Ghost analyzes the volatile September 29, 2016 stock market, blaming Democrats for day-trading restrictions and predicting wheat price spikes. He dismisses Newsweek's claims about Trump meeting Cuban officials as a Hillary Clinton hit piece while attacking Obama for calling terrorism "manufactured." Ghost alleges George Soros funds Black Lives Matter protests in Charlotte, defends Don King against exploitation charges, and predicts nuclear conflict in Kashmir. The episode concludes with explicit radio graffiti featuring threats of incest and ads for snake-penis wine before Ghost promotes his upcoming Baller Friday broadcast. [Automatically generated summary]
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Now, folks, my voice is getting a little bit better, to say the least.
I want to thank everybody for understanding that I had to take a damn Taco Tuesday off, for Christ's sake.
But let's go ahead and get right into the markets, folks.
If you were watching me on Twitter this morning, I tweeted right before the markets opened up that the Nikkei index out there, the Tokyo Exchange of Japan, closed on the downside.
It closed minus 60 points.
And once again, that's a good indicator on whether or not you're going to see a down day on the market or not.
But as the day went on, and of course the bell rang, and as the day's trading started to go ahead and proceed, we got some economic reports of some quarterly growth, some quarterly growth numbers that came out, which, you know, let's be honest, it's a bunch of bogus, dumbass government figures that with all due respect, you take them with a grain of salt.
But it was just enough, just enough to get this market fueled a little bit.
And as that news came out, I said that we were going to start seeing the market go up.
And by God, that's exactly what it did, folks.
It went up for at least an hour right after that economic quarterly growth number came out.
And folks, as a result of that, you started seeing a volatile, erratic market that it just proves that the investment community, the people that are supposed to be in charge in Wall Street, have no goddamn idea what they're doing.
They don't know their asses from their goddamn assholes or elbows.
They don't know crap.
All right?
They don't know crap.
And the reason I say this, folks, is because as I stated, once that quarterly economic data number came out, we started seeing the equities market, the stock markets going up.
I mean, take a look at this day's chart on the Dow Jones Industrial S ⁇ P 500.
I mean, unbelievable, unbelievable helter-skelter type market, completely erratic.
No kind of consistency whatsoever.
All right.
So let's just go ahead and get down to the stock market.
It ended up closing on the negative side.
Now, let me explain why you saw the initial investor reaction as it related to that quarterly data number that came out and why the initial reaction of investors was to go ahead and buy into equities.
Because, you know, that's what they're hoping for.
They're like, hey, this is a positive number.
This means it should be some decent growth in the economy.
It means there should be some profitability in the equities as it relates to quarterly profits.
But wait, once the quarterly numbers set in, investors started realizing that, wait a minute, this means that Janet Yellen could potentially just kind of throw out an interest rate hike at any point.
Because remember, folks, we reported yesterday that Janet Yellen testified in front of Congress that she does not have a timetable for an interest rate hike.
And she is basically tentative on the interest rate hike based upon the economic productivity of America and the growth of a variety of different markets, job markets, the credit market, the retail market, so on and so forth.
So as these quarterly growth numbers came out and the initial reaction of the investors was to go into the equities market, right off the bat, investors started thinking, wait a minute, this means that this brings back growth to the economy.
This could justify a means for Janet Yellen to increase these goddamn interest rates.
So you know what the investors did?
After about an hour of the rush into the equities market, they went right in and cashed out, and everybody started rallying on the dollar today.
And I don't know if you folks saw the rally on the dollar.
The dollar is increasing in value because they're starting to realize that if Janet Yellen pulls the plug and actually raises the interest rate to any capacity, this bull market could go into a free fall at any time.
And not just the damn equities market, but the real estate market as well, folks.
This interest rate hike, and it's going to be, you know, I know she tried to raise it, what was it, a quarter point or something of that nature, which was a pussy move, no pun intended, yelling, but it was a pussy move.
You either go a full point or you don't, all right?
Because, you know, whether or not we're going to suffer some economic recourse as it pertains to the interest rate hike, we should have done this a long time ago.
There is so much floating, outstanding currency that's floating around out here that needs to be recalled.
And in my personal opinion, I think that Janet Yellen, based upon the numbers, and this is how the investors are reading this economic data that came out today, they are reading this as a potential increase of the interest rates based on the data.
So you saw that in today's markets, folks.
You take a look at the chart today for the Dow Jones Industrials, I mean, or any of them, any of them.
I'm talking the chart for the Dow, the S ⁇ P, the NASDAQ.
It shows the same story.
It shows up economic numbers up.
Let's go ahead and put it on the positive side for an hour or two, and then, oh, that's right.
This means that there's positive growth in the American economy.
That means that Yellen could raise the interest rates, for Christ's sake, man.
You know what I'm saying?
Anyway, folks, let me go ahead and continue going.
All right.
We've got the Dow Jones Industrials.
Even though we saw a push into the green as it related to the initial reaction to the quarterly growth numbers, it was on the downside.
And look, I even said in the morning, based upon the Nikkei index closing in Japan, that it was going to be an indication of a down market in the equities.
And it ended up finally becoming that because traditional investing, you know, should coincide with what the hell is being applied here.
You know what I'm saying?
I mean, it seems to me that the investment community has thrown traditional investing out the goddamn window, for Christ's sake, man.
Anyway, the Dow Jones Industrials is down today 195.79 points, a percentage decrease of 1.07% on the day, closing out the Dow Jones Industrials at 18,143.45 points on the day for the Dow.
S ⁇ P, the same story.
You could take a look at the charts.
The charts look identical for all these indexes.
All right.
Take a look at them for yourself.
Anyway, very helter-skelter.
You could tell it's a day traders market.
And, you know, this is a shame, folks.
I think that everybody that has the capability of whether having $1,000 or $2,000 saved up should be able to enter the market via a brokerage firm and be able to day trade, which means you are trading on a frequent basis.
Because, folks, thanks to Mr. Yes, We Can, Barack Obama, and the Democrats, they blame the individual investor for the 2008 crash.
And as a result, if you wanted to partake in day trading in today's economic climate, you are legally, legally supposed to have at least $20,000 in your brokerage account so that you can legally day trade in the United States of America.
Now, I would strongly advise everybody that's on the Trump train to please email Donald Trump, Facebook, Donald Trump, tweet at Donald Trump and say, look, we would like for you to take away this law so that individual Americans, working Americans, can go into this highly volatile stock market so they could participate in high frequency day trading in whatever amount of capital that they're initiating into the market,
be able to obtain this liquidity because, folks, there is massive amounts of liquid in this market, especially as it pertains to day trading.
Take a look at all the peaks and valleys in this market today.
I mean, I'm serious.
I mean, there is lots of liquid to be made.
Now, for you folks that are kind of getting discombobulated on what I'm saying, what I'm saying is it is illegal, for instance, if you wanted to buy a stock in the morning and you knew that based upon, you know, last quarter's earnings and based upon consumer demand on what you've seen.
And let's say you're buying a retail stock for this case.
You're seeing a lot of people going into this retailer.
You know that before the earnings are released for that quarter, you know that it's going to be positive.
And in the morning, you decide, look, I'm going to go ahead and I'm going to put up 1,000 shares of this.
I'm going to hold it until earnings.
And when earnings comes out and they show positive numbers, which you're anticipating, you see, that's what makes the whole game of capitalism, baby.
When the earnings come out and they are positive, you get whatever the increase of that stock is from what you bought it for.
Because folks, investors go right in and follow the profit.
I mean, one of the key ways to get some easy liquid is to, you know, do your due diligence and do your research on your companies.
But if you can do that research and anticipate that a certain company is going to either beat the streets' expectations or at least meet the streets' expectations based upon the current stock market climate, you could potentially see increases into 50 cent, $1, $2, depending on the market cap of the stock, $3 or $4 increases within one day.
All right?
Within one day.
So if you have 1,000 shares and you bought it two hours prior to the earnings being released, and then that two hours, the earnings are released, they're positive, the investors love it.
They go after that stock and the stock increases two or three dollars from where you bought it because you anticipated a positive earnings here, all right, then that means that you get a dollar for every stock of the thousand shares that you have for that particular company.
So if it goes up three bucks, that's three thousand dollars that's in your pocket for two, three hours of work.
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You understand?
I'm not joking around.
Or if you could only buy 100 shares, you know, let's say you don't have that much money.
If you bought 100 shares, that's 300 bucks on a couple of hours of work.
That's what I talk about when I say liquidity.
That's liquid.
That's liquid money that you just pulled out of the market and put it right into your pocket.
You see, every American should be able to participate in day trading and high-frequency trading because if we were able to, if individuals, I'm talking like the average everyday worker, I'm talking the average everyday person, if they were able to pool their money together, $1,000, $2,000, they would be able to go and actually obtain this liquid and be able to utilize this as a means of income.
in this precarious economy that we now live in, very precarious economy that we now live in.
For christ's sake, man.
Anyway, I want to thank people that are tweeting at me.
Look, I am completely unaware.
I just obviously I have more than twenty five thousand in my damn uh, uh means of trading, but apparently the law is you have to have twenty five thousand dollars to day trade and if you don't have twenty five thousand, you are only allowed four trades in a five day period without being classified as a day trader.
And from what I understand is that people that are exceeding this four trades in a five-day period, they actually have their accounts frozen.
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All right, they actually have their accounts frozen.
So that's why i'm trying to tell people that there's money to be had out there.
I'm serious.
I mean, if you were able to go and put a thousand dollars into a brokerage account and be able to anticipate, do your research, do your due diligence and be able to buy a stock all right, prior to earnings or it doesn't even have to be that play, it could be ipos.
That's another play that is very, very easy, liquid.
For you people that are unaware of what ipos are, it is an, it is an initial public offering.
It is when a stock first goes public and on sale on the exchange.
Now, depending on the company, you have to also do your due diligence and understand how much uh, how many shares they're going to put on the market, how much they're asking for uh, what are the fundamentals, the business model, so on and so forth.
But that's another play that you can make serious capital on.
I mean, i'm just saying that there should be no reason why everyday American people that can, just you know, scrape up a thousand, two thousand dollars, why they cannot go and day trade.
This is a penalizing law against the people.
Everybody should be able to go out and participate in day trading.
The liquid is there.
I'm telling you how it is.
I'm telling you how easy it is to make money in this crap.
Now, how you pay taxes on that, that's a whole other show.
You got to get tax professionals and tax attorneys and that sort of thing, but the money is there.
The money is there.
Why the government is preventing the American people from doing it?
I have no goddamn idea.
All right, no goddamn idea, Jesus Christ.
Anyway, I didn't mean to get on that soliloquy folks, but I I definitely do believe that that law needs to be completely just erased from the books, and i'm sure the brokerage firms would appreciate it as well.
Anyway, let me get to the S ⁇ P 500 and the other markets and the commodities, and then we're going to go ahead and get to Twitter shout-outs.
Anyway, the S ⁇ P, once again, the same helter-skelter erratic volatility, definitely a day traders' market here.
S ⁇ P is down 20.24 points, a percentage decrease of 0.93% on the day, closing out the S ⁇ P at 2,151.13 points for the S ⁇ P 500.
I'm actually rather surprised that the S ⁇ P 500 is at 21.5.
But once again, there's so much money that has been printed out thanks to the Federal Reserve and low interest rates and government spending that people don't know where to put their money.
I'm telling you this right now.
They do not know where to put their goddamn money.
That's why you have a ballooned stock market at $18,000 Dow at $21.5 S ⁇ P, 5,000 plus NASDAQ.
It's ridiculous.
It's stupid.
But you see, there's so much money that has been printed out, and people that are obtaining it, what are they going to do with it?
They can't put it in their mattress because it defeats the purpose.
I mean, the rate of inflation, literally, you're losing money because our government continues to spend money and the Federal Reserve continues to print money.
The rate of inflation, because that's what happens when they continue to print money, inflation happens.
So go ahead and read that up.
I don't have time to be giving you vocabulary definitions.
But if they were to just put that in their mattress, they're losing money by the rate of inflation every year just by saving it in their goddamn mattress.
I'm not joking around.
So where are the people going to save their money?
They're going to put it in stocks.
They're going to put it in real estate.
They're going to put it in assets.
And that's why I'm saying, folks, we are witnessing an asset bubble here.
I'm serious.
We are witnessing an asset bubble.
And I mean, that's why I'm pretty much sitting on liquid here, folks.
I'm going to be completely honest with you.
Cash is going to be king when the crash happens.
And, of course, traditional safe assets like gold and silver are always going to be the safe havens when we start seeing this crash in not just the stock market, but the real estate market as well.
Anyway, let's go to the NASDAQ.
The NASDAQ is down today, 49.39 points, a percentage decrease of 0.93% on the day, closing out the NASDAQ at 5,269.16 points for the NASDAQ composite.
And you take a look at the charts of all three major indexes in America, folks.
It's uncanny.
It's uncanny the similarities in which this helter-skelter erratic volatility is like in unison.
And all these indexes, all of them, that just goes to show you that there's not that many people left in the market.
It's just nothing but a bunch of goddamn investment firms and hedge fund managers and mutual fund managers and all that crap.
So this just proves it.
Just take a look at the chart today, if you don't believe me, of all three indexes, almost uncanny identical, which should not ever be in a supposed free market stock market.
Excuse me.
Jesus Christ.
Good Lord.
Anyway, let's get to the commodities, folks.
Seriously, let's get to the commodities here because look, you know, because we had a rally in the dollar, not only did we see a decrease in the equities, we also saw decreases in commodities because that's what happens, folks, all right?
When the dollar increases in value, all right, the commodities decrease, equities decrease, because that's how it works.
If the dollar loses value, that's when you start seeing an increase in commodities.
You see an increase in equities, bonds, these types of things, because people aren't cashing out.
They don't want to hold liquid.
That's what cash is.
That's what cashing out is.
That's what the run on the dollar is.
They're cashing out.
They're holding American dollars.
And because we're having a rally on the dollar today, it's just decreasing everything from equities to commodities.
But one thing that didn't was the energy market.
With the exception of a few exception of a few commodities in that sector, energy was probably a fairly decent winner.
And I was rather surprised, even though I don't think that these gains were dramatic in any regard as it relates to day's crude green numbers.
But in essence, I do and I am surprised that we didn't see enough retention within this crude sector.
Because remember, I mean, we were up five and a half, six percent in the crude market yesterday.
I was surprised that we're not seeing people taking profits from that particular increase in one day, five or six percent cash out and then parlay that back into the dollar rally or bottom feed on some of these decreases in equities or commodities itself.
But with that being said, all right, energy did do fairly well.
All right, let's get to the crude prices.
WTI sweet crude today was up 67 cents, a percentage increase of 1.42 percent on the day.
Not bad.
That's like 7%, close to 7% on the day for WTI, or excuse me, close to 7% for the two day, for the past two days, close to 7% increase for WTI sweet crude.
Not damn bad if you had to listen to yours truly on Monday.
You'd have been making 7% on your money in a goddamn week.
Good God.
Anyway, we've got Brent.
Oh, yeah, let me move on with the WTI.
WTI, once again, 1.42% increase on the day, closing out WTI at $47.72 per barrel of WTI sweet crude oil.
Now, let's get to Brent Crude, folks.
Brent crude is up 43 cents, a percentage increase of 0.88%, closing out Brent crude at $49.12 per barrel of Brent crude oil.
We did see some pullbacks in certain commodities in the energy sector.
Gasoline was down 0.74%.
Natural gas was also down today, 1.20% for natural gas.
