True Capitalist Radio - September 23rd, 2016 True Capitalist Radio Hosted By Ghost EP 358
Aired: 2016-09-23
Duration: 03:01:46


=== Welcome to True Capitalist Radio (06:55) ===

[00:00:00]  Love Talk Radio.
[00:00:04]  Here we go.
[00:00:10]  Last dollar.
[00:00:14]  This is True Capitalist Radio.
[00:00:17]  True Capitalist Radio.
[00:00:19]  I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
[00:00:24]  For badass of business.
[00:00:26]  Give him capitalism or give him death.
[00:00:29]  That's it.
[00:00:30]  Period.
[00:00:30]  Broadcasting from his skylight office studios in beautiful downtown Austin, Texas.
[00:00:35]  You sound fruitier than a box of fruit loops, for Christ's sake.
[00:00:38]  And now, he'll take it from here.
[00:00:40]  Your host, the prognosticator of prognosticators, the man they call...
[00:00:45]  Go Me.
[00:01:06]  What's going on, folks?
[00:01:07]  And thank you for tuning in with me to another edition of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
[00:01:16]  And of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
[00:01:22]  And once again, folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
[00:01:26]  Before we get started on this Baller Friday, I'd like to remind everybody that this is episode number 358, number 358, for all the folks that are keeping track of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
[00:01:39]  And before we get started, please, everybody spread it around like wildfire and let everybody know that True Capitalist Radio is in effect and in the house.
[00:01:50]  And we are live every Monday through Friday, 4 p.m. Central Standard Time, right here on the official website of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
[00:02:02]  It is blogtalkradio.com slash ghost.
[00:02:08]  That's blogtalkradio.com slash ghost.
[00:02:13]  And of course, folks, if you haven't already done so, please follow me on Twitter.
[00:02:16]  The Twitter name to follow is PoliticsGhost.
[00:02:20]  All one word, no underscores.
[00:02:22]  Politics Ghost is the name to follow.
[00:02:25]  Anyway, folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
[00:02:28]  We are chilling on this Baller Friday.
[00:02:31]  And for you folks that are first-time listeners and don't understand what Baller Friday is, it is the time of the week when the capitalists look past the week on all the profits and all the success and sex, but success.
[00:02:45]  I'm just joking.
[00:02:47]  And bask in the absolute success of the week.
[00:02:52]  That's why we call this Baller Friday.
[00:02:53]  All the profits, all the money.
[00:02:55]  You understand that?
[00:02:56]  All the assets obtained.
[00:02:59]  All the hard work generated.
[00:03:01]  You understand?
[00:03:01]  That's what Baller Friday is, and that's what we're doing, and that's why we're celebrating it today on Baller Friday.
[00:03:09]  As a matter of fact, before I get started on anything else, because this is a free format edition, folks, which means we are opening up the phone lines, and we are going to talk about whatever you want to discuss.
[00:03:20]  And like I said, folks, I'm a man of my word.
[00:03:23]  We have the third hour already on the edition for today, folks.
[00:03:28]  Now, even though we are scheduled for three hours here, folks, anything can happen.
[00:03:34]  You know these troll terrorists and cyber vermin.
[00:03:38]  They could upset me.
[00:03:40]  I don't know what.
[00:03:40]  It's a really unpredictable Baller Friday today, to say the least, all right?
[00:03:46]  But anyway, folks, I want to say, all right, cheers to, first of all, the capitalist army.
[00:03:52]  I want to say cheers to the Trump train.
[00:03:54]  And I want to say cheers to the man who has sparked the capitalist revolution, not only here in America, but throughout the world.
[00:04:02]  I'm talking about Donald Trump.
[00:04:04]  All right, I want to say cheers, baby.
[00:04:06]  Cheers on this Baller Friday.
[00:04:07]  And also want to say cheers to every capitalist and every hard worker throughout the world as well.
[00:04:12]  If you are maintaining your own living and you're not collecting a government entitlement, and by God, you are working for your living.
[00:04:19]  However, you are obtaining your income, you are working to do it.
[00:04:23]  I say cheers to you too, folks.
[00:04:25]  Cheers, all right.
[00:04:29]  Oh, yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
[00:04:31]  A little bit of Johnny Walker, Balloon.
[00:04:35]  Oh, yeah.
[00:04:38]  That's what I'm talking about.
[00:04:41]  Anyway, folks, you know how it is.
[00:04:44]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:04:45]  You know how it is.
[00:04:46]  Anyway, folks, let's get right into the broadcast, folks.
[00:04:48]  It seems as if Donald Trump is dominating once again every poll, every mainstream media outlet, everything.
[00:04:56]  We are unstoppable.
[00:04:58]  I don't know if you read the Drudge Report today.
[00:05:00]  I posted an article that was posted there.
[00:05:02]  A professor that has been predicting the winner of presidencies for the past 30 years is calling the next election for Donald Trump.
[00:05:11]  And this man has been absolutely accurate for the past 30 years in predicting presidents.
[00:05:16]  So I'm telling you this right now.
[00:05:19]  I'm telling you, we got this, baby.
[00:05:20]  We got it.
[00:05:21]  The Trump drain is full steam ahead.
[00:05:24]  And I'm loving every minute of it.
[00:05:26]  Especially on this Bowler Friday, baby.
[00:05:28]  Especially on this Bowler Friday.
[00:05:33]  Woo!
[00:05:34]  Oh, my God.
[00:05:36]  Anyway, folks, I'm excited.
[00:05:38]  I don't know about you, folks.
[00:05:39]  All right.
[00:05:40]  I'm chilling on this Baller Friday.
[00:05:42]  Hopefully, you are basking in your success.
[00:05:44]  If you are a successful capitalist, if you're a hard worker throughout the week, I hope that you are basking.
[00:05:51]  And of course, if you're one of these entitlement recipients that think, yeah, baby, I just collect my money at the end of the month, at the first of the month, baby.
[00:05:59]  You understand what I'm saying?
[00:06:00]  That's what I be doing.
[00:06:02]  I sit there away at the first of the month, baby.
[00:06:05]  I'm in line out there at the Walmart at 11:58, 11.59.
[00:06:12]  So when I, about 12 o'clock, that deposit go in the EBT card, baby, and I'm living lavish, baby.
[00:06:21]  I'm eating lavish, baby.
[00:06:23]  You know, all that crap.
[00:06:24]  You need to understand, all right, that you people that are collecting entitlements, those are chains of bondage.
[00:06:31]  You can never go past whatever the government gives you.
[00:06:35]  Do you understand that?
[00:06:36]  And if you ever attain any more than the government gives you and the government finds out about it, they will take away, they will absolutely take away your government entitlements, and that's a damn fact.
[00:06:47]  And those are chains of bondage.
[00:06:49]  Do you understand that?
[00:06:50]  Those are chains of bondage.
[00:06:51]  And don't you ever forget about it, boy.
[00:06:54]  Don't you ever forget about it.

=== Chains of Bondage and Entitlements (12:41) ===

[00:06:56]  Oh, my God.
[00:06:58]  I'm telling you this right now.
[00:07:00]  I'm having a great time here.
[00:07:01]  This is just a Bowler Friday, baby.
[00:07:03]  It's a baller Friday.
[00:07:04]  Can you feel the electricity?
[00:07:06]  Can you feel the excitement of a baller Friday?
[00:07:09]  I'm telling you, it's got its own spirit, for Christ's sake, man.
[00:07:15]  It's got its own spirit.
[00:07:16]  I'm in a good mood.
[00:07:17]  You know, as a matter of fact, I know I've been harping a lot about San Antonio over here since I've moved here, but look, maybe I'm a little harsh on it.
[00:07:27]  I've been into some parts of town out here that are actually rather decent, a little bit.
[00:07:32]  I mean, I live in an affluent part of town, and, you know, some of the local eateries and bar areas are actually rather extravagant, rather classy, to say the least, a little pricey, but that's what keeps the riffraft away.
[00:07:49]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:07:50]  So let me tell you, I've had a great time here.
[00:07:54]  Evening, probably gonna have a good time this evening for Christ's sake.
[00:07:57]  The only bad part about it is that I got to go out here and take rides like Ubers and Lyfts to get someplace.
[00:08:03]  I'm a little, you know, I mean, I'm not, I'm not necessarily excited about that every time I got to put a damn charge from getting one place to the next.
[00:08:15]  You understand what I'm saying?
[00:08:17]  Anyway, oh, Jesus Christ, here we got, here we go on Twitter.
[00:08:21]  When is the engineer's autograph on sale?
[00:08:24]  I'm going to buy it.
[00:08:25]  Look, you know, I didn't even want to get to this today.
[00:08:30]  I was hoping you people would just, you know, I don't know.
[00:08:33]  You people were high yesterday or something.
[00:08:35]  Maybe, you know, I don't know.
[00:08:36]  You were, I don't know.
[00:08:38]  You were just imagining things and you weren't, but no, no, you still want the engineer's autograph.
[00:08:43]  Look, let me tell you something, right?
[00:08:45]  I've got the engineer's autograph right here, man.
[00:08:47]  I got a whole bunch of them here.
[00:08:49]  And let me tell you, you know, engineer, when I told you to make something and put your autograph on it, I was hoping that you'd get a little creative like I was doing, you know, and try to make it an art piece.
[00:09:01]  This isn't an art piece.
[00:09:02]  What the hell is this?
[00:09:07]  This is not an art piece.
[00:09:10]  You literally printed out a freaking postcard with your picture on it saying it's me, engineer, with your signature.
[00:09:20]  This is not an art piece, sir.
[00:09:22]  This is not an art piece.
[00:09:24]  I'm serious.
[00:09:25]  This is the best you could come up with.
[00:09:31]  Oh, my God.
[00:09:34]  Well, let me tell you something, folks.
[00:09:35]  I'm not going to sit here and sell.
[00:09:37]  Look, Engineer, I'm sorry.
[00:09:38]  I'm not going to sell these for what I said I was going to sell them for, man.
[00:09:41]  I got to give me a break.
[00:09:43]  I mean, look, I know this is your signature, engineer, and I know this is your picture, but literally, I thought I wanted you to make it an art piece, man, like I did.
[00:09:51]  I mean, look at mine here.
[00:09:52]  You see this?
[00:09:53]  Look, I painted a little skull on there.
[00:09:56]  It says capitalism or death.
[00:09:58]  It's numbered for Christ's sake.
[00:09:59]  Are you going to number these?
[00:10:01]  Yes, sir.
[00:10:02]  You're going to number these.
[00:10:03]  Well, that's great.
[00:10:05]  I mean, it's literally a picture of him.
[00:10:08]  Folks, listen to me.
[00:10:08]  I'm going to describe this.
[00:10:09]  It's a picture of him.
[00:10:11]  It says it's me, the engine.
[00:10:13]  It's me, engineer.
[00:10:14]  And it's literally got his signature in a gold metallic.
[00:10:19]  Did you use my pen?
[00:10:21]  Yes, sir.
[00:10:22]  Yeah, typical.
[00:10:23]  Of course you did for Christ's sake.
[00:10:24]  You know, I should get a cut of this for that.
[00:10:26]  I should get a cut of this.
[00:10:28]  It's my material here.
[00:10:31]  Jesus Christ, man.
[00:10:36]  Anyway, folks, look.
[00:10:40]  I don't know.
[00:10:41]  Look, I knew I said I was going to sell these for like, I don't know, $13, $10 or something.
[00:10:45]  I can't sell these for that, man.
[00:10:47]  And you see, the bad part about it is, is if I put it for sale right now, Engineer, all your, I don't know, these troll terrorists and cyber vermin out here are going to buy the hell out of it.
[00:10:59]  All right?
[00:10:59]  They're going to make me look stupid for Christ's sake, man.
[00:11:03]  They're going to make me look stupid.
[00:11:07]  You're going to make me look stupid.
[00:11:11]  Jesus Christ.
[00:11:16]  I mean, how much, I mean, how much shoe.
[00:11:21]  I don't know how much to put on these things, man.
[00:11:23]  I mean, this is not an art piece, engineer.
[00:11:25]  I'm a little disappointed in you, sir.
[00:11:27]  I thought you were going to put a little, I mean, you know what?
[00:11:29]  At least put a happy face on it on the back or something, all right?
[00:11:32]  When these people buy, can you put a happy face or something on it, a little stick figure or whatever, whatever the hell you do, finger paint, whatever the hell you can do?
[00:11:39]  Yeah, dude.
[00:11:41]  Jesus Christ, man.
[00:11:43]  Anyway, folks, look, I'm not going to put, I don't know, I have no idea for Christ's sake.
[00:11:51]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:11:53]  I have no idea.
[00:11:55]  I mean, I'm looking at these engineers.
[00:11:57]  I'm a little ashamed to put them for sale.
[00:11:59]  And look, people are saying on Twitter, they don't care.
[00:12:01]  Let's don't buy them.
[00:12:02]  Look at them.
[00:12:03]  Look, are you kidding me?
[00:12:04]  You've got to be kidding me, man.
[00:12:06]  You people are pissing me off.
[00:12:08]  Literally, look, I'm not joking around.
[00:12:09]  This is not a troll.
[00:12:10]  You people are pissing me off by pitting my engineer against me, and you're making me feel like a piece of crap.
[00:12:18]  Seriously, man, like 1,300 hours of my life was nothing to you people.
[00:12:23]  You know what I mean?
[00:12:24]  I'm serious.
[00:12:25]  I mean, you know, I just, oh, Jesus Christ, man.
[00:12:30]  Oh, my God.
[00:12:31]  I mean, I'm serious.
[00:12:34]  It hurts my feelings, man.
[00:12:36]  It hurts my goddamn feelings.
[00:12:39]  I mean, that you people, all the time, the effort, the energy, the passion, the fury that I have put in this broadcast, you people care about my engineer, my employee, more than you give two rats' asses about me.
[00:12:56]  Oh, my God, man.
[00:12:58]  I just crazy.
[00:12:59]  Look, somebody says they bought my autograph so they can use this toilet paper.
[00:13:02]  You son of it, I knew it.
[00:13:11]  I knew I knew you were going to ruin my baller Friday, you dab troll terrorist, cyber vermin, scumbags.
[00:13:17]  God damn it.
[00:13:20]  Let me tell you something, you sons of bitches.
[00:13:22]  If I find any one of you idiots using one of my goddamn autographs for any kind of derogatory capacity, you're going to get it, boy.
[00:13:35]  You're going to get it.
[00:13:39]  Jesus Christ, man.
[00:13:41]  Give me a break.
[00:13:42]  Give me the mic.
[00:13:43]  Give me the mic.
[00:13:45]  And look, look, I even got inner circle asking if they're going to get a discount on the engineer's autograph.
[00:13:50]  I got inner circle.
[00:14:02]  Engineer's autograph, man!
[00:14:06]  I mean, you know, I'm supposed to do three hours of this crap.
[00:14:10]  Seriously, folks.
[00:14:12]  I mean, this is supposed to be a baller Friday.
[00:14:14]  This is supposed to be the time when I'm supposed to be basking in the success for class.
[00:14:19]  I've got inner circle.
[00:14:21]  Inner circle.
[00:14:23]  Oh, man, this is horrible, man.
[00:14:26]  This is horrible.
[00:14:28]  This is just horrible.
[00:14:33]  This is, Jesus Christ, man.
[00:14:38]  I've got inner circle, man.
[00:14:42]  Oh, my God.
[00:14:43]  Give me the mic.
[00:14:45]  Give me the mic.
[00:14:48]  Look, man, it's really upsetting, man.
[00:14:53]  I'm serious.
[00:14:54]  This is really, really upsetting.
[00:14:59]  I mean, I'm serious, folks.
[00:15:01]  I'm not kidding around.
[00:15:02]  This is not a joke, man.
[00:15:04]  I mean, just imagine, all right?
[00:15:06]  I've been broadcasting on this show since 2008, all right?
[00:15:10]  I've been 1,300 hours.
[00:15:12]  I took a five-year hiatus, all right, because of pressures from the goddamn federal authorities.
[00:15:19]  We'll just leave it at that for Christ's sake.
[00:15:22]  I come back on here.
[00:15:23]  I'm risking my life out here.
[00:15:25]  I'm serious.
[00:15:26]  I'm not joking around.
[00:15:27]  This is not a joke.
[00:15:28]  All right?
[00:15:28]  They don't even want to print my goddamn avatar with my name on it as a United States Postal Service stamp.
[00:15:36]  So that should tell you something.
[00:15:37]  How the hell do they know that that is supposedly some political bias of something?
[00:15:42]  Get the hell out of here.
[00:15:47]  Jesus Christ, man.
[00:15:51]  I'm upset, man.
[00:15:52]  I mean, look at it.
[00:15:53]  People are like, I want to frame the engineer's autograph.
[00:15:56]  All right, when let me have the auto.
[00:15:58]  I mean, Jesus Christ, man.
[00:16:04]  Quit effing crying.
[00:16:06]  It's not their fault that the engineer is the real talent.
[00:16:08]  The engineer is the real talent.
[00:16:10]  How much is the engineer's inner circle?
[00:16:16]  Damn it, man.
[00:16:17]  You know what?
[00:16:17]  I'm going to end this show.
[00:16:18]  I'm not joking around, man.
[00:16:20]  I don't need to be putting up with this crap.
[00:16:22]  I've been sitting here since 2008 giving you entertainment, information, sparking synapses, substance upon substance upon substance, man.
[00:16:33]  And I get nothing but disrespect.
[00:16:36]  I get nothing but besmirching from you people.
[00:16:39]  I get nothing, man.
[00:16:42]  Man, this really hurts.
[00:16:46]  The betrayal, man, hurts.
[00:16:52]  This hurts.
[00:16:55]  This really hurts, man.
[00:16:59]  God damn it.
[00:17:00]  Look at there still on Twitter.
[00:17:01]  They're still asking for the engineer's autograph.
[00:17:04]  I mean, good God.
[00:17:08]  Screw you, man.
[00:17:11]  All right, screw you, people, man.
[00:17:14]  Give you my heart.
[00:17:16]  I give you my soul in this cell.
[00:17:21]  You son of a bitch.
[00:17:25]  Oh, God.
[00:17:30]  Oh, my God.
[00:17:31]  I'm serious, man.
[00:17:32]  You hurt me.
[00:17:35]  You guys cut me.
[00:17:37]  You guys cut me and it hurts.
[00:17:40]  It hurts, man.
[00:17:45]  It hurts.
[00:17:48]  Since 2008, man, since 2008, I've been doing this Brock and I mean, I can't believe this.
[00:17:57]  I can't believe it.
[00:17:58]  Shut up.
[00:17:58]  I'm not crying.
[00:18:00]  Shut up.
[00:18:03]  People on Twitter are saying I'm crying.
[00:18:05]  Shut up.
[00:18:06]  I poked myself in the eye.
[00:18:07]  Shut up.
[00:18:10]  Jesus Christ.
[00:18:12]  Shut up.
[00:18:12]  Follow you on Twitter and shut up.
[00:18:16]  Oh, my God, man.
[00:18:21]  Oh, my God.
[00:18:23]  I just feel the betrayal, man.
[00:18:25]  Betrayal.
[00:18:28]  The utter betrayal.
[00:18:36]  Imagine a country where jobs are plentiful and families can get ahead.
[00:18:41]  A country where veterans are treated with dignity and respect.
[00:18:45]  A country so powerful, terrorism is in retreat.
[00:18:48]  Our families are safe.
[00:18:50]  A country run by a leader whose career was built on success.
[00:18:55]  A leader who isn't beholden to special interests, but to the people themselves.
[00:19:00]  Make America great again.
[00:19:02]  Donald Trump for president.
[00:19:04]  I'm Donald Trump, and I approve this message.
[00:19:08]  Oh, my God.
[00:19:09]  Give me the mic.
[00:19:09]  Give me the.
[00:19:10]  Give me a goddamn mic.
[00:19:13]  You scumbags.
[00:19:16]  You guys.
[00:19:19]  I mean, over 1,300 hours of my life, man, 1,300 hours.
[00:19:25]  I'm not crying.
[00:19:26]  Shut up on Twitter.
[00:19:28]  Shut up.
[00:19:30]  You all on Twitter just shut your stupid steak and salmon-smelling holes and shut up.

