Ghost confronts Zazzle's refusal to print his stamps, speculating it signals a government crackdown on his "capitalist army" amidst the San Antonio Trump burglary. He praises Donald Trump's support for Egypt while attacking Hillary Clinton's health and the UN's illegitimacy. Ghost defends his regulated businesses against unlicensed vendors, claims police shootings stem from community degeneracy rather than racism, and condemns George Soros for funding migrant invasions. The episode concludes with Ghost expressing deep frustration over callers preferring his engineer's autographs, threatening to end the show if this trend continues. [Automatically generated summary]
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How's it going, folks?
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And of course, if you haven't already done so, folks, please follow me on Twitter.
The Twitter name to follow is PoliticsGhost.
All one word, no underscores, folks.
Politics Ghost is the name to follow on Twitter, folks.
Anyway, let me go ahead and get right into the broadcast, folks, because, you know, something weird happened to me last evening.
And if you were following me on Twitter, folks, you probably witnessed what I was talking about.
Unfortunately, the autographs that yours truly is selling to fans out there, I was planning on putting them in a black envelope, making it look very slick.
And I was trying to get some personalized stamps through Zazzle.com.
You know, some personalized stamps.
I thought it'd be great.
I put the new avatar, okay, on the stamp.
And underneath the new avatar, it was going to say ghost.
All right.
I bought like something like $350 worth of stamps.
And that's why I said that the autographs, of course, if you want to get to them, they're the pinned tweet on my Twitter account right now, PoliticsGhost.
But I thought it'd be cool to have some damn personalized stamps for those that are actually buying the autograph.
I'm trying to go all out for Christ's sake, man.
Lo and behold, Zazzle gives me an email stating that they are not going to print my stamps, and they are denying, denying my particular design because it's, quote, partisan or and political in nature.
All right?
I kid you not, folks.
I could not believe it.
And I literally went to Twitter and tweeted right at Zazzle and said, I cannot believe this.
Are you kidding me?
My avatar now is now, what, subjugated into some sort of political or partisan bias for Christ's sake?
Anyway, I tweeted right at Zazzle.
I gave him a few tweets.
You can look back in that Twitter timeline if you're interested.
Anyway, Zazzle support gets back to me.
And look, I didn't want to talk to these people in private.
I wanted to make sure everything's out in the public, out in the open.
And they said that, hey, why don't you direct message us so we can resolve the issue?
And I said, hey, look, I don't want to talk to you.
I got contacted by your content review team, which I didn't even know that, but hey, you know, it's their business if they want a content review team, whatever.
And they were the ones that told me that I was denied.
And literally, I had no goddamn anything partisan, anything political.
It was just my avatar, the new one that I just released.
Underneath it, it says ghost for Christ's sake.
And these sons of bitches deny it.
Anyway, the Zazzle tweets back at me and said it wasn't their fault.
They would have printed it that it was the United States Postal Service that is prohibiting them from printing that avatar.
I mean, literally, folks, you can look back in the damn timeline.
That's exactly what they told me.
And I could not believe me.
I was in shock.
I was in shock.
Now, what does this mean?
What does this mean now?
Does this mean that my avatar and the name ghost or something is on a no what?
A no print list?
A no stamp list?
I mean, I'm already on a no-fly list, for heaven's sake.
I mean, what the hell's going on here?
What am I?
I mean, that's a little spooky, to say the least, folks.
I was a little creeped out that, what am I so dangerous out here?
They don't want to put my damn avatar on a stamp.
Now, look, I don't know.
Zazzle was claiming that it's the United States Postal Service and their guidelines.
And look, I was trying to ask Zazzle, how in the hell do they know that my avatar is even political or partisan in nature?
How the hell do they even know?
All right.
How do they know if they're not even either listening to the show or have heard about the show or whatever the case might be?
I mean, this is getting spooky out here.
It's getting freaky.
And moreover, folks, okay?
On top of being denied by Zazzle, because they're claiming that the United States Postal Service will not print my stamp because I don't know my freaking avatar is now what?
Terrorism or something?
I don't know.
I don't know what the hell this means anymore.
I don't know what the hell this means, but it's a little scary.
Anyway, folks, as you know, I am now currently living in San and Freak Antonio.
All right.
And folks, last evening, of course, I was on Twitter going off about this Zazzle situation and how we're not going to have personalized stamps, unfortunately.
So that means we're not going to have too much of a delay on shipping.
We're going to start shipping these out in the next few days.
But I was also saw the tweet by Roger Stone.
Course, for you folks that are not familiar with Roger J. Stone Jr., this is the confidant of Donald Trump, basically the mastermind behind this unbelievable campaign.
He announced last evening that the San Antonio Donald Trump headquarters had been burglarized and sensitive data was taken.
Now, you know, when I hear this, it just brings butterflies to my stomach, man.
You know what I mean?
What are the odds?
You know, you've got to think of it as like a mathematical probability problem.
You know what I'm saying?
What are the goddamn odds?
I'm over here.
It's my first week at San Antonio, Texas here.
And lo and behold, the Trump headquarters in San Antonio is freaking burglarized.
Sensitive data is taken.
I mean, who in the hell do you think the culprits are to that particular scenario?
You know what I'm saying?
I mean, it's just getting spooky out here.
I mean, I don't know how, but they found me.
It's obvious.
I don't know how, but they found me for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ, man.
I'm just, I can't believe it.
I'm that dangerous, huh?
I am that dangerous for Christ's sake.
So for all you folks that are part of the capitalist army and those that have any kind of avatar that's related or like my particular avatar or anything of that nature, I guess now y'all are dangerous now, okay?
Yeah.
Oh, we're dangerous now, folks.
Now we're on a no we're on no print list.
We're on a no stamp list.
We're probably going to get no, I'm on a no-fly list.
They're probably going to put all you people on a no-fly list for heaven's sake.
I mean, good God, man.
Oh, Jesus Christ, man.
I mean, this is getting scary here, man.
This is hitting too close to home.
I just moved to this subterranean crap hole.
All right?
And all of a sudden, you've got Donald Trump's headquarters out here in San Antonio getting robbed and burglarized, and sensitive data is being taken for Christ's sake.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
You know, it's just getting freaky, man.
I'm telling you this right now.
Like I said, folks, if you're a part of the damn capitalist army, I'm telling you, you are now dangerous.
All right, I'm serious.
You are now dangerous.
I don't know why, but now y'all are dangerous for Christ's sake.
I mean, get the hell out of here for Christ's sake.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
Give me my drink.
Give me my goddamn drink for Christ's sake, man.
Jesus Christ, man.
All this weird crap is happening all around us for Christ's sake.
They're trying to take us down.
They're trying to intimidate us.
They're trying to censor us.
They're trying to stop us, but they're not going to stop us, boy.
You understand that?
They're not going to stop us.
I told you all.
What did I tell you?
What did I tell each and every one of you that listened to this broadcast?
I am the underground, boy.
I am the underground.
Good God.
Give me my drink.
I need something to drink after all this weirdness.
I mean, good God, this cloak and dagger crap is going on, in my opinion.
This kind of cloak and dagger kind of crap.
Jesus Christ.
me my drink.
Jesus Christ, man.
Oh, my God.
Now we're dangerous.
All right.
Now, all of a sudden, the capitalist army is dangerous all of a sudden.
Jesus Christ, man.
You know what I mean?
Hey, but it's all right.
I'm not dangerous.
All right.
Anyway, folks, once again, Ghost gets denied by Zazzle for printing stamps of my avatar and name.
And they claim, according to Zazzle, and look, I'm not blaming them.
And even if they did deny me, because whatever, it's their company.
That's how they want to run their business.
That's their prerogative.
But they claim that, unfortunately, they would have printed them, but the United States Postal Service denied.
And it's affiliated with some kind of partisan or political organization.
I don't even make any sense.
Then why the hell do they have freaking stamps of presidents then?
All right?
Why the hell do they have stamps of presidents?
Why do they, I mean, it's just stupid.
I'm just, it just pisses me off.
And then once again, folks, the San Antonio Donald Trump headquarters has been robbed out here.
Of course, it happens in my first week of San Antonio.
I think that's an intimidation factor, man.
I'm serious.
I think they're trying to intimidate me.
I think they're trying to stop me.
Oh, man, it's getting freaky out here.
That's all I'm saying.
It's getting freaky out here.
If you're part of the capitalist army, baby, let me tell you something right now.
It's obvious that a lot of government factions fear the capitalist army for one reason or another, baby.
You understand that?
Woo!
Anyway, folks, let me go ahead and move on with the broadcast.
I just wanted to get that off my chest here.
All right.
And seriously, folks, I mean, now that all of a sudden Ghost is some kind of a dangerous, dangerous man, it all of a sudden puts a little bit more prominence on yours truly's autograph, for Christ's sake.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm not joking.
I mean, literally, once Zazzle did this and told me it was the United States Postal Service that denied my avatar to be put on a goddamn staff, all of a sudden, I started getting increases in sales in the autograph department, folks, because by God, I mean, that's a pretty intricate little memento to consider that.
I mean, you know, this is that dangerous.
I mean, I'm serious.
I mean, I'm not joking.
This autograph is that dangerous?
The avatar, the capitalist army.
I mean, it's that dangerous.
Give me a break.
Give me a damn break.
Anyway, if you want to hook it up, folks, go ahead and go to the Twitter account.
Politics Ghost is my Twitter.
It is the pinned tweet.
All right, obviously, it's the autograph that the government knows about.
We're so dangerous.
I mean, I don't know.
Just hook it up while it lasts because I think I'm going to take those down.
And once again, I will be probably putting out the cans.
All right, that's right.
Autograph cans.
Maybe we'll take pictures of those and put those up by next week.
And folks, I know that I said I was going to extend the show for a third hour here by Wednesday or Thursday.
I am going to still do that, but people have been tweeting at me stating that they want a vote on that.
They want to vote on whether or not they want to put the hour at the beginning of the show so we could start the show at 3 p.m. Central Standard Time or at the end of the show.
So I think it's fair.
We'll go ahead and put the we'll put it out to a vote, but we will still start three hours starting Wednesday.
You know, we'll see what's going on, man.
All right.
All right.
We'll see what's going on for Christ's sake.
All right.
I'm serious.
I mean, we're dangerous, baby.
You understand?
I mean, if you get my autograph, you're getting an autograph of a dangerous man, a dangerous capitalist.
I mean, good God.
I mean, how am I dangerous if I'm paying taxes in many different capacities?
I mean, that doesn't even make any freaking sense.
All right?
Doesn't even make any sense.
Anyway, let me move on to the broadcast, folks.
I want to talk a little bit about Donald Trump.
Course, I said yesterday that him and Hillary Rotten Clinton were going to meet with President Cece of Egypt.
And I was hoping that Cece would confront Hillary Rotten Clinton in her support of the Muslim Brotherhood, which destabilized Egypt during the first so-called wild jehooty revolution when they overthrew Hansi Mubarak, which I was against.
Egypt and Clinton Warrants00:15:25
And you can look back in the archive to prove that I'm just saying, folks, I was hoping that LCC would confront her.
There's no reports of that, but one good report that did come out of a meeting between LCC and Trump.
Trump has pledged his unwavering support to the government of Egypt, which I think is a good thing.
I think it's a good thing because let me tell you something.
I don't understand why they overthrew Hansi Mubarak to begin with.
Okay, great.
He was somewhat authoritarian.
He had been around as a leader for a long period of time.
But he was incrementally bringing in market economics into Egypt.
And that's why you saw a little bit of prominence come out of Egypt there at the end of the tenure of Hansi Mubarak.
But unfortunately, because of a little economic success, it brought in these first world technological means of communication.
Twitter, Facebook, social media.
And folks, you can look back in the archive.
I talked about this back then.
You could probably look and investigate on your own, and you'll see that everything that I'm saying is accurate as hell.
That it was actors within the technological oligarchy, i.e., Google, that ended up inspiring this particular upheaval, folks.
I mean, remember, it was a Google executive by the name of Whale Gonem.
All right?
Whale Gon.
That's W-A-E-L Gonem, G-O-N-H-I-M.
Whale Gonem.
This is the asshole that utilized the means of first world technological communications to manipulate an emerging third world market that was Egypt.
All right?
And what he did is he utilized these means of communication, social media, to organize and rabble-rouse everybody in Egypt to converge on Tair Square.
I don't know if y'all remember that.
I remember it very vividly.
All right?
I remember it very vividly.
Whale Gonem organized all these goddamn wild jehooties and told them and said, Hey, look, look, the bottom line is that we need to go to Tair Square.
We need to protest this.
We need to protest that.
And they went out and they did it.
And when they were at Tair Square, you remember they did not want to leave.
And then, remember, the police, you know, was kind of going against the people.
And then that's when the military had to intervene.
And then that's when the military intervened to kind of usurp the government.
And then once the military overtook the government, they tried to reestablish a civilian government, which ended up being dominated by the damn Muslim Brotherhood.
And the military was not going to fall in line with that.
So after about, Jesus Christ, how long was the Muslim Brotherhood in power?
Maybe about eight months, nine months, something of that nature.
Mohamed Morsi.