And folks, what have I been telling you about this heating oil play since Monday?
I mean, I think we saw, was it a 2.5% increase on Monday?
I think that on Tuesday was also another 1.5%.
We saw another 1.25%, 1.5% yesterday.
Today, folks, heating oil is up 1.14%.
So that's why I'm saying these plays are everywhere.
That's why I try to do the markets to let everybody know that, hey, you want some money.
You want to get in.
You want to become a capitalist.
I'm telling you these plays.
I'm telling you that, hey, here's an option.
There's an option.
I mean, they're not going to teach you this crap in school, folks.
What I am teaching you here is invaluable information.
And I hope that you're taking advantage, and I hope that you're taking goddamn notes.
And once again, folks, if you weren't here on Monday, I said when I brought back the first hour markets, was that heating oil is your classic play right before the cold front comes in in the Midwest and in the East Coast.
Because for the most part, heating oil is the basis of the way folks heat their homes in the Midwest and the North and the Northeast and the East Coast.
So this is a very hot commodity, literally and figuratively, every winter, and the price always goes up around this time.
So it's always a pretty good play.
I'm not trying to say that heating oil is not going to continuously be a good play.
As I've stated, there's a lot of speculation through a lot of different sources that this is going to be a very harsh winter.
And if it's a harsh winter, not only is heating oil going to be a play, but a lot of different commodities are also going to be a play as well.
So let me continue going on, folks.
All right.
Once again, heating oil up 1.14% on the day today.
Let's get to the metals, shall we?
The metals.
Let's get to the metals.
We've got gold falling flat today.
Very, very weird health or skelter market and gold as well, folks.
I mean, look at that chart.
Unbelievable.
I don't like these charts that are just kind of wavy gravy, man.
I don't like that crap.
It shows an insecurity within the investment community.
It shows that they don't know what the hell's going on.
It's what it shows me.
When I look at these charts, that's what it says to me.
I mean, the gold and silver chart almost look almost identical as well.
Almost.
I mean, it's just too uncanny.
Anyway, we've got gold down today, 20 cents, a percentage decrease of 0.02%, closing out gold at $1,323.50 per troy ounce of gold.
All right.
Anyway, let's go to silver, shall we?
Silver was up a nickel.
All right.
That's a percentage increase of 0.26% on the day, closing out silver at $19.17 per troy ounce of silver.
We saw a 1% or 2% increase in copper yesterday, almost 2% increase in copper.
Copper is leveling off.
It's only up 0.05%.
And platinum, for all you folks that are getting into those high-end metals, it was falling flat today.
It was only a 0.03% on the day.
Now, let's get to the agriculture, shall we?
Now, you're seeing a lot of red in the agriculture sector because you're seeing a lot of profits being pulled because of this dollar rally.
And as I stated, when the rally of the dollar ever happens, be prepared for a contraction in the equities and even in the commodities market.
You're going to see down all together because, hey, the dollar is worth something.
Investors are going to go and they want to hold on to the dollar as it's rising.
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And it goes into the whole currency trading thing.
I don't really want to discuss that, but if you want to do more research on that, I strongly advise you to do that on your own.
Let's go into the agriculture here.
All right, mostly in the red here.
Now, let me continue going and start off by corn.
Corn is flat, no change today, 0% increase or decrease.
Now, as for wheat, wheat, you're seeing investors prepping themselves for this potential pop that should happen.
I mean, look, all the analysts within the commodity sector that cover this particular commodity are anticipating a decrease in supply.
We're already seeing increases in demand as it relates to wheat.
And I think that you have a lot of investors.
It's a very weird, very weird chart today.
Very weird chart.
And remember, there's not too many people that are playing the commodities market, like actually buying and selling these contracts.
And for you folks that are unaware on how commodities are actually traded, what people are doing, you know, just to make a long story short, an investor is buying a wheat contract, all right?
A wheat contract that is expected to be delivered on a given time.
Now, these contracts end December 2016.
So these contracts that are being traded are being traded for December 2016.
Now, what investors do is they buy that contract for wheat or whatever commodity and hold that contract until the price of the commodity rises higher or if by some chance it goes lower and they want to dump the son of a bitch.
Now, they can't hold on to that contract too long because it ends.
And if you hold on to a commodities contract all the way into the end, well, you better make the arrangements for it to be delivered somewhere because that damn commodity is now yours.
I'm serious.
That's how the commodities game works.
Now, I am not telling people to invest in this capacity.
As a matter of fact, you have to, I mean, to trade commodities, you have to have hundreds of thousands minimum, in my personal opinion, for it to be even majorly profitable.
But when it's profitable, you can make millions of dollars.
I've known some people that are commodities traders that make serious money.
So I make plays on commodities based on ETFs, based on stock plays, those types of capacities.
I don't play options.
I know I possibly could.
I don't like that financial instrument.
There's a variety of different instruments you can play in an attempt to capitalize on an increase in any one of these commodities.
I'm serious.
I mean, ETFs are the easiest one because you can get in and get out.
Let's say you anticipate an increase, like I'm anticipated an increase in wheat, and this is why I'm getting into this.
You buy an ETF.
Tomorrow, the USDA, the Department of Agriculture, is going to release numbers, starting at 8.30 a.m. and is going to continue releasing numbers at 12 p.m.
And I think the last numbers for tomorrow, they're going to release at 2 p.m.
These are numbers based upon the stock supply of grains.
I believe it's of grains, and I believe it, I think it's just of grains.
Oh, yeah, and it's also of livestock, grains and livestock.
And these numbers are basically going to fuel or deflate any rallies in any of these damn commodities.
So literally, tomorrow's USDA report, it's much like Trading Places, folks.
Have you ever seen the movie Trading Places?
This is going to tell whether or not this wheat rally.
And look, just based upon the chart on wheat, I mean, it's at like a three or four year low, for heaven's sake.
I mean, there's nowhere to go but up.
And if there happens to be a supply situation, I think that it's going to take off.
So in my view, I'm bullish on wheat.
I know there's people within the capitalist army that are taking this play.
I wish you well, and I wish you luck.
And I hope that we're some major winners on this particular play.
Anyway, wheat today is down 1.05%.
But let me tell you, I think that there's a play there.
And I also said yesterday there's going to be a possible play on oats.
Oats have been going up gradually 1 or 2 percent every day this week.
Oats, again, is up 1.15 percent.
Once again, I also think, folks, I've been reading reports out of different rice producers that are basically having a little bit of problem with their rice production.
Rains in Asia.
There's a couple of other reports that a lot of rice producers are, you know, their harvests have been maligned with all kinds of different natural disasters.
So I'm also looking for rice in this report tomorrow to raise up, in my personal opinion.
I mean, I just, in my personal opinion, I feel it.
You know what I mean?
I feel it.
All right.
Let me go ahead and continue going.
Rice is up today 0.31%.
Now, soybean and soybean oil have been raising here, and we've been seeing it steady.
Now, the USDA did release a report today.
The report was the exports, the amount of exports for grains out here.
And there is a substantial amount of soybean being bought by, I believe it's China, and I believe a couple of other countries that is fueling this particular rally in soybean and soybean oil.
Now, soybean is a little flat today.
The chart on that was up all day up until the end of the day's trading.
It is up 0.50%.
Soybean oil, all right, up 1.37% on the day.
And I think that was fueled on the numbers that came out today on the exports of this particular commodity.
And you can read that at USDA.gov, I believe.
Canola, it is up 0.19%.
Pretty flat.
Now, let's continue on.
Now, nothing but red in the softs, folks.
I mean, good God.
Cocoa, which is the plant that is the base for chocolate.
It had been rallying for the past couple of weeks.
People were speculating that it could go so high that it could potentially affect the holiday season.
We're seeing major retraction today, possibly on the dollar rally.
It is down 3.43% on the day.
That's harsh.
3.43% decrease on the day for Cocoa.
We've got coffee.
And folks, it is National Coffee Day.
You would think that that would somehow fuel a little bit of green in the coffee commodity.
Nope, not at all.
Coffee is down 1.93% on the day.
Sugar!
Sugar, on the other hand, folks, we have been seeing increases on sugar.
It is at a four-year high, a four-year high.
I was waiting for some retraction on this particular commodity.
It has finally happened today.
It is down 1.81% on the day.
Orange juice, we've been seeing a lot of increases in orange juice, folks.
And it's because, once again, the cold weather's coming in.
People are starting to consume this.
They're starting to consume this for the vitamin C jolts so that they can prevent themselves from catching any of these ailments that are so pesky around this time.
But you can tell on this dollar rally, they're cashing out some of those profits.
Orange juice is also down 1.52% on the day.
Cotton, cotton is also down 1.10% on the day.
The only thing that was increased today in the soft sector, folks, was lumber.
Lumber was up today 1.38% on the day.
Unbelievable.
Everything in the soft sector was literally down except for lumber.
I have no idea what the hell that's about.
I have no goddamn idea.
I'm speculating that we saw a decrease.
I think there were some numbers that came out earlier this week that new homes are actually decreasing in consumption, but homes that have already been pre-built, of already pre-built homes, are still rallying.
They're still being bought.
They're still being purchased.
So I'm assuming that is the reason for this particular goddamn rally in lumber, because if there's a rally in the dollar, then that means that people are going to continue to buy real estate because if there is no interest rate hike and the dollar is increased in value, then that means that the real estate prices should see a little bit of receding here in the next couple of weeks.
And as a result, you could potentially see some more buying from folks that could potentially be what?
Remodels, you know, re-rebuilding, so on and so forth.
So I have no idea.
Anyway, let me continue going here.
We got rubber.
Rubber is down today 1.21%.
I know not too many people use those nowadays, so I can see why that's down.
Ethanol is also down 1.54%.
And let's get to livestock, shall we?
Now, look, tomorrow's USDA report is also going to give numbers.
All right.
It's also going to give numbers on the livestock, the headcount, the slaughter count.
It's going to show how much is available for consumption.
You take these numbers and you base that on demand.
You base that on exports.
You know what I'm saying?
So that's all there is to it, for Christ's sake, man.
I personally believe that there's going to also be a decent run here in the next month or two, heading into the holidays, on lean hogs.
Lean hogs, folks.
I'm not kidding around.
You want to entertain this particular playout here because we've been seeing some decreases in lean hogs.
And to be honest with you, I think there's going to be a supply problem because processors have cut back on their processing capability based upon the past few quarters' lack of demand.
And because we're heading into the holiday season, and not to mention, folks, that October is National Pork Month.
All right.
It's National Pork Month.
I see nothing but bullish activity for lean hogs.
Now, let me get through these livestock and we'll get to the rest of the broadcast here.
Live cattle is down today, folks, 0.48% on the day.
There may be a small rally in live cattle tomorrow, folks.
I mean, I've been seeing nothing but negative numbers in live cattle.
I've been reading that, you know, and I've been seeing it personally.
Meat prices, beef prices have gone down.
I mean, they're literally giving meat away, beef away out here.
Nobody's consuming it.
You're seeing a decrease in demand.
And if there's a decrease in demand, you're going to have a lot of these producers of livestock not want to slaughter so many heads and probably save them for the next quarter.
So in my personal opinion, I think that live cattle is also a small rally potential in my personal opinion.
We've seen nothing but negative numbers out of live cattle.
So we shall see how that works.
But I am definitely bullish on lean hogs.
Definitely.
Anyway, live cattle is down today, 0.48% decrease on the day.
Cattle feeder is also down today, folks, 0.41% on the day.
And let me tell you, anytime you see an increase in cattle feeder, and how you're going to see an increase is you're going to take a look at those grain prices.
You ever see those grain prices going up, whether it's wheat, corn, or any of these other components to cattle feeder?
You know that when corn and wheat are going up, that cattle feeder is going to go up.
And if cattle feeder is going to go up within live, cattle's going to go up.
You see how economics works, baby?
Economics of Cattle Feeder Prices00:07:20
Huh?
You see how it works?
Oh, man.
Anyway, once again, cattle feeder is down, though, 0.41%.
And lean hogs, folks, up modestly today, very modestly, 0.59% increase on the day.
And that, my friends, is the markets for your ass, all right?
Woo!
I'm telling you, folks.
And look, I'm trying to tell you this, all right?
All right, I'm trying to tell you how to make money.
All right?
I've been trying to tell you folks how to make money, how to make capital, baby.
You understand what I'm saying?
I mean, I'm shooting burls to you people, and it's up to you to catch them, put them in your pocket, and make some serious money out of it.
You understand what I'm saying?
I mean, give me a freaking break.
I'm serious.
I mean, give me a damn break for Christ's sake, man.
As a matter of fact, I'm going to go ahead and drink today.
Give me a goddamn more beer for Christ's sake.
That's what we want here for Christ's sake.
More beer.
Jesus Christ, just get some more beer going on.
Hey, man, I'm capitalizing here, baby.
I mean, I'm capitalizing.
As you can see, folks, I know there's a lot of troll terrorists and cyber vermin on Twitter flapping their damn Pop-Tart-stained fingers on the keyboard, talking a bunch of garbage, saying, I'm bored.
I don't like this ghost.
Well, you know what?
Tough titty ass crack, all right?
Tough titty.
All right?
Because as far as I'm concerned, what I'm doing here is providing you stupid numb-nuts a service.
What I'm doing is providing, I would say, millions of dollars of information for you people to grasp on on and try to utilize to make your life better, to make you a capitalist, to make you understand how all this runs, how this damn economy works, how everything goes for Christ's sake, man.
I'm serious for Christ's sake.
I mean, I'm sitting here showing and telling you people how to make money.
And it's up to you whether you want to do it or not.
All right?
Serious.
It's up to you if you want to do it or not.
And if you don't want to do it, well, then don't piss and moan when one day you're shining capitalists' shoes.
You understand that, boy?
Don't be pissing and moaning when you're having to be on your goddamn knees and shining the shoes of capitalists, you sorry sacks of for-flushing crap.
You understand that?
You understand that?
Son of a bitch.
Anyway, folks, let me go ahead and move on here to the rest of the broadcast.
As a matter of fact, let me go ahead and get freaking Twitter shout-outs over with so these stupid troll terrorists and cyber vermin can sit here.
I'm bored.
You know what?
You're bored.
Get out of here.
How about that, you stupid, sorry sack of crap?
What makes you think that I even want you here, huh?
It's obvious you're a lost cause.
You're an imbecilic moron.
You refuse to understand, comprehend, or cognitively interpret the knowledge that I'm giving to you, stupid people.
But instead, you want, no, I want to make fan art.
I want to make little art pillows of you, and I want to do this because I'm an insignificant, stupid little nothing.
That's right.
My life sucks, and this is what I do.
And instead of actually making my life worth the crap, I'm just going to make my insignificant, half-atard life even that much more insignificant and continue to be like, ah, look at me, I'm a troll.
Stupid, dumb, imbecilic morons, man.
Get out of here.
Get them out.
I don't care if you listen or not.
Get out.
Get out of here.
Think I care if a bunch of troll terrorists and cyber vermin listen.
I don't give a crap.
Get out.
Get the hell out.
Anyway, let me calm my ass down here.
Let's go ahead and get to some Twitter shout-outs.
And look, it may not even be many of them because I can already tell these damn troll terrorists and cyber vermin, you know, they're really like getting off on the fact that I'm going to get this name.
And that name is me.
Even though I'm an insignificant little nothing pissant that still lives with Mammy and has no way to take care of myself, that was me.
Jesus Christ, stupid morons.
Anyway, I'm only going to take a couple of these and then I'm going to move on for Christ's sake.
