True Capitalist Radio - September 16th, 2016 True Capitalist Radio Hosted By Ghost EP 353
Aired: 2016-09-16
Duration: 02:05:35


=== Extending The Show (09:31) ===

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[00:00:28]  Compromise elsewhere.
[00:00:30]  Love talk radio.
[00:00:45]  This is True Capitalist Radio.
[00:00:47]  True Capitalist Radio.
[00:00:50]  I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
[00:00:55]  The badass of business.
[00:00:57]  Give him capitalism or give him death.
[00:00:59]  That's it, period.
[00:01:01]  Broadcasting from his skylight office studios in beautiful downtown Austin, Texas.
[00:01:05]  You sound fruitier than a box of fruit loops, for Christ's sake.
[00:01:09]  And now, he'll take it from here.
[00:01:11]  Your host, the prognosticator of prognosticators, the man they call...
[00:01:16]  Go Me.
[00:01:31]  That's right.
[00:01:32]  It's Baller Friday.
[00:01:37]  What's going on, folks?
[00:01:39]  And thank you for tuning in with me to another edition of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
[00:01:48]  And of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
[00:01:54]  And once again, folks, I want to thank you very much for tuning in with me on this BALR Friday.
[00:02:00]  This is episode number 353 for all the folks that are keeping track of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
[00:02:07]  And before we get into anything else, I'd like for everybody to please spread it around like wildfire and let everybody know that True Capitalist Radio is in effect and in the house.
[00:02:19]  And we are live, baby, every Monday through Friday, 4 p.m. Central Standard Time, right here on the official website of the True Capitalist Radio Show.
[00:02:31]  It is blogtalkradio.com/slash ghost.
[00:02:36]  That's blogtalkradio.com slash ghost.
[00:02:41]  And of course, folks, if you haven't already done so, please follow me on Twitter.
[00:02:46]  The Twitter name to follow, folks, is PoliticsGhost.
[00:02:50]  All one word, no underscores.
[00:02:53]  Politics Ghost is the name to follow.
[00:02:55]  Now, I want to be completely honest with you here, man.
[00:03:00]  I feel, I don't really feel very well today.
[00:03:02]  I feel a little ill, to say the least.
[00:03:05]  You know, I think I've been burning the candle on both ends.
[00:03:07]  You know, I've been doing a lot of things as of late, not only in my personal life, but as it relates to this show.
[00:03:14]  And I think it's weighing on me a little bit.
[00:03:16]  I'm telling you this right now, and I don't feel crisp here.
[00:03:19]  You know what I mean?
[00:03:21]  I don't really feel that crisp right now, to be completely honest with you, man.
[00:03:26]  I'm not feeling this hard-ass Baller Friday.
[00:03:29]  You know what I'm talking about?
[00:03:30]  And look, I just think that I'm just pulling myself at both ends.
[00:03:36]  Remember, I'm making this transition, you know, from Austin to old San Anton, the home of the Texas martyrs.
[00:03:44]  You know what I'm talking about?
[00:03:45]  I got all kinds of things going on as it relates to my own businesses and my own financial situation that it's very good, as a matter of fact.
[00:03:52]  But the problem is, is that when things go good, it relates to your finances.
[00:03:58]  That's more problems come March, April time as it relates to taxes and how you're going to be able to tax plan and that sort of thing.
[00:04:07]  FYI, one of the keys to wealth and not only attaining wealth, but to sustain it is tax planning.
[00:04:16]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:04:18]  So anyway, folks, I just, you know, I'm doing all this stuff with the show here.
[00:04:22]  You know what I mean?
[00:04:23]  I'm doing a lot of stuff with a show going on here.
[00:04:25]  You know, I just, I'm just burning the candle at both ends here.
[00:04:29]  So if I sound like a little bit distant or a little bit incoherent or if I do kind of Bell's palsy Hillary Clinton dozing off into thin air session, it's because of that.
[00:04:44]  I don't have Parkinson's.
[00:04:46]  I don't have, I'm just, you know, I'm just burning the candle at both ends, baby.
[00:04:49]  You understand what I'm saying?
[00:04:51]  As a matter of fact, you know what?
[00:04:52]  Give me a drink.
[00:04:53]  I think that's what I'm missing.
[00:04:54]  I haven't drank today.
[00:04:56]  I'll be honest with you.
[00:04:56]  I have not drank anything today.
[00:04:59]  So maybe that's the problem.
[00:05:00]  Maybe that's my body's kicking my ass saying, hey, we need some fuel daddy.
[00:05:05]  We need fuel.
[00:05:06]  Give us some fuel, daddy.
[00:05:09]  Anyway, let me go ahead and take a swig of this Johnny Walker Balloon label.
[00:05:15]  Oh, yeah.
[00:05:18]  That's right, folks.
[00:05:19]  Anyway, I want to say happy Baller Friday to everybody.
[00:05:25]  I want to say Happy Baller Friday to the Capitalist Army.
[00:05:29]  Happy Baller Friday to the Trump train.
[00:05:32]  And, of course, Happy Baller Friday to the inner circle.
[00:05:34]  And everybody else, I want to say cheers to everybody out there.
[00:05:37]  It's a capitalist revolution.
[00:05:39]  We've got to keep pushing forward, baby.
[00:05:41]  We've got to keep pushing forward.
[00:05:43]  So I want to say cheers to you, baby.
[00:05:45]  Cheers.
[00:05:49]  Well, that's a little better here.
[00:05:51]  You see, you just got to take a little sip of that.
[00:05:54]  Just take a little sip of old grandpa's old cough medicine.
[00:05:58]  Everything's better.
[00:05:59]  Everything's goddamn better for Christ's sake.
[00:06:03]  Anyway, folks, this is a Baller Friday.
[00:06:05]  What we're going to do is we're going to open up the phone lines right now.
[00:06:09]  And we're just going to go ahead and talk about whatever you want to discuss here.
[00:06:12]  There's a lot of things in the news.
[00:06:14]  You want to talk about Donald Trump?
[00:06:16]  You want to talk about the DNC leaks?
[00:06:17]  You want to talk about any.
[00:06:18]  You want some relationship advice.
[00:06:20]  You know, talk about whatever it is that you want to talk about.
[00:06:24]  I want to hear from you right now.
[00:06:26]  And look, I know we got the phone lines jammed.
[00:06:29]  And secondly, folks, I'm telling you right now, I know I was going to debut the three-hour show today.
[00:06:36]  Unfortunately, that's not going to be a possibility because, man, I just physically can't do it.
[00:06:43]  I mean, you have to understand, I am literally moving out of Austin, Texas this weekend.
[00:06:48]  As of this weekend, I am no longer based in Austin, Texas.
[00:06:51]  And that within itself is a big pain in the ass.
[00:06:55]  And then on top of that, folks, I got a lot of stuff to do, man.
[00:06:58]  Got out of my plate, baby.
[00:06:59]  You understand what I'm saying?
[00:07:01]  I got out of my plate up in here.
[00:07:04]  So anyway, folks, my apologies on that.
[00:07:08]  I will try with everything within my physical power to extend the show into a post-third hour, post-show edition, third hour.
[00:07:17]  But man, I mean, I'm just telling you, I'm just burning the candle at both ends.
[00:07:21]  I'm just, Jesus Christ, man.
[00:07:26]  Man, I'm telling you, I'm sorry, folks.
[00:07:28]  I'm just, I'm a one-man operation out here, baby.
[00:07:32]  I'm a one-man operation, for Christ's sake.
[00:07:37]  Oh, my God.
[00:07:38]  Anyway, for Christ's sake, look, let's just move on here.
[00:07:44]  And look, as far as the contest is concerned, folks, we've had some great entries.
[00:07:50]  I'm going to extend the contest an extra week.
[00:07:53]  I've been getting a lot of people from the inner circle and people from the capitalist army that definitely want an extension because they, you know, it takes a little time to edit.
[00:08:03]  And, you know, I don't really, I guess I don't really appreciate the nuances of that very much.
[00:08:07]  So I get it.
[00:08:09]  It takes a little bit of time to be creative in the editing process to, you know, make some kind of video and so on and so forth.
[00:08:16]  So I get it.
[00:08:17]  There's a lot of content to go over in the archive, so on and so forth.
[00:08:21]  So look, I want to say, first of all, thank you to the three submissions that have already been submitted.
[00:08:29]  Beautiful submissions.
[00:08:31]  One of them is, I think I forgot the guy's name.
[00:08:35]  I think it's I think it's a bogey account that he put it on, but I forgot his name.
[00:08:41]  I think Watch Your Mouth or something like that, or Watch What You Say or something like that.
[00:08:46]  Then there's Cuck Lives Matter.
[00:08:49]  And then there's the collaboration with Jimmy Capitalist and Yorkshire Capitalist.
[00:08:55]  So, you know, these are great submissions.
[00:08:58]  And I want to say, look, I'm going to extend it another week here.
[00:09:01]  That's what I'll do.
[00:09:02]  All right.
[00:09:03]  I'm going to extend it another week.
[00:09:05]  These are great submissions.
[00:09:06]  And not only that, probably around Thursday, what I'm going to do is I'm going to put these I'm going to put these up on a Twitter poll and I'm going to give the people a little bit of a little bit of a count on the vote on this particular subject matter.
[00:09:27]  All right.
[00:09:28]  So anyway, Jesus Christ.
[00:09:30]  I'm sorry, folks.

=== Fruity Ass Hipster Bars (06:50) ===

[00:09:31]  I'm a little tired, man.
[00:09:33]  I mean, I'm physically, I'm not all there.
[00:09:37]  I'm serious.
[00:09:38]  I'm just not all there.
[00:09:40]  I'm a little tired for Christ's sake.
[00:09:41]  And the bad part about it is I just can't go to sleep here.
[00:09:44]  I got a lot of crap to do this evening.
[00:09:47]  I got a whole weekend of transition rigamaroo.
[00:09:52]  Then I got to get settled in San Antonio for Christ's sake.
[00:09:55]  I'm a little anxious about that.
[00:09:57]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:09:58]  I've already been there a few times.
[00:10:00]  And look, with all due respect to the folks in San Antonio, is everybody a fat piece of crap?
[00:10:06]  I'm sorry.
[00:10:07]  Look, I'm not trying to hate on fat people.
[00:10:09]  Look, look, you can do what you want.
[00:10:11]  It's America.
[00:10:12]  You want to be a fat ass.
[00:10:13]  It's great.
[00:10:15]  But, folks, I've been to pretty good portions of San Antonio here just, you know, because I'm moving back and forth.
[00:10:22]  I've been there a few times already.
[00:10:26]  There is nothing but fat pieces of crap just walking around.
[00:10:31]  And it's not even that they're fat.
[00:10:32]  These are slovenly people, for Christ's sake, man.
[00:10:36]  I'm serious.
[00:10:38]  I mean, these are slovenly, disgusting people.
[00:10:42]  And look, I'm not used to this.
[00:10:44]  Look, I'm actually going to probably go and have a Rapolo's pizza and walk around 6th Street one last time.
[00:10:53]  Because in Austin, Texas, folks, I mean, everybody out here is a dime out here.
[00:10:57]  Seriously.
[00:10:58]  I mean, don't get me wrong.
[00:10:59]  You got some exceptions.
[00:11:00]  You got some riff raft coming in.
[00:11:02]  But for the most part, everybody is in pretty decent shape.
[00:11:06]  Everybody, you know, doesn't like to dress that slovenly for Christ's sake.
[00:11:10]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:11:11]  I mean, everything is just a little too hipster.
[00:11:16]  It's a little too liberal, a little too fruity.
[00:11:18]  I mean, as I stated previous, folks, there's a lot of feminine males out here in Austin, Texas.
[00:11:24]  All right.
[00:11:25]  There's a lot of, you know, feminine males out here in Austin, Texas, where they, you know, dress in these tight.
[00:11:31]  I mean, what is it with you, fruity males, that, I mean, y'all think y'all are chicks that y'all can like, you know, dress from the little boy section or some kind of crap.
[00:11:41]  I don't get it.
[00:11:42]  They wear these tight-legging jeans.
[00:11:46]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:11:47]  And anal camel toe is what they're showing off nowadays.
[00:11:52]  I guess I had enough of that.
[00:11:54]  But folks, the last few times that I've been to San Antonio, I I haven't really liked it at all.
[00:12:00]  I'm gonna be honest with the people out there.
[00:12:03]  I mean, what what a what a grease spoon city.
[00:12:07]  Look, I don't mean to judge, all right?
[00:12:09]  I'm not judging, all right?
[00:12:12]  But man, what a what a what kind of city is this?
[00:12:16]  So seriously, I've been here a few times.
[00:12:18]  I've been I mean, been there a few times, and I've been what what kind of city is this?
[00:12:22]  What is this?
[00:12:23]  What is this crap?
[00:12:26]  And to be honest with you, I'm a little stressed out about that.
[00:12:29]  The whole transition, the whole move.
[00:12:32]  I'm a little, I'm a little, uh, because look, I want to go out.
[00:12:36]  You know, I go hang out in bars.
[00:12:38]  You know, I want to go to the, you know, I don't know, where wherever the hell you hang out for Christ's sake out there.
[00:12:44]  You know what I mean?
[00:12:44]  I wanna I wanna go and and, you know, I don't commiserate with the locals, I guess.
[00:12:50]  I don't I don't know for Christ's sake.
[00:12:52]  I mean, I look, I I went to a mall out there.
[00:12:55]  I mean, what the hell am I getting myself into, man?
[00:12:58]  What what a bunch of fat, disgusting, slovenly people.
[00:13:04]  I mean, is everybody just okay with just being a fat, slovenly piece of garbage out there?
[00:13:11]  And look, people from San Antonio, I don't mean you I'm not saying everybody was a fat piece of crap, but look, the majority of people that I saw out there were just disgusting, you know, pizza stains on the shirt, you know, just flip-flops, you know, just walking around, you know, showing off their cankles, frayed out jeans for Christ's sake.
[00:13:35]  I mean, just the most disgusting, filthy pieces of trash that I think that I've ever seen.
[00:13:41]  And look, unfortunately, I got to live there for a little bit at least, all right?
[00:13:45]  I leased my place out for about six months, so I got to be there for at least six months, all right?
[00:13:51]  So if I don't like it, then I'm getting a hell.
[00:13:53]  You know what?
[00:13:53]  If I don't like it even in that six months, I'll still pay for the place that I've got and then move somewhere else because I'm not if it just becomes unbearable, I'm going somewhere else.
[00:14:03]  I'm serious.
[00:14:03]  I'm not joking around.
[00:14:05]  All right.
[00:14:06]  I'm sorry I'm venting here, folks.
[00:14:08]  I'm serious.
[00:14:08]  I've got a lot on my plate here.
[00:14:09]  I got a lot to think about.
[00:14:11]  There's a lot of my mind out here.
[00:14:14]  You know, I don't, Jesus Christ, man.
[00:14:18]  And you idiots out there on Twitter, it's not the freaking butter asshole, all right?
[00:14:27]  Jesus Christ.
[00:14:28]  Oh, man, that sucks.
[00:14:30]  A top guy, oh, man, he just tweeted at me saying, yeah, San Antonio is Walmart tear fat everywhere.
[00:14:38]  Oh, Jesus.
[00:14:44]  Damn it.
[00:14:45]  What what did I get myself into here, man?
[00:14:51]  What did I get myself into, man?
[00:14:53]  I just oh, Jesus Christ.
[00:14:56]  I just wanted to get ready.
[00:14:57]  I just wanted to get away from these freaking hipsters.
[00:15:00]  I wanted to get away from these liberals.
[00:15:02]  This is a liberal hellhole in Austin, Texas, man.
[00:15:08]  Oh, my God.
[00:15:10]  I just want to get r away from the liberals for a little bit, man.
[00:15:13]  I'm sick of them.
[00:15:14]  I'm tired of them.
[00:15:15]  Look, come here, man.
[00:15:16]  Come here.
[00:15:18]  I'm going to be completely honest with you, folks.
[00:15:20]  I mean, if I stay in Austin, Texas for another, like, couple of months, I literally will probably start going into, you know, fruity ass hipster bars and just start punching people in the mouth.
[00:15:30]  I'm not kidding around.
[00:15:31]  I'm just I'm it's unbearable out here.
[00:15:34]  It's unbearable.
[00:15:35]  I can't stand it.
[00:15:36]  All right.
[00:15:37]  I can't stand it.
[00:15:39]  But then I go down to San Antonio and it's obvious that everybody out there is a i is a third rate porker and you know just stumbling around, you know, showing off cankles.
[00:15:52]  I mean, Jesus Christ, man.
[00:15:56]  Oh, my God.
[00:15:57]  I'm now, what the hell am I doing?
[00:15:59]  You see all this garbage I got in my mind here, man, huh?
[00:16:04]  You see, you see all this garbage that I've got going on in my mind for Christ's sake.
[00:16:09]  I mean, good God, Jesus.
[00:16:16]  Man.
[00:16:19]  You know, it's just you're you do too much.
[00:16:21]  You know what I mean?

