True Capitalist Radio - October 21st, 2016 True Capitalist Radio Hosted By Ghost EP 377
Aired: 2016-10-21
Duration: 02:48:20


=== True Capitalist Radio Intro (01:05) ===

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=== Attacking The Internet Backbone (10:51) ===

[00:01:06]  What's going on, folks?
[00:01:07]  And thank you for tuning in with me to another edition of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
[00:01:16]  And of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
[00:01:21]  And once again, folks, I want to thank you very much for tuning in with me.
[00:01:25]  Before we get started, I'd like to remind everybody this is episode number 377, number 377, for all the folks that are keeping track of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
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[00:02:12]  Once again, folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
[00:02:16]  Let's go ahead and get started here.
[00:02:18]  Look, I wanted to get in on the markets here, but I want to remind everybody right now who at least has the ability to listen.
[00:02:25]  Right now, the internet on this part of the globe is under a DDoS attack.
[00:02:32]  For you folks that are unfamiliar with what a DDoS attack is, it's just basically massive amounts of packets of information being centrally directed at a given area.
[00:02:43]  In this instance, these packets of information, and I don't want to explain how to do a DDoS attack because I don't want to get in trouble.
[00:02:52]  But basically, they just have a bunch of computers in a coordinated attack sending packets of information.
[00:03:01]  I mean, just massive amounts.
[00:03:04]  And what it's doing is they are not targeting specific websites.
[00:03:08]  From what I understand, they are targeting, I believe, social media, Netflix, that sort of thing.
[00:03:13]  But it's also targeting the backbone of the Internet, some parts of the backbone of the Internet.
[00:03:20]  For you folks that are unaware what the backbone of the Internet is, this is basically what the Internet construct of the World Wide Web Network is.
[00:03:31]  It's comprised of backbones for which that connects all this international networking systems that we have.
[00:03:43]  These backbones supply a lot of the bandwidth that we basically use and abuse.
[00:03:51]  I don't think people really understand that bandwidth is very limited.
[00:03:55]  And as a result, The hosts, the more popular hosts, if you happen to have a website or if you happen to be a blogger that has a website, you want a host that is closer or located close to the backbone so that you can have a faster hosted website if somebody decides that they want to go and visit your visitor site.
[00:04:20]  So this is what's really being attacked right now.
[00:04:24]  What's being attacked right now is the Internet backbone, and that's why you have most of the East Coast.
[00:04:31]  I don't know if you folks have seen on my Twitter account, of course, the Twitter account is PoliticsGhost, all one word, no underscores.
[00:04:38]  I show a map, I retweeted a map of the outage that's affecting America.
[00:04:43]  And you know, I find it ironic because didn't Barack Obama and Joe Biden and all these sons of bitches tout that they were going to implement some sort of cyber warfare attack on Russia?
[00:04:56]  I mean, look, have you seen, look at this.
[00:05:00]  I mean, Obama and Biden say that, oh, we're going to give you an attack.
[00:05:05]  We're going to give you a cyber attack.
[00:05:07]  I mean, this is exactly what Donald Trump is talking about.
[00:05:09]  He's talking about giving the enemy the 411.
[00:05:13]  And before we, I mean, I don't know, I don't know, the CIA supposedly is supposed to do this cyber attack, whatever.
[00:05:20]  But look at us.
[00:05:22]  We get hit up first.
[00:05:24]  We get hit up first.
[00:05:25]  That's what I'm saying.
[00:05:26]  Obama's making us look like chumps out here, man.
[00:05:29]  Making us look like two big bitches on the stroll.
[00:05:33]  I'm not kidding around, man.
[00:05:35]  I'm not kidding around.
[00:05:36]  I cannot believe this.
[00:05:39]  I cannot believe this, man.
[00:05:41]  Anyway, I'm glad that anybody who is listening, who has the ability to listen, cheers to you at this point in time.
[00:05:47]  We are now, what is this?
[00:05:49]  This officially kicks off the cyber wars, huh, engineer?
[00:05:54]  Don't get scared.
[00:05:56]  All right.
[00:05:56]  Remember, Obama brought this on us, man.
[00:05:59]  Obama.
[00:06:01]  That damn stupid moronic son of a bitch.
[00:06:05]  I'm serious.
[00:06:06]  Why in the hell did he announce any kind of goddamn cyber warfare?
[00:06:09]  Look at us.
[00:06:10]  We're getting hit up now.
[00:06:12]  We're getting hit up right now.
[00:06:15]  And from what I understand, folks, London is currently getting hit as well, folks.
[00:06:20]  So there is a coordinated effort to try to take offline a lot of Western Internet access.
[00:06:30]  And word is, is that they are trying to prevent the dead man switch that is set forth for Julie and Assange.
[00:06:40]  I don't know if you folks are familiar with what's going on right now in London.
[00:06:44]  They're evacuating that particular area because of, quote, chemical, some kind of chemical that's in the air that's making people ill.
[00:06:54]  So I hate to say that they may be making a move on Assange, and this may be a coordinated effort in an attempt to prevent the information that Assange has that he could deliver in a dead man switch.
[00:07:10]  All right?
[00:07:12]  And I'm serious.
[00:07:15]  I mean, I particularly don't believe that Russia is doing this, although they're probably going to blame the Russians, because I find it very ironic that we have Obama and Biden calling for a cyber attack by the CIA.
[00:07:31]  What was it last week?
[00:07:33]  And miraculously, we have this dramatic outage of Internet access throughout the West, or excuse me, the East Coast.
[00:07:40]  Now it's starting to affect the West Coast.
[00:07:43]  It's just barely hitting London and other Western civilizations at this point in time.
[00:07:50]  And in my personal opinion, the way that this is coordinated, I personally believe that it's the United States itself or the Western powers itself, because I believe that by tomorrow evening, they're either going to capture Assange, Assange is going to kill himself, or they're going to kill Assange.
[00:08:13]  Now, the reason I say this, folks, is because this is unprecedented, what is happening here.
[00:08:19]  All right?
[00:08:22]  This is unprecedented.
[00:08:26]  And I think everybody needs to understand we need to open our eyes on what is actually transpiring right from underneath our noses here.
[00:08:38]  This international bureaucratic institutional order, it is stopping at nothing to prevent what is about to transpire, which is the tumbling of their global dream.
[00:08:54]  Now, folks, I find it also ironic that did you all see the scathing roasting that Donald Trump gave Hillary Clinton right in front of her face yesterday.
[00:09:05]  Did y'all see that?
[00:09:06]  Good God, man.
[00:09:07]  That was gangsta.
[00:09:10]  That was gangster.
[00:09:13]  And you see, the media is trying to suppress that particular video, too, because it was probably one of the most scathing speeches.
[00:09:20]  And he gave this at this Catholic dinner charity-like event that is typically a speaking engagement that is attended by a lot of the presidential nominees right before the actual election.
[00:09:36]  Remember, this was the same speaking engagement where George W. Bush made that infamous statement, some call you the elite.
[00:09:47]  I call you my base.
[00:09:49]  Y'all remember that?
[00:09:53]  That's the dinner.
[00:09:54]  This is the dinner where Donald Trump roasted, completely roasted Hillary Clinton.
[00:10:00]  And if you have not seen that speech, I mean, good God.
[00:10:04]  And I think that this is also another response to that.
[00:10:07]  Everybody in that speech was shocked.
[00:10:11]  And it was all elites.
[00:10:13]  Everybody that attended this particular  ⁇ it's the 1%.
[00:10:17]  It's what Occupy Wall Street was crying and pissing and moaning about.
[00:10:21]  This is that event.
[00:10:22]  If you have not looked at it, it is a Catholic for a Catholic diocese, I believe.
[00:10:29]  It's a charity.
[00:10:31]  All the elites, you know, kind of donate to this charity.
[00:10:34]  That's why it's such a highlighted shindig.
[00:10:40]  But good God, if you did not see Donald Trump roast the living beat Jesus out of Hillary Clinton in that speech, well, I would strongly advise you right afterwards of this broadcast, you can go ahead and check out that particular roasting because it was awesome, baby.
[00:10:59]  I mean, just, I mean, bitch slap.
[00:11:04]  Bitch slap.
[00:11:05]  That's all I got to say.
[00:11:06]  I mean, a complete bitch slap.
[00:11:09]  And even the people in the audience back there were shocked.
[00:11:12]  I mean, their eyes just widened as if somebody just farted on their best suit or something.
[00:11:18]  I mean, just completely like, whoa.
[00:11:23]  So anyway, folks, let me go ahead.
[00:11:25]  And I want to get to the markets.
[00:11:27]  I kind of briefly, you know, want to go in to the markets because I actually want to open up the show.
[00:11:33]  It is Baller Friday.
[00:11:35]  And a lot of things are transpiring right now.
[00:11:38]  A lot of things are happening.
[00:11:39]  And I want to hear from you.
[00:11:40]  I want to hear your thoughts.
[00:11:41]  I want to hear what you are surmising from all the transpiring right before our eyes, folks.
[00:11:51]  I mean, we could potentially be seeing the bagging of Julian Assange.

=== Wanting To Talk Soros (03:27) ===

[00:11:57]  We've got an internet outage, in my personal opinion, that is purposely being done by our own government, in my opinion, because they are trying to suppress information.
[00:12:08]  I mean, and it's also not a coincidence, folks, that WikiLeaks has recently released emails relating to Obama's secret email addresses.
[00:12:22]  So I personally believe that this is all a response to all these things that have transpired in the past several days.
[00:12:32]  All these things that have transpired in the past several days.
[00:12:34]  I believe that's what it is.
[00:12:36]  All right?
[00:12:37]  And before we get into the markets, I'd like to get to the bottom of what's going on here.
[00:12:44]  So, because of the Podesta emails, you know, they released another batch of emails today.
[00:12:50]  You know, I'm telling you, Wikileaks, I told you that these, well, the circles in which this data is circulated, they got everything.
[00:13:02]  I mean, I'm serious.
[00:13:02]  They got everything.
[00:13:04]  And I think at this point in time, the powers that be know it.
[00:13:10]  And they're getting goddamn desperate to suppress it.
[00:13:14]  All right?
[00:13:15]  They're getting goddamn desperate to suppress it.
[00:13:18]  So, anyway, folks, let's just go ahead and let's get to the bottom of this.
[00:13:28]  We got George Soros' number, the infamous George Soros.
[00:13:33]  Yes, I am a George Soros, and I take over the world every day, every time, and I take your life, and I take your money, and I take your government because it's mine.
[00:13:50]  Everything is mine.
[00:13:53]  The world is mine.
[00:13:57]  The children, your 50 children are mine.
[00:14:01]  Everything is mine.
[00:14:06]  Your mother's Gucci is mine.
[00:14:10]  So let's go ahead and see if we can call George Soros up and see if we can get it.
[00:14:14]  The number you are calling is temporarily unavailable.
[00:14:17]  Please try to make it.
[00:14:18]  George Soros, goddammit, you son of a bitch.
[00:14:21]  What are you scared?
[00:14:22]  Why are you scared?
[00:14:26]  You son of a bitch.
[00:14:28]  God damn it.
[00:14:28]  I wanted to talk to George Soros, damn it.
[00:14:32]  I want to talk to George Soros.
[00:14:36]  I want to talk to him, damn it.
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[00:14:56]  Yeah, it looks like we're not going to be able to talk to George Soros.
[00:14:59]  It looks like everybody and their brother has been calling them, and he's like, I don't want to talk to these filthy people.
[00:15:06]  How did they get my number?
[00:15:08]  How did they get my number?
[00:15:13]  How did they do it?
[00:15:15]  This number's mine.
[00:15:18]  How did they do it?
[00:15:19]  This is mine.
[00:15:20]  This number is mine.

=== Pre Market Stock Volume Jump (15:26) ===

[00:15:24]  So anyway, I tried, folks.
[00:15:27]  I definitely tried to get on here and get George Soros on the horn.
[00:15:33]  Didn't happen.
[00:15:34]  He obviously pulled the plug on his goddamn stupid piece of garbage number.
[00:15:38]  So let me get to the markets, folks, okay?
[00:15:42]  Now, for you folks that were listening in and on Twitter, I mean, I was giving out money again today.
[00:15:48]  Unfortunately, man, this freaking Internet outage was affecting Twitter.
[00:15:56]  I mean, Twitter was down and out.
[00:15:59]  You know, sometimes it came back for a brief second, then it was out again.
[00:16:03]  I mean, so, you know, it was kind of hard to be accurate as it relates to trying to call the dips and trying to call the waves at a certain given time because, I mean, the damn goddamn social media was down.
[00:16:19]  So literally, you know, a lot of people were probably wondering what the hell, you know, what the hell are we doing here?
[00:16:28]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:16:30]  I mean, I'm sure people are like, hey, what's going on?
[00:16:35]  Anyway, let's get to the stock, shall we?
[00:16:38]  All right.
[00:16:38]  Now, first stock that I had suggested, folks, all right, was what was it, the cigarette company here.
[00:16:48]  Put it on the screen, engineer.
[00:16:50]  God damn it, you son of a bitch.
[00:16:54]  Hurry up.
[00:16:55]  Hurry up.
[00:17:00]  Jesus Christ.
[00:17:01]  It was Reynolds American Inc., which was formerly known as RJ Reynolds, which is, of course, the paired company to Marlborough Cigarettes, if I'm not mistaken.
[00:17:14]  It was going to jump in the early market, and it was increased dramatically in the pre-market.
[00:17:21]  And I said it was a stock to watch.
[00:17:24]  And as I suggest, folks, don't ever jump into a share right as the bell rings.
[00:17:31]  Do not jump in.
[00:17:32]  I mean, you're going to get caught holding the bag because even though you've got a lot of pre-market action, the pre-marketers, what they're trying to do is hedge any kind of potential increased waves throughout any portion of the day.
[00:17:48]  Because typically, the reason you've got pre-market investors is because they're probably not at any kind of a desk and they're not able to frequency trade, if you will.
[00:18:01]  So what they do is they place their bets because this is really a bet.
[00:18:06]  I don't really call early pre-market investing.
[00:18:09]  I don't really call it a very smart bet because it's a bet.
[00:18:13]  Because how the hell do you know?
[00:18:14]  I mean, you've seen, if you take a look at some of these stocks in the pre-market, many times these prices during the market don't even get anywhere near the high price that you saw in the pre-market.
[00:18:27]  So as I suggested, pre-market investing is a bet.
[00:18:30]  They are betting that they're not going to be in front of the computer.
[00:18:35]  They're not going to be in front of the screen, in front of a ticker.
[00:18:38]  So what they're going to do is just hedge their bets on an early pre-market play and do whatever it is they do throughout the day.
[00:18:46]  And as a result, they come back maybe at lunchtime, maybe one o'clock, check the stock price.
[00:18:52]  And if it's more than doubled or if it's a little bit more than they invested, they clear out of there.
[00:18:59]  And typically, this is what pre-market investors do.
[00:19:03]  Because I'm not a pre-market investor.
[00:19:06]  I wouldn't buy anything in the pre-market at this point in time.
[00:19:09]  I have.
[00:19:10]  I have bought in the pre-market.
[00:19:12]  I wouldn't advise it.
[00:19:14]  That's all I'm saying.
[00:19:14]  I wouldn't advise it.
[00:19:16]  But you take a look at Reynolds American Incorporated.
[00:19:22]  There was a deep, deep dip very early in that morning.
[00:19:27]  And I called that particular dip.
[00:19:30]  And then it dipped one Moog in right quickly.
[00:19:33]  And then from then on, it was pretty steady up until about lunchtime, 1 o'clock, where we hit the new low.
[00:19:40]  But if you take a look at that chart, the symbol is RAI.
[00:19:44]  Take a look at that chart, folks.
[00:19:46]  Now, that is a short, choppy wave.
[00:19:49]  I mean, it barely looks like there's any activity going on there.
[00:19:53]  And the reason is, folks, is because the volume on Reynolds American was just unbelievable.
[00:20:00]  I mean, I don't even know how many shares were traded.
[00:20:03]  I know by lunchtime, it was about 50 million shares traded of this particular stock.
[00:20:09]  Average volume for this stock is 4.6 million shares traded.
[00:20:13]  So this is what I'm telling you about volume.
[00:20:16]  When you see a lot, a lot of volume, you're going to see a lot of these types of charts.
[00:20:21]  And these are the charts that you want to kind of steer away from.
[00:20:24]  But the reason I said it was a stock to watch is because you could possibly get in on this stock on the cheap, on the dip, probably own it for the quarter.
[00:20:36]  Because this particular stock here, if you take a look at it, it pays a dividend of 46 cents a share.
[00:20:42]  So, you know, you accumulate so many some-odd shares at the end of the quarter, you're going to be getting paid 46 cents per share.
[00:20:49]  So this is why you have so many people going after this stock.
[00:20:53]  You've got long-term investors going after this stock.
[00:20:55]  You've got hedge fund managers, mutual fund managers.
[00:21:00]  This is why you see such a chart.
[00:21:03]  Next stock that I suggested was some stock by the name of Alchemy's, I believe it's called Alchemy's PLC.
[00:21:14]  Now, the reason this one was moving, folks, because it was in talks of potentially buying the other stock that I suggested here this morning.
[00:21:25]  Now, I'd like for everybody to take a look at what happened here in Alchemy's because I told everybody, I keep telling everybody, don't jump in right in the early market.
[00:21:33]  Give it a little time, and when it starts dipping, that's when you jump in.
[00:21:38]  I called the deep dip on this, and I hope everybody got in on that and wrote it.
[00:21:43]  And it was right before 10 o'clock, 9 a.m. Central Standard Time.
[00:21:48]  And you take a look at that dip.
[00:21:49]  Take a look at that dip right there.
[00:21:51]  Beautiful dip.
[00:21:52]  And I was riding this son of a bitch all the way through lunchtime.
[00:21:55]  And then I got out at about lunch because I knew, especially based on the high volume.
[00:22:00]  You see, you saw some nice waves in the beginning.
[00:22:03]  Look at those nice, high, even though they're short and brief waves in the beginning in like the first half hour of the day's trading.
[00:22:11]  Take a look on the chart.
[00:22:12]  Of course, the symbol on this is ALKS.
[00:22:18]  A LKS is the symbol.
[00:22:22]  Take a look at the chart in the beginning of the morning.
[00:22:26]  Now, you saw, just based on that particular anomaly in that chart, the volume didn't hit this particular stock until it hit the dip, hit the bottom of the dip.
[00:22:36]  And then from then on, you had very short, choppy waves in this, or I should say a nice, huge wave with little ripples in it, I guess you could call it.
[00:22:47]  Because as you can see, there wasn't that much volatility for a while.
[00:22:51]  It kind of just gradually rose, and that was based upon the high volume that you saw in this particular stock.
[00:22:59]  I hope that you all got in on this one as well, folks.
[00:23:03]  This is a decent play today for anybody who was playing it safe.
[00:23:07]  You know, you could have got in the morning, got out at noon, maybe a little after, and got yourself a generous profit, to say the least.
[00:23:15]  All right.
[00:23:16]  Now, the next one I wanted to talk about is Cirque or Seracor.
[00:23:24]  The symbol on this one is C E R C.
[00:23:28]  Now, let me tell you, in the morning, there was a lot of opportunity, as you could see here from the time it dropped.
[00:23:36]  And let me tell you, this is why I tell you not to go with the pre-marketers on this.
[00:23:41]  I mean, take a look at the dip at like the first minute or two minutes of day's trading.
[00:23:46]  Look at that just complete drop there, right as the damn bell rang.
[00:23:51]  Now, take a look at the short, but yet nice peaking, nice high waves.
[00:23:57]  There was a nice dip out there that kept us hanging a little bit here at about a little after 9 a.m. Central Standard Time.
[00:24:05]  Then you had this big, huge wave, and then it kind of just stood still for a while.
[00:24:11]  There was a lot of people who are like, I don't know, ghosts, what the hell's going on here?
[00:24:14]  And then it broke out here.
[00:24:16]  And the reason it broke out really, really fast up at about maybe 10.30, 10.40, about 10, I would say 10.35, 10.38 Central Standard Time.
[00:24:26]  And you can see that's where that peak was right there in the middle.
[00:24:29]  The reason it broke out, folks, is because this is where some of the people that are looking on their radar for potential plays, I'm talking day traders, I'm talking mutual fund managers, so on and so forth.
[00:24:43]  They caught wind of this stock.
[00:24:46]  And I hope that you all got out on this particular downslide because it was rather just, it all of a sudden became like the other two charts that we saw.
[00:24:56]  You see, little ripples, no big waves, just a little kind of stagnation until the end of the day.
[00:25:03]  Did you see at the end of the day, it reached, at the end of the day, the high that I was able to take advantage of at about 10.30, 10.38 a.m. on this particular stock.
[00:25:16]  So the reason this stock, like I said in the morning, looked very, very nice, very volatile, wasn't that much volatility.
[00:25:24]  Excuse me, wasn't that much market volume?
[00:25:27]  Market volume came in after lunch, obviously, and the chart tells the story.
[00:25:31]  And another thing, the market and the day traders got out right as the last hour, the last half hour of the trading.
[00:25:41]  They all got out.
[00:25:44]  And then when they all got out, that's when you started seeing these, you know, this hill go up again.
[00:25:51]  You see this at the end of the day?
[00:25:52]  You see that?
[00:25:53]  That hill go right back up there.
[00:25:56]  And this is what happens, unfortunately, when you've got these investors finding these stocks.
[00:26:03]  And I'm talking like these big day traders, man, that'll buy like 25,000 shares of this, all right?
[00:26:09]  And it goes up about a nickel.
[00:26:12]  They'll jump out really fast to get that nickel per share and just times it, man, a nickel times 25,000 shares.
[00:26:21]  And they just kind of go in and out of these stocks.
[00:26:23]  And this is why you see these types of effects on charts.
[00:26:27]  What you want is you want a nice good wave.
[00:26:29]  You want a nice, good, at least choppy type of, and when I mean choppy, I'm not saying short, choppy.
[00:26:37]  I'm saying like a nice spike and then it comes down.
[00:26:40]  Maybe a nice hill and then it comes down.
[00:26:44]  Those are the types of things that you want.
[00:26:45]  You don't want a stagnant type chart like we're seeing here because of all the market volume.
[00:26:52]  Now, I'm going to go through these last two stocks and then I'm going to go ahead and cover the markets here.
[00:26:58]  A stock that I said that everybody needed to get into, and this was right at around 11 a.m., a little after 11 a.m. Central Standard Time, was a stock that was literally bringing another hill, another wave, and that was Concordia International Corporation.
[00:27:22]  Concordia was in, and look, I wish I would have gotten in on this on the morning.
[00:27:28]  I mean, take a look at the freaking right as the bell rang, look at that particular goddamn wave.
[00:27:35]  Good God, I wish I got in on that one.
[00:27:38]  But I started looking at it as it started dipping, and that's when I announced it right as that low-end dip started happening.
[00:27:46]  I said, hey, a hot stock to watch.
[00:27:49]  Nice wave coming in.
[00:27:51]  You know, of course, the symbol is CXRX is the symbol on this.
[00:27:56]  CXRX.
[00:27:57]  If you take a look at around a little after 11 a.m. Central Standard Time, this son of a bitch started waving again.
[00:28:07]  And once I started seeing a little stagnation at around 1 p.m., I just got out of that son of a bitch because, you know, that's what I'm saying.
[00:28:16]  When you see a flat line like that, folks, when you see a flat line, that means the volume on that thing is with kaput.
[00:28:22]  All right?
[00:28:23]  I'm talking about that flat line right about 1 p.m. Central Standard Time.
[00:28:28]  That's when I got the hell out of there.
[00:28:30]  But still, I got in on the low end of the dip at about 11 p.m. or excuse me, 11 a.m. Central Standard Time, a little after 11, and rode that son of a bitch all the way until about 1 p.m. and got out with a nice major profit.
[00:28:43]  I mean, that's how you ride these stocks, man.
[00:28:46]  That's how you do it.
[00:28:47]  And thankfully, I did, because look at what happened.
[00:28:49]  Because the volume stopped on this stock and it flatlined at around 1 p.m., take a look at the chart.
[00:28:55]  You see how it just went down?
[00:28:57]  I mean, you could tell the volume left on this stock.
[00:29:00]  You know what I'm saying, right, folks?
[00:29:02]  You're starting to get it now.
[00:29:03]  All right?
[00:29:04]  And when there's a lot of volume, you know, these short, choppy waves start happening.
[00:29:11]  When there's no volume, you're going to see a lot of that flatlining and a lot of these weird spikes that happen out of nowhere because there's nobody trading the goddamn stock.
[00:29:22]  So these are the type of plays that you've got to think about.
[00:29:25]  And look, the reason I said this one in mid-play is because I saw the damn thing going down really dramatically, and I knew there was a dip, and I wanted to take advantage of it, and that's sure that everybody else did as well.
[00:29:37]  Now, the last stock, folks, was a shorting opportunity that I had suggested to folks.
[00:29:44]  And it was a decent shorting opportunity to say the least.
[00:29:47]  Because what happened is, you know, hopefully you didn't short right off the bat on this particular one here because it was a deceptive short.
[00:29:56]  This is Stone Energy Corp.
[00:29:58]  This is symbol SGY.
[00:30:02]  If you would have waited about two or three minutes, if you would have waited about two or three minutes, you would have seen this spike back up and would have gotten in on the short and would have made some major money in the morning.
[00:30:14]  Now, as you can see, folks, after about lunchtime, around lunchtime, right before lunchtime, all of a sudden, people in the bottom feeding department started coming in.
[00:30:24]  A lot of bottom feeders started coming in, and as a result, the price went up.
[00:30:30]  So what you wanted to do is you wanted to get in on that short somewhere around probably 9:15 Central Standard Time.
[00:30:39]  No, let me take that back.
[00:30:41]  Maybe about 8:45 Central Standard Time, a.m.
[00:30:46]  You would want to at least have waited about 10 or 15 minutes after the bell rang to get on this one.