What's going on to the Shepis?
How you doing?
That's a true capitalist right there.
What's going on to Frosty, man?
I'm sorry to hear it, man.
I hope you keep your head up.
Let me know what's going on here.
All right.
Who else do we got going on over here?
We got, Jesus Christ.
We've got 5,000 engineer fans.
Shut up.
Oh, 50,000.
You know what?
I know you're BSing now.
All right?
I know you idiots are BSing that 50,000 engineer fans.
Shut up.
Just shut your stupid, stinking, smelly holes.
All right.
Good God.
Who else do we have going on over here?
We got the Brody Network in the house.
We got Remington in the house.
How are you doing?
Base Loweller.
All right.
Templeton Bit My Type.
Shut up, you idiot.
We got Capitalist Kush in the house.
Jersey Train Simulator.
Look, that's, look, you see, this is why I didn't even want to bring up this subject before the damn Twitter shout-outs, because I knew, I knew you damn troll terrorists were going to make fun of the situation, all right?
Now, for you folks that are unaware, all right, there was a train accident, or was it an accident?
Who knows?
That happened in Hoboken, New Jersey.
Killed one person, I believe reports say, injured over 100 people.
Now, I strongly advise everybody to hold their judgments on whether or not this is an accident or not, because it seems pretty goddamn deliberate to me.
And I'd like to know the name of the engineer.
No pun intended engineer.
I'm not talking about you.
I'm talking about another engineer, right?
I'd like to know the name of the engineer of that particular train and whether or not it was a a la snack bar or something of that capacity, the religion of peace or something of that nature, all right?
I'm just saying.
I'm just saying.
Anyway, we got Czech Capitalist in the house.
We got private, was it Freidhelm Winter?
What's going on?
We got John S.K., the deplorable Choco, all right?
Thomas won't stop an engine.
Shut up.
Just shut up, man.
I can beat ghosts.
Deliberate Accident Investigation00:05:32
Yeah, right.
You come over here to freaking San.
I'm in San Antonio now, boy.
All right?
You want to meet me somewhere?
I'll tell you what.
I'll tell you where you can meet me.
Where was I at here?
That looks like a very nice area of town that you people can meet me at.
How about anywhere in the west side of San Antonio?
You meet me anywhere out there.
Walk around out there for a little bit.
All right?
And try to act like troll terrorists out there and see how you.
Or you know what, better yet?
Even the east side.
You see, that's the funny part about San Antonio.
The west side, Mexican barrio, okay?
The east side, black ghetto.
All right?
And the south side is like literally little Mexico.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm not joking around.
All right?
Anyway, look, I'm sorry.
I'm just, I have to say the truth.
I'm sorry.
Anyway, we got Dr. Bristol.
We got iBoom 7.
Whatever the hell that's supposed to be.
We got Jimmy Capitalist in the house.
What's going on, Jimmy?
How you doing?
And in the wizard in the place.
Jesus Christ.
Ghost six-month sentence.
That's not funny, ass crack.
Seriously, all right?
That's not funny.
That's not funny.
You heard the speech.
But behind the glitter lies this stark truth.
In Hillary Clinton's America, things get worse.
Under her dishonest plan, taxes keep rising.
Terrorism spreads.
Washington insiders remain in control.
Americans losing their jobs, homes, and hope.
In Donald Trump's America, people are put back to work.
Our families are safe.
The American dream achievable again.
Change that makes America great again.
I'm Donald Trump, and I approve this message.
Jesus Christ.
Who else do we have here?
This is the kind of crap I get for Twitter shout-outs, folks.
This is it right here.
This is what I get.
Jesus Christ.
We got the green leader in the house.
The Key Stoner in the place.
Cam the man in the house.
How you doing, man?
Politics Pepe.
Jesus Christ, man.
Jesus Christ.
I mean, you know, Ghost drives a Model T. What the hell?
Shut up!
Jesus Christ.
Should I buy wheat?
I said I'm bullish on wheat.
You should, you know, I don't know.
I mean, the report comes out pretty early tomorrow.
We shall see.
We got Vetaforum Wars in the house.
How you doing, man?
Body pillows and pampers.
Jesus, just shut up, all right?
Engineer one, Hoboken Zero.
You shut up!
God damn it!
God damn it!
You see, I got damn it.
I knew you sons of bitches were going to do some garbage like this, man.
I knew it.
I knew it, man.
And look, here's another one.
Engineer train wreck.
I mean, stop it.
Just stop.
It's too soon, man.
It's too soon.
It's too goddamn soon, man.
It's too soon for this stuff, man.
Jesus.
Look, give me the mic.
Look, somebody putting here Market Snore Fest.
You want to know why it's a snore fest for you there, you fat, pot-bellied piece of crap?
It's because you're a pathetically anal loser that isn't going to accomplish a goddamn thing.
And you're going to expect your disgusting, despicable whorebag mother or your cuckhold connoisseur father to take care of your half-at-tarred ass.
That's why you think the markets are a snooze fest or a snore fest, you sorry sack of trash.
All right?
Seriously.
You're losers.
All right.
Just get it through your head.
You're losers.
Jesus Christ.
Who else do we have here for Christ's sake, man?
A bunch of freaking half-at-tards is what we have here.
Jesus Christ, my wife says moo, you asshole.
Huh?
She's, you know, and that's a stupid little brony right now.
I'm getting sick and tired of you, bronies.
You understand that?
I'm serious.
I'm getting sick and tired of you stupid little bronies.
Because let me tell you something right now, you little pipscreek, little half-a-femi fruit bags.
All right?
If you were to ever think that you could tell me something like that in my face, I would break your glasses and shove them down your throat.
Stupid dumbass, for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ.
Who else do we have for Christ's sake, man?
NFL star Templeton.
What the hell does that mean?
Jesus Christ, man.
Thomas Jersey Engine.
Look, enough, alright?
Seriously, enough of that crap.
Shut up.
Shut up.
Look at this.
Last train to Hoboken.
Enough!
Enough of that crap!
Jesus Christ!
You sick twisted bricks!
Enough of that stuff, man!
Enough of that crap!
Confronting Cyber Vermin00:08:02
I'm telling you, you guys, I'm telling you, you damn, you troll terrorists.
You know, you talk a big game online, boy.
I'm telling you this right now.
Let me tell you something, you scumbags.
Each and every one of you troll terrorists, I guarantee you, you're never taking an ass beating.
And I tell you, I think that's what every male needs.
Every male needs a good, goddamn, humbling ass beating.
Because after they take a good beating, that's when they're like, oh, man, I better not do that again.
I better not, you know, be trolling and making sure I'm going to get caught because I'm going to get my ass kicked.
I think, you know, seriously, I think everybody needs a good, goddamn kick in the goddamn ass.
I'm serious.
A couple of slaps up inside their fat, jelly ass, pimpled, pop-tart-eating faces.
You know what I'm saying?
Goddamn right, boy.
Stupid troll terrorist scum, for Christ's sake, man.
I'd be more than happy to beat you there.
Beat the beat Jesus out of every one of you like I was your damn daddy.
As a matter of fact, give me my filth.
Give me it.
Give me my damn filth.
You see, you troll terrorists and cyber vermin are single whore mother larva.
And you need to get that through your head.
It's your dirty dishrag whore mother that shitted you out and turned you into no personality, dickless, stupid, imbecilic, fat, jelly ass, enemy cartoon fetish loving pieces of crap.
All right?
And all you need is a good ass beating.
All you need is a good ass beating, for Christ's sake, from a daddy that your stupid, dumb femi ass has never had there, boy.
Ha!
Yeah!
Yeah!
I take you in that damn woodshed, boy, and beat you like I was your daddy, boy.
Yeah!
Yeah!
Take that fruit bowl!
I ain't made a man of you yet, boy!
Yeah!
Ha!
You're goddamn right, you son of a bitch.
All right?
Nothing but a bunch of goddamn single mother larva.
Single whore mother larvae.
As a matter of fact, bring your whore mother.
Bring your single whore mother into the woodshed, will you too, boy?
She needs a little bit of yeah, yeah.
Keep your legs closed, broad.
Yeah, yeah.
Put a damn cork in it or a sponge in it, get here!
Yeah!
Goddamn son of a bitch.
Single dishrag whore mothers.
I'm sick of them, man.
I'm sick of them.
I'm sick of them all.
Jesus Christ, man.
I'm sick of them all.
I'm serious.
I'm sick of them all.
Give me my beer.
I drank for Christ's sake, son of a bitch.
That's what I'm talking about, man.
Let me tell you something.
That's what you goddamn troll terrorists and cyber vermin need, boy.
You understand that?
That's what you goddamn need.
I guarantee it, boy.
Let me tell you something.
It's what you need.
You need a good ass beating.
Each and every one of you troll terrorists.
You need your goddamn ass whooped.
All right?
Anyway, what's going on to Sergeant Yoda?
He's in the house.
What's going on to Blood Fart?
How are you doing, Bloodfart?
Jesus Christ.
Who the hell else do we got here?
I'm sick and tired of that crap, man.
I'm sitting over here.
I'm shooting pearls to you people and you don't even care.
Jesus Christ.
We got the tarred crew in the house.
Jesus Christ.
Ghostler Youth Boy Scouts.
She said, shut up, man.
Just shut up.
Oh, my God.
We got Nutty Stool Sample.
Jesus Christ.
We got multi-track drifting.
Whatever the hell.
Shut off about the goddamn crash already, man.
Shut up.
Jesus Christ, man.
Novelty best in the house.
Trolls 361 Ghost Zero.
Yeah, right.
Are you kidding me?
I'm getting the best out of each and every one of you trolls, boy.
You want to know why?
Because you trolls, you thought you were going to get one over on me, right?
Trying to pit me and my engineer against each other.
How did that work out for you, huh?
Trolls?
Huh?
How did that work out for you, huh?
It didn't work out at all, did it there, you stupid dumb digital scum, huh?
You freaking digital aides of the internets.
It didn't work out for you there.
Did it there, boy, huh?
It didn't work out.
This is my show.
I'm the talent, boy.
I'm the talent.
Son of a bitch.
Anyway, who else do we got going on here?
We got, you know, I'm not saying that.
Ghostler's Gas Bill.
Man, you guys, you know, I mean, well, how am I supposed to react to this crap, man?
Jesus Christ.
We got train body pillow.
That's great.
Hoboken got railed.
You know, I'm not doing it.
Engineer one, Hoboken Zero.
You know, I've had enough of this.
I'm having this crap.
I'm not letting you idiots do this anymore.
I've had enough of this crap, man.
I'm serious.
I've had enough.
Shut up your ass.
You people do not have a soul.
I can't believe you people, man.
I cannot believe you freaking stupid scumbags, man.
Give me the mic.
Give me the goddamn mic, man.
That's it.
This is why we can't have nice things, folks.
All right.
I'm not doing any more Twitter shout-outs, for Christ's sake.
Anyway, we're now into the second hour of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
And of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
And once again, folks, I want to thank you very much for tuning in with me.
Before we get into anything else, I'd like for everybody to please spread it around like wildfire.
I don't know why.
You idiots are just going to get more trolls.
I shouldn't even be telling you people to do this because, I mean, the more and more I'm noticing you morons spread it around like wildfire.
You're putting it in all these ridiculous, disgusting, filthy troll forums.
And all I'm getting is a bunch of damn fat jelly ass, pocket pool playing, cartoon fetish man-children coming up to my broadcast, trying to besmirch this show.
And I really don't appreciate it.
I don't appreciate it one bit for Christ's sake.
All right?
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, folks, if you haven't already done so, please bookmark the official website of the True Capitalist Radio Show.
It is blogtalkradio.com slash ghost.
That's blogtalkradio.com slash ghost.
Every one of my episodes is there to download absolutely free.
So if you're ever bored and you want to catch up on the show, there's over 1,300 hours of content that is highly unappreciated by a lot of these damn troll terrorists and cyber vermin that don't understand that I don't have to be here.
Trump Organization Cuba Meeting00:03:31
You understand that?
I don't have to be here.
Jesus Christ, I don't have to be here.
You son of a bitch.
Oh, my God.
Anyway, look, let me continue going, folks, all right?
I was getting over the markets here.
Let's talk a little bit about this Newsweek hit piece on Donald Trump in Cuba.
Now, first and foremost, folks, I don't see any link of actual Donald Trump going to Cuba, meeting with Cuban officials, nothing of that nature.
In the Newsweek article, it states, and I quote, Trump's organization indirectly is what it says, indirectly gave money to a consulting firm that ended up meeting with Cuban officials about potentially doing business in Cuba.
Now, did Donald Trump say, hey, I want to meet Fidel Castro?
Go out there.
No, he did it.
And you see, that's what you dumbasses that aren't capitalists, that's what you seem to fail to comprehend, that this man has a billion-dollar or a multi-billion dollar organization.
All right?
Tens of thousands of people under him.
Hundreds of executives.
All right?
Hundreds of executives.
Now, each and every one of those executives, I'm sure, are highly rewarded if they're able to make a deal for Mr. Trump and make it considerably profitable for the Trump organization.
I'm sure they get raises.
I'm sure they get bonuses.
Just like any corporation, folks.
Just like any corporation.
And how I have investigated this particular hit piece by the Newsweek is that an executive that is with the Trump organization attempted to utilize Trump organization money to hire a consulting firm called Seven Arrows Consulting, I believe it was the name.
And this consulting firm was the actual conduit in which any communication with any Cuban officials was conducted.
There was no goddamn sit-down.
There was no goddamn meeting with Castro and goddamn Trump.
There was nothing.
It's nothing.
It's crap.
It's a hit piece.
And folks, not to mention, in the same hit piece article.
All right, there's a video, if you actually go to the internet website version of this hit piece, where they not only say that not only did this happen, but sometime after this particular meeting,
Donald Trump attempted to run for president in 1999 under the Reform Party, and he talked about how he wanted to keep the embargo on Cuba and that Castro needs to be taken down and that any business that was going to be happened to, or that is going to be taking place, I should say, between Cuba will exclusively benefit Castro and not the people.
And he even said in that speech that Cuban officials had approached him to build hotels in Havana, and he said, not as long as Castro is in power.
Illegal Food Supply Scandal00:02:29
All right?
This is a pure, goddamn hit piece, and I cannot believe that these damn liberals and these people that are such Trump haters are utilizing this and making a trend on Twitter, trying to spread it around like there's some goddamn fire.
There ain't no fire for Christ's sake, man.
That's why I'm saying this is a pure hit piece.
All right?
A pure hit piece.
I mean, Donald Trump, I mean, that's what you people don't understand.
I mean, it's like a restaurant, a person that owns a restaurant, okay?
Let's say that person who owns a restaurant, he's an owner, or she's an owner, whoever.
And they're there on a very nonchalant basis because they've constructed a restaurant system in which it is self-sustaining, especially if they have a competent manager that's running the ship.
Now, let's say that manager comes across some product that was maybe, I don't know, food, maybe some shrimp, maybe some fish, maybe some slabs of meat, maybe some T-bones, whatever the case might be, comes in through the back door by a couple of kids who stole that particular merchandise.
Now, the manager looks at the stolen merchandise and says, whoa, man, I mean, I could make my boss a lot of money.
That could give me a bonus, or I could potentially take a holiday for two weeks or something of that nature.
Let me go ahead and make a move on this illegal food, even though it looks great, great cuts, doesn't look like anything's wrong with it.
They buy the illegal food and then sell it in that business.
Does that make the owner of the company participant in illegal activity?
I mean, it's that kind of capacity in which they're trying to connect Donald Trump with this Cuba scenario.
