True Capitalist Radio - October 28th, 2016 True Capitalist Radio Hosted By Ghost EP 382
Aired: 2016-10-28
Duration: 03:00:56


=== True Capitalist Radio Intro (02:28) ===

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=== Twitter Handle Politics Ghost (08:34) ===

[00:02:28]  The Twitter name is PoliticsGhost.
[00:02:30]  All one word, no underscores, Politics Ghost is the name to follow.
[00:02:35]  Now, if I sound like I'm preoccupied, folks, I am.
[00:02:38]  A lot of news has been coming off the hot wire.
[00:02:42]  I'm telling you, it is definitely a pro-Trump day today, to say the least.
[00:02:48]  All right.
[00:02:50]  I'm telling you this right now.
[00:02:51]  I mean, a pro-Trump day, to say the least.
[00:02:54]  All right.
[00:02:57]  Oh, my God.
[00:02:58]  I mean, I'm just, Jesus Christ.
[00:03:04]  And people on Twitter are saying that I said episode number 282.
[00:03:07]  No, I'm sorry, this is 382.
[00:03:09]  Folks, 382.
[00:03:10]  My apologies.
[00:03:11]  I'm preoccupied here.
[00:03:12]  Have you looked at the news lately?
[00:03:14]  The Trump train, it looks like we are completely victorious.
[00:03:18]  The FBI has reopened the investigation into the Hillary Clinton email scandal.
[00:03:25]  And according to reports, the reason that they were able to do so was because they found emails in an investigation relating to our old good friend, our favorite liberal to hate from back in 2010, 2011.
[00:03:42]  And I'm talking about Anthony Weiner.
[00:03:45]  That's right, Anthony Weiner, folks.
[00:03:48]  Man, let me tell you something.
[00:03:50]  Let me tell you something right now, all right?
[00:03:54]  Anthony Weiner goes back a long, long time.
[00:03:58]  All right?
[00:04:00]  A long, long time.
[00:04:01]  Do you all remember back in the day, folks, when we were broadcasting, I think it was around 2011, and I was an advocate against this moron.
[00:04:11]  I hated Anthony Wiener, and it's because of the way he was.
[00:04:15]  He was a pompous-ass bureaucrat that talked as if he had all the answers, and then when you asked him a question, all he would do was just run around in bureaucratic circles to evade the actual question.
[00:04:28]  And he thought, I mean, you know, the bad part about it, it's not the fact that he did that.
[00:04:31]  It's the fact that he thought that he was so good at doing that.
[00:04:33]  You could see it in his smug-looking little disgusting face.
[00:04:37]  He thought he was so great at it.
[00:04:38]  He was a disgusting, despicable human being.
[00:04:43]  And for you folks that were listening to me back then, y'all remember that.
[00:04:47]  Anyway, folks, I'm sorry I'm going down memory lane here, but I remember when I was broadcasting, I was telling everybody this guy's a piece of trash.
[00:04:58]  He's one of these up-and-coming liberals out here.
[00:05:01]  He completely evades any kind of question asked with a bunch of abrasive, bureaucratic double talk.
[00:05:09]  And folks, it wasn't but maybe a few months after I brought this son of a bitch up in my broadcast is when he made the infamous oops tweet when he thought, I guess, a private message was supposed to be a private message and he accidentally sent it out to the public.
[00:05:25]  And that was of his actual wiener.
[00:05:28]  Yeah, Anthony Wiener's actual wiener got sent out and then he thought he could slick.
[00:05:33]  He thought, oh, man, let me delete it really quick.
[00:05:35]  He thought he could delete it.
[00:05:37]  And unfortunately, he didn't delete it fast enough, folks, because the infamous and God rest his soul, Andrew Breitbart, the man who the current publication, Breitbart.com, is named after, actually broke the story and literally, you know, exposed it out to the world.
[00:05:56]  And even as he exposed it out and exploited it for all he could to the world, Anthony Wiener came out initially and tried to say that he got hacked.
[00:06:04]  Y'all remember that?
[00:06:06]  No, I got hacked.
[00:06:07]  Y'all remember, it's all documented on YouTube, man.
[00:06:10]  You can go look this back.
[00:06:11]  I mean, it's great.
[00:06:13]  All right?
[00:06:14]  I mean, it's great to look back in history and look back at those times and say, wow, I can't believe that this is where we've come from, right?
[00:06:24]  This is how far we've come, for Christ's sake.
[00:06:25]  I mean, good God.
[00:06:28]  And on top of him having to resign because of that particular tweet of his wiener, he tried to make a mayoral run in New York, you know, after he stepped down from his congressional seat.
[00:06:40]  He laid low for about two minutes or two years, excuse me.
[00:06:45]  And moreover, he tried to run for mayor of New York.
[00:06:52]  And he almost looked as if he potentially could have gotten it, right?
[00:06:56]  And this son of a bitch, I don't know what it is about this freaky, disgusting sleaze ball.
[00:07:03]  He could not stop himself from doing what got him in trouble to begin with when he was a goddamn congressman.
[00:07:11]  You understand?
[00:07:12]  I mean, good God.
[00:07:15]  I'm serious, man.
[00:07:16]  I'm not joking around.
[00:07:18]  I mean, the same crap that got him in trouble as a congressman that made him have to step down, he did it as a mayoral candidate.
[00:07:26]  And folks, we talked about him here recently, folks.
[00:07:30]  If you were listening to the broadcast, what was it about two or three months ago, the son of a bitch was doing it once again, showing off his schlong head to any bimbo, I guess, on the internet.
[00:07:41]  So I mean, what is it, Anthony Wiener?
[00:07:42]  You can't bump a real live one or something?
[00:07:45]  What are you scared?
[00:07:46]  I mean, what are you, one of these germaphobes that thinks you're going to get a disease or something?
[00:07:50]  So you think that if you can do it over the cyber fiber optically connected world called the internet, that somehow you're not going to get a virus?
[00:07:57]  Well, you just got stung, boy.
[00:07:59]  You just got burned, baby.
[00:08:01]  I got burned like three times, for Christ's sake.
[00:08:03]  This last time, folks, he wasn't actually talking to some sleaze bag bimbo.
[00:08:08]  He was actually talking to a right-wing operative, all right, right-wing operative, who inevitably leaked out the new photographs of him showing off his schlong head.
[00:08:20]  And what made it more disgusting this time around, folks, was with the pictures that he gave what he thought was some kind of, you know, big knockers, big, you know, booty bimbo, he sent her, or what he thought was her, pictures of him with an erect penis, okay, that is bulging through his, like, I don't know, I think he had tidy whities on or something.
[00:08:45]  I don't know what he had on.
[00:08:46]  And lo and behold, laying next to him was his kid asleep.
[00:08:53]  His kid was asleep.
[00:08:54]  This guy's got an erection on, and he's taking a selfie of himself with an erection, and his kid is laying right next to him for crash site.
[00:09:04]  I mean, good God, that's disgusting.
[00:09:08]  And if you folks were listening to me here, I think it happened about two or three months ago, when this happened, as a matter of fact, there was a couple of people that were awake when this story broke and were tweeting at Anthony Weiner.
[00:09:23]  I think Commander Biff was one of them.
[00:09:25]  I think there was a couple other people that were within the capitalist army who actually started tweeting at this son of a bitch a couple of months ago.
[00:09:31]  And once they started tweeting at this son of a bitch, this guy just completely disconnected his Twitter.
[00:09:36]  I mean, he's off the internets now.
[00:09:39]  And look, we had a show literally that day when the story broke.
[00:09:44]  And I was on this broadcast stating that this is not just a, oh, Anthony Weiner showing a schlong head again.
[00:09:51]  When this son of a bitch exposed himself with an erect penis bulging through his underwear next to his sleeping kid, I mean, that was a far serious, more disgusting potential sexual abuse implication.
[00:10:10]  And I advocated that everybody should call whatever child protective service equivalent out there in New York.
[00:10:16]  People need to call the authorities.
[00:10:18]  And look, people did.
[00:10:20]  People did.
[00:10:22]  And as a result, folks, the FBI investigated Anthony Weiner into this particular impropriety because it's unbelievable that this idiot, all right, this moron, I mean, it just goes to show you the deep-seated, disgusting filth inside liberals' heads, folks, all right?
[00:10:39]  And this guy was an establishment liberal at one time, lest we forget.
[00:10:45]  This idiot has himself with a self-conscious, he's taking it himself with an erect penis with his kid, with his kid laying next to him.
[00:10:55]  What kind of a sick, disgusting perver would even fathom such a thing, for heaven's sake?

=== FBI Digital Investigation Reins (08:29) ===

[00:11:02]  Anyway, once you have the FBI investigating such matters, specifically relating to digital material, that gives the FBI full reins over any kind of digital communication that you have conducted yourself in.
[00:11:17]  And because Anthony Weiner is the husband to Humma Abedeen, unfortunately, and fortunately for the Trump train and all of us, Humma Abedeen's digital assets, communications, so on and so forth also become privy to investigation.
[00:11:39]  Because lest we forget, folks, that when you are married, and this is what you people don't understand, specifically you folks in the LGBTQ community, you don't understand what marriage really means.
[00:11:51]  It means a contract with the state.
[00:11:55]  And that contract with the state that marriage is, is that you and that person, typically it was a man and woman, but now that gay marriage is legal, it could be man and anything, pansexual, trisexual, who knows, all right?
[00:12:10]  I think somebody tried to marry an iPhone or something.
[00:12:14]  It's getting ridiculous, all right?
[00:12:17]  But lest we forget, folks, that marriage is a contract stating that you two, whoever you two are, are now one.
[00:12:26]  You are now one.
[00:12:28]  One of you all opens up a bank account and you think it's secret from the other, all the other one needs to do is find out you have it and they can just go right in and figure out what you're going to do.
[00:12:38]  They can sign for you.
[00:12:40]  Do you understand this, right?
[00:12:41]  I mean, this is what a marriage means, that, you know, whoever you are joining your life with, they can do anything for you if you are, for whatever reason, not in your right frame of mind to make decisions for yourself because you legally are one person.
[00:13:01]  So, with that being said, all right, with that being said, the FBI investigation that led in by this idiot Anthony Weiner's own freaking hard-on selfie with his kid led into the digital investigation of every digital communication that came from the Anthony Weiner-Humma Abedeen home.
[00:13:28]  And it's in this investigation in which they have found emails that would enable the FBI to reopen the investigation into the Hillary email impropriety.
[00:13:42]  And because of that legality, because that's really what I've been talking about, folks.
[00:13:47]  Haven't I been saying that the evidence is all there, but because the evidence is on WikiLeaks, because the evidence is leaked out by Goosefer 2.0, because the evidence is out there and it's been obtained through illegal means or non-legal means,
[00:14:05]  let's put it that way, the FBI cannot use that as admissible evidence because of the implication of it being illegally obtained material.
[00:14:17]  But you see, now that whatever the FBI has found in relation to the email scandal to Hillary Clinton, they have found something within the investigation of the Anthony Wiener-Humma Abedeen Digital Communications Hub, which is their home and maybe an office that they may share, something of that nature.
[00:14:39]  And this is leading the FBI with enough credible evidence to open up, reopen up the investigation.
[00:14:47]  And folks, it couldn't come at a better time.
[00:14:50]  I know, look, I'm going to get to the markets in a second, folks, but this is, I'm just so excited.
[00:14:54]  I mean, good God, it couldn't come at a better time, baby.
[00:14:58]  Less than two weeks away.
[00:15:00]  And the FBI is reopening the investigation to Hillary Rotten Clinton, baby.
[00:15:06]  I mean, good God.
[00:15:09]  And look, whatever the FBI, all right, whatever the FBI found inside the investigating of the communication and the digital assets of Humma and Anthony Weiner, it's enough for not only them to open the investigation, but now.
[00:15:28]  Files is not cable.
[00:15:29]  We're wired differently, which means you can get the fastest internet available with equal upload and download speeds from 50 to 500 mags.
[00:15:36]  So you can upload 200 photos before your favorite song is finished.
[00:15:40]  Click the ad and switch to files today to get our best off forever.
[00:15:45]  Now, because the media has scoured through these documents via WikiLeaks, now that the media, and I'm not just talking about specific media, media in general, media reports,
[00:16:00]  this gives the FBI the legal credibility to be able to, if not use those media reports, but to send agents to investigate those media reports so that the journalists can tell them how they were able to obtain the material for them to write these reports.
[00:16:20]  And then that's when the WikiLeaks and the Goosefer 2.0 and those documents become admissible in court.
[00:16:29]  I mean, do you understand what I'm saying?
[00:16:31]  I mean, good God, man.
[00:16:33]  I told you this was coming around.
[00:16:35]  Didn't I say this?
[00:16:36]  I said this back in June for Christ's sake, man.
[00:16:39]  I told you.
[00:16:41]  I told everybody for Christ's sake, man.
[00:16:44]  The prognosticator, a prognosticator strikes again, baby.
[00:16:50]  And let me tell you something right now.
[00:16:52]  The FBI, they have those 33,000 emails, all right?
[00:16:58]  They have those 33,000 emails.
[00:17:01]  They just need the steps of legal ease so that they could be able to properly display this in front of a court of law so that they can properly convict whoever it is that's under investigation.
[00:17:16]  So that's why I'm saying, folks, this is a very exciting election.
[00:17:20]  It has just taken another turn.
[00:17:22]  It keeps taking turn after turn after turn.
[00:17:25]  This right here, at this point in time, I think this pretty much gives the election to Donald Trump.
[00:17:31]  Now, we do have to worry about this implication of nuclear war, folks.
[00:17:37]  You know, you've got the Obama administration and the Democrats.
[00:17:40]  That's their, you know, for lack of a better term, that's their Trump card.
[00:17:44]  That's their Trump card is having some kind of, whether it's a nuclear provocation, whether it's, you know, some kind of ballistic missile situation, whatever.
[00:17:58]  I mean, when that happens, folks, that's when this government is going to say, oh, we cannot have the elections.
[00:18:05]  We are under war.
[00:18:07]  It's World War III.
[00:18:09]  Everybody's going to be shocked.
[00:18:11]  Everybody's going to be scared.
[00:18:12]  And by design, they will all be compliant.
[00:18:17]  And this is the Trump card that they can use.
[00:18:20]  And let me tell you, it seems more and more likely at this point in time that they may use it because at this point in time, I don't see them being able to weasel themselves out of this one.
[00:18:31]  All right?
[00:18:32]  And the only reason, the only reason that they were able to reopen this investigation, it wasn't necessarily Comey, folks, because remember, Comey is a crony to the Clintons and to this secret government that encapsulates the Clintons, the Bush crime family, and a few other people that I might mention.
[00:18:54]  He did it because he ran the risk, and we've talked about this on several shows.
[00:19:00]  He ran the risk of the FBI going rogue on him.
[00:19:04]  And that, within itself, would be a very serious implication to the integrity of the government itself.
[00:19:11]  If you've got the FBI agents walking off the job, holding a mass press conference, stating how James Comey did not properly investigate Hillary Rotten Clinton and how there's a secret government or some kind of a secret cabal or some kind of a secret group or whatever you want to call it.

=== Risky Fast Money Trading (06:59) ===

[00:19:32]  So this is why I had to take a few minutes.
[00:19:35]  I'm sorry, I took 20 minutes to do this, but I mean, I'm just very excited about this.
[00:19:39]  I'm going to open up the phone lines.
[00:19:40]  I'm going to go through the markets very, very quickly, folks.
[00:19:43]  And another thing, that's another reason I did not do anything this morning.
[00:19:48]  I was up late last night for a lot of reasons, one of which was the fact that I got word in that the FBI was going to reopen the investigation.
[00:19:59]  Now, people may ask, how the hell do you know that they're going to reopen the investigation, Ghost?
[00:20:03]  Well, remember when I told you that anonymous is pretty much FBI?
[00:20:09]  Well, you know, just make your connections there, folks.
[00:20:12]  I'm telling you this right now.
[00:20:14]  You know what, people, I can't believe people forget this.
[00:20:17]  Do you all remember the old days when Lulsec, remember Lulsec?
[00:20:22]  I remember that crap?
[00:20:24]  Lulsec?
[00:20:27]  Anyway, folks, Lulsec used to, and not to mention not just Lulsec, but anonymous, like hardcore anonymous, like Barrett Brown and T-Nugs.
[00:20:41]  I don't want to go into the names of these people, but I mean, you know, they were listening to the show out here.
[00:20:49]  They were listening to the show.
[00:20:50]  And, you know, I don't mean to be reminiscent here since we are reminiscent.
[00:20:58]  It was Vincent the Bay and myself that actually composed the original Lulzboat.
[00:21:06]  Y'all remember?
[00:21:07]  It's the Lulzboat.
[00:21:10]  It's so shocking and new.
[00:21:14]  So, yeah, man, I mean, you know, so I'm a little close to these kinds of characters.
[00:21:21]  And, you know, word is, is that, you know, they were going to re-indict her.
[00:21:25]  And look, let's just go ahead and realize why I didn't even bother to trade in the markets today.
[00:21:37]  Because, folks, Wall Street has put all their eggs in the Hillary Clinton basket.
[00:21:43]  All right?
[00:21:44]  They put all their eggs in the Hillary Clinton basket.
[00:21:50]  And if she gets re-indicted, which she did today, the markets were going to collapse just like they did.
[00:21:56]  Remember, they were flying high this morning.
[00:21:58]  All right?
[00:21:59]  Hey, look, I knew this was going to happen.
[00:22:01]  I couldn't say it if I went out and said, hey, guys, you know, you can't be doing this.
[00:22:05]  I have a feeling.
[00:22:06]  And they're going to want to know why I know and how I know and all this other crap.
[00:22:09]  Look, the bottom line is, is whenever news like this happens, specifically around a Wall Street political figure like Hillary Rotten Clinton, all right, this is going to tank the market because this is their candidate.
[00:22:23]  Now, it seems as if Hillary Rotten Clinton is, I mean, look, the market, it doesn't lie.
[00:22:29]  I mean, it wouldn't have just dropped after the announcement that the damn Hillary Clinton email scandal was reopened by the FBI.
[00:22:37]  It's not a coincidence.
[00:22:39]  All right, because they know that their candidate, the likelihood of that candidate being elected president at this point in time, just went down just like the market.
[00:22:50]  So that's why I'm saying, folks, all right?
[00:22:52]  The bottom line is, is that I wasn't going to trade today if I knew that that level of uncertainty was going to happen.
[00:22:59]  I mean, just imagine today, if you were pattern trading, all right, and then you just happened to pattern trade on a stock that's worth about double digits, all right?
[00:23:09]  I mean, this is your worst nightmare.
[00:23:10]  You know, you've got a thousand shares out there of something that's worth about freaking $40, all right?
[00:23:16]  And the son of a bitch, because of the damn market, drops about, you know, as all of you saw it, it was flying high today.
[00:23:23]  Everything was flying high.
[00:23:25]  Then the damn announcement came on, and then it just started free-falling.
[00:23:32]  You're owning a $40 stock at 1,000 shares, and then the son of a bitch drops $5, $6, $7, $9.
[00:23:40]  It's like, and believe me, folks, I mean, it happens to the best of us, man.
[00:23:46]  I mean, you know, no one can predict the market.
[00:23:49]  The market is an uncertain arena comprised of irrational, greedy, scared, money-hungry groups of investors.
[00:24:01]  And, you know, they're very reactionary.
[00:24:04]  I mean, case in point, today's news.
[00:24:07]  All right, today's point, today's news.
[00:24:10]  Today's news comes out.
[00:24:12]  Look at how reactionary this goddamn market was, for Christ's sake.
[00:24:15]  It's ridiculous.
[00:24:16]  Take a look at the charts.
[00:24:17]  Take a look at the damn charts today.
[00:24:19]  And let this be a lesson to everybody that news can affect the markets.
[00:24:24]  I mean, look, I was trading during 9-11.
[00:24:28]  And let me tell you something, folks.
[00:24:29]  I lost some money on 9-11 because here I am.
[00:24:32]  I'm just trying to go through the day's trading.
[00:24:34]  And then every, I mean, they had to pull the plug on the 9-11.
[00:24:37]  You know that?
[00:24:38]  They had to pull the plug on the stock exchange.
[00:24:41]  One of the first times that's ever happened since I think the crash of 29 or some kind of crap like that.
[00:24:47]  I mean, seriously, they had to pull the plug on the goddamn market and stop trading.
[00:24:52]  I think they stopped trading for a few days, man.
[00:24:57]  I mean, you know, you don't want to be holding the bag on some stocks when they got to pull the plug because you know when they plug that plug back in, that son of a bitch is going to go down even worse.
[00:25:08]  All right.
[00:25:08]  So, I mean, this is the risky part about getting fast money, folks.
[00:25:13]  All right.
[00:25:13]  Remember, fast money, risk versus reward.
[00:25:16]  And sometimes, you know, you're going to be left holding the bag in an attempt to try to get that fast money.
[00:25:21]  But when the fast money comes, it comes quick and it comes great and it comes abundanceful.
[00:25:26]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:25:28]  So anyway, let's go ahead and talk stocks here.
[00:25:30]  The Dow Jones Industrials, I mean, take a look at that chart, man.
[00:25:35]  It was flying high in the green all day up until the announcement of Hillary Rotten Clinton.
[00:25:41]  And luckily, you had enough bottom feeders to bring it up to at least a modest showing in the red.
[00:25:49]  But still, man, I would not like to be, I'm glad I took the day off.
[00:25:54]  Let's just put it that way, all right?
[00:25:56]  We've got the Dow down today, and that's a weird chart, man.
[00:26:00]  I'm looking at the day's chart on the Dow.
[00:26:02]  That's a weird-looking chart.
[00:26:04]  And I talked about this yesterday, folks.
[00:26:06]  There's a certain omen that reminds me of something that I felt.
[00:26:11]  And when I mean felt, I mean, you see it reflected in the charts.
[00:26:14]  You see it reflected in the investor sentiment.
[00:26:17]  You see it reflected in the numbers as far as earnings are concerned.
[00:26:22]  I think that we're poised for a humongous contraction that is the equivalent, if not worse, than 2008 and 2009.