I mean, maybe about nine months or a year, something of that capacity before the damn military said, screw this.
We're not going to sit here and oblige some kind of wild jehooty Muslim Brotherhoodism.
We, the military of Egypt, are going to go in.
We're going to arrest everybody in parliament, which was mostly Muslim Brotherhood members.
We're going to arrest Mohamed Morsi, and we're going to execute them all and get rid of them.
Get him out of here.
And right now, President Sece is the general of the military that has been conducting these revolutions of reestablishing new centralizations of state.
Because I'm telling you this right now, the first Egyptian revolution, it's on Google's hands, all right?
And not to mention, we all know now that Google is lockstep in with the Democratic Party, with the Obama administration, all right?
I mean, they're in conjunction with DARPA.
I mean, we talk about how Google has a satellite supposedly overlooking the overlooking the air, overlooking the skies, and basically utilizing that satellite to pinpoint crime, areas of crime.
I mean, it's just getting sick.
So it's no coincidence why we have Google rabble-rousing a supposed ally of the United States, Hansi Mubarak in Egypt.
Anyway, I didn't mean to go through all that history of the Egyptian revolution, folks, but you need to know why Egypt has a warrant out for Obama's arrest, has a warrant out for Hillary Clinton's arrest.
I'm not kidding around.
You can look this up.
The country of Egypt, if they ever, ever step in or around Egypt, they will be arrested because the Egyptian government under President Sece is literally charging these people with rabble-rousing the country into complete disorder.
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So anyway, I am rather proud of Donald Trump pledging his unwavering support to President Sece.
All right?
I mean, I commend Donald Trump because President Sece is not necessarily an Islamist.
All right.
I mean, he may be down with Islam as a faith, but he is not an Islamist.
And I know for a fact, just given the fact that he took the military, went in and cleaned house of the Muslim Brotherhood in the civilian political system, proves that Egypt is down with killing terrorists.
All right?
I'm serious.
I mean, Egypt is down with killing terrorists.
So that's why I am proud of Donald Trump.
This is a great foreign policy move.
I know for a fact it's probably shaken the bejesus out of the terrorists out there, these CIA, NATO-funded ISIS, whatever you want to call them.
I'm sure they're scared crapless, for Christ's sake, because I'm telling you this right now.
This is a great, this is a great ally.
I mean, not to mention, Trump said that Egypt is going to be more than an ally.
All right?
More than a damn ally.
Anyway, folks, I'm proud of Trump for that.
Keep it up, man.
I'm telling you, Trump is acting more and more presidential every day.
And let me tell you, these polls are showing that not even the mainstream, mainstream media can pretend and literally cook up these polls to have and sell to the American public that Hillary Clinton is actually leading in any capacity.
Serious.
I mean, there is no way, no way possible, for Christ's sake, man.
And speaking of Hillary Clinton, did you all see a speech here recently that she gave in Philadelphia, for Christ's sake?
Did you see her eyes?
I mean, what the hell's wrong with this woman, for Christ's sake?
It looked like she had a lazy eye going around, and it would get stuck like in a cross-eyed position, looking probably at the blackhead at the tip of her nose.
And I don't know.
I don't know what the hell's going on with this woman, but good God, I mean, it just gets kookier and kookier, freakier and freakier, sicklier and sicklier.
Every goddamn day we find out new things about this goddamn woman, for Christ's sake.
But no, I'm sure that is a deplorable conspiracy, right?
There's nothing wrong with her eyeballs.
I'm sure there's that black neurological doctor that dresses up as a Secret Service agent next to her, ready to maybe slap her head so they could slap that lazy eye back into whack.
I don't know what the hell it is, but did you all see that?
That was freaky, creepy, and it just another visual testament of the vulnerability of this woman's health.
I mean, obviously, this woman is completely going.
She's literally disintegrating right before our very eyes.
She's falling apart, folks.
I'm serious, all right?
That's why they can't prop her up for more than maybe 20 minutes at a time, at best, all right?
At best.
Jesus Christ.
I'm not joking around.
And moreover, folks, did you hear who's pledging and endorsing and voting for Hillary Rotten Clinton?
None other than George H.W. Bush.
You all remember that son of a bitch?
I'm talking about George Bush Jr.'s daddy.
George W. Bush's daddy, baby.
You know what I mean?
Get the hell out of here.
I mean, how far we have turned the tables, folks.
You know what I mean?
I mean, already, Bush Jr. said that he's supporting Hillary Rotten Clinton.
Now the old man is saying he's going to vote for Hillary Rotten Clinton.
I mean, how are you liberals that were so anti-war?
Do y'all remember this?
Y'all remember, oh my God.
I mean, I mean, I hate to promote Alex Jones, but you need to watch his documentary, The Police State, Alex Jones Police State.
I think that's what it's called.
Where he goes out to the Republican convention, I believe it was in 2004, when the Republican convention was being held in New York City.
I mean, take a look at all the dumbass leftist.
I mean, there were millions of people out there that were protesting against the war in Afghanistan, against the war in Iraq, that, you know, Bush and Cheney were just these warmongers.
And remember the, what do you call it, a pinko leftist?
And remember all that?
Remember all that?
Oh, we're peaceful leftists.
We're peaceful liberals.
Remember when damn Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton campaigned their whole campaign based on the fact that George W. Bush went into Iraq and Afghanistan for Christ's sake, man?
I mean, you've got to be kidding me.
All right?
You've got to be kidding me.
And now all of a sudden, those same leftists that were all peace-loving and, you know, Ollie, I say, just give peace a chance.
All those people are now chicken warhawks.
Can you believe that?
Now, the people that were so peaceful and, you know, so that now they are chicken warhawks wanting war like bloodthirsty, disgusting, filthy demons.
All right?
I mean, you know, how far we've come, folks.
Remember after 9-11, for Christ's sake?
I mean, you know, we were we knew who the enemy was.
It was Islamic terror.
You know, we knew that we had to watch out for wild jihudis.
They were the ones that hit us up on 9-11, so on and so forth.
Folks, now we are trying to protect these people.
I mean, these are the people that started the freaking war of civilization.
And now we've got the Democrats, we've got the liberals worldwide trying to tell us that we have to protect these wild jehooties, that we've got to give them safe spaces, that we got to give them our country, our culture, our economics.
I mean, give me a break for Christ's sake, man.
I mean, just look at how we've just come completely full circle here, man.
Completely full circle.
I mean, I don't get it, man.
How can we 15, 16 years ago, understand who the enemy is, and, you know, we created all this security apparatus.
Remember the Patriot Act?
Remember, we created this Department of Homeland Security, who's obviously crawled up my ass for some goddamn reason.
All right?
All this stuff in the name of fighting terror and protecting America, right?
Now, that same homeland security, that same Department of Homeland Security is now tweeting that accepting immigrants, accepting the wild jihudis that have been partaking in the terrorism that are from the battle-hardened areas of the Middle East, that it's the American thing to do.
I mean, do you understand how berserk this is?
Do you understand how it's lunacy?
It's lunacy.
What has happened?
What has happened here?
Oh, my God, man.
And now you've got George H.W. Bush and family backing up Hillary Rotten Clinton, and these same damn pinko leftist, anti-war jerk dicks that were out here protesting about 10 or 15 years ago are now falling hook line and sinker behind Hillary Rotten Clinton, who is supported by the same war hawks that put us in the predicament that we are currently in in the first place.
Oh Jesus Christ man, I mean, this is just complete and utter lunacy.
I'm telling you this right now, folks.
I think you people need to wake up, all right, I think you people need to wake up and see what's going on here.
I mean, we have come full circle.
I cannot believe that.
You know 10, 15 years ago, we understood that it was Islamic terrorists that hit us up on 9-11, and now we've got all the western countries, from Europe to America, trying to bring these people in and protect them.
I mean, did you all see this weekend?
For christ's sake, these are wild Jihudis.
These are people that are radical Islamists.
I mean, these people need to be extreme vetted, in the words of Donald Trump.
I'm telling you this right now folks, you people need to wake up.
This is serious business, our Jesus Christ, did you all see the tweet that I tweeted this morning of the streets of Paris.
Did you all see that?
Nothing but just Jehudis and African uh Muslim uh, Somalians and uh, I mean just uh, Yemens.
I mean just all these people.
They're camped out in the middle of the street.
There's garbage everywhere there's, there's crap and piss.
I mean it's just, it's disgusting man, it's utterly disgusting man, But no, you've got Obama over here, and you've got Hillary Rodden Clinton saying it's a beautiful day in America's neighborhood.
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I mean, what a joke, man.
I can't believe people are still buying this crap.
I mean, wake up, America.
Do you understand that?
And I'm going to continue to say this.
If you are not voting for Donald Trump, then you are anti-American.
There ain't no if, ands, or buts about it, you stupid anti-American milky liquor.
Do you understand that?
If you are not voting for Donald Trump, then you are anti-American.
That's all there is to it, all right?
That's all there is to it.
There is no if, ands, or buts about it.
I don't understand how anybody else can sit here with a straight face and go to the voting booth and vote for anybody else.
I just don't get it for Christ's sake.
What are you going to vote for Barry freaking Johnson, for Christ's sake?
This idiot made a comment about the terrorist acts that happened this weekend, and he said, oh, well, I heard about it.
Thank God nobody got injured.
Nobody got in.
This guy's an idiot, man.
This guy is a fruity, feminized idiot.
All right, this guy doesn't watch the news.
He's obviously doing other things, and I don't want to infer about possibilities, but I mean, just observe his feminine vernacular.
Observe his feminine physical attributes, and I'm sure you can make your own assumptions for Christ's sake, what he's doing on his spare time.
But good God, I mean, he actually made the goddamn comment that thank God there was nobody injured.
Oh, my God, for Christ.
This is the same guy who was asked by Mike Barnacle on Morning Joe, what do you think we should do about Aleppo?
And this idiot looks at Barnacle and says, um, what is Aleppo?
And Barnacle couldn't believe it.
I mean, this guy's supposed to be running for president.
This guy should have at least a grasp of what's going on in the international community.
I mean, this is just stupid.
And then what else are you going to go?
We got, oh, Jill Stein, right?
Oh, that's great.
That's fresh.
All right.
I mean, give me a break with this woman, Jill Stein.
You know as well as I, if you take a look at her history, this bitch has been, excuse my French, this woman has been running for president, what, since like 2000 or something?
She's made a career out of this crap.
All right?
And if you want my personal opinion, I think she's utilizing this particular campaign cycle so that she can out-liberal Elizabeth Warren so that she could potentially run against Elizabeth Warren in that damn Senate seat in Massachusetts.
All right?
I mean, give me a break.
Give me a goddamn break.
But, you know, you'll have these idiots out here say, well, no, I'm a principled voter ghost, okay?
I'm a principled voter, and I'm going to vote my conscience.
I'm going to vote my principles.
Oh, get the hell out of here.
Get out.
Everybody who says that they're a principled voter, they're principled this, they're principled that, they're not principled in anything else in their lives.
I mean, I bet you don't have a balanced checkbook.
I bet you they're not principled as it relates to their eating habits.
I'm sure they're not principled as it relates to anything else.
But oh, I'm principled when it comes to my voting, so I'm going to vote for Gary Johnson.
I'm going to vote for Jill Stein.
Shut up.
All right.
Just shut your face hole.
Unelected United Nations Rule00:13:06
Oh, God.
Anyway, folks, let me move on.
I didn't mean to get off keester on that.
But once again, George H.W. Bush endorses Hillary Rotten Clinton for goddamn president.
I mean, you know, don't you stick that in your craw and smoke it for Christ's sake, you sorry sacks of liberal hypocritical crap.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, we'll move on to the next subject, folks.
Obama has his last speech at the UN as president.
I mean, who cares, all right?
Seriously, I tweeted this morning that retweet if you do not want to be a part of this UN, if you think the UN is illegitimate and that you don't want to be ruled by this unelected body, all right?
We don't want to be ruled by it, all right?
You are unelected.
You're an international consortium that this country, I'm sure Britannia and other countries don't want you to have anything to do with.
All right?
You, NATO, and the EU, all these international consortiums are unelected governing bodies, and we don't want to have anything to do with you, your stupid international bureaucracy, because it's an utter failure, the United Nations.
It's an utter failure.
Everything you've touched has turned into utter chaos, for Christ's sake.
Every time you went into Africa to go supposedly give food aid to the people, what did the United Nations, quote-unquote, peacekeepers do to the people?
They sexually exploited the children of Africa in exchange for food.
Do you understand this?
And for you folks that don't believe me, look it up for yourself.
This has been a common practice by the United Nations peacekeepers.
I mean, Google it up right now.
United Nations Africa Food Sex.
And take a look at what comes up.
All right?
Seriously, take a look at what's going on for Christ's sake.
And this is supposed to be the international consortium that's supposed to bring in perpetual peace.
Because, folks, the United Nations is built on the political philosophy of Immanuel Kant.
Immanuel Kant.
All right?
Read his work called Perpetual Peace.
And it is the blueprint for the United Nations.
As a matter of fact, in the Immanuel Kant Perpetual Peace work, he describes the organization, the international organization, as the League of Nations.