I mean, in this case for the Cuba scenario, nothing was stolen.
There was no stolen activity or anything of that capacity.
The executive just arranged a consulting firm to meet with the officials of Cuba to hear what they had to say.
Political Desperation and Blame00:10:09
And that's all there is to it, for Christ's sake.
So give me a break.
Give me a goddamn break.
Jesus Christ.
Give me my drink.
Give me my damn drink.
And you know, I'm looking on Twitter right now.
People are saying, oh, the owner is responsible.
No, it's not.
If that's the case, how come Chipotle is still in business, huh?
I mean, with that ridiculous outbreak of whatever the hell they were putting in their freaking garbage meat.
You know what I mean?
Huh?
Okay, yeah, they're responsible, but they're not going to be directly responsible.
The argument in a lawsuit will be that, hey, it was our supplier.
All right?
It was our supplier, you idiot.
So learn business before you start commenting, you stupid, dumb idiot trolls.
I'm telling you, you people are more idiotic than some half-atard elementary kid with a freaking goddamn helmet on his head, you stupid, dumb imbecile.
All right?
So shove it up, your ass.
Anyway, let me move on for Christ's sake.
I am saying this is a hit piece from the word go.
And for this particular hit piece to be able to be coming out now is just more and more desperation coming out of the Hillary Clinton campaign.
I mean, it's desperation.
I'm serious.
It's utter desperation, for Christ's sake.
And I cannot believe that people are, and look at this, look at Twitter, for Christ's sake, Trump in Cuba.
They actually believe, I mean, this is how stupid people are in America today, all right?
This is how stupid people are in America.
They look at Trump in Cuba, they click on that trend, and, you know, just imagine the Black Lives Matter folk or the ignorant goddamn liberal folk.
They look at that, and you know what they interpret in their head?
Oh, my God, Donald Trump met with Fidel Castro.
Oh, my God.
Even though freaking Obama went there and practically gave him head.
No, no, no.
Oh, my God.
Donald Trump.
Shut up, you stupid morons, for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ.
Oh, my God, Trump, if he met with Fidel Castro.
Oh, my God.
Shut up.
Just shut your mouth.
Jesus Christ, man.
Hit piece, man.
Desperation hit piece.
And let me tell you something, Newsweek.
Why don't you release all the documents?
Because all you're doing is scouring through depositions.
You're scouring through old lawsuits.
And that's exactly where this particular piece of information comes from.
So why don't you release all the data instead of nitpicking the garbage that you're trying to put as sensational journalism, you sorry sacks of crap.
All right?
Give me a goddamn break.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, I'm going to move on because everybody knows that this is a goddamn desperation piece.
All right?
And meanwhile, while this piece is being circulated, where the hell is Hillary Clinton at, huh?
Where in the hell is Hillary Clinton?
I'll tell you where she's in.
She's in Chicago right now having a goddamn fundraiser for $4 million.
All right?
Four million dollars.
I mean, how much more money does this Michael J. Fox and the Shakespeare need?
How much does she really need?
She's already losing the election.
She has put over $200 million in advertisements against Trump.
I mean, what else?
I mean, what else?
How much more?
How much more?
$4 million, for Christ's sake.
Now, I'd like to know if Hillary Clinton's actually going to show up, all right?
If he's actually going to show up or if she's going to do one of those green screens from broadcasting from another location, that sort of thing.
I mean, give me a goddamn break.
Jesus Christ.
I'm just, I'm sick.
I can't believe anybody would still support this woman, especially after the DNC leaks, especially after all the data that's come out, all the corruption, the criminality.
You people are stupid, seriously.
I'm serious.
You people are stupid.
Jesus Christ.
I'm serious.
If you were voting for Hillary Clinton, I mean, let me tell you something.
I wouldn't hire you.
If I found out you were a Hillary supporter, I'd fire your ass.
All right?
Because you are an irrational idiot.
You are an irrational, anti-American, stupid piece of imbecilic trash that obviously closes a blind eye to corruption and criminality whenever, I don't know, it fits your narrative.
It fits, you know, whatever.
I don't know what the motive is for Christ's sake, man.
I don't know.
Jesus Christ.
I'm telling you, if you're voting for Hillary Clinton, you're an anti-American piece of trash.
And as far as I'm concerned, when Donald Trump starts deporting these illegal immigrants out of the country, I think they should start with you.
They should start with you, liberal, pro-criminal, pro-corruption party piece of trash.
I think you should be deported out of here.
I'm serious.
Get out of my country.
All right, you hate it so much.
Get out.
Get out of my country.
You want to sit here?
You want to kamikaze our country with this goddamn mulatto that's in the freaking White House, for Christ's sake?
Get out!
Get out of my country.
If you are not voting for Donald Trump this election, you are anti-American.
I mean, there is no if, ands, or buts about it.
That's what this election is all about.
Trump is for America, and Hillary Clinton is for herself and the bureaucratic international institutionalists.
Get out of my country, all of you anti-American pricks.
Get out!
Get out of here!
Go to North Korea!
Go to Venezuela and live the goddamn socialist life, you son of a bitch.
Jesus Christ.
Oh, my God.
Anyway, I'm sorry, folks.
I didn't mean to get off Keister here.
I mean, but seriously, I cannot stand these people.
I think Hillary Clinton was great.
I think that she's so presidential.
I love her.
You stupid, dumb scumbags.
Are you turning blinders onto the fact that they robbed Bernie Sanders?
What are happening to the Bernie Sanders people?
Where are the hell are those assholes, huh?
Where are the field of burners?
You know what I'm saying?
Where are the field-a-burn people?
They're going for Hillary Rotten Clinton because, hey, I'm Bernie Sanders, and I'm telling you that you need to vote for Hillary Clinton.
I already got your money now.
There's no reason to continue to think that I'm going to be the president here.
You just need to go.
You know, you need to do what you have to do, and I will tell you what to do.
And what you need to do is come on over here and take your underwears off.
Now go ahead and clean yourself up and don't tell anybody I told you to take your underways off and vote for Hillary Clinton because you're stupid and you don't know any better.
And I'm Boynie Sanders and you're not.
That's what he did to you.
Feel the burners.
How could you sit here and support Hillary Clinton when he stole the nomination from Uncle Bernie, you dumbasses?
She stole the nomination.
The proof is in the DNC leaks.
The proof is in the DNC leaks for Christ's sake, man.
I mean, come on.
Come on.
Imagine a country where jobs are plentiful and families can get ahead.
A country where veterans are treated with dignity and respect.
A country so powerful, terrorism is in retreat.
Our families are safe.
A country run by a leader whose career was built on success.
A leader who isn't beholden to special interests, but to the people themselves.
Make America great again.
Donald Trump for president.
I'm Donald Trump, and I approve this message.
I'm telling you this right now.
You sons of bitches that are voting for Hillary Rotten Clinton, you are anti-American.
Military Disrespect and Anger00:07:16
I spit on you people.
You understand that?
I mean, out here, Donald Trump's out here.
He's making stump speech after stump speech out here.
You know, thousands of people are attending his rallies for Christ's sake.
Here, you got Hillary Clinton going to Chicago incognito to get a goddamn $4 million fundraiser.
Who's the elitist?
You stupid, sorry sacks of crap.
How many billionaires are supporting Hillary Rotten Clinton, you dumbasses?
Huh?
Stupid.
You people are stupid.
You're stupid.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, folks, let me move on.
All right?
Let me move on.
Because I don't want to talk about Hillary Rotten Clinton.
She makes me sick.
She makes me want to throw up nasty chicken grease and corn oil and cream of wheat with five-day old stereo and stomach plasma and corn beef.
Jesus Christ, man.
Anyway, folks, did you hear this scumbag Obama, our supposed president, last night give a town hall to what seemed like the majority of the people attending were military members?
Did you hear him just literally just disrespect our military right in front of their faces, man?
I mean, seriously, I'm getting tired of Barack Obama, man.
I hope that when Donald Trump is elected president, that he pursues charges on Barack Obama for treason.
And there are like so many things that you can go after Barack Obama on a legal basis.
I'm serious.
This guy is a complete and utter scumbag.
First and foremost, he chastised the Congress for overriding his veto and basically stated that it was the right thing to veto a bill that would help 9-11 victims' families.
Said it was the right thing to do, and he chastised the goddamn Congress for doing so in that town hall.
Secondly, folks, I don't know if you folks are, if you saw this particular town hall, but there was an actual Gold Star mother.
And that means that if you're a Gold Star family, that means that you lost son or daughter out there in the battlefield.
I believe this particular Gold Star mother mother, excuse me, the Gold Star mother lost her son in Iraq, I believe, in 2007.
So she stood up and asked the president why exactly he will not use the term radical Islamic terror in reference to the battle that we are basically facing and her son died fighting against.
And Barack Obama, did you hear what he said?
Did he hear what he said?
Barack Obama actually looked at this Gold Star mother in the eyes and said that this idea of Islamic terrorism is a manufactured issue.
Yeah.
It is a manufactured issue, for Christ's sake.
Can you believe this crap?
Islamic care is a manufactured issue.
That's what Obama said.
He said that to a gold star mother.
He said that in front of the military.
You scumbag Obama.
You scumbag mulatto.
God damn it.
I mean, take this man out of office, military.
God damn it.
Good God.
He actually told a gold star mother that Islamic terror is a manufactured issue.
I mean, good God, is this our president?
Is this really our goddamn president?
Islamic terror a manufactured issue.
I mean, has this whole world gone mad?
Are we in a different paradigm, for Christ's sake?
Did we forget 9-11?
Have we forgotten all the Islamic terrorist attacks since 9-11?
I mean, good God, I'm sick of this crap, man.
I'm sick of it.
I'm sick of it, man.
I mean, he disrespected our truths.
He was spitting on our troops last night.
That's what Obama was doing.
He was spitting in our truth's face.
Everyone who died for this country, everyone who died for Islamic terrorism, fighting against Islamic terrorism, trying to defeat Islamic terrorism.
Obama spit in their face.
Obama spit in the military's face, and he was smiling.
I mean, you should see his disgusting sociopathic, psychopathic smirk.
Did y'all see it?
Did y'all see it for Christ's sake?
And we good God.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Oh, my God.
This is supposed to be our goddamn president.
What a sick, what a sick, disgusting representation of America that Obama is.
I'm telling you, Obama is spitting the faces of American troops.
I can't believe that piece of crap.
I can't believe that piece of crap.
Jesus Christ, man.
Give me the mic.
Give me the goddamn mic.
Goddamn mulatto son of a bitch Going to sit over here and tell a gold star mom that Islamic terrorism is a manufactured issue.
What a goddamn scumbag.
What a scumbag!
Man, I don't even want to talk about this issue anymore.
I'm going to get so freaking pissed off.
All right?
I'm serious.
I'm going to get so freaking pissed off.
I may do something.
I may start breaking more stuff than just freaking freaking tads for Christ's sake.
I may start breaking more stuff for Christ's sake because this should get you angry.
I'm angry.
I'm angry.
It should get you angry for Christ's sake that Islamic terrorism is a manufactured issue.
This is our freaking president.
This is our president.
This is supposed to be a representation of the American people, for Christ's sake, man.
I can't stand this guy.
I can't believe this guy can sit here and spit in our troops' face, spit in America's face.
God damn it.
Give me my freaking drink.
For Christ's sake.
Goddamn son of a bitch.
I'm telling you.
Libertarian Criticism of Johnson00:10:54
I can't believe this guy.
I cannot believe this president of ours, a manufactured issue.
What a filthy scumbag.
What a filthy, disgusting little scumbag.
Anyway, I don't want to talk about Obama anymore, for Christ's sake.
I mean, every time I look at him, he looks like a freaking Taliban marathon runner, for Christ's sake.
He looks like a terrorist, for Christ's sake, man.
Anyway, look, I don't want to talk about that son of a bitch, all right?
I mean, I hope that he is gone from office legitimately after this election.
I don't want him to pull any kind of nuclear confrontation crap that he's trying to antagonize the Russians into doing so that it can justify his tenure beyond a second goddamn turn, for Christ's sake, all right?
Jesus Christ, man.
Anyway, let me move on.
And look, I mean, it isn't just these Democrats that are stupid.
I mean, these libertarians, folks.
And let me tell you, this is why I never, ever identified as a libertarian.
And I even have made criticism, major criticisms of the libertarian movement back when I was broadcasting in 2008, 9, 10, 11, and 12.
All right?
Because I always knew that this libertarian movement was, it was not necessarily identified with any true politic, if you will.
It was just a group of losers, for lack of a better term.
And I know there were some legitimate libertarians.
I'm not trying to disrespect them all.
But for the most part, a bunch of losers that were trying to rebel against the two-party system and utilized a cafeteria-based political ideology, because that's really much what libertarians are.
It's a cafeteria-based ideology.
Libertarians think, well, I can be liberal in this, but I can be kind of conservative in this, and then I can be kind of capitalist in this, and then I can be kind of communist in this.
I mean, this stupid, dumb, imbecilic asshole socialist Bill Maher once identified himself as a libertarian.
So that's why I have never, ever given any respect to the libertarian moniker, because I always knew, all right?
I always knew that these libertarians were going to show their true goddamn colors.
And look, they did in their convention this past year, and not only did they show that the Libertarian Party is an utter joke by their convention, but who they chose as their goddamn candidate, this Gary Johnson moron.
Okay?
Now, for you folks, remember about a week or a week and a half, two weeks ago, Gary Johnson was busted on Morning Joe when Mike Barnacle questioned Gary Johnson on his views on Aleppo.
And this moron, Gary Johnson, looked at him with his feminine physical attributes, looked at Barnacle Cross side.
What is Aleppo?
And Barnacle couldn't believe it.
He goes, you're kidding me.
No, what is Aleppo?
So once again, you know, he proved himself to be an idiot.
But folks, he proved himself to be even more of an idiot.
And I don't understand why MSNBC is putting this guy on, because it seems to me that they know that Gary Johnson's a moron, and this is their way, MSNBC, the left-leaning media organization, to make libertarians and those on the right look imbecilic and stupid and pathetic.
Gary Johnson was being interviewed by Chris Matthews, hardball with Chris Matthews, okay?
And Chris Matthews asked him a simple question.
The libertarian candidate, Gary Johnson.
He asked him a simple question.
Who is your favorite world leader?
And Gary Johnson couldn't answer.
And he literally said, I think I'm having another one of those what is Aleppo moments because I can't really think of one.
And this son of a bitch was like, hey, look, name one.
I mean, any world leader, any world leader, for Christ's sake.
And Gary Johnson just had like a Sarah Palin moment, was like, well, the former leader of Mexico, I forgot his name, the guy that used to lead Mexico.
And you know the ironic part about it is he couldn't even name the leader of Mexico when he was the governor of New Mexico.
I mean, good God, you can't make this idiocy up.
This guy's the governor of New Mexico and tries to claim that one of his favorite leaders is a former president of Mexico, and this son of a bitch can't even name the leader or that he's, I mean, I can't believe this crap.
Anybody who is still a libertarian after this and is proud to put that, I noticed a lot of you idiots that were libertarians that used to talk garbage to me on Twitter.
I noticed that y'all changed y'all's names now.
Y'all don't have libertarian in your goddamn name anymore.
You know what I'm saying?
I noticed once Gary Johnson became the goddamn president or the presidential nominee for the Libertarian Party.
You sons of bitches wanted to take that libertarian moniker right out of your social media accounts.
And I don't blame you, boy.
I don't blame you.