=== Give Me the Damn Mic (15:01) ===

[00:19:37]  Just shut up.
[00:19:42]  Oh, my God.
[00:19:43]  Give me my drink.
[00:19:44]  drink, man.
[00:19:51]  God damn, I can't believe you people have done this to my show, man.
[00:19:57]  I can't believe this.
[00:19:57]  You know, this is.
[00:20:01]  You're pitting me and my employee against each other, you know.
[00:20:07]  God damn it, man.
[00:20:11]  Man, you see, you see what you did, engineer, huh?
[00:20:16]  Do you see what you did?
[00:20:20]  You see what you did?
[00:20:21]  God damn it.
[00:20:22]  This is my show.
[00:20:24]  I'm the talent.
[00:20:25]  Me.
[00:20:26]  I'm the talent.
[00:20:27]  Do you understand?
[00:20:28]  Yes, sir.
[00:20:29]  I'm the talent, god damn it.
[00:20:32]  That's true capitalist radio hosted by ghost, all right?
[00:20:36]  Not the goddamn engineer.
[00:20:40]  God damn it.
[00:20:43]  Let me just calm down, man.
[00:20:45]  Shut up.
[00:20:46]  I'm not crying on Twitter.
[00:20:48]  Shut up.
[00:20:48]  Shut up.
[00:20:51]  Just shut up.
[00:20:54]  Just shut up, you idiot, man.
[00:20:56]  God damn it.
[00:21:00]  Jesus Christ, I'm sitting over here, I'm just trying to give you a decent broadcast, and you people are just, look at you people!
[00:21:07]  Oh, yeah.
[00:21:07]  Look at these idiots.
[00:21:08]  They still want the goddamn autograph.
[00:21:10]  You want the autograph here.
[00:21:12]  Here, fine.
[00:21:13]  Look, first of all, engineer, I'm not selling this for the price I said, all right?
[00:21:18]  I'm not selling this for no $12 or $13.
[00:21:21]  I can't.
[00:21:21]  Are you kidding me?
[00:21:22]  This isn't an art piece.
[00:21:24]  This is a picture of you with its me, engineer, and your freaking autograph.
[00:21:30]  You're going to number these, right?
[00:21:33]  You're going to number these, and then, you know what, what are you going to go send them off, right?
[00:21:37]  Yeah, Jesus Christ.
[00:21:41]  I don't even know what to put on these for Christ's sake, man.
[00:21:45]  And shut up.
[00:21:46]  I'm not crying to shut up.
[00:21:50]  Man, I'm afraid to do this.
[00:21:52]  I am so afraid to do this.
[00:21:54]  I'm so afraid that I'm just going to.
[00:21:58]  Look, I'm pretty confident.
[00:21:59]  Let me just calm down.
[00:22:00]  What am I doing?
[00:22:01]  I'm a man here.
[00:22:02]  I'm a man.
[00:22:02]  Calm down.
[00:22:03]  Let me slap myself in the face.
[00:22:08]  What am I talking about?
[00:22:09]  This is true capitalist radio hosted by ghosts.
[00:22:12]  What are you talking about?
[00:22:13]  I mean, sir, slap myself in the face.
[00:22:18]  This is true capitalist radio hosted by ghosts.
[00:22:23]  What am I doing?
[00:22:24]  This isn't a competition.
[00:22:26]  I mean, look at, I mean, I've already sold over 125, 126 autographs for Christ's sake, man.
[00:22:35]  All right.
[00:22:35]  Let me tell you, I don't.
[00:22:37]  What am I doing?
[00:22:38]  Why am I doing this to the engineer?
[00:22:40]  I'm not going to do this.
[00:22:41]  Let me tell you something right now.
[00:22:43]  All right.
[00:22:43]  I don't think that you people are.
[00:22:45]  I don't think you people are serious.
[00:22:46]  You know, I think you people are trolling me.
[00:22:48]  I think that you people are trying to make me crack up, which I am.
[00:22:52]  Unfortunately, you stupid trolls.
[00:22:54]  That's the only thing that you do.
[00:22:58]  Jesus Christ.
[00:23:01]  But look, you all want the freaking engineer's autograph.
[00:23:04]  All right, here.
[00:23:05]  All right.
[00:23:06]  Let's put lucky number nine on it.
[00:23:08]  All right.
[00:23:08]  Let's look.
[00:23:09]  How about lucky number nine there, engineer?
[00:23:14]  Jesus Christ.
[00:23:16]  Anyway, folks, once again, I'm about to put up the engineer's autograph.
[00:23:21]  And look, I'm not going to, you know what?
[00:23:22]  I don't even know why I'm making a big deal about it.
[00:23:25]  I'm not going to be.
[00:23:26]  This is my show.
[00:23:29]  All right, this is my show.
[00:23:30]  The engineer's not going to sell more than me.
[00:23:32]  What am I doing?
[00:23:33]  Come on.
[00:23:34]  Come on, man.
[00:23:35]  I'm not just making much to do about it.
[00:23:37]  I need another drink.
[00:23:38]  All right.
[00:23:46]  All right.
[00:23:46]  Well, I'm taking my time here.
[00:23:48]  Hold on, folks.
[00:23:49]  These people on Twitter are like, come on, Counts, let's see it.
[00:23:51]  I want to see it.
[00:23:52]  I want to buy it.
[00:23:53]  Just hold on.
[00:23:54]  Hold your asses on, for Christ's sake.
[00:23:56]  Jesus Christ, hold on.
[00:24:00]  Hold on.
[00:24:01]  All right.
[00:24:02]  I'm just.
[00:24:05]  I don't really appreciate all you people on Twitter, you know, saying, you know, put the engineer's autograph up already.
[00:24:12]  Look, just calm down.
[00:24:13]  I'll put it up for just.
[00:24:15]  Jesus Christ, man.
[00:24:17]  I just, I got to take a moment here, all right?
[00:24:20]  I'm just.
[00:24:22]  You people just riled me up about five or ten minutes ago, for Christ's sake.
[00:24:28]  I just got to calm down here for a second.
[00:24:29]  Got to take some deep breaths.
[00:24:40]  All right, I'm calming down.
[00:24:42]  I'm sorry, folks.
[00:24:42]  I'm doing dead air.
[00:24:43]  I know I'm doing breathing exercises.
[00:24:45]  Sounds like doing a freaking Lama's class here, but I got to calm down and shut up on Twitter.
[00:24:50]  I'm not scared.
[00:24:52]  Shut up.
[00:24:54]  People on Twitter saying I'm scared.
[00:24:56]  Shut up.
[00:25:00]  I'm not scared, folks, okay?
[00:25:02]  I just'm a little apprehensive.
[00:25:08]  I'll be honest with you.
[00:25:09]  I don't, you know, look, I'm going to be honest with you.
[00:25:12]  You know, some bad things could happen if by some chance I put this up and the engineer sells more than me.
[00:25:18]  I mean, I don't know what could happen.
[00:25:20]  I don't know if I don't even want to think about it.
[00:25:23]  You know why?
[00:25:24]  Because if I think about it, it'll happen.
[00:25:25]  All right, so I'm not going to think about it.
[00:25:27]  All right?
[00:25:28]  I'm not thinking about it for Christ's sake.
[00:25:30]  All right, I'm putting it up right now.
[00:25:31]  There's nothing going to happen.
[00:25:33]  Hold on just a second.
[00:25:33]  Hold on.
[00:25:34]  Give me my drink.
[00:25:34]  Hold on.
[00:25:35]  Hold on.
[00:25:36]  Hold on just a second.
[00:25:37]  Give me a second.
[00:25:38]  All right.
[00:25:39]  God damn it.
[00:25:39]  It's my baller Friday.
[00:25:41]  All right.
[00:25:41]  Just give me a goddamn second.
[00:25:43]  Hold on.
[00:25:44]  And stop telling me to hurry up.
[00:25:46]  Hillary is fine on Twitter.
[00:25:48]  Shove it up, your ass.
[00:25:50]  Jesus Christ, hurry up.
[00:25:52]  I got your hurry up.
[00:25:53]  Hold on!
[00:26:00]  Jesus Christ, man.
[00:26:01]  My heart's beating like a rabbit, man.
[00:26:03]  I'm serious.
[00:26:04]  I don't like this.
[00:26:05]  I don't like this.
[00:26:06]  I'm going to be honest with you.
[00:26:07]  I do not like this.
[00:26:12]  Jesus Christ, man.
[00:26:13]  You see what you got me into, engineer?
[00:26:15]  God damn it.
[00:26:18]  Shut up.
[00:26:21]  Shut up.
[00:26:23]  Damn it, man.
[00:26:27]  I can't believe I've got myself into this crap, man.
[00:26:30]  I'm going to be showed up by the engineer.
[00:26:32]  Look, I'm only going to put nine bucks on it, engineer, because first of all, you're less than half the man I am.
[00:26:38]  All right, that's first and foremost.
[00:26:39]  And secondly, this is not an art piece.
[00:26:42]  This is a picture of you with its me, engineer with your autograph on it.
[00:26:47]  It's a picture of you with its me, engineer, with your autograph on it.
[00:26:51]  That's what it is for Christ's sake.
[00:26:52]  It's not an art piece.
[00:26:53]  All right.
[00:26:54]  All right, so we're just, we're going to put it at lucky number nine, all right?
[00:27:01]  Jesus Christ.
[00:27:02]  All right, look.
[00:27:04]  I'm going to put the engineer's autograph out here in about one minute, okay?
[00:27:08]  I just got to get mentally prepared for it, folks.
[00:27:10]  Do you understand?
[00:27:11]  I never thought that this was ever going to happen.
[00:27:13]  I never thought that you sick, twisted, demented, troll terrorists and cyber bourbon were going to somehow pick my employee and me against each other, man.
[00:27:26]  I'm serious.
[00:27:27]  I mean, this could end our relationship.
[00:27:29]  You know what?
[00:27:31]  I'm sorry, engineer.
[00:27:32]  This could do it.
[00:27:35]  Well, blame these people.
[00:27:38]  Blame these people for Christ's sake.
[00:27:43]  Jesus Christ, man.
[00:27:46]  I can't believe I'm doing this, man.
[00:27:47]  I'm serious.
[00:27:48]  Look at this.
[00:27:49]  Look at it.
[00:27:50]  Engineer is five times the man you'll ever be, ghost.
[00:27:53]  Look at this.
[00:27:53]  Stop making the engineer cry.
[00:27:55]  Engineer for host.
[00:27:57]  Stop beating the engineer.
[00:27:59]  I mean, give me a freaking break, man.
[00:28:01]  Hurry up.
[00:28:02]  We want the engineer's autograph.
[00:28:04]  Give us the engineer.
[00:28:05]  I mean, Jesus.
[00:28:13]  Damn it, man.
[00:28:17]  God damn it.
[00:28:22]  God damn it, man.
[00:28:27]  Jesus Christ.
[00:28:28]  Look at people on Twitter.
[00:28:30]  Look at the people on Twitter.
[00:28:31]  They're saying I'm scared for Christ's sake.
[00:28:33]  I'm not scared.
[00:28:36]  I'm not scared for Christ's sake, man.
[00:28:41]  Oh, God.
[00:28:44]  Oh.
[00:28:45]  This is making my stomach hurt, man.
[00:28:47]  I'm serious, man.
[00:28:49]  My stomach's hurting.
[00:28:50]  My stomach is bubbling up for Christ's sake.
[00:28:52]  It's bubbling up because this is all set.
[00:28:57]  It's so angry, man.
[00:28:59]  Oh, my God.
[00:29:00]  Give me the mic.
[00:29:01]  Give me the mic, man.
[00:29:02]  I'm serious, man.
[00:29:06]  Look at these people on Twitter, man.
[00:29:08]  What a bunch of scumbags you are, man.
[00:29:11]  What a bunch of engineers, the true talent.
[00:29:14]  Engineer's a Ghostbuster.
[00:29:16]  I mean, you renamed the show to True Engineer Radio.
[00:29:21]  Does the inner circle get a freaking discount?
[00:29:24]  I mean, God damn it, the betrayal.
[00:29:28]  The betrayal, man.
[00:29:33]  Man, this just stabs me in the heart, man.
[00:29:36]  Right here.
[00:29:37]  Right in the heart.
[00:29:40]  Oh, man.
[00:29:40]  The betrayal, man.
[00:29:41]  The Capitalist Army and the Inner Circle are freaking trolled terrorists of Cyber Vermont.
[00:29:46]  All of them, man.
[00:29:49]  All of them.
[00:29:49]  What are y'all?
[00:29:50]  Team Engineer now?
[00:29:51]  Is that it, huh?
[00:29:52]  Oh, I'm team engineering.
[00:29:54]  Shut up.
[00:29:55]  Shut up and shut up.
[00:30:01]  Jesus Christ, man.
[00:30:05]  I mean, give me.
[00:30:06]  All right.
[00:30:06]  All right.
[00:30:07]  I'll put it up.
[00:30:07]  Hold on.
[00:30:08]  All right.
[00:30:09]  Stop.
[00:30:09]  Stop tweeting me.
[00:30:10]  I'll put it up.
[00:30:11]  Hold on.
[00:30:12]  Just hold on.
[00:30:13]  Just hold on for a second.
[00:30:15]  Just hold on.
[00:30:16]  I'll put it up.
[00:30:16]  Just hold on.
[00:30:18]  God.
[00:30:20]  Oh, God.
[00:30:24]  I mean, you people are driving me to drink for Christ's sake.
[00:30:27]  You know what?
[00:30:30]  You people are driving me to drink.
[00:30:32]  You people are driving me to drink.
[00:30:34]  And God damn it, man.
[00:30:41]  Okay.
[00:30:44]  Jesus Christ, man.
[00:30:46]  I can't believe it.
[00:30:46]  Stop tweeting me already.
[00:30:48]  All right.
[00:30:49]  Stop tweeting me with pro-engineer crap.
[00:30:51]  Stop tweeting me that I'm crying.
[00:30:53]  Oh, great.
[00:30:54]  Look.
[00:30:55]  Now they're putting my freaking autograph on a body pillow.
[00:30:58]  I mean, God.
[00:31:00]  Just leave me alone.
[00:31:02]  Just leave me alone.
[00:31:04]  Oh, damn it, man.
[00:31:06]  You people have already ruined my Baller Friday.
[00:31:09]  We're not even a half hour in to a three-hour session.
[00:31:12]  And you idiots, you inconsiderate little quats have ruined my Baller Friday for Christ's sake, man.
[00:31:19]  You think that I'm going to sit here for three hours and conduct this broadcast when you people are doing this to me, besmirching me, disrespecting me, wanting the engineer's autograph more than me?
[00:31:34]  Jesus Christ, man.
[00:31:36]  All right.
[00:31:36]  Jesus goddamn Christ.
[00:31:40]  Oh, God, man.
[00:31:42]  Oh, my God.
[00:31:44]  All right.
[00:31:46]  Look, I got to, look, hold on.
[00:31:48]  Before I give you the mic.
[00:31:52]  All right, look.
[00:31:53]  Before I put the engineer's autograph up, oh, my God, my heart.
[00:31:58]  Get that body pillow out of my freaking screen, engineer.
[00:32:06]  Jesus Christ.
[00:32:08]  Oh, my heart.
[00:32:14]  I've got to calm down.
[00:32:15]  Before I put out the engineer's autograph, I would like to encourage anybody who is part of Team Ghost.
[00:32:23]  I hate to even refer to it like that.
[00:32:25]  I hate to even refer to it.
[00:32:27]  But please go right now.
[00:32:29]  Put in your browser, ghost.market.
[00:32:32]  Put in your browser, ghost.market, all right?
[00:32:37]  And please, man, try to buy yours, Trulie's autograph, all right?
[00:32:41]  Seriously, all right?
[00:32:42]  I'm not joking around.
[00:32:44]  All right, please, man.
[00:32:47]  I can't.
[00:32:48]  I can't, I can't, I can't be shown up on Baller Friday by the engineer, man.
[00:32:52]  Please, man, please.
[00:32:54]  All right, please.
[00:32:55]  All right, ghost.market, please, all right?
[00:32:58]  I can't.
[00:32:59]  I've sold 126, all right?
[00:33:02]  Now, that's a lot.
[00:33:03]  I don't think the engineer is going to be able to sell 126.
[00:33:07]  I don't think so, but god damn it, I don't like this kind of pressure.
[00:33:10]  I don't like working like this.
[00:33:12]  I can't work like this.
[00:33:15]  I can't work like this, man.
[00:33:19]  Man, my stomach hurts.
[00:33:20]  You see, you people are making my stomach hurt, man.
[00:33:23]  You people are making my stomach hurt.
[00:33:28]  Oh, my God.
[00:33:29]  Hold on.
[00:33:29]  I'll put the engineer's autograph.
[00:33:31]  Hold on.
[00:33:32]  Shut up.
[00:33:33]  Hold on.
[00:33:35]  Just hold on.
[00:33:39]  Jesus Christ, man.
[00:33:41]  Oh, my God.
[00:33:42]  Hey, look, I'm glad people are saying Team Ghost for Christ.
[00:33:45]  What the hell is this?
[00:33:48]  Oh, my God.
[00:33:49]  They put my avatar in between the legs of RuPaul.
[00:33:53]  You son of a f ⁇ !
[00:33:54]  Jesus!
[00:33:57]  That's freaking disgusting, man.
[00:34:00]  That's freaking disgusting.
[00:34:04]  And it says trans testicles love ghostler.
[00:34:07]  Oh, that's great, man.
[00:34:09]  Oh, that's just great, man.
[00:34:11]  This is just horrible.
[00:34:12]  You know what?
[00:34:13]  Give me the mic.
[00:34:13]  You know what?
[00:34:15]  You people have already.
[00:34:17]  You've already done this.
[00:34:19]  All right?
[00:34:20]  All right.
[00:34:20]  You have already ruined my Baller Friday, and I really don't appreciate it.
[00:34:25]  All right?
[00:34:26]  I really don't appreciate it whatsoever.
[00:34:28]  Although I do like that people are saying Team Ghost, although I am seeing Team Engineer.
[00:34:33]  God, Jesus Christ, man.
[00:34:37]  Somebody said, I bought one of your autographs.

=== Ruined Baller Friday Broadcast (16:25) ===

[00:34:39]  Thank you very much.
[00:34:40]  I really appreciate it, man.
[00:34:42]  All right, look.
[00:34:43]  I'm not going to, you know what?
[00:34:44]  I don't think anything's going to happen.
[00:34:45]  All right.
[00:34:46]  I think I'm making much to do about nothing.
[00:34:48]  All right.
[00:34:48]  I've given people over 1,300 hours of my life, for Christ's sake, man.
[00:34:56]  1,300 hours, man.
[00:35:01]  1,300 hours.
[00:35:05]  Jesus Christ.
[00:35:06]  All right, engineer.
[00:35:07]  I'm going to do it.
[00:35:08]  All right.
[00:35:08]  You're going to post it up right now?
[00:35:10]  Yes, sir.
[00:35:12]  Go ahead and post it up.
[00:35:13]  And look, like I said, I know that I told the people, Jesus Christ, my heart's beating like a rabbit, folks.
[00:35:20]  I'm sorry.
[00:35:22]  That it was going to be about $13.
[00:35:25]  I can't charge that for this.
[00:35:27]  I'm going to go with lucky number nine.
[00:35:29]  All right.
[00:35:30]  And once again, I'm going to describe it before our engineer posts it up.
[00:35:35]  Jesus Christ, my heart, man.
[00:35:37]  Hold on, folks.
[00:35:39]  My heart and my stomach hurt at the same time.
[00:35:42]  So please just hold on, all right?
[00:35:45]  Let me just calm down.
[00:35:46]  All right.
[00:35:47]  Let me just calm down.
[00:35:53]  Hold on.
[00:35:54]  I'm sorry.
[00:35:54]  Hold on.
[00:35:55]  Hold on.
[00:35:55]  I'm going to do it.
[00:35:55]  I'm going to post it.
[00:35:56]  Just hold on.
[00:35:57]  Just hold on.
[00:36:00]  Jesus Christ.
[00:36:02]  Oh, my God.
[00:36:08]  All right.
[00:36:09]  Let me calm down.
[00:36:12]  Let me calm down here, folks.
[00:36:13]  I'm sorry.
[00:36:14]  I don't know.
[00:36:14]  I may be having some kind of an anxiety issue here, folks.
[00:36:18]  I'm not joking.
[00:36:19]  Let me just drink some more.
[00:36:20]  Let me just drink some more.
[00:36:21]  See, you people are driving me to drink, for Christ's sake, man.
[00:36:30]  Your heart and stomach hurt because of the butter, dude.
[00:36:32]  It's the butter.
[00:36:33]  It's not the butter, all right?
[00:36:36]  It's not the butter.
[00:36:37]  It's not the goddamn butter.
[00:36:40]  It's not the butter.
[00:36:41]  I can tell you that right now.
[00:36:43]  Shut up.
[00:36:43]  All right, with this damn butter garbage.
[00:36:45]  I'm sick of you telling me it's the butter.
[00:36:48]  All right, look.
[00:36:51]  I'm going to post the engineer's autograph right now, okay?
[00:36:54]  It's just got a picture of him, all right?
[00:36:56]  It says it's me, engineer, in a square box, and above it it says engineer's autograph, all right?
[00:37:02]  I'm serious, all right?
[00:37:04]  Now, look, you know, if you ever cared about me, if you ever care about my show, if you ever cared about what I was trying to do for Christ's sake, please do not buy this, all right?
[00:37:16]  Please don't pit me against the engineer, man.
[00:37:20]  Please don't do it, all right?
[00:37:22]  I mean, this could have serious implications in our business relationship, and I don't even want to go there.
[00:37:28]  All right, Siri, I'm not joking around.
[00:37:31]  I don't even want to go there for Christ's sake, man.
[00:37:35]  Jesus Christ.
[00:37:37]  I don't want to go there, man.
[00:37:38]  I really don't want to go there, man.
[00:37:42]  And look, look.
[00:37:43]  Oh, no.
[00:37:46]  They've got a poll out now.
[00:37:48]  Who are you supporting?
[00:37:51]  Team NG or Team Engine or Team Ghost?
[00:37:57]  Jesus Christ, man.
[00:37:59]  I don't know if I can do this show for three hours today, folks.
[00:38:02]  I'm serious, man.
[00:38:03]  I mean, this is just too much, man.
[00:38:09]  This is just too much.
[00:38:10]  It's too much on my body.
[00:38:12]  It's too much on my soul, for Christ's sake, man.
[00:38:16]  I mean, I'm having freaking anxiety attacks.
[00:38:18]  It's not the butter.
[00:38:19]  Shut up, Twitter.
[00:38:20]  It's not the goddamn butter.
[00:38:22]  Shut up.
[00:38:22]  Shut up with that crap.
[00:38:28]  Oh, man.
[00:38:29]  I'm just.
[00:38:30]  You know what?
[00:38:30]  I'm just going to do it.
[00:38:31]  All right.
[00:38:31]  Whatever happens, happens, all right?
[00:38:33]  All right.
[00:38:34]  Let me tell you.
[00:38:35]  You know, if you sell more than me, engineer, you may get fired, all right?
[00:38:41]  Hey, I'm in this business, all right?
[00:38:44]  But look, I don't think they're going to sell more than me.
[00:38:46]  Go ahead and put it up, engineer.
[00:38:50]  Put it up!
[00:38:53]  Jesus Christ.
[00:38:55]  All right, I'm going to put it up here in about, hold on, give it about 30 seconds, engineer, all right?
[00:39:00]  Give it about 30 seconds.
[00:39:02]  I want to take my drink first because I'm not.
[00:39:05]  My stomach and my heart are hurting for Christ's sake.
[00:39:08]  I mean, I'm hyperventilating up in here.
[00:39:19]  All right, folks.
[00:39:22]  All right, let me go ahead and just go ahead and publish it, engineer.
[00:39:24]  Publish it now.
[00:39:27]  Jesus Christ.
[00:39:29]  All right.
[00:39:31]  All right, for you folks that are out there, all right, it's already up and running, all right?
[00:39:36]  For all you folks that are out there, like, I want any autograph.
[00:39:40]  I don't want any autograph.
[00:39:46]  Jesus Christ, all right, there it is, all right?
[00:39:49]  It's been put up, so shut up your ass, all right?
[00:39:52]  I don't even want to look at the numbers, or I don't even want to look at it, all right?
[00:39:56]  I don't even want to look at the goddamn numbers.
[00:39:59]  I just want to get on with the damn show.
[00:40:02]  All right, I just want to get on with the goddamn show, all right?
[00:40:05]  This is supposed to be a Baller Friday.
[00:40:07]  It belongs to me.
[00:40:11]  Jesus Christ, man.
[00:40:13]  I'm sitting over here.
[00:40:15]  I'm doing everything I can for Christ's sake to try to provide content, to try to provide Hall of Fame internet broadcasting content to the world for Christ's sake.
[00:40:25]  I mean, good God.
[00:40:29]  Good God, man.
[00:40:31]  God damn it.
[00:40:34]  Imagine a country where jobs are plentiful and families can get ahead.
[00:40:39]  A country where veterans are treated with dignity and respect.
[00:40:42]  A country so powerful, terrorism is in retreat.
[00:40:45]  Our families safe.
[00:40:47]  A country run by a leader whose career was built on success.
[00:40:52]  A leader who isn't beholden to special interests, but to the people themselves.
[00:40:57]  Make America great again.
[00:40:59]  Donald Trump for president.
[00:41:01]  I'm Donald Trump, and I approve this message.
[00:41:05]  Good God, man.
[00:41:09]  But let me tell you, I don't think that the engineer is going to sell more than me, all right?
[00:41:14]  I mean, look, I'll even tweet it right now, all right?
[00:41:17]  I'll leave it tweeted out, engineer, because I don't think that's going to happen.
[00:41:20]  You know why?
[00:41:21]  I mean, I don't even know why I'm even getting all upset over this.
[00:41:24]  Why am I getting all upset for Christ's sake, man?
[00:41:28]  Why am I getting all upset for Christ's sake, man?
[00:41:30]  It's my show.
[00:41:31]  This is true capitalist radio hosted by ghosts, baby.
[00:41:36]  I mean, I'm listened to by tens of thousands of capitalists.
[00:41:40]  I'm talking about true capitalists throughout the world.
[00:41:46]  Woo!
[00:41:48]  Oh, man.
[00:41:51]  Oh, my God.
[00:41:53]  Anyway, let me go ahead and tweet this.
[00:41:56]  Get the engineer's autograph.
[00:41:58]  Get them while you can, because I'm telling you this right now.
[00:42:03]  I may pull them down if something ridiculous starts happening, all right?
[00:42:07]  Seriously, I'm going to start pulling them down if, you know, by some chance the engineer starts, you know, selling them like hotcakes, all right?
[00:42:16]  All right?
[00:42:17]  I'm not joking around.
[00:42:18]  I may pull the plug on this son of a bitch.
[00:42:19]  I refuse to be made fun of by a bunch of troll terrorists and cyber vermin just to make an ass out of me on a ball or Friday.
[00:42:27]  All right?
[00:42:28]  Jesus Christ, man.
[00:42:29]  I'm serious.
[00:42:30]  I'm not joking around.
[00:42:35]  All I do, man, is all I do is do this broadcast.
[00:42:37]  I try to provide, like I said, Hall of Fame broadcasting internet content for Christ's sake.
[00:42:42]  And this is the thanks I get.
[00:42:45]  My God, man.
[00:42:46]  Oh, my God.
[00:42:48]  I don't even want to look at the numbers, man.
[00:42:50]  I don't even want to look, man.
[00:42:51]  I don't even want to look.
[00:42:53]  Seriously, what a show this has turned out to be for Christ's sake, man.
[00:42:57]  Jesus Christ.
[00:42:58]  All right?
[00:43:00]  Jesus Christ, man.
[00:43:02]  Look at these people.
[00:43:03]  They like, I'm going to buy a whole bunch of them.
[00:43:05]  Oh, my God.
[00:43:06]  No.
[00:43:06]  Don't tell me they're selling.
[00:43:08]  Don't, no, no, please, no.
[00:43:13]  Oh, my God.
[00:43:14]  No, this is not.
[00:43:14]  Let me see.
[00:43:16]  How many are selling, Engineer?
[00:43:18]  Seriously, man.
[00:43:19]  How many are selling, man?
[00:43:20]  Because I don't like this.
[00:43:22]  I don't like this one goddamn bit for Christ's sake.
[00:43:30]  Oh my God.
[00:43:32]  You mean to tell me he's already almost sold 30 of these sons of bitches?
[00:43:36]  I mean, good God.
[00:43:38]  Stop.
[00:43:39]  Stop buying them.
[00:43:40]  Stop buying them now for Christ's sake, man.
[00:43:43]  Stop buying them.
[00:43:46]  fucking kick me off man Stop.
[00:44:06]  Stop it.
[00:44:10]  Oh, my God.
[00:44:12]  Jesus Christ, man.
[00:44:14]  Oh, my God.
[00:44:18]  I cannot believe.
[00:44:19]  I cannot believe this, man.
[00:44:21]  I can't believe this is going on here.
[00:44:23]  I can't believe this is going on here.
[00:44:26]  I can't believe.
[00:44:27]  Oh, my God, man.
[00:44:30]  This is hurting my feelings, man.
[00:44:31]  Seriously, man.
[00:44:33]  This is not a joke.
[00:44:34]  This is hurting my feelings, man.
[00:44:37]  Good God, man.
[00:44:39]  Give me a break.
[00:44:44]  I mean, man.
[00:44:47]  Man, and I even got inner circle asking for their discount for this crap.
[00:44:51]  I mean, this hurts.
[00:44:55]  This goddamn hurts, man.
[00:44:58]  This hurts me right here, right in the goddamn heart.
[00:45:01]  It hurts, it hurts, it hurts, man.
[00:45:05]  It goddamn hurts, man.
[00:45:07]  God damn it.
[00:45:09]  God damn it to hell.
[00:45:13]  Oh my God.
[00:45:15]  Jesus Christ, man.
[00:45:20]  Stop!
[00:45:21]  Stop buying it, please.
[00:45:22]  Stop it, man.
[00:45:24]  Look, if we continue to have these sales, I'm going to have to pull it down, engineer.
[00:45:28]  I'm not joking, right?
[00:45:28]  Look at this.
[00:45:29]  Look at this crap.
[00:45:30]  Look at them.
[00:45:31]  They're selling like hot cage.
[00:45:33]  me?
[00:45:34]  Are you sure?
[00:45:42]  I am giving you throw 1,300 hours of my life for Christ's sake, man.
[00:45:46]  And this is how you're repaying me, man.
[00:45:48]  I mean, you want me to pull three hours of a show?
[00:45:51]  And this is how you're respecting me.
[00:45:53]  This is how you repay me.
[00:45:57]  Oh, my God.
[00:46:01]  My stomach and my heart.
[00:46:05]  My stomach and my heart.
[00:46:07]  God damn it, man.
[00:46:11]  Oh, my God.
[00:46:16]  I can't take it.
[00:46:18]  I can't take it anymore.
[00:46:21]  Oh, my God.
[00:46:26]  Oh, my God.
[00:46:28]  My stomach, man.
[00:46:29]  My stomach hurts.
[00:46:30]  My heart hurts.
[00:46:31]  My stomach hurts.
[00:46:32]  I can't believe you people are buying the engineer's autograph.
[00:46:36]  I can't believe you people.
[00:46:40]  Oh, my God.
[00:46:42]  Jesus Christ, man.
[00:46:47]  Oh, good God, man.
[00:46:50]  I can't believe this.
[00:46:52]  I just, I'm in shock.
[00:46:53]  I am in utter shock.
[00:46:58]  Oh, my God.
[00:46:58]  Give me the mic.
[00:46:59]  Kill my.
[00:47:01]  Kill the mic, man.
[00:47:03]  Oh, my God.
[00:47:04]  My freaking heart hurts, man.
[00:47:05]  I'm not joking around.
[00:47:09]  Oh, my God.
[00:47:11]  My stomach.
[00:47:14]  Oh, my God.
[00:47:15]  my heart, man, oh my god.
[00:47:31]  Oh my god.
[00:47:39]  Oh my god, man.
[00:47:46]  Oh my God.
[00:47:47]  Not an engineer body pillow.
[00:47:50]  They made a body pillow out of you, engineer.
[00:47:52]  I mean, God, please tell me I'm dreaming.
[00:48:05]  Please tell me I'm dreaming.
[00:48:07]  God that breaks.
[00:48:08]  I'm going to slap myself in the face again.
[00:48:13]  Tell me I'm dreaming.
[00:48:17]  Tell me I'm dreaming.
[00:48:21]  Oh my God.
[00:48:23]  Oh my God.
[00:48:24]  In my heart, and I'm stuck.
[00:48:25]  I can't.
[00:48:26]  It's got to be a dream, man.
[00:48:28]  Please tell me if it's a bad nightmare, please.
[00:48:30]  God damn it.
[00:48:31]  Tell me.
[00:48:33]  Just tell me.
[00:48:37]  Oh, my God.
[00:48:39]  God.
[00:48:54]  Hey, people on Twitter telling me to calm down.
[00:48:56]  I will, man.
[00:48:57]  I'm sorry, man.
[00:49:00]  I'm sorry, man.
[00:49:01]  I'm sorry.
[00:49:06]  Oh, my God, man.
[00:49:09]  I can't believe you people, man.
[00:49:11]  I'm going to be honest with you.
[00:49:12]  I can't believe you people, man.
[00:49:17]  I'm not.
[00:49:20]  I'm tongue-tied, man.
[00:49:23]  Oh, my God.
[00:49:27]  Oh, God.
[00:49:28]  Give me the mic, man.
[00:49:31]  Oh, my God.
[00:49:32]  Give me the freaking mic, man.
[00:49:35]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[00:49:37]  Oh, my God.
[00:49:38]  Oh, my stomach.
[00:49:40]  Oh, goodness.
[00:49:42]  Oh, God.
[00:49:44]  I'm sorry, folks.
[00:49:45]  I'm not joking around.
[00:49:46]  I got all kinds of...
[00:49:56]  Oh, my God.
[00:50:00]  I'm sorry, folks.
[00:50:01]  I'm sorry.
[00:50:04]  You know, let's lighten the mood up a little bit, man.
[00:50:06]  I'm going to calm down.
[00:50:07]  Let me take another drink.
[00:50:08]  You people are driving me to drink.
[00:50:11]  You people are driving me to drink, man.
[00:50:20]  Oh, my God.
[00:50:25]  Oh, my God.
[00:50:27]  Let me go ahead and get to some Twitter shout-outs, folks.
[00:50:29]  And for you folks that are unaware, oh, my God.
[00:50:34]  You can get a Twitter shout-out live on the broadcast right here.
[00:50:37]  If you retweet the tweet that states True Capitalist Radio Live on my Twitter account at PoliticsGhost.
[00:50:45]  All one word, no underscores, politics, ghost.
[00:50:49]  Jesus Christ, my stomach, man.
[00:50:51]  Oh, jeez.
[00:51:02]  Oh, my God.

