True Capitalist Radio - March 4th, 2017 The Saturday Night Troll Show Hosted By Ghost EP 01
Aired: 2017-03-04
Duration: 02:02:44


=== First Episode Chaos (14:35) ===

[00:00:01]  What are y'all, swatting me already?
[00:00:20]  Swatting me already, for Christ's sake.
[00:00:22]  Come on, for Christ's sake, it's the first show.
[00:00:25]  Anyway, folks, this is the very first episode of the Saturday Night Troll Show, hosted by Ghost, episode number one.
[00:00:35]  And for you folks that are perplexed and are asking yourself, what the hell am I listening to?
[00:00:41]  I am the master of ceremonies on this Saturday evening as it pertains to the very brand new, very first, very just revolutionary show called the Saturday Night Troll Show.
[00:00:58]  Now, how was this show contrived, folks?
[00:01:00]  Well, as you may have already well know, we had the infamous contest that is going to go down in internet history.
[00:01:10]  And look, I'm not just saying that, folks, just to be facetious.
[00:01:12]  It's going to go down in Internet history as one of the most unbelievable wars.
[00:01:20]  And look, I don't want to get into it.
[00:01:21]  I don't want to over-dramaticize it, but it was what it was.
[00:01:25]  And in the end, folks, what it comes down to, it was the infamous Team Optimism versus Team Fortune Cookie.
[00:01:34]  And for you folks that are unaware of this, this was related to the True Capitalist Radio Show, which I also host on this very same network.
[00:01:45]  But at the same time, folks, the whole object of the contest was whoever sold more autographs basically told the fate of radio graffiti.
[00:01:58]  And Team Optimism was anti-radio graffiti.
[00:02:01]  Team Fortune Cookie, obviously, was pro-radio graffiti.
[00:02:05]  And it was a fierce contest, folks.
[00:02:07]  I could not believe it.
[00:02:08]  I mean, it had me under pressure.
[00:02:10]  All right.
[00:02:10]  I mean, I was under pressure up until like freaking 3 o'clock in the morning this morning.
[00:02:15]  I'm not even joking around.
[00:02:16]  I had no sleep, man.
[00:02:19]  And the reason is, and I'm going to be completely honest with you because there's just so many people that purchased Mr. Fortune cookies and Mr. Optimisms.
[00:02:29]  I mean, I mean, it was just too much.
[00:02:31]  There was just too many people that purchased to just kind of let it go by the wayside.
[00:02:36]  Now, there were many within the true capitalist radio realm that were saying, you know what?
[00:02:44]  The hell with the damn trolls.
[00:02:46]  We wanted Fair and Square.
[00:02:48]  Screw them.
[00:02:49]  And then, of course, the Trolls, on the other hand, were taking a little bit, just a little bit kind of harsh, to say the least.
[00:02:58]  Talking about, I don't even want to say the words, but troll wars.
[00:03:02]  Once I started hearing that, I was like, whoa, whoa, whoa, calm your asses down.
[00:03:08]  We don't need to go back to that now.
[00:03:10]  I mean, this is not those old days.
[00:03:12]  Calm your asses down.
[00:03:15]  But I understood the angst as it pertained to the Team Fortune cookie side, folks.
[00:03:19]  There was a lot and a lot of autographs purchased.
[00:03:22]  And I know that the people on Team Optimism, they don't want to hear a predominant amount of trolling any longer on the broadcast in the True Capitalist Radio Show.
[00:03:31]  And I don't blame them, folks.
[00:03:32]  And I know there's a lot of trolls that find that perplexing.
[00:03:35]  I know there's a lot of trolls that believe that the True Capitalist Radio show is comprised of mostly trolls, folks.
[00:03:41]  I can assure you, it is not.
[00:03:43]  But at the same time, I couldn't just go by the wayside and just say, you know what, the hell with the trolls.
[00:03:49]  I couldn't do it.
[00:03:50]  I mean, look at the Team Fortune cookie.
[00:03:52]  I mean, everybody, look, you can't even imagine how many of these had been sold.
[00:03:57]  And look, I put my you put your money where your mouth is, and I answer.
[00:04:04]  I'm a capitalist, okay?
[00:04:05]  And I saw there was a lot of people, a lot of people that purchased Mr. Fortune Cookie autographs, and as a result, I felt that I owed those people a little something.
[00:04:15]  I mean, I wasn't going to just sit there and go, Oi Vay, you lost.
[00:04:20]  I mean, are you kidding me?
[00:04:21]  I had to come up with some compromise, but at the same time, I had to appease my fellow brethren in the team optimism side by eliminating to some extent, if not all extent, the radio graffiti from the True Capitalist Radio show.
[00:04:37]  So I did this without anybody knowing about it.
[00:04:40]  There's nobody that knows about this.
[00:04:42]  The inner circle didn't know about it.
[00:04:43]  Nobody knows about it.
[00:04:44]  I decided that, look, so many Mr. Fortune cookies, all right, so many Mr. Fortune cookies have been sold that I had to create a whole new show.
[00:04:57]  I mean, did you see how many people bought Fortune cookies?
[00:05:01]  I just, I mean, good God, I just can't ignore it, baby.
[00:05:04]  So, you know what that means, folks?
[00:05:07]  It means a lot of things.
[00:05:08]  But the first thing I want you to notice that I am now broadcasting six days a goddamn week, first and foremost, okay?
[00:05:17]  Now, I know this is only a two-hour show.
[00:05:20]  We shall see if it goes into a three-hour show, folks.
[00:05:23]  It's up to you.
[00:05:25]  It's up to see.
[00:05:26]  This is a troll Saturday evening show, and we're going to get to some trolling here in a minute.
[00:05:31]  But I just wanted to give some background since this is the first episode of the Saturday Night Trolling Show.
[00:05:37]  We are going to have this every Saturday night.
[00:05:40]  All right?
[00:05:41]  This is around the time, 5:30 p.m. Central Standard Time every Saturday night, folks.
[00:05:47]  And what this is going to comprise of, I really don't know.
[00:05:50]  It's a troll show.
[00:05:51]  I don't know.
[00:05:52]  Did anybody know?
[00:05:53]  I've never heard of a troll show before, for Christ's sake.
[00:05:56]  I've never heard of one, but now there is one.
[00:06:00]  And I want to thank, first and foremost, the people on Team Fortune Cookie.
[00:06:04]  I hope that you understand this is, all right, this is my olive branch to you.
[00:06:11]  This is my olive branch to Team Fortune Cookie.
[00:06:15]  I understand where your side was coming from.
[00:06:18]  This is it.
[00:06:18]  And, of course, True Capitalist Radio is going to get a little less trolly, okay?
[00:06:23]  Now, we still may have five, maybe ten minutes of radio graffiti during that broadcast.
[00:06:30]  But let's be honest, folks, in the political realm, we have to be serious.
[00:06:34]  And I'm trying to, you know, get that show a little bit more serious.
[00:06:37]  We're still going to take Twitter shout-outs, but radio graffiti is just going to be just a little less emphasis.
[00:06:45]  Now, we've got ourselves a show strictly for the trolls here.
[00:06:49]  All right?
[00:06:51]  Strictly for the trolls.
[00:06:53]  And this is for you.
[00:06:54]  It's the Saturday Night Troll Show.
[00:06:57]  And, of course, I am your master of ceremonies, the man they call ghosts.
[00:07:02]  Now, before we get into any kind of trolling, I want to say once again, thanks to everybody, both on Fortune Cookie and Optimism side.
[00:07:10]  It was something I will never forget because it had me under pressure throughout the whole entire week.
[00:07:16]  Everybody, you know, was having a blast throughout the week.
[00:07:20]  So I want to extend this as an olive branch, and we shall continue on.
[00:07:26]  Listen, I'm working six days a week now, baby.
[00:07:29]  And you want to know why I'm working six days a week?
[00:07:31]  I mean, you know, people put their money where their mouth is, baby.
[00:07:35]  That's what I mean.
[00:07:36]  I've got to do it.
[00:07:37]  I've got to do it.
[00:07:39]  So with that being said, it is the Saturday Night Troll Show first edition.
[00:07:44]  I want to say cheers, first and foremost, to everybody who is listening to this experiment show.
[00:07:51]  And, you know, this show may evolve.
[00:07:54]  I may not even be here to do this show.
[00:07:56]  I mean, we may have other people doing the show.
[00:07:58]  I may have to have engineer or, you know, we may, you know what, I may, we may even bring in fat tuna.
[00:08:04]  Fat tuna, he needed some work since we boycotted the NFL because of Colin Kaepernick.
[00:08:10]  And did you all hear?
[00:08:11]  Because now Trump is in office.
[00:08:13]  Colin Kaepernick is going to stand for the, you know, for the whole Pledge of Allegiance and singing this national anthem and all that stuff.
[00:08:22]  All right, eh?
[00:08:23]  That's what I thought, Kaepernick.
[00:08:27]  Anyway, folks, with that being said, spread it around the internet right now that we are live and we are the Saturday evening, Saturday night troll show.
[00:08:40]  All right.
[00:08:41]  Now, I'm looking on Twitter.
[00:08:42]  People are already saying I'm not going to last 30 minutes.
[00:08:45]  Look, don't, why are you throwing a hex on the show there, ass crack?
[00:08:49]  Look at some idiot named the Texas Farters.
[00:08:52]  Yeah, that's real fresh.
[00:08:54]  Why are you already throwing a goddamn hex on the show there, losers?
[00:08:58]  All right?
[00:08:59]  All right.
[00:08:59]  Now, I don't know.
[00:09:01]  This is the first show here.
[00:09:02]  So what we're going to do here, instead of going right into radio graffiti, because I don't think we should have two hours of radio graffiti, what I'm going to do is I'm going to take some troll calls here.
[00:09:13]  And I want to hear your best troll story.
[00:09:16]  Everybody's got a good troll story, folks.
[00:09:19]  I want to hear from you.
[00:09:20]  All right.
[00:09:21]  We're going to do this here for maybe about a few calls if it sucks, which I am hoping it doesn't.
[00:09:27]  But, you know, these fart-fragrant expert, you know, pud-pulling pieces of robotic poon-tang one and trash out here may just disappoint us.
[00:09:40]  But hey, this is the Saturday night troll show.
[00:09:43]  All right.
[00:09:44]  We're going to see what's going on.
[00:09:45]  I want to hear what you have to say.
[00:09:48]  What was your favorite troll?
[00:09:49]  Are you a troll?
[00:09:50]  Do you think troll's good?
[00:09:52]  It's troll.
[00:09:52]  It's troll, troll, troll, cyber bourbon troll.
[00:09:55]  Troll, troll, troll, cyber bourbon troll.
[00:09:57]  Troll, troll, troll, cyber bourbon troll.
[00:10:00]  All right?
[00:10:01]  And for you idiots, this is not the short bus radio.
[00:10:04]  You'll shove it up your ass with that.
[00:10:06]  This is not short bus radio.
[00:10:08]  Shove it up your ass.
[00:10:11]  Telling you on Twitter, man.
[00:10:12]  They never just break my balls all day, all night.
[00:10:15]  I mean, even in the Saturday night, I'm over here giving an olive branch, giving people a Saturday evening troll show.
[00:10:23]  They're breaking my balls, for Christ's sake, like they're Joe Pesci out of Goodfellas or some crap.
[00:10:29]  You think I'm funny?
[00:10:30]  Huh?
[00:10:32]  How fucking funny do you think I am?
[00:10:36]  Just shut up, you little fart.
[00:10:37]  I want to slapped that little matzo ball.
[00:10:41]  Well, no, he doesn't eat matzah balls.
[00:10:46]  What do freaking WAPs eat?
[00:10:47]  I forgot what the hell they eat.
[00:10:49]  Pastrami.
[00:10:50]  No, that's Jews.
[00:10:51]  What the hell?
[00:10:52]  A pizza.
[00:10:53]  Well, I don't want to say pizza.
[00:10:55]  That's bad right now.
[00:10:57]  You know what?
[00:10:57]  You know, you see, this troll show is already going off to a bad connotation, and I really don't appreciate it.
[00:11:04]  So let's continue.
[00:11:05]  Let's just take some calls here.
[00:11:07]  All right?
[00:11:08]  And, of course, the engineer is not here, folks.
[00:11:10]  I mean, I got him.
[00:11:11]  He's got to have time to go to, you know, I don't know.
[00:11:15]  I think he's pulling the balls out of a basket at a local bingo hall or something.
[00:11:21]  I don't know what the hell he's doing.
[00:11:24]  But I'm working the switchboards tonight on this Saturday night troll show.
[00:11:29]  This show belongs to the trolls.
[00:11:30]  And once again, this is because there were so many goddamn Mr. Fortune cookies that, you know, I had to do something.
[00:11:42]  All right?
[00:11:43]  I had to make something.
[00:11:44]  Anyway, let's continue here.
[00:11:46]  Let's talk to some trolls.
[00:11:47]  Let's get a troll's perspective on trolling here.
[00:11:50]  How about 443?
[00:11:51]  What's going on?
[00:11:52]  Are you a troll?
[00:11:54]  Yes, I am.
[00:11:56]  You probably know me.
[00:11:57]  I'm not the girl that calls on the radio.
[00:12:00]  Wait, wait a minute.
[00:12:01]  How come?
[00:12:01]  Wait, wait a minute.
[00:12:02]  How come I always get you?
[00:12:04]  Who are you?
[00:12:05]  I always get you.
[00:12:06]  Who are you?
[00:12:08]  Oh, like name or what?
[00:12:12]  No, well, like, like, what troll name?
[00:12:14]  Yeah, troll name.
[00:12:15]  You know, what is it?
[00:12:16]  What's your troll?
[00:12:16]  What are you doing?
[00:12:17]  What's your troll here?
[00:12:20]  I'm just, you know, the normal troll that just calls up here.
[00:12:24]  I'm the one that plays Super Smash or something, if you heard him back then.
[00:12:30]  No longer names, though, but I just really just do it for fun.
[00:12:35]  So what's your troll name?
[00:12:37]  What do you want to be known as?
[00:12:38]  What's your troll name?
[00:12:40]  Probably just.
[00:12:44]  What do you think of that, Rook?
[00:12:47]  May just K-Troll or something?
[00:12:49]  K-Troll.
[00:12:50]  No, you know what?
[00:12:51]  I'm giving you your troll name.
[00:12:52]  Your troll name is Bumbles, all right?
[00:12:55]  All right, Bumbles.
[00:12:57]  That's your name, Bumbles.
[00:12:59]  Everybody, let it be known.
[00:13:01]  Episode one, what's your name?
[00:13:05]  Who are you now?
[00:13:07]  Bumbles.
[00:13:08]  Bumbles, that's right.
[00:13:10]  Thank you very much.
[00:13:11]  Hey, thank you for calling.
[00:13:12]  Bumbles is in the house.
[00:13:14]  Maybe we'll get back to Bumbles during Radio Graffiti.
[00:13:17]  I have just ordained a troll right now on episode one of the Saturday Night Troll Show.
[00:13:24]  This is pretty goddamn fun.
[00:13:25]  I'm telling you right now, I like this.
[00:13:27]  I like what this is going on.
[00:13:29]  I like it a lot.
[00:13:31]  Let's continue going.
[00:13:32]  Let's see what people are saying out here.
[00:13:34]  We're listening to trolls out here.
[00:13:35]  We're getting a troll's perspective.
[00:13:37]  We're getting into the mind of trolls here.
[00:13:40]  Let's continue going.
[00:13:41]  How about 757?
[00:13:42]  Are you a troll?
[00:13:45]  Hello, it's LegoFan.
[00:13:48]  Hey, what's going on, Lego fan?
[00:13:49]  How are you doing, man?
[00:13:51]  What's going on?
[00:13:52]  What's your perspective on trolls?
[00:13:53]  Do you have any thoughts on trolls?
[00:13:55]  Do you have any comments on trolls?
[00:13:59]  I don't got much, man.
[00:14:03]  You just wanted to say what's going on?
[00:14:05]  Throw a peace sign on the telephone line?
[00:14:09]  Yeah, throw a peace sign on the telephone line.
[00:14:11]  I'm telling you, I'm a poet and I don't know it.
[00:14:14]  Yep, peace flying, baby.
[00:14:16]  All right, well, that's Lego fan right there.
[00:14:18]  What's going on?
[00:14:19]  Look, this is troll.
[00:14:21]  This is a Saturday night troll show.
[00:14:23]  I can't believe this is even in existence on the internets.
[00:14:26]  I'm excited about this, for Christ's sake.
[00:14:28]  The phone lines are blowing up, for heaven's sake.
[00:14:31]  I mean, we're just doing things in prompt two.
[00:14:34]  I'm trying to get into some contact with some trolls here.