All right?
The League of Nations.
And of course, folks, if you were a little bit of a student of history during the turn of the 20th century in the early 1900s, that was the first inception of the United Nations.
That's what it was called.
It was called the League of Nations.
Anyway, folks, it is an utter failure as far as I'm concerned.
And I think that everybody, everybody, all right, should go and tell the United Nations that we don't want you.
You are unelected.
We are not your subjects.
You are pieces of unelected global trash.
And what you have done is done nothing but cause chaos to the earth.
All right?
Chaos to the earth.
You want to know what else?
Why don't you go take a look at what the United Nations did in Serbia during the Miladic massacre?
All right.
Now, that's the, yeah, the United Nations helped Miladic slaughter innocent people in that enclave, for Christ's sake.
Now, look, if Miladic wanted to slaughter those people, that's his prerogative.
But he didn't need the United Nations support and the peacekeeper's support to help him do it.
All right?
I mean, I can go on and on in what the United Nations has done to this world, and they are going to claim that they are a peaceful freaking international governing body.
They are trash.
They are utter trash, and we should have nothing to do with the United Nations.
Matter of fact, we should bulldoze their building out in New York City and tell them to get the hell out of the country.
That's what we should do.
Get the hell out of the country, United Nations, and your rapist, your child rapist peacekeeper troops.
You son of a bitch.
Excuse my French folks, but this makes me sick.
It makes me sick to my stomach.
That's why I'm saying I don't want to acknowledge the United Nations, and nobody should, all right?
And the only reason that Julian Assange in WikiLeaks is acknowledging the United Nations, because that's his last legal political ploy in an attempt to heed off an attempt at some of these nations that want to bring him to justice for actually leaking private information, all right?
So that's the only reason why Assange is still trying to oblige the United Nations, because he's trying to utilize the international bureaucracy against the nation states.
Because remember, it's the nation states that oblige this international bureaucracy that creates this goddamn existence.
All right?
So Julian Assange is trying to utilize this international consortium in an attempt to try to heed off any prosecution attempts by any of these nation states.
So once again, that's the reason why Julian Assange, if you take a look at his WikiLeaks, talks a lot about the United Nations.
I mean, it's his last legal ploy to get the hell out of that damn Ecuadorian embassy, for Christ's sake.
All right?
Jesus Christ.
I'm serious, man.
I'm sick of the United Nations.
And, you know, Barack Obama gives more respect, all right?
More respect to the United Nations than he does to his own country.
And that's another thing that makes me sick.
All right?
I'm sick of it.
I'm tired of seeing him at the United Nations, and he's there with that smug-looking grin on his face, thinking that he's accomplishing something when all he is doing is he's selling out America is what he's doing.
He's selling out America.
I mean, by God, did you read a report here?
He just had, what is it, 50 countries out there in this United Nations meeting claim that they'll pledge to take in a half a million refugees for Christ's sake?
I mean, he's selling out America.
He's going to bring in 100,000 wild jehudis into America October 1st.
And is anybody saying a goddamn thing about it?
Absolutely not.
Everybody's just like, oh, well, it's okay.
I mean, we've got to accept the immigrants with love.
Yeah, tell that to Germany that did the same thing.
Tell that to France.
Tell that to Sweden, for Christ's sake.
Did you all see the advertisement that's going out on Swedish television?
Oh, my God, this government commercial, it's narrated and it's got captions of different people's faces and said that Sweden is changing and there's no going back.
I mean, literally telling the people of Sweden that you have to accept this cultural enrichment that has been imposed by these unelected bureaucrats at the European Union.
I mean, it's just unbelievable.
I actually tweeted that, folks.
You can go back to my timeline and go find it.
Unfreaking believable, man.
Unbelievable.
All right?
Unbelievable.
Jesus Christ.
And not to mention, folks, all right?
Did you hear him basically comment at the EU and warning Americans against walls and nationalism, for Christ's sake?
Can you believe this?
And crude populism?
Crude populism?
Hey, asshole!
Crude populism is what got you elected, you stupid mulatto!
I mean, do you understand that?
Crude populism is what got you elected, Obama, you stupid, soulless psychopath.
Good God, I mean, can you believe the gall of this guy?
Can you believe him?
Can you believe the gall of this asshole?
I mean, Americans should stand against crude populism.
Get the hell out of here.
That's what got you elected.
I mean, you didn't even serve a full term as a senator, for Christ's sake.
How the hell do you think you got elected, you son of a bitch?
Jesus Christ, man.
And moreover, thank you very much for deport Bronies now.
You know, I don't really appreciate the name.
Well, who cares about Bronies?
But, I mean, it's bowling with gay Tony, whatever the hell that means.
He also said, I'm glad that you tweeted this at me.
In order to realize the promise of the United Nations, the U.S. must give up freedoms.
I mean, look at my tweeter right here.
Look, I'm going to tweet it right now.
This son of a, do you understand me?
I'm telling you, he hates America.
He hates America.
Jesus Christ, man.
I'm tired of you people that are out here defending this disgusting, traitorous bastard in office today, all right?
Seriously, in order to realize the promise of the United Nations, the U.S. must give up freedoms?
I mean, no kidding.
Why hasn't the military arrested this man after saying that for Christ's sake?
I'm telling you this right now.
We may have to have something like what happened in Egypt.
We may have to have the military, somebody, you know, some general assume command and go into Washington, D.C. and start arresting each and every corrupt piece of trash that has sold out this country, that has sold out this government, that has sold out this people, that has sold out everybody.
I'm not joking either, man.
I mean, because I do not want to see this country just perish, perish into oblivion.
You understand it?
I do not want to see that.
By God.
Jesus Christ.
Can you believe this guy?
Can you believe?
You must stand up against crude populism.
Give me a break.
That's what got you elected, you stupid moron.
I mean, good, good, the hypocrisy of this soulless psychopath.
Jesus Christ, man.
And, of course, his comments today, in order to realize the promise of the U.N., the U.S. must give up freedoms.
We're not going to give up freedoms, Obama.
We're not going to give up freedoms.
Jesus Christ, man, I can't believe this guy.
Good God, I cannot believe this, man.
I mean, can you all in America that are so pro-Jehudi accepting, so pro-immigration, by God, do a damn YouTube search about Paris, France, the streets of Paris, France, take a look at migrant crisis Germany, take a look at the images that the damn lamestream mainstream media is withholding from you.
Good God, man.
Jesus Christ, man.
I'm just, I'm sick, man.
I'm sick.
Anyway, folks, let me just calm my ass down here.
Let me take a couple of deep breaths.
Let me get a drink for Christ's sake.
I mean, let me tell you, if you voted for Barack Obama, you should be ashamed of yourself.
Seriously.
I mean, if you voted for Barack Obama, folks, you were a gullible piece of trash, and you need to reanalyze your life.
I'm serious.
I'm not joking around.
I mean, this idiot said absolutely nothing during his campaign.
You can look back in the archive.
I was telling people this.
Like this idiot isn't saying a damn thing.
But no, because he was, you know, a mulatto, you know what I'm saying?
Everybody was like, well, you know what?
We need the first affirmative action president.
Because I honestly believe that's what Obama was.
He was the affirmative action president.
You know, he's like the novelty black kid, you know, that comes into like a mostly Caucasian-based school.
You know what I mean?
He's like that novelty black kid.
Like, oh, look at this guy.
Hey, hey, let's bring him into the crowd.
It's our first black.
And, you know, of course, if you're one of those, you know, isolated black kids, you know what I'm talking about.
They hoisted you on their shoulder.
They brought you to all the parties.
You know, they accepted you.
I mean, they created, you know what I'm talking about, right?
But good God, man.
I'm just, I'm just saying.
Candy Apple Capitalists00:15:24
Anyway, I'm not trying.
Anyway, let me move on, folks.
All right, let me move on.
Let's go into some Twitter shout-outs.
Lighten up the mood a little bit.
All right.
It is Taco Tuesday, for Christ's sake.
As a matter of fact, I'm going to have some tacos.
I'm out here in San Antonio.
They got tacos on every goddamn corner, for Christ's sake.
I told you yesterday, literally go wake up at around 6 a.m., start driving around out here.
I mean, there's literally a freaking Mexican restaurant in every freaking corner, and every one of them has got like an 89 cent, 79 cent, 99 cent bean and cheese.
You know, everywhere around here is like bean and cheese for Christ's sake, man.
I'm sick of it, man.
So I'm not going to get some, I'm going to get some tacos with some, I don't know, some kind of beef product in it.
Maybe some, what are those?
How do you say, Carnegie Gee Sada?
Carney Gee Sada.
That sounds pretty.
Carney Gee Sada tacos.
That sounds good for a Taco Tuesday, all right?
All right, folks.
Let's go ahead and get to Twitter shout-outs.
For you folks that are unaware, go to my Twitter account right now at PoliticsGhost.
All one word.
No underscores, Politics Ghost.
And retweet the tweet that states True Capitalist Radio Live.
All right.
Retweet the tweet that states True Capitalist Radio Live.
And I'll give you a shout out live right here on the broadcast right here and now.
And that's all there is to it.
What's going on to Cuck Lives Matter?
We got the Shepest in the house.
How you doing?
How you doing, man?
Hope you had a good trip.
What's going on to Johnny Deck?
We got Windows and Doors in the house.
Popeye in the place.
What's going on?
Shizbro in the house.
Who else do we got going on over here for Christ's sake, man?
I'm not saying that disgusting name.
We got Zee Frostwire in the place.
What's going on?
See, who else do we have going on here for Christ's sake?
We got Green Leader in the place.
Godzilla, Ghost Got Denied.
Shut up.
We got Veta Forum Wars, the Brony Network, for Christ's sake.
UK Ghosty, how you doing, man?
Dio Brando, whatever the hell that's supposed to mean.
We got Caligula in the house.
We got Ghosts Wax Museum.
What the hell does that mean?
What the hell is that, Ghosts Wax Museum?
What the hell does that mean?
We got, oh, you're talking about because there's a Ripley's, Believe It or Not, downtown or something?
Let me give you a freaking break.
We got Davey Bayonet, man.
How you doing?
Good to see you.
We got, who else we got?
We got Sergeant Yoda in the house.
Touch My Gun Ghost to shut up.
All right.
Seriously, shut up with this crap.
Jesus Christ, man.
Who else do we got here?
We got Dirty Gooch.
Oh, God, man.
That's gross, for Christ's sake, man.
Jesus Christ.
We got Espresso Reborn, Manhood Magic.
What's going on?
We've got Spider-Man in the house.
We've got Czech Capitalist in the place.
We've got DePort Bronies now.
Yeah, we said that Candy Apple Crockett.
Shut up, man.
We got Raiden Snake.
We got Don Lemon partner.
No, don't.
I can't believe that's still even up for Christ's sake, man.
That's disgusting.
I mean, seriously, man, that troll was like, what is it, like, freaking eight years old already for Christ's sake?
Jesus Christ.
We got Blake in the house.
What's going on?
We got six months of being in cheat.
Shove it up, you're ass!
Look, look.
I told you, stupid little troll scumbags, that I would not like to be reminded that I am currently in San Antonio, Texas.
I do not want to be reminded of this crap, alright?
Jesus Christ.
I have to accept it.
I gotta make the best of it for Christ's sake.
I'm trying, believe me.
I'm trying to make the best of it for Christ's sake, man.
What's up with your calendar?
I replace all the days of the week with sandwiches.
Because, because at Subway restaurants, every day, there's a different sub of the day.
Fair enough.
Yeah, each day I can choose a different six-inch sub for just $350 or get it as a foot-long sub for $6.
So, why is today circled in red?
Oh, today's my anniversary.
Oh, maybe you should.
Yeah, I gotta go.
Subway, fresh is what we do.
Limited time only.
Prices for participation may vary.
Additional charge for extra sentiments, plus tax replicable.
Sammag is prepared in front of you.
But I don't need to be reminded every goddamn two seconds by my control terrorists at Cyber Bourbon.
I do not need to be reminded.
So please, you stupid scumbags.
Please stop with the San Antonio trolls and all that other crap, man.
I'm telling you, I'm a little disappointed here, right?
So stop it.
Stop it.
Stop it now.
Jesus Christ.
Give me the mic.
Give me the mic.
Give me the freaking mic, man.
Just shut up already with that.
I'm serious, man.
I mean, although the irony is, I am celebrating a Taco Tuesday in a Mexican town, so that's cool, I guess, right?
Celebrating a Taco Tuesday with the Mexicans out here.
That makes me a little cultured, huh?
That makes me a little cultured out here.
Anyway, who else we got here?
We got the Smiler in the house.
We got CDI Fan237, Distilling Capitalist.
What's going on, mate?
We got Ghost Fitz Into Antonia.
Shut up!
Jesus Christ, man.
We got Blood Cough.
Oh, that's great.
Jesus Christ.
Armpit postcart.
Just shut up, man.
Look, seriously, shut up with that garbage, man.
You guys are sick.
Jesus Christ.
Who else do we got here?
We got there's the horror magic.
Yes, I am the horror master.
All right, I'm only going to take a couple of more of these.
What's going on to Melly?
