True Capitalist Radio - September 15th, 2016 True Capitalist Radio Hosted By Ghost EP 352
Aired: 2016-09-15
Duration: 02:02:22


=== True Capitalist Radio Intro (05:11) ===

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[00:00:28]  Compromise elsewhere.
[00:00:30]  Block talk radio.
[00:00:34]  Here we go.
[00:00:40]  Last off.
[00:00:44]  This is True Capitalist Radio.
[00:00:47]  True Capitalist Radio.
[00:00:50]  I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
[00:00:55]  The badass of business.
[00:00:57]  Give him capitalism or give him death.
[00:00:59]  That's it.
[00:01:00]  Period.
[00:01:01]  Broadcasting from his skylight office studios in beautiful downtown Austin, Texas.
[00:01:05]  You sound fruitier than a box of fruit loops, for Christ's sake.
[00:01:09]  And now, he'll take it from here.
[00:01:11]  Your host, the prognosticator of prognosticators, the man they call...
[00:01:16]  Go Me.
[00:01:36]  And thank you for tuning in with me to another edition of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
[00:01:44]  And of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
[00:01:50]  And once again, folks, I want to thank you very much for tuning in with me.
[00:01:55]  Before we get started, folks, this is episode number 352, episode number 352, for all the folks that are keeping track of the True Capitalist Radio Show.
[00:02:04]  And before we get into anything else, I'd like for everybody to please spread it around like wildfire.
[00:02:10]  And if the reason there's a little bit of lack of enthusiasm in my voice, folks, is because for some reason the switchboards are down here at Blog Talk Radio.
[00:02:22]  And I want to – wait a minute.
[00:02:25]  What's going on?
[00:02:26]  The BTR stream isn't working now?
[00:02:29]  All right.
[00:02:30]  I'm serious.
[00:02:31]  I'm serious.
[00:02:31]  Now we don't even have the stream going on.
[00:02:34]  Hello.
[00:02:36]  Is anybody listening to me?
[00:02:37]  I can see that there's nobody here listening, at least in the switchboard.
[00:02:42]  Is the stream at least on?
[00:02:46]  Am I just sitting here talking?
[00:02:49]  Jesus.
[00:02:51]  Hello, Testies.
[00:02:54]  Testies.
[00:02:57]  Anyway, folks, if you haven't already done so, please follow me on Twitter.
[00:03:00]  The Twitter name to follow is PoliticsGhost.
[00:03:02]  All one word, no underscores.
[00:03:05]  Politics Ghost.
[00:03:08]  Okay, the stream is running.
[00:03:09]  Thank you very much.
[00:03:10]  Unfortunately, we do not have anything going on with the switchboard.
[00:03:14]  So I guess we're going to be pretty interactive on the stream or on the Twitter today, I guess.
[00:03:19]  All right.
[00:03:20]  I guess people are going to have to interact here with the Twitter.
[00:03:23]  So if you don't have a Twitter, my apologies, folks.
[00:03:26]  But that's the way we're going to have to do it today.
[00:03:29]  I mean, look, I'm not going to just stop the broadcast here, all right?
[00:03:32]  I got an audience, Blog Talk Radio.
[00:03:34]  Don't you understand it?
[00:03:37]  I got an audience out here.
[00:03:41]  And anyway, it's at least good to know that the damn the stream is up.
[00:03:47]  So that's that's good to know for Christ's sake.
[00:03:49]  All right.
[00:03:50]  I just don't believe that, of course, once again, we have a problem with something or other.
[00:03:58]  It's one thing or another.
[00:03:59]  And I know folks are probably getting all critical and saying, go somewhere else, ghost, go somewhere else.
[00:04:04]  I'm telling you, folks, I have a very good relationship with Blog Talk Radio.
[00:04:08]  I know they're trying to expand.
[00:04:10]  They're trying to do a bunch of stuff.
[00:04:11]  And, you know, unfortunately, you know, you got, you know, some dickadickadoos that happen or whatever.
[00:04:19]  Whatever.
[00:04:20]  Whatever.
[00:04:22]  Anyway, I have a very good relationship with Blog Talk Radio.
[00:04:25]  And I hope, I hope that we get this situated, which I think we will here in the next hour or so.
[00:04:32]  So I'd continue to try to call in if you were interested in participating in today's broadcast.
[00:04:37]  It is a Thursday edition of the True Capitalist Radio Show.
[00:04:41]  I'd like to remind everybody that you can go to the archive of every damn episode that yours truly has ever conducted at blogtalkradio.com slash ghost.
[00:04:54]  That's blogtalkradio.com slash ghost.
[00:04:59]  Every one of my episodes that I've ever conducted is there to download.
[00:05:02]  Absolutely free, folks.
[00:05:05]  And of course, it's the official website of the True Capitalist Radio Show.