=== Too Much Mental Capacity (14:44) ===

[00:16:22]  I mean, I'm doing the show.
[00:16:24]  And look, folks, during the day, man, I'm making money, baby.
[00:16:26]  You understand what I'm saying?
[00:16:28]  I mean, I'm hopping around.
[00:16:29]  I'm on the phones.
[00:16:30]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:16:31]  I'm on the net for Christ's sake.
[00:16:33]  I'm shorting.
[00:16:33]  I'm trading.
[00:16:35]  I'm on every capacity that you could possibly imagine as it relates to obtaining capital is what I'm doing.
[00:16:43]  All right?
[00:16:45]  All right, seriously.
[00:16:48]  And then you got all those synapses, and then you got this show where I got a bunch of goddamn troll terrorists and cyber vermin that make my life a living hell for two hours, and now they want to make it three hours a day for Christ's sake.
[00:17:05]  Oh my God.
[00:17:07]  You know, especially after yesterday, you scumbags.
[00:17:10]  All right?
[00:17:10]  You sons of bitches with these body pillows and the freaking Donald Trump butt plugs.
[00:17:18]  You people that were tweeting that at me.
[00:17:20]  I mean, how am I supposed to, I mean, it's just a lot to take in, man.
[00:17:27]  It's a lot, man.
[00:17:28]  It's a lot to take in.
[00:17:30]  I just, I got a lot of my mind right now.
[00:17:32]  I got a lot.
[00:17:36]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[00:17:37]  Give me my drink, please.
[00:17:39]  Give me my goddamn drink.
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[00:18:13]  Now at the deli.
[00:18:14]  Compromise elsewhere.
[00:18:18]  Oh my God, man.
[00:18:20]  I'm just, it's too much, man.
[00:18:22]  I think I'm doing too much here.
[00:18:26]  I'm doing too much.
[00:18:28]  I might start breaking down.
[00:18:29]  Oh, you son of a bitch, somebody just, a freaking Johnny Walker Blue Label body pillow, you son of a bitch!
[00:18:38]  Leave me alone!
[00:18:40]  Leave me alone!
[00:18:43]  Oh, God!
[00:18:46]  A Johnny Walker blue label body pillow.
[00:18:50]  You know, I've had enough of it.
[00:18:51]  You see, you see this?
[00:18:52]  This is the kind of garbage I'm talking about right here.
[00:18:55]  This, this, what I'm looking at right now on Twitter, right in front of my very eyes, this is what I'm talking about.
[00:19:01]  This is what I'm saying, man.
[00:19:02]  This is what I'm saying.
[00:19:05]  Every day I'm subjected to this type of crap.
[00:19:08]  It's crap.
[00:19:11]  Oh, good God, man.
[00:19:14]  Oh.
[00:19:21]  Oh, my God.
[00:19:22]  A Johnny Walker blue label body pillow?
[00:19:27]  Who comes up with this garbage?
[00:19:29]  I mean, Jesus Christ, bro.
[00:19:34]  Oh.
[00:19:39]  You see, it's already starting off to a bad ball or Friday.
[00:19:42]  You see, I had a bad feeling.
[00:19:44]  You know, I almost, I was called in today for this show.
[00:19:47]  I want to be completely honest with you.
[00:19:49]  All right?
[00:19:50]  I almost called in.
[00:19:52]  I'm not.
[00:19:56]  I almost called in.
[00:20:01]  But, man.
[00:20:05]  Oh, my God.
[00:20:08]  Hey, boomie.
[00:20:09]  Thanks, man.
[00:20:10]  I'm glad everybody who's celebrating Baller Friday with me, thank you very much.
[00:20:14]  I appreciate it, man.
[00:20:16]  Jesus Christ.
[00:20:17]  I'm glad there's some people that are actually listening.
[00:20:20]  They're not trying to antagonize me into, I don't know, what are we all doing?
[00:20:25]  Why are y'all doing this to me?
[00:20:28]  Why are you all doing this to me, man?
[00:20:33]  Why are you all doing this to me?
[00:20:38]  I give you all the internet crowd that listens to me.
[00:20:42]  I give you hours, hours.
[00:20:45]  We're way over 1,300 hours of my life that I've given to you people.
[00:20:56]  What do you want?
[00:21:00]  Good God, man.
[00:21:01]  Look, don't.
[00:21:02]  No more pillows or.
[00:21:07]  Come on, man.
[00:21:09]  It's like my last weekend in Austin.
[00:21:14]  You know what?
[00:21:16]  You all keep this up, man.
[00:21:18]  I'm getting the hell out of here.
[00:21:18]  I'm serious.
[00:21:19]  I'm not kidding around here.
[00:21:20]  I'm not joking around.
[00:21:23]  I'm not joking around.
[00:21:24]  Y'all keep this crap up.
[00:21:25]  I'm getting the hell.
[00:21:36]  I'm not even going to go with it.
[00:21:37]  Give me the mic.
[00:21:40]  Look, I'm not really feeling very well, folks.
[00:21:43]  I'm serious.
[00:21:44]  I am not going to deal with this for a whole episode of this.
[00:21:49]  I can't.
[00:21:51]  I'm not joking around.
[00:21:52]  I mean, you people are disgusting.
[00:21:54]  I mean, you people are making me sick.
[00:21:56]  You're making me question whether or not I should even continue this broadcast if we've got this many sickos listening to me.
[00:22:04]  Now, you know, maybe I should analyze that for a second.
[00:22:09]  You know, what am I doing?
[00:22:12]  What is it?
[00:22:12]  What kind of content am I conveying that is attracting such mental waste, complete deviant, degenerate derelicts?
[00:22:23]  I mean, what is it that I'm doing that is attracting these types of sicko psychopaths?
[00:22:29]  I'm just trying to figure that out in my head right now.
[00:22:33]  I'm trying to figure that out because now I'm trying to second-guess my whole modus operandi relating to this show because, I mean, don't get me wrong.
[00:22:44]  I know all of you aren't, you know, a bunch of troll terrorists and cyber vermin, but good Lord, good Lord, with the amount that just seems to be attracted to this broadcast.
[00:22:57]  I just don't get it.
[00:22:58]  Why?
[00:22:58]  Why?
[00:23:02]  I mean, seriously, I don't understand what is it.
[00:23:09]  I mean, do I have to go away for a minute or something?
[00:23:12]  Because I got to reanalyze.
[00:23:14]  I got to reanalyze everything in my life, to be honest with you.
[00:23:18]  You know, this show, it's a real IO.
[00:23:21]  This whole pillow garbage and all the butt plugs and all this garbage.
[00:23:24]  It's made me open my eyes to what kind of sicko psychotic pieces of low-grade trash that is potentially listening to me on a consistent basis, man.
[00:23:35]  And you know what's unfortunate is that they are obviously failing, you know, failing to take and comprehend the substance that I'm putting forth here on this broadcast.
[00:23:49]  All right, I mean, I'm putting it forth on this broadcast, and I just don't understand that, okay, look, you like going, and I like Radio Graffiti, I like the Twitter shout out.
[00:24:03]  But you mean to tell me that none of the substance can penetrate that stupid, uh, calcified brain of yours?
[00:24:11]  Huh?
[00:24:13]  I just it's just disheartening, to say the least.
[00:24:17]  All right, it's very disheartening.
[00:24:21]  And that's why, you know, you know, these elites that everybody, you know, is pretty much fighting against, this is the case they make to themselves.
[00:24:32]  That's why they can be so evil.
[00:24:33]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:24:34]  That's why they can be so wicked.
[00:24:37]  You know, they look at beings like this that are doing this to me here.
[00:24:41]  They're like, look at these people.
[00:24:42]  Look at them.
[00:24:42]  They're sick.
[00:24:44]  They have no idea what they're doing.
[00:24:47]  You know what you guys are that are doing this?
[00:24:49]  I'll tell you what you are.
[00:24:50]  You're like those little weasels in that movie Roger Rabbit.
[00:24:54]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:24:55]  Remember those little weasels that all you had to do was make them laugh.
[00:24:59]  And if you made them laugh, they were just so stupid, idiot.
[00:25:02]  They'd have a gun to your head or something and just make them laugh and then just continue to make them laugh and then they would laugh themselves to death because they were just a bunch of idiot weasels.
[00:25:11]  You know, I mean, that's literally what many of the people that are out here doing this, that's what you are.
[00:25:19]  Seriously.
[00:25:21]  And I hope that penetrates your head, man, because I'm serious.
[00:25:25]  You know, you know the funny part about it is that aside from all this stupid trolling and what these idiots think they're doing, there are people in the world that apply what these trolls are doing to me right now, which is, you know, you know what they do.
[00:25:43]  But there are people out here that are applying this type of mental capacity into people's regular everyday lives.
[00:25:51]  People are partaking in this type of sick, sadistic, ridiculous mentality in people's workplaces, in people's families, in people's jobs.
[00:26:03]  You know, you understand what I'm saying.
[00:26:06]  These people, this is how individuals get by in life.
[00:26:12]  I mean, it's sick.
[00:26:14]  And to be honest with you, folks, I think, I mean, when I talk about college classes being, you know, being taught about this particular broadcast, I'm not talking about because of me.
[00:26:30]  I'm talking about the type of vile, disgusting, twisted, ridiculous, man-childish, pathetic, useless, time-wasting, trolling and cyber verminism that sustains itself through this show.
[00:26:50]  And very seldomly through that lot of folks, there are some folks that realize that, hey, Ghost is right.
[00:26:57]  What the hell am I?
[00:26:59]  Seriously, what is it?
[00:27:01]  What am I here?
[00:27:03]  What am I doing?
[00:27:04]  What am I accomplishing here?
[00:27:07]  And you're accomplishing nothing.
[00:27:11]  So, and look, I've got some people saying I should take the month off.
[00:27:15]  You know what?
[00:27:15]  I'm thinking about it.
[00:27:17]  I'm serious.
[00:27:19]  I'm thinking about it.
[00:27:20]  I'm thinking about taking a month off, seriously.
[00:27:22]  I don't know what I'm going to do because I just, it's disturbing to me that they're like these sick sexual deviants that are listening to my broadcast.
[00:27:34]  And there's something, there's something very disturbing about that, man.
[00:27:40]  I don't particularly like it.
[00:27:43]  Seriously.
[00:27:44]  I think that there's something wrong with that.
[00:27:46]  I don't think that I should continue to feed that appetite of deviant behavior.
[00:27:51]  Now, look, I'm not trying to sound like a conservative here because remember, I was just talking about yesterday, you know, make America screw again.
[00:28:00]  But in my personal opinion, I just think that, you know, this is just, this is the kind of mental capacity that I don't want to appease.
[00:28:07]  You know what I mean?
[00:28:08]  This is the kind of man, I mean, sick, demented behavior that is not, is that something that I want people to continue to think they can go on in life and maintain.
[00:28:22]  Now, regardless of what I do, I'll still keep in contact with the inner circle, of course.
[00:28:29]  But once again, I don't know what I'm going to do, man.
[00:28:33]  I'm under a lot of stress here.
[00:28:34]  I can feel it physically, you know.
[00:28:39]  But to be completely honest with you, I definitely do not want to continue to appease the appetite of sick sexual deviants.
[00:28:50]  As a matter of fact, I think sick sexual deviants that actually get off on doing this type of man, really sick trolling.
[00:28:59]  I think these people belong in like sexual predator databases, as far as I'm concerned.
[00:29:06]  I'm serious, man.
[00:29:07]  I am all for sexual predator databases.
[00:29:10]  All right.
[00:29:10]  I'm serious.
[00:29:11]  I'm not kidding around.
[00:29:13]  But, man, I'm just sick of it, man.
[00:29:17]  All right.
[00:29:18]  I'm sick of it.
[00:29:19]  What's going on to pipes, man?
[00:29:20]  How you doing, man?
[00:29:23]  Jesus Christ.
[00:29:24]  People are saying I should take away Radio Graffiti.
[00:29:26]  People say I should take away Twitter shoutouts.
[00:29:29]  You know what I mean?
[00:29:30]  Oh, my God.
[00:29:31]  Anyway, folks, I'm just...
[00:29:40]  Let me go ahead and get another drink here, and we'll take some calls.
[00:29:51]  All right.
[00:29:51]  I'm pretty sure it's going to be a pathetic sight anyway, so let's just go ahead and get to it.
[00:29:59]  You know, I'm sorry.
[00:30:01]  I'm not really in the mood for this crap today.
[00:30:03]  I'm not.
[00:30:04]  I don't really feel good.
[00:30:05]  I really don't, man.
[00:30:08]  Anyway, let's take some callers.
[00:30:10]  As a matter of fact, clear out some of these lines, did you?
[00:30:12]  Clear out these lines.
[00:30:15]  Clear them out.
[00:30:19]  Anyway, let's go ahead and take some callers here.
[00:30:21]  I think we got the Teutonic Plague in the house.
[00:30:23]  Are you there, Teutonic?
[00:30:24]  How are you doing, man?
[00:30:26]  Right here, Ghost.
[00:30:27]  I'm sorry you're feeling this way, man.
[00:30:29]  Jesus Christ.
[00:30:32]  You're talking all this stuff about San Antonio, Texas, or as I tweeted at you, calling it San Hambone, Texas.
[00:30:40]  San Hambone.
[00:30:43]  I mean, well, that.
[00:30:45]  I got that to worry about, then whatever my own situation is in my personal life, then I got these trolls, and I got the show.
[00:30:52]  I mean, it's a lot of my plate here.
[00:30:55]  And then, you know, yesterday's episode, and even today, look, they're still tweeting at me these disgusting, pathetic, look, there's a body pillow with the Miller High Life bottle on it.
[00:31:04]  I mean, it's a sick.