=== Live Twitter Shout Outs Now (15:41) ===

[00:51:05]  I'm sorry.
[00:51:06]  I'm sorry, folks.
[00:51:07]  I did not mean to do that.
[00:51:08]  I'm sorry.
[00:51:08]  I'm puking here.
[00:51:10]  You know, I'm just.
[00:51:14]  Oh, my God.
[00:51:16]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[00:51:17]  Anyway, let me look.
[00:51:21]  Jesus Christ.
[00:51:26]  All right.
[00:51:27]  Let me calm down here.
[00:51:29]  All right, let me calm down.
[00:51:30]  Freaking stomach, man.
[00:51:32]  Oh, my God, my stomach.
[00:51:34]  You're making my stomach hurt, man.
[00:51:37]  You're making my stomach hurt.
[00:51:39]  You're making me puke.
[00:51:43]  You're making me puke, for Christ's sake.
[00:51:45]  You're making me fall apart.
[00:51:48]  I'm falling apart.
[00:51:51]  Oh, Jesus Christ, man.
[00:51:55]  Anyway, let me get to some Twitter shout-outs.
[00:51:57]  Do we got any Twitter shout-outs, Engineer?
[00:51:59]  Good day.
[00:52:00]  Good day.
[00:52:03]  All right, we got some Twitter shout-outs, and let's go ahead and get to them right now.
[00:52:08]  As you can see, I'm not very enthusiastic about any of this stuff.
[00:52:12]  I mean, I'm looking at the—I mean, are you kidding me?
[00:52:16]  I mean, I'm not going to look at the number anymore for Christ's sake.
[00:52:19]  You people are pissing me off.
[00:52:21]  Oh, my stomach.
[00:52:23]  Oh, my God.
[00:52:26]  Anyway, let's get to some Twitter shout-outs.
[00:52:28]  We got Dorito Burrito in the house.
[00:52:30]  We got G in the place.
[00:52:32]  What's going on?
[00:52:33]  Drunken Wolf.
[00:52:34]  We've got regular TCA in the place.
[00:52:38]  We got Dirk Diggler.
[00:52:40]  We got The Last Free Man in the house.
[00:52:42]  We got Pennsylvania for Ghost.
[00:52:44]  Who else do we have here for Crescent?
[00:52:46]  We got Snow White.
[00:52:47]  What's going on to Tom out there?
[00:52:49]  How are you doing?
[00:52:50]  We got Ryan B. in the house.
[00:52:52]  We got anarcho-capitalist Johnny Deck, the chefist in the place.
[00:52:56]  What's going on to Windows and Doors?
[00:52:58]  Lord Falcon, Espresso Reborn.
[00:53:01]  What's going on to Swedish Capitalist, even though you, you know, tweeted a freaking body pillow at me, all right?
[00:53:08]  Jesus Christ.
[00:53:09]  Who else do we have going on over here?
[00:53:11]  We got Engineer's Homeboy.
[00:53:13]  Oh, Jesus Christ, man.
[00:53:16]  Engineer's Homeboy.
[00:53:20]  Good God.
[00:53:20]  True Vomiting Radio.
[00:53:22]  Shut up, all right?
[00:53:24]  I miss classic ghost.
[00:53:26]  What the hell does that mean?
[00:53:28]  The hell does that mean, for Christ's sake?
[00:53:32]  Outdone by a tard?
[00:53:33]  Oh, you son of a man, why don't you all just shut up?
[00:53:45]  Seriously, why don't you all just shut up?
[00:53:52]  Just shut up.
[00:53:55]  Jesus Christ.
[00:53:56]  Give me the mic.
[00:53:59]  Freaking outdone by a tard.
[00:54:01]  They're calling you a tard, engineer.
[00:54:03]  You see, I told you these people aren't your friends.
[00:54:08]  Told you, man.
[00:54:09]  I told you.
[00:54:12]  Anyway, we got Scarlet Moon in the house.
[00:54:15]  Who else do we have here?
[00:54:16]  We got Savage in the place.
[00:54:19]  We've got Artron Havoc.
[00:54:21]  We got Hans Gooven Smith in the house.
[00:54:24]  We've got Engineer 254, Ghost 126.
[00:54:27]  What are you talking about?
[00:54:28]  No way.
[00:54:29]  There's no way that's happened.
[00:54:31]  Let me check that.
[00:54:32]  I don't believe these sons of bitches.
[00:54:34]  If that's happening right now, I'm into the damn show, and I'll be surprised if I even come back.
[00:54:38]  All right?
[00:54:41]  Well, Jesus Christ, it's not looking good, folks.
[00:54:43]  I mean, there's only 469 left.
[00:54:46]  That's not looking good.
[00:54:47]  But let me tell you something.
[00:54:48]  I am confident that I have enough fans that will stick up for me and not buy the engineer's autograph.
[00:54:55]  All right.
[00:54:56]  I'm telling you, and I appreciate you folks that are doing that.
[00:55:00]  I appreciate it.
[00:55:01]  All right, we got Salvador Casablanca in the house, the trans reptilian.
[00:55:06]  Who the hell else do we got?
[00:55:07]  We got Check is Team NG.
[00:55:10]  Come on.
[00:55:13]  Come on, man.
[00:55:14]  We got Nightmare King Tom.
[00:55:18]  We got, I'm not going to say that disgusting name.
[00:55:21]  The Skunk Spray Kid.
[00:55:23]  We got John Truvak in the house.
[00:55:26]  What's going on?
[00:55:27]  We got somebody named Polo.
[00:55:28]  Once again, if you want a Twitter shout-out, all you got to do is retweet the tweet that states True Capitalist Radio Live on my Twitter account at Politics Ghost, all one word, no underscores, politics, ghost, baby.
[00:55:42]  Who else do we have going on over here?
[00:55:44]  We got the engineer youth.
[00:55:48]  Are you shitting me for touching?
[00:55:50]  Shut up.
[00:55:54]  Engineer capitalist.
[00:55:56]  Oh, there we go.
[00:55:56]  That's fresh.
[00:55:58]  We've got Trump and capitalists in the house.
[00:56:01]  Who else do we have here?
[00:56:02]  We got Globalism Already One.
[00:56:05]  Shove it up your ass.
[00:56:06]  No, it hasn't.
[00:56:08]  No, it hasn't.
[00:56:09]  And here's another one.
[00:56:10]  Soros did nothing wrong.
[00:56:11]  Shut up.
[00:56:13]  Just shove it up your ass for Christ's sake, man, you son of a bitch.
[00:56:19]  Jesus Christ, man.
[00:56:21]  We got Sergeant Yoda in the house.
[00:56:23]  We got Engineer Plus Talent.
[00:56:25]  Shut up.
[00:56:27]  All right?
[00:56:28]  Shut up.
[00:56:30]  Use Ghost Postcard as a MaxiPad.
[00:56:33]  You son of a, if you all did that, if you all besmirch my goddamn autograph, if you destroy it, you're only going to be pissing away money out of your pocket, boy, because I guarantee, I guarantee goddamn T that here in the next several months, that these damn autographs are going to be double, if not triple, than what you paid for them.
[00:57:01]  I guarantee goddamn T it, boy.
[00:57:03]  I guarantee goddamn T it, boy.
[00:57:08]  Give me the mic.
[00:57:13]  I guarantee goddamn T it, boy.
[00:57:15]  All right, let me tell you something right now.
[00:57:17]  All right?
[00:57:18]  Jesus Christ, man.
[00:57:20]  And let me tell you, I want to thank the folks that are actually buying my autograph.
[00:57:25]  I really appreciate it.
[00:57:26]  All right?
[00:57:27]  Once again, much love to those folks on Team Ghost.
[00:57:30]  We need each and every one of you because I don't know what these troll terrorists are doing with Team Engineer.
[00:57:34]  I really don't appreciate it one bit, man.
[00:57:37]  I really don't appreciate it.
[00:57:38]  It's definitely heartbreaking to say the least.
[00:57:41]  I'm telling you that right now.
[00:57:43]  We got Brody Network in the place.
[00:57:45]  What's going on?
[00:57:46]  Who else do we have here?
[00:57:47]  We've got, I'm only going to take a couple of more of these because I can see these are already getting sick of crap.
[00:57:53]  Jesus Christ.
[00:57:55]  NG has best autograph.
[00:57:58]  Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!
[00:58:04]  Body Pillow Emporium.
[00:58:06]  Oh, that's just fresh, isn't it?
[00:58:09]  Jesus Christ.
[00:58:11]  Toilet paper ghost sautograph.
[00:58:15]  You only, man.
[00:58:16]  Jesus Christ, man.
[00:58:17]  I can't believe you people would do that to me, man.
[00:58:19]  I'm serious.
[00:58:20]  I cannot believe you people would do that to me.
[00:58:23]  Son of a bitch.
[00:58:25]  We've got Tacky in the house.
[00:58:26]  What's going on to Popeye?
[00:58:28]  How you doing, man?
[00:58:30]  What's going on to big crying baby ghost?
[00:58:35]  Shut up, all right?
[00:58:37]  There's almost 50 sold.
[00:58:39]  Are you sick?
[00:58:40]  Gut!
[00:58:42]  God damn it!
[00:58:46]  Stop buying them!
[00:58:47]  Stop it!
[00:58:48]  Stop buying them!
[00:58:51]  Stop buying the goddamn engineer's autograph, you sorry sack of traitors.
[00:58:56]  You're traitors, man.
[00:58:58]  You're freaking Benedict Arnolds.
[00:59:00]  Each and every one of you that freaking buys the engineer's autograph is a Benedict Arnold.
[00:59:06]  You're a Benedict Arnold, for Christ's sake, man.
[00:59:10]  Each and every one of you that buys the Engineer's Autograph is a goddamn Benedict Arnold, and that's all there is to it.
[00:59:17]  God damn it.
[00:59:20]  You're a traitor.
[00:59:22]  You're a traitor.
[00:59:25]  Jesus Christ, man.
[00:59:28]  Give me the mic.
[00:59:34]  Son of a bitch.
[00:59:37]  Jesus Christ.
[00:59:38]  I can't believe you people, man.
[00:59:40]  I can't believe you people.
[00:59:43]  I can't believe you people.
[00:59:48]  Jesus Christ.
[00:59:49]  I'm just going to take a couple of more in that sit, all right?
[00:59:53]  NG got lowballed.
[00:59:54]  What the hell does that mean?
[00:59:55]  NG got lowballed.
[00:59:57]  Shut up.
[00:59:59]  Shut your stupid stinking mouth.
[01:00:01]  All right.
[01:00:01]  Nobody asked you for your freaking opinion there, meatbag.
[01:00:06]  Jesus Christ.
[01:00:07]  Who else do we have here?
[01:00:08]  True talent engineer.
[01:00:10]  Oh, here we go.
[01:00:11]  Coming for ghost.
[01:00:13]  Sick son of a bitch.
[01:00:14]  What's going on to Man Pig Joe?
[01:00:15]  Man, Bear Pig Joe.
[01:00:17]  What's going on, man?
[01:00:18]  San Antonio, San Antonio.
[01:00:21]  Are you kidding me, you freaky little furry little fart?
[01:00:26]  TCR body bag.
[01:00:27]  Yeah, you come on over here and talk that garbage to me and talk that garbage to my face.
[01:00:32]  Your ass will end up in a body bag.
[01:00:33]  I'll tell you that right damn now.
[01:00:36]  We've got PsyTech in the house.
[01:00:38]  How you doing?
[01:00:38]  Vetaforum Wars.
[01:00:40]  We got Remington in the house.
[01:00:42]  What's going on?
[01:00:43]  What's going on to Melly?
[01:00:44]  What's going on to Amy Daly?
[01:00:47]  How you doing?
[01:00:48]  What's going on to Trump and Capitalist?
[01:00:49]  I think I already said Trump and Capitalist.
[01:00:51]  Who else do we have going on here?
[01:00:53]  All right, who else do we have?
[01:00:54]  We got, I'm not saying that disgusting name for Christ's sake.
[01:00:59]  The deplorable DeChoco.
[01:01:01]  Who else do we have?
[01:01:03]  There's Bloodfart.
[01:01:04]  How are you doing, Bloodfart?
[01:01:07]  We've got Trans Can for Team Engineer.
[01:01:10]  Are you kidding me?
[01:01:11]  The Trans Can for Team Engineer, the can with a pair of balls on it, is on Team Engineer.
[01:01:17]  You would.
[01:01:18]  You would, for Christ's sake.
[01:01:21]  What's going on to the Neon Knight?
[01:01:22]  How you doing?
[01:01:23]  Karraskin in the house.
[01:01:24]  How you doing, Karaskin?
[01:01:26]  We got Trump at Applebee's.
[01:01:28]  Oh, that's great, for Christ's sake.
[01:01:30]  Ghost got cucked by Engineer.
[01:01:32]  You son of a bitch.
[01:01:34]  Shut up!
[01:01:35]  You shut up!
[01:01:37]  Shut up!
[01:01:39]  Hey, asshole, have you looked at the numbers?
[01:01:41]  Team Ghost is winning, asshole.
[01:01:44]  All right?
[01:01:44]  Team Ghost is winning.
[01:01:46]  So put that in your pipe and smoke it, you son of a bitch.
[01:01:49]  All right?
[01:01:51]  You put that in your pipe and you smoke it for Christ's sake, man.
[01:01:56]  Jesus Christ.
[01:01:56]  Give me the mic.
[01:02:00]  You son of a bitch.
[01:02:02]  I mean, if you look at what's being sold right now, you son of a bitch, all right?
[01:02:06]  The engineer, there's only 468 left of mine.
[01:02:11]  There's 372 left, all right?
[01:02:13]  So let me tell you something right now.
[01:02:15]  Team Ghost is ineffective in the house, baby, all right?
[01:02:18]  And don't you ever forget it, all right?
[01:02:20]  I told you.
[01:02:21]  I told you.
[01:02:22]  I knew.
[01:02:22]  I knew I was confident.
[01:02:23]  I knew it.
[01:02:24]  I knew I was confident.
[01:02:26]  You see what I'm saying?
[01:02:27]  I don't know why I was having an anxiety attack, for Christ's sake, man.
[01:02:30]  I am the talent.
[01:02:32]  I am the talent for Christ's sake, man.
[01:02:35]  I provide substance upon substance upon substance on the debating table.
[01:02:39]  And I mean, I provide Hall of Fame internet broadcasting content for heaven's sake.
[01:02:45]  All right?
[01:02:45]  So, of course, Team Ghost is going to still kick some goddamn ass out here.
[01:02:50]  What are you talking about?
[01:02:51]  Of course I am.
[01:02:54]  Anyway, we are now well into the second hour of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
[01:03:00]  And of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
[01:03:06]  And once again, folks, I want to thank you very much on this Bowler Friday.
[01:03:15]  Anyway, folks, I want to thank you very much for tuning in with me.
[01:03:19]  Before we get in to get started to doing any more broadcasting and start taking your calls, I want to go ahead and remind everybody, please spread it around like wildfire and let everybody know that True Capitalist Radio is in effect and in the house, and we are now live every Monday through Friday, 4 p.m. Central Standard Time, right here on the official website of the True Capitalist Radio Show.
[01:03:46]  It is blogtalkradio.com slash ghost.
[01:03:52]  That's blogtalkradio.com slash ghost.
[01:03:57]  If you haven't already done so, go ahead and go ahead and give me a Twitter following.
[01:04:03]  Follow me on Twitter.
[01:04:04]  All right, the Twitter name to follow is PoliticsGhost.
[01:04:07]  All one word, no underscores.
[01:04:09]  Politics Ghost is the name to follow for Christ's sake.
[01:04:12]  Ah, Jesus Christ, man.
[01:04:16]  I mean, here I am, folks.
[01:04:18]  All right.
[01:04:18]  Here I am.
[01:04:19]  I'm sitting here.
[01:04:21]  I'm looking at the Twitter, and here I am, folks.
[01:04:24]  I'm seeing people putting Engineer on a freaking body pillow.
[01:04:29]  They put a pair of balls on the Engineer for Christ's sake.
[01:04:32]  I mean, somebody has even made some freaking fan art between Team Engineer and Team Ghost.
[01:04:37]  I mean, this is ridiculous, man.
[01:04:39]  All right.
[01:04:40]  This is utterly ridiculous.
[01:04:42]  Let me tell you something, scumbags, all right?
[01:04:44]  All right, now that I'm going to be doing three hours, I'm going to need a little bit of a break.
[01:04:49]  All right?
[01:04:49]  I'm serious.
[01:04:50]  I'm going to need a little bit of a break right now because let me tell you something.
[01:04:53]  I want to go get some beer.
[01:04:54]  I want to kick back, and then I want to take your calls, okay?
[01:04:58]  So go ahead and give me a call right now at 425-390-6146.
[01:05:04]  And when we come right back, I'm going to put on the whore from Empanema.
[01:05:07]  Or I'm sorry, the girl from Empanema, but you know what that means.
[01:05:10]  You know what I'm talking about, huh?
[01:05:11]  The girl from Impanema comes walking.
[01:05:22]  Anyway, folks, I will be right back.
[01:05:27]  Excuse me.
[01:05:28]  I am going to take a break really fast.
[01:05:31]  Go get some beer.
[01:05:32]  All right.
[01:05:33]  And as a matter of fact, I'm looking at Templeton here.
[01:05:35]  He's already looking like, what's wrong, Templeton?
[01:05:37]  What is it?
[01:05:39]  He already looks like he wants something.
[01:05:41]  What is it?
[01:05:42]  You want some kind of a treat or something?
[01:05:43]  What's your problem?
[01:05:45]  What a spoiled dog.
[01:05:47]  Anyway, folks, I'm going to be right back.
[01:05:49]  And let me tell you, before I go, let me see the count on the Team NG, Team Ghost situation, because I said, like I said, I'm more than certain.
[01:05:57]  I'm more than certain we're going to be just fine.
[01:05:59]  Look at it.
[01:06:00]  Engineer, you haven't sold another one in the past 10 minutes.
[01:06:04]  All right?
[01:06:04]  I told you these people didn't like these people are not your friends.
[01:06:08]  I told you, boy.
[01:06:12]  I told you.
[01:06:15]  Anyway, folks, I will be right back here.
[01:06:19]  Let me go ahead and take a quick break.
[01:06:21]  All right.
[01:06:21]  I'm going to get some beers here.
[01:06:23]  As a matter of fact, I'm going to be drinking some more rich German beer.
[01:06:27]  You know what I mean?
[01:06:28]  I mean, I want some more of that German beer, some of that 5.7% by volume alcohol beverage.
[01:06:33]  You understand what I'm saying?
[01:06:35]  That's what I'm talking about, baby.
[01:06:37]  Anyway, without any further ado, let's just go ahead.
[01:06:40]  Hey, do you have the girl from Empanema cute up there, boy?
[01:06:46]  All right.

