Ghost celebrates Donald Trump's 2017 inauguration as a "capitalist revolution," mocking Obama's departure and Hillary Clinton while praising Trump's speech for avoiding self-reference. He dismisses protesters as "rabble-rousers" and criticizes the "Deplorable" event for excluding Pepe the Frog, accusing Mike Cernovich of hypocrisy. With caller Jimmy Capitalist, Ghost predicts a 29% federal job cut and an end to globalist military enforcement, framing the internet's role in defeating mainstream media gatekeepers as a triumph for individualism and Western civilization against Trudeau and Obama. [Automatically generated summary]
Broadcasting from his Skylight Office studios in beautiful downtown Austin, Texas.
You sound fruitier than a box of fruit loops, for Christ's sake.
And now, he'll take it from here.
Your host, the prognosticator of prognosticators, the man they call...
What's going on, folks?
And thank you very much for tuning in with me to a very special Baller Friday edition of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
And of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
And once again, folks, I want to thank you very much for tuning in with me.
This is a very special episode of number 347.
Praise Keck.
I mean, because doesn't 4 plus 3 equals 7?
And then we've got the 7?
I don't know.
And then did you know that we now have a new President of the United States of America?
Yes!
Yes!
Goodbye, Obama!
Goodbye!
Get the hell out!
Good God, I'm serious.
I'm not...
I'm tired.
I'm glad.
It's like an anvil has been lifted off my chest.
I'm glad this idiot is gone.
I believe now the Obamas are in Palm Springs.
From what I understand, I guess Obama is going to get into the tech industry.
I'm not kidding.
And moreover, did you see in a recent tweet?
I don't know if it was earlier this morning or yesterday, Obama now has a foundation.
Oh, Obama's got a foundation now.
So now if you want to go ahead and donate to this son of a bitch, you can donate to his foundation.
I guess he took some cues from the Clinton crime family and figured, hey, let me go ahead and peddle my influence.
Let me go ahead and peddle what I know.
I mean, what a piece of crap.
I'm saying, what a piece of garbage.
Anyway, there is no need to continue to talk about this man.
As a matter of fact, I'm not even going to cover the markets today.
That's right.
I'm not even going to cover the markets today.
It's a great day.
It's a great Bowler Friday.
It's a new day in America.
We're going to make America great again, folks.
Donald Trump is now our President of the United States of America.
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Now, folks, I don't know if you happened to watch the festivities today, the inauguration.
It was great.
You could see the absolute crawl, you know, I mean, the absolute punch in the craw in one Hillary Clinton.
Did y'all see Hillary Clinton's disgusting face, for Christ's sake?
Did you see Obama?
I mean, there was nothing but sulking in that part of the damn galley for Christ's sake.
I'm not even joking around.
She had a disingenuous-looking, disgusting, filthy smile.
You know, I mean, and you know who else I saw in the inauguration who I thought was going to, I don't know, for some reason I thought she was going to protest it.
Pocahontas, Elizabeth Warren.
I thought she was going to kick it and protest the inauguration with Chief Slapaho and do some kind of Indian rain dance or something.
I mean, I'm serious, man.
What the hell was damn Pocahontas doing in the galley at the inauguration?
Anyway, with that being said, folks, aside from all the festivities and the pomp and circumstance, I mean, when they brought out the president of the United States and when he was sworn into office, I'm not joking around.
It was like a breath of fresh air, a new day in America.
I just, I can't even put it into words.
And then came that speech.
By God, did you hear that Donald Trump's speech, I think it's going to be one of the best speeches that a president has ever given at their inaugural speech in the history of the United States?
I mean, did you hear Donald Trump call out the bureaucrats, called out the globalists, called out radical Islam?
I mean, I just go on, called them out in their own home turf of Washington, D.C., baby.
I'm sorry.
You can tell I'm a little giddy here.
I'm sorry.
I know I'm a little drunk, possibly, and a little bit of liberal tears because there was a lot of them.
As a matter of fact, give me some more.
Give me some more liberal tears, baby.
Here they are.
They're nice and tasty.
Keep crying, liberals.
Keep crying.
Keep bitching.
Keep moaning.
And you know, speaking of these bitchers and moaners that were out there, did you notice that there wasn't as much angst as I anticipated?
And I guess when the protesters realized that there wasn't going to be that many rabble-rousers out there, that's when they decided to start getting a little bit more rabble-rousy, for a lack of a better term.
They just started to start breaking windows.
I think they set a car on fire.
But nothing that could disturb the great festivities, the transition of power.
And folks, if you haven't noticed, if you haven't felt it, the capitalists have taken control of state power in the United States of America.
And I'm telling you this right now, in 100 days, it's going to look like a completely different country.
Woo!
I can't wait.
It's a capitalist revolution, baby.
It's a capitalist revolution.
And I'm telling you, just because we have the presidency, we have not won the war.
We have won one of the major battles of the war, but we have not won the war because we have a political class that is going to do everything in their power to try to stop this man from doing what he said he was going to do in the campaign, from making this man looking somewhat incompetent because they know the bureaucratic infrastructure of government.
And I'm talking about the political class system, both the Democrats and the Republican establishment.
I mean, they're not going to take very lightly what Donald Trump said today in his inauguration speech.
That is going to go down in history.
I mean, basically, that speech was a repudiation of about four or five different administrations.
And they were sitting there in the galley, man.
He was bitch-slapping them right in front of their face, man.
I mean, what an absolute madman Trump is, man.
What an absolute madman.
The guy was literally bitch-slapping the bureaucrats right in front of their face.
And only a capitalist could accomplish this.
Only a capitalist could have the balls to be able to not only just accomplish this, but fulfill this whole endeavor.
I mean, did you see as he was walking out to the inauguration ceremony?
I mean, this guy was walking with a swagger on him.
I mean, it was like no big deal to Donald Trump.
I mean, do you remember when Obama was out there being inaugurated?
This guy was looking like he was freaking Vladimir Lenin in a goddamn communist portrait, for heaven's sake.
I mean, he was basking in it.
I mean, for Donald Trump, it was like, you know, I knew I could do this.
See, that's the difference between capitalists and bureaucrats.
You see, capitalists, we don't wait for things to happen.
We go out, we make things happen.
And that's the difference between capitalists and everybody else.
That's why the people that are out there protesting, they're protesting because they feel that somebody in Washington and Wall Street or whoever the hell they're going to blame for today, they feel that someone is supposed to make things happen for them.
They're supposed to make things happen to them.
And you see, this is where we're going to get a transition of perspective in this country.
Because by God, now, it's not about waiting for the government to do something for you.
It's about you and going out and making something happen for yourself.
And what government is going to be at this point in time, it's not going to be something that's going to be handing out people unlimited amounts of entitlements.
It's not going to be a spinthrifty fleecing of the American tax dollars to cronies who donate to the campaign contributions of bureaucrats.
It's going to be a completely different government.
That's why this bureaucratic system of government is trying to do everything against Donald Trump because they know that business as usual is going to change completely.
And moreover, folks, did you notice you didn't hear the words I, me, my, me, me, my, I, in the damn Trump speech?
Did you notice that?
Unlike Obama, I mean, in the past couple of days, he's been giving speeches.
I don't know how many damn farewell speeches and interviews he's been given.
But in one speech, he referenced himself 47 times.
47 times.
I mean, what an egotistical bastard.
And another thing that I liked about Donald Trump's speech is that he said this is not his victory.
It's the people's victory.
It is the time when the people took back the government from the bureaucrats.
I mean, it was a memorable speech, folks.
And whether you're a liberal or you're, you know, asleep or I don't know, you had to work, whatever it is, please watch this speech.
I mean, after that speech, if you can say that you still hate Donald Trump and there's something wrong with you, then maybe you need to take a one-way trip ticket to damn North Korea or Venezuela or one of these supposed socialist communist utopias that you people keep touting about.
Go out there and see if you can go and cause the kind of ruckus that you're causing in this country today.
I'm telling you this right now.
What a great day it is today, folks.
As a matter of fact, it's celebration time.
I mean, I'm not even joking around.
That's why I don't even want to cover the markets.
It's a great day.
I'm not, I'm happy here.
I can't even put it into words, man.
I can't even put it into words.
And not to mention this, Justin.
Senate has just confirmed James Mattis as Secretary of Defense, baby.
Do you understand what I'm saying?
So all these people that were out here in the international community, all these nation states that were thumbing their nose at Obama and his administration, you better take notice, boy.
I mean, we got a general that is the Secretary of Defense that was out there killing wild jehooties with the fellow veterans that are out here today that need the care that Obama didn't give them.
I'm telling you, what a great day.
You know, what a great goddamn day, for Christ's sake.
What a day.
I'm sorry, man.
I mean, I know I'm basking.
I know I'm kind of going on and on about this stuff, but I mean, what a freaking day.
I just, it just feels better.
Obama's not the president.
I'm not going to see this stupid lion psychopath anymore get on TV and spew out nothing but a bunch of goddamn lies.
I mean, it's great, man.
I'm loving it.
I'm loving it.
And then, did y'all see Bernie Sanders, by the way?
I mean, I'm just thinking about all the things that happened.
Did y'all see Bernie Sanders?
Not only was Bernie Sanders there at the inauguration, but did you see him kind of weasel himself into the Trump dinner there?
Did y'all see that?
I mean, when he hear there was a free salad bar, I mean, what the hell, free bagels?
Bernie Sits on Apple00:04:39
What the hell's your problem, Bernie?
I thought Donald Trump was some big, bad, capitalist boogeyman over here, and here you are trying to sneak in, getting yourself a goddamn free bagel on the expense of the Trump campaign.
What a slimy little sleazeball.
Don't you have like over 200 million bucks to buy your own goddamn bagels, Bernie?
God damn it, man.
I mean, give me a break.
I mean, what is Bernie going to say?
Honestly, I mean, if somebody could sit this old piece of garbage down and ask him, hey, Bernie, what the hell is your major malfunction, numb nuts?
All right, look, you've cashed out.
You freaking ripped off a bunch of burn victims.
You've got your third house.
What are you doing?
What are you doing, Bernie?
And what is he going to say?
Hey, I'm Bernie Sanders, and I am still popular here.
I have to put my mug in the, what do you call that?
The moving pictures?
I've got to put my mug in the moving pictures there.
I've got to make sure that I'm always in the spotlight because I need more money.
I didn't like that you people didn't buy my book now.
I had a book.
I wrote a book now and you didn't buy it.
And look, the reason I went down there to Donald Trump's dinner is because first of all, Donald Trump made a lot of references to Bernie Sanders during his campaign.
I mean, Bernie practically gave the presidency to Donald Trump.
So the least he could do is give me a couple of bagels with some cream cheese.
That's all I aced him.
I'm not asking for nothing else.
Not asking for any money.
Not asking for anything.
I just had to be there to put my mug on the TV.
And I wanted to see if I could meet Milo Yiannopoulos because I wanted to tell that guy to come over here and take his underwears off.
That's right.
That's what I wanted.
I wanted to meet Milo Yiannopoulos and tell him, come over here to Uncle Bernie and take your underwears off.
Oh, that's right, Milo.
Oh, you are blonde today now, huh?
You're a blonde today.
Come over here and sit on my ample.
Come over here and sit on Uncle Bernie's apple, huh?
You want some socialist schlong head here?
You want some socialist schlong head there?
Milo, come over here.
Sit on my ample.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah, Milo.
You've done this before, huh?
Hey, oh, man, you got a loose one there.
Oh, yeah, you got a loose one there.
Oh, yeah.
Keep doing it, Uncle Bernie.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
You got money, right?
Right, Milo?
Why don't you keep contributing to Uncle Bernie?
Hey, I'm going to contribute something to you.
Come on. Keep going.
And look.
Oh, yeah.
Come on, you can do it.
Oh, yeah.
You're the alt-right, aren't you?
You're the alt-right.
I'm going to make you the alt-left.
I'm going to make your ass the alt-left.
I'm going to tag your ass with the alt-left.
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah!
No, don't touch me!
Oh, no.
No, Milo, don't touch me.
Oh, don't touch me!
Ah!
Ah!
Oh, my God!
Oh, you hurt, Uncle Bernie, Milo Yiannopoulos.
Oh, you hurt, Uncle Bernie.
You chip my apple.
You chip my apple.
All right.
Now what I want you to do, Milo, is don't tell anybody I told you to take your underwears off and keep contributing.
And here, here's some AIDS drugs just in case you can't afford them.
I mean, give me a break, Bernie.
You're a shameless bastard.
You're a shameless bastard, Bernie.
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Anyway, folks, listen, I didn't mean to get off on that tirade about Bernie Sanders, but I mean, wasn't this man talking all kinds of garbage about Donald Trump?
And here this guy is, he's showing up at the Trump dinner.
What the hell is that?
What the hell is that about?
What the hell is that about?
Anyway, folks, with that being said, obviously I'm very hype.
I'm going to obviously open up the phone lines here in a minute, and I want to hear from you.
So give me a call if you want to chime in about anything that you want to share with us about this just very, very memorable occasion, to say the least.
I mean, this is a historic moment, and that is always overstated.
But this is a historic, a historic moment.
Anyway, you can give me a call at 563-999-3791 is the number to call here.
And I want to hear from you, okay?
I want to hear from you.
I want to hear what you have to say.
And listen, if you're on the left, if you're one of these long-haired, bed-waiting, liberal hippies out here that are pissed, that are out here, you know, thinking that I don't know, that Donald Trump is going to somehow be the fourth Reich or something.
I mean, why don't you give me a call?
I want to hear from you.
I mean, what the hell is your major malfunction, you nimrodic piece of kebab meatbag chewing trash?
What is your major malfunction?
Give me a damn call right now.
Don't be a punk.
Get your fruity ass up off your goddamn ass, all right, and give me a call.
563-999-3791.
For Christ's sake, if you don't like Trump, why don't you give me some explicit detail on why?
Why is America going to be some horrific place now that Donald Trump is president?
And don't give me this racist crap.
Don't give me this freaking sexist crap because it's a lie and you know it.
Anyway, with that being said, folks, before I start taking calls here, I want to go ahead and talk a little bit about some event that took place the night before the actual inauguration.
And I'm talking about something that was organized by the supposed alt-right.
Yeah.
And that is this event called Deplorable.
Deplorable.
Now, for you folks that are unaware, Deplorable was this supposed event that was going to comprise the alt-right and many supposed media characters and social media characters that supposedly enabled Trump to become elected, right?
Anyway, look, I'm curious.
I mean, I'm not the biggest fan of Mark Cernovich or Mike Cernovich, whatever the hell his stupid fruit bowl name is.
I'm not a big fan of the guy, but I thought it was a valiant attempt.