=== Trolls And Body Pillows (16:00) ===

[00:31:06]  I'm tired of it.
[00:31:08]  I'm tired of it.
[00:31:10]  So am I. There's even a freaking Trump body pillow.
[00:31:14]  I'm sorry to have to bring this up, ghost.
[00:31:16]  I'm sorry to have had to tweet that at you, but I had to, you know, illustrate, you know, Rule 34 says if it exists, there's porn of it.
[00:31:23]  Well, Rule 35 must say then that if it exists, there's a fucking body pillow of it.
[00:31:29]  I'm sorry to be the bearer of this horrible, bad, disgusting news, ghost, but it needs to be said, man.
[00:31:36]  I'm sorry.
[00:31:37]  Oh, man.
[00:31:38]  Hey, hey, stay on the line there, Plague.
[00:31:40]  I appreciate the insight here.
[00:31:43]  This is just getting pathetic, man.
[00:31:44]  I'm tired of it, man.
[00:31:45]  I'm tired of this crap.
[00:31:48]  I'm tired of it, man.
[00:31:51]  Oh, my God.
[00:31:52]  Oh, yeah.
[00:31:52]  A body pillow of Alex Jones, for Christ's sake.
[00:31:56]  Oh, my God.
[00:31:58]  A body pillow with a pair of balls on it?
[00:32:01]  You son of a...
[00:32:02]  Oh, my God!
[00:32:22]  I think I'm going to freaking end this broadcast.
[00:32:24]  I'm sick.
[00:32:25]  I do want to end it.
[00:32:26]  You know what?
[00:32:27]  I don't need this crap.
[00:32:29]  I'm not, I don't need this crap, man.
[00:32:32]  I don't even need to be here.
[00:32:34]  I don't need to be here.
[00:32:39]  Man, seriously, stop.
[00:32:41]  Stop, man.
[00:32:42]  Seriously, stop.
[00:32:48]  Please stop, man.
[00:32:56]  Give me the mic.
[00:32:59]  Jesus Christ, man.
[00:33:04]  I'm tired of it.
[00:33:06]  Do you understand me?
[00:33:07]  I am tired.
[00:33:12]  Tire of this garbage.
[00:33:25]  Oh, my God.
[00:33:26]  And look, man, when is this going to end?
[00:33:30]  I mean, when is this garbage going to end?
[00:33:32]  I'm looking at a freaking body pillow that looks like a slab of meat.
[00:33:39]  What the fuck?
[00:33:40]  What the hell, man?
[00:33:45]  You know what, folks?
[00:33:46]  I'm sorry.
[00:33:48]  I wanted to have a nice good Baller Friday here.
[00:33:53]  But, man, this is just getting pathetic, man.
[00:33:56]  This is just getting utterly sick and pathetic.
[00:33:59]  And I don't even know.
[00:34:01]  I'm not joking.
[00:34:02]  I'm not even sure if I'm going to continue.
[00:34:04]  I don't know what's going on.
[00:34:06]  This is a big weekend for me.
[00:34:07]  I'll tell you that right now.
[00:34:09]  This is a big weekend for me.
[00:34:11]  And I don't know.
[00:34:12]  I don't know.
[00:34:13]  I don't know what I'm going to do.
[00:34:16]  I don't know what I'm going to do anymore.
[00:34:19]  I don't know what I'm going to do about this show.
[00:34:21]  I don't know what I'm going to do about Satan Tone.
[00:34:23]  I don't know what I'm going to do about anything anymore.
[00:34:25]  I don't know what I'm going to do about anything anymore for Christ's sake, man.
[00:34:29]  Jesus created all these decisions.
[00:34:31]  I've got to make all these goddamn decisions for Christ's sake when all I want to do is just kick back, have a couple of drinks, smoke some cigars for Christ's sake, and have everybody just leave me the hell alone.
[00:34:41]  That's all I want.
[00:34:43]  That's all I want.
[00:34:48]  Jesus Christ, that's all I want.
[00:34:50]  That's all I want.
[00:34:52]  But no, I can't even have a show, man.
[00:34:57]  I can't even have a show in which I am attempting to enrich the mental capacities of those that are listening to the sound of my voice.
[00:35:06]  I can't even have a show because, man, you're witnessing it.
[00:35:11]  You're looking at it.
[00:35:11]  It's sick.
[00:35:13]  All right?
[00:35:14]  It's disgusting.
[00:35:18]  Oh, my God.
[00:35:23]  Oh, my God.
[00:35:24]  I'm just, I'm so out of it, man.
[00:35:26]  I mean, seriously, I don't even have the strength right now to just.
[00:35:32]  I mean, I feel weak.
[00:35:34]  You know what I mean?
[00:35:35]  My chest feels a little heavy for Christ's sake, man.
[00:35:38]  I just, I don't feel good.
[00:35:39]  You know, I just do not feel good at all.
[00:35:45]  Jesus Christ, man.
[00:35:51]  Oh, God, man.
[00:35:53]  I'm just, I'm serious.
[00:35:54]  I'm just, I'm tired.
[00:35:55]  I'm so tired.
[00:35:57]  I'm so tired.
[00:36:00]  I'm so very goddamn tired, man.
[00:36:12]  What am I supposed to say?
[00:36:13]  What the hell am I supposed to say?
[00:36:15]  Jesus Christ, man.
[00:36:19]  What the hell am I supposed to say?
[00:36:21]  Let's call on somebody 727.
[00:36:23]  You there, man?
[00:36:25]  Hey, ghost, what's going on?
[00:36:27]  Happy Baller Friday, man.
[00:36:29]  Hey, how you doing?
[00:36:30]  Happy Baller Friday.
[00:36:31]  I wish it was happier, man, but Jesus Christ, I mean, you're witnessing it.
[00:36:35]  I mean, this is just pathetic.
[00:36:38]  Yeah, man, I know times are rough.
[00:36:40]  The same with me, but, you know, just like, well, you said to me, you know, keep your head on your shoulders.
[00:36:49]  Don't let people get to you.
[00:36:53]  Yeah, I hear.
[00:36:54]  I'm trying not to.
[00:36:55]  I'm trying.
[00:36:56]  I mean, these people are non-stop tweeting at me, body pillows.
[00:37:00]  I mean, I'm literally looking right now at a this isn't even a body pill.
[00:37:05]  I don't know if this is a body.
[00:37:06]  This is a shark body pillow where the mouth opens up and you can go into the mouth.
[00:37:10]  I mean, this is how are we going with this?
[00:37:13]  Why are people putting this much time, effort, and energy and money into buying these things?
[00:37:18]  What is this?
[00:37:21]  I'm not quite sure, man.
[00:37:23]  It's kind of weird if you think about it, you know?
[00:37:27]  Oh, my.
[00:37:28]  It's unbelievably weird, man.
[00:37:30]  It's unbelievably weird.
[00:37:33]  Oh, man.
[00:37:35]  You want to talk about something, man?
[00:37:36]  It is Baller Friday.
[00:37:38]  It's a free format edition.
[00:37:39]  I mean, Jesus Christ, go ahead, man.
[00:37:43]  I'm not really sure what to talk about.
[00:37:45]  I got more rain coming.
[00:37:47]  I believe there's another storm coming here, if I'm right.
[00:37:50]  Which is crazy to me because we just went through one like two weeks ago.
[00:37:54]  I got a community service I have to do tomorrow for ROTC, Coastal Cleanup, actually, to be back.
[00:38:02]  Yeah.
[00:38:04]  Well, that's pretty cool, man.
[00:38:05]  I'm glad that you're putting some of that energy into some ROTC.
[00:38:10]  More rain out there, huh?
[00:38:12]  Man, just take cover.
[00:38:13]  And how's everything with Grandpa Aids?
[00:38:18]  I haven't heard from him at all recently, but I'm pretty sure he's been doing good, actually.
[00:38:24]  He's, like I said, he's gone back to work.
[00:38:28]  So I'm going to guess his life is good right now, but it'll probably go downhill sometime within the next few months, which kind of sucks, you know?
[00:38:37]  It really does.
[00:38:39]  That does, you know, I mean, that's a pretty debilitating disease.
[00:38:42]  And, you know, it sucks, man.
[00:38:45]  Anyway, you want to give a shout out to anybody, man?
[00:38:47]  Yeah, sure.
[00:38:48]  Shout out to you, Ghost.
[00:38:49]  Shout out to the engineering.
[00:38:50]  Shout out to Eddie Hinkle.
[00:38:52]  And shout out to Jacob.
[00:38:55]  Hey, man.
[00:38:56]  Thank you very much, man.
[00:38:57]  I appreciate you calling in, listening.
[00:39:00]  Of course, a member of the inner circle, man.
[00:39:02]  Keep your head up.
[00:39:02]  I know that you're going through some tough times.
[00:39:05]  So keep your head up, man.
[00:39:06]  All right.
[00:39:06]  And if you need anything, if anybody needs anything in the inner circle, you can always direct message me.
[00:39:12]  Give me some time, though, because I got about 300 people direct messaging me all the time.
[00:39:16]  But I do attempt to answer each and every one of them.
[00:39:19]  That's a point about being a part of the circle, baby.
[00:39:22]  You understand?
[00:39:23]  Yeah, I'm telling you, you people that fail to join the circle, it'll be the worst financial decision you ever made in your life.
[00:39:31]  I guarantee you.
[00:39:32]  All right?
[00:39:33]  I guarantee Goddamn to you.
[00:39:35]  As a matter of fact, folks, many of the circle are taking advantage of the 35% discount that they get when they purchase anything off of ghost.market.
[00:39:47]  And of course, folks, if you go to ghost.market in your web address in your browser there, you can see that we have put on sale a personalized, autographed, personalized, I like to call it an art piece, man, because I'm physically creating each and every one of those pieces of autograph memorabilia.
[00:40:12]  All right?
[00:40:14]  And a lot of those folks are taking advantage of the 35% off.
[00:40:17]  Now, if you are a part of the inner circle and didn't take advantage of it yesterday, don't worry.
[00:40:22]  Message me around 7 or 8 o'clock this evening on the direct message on Twitter or on email if you're not on Twitter.
[00:40:31]  And I'll give you the new promo code for the percentage off for this particular product, folks.
[00:40:37]  And I'm telling you, man, I actually like it.
[00:40:41]  I draw a skull and I put capitalism or death in metallic silver acrylic.
[00:40:49]  And then I sign it with my actual signature.
[00:40:51]  That's how I write in cursive with the signature ghost.
[00:40:56]  And then I number each and every one of them.
[00:40:58]  And as a matter of fact, folks, I had no idea that I was going to have this many sold at this point in time, for Christ's sake.
[00:41:06]  I may take these down.
[00:41:08]  I mean, how many are left there, engineer?
[00:41:14]  I mean, we almost have already sold 100 in a little over, not even 24 hours.
[00:41:21]  So I think I might take a step back here because I'm going to, I don't want, this is another thing that I'm going to have to do because I don't have all of these.
[00:41:29]  I mean, I got about 100, 100-something of them.
[00:41:33]  But I didn't expect, you know, the overwhelming response for the autographed.
[00:41:38]  And like I said, I personally handcrafted each and every one of these.
[00:41:43]  So anyway, folks, I just want to let y'all know if y'all want to purchase an autograph of yours truly, handcrafted, it's there for sale.
[00:41:55]  All you got to do is put in your web address browser, all right, ghost.market, www.ghost.market.
[00:42:04]  Market.
[00:42:05]  All right?
[00:42:05]  Ghost.market.
[00:42:07]  Anyway, folks, thank you very much for tuning in with me.
[00:42:11]  I'm sorry if I sound a little distant, folks.
[00:42:14]  I really am not feeling very good.
[00:42:17]  I just don't have the energy for Christ's sake, man.
[00:42:19]  You know what I mean?
[00:42:22]  I'm serious.
[00:42:23]  I just, I don't think I have the energy for Christ's sake.
[00:42:25]  All right.
[00:42:27]  I just don't for Christ.
[00:42:29]  I don't.
[00:42:30]  Oh, Jesus.
[00:42:32]  Are you kidding me?
[00:42:34]  Somebody made a dildo out of my avatar.
[00:42:40]  God damn it.
[00:42:42]  God damn it.
[00:42:44]  Dick.
[00:42:48]  Ah, man.
[00:42:50]  Man, please, I've had enough, man.
[00:42:52]  I've had enough of this sick perversion.
[00:42:56]  I've had enough of this sick, twisted perversion, man.
[00:43:00]  Enough.
[00:43:01]  Enough is enough is enough.
[00:43:03]  Enough.
[00:43:04]  Enough.
[00:43:05]  Enough is enough is enough.
[00:43:07]  Enough.
[00:43:08]  Enough.
[00:43:08]  Enough is enough is enough.
[00:43:10]  Do you understand me?
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[00:43:45]  Oh, Jesus Christ, man.
[00:43:52]  Oh, my God.
[00:43:55]  Oh, Jesus Christ, man.
[00:44:01]  Man, what are this is going to be one of the worst bowler Fridays?
[00:44:05]  We're not even in.
[00:44:06]  We're not.
[00:44:08]  Oh, my God.
[00:44:09]  You know, give me the mic.
[00:44:11]  Good night.
[00:44:13]  You know, I'm really glad that, you know, I didn't do a third hour today.
[00:44:18]  Because, man, look, first of all, I don't have the physical energy to do it right now.
[00:44:22]  I really don't, man.
[00:44:24]  I really don't.
[00:44:25]  I'm not even in the right state of mind, if you want my personal opinion.
[00:44:28]  I think I need some rest.
[00:44:30]  You know, I need some rest and relaxation for Christ's sake.
[00:44:33]  You know, I mean, I got like synapses just smirking all up in my mind for Christ's sake.
[00:44:37]  I got so many goddamn things to think about.
[00:44:39]  I got to think about the move.
[00:44:40]  I got to think about my businesses.
[00:44:41]  I got to think about my family.
[00:44:43]  I got to think about the show.
[00:44:44]  I got to think about all this kind of crap for Christ's sake.
[00:44:46]  I mean, good God.
[00:44:51]  This is lots of y'all out of my goddamn plate, man.
[00:44:54]  I got a lot of my damn plate.
[00:44:57]  And then you got these bastards over here.
[00:44:59]  You got these son of a bitch bastards.
[00:45:03]  Give me my drink.
[00:45:04]  my drink.
[00:45:05]  These son of a bitch bastards out here.
[00:45:13]  I mean, look, look, they...
[00:45:14]  Oh, come on.
[00:45:15]  They made a pillow out of the Teutonic plague.
[00:45:19]  Oh, good God.
[00:45:24]  Damn it, man.
[00:45:29]  When is this going to end?
[00:45:30]  When is this going to all gonna end?
[00:45:32]  Please stop.
[00:45:36]  Please stop.
[00:45:40]  Oh, my God.
[00:45:46]  Oh, Jesus Christ, man.
[00:45:52]  Oh, my God.
[00:45:53]  I'm just, I don't even know what to say, man.
[00:45:58]  Oh, look.
[00:46:00]  Enough of the body problem.
[00:46:02]  Stop tweeting me body pillows.
[00:46:04]  Stop.
[00:46:05]  Stop tweeting me body pillows already.
[00:46:07]  I've had enough of this crap.
[00:46:08]  Two days.
[00:46:09]  This is the second day of this garbage.
[00:46:11]  Enough, man.
[00:46:12]  Enough of this garbage.
[00:46:13]  I do not want to see body pillows anymore.
[00:46:17]  I mean, there's something wrong with you people with this fixation on body pillows.
[00:46:22]  There's something wrong with you, man.
[00:46:27]  Jesus Christ.
[00:46:28]  Give me the mic.
[00:46:29]  Give me the mic, man.
[00:46:32]  I gotta calm down, man.
[00:46:40]  I mean, man, I don't know what to say anymore.
[00:46:43]  I really do not know what the hell to say right now.
[00:46:46]  I don't know what the hell to say.
[00:46:49]  I do not know what the hell to say.
[00:46:53]  I thought it was going to be a Grey Bowler Friday.
[00:46:55]  I thought we were going to party, you know, celebrate the week, basket our profits like most capitalists do for Christ's sake.
[00:47:01]  Little did I know that this was going to be sexual deviant theater.
[00:47:05]  You know?