=== Drinking Rich German Beer (11:46) ===

[01:06:47]  Let me go ahead and go ahead and put on the whore from Empanema here.
[01:06:53]  Okay, I should say the girl from Empanema.
[01:06:56]  I will be right back, folks.
[01:06:57]  Okay?
[01:06:58]  I'm going to get some beer here.
[01:06:59]  Let me tell you, I told you the talent, the true talent prevails, doesn't he?
[01:07:06]  The true talent prevails.
[01:07:08]  Ghost.
[01:07:08]  Team Ghost in full effect, baby.
[01:07:11]  I knew it.
[01:07:11]  Why was I getting all upset?
[01:07:13]  Here I was.
[01:07:14]  I'm sweating for Christ's sake.
[01:07:15]  My heart was pumping.
[01:07:16]  My stomach was hurting.
[01:07:18]  Was wanting to puke for Christ's sake?
[01:07:19]  For what?
[01:07:20]  For what?
[01:07:21]  King ghosted full effect, baby.
[01:07:23]  Ha ha ha.
[01:07:24]  Go ahead and throw on that freaking music engineer.
[01:07:27]  I'll be right back right after this short break.
[01:07:30]  Don't go anywhere.
[01:07:31]  I'm taking your calls, baby.
[01:07:32]  425-390-6146.
[01:07:36]  I'm going to the phones on this free format.
[01:07:38]  Bower Friday.
[01:07:40]  I shall be right back.
[01:07:41]  Go anywhere.
[01:11:30]  You heard the speech.
[01:11:31]  But behind the glitter lies this stark truth.
[01:11:33]  In Hillary Clinton's America, things get worse.
[01:11:36]  Under her dishonest plan, taxes keep rising, terrorism spreads.
[01:11:41]  Washington insiders remain in control.
[01:11:43]  Americans losing their jobs, homes, and hope.
[01:11:47]  In Donald Trump's America, people are put back to work.
[01:11:50]  Our families are safe.
[01:11:51]  The American dream achievable again.
[01:11:54]  Change that makes America great again.
[01:11:57]  I'm Donald Trump, and I approve this message.
[01:12:00]  All right, folks, we're back.
[01:12:03]  My apologies, folks.
[01:12:04]  All right, just had to take a little bit of a break.
[01:12:06]  We're doing three hours now.
[01:12:08]  All right, we're doing three hours up in this joint here.
[01:12:11]  So, you know, I mean, we got to take a little bit of a break here.
[01:12:16]  Not to mention, I wanted to switch it up since I've already had about a, I would say, a good triple shot of some Johnny Wonker blue label up in this joint.
[01:12:26]  I decided that I'm going to go ahead and continue on with some German beer, some German brewski, some German lager.
[01:12:35]  That's at about 5.5% by volume.
[01:12:39]  So let's just keep it going on this Bowler Friday.
[01:12:44]  All right, let's go ahead and open this up.
[01:12:46]  All right.
[01:12:48]  Oh, yeah.
[01:12:52]  Let's go ahead and pour that in there.
[01:12:54]  All right, I'm sorry.
[01:12:55]  I'm drinking a little rich tonight, folks.
[01:12:57]  I'm drinking the kind of stuff I'm drinking the kind of stuff that costs about $20 something a 12-pack, baby.
[01:13:04]  You understand what I'm saying?
[01:13:06]  All right, that's such a, I'm just drinking like a capitalist, baby.
[01:13:09]  Anyway, let me get back to the broadcast, folks.
[01:13:13]  I want to thank you very much for tuning in with me.
[01:13:16]  Once again, we are live right now on the broadcast on this Baller Friday, and we are live every Monday through Friday, 4 p.m. Central Standard Time.
[01:13:26]  So make sure to tell everybody, your friends, your family, your granny, your uncle, your mommy, your daddy, and everybody you know, baby.
[01:13:32]  You understand what I'm saying?
[01:13:35]  Anyway, let me go ahead and let that beer foam out.
[01:13:37]  And let's go ahead and take some calls here.
[01:13:39]  I'm going to open up the phone lines right now, folks.
[01:13:41]  All right.
[01:13:43]  All right.
[01:13:43]  I'm going to go ahead and open up the phone lines to anybody who wants to talk about anything they want to talk about.
[01:13:48]  I want to hear from you, the people.
[01:13:50]  What do you want to discuss?
[01:13:51]  And of course, please refrain from doing any kind of mischievous radio graffiti activities.
[01:13:59]  And make sure to refrain from doing that until radio graffiti time, to say the least.
[01:14:04]  All right?
[01:14:07]  All right, folks, let's take some calls on this Baller Friday.
[01:14:11]  And before we do, let me see.
[01:14:12]  Hey, let me see if the engineer has scored any on Team Engineer's side.
[01:14:18]  Oh, oh, okay, engineer.
[01:14:20]  They bought three more.
[01:14:21]  Good for you.
[01:14:22]  I told you.
[01:14:24]  I told you.
[01:14:24]  Team Ghost, baby.
[01:14:26]  Team Ghost is in full effect.
[01:14:28]  I knew it.
[01:14:29]  You knew it, right, Engineer?
[01:14:33]  I knew it, baby.
[01:14:36]  Woo!
[01:14:37]  Anyway, folks, let's go ahead and let's take some callers here, right?
[01:14:42]  How about let's take some favorites here.
[01:14:43]  How about the Teutonic Plague?
[01:14:45]  How are you doing, man?
[01:14:45]  How's the Teutonic Plague doing on this Baller Friday?
[01:14:49]  Bowler Friday.
[01:14:50]  I'm doing great.
[01:14:51]  Happy, happy Bowler Friday, ghosts.
[01:14:54]  How are you?
[01:14:56]  Hey, not bad, man.
[01:14:57]  I'm actually doing pretty well now that I poured me a decent German lager at about 5.5, 5.7% by volume here.
[01:15:06]  And I'm having a great Baller Friday.
[01:15:09]  I was a little apprehensive in the first hour because the whole engineer, autograph, team engineer, team ghost nonsense.
[01:15:15]  But I'm feeling a little bit better now.
[01:15:19]  The anxiety is gone.
[01:15:21]  I'm feeling great, man.
[01:15:23]  Oh, man.
[01:15:24]  Same here.
[01:15:26]  Oh, man.
[01:15:27]  I'm a little jealous because, you know, the Teutonic Plague, I want to drink some Teutonic beer, but I don't have access to that in the small piss-hand town I'm living in.
[01:15:37]  They only sell American beer.
[01:15:38]  American beers are good, but I mean, I just want to let you know that I am Team Ghost.
[01:15:46]  Amen.
[01:15:46]  I appreciate that, Teutonic.
[01:15:48]  I appreciate that because let me tell you, I was, I mean, you heard the first hour.
[01:15:52]  I was a little apprehensive.
[01:15:54]  My feelings were getting a little hurt.
[01:15:56]  I was getting a little bit, I was panting.
[01:15:58]  I was hyperventilating.
[01:16:00]  I was having my stomach churn.
[01:16:03]  I was beginning to regurgitate a little bit.
[01:16:07]  I was sweating.
[01:16:08]  But now I'm feeling a little bit better.
[01:16:10]  I'm feeling great.
[01:16:12]  I just team ghost all the way.
[01:16:14]  I'm feeling great, man.
[01:16:15]  I'm feeling great on this Baller Friday.
[01:16:17]  So, what do you want to talk about there, sir?
[01:16:19]  Well, what I want to talk about is I'm looking at the Steam chat and they're making fun of me.
[01:16:24]  I mean, they're doing this make Teutonic meme hashtag on Twitter.
[01:16:28]  But you know what?
[01:16:29]  Keep feeding me your energy.
[01:16:32]  I'm going to say what you say.
[01:16:34]  Keep feeding me your hatred.
[01:16:36]  Your hatred gives me power.
[01:16:39]  I like it.
[01:16:43]  I am.
[01:16:44]  I hear it.
[01:16:45]  That's what I'm talking about.
[01:16:46]  You see, don't be player hating on plague, baby.
[01:16:49]  Don't be player hating on plague.
[01:16:50]  And I'm glad that he's taking a little bit of a page out of ghosts from True Capitalist Radio.
[01:16:56]  Hey, all you haters that hate me, keep giving me your hatred, baby.
[01:17:00]  Keep giving it to me.
[01:17:02]  Keep giving it to me because I like it.
[01:17:08]  Jesus Christ.
[01:17:10]  Anyway, thank you very much, Teutonic Plague.
[01:17:12]  Do you want to give a shout-out to anybody, man?
[01:17:16]  Yeah, shout-out to the Steam Chat, Kahoona Capitalist, Sergeant Yoda, Karaskin, yourself.
[01:17:23]  You know, I would give a shout-out to the engineer, but you know what?
[01:17:26]  Engineer, let me tell you something.
[01:17:28]  Ghost is the talent, not you.
[01:17:31]  Ghost!
[01:17:32]  And you will never sell more autographs than him.
[01:17:37]  Know your place!
[01:17:39]  Thank you very much, Teutonic Plague, once again.
[01:17:42]  A member of the Capitalist Army, a True Capitalist Radio favorite.
[01:17:45]  Thank you very much for calling up, sir.
[01:17:48]  We really appreciate it.
[01:17:49]  Once again, give us a call right now.
[01:17:51]  This is a Baller Friday free format edition.
[01:17:54]  All you got to do is pick up a phone right now, 425-390-6146.
[01:17:59]  We want to hear from you.
[01:18:00]  See what anything you've got to say, anything you want to talk about.
[01:18:03]  I think we might have Raiden Snake, Raiden Snake, in the place.
[01:18:06]  Is this you, Raiden Snake?
[01:18:08]  Yeah, it is.
[01:18:09]  Good evening, guys.
[01:18:10]  How are you doing?
[01:18:11]  How are you doing, Raiden Snake?
[01:18:13]  Good to hear from you on this Baller Friday, man.
[01:18:15]  I'm sure it's a little later up there in your neck of the woods across the prawn in Britannia.
[01:18:20]  But out here, we're barely getting done with the beginning of the evening.
[01:18:27]  What'd you say there, Raiden Snake?
[01:18:29]  I said it's near midnight here.
[01:18:31]  It's 11:17 over here.

=== Calling In at Midnight (03:23) ===

[01:18:33]  So it's not too bad.
[01:18:35]  Oh, man.
[01:18:35]  So y'all are out there in the midnight hour when you're listening to True Capitalist Radio, huh?
[01:18:40]  Yep, 10 p.m. to 1 a.m.
[01:18:43]  And it's the first time I've ever experienced a three-hour show, just like the good old days from when I'm listening on the archive.
[01:18:50]  Yep, the old days, man, the old days.
[01:18:53]  I remember the old days.
[01:18:55]  It seems as if the old days were getting resonated again, if you want my opinion.
[01:18:59]  It's getting resonated again.
[01:19:00]  As a matter of fact, there's probably going to be another Ghosties coming up as we get closer to the Christmas and the New Year's Eve holidays.
[01:19:08]  I mean, I remember those days.
[01:19:10]  I remember I broadcasted on Christmas Eve.
[01:19:13]  I remember I broadcasted on New Year's Eve.
[01:19:16]  It was great.
[01:19:16]  Great stuff.
[01:19:18]  Oh, man, I miss those days.
[01:19:19]  Anyway, what do you want to discuss today there, Raiden Snake?
[01:19:23]  Well, one thing I'd just wanted to query.
[01:19:27]  I mean, I had a disgusting comment.
[01:19:30]  I mean, one thing I tend to do every so often.
[01:19:33]  I do travel around, and I had this really disgusting comment.
[01:19:36]  Apparently, they're saying disabled people are just acting and just all fake.
[01:19:43]  I just want to say that.
[01:19:44]  Disabled people are acting.
[01:19:46]  What kind of disabled people are they talking about?
[01:19:48]  Are they talking about people that are legitimately paraplegic, quadriplegics?
[01:19:53]  Are they talking about individuals that are questionable as it relates to their handicap on face value?
[01:20:02]  You know, there's some people that are collecting out here in the States, actually a lot of them, that are collecting disability, and yet they're walking around, they're dancing in dance clubs, they're drinking beers, and so on and so forth.
[01:20:14]  I think those people are obviously faking it, but you cannot fake, you know, having your legs not being able to function.
[01:20:21]  You cannot fake, you know, not being having your spine function, your arms function, you know, if you have brain damage, if you are mentally handicapped, you know, things that are beyond your control and you physically cannot overcome them, then there's no faking that.
[01:20:39]  Absolutely not.
[01:20:42]  Now, so what about what about you?
[01:20:44]  I see my, well, not in my case, but I'm just, for example, like from what I heard on, like, when I was on when I was traveling on a train the other day, I mean, put it simple, someone, there was this poor, this poor blue, he had a guy dog and everything, he's blind, and they were just saying, oh, he, oh, he's faking, we shouldn't be on here.
[01:21:00]  Do you know what I mean?
[01:21:01]  He's building a fast one.
[01:21:02]  When what do they know?
[01:21:05]  There were disabilities out there, but no one knows about or knows very well.
[01:21:10]  Well, absolutely.
[01:21:11]  I mean, if somebody bringing in a CNI dog or some kind of a service dog, I mean, I can't believe anybody out there in Britannia would even say such a thing.
[01:21:19]  I mean, typically, the people that have a service dog, I mean, they definitely need that for a reason.
[01:21:24]  They are definitely incapable of either walking correctly or being able to have proper vision.
[01:21:31]  They don't hear correctly, so on and so forth.
[01:21:34]  So, I mean, I can't believe it.
[01:21:36]  They're getting that hardcore in Britannia.
[01:21:40]  Yeah, well, what I see, I see it.
[01:21:42]  Well, I wouldn't say all the time or even quite often, but it does happen occasionally, especially when I'm traveling.
[01:21:48]  I mean, make the mistake.
[01:21:49]  It's just disgusting.
[01:21:50]  It really is.
[01:21:51]  And it's just like quite a few, quite a lot of the time.
[01:21:53]  I just really want to go up there and just literally say, enough of this.

=== Service Dog Confusion Arises (06:00) ===

[01:21:57]  Why are you doing this?
[01:21:58]  What's your problem?
[01:21:59]  Seriously?
[01:22:01]  No kidding.
[01:22:02]  Why would you even be doing such a thing as right, man?
[01:22:05]  This is just unheard of.
[01:22:07]  Hey, man, do you want to give a Twitter shout-out to anybody or a shout-out, I should say, to anybody?
[01:22:12]  Oh, yeah, Aussie Karaskin, Ozzy, yourself, Aussie, Aussie's engineer, and obviously everyone else, obviously, in the inner circle, and obviously the camera farmers they say.
[01:22:23]  Do you know what I mean?
[01:22:24]  And one thing I will be doing, I'll be obviously traveling in the next few hours.
[01:22:30]  So I'll be listening to the show up until it finishes.
[01:22:33]  And then I'm going to be on the train in about five hours.
[01:22:36]  Oh, man.
[01:22:37]  Well, good luck.
[01:22:39]  And your travel's safe there, Raiden Snake.
[01:22:42]  And thank you very much for calling up, man.
[01:22:44]  Raiden Snake, once again, another favorite caller, member of the Capitalist Army inner circle.
[01:22:48]  Thank you very much for calling up, man.
[01:22:50]  We really appreciate it.
[01:22:51]  Let's take some more callers here.
[01:22:53]  Once again, this is a free format Baller Friday edition.
[01:22:57]  We're talking about anything and everything that you want to discuss.
[01:23:00]  All you got to do is give me a call right now at 425-390-6146.
[01:23:05]  And we're going to go ahead and talk about anything you want to discuss here.
[01:23:08]  All right.
[01:23:09]  Anyway, we got the 727 caller in the house.
[01:23:11]  How you doing, man?
[01:23:14]  Hey, girls.
[01:23:14]  What's going on?
[01:23:15]  Happy Baller Friday, man.
[01:23:17]  I'm doing pretty good.
[01:23:18]  How about you?
[01:23:21]  I'm not doing too bad, to say the least.
[01:23:23]  I'm sitting here now.
[01:23:25]  I thought I was going to get a little bit of, I thought these trolls were really going to pull one over on me and try to make me look stupid on my own show and actually have the engineer sell more goddamn autographs than I did.
[01:23:36]  But thank God.
[01:23:38]  Thank God that their team ghost isn't affected in the house.
[01:23:41]  I'll tell you that right now, man.
[01:23:42]  But other than that, I'm doing fine.
[01:23:44]  I'm cracking open the I'm cracking open the German beers here.
[01:23:48]  I'm having a good time on this Baller Friday.
[01:23:52]  Oh, that's pretty good.
[01:23:54]  I haven't really been, you know, I haven't really been well recently.
[01:23:59]  Not really me, really, but my brother.
[01:24:03]  He kind of had sex in the restroom at my school, high school side.
[01:24:10]  And he got a 10-day suspension.
[01:24:13]  And now people are saying, you know, that my brother raped her or wherever.
[01:24:18]  And it's a lot.
[01:24:20]  Oh, my God.
[01:24:21]  Are you kidding me?
[01:24:22]  No, no way.
[01:24:23]  No way.
[01:24:26]  Yeah, man.
[01:24:26]  It's crazy.
[01:24:28]  I mean, I know my brother and do that, but I know they probably did something in there.
[01:24:32]  I don't know what they did.
[01:24:34]  Jeez, man.
[01:24:35]  Look, let me get this straight.
[01:24:37]  Okay, so your brother, all right, decided to have some kind of sexual liaison with some, obviously, a little girl.
[01:24:44]  Is at least her same age?
[01:24:46]  The chick is the same age as him?
[01:24:49]  Or is she young?
[01:24:53]  She younger?
[01:24:55]  Oh, yeah.
[01:24:57]  Oh, man.
[01:24:59]  Yeah.
[01:24:59]  All right.
[01:25:00]  Well, maybe that's not too bad.
[01:25:02]  But, you know, where were they having sex at?
[01:25:05]  Were they in the janitor's closet?
[01:25:07]  Were they in a shit stall?
[01:25:08]  Well, I don't understand how you would pull this off in a damn school.
[01:25:13]  Well, they were both in different classes and they were texting each other.
[01:25:18]  And this girl wanted if my brother could come.
[01:25:22]  Wait, hold on just a second.
[01:25:23]  My dad wants me.
[01:25:24]  I'll be right back.
[01:25:27]  All right, no problem.
[01:25:29]  I hope nothing's happening.
[01:25:30]  I know that this young gentleman sometimes has some family problems.
[01:25:34]  I hope we don't hear anything on this on the air here.
[01:25:39]  All right, I'm back.
[01:25:40]  Sorry about that.
[01:25:41]  All right, man.
[01:25:42]  So let me ask you, okay, so now does the texts, I don't know if you're familiar with the text between your brother and this girl.
[01:25:50]  Was she initiating the wait?
[01:26:00]  Was she initiating the whole sexual relations in school type of thing by the texting, or was your brother?
[01:26:08]  She was mostly.
[01:26:09]  My brother didn't really want to be involved, you know.
[01:26:15]  Your brother really didn't want to be involved?
[01:26:18]  Yeah.
[01:26:20]  I doubt that.
[01:26:21]  But let's just say for the sake of argument, he did.
[01:26:25]  What made him, outside of his little head thinking more than his big head, go into whatever shit stall, janitor's closet or whatever?
[01:26:36]  What made him do it?
[01:26:37]  I mean, was he really hard up?
[01:26:39]  I mean, was he trying to lose his virginity?
[01:26:43]  I would say pressuring and stuff.
[01:26:47]  Like I said, I know you might think that you might have wanted to, but, you know, school is kind of a lot more serious, you know?
[01:26:58]  So you mean to tell me that you mean to tell me that he's out there and he got pressured by what?
[01:27:07]  Peer pressure?
[01:27:09]  Yeah.
[01:27:11]  So like guys were looking at the text and the broad was there and she was like, oh, oh, please, I'm in the janitor's closet and all that crap.
[01:27:20]  Yeah, that kind of stuff.
[01:27:22]  Oh, my God.
[01:27:24]  That's horrible, man.
[01:27:25]  Anyway, I appreciate you going to great lengths to give us this information.
[01:27:31]  You want to give a shout-out, man?
[01:27:33]  You want to give some shout-out to anybody?
[01:27:36]  All right, yeah, I'll give a shout-out.
[01:27:38]  Shout out to you, Ghost.
[01:27:40]  Shout-out to the engineer, just because, you know, having, thank God, you know, you have more selling than he does.
[01:27:49]  Shout out to Eddie Hinkle.
[01:27:51]  Shout out to my memory really does suck.

