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There's been a lot of things I've been doing.
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Shaky Markets and Cash Holdings00:15:13
I mean, good God.
First and foremost, let's get to the markets because I know people are probably asking questions like, what the hell's going on here?
I think uncertainty is finally starting to set in, folks.
Uncertainty is finally starting to set in, and you're starting to see it reflected in the markets at this point in time.
I've been saying this, you know, I've been saying that this particular market has been fueled on nothing but speculation.
There is no actual context for this inflated index composites out here in the stock market.
There is no justification for it.
I'm glad to see that there are at least some fund managers that are out here in the business sector that are actually trying to kind of come out vocally about this because as I stated, folks, I'm just saying, I mean, this is just not the market that it seems.
I know a lot of people are probably looking at their 401ks, their retirements, their portfolios, and they're probably making them feel funny in the pants because of these high prices.
I'm telling you this right now.
This is a trap.
This is not going to last for long.
It's not a matter of if, it's when this damn thing is going to make a major contraction.
And I'm laying wait still.
I'm waiting for it, and that's all there is to it.
Everybody's been asking me, well, ghost, what am I supposed to do?
In between, I said, well, you know, maybe extend your holdings in gold and silver, whether that be in stocks, ETNs, ETFs, whether that be in physical gold, it really doesn't matter.
But if you would have, you'd be understanding right now that, yeah, maybe this would have been a good time to do so.
Because even if you're not making any money in the stock market, those holdings in your portfolio will offset.
Now, with that being said, I should have held off on the market today about suggesting any kind of stocks here.
The only stock that I saw on the radar today and amongst low volume, mind you, was Glenna Galena, excuse me, Bio Pharma.
This is symbol GALE.
Now, I want to explain something to you what happened to this particular stock.
And it just goes to show you that when some stock that isn't in the loop with whatever the collusion that's happening in Wall Street and the hedge funds, they will collude amongst each other to make a stock that they weren't on the hook in go down dramatically.
Now, let me explain something here.
If you take a look at the beginning of the day, right at the beginning of the session, you'd see a downward trend.
This stock on the pre-market was up 90% at one point in time.
It was over a million shares traded in the pre-market.
Average volume on this particular share is 1.19 million shares traded on this particular stock.
So those indicators are good.
You look at the 52-week low, 52-week low is $1.02 million.
So you're coming off those 52-week lows.
52-week high, 49.80.
So, you know, once again, not bad.
I mean, those are the kind of factors that you want to see when you see a pattern or day trading play.
Once again, okay.
Now, what was the reason for this particular stock to go up?
Well, this stock went up on news that its breast cancer drug had no safety concerns when it had passed a particular phase in the research pipeline.
Now, that is obviously some very good news, and that's what sent the stock in the pre-market go up 90%.
Now, what happened during the day to kind of level this out and then make it just out of a gradual downward trend and closing out at about 141.
Right now, it's at 144 and after hours.
Now, what is it?
Well, folks, in the middle of the day, as the dates trading started, some brokerage firms, okay, and two in particular, okay,
they downgraded this particular stock amidst the stock snooze, which is rather, rather concerning to me because that doesn't make any sense given the fact that this particular breast cancer drug is actually got no safety concerns as it pertains to its research pipeline development.
And then within the midday, you've got two separate news reports that they were downgrading this particular stock, which was rather interesting.
Now, when that happened, you started seeing it kind of level out, and that happened like right around nine, nine thirty.
And as you can see, as you get close to ten, it just starts collapsing here.
Now, I didn't like the particular short choppiness of the first hour anyway.
So I didn't get in on this stock until about, I would say, maybe I got in around eleven, maybe eleven and change and got out at the end of the hour.
And that was the only play that was available to me that and everything else was short and choppy.
Didn't really I mean, I made some money on this stock because it was such a cheap stock.
It's such a cheap stock to buy.
You could put more money of your cash to play on this particular stock.
If it goes up a penny, two pennies, three pennies, you're making money if you're making it if you get at least a thousand of them.
You know, if you're holding a thousand, holding five hundred, that's what I'm talking about.
So what's unfortunate about this, folks, is aside from the bad news that came out on these on the stock on the day that it had pretty good news, which is ironic, you also had a tremendous amount of the Wall Street hyenas chewing all over this stock, folks.
I think at the end of the day's trading, I think the volume on the day was somewhere like 32 million shares traded of this particular stock.
32 million shares.
So once again, folks, you know, that indicates that there is no buyers in the market.
It's a low volume market across the board.
And anytime these investors see any jump percentage-wise on the big board with any kind of volume backing that up, they're going to go at it.
I mean, they're going to go at it like a bunch of hyenas on a goddamn dead animal carcass.
I've said it time and time again.
It's that type of market.
This is not a buyer's market.
And that's why I'm telling you, folks, this is not good.
All right.
I would say in the short term, it's not very good, man.
I mean, any bad news, any hint of any kind of conflict, global conflict, any natural disaster, anything can send this market collapsing.
Anything.
The lack of volume proves it.
So I am not very confident right now in this market at all.
I think at any point, bad news could seriously collapse this market.
And the only people that are trading and what stocks they're trading are those that are going up any kind of decent percentage points, any kind.
So that just goes to show you, folks, that this is a kind of a shaky market.
It's a house of cards at this point in time.
And that's why you've got the administration, Trump, Mnuchin, Ross, the guys that are trying to figure out what to do as it pertains to, first of all, bringing jobs into America again so we can have a decent job market so that the job market could offset any particular retraction in the stock market.
Secondly, we need to raise GDP growth to a sustainable 4% growth rate.
If we could do that for at least four quarters consecutively, we're in the money.
I mean, we are starting to see a great American economy, regardless of what stocks may say, regardless if there may be a retraction in the real estate market at this point in time.
What we need is we need a good job market.
We need to make sure that the job market offsets any losses that are, you know, could be potentially lost in the stock market, because there may be potential losses in the real estate market, because these freaking prices are inflated.
All right.
And thirdly, what Mnuchin needs to understand and Ross understand what they should understand is that when you bring these components together, we have to make sure that the dollar doesn't get out of hand.
That's why you had Trump advisors alluding to this last week, that the Euro was undervalued.
And when somebody from the administration made that comment, all of a sudden the Euro went spiking last week.
You saw a retraction in the dollar's value.
And the reason that you're seeing this, folks, is because we can't have that strong of a dollar at this point in time when we're trying to rebuild an economy.
What we want is we want a dollar that isn't completely depleted in value, but just enough value to allow people to continue to exchange for goods and services at a decent rate of currency as opposed to it being overinflated like Zimbabwe, where it's like $20,000 for a freaking roll of toilet paper or some crap.
But at the same time, folks, we don't want it too valuable for people that are going to hoard the cash.
And that's really the complicated scheme of the economic situation that the Trump administration is in.
I mean, they have to make it to where they counterbalance all these factors to where it can pull forth this recipe for sustainable 4% GDP growth.
And the reason that we want a dollar that's not necessarily valuable but completely depleted is because we want people to spend the money.
We want people to spend their dollars.
If people spend their dollars, we have dollars circulating around the United States.
We have dollars circulating around in the consumer markets.
When we have dollars circulating around, we've got people gaining income.
When people gain income, that means they're going to gain savings, they're going to gain net worth.
And when they gain savings and they gain net worth, then they're open to the credit markets.
You get it?
So when they're open to the credit markets, their value as a consumer doubles, sometimes triples or more.
And as a result, this is what opens up such a great economy for America at this point in time.
I mean, and that's what banks are doing at this point.
They're not lending too much.
The only reason that we have such a great real estate market, truth be told, folks, FHA government-backed loans.
It's as simple as that.
All right, just a house of cards out here.
This is 2008, 2009 again.
I am not a buyer at all in real estate in America today.
All right.
And moreover, I'm not a buyer in any of these damn stocks either.
I'm holding cash at this point in time.
I'm holding hard commodities.
Like I said, I got my portfolio extended to over 25% of silver metals, gold savings, or gold holdings, excuse me.
That's stocks, ETFs, ETNs, physical gold, silver, coins, you name it.
And all I'm waiting for is the contraction in all the markets here.
I'm talking the stock market and the real estate market.
And that's what the Trump administration are trying to do.
They're trying to get the job market up, trying to get the consumer confidence up.
They're trying to get money circulating across the United States.
And then once that happens, you start having people opening up their credit Lines and loan accounts, and that's what creates more and more growth generation, wealth generation, where individuals that can have the opportunity and the ambition can take themselves out of a given impoverished situation because there's enough capital circulating around the country.
So that's what Trump is trying to do at this point in time with his administration.
That's what Mnuchin's doing.
That's what Ross is doing.
And to be honest with you, it would be a help if these establishment assholes, excuse my French, at the damn Washington, D.C. Congress over here, if they would just take their freaking thumbs out their damn shit funnels and start getting on the ball with this tax cut, we would start seeing a little bit more engines or I should say the pistons start running in the engines of this economy.
I mean, that's sure as hell is what I'm waiting for.
I want to see what the hell the tax cuts are going to look like.
I want to see if we can get these damn corporate taxes down to 15%.
I want to see if we can have a 0% capital gains tax on certain individuals up to about $150,000, $200,000.
I want to see these cuts and these tax incentives that are going to help fuel the economy as well.
But you've got Washington out here sitting on their thumbs, like usual, not getting a goddamn thing done.
It's ridiculous, man.
It's ridiculous.
Here we are.
We're America.
We want to start producing.
We want to start working again.
I mean, we're on the ball.
We're united at this point in time, except for the idiots that have been collecting money off the dole and realize they're going to have to get back to work.
That's a true motivation of most of the protesting that you see out here today.
But this is what we're trying to do.
And you've got Washington, D.C., once again, just not doing a goddamn thing.
That's why I insist.
Just continue watching Washington, D.C., folks.
Continue watching your congressmen.
Continue watching the people that you voted into this damn stupid freaking establishment and take a look at how they do absolutely nothing for you.
And if they do do anything, they write bills to fleece the tax system and to basically cripple the country.
The majority of these assholes in Washington, D.C. are agents for globalism.
And I've said it, and I'll continue to say it: globalism is communism.
So let me continue going on, all right?
Let me continue going on.
Now, with that being said here, let's get to the markets.
I don't want to get too off-keister about my own personal views about politics at this point in time.
Now, I did take Friday off, and of course, Friday was the big bump in the markets, right?
I think the Dow was up about 100 and change.
Everything was up about, I think, a percent, at least on a whole.
I'm talking about each index.
Globalism Is Communism Warning00:15:18
And why was the market excited in buying all of a sudden?
Well, it was because the news that Donald Trump was going to roll back Dodd-Frank.
It was an executive order that he had signed on Friday.
And this executive order, all right, this executive order was going to allow the dismantling of Dodd-Frank.
Now, what this technically means is not necessarily Dodd-Frank is over.
What Trump signed was an executive order for the regulatory agencies to investigate what regulations are necessary or could be loosened, or could be unrestricted, or could be lifted, or could be less restraint to be able to allow the markets to be able to fluctuate more fluidly and without so much oversight.
of these regulatory agencies that really haven't accomplished a goddamn thing.
Let's be honest.
They haven't done anything.
I mean, people are talking about, oh, well, you know, if you deregulate, you're causing the next crash.
The crash is about to happen anyway, regardless.
All right.
All right.
God Frank was a joke.
All right.
It bailed out the banks.
It bailed out Wall Street.
And what did we, as the American people, get in return?
We got nothing.
We got sold out.
A means of production that used to be in the United States and America are offshore somewhere.
Our jobs are nothing.
We're a service industry-based economy, for heaven's sake.
It's a joke.
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So that's why I'm saying, folks, I mean, you know, Trump understands what we need to get this damn economy going.
It's just we need these idiots in Congress to get up off their asses.
And I'm going to reiterate one more time before I get on with these markets.
It's time to unelect these pieces of trash that think that they can get by on a lifetime of a career in public service.
No one should be making a career out of public service.
No one should go right into from right from college, right into the goddamn political scene and not leave it until they're like croaked out of office, like Strom Thurman or this bastard Chuck Kick the American people in the ball schumer.
There should be no reason why assholes like this exist in Washington at this point in time.
I mean, I mean, this is insanity.
I'm telling you, the definition of insanity is repeating a process over and over, expecting a different outcome.
All right.
We've broke the insanity on the executive level as far as the electorate's concerned in this United States of America.
It's time to break the insanity as it pertains to Congress.
All right.
We need to completely just flush out these ridiculous career bureaucrats out of the colon of Washington, D.C.
It's enough of these bureaucratic pieces of trash.
They do nothing for us.
They have done nothing for us.
They've sold us out.
We're over 20 trillion in debt, for heaven's sake.
The means of production are no longer in America.
Anyway, with that being said, let's go ahead and get to the markets before I get a little too pissed off here.
All right.
I mean, I get a little upset.
I get a little angry.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, listen.
Dow Jones.
Hold on.
Somebody's just tweeting at me.
How do you get a job?
How are you supposed to get a job in politics then, ghost?
Well, why don't you go serve in your community and have your community respect you as an individual and know who you are?
All right?
Know who you are as a person, how you care about your community.
And then when you say, hey, you know what?
I'm thinking about running for office so I can have the authority to do something.
And they'll be like, you know what?
That's a nice guy.
That's a nice woman right there.
I'm voting for that person right there.
And then when you get up there and you're elected, you do something, you stupid moron.
That's what you do.
All right?
So shut up.
Anyway, sorry, folks.
Let me get to the freaking markets here.
All right.
We've got the Dow Jones Industrials down today, 19.04 points, a percentage decrease of 0.09%, closing out the Dow at 20,052.42 points.
Now, once again, we're over that 20,000 mark because of last Friday's executive bill signing of the reversal of Dodd-Frank.
And as I stated, this is not necessarily a deconstruction of Dodd-Frank.
It's highly advisable for everybody out there who's listening to forward your grievances and forward any suggestions to lifting any kind of regulation on finance right at the SEC and other regulatory bodies because they're the ones that are,
if you're going to have to report to Trump here in about 30 or 40 days, 60 days, forgot what the timeframe was, but they have to report to him and suggest what needs to be lifted so that it could help fuel the economy.
All right?
So that's all I'm saying.
All right?
Anyway, let's continue going here.
All right.
I mean, this is once again, oh yeah, this goes to that $25,000 day trading rule, folks, that everyone that's listening to me, I know, would like lifted.
There should be no reason why there should be a $25,000 limit in your brokerage account for you to legally day trade.
It's ridiculous.
I mean, there's so much opportunity for individuals out here to make liquidity as a supplemental or hell even a mainstream income.
And they're being out-regulated out of the market because of some bureaucratic bookworm in some goddamn office somewhere.
It's ridiculous.
So once again, folks, I'd like to remind everybody to go ahead and forward your grievances and whatever you would like to be lifted as a regulation right at the SEC.