=== Trump Coal Energy Policy (04:43) ===

[00:26:32]  Now, whether that's pre-planned by design to try to basically damper the potential of a Donald Trump presidency and make Donald Trump's presidency a wash, that's potentially.
[00:26:46]  That's a potential possibility.
[00:26:48]  But I personally believe that this man, Donald Trump, knows the economy to where he can bring back jobs and, moreover, not just bring back jobs, but bring back production.
[00:27:00]  You know, so we can be players in the world market once again instead of just being a bunch of consuming lab rats because that's all we are, folks.
[00:27:09]  In America, you know that we, the American consumer, help create China.
[00:27:15]  We help them build those huge cities.
[00:27:18]  We help them build their space program.
[00:27:20]  We help them build their nuclear weapons through our consumption.
[00:27:26]  And that's what Donald Trump is trying to convey every time he's out there on stump speeches, trying to tell everybody that, hey, ever since China came on to the World Trade Organization, ever since we negotiated these imbalanced trade deals with China, China has taken all the factories of any kind of productive capacity and put the means of production in their country.
[00:27:49]  And because they're being produced in China, China gets the residuals when they export them out and sell them to the world market.
[00:27:59]  That's why China, if you take a look at their cities today, are so unbelievably modernized because they're the ones making all the goddamn money.
[00:28:10]  And you see, folks, this is what Donald Trump is trying to say.
[00:28:13]  We need to bring some of these jobs back.
[00:28:15]  We need to bring production back.
[00:28:17]  Moreover, what I like about Donald Trump, he's going to open up the energy sector for drilling of oil, for reconsumption of clean coal.
[00:28:27]  Folks, there is coal energy out there.
[00:28:30]  We've got enough coal to literally light us up for at least 250, 300 years solid.
[00:28:36]  And that includes our high-energy devices, our cell phones, our computers, our TVs, our gaming systems, all that crap.
[00:28:45]  But you see, because Obama and the Democrats came into power and they pushed this false narrative of climate change and we've got to stop this and we've got to ban coal and we've got to ban this kind of energy and all this other crap.
[00:29:00]  This is why our energy bills have increased dramatically within the past eight years, folks.
[00:29:05]  Haven't you noticed that?
[00:29:06]  Haven't you noticed that your energy bill has just gotten completely ridiculous?
[00:29:11]  And it's because, folks, there is a limited amount of energy based upon the fact that the government is regulating our energy.
[00:29:17]  We've got resources at our fingertips to make whatever price of energy that we are paying today a very, very, very small price tomorrow.
[00:29:28]  But all we need is a competent leader.
[00:29:31]  We need competent leadership in government to open up exploration of these types of endeavors.
[00:29:37]  Coal, nuclear, oil.
[00:29:39]  I mean, you know, we just found oil in Alaska out there that is just unbelievable.
[00:29:45]  They could not believe the amount of oil that they just discovered out there.
[00:29:49]  Probably about 80 billion gallons they're estimating.
[00:29:52]  So look, folks, I don't understand why we cannot become an energy independent country.
[00:29:58]  I mean, if we become an energy-independent country, we don't have to freaking be bowing down to OPEC.
[00:30:07]  We don't have to be paying astronomical prices for energy.
[00:30:11]  We won't have to be doing this.
[00:30:14]  In turn, folks, if we bring down the cost of energy for folks, that's not just including energy prices at your home.
[00:30:21]  That includes at the gas pump, folks.
[00:30:23]  I mean, I'd like to see 50 cent, 75 cent, a dollar a gallon of gas again.
[00:30:29]  Wouldn't you, folks?
[00:30:31]  And it would if we were able to produce our own energy, if we were able to get it from our own soil, from our own natural resources, and use our own refiners, which are the best refiners in the world to refine it.
[00:30:44]  I'm telling you, folks, and moreover, we would be able to sell that energy on the world market, man.
[00:30:50]  And the sale of that energy on the world market, that'll create us as players.
[00:30:56]  And we'll be able to produce and continue to produce.
[00:30:59]  I'm telling you, that's the focal point of Donald Trump's economic policy.
[00:31:03]  And that's why I'm full throttle for it, baby.
[00:31:05]  Production, jobs, entrepreneurship, bringing back the factory, bringing back the store, bringing back the local community.

=== Market Dividend Stock Strategy (04:55) ===

[00:31:15]  I can't wait for the Donald Trump presidency, regardless of what these globalists try to do, regardless of what they try to do.
[00:31:25]  I'm full throttle, baby.
[00:31:27]  You understand that?
[00:31:29]  Anyway, folks, once again, Dow Jones Industrials is down modestly, 8.49 points decrease on the day for the Dow, a percentage decrease of 0.05%, closing out the Dow at 18,161.19 points for the Dow Jones Industrial.
[00:31:48]  The SP 500 is also down modestly, although that's a wicked-looking chart, baby.
[00:31:52]  I'm telling you that I hate charts that look like that.
[00:31:55]  And look, I like charts that look like that.
[00:31:57]  If they're a stock and I can get in on the dip and ride the wave, I don't like seeing a whole index sector like this, for Christ's sake, man.
[00:32:05]  Or index composite, not index sector, whole index composites charts like this.
[00:32:11]  Anyway, SP 500, once again, down 6.63 point decrease on the day, percentage decrease of 0.31%, closing out the SP at 2,126.41 points for the SP 500.
[00:32:29]  Now let's get to the NASDAQ.
[00:32:31]  The NASDAQ is also down 25.87 points decrease on the day.
[00:32:38]  Percentage decrease of 0.50% decrease on the day, closing out the NASDAQ at 5,190.11 points for the NASDAQ composite.
[00:32:50]  As I stated, folks, when I heard yesterday, I heard through the grapevine, little Bertie told me, let's put it that way, that they were going to reopen this investigation on Hillary Rodden Clinton.
[00:33:00]  I knew that I wasn't just, I'm just going to take the day off.
[00:33:03]  I mean, you know, I don't want to be held, you know, in one of those holding the bag scenarios in a damn crash.
[00:33:11]  I mean, that right there is a flash crash right there, folks.
[00:33:15]  Just take a look at today's chart of the Dow or the SP.
[00:33:18]  That is a flash crash.
[00:33:20]  Just imagine holding shares during that flash crash.
[00:33:23]  It doesn't matter what you're holding.
[00:33:25]  It doesn't matter if you're holding a badass share that was going up in value.
[00:33:28]  When you see the market as a whole crash like that, every stock goes down.
[00:33:35]  Every stock goes down.
[00:33:38]  So always remember that.
[00:33:39]  So you don't want to be in the market when the market as a whole has a flash crash like that because that's going to make you hate stocks.
[00:33:47]  I'll tell you that right now.
[00:33:48]  And look, it happens.
[00:33:49]  It happens.
[00:33:50]  I mean, it's just the way it is.
[00:33:52]  It's the way the market is.
[00:33:54]  It's the way the market works, baby.
[00:33:57]  Anyway, let's get to energy because you can tell that no one knows what the hell to do.
[00:34:02]  The same as yesterday.
[00:34:03]  I mean, these investors really don't know what to do.
[00:34:06]  They're holding on to cash.
[00:34:07]  That's why I've been saying, folks, I'm not really investing long-term in the stock market.
[00:34:12]  I'm waiting for the crash.
[00:34:13]  I know what's going to happen.
[00:34:15]  I'm trying to gain as much liquidity as I possibly can.
[00:34:19]  So when I'm holding this cash and the stock market crashes, I want to bottom feed like hell, baby.
[00:34:25]  All right.
[00:34:25]  And that's what everybody should be working on if you want to gain wealth in the next crash, in the next recession.
[00:34:33]  You want to be holding enough cash so that you can just go right in when the Dow Jones Industrial goes to 8,000, 7,000 points because it will.
[00:34:43]  It shouldn't, but it will because of the angst, you know, the skittishness of the investment community.
[00:34:52]  When it goes down to that point, you should just go right in, start just gobbling up dividend stocks, gobbling up blue chip stocks.
[00:35:01]  You understand?
[00:35:02]  That's how Warren Buffett has made his cash, folks.
[00:35:05]  All right.
[00:35:06]  Warren Buffett has made his cash because he has cash whenever there's crashes and he just goes right in, just starts buying them, and he holds them for about five or ten years.
[00:35:14]  And folks, if you are able to accumulate huge quantities of blue chips or potential growth stocks or anything of that nature and you hold them for 10 years, I mean, you're going to make some serious money.
[00:35:26]  Why don't you take a look at the 10-year chart for Amazon.com?
[00:35:31]  All right.
[00:35:32]  Take a look at the 10-year chart for Amazon.com.
[00:35:34]  I mean, that's what I'm talking about.
[00:35:36]  This is where true wealth is really made.
[00:35:38]  Now, I used to advocate long-term investment back when I was broadcasting, what was about four or five years ago, because that was the time to long-term invest.
[00:35:48]  All right.
[00:35:48]  When I first started broadcasting the True Capitalist Radio Show Episode 1, the damn Dow Jones Industrials was at like 8,000 points.
[00:35:58]  All right.
[00:35:58]  That's why I was telling everybody, go in, baby.
[00:36:00]  I mean, now's the time.
[00:36:02]  And if you would have held blue chip stocks from now and from then until now, I mean, you'd be worth some serious net worth right now.

=== Amazon Ten Year Wealth Chart (11:27) ===

[00:36:10]  I'm serious.
[00:36:11]  You'd be worth some serious net worth.
[00:36:15]  So anyway, let me get through the rest of this markets and then we're going to get to the rest of the show.
[00:36:19]  I'm excited about this Baller Friday, to be honest with you, man.
[00:36:22]  There's a lot of things happening.
[00:36:23]  The Trump train is in full effect.
[00:36:25]  I think that this White House is ours.
[00:36:27]  Minus, if they try to have some kind of nuclear confrontation with Russia, it's Baller Friday, baby.
[00:36:34]  I'm going to open up the phone lines.
[00:36:36]  I want to hear from you.
[00:36:37]  So go ahead and get on the phone lines right now.
[00:36:39]  If you want to talk to me about something, we're going to discuss anything you want to discuss today on this Baller Friday.
[00:36:45]  All you have to do is give me a call right now.
[00:36:47]  425-390-6146 is the number to call if you want to chime in on this live Baller Friday broadcast, baby.
[00:36:59]  All right.
[00:36:59]  I'm not joking around.
[00:37:00]  Whatever it is that you want to talk about here.
[00:37:03]  And of course, be serious.
[00:37:04]  And if you want to, you know, have any goddamn radio graffiti shenanigans.
[00:37:10]  Well, please refrain from doing them until the end or the radio graffiti portion of the show, please.
[00:37:16]  All right.
[00:37:17]  Don't be a ridiculous troll terrorist butt monkey and respect the fact that this is a goddamn Baller Friday and we're trying to have some serious conversations here.
[00:37:28]  We're in some serious times.
[00:37:30]  And even though you damn trolls think it's a great day in Mr. Rogers' goddamn neighborhood, it doesn't mean that you idiots should be taking this for granted.
[00:37:40]  Files is not cable.
[00:37:41]  We're wired differently, which means you can get the fastest internet available with equal upload and download speeds from 50 to 500 banks.
[00:37:49]  So you can upload 200 photos before your favorite song is finished.
[00:37:52]  Click the ad and switch to files today to get our best offer ever.
[00:37:57]  So anyway, with that being said, let me get through the rest of the markets, all right?
[00:38:00]  Jesus Christ.
[00:38:02]  Anyway, we got WTI Sweet Crude, folks, which is the crude oil that's consumed by North America.
[00:38:08]  It is down today.
[00:38:10]  A buck six, a dollar six, a percentage decrease of, Jesus Christ, 2.13% decrease on the day.
[00:38:21]  And let me tell you, folks, I personally believe that we're taking a dip right now.
[00:38:25]  That's why I said I sold off half my ETFs in correlation with the rise of oil.
[00:38:32]  Because, look, I mean, you can never predict these things completely 100% accurate.
[00:38:36]  So this is why if you're holding something and you want to get a piece of that top, you know, that top of that wave, but you don't want to sell out because you never know.
[00:38:45]  It could just be going into another small dip and it could have another breakout into $70, $80, $90 a barrel.
[00:38:52]  That's why I take profits and sell half my shares in this particular ETF and then hold the rest.
[00:38:59]  So this way I'm able to kind of, you know, withstand any potential pressure that I may see or I may receive when I see a decrease of this nature happening in this investment that I have.
[00:39:10]  I mean, even though I'm seeing 2.13% decrease on the day, I mean, i if I had all my investment in there, I'd be like, good God, no.
[00:39:19]  But I took profits when we saw was it $53, $54 a barrel.
[00:39:24]  And, you know, the ETF was looking pretty good.
[00:39:27]  So I sold half my shares that and, you know, waiting to see if OPEC can take its head out of its turbine tight wearing ass and start realizing whether or not they're going to delegate the oil cuts appropriately or they're just going to continue to produce oil like a bunch of butt monkeys and we could continue to take advantage of these low gas prices.
[00:39:49]  I don't know.
[00:39:49]  It remains to be seen.
[00:39:51]  That's what makes this the market, folks.
[00:39:53]  Anyway, WTI is closing out today at $48.66 per barrel of WTI sweet crude.
[00:40:02]  Brent crude is also down today, $0.74, a percentage decrease of 1.47% decrease on the day for Brent crude.
[00:40:12]  And Brent crude closes out today at $49.73 per barrel of Brent crude oil.
[00:40:18]  Gasoline is also down today, excuse me, 1.25%.
[00:40:23]  Gasoline is down.
[00:40:24]  1.25% decrease for gasoline.
[00:40:28]  Natural gas, after seeing dramatic decreases for the past several days, we're finally seeing a small bump here in natural gas.
[00:40:35]  Natural gas is up 1.50% increase for natural gas here today.
[00:40:41]  And heating oil is down.
[00:40:44]  Heating oil is down 1.60% decrease on the day for heating oil.
[00:40:49]  So go ahead.
[00:40:49]  Let's get to the metals, shall we?
[00:40:51]  The metals?
[00:40:52]  Let's get to the goddamn metals.
[00:40:57]  You can tell that there's some uncertainty in this market because, I mean, I don't know if you see the chart on the metals here.
[00:41:04]  Take a look at that chart.
[00:41:07]  It was a tremendous dip happening in gold and silver.
[00:41:11]  And then all of a sudden, that FBI investigation or reopening of the investigation into Hillary Clinton's emails.
[00:41:18]  Look at that.
[00:41:18]  Look at that chart.
[00:41:19]  Look at gold go up like, whoop!
[00:41:22]  Look at that crap.
[00:41:25]  I'm telling you, gold is always a good safe haven.
[00:41:28]  All right.
[00:41:30]  Gold is always a good safe haven here, just in case, you know, just in case SHIT happens.
[00:41:37]  All right.
[00:41:38]  Just in case you got yourself some gold, baby.
[00:41:41]  You understand?
[00:41:43]  Anyway, let's get to gold, folks.
[00:41:45]  It is up today, $6.50, a percentage increase of 0.51% increase on the day.
[00:41:53]  It was actually higher than that, but then you obviously had some people that were holding the bag at higher prices that were cashing out.
[00:41:59]  So that's why the price leveled out at it is today, and that price is $1,276 per Troy ounce of gold.
[00:42:09]  We've got silver up today also.
[00:42:11]  It is up 12 cents, a percentage increase of 0.66%.
[00:42:18]  That's 0.66% increase on the day for silver, closing out silver at $17.76 per Troy ounce of silver.
[00:42:28]  Now let's get to agriculture, shall we?
[00:42:31]  Now, folks, man, agriculture looks bloody.
[00:42:35]  I mean, good.
[00:42:36]  I mean, it looks bloody as hell, all right?
[00:42:39]  Bloody, bloody, bloody.
[00:42:41]  But it makes sense, folks, especially in the grains.
[00:42:44]  We have been seeing sky-high investment going on in the grains.
[00:42:50]  I mean, constant increases of 1%, 2% every single day.
[00:42:55]  So it was bound, especially during a time like this.
[00:42:58]  And you can take a look at the charts on some of these damn grains on some of these commodities.
[00:43:05]  It tells the same story as the equities, for heaven's sake.
[00:43:09]  Anyway, let's get to the grain, shall we?
[00:43:11]  Corn down today, 0.70% decrease on the day for corn.
[00:43:17]  We saw some profit taken from wheat, folks.
[00:43:19]  Wheat has been sky high in it.
[00:43:22]  Wheat is down today, 1.45% decrease on the day.
[00:43:26]  Now, folks, oats.
[00:43:28]  Oats has been going up and up and up and up.
[00:43:31]  I mean, every day, man, 2%, 2.5%, 1%.
[00:43:36]  Every day, you knew, especially during a time like this, there was going to be profit taking, and they took it today.
[00:43:43]  Oats is down 3.56% decrease on the day.
[00:43:49]  Good God.
[00:43:51]  Good God.
[00:43:54]  Anyway, we've got Rough Rice also taking it on the teeth today.
[00:43:58]  They're taking profits here.
[00:43:59]  2.54% decrease on the day for rough rice.
[00:44:04]  Soybean also having some sell-offs there.
[00:44:08]  Down 1.27%.
[00:44:10]  Soybean oil is up modestly, which is coincidental.
[00:44:15]  It is up 0.85% increase on the day.
[00:44:19]  And canola is up 0.67% increase on the day for canola.
[00:44:25]  Let's get to the soft, shall we, folks?
[00:44:27]  We've got Cocoa, which is the base for chocolate, folks.
[00:44:31]  It is up today.
[00:44:32]  0.61% increase on the day for Cocoa.
[00:44:37]  We've got coffee.
[00:44:38]  Yeah, dude, just, you know, just don't talk to me.
[00:44:41]  Don't talk to me.
[00:44:41]  Let's have my coffee, dude.
[00:44:43]  I don't want to just don't talk to me.
[00:44:45]  Shut up.
[00:44:46]  Hate pricks like that.
[00:44:47]  Anyway, coffee is up today.
[00:44:50]  0.42% increase on the day.
[00:44:53]  We've got sugar.
[00:44:56]  Sugar is continuously seeing its sell-offs after seeing four to six-year highs in sugar.
[00:45:02]  It is down today 1.90 decrease percent on the day.
[00:45:07]  That's 1.90% decrease on the day.
[00:45:11]  We got orange juice.
[00:45:13]  It is up 0.66% increase on the day, folks.
[00:45:18]  All right.
[00:45:20]  As a matter of fact, I think that's the new contract being traded at this point in time.
[00:45:23]  That's the January 2017 contract that is now on the CME exchange.
[00:45:28]  And that's why we're seeing some gradual increases in the orange juice futures.
[00:45:32]  It is up 0.66% increase on the day.
[00:45:35]  We've got cotton up today, 1.52% increase on the day for cotton.
[00:45:41]  Lumber continues its slumbering numbers.
[00:45:45]  It is down today, 1.27% decrease on the day.
[00:45:50]  Good God.
[00:45:51]  We've got rubber.
[00:45:53]  Rubber is down.
[00:45:54]  0.22% decrease on the day.
[00:45:57]  Ethanol is up 0.76% increase on the day.
[00:46:01]  Let's get to livestock, shall we?
[00:46:05]  Now, first and foremost, I've been enjoying these low live cattle future prices here, man.
[00:46:11]  I mean, I've been seeing it reflected at the grocery store.
[00:46:14]  As I've been stating, man, I've been getting freaking Porterhouse steaks, T-Bone steaks, New York Strip steaks, baby.
[00:46:21]  I'm talking Angus, Kobe, style, all that crap, baby.
[00:46:25]  You understand that?
[00:46:26]  Yeah.
[00:46:27]  I'm loving it.
[00:46:28]  I'm getting like three-inch thick cuts, baby.
[00:46:30]  Three-inch thick cuts.
[00:46:32]  That's how I like it, baby.
[00:46:34]  I like it.
[00:46:37]  But that ain't going to last very long, so I strongly advise everybody to take advantage if you are seeing that in your local market at this point in time.
[00:46:45]  Live cattle, folks.
[00:46:46]  It is down today, 0.76% decrease on the day.
[00:46:51]  Let's get to cattle feeder.
[00:46:52]  Now, folks, cattle feeder components of this particular commodity are elements of the grains commodity sector.
[00:47:01]  So if we're going to see a decrease or an increase traditionally in any of those grain sectors, we should see it reflected here in cattle feeder.
[00:47:09]  And we are seeing it here today, major sell-off in cattle feeder.
[00:47:13]  It is down 2.13% decrease on the day for cattle feeder.
[00:47:20]  And let's get to lean hogs, shall we?
[00:47:22]  Now, what did I say about lean hogs, baby?
[00:47:25]  What did I say?
[00:47:27]  I said that that damn lean hog should be taking off here in the month of October as we get closer to the December 2016 contract.