=== Sick Demented Twitter Path (15:59) ===

[00:47:06]  Little did I know that this was going to be some kind of sexual deviant theater for Christ's sake, man.
[00:47:12]  Jesus Christ, I can't.
[00:47:13]  I'm just, I can't stand this crap, man.
[00:47:19]  And look, oh, yeah, here's a body pillow of a microphone.
[00:47:22]  Oh, geez.
[00:47:24]  Man, enough, man.
[00:47:26]  Enough.
[00:47:29]  I'm going to end the show, man.
[00:47:30]  I'm going to end the show, and you people can go piss off because, seriously, I'm not dealing with this anymore.
[00:47:36]  I'm not dealing with this garbage anymore, man.
[00:47:41]  Oh, my God.
[00:47:42]  And look, I've got people drawing art fan pictures of me, and they're making me look like I'm some sort of a crybaby child.
[00:47:51]  Why?
[00:47:52]  Because I don't want to view up like a sick, twisted, sexual deviant crap.
[00:47:57]  I mean, come on, man.
[00:47:58]  I mean, how am I?
[00:47:59]  How do I?
[00:48:01]  Jesus Christ, man.
[00:48:04]  I mean, I'm just sitting here trying to do a broadcast on the internet, folks, and you people are harassing me.
[00:48:10]  This is harassment.
[00:48:12]  I should call the cyber police.
[00:48:14]  I'm serious.
[00:48:15]  I'm not kidding around.
[00:48:16]  I should call the cyber police on each and every one of you people.
[00:48:20]  All right?
[00:48:22]  Jesus Christ, man.
[00:48:26]  Should call the cyber police.
[00:48:28]  Look, here's a body pillow with a cigar on it.
[00:48:31]  I mean, is this a big market here?
[00:48:34]  Seriously, is our body pillows this big of a market that they're just manufacturing these sons of bitches and people are buying them to put them in between their freaking sweaty ass legs?
[00:48:44]  Huh?
[00:48:45]  I mean, is this a big market where they're just putting anything in between their stinky leg?
[00:48:50]  I mean, Jesus Christ, man.
[00:48:54]  Oh, my God.
[00:48:58]  Now I know you guys are trolling here.
[00:48:59]  Now I know you guys are trolling.
[00:49:01]  You put Herman Sugar Cane's face on a freaking body pillow, asshole.
[00:49:06]  Herman Sugar Cane.
[00:49:07]  Get this mic out.
[00:49:10]  Get out of here, man.
[00:49:12]  Get out.
[00:49:13]  Get it the hell out of here, man.
[00:49:15]  I'm done with this garbage.
[00:49:17]  I'm so done.
[00:49:18]  I don't even know what the hell to say.
[00:49:20]  I don't know what to do.
[00:49:26]  Oh, man, my stomach's hurting now.
[00:49:29]  You know what?
[00:49:29]  My stomach's hurting for Christ's sake.
[00:49:31]  I want to puke.
[00:49:33]  I want to puke.
[00:49:39]  I want a goddamn puke, man.
[00:49:44]  Oh, Jesus Christ, man.
[00:49:47]  Look, I'm sorry, folks.
[00:49:48]  I know there's a lot of people.
[00:49:52]  I know there's a lot of people out there who, you know, enjoy listening to the broadcast because I, you know, continue to sustain the continuity.
[00:50:00]  I don't just sit there and just, you know, but I know there's dead air here.
[00:50:03]  You know, just, I just, I don't know how I'm supposed to react to this stuff.
[00:50:10]  I just, I really do not know how to react to this stuff.
[00:50:14]  I do not know how to react to this crap.
[00:50:19]  Jesus Christ, man.
[00:50:22]  Oh, my God.
[00:50:23]  Oh, look, there's a George Soros.
[00:50:25]  George Soros body pillow.
[00:50:28]  Oh, God.
[00:50:32]  Oh, God damn it, man.
[00:50:39]  I'm going to end the show, man.
[00:50:40]  I just can't do this.
[00:50:41]  I can't.
[00:50:42]  I'm sorry.
[00:50:42]  I can't do this right now.
[00:50:44]  I cannot do this right now.
[00:50:46]  I can't, man.
[00:50:47]  I can't.
[00:50:48]  I think I might have a heart attack.
[00:50:50]  All right?
[00:50:52]  I think I might have a heart attack here.
[00:50:55]  I'm serious.
[00:50:58]  I can't deal with this right now, man.
[00:51:04]  Give me the freaking.
[00:51:05]  Give me the mic.
[00:51:08]  Give me the mic.
[00:51:10]  George Soros body pillows, assholes.
[00:51:14]  Huh?
[00:51:15]  I mean, don't you know that that's the Prince of freaking darkness and you're making a big joke about it for heaven's sake, huh?
[00:51:21]  It's the Prince of freaking darkness over there, and you people are making a big joke about it.
[00:51:26]  I mean, don't you understand that?
[00:51:29]  I mean, this is the guy that literally, I mean, this is how he is.
[00:51:34]  Yes, I am George Soros.
[00:51:37]  And Donald Trump, he will not win the electoral vote, but he will win the popular vote.
[00:51:47]  But he will not win the election because it's mine.
[00:51:57]  The United States is mine.
[00:52:01]  The people are mine.
[00:52:03]  The homosexuals are mine.
[00:52:05]  Your mother's coochie is mine.
[00:52:08]  Your 50 disgusting children are mine.
[00:52:12]  The only reason that your people are still existing is because I let you live.
[00:52:18]  I let you continue to live.
[00:52:19]  But your life is mine.
[00:52:21]  Everything is mine.
[00:52:23]  The world is mine.
[00:52:26]  Because I am George Soros.
[00:52:30]  And I, each and every one of your filthy peasants, what true power.
[00:52:51]  And you're making body pillows out of the son of a bitch.
[00:52:54]  Jesus Christ.
[00:52:55]  You know what?
[00:52:56]  Let's just try to go for some Twitter shout-outs, all right?
[00:53:00]  I mean, obviously, this is going on to, this is, I don't know where this is going, all right?
[00:53:06]  I don't know where the hell this is going, for Christ's sake, but I'm sick of it.
[00:53:10]  I can tell you that right now.
[00:53:11]  I'm just done.
[00:53:12]  I'm so done.
[00:53:13]  I'm sick of this crap.
[00:53:16]  But let's see if we can't lighten up the mood a little bit with a little bit of Twitter shout-outs.
[00:53:24]  And if not, man, I think I'm getting the hell out of here.
[00:53:26]  I'm going to be honest with you.
[00:53:27]  If this Twitter shout-outs thing don't work, I'm getting out of here.
[00:53:32]  All right?
[00:53:33]  I'm not kidding around.
[00:53:34]  I'm getting the hell out of here.
[00:53:37]  All right?
[00:53:40]  Anyway, folks, do we have any Twitter shout-outs to be had there, Engineer?
[00:53:48]  All right.
[00:53:48]  Well, for you folks that are unaware how to be shouted out right here on the broadcast, all you've got to do is go to my Twitter account and retweet my first tweet that was tweeted out about 49, 50 minutes ago that states True Capitalist Radio Live.
[00:54:05]  Retweet the tweet that states True Capitalist Radio Live.
[00:54:09]  Hashtag Trump2016.
[00:54:12]  Hashtag F.
[00:54:14]  I guess.
[00:54:14]  Jesus Christ.
[00:54:15]  That just goes to show.
[00:54:16]  You see, I'm on the first one.
[00:54:18]  I misspelled birtherism.
[00:54:20]  On this one, I've got an F in there.
[00:54:22]  I mean, I've got, I mean, I'm telling you, my mind, I'm not, I'm, oh, Jesus Christ, you people just don't have any appreciation that I'm out here burning my cane like both ends, for Christ's sake.
[00:54:36]  All right.
[00:54:39]  Let me, let's go for some Twitter shout-outs, shall we?
[00:54:41]  All right.
[00:54:42]  Anyway, who do we have here?
[00:54:44]  We got windows and doors in the house.
[00:54:46]  What's going on to the chefist, man?
[00:54:48]  He's living lavish out there in the, I guess, in one of the high-class VIP terminals out there in the Las Vegas airport, man.
[00:54:57]  Much props.
[00:54:58]  We got Notorious Keck, man.
[00:55:00]  How you doing?
[00:55:01]  Who else we got?
[00:55:01]  We got Z Frostwire in the house.
[00:55:04]  Who else do we got going on over here?
[00:55:06]  Once again, retweet the first tweet on my Twitter account, and I'll give you a Twitter shout-out right here, right now, live on the broadcast.
[00:55:14]  What's going on to Corey?
[00:55:16]  What's going on to Bad Mem x86?
[00:55:18]  Hans Gooven Smith's in the place.
[00:55:21]  Who else do we got going on here?
[00:55:23]  We got Chris Vide in the house.
[00:55:24]  How are you doing, man?
[00:55:26]  We got Ghost is My Husbando.
[00:55:29]  What the hell is that, man?
[00:55:30]  Get the hell out of here with that crap.
[00:55:34]  We've got Austin Bowie, or David Bowie, Alamo Hero.
[00:55:38]  Look, I was just joking, asshole.
[00:55:39]  I know it was freaking Jim Bowie.
[00:55:41]  I just wanted to see if you idiots freaking, Jesus Christ, you trolls or morons.
[00:55:46]  We got Popeye in the house.
[00:55:47]  How you doing?
[00:55:48]  We got the darndest things in the house.
[00:55:51]  How are you doing, man?
[00:55:52]  We got Deport Bronies now.
[00:55:54]  No kidding.
[00:55:55]  Deport Bronies.
[00:55:57]  Ban all bronies.
[00:55:58]  Ban all bronies.
[00:56:01]  We've got Paul the Engineer.
[00:56:03]  Oh, man, you're going back in time now.
[00:56:06]  We've got the Deplorable Troll in the house.
[00:56:10]  We've got Distilling Capitalist Godzilla in the house.
[00:56:12]  Blake in the place.
[00:56:13]  Trumpet Capitalist.
[00:56:15]  How you doing, man?
[00:56:16]  R-Tron Havoc in the house.
[00:56:17]  The Brony Network.
[00:56:19]  Who else do we got?
[00:56:20]  Just a Leaf.
[00:56:21]  Whatever the hell that means.
[00:56:22]  Who the hell else do we got?
[00:56:24]  Once again, retweet the tweet that states True Capitalist Radio Live.
[00:56:28]  And I will give you a shout-out live right here on the broadcast, right here, right now.
[00:56:33]  That's all there is to it.
[00:56:34]  What's going on, Metal Capitalist?
[00:56:35]  Who else do we got going on over here, folks?
[00:56:38]  We've got pneumonia for Ghost.
[00:56:40]  Shut up, asshole, all right?
[00:56:43]  We've got Havel the Rock.
[00:56:45]  We've got Stevie Steamy Ray Vond, asshole.
[00:56:49]  Steamy Rayvon.
[00:56:52]  Shut up.
[00:56:53]  We got Remover of Kebab, man.
[00:56:55]  How you doing, man?
[00:56:57]  Who else do we got going on here?
[00:56:58]  We got the Keystoner in the house.
[00:57:01]  Body Pillow Sales Boom.
[00:57:03]  Shut up.
[00:57:08]  We got Dot's Kid in the house.
[00:57:10]  Norwegian capitalist.
[00:57:12]  Two-hour waste of time.
[00:57:13]  Well, then, why are you listening, you stupid, ungrateful old twat?
[00:57:18]  Why are you listening, you fart-fragrant, expert, cheesehole-licking, testies, tasty, testing, squirrel-fisting twat?
[00:57:26]  Why?
[00:57:30]  Jesus Christ, man.
[00:57:33]  We've got, I'm not saying that.
[00:57:36]  I'm not saying these names for Christ's sake.
[00:57:39]  We've got Quites Productions, whatever the hell that is.
[00:57:42]  What's going on?
[00:57:43]  I'm only going to take a couple more of these Twitter shout-outs because I can already see they're going down a sick, demented path.
[00:57:50]  I can already see that.
[00:57:51]  I can already see it, man.
[00:57:54]  Anyway, we got Tweely Atkins.
[00:57:57]  Thank you.
[00:58:05]  Anyway, we've got Kill Ghost for Ending the Show.
[00:58:09]  A Kill Ghost.
[00:58:10]  You see, this is what I'm talking about.
[00:58:12]  This is what I'm talking about.
[00:58:14]  Why do you want to see me dead?
[00:58:17]  Why?
[00:58:21]  Jesus Christ.
[00:58:23]  We got Irish Capitalist in the house.
[00:58:25]  What's going on, man?
[00:58:27]  Ghost on a stretcher.
[00:58:28]  Yeah, you come down here and try to do that, boy, and see what happens.
[00:58:31]  You come down here.
[00:58:34]  We've got the deplorable Pepe.
[00:58:35]  What's going on to the Deplorable Pepe?
[00:58:40]  We've got Trans Ghost Body Pillow.
[00:58:45]  You know, get that off my screen, please, engineer.
[00:58:47]  Get it off.
[00:58:49]  The Sputnik Hearst.
[00:58:53]  The Sputnik Hearst?
[00:58:55]  You kidding me?
[00:58:57]  We've got Ted Crockett.
[00:58:59]  What the hell does that mean, Ted Crockett?
[00:59:03]  We got Isaac in the house.
[00:59:05]  What's going on?
[00:59:06]  We got Crockett Body Pillow.
[00:59:08]  Ah, Jesus Christ, man.
[00:59:10]  God.
[00:59:14]  Freaking Crockett body pillow, you son of a bitch.
[00:59:18]  Telling you, man.
[00:59:25]  I'm going to, and I'm serious.
[00:59:26]  I'm seriously considering ending this show after.
[00:59:30]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:59:32]  I'm serious.
[00:59:33]  I'm seriously thinking about just ending the goddamn show.
[00:59:36]  I'm not even joking.
[00:59:38]  around anymore.
[00:59:39]  I'm not even kidding around anymore.
[00:59:45]  I'm not even kidding around anymore.
[00:59:55]  Anyway, give me the mic, man.
[00:59:56]  Give me the mic.
[01:00:04]  You know, maybe I should just, you know, just spend the rest of the show with dead air.
[01:00:09]  How would y'all like that?
[01:00:10]  Huh?
[01:00:11]  How would y'all like a little bit of that?
[01:00:13]  Huh?
[01:00:13]  How would you like if I just get the rest of the show and put nothing but dead air since you people want to sabotage my show?
[01:00:20]  Since you people want to sabotage me on a ball or Friday, I want to just sit back and just do nothing but dead air for you, dumb pre pieces of crap.
[01:00:29]  And look at people on Twitter.
[01:00:30]  Go ahead and do it, ghost.
[01:00:32]  Go ahead and do it.
[01:00:33]  I'll do it.
[01:00:34]  I'll do it.
[01:00:35]  Don't tempt me, boy.
[01:00:37]  Do not test me.
[01:00:38]  Do not tempt me.
[01:00:39]  I will do it.
[01:00:41]  I will do it, you son of a bitch.
[01:00:43]  All right.
[01:00:44]  I will do it.
[01:00:44]  Do not test me.
[01:00:47]  Jesus Christ, man.
[01:00:49]  I can't believe you people.
[01:00:51]  I cannot believe you people.
[01:00:53]  I'm giving you hours of my life.
[01:00:55]  You know that?
[01:00:56]  You understand that?
[01:00:57]  I mean, don't get me wrong.
[01:00:58]  I understand I'm listened to by over at least 50,000 plus people live on a consistent basis.
[01:01:04]  I understand this.
[01:01:05]  But, man, in that 50,000, there are a lot of bad apples, man.
[01:01:10]  Just bad apples.
[01:01:13]  Bad, bad apples, man.
[01:01:17]  I mean, the worst, rotten to the core, baby.
[01:01:21]  Rotten to the core.
[01:01:25]  Unbelievable, man.
[01:01:26]  I just, I can't.
[01:01:27]  You know what?
[01:01:31]  Oh, my God.
[01:01:32]  You know what?
[01:01:32]  You know what?
[01:01:33]  I got to take a break.
[01:01:34]  You know, I'm taking a damn break for Christ's sake.
[01:01:37]  You know what?
[01:01:38]  You know, put on an electric fence.
[01:01:40]  Put on an electric fence song, engineer.
[01:01:42]  That guy, he's always good to it.
[01:01:44]  Just get me out of here, okay?
[01:01:48]  Get me the hell out of here.
[01:01:49]  I just can't take it anymore.
[01:01:51]  I can't.
[01:01:51]  Get me out of here.
[01:02:11]  Where's a mouth tonight?
[01:02:15]  They call him my body to suit it all with the high bow.
[01:02:26]  Double junkin' in the playground again.
[01:02:29]  I'm enthusiastic downbroke.
[01:02:43]  We're shooting those up.
[01:02:45]  They climb.
[01:02:48]  They have nothing done.
[01:02:50]  I'm back to shine.
[01:02:52]  No real cheaper than the Whoa, whoa, whoa.
[01:03:03]  They come and fuck away.