[00:05:09]  Anyway, let's just get right into it, folks.

=== Trump Polls and Candidates (12:54) ===

[00:05:11]  Has everybody seen the latest Donald Trump poll that's come out with the L.A. Times?
[00:05:21]  You understand?
[00:05:21]  This is the L.A. Times out here.
[00:05:23]  The lame stream, mainstream media is bowing down to Trump now.
[00:05:28]  They can't deny it.
[00:05:30]  They cannot deny it.
[00:05:31]  And let me tell you, this is exciting.
[00:05:33]  This is exciting because I honestly believe that we are within striking distance, folks.
[00:05:39]  I sincerely hope that these damn Democrats prop this broad Hillary Rotten Clinton up.
[00:05:45]  I hope that they continue her forward.
[00:05:48]  And let me tell you, as I stated yesterday, even if she does happen to become incapacitated, she can no longer run.
[00:05:55]  She unfortunately passes on, whatever the case might be, these people do not get another candidate.
[00:06:02]  They don't get another candidate.
[00:06:06]  Especially after all the corruption, after all the criminality that's been uncovered and all the DNC leaks, how they legitimately robbed, all right, legitimately robbed Bernie Sanders of the nomination.
[00:06:21]  I mean, it's proven right there in the leaks, for Christ's sake.
[00:06:24]  It's unbelievable.
[00:06:25]  All right.
[00:06:26]  And yet, if something happens to Hillary Rotten Clinton, these Democrats think that they're going to have another shot.
[00:06:32]  Hell no.
[00:06:33]  That's why I keep saying, folks, if something happens to Hillary Rotten Clinton, we have to stand up in unison and make sure that this government understands that we do not want to suspend the damn election.
[00:06:44]  We do not want a suspended election.
[00:06:47]  We do not want a suspended election.
[00:06:52]  These Democrats just don't get another nominee.
[00:06:54]  That's all there is to it, all right?
[00:06:58]  That's all there is to it.
[00:07:01]  And it makes me sick.
[00:07:02]  I'm telling you, it makes me sick to my stomach that we've got to sit here and entertain the notion that if somehow the Democrats don't have a nominee because Hillary Rotten Clinton's health, that they're going to somehow suspend the elections and get another goddamn candidate.
[00:07:18]  No, no, no.
[00:07:20]  We do not let them do it.
[00:07:24]  You're going to ride or die, baby.
[00:07:25]  You're going to ride or die with Hillary Rotten Clinton.
[00:07:28]  That's all there is to it, all right?
[00:07:31]  That's all there is to it.
[00:07:32]  You do not pass go.
[00:07:34]  You do not collect $100.
[00:07:36]  If she croaks, that's tough titty, Democrats.
[00:07:40]  That's tough titty.
[00:07:41]  That's all I'm saying.
[00:07:42]  That's tough titty.
[00:07:43]  It's over.
[00:07:44]  You're not going to bring in Joe Biden.
[00:07:46]  You're not going to prop up an old 75-year-old prostate-infected Bernie Sanders.
[00:07:51]  He doesn't even want to do it.
[00:07:53]  You know it, and I know it.
[00:07:54]  He doesn't want to do it.
[00:07:55]  This guy's having the time of his life taking trips to nowhere, speaking to sparse crowds now, whoever will give him a buck or two, all right, with his new political group, Our Revolution.
[00:08:09]  You know what I mean?
[00:08:11]  Give me a break.
[00:08:14]  Just bring back Bernie Sanders.
[00:08:16]  I mean, can you believe that?
[00:08:18]  Once Hillary went down, the Field of Burn people, man, Jesus Christ, man, let it go.
[00:08:25]  Let it go, all right?
[00:08:27]  You people are clinging on to something that never was.
[00:08:30]  Don't you understand that now?
[00:08:32]  Let it go.
[00:08:33]  You see, this is the problem with you people in life.
[00:08:36]  You dedicate your soul to something that you didn't even understand to begin with.
[00:08:41]  And now when the reality comes in and slaps you upside your stupid, fat, filthy, disgusting, pop marked face, all of a sudden you want to just kind of pretend it didn't happen.
[00:08:53]  And then when the possibility arises that possibly Bernie Sanders could come back and take the nomination, all of a sudden, oh, yes, let's get Bernie Sanders back.
[00:09:11]  Oh, my God.
[00:09:14]  And what is Bernie Sanders going to do anyway?
[00:09:16]  I mean, what is he going to do?
[00:09:18]  He's going to come in and he's going to give his speech.
[00:09:20]  He doesn't even want to do it.
[00:09:21]  You understand?
[00:09:22]  He does not want to do it.
[00:09:24]  He's just bought his third house in Vermont for Christ's sake.
[00:09:27]  Are you kidding me?
[00:09:28]  This guy's probably sucking the sap out of every goddamn tree.