=== Welcome to the Troll Show (09:27) ===

[00:14:37]  The second hour, I'm thinking, we're just going to dedicate to all radio graffiti.
[00:14:41]  How about that?
[00:14:42]  One full hour of radio graffiti.
[00:14:44]  So that's right.
[00:14:45]  Right now, if you are on the internet, it doesn't matter whatever you're at, social media, if you're on 4chan, the infamous hacker known as 4chan strikes again.
[00:14:57]  If you're on 4chan, if you're on 8chan, what's going on at 8chan?
[00:15:01]  If you're going on any one of these message boards, spread it around like wildfire that we are going to have a full hour, a full hour of radio graffiti.
[00:15:12]  And, you know, can you believe it?
[00:15:14]  Saturday nights?
[00:15:16]  I mean, I'm doing Trump's work here.
[00:15:19]  I'm serious.
[00:15:20]  I don't mean to cross the Saturday Night Troll show with True Capitalist Radio, a little bit of politics here.
[00:15:26]  I'm going to try to be non-political as possible on this broadcast.
[00:15:30]  Saturday nights, it's more of a kickback ghost.
[00:15:33]  As a matter of fact, I need to drink some more so I can get a little bit more inebriated or so I can be all woohoo and shit.
[00:15:42]  Well, I don't know.
[00:15:42]  Should I curse more?
[00:15:44]  I don't know.
[00:15:45]  Maybe I should hold off on the cursing.
[00:15:47]  Maybe I should calm down.
[00:15:48]  Anyway, cheers to everybody who's listening on this Saturday Night Troll Show.
[00:15:53]  Spread it around like wildfire.
[00:15:55]  Second hour, we are going to have a full hour of radio goddamn graffiti.
[00:16:01]  People are already saying on Twitter, I'm looking at it right here, that I'm not going to last 30 minutes.
[00:16:08]  You know, whatever.
[00:16:10]  All right?
[00:16:11]  But, you know, I'm so serious about this troll show.
[00:16:13]  I'm telling you what I'm going to do.
[00:16:16]  Since we're going to have this every Saturday night, 5:30 p.m., I'm going to make a deal with you.
[00:16:24]  Not only is this an olive branch to Team Fortune cookie, okay?
[00:16:29]  We are going to give an award on this show every month, baby.
[00:16:33]  All right?
[00:16:37]  Every month, we are going to give an award to every decent, or not decent, the badass troll.
[00:16:45]  How about that?
[00:16:45]  The badass troll of the month.
[00:16:48]  All right?
[00:16:50]  A badass troll of the month.
[00:16:52]  People are asking me, what's my troll name?
[00:16:53]  No, no, no crap.
[00:16:54]  I should get another troll name.
[00:16:57]  Should I go as ghost?
[00:16:59]  Should I have another troll name?
[00:17:01]  That's a pretty good point.
[00:17:04]  I leave that up to the troll terrorists and cyber vermin that are listening in right now.
[00:17:08]  That's a very good point.
[00:17:09]  Should I have another troll name?
[00:17:12]  Anyway, getting back to the point here, I am going to give out an award for the best troll of the month.
[00:17:20]  And that's going to be an award, maybe a gift card, maybe something, maybe something cool.
[00:17:26]  Who knows?
[00:17:28]  But we're going to make troll and great again, is what I'm talking about.
[00:17:31]  All right.
[00:17:32]  We're going to make troll and great again.
[00:17:34]  We are going to put some lols back in trolls.
[00:17:42]  We're going to put some lols down or back in trolls.
[00:17:46]  That's what we're going to do.
[00:17:48]  back in trolls, back in trolls, lols back in trolls, I don't know.
[00:17:55]  You can figure out the rest for yourself.
[00:17:57]  Let's continue going here.
[00:17:59]  All right.
[00:18:00]  Get on the horn.
[00:18:02]  We're talking to see if this is the first edition of the Saturday Night Troll Show.
[00:18:06]  I want to hear from you.
[00:18:08]  516-453-9903 is the number to call here.
[00:18:14]  I want to hear from you on this Saturday Night Troll show.
[00:18:17]  Are you a troll?
[00:18:19]  What do you have to say about trolls?
[00:18:20]  Do you have any comments about trolls?
[00:18:23]  I want to hear from you right now.
[00:18:26]  How about 903?
[00:18:27]  Are you a troll?
[00:18:28]  Yes.
[00:18:30]  All right.
[00:18:31]  Well, what do you have to say about trolls?
[00:18:32]  Do you have anything positive to say?
[00:18:34]  Do you have anything negative to say?
[00:18:35]  What do you have to say about it?
[00:18:37]  Can you not do this?
[00:18:43]  I can't understand you.
[00:18:44]  What did you say?
[00:18:45]  Can you not be live on Blog Talk Radio?
[00:18:49]  Can I not be live on Blog Talk Radio?
[00:18:51]  Well, instead of stumbling and mumbling sentence fragments, why don't you elaborate on why they're Fruit Bowl?
[00:18:58]  Can you kill yourself before I come out?
[00:19:01]  No, no, no.
[00:19:02]  Okay, great.
[00:19:03]  Okay.
[00:19:03]  Okay, I may think about it.
[00:19:05]  I may kill myself right now.
[00:19:06]  But can you persuade me why I should kill myself instead of just spurting out sentence fragments out of your feeble mind?
[00:19:13]  Oh!
[00:19:15]  Oh, why'd you hang on?
[00:19:24]  I mean, you know, you're going to be a troll.
[00:19:27]  I mean, troll, right?
[00:19:28]  I mean, if you're telling me to kill myself, well, why don't you tell me, give me a reason.
[00:19:33]  I may just do it.
[00:19:34]  I mean, if you give me a good reason and I start reminiscing on my pathetic life or something, I'm like, you know what?
[00:19:40]  I should do it.
[00:19:41]  You know, I'm out of here.
[00:19:42]  I may do it.
[00:19:44]  I'm just joking.
[00:19:45]  I'm not going to do it.
[00:19:46]  But I'm just saying, man.
[00:19:46]  I mean, don't just spurt nothing out like that for Christ's sake.
[00:19:49]  Call him back.
[00:19:52]  Call his ass back.
[00:19:55]  No, he's not answering now, for Christ's sake.
[00:19:58]  That's just great.
[00:19:59]  Listen, I mean, if you're going to call up here and you're going to tell me something like that, the least you could do is give me an explanation.
[00:20:07]  You see, that's the thing about you trolls.
[00:20:10]  You think that just saying some sputtered-out sentence fragment out of your stupid cheesehole is going to, you know, somehow be funny.
[00:20:17]  It's not funny.
[00:20:19]  It's not.
[00:20:22]  Jesus Christ.
[00:20:25]  I mean, I'm just, this is already turning out to be disappointing.
[00:20:31]  I'm just saying, I'm just saying.
[00:20:34]  Somebody said my troll name should be Goldberg Schecklestein.
[00:20:39]  Yeah, real funny ass crack.
[00:20:41]  Real funny.
[00:20:41]  I try to call him back.
[00:20:43]  He put his phone off the hook.
[00:20:44]  Unfortunate.
[00:20:46]  Unfortunate.
[00:20:47]  And it's sad because this is what trolling has turned out to be.
[00:20:50]  You know, I mean, that's what it's turned out to be, man.
[00:21:03]  How about 315?
[00:21:05]  Are you a troll?
[00:21:07]  Hey, ghost, what's up?
[00:21:09]  How's it going?
[00:21:11]  Hey, my name is Massive Damage, and I want to say what do you want to say?
[00:21:22]  What do you want to say?
[00:21:23]  Say it.
[00:21:27]  Oh, my God.
[00:21:28]  You're there.
[00:21:29]  What are you going to say, man?
[00:21:31]  Don't act like a TARD.
[00:21:32]  Are you a TAR?
[00:21:35]  You're a TARD urchin.
[00:21:37]  Yeah.
[00:21:39]  Get him out of here.
[00:21:41]  I mean, do you see?
[00:21:43]  Look, I'm not going to make any comments about tard magnets or anything.
[00:21:46]  All right.
[00:21:47]  I'm going to be open-minded, okay?
[00:21:49]  Because it's the Saturday Night Troll Show.
[00:21:52]  Okay?
[00:21:55]  But look, I mean, do you see what I'm saying?
[00:21:58]  You see what I'm dealing with here?
[00:22:00]  You see what I'm dealing with?
[00:22:04]  Anyway, we've got 828.
[00:22:06]  Are you a troll?
[00:22:08]  I am not a troll ghost, but I am a very longtime listener.
[00:22:13]  And I have to say, if I can pay you any compliments, it would be that I'm just imagining myself sitting on a porch at like 80 years old, smoking a cigar, enjoying life, and just a can will fall on my porch, and I will always remember you.
[00:22:31]  I will never forget all the crazy-ass times that I've heard you for the longest time.
[00:22:37]  So, to be, you know, to be nice and screwing all the idiots who give you shit, I just wanted to give you a compliment because you deserve one.
[00:22:46]  Because you, my man, are absolutely hilarious, and I love you in a very heterosexual way.
[00:22:54]  Well, I hope it's a very heterosexual way, but I thank you very much for those kind words.
[00:22:59]  Man, who would have thought that having a Saturday night troll show, I'd get compliments?
[00:23:05]  That was probably the best compliment I've ever gotten in my goddamn broadcasting career.
[00:23:11]  Oh, my God.
[00:23:13]  I mean, this is just thing on.
[00:23:16]  I mean, testies, testies, one, two, testies, testies, one, two, three.
[00:23:25]  I mean, is this thing on for heaven's sake?
[00:23:29]  Oh, my God.
[00:23:30]  That was very kind.
[00:23:32]  I don't even know what to say after that.
[00:23:33]  I'm at a loss for words.
[00:23:36]  I mean, who would have thought that I would have to do a Saturday night troll show to get some compliments and get some goddamn respect around here?
[00:23:46]  Wow.
[00:23:47]  Wow, wow, wow.
[00:23:49]  I'm in shock.
[00:23:50]  I think we got the deplorable troll on here.
[00:23:52]  Obviously, you're a troll, am I correct?
[00:23:55]  Yes, sir, I am.
[00:23:57]  And I think I was the one.
[00:23:58]  Oh, yeah, that's right.
[00:23:59]  I had trolled you last year, wasn't it?