How you doing?
Who else do we got going on?
A Bad Memax86.
What's going on?
Ghosting.
I don't know what the hell that's supposed to mean.
Ghost abuses engineer.
No, I don't abuse the engineer.
Shut up.
All right, shut up.
Inner circle slot sale 90 buck.
You son of a bitch!
You better not!
You better not!
You son of a bitch!
You better not be doing that crap!
I find out somebody's doing that.
You're out of the damn inner circle!
You're out!
I find out somebody does something like that!
You're out of the damn inner circle, boy!
Son of a bitch, trying to scalp slots in the inner circle, trying to scalp slots on the inner circle for Christ's sake?
God damn it.
Give me the mic!
Give me the mic!
Trying to scalp freaking slots in the inner circle.
Don't do it!
Don't you care?
If I find out, you're out.
You're out of there, you're out.
I'm serious.
I'm not kidding around, man.
I'm not.
You're out.
You are out.
Jesus Christ.
San Angelio, Texas.
So that's fresh.
Ghost got enriched.
That's not funny ass crack, all right?
Seriously, it's not funny.
We got Alamo Special Olympic.
Shut up, man.
The Keystoner in the house.
The farters of the Alamos.
Shut up.
Do not make fun of the Texas martyrs, boy.
I'm telling you this right now.
Don't you dare.
Don't you goddamn dare make fun of the Texas martyrs.
We got Notorious Keck in the house.
How you doing, man?
Who else do we got?
Christ, I'm just I don't know Who else do we have going on here for Christ's sake?
We got Ghost the United States Postal Service terrorist.
Oh, Christ, man.
Look, I don't know what the hell they've got me remember.
I don't know what the hell they've got me lately.
I don't understand how now the government automatically knows that my avatar is related to something political in any kind of nature.
I mean, that's the really freaky part about the whole scenario.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm serious, man.
That they know that my avatar is something political for Christ's sake.
How the hell do they know?
I mean, how the hell do they know?
Seriously, man.
How in the hell do they know for Christ's sake?
Jesus Christ.
Good God.
Anyway, who else do we got here, man?
We got candy apple capitalists.
Yeah, real funny ass crack, all right?
Real funny.
Look, people gave me heat yesterday because I said that story about the barefooted Mexican kid trying to sell me candy apples while I was waiting at a goddamn red light out here.
They were like, hey, gosh, he is capitalizing.
Yeah, you know what, folks?
Why don't you go and try to do that in your town and see if your ass doesn't get ticketed, fined, if not arrested for not having a peddler's license, for not having a health inspector's license, without having, I mean, all this crap.
I'm not joking around.
All right, I'm serious.
I mean, if you are a business person, you know that doing business, you've got to pay taxes before you're even opened up for business.
And then you've got this barefoot Mexican kid over here trying to sell candy apples to me.
I mean, first of all, it's an apple.
All right, so I don't even know if the freaking apple underneath is even a good apple for Christ's sake.
Secondly, what the hell is the candy made out of?
All right?
I mean, who the hell knows what the hell's in that for Christ's sake?
I mean, I mean, I just think that it's valid that if you, you know, you people aren't business people.
You don't know what the hell you're talking about.
Just shut up, all right?
If that kid would have had a health insurance and a health inspection license on his box and said that these candy apples had been inspected, I would have bought one, all right?
But this kid had bare feet on in the middle of goddamn street, for Christ's sake, out here trying to sell a candy apple for Christ's sake, man.
I'm serious, all right?
Jesus Christ.
I'm not joking.
Hey, if I gotta pay taxes to do business, so does everybody else, all right?
So does everybody else, you know, folks, I've got a couple of brick-mortar businesses, all right?
You understand that not only do I have to pay a tax to, first of all, I gotta pay to open up the place, right?
I gotta pay like a lease, right?
So I gotta pay the lease.
Okay, I got the lease now.
Now I gotta go to whatever municipality that I'm doing business in, and I gotta go get a certificate of occupancy, meaning that some fire department schmuck, not even the guy that is actually fighting fire, some bureaucrat from the city, has to go and inspect my goddamn freaking, you know, whatever I'm leasing to figure out in his judgment how many people could fit in this joint.
And then I gotta plaster that on the wall to make sure that, you know, oh, yeah, it was inspected by this bureaucrat, all right?
Secondly, I've got to go and make sure that, you know, nothing that I am doing, displaying or anything of that nature, is taxable by the county, the municipality, or the state, because you'd be completely surprised.
You know, folks, out here in Bear County in San Antonio, I was unaware of this, you know, because I know a few business owners out here.
There is something called a Bear County appraisal tax where the county is literally taxing you for display products, excuse me, no, not any product, display items to display your products.
All right, I'm serious.
Like, if you've got coat racks, hangers, if you've got mannequins, if you've got display cases, you actually have to pay a goddamn tax to the county for those goddamn display items.
I'm not joking.
I mean, then you've got to pay sales tax, right, for every goddamn thing you sell out here.
You've got to pay sales tax.
I mean, do you understand, folks, all the goddamn garbage you've got to do to be a businessman around here?
I'm telling you, folks, I mean, that's why there's not too many people doing it for Christ's sake, man.
That's why there's not that many people doing it for Christ's sake, man.
Jesus Christ, man.
Anyway, look, look, screw you, idiots, saying that I'm a bureaucrat.
Screw you, idiots.
All right?
I'm a businessman.
You see, that's what, look, I don't mean to go off on a rant here, but you idiots, you know, you started this, all right?
You started this.
Now you take the blame for it, all right?
I hate how these people tried to, you know, take old pictures of Donald Trump with the Clintons and with other bureaucrats that happen to be Democrats in New York as if he's somehow down with these people, as if he's somehow ideologically bounded to these people.
I mean, when you're a businessman, folks, you've got to be friendly and you have to have these bureaucrats in your pocket if you expect to do any kind of business in any municipality, folks.
I mean, do you think that Donald Trump would have been able to erect buildings and redevelop the historical buildings if he didn't have the approval of every goddamn bureaucrat in New York on a municipal, state, and federal level for Christ's sake?
I mean, that's the only way you do business, folks.
Why do you think it's so hard to do business?
Why do you think that part of Trump's campaign speeches is cutting regulation, cutting taxes for Christ's sake?
You understand that?
So that's why I'm saying, folks, you people that are trying to question me, you don't know what it's like to be a businessman, for Christ's sake.
You don't know what it's like to be a businessman.
If you did, you wouldn't be sitting here giving me crap and flapping your fat Cheeto stain fingers on the keyboard.
You'd be going out there and doing something about it there, you stupid, dumb, lazy, fat, jelly-ass milky liquor.
Ruining Taco Tuesday Footage00:05:42
You know it, and I know it, son of a bitch.
Anyway, we are now approaching the second hour of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
And of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
And once again, folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
Before we get started, folks, I'd like for everybody to please bookmark the official website of the True Capitalist Radio Show.
It is blogtalkradio.com/slash ghost.
That's blogtalkradio.com slash ghost.
All right, and of course, we just went through these ridiculous Twitter shout-outs for Christ's sake.
And the Twitter name to follow is PoliticsGhost, all one word, no underscores, politics, ghost.
Anyway, you know what?
Screw you, people.
I'm done with Twitter shout-outs today.
You're not ruining my Taco Tuesday, you son of a bitch.
You're not ruining my Taco Tuesday.
Give me my drink.
Give me my drink.
You sons of bitches ain't ruining my taco Tuesday.
I can tell you that right damn now, boy.
Anyway, where the hell was I at there, engineer?
Oh, yeah, that's right.
Obama speaking his last speech at the United Nations as the U.S. president, for Christ's sake.
And why are you not getting a shout-out?
Okay, Alex Lopez, what's going on?
You got a shout-out, all right?
You got one, all right?
Anyway, let me move on to the next subject matter, folks, because this is a serious subject matter that is obviously taken to the internet, fiber optically connected world that we like to surf on here.
And I'm talking about this shooting that happened.
This Tulsa police shooting of an unarmed black man named Terrence Crutcher.
Now, folks, I did see the video footage.
It was also, how can I put it?
It was a, they actually showed the dash cam footage, and they actually showed the footage of the aerial footage, you know, of the chopper.
You know what I'm saying?
So, anyway, when they were showing the dash cam footage, it seemed as if a little bit, I would say, preemptive to shoot this particular individual, you know what I'm saying?
To shoot this particular person.
Now, look, one can understand that, look, he was not necessarily complying with the police.
If you take a look at both the dash cam footage and you take a look at the aerial footage, he was obviously going back into his car for whatever reason.
But what I did also see is I saw that aside from this lady who was this officer that initially shot this man, Terrence Crutcher, he also had about four or five different cops trailing him.
So one of the first comments by the aerial helicopter cop that was actually photographing this from the air, one of his first comments was like, oh, he's going to get tased now.
Here he goes.
He's getting tased, for Christ's sake.
And when they first saw him go down, they said, oh, looks like they did it.
And then when he started bleeding profusely, when they started bleeding profusely out of his chest, that's when these chopper pilots started zooming out.
Now, folks, that is pretty rough to watch.
And, of course, obviously it doesn't tell the whole story.
But I think it's rather ironic that this wild jehudi that we had an all-points bulletin for out here, okay, I'm talking about this Ahmed Raheem or whatever, this asshole that did the New Jersey Chelsea bombing and the, or excuse me, the New York Chelsea bombing and the New Jersey bombings.
The guy who's related to the family that owns the first American fried chicken, all right?
I mean, they got into a shootout with this wild jehooty and we're still able to take him alive.
And this is a guy who's planting bombs for Christ's sake.
This is a guy that should be shoot-to-kill type of capacity, this Ahmed Raheem, this idiot that did the Chelsea, New York bombings.
And yet, this man here got blasted.
I mean, look, couldn't they have clubbed this man?
There was about three or four male cops.
They were kind of limping along.
I do want to say that they were not necessarily kind of running after this black gentleman, Terrence Crutcher.
And the only one that was was the woman cop.
And then as a result, a quick shot, and he was dead.
I mean, it was a pretty good shot to the chest.
You know, the aerial footage caught just nothing but blood just pouring out profusely out of this man's chest.
So it was a pretty bad shot, fatal wound, obviously.
And look, I'm not trying to defend Terence Crutcher.
Police on Black Problem00:14:48
I mean, you know, what we need to understand is we need to realize that the reason that we're having this supposed epidemic of blacks being shot by the police, it's got to do with two different components.
All right?
All right.
The first of the components is the fact that statistically, man, blacks have higher statistics in violent crime.
They have the higher statistics in black on black crime, black on white crime, black on anything crime.
I mean, these statistics prove that nine times out of ten, if a cop is going to confront somebody who is black, they are going to confront somebody that is an ex-felon, that, you know, is a potential perpetrator in a case, warrants, a carrier of narcotics, firearms, so on and so forth.
And that's not based upon anything else other than statistics.
It's not racism.
It's statistics, man.
I mean, I'm not trying to make a case for cops shooting black men.
Or black people in general.
I am not making that case.
But what I am saying Is that when you take into consideration the statistics, the statistics of black crime, and you compare that with those that are out in the streets that are actually serving and protecting out here, the police, I mean, they are the ones witnessing firsthand these statistics, all right?
So when confronting black individuals, they have a little bit more apprehension in attempting to question this particular individual based on the statistics, not based on the fact that this man is black.
All right?
And look, as soon as black folks start understanding this, that's when we won't have to have any Black Lives Matter rabble-rousing.
We wouldn't have these blowhards from the goddamn Black Panther Party.
We wouldn't have these race hustlers and race baiters like Sean King, freaking D-Ray McKesson, Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton.
We wouldn't have this for Christ's sake, man.
We would not have this.
So as I'm stating, folks, you know, this is not a police on black problem.
This is a black problem.
And you see, instead of complaining about it, instead of burning down your own neighborhoods, instead of going out and causing crime, killing cops, which is achieving absolutely nothing, maybe, just maybe, you need to look into your own neighborhood.
Maybe you need to clean out your own neighborhoods.
Maybe you need to weed out the negativity, the bad apples out of your neighborhoods so that you can walk around safely.
Maybe you need to educate your own people.
Maybe you need to do your own rectification of your own strife.
All right.
Now, I know this is a lot for the average black folk to take in.
I mean, they're going to automatically construe what I am saying as racist.
All right.
But what I'm saying is, is that the problems that are afflicting your race today has nothing to do with racism.
It has everything to do with, with all due respect, your community embracing ghettophyd degeneracy via rap and hip-hop, embracing a single parent family unit, embracing a life of subjugation by the government via welfare, food stamps, food cards, so on and so forth.
That it is this that you need to rectify and you need to acknowledge and you need to attempt to fix, okay?
Because if you don't, then you're going to continue to see the perpetual strife that you have seen ever since you broke the chains of slavery.
All right?
And one more footnote.
Since you broke the chains of slavery, let's talk about slavery for a second, folks, okay?
And I'm talking to you black folks out there, okay?
Look, did you know that the biggest slave states had like 80% population of black people, and they were dominated by 20%.
Okay?