I say, okay, let me see the live stream on YouTube.
I mean, what is this deplorable?
You know what, folks?
I don't know if I caught it at a bad time.
I don't know what it was.
But I tuned into this son of a bitch.
And I saw Mike Cernovich, of course.
Hi, this is Mike Cernovich.
And I want to thank every one of you guys for being here at the Pluraball.
And we are the alt-right.
And I want to get to the stage some of the people that helps us in our guerrilla mindset.
And that's what they're going to do.
Anyway, lo and behold, okay, he brings up two of the most fruitiest fruit bowls I have ever seen in any kind of right-wing setting.
Now, let me explain something.
I am not against homosexuals, okay?
I'm not, okay?
I'm not, okay?
Let's say you're a feminine homosexual.
I'm not against that either.
What I'm against is these two fruit bowls that I saw, which I later found out were the, I guess, the representatives or the people that created the gateway pundit, which I will never retweet again after seeing the absolute leprechaunning of the asses of the individuals who made this site for Christ's sake.
I mean, they were leprechaun in their asses all over the stage for Christ's sake, man.
I mean, I was like, is this the alt-right, really?
I mean, this looks like a leftist convention, for Christ's sake.
I mean, these guys, and listen, they were acting fruity as hell.
They were leprechaun in their asses.
They were acting like, you know, their assholes were puckered because they were about to service like a massive glory holes that were filled.
I don't know what the hell that was, okay?
But listen, okay, let's just say for the sake of argument they're homosexual, okay?
Great.
Why do you have to act like some fruity ass fruit bowl that just, I don't know, that you're like in heat, like your asshole is puckered, you're leprechaun in your ass, and you're in heat.
Why exactly do you have to act that way?
Why can't you just act the seriousness of the moment?
All right, why couldn't you just act the seriousness of the moment, man?
I mean, Donald Trump was going to be inaugurated as the president.
I mean, why are you acting like some teenage schoolgirl that just saw Justin Bieber?
I just don't get it, man.
I was very disappointed in the deplorable, aside from the people that were invited.
All right?
And listen, I really feel bad for Sheriff Clark and James O'Keefe who arrived at this stupid dumb event, and they actually dressed in tuxedos.
When you got Cernovich, I guess he was the master of ceremonies in some kind of a shit-stained shirt with some kind of a two-bit goddamn sports jacket out here.
I mean, it was just, it was a joke.
It was an utter joke.
And then when they panned to the crowd, when they panned to the crowd, I mean, everybody just looked like they had like a sour puss on their face.
Like, oh, man, I mean, this was deplorable.
I mean, I don't, what, what is this?
I don't get it.
I don't know.
I don't get it.
And aside from that, folks, if you wanted to go into the deplorable, there were stipulations, you know?
I mean, coming from somebody who wants free speech, right?
Huh?
Cernovich, out free speech, but no, we have rules.
You're going to come in here.
You know what they said?
I'll tell you what they said, okay?
Now, first one I can understand because you don't want any kind of bad PR, no kind of Richard Spencer type of attention whoring.
No Sieg Hiles, okay?
I can understand it.
No Sieg Hiles.
I get it, okay?
Then they added no dirty dancing.
No dirty dancing.
What?
What is it?
What?
What the hell is that?
You can't do the Lombada over here?
I mean, here you are.
You're meeting with some right-wing Latina chick, right?
You want to show her that you're cultured.
Give her the Lombada.
And you mean to tell me because Cernovich said no goddamn dirty dancing that I can't give this damn hot tamale whorebag a deplorable, the damn lombada?
What the hell is that crap?
All right, aside from that, no Sieg Heils, no dirty dancing.
Guess what they banned from the event?
Pepe the Frog.
Pepe the Frog, folks.
I mean, the staple of the alt-right, right?
I mean, supposedly, they banned Pepe the Frog.
I mean, what cuckery, Mike Cernovich?
What cuckery?
I cannot believe that you have submitted to the left-wing cookery, equating a goddamn caricature of a frog to that of some kind of racist connotation.
It's a freaking frog.
How in the hell could you ban Pepe the frog?
I just can't believe this, man.
And what is that going to accomplish anyway there, Cernovich?
I mean, that's why I don't like Cernovich, man.
I'm going to be honest with you.
This guy likes to pretend that he's a part of the whole troll community and poll and underground internet.
And then when it starts getting a little too deep for him and then people start unearthing facts about his life, like, you know, he became a millionaire divorcing his ex-chick.
All of a sudden, he wants to pull back from that and then demonize that for Christ's sake, man.
I'm serious, man.
He does this constantly.
You know, I mean, you know, I'm serious, man.
I just, I'm sorry.
I'm not a fan of Cernovich.
I think he's a complete, disgusting, pathetic human being that is a self-serving piece of trash.
And the reason I say this, it's not just because of him being a self-promoter, a self-marketer, or anything of that nature.
It's because he is turning into a complete pure, you know, cuck-cold connoisseur, for lack of a better term.
He's turning into a damn cuck-hold connoisseur.
Okay, no Sieg Hiles.
I don't know what the hell his problem is about the dirty dancing, but no, Pepe.
I mean, then why are you even having a deplorable ball?
I mean, isn't that why Hillary Clinton said that we were a basket of deplorables because we liked a frog that supposedly was racist, sexist, homophobic?
I mean, I don't get it.
I don't get it.
Anyway, Cernovich, the reason I really don't like you now is because how much money did you put into this event?
Seriously.
How much goddamn money?
I mean, here you are.
You are literally, you are literally paying this.
Remember, what was he paying baked Alaska?
$5,000 a month.
You paid that idiot ex-BuzzFeed leftist cuck, Baked Alaska.
You paid him $5,000 a month.
Now, I'm just thinking, you just cut him from your payroll.
And, okay, you should have some money.
You should have some money set aside.
How come you couldn't pay for a better goddamn venue?
And even if you couldn't pay for a better venue, how come you couldn't hire some fruity ass David Tutera-like idiot to go and make it look like a decent event for Christ's sake, man?
I mean, seriously, man, you know what that looked like to me?
It looked like if I walked in there and I was walking into the Deplorable, I would have thought I was walking into a Mexican Kinsiniera.
Y'all familiar with those?
You know, when the bimbo turns 15 and becomes a woman, the Mexicans, they throw the girl a kinsiniera.
It looked like a kinsinera at a freaking bingo hall rented out, and they're serving like, you know, Kentucky fried chicken.
I mean, I'm not joking.
It looked that stupid.
It looked that trashy.
I mean, I was an embarrassment.
And, you know, what makes it even more ironic is that the leftists were targeting this ball as if it was like some major event, as if these people that were going to attend this, with the exception, I think, of Sheriff Clark and James O'Keefe, like the people that were attending these events are like hardcore militant right-wing alt-right or some crap.
I saw nothing of the sort.
I was looking in the crowd.
Was embarrassed.
And the reason I was embarrassed is not just because of the ugly, fat, old people and the disgusting, ugly, fruity cucks in the crowd, but the leprechaun of the ass of like those idiots from Gateway Pundit.
I mean, I just that really disturbed me.
You want to know why?
Because I thought with the election of Donald Trump that this was going to be the return of man.
I thought it was going to be the return of man and that this emphasis of being an over-feminized fruit bowl was going to kind of fade away into oblivion.
And the only ones that are going to actually be feminized fruit bowls are those that are biologically made to be feminized fruit bowls.
And you know who they are.
I mean, you know that the kid from Who's the Boss was going to be a fruity ass before he even grew up.
So that's why I'm saying, folks, I thought this was going to be the return of man.
You know, we're going to, you know, see this de-emphasis of feminized fruit bowls.
But then when I saw, all right, then when I saw the gateway pundit people, I mean, am I mistaken?
Was it an old gay man and his like young gay lover?
I mean, that's what it looked like to me.
I have no idea who these people are.
I mean, I was informed by somebody that that was the gateway pundit people.
I had no idea who these people were.
But I can tell you they make the right wing of the political spectrum look like a bunch of fruit bowl idiots.
And I'm ashamed.
I am ashamed that my show, me, the capitalist army, and everybody on the Trump train is even affiliated with this deplorable nonsense.
I'm ashamed.
I mean, what a joke.
I'm sure leftists were looking at that laughing their ass off.
You know, I'm sure leftists were looking at it and like, ha ha, look at these guys.
And they say we're fruity?
Oh, my God.
I mean, and they say that we're like snowflakes.
Oh, my God.
I'm not joking, man.
It was an embarrassment.
And, you know, anyone who still follows Mike Cernovich after this, you have fallen victim to a cult of personality.
I'm sorry.
You have fallen victim to a cult of personality.
Mike Cernovich Cult00:03:06
Because I don't see the lore in Mike Cernovich.
I'm sorry.
I don't understand why everybody is following this guy.
Can somebody explain that to me?
Call me up right now and explain why Mike Cernovich is such a badass.
Can somebody find 563-999-3791?
I mean, was he a part of the capitalist army that dox the goddamn the Black Panther Party leader to prevent the Black Panthers from going to the Republican convention armed?
No, that was us.
That wasn't Mike Cernovich.
Was Mike Cernovich the one that released the goddamn DC Madams list and basically exposed Ted Cruz for a philandering piece of woman of the night patronizing piece of crap?
No, he didn't.
I'm just trying to figure out what exactly is the whole lore of Mike Cernovich here.
Can somebody explain that one to me?
What exactly is the lore of this guy?
I don't get it.
And not to mention, I try to tune into him whenever he has his periscopes thinking, well, maybe the guy's a very good speaker.
You know, maybe, you know, his speech is pretty inspiring or something of that company.
Are you kidding me?
Have you heard this guy?
Hey, guys, I'm Mike Cernovich.
And I just want you guys to go ahead and go ahead and give me the buy my book Gorilla Mindset and where it's the alt-right.
And I want to say, yeah, Milo Yannopoulos is now with me.
I also want to say I have fired a baked Alaska, baked Alaska with one of my employees, and for whatever reason, baked Alaska.
This wouldn't like do what I tell them.
I mean, give me a freaking break.
Good God, man.
Man, Cernovich, seriously, get the hell out of the...
Just don't say that you're right, alt-right, or anything.
Just say you're your own guy.
All right, Cernovich?
Because when people look at you, they're going to look at me, they're going to look at the capitalist army, and they're going to think of you and that stupid-looking Hair Club for Men face of yours as like some sort of leader of those of us that are individuals and that are doing this out of our own free will.
I'm serious.
Stop acting as if you're a leader.
Stop acting as if you are one of the mouthpieces, the cleft palette mouthpiece of the goddamn alt-right.
Please stop doing it, Mike Cernovich, okay?
Please.
You're embarrassing us.
You're embarrassing me.
You're embarrassing me.
I'm just saying, you're embarrassing me there, Mike Cernovich.
And then not to mention, you sit here, and moreover, you know what?
I don't want to go too much off Mike Cerdovich.
I mean, just me talking about this guy.
Stop Acting Like Leader00:10:34
He's probably listening.
Yeah, you see, I got him.
You see, even though he may be talking bad stuff about me, he's still talking about me.
And as long as Ghost is talking about me, one of his people are going to buy my books.
They're going to buy my books, Guerrilla Mindset.
And that's all that matters.
So anyway.
And moreover, where the hell was InfoWars at the Deplorable?
I mean, not even Alex Jones and InfoWars wanted to show up at that freaking Deplorable, for Christ's sake, because it was a joke.
All right?
You know what I mean?
It was a joke.
So anyway, with that being said, let me go ahead and, well, we've got some time left.
Let's go ahead and take a few callers here and see what people have to say about today's festivities.
It's a new day in America.
Donald Trump is now our President of the United States.
And I'm telling you this right now, man, it is time.
It is time for the capitalists to show the potential that we have and how we're going to change this country and how we are going to submit these bureaucrats.
And did you hear, folks?
It wasn't 20% that was initially reported that Donald Trump is going to slash in federal jobs.
It's going to be 29%.
Oh, man, that's great.
Anyway, folks, let's take some calls here.
Was it 563-999-3791 is the number to call.
I want to hear from you.
I think we got Jimmy Capitalist.
Let's hear from Jimmy Capitalist from across the pond.
How you doing, Jimmy?
Hey, Ghost.
How you doing?
How is everyone doing today?
What a fantastic day, everyone.
I want to say thank you to everyone who was on the Trump train and contributed to this.
What a marvelous day, everyone.
And I'm so happy for my American friends across the pond.
You guys, just brilliant, amazing.
Great job.
And honestly, I'm very happy for you guys.
You've got your country back.
And long live Donald J. Trump.
And, you know, I want to thank you, Jimmy.
You've been here with us ever since I came back.
You've kind of seen the evolution of the campaign and how it was kind of iffy at times.
We didn't even know whether or not Donald Trump was going to win the primary once he won the primary.
We didn't know if he was going to be able to win the election, if he was going to be compromised in some way, if he was going to be assassinated.
I mean, there was a lot of things that we had gone through, and what a ride it's been.
And not to mention the Brexit vote is really kind of what kicked off this whole sentiment of tearing away from the globalists that have literally latched onto us like a bunch of parasites.
Of course, man, such a rocky road, such a long campaign.
And then when we had that Brexit vote come through against all odds, I think that's when we all thought, you know what, Trump can do it.
And even when he got the victory on November 8th, and Hillary Clinton conceded, it still didn't feel real.
And it didn't feel real right up until today, man, when he started his speech and he said that he was going to give the power back to the people.
Man, I broke down and I nearly cried.
It was just absolutely fantastic.
You know, there's so much effort and so much time and just love and determination from every single member of the capitalist army and the Trump train.
And people from over here who were involved in Brexit and Americans who helped us with Brexit, it was just such a devoted effort from everybody.
And we did it.
We've done so well.
We've put a capitalist in the White House who's going to take out the globalists.
He's going to remove the bureaucrats.
He's going to make America great again.
And it's just fantastic, Ghost.
And I'm going to start getting emotional now thinking about it.
It's such an amazing day.
So much work has gone into this.
Man, I'm just so thankful.
No, it was a lot of work, Jimmy.
I'm telling you, you were there.
We were all there.
I mean, we went through a lot.
Remember the Dox the Delegates campaign?
Remember the doxing the candidates?
We doxed Ted Cruz.
The Capitalist Army called him, heard his bilingual message on his answer machine.
We doxed Romney.
I mean, it was great, man.
We stopped the Black Panthers from going to the Republican convention armed.
I mean, the D.C. Madams list, you know, airing the, at least on this show, airing what WikiLeaks was going to say weeks before they actually put it out.
It was just a really, really unbelievable chain of events that has culminated in today.
And like you said, Jimmy, you're getting emotional about the speech.