=== Shocking Troll Confessions (13:32) ===

[00:24:04]  Yeah, well, it's been a year.
[00:24:05]  It's almost going to be a year, I believe, March 20, I think, 20-something, March 20, if I'm not mistaken.
[00:24:12]  Well, honestly, I'm glad you came back last year.
[00:24:16]  I've been a fan since way back in the first show.
[00:24:21]  And thank you.
[00:24:24]  Thanks, you.
[00:24:25]  I've actually been making some smart investments and been keeping track of the stock market a lot more.
[00:24:30]  And it's actually helped me get better deals than all.
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[00:24:45]  And right now, during the Honda Dream Garage sales event, we can help you too with a great deal on an award-winning Honda, like the Accord, a 2017 Car and Driver 10 best, a record 31 times.
[00:24:55]  Click the dealer locator link to find a dealer near you, and go to SoCalHondaDealers.com to suggest a random act of helpfulness for someone you know.
[00:25:01]  Car and Driver, January 2017.
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[00:25:13]  With its sleek profile and powerful turbocharged engine, the CLA offers agility and design that are unmatched in its class.
[00:25:19]  And it's available now at an exceptional price.
[00:25:22]  Why drive any four-door coupe when you could be driving the 2017 Mercedes-Benz CLA?
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[00:25:31]  Mercedes-Benz, the best or nothing.
[00:25:36]  Well, there you go, man.
[00:25:37]  I mean, man, look at all these compliments.
[00:25:39]  Thank you, deplorable troll.
[00:25:40]  I mean, what a great Saturday night, man.
[00:25:44]  I'm having a great time.
[00:25:46]  I mean, I mean, I need to listen to some music here.
[00:25:49]  Can we get some music?
[00:25:50]  I mean, look, let's get some troll music.
[00:25:52]  What's troll music nowadays, anyway, man?
[00:25:55]  I mean, what is it?
[00:25:56]  Is it that a number nine, a number nine launch, a number?
[00:26:00]  Is it that crap?
[00:26:04]  I don't even know what it is.
[00:26:05]  You know, here, I mean, everybody's fruiting up, right?
[00:26:08]  Everybody's fruiting up.
[00:26:10]  Let's put some happy, fruiting up troll type of music, all right?
[00:26:14]  Here, let's go ahead and throw it on.
[00:26:17]  What's going on here?
[00:26:26]  I'm sure you got funny in the leg on that one.
[00:26:33]  I'm feeling good on this troll Saturday night.
[00:26:36]  Are you joking?
[00:26:37]  I'm getting compliments.
[00:26:46]  I feel as fruity as a stupid cat that I'm looking at on my goddamn computer screen right now.
[00:26:59]  Good God.
[00:27:00]  What?
[00:27:00]  This is a troll Saturday night, man.
[00:27:03]  Oh, my God.
[00:27:05]  I feel happy.
[00:27:06]  I feel good.
[00:27:07]  I feel great.
[00:27:12]  All right.
[00:27:13]  Cut off the music.
[00:27:14]  Cut it off.
[00:27:14]  Cut it off.
[00:27:16]  Anyway, I feel great.
[00:27:18]  I feel wonderful.
[00:27:19]  All right.
[00:27:20]  I'm telling you, I mean, what compliments am I getting?
[00:27:23]  Well, first of all, is this a troll now?
[00:27:26]  You see, now I see.
[00:27:29]  Wait a minute.
[00:27:30]  Now I'm starting to think a little bit.
[00:27:33]  Are all these compliments a troll now?
[00:27:36]  You see, I'm trolls.
[00:27:40]  That's touche, you assholes.
[00:27:43]  You see, I can't even believe good compliments.
[00:27:46]  See, now what I think that you trolls are doing, you're trying to build up me and my emotional state of being.
[00:27:53]  You're trying to make me all joyful and all kinds of happy.
[00:27:57]  And then, you know, coming around here, you're probably going to, you know, try to, you know, say some disgusted, despicable filth.
[00:28:04]  You know, I told you.
[00:28:07]  I told you.
[00:28:08]  I told you.
[00:28:10]  I told you, man.
[00:28:12]  Anyway, let's continue going for Christ's sake.
[00:28:15]  Good God.
[00:28:18]  Anyway, look, I don't even know if those compliments are a troll.
[00:28:21]  You see, now you got me thinking.
[00:28:23]  You see what trolling is?
[00:28:25]  You're psychological bastards.
[00:28:29]  But hey, I'm not going to let that bother me.
[00:28:31]  This is the first Saturday Night Troll show.
[00:28:34]  I'm very proud of it, as a matter of fact.
[00:28:35]  Matter of fact, you should think yourselves Team Fortune Cookie made this possible.
[00:28:41]  All right?
[00:28:42]  Team Fortune Cookie made this possible.
[00:28:46]  So let's continue going and say, let's see what is on a troll's mind on this Saturday night here.
[00:28:52]  How about 336?
[00:28:53]  Are you a troll?
[00:28:56]  Hey, Ghost, yeah.
[00:28:58]  You see, I'm the biggest fail troll on your show.
[00:29:02]  I'm Thomas the Tank Engine.
[00:29:04]  But in reality, outside that, I am a true capitalist.
[00:29:07]  I founded my own company when I was 16, and I've never worked for another person as long as I've lived.
[00:29:14]  So I thank you.
[00:29:15]  Now, that sounds like a great story, but is that a troll?
[00:29:19]  No, no, I could back this.
[00:29:21]  I could personally verify this for you.
[00:29:23]  I just don't want the other trolls trying to figure out and screwing around with my.
[00:29:28]  No, I understand.
[00:29:28]  Believe me, you don't have to verify anything.
[00:29:30]  Well, congratulations to you on that because that's what it's all about.
[00:29:34]  True liberation is being your own independent capitalist.
[00:29:38]  But secondly, you're a troll as well.
[00:29:40]  So this is trolling, aside from you having your own independent business and being a capitalist, trolling for you does what?
[00:29:49]  Really, not a whole lot.
[00:29:53]  I don't troll harshly like some of these people do who wish you were dead.
[00:29:57]  I just kind of call up, do my stupid thing that I think is funny that I know everyone else hates.
[00:30:02]  That's why I'm the biggest fail troll.
[00:30:05]  So I just get a kick out of it myself, but I don't like to put down other people.
[00:30:10]  It's more of a I guess it's not trolling if it's not hurting someone's feelings.
[00:30:15]  I don't know.
[00:30:17]  That's just my.
[00:30:17]  No, well, that's a very, very good point that you pick up.
[00:30:20]  That's a very, let me elaborate on that.
[00:30:22]  So you're one of these trolls that believes that you want to troll somebody more for an annoyance as opposed to a hurtful or hateful situation.
[00:30:33]  Correct.
[00:30:34]  I mean, I've been bullied in my life, and I think that needs to stay out of trolling.
[00:30:39]  But granting, you can get some funny shit when you make these stupid slices like beating my granny.
[00:30:45]  But really, you know, sometimes it's not always needed to get a good laugh.
[00:30:52]  Well, that's very interesting, man, and thank you very much.
[00:30:54]  And hey, I mean, here's a kid that's 16 years old, made his own company, and now he's never worked for anybody else but himself.
[00:31:03]  And, you know, he likes to troll a little bit.
[00:31:05]  I mean, there's nothing wrong with that.
[00:31:06]  Very, very good analysis in the fact that, you know, he's the kind of troll that likes to just kind of be an annoying type of troll or not necessarily one of these people that are hateful and hurtful and want to hurt people's feelings.
[00:31:20]  And look at the people on the damn chat or the chat room.
[00:31:23]  Look at the people in the Twitter.
[00:31:25]  They're saying, get this social justice warrior off.
[00:31:28]  Fuck your feelings.
[00:31:30]  You know, that sort of thing.
[00:31:31]  So we've got that debate as well.
[00:31:35]  I'm telling you, I don't even know what to believe anymore.
[00:31:37]  You know?
[00:31:38]  I'm telling you, I don't even know what to believe.
[00:31:41]  People are giving me compliments.
[00:31:43]  I don't know if this is a build-up for some kind of troll later.
[00:31:46]  You see what I'm talking about with troll?
[00:31:48]  This is trollception.
[00:31:50]  There's a lot of trollception going on over here, and I really don't appreciate it.
[00:31:54]  You see, you see, I just don't believe people anymore.
[00:31:58]  You see, you see what you trolls have done?
[00:32:01]  You see, this is what you do to everybody else in their head.
[00:32:04]  You mess them up.
[00:32:06]  You know, you mess them up in their head.
[00:32:07]  They can't believe stuff.
[00:32:08]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:32:09]  And you know what's really sad about trolling?
[00:32:12]  Like, the harshest of harshest trolling is when you have somebody who is your friend in real life, you know, IRL.
[00:32:22]  And then they, like, they know a little bit about you because, you know, they're involved in your real life.
[00:32:28]  And then they utilize the mechanism of the internets to try to troll you in your deepest desires.
[00:32:35]  You know, they get fake accounts.
[00:32:38]  You know, they get fake accounts and pretend that they're a guy that you like or a girl that you like or a pansexual that you like or whatever the case might be.
[00:32:49]  And then they just get all this information out of you.
[00:32:51]  You know, those are those types of trolls.
[00:32:53]  You know, like, I want to see when I can get out.
[00:32:58]  I want to see.
[00:33:02]  I want to see you.
[00:33:10]  Very, very, very unbelievable.
[00:33:12]  All right.
[00:33:13]  Anyway, let's continue going here.
[00:33:15]  Thank you very much, sir, for your insights and a little bit of insight on your life and insights on how you view trolling.
[00:33:22]  We're going to continue going.
[00:33:23]  Remember, the second hour here, which will begin here in about 27 minutes, is going to be 100% radio graffiti.
[00:33:31]  All right?
[00:33:32]  100 goddamn percent radio graffiti.
[00:33:34]  And if it sucks, I am out of here.
[00:33:37]  So you better get them radio graffiti calls ready.
[00:33:40]  And you know, that's the sad part about it.
[00:33:42]  I don't even know what sucks anymore because I don't really like the ones that talk about, like, what that gentleman said about my granny, about my wife, about my dog, about my son.
[00:33:54]  You know, speaking of my son, what happened to my son?
[00:34:01]  I don't agree with his lifestyle.
[00:34:04]  Somebody can go talk to my son and, you know, slap him around a little bit, slap him in reality.
[00:34:09]  I appreciate it.
[00:34:10]  Anyway, that's not, that's neither here or there.
[00:34:14]  Let's continue going here.
[00:34:15]  How about area code 435, you troll?
[00:34:21]  Yes, I am a troll.
[00:34:22]  How are you doing?
[00:34:24]  All right.
[00:34:24]  Well, what do you have to say?
[00:34:25]  Do you have any comments, thoughts?
[00:34:27]  Why do you like being a troll?
[00:34:31]  Well, first off, I was a troll.
[00:34:36]  You remembered when my tweet made Fox News, right?
[00:34:43]  Who is this?
[00:34:43]  This is Brody Drumming?
[00:34:46]  Yes.
[00:34:47]  Yes, I do remember that you did make Fox News.
[00:34:50]  Yes.
[00:34:53]  Yeah, that was my favorite part.
[00:34:55]  I didn't expect it to happen.
[00:34:56]  I was like shit posting when I was on my vacation at Las Vegas.
[00:35:01]  And it just happened.
[00:35:02]  And I was like, holy shit, I am so glad about that.
[00:35:07]  Well, wait a minute.
[00:35:08]  Hold on, hold on.
[00:35:08]  So you got a double whopper there.
[00:35:10]  You were vacationing in Vegas, and then you decided, hey, I'm in Vegas.
[00:35:16]  Did you lose all your money?
[00:35:20]  I didn't go to a casino or anything.
[00:35:25]  You didn't go to a casino.
[00:35:26]  What were you doing in Vegas?
[00:35:27]  You go to a casino.
[00:35:30]  I was just hanging out with my uncle.
[00:35:33]  Hanging out with your uncle?
[00:35:35]  Did you see any sights?
[00:35:36]  Did you go to a convention at least?
[00:35:43]  We had a party at his house and stuff like that.
[00:35:49]  All right, so, okay, there was a party.
[00:35:51]  So, was the party boring?
[00:35:53]  I'm just trying to get to where it is in that whole chain of events where you're like, all right, let's just do some shit posting right now.
[00:36:01]  Now, look, I'm not saying it's a bad thing because it was whatever energy that you were conjuring up there in Vegas, which was obviously decent or maybe not.
[00:36:10]  I don't know.
[00:36:11]  And it manifested itself in that tweet that ended up being noticed by Fox News.
[00:36:17]  So, that's why I'm trying to gather the scene behind that tweet.
[00:36:22]  Yeah.
[00:36:24]  So, I was at my uncle's house.
[00:36:26]  I was like shit posting on my phone.
[00:36:28]  And then someone told me on Twitter that my tweet made it on Fox News.
[00:36:34]  And I was like, I got to check it out myself.
[00:36:38]  And so I was like, I see this guy that is like, Brony Drumming says, Thank you for the thanks, Donald, for giving me the tears of social justice warriors to drink.
[00:36:49]  You know, it was delicious.
[00:36:50]  See you on the 20th.
[00:36:52]  And it's like, holy shit, he actually read my tweet.
[00:36:58]  I am so honored about that.
[00:37:01]  That my tweet made it on mainstream media because we all know what the problem is with the mainstream media nowadays.
[00:37:10]  Especially with Brony Drummond, thank you very much, and I'm very proud of you.
[00:37:16]  All right.
[00:37:18]  Anyway, thank you very much.
[00:37:19]  I'm glad your tweet got on there, and I'm glad you're very happy about it, to be honest with you.
[00:37:24]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:37:25]  Cheers to you.
[00:37:26]  As a matter of fact, I think we gave him a Ghostie Award on that one as well.
[00:37:30]  So cheers to you on that one.
[00:37:33]  But we're going to continue going here.
[00:37:36]  I want to hear from you.