=== Boycott NFL for Anti Americanism (06:02) ===

[01:27:57]  It was come on, sorry.
[01:28:01]  I have a lot more mine.
[01:28:03]  So, yeah, I guess that's it.
[01:28:05]  I don't know.
[01:28:06]  Jacob Green.
[01:28:07]  Yeah.
[01:28:08]  All right, Maywell.
[01:28:09]  Hey, thank you very much.
[01:28:10]  And it's a shame to what happened to your brother.
[01:28:13]  Let this be a lesson to everybody who's listening.
[01:28:15]  Do not have sexual relations in school.
[01:28:17]  All right, seriously.
[01:28:18]  What kind of idiots are you?
[01:28:20]  Jesus Christ, man.
[01:28:24]  Anyway, let me go ahead and continue going.
[01:28:27]  We're just taking calls here, folks.
[01:28:29]  All right.
[01:28:29]  How about Erico386?
[01:28:31]  You're on the air on this baller Friday.
[01:28:32]  I refuse.
[01:28:40]  Capitalist Revolution!
[01:28:52]  Look, first of all, didn't I say wait until Radio Graffiti to pull this crap off?
[01:28:57]  All right?
[01:28:58]  Seriously.
[01:28:59]  I mean, wait till Radio Graffiti for this crap, you son of a bitch.
[01:29:04]  Jesus Christ.
[01:29:05]  Who else are we going?
[01:29:06]  Hey, I think we got G in the house.
[01:29:07]  What's going on to G?
[01:29:10]  Hey, what's up, Ghost?
[01:29:11]  Happy Baller Friday.
[01:29:12]  What's going on, man?
[01:29:14]  Hey, what's going on, G?
[01:29:15]  Happy Baller Friday, man.
[01:29:16]  I'm actually feeling not too bad here in this second hour.
[01:29:20]  I mean, I know for a fact that we got, you know, way more than Team Engineer, and I'm feeling great.
[01:29:27]  Look at it.
[01:29:27]  464 left for Team Engineer.
[01:29:30]  And what do we got for Team Ghost?
[01:29:32]  They're still buying for Team Ghost, baby.
[01:29:34]  Yes.
[01:29:35]  372 he left.
[01:29:36]  Yes.
[01:29:37]  Yes, I'm being team engineer.
[01:29:39]  I knew it.
[01:29:40]  I knew it, G.
[01:29:42]  I knew we could do it.
[01:29:44]  Let's go, Team Ghost, man.
[01:29:46]  Woo.
[01:29:46]  Anyway, besides that, I can't wait for Halloween because, you know, I'll probably be making a video for the Capitals Army.
[01:29:54]  But besides that, me and my family are boycotting the NFL because they're all a bunch of scumbags.
[01:29:58]  Seriously, Colin Kaepernick, what the hell are you doing?
[01:30:01]  Get the hell out of America if you're kneeling for the national anthem, you son of a bitch.
[01:30:06]  You're damn right.
[01:30:07]  Thank you very much, G.
[01:30:08]  I encourage everybody to boycott the NFL.
[01:30:12]  It is a piece of trash.
[01:30:13]  It is an anti-American organization.
[01:30:16]  And if they are going to live and die with Colin Kaepernick, well, then let's put the damn NFL out of business.
[01:30:21]  I mean, have you seen the dramatic decreases in viewership?
[01:30:26]  I mean, in some instances, it's as high as 20% less than last year.
[01:30:30]  All right?
[01:30:31]  And it's because the American people are not going to sit here and stand for this crap and allow some stupid, dumb two-bit scumbag who thinks he's some product from the ghetto when in actuality, Colin Kaepernick was an adopted kid, adopted to a white.
[01:30:47]  Let me repeat that.
[01:30:48]  He was adopted to a white family, and he was raised in suburban white America.
[01:30:55]  And this asshole is going to sit over here and claim that he somehow identifies with black strife, that he somehow identifies with the black struggle.
[01:31:04]  He is a fake.
[01:31:06]  He is a farce.
[01:31:07]  He is another Sean King.
[01:31:09]  He is another Rachel Dozial.
[01:31:11]  He's another D-Ray McKesson.
[01:31:14]  These people are false leaders.
[01:31:16]  They are false leaders.
[01:31:18]  They are self-serving pieces of forefleshed trash.
[01:31:22]  That's what they are, boy.
[01:31:24]  That's what they are.
[01:31:26]  So boycott the goddamn NFL.
[01:31:29]  Boycott them.
[01:31:30]  And not to mention, if anybody's out there that's really serious, a part of the boycott NFL movement, go out there and try to list every single advertiser that advertises for this anti-American organization so we can go and mass tweet, mass email, mass Facebook message these sons of bitches to make sure that, hey, if you're going to back up an anti-American company, well, then don't expect to make an American dollar from me.
[01:31:59]  I'm telling you this right now.
[01:32:01]  Don't you dare think that you're going to make one red cent, one American dollar from me.
[01:32:07]  Jesus Christ.
[01:32:11]  Anyway, folks, all right, let me go ahead and calm down here.
[01:32:15]  All right, let me just calm down.
[01:32:18]  Jesus Christ, give me my, give me my drink!
[01:32:26]  But behind the glitter lies this stark truth.
[01:32:29]  In Hillary Clinton's America, things get worse.
[01:32:32]  Under her dishonest plan, taxes keep rising, terrorism spreads, Washington insiders remain in control.
[01:32:39]  Americans losing their jobs, homes, and hope.
[01:32:42]  In Donald Trump's America, people are put back to work.
[01:32:46]  Our families are safe.
[01:32:47]  The American dream achievable again.
[01:32:50]  Change that makes America great again.
[01:32:52]  I'm Donald Trump, and I approve this message.
[01:32:57]  Anyway, folks, let's continue going, all right?
[01:33:00]  I'm serious.
[01:33:02]  All right, I'm actually rather happy now that Team Ghost is kicking ass out here.
[01:33:09]  Team Ghost is kicking ass.
[01:33:11]  I knew it, baby.
[01:33:12]  I don't even know why I got into this anxiety kick, man.
[01:33:15]  I don't even know why I was scared.
[01:33:17]  I knew.
[01:33:18]  I knew it, man.
[01:33:19]  I knew it.
[01:33:22]  I knew it, boy.
[01:33:24]  I'm telling you this right now.
[01:33:25]  I knew it.
[01:33:30]  Oh, my God.
[01:33:31]  Anyway, once again, folks, if the NFL is going to allow Callan Kaepernick to just take a knee without any kind of retribution, well, then they don't need our American dollar.
[01:33:42]  They don't need our viewership.
[01:33:44]  And I'm telling you this right now: unless they start finding these goddamn sons of bitches in the NFL that are taking a knee during the national anthem, we're going to continue to see this blatant anti-Americanism from the NFL, and we don't want to have nothing to do with it.

=== Hypersonic Jet Idiot Footage (02:22) ===

[01:34:00]  Do you understand that, Roger Goodell, you sorry sack of crap?
[01:34:03]  We don't want none of your anti-Americanism, you sorry sack of crap.
[01:34:08]  You understand that?
[01:34:11]  Jesus Christ, you son of a bitch.
[01:34:17]  Anyway, let's continue going on this Baller Friday, baby.
[01:34:24]  I knew, you know what?
[01:34:25]  I knew we were going to outsell the engineer.
[01:34:28]  I don't even know why I was all upset.
[01:34:29]  I was all angry.
[01:34:30]  I don't even know why.
[01:34:31]  Anyway, how about 615?
[01:34:33]  You're on the horn on this Baller Friday.
[01:34:34]  What's going on?
[01:34:36]  Hey, ghost.
[01:34:37]  You know, there were the people from Jackass and Girls Count Wild, they go and film up in space, and you can buy tickets to space, and you think we haven't even been there.
[01:34:46]  And I want your thoughts on that.
[01:34:47]  And also, stop that.
[01:34:49]  Well, you stupid dumbass.
[01:34:50]  First and foremost, the dumbass, ridiculous footage that you're mentioning, it wasn't jackass.
[01:34:56]  It was the Wild Boys series in which Johnny Knoxville went with, what was it, Steve-O and Chris Pontius?
[01:35:04]  They went into the Russians' super hypersonic jet plane.
[01:35:09]  And the only reason they were able to go up above the ionosphere is because they were in that plane.
[01:35:15]  And the only reason that they were that you saw them in anti-gravity kind of a situation is because when they're in hypersonic flight, that you know, where it looks like you're floating in mid-air, it's caused by the hypersonic jet going up and down in a pattern to a certain capacity.
[01:35:37]  And as you could see in that footage of supposed jackass in space, they're not always in the goddamn air.
[01:35:45]  They're only in the air for a second and then they drop down to the floor.
[01:35:49]  Then they're in the air again for about four or five seconds and they drop to the floor.
[01:35:54]  Do you understand?
[01:35:55]  So that pretty much nullifies what you were trying to say.
[01:35:59]  Where'd you go?
[01:36:00]  Oh, come on.
[01:36:02]  I wanted you to talk some more.
[01:36:04]  What happened?
[01:36:05]  What happened?
[01:36:06]  Oh, I throw some facts in your face, and now all of a sudden you're going to hang up and go away, you son of a bitch.
[01:36:13]  Huh?
[01:36:13]  Huh?
[01:36:14]  You son of a bitch.
[01:36:15]  That's what I thought.
[01:36:16]  That's what I goddamn thought, you son of a bitch.
[01:36:19]  Oh, yeah, jackass went to No, they didn't go into space, you idiot.

=== Meaningless Selfie Tube Videos (05:03) ===

[01:36:23]  All right?
[01:36:23]  Stupid idiot.
[01:36:24]  They went into a hypersonic jet and they were in the ionosphere, you dumbass.
[01:36:29]  Jesus Christ, man.
[01:36:31]  What a freaking bunch of idiots.
[01:36:33]  You know what I mean?
[01:36:34]  I mean, this is where idiots think.
[01:36:35]  You see, this idiot thinks that NASA went into the sky because he saw the fucking jackass show.
[01:36:42]  Excuse my French.
[01:36:43]  I'm sorry.
[01:36:45]  I'm sorry.
[01:36:48]  Jesus Christ.
[01:36:49]  I'm not kidding around.
[01:36:51]  I saw the jackass, man.
[01:36:53]  I saw a jackass and they were in space.
[01:36:56]  And I saw it.
[01:36:58]  You stupid sack of crap.
[01:37:00]  Why'd you hang up if you were so certain there, boy?
[01:37:03]  Huh?
[01:37:04]  It's what I thought, you sorry sack of crap.
[01:37:08]  All right?
[01:37:08]  I made you look lower than a leprechaun's nut sack, and you couldn't even, you couldn't even come back with anything, boy.
[01:37:14]  You couldn't even come back with anything.
[01:37:19]  Jesus Christ.
[01:37:20]  Anyway, let's get to another caller here.
[01:37:22]  Hey, I think we got Karaskin on the horn.
[01:37:25]  What's going on to Karaskin?
[01:37:28]  Not too bad, actually.
[01:37:30]  How are you doing, Carraskin?
[01:37:32]  What you doing on this Baller Friday?
[01:37:35]  Well, I'm just having an okay day, to be honest with you.
[01:37:41]  I do have one story to tell, but I'll get to that later, because I'm going to tell you about this highly controversial thing going on with YouTube.
[01:37:53]  At first, it was bad enough that they implemented the whole – I forgot, but now there's – The demonetization?
[01:38:03]  Now they're implementing a new kind of thing that we don't want.
[01:38:08]  They call it the YouTube Heroes Program.
[01:38:11]  And what it does is they let every single one of the people who are going to moderate the comments, the videos, and everything else without pay.
[01:38:24]  That includes social justice warriors and trolls, too.
[01:38:30]  Yeah, I heard about that, Karaskin.
[01:38:32]  Let me enlighten the folks that are listening in that are unaware.
[01:38:35]  For you folks that are unaware, we remembered that the demonetization process that happened here, what was it, about a couple of weeks ago to supposed YouTube stars.
[01:38:44]  And let me tell you, I am chuckling as hell.
[01:38:47]  And I'm glad that YouTube did that.
[01:38:49]  I am not happy with this YouTube Heroes program in which they are trying to recruit massive flaggers of videos that they deem inappropriate, that they deem violent, that they deem whatever.
[01:39:03]  I mean, they are actually trying to recruit teams of mass-flagging video people.
[01:39:09]  I'm not joking.
[01:39:09]  They're calling them YouTube heroes.
[01:39:12]  All right?
[01:39:13]  You too can be a YouTube hero if you want to be some stupid sniveling little narc that wants to go and watch every goddamn video and flag the hell out of them for Christ's sake, man.
[01:39:23]  I'm telling you, YouTube is turning into a completely bunch of censored crap.
[01:39:29]  And I think it's sad.
[01:39:30]  Now, look, I understand with the whole demonetization process.
[01:39:34]  I definitely do think that people like Kuka-Ka-Ka-Ka-King Star and Leafy and, you know, people that rice gum, that stupid jerk dick.
[01:39:44]  You know, I think people like FoozyTube, you know, these useless, meaningless, you know, really just dumb individuals that are just kind of shitting out amateurish, selfie-based videos and actually having a fan base of utter losers.
[01:39:59]  Because let's be honest, folks, that's why they got demonetized is because a lot of these people that have these massive followings of 9 million, 10 million people, you know, like Teemstar, a Poodie Pie, and all that, they don't buy Jack.
[01:40:14]  You understand?
[01:40:16]  And the metrics that are measured by the Google ad services, the AdSense, they know this.
[01:40:24]  They know this.
[01:40:25]  They know that each and every one of these scumbags that watch these, you know, I don't even know what you call these YouTube stars.
[01:40:32]  They literally take other videos and just talk garbage about them while playing an effing video game.
[01:40:38]  I mean, that is just, I mean, that's entertainment.
[01:40:40]  I mean, people are actually entertained by that.
[01:40:42]  And if they are, I guarantee you, they ain't buying Jack.
[01:40:46]  They ain't buying Jack.
[01:40:50]  So I am glad that all these meaningless losers that literally have no talent.
[01:40:55]  I mean, Keemstar is a stupid idiot that has no freaking talent.
[01:41:00]  Literally.
[01:41:01]  All he does is make fun of Aspies and Autistics and, you know, anybody who is beneath what his mental capacity is deemed himself.
[01:41:14]  Anybody who is weaker than him, that's who he picks on.
[01:41:17]  You know what I'm saying?
[01:41:18]  I mean, that's why I personally, hey, Keemstar, if you're listening, I'd personally meet you out here in Texas somewhere and beat the living be Jesus out of you.
[01:41:25]  All right, you son of a bitch.

=== Sick of Internet Garbage Talk (05:41) ===

[01:41:26]  You talk mad garbage over the internet.
[01:41:29]  I'd love to beat the living be Jesus out of you.
[01:41:33]  All right?
[01:41:34]  And then I'd show everybody that stupid cue ball head that you've got going on there.
[01:41:39]  And then I'd shave that disgusting fake beard that you've got planted on that disgusting pussy yours, you stupid son of a bitch.
[01:41:46]  And same with Leafy, too.
[01:41:48]  That stupid little fruity glory hole servant fruity McFaggins.
[01:41:53]  All right?
[01:41:54]  These people are meaningless, useless, talentless twats.
[01:41:58]  All right?
[01:41:58]  And just to show you how talentless and meaningless they are, they sit here and have like millions of people following them, and yet they are still living in like some shithole little apartment somewhere.
[01:42:10]  I mean, I'm just saying.
[01:42:12]  I'm just saying.
[01:42:15]  Anyway, once again, I didn't mean to go off keester on that.
[01:42:18]  I think that YouTube is going way out of Gestapo Nazi Germany.
[01:42:24]  You too can be a part of the YouTube hero Gestapo to help flag massive videos for Christ's sake.
[01:42:31]  I mean, Jesus Christ, man.
[01:42:35]  Jesus Christ.
[01:42:36]  I'm serious.
[01:42:37]  I'm sick.
[01:42:38]  I'm so sick of this crap, man.
[01:42:41]  What the hell is that?
[01:42:42]  People are making graphics of Team Ghost and Team Engineer.
[01:42:46]  I mean, stop it, man.
[01:42:48]  Stop it.
[01:42:49]  Just stop it already.
[01:42:50]  Just stop.
[01:42:53]  I mean, look at this crap.
[01:42:54]  Look, look at this.
[01:42:55]  Look, I'm going to start tweeting some of these graphics that I'm getting.
[01:42:58]  Look at this.
[01:42:59]  Look at this crap.
[01:43:00]  Look at my Twitter politics.
[01:43:02]  Look at this garbage.
[01:43:04]  Look at this garbage.
[01:43:06]  Look at it.
[01:43:06]  They got one of Bernie Sanders over here.
[01:43:08]  Look at this crap.
[01:43:09]  They got one of Bernie Sanders buying the engineer's autograph.
[01:43:13]  I mean, damn it.
[01:43:22]  They got one of Bernie Sanders buying the engineer's autograph.
[01:43:27]  I mean, good God.
[01:43:31]  Good God, man.
[01:43:35]  Oh, my God.
[01:43:39]  I can't believe this guy.
[01:43:40]  Look at that.
[01:43:42]  Look at this crap.
[01:43:42]  Team ghost team engineer.
[01:43:44]  I mean, give me a break.
[01:43:48]  Give me a break, man.
[01:43:52]  Oh, my God.
[01:43:55]  Give me the mic.
[01:43:58]  The goddamn mic.
[01:44:02]  Jesus Christ, man.
[01:44:06]  I'm telling you, man, I can't believe this crap.
[01:44:08]  I can't believe what you people are doing for Christ's sake.
[01:44:11]  Oh, oh, my God.
[01:44:12]  Oh, somebody put my autograph on toilet paper.
[01:44:17]  You son of a bitch!
[01:44:21]  Damn it, man.
[01:44:22]  You see, I'm tired of getting disrespected like this.
[01:44:25]  You understand that?
[01:44:26]  I'm tired of it.
[01:44:29]  I'm sick and tired of being disrespected like this, man.
[01:44:33]  I'm sick and tired of it.
[01:44:37]  I'm sick and tired of it.
[01:44:38]  I'm serious, man.
[01:44:39]  I'm not joking around.
[01:44:43]  Good God, man.
[01:44:47]  Man, that makes me sick.
[01:44:48]  It makes me sick.
[01:44:53]  Jesus Christ, give me that mic.
[01:44:55]  Give me that goddamn mic.
[01:44:57]  Jesus Christ.
[01:44:58]  Give me that goddamn mic.
[01:45:01]  Putting my freaking autograph on toilet paper, you son of a bitch.
[01:45:07]  It makes me sick, man.
[01:45:09]  I'm telling you that right now.
[01:45:10]  It makes me goddamn sick.
[01:45:14]  Jesus Christ.
[01:45:15]  Give me a, give me more beer.
[01:45:18]  Give me some more beer for Christ's sake, man.
[01:45:20]  Seriously.
[01:45:21]  Let's crack this son of a bitch open for Christ's sake.
[01:45:26]  Jesus Christ, man.
[01:45:29]  Serious, man.
[01:45:30]  Team engineer, for Christ's sake.
[01:45:35]  I can't believe you people, man.
[01:45:37]  Seriously, I cannot believe you people.
[01:45:40]  All right?
[01:45:41]  Trying to pit me against my employee for Christ's sake.
[01:45:44]  I cannot believe this.
[01:45:47]  And I'm even looking at, I've even got inner circle messaging me about the code for the engineer's autograph.
[01:45:54]  Inner circle.
[01:45:55]  Inner summit.
[01:45:56]  Good God, man.
[01:46:01]  Ah, God.
[01:46:05]  It makes me sick.
[01:46:07]  Jesus Christ.
[01:46:09]  Make the...
[01:46:26]  It makes me goddamn sick.
[01:46:32]  Oh, my God, man.
[01:46:34]  Give me the mic.
[01:46:35]  You're freaking mic, you son of a bitch.
[01:46:41]  Oh, Jesus Christ, man.
[01:46:43]  Give me my drink.
[01:46:44]  drink.
[01:46:55]  I'm telling you, you sons of bitches, man.
[01:46:57]  I'm not joking around, you son of a bitch.
[01:46:59]  I can't wait.
[01:47:00]  Enough!
[01:47:01]  Enough!
[01:47:02]  All of you on Twitter, enough!
[01:47:05]  All right, let me calm down.
[01:47:06]  Look, I'm serious.

=== Enough with the Twitter Hate (02:54) ===

[01:47:08]  All right?
[01:47:09]  I'm serious.
[01:47:10]  Let me calm my ass down.
[01:47:13]  Let me calm my ass down here.
[01:47:15]  All right.
[01:47:17]  Let me take some more callers.
[01:47:18]  Give me a call right now, 425-390-6146.
[01:47:22]  It's a free format edition of Baller Friday, baby.
[01:47:27]  Let's go ahead and take some callers here.
[01:47:30]  All right, 830, what's your excuse?
[01:47:34]  I actually have some good news for you, ghost.
[01:47:39]  All right, let me know.
[01:47:41]  Ted Cruz of all people has finally bent a knee and endorsed Donald Trump.
[01:47:49]  Well, of course he was.
[01:47:50]  Are you kidding me?
[01:47:52]  This little two-bit little internet save the internet campaign, which was nothing but a farce, did not do anything for him politically.
[01:48:00]  Now he realizes that literally everybody out here in Texas wants him out of the Senate seat because he made Texas look like a bunch of idiots.
[01:48:09]  All right, we're going to put in Rick Perry in that son of a bitch.
[01:48:12]  So he is forced.
[01:48:14]  He is forced to bow down and get cucked by goddamn Donald Trump.
[01:48:18]  El Erato has to be cucked by Donald Trump now, boy.
[01:48:23]  He's got to bow down and get on the Trump train, for Christ's sake.
[01:48:27]  You understand that?
[01:48:31]  He's got to bow down and get on the damn Trump train, baby.
[01:48:35]  You understand that?
[01:48:36]  And I wonder how all these El Erato supporters are actually feeling about that.
[01:48:43]  All those never Trumpers, huh?
[01:48:46]  I wonder how you're feeling, huh?
[01:48:48]  How does it feel to be on your own like a complete unknown like a rolling stone?
[01:49:00]  How does it feel, baby?
[01:49:01]  How does it feel, never Trumpers, huh?
[01:49:04]  I told you.
[01:49:05]  I told you you were going to fail.
[01:49:07]  You were going to be defeated.
[01:49:08]  You were going to look like idiots.
[01:49:09]  You're going to have egg on your face.
[01:49:11]  And look at you now.
[01:49:13]  Look at you, goddamn now.
[01:49:15]  El eratho has sold you out.
[01:49:21]  All right.
[01:49:22]  Even when he went out there into the freaking Republican convention and said, yeah, well, you got to vote your conscience.
[01:49:29]  You got to vote your conscience.
[01:49:31]  That's what you got to do.
[01:49:32]  You got to vote your conscience.
[01:49:34]  Yeah, that's right.
[01:49:35]  Whatever.
[01:49:35]  El Erato.
[01:49:41]  Jesus Christ, man.
[01:49:43]  You know what I'm saying?
[01:49:45]  Of course this son of a bitch was going to bow down to Team Trump, the Trump train.
[01:49:51]  Son of a bitch.
[01:49:53]  Sick and tired of El Erato.
[01:49:56]  I'm sick and tired of that son of a bitch.
[01:49:59]  All right?
[01:50:00]  We don't even want his endorsement.