=== Thanksgiving Ham Culture Clash (05:01) ===

[00:47:38]  And that's exactly what's happening, folks.
[00:47:39]  And it's not the supply that's particularly the scenario and the reasoning why we're seeing it go up.
[00:47:46]  It is the processing.
[00:47:48]  It is the processing that is having the problem.
[00:47:52]  There's not enough processors available to process all the head that's out there to be chopped.
[00:47:59]  And that's basically how they talk in the agriculture sense.
[00:48:03]  They talk about each lean hog is a head.
[00:48:06]  Anyway, the bottom line is, folks, I knew that we were going to see a takeoff because of this, because of the actual, not the production, but the actual assembly line carving, the assembly line.
[00:48:24]  There's a lot of factors.
[00:48:25]  Moreover, folks, today or this month is National Pork Month.
[00:48:30]  National Pork Month, for Christ's sake.
[00:48:32]  It's October, all right?
[00:48:33]  And moreover, folks, we're heading into the goddamn holidays.
[00:48:38]  I'm serious, man.
[00:48:39]  If you're a white, I don't know what it is about white people, but it's just like, man, we got to get a goddamn ham going on every freaking, you know, Thanksgiving.
[00:48:48]  We got to get a goddamn ham going on out here in Christmas.
[00:48:53]  And, you know, I'm actually away from Austin, Texas here.
[00:48:55]  I'm out here in San Hambonio for a few months.
[00:49:00]  I'd like to think it's a few months.
[00:49:01]  It's like going on five months here.
[00:49:05]  Anyway, I'm going to spend the holidays out here.
[00:49:09]  And there ain't like in Austin, there's a bunch of ham places.
[00:49:13]  Like literally, that's all they sell.
[00:49:16]  They sell their own like smoked glazed hams.
[00:49:19]  And I mean, literally, you can't go anywhere in any of these locations in Austin, Texas without seeing a freaking line going around the damn establishment of nothing but white folk, all right, waiting for their goddamn ham.
[00:49:35]  I'm not joking around.
[00:49:36]  Anyway, that's not prevalent out here in San Hambonio.
[00:49:40]  I've been talking to the locals out here.
[00:49:42]  And from what I understand, what's prevalent out here during the holidays is tamales.
[00:49:50]  Freaking tamales, man.
[00:49:53]  What?
[00:49:54]  I mean, look, I want a freaking ham for Christ's sake.
[00:49:57]  I mean, am I going to have to substitute a ham for a freaking pack of tamales, man?
[00:50:05]  I mean, that's the holiday thing out here.
[00:50:07]  And look, I've heard this from white people out here.
[00:50:10]  I'm serious.
[00:50:10]  I'm not joking around.
[00:50:11]  I mean, I live in a pretty decent neighborhood, you know, so I talk to the neighbors.
[00:50:15]  I talk to this moron next door that call the cops on me.
[00:50:19]  And then, you know, I'm trying to be friendly.
[00:50:20]  And that's what they're saying.
[00:50:23]  They're saying tamales.
[00:50:25]  So that's what I'm going to be eating in freaking holiday season out here at San Hambonio.
[00:50:30]  I'm going to be eating some tamales, for Christ's sake.
[00:50:33]  I mean, does that make me a little cultured there, huh?
[00:50:36]  If I'm going to be eating tamales for a Thanksgiving, you know, I got the turkey going on.
[00:50:43]  You know, I got all the spreads going on.
[00:50:45]  And then there's some tamales.
[00:50:47]  I mean, shouldn't I supplement that with something else?
[00:50:49]  I mean, shouldn't I supplement the tamales with like a burrito or a taco or something?
[00:50:54]  I don't know.
[00:50:55]  I mean, I'm kind of merging cultures here.
[00:50:58]  You know what I mean?
[00:51:00]  I'm kind of merging cultures.
[00:51:02]  So, like, should I add another component to the tamales if I'm going to be having tamales for my holiday season, like, you know, a little side dish?
[00:51:14]  I mean, should I have some, I don't know.
[00:51:20]  I just, it's a little culture shock.
[00:51:24]  I could, I got it to say the least.
[00:51:26]  I mean, for you folks that don't know, I think that this, the city of San Jambonio, I think there's got to be like 80% Mexican population in this town.
[00:51:36]  I didn't know it was that much.
[00:51:37]  I knew it was Mexican.
[00:51:38]  I didn't realize it was 80% Mexican.
[00:51:40]  But that says a lot.
[00:51:41]  That's all I'm saying.
[00:51:42]  All right.
[00:51:42]  I'm just saying.
[00:51:44]  So I have to, hey, but look, I'm in their city.
[00:51:50]  You know, I'm in, you know, I'm chilling here.
[00:51:54]  All right.
[00:51:54]  I'm living here for a little bit, so I got to oblige the culture here.
[00:51:58]  And the culture is, you know, tamales, right?
[00:52:02]  I mean, folks, I got, you know, just to go show you how deep tamales are in this city.
[00:52:08]  I actually had an old lady approach me in a bar that I was at here recently.
[00:52:13]  She had a freaking ice chest.
[00:52:14]  She came up and I said, I don't sit at the bar.
[00:52:16]  And obviously, the bartender allows this old lady to come in and, you know, kind of, you know, creep around the bar, look, you know, disheveled.
[00:52:24]  Yes, Mr. Guy got the tamales in me.
[00:52:27]  What the tamale?
[00:52:29]  I got the tamales.
[00:52:30]  I got a dozen of tamales for $10.
[00:52:33]  I got a dozen of tamales for $10.
[00:52:36]  And look, I'm not saying I don't like tamales.

=== Deep Tamales City Stories (02:41) ===

[00:52:39]  I'm not saying I don't.
[00:52:40]  All right?
[00:52:41]  But I don't want to buy tamales from some old lady, you know, who's got like a wart, you know, growing out of her nose, you know, with a hair out of it, you know, with a freaking corona ice box that looks beat up from hell.
[00:52:56]  Who the hell knows what kind of goddamn tetanus garbage it's in there?
[00:53:00]  You know, I mean, I don't know.
[00:53:02]  What kind of meat is she using?
[00:53:03]  She could be using dog food in the damn tamale.
[00:53:06]  Who the hell knows?
[00:53:07]  All right.
[00:53:09]  But anyway, what I'm saying is tamales are a big deal out here.
[00:53:13]  And anyway, getting back to the markets, that's why I predicted that we were going to see an increase in lean hogs.
[00:53:20]  And lean hogs are up, folks.
[00:53:22]  3.14% increase for lean hogs, baby.
[00:53:27]  3.14% increase for lean hogs on the day.
[00:53:33]  And that, my friends, is the markets for your ass.
[00:53:40]  Woo!
[00:53:42]  Oh, man, that's some good stuff.
[00:53:43]  I'm having a great Bowler Friday.
[00:53:45]  Aside from the fact that the market's kind of tanked a bit, but hey, it's just a Trump train.
[00:53:52]  I'm on the Trump trade.
[00:53:53]  We're full steam ahead.
[00:53:55]  Nothing's stopping us, Benny.
[00:53:57]  There's nothing to stop us.
[00:54:01]  There's nothing stopping us.
[00:54:04]  You're goddamn right.
[00:54:05]  I'm excited.
[00:54:06]  This is a Bowler Friday edition of the True Capitalist Radio Show, which means we are opening up the phone lines.
[00:54:13]  We are going to discuss whatever it is that you want to discuss.
[00:54:16]  All you've got to do is give me a call right now at 425-390-6146.
[00:54:22]  But before we get into some of your calls, folks, let's go ahead and get into Twitter shout-outs, folks.
[00:54:28]  That's right!
[00:54:29]  Twitter shout-outs.
[00:54:30]  And for you folks that want a Twitter shout-out live right here in the broadcast, all you've got to do is go to my Twitter account at PoliticsGhost.
[00:54:39]  All one word, no underscores, Politics Ghost, and retweet the first tweet on my Twitter account.
[00:54:46]  As a matter of fact, I've actually retweeted a couple of things, but retweet the tweet that states True Capitalist Radio Live.
[00:54:55]  Retweet the tweet that states True Capitalist Radio Live.
[00:54:59]  If you retweet that tweet, I will give you a shout-out live right here on the broadcast right now.
[00:55:05]  So go ahead and do so.
[00:55:06]  Hey, Engineer, do we have any Twitter shout-outs to be had here, Engineer?
[00:55:14]  Well, all right, well, let's go ahead and get to some Twitter shout-outs right now.

=== Retweet For Live Shout Out (15:59) ===

[00:55:20]  And let me tell you something, folks.
[00:55:22]  I hope you sons of bitches don't try to ruin my baller Friday.
[00:55:25]  I can tell you that right day I'm now, boy.
[00:55:26]  You understand that?
[00:55:28]  I can tell you that right day.
[00:55:29]  I'm now.
[00:55:29]  Don't try to ruin my baller Friday because I mean, the Trump train is in full steam ahead.
[00:55:35]  Anyway, what's going on to Capitalist Kush?
[00:55:37]  What's going on to Malik is Best Obama?
[00:55:40]  Jiggly Ribs in the place.
[00:55:42]  What's going on to Sergeant Yoda?
[00:55:44]  How are you doing, man?
[00:55:46]  We got Ward 24.
[00:55:47]  What's going on to Arctic Capitalist?
[00:55:49]  How are you doing, man?
[00:55:50]  Good to see you.
[00:55:51]  And I'm glad to see you got your autograph.
[00:55:53]  And speaking of which, folks, all autographs, all remaining autographs, if you haven't gotten yours yet, Ghost and Engineer's autographs.
[00:56:01]  We're waiting for Engineer.
[00:56:02]  He's kind of slow.
[00:56:04]  All right, so please give Engineer a little bit of time.
[00:56:07]  But all of them will be sent by this weekend, folks.
[00:56:10]  All right.
[00:56:11]  All autographs.
[00:56:13]  And folks, if you were lucky enough to basically purchase an autograph of yours truly, that is numbered here in the next couple of weeks, because I'm going to wait until everybody gets their autograph and gets their number.
[00:56:28]  I am going to put all the numbers that were sold into a, I don't know, a hat, a jar, something of that nature.
[00:56:36]  And every so often or so, I'm just going to pull a number out of that jar, and I'm going to pull a number out of that hat.
[00:56:46]  And whoever's number it is, I'm going to mail them a gift certificate or gift card for whatever they want.
[00:56:51]  All right?
[00:56:51]  I'm going to, like, one of those MasterCard Visa cards, I'm going to mail them a gift card.
[00:56:55]  All right?
[00:56:56]  I'm not joking.
[00:56:57]  I mean, this is what I'm talking about.
[00:56:59]  I mean, don't you feel stupid that you didn't buy a freaking autograph of Ghost?
[00:57:05]  I mean, good God, baby.
[00:57:06]  I'm serious.
[00:57:07]  Give it about a week's time.
[00:57:10]  I'm going to start mailing people gift cards.
[00:57:13]  I'm just going to have a freaking, I'm just going to start mailing them.
[00:57:16]  All right?
[00:57:16]  I mean, it's Christmas time.
[00:57:18]  It's the holidays, baby.
[00:57:20]  It's the holidays.
[00:57:24]  Anyway, folks, and speaking of which, if you've looked on ghost.market as of late, I know that many of you folks are, you know, wondering what the hell.
[00:57:34]  You know, there's a Templeton card there that is up for sale for $5.
[00:57:39]  Now, look, I didn't want to do this.
[00:57:42]  All right.
[00:57:43]  I did not want to do this, but everybody was bugging me that, oh, Ghost, I hate the Teutonic Plague.
[00:57:51]  Can't you ban him?
[00:57:52]  He's an asshole.
[00:57:53]  All he does is rip you off.
[00:57:55]  He's a troll.
[00:57:56]  I hate him.
[00:58:00]  So, you know, I was thinking about this last night.
[00:58:03]  I mean, you can look back on the Twitter.
[00:58:04]  It's kept me up a little bit last night.
[00:58:07]  It's kept me up a little bit last night.
[00:58:14]  I decided, look, you know, I'm going to leave it.
[00:58:17]  I'm going to kill two birds with one stone here.
[00:58:20]  Everybody is saying that they want to ban plague because, you know, he said that he would slit Templeton's throat and he kills dogs and throws dogs against the wall.
[00:58:29]  I don't know.
[00:58:29]  Whatever.
[00:58:29]  Whatever.
[00:58:30]  All right.
[00:58:30]  Not to mention everybody hates him, whatever.
[00:58:34]  So I'm going to kill two birds with one stone.
[00:58:36]  I put up a card for Templeton.
[00:58:38]  Now, look, folks, if you click on the goddamn image, it shows the back of the card.
[00:58:45]  Let me tell you something right now.
[00:58:47]  I will mail you a card with Templeton.
[00:58:49]  And look, there's the Templeton graphic there.
[00:58:52]  That's a picture of Templeton.
[00:58:54]  But on the back is an actual in-real life paw print of Templeton.
[00:58:59]  And look, I hate saying his name.
[00:59:00]  He's going to come over here.
[00:59:02]  But in real life, paw print of Templeton.
[00:59:05]  So I'm not trying to hold – it says there's – I put up 250.
[00:59:10]  Okay?
[00:59:11]  But if we sell 50 by Halloween, because I'm going to take these down by Halloween.
[00:59:17]  I'm not going to put these up here forever.
[00:59:19]  If we sell 50 by Halloween, I will ban Teutonic.
[00:59:24]  As a matter of fact, if we sell 50 before the end of this show, I'll bring Teutonic onto the show, and I'll unfortunately have to break the bad news to him live right here on the broadcast, probably around radio graffiti time.
[00:59:37]  But right now, folks, I mean, you only need 27 left.
[00:59:39]  There's 27 left to ban Teutonic Plague.
[00:59:43]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:59:43]  I mean, if we get that 27, I'll ban them right here.
[00:59:47]  And look, I'll give him the bad news, and I'll tell them that, you know, people have spoken, so on and so forth, and, you know, you got to go or whatever.
[00:59:59]  And I'll give him some final words.
[01:00:03]  And that'll be the end of the Teutonic Plague, folks.
[01:00:06]  All right.
[01:00:07]  All right.
[01:00:07]  I mean, is that a deal?
[01:00:08]  I mean, seriously, I'm not joking around.
[01:00:11]  I mean, if you guys can literally, I mean, look, there's, oh, my God, people are buying right now.
[01:00:16]  26 left.
[01:00:17]  If there's 26 sales by the end of Radio Graffiti, it is going to be, man, I really don't want to do this, man, but it's going to be a dramatic episode at Radio Graffiti because I'm going to have to tell Teutonic, man.
[01:00:34]  He's out of here.
[01:00:35]  I mean, it's not me.
[01:00:37]  It's them.
[01:00:38]  They say you got to go.
[01:00:41]  And, you know, if you're going to put me in that predicament, folks, I mean, you know, anyway, let me get back to Twitter shout-outs, folks.
[01:00:49]  I'm sorry, man.
[01:00:50]  Let me go.
[01:00:51]  Where was I?
[01:00:52]  Put the Twitter shout-outs back on the goddamn screen, engineer.
[01:00:58]  Anyway, we got Dorito Burrito.
[01:00:59]  What's going on?
[01:01:00]  We got Drunken Wolf in the house.
[01:01:02]  What's going on to Danny J, the Argonian capitalist in the place?
[01:01:06]  We got the MySpace Mexican in the house.
[01:01:08]  What's going on?
[01:01:09]  What's going on to the Whore Master?
[01:01:11]  I haven't seen you in a while.
[01:01:12]  Oh, yes, I am the Whore Master.
[01:01:16]  Jesus Christ.
[01:01:18]  Who else do we got here?
[01:01:19]  We got CDI fan237.
[01:01:21]  How you doing?
[01:01:22]  We got Make Texas Mexico again.
[01:01:25]  Look, don't even talk shit.
[01:01:27]  Don't even talk about it, you shake your cap.
[01:01:31]  Son of a bitch, make Texas Mexico again.
[01:01:34]  You shut up your ass.
[01:01:37]  You shut up your ass with that talk, man.
[01:01:39]  That kind of talk is disrespectful to the Texas martyrs, boy.
[01:01:45]  That kind of talk is disrespectful to the Texas martyrs.
[01:01:51]  Son of a bitch.
[01:01:52]  Give me a goddamn son of a, don't even kid around about that, man.
[01:01:58]  And let me tell you, you come down here to San Hambonio, some parts of this city, you may think you're in Mexico.
[01:02:03]  I mean, no disrespect to the folks out of here, but, you know, I mean, you know, no offense.
[01:02:08]  Jesus Christ.
[01:02:09]  Who else do we have going on over here?
[01:02:10]  No, don't make fun of Texas anymore, all right?
[01:02:14]  Templeton Wieners.
[01:02:15]  That's funny for Christ's sake.
[01:02:17]  A Ghostapo officer.
[01:02:19]  A Ghost Stoppo officer?
[01:02:21]  What the hell does that mean?
[01:02:22]  I don't have a Ghost Stoppo.
[01:02:24]  What are you implying?
[01:02:28]  We got Uncut Capitalist.
[01:02:30]  What's going on?
[01:02:31]  We got Big Hairy Bear Balls.
[01:02:33]  Jesus Christ, man.
[01:02:36]  Man, I can't believe some of you people, man.
[01:02:39]  Ghost drives John Deere.
[01:02:42]  Ghost has 10 daughters.
[01:02:44]  All right.
[01:02:44]  Oh, there's Teutonic Chimp Lord.
[01:02:47]  Teutonic quit LOL.
[01:02:49]  Banned Teutonic for life.
[01:02:51]  All right, look, that's enough.
[01:02:52]  I mean, that's enough!
[01:02:56]  Look, man, you guys are literally putting me in a very bad predicament here.
[01:03:01]  You guys are putting me in a bad predicament.
[01:03:03]  Look, I'm having good news today.
[01:03:06]  It's a good baller Friday.
[01:03:08]  The truck train, it looks like it's going to be victorious.
[01:03:11]  They have reopened the FBI investigation into the Clinton emails.
[01:03:15]  I mean, good God.
[01:03:18]  And why you people would put me in a predicament where I've got to let somebody go, man.
[01:03:26]  I've got to let somebody go.
[01:03:27]  I've got to tell them to take a hike.
[01:03:29]  I've got to tell them that they're not wanted.
[01:03:32]  That they got to get.
[01:03:34]  That they've got to go and get for Christ's sake.
[01:03:36]  You know how humiliating that is for somebody, man?
[01:03:39]  You know how humiliating that is?
[01:03:44]  And look, you're even making it worse with these stupid names from Christ.
[01:03:47]  Give me the goddamn mic.
[01:03:50]  Give me the goddamn mic, man.
[01:03:53]  I mean, you're even making it worse, man.
[01:03:56]  Run to Old Navy to treat yourself with up to 40% off store-wide on Falls Bass dresses, cozy sweaters, and must-have jeans.
[01:04:03]  Talk about a treat.
[01:04:04]  Save up to 40% off at Old Navy or OldNavy.com.
[01:04:08]  Run to Old Navy today.
[01:04:09]  Valid 1023-11-1.
[01:04:11]  Select styles only.
[01:04:14]  Anyway, how do you think Teutonic feels, man?
[01:04:16]  I mean, how do you think that poor bastard feels, huh?
[01:04:20]  I mean, all he wants, I mean, you could tell all he wants to do is just be a part of the capitalist army.
[01:04:25]  All he's trying to do is just be cool with you guys over here.
[01:04:29]  And you hate him.
[01:04:31]  You hate him.
[01:04:36]  Man, I can't believe you sons of bitches are going to make me do this, man.
[01:04:42]  I'm not kidding around, man.
[01:04:43]  I can't believe you, sacks of crap.
[01:04:46]  Anyway, folks, sorry, we are way into the second hour of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast, and I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
[01:04:55]  Jesus Christ, man.
[01:04:58]  And look, I want to thank you all for tuning in with me, folks.
[01:05:01]  But look, I'm looking at these sales.
[01:05:02]  I mean, they're selling like hotcakes, man.
[01:05:04]  There's 16 left.
[01:05:06]  I mean, are you joking?
[01:05:08]  16?
[01:05:08]  You are going to make me do this, man.
[01:05:20]  Why?
[01:05:23]  Jesus Christ.
[01:05:24]  You know, it's like, man, come give me the mic.
[01:05:27]  Give me the mic.
[01:05:29]  This is, you know what this is like?
[01:05:30]  This is like giving away a dog, man.
[01:05:32]  It's like giving away a dog that you like, man.
[01:05:34]  You got to give it away for Christ's sake, man.
[01:05:36]  You got to give it away to like some neighbor or some kind of crap like that, man.
[01:05:41]  I mean, seriously, man, come on.
[01:05:46]  I mean, good God, man.
[01:05:49]  I can't believe that you people are going to make me do this.
[01:05:52]  I'm so.
[01:05:54]  Look, I'm going to take a couple of more Twitter shout-outs, and then I'm going to try to move on with this broadcast, folks.
[01:05:58]  But I can't believe you sons of bitches are going to make me do this.
[01:06:01]  I could.
[01:06:11]  Where was I at, engineer?
[01:06:15]  All right.
[01:06:16]  Anyway, who else do we have?
[01:06:18]  We got Remember the Alamoni.
[01:06:21]  What the hell does that mean?
[01:06:22]  Remember the Alamoni?
[01:06:26]  Jesus Christ.
[01:06:27]  Homeland Tamales.
[01:06:29]  Look, man, look, look, listen to me.
[01:06:31]  I'm not really appreciative of these troll names right now, especially when I'm about to do something I really don't want to do.
[01:06:39]  I mean, you people are forcing me in a position that is very uncomfortable for me.
[01:06:43]  I want you all to know this.
[01:06:44]  It's very, very uncomfortable that I've got to sit here and literally just, I mean, do you understand how devastated Teutonic is probably going to be?
[01:06:55]  I mean, do you understand that you're this.
[01:06:57]  I mean, I can't believe you're ruining somebody's dream here.
[01:07:01]  I mean, he's a huge fan of the show.
[01:07:03]  He's listened to every episode, for Christ's sake.
[01:07:06]  And this is what you're doing.
[01:07:11]  Jesus Christ, man.
[01:07:15]  Who else do we have here?
[01:07:16]  We got Ghost Secret Triangle.
[01:07:19]  What the hell does that mean?
[01:07:19]  I got a triangle within the circle.
[01:07:21]  Is that what you're saying?
[01:07:23]  I got an inner triangle within the inner circle.
[01:07:26]  And in the inner triangle, I got a square.
[01:07:28]  I got an inner square.
[01:07:30]  Just shut up, all right?
[01:07:32]  Gee, Trump and Communist.
[01:07:34]  Here we go with the Trumping jokes.
[01:07:36]  All right, give me a goddamn break.
[01:07:37]  We got Running to the Hills.
[01:07:40]  Run to the Hills.
[01:07:44]  Run for your love.
[01:07:48]  Anyway, we got Caleb the Capitalist.
[01:07:51]  How you doing, man?
[01:07:53]  We got Jizz Spookster 3000.
[01:07:56]  Teutonic Pariah.
[01:07:57]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[01:08:00]  Band Teutonic's ass.
[01:08:02]  Okay, great.
[01:08:02]  Buy Paw Prince now.
[01:08:04]  Hey, look, shut up.
[01:08:05]  I didn't mean to say that.
[01:08:08]  Some dumbass name told me to say that.
[01:08:10]  Buy Paw Prince.
[01:08:11]  Now, shut up.
[01:08:13]  Who asked you?
[01:08:18]  Jesus Christ.
[01:08:20]  Who else?
[01:08:20]  I'm going to tell you a couple of more of your folks.
[01:08:22]  All right.
[01:08:22]  It's a Baller Friday.
[01:08:31]  Stick a tamale up your ass.
[01:08:33]  Just shove it up your ass.
[01:08:36]  Shut up your ass, you stupid son of a bitch.
[01:08:41]  We got Zyklon G, for Christ's sake.
[01:08:44]  Teutonic K.O. Templeton.
[01:08:46]  Don't go there, please.
[01:08:48]  All right.
[01:08:48]  Teutonic smorgasbord.
[01:08:53]  Just get this.
[01:08:57]  Look, you idiots.
[01:09:00]  This is a very difficult situation.
[01:09:04]  This is a very difficult situation for me.
[01:09:08]  Do you understand this?
[01:09:10]  This is a very difficult situation.
[01:09:13]  I am breaking some poor bastard's heart.
[01:09:16]  I'm going to break some poor bastard's heart.
[01:09:21]  And you, you are making me do this.
[01:09:24]  Why?
[01:09:30]  You're going to make me.
[01:09:33]  Give me the mic.
[01:09:36]  Give me the goddamn mic, man.
[01:09:41]  Why, man?
[01:09:42]  Why?
[01:09:44]  What's going on to Boogeyman?
[01:09:49]  Who else do we got here?
[01:09:50]  I don't know.
[01:09:51]  You know what?
[01:09:52]  I don't even want to do this anymore.
[01:09:53]  You know, forget about it.
[01:09:54]  No more Twitter shout-outs.
[01:09:56]  I know.
[01:09:57]  Look at these people.
[01:09:58]  There's like three left.
[01:10:00]  There's like three left.
[01:10:01]  For Christ's sake, are you joking?
[01:10:03]  There's like three left.
[01:10:11]  No, Oh, my God.
[01:10:28]  Oh, my God.
[01:10:30]  Come on.
[01:10:32]  You're going to break some poor bastard's heart.
[01:10:36]  Break some poor bastard's heart, man.
[01:10:43]  Jesus Christ.
[01:10:44]  Give me the mic.
[01:10:48]  I can't believe this crap, man.
[01:10:51]  I mean, there's three left.
[01:10:56]  There's three more left, man.
[01:10:57]  I mean, you people are going to make me do this, man.
[01:11:01]  Look, I'm not going to talk about this here for a second, all right?
[01:11:03]  I'm not going.
[01:11:04]  Look, I'm not doing this until like the radio graffiti time anyway, because I can't believe you idiots are going to make me do this, man.
[01:11:16]  Look, folks, I'm going to open up the phone lines right now, okay?
[01:11:19]  I want to hear from you.