=== Cheers to the Inner Circle (15:43) ===

[00:37:37]  What do you have to say about being a troll?
[00:37:39]  Do you have any comments about trolls?
[00:37:41]  Are you a victim of trolling?
[00:37:43]  Maybe you can call up and give us a perspective on somebody who's a victim and just say, these bastards, they always call me for all hours of the night.
[00:37:54]  And they've thrown the pizza.
[00:37:56]  I don't even like pizza.
[00:37:57]  I am Romanian.
[00:37:58]  I don't even like a pizza.
[00:38:00]  And they would just, give us something.
[00:38:05]  Give us something here.
[00:38:08]  Anyway, 516-453-9903.
[00:38:11]  It's the Saturday Night Troll Show, baby.
[00:38:14]  A show dedicated to trolling.
[00:38:16]  How about 603?
[00:38:17]  Are you a troll?
[00:38:20]  Well, sometimes I can be ghosts.
[00:38:21]  How are you doing tonight?
[00:38:23]  Hey, what's going on?
[00:38:25]  It's Tom.
[00:38:25]  I'm surprised to see you here.
[00:38:27]  How are you doing, man?
[00:38:29]  Well, you know, I was thinking you need to break some capitalizing during the week, and I had an idea.
[00:38:35]  Just wanted to let people know the inner circle is here.
[00:38:38]  And, you know, you know, from the fact that we were able to win this contest, that we know how to win things and we know how to make good decisions and how to conduct a good troll.
[00:38:48]  So I'm calling out all the trolls now on behalf of the inner circle this.
[00:38:51]  We're going to win your contest every month, and there's nothing you can do to stop us because not only are we better capitalists than you, we're better trolls.
[00:39:00]  That's all I got to say, guys.
[00:39:03]  Oh, man.
[00:39:08]  Look, I had no idea that they were going to say that.
[00:39:11]  I'm telling you, oh, oh, oh, oh, man.
[00:39:18]  I mean, man, I just the drama.
[00:39:22]  I just can't get away from the drama.
[00:39:24]  Did you just hear that call out by Tom to the rest of the troll terrorists and cyber vermin?
[00:39:31]  I mean, good God.
[00:39:33]  I swear on my wife, on my dog, I did not know they were going to say that.
[00:39:39]  I hadn't talked to the inner circle today.
[00:39:42]  I had been under tremendous pressure and stress, you know, thinking about this all day.
[00:39:47]  What the hell should I do for Team Fortune cookie who had purchased so much?
[00:39:52]  So much.
[00:39:55]  Wow.
[00:39:56]  Whoa.
[00:39:57]  The drug.
[00:39:58]  Jesus Christ.
[00:39:59]  The drama intensifies.
[00:40:03]  Jesus Christ.
[00:40:04]  Look, I can already see the trolls.
[00:40:06]  I see them already.
[00:40:07]  Look at them.
[00:40:08]  Oh, my God.
[00:40:10]  Oh, geez.
[00:40:12]  Oh, my God.
[00:40:17]  Wow.
[00:40:18]  Unbelievable.
[00:40:19]  Unfreaking believable, man.
[00:40:20]  I don't even know what to say about that.
[00:40:23]  I don't even know what to say.
[00:40:24]  Wow.
[00:40:25]  Whoa.
[00:40:28]  Man, I knew that.
[00:40:30]  I think that shook a bee's nest.
[00:40:32]  Look, I'm just saying, wow.
[00:40:35]  I feel like a referee.
[00:40:36]  I feel like that guy in the bar that's in the middle between the fight.
[00:40:40]  It's like, yo, go, everything's all right, bro.
[00:40:43]  Everything's all right.
[00:40:44]  Just calm down here.
[00:40:45]  Have a beer.
[00:40:46]  Have a beer.
[00:40:47]  Everything's okay.
[00:40:48]  Have a beer.
[00:40:50]  Wow.
[00:40:50]  Unbelievable.
[00:40:52]  I'm in shock.
[00:40:55]  I'm in shock.
[00:40:56]  Wow.
[00:40:57]  Whoa.
[00:40:58]  Anyway, listen.
[00:40:59]  On that note, I don't even want to take any more calls.
[00:41:02]  I'm pretty sure we're going to get some people that are going to have not too nice things to say about the inner circle.
[00:41:07]  And look, listen, I was trying to keep that whole inner circle away from this show.
[00:41:13]  That's why I didn't even say anything about it.
[00:41:15]  I mean, this is for the Team Fortune cookie folk.
[00:41:20]  But, man, whoa, whoa, whoa.
[00:41:25]  Wow, man.
[00:41:25]  I have no idea.
[00:41:27]  Wow.
[00:41:30]  Oh, my God.
[00:41:31]  Anyway, let me get some Twitter shout-outs.
[00:41:35]  How about that?
[00:41:36]  How about, yeah, we can go back to Twitter shout-outs.
[00:41:38]  Nothing wrong with having a little bit of Twitter shout-outs.
[00:41:41]  It's the Saturday Night Troll Show, first edition.
[00:41:45]  The first goddamn edition.
[00:41:47]  We are making history here.
[00:41:50]  If you're listening right now, you are listening to digital history right now.
[00:41:55]  This is the Saturday Night Troll Show.
[00:41:58]  I am your master of ceremonies.
[00:42:00]  I am the man they call Ghost.
[00:42:04]  And once again, if you want a Twitter shout-out, all you've got to do is tweet the first tweet on my Twitter account.
[00:42:10]  And the tweet to retweet is the Saturday Night Troll Show Live.
[00:42:16]  That's the Saturday Night Troll Show Live.
[00:42:19]  If you retweet that tweet, I will give you a Twitter shout-out live right here on the broadcast, right here and now.
[00:42:26]  Let's just go ahead and get to it because the engineer's out here, unfortunately.
[00:42:30]  He's at the night off.
[00:42:31]  He's, like I said, he's getting the balls out of a goddamn bag at a bingo hall somewhere.
[00:42:38]  He's got to get work wherever he can.
[00:42:40]  You know, he's the engineer.
[00:42:42]  Anyway, let's continue going here.
[00:42:44]  Who we got, we got, we thought you were dead.
[00:42:51]  I didn't even realize G, I thought you were dead, man.
[00:42:57]  Anyway, we've got Dick Suck Saturday.
[00:43:01]  You son of a bitch.
[00:43:06]  I mean, what the hell is that supposed to mean, man?
[00:43:12]  Son of a bitch.
[00:43:14]  Yeah, yeah, right.
[00:43:15]  Yeah.
[00:43:16]  I bet you think you're so funny, don't you, freaking asshole.
[00:43:19]  Give it a mind.
[00:43:24]  I bet you think you're so goddamn funny.
[00:43:26]  Anyway, we've got Silver the Meme.
[00:43:29]  Silver the Meme.
[00:43:31]  We've got UK Appitalist.
[00:43:33]  We've got the Brony Network in the house.
[00:43:36]  Melly in the place.
[00:43:37]  What's going on to Melly?
[00:43:39]  Blake in the house.
[00:43:40]  Green bio, feral capitalist.
[00:43:44]  We've got the Ghostler Jew train.
[00:43:49]  Why are y'all calling me a Jew?
[00:43:51]  I don't get it.
[00:43:52]  Why are you all calling me a Jew?
[00:43:55]  I am not a Jew.
[00:44:00]  Jesus Christ.
[00:44:02]  Holy Vey, I'm not a Jew, all right?
[00:44:04]  God damn it, man.
[00:44:07]  Anyway, we got the green leader in the house.
[00:44:09]  What's going on with the Green Leader?
[00:44:10]  Angry Grandpa.
[00:44:13]  We've got Trump and Capitalist.
[00:44:15]  I see that Trump and Capitalist unfortunately got, well, he got hit up by the Twitter police, and his account got banned.
[00:44:24]  And it looks like he has a new one.
[00:44:25]  What is that?
[00:44:26]  Trump and C?
[00:44:27]  Trump and C is the new address there.
[00:44:29]  We got Commando Nando, Ghost Defense Noob.
[00:44:34]  A noob.
[00:44:36]  Like a noob, like is in like a noob player at a game or something.
[00:44:40]  Let me tell you something, man.
[00:44:42]  I don't know.
[00:44:43]  You people are playing so many games.
[00:44:45]  I'm thinking about getting some games.
[00:44:47]  Maybe we'll talk about it on Troll Saturday.
[00:44:49]  I don't even know.
[00:44:50]  I don't know.
[00:44:51]  There's so many things we could do.
[00:44:53]  I mean, this is the first of its kind.
[00:44:55]  Do you understand that this is internet history that you all are witnessing right before your eyes?
[00:45:01]  And if you're listening to this live, you've got to understand.
[00:45:03]  This is something that you will never ever hear again in the original, most purest, most rawest, most live form ever.
[00:45:12]  And that's what I bring you every time.
[00:45:14]  You understand?
[00:45:15]  Six days a week I'm now working on this broadcast.
[00:45:20]  And why am I doing it?
[00:45:21]  Because, man, I mean, did you see how many Team Fortune cookies that were out there, man?
[00:45:25]  They got to get something.
[00:45:26]  You know what?
[00:45:27]  They got their own spin-off.
[00:45:28]  How you like that?
[00:45:31]  I'm telling you, man.
[00:45:32]  true i mean i'm just give me give me my drink give me my drink All right.
[00:45:43]  Let me continue going on here.
[00:45:45]  We got the exploding cock wizard.
[00:45:48]  Oh, my God.
[00:45:49]  Ghost Best Goyam.
[00:45:52]  I'm Goyam now.
[00:45:53]  Is that it?
[00:45:55]  How do you know I'm Goyam?
[00:45:56]  How do you know I'm a Goy?
[00:45:58]  Hi, Hungoy.
[00:45:59]  How the hell do you know I'm a Goy, Goy?
[00:46:01]  Huh?
[00:46:02]  Yeah?
[00:46:03]  Huh?
[00:46:04]  How do you know I'm a Goy?
[00:46:06]  You could be the Goy.
[00:46:07]  I could be a rabbi.
[00:46:07]  Hold on, you don't even know.
[00:46:10]  I could be doing this to bypass the Sabbath right now.
[00:46:13]  You know what, you'll be done doing this for the – never mind, never mind.
[00:46:17]  Anyway, let's see who else do we have here.
[00:46:20]  We've got Gotta Jew fast.
[00:46:23]  What the hell's going on with this Jew stuff, man?
[00:46:28]  Jesus Christ.
[00:46:29]  Ghost truly sold out.
[00:46:31]  I sold out to what?
[00:46:32]  My fans?
[00:46:34]  I sold out to my fans.
[00:46:35]  Well, you know what?
[00:46:36]  If you're calling me sell out to my fans, well, then I sold out to my fans.
[00:46:41]  I'm not selling out to some freaking big conglomerate corporation.
[00:46:46]  I'm not out here curbing my speech for Christ's sake.
[00:46:49]  I'm selling out.
[00:46:49]  I'm selling out to the fans.
[00:46:51]  I'm selling out to the people.
[00:46:54]  The people.
[00:46:57]  Anyway, we got the Trans-Testin, Trans-Texas.
[00:47:01]  Wait a minute.
[00:47:01]  Did you put a pair of balls on Texas, you asshole?
[00:47:05]  God damn it, you son of a bitch.
[00:47:08]  God damn it.
[00:47:12]  Son of a bitch.
[00:47:15]  I guarantee you, troll terrorists that are flapping your fat Cheeto-stained fingers on the keyboard.
[00:47:22]  I guarantee you, troll assholes wouldn't come down here to Texas and say that crap, boy.
[00:47:28]  I guarantee goddamn to you you wouldn't do it there, boy.
[00:47:34]  Son of a bitch.
[00:47:35]  You come down here to Texas and say that.
[00:47:37]  Come down here and see what happened.
[00:47:38]  Give me the money.
[00:47:43]  Jesus Christ.
[00:47:44]  Come down here to Texas and say that, you son of a bitch.
[00:47:48]  Anyway, we got the Odd Eyes Magician in the house.
[00:47:51]  Jesus Christ.
[00:47:52]  We've got the Innie Circle.
[00:47:53]  What the hell does that mean?
[00:47:54]  The Innie Circle.
[00:47:57]  We got Edgar Reigns in the house.
[00:48:01]  We've got Duke Nukem versus Ghost.
[00:48:05]  What the hell does that mean?
[00:48:08]  Give me my drink.
[00:48:09]  That's actually a name for Christ's sake.
[00:48:11]  Ghost has HIV AIDS.
[00:48:16]  Now, that's actually pretty funny, man.
[00:48:18]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:48:20]  I mean, you just imagine I'm pissing somebody off so bad, they're like, I hope he gets the AIDS so I can tell him, you got the AIDS.
[00:48:33]  And you know what his goddamn freaking Twitter name is?
[00:48:37]  Ghost underscore 4 underscore Prez.
[00:48:42]  So, at one time, he was down with Ghost, and now he wishes me to have the freaking D-Ray disease.
[00:48:49]  I mean, give me a break.
[00:48:51]  Good God.
[00:48:53]  Anyway, we got Snow White in the house.
[00:48:56]  What's going on?
[00:48:57]  Ghost picks up pennies.
[00:49:00]  What's wrong with picking up a penny?
[00:49:01]  It could be copper.
[00:49:02]  You know what I mean?
[00:49:03]  It could be a copper penny.
[00:49:04]  No, if it's a zinc penny, I'll give it to these guys that are hanging out in the corner with fleabags with a worn-out dog, with a Will Work for Food sign.
[00:49:15]  You give them a burger.
[00:49:17]  They're like, what's this?
[00:49:18]  You give them money.
[00:49:18]  They're like, yeah, thank you.
[00:49:20]  Hey, put more of my drink.
[00:49:24]  Anyway, let's continue going for Christ's sake.
[00:49:27]  I pick up pennies.
[00:49:28]  Like, that's a bad thing.
[00:49:30]  You know what I also do?
[00:49:32]  I'll straight up look into the return slots of Coke machines when I see them.
[00:49:40]  Man, I've found like three or four quarters on a consistent basis, man.
[00:49:45]  I'm not even joking around.
[00:49:47]  I mean, I'll look in there.
[00:49:48]  I'll look into telephone returns.
[00:49:52]  I mean, I'm not joking.
[00:49:54]  You people could sit there and try to whatever.
[00:49:57]  All right?
[00:49:59]  All right, you go shove it up your ass, but I mean, I'm looking for money.
[00:50:03]  You know what I mean?
[00:50:04]  All right.
[00:50:05]  I mean, that's why, you know, you've got to figure that shit on your own.
[00:50:10]  Anyway, we got windows and doors in the house.
[00:50:12]  What's going on?
[00:50:14]  We got, I'm not going to say that disgusting name for Christ's sake.
[00:50:18]  We've got Agsara Hawks.
[00:50:23]  We've got Ethan the Mew.
[00:50:26]  Who else do we have here?
[00:50:27]  Once again, retweet the tweet that says the Saturday Night Troll Show live.
[00:50:32]  And I'll give you a Twitter shout-out live right here on the broadcast.
[00:50:35]  We've got Supa in the house.
[00:50:37]  What's going on?
[00:50:38]  The Pence of Darkness.
[00:50:41]  We've got, I'm not going to say that.
[00:50:44]  We've got Comfy.zone, whatever the hell that means.
[00:50:47]  We've got The Trans Boy, Jade of Winter in the house.
[00:50:54]  We've got the Gabe the 13th.
[00:50:57]  Obama wiretap ghosts.
[00:50:59]  I'm pretty sure he did.
[00:51:00]  I wouldn't doubt it.
[00:51:01]  And let me tell you something.
[00:51:03]  I don't want to get political, but you just wait until Monday.
[00:51:06]  I'm going to read that son of a bitch, Obama, the Riot Act.
[00:51:10]  He should be arrested.
[00:51:11]  And I'm not going to get into it because I'm going to start getting pissed.
[00:51:13]  All right.
[00:51:14]  I'm going to start getting pissed.
[00:51:15]  We've got the Jizmaster 3000.
[00:51:18]  We've got Ghost parentheses, parentheses, parentheses.
[00:51:22]  Yeah, real funny, dickhead.
[00:51:25]  Real funny, you peckershaft fetish-loving piece of crap.
[00:51:29]  Real funny.
[00:51:32]  Jesus Christ.
[00:51:34]  Sleep Within in the house.
[00:51:36]  Caleb the capitalist in the place.
[00:51:38]  Ghost Commander.
[00:51:40]  We've got Ghost Choking on Meat.
[00:51:44]  Shut up.
[00:51:45]  Shut up.
[00:51:48]  Man, good God.
[00:51:50]  I have no idea where you idiots come up with this.
[00:51:53]  But hey, that Saturday Night Troll Show, huh?
[00:51:58]  We got Twilly Atkins.
[00:52:00]  There's Twilly.
[00:52:01]  There's that 727 caller.
[00:52:04]  Frank Marshall Albin.
[00:52:06]  Shut up.
[00:52:07]  All right.
[00:52:08]  You all just shut up.
[00:52:13]  Who else do we have here?
[00:52:14]  We got the Ghost the Commerged.
[00:52:20]  You know, I'm not even going to say it.
[00:52:21]  Slum Lord Ghost.
[00:52:22]  Tard Handler Ghost.
[00:52:25]  Ghost Shekel Fund.
[00:52:27]  I mean, what the hell is your freaking problem with that crap?
[00:52:31]  Shut up.
[00:52:34]  We got O'Flamo in the house.
[00:52:36]  We got Hispandex Poop Pickler.
[00:52:41]  Jesus Christ.
[00:52:42]  We've got Tiger Shrimp Alamo.
[00:52:46]  Tiger Shrimp Alamo.
[00:52:47]  What the hell is that supposed to mean, for Christ's sake?
[00:52:51]  We've got Taco Capitalist Jewathon Ghostler.
[00:52:55]  You fucking shit.
[00:52:58]  Shut up!
[00:53:01]  Look, you, you know, this whole Jew thing where you goddamn troll terrorists and cyber vermin, you know, for whatever reason, trying to call me a Jew or trying to, I don't know what you're trying to infer with that, but I want you all to stop it, and I want you to stop it now.

=== The Jew Fetish Drama (07:12) ===

[00:53:20]  You understand that?
[00:53:22]  I mean, I want you all to stop it, and you all stop it right now.
[00:53:27]  I don't know what it is with you and this Jew fetish.
[00:53:30]  Is that it?
[00:53:31]  Give me the mic.
[00:53:33]  Give me the mic.
[00:53:33]  Have you all got a Jew fetish?
[00:53:35]  Is that it?
[00:53:36]  That's what it sounds like to me.
[00:53:38]  It sounds like you've got a freaking Jew fetish.
[00:53:40]  It sounds like you want to sit on the face of a Jew backwards or something.
[00:53:44]  I'm not even joking around.
[00:53:45]  And I'm pretty sure some of you have had some practice at that, huh?
[00:53:51]  It sounds like it, all right?
[00:53:54]  Jesus Christ.
[00:53:55]  Who else do we have here?
[00:53:56]  We've got Cashmere Dragonoff.
[00:54:02]  We've got John Konkowitz.
[00:54:07]  Look, shut up about the Jew crap, man.
[00:54:10]  The U.S. of shekels.
[00:54:14]  Look, look, look, I'm not going to tell you idiots again.
[00:54:17]  Shut up with the Jew crap, all right?
[00:54:20]  Shut your stupid, dumb, anti-Semitic holes about the Jew crap.
[00:54:25]  Or I'll call the anti-defamation.
[00:54:27]  Well, they're closed on Saturdays.
[00:54:28]  Well, you're lucky.
[00:54:30]  I would call the anti-defamation league, and I'm going to say, look, I am being harassed.
[00:54:35]  I am a Jew.
[00:54:36]  And, well, I shouldn't say I'm a Jew.
[00:54:38]  I'm not really a Jew, but you know what I'm saying.
[00:54:40]  I feel like a Jew because I'm being persecuted like one right now.
[00:54:45]  I'm being persecuted.
[00:54:46]  As a matter of fact, don't yeah, transracial is a thing.
[00:54:50]  I'm being persecuted like a Jew, so I am a Jew.
[00:54:56]  I need some help.
[00:54:58]  Oi Vey, they're coming after me.
[00:55:03]  Oi Vey, they've got a portable oven.
[00:55:06]  I don't know why.
[00:55:06]  Oi Vanya, we got Miss Amy Daly in the house.
[00:55:11]  We've got Sergeant Yoda.
[00:55:15]  We've got the, I'm not saying that.
[00:55:17]  We got Raiden Snake.
[00:55:18]  What's going on, Raiden Snake?
[00:55:21]  We've got Happy Peter.
[00:55:22]  Whatever the hell that means, for Christ's sake.
[00:55:24]  Woodshed Wanderer.
[00:55:26]  We got Silent Capitalist in the house.
[00:55:29]  Hans Gooven Schmitz.
[00:55:31]  Ghostbot Optimisms.
[00:55:33]  I didn't buy any optimisms, man.
[00:55:35]  I swear to God, on my wife, I didn't buy Dick.
[00:55:38]  All right.
[00:55:38]  Everybody who bought it, they bought it.
[00:55:40]  It's independent people.
[00:55:44]  Independent folk, man.
[00:55:47]  Jesus Christ.
[00:55:49]  Allahu Ghostine.
[00:55:52]  Allahu Ghosteen.
[00:55:53]  What the hell is that supposed to mean?
[00:55:59]  Jesus Christ.
[00:55:59]  We got Venison in the house for Christ's sake.
[00:56:02]  Ghost feels like a Jew.
[00:56:04]  Well, I do.
[00:56:05]  I mean, I'm being persecuted like a Jew, man.
[00:56:09]  I feel like going in diaspora right now.
[00:56:14]  Jesus Christ, man.
[00:56:15]  I'm not even joking.
[00:56:16]  I'm being persecuted like a Jew, and I really don't appreciate it.
[00:56:23]  Ove, all right?
[00:56:25]  Oive.
[00:56:29]  I don't appreciate it.
[00:56:30]  I really don't, man.
[00:56:31]  Stop it with the Jew stuff.
[00:56:34]  Jim Burns in the house.
[00:56:36]  What's going on, Jim Burns?
[00:56:39]  We've got, yeah, here's True Jew Radio.
[00:56:43]  Shove it up your ass.
[00:56:49]  Shove it up your ass, for Christ's sake, with all the Jew crap, please.
[00:56:55]  It's not funny, and it's hateful.
[00:57:00]  And it hurts.
[00:57:01]  It's starting to hurt.
[00:57:02]  Look, give me the mic.
[00:57:04]  Give me the mic.
[00:57:05]  Give me the mic.
[00:57:07]  Look, I'm not even joking with you guys, man.
[00:57:09]  You're starting to hurt my feelings with all this Jew stuff.
[00:57:12]  You're really starting to hurt my feelings, and I don't appreciate it.
[00:57:17]  Look, I'm giving you guys a Saturday night troll show.
[00:57:21]  This is a Saturday night troll show.
[00:57:24]  Who else is doing this?
[00:57:25]  I don't know.
[00:57:26]  No one.
[00:57:27]  That's right.
[00:57:30]  Anyway, we got Miss Amy Daly in the house.
[00:57:32]  What's going on?
[00:57:33]  We got Archron Havoc.
[00:57:34]  I'm only going to take a few more of these for Christ's sake.
[00:57:38]  I'm only going to take a few more of these because I can already see where this is going.
[00:57:44]  And look, I know it's a troll show, but you guys are starting to get really, really nasty.
[00:57:48]  And you're starting to hurt my feelings, all right?
[00:57:51]  NG murdered Paul.
[00:57:53]  No, that's not.
[00:57:54]  Shut up about that.
[00:57:55]  All right.
[00:57:58]  Ghost for Auschwitz.
[00:58:00]  Oh, my God.
[00:58:01]  Are you shitting me?
[00:58:02]  Oh, my God!
[00:58:06]  You sick!
[00:58:09]  You look, that's not even funny.
[00:58:11]  You know what?
[00:58:11]  On that note, you can shove your goddamn Twitter shout-outs straight up your ass.
[00:58:18]  Ghost for Auschwitz, man.
[00:58:20]  This is horror.
[00:58:20]  You guys are sick, man.
[00:58:23]  You guys are getting really sick with this crap, man.
[00:58:26]  How dare you?
[00:58:29]  How dare you keep calling me a Jew?
[00:58:32]  I am not a Jew, man.
[00:58:33]  Give me the freaking ball.
[00:58:36]  Let me tell you something, you trolls.
[00:58:38]  You keep pushing me.
[00:58:41]  Listen.
[00:58:46]  If you keep doing this, all right, you keep doing this.
[00:58:49]  I'm telling you, I'm being persecuted like a Jew, and I don't appreciate it for Christ's sake, man.
[00:58:57]  Wait a minute.
[00:58:57]  Is that a picture of me and Anne Frank?
[00:59:00]  What a fucking bunch of.
[00:59:02]  What a bunch of anti-summer angels!
[00:59:06]  Oh, my God!
[00:59:09]  That is not funny.
[00:59:14]  That is not fun.
[00:59:16]  What?
[00:59:17]  What kind of a sick-minded bunch of freaks are you, man?
[00:59:26]  What kind of a bunch of snow?
[00:59:29]  Look on Twitter right now, man.
[00:59:34]  Yeah, man.
[00:59:35]  I knew this was going to be a bad idea, man.
[00:59:37]  You know what?
[00:59:38]  I knew this was going to be a bad idea, but you know what?
[00:59:41]  You know, all those Fortune cookies, man, they were sold, man.
[00:59:44]  I mean, those were people, man.
[00:59:47]  And now I'm working six days a week on two different broadcasts, for Christ's sake, man.
[00:59:56]  Give me the freaking mic.
[01:00:01]  The freaking mic, for heaven's sake, man.
[01:00:10]  I'm just, this is it.
[01:00:12]  I mean, this is what I signed up for, huh?
[01:00:14]  This is the first episode of the Saturday Night Troll Show, isn't it?
[01:00:19]  Give me my freaking drink.
[01:00:31]  Hell no.