=== Handle Heat And Mountain Dew (03:12) ===

[01:03:22]  Mountain Dew, well, I'm glad I don't do handle heat.
[01:03:47]  They have the eyes of the shine.
[01:03:54]  Boar's head invites you to enlighten your senses, introducing Boar's Head Ichiban Teriyaki Style Chicken.
[01:04:01]  Inspired by Japanese master chefs, our signature teriyaki glaze is crafted with garlic, ginger, and a hint of brown sugar.
[01:04:10]  Then paired with our tender, slow-roasted chicken breast for a flavor that's sweet, savory, remarkably bold.
[01:04:17]  Boar's head Ichiban teriyaki style chicken.
[01:04:20]  The bold flavor of Japan.
[01:04:21]  Now at the Delhi.
[01:04:23]  Compromise elsewhere.
[01:05:58]  You can ride.
[01:06:06]  He can shoot.
[01:06:08]  Don't take nothing.
[01:06:10]  I'm gonna ride it.
[01:06:11]  Oh, he's black.
[01:06:15]  Scared of nothing.

=== Worst Day In A Long Time (15:12) ===

[01:06:17]  Yeah, he's so bad.
[01:06:22]  He's a ball.
[01:06:24]  Called nigga.
[01:06:26]  He's so bad.
[01:06:30]  He's a ball.
[01:06:32]  Nigga.
[01:06:50]  They call him Ma.
[01:06:51]  They call him Ma.
[01:07:13]  Get this crap off!
[01:07:14]  What the hell is it?
[01:07:15]  Get off, engineer!
[01:07:17]  What the hell are you doing, boy?
[01:07:20]  What the hell are you doing?
[01:07:27]  Shut up.
[01:07:28]  I'm the talent.
[01:07:29]  I'm the talent, not you.
[01:07:31]  You're the damn engineer.
[01:07:33]  Don't you take the, you son of a shut up.
[01:07:41]  Jesus Christ, man.
[01:07:42]  I can't even take a breath of fresh air without you coming in here, making a complete ass out of me, making a complete ass out of the show for Christ's sake.
[01:07:55]  Man, what the hell's going on?
[01:07:56]  What a screwed up Baller Friday, man.
[01:07:59]  Do you want your job, engineer?
[01:08:02]  Yay!
[01:08:04]  Do you want your job?
[01:08:06]  Yay!
[01:08:08]  Well, then don't you ever do that to me again.
[01:08:11]  Do you understand me?
[01:08:12]  If you ever, if you ever do that to me again, you're going to get it.
[01:08:21]  You understand?
[01:08:21]  You're going to get it there, Engineer.
[01:08:23]  You understand me?
[01:08:24]  Yay!
[01:08:26]  You're going to get it.
[01:08:30]  Jesus Christ, man.
[01:08:33]  I can't even walk away for a couple of minutes.
[01:08:35]  I can't even walk away.
[01:08:36]  I can't even just have a breath of fresh air.
[01:08:38]  That's all I wanted.
[01:08:39]  I just wanted a breath of fresh air.
[01:08:43]  You know, that's why I'm telling all you folks, you just can't have any fringe.
[01:08:48]  I'm going to tell you something, engineer.
[01:08:49]  I'm this close away from firing your ass.
[01:08:52]  I'm this close away from firing your ass.
[01:08:58]  I'm this close.
[01:09:03]  All right, let me calm down, folks.
[01:09:05]  I'm just, I'm just, I got, I'm on edge, man.
[01:09:07]  You can just, you can tell.
[01:09:09]  You can just tell I'm on edge for Christ's sake, man.
[01:09:16]  I'm telling you, I'm just, I'm just on edge, man.
[01:09:18]  I'm on freaking edge.
[01:09:21]  Jesus Christ, man.
[01:09:23]  Anyway, people are tweeting at me saying that they want to know where they can get themselves a autograph, a personalized autograph by yours truly, hand-written, handmade.
[01:09:35]  I'm telling you, I think I might pull these down after this weekend, folks, because I did not expect the high demand.
[01:09:42]  I mean, I got a lot of stuff to do as it is anyway.
[01:09:45]  I better, you know what?
[01:09:46]  I better pull these down probably by tomorrow, depending on.
[01:09:49]  I'm serious, because I don't think I can handle the workload from all these sales, folks.
[01:09:54]  So, you know, FYI on that.
[01:09:58]  Anyway, here it is on my Twitter account, folks, for all the folks who want to get an autograph of yours truly.
[01:10:03]  Here it is.
[01:10:04]  Put it up, engineer.
[01:10:05]  God damn it.
[01:10:05]  Do your job and put it up.
[01:10:08]  Jesus Christ.
[01:10:11]  Anyway, folks, man, this has been one weird Bowler Friday, to say the least.
[01:10:17]  One really weird Baller Friday, man.
[01:10:20]  You know what I mean?
[01:10:23]  I mean, I've got body pillows and butt plugs and freak shows.
[01:10:30]  Oh, my God.
[01:10:32]  I have no idea.
[01:10:33]  I have no idea.
[01:10:34]  And people are telling me to take Engineer to the woodshed.
[01:10:36]  I'm not going to.
[01:10:37]  Give me a break.
[01:10:38]  Come on.
[01:10:39]  He's my employee.
[01:10:41]  I don't do that kind of crap.
[01:10:43]  Jesus right.
[01:10:43]  Here we go.
[01:10:44]  A D-Ray body pillow now.
[01:10:46]  A D-ray.
[01:10:47]  Get this fuck.
[01:10:51]  A freaking D-rayed body pillow.
[01:10:53]  Who would want that?
[01:10:54]  Good God, who would want that?
[01:10:59]  Good God.
[01:11:04]  Who would want that?
[01:11:08]  Who in the hell would want that?
[01:11:10]  Good God.
[01:11:13]  Oh, good Lord.
[01:11:15]  Oh, my God.
[01:11:19]  D-Ray freaking body.
[01:11:22]  What a horrible Bowler Friday.
[01:11:24]  I'm not joking around.
[01:11:25]  What a horrible, horrible, horrible Bowler Friday.
[01:11:30]  Horrible.
[01:11:34]  I mean, this Bowler Friday needs to be put out of its misery.
[01:11:37]  All right, I'm telling you this right now.
[01:11:38]  It's got to be put out of its misery.
[01:11:41]  Put out.
[01:11:46]  Can I have the engineer's autograph instead?
[01:11:59]  Damn it, man!
[01:12:00]  I hate.
[01:12:01]  What's today's date for Christ's sake?
[01:12:03]  So I make sure to stay in next year on this, September 16th.
[01:12:08]  All right?
[01:12:09]  September 16th.
[01:12:10]  I am not going out.
[01:12:12]  I'm staying in bed.
[01:12:13]  I'm drinking beer.
[01:12:15]  I'm watching talk shows.
[01:12:16]  I'm not doing nothing next year, September 16th.
[01:12:20]  I'm not going to do nothing.
[01:12:22]  I mean, this has got to be one of the worst days that I've had in a long, time.
[01:12:40]  Oh, my God.
[01:12:44]  It's got to be the worst.
[01:12:45]  It's got to be the worst.
[01:12:46]  It's been a bad week for the show in general, man.
[01:12:49]  These trolls have literally just, I mean, they've just gone overboard this week.
[01:12:55]  I don't know what they're putting in the water now.
[01:12:58]  I don't know what the hell they're doing for Christ's sake.
[01:13:01]  But good God.
[01:13:03]  All right.
[01:13:03]  Good freaking God.
[01:13:08]  Oh, my God.
[01:13:13]  Give me the mic.
[01:13:14]  Give me the mic.
[01:13:15]  Give me this freaking mic, man.
[01:13:17]  Jesus Christ, man.
[01:13:19]  I cannot believe this, man.
[01:13:21]  Look, should I end the show right now?
[01:13:24]  Because I am literally, I'm out of it.
[01:13:27]  You know, I'm sweating for Christ's sake.
[01:13:29]  I mean, I'm looking at the thermostat here.
[01:13:31]  It's reading 70 degrees for Christ's sake.
[01:13:33]  I'm going to put it down to about, you know, 68.
[01:13:36]  All right.
[01:13:37]  I'm sweating for Christ's sake.
[01:13:38]  I'm sweating, man.
[01:13:40]  You know, I got this gaping ache in my chest for Christ's sake.
[01:13:46]  And, you know, my, I just don't feel right, man.
[01:13:51]  I spent a lot of my plate.
[01:13:52]  I got a lot of my mind.
[01:13:53]  I got a lot of my mind.
[01:13:57]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[01:14:00]  Oh, my God.
[01:14:00]  Jesus Christ.
[01:14:03]  My chest, man.
[01:14:04]  And shut up on Twitter.
[01:14:05]  It's not the goddamn butter, you son of a bitch.
[01:14:08]  not the butter it's not the butter it's not the butter oh my god for christ's sake Jesus Christ, I, oh my God, I can't.
[01:14:32]  I can't believe this for Christ.
[01:14:33]  You know what?
[01:14:37]  I don't know what to say after all this, man.
[01:14:41]  Like I said, I feel violated.
[01:14:44]  I feel like, you know, this has been a very traumatic experience for the past couple of days witnessing the filth and just disgusting.
[01:14:54]  I don't even know how to say it.
[01:14:55]  Just do your body pillows and butt plugs of Donald Trump.
[01:14:59]  Oh, God.
[01:15:08]  Oh, my God.
[01:15:09]  It's just I'm just.
[01:15:15]  Oh, my God, for Christ's sake.
[01:15:24]  It just makes it makes me sick, for Christ's sake.
[01:15:27]  It makes me sick.
[01:15:30]  Makes me utterly sick.
[01:15:34]  It's not the butter.
[01:15:35]  Shut up on Twitter about the butter, man.
[01:15:39]  I'm tired of you guys saying it's the freaking butter.
[01:15:42]  I'm serious.
[01:15:44]  I'm tired of you people saying that, all right?
[01:15:46]  I know what I'm doing, all right?
[01:15:48]  I know what I'm doing.
[01:15:51]  I'm going to take a couple more callers here, then we'll move on to freaking whatever.
[01:15:55]  We may not move to radio graffiti.
[01:15:57]  Who knows what we're going to do, all right?
[01:15:59]  Who the hell knows what we're going to do?
[01:16:01]  But whatever we're going to do, we're going to do what I want to do.
[01:16:04]  You understand that?
[01:16:05]  Because nobody tells me what to do.
[01:16:08]  You understand that?
[01:16:09]  Nobody.
[01:16:09]  And I mean nobody tells me what to do.
[01:16:16]  Jesus Christ, man.
[01:16:18]  Nobody tells me what to do, you sack of crap.
[01:16:25]  All right, let me calm down, man.
[01:16:26]  All right.
[01:16:27]  Let me calm down here.
[01:16:29]  I'm going to take a swig of this.
[01:16:39]  Let's see who got on the horn here.
[01:16:43]  How about Area Code 337?
[01:16:45]  What's going on on this Baller Friday?
[01:16:48]  Hey, I just want to talk to Area Code 727 real quick.
[01:16:53]  Of all the things you could talk about, saying that, oh, we got some rain coming.
[01:16:58]  I'm going to do community service.
[01:16:59]  That is the most boring shit you could bring up for all 50,000 listeners to listen to.
[01:17:04]  Okay, man.
[01:17:05]  Like, if you're going to call up this show, actually have some political stuff to talk to ghosts about, some financial stuff to talk to ghosts about, or, you know, some good trolling to hit them with.
[01:17:15]  All you ever fucking do is talk about you mundane-ass life for your grandpa AIDS.
[01:17:20]  No one cares about that.
[01:17:21]  And also, another thing I would like to talk about is they're trying to make Kratom illegal, which will be very, very bad for the opiate problem in America.
[01:17:30]  So can everyone please go to whitehousepetitions.org and sign the petition to not make kratom illegal.
[01:17:37]  It's a very helpful natural ethnobotanical that is saving lives and helping people with anxiety and addiction.
[01:17:43]  Thank you.
[01:17:44]  Oh, well, you said your piece.
[01:17:46]  I have no idea what he's talking about as it relates to the, I don't know, whatever opiate narcotic he's trying to get, you know, not illegalized.
[01:17:56]  But, you know, the criticism of 727, I think that's pretty harsh, man.
[01:18:00]  I'd like to, you know, have 727 come in and, you know, maybe want to rebut this.
[01:18:04]  Or do you have something to say about this, 727?
[01:18:09]  Not much.
[01:18:09]  I was listening and I was shocked.
[01:18:11]  Actually, I'm sorry I'm talking about everything personal.
[01:18:16]  I wish I could talk about politics, really.
[01:18:19]  But it's just, you know, I need to be more informed about it, you know?
[01:18:24]  No, I hear you.
[01:18:25]  I just wanted to see if you had anything to say.
[01:18:28]  You don't ever say something about a man without giving the other man an opportunity to say something.
[01:18:33]  And I'm just giving you that opportunity.
[01:18:35]  But, you know, once again, I think that criticism was rather harsh.
[01:18:40]  And, you know, I don't think it was very called for.
[01:18:43]  All right, there, what is it, heroin head, whatever the hell you were?
[01:18:46]  Anyway, how about Area Code 403?
[01:18:48]  You're on the horn on a baller Friday.
[01:18:51]  Hey, Common South Goal, your Dave Pearl Honky here.
[01:18:54]  Just wanted to give a shout-out here on this Bowler Friday.
[01:18:57]  All right, go right ahead.
[01:19:00]  All right, I wanted to give a shout-out to all of our friends in Syria fighting Basar Al-Assad.
[01:19:04]  Don't besmirch our martyrs, baby.
[01:19:06]  Woo!
[01:19:09]  Okay, I mean, literally, that was your shout-out for Christ's sake, man.
[01:19:14]  I mean, was that a serious shout-out, or was that a troll there?
[01:19:18]  You know what I mean?
[01:19:19]  Was that a serious shout-out or a troll?
[01:19:21]  I don't know.
[01:19:22]  I can't tell the difference.
[01:19:23]  214, what's going on on this Bowler Friday?
[01:19:29]  Hey, 214, you're on the horn.
[01:19:31]  What's going on?
[01:19:32]  Jesus Christ, a Helen Keller death mute.
[01:19:34]  Get the hell off the line.
[01:19:37]  Get the hell off the line there, boy.
[01:19:39]  We got a lot of people that want to call in.
[01:19:41]  They don't have to be sitting there waiting for a bunch of milky liquors like you.
[01:19:44]  They're just sitting there playing with your damn Peter Popper.
[01:19:47]  All right?
[01:19:49]  Anyway, we got Raiden Snake.
[01:19:50]  What are you doing on this Baller Friday, Raiden Snake?
[01:19:54]  I'm just chilling out.
[01:19:56]  I mean, on this lovely evening, well, we would say lovely, but it's been raining all day, but it's not too bad tonight.
[01:20:02]  Oh, well, that's good to hear, man.
[01:20:04]  How are you doing today, man?
[01:20:06]  I'm all right.
[01:20:07]  Just been relaxing.
[01:20:09]  I mean, one thing I am planning on doing, I'm actually going to a big event in a couple of, like, about two weeks ago, after next Bowl of Friday.
[01:20:18]  Awesome, man.
[01:20:20]  I mean, just one question.
[01:20:21]  I know you, I mean, I know you, I know you've already mentioned about all these big events.
[01:20:25]  You know, kind of like, you know, like when you go to these big events, like conventions and stuff like that.
[01:20:31]  I mean, what's your opinion people capitalizing on when they go there?
[01:20:38]  Well, you're talking about, like, let's say if it's a BronyCon or a Comic-Con or something of that nature.
[01:20:44]  Well, yeah, but also others as well.
[01:20:46]  You know, like, you know, like, you know, like all these other ones, like Black Hat and stuff like that as well.
[01:20:51]  No, hey, look, as a matter of fact, I actually, hey, if you're capitalizing off of fandom, I think that's more power to you.
[01:21:00]  My criticism of fandom is that it can get a little bit on the psychotic side.
[01:21:05]  And, you know, listen, I'm not trying to say anybody's hurting people with like, you know, cosplay and, you know, really, really just fanatical fandom.
[01:21:17]  But I just find it very cringy, and it's not something that's my scene.
[01:21:21]  I'm not hating on people that do it because, to be honest with you, a lot of the people that really get into the whole cosplay situation are actually productive members of society.