=== Greed In Frequency Trading (04:17) ===

[00:30:51]  And then you would have seen it go down and down.
[00:30:54]  It would have been a very decent shorting opportunity for you.
[00:30:57]  You just don't want to hold on to those shorts too long.
[00:30:59]  And that's the thing, folks.
[00:31:01]  I want to remind everybody, don't get greedy when you're frequency trading.
[00:31:06]  You've got a lot of people out here tweeting at me saying, come on, ghost.
[00:31:09]  I don't know what am I supposed to do?
[00:31:10]  I mean, tell me when I'm supposed to get out.
[00:31:13]  I can't do that.
[00:31:15]  If I do that, then I want a piece of your profit, okay?
[00:31:19]  If I have to tell you when the hell to get out, then I want a piece of your profit because that's what people pay people at Goldman Sachs, at J.P. Morgan, at Edward Jones, at Charles Schwab.
[00:31:32]  I mean, that's what they pay those people to do.
[00:31:34]  All right?
[00:31:35]  I'm giving you the heads up.
[00:31:37]  I'm giving you the opportunity and calling you the dips and calling you the waves.
[00:31:41]  It's up to you as the capitalist to figure out when the hell to get in and when the hell to get out.
[00:31:48]  All right?
[00:31:48]  And hey, sometimes you need to lose a little money so you can realize, ouch, maybe I shouldn't be so greedy.
[00:31:55]  Maybe if I see the spike, maybe if I see the wave, maybe I just need to get the hell out of there.
[00:32:02]  All right?
[00:32:02]  Because it's a lot better to take the profit in a stock that you didn't know was going to break out, but you still got profits when you got out.
[00:32:12]  It's better to get out and get profit than hold on to it and wait for a loss.
[00:32:18]  And that's the bottom line.
[00:32:20]  And look, you can always go in and out of a share.
[00:32:23]  Of course, if you're in an alternative trade system, you can, like the letter U stocktrade.com.
[00:32:32]  Just go in and out of these shares.
[00:32:34]  I mean, these are the kinds of opportunities in which you can go in and out and gain some liquidity, gain some liquid.
[00:32:42]  I mean, this is what I'm trying to promote out here.
[00:32:44]  Look, I could tell you when the dips are.
[00:32:46]  I can tell you when the waves are.
[00:32:48]  I'm not going to sit here and tell you when to get out.
[00:32:50]  All right?
[00:32:51]  I mean, if I do that, I mean, I'm serious.
[00:32:54]  Each and every one of you people, you know, you owe me some money.
[00:32:57]  All right?
[00:33:01]  I mean, that's what creates the capitalist, folks, is that the ability to not only find the dip, but ride the wave and be able to get out so that you can have profits.
[00:33:12]  All right?
[00:33:13]  You see, that's why people don't like capitalists, because they don't want to take the opportunity to be able to understand the fundamentals of conquering your own greed.
[00:33:27]  Because inherently, humans are greedy.
[00:33:30]  Humans are greedy people.
[00:33:31]  Hell, look at the people on the entitlement system.
[00:33:34]  I mean, you know, they claim that they're poor in America, and yet there's an obesity epidemic in America today.
[00:33:40]  I mean, give me a freaking break.
[00:33:42]  I mean, it doesn't make any sense.
[00:33:44]  That's what I'm telling you, man.
[00:33:46]  All right?
[00:33:46]  People are greedy.
[00:33:47]  Now, what you need to do as a capitalist is to fine-tune your greed to understand that you can't just go and pig out and think that you're going to get away with it.
[00:33:58]  Pigs get slaughtered, baby.
[00:34:00]  You understand that?
[00:34:01]  So the best thing for you to do as a capitalist is get in and get out and get your profits.
[00:34:06]  There's always going to do, there's always going to be more plays to be had.
[00:34:11]  Get in, get out.
[00:34:12]  If you need to get back into stock again, get back in, get out.
[00:34:16]  I mean, hey, even if you're only making 30 bucks, 40 bucks each time you get in and out, in and out.
[00:34:23]  I mean, 30 or 40 bucks, and you do that throughout the day.
[00:34:27]  And look, it's a long trading day, folks.
[00:34:29]  You could end the day with a few hundred dollars.
[00:34:32]  Easy.
[00:34:33]  All right?
[00:34:34]  Few hundred dollars easy.
[00:34:35]  Like it ain't nothing for Christ's sake, man.
[00:34:38]  That's a week's pay for a lot of people.
[00:34:42]  That's a week's pay.
[00:34:45]  So that's what I'm saying, man.
[00:34:46]  For you folks that are, you know, trying to, you know, figure out how to do this particular stock trading situation, don't get greedy.
[00:34:56]  Because if you get greedy, that's when all of a sudden the stock market's going to bite you.
[00:35:00]  You got to, you know, once you start seeing yourself taking some profits, that's when you have to calculate in your gut when the hell to get out.

=== Public Education System Failure (15:50) ===

[00:35:09]  I mean, that's what makes the best capitalist, baby.
[00:35:11]  You understand?
[00:35:13]  I mean, I can only lead you to the water.
[00:35:15]  I can't teach you how to drink it.
[00:35:17]  I can't teach you when to stop so your bladder won't explode.
[00:35:20]  I can't do that.
[00:35:21]  You've got to do it, boy.
[00:35:23]  You got to do it, boy.
[00:35:28]  Anyway, let's move on to the rest of the markets, folks.
[00:35:30]  All right?
[00:35:31]  Then I want to talk to you.
[00:35:32]  This is a Baller Friday.
[00:35:33]  Baller Friday.
[00:35:36]  This is a Baller Friday edition where we're going to open up the phone lines.
[00:35:39]  We're going to talk to you.
[00:35:39]  We're going to hear what you have to say.
[00:35:43]  All right?
[00:35:44]  And, you know, before we get started on the rest of the market, let's go get some beer going on.
[00:35:49]  All right.
[00:35:50]  Look at some more beer.
[00:35:54]  Oh, yeah.
[00:35:55]  That's it.
[00:35:59]  Oh, yeah.
[00:36:01]  Anyway, I want to say cheers to everybody who's out there listening in to the True Capitalist Radio Show.
[00:36:07]  I want to say cheers to the capitalist army.
[00:36:10]  I want to say cheers to the Trump train.
[00:36:13]  I want to say cheers to the inner circle, baby.
[00:36:16]  And at the same time, I want to say cheers to the man who has spawned the capitalist revolution, who has spawned the populist Americana that we have been missing in this country.
[00:36:29]  All right?
[00:36:31]  I am talking about Donald Trump.
[00:36:34]  All right?
[00:36:36]  I am talking about Donald Trump, baby.
[00:36:38]  Cheers.
[00:36:40]  Cheers, baby.
[00:36:44]  Anyway, all right, cheers, baby.
[00:36:53]  Good stuff.
[00:36:54]  I'm telling you that right now.
[00:36:59]  All right, folks.
[00:37:01]  Let's get to the damn markets, all right?
[00:37:03]  Now, the markets were flat today, folks, and the reason they were flat is because we're at a seven, eight-month high on the dollar.
[00:37:10]  That's right.
[00:37:11]  Investors are running on the dollar again.
[00:37:13]  The uncertainty in Europe, uncertainty all over the world, pending world war.
[00:37:18]  A lot of things are making the investors skittish.
[00:37:21]  So they're cashing out.
[00:37:22]  A lot of investors throughout the international community want to be paid in U.S. dollars.
[00:37:27]  So as I stated, folks, when you start seeing more and more people wanting to be paid in U.S. dollars, it provides a scarcity amongst the tender currency that is circulating out in the world today.
[00:37:40]  And because of that scarcity and people are hoarding dollars, that's what creates the value in the dollar.
[00:37:47]  And when the value of the dollar goes up, prices of everything go down.
[00:37:53]  Always remember that.
[00:37:55]  When the value of the dollar goes up, the prices of everything goes down.
[00:38:00]  The only thing that doesn't go down during a dollar rally are those things that are really, really valuable to the market.
[00:38:08]  And who dictates what's valuable?
[00:38:10]  Well, none other than the market itself.
[00:38:12]  All right?
[00:38:13]  Because, hey, money talks, baby.
[00:38:15]  You understand what I'm saying?
[00:38:17]  Money talks.
[00:38:20]  Woo!
[00:38:22]  Anyway, somebody just said, hey, thanks for the play-by-play on the markets.
[00:38:25]  Learn more in 15 minutes than years of trading shows and TV and books.
[00:38:30]  Hey, I know what I'm saying, baby.
[00:38:32]  Nobody tells anybody how to be a capitalist.
[00:38:35]  As a matter of fact, it is against the vested interests of the government-run, the government-funded and run public education system.
[00:38:43]  It is against their interest to teach you how to be capitalist.
[00:38:47]  I mean, don't you understand that?
[00:38:48]  The whole idea of public education is a goddamn scam.
[00:38:52]  It's a damn scam.
[00:38:54]  And I think the sooner people understand that, the better.
[00:38:58]  Because I'm telling you this right now, folks, okay?
[00:39:01]  What vested interest does a public bureaucrat have that is a part of the public education system to create you a success, to create you as a capitalist?
[00:39:11]  What's the vested interest?
[00:39:12]  There is none.
[00:39:13]  That means that there's going to be less and less people dependent on the system of public education.
[00:39:21]  And as a result, that's going to jeopardize their jobs, going to jeopardize the integrity of the institution, going to jeopardize their funding.
[00:39:31]  So that's why I'm telling you, folks, it is against their interest to make you capitalist.
[00:39:36]  On the contrary, it is in their interest to institutionalize you as a student of the public education system.
[00:39:46]  Think about it.
[00:39:48]  It's no different than prison.
[00:39:50]  Have you ever seen a prisoner who has been locked up for 10 years and literally wants to get out, can't wait to see their freedom, they're free on the streets, and they realize that they've been institutionalized and they don't know what the hell to do.
[00:40:05]  They don't know how to take care of themselves.
[00:40:07]  They don't know how to get a job.
[00:40:09]  They just, at some point, they break down and just want to go back to prison because it's an easier life.
[00:40:15]  They've grown accustomed to it.
[00:40:17]  They've been institutionalized.
[00:40:19]  That's what these people are doing to our children in public education systems.
[00:40:25]  All right?
[00:40:25]  They are institutionalizing our children to be nothing more than dependence on government systems.
[00:40:32]  Do you understand that?
[00:40:34]  That's what our public education system does.
[00:40:37]  All right?
[00:40:38]  It institutionalizes our children to be dependent on systems.
[00:40:43]  And what systems, you may ask?
[00:40:45]  Well, how about the juvenile delinquent system?
[00:40:49]  How about the justice system?
[00:40:51]  How about the child support system?
[00:40:55]  How about the welfare system?
[00:40:58]  How about the food stamp system?
[00:41:01]  How about the Social Security system?
[00:41:03]  I mean, do you understand?
[00:41:06]  Listen to what I'm telling you, man.
[00:41:08]  Public education is bad for our children.
[00:41:10]  It is institutionalizing our children like prisoners.
[00:41:15]  It's a prison.
[00:41:17]  That's what public education systems are, folks.
[00:41:20]  It's a prison.
[00:41:21]  I mean, take a look at the cafeteria at your goddamn local middle school, high school, doesn't really matter.
[00:41:28]  And take a look at all the segmented populations.
[00:41:31]  The blacks are with the blacks.
[00:41:33]  The Mexicans are with the Mexicans.
[00:41:35]  The preppies are with the preppies.
[00:41:37]  The jocks are with the jocks.
[00:41:38]  The dikes are with the dykes.
[00:41:41]  You understand that?
[00:41:43]  I mean, it's prison, man.
[00:41:44]  It's freaking prison.
[00:41:48]  Do you understand that?
[00:41:49]  It's prison.
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[00:41:54]  But change has never been this powerful.
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[00:42:09]  It's no wonder why millennials at this point in time are freaking stupid and imbecilic and are begging for their own serfdom.
[00:42:20]  Do you get it now?
[00:42:21]  They're begging for their own serfdom now.
[00:42:28]  Jesus Christ, you might as well have not even sent these stupid imbeciles to school, man.
[00:42:32]  That would have been smarter.
[00:42:34]  And for you people that are going to be like, oh, well, go and if you can't send people to school, how are they going to learn?
[00:42:40]  Hey, assholes.
[00:42:42]  How did our forefathers learn when they settled out here and were a bunch of agricultural farmers that were in rural areas with no formal public education system?
[00:42:54]  And yet, and yet, even the most rural mountain man understood how to read, understood how to write, understood how to articulate himself, understood about politics, understood about his economic situation.
[00:43:10]  And if you were going to tell me that they didn't, I beg to differ because that's why we won the revolution, assholes.
[00:43:18]  And that's why I'm telling you, you people that sit here and try to make the case for public education, public education didn't help the revolution.
[00:43:27]  No, there was no formal education during the revolution, for Christ's sake.
[00:43:34]  I mean, even the most simplistic mountain man out there during the revolution understood how to read.
[00:43:39]  Why do you think the press, why do you think the freedom of the quote press is a part of the First Amendment?
[00:43:46]  The press is what influenced the population of the colonies itself.
[00:43:53]  Because remember, folks, the revolutionaries of the American Revolution were nothing more than 2 or 3% of the population.
[00:44:02]  How were they able to influence the other 97% of the population?
[00:44:09]  The press.
[00:44:11]  Now, how the hell did they influence them through the press?
[00:44:13]  Well, they had to know how to read, didn't they?
[00:44:16]  They had to know how to read.
[00:44:19]  And lo and behold, look at what happened.
[00:44:21]  Look at what happened.
[00:44:22]  The freaking revolution happened, for Christ's sake.
[00:44:25]  That's what happened.
[00:44:28]  I mean, you know, look, I got people on Twitter saying, oh, Ghost, you don't know what you're talking about.
[00:44:32]  Oh, my God.
[00:44:37]  Hey, look at our graduate class.
[00:44:39]  All right, look at our graduating classes in high school.
[00:44:42]  Look at the graduating classes in college.
[00:44:45]  And yet, we have all this education, right?
[00:44:49]  I mean, you have to understand, the amount of bachelor's and master's and doctorate degrees are like five times what they were like in 1990.
[00:45:02]  All right?
[00:45:03]  I'm serious.
[00:45:03]  I mean, we got five times the amount of freaking degrees that there were back in 1990.
[00:45:09]  We got all this education in America, and yet we're stupid as a son of a bitch.
[00:45:15]  And now, can somebody explain that one?
[00:45:17]  I mean, explain that to me.
[00:45:19]  I mean, you got all this education all over the place.
[00:45:22]  All right?
[00:45:23]  You got all these.
[00:45:24]  Oh, I have a bachelor's.
[00:45:27]  Oh, I have a master's.
[00:45:29]  Oh, I have a doctorate.
[00:45:31]  You got five times, probably plus, degrees circulating out here in America today.
[00:45:38]  Why exactly are we more and more stupid, ignorant, pathetic?
[00:45:44]  I mean, all you've got to do is just YouTube some of these man on the street interviews.
[00:45:49]  All right?
[00:45:50]  I mean, just Google up some of these man on the street interviews.
[00:45:53]  They don't even know who the goddamn vice president is.
[00:45:56]  You understand that?
[00:45:57]  They don't even know when the damn American Revolution was, for Christ's sake.
[00:46:00]  They don't even know when the damn Constitution was signed.
[00:46:03]  You understand that some of these people don't even know what the goddamn Constitution is.
[00:46:08]  I mean, this is what I'm talking about, man.
[00:46:13]  Now, people on Twitter, well, what are you recommending, Ghost?
[00:46:16]  So you want everybody just to drop out?
[00:46:17]  No, you know what I want?
[00:46:19]  I want the complete and total privatization of education.
[00:46:24]  That's right!
[00:46:25]  I want the complete and total privatization of education.
[00:46:32]  Because if we give schools an incentive to provide a good product which would be good, smart students and productive members of society, then there would be some reason for a teacher to want their students to be millionaires.
[00:46:49]  There would be a vested interest to want their student to be productive citizens, members, doctors, engineers, lawyers, so on and so forth.
[00:47:00]  The complete and total goddamn privatization of education.
[00:47:07]  I mean, what?
[00:47:08]  I mean, I don't understand why aren't we encouraging the badass teachers.
[00:47:14]  I hate to say, like myself, you know, I mean, I think I've taught more people on the internet, and I haven't even seen anybody.
[00:47:22]  I'm just talking over an internet, and I've taught more people over the internet than probably 20 years' worth of 100 teachers.
[00:47:31]  All right?
[00:47:32]  20 years' worth of 100 public education school teachers.
[00:47:36]  All right?
[00:47:37]  And you want to know why?
[00:47:39]  Because I understand how the brain absorbs information.
[00:47:44]  All right?
[00:47:45]  A lot of these people, especially in today's dumbed-down America, thanks to our public education system, our freaking populace has to be entertained in order to learn a goddamn thing.
[00:47:59]  You understand that?
[00:48:00]  They have to be entertained to learn anything for Christ's sake, man.
[00:48:04]  And look what I'm doing.
[00:48:05]  I'm creating capitalists out here.
[00:48:07]  All right?
[00:48:09]  I'm creating capitalists.
[00:48:10]  I mean, look in the morning.
[00:48:11]  Look at all the people that are making money in the morning, listening to yours truly.
[00:48:14]  Look at all the people that are realizing, oh, my God, ghost, I didn't realize how easy it is to make this money.
[00:48:20]  I can't believe it.
[00:48:21]  Of course you can't because no one taught you.
[00:48:24]  Because the public education system doesn't care about you.
[00:48:28]  It doesn't care about your family.
[00:48:30]  It doesn't care about your well-being.
[00:48:31]  It doesn't even care if you're fucking reading.
[00:48:33]  Excuse my French.
[00:48:34]  It doesn't even care if you know how to read.
[00:48:39]  Jesus Christ.
[00:48:42]  Makes me sick, you stick.
[00:48:44]  And then you people that defend public education, you know, you people are a danger to society as far as I'm concerned, you son of a bitches.
[00:48:51]  All right?
[00:48:52]  I mean, why can't we have teachers being paid?
[00:48:56]  I'm talking like teachers that can teach large quantities of people.
[00:49:00]  Why can't we have these people being paid the price of football players and basketball players and so on and so forth?
[00:49:08]  Well, why is that?
[00:49:09]  You know that in the public education system today, folks, you could be a badass teacher.
[00:49:15]  You can have every kid in your class be a smart, articulate individual, have them pass any test, have them, you know, whatever.
[00:49:25]  And you know what?
[00:49:26]  You're not going to get any pay raise.
[00:49:28]  You're not going to get any bonus.
[00:49:30]  As a matter of fact, you're going to get the same raise as the teacher that doesn't even give a crap, as the teacher who stumbles in hungover from the previous night a happy hour.
[00:49:40]  All right?
[00:49:41]  I'm serious.
[00:49:42]  That's why our public education system sucks.
[00:49:45]  All right?
[00:49:46]  I mean, the badass teachers, the ones that actually care, the ones that actually want to go out and teach people something for Christ's sake, they get the same pay raise as the dumbass who could care less about these kids and stumble in and probably are looking at these kids with devious and sick intentions.
[00:50:07]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:50:10]  So that's all I'm saying.
[00:50:11]  We need to completely privatize education.
[00:50:14]  And I guarantee you, the educator would be respected again.
[00:50:18]  The teacher would be respected again.
[00:50:22]  I mean, I remember a time, folks, and look, I grew up along, I don't want to tell you how long I grew up.
[00:50:27]  I grew up in a time when the community would actually consider what an educator had to say is a very important resource of information.
[00:50:40]  I mean, they would go up to, I mean, I'm serious.
[00:50:43]  They were respected.
[00:50:44]  Look at the freaking education system now.
[00:50:46]  You've got women banging 13-year-olds now.
[00:50:49]  You've got 25-year-old teachers banging 13-year-olds.
[00:50:52]  You've got perverts screwing their teeth.