[00:09:32]  All right.
[00:09:33]  He's sucking the syrup out of every freaking sap of the tree out there in Vermont for Christ's sake.
[00:09:38]  I'm serious, man.
[00:09:40]  This guy's not ready to go out and run for president again.
[00:09:43]  All right?
[00:09:45]  I mean, Jesus Christ, man.
[00:09:48]  I mean, just imagine, you know, they go knock on Uncle Bernie's door, right?
[00:09:51]  They're like, hey.
[00:09:54]  Mr. Sanders, it seems as if Hillary Rotten Clinton just took a dirt nap.
[00:10:00]  And you are technically next on the ballot, sir.
[00:10:04]  You do have the delegates necessary to legally put forth a claim that you are the rightful substitutional candidate.
[00:10:14]  What do you want us to do, sir?
[00:10:17]  Oh, wait a minute.
[00:10:19]  Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
[00:10:21]  Hold on here.
[00:10:22]  Hold on.
[00:10:23]  I'm having a good time here out here in Vermont.
[00:10:26]  All right?
[00:10:27]  Don't bother me.
[00:10:28]  I'm watching old episodes of the Golden Girls over here.
[00:10:32]  I got, you know, six pack of Ovalteen drinking over here.
[00:10:37]  All right?
[00:10:38]  You're about to make me miss my favorite episode of Matlock.
[00:10:42]  So no, don't tell him I can't.
[00:10:45]  Tell him I'm too busy.
[00:10:48]  Tell them I'm fighting the revolution.
[00:10:50]  That's what I'm doing.
[00:10:51]  Tell them it's not about one guy.
[00:10:53]  You know, they always fall for that crap.
[00:10:55]  All right.
[00:10:56]  Go, go, go, man.
[00:10:57]  Tell them it's not all for one guy.
[00:10:59]  I'm out here fighting the revolution.
[00:11:02]  All right.
[00:11:02]  I'm tired.
[00:11:03]  I'm 75 years old.
[00:11:04]  I mean, these young pricks, you know, these young pricks.
[00:11:07]  I'm 75 years old.
[00:11:10]  I wake up five times to take a whiz.
[00:11:12]  And these pricks want me to go out there and run for president again.
[00:11:17]  God damn.
[00:11:18]  Oy Vay.
[00:11:20]  I mean, come on, baby.
[00:11:22]  That's what he's going to say, man.
[00:11:23]  He's going to say he doesn't want to have nothing to do with it.
[00:11:27]  Doesn't want to be a freaking presidential candidate again.
[00:11:30]  Are you joking for Christ's sake?
[00:11:32]  Jeez.
[00:11:34]  Oh, my God.
[00:11:36]  Anyway, folks, look, I don't mean to keep harping on this subject matter, but I tend to believe that I don't think Hillary Rotten Clinton is going to make the first debate.
[00:11:48]  I don't think she's going to survive the election, man.
[00:11:50]  I mean, her health looks completely horrible, completely debilitating.
[00:11:55]  I mean, you've got doctors now speculating that this is not just Parkinson's.
[00:12:01]  This could be cancer.
[00:12:03]  It could be a brain tumor.
[00:12:06]  You had a doctor by the name of Dr. Pachinik making the claim that according to his analysis and his observation, that not only has this could she have a brain tumor, but it could have also spread to her lung, which is why she continues to have this constant dry cough.
[00:12:28]  Because, folks, a dry cough, you know, it's not necessarily a good sign.
[00:12:32]  It's typically a sign of cancer.
[00:12:35]  And, I mean, that's, I mean, I don't know what to say.
[00:12:38]  I mean, you know, she's falling down all over the place.
[00:12:42]  There's something seriously wrong going on.
[00:12:46]  But I'm telling you, this woman, she is going to, I don't care, she doesn't care, obviously, whether she just kind of has to be propped up into the White House.
[00:12:59]  She's going to do it, all right?
[00:13:01]  I mean, she's going to do it for Christ's sake, man.
[00:13:05]  I mean, good God.
[00:13:06]  I mean, look, speaking of which, speaking of the devil, she came out of her crypt here.
[00:13:12]  Did you see that, Hillary Rotten Clinton?
[00:13:14]  I don't know.
[00:13:14]  I haven't seen the pictures.
[00:13:15]  I mean, I've only read the stories.
[00:13:18]  I've been too busy, I don't know, trying to make a living out here instead of worrying about whether this old leather bag is going to come out and show her disgusting cryptkeeper looking self.
[00:13:28]  But apparently, according to reports, she's coming out, and she's going to hit the campaign trail again, supposedly, and she feels great.
[00:13:36]  Some stupid, ridiculous two-bit doctor can put out some report that's, oh, Hillary Clinton is in great health.
[00:13:44]  Really?