=== Radio Graffiti Outrage (15:49) ===

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[01:00:58]  It's height adjustable and there's no assembly.
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[01:01:03]  V-A-R-I-Desk.com.
[01:01:06]  The original Veridesk.
[01:01:07]  Join the movement movement.
[01:01:12]  Calling the 2017 Mercedes-Benz GLA simply a compact SUV is like describing a cathedral as just four walls and a ceiling.
[01:01:20]  The GLA is both a beautiful work of design and one of the most functional SUVs in its class.
[01:01:25]  And it's available at an exceptional price.
[01:01:28]  Why drive any compact SUV when you could be driving the 2017 Mercedes-Benz GLA?
[01:01:33]  Visit MBUSA.com/slash GLA to learn more.
[01:01:36]  Mercedes-Benz, the best or nothing.
[01:01:54]  And I am your master of ceremonies this evening.
[01:01:57]  I am the man they call Ghost.
[01:02:00]  And before we get into anything else, this is the first episode of this broadcast.
[01:02:05]  And secondly, I'd like for everybody to please spread it around all over the internet and let everybody know that right here, right now, in the next five minutes, we are going to start beginning a whole hour of the digitally infamous internet dominating.
[01:02:28]  I'm talking about radio graffiti.
[01:02:31]  That's right.
[01:02:32]  That's right, baby.
[01:02:36]  Woo!
[01:02:39]  For you folks that are unaware, radio graffiti is that part of the broadcast where the spectators become a part of the spectacle.
[01:02:48]  All you've got to do is give me a call right now.
[01:02:51]  And unfortunately, the lines are packed.
[01:02:54]  The lines are absolutely packed, unfortunately, folks.
[01:02:57]  But if you can get through, I'm going to be, as we go through Radio Graffiti, I'm going to be knocking people off.
[01:03:03]  Give me a call, 516-453-9903.
[01:03:08]  And when I call on your area code, you've got exactly three to four seconds to say whatever it is that's on your mind.
[01:03:21]  That's why we call this Radio Graffiti.
[01:03:24]  Hold on just a second.
[01:03:25]  Before I get to this, are you kidding me?
[01:03:27]  Did somebody go on Wikipedia and put me as the most notable, one of the most notable Jew Texans?
[01:03:34]  Look at this on Twitter.
[01:03:36]  Look at this.
[01:03:36]  They went on Wikipedia and put me under notable Jewish text.
[01:03:42]  You son of a bastard.
[01:03:45]  Oh, my God.
[01:03:51]  I mean, what the hell am I supposed to say?
[01:03:54]  Look, listen, you guys are taking this whole Jew thing way out of proportion, for Christ's sake.
[01:04:00]  Look on the Twitter, man.
[01:04:04]  You guys are taking this.
[01:04:06]  Look, look, shove a Matzo ball up your ass with all this Jewish anti-Semitic hate.
[01:04:12]  All right?
[01:04:13]  Shove a Matzo ball up your ass with all this Jewish anti-Semitic hate.
[01:04:19]  Oi Vey.
[01:04:22]  Good God.
[01:04:23]  Give me the mic.
[01:04:27]  Stop it with the anti-Semiticism.
[01:04:29]  All right.
[01:04:30]  I don't want to hear it anymore.
[01:04:33]  I don't want to hear it.
[01:04:38]  Anyway, folks, without any further ado, let's just go ahead and get to it here.
[01:04:43]  All right.
[01:04:44]  And I want to reiterate that the whole reason now why we have a Saturday night troll show that's going to be happening every Saturday night, 5.30 p.m. Central Standard Time.
[01:04:58]  Believe it or not, can you believe that?
[01:04:59]  Every Saturday night, 5 p.m. Central Standard Time, excuse me, 5.30, p.m. Central Standard Time every Saturday night, right here.
[01:05:13]  And it's on the official website as the same site that hosts True Capitalist Radio, blogtalkradio.com slash ghost.
[01:05:23]  That's blogtalkradio.com slash ghost.
[01:05:27]  And of course, if you have not done so, please follow me on Twitter.
[01:05:32]  Okay, the Twitter name to follow is PoliticsGhost.
[01:05:36]  All one word, no underscores, Politics Ghost is the name to follow.
[01:05:43]  All right?
[01:05:44]  Now that we've got all that out of the way, we've got a whole switchboard full of people that are waiting to get on the horn for Radio Graffiti.
[01:05:52]  I'm excited.
[01:05:53]  This is the first edition of the Saturday evening or Saturday night troll show.
[01:05:58]  Excuse me, the Saturday night troll show brought to you by everybody who purchased a fortune cookie autograph.
[01:06:06]  You can thank yourselves for this.
[01:06:08]  And I'm telling you this right now.
[01:06:09]  This just goes to show you that I'm a nice guy.
[01:06:12]  Isn't that right?
[01:06:13]  Come on.
[01:06:14]  I'm a nice guy.
[01:06:16]  Come on.
[01:06:18]  Anyway, without any further ado, let's go ahead and get to Radio Graffiti right now.
[01:06:29]  All right.
[01:06:29]  How about anonymous radio graffiti?
[01:06:36]  Best day ever.
[01:06:45]  All right.
[01:06:46]  All right.
[01:06:46]  With the brony crap.
[01:06:48]  Enough.
[01:06:49]  All right.
[01:06:50]  You know, I've been asked, folks, to be honest with you, to go and attend BronyCon.
[01:06:54]  Can you believe this?
[01:06:55]  I've been asked several times.
[01:06:57]  I've been asked this year.
[01:06:59]  No.
[01:07:02]  I mean, maybe if y'all can come up with about $500,000, I'll think about it.
[01:07:06]  All right.
[01:07:07]  Anonymous Radio Graffiti.
[01:07:10]  Mango whiskey.
[01:07:11]  What's up?
[01:07:12]  I am a Jew.
[01:07:13]  I feel like a Jew.
[01:07:14]  I mean, I wasn't going to just sit there and go, oi day.
[01:07:18]  Oi bay.
[01:07:19]  I'm a Jew.
[01:07:20]  And I saw there was a lot of people, a lot of people that purchased Mr. Fortune Cookie autographs.
[01:07:25]  And as a result, I felt that I owed those people a little something.
[01:07:29]  I couldn't just go by the wayside and just say, you know what, the hell with the trolls.
[01:07:33]  I couldn't do it.
[01:07:34]  I mean, look at the deep fortune cookies.
[01:07:36]  I mean, everybody, look, you can't even imagine how many of these have been sold.
[01:07:42]  So many Mr. Fortune cookies.
[01:07:44]  All right.
[01:07:44]  So many Mr. I'm not even going to let that fit in.
[01:07:47]  Go shove it up your ass, all right?
[01:07:49]  Shove it up your ass.
[01:07:54]  Look, let's not go there, all right?
[01:07:57]  Enough of all this stuff.
[01:07:59]  I know where you're going.
[01:08:00]  Look, this is why we have right now, what you're listening to right now, the Saturday Night Troll Show, is brought to you by the Fortune Cookie merch buyers.
[01:08:12]  All right, so shove it up, your ass.
[01:08:13]  Give it to my don't even go there, you son of a bitch, all right?
[01:08:20]  Don't even go there.
[01:08:24]  Anonymous radio graffiti.
[01:08:26]  Hey, ghost, it's your old pal, Uncle Trump, and that's right.
[01:08:30]  Come over here.
[01:08:31]  Give me your campaign contribution, which you made by ripping your fans off.
[01:08:36]  That's right.
[01:08:36]  Take your pampers off and get on my orange.
[01:08:40]  I'm going to drain your swamping.
[01:08:42]  Oh, my God.
[01:08:43]  This is horrible.
[01:08:44]  I mean, you know, it would have almost been funny if you would actually have not that speech impediment that's ruining the whole goddamn bit, man.
[01:08:54]  I'm telling you, what's wrong with you?
[01:08:56]  If you've got a speech impediment, why don't you go to the splicing angle?
[01:08:59]  All right.
[01:09:00]  I mean, that's the last thing you need is on Uncle Trump.
[01:09:05]  Shut up, man.
[01:09:06]  Anonymous radio graffiti.
[01:09:08]  I am afraid of it.
[01:09:10]  Vagina.
[01:09:13]  Vagina is where I was born.
[01:09:18]  Vagina was where I witnessed the first moment of life.
[01:09:27]  All right.
[01:09:27]  You know what?
[01:09:28]  Shut up with this sick.
[01:09:29]  Where are you going to find this crap, man?
[01:09:32]  Seriously, this is sick.
[01:09:35]  Was that like a poetry reading or some kind of garbage, man?
[01:09:38]  I should go that angle, you know?
[01:09:41]  I mean, I should go the poetry angle, right?
[01:09:43]  I am bombarded by troll terrorists who hound me on the race track that is the internet.
[01:10:02]  I mean, give me a break.
[01:10:03]  I mean, you know, I'm just saying.
[01:10:05]  That sounded just as obnoxious.
[01:10:07]  Anonymous Radio Graffiti.
[01:10:23]  Shove it up your ass.
[01:10:24]  All right.
[01:10:26]  I know what you're doing with that.
[01:10:27]  Shove it up your ass.
[01:10:28]  I know exactly what you're doing with that, you son of a bitch.
[01:10:31]  All right.
[01:10:32]  Enough with the Jew jokes.
[01:10:34]  I'm really getting pissed off by them.
[01:10:36]  I'm telling you this right now.
[01:10:37]  Shove up your ass.
[01:10:38]  I'm getting pissed.
[01:10:41]  Anonymous radio graffiti.
[01:10:54]  You can shove that OEU mantra right up your pooper, all right?
[01:10:58]  I mean, you're actually an OU fan, baby.
[01:11:00]  This is Longhorns.
[01:11:01]  Right up your ass.
[01:11:04]  Anonymous radio graffiti.
[01:11:10]  It's been a little over a month since my inauguration, and I want to take this moment to update the nation on the progress I've made in my administration.
[01:11:18]  What we are witnessing today is terrible.
[01:11:21]  We have the worst president in 65 years.
[01:11:24]  As thousands of citizens now came here, we will keep our promises to the American people.
[01:11:30]  cannot allow our nation to become great again.
[01:11:39]  You know what?
[01:11:40]  You know, we're not going there, right?
[01:11:43]  What did I say?
[01:11:44]  Don't intertwine politics with the Saturday Night Troll Show, you son of a bitch.
[01:11:50]  I don't want to go there.
[01:11:51]  Do you understand that?
[01:11:52]  This is a completely different forum.
[01:11:54]  Don't go there again.
[01:11:57]  Or I'll end this goddamn broadcast.
[01:11:58]  It's Saturday evening.
[01:11:59]  Do you understand that, boy?
[01:12:01]  I mean, I could be out military somewhere right now instead of commiserating with you idiots.
[01:12:08]  All right?
[01:12:09]  Instead of commiserating with you.
[01:12:10]  Wait a minute.
[01:12:12]  What the hell is that?
[01:12:13]  Did somebody just tweet at me a goddamn UT Yarmaka?
[01:12:17]  You son of a bitch.
[01:12:19]  I'm not for the Jew crap.
[01:12:22]  I'm not for the Jews crap, goddammit.
[01:12:28]  Look, I don't want this to be known as the Jew episode because you idiots are being anti-Semitic.
[01:12:35]  All right?
[01:12:36]  I mean, look at them on Twitter, man.
[01:12:39]  Look at them.
[01:12:40]  Look.
[01:12:42]  A freaking UT on a longhorn Yamaka, man.
[01:12:47]  Where do you all find this garbage?
[01:12:49]  I don't get it.
[01:12:50]  I don't know where you all find this crap.
[01:12:51]  But you've got a goddamn lot of time on your hands.
[01:12:54]  I'll tell you that right there now.
[01:12:57]  You've got a lot of goddamn time on your hands.
[01:13:01]  Give me the mics, man.
[01:13:02]  Give me the mic.
[01:13:05]  Man, this is an anti-Semitic episode, and I don't appreciate it, man.
[01:13:09]  I don't appreciate it one bit.
[01:13:11]  All right?
[01:13:13]  You all need to cut it out, or I'm out of here.
[01:13:15]  All right?
[01:13:15]  I'm serious.
[01:13:16]  This is just getting out of proportion, for Christ's sake.
[01:13:20]  Good God.
[01:13:22]  Freaking, I can't believe the anti-Semiticism on this broadcast, man.
[01:13:28]  I want to give everybody, you know, ADL, everybody who's listening, I do not condone this, all right?
[01:13:34]  Laheim, okay?
[01:13:36]  I'm just saying.
[01:13:38]  Anonymous radio graffiti.
[01:13:40]  Fox O Loco radio graffiti.
[01:13:42]  Fuck that.
[01:13:43]  Fuck him and fuck his little fucking inner circle.
[01:13:47]  Yeah, I wouldn't fucking play him to my show.
[01:13:51]  I get what you enjoy.
[01:13:52]  You want to have a.
[01:13:55]  Man, I'm telling you, the AIDS is getting to that guy, isn't it, huh?
[01:13:59]  It sounds like you got the AIDS.
[01:14:05]  Man, good God.
[01:14:07]  It's pretty sad when you have some kind of AIDS-infected furry who never even paid to be in the inner circle, you know, getting into his head and be like, I hate the inner circle.
[01:14:20]  It's not a glory hole, Fruit Bowl, all right?
[01:14:25]  It's not a glory hole fruit bowl.
[01:14:31]  Anonymous radio graffiti.
[01:14:34]  I lost my vagina again.
[01:14:39]  I was homesick.
[01:14:41]  I wanted my goddamn vagina back.
[01:14:47]  All right.
[01:14:47]  Good great.
[01:14:48]  Somebody get this idiot his vagina for Christ's sake.
[01:14:51]  What the hell is that?
[01:14:54]  Good God, man.
[01:14:58]  Anonymous radio graffiti.
[01:15:01]  People like me from previous months, okay?
[01:15:04]  Total control.
[01:15:05]  Bing, bing, bong, bong, bing, bing, bing.
[01:15:07]  You know what that is?
[01:15:09]  Bing, bing, bong, bing, ding, ding, bing, bing, bing,
[01:15:37]  bum, bum, bum, bell, bum, bum, bum, dumb, mom, bed, bum, dum, bum, ba, no, no, no, bing, bing, pump, bum, bum, dum, da, Thank you.
[01:16:20]  Good God, man.