I was also getting emotional because this man did not say I, me, I, my, any of those types of words referencing himself.
He referenced the people, and he basically called out the bureaucrats.
He called out the globalists, and he called out radical Islam.
And one thing I did like about that speech is that he is going to eradicate radical Islam off the face of the planet.
And that is the first time I've ever heard a leader in a global sense say anything of the sort.
What do you think about that particular part of the speech?
I think it was excellent.
I wasn't shocked when I heard him say it, but it was just such a pleasant surprise in a sense to hear it from the United States President.
You know, for eight years, we've seen Obama just be a cuck about the subject and just not confront his enemies head-on.
Now we have a commander-in-chief in the White House who is determined and willing to attack America's enemies direct, head-on, and with a firm fist.
And it's just fantastic.
This guy is just the leader that America needs right now.
He's going to take out the Islamic menace.
And when I say Islamic menace, I don't mean the whole religion.
I mean just the caliphate and the extremist, The extremist order that's going on in the Middle East right now.
It's just brilliant ghost.
I'm sorry, I'm a bit lost for words.
I've had a couple of drinks today, and it's just a lot of stuff to take in at once, man.
But as you were saying there, there's been a lot done this year.
I remember when you came back in March, and it's just been such a roller coaster ride.
And it's fantastic that we finally got here in the end, man.
I'm sorry I haven't got a lot to say.
I'm kind of still in shock here today.
No, don't worry about it, Jimmy.
And hey, thank you for, first of all, being a part of the capitalist army, the inner circle, contributing all that you've contributed.
And let me tell you, I'm just as lost for words as well.
That's why I'm kind of erratic in my thought processes.
I mean, it is a great, memorable day, a historic day on not just an American sense, a global sense.
Because now, what Donald Trump is about to do in his first hundred days, he's going to rock the planet.
And what that means is, is all these years that these damn global bureaucrats have been working to usurp the sovereignty of the world, it is all going to be just undone.
Because as Trump said, we're going to bring the wealth back, we're going to bring the jobs back, we're going to bring prosperity back, and America, which I liked what he also said about America's foreign policy, America will no longer force their values on the rest of the world.
On the contrary, we're going to make America great so that other countries will want to follow, as opposed to having our values enforced upon other people.
And I thought that was excellent.
I thought that was great.
I thought at some point in time we were there.
I mean, everybody wanted to be American.
Everybody wanted to have Americana, blue jeans, music, rock and roll, you know, TV.
You know, I'm serious.
And then somewhere along the line, we decided that we were going to go out and become the, and listen, look, truth be told, America was used by the globalists for military muscle because all of our military endeavors and all the $14 trillion that we have spent on wars for the past 50 plus years,
it has done nothing but basically help create the landscape for the globalists to basically usurp power incrementally, slowly, but surely.
And I hate to say this, that that's what our country and our Defense Department, our troops have been used for.
And it was a breath of fresh air to hear Donald Trump say that we're not going to be using our troops for that any longer.
What we're going to do is we're going to make America great again.
We're going to make America strong again.
We're going to make America rich again.
And in the process of doing that, people from across the world are going to want to be America again.
They're not going to want to hate America because we're forcing our values at the barrel of a gun, because we're going out implementing these horrific, disgusting black operations under the name of the CIA with our backing.
That's why I'm saying, folks, it is a great day today.
And I hope, I sincerely hope that you understand the seriousness of this day today.
I mean, it is a very serious day and not just American history, but world history.
And if you have not seen the speech, by God, please look at it one more.
All right.
I mean, it is a great speech.
He literally said that today's the day where the people have taken back control of their government.
And what have I been saying for the past eight years, man?
What have I been saying on this broadcast?
I said that this is a government made for the people and by the people.
But if the people fall asleep at the wheel, what we saw the very consequence of those actions, for the past 50, 60 plus years, the people have fallen asleep at the wheel.
Time to Understand Politics00:03:49
And what I mean by that is that they have not properly been political.
They have not elected statesmen that were going to oblige their ideals or their policies.
On the contrary, it seems as if every time we elected one of these bureaucrats, they felt that it was a mandate for them to basically pass any law they want, rule over us how they feel like it.
I mean, it was a license for them to be Caligula.
And that's why I'm saying now, folks, even though Donald Trump is elected president, this is just a winning battle.
This is not winning the war.
When we're going to win the war is when we eliminate Washington of these establishment bureaucrats, that stupid lackey ass smiley Paul Ryan, Mitch McConnell, you know, these dumbass bureaucrats that have made a career off of public service.
And there should be no one that makes a career off of public service.
I mean, it makes no sense how someone can be a public servant and nothing else and then retire a millionaire or at some two-bit job at some banking institution.
We need to unelect each and every one of these idiots that brought us here.
Each and every one on both sides, Democrats and Republicans.
On the Democrat side, I mean, it's already going out to pasture.
The average age I read of the leadership of the Democratic Party is like 74 years old.
They are on their way out.
And that's why I have advocated here for some time that there is a wide open opportunity for the center of left individuals that still have a little bit of rational thinking in their head to usurp power within the Democratic Party and get the Democratic Party a new platform that is completely against the damn progressive left at this point in time.
I mean, Democrats, okay, great.
The progressive left, the far left, has taken control of the Democratic Party.
That's great.
But by this election, it should show all of you Democrats that the country does not want to take a progressive left path to the future.
And now what I'm calling on is left-of-center Democrats to start rising up, to start making blogs, to start vlogging, to start amplifying your ideals.
I mean, none of this ridiculous, extremist, leftist progressivism.
None of this race hustling politics.
None of this divide and conquer nonsense.
It's time for Democrats to start talking issues again.
It's time for Democrats to put policy on the table that could potentially lure some of our right-of-center voters.
It's time for America to be politically mature.
It's time for us to understand what politics is.
It's time for us to understand that we must be well informed before we start running our gators and mouthing off things that you think you know, but you don't know crap.
And in this day and age of the Internet, when you've got every publication, every news source, I mean, up-to-the-date news to the point where somebody on the scene can put up their damn camera phone and broadcast what they're witnessing to the world, there is no reason for you to be so politically ignorant.
Happy Baller Friday00:03:31
There is no reason for you to take verbatim what the talking heads on the boob tube are going to tell you as supposed truth.
This is a new age where you, me, we're the new media, and we have to keep ourselves properly informed because if we don't, we will allow the lame stream media to once again shape the narrative in the general American populace, and that can never happen again.
That can never happen again.
So, with that being said, folks, let me just calm my ass down here.
Let's take a load off here.
As a matter of fact, let me go ahead and get a drink here.
Give me my drink.
First and foremost, before I get to some Twitter shout-outs, I want to say first and foremost, Happy Baller Friday cheers to the capitalist Army.
Let me tell you something.
The Capitalist Army has done some major damage throughout this campaign.
I mean, let me tell you, I've already mentioned some of the things.
I mean, there's so many things that we have done to aid the cause of what is now the culmination of President Donald Trump.
But one thing that also comes to mind is D-Ray McKesson.
I mean, let me tell you something.
Black Lives Matter and D.R.A. McKesson, they know who the capitalist army is, and they'll ignore you if you even say the term capitalist army.
Do you understand that?
So, the reason I say cheers to the capitalist Army, because it's been one hell of a ride.
We've done a lot of digital damage, like I said we were going to do back in summer, and we did it, folks.
Let me tell you something.
Cheers to you.
Cheers to the Trump train, and cheers to the new president who has taken control of state power with the ideals of capitalism backing him up.
I want to say cheers to all of us.
We did it.
It is a new day in America.
And let me tell you something right now.
I can already feel the difference, baby.
It is a capitalist revolution.
We have won the battle.
We are going to continue fighting the war until this is a capitalist goddamn country once and for all.
Cheers to everybody out there, baby.
Cheers.
Good stuff, man.
Good goddamn stuff.
Anyway, with that being said, let's go ahead and get to everybody's, well, one of everybody's favorite segments, and I'm talking about Twitter shout-outs.
And for you folks that don't know, all you've got to do is retweet the first tweet on my Twitter account.
And the tweet to retweet is True Capitalist Radio Live.
That's right.
True Capitalist Radio Live.
If you retweet that tweet, I will give you a Twitter shout-out live right here on the broadcast right here and now.
And hey, Engineer, how do you feel that Donald Trump is now elected President of the United States?
I'm telling you, I feel the same goddamn way.
Do we got any Twitter shout-outs, Engineer?
Bandai!
All right, well, let's go ahead and get to some Twitter shout-outs right now!
Anyway, we got Cuck Lives Matter.
How you doing, man?
We got Zach Goodman.
We got Kingfish.
What's going on to Kingfish?
How you doing, man?
True Capitalist In House00:15:02
We got ProHonky in the house.
We got Lehigh in the place.
We got blasphemous bastard in the house.
Who else we got?
We got Teutonic Plague.
Oh, what's going on with the Teutonic Plague?
We got Sergeant Yoda.
We got Cell.
I'm not going to say that Cell Tohu merch or whatever the hell you're trying to don't know.
No.
We got the Inner Synagogue.
Now, shut up, you stupid moron, the inner synagogue.
We got the Smiler in the house, Young Dyrus in the place, Governor Wolf in the house.
We got the Brony Network.
We got congrats from Jimmy Capitalists.
Yeah, no kidding, man.
No kidding.
Bureaucrats on Dole.
Yeah, well, they ain't going to be on Dole for very longer, baby.
You understand what I'm saying?
They're going to be about 30% less federal bureaucrats, and they're going to be in the unemployment line.
And I'm telling you, you know who they're going to have to come to for a job?
You know who you damn bureaucrats are going to have to come to for a job?
The capitalists.
And when we read that you were a lifelong bureaucrat, we ain't going to look too favorably to you, you little stupid piece of crap.
You thought that you idiot bureaucrats were just going to ride high and be able to get these inflated budgets, these ridiculous benefits, and these goddamn retirements when all you do is paper push for 30 goddamn years.
Go shove it up your ass, bureaucrats.
I told you.
I told you this day would come.
I told each and every one of you, you bureaucrats, you entitlement recipients, I told you.
I told you that this day would come.
And now it's here.
And you want to know why you're all protesting?
You want to know why you're burning cars?
You want to know why you're breaking buildings?
Because you're going to have to go back to work.
Get back to work.
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You're goddamn right, folks.
Anyway, we got Krillin in the house.
What's going on?
We got RIP CNN 1117.
Yeah, let me tell you something right now.
That's it for CNN.
All right?
I think CNN needs to go.
All right?
It needs to go for Christ's sake.
I mean, that ridiculous report that they aired right before the inauguration, hinting to the fact that if Donald Trump was somehow assassinated, that Obama would appoint an appointee to be the president.
Why in the hell would they air that?
Son of a bitch.
Anyway, we got Vivian H.D. in the house, Havel the Rock, dawn of a new era.
Yeah, no kidding.
Dawn of a new era.
We've got, no, I'm not saying Melania cosplay.
Man, let me tell you something.
If you can Melania cosplay, then you're probably obviously a very immaculate looking piece, if I don't say so myself.
Anyway, hey, hey, a Melania is making the first lady a lady again.
I mean, I'm tired of that tranny.
Let me tell you something.
Everybody saw, did y'all see Michelle Obama?
Did y'all see how everybody was looking at her like, oh, Jesus, we got to pretend that this, you know, Colin Kaepernick specimen over here is somehow still a woman.
I mean, get the hell out of here.
Anyway, let's continue going here.
We've got Poop Ziggler, whatever the hell that means.
CDI fan 237.
White House bed equals yellow.
You know what?
Shove it up, you're ass.
Shove it up, your ass.
That was fake, you idiots.
That report was fake.
It was a fanfic on 4chan.
It was a fanfic on 4chan.
Enough of that crap, man.
Jesus Christ, give me the.
That was a fake report, you morons.
Jesus Christ, you keep beating a dead horse here.
Keep beating a damn dead horse.
Oh, my God.
Who else do we have here?
What's going on to the green leader, man?
How you doing?
I appreciate you and the other European chaps that are in the inner circle chat talking about European politics.
Matter of fact, we were talking about African politics last evening, which was, you know, rather a very interesting conversation.
Talking about how the ANC has pretty much nullified itself and has pretty much let the folks down that they were trying to, you know, release from oppression and apartheid.
So anyway, great conversation.
Let's move on here.
I'm getting a little too intimate here.
We've got Remington.
We've got Ghost Caretaker.
Ghost is caretaker.
What kind of a is that like some fine-ass chick?
Is that some fine-ass chick like in the freaking profile?
Listen, I am not in a wheelchair, assholes, all right?
I'm not in a wheelchair.
Chopper up, ghost.
Shut up with the chopper.
Shut up!
Shut up with the chopper trolls, man.
I was seriously concerned that there was a goddamn chopper above my house.
Why would there be a chopper above my house?
Jesus, Chris, give me the house.
The goddamn mic.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, folks, we are now in the second hour of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
And of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
And once again, folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
Before we get started on some more Twitter shout-outs, I'd like for everybody to please spread it around like wildfire and let everybody know that True Capitalist Radio is in effect and in the house.
And we are live every Monday through Friday, 4 p.m. Central Standard Time, right here on the official website of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
And it is blogtalkradio.com slash ghost.
That's blogtalkradio.com slash ghost.
All right, tell everybody you know, baby.
Tell everybody you know and tell them to tune into the True Capitalist Radio Show.
I'm telling you this right now.
One of the most underrated podcasts on the internet today.
Have close to 70,000 live listeners every time I broadcast, and yet nobody wants to acknowledge yours truly.
I mean, to the point where yours truly won the shorty awards of 2011, and instead of awarding me the shorty awards, they eliminated the whole radio category.
I mean, that's how much they fear ghost and the capitalist army.
Do you understand me?
Anyway, let's continue going here.
If you want a Twitter shout-out, go ahead and go to my Twitter account, PoliticsGhost, right now.
All right?
Politics Ghost right now.
And retweet the first tweet on my Twitter account, man.
All right?
The tweet to retweet is True Capitalist Radio Live, baby.
Anyway, what's going on?
We got Distilling Capitalist.
What's going on?
We got Prince in the house.
We got another person in the place.
We got Benton Bannon in the house.
I also want to give a shout out to Armadillo Bandit, who was out there representing the Capitalist Army at the actual inauguration.
What's going on?
Who else do we have here, for Christ's sake?
Once again, retweet the first tweet on my Twitter account if you want a Twitter shout-out.
We got Veteran Capitalist in the place.
We got Remover of Kebab.
We've got Hans Gubbensmid in the house.
I'm telling you, what a great day.
It's a great day in American history.
I'll tell you that.