=== Capitalizing On Fandom Meltdown (04:14) ===

[01:21:30]  It's just not my thing, man.
[01:21:32]  I'm not, you know, I'm not hating on people that do it.
[01:21:35]  I mean, it's innocent.
[01:21:36]  They're not hurting anybody.
[01:21:37]  You know, they're practicing their constitutionally protected rights.
[01:21:42]  I just particularly don't like it.
[01:21:43]  Now, as for people that capitalize on it, I'm all for people capitalizing on fandom if they can get away with it.
[01:21:50]  You know what I mean?
[01:21:51]  Like all these people that go to these Comic-Cons and all this other stuff, I'm all for it.
[01:21:56]  All right?
[01:21:56]  I'm all for it, for Christ's sake.
[01:21:59]  Anyway, thank you very much, Raiden Snake, and good luck to you on that event there.
[01:22:03]  I've got people waiting here.
[01:22:04]  I've got this Trumpet Capital.
[01:22:06]  I thought I had Trumpet Capitalist on the horn here.
[01:22:08]  Where is he?
[01:22:09]  Where is he, engineer?
[01:22:10]  God damn it, Tayaka!
[01:22:13]  Oh, here he is.
[01:22:15]  Trump and Capitalist, what's going on, man?
[01:22:18]  Hey, how are you doing, ghosts?
[01:22:19]  I know you're not doing well.
[01:22:21]  Actually, screw that.
[01:22:22]  I know that you're not doing well.
[01:22:23]  I could just hear it in your voice, man.
[01:22:25]  I mean, it's been not a great Ball of Friday.
[01:22:29]  To say the least, man, to say the least.
[01:22:32]  How are you doing, man?
[01:22:33]  I'm doing fine.
[01:22:34]  I'm actually taking glue in the fact that Hillary Clinton just had a meltdown on Twitter about Trump earlier today.
[01:22:41]  I didn't get to see that, unfortunately.
[01:22:42]  Why don't you enlighten us on it?
[01:22:44]  I unfortunately had so many things going on in my life, man.
[01:22:47]  What was the Twitter meltdown about?
[01:22:50]  Basically, if you don't know earlier today, ladies and gentlemen, Trump actually reversed his course back on the birther movement, basically.
[01:22:57]  If you don't know what the birther issue is, it's basically back like 2011, 2012, maybe a little bit earlier than that.
[01:23:04]  Basically, Donald Trump was the leading voice in the so-called birther movement to debunk the myth that Obama was born in Hawaii when he was actually born in like another African country.
[01:23:17]  Today, he actually reverses what he said.
[01:23:20]  Obama was born in the United States, period.
[01:23:24]  And basically, Hillary Clinton talked to Twitter and just had a complete and utter meltdown.
[01:23:29]  And she started off by saying this.
[01:23:32]  What Trump just did is a disgrace.
[01:23:34]  And now the tweets are all out of order because she actually pinned that, and I had to scroll back down.
[01:23:38]  But here's some tweets.
[01:23:39]  Leading the birther movement is deplorable, of course.
[01:23:43]  I'm tempted to say it did a great service to the president who Trump attacked as fascinating.
[01:23:49]  What Trump has to deflect blame for denying that POTUS was born in America, he is lying.
[01:23:54]  Basically, it's just about 10, 15 tweets of just attacks on Trump, basically saying he's a liar, he's asinite, he's this, he's that.
[01:24:02]  Basically, she had a meltdown, basically calling Donald Trump names, denouncing his past stances.
[01:24:11]  And she just had a total meltdown today.
[01:24:13]  I mean, hasn't Hillary Clinton been critical of Donald Trump relating to his tweets?
[01:24:19]  And now this woman's going to come out and go all an all-out tweet war, for Christ's sake.
[01:24:23]  And I read this on Drudge.
[01:24:25]  Didn't Donald Trump troll the media claiming that he was going to have some press conference relating to this birther situation and instead brought in a bunch of veterans to come in and talk favorably about the Trump campaign?
[01:24:40]  That did happen, yes.
[01:24:41]  It was actually supposed, they actually said it was supposed to be a press conference, but it ended up being something like this.
[01:24:46]  I think he did bring veterans on the stage.
[01:24:47]  I didn't hear the speech because I had class earlier today, but what it looks like, that did actually happen.
[01:24:53]  Yeah, and again, I also read that it was actually Hillary Clinton that brought up the birther movement.
[01:25:01]  And I'm really glad somebody brought that up.
[01:25:04]  I actually covered that back in the day in 2008.
[01:25:07]  I actually covered that election at the time.
[01:25:10]  I mean, Hillary Clinton went all out racism.
[01:25:13]  She's the one that basically pulled open the racist card in the South Carolina primary back in 2008.
[01:25:21]  And literally, that racist card that this woman has pulled has literally lingered and exploded like a powder keg ever since.
[01:25:30]  And I just, I can't believe no one else has highlighted this, but I'm glad Donald Trump or somebody in his campaign found this data and was like, hey, wait a minute, Hillary Rotten Clinton was the one that brought up the birther movement initially.

=== God Rage And Blog Shout Outs (02:48) ===

[01:25:44]  So, I mean, give me a freaking break.
[01:25:47]  Unreal.
[01:25:48]  Oh, definitely.
[01:25:49]  Oh, yeah.
[01:25:50]  Anyway, Trump, you want to get some shout-outs, plug your blog, and so on and so forth?
[01:25:57]  Well, first of all, a shout-out to the OG Capital Starming Chat and to the inner circle.
[01:26:02]  And second and foremost, my blog is thegodofrace.wordpress.com.
[01:26:06]  I haven't blogged in a little bit, but I'm hoping to get a blog post out either tonight or early tomorrow.
[01:26:11]  And unfortunately, I had a couple of real-life issues that unfortunately sidelined me for a little bit, but I'm hoping to get back on the track.
[01:26:19]  So again, the blog is the God of Rage, not wordpress.com.
[01:26:24]  And my Twitter account is the God of Rage Capitalist T, capital R, no underscores.
[01:26:29]  If you want to retweet, if you have any information, please go to my Twitter page and tweet at me or retweet.
[01:26:35]  And yeah, that's about it.
[01:26:37]  So ghost, have a wonderful.
[01:26:39]  I hope you have a better Bowler Friday.
[01:26:40]  And God bless the capitalist army.
[01:26:43]  Hey, thank you very much, Trump, and I really appreciate it.
[01:26:47]  I hope I have a decent Bowler Friday myself, man.
[01:26:50]  I mean, I just, you know, I can't believe it.
[01:26:53]  I really, really can't believe what's happened here.
[01:26:56]  Look, I'm still being tweeted.
[01:26:58]  All right.
[01:26:59]  I'm still being tweeted for Christ's sake.
[01:27:03]  These ridiculous body pillows.
[01:27:05]  There's a body pillow right now I'm looking at that says, I cannot believe it, betraying the martyrs, and it's got the state of Texas on it.
[01:27:15]  I mean, are y'all people designing this crap now?
[01:27:17]  Are y'all designing body pillows now for Christ's sake?
[01:27:21]  I mean, Jesus Christ.
[01:27:27]  I mean, I've had enough of the body pillow crap, man.
[01:27:31]  I've had enough, man.
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=== Gotta Breathe Deep Now (02:55) ===

[01:28:33]  Compromise elsewhere.
[01:28:37]  I've had enough.
[01:28:40]  Oh, Jesus Christ, man.
[01:28:43]  I've had enough.
[01:28:46]  I've had enough.
[01:28:48]  Let me just calm down.
[01:29:00]  I'm sorry, folks.
[01:29:01]  I gotta breathe deep.
[01:29:02]  I gotta breathe.
[01:29:04]  I'm gonna freaking breathe a little bit.
[01:29:09]  Good God.
[01:29:11]  Damn it.
[01:29:12]  God damn all of you.
[01:29:13]  God damn it.
[01:29:17]  God damn all of you, man.
[01:29:22]  I mean.
[01:29:25]  I mean, I'm freaking jaded for Christ's sake, man.
[01:29:28]  I mean, I'm the breath.
[01:29:33]  I mean, I just, I just can't believe this, man.
[01:29:38]  I can't believe this, man.
[01:29:41]  I don't know what I'm going to do.
[01:29:44]  I've just got so much on my plate.
[01:29:45]  I got so much to think about, man.
[01:29:47]  You know what I'm saying?
[01:29:49]  I mean, I just wish you appreciated the kind of stress that I'm under here, alright?
[01:29:54]  I wish you folks appreciated this crap.
[01:30:02]  Oh, my God.
[01:30:14]  breaker, it had to be done, man.
[01:30:16]  It had to be freaking done.
[01:30:21]  Oh, my God.
[01:30:23]  It had to be done.
[01:30:24]  I'm sorry, man.
[01:30:24]  I'm just, I'm, getting out of it here.
[01:30:27]  I'm getting out of it.
[01:30:31]  Oh, man, my stomach hurts like hell, folks.
[01:30:34]  I don't know if I can do this broadcast any longer, man.
[01:30:36]  I just can't do it.
[01:30:39]  I don't know if I can do this.
[01:30:40]  I'm sorry.
[01:30:41]  I'm sorry, folks.
[01:30:42]  I can't.
[01:30:49]  Excuse my French folks.
[01:30:51]  I'm just, you know, I just, I'm out of it, man.
[01:30:56]  I'm just on the.
[01:30:58]  I don't know what.
[01:31:00]  I don't know.
[01:31:02]  I don't know what to say, man.
[01:31:06]  I don't know what to say, man.
[01:31:12]  Oh, my God.
[01:31:15]  Maybe I should just have dead air.
[01:31:17]  Maybe I should just have dead air the whole goddamn time.
[01:31:21]  You know, maybe let's just sit back and just not say a goddamn thing.
[01:31:25]  You know what I mean?
[01:31:25]  Just sit back, have nothing but dead air for Christ's sake.

=== Unveiling The New Avatar (02:50) ===

[01:31:28]  You know what I'm saying?
[01:31:30]  Maybe I should just sit back and just like sing songs.
[01:31:33]  You know what I mean?
[01:31:35]  You know what I'm saying?
[01:31:37]  Go back and just sing some of the, I don't care, Jimmy Crackorn, and I don't care, Jimmy Crackorn, and I don't care, Jimmy Crackorn, and I don't care.
[01:31:55]  I'm going off.
[01:31:56]  Give me the mic.
[01:31:59]  I know I'm going off Keyster, folks.
[01:32:01]  I mean, can you blame me, man?
[01:32:03]  I mean, seriously, I mean, are you listening to this?
[01:32:06]  I mean, are you listening to this for Christ's sake, man?
[01:32:13]  Oh, man.
[01:32:14]  Anyway, look, today is supposed to be the day in which I introduced the new avatar for the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
[01:32:26]  All right.
[01:32:26]  Now, in deciding, you know, the new avatar, I took a lot of things into consideration, and I wanted something that went back to the old school one.
[01:32:39]  Remember the old school?
[01:32:43]  The old school logo that, unfortunately, when I started this broadcast, I had no intention that it was going to be a huge internet success, if you want to call it a success.
[01:32:56]  I didn't realize it was going to reach so many people.
[01:32:59]  And I decided I liked that particular old style.
[01:33:04]  The new one here, it's a little bit more dark, a little bit more emo, you know, that sort of thing.
[01:33:14]  So what I'm deciding that I'm going to do is, you know, just lighten it up a tad bit, all right?
[01:33:22]  Because I know that we have a bunch of, you know, a bunch of people who like cartoons and all this other crap.
[01:33:30]  I know there's a lot of people that aren't into that, and I'm not either.
[01:33:35]  So we had, you know, people work on this, and we came up with, you know, something that looks a little bit like the first avatar with a little bit of a modern twist, with a little bit of a cartoonish feel.
[01:33:52]  And I think we're going to unveil it right now.
[01:33:56]  Okay.
[01:33:58]  I think we're going to unveil the new logo or the new avatar, I should say, the new avatar of True Capitalist Radio right now.
[01:34:06]  Now, what I'm going to do before I do it, folks, is, you know, this was after a lot of deliberation, you know?
[01:34:14]  But we are going to roll with this and see how it is.
[01:34:17]  So let me go ahead.