[00:13:44]  Great health?
[00:13:45]  I mean, oh, Jesus Christ, what reality are we living in?
[00:13:49]  Seriously, man.
[00:13:50]  What goddamn reality are we living in, for Christ's sake, man?
[00:13:54]  Jesus Christ.
[00:13:56]  Oh, my God.
[00:13:59]  Anyway, look, I'm sorry to hear, folks, that, you know, you folks can't call in.
[00:14:06]  The engineer is working whatever his magic can, and there is no callers on the switchboard, folks.
[00:14:13]  It's really, really unfortunate.
[00:14:15]  My apologies on that.
[00:14:17]  Once again, having technical difficulties here at Blog Talk Radio.
[00:14:22]  We're having technical difficulties here.
[00:14:24]  But hey, look, on the positive side, look at the mainstream media has to admit that Trump on a national scale is up by six points.
[00:14:33]  All right.
[00:14:33]  And that's the LA Times saying that poll there.
[00:14:36]  They cannot lie.
[00:14:38]  They cannot sit here and try to masquerade the truth.
[00:14:42]  No one wants Hillary Rotten Clinton as president, all right, for a variety of different factors.
[00:14:47]  And the damn health thing just put a cherry on the top.
[00:14:50]  You know what I mean?
[00:14:52]  Put a cherry on the damn top.
[00:14:55]  And look, I got a lot of people on Twitter getting a little upset here about the lack of being able to call in.
[00:15:02]  I want to say my apologies once again.
[00:15:04]  I mean, look, goddamn it, man.
[00:15:07]  I mean, I know people are getting upset.
[00:15:10]  I know people want to call in.
[00:15:11]  I mean, that's the whole purpose of the show here.
[00:15:12]  It's interactive, baby.
[00:15:13]  You understand?
[00:15:15]  They make it a little interactive out here.
[00:15:18]  Oh, my God.
[00:15:19]  You know what?
[00:15:19]  I need a drink for Christ's sake.
[00:15:21]  You see, Blog Talk Radio, you're driving me to Drink now.
[00:15:25]  You see, you're driving me to Drink now.
[00:15:28]  God damn it.
[00:15:28]  Give me my drink.
[00:15:30]  Good God.
[00:15:36]  Oh, man, that makes things all better.
[00:15:38]  I'll tell you that right now.
[00:15:42]  Woo!
[00:15:44]  I'm telling you, that's the way it is.
[00:15:46]  Anyway, don't worry, folks.
[00:15:49]  The engineer has the Twitter popped up on the main screen here, folks.
[00:15:54]  So we'll be looking at the Twitter from non-stop until we start seeing callers on the switchboard because, I mean, I just, I mean, I just can't work like this.
[00:16:08]  I just can't work like this, man.
[00:16:12]  But I'm sure they're getting on it.
[00:16:14]  I'm not going to take them to the woodshed just yet.
[00:16:17]  All right?
[00:16:18]  I'm not going to take them to the woodshed just yet.
[00:16:21]  I'm going to give them a benefit of the doubt.
[00:16:24]  I'm going to give them a benefit of the doubt here.
[00:16:26]  That's what I'm going to do.
[00:16:27]  All right?
[00:16:30]  They're good people over there.
[00:16:32]  They've let yours truly do his little thing.
[00:16:36]  And we've been all right.
[00:16:37]  So let's just move on to the broadcast.
[00:16:39]  Let's hope that we get the technical difficulties solved.
[00:16:42]  Well, I mean, we could use a little bit of Mr. Optimistic, huh?
[00:16:46]  Hey, Mr. Optimistic, come on over here.
[00:16:48]  Give us some optimistic words, shall you?
[00:16:51]  Yeah.
[00:16:52]  You see, what you need to do is put all the negativity that is coming your way, the bad stuff, the things that make life that much more difficult, the obstacles.
[00:17:05]  And don't look at them as bad things.
[00:17:08]  Look at them as a pathway to a new life.
[00:17:14]  Because life isn't about what a preconceived notion is in your mental capacity.
[00:17:20]  No.
[00:17:22]  It is a journey in which you navigate your pathways based upon the obstacles at hand.
[00:17:30]  And if you confront life in this capacity, you will conquer it.
[00:17:36]  Thank you, Mr. Optimism.
[00:17:38]  Thank you, Mr. Optimism.
[00:17:40]  I really appreciate that.
[00:17:41]  I'm telling you, you know, this guy, Emma, he inspires me.
[00:17:44]  You know what I mean?
[00:17:46]  He inspires me, to say the least.
[00:17:51]  Anyway, folks, once again, we are sitting here.
[00:17:55]  We have no goddamn people on the switchboard.
[00:18:01]  So let me continue going on, shall we?
[00:18:03]  All right, we talked about Hillary Clinton coming out of her crypt.