Now, with all due respect to black folks, I mean, you know, it's obvious black folks are, you know, physically superior nine times out of ten compared to white folks.
All right.
I mean, you just go look on the sports.
You know, that's proof within itself.
These people are naturally, physically endowed in many different capacities.
All right.
But at the same time, folks, I mean, when you look at that particular anomaly and when you see that 20% of a population, which is physically weaker than 80% of that population, then what questions do you have to answer based on that anomaly?
And you see, that's what I'm discussing.
That's what you need to discuss.
That's what you need to figure out.
That's what you need to realize.
Do you understand that?
I mean, you can't blame the white man.
You can't blame the Indians.
You can't blame anybody but yourselves, man.
I mean, how can you, and you want to talk about slavery and reparations and this and that, how can you sit here and talk reparations when you, a physically superior race of human beings, were able to be subjugated and enslaved by 20% of the population?
I mean, you need to ask that, okay?
And then once you answer that question, then you've got to answer, okay, okay, fine.
Whatever the answer to that question is, now that that 80% is free, what has happened to them?
What has happened to them?
And you see, folks, that's what I'm telling you.
No one is holding you down.
All right.
No one is holding the black man down.
The people that are holding the black man down are their fellow black brethren.
Do you understand me?
All right?
Fellow black brethren.
And this goes back to the whole racism component within the black race itself.
All right?
I mean, you know, folks, that there's racism within the black community between, quote, dark-skin and, quote, light-skin.
And you know what's an anomaly about this is that, yeah, okay, there's racism between dark-skinned and light-skinned black folk.
But why doesn't that apply as it relates to their leadership?
And I have said, haven't you noticed that the majority of black leaders, they're either not fully black in general or are white people in black face in the case of Rachel Dozial, in the case of Sean King, for Christ's sake, all right?
White people in black face.
And you see, these are the questions that black folks need to ask.
All right?
I mean, it's as simple as that.
I'm not being racist, man.
All right?
I'm not trying to say anything else other than for you folks to get yourselves out of your own strife.
Do you get it?
Get yourself up out of your own strife.
Jesus Christ, man.
I'm serious, man.
Get yourself up out of your own strife.
Let me tell you.
You need to ask these questions.
Then you need to answer them.
Okay, now that we ask those questions, let's come back to Terrence Crutcher.
Now that you understand that black crime is astronomically high, black on black crime is high, black on white crime is high, so on and so forth, okay?
Now, why is it that the first thing black folks do, and let me tell you, I'm not trying to say that any of these folks that have been shot by police deserved it, not deserved it.
I don't judge until the due process of law fulfills its course, okay?
But why is it that instead of complying with an officer, and let me tell you, even if you comply with the officer and he arrests you for no reason, he slaps you around and you do nothing, you could sue the city and be rich.
Now, wouldn't that be a lot better than trying to, you know, somehow go back into your car, make sudden movements, you know, resist arrest, try to be combative, and have yourself put in a predicament to where lethal force could potentially be enacted.
I mean, I don't understand this.
And you see, this is what D-Ray, this is what Al Sharpton, this is what Jesse Jackson, this is what Sean King, this is what all these people failed to convey to their people.
I mean, it's very easy to tell black folks, like, look, just comply and don't say four-letter words to the cops.
Don't act like you're young thug out here.
Don't act like you're some gangster rapper.
Don't try to act like you're going to be physical with the cop.
Don't try to intimidate the cop.
I mean, do you understand?
It's very simple stuff.
And if the cop is wrong, if the cop is abusing his authority, if he falsely arrests you, I mean, if he beats you, for Christ's sake, you could sue the city and you'll be rich.
But you see, folks, there is one constant that I am seeing with a lot of these particular shootings with black, unarmed black men, is that for whatever reason, they insist on resisting.
All right?
Insist on resisting as if that is going to be a valid form of acceptable behavior.
And you see, it is that that is putting black men, black people at risk.
All right?
This is what's putting black folks at risk.
The lack of education, the lack of understanding law enforcement, the lack of understanding how to confront law enforcement.
I mean, folks, blacks at this point have a culture that embraces cursing at the police, running from police.
You know?
I mean, take a look at some of these freaking world star hip-hops.
Folks, if you have not seen these World Star hip-hop vines, I mean, maybe I should start tweeting them.
I mean, they're a little vulgar.
They're a little crude.
But hey, I think people need to start realizing what black culture is.
You need to see it raw.
And let me tell you, World Star Hip Hop, they show you that these blacks will go right up to the goddamn cops, blaze a joint in their face, say, F you, saying, you know, oh, you know, F the police, F your mother, and these, I mean, I'm serious.
You know, you've got some of these people vining themselves while they're in high-speed police chases.
You've got some of these characters that are being pulled over by the cops, and they got their cameras out, the cops approaching the vehicle, and then they just take off and they vine that.
I mean, this is the kind of crap that police officers have to deal with, man.
And you see, I think black folks need to acknowledge that there is a good amount of the population of that demographic that does this kind of stuff.
I mean, Jesus Christ, man.
Anyway, look, it was a disturbing video.
Terrence Crutcher shouldn't have happened.
But once again, I think the black folks need to educate themselves in realizing that, you know, you can't just go and think that you can go back into your car, take off, run from the police, take a swing at the police, try to resist or anything to that capacity without potential lethal force.
I mean, even I know that for Christ's sake, man.
Jesus Christ, even I know that for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ, man.
Oh, my God.
Anyway, folks, I don't want to talk too much about that.
Just hope that, you know, I try to make these racial soliloquies as raw and as real as possible because really, what is more dangerous to the black community is somebody fluffing them up with liberal romanticism.
You know, this political romanticism.
And literally, that's what's causing the more danger to the black community than actually being honest with them.
All right?
And that's all there is to it.
And I think black folks need to be aware of who their leaders are and what their motives are.
All right, that's all I'm saying.
That's all I'm saying.
Anyway, folks, let me move on to the next subject matter because we're running out of time here and I want to get to the radio graffiti.
Did you hear George Soros back in the news?
He is pledging $500 million.
That's right, folks.
Let me repeat that one more again.
All right?
$500 million to help immigrants, to help migrants across the world.
Oh, this guy's funding the migrant crisis.
This guy's funding the migrant invasion into Europe.
Funding the migrant invasion to America.
This man must be stopped.
Him and his freaking larva, Alex Soros, they both have to be stopped.
These people have committed treason on America.
They've committed treason on every other goddamn country they've influenced.
And by God, these men should be arrested.
They should be arrested for Christ's sake, man.
$500 million to, quote, help migrants for Christ's sake.
I mean, what did I always tell you about this scumbag, man?
The Prince of freaking darkness, man.
I'm telling you, the Prince of freaking darkness.
Good God, $500 million to help refugees, man.
Arrest the Prince of Darkness00:02:22
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Give me my drink.
$500 million to help refugees.
Get the hell out of here, Soros.
We know what you're doing.
You're funding the invasion, asshole.
You're funding the invasion.
Son of a bitch.
You treasonous old son of a bitch.
Give me my drink.
Jesus Christ, man.
George Soros, man, I'm telling you, this guy just won't go away.
You understand?
He just won't go away.
He's like a bad case of herpes.
You know, he just won't ever really go away for Christ's sake, man.
I mean, Jesus Christ, man.
Good God.
I mean, he just, everywhere you turn, he's there with that creepy-looking face of his, for Christ's sake.
He's got a microphone in his face by some kind of, hi, Mr. Soros.
What do you have to say to the people out there that believe that they're actually living in freedom?
Yes, sir.
I am George Soros.
And I told all of you that I own everything because it's mine.
The world is mine.
The black people are mine.
The homosexuals are mine.
Your mama's coochie is mine.
Everything is mine.
The world is mine.
And all you 50 people that think that your life is yours, your life is mine.
Everything is mine.
All mine.
Mine, mine, mine.
And I'll tell you this.
I will soon show.
The Prince of Freaking Darkness.
All right?
The Prince of Freaking Darkness, man.
Good God, man.
Turkey Nuclear Coup Threats00:06:57
Anyway, look.
I mean, you got to keep an eye on this guy, man.
I'm serious.
$500 million to, quote, help migrants.
What a scumbag.
All right.
What a disgusting scumbag.
He will not stop, folks.
He needs to be arrested.
He needs to arrest.
Somebody needs to arrest this man.
What's up with your calendar?
I replace all the days of the week with sandwiches.
Because at Subway Restaurants, every day, there's a different sub of the day.
Fair enough.
Yeah.
Each day I can choose a different six-inch sub for just $350 or get it as a foot-long sub for $6.
So why is today circled in red?
Oh, today's my anniversary.
Oh, maybe you should.
Yeah, I gotta go.
Subway, fresh is what we do.
Limited time only.
Presents and participation may vary.
Additional charge for extras and the likes plus tax replicable.
Simages prepared in front of you.
Jesus Christ, man.
Anyway, let me move on to the next subject matter, folks.
Oh, man.
Did you all hear this?
Huh?
What did I tell you?
What did I tell you about Kashmir?
What did I tell you about Kashmir?
The prognosticator at Prognosticators strikes again.
Hopefully, I was hoping I was wrong, unfortunately, but as I alluded to about a few days ago, that we need to keep our eye on this Kashmir situation.
And of course, the area of Kashmir is a disputed area that both the country of India and Pakistan believe they are the rightful owners of.
They've already fought a couple of wars over this particular region, which was won by India.
Now, both of these particular nation states are nuclear powers, folks, all right?
They are now both nuclear powers.
And today, as of today, we had India accusing the Pakistanis of violating the ceasefire.
I believe that Indian soldiers killed about, what is it, six to ten Pakistani militants that were shelling, I believe, from the Pakistani side of Kashmir.
So in my personal opinion, folks, this is a situation that this is a situation that could potentially start the first nuclear genie out of the bottle, in my personal opinion, folks, okay?
Because let me tell you, there is much disdain between the Pakistanis and the Indians.
They do not like each other one bit, for Christ's sake, man.
I mean, do y'all remember when Pakistani militants tried to raid the Taj Mahal?
What was that?
Jesus.
See, about eight, seven, six, seven years ago.
Y'all remember that?
I mean, I'm telling you, man, this is a powder keg waiting to explode, and both Pakistan and India are nuclear powers.
All right?
They are both nuclear powers, and I'm telling you, folks, this could be the nuclear genie out of the bottle.
All right?
I mean, once the first country nukes another country, then other countries are going to nuke other countries.
I'm serious.
I mean, it's just going to not stop.
It's not going to stop.
So, once again, I told everybody, all right?
I told everybody to watch this particular situation in Kashmir between the Indians and the Pakistanis.
And I'm telling you, it could potentially be the precursor of nuclear war, okay?
The precursor of nuclear war.
And don't think that the Pakistanis or the goddamn Indians won't want to nuke each other, right?
Do not.
I'm telling you this right now.
Jesus Christ, prognosticator, prognosticator strikes again, boy.
And finally, let me move on to my last subject matter because it's another prognosticator of prognosticators strikes again.
Woo!
That's right, folks.
Turkey uses the ceasefire that supposedly has been agreed to by Russia and America.
It has utilized this ceasefire to move deeper into Syria, folks.
And let me tell you something right now.
Turkey is not bombing ISIS.
All right?
Turkey is not bombing ISIS.
All right?
If anything, they are helping ISIS advance, especially those that are utilizing this as a means to back up Turkey's influence in the region.
All right?
I mean, do you understand this?
I mean, what did I say after that fake stage coup by Erdogan on himself in Turkey?
What did I say two days after that fake coup?
Two days.
It was on Sunday.
What did I say?
What did I say was going to happen?
I said that Erdogan was going to move right into Syria.
He's going to move right into northern Iraq.
And he's going to continue forward to attempt.
He's going to attempt to try to bring together and unify the remnants of the Ottoman Empire.
Do you understand this?
Erdogan is utilizing this Islamist fervor to make him the face of Islam, to make him the new leader of Islam, to make him the sultan of the new Ottoman Empire.
Do you understand me?
Do you understand me?
I knew what Erdogan was doing once I found out this was a fake coup.
I knew that Russia was involved, and I could tell you, I told you Russia was involved two days after the fake coup.
Two days after the fake coup, I told you.
And everybody was like, no, ghost, they're not friends.
Turkey shot down one of Russia's planes in Syria.
They're not friends.
Yeah, look now, huh, boy?
Look now, huh?
The prognosticator of prognosticator strikes again, baby.
Do you understand that?
I'm telling you, boy.
I'm telling you.
Look, he's going to keep going.
All right?
Erdogan and Turkey are going to keep going.
I wouldn't be surprised if they go right into Assad's capital and overtake Assad and arrest him.
And I guarantee you that if that happens, if Turkey goes in and overthrows Assad and takes him and arrests him, the freaking country of Syria will greet him as a liberator.
I'm talking to Erdogan.
And the same thing will go in northern Iraq, which, folks, he's already making a move in Iraq as we speak, folks, all right?
I mean, straight off the hot wire, Turkish forces killed four Kurds in northern Iraq.
Why in the hell is Turkey in northern Iraq, folks?
Huh?
I'm telling you.
All right?
I told you.
I told you so.