Jesus Christ, what an imbecile Gary Johnson, for Christ's sake, man.
Well, he's an idiot, man.
I knew he was an idiot, all right, when I first saw him on the scene, all right?
And then this guy putting out his campaign slogan, Feel the Johnson.
Feel the Johnson.
I mean, you couldn't get any more homosexual than that.
I mean, just come out of the closet, Gary.
Seriously, man.
I'm not joking around.
Come out the closet, for Christ's sake.
It's obvious that you're fruitier than a box of fruit loops.
I mean, I sure as hell wouldn't stand next to you in the same urinal and the urinal dividers.
No, none of that crap.
No, yeah, this guy would be checking out my Johnson, trying to see if he could feel my guy.
I mean, you know what I'm saying?
I mean, it's stupid.
It's sick.
It's sick.
So if you're voting for this guy, you're just as I think you're even dumber than Hillary Clinton's supporters, for Christ's sake, man.
I mean, at least Hillary Clinton can spew out a bunch of bureaucratic nonsense at will and, you know, can satisfy the dumb idiots within her group of supporters.
I mean, Gary Johnson is not even giving fodder for his supporters to be able to justify his stupidity.
You know what I'm saying?
I mean, Jesus Christ, give me my drink for Feel the Johnson.
Get the hell out of here, you fruit bull.
Jesus.
I mean, he doesn't know what Aleppo is, can't name a goddamn world leader he admires.
What an idiot, man.
Kind of makes you wonder, I mean, who this guy blew to get to become governor of New Mexico, for Christ's sake.
I'm just saying.
I'm just saying.
I don't know.
Maybe him and Bill Richardson had something going on for Christ.
Y'all remember Bill Richardson?
He used to be the governor of New Mexico, big whig in the Democratic Party, until he was caught lying, pretending that he was once an MLB baseball player when they realized he was freaking lying at his ass.
All right?
And when it came out and they said, look, you were never a major league baseball player, you lying son of a wannabe Fernando Venezuela son of a bitch.
And that's when he completely faded into oblivion.
But anyway, I digress.
All right?
I digress.
Freaking idiot Gary Johnson.
I'm telling you, you vote for this idiot.
You're a moron.
All right.
I mean, if you vote for this idiot and you're actually promoting to vote for this idiot, we know exactly where you're coming from, you idiot.
All right?
Seriously.
Anyway, folks, let me get to some international news.
But before I do that, you know, we've got some time here.
I want to take some calls.
I want to hear what you have to say about this Gary Johnson stuff.
Barack Obama telling the Gold Star Mother that Islamic terrorism is a manufactured issue.
The Donald Trump hit piece by Newsweek.
I want to hear from you.
What do you want to talk about?
Give me a call right now.
425-390-6146 is the number to call.
I'm going to take a few calls, see what you have to say.
Because, you know, I'm a little curious here.
All right.
Before we get into some of this international news, I want to hear what the people, what the people have to say about all this stuff.
Anyway, once again, the number is 425-390-6146 is the name, or excuse me, is the number to call.
All right.
Let's see.
Who do we got going on here?
How about area code about 386?
You're on the horn.
What's up?
Hey, yeah, so Gary Johnson is actually not really a real libertarian.
He actually said that a Nazi or a Jew should be forced to make a cake for a Nazi if requested regards to the issue of gay marriage.
He doesn't believe in freedom of association, so if you don't want to associate with a Nazi and you're a Jew and you own a business, you should be allowed to do that.
And if you own a business and you want to associate with gays, you shouldn't be allowed to do that.
So he's not really a libertarian in the consistent philosophical sense.
He's more like just some guy who randomly picked, like you said, a cafeteria.
There's no philosophy behind it.
It's just a cafeteria of opinions that he arbitrarily pieced together to make some kind of bizarre worldview.
Doesn't want to fit together.
Well, you know, I agree with you, okay?
In the traditional libertarian sense, he's not a libertarian.
Yet the party chose this man to represent the Libertarian Party on a national scale.
So it goes to show you that the libertarian movement was not necessarily focused in the right wing of the political spectrum.
It was more focused on the left wing.
All right, because what is Gary Johnson?
He's pro-immigration.
He's pro-TPP.
You know, this guy is a disgusting, filthy liberal and trying to pass himself off as a libertarian.
That's why I never trusted libertarians.
Reality for Black Communities00:15:59
You can go back in the archive, folks.
I've always been critical of this group.
I've always been critical of this group because it does not have any clear political objective.
And that's just all there is to it.
Now, I understand what you're saying, that this man is not a real libertarian.
But at this point, if this presidential candidate is supposed to be representative of the Libertarian Party, then what is a libertarian anymore?
Anyway, thank you very much for calling.
I really appreciate it.
How about 619?
You're on the horn.
What's up, man?
Hey, what's up, girl?
This is Asho.
Hey, what's going on, Asho?
How you doing, man?
So I don't know if you've, it's not about the subject, but it's about El Cajon.
Have you heard of El Cajon, San Diego?
What's going on here?
Yeah, yeah, I've heard about the there was another black man shot in El Cajon.
There's some protests happening.
You know, it's a very precarious situation.
The man, allegedly, they were trying to say that he came out holding a gun.
It ended up being a vaping device, from what I understand.
You got some 411 info on that, man?
Well, yeah, pretty much, because I live in El Cajon.
I go to school and I live down here.
It's like one of the El Barrios from San Diego, pretty much.
And they were protesting.
So this literally is right outside, right outside my house.
They were protesting two times or blocking roadways two times.
So it was one in the day and one at night.
And they're just agitating.
It was funny because I actually saw a car, a group of people getting plowed down.
It's on Facebook or on YouTube, but it's not really like, it didn't hurt anyone, but it's just funny.
And people are claiming that it's still racism and stuff like that, systematic racism.
When I, to be honest, I beg to the fair.
It was a vape, and the bape has a hole in it, and it looks like a gun.
And I guess the guy didn't have he didn't, he wasn't mental, he wasn't mentally stable.
And I guess they were like, oh, yeah, the police didn't solve this, didn't really think before shooting.
Well, and you know, on top of that, Asho, a lot of, especially the black community, this is what I've been most critical about D-Ray McKesson and the Black Lives Matter community about.
They're not educating their people that the proper way to deal with police is not to be confrontational, is not to curse, is not to disobey, it's not to go back into your car, it's not to put your hands in your pockets, these types of things.
And every time I've seen, and even in the cases where the cop was in the wrong, even in the case in Tulsa, which the cop is now being charged for, I believe, murder or manslaughter or something, some charge to that capacity,
the man was going back into his car, which, you know, I'm not trying to say that lethal justice was justified in that instance, but you're leaving yourself open for an opportunity to be lethally dispensed justice upon, whether that be a billy club, a tasing device, a gun.
And this is what the black community needs to be educated on, is that they should not react negatively towards the cops.
And if by some chance they are wrongfully arrested, they are wrongfully abused, wrongfully harassed, if they were to confront these officers in a common, collective manner, they could sue the city and have a legitimate case on their hands instead of escalating it into a lethal situation.
You understand?
Yeah, yeah.
You pretty much teach us this already, how you know your rights.
You have the right to remain silent.
And I guess some people don't understand the concept of that, and that's why they end up getting shot and killed.
Straight up, Asho, man.
Keep us posted on the El Cajon situation.
Are there any plans for any protests tonight?
Do you hear anything through the grapevine?
What's going on out there?
I'm not sure.
Probably later on, probably if they release if he's not getting charged or something like that, there'll probably be another protest.
But they did try to get down to the freeway, but the cops did make a really good job in blocking the entrance to the freeway so they don't start going down there because that's what they do.
They love to block the freeways.
But to be honest, if I was a driver tonight, I would just go right through them.
I don't care.
I'm trying to go home.
Yeah, well, no kidding.
And they're putting themselves in the way of traffic.
I mean, what do they expect?
Anyway, Asho, you want to give any shout-outs to anybody, man?
The Capitalist Army, I'm just heading home.
I'll let you log on, all right?
The Capitalist Army Shat Room.
All right, man.
Hey, thank you very much for calling there.
Stay safe, Asho.
Make sure to steer clear from any of those protests, all right, because I'm telling you this right now.
The last thing you need to do is commiserate with some of these Black Lives Matter supporters.
And, folks, I don't know if y'all are aware in the latest Charlotte riots, more than 70% of the people that are arrested in these Charlotte riots or detained all had out-of-state licenses, had all out-of-state IDs.
So this goes to show you that it's not the cities that are, per se, rising up and agitating this violence.
These are outside perpetrators that are being paid, bust in.
I don't know how they're getting there, but they're getting there.
And it has a lot to do with the Black Lives Matter being funded hundreds of millions of dollars by George Soros, the Ford Foundation, and all these nonprofits that are basically agitating the unrest that we are witnessing right before our very eyes.
So I think everybody needs to really understand that this agitation that's happening across the country is being directed from outside these cities.
It is being directed by outside these cities, for Christ's sake.
Anyway, let me get another beer here for Christ's sake.
More beer for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ.
I'm not joking, folks.
Do not fall for the hype.
I mean, you know, we have a lot of people that have a vested financial interest now in becoming professional protesters.
And that's exactly what fruity ass AIDS HIV advocate D-Ray McKesson is.
He is a paid protester.
All right.
I mean, same with all these Black Lives Matter supporters.
And that's why I have always stated, why aren't they educating their people?
Why aren't they educating their people to understand their rights, to understand how to confront an officer, to understand that you're not supposed to go into belligerent degeneracy whenever you're in confrontation with an officer?
You have the right to remain silent.
Be compliant.
Don't be defiant.
And if for whatever reason the cop infringes upon your rights, you have a case.
But you have no case when you're belligerent, when you're aggressive, when you're non-compliant, you have no case.
You're justifying the cop's case to assert himself in a physical capacity.
And why these hundreds of millions that are going into Black Lives Matter couldn't be funneled into teaching the black community this approach with police officers, I have no goddamn idea.
All right?
I'm serious.
I have no goddamn idea.
But hey, this is really the crux of the matter, folks.
I mean, I strongly advise you to look up the statistics of crime.
And this is why you have such apprehension with law enforcement as it relates to the urban demographic.
The statistics prove, and these are the FBI statistics, that blacks have a propensity for black on black crime, black on white crime, gun crime, robbery, so on and so forth, folks.
All right?
I mean, look at the crime data.
It doesn't lie.
All right?
I mean, it does not lie.
The statistics don't lie.
All right?
Now, I know that Black Lives Matter wants to pretend that those statistics don't exist.
They exist.
They're real.
All right?
And once you start rectifying that scenario on why there is so much criminality within the black community, then you can start protesting.
Then you can start being like, hey, wait a minute, we're being oppressed.
But with all due respect, black folk, you need to look at the statistic and realize that there is something majorly wrong within your community, and it has nothing to do with whitey.
It has everything to do with how your children are being brought up.
And that's all there is to it.
I mean, if we take a look at how many of these black convicts had single parents, I can guarantee you it's over 75%.
I can guarantee you it's over 75%.
And if they're being raised by single mothers, how are they raising men?
How are they raising these men?
And you see, once you identify that particular contradiction, black folk, that's when you can start moving forward.
But until then, all right?
Until then, you can't sit here and blame Whitey.
You can't sit here and blame cops.
You can't sit here and blame society.
With all due respect, you need to look in your mirror and blame yourselves.
All right?
I hate to reiterate this, and I'm going to move on to the next subject matter once I do.
We are living in an America that is under a black president.
We have a black attorney general.
All right?
I mean, I'm just saying.
I'm just saying, who are you all blaming?
Who are you all blaming, Black Lives Matter?
We have a black president.
I mean, if it's this racist, if it's this racist under a black president, what makes you think that it's going to get any better?
What makes you think that the approach that you are doing now, the approach that you're doing now, is going to be any better?
I strongly advise each and every one of you Black Lives Matter supporters to hear the speech that Don King gave before introducing Donald Trump in Ohio.
That's some realism you black folks need to hear.
That's some realism right there.
You heard the speech.
But behind the glitter lies this stark truth.
In Hillary Clinton's America, things get worse.
Under her dishonest plan, taxes keep rising.
Terrorism spreads.
Washington insiders remain in control.
Americans losing their jobs, homes, and hope.
In Donald Trump's America, people are put back to work.
Our families are safe.
The American dream achievable again.
Change that makes America great again.
I'm Donald Trump, and I approve this message.
So that's all I'm saying, folks.
We are under a black president.
We have a black attorney general.
Why are you not going to the White House and protesting out there?
How come you're not going out to where the Department of Justice is and start protesting out there?
Why aren't you all doing that, huh?
Oh, why?
Because George Soros won't fund your trip out there?
Huh?
George Soros won't fund a trip to Washington, D.C.
So you can protest where the crux of the problem is.
Huh?
That's right.
And I will not send you out there to the White House.
I am George Soros, and I will tell you what to do because you black people are mine.
Your black people are mine.
Your mothers are mine.
Your aborted fetuses are mine.
The black people in jail are mine.
Obama is mine.
Loretta Lynch is mine.
Everything is mine.
The world is mine.
Because I am George Soros.
And I...
That's the only reason why Black Lives Matter is not out there at the White House right now is because George Soros, the Ford Foundation, aren't going to bust them out there.
They're not going to fund their trip out there.
Think about it, man.
Think about it.
Just think about it.
Just saying.
I mean, we are under a black president.
We have a black attorney general.
If it's this racist, why is it Whitey's fault?
I mean, I'm just saying, why is it Whitey's fault if we have a black president and we have a black attorney general?
Why is it Whitey's fault?
Come on, Black Lives Matter.
I'm asking you.
I'm asking you for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ.
And somebody said Don King made millions exploiting black men.
Exploiting black men.
What are you talking about?
He made black men millions of dollars for Christ's sake.
I mean, had Don King not been in the lives of many of these black men that he promoted as a boxing talent, they'd be out there in the gutter somewhere.
They'd be shining shoes somewhere.
They'd be in a goddamn jail cell somewhere for Christ's sake, man.
I hate when people try to hate on Don King because, you know, he was able to make some money off of a couple of meat bags beating each other's brains in.
You know what I'm saying?
I mean, come on, man.
Seriously.
I mean, he made Ali millions of dollars, man.
He made Tyson millions of dollars.
He made Larry Holmes millions of dollars for Christ's sake, man.
Exploiting black people for Christ's sake.
Come on, man.
Come on.
I mean, and people are going to say, I know the argument.
Well, Ghost, he did kind of rob them, you know.
I mean, they were supposed to make, like, let's say $10 million.
And because Don King understood the whole financial aspect of contract law and business law, a lot of these fighters were only, they were only able to get $2 million.
Oh, you know what?
I feel really bad now.
You know what I'm saying?
I mean, give me a break.
You understand?
That's why Don King is still around.
You understand that?
That's why nobody's ever touched Don King because how can you hate on somebody like Don King who is giving somebody an opportunity and giving them so much money that he's giving them the opportunity to be ripped off that amount of money.
I'm just saying.
I'm just saying.
If they didn't take the deal with Don King, they wouldn't have made dick.
All right?
But they took the deal with Don King, and even though Don King said, look, I'm going to pay you $10, or excuse me, I'm going to pay you $10 million, and at the end of the fight, Don King was like, well, you know, there's management fees, there's trainer fees, there's promoter fees, there's this fee, that fee.
Here, here's $2 million.
Don King Management Fees00:03:31
I mean, I'm sorry.
I don't feel sorry for a boxer who is nothing more than a meatbag bashing people's brains in, getting paid $2 million.