=== Twitter Shout Outs Segment (11:01) ===

[00:50:59]  And yet you're going to have all these people that are going to claim that public education is a great system.
[00:51:06]  And anybody who claims that public education is a great system, they're probably a bureaucrat.
[00:51:11]  They're probably their mothers or somebody.
[00:51:14]  And look, let me tell you, if you have a mother or a father or somebody in the education system and they're trying to hop on their sat soapboxes claiming that they're such a valiant educator, that's a bunch of crap.
[00:51:29]  All right?
[00:51:31]  Because the proof is in the product.
[00:51:33]  And the product is the goddamn student.
[00:51:36]  And the students suck.
[00:51:38]  I'm sorry.
[00:51:39]  If you happen to be a young person in this American society, you young people are the dumbest crop of young people I have ever seen in my entire life.
[00:51:49]  I'm sorry.
[00:51:50]  I'm not trying to be insulting.
[00:51:51]  I'm being very, very serious.
[00:51:54]  I'm being very serious.
[00:51:56]  You young people are the biggest crop of morons I have ever seen in my entire life.
[00:52:03]  And I've been here a good amount of years, boy.
[00:52:05]  I've been here a good amount of years.
[00:52:09]  But I'm telling you this right now.
[00:52:12]  This whole, I don't know, millennials.
[00:52:15]  Is that what you want to call yourselves?
[00:52:16]  Millennials, for Christ's sake?
[00:52:18]  I mean, what a condescending vernacular to use in reference to a group of people that, for lack of a better term, are imbecilic, to say the least.
[00:52:30]  I'm sorry.
[00:52:32]  I'm sorry.
[00:52:37]  I'm sorry, man.
[00:52:38]  I'm serious, for Christ's sake.
[00:52:41]  Jesus Christ.
[00:52:45]  Anyway, folks, let's go ahead and move.
[00:52:50]  I was going to get through the markets, but you know what?
[00:52:52]  It's Baller Friday.
[00:52:54]  I've been giving away money this week.
[00:52:56]  If you didn't capitalize on those stock plays, that's your effing problem, all right?
[00:53:00]  All right.
[00:53:02]  I mean, look, I'm sitting over here.
[00:53:03]  I'm shooting burls to you people.
[00:53:06]  I'm shooting burls to you people, and yet you're going to sit there.
[00:53:10]  I know, ghost.
[00:53:11]  No, I'm not going to do it because I'd rather sit back and wax my carrot.
[00:53:18]  Jesus Christ, man.
[00:53:20]  Anyway, look, let's get to some Twitter shout-outs here, all right?
[00:53:23]  Let's get to some Twitter shout-outs.
[00:53:26]  All right, here we go.
[00:53:27]  And for you folks that want a Twitter shout-out here, all you've got to do is retweet the first tweet on my Twitter account at PoliticsGhost.
[00:53:35]  All one word, no underscores, PoliticsGhost, and retweet the tweet that states True Capitalist Radio Live.
[00:53:45]  True Capitalist Radio Live, and I'll give you a Twitter shout-out live right here on the broadcast, right here and now.
[00:53:52]  That's why we call this Twitter shout-outs.
[00:53:54]  Do we got any Twitter shout-outs to be had, Engineer?
[00:54:01]  All right, well, let's go ahead and get to some Twitter shout-outs right now.
[00:54:06]  All right, who do we got here?
[00:54:07]  We got Espresso Reborn.
[00:54:10]  We got the Green Leader in the house.
[00:54:12]  What's going on, DeSupa?
[00:54:13]  How you doing?
[00:54:14]  The Lost Brony.
[00:54:16]  Oh, there we go.
[00:54:17]  That's fresh.
[00:54:18]  Artron Havoc in the house.
[00:54:20]  The Smiler.
[00:54:21]  How you doing, The Smiler?
[00:54:22]  Canuck Capitalist in the place.
[00:54:25]  Who else do we got?
[00:54:25]  We got Feral Capitalist.
[00:54:27]  How you doing, man?
[00:54:28]  We got MHack.
[00:54:31]  How you doing, MHack?
[00:54:33]  Who else do we got?
[00:54:34]  We got Sergeant Yoda in the place.
[00:54:36]  Mostly Hamless.
[00:54:38]  What the hell does that mean?
[00:54:40]  What the hell does that mean, for Christ's sake?
[00:54:42]  We got Christopher Smith in the house.
[00:54:43]  How you doing?
[00:54:44]  Omni Raider in the place.
[00:54:46]  What's going on?
[00:54:48]  Ghost is irrelevant.
[00:54:49]  Yeah, right.
[00:54:49]  That's why you're listening in there, Jagoff.
[00:54:52]  We got, who else is that?
[00:54:54]  We got Swabian Capitalist in the place.
[00:54:57]  Who else do we got?
[00:54:58]  I'm not saying that disgusting name for Christ's sake.
[00:55:01]  Stop it.
[00:55:01]  Stop trying to ruin my Baller Friday, boy.
[00:55:05]  I mean, we're under a cyber attack.
[00:55:08]  We're under a cyber attack.
[00:55:10]  It's cyber warfare, for Christ's sake.
[00:55:12]  Don't ruin my Baller Friday.
[00:55:17]  We got Mark Montag in the house.
[00:55:19]  How are you doing, man?
[00:55:19]  Good to see you.
[00:55:21]  Fidget my midget.
[00:55:23]  Oh, Christ.
[00:55:23]  What's going on to ProHunky?
[00:55:26]  We got the Brony Network in the house.
[00:55:28]  Who else do we got here?
[00:55:30]  We got, we fought a shark.
[00:55:31]  What the hell does that mean?
[00:55:33]  Deplorable Spider-Man.
[00:55:36]  Jesus Christ.
[00:55:38]  Tweeley's sick burn.
[00:55:41]  What the hell does that mean?
[00:55:43]  Julian first Albane.
[00:55:45]  No, shut up.
[00:55:47]  Stupid.
[00:55:48]  Shut up.
[00:55:52]  Shut up.
[00:55:56]  Julian first Albinaga.
[00:55:58]  Shut up.
[00:56:00]  That's not funny, man.
[00:56:03]  That's not funny.
[00:56:08]  It's not funny, man.
[00:56:09]  Give me the mic.
[00:56:15]  Jesus Christ.
[00:56:16]  We got strictly diesel in the house.
[00:56:19]  Jesus Christ.
[00:56:20]  Who else do we got?
[00:56:21]  We've got Shrek Dorsey.
[00:56:23]  The hell does that mean?
[00:56:24]  We got Trump and Capitalist.
[00:56:27]  What's going on to Trump and Cash?
[00:56:28]  We got Karaskin in the house.
[00:56:30]  They doing Karaskin.
[00:56:33]  Who else do we have here?
[00:56:34]  I can see you idiots are trying to turn this into a screwed up Baller Friday.
[00:56:38]  And look, man, we're under attack here.
[00:56:41]  I wish you people had a little bit more appreciation for that.
[00:56:44]  All right?
[00:56:46]  I wish you had a little bit more appreciation for that, boy.
[00:56:51]  We got Pennsylvania for Ghost.
[00:56:56]  Who else do we got here?
[00:56:57]  We got Jesus Christ, man.
[00:57:00]  I'm not saying anything.
[00:57:01]  What's going on to the Norwegian capitalist?
[00:57:04]  Cyber attacks for TCR.
[00:57:06]  Shut up, you shut up.
[00:57:08]  Shut up.
[00:57:10]  Shut up.
[00:57:22]  Don't even kid around about that, man.
[00:57:27]  Don't even kid around about it, boy.
[00:57:32]  Jesus Christ.
[00:57:33]  Give me the mic.
[00:57:36]  Give me the goddamn mic.
[00:57:41]  Jesus Christ, man.
[00:57:44]  We got Venison in the house.
[00:57:45]  What's going on?
[00:57:45]  Venison of Fear.
[00:57:46]  He's in the house.
[00:57:47]  We got Godzilla.
[00:57:49]  Jesus Christ, man.
[00:57:51]  I mean, Salvador Casablanca.
[00:57:55]  How you doing, man?
[00:57:55]  We got Raiden Snake.
[00:57:57]  How you doing?
[00:57:58]  How you doing, man?
[00:58:01]  I'm not saying that for Christ's sake.
[00:58:06]  These sick-ass names, man.
[00:58:10]  I cock ghost gun.
[00:58:15]  I should have never said that story to you little perverts.
[00:58:18]  I knew I should have never told you that story.
[00:58:20]  But you see, you know, when you have a little talk radio show, you think you can share a few things, but no!
[00:58:26]  But no!
[00:58:29]  We got King Ed Undead.
[00:58:32]  What's going on to King Ed Undead?
[00:58:33]  We got Pamper Police for Ghost.
[00:58:36]  Shut up.
[00:58:38]  All right, just shut up.
[00:58:40]  NRJ Commando, how you doing, man?
[00:58:43]  We got Jonathan in the house.
[00:58:44]  How you doing, man?
[00:58:46]  Who else do we have going on over here for Christ's sake?
[00:58:48]  Once again, retweet the first tweet on my Twitter account if you want a Twitter shout-out live right here on the broadcast.
[00:58:54]  And the tweet to retweet is True Capitalist Radio Live.
[00:58:59]  If you can still hear me, I mean, we are under a major cyber attack, so we shall see what's going on here.
[00:59:05]  I'm telling you, man.
[00:59:07]  And this is right after Barack Obama and Joel Biden, Barack Obama and Joe Biden decided that they were going to warn against a supposed cyber attack on Russia.
[00:59:19]  Y'all remember this?
[00:59:21]  They threatened Russia with a cyber attack, and now we got this horse crap going on.
[00:59:27]  Yeah, thanks a lot, Biden.
[00:59:29]  Thanks a lot, freaking Obama, you milky-licking pieces of nipple-clamp-loving butt-plug-up-yes-looking bureaucratic pieces of fruit boy, bathhouse patronizing piece of trash.
[00:59:40]  Jesus Christ, man.
[00:59:44]  We've got NG Walkout on Ghost.
[00:59:47]  Shut up, man.
[00:59:48]  Look, shut your face.
[00:59:50]  Stop antagonizing the engineer.
[00:59:52]  Stop it, man.
[00:59:53]  I'm serious.
[00:59:56]  Man, I don't know why y'all keep doing that.
[00:59:58]  Seriously, man, it's starting to piss me off.
[01:00:00]  Stop it already, man.
[01:00:05]  Anyway, we got anarcho-capitalists in the house, John S.K. in the place.
[01:00:09]  We got Silent Capitalist.
[01:00:11]  What's going on?
[01:00:13]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[01:00:15]  We are now in the second hour of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
[01:00:20]  And, of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
[01:00:25]  And once again, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me, all right?
[01:00:31]  Jesus Christ, man.
[01:00:35]  If you haven't already done so, please bookmark the official website of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
[01:00:40]  It is blogtalkradio.com slash ghost.
[01:00:45]  That's blogtalkradio.com/slash ghost.
[01:00:49]  Every one of my episodes is there to download absolutely free.
[01:00:54]  So if you ever miss a download or you ever miss a show, you can download the podcast, blogtalkradio.com slash ghost.
[01:01:02]  What's going on to KGB agent Al Kyle?
[01:01:05]  How you doing, man?
[01:01:06]  I appreciate the retweets.
[01:01:08]  How you doing?
[01:01:10]  We got Argon Capitalist.
[01:01:12]  We got CD Weedies in the place.
[01:01:14]  What's going on to the MySpace Mexican?
[01:01:17]  How you doing?
[01:01:18]  Who else do we got?
[01:01:18]  We got Blood Fart now.
[01:01:20]  What's going on?
[01:01:20]  A Blood Fart.
[01:01:22]  We've got Putin Newts America.
[01:01:25]  Putin nukes America.
[01:01:27]  Shut up, man.
[01:01:28]  Don't kid around.
[01:01:29]  Why would you even be kidding around about that crap?
[01:01:32]  We're on the brink of nuclear war, and you people are kidding around about this crap.
[01:01:38]  Good God, man.
[01:01:40]  Stoning for Roger Stone, asshole.
[01:01:44]  Don't even go there.
[01:01:45]  I'm serious right now.
[01:01:46]  I mean, that's my associate over there.
[01:01:48]  Do not talk garbage about Roger Stone, all right?
[01:01:52]  That's a political genius right there, old Roger Stone.
[01:01:55]  You understand that, boy?
[01:01:57]  You understand it?
[01:01:59]  All right, I'm taking a few more of these.