Erdogan Overthrowing Assad00:15:37
I told each and every one of you so, man.
I told you so, folks.
All right.
I said this was going to happen a long time ago back in July, boy.
Go back in that archive.
Blogtalkradio.com slash ghost.
That's blogtalkradio.com slash ghost.
All right, take a look at that, boy.
I'm telling you this right now.
The prognosticator of prognosticator strikes again.
All right?
And don't you ever forget it, boy.
That's why each and every one of you haters, each and every one of you that you supposedly hate me, that's why you're listening.
That's why you're listening, because you know I'm the prognosticator of prognosticators.
You know I'm the straight political dope.
You know that I'm as dangerous as this United States government says I am.
You know I'm as dangerous as this United States government says I am, boy.
You know it and I know it.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, folks, you know, it's time to move on here.
It's time to move on to everybody's favorite part of the broadcast.
And I'm talking about Radio Graffiti.
That's right, folks.
Radio graffiti, the part of the broadcast where the spectators become a part of the spectacle.
All you've got to do is give me a call right now at area code 425-390-6146.
And when I call on your area code, you've got exactly three to four seconds to say whatever it is that's on your mind.
That's why we call it radio graffiti.
And just a reminder, folks, all right, I'm going to be taking down these autographs here in the next couple of days.
So if you want them, get them while they're hot, baby.
You understand?
They're dangerous now.
Get an autograph of a dangerous man, baby.
I guarantee you they're going to double in the next two to three months.
They're going to double in price.
I guarantee you.
I guarantee goddamn T you, for Christ's sake, baby.
And be waiting on those autographed hands next week, baby.
You understand that?
Straight from Can't Can't God Way, baby.
Woo!
Anyway, folks, let's go ahead and get to some radio graffiti.
Rotna!
Anyway, we do have callers, don't we, engineer?
All right, well, let's get to radio graffiti.
Rotna!
All right, who do we got here?
We got, Jesus Christ, the same usual suspects here.
How about anonymous radio graffiti?
Jesus Christ.
Uh-oh, we're getting some noise.
Oh, hey, what's going on here?
Y'all hear this?
Yeah, you know, let me look outside my office for Christ's sake, man.
I'm not careful what the hell's going on here.
Oh, my God.
That's not funny, man.
You know, that's not funny, you stupid son of a bitch.
That's not funny.
Just shove it up your ass.
484, radio graffiti.
Don't think buttons, don't think hard of friendship.
T-T-T-T-T-T-T T-T-T-T-T Where did you get?
Here, here, here.
How many remixes, man?
Seriously, how many remixes are there out there, for Christ's sake, man?
Good God.
Who else do we got going on over here?
We got Area Code 609, Radio Graffiti.
I love it.
Leslie Jones Body Pillow.
Oh, man.
Shut up.
Just shut that.
Get him out of here.
Get him off for Christ's sake, man.
Jesus Christ.
Who else do we got going on here?
Anonymous Radio Graffiti.
Benito Gossini, Radio Graffiti.
Uh-oh, we're getting some noise.
Oh, hey, well, what's going on here?
Y'all hear this?
Y'all hearing this noise on the freaking air here?
What's going on?
We're getting some static noise on the air here.
That's my KGB handler.
I trust the Ruskies.
I praise the Ruskis.
I worship the Ruskies.
I bow down to the Ruskies.
No, shut up.
Shut up.
I don't bow down to no goddamn mouth-breathing, vodka-drinking, cockeyed rooski, boy.
Give me a damn break.
Bowing down to rooskies.
Just shoving up your goddamn poop shoot, boy.
Who the hell else do we got here?
We got Erico 267, Radio Graffiti.
It's about time for everybody's favorite part of the...
My wife.
Damn it, you son of a...
Don't go about my family!
Don't talk about my family!
You daring stuck the crap!
I don't know how many times they're going to tell you people that.
Don't you dare go there!
Don't you dare go there, you son of a bitch!
Don't you dare!
Give me the freaking mic.
Give me the mic!
Freaking mic, for Christ's sake, don't go there, boy!
Don't you dare go there, all right?
Trying to make fun of my family, boy.
You talk about me all you want to, all right?
You talk about me all you want.
Don't go there, you son of a bitch, all right?
I'm telling you this right now.
You went there with me in real life, you'd be leaving home in a body bag.
You understand that?
You said that to me right in front of my face.
You'd be leaving in a body bag.
You'd be going home in a body bag.
Yeah!
Son of a bitch.
Anonymous radio graffiti.
Don't you ghost to hang around addicts and go boo.
I don't even understand.
Was that alien?
Was that an alien or something?
What the hell was that, for Christ's sake, man?
Jesus Christ.
213, Radio Graffiti.
You know, this is what I'm telling all you folks.
You just can't have any friends.
Let me tell you something, engineer.
I'm this close away from fire in your ass.
I'm this close away from firing your ass!
You are gonna lift it.
You would work on me.
Yeah!
Cut you down.
I can look around once in a while, you could miss a piece of paper.
Well, what the hell was that?
What in the hell was that?
What in the hell did I just listen to, for Christ's sake, man?
What in the blue hell was that?
You see what I'm talking about, engineer?
You see, that one time, one time, that's all you get, and these people just won't.
They won't let it go.
They won't let it die.
They just won't let it die, you goddamn it.
Just sit there and do your job, engineer.
Do you understand that?
Just sit there and do your goddamn job.
Shut up.
Jesus Christ, man.
You see?
Son of a bitch.
I'm telling you, you goddamn sons of bitches, man.
Son of a bitch.
Anonymous Radio Graffiti.
This is Sparta Radio Graffiti.
This is True Sickness Radio.
True Sickness Radio.
I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
The badass of coughing fits.
Give him pneumonia or give him death.
I'm telling you this right now.
I don't feel crisp here.
You know what I mean?
Broadcasting from his Skyline hospital room at University Medical Center, Breckenridge, in beautiful Austin, Texas.
I want to be completely honest with you here, man.
I feel, I don't really feel very well today.
I feel a little ill, to say the least.
And now, he'll take it from here.
Your host, The Leper of Leprosy, the terminal cancer patient they call.
Yeah, yeah, shut up.
Get this idiot.
Shut up, all right?
Stupid son of a bitch.
All right, not to mention, I need a new intro going on anyway.
I gotta get that.
I mean, that's another thing I got on my plate.
You see all the things I got on my plate?
All the things I gotta think about for Christ's sake.
I mean, good God.
Jesus Christ, man.
I need a break, man.
I need a break.
Jesus Christ, man.
I need a break.
808, Radio Graffiti.
I want a document to also please me.
You got a stupid Obama phone that couldn't even freak out.
I can't even understand it there, Milky Liquor.
205, Radio Graffiti.
Ghost, you got a lot of trolls calling up, talking garbage, but I'm telling you, man-to-man, you meet me in the Alamo basement, I'll beat the living daylights out of you, boy.
Yeah, shut up, you stupid idiot.
The Alamo doesn't have a basement.
What are you?
What are you, pee-wee herman, all of a sudden?
Huh?
Stupid son of a bitch.
Why don't you go to a goddamn adult theater and start pee-wee playing with yourself, you stupid fruit bowl?
How about Area Code 719, Radio Graffiti?
I love playing this game.
Ain't nobody better than this man right here, baby.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
Uh-oh.
My legs.
I am a cripple.
You son of a there you have it.
If you were ever wondering how Ghost lost his legs, me.
What the hell?
Shut up, you stupid moron.
I'm not a cripple, man.
There's actually people that are believing that on the internet, man, that I'm a cripple.
Are they serious?
I mean, there's nothing wrong with being a cripple, but I'm not a cripple, all right?
I'm serious.
I mean, I'm, I mean, y'all heard me do Ford Lorico, man.
Y'all heard me do Ford Lorico, for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ, man.
813 Radio Graffiti.
It's a
nice little fruity little piano tune you got going on over there.
802 Radio Graffiti.
Hey, Ghost, just wanted to let you know I ordered one of your body pillows, and I can't wait to spoon with you all night.
Well, Jesus Christ, shut up, you stupid moron, all right?
Don't even kid around about that body pillow crap.
Seriously, I'm still disturbed by that.
I feel violated.
You know, I mean, I'm serious, man.
I'm even afraid for you people to even have my autograph.
I'm even afraid of what you people are even going to do with my autograph, for Christ's sake.
You know, because let me tell you, you know what I'm doing with these autographs, all right?
I'm blowing cigar smoke right on these autographs, all right?
And, you know, blowing a, I'm going to spray some of my cologne on it so when it arrives at your house, it's going to smell like a real man.
And I said it, and I'll say it again.
You better not have any women in the vicinity of you opening up that autograph because I'm telling you, it'll smell like money.
All right?
I mean, they're going to.
Where's that smell coming from?
I smell success.
I smell money.
I smell capitalism.
And it's going to come from that damn autograph.
Mark my word, baby.
Mark my word.
You want to get yourself an autograph?
Type in your browser right now.
Type in your browser, ghost.market.
All right?
Ghost.market, baby.
You understand that?
That's the most dangerous autograph in America today, believe it or not.
I mean, not even the United States Postal Service wants to touch it, baby.
The most dangerous autograph in America today.
Jesus Christ.
Who else do we got going on over here?
Jesus Christ.
919 Radio Graffiti.
Hey, racist.
You didn't give me that body pillow with Herman Cayman on it.
Yeah, we'll learn how to spoke in, and maybe that'd be a little bit more funnier there, you tongue-tied prick.
909 Radio Graffiti.
What's up with your calendar?
I replace all the days of the week with sandwiches.
Because at Subway restaurants, every day, there's a different sub of the day.
Fair enough.
Yeah.
Each day I can choose a different six-inch sub for just $350 or get it as a foot-long sub for $6.
So why is today circled in red?
Oh, today's my anniversary.
Oh, maybe you should.
Yeah, I gotta go.
Subway, fresh is what we do.
Limited time only.
Prices and participation may vary.
Additional charge for extras and deluxe.
Plus tax replicable.
Sandwiches prepared in front of you.
Uh, no, did somebody buy a body pillow?
Jesus Christ, you know hip-hop is running out of ideas.
They're making songs about body pillows, for heaven's sake.
Radio Graffiti and Body Pillows00:15:05
Jesus Christ.
Good God.
Anonymous radio graffiti.
This is Sparta Radio Graffiti.
I guess we should get screwed up.
Jesus Christ, shut up!
Just shut up with that splice, man, you son of a bitch.
Jesus Christ, 609 Radio Graffiti.
Unfortunately.
You know what I mean?
I can't even recognize it.
Smells like burrito-eating crap from where I'm standing.
We got the Teutonic Plague, Radio Graffiti.
Ghost, Happy Taco Tuesday.
Fuck Goofy Bone.
Give us a high duket.
Give us a highulkin.
I love when you do that.
You haven't done it in a long ass time.
Well, you know what?
I need to give, but I you get to.
I need to give it.
Are you open?
Are you open?
To the freaking United States Postal Service, for Christ's sake, man.
Are you?
Jesus Christ.
Who else do we got?
We got 915, Radio Graffiti.
This is true flatulence radio.
natural gas Fucking him, that.
Fart Smith?
This is the only natural gas that I get too craps about here.
Broadcasting from his heart-smelling toilet in Austin, Texas.
I mean, what the hell is that?
And now, he'll take it from here.
The natural in the art of the fart, the man they call.
What the hell is what the hell is it?
True flatulence, Ray.
What the hell are you talking about, you stupid moron?
Jesus Christ.
You're talking about yourself.
You're smelling up the whole room like butt crack out here.
Who else do we got going on over here?
We got anonymous radio graffiti.
Barnes!
Come on, Barney!
Will you just wait a minute?
Oh, that was Stu Pandas.
Oops, here comes another.
Oh, shit, get the girl off!
Come on!
Come on!
That's gross, man.
What is y'all's infatuation with people and pooping?
You know what I mean?
Can somebody explain that?
You people are sick, man.
I'm telling you, people are sick, twisted freaks.
Good God.
510, Radio Graffiti.
I have a confession to make to all of you.
I am genuinely in love with Anne Frank.
She was a beautiful, witty, and graceful young woman whose light was snuffed out far too early.
I frequently fantasize about being Peter Van Pel's hiding with her.
Oh, God, just imagine deflowering that sweet girl on a lazy Amsterdam.
Ah, Jesus Christ, shut up, man.
I hope you get cancer of the cock with that stupid freak show talk.
Excuse my French, but seriously.
Good God.
Oh, look, we got somebody from San Antonio.
Here I go.
2-1-0, Raider Graffiti.
I have no idea what the hell, but don't.
Don't call me Ghostler for the last time.
Do not call me Ghostler.
I'm serious, all right?
Jesus Christ.
Anonymous radio graffiti.
My granny.
The old yellow rose, baby.
She was banging called the Mexicans.
Jimmy, she went up, she banged Santa Ana.
She was banging Santa Ana.
You son of a bitch.
Get to see that.
Get off for Christ's sake.
I don't need to tell you all again.
Don't talk about my granny.
Do not talk about my granny.