I'm sorry.
All right?
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
So I'm just saying, man, don't be hating on Don King.
This is a man who utilized the tools necessary, and he was black, folks.
All right?
He was black.
He utilized the tools necessary that were in front of him to make himself a million dollars.
I mean, this guy, if he ain't worth $500 million, if he ain't worth at least $450 million, he ain't crap.
All right?
He ain't crap, for Christ's sake, man.
I'm serious.
People are going to sit here and hate on Don King, man.
Are you kidding me?
He took people out of the ghetto, baby.
He took people out of the ghetto for Christ's sake, man.
He's an American dream story, baby.
I mean, is it Don King's fault that these meatbags didn't know how to finance themselves, didn't know anything about contract law, didn't know anything about business or anything?
Why is that Don King's fault?
Huh?
Why is that Don King's fault?
Why is that Don King's job to sit here and say, okay, Muhammad, okay, Ali?
Now, you see this right here?
Let me put this contract right in front of you.
Now, you see that right there, Muhammad?
It says that I'm going to get 20% of a fee of a manager fee.
Okay, you see that right there, Muhammad?
20%.
Now, if you take a look at this other page right here, okay, I'm going to take 15% of a trainer fee.
Okay, that's what we're going to do right here, Muhammad, okay?
I'm going to get a little 15% of a trainer fee here.
Let me see.
Oh, yeah, that's right.
We got to have a traveler's fee.
We got a traveler's fee here.
I mean, why is that Don King's fault?
Why is that his problem?
Can somebody explain that?
Why?
Give me a freaking break.
Anyway, I didn't mean to digress there.
People are making fun of Don King because, oh, he exploited meatbags that beat each other's brains in.
I mean, give me a freaking break.
Who cares?
All right?
I mean, look, I like boxing.
I like boxers, okay?
But let's be honest.
Most boxers, you know, what happens to them?
They end up in jail.
They end up dead.
You know what I mean?
I mean, look at Ayabuchi.
Y'all remember that guy, Ayabuchi?
Y'all remember that guy?
He was fighting in the heavyweight division during the time when David Tua was competing for the heavyweight title, for Christ's sake.
Remember David Tua?
Anyway, Ayabuchi kicked the living be Jesus out of David Tua before he even got to the goddamn title shot.
All right?
And what did Ayabuchi decide to go and do?
He decided to go out and physically and horrifically rape a woman prior to him potentially fighting for the title.
And Ayabuchi, I think, is still doing about 10 years in prison for that, for Christ's sake.
You know what I'm saying?
All right.
I mean, look at Diego Corrales.
Y'all remember that guy, Diego Corrales?
This son of a bitch?
He was always beating his girlfriend's ass, getting into bar brawls and all this other crap for Christ's sake.
Ends up killing himself in a goddamn motorcycle accident, for Christ's sake.
Y'all remember Johnny Tapia out of Albuquerque, for Christ's sake, great ass fighter, badass fighter for Christ's sake, badass fighter, as a matter of fact.
Ends up killing himself, committed suicide, you know, I think four or five, not ten years, I think, after he retired.
Kashmir Nuclear Confrontation Fears00:03:51
All right?
I mean, I can go on and on.
All right?
So I'm just saying.
I'm just saying, you know, who's the bad guy, really?
I mean, I'm tired of people, you know, pointing the finger at Don King, like he's a bad guy or something.
Had Don King not been around, these boxers would have never have made any money, period.
All right?
They would have made nothing.
All right?
They wouldn't have made nothing.
I'm just saying.
Anyway, folks, I'm just saying.
You've got to take the good with the bad.
You can't just sit here and generalize a Don King.
All right?
Anyway, let me move on, folks.
I didn't mean to get off on this tirade about Don King, but these assholes out here.
You know what I mean?
Anyway, folks, we've been talking about Kashmir as of late, folks.
And I've been saying that if there's going to be any nuclear weapons being dispersed, it's going to be in this region here.
India claimed that it had to do surgical strikes against Pakistani positions in Kashmir in order to control the terrorism within the region.
Now, this means that they were out there obviously doing air raids, bombings in strategic areas in an attempt to heed off any potential offensive from any kind of Pakistani militants within the Kashmir region.
Anyway, folks, Pakistan is not taking this very lightly.
And I think that everybody needs to keep their eyes glued on this Kashmir situation.
Because I'm telling you, once Kashmir turns into a nuclear confrontation and there is a nuclear weapon detonated, that is a nuclear genie that will be released from the bottle that we can't put back in.
And everybody across the world will signal to themselves that because these people use nukes, it's open season.
It's time for me to use nukes.
And I don't like the potential of that.
I think everybody needs to keep their eyes glued to this situation.
Both India and Pakistan are nuclear powers, folks.
And of course, we read a report, or I reported on a report here a couple of days ago, that Pakistan was the country that sold the nuclear capability to North Korea.
And we all know that Pakistan and their infamous nuclear scientist AQ Khan.
AQ Khan, of course, attempted to try to sell the same data to bin Laden and Al-Qaeda and was caught by Pakistan and was jailed.
I'm not too sure if AQ Khan is still jailed at this point in time because he was jailed during the Pervez Musharraf tenure of Pakistani power.
And since Pervez Musharraf is no longer in power, he's pretty much hated as a leader in Pakistan.
And the leadership at this point in time is in complete opposition to a Pervez Musharraf political stance.
So I don't know where AQ Khan is, but I can tell you this.
I can tell you he's probably producing more weapons, nuclear weapons for Pakistan.
So once again, folks, a lot of things happening out here in the disputed region of Kashmir between India and Pakistan.
India, of course, did airstrikes, quote, surgical strikes against Pakistan in areas of Kashmir to supposedly repel potential Pakistani militants that were causing supposed ruckus in the region.
So we shall see what happens in Kashmir.
I've been saying this, folks, right?
Haven't you noticed?
Nobody was even talking about Kashmir until I started talking about it.
And then once I started talking about the whole goddamn region turned into a full-fledged goddamn war all of a sudden.
You see what I'm saying?
US Agitation Against Russia00:07:24
That's why when you listen to this broadcast, you are getting the straight political dope, baby.
The straight political dope.
Anyway, on that note, give me my drink.
Give me my drink for Christ's sake.
Good stuff.
Anyway, folks, once again, keep your eyes glued on Kashmir.
It could be a potential nuclear situation that could domino all across the globe.
Now, we are in the third hour of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
And for you folks that are unaware, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
And I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
All right.
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And we are live every Monday through Friday, 4 p.m. Central Standard Time, right here on blog talkradio.com slash ghost.
And of course, please give me a follow.
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All right, now let's move on to another subject matter so we can get on with the remainder of the broadcast here.
Now, the U.S., according to reports, is on the verge of ending Syrian peace talks with Russia.
All right, now I wonder why.
I mean, I've been telling you folks, I mean, the United States is trying to agitate Russia into a nuclear confrontation.
We're now 39 days away from this election.
All right?
And I'm telling you, the United States is antagonizing Russia, and I think that they have a vested interest in doing so because they want to suspend the goddamn elections.
I mean, you've got to tweet at your congressman.
You've got to tweet at your senator and tell them to stop.
Stop this crap.
Stop trying to agitate the global powers into nuclear confrontation, for Christ's sake.
The American people don't want it.
We don't want nuclear war.
We don't want a nuclear confrontation.
We don't want it, for Christ's sake, man.
Jesus Christ, man.
I'm not joking around.
We don't want it.
All right?
We don't want World War III.
We don't want nuclear war.
Stop it.
You sick son of a bitches in power.
Stop.
Just stop it.
I'm telling you, I mean, this needs to stop.
I mean, the United States on the verge of ending the Syrian peace talks.
You know who's negotiating those peace talks?
None other than Herman Munster look-alike son of a bitch, John Heinz Kerry, all right?
I'm serious.
John Kerry over here, Mr. Ketchup Man, is out here negotiating these freaking ceasefire deals with Russia.
The same asshole that negotiated the Iran nuclear deal.
The same asshole that negotiated the Iranian nuclear deal.
This is the guy that's negotiating the ceasefire with Russia.
Oh, that's just great, huh?
That's just great.
Jesus Christ, man.
I'm not joking around.
I'm not joking around for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ.
I mean, this is scary, man.
I mean, people wake up.
Syria is now the new proxy war between America and Russia.
Syria is now the new proxy war between America and Russia, and I'm tired of it.
I'm tired of it, man.
I'm serious.
I'm tired of this crap.
All right?
And look, even though the United States is on the verge of ending Syrian peace talks, Russia says it will support a 48-hour ceasefire to allow aid into Aleppo.
This is where we were at, what, two Mondays ago.
This is the position we were at.
Remember, they tried to send a UN convoy in there and mysteriously got bombed.
And the United States and Russia were blaming each other.
And evidence shows that there was a United States drone in the region when this UN convoy was attempting to deliver aid.
And that is what pretty much nullified the goddamn ceasefire the last time they tried this son of a bitch.
I mean, it's getting scary, folks.
I mean, people need to wake up what's going on here.
That's why if you are voting against Donald Trump, if you are voting for Hillary Rotten Clinton, you are anti-America.
All right?
I mean, this woman has already said that she wants war with Russia.
Putin has already said that, hey, look, we know Hillary Clinton wants war with us.
If this woman is elected president, it's all out war.
Putin has said this.
I mean, that's why I'm telling you people.
All right.
That's why I'm telling you.
If you vote for Hillary Rotten Clinton, you are anti-American.
You're anti-American.
You're anti-American.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, let me move on to the last of the foreign news, folks.
All right?
China is warning Japan now not to, quote, play with fire in the disputed South China Sea region, folks.
Oh, Jesus Christ, man.
What are we going to have?
Another C-NO-Japanese war or something, for Christ's sake.
I mean, what the hell is going on here, man?
I mean, the more things change, the more they stay the same.
I mean, why in the hell is China threatening Japan?
I'll tell you why, folks, because this damn Chinese-Japanese rift goes back hundreds of years, if not thousands.
All right?
The Japanese and the Chinese cannot stand each other.
They can't stand each other.
All right?
Serious.
They just cannot stand each other.
And now that Japan is siding with many of the other countries that border the South China Sea in this South China Sea dispute, now you've got China flexing its nuts and saying that if Japan continues to assert itself in any capacity in the South China Sea region, that Japan is, quote, playing with fire.
Playing with fire, for Christ's sake.
So, look, you know, I don't want to have to bring in Mr. Fortune cookie, so I don't want to be too critical of the Chinese because I don't want to hear that guy.
But I am telling you this right now.
All right?
This is another region in which China may start acting a little belligerent as a superpower to show its dominance to the international community.
I would look for China potentially trying to agitate Japan, Indonesia, other areas in the region of the South China Sea.
So once again, I strongly advise people, this world is gearing towards a worldwide confrontation, and I don't like it.
Jim Carrey Controversy00:11:18
And everybody needs to, you know, wake up.
Everybody needs to take their heads out of their ass and realize the serious times that we are now in.
And you need to start getting political and you need to start getting political quick.
All right?
Anyway, let me let me continue on.
Let me take some more swigs from this beer here for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ.
Good stuff.
Anyway, folks, I want to go off on a couple of subject matters here that are not necessarily political or business.
I want to talk about this asshole by the name of Jim Carrey.
That's right.
I'm talking about liar liar.
I'm talking about Jim Carrey, that Ace Van Tur.
I'm talking about that son of a bitch.
I'm talking about dumb and dumber.
I'm talking about that sorry sack of crap.
Now, why am I bringing up Jim Carrey?
Well, because first and foremost, folks, this stupid sorry sack of sociopathic, psychopathic trash has had the audacity for the past several years talking against the Second Amendment, talking in favor of gun control, talking in favor of things like vaccinations and trying to be very political in a leftist perspective, all right?
You know, trying to be very leftist.
He has no problem trying to taunt people on social media.
Hey, I think that your guns should be taken away.
Hey, I think that your gun should be taken away.
Hey, I think that your child should be mandated to have vaccines, even if there aren't proven to have side effects.
Well, let me explain something about Jim Carrey, okay?
Jim Carrey had a girlfriend recently who killed herself mysteriously.
No one really understood why this girlfriend killed herself, even though she was with Jim Carrey at the time.
She killed herself.
And of course, Jim Carrey tried to act as if he really gave two rats' asses.
He tried to act as if he was distraught.
But folks, it comes to sell, and this is out of a lawsuit being filed by the ex-husband of Jim Carrey's girlfriend, who killed herself, that Jim Carrey actually infected his girlfriend, which is the plaintiff's ex-wife, okay, with herpes simplex 1, herpes simplex 2, and I believe gonorrhea.
Now, I don't know if it's that super gonorrhea or whatever the case might be, because, I mean, you know, you would think that a star like Jim Carrey would be able to go and get some quick penicillin from somewhere.
He sure as hell knows how to get those nutter pills, the way he acts for Christ's sake.
You know what I'm saying?
But you would think that he'd be able to go get some goddamn penicillin and be able to stop old drip drip from old pennis over there.
But unfortunately, that wasn't the case.
So now the ex-husband of Jim Carrey's girlfriend, who killed herself, is now filing a lawsuit against Jim Carrey stating that the reason this woman killed herself is because she confided in her ex-husband that she felt as if she was damaged goods, that she felt that she was tainted because of the fact that Jim Carrey had infected her.
This is, of course, according to court documents, of course.
It's not my story.
This is out of the courts, that allegedly Jim Carrey afflicted her with herpes simplex 1, herpes simplex 2, and gonorrhea.
And because of this, she killed herself because she thought that no one would ever want her.
She's damaged goods.
She's tainted.
So on and so forth.
So once again, the reason I bring this up, folks, is because, you know, since Jim Carrey is so quick to want to ban people's guns, want to ban people's Second Amendment, why don't we ban this son of a bitch's good?
How about that?
Why don't we ban his pennis?
Why don't we ban your pennis there, Jim Carrey, since you want to take people's rights away, huh?
You know what I'm saying?
Since you want to take people's rights away, why don't we put a goddamn court order, a gag order on your penis, all right?
I'm serious.
Since you want to take away people's rights so much, there, Jim Carrey, why don't we take away his right to screw since this man is going out and obviously, according to this court document, and according to alleged reports, he's out here infecting women with lifelong herpes simplex one and two for Christ's sake, man.
One and two.
And gonorrhea on top of that, for Christ's sake, man.
I mean, how dirty is this son of a bitch?
Allegedly, of course.
I mean, how dirty is this son of a bitch?
You know what I mean?
I'm serious, man.
I'm sick of this guy.
This couldn't have happened to a better idiot, in my personal opinion.
And I am calling for, let's ban Jim Carrey's penis.
All right?
Seriously.
You know, can we tweet at Jim Carrey right now and say your penis needs to be banned?
Right now, I will give a shout out to anybody right now tweeting at Jim Carrey.
All right?
Anybody who's tweeting at Jim Carrey and telling him we need to ban his penis.
All right?
We need to ban his penis.
I'm going to give you a shout out right here, right now, folks.
I'm not kidding around.
All right?
Tweet at Jim Carrey for Christ's sake.
If you don't know his goddamn Twitter account, here, let me go ahead and look it up for Christ's sake.
I don't even follow this stupid, dumb, disgusting, disease-infested, allegedly son of a bitch.
Jesus Christ.
Let me see if I can find this son of a bitch's Twitter.
Yeah, Jim Carrey.
It's all it is.
You know, Jim Carrey.
It is what it is.
All right?