=== Parents As Wood Chipper (07:08) ===

[01:02:01]  I'm moving on with the show because it's starting to get stupid here.
[01:02:04]  All right?
[01:02:05]  This is starting to get stupid.
[01:02:08]  I mean, I'm sitting over here.
[01:02:09]  I'm shooting pearls to you people.
[01:02:10]  I'm giving you people free money with these stock picks for Christ's sake.
[01:02:14]  This is the kind of thanks that I get, man.
[01:02:16]  This is the kind of goddamn stupid son of a bitch and thanks that I get, man.
[01:02:22]  Jesus Christ, man.
[01:02:24]  I mean, I deserve more respect, man.
[01:02:29]  I mean, I'm a capitalist.
[01:02:33]  And I deserve the respect accorded that goddamn title.
[01:02:41]  You know something?
[01:02:44]  You know, we were just talking about the public education system.
[01:02:49]  The public education system and how it's produced.
[01:02:53]  Nothing but a bunch of dumb idiot children.
[01:02:56]  Ignorant, stupid, unskilled, can't communicate, pathetic, antisocial.
[01:03:05]  I was just talking about the public education's influence in that.
[01:03:11]  I mean, look at the so-called millennials.
[01:03:14]  They're stupid, man.
[01:03:17]  They're stupid.
[01:03:20]  And let me tell you, each and every one of you, millennials, you know what you need to do.
[01:03:26]  Instead of sitting there with your hand out, instead of sitting there pissing and moaning and crying, instead of dwelling in mommy and daddy's basement, instead of wasting your life and wasting your time in a freaking stupid video game, instead of wasting your life and wasting your time waxing your carrot to a freaking cartoon fetish.
[01:03:46]  You need to start recognizing and realize it that you have been had.
[01:03:54]  You have been hoodwinked by the baby boomers, by your parents, by the education system.
[01:04:02]  But you see, they dumbed you down so bad that you can't even recognize that.
[01:04:07]  You can't even cognitively understand that you have been sold out.
[01:04:14]  You have been sold out by your parents.
[01:04:16]  You've been sold out by the baby boomers.
[01:04:18]  You've been sold out by the government.
[01:04:21]  Don't you understand that?
[01:04:25]  My God, you people, you just don't understand it.
[01:04:28]  It doesn't get through your head, does it?
[01:04:30]  It doesn't get through your stupid, dumbass, imbecilic heads.
[01:04:34]  So I'm going to do this one last time because obviously, obviously, it takes this.
[01:04:39]  It takes drastic measures.
[01:04:41]  It takes for me to do something like this for you to have penetrated to your goddamn head that you millennials have been had, hoodwinked, and sold out by your parents.
[01:04:54]  By your parents, by the educators, by everything.
[01:05:03]  Jesus Christ.
[01:05:06]  Engineer.
[01:05:10]  Throw on the wood chipper.
[01:05:13]  Throw on that wood chipper.
[01:05:15]  And for you people listening right now, this is an audio effigy.
[01:05:23]  An audio effigy of your parents.
[01:05:27]  Of the baby boomers.
[01:05:30]  Of the educators.
[01:05:32]  Throwing each and every one of you.
[01:05:34]  You millennials.
[01:05:36]  You young people.
[01:05:38]  They have thrown you into a wood chipper.
[01:05:42]  They have thrown you into the wood chipper.
[01:05:45]  And what I'm about to play you is an audio effigy.
[01:05:51]  An audio effigy of the baby boomers.
[01:05:56]  Freaking idiots, man.
[01:05:58]  It hurts that these millennials are so stupid.
[01:06:02]  They're dumb.
[01:06:02]  They don't even know they're being destroyed.
[01:06:05]  They don't even know they're being sold out by their parents.
[01:06:07]  They don't even know they're being sold out by the baby boomers.
[01:06:10]  They don't even know they're being sold out by the government.
[01:06:12]  It hurts.
[01:06:13]  It hurts.
[01:06:17]  Give me my drink, man.
[01:06:18]  I like Drake.
[01:06:30]  What you're about to listen to, you son of a bitch, is an audio effigy of you, of you being thrown in the wood chipper.
[01:06:40]  It's of you.
[01:06:42]  It's of you being thrown in the wood chipper.
[01:06:50]  Son of a bitch.
[01:06:52]  Throw on the wood chipper, engineer.
[01:06:54]  God damn it.
[01:06:55]  Going on.
[01:06:57]  This is an audio effigy of you being thrown into the wood chipper by your parents by the education system.
[01:07:06]  I'm the wood chipper.
[01:07:20]  All right, now start throwing the children in the wood chipper.
[01:07:24]  What a bad day.
[01:07:43]  There we go.
[01:07:46]  Your parents did this.
[01:07:50]  Your parents did this to you.
[01:08:00]  Your parents did this.
[01:08:12]  Your parents did this.
[01:08:27]  All right, turn it up.
[01:08:37]  Your parents did this.
[01:08:38]  Do you understand that?
[01:08:40]  Your parents did this.
[01:08:42]  That was an audio effigy of you, of you being thrown into a damn wood chipper by your parents.
[01:08:51]  By your parents.
[01:08:54]  That's what they did to you.
[01:08:55]  That's what the baby boomers did to you.
[01:08:57]  That's what your parents did to you.
[01:08:59]  That's what the education system did to you.
[01:09:03]  Don't you understand it?
[01:09:06]  Don't you get it?

=== Stressed Man Heart Racing (08:57) ===

[01:09:10]  Don't you get it?
[01:09:13]  Good God, man.
[01:09:17]  Good God.
[01:09:23]  Oh, my God.
[01:09:26]  Oh, my God.
[01:09:27]  Look, I'm sorry, folks.
[01:09:28]  I know that people are freaking out right now.
[01:09:30]  I got people on Twitter saying, what in the hell is that?
[01:09:32]  Look, I'm sorry, folks.
[01:09:35]  I'm sorry.
[01:09:37]  I have to put an audio effigy of these millennials, of these young people, being thrown into the wood chipper, man.
[01:09:48]  And you know what's sad about it?
[01:09:50]  Is that the goddamn public education system has dumbed down these goddamn children so bad that they can't even cognitively understand that they have been sold out.
[01:10:01]  They can't even understand.
[01:10:03]  They can't even interpret it for Christ's sake.
[01:10:07]  Oh, my God.
[01:10:10]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[01:10:11]  My heart's beating like a rabbit, folks.
[01:10:12]  I'm sorry.
[01:10:14]  I'm sorry.
[01:10:14]  My heart's beating like a damn rabbit.
[01:10:21]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[01:10:24]  Anyway, folks, let me calm down.
[01:10:26]  Let me take some deep breaths here.
[01:10:28]  I just want, I'm trying to prove a point.
[01:10:31]  I'm trying to prove a point, and I hope it's getting through your head.
[01:10:35]  I hope it's getting through your head right now, boy.
[01:10:42]  Oh, my God.
[01:10:44]  I got to calm down, folks.
[01:10:45]  Seriously, my head's hurting.
[01:10:47]  My heart's beating like a rabbit, folks.
[01:10:49]  I'm sweating for Christ's sake, man.
[01:10:51]  I'm sweating.
[01:10:52]  I'm freaking swiping for Christ's sake.
[01:10:57]  Jesus Christ, you know, I just wish you people would understand what I'm telling you.
[01:11:02]  I wish you understand.
[01:11:08]  Give me my drink.
[01:11:08]  Give me my drink.
[01:11:19]  Let me calm down here.
[01:11:27]  The sun is warm.
[01:11:31]  The glad...
[01:11:32]  The grass is green.
[01:11:33]  Excuse me.
[01:11:33]  I'm sorry.
[01:11:34]  I'm a little flustered here.
[01:11:35]  I'm sorry.
[01:11:39]  The sun is warm.
[01:11:43]  The grass is green.
[01:11:44]  All right, I'm feeling better.
[01:11:46]  The sun is warm.
[01:11:50]  The grass is green.
[01:11:53]  What the hell is that panda doing there?
[01:11:55]  God damn it!
[01:11:58]  God damn panda!
[01:12:00]  I mean, I'm stressed out, man.
[01:12:05]  I'm a little stressed out, to say the least.
[01:12:07]  I mean, good.
[01:12:09]  I'm just a little stressed out.
[01:12:14]  I'm a little stressed out, man.
[01:12:15]  I'm telling you right now.
[01:12:16]  I'm stressed out.
[01:12:19]  Changing a song can change your whole day.
[01:12:21]  But change has never been this powerful.
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[01:12:36]  Jesus Christ, man.
[01:12:39]  Oh, my God.
[01:12:41]  Damn it.
[01:12:45]  And shut up on Twitter.
[01:12:47]  It's not the damn butter.
[01:12:48]  Shut up.
[01:12:51]  Shut up.
[01:12:51]  It's not the butter.
[01:12:56]  Jesus Christ, man.
[01:13:01]  What a baller Friday this is turning out to be, folks.
[01:13:04]  I did not, I did not anticipate this.
[01:13:08]  I did not anticipate it.
[01:13:13]  But this is it, man.
[01:13:16]  Every damn baller Friday seems to get worse and God damn it!
[01:13:27]  It seems to get worse!
[01:13:33]  I don't know how long I- I'm not crying.
[01:13:44]  Shut up.
[01:13:48]  Shut up.
[01:13:49]  I'm not crying.
[01:13:50]  Shut your face.
[01:13:55]  Oh, God.
[01:14:01]  Oh, my God.
[01:14:03]  Give me the mic.
[01:14:06]  Give me the goddamn mic, man.
[01:14:11]  I'm stressed out, man.
[01:14:12]  I'm serious.
[01:14:12]  I just feel the pressure, man.
[01:14:14]  I can feel it, man.
[01:14:16]  I mean, the election is right around the corner for Christ's sake.
[01:14:20]  World War III is closer than never before for Christ's sake.
[01:14:24]  We've got idiot millennials thinking that life is but a dream for Christ's sake.
[01:14:29]  We've got an idiot, crazy lunatic, probably half kooped out on HIV president in the White House today.
[01:14:41]  Jesus Christ, man.
[01:14:46]  Oh, good God.
[01:14:49]  Give me my drink, man.
[01:14:50]  I can't do it, man.
[01:14:53]  I can't do it.
[01:15:00]  Let me open up the phone line to your folks.
[01:15:02]  I want to hear from you.
[01:15:03]  And look, I'm not really in the mood for any kind of prank calls right now.
[01:15:11]  I'm not in the mood for any kind of garbage.
[01:15:14]  Please don't mess with me.
[01:15:16]  All right?
[01:15:17]  Please don't.
[01:15:17]  Or I'll end the goddamn show.
[01:15:19]  All right?
[01:15:22]  I'll end the goddamn show.
[01:15:24]  I'm not joking.
[01:15:25]  I'll end the goddamn show.
[01:15:28]  You son of a bitch.
[01:15:34]  Oh, my God.
[01:15:35]  My heart.
[01:15:36]  My heart's beating like a rabbit.
[01:15:40]  Oh, my God.
[01:15:41]  Anyway, give me a call right now at 425-390-6146.
[01:15:46]  All right, that's 425-390-6146 is the number to call here.
[01:15:54]  Look, I don't want to hear any prank calls right now.
[01:15:57]  I don't think I can deal with that right now.
[01:15:58]  I'm serious.
[01:15:59]  I can't deal with it.
[01:16:02]  I can't deal with all that pressure.
[01:16:06]  I can't deal with all that stress, for Christ's sake, man.
[01:16:09]  I can already feel psychosemitic symptoms in my heart, right in my heart.
[01:16:17]  Good God.
[01:16:20]  Oh, my God.
[01:16:28]  I'm going to go ahead and take some calls here, man.
[01:16:30]  Let me see who we have.
[01:16:32]  Jesus Christ.
[01:16:33]  Good Lord.
[01:16:36]  I think we got Trump and Capitalists.
[01:16:38]  He may have some 411 on this freaking cyber attack that we're having going on here that's going on on the internet.
[01:16:44]  It's freaking cyber warfare on top of that, for Christ's sake, man.
[01:16:50]  What's going on to Trump and Capitalist, man?
[01:16:53]  How you doing?
[01:16:54]  Good evening, everybody.
[01:16:55]  Good evening, Chasing.
[01:16:56]  Good evening, everybody, listening to the True Capitalist Real broadcast.
[01:16:59]  This is the Trump and Capitalist.
[01:17:00]  How are you doing on this very volatile Friday?
[01:17:04]  A very volatile Friday, to say the least, there, Trumping.
[01:17:07]  I'm telling you, you got Barack Obama and Joe Biden claiming that they were going to provide or the CIA was going to provide some sort of a cyber attack on Russia, and now we've got this.
[01:17:19]  I mean, is Obama getting cocked, or is this the United States basically trying to silence or stifle the flow of information because of the WikiLeaks data dumps?
[01:17:33]  Well, I've been thinking about it.
[01:17:35]  You know, there was an attack first this morning.
[01:17:37]  For those who don't know, there was an attack this morning about 8 or 9 o'clock Eastern Standard Time this morning for the East Coast.
[01:17:46]  Apparently, a network service called DYN, or Dunn, went down three times today.
[01:17:52]  The first time was this morning on the East Coast.
[01:17:54]  The second time was on the West Coast this afternoon.
[01:17:57]  And now we're having reports of attacks of cyber attacks in London, as you stated earlier.
[01:18:03]  And before I get into all of that, I just wanted to state for the record.

=== Social Darwinism Debate (04:27) ===

[01:18:07]  You were talking about millennials just a few moments ago.
[01:18:11]  And I just wanted to state this for the record.
[01:18:14]  This is when you know Darwin was stupid.
[01:18:16]  And the reason I say, you know, this is when Darwin was stupid was because, you know, all these millennials who think everything is cool, you know, everything is fine and everything is beautiful, you know, nothing to worry about.
[01:18:26]  They should be dead.
[01:18:27]  Honestly, they should.
[01:18:29]  The element of what was it called?
[01:18:31]  The evolution and killing off.
[01:18:33]  You know, I don't remember what exactly was called.
[01:18:35]  But, you know, they should be dead.
[01:18:37]  I mean, like, evolution and everything.
[01:18:39]  I mean, the truth.
[01:18:40]  They should be dead.
[01:18:45]  Well, that's a very interesting synopsis there, man.
[01:18:48]  Why don't you enlighten us on this particular conclusion that you've surmised here, man?
[01:18:54]  The conclusion on Darwinism or the conclusion on the DDoS attack?
[01:18:59]  No, the Darwinism situation.
[01:19:01]  I mean, are you talking about social Darwinism?
[01:19:03]  Are you talking about what are you talking about?
[01:19:06]  Well, first and foremost, I wanted to talk about Darwinism, and then I wanted to get to the DDoS attack, if that's fine.
[01:19:11]  Basically.
[01:19:13]  Basically, I don't remember the concept.
[01:19:17]  I remember a biology class very well, but I don't remember the exact name of the concept.
[01:19:21]  But basically, it's like, you know, evolution and, you know, like it's like the survival of the fittest.
[01:19:27]  And those that are not fit are supposed to die off.
[01:19:31]  And basically, this is when you know...
[01:19:32]  Well, let me correct you right there, Trump.
[01:19:35]  And...
[01:19:36]  I do believe in social Darwinism, but Darwin himself didn't even believe in social Darwinism.
[01:19:42]  When he was applying his whole idea of natural selection, he was basing it on the idea of survival of the fittest in the rawest jungle sense.
[01:19:54]  He did not apply it to the social construct or any kind of psychological social construct of humanity.
[01:20:02]  So by you stating that survival of the fittest, you need to be a little bit more articulate and clear in that are you meaning survival of the fittest as it relates to the natural selection of living organisms?
[01:20:17]  Because under the construct of natural selection, under Darwin, he believes that the weaker species are food for the stronger species.
[01:20:27]  And that's based on a biological natural selection.
[01:20:31]  The weaker species get eaten, the stronger species survive.
[01:20:35]  And somehow, through evolution of natural selection, the smaller species that end up being eaten by the bigger species either figure out how to evade being eaten so that they could sustain the continuity of their species, or they're completely eliminated.
[01:20:53]  That is the concept of natural selection.
[01:20:56]  Now, what you're trying to correlate that with is social Darwinism, which Darwin himself was completely against.
[01:21:04]  He's written about it.
[01:21:05]  He even said it in his own works that he is not and his works are not to be applied to social Darwinism.
[01:21:14]  Now, I personally believe in the idea of the philosophy in which Darwin tries to explain natural selection of species and apply that level of philosophy to the psychology and sociality of people.
[01:21:34]  And in that comes the moniker, social Darwinism, in that we, as people who believe in the social Darwinist type of construct, and it's mostly a psychology type of an idea, believe that we as human beings should not have any kind of role in stopping people from killing themselves.
[01:21:56]  I mean, you know, the reason we write tickets for people that wear seatbelts, why?
[01:22:00]  Why are we trying to save people from themselves?
[01:22:03]  You know, I mean, why are we ticketing people that aren't wearing helmets on motorcycles and bikes?
[01:22:09]  You know, I mean, why are we doing this?
[01:22:11]  I don't understand it.
[01:22:12]  I mean, let these people, as long as they're not going to hurt anybody else, all right?
[01:22:17]  I mean, why don't we stop preventing the deaths of people that should otherwise and look, I'm not trying to be cold here, but let's just be honest, would otherwise be wiped off the face of the earth because of their own stupidity and their own lack of cognitive understanding.