=== Disturbing Satanic Prayers (02:31) ===

[01:16:21]  What the hell was that, man?
[01:16:23]  I mean, how much time do you people truly have on your hands?
[01:16:27]  I mean, it's disturbing to me.
[01:16:30]  It's disturbing.
[01:16:31]  I don't even know what the hell to say about that.
[01:16:35]  Good God.
[01:16:36]  Saturday Night Troll Show in effect.
[01:16:38]  Look at this.
[01:16:39]  Listen to this.
[01:16:40]  Are you all listening to this?
[01:16:42]  Oh, Jesus.
[01:16:44]  Anonymous radio graffiti.
[01:16:47]  My name is Cleveland Brown.
[01:16:50]  Listen to this.
[01:16:51]  Now to say, I am Cleveland.
[01:16:54]  Hey, what?
[01:16:54]  Why'd you turn it off?
[01:16:56]  Put it back on.
[01:16:56]  What are you doing?
[01:17:00]  There you go.
[01:17:01]  My name is Cleveland Brown.
[01:17:03]  My hand.
[01:17:05]  Come on, now, Mal Main.
[01:17:07]  It is cow, Mal Main.
[01:17:10]  Oh, yeah, Oh, yeah, yeah.
[01:17:14]  It's Troll Saturday night to remember.
[01:17:30]  All right, we got that.
[01:17:31]  Every time that comes on, I'm singing a song tonight.
[01:17:33]  All right, how about that?
[01:17:37]  Anyway, who else we got here?
[01:17:38]  How about how about Trump and Capitalist Radio Graffiti?
[01:17:44]  Hey, how's everybody doing tonight?
[01:17:46]  Unfortunately, the rumors are true.
[01:17:48]  I did get banned off of Twitter.
[01:17:50]  My new account is Trumping C. That's all I have to say.
[01:17:54]  We are back.
[01:17:55]  All right, hey, thank you very much for tuning in, Trumpin'.
[01:17:58]  I mean, it's getting a little wild to say the least in here.
[01:18:02]  I don't know what the hell's about to happen, but we shall see.
[01:18:05]  How about 8.05, Radio Graffiti?
[01:18:21]  Whoa, whoa, what the hell was that?
[01:18:22]  That sounds like some kind of a satanic prayer.
[01:18:24]  What the hell was that?
[01:18:26]  Good God.
[01:18:27]  Everybody say a prayer.
[01:18:28]  That sounds like some satanic crap.
[01:18:30]  God, please save us from that satanic nonsense.
[01:18:34]  All right.
[01:18:35]  Father, Son, the Holy Ghost, they satanic crap we hate the most.
[01:18:40]  Good God, what the hell was that?
[01:18:43]  Jesus Christ.
[01:18:44]  Anonymous radio graffiti.
[01:18:51]  Yeah, another Helen Keller deaf mute.

=== Raiden Snake Confrontation (11:04) ===

[01:18:52]  That's the first of the night.
[01:18:54]  Good lord.
[01:18:55]  Who else do we got here?
[01:18:56]  How about 352 radio graffiti?
[01:18:58]  I can't believe Carrasburgers is close for maintenance.
[01:19:01]  Rumor has it they're reopening as an adult-themed barbecue grill.
[01:19:04]  Besides that, where the hell can we?
[01:19:07]  Wow!
[01:19:08]  Hello, you look.
[01:19:09]  Maybe I can help.
[01:19:10]  What is it?
[01:19:11]  That's right, Ray and Snipe here.
[01:19:13]  I found a raid's fish and double dip bar, formerly known as Cal 16 the shelf.
[01:19:18]  I'm inside you.
[01:19:19]  It's already lunch.
[01:19:21]  Over here, we have some of the greatest new items like the Wallaby Leppa, the Engineer Claire, and the Southern Coast Bacon Twister.
[01:19:28]  All right.
[01:19:29]  And don't forget the Dehati John Hummers, purely 100% halo.
[01:19:33]  Remove Kebab.
[01:19:35]  I mean, this thing is the best cocoa combo for a special guest.
[01:19:38]  Isn't that right?
[01:19:38]  Oh, but of course, you're special for our guests.
[01:19:42]  Thanks, Ricky.
[01:19:44]  And you're wondering, what ingredients do we use for our food items?
[01:19:47]  Well, we buy a fucking 100% breakfast log, butchered and drained from natural SJWs.
[01:19:53]  What the hell?
[01:19:54]  You can't tell me out of race when I'm getting on with Radio Graffiti, and we use a special sauce made of.
[01:19:59]  What is it again?
[01:20:00]  A secret down under.
[01:20:04]  What?
[01:20:05]  A secret down under.
[01:20:06]  How perfect.
[01:20:07]  Now I'm going to have Calcutta.
[01:20:08]  Please shut down.
[01:20:17]  Right next to Correct and AP Bugger Bar.
[01:20:20]  We opening soon.
[01:20:21]  See y'all there.
[01:20:22]  Thanks, Big Bridge.
[01:20:25]  You're welcome.
[01:20:26]  I'll get my bleach.
[01:20:32]  You've got to be kidding me.
[01:20:34]  Leave Raiden Snake alone.
[01:20:36]  Leave Raiden Snake alone, you shall get leave alone.
[01:20:53]  We were vermin!
[01:20:55]  Leave Rayden Snake alone.
[01:21:00]  Leave Raiden Snake alone, for Christ's sake, man.
[01:21:06]  Why don't you just leave him alone?
[01:21:11]  Man, you troll-terran!
[01:21:13]  What the hell are you thinking?
[01:21:18]  Just leave Raiden Snake alone, man.
[01:21:20]  Leave him alone.
[01:21:23]  Just leave him alone.
[01:21:26]  Give me the mic.
[01:21:27]  Give me a figure.
[01:21:31]  Man, what the hell kind of crap was that, man?
[01:21:36]  What?
[01:21:38]  What was that?
[01:21:43]  Just leave him alone, please.
[01:21:48]  I mean, I can't believe you people would besmirch Raiden Snake like that.
[01:21:51]  That was horrible.
[01:21:52]  That was a disgusting, despicable splice.
[01:21:55]  And it looked like y'all took a lot of time to generate that, too.
[01:21:58]  What did Raiden Snake ever do to you?
[01:22:04]  We got feelings, you know.
[01:22:08]  We got feelings.
[01:22:13]  As a matter of fact, Raiden Snake, what do you have to say about this?
[01:22:16]  I mean, they made fun of you pretty hard, Corey.
[01:22:18]  Do you have anything to say about this, Raiden Snake?
[01:22:22]  I mean, I just don't get it.
[01:22:23]  I'm like, what the hell, man?
[01:22:25]  What the fuck was all that about?
[01:22:27]  I mean, I don't understand why everybody's going at you, man.
[01:22:31]  What the hell is going on?
[01:22:33]  I mean, that was a horrible, disgusting splice.
[01:22:36]  What is it about you that makes these people.
[01:22:38]  I mean, listen, you join the club, Rayden, because I'm obviously a tard magazine as well.
[01:22:45]  What is it about you?
[01:22:46]  Have you analyzed yourself and asked yourself why?
[01:22:51]  Well, it just people just don't like me being blunt.
[01:22:54]  Simple.
[01:22:55]  It's just the way it is.
[01:22:56]  They don't like someone speaking the truth and being blunt and what they have to say.
[01:23:00]  I mean, I thought it was bad enough what happened with Karaz.
[01:23:03]  I mean, what, four years ago?
[01:23:05]  That's like again?
[01:23:06]  For God's sake, what the hell, man?
[01:23:09]  Seriously.
[01:23:10]  Oh, my God.
[01:23:11]  I don't know what the hell.
[01:23:12]  I have no idea, but I mean, do you have a message that you want to give to these trolls out here?
[01:23:17]  This is a troll Saturday night.
[01:23:19]  The floor is yours.
[01:23:20]  You can say anything that you want to say, Raiden Snake.
[01:23:23]  Let me tell you something.
[01:23:24]  Let it all out, man.
[01:23:25]  That was despicable.
[01:23:28]  Well, one thing, one thing, you lot always assume I'm Australian.
[01:23:32]  No, I'm not.
[01:23:32]  I'm British.
[01:23:33]  Thank you very much.
[01:23:34]  I don't sound nothing like an Australian you lot claim, right?
[01:23:38]  And also, as well, just recently, I even got, I don't know if you've seen a ghost, but I actually got a picture sent to me claiming that they found a picture that was claimed to be me.
[01:23:48]  I thought, what?
[01:23:49]  I thought, you shitting me?
[01:23:51]  Seriously?
[01:23:52]  Picture going around that they're circulating that said that it's you.
[01:23:56]  I mean, what's the picture?
[01:23:57]  I haven't seen the picture.
[01:23:59]  There's a picture circulating around here.
[01:24:02]  Well, apparently, this is the picture I'm seeing on Twitter right now.
[01:24:06]  I mean, it's on my feed.
[01:24:07]  I mean, it's a picture of like, apparently, someone's got this, obviously, this wolf, obviously, like, mask head over his face with fox claws, and Aussie wearing a ghost t-shirt, and people claim that's me.
[01:24:19]  And I'm like, what the hell?
[01:24:22]  Oh, so they're saying that you're in some kind of a furry costume or some crap?
[01:24:29]  Yeah, yeah, I mean, it's just ridiculous.
[01:24:31]  I mean, I don't know where they're getting that from.
[01:24:33]  That's not even me.
[01:24:34]  For a start, I mean, we've already disproven this back in episode 409.
[01:24:40]  Do you remember that when we had that discussion that time?
[01:24:44]  I remember.
[01:24:45]  I remember.
[01:24:46]  Listen.
[01:24:47]  Hey, Raiden Snake, let's be honest.
[01:24:49]  Please tell these trolls what you have to say because they're not going to.
[01:24:53]  I mean, you need to tell them.
[01:24:54]  You need to tell them something, something that's from your soul, something that's from the gut, something that could tell these trolls that, hey, look, enough of this, you stupid pieces of crap.
[01:25:04]  I mean, say something because these people think this is a big joke.
[01:25:07]  And I know, I mean, we've got feelings here.
[01:25:11]  We've got feelings.
[01:25:12]  And I just think that, you know, these people need to understand that.
[01:25:15]  I think that you need to espouse that, if you will.
[01:25:20]  I mean, seriously, Anthony Davis, like what I said in 409, 410, actions have consequences.
[01:25:26]  You do realize that when you troll people, you're not only hurting people's feelings, but you're also affecting other people, like I said previously.
[01:25:33]  I mean, I don't troll people.
[01:25:35]  Do I help?
[01:25:36]  You know, I don't troll people.
[01:25:37]  I know you don't troll people.
[01:25:38]  I don't know why.
[01:25:39]  Why are you a target?
[01:25:40]  I'm trying to figure this out.
[01:25:41]  I'm a pretty rational guy.
[01:25:43]  I can pretty much deduce a lot of things.
[01:25:45]  I can't deduce this.
[01:25:48]  I don't particularly get it either, but like I said, it's just a simple fact because I'm a blunt person, and people seriously don't like it.
[01:25:54]  They don't like people speaking the truth.
[01:25:56]  They don't like people being blunt.
[01:25:58]  And I am being blunt.
[01:25:59]  I'm just getting to the point where at times I just get fed up with it.
[01:26:04]  I think sometimes it's like Sick Joe, and a lot of the time, I think it's just pathetic.
[01:26:08]  You know, it's like a gospel snake.
[01:26:10]  I'm sorry.
[01:26:11]  I'm sorry, Raiden Snake, man.
[01:26:12]  Here, stay on the line.
[01:26:14]  I'm sorry.
[01:26:15]  I don't know where all this is coming from.
[01:26:17]  There's a lot of hater aid going around this show all of a sudden.
[01:26:21]  A lot of hater raid.
[01:26:22]  Stop it, all right?
[01:26:23]  We've got feelings out here.
[01:26:25]  Do you understand that?
[01:26:26]  We got some feelings.
[01:26:30]  Good God, man.
[01:26:32]  And leave Raiden Snake alone, please.
[01:26:34]  All right, leave him alone.
[01:26:36]  Let's get back to radio graffiti for Christ's sake.
[01:26:39]  Anonymous Radio Graffiti.
[01:26:52]  That's a horrible remix.
[01:26:54]  That's horrible.
[01:26:55]  That sounded horrid.
[01:26:56]  Good God, that was ear rape, for heaven's sake.
[01:27:01]  Anonymous Radio Graffiti.
[01:27:03]  For Christ's sake.
[01:27:23]  Did you actually mix Cleveland Brown with the Soviet national anthem?
[01:27:28]  Jesus Christ, you idiots.
[01:27:31]  You guys are a bunch of idiots, you know, man.
[01:27:33]  Anonymous radio graffiti.
[01:27:37]  What is this shit?
[01:27:39]  You promised me weapons of mass destruction.
[01:27:41]  This is a dragon tildo.
[01:27:43]  It's a weapon of ass destruction.
[01:27:46]  Oh, my.
[01:27:47]  That's it.
[01:27:48]  I'm getting in your arms, Dylan.
[01:27:59]  african booty scratcher and tough guy and the goddamn african booty scratcher and tough guy for christ's sake now you know this is a goddamn saturday night troll show for heaven's sake You know, I mean, what do I expect, man?
[01:28:27]  You know what I mean?
[01:28:28]  What the hell do I expect?
[01:28:31]  I freaking hate that radio graffiti idiot.
[01:28:33]  I'm telling you right now, I'm really hating that raider.
[01:28:37]  That freaking African booty scratcher.
[01:28:40]  I hate that guy, man.
[01:28:41]  Give me the mic.
[01:28:53]  Oh, my God.
[01:28:58]  Unbelievable, man.
[01:29:00]  Unfreaking believable.
[01:29:05]  I mean, what a troll terrorist Saturday night.
[01:29:08]  You know, this is a cyber vermin Saturday night, is what the hell this is, for Christ's sake.
[01:29:12]  And I hope that you're all happy.
[01:29:14]  I hope that you're all feeling good in the pants.
[01:29:17]  I bet you're right there playing pocket pull with yourself, laughing, huh?
[01:29:20]  You put-pulling, squirrel-fisting, testies-tasting, cheese hole cleaning pieces of nipple clamp-loving, butt plug-up-you ask-looking chicken-eating cornboy, Leslie Jones-eating migrant mouth-hugging piece of crap.
[01:29:35]  Jesus Christ.
[01:29:39]  Oh my god.
[01:29:44]  The Saturday Night Troll Show for folks' first edition.
[01:29:48]  This is it.
[01:29:49]  I hope that you're having a fucking blast.
[01:29:51]  Excuse my friends.
[01:29:54]  I hope you're having a freaking great time.