Tweet at this son of a bitch and say, we want to ban your diseased penis.
All right?
We want to ban your diseased penis.
All right?
Because it's obviously a menace to society.
It's obvious that it's hurting people.
It's obvious at this point in time, it's killing people.
All right?
So I'm just saying, I'm just saying.
Son of a bitch.
I'm serious, man.
I'm tired of Jim Carrey.
I mean, y'all remember this son of a bitch was out here trying to take everybody's guns away for Christ's sake.
I think the Second Amendment is horrible.
I can't believe it.
Stupid son of a bitch.
You are a sick, twisted prick.
All right.
Do we got any Twitter shout-outs, engineer?
All right.
Anyway, we got some idiot named Gary Johnson.
We got Remington in the house.
We got Axara Hawks.
We got New Jersey Crazy Train.
That's horrible for Christ's sake, man.
We got Free Zord.
We got G in the house.
We got Ryan in the place.
What's going on?
Molested Capitalist.
Ghost Cuckers.
You son of a bitch.
We got, who else we got?
I'm not going to say that name, you son of a bitch.
Who else do we got?
We got Bird is the word.
Jesus Christ, man.
Seriously.
I mean, we need to ban Jim Carrey's penis.
We need to ban your penis, Jim Carey, you son of a bitch.
We got Templeton equals bureaucrat.
Shut up.
Baby killer ghost.
Shut up.
Notorious Keck in the house.
What's going on?
We got Ghostlike Stick.
What the hell does that mean, you son of a bitch?
We got Veta Forum Wars in the house.
We got Robert Xbox in the place.
We've got Poll Act.
What's going on?
We got Texas Bean and Cheesers.
Shut up with that freaking crap, man.
We got Han Hanzo in the house.
We got Ho Broken Legs.
Man, that's sick, you son of a bitch.
Enough of that crap.
Enough of that crap.
Ghost Jewish Uncle.
Jesus Christ, man.
Gator Tots Redux.
Ghosts Wigger Son, for Christ's sake.
Come on, man.
Q Tesh Productions, for Christ's sake.
Ghost Stocks on Wife.
Shut up, idiot.
Jesus Christ.
What's going on to Crock Capitalist?
Who else we got here?
We got Alex456Poe.
Who else do we got here?
We got Distilling Capitalist out here.
Ed Venture in the place.
Deplorable Doggo in the place, for Christ's sake.
And I'm telling you, this son of a bitch, he needs to read it, all right?
He needs to read it.
We need to ban Jim Carrey's pennis.
We need to ban your pennis.
Bitch slap for ghosts.
Bitch, you come over here to San Antonio and do that, you son of a bitch.
All right?
Jesus Christ.
Ghosts of Ghosts Mommy.
Jesus Christ, you son of a bitch.
Anyway, who else do we got?
We got the Trans Can.
No playoffs for Ghost.
Shut up.
All right.
The Deplorable Turkey Tits.
Private Wilhelm Winter.
Digital Wisdom.
Who else do we got here?
All right?
Who else?
All right.
I mean, we need to ban this idiot's penis.
We got Corbalt, Corby Alt.
What's going on?
We got RMS Texanic.
What the hell does that mean?
Three hours wasted time.
Shove it up your ass.
Why are you even here there, boy?
Why are you even here?
We got Radioactive Sausage.
We've got Cuck of the Morning to you.
Jesus Christ, man.
Rational Ryan reviews.
Who else do we got?
We got Supa in the place.
What's going on?
I'm not saying any more of these names.
All right, that's about enough of this.
I think he gets the point that we need to ban his penis.
Seriously, I mean, that's enough of this idiot.
And let me tell you, last but not least, now that we've gotten over the whole ban Jim Carrey's pennis, ban Jim Carrey's pennis, all right, since he wants to take away our Second Amendment, I want to take away his ability to infect any other woman, allegedly, with the herpes simplex 1, 2, and the gonorrhea.
All right?
And who knows?
I mean, I'd like to have an age check also on Jim Carrey.
I mean, did this woman really just kill herself because she got a couple of batches of the herpes and the gonorrhea?
Pepe the Frog Creator Debate00:04:15
Or did Jim Carrey have these?
I mean, who knows?
Who knows?
Who cares anymore?
These people are sick.
Hollywood is sick.
Hollywood needs to go bankrupt.
It's already morally bankrupt.
We need him financially bankrupted.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, let's move on, folks.
Last but not least, I want to talk a little bit about Pepe.
Pepe the frog.
Oh, man.
Did y'all read this article, folks?
All right?
Did y'all read this?
The creator of Pepe the Frog, for Christ's sake.
The actual creator, the guy who created the meme Pepe the Frog, is voting for Hillary Rotten Clinton.
All right, now I'm not joking.
The creator of Pepe the Frog is voting for Hillary Rotten Clinton for Christ's sake.
This idiot's name is Matt Fury.
Matt Fury, all right, almost sounds like Furry for Christ's sake.
Matt Fury, for Christ's sake, this guy is the one who created the Pepe the Frog meme, and now this son of a bitch is saying that he is going to vote for Hillary Rotten Clinton, for Christ's sake.
I mean, good God, for Christ's sake, man.
You can't make this crap up.
You can't make this crap up for Christ's sake, man.
And let me tell you, this idiot by the name of the name?
Matt Fury, he just done goofed as far as I'm concerned.
I'm telling you this right now.
I know that what he was trying to do, trying to be some master troll and be like, ah, I'm just going to tell everybody that I'm voting for Hillary Clinton, and it'll piss everybody off, and I'll be the ultimate troll.
Yeah, well, you know what, son?
I think you've done goofed, all right?
I think you've done goofed.
You want to be some big badass cuckoo connoisseur troll for Christ's sake?
Well, by God, I'm telling you this right goddamn now.
You done goofed.
All right?
You done goofed.
You're going to sit over here and try to claim that you're the Pepe creator and that you're going to vote for Hillary Rotten Clinton.
You just literally bang your goddamn penis into a beehive.
Do you understand that, boy?
Do you understand that, boy?
If there's anybody that needs to be taken off the internet, I mean, it's this idiot right here.
I mean, he could have just kept his freaking mouth shut and just said, you know what?
I created the troll.
I created Pepe.
Yeah, I'm not really political.
I just did it.
Whatever.
But no, no, no.
No, you know what he wanted to do?
He wanted to twist the knife in everybody on 4chan, everybody on Poll, everybody who's a part of the whole Pepe phenomena.
He's trying to twist the knife into your hearts, for Christ's sake, man.
All right?
He's trying to twist the knife into your goddamn hearts.
All right?
So once again, all right, this man, the guy who created Pepe the Frog, is voting for Hillary Rotten Clinton.
How does that make you people feel?
How does it feel to be on your own like a complete unknown like a rolling stone anyway?
I'm just saying, folks, I'm just look, I'm just trying to tell you that now that you put that Pepe the Frog on your goddamn social media, not only is it now a racist anti-Semitic symbol, but apparently the person that created it is down with Hillary Rotten Clinton, is down with her campaign.
All right?
Jesus Christ.
I mean, you cannot make this garbage up.
You cannot, I repeat, make this garbage up.
All right?
The creator of Pepe the Frog is a Hillary Clinton supporter.
I mean, good God.
Jesus Christ, man.
Radio Graffiti and Social Media00:04:00
Anyway, let's go ahead and move on to everybody's favorite part of the broadcast.
And I'm talking about radio graffiti.
That's right, folks.
Radio graffiti, the part of the broadcast where the spectators become a part of the spectacle.
All you've got to do is give me a call right now at 425-390-6146.
And when I call on your area code, you've got exactly three to four seconds to say whatever it is that's on your mind.
That's why we call this Radio Graffiti, folks.
Now, before we get into anything, I'd like to remind everybody that we are going to pull down the autographs this Saturday night.
It's my autograph that's handcrafted.
I mean, I'm serious.
I hand-painted it, hand-produced it.
I paint it with metallic silver acrylic paint and sign it with gold acrylic.
We're going to put it in a Manila envelope.
We're going to design some things on the Manila envelope, folks.
It's going to be nice, personalized.
We've got an autograph of the engineer, which you don't really need to buy.
But we're going to take all those down this Saturday, folks.
So please, if you want to get to them, we're going to go ahead and take them down this Saturday night.
If you want one, all you got to do is go right now on your browser right now in your browser address, type in ghost.market.
You know, that's it.
Simple as that.
Ghost.market.
All right.
And that's where you can go to get the autograph, folks.
Each one of them are numbered.
They're limited edition, so on and so forth.
So please go out there.
They're going to be taken down this Saturday, for Christ's sake.
And that's all there is to it.
And look, all you people that are trying to pit me against the engineer, stop it already.
Just stop it.
Stop it.
Just stop it.
Shut up.
You people on Twitter already see you.
Shut up.
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A country where veterans are treated with dignity and respect.
A country so powerful, terrorism is in retreat.
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A country run by a leader whose career was built on success.
A leader who isn't beholden to special interests, but to the people themselves.
Make America great again.
Donald Trump for president.
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Jesus Christ.
And once again, folks, for you folks that have already ordered, I want to say my sincere apologies.
We have an order situation in which the orders were delayed.
We put an order in through Zazzle, folks, for personalized stamps, personalized envelopes.
Unfortunately, they denied me for whatever reason, even though I blew about $400 in an attempt to try to get these products so I could ship them out to folks.
They didn't want me to print them because I guess allegedly my avatar is associated with political radicalism or partisanism or some kind of crap like that.
Okay.
So everybody who has placed an order for autographs for yours truly or the engineer, they will be sent out this Saturday.
I mean, we're going to send them out in mass abundance and they'll be out this Saturday.
I want to extend my sincerest apologies for the delay.
Anonymous Radio Graffiti Attacks00:16:02
Zazzle, for whatever reason, is acting like a cuckoo connoisseur and is refusing to print my particular stuff because apparently it's bad.
I don't know.
I guess my goddamn avatar is politically radical or something of that capacity.
And look, I'm not the only one having a problem with Zazzle.
Did you all see Ben Garrison?
Ben Garrison now has a problem with Zazzle.
They're starting to ban a few of his products, even though they've been there since 2014.
Now they're starting to pull them down for Christ's sake.
So it's starting, all right?
It's starting, for Christ's sake.
It's starting.
So anyway, folks, once again, if you did order and you're waiting for them, my apologies.
Zazzle really kind of backordered the whole situation, kind of screwed up the ordering system and the timetable in which we were going to send these out.
So I'm sorry, but they will all be sent out by Saturday.
Engineer and my autograph.
And if you happen to buy one that evening, we'll send it that Sunday or Monday.
Okay, so that's it.
We're taking them down this Saturday.
That's all.
All right.
Anyway, let me go ahead and do we have any damn radio graffiti callers there, Engineer?
All right, well, let's go ahead and get to some radio graffiti right now.
All right, folks, let's go ahead and get to some radio graffiti.
Let's go to anonymous radio graffiti.
My David Michael Jacobs.
I don't know what the hell that was supposed to be.
Anonymous Radio Graffiti.
Alex 456, Poe, Radio Graffiti.
Look, what's going on between me and my wife is personal, all right?
I'm happy you're just taking a sword at last.
good piece of ass.
What the hell is that supposed to be, man?
Give me a break.
I mean, are y'all at that infatuated with your head about me and my wife, for Christ's sake, you damn sorry sacks of crap?
Good God.
How about 570, Radio Graffiti?
Hey, engineer.
Hey!
Stop making fun of the engineer, all right?
Stop making fun of the goddamn engineer, you sorry sack of crap.
Jesus Christ.
Who else do we have here?
We got 517, radio graffiti.
I just want to finish on your face, but I can't, so I'm going to finish on your autograph instead.
Oh, You know, that sounded like an incomplete thought, sir.
All right.
How about 484, radio graffiti?
Auto-tune me like I'm freaking T-Pain or something.
You know what I'm saying?
Did you actually auto-tune that, you sick settle bitch?
Good God, man.
Anonymous radio goddamn graffiti.
I like to walk.
I like to talk.
Isle in the hand to join the band of any, many men of the penis land.
I'll raft down the shaft to the come white sand of penis land.
Penis, penis, penis land.
Oh, yeah.
All right, fruit bowl.
Jesus Christ.
You sound a little too excited to be singing that there, you flesh flute player.
We got how about anonymous radio graffiti.
My mom makes me take my nips.
Cause my nips get bloody when the skin rips.
Cause I wear a tight shirt that chased my nips.
Nobody likes bloody nips.
Why don't you shut that up?
What?
Bloody nips, asshole?
Bloody nips, really?
Jesus Christ, man.
704 radio graffiti.
Hey, ghost baby.
This is Tub Tranny.
I want you to have yours.
Tub Guy Bouffee, love, child.
Let me tell it.
Oh, my.
Oh, my God.
Tub Tranny.
Tub Tranny.
I mean, God damn it.
Oh, good God.
Tom Trenny! Tom Trenny! Trenny!
Take about 10 steps away from my freaking butt crack with that talk.
Tub Tranny.
Oh, geez.
Oh, God, man.
Come on.
Give me the goddamn mic.
Oh, Jesus.
Tub Tranny.
Good God, man.
I don't even know what the hell to say after that crap.
Tub Tranny.
Tub Tranny.
904 Radio Graffiti.
Gonichua, Ghost Sun.
This is Totokun, the Japanese toilet guy.
What's he?
You and Shiva Engineers should come to Tokyo, and we should have Waters Beats braided up on our poop deck.
They'll be totally legit.
Oh, my.
I mean, the Japanese toilet guy.
I mean, come on, man.
I've had enough of this crap, all right?
Good God.
A Japanese toilet guy now?
I should blindfold you with dental flaws, for Christ's sake, for being so uncreative.
How about 816 Radio Graffiti?
Oh, hey, Ghost.
Expect you to answer the phone.
Put the engineer on me into the show.
Shut up, you idiot.
Get off.
Get him off, for Christ's sake.
It's my show, asshole, all right?
True conservative.
Excuse me, true capitalist radio.
Why am I saying true conservative or true capitalist radio hosted by ghost?
Jesus Christ, it's because I'm not inebriated enough yet.
I need more beer!
More beer is what I goddamn need for Christ's sake.
Oh, yeah.
That's what I'm talking about.
More beer, baby.
True capitalist radio hosted by ghost ass crack, all right?
Anonymous radio graffiti.
Anito Gossini, radio graffiti.
I am in Hoboken, New Jersey.
And I think it's about time for everybody's favorite part of the brain.
and I'm talking about multi-track drifting that won't stop.
I can't move my legs.
I can't get up.
I'm a cripple.
Jesus Christ.
You son of a bitch.
That's not funny.
It's too soon.
That's not funny.
You troll terrorist bastard.
That's not funny.
That's not funny.
Jesus Christ, man.
Give me the mic.
Give it a mic for Christ's sake, man.
That is not funny, man.
That is too soon.
I cannot believe that you goddamn troll terrorists and cyber vermin can do this.
I just.
I mean, do you idiots even have a goddamn soul for Christ's sake?
Do you have a soul?
Oh, my God.
Jesus Christ.
How about 724 radio graffiti?
ham bone and that sort of thing How come there's three guys over there and no females?
Do I hear one female in any kind of vicinity?
Why are there three gentlemen there playing pocket pool listening to this broadcast?
Can you explain that to me?
Can you explain it?
You see.
You see, this is what the American Mail has been reduced to.
You see this?
This is the American Mail, for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ.
Who else do we have here?
got anonymous radio graffiti okay yeah okay great All right, you stupid idiot.