=== Forced Opinion On Teutonic (15:00) ===

[01:11:20]  All right?
[01:11:20]  What do you have to say about this?
[01:11:22]  425-390-6146.
[01:11:25]  What do you have to say?
[01:11:27]  I hate to make it about this, but you people are making it about it.
[01:11:31]  You people are the ones that made it a big issue.
[01:11:33]  All of you.
[01:11:34]  Each and every one of you.
[01:11:40]  So I just, I want to hear from you.
[01:11:41]  What do you got to say about it, huh?
[01:11:42]  I got something to say about it.
[01:11:45]  I mean, what do you got to say about the Teutonic Plague situation?
[01:11:47]  All right.
[01:11:48]  Here, let's go to my old trusty friend, Raiden Snake.
[01:11:50]  Hey, Raiden Snake, are you there, sir?
[01:11:53]  Yeah, can you hear me, ghost?
[01:11:55]  Yeah, we can hear you, man.
[01:11:56]  How are you doing?
[01:11:57]  What do you think about this whole Teutonic plague situation?
[01:12:02]  I just think it's something ridiculous.
[01:12:03]  You want my honest opinion.
[01:12:06]  Why do these people hate Teutonics so much?
[01:12:08]  What is it?
[01:12:09]  Can you understand the psychology of what's going on here?
[01:12:15]  No, not really.
[01:12:16]  It just doesn't make any sense.
[01:12:17]  If you want my honest opinion.
[01:12:19]  Oh, man.
[01:12:21]  I know that you take a little bit of flack from trolls yourself.
[01:12:25]  Am I correct?
[01:12:28]  Yeah, but I just learned to ignore them until I know better.
[01:12:33]  Oh, my gosh, man.
[01:12:34]  You know what?
[01:12:34]  I'll get back to you here during radio graffiti there, Raiden Snake.
[01:12:37]  I want to hear everybody's opinion about this.
[01:12:39]  I mean, this is a very uncomfortable situation for me here.
[01:12:44]  This is a very uncomfortable situation, and I'm going to have to do something that I don't really want to do, but now I'm being forced to do it.
[01:12:51]  It looks like I'm going to be forced to do it.
[01:12:53]  God damn it.
[01:12:57]  God damn it, man.
[01:12:59]  Here, let me ask the 727 caller.
[01:13:02]  Maybe he's got some deep-seated philosophical wisdom that he could conjure up and maybe I don't know.
[01:13:08]  Hey, 727, are you there, man?
[01:13:10]  What do you got to say about this Teutonic Plague situation?
[01:13:14]  Yeah, I'm here right now, and honestly, I don't really like Teutonic, so I'm kind of purchasing it right now.
[01:13:20]  I think I'm getting blocked.
[01:13:21]  Wait, what are you talking about?
[01:13:23]  Wait a minute.
[01:13:24]  What?
[01:13:26]  What are you talking about?
[01:13:30]  Are you joking me?
[01:13:33]  Are you joking?
[01:13:34]  Good God, man.
[01:13:36]  I mean, what is going on here?
[01:13:40]  What is going on here?
[01:13:45]  Oh, my God, man.
[01:13:47]  I can't believe.
[01:13:48]  What the hell?
[01:13:50]  What in the blue hell?
[01:13:55]  Oh, my God.
[01:13:56]  I can't believe I can't believe this crap.
[01:14:00]  Give me the mic.
[01:14:01]  Give me the goddamn mic.
[01:14:03]  I mean, Jesus Christ, I can't believe you're going to make me do this.
[01:14:12]  I don't know what to say.
[01:14:14]  I'm in shock.
[01:14:16]  I'm in complete shock.
[01:14:18]  I'm going to be honest with each and every one of you folks.
[01:14:20]  I am in complete and utter shock at what's going on and what's transpiring on this Baller Friday, man.
[01:14:27]  I am in shock.
[01:14:30]  I mean, I'm almost speechless.
[01:14:32]  I'm going to be honest.
[01:14:33]  I'm almost speechless, man.
[01:14:35]  I am almost speechless.
[01:14:40]  I am almost speechless.
[01:14:41]  I'm not joking around.
[01:14:44]  I mean, does everybody feel this way?
[01:14:46]  I mean, does everyone feel this way?
[01:14:48]  781, what do you think about the Teutonic Plague situation?
[01:14:54]  You're a huge faggot, is what I think.
[01:14:57]  Well, unfortunately, you got a cheap-ass Obama phone, and we can't even understand you.
[01:15:01]  How about 973?
[01:15:02]  What do you think about the Teutonic Plague situation?
[01:15:07]  Honestly, I have no opinion.
[01:15:10]  But I have a question for you.
[01:15:13]  All right, well, go ahead.
[01:15:16]  Interpat, you commented on David Letterman and John Oliver.
[01:15:23]  But what's your opinion on Conan O'Brien?
[01:15:27]  I think Conan O'Brien is your quintessential white privilege, to be honest with you.
[01:15:33]  And he literally jumped over the one-kidney Mexican, what the hell is his name again?
[01:15:40]  The guy, the guy that took the kidney from his fat wife, and then he ended up cheating on her with a hooker.
[01:15:45]  And what about George Lopez?
[01:15:47]  He literally jumped over the burrito-eating body of George Lopez to basically get his little show on TBS, and I think he should feel disgusted about it.
[01:15:56]  But hey, what are they?
[01:15:57]  They gave him $25 million to be the obnoxious, dry-witted piece of trash that he is today.
[01:16:03]  So what the hell?
[01:16:04]  You know what I'm saying?
[01:16:05]  Anyway, we're talking about the Teutonic Plague situation because these people are putting me in a position where I am going to be forced to do something I don't want to do, and I want to hear people's opinions about it.
[01:16:15]  I'm serious.
[01:16:16]  I'm not joking around.
[01:16:17]  How about 603?
[01:16:19]  What do you think about the Teutonic Plague situation?
[01:16:25]  How are you doing?
[01:16:26]  Is that me?
[01:16:27]  That's you.
[01:16:29]  You know, the thing about Teutonic Plague is I'm not against him because I think he's a good guy, generally speaking.
[01:16:35]  Snow White says hi, also.
[01:16:36]  This is Tom up in New Hampshire.
[01:16:38]  Anyway.
[01:16:39]  Hey, what's going on, Tom?
[01:16:40]  How you doing, man?
[01:16:41]  Yeah, go ahead and give some insight on your perspective on this.
[01:16:44]  I know you're pretty much a neutral observer, so go ahead.
[01:16:47]  Yeah, and look, I have nothing against Teutonic Plague.
[01:16:50]  You know, I don't have anything against him, but he just talks too damn much about these problems, about these eating dogs.
[01:16:57]  I mean, unless he wants to be a Korean barbecue franchise, he doesn't have any idea of what he's doing.
[01:17:02]  And he's in a circle.
[01:17:04]  So he needs to take a step back, step off, and figure out what the fuck he's doing.
[01:17:10]  Let me tell you something.
[01:17:10]  I've drank a lot tonight, and I'm drinking because I'm celebrating.
[01:17:14]  I think Trump won the election tonight.
[01:17:17]  Snow White and her.
[01:17:18]  No, hey, you know what?
[01:17:18]  You're absolutely right, Tom.
[01:17:20]  As a matter of fact, if you were not following Tom, you need to follow him on Twitter.
[01:17:24]  As a matter of fact, can you tweet at me, Tom, so I can retweet everybody to follow you?
[01:17:28]  This man, every time there's been a new data dump on the Podesta emails and the Hillary Clinton emails, this guy has been getting up every morning and live tweeting in the midst of his full-time job.
[01:17:39]  And this man is a true patriot.
[01:17:41]  We need true patriots like this.
[01:17:43]  But, you know, Tom, as far as your perspective on the perspective on the Teutonic Plague situation, I mean, he just talks too much.
[01:17:54]  He's just a loudmouth.
[01:17:56]  And then, of course, the Korean barbecue thing.
[01:17:58]  That was pretty funny.
[01:18:01]  I just want to hear a couple more opinions, and then we're going to move on to another subject matter.
[01:18:05]  210, do you have any opinion on the Teutonic Plague scenario situation?
[01:18:10]  I was initially neutral with Teutonic Plague.
[01:18:14]  I actually liked the guy initially, but as time progressed, I noticed that he's nothing more than a kiss-ass, and he likes imitating you too much, Ghost.
[01:18:23]  And as someone who is in the veterinary field, I wouldn't appreciate anybody saying that they're going to try to kill an animal just because of the fact that it bit them, because it turned against them.
[01:18:36]  It's an animal.
[01:18:38]  It's not trying to be intentional with biting you.
[01:18:40]  It's just trying to defend itself.
[01:18:41]  It has a fight or flight response.
[01:18:44]  So the fact that he thinks that it's a game is beyond ridiculous.
[01:18:50]  So I'm completely with Danny Tatonic.
[01:18:54]  Wow.
[01:18:54]  Whoa.
[01:18:54]  I mean, look, I can understand where you're coming from.
[01:18:58]  You're obviously a veterinarian.
[01:18:59]  Anybody who's in the veterinarian field, most of the time, really likes animals.
[01:19:03]  And you are a part of the inner circle, as a matter of fact.
[01:19:07]  And I know you do like animals and that sort of thing.
[01:19:10]  Pretty raw right there.
[01:19:11]  I mean, you couldn't.
[01:19:13]  I mean, it wasn't a troll.
[01:19:14]  That was pure emotion right there.
[01:19:16]  I want to thank you for getting that out and expressing your perspective there.
[01:19:21]  I'm going to get a couple of more opinions, but hold on just a second.
[01:19:25]  What, engineer?
[01:19:31]  Are you kidding me?
[01:19:32]  They said, oh, man, they already sold 55 of them.
[01:19:37]  55 have been sold for Christ's sake.
[01:19:40]  I mean, God damn it.
[01:19:46]  Oh, my God.
[01:19:50]  Why?
[01:19:52]  Why do you people do this to me?
[01:19:58]  Oh, my God, man.
[01:20:04]  Oh, my God.
[01:20:06]  I can't believe it.
[01:20:10]  I can't believe you people are going to make me do this.
[01:20:17]  I cannot believe that you people are going to make me do this, man.
[01:20:20]  This is.
[01:20:26]  You know, I'm in shock, man.
[01:20:29]  I'm going to break some poor guy's heart, man.
[01:20:32]  You know what?
[01:20:34]  I'm going to break.
[01:20:35]  You idiots are probably going to laugh at you.
[01:20:37]  You think it's a big freaking joke.
[01:20:38]  Yeah, right?
[01:20:39]  Yeah.
[01:20:40]  You think it's a big freaking joke.
[01:20:46]  Oh, my God.
[01:20:48]  I'm just, I don't know what to say anymore, folks.
[01:20:50]  I'm at a loss for words.
[01:20:52]  Now, I was having a great day.
[01:20:55]  Give me the mic.
[01:20:55]  Give me the mic.
[01:20:58]  I was having a great day, and then you people ruined it with this, for Christ's sake.
[01:21:02]  Jesus Christ.
[01:21:06]  And I'm looking at Twitter, and everybody's celebrating, and yay, and Teutonic's gone, and ding-dong, the Teutonic's dead.
[01:21:14]  And I'm reading all this garbage.
[01:21:16]  Oh, there's one guy.
[01:21:17]  I bought two autographs.
[01:21:18]  Yeah, hey, listen.
[01:21:20]  The rest of the autographs that have been ordered are going to be sent out this weekend.
[01:21:25]  They will be sent out, folks, okay?
[01:21:28]  And as I stated, if you purchased a ghost autograph, they're all numbered.
[01:21:32]  And what I'm going to do here, not this next week, but the week after, so that everybody can get their autograph, I am going to put all the numbers of the autograph into a hat or into a jar, and I'm going to randomly pull out one every now and then, probably once a day, maybe twice a day.
[01:21:48]  I'm not really too sure.
[01:21:50]  All right?
[01:21:51]  I'm not really too sure.
[01:21:54]  But what I'm going to do is I'm going to pull out one two a day, and I'm going to be just mailing out gift cards, baby.
[01:22:00]  You understand what I'm saying?
[01:22:02]  I'm just going to be mailing out gift cards.
[01:22:04]  And you see what I'm talking about?
[01:22:06]  I'm not joking.
[01:22:08]  So I hope that you all bought one because now, you know, you could potentially get paid out of here.
[01:22:12]  You know what I mean?
[01:22:13]  I'm not joking around.
[01:22:14]  I'm going to give out gift cards, man.
[01:22:16]  All right?
[01:22:17]  As a matter of fact, you may want to tweet at me what kind of gift cards you'd like to be seen giving out.
[01:22:22]  I just would give out like a regular universal like Visa or MasterCard gift card so you can just go and purchase whatever the hell you want.
[01:22:29]  You know what I mean?
[01:22:30]  But to each their own.
[01:22:32]  You know what I'm saying?
[01:22:34]  But anyway, the last remaining engineers and ghosts will be sent out probably tomorrow at the very latest Monday.
[01:22:41]  And then that's it.
[01:22:43]  There's no more left to be sent out.
[01:22:44]  So after that, they'll be sent out.
[01:22:46]  Give it about maybe four or five days, and it should be there, folks, all right?
[01:22:51]  Anyway, I cannot believe that you people are going to do this.
[01:22:57]  Oh, my God.
[01:22:58]  Anyway, look, I'm going to get to open up the phone lines here for the next 30 minutes, all right?
[01:23:03]  And I want to talk about whatever you want to talk about, all right?
[01:23:06]  I mean, I'm really at a loss for words.
[01:23:08]  I really do not want to do this.
[01:23:10]  I think this is sad.
[01:23:11]  I think this is a sad day for true capitalist radio.
[01:23:14]  I think that true capitalist radio is, I mean, literally, the fans have literally, you know, kind of revolted against a particular ultra fan of the show.
[01:23:24]  And literally, I mean, this is a fan mutiny.
[01:23:28]  You understand?
[01:23:28]  This is a fan mutiny of a super fan.
[01:23:32]  I mean, you can't make this crap up.
[01:23:36]  You can't make this crap up.
[01:23:38]  I'm telling you, man.
[01:23:43]  Oh, my God.
[01:23:44]  Anyway, I'm going to take some calls here.
[01:23:49]  This is a baller Friday.
[01:23:50]  It was supposed to be a nice Baller Friday.
[01:23:52]  I mean, Tom, he's over there drinking because, hey, I do believe that Trump has it in the bag.
[01:23:57]  We are going to witness a new America.
[01:24:00]  We are going to make America great again.
[01:24:02]  I mean, that's what we should be celebrating on this goddamn Bowler Friday.
[01:24:06]  No, no, but instead, I've got this fan mutiny happening right before my very eyes, all right?
[01:24:12]  I got this fan mutiny, and they are forcing me now.
[01:24:17]  The people.
[01:24:18]  The people are forcing me to do something I don't want to do.
[01:24:23]  But you see, that's a sign of a good leader.
[01:24:26]  That's why YeM Ghostler and Ghostler knows how to lead.
[01:24:33]  And if the people do not want Teutonic Plague, then the people will have the Teutonic Plague banned for life.
[01:24:43]  Hail, Ghostler.
[01:24:44]  Hail, Ghostler.
[01:24:46]  Hail the Ghostler youth.
[01:24:48]  Hail, Ghostler, youth.
[01:24:53]  Anyway, folks, let me calm down here, man.
[01:24:56]  I'm just going off keystroke.
[01:24:57]  I can't believe it.
[01:25:00]  I can't believe it, man.
[01:25:05]  I can't believe it.
[01:25:10]  But that's a sign of a good leader, folks.
[01:25:12]  Hey, look, I like Teutonic Plague.
[01:25:14]  As a matter of fact, folks, I want to be completely honest with you.
[01:25:17]  You know, he's decent radio.
[01:25:19]  You know what I'm saying?
[01:25:19]  I mean, look, look at fan art being written about the guy.
[01:25:22]  But it's obvious that everybody hates him.
[01:25:25]  Everybody does not like him.
[01:25:26]  I mean, everybody thinks he's a piece of trash.
[01:25:29]  And look, I mean, the people have spoken.
[01:25:32]  All right?
[01:25:33]  The people have spoken.
[01:25:34]  And they're still buying him.
[01:25:36]  Look at this.
[01:25:37]  They're still buying.
[01:25:38]  It's 190.
[01:25:39]  What is it?
[01:25:39]  194?
[01:25:41]  194?
[01:25:42]  They're still buying him.
[01:25:43]  They're still buying him.
[01:25:45]  You've got to be.
[01:25:46]  You've got to be kidding me.
[01:25:49]  You've got to be kidding me.
[01:25:52]  What are you idiots trying to do now?
[01:25:55]  What are you neutral terrorists and cyber burman up to now, man?
[01:25:59]  What are y'all up to?
[01:26:00]  Are you trying to show me up, man?
[01:26:04]  Are you trying to show me up?
[01:26:05]  Are you trying to have my dog outsell me?
[01:26:09]  Is that something you idiots?
[01:26:10]  You're all trolling up in your live little message boards and your little private message chat.
[01:26:15]  Is that it?
[01:26:19]  You're going to make my dog show me up.