=== Sick Freak Mixtape (16:09) ===

[01:29:59]  Good God, man.
[01:30:05]  I'm sick.
[01:30:06]  I'm so sick right now.
[01:30:08]  Anonymous radio graffiti.
[01:30:14]  I'm not.
[01:30:16]  I'm on it.
[01:30:21]  Good dang it.
[01:30:23]  Jesus Christ.
[01:30:30]  Fuck.
[01:30:39]  What the hell's going on?
[01:30:43]  You there?
[01:30:49]  Calling the 2017 Mercedes-Benz GLA simply a compact SUV is like describing a cathedral as just four walls and a ceiling.
[01:30:57]  The GLA is both a beautiful work of design and one of the most functional SUVs in its class.
[01:31:02]  And it's available at an exceptional price.
[01:31:04]  Why drive any compact SUV when you could be driving the 2017 Mercedes-Benz GLA?
[01:31:10]  Visit MBUSA.com slash GLA to learn more.
[01:31:13]  Mercedes-Benz, the best or nothing.
[01:31:16]  Calling the beautifully redesigned 2017 Mercedes-Benz CLA simply a four-door coupe is like describing a world-class athlete as just a good runner.
[01:31:25]  With its sleek profile and powerful turbocharged engine, the CLA offers agility and design that are unmatched in its class.
[01:31:31]  And it's available now at an exceptional price.
[01:31:34]  Why drive any four-door coupe when you could be driving the 2017 Mercedes-Benz CLA?
[01:31:40]  Visit MBUSA.com/slash CLA to learn more.
[01:31:43]  Mercedes-Benz, the best or nothing.
[01:31:47]  Pretty much.
[01:31:48]  What the hell is going?
[01:31:49]  Get this.
[01:31:50]  What the hell?
[01:31:50]  What's going on there?
[01:31:53]  Sounded like we were getting the inside of, you know what, never mind.
[01:31:57]  Anonymous radio graffiti.
[01:32:02]  I have a cheap computer and I can't get the voice packets to the damn sir so we can hear it on show.
[01:32:12]  Stupid moron.
[01:32:13]  Anonymous radio graffiti.
[01:32:17]  Brony drumming radio graffiti.
[01:32:20]  You are a crony.
[01:32:22]  Get someone or money.
[01:32:25]  You don't care about spends at all.
[01:32:28]  Think of the paper.
[01:32:30]  Radio graffiti.
[01:32:32]  Trying to camouflage you at the ball.
[01:32:35]  You're damning too.
[01:32:38]  And we will point out you.
[01:32:42]  Well, that's the one.
[01:32:45]  What I like to say to you.
[01:32:47]  Spoiler alert.
[01:32:48]  Your friend foot unfortunate.
[01:32:50]  Or not your friends.
[01:32:50]  I see you ripping on your fans on TV yards.
[01:32:54]  I'm like, fuck you.
[01:32:58]  Burning the barn.
[01:33:02]  So, fuck you.
[01:33:04]  You can fuck you.
[01:33:06]  You can't get rid of the parrots.
[01:33:08]  Retire murmurs.
[01:33:10]  Get this to bull up shit, you're bullish.
[01:33:13]  That's a very drastic nut in your ass.
[01:33:17]  All right.
[01:33:18]  All right.
[01:33:18]  You know what?
[01:33:19]  That's enough.
[01:33:19]  You know what, Brony drumming is that?
[01:33:21]  If that's the way you think about it, let me give you my personal opinion about you, sir.
[01:33:26]  Okay?
[01:33:27]  You're talking about, I was in Vegas and I was just, you know, deciding I was just going to shit post.
[01:33:33]  And you know what?
[01:33:35]  I mean, they noticed me.
[01:33:36]  I'm like, Fox News.
[01:33:39]  And that's why I questioned you there the first time, sir.
[01:33:42]  Wait a minute.
[01:33:43]  You're in Vegas and you have, you find enough time to shit post?
[01:33:47]  And you're like, yeah, well, I was like partying with my uncle.
[01:33:50]  Now, right there and then, partying with your uncle, that doesn't sound very good right off the bat, okay?
[01:33:56]  And I should have investigated a little bit further, you know, because I'm like, well, what kind of a party are you talking about?
[01:34:02]  You're talking about partying with your uncle, all right?
[01:34:05]  And you know what?
[01:34:06]  I don't even want to know what kind of a party, especially in Vegas, all right?
[01:34:11]  And you know what?
[01:34:12]  Whatever party it was, it was obviously like pin the tail on the Eeyore or some shit.
[01:34:16]  And whatever it was, it was so boring that in Vegas, while your ass is in Lost Vegas, you decide to take out your goddamn device and shit post on Twitter in Vegas while on vacation.
[01:34:32]  What's wrong with that picture?
[01:34:34]  You haphazard!
[01:34:37]  I mean, Jesus Christ, man.
[01:34:39]  You know, I thought the tarts could even get delayed in Vegas.
[01:34:42]  You know that?
[01:34:43]  I mean, the last I was in Vegas, I'm going to be honest with you, man.
[01:34:46]  I saw a guy.
[01:34:47]  He was like, you know, drunk.
[01:34:49]  You know, he had his head down on his hands for Christ's sake.
[01:34:53]  And then some drunk broad.
[01:34:54]  She was kind of drunk on her ass.
[01:34:56]  She saw him there.
[01:34:57]  And then she started fondling this guy, started kissing on him, you know, and started, you know, and the dude, he's just like, he's coming to.
[01:35:03]  He's like, hey, all right.
[01:35:05]  He started kissing on the broad.
[01:35:06]  Next thing you know, the guy's girlfriend comes along and then starts, you know, slapping this broad that's all over her drunkard man.
[01:35:14]  I mean, that just goes to show you that you could be passed out drunk and some broad will come over here and give you the I mean, everybody's desperate in Vegas.
[01:35:21]  What is your problem, Brony Drumming?
[01:35:24]  All right.
[01:35:25]  Oh, that's right.
[01:35:25]  You're too busy making like half-assed karaoke, stupid-ass streams, talking about the intercircle like, ha, my name is Kookie Eyed Brony Drumming, and I'm making karaoke tunes because I'm Looney Tunes and I can't get it that just shut up.
[01:35:45]  Next time you're in Vegas, why don't you go get yourself a piece of poo, man?
[01:35:49]  For Christ's sake, how much does it cost out there in Vegas?
[01:35:53]  What?
[01:35:54]  $100 chip?
[01:35:56]  Give me a break.
[01:35:58]  Fucking loser.
[01:36:00]  Jesus Christ.
[01:36:01]  352 radio graffiti.
[01:36:03]  Scarlet Moon.
[01:36:04]  Radio graffiti.
[01:36:05]  Moon man in a sanctuary town.
[01:36:08]  He's got trouble.
[01:36:10]  Get off the welfare or he'll shoot you down.
[01:36:14]  Get a job.
[01:36:16]  He can shoot.
[01:36:18]  He can pay.
[01:36:20]  Don't take nothing from no knickers.
[01:36:24]  Cause he's back.
[01:36:25]  Bad.
[01:36:27]  Shooting chip for KKK.
[01:36:31]  He's so bad.
[01:36:33]  They call him boss.
[01:36:34]  He's the boss.
[01:36:36]  Boss Moon Man.
[01:36:38]  They call him boss.
[01:36:40]  He's the boss.
[01:36:41]  He's the boss.
[01:36:43]  Boss Moon Man.
[01:36:45]  All right, we get it, Moon Man.
[01:36:47]  You know, we're very proud of you there, Moon Man, you robotic prick.
[01:36:50]  All right, how about anonymous radio graffiti?
[01:36:55]  Are there any Jewish guys out there who want to fart in my face?
[01:36:57]  I do have farts of Jewish cream guys.
[01:37:02]  Like I said, I worship y'all farts.
[01:37:04]  See?
[01:37:05]  Are you joking?
[01:37:06]  Somebody's cream guys out there.
[01:37:07]  See?
[01:37:09]  Jewish cream guys out there.
[01:37:10]  Are you joking?
[01:37:13]  You got to be joking, right?
[01:37:16]  What the hell?
[01:37:17]  Get this sick freak off my face.
[01:37:18]  Get this freak off myself.
[01:37:22]  Jesus Christ.
[01:37:23]  I mean, people are getting sick, man.
[01:37:26]  People are getting sick out here, man.
[01:37:30]  She wants a Matza Ball fart in her face.
[01:37:32]  I mean, this is sick.
[01:37:34]  It's just sick stop.
[01:37:39]  Anonymous radio graffiti.
[01:37:45]  Another Helen Keller deaf mute.
[01:37:46]  Very, very great.
[01:37:48]  Anonymous radio graffiti.
[01:37:51]  Look at this holy mana.
[01:37:54]  Shakespeare.
[01:37:56]  Look at this holy mass anazon.
[01:38:01]  What's that going on?
[01:38:16]  Shut that crap up.
[01:38:17]  Shut it off.
[01:38:18]  Shut it off.
[01:38:21]  Did you just freaking mix the Cleveland show intro with Nickelback?
[01:38:26]  Are you fucking ch- Idiot?
[01:38:33]  You people are making me curse.
[01:38:35]  You know, I'm trying not to curse for everybody out there that's getting their ears divergentized because I'm saying a couple of four-letter words.
[01:38:44]  My apologies, for Christ's sake, man.
[01:38:47]  My apologies.
[01:38:52]  Oh, my God.
[01:38:54]  You know what, Kim Mike, for Christ's sake, man.
[01:39:03]  Oh, my God.
[01:39:07]  I mean, this just is just never a good end.
[01:39:10]  I can only imagine.
[01:39:12]  I can only imagine every Saturday night, 5:30 p.m. Central Standard Time, I'm going to have to do this crap.
[01:39:19]  And don't you ever forget.
[01:39:21]  I don't ever want you trolls to forget.
[01:39:22]  Team Fortune Cookie, Team Optimism, whoever's listening right now, I don't ever want you to forget that I am the hardest working man on the internet today.
[01:39:32]  I am the hardest working man in internet podcasting, broadcasting, content creating today.
[01:39:43]  Good God, man.
[01:39:44]  I'm telling you this right now.
[01:39:45]  They will give me the golden microphone when I retire.
[01:39:48]  Do you understand me?
[01:39:50]  They will give me the golden microphone.
[01:39:55]  Good God.
[01:39:56]  How about anonymous radio graffiti?
[01:40:01]  Hey, ghost, what's going on?
[01:40:02]  I just want to plug my show, Gamers Quarantine, every Monday through Friday at.
[01:40:07]  Okay, great.
[01:40:07]  You know what?
[01:40:08]  Who cares what your freaking show is?
[01:40:10]  All right.
[01:40:11]  Shove your stupid show right up your stupid, ridiculous, pathetic.
[01:40:16]  Hop on my schlung head ass out of here.
[01:40:20]  You're not going to hop on my schlong head to promote their stupid show.
[01:40:24]  Here, you know what I think of your show there, Teutonic here?
[01:40:26]  Listen to what I think of your show here.
[01:40:34]  That's what I think of your show, all right?
[01:40:35]  That's what I think of.
[01:40:36]  That's what I think of your show, and anybody who goddamn listens to it, you stupid idiot.
[01:40:42]  Jesus Christ, man.
[01:40:45]  I'm telling you, man, I'm telling you.
[01:40:48]  What a desperate attempt for Christ's sake.
[01:40:52]  I mean, I thought, gee, that was desperate, but no, that right there takes the taco for Christ's sake.
[01:40:59]  Good God, that takes the taco.
[01:41:02]  Good lord.
[01:41:03]  I mean, the desperation, the shamelessness, the shamelessness, for Christ's sake.
[01:41:10]  Good God.
[01:41:15]  Anyway, for Christ.
[01:41:16]  Who else we got?
[01:41:16]  Anonymous, Radio Graffiti.
[01:41:20]  Bing, bing, bong, bong, bing.
[01:41:22]  Bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing.
[01:41:34]  Bing, bong, bong, bong, bong, bong, bong, bong, bong, bong, bong, bong, bong, bong, bong.
[01:41:37]  First of all, your Obama phone sucks, but secondly, what the hell was that?
[01:41:43]  What the...
[01:41:43]  What in the hell was that?
[01:41:47]  647 Radio Graffiti.
[01:42:00]  You fake me, beat me, curse.
[01:42:03]  You fake me curse.
[01:42:05]  You fake me.
[01:42:07]  You fake me, beat me, curse.
[01:42:30]  You fake me, beat me, curse.
[01:42:35]  You fake me.
[01:42:37]  You fake me, beat me, curse.
[01:42:40]  F me curse.
[01:42:41]  You fake me curse.
[01:42:43]  You fake me.
[01:42:45]  You know what?
[01:42:45]  You know what?
[01:42:46]  You're making a freaking remix of my feelings.
[01:42:48]  You shut him up!
[01:43:00]  Come on, Fred, it's my feelings.
[01:43:04]  Don't, you know, I don't even care about them.
[01:43:08]  You don't even care about them, man.
[01:43:14]  I mean, seriously, man, I mean, now I'm going to give you every Saturday goddamn night.
[01:43:20]  Do you understand this?
[01:43:21]  I mean, this is a troll.
[01:43:23]  Good damn, how many times do I have to explain this to you?
[01:43:27]  This is a Saturday night troll show every goddamn Saturday night at 5:30 goddamn Sexual Standard Time, you milky liquors.
[01:43:39]  Good God, give me the mic.
[01:43:41]  Give me the mic.
[01:43:46]  Good God, man.
[01:43:47]  What a train wreck this freaking show's turned out to be.
[01:43:51]  You jehooty jawboning pieces of trash.
[01:43:55]  Jesus Christ.
[01:43:56]  Who else do we got for Christ's sake?
[01:44:00]  620 Radio Graffiti.
[01:44:10]  Take that.
[01:44:11]  Take that Obama phone crap off of my shelf, please.
[01:44:16]  And before you call, can you please realize if you got an Obama phone or you don't?
[01:44:20]  And if you do, don't bother calling, please, because you suck.
[01:44:24]  All right?
[01:44:25]  352, radio graffiti.
[01:44:28]  Pony!
[01:44:31]  100% brony.
[01:44:33]  Pony!
[01:44:35]  Pony!
[01:44:35]  I freaking love my little pony.
[01:44:40]  merch on my living room carpet.
[01:44:42]  Pony!
[01:44:43]  Pony, hony!
[01:44:43]  Pony, pony!
[01:44:44]  Pony!
[01:44:45]  I love Princess Luna.
[01:44:48]  You stupid Brody bastard.
[01:44:51]  Goddamn Brody!
[01:44:54]  You!
[01:44:56]  You son of a shit!
[01:44:59]  Look, I've said this before, and I will say it again.
[01:45:04]  I will never be a goddamn brony.
[01:45:11]  Do you understand that?
[01:45:12]  Never!
[01:45:14]  All right?
[01:45:14]  Never.
[01:45:15]  Never, never, going to be a goddamn brony.
[01:45:29]  Give me the mic.
[01:45:30]  Give me the mic.
[01:45:34]  Never going to happen.
[01:45:36]  Do you understand it?
[01:45:37]  Never going to goddamn happen.
[01:45:44]  Anonymous radio graffiti.
[01:45:49]  I've got an Obama computer because I can.
[01:45:55]  I mean, do I have to keep reminding you?
[01:45:57]  Look, all you idiots that are sitting here with like a whole bunch of different lines open and you've got a whole bunch of different, yeah, look, your computer sucks.