=== Vote Your Conscience or Lose (04:41) ===

[01:50:02]  How about that?
[01:50:03]  Hey, Ted Cruz, we don't even want your endorsement, you son of a bitch.
[01:50:07]  We don't even want you.
[01:50:08]  We don't need you.
[01:50:09]  El Erato.
[01:50:12]  We don't need you, boy.
[01:50:15]  We don't need you.
[01:50:19]  Anyway, thank you for that news there, Kerr Capitalist.
[01:50:22]  I appreciate it.
[01:50:23]  Who else do we have here?
[01:50:25]  712, you're on the horn.
[01:50:26]  What's up?
[01:50:28]  Hey, ghost, how's it going?
[01:50:30]  How are you doing, man?
[01:50:32]  Pretty good.
[01:50:33]  How about yourself?
[01:50:35]  I'm just chilling like a villain doing some freaking troll killing for a living.
[01:50:41]  Oh, yeah.
[01:50:42]  Hey, I got a question for you.
[01:50:44]  What's up?
[01:50:47]  Want to meet up for some drinks saying Austin?
[01:50:49]  I'll buy.
[01:50:51]  First of all, not you again, first of all.
[01:50:54]  Secondly, I'm not even in Austin anymore, asshole.
[01:50:58]  I'm not even in Austin.
[01:50:59]  I'm at freaking San Hambodio out here, man.
[01:51:02]  I'm in San Hambodio.
[01:51:06]  Jesus Christ, get him off the freaking light.
[01:51:08]  Get him off the switchboard for Christ's sake, man.
[01:51:11]  Jesus Christ.
[01:51:12]  You know.
[01:51:13]  Hey, you want to go for some drinks later, huh?
[01:51:14]  You want to go do it?
[01:51:16]  Jesus Christ.
[01:51:17]  I'm in San Hambonio.
[01:51:19]  I'm not even in freaking Austin.
[01:51:20]  All right.
[01:51:21]  But let me tell you, it's tempting because I want to go home.
[01:51:25]  Alex Jones, InfoWars, come on.
[01:51:29]  Come on.
[01:51:30]  God damn it.
[01:51:32]  All right.
[01:51:33]  Come on.
[01:51:33]  I want to go home.
[01:51:38]  Anyway, I don't want to harp on that.
[01:51:40]  Like I said, I'm just saying, Alex Jones is looking for a goddamn looking for a new radio host.
[01:51:47]  All right.
[01:51:48]  I got 50,000 organic live listeners on a consistent basis throughout the world for Christ's sake.
[01:51:54]  All right.
[01:51:55]  Let's make a goddamn deal.
[01:51:57]  If anybody from InfoWars is listening, let me tell you something.
[01:52:00]  Send a representative down here to San Hambonio.
[01:52:03]  We'll have some dinner here, my treat.
[01:52:05]  We'll talk some business.
[01:52:07]  All right?
[01:52:08]  I'm serious.
[01:52:09]  We'll talk some business, baby.
[01:52:11]  All right.
[01:52:11]  Your people, get in contact with my engineer, all right?
[01:52:15]  And we'll talk some business.
[01:52:16]  All right?
[01:52:18]  We'll have a steak dinner somewhere.
[01:52:20]  Have some drinks for Christ's sake.
[01:52:21]  And let's talk some goddamn business.
[01:52:23]  All right?
[01:52:24]  I want to go home.
[01:52:28]  I want to go home.
[01:52:32]  And not to mention, folks, I don't necessarily need it financially.
[01:52:37]  What I would appreciate is the production value that InfoWars would provide the broadcast, all right?
[01:52:44]  Because I'm going to be completely honest with you.
[01:52:46]  I am my own.
[01:52:47]  Look, I know the engineer means well, but I mean, can you see the engineer actually negotiating some level of an interview with a prominent person?
[01:52:57]  No.
[01:52:58]  All right.
[01:52:58]  I mean, do you see him writing bits?
[01:53:00]  Do you see him writing anything?
[01:53:02]  No, you don't.
[01:53:02]  You don't see any of that crap.
[01:53:04]  Do you see him researching for topics on the day and that sort of thing?
[01:53:09]  No, you don't.
[01:53:10]  It's me.
[01:53:10]  It's all me.
[01:53:12]  It's all freaking me.
[01:53:16]  It's all me for Christ's sake, man.
[01:53:18]  So I could really use the production aspect, to say the least, all right?
[01:53:23]  I mean, that's all I really need for Christ's sake, man.
[01:53:26]  You give me a little production.
[01:53:27]  I'll make my own money using your venue.
[01:53:30]  I just want, you know, we'll make a deal.
[01:53:32]  All right?
[01:53:32]  We'll just make a goddamn deal for Christ's sake, man.
[01:53:36]  I'm telling you, I could make a thousand times better show if I had a producer, if I had some researchers.
[01:53:42]  You understand what I'm saying?
[01:53:43]  I had some people that wrote some crap.
[01:53:47]  You know what I mean?
[01:53:47]  That's all I need for Christ's sake.
[01:53:49]  That's all I gotdamn need.
[01:53:53]  Anyway, let me move on for Christ's sake.
[01:53:55]  I just want to go home.
[01:53:56]  All right?
[01:53:57]  Just leave me alone.
[01:53:57]  I just want to go home.
[01:54:00]  Wait a minute.
[01:54:01]  Is somebody burning my autograph?
[01:54:05]  You son of a bitch!
[01:54:06]  They got my autograph on fire!
[01:54:09]  They licked my autograph on fire!
[01:54:12]  Oh, you son of a bitch!
[01:54:22]  I mean, are y'all really buying my autograph so that y'all can burn it?
[01:54:26]  So that y'all can, oh, come on, man.
[01:54:30]  Come on.
[01:54:34]  Jesus Christ, man.
[01:54:36]  Give me the mic.
[01:54:37]  Give me the mic.
[01:54:39]  I mean, come on, man.

=== Team Ghost Purely Ineffective (05:51) ===

[01:54:44]  Jesus Christ.
[01:54:45]  You know, let me, what's going on on the sales here, huh?
[01:54:52]  $463 left for the engineer and $372 left for yours truly.
[01:54:58]  So, Team Ghost is purely ineffect.
[01:55:02]  Purely ineffective in the house.
[01:55:04]  All right?
[01:55:07]  Woo!
[01:55:08]  All right, baby, I'm telling you this right now.
[01:55:11]  I love in every minute of this, baby, because you want to know why?
[01:55:14]  You want to know why?
[01:55:16]  I'm winning!
[01:55:18]  I'm winning!
[01:55:19]  Oh, man, that was a hard squeak.
[01:55:21]  I'm winning!
[01:55:29]  Anyway, sorry.
[01:55:30]  I'm going off Keaster.
[01:55:32]  Obviously, I'm a little inebriated.
[01:55:33]  I just had a freaking triple shot of Johnny Walker blue label.
[01:55:37]  I'm already on my second 5.7% by volume alcohol beverage.
[01:55:42]  All right, so I'm winning.
[01:55:45]  I'm winning.
[01:55:48]  I'm winning.
[01:55:51]  Jesus Christ, give me that freaking drink, for Christ's sake.
[01:56:03]  Let me continue moving on.
[01:56:05]  Let's continue doing forward.
[01:56:06]  All right.
[01:56:09]  All right.
[01:56:09]  Here we go.
[01:56:10]  All right.
[01:56:11]  Here we go.
[01:56:14]  Let's take some more callers here.
[01:56:15]  How about area code 970?
[01:56:17]  You're on the horn.
[01:56:17]  What's up?
[01:56:20]  What's up, guys?
[01:56:20]  How are you doing?
[01:56:22]  How you doing, man?
[01:56:23]  What do you want to discuss on this Baller Friday?
[01:56:25]  Pretty good.
[01:56:26]  Well, yeah.
[01:56:27]  Hey, I'm hoping on Twitter.
[01:56:29]  I tweeted you.
[01:56:30]  It's my birthday and all that shit.
[01:56:33]  Oh, well, happy birthday, man.
[01:56:35]  How are you doing today?
[01:56:37]  Pretty good.
[01:56:38]  Pretty good.
[01:56:38]  I'm, you know, I got plans to do late, you know, to do later.
[01:56:42]  It's only 4:55 here.
[01:56:44]  I live in Denver.
[01:56:46]  Oh, yeah.
[01:56:47]  What do you plan on doing?
[01:56:49]  What are the plans for your birthday, and how old are you going to be?
[01:56:52]  I'm going to be 23.
[01:56:55]  So I'm going to go downtown for dinner.
[01:56:57]  And then besides the people, I'm going to another bar after downtown.
[01:57:05]  So, yeah, it'll be a pretty fun time.
[01:57:09]  Oh, man, that's awesome, man.
[01:57:10]  I mean, are you going to partake in any consumption of alcoholic beverages or libations?
[01:57:17]  Yeah, I already am.
[01:57:19]  I'm already.
[01:57:19]  Oh, you already am.
[01:57:21]  Now, do you have a significant other that you are going to partake in these festivities in, or are you going to go out looking for a piece?
[01:57:29]  I'm looking for a piece.
[01:57:30]  You know, I've been single for about four or five months now.
[01:57:35]  Oh, man.
[01:57:36]  Yeah, I got it.
[01:57:38]  I'm single, so I can have more fun, you know?
[01:57:42]  No, I hear you, man.
[01:57:43]  I'm telling you.
[01:57:44]  Just go up.
[01:57:45]  Just play the birthday routine, man.
[01:57:47]  I'm telling you, chicks will come up.
[01:57:51]  You know what they do out here in Texas, man?
[01:57:53]  I'm telling you this.
[01:57:54]  I just saw this this week, all right?
[01:57:56]  I was at like a freaking grocery store out here, all right?
[01:57:59]  And they put like, you know, I don't know if you've seen this before.
[01:58:03]  Like where the pocket protector area is, they put like they start stapling dollars on top of dollars, on top of dollars on that area there.
[01:58:12]  And before you know it, there's like, you know, $100 or $200 stapled on this person's like, you know, pocket protector area.
[01:58:20]  All right.
[01:58:20]  And that signifies that that's their birthday out here in, I guess, Mexican, Texas.
[01:58:27]  You know what I mean?
[01:58:28]  So I would advise you to do that if they don't do that.
[01:58:32]  Do they do that over there?
[01:58:33]  They put the little money in the, you know, they staple it to the pocket protector area.
[01:58:41]  I've never seen that.
[01:58:42]  The only birthday stuff I see is, you know, when girls turn 21, they got the crown on them, and then they got some strap going over their chest area where it indicates they're 21.
[01:58:54]  That's the only thing I've ever seen, though, when it comes to birthdays.
[01:58:58]  I've never seen anything like that, man.
[01:58:59]  So let me ask you, it's your birthday tonight.
[01:59:02]  You're going to have some dinner.
[01:59:03]  You're going to partake in some festivities.
[01:59:06]  What type of woman are you looking for for your birthday?
[01:59:09]  Are you looking for an old cougar that is a wham-bam, thank you, sir, and I'm out.
[01:59:14]  And maybe I'll call you or whatever, or, you know, what?
[01:59:17]  Or are you going to try to score something young, nice, and you know, tight and all that stuff?
[01:59:26]  Right now, I'd be looking for young.
[01:59:27]  I went to a concert a couple weeks ago.
[01:59:30]  I mean, she was about 30.
[01:59:31]  I don't know if that'd be considered a cougar.
[01:59:35]  Man, 30's not a cougar.
[01:59:36]  Are you kidding me, man?
[01:59:39]  If 30's a cougar, then what the hell is 40 or 50, for Christ's sake, man?
[01:59:44]  I mean, that's an old, used up.
[01:59:48]  Oh, you wouldn't, you wouldn't go 40 or 50?
[01:59:53]  So, I'd be looking for more around my age.
[01:59:57]  You know, what if there was a 40, hold on, what if there was a 45-year-old woman that was buying your drinks all night, all right, and got you sloppy drunk, and then, you know, just said, hey, look, I've got a nice place, you know, or we can go to a badass hotel.
[02:00:12]  Oh, yeah.
[02:00:12]  We'll spend the night.
[02:00:15]  Okay, that's what I thought.
[02:00:19]  That's what I thought, man.
[02:00:20]  Anyway, look, good luck to you.
[02:00:23]  Be safe.
[02:00:24]  You know, do not drink and drive because you might spill something.
[02:00:28]  You know what I'm saying?
[02:00:29]  And I hope that you have yourself a good birthday.
[02:00:31]  You want to give a shout-out to anybody by any chance?

=== Looking for a Sloppy Drinker (03:07) ===

[02:00:35]  No, I don't.
[02:00:37]  I have nobody really give a shout-out to.
[02:00:39]  I just wanted to know: this is actually the first time I've ever called because usually your show is going on when I work.
[02:00:45]  Right now, I'm in school right now, so I don't work on Fridays.
[02:00:49]  So, yeah, I just want to say it's the first time.
[02:00:52]  I'm glad you were able to call me before I left.
[02:00:55]  So, yeah, thanks a lot.
[02:00:57]  Hey, man, no problem.
[02:00:59]  Hey, we've got 100 lines now.
[02:01:01]  As a matter of fact, all the lines are now booked.
[02:01:04]  100 people are literally sitting on the horn waiting to be called on at this point in time.
[02:01:09]  I can't believe this crap.
[02:01:12]  I cannot believe this crap.
[02:01:13]  100 people are literally sitting on the line right now.
[02:01:18]  Good God.
[02:01:18]  How about Area Code 807?
[02:01:20]  What are you doing on this Baller Friday?
[02:01:23]  Hey, Ghost.
[02:01:25]  I'm Baller Friday, man.
[02:01:27]  First time caller.
[02:01:28]  How are you doing?
[02:01:30]  Excellent, man.
[02:01:31]  Enjoying the great day I'm having here.
[02:01:34]  Enjoying a nice beer.
[02:01:36]  Just wanted to give a shout out to you, the engineer.
[02:01:39]  And, yeah, man, happy Baller Friday.
[02:01:42]  Hey, man, I really appreciate it.
[02:01:43]  As a matter of fact, cheers to you and whatever beer you're drinking.
[02:01:47]  Cheers.
[02:01:48]  I really appreciate the positive sentiments, man.
[02:01:50]  I'm telling you, I mean, you know, this whole team engineer, team ghost thing, it's got me a little stressed to say the least.
[02:01:56]  So I'm going to go ahead and keep drinking for Christ's sake.
[02:01:58]  And as a matter of fact, we are now in the third hour of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
[02:02:05]  And, of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
[02:02:10]  And once again, folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
[02:02:14]  All right, before we get started, please spread it around like wildfire that we are in affected in the house.
[02:02:20]  And we are live every Monday through Friday, 4 p.m. Central Standard Time.
[02:02:26]  And of course, folks, without it, if you haven't already done so, please follow me on Twitter, folks.
[02:02:30]  PoliticsGhost is the name to follow.
[02:02:33]  All one word, no underscores.
[02:02:35]  Politics Ghost is the name to follow.
[02:02:38]  And of course, the official website of the True Capitalist Radio Show is blogtalkradio.com slash ghost.
[02:02:46]  That's blogtalkradio.com slash ghost.
[02:02:52]  All right, let's continue going, shall we?
[02:02:54]  All right, this is a Baller Friday free format edition.
[02:02:57]  We are taking your calls.
[02:02:59]  All right.
[02:02:59]  We're taking your calls, whatever you want, baby.
[02:03:02]  All right, we're talking about anything, man.
[02:03:04]  Anything!
[02:03:08]  Woo!
[02:03:09]  Oh my God, look at these people.
[02:03:11]  Imagine a country where jobs are plentiful and families can get ahead.
[02:03:16]  A country where veterans are treated with dignity and respect.
[02:03:19]  A country so powerful, terrorism is in retreat.
[02:03:23]  Our families safe.
[02:03:25]  A country run by a leader whose career was built on success.
[02:03:29]  A leader who isn't beholden to special interests, but to the people themselves.
[02:03:34]  Make America great again.
[02:03:36]  Donald Trump for president.
[02:03:38]  I'm Donald Trump, and I approve this message.

=== Mental State Affected by Craziness (15:55) ===

[02:03:43]  Oh, my God.
[02:03:44]  Look at these people with these pro-engineer graphics, man.
[02:03:47]  I mean, how do y'all have time to do this crap?
[02:03:50]  How do you have time to do this crap for Christ's sake, man?
[02:03:54]  How do you all have time to do this nonsense?
[02:03:58]  Enough of the team engineer graphics.
[02:04:00]  Enough of it.
[02:04:02]  Enough of it.
[02:04:05]  Jesus Christ, man.
[02:04:07]  I'm telling you this right now.
[02:04:08]  Look at this.
[02:04:09]  Are you kidding me?
[02:04:11]  Look at these freaking graphics that these people are making.
[02:04:14]  I'm retweeting them right now.
[02:04:15]  Look at these graphics on Politics Ghost on Twitter.
[02:04:18]  Look at them.
[02:04:19]  You got Obama looking at the engineer's autograph.
[02:04:22]  You got Donald Trump looking at the engineer's autograph.
[02:04:25]  I mean, good God.
[02:04:28]  I mean, man, am I really going through three hours of this nonsense, man, from you people?
[02:04:34]  Am I really doing it for Christ's sake?
[02:04:38]  Jesus Christ, man.
[02:04:43]  And did somebody ejaculate on my freaking autograph?
[02:04:47]  You sick shit!
[02:04:49]  You sick of a piece of truth!
[02:04:52]  That's true!
[02:04:54]  That's goddamn gross, you dildo-fagging piece of crap!
[02:04:59]  Oh my God!
[02:05:02]  Oh my God!
[02:05:03]  Yeah!
[02:05:05]  You sick little fruity ass bastards!
[02:05:08]  You sick little fruity ass bastards, for Christ's sake!
[02:05:14]  Jesus Christ, man!
[02:05:16]  What kind of a sick individual would do that?
[02:05:20]  What kind of a sick individual would do this crap?
[02:05:22]  Ah, damn it, it's gross!
[02:05:24]  Ah!
[02:05:34]  Oh, my God.
[02:05:51]  Oh, good God, man.
[02:05:56]  Jesus Christ, man.
[02:05:58]  I can't believe somebody would do that.
[02:06:01]  I can't believe it.
[02:06:04]  I can't believe it.
[02:06:08]  Oh, my God.
[02:06:12]  Oh, Jesus Christ, man.
[02:06:14]  I mean, am I supposed to do another third hour after that?
[02:06:18]  I'm supposed to do the other.
[02:06:20]  Jesus Christ, that's gross, man.
[02:06:22]  That's gross.
[02:06:26]  That's good.
[02:06:37]  Oh, God, you sick sons of bitches.
[02:06:40]  Give me the mic.
[02:06:42]  Give me it.
[02:06:47]  Oh, good God.
[02:06:48]  That's disgusting, man.
[02:06:50]  I mean, what is wrong with you people?
[02:06:56]  What is wrong with you people, man?
[02:07:02]  What is wrong on you?
[02:07:05]  Oh, great.
[02:07:06]  There's a picture of my autograph in a trash can now.
[02:07:10]  A picture of my autograph in a trash can.
[02:07:13]  Man, screw you people, man.
[02:07:15]  You know, I should end the broadcast right now with no goddamn radio graffiti.
[02:07:20]  That's what I should do.
[02:07:22]  All right, you're lucky I'm even on for a third hour for the live Bowler Friday session here.
[02:07:29]  You're lucky.
[02:07:30]  You're lucky for Christ's sake, man.
[02:07:32]  I'll quit right now, and there's no goddamn radio graffiti for you, sons of bitches.
[02:07:38]  Do you understand that?
[02:07:39]  How's that going to stick in your damn crawl, huh, boy?
[02:07:42]  How's that going to stick in your goddamn crawl you son of a bitch?
[02:07:46]  And oh my god, the engineer's freaking autograph is selling now.
[02:07:50]  Stop buying the engineer's autograph.
[02:07:54]  Stop it.
[02:07:55]  Stop it now.
[02:07:58]  Stop it.
[02:07:59]  Buy my autograph, please, man.
[02:08:02]  Please.
[02:08:03]  I can't lose to the engineer, please.
[02:08:06]  Please, man.
[02:08:09]  Man, Jesus Christ, man.
[02:08:12]  I mean, why are you all disrespecting me like this, man?
[02:08:16]  Why?
[02:08:17]  Why?
[02:08:18]  Why are you all disrespecting me like this, man?
[02:08:25]  Why, man?
[02:08:28]  Why?
[02:08:32]  Jesus Christ, man.
[02:08:33]  Why, man?
[02:08:34]  Why?
[02:08:38]  Jesus Christ.
[02:08:39]  Give me my drink.
[02:08:40]  Give me my drink for Christ's sake, man.
[02:08:46]  I just don't get why you people want to disrespect me like this, man.
[02:08:53]  Why would you people want to disrespect me like this, man?
[02:08:56]  Seriously.
[02:08:57]  I mean, I mean, 1,300 hours of my life given to you people means nothing.
[02:09:07]  It means nothing to you people.
[02:09:11]  It means nothing.
[02:09:15]  Over 1,300 hours, and it means nothing?
[02:09:21]  Oh, my God.
[02:09:22]  Look at that.
[02:09:23]  They're still doing these goddamn graphics of Team Engineer, Team Ghost.
[02:09:27]  Look, enough of this crap, alright?
[02:09:29]  of it, enough of it, enough of it, enough of it, enough of it, enough of it.
[02:09:36]  Jesus Christ, man.
[02:09:37]  I can't believe that I'm going through this, man.
[02:09:39]  I can't believe.
[02:09:40]  First of all, I can't even believe I'm here for three hours taking this crap, first of all, okay?
[02:09:43]  Secondly, I can't believe you damn troll terrorists and cyber vermin have pitted me and the engineer against each other.
[02:09:53]  I can't believe this, man.
[02:09:57]  Jesus Christ, man.
[02:09:59]  Give me my drink, man.
[02:10:09]  Folks, I'm not.
[02:10:12]  I'm sorry if there's a little dead air here for Christ's sake, man.
[02:10:17]  I'm sorry.
[02:10:18]  All right?
[02:10:18]  I'm sorry, for Christ's sake.
[02:10:22]  I'm sorry.
[02:10:25]  Good God.
[02:10:27]  Look at this.
[02:10:29]  They put my autograph with freaking goddamn broke back, broke dick, nickelback.
[02:10:35]  Look at it.
[02:10:36]  It's on Twitter.
[02:10:37]  I mean, I'm God, man.
[02:10:47]  I'm serious.
[02:10:48]  I've had enough of this crap.
[02:10:56]  I've had enough.
[02:10:58]  I've had a goddamn knock, man.
[02:11:04]  I cannot believe I got this disrespected on Baller Friday.
[02:11:08]  My first three-hour show back, man.
[02:11:10]  My first three-hour show back.
[02:11:15]  Oh, my God.
[02:11:17]  Stop, man.
[02:11:18]  Stop making graphics of Team Engineer.
[02:11:21]  Please stop it.
[02:11:23]  Please stop.
[02:11:24]  I'm not joking.
[02:11:25]  Please stop it.
[02:11:29]  Please stop.
[02:11:33]  Please, man.
[02:11:34]  I don't want to do it.
[02:11:35]  I'm tired of this garbage.
[02:11:36]  I mean, look.
[02:11:37]  Look, they're still tweeting them at me.
[02:11:38]  Look at my Twitter.
[02:11:39]  Look at my Twitter.
[02:11:40]  Look at them.
[02:11:42]  Look at this crap.
[02:11:44]  They put the engineer's autograph with George Soros.
[02:11:48]  Ah, Jesus.
[02:11:49]  You know, man, enough.
[02:12:00]  enough, man.
[02:12:02]  I've had it.
[02:12:03]  Look at it.
[02:12:03]  They put the engineer's autograph on Trump Tower.
[02:12:07]  They put it on a Trump Casino.
[02:12:08]  I'm good.
[02:12:16]  God damn it, won't you leave me alone?
[02:12:21]  Why don't you people just leave me alone already?
[02:12:24]  I don't even know if I can come back and do a show for a while.
[02:12:28]  I think I might have to take a break.
[02:12:30]  I think I might have to take a break.
[02:12:35]  God.
[02:12:41]  I think I'm going to have to take a break.
[02:12:46]  I think I'm going to have to take a break, man.
[02:12:52]  Jesus Christ, man.
[02:12:55]  Shut up on Twitter.
[02:12:56]  I'm not crying.
[02:12:57]  Shut up.
[02:13:00]  Just shut up.
[02:13:04]  I'm not crying.
[02:13:05]  I just poked myself in the eye.
[02:13:07]  Shut up.
[02:13:11]  Just shut up, man.
[02:13:13]  Just poke myself in the eye.
[02:13:15]  Just shut up.
[02:13:19]  Jesus Christ, you sons of bitches, man.
[02:13:22]  Stop making the autographs, Claire.
[02:13:24]  Stop making pictures of the autographs.
[02:13:27]  Stop it.
[02:13:28]  Please, just stop.
[02:13:31]  Stop making graphics of the autographs, man.
[02:13:34]  Please.
[02:13:34]  I just can't take any more of this, man.
[02:13:37]  It's disrespectful.
[02:13:39]  It's disrespectful, man.
[02:13:43]  God damn it, Twitter.
[02:13:45]  Shut up.
[02:13:45]  I'm not crying.
[02:13:46]  Shut up.
[02:13:49]  I'm not crying, guys.
[02:13:50]  Shut up.
[02:13:52]  God.
[02:13:56]  Oh, Jesus Christ, man.
[02:14:01]  Oh, God, man.
[02:14:02]  I can't believe it.
[02:14:03]  What kind of Baller Friday is this, man?
[02:14:05]  You notice?
[02:14:06]  I mean, I don't know if you people notice this, man.
[02:14:09]  But this show is getting worse and worse.
[02:14:12]  And not to mention it is affecting me.
[02:14:14]  It is affecting my mental state.
[02:14:17]  It is affecting my health.
[02:14:19]  I mean, good God, man.
[02:14:24]  Oh, my God.
[02:14:29]  Oh, God.
[02:14:30]  Shut up.
[02:14:31]  I'm not crying.
[02:14:32]  Shut up.
[02:14:35]  Oh, my God.
[02:14:36]  Give me the mic.
[02:14:39]  Give me the freaking mic, man.
[02:14:40]  Jesus Christ, man.
[02:14:43]  What a horrible Baller Friday.
[02:14:46]  What a horrible Baller Friday you people have brought to me.
[02:14:52]  You know, I have these free formats to try to Have people interact with the show.
[02:14:58]  You know, I try to interact with people on the Twitter.
[02:15:00]  I try to interact with people by having them call in.
[02:15:07]  And this is the kind of garbage that I get.
[02:15:08]  This is the kind of thanks that I get, folks.
[02:15:12]  This is it, man.
[02:15:13]  I mean, these shows are getting worse and worse, man.
[02:15:16]  I'm telling you this right now.
[02:15:18]  They're getting worse and worse.
[02:15:20]  They're getting worse and worse, man.
[02:15:24]  Oh, God, man.
[02:15:27]  And look at this.
[02:15:28]  I'm still getting graphics tweeted at me for Christ's sake, man.
[02:15:31]  Look at it.
[02:15:32]  They've got Hitler.
[02:15:33]  They've got Adolf Hitler holding my goddamn autograph.
[02:15:37]  They've got Adolf freaking Hitler, Mein Kampf, Adolf Hitler.
[02:15:41]  I mean, Adolf Hitler holding my goddamn freaking autograph.
[02:16:02]  Good God.
[02:16:06]  Oh, my God.
[02:16:09]  Oh, man.
[02:16:10]  Enough, please.
[02:16:11]  Stop.
[02:16:11]  Enough.
[02:16:12]  I've had enough, please.
[02:16:13]  I've got enough.
[02:16:15]  I've got enough.
[02:16:28]  Oh, my God.
[02:16:31]  They've got Adolf Hitler holding my autograph.
[02:16:37]  They've got Adolf Hitler holding my autograph, man.
[02:16:40]  God damn it.
[02:16:44]  Enough of the engineer freaking graphics enough.
[02:16:49]  Enough of the engineer graphics enough, man.
[02:16:52]  Please.
[02:16:52]  Enough.
[02:16:54]  Enough, man.
[02:16:54]  I don't want to do this show right now, man.
[02:16:56]  I think I'm going to try to.
[02:16:57]  I don't say I have to end it, man.
[02:17:01]  I say, have to end it.
[02:17:02]  I said, this is.
[02:17:03]  This is gross.
[02:17:05]  This is just bizarre.
[02:17:07]  This is disgusting.
[02:17:09]  Oh, God, man.
[02:17:12]  Stop tweeting at me, goddammit.
[02:17:14]  Stop it.
[02:17:15]  Just stop tweeting me, goddamn engineer, team engineer crap.
[02:17:19]  Just stop.
[02:17:21]  Just stop.
[02:17:22]  All of you, just stop it.
[02:17:24]  Just stop.
[02:17:28]  Oh, my God.
[02:17:30]  Give me the mic.
[02:17:30]  Give me the freaking mic for Christ's sake, man.
[02:17:35]  Just stop it, please, man.
[02:17:37]  I've had enough, man.
[02:17:39]  Seriously.
[02:17:39]  I'm tapping out.
[02:17:42]  I'm tapping.
[02:17:43]  I'm tapping out.
[02:17:44]  I've had enough.
[02:17:47]  I've had a goddamn not, for Christ's sake.
[02:17:49]  Give me what?
[02:17:50]  More beer.
[02:17:51]  Get me more beer.
[02:17:56]  Oh, God damn it.
[02:17:57]  I need some more beer, man.
[02:17:58]  I need some more beer.
[02:18:00]  Let me open up another goddamn bottle of some German beer here.
[02:18:06]  Jesus Christ, man.
[02:18:08]  You're driving me to drink, folks.
[02:18:10]  You understand this?
[02:18:11]  This was supposed to be a Baller Friday that I was supposed to be basking in.
[02:18:15]  All right?
[02:18:16]  I was supposed to be basking in this Bowler Friday.
[02:18:18]  This was supposed to be a decent, nice, cool Baller Friday, for Christ's sake.
[02:18:23]  But look at what it's turned out to be.
[02:18:27]  Look at what it's turned out to be, man.
[02:18:32]  Anyway, let's get a final count for Christ's sake on these stupid autographs.
[02:18:36]  I do it.
[02:18:36]  I regret putting these damn things for sale, man.
[02:18:39]  I regret it.
[02:18:43]  Jesus Christ.
[02:18:44]  Engineer 461 left.
[02:18:46]  All right, David.
[02:18:47]  He hasn't moved in about 10 minutes.
[02:18:49]  Good.
[02:18:49]  372 left for ghost.
[02:18:51]  All right, no problem.
[02:18:52]  I think we're okay.
[02:18:54]  I think everything's okay now.
[02:18:57]  I think everything's going to be okay.
[02:18:59]  All right, but I just need to calm my ass down for Christ's sake.
[02:19:01]  I've got to calm my ass down.
[02:19:08]  Jesus Christ, man.
[02:19:09]  Let me pour this beer.
[02:19:13]  Yeah.
[02:19:14]  Oh, yeah.
[02:19:17]  Jesus Christ, man.
[02:19:22]  I'm just telling you, what a horrible.
[02:19:24]  You know, I thought I've had my worst days here the past couple of days.
[02:19:28]  This has got to be one of the worst shows I've ever done.
[02:19:31]  I thought I said that a couple of shows ago.
[02:19:33]  You idiots, just keep outdoing yourself.
[02:19:35]  I can tell you that right now.