=== FBI Tape and James Comey (12:42) ===

[00:18:06]  All right, supposedly she's going to hit the campaign trail.
[00:18:09]  Supposedly she feels better for Christ's sake.
[00:18:12]  Supposedly she's in great shape, in great health for Christ's sake, according to some two-bit doctor.
[00:18:21]  So we shall see.
[00:18:23]  I mean, to be honest with you, I'd like to know if that's really her out there.
[00:18:28]  At this point, after that collapse and spell on the 9-11 Memorial, after she just collapsed, and look, I don't know if this was an internet rumor.
[00:18:38]  Can somebody confirm or deny this?
[00:18:40]  Because I don't know if this is a fact, but did she literally collapse at the same time as one of the damn towers fell?
[00:18:48]  Because if that's the case, man, oh, man, that's God's work right there.
[00:18:53]  All right, that's God's work right there.
[00:18:58]  I think it's God's work now.
[00:19:00]  I mean, let me tell you, she's trying to will herself into the White House.
[00:19:03]  And let me tell you something.
[00:19:06]  Nature, you know, time, Grandfather Ty, every one of the gods are working against this stupid old leather bag.
[00:19:15]  I'm telling you, I think she's her wishes have already been spent, all right, to say the least.
[00:19:23]  I'm not joking around.
[00:19:24]  I think it's been spent.
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[00:19:58]  Jesus Christ, man.
[00:20:01]  Anyway, folks.
[00:20:03]  Oh, look at this.
[00:20:03]  Look at this.
[00:20:04]  Out of Daniel Savino Jr., I think this is the man that is in charge of Donald Trump's communication.
[00:20:13]  He just tweeted, breaking exclusive Hillary Clinton campaign, systematically overcharging the poorest donors via the Observer.
[00:20:23]  I guess that's the publication that broke this story.
[00:20:26]  And I guess Liz Krokkin, I believe is her name.
[00:20:31]  She's the one I believe is the one who's the author of this story.
[00:20:35]  I wouldn't doubt it.
[00:20:36]  I mean, folks, have y'all read the DNC leaks, folks?
[00:20:40]  I mean, what a filthy bunch of trash these Democrats are.
[00:20:43]  I'm serious.
[00:20:44]  What a bunch of filthy trash.
[00:20:47]  Why are these people walking the face of the planet, free people?
[00:20:50]  I don't understand this.
[00:20:51]  How come they're not being arrested?
[00:20:53]  I mean, there are so much crimes and corruption and just the stench of it.
[00:21:01]  I can smell it from here.
[00:21:03]  And yet they're walking the face of the planet.
[00:21:05]  I don't understand why these people aren't in a jail cell right now.
[00:21:09]  Why are these people not in a jail cell?
[00:21:13]  All of them, man.
[00:21:15]  All of them.
[00:21:18]  Anyway, folks, let me move on.
[00:21:20]  I'm going to calm down.
[00:21:20]  Look, I'm trying to have a decent, trying to have a decent day today.
[00:21:25]  I mean, we've been having a rough week, all right?
[00:21:27]  And it's getting a little rougher, obviously, because of the damn call system situation here.
[00:21:32]  I have no idea what the hell is going on with the call system, but my apologies to that, folks.
[00:21:37]  I just, Jesus Christ, I just can't work like this, right?
[00:21:43]  I just can't work like this.
[00:21:44]  Anyway, folks, let me move on with the broadcast.
[00:21:47]  Once again, Hillary Clinton comes out of her crypt, and she is now out supposedly on the campaign trail stumping out here.
[00:21:56]  And not to mention, folks, did you hear that Obama was, I guess, fundraising, I'm assuming, for Hillary Rodden Clinton in New York here recently.
[00:22:03]  And this son of a bitch was stopping traffic in New York, preventing people that needed medical treatment and ambulances just to wait on the side of the road so this son of a bitch could literally just kind of have a one-way path, secure path, so that he could go fundraise, for Christ's sake.
[00:22:21]  I mean, what a slime ball, man.
[00:22:24]  I'm telling you, these Democrats are just heartless, soulless trash.
[00:22:28]  I mean, corrupt, criminal, soulless crap.
[00:22:32]  You know what I mean?
[00:22:35]  Jesus Christ, what a bunch of losers these people are.
[00:22:38]  But soulless, just completely soulless.
[00:22:41]  Anyway, look, let's be positive here.
[00:22:44]  You know, Mr. Optimism's little speech there, he's giving me some positivity here.
[00:22:48]  Even though we have no callers, Trump's in the lead, baby.
[00:22:52]  I mean, I can see it.
[00:22:53]  I can see a President Trump now.
[00:22:55]  All right?
[00:22:56]  I mean, if something happens to Hillary, folks, once again, mark my words, if something happens to Hillary, they're going to suspend this election.