=== Sack of Crap Awards (15:27) ===

[01:46:06]  All right?
[01:46:07]  And everybody knows that your computer sucks.
[01:46:12]  Anyway, 708 radio graffiti.
[01:46:15]  Hello, ghost.
[01:46:16]  Did you miss me?
[01:46:17]  It's G. Gee, what the hell?
[01:46:21]  What the hell happened to you?
[01:46:22]  Are you alright?
[01:46:23]  Yeah, I'm good.
[01:46:24]  I was just trying to be weird.
[01:46:25]  I like being weird.
[01:46:27]  No, it's okay.
[01:46:28]  I thought you were dead.
[01:46:29]  Are you all right?
[01:46:31]  Yeah, I'm good.
[01:46:32]  I'm just a zombie.
[01:46:33]  I just come back to life.
[01:46:34]  You know, it's hard to kill me, you know.
[01:46:38]  All right.
[01:46:38]  Well, it's good to hear from you, G. I'm very proud of you.
[01:46:41]  I hope that everything's all right.
[01:46:42]  And, you know, I thought you offed yourself.
[01:46:45]  Seriously, I really sincerely did.
[01:46:47]  Thought that you took a dirt nap.
[01:46:48]  Somebody told me that, you know, I don't know.
[01:46:51]  I don't know.
[01:46:52]  I don't want to talk about.
[01:46:53]  I'm glad to hear that you're alive, G. I'm glad you're alive.
[01:46:57]  Anonymous Radio Graffiti.
[01:46:59]  Around me are familiar faces.
[01:47:03]  Worn out faces.
[01:47:06]  Worn out faces.
[01:47:09]  Right and early for the daily race.
[01:47:14]  Going away.
[01:47:18]  All right.
[01:47:18]  We get it.
[01:47:19]  Was that Cleveland that sang that song?
[01:47:21]  What's up with you people and wanting to have this fetish for an effeminate fat black man?
[01:47:28]  Can somebody explain that to me?
[01:47:30]  I mean, don't you think there's something wrong with that picture that you people have a very hardcore fetish over an effeminate fat black man who's not even real?
[01:47:38]  It's a goddamn cartoon.
[01:47:41]  Just saying.
[01:47:42]  I'm just saying.
[01:47:43]  Anonymous Radio Graffiti.
[01:47:46]  Hey, Ghost, I was wondering, you know, if I did make an animated movie, would you voice act for it?
[01:47:51]  I mean, I'd have you be the Jewish rabbi in the movie.
[01:47:55]  Yeah, you know what?
[01:47:56]  Shove it up your ass, all right?
[01:47:58]  And what's wrong with being a Jewish rabbi?
[01:48:00]  Hey, you know, we know everything about the Torah and the Talmud.
[01:48:03]  You know, you go, you don't know nothing.
[01:48:05]  You know, you'll think you know everything.
[01:48:07]  We're the ones that know everything.
[01:48:08]  We've been through everything.
[01:48:11]  Anyway, just shut up, all right?
[01:48:14]  I think we got Asho.
[01:48:15]  Radio graffiti, Asho.
[01:48:18]  Hey, ghost, I have a question.
[01:48:19]  How many fortune cookies did you sell?
[01:48:22]  Or like, how many autographs mixed together did you sell?
[01:48:26]  Oh, you know what?
[01:48:28]  I've sold so many autographs, Asho.
[01:48:31]  That's why we have Saturday Night Troll Show.
[01:48:35]  And I am the Master of Ceremonies.
[01:48:38]  And this is going to happen every Saturday night, 5:30 p.m.
[01:48:42]  And once again, folks, you know, take note this evening for your favorite troll tonight.
[01:48:48]  Or you know what?
[01:48:49]  It doesn't even have to be your favorite troll in this broadcast.
[01:48:54]  If you know of a troll in which has made some kind of news, has some kind of clout over the infamous internets, the deep troll webs, that sort of thing, then you should go ahead and nominate them for the troll of the month because I am going to give out an award for troll of the month here on the Saturday Night Troll Show.
[01:49:17]  And I am your master of ceremonies, the man they call Ghost.
[01:49:20]  Once again, follow me on Twitter, folks.
[01:49:22]  Politics Ghost is the name to follow.
[01:49:24]  Can you believe that we have gone through a whole hour?
[01:49:29]  All right?
[01:49:30]  The whole hour of radio graffiti, man.
[01:49:34]  We got 12 minutes left.
[01:49:35]  I mean, it has gone fast, man.
[01:49:37]  They're just snap it like snapping, baby.
[01:49:40]  It's a sign of a good time.
[01:49:43]  Anyway, once again, this Saturday Night Troll Show is brought to you in part by the Mr. Fortune Cookie, or I should say Team Fortune Cookie.
[01:49:54]  Thank you very much.
[01:49:56]  I appreciate your support, man.
[01:49:58]  I wasn't going to leave you high and dry.
[01:50:00]  All right.
[01:50:00]  I wasn't going to leave you high and dry.
[01:50:03]  All right, let's continue going.
[01:50:05]  How about Anonymous Radio Graffiti?
[01:50:09]  My name is Green Grant Bounder, and I am proud to try to map on the roof around the marriage.
[01:50:22]  I mean, at least they're getting a little creative with the sound.
[01:50:26]  At least they're getting a little creative.
[01:50:28]  All right?
[01:50:29]  Yeah, you gotta at least give them that a little bit, for heaven's sake.
[01:50:33]  Anonymous Radio Graffiti.
[01:50:35]  You're losers.
[01:50:37]  If you're making splices every day, you're a fucking loser.
[01:50:41]  Anyway, we were getting to best audio splice.
[01:50:44]  Let's go ahead and go to Best Audio Splice.
[01:50:47]  Once again, I had to search over 9,000...
[01:51:04]  You all shut up with that freaking crap.
[01:51:06]  Shut up.
[01:51:07]  You all shut up.
[01:51:10]  You all shut up.
[01:51:11]  That's right, sake.
[01:51:14]  Hey, hey, you want me not to come back next Saturday?
[01:51:17]  You want this to be the last episode of the Saturday Night Troll Show?
[01:51:22]  You keep that up for Christ's sake.
[01:51:29]  Calling the 2017 Mercedes-Benz GLA simply a compact SUV is like describing a cathedral as just four walls and a ceiling.
[01:51:38]  The GLA is both a beautiful work of design and one of the most functional SUVs in its class.
[01:51:42]  And it's available at an exceptional price.
[01:51:45]  Why drive any compact SUV when you could be driving the 2017 Mercedes-Benz GLA?
[01:51:50]  Visit MBUSA.com/slash GLA to learn more.
[01:51:54]  Mercedes-Benz, the best or nothing.
[01:52:00]  You keep that up.
[01:52:02]  You want to keep this Saturday Night Troll Show going?
[01:52:07]  Don't even go there.
[01:52:08]  Do you understand me?
[01:52:09]  Don't even go there, you sack of crap.
[01:52:12]  This is an olive branch to you damn troll terrorists and cyber vermin.
[01:52:18]  Bunch of unappreciative little brats, man.
[01:52:21]  Give me the mic.
[01:52:25]  Bunch of unappreciative little brats.
[01:52:28]  Give me a goddamn break.
[01:52:32]  God, who else do we have here for heaven's sake?
[01:52:35]  How about how about anonymous radio graffiti?
[01:52:42]  My name is Clay Blue Brown, and I am stupid.
[01:52:58]  Anyway, 808 Radio Graffiti.
[01:53:01]  Yo, it's Kevin Capitalist here, man.
[01:53:04]  Hey, what's going on, Akuda?
[01:53:06]  How you been, man?
[01:53:08]  Oh, nothing much.
[01:53:09]  You know, actually, I'm over here chilling.
[01:53:12]  Pretty soon I'm going to actually get work on my own projects in a short while, but figured to give this news show a call and check it out.
[01:53:22]  I mean, I'll be honest with you.
[01:53:24]  I did not expect it at all.
[01:53:28]  Yeah, hey, hey, hey, listen.
[01:53:30]  I came up with this show because, hey, look, all the Team Fortune cookies, man, all the Team Fortune cookie purchases made this happen.
[01:53:39]  I mean, this should just go to show you I'm a nice guy.
[01:53:43]  I know y'all are calling me a Jew, whatever that's supposed to mean, but I mean, I don't know why a Jew is supposed to be an insult, you anti-Semites.
[01:53:53]  Anonymous Radio Graffiti.
[01:54:00]  Somebody wants to hold me the... ...this girl.
[01:54:15]  Hey, though, I've been stooling since she was done with a binger in a thumb.
[01:54:29]  In the shape of it, you know what?
[01:54:35]  I'm not letting you ruin a badass.
[01:54:37]  So, you know, shut up.
[01:54:38]  I'm not letting you people ruin a badass song like that, all right?
[01:54:41]  Give me a break.
[01:54:42]  That's actually a pretty good song by David Bowie, for Christ's sake.
[01:54:46]  Gonna fruit it up for whatever the hell you're doing, for Christ's sake.
[01:54:49]  Anonymous radio graffiti.
[01:54:52]  Some idiot in here named all retards must.
[01:54:54]  I'm not gonna say that, you stupid moron.
[01:54:57]  But this is what we have out here.
[01:54:58]  Look at it.
[01:54:58]  It's mostly these targets, you know.
[01:55:00]  This is why we need a war.
[01:55:01]  Because we need to draft these people.
[01:55:03]  And you're gonna beat cannon fire if necessary.
[01:55:06]  Do you understand that?
[01:55:08]  You expose, bitch.
[01:55:10]  You expose.
[01:55:12]  If you got no gangs, you expose, bitch.
[01:55:15]  You excuse.
[01:55:17]  You expose.
[01:55:20]  What the hell?
[01:55:20]  What the hell is that supposed to mean for Christ's sake?
[01:55:23]  Anonymous radio graffiti.
[01:55:26]  Prowler radio graffiti.
[01:55:28]  And all you assholes that say that I'm a homosexual.
[01:55:31]  Hey, it's the truth.
[01:55:35]  Inner circle.
[01:55:36]  Go ahead, penetrate my ass right now!
[01:56:17]  You son of a bitch.
[01:56:21]  Leave the inner circle alone.
[01:56:24]  Leave the inner circle alone, you sack of crap.
[01:56:31]  You leave the inner circle out of this, you sack of crap.
[01:56:38]  The inner circle are my friends.
[01:56:39]  They're my family.
[01:56:40]  Don't you dare?
[01:56:42]  Don't you dare give me the freaking mic.
[01:56:47]  Give me the inner mic.
[01:56:50]  Yeah, I bet maybe one of you would want to join the inner circle.
[01:56:55]  I bet you hate them because you ain't them, baby.
[01:56:59]  You understand?
[01:57:00]  How dare you sit over there and make fun of the inner circle, you piece of crap.
[01:57:06]  Anonymous radio graffiti.
[01:57:10]  What country are you from?
[01:57:11]  What?
[01:57:12]  What ain't no country I ever heard of.
[01:57:14]  They speak English in what?
[01:57:15]  What English, motherfucker, do you speak it?
[01:57:18]  Describe what?
[01:57:19]  Bernie Sanders looks like what?
[01:57:22]  Say what again.
[01:57:23]  Say what again.
[01:57:24]  I dare you.
[01:57:25]  I double dare you, motherfucker.
[01:57:26]  Say what one more goddamn time.
[01:57:31]  Give me a freaking break.
[01:57:32]  Are you kidding me?
[01:57:34]  What kind of goddamn splice was that there, you sorry sack of trash?
[01:57:39]  337 radio graffiti.
[01:57:42]  Engineer, radio graffiti.
[01:58:06]  You know what?
[01:58:06]  Shove it up your ass with that.
[01:58:08]  I know where y'all are getting at.
[01:58:10]  Just shut up.
[01:58:11]  I'm telling you, what a goddamn Saturday night troll show this is.
[01:58:15]  Good God.
[01:58:17]  And I'm going to do this every goddamn Saturday night at 5:30 p.m. Central Standard Time.
[01:58:22]  Give me a goddamn break.
[01:58:28]  540 Radio Graffiti. Your optimism. Perfect.
[01:58:39]  Mr. Fortune Cookie!
[01:58:41]  Figure!
[01:58:42]  Well, hello, Dex.
[01:58:43]  My name is Mr. Hopkins, and welcome to a World About Comedy Deason.
[01:58:47]  I try to stay positive in the slightest happy.
[01:58:50]  But when I'm done with you, guilties, I'm not saying that I just sit like all your product.
[01:58:54]  Your rappers will suck.
[01:58:55]  And after that, you'll go back to your sweat shop.
[01:58:58]  You can eat your April and then pass down.
[01:59:01]  But leave it.
[01:59:02]  You don't want to keep that brown.
[01:59:05]  You see, you motherfucker.
[01:59:07]  I don't want to fight with the country.
[01:59:08]  I'm coming out.
[01:59:09]  I'm going to pair up your cookie.
[01:59:10]  I don't keep your website.
[01:59:12]  And we'll hold your best all the way to end.
[01:59:15]  We want to erase the hot, nothing to defense.
[01:59:17]  But we will come try not to do this.
[01:59:19]  I don't see the end.
[01:59:20]  We got the world town esports.
[01:59:22]  The highest population.
[01:59:23]  Come get on your knees and bow down to our next one.
[01:59:30]  Are you kidding?
[01:59:30]  Was that a rap battle?
[01:59:32]  Was that an actual rap battle between optimism and fortune cookie?
[01:59:36]  Are you kidding me?
[01:59:38]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[01:59:40]  I mean, you guys are stupid.
[01:59:42]  You know that you guys are really stupid.
[01:59:44]  You know that?
[01:59:45]  You guys are really effing stupid.
[01:59:48]  618 Radio Graffiti.
[01:59:52]  Oh, hey, ghost.
[01:59:53]  What's up?
[01:59:55]  It's radio graffiti time, man.
[01:59:59]  It's two minutes left.
[02:00:00]  You're telling me what's up.
[02:00:02]  Jesus Christ, anonymous radio graffiti.
[02:00:06]  Oh, my God.
[02:00:08]  Can I use your carpet as a toilet and then wipe my ass with it like toilet paper?
[02:00:13]  No, you're stupid.
[02:00:14]  It's ridiculous.
[02:00:15]  Give me a goddamn break.
[02:00:17]  Now it's starting to fruit up a little bit.
[02:00:20]  Now it's starting to suck.
[02:00:22]  All right, luckily, there's only two minutes left.
[02:00:25]  I'm going to take one more call here, and it better be worth the crap for Saturday Night Troll Show here.
[02:00:31]  All right, how about 609 Radio Graffiti?
[02:00:35]  Dorby Sweet.
[02:00:36]  Radio Graffiti.
[02:00:37]  Anyway, folks, I just want to remind everybody that I am not advocating violence.
[02:00:43]  Wrong us, Texans.
[02:00:45]  We go bind your ass.
[02:00:46]  We go bind your ass and take the goddamn mask out of your freaking skin white leather face.
[02:00:54]  I'd choke that son of a bitch to death, whoever freaking punches.
[02:00:57]  I'm not even joking around.
[02:00:59]  I'll gouge your damn eyeball out.
[02:01:01]  Whoever the hell Chicago for ghosts should be hunting down and be sipping pistol wear.
[02:01:06]  You're lucky we're not in the damn barroom because I'd be beating the crap out of some of you people.
[02:01:10]  I'll tell you that right damn now.
[02:01:11]  I'd be throwing ass whooping knuckle sandwiches around like it ain't crap.
[02:01:16]  I would start knocking their asses out like it was going out of style.
[02:01:20]  I'd love it.
[02:01:20]  Are you joking?
[02:01:21]  I think you should be putting to sleep.
[02:01:23]  I'm serious.
[02:01:24]  I'm not joking.
[02:01:24]  That's why.
[02:01:25]  Hey, you know what, Donald Trump?
[02:01:26]  You start a war.
[02:01:28]  If I ever saw you in real life, I'd beat the crap out of you just for the fun.
[02:01:31]  Just for the fun, you sack of crap.

=== Break Ghost's Jaw (01:10) ===

[02:01:33]  Break ghost's jaw.
[02:01:35]  Oh, yeah, break ghost, Jacob.
[02:01:36]  Come on over here and see if you can break Ghost's jaw, you son of a bitch.
[02:01:43]  You ain't going to be a pot.
[02:02:02]  All right, that's it.
[02:02:04]  That's it for this first episode of the goddamn Saturday Night Troll Show.
[02:02:09]  I hope you damn freaking Mr. Fortune Cookie lovers and you troll terrorists and cyber vermin appreciated it for Christ's sake.
[02:02:18]  Give me the mic.
[02:02:21]  Yeah, yeah.
[02:02:22]  Yeah, you want to catch us again here?
[02:02:24]  You want us catch the Saturday Night Troll Show?
[02:02:26]  Well, catch me next Saturday night, 5:30 p.m. Central Standard Time.
[02:02:32]  You goddamn Milky Liquors.
[02:02:33]  You're breaking me off.
[02:02:36]  Follow me on Twitter.
[02:02:37]  PoliticsGhost is the name to follow.
[02:02:40]  All one word, no underscores.
[02:02:42]  I can't believe you troll terrorist