=== FBI And Time Warner Attack (14:31) ===

[01:22:35]  I mean, that is, you know, in my personal opinion, that's what I believe.
[01:22:41]  That's what I believe right there.
[01:22:42]  Go ahead, man.
[01:22:43]  Go ahead and continue on your thought there.
[01:22:46]  So anyway, yeah, I agree with what you were saying.
[01:22:49]  And well, I kind of I mostly heard what you were saying because Verizon was cutting in and out for me, you know, government and everything else.
[01:22:55]  Probably they have me on a pit list or whatnot, but you know, you know, whatever.
[01:23:00]  I could hear you very fine, but you know, the internet was coming in and out for me, so I did hear you.
[01:23:04]  But yes, I do agree with you on it.
[01:23:06]  Now, I just wanted to switch topics and get over with the DDoS.
[01:23:09]  And here's my theory on it.
[01:23:10]  I've been looking at it from many angles.
[01:23:13]  And I could understand where you're coming from with the USA theory.
[01:23:19]  And in my honest opinion, here's what's happening, in my honest opinion.
[01:23:22]  Would you like to like me to run it down for you?
[01:23:25]  Do you want me to just get straight to the point?
[01:23:28]  Get straight to the point, man.
[01:23:29]  Everybody wants to hear what's going on, you know?
[01:23:32]  Well, here's my opinion, and here's what I think is going on.
[01:23:36]  In my honest opinion, I believe that WikiLeaks, and it's a pretty out there theory, so it might sound a little crazy, but I believe that Wikileaks is teaming up with other hacktist groups to cause DDoS disruptions for major sites in order to say, hey, listen, we know what you're doing.
[01:23:52]  We know what your plans are, United States government and everybody else.
[01:23:57]  And if you don't stop, we are going to continue doing this, or we are probably going to shut down the Internet until you give Assange's Internet capabilities back, and if you stop blaming us and stop attacking us.
[01:24:07]  That's my theory.
[01:24:10]  I completely disagree.
[01:24:12]  First and foremost, I don't think Anonymous has that type of capability, first and foremost.
[01:24:19]  And by the way, Anonymous is an FBI front.
[01:24:23]  And for you folks that don't understand that at this point, y'all weren't obviously around during the LulSec episode in which Sabu and a whole bunch of other anonymous characters decided to partake in this hack fest, hackathon, whatever you want to call it.
[01:24:42]  Started hacking all kinds of different websites, taking stuff down.
[01:24:47]  Folks, Anonymous is pure FBI.
[01:24:52]  And that's all I got to say about that.
[01:24:54]  I mean, listen, for you people that are going to say, no, it isn't, ghost, anonymous is not FBI.
[01:25:00]  This is not FBI.
[01:25:02]  Oh, yeah?
[01:25:04]  I remember when Sabu turned state's evidence and basically became an informant for the FBI.
[01:25:11]  He was directing DDoS attacks via his Twitter and telling people to download low-orbit ion cannon software that was purposely tagged with a Trojan horse that basically gave everybody's location on everybody who was partaking in the DDoS attacks that were being directed by Sabu, who was being told to direct him by the FBI.
[01:25:41]  And then finally, when it came out that Sabu had turned state's evidence and he was an FBI agent working for the FBI, everybody that was a part of Anonymous was like, oh, screw Sabu.
[01:25:55]  I can't believe this guy.
[01:25:57]  Oh, he's a traitor.
[01:25:58]  That son of a bitch.
[01:26:00]  And these were supposed big anonymous figures that were supposedly chastising Sabu.
[01:26:06]  Well, lo and behold, Sabu, he goes to court.
[01:26:11]  He gets immunity, gets a slap on the wrist, takes down his fellow anonymous brothers, and then starts tweeting slowly but surely.
[01:26:21]  And then all those characters in Anonymous that were hating on Sabu, calling him a rat, calling him this and that, all of a sudden started saying, hey, Sabu, you sure owned the FBI.
[01:26:34]  Yay, Sabu, putting this idiot as assultant on their shoulder.
[01:26:40]  And ever since then, Sabu and a lot of his associates, which were basically very close-knit group of what was any kind of organized anonymous outfit, they are now FBI informants.
[01:26:56]  So for all you people that are out here putting stupid anonymous masks on, and by the way, those stupid guy Fox magazines, all right, this stupid guy Fox magazine, for heaven's sake, or the stupid guy Fox masks, excuse me, the guy Fox masks are owned by Time Warner.
[01:27:17]  They're owned by Time Warner, for heaven's sake, man.
[01:27:23]  So while you all go out there and wear your stupid Time Warner sold anonymous masks and thinking y'all are doing something, you're doing nothing but providing the FBI fodder for whatever the hell they're doing.
[01:27:39]  So I personally believe that they have nothing to do with this DDoS attack.
[01:27:46]  You know what I'm saying?
[01:27:49]  I'm not joking around.
[01:27:51]  They have nothing to do with this.
[01:27:52]  If anything, it's our own government doing it.
[01:27:56]  It's our own government doing this.
[01:27:59]  Because look at this.
[01:28:00]  I mean, they're trying to slow down the free flow of information.
[01:28:04]  I mean, look at how they took down Twitter.
[01:28:06]  Look at how they're taking down these social media sites.
[01:28:09]  They don't want the data that's being dumped by WikiLeaks and other actors in this circle of data curation.
[01:28:20]  They're not allowing the free flow of information to flow freely.
[01:28:27]  I mean, this cyber attack has every markings of an inside job in an attempt to try to prevent people from free-flowing the damn information.
[01:28:38]  I mean, it's that simple, man.
[01:28:40]  You know what I'm saying?
[01:28:42]  It's that simple.
[01:28:45]  And, look, I'm unfortunately – I just logged into the Brony Network chat room here.
[01:28:50]  Some idiot is saying, oh, but Anonymous is forever leaderless.
[01:28:54]  And the group Anonymous is an ideology.
[01:28:56]  Oh, yeah, what the fuck is the ideology?
[01:28:58]  Excuse me.
[01:29:00]  What is the ideology?
[01:29:02]  We do not forgive.
[01:29:04]  We do not forget.
[01:29:05]  Oh, yeah?
[01:29:07]  Well, yeah?
[01:29:08]  Yeah, really?
[01:29:09]  Huh?
[01:29:10]  You don't forgive and don't forget.
[01:29:12]  What happened?
[01:29:14]  Where are you guys, man?
[01:29:15]  I mean, what's your philosophy?
[01:29:18]  You have none.
[01:29:19]  Do you even know how Anonymous was started, for Christ's sake, man?
[01:29:24]  I mean, do you even know how it was started?
[01:29:25]  It was started by some stupid loser, okay, that decided that, I don't know if it was his mammy, his sister.
[01:29:36]  I don't know who the hell it was.
[01:29:38]  I don't care.
[01:29:39]  I don't really care.
[01:29:41]  But he started this anonymous movement because his family member got hooked up with Scientology.
[01:29:49]  And that's literally how Anonymous started.
[01:29:53]  Anonymous started going after Scientology because some asshole on one of these freaking 4chan boards or even E-bombs or one of these stupid dumbass sites decided to make somebody have everybody hit their own personal army.
[01:30:12]  This asshole that had his mammy or his sister or whoever the hell taken by Scientology, they decided that they were going to take everybody on this message board as their own personal army and created this whole stupid, dumbass anonymous garbage.
[01:30:29]  And look, how unoriginal of these bastards that created this crap, I mean, using the V for Vendetta movie.
[01:30:37]  I mean, you know, I mean, give me a f effing break, Anonymous.
[01:30:40]  I mean, give me a break.
[01:30:42]  You're utilizing the Guy Fox movie from V for Vendetta, and every time November comes around, you say the same moniker as the asshole in the movie.
[01:30:51]  I mean, isn't that complete star fucking?
[01:30:54]  I mean, isn't that complete like Hollywood-induced nonsense?
[01:30:58]  You see, this is what I'm telling you.
[01:31:00]  You millennials are so stupid, you don't even know what you're being induced into doing things.
[01:31:06]  I mean, good God, man.
[01:31:10]  I mean, you're stupid.
[01:31:12]  Y'all got induced by a goddamn movie, for Christ's sake.
[01:31:19]  I mean, seriously, you got induced by a movie.
[01:31:22]  You're wearing a freaking mask that's owned by Time Warner.
[01:31:28]  Oh, my God.
[01:31:30]  I'm sorry, man.
[01:31:31]  I'm tired of hearing.
[01:31:33]  Yeah, we're anonymous.
[01:31:35]  We don't forget.
[01:31:37]  don't forget what y'all are doing Y'all are.
[01:31:53]  I mean, I can only imagine how much money you people are making, Time Warner, with the sale of those Guy Fox masks.
[01:31:59]  I'm serious.
[01:32:00]  I'm sure Time Warner is laughing all the way to the bank while you morons are out there.
[01:32:05]  Yeah, we're anonymous, guy.
[01:32:07]  We're anonymous.
[01:32:11]  Oh, geez.
[01:32:12]  I mean, I'm sorry.
[01:32:13]  Look, I'm sorry.
[01:32:14]  All right?
[01:32:17]  I'm sorry.
[01:32:18]  I just had to say it.
[01:32:19]  Somebody had to say it.
[01:32:21]  All right?
[01:32:21]  Somebody had to say it.
[01:32:25]  I'm sorry.
[01:32:26]  I had to say it, man.
[01:32:27]  I'm sorry.
[01:32:28]  Look, I don't like anonymous.
[01:32:29]  I don't like them.
[01:32:30]  I think, look, I think that there are certain people that, like, go to the group because, oh, yeah, we're mysterious.
[01:32:37]  We're leaderless.
[01:32:40]  And some of them may do some kind of, you know, dirt.
[01:32:44]  Maybe they do some kind of hacking.
[01:32:45]  I mean, you're great.
[01:32:46]  I'll give them props.
[01:32:47]  Okay, great.
[01:32:47]  We're proud of you.
[01:32:48]  But, I mean, let's be honest, all right?
[01:32:50]  The whole group itself is ridiculous.
[01:32:53]  I mean, do you understand?
[01:32:54]  It is a Hollywood-induced idea.
[01:32:57]  There's nothing original about the group Anonymous.
[01:33:01]  You idiots have taken control of a movie.
[01:33:04]  I bet you people that are a part of Anonymous jerk off to that ridiculous, stupid movie, which is ridiculous, by the way, all right?
[01:33:12]  Which is ridiculous.
[01:33:16]  Jesus Christ, man.
[01:33:21]  Good God.
[01:33:24]  Oh, somebody just tweeted at me a quote by Moot.
[01:33:30]  A quote by Moot over here, Anonymous was a mistake.
[01:33:34]  Oh, yeah, you kidding me?
[01:33:36]  I mean, it was not only a mistake, it's a travesty to ignorance in America today.
[01:33:41]  It's serious.
[01:33:42]  I mean, it is underscoring the amount of ignorance that there is today.
[01:33:47]  I mean, you could have thought up of any other original name.
[01:33:50]  You could have thought up of anything else.
[01:33:52]  You could have taken any other masks.
[01:33:54]  You know, you could have created your own mask.
[01:33:56]  You'd have done anything.
[01:33:57]  But no, you know what you did?
[01:33:59]  You saw a movie, you jerked off to yourself about it, and you're like, you know what?
[01:34:03]  I think that would be a great idea.
[01:34:06]  My mommy, she went to Scientology.
[01:34:09]  So if I was able to take everybody on 4chan and E-Bomb's world, and I told them that, like, hey, I'm going to use you as my personal army, and I want you to go after Scientology.
[01:34:21]  And then after that, it went from Scientology to, oh, yeah, now we're anonymous, now we're hackers.
[01:34:27]  You know, now we're hackers now.
[01:34:30]  Oh, yeah, now we're hackers.
[01:34:34]  I'm serious, man.
[01:34:36]  I'm not joking around.
[01:34:37]  I mean, look, I know that there's probably some anonymous people out there that are probably doing some decent work.
[01:34:42]  I'm talking about those in the international community.
[01:34:45]  But, man, seriously, y'all got to drop the guy Fox masks, man.
[01:34:48]  Y'all are making money for Time Warner.
[01:34:51]  And I think that, you know, it completely defeats whatever the hell you people think is leaderless and a leaderless movement.
[01:34:59]  What's the movement?
[01:35:01]  I mean, do y'all remember the last time Anonymous organized something?
[01:35:05]  Do y'all remember that?
[01:35:06]  Occupy Wall Street.
[01:35:08]  Y'all remember that crap?
[01:35:10]  Oh, I'm serious, man.
[01:35:17]  I mean, do you understand?
[01:35:18]  That is the supposed movement of Anonymous.
[01:35:24]  And folks, in my opinion, Occupy Wall Street was an embarrassment to America.
[01:35:30]  It is the biggest embarrassment in American history.
[01:35:34]  It underscores the amount of ignorance that is consumed by the American youth today.
[01:35:42]  Every one of those morons that were out there in Occupy Wall Street, every time they threw a freaking microphone in their face, they had no idea what the hell they were talking about.
[01:35:53]  They had no idea why the hell they were out there.
[01:35:57]  They had no idea why in the blue hell they were sitting over here talking all this garbage, occupying the streets.
[01:36:04]  They had no idea.
[01:36:07]  None.
[01:36:11]  But you see, that's anonymous.
[01:36:12]  That's the anonymous y'all are talking about.
[01:36:14]  How the leaderless movement, huh?
[01:36:17]  The leaderless philosophical movement, huh?
[01:36:19]  I mean, give me a break.
[01:36:21]  Occupy Wall Street was an embarrassment to America.
[01:36:24]  And I'm serious.
[01:36:25]  It is a I mean, I'm embarrassed.
[01:36:29]  Every time anybody ever talks about that, I get embarrassed.
[01:36:34]  I'm embarrassed for my country.
[01:36:36]  I'm embarrassed for my people for this Occupy Wall Street garbage.
[01:36:39]  But you see, that was anonymous.
[01:36:43]  That was anonymous.
[01:36:44]  Remember, Anonymous, they were calling out for people, hey, you're my personal army.
[01:36:50]  Come out here and occupy Zakati Park in New York.
[01:36:55]  All right?
[01:36:55]  Come on over here.
[01:36:57]  We're occupying Wall Street.
[01:36:59]  Okay, we're here now.
[01:37:01]  What are we going to do?
[01:37:03]  No, we're just going to sit here and we're going to bang on a drum all day.

=== Seattle WTO Protests (02:59) ===

[01:37:06]  That's what we're going to do.
[01:37:08]  All right?
[01:37:08]  We're just going to bang on a drum all day.
[01:37:13]  Jesus Christ.
[01:37:14]  Somebody's saying, hey, back off of Anonymous.
[01:37:16]  What have they done to you?
[01:37:18]  They've done nothing for anybody.
[01:37:22]  They've done nothing for anybody for Christ's sake, man.
[01:37:26]  I mean, they have made.
[01:37:28]  Look, let me explain something to you.
[01:37:30]  They have made people that are legit, that are actually trying to do something, like the folks from Wikileaks, the people that are behind Goosefer 2.0.
[01:37:40]  You know, I could start naming different groups right now that I don't want to mention because they haven't made themselves public.
[01:37:46]  I could mention so many groups that are actually doing something in order to progress the world, in order to progress society, in order to progress their countries.
[01:37:59]  What in the blue hell has Anonymous done besides nothing?
[01:38:05]  Besides make their own personal army to just rabble rouse for the sake of nothing.
[01:38:11]  They have accomplished absolutely nothing.
[01:38:15]  They've accomplished absolutely nothing.
[01:38:19]  Remember, yeah, somebody said, oh, Anonymous, remember they declared war on ISIS?
[01:38:25]  Yeah, look, how far did that go?
[01:38:27]  Huh?
[01:38:29]  How far did that go, for Christ's sake?
[01:38:34]  Yeah, how far did that go?
[01:38:39]  Jesus Christ.
[01:38:40]  I'm sorry, man.
[01:38:41]  I know people are trying to tweet at me saying that, hey, come on, don't worry.
[01:38:47]  The Anonymous really did something.
[01:38:49]  What about the WTO protests in Seattle?
[01:38:52]  What about the WTO protests in Seattle?
[01:38:54]  That was like in 2000.
[01:38:56]  Like right as 2000 began.
[01:38:58]  So what?
[01:39:01]  So what?
[01:39:02]  It was an anarchic situation on the streets.
[01:39:05]  People got hurt.
[01:39:06]  They used tear gas.
[01:39:07]  What did that accomplish?
[01:39:09]  It accomplishes nothing.
[01:39:13]  It accomplishes nothing.
[01:39:17]  So go ahead.
[01:39:18]  Keep backing up this leaderless group.
[01:39:22]  You know what I mean?
[01:39:26]  Jesus Christ.
[01:39:30]  Anyway, folks, let me continue on here.
[01:39:34]  You know, whoever this moron is that's continuously claiming that they know who I am, this idiot ghost's wife, I mean, if you think that's me, well, then come at me, you son of a bitch.
[01:39:46]  I'm tired of you people thinking, oh, you're Thomas Alvin.
[01:39:50]  Oh, you're John Conquest.
[01:39:52]  Oh, you're that last one?
[01:39:54]  Chomsky?
[01:39:56]  Robert Chomsky, you're Jason DeLeon from the – just shove it!
[01:40:02]  Suck it.
[01:40:03]  Suck it.

=== San Antonio Money Talk (08:32) ===

[01:40:06]  All right?
[01:40:06]  I mean, if you think you know where I am, well, come over here.
[01:40:08]  Come to my house, man, you stupid son of a bitch.
[01:40:11]  You don't, so shut up.
[01:40:15]  Jesus Christ.
[01:40:16]  Let me tell you, I wish somebody would come to my house, man.
[01:40:19]  I mean, let me tell you, if I don't know who you are, you come to my house, I'm shooting you.
[01:40:22]  I'm telling you that right now.
[01:40:23]  I'm not joking around.
[01:40:26]  I'm not kidding around.
[01:40:27]  You come to my house, I don't know who you are, I'm blasting you.
[01:40:29]  And look, I'm not shooting to kill.
[01:40:30]  Remember, I told you, I'll shoot you in the leg first.
[01:40:33]  All right?
[01:40:34]  I'll shoot you in the goddamn leg.
[01:40:39]  All right?
[01:40:40]  And then you're like, oh, I'm sorry, ghost.
[01:40:42]  I didn't mean it.
[01:40:45]  I'll shoot you in the other leg.
[01:40:48]  And then I'll call the cops and tell them to pick up your carcass and tell them to get the hell out of here.
[01:40:53]  You know what I mean?
[01:40:56]  Oh, now I live in Castle Hills.
[01:40:58]  Hey, man, Castle Hills out here in San Antonio.
[01:41:02]  That's now a poor neighborhood, son.
[01:41:04]  All right?
[01:41:04]  That's a poor neighborhood now.
[01:41:06]  All right.
[01:41:07]  I mean, maybe that was once some decent neighborhood back in, like, I don't know.
[01:41:11]  They're pretty old homes.
[01:41:12]  When I checked them, they looked like they were from the 50s.
[01:41:15]  But hell no, man.
[01:41:17]  You know that there's a goddamn homeless shelter or some kind of a halfway house located around that area.
[01:41:23]  I mean, you mean to tell me that I'm going to be moving by some goddamn halfway house or some goddamn homeless shelter?
[01:41:30]  I don't think so, man.
[01:41:31]  All right?
[01:41:34]  I don't think so, baby.
[01:41:36]  I don't think so.
[01:41:37]  I live in a badass exclusive neighborhood out here in San Antonio right now.
[01:41:41]  And, you know, I'm here for another maybe five and a half months.
[01:41:44]  And you know what?
[01:41:45]  I'm going back.
[01:41:46]  All right?
[01:41:48]  I'm going back.
[01:41:49]  I'm going back home.
[01:41:51]  I'm going to go back home.
[01:41:55]  I mean, man, San Hambonio, I'm telling you this right now.
[01:41:59]  What a shocker, man.
[01:42:01]  What a shocker.
[01:42:02]  All right?
[01:42:03]  Seriously, what a shocker.
[01:42:05]  And look, the whole reason why I'm doing this is because I'm making so much money leasing out my joint out there in Austin that it was just too good to refuse, man.
[01:42:16]  I'm serious.
[01:42:16]  I mean, literally, I'm not paying for anything out here in San Hambonio because of all the money that I'm making on leasing my joint out there in Austin, Texas.
[01:42:27]  I'm literally living out here for free and still got money from that freaking rent every month.
[01:42:33]  You know what I'm saying?
[01:42:34]  The problem is, is that there's nothing to do out here.
[01:42:41]  I mean, seriously, there's nothing to do out here.
[01:42:47]  I mean, seriously, I want my money back.
[01:42:53]  Changing a song can change your whole day.
[01:42:55]  But change has never been this powerful.
[01:42:58]  At Nissan's Year of the Trunk and SUV event, we're rolling out our capable new lineup and big savings.
[01:43:03]  Shop your local Nissan store and choose Nissan.com.
[01:43:06]  Offers in soon.
[01:43:10]  I want my money back, San Antonio.
[01:43:12]  As a matter of fact, I'm tweeting that right now at the goddamn San Antonio government, for Christ's sake, all right?
[01:43:18]  I want my money back.
[01:43:20]  All right?
[01:43:21]  Tweet it out, engineer.
[01:43:22]  Tweet it out.
[01:43:23]  I want my money back.
[01:43:26]  I mean, it is boring as hell out here.
[01:43:30]  I'm serious, man.
[01:43:31]  And look, I don't mean to be disrespecting the capitalist army members and the inner circle members that are out here.
[01:43:38]  All right?
[01:43:39]  I mean, I'm sorry about that.
[01:43:40]  All right.
[01:43:40]  I mean, I know that maybe you got a lot of pride, you know, a lot of, you know, you got a lot of pride about this city, okay?
[01:43:48]  I get it.
[01:43:49]  But, man, it is a vast contrast.
[01:43:52]  It is a vast contrast from what I experienced out there at the damn Austin, Texas.
[01:44:01]  I mean, Austin, Texas was great.
[01:44:03]  And look, I'm sorry for even complaining about the didn't do nothings and the goddamn a la snack bars that were trickling in down there for Christ's sake because man, what the hell's going on out here in San Hambonio, man?
[01:44:18]  I'm serious.
[01:44:19]  I want my money back.
[01:44:23]  I want my money back.
[01:44:28]  Jesus Christ.
[01:44:32]  Good Lord.
[01:44:33]  I'm telling you this right now, boy.
[01:44:35]  I'm telling you this right now.
[01:44:36]  I want my money back.
[01:44:38]  And by the way, folks, WikiLeaks has just dropped more emails.
[01:44:43]  All right.
[01:44:44]  So if you are on the internet, they went ahead and dropped some more emails on wikileaks.org from the Clinton campaign.
[01:44:53]  So go ahead and check those out if you happen to have any goddamn time.
[01:44:57]  All right?
[01:45:00]  Anyway, folks, let me move on.
[01:45:02]  Look, I'm sorry.
[01:45:03]  Look, I didn't mean to get off of this whole tirate about Anonymous and all this other crap.
[01:45:09]  Now I'm talking about San Hambonio over here.
[01:45:11]  And the only reason is, because look, it's a Baller Friday, man.
[01:45:14]  I want to go out.
[01:45:14]  I want to party.
[01:45:16]  You know what I mean?
[01:45:17]  I want to go out and party.
[01:45:18]  There's nothing to do out here in San Antonio, man.
[01:45:21]  And look, I've been to some of these joints where there's supposed to be hot action and all this stuff.
[01:45:26]  What a joke.
[01:45:28]  You know, let me tell you, if you were an ugly woman, if you were an ugly woman, or if you're a fatty and you kind of look cute in the face, you could come out to San Antonio and literally have a ball.
[01:45:40]  Literally.
[01:45:41]  I'm serious.
[01:45:42]  I mean, some of these chicks that are out here in San Antonio, all right, I mean, that would be literally like mediocre in Austin, Texas, are like dimes to these people out here in this city.
[01:45:54]  It's unbelievable.
[01:45:55]  I'm not kidding.
[01:45:56]  I'm sorry.
[01:45:58]  I'm not, I'm not serious.
[01:46:00]  I'm not joking.
[01:46:04]  I mean, there's nothing to do out here, man.
[01:46:06]  Literally nothing to do.
[01:46:11]  Jesus Christ, man.
[01:46:15]  Oh, my God.
[01:46:17]  I'm sorry.
[01:46:17]  Look, I know there's people out there that are like, hey, ghost, come on.
[01:46:21]  I mean, San Antonio, there's a lot to do.
[01:46:23]  There's the River Walk.
[01:46:24]  Have you tried the River Walk?
[01:46:26]  Yeah, I've tried the River Walk.
[01:46:27]  Yeah, I like paying $12 for a goddamn pint of freaking regular domestic beer.
[01:46:34]  Yeah, I like paying $20 for a freaking margarita.
[01:46:38]  Yeah, yeah, that's what I like.
[01:46:39]  And look, I don't mind paying that.
[01:46:41]  I don't mind paying that, but everybody's a fat hambone.
[01:46:47]  Everybody's a hambone.
[01:46:53]  Anyway, look, I'm sorry.
[01:46:54]  I didn't mean to get off Keister here.
[01:46:55]  I mean, it's a Baller Friday.
[01:46:56]  You people are pissing me off.
[01:46:58]  So, I mean, this is why I'm kind of going off Keister.
[01:47:00]  All right?
[01:47:02]  Let me go ahead and get some more beer here.
[01:47:08]  More beer, for Christ's sake.
[01:47:12]  More beer.
[01:47:15]  Oh, yeah.
[01:47:19]  Woo!
[01:47:21]  I'm telling you, boy.
[01:47:22]  I'm telling you.
[01:47:27]  Let me tell you something.
[01:47:28]  Look, people are saying, you know, I'm not a hambone asshole.
[01:47:31]  I know you people are sitting here saying, oh, yeah, you fit right in, ghost.
[01:47:35]  You're a hambone.
[01:47:36]  I'm not a freaking hambone.
[01:47:39]  I'm not a hambone.
[01:47:41]  All right.
[01:47:41]  Let me tell you something right now.
[01:47:44]  I literally walk around this town, and literally women are flocking at me at this time.
[01:47:49]  I'm not joking around.
[01:47:51]  I have never had so many women.
[01:47:52]  And look, the women are kind of meh that are coming up to me.
[01:47:55]  I mean, most women in this town are kind of meh.
[01:47:58]  I mean, I don't mean to be judging women on their looks, but, you know, with all due respect, ladies, if you don't look like, you know, whatever is deemed attractive, don't act as if you're a sex pot when coming up to a man.
[01:48:15]  You understand that?
[01:48:17]  Don't try to act like you're Miss Hotass when you're not Miss Hotass.
[01:48:21]  That's all I'm saying.
[01:48:22]  You can literally just come by.
[01:48:26]  You can come by and just try to be conversational and get in that way.
[01:48:31]  Don't try to act like Miss Hotass out of here.
[01:48:37]  Anyway, let's just move on here.