[00:23:04]  And you can't let them.
[00:23:05]  There are other candidates that are there.
[00:23:07]  There's Gary dumbass Fruit Bowl idiot Johnson and Jill trying to out liberal Pocahontas Stein and Donald Trump.
[00:23:19]  I mean, these Democrats don't deserve another option given the facts that have come under, that have been unearthed, I should say, via the DNC leaks, folks.
[00:23:32]  These people should have no nothing.
[00:23:34]  I mean, they should have no benefit of the doubt for anything.
[00:23:37]  These people are lucky they're not in jail.
[00:23:42]  Jesus Christ.
[00:23:43]  I'm not kidding around.
[00:23:44]  They're lucky they're not in jail.
[00:23:48]  Anyway, folks, let me move on to the next portion of the broadcast here.
[00:23:52]  Did you hear FBI head James Comey?
[00:23:57]  I guess he was talking in one of these Q ⁇ A sessions.
[00:23:59]  You know, that's what these bureaucrats like to do.
[00:24:01]  They like to be invited to some kind of Q ⁇ A session, and you got a group of people.
[00:24:05]  They're sitting there in a chair.
[00:24:06]  There's some jerk off talking to them and stuff.
[00:24:09]  Anyway, he said, you know, a little bit of a tip for people.
[00:24:14]  And remind you, this is the head of the FBI.
[00:24:18]  A little tip for you people.
[00:24:19]  Cover your webcams with tape so you can thwart hackers.
[00:24:24]  Oh, oh, oh, oh, thanks, James Comey.
[00:24:29]  Oh, my God.
[00:24:30]  I mean, is this guy saying this to be like sarcastically a jerk?
[00:24:36]  I mean, seriously, I mean, this sounds like a sarcastic shot at the American public as far as I'm concerned.
[00:24:44]  Cover your freaking webcam with tape to thwart hackers.
[00:24:49]  I mean, what a cocky bureaucratic son of a bitch.
[00:24:54]  I mean, I take that personally offensive there, Comey.
[00:24:58]  You know, and here we were at one point thinking that maybe Comey was under duress as it pertained to this non-suggestion to the DOJ of prosecution of Hillary Rotten Clinton's emails.
[00:25:11]  Lo and behold, this guy is knee-deep in the corruption with these stupid, sorry sacks of four-flushing trash.
[00:25:20]  All right?
[00:25:21]  So I have no sympathy for James Comey anymore, for Christ's sake.
[00:25:26]  And there's a reason why there's a lot of people that are in the underlings of the FBI that are completely disgusted at what's going on out there.
[00:25:36]  All right?
[00:25:37]  I'm serious.
[00:25:41]  Jesus Christ.
[00:25:42]  What a joke.
[00:25:44]  Put tape over your webcam.
[00:25:47]  I mean, you're the head of the FBI, asshole.
[00:25:50]  Put freaking, I mean, oh, Jesus Christ.
[00:25:54]  Why don't you say something like, hey, why don't you change your passcode every like two or three weeks?
[00:25:59]  Or, hey, why don't you maybe get some antivirus software?
[00:26:02]  Or, hey, something that nobody really talks about, why don't you put a firewall on your computer?
[00:26:08]  All right, so you can monitor the ingoing and outgoing freaking traffic on your goddamn system.
[00:26:13]  Why don't you tell them that there, Comey, you stupid, sorry sack of crap?
[00:26:19]  I mean, what a condescending bureaucrat.
[00:26:21]  I'm telling you, I took offense to that.
[00:26:23]  You should take offense to it, too.
[00:26:25]  All right?
[00:26:27]  I mean, you should take offense to it, too.
[00:26:29]  What a scumbag.
[00:26:32]  This is the head of the FBI here, man.
[00:26:35]  Oh, my God.
[00:26:36]  What a joke.
[00:26:37]  What an utter joke.
[00:26:39]  Put freaking tape over your goddamn webcam.
[00:26:42]  Oh, my God.
[00:26:43]  Well, luckily, I don't have a webcam.
[00:26:45]  I don't want a webcam.
[00:26:47]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:26:49]  Why does anybody want a webcam anyway unless you're going to sit there and play with your wang with some bimbo in Bangkok or something of that nature?
[00:26:58]  I mean, seriously, there's nothing but nefarious things that can culminate with a camera on a goddamn computer in front of your face.
[00:27:06]  Let me give you a break, man.
[00:27:10]  Good God, man.
[00:27:11]  I'm serious.
[00:27:15]  I just took offense to what James Comey said.
[00:27:17]  I mean, this is the head of the FBI here.
[00:27:19]  You know, this is the guy that supposedly knew all the intricate details as it related to the email situation to Hillary Rotten Clinton here.
[00:27:31]  Jesus Christ, man.
[00:27:34]  Oh, look, there's always something going on.