My granny was a pious woman, and I don't need you, stupid damn troll terrorists and cyber vermin to be besmirching her name.
Do you understand that, boy?
Son of a bitch.
Anonymous radio graffiti.
He just freaking said that.
I have no idea what the hell hey.
I mean, don't call me Gopher for the last time.
Do not call me Gopher.
I'm serious, all right?
The badass who just freaking said that.
Give him what he just freaking said or give him death.
I don't need to tell you all again.
Don't talk about my gratitude.
Broadcasting lived from his beautiful skyline studio in badass San Antonio.
Get up.
Come on.
Come on.
That's wrong, man.
What is y'all's infatuation with people and pooping?
You know what I mean?
Can somebody explain that?
Dude, people are sick, man.
I'm telling you, people are sick, twisted freaks.
Jesus Christ, shut up, man.
I hope you get cancer of the cock with that stupid freak show talk.
And now he'll take it from here.
Who just freaking said that?
The man they call.
What are you doing?
I just freaking said that.
I just freaking said that.
You made an intro?
I don't know.
I mean, good God.
Yeah.
Good God.
I just said that.
Oh, my God.
You've got to be kidding me.
I just freaking said that, man.
I just said that.
And they made an intro from that.
They made an intro from that.
I just freaking said that.
Oh, man.
I'm telling you, man, these internet botstalker-ass freaking trolls are freaky, man.
I mean, they're stalker-ass.
They're stalker-ish, man.
I just freaking said that.
I mean, good God, man.
It's freaky.
I'm telling you, it's freaky, man.
Oh, my God.
Give me the mic.
Give me the mic, man.
I just freaking said that like 15 seconds ago, man.
I just freaking said that.
I mean, what the hell?
What kind of audio slicers do we got listening here?
I mean, y'all better be the best freaking audio engineers in freaking audio today.
I mean, good God, I just freaking said that.
I just freaking said that.
Oh, my God.
I just can't believe it, man.
I can't believe this crap, man.
God, I can't believe this, man.
I just, I cannot believe this crap, man.
I'm going to calm down, folks.
I'm sorry.
Just I'm going to take a couple more callers and get the hell out of here.
This is stupid.
This is just pathetic.
You know what I mean?
Anonymous radio graffiti.
That is the World Trade Center, and we have unconfirmed reports this morning that a plane has crashed into one of the towers of the World Trade Center.
Oh, shut up and shut up!
I never get that.
That's a splice, man.
Jesus, you sick, twisted pricks, man.
Oh, my God.
Who else do we have here for Christ's sake?
816 Radio Graffiti.
Hey, Ghost, could you ask the engineer to have some of this cologne on the postcard before he sends it out?
I really want to get it.
Shut up, alright?
Just shut up.
And look, stop asking for the engineer's autograph, alright?
The engineer is my employee.
He's not going to be selling autographs.
So shut up.
Tired of you idiots asking me that on Twitter.
Shut up with that crap.
Anonymous radio graffiti.
Adolph Ghostler had a son who was a fruity, half a tart.
He used diapers and got his money from an EBT card.
Adolph Ghostler, keep it up.
Ghostler's acting fruity.
Banging every single guy and belt whipping his granny.
Jesus, God.
Do you actually concoct this throughout your day, you stupid fruit bowl?
I mean, is this so.
Jesus Christ, just shut up.
All right, just shut up.
Anonymous radio graffiti.
Anito Gossini, radio graffiti.
I'm just freaking sending.
I'm just freaking sending you introduction.
Are you good, guys?
I'm just gonna make it.
Oh, my God.
You've gotta be kidding me.
You know what?
I'm done with this.
You know what?
Get this guy.
I'm done with this crap.
I'm so done.
I'm done with this crap.
I'm done.
I'm done with this crap.
I'm sick of it.
I mean, I just said that first, and I'm like, Dan, I just freaking said that.
And secondly, you're trying to make me sound like a goddamn cartoon, and I don't appreciate that.
I'm not letting you idiots besmirch me anymore.
Anymore on this Taco Tuesday.
I'm not going to do it.
Go screw yourselves, you idiots.
Give me the mic.
You know, you go screw yourselves, man.
I'm telling you, you people are wrong.
You people are troll terrorists.
You're cyber vermin.
And I'm just not going to take any more of this on a freaking Taco Tuesday.
And you know what?
You want me to extend this to three hours?
You want me to extend this freak show, this madhouse, into three freaking hours for Christ's sake?
I mean, good God.
Good God, man.
Anyway, give me my drink before I go for Christ.
Give me my drink.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, folks, I guess I'll be back.
I don't know if I'm going to be back.
I don't even know why I keep coming back, to be honest with you.
I mean, look at the abuse.
I mean, look at the trolling.
Look at the goddamn cyber vermin, man.
This is unbelievable, all right?
I mean, this is unbelievable.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, folks, follow me on Twitter if you haven't already done so, all right?
All right, the Twitter name to follow is PoliticsGhost.
All one word, no underscores.
Politics Ghost is the name to follow.
Somebody's asking me what cologne do I use.
Maybe I spray Gucci.
You understand?
That's the kind of cologne I wear straight Gucci, baby.
You understand that?
Anyway, also bookmark the official website of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
It is blogtalkradio.com slash ghost.
That's blogtalkradio.com slash ghost.
And of course, folks, once again, for you folks wondering why I'm saying what kind of cologne I use, I am, once again, going to take down the autographs, the infamous United States Postal Service dangerous autographs that are on ghost.market right now.
I mean, get them while they're hot, folks.
I am going to take them down.
And like I said, next week, I will put on sale the cans, the signed cans.
And like I said, folks, you know, every piece of memorabilia that you get from Ghost.market, I personally handcrafted and signed.
And like I said, I mean, you can't get any more intimate than that.
You know, you idiots want body pillows.
You want this.
You want that.
I mean, give me a break.
All right?
Go and get yourself one of the most dangerous autographs in America today.
Go to your web address right now, ghost.market, baby.
You understand that?
Each one of them are hand, individually handcrafted in silver metallic acrylic, and it's signed in gold metallic acrylic, baby.
I'm going to put it in a black envelope.
I'm going to put since I can't get my own stamp because of the United States Postal Service.
I'll go ahead and design something on the envelope as well.
All right, so I'm serious.
I'm going all out on these, folks.
This is not just some, you know, two-bit little Chewbacca mom autograph here.
I mean, you're getting a piece of art, baby.
You're getting a piece of artwork here.
So once again, folks, all right, go to your browser right now, ghost.market, or go to my Twitter account, PoliticsGhost.
It is the pinned tweet at the top, Politics Ghost.
Click on it, and they're only going to be around for a limited time.
Each one of them are numbered individually.
And once again, they're going to be badass.
They're the most dangerous autograph in the United States today.
Scared by the government.
But you know what, boy?
I don't blame them, boy.
I don't blame them.
I don't blame them.
And like I said, I am blowing cigar smoke.
I'm talking a Gurkha-class regent cigar smoke on these autographs.
And I'm going to spray them with some of my cologne, Gucci, baby.
And when I do that, for Christ's sake, they're going to arrive at your house smelling like a capitalist, smelling like a real man, smelling like success, smelling like money, baby.
Smelling like money.
Woo!
Voting for Third Hour Start00:04:37
Anyway, folks, thank you very much for tuning in with me.
I will be back tomorrow, Wednesday, 4 p.m. Central Standard Time.
And, of course, the official website, blogtalkradio.com/slash ghost.
Every single one of my episodes is there, time-dated, and stamped to download absolutely free right there at blogtalkradio.com slash ghost.
I will be back tomorrow, 4 p.m. Central Standard Time.
And I hope that you're here, baby, all right?
You better be here, boy.
That's all I'm saying.
All right?
You better be here.
If not, then you're a goddamn Milky Liquor.
And spread it around like wildfire, man, all right?
Spread it around like wildfire.
Let everybody know that we are in affected in the house every Monday through Friday, 4 p.m. Central Standard Time.
milky liquors?
We are now in the post-show third hour edition of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
And of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
And once again, folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
I'm not necessarily going to do too long of a third hour.
It seems as if most of the people thought I wasn't going to do one and hung up anyway for Christ's sake.
Or maybe they're just going to hang up and they're going to go buy themselves one of the most dangerous autographs in America today.
I don't know.
But either way, I definitely wanted to have a little bit of third hour.
Now, as it relates to the third hour being implemented into the regular part of the show, folks, I've been getting a lot of tweets from fans stating that they want to vote on whether or not we add the hour at the beginning of the broadcast so we can begin at 3 p.m. Central Standard Time or put it at the end of the broadcast so that it could be extended to 7 p.m. Central Standard Time.
Now, I have had some people stating that why don't we cut it in half and we start at 3.30 and end at 6.30.
So I'm going to put all three of those options at a vote this evening.
So if you want to partake in that vote, go ahead and follow me on Twitter.
Politics Ghost is the name to follow.
All one word, no underscores, Politics Ghost.
And I do want to say I feel bad for my mates in Australia and New Zealand because either way, they really don't, it really doesn't matter.
I mean, from what I understand, this show broadcasts around 7 a.m. out there in Australia.
So anybody who's listening to me out there is an early bird.
And I wanted to say thank you very much for listening into the broadcast so early.
But once again, folks, I'm going to put it up to a vote, see what people like, see what people are going to get behind.
And we're just going to go with that as it relates to the edition of the third hour.
And the third hour will start this Thursday, we're hoping, if at the very least, Baller Friday.
But I do want to make sure that the fans get a little bit of a say on what is going to happen with the show.
And that's what it's all about, baby.
You understand what I'm saying?
That's what it's all about.
Anyway, folks, once again, this is an impromptu third hour.
All right.
I'm only going to be here for a little bit for Christ's sake.
All right.
I mean, I'm going to have to go to the freaking cat lady store so I can get some of these black envelopes.
And then I'm going to design something on the envelopes for the folks that purchased the ghost autograph, folks.
Let me tell you, I stated, I handcrafted each and every one of these.
All right.
And I'm telling you, each and every one of them are numbered.
They're autographed.
It's going to be cool, man.
I hope that everybody that has already ordered one, we've ordered, I mean, we've already had way over 100 orders here in the past few days.
And I want to thank everybody who has ordered.
I'm telling you this right now.
You were getting something that was personally handmade by yours truly.
So I really appreciate that.
Anyway, folks, I don't want to be up here too long.
There's not too many callers.
So let's just go ahead and get to these callers and see who we have here.
All right.
How about 727?
What's going on with you, man?
How are you doing?
Hey, Ghost.
What's going on, man?
Nothing much.
Just here trying to get through this Taco Tuesday with all these damn troll terrorists and cyber vermin trying to crawl up my butt crack.
But how are you doing, man?
Testing Medical Marijuana Legitimacy00:02:31
I'm actually doing really good.
I don't need to switch topics a bit, but I was at McDonald's today with all my friends.
And lucky, no, I saw my grandfather there, and he was in really good shape.
It's a bit surprising towards me because I didn't know it was him, you know.
Wow, really?
Did he say what he's doing different?
Did he stop taking the medication?
I mean, what's he doing?
I will be honest with you, since marijuana is legal in Florida, he does do medical marijuana.
And I think that really helped him out there.
And, yeah, you know, he really did look like he's in shape now.
He doesn't even look like he's sick.
Because I remember him, you know, like four months ago, not four months ago, like two months ago, actually, where he was just laying in bed, couldn't even walk.
And, you know, I looked to my side and I just see him.
And he's pretty good, you know?
Well, that's good that Grandpa AIDS, man, is, you know, smoking a little bit.
Is he smoking the wacky tobacco, or is he getting some of that cannabinoid oil or whatever the hell it's called?
That oil crap, the THC oil.
Yeah, I know what you're talking about.
He's actually consuming it.
Oh, man.
So he's actually puffing the magic dragon then, huh?
Yeah.
It's me, Kalucky.
It's Mickey's Halloween party at Disneyland Park.
It's Halloween in Disneyland where little kids and girls will make his out the whole thing glad.
This party's gonna be so cool.
This party's gonna be so cool to land tonight.
Getting a large body right, come see what's a store.
Mickey's Halloween party at Disneyland Park is on very special nights, September 23rd through October 31st.
Visit Disneyland.com slash party for ticket prices and details.
Spaces Limited.
Boom!
Boo!
It's me, Kalucky!
It's Mickey's Halloween party at Disneyland Park.
It's Halloween in Disneyland where little kids and girls who will make you stop the whole thing glad.
The party's gonna be so cool.
Mickey's Halloween Party at Disneyland Park is on Very Special Nights, September 23rd through October 31st.
Visit Disneyland.com slash party for ticket prices and details.
Spaces Limited.
Boom!
Government Database Concerns00:02:26
Well, man, that's actually a little bit of a test to the legitimacy of the medicinal use of marijuana.
I mean, obviously, according to all medical examinations of marijuana and all scientific experiments into marijuana, it is proven to actually slow the aging process on a cellular level.
Moreover, yeah, absolutely.
This has been done.
It's actually been, they've subjected mice to marijuana and literally, you know, took samples from these mice after being subjected to marijuana and those that weren't.