We got Daniel Walsh in the place.
R-Tron Havoc.
Somebody named a Horny Unicorn.
Cold Cracker in the place.
We've got Baron Baselord.
Baron Basselord.
I saw the memes of Baron, man.
That is a spitting image of Donald Trump.
I'm telling you, that is a mini Trump.
There's Sneakman.
We've got the Yellow House asshole.
And the Yellow House and the Piss Yellow House back to back.
Real funny, you...
Real funny.
I bet you think you're so cute creating the goddamn Twitter name like that.
Jesus Christ.
I bet you think you're so goddamn cute, don't you?
Shove it up your ass.
Listen, that was a fake report.
Give me the freaking.
Son of a bitch.
We got the Just Workman in the place.
What's going on?
We got Fight to Survive.
Grim Capitalist in the place.
We've got Spit in Ghost's Face.
Yeah, you know what?
Why don't you come on over here and try it, you son of a bitch, and see if I don't stop a mud hole in your face.
Son of a bitch.
We've got the Trans Tendo Switch.
The Trans Tendo Switch.
And not to mention, what's up with Nintendo with these dumb two-bit freaking gaming systems, for Christ's sake?
I mean, who the hell are they fooling with this crap?
I mean, do they honestly think that we're this stupid?
I mean, seriously, man.
I mean, it's like a baby's toy, you know, the freaking Switch.
I mean, look, I'm sorry if you like it, and they're like, no, I like it, Ghost.
You know, the Switch is great.
I like it.
It's so great.
It's a freaking baby's toy, man.
Anyway, the Trans Tendo Switch reminded me of that.
They put a pair of balls on the Nintendo Switch, which is, of course, the MO of the Trans family.
Anyway, we got the Neon Knight in the house.
What's going on?
We got Deplorable Atkins.
We've got Brony Drumming.
We've got, I'm not going to say that name, for Christ's sake.
We got the Baron Fan Clubs.
I mean, look at this, man.
I mean, Baron, I'm telling you, he's a pimp.
I'm telling you, he's a pimp.
Anyway, who else do we have here?
Once again, retweet the first tweet on my Twitter account.
That will give you a Twitter shout-out live right here on the broadcast.
We got Taco Lanza, whatever the hell that means.
We got Xara Hawks in the house.
We got Alan Lopez.
Who else do we have here?
Once again, retweet the first tweet.
Man, we're getting a lot of retweets on this inauguration Baller Friday edition of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
We got J-Man Capitalist in the house.
We got Pinochet 1 Ghost Zero.
Look, shut up, alright?
I'm actually a Pinochet.
I'm a big fan of Pinochet.
So let's not talk garbage about Pinochet.
All right, or I'll have to give you a free helicopter ride, you son of a bitch.
Anyway, we got, who else we got?
We got, I'm not going to say that name, Echo TF2.
We got Butterfried Stevie Ray.
What the hell does that mean, butter-fried Stevie Ray?
I don't like how you guys are making these Stevie Ray Vaughn names because Stevie Ray Vaughn, I mean, you're not supposed to be besmirching that man's memory.
That guy is a bad man.
Anyway, sell Pence merch.
What the hell does that mean?
Sell Madoka merch.
Jesus Christ.
Time to impeach Trump.
Time to impeach that.
Shut up your ass.
I mean, if we went eight years without impeaching that son of a bitch Obama, no.
Hell no.
We got Scarlet Moon in the house.
We got Spurdo Capitalist in the place.
What's going on?
We got Dot's Kit in the house.
What's going on to Tom and Snow White?
What's going on, man?
All right, I'm going to tell you a few more of these.
Then I'm going to move all the broadcasts and open up the phone lines and talk to some people about this Memorious Memorious?
Did I just say Memorious?
Jesus Christ, what am I, Don King?
I'm making up my own goddamn words for God.
This is a memorious, fantabulous, spectaculous day, baby.
Seriously, I'm turning into Don King up in here.
Anyway, we got choppers for commies.
Yeah, no kidding.
Free chopper rides.
Free helicopter rides for commies.
I tell you that right now.
We got Gabe the 13th.
The fourth Reich starts now.
Shut up with that crap, you son of a bitch.
We got Bureau Ghost Welfare.
Bureau Ghost Welfare.
Shut up, man.
Jesus Christ, man.
We got Junkyard America 2017.
Trolling Obama Panda00:15:26
How the hell do you figure?
How the hell do you figure, for Christ's sake?
Bloodsport is a good film.
That actually is a good film.
I actually like Blood Sports.
It's only one of the few Jean-Claude Van Damme movies that I actually kind of like.
You know?
Okay, USA.
I actually like it.
Anyway, we got eggplant fetish.
Ah, no, Eggplant fetish, that's disgusting, man.
I know what you mean by that.
I know what you idiots mean by that, man.
Eggplant fetish, you sick son of a bitch.
Give it.
Eggplant fetish, you assholes.
Is that what you're thinking about?
Is that what making your anus pucker?
You sick freaks, man.
You sick freaks.
Anyway, we got pendulum magician, pepperoni dog farts.
What the what?
What the hell does that mean?
Pepperoni dog farts.
Good God.
Who else do we have here?
We got a number 45 with extra with extra impeach.
You know what?
shove it.
A number 45 with extra impeachment.
You know what?
I'm done with this.
You know what?
You had to ruin it with one of those stupid, dumbass, ridiculous orders.
Trolls or pranks or whatever the hell you call them.
I've had enough of Twitter shout-outs.
Get them off my screen, engineer.
Goddammit.
I've had about enough.
I've had enough.
Give me the damn mic.
Give me the mic.
Give me the damn mic for Christ's sake, man.
Good Lord.
Listen.
You see what happens when you try to make the goddamn show a little interactive here?
Huh?
You see what happens?
This is why we can never have nice things.
Do you get it?
Anyway, let me calm my ass down.
Let me take a couple of deep breaths here.
It's a good day today, alright?
I mean, Donald Trump is the new president.
Don't let these trolls get to you, ghost.
God damn it.
Take a deep breath.
The sun is warm.
The grass is green.
The sun is warm.
The grass is green.
And what the hell is that panda?
Just leave me alone, dude.
I'm trying to calm down here, but I got these trolls that keep messing with me.
They keep messing with me.
They keep messing with me, man.
Even on Trump's election.
Even on Trump's inauguration.
and it's the first day he's president.
He hasn't been president for more than five hours, and you're freaking trolling me.
You're going...
Oh, my God.
I'm just, I'm tired, man.
I'm tired.
Look, can we please stop the trolling just for one day?
Just for what, goddamn day?
This is my bowler Friday, okay?
Trump's in office.
It's a special day.
Stop.
Just stop the trolls.
Just stop.
Just stop the trolls, please.
Just stop.
Jesus Christ, man.
Give me the freaking...
Oh, my God.
I got a...
I got to calm down here.
I got to calm down.
I mean, I just.
This is supposed to be a good day here.
Trump is in office.
Trump is the president of the United States.
The capitalists have taken control of state power.
And yet I still have a bunch of trolls trolling me, man.
Look, let me get a drink here.
Let me calm my ass down.
Let me go ahead and get to some goddamn callers here.
And listen, I'm going to be honest with you, man.
I'm not in the mood to take your damn trolls' crap today.
This is a great day.
A great goddamn day in American history.
Capitalists have taken control of state power.
The capitalists have taken control of state power.
This is our United States now.
This is ours.
And you wait to see what happens, all of you people.
You wait and see what happens.
And you idiots on Twitter, stop tweeting me, pandas, you idiot.
Stop tweeting me.
Stop tweeting me, goddamn pandas.
Stop tweeting me, pandas, you morons.
I'm not in the mood for this shit.
Jesus Christ, man.
Stop tweeting me, pandas.
Jesus, God, give me the mic.
Stop tweeting me pandas, for Christ's sake.
All right?
Oh, my God.
All right, let me calm down here, folks.
Breaking news.
Senate has just confirmed General Kelly to be Secretary of Homeland Security.
And that's good, because I want to talk to Mr. General Kelly.
And I want to know who the hell that double-dip DHS agent was so I could go and kick his ass.
I want to know who the double-dip agent was that came up to me at the damn taco bar, all right, so I could kick the living crap out of him.
I want to know who the hell that was.
I'm not even joking around.
I want to know who the hell that was.
And listen to me.
Stop tweeting me pandas jerk off.
Stop tweet.
You guys are squeeding me, Brandis!
It's pissing me off.
It's pissing me off.
Stop tweeting me, goddamn pandas, you son of a bitch.
Oh my God, man.
Stop it, man.
Just stop.
Man, you guys are really pissing me off today, man.
You guys are really pissing me off.
I mean, you, you idiots, yeah, you son of a bitch.
Look at this panda.
Look at this sick twisted panda for Christ's sake.
Whoever, who is this?
Dwarf A1 Ghost Zero?
Screw you.
You kissed this ass.
What do you kiss?
What are you kissing this asshole?
God damn it, you sons of bitches are pissing me off today.
God damn sorts of bitches are pissing me off!
Look, I'm tired of this.
All right, listen to me.
I'm not joking around.
This is my day here today.
I have been working eight goddamn years.
Eight years I've been working to see this day.
And I'm not going to sit here and allow you dumb troll assholes to ruin it.
Say?
God damn it.
I'm not going to let you do it, man.
I'm not going to let you do it.
Anyway, let me get to the panda.
Jesus Christ, man.
Listen, I'm going to try to get through the goddamn rest of this freaking show.
But I'm telling you, man, I'm not very confident that this show is going to last much longer.
I'm not very confident that this show is going to last much longer.
I'll tell you right, goddamn now.
I'm not confident that it is, all right?
I'm not.
Hey, wait a minute.
Where in the hell?
Is that an Obama panda, you sack of crap?
I don't want to see Obama.
I don't want to see a Panda.
I don't want to see Obama.
I don't want to see a Panda.
I don't even want to see an Obama panda.
Folks, if you're not watching this, they just tweeted me a goddamn Obama panda that's chewing on a bamboo stick.
I don't know if that's supposed to be racist.
I don't know what the hell that's supposed to be.
All right, listen, that's about enough of the panda crack.
I mean, they tweeted at me an Obama panda, for heaven's sake.
I mean, Jesus Christ.
All right, I'm going to calm down here, folks.
I'm going to kind of just not pay attention to Twitter at this point in time.
And I'm going to move on here.
Let me take a drink, and I want to hear from you.
Listen, I'm tired of these damn trolls, okay?
Listen to me.
If I hear any more trolls or you guys come at me with another goddamn troll, if you idiots are going to make my life miserable, I'm going to leave today because I am not going to have my day ruined because you damn trolls think it's funny to piss me off.
I'm not going to do it.
I'm not going to do it, folks.
All right?
I'm serious.
This is my day today, all right?
Do you understand?
The capitalists have taken control of state power.
Do you understand me?
And you people are not going to ruin this.
Do you understand me?
You are not going to ruin this for me.
Anyway, folks, breaking news coming out again.
We were talking a little bit about Gambia yesterday and about how Senegal was sending in troops in Gambia, this, of course, in Africa, to basically remove Jame, which is the despot leader that took control of Gambia 22 years ago in a violent coup.
Now that they have a democratically elected new leader, he refuses to go.
Now, Gambia's Jamia to quit and leave, according to the BBC.
So we shall see what happens in Gambia, folks.
Anyway, Jesus Christ, these people are still tweeting me pandas.
Stop it with the pandas, please.
Stop it.
Just stop.
Good God, you idiots, you're making my stomach hurt.
I'll tell you that right now.
Anyway, folks, let's go ahead and let's take some callers right now.
Let's open up the phone lines on this free format.
Baller Friday.
And let's hear what you have to say on this glorious day.
This glorious day where we have a new president of the United States, a capitalist, a man by the name of Donald Trump.
I want to hear from you.
What do you have to say about it?
Give me a call.
563-999-3791 is the number to call here.
Let's go ahead and take some more callers.
How about area code 612?
You're on the horn.
What's going on?
Hey, Ghost.
How are you doing on this?
Terrific Baller Friday.
It's TC Capitalist.
Hey, what's going on, man?
I am doing great.
I am very excited.
Aside from the trolls trolling me, this is a glorious day, a day in which the capitalists have taken control of state power, and within 100 days, there's going to be a whole new country people aren't even going to recognize.
Absolutely, man.
You know, it took me a couple hours after that inauguration for it to sink in that we don't have to listen to that globalist Obama anymore.
I mean, having to deal with a president whose every bit of rhetoric is like a kick in the teeth with, you didn't build that, Trayvon looks like my son is going to control now, all this stuff, man.
Oh, man.
And aside from that, aside from that, the outright lies.
I mean, this guy was one of the biggest psychopath liars that I've ever seen in my entire life.
I mean, he completely lied to everybody.
And what really boggles my mind is that the people that he lied to, they love him.
I mean, he said, hey, we're going to give you this.
We're going to give you a free chicken in every pot, a Cadillac in every driveway.
We're going to pay your mortgage.
Yes, we can.
We're going to end racism.
I mean, he did the complete opposite, and the people that supported him still love him.
I don't get it.
Absolutely, man.
I mean, you compare his whole legacy to just that speech this morning and already America's greater.
I mean, you were there.
You caught that speech.
One of the best inauguration speeches in history.
Oh, my goodness.
I'm looking forward to seeing all the aircraft having a good time.
And not to mention.
No, I'm sorry, man.
I was just going to say he called out the bureaucrats, called out the globalists right there in front of their faces, man.
And I mean, I was surprised they didn't pan to any of these people, but I wanted to see the reactions of a Paul Ryan, of a Mitch McConnell, of a Nancy Pelosi, Chuck Schumer, when this president says, it was your fault.
You know, Washington got rich while everybody else in America got poor and the factories left.
Basically putting the bag in the court or the ball in the court, I should say, of these bureaucrats and putting them on the spot.
I just am amazed that he was able to do that and literally did it like it was nonchalant.
I mean, the guy is a pure madman.
Yeah, it was amazing.
I mean, just think of how much money we're going to save without all these bureaucrats.
You know, all the other administrations, they think of these people as just jobs created, and so they don't want to do anything about it.
Max Capitalist Shout Out00:10:25
But Trump and the capitalists, we think about, well, what value are you contributing to the country?
And if the answer is nothing, then get the hell out.
That's the way I look at it, man.
Hey, you want to give a shout out to anybody out there or say anything?
Yeah, shout-outs to Cuck Lives Matter, Tom, Jimmy Capitalist for his amazing Twitter name right now.
The rest of the inner circle, you, and, of course, our man, President Donald J. Trump, man.
Peace out.
Hey, thank you very much, man.
And I appreciate everything you contribute to the inner circle as well, man.