[00:27:37]  What is it about this time when stuff just happens here?
[00:27:41]  I'm sitting here, I'm trying to go off on this idiot James Comey over here.
[00:27:46]  And I mean, telling people to put tape on their freaking webcam in some corner floor to thwart hackers instead of telling them, you know, why don't you get a firewall and maybe secure your system?
[00:27:58]  Jesus Christ, man.
[00:28:01]  Oh, my God.
[00:28:02]  Anyway, look, according to some breaking news here, apparently shots reported in Midtown Manhattan with a heavy police presence.
[00:28:16]  Let me go ahead and retweet that.
[00:28:18]  Thank you, Capitalist Kush.
[00:28:22]  I mean, here we go again.
[00:28:23]  I'm telling you, do not be surprised for any of these weird-ass false flag mass shootings.
[00:28:30]  I mean, they're going to pull out all stops, folks.
[00:28:32]  You've got to be on the lookout for this stuff because I do not believe that they are going to go quietly in that good night.
[00:28:40]  This woman, Hillary Rotten Clinton, is at the brink of death, and they know that the American public is not going to stand for a suspended election based on the premise of Hillary Rotten Clinton dropping dead.
[00:28:53]  Because most people would feel like, well, why did she lie to us initially about her health to begin with?
[00:29:00]  So they can't do that.
[00:29:01]  So what they're going to do is, if they're not going to attempt to try to have some nuclear confrontation with Russia or China, they're probably going to go and try to do one of these little mass shootings that seem to come about all the time.
[00:29:16]  You notice that?
[00:29:18]  Jesus Christ.
[00:29:22]  No, I agree, Mellie.
[00:29:24]  I know exactly what you're talking about.
[00:29:26]  Nothing's really safe or secure.
[00:29:27]  I'm just saying, and I mean, FBI head could have done something better of a suggestion than putting a goddamn piece of tape on your freaking webcam.
[00:29:40]  Good God, but I appreciate it.
[00:29:41]  I know exactly what you're talking about there.
[00:29:43]  Anyway, I mean, it's just getting worse and worse.
[00:29:48]  Please, folks, if you're monitoring this situation, let us know what's going on here.
[00:29:53]  I would not be surprised if this is some kind of episode.
[00:29:57]  And you notice that these episodes always happen in the most gun-free zones, right?
[00:30:01]  Isn't that what New York City is supposed to be?
[00:30:04]  That was supposed to be like some gun-free, you know, oh, we got a socialist mayor now, and everybody's singing Kumbaya.
[00:30:13]  I mean, just Jesus Christ, man.
[00:30:17]  I mean, we were just, literally, I think that we were falling backwards in IQ collectively as a human race in this country because I just, I don't know where logic has gone.
[00:30:28]  You know what I mean?
[00:30:31]  I don't know where logic has gone anymore, for Christ's sake, man.
[00:30:37]  And hey, feral capitalist on Twitter, I absolutely agree.
[00:30:40]  It's sad that we have to get RT for news while the rest is censored out here.
[00:30:45]  You know what I mean?
[00:30:48]  Jesus Christ.

=== Internet History Before Webcams (02:15) ===

[00:30:49]  Somebody, Hillary Croaking, saying most people who have webcams probably only have it because it came with their laptop.
[00:30:56]  Well, that's one reason I wouldn't buy a laptop, man.
[00:30:59]  I don't want a freaking webcam on anything.
[00:31:01]  I give a crap about a webcam.
[00:31:04]  Jesus Christ, man, webcams, for Christ's sake, man.
[00:31:08]  Nothing but nefarious things can happen with webcams, man.
[00:31:12]  You know, I don't mean to go off on a tirade here, but man, you know, back in the 90s when I first got introduced to the Internet, when the Internet actually was first, you know, put into the general public domain, if you understood how to get on it, I liked it a lot, man.
[00:31:35]  I thought it was a great tool for knowledge, for exchange of ideas.
[00:31:40]  Everybody that was on the Internet at that time, I'm talking anywhere from 93 to about 97, 98, when they put out Windows 98, man, that's when more people got on the Internet and it just started stinking up the place.
[00:31:56]  But anyway, as we got closer to 98, you know, it was a real close community on the Internet at that time.
[00:32:04]  When we got close to 98, man, that's when we started seeing, you know, chat rooms and message boards and these types of things started resorting to having this as a means to find someone socially, you know.
[00:32:28]  You know, they utilize like chat rooms and message boards and they're going out and they're trying to find love on the internet, which was really, really ironic to those of us of higher intellectual capacity that fools would actually get on an internet and look for internet romance.
[00:32:52]  I mean, this was before webcams.
[00:32:54]  This was before voice chat.
[00:32:57]  All right.