Tweet at them.
Email them.
Facebook them.
Do whatever it takes.
Say, look, get this stupid regulation of having $25,000 in your brokerage count as a prerequisite to legally day trade.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, let's move on.
All right.
SP 500 was down today, 4.86 points.
A percentage decrease of 0.21% closing out the S ⁇ P at 2,292.56 points for the S ⁇ P 500.
We've got the NASDAQ.
The NASDAQ was also down.
It was down 3.21 points.
A percentage decrease of 0.06%.
Closing out the NASDAQ at 5,663.55 points for the NASDAQ composite.
Once again, lots of flat activity, low volume in the markets.
I'm staying away from it.
All right.
All right.
I'm staying away from it at this point in time until I start seeing buyers again, until I start seeing volume on a consistent basis, not a bunch of pump and dumps.
That's pretty much what you're seeing out here in the market today, a collusion of pump and dumps.
And it's ridiculous, and I'm tired of it.
Anyway, let's get to commodities, shall we?
Now, what have I been saying about oil?
I've been saying, look, oil is an uncertain market at this point in time.
All right.
I mean, even though we saw some positivity last week, I've been saying it.
I don't like this commodity.
All right.
I mean, there's a lot more producers on the world market.
Moreover, you've got the United States wanting to open up its own oil production.
I don't like this sector.
I don't like these commodities anymore.
I'm not touching oil at this point in time.
But since other people are probably invested in it, let's go ahead and get to it.
All right.
Now, what we have here is WTI Sweet Crude.
It is down today, 73 cents, a percentage decrease of 1.36%, closing out at $53.10 per barrel of Brent crude oil.
Or excuse me, WTI Sweet Crude Oil.
Jesus Christ, I'm discombobulated here.
Give me my drink.
Give me my drag, for heaven's sake.
Ah, good stuff.
Anyway, let's continue going here.
We've got Brent crude down today, 96 cents, a percentage decrease of 1.69%, closing out Brent crude at $55.85 per barrel of Brent crude oil.
Gasoline took it on the teeth today, folks.
It was down 2.72% decrease on the day.
All right, let's go ahead and continue.
The Feaster Famine natural gas was down very modestly today.
It was down 0.10% decrease on the day for natural gas.
Heating oil was also down 1.62% decrease on the day for heating oil.
Now, let's get to the metals, shall we?
The metals!
Let's get to the goddamn metals.
Now, gold, folks, we're seeing spikes in gold and silver.
Remember, I've been saying it since last week.
Right now, very attractive prices for these damn things.
All right, very attractive prices.
And if you would have just, you know, maybe entertained a little bit of gold and silver plays, you'd be making money as we speak right now.
Anyway, with that being said, gold is up today, $16.15, a percentage increase of 1.35%.
Closing out gold at $1,237.30 per troy ounce of gold.
Let's get to silver, shall we?
Silver was up today, 26 cents, a percentage increase of 1.49% increase on the day, closing out silver at $17.74 per troy ounce of silver.
I'm telling you, what did I say?
I mean, metals, baby, I told you, it's a safety play.
When all else fails, you got to go to the metals.
You got to go.
I mean, when uncertainty hits in, you're going to start seeing these damn things go up the roof.
And I said it last.
I've been saying it for a long time.
What the hell am I talking about?
I've been saying it for a long goddamn time.
Anyway, let's continue going, folks.
We've got copper.
All right.
Copper is up today, 1.38% increase on the day for copper.
We got platinum up very modestly, 0.04% for platinum.
Let's get to the agriculture commodities, folks.
Now, we're seeing some decreases here because, you know, got a lot of weird uncertainty going on in the air, folks.
You can see this.
You can see this reflected, especially amongst the commodities, man.
A lot of uncertainty going on out here.
So let's go ahead and get to grains.
Corn is down today, 0.41% decrease on the day for corn.
Wheat is down 1.80% decrease on the day for wheat.
Oats is up today, 0.97% increase on the day for oats.
Rough rice is down, 0.63% decrease on the day for rough rice.
Soybean is up today, 0.88% increase on the day.
Soybean oil up 1.71% increase on the day.
And canola is up 0.68% increase on the day.
Good God, man.
Good God.
Anyway, let's get to the soft, shall we?
Now, Coco, I'm really surprised that we're seeing decreases in Cocoa, considering we're so close to Valentine's Day.
I bet you every time I say that, all you lonely pricks out there that just got Rosie Palmed and their five sisters, I'm sure you're a little upset when I say Valentine's Day.
And same with you fatties that were out there on the Woman's March out there in Washington, D.C. As a matter of fact, we're going to talk about those skankosauruses here in a little bit, so you better stay tuned for that.
But with that being said, I don't understand why we're seeing these decreases in cocoa.
Cocoa, of course, is the base for chocolate.
Anyway, cocoa is down today.
1.21% decrease on the day for cocoa.
We've got coffee.
Hey, dude, just don't talk to me.
Don't talk to me.
Let's have my coffee, dude.
Yes, don't talk to me.
Shut up, you stupid four-high fruit bowl.
Anyway, we've got coffee down today, 1.45%.
That doesn't mean you're going to have to be able to pay any less at Starkux.
And oh, yeah, boycott Starcucks, all right?
I mean, if you're still buying Starkux at this point in time, you're an un-American piece of trash, all right?
That's all there is to it.
I mean, what a slap in the face to the American people that created that damn stupid corporation.
All right.
Once Trump announced this travel ban and this immigration reform, this stupid corporation decided that it was going to go out and say, you know what we're doing?
We're going to go out and we're going to hire 10,000 illegal immigrants.
How do you like that, Trump?
We're Starcox, and there's nothing you can do about it.
I mean, can you believe the gall of these pieces of trash?
Bacon Shortage and Lumber Prices00:06:07
That's why I'm saying boycott Starcox.
Jesus Christ.
I'm not even joking.
Boycott that goddamn Starcux, all right?
Go get yourself your own coffee, all right?
How much is a coffee machine nowadays, for heaven's sake?
What is it?
Like maybe a 30-bucker or something?
I mean, why don't you stop going to Starkux about three or four times and get yourself a goddamn freaking coffee machine, all right?
And go get whatever coffee you want, all right?
Go get whatever coffee you want.
You can go make a little stupid little foam, little face, or whatever the hell you do it all yourself, for Christ's sake.
Boycott Star Cucks.
That's all I'm saying.
Boycott Starcucks, all right?
Anyway, once again, coffee is down 1.45% decrease on the day.
We got sugar!
Sugar is down 0.3, excuse me, it's up.
Wow, sugar is up, 0.33% increase on the day for sugar.
Orange juice is down today, 0.90% decrease on the day.
We've got cotton down today, 1.02% decrease on the day.
And here we are with lumber.
Lumber once again, and I had enlightened folks last week that we're seeing a spike in lumber, which one of the folks from the inner circle had enlightened me on this particular dispute, some lumber dispute, timber dispute of some sort between the United States and Canadia.
And it's been longstanding, and it hasn't been re-established or reignited until Trump's administration came into power.
And now the Canadians are using that stupid agreement against the United States.
And for whatever reason, it's bringing up the cost of lumber.
And we're seeing two plus percent increases every single day since last week.
And that's no different, all right?
That's no different.
I want to say what's up to Forrest for bringing this up because he was from Canadia, and he basically enlightened us on this particular play.
And it's a major play, man.
Look at this.
I mean, lumber today is up 2.71%.
2.71% increase on the day for lumber.
So, man, I mean, you know, lumber prices are going to go up, man.
Lumber prices are going to go up.
So, good God.
All right.
Good God.
And thank you to Mark Montag.
According to this particular dispute with Canadia, it's an employment tariff, a tariff that imposes fines on companies that hire foreign workers.
So that's very interesting.
Thank you very much, Mark Montag.
Thank you very much, Forrest.
I'm telling you, that's a good play.
I mean, we're seeing major increases in lumber ever since we first let everybody know about that last week.
Very good play.
Hope everybody kind of entertained that, looked at that, made some money off of it.
Anyway, let's continue going.
We got rubber.
Rubber is up 0.30% increase on the day.
Ethanol is up, folks.
0.85% increase on the day.
Let's go ahead and get to livestock.
Now, it's pretty flat as far as live cattle is concerned.
Live cattle is unchanged today, even though if you look at that intraday chart, it's wavy all over the place.
Closing out unchanged today.
Cattle feeder is down 0.04%.
And let me tell you, folks, I've been calling this lean hog shortage ever since National Pork Month, haven't I?
Now it comes about in the mainstream that there may be a shortage of bacon.
Have you heard about this?
I'm not even joking.
What did I tell you?
What did I tell you, for Christ's sake, man?
There may be a shortage of bacon out here.
I'm not even joking around.
Anyway, with that being said, folks, I mean, that's why we've been seeing constant increases in lean hog futures, and we're going to continue to see it.
Today, lean hog is up 1.39%.
1.39%.
There's a bacon shortage.
It's not necessarily the fact that there's not enough pig.
It's the processing.
There's not enough processing available to be able to suffice demand.
You know, it's not the fact that there's not enough pigs.
You can raise pigs like they're going out of style.
The thing is, you've got to process them, man.
So, once again, there is a shortage in bacon.
And I like bacon, man.
I mean, I'm going to be honest with you.
I have bacon for breakfast from time to time.
You know, I like some, you know, I like pork.
All right.
The pig is a good animal.
As a matter of fact, for all you goddamn immigrants that want us to sit over here and accept the hijab and all this other crap, how about a ham sandwich?
Seriously, man, I'm not even joking.
I'm not even joking, for Christ's sake.
And people think I'm lying on Twitter.
Look at them.
You're lying, ghost.
There's no shorty dunk baker.
You're lying.
You idiot.
You're on the internet.
Look it up.
Look it up.
Jesus Christ, man.
Anyway, listen.
Before I move on, I do want to give a little bit of a report on Bitcoin price because, you know, it has become a legitimate hedge against a lot of different factors, currency, you know, up and down movement, you know, lots of uncertainty going on in a lot of economies, devaluing of currency in a lot of economies.
Lady Gaga Halftime Show Roast00:13:38
Anyway, regardless, people are using this as a potential play.
Anyway, folks, it is up today.
Remember, we saw it took a dive about, was it about two weeks ago?
Maybe, yeah, about two weeks ago.
Saw it down to about $798,800.
Well, today, folks, it is $1,025.25.
$1,025.25 per Bitcoin, folks.
And that, my friends, is the markets for your ass.
Woo!
Anyway, folks, with that being said, let's go ahead and get to the nitty-gritty of the broadcast, folks, all right?
Now, did anybody see the Super Bowl last night?
I decided that, you know, I was going to go ahead and watch it.
We had nothing to do.
As a matter of fact, I don't go to freaking Super Bowl parties or any of that other crap.
I mean, what are Super Bowl parties anyway?
It's an excuse to see people act extremely disgustingly slovenly, smell their flatulence, and have them act as if they're freaking Vince Lombardi during the goddamn game.
I don't want that.
I don't care.
All right.
I decided me and the wife were going to kick back.
We watched the damn Super Bowl.
As a matter of fact, Fox was airing it for free over the internet, which was actually a pretty decent stream until it went down for about 10 minutes there.
But either way, at least they're trying to get that internet content out.
Anyway, folks, the reason I decided to watch this, and I'm going to be completely honest with you, I wasn't really attracted to this particular Super Bowl.
I didn't really care about this particular Super Bowl.
But when all of a sudden you had people on the left, you had people on the left that are trying to play these race hustling politics, these race hustling games.
When they decided to use this Super Bowl game as a political symbol, all right?
When they decided that they were going to use this as a political symbol, that's when I decided, okay, I'm going to go ahead and watch this.
I'm going to go ahead and watch it for Christ's sake.
That's all there is to it.
So when I was watching it, of course, folks, it was an unbelievable destruction.
I mean, I didn't think that there was no way in hell, of course, Tom Brady and the Patriots, New England Patriots, were ever going to come back.
And I don't know if you saw during halftime, but all the leftists, man, Sean King, you know who that is, Talcum X, you know, the white kid that thinks he's black and works for the Young Turks now.
Anyway, Talcum X over here was tweeting out saying, Yeah, baby, this is payback, baby.
Yeah.
The Falcons is the black team, baby.
Falcons is the black team, baby.
Gonna beat that Tom Brady, honky, crack-ass, crack-ass.
I mean, you had, uh, what was that asshole, Charlamagne, that asshole that has that morning show, uh, that that black hip-hop morning show?
I mean, even he was saying, yeah, baby, this for this for Donald Trump, baby.
You know what I'm saying?
We're gonna beat Donald Trump when the Falcons beat the Patriots, baby.
And then, I mean, seriously, everybody was talking about it.
Anybody who was a social justice warrior, a liberal, a leftist, a Black Lives Matter supporter, they were all rooting for the Falcons as if the Falcons were representing the freaking minority group of the leftist of America.
So with that being said, I said, look, I'll go ahead.
I got to check this out.
I've got to scope this out.
So I scoped out the game.
Obviously, first half was a blowout in favor of the Falcons.
Stayed watching it because, well, there's nothing else to watch for Christ's sake.
It was a sh crappy, lazy Sunday.
And then I watched Lady Gaga for Christ's sake at the halftime show.
Are you kidding me?
And let me tell you something, man.
When I was tweeting about Lady Gaga during the halftime show, I've never taken more flack on Twitter.
I mean, and I've said some politically charged, politically risque, thought-provoking things.
And I have never, ever, ever, ever taken as much flack as I did on, except for criticizing Lady Gaga.
I mean, I'm not joking around.
I mean, you would have thought I would have, I don't know, I mean, said something about, I mean, I don't know.
I mean, the mother, what was it, the baby Jesus' mother with Guadalupe?
Mary, Mary.
And you would have thought I said something about Mary.
You know, like I farted on her freaking Sunday dress or something.
I'm not even joking around, man.
I've never taken so much flack in my life than from these stupid, imbecilic, absent-minded.
They're either idiot women or they're just flaming fruit bowls.
One or the other.
That's all there is to it.
That's all there is to it.
Now, the reason I say this is because first and foremost, okay?
I didn't realize that Lady Gaga was first and foremost going to be performing there, okay?
And then when I did, I was, man, I'm glad she didn't make any kind of political statement except for mocking the United States One Nation Under God intro because we all know that this stupid Skankosaurus is an open Satanist with all the symbolic garbage she keeps throwing in her stupid videos.
And if you don't know that by now, then you're an idiot.
All right?
But aside from that, folks, okay, I'll give her a little bit of a chance, right?
I mean, it's a halftime show.
Why don't you at least give me some kind of a show?
You know what I mean?
I mean, give me some kind of a show.
Come on, Gaga.
She comes out.
I mean, keep eating, fatty, keep eating.