=== Humiliated Meme War Heart (03:30) ===

[01:26:21]  And look, my dog just woke up on that.
[01:26:23]  You see, that's a lot of assholes.
[01:26:25]  You see, even my dog knows that you idiot.
[01:26:28]  Shove it up, your ass.
[01:26:33]  Shut up, bitch.
[01:26:37]  Seriously, man, just shut up your asses, man.
[01:26:39]  Not only are you going to make me literally ban the Teutonic Plague for Life, but now you idiots are trying to make me look like a fool in front of my dog.
[01:26:49]  You're trying to make my dog look cooler than me for Christ's sake.
[01:26:54]  I'm the talent.
[01:26:56]  You understand that, you people that are listening to me?
[01:26:59]  I'm the talent.
[01:27:02]  Not the engineer, not my dog.
[01:27:04]  Me, ghost.
[01:27:07]  That's why it says true capitalist radio hosted by ghost ass crack.
[01:27:14]  I can't believe what the f what the hell's wrong with you people man, you guys are pieces of crap.
[01:27:26]  Give me the goddamn you guys are pieces of garbage, man.
[01:27:33]  I'm telling you this right now.
[01:27:35]  I cannot believe you people.
[01:27:39]  What a baller Friday, man.
[01:27:51]  I should be celebrating right now, man.
[01:27:56]  I should be celebrating right now.
[01:28:01]  The Trump train looks like it's victorious.
[01:28:03]  There's egg on the face of Hillary Clinton, for Christ's sake.
[01:28:08]  The corruption looks like it may be coming down, my God.
[01:28:11]  It looks like it may be coming down.
[01:28:15]  And yet, I'm humiliated today, man.
[01:28:20]  I'm humiliated today.
[01:28:27]  Oh, my God.
[01:28:32]  Oh.
[01:28:44]  I'm gagging for Christ's sake.
[01:28:45]  Goddammit!
[01:29:12]  Oh, my heart.
[01:29:15]  Oh, my heart's beating like a rabbit, man.
[01:29:20]  Oh, Christ.
[01:29:23]  Oh, my God, man.
[01:29:24]  And look, look at this.
[01:29:25]  this now that we're, you know, see, that's what I'm talking about, man.
[01:29:29]  I wanted to celebrate for a little bit.
[01:29:31]  I wanted to celebrate that the damn FBI was reopening the investigation into the Hillary Clinton email scandal.
[01:29:36]  But by God, look at the Department of Justice.
[01:29:40]  Look at this.
[01:29:41]  Look.
[01:29:42]  Department of Justice files a complaint against FBI Director James Comey for interfering.
[01:29:48]  Oh, my God.

=== FBI Reopening Clinton Investigation (08:06) ===

[01:29:51]  What a disgusting piece of crap.
[01:29:53]  You see, it all comes clear now, isn't it?
[01:29:56]  Now the bureaucrats are fighting against each other, folks.
[01:30:00]  Look, I just retweeted the damn article.
[01:30:02]  The bureaucrats are now fighting against each other, for Christ's sake.
[01:30:07]  And let me tell you, it's been one hell of a meme war.
[01:30:11]  I can tell you that right goddamn now.
[01:30:13]  It's been one hell of a meme war, folks.
[01:30:17]  You know, there's been some people here that have been within the meme wars that literally have fallen victim to the banning and censorship of certain social media societies.
[01:30:31]  And I want to say, I salute everyone who has fallen in the meme wars.
[01:30:37]  There's been a lot of us, folks, but by God, by God, we have made a serious dent in American history, haven't we, folks?
[01:30:48]  And let me tell you, a lot of us have done major damage just spreading the information from the comfort of our desks, from the comfort of our sofas.
[01:30:58]  You understand that?
[01:30:58]  Because this is a new digital age, folks.
[01:31:02]  This is a digital war.
[01:31:03]  That's why that whole nonsense with D-Ray McKesson going out there and rabble-rousing black communities into burning down their own black businesses, into burning down their own black neighborhoods.
[01:31:17]  That's why it isn't resonating one bit.
[01:31:21]  Even though they're attempting to materialize this angst, it's not penetrating the entire psyche of the minorities that it wishes to antagonize.
[01:31:31]  Run to Old Navy to treat yourself with up to 40% off store-wide on Falls Best Dresses, cozy sweaters, and must-have jeans.
[01:31:38]  Talk about a treat.
[01:31:39]  Save up to 40% off at Old Navy or OldNavy.com.
[01:31:43]  Run to Old Navy today.
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[01:31:46]  Select styles only.
[01:31:49]  And why you say?
[01:31:50]  It's because of those of us, the soldiers in the meme wars.
[01:31:54]  All right?
[01:31:56]  Jesus Christ, I'm so, I'm so, man.
[01:31:59]  I'm so happy to be alive during this time.
[01:32:01]  I'm so happy I came back in March.
[01:32:04]  And I'm so happy that the truck train, the capitalist army, all of us, we have done whatever we could within our power, within our means to make sure that Donald Trump was elected president.
[01:32:15]  And by God, I want to tell you folks that just taking part in the small portion it took in my and everyone else in the capitalist army's help to try to put Donald Trump in this White House, it has been one hell of a ride, baby.
[01:32:31]  And I hope that you and as well as everybody else who's been listening has enjoyed the ride with me because it's been great.
[01:32:39]  I'll tell you that right now, baby.
[01:32:40]  It's been one hell of a ride.
[01:32:42]  Anyway, folks, before I get on, I want to go ahead and take some more callers here.
[01:32:46]  I want to talk about anything you want to discuss.
[01:32:49]  All right.
[01:32:50]  And for those of you that are meme warriors out there, I do have the Ghostler youth shirts.
[01:32:54]  All right.
[01:32:55]  They're the pinned tweet on my Twitter account.
[01:32:57]  They're going to be gone by November 3rd.
[01:32:59]  So get them while they're lasting.
[01:33:01]  All right.
[01:33:02]  Anyway, folks, let me go ahead and take some callers here because, man, I just got a very melancholy day today.
[01:33:09]  You know, I'm kind of happy, obviously, because the truck train looks as though we are going to be victorious.
[01:33:17]  Not very happy because I am forced to do something I don't want to do.
[01:33:21]  And I don't like being told to do something I don't want to do.
[01:33:27]  I'm serious.
[01:33:30]  I don't like being told what to do.
[01:33:35]  And when people are still buying them, stop buying them for quick damn it.
[01:33:41]  Stop buying them, you goddamn shooting!
[01:33:46]  Stop twisting the knife already, all right?
[01:33:49]  Stop twisting the knife.
[01:33:51]  Stop twisting the knife.
[01:33:53]  You're twisting the knife right in the right heart.
[01:33:58]  Right in my goddamn heart.
[01:34:03]  Enough, all right, please.
[01:34:05]  Enough.
[01:34:07]  Enough.
[01:34:12]  Oh, my God.
[01:34:18]  Give me the damn mic.
[01:34:23]  Give me the goddamn mic, man.
[01:34:25]  Why are you all humiliating me, man?
[01:34:28]  Why?
[01:34:30]  Why?
[01:34:34]  Why not even come up here today?
[01:34:36]  I don't even know, man.
[01:34:36]  Man, I could have taken the whole damn day off, which I should have done for Christ's sake.
[01:34:42]  I should have waited till Halloween for this crap, but no.
[01:34:45]  Now, here I go.
[01:34:46]  Here I am.
[01:34:46]  You know, it's my fault.
[01:34:48]  It's my goddamn fault that I put myself in this freaking predicament, man.
[01:34:54]  Anyway, I'm going to take some calls here.
[01:34:56]  Let's open up the phone lines.
[01:34:57]  Let's see what people are talking about here.
[01:35:00]  All right, how about 309?
[01:35:01]  You're on the horn.
[01:35:02]  What do you want to talk about, man?
[01:35:05]  The ghost, how you doing?
[01:35:06]  It's Jimmy.
[01:35:08]  Hey, it's Jimmy Capitalist.
[01:35:10]  How are you doing, man?
[01:35:12]  I'm doing pretty good, man.
[01:35:13]  It's my birthday today, Manus My 21st.
[01:35:14]  I'm having a pizza here, and I'm enjoying the start to my weekend, man.
[01:35:19]  And I'm happy because we're victorious, and we got Teutonic Plague off the show, man.
[01:35:22]  We won.
[01:35:23]  We won the campaign.
[01:35:25]  Well, yeah, the campaign was started by you, the banned Teutonic Plague campaign.
[01:35:31]  Do you want to say anything?
[01:35:32]  I mean, you are successful.
[01:35:34]  It's obviously, what a birthday present.
[01:35:36]  It's your birthday today as well.
[01:35:37]  I mean, this is obviously some kind of a trifecta for you.
[01:35:41]  You want to say anything and give reasoning and the basis on why you started the movement and so on and so forth?
[01:35:48]  You know what, man?
[01:35:49]  I'm overcome with emotion right now about it.
[01:35:51]  You know, this isn't a victory for me.
[01:35:53]  This is a victory for everybody who wanted to make True Capitalist Radio great again and to rid it of the plague that is Teutonic.
[01:36:00]  That's fantastic.
[01:36:01]  You know, we started the campaign.
[01:36:03]  We wanted to rid the radio show of someone with a zero substance, someone with no character, someone who has been mean-spirited towards the rest of us.
[01:36:13]  And we all came together: Bronies, Trolls, Sirius Callers, Capitalist Army, Inner Circle, we all came together.
[01:36:19]  And together, we were victorious and we won this campaign.
[01:36:22]  And we have made True Capitalist Radio great again.
[01:36:26]  Wow.
[01:36:26]  Those are some deep words, Jimmy.
[01:36:28]  Hey, stay right there.
[01:36:29]  You know, happy birthday to Jimmy for Christ's sake.
[01:36:32]  All right.
[01:36:33]  As a matter of fact, let's go ahead.
[01:36:35]  And, you know, even though he did lead the campaign against Teutonic, hey, that's the way it works.
[01:36:40]  All right.
[01:36:41]  Remember, I am Ghostler.
[01:36:44]  And the people have said that they don't want the Teutonic plague.
[01:36:48]  Well, then we will get rid of the Teutonic plague.
[01:36:52]  And that's what happened.
[01:36:53]  So let's everyone, let's sing happy birthday to Jimmy.
[01:36:56]  Happy birthday to you.
[01:37:02]  Happy birthday to you.
[01:37:08]  Happy birthday, dear Jimmy Capital.
[01:37:18]  Happy birthday to you and many more.
[01:37:28]  Your pants are torn on Channel 4, so get a whore because you don't know if you're going to have another birthday anymore.
[01:37:36]  Anyway, that's enough of that.
[01:37:38]  Anyway, folks, once again, I'm glad it's Jimmy's birthday, but he was the one that started the campaign to ban Teutonic, and it seems as if it's victorious.
[01:37:52]  What can I say?
[01:37:53]  This is not a very good happy day for me.

=== Jimmy Birthday Campaign Ban (08:49) ===

[01:37:57]  I'm trying to make the light of it, as you could possibly see.
[01:38:00]  I'm trying to make light of it here, but I can't.
[01:38:04]  Jesus Christ.
[01:38:05]  You know what I mean?
[01:38:07]  I'm just trying to make light of it here, and I can't.
[01:38:09]  I just can't.
[01:38:11]  Anyway, let's take some more callers here.
[01:38:12]  We're opening up the phone lines.
[01:38:15]  Hey, look, we got Karaskin in the house.
[01:38:17]  Let's see what Karaskin has to say about this.
[01:38:18]  Hey, what's going on, Karaskin?
[01:38:21]  Hey.
[01:38:21]  How are you doing?
[01:38:22]  Just a little excited.
[01:38:24]  How are you doing, Karaskin?
[01:38:25]  What is your particular insight on this whole Teutonic Plague situation?
[01:38:31]  I don't want to get involved with that.
[01:38:33]  I'm sorry.
[01:38:34]  It's just that this whole drama thing is getting out of control.
[01:38:38]  You think it's getting out of control?
[01:38:40]  I think it's out of control as well.
[01:38:41]  I can't believe that I I even have to do this, but you know, it you know, it it's like a it's like a fan mutiny.
[01:38:47]  You know, it's a fan mutiny.
[01:38:49]  Uh-huh, I hear you.
[01:38:51]  It's like somebody want it's like one fan tried to gain number one, but tried to make sure that the other one doesn't get the number one spot.
[01:39:01]  Yeah, everybody's out to pull themselves down.
[01:39:03]  I mean, I don't understand it.
[01:39:04]  I mean, can you explain this?
[01:39:06]  I mean, are you viewing this from a perspective where you can gain something or or you're seeing something that I'm not seeing?
[01:39:15]  I could tell it's it's some kind of a betrayal going on, if you know what I mean.
[01:39:20]  It's uh why is it?
[01:39:22]  Why?
[01:39:24]  Well, somebody wants one out of the team because of the fact that they're getting pretty jealous over one person's popularity or whatever the case might be.
[01:39:35]  What is it about people hating other people's popularity?
[01:39:39]  Why are people haters?
[01:39:41]  Envy, jealousy.
[01:39:43]  And even though even though they think they are smarter than them and all that, they can fact that well, I cannot explain that much, but I'm just going to say this: envy and jealousy.
[01:39:59]  That's it.
[01:39:59]  That's it.
[01:40:01]  Envy and jealousy.
[01:40:03]  I agree with you there, Karaskin, man, and thank you for calling.
[01:40:06]  We'll get to you in Radio Graffiti.
[01:40:09]  But good God, I cannot believe that this is, I mean, I can't believe this has transpired into this on this bowler Friday, folks.
[01:40:17]  I'm going to be completely honest with you.
[01:40:19]  I am in shock.
[01:40:20]  I am in utter shock.
[01:40:21]  How about 517?
[01:40:23]  Do you have anything to say about anything or discuss anything, anything you want to talk about?
[01:40:28]  Yeah, I would like to say that I stand with the Teutonic Plague.
[01:40:32]  I mean, think about it.
[01:40:34]  He is the first person to get trolled on your show, even more than you.
[01:40:39]  I think killing a dog if he turns on you is a little extreme.
[01:40:45]  But if an animal does attack you, you do have, you are within your ethical right to retaliate.
[01:40:51]  Not necessarily with death, unless it's somebody else's animal that just comes up and attacks you out of nowhere.
[01:40:57]  But, you know what I'm saying?
[01:41:00]  No, I understand what you're saying.
[01:41:02]  So you think that this fan mutiny that we're witnessing right before our very eyes is completely uncalled for?
[01:41:09]  I think it's completely blown out of proportion.
[01:41:12]  My name is Hand Hanzo, and I stand with the Teutonic Plague.
[01:41:18]  All right.
[01:41:19]  Well, hey, we got some pro-Teutonic plaguers here.
[01:41:23]  All right, now, Lucy, you hear?
[01:41:24]  You see what you all did?
[01:41:26]  Do you see what you all did?
[01:41:29]  You started this.
[01:41:30]  I'm telling you, you all started this for Christ's sake, man.
[01:41:35]  Oh, my God.
[01:41:36]  This is getting, you're goddamn right, Han Hanzo.
[01:41:39]  This is getting way out of proportion.
[01:41:40]  I can't believe that this is going on.
[01:41:42]  I can't believe this is happening on my Bowler Friday.
[01:41:44]  I can't believe this.
[01:41:46]  You know what?
[01:41:47]  I need a beer for Christmas.
[01:41:48]  Give me some more beer.
[01:41:50]  More beer for Christ's sake.
[01:41:52]  Good God.
[01:41:55]  Jesus Christ, man.
[01:41:56]  I need some damn beer after all this crap.
[01:41:59]  Jesus.
[01:42:02]  Good God, man.
[01:42:03]  I'm serious, man.
[01:42:04]  I mean, what is this?
[01:42:07]  What is this?
[01:42:12]  Oh, Jesus Christ, man.
[01:42:15]  How about I'm going to keep taking calls here?
[01:42:17]  I mean, this is.
[01:42:18]  I'm opening up the lines.
[01:42:19]  This is what a bowler Friday is all about here.
[01:42:21]  How about 347?
[01:42:23]  What do you got to say?
[01:42:24]  Hey, Ghost.
[01:42:25]  I just want to ask one question.
[01:42:28]  Ghost.
[01:42:28]  Go ahead.
[01:42:30]  Who's the one that tells you what to do?
[01:42:35]  Well, nobody tells me what to do.
[01:42:38]  But right now, the people is telling you what to do, and you're following.
[01:42:44]  Yeah, well, you have to understand.
[01:42:46]  I am Ghostler, and the people are speaking, and we got to do what we have to do, all right?
[01:42:50]  I mean, you know, hail Ghostler.
[01:42:52]  You understand what I'm saying?
[01:42:54]  Yeah, but what do you feel like you want to do in your end?
[01:43:00]  It really doesn't matter.
[01:43:01]  It really doesn't matter what I want to do at this point in time.
[01:43:03]  The people have spoken.
[01:43:04]  Don't you agree?
[01:43:05]  I mean, that's why we're all voting for Donald Trump.
[01:43:09]  Even Donald Trump had to do things that a lot of people didn't want him to do, but he did it.
[01:43:16]  Especially the genius, Jesus Christ.
[01:43:19]  You know, before we get to anything else, since we're reminiscent, for Christ's sake, stay right there, 347, because I think it's about everybody's.
[01:43:27]  It's a perfect time for everybody's favorite old school game.
[01:43:31]  And I'm talking about guest the minority.
[01:43:36]  That's right, folks.
[01:43:37]  It's the old game.
[01:43:38]  Guess the minority here.
[01:43:40]  Go right ahead and, you know, tweet me what you believe that this person is.
[01:43:46]  It's everybody's favorite game.
[01:43:48]  It's just the minority.
[01:43:50]  Anyway, folks.
[01:43:52]  Anyway, 347, you there, man?
[01:43:55]  Yeah, I'm right here.
[01:43:57]  All right, now, let me ask you a couple of questions, if you don't mind.
[01:44:01]  What's your favorite food?
[01:44:03]  My favorite food?
[01:44:04]  Sushi.
[01:44:06]  Sushi.
[01:44:08]  Are you Korean?
[01:44:10]  No.
[01:44:13]  Japanese?
[01:44:15]  Nope.
[01:44:16]  Come on, something of the Orient.
[01:44:19]  Nope.
[01:44:21]  Okay, what are you?
[01:44:22]  What are you here?
[01:44:23]  What are you?
[01:44:23]  Let's go ahead.
[01:44:24]  Okay, I'm American.
[01:44:29]  God, he's lying.
[01:44:30]  He's lying.
[01:44:31]  Look, I know it.
[01:44:33]  I know that's an Orient.
[01:44:37]  Yeah, I can smell it.
[01:44:38]  That's the Orient right there, man.
[01:44:40]  That's an Asiatic person right there.
[01:44:43]  Yes.
[01:44:44]  Yes.
[01:44:44]  Yes, he doesn't want to admit it.
[01:44:46]  It's an Asiatic person.
[01:44:48]  I love this game.
[01:44:49]  I knew it.
[01:44:50]  He was Asiatic.
[01:44:52]  He was Orient.
[01:44:53]  He was an Oriental.
[01:44:54]  I knew it.
[01:44:57]  Anyway, thanks for playing the game, man.
[01:44:58]  Guess the minority.
[01:44:59]  No offense.
[01:45:00]  It's just all in good fun, man.
[01:45:01]  All right.
[01:45:02]  All right.
[01:45:02]  Everything all right?
[01:45:03]  Were we good now?
[01:45:05]  Yeah, we're good.
[01:45:05]  That was a lot of fun, actually.
[01:45:07]  Just to tell you, if you talk about nationalities, it's Hispanic.
[01:45:11]  Hispanic.
[01:45:12]  Now, come on.
[01:45:13]  Give me a break.
[01:45:14]  You're sounding like you're having a hard time with your L's there.
[01:45:18]  You know what I'm saying?
[01:45:18]  Come on.
[01:45:19]  Come on, man.
[01:45:20]  I can hear that Oriental twang there, folks.
[01:45:23]  I mean, come on, man.
[01:45:25]  I can hear it.
[01:45:26]  I bet you right now, it's so hard for you to say L.
[01:45:30]  I could be like, look, I'd like for you to say the word hello.
[01:45:36]  And, you know, if I got you back on, you know what you would say?
[01:45:39]  You would say Harrow.
[01:45:42]  And then I'd bring you back and say, I'd say, hey, look, it's not Harrow.
[01:45:47]  It's Hello.
[01:45:50]  Anyway, that's enough for Christ's sake.
[01:45:52]  I'm just saying.
[01:45:53]  I'm just saying.
[01:45:54]  I'm sorry.
[01:45:56]  It's all in good fun.
[01:45:57]  It's just the minority.
[01:45:58]  I hope everybody's having a good time with this.
[01:46:00]  Anyway, look, let's go to another caller.
[01:46:03]  What the hell am I doing?
[01:46:03]  203, you're on the horn.
[01:46:05]  What do you want to discuss?
[01:46:07]  Hey, Ghost, what's up?
[01:46:09]  How you doing, man?
[01:46:11]  Very good.
[01:46:12]  I'd just like to have a calm and totally platonic discussion about our friend Teutonic for a moment here.
[01:46:22]  Go right ahead.
[01:46:23]  What's your feelings about the whole scenario?
[01:46:26]  Well, first, I'd like to explore a few subjects that were brought up, not only by Teutonic himself, but a few other users as well.
[01:46:37]  First and foremost, I believe our friend Tom brought up the subject of Teutonic, that he tends to talk a little bit too much about his own problems.

=== Fruitful Shitbag America Rant (02:02) ===

[01:46:46]  And I'd like to add, you know, Teutonic, everybody in this world has problems.
[01:46:51]  You know, it happens the worst of us.
[01:46:53]  It happens to the best of us.
[01:46:54]  So sometimes I can attest that it should happen to some of the best of us more than the worst.
[01:47:02]  So he does.
[01:47:03]  I mean, what are some of the problems that he has brought up that you can come up with off the top of your head?
[01:47:13]  Well.
[01:47:18]  Honestly, I hadn't really done my research in that part, but okay, well, get the hell out of my goddamn show!
[01:47:26]  Get off my goddamn show!
[01:47:28]  If you're just going to talk out of your goddamn fruity ass, you're fruitful shitbag America!
[01:47:40]  This is fruitful shitbag America, for Christ's sake.
[01:47:44]  God damn it, man.
[01:47:45]  Are you listening to this?
[01:47:47]  This is fruitful shitbag America.
[01:47:52]  Good God.
[01:47:54]  You know what?
[01:47:54]  I didn't really do that much research.
[01:47:57]  I've got Jesus Christ, these morons.
[01:48:09]  Get up my.
[01:48:12]  I mean, what?
[01:48:15]  I mean, do you understand what just took place here, folks?
[01:48:18]  This is what I've been discussing about the youth of America today.
[01:48:23]  Did you hear the absent-mindedness?
[01:48:26]  I mean, this, I mean, I could literally hear this person thinking.
[01:48:30]  I could literally hear this person trying to conjure up the mental synapses in his brain to concoct a sentence fragment that is remotely sensible.
[01:48:43]  I'm just in shock.
[01:48:44]  I'm in shock.
[01:48:45]  This whole day is a, man, look, this is a very bittersweet day for me.
[01:48:48]  I'm going to be honest with you.