I appreciate it.
It's a great day.
It's the capitalist time now.
A long, hard work, man.
It was long, hard work, man.
Every day, you know, minus a few days, I would come up here and basically relay the information, try to tell people the contradictions and the hypocrisy of the mainstream media, predict the future, talk about what WikiLeaks was going to say way ahead before it was going to say it.
I mean, the docks, the delegates.
I mean, I just go on and on.
We did so much.
We did so goddamn much, man.
I mean, I can't believe that today is finally here.
Today is finally here.
And just like TC Capitalist said, I mean, just after one speech, America is already great again.
I can already feel it.
America is already great again.
I could feel it.
Can't you feel it?
I could feel it.
I definitely can feel it.
Anyway, I want to hear from you once again, 563-999-3791.
I want to hear from you.
What do you got to say about this glorious day, the day when the capitalists took control of state power?
How about 630?
You're on the horn.
What's going on?
Hey, ghost.
How's it going?
This is Max Capitalist over here.
Hey, what's going on, Max Capitalist?
How are you doing?
What do you have to say about today's festivities and everything that transpired?
Well, unfortunately, I was working all day and I didn't get a chance to watch, but I'm going to watch when I get home.
And, you know, I just wanted to report about what it feels like working with some of my liberal co-workers here.
I live in the Chicago area, and then a lot of my, you know, it just, no one really talks openly about politics at work.
I do hear eavesdropping, you know, through the halls sometimes.
For example, yesterday, this pair of these effeminate guys walking through the hallway, they're like, oh, if Biden was the nominee or Bernie, then we wouldn't be stuck with Trump.
And I just, you know, roll my eyes.
But it really feels like these people got punched in the gut and they deserve it.
It feels great.
So they are literally, even in your place of business, your place of work, they are, you know, somber.
They're pissed.
They're snarky.
They're upset.
So they're not even being adults about it.
They're literally just kind of crying like, for lack of a better term, bitches.
Well, yeah, they are bitches.
They got taken down a notch for sure.
And, you know, it's hard to just keep a straight face sometimes because you just want to smirk and feel great.
It's a great feeling going on.
Yeah, I hear you, sir.
Hey, do you want to give a shout-out or do you want to say anything to anybody out there?
Shout-out to any Chicago capitalists out there, especially in the inner circle.
By the way, Ghost, this is Max, NACS capitalist over here.
So shout out to any other Chicago capitalists.
All right, man.
Hey, thank you very much there, Max Capitalist.
And I appreciate you calling in.
And appreciate you sharing with us how butthurt your coworkers are and how a couple of effeminate males are acting as if their glory holes are going to be taken away from them from the public bathrooms or something.
I have no idea what the hell their problem is.
But hey, the butthurt is going across the board, isn't it?
Oh, man, this is great.
This is just goddamn great.
How about 419?
What are you doing on this Baller Friday?
Hey, 419, you there?
Hello?
Yeah, what's going on?
You're on the air.
What's going on, 419?
What do you got to say about today's festivities?
It's definitely going to be a day in history to remember, that's for sure.
Absolutely.
So what do you got to say about it, man?
What do you think?
Do you have any comments?
What do you got to say about it?
Well, I will admit to you, Capitalist Confession here.
I was at first a Democrat when we started out.
But as things started going on, I learned more about Trump.
I eventually helped him win Michigan.
And I did hear during his speech, he used I won.
And the only time he said it was, I will fight until my very last breath for you.
And that just means my day.
Yeah, I completely agree with you, man.
I mean, and I'm glad that you were once a Democrat.
You saw the light.
Now you're on the Trump train.
You're up there in Michigan.
We end up winning Michigan, by the way.
Thank you guys up there.
Do you want to give a shout-out or anything to anybody out there or any final comments?
And I just shout out to President Trump.
Let's go strong until 2025.
I hear you on that one, man.
Thank you very much for helping the Trump train out there in Michigan.
We definitely needed that state, and we got it.
And we definitely got it.
Not even Mitt Romney got it, that state, and that was his home state.
That just goes to show you how integral it was to get Michigan.
Let's continue going.
How about 817?
You're on the horn.
What do you got to say?
Greetings, ghost.
It's Sneak Man.
And today I would like to congratulate yourself and the capitalist army on a great victory.
Oh, it was a great victory indeed, man.
I mean, unbelievable.
What do you have to say?
What was your favorite moment in the entire festivity?
My favorite moment was finally getting to hear Trump.
And honestly, I wasn't disappointed.
I believe this is a new year free of feminism, social justice, and cucks.
I can agree to that, man.
I mean, then again, I didn't like what I saw at Deplorable as it relates to cucks and, you know, fruity asses.
But then again, you know, maybe that's just a temporary situation.
Maybe that needed to happen so that those of us that are out here actually doing things and not just self-promoting and marketing and grandstanding, we can obviously see where that side is coming from.
But anyway, Sneak Man, you want to give a shout-out?
Do you want to give any final comments while you're out here?
Well, I would like to indeed give a shout-out.
I'm going to be celebrating with friends, so I'd like to give a shout-out to my good friend Trent.
And, of course, the prognosticator of prognosticators, the man who saw too much in Vietnam.
I'm talking about Alex Jones.
All right.
Well, we get it.
Thank you very much there, Sneak Man.
I appreciate it.
And I'm not Alex Jones, okay?
Stop.
Don't even go there.
Don't spread that rumor out there.
It's been out there long enough.
I am not Alex Jones, okay?
And not to mention, did you see Alex Jones last night at about 3 in the morning, man?
I mean, who in the hell was buying rounds for this guy?
Jesus Christ.
I mean, come on, Alex.
I mean, what are you doing, man?
I mean, what bar was Alex Jones at, man?
Did y'all see that interview?
He was interviewing some guy at 3 in the morning.
I mean, freaking Alex Jones could barely stand up.
He's like, you know, think about Trump.
I mean, good God.
And this just end, folks.
Richard Spencer, we were just talking about this grandstanding imbecile who I don't know why the media keeps focusing on him as if this idiot is some kind of a mouthpiece for the alt-right.
But lo and behold, he got punched out by a protester.
Here it is, folks, all right?
I mean, you know, to be honest with you, and not to mention, okay, let's just say Richard Spencer is a white supremacist.
Is this the new look for the white supremacists now?
I thought white supremacists were supposed to look like some hard asses.
You know what I mean?
You know what I mean?
I thought they were supposed to look like, you know, balls with a foo man shoe, for Christ's sake, a tattoo on the head.
You know what I mean?
They got freaking lightning bolts on their throat.
You know, what the hell is this?
What the hell is Richard Spencer?
What kind of a white supremacist?
I mean, is this supposed to intimidate somebody?
I mean, if I was a minority and freaking Richard Spencer came up to me, I would not be intimidated by this guy.
Are you kidding me?
This guy looks like a metrosexual.
Y'all remember that whole terminology, metrosexual?
This guy looks like he's predying himself up so that some male can come up to him and say, hey, that's a nice jacket.
Wow, where do you get your hair done?
Do you exfoliate in your face?
Oh, my God.
Do you look just immaculate?
I mean, look at your nails.
Do you get manicured?
Oh, my God.
I'm not joking around, man.
I'm not joking around.
What happened?
What happened to this country when even white supremacists fruity bastards?
What the fuck?!
White supremacists are looking like fruity-ass bastards, man!
Good God.
I mean, what's happening?
I mean, listen, listen.
Give me the mic.
Give me the mic.
Year of Man Returns00:02:41
Look, that's why I was upset about the Deplorable mostly, okay?
Because when I saw the representatives of what I now know of as the Gateway Pundit, Gateway Pundit, that's a very interesting name considering those guys were puckering and freaking leprechauning their asses all over the stage at Deplorable.
But when I saw these guys acting like a bunch of teenage schoolgirls, leprechaun in their asses at Deplorable, I was just, that took a little bit of wind out of my sail, to say the least.
I thought this was the year of man.
I thought this was going to be the year of man, and we weren't going to be seeing this crap on the right.
You know, and let's say, okay, look, look, let's just say you are homosexual.
Let's just say you are a little feminine.
Okay, you're homosexual and you're feminine.
Why do you have to act like some over-feminized leprechaun in your ass, pucker in your asshole fruit bowl, prancing around like you got a hamster hanging out your asshole at the goddamn Deplorable State?
Why?
Why do you have to do that?
Why?
I mean, I don't understand this, man.
Why do you have to do that?
Why couldn't you take the thing serious?
Why couldn't you make a serious speech?
Even if you are fruity, you could take the seriousness of the situation serious.
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I mean, I was looking at these guys from Gateway Pundit, and it was an old man, an old gay man, that looks like he's trying to rip off the style of freaking, what the hell is it, Keith Obervin, okay?
And then he had his, like, boy, I think.
I think that was his kid.
Kid, of course, is prison term for bitch, for male lover.
And he had his kid with him with a freaking fruity-ass, looks like off-the-rack freaking suit-separate cheap piece of crap polyester suit with a moga hat.
And they were both fruiting up.
They were both fruiting around for Christ's sake.
Return of Man Christ00:16:10
I mean, I want this crap to end.
I thought this was the return of man for Christ's sake, man.
You know what?
I got to take a break, man, because listen to me.
I'm about to hyperventilate.
I'm about to go crazy.
I'm about to break stuff.
I'm scaring my dog.
And look, I should be happy right now.
I should be basking in the fact that Donald Trump is president, and not to mention capitalists have taken control of state power.
But I'm not.
I've got trolls talking garbage to me over here.
I'm a little unhappy with the supposed alt-right out here.
I'm tired of it, man.
I'm just, I'm tired of it.
All right.
I'm sorry, folks.
I got to kick back here, okay?
I've got to kick back.
I've got to kick back here.
I've got to calm down.
And let me just chill.
All right?
Let me just chill.
Let me calm down here.
I'm going to take a quick break.
Templeton is looking right at me.
He's a little scared right now because I'm going off Keister.
Let me go ahead and get him settled.
And I will be right back, folks.
Listen, because I don't want to end the broadcast.
I don't want to get too hyperventilation or hyperventilated.
I don't want to start breaking stuff.
I don't want to start going off Keyster.
This is supposed to be a great baller inauguration Friday.
All right?
This is supposed to be a special day.
This is a new day in America.
This is a new day in America.
And I'll be damned if you troll terrorists and cyber vermin ruin it for me.
I'll be damned.
So I'm just going to take a break.
Okay.
I'm going to take a goddamn quick break.
If I don't, I'm going to go insane.
I'm going to go insane if I don't.
So I'll be right back, folks, okay?
I know that I may sound a little bit spastic.
I may sound a little bit mentally neurotic right now, but I've got to do it.
I've got to take a break.
I've got to do it.
If I don't, I'm going to go insane.
So, you know, engineer, please, can you put on the horror from Empanema, please?
All right.
I'm going to be right back, folks, okay?
Don't go anywhere, okay?
I have to do it.
This is a tension-breaker break, okay?
It's a tension-breaker break, all right?
I might take a few shots.
I might, you know, gnaw on some steak that's in the refrigerator raw.
I may have to eat some raw onions.
I don't know what I'm going to do, okay?
I may have to squeeze some lemon in my eyeball so I can awaken back up into reality.
I don't know what I'm going to do, okay?
But I've got to do something.
I've got to take a break.
If I don't take a break, I'm going to go insane.
I'm going to go insane.
So, anyway, hey, Angie, get the whore from Empanema.
I'll be right back, folks.
You don't go anywhere.
This is a special Bowler Friday inauguration edition of the True Capitalist Radio Show.
I've got to take a break.
These goddamn troll terrorists and cyber vermin are getting on my goddamn nerves.
If I don't, I'm going to kick some ass.
I'm going to kick some ass.
I might go outside and kick the first person's ass that I see because these people are pissing me off.
This is my day.
It's mine.
It belongs to me.
The capitalists have taken over.
Donald Trump is the president now.
Donald Trump is the president now.
Do you understand me?
God damn it!
All right.
All right, I'm back, folks.
My apologies on that.
I just had to get the hell away for a second, man.
I mean, these trolls, these cyber vermins, you know, this is supposed to be a great day for me out here, and these people are pissing me off.
They're pissing me off.
So without any further ado, man, look, I, you know, it's time to bring out the beer.
That's about it.
That's it.
I'm sorry.
It is time to bring out the beer.
More beer!
That's what I'm talking about, man.
I've just had about enough.
That's what I'm talking about, man.
I'm not even joking around.
And this is about 6% beer.
I'm not even going to say which kind it is because I'm not going to promote any beer intake in this unless they're going to pay me.
So without any further ado, let's go ahead and get on with the broadcast before I get a little bit more.
Wait a minute.
Templeton, why are you crying?
Why are you crying, Templeton?
God damn it.
Jesus Christ.
I'm telling you, you know, Templeton's crying.
I got the freaking assholes on here from the freaking troll terrorists and cyber vermin aspects of the goddamn interwebs out here messing with me.
This is supposed to be a great day for me.
This is supposed to be Donald Trump's presidency.
Don't you understand me?
Anyway, let me go ahead and take some more callers here since this is this free format edition of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
You can give me a call right now at 563-999-3791.
And I want to hear from you.
What do you have to say about Donald Trump being the new president of the United States, a new day in America?
What do you have to say about probably the most historic speech in American history in that inauguration speech?
What do you have to say about today's festivities?
I want to hear from you.
What do you have to say about it?
How about, let's see who we have here.
All right, just for this one time, I know that this person wants to come up here and say a few things.
He's a very big Trump supporter.
How about the Teutonic Plague?
All right, what's going on, Teutonic Plague?
What do you have to say about your impressions of today's festivities?
All I got to watch, Ghost, was the swearing in, and it was probably the greatest moment in the inauguration.
Long live the Emperor.
We did it, folks.
We did it.
Also, another thing that I want to say, I've been snooping around the troll communities, and I ran a poll, and it seems the people want me back officially unbanned.
So we will see how that plays out.
Well, you know, hey, Teutonic, first of all, I want to thank you for calling in and giving us your support.
I know you were a big-time Trump supporter and that sort of thing.
But I am looking at the inner circle chat right now, and there's about 100 people in here just chilling, and they're all saying no, no, he's a cuck, F off, boo, no, you know, so on and so forth.
So I don't know, we'll see.
All right.
People are saying we paid money for him to go get out.
He's a Hillary supporter.
You know, he licks nuts.
All right, that's enough.
All right.
Anyway, listen, thank you very much, Teutonic Plague.
My apologies that nobody in the inner circle wants you around.
But listen, I know that you're a good fan.
I know that you're a good Trump supporter.
I appreciate you.
All right?