I mean, did you see this porker?
I mean, Gaga, you stupid fat broad.
You knew you were going to do this halftime show way ahead of time, okay?
You could have put the fork down or put the spoon down of the Hawgen Doss or whatever the hell you're eating.
Because let me tell you something.
This woman could not even keep up with their own freaking concert.
Did you hear, like, at the end there?
She couldn't even sing anymore because she was so goddamn out of breath.
She was huffing and puffing for heaven's sake.
You know what I mean?
I'm not even joking around.
She was huffing and puffing.
Now, people are going to sit here.
They're already saying, oh, why are you fat shaman ghost?
You fat shaman.
Why are you fat shaming?
Let me tell you something.
I'm not fat shaming, okay?
But if you're going to sell something to me as entertainment, okay?
If you're going to come out in, you know, the equivalent of something that looks like, you know, some kind of a Liberace cross-dressing type of attire that's going to show off the majority of your skin, I mean, the least you could do is be able to look like something that everybody else isn't.
That's your obligation as a celebrity.
That's your obligation as a star.
I'm tired of freaking letting these celebrities off the hook that, oh, well, you know, they're human and, you know, they need to like, you know, objectify a more image that that girls can aspire to.
No, Let me tell you something.
You're a celebrity.
You're out there getting paid.
You're out there shaking your ass.
You're selling sexuality.
You better be in shape every time you're in the public eye.
There is no excuse for fat ass Lady Gaga to kind of just, you know, kind of, you know, barrel her ass up and down that stage, huffing and puffing for Christ's sake.
This broad was huffing and puffing.
I tweeted it last night.
I mean, she's breathing harder than Barney Frank at a goddamn bathhouse, for heaven's sake, man.
Bad romance.
I mean, are you kidding me?
I mean, you could have gotten into shape, Gaga, you fat, jelly-ass bastard.
I mean, what the hell's your problem?
I'm telling you, this Million Woman's March, and look, we're going to get to it here after I get to some Twitter shout-outs.
This Million Woman's March, I blame this.
Now they think that they've allowed women who are stars to believe that they can become fatties, you know, and just kind of roll their asses around.
And we're just supposed to find that sexy.
Look, your Tuberlard stomach exposed while you're jumping up and down.
There's nothing attractive about that, Lady Gaga.
Okay, bad enough that we have to look at your goddamn hatchet face.
All right?
And look, King Ed Undead from the short bus.
He's got a good freaking point.
Like Adele.
No kidding, Adele.
Enough of this fatty.
All right?
Enough of fatties.
Stop paying fatties attention.
I'm serious, man.
I mean, look, you want to know what Adele's first freaking hit album was?
It was her getting upset because she was the fat girl that got banged in the stairwell and didn't get the callback.
All right?
I mean, wasn't that what she said?
I mean, in her songs, like, you know, I saw you and you were banging someone else.
And I was behind a bush thinking what we had under the stairwell.
I'm not even joking around.
Stop paying attention to fatties, all right?
I'm not joking around.
Stop paying attention to these fatties, man.
Enough.
Jesus Christ, enough.
I'm sorry.
If you are going to be a celebrity, if you're going to sell yourself in the public eye and you want to be known as a star, I want to be a star.
I want to be a star.
Well, you better look like one, all right?
You better look like something I can't see out in the streets.
That's all I'm saying.
You want to be a star, especially you want to be a woman that sells yourself as a sexy sex pot, whatever.
You better be something that I don't see on the street on a consistent basis.
Do you understand that?
I'm not even joking around.
You better trim your ass up.
Hey, Lady Gaga, you got a hatchet face with bucker teeth, okay?
Your ass looks like pancakes.
The least you could do is flatten your stomach out and represent the six-pack and have enough cardio to do the damn freaking halftime show of the Super Bowl.
Good God.
I'm just saying, man, I'm just saying this broad was a fatty, and anybody who's going to defend Lady Gaga, well, you know what?
You're an idiot.
Why don't you just go ahead and give her your, why don't you just, right now, obligate 25% of your earnings to her at this point in time because you're literally worshiping her like a freaking goddamn religion.
Go ahead, sign off 25% of what you earned to that stupid Skankosaurus.
If you're going to sit here and say, no, Lady Gaga looked great.
Look at her.
She looked great.
She had a great performance.
Look, let me tell you something.
Remember when that one disgusting Skankosaurus that I hate, Katy Perry, did the halftime show?
Look, I hate Katy Perry.
I think she should be backhanded.
She should be arrested as far as I'm concerned.
But you know what?
When she was out there performing in the freaking halftime show, she wasn't upping and puffing, all right?
She did a decent show.
She was out there freaking, you know, dancing, doing the whole routine on a freaking lion, whatever, all that crap, dancing with sharks, whatever she was doing.
She was out there doing it, and it was a decent show, okay?
All right, she wasn't out here upping and puffing like some fat ass.
All right?
And you want to know why?
Because Katy Perry knew, like, hey, well, this is a Super Bowl.
You know, I mean, I want to do my best.
I mean, you know, we got like 90, 100 million people looking at me.
I mean, I don't want to look like some flabby, flapjacked-headed, disgusting, tubal-ard piece of garbage.
I'm serious, man.
Listen, and I don't even like Katy Perry.
Like I said, I think she should be backhanded.
She should be arrested for the kind of garbage she's done.
But, I mean, hey, I mean, she was acting like a star on that Super Bowl.
All right?
That's all there is to it.
All right?
I'm just saying.
Anyway, with that being said, look, I'm going to get to some Twitter shout-outs.
But once again, Lady Gaga, put the fork down, you fat broad.
Had no shame.
I thought she was going to keep that girdle on.
You know, remember she had that girdle coming down, and she couldn't even keep that fat gut in with that girdle.
Remember, they were flying her down like SpongeBob and crap?
You know, she had that fat girdle on for Christ.
I thought she was going to keep that the whole goddamn shit.
She should have.
She should have.
I'm not even joking.
Anyway, let's continue going here.
Twitter Shout-Outs and Insults00:05:14
Let's go ahead and get to some Twitter shout-outs.
And for all you folks that don't know, you could get a Twitter shout-out live right here on the broadcast.
All you got to do is retweet the first tweet on my Twitter account.
And the tweet to retweet is True Capitalist Radio Live.
That's right, folks.
True Capitalist Radio Live is the tweet to retweet.
If you retweet that tweet, I'll give you a Twitter shout-out live right here on the broadcast right here and now.
Hey, Engineer, do we have any Twitter shout-outs to be had?
Big day!
All right, well, let's go ahead and let's get to the freaking Twitter shout-outs.
Right now!
Anyway, we got Zach Goodman in the house.
We got Sahan Hajazad.
Sorry, I keep mispronouncing your name.
Hope you understand.
We got Capitalist Exalibur.
We got the Canuck Capitalist, A.L. the game freak, the Smiler in the place.
Anyway, what's going on here?
We got BK King recording.
Now, shut up.
Stop causing drama.
Shut up.
We've got Forrest Unicorn in the house.
The Short Bus Breakfast Club.
Oh, no.
No.
You aren't wearing that short bus crap like a badge of honor.
No one.
And I repeat, no one should be proud to be on the short bus.
No one.
That is not a badge of honor, okay?
I mean, give me the mic.
Hey, hey, hey, assholes.
You're on the short bus because you're a tard.
You get that?
You're on the short bus because you're a tard.
And oh, yeah, let's go ahead and add Godzilla to the short bus while we're at it.
Yeah, unfortunately, he tarred out this weekend.
Unfortunately, he tarred out.
And unfortunately, we're not going to be hearing no guitar wrists from Godzilla anymore because for whatever reason, he just a tard.
I don't know.
So get to the short bus, my friend.
All right?
There's another one.
And of course, under the age of 20.
Under the age of 20.
Oh, my God.
You know, I don't want to talk about that because that was disappointing, okay?
That was disappointing.
Anyway, who else do we have going on over here?
Once again, these people are wearing the freaking short bus as a freaking badge of honor out here.
Oh, my God.
Who else do we have here?
We got Prepper Capital.
What's going on?
We got Ghost Equals Zionist shill.
Oh, okay.
Now I'm a Jew now, right?
Now I'm a freaking Jew.
You know what?
Here, shove a matzah ball up your ass, okay?
I'm not a freaking Jew.
I am not a Jew.
I use Yamakas for coffee filters, for heaven's sake.
Anyway, who else do we have?
We got Sergeant Yoda in the place.
What's going on to Sergeant Yoda?
OG Toru, what's going on, man?
Anyway, who else do we have going on over here?
All right, retweet the first tweet on my Twitter account.
We got Fidget My Midget.
We got Keck Ogre Uger, whatever that stupid, dumb idiot's name on Young Turks is.
What the hell is his name?
Isn't his name like a derogatory statement to like Orientals or something?
Chink?
I thought chink was like a bad word for like, you know, Orientals or something like that.
This guy, this is his first name.
this kebabs first name for christ's sake a freaking a derogatory name for she You know what?
Give me my drink.
Give me my...
His name is Chink, man.
I'm not even joking around.
Isn't that a derogatory term for Orientals?
Anyway.
Let me continue going.
We got Dancing Elvis Wong.
Wait a minute.
What the hell is going on with this Oriental kick?
Is that an Asian dancing Elvis?
Jesus Christ.
All right.
All right.
That's enough of this crap.
All right.
Good God, man.
Ching Unger, right?
That's his name?
Chink Ogre or something?
His name is Chink.
I'm not just saying that.
That's his name.
I'm not just saying that, man.
Anyway, we got Xbox's real work, for Christ's sake.
Butter killed the radio star.
Look, shut up.
It's not the freaking butter, alright?
Haven't you heard?
All right?
Hey, butter's good for you there, boy.
I hear a lot of damn reports coming out about that.
I think you need to do some reading about it.
Chink Ogre Name Controversy00:03:52
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We got Falcon punched.
Shut up with these dumb stupid terms, please.
We got Clyde in the house.
We've got Chokelana.
Oh, man, no kidding, Chokelanda.
You're talking about the worst freaking loss in NFL history.
Atlanta, right there, for Christ's sake, man.
I'm telling you, Atlanta.
Anyway, we got LegoFan421.
We've got the Cyber Police in the house.
Going on the Cyber Police.
We got, I'm not saying that disgusting name, for Christ's sake.
True Short Bus Radio.
Oh, that's dollar.
Okay.
Oh, that'd be great.
True Short Bus Radio.
I'd just be gotta be excellent.
Are you kidding me?
Oh, my God.
Hey, how you doing?
This is King of the Undead here.
We're at Chute Short Bus Radio.
We got 727 next to me.
How you doing, 727?
Hey, hi, guys.
This is Short Bus Radio, man.
I'm over here with Grandpa AIDS, and I'm feeding him some oatmeal right now.
Here, Grandpa, have some more.
Oh, man, just have some more.
Well, we'll let 727 deal with that.
And we've also got Mass Pony in the house.
Hey, how you doing, Mass Pony?
How you doing?
I'm just sitting here writing nice stories about incontinence.
That's all I'm doing.
Well, that's great.
Okay.
Well, just keep going there.
Write your diaper stories.
Who else we got here?
We got, oh, hey, Teutonic Playing.
How you doing, Teutonic?
It is I, the Teutonic Plague.
Why do you always have to say that?
I don't get it.
And latest of the bunch, guys, Godzilla.
How you doing, Godzilla?
Hi.
It's okay to talk, dude.
All right?
I play guitar.
All right, that's enough.
All right.
This is True Short Bus Radio, okay?
And that's what we're doing here, guys, okay?
We're short busing.
All right.
It's short bus for life, dude.
Okay?
Short bus for life.
All right, that's enough.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Look, I had to do it.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Anyway, we've got Krillin in the house.
I'm sorry.
I had to do it.
I'm sorry.
Anyway, we're now in the second hour of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
And of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
And once again, folks, I want to thank you very much for tuning in with me.
Once again, folks, if you have not done so, please bookmark or add to your favorites the official website of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
And it is blogtalkradio.com/slash ghost.
That's blogtalkradio.com/slash ghost.
Valentine's Day Card Promotion00:14:42
And before I forget, folks, we are going to pull down the True Capitalist Radio Valentine's cards off of Ghost.market here in the next couple of days.
We've already sent out the ones that have already been pre-purchased.
So once again, they'll be sent out.
They'll be there before Valentine's Day.
So without any further ado, type in your browser right now, ghost.market, and get yourself a You're My Melting Pot of Friendship Valentine's Day card.
Let's capitalize together Valentine's Day card.
And of course, one with the engineer.
You're the talent.
Are you kidding me, engineer?
You're the talent.
Well, you're lucky it's Valentine's Day.
Anyway, listen, it's five bucks.
Very easy.
Free shipping.
I mean, you can't beat it.
And of course, if you appreciate the show, I mean, you know, this is just a small token, all right?
And get yourself, get your pet, get your girl, get your boyfriend, whoever, a Valentine's Day card that has a little capitalist spirit in the mind, individually numbered as well.
Anyway, with that being said, let me go ahead and take some more Twitter shout-outs right now.
We got Thomas Tank Engine.
No, none of this.
Just shut up, all right?
We got sneaky short bus.
Oh, oh, oh, that's wrong, man.
That's wrong.
Anyway, we got Ghost Will Not Divide Us.
What the hell does that mean?
Ghost will not divide us.
What the hell am I dividing, for Christ's sake?
You're the ones that are listening.
You're the ones that are listening.
How in the hell am I dividing, Jack?
Stupid, man.
Anyway, we got Xara Hawks in the house.
We've got Trudeau Tinder dispute.
What the hell does that mean?
Trudeau Tinder Dispute.
We've got Terra Strong equals SJW.
Yeah, no kidding, man.
How in the hell can you, Brony, still be watching My Little Pony after it's just a blatant, disgusting, filthy leftist propaganda gag reel?
And not to mention the Skankosaurus that does the voices for one of these stupid horses, for Christ's sake, is a social justice warrior, for heaven's sake, man.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, let's continue going, all right?
Let's see.
Who else do we have here?
Retweet the first tweet on my Twitter account, for Christ's sake.
Sneaky short bus, for Christ's sake.
I ghost.
Yeah, it's your.
You forgot me, ghost.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Just shut up.
Well, you forgot me, ghost.
Just shut up.
Anyway, who else do we have here?
We've got Ghost runs out of breath.
I don't run out of breath, boy.
You want to know when I run out of breath is when I'm filled with piss and fury and I'm talking garbage about leftism and liberalism and feminism and Obama.
So don't be sitting there talking garbage about me, boy.
I go three hours freaking straight, baby.
Cowboy still lost LOL.
Shut your ass up, all right?
The Brony Network in the house.
Short bust a nut.
Short bust a nut.
That's just fresh.
Shut up, all right?