=== NFL Boycott Fake Revenue Talk (04:04) ===

[01:48:49]  All right.
[01:48:50]  I mean, I'm glad that they reopened the damn investigation into the Hillary Clinton emails.
[01:48:54]  But my God, what the hell kind of day is this for a damn Baller Friday for the True Capitalist Radio Show?
[01:49:01]  What the hell kind of show is this today?
[01:49:06]  I'm so what the hell kind of show is this today?
[01:49:13]  Good God, man.
[01:49:15]  What the hell's you got?
[01:49:16]  What about your freaking excuse my friend?
[01:49:17]  What's your freaking problem, man?
[01:49:21]  What's your own freaking problem?
[01:49:25]  813, what's up?
[01:49:26]  You're on this Baller Friday free format.
[01:49:28]  What do you got to say?
[01:49:30]  Hey, Ghost, Happy Baller Friday.
[01:49:32]  First of all, how's it going?
[01:49:33]  This is, well, how's it going?
[01:49:36]  How you doing?
[01:49:37]  Who is this?
[01:49:37]  Okay.
[01:49:39]  Yeah, you're coming through, okay?
[01:49:40]  Who is this?
[01:49:42]  Oh, this is the capitalist juggler.
[01:49:44]  I just want to talk about a few things.
[01:49:46]  Now, I'm not going to troll you because it's not radio graffiti.
[01:49:49]  So, you know, I actually want to talk about something.
[01:49:52]  You know what I mean?
[01:49:53]  All right.
[01:49:54]  Well, go right ahead.
[01:49:54]  What do you got to say?
[01:49:57]  Anyway, I kind of want to bring up the whole subject of the whole boycott the NFL thing because people actually have been asking.
[01:50:05]  It's like, okay, well, they actually want to watch football, but they don't want to support NFL.
[01:50:11]  So I'm like, hmm, all right.
[01:50:13]  I'm just thinking, well, there are some ways you can do that.
[01:50:15]  You can either go watch it illegally, or like, you know, on the internet, don't even spend it.
[01:50:20]  Don't even support it.
[01:50:21]  Don't even give them ad revenue.
[01:50:22]  Just watch it online illegally.
[01:50:24]  No ad revenue.
[01:50:26]  Illegal streams all over the place.
[01:50:27]  You can do that.
[01:50:28]  Or you can just watch college football like anybody else because college football is actually way better.
[01:50:34]  Well, I do have to agree with you that college football is a little bit better.
[01:50:38]  It's actually a little bit more nail-biting.
[01:50:41]  What I do like about college football is that they're typical idiot kids.
[01:50:44]  You know, they have like a 25-point lead in the first half, and the morons that have the 25-point lead, they're like, oh, it's time for us to take the rest of the game off, dude.
[01:50:53]  You know, let's go over here.
[01:50:55]  Let's show off.
[01:50:55]  Let's flex our muscles to the cheerleaders.
[01:50:57]  Let's tell them that, hey, it's party at my house.
[01:51:00]  You know what I mean?
[01:51:01]  Daisy Chains, gangbangs, and all that other crap.
[01:51:04]  And meanwhile, the other team is actually still playing, comes back and beats their ass.
[01:51:11]  That's what I like about college football.
[01:51:13]  And I don't know about promoting illegal piracy as it relates to NFL.
[01:51:19]  I'm not advocating that.
[01:51:20]  I'm not telling people to do that.
[01:51:21]  I'm simply stating that you should just completely ban the NFL completely.
[01:51:26]  All right?
[01:51:26]  Just don't even acknowledge it.
[01:51:28]  Don't even watch it, man.
[01:51:29]  It's boring now, anyway, folks.
[01:51:31]  I mean, they've taken all the fun out of the NFL.
[01:51:33]  These poor bastards can't even do an end zone dance for Christ.
[01:51:38]  They can't even do an end zone celebration, for heaven's sake.
[01:51:41]  You know what I mean?
[01:51:42]  So, I mean, it's not even worth it.
[01:51:43]  And not to mention, it's fake, folks.
[01:51:45]  Have you ever been to a real game and read the small fine print on some of these tickets?
[01:51:51]  Read the small fine print, man.
[01:51:53]  It's entertainment.
[01:51:53]  It's the equivalent of wrestling at this point in time.
[01:51:56]  There is no competitiveness in the NFL.
[01:51:59]  And if you think there is, then you're a moron.
[01:52:02]  Same thing with the NFL, same thing with the NBA.
[01:52:05]  Same thing with the NBA.
[01:52:06]  These referees orchestrate these games, and it's basically to the favor of the league itself because they want ad revenue, they want money.
[01:52:15]  And at this point in time, I personally believe that the fans have grown tired of it.
[01:52:20]  They've had enough of it, and that's why these people are no longer watching it.
[01:52:24]  And I cannot wait until the NFL is completely dismantled.
[01:52:27]  It collapses on itself because it deserves it.
[01:52:30]  I mean, they could sit here and try and allow Colin Kaepernick, some two-bit third-string, overblown water boy, sit here and take a knee during the national anthem and give this stupid two-bit wannabe wish he had some talent football player the spotlight that he has been given, without giving him a fine, without making him pay for it.
[01:52:52]  I think is utterly ridiculous.

=== Fans Tired Of Wrestling Show (15:15) ===

[01:52:54]  And let me tell you, Goodell the NFL, they could all go to hell.
[01:52:57]  You understand that, Goodell the NFL can all go to hell and you can tell them.
[01:53:06]  I said that boy, you could tell them.
[01:53:10]  I said that you understand that.
[01:53:13]  I mean, Godell and goddamn NFL could all go to hell.
[01:53:18]  They could all go to hell.
[01:53:20]  I'm sick of them.
[01:53:22]  I can't believe that they allow this Anti-American crap.
[01:53:25]  I can't believe it.
[01:53:28]  It's an Anti-American organization, that's all I'm saying, folks.
[01:53:32]  It's a goddamn Anti-American organization.
[01:53:37]  Anyway folks look, I'm gonna be honest with you.
[01:53:39]  I'm a little stressed out about this whole Teutonic plague situation.
[01:53:42]  We're heading into the third hour here and can you all stop buying the Templeton?
[01:53:48]  Stop it, stop twisting the knife, man.
[01:53:53]  Stop twisting the knife by freaking buying more Templeton cards.
[01:53:56]  Okay, I get it.
[01:53:58]  I get it.
[01:53:58]  You hate freaking Teutonic?
[01:54:00]  I get it, I got it.
[01:54:02]  Let him go.
[01:54:02]  I gotta ban him from the show.
[01:54:04]  I get it.
[01:54:05]  Stop twisting the knife right here in the goddamn heart.
[01:54:10]  Stop twisting the knife in the heart, man.
[01:54:13]  It hurts.
[01:54:14]  It hurts Man, you know what?
[01:54:19]  I got to take a break, folks.
[01:54:20]  I'm going to be right back.
[01:54:21]  I'm serious.
[01:54:22]  I'm under tremendous stress here.
[01:54:24]  My head's hurting.
[01:54:25]  I'm sweating.
[01:54:26]  My freaking, my heart hurts.
[01:54:28]  My heart's beating like a rabbit for Christ's sake.
[01:54:30]  I'm not looking forward to this.
[01:54:32]  All right?
[01:54:35]  I'm not looking forward to this one bit at all.
[01:54:37]  I'm not.
[01:54:39]  I am not looking forward to this at all.
[01:54:43]  So I'm going to take a real quick break, folks, and I'm going to clear my head.
[01:54:46]  I'm going to get some more beer.
[01:54:47]  Probably going to get a couple of shots.
[01:54:48]  I'm going to line them up.
[01:54:50]  I cannot believe you people are making me do this.
[01:54:52]  I cannot believe you people are making me do this.
[01:54:56]  I can't believe you'll make it.
[01:55:00]  God damn it.
[01:55:02]  Why?
[01:55:09]  Why are you son of a bitches going to ruin my bowler Friday?
[01:55:13]  Why?
[01:55:17]  Why are you going to freaking ruin my Bowler Friday?
[01:55:20]  Why?
[01:55:24]  Why, you sorry sex of crap?
[01:55:26]  Why?
[01:55:27]  God damn it.
[01:55:30]  Give me the mic.
[01:55:33]  Give me the mic.
[01:55:35]  Oh, my God.
[01:55:35]  Look, I got to take a break, man.
[01:55:37]  I'm serious.
[01:55:37]  And when I come back, we'll go ahead and we'll start a whole hour of radio graffiti.
[01:55:43]  And somewhere in between that hour of doing radio graffiti, I'm going to have to do the inevitable, folks.
[01:55:53]  I am going to have to ban Teutonic Plague, folks.
[01:55:56]  And Jesus Christ.
[01:56:00]  I'm going to have to ban Teutonic Plague here on the show.
[01:56:04]  I'm going to have to ban them live here on the show.
[01:56:07]  And I'm just, I'm not feeling too happy about it.
[01:56:09]  Engineer, take me out of here.
[01:56:10]  I got to take a break.
[01:56:11]  I will be right back, folks, okay?
[01:56:14]  I will be right back after this.
[01:56:16]  Hey put on the whore from infany.
[01:56:18]  I'm sorry, the girl from emphanema.
[01:56:20]  Put on the girl from emphonema.
[01:56:22]  I'll be right back, folks.
[01:56:24]  I'm just, when I come back, we're going to start radio graffiti.
[01:56:28]  I'm going to bring Teutonic on, and I mean, you all wanted this, man.
[01:56:34]  You all wanted this.
[01:56:35]  I'll be right back.
[01:56:36]  Take me out of here, engineer.
[01:56:38]  Dammit.
[02:00:53]  True Capitalist Radio.
[02:00:55]  All right, all right, we're back, folks.
[02:00:58]  And we are now in the third and final hour.
[02:01:03]  All right.
[02:01:06]  And I'm your host, the man they call Ghost.
[02:01:09]  Yada, yada, yada.
[02:01:10]  Look, I'm not really happy about this damn third hour that we're about to partake in here on this damn ball or Friday.
[02:01:17]  I'm going to be completely honest with you, folks.
[02:01:19]  I'm not happy about it.
[02:01:23]  I'm not happy about it.
[02:01:24]  And I know each and every one of you that are out there, y'all are all happy as a little lark, aren't you?
[02:01:30]  I bet you're doing a little dance right now, aren't you?
[02:01:32]  Yeah, boy, huh?
[02:01:33]  I bet you're damn doing a lot of dance.
[02:01:35]  And stop buying the Templeton cut.
[02:01:38]  You son of a stop making me look stupid already.
[02:01:46]  You have done enough today.
[02:01:48]  You throw terrorists at Seinberg vermin.
[02:01:51]  You all have done enough.
[02:01:54]  You've done enough damage for one day.
[02:01:56]  Stop twisting the knife in my heart.
[02:01:59]  Please, it hurts.
[02:02:02]  It hurts.
[02:02:05]  Stop it, man.
[02:02:06]  Look at this.
[02:02:07]  I mean, Jesus Christ, man.
[02:02:11]  Stop buying the Templeton cards, man.
[02:02:14]  Jesus Christ.
[02:02:16]  Why are you all doing this to me, man?
[02:02:18]  I mean, don't I come up here and give y'all a broadcast for three hours?
[02:02:23]  I mean, don't I?
[02:02:26]  Files is not cable.
[02:02:28]  We're wired differently, which means you can get the fastest internet available with equal upload and download speeds from 50 to 500 megs.
[02:02:35]  So you can upload 200 photos before your favorite song is finished.
[02:02:38]  Click the ad and switch to files today to get our best offer ever.
[02:02:43]  Give me the mic, ladies.
[02:02:49]  Jesus Christ, man.
[02:02:53]  Anyway, look, we're going to get it.
[02:02:54]  Let's just go ahead.
[02:02:55]  You know, you people have ruined my ball or Friday as it is.
[02:02:58]  So let's just go ahead and get to everybody's favorite part of the broadcast.
[02:03:02]  And I'm talking about radio graffiti.
[02:03:04]  Yada, yada, yada.
[02:03:06]  You know the whole goddamn jive already, all right?
[02:03:11]  You know, it's a part of the goddamn broadcast where the spectators become a part of the goddamn spectacle.
[02:03:17]  All you've got to do is give me a call right now at 425-390-6146.
[02:03:23]  And when I call on your area code, you've got exactly three to four seconds to say whatever it is that's on your mind.
[02:03:31]  That's why we call it radio graffiti, all right?
[02:03:33]  And let me tell you, I'm going to confront Teutonic here in a little bit.
[02:03:37]  I'm going to have to, you son of a bitch.
[02:03:39]  I can't believe you people are making me do this.
[02:03:43]  But I'm going to have to confront Teutonic here in a little bit.
[02:03:47]  And I'm not looking forward to it.
[02:03:52]  I'm not looking forward to it.
[02:03:56]  Anyway, folks, let's just go ahead.
[02:03:58]  Do we have any goddamn radio graffiti callers, engineer?
[02:04:04]  All right.
[02:04:04]  Well, just Let's go ahead and get to some damn radio graffiti right now.
[02:04:09]  All right.
[02:04:10]  Oh, I'm so excited.
[02:04:12]  I'm not.
[02:04:12]  I'm not excited, folks.
[02:04:13]  I'm serious.
[02:04:14]  I'm really pissed off at today.
[02:04:15]  All right?
[02:04:18]  I mean, I'm going to have to break a guy's heart, a super fan, a guy who's listened to every damn show probably two or three times.
[02:04:31]  Anyway, let's get to radio graffiti, all right?
[02:04:33]  How about anonymous radio graffiti?
[02:04:35]  Jesus Christ.
[02:04:38]  You what the hell right?
[02:04:43]  You idiot swatting me.
[02:04:45]  Are you idiots?
[02:04:47]  God damn it.
[02:04:48]  Leave me alone.
[02:04:50]  Oh, shit.
[02:04:51]  Oh, Frank.
[02:04:52]  Do you know how much you're worth?
[02:04:55]  Oh, Christ, no!
[02:04:56]  2.5 million rules.
[02:04:58]  That's your bounty.
[02:04:59]  Let me get my freaking gun.
[02:05:00]  Let me get my freaking gun out of here for Christ's sake.
[02:05:03]  Sorry, pal.
[02:05:04]  No fireworks today.
[02:05:05]  Jesus Christ.
[02:05:08]  I said you were a small fry.
[02:05:18]  Real funny asshole.
[02:05:20]  You stupid idiot.
[02:05:21]  Anonymous radio graffiti.
[02:05:24]  Twilly Atkins radio graffiti.
[02:05:26]  What are you doing, Templeton?
[02:05:28]  God damn it.
[02:05:29]  I'm bleeding here.
[02:05:30]  I'm wounded.
[02:05:31]  Teutonic.
[02:05:32]  Dispench justice with extreme prejudice on Templeton.
[02:05:37]  Templeton needs to be killed in a fatal manner.
[02:05:43]  Lol, you died.
[02:05:44]  Lol, low, you died.
[02:05:48]  You son of a bitch.
[02:05:49]  That's horrible.
[02:05:50]  That's horrible.
[02:05:51]  Damn it.
[02:05:53]  You son of a bitch.
[02:05:56]  God damn it, why are you all rubbing it in, man?
[02:05:58]  That's not funny.
[02:06:01]  That's not funny.
[02:06:02]  Why are you all rubbing it in?
[02:06:06]  I'm telling you, I don't see that goddamn radio graffiti going very far here today.
[02:06:11]  I can tell you that right goddamn now.
[02:06:16]  I can tell you that right damn now, man.
[02:06:18]  I can see where you all are going with this, and I don't like it, and I don't like it one goddamn bit, you son of a bitch.
[02:06:24]  Jesus Christ, give me the mic.
[02:06:27]  Give me the mic.
[02:06:30]  I can already see where you idiots are going with this.
[02:06:34]  This is where your idiots are going.
[02:06:35]  I am not happy about what I'm about to do, you scumbags.
[02:06:39]  Do you understand this?
[02:06:41]  I really wish that you morons actually had a little bit of appreciation about that, man.
[02:06:47]  I'm very uncomfortable about this crap.
[02:06:53]  Jesus Christ, man.
[02:06:55]  How about anonymous radio goddamn graffiti?
[02:06:58]  Scarlet Moon radio graffiti.
[02:07:00]  I'm declaring a nationwide state of emergency for the eradication of the Teutonic plate.
[02:07:07]  Good God!
[02:07:13]  Man, why are you all doing this to me, man?
[02:07:15]  Seriously, man, enough!
[02:07:18]  Enough!
[02:07:20]  I mean, do other trolls, do something else.
[02:07:22]  I don't want to talk about this.
[02:07:24]  I don't even want to think about this until I have to.
[02:07:28]  I don't even want to think about this until I have to, man.
[02:07:32]  You people keep bringing it up.
[02:07:34]  Give me my goddamn beer, for Christ's sake, man.
[02:07:37]  I gotta chug beers over here, man.
[02:07:45]  I'm not joking around.
[02:07:46]  I gotta chug beers.
[02:07:47]  I'm gonna have to get a little loaded out of here just so I can do this, man.
[02:07:52]  Just so I could do this.
[02:07:56]  Jesus Christ, man.
[02:07:57]  Who else do we have?
[02:07:58]  They got a lot of anonymous here.
[02:08:00]  How about anonymous radio graffiti?
[02:08:04]  Willie Atkins Radio Graffiti.
[02:08:07]  Welcome to America's Got Talent.