And they found that the aging process of those that were subjected to marijuana actually slowed to a certain capacity as opposed to the others that were not under the influence of tetrahydrocannabinol.
So there is scientific evidence that states it does slow the aging process on a cellular level.
So that's one thing.
And the second thing, it also induces hunger in those that have diseases that prohibit them from actually obtaining an acid.
And, of course, when you consume.
Yeah, that's what helps them too.
Yeah, absolutely.
You've got to consume food.
I mean, really, the body needs nutrients, it needs minerals.
And if you are not consuming those nutrients and minerals, then you're going to die.
Regardless of what you're afflicted with, whether it's cancer, whether it's the AIDS or whatever the case might be.
So look, there is some legitimacy to the medicinal use of marijuana.
The problem is, the problem is, is now that the United States has made this legal, and if you go to your state to try to obtain a medical marijuana license, now the feds are claiming you can't buy a gun.
And you see, that's exactly why, that's exactly why I was against the government basically allowing this to be distributed on a medicinal level because it gives the government a database of individuals who are consuming this, and it justifies the government now to prohibit those that are smoking marijuana or consuming marijuana for medicinal purposes.
It prevents them from protecting themselves under the Second Amendment.
So, that's really the bad part about the medicinal thing.
Gun Licenses After Legalization00:15:17
Yeah, I heard you talk about it before, if I'm correct, probably around two weeks ago.
And honestly, I think that's a bit messed up.
And I think that, you know, I don't, I think guns aren't involved with marijuana at all, period.
Like, you can't really compare the two, you know, only like the legal terms of comparing them, really.
But if you get what I'm trying to say here, no, absolutely.
And that's why I'm saying I knew it was a ruse to get people databased in this.
I mean, anytime the government is trying to database people, they're trying to group those people to make something else that's not parent illegal.
Not a parent illegal.
For instance, you had no idea, hey, I'm going to go get myself a medicinal license over here.
You had no idea that the federal government was going to utilize this as an opportunity to prevent you from buying a gun.
Yeah, I'm telling you.
Anyway, you want to give a shout-out to anybody, man?
Yeah, sure.
I'll give a shout-out to Eddie Hinkle, like always, Jacob Green and Sergeant Yoda for, you know, retweeting and favoring my tweets.
All right, man, no problem.
Thank you very much for calling in.
It's good to hear Grandpa AIDS is eating again.
It's good that he's consuming some tetrahydrocannabanol to sustain his own continuity for Christ's sake.
All right.
I mean, you know, it's good to say the least.
Anyway, who else do we got going on over here on this post-show third hour radio graffiti?
Who else do we got?
We got anonymous radio graffiti.
It's all for it.
You know, I blame the engineer for this.
I mean, are you idiots really that big of fans of the engineer?
Because this is starting to hurt my feelings a little bit.
I'm going to be completely honest with you.
It hurts my feelings every time I hear you people say, oh, the engineer's the real talent.
Oh, don't abuse the engineer.
And engineer take over.
I mean, seriously, man.
I mean, are you idiots like really that big fans of the engineer, for Christ's sake?
I'm serious, man.
Enough of that crap.
Look, I'm not going to sell the engineer's autograph, you idiot, all right?
I'm serious.
Stop asking me on Twitter.
Stop asking me.
Jesus Christ.
I'm telling you, engineer, don't believe these people.
These people are not your friends.
Do you understand me?
They're not your friends.
I'm the talent assholes.
Do you understand that?
Me.
That's why it says true capitalist radio hosted by ghost ass crack.
Right, Jesus Christ.
Who else do we have going on over here for Christ's sake?
These people besmirching my name, for Christ's sake, besmirching my show.
Goddamn son of a bitch.
We got 541 radio graffiti.
Hey, I hope this song makes you feel better.
and also this goes out to 727.
This is deep.
Thank you very much for playing the guitar like an MF riot, baby.
Appreciate it.
Who else do we got going on here on anonymous radio graffiti?
Never made it as a wise man.
Couldn't cut it ever born and ceiling.
Try to live like a blind man.
Time without a sense of feeling.
This is how you remind me.
This is how you remind me of who I really am.
This is how you remind me.
First of all, get this crit, get this stupid musical blasphemy off, first of all.
And secondly, hey, screw you on Twitter.
Screw you on Twitter there saying that I'm jealous of the engineer and that the engineer is the real talent and all this crap.
Screw you, man.
I mean, what?
You want me to put the engineer's autograph for sale?
Huh?
Is that it?
You know what?
I'm not going to do that, man.
Because let me tell you, if the engineer sold more autographs than me, man, I would literally, I would be so pissed off.
I'd probably end the show.
Seriously.
I'm not joking around.
I'd probably end the show.
So I'm not going to do it.
I'm not going to put it up for Christ's sake.
Screw that.
All right?
Screw you.
I couldn't.
I couldn't accept that kind of rejection.
I'm going to be honest with you.
I could not accept that kind of rejection.
Jesus Christ, man.
Once again, what's with this broke back, broke dick nickel back, man?
What the hell's going on, man?
Is this the new Rick roll here?
Jesus Christ.
Look at these people.
I want the engineers on.
Shut up.
Shut up.
Listen, man.
I'm not.
You people on Twitter look like, Jesus Christ, man.
You see what you've done, engineer?
You see what you've done?
You see what you've done for Christ's sake, man.
I'm the talent.
I'm the goddamn talent, not you.
You know that, right, engineer?
You know that.
Jesus Christ, you idiots on Twitter.
Shut up.
All of you idiots on Twitter, just shut your stupid, stinking salmon-smelling holes.
All right?
Jesus Christ.
Look at these people.
Look, I want the engineers.
Are you shitting me?
You've got to.
You shit!
God damn it!
You've got to be kidding me.
You have got to be kidding me.
I mean, what the hell?
I'm the talent, man.
Me, ghost.
I'm the talent.
I mean, don't you understand that?
It's me, me, ghost.
I'm the talent.
Good God, look at these twits.
Look at these Twitters, man.
Look at them.
Look at.
Give me the mic.
Look at this.
Look at this crap.
Look at this crap.
Engineer show.
Make it happen.
I'll buy the engineer's autograph.
Where's the engineer's inner circle?
I'm pretty good!
You son of a bitches, man.
Each and every one of you, you sons of bitches.
You sons of bitches, man.
Oh, my God.
I can't believe this crap.
I can't believe you idiots want the engineer's autograph.
Give me the mic.
Give me the mic.
All right, assholes.
All right.
You want the engineer's autograph?
Huh?
You want the engineer's autograph?
All right.
I'll give you the goddamn.
Hey, engineer, you're staying up late tonight.
You're working overtime.
You're signing freaking autographs.
Do you understand me?
You're assigning autographs all night tonight, son of a bitch.
And look, even if you are signing autographs tonight, engineer, I can almost guarantee you that only a few of these pricks are going to freak buy yours.
And look, I'm not going to price them.
I'm going to price like $12.
$12 for the engineer's autograph.
And on top of which, you'll get to see what the engineer looks like, too.
How do you like that?
How do you like all that?
$12 autograph for the engineer, for Christ's sake.
Or $13.
Make it $13.
$13 is a better number.
And look, if you assholes literally, if you idiots buy more than the engineer, man, I don't know if I'm going to come back.
I'm serious.
That would be the ultimate disrespect.
I mean, that's literally flushing the freaking eight years that I have done broadcasting down the goddamn tubes.
All the over 1,300 hours that I've given you people of my life, of my life, it would be flushed down the toilet.
It would be flushed down the toilet.
So look, I don't think it's going to happen.
I'm actually pretty confident it isn't.
But by God, if it does, man, I'm going to be sincerely embarrassed.
I'm going to be sincerely embarrassed for myself, for my show, for all the content.
You know, I mean, Jesus Christ, I might even let the engineer host for a day or something.
I don't think it's going to happen.
I mean, I got tens of thousands of fans throughout the world.
All right?
Throughout the world.
All right, $13 for the freaking engineer.
All right, $30 for his autograph.
All right, $13.
And then, you know what you'll do?
You'll get to see what the engineer looks like on top of that.
We'll leave a picture of the engineer as well.
All right?
How you like that?
And let me tell you, engineer, there's only going to be about 10 people, 12 people that are serious about this.
You do not have a big fan base.
Please understand this, okay?
You do not have a big fan base.
I'm the talent, man.
I'm the talent.
This show belongs to me.
It's true capitalist radio hosted by ghosts, scumbags!
Oh, Jesus Christ, man.
I'm not...
I'm not kidding around, man.
I'm not joking around.
I'm not kidding around.
Look at these people.
They already want.
Look at this.
Where can I get the autograph?
You've got to be kidding me.
You've got to be kidding me.
Man, screw you people.
All right, that's it.
You want the engineer's autograph.
All right, you want the engineer.
All right, engineer, you're staying here late night tonight.
You're autographing crap.
You night.
You nice.
You're autographing crap all night tonight.
Do you understand that, boy?
I mean, you think you got friends.
You think you got fans for Christ's sake?
I'm going to show you these people do not care.
These people do not care about you.
I can't believe you people can turn on me like this, man.
I can't believe you people can turn on me.
I mean, I thought you were my fans.
I thought y'all were my fans for Christ's sake, man.
I mean, I.
I don't know.
I don't know, for Christ's sake.
You know, I'm.
I'm at a loss for words here, man.
I mean, look, I'm at a very bad part of my life, obviously.
Look, I'm great financially.
I mean, money ain't a problem.
You see, my dough is like, whoa, all right?
But I'm living in a freaking, I don't know what San Hambonio of a city out here.
And I'm stuck here for six months.
I'm out here trying to get Donald Trump elected.
I mean, you've got somebody over here out here in San Antonio that broke into the Donald Trump headquarters in San Antonio for Christ's sake, man.
Oh, my God.
Let me tell you something, man.
Look, I'm going to go.
I'm going to go because this is really depressing.
This is an insult to me, man.
I mean, I have given you idiots 1,300 hours of my life, and you people want the freaking engineer's autograph.
I mean, do you understand what that?
That's a demoralization to me.
I mean, I hurt my feelings, man.
I'm serious, man.
I mean, you hear the passion.
All right, you hear the fury for Christ's sake, man.
I mean, and you people are backstabbing me, man.
You're backstabbing me.
I thought you were my fans.
I thought you were listening to me.
I thought you actually cared about my show.
I mean, that's not my engineer.
I thought y'all cared.
I thought y'all gave a crap.
And you don't.
You don't care.
You don't care about me.
Look, folks, I got to get out of here, man.
This really hurt my feelings.
I'm really pissed off about this.
I can't believe you people.
And look, they're tweeting like hell that they want the engineer's autograph.
Look, please stop it already, alright?
Seriously.
All right?
Just stop it.
Just stop it for Christ's sake, man.
Look at them.
Look at them.
I can't wait for the engineer.
I'm going to buy four of them.
I mean, this is just messed up.
I'm serious.
This is messed up.
I feel like I've been backstabbed.
I feel like my fans are a bunch of Indian givers, man.
I mean, I can't believe.
I'm in shock.
Every day, every damn day, every day, you just never fail to shock me even more and more.
And you're supposed to be my fans, man.
You're supposed to be my fans.
I mean, what have I been doing for eight years?
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What have I been doing for 1,300 hours?
And y'all don't even respect me.
Y'all don't even care.
Y'all don't even care.
I mean, look at these people on Twitter.
What are they going to say?
I mean, good God, they want the engineer's autograph.
They want the engineer's autograph.
Good.
Damn it.
I mean, this hurts my feelings, man.
This is just, this is just bad.
This is horrible.
I mean, folks, you don't understand.
1,300 hours of my life, man.
1,300 hours.
And this is what I'm getting.
I'm getting non-stop tweets.
Oh, I want the NBA autograph.
When is it going on sale?
I want it.
Man, man, man.
Oh, my God.
Jesus Christ, man.
I can't believe this, man.
I cannot believe.
Jesus Christ.
I mean, give me the mic.
I mean, look at this.
Look at this.
Look at it.
But the engineer is so mysterious to the show.
I'm such a fan.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm going to buy 10 engineer autographs.
Are you shitting me?
You've got to be shitting me.
You've got to be fucking shitting me.
Excuse my French.
And shut up.
I'm not crying.
Shut up.
Shut up.
I'm not crying for Christ's sake.
Just shut up.
You son of a bitch.
Just shut up.
I'm getting the hell out of here, folks.
I can't believe.
You know, this is just.
I mean, I think y'all went overboard this time, man.
You know, you're spitting in my face, is what you people are doing.
You know what I mean?
You people are spitting in my face.
And shut up.
I'm not crying, man.
Just shut up, all right?
Just shut up.
I'm not crying for Christ's sake.
I just poked myself in the eye.
Shut up.
Just shut up.
I'm getting the hell out of here, man.
I can't believe it.
I just, you know, I can't believe you people.
You people have ruined my, not only have you ruined my Taco Tuesday, I think you've ruined my ambition to do this show anymore, man.
I think you've ruined my ambition to do this show.
I mean, what am I doing this for, man?
What am I doing this for?
I'm giving you 1,300 hours and you people don't even give a shit.
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