The African booty screen.
Is that your real freaking Twitter, you dumbass crack the African booty?
Is that your real goddamn Twitter, you dumb son of a bitch?
That better not be, boy.
That better not be.
I freaking hate that guy.
Anyway, we got Remon Teen in the house.
We got Captain Jack is back.
We got death to entitlements.
Yeah, no kidding.
All right, that's about enough of these damn entitlements for Christ's sake, man.
It's time to get back to work.
This is a new day and age, baby.
This is Trump America, all right?
We ain't got no time for...
No, you're not understanding, baby, my...
My kids, baby.
I'm getting eaten titlements and all this food caught it because it's for my kids, baby.
You're not necessarily understanding, baby.
My kids, baby.
I'm doing this for my kids.
Jesus Christ.
Who else do we have here for heaven's sake?
I'm only going to take a couple more of these and we're moving on.
All right.
We got Ghost Did Armenia.
What the hell is a shut up, all right?
Just shut your stupid mouth.
Hover around short bus.
All right.
You know what?
This short bus thing is getting out of hand here, right?
This short bus thing is getting goddamn out of hand out here.
I want it to stop and stop it now.
You understand me?
I want it to stop and stop it now.
You should not be, you should not be wearing the short bus as a goddamn badge of honor.
Do you understand that?
That means you're a tard.
All right?
Do you understand that?
That means you're a damn tard.
You shouldn't be proud of it, boy.
Good God.
I mean, what are y'all going to do?
You're going to make a theme song for it now?
Short bus.
We're the short bus.
We're a group of tards.
Yeah.
And we're sitting by now fanning our nuts, sax trolling ghost.
Look, I'm only going to take a couple more of these.
I've had about enough.
All right?
Anyway, we got Dr. Bristol.
Ghost paid by the Patriots.
What the hell do you mean I'm paid by the Patriots?
Where's my check then?
Where's my check?
Jesus Christ, man.
We got Gabe Voorhees.
We got Berkeley, Kent State.
Well, maybe there should have been.
How about Supa in the place?
We got Ghost Magic Underwear.
I'm not a Mormon.
What a Ghost Magic Underwear.
Shut up, your ass.
I'm only going to take a couple more of these.
We got Distilling Capitalists in the house.
What's going on?
Kill all cartels.
There's Bloodfart.
What's going on in Bloodfart?
BJs for Lucky Charms.
You know what?
That's it.
That just, I mean, that's such a short bus thing to say.
You know what?
That's such a short bus thing to say.
All right.
I've had enough of it.
I'm not doing it.
I'm not sitting here doing this.
All right.
I'm not going to do any more Twitter shout-outs.
I can see where this is going.
You people want to turn this into a carpet munching Monday.
And once again, I'm not going to let you do it.
I'm not.
I'm not going to let you do it.
Do you understand that?
I am not going to let you do it.
Freaking tards enjoying being a part of the goddamn short bus for Christ's sake.
I don't get it.
I just don't get it.
Anyway, folks, look, let's get back to the crux of the subject matter here.
We've got to get serious.
Some of these idiots want to sit here and just want to keep trolling.
They want to make songs about the short bus.
They're proud to be a part of the short bus.
We ain't got time for that right now, all right?
I want to talk a little bit more about the Super Bowl, okay?
And it's not because I want to talk about it sports-wise.
I want to talk about the racial divide that the left has done with this Super Bowl, for Christ's sake.
I mean, have you seen the Tritter Twent, Twitter, Twitter?
I'm sounding like Mass Pony, for heaven's sake.
Have you seen the Twitter trend, not my Super Bowl champs?
Have you seen this crap?
Have you seen it?
I mean, pure leftist butthurt, man.
I'm talking pure liberal tears here.
And it's because these morons have politicized the Super Bowl.
I mean, folks, I don't understand what the hell is going on with the left at this point in time, but they have gone completely insane.
This is liberal lunacy, for heaven's sake.
Can't even watch a football game anymore.
Can't even watch a football game anymore without having these morons sit here and politicizing.
Now, the Atlanta Falcons was a manifestation of left and Black Lives Matter and liberals and social justice warriors and all that.
And you see, this should show each and every one of you leftists something.
You see, this is why you leftists are in the position that you're in.
That's why you're liberals.
You count your eggs before they hatch.
You spend next week's cash before you even have it.
Do you understand what happened there?
You put so much energy and faith into something, just like the Hillary Clinton election, you moron, that you had it in the bag, the game was over, you're just going to coast in, and everything's going to be gravy.
No, that's not what happened.
You gave bad karma on yourselves because your dumbass cockiness is just, it's just unbearable.
It's so unbearable that not even fate will sit here and pallet it.
Not even fate.
I mean, do you understand, you dumbasses that were rooting halftime saying, yeah, baby, ain't there?
Atlanta Fact is kicking the ass out of Whitey, baby.
Yeah.
Atlanta Fact is kicking the ass out of Whitey, out of Tombre, out of Trump team, baby, ain't there?
Yeah.
Okay.
And what happened during that halftime?
The biggest comeback in NFL history, okay?
I mean, what are the odds, liberals?
I mean, think about that in your stupid head.
Think about that and think about what you may have potentially manifested by being cocky and being arrogant and having fate work against you.
It's much like your pathetically anal lives and why you are the idiot pieces of four-flushing piles of protoplasm that you are today.
That's why you're out there protesting because your life sucks because of you and your cockiness and your stupid decisions.
It's not anybody else's.
And this game, this Patriots win, is a manifestation that should stick in your head, much like the goddamn Hillary Clinton campaign, much like the Bernie Sanders campaign.
You idiots are cocky before you even won the game.
And that is your biggest detriment.
And that's why you'll never be anywhere.
That's why you'll never get anywhere.
You'll never be anything.
You'll never do anything.
You'll never do anything.
Because you morons, all right?
All right?
And look at this.
This is what I'm talking about.
Thank you very much, Commando Nando.
I'm going to retweet what Sean King, Talcum X, this white man in blackface, literally, this is what he tweeted at halftime.
Look at this.
No to America.
This is what happens when Trump picks your team to win.
21-3 halftime.
You see this?
This is the cocky, arrogant attitude of the left that I'm talking about.
This is the kind of time.
This is what I'm talking about here.
So with all due respect for all you folks that are on the left out there, maybe the reason you're always on the losing team is because you think you're winning the game before you've actually won it, you moron.
Haven't you ever just stopped to analyze your pathetic leftist, stupid, useless life?
I mean, it's just, it's consistent with what I'm saying to you here.
It's consistent to what I'm saying.
You morons, you count your eggs before they hatch.
You spend next week's cash before you even have it.
That's why you're losers, leftist.
That's why you're losers, and that's why you'll always be losers unless you get out of your goddamn fog, get your head out of the clouds, and start cognitively understanding reality and understanding what life is and not what it should be or what you want it to be or what you think it is.
You need to interpret life for what it is in reality.
Because if you don't, you're going to end up like these stupid leftists out here.
I'm telling you.
You're going to end up like these stupid, dumb, imbecilic leftists.
And that's all there is to it, okay?
And let me tell you, I loved all the liberal tears afterwards.
I mean, man, I saw tweets like, man, white people win everything, man.
White people win everything.
That ain't fair, man.
I'm not even joking.
Those were tweets.
I'm not even kidding.
Even though both teams have a good proportion of black players on both sides, not to mention that both quarterbacks were white.
So I have no idea where this became a racial division or a racial component.
I have no idea.
But you see, you see what you liberals do to yourselves?
You do this to yourselves, man.
You do this to yourselves and you make asses out of your own cells because you goddamn count your eggs before they're hatched.
And look, keep crying, all right?
Because your tears are delicious, all right?
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Keep crying because your tears are delicious.
Keep crying.
I like it.
You're damn right, son of a bitch.
Anyway, look, that's all I'm going to talk about as it pertains to the Super Bowl.
But once again, for all you people on the hashtag NotMy Super Bowl champs, you're crying over spilt milk, man.
It's the elections all over again.
How does it feel?
And you want to know why fate dealt you this hand, just like they dealt you the hand with Hillary Clinton, just like they dealt you the hand with Bernie Sanders?
Because you stupid morons think that you've won before you've even actually played the game.
And I'm telling you, that's why.
That's why you never end up anywhere and you never will.
And you know what?
You know where you'll end up there, leftists?
You want to know where you're really going to end up?
You're going to be on your knees, shining capitalist shoes.
That's what you're going to be, liberals and leftists, and you disgusting Democrats.
You're going to be on your knees, shiny capitalist shoes.
So get down on your knees and spit shine that shoe, boy.
Spit shine that goddamn shoe.
Anyway, listen, I'm going to get off of the freaking Super Bowl.
I'm just saying, I love the liberal tears.
Keep crying, you stupid dumbasses, all right?
Keep crying.
Anyway, let me move on to another subject matter.
Now, I want to talk about the Senate right now.
Senate Democrats plan on speaking for the next 24 hours in a last push against Betsy Davos.
Now, for you folks that are unaware, Betsy Davos is trying to be appointed by Donald Trump to the Department of Education, but for whatever reason, the Democrats insist, insist on whatever reason, on blocking this particular nomination.
And it's because, let's be honest, Davos, she wants to dismantle public education.
And you know what?
She should at this point in time.
I mean, why the hell should we still have public education at this point?
Look at the product of public education.
I mean, look at what we have produced at this point in time, for heaven's sake.
I mean, of course she wants to dismantle the goddamn system.
And you see, you want to know why you've got two women senators on the Republican side wanting to vote against Davos?
Woman haterism.
Bottom line.
Why are the Democrats voting against Davos?
Because they have the teachers' unions in their pockets.
All right?
It's all politrix.
That's all it is.
It's all politics.
It has nothing to do with anything else.
And it makes me sick that these goddamn sons of bitches out here are playing politrix with our education.
Look, look at the products of public education right now.
Hell, look at the short bus of the inner circle right now.
And that should give you a little bit of a testament to what the hell the public education does as products in today's America, to say the goddamn least.
And I'm not even joking around.
I mean, I'm serious as a heart attack when I say that.
I mean, look at the products.
I mean, seriously, folks, what are we debating here?
What exactly are we debating for 24 hours?
Why are the Democrats using the Senate floor as a means to just virtue signal and pander to their base, which is nothing more than the teachers' unions?
I mean, seriously, that's all this comes down to.
It comes down to the pandering to the teachers' unions and everybody else.
It makes me sick to my stomach that we are sitting here having to deal with this garbage.
And I don't understand it.
I mean, I don't understand it, folks.
All right?
And you know who's leading the goddamn charge on this particular issue against Davos?
Elizabeth Warren, Chief Slapahoe Pocahontas herself.
Okay?
Hey, Templeton, pipe down.
Anyway, sorry, folks.
I didn't mean to go.
I got Templeton over here.
He's a little excited.
Once I said Pocahontas, Chief Slapahoe, I think that kind of got him a little upset.
Hey, calm down, Templeton.
Chief Slapahoe, Elizabeth Warren, is leading the charge against Davos at this point in time.
I mean, she's the reason why the Democrats are convening in the Senate right now and talking for 24 hours.
They think that they can galvanize their base into calling their congressmen or calling their senator, I should say, in this case, to prevent them from voting for Davos.
Let me tell you something right now.
Elizabeth Warren, how dare you, first and foremost, sit over here and make such a suggestion when you've gotten the majority of your money through education, all right?
You've gotten the majority of your money just sitting back being a collegiate bureaucrat.
And lest we forget her husband conveniently worked in the positions that she was able to attain.
Lest we forget that she said that she was an Indian to be able to get herself on the freaking some ridiculous, imbecilic tenured position at Harvard.
And this brought has the audacity to be sitting here and talking garbage about anybody who actually wants to do something in favor of progressing education that is against the status quo at this point in time, and the status quo is nothing more than pandering to a bunch of goddamn overpriced babysitters that are unionized in the teachers' union.
This has got to stop.
And as far as I'm concerned, folks, what's going to happen here is this, okay?
As I count the votes at this point in time, even with the two Skankosauruses, and let me tell you, those two Skankosauruses on the Republican side that are voting for Davos, that just goes to show you that you women aren't loyal to anybody.
You understand?
You women are the most disgusting, vile creatures to each other, let alone to men, all right?
I mean, there is no reason why these two dumb, ridiculous Skankosaurus slut bags that are in the Senate today voting against Davos that are on the Republican side, there is no reason for that other than pure woman haterism.
I mean, those are two ugly, disgusting Skankosauruses, in my personal opinion.
They're looking at Davos.
Davos is worth over $2 billion plus.
She's not even going to take a salary for this position.
She's doing this out of her own good freaking free will, all right, trying to progress America, doing it for her country, for heaven's sake.
And these two dumb, stupid, bureaucratic Skankosauruses are looking at Davos saying, ah, I'm not going to let her progress.
I can stop her progress here.
As a matter of fact, I can stop this, and I'm going to.
There should be no reason why these Republican Skankosauruses are doing it, but they're doing it.
And once again, that just goes to show you, you know, when it comes down to it, these women aren't very loyal to one another.
You know what I mean?
They're not very loyal to one another whatsoever.
Now, with that being said, folks, I've counted the votes.
The votes in the Senate at this point in time for Davos' confirmation is 50-50.
Even with the two Skankosauruses and the Republican side voting against her.
Now, the deciding vote is going to come down to the president of the Senate right now, and that is Mike Pence, the vice president.
He's going to have to convene in the Senate, and he's going to have to make the deciding vote, which, of course, is going to send these dumbass idiot Democrats on an uprising.
And let me tell you something, it's going to make it even more difficult to get more and more nominees passed because of this particular slap in the face of the Democrats.
Why these Democrats are being so obstinate and staunch against Davos, I have no idea.
But let me tell you, if you're going to stand by this modern-day public education system and you're going to say that, oh, this public education system is worth saving or adding more money to, I challenge you to look at the short bus.
That's all I got to say.
Just look at the short bus.
Each and every one of those assholes are under the age of 20.
They are a product of education.
All right?
And that's what we're getting.
These are the kinds of pieces of shit that we're getting out of public education.
Excuse my French, but it pisses me off.
These are the kinds of cubs of crap that are being produced in mass quantity in public education.
And you want me to continue to perpetuate the status quo in public education?
You've got another thing coming.
So once again, I hope Davos does get this vote.
I hope that it stays a 50-50 vote at this point in time.
And I hope this freaking 24-hour talk about Davos in the Senate amounts to nothing.
It amounts to absolutely nothing.
This is a disgrace.
And I can't believe this is happening, especially to a woman.
I thought we had a million women's march.
What happened?
I thought all women deserved an opportunity.
I mean, you mean to tell me, and look, there's a lot of women on that particular Senate floor there.
A lot of women on that Senate floor.
And they're not voting for Davos.
How come they're not voting for Davos?