=== Anonymous Radio Graffiti Call (15:08) ===

[02:08:09]  And you are.
[02:08:11]  Pay off ghost work.
[02:08:13]  Go ahead and do what it is you do.
[02:08:15]  I'm Barney Sanders.
[02:08:16]  And I need you now to go and vote for Hillary Clinton.
[02:08:21]  And I enjoy some spirit.
[02:08:23]  Your life is mine.
[02:08:25]  Your 50-30 children are mine.
[02:08:28]  Everything is mine.
[02:08:51]  in real quick.
[02:08:54]  I can tell you that right there now.
[02:08:55]  This is going to come to an end.
[02:08:56]  It's going to come to an end real quick if this crap continues to go on.
[02:09:02]  If this crap continues to go on, I am out of here.
[02:09:18]  Jesus Christ.
[02:09:19]  I got crap all over the place.
[02:09:21]  It's crap.
[02:09:25]  I need to drink some more beer here, man.
[02:09:27]  I'm telling you, I can't believe you people are putting me in this goddamn predicament, man!
[02:09:31]  I'm out of beer.
[02:09:40]  Let's get some more beer.
[02:09:42]  More beer for Christ's sake.
[02:09:44]  Good God, man.
[02:09:48]  That's what we need, man.
[02:09:52]  Jesus Christ, with you people, man.
[02:09:54]  I'm serious, man.
[02:09:56]  I mean, you're driving me to drink.
[02:09:57]  You understand this, right?
[02:10:00]  Each and every one of you people that are out here that are forcing me to do something that I don't want to do.
[02:10:06]  You people are driving me to drink.
[02:10:07]  And stop buying the temple discards, you asshole.
[02:10:16]  Stop buying the temple to cards, man.
[02:10:19]  Enough.
[02:10:20]  I get it.
[02:10:21]  I'm going to ban some tonic.
[02:10:22]  I'm banning them, all right?
[02:10:24]  It's going to happen here in a few minutes.
[02:10:26]  Just stop.
[02:10:27]  Stop twisting a knife.
[02:10:29]  Stop it, man.
[02:10:30]  Stop twisting a guy.
[02:10:32]  Stop twisting a guy.
[02:10:35]  God.
[02:10:38]  Stop twisting the knife.
[02:10:44]  Stop twisting the knife.
[02:10:49]  Jesus Christ, you heartless bastards, man.
[02:10:55]  You heartless, stupid, silly bastards, man.
[02:10:58]  All of you.
[02:11:01]  All of you.
[02:11:08]  Oh, my God, my heart.
[02:11:11]  Oh, my God.
[02:11:15]  Oh, give me the mic.
[02:11:17]  Give me the mic.
[02:11:19]  Give me the goddamn mic, man.
[02:11:24]  Stop twisting the knife in my freaking fucking heart.
[02:11:28]  Stop twisting the knife in my heart.
[02:11:32]  I mean, why don't you idiots have a little bit of a heart and understand that what I'm about to do here today, I don't like it, man.
[02:11:41]  It's uncomfortable.
[02:11:42]  It's something I don't want to do.
[02:11:44]  And you, you people, force this on me.
[02:11:48]  are forcing me to do this!
[02:11:56]  Christ, man.
[02:11:56]  Give me, give me, give me, give me, God.
[02:12:05]  All right, I'm just, I'm going to, I'm going to.
[02:12:06]  I'm just going to keep going.
[02:12:07]  All right.
[02:12:11]  Son of a bitch.
[02:12:13]  Anonymous radio graffiti.
[02:12:16]  Jesus Christ, a Helen Keller death mute.
[02:12:18]  How about 937 radio graffiti?
[02:12:22]  Ghost?
[02:12:24]  Yeah.
[02:12:26]  How does it feel to be castrated by feminism?
[02:12:31]  What the hell does that mean?
[02:12:38]  Well, you know, it's 2016.
[02:12:40]  Like, the feminists are taking over.
[02:12:41]  What do we do?
[02:12:44]  Well, Jesus.
[02:12:45]  Can you go can you go buzz off and go whack off to that idiot that's in the background there for Christ's sake?
[02:12:50]  Jesus Christ.
[02:12:54]  Jesus.
[02:12:54]  You know, a 510 radio graffiti.
[02:12:58]  She's developed an insatiable craving for your dick, and you've likewise developed a taste for her pussy.
[02:13:04]  You're both cooped up in an attic all day and have nothing better to do besides fuck like an unsustainable third world population.
[02:13:13]  You lie down on your back.
[02:13:14]  She strips off her almost comically too small clothes and meals on top of you.
[02:13:20]  She grabs a hold of your rock hard cock, inserts.
[02:13:23]  Hey, what?
[02:13:24]  Whoa, what?
[02:13:25]  What the hell is that?
[02:13:27]  What in the hell was that?
[02:13:28]  What is that?
[02:13:31]  What is that?
[02:13:33]  What the?
[02:13:34]  What the hell was that?
[02:13:38]  Oh, man.
[02:13:39]  You guys are sick, bastards.
[02:13:40]  Anonymous radio graffiti.
[02:13:44]  Nito Gossini, radio graffiti.
[02:13:46]  What I'm about to do here today?
[02:13:48]  I don't like it, man.
[02:13:51]  Tell me lies.
[02:13:52]  Tell me three little lies.
[02:13:57]  Shut up with that stupid troll.
[02:13:59]  Shut up.
[02:14:02]  Shut up with that damn troll.
[02:14:04]  Shut up, your ass.
[02:14:08]  Jesus Christ, man.
[02:14:10]  Give me my.
[02:14:11]  I need more beer for Christ's sake.
[02:14:12]  I'm serious, man.
[02:14:14]  I need to get a little inebriated up in here because I can see that these people are just going to just.
[02:14:19]  I mean, they're just going to try to ruin my bowler Friday.
[02:14:21]  They're just trying to ruin my bowler Friday, and I don't understand why, man.
[02:14:25]  I give you, look, 1,400 hours, okay?
[02:14:29]  1,400 hours of my life I've given you people.
[02:14:36]  Christ, you're driving me to drink, man.
[02:14:48]  You people are driving me to drink.
[02:14:51]  And I hope you're proud of yourselves.
[02:14:54]  Three, two, three, Radio Graffiti.
[02:14:58]  Somebody let that out!
[02:15:13]  The only thing that you're going to get is this dick.
[02:15:14]  We turn this up, bitch.
[02:15:16]  Yeah, shut up with these sick-ass, twisted, perverted songs that you idiots find in the bowels of the internets, for Christ's sake.
[02:15:24]  Jesus.
[02:15:26]  802 Radio Graffiti.
[02:15:29]  This is the English podcast.
[02:15:32]  Reach the hall a day.
[02:15:37]  All right.
[02:15:38]  Well, I can tell that's a damn brony little, stupid little song.
[02:15:42]  And you got an Obama phone, so we can't even hear it anyway there, Fruit Bowl.
[02:15:45]  562 Radio Graffiti.
[02:15:48]  Jesus.
[02:15:53]  We got another Helen Keller death mute.
[02:15:54]  Like, we got enough time to be listening to you stupid Nimrods.
[02:15:58]  484 radio graffiti.
[02:16:02]  Get him out of here for Christ's sake.
[02:16:04]  Thank God.
[02:16:05]  I'm sorry, folks.
[02:16:06]  We may not listen to Teutonic Flag for a long period of time.
[02:16:10]  If that all, for Christ's sake, all right, I don't know what the hell that was about.
[02:16:16]  I mean, Jesus Christ, I guess you're trying to twist the knife.
[02:16:19]  Is that it, huh?
[02:16:20]  You're trying to twist the knife there, you sack of crap.
[02:16:23]  Anonymous Radio Graffiti.
[02:16:37]  A celebration to last throughout the years.
[02:16:42]  I mean, is that how y'all really feel?
[02:16:45]  I mean, seriously, is that all y'all really feel?
[02:16:47]  Are y'all celebrating?
[02:16:48]  Are y'all heel kicking?
[02:16:49]  Are y'all shaking a leg?
[02:16:51]  Because I'm going to have to freaking ban Teutonic from TCR.
[02:16:54]  I mean, is that how y'all really feel?
[02:16:57]  Man, y'all guys are sick, man.
[02:16:59]  You know what I mean?
[02:17:00]  You guys are, you need some help.
[02:17:01]  Serious.
[02:17:02]  I mean, you're the fucking psychologist.
[02:17:03]  I'm sorry for cursing, but seriously, you need some freaking help.
[02:17:08]  All of you, man, seriously.
[02:17:11]  919 radio graffiti.
[02:17:15]  So let's go ahead and get to the Twitter shout-outs right now.
[02:17:19]  Let's see.
[02:17:20]  We got Trump 2016.
[02:17:22]  Son of a bitch.
[02:17:28]  Don't you dare, don't you dare besmirch the name of Donald Trump on this broadcast, boy.
[02:17:35]  Don't you dare.
[02:17:38]  Anonymous radio graffiti.
[02:17:45]  Jesus Christ, with these Helen Keller death mutes, for heaven's sake.
[02:17:48]  Anonymous radio graffiti.
[02:17:55]  What is this?
[02:17:55]  We got another Helen Keller deaf mute for cracks that good God.
[02:17:58]  808 radio graffiti.
[02:18:02]  Oh, shit.
[02:18:03]  Hang on, is that me there?
[02:18:05]  Hey, that's who is this?
[02:18:07]  Who am I speaking to?
[02:18:09]  It's Kahuna Capitalist, man.
[02:18:11]  Hey, what's going on to Kahuna Capitalist?
[02:18:13]  How you doing, man?
[02:18:15]  What do you got to say?
[02:18:16]  Well, firstly, I actually want to tell everybody that there is actually laws regarding shooting down drones, all right?
[02:18:24]  As long as the thing is 200 feet above your above your property and you feel like that thing's actually were to, what was that word I'm looking for?
[02:18:35]  I'm very sorry.
[02:18:36]  Is that thing actually posted up?
[02:18:38]  It's like encroaching on your property.
[02:18:40]  If you feel as if it's encroaching on your property?
[02:18:44]  Okay, thank you.
[02:18:44]  Yes.
[02:18:46]  You're allowed to shoot it down.
[02:18:47]  Except for in Texas.
[02:18:48]  Not only are you allowed to shoot it down, but he can actually get a $5,000 compensation from the idiot who sent it there.
[02:18:55]  Oh, well, there you go.
[02:18:56]  Hey, thank you for the information, Kahuna Capitalist.
[02:18:59]  You see, now I'm glad you told me that, Kahuna, because let me tell you, I see drones out here above the house that I'm staying at out here in San Hambonio whenever I'm out backyard smoking a cigar or cooking up something back there.
[02:19:15]  I see drones.
[02:19:16]  And let me tell you, I'm considering.
[02:19:19]  I am now considering taking down those drones.
[02:19:23]  And if I'm going to get $5,000 in restitution for taking them down, I'm going to take them down.
[02:19:29]  All right?
[02:19:30]  I'm taking them down.
[02:19:33]  Anyway, who else do we got going on here?
[02:19:35]  How about anonymous radio graffiti?
[02:19:38]  I mean, what's going on with all the anonymous?
[02:19:40]  I think I'm going to drop the anonymous that are here because they're obviously.
[02:19:44]  How about another anonymous?
[02:19:45]  Are you there?
[02:19:46]  Radio graffiti.
[02:19:51]  All right.
[02:19:51]  Let's just go ahead and let's just hang up all the anonymous here because they're just being a bunch of hell and killer deaf mutes.
[02:19:58]  We need some more callers up in here, so please call 425-390-6146.
[02:20:04]  All right?
[02:20:05]  Here, we'll try one more anonymous.
[02:20:07]  Radio Graffiti.
[02:20:28]  Look, I get it!
[02:20:29]  I get it!
[02:20:30]  Y'all are happy!
[02:20:30]  Y'all are heel kicking!
[02:20:32]  I get it!
[02:20:33]  Enough!
[02:20:33]  All right, stop!
[02:20:36]  Stop with that crap already, for Christ's sake!
[02:20:38]  And good God, stop buying the Templeton cards!
[02:20:41]  You sick, twisted!
[02:20:43]  Enough!
[02:20:45]  Stop buying!
[02:20:55]  Idiots are trying to make me look stupid, man!
[02:20:57]  Stop it!
[02:21:00]  I know that's what you idiots are doing!
[02:21:02]  I know it!
[02:21:03]  I know it!
[02:21:04]  I know you!
[02:21:05]  I know you all!
[02:21:10]  I know you!
[02:21:14]  Son of a bitch!
[02:21:17]  I know what you're doing!
[02:21:22]  Give me the mic!
[02:21:23]  Give me the mic!
[02:21:25]  Give me the freaking mic, for Christ's sake, man!
[02:21:28]  I know what you idiots are doing!
[02:21:31]  I know you're trying to make me look stupid, and a man in my position cannot afford to be made look ridiculous.
[02:21:40]  Do you understand me?
[02:21:44]  Do you understand me?
[02:21:49]  Good God, you son of a bitches, man.
[02:21:52]  You are a bunch of sons of bitches.
[02:21:54]  I could just tell you that right damn now.
[02:21:59]  You're all a bunch of sons of bitches.
[02:22:01]  God damn it.
[02:22:05]  God damn it.
[02:22:07]  517 radio graffiti.
[02:22:11]  Wait, I'm on the line again?
[02:22:13]  Let's put back on.
[02:22:14]  Yeah, well, not anymore.
[02:22:15]  How do you like that, you stupid Milky Licker?
[02:22:17]  How about 512 Radio Graffiti?
[02:22:36]  Were you on the Sibian or some crap?
[02:22:37]  What the hell is that?
[02:22:38]  How about 432 Radio Graffiti?
[02:22:43]  Yeah, Ghost, I'd like to ask you a question of some substance here, if that's all right.
[02:22:48]  All right, go ahead.
[02:22:52]  So I know you've stated that you have a lot of insider knowledge about old Donald Trump, and I'm on the Trump train, but I happen to know a lot of undecided voters here, and I think a lot of them would like to know the answer to this question: is Donald Trump cut or uncut?
[02:23:08]  You sick son of a bitch.
[02:23:10]  Get this sick twisted fruit bullet.
[02:23:12]  Get him out of here.
[02:23:15]  You sick son of a bitch, man.

=== Trump Train Undecided Voters (14:54) ===

[02:23:18]  I'm telling you, you people are sick.
[02:23:20]  Anonymous radio graffiti.
[02:23:26]  Ding-dong, the Teutonic's dead.
[02:23:28]  Yay, Teutonic's gone.
[02:23:30]  Ding-dong, the Teutonic flag's dead.
[02:23:33]  I mean, you people are forced to be in a position that is very uncomfortable to me if I'm going to have to ban Teutonic flag here.
[02:23:39]  You all wanted this, man.
[02:23:41]  You all wanted this.
[02:23:42]  Ding-dong, the Teutonic's dead.
[02:23:44]  The Teutonics.
[02:23:55]  Goddammit, you say it!
[02:23:58]  You people are pissing me off!
[02:24:01]  You pissing me off!
[02:24:04]  You people are pissing me off to a point where I'm not sure what's gonna happen!
[02:24:09]  I'm not sure what's gonna happen!
[02:24:11]  I may blow a goddamn head gasket here!
[02:24:15]  I may blow a goddamn head gasket!
[02:24:21]  Good God, you sons of bigots, man!
[02:24:24]  I don't get it, man!
[02:24:25]  I just don't get it!
[02:24:27]  I don't get it.
[02:24:34]  Give me the mic.
[02:24:35]  Give me the mic, man!
[02:24:40]  Man, this is man, look, here recently, okay, I've been going through a lot of bad Baller Fridays, man.
[02:24:50]  And you know, every time I keep saying that this is the worst Baller Friday, it keeps getting freaking worse and Give me some freaking beer, man.
[02:25:11]  me some more beer here.
[02:25:18]  I need some freaking more beer.
[02:25:20]  More beer, for Christ's sake.
[02:25:23]  Jesus Christ.
[02:25:27]  Oh, my God.
[02:25:32]  You people are driving me to drink, man.
[02:25:36]  You people are driving me to drink.
[02:25:44]  Anonymous radio graffiti.
[02:25:48]  923 radio graffiti.
[02:25:52]  Henry and Gordon were alone with James.
[02:25:54]  They were feeling him all over.
[02:25:56]  Oh!
[02:25:57]  Henry came.
[02:25:58]  Something sticky splashed all over James.
[02:26:01]  It's shameful to treat tender engines like this, said James.
[02:26:05]  You banged me.
[02:26:06]  Enough to make a leak shut up.
[02:26:07]  You talk too much, little James, said Gordon.
[02:26:15]  What the hell is that?
[02:26:21]  What in the hell was that?
[02:26:26]  805 radio graffiti.
[02:26:30]  I want to start off by saying, yes, I have in the past consumed my own excrement.
[02:26:37]  Are you serious, Teutonic?
[02:26:39]  Are you.
[02:26:40]  This is what my Ed from Ed Ed 90 once said: if you can't beat them, eat them.
[02:26:48]  Good God, did somebody learn how to, who is that?
[02:26:52]  Who learned how to imitate Teutonic Plague?
[02:26:55]  All right, I mean, serious.
[02:26:56]  Who learned?
[02:26:57]  That is disgusting.
[02:26:59]  I mean, you people are literally going to no end to literally twist the freaking knife in my heart on this one.
[02:27:05]  I mean, you understand that, right?
[02:27:07]  You understand this, right?
[02:27:11]  You understand this, right?
[02:27:16]  Jesus Christ, man.
[02:27:18]  Anonymous Radio Graffiti.
[02:27:46]  That's a pretty good penist there.
[02:27:48]  Yeah, pretty good penist.
[02:27:50]  How about anonymous radio graffiti, Helen Keller, deaf mutes.
[02:28:02]  Who the hell else do we have here?
[02:28:04]  Anonymous radio goddamn graffiti.
[02:28:09]  Another one bit the dust.
[02:28:13]  Another one bit the dust.
[02:28:15]  And another one gone.
[02:28:16]  And another one gone.
[02:28:17]  Another one bites the dust.
[02:28:20]  Hey, not again.
[02:28:22]  Another one bites the dust.
[02:28:25]  You all shut up.
[02:28:27]  I know what you mean by that.
[02:28:29]  You shut up.
[02:28:31]  Anonymous Radio Graffiti.
[02:28:42]  Look, shut up.
[02:28:43]  I get it.
[02:28:44]  Okay?
[02:28:44]  You're happy.
[02:28:45]  You're joy.
[02:28:48]  You're feeling funny in the pants.
[02:28:49]  The Teutonic Plague is being banned.
[02:28:51]  Shut up about it, alright?
[02:28:53]  You don't have to gloat.
[02:28:54]  All right?
[02:28:55]  You don't have to sit here and rub it in my face, okay?
[02:28:58]  You don't have to sit here and twist the goddamn knife in my heart.
[02:29:01]  Okay?
[02:29:02]  Shut up.
[02:29:07]  We got Trump and Capitalist Radio Graffiti.
[02:29:11]  Rip and piss, Teutonic.
[02:29:12]  You will not be missed.
[02:29:13]  Let's break out the Johnny Walker second horse.
[02:29:17]  So yeah.
[02:29:20]  Oh, man.
[02:29:22]  Even Trump and Capitalist, man.
[02:29:24]  Even Trump and Capitalist wants to see the Teutonic gone.
[02:29:31]  Oh, my God, man.
[02:29:34]  I am in shock, man.
[02:29:35]  I mean, this is a shock.
[02:29:37]  I'm in shock.
[02:29:41]  I am in complete shock.
[02:29:42]  I'm going to be completely honest with you, man.
[02:29:44]  I cannot believe I've even done this broadcast up to this point.
[02:29:47]  I can't believe you people actually, I can't believe you hate plague this much.
[02:29:52]  I mean, you obviously hate this person.
[02:29:55]  I mean, you genuinely hate him.
[02:29:59]  You genuinely hate him.
[02:30:01]  And stop buying the Templeton cards, man.
[02:30:03]  I get it.
[02:30:06]  I get it.
[02:30:06]  I can.
[02:30:09]  I get it.
[02:30:12]  I get it, okay?
[02:30:13]  I get it.
[02:30:17]  I get it.
[02:30:21]  Okay?
[02:30:23]  I'm going to bring plague on here in a couple of minutes.
[02:30:26]  All right.
[02:30:26]  I get it.
[02:30:27]  Stop buying the Templeton cards, okay?
[02:30:30]  Stop.
[02:30:31]  Stop it.
[02:30:35]  Man, you guys are real assholes.
[02:30:38]  You understand that?
[02:30:41]  You guys are real serious, sick, twisted, troll-terrorist, cyber-vermined ass cracks.
[02:30:49]  All of you.
[02:30:53]  All of you, man.
[02:30:57]  All of you.
[02:30:59]  And you all are going to force me to do something I don't want to do.
[02:31:03]  And you all are happy about it, man.
[02:31:05]  You all are happy as a little lark about it.
[02:31:08]  That's why I'm in such shock.
[02:31:11]  I am in such shock that you're taking so much glee in the destruction of someone else.
[02:31:18]  I cannot believe this, man.
[02:31:20]  I cannot believe it.
[02:31:23]  Give me the damn mic.
[02:31:24]  Give me the mic.
[02:31:29]  I can't believe it, man.
[02:31:30]  I can't believe it.
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[02:32:05]  Give me some more beer, man.
[02:32:07]  I got to keep drinking, man.
[02:32:08]  I mean, before I bring Teutonic on here, man, I got to keep drinking.
[02:32:12]  I mean, I'm probably going to break this guy's heart, man.
[02:32:15]  You don't understand.
[02:32:16]  You people just don't understand.
[02:32:17]  You think it's a big joke?
[02:32:18]  I mean, this guy.
[02:32:20]  You're my damn beer, for Christ's sake.
[02:32:34]  I can't believe this, man.
[02:32:38]  I tell you, this is a sad day for this radio show.
[02:32:40]  I could tell you that right now.
[02:32:44]  This is a sad.
[02:32:45]  Excuse me, I'm getting a little choked up here.
[02:32:47]  It's a sad day here.
[02:32:50]  And I can't believe that we've got so many people taking glee.
[02:32:58]  And just joy in this.
[02:33:00]  Yeah, I don't know, man.
[02:33:05]  I don't know how to interpret this.
[02:33:06]  I'm going to be completely honest with you.
[02:33:08]  I don't know how to interpret this, man.
[02:33:11]  We got anonymous radio graffiti.
[02:33:16]  Hail Ghost for you.
[02:33:18]  Hail Ghost for Youth.
[02:33:20]  Hail Ghostler.
[02:33:21]  Hail Ghostler.
[02:33:22]  Hail Ghostler Youth.
[02:33:24]  Hail Goat for Youth.
[02:33:26]  Hail Ghost for Youth.
[02:33:28]  Hail Ghostler.
[02:33:29]  Hail Ghost for you.
[02:33:31]  You're damn right.
[02:33:32]  You're damn right.
[02:33:33]  Hail, Ghostler.
[02:33:35]  Hail, Ghostler.
[02:33:37]  Hail, Ghostler Youth.
[02:33:39]  Hail, Ghostler Youth, baby.
[02:33:41]  That's right.
[02:33:42]  That's right.
[02:33:43]  Why do you think I'm doing this?
[02:33:44]  Amen.
[02:33:45]  I mean, I have taken control of, I've taken command of the Meme Wars, okay?
[02:33:50]  I have taken command of the Meme Wars.
[02:33:52]  And let me tell you, that's the only reason why I'm doing this.
[02:33:55]  That's the only reason I'm banning Teutonic from the damn shell because I am General Ghostler.
[02:34:03]  And I have assumed command of the Meme Wars.
[02:34:06]  And if the people want the Teutonic gone, well, then by God, I must oblige the people, even though I don't want to do it.
[02:34:14]  Even though I hate it, even though I don't like it, even though I don't like it, I've got to do it because I'm General Ghostler.
[02:34:24]  And I must do it.
[02:34:26]  I just got to do it, all right?
[02:34:28]  And let me tell you, we're two weeks away from this damn election, man.
[02:34:31]  I don't know about you, but I'm feeling it, man.
[02:34:33]  I'm feeling the jitters a little bit.
[02:34:35]  You understand?
[02:34:36]  I mean, I wonder what's going to happen after the election for Christ's sake.
[02:34:39]  I mean, we fought hard, folks.
[02:34:42]  All right, those of us on the Trump train, those of us in the capitalist army, those of us in the Meme Wars, we fought hard, folks.
[02:34:49]  You can't deny it.
[02:34:51]  You cannot deny it.
[02:34:52]  We fought valiantly and we fought hard.
[02:34:58]  And that's why I'm telling you this right now.
[02:35:00]  You need a memento of this particular time in history so you can look back and say, I was there.
[02:35:07]  I was there for the meme wars, for Christ's sake.
[02:35:10]  I was there.
[02:35:15]  And that's why I'm saying, folks, buy your ghostler youth shirts right now.
[02:35:20]  They are going to cease to exist November 3rd.
[02:35:23]  They will never be sold again.
[02:35:25]  Just like the autographs, they will never be sold again.
[02:35:29]  Everything I put out is a memento.
[02:35:32]  It is something, if you bought it, you're exclusive having it, baby.
[02:35:36]  I'm telling you this right now.
[02:35:37]  And if you want a ghostler youth apparel, ghostler youth mug, ghostler youth sticker, ghostler youth long sleeve shirt, shirt, go to my Twitter account right now.
[02:35:46]  Politics ghost, baby.
[02:35:48]  All one word, no underscores, politics, ghost.
[02:35:52]  There is a pinned tweet, the first tweet on my Twitter account, the pinned tweet where it says ghostler youth apparel.
[02:35:59]  I am General Ghostler, and I have assumed command of the Mean Wars.
[02:36:04]  Hail Ghostler, and that's why I'm going to do what I'm supposed to do.
[02:36:10]  Because the people said it.
[02:36:11]  The people demanded it.
[02:36:13]  The inner circle demanded it.
[02:36:14]  The capitalist army demanded it.
[02:36:17]  The people that are partaking in the Meme Wars demanded it.
[02:36:22]  And that's why I'm doing what I'm doing.
[02:36:23]  So hail, Ghostler!
[02:36:25]  Hail, Ghostler Youth!
[02:36:26]  Hail Ghostler Youth!
[02:36:28]  Hail Ghostler Youth!
[02:36:31]  You're goddamn right.
[02:36:32]  Hail, Ghostler Youth, boy.
[02:36:36]  Anonymous radio goddamn graffiti.
[02:36:46]  They got it, please!
[02:36:48]  You hear that?
[02:36:49]  That's what you son of a bitch.
[02:37:02]  Why are you all doing this, man?
[02:37:03]  Enough, okay?
[02:37:04]  He's gonna be bad.
[02:37:05]  Shut up.
[02:37:06]  Shut up with the Teutonic splices.
[02:37:09]  Shut up.
[02:37:12]  Just shut up.
[02:37:15]  Just shut your stupid stinking salmon smelling holes, man.
[02:37:19]  Seriously, man.
[02:37:22]  Anonymous radio graffiti.
[02:37:24]  Jesus Christ.
[02:37:27]  Fucking Christmas Eve.
[02:37:30]  The Trumpster came to save.
[02:37:33]  You know, Rudolph, I've been on a worldwide search, and I hear your qualifications are just right to guide my sleigh tonight.
[02:37:41]  So, Donald, what do you think?
[02:37:43]  Rudolph, you're hired.
[02:37:44]  Blitzen, you're fired.
[02:37:49]  Wow, did really, did Trump actually make some kind of a goddamn Christmas song?
[02:37:55]  Let me tell you, if you want to get rich right now, write the bomb ass Christmas song.
[02:38:02]  Make sure you copyright it.
[02:38:04]  Make sure you publish it so that you can copyright your material.
[02:38:07]  Write a Christmas song.
[02:38:09]  And literally, you can live on that Christmas song for life.