And I'm sorry that the people, I don't know what it is.
They don't like you.
I mean, they're livid in the inner circle chat right now.
They are listening.
They are livid.
That I even gave you this like a couple of minutes.
These people are livid.
Seriously, look, they're bringing up pitchforks in the inner circle chat room right now.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Those are eggplants.
Anyway, let's move on.
How about 678?
What's going on?
Ghosts, my man, what's going on today?
It's the fucking inauguration.
How are you doing, man?
Shout out to the inner circle.
We all did it.
I remember I participated back in the chalking.
Oh, my God.
So much shit went down since then.
Ghost, I know you won't give away what beer you're drinking today, but let's tell us what type it is.
Is it a German?
Let's definitely be a German beer.
What are you drinking?
It's a German beer.
It's a light beer.
It's a lager.
But it's 6%.
Oh, man.
I'm over here.
I'm drinking Listana Vitas.
I'm celebrating.
I just had a steak dinner in your honor, Ghost.
Shout outs to the inner circle.
This is Krillin.
I love all of you guys.
Thanks for answering.
Hey, thank you very much, Krillin.
Hey, weren't you the guy that was at Georgia State, I think it was, that did the chalketing?
Yes, I was.
I remember everything, man.
Thank you very much for participating.
We wrote it back in, and then he posed beside it, and then he blocked everyone in the Capitalist Army.
Great times.
I love all of you guys.
Hey, thank you, Krillin.
As a matter of fact, thank you for calling up.
I appreciate you having a steak, having a beer.
I can see that you're feeling the spirit, the spirit of new America happening right before our very eyes.
I can definitely feel it.
All right, let me go ahead and say cheers right now, first and foremost, to Krillin and the rest of the inner circle that is in the inner circle chat and the rest of the capitalist army.
We did it, boys.
We did it.
We president now.
We president now, baby.
EA.
Okay.
Anyway, cheers, baby.
Cheers.
I'm going to chug beers here.
You know what I mean?
I'm chugging beers now.
Oh, man.
I don't know if I should be chugging six percenters, though.
You know what I'm saying?
But who cares?
We president now.
We president now.
We kings and shit.
We kings now, baby.
Anyway, I'm going off, Keester.
How about 780?
What's going on?
You're on the horn.
Hi, I'm calling from Canada.
What an amazing day for you guys in the States, and we're so proud of you guys for voting.
Trump in.
Hey, next is getting rid of Trudeau.
What do you think about that?
Oh, please, don't get my hopes too high.
You brought a lot of hope up for us here in Canada, and we're so proud of you guys.
This was an amazing day for the world and the West.
Thank you, Mr. Ghost.
Hey, how are you doing?
Hey, I appreciate you guys in Canada.
I really do want to help you guys, and the Capitalist Army wants to help you guys get rid of Trudeau.
He's a hypocrite.
I don't know what his problem is.
He's got weird personal motives.
Sorry, I was just going to say, I think that he has ruined Canada.
Canada was on its way up.
That's why you got billionaires in the mid-2000s, late 90s, mid-2000s, because of the prosperity and the economics that was being created at the time in Canada.
And Trudeau was elected because I guess he looks like a pretty boy.
And as a result, all that success, all that wealth, all that is being ruined.
I mean, he's talking about taking away your shell oil now.
Well, I'm from Alberta, an oil province, and they're killing the West.
But he's such an elitist, and he's French, and that's all he thinks about is the East.
And he's a globalist show.
And you brought a lot of hope.
The America brought a lot of hope.
By voting in Trump, I thought his speech was outstanding.
It just, you know, God bless you all.
You guys are amazing, and you really brought hope for the rest of us in different countries around the world.
Justin Trudeau Globalist00:14:04
Hey, thank you very much, ma'am, and thank you very much for calling in.
You, and I believe that is your child there.
Thank you guys for listening in.
And listen, I have optimism for Canada.
All right.
I think the spirit of Rob Ford will erect itself from the light and shine the light on the darkness that is Justin Trudeau, because Justin Trudeau is nothing more than an enemy of the state of Canada, much like Obama was an enemy of the state of America.
And as far as I'm concerned, I am shocked that Canadia is bowing down at this point in time to this cuckold connoisseur that is named Justin Trudeau when he is erasing all the prosperity that has been built in Canada.
I mean, why do you think that Canada has these billionaires that have come out of the woodwork, like Kevin O'Leary, who's trying to run to be the head of his party to try to become the prime minister of Canada?
I mean, Robert Hershevik, I mean, I can go on and on about the different Canadian billionaires that were created during this time.
And then you had Justin Trudeau here recently screwing all that up for everybody.
I mean, that's just unreal.
I can't believe that's happening in Canada.
But let me tell you something.
It's just a schism for a limited amount of time, just like Obama's tenure was.
And I have faith that Canada is going to get rid of this cuck.
I just have faith in it.
I just have faith.
I just have faith.
Anyway, thank you very much, ma'am, for calling in.
I want to take some more callers.
It's a great, glorious day.
Donald Trump is the president, and the reverberations are not only felt here in this country, but across the world.
And I think that the world is starting to realize that Donald Trump is not some big, bad boogeyman that's being portrayed out here in the lamestream, mainstream media, especially after that speech.
I mean, calling out the bureaucrats, calling out the globalists, talking about eliminating Islamic radicalism, Islamic terrorism off the face of the planet, basically stating that the United States will no longer impose their values on anyone else in the world.
So all this nation building, all this neoconservative philosophy of democratization by force is no more.
And Donald Trump said, and I repeat, that he is going to create an America that the world will want to follow.
No more will America force the values on others.
And I thought that was brilliant.
I thought that was great.
The greatest speech, I'm telling you, in American history.
Bottom goddamn line.
Anyway, let's get some more callers here.
How about Area Code 210?
What's going on?
You're on the horn.
Trump, with his guiding radiance, reilluminated Americans.
No longer will they be a product from the conveyor belt for the bureaucracy.
No longer are they punished like as Atlas holds up the world, streading themselves to near death.
No longer are they slaves.
Going against all odds, the media, the Democrats, the Socialists, the Thoroughs, the Conservatives, the Globalists, the world.
He reigns triumphantly.
Triumphant Trump.
Return of capitalism.
And that's a very good poem.
As a matter of fact, you're inspiring me to write a few poems about capitalism now.
After that, that's great, for Christ's sake, man.
I'm telling you, man, it's a great Bowler Friday.
This is a Bowler Friday to remember.
There's a Bowler Friday to remember forever!
I'm not joking around.
And speaking of Justin Trudeau, I did not realize that he was out there leprechauning his ass at the Gay Pride Festival.
I wonder what this guy was doing in a damn shit stall.
Excuse my French.
I'm sorry.
Anyway, folks, I just tweeted that article if you're just looking in.
Let's continue going, shall we?
All right, I want to hear from you.
This is a great day, a great Bowler Friday inauguration edition of the True Capitalist Radio Show.
I am taking your calls.
I want to hear what you have to say about this most memorable day.
I mean, it's a memorable day.
I mean, did you see?
Did you see the faces of Obama?
Did you see the faces of Hillary Rotten Clinton?
I mean, did you see the face of a decrepit Bill Clinton?
I mean, hey, Bill Clinton, you've got the AIDS.
Not HIV, but full-blown AIDS.
I wish it was something a little less serious.
I mean, I'm serious, man.
I mean, you could see the lesions on this guy.
It's freaking sad.
All right?
It's freaking sad.
And did you see him try to eyeball Ivanka Trump?
I mean, like she was a goddamn, you know, freaking chicken with a biscuit sucked up in it?
Huh?
I mean, did you see that sick, disgusting prick?
I mean, stay away from Melania, you goddamn Clinton.
Stay away from Melania, you sick, twisted prick.
You know, the last thing we need is, you know, this guy trying to make a move.
Hey, how you doing, Melania?
Bill Clinton.
Here, here, won't you look at my little Willie right here?
Won't you do something with it?
He isn't going to help itself.
Come on.
Maybe you don't do it for me.
Do it for your country.
Jesus Christ, man.
Anyway, let's move on for Christ's sake.
Anyway, we are now in the third and final hour of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
And, of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
And once again, I want to thank you very much for tuning in with me on this special Baller Friday edition of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
I mean, this is a Baller Friday to remember, to say the least.
I'm telling you this right now.
I'm telling you this right now.
I mean, this is a Baller Friday to remember.
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My apologies.
It was Ivanka that Bill Clinton was eyeballing.
Maybe I was eyeballing Melanie or something.
I don't know.
It doesn't matter, all right?
Keep your mitts off of both of them, Clinton, you sick prick.
All right, keep your mitts off of both of them, all right?
I mean, Jesus Christ.
You know, I'd be Melania, man.
I'm telling you, making the first lady a lady again, you know?
I mean, no longer are we going to have to, like, you know, pretend we didn't see a nine and a half inch schlong, you know, in between the crotch area of one Michelle Obama.
We didn't pretend like we didn't see that.
Like, we don't see the big bulge, for Christ's sake.
All right?
No more of that.
No more.
So anyway, folks, I'm going to take a couple of more callers here, and then we're going to move on to Radio Graffiti because this is a Baller Friday to remember.
And I want to hear from you.
I'm going to hear everything that you have to say.
As a matter of fact, I think we might have Tom on the horn here.
Is this you, Tom?
It is.
How are you doing, Ghost?
How's it going, Tom?
Please excuse me being a little too spastic and erratic, a little too excited here, but a lot of mixed emotions coming in.
Not necessarily mixes pertaining to Trump, but mixed as it pertains to these troll terrorists and cyber vermin not appreciating my day here.
But go ahead, Tom.
I'm interested in hearing what you have to say about your perspective on the festivities today and what you saw and how you saw it.
Go ahead, sir.
Well, I'll tell you one thing.
We're going to make a lot of people who we don't like unhappy for at least the next four years and probably the next eight years.
So I think we'll win the troll war when it really comes quick.
Just wanted to say it's a great day, exciting day for America.
So glad that Trump won.
So glad that everything went off today without any sort of problem and excited for the next eight years.
You know, I'm a little older than your average audience, and I can say this is the first time I've ever been excited to have a president.
Excited to have a nationalist, excited to have someone who tells the rest of the world that America's done being your little bitch.
So that's good.
No, absolutely.
I mean, and what did you think about the Trump speech?
I mean, his emphasis on slapping the bureaucrats and the globalists, his emphasis on eradicating Islamic radicalism off the face of the planet, and his non-intervention policy that he has announced, that we are no longer going to impose our values on the rest of the world.
Rather, we're going to create an America that people are going to want to follow.
What were your thoughts?
Yeah, I thought it was great how he went after the establishment.
I mean, we all know that some of the worst shots of him were by people of Paul Ryan and Mitch McConnell.
So I think it's important he tells everyone where to look and tells people the old game of everyone agreeing to the old enemies and trying to make a quick buck off the taxpayers done.
You know, the capitalist revolution is here.
I think the silent majority has spoken up.
They're sick of all this politically correct bullshit and not going to see that anymore.
I'm pretty excited about it.
We'll see how it all shakes out, but feel good about it.
No, I feel good about it as well.
I definitely know that we still got a long way to go.
We are going to have an obstinate Republican Party trying to stop any kind of policy being implemented by this administration.
We are going to see obviously some resistance that goes without saying from the Democrats.
So I think that the people still need to participate politically and start holding these bureaucrats' feet to the fire.
I mean, we need to start getting really, really political and show that there's massive amounts of numbers of people that don't like that these people that are in Washington, D.C. have been fleecing the tax system, have been mounting trillions in debt.
And meanwhile, they've been fattening their pocketbooks, just like Trump alluded to in the speech, fattening their campaign contribution accounts and literally giving out the means of production, giving out the money of America to the rest of the world while America is dwindling and suffering.
I mean, I couldn't have thought of a better speech to create in an age in which globalism has incrementally tried to rob us of our sovereignty, and they have basically erected bureaucratic systems that are unelected that our bureaucrats within our countries, not just here in America, are obliging, superseding the will of the people.
And I love that in his first instance, in his first several lines in the speech, that today is the day when the people took control of their government again.
I thought that was excellent.
Well, you know, I tell you the other thing, too, that's going to be really telling.
After eight years of hanging on the Mocha Messiah's jock, people are going to see what real leadership looks like.
And all these idiots who are protesting now, years from now, will wonder what the hell they were thinking.
So I'm excited about that.
I don't want to take up all your time because I know everyone's out here celebrating.
I hope we'll be celebrating later.
I'm sure you mean the rest of the inner circle will be.
Shout out to you.
Shout out to the engineers, the Templeton, to Mrs. Ghost, Snow White, to my boys, Jimmy Capitalist, the Cuck Lives Matter, Kingfish, TC Capitalist.
I'm also going to include Eagle Cock, Popeye, and everyone else who's TC Capitalist and the rest of the inner circle chat and hold the line on Teutonic.
We're behind you.
Yeah, I hear you.
I hear you.
Hey, thank you very much, Tom.
And once again, I will definitely be kicking it with the inner circle tonight.
It's party time tonight in the inner circle.
And I can't wait.
I mean, I'm looking forward to it.
As a matter of fact, I'm already chugging 6% beers here.
All right.
From Germany, yes.
German beer.
I like it.
I like the German beer.
Let me go ahead and take another chug here.
Oh, yeah.
I'm telling you this right now.
I'm already getting started, folks.
All right.
I'm excited, man.
I'm excited.
Now, before we get to radio graffiti, I just want to give a few thoughts.
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We've come a long way from March of 2016 when I came back and started doing this broadcast when Donald Trump was a actual contender of the Republican primary.
I came back with the sole purpose, believe it or not, of getting this man elected.
And I was going to do whatever I could within the sphere of influence of this broadcast and other things that I do on the Internet.
And I do want to say that this venue of this show has not only helped the Trump train achieve victory, but it has inspired a fire with inside of me to continue going and not just going for the sake of now having Trump elected.
Now I'm going to keep going because we are now the new media.
And we have to be disseminators of the truth.
We have to expose the lies and the hypocrisy that are constantly being spewed out of the damn talking heads in the boob tube.
I mean, I am going to continue this broadcast for however long possible.
And aside from having Donald Trump be elected president, I want to say thank you to, once again, everybody who's listened to this broadcast.
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Whether you like me, whether you hate me, whether you appreciate the broadcast, whether you don't, whether you're one of these mainstream media people who listen to me for material, all right, I know who you are, or whoever you are, I appreciate your patronage.
And it's these types of venues in which people independently, out of their own free will, listen.
And they're not out here forced to listen like regular television programming.
Internet Time to Shine00:05:48
That's why they call it programming.
They're trying to program you.
No, you have to go out and you have to seek out this broadcast.