I thought it was women's power over there, boy.
What happened to women power, there, boy?
I'm serious.
Women, look, and I'm going to talk about the Woman's March here in just a second.
But let me tell you something.
You women have made yourself look ridiculous in this year alone.
2017 will be the year that the American woman made themselves look like the stupid morons.
With all due respect, I know there's some of you that are not, but a group is defined by its majority.
And right now, the majority of Skankosauruses are freaking ridiculously scatter-brained.
They don't know what they want, even when they have everything handed to them on a silver platter in Western civilization.
You've got women out here that are still unhappy.
They got all the opportunity in the world.
They can become fat Skankosauruses.
They can be fat sluts like Amy Schumer.
You know, they can go out.
They can become corporate moguls.
They can shit out kids like they're going out of style.
They can do whatever they want, yet they're still unhappy.
And you know who they're protesting with?
They're protesting with women in hijabs.
All right, the hijab is a symbol of woman oppression.
Do you understand the type of lunacy that has infected the woman's psyche in today's Western civilization?
It's pathetic.
And this Davos vote is an underscoring of it.
Every woman that isn't voting for Davos right now in the Senate is a complete hater.
A complete hater.
I mean, I thought this was about woman power.
I thought that having more women and having a diverse administration was good.
All of a sudden, this woman's not good.
I'm serious.
All of a sudden, this woman's not good, for heaven's sake.
Contradictions, baby.
Contradictions, for heaven's sake.
In fact, give me my drink, for heaven's sake.
I'm not even joking.
What a shame.
You Democrats that are wasting your time, your breath, trying to sit here and push a vote against Davos.
You people are morons.
You know, you could be working on legislation right now.
You know, you could be working on trying to make some kind of bipartisan bill that can at least make your dumbass side over there on the left look like you're doing something for your constituency instead of acting like a bunch of self-centered blowhards.
I'm serious.
The Democrats are a joke.
Anybody who's a Democrat at this point in time is just The equivalent of a is the equivalent of like a like a mob of the mobster at this point in time.
I mean, that's a criminal organization.
I'm not even joking around.
I mean, I think that it's justified to utilize the RICO statute into investigating all of the Democratic Party in being complicit in fraud, racketeering.
I mean, I could go on and on.
Democrats Are Criminal Organizations00:08:42
The WikiLeaks documents prove this.
So, anyone who's still going to vote Democrat, anyone who still calls themselves a Democrat at this point in time, I mean, you are backing up a criminal organization.
You're backing up a criminal organization.
So, anyway, with that being said, let me move on to the next piece of business here.
Davos will be nominated, and the key vote will be Mike Pence.
And it's going to piss off the Democrats, and they're going to continue to do everything possible not to get anything done.
That's why these people got to be threatened by their constituency that they'll be unelected, all right, if they don't start listening to the people's will.
That's why calling these people really is effective.
Tweeting at these people really is effective.
Facebooking, doing whatever messagery possible, physically right these people, and just tell them you're discontent with them and tell them that you will do everything possible to unelect these dumbasses.
And at some point, they'll change their tune.
If not, they'll be out of there.
They'll be out anyway.
With that being said, let me move on here.
Did you all hear Trump's press conference at CENTCOM this today?
He basically called out the mainstream media as fake news once again.
And one thing he emphasized in this, I think it was more like a speech rather than a press conference.
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He emphasized that the mainstream media is not necessarily highlighting the terrorist acts that are being conducted by Islamic terrorism, whether it's here or abroad.
They make it but a footnote while hyper-sensationalizing the race hustling and the division on a domestic front here in this country.
They are no more different than a goddamn propaganda wing for Stalin or Mao Seitong at this point in time.
And I'm glad the president came out today and basically put the ball in the court of the lamestream mainstream media and calling them out for the fake news pieces of trash that they are.
All they are is slanderous liars at this point in time.
Slanderous, disgusting, filthy liars.
There is no news.
This is all hypersensationalism.
These people are trying to subliminally carve the narrative in the people's heads.
That's why I say, folks, I mean, whether you believe the mainstream media has power or not, they still captivate a good enough audience of Joe Sixpack, Mr. and Mrs. Joe Sixpack.
And these people, they're not as political as we are.
They don't understand the facts.
All right?
They're too busy getting, you know, they're going to work.
They're coming home.
They're raising their families.
They've got a whole bunch of things basically comprising their time.
And the only thing that they do to stay abreast of current events is watch their local news channel and maybe flip on one of these damn supposed 24-hour news channels itself.
I mean, this is it, folks.
These people aren't in tune.
So their narrative and their perspective is being carved, is being molded by these talking heads on the lamestream mainstream media.
Not everybody on the internet, folks, because I know everybody that's listening to me, you've got to be at least somewhat internet savvy to have found this broadcast, all right?
I mean, this broadcast is purely organic.
It's not advertised anywhere.
It's not being promoted anywhere.
Everybody who listens to this broadcast is purely organic.
They found it themselves.
You see, not too many people do that.
All right?
The only reason you're doing it is because you're exploring the internet.
You're utilizing technology to your advantage here.
Most people just want to sit on the damn couch, watch the television, and zonk out.
I mean, I've heard the excuses time and time again.
I ask these people, why do you watch this garbage for the brain?
Why do you watch this crap?
Oh, well, I work so hard, and I just want to tune the world out, and I just want to watch this, and that's all I want to do.
I work hard, and I just want to tune everything out, and this is all I want to do.
You see with an eye, I, I, me, me, me, my, my.
There is a world outside your feeble problems, you moron.
And because you're sitting there in the dark, you're allowing these dumbass, devious, disgusting agents of globalism to basically fleece our tax system and to infringe upon our rights.
And that's why I've always said if a government is ran for the people and by the people, the people must, must be politically active.
Because if they fall asleep at the wheel, you're looking at the consequence of those actions.
$20 trillion in debt, $14 trillion of those dollars spent on wars we didn't even win.
So, what gives?
These are the same politicians that's been around for 20, 30, 40 years.
And they're sitting here paying you the same lip service and you, insane liberal lunatics, and even those on the right, okay?
And we're going to talk about idiots on the right here in a second.
You keep believing these morons.
You keep electing them.
It's insanity.
You can't keep voting in these disgusting bureaucrats that keep taking a dump on you and expecting them to be like, you know what, go take a shower.
It's okay.
Go clean up.
They're not going to do it.
So that's why I'm saying, folks, I'm done with this garbage.
We have to call out the lamestream mainstream media.
That's why I continue to do this broadcast.
I'm going to be honest with you, folks.
The whole reason why I do this broadcast is because I know that individuals listen to this show for some news, for some thought-provoking talking points to the ideas and all kinds of things that are conveyed on this broadcast.
And that's why I do it, because lamestream, mainstream media ain't going to tell you this stuff.
They're just going to sit there and they're going to tell you, well, you know, Trump's racist.
You know what?
Trump's sexist.
Oh, yeah, you know, a cop killed a black man.
Yeah, well, it wasn't justified.
Yeah, but he wasn't going to his car.
He wasn't properly responsible.
Yeah, well, he's black, okay?
I mean, this is all there is to it.
So that's why I continue to do this broadcast as often as I can.
And sometimes I've got to take a break, folks.
Me three hours a day, five days a week, baby.
No one's doing that.
I guarantee you, no one is doing what I'm doing.
All right, three hours straight, baby.
I'm talking full throttle, high energy, none of this freaking dead air for half the goddamn hour.
I hate those goddamn talk show hosts.
You're sitting there, you're listening to them, and they dead air for like five or ten seconds, and then I mean, I hate, I hate those talk show hosts.
All right, that just goes to show you that they don't mean anything.
All right, I say what I mean, I mean what I say.
That's why people listen to this broadcast.
Anyway, once again, Trump calling out fake news, and he's calling out the media for putting more emphasis on hypersensationalizing the public into hysteria as opposed to actually informing them about the Islamic terror that's happening all across the world on a consistent basis.
And I agree with him.
I agree.
Fatties Strike Black Guys Call00:12:38
Anyway, let me move on to the next subject matter, folks.
Let's talk a little bit about the woman's march on Washington.
Y'all remember that freaking cowherd?
Y'all remember that?
I'm serious.
That's all I heard.
I mean, I heard these B-roll footages of the freaking Millions Woman's March on Washington.
All I heard was all I heard.
Well, folks, if you thought the Million Woman's March was going to be the end of women's lunacy in 2017, you've got another thing coming.
Now, have you heard what these dumb fatties and uglies are now starting to organize now?
They're organizing this movement called A Day Without a Woman, in which they are instructing all women across the West to go on strike.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Go on strike.
What the hell are you doing now?
Go on strike to who?
To what?
I mean, what are you?
No one's banging you.
If someone was banging you, you wouldn't be in Washington.
If you were getting the high-hard one, or if you had a guy that cared about you, or hell, even a woman that cared about you, a tranny, a eunuch, a pansexual, a trisexual, if you had something caring about you, a freaking dog or something, and Washington I'm serious you
You would not be there.
All right?
So I guess what I'm gathering from this woman on strike movement, A Day Without a Woman, apparently the women are probably, I don't understand how this, I don't understand how this is any different when what these fatties and uglies are doing anyway today.
They're just going to sit on their fat ass and veg out and be fat, disgusting pieces of slobbingly trash, which pretty much comprised most of the woman demographic that was marching out there in Washington, for heaven's sake.
So I don't understand what this is supposed to do.
Can somebody explain this to me?
A day without a woman?
I mean, look, my wife isn't going to partake in that garbage.
You want to know why?
Because she's not stupid.
And you want to know why she's not stupid?
It's not because I, hey, if she wants to go out there, go ahead, by all means.
But she's not going to do it.
You want to know why?
Because let me tell you something.
My wife prefers having the minimal responsibilities that she has as opposed to having the responsibilities that I have.
And it's not to say that she doesn't have responsibilities of her own.
She helps this team of ours.
But she's not out here thinking that she could do this and do that.
I'm a woman.
Hear me roar.
I mean, she's going to realize, or she does realize, I should say, that, I mean, the only way this works is if we're a team here.
I mean, you know, there's no, oh, I'm better, you're better, you do this.
We both have to do something that the other doesn't do so that we could be successful in life.
You see, that's what you fatties and uglies out there at the freaking women's marks don't understand, all right?
I mean, you have to actually compromise in a relationship.
And that means also, fatties, that you're not going to be lusted after, okay, if you are a tubalard piece of crap.
All right?
No one's going to lust after some fatty unless, you know, they're a black guy at, you know, 30 minutes before last call.
All right.
I mean, come on, let's be honest.
I'm just saying the truth.
And you black guys, y'all better cut it out as well, man.
Let me tell you, you're giving these fatties way too much hope.
All right?
I mean, that's why they're marching because of you black guys.
I'm sorry.
I'm going to say it.
I'm saying it now.
These fatties and uglies in Washington are marching because of you, brothers.
You know, because you're shameless.
I'm sorry.
I have to say it.
I'm not joking around.
I've seen you, brothers, out there.
You're riding in the goddamn passenger seat with these fatties.
I mean, they're out there taking you to the stove, buying you grills, and doing all this other crap for Christ's sake.
And you know what?
You're giving these fatties hope because you're out here kicking that jibe shucking and shucking and jibing crap.
You know what I'm saying?
You're like, yeah, baby.
You don't say, you're my girl.
You don't say.
Come on over here, baby.
And here you got this fatty.
For years, nobody wanted to talk to it, you know, without having an obligation for oral compilation before even saying two words.
All right.
And then you got this black guy.
Yeah, baby.
You don't say, yeah, you know, I take care of you, baby.
You don't say, yeah.
You don't say.
So what are we going to eat, baby?
I'm not joking around.
Hey, hey, a cliche.
Why is a cliche a cliche?
Why is a cliche a cliche?
I'm not joking around, man.
I mean, hey, if you're a fat woman, how many times has somebody asked you if you had a boyfriend?
First of all, if they believe you have a boyfriend, most women, when fatties say they have a boyfriend, they're like, of course you've got a boyfriend.
And then, you know, and then when, you know, it's legit, you got a boyfriend.
How many times do they ask you if they're black?
How many times?
I'm not joking.
I'm asking a serious question.
And you fatties know it, man.
You fatties know what I'm talking about.
You fatties know what I'm talking about.
I mean, how many times, I'm not joking, fatties.
How many times when somebody asks if you got a man and you're like, yeah, I do, how many times do they ask you, is he black?
Do you think that's an accident, man?
Huh?
Do you think that's an a it's not an accident?
It's notorious, notorious black dudes banging fat bitches.
It's notorious, and everybody knows it.
Everybody, guys, chicks, everybody knows it.
So anyway, look, I didn't mean to get off on that tirade there.
I'm just saying, listen, you black guys need to chill out on these fatties and uglies.
That's all I'm saying, all right?
Look, I know you brothers, for whatever reason, y'all have got to like, you know, be I don't know, y'all are very promiscuous and y'all, I don't get it.
All right, I really don't even get it, all right?
But man, lay off the fatties and uglies.
You're giving these fucking, excuse my French, you're giving these freaking fatties and uglies too much hope.
You're giving them too much hope.
You're giving them too much hope.
I'm serious.
And that's why they think they can get away with this kind of garbage.
That's why fatties think that they can be desirable because black guys bang them.
I'm not joking around.
I wish I was joking.
I wish I was saying something that was like, you know, racially charged or something.
I'm not joking.
I'm not kidding.
The whole reason why these fatties and uglies are marching on the march on Washington is because black guys are giving them hope.
That's why these fatties are like, yeah, I still get mine.
Look at me.
Oh, look at the, look at this.
I still get mine.
Yeah.
I go to the club.
They always, oh, are you kidding me?
I kind of beat them off with a stick.
Are they black?
Well, yeah.
Well, yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
I'm just saying, please stop banging the fatties and uglies black guys.
All right, please, man.
Come on, man.
Please.
Stop.
Just please.
Jesus Christ.
I'm not joking, man.
Stop banging these fatties and I'm making a plea out here to black people.
Please.
Black men.
All right.
Stop banging fatties and uglies.
And I don't care what race they are.
Stop banging them.
Stop it.
Stop it now.
This lunacy has to end at this point in time.
All right.
Hey, fatties and uglies.
Okay, look.
Okay.
You're not the greatest looking chick.
Okay, great.
All right.
Why don't you worry about your mental prowess, your ambition, your creativity?
Why don't you worry about that getting you ahead in life instead of worrying about yourself being some sex pot?
Because that's really what it's about over there at that stupid, dumbass woman's march, folks.
you think they were just touting out pussy that's what they're here's a whole group of women that were oh oh i'm so offended by what donald trump said grab him by the pussy Oh, my God.
And here they are.
They're using the word all over the goddamn place during the march.
They've got pussy hats, for heaven's sake.