=== Worst Show Ever Done Today (06:22) ===

[02:19:38]  I thought it was all like that stupid, dumb body pillow crap that did it for Christ's sake, but no, screw that.
[02:19:45]  Screw that for Christ's sake.
[02:19:49]  Jesus Christ, man.
[02:19:54]  Anyway, folks, they've got Stevie Ray Von holding the goddamn engineer's autograph, you scumbag.
[02:20:03]  You know what, man?
[02:20:04]  I'm serious.
[02:20:05]  I shouldn't even do radio graffiti, man.
[02:20:07]  I'm serious.
[02:20:07]  I mean, look at this crap.
[02:20:09]  Look at this crap, man.
[02:20:10]  How much more disrespect can a man take in one sitting?
[02:20:14]  Seriously.
[02:20:16]  I'm not joking.
[02:20:17]  Look, I'm retweeting all these dumb man.
[02:20:19]  Look at this stuff.
[02:20:20]  Look at this crap.
[02:20:22]  Enough.
[02:20:23]  Enough of the whole engineer autograph stuff.
[02:20:26]  ENOUGH ENOUGH ENOUGH! ENOUGH! ENOUGH! ENOUGH! ENOUGH! ENOUGH! ENOUGH! ENOUGH!
[02:20:40]  Enough, please, man.
[02:20:43]  All right?
[02:20:44]  I mean, I deserve more respect.
[02:20:46]  I deserve more respect.
[02:20:50]  I mean, I'm a capitalist.
[02:20:56]  I deserve the respect of court in that title.
[02:21:09]  I mean, I'm jaded, man.
[02:21:13]  I mean, I'm depressed, man.
[02:21:19]  Oh, my God, man.
[02:21:23]  Oh, my God.
[02:21:24]  And look, they put my autograph on 9-11.
[02:21:27]  They put my autograph on the Twin Towers.
[02:21:30]  I mean, enough, man.
[02:21:35]  ENOUGH! ENOUGH, MAN!
[02:21:40]  Look.
[02:21:42]  I've had enough, man.
[02:21:43]  I'm sick.
[02:21:44]  I've had enough.
[02:21:45]  I've had enough of this crap, man.
[02:21:46]  I've had enough.
[02:21:48]  I've had enough.
[02:21:49]  I'm serious.
[02:21:52]  Let me have a few.
[02:21:52]  Drink my beer, for Christ's sake, man.
[02:22:01]  You people are driving me to drink, man.
[02:22:05]  You people are driving me to drink.
[02:22:13]  You know, all I wanted to do, all I wanted to do was do a decent broadcast, you know?
[02:22:20]  I wanted to do a decent broadcast.
[02:22:25]  And, you know, try to inspire capitalists.
[02:22:30]  Try to inspire people throughout the world into becoming capitalists, into carving out their own destinies, into creating the mastery of their own lives.
[02:22:43]  And folks, I'm telling you, man, this week, this whole goddamn week, has showed me that all those years, All those 1,300 hours that I gave my heart, my energy, my soul, my passion was for nothing, man.
[02:23:03]  Was for nothing, man.
[02:23:04]  It's for nothing.
[02:23:05]  And look, they're putting the engineer's freaking autograph on the Alamo.
[02:23:11]  You're besmirching the Texas martyrs like that, you son of a bitch.
[02:23:15]  Stop with the graphics already.
[02:23:16]  I'm serious.
[02:23:17]  Stop it.
[02:23:18]  Stop with the goddamn graphics.
[02:23:23]  Stop it.
[02:23:24]  Just stop it now.
[02:23:26]  Just stop it.
[02:23:29]  Just stop it, man.
[02:23:32]  Please, just stop, man.
[02:23:34]  Just stop it, man.
[02:23:35]  Just stop it.
[02:23:36]  Shut up.
[02:23:36]  I'm not crying.
[02:23:37]  Shut up.
[02:23:38]  I'm not crying.
[02:23:40]  Just poke myself in the eye.
[02:23:42]  That's all, man.
[02:23:43]  And I was drinking beer too fast and it went down the wrong tube.
[02:23:47]  So shut up.
[02:23:47]  I'm not crying.
[02:23:50]  All right.
[02:23:51]  I'm not crying.
[02:23:54]  Give me my freaking beer.
[02:23:56]  my beer.
[02:24:07]  I can't believe this crap, man.
[02:24:09]  I'm serious.
[02:24:09]  I can't.
[02:24:10]  I mean, who would subject themselves to this for three hours, man?
[02:24:15]  You know what I mean?
[02:24:17]  Three hours.
[02:24:20]  Three hours I've done this.
[02:24:27]  I know people are telling me to calm down and, you know, I'm going to give myself a heart attack.
[02:24:31]  I know, folks.
[02:24:32]  I'm serious.
[02:24:33]  I do know.
[02:24:35]  I do know.
[02:24:35]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[02:24:36]  Somebody made a gift of them burning my autograph.
[02:24:42]  BURNING MY ART
[02:25:30]  I can't believe you people.
[02:25:35]  I can't believe you feel it.
[02:25:36]  Shut up.
[02:25:36]  I'm not crying.
[02:25:37]  Shut up.
[02:25:38]  I'm not crying, man.
[02:25:39]  I'm not crying.
[02:25:40]  Shut up.
[02:25:43]  It just hurts.
[02:25:44]  That's all.
[02:25:45]  It just hurts.
[02:25:46]  It hurts me.
[02:25:48]  It hurts.
[02:25:49]  You people have caught me.
[02:25:51]  You people have caught me and it hurts.
[02:25:57]  You people cut me and it hurts.
[02:25:59]  Give me the mic.

=== Losing My Voice to Idiots (14:55) ===

[02:26:00]  What else to do here, man?
[02:26:09]  I don't know.
[02:26:10]  I mean, I really want to end the show, man.
[02:26:13]  I really want to end the show.
[02:26:14]  I want to go out and have a good time.
[02:26:16]  I want to enjoy my Baller Friday.
[02:26:20]  I don't want to put up with this crap anymore.
[02:26:25]  I don't want to put up with this crap anymore.
[02:26:30]  Oh, my God.
[02:26:34]  I don't want to put up with this crap anymore.
[02:26:35]  Stop buying the engineer's autograph, man.
[02:26:38]  Stop it.
[02:26:39]  Just stop.
[02:26:42]  Just stop it, man.
[02:26:46]  Jesus Christ, man.
[02:26:48]  You know what?
[02:26:49]  I'm not letting this happen.
[02:26:51]  I'm not letting this crap happen, all right?
[02:26:55]  I'm not letting this crap happen.
[02:26:59]  Look, you know, I'm going to give a couple of dollars off here after the show on my autograph.
[02:27:05]  I'm not going to sit here and lose to the engineer, all right?
[02:27:08]  I'm not losing to the engineer, for Christ's sake.
[02:27:11]  And look, somebody drew a picture while they were sitting here listening to this broadcast.
[02:27:15]  Look at this.
[02:27:15]  Look at this crap.
[02:27:17]  Look at how they're disrespecting me.
[02:27:19]  Look, look on politics, ghosts.
[02:27:21]  They're disrespecting me, man.
[02:27:26]  Look at how they're disrespecting me.
[02:27:28]  I'm retweeting all this crap that they're doing to me.
[02:27:32]  Look at them.
[02:27:34]  Look at them.
[02:27:39]  They're just, you know what, folks?
[02:27:43]  You know, just shove it up your ass.
[02:27:45]  All you people that are out here.
[02:27:46]  Look at this.
[02:27:47]  Oh, look at this.
[02:27:48]  The fall of the ghost wall.
[02:27:51]  the ghost wall I've had just about enough of this, for Christ's sake.
[02:28:20]  Oh, look.
[02:28:21]  Oh, oh, Hillary Clinton is now holding my autograph.
[02:28:25]  Hillary Clinton is now holding my autograph.
[02:28:29]  I'm going to end this broadcast.
[02:28:42]  I'm serious, man.
[02:28:43]  I'm going to end this broadcast.
[02:28:44]  This is just too much.
[02:28:46]  This is too much.
[02:28:47]  This is just too goddamn much.
[02:28:54]  This is too much, man.
[02:28:56]  This is just, it's just too much.
[02:28:58]  This is just too much.
[02:29:03]  This is just too much, for Christ's sake, man.
[02:29:06]  I can't believe you people.
[02:29:08]  I'm serious.
[02:29:08]  I cannot believe you people.
[02:29:10]  You would disrespect me like this.
[02:29:12]  You know, after 1,300, over 1,300 hours that I've given you of my life, this is how you people will disrespect me.
[02:29:20]  I cannot believe this.
[02:29:21]  I cannot believe this crap.
[02:29:24]  I cannot believe it.
[02:29:25]  All right?
[02:29:30]  I cannot believe this.
[02:29:34]  You know what?
[02:29:43]  I don't know what to say, man.
[02:29:45]  I don't know what to say after this, man.
[02:29:47]  I've been taking it for three hours.
[02:29:49]  And look, they have an Islamic State asshole raising my goddamn autograph as a flag!
[02:30:03]  That's it!
[02:30:04]  I'm done.
[02:30:05]  I'm done.
[02:30:06]  Stick a fork in me.
[02:30:07]  I'm goddamn done.
[02:30:09]  No radio graffiti for you idiots.
[02:30:11]  Nothing.
[02:30:12]  Nothing for you morons.
[02:30:14]  I'm done with this crap.
[02:30:15]  All right?
[02:30:16]  I got to be there.
[02:30:16]  There's only so much a man can take.
[02:30:19]  There's only so much abuse a man can take before he finally says enough, it's Enough is enough.
[02:30:30]  So I'm getting the hell out of here, all right?
[02:30:33]  You people have besmirched me enough of this broadcast.
[02:30:37]  Screw you, that you people that are out here that are saying, oh, I want radio graffiti god thing.
[02:30:44]  Shut up.
[02:30:45]  You shut up.
[02:30:46]  You have besmirched me this whole show.
[02:30:48]  You have made me look like an imbecile.
[02:30:50]  You have pitted me against the engineer.
[02:30:53]  I cannot take this anymore.
[02:30:55]  I mean, look at you.
[02:30:56]  You people are still tweeting freaking graphics at me for Christ's sake.
[02:31:00]  Graphics of the engineer's autograph.
[02:31:03]  Graphics of my autograph.
[02:31:08]  Oh, my God.
[02:31:09]  And look, you got this tranny.
[02:31:10]  You've got this tranny Michelle Obama now holding my autograph.
[02:31:14]  I mean, good God.
[02:31:15]  I've had enough.
[02:31:16]  Listen to me.
[02:31:17]  If I stay any more longer, I'm probably going to go insane.
[02:31:21]  I'm probably going to go crazy.
[02:31:23]  I'm probably going to start breaking crap.
[02:31:25]  I'm probably going to.
[02:31:26]  I'm going to.
[02:31:37]  I'm serious.
[02:31:37]  I can't.
[02:31:38]  I'm done.
[02:31:39]  I'm sticking a fork in me.
[02:31:41]  I'm done.
[02:31:42]  I'm done.
[02:31:49]  You know, I'm done, man.
[02:31:53]  What the hell is the goddamn count on the goddamn autographs for Christ's sake, man?
[02:31:58]  Good.
[02:31:58]  $460 for the engineer.
[02:32:01]  $371 for ghosts.
[02:32:03]  Somebody else bought one.
[02:32:04]  Yes.
[02:32:05]  Whoever bought another ghost autograph, you're the man, baby.
[02:32:09]  You're the man.
[02:32:12]  Or the woman, whoever you are.
[02:32:14]  I'm glad.
[02:32:15]  I'm glad people are buying Team Ghost.
[02:32:18]  God damn it, we can't.
[02:32:22]  I'm glad.
[02:32:23]  All right.
[02:32:23]  I mean, at least that is a positive spin on today's Baller Friday.
[02:32:27]  All right?
[02:32:29]  At least that is a positive spin on today's baller goddamn Friday.
[02:32:38]  Jesus Christ.
[02:32:39]  Stop tweeting at me, asshole.
[02:32:41]  Seriously, I'm done with you people.
[02:32:42]  I'm not joking.
[02:32:44]  I'm done with you people.
[02:32:45]  I'm getting the hell out of here.
[02:32:46]  I am not going to have radio graffiti.
[02:32:49]  You kidding me?
[02:32:50]  You think I'm going to have radio graffiti after you've besmirched me for almost two and a half hours?
[02:32:55]  You people have disrespected me for two and a half hours.
[02:32:59]  You have, I mean, I.
[02:33:04]  Oh, my God.
[02:33:05]  Screw you people, man.
[02:33:07]  I'm not doing radio graffiti.
[02:33:08]  Shut up, Twitter.
[02:33:09]  I'm not doing radio graffiti.
[02:33:11]  Shut up, shut up, shut up.
[02:33:17]  I'm not doing it.
[02:33:18]  All right, you want to know who ruined it?
[02:33:21]  You people ruined it.
[02:33:22]  All right, boy.
[02:33:25]  You people ruined it.
[02:33:26]  No, I'm not having radio graffiti, Twitter.
[02:33:29]  Shove it up your ass.
[02:33:30]  I'm not doing it.
[02:33:32]  Shoving up your ass for Christ's sake.
[02:33:35]  Are you kidding me?
[02:33:37]  Are you effing kidding me?
[02:33:39]  Autograph in the hands of the of the vietcong I'm losing my voice.
[02:33:56]  Look, rap, rap, rap!
[02:34:01]  I'm losing my voice for Christ's sake!
[02:34:05]  I'm living my voice to set up, bitch!
[02:34:10]  Jesus Christ!
[02:34:13]  Jesus Christ!
[02:34:14]  I'm giving my mother!
[02:34:16]  I can't scream anymore!
[02:34:17]  I'm tired!
[02:34:28]  Jesus Christ, I'm losing my voice, man!
[02:34:34]  I'm losing my voice, man!
[02:34:39]  I'm losing my boy, I think I'm left, left!
[02:34:49]  I'm losing my voice because you god people, man.
[02:34:52]  I'm losing my voice because you goddamn people, man.
[02:34:56]  I'm losing my voice, man.
[02:34:58]  Oh, that's fucked.
[02:35:00]  Fuck you, people, man.
[02:35:02]  Give me the mic.
[02:35:03]  Give me the mic.
[02:35:04]  I'm getting the hell out of here.
[02:35:05]  Go screw yourselves.
[02:35:07]  I'm not, I'm not going to sit here.
[02:35:08]  I'm not going to get putting out with this crap.
[02:35:10]  You understand me?
[02:35:11]  I'm not going to keep putting up with this crap.
[02:35:17]  Oh, my God.
[02:35:18]  Look at look at you, morons.
[02:35:20]  You put the engineer's autograph with freaking Alex Jones.
[02:35:23]  You put the freaking engineer's autograph with freaking Alex Jones.
[02:35:27]  Oh, my God.
[02:35:34]  Oh, my God.
[02:35:55]  I've had enough, man.
[02:35:57]  I'm done.
[02:35:57]  Give me the mic.
[02:36:00]  Give me the mic.
[02:36:01]  Give me the mic, man.
[02:36:02]  I know you're making me lose my voice, man.
[02:36:04]  I'm serious.
[02:36:04]  Listen, look, look, listen to this.
[02:36:06]  You're making me lose my goddamn voice.
[02:36:12]  You're making me lose my goddamn voice, man.
[02:36:16]  Give me my drink.
[02:36:17]  Get him out there.
[02:36:18]  Get out of there.
[02:36:20]  More bear.
[02:36:23]  Jesus Christ.
[02:36:36]  Man, you idiots are making me lose my voice, man.
[02:36:41]  You're making me lose my voice, man.
[02:36:42]  I can't believe it.
[02:36:45]  You son of a bitches, man.
[02:36:49]  I hope you're happy.
[02:36:50]  I hope everyone are happy about this, you son of a bitch.
[02:36:54]  I hope you're happy.
[02:36:59]  Making me lose my goddamn voice, man.
[02:37:04]  God damn it.
[02:37:06]  God damn it, man.
[02:37:10]  Oh, my God, man.
[02:37:12]  I don't know, man.
[02:37:13]  I don't know what I'm doing here.
[02:37:15]  All right, I'm serious, man.
[02:37:17]  I'm losing my voice.
[02:37:18]  I'm just trying to do a broadcast.
[02:37:20]  I'm just trying to do a show.
[02:37:22]  Jesus Christ.
[02:37:27]  Give me a microwave.
[02:37:28]  Get him right there.
[02:37:30]  Get out of there.
[02:37:32]  jesus christ All right.
[02:37:46]  I'm getting the hell out of here, folks.
[02:37:48]  All right.
[02:37:48]  I'm losing my goddamn voice here.
[02:37:53]  I'm getting the hell out of here.
[02:37:54]  All right.
[02:37:55]  I cannot believe that you people did this to me on a goddamn Baller Friday.
[02:38:00]  I cannot believe that you people did this to me on a Baller Friday.
[02:38:05]  I cannot believe that you people did it to me on a goddamn Baller Friday.
[02:38:13]  I can't believe you people.
[02:38:17]  I can't believe you people.
[02:38:23]  Oh, my God.
[02:38:23]  I cannot believe you sons of bitches, you know.
[02:38:28]  You know, I mean, there's about 20 minutes left anyway, man.
[02:38:32]  I mean, hell, I mean, I've already made a complete and utter ass out of myself because of this whole goddamn team engineer keep going shop.
[02:38:44]  And I got all these people over here just tweeting at me.
[02:38:47]  These goddamn these goddamn freaking graphics team engineer and all that crap.
[02:38:52]  You got Hitler holding my goddamn autograph.
[02:38:54]  You got freaking Hillary Rotten Glinton.
[02:38:57]  You got Michelle Obama holding my goddamn autograph.
[02:39:00]  I mean, good God.
[02:39:04]  I mean, good God, man.
[02:39:08]  Jesus Christ.
[02:39:09]  You know what?
[02:39:09]  More beer!
[02:39:11]  Get him out of there!
[02:39:14]  Get him out of beer!
[02:39:18]  Christ.
[02:39:29]  Folks, you know what I'm going to do.
[02:39:32]  I'm not gonna let these trolls win, man.
[02:39:36]  I'm not letting these trolls, I'm not gonna let them win.
[02:39:39]  I'm not gonna let them win.
[02:39:41]  You wanna know why?
[02:39:41]  Because I'm winning.
[02:39:43]  I'm winning.
[02:39:47]  And I'm not gonna let them win for Christ's sake, all right?
[02:39:50]  All right, I'm not letting them win.
[02:39:52]  All right, hey, now look, I want to thank the folks that are actually buying yours truly's autograph.
[02:39:58]  And of course, if you want to get to my autograph and not the engineer's autograph, go into your browser right now and type in ghost.market in your browser address bar, ghost.market.
[02:40:14]  And please, man, do not buy the goddamn engineer's autograph.
[02:40:18]  Buy my autograph.
[02:40:21]  Buy my, please, please.
[02:40:23]  Don't let the engineer.
[02:40:25]  Don't let these trolls at the engineer do this to me.
[02:40:31]  Please.
[02:40:34]  Please.
[02:40:35]  All right, man.
[02:40:36]  If you're a true fan, man, please, all right?
[02:40:38]  Please.
[02:40:39]  And look at these idiots.
[02:40:40]  They've got George Soros fucking holding my goddamn autograph.
[02:40:43]  Excuse my goddamn French.
[02:40:45]  They got the Prince of freaking darkness holding my autograph.
[02:40:52]  Man, you know what?