You have to find this broadcast.
And that's the way content should be from now on.
And that's what I wanted an element of this show to represent.
That no longer do these damn mainstream media outlets, these media conglomerates, Hollywood, clear channel communications, the radio, terrestrial radio, no longer are these traditional means of media have a monopoly over information.
There is no more gatekeeper of information.
Because so long as the internet is free, and so long as the information and the flow thereof is free, we will always be ahead of the game.
And when I say we, I'm talking about those of us that enabled this Trump train to be victorious.
Those of us that went out there and disseminated the information when WikiLeaks released those emails.
Those of us that went out and basically talked, blogged, vlogged, and relayed the information to contradict what was being said on CNN, MSNBC, NBC, Fox.
This is our time now, folks.
And I'm talking about everybody on the internet.
This is not just the capitalist time.
This is the internet's time to shine.
Because by God, this revolution was digitized.
This revolution was digitized to the point where we on the internet took on not just the establishment, but the intelligence community.
I mean, that is a big feat.
That is something that will go down in the history books.
The people of the internet defeated the intelligence apparatus which has been taking control of this country ever since World War II.
The internet created the revolution necessary to facilitate Donald Trump's victory.
The Internet is what caused literally trolls and hackers to meme a president into the White House.
What we have done is unprecedented.
It's revolutionary.
It's never been done before.
You, me, all of us, we helped facilitate this.
We killed the old media.
It's dead.
Television, radio, it's dead.
It's gone.
We're the new media.
This internet is ours.
It belongs to us.
And we should never let some government entity try to regulate the flow of information.
We should never let some kind of goddamn dictator rule on what we are going to do on this fiber optically connected world that we call the new reality.
This internet connects us all.
Folks, I've got people in the inner circle from all over the world.
This is a new age where we can all learn from each other, where we can expand the ideas and the principles that create new perceptions.
We can expand them throughout the world.
And that's why I am so optimistic now that Donald Trump is president.
I am so optimistic that we are going to continue this capitalist revolution.
And it not only will be successful in this country, not only will it be successful in Britannia, it'll be successful throughout the world.
Because what the capitalists are going to do with state power in America, we're going to create so much prosperity, we're going to create so much wealth that everybody across the world is going to want to be a part of America.
Americana is going to mean something again.
The West, the Western culture, the Western civilization, the Western classic Enlightenment ideas will be sought after again.
They'll want to be replicated by others.
I'm telling you this right now.
I'm as serious as a heart attack when I say this.
This is our time now.
This is the capitalist time.
This is for the individuals that want to use their own prowess, their own abilities, their own ambitions, their own creativity, their own innovation to carve out their own destiny.
Individualism is an emphasis in capitalism.
Individualism is an emphasis.
And as I stated, folks, today is a new day.
Today is a day that ended the idea, what can my government give me to a new day on what can I get for myself.
And now that the capitalists have taken control of state power, we are going to show the world how easy it is to run an economy.
We're going to show the world how easy it is to basically take a country that is fledgling right now in America and create 4% GDP growth on a sustainable basis.
Individualism Emphasis00:02:20
You are going to see millions of people go back to work.
And when they go back to work, their whole perception of life is going to change.
Their integrity is going to change.
Their will of life is going to change because they are going to have pride in themselves.
They're going to have worth for themselves.
They're going to have meaning for themselves.
And they are going to have something for themselves, not just something to look forward to at the first of the goddamn month.
And by God, folks, I'm sorry I'm going off keester and being a little long-winded in this regard, but I am so optimistic about the damn future.
This is what I worked so hard for all these years of broadcasting.
All these years of doing what I'm doing.
Because a lot of people used to ask me, why are you doing this, Ghost?
Why are you doing this?
You've been doing this for a long amount of years.
Why are you doing this?
I'm doing this because, folks, we are in a day and age where we are no longer subjected to the content that is created by Hollywood, by the mainstream media, by the networks, by the radio stations.
What this show represents is not just an element of truth, but it represents the idea that anybody can create content and that content can be created by anybody and disseminated by anybody.
And if you don't like the kind of content that is being created today on the internet, well, then by God, create content yourself.
And I encourage all to do that.
I encourage all to create content, to relay information, so that we can all make ourselves better, so we can all make our society smarter, so we can all prove to these dumbass globalists, these bureaucratic elitists, and these so-called intelligentsia that the will of the people, the will of the people, the will of the people is far more superior than fake regurgitated book smart intellect.
Create Your Own Content00:15:47
And that's all there is to it.
That's all there is to it.
Anyway, may God, the Creator, have mercy on America, and may God and the Creator crown our enterprise with success one more time.
A new at Coeptus.
In God we trust.
God bless this country.
Anyway, folks, thank you very much for tuning in with me on this Baller Friday edition, this inauguration edition of the True Capitalist Radio Broadcast.
We did it.
We goddamn did it, man.
Anyway, without any further ado, folks, let's go ahead and get to everybody's favorite part of the broadcast.
And I'm talking about radiography.
That's right, folks.
Radio graffiti, the part of the broadcast where the spectators become a part of the spectacle.
All you've got to do is give me a call right now at 563-999-3791.
And when I call on your area code, you've got exactly three to four seconds to say whatever it is that's on your mind, that's why we call this radio graffiti.
And before I move on, folks, everybody's asking about the Ghost Valentine's Day cards.
We're going to go ahead and put them out there here probably by Monday.
And there's going to be several different of them.
There's going to be about two or three different ones.
So get which one you want.
They're not going to be very expensive.
I'm going to try to maybe initial them or do something to them so that it can be personalized, of course.
And for all you folks that are waiting for your ghosties or your replacement Christmas cards and so on and so forth, they are currently being sent out.
So please be patient.
And I have to say, after a tedious recount, that we have a tie between poll and the steam chat as it pertains to 2016 chat room of the year.
I know!
Oh, I know!
I know.
But Jill Stein, she insisted.
She wanted to continue to recount.
She was discrediting votes and so on and so forth.
So, well, you know, I'm just saying.
I'm just saying.
So, anyway, I don't know who's going to accept the poll.
Am I supposed to send it to the guy who owns it now?
Was it Yoko Yakohomo or whatever his name is?
Do I send it to him?
Anyway, without any further ado, folks, let me go ahead and take a chug of this beer here.
I'm telling you, I'm feeling good.
It's 6% beer.
Let me take a swig here, and without any further ado, hey, Engineer, do we have any Twitters or Twitter shout-out?
Do we have any radio graffiti calls, engineer?
All right.
Well, let's go ahead and get to Radio Graffiti right now.
All right, folks.
Let's see who we have here for Radio Graffiti.
All right, how about anonymous radio graffiti Twilly Atkins Radio Graffiti?
Donald Trump is now the official president of the United States of America.
And I just, I don't like it.
They're going to liberal it up.
And I don't want to have anything to do with it.
So without any further ado, let's bring up Uncle Bernie.
I think that we've got him on the horn here.
Let's go ahead.
Uncle Bernie, let's go ahead and hear what you have to say about Donald Trump.
What I'd like Trump to do right now is come over here and take Yunderwiz off.
That's right.
Sit on my Apo.
Come on.
Yes.
Yes.
Hey, come on.
Sit on the Apo.
Yes.
I want you to be very happy.
Oh, you heard Uncle Barney.
Oh, you heard Uncle Barney.
All I want you to do is I want you to clean yourself up.
Don't trump.
And don't tell anybody I told you to take Yunderwiz off.
Field of Boyne, I'm running again 2020.
You son of a bitch.
Tweeley, don't besmirch the name of President Trump, you freaking Tronies!
Damn it!
Don't besmirch the name of President Trump, boy.
That's my president you're talking about now.
Do you understand that, Bronies?
Huh?
We president now.
So don't talk about my president, boy.
Give me the damn.
Don't you understand that, Bronies?
We president now.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, who else do we have here?
Anonymous, Radio Graffiti, you know, what's up with all these vibrator remixes?
What the hell is up with that?
And oh, don't tell me.
Don't tell me.
Did Donald Trump already put himself on the dollar bill?
Somebody's already, look at it.
He put himself on the dollar bill.
Yes.
Yes, he's a capitalist, baby!
Yes!
Woo!
Oh my god, it's a capitalist revolution, baby.
How about 435, Radio Graffiti?
Hey, ghost, this is Rayburn.
I'd like to invite you to the inauguration celebration of our great old town and all the hats up.
I mean, you're deep throating the phone for Christ's sake, alright?
It's not your daddy Schlong.
Step away from the phone so we can hear you clear next time, alright?
Son of a bitch.
How about anonymous radio graffiti?
I need to be bad.
Oh, no, we got a Cleveland Obama phone now.
How about 727 Radio Graffiti?
There's a chopper over my house!
Listen!
That's no chopper.
That's a Decepticon.
Blackout, why do you wish to kill this human?
You evolved should know why, Crime.
This human is the only one racist enough to stop the Mexican invasion and is practically nearly more machine than man.
He's prophesied to be the first human-autobot hybrid.
So I must destroy him over my dead body as you wish, crime.
Rebel, keep this.
It's the matrix of racism.
Combine it with your wheelchair and transform.
You got the touch!
I'm a machine!
Prime, do you realize what you've done?
I'm even the odds.
You fool.
No human can handle that type of power.
Shove it up, your ass.
God, no, my inhibitor.
It's over for you, Blackout.
You may think you're thwarted prime, but that human will be your downfall.
Hail Megatron.
Only a Decepticon as cowardly as you would delay the inevitable blackout.
Good work today, Cripple.
For what you lack in mobility, using your legs, you make up for with courage in your heart.
Jesus Christ!
Wheelchair!
Shove it up, you're- You shove it up, your ass!
I mean, first and foremost, okay, you're turning me into a transformer that's a wheelchair.
Is that what I gathered in that splice?
And secondly, when I transform, what the hell's up with that fruity-ass Dirk Diggler music, huh?
You got the touch!
You got the power!
I mean, what the hell is that?
I mean, what am I?
I'm supposed to be a fruity-ass Decepticon or a Tricopicon or Leprechaun.
I'm supposed to be some freak fruity or something.
Shut up!
Anyway, who else do we have here?
How about 412 Radio Graffiti?
Why do New Yorkers have such big mouths?
Go big or go home!
Because they ate big pizza like a big New Yorker from Pizza Hut.
We're talking 40 Bazinziga.
Shut up.
I know what you're doing with that, you son of a bitch.
Shut up.
Anonymous Radio Graffiti.
Monigi, do I say I got a single drop of estrogen in my ass?
I'm the Russian because he's Russian.
Early in the show, he's the Canadian fake me believes in the game.
Or the Australian colour used without screaming to smelly down on the kangaroo bangers, Monigi.
What's up with that?
Come on, man.
What the hell is this?
What the hell is this?
Don't make no difference to me.
I'm just saying, why are you being so racist, Phoebe?
I'm not a racist, alright?
What's up with the kid in the background there, brother?
Get this idiot.
I did shut this guy, man.
Somebody help that kid.
Somebody help that damn kid for Christ's sake.
Sounds like you gave that kid a 40-ounce or something.
What the hell is that about?
How about 609, Radio Graffiti?
Dormy Sweet, Radio Graffiti.
Anyway, let me calm my ass down.
Let me take a couple of deep breaths here.
The sun is warm.
The grass is green.
I'm sorry.
party I'm serious.
I really, you know, sometimes I see a panda, and that's just not funny.
That's not funny at all.
Son of a bitch.
443, Radio Graffiti.
Trump's first day for Smash.
One day, Trump was giving out a public speech.
He wanted to make America racist again, so he was going to do the very, very bad plan.
He wanted to kill the Mexicans, so he made a statement on the Mexicans.
But while he was making his statement, a gunshot fire, the next thing everybody noticed was that Trump got sniped.
While Ghost was at home, he was celebrating.
Because now that Trump is now dead.
I'm glad you're dead.
I'm glad.
I'm glad that you're dead.
I'm rolling right now.
I'm happy.
So he had a great baller Friday and laughed a lot.
So that is what happened on Trump's first day.
The end.
What have I told you to not besmirch Trump, you son of a damn it?
What have I told you?
Don't besmirch Donald Trump, you son of a bitch.
And that's not funny either, you moron.
That's not even funny.
Whoever did that, I hope you get banned.
I hope you get party banned, you son of a bitch.
Give me the mic.
Give me the mic!
Sorry, sack of crap.
I'm serious, man.
I'm serious for Christ's sake, you people.
And wait a minute.
Wait, wait a minute.
Is there actually a Transformer that's in a wheelchair for Christ?
Is this for real?
Are you joking?
Oh, my God.
Oh, did you kill me?
Look at the Twitter.
There's a freaking Transformer with a damn wheelchair.
I mean, what?
What?
Why?
Why?
Why would toy makers do this?
Why?
A robot that can't walk.
What the hell is that about?
A robot that can't walk.
I mean, give me the mic.
That's like a retarded Superman or something.
You know what I'm saying?
Handicapped Transformers on the next Geraldo show.
I mean, Jesus Christ, man.
I've seen it all now, man.
I mean, if I was handicapped, I would be insulted by this.
I would be so insulted.
A freaking transformer in a wheelchair.
I mean, what a bunch of condescending liberal crap that is.
I mean, give me a break.
How in the hell did you all find this?
I'm telling you, you guys got a lot of freaking time and a lot of freaking problems, man.
I'm not even joking around.
You got a lot of freaking problems, man.
Good God.
Let me chug this beer for heaven's sake.
I'm going to take a couple more calls here.
Do not, you know, no more, no more tweeting at me pictures and shit, alright?
Seriously.
You guys are going way overboard with some of this crap.
What the hell is this?
I mean, is this for real?
Tank-wheeled wheelchairs?
A wheelchair with tank.
What the fuck?
Are you kidding me?
I mean, are y'all looking on Twitter, folks?
There's a goddamn wheelchair with tank wheels.
And I mean, what is that supposed to be?
Is that a real cripple soldier or something?
I mean, are they sending soldiers that can't walk?
Are they sending them into war with this crap?
What is this?
Oh, man.
I'm telling you, this is horrible, man.
This is horrible.
This is insulting.
Insulting Handicap People00:16:56
This is insulting to handicap people.
Give me the mic.
Hey, this is insulting to cripples all over the world.
How dare you, people?
How dare you?
I'm serious.
This is a disrespect to cripples all over the world.
A freaking tank-wheeled, freaking wheelchair?
Why would somebody get that?
Why in the hell would you get that?
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Oh my God.
Anyway, let's move on.
I just.
I don't even know what to say after that, folks.
I'm insulted.
I'm not even crippled, and I'm insulted.
All right?
Anonymous radio graffiti.