=== Screenshot Evidence Analysis (08:30) ===

[01:48:39]  Let's move on.
[01:48:40]  I want to take some more callers here.
[01:48:42]  All right, 425-390-6146 is the number to call.
[01:48:47]  Let's take some more callers.
[01:48:48]  I think we've got the Teutonic Plague.
[01:48:50]  What's going on, flags?
[01:48:53]  Hey, ghosts.
[01:48:54]  Happy Baller Friday.
[01:48:59]  Happy Baller Friday, my man.
[01:49:01]  How are you doing today?
[01:49:03]  Not too bad, my friend.
[01:49:04]  Not too bad.
[01:49:06]  I couldn't drink because I had to take care of some business, but it's been a decent Bowler Friday for me, nonetheless.
[01:49:12]  Well, that's good.
[01:49:13]  That's good that you're taking care of business.
[01:49:14]  That's good that you're obviously doing what you have to do, doing your responsibilities.
[01:49:20]  And that's always better than throwing those to the wind and getting drunk.
[01:49:26]  Yeah, man.
[01:49:26]  I mean, I like a good drink every now and again, but what I've got more important shit to do, I got more important shit to do.
[01:49:32]  But I didn't come here to discuss my life story.
[01:49:36]  Did you hear the Democratic Party is turning on one Hillary Rodham Clinton?
[01:49:43]  Did you hear about that?
[01:49:44]  They're eating each other on the left, ghost.
[01:49:47]  They're eating each other.
[01:49:50]  Enlighten us.
[01:49:51]  Where exactly did you hear this?
[01:49:53]  Where did you hear this?
[01:49:54]  I saw it on Twitter.
[01:49:57]  Let me go ahead and tweet it to you.
[01:50:00]  Let me type it in.
[01:50:01]  Democrats turn on Hillary.
[01:50:06]  Here we go.
[01:50:07]  Yeah, and enlighten us, like, you know, give us some names.
[01:50:11]  Give us some Democrats.
[01:50:13]  Let's hear it.
[01:50:13]  Let's hear the juice.
[01:50:16]  Well, first I got to find the damn thing.
[01:50:19]  I saw it on Twitter, I swear.
[01:50:22]  Basically, the Democrats are turning on Hillary Clinton because they do not want this woman in office.
[01:50:28]  They know she has dirt on them, but they don't want this woman in office.
[01:50:32]  I mean, I don't know any names.
[01:50:35]  I've been saying that for a long time, that there's an internal struggle.
[01:50:38]  And the only reason that she's still in power, this only reason that she's still there, is because she has everything on the government.
[01:50:45]  I mean, the Clinton Foundation and the tentacles of corruption and criminality extends to pretty much most of the American government.
[01:50:55]  Oh, absolutely.
[01:50:56]  I was discussing yesterday.
[01:50:58]  Remember, we were discussing yesterday how they were both the same party.
[01:51:02]  They were Democrats and Republicans of the same party.
[01:51:04]  It's all about who gets the money, who gets the power.
[01:51:07]  Yay, me, fuck you, eat shit, Croak.
[01:51:11]  Yeah, no kidding, man.
[01:51:13]  Well, anything else you want to discuss there, Teutonic Flag, man?
[01:51:17]  I mean, anything, any thoughts on your mind?
[01:51:20]  Anything that's, you know, it's Baller Friday free format.
[01:51:24]  The floor is yours, sir.
[01:51:26]  Yeah, well, I mean, according to the goddamn New York Times, they're saying, oh, Hillary Clinton's got a 93% chance of winning.
[01:51:41]  So, of course, that's the New York Times.
[01:51:42]  I mean, give me a break.
[01:51:45]  Jesus Christ.
[01:51:46]  I mean, you see the New York Times, and it's, ah, Hillary Clinton, Hillary Clinton, hurrah, hurrah, praise Jesus.
[01:51:53]  And then you look at the electoral map that's being put out of the United States, the Electoral College map, you see all these red states, and you're like, look, New York Times, I don't know where you're getting your information, but I don't think it's entirely correct.
[01:52:15]  Yeah, well, obviously it is in plague.
[01:52:17]  And I'm telling you, they are in the tank for Hillary Rodden Clinton.
[01:52:21]  And you couldn't get any more obvious, man.
[01:52:23]  You couldn't get any more obvious.
[01:52:24]  Anyway, thank you very much there, Teutonic Flag.
[01:52:27]  We're going to continue on on this free format edition of the True Capitalist Radio Show on this Bowler Friday.
[01:52:35]  All right, I think we got Bad Mem X86 on the horn.
[01:52:40]  I think the engineer just handed this to me.
[01:52:42]  Are you there, Bad Mem?
[01:52:44]  Hey, you hear me?
[01:52:46]  How you doing, man?
[01:52:47]  Hello?
[01:52:48]  All right.
[01:52:48]  So I do have some info on the attacks.
[01:52:51]  I did take some screenshots.
[01:52:53]  Earlier when it went out, when Twitter went out earlier, just before, I clicked a link.
[01:52:59]  And I have two of the screenshots at least.
[01:53:01]  Actually, I have all three on my Twitter page.
[01:53:03]  But one of them, it says I had a bad cert, and it said that it was for Bing.com.
[01:53:11]  But some other people got some screenshots where they clicked a link on Twitter and it said it was the wrong encryption certificate.
[01:53:20]  But that one was for something called IC.gov.
[01:53:23]  And on poll, someone figured out that the certificate was from the CIA.
[01:53:31]  So it looks like the CIA is replacing the encryption certificates with something else for whatever reason.
[01:53:39]  Of course they are.
[01:53:41]  I'm glad you brought this up to our attention because I speculated without even doing any research, I speculated that this is the CIA's working.
[01:53:51]  What they are trying to do is trying to do something to halt the free information flow of data.
[01:53:58]  And you bringing this up to our attention just underscores that.
[01:54:02]  What are they saying on poll as it relates to the switching of the certificates?
[01:54:07]  Well, one of the screenshots I saw, I'm about to tweet it at you.
[01:54:13]  It's pretty obvious that it's from the CIA.
[01:54:15]  It even says so.
[01:54:16]  But I also noticed that T.co, whatever The Twitter URL tracking thing created a new cookie on my balder today, so I'll guess they're using that to tr uh track us or something.
[01:54:30]  Wow, really interesting.
[01:54:34]  If you have that screenshot, man, I'll go ahead and retweet it right now once you tweet it out because this is a very interesting development that, oh, man.
[01:54:44]  I mean, I didn't even need to know.
[01:54:47]  I didn't even need to know because, look, these idiots, Joe Biden and Barack Obama, were touting that they were going to have a cyber attack on Russia, and then all of a sudden this happens.
[01:55:02]  All right, let me check out this screenshot.
[01:55:04]  Thank you very much there, Bad Mem.
[01:55:08]  When exactly did you, I'm having a hard time getting the screenshot now.
[01:55:18]  Yeah, no, I think it's boring.
[01:55:22]  Well, here it is.
[01:55:22]  I'm going to retweet it.
[01:55:23]  I think we're having trouble because of the constant attack that's happening here on these backbones.
[01:55:31]  But that's pretty damning evidence, to say the least.
[01:55:34]  No kidding.
[01:55:35]  Take a look at that.
[01:55:38]  So basically, the CIA is, what, trying to track information?
[01:55:46]  That's what it looks like.
[01:55:46]  I think it's trying to get the IPs of people who click certain links.
[01:55:49]  So maybe they want to get the IPs of people who click WikiLeaks leaks or something.
[01:55:55]  Oh, well, no kidding.
[01:55:57]  No kidding.
[01:55:57]  So they are trying to track those that are actually going into the WikiLeaks and potentially trying to find out who is reading this information.
[01:56:05]  I mean, is that what the investigation at poll is suggesting?
[01:56:12]  Yeah.
[01:56:13]  Yeah.
[01:56:15]  Unreal, man.
[01:56:17]  Unfreaking real.
[01:56:18]  Anyway, you got anything else to add, man?
[01:56:21]  Because I'm telling you, this is a hell of a development here.
[01:56:24]  I want to thank you very much for providing it for us.
[01:56:27]  This is very serious business.
[01:56:29]  As I stated at the beginning of the show, I personally believed it was the CIA basically doing this to prevent the free flow of information.
[01:56:37]  Little did I know that they're trying to track people at this point in time that are attempting to get the information and basically curate whatever is found on the WikiLeaks site.
[01:56:52]  So this is very, very interesting, very, very unbelievable development, to say the least.
[01:56:59]  You have any final thoughts, man?
[01:57:01]  Nothing related to the cyber attack, but I would like to hear what you had to say about dressing like a capitalist.

=== Suit Cuff And Tie Rules (03:37) ===

[01:57:10]  Oh, yeah, dressing like a capitalist.
[01:57:12]  Sure, I'll go ahead and go into that.
[01:57:14]  People, I guess, people were asking me the other day, you know, hey, how do you dress like a capitalist ghost?
[01:57:20]  All right.
[01:57:22]  I'm serious.
[01:57:25]  How do you dress like a capitalist ghost?
[01:57:27]  And look, the bottom line is this.
[01:57:31]  It depends on what kind of event you're going to.
[01:57:35]  Now, if you're going to go to do something formal and you're going to wear a sports jacket with a tie, you know, with some slacks, always remember, all right?
[01:57:47]  Always remember that when you want to put on a sports jacket, you want it to go with the color of pants.
[01:57:54]  All right.
[01:57:55]  I mean, you want to make sure that the colors do contrast very, very well.
[01:58:00]  Next thing you want to do is that if you wear a jacket, a sports jacket or a suit, you want to make sure that you have a light.
[01:58:09]  If you have a light shirt under that suit, you want to wear a dark tie.
[01:58:15]  If you have a dark shirt under that sports jacket or suit, you want to wear a light tie.
[01:58:23]  You understand?
[01:58:26]  Now, of course, there are some people that are able to pull off like the same color shirt tie, but they have to contrast as well.
[01:58:33]  Another thing, you want to make sure that you know the different cuts of slacks.
[01:58:38]  All right.
[01:58:39]  Now, the slack, what it's supposed to do is supposed to wear on you very, very nice.
[01:58:44]  And there's supposed to be a slight break in the slack if it's obviously tailored appropriately.
[01:58:50]  A slight break that happens around the shin area right below the knee in a slack when walking or standing.
[01:59:01]  The back of the slack is never supposed to hit the floor.
[01:59:04]  It's supposed to be tailored appropriately.
[01:59:07]  That's why each and every suit or every pant should be tailored accordingly to your actual height, to your pants height.
[01:59:19]  Moreover, folks, what you need to understand is that there are two types of methods in which to allow your pants to hit your shoes.
[01:59:31]  There's the traditional straight no-cuff bottom of the pant, or you have the cuff, which it depends on the style.
[01:59:47]  I kind of like the cuff every now and then.
[01:59:50]  Some people don't.
[01:59:51]  I tend to think that if you're going to not wear a cuff on the pant leg, it's because you're at a more formal event.
[02:00:00]  If you're going to wear a cuff on the pant leg, which is sewn in, you've got to do that with the you have to do that with the tailor.
[02:00:08]  Then that could be a little bit more informal.
[02:00:10]  That's more of a young guy style, so to speak.
[02:00:16]  Kind of informal.
[02:00:19]  And look, the bottom line is it's got to be good threads.
[02:00:23]  It doesn't necessarily have to be the brand names.
[02:00:26]  What you want to look for is the thread count quality, if it's cotton, or the type of material, if it's other than cotton.
[02:00:35]  You know, if it happens to be a wool suit, you want to make sure all suits that you get are either wool, they're cashmere, they're wool silk blends, or they're silk.