=== Stop Buying the Engineer Autograph (14:35) ===

[02:40:55]  I might as well go ahead and get to freaking radio graffiti.
[02:40:58]  I mean, what difference does it make at this point, right?
[02:41:01]  What difference does it make?
[02:41:04]  Jesus Christ, and for all you morons that don't know, you can give me a call right now at 425-390-6146.
[02:41:14]  All right, and when I call on your area code, you got exactly three to four seconds to say whatever it is that's on your mind, all right?
[02:41:23]  I mean, what difference does it make at this point?
[02:41:25]  All right, what difference does it make at this goddamn point?
[02:41:28]  You already made this show into a complete mockery on Baller Friday.
[02:41:33]  So what difference does it goddamn make?
[02:41:38]  What difference does it make at this point, anyway?
[02:41:43]  Anyway, freaking engineer, do we have any goddamn callers?
[02:41:49]  All right, well, let's go ahead and get to radio graffiti right now.
[02:41:53]  All right, anonymous radio graffiti.
[02:41:56]  We'll be right back.
[02:42:19]  Anonymous radio graffiti.
[02:42:23]  G'day, guys.
[02:42:23]  Distilling capitalists here, man.
[02:42:24]  How's it going?
[02:42:26]  Hey, what's going on to Distilling Capitalist?
[02:42:28]  How are you doing, man?
[02:42:29]  I saw you brewing your own rum out there, man.
[02:42:31]  That's pretty goddamn slick.
[02:42:34]  Yeah, man.
[02:42:35]  I always do it.
[02:42:36]  I've got chocolate rhyme, and I just love rum.
[02:42:40]  No, I understand, man.
[02:42:41]  How are you doing on this baller Friday out there to down Underville?
[02:42:46]  Man, I posted a picture before.
[02:42:47]  I'm actually at the beach out of the heads here in Newcastle, Australia.
[02:42:52]  Bloody beautiful, picturesque.
[02:42:54]  Just wind off.
[02:42:55]  I'm just chilling, laying down, relaxing.
[02:42:59]  Oh, man, that sounds nice.
[02:43:01]  I know that there's some nice beaches out there in Australia.
[02:43:03]  And as a matter of fact, it is true, correct, that Australia has its summers during our winters, and they have their winters during our summers.
[02:43:12]  Is that correct?
[02:43:15]  Well, it's on the other side of the world, you know, southern northern hemisphere and such.
[02:43:18]  So, yes, it is true.
[02:43:20]  Wow, that's unbelievable, man.
[02:43:22]  I got to take a maybe trip there for Christmas or New Year's.
[02:43:25]  Hey, man, I really appreciate you calling.
[02:43:27]  You want to give a shout out to anybody, sir, and enjoy your rest of the time on the beach there?
[02:43:32]  Oh, share that's all the capitalists, and the usual suspects.
[02:43:36]  They all know it.
[02:43:38]  All right, hey, Distilling, I really appreciate you calling up.
[02:43:41]  Thank you very much, sir.
[02:43:43]  Cheers to you, and cheers to all the other capitalists in Australia, New Zealand, Indonesia.
[02:43:52]  We've got capitalist army members all in that area there, man.
[02:43:55]  The Tongo Islands, all that stuff, man.
[02:43:57]  Anyway, thank you very much to Distilling Capitalist.
[02:44:01]  Who else do we got here?
[02:44:02]  Anonymous Radio Graffiti.
[02:44:05]  All right, well, let's go ahead and get some Radio Graffiti, I guess.
[02:44:08]  Brody drumming, Radio Graffiti.
[02:44:10]  Come on, they make a fellow on the Twitter.
[02:44:14]  Two times way, two time.
[02:44:24]  Yeah, yeah, we know.
[02:44:26]  Come on with these damn remixes, man.
[02:44:28]  How many goddamn remixes are there, man?
[02:44:31]  Anonymous Radio Graffiti.
[02:44:34]  The stars at night are big and bright.
[02:44:39]  Your river smells like shit.
[02:44:42]  You heard the speech.
[02:44:43]  But behind the glitter lies this stark truth.
[02:44:46]  In Hillary Clinton's America, things get worse.
[02:44:48]  Under her dishonest plan, taxes keep rising.
[02:44:51]  Terrorism spreads.
[02:44:53]  Washington insiders remain in control.
[02:44:55]  Americans losing their jobs, homes, and hope.
[02:44:59]  In Donald Trump's America, people are put back to work.
[02:45:02]  Our families are safe.
[02:45:03]  The American dream achievable again.
[02:45:06]  Change that makes America great again.
[02:45:09]  I'm Donald Trump, and I approve this message.
[02:45:12]  Imagine a country where jobs are plentiful and families can get ahead.
[02:45:17]  A country where veterans are treated with dignity and respect.
[02:45:20]  A country so powerful, terrorism is in retreat.
[02:45:23]  Our families safe.
[02:45:25]  A country run by a leader whose career was built on success.
[02:45:30]  A leader who isn't beholden to special interests, but to the people themselves.
[02:45:35]  Make America great again.
[02:45:37]  Donald Trump for president.
[02:45:39]  I'm Donald Trump, and I approve this message.
[02:45:43]  What the hell are you talking?
[02:45:44]  Shut up.
[02:45:45]  Just shoving up your ass.
[02:45:46]  Come on down here to goddamn Texas and talk that garbage, boy, and see if your ass doesn't get beat up into dog meat there, boy.
[02:45:54]  All right?
[02:45:55]  You son of a bitch.
[02:45:57]  Jesus Christ.
[02:45:58]  Who else do we got here?
[02:45:59]  We got 423 Radio Graffiti.
[02:46:03]  Jesus Christ, a Helen Keller deaf mute, for Christ's sake.
[02:46:05]  714 Radio Graffiti.
[02:46:08]  Hey, what's up, ghosts?
[02:46:09]  This is Z Frostwire, man.
[02:46:11]  Sorry to hear about what's going on on this Baller Friday.
[02:46:14]  I want to say happy Baller Friday to you, the engineers, the inner circle, the Capitalist Army, and all of our brothers and sisters in the armed forces, man.
[02:46:25]  Hey, thank you very much, Z Frostwire.
[02:46:27]  Always a pleasure to get some positive sentiments from you.
[02:46:30]  I really do need them at this point in time, to say the least, man.
[02:46:33]  Thank you.
[02:46:34]  Anonymous Radio Graffiti.
[02:46:39]  We got Disco Waffle and Willie Atkins radio graffiti.
[02:46:52]  To my little pony radio, to my little pony radio.
[02:46:54]  Pony Radio.
[02:46:56]  I am your host, the Man Bay Go Ghost.
[02:47:01]  The Cold American Coffee.
[02:47:04]  Eat him pony pony.
[02:47:06]  My favorite pony.
[02:47:08]  Applejack.
[02:47:11]  You son of a bitch.
[02:47:13]  Damn, bronies.
[02:47:15]  I'm sick of you, bronies, man.
[02:47:17]  I'm serious.
[02:47:18]  I'm so sick of you, bronies.
[02:47:20]  Y'all getting on my last goddamn nerve, for Christ's sake, all right?
[02:47:24]  Enough.
[02:47:25]  Enough of you, goddamn bronies.
[02:47:27]  Enough, man.
[02:47:28]  You're a freaking nice.
[02:47:32]  Jesus Christ with you, fruity ass bronies, man.
[02:47:37]  Jesus, Christ.
[02:47:38]  615, radio graffiti.
[02:47:40]  Hey, ghost, what do you think of like Holocaust denial in Germany where you go to prison if you deny the Holocaust?
[02:47:46]  If it's the truth, then it shouldn't be illegal to question it.
[02:47:51]  I mean, well, I don't, why don't, why, why are you asking me that?
[02:47:57]  Why exactly are you asking me that, for Christ's sake, man?
[02:48:02]  Jesus Christ, man.
[02:48:03]  I mean, do you think that I'm in any condition to answer that right now, for Christ's sake?
[02:48:07]  I'm half crocked from drinking.
[02:48:09]  I've got these assholes agitating me for the past three hours.
[02:48:13]  I'm not in my right frame of mind, for Christ's sake.
[02:48:17]  I mean, Jesus Christ, look at them.
[02:48:19]  Look at these idiots.
[02:48:20]  Look at these idiots here.
[02:48:22]  They put my autographs on the UN flags in front of the goddamn United Nations, for Christ's sake, man.
[02:48:29]  Look, enough of this crap.
[02:48:30]  Seriously, enough of this garbage.
[02:48:33]  Enough.
[02:48:34]  All right?
[02:48:34]  Seriously, enough.
[02:48:39]  Jesus Christ, man.
[02:48:41]  Anyway, let me move on for Christ's sake.
[02:48:43]  Jesus Christ.
[02:48:47]  Who else do we have going on over here for Christ's sake?
[02:48:49]  810, Radio Graffiti.
[02:48:53]  Hey, Ghost.
[02:48:54]  I can't wait till the engineer's autograph comes in.
[02:48:57]  I can't wait till I ejaculate all over it, man.
[02:49:00]  Just.
[02:49:02]  You know what?
[02:49:02]  You sound like some fruity ass butt-loving freaking Chris Hansen to catch a predator fruit bowl, if I've ever heard one in my damn life.
[02:49:10]  How about anonymous radio graffiti?
[02:49:17]  Jesus Christ.
[02:49:18]  How about another anonymous radio graffiti?
[02:49:21]  Hey, ghost, what's up?
[02:49:22]  This is Leafy, and I wasn't going to waste my time with you when you tried to put up that fake interview, but now that I've got my fans telling me that I deserve to be demonetized because I don't put any effort in my video, that's complete bullshit, and you know it.
[02:49:37]  Well, first of all, that isn't Leafy, all right?
[02:49:39]  He sounds even fruitier than that, if that's even possible, but that is not Leafy.
[02:49:44]  He sounds even fruitier than that.
[02:49:46]  All right?
[02:49:46]  Hi, this is Leafy, and oh my God, I have found the most cringiest feminist on the internet.
[02:49:53]  And look at her.
[02:49:54]  Look at her.
[02:49:55]  Oh, my God.
[02:49:55]  While I play this little fruity-ass game.
[02:49:58]  Give me a goddamn break.
[02:50:00]  484, radio graffiti.
[02:50:06]  White male.
[02:50:08]  Please, please, fark in my face.
[02:50:10]  Please!
[02:50:11]  Please!
[02:50:12]  Fark in my face!
[02:50:13]  Please!
[02:50:15]  Shut up!
[02:50:15]  That's disgusting!
[02:50:17]  Shut up!
[02:50:20]  Anonymous, Radio Graffiti.
[02:50:30]  That's disgusting!
[02:50:31]  Shut up!
[02:50:32]  You know what?
[02:50:33]  You sound like some pretty ass butt-loving freaking Chris Hanson to catch a predator fruit bowl, if I've ever heard one in my damn life.
[02:50:40]  Just shut up your ass.
[02:50:41]  Come on down here to goddamn Texas and talk that garbage, boy.
[02:50:46]  Show, I want to go out and have a good time.
[02:50:48]  I want to enjoy my baller Friday.
[02:50:51]  I can't believe it.
[02:50:51]  I mean, man, just shut up.
[02:50:53]  Shut off that insta-splice.
[02:50:55]  Look, enough of those freaking internet buttstalker-esque splices, man.
[02:50:59]  Those are creepy.
[02:51:00]  Those are scary.
[02:51:01]  I don't know what your damn internet buttstalker-esque idiot asses want from me.
[02:51:06]  I just freaking said that.
[02:51:08]  I don't know what you want from me, but it's getting sick.
[02:51:10]  It's getting freaky.
[02:51:11]  And I'm telling you, I don't like it one goddamn bit.
[02:51:14]  Anonymous radio goddamn graffiti.
[02:51:18]  Come on, me, brother.
[02:51:19]  Come on.
[02:51:20]  Double get down if you can't stop.
[02:51:23]  Oh, come on.
[02:51:26]  Yes.
[02:51:29]  What the hell is that about, for Christ's sake?
[02:51:31]  What the hell was that?
[02:51:34]  Six sons of bitches, man.
[02:51:36]  724 radio graffiti.
[02:51:39]  Team Engie, Team Engie, Team Engie, Team Engie, Team Edgie, Team Engie.
[02:51:46]  Shut up, you stupid son of a bitch.
[02:51:48]  Shut up.
[02:51:50]  Stop trying to pick me and the engineer against each other.
[02:51:52]  I've got enough of it.
[02:51:56]  I've had just about enough of you people try to pit me in against the engineer, boy.
[02:52:01]  And oh, my God, freaking engineer just sold two more goddamn autographs.
[02:52:06]  I just sold two more autographs!
[02:52:17]  Stop it.
[02:52:18]  Please, just stop.
[02:52:19]  Stop it.
[02:52:20]  Stop.
[02:52:22]  Stop buying the engineer's autograph, please, man.
[02:52:26]  Please.
[02:52:28]  Please.
[02:52:31]  Hey, look, somebody bought one of my autographs.
[02:52:33]  Thank you.
[02:52:34]  Whoever bought my autograph, thank you very much.
[02:52:37]  Team Ghost in the house, baby.
[02:52:39]  Thank you.
[02:52:40]  Thank you, whoever bought my autographs.
[02:52:42]  Thank you.
[02:52:44]  Thank you.
[02:52:44]  Look at my thank you.
[02:52:49]  We are now, let me tell the tally here.
[02:52:52]  What's the scoreboard here?
[02:52:54]  All right.
[02:52:55]  Engineer has already sold three, oh, excuse me.
[02:52:58]  He has 458 left of his 500, and I've got 370 left of my 500.
[02:53:05]  That's what I'm talking about, baby.
[02:53:07]  Team Ghost.
[02:53:09]  Team Ghost in the house.
[02:53:14]  I'm winning.
[02:53:17]  I'm winning.
[02:53:18]  Yeah, I'm winning.
[02:53:23]  Woo!
[02:53:24]  Anyway, who else do we got going on over here?
[02:53:27]  We're going to continue going.
[02:53:28]  You know, this is Baller Friday, three hours.
[02:53:32]  I mean, I can't believe it, man.
[02:53:33]  You know what I mean?
[02:53:35]  I just can't believe it.
[02:53:37]  I can't believe it, for Christ's sake.
[02:53:38]  And you idiots, did you put my autograph next to a freaking Colin Kaepernick, that son of a bitch?
[02:53:45]  You put my autograph next to Colin Kaepernick?
[02:53:48]  Damn it!
[02:53:50]  Enough!
[02:53:51]  Stop!
[02:53:55]  Stop it with my autograph already.
[02:53:57]  Stop it.
[02:53:58]  Stop besmirching my autograph.
[02:54:02]  Stop besmirching my goddamn autograph.
[02:54:05]  Stop it.
[02:54:06]  Just stop.
[02:54:09]  Just stop it, man.
[02:54:14]  Just stop it.
[02:54:17]  Freaking Colin Kaepernick, for Christ's sake, man.
[02:54:20]  Shove it up, your ass.
[02:54:26]  Give me a break.
[02:54:27]  Into my Freaking Colin Kaepernick, you son of a bitch.
[02:54:36]  Screw that guy.
[02:54:37]  I freaking hate that guy.
[02:54:39]  He's a two-bit quarterback, and now look at this son of a bitch.
[02:54:42]  He's sitting there, and now he's trying to get some spotlight by trying to take a knee during the National Anthem because he sucks as a quarterback.
[02:54:49]  I hate that stupid son of a bitch.
[02:54:51]  And now, now, all of a sudden, this moron is thinking that he's Mr. Black Power because he can grow a goddamn afro, for Christ's sake, man.
[02:55:01]  Once again, Colin Kaepernick has no idea what black strife or the black struggle is.
[02:55:07]  This man was adopted by a white suburban family.
[02:55:11]  He was adopted by a white suburban family.
[02:55:15]  Do you understand?
[02:55:17]  He was raised in white suburbia.
[02:55:19]  He has no idea what the black struggle is.
[02:55:22]  He has no idea what black strife is, that son of a bitch.
[02:55:28]  Jesus Christ, who else do we have going on over here?

=== Stop the National Anthem Madness (06:15) ===

[02:55:30]  How about anonymous radio graffiti?
[02:55:35]  Jesus Christ, Trump's still alive, and yet Steve Jobs is gone, right?
[02:55:42]  You son of a bitch.
[02:55:43]  You shut up.
[02:55:44]  Don't besmirch the name of Donald Trump.
[02:55:46]  That's a splice.
[02:55:47]  I've never said that.
[02:55:49]  Screw you, you son of a bitch.
[02:55:51]  Screw you.
[02:55:54]  And do you actually have this Fruity McFaggins team star holding my goddamn autograph, you son of a bitch?
[02:56:01]  Are you kidding me?
[02:56:02]  That stupid, plastic, mannequin-looking, fake-bearded, balding son of a bitch.
[02:56:07]  You have him holding my autograph?
[02:56:10]  God damn it.
[02:56:11]  God, God damn it.
[02:56:18]  Freaking cucka cucka cucka teem star.
[02:56:20]  Are you kidding me?
[02:56:23]  I freaking hate that guy, too.
[02:56:25]  I hate that guy.
[02:56:28]  Freaking cucka cuckoo cucka cucka teem star.
[02:56:34]  I'm telling you right now, Keemstar is a talentless middle-aged twat.
[02:56:39]  You understand that?
[02:56:40]  I'd like to see him keep three hours of people's attention like yours truly right here.
[02:56:47]  You understand that, son of a bitch.
[02:56:51]  You're lucky you're in Buffalo, New York, Team Star, because if you come down here to Texas, I'd be more than happy to beat the living bee Jesus out of your goddamn ass.
[02:57:01]  You son of a bitch.
[02:57:02]  Give me the mic.
[02:57:06]  Give me the mic.
[02:57:08]  Give me that goddamn mic.
[02:57:12]  Jesus Christ, man.
[02:57:13]  Give me my drink.
[02:57:14]  Give me my goddamn drink.
[02:57:15]  More beer.
[02:57:23]  Oh, Christ.
[02:57:27]  Yeah, I'm getting a little loaded here.
[02:57:29]  I'll tell you that right now, man.
[02:57:34]  All right, I'm going to take some more callers here, folks.
[02:57:36]  We're almost running out of time on this third hour here.
[02:57:38]  All right, so we're going to get to some more callers.
[02:57:40]  How about anonymous radio graffiti?
[02:57:44]  Hello?
[02:57:46]  Yeah.
[02:57:47]  Hello?
[02:57:48]  Is my mic working?
[02:57:50]  Yeah, it's working.
[02:57:51]  What's going on?
[02:57:53]  All right.
[02:57:53]  So there's this Twitter user.
[02:57:55]  His name is Esaib.
[02:57:57]  He has HIV and he fucked the kid.
[02:58:01]  Oh, well, great.
[02:58:03]  I'm very proud of you that you know.
[02:58:05]  Why would you even know that?
[02:58:06]  Why would you even know that unless you're the kid?
[02:58:11]  Anyway, I don't endorse that statement.
[02:58:13]  I don't know who the hell that was.
[02:58:14]  I don't even know who the hell he's talking about, but I don't know what he's doing.
[02:58:19]  Anyway, anonymous radio graffiti.
[02:58:29]  Let's not.
[02:58:31]  You know, that's a psychotronic weapon, if I've ever heard one in my life.
[02:58:34]  And we better be very cautious the 26th on whatever the hell that damn psychotronic radio wave that they were trying to incept in people's heads.
[02:58:43]  Trump will go 26, whatever the hell that means.
[02:58:45]  I don't know if y'all folks are familiar with that hacked or weird radio broadcast that was broadcasted in Hoboken, New Jersey in the morning on an AM radio station.
[02:58:56]  It kept repeating, Trump will go 26th.
[02:58:58]  Trump will go 26.
[02:59:00]  I don't know what the hell that's about, folks.
[02:59:03]  Anyway, let's continue going, Chel.
[02:59:05]  We got anonymous radio graffiti.
[02:59:07]  That crap.
[02:59:14]  What the hell is that?
[02:59:15]  Shut it up!
[02:59:17]  You son of a bitch!
[02:59:20]  813 radio graffiti.
[02:59:23]  Hello, sir.
[02:59:23]  Welcome to McDonald's Bandage Order.
[02:59:26]  I'll have a big chicken.
[02:59:27]  $1, sir.
[02:59:28]  Boom around the window.
[02:59:33]  Oh, dear God.
[02:59:34]  Just take the damn sandwich.
[02:59:37]  This is better than a fleshlight.
[02:59:39]  Oh, my.
[02:59:42]  Oh, good God.
[02:59:44]  No, 614 radio graffiti.
[03:00:00]  Well, nobody's there.
[03:00:02]  Who else do we got here?
[03:00:04]  We got how about area code 6609 radio graffiti.
[03:00:09]  Don't worry, boys.
[03:00:10]  The engineer is in Jair.
[03:00:14]  A real text would have dodged that.
[03:00:20]  You son of a bitch.
[03:00:22]  God.
[03:00:29]  That's it.
[03:00:30]  I've had enough.
[03:00:30]  I'm done.
[03:00:32]  This is the worst Bowler Friday that I've ever had in my entire life.
[03:00:37]  This is, I mean, my voice is going out.
[03:00:39]  My voice is going out because of you people.
[03:00:42]  I can't believe you.
[03:00:43]  I can't believe you.
[03:00:44]  Stop buying the engineer's autograph.
[03:00:46]  Buy my autograph, please.
[03:00:49]  Don't buy the engineer's autograph.
[03:00:51]  Buy my autograph, please.
[03:00:53]  God damn it.
[03:00:54]  Give me the mic.
[03:00:56]  Give me the mic.
[03:00:58]  Once again, folks, please.
[03:01:00]  I mean, we cannot let Team Engine.
[03:01:02]  Please stop with this.
[03:01:03]  Please stop the madness.
[03:01:05]  Please stop the madness.
[03:01:06]  All right.
[03:01:07]  Anyway, follow me on Twitter, folks.
[03:01:09]  The Twitter name to follow is PoliticsGhost.
[03:01:11]  All one word, no underscores.
[03:01:14]  Politics Ghost is the name to follow.
[03:01:17]  And, of course, if you haven't already done so, please bookmark the official website of the True Capitalist Radio Show.
[03:01:23]  It is blogtalkradio.com/slash ghost.
[03:01:28]  That's blogtalkradio.com slash ghost.
[03:01:32]  I will be here Monday, 4 p.m. Central Standard Time.
[03:01:36]  I think.
[03:01:36]  I don't know.
[03:01:37]  You idiots have besmirched me enough.
[03:01:40]  Anyway, I'm out of here.
[03:01:41]  Happy Bowler Friday to the capitalists.
[03:01:45]  I am out.