I mean, this is, I mean, you had women in vagina costumes, man.
Vagina costumes.
And you can tell by the kind of costume they had how beaten up they had been by the amount of black guys they probably had up in there So anyway, with that being said, look I don't give a crap if you women decide to go strike.
I mean do you think that you're actually hurting anybody?
Seriously, women, do you actually think you're hurting anybody?
I mean, I doubt.
All right, you know what?
Better yet?
How about this?
How about going on strike about banging black guys, women?
How about that?
How about fatties and uglies?
How about that?
How about you go on strike?
No banging black guys.
All right?
How about that?
You go on strike, no banging black guys, and you do that for about a month.
Uh-uh, all right, I'll give you all some credit, all right?
Maybe you fatties are taking a new leaf or something, all right?
But until then, shut your fat mouths and get back in the kitchen where you belong, all right?
And if you shut your mouths and get in your kitchen where you belong, you wouldn't be the kind of fat you are today, all right?
You're a bunch of processed food, trans-fat, gargling pieces of celluloid dripping off the ears, piece of sh crap.
Seriously, get back in the kitchen where you belong, all right?
I guarantee you, all you women that are out here, with the exception of women with degrees in STEM degree programs, okay?
All you other women that got degrees, you would have gotten more skills being in the kitchen for a couple of years.
I'm not even joking around, all right?
I'm not even being sexist.
I'm not joking.
I'm not kidding.
If the revolution came, okay, or nuclear war came, and all that was left was devastation and small pockets of colonies of people.
Who would be more sought after?
The fatty, disgusting woman's feminist studies PhD, or the woman that knows how to cook, the woman that knows how to make food from nothing, the woman that knows how to stretch a meal, the woman that understands sanitation, all right?
The woman that understands how to nurture a child instead of dumping them off on a freaking video game, a freaking boob tube, or the freaking internet.
Jesus Christ, you freaking make me sick, you women today in modern-day Western civilization, you women make me sick, and you should all be ashamed of yourselves.
Milo Yiannopoulos Berkeley Riot00:06:26
But hey, I talked about this in 2008, 2009, didn't I?
I said feminism was going to do this.
Didn't I say that?
And if you don't believe me, look back in the archives.
I said this was going to happen.
I said this was going to happen.
Anyway, everybody get ready.
The day without woman, the day without a woman is coming soon.
So, you know, I don't know.
You better hope that your woman doesn't get, you know, hyper-sensationalized and say, you know what?
I'm going on strike, honey, okay?
I'm going on strike, and I'm just going to sit on my fat ass, and I want you to go in the kitchen and make me a sandwich, okay?
And you know what?
I want you to massage my feet, okay?
And you know what?
I want to watch the ball get.
I've had enough.
I just...
I've had enough of this stuff.
Anyway, let me move on to another subject matter, all right?
Anyway, I want to talk a little bit about this Milo Yiannopoulos-Berkeley riot situation.
Now, I was very critical about this whole scenario because as I stated when it first happened, that I believe that Milo has his own motives.
Some people say it's money.
Some people say it's fame.
I personally believe it's something more sinister, in my opinion.
I think that he would be able to make a lot more money not provoking such violence that he provoked at the heart of the belly of liberalism at Berkeley University.
I mean, I personally believe that anybody who is of the right wing of the political spectrum going there would cause a ruckus to say the least.
But still, Milo Yiannopoulos showed up there knowing that some potential unrest, some potential serious problem could happen that could leave egg on the face of the Trump train and of President Trump himself.
But instead of worrying about anybody else but himself, he decided to go down there and lo and behold, a riot happened, fires, people were freaking I mean, it was it was a disgusting disgrace, okay?
Now, when this happened, I said, I said that they were going to start blaming the right, they were going to blame Milo Yiannopoulos for this particular goddamn riot, and everybody was like, no, ghost, no, this this is going to prove that the social justice warriors, they're violent, they're vile, and it's going to turn everybody off.
It's going to prove our point, ghost.
Oh, yeah?
Oh, yeah, look, look at what's going on now, huh?
Look at what's going on now.
They are now blaming Milo Yiannopoulos on a variety of different media fronts that he and his, quote, instigators instigated the goddamn riots, and that's why the riots happened, okay?
And that's what they're saying.
That's not just out of the Washington Post.
There's a variety of different media outlets suggesting this.
And the reason they're suggesting it is because I knew they were going to do it.
I know how these idiots think.
How do you think I'm able to prognosticate these things that I prognosticate, man?
I know how these morons think.
And that's exactly what is happening right before our very eyes.
All right, Milo Yiannopoulos, all right, basically instigated this goddamn riot.
And I'm not saying it's all his fault, but he knew that by going there, it was going to be some level of disturbance that was not going to look favorable on the administration.
And I damn Milo for that.
Because right now, in my opinion, Milo Yiannopoulos is acting more like D. Ray McKesson on the right than he is a surrogate for the Trump administration.
And I think that he should be ashamed of himself.
But of course, this is a shameless, what he calls, quote-unquote, dangerous faggot.
That's what he calls himself.
I'm not saying that because I'm being derogatory.
That's the name of his tour, for heaven's sake.
All right?
That's the name of his tour.
What do you think that he was going to do?
He was going to provoke some level of reaction that was literally going to leave egg on the face of the Trump administration.
Now, I've got people that actually say, well, Ghost, you know, let me say something, okay?
You're not understanding, okay?
Milo Yiannopoulos was going and he was conducting his free speech.
We're protect I mean, this is free speech here.
Okay, okay, look, okay.
I'd almost be on board with you there, but Milo Yiannopoulos is not an American citizen, you dope.
Milo Yiannopoulos is here on a visitor's visa.
He's not even an American citizen, for heaven's sake.
So how exactly is this person who's not even here legally, how is this person able to be protected by our rights?
That doesn't make even efficient.
All right?
Because if we're going to apply the freedom of speech to Milo Yiannopoulos, that same argument applies to the immigrants that are here that goddamn Trump is trying to kick out, you dumb idiots, for a minute, you dumb idiot.
Think, man.
Milo Yiannopoulos is not even an American citizen, you dumbasses.
And you're sitting here trying to argue with me that, oh, well, he's practicing his freedom of speech.
He's practicing his freedom of speech.
And yeah, shut up.
He's not even an American.
Jesus, he's not even an American, man.
Give me the freaking mic.
He's not even an American citizen.
So once again, okay, I mean, you understand how Milo's making us look stupid now.
Project Veritas First Amendment Debate00:03:48
You see that?
Okay, he's protected by the First Amendment.
He's not even a legal citizen.
So under that definition, the immigrants that are here illegally that Trump is trying to reform, they're protected by the First Amendment.
If we're going to look, if we're going to say that Milo is protected by the First Amendment, that's along the same goddamn lines.
That's along the same goddamn lines.
So, you know, that's why I'm saying we've got a lot of people on the right that aren't that bright.
All right.
I mean, I'm serious.
All right.
It's about time to stop with this cult of personality crap.
The right wing of the political spectrum is supposed to be smarter than this.
Okay?
And moreover, folks, I'd like an AIDS check on Milo Yiannopoulos at this point in time.
Because what have I been saying about homosexuals that got the AIDS?
What have I been saying?
What have I been saying?
They tend to utilize that as a means to justify leading people down paths of destruction.
And we see it with D.R.A. McKesson.
We see it with the Scott Foval situation that was uncovered by Project Veritas and James O'Keefe.
And I'm telling you this right now, I think that we need to look highly different upon people that got the AIDS, HIV, considering there is a sustainable consistency of people with AIDS, HIV wanting to do violent things, wanting to conduct violent activities, wanting and knowingly manipulating people into paths of destruction.
Look, I don't want to say this.
I don't think it's fair that, you know, hey, somebody got the AIDS, they took bad meat in the can, and now, you know, their life's going to be shortened.
Okay, I get it.
But I don't like the fact that we're seeing a lot of people that are afflicted with HIV AIDS, and they are conducting themselves in a way in which they are trying to manipulate people that are less than educated than they into paths of destruction.
And I mean, D-Ray McKesson is a good example of this.
I can go on and on, the Scott Foville situation.
Those two idiots they caught on film at Comet Pizza wanting to throw acid in a ventilation system at the inauguration, for heaven's sake.
That was another Project Veritas video.
There is a consistency with homosexuals with AIDS and violent tendencies or violent organization or leading people down a path of self-destruction.
So that's why I am saying, folks, at this point in time, I want an AIDS check on Milo Yiannopoulos because I thought what he did at this goddamn Berkeley speech was ridiculous.
And all he did was serve himself and serve whatever motive he was trying to truly do by instigating the reaction that he instigated at that particular university.
All right, now I'm not justifying by any means the riots that those stupid liberal lunatics conducted themselves in, but you have to understand how politics works.
It's a chess game.
And right now, people are trying to use the pawns and motivate them and move them and mold them so that they can go and sacrifice themselves so that others can progress forward.
And by having Milo Yiannopoulos at this university and having this riot, it basically puts egg on our face, folks.
Alexander Dugan Alt-Right Origins00:10:46
The Trump train looks violent.
And that's what they're doing.
That's the narrative they're painting.
I told you it was going to happen.
Anyway, folks, we are now in the third and final hour of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
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All right.
Now, now that we've gotten that all out of the way, let's continue on with the broadcast here.
Once again, I was talking about how Milo Yiannopoulos has basically put egg on the face of the Trump train by acting like some superficial, self-motivated piece of crap and basically instigating the reaction that happened at Berkeley University, which is the heart of liberalism itself.
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But at the same time, folks, I want to also talk a little bit about how the media is now catching wind of the connection with the Trump administration and Putin's favorite philosopher.
And that's Alexander Dugan.
Now, for you folks that are still kind of like, why do you keep obsessing about this ghost?
I mean, why do you care about it?
Because it's serious, man.
Do you understand that Alexander Dugan's political philosophy is lunacy, all right?
It's lunacy.
Alexander Dugan, what he wants is he wants war.
He wants nuclear devastation.
And the reason he does is because he wants to reunify Eurasia under a traditionalist government.
He wants to go back to the czars, this idiot.
I mean, he's kind of moron.
I'm telling you, I equated his particular political philosophy of that of a teenaged emo kid wanting to kill his parents so that he could have the house for a party.
All right?
I'm not joking around.
Yeah, same crap.
And let me tell you, I don't like all the connections that Dugan has with not only just Trump, but this asshole, Richard Spencer.
And what are they doing on the lamestream, mainstream media?
Keep giving this stupid, fruity ass airtime, man.
They keep giving him airtime.
Do you understand?
Alexander Dugan's philosophy of the fourth political theory.
He tells his students to go incognito and become the alternative to whatever political philosophy is basically encompassing a geopolitical area.
Hence, the alt-right.
Hence, the alt-left.
This is a part of Dugan's philosophy.
And as I stated, folks, now Richard Spencer's wife, Nina Byzantina, on Twitter, she's not even hiding the fact now she's a Russian agent.
She's not even hiding the fact that she's connected to Dugan.
She's not even hiding it, man.
And I'm telling you this right now.
You can tell that people listen to this broadcast because I'm going to tweet.
Actually, I've already retweeted it, but I'll tweet them again.
I'm going to tweet these articles in which they are now connecting Dugan with Trump.
Here's one off Bloomberg right here.
Now, this one off Bloomberg happened here on Friday.
Then, but maybe a few hours later, the same goddamn report came out of the Independent.
Here's this one I'm retweeting here.
And I'm telling you this, folks, this is not good.
All right?
Alexander Dugan's connections to the Trump administration, to Richard Spencer, to Alex Jones, to David Duke, to a lot of these people in the alt-right is not good.
So that's why I'm calling out Alexander Dugan right now.
I'm calling out Alexander Dugan.
I'm calling out Richard Spencer.
I'm calling out Nina Byzantina.
You all are Russian agents that think that you can infiltrate the mental psyche and the political perception of this country with your fourth political theory nonsense.
You've got another thing coming.
Your political philosophy is a joke.
I mean, I've studied political theorists my whole life.
And what you have comprised as a political theory, I'm telling you right now is a joke.
Your criticisms on modernity is the equivalent, you know, who wrote a better criticism on modernity?
The Utabomber.
And this was an asshole who stayed in a one-room shack, a log cabin in the woods somewhere, bombing what he thought were corporate edifices of modernity.
And this goes to show you, folks, that Dugan, Alexander Dugan, is anti-capitalist.
So that means that he is an enemy of the capitalists and the capitalist army.
So, hey, Dugan, ghost.
I don't want to say nothing stupid.
I don't want to say nothing stupid, but let me tell you something.
If something were to happen to Alexander Dugan and he was no longer on this earth, I think it'd be a good thing.
Let's just put it that way.
That's all I'm saying.
If something were to happen to Alexander Dugan and he was no longer with us, I think it would be a great thing for this world because this guy is an unadulterated lunatic.
All right?
He's an unadulterated lunatic.
And how this guy has this much influence in the right wing of our political system is beyond me.
This guy's connected to everybody.
And let me tell you, he is not connected to me.
I am not a follower of Alexander Dugan.
As a matter of fact, I think he's a piece of trash.
I think he's a piece of trash.
I think Richard Spencer's a piece of trash.
I think his stupid, dumb, roosky wife is a piece of trash.
And as far as I'm concerned, they need to be investigated.
All right?
He needs to be investigated.
So that's all I'm saying.
All right.
I'm telling you, Richard Spencer, you know, and let me tell you something else.
Since we were talking about Milo Yiannopoulos being at Berkeley, now you've got Richard Spencer since he saw this riot.
Now he's claiming he's going to go over there.
Look at this attention whore piece of trash.
You see this?
Well, you know, if they can't protect Milo, I guess I'm going to have to go over there.
And I want my own little Berkeley riot because I'm Richard Spencer.
I mean, look at my little Hitler youth haircut, for heaven's sake.
Even though I'm like, what am I, 38?
I'm 38 with a Hitler youth haircut.
I'm Richard Spencer.
And hey, hey, do you like my roostki wife?
Well, you know, we're no longer around anymore.
I wonder why.
Maybe, I don't know.
Maybe it's because I like playing the flesh flute or something.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Freaking Richard Spencer, you piece of trash.
And let me tell you, you know that punch in the face on Richard Spencer?
I think that was a bunch of crap.
Have you seen that in slow motion?
I think that was a pure stage.
I heard that the cuck that they supposedly doxed, that was supposedly the guy that hit him, wasn't even the real guy.
And did you see that even though the guy punched him in his face, there was no mark on Pretty Boy over there?
There was no mark.
He was like, oh, he hurt my face.
No red mark, no slack jaw, nothing.
It was a fake.
It was a phonie, man.
So let me tell you.
And also, I also want to clarify that for all you alt-writers out there, you white nationalists, the term alt-right was coined by a Jew, okay?