=== Show Must Go On Tonight (15:46) ===

[02:00:47]  You know what I'm saying?
[02:00:49]  So these are the types of things that you have to worry about.
[02:00:52]  Do not ever, do not ever get a polyester suit.
[02:00:56]  All right?
[02:00:57]  Seriously.
[02:00:59]  I literally laugh my ass off at people that go into like a club or something and they think that they're so goddamn sophisticated because they got a suit on.
[02:01:08]  Man, you could see the sheen on a goddamn polyester suit.
[02:01:12]  I'm telling you, don't embarrass yourself.
[02:01:14]  All right?
[02:01:15]  If you can't afford a suit, then don't even buy it.
[02:01:18]  Seriously.
[02:01:20]  If you can't even afford the suit, then don't even buy it.
[02:01:23]  I'm serious, folks.
[02:01:24]  I'm not joking.
[02:01:25]  All right?
[02:01:28]  Jesus Christ.
[02:01:29]  Anyway, folks, look, we are now in the third and final hour of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
[02:01:34]  And, of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
[02:01:39]  And once again, folks, I want to thank you very much for tuning in with me.
[02:01:43]  I think we've had a pretty good, decent episode so far.
[02:01:46]  So what I'm going to do here is I'm going to get me some more beer.
[02:01:49]  I can see Templeton already putting his head out.
[02:01:54]  He wants a freaking treat or something for Christ.
[02:01:57]  I already see this little son of a bitch.
[02:01:58]  What do you want?
[02:01:59]  What do you want, Templeton?
[02:02:00]  God damn it, you want a treat?
[02:02:03]  Look at this.
[02:02:04]  Look at this dog.
[02:02:04]  Look at this shameless dog for Christ's sake.
[02:02:07]  What is your problem, Templeton?
[02:02:12]  Anyway, folks, when I come back, we're going to go ahead and get to some radio graffiti.
[02:02:17]  So, if you want to partake in radio graffiti, we're going to go ahead and have an hour-long BALR Friday radio graffiti, baby.
[02:02:25]  All right.
[02:02:26]  So, once again, give me a call right now, 425-390-6146.
[02:02:32]  Stay on the horn.
[02:02:34]  I will be back here in just one second.
[02:02:36]  I can see Templeton.
[02:02:37]  What is it, Templeton?
[02:02:38]  What do you want?
[02:02:39]  What is it?
[02:02:40]  Come here, Templeton.
[02:02:41]  What is it?
[02:02:42]  are you crying? Why are you crying? Why are you crying?
[02:02:51]  Oh, Templeton, don't do that.
[02:02:55]  Look at this cry, baby, folks.
[02:02:57]  Are you listening to this cry, baby?
[02:03:01]  Oh, come on, Templeton.
[02:03:03]  Please stop crying.
[02:03:09]  What is that about, Temple?
[02:03:10]  Why are you crying?
[02:03:13]  Why are you crying?
[02:03:16]  Wait a minute.
[02:03:17]  Why are you showing teeth?
[02:03:19]  Why are you showing teeth?
[02:03:21]  Don't show teeth.
[02:03:23]  Don't get.
[02:03:27]  What are you doing, Templeton?
[02:03:29]  Ah, damn it.
[02:03:31]  God damn it, Templeton.
[02:03:33]  I gotta go, baby.
[02:03:34]  Put the freaking girl from infanime on, engineer.
[02:03:37]  Goddamn Templeton, stop.
[02:03:39]  Stop it.
[02:03:40]  Stop.
[02:03:42]  Jesus Christ, get me out of here and I'll be right back, folks.
[02:03:45]  Don't go anywhere, guys.
[02:06:56]  You're listening to Ghost on True Capitalist Radio, True Capitalist Radio.
[02:07:02]  Oh, Jesus Christ!
[02:07:04]  My dog just bit the crap out of me over here for Christ's sake, all because he wanted a damn gun.
[02:07:10]  Jesus Crigero, that's great, Templeton.
[02:07:14]  Thanks a lot, Ben.
[02:07:15]  Look at that strat.
[02:07:16]  I'm bleeding here.
[02:07:17]  I'm wounded.
[02:07:19]  I'm wounded over here, man.
[02:07:21]  I'm right in the middle of the meme wars.
[02:07:24]  I'm right in the middle of the meme wars for Christ's sake.
[02:07:27]  And I got my dog over here biting me.
[02:07:30]  I got good damn it.
[02:07:36]  Why, Templeton, goddammit?
[02:07:41]  Damn, Templeton.
[02:07:44]  Look at him.
[02:07:45]  He's over there laying down now.
[02:07:47]  Now that he got what he wanted, oh, look at him.
[02:07:49]  He's over there now, you spoiled dog.
[02:07:52]  Give me a Jesus Christ, man.
[02:07:57]  Oh, man.
[02:07:58]  I'm going to have to.
[02:08:00]  Oh, Jesus.
[02:08:01]  Look, I'm just going to go on with the show here.
[02:08:03]  I mean, I'm already well into the broadcast.
[02:08:06]  I can't stop the broadcast.
[02:08:08]  I'm wounded here.
[02:08:12]  I'm getting blood freaking everywhere for Christ's sake.
[02:08:20]  Good God, man.
[02:08:22]  Jesus Christ.
[02:08:22]  Anyway, look, look, just don't worry about me, all right?
[02:08:26]  I'm fine.
[02:08:27]  I'm just, where's the Cormac?
[02:08:28]  Cormick!
[02:08:30]  Cormick!
[02:08:31]  God damn it, I'm wounded here!
[02:08:35]  I'm wounded in the meme wars!
[02:08:37]  I'm wounded in the meme wars, for Christ's sake!
[02:08:41]  Changing a song can change your whole day.
[02:08:44]  But change has never been this powerful.
[02:08:46]  At Nissan's Year of the Trunk and SUV event, we're rolling out our capable new lineup and big savings.
[02:08:51]  Shop your local Nissan store in shoesnissan.com.
[02:08:54]  Offers end soon.
[02:08:57]  Changing a song can change your whole day.
[02:08:59]  But change has never been this powerful.
[02:09:01]  At Nissan's Year of the Trunk and SUV event, we're rolling out our capable new lineup and big savings.
[02:09:07]  Shop your local Nissan store in shoesnissan.com.
[02:09:09]  Offers end soon.
[02:09:14]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[02:09:15]  But you know what?
[02:09:18]  The damn show must go on, folks.
[02:09:20]  The damn show must go on.
[02:09:23]  Jesus Christ, I'm bleeding over here.
[02:09:25]  Anyway, look, yeah, you know what?
[02:09:27]  Thanks a lot, Mark.
[02:09:28]  I'm going to go ahead and put some scotch on.
[02:09:30]  Let me get a bottle of scotch here.
[02:09:33]  Got a damn bottle of scotch.
[02:09:37]  All right, here we go, folks.
[02:09:38]  All right.
[02:09:41]  All right.
[02:09:43]  I'm just going to throw some, you know, some Mac Allen 15 years on this son of a bitch.
[02:09:48]  So it's a good disinfectant.
[02:09:51]  All right, here we go.
[02:09:54]  Jesus Christ.
[02:09:55]  I hate doing this.
[02:09:58]  All right, I'm ready.
[02:09:59]  I'm ready.
[02:10:00]  I'm ready.
[02:10:00]  Here we go.
[02:10:08]  Damn it.
[02:10:11]  Oh, thanks a lot, Templeton.
[02:10:13]  Thanks a lot, man.
[02:10:14]  Jesus Christ, that hurt.
[02:10:23]  Jesus Christ, that hurt!
[02:10:30]  All right, folks.
[02:10:31]  You know, now that we've now that we've had a disinfectant, and you know, people on poll are saying that Templeton is a DNC insider.
[02:10:39]  I hope not, for Christ's sake, man.
[02:10:41]  I hope that you're not working for Hillary Rotten Clinton, Templeton.
[02:10:44]  I'll tell you that right now.
[02:10:47]  You better not be.
[02:10:49]  Hey, Templeton, you working for Hillary Clinton?
[02:10:53]  Are you working for Hillary Clinton?
[02:10:56]  Yeah, he ain't answering.
[02:10:59]  He didn't do nothing.
[02:11:00]  Huh?
[02:11:00]  Is that it?
[02:11:01]  Is that it, Templeton?
[02:11:04]  You didn't do nothing?
[02:11:08]  Anyway, folks, let's go ahead and get to everybody's favorite part of the broadcast, all right?
[02:11:13]  And I'm talking about radiograffiti.
[02:11:19]  Radio graffiti, a part of the broadcast where the spectators become a part of the spectacle.
[02:11:26]  All you've got to do is give me a call once again at 425-390-6146.
[02:11:34]  And when I call on your area code, you've got exactly three to four seconds to say whatever it is that's on your mind.
[02:11:42]  That's why we call it Radio Graffiti.
[02:11:45]  All right?
[02:11:46]  And look, we've got somebody.
[02:11:47]  Somebody's already got a Templeton account.
[02:11:50]  Look at this.
[02:11:51]  Look at this.
[02:11:51]  Look at it.
[02:11:51]  I'm just going to retweet this.
[02:11:52]  Look at this crap.
[02:11:54]  You trolls, man.
[02:11:55]  I'm telling you, you never fail, man.
[02:11:57]  You never stop.
[02:11:58]  Look, don't troll me on this, man.
[02:12:00]  I'm serious.
[02:12:00]  I'm bleeding like a stuck pig here.
[02:12:02]  All right?
[02:12:03]  I just disinfected the damn bite here with some freaking scotch.
[02:12:08]  All right?
[02:12:11]  I'm warning you, Templeton.
[02:12:12]  You better not be working for Hillary Rotten Clinton, man.
[02:12:16]  Look, he's not even looking at it.
[02:12:17]  You're not even looking at me, are you, Templeton, huh?
[02:12:20]  Well, now you're looking at me.
[02:12:22]  Are you working for Hillary Rotten?
[02:12:26]  Are you working for Hillary Rotten?
[02:12:29]  Look at that.
[02:12:30]  No answer.
[02:12:31]  No answer.
[02:12:31]  Now he's not.
[02:12:32]  That's what I thought.
[02:12:33]  Jesus Christ.
[02:12:35]  Anyway, folks, let's go ahead and get to everybody's favorite part of the broadcast.
[02:12:39]  Do we have any radio graffiti callers, engineer?
[02:12:47]  Well, all right, let's go ahead and get to some radio graffiti callers right now.
[02:12:52]  And before we get started, folks, I'd like to remind everybody that tonight is the last.
[02:12:57]  And I'm not joking around.
[02:12:58]  This is the very last night that the autographs will be for sale.
[02:13:02]  They will be taken down after tonight.
[02:13:05]  There ain't no BS.
[02:13:06]  That is it.
[02:13:06]  It is over.
[02:13:07]  All right?
[02:13:09]  You will no longer be able to get these.
[02:13:10]  So if you've wanted them, and people have been telling me, hey, ghost, don't do it.
[02:13:15]  I need to get paid.
[02:13:16]  I need to do something.
[02:13:17]  So that's why I kept them up a little while longer.
[02:13:19]  We are now going to take them down tonight.
[02:13:23]  So get them while you can.
[02:13:25]  Okay?
[02:13:26]  And of course, if you want to get either yours truly's autograph or the engineer, you can go and type on your web browser right now, ghost.market.
[02:13:37]  All right?
[02:13:38]  Right now, on your web address in your browser, type in ghost.market.
[02:13:43]  And go ahead and get them while you can because I will be taking them down tonight.
[02:13:48]  No BS, no exceptions.
[02:13:51]  If you miss out, I'm sorry.
[02:13:54]  You know what I'm saying?
[02:13:55]  I mean, if you missed out, I'm sorry.
[02:13:58]  So once again, if you want the autograph, tonight is the last night.
[02:14:01]  They're gone.
[02:14:02]  They will not be around tomorrow.
[02:14:05]  Ghost.market.
[02:14:06]  Anyway, folks, now that we got that out of the way, let's go ahead and get to Radio Graffiti right now.
[02:14:15]  Anyway, folks, let's see who we got here.
[02:14:17]  How about anonymous radio graffiti?
[02:14:25]  Jesus Christ, Helen Keller deaf newt right away.
[02:14:28]  How about another anonymous radio graffiti?
[02:14:31]  Night Prowler.
[02:14:32]  Radio graffiti.
[02:14:33]  Oh, yeah.
[02:14:35]  I love CP.
[02:14:40]  No, no, no, no way.
[02:14:43]  No way.
[02:14:44]  That's horrible.
[02:14:45]  And I hope that you get cancer of the cock for doing that damn stupid splice.
[02:14:49]  Seriously, you son of a bitch.
[02:14:51]  All right?
[02:14:53]  Jesus Christ.
[02:14:53]  Did somebody just, did you just do a drawing of me getting bit by Templeton?
[02:14:59]  What the hell is your problem?
[02:15:02]  What the hell is your problem?
[02:15:03]  Look at this on Twitter.
[02:15:04]  I mean, what, did you just draw that right now?
[02:15:10]  Good God, man.
[02:15:11]  How about anonymous radio graffiti?
[02:15:14]  Twilly Atkins radio graffiti.
[02:15:17]  Twilly Atkins.
[02:15:19]  Petty little troll.
[02:15:21]  Screw you, Tweely.
[02:15:32]  Whoever keeps doing that troll, shove it up your ass, all right?
[02:15:37]  You know, I actually like Fleetwood Mac.
[02:15:38]  You're starting to make me hate that song now, you sorry sack of crap.
[02:15:43]  Anonymous radio graffiti.
[02:15:47]  It's the mean forts.
[02:15:48]  It all skickles.
[02:15:50]  Yes.
[02:15:51]  We can throw him and eat it.
[02:15:53]  And we will be sued.
[02:15:55]  Just look.
[02:15:56]  The song we made for you.
[02:15:58]  The brawnies here having so much fun.
[02:16:03]  Together we get the camp.
[02:16:07]  This is the mean sports.
[02:16:09]  It all skickles.
[02:16:10]  Yes.
[02:16:11]  We can Charlotte and Feeling this gone, man.
[02:16:15]  Towards being true, we're working real fast.
[02:16:19]  Happy.
[02:16:20]  You sexy and ball.
[02:16:22]  The next time we can call you, it's from an Obama phone.
[02:16:28]  This is the mean force.
[02:16:31]  Yes.
[02:16:31]  We can.
[02:16:32]  I'm about Obama.

=== Tom Brady Relationship Drama (06:55) ===

[02:16:34]  Wait, what the hell was that?
[02:16:35]  A Bob the Builder remixed for Christ's sake?
[02:16:39]  A Bob the Builder remixed for having some good God, man.
[02:16:46]  And not to mention, Hail Ghostler.
[02:16:49]  Hail Ghostler.
[02:16:51]  I'm wounded over here.
[02:16:53]  I'm wounded in the Mean Wars.
[02:16:55]  Hail Ghostler.
[02:16:59]  Anyway, who else do we have here?
[02:17:01]  We got area code 321 radio graffiti.
[02:17:09]  Jesus, another Helen Keller death mute, for heaven's sake.
[02:17:12]  Get off the line if you're not going to say crap.
[02:17:16]  Anonymous radio graffiti.
[02:17:20]  This is Sparta Radio Graffiti.
[02:17:22]  I am about to be hit by a category five, category four hurricane, for Christ's sake.
[02:17:27]  You people are laughing.
[02:17:29]  Real funny, Sparta.
[02:17:40]  All right.
[02:17:41]  I'll give you that one.
[02:17:42]  At least you're not talking about my family, you sorry sack of crap.
[02:17:45]  All right?
[02:17:47]  Anyway, Jesus Christ.
[02:17:50]  Why are you all tweeting me these stupid graphics on Twitter for Christ's sake?
[02:17:54]  Look at it.
[02:17:55]  There's a graphic of what is supposed to be Templeton's head on some big meathead, choking out what is obviously some idiot.
[02:18:05]  They put my face on it.
[02:18:07]  I mean, you sacks of crap.
[02:18:11]  I'm wounded here.
[02:18:12]  Don't you people have any kind of goddamn respect?
[02:18:16]  I'm wounded here.
[02:18:20]  I'm wounded.
[02:18:25]  I mean, look at that.
[02:18:26]  Look at that stupid graphic.
[02:18:28]  Look at it.
[02:18:29]  Look.
[02:18:30]  Look.
[02:18:31]  It's ridiculous.
[02:18:36]  Good God, man.
[02:18:38]  Anonymous radio graffiti.
[02:18:41]  We got Scarlet Moon radio graffiti.
[02:18:43]  What's going on between me and my wife is personal, all right?
[02:19:11]  Damn you!
[02:19:13]  You stupid troll bastard!
[02:19:18]  You goddamn Trump terrorist bastards, man.
[02:19:23]  Stop talking about my family, you sorry sacks of crap.
[02:19:27]  I'm warning you, man.
[02:19:30]  I'm warning you!
[02:19:34]  I'm warning you, all right?
[02:19:36]  I'm serious, man.
[02:19:37]  You people have turned this Bowler Friday into a piece of garbage.
[02:19:40]  I can tell you that right damn now.
[02:19:42]  All right?
[02:19:45]  You have turned this into a piece of garbage.
[02:19:52]  Give me the goddamn mic.
[02:19:53]  Give me the mic!
[02:19:54]  Give me the mic!
[02:19:58]  You have turned this Bowler Friday into a goddamn piece of garbage!
[02:20:05]  Jesus Christ, give me my drink.
[02:20:07]  Give me my beer!
[02:20:08]  Give me my goddamn beer.
[02:20:17]  People are driving me to drink.
[02:20:21]  You people are driving me to drink.
[02:20:26]  Jesus Christ, man.
[02:20:30]  Who the hell else do we have here for damn sake?
[02:20:35]  41K 41 you, radio graffiti!
[02:20:38]  The giant panda.
[02:20:42]  Pandas once ranged in great numbers of thousands of miles between Beijing and the Himalayas.
[02:20:51]  But now, after centuries of human expansion and destruction of their habitat, they are on the brink of extinction.
[02:21:01]  Look, that's not funny, okay?
[02:21:03]  Seriously, that's not funny.
[02:21:04]  Let's not even go there, please, all right?
[02:21:07]  Freaking pandas.
[02:21:08]  Anonymous radio graffiti.
[02:21:11]  I am not a freaking brony.
[02:21:13]  I'm not.
[02:21:14]  First season was ridiculous.
[02:21:15]  Are you kidding me?
[02:21:21]  Look, shut up with that troll already.
[02:21:24]  God damn it.
[02:21:27]  I like Fleetwood Mac, and you're making me hate that song.
[02:21:31]  Shut up.
[02:21:36]  I want.
[02:21:37]  I'm serious.
[02:21:38]  I'm starting to hate that song because you idiots keep doing it over and Enough!
[02:21:50]  Jeez, quick.
[02:21:51]  Give me the mic.
[02:21:54]  Freaking goddamn mic, man.
[02:21:56]  God damn it.
[02:21:59]  Man, we still got like 39 minutes left for Christ's sake, man.
[02:22:06]  Man, I'm warning you, sons of bitches, man.
[02:22:08]  You keep this up.
[02:22:09]  I'm out of here.
[02:22:12]  You keep this up.
[02:22:13]  I am out of here.
[02:22:14]  I am out.
[02:22:21]  Jesus Christ.
[02:22:24]  213 Radio Goddamn Graffiti.
[02:22:33]  Another Helen Keller death mute.
[02:22:35]  I mean, how did I get?
[02:22:37]  How could I have guessed?
[02:22:41]  Jesus Christ.
[02:22:42]  603, Radio Graffiti.
[02:22:45]  Hey, what's your opinion of Donald Trump's relationship with Tom Brady and also Tony Romo is a homo?
[02:22:51]  Yeah, well, I agree.
[02:22:52]  Tony Romo is a homo.
[02:22:54]  And what do I feel about his relationship with Tom Brady?
[02:22:58]  What about it, man?
[02:23:00]  I think it's a better relationship than he has with Ben Affleck.
[02:23:04]  You know, y'all remember when he and Tom Brady and that one chick were in the air in a private jet?
[02:23:12]  And I don't know.
[02:23:13]  Why was him and Ben Affleck and some chick, you know, in a private jet?
[02:23:19]  I don't know.
[02:23:20]  I don't know.
[02:23:22]  I mean, on face value, in my opinion, it looks a little anyway.
[02:23:28]  Let's see.