I dedicate this song to a man that just broke up with me because he caught me cheating with his dog.
Grossy, now we know I was wrong.
I messed up and now you're gone.
I never expected you to run away and see you disturbing your tears right now with the right music to me.
Please come home to die, Miss You, Dorsey.
Sophie, Grossy Term Home.
So can't you see I was flying?
Too many things to change your mind.
Don't forget, come back, help me our family.
And forget me for making you want to roll.
And now my heart is beating like the saddest mentor.
Well, I hope you're reading my favourite three-word poem.
Dosie Term Home.
Document.
Drop the term home.
Do you think come home?
Dirty come home.
Sorry, come home.
You know what?
Give him this.
Shut that stupid frog up, you sick frog internet buttstalker.
What the hell?
You've got to be kidding me, man.
I just got serenaded by some internet butt stalker frog.
An internet butt stalker frog just serenaded me with an original song that he wrote.
What kind of sick crap is this?
What kind of sick crap is Jesus Christ, man?
Oh my God.
What kind of sick crap is this, man?
What in the hell kind of sick crap is this, for Christ's sake, man?
Oh my God.
What are you idiots doing on Twitter?
Give me the mic!
Give me the guy!
Stop!
Listen to me.
You guys are getting really sick on Twitter.
Folks, I know that you think that I'm cripple and you know.
Yeah, you're cripple, you're handicapped.
But the bottom line is, is this is not funny.
Somebody just tweeted at me.
Some chick, obviously, with half a leg.
And this woman made a peg leg out of Legos?
What the f!
I mean, what is going on in this world?
I mean, what the hell is this?
A peg leg out of Legos.
A peg leg out of Lego.
Where are y'all finding this garbage, man?
A peg leg with Legos?
Does that technically mean it's a pego?
I mean, does that technically mean it's a pego?
If it's a, if, uh, you know what?
Who cares?
Give me the mic.
Give me the mic.
I don't know where you guys are getting this garbage, man, but this is horrible.
This is freaking horrible, man.
This is freaking horrible.
A peg leg from Legos.
That's sad, man.
I can't believe you people would tweet something like that to me and think it's funny.
It's not funny, man.
It's not freaking funny, man.
I can't believe you people.
Seriously, you guys on the internet, you got a lot of freaking problems, man.
813, Radio Goddamn Graffiti.
Okay, great.
All right.
Very proud of you.
All right.
How about 540, radio graffiti?
Radio graffiti.
Anyway, folks, let's just go ahead and get to everybody's favorite part of the broadcast.
That's right, the part of the broadcast where I eat my wife.
All you have to do is jerk it off right now.
It's my wife.
Are you there?
Oh, yeah.
I got a 15 and a half inch John Holmes sausage between my legs.
Oh, wow, man.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, man.
It's this great man.
Oh, man.
Uh-oh.
My son.
Get him out of here for Christ's sake.
This guy.
I'm sorry, folks.
We may not listen to that family for a long period of time.
If that all, for Christ's sake, you know, I really don't appreciate those splices, you son of a bitch.
I'm serious.
I'm not serious, man.
You son of a bitch.
You son of a goddamn stupid, stinking, peg leg-loving, getting freaky with a leg nub piece of fruit bowl, freaking refugee pubic hair inspector piece of crap.
Now, you're taking too long, you Helen Keller deaf mute.
How about 971 Radio Graffiti?
Hey, 971, you there?
I guess he's not there for Christ's sake.
Who else do we got going on here?
How about anonymous radio graffiti?
I'm here at a chopper.
You're that chopper?
Y'all hear that?
Y'all hear that crap?
Homeland security.
Double dip!
I don't know what the hell that was.
That wasn't funny.
I know what you were trying to get at, but you suck and splice it, and that's good for you, boy.
How about anonymous radio graffiti?
Oh, Trump, can you trump by the Trump surly Trump?
What so proudly we Trump and the Trump Trump's last trumping?
Who brought Trump and bright Trump?
The Trump's bursting in Trump gave Trump to the Trump that our Trump was still Trump.
Oh, Trump does that Trump-spangled trumpet trump over the Trump of the Trump and the Trump of the Trump.
Yeah, I actually like that rendition out there.
I actually like it.
I like it.
How about an anonymous radio graffiti?
Go to the audience, be out of the mouth, nigga.
All right, yeah, right.
Satan is good.
Satan is my pal.
We get it, all right?
Anonymous radio graffiti.
No, it ain't, it ain't working.
How about who else we got?
267 radio graffiti.
Hey, ghost, Eeyore here.
What a great day in American history.
I'm up here in this helicopter above your house because of Donald Trump's victory.
And he's inspired me to live large and do what I dream.
My dream is to be like him someday.
So the first step to doing that is going to take a week.
I'm going to piss your house yellow with my paint.
Open wide.
Jesus Christ.
What the hell is that supposed to mean, for Christ's sake?
I bet you do like that kind of crap, don't you, boy?
Huh?
I bet you do like that, don't you, boy?
Anyway, Anonymous Radio Graffiti.
Sick, twist, dick, cracker!
Get that crap out of here.
Jesus Christ, man.
Anonymous Radio Graffiti.
Sweet Lamb Brown.
And up with that stupid garbage.
How about 484 radio graffiti?
I'm ghost baby buns to hear you had a piss fit.
I just start making this video just for you.
Oh, that's very bib.
Just think this is your face and just me pissing all over it.
I'm deaf, baby bird, just in your face.
Shut up, you sick freak.
Shut up.
Jesus Christ, man.
510 radio graffiti.
Now you're Helen Keller deaf mutinant, for Christ's sake, you son of a bitch.
Anonymous radio graffiti.
I'm also like bow ties on the hunt for a low rise.
It's gonna be nice and cozy, local, and close to the post.
He's a nice young man, and he knows me.
Oh, he knows that the menu's all, I'm probably gonna make him an Aska Proposia.
I'm gonna see him, it's yours in the autumn.
We have item bridge meeting, and cheating is not okay.
I'm gonna die coming thousands of hosts at the next stage of the UK.
You're not really gonna get it, anyone, anyone in you, don't want to be able to do it.
Get him off for Christ's sake!
That sucks!
That freaking sucks!
Anonymous Radio Graffiti.
Ghost, baby bunny.
It's your favorite color.
Trent Carl.
Sorry if there's any echo in my voice because I'm currently at a shit stall at Applebee's.
I'm servicing Chlorio right now.
Oh, there's another one.
I got to go, ghost.
See you, TV.
Call me.
Who the fuck?
Oh my, calling me from a glory hole?
For heaven's sake.
Oh, my God, man.
Oh, Jesus.
This is so sick, man.
Give me the mic.
I mean, this is getting sick, and it's even getting more sick.
I mean, I got people tweeting at me, sick crap.
I got people up with sick, perverted crap.
I mean, give me a break, man.
Give me a goddamn break.
You know what?
Give me some more beer for Christ's sake, man.
These people are pissing me off.
More beer.
There we go.
Oh, yeah.
That's what I'm saying, man.
We need more beer up in here because these people are pissing me off.
I can tell you that right, goddamn now.
How about anonymous radio graffiti?
Damn them, man.
Well, unfortunately, you need to get a better computer because it sucks.
How about 214 Radio Graffiti?
So are you going to go to that claim meeting tonight and suck some dicks in honor of Trump?
Well, that was not funny, you stupid moron.
You could have wrote something better than that.
You could have ripped it.
You could have ripped one off from jokes.com or something, you moron.
How about 559 Radio Graffiti?
Jesus Christ, take the phone out of your ass, please.
Jesus Christ.
You know what I mean?
We don't want to hear your butt cheeks rubbing up against each other, you sick freak.
How about 505 Radio Graffiti?
Hey, Ghost said, good show today.
I just want to give a shout out to the inner circle and to El Foxo Locos chat room.
All right, well, good for you, man.
There's inner circle in El Foxo Locos chat room.
How about anonymous radio graffiti?
Candy Jay, Radio Graffiti.
Inner Circle Shout Out00:10:27
We will follow two simple rules: Buy American and hire America.
Whoa, you died.
Whoa, whoa, you died.
Whoa, Trump, you died.
Look, that's not funny.
Shut up.
That's not funny.
Shut your ass.
That's not funny, man.
Stop it with that crap.
Just stop.
Good God, man.
Anonymous Radio Graffiti.
Anonymous Radio Graffiti.
Unbamed Teutonic Plague.
Unbamed Teutonic Plague.
What?
What the hell?
What are you talking about?
What are you kidding me?
Good God.
Anonymous Radio Graffiti.
Hey, ghosts.
Happy Inauguration Day.
Can't believe Trump's president.
Just want to get one thing on my chest for a second.
Now this Radio Graffiti, I want to get something on my chest.
Troll-related and it's based on these goddamn Cleveland calls.
A rogue troll is behind the Cleveland calls trying to frame El Foxo Loco because he's starting to exclude brony calls in his uploads of radio graffiti.
The troll doing this is a brony, but he's against all of us.
Tiny chat, the inner circle, the bronies, all of us.
Who cares?
You know, who cares?
I mean, eventually at some point, he's going to get doxed.
He's going to have a pizza party at his house, and he's going to cry and piss and moan to his cops, and the cops are going to be like, Well, Billy, what exactly were you doing there, Mask Pony?
How about anonymous radio graffiti?
Benico Goshini.
Hey, kids, check out the old newscomb.
Press the button on his head, and then he says your favorite cat freaks.
All right, kill yourself.
All right, slip hot news.
Give Ghost Johnny Walker a label of watching him split his wife's lip on.
Go back in the kitchen, all right?
Damn, don't forget about the Skyline Office Studio preset.
Complete with engineering.
Press the button on his desk and ghost cams on Ghost of Templeton whiskey and three packs of butter.
Skyline Office Studio and Wife, sold separately.
You know what?
Shove it up, your ass, please.
All right?
SHOVE THAT GODDAMN CRAP!
WHY DON'T YOU JUST LEAVE ME ALONE TODAY?
WHY DON'T YOU JUST LEAVE ME ALONE?
THIS IS PRESIDENT TRUMP'S BIRTHDAY IN OFFICE!
JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!
Just leave me alone.
Oh, God, man.
Just leave me alone.
Oh, my God.
I'm just so sick, man.
I'm so sick.
I'm so sick.
Give me the mic.
I'm so sick of this crap.
I'm sick of this crap.
Anonymous Radio Graffiti!
What do you like today?
Shut that! Shut that! Shut that!
Shut it off, man.
Give me a break.
Man, you guys are getting sick, man.
You guys are getting freaking sick.
Anonymous radio graffiti.
My name is Facebook.
Okay, that's great.
That sounds like a masked pony screwed up internet connection as well.
Who else do we have here?
How about anonymous radio graffiti?
My name is hold on a second.
Okay, hold on just one second.
All right.
I've got an idea here.
Okay?
I've got an idea.
Let me set something up.
We've got five minutes left.
I've got a little bit of an idea, and maybe, just maybe, it might work.
I'm not sure yet.
I don't know.
But let's see if it works because I don't know.
Something needs to be done here.
All right.
Something needs to be done.
So let me see if I can do something here.
All right.
Bear with me.
Okay.
Bear with me on this here and see what we got here.
Okay.
Let me see what we can do.
You can calm down, folks.
All right?
Let me see what we have here.
All right.
Now, let me see if I can get some things done.
Let me see if I can try to accomplish something here in the last five minutes.
All right?
Friends voicemail on TextMe.
Please leave a message after the beep, and your friend will receive it within seconds.
Thanks for using texting and shut up, shut up.
Just shut your stupid mouth.
All right.
Well, now that we haven't, now that we got that out of the way, let me try one Moogan and then we'll move on.
Well, wait a minute.
We only got four minutes left.
We only got four minutes left.
Hold on.
Let me try one Moogan.
Let me try one Moogan here and see what we can do.
You know, we only got four minutes left.
Let's just move on.
How about anonymous radio graffiti?
My name is Fleebland.
Christ, here we go again, for Christ's sake.
All right.
How about 618 Radio Graffiti?
Hey, Ghost.
It's Super.
How's it going, man?
Yeah, I got a question for you.
Hey, what's going on, man?
How you doing?
I'm pretty good.
When you finally cave in, still Toho merch, does that mean the Inner Circle gets a discount as well?
No, you know what?
I'm never gonna sell Tohu merch, all right?
Never gonna do it, never gonna happen.
All right, please stop.
Just please stop.
Good God, what is everybody all up and up on that crap inch?
Can somebody explain that to me?
Huh?
Ah, calling the 2017 Mercedes-Benz GLA simply a compact SUV is like describing a cathedral as just four walls and a ceiling.
The GLA is both a beautiful work of design and one of the most functional SUVs in its class.
And it's available at an exceptional price.
Why drive any compact SUV when you could be driving the 2017 Mercedes-Benz GLA?
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Jesus Christ.
All right, let me do one more thing here.
Let me see what happens here, alright?
The number you are calling is temporarily unavailable.
Please try me.
Oh, well, that sucks.
Thought I was gonna do something again.
Anyway, let's continue going on here, folks.
All right, I'm just I got about two minutes left.
All right, let's just go ahead and do this.
How about Jesus Christ?
So many goddamn numbers.
We got over a hundred numbers on the horn here.
We got one more call to go.
Let me see, which one should I pick here?
I'm not seeing too much here.
Anyway, folks, Jesus Christ.
Oh, here we go.
How about 614 Radio Graffiti?
Here we go.
Ghost, I made it in bean and cheese to celebrate while it's still around.
Right next to your autograph and a signed Make America Great Again hat from President Trump.
Oh, my.
You know what?
I knew I shouldn't have taken it.
God damn it!
every god damn day. God damn day.
I'm just, you know, I'm done with this crap, all right?
I'm done.
And look, I still got people asking me to sell Tohu merch.
Please, sell Tohu merch.
No, Anyway, folks, look, I am out of here.
It's time for me to go.
It's militime, baby.
Donald Trump is now the official president of the United States.
This is a Bowler Friday to remember.
I am going to be partying out right now with the inner circle.
And I hope that you're partying.
It's Militime all week.
It's a new America.
The first hundred days of the presidency of Donald Trump is going to change the country.
It's going to change the world.
And I'm glad I'm a part of it.
I hope that you're glad we're a part of it.
The capitalist army's a part of it.
The inner circle's a part of it.
This is our time.
This is a capitalist time.
This is a capitalist revolution time.
It's ours.
It belongs to us.
Anyway, follow me on Twitter, folks.
Politics Ghost is the name to follow.
All one word.
No underscores.
Politics Ghost.
And I will be back here Monday, 4 p.m. Central Standard Time, like every Monday through Friday.