Just FYI.
And Richard Spencer interviewed this Jew.
His last name is Godfrey.
Not Gilbert Godfrey, you idiots, but some asshole by the name of Godfrey.
This is the same guy, Godfrey, who coined the term paleoconservative.
So he's good at coining phrases, this Jewish paleo-conservative, Godfrey.
Anyway, it wasn't but a month after Richard Spencer interviewed this idiot in 2012.
This guy started using the term alt-right.
And lest we forget that Dugan, he's Jewish himself.
So, you know, for all you white nationalists, you know, that are out here down with David Duke, you know, who has been pictured with Alexander Dugan, you can look that up.
I've actually got that on my Twitter, for heaven's sake.
For all you people that are like, yeah, Richard Spencer, white nationalism, dude, alt-right, man.
This idiot out here is being backed up by a Jewish Russian in Alexander Dugan.
So I just would like to ask you, white nationalists, are you really white nationalists?
I mean, seriously, man, are you really white nationalists when you, with all due respect, are following people that are following a Jewish political philosopher?
I mean, Alexander Dugan is a Jewish political philosopher, sir.
China Trade Deal War Threats00:16:03
All right?
So all you white nationalists out of there, you're following the Jew.
You're following the Ju- You're following the Jew.
Be a good guy and follow the Jew.
So put that your white nationalist peace pipe and smoke it, all right?
Anyway, let me move on.
Ain't got much time left for Christ's sake, all right?
Oi Vey, shut it down.
Anyway, let's talk a little bit about China here.
Did you hear Jack Ma now that Donald Trump is talking tough on trade with China?
China is doubling down on this war talk, folks.
Jack Ma basically said today: if the U.S. trade deal is broken, then it's war with China.
I mean, are you kidding me, man?
I mean, you know, do you see these ungrateful Chinese bastards, huh?
Do you see these ungrateful Chinese bastards?
It was our imbalanced trade deal and our money that made these stupid, freaking chopstick-eating pieces of trash.
And now they're sitting here saying, you know, if we somehow break the trade deal, that they want to go to war?
I mean, we built your goddamn Chinese country.
We built it with our money.
We should go over there right now, all right, and just start dumping opium over the freaking mainland China just like they did in the 1800s.
What if we did that, China?
Huh?
I mean, hell, we own the opium fields in freaking Afghanistan.
Why don't we just cut a whole bunch of poppies and just start throwing them and chunking them over in goddamn China?
I'm telling you that, I mean, once they get a whiff of that opium, they're going to be like, oh, I'm not even joking.
I'm tired of these Chinese.
I'm not even going to joke around with you folks.
I'm tired of these Chinese.
How dare they sit here and say that if the trade deal is broken, that there's war?
The whole reason why their country exists the way it does today was because of our imbalanced trade deal with these disgusting, ungrateful idiots.
And let me tell you something else.
Why don't you take a look at video of China in like 1990, 91, and take a look at all those idiot rice eaters, I mean, in massive quantities riding around in bikes.
All right?
I mean, they were a third world country before we started buying their cheap crap.
They were third world pieces of trash before we came in and started buying their crap.
And you mean to tell me that you've got the Chinese talking about war if we stop our trade deal?
You know what?
Let's just stop our trade deal.
And you know what?
If they want to go to war, let's take them to war.
All right?
If we're going to go to war with somebody, let's go to war with somebody for a reason, for Christ's sake.
How dare you, China?
We created you.
We built you.
We should goddamn own you.
We're the ones that gave you all the money to develop your pissing ground of a country, your smog-infested, sludge freaking lake country.
We gave you the money.
We gave you the money.
I'm not joking.
And you mean to tell me that you goddamn freaking rice-eating pieces of trash are going to sit here and try to say that you want to war with us?
I mean, you've got another thing coming, China.
I'm going to tell you, all you got is a 15-million-man army, for Christ's sake.
If you build your missiles like you build your cheap-ass tech products, you ain't got nothing, boy.
You understand that?
You ain't got nothing.
So let me tell you something.
I'm not one who likes war.
But this war with China, if they want one, I think it's more than justified because these goddamn ridiculous asshole jerk dicks in China are going to sit here and tell us that what they want war with us, we built their stupid country.
We bought their goddamn products for heaven's sake, man.
Stupid rice-eating bastards.
I'm telling you right now, we need to dump opium right now.
Just start dumping it.
As a matter of fact, we should start throwing people with AIDS over there while we're at it.
All right?
Why don't we throw D-Ray and Milo over there so they can start spreading the AIDS to these goddamn homosexual goddamn men out there in China?
Yeah, because you know there's like three or four men to every one woman thanks to the one-child policy of goddamn China.
So, I mean, there is a blatant homosexual situation there that could be exploited.
And I strongly advise, hey, anybody who's got the AIDS, send them to China.
Send their asses to China.
I'm not joking around.
I'm sick and tired of these Chinese thinking that they're going to sit here and, what, threaten us with war because we want a better trade deal?
It's an imbalanced trade deal.
We get nothing from you, dumbass rice-eating bastards.
We give you $550 billion a year.
$550 billion a year.
No more.
No more to these goddamn idiots.
We're going to blindfold your ass with goddamn dental flaws.
When we pull our trade deal, your house of cards is going to come tumbling down, and all you're going to do is go to war.
But you want to know something?
I think that there's enough sediment, enough sentiment within the goddamn Chinese people that they don't want to live under your communist rule.
You've incrementally given them some, a little bit, very small portions of economic freedom, and I think they want more.
And going to war is not something that they want to deal with.
I don't think so.
I don't think so, boy.
All right?
And let me tell you, you've got a billion people to control.
It's a lot easy, real easy, to discompobulate a mass amount of a billion people than it is a small base of people.
And that's why Germany was so dominant during World War II.
It was a small base of people that believed in what they said, said what they mean, and they went out there and they conducted a colonial type strategy, and the rest of the world didn't know how to freaking react to it.
I mean, they had to combine world forces to stop it.
Anyway, with that being said, folks, I've criticized the Chinese government.
So, you know, without any further ado, I've got to bring in a Jesus Christ.
You know, I really hate doing this.
You know, when we go to war with China, I'm going to be happy that I don't have to bring in a representative of the communist government of China anymore.
But no, I've got to continue to bring in this bastard.
And the reason is, is because we do all this business with China, and we've got to keep the diplomatic relations open so that we can somehow capitalize off of the billion, over billion Chinese people who don't spend their money on jack crap.
So I'm going to be very happy when we are literally going to war with China.
I'm not even joking around.
All right.
As a matter of fact, give me a beer before I listen to this guy.
Give me a beer for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ.
I'm not even joking around, man.
I'm tired of this guy, man.
I mean, I'm sitting over here.
Give me a drink.
Anyway, sorry, folks.
Without any further ado.
Do we got him on the line, engineer, for Christ's sake?
All right, folks.
Without any further ado, we have to bring on a representative of the Communist government of China to rebut anything that yours truly has said about the Communist Government of China.
So, without any further ado.
Jesus Christ, I. Mr. Fortune Cookie, are you there, sir?
Oh, you see, you motherfucker out there talking garbage about the communist government of China.
You better watch your mouth, ghost.
You better not talk war with China because you don't know nothing.
We are the sleeping giant.
We are a sleeping giant, and you're going to wake us up, motherfucker.
And you don't want none of China.
No, no, you don't want none of China, motherfucker.
Because we are a sleeping giant and we own all your country.
That's right.
And where are you, American motherfucker, going to go out and buy your products anymore anyway, motherfucker?
Where are you going to go buy your computer?
Where you going to go buy a cell phone?
Where you going to go buy your electronics, motherfucker?
China, produce all your motherfucker products.
There's nowhere you can go.
There's nowhere else to go, motherfucker.
So don't you dare.
Don't you dare stop a trade agreement.
If you stop trade agreement, you are big trouble.
You are going to be a big trouble, motherfucker.
And I'm going to tell you, American, stupid, dumb capitalist motherfucker, this one time.
And one time only.
You better stop your stupid crop.
Don't talk garbage about communist government of China.
And let me tell you something, ghost.
I want you to sell a Mr. Fortune Cookie autograph.
Because I own you.
I own your country, motherfucker.
And I force you.
I will force you to sell Mr. Fortune Cookie autograph, motherfucker.
That's right.
And it'll be made of China.
And you sell it, ghost, and you're going to like it, motherfucker.
I sell you autograph cheaper than you sell your own autograph, you stupid motherfucker.
You know something?
You want to know why we do what we do?
You want to know why we do what we do?
We do it for Chairman Ma!
Oh no.
Oh no, my stomach.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Oh, Mad Angro.
I got nothing else to say.
But I tell you this, motherfucker, we're taking the yeast.
We're taking the yeast of all your capitalist army, motherfucker, and we're going to put you all into a re-education camp.
We're going to put you all into a re-education camp.
And you about to sell Mr. Fortune Cookie autograph.
We sell you autograph cheaper in Mida China than you make in America, motherfucker.
I got nothing else to say.
I am Mr. Fortune Cookie.
Thank you very much.
All right, get this.
Get this idiot.
Get him off for Christ.
Get him out of there.
Hey, Engineer, did he just say sell the freaking Mr. Fortune Cookie autograph?
Did he say that?
Are you the goal?
The goal of this goddamn freaking coolie.
The goal of this coolie.
I mean, are you kidding me?
You've got to be kidding me, for Christ's sake!
The goddamn goal of this coolie for Christ.
Give me a break.
Good God.
Give me the freaking mic.
Give me my.
I'm telling you, you see these freaking Chinese, man.
You see how they are?
Oh, my God.
You got to be kidding me, man.
Mr. Fortune Cookie Merch, you've got to be joking.
You've got to be kidding me.
I mean, what the hell?
Jesus Christ.
What am I?
I said, you know what, let's just move on with the bra.
I'm losing time here.
I'm losing time!
I don't even know where the hell I am.
This guy's talking about Mr. Fortune Cookie Merch.
I don't even know where the hell I'm at.
Christ.
Anyway, we were just talking about how Jack Moss says if the U.S. trade deal is broken, there's war with China.
You just heard Mr. Fortune Cookie.
Jesus Christ.
I can't believe.
I'm going to move on.
I don't have much time anyway, folks.
I got to move on.
I don't care what that idiot Cooley said for Christ's sake, man.
He can stick a chopstick up his ass.
I don't really care.
Anyway, folks, let me move on here.
Did you hear what Britannia did to Trump?
UK Parliament and Francois Fallon00:09:26
Did you hear that the UK Parliament won't allow Trump to address it because of, quote, sexism and racism?
Can you believe this?
Huh?
They're supposed to be our brothers on the other side of the pond over here, and they're so liberally cucked in the Parliament that they voted not to allow Trump to speak to Parliament.
What a bunch of ungrateful dumbasses in the freaking UK Parliament, man.
Seriously.
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I mean, barred for racism and sexism, and yet you allow Sadiq Khan to be the goddamn mayor of London Stan?
I mean, seriously, how does that work?
You know, you're banning Trump from the UK Parliament because of sexism and racism, and yet you allow these hijabs to be worn in Britannia, which the hijab is a sign of woman oppression, you dumbasses.
I'm telling you, you know, if I was part, if I was in Britannia right now, I mean, I'd be ashamed of my country.
I'm not even joking around.
After Brexit, after this potential triggering of Article 50, for Christ's sake, the UK Parliament actually has time, effort, and energy to do this to bar our president, Donald Trump, because of sexism and racism?
Oh, Jesus Christ.
You know what?
Mark my goddamn, mark my calendar to never go to Britannia.
I mean, I can only imagine what they do to freaking Americans out there.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm not even joking.
I mean, what do they do?
They spit in between the three teeth they got left over there.
I mean, I'm serious, man.
I mean, Britannia, I'm really upset about this.
I mean, I know that, you know, it's not all of Britannia here, but I mean, good God, this is really, really sad that, you know, we've got UK Parliament voting that, you know, they're going to ban Trump from addressing the Parliament.
I mean, that's a slap in the face.
That's a slap in the face, Britannia.
I'm in shock.
I'm in shock after that happened.
I'm in definite shock.
And I don't really know what to say.
And I better stop saying anything before I say something that may piss off my contingent of listeners out there in Britannia.
But let me tell you something, man.
This makes y'all look pretty bad in the eyes of America.
I mean, given the fact that, you know, you're barring Trump from addressing the UK Parliament over, quote, sexism and racism.
I mean, Trump was an innovator in bringing in corporate executives that were women in the 80s.
I mean, Donald Trump, you know, bought golf courses that were racist and homophobic and turned them otherwise.
I mean, I don't understand where you idiots get off in the UK Parliament virtue signaling like this, but I think that you all are a bunch of crap.
And Britannia, let me tell you something like this.
If they don't trigger Article 50 and they don't give you Brexit, then you should go to Parliament and just start raising hell.
You understand?
I mean, you should just start, you know, getting asking these damn Parliament members a few questions, to say the least.
I'm not even joking around, because what kind of a joke system do you have out there?
That's a joke.
That's an utter joke.
I mean, we gave Teresa May all the respect when she came out here, and I don't think she deserved the respect, to be honest with you.
I think she talks out of both sides of her mouth.
She's not consistent.
She's a professional bureaucrat, for Christ's sake.
We rolled out the red carpet and made sure everything was all good for Theresa May.
Here we have our president going to visit the UK.
UK Parliament gives us a slap in the mouth.
Let me tell you something.
UK Parliament can kiss my ass.
All right?
How about that?
The UK Parliament could kiss my ass.
You're all a bunch of cucks anyway.
You don't even know whether you're coming or going.
You're a legitimate reason why the party system sucks.
Right there.
Right there is why the party system sucks.
Anyway, in other UK news, Queen Elizabeth, this is now 65 years in counting for her reign as Queen of England.
Oh, it's the Sapphire Jubilee.
Aww.
Aww.
Jesus Christ, man.
You know what?
After this UK Parliament vote against my president, you know what?
You know, I better shut up.
I'm not joking around.
People in Britannia are going to be really pissed off, and I don't want to say something stupid.
But let me tell you something.
I take offense to this, Britannia.
I take offense to this dearly.
And let me tell you something.
I can't believe that you people can allow this to happen and allow your UK Parliament to make y'all look like cocks.
Like cockholtana sewers, for Christ's sake.
So anyway, without any further ado, let me move on to the last subject matter, okay?
Now, have you all heard about Francois Fallon, who is under some tremendous tremendous problems, to say the least, that he's attempting to run for the head of state of France, which is currently being held by Hollande right now, the socialist asshole that has pretty much taken France and shoved it down the wild jehudi toilet.
Fallon is supposed to be an alternative to the extremist right Le Pen.
Now, Le Pen right now is showing that she's leading in the polls, and the reason is because Francois Fallon is in a little bit of a pickle.