=== Teutonic Affiliation News Laydown (14:13) ===

[02:38:12]  All right?
[02:38:12]  I mean, what do you think Mariah Carey's living on, for Christ's sake?
[02:38:16]  You know, every Christmas it's saying, all I want for Christmas is you.
[02:38:25]  And enough with Christmas.
[02:38:26]  Let's get through Halloween, for Christ's sake.
[02:38:28]  And I didn't realize, man, Halloween's on a shitty Monday.
[02:38:32]  I mean, how is that any fun for Christ's sake?
[02:38:34]  I hope many people are celebrating their goddamn Halloween parties on the weekend.
[02:38:39]  I know I am, for Christ's sake.
[02:38:41]  Anyway, we got anonymous radio graffiti.
[02:38:47]  This is an emergency action notification from KRQE News 13, New Mexico.
[02:38:52]  A death warrant has been issued by the New Mexico State Police.
[02:38:55]  This warrant has been issued for a suspect named Plague Teutonic.
[02:38:58]  Police is currently in pursuit with the suspect in a green pickup truck filled with thousands of dead chihuahuas in the back.
[02:39:04]  It has also been reported that Thomas Albin is chasing after the suspect for, quote, personal reasons.
[02:39:13]  You son of a bitch!
[02:39:16]  Shut up!
[02:39:18]  You shut your stupid mouth!
[02:39:21]  All right, you know what?
[02:39:22]  I've had, you know what?
[02:39:23]  I've had about enough of radio graffiti, man.
[02:39:25]  I'm going to be completely honest with you.
[02:39:27]  I've had enough.
[02:39:30]  I've had enough.
[02:39:32]  Now, I can't believe you sons of bitches have done this to me.
[02:39:40]  All right, I'm seeing.
[02:39:41]  I cannot believe.
[02:39:42]  And stop buying the Templeton cards.
[02:39:44]  God damn it.
[02:39:45]  Damn it.
[02:39:51]  Okay, I get it.
[02:39:52]  I get it.
[02:39:53]  I'm going to be a Teutonic.
[02:39:55]  Stop it.
[02:39:57]  Stop it already, okay?
[02:39:59]  God damn it, man.
[02:40:01]  I'm telling you, I'm going to pull these damn Templeton cards.
[02:40:04]  You know, look, I said that if we sold 50 by Halloween, I mean, we're almost at - we're almost at 70 at this point in time.
[02:40:12]  All right?
[02:40:13]  Okay, I get it.
[02:40:14]  I get it.
[02:40:15]  Don't try to show me up.
[02:40:16]  Don't try to make me look stupid on my own show trolls.
[02:40:20]  Okay?
[02:40:23]  Oh, Jesus Christ, man.
[02:40:28]  Give me the mic.
[02:40:29]  Give me the mic.
[02:40:31]  Give me the goddamn mic.
[02:40:37]  I guess now is the moment of truth, huh?
[02:40:40]  All you damn troll terrorists and cyber vermin.
[02:40:46]  This is what y'all wanted, huh?
[02:40:48]  This is what you all are all, you know.
[02:40:54]  That's what y'all are doing, huh?
[02:40:58]  This is what you all wanted, didn't it, huh?
[02:41:01]  Bitch, man.
[02:41:04]  Let me chug this beer and let me have one more beer.
[02:41:06]  And then we're going to have to bring Teutonic Plague on the line.
[02:41:11]  And I can't believe this, man.
[02:41:15]  I'm going to be honest.
[02:41:18]  This is a first for me.
[02:41:22]  Let me drink this beer here.
[02:41:34]  More beer.
[02:41:35]  I need more beer for Christ's sake.
[02:41:37]  Good God.
[02:41:38]  I can't believe I'm doing this.
[02:41:41]  I can't believe I'm doing this.
[02:41:46]  Give me another beer for Christ's sake.
[02:41:48]  Jesus Christ, man.
[02:41:54]  Oh, my God.
[02:41:55]  I can't believe I'm doing this.
[02:42:01]  I mean, I wish, you know, there should be some boys to men music right now.
[02:42:09]  It's so hard to say goodbye to yesterday.
[02:42:23]  I mean, I'm serious, man.
[02:42:29]  I want to be honest with you, folks.
[02:42:31]  I'm about to do something I do not want to do.
[02:42:35]  I want to be honest with you, the Teutonic Plague is a fan.
[02:42:38]  He's been a fan for a long time.
[02:42:42]  Yeah, I mean, he's listened to every episode of the show.
[02:42:48]  But, you know, I'm having a fan mutiny here.
[02:42:54]  I'm having a fan mutiny, and I'm going to have to do this.
[02:42:58]  So, Jesus Christ, man.
[02:43:02]  I need some more beer, man.
[02:43:03]  I'm sick.
[02:43:05]  I mean, I'm getting choked up here, man.
[02:43:08]  I'm getting choked up.
[02:43:11]  I'm getting choked up, man.
[02:43:15]  I hate being forced to do something I don't want to do.
[02:43:18]  Give me some more beer here.
[02:43:28]  All right.
[02:43:28]  Is the Teutonic Plague on the line, engineer?
[02:43:36]  Oh my god, I can't believe I'm doing this.
[02:43:38]  You know, I don't really want to do it.
[02:43:41]  I don't want to do it.
[02:43:45]  I don't want to do this, but you people are trying to make me do it.
[02:43:54]  You people are making me do this, man.
[02:44:00]  You people.
[02:44:04]  You people are making me do this, man.
[02:44:07]  God damn it.
[02:44:11]  God, I can't believe this crap.
[02:44:17]  Oh, my God, man.
[02:44:18]  It's shut up on Twitter, man.
[02:44:20]  All right.
[02:44:20]  Shove it up your ass.
[02:44:21]  I see you people on Twitter.
[02:44:23]  Shoving up your asses.
[02:44:24]  All right.
[02:44:25]  I'm going to do it.
[02:44:26]  Just shut up.
[02:44:30]  All right.
[02:44:31]  Look.
[02:44:33]  The engineer is talking to Teutonic Plague right now.
[02:44:38]  What I'm going to do is I'm going to bring Teutonic on the air right now.
[02:44:44]  And what I'm going to do is I'm going to have to tell Teutonic the news.
[02:44:47]  Or you know what?
[02:44:48]  Before I tell Teutonic the news, I'm going to say, hey, Teutonic, how you doing?
[02:44:55]  And then you know what I think I should do?
[02:44:56]  I should give some people the opportunity to say something to Teutonic before I lay the news on him that he is no longer going to be affiliated with the True Capitalist Radio.
[02:45:12]  The True Capitalist Radio Show I'm sorry.
[02:45:29]  I got to keep drinking, folks.
[02:45:30]  I'm sorry.
[02:45:32]  I got to keep drinking.
[02:45:34]  Now, I'm going to bring, you know what, before I bring Teutonic on, let me take a couple more callers from people.
[02:45:40]  All right.
[02:45:40]  Let me take a couple more calls from people.
[02:45:42]  Maybe they'll convince me otherwise.
[02:45:46]  You know, maybe we got some pro-Teutonic people here.
[02:45:49]  You know, maybe I'm all wrong.
[02:45:51]  I don't know.
[02:45:52]  As a matter of fact, I think we got the Brody Network on the horn.
[02:45:54]  Are you there, the Brody Network?
[02:45:56]  Are you there?
[02:45:58]  Yes, Ghost.
[02:45:59]  I am here.
[02:46:01]  All right.
[02:46:01]  Well, what do you think about this scenario?
[02:46:03]  You've got a stream.
[02:46:04]  You've got a chat room going on.
[02:46:06]  What's going on?
[02:46:06]  What do you think?
[02:46:08]  I'd like to hear what you have to say.
[02:46:11]  Well, Ghost, I can't really much to say about this, but the people have spoken.
[02:46:18]  The people on both sides, I'm actually reading another side of the chat room here, the OD Kaplan there, but I'm just seeing both sides that they'll all agree they want to ban Teutonic.
[02:46:30]  And, of course, this is your decision, even though for me.
[02:46:34]  Yeah, I know.
[02:46:36]  I'm going to ban him.
[02:46:37]  I'm going to ban him.
[02:46:38]  But I mean, do you think he deserves the ban?
[02:46:43]  Does he deserve the ban?
[02:46:45]  Well, he's been on this show as I've known for a long time.
[02:46:51]  I'm not losing to him much, but does he really deserve this ban?
[02:46:54]  Well, I guess I have to agree with the people here.
[02:46:58]  Everybody here, and of course, I've been actually speaking with people around with my chat room here.
[02:47:04]  I thought to speak to some people around the other chat rooms, but they all agree, and I do want to agree with it.
[02:47:10]  I mean, yeah, let's see for delete.
[02:47:15]  All right, okay.
[02:47:18]  We get it.
[02:47:18]  I guess everybody wants, can't believe I'm about to do this.
[02:47:28]  I guess this is what everybody wants, huh?
[02:47:30]  This is what you all wanted, huh?
[02:47:32]  I guess this is all going to make you all happy, huh?
[02:47:36]  Are y'all going to be happy?
[02:47:37]  Huh?
[02:47:38]  Y'all going to be funny in the pants now?
[02:47:40]  You're going to be like, yeah.
[02:47:51]  Engineer, is Teutonic on the horn by any chance?
[02:48:01]  Well, even the engineer is having a hard time dealing with this.
[02:48:04]  You know, the engineer, he doesn't understand most of these complicated issues like, you know.
[02:48:12]  So anyway, let's go ahead and bring the Teutonic Plague on.
[02:48:15]  Teutonic, are you there, sir?
[02:48:18]  Yes, and I've been listening to the whole show.
[02:48:21]  I know.
[02:48:22]  I'm banned.
[02:48:24]  Hold on, hold on.
[02:48:25]  Hold on, before you say anything, Teutonic, I want to tell you something.
[02:48:29]  I want to tell you something.
[02:48:31]  I want to tell you that this has nothing to do with me.
[02:48:35]  I think that you are a good fan.
[02:48:37]  You're a person that really appreciates the show.
[02:48:40]  You appreciate yours truly.
[02:48:43]  I get that.
[02:48:44]  You know, I tried to bring you on because I know that you wanted to provide commentary, and it went down a completely different direction.
[02:48:53]  And now we're at a point in which where I don't know what it is, man.
[02:48:59]  I mean, you know, I mean, look, you know I like you, right, Plague?
[02:49:02]  Yeah, I know, but the people have spoken.
[02:49:04]  You're general Ghostler.
[02:49:05]  You got to do what they say.
[02:49:07]  I'll Ghostler!
[02:49:08]  I'll Ghostler youth!
[02:49:11]  Thank you very much, Plague, man.
[02:49:12]  And you see, I mean, that's what these people don't understand.
[02:49:16]  These people don't understand that you're loyal.
[02:49:20]  Look, I don't need to say this, but first of all, I want to say that I don't want to do this.
[02:49:27]  These are the people.
[02:49:29]  They spoken.
[02:49:30]  I mean, this was a major mutiny.
[02:49:32]  I mean, not only amongst the fans, not only amongst the capitalist army, but the freaking inner circle, for heaven's sake.
[02:49:38]  The inner circle.
[02:49:40]  So, listen, I will go ahead and allow you to have the floor here, Teutonic, and you can say whatever it is that you want to say, but I have to tell you this right now, Teutonic, and I hate God damn it!
[02:49:54]  I hate saying this, man, but after whatever you're going to say, you are no longer going to be affiliate.
[02:50:06]  You are banned from True Capitalist Radio for life.
[02:50:13]  Do you understand that?
[02:50:15]  Yeah, I understand.
[02:50:18]  Well, okay, I'm glad that, you know, I'm sorry if it's upsetting.
[02:50:23]  I'm sorry if, look, I don't want to do this, man.
[02:50:27]  I did not want to do this.
[02:50:29]  But you see, I don't know what it is with these people.
[02:50:32]  I don't know what it is with these people.
[02:50:36]  But, man, you are banned from True Capitalist Radio for life.
[02:50:40]  The people have spoken.
[02:50:41]  I don't know what it is.
[02:50:43]  But I will go ahead and give you the final word here and make sure you take advantage of it and say whatever it is that you want to say, Teutonic, because this the floor is yours, sir.
[02:50:56]  And look, I didn't want to do this.
[02:50:58]  I don't know what these people's problems are.
[02:51:01]  I mean, you got troll terrorists, cyber vermin.
[02:51:03]  You got the capitalist army.
[02:51:05]  You got the inner circle.
[02:51:06]  You even got these freaking bronies out here.
[02:51:08]  You got furries.
[02:51:10]  Everybody, man.
[02:51:11]  So listen.
[02:51:13]  Just go ahead, Teutonic.
[02:51:15]  The floor is yours, sir.
[02:51:16]  Say whatever it is that you have to say, your final words before you walk the plank, man.
[02:51:23]  Well, what can I say?
[02:51:26]  It's been fun.
[02:51:28]  You know, that's been fun.
[02:51:29]  And I got to keep a stiff upper lip about this because I'm a real man.
[02:51:33]  I'm a grown-ass man and I'm a capitalist.
[02:51:35]  And if this is what I've got to do, then this is what I got to do.
[02:51:39]  You guys don't have old plague to kick around anymore.
[02:51:42]  You don't have old Teutonic Plague to kick around anymore after this show.
[02:51:46]  But there is one thing that I have to confess to you goes to the engineer, to all of you.
[02:51:53]  And I don't want to say this anymore.
[02:51:54]  And you wanted to say I was banned, but it needs to be.
[02:51:57]  Wait, hold on, hold on, hold on.
[02:52:00]  Hold on to a second.
[02:52:00]  Wait, wait a minute.
[02:52:02]  I don't like when people say that before I'm about to, like, you know, kiss them off into the sunset here.
[02:52:08]  You mean to tell me you've been holding something from me or there's been some secret or some kind of crap?
[02:52:13]  That's what you.
[02:52:14]  Is that what you're saying here?
[02:52:17]  I, Teutonic Plague, am a brony.

=== Goddamn Brony Troll Confession (08:31) ===

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[02:52:25]  What?
[02:52:26]  Wait a minute.
[02:52:27]  What?
[02:52:29]  Wait, just a second.
[02:52:34]  What did you just say to me?
[02:52:37]  I'm a brony.
[02:52:38]  Rainbow Dash's best pony, man.
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[02:53:05]  Save up to 40% off at Old Navy or OldNavy.com.
[02:53:09]  Run to Old Navy today.
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[02:53:16]  Are you serious or is this a troll, man?
[02:53:18]  I mean, this is not a joke, a Teutonic.
[02:53:20]  Are you serious?
[02:53:23]  Ghost, think about it.
[02:53:25]  It's like a musical version of freaking SpongeBob, even more so.
[02:53:29]  It's great.
[02:53:29]  I love the comedy, man.
[02:53:31]  It's funny.
[02:53:34]  What?
[02:53:38]  You kidding me?
[02:53:43]  Are you kidding me?
[02:53:46]  What?
[02:53:50]  Oh, my God.
[02:53:52]  You've got to be kidding me.
[02:53:55]  You've got to be kidding me.
[02:53:59]  What the fuck?
[02:54:01]  What the fuck?
[02:54:05]  Oh, my God.
[02:54:09]  Oh, my God.
[02:54:11]  I knew it.
[02:54:13]  I knew it.
[02:54:14]  I should have known better.
[02:54:15]  I did.
[02:54:20]  What the hell?
[02:54:21]  What the hell?
[02:54:23]  What the goddamn heart?
[02:54:31]  Are you kidding me?
[02:54:35]  Are you kidding me?
[02:54:36]  What?
[02:54:46]  Oh, my God, man.
[02:54:49]  Oh, my God.
[02:54:51]  What did I just hear, man?
[02:54:53]  I mean, I'm like, Oh my god!
[02:55:14]  Oh my god!
[02:55:15]  I can't!
[02:55:16]  What?!
[02:55:18]  What?
[02:55:19]  God!
[02:55:23]  You've got to be kidding me.
[02:55:28]  You got what the hell is what kind of a bowler Friday is this?
[02:55:34]  What kind of a baller Friday is it?
[02:55:38]  I mean, good God, man.
[02:55:45]  Oh my god, Teutonic.
[02:55:47]  Why, man?
[02:55:48]  Why?
[02:55:49]  Why?
[02:55:51]  CAUSE IT!
[02:56:21]  Oh, my God.
[02:56:22]  Are you kidding me?
[02:56:25]  I mean, I was feeling sorry for this guy, man.
[02:56:29]  I was feeling bad for this guy.
[02:56:32]  I mean, he's a freaking Brody.
[02:56:37]  He's a freaking Brody.
[02:56:38]  You've got to be kidding me.
[02:56:43]  I mean, the betrayal, man.
[02:56:46]  The betrayal.
[02:56:48]  The goddamn, I'm getting infested by Brodies.
[02:57:05]  I'm getting infested by Brodies.
[02:57:08]  The betrayal to Tonic Blake.
[02:57:11]  No.
[02:57:17]  Jesus Christ.
[02:57:21]  I can't take this!
[02:57:42]  I've got to go, man.
[02:57:43]  I can't.
[02:57:44]  What a horrible lone Friday, man.
[02:57:48]  What a horrible bowler Friday.
[02:57:50]  I can't believe this, man.
[02:57:53]  I can't believe what the hell?
[02:57:57]  What the hell just happened?
[02:58:00]  What the hell just happened to me?
[02:58:04]  What happened, man?
[02:58:06]  What happened?
[02:58:08]  Jesus Christ, man.
[02:58:12]  Oh, God.
[02:58:15]  Oh, man.
[02:58:18]  Jesus.
[02:58:20]  A Brody!
[02:58:24]  bitch with a closet brody oh my god my heart Oh my god!
[02:58:41]  Give me the mic.
[02:58:48]  I've got to get the hell out of here, folks.
[02:58:52]  I gotta get the hell out of here.
[02:58:54]  I cannot believe this.
[02:58:56]  I mean, here I was feeling bad about this whole goddamn scenario.
[02:59:04]  And this son of a bitch, this closet clopping brony, son of a bitch, was a goddamn brony, man.
[02:59:15]  I have never felt so humiliated in my life.
[02:59:23]  I'm getting the hell out of here, folks.
[02:59:24]  I I you know what?
[02:59:26]  I don't know what the hell's gonna happen.
[02:59:27]  I don't know what I don't know what the hell is about to happen, man.
[02:59:36]  Follow me on Twitter if you.
[02:59:38]  I don't really care anymore.
[02:59:40]  I don't even know.
[02:59:40]  Everybody seems to be a brony now.
[02:59:43]  Everybody seems to be a goddamn brony now.
[02:59:48]  Follow me on goddamn Twitter, folks.
[02:59:50]  Politics ghost.
[02:59:52]  All one word.
[02:59:54]  No underscores politics ghost, man.
[02:59:57]  And goddammit, where's the ghostler youth?
[03:00:00]  I need you.
[03:00:02]  Where's the ghostler youth?
[03:00:04]  Where's the ghostler youth for Christ's sake?
[03:00:06]  Good God.
[03:00:11]  Man, represent the true capitalist army, man.
[03:00:14]  I need you now more than ever, ghostler youth, man.
[03:00:17]  God damn it.
[03:00:18]  Where are you at?
[03:00:20]  Oh, my God.
[03:00:23]  Get your freaking ghostler youth apparel, man, and represent it, man.
[03:00:27]  I mean, we're getting infested by bronies.
[03:00:30]  We're getting infested by bronies, for Christ's sake.
[03:00:34]  Man, get the ghostler youth barrel on the pin tweet on my Twitter account.
[03:00:39]  You know what?
[03:00:40]  You know what?
[03:00:41]  I can't.
[03:00:42]  I'm out of here.
[03:00:46]  You goddamn brony clopping sons of.
[03:00:49]  I can't believe it.
[03:00:50]  I can't believe it.
[03:00:53]  I can't believe it, Brody.
[03:00:55]  I'm getting tested like