Anonymous radio graffiti.
This is Sparta Radio Graffiti.
What's going on between Nebraska and Mass Pony?
No.
I do not like them.
Not I.
No.
I know, no, but Mike's like, Damn again.
I love guys like where did you all get that?
Where in the hell?
Where did you all get that?
Where the hell did you all get that sick twisted crap?
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Where the hell did you all get that crap?
Where?
Where did you all get that?
I mean, good God.
Oh, my God.
Get it in my brain.
Oh, my God.
Jesus Christ.
Where did you all get that?
I don't even know what to say after that.
I don't even know what to say about that.
What the hell?
WTF!
What the freak?
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Give me the freaking mic, man.
Give me the mic.
Or give me my beer.
I mean, see, I mean, I'm discombobulated.
I mean, I mean, I'm discombobulated.
Jesus Christ, I don't want to ever hear that again.
I don't want to hear that again.
Where did you all get that?
Where did you all get that?
Oh, my God.
I don't know what to say after that, for Christ's sake, man.
I mean, come on.
Come on, man.
Oh, my God.
6-1-2 Radio Graffiti.
That's Radio Graffiti.
You know, unfortunately, you got an Obama phone, and it sucks the chrome off of a 57 Chevy bumper.
We can't hear Jack.
All right?
Jesus Christ.
How about 610 radio graffiti?
Favorite part of the broadcast and I'm talking about NFL with the fucking graffiti.
Jesus Christ with these Obama phones, for heaven's sake.
Anonymous radio graffiti.
Anonymous radio graffiti.
Hey, Joseph's toilet guy.
How about you, me, and journal guy have a picnic.
You pack the hot fudge and he brings the lemonade.
It'll be totally legit.
Oh, my.
Ugh, Christ, with these damn...
I don't even know what the hell to say.
You know what I mean?
Oh, my God.
Anyway, anonymous radio graffiti.
Niggers preserve to die.
Shut up.
Niggers.
Woo!
I'm glad you're dead.
Niggers.
I mean, come on with that racist crap.
I never said that.
That's a splice.
And everybody who knows me knows that.
All right?
Everybody who knows me knows that's a goddamn splice, man.
I'm a melting pot of friendship, for Christ's sake.
I'm a nice guy.
Trying to splice me into some racist garbage, boy.
How about 919 radio graffiti?
Technic claim.
If you're listening in, get an absurd bus where you belong.
Jesus Christ.
Is that it for Christ's sake?
Jesus Christ.
386 radio graffiti.
Radio graffiti.
I'm serious, folks.
I'm not kicking around.
I hate capitalists.
Damn.
I mean, they're the ones ruining America.
They're the ones ruining the world.
They're the ones ruining this place, for Christ's sake.
Soul is currently.
Shut up.
I never said that.
Shut up with that splice.
Do not besmirch capitalists.
Do not besmirch capitalism, boy.
You understand that?
I don't ever want to hear that kind of crap splice again, son of a bitch.
Jesus Christ, 609, radio graffiti.
Dormy sweet radio graffiti.
When is this going to hit?
When is it going to be all going to hit?
Please stop.
I'm not.
Oh, goddammit hurts.
What the hell is that supposed to be?
Can somebody explain that?
What the hell is that?
Jesus Christ, anonymous radio graffiti.
You mean to tell me that you waited in the crapper, all right, for an hour and a half holding in a diarrhea dump so that you could go and do that, for Christ's sake, you sick.
twisted son of a bitch.
Yeah, Jesus, that's gross, man.
These people are gross, man.
Rainbow Label Alcohol Critique00:08:57
Anonymous Radio Graffiti, shut up, shut up.
We know.
Crazy trade.
Shut up.
760, radio graffiti.
Colin from Palm Springs.
Wanted to let you know if you ever come down here, we got some Johnny Walker rainbow label.
Oh, yeah.
What?
Rainbow label?
What are you talking about?
Why the hell would I drink rainbow label for Christ's sake, man?
Jesus Christ, sounds like something Ricky Martin's butt lover would drink, for Christ's sake.
Why in the hell would I drink something like that, boy?
Jesus Christ.
Who else do we have here?
We're on anonymous radio graffiti.
Are you looking for three penis wine but don't know where to find it?
Are you a visitor of three penis wine and don't know how to get your product to the masses of college students, sex addicts, and felons that want to get their hands on it?
If you answered yes to any of those questions, you need me, Taco from Taco Corps.
I'm the number one importer-exporter of three-penis wine in the greater Chicago metropolitan area and possibly the world.
Taco's three-penis wine is great made from the cock of a deer, dog, and a snake.
I've been trying to make my own three-penis wine, but I've hit a few snags.
It is really hard to find a deer penis.
And trust me, there's absolutely nothing on Craig's List.
What?
And I thought it'd be really simple to get a hold of dog penises, but really, it's quite difficult.
Folks, if you're neutering your dog, don't stop at the balls.
Get rid of that penis as well.
I will take that penis and turn it into the finest three-penis wine anyone has ever made in my bathtub.
I bought a bunch of snakes, but I really don't know where to find the penises.
See, like, no real penis.
I think maybe these are girl snakes, guys.
The snakes have semen.
Something just came out of this hole.
Where the fuck is the penis on this thing?
Once these cakes get ironed out, I'm going to be the number one name in three penis wine, five penis wine, and the all-new ultra-premium nine-penis wine.
If you drink nine-penis wine, you will not stop fucking.
Do not take a long car trip with your family.
Trust me.
Only the most exclusive three-penis wines have the taco label.
All penis, no balls.
If you don't believe me, ask my lawyer.
So we're clear, Taco.
Reading this disclaimer does not make me your lawyer, okay?
Three penis or any number of penis wine is not guaranteed to enhance fertility or increase sexual performance.
Although I did plug a bottle of this and just plow the snot out of my wife.
It was monumental stuff.
Side effects can include dizziness, fuzzy teeth.
And for like a week, I smelled meat even when meat wasn't there.
Are we done here?
Can I get my bottle of Canadian Xanax now?
Not until you say the slogan.
Come on.
Hey, guys, take a sip and feel three penises inside of you.
Okay, that is literally the gayest thing I've ever heard.
Not gay tonight.
Got out of a magazine.
Gentlemen.
All right, shut this crap.
Are you kidding me?
For Christ's sake?
I'm a good God with that sick-ass penis.
That's sick!
It's sick!
Good God, that was the sickest advertisement I've heard for Christ's sake!
What in the hell was that?
What in the goddamn hell was that?
Who was that?
And why?
Why?
Why would anybody even make that?
Why would they waste time out of their life to make something like that?
Why?
Why?
Oh, Jesus Christ, man.
I mean, that's sick, man.
That's gross.
But meh!
Freaking 3, 5, 6, 7, and 9 penis wine.
What the hell does that mean?
Oh, my God.
Give me the freaking mic.
Oh, Jesus Christ, man.
This is gross, man.
You guys are getting more and more sick as time goes by.
You understand this, right?
You guys are getting more and more filthy, disgusting, pathetic.
I mean, good God.
Good God.
Anonymous radio graffiti.
Jesus Christ.
Only a wife who rainbow dash one will do.
Don't want to blow up all no flesh like lip wash.
I want the Document with boobies I can smart.
I want the Document for Christmas.
I don't think Lauren Foster might do you.
Now has the woke approved my pill location.
But keep your party breaking me to Dashy Will demise.
And see me now on Christmas morning creeping up the stairs.
Oh, what's all you think?
Shut this crap.
Where are y'all finding this garbage?
In what part of the dark, goddamn internet are you finding this sick crap?
I mean, good God, man.
Anonymous.
Radio goddamn graffiti.
But I'm not actually having sex with kids.
I just appreciate that.
What is.
It's bad enough that you think it should be illegal.
There's a different consensual incest, sure.
Oh, my God.
Nick, say that again.
Do you condone consensual incest?
I just said that.
You already have it recorded.
Why do you want me to say it again?
Just so that I can confirm it.
Yes, yes, I do.
Or yes, I did.
All right.
I don't know where you're getting these conversations from, but that's just sick.
All right?
That's just freaking sick.
Anonymous radio graffiti.
I'm in a wheelchair.
Rolling, rowing, rowing.
I'm in a wheelchair.
I'm a goddamn cripple.
All right?
Goddamn cripple, ripple, ripple, ripple.
You assholes, I don't know why you keep insisting on this.
I don't know what.
You people are idiots.
I am not a cripple, idiot.
Good God.
816 radio graffiti.
Stop picking up the phone when I'm calling.
I'm trying to talk to the engineer.
Put him on.
Now, shut up, you fruit bowl.
All right.
Shut your ass.
Anonymous radio graffiti.
And I hate to keep fucking my son here, but that's right.
That's right.
Squeal.
Squeal like a pig, boy.
Squeal like a pig, boy.
You son of a f ⁇ .
That's it.
That shit.
You son of a bitch.
I'm tired of you doing these kinds of sick-ass splices about my family.
I'm tired of it.
I'm sick and tired of it.
You people are sick.
You're twisted.
There's something wrong with your head.
There's something wrong inside your head.
I'm tired of it, man.
I'm so tired.
I'm tired of this crap, man.
I'm tired of it.
I'm tired of it.
Give me the mic.
Goddamn mic, for Christ's sake, man.
I'm telling you, man.
I'm tired of this crap.
All right.
I mean, I'm shooting pearls to you, morons, man.
Do you understand that?
During this first hour, during the markets, I'm giving you millions of dollars of information.
Instead, you stupid, pathetic waste of human life, decide that you want to go troll and go do this.
And hey, look at me, I'm doing this.
And then you wonder why your life is pathetic.
Then you wonder why no one wants to play with your private parts.
Then you wonder why you have no friends.
Then you wonder why your mother talks to you in such a sarcastic, condescending manner because you're a pathetic waste of life.
Do you understand that?
Wild Side Song Insults00:02:01
You are a pathetic waste of life.
A pathetic waste of life.
Jesus Christ, man.
There's like eight minutes left in this broadcast anyway, for Christ's sake.
Son of a bitch.
People are pissing me off, man.
I'm telling you.
Now, you know, now I'm giving you idiots three hours.
Three hours of my life.
A little appreciation would be appreciated, you sons of bitches, all right?
Over three hours of my life.
Jesus Christ.
Anonymous radio graffiti block talk radio show moving as fast as San Antonio.
Lucked his eyebrows on the way.
Shaded sex, and he was a she said, Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side.
I said, hey, honey, take a walk in the wild side.
In the back room, he was the veil talent.
But he never lost his head, even when given the ghost head.
He said, Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side.
He said, Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side.
And the engineer says, Yeah, you've got it again.
Like you gotta look down and get down.
Shower Guy and Troll Responses00:04:58
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yay, yay!
Yay!
Jesus Christ, you son of a bitch!
Are you kidding me?
You've got to be kidding me with that stupid song.
You've got to be kidding me.
You've got to be kidding me.
Good God.
I mean, give me a break, man.
I mean, Lou Reed mixing me with that transsexual song.
That song's about a transsexual.
You understand that?
That song is about a goddamn tranny.
Oh, my God.
Jesus Christ, man.
You know, I'm glad we're almost done with this show.
You understand that?
I'm glad.
I'm glad.
Give me the goddamn I'm glad we're almost done with this show, for Christ's sake.
I'm telling you, I don't know how much.
I mean, you guys are bastards, man.
You're freaking bastards.
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Jesus Christ, man.
I'm only going to take a couple of more.
We got five minutes left, man.
I just.
Anonymous Radio Graffiti.
Goof, this is sour guy.
Let's take some penis wine together.
Am I sour?
Oh, my.
Jesus Christ, shower guy.
Enough of this crap.
Enough of this crap.
I mean, what do we have here?
We had tranny tub, tub tranny.
We had the Japanese toilet guy.
We have shower guy.
I mean, Jesus Christ, man.
Anonymous Radio Goddamn Graffiti.
What a crazy...
Shut up.
Shut your mouth, all right?
Anonymous radio graffiti.
Anito Gossini radio graffiti.
Well, you know, I'm one of those people that just kind of believes in being old-fashioned.
You know, I like sitting at home and, you know, cooking a meal and watching Netflix.
Are you married?
No, no, I'm not married at all.
I'm just.
I'm just kind of one of those lost souls.
Are you trying to allude that I'm some kind of an emo bastard or something?
Is that what you're trying to allude to there, you scumbag?
Jesus Christ.
We got 423 radio graffiti.
Yeah, get that.
Some no personality having Fruit Bowl.
How about anonymous radio graffiti?
I think it's about time.
You know what the time is.
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
Let's go ahead and take it from the top.
Oh, my God.
Shut up with that stupid enemy crap.
Shut up.
Anonymous radio graffiti.
Jesus Christ.
Hey, ghost, this is journal guy.
Would you like to come to Tub Guy's house and have an orgy with the bathroom brothers?
It would be totally fun and legit.
Oh, my.
Shut up, for Christ's sake.
Enough of these stupid trolls.
Enough!
Anonymous radio goddamn graffiti.
Ghost, why do you let these trolls get you?
I mean, come on, do what shower guy and I do.
Just rub some soap on them.
Your soap.
It'll be totally legit.
Shut up, shut up, shut up.
Good God, how many of these fruity McFagins are there out here for Christ's sake?
Anonymous radio graffiti.
I have a best day of diarrhea.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Not these idiots.
Anonymous radio graffiti.
I sit down when I pee.
Autograph Pull and Trolls00:02:19
There's nothing that crazy about me.
I'm just taking a whiz.
Mind your own biz.
Why is everybody always staring at me?
Hey, bro, I gotta go.
Let me through.
I gotta go, number two.
Nope, can do.
I'm taking the pee.
Sitting on the loo, having a good long week.
Are you sitting down?
I'm sitting down.
And you're not making brown?
I'm not making browns.
Are you making iced tea?
Just lemonade.
But are you sitting down?
I'm sitting down.
Why don't you stand like a regular man?
Then you can pee in the urinal can.
If you really want to know why I'm sitting strong, I just can't stand touching my dog.
Ah, Jesus Christ.
You know what?
I've had about enough of this.
All right, I'm serious.
I'm done.
Stick a fork in me for Christ's sake.
This is such a goddamn bathhouse Thursday.
It's smelling up the whole place like butt crack.
All right?
I'm sick and tired of this crap.
I'm done with this crap.
Anyway, folks, once again, I'm going to be here tomorrow for Baller Friday.
Okay, I hope that you're here tomorrow, 4 p.m. Central Standard Time.
Bookmark the official website of the True Capitalist Radio Show.
It is blogtalkradio.com/slash ghost.
That's blogtalkradio.com slash ghost.
All right?
And if you haven't already done so, please follow me on Twitter.
All right?
Follow me on Twitter.
The Twitter name to follow is PoliticsGhost.
All one word, no underscores.
PoliticsGhost is the name to follow.
And I'd like to remind everybody once again that you have a limited amount of time to purchase your autograph of yours truly or the engineer.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, you can type into your browser right now ghost.market.
That's ghost.market.
The autographs will be pulled this Saturday evening.
So get them while you can.
Get them while they're hot.
And as far as the autograph cans are concerned, give it about a week.
Okay?
We're still looking for a solution to make the signature look more presentable on the can.
So give us a week, a week and a half.
We're going to put the cans on sale, so on and so forth.
Okay?
Once again, ghost.market to go buy the autographs.
They will be pulled down this Saturday.
Anyway, I shall see you tomorrow for Baller Friday, 4 p.m. Central Standard Time.