Records show that this idiot hired his whole entire family in his government tenure into questionable jobs that are even questionable if they even were mean to exist.
I mean, these were just kind of made-up jobs that he created that he gave his family a goddamn salary for.
So he is basically been caught being a crooked politician, a typical crooked bureaucrat, bringing in his friends and family, fleecing the French tax system so that they can get a goddamn free salary on the government dole.
And because this has been exposed, Fallon refuses to step down or drop out of the race.
He actually believes that the French are this stupid.
They're like, he's like, oh, well, you know, who cares?
You know, they voted in Holland, and Hollande is a dumb asshole.
You know, he he gave his his hairdresser, you know, his hairdresser, you know, you gotta give him uh uh fifteen, twenty thousand a month, you know.
I mean, I just gave my family a little bit of uh a little bit of a taste.
I didn't give my hairdresser 25 a month like Helen, you know.
So, you know, the French people, uh, they're very stupid.
And uh, I'm Francois Falon, and they're going to vote for me because I look Francois sexy, and the French people, they don't know any different.
As long as they put a croissant in their face, that's all they get.
And I got a big croissant, you know what I mean?
I got a big croissant.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, folks, once again, Francois Fallon refuses to step down in the French head of state race because he got caught being a goddamn bureaucrat, giving his family bureaucratic positions that weren't even needed.
Typical freaking bureaucrat.
French Bureaucrat Family Scandal00:14:40
Anyway, with that being said, let's just go ahead and get to everybody's favorite part of the broadcast, all right?
All right, and I'm talking about radiography.
That's right, folks.
Radiography, the part of the broadcast where the spectators become a part of the spectacle.
All you've got to do is give me a call right now at 563-999-3791.
And when I call on your area code, you've got exactly three to four seconds to say whatever it is that's on your mind.
That's why we call this radio graffiti.
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So once again, folks, ghost.market.
All right?
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Anyway, do we got any goddamn radio graffiti callers, engineer?
All right.
Without any further ado, let's go ahead and get to some radio graffiti right now.
All right, did we get out of here?
How about 423 radio graffiti?
I live in a trailer.
It's a rental, of course, because I'm, you know.
The goddamn poverty-infested ghetto ghost inside of it.
The trailer!
My engineer, go on to music, for Christ's sake.
At the ball, wait a minute.
Hold on, hold on.
First of all, you put a splice of me.
Everybody could blatantly hear that.
And then you found a trailer park, Carol.
How more stupid and impoverished can America get at this point?
I have no idea.
Anonymous radio graffiti.
Hey, Ghost, I was wondering if you're getting on solo's cans yet because I'm got this dildo mode right here.
I'm ready to make those Ken Cochranes and Dildos.
Yeah, I'm sure you are, you sick twat.
I'm sure you are, you fruit bowl.
Jesus Christ.
I hope you cut your balls off while you do it there, boy.
Anonymous radio graffiti.
All about the short bus, kids.
Hey, wait a minute.
Where'd it go?
Ghosty, you're late again.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
You know, you shouldn't be late for a special education school if you want to be a proper member of society, right?
I'm it.
I'm a goddess.
I'm a bad thing.
Yes, I know that.
Were you pretending to have a radio show again?
This is true, short bus radio, okay?
Well, the show bus is definitely real, so get in already.
I hate you!
That goddamn African booty scratcher, man!
Every day, every goddamn day, man, that guy's starting to become a goddamn internet butt-stalking African booty scratcher.
He's an internet butt-stalking African booty scratcher, man.
I fucking hate that guy.
Jesus Christ, excuse my French.
I freaking hate that guy.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, but every day I've been goddamn good.
Jesus Christ, give me the mic.
Give me the goddamn mic.
Give me the mic.
Every goddamn day, man.
Every day.
Jesus Christ, man.
What a joke.
Who is that guy, man?
Who is that African booty scratcher?
Son of a bitch.
903 radio goddamn graffiti.
I am your host with a man-day cold ghost.
I'm a goddamn racist.
That goddamn piece of crap.
I am your host with a man-ain't called ghosts.
I'm that pretty bastard.
I am your host with a man-day call ghost.
I'm a goddamn racist.
That goddamn piece of crap.
I am your host with a man-day call ghost.
Now, what can you tell me?
Come to the world, are you?
I mean, are you shot?
Are you crapping me, man?
Are you crapping me with that stupid, ridiculous freaking remix?
Look, shove the Cleveland shell right up your effeminate black man-loving ass.
Good God, man.
Can't shove you.
God damn it, man.
Give me the mic.
Jesus Christ, man.
We're not even three minutes in, and look at this crap.
minutes in and look at this garbage.
I don't even want to do this broadcast.
I'm telling you, man.
Every day, I mean, I try to, you know, make the goddamn radio graffiti shorter and shorter.
And now that I'm doing it, people are getting more ridiculous and pathetic.
919, Radio Goddamn Graffiti.
I'm creepy engineer Baron Square, Apple, right?
Capitalist Radio.
You know what?
I get to stare.
Don't move to stare.
I don't want to hear nothing out of you.
I don't want to see nothing.
Tell me lies.
Tell me the lies.
Look, shut up with that troll, all right?
Shut up.
I'm sick of that dumb troll.
Sick of that.
Anonymous radio graffiti.
All right, we get it for Christ's sake.
Who else do we have here?
How about anonymous radio graffiti?
Clean Land Ranch.
Hey, y'all, it's the Cleveland Show.
My name is Cleveland Brown, and I am proud to be.
No, I'm telling you, whoever's doing that deserves cancer of the cock.
All right, I'm not even joking around.
Whoever's doing that deserves cancer of the penis.
I'm not even joking.
Anonymous radio graffiti.
Tonight's tragic tale is called How the Hambone Robbed the Letter Host, the Lonely Man they call ghosts.
He decided to sell Twitter followers to build his inner circle.
Well, unfortunately, he got disconnected because you're a moron.
And that better not be who I think it is, all right?
Hey, ghost.
Yeah, I need help.
I don't know how to do eBay, ghost.
I know, I know I'm in college, ghost, but I don't know how to read instructions, ghost.
Jesus Christ.
Who else we have?
Anonymous radio graffiti.
I mean, we are going to go to the ghost.
No, no.
You know what?
I'm sorry I clicked you off, but I thought that was one of those freaking dumb trolls.
You know what I'm talking about.
435, Radio Graffiti.
Tired of not being called on to play a splice for a remix you've worked hard making the troll ghost with?
You want to be ripped off by a racist handbook Jew from Texas?
Well, you're in luck.
Introducing Radio Graffiti Plus.
We made sure you are the first one to make the massive beer cancel around.
Well, you know, that actually sounds like a pretty decent splice or whatever, but your phone sucks.
And I'm telling you, I may do that.
I may do Radio Graffiti Plus.
You know that?
I may do that.
I may just do that.
And what, you're going to call me a Jew then?
You're calling me a Jew now anyway.
So, Jew, these nuts.
How do you like that?
Jew these nuts.
Anonymous radio graffiti.
Hey, ghost, why are you jumping from your background?
Are you alone or something?
Ooh, these dating ghosts.
Jesus Christ.
Are you retarded?
What the?
Jesus Christ.
I mean, why am I a tarred magnet, folks?
Why am I a tarred magnet?
Why?
Jesus Christ.
805, where you're graffiti.
Thank you for calling out loud.
Interstate calls the recorder.
What can I do for you?
I've got this phone number on my caller ID here.
And apparently somebody just called my grandmother.
Looking for you?
Yeah.
Okay, all right.
What's the phone number?
858-357-1235.
All right.
858-357-1235, correct?
Yeah.
No, that doesn't match any number in our system, sir.
Are you black by any chance?
No, I'm not.
I'm Filipino.
Can I help you today?
Just say right there, because I think it's about time.
You know what the time is.
It's guest of minority.
Ah, that's right, folks.
It's everybody's favorite game.
It's guess the minority, folks.
Everybody, put your guests on the computer-freaking off the chat room right now.
It's everybody's favorite game.
It's just the minority.
Let's go ahead and get back to this all I can do.
Call the recording.
My name is Steve.
How may I help you?
My ass bleeds.
I do apologize about that.
That sucks.
How can I help you today?
What do you think about this goddamn multi-thousand dollar plushie of a freaking pony on eBay?
What do you think about that?
It's very nice.
Can I help you today?
I mean, what the hell is up with this Brody idea?
I mean, can you give me some insight?
I mean, you seem to know about communities and that sort of thing.
What is it with this Brody crap?
What is it with it?
And by God, I am as serious as a heart attack when I say that.
Uh-huh.
I'm asking you a question, asshole.
Uh-huh.
And I'm asking you a question.
How am I helping you today?
We can't even understand you because you sound like a goddamn child molester.
That's right.
May I get the message right now for calling you off?
Stupid, stinking, overfruiting his spandex guests the minority hole.
Oh, you're crazy.
God damn it, you son of a bitch!
You're gonna laugh.
Well, how am I?
Oh, what if I implement work so long?
Okay.
Can you calm down now, sir?
And I'll be more than happy to implement some disciplinary action on your ass to show you what a real man is all about, boy.
Do you understand that?
Okay, well, if you're a real man, let me have your number.
May I have your number to look up the account, please?
6466524869.
Say it one more time for me.
642.
6466524869.
Well, I should say a little bit slower if you're a real man.
Get the hell out of here with this crap.
Why are you doing something right now?
I'm a fast.
Do you understand what I'm saying?
And I'm going to say what I mean and then what I say it.
Okay, well, may I have you mean the number slower, please?
646.
Jesus Christ, give me my strength.
Give me my strength.
For Christ's sake.
646.
6466524869.
And what's the last name on the account?
John Conquest.
Okay, Don, how do you spell the last name?
I don't care.
Jesus Christ, is this Nikolai?
Yes, this is Nikolai.
Can I have the telephone number one more time?
646-652?
646-652-4869.
You afraid I'm going to make you squeal like a pig, boy?
Prank Calls Using My Voice00:02:15
The Chino.
You know, I can't believe it.
Damn it!
Figured prank calls!
You're my freaking voice, asshole!
Got a swimming!
Son of a bitch!
You people are prank-calling idiots with my voice!
You're brain calling people with my voice!
How dare you, assholes!
How goddamn dare you!
I mean, I, did you all hear that crap?
They're praying calling people with my voice, man!
They're brain calling people with my voice!
You heard it, good!
Damn it!
They're brain calling people with my voice, man!
Stop it!
All of you, just stop it!
All of you, just stop.
Oh, my God!
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Mercedes-Benz GLA Ad Read00:07:33
Oh, man, just stop it, please, man.
Don't do it.
Don't do it, man.
Stop.
Stop prank calling people using my voice, all right?
Stop it.
Son of a bitch.
Give me the freaking I'm warning each and every one of you, troll terrorists and cyber vermin.
Don't prank call anybody with my voice again.
Don't prank call anybody with my voice again.
Do you understand me?
Do you understand me?
I'm not joking around.
Do not do that again, or I've got two goddamn words for each and every one of you scumbags.
damages!
Six more minutes in the stupid carpet munching Monday edition of the goddamn show.
I'm taking a couple more calls, and I freaking swear to God, this better not end up the way I think it's gonna end up.
Do you understand me?
Jesus Christ, what a carpet munching Monday.
Anonymous radio graffiti.
We're the short butt.
We're a group of targets.
Yeah.
And we're kidding by now, fanning our guns at trolling ghosts.
Short butt, we're the short butts.
We're a group of tards, yeah.
And we're kidding by now, fanning our guns at trolling ghosts.
Man, you dumbass, I just freaking said that!
You short bus cards!
I just freaking said that!
You shortbut type of bitch!
I just freaking said that!
I just freaking said that, for heaven's sake, man!
I mean, what did I tell you, dumbasses, man?
These idiot cards on the short bus are actually wearing this crap with a badge of honor.
They're wearing it like a badge of honor, man.
The freaking short bus freaking cards for God.
Give me the mic!
I mean, are you all hearing this crap, man?
What a carpet-munching Monday this has turned out to be, you son of a bitch.
Good God, 609, radio goddamn graffiti.
Dormy sweet, radio graffiti.
I would not wish to issue an invitation to speak in the World Gallery.
Our opposition to racism and to sexism and our support for equality before the law and an independent judiciary are hugely important considerations in the House of Commons.
Now, you know what?
Shut that for Kenya.
Parliamentary crap up.
Shut it up.
I don't want to hear a bunch of freaking idiots calling my president a sexist or a racist from across the pond.
Do you understand that?
I'm not going to sit here and stand for that, dear boy.
I'm not sitting there and standing for that.
I'm not sitting there and standing for that.
443 radio graffiti.
The inner circle betrayal by Smashy.
One day, while Ghost was gone, El Foxo made his opinion on Ghost and his inner circle.
My problem with people in here, though, is they often do...
Okay, great.
Yeah, okay.
No one cares, okay?
That individual is, he's still got his chat room, and he's still circle-jerking, and he's just fine, all right?
So shove it up, your ass.
Who else do we got here for Christ's sake?
614 radio.
Goddamn graffiti ghost.
I uh, I've got something special for you in the Inner Circle chat.
I want to just click on it and check it out.
Who you're gonna click on it?
No uh, you would need to.
I don't have the ability to play it.
Okay great no I, I'm.
I just can't wait.
What the hell is this?
What the hell is this?
Have to do all this garbage on my computer just to listen to this crap.
What is this garbage?
What is this crap?
What is this garbage?
There is a picture of you in a diaper.
It's for Cunis puppets.
Cruising down in a six-year-old car and feeling good.
That thing that you know, you see it.
Get in the hood.
Stop it.
Get in the hood.
Get lost in your intelligence.
Take it, take it, rap a sea, round the magic short bus.
They have a data potato.
I'm on the magic short bus.
Thank you, Monty.
Oh, yeah.
I've got all the magic short bus.
Wrap the wears with two options.
On the magic short bus.
Just got your helmet on him.
Come on, I want a story to make your think of please.
You might guess I noticed when I found the magic short bus.
Step inside into a tall and hardy story.
You know what, you asshole.
You asshole.
Short bus cards.
Damn it.
You know what?
Screw you, Corporate Watching Monday asshole.
Screw you.
Give me a freak of the giveaway, money.
Jesus Christ.
You know what?
I'm done with this garbage.
Everybody's taking this short bus crap like it's a badge of honor.
It's not a badge of honor.
If you're a part of the short bus, you're a goddamn card.
You're a goddamn card.
If you're a part of the short bus, you're a goddamn card.
There is nothing to be proud of to be a part of the short bus, you stupid pricks.
Jesus, you know what?
Follow me on Twitter for Christ's sake, all right?
Politics ghost.
All one word, no underscores, politics ghost.
And type in your browser right now, ghost.market, and get yourself a goddamn Valentine's Day.