=== Radio Graffiti And Old Days (13:03) ===

[01:34:18]  You throw it?
[01:34:19]  You want to throw it on the Twitter engineer?
[01:34:21]  Yes, dude.
[01:34:23]  All right, we're going to throw it on the Twitter right now.
[01:34:28]  All right, there it is.
[01:34:29]  There's the new avatar here.
[01:34:32]  All right.
[01:34:34]  Now, the last time I, oh, hold on a second.
[01:34:40]  The last time I introduced a new avatar, I had a lot of criticism about it.
[01:34:45]  You know what I'm saying?
[01:34:46]  A lot of people were, you know, criticizing me about it.
[01:34:50]  You know, I was going to take, yeah, right off the bat.
[01:34:53]  You see, I knew it.
[01:34:54]  I knew it.
[01:34:56]  I knew it.
[01:34:57]  Everybody's talking garbage about it.
[01:34:59]  You see, I do what?
[01:35:01]  I knew it.
[01:35:04]  Damn it.
[01:35:07]  Screw you people, man.
[01:35:10]  Screw you people that are making fun of it, man.
[01:35:13]  Screw you.
[01:35:17]  Screw you.
[01:35:22]  All right, screw you people.
[01:35:27]  All right?
[01:35:28]  Screw you.
[01:35:33]  All right, boy.
[01:35:37]  I mean, you see, what a horrible, horrible Bowler Friday, you people.
[01:35:41]  You know what I mean?
[01:35:44]  What a horrible Bowler Friday.
[01:35:46]  I'm serious.
[01:35:46]  All right?
[01:35:47]  Give me a break.
[01:35:47]  Look at all that.
[01:35:48]  Screw you.
[01:35:49]  There are some people that like it, but, oh, you made a body pillow of it already.
[01:35:53]  You made a body.
[01:35:54]  No!
[01:35:57]  No!
[01:35:57]  Screw!
[01:35:58]  No!
[01:36:02]  Damn it!
[01:36:05]  Damn it!
[01:36:10]  Goddamn it!
[01:36:12]  Goddamn it!
[01:36:13]  Shut up!
[01:36:14]  All of you, shut up!
[01:36:17]  What the?
[01:36:18]  What?
[01:36:19]  Why are y'all doing this to me?
[01:36:21]  There's a, I'm looking at a freaking, a freaking body pillow with mask pony face, the real mask pony face on it.
[01:36:39]  man This is horrible.
[01:36:41]  This is horrible.
[01:36:42]  This is a horrible Maller Friday.
[01:36:45]  This is a horrible Bowler Friday.
[01:36:47]  God damn it, I leave Lance.
[01:36:49]  Stop it.
[01:36:50]  Just stop it.
[01:36:54]  Just stop it.
[01:36:55]  Good God.
[01:36:56]  Just stop.
[01:36:59]  Oh, my God.
[01:37:02]  Oh, God.
[01:37:07]  I don't know what to say.
[01:37:09]  I don't know what to say anymore, man.
[01:37:13]  I don't know what to say, man.
[01:37:16]  I'm just tired, man.
[01:37:18]  I don't know.
[01:37:18]  I think I got to get out of here.
[01:37:19]  You know, this has been a horrible bowler Friday.
[01:37:22]  All right.
[01:37:23]  This has been horrible.
[01:37:25]  This has been horrible.
[01:37:28]  This has been horrible for Christ's sake, man.
[01:37:33]  This has been horrible.
[01:37:36]  God.
[01:37:37]  Damn it.
[01:37:38]  You sons of bitches.
[01:37:43]  You sons of bitches.
[01:37:48]  You goddamn sons of bitches, man.
[01:37:53]  Oh, my God.
[01:37:55]  Anyway, look, I'm keeping the avatar.
[01:37:57]  I don't really care.
[01:37:58]  Give me the mic.
[01:37:59]  Give me the mic.
[01:38:00]  I'm keeping it because, look, first and foremost, all right, you know, that's all there is to it.
[01:38:07]  All right?
[01:38:08]  It's an avatar.
[01:38:09]  It's new.
[01:38:10]  It's ours.
[01:38:11]  It's the official.
[01:38:13]  If you don't like it, then show it up, your ass.
[01:38:18]  Just show it up, your goddamn ass, boy.
[01:38:22]  I'm tired of you.
[01:38:23]  You're ruining my Bowler Friday.
[01:38:25]  I'm tired of it.
[01:38:26]  You know what?
[01:38:26]  I'm just going to get to radio graffiti right now.
[01:38:28]  And let me tell you, if you people ruin my radio graffiti, you people ruin my Bowler Friday.
[01:38:32]  I'm getting the hell out of here.
[01:38:33]  You sorry sacks of crap.
[01:38:34]  All right?
[01:38:36]  You're a bunch of sorry sacks of crap.
[01:38:39]  All of you.
[01:38:40]  Shut up.
[01:38:41]  Shut up.
[01:38:46]  Oh, my God.
[01:38:51]  Anyway, folks, let me just calm down here, all right?
[01:38:55]  Let me just calm down.
[01:38:57]  This is too much for once.
[01:38:58]  You know what I mean?
[01:39:00]  Just too much for once, for Christ's sake, man.
[01:39:04]  It's just too much.
[01:39:06]  All right?
[01:39:10]  Good God, man.
[01:39:12]  I'm just, oh, man.
[01:39:17]  Anyway, folks, let me calm down here for a second.
[01:39:20]  I'm going off Keister.
[01:39:22]  Let's get to Radio Graffiti, I guess.
[01:39:25]  I guess.
[01:39:25]  I don't know, man.
[01:39:26]  After today, I don't even know.
[01:39:27]  I think I should just sing songs.
[01:39:31]  I should just, you know, do a hoe down or something.
[01:39:34]  Let's just do a hoe down.
[01:39:37]  Oh, good old now.
[01:39:39]  Oh, it a good old day.
[01:39:41]  Oh, good old time.
[01:39:42]  Hold on, God, a good old day.
[01:39:44]  Oh, good old time.
[01:39:46]  Oh, it a good old day.
[01:39:48]  Hold on a good old time and get old down.
[01:39:50]  A good old day.
[01:39:52]  Maybe I should just do that for the rest of the goddamn show, all right?
[01:39:57]  You know what I mean?
[01:39:58]  Maybe I should do that for the rest of the goddamn show because you people have disrespected me.
[01:40:02]  You've disrespected me enough for Christ's sake, all right?
[01:40:07]  Oh, man, look at it.
[01:40:09]  They're already messing with it.
[01:40:10]  They're putting it on body pillows.
[01:40:11]  I mean, they're putting it on fruit.
[01:40:13]  Just Jesus Christ, man.
[01:40:19]  Good God, man.
[01:40:22]  Just leave me alone already, man.
[01:40:24]  All right.
[01:40:24]  Just leave me alone.
[01:40:28]  Just leave me alone, man.
[01:40:33]  Oh, my God.
[01:40:35]  Anyway, let me just get to freaking radio graffiti here, all right?
[01:40:41]  Let me just get to radio graffiti for Christ's sake.
[01:40:43]  And for you folks that don't know what radio graffiti is, you give me a call right now at 425-390-6146.
[01:40:50]  And when I call on your area code, you've got exactly three to four seconds to say whatever it is that's on your mind, for Christ's sake, all right?
[01:41:07]  Anyway, let's just get to it.
[01:41:09]  This has been a bad day.
[01:41:10]  This has been a bad, bad Baller Friday.
[01:41:13]  A bad one.
[01:41:14]  Bad Baller Friday.
[01:41:17]  Anyway, let's get to the damn freaking radio graffiti callers here, engineer.
[01:41:26]  All right, well, let's go ahead and get to Radio Graffiti, I guess.
[01:41:30]  Right now.
[01:41:32]  All right, who do we got here?
[01:41:33]  We got Anonymous Radio Graffiti.
[01:41:50]  I come from Canadian.
[01:41:53]  And I don't know what I'm saying.
[01:41:57]  I'm a stupid fruit boy.
[01:42:01]  And I cry like a stupid old.
[01:42:10]  And I'll mix him up a little bit.
[01:42:13]  Yeah.
[01:42:17]  Oh, my God, man.
[01:42:18]  Don't mix me with any of those fruit bowl freaking groups.
[01:42:22]  Don't mix my voice with any of those fruit bowl-ridden groups.
[01:42:26]  Do you understand me?
[01:42:27]  I'm not kidding around.
[01:42:28]  Do not do this.
[01:42:30]  Do not.
[01:42:33]  Jesus Christ, man.
[01:42:37]  I'm not joking around.
[01:42:38]  Do not do this.
[01:42:39]  And stop with the freaking body pillows already.
[01:42:42]  God damn it.
[01:42:46]  Good God, man.
[01:42:49]  Anyway, who else do we have here?
[01:42:50]  We got anonymous radio graffiti.
[01:42:56]  Jesus.
[01:42:57]  Right.
[01:42:58]  What's going on between my wife and Bernie Sanders?
[01:43:01]  It's personal, all right?
[01:43:07]  Yeah, yeah, get it straight there, ass clown.
[01:43:09]  All right, we ain't got enough time to be waiting around for you to get your goddamn audio set up fixed, boy.
[01:43:14]  Anonymous radio graffiti.
[01:43:17]  Brony drumming radio graffiti.
[01:43:19]  Just settle over my lost.
[01:43:20]  Fuck you, man.
[01:43:21]  This some psych on top of me.
[01:43:23]  So everybody, just follow me.
[01:43:25]  Cause we need a little controversy.
[01:43:27]  Cause it feels so different without me.
[01:43:29]  I'm saying, this is some psychotomes.
[01:43:31]  Oh, everybody, just follow me.
[01:43:33]  Cause we need a little controversy.
[01:43:34]  Come to feel so dist without me.
[01:43:38]  God damn it with this musical blasphemy.
[01:43:41]  Damn it.
[01:43:45]  Stop mixing crap with Stevie Rayvon.
[01:43:48]  Stop mixing crap with the great Stevie Rayvon.
[01:43:52]  That was the greatest guitarist ever.
[01:43:55]  Do you understand that?
[01:43:56]  Ever.
[01:43:58]  You sorry, sacks of crap.
[01:44:01]  Good God, man.
[01:44:03]  I'm telling you this right now.
[01:44:04]  You people are pieces of trash.
[01:44:06]  All right?
[01:44:08]  Freaking Eminem.
[01:44:09]  Give me the mic.
[01:44:10]  Give me the mic.
[01:44:11]  I already told you about Eminem, boy.
[01:44:13]  I told you if I ever saw him, look, obviously, after this weekend, I ain't going to be here in Austin, Texas.
[01:44:19]  I'm going to be out there in San Antonio.
[01:44:21]  But if I see his ass commiserating with the fat lard asses that are herding around out there in San Antonio, I would literally beat the Livin' Bee Jesus out of Eminem, and I wouldn't go anywhere.
[01:44:33]  I would have them arrest me because I know that once I enter the jail, the blacks and Mexicans will hoist me on their shoulder like I'm a freaking sultant.
[01:44:43]  You know what I mean?
[01:44:44]  Because I beat the Living Bee Jesus out of a cracker-ass cracker that thinks that he has some carblanch to be able to associate his stupid imbecilic self with actual black strife.
[01:44:58]  I'm telling you, I'd have so many blacks in jail once I beat Eminem's ass.
[01:45:04]  I'd have so many blacks.
[01:45:06]  I'd become Mr. Black People, baby.
[01:45:08]  Mr. Black People.
[01:45:13]  Anyway, folks, let me move on here.
[01:45:14]  Who else do we got going on here?
[01:45:16]  We got Anonymous Radio Graffiti.
[01:45:20]  Florida Shype Radio Graffiti.
[01:45:22]  He didn't let me finish my story.
[01:45:24]  And as I was saying, he penetrates my glorious pony but hope.
[01:45:29]  It hurts so much, but it did for the engineer.
[01:45:33]  I push against his force.
[01:45:35]  I want to please the engineer.
[01:45:38]  Shut this setup.
[01:45:39]  Shut it off.
[01:45:40]  Shut this sick, cloppy, story, fan fiction garbage off.
[01:45:44]  Do you see what I'm telling you, folks?
[01:45:46]  This is the kind of sick, twisted crap that's listening to this broadcast.
[01:45:50]  This is the kind of sick, twisted crap.
[01:45:52]  It's sick.
[01:45:53]  It's perverted.
[01:45:57]  Good lord, man.
[01:45:58]  What's going on here?
[01:46:04]  We got 708 Radio Graffiti.
[01:46:07]  Hey, Ghost G, what's going on?
[01:46:10]  Hey, what's going on?
[01:46:11]  It's G. How you doing, G?
[01:46:14]  I'm doing good.
[01:46:15]  First of all, I'd like to say I love your new logo.
[01:46:17]  It looks pretty good.
[01:46:19]  It reminds me of a lot of stuff from my childhood, like the Grim Adventures of Billy and Maddie, which is a compliment because that show was pretty good.
[01:46:26]  And I was going to say something about these trolls.
[01:46:32]  It's ridiculous how they joke a lot, how they do this stuff a lot.
[01:46:36]  The reason they do this is because they love seeing your reactions.
[01:46:39]  They find it hilarious, which I don't know why.
[01:46:43]  They have like a very dark sense of humor.
[01:46:46]  So, like, a certain amount of people.
[01:46:47]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[01:46:48]  That's great.
[01:46:49]  That's just great.
[01:46:51]  That's just dandy.
[01:46:53]  All right.
[01:46:53]  Thanks, G.
[01:46:54]  I appreciate the insight.
[01:46:56]  But, goddamn, that's just dandy to these fucks.
[01:46:59]  Jesus Christ, you say you're making me want to curse.
[01:47:02]  You're making me want to curse.
[01:47:06]  Good God.
[01:47:06]  714 Radio Graffiti.
[01:47:10]  Hey, what's up, ghosts?
[01:47:11]  This is Z Frostwire.
[01:47:12]  I love the new avatar you have, man.
[01:47:15]  Sorry, this Bar Friday hasn't been back great, but just keep it in there, man.