=== Wounded Paw Print Meme (15:36) ===

[02:23:29]  Who else do we have?
[02:23:29]  We got Area Code 347 Radio Graffiti.
[02:23:33]  I am going to Nuke America.
[02:23:51]  What the hell was that about?
[02:24:08]  Come on, man.
[02:24:09]  Come on.
[02:24:10]  Anonymous radio graffiti.
[02:24:12]  Trip to the wood shit.
[02:24:22]  You had no daddy.
[02:24:25]  You had a mother that brought in every Tom, Dick, and Harry.
[02:24:36]  Seriously.
[02:24:36]  Are you God?
[02:24:37]  Jesus Christ, man.
[02:24:41]  Anonymous radio goddamn graffiti.
[02:24:44]  Jesus Christ.
[02:24:57]  Don't be pot.
[02:25:10]  Oh, That was a very interesting cluster F type of a splice there.
[02:25:16]  How about Area Code 323 Radio Graffiti?
[02:25:21]  Very Hungry Templeton by Seekers Communion.
[02:25:25]  Once, there lived a tiny dog named Templeton.
[02:25:28]  Templeton is always hungry, but his owner, Mr. Ghost, always has food for him due to evading his practice to keep his dog happy.
[02:25:36]  On carpet lunching Monday, Templeton ate one stick of butter, but he was still hungry.
[02:25:42]  On Taco Tuesday, he ate two tacos, but he was still hungry.
[02:25:47]  On Fruit Or Wednesday, Templeton ate two hams, but he was still hungry.
[02:25:52]  On Bath House Thursday, his master only gave him one little tree to eat because Mr. Ghost ran out of food and it's not even Baller Friday yet.
[02:26:01]  What do you want, Templeton?
[02:26:02]  What's your problem?
[02:26:03]  What do you want?
[02:26:03]  You want a treat or something?
[02:26:05]  Then Templeton got mad and decided to have a break.
[02:26:11]  My ass!
[02:26:12]  The dog started biting my ass!
[02:26:14]  For Christ's sake, you are a shameless dog, you know.
[02:26:19]  Shut up, Jack!
[02:26:21]  Shut up!
[02:26:23]  That's not funny!
[02:26:29]  Damn it!
[02:26:30]  God damn it, man!
[02:26:33]  That's not funny!
[02:26:37]  That's not funny, man!
[02:26:38]  Stop making fun of me!
[02:26:39]  I'm wounded here!
[02:26:42]  I'm wounded in the Mean Wars!
[02:26:44]  Can't you have a little appreciation for that for Christ's sake?
[02:26:48]  I'm wounded in the Mean Wars!
[02:26:51]  Ghostler!
[02:26:52]  Ghostler's wounded!
[02:26:54]  Ghostler's wounded!
[02:26:56]  Hey, Ghostler!
[02:26:57]  Hey, Ghostler!
[02:26:59]  Hey, Ghost!
[02:27:13]  Now that enough with the Templeton jokes, okay?
[02:27:17]  I've had enough of the damn Templeton jokes!
[02:27:20]  Knock it off!
[02:27:25]  God damn it!
[02:27:32]  Give me the mic.
[02:27:33]  Give me the goddamn mic.
[02:27:36]  Look.
[02:27:37]  You sorry, sex of crap?
[02:27:40]  Enough of the goddamn Templeton jokes.
[02:27:43]  Do you understand that?
[02:27:47]  Hey, look at this.
[02:27:47]  They're still tweeting me pictures on Twitter.
[02:27:50]  Look at this.
[02:27:51]  Look, they got a freaking dog attacking somebody with my head on it.
[02:27:55]  Look at this.
[02:27:56]  Look.
[02:28:00]  Jesus Christ, man.
[02:28:02]  Enough of the Templeton jokes.
[02:28:04]  I've had enough.
[02:28:04]  All right.
[02:28:05]  I'm wounded here.
[02:28:06]  I'm bleeding.
[02:28:07]  You people don't care.
[02:28:10]  You people don't care.
[02:28:14]  Jesus Christ, you people don't goddamn care for Christ's sake, man.
[02:28:18]  God damn it!
[02:28:25]  Christ, man, my heart's beating like a rabbit.
[02:28:29]  We're freaking breathing hard here, folks.
[02:28:33]  I'm sorry, man.
[02:28:36]  You know what I need, right?
[02:28:37]  You know what I need.
[02:28:38]  More beer!
[02:28:41]  More beer!
[02:28:45]  Jesus Christ.
[02:28:49]  I need more beer is what I need, boy.
[02:28:55]  Jesus Christ.
[02:28:57]  What kind of a picture is it?
[02:28:59]  Did you actually draw me getting sloppy drunk with Donald Trump?
[02:29:06]  Look at this crap.
[02:29:07]  Look at this.
[02:29:08]  Look.
[02:29:09]  I mean, stop it with these graphics, man.
[02:29:11]  Seriously, stop it.
[02:29:13]  Just stop.
[02:29:15]  Just stop it.
[02:29:19]  Please just stop.
[02:29:25]  Oh, my God.
[02:29:27]  What are y'all turning this show into, man?
[02:29:29]  I'm wounded, man.
[02:29:31]  Please have some appreciation.
[02:29:34]  Please have some appreciation around here.
[02:29:40]  Good God.
[02:29:41]  Let me get some more freaking drink into this beer, folks.
[02:29:43]  You people are driving me to drink.
[02:29:44]  You know this, right?
[02:29:45]  You freaking freaks are driving me to drink.
[02:29:56]  Christ, man.
[02:29:59]  I mean, I can't believe you people would do this on a baller Friday.
[02:30:02]  On top of which, not only is it a Baller Friday, not only am I wounded, but we're under cyber attack.
[02:30:08]  We're under cyber attack, and you people don't even care.
[02:30:15]  Oh, my God.
[02:30:16]  Did you all see that freaking picture somebody drew of me getting sloppy drunk next to a picture of Donald Trump?
[02:30:23]  Do y'all see that for Christ's sake?
[02:30:25]  Good God, man.
[02:30:28]  I would not be getting drunk next to Donald Trump.
[02:30:31]  All right, seriously.
[02:30:32]  I would not be doing that.
[02:30:33]  I'd be respecting the man, to say the least, all right?
[02:30:39]  Oh, 727.
[02:30:40]  727.
[02:30:41]  Why?
[02:30:42]  Why?
[02:30:43]  Why would you do that?
[02:30:44]  Look, I don't know what 727 is doing, but he's got a picture of a Donald Trump doll having its head bitten by a goddamn dog saying, Trump first, ghost next.
[02:30:56]  I mean, come on, man.
[02:31:00]  Look, this is getting too much now, all right?
[02:31:03]  Look, seriously, I'm not having a good time with these freaking trolls.
[02:31:06]  My dog bit me for Christ's sake.
[02:31:08]  I'm wounded here.
[02:31:09]  I'm wounded.
[02:31:11]  And now I'm being betrayed.
[02:31:14]  Now I'm being betrayed.
[02:31:16]  What is my inner circle down with Templeton now?
[02:31:18]  Is that it?
[02:31:20]  Is it the Templeton revolt?
[02:31:25]  Oh, gee.
[02:31:26]  You know, I don't know why.
[02:31:27]  What else is going on?
[02:31:28]  What is this crap?
[02:31:30]  What is happening to my show right now?
[02:31:33]  What is happening to my goddamn show right now?
[02:31:37]  What is going on here?
[02:31:41]  I mean, Siri, what is going on here?
[02:31:46]  Man, this has turned into a fruity-ass, disgusting, despicable, butt-lubbing fruit bowl baller Friday, to say the goddamn least, man.
[02:31:56]  I just, I mean, this whole show is starting to smell it like butt crack because it's so goddamn fruity up in this son of a bitch, man.
[02:32:07]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[02:32:09]  You know what?
[02:32:09]  Give me the, give me my tree.
[02:32:10]  Give me more, give me more beer, man.
[02:32:15]  Changing a song can change your whole day.
[02:32:18]  But change has never been this powerful.
[02:32:20]  At Nissan's Year of the Trunk and SUV event, we're rolling out our capable new lineup and big savings.
[02:32:25]  Shop your local Nissan store in shoesnissan.com.
[02:32:28]  Offers end soon.
[02:32:30]  Changing a song can change your whole day.
[02:32:33]  But change has never been this powerful.
[02:32:35]  At Nissan's Year of the Trunk and SUV event, we're rolling out our capable new lineup and big savings.
[02:32:40]  Shop your local Nissan store in shoesnissan.com.
[02:32:43]  Offers end soon.
[02:32:50]  And for all you on Twitter, this isn't funny, man.
[02:32:52]  I'm...
[02:32:53]  This is hurting my feelings, to say the least, all right?
[02:32:57]  It's hurting my feelings, to say the least.
[02:33:01]  What, people are asking for paw prints of Templeton?
[02:33:04]  Are you kidding me?
[02:33:05]  No one.
[02:33:06]  No, we're not doing that.
[02:33:08]  No.
[02:33:08]  No, no, no.
[02:33:10]  I mean, look, look at this dog.
[02:33:11]  It's biting me because it wants something.
[02:33:15]  I mean, what do you think he's going to do when I'm trying to put his freaking paw print on freaking all kinds of freaking paw autographs for Templeton, for Christ's sake?
[02:33:25]  You understand what I'm talking about?
[02:33:29]  No.
[02:33:29]  I mean, look at people are asking for.
[02:33:31]  No, you can't have Templeton.
[02:33:33]  No!
[02:33:33]  NAPS!
[02:33:49]  You know how hard and difficult that would be?
[02:33:51]  I mean, you hear my dog.
[02:33:53]  You hear my dog.
[02:33:55]  You think he's going to be cool with me?
[02:33:57]  I say, come here, Templeton.
[02:33:58]  Come here.
[02:33:59]  Let me get your paw print.
[02:34:00]  I got your paw.
[02:34:01]  Give me your paw.
[02:34:01]  I mean, are you kidding me?
[02:34:06]  Are you kidding me?
[02:34:11]  You know, I can't believe.
[02:34:12]  I just cannot believe you people.
[02:34:18]  I cannot believe you people.
[02:34:21]  What, you too, Trumping?
[02:34:23]  You too, you're getting in on this too.
[02:34:24]  Look at Trump and Capitalist.
[02:34:26]  Look, stop it.
[02:34:27]  Just goddamn it.
[02:34:41]  Hey, look, hashtag Team Templeton.
[02:34:43]  Hashtag.
[02:34:44]  Are you shut?
[02:34:44]  This isn't a joke.
[02:34:45]  This is a joke.
[02:34:47]  This is a goddamn joke.
[02:34:49]  Team Templeton.
[02:34:50]  No.
[02:34:51]  No, no, no.
[02:34:56]  Are you serious?
[02:35:02]  Are you serious?
[02:35:03]  No, no, we're not dealing with that.
[02:35:04]  Are you kidding me?
[02:35:05]  No.
[02:35:08]  And you all shut up on the Brody Network chat room.
[02:35:11]  I'm not afraid of my own damn dog.
[02:35:13]  Shut up.
[02:35:16]  I'm not afraid of my own dog.
[02:35:18]  You just shut up.
[02:35:23]  Give me the mic.
[02:35:26]  Give me the goddamn mic.
[02:35:32]  I can't believe you people, man.
[02:35:33]  I'm wounded, man.
[02:35:37]  I'm wounded here.
[02:35:38]  Please have some respect.
[02:35:41]  I mean, Jesus Christ, man.
[02:35:44]  I mean, I'm jaded for Christ's sake, man.
[02:35:48]  I mean, I'm depressed because I can't believe you people.
[02:35:53]  First of all, you could care less than I'm wounded, okay?
[02:35:56]  And secondly, you want my freaking dog's paw print as an autograph?
[02:36:01]  I mean, good God.
[02:36:04]  Jesus Christ.
[02:36:05]  Are you kidding?
[02:36:06]  Look at him.
[02:36:07]  They're already talking to.
[02:36:08]  Look, somebody's on.
[02:36:09]  I mean, you've got to be joking.
[02:36:10]  Look at it.
[02:36:11]  They're already figuring out what it would look like.
[02:36:13]  Look at this.
[02:36:14]  Look.
[02:36:15]  Look, Keith Templeton.
[02:36:17]  Keith Templeton.
[02:36:18]  You got the hell.
[02:36:21]  What the goddamn hell?
[02:36:25]  What the hell is going on here, man?
[02:36:31]  What, what the hell is, what is crap?
[02:36:45]  Oh, my God.
[02:36:47]  Please stop.
[02:36:48]  Can you all listen to me?
[02:36:50]  I'm serious.
[02:36:53]  Please, please stop.
[02:36:58]  Oh, thanks, 727.
[02:37:00]  Yeah, you know, thanks for rubbing it in, man.
[02:37:03]  Thanks for rubbing it in.
[02:37:04]  Goddamn betrayal.
[02:37:06]  Goddamn it.
[02:37:08]  Goddamn betrayal.
[02:37:09]  I'm sick of it again.
[02:37:10]  Oh, goddamn it.
[02:37:12]  Goddamn it.
[02:37:16]  I'm sick of it, goddammit.
[02:37:20]  What is this?
[02:37:21]  A Bowler Friday for Templeton all of a sudden?
[02:37:26]  Is this Bowler Friday for Templeton?
[02:37:29]  I mean, Jesus Christ, man.
[02:37:36]  Oh, my.
[02:37:38]  You know, I'm done.
[02:37:40]  I'm literally, I'm done for Christ's sake, man.
[02:37:44]  I mean, how can I keep going, man?
[02:37:46]  I'm wounded, assholes.
[02:37:50]  I'm freaking wounded in the meme wars.
[02:37:53]  I'm wounded in the mean wars.
[02:37:55]  wound enemy and you don't You don't care for Christ's sake, man.
[02:38:09]  And you know, hey, that's horrible.
[02:38:11]  Look, give me the mic.
[02:38:12]  Give me the mic.
[02:38:14]  Hey, asshole, Argon, Argon, Argonian capitalist.
[02:38:20]  Hey, that's not funny.
[02:38:22]  All right?
[02:38:23]  That's not my freaking dog, for Christ's sake, all right?
[02:38:25]  Look at this.
[02:38:26]  Look at the dog you're tweeting at me, thinking that's Templeton.
[02:38:30]  That's dog abuse.
[02:38:33]  Look at this poor, fatty dog.
[02:38:36]  Look at this poor, fatty dog, for Christ's sake.
[02:38:39]  Oh, here's somebody else.
[02:38:40]  Look at this.
[02:38:42]  Look at a dog with a hand in his mouth.
[02:38:45]  You know what?
[02:38:45]  You know what?
[02:38:46]  Screw you, asshole.
[02:38:47]  I'm serious.
[02:38:48]  Get the screw you asshole.
[02:38:52]  Tweet at me with a freaking dog with a hand in his mouth.
[02:38:56]  You know, you people, you people are tempting me to end the damn show.
[02:39:04]  I'm serious.
[02:39:05]  I'm not joking around.

=== Getting The Hell Out (09:13) ===

[02:39:06]  You people are tempting me.
[02:39:08]  You are tempting me To end this goddamn show, you people are tempted.
[02:39:19]  I'm not joking around, man, because it's not funny anymore.
[02:39:24]  This is not funny.
[02:39:28]  This is not funny.
[02:39:30]  All right, that's it.
[02:39:31]  Get in my Twitter.
[02:39:34]  You know what?
[02:39:34]  I'm going to ignore Twitter.
[02:39:35]  That's what I mean.
[02:39:36]  You know, screw you people on Twitter.
[02:39:38]  You don't deserve my attention, all right?
[02:39:40]  Go shoving up your asses.
[02:39:41]  Seriously.
[02:39:43]  I mean, I'm not, I'm not, don't stop.
[02:39:46]  You just stop with the picture.
[02:39:47]  Stop with the graphics.
[02:39:49]  Stop with all that crap.
[02:39:50]  Seriously, I don't want to look at it anymore.
[02:39:52]  All right?
[02:39:54]  I can't believe you people would do this to me.
[02:39:56]  You know what I mean?
[02:40:00]  I mean, look at this.
[02:40:01]  Look at their tweeting grit.
[02:40:02]  They're treating.
[02:40:03]  God damn it.
[02:40:04]  They're tweeting gifts at me of a dog biting some idiot's face.
[02:40:10]  Look at this on Twitter.
[02:40:11]  Are you all looking at my Twitter?
[02:40:13]  Man, look, I'm not looking.
[02:40:14]  Get the Twitter off my screen, engineer.
[02:40:16]  I'm not looking at this crap anymore.
[02:40:17]  Get it off, engineer.
[02:40:19]  Get it off.
[02:40:22]  Get it.
[02:40:25]  Get it off for Christ's sake.
[02:40:27]  God damn it.
[02:40:32]  You know, I cannot believe that you people have done this to me today.
[02:40:36]  I mean, this is a very historic day today, to say the least, folks, because, you know, we're under cyber attack, folks, and I'm telling you, I'm glad that Pohl did some research and realized that this cyber attack is not some foreign entity.
[02:40:54]  It is none other than the CIA themselves trying to replace.
[02:41:01]  Well, I don't want to get into the technicalities of it, but you heard Bad Mem X86 replacing certificates, replacing cookies, trying to have the CIA monitor those that are actually going into the WikiLeaks documents.
[02:41:16]  That's what this is all about, folks.
[02:41:19]  But no, you know what you're doing?
[02:41:20]  You're sitting here making fun of me, and you're making fun of my dog.
[02:41:25]  That's what you people are doing.
[02:41:30]  You're making fun of me and my dog.
[02:41:34]  Oh, my God.
[02:41:39]  All right, let me calm down here, folks.
[02:41:40]  All right.
[02:41:42]  You know what I really need, folks?
[02:41:43]  I mean, you know, I just need to take a couple of deep breaths.
[02:41:48]  We're going to go back to radio graffiti, and we're going to.
[02:41:50]  We're going to make this a good Bowler Friday.
[02:41:52]  I'm not ending this crap like this.
[02:41:55]  I'm not ending this garbage like this.
[02:41:58]  I'm not letting you trolls win, man.
[02:42:00]  I'm not letting you.
[02:42:01]  I'm not going to let you trolls win this Bowler Friday.
[02:42:04]  I'm not going to let you win.
[02:42:06]  I'm not letting you go win.
[02:42:10]  Yo, what the hell is that?
[02:42:14]  You idiots swatting me?
[02:42:16]  Are you idiots swatting me?
[02:42:18]  God damn it.
[02:42:19]  Leave me alone.
[02:42:21]  Just leave me alone.
[02:42:24]  I mean, you're making fun of me.
[02:42:26]  You're making fun of my dog.
[02:42:27]  Leave me alone.
[02:42:27]  I don't care.
[02:42:29]  Jesus Christ.
[02:42:37]  Leave me alone!
[02:42:40]  Leave me alone!
[02:42:48]  Let me tell you something.
[02:42:49]  I see some police outside right now, and they're swatting me.
[02:42:53]  I'm telling you this right now.
[02:42:54]  I'm not being taken out alive.
[02:42:58]  I'm not being taken out alive.
[02:43:01]  Let me get my freaking gut.
[02:43:02]  Let me get my freaking gut out of here for Christ's sake.
[02:43:05]  Jesus Christ.
[02:43:09]  I'm telling you this right now.
[02:43:12]  I'm not taking out alive.
[02:43:13]  If somebody swatted me, you got another thing coming, boy.
[02:43:19]  You got another thing coming.
[02:43:25]  Jesus Christ, where's my drink, man?
[02:43:27]  This is getting intense now, folks.
[02:43:29]  All right, this is getting intense now, folks.
[02:43:33]  This is getting intense.
[02:43:38]  I'm just waiting here, folks.
[02:43:39]  I'm not joking around.
[02:43:40]  I'm waiting right now.
[02:43:42]  All right?
[02:43:46]  I'm waiting right now.
[02:43:47]  I'm not joking around.
[02:43:52]  I'm not joking around.
[02:43:54]  If anybody brought the SWAT game over here, I'm not being taken out alive.
[02:43:58]  You understand it?
[02:44:02]  Jesus Christ, man.
[02:44:03]  I don't know what the hell's going on here, folks.
[02:44:07]  Somebody on Twitter is telling me to fire a warning shot.
[02:44:10]  I think it's probably a good idea, but let me tell you, I'm going to wait for them.
[02:44:14]  I'm going to wait for them for Christ's sake.
[02:44:17]  I'm waiting for them.
[02:44:19]  I am Ghostler.
[02:44:20]  I have taken command of the meme wars for Christ's sake.
[02:44:23]  And now they're coming after me.
[02:44:26]  They're coming after me now.
[02:44:30]  All right, look, folks, I'm sorry.
[02:44:32]  I'm sorry.
[02:44:33]  I don't know where this show is taking a turn for.
[02:44:35]  I don't know what the hell's going on here.
[02:44:37]  I really don't know what the hell's going on.
[02:44:40]  I really don't.
[02:44:41]  I don't know what the hell's going on here.
[02:44:44]  Jesus Christ, I need a drink, man.
[02:44:47]  I'm hyperventilating here.
[02:44:59]  Officers outside.
[02:45:00]  I don't know what the hell's going on here, folks.
[02:45:04]  I don't know what's going on here.
[02:45:07]  Oh, my God.
[02:45:11]  I don't know what they're doing here, folks.
[02:45:12]  I'm looking outside.
[02:45:13]  I have no idea what the hell's going on here.
[02:45:15]  And if you sons of bitches sent the cops over here at me, I mean, goddamn you.
[02:45:20]  All right?
[02:45:22]  Goddamn you.
[02:45:24]  Changing a song can change your whole day.
[02:45:26]  But change has never been this powerful.
[02:45:28]  At Nissan's Year of the Trunk and SUV event, we're rolling out our capable new lineup and big savings.
[02:45:34]  Shop your local Nissan store and choose Nissan.com.
[02:45:36]  Offers end soon.
[02:45:41]  Give me a freaking drink for Christ's sake.
[02:45:43]  I'm looking out the window.
[02:45:44]  I'm looking out of the window right now.
[02:45:45]  I'm not.
[02:45:46]  Hold on a second.
[02:45:47]  I don't know what the hell they're doing.
[02:45:55]  I don't know what's going on here.
[02:45:59]  I'm sorry.
[02:45:59]  This is taking a turn for.
[02:46:01]  I don't know what the hell's going on.
[02:46:04]  I don't know what the hell is going on for Christ's sake.
[02:46:08]  All right?
[02:46:15]  Let me look out here.
[02:46:17]  Oh, Christ.
[02:46:18]  I think they're coming up to the door, folks.
[02:46:20]  Jesus Christ.
[02:46:21]  Yeah, whoever did this here, shut up your ass.
[02:46:23]  I'm telling you that right now.
[02:46:26]  I don't know if they're going to come.
[02:46:27]  I don't know what they're doing.
[02:46:29]  I don't know what the hell they're doing.
[02:46:33]  Oh, they're coming up to the door.
[02:46:35]  Jesus Christ.
[02:46:38]  I don't know what the hell's going on here, folks.
[02:46:40]  I'm going to be honest with you.
[02:46:41]  I don't know what the hell's going on here.
[02:46:45]  Jesus Christ, man.
[02:46:49]  The hell's going on here?
[02:46:54]  Oh, shit.
[02:46:55]  Oh, Christ.
[02:46:56]  Oh, Christ, no.
[02:46:58]  Get away.
[02:47:00]  Get away, I'm armed.
[02:47:01]  Get away.
[02:47:03]  Get away.
[02:47:07]  They're knocking on my door, folks.
[02:47:09]  They're knocking on my door.
[02:47:10]  Templeton's freaking out over here for Christ's sake.
[02:47:13]  Jesus Christ.
[02:47:23]  Jesus Christ, man!
[02:47:26]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[02:47:28]  I don't know what the hell to do here.
[02:47:30]  Oh, my God.
[02:47:30]  Look, I got to get the hell out of here, folks.
[02:47:32]  I don't know what's going down.
[02:47:33]  Something's going down here.
[02:47:35]  I can't be on this show.
[02:47:37]  I don't know what the hell's going on here, folks.
[02:47:40]  Jesus Christ, follow me on Twitter.
[02:47:42]  Politics ghosts, for Christ's sake.
[02:47:44]  I don't know what the hell's going on here, folks.
[02:47:45]  I got to get the hell out of here.
[02:47:46]  I got to get the hell out of here for Christ's sake.
[02:47:50]  Oh, my God.
[02:47:52]  I don't know what the hell's going on here.
[02:47:53]  Go away.
[02:47:55]  Go.
[02:47:55]  Go away.
[02:47:56]  I don't know.
[02:47:57]  Go away.
[02:47:59]  Go away.
[02:48:01]  You're freaking out, my dog.
[02:48:02]  Go away.
[02:48:05]  Oh, my God.
[02:48:06]  I'm armed.
[02:48:08]  I'm armed for Christ's sake.
[02:48:12]  I'm getting the hell out of here, folks.
[02:48:14]  All right.
[02:48:14]  I'm getting the hell out of here.
[02:48:15]  My freaking dog's freaking out.
[02:48:16]  I got to see what's going on here.
[02:48:17]  All right.
[02:48:19]  I gotta get out of here.