=== Starwood Moments Business Transaction (10:05) ===

[01:47:22]  Like, just don't let these idiots get you down.
[01:47:24]  And I hope the move that you make out to San Antonio is, well, I hope it's a great move that you do.
[01:47:31]  I hope things will get better for you from there.
[01:47:34]  No, actually, things are pretty good, Z Frostwire.
[01:47:37]  Financially, I'm doing great.
[01:47:39]  All right.
[01:47:39]  As a matter of fact, the only reason I'm doing this move with renting out my place out here in Austin, Texas, is because people are paying astronomical amounts of money to live in the downtown area.
[01:47:51]  And I think that people are stupid for doing this.
[01:47:53]  I mean, just to think, you know, I leased this place out to, I'm not going to say who, it's actually a fairly affluent person that just wanted to stick around the area for the holiday season.
[01:48:06]  I mean, they are paying, you know, I'm not even going to tell you how much per month because it's sickening, all right, that these people actually pay this amount of money.
[01:48:14]  So if they're going to pay that much money per month, you know what I'm saying?
[01:48:18]  I mean, I'm just going to go ahead and be like, okay, I'm going to go live lavish, baby.
[01:48:21]  And that's what I did when I lived in hotels for about a year or so, two years.
[01:48:27]  I'd say a year and a half.
[01:48:28]  The reason I say two years is because we spent one New Year's Eve because we were kind of in the transition when we did that move the last time.
[01:48:40]  And we spent another New Year's the next year.
[01:48:42]  So that's why we always call it about two years, but it feels badass.
[01:48:45]  Five-star hotels, baby.
[01:48:47]  I mean, Starwood.
[01:48:49]  I was heartbroken with the Starwood Marriott merger.
[01:48:53]  Just completely heartbroken.
[01:48:54]  Oh, excuse me.
[01:48:55]  No, they didn't.
[01:48:56]  It was a Chinese outfit that bought Starwoods.
[01:49:00]  That's right.
[01:49:01]  It was a Chinese outfit.
[01:49:03]  It just pissed me off.
[01:49:04]  Starwoods, you know, I'm a Star Wars preferred customer.
[01:49:09]  I've got all kinds of Starwood points.
[01:49:12]  I actually cashed in Star Woods points to have like, man, they were badass.
[01:49:17]  It was a badass hotel.
[01:49:19]  I cashed in the Starwood points to have like one of these intimate, they had like an intimate acoustic session with, I'm not going to tell you the musician, but because it's a, it's, I couldn't believe it when I got it.
[01:49:32]  I spent so much money at this hotel that, you know, when they had this, what would they call it?
[01:49:39]  They call it moments.
[01:49:40]  They call it Starwood Moments.
[01:49:43]  And you could go and spend your freaking Starwood points, and you could literally go and meet famous people.
[01:49:51]  I mean, you could, I mean, they had like you spend your Starwood points and get a personal day with like Roger Federer on the freaking tennis court.
[01:50:01]  Spend the day with like, you know, I think it was like Fred Couples or something on the golf course.
[01:50:07]  I mean, really, really cool stuff, man.
[01:50:08]  So anyway, I didn't mean to digress there.
[01:50:12]  Just saying, I'm doing great.
[01:50:14]  I do not know if this is going to, I don't know if it's going to be a good move or not.
[01:50:20]  I hope it is.
[01:50:21]  All right.
[01:50:21]  I hope it is.
[01:50:22]  Anonymous Radio Graffiti.
[01:50:24]  Thank you, Z Frostwire.
[01:50:28]  Hey, Anonymous, you there?
[01:50:33]  You son of a bitch.
[01:50:35]  Why are you there?
[01:50:35]  Why do you got your hand up there, boy?
[01:50:38]  Hey, we got Karaskin.
[01:50:39]  What's going on to Karaskins?
[01:50:42]  Hey, I'm glad you loved the new logo.
[01:50:44]  And everybody else loved the new logo as well.
[01:50:47]  Yeah, everybody did.
[01:50:50]  Do you want to let everybody know who did it?
[01:50:54]  It was me.
[01:50:55]  I created a logo for you.
[01:50:58]  That's right.
[01:50:59]  You love it.
[01:51:02]  Everybody does love it.
[01:51:03]  As a matter of fact, folks, it was Karaskin that created the new logo, folks.
[01:51:08]  And, you know, I have to say, I'm very proud of Karaskin.
[01:51:13]  You know, we, you know, he did a commission.
[01:51:16]  And, you know, much props.
[01:51:18]  As a matter of fact, he's getting commissions as we speak because of it.
[01:51:22]  So you're making some cash, man?
[01:51:25]  Well, yeah, but it's going to take a while to get more customers in the future.
[01:51:32]  Absolutely.
[01:51:34]  No, absolutely.
[01:51:35]  I think that people are going to ask you for some commissions thereafter.
[01:51:39]  Hey, man, do you want to give a shout out to anybody?
[01:51:43]  Radio Jacobin did.
[01:51:47]  Oh, right.
[01:51:48]  Teutonic Plague, actually.
[01:51:51]  And by the way, about this whole body pillow thing, the only worst body pillow you're ever going to see is Naked Hillary Clinton.
[01:52:01]  I don't think we'd want that.
[01:52:03]  No way.
[01:52:04]  No, no, don't even go there, Karaskin.
[01:52:07]  Anyway, Karaskin, thank you very much for your logo and all you do.
[01:52:12]  And let everybody know that you're available for commissions, man.
[01:52:16]  Okay, thank you.
[01:52:19]  Oh, let them know.
[01:52:20]  Let everybody know.
[01:52:22]  All right.
[01:52:22]  Oh, sorry.
[01:52:23]  Anyway, if you guys feel like you want to buy a commission from me, you know where to find me on Conrad underscore Con.
[01:52:33]  And you will see the pinned tweet with the listed prices you'll see on my Twitter page.
[01:52:39]  It's all easy to get into me.
[01:52:42]  And let me tell you, I've been looking at some of the oh, I'm sorry, Karaskin.
[01:52:46]  Don't mean to cut you off, man.
[01:52:47]  I just wanted to remind everybody that I've been looking at some of these sketches that you're going to come out with that are going to be political in nature that are going to be comparable to Ben Garrison.
[01:52:57]  You know what I'm saying?
[01:52:58]  So I'm very proud of you on that, man.
[01:53:01]  And I'm telling you, you're rocking it.
[01:53:04]  You're turning into a capitalist right before our very eyes.
[01:53:07]  I appreciate you, man.
[01:53:09]  Thank you very much, Karaskin.
[01:53:11]  Been a pleasure.
[01:53:12]  Thank you.
[01:53:13]  No, no problem, man.
[01:53:14]  Thank you very much.
[01:53:15]  Anyway, once again, that's Karaskin.
[01:53:17]  He's always been a part of the show.
[01:53:19]  And yours truly did commission him.
[01:53:21]  I mean, you know, it was a business transaction.
[01:53:25]  And, you know, I liked it.
[01:53:30]  I liked the avatar.
[01:53:31]  My wife loved it.
[01:53:33]  So if my wife likes it, I like it.
[01:53:35]  All right.
[01:53:36]  813 Radio Graffiti.
[01:53:51]  Because I'm Slim Shady.
[01:53:52]  It's not the real stadium.
[01:53:53]  You want the Sling Daddies and just demonstrate the most of the camera.
[01:53:56]  I mean, shut up.
[01:53:58]  Shut him off.
[01:53:59]  Shut him off already for Christ's sake, man.
[01:54:02]  Jesus Christ.
[01:54:04]  Who else do we have here?
[01:54:05]  We got 304 Radio Graffiti.
[01:54:09]  Guess, can I buy one of Engineers Used Diapers?
[01:54:11]  Signed by the man himself, of course.
[01:54:14]  Shut up.
[01:54:17]  Engineers use diapers.
[01:54:19]  616 Radio Graffiti.
[01:54:22]  Jesus Christ, Joseph.
[01:54:24]  I can't believe you hit the engineer again.
[01:54:27]  I didn't hit the engineer.
[01:54:29]  Shut up.
[01:54:30]  Stop spreading that slanderous rumor that I'm abusing the engineer.
[01:54:34]  All right, stop it.
[01:54:36]  All right, seriously, just stop it.
[01:54:40]  Anyway, who else we got here?
[01:54:42]  We got anonymous radio graffiti.
[01:54:50]  Another Helen Keller deaf mute, you sorry sack of crap.
[01:54:53]  512 radio graffiti.
[01:54:56]  We got disco waffle radio graffiti.
[01:55:00]  Congratulations, I am.
[01:55:12]  Oh, no.
[01:55:13]  No, no more brony crap, man.
[01:55:16]  Enough.
[01:55:17]  Enough with these damn bronies.
[01:55:19]  Enough.
[01:55:22]  Jesus Christ, man.
[01:55:25]  Enough of these bronies, man.
[01:55:27]  Enough of them.
[01:55:28]  I've had enough.
[01:55:29]  252 radio graffiti.
[01:55:32]  Ghost, how much does it cost to get into the engineer's inner circle?
[01:55:37]  Shut up.
[01:55:38]  The engineer doesn't have an inner circle.
[01:55:42]  All right.
[01:55:43]  I mean, what do y'all?
[01:55:44]  I mean, give me a break, man.
[01:55:45]  Seriously, do you want to, like, I don't know what y'all want an autograph of the engineer?
[01:55:50]  Is that it, huh?
[01:55:51]  Should I have the engineer stay late tonight and get some autographs and sell them on Ghost Market or something?
[01:55:56]  Is that what you want?
[01:55:57]  Huh?
[01:55:58]  Ghost.market?
[01:55:59]  Do you want me to go?
[01:56:01]  Just shut up.
[01:56:02]  All of you people, just shut up.
[01:56:03]  Anonymous Radio Graffiti.
[01:56:12]  What are y'all anonymous people doing?
[01:56:13]  Get these anonymous assholes off the line, engineer.
[01:56:15]  Get them off.
[01:56:18]  You're stinking up the place with nothing.
[01:56:21]  With nothingness.
[01:56:22]  Get them out of here.
[01:56:25]  919 Radio Graffiti.
[01:56:28]  This is True Pounds Radio.
[01:56:31]  He's a killer right, so get a bat.
[01:56:48]  He's going to have a beautiful batman on his face.
[01:56:59]  You son of a fish.
[01:57:03]  All right.
[01:57:04]  When I give you one of these signals, I give you one of freaking one of these for freaking me since you did appointment show.
[01:57:11]  Not for you to freaking take over.
[01:57:13]  You understand that?
[01:57:15]  No, that's a splice.
[01:57:16]  I never treated the engineer like that.
[01:57:18]  That's a splice.
[01:57:20]  I would never do that to the engineer.
[01:57:22]  God damn you, trolls, man.
[01:57:25]  Goddamn you.

=== Freaking Baller Friday End (07:10) ===

[01:57:27]  Jesus Christ.
[01:57:28]  Anonymous, Radio Graffiti.
[01:57:32]  They don't go see Radio Graffiti.
[01:57:35]  Never fret, folks.
[01:57:36]  Next week, we are going to add the third hour.
[01:57:40]  Tell me the lies.
[01:57:41]  Tell me people lie.
[01:57:50]  Son of a bitch.
[01:57:50]  You got damn it.
[01:57:52]  Shut up.
[01:57:55]  Shut up.
[01:57:56]  Okay.
[01:57:57]  Screw you people.
[01:57:58]  I've had enough.
[01:57:59]  All right.
[01:57:59]  I've had enough of this crap.
[01:58:01]  I've had enough.
[01:58:03]  All right.
[01:58:04]  This is going to be one of the worst Bowler Fridays I ever had.
[01:58:09]  Ever.
[01:58:09]  Ever in my life.
[01:58:11]  Ever.
[01:58:18]  Ever.
[01:58:21]  And I'm done with this crap.
[01:58:22]  Give me the mic.
[01:58:23]  Give me the mic.
[01:58:24]  Man, I'm done with.
[01:58:25]  I'm so done with this crap.
[01:58:27]  I'm so done.
[01:58:28]  I'm so goddamn done.
[01:58:32]  Anyway, folks, I'm leaving town here this weekend.
[01:58:35]  I'm getting the hell out of here.
[01:58:37]  All right.
[01:58:38]  Once again, we're probably going to implement the third hour sometime next week, folks, because I got out of my plate, man.
[01:58:46]  I got a lot to do for Christ's sake, man.
[01:58:49]  And moreover, folks, I may take down the autographs probably by tomorrow evening.
[01:58:55]  I had no idea that we were going to have such a high, quick demand.
[01:59:01]  The last thing I need is an extra workload, especially, you know, doing little cat lady art stuff.
[01:59:08]  All right.
[01:59:09]  So, once again, folks.
[01:59:13]  Boarshead invites you to enlighten your senses, introducing Boar's Head Ichiban Teriyaki style chicken.
[01:59:20]  Inspired by Japanese master chefs, our signature teriyaki glaze is crafted with garlic, ginger, and a hint of brown sugar, then paired with our tender, slow-roasted chicken breast for a flavor that's sweet, savory, remarkably bold.
[01:59:36]  Boar's head Ichiban teriyaki-style chicken, the bold flavor of Japan, now at the deli.
[01:59:42]  Compromise elsewhere.
[01:59:45]  Go ahead and if you want an autograph, take them while they're there.
[01:59:49]  If you are a part of the inner circle, DM me probably this evening around 7 or 8 this evening.
[01:59:55]  I will give you a promo code so that you can get your inner circle discount and so on and so forth.
[02:00:03]  So, once again, folks, you can go there by putting in your address bar.
[02:00:07]  You got to type in the HTTP colon slash/slash ghost.market.
[02:00:13]  All right.
[02:00:14]  And when you go there, you can go and, like I said, I'm probably going to take it down by tomorrow.
[02:00:19]  I had no idea that we were going to have this kind of a demand for it.
[02:00:24]  And let me tell you, I don't know what, like I said, I don't know what I'm going to do.
[02:00:30]  As for the inner circle, I don't know what I'm going to do this weekend.
[02:00:32]  So keep your emails open.
[02:00:34]  Keep your DMs open.
[02:00:35]  I may just have a spontaneous PAL talk session once again and just invite everybody.
[02:00:40]  And the only people that could talk are the inner circle.
[02:00:43]  I'm not really sure yet.
[02:00:45]  I have a lot on my plate, a lot of things I'm doing.
[02:00:47]  I'm in transition.
[02:00:49]  I'm going through this move.
[02:00:51]  I'm doing a lot of crap, folks.
[02:00:53]  All right, so please bear with me once again.
[02:00:56]  All right.
[02:00:56]  Anyway, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me on this ridiculous Baller Friday.
[02:01:01]  Probably one of the worst Baller Fridays I have ever seen and ever heard in my life.
[02:01:07]  All right.
[02:01:08]  And everybody who appreciates the new avatar, I really appreciate it.
[02:01:13]  I liked it.
[02:01:14]  I think that, you know, people are already tweeting at me, stating that, hey, it really looks like you.
[02:01:20]  I mean, I'm not trying to offend you, but I mean, that looks like the voice.
[02:01:25]  You know what I'm saying?
[02:01:25]  That's what they're saying.
[02:01:26]  I think that's kind of funny.
[02:01:28]  Anyway, folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me for Christ's sake.
[02:01:32]  And, you know, once again, I will be back here Monday, 4 p.m. Central Standard Time.
[02:01:40]  Hold on.
[02:01:42]  614 radio graffiti.
[02:01:47]  The ballhorns cry.
[02:01:48]  Oh, God, why?
[02:01:50]  Deep in the heart of Texas.
[02:01:55]  The liberals ball and ball and ball.
[02:02:00]  Deep in the heart of Texas.
[02:02:03]  All the blacks say holla, and the people worship Holla.
[02:02:08]  Deep in the heart of Texas.
[02:02:11]  The cowards ran and hide to the Alamo inside.
[02:02:16]  Deep in the heart of Texas.
[02:02:20]  And why?
[02:02:23]  Jesus Christ.
[02:02:24]  You know, I knew I shouldn't have taken that call.
[02:02:31]  God stand, what a way to end up freaking baller friday, for Christ's sake, man.
[02:02:38]  Jesus Christ.
[02:02:39]  You know what?
[02:02:39]  I'm out of here.
[02:02:40]  All right, that's enough.
[02:02:41]  I'm done.
[02:02:41]  I'm done.
[02:02:42]  This Baller Friday sucks.
[02:02:44]  Oh, Frankie Mike.
[02:02:45]  This Baller Friday officially sucks.
[02:02:48]  I can't believe that I conducted this broadcast.
[02:02:50]  I should have just called it sick today.
[02:02:52]  I'm done.
[02:02:53]  Stick a goddamn fork at me.
[02:02:54]  I'm done.
[02:02:59]  with this crap, man.
[02:03:00]  I'm telling you.
[02:03:03]  Oh, my God, man.
[02:03:05]  I'm just, I'm.
[02:03:07]  I'm at a loss for words for Christ's sake.
[02:03:09]  Anyway, I'm getting the hell out of here.
[02:03:10]  I'll be here Monday, 4 p.m. Central Standard Time.
[02:03:14]  And that's all there is to it, all right?
[02:03:17]  Hope everybody appreciates the new logo.
[02:03:19]  I like it.
[02:03:20]  I think it's great.
[02:03:22]  And if you don't, suck it.
[02:03:23]  All right.
[02:03:24]  If you don't like it, then suck it.
[02:03:25]  Suck it.
[02:03:27]  All right.
[02:03:27]  And moreover, if you want to get a personalized, hand-crafted, handmade with silver and gold acrylic paint signature autograph of this man right here of yours truly, well, then by God, go ahead to go to ghost.market in your browser.
[02:03:45]  Go there and go ahead and take advantage.
[02:03:47]  I may pull them down by tomorrow evening, tomorrow, Saturday evening.
[02:03:52]  So take advantage of them.
[02:03:53]  And once again, if you're a part of the inner circle, go ahead and DM me or email me and I will give you the promo code 7 or 8 p.m. Central Standard Time tonight.
[02:04:02]  All right?
[02:04:03]  Anyway, I'm out of here, folks.
[02:04:05]  Long live the capitalist army and death of feminism, death to socialism, death to communism, and death, death, death to totalitarianism.
[02:04:20]  When you don't go to Geico.com, car insurance can be hard.

=== Yelling Screaming Geico Review (00:57) ===

[02:04:37]  Like early 90s heavy metal art.
[02:04:40]  I'm yelling and screaming and I'm wound.
[02:04:51]  Geico makes it easy.
[02:04:52]  You can review and update your policy or report a claim on Geico.com or the Geico mobile app.
[02:04:57]  Because shouldn't we all have a little less stress in our lives?
[02:05:01]  I'm not even upset about anything.
[02:05:05]  Boar's Head invites you to enlighten your senses, introducing Boar's Head Ichiban Teriyaki style chicken.
[02:05:12]  Inspired by Japanese master chefs, our signature teriyaki glaze is crafted with garlic, ginger, and a hint of brown sugar, then paired with our tender, slow-roasted chicken breast for a flavor that's sweet, savory, remarkably bold.
[02:05:27]  Boar's head Ichiban teriyaki style chicken.
[02:05:30]  The bold flavor of Japan.
[02:05:32]  Now at the deli.
[02:05:33]  Compromise elsewhere.