[00:32:57]  I mean, this is when, you know, you still had, you know, 1-800 call ATT for collect calls, for Christ's sake.

=== Anime Shows and Virtual Reality (04:27) ===

[00:33:04]  All right.
[00:33:06]  So anyway, as we got closer to 98, 99, I mean, we started seeing this whole dynamic of people coming onto the internet that were literally, that was their focus.
[00:33:21]  Their focus was sociality instead of utilizing the internet as a means of expanding one's knowledge base, opening up one's intellectual potential, communicating with others so that they can inspire you or exchange ideas, so on and so forth.
[00:33:44]  And we went from that, and I'm telling you, it was 98, 99 when the apex of what used to be a great internet started going down and it went down quickly.
[00:33:58]  And now, with all due respect, folks, I mean, that's basically all it is now.
[00:34:04]  People are not living real lives anymore to the point now, and I guess we'll go ahead and go into the next freaking subject matter here.
[00:34:13]  I don't know if you folks have been hearing this, but what's coming out here soon, it's already been debuted in Tokyo, virtual women.
[00:34:26]  That's right.
[00:34:28]  Remember, I was talking about all these anime freaks and all these people that like to, you know, view these, you know, ridiculous cartoons of females that are real soft and innocent, but yet they're voluptuous.
[00:34:48]  It's just ridiculous, all right?
[00:34:50]  It's freaking ridiculous.
[00:34:52]  But what's coming around the pike, huh?
[00:34:58]  What is coming around the pike?
[00:35:00]  Virtual love, baby.
[00:35:02]  And that means that these people, and look, this attendants were holding up a smartphone at the Tokyo Game Show in 2016 here.
[00:35:13]  Just happened today, Tokyo Game Show.
[00:35:16]  They can literally, and look, this is just a couple of people that are showing off different virtual reality setups.
[00:35:23]  There's virtual reality setups that their own systems like the Oculus Rift.
[00:35:28]  I think HTC put out one, which I hear is actually better than the Oculus Rift.
[00:35:33]  But I'm not trying to digress into a damn virtual reality gaming debate.
[00:35:42]  Or you have these virtual reality setups where you just kind of put your phone on a contraption that you put over your face and the phone itself acts as if it's a virtual reality setup.
[00:35:55]  Well, what they are now selling, and it's going to be coming here very soon, are a virtual girlfriend based upon anime little female caricatures.
[00:36:10]  And folks, if you have not seen these ridiculous caricatures of anime, Jesus Christ, it's unbelievably pathetic.
[00:36:19]  All right?
[00:36:20]  It's unbelievably pathetic.
[00:36:23]  And you see, this is why I got off on this tirade about when I was in the 90s and the folks that we, you know, I talked about yesterday, that, you know, we corresponded out of respect for each other, our knowledge, our respect for each other's knowledge, our understanding that the whole reason why we appreciated one another's correspondence was to gain more knowledge and, you know,
[00:36:53]  apply that knowledge to be influential when time came, you know, whenever that time came.
[00:37:03]  Anyway, the point is, folks, is that now the internet is literally turning in to what sociality is.
[00:37:13]  All right?
[00:37:15]  So now, literally, you know, yeah, here, thank you very much.
[00:37:20]  Here, let me go ahead and retweet that.
[00:37:22]  Japanese men prefer virtual girlfriends to sex.
[00:37:27]  Here it is.
[00:37:29]  It's coming here soon, folks.
[00:37:30]  It's unbelievable.

=== Desperate Relations and Poker (15:03) ===

[00:37:32]  And that's why I do not like this whole cartoon fetish nonsense, man.
[00:37:37]  And look, this means that these, you know, clopping brony idiots can, you know, have virtual, you know, relations with a goddamn pony.
[00:37:47]  If you're a furry, you know, you can have virtual relations with a freaking furry for Christ's sake.
[00:37:54]  I mean, can we, come on, please stop.
[00:37:57]  Just stop.
[00:37:59]  Whatever happened to just going out and screwing somebody?
[00:38:02]  Whatever happened to that, huh?
[00:38:03]  Oh, what?
[00:38:04]  Feminism took that away?
[00:38:06]  Oh, that's BS.
[00:38:07]  You know what I mean?
[00:38:08]  That's BS, for Christ's sake.
[00:38:10]  Well, you know what?
[00:38:10]  I take that back.
[00:38:12]  I take that back.
[00:38:13]  You know, let me tell you something that happened to me personally here recently.
[00:38:18]  I was standing in line in a grocery store, and, you know, there was some like, you know, 40-year-old cougar, you know, that was in front of me, right?
[00:38:29]  And I don't know what she was doing.
[00:38:33]  I'm just waiting in line.
[00:38:34]  She kind of like, I don't know, gets startled or something, and she has her back to me, and, you know, I'm facing her.
[00:38:41]  She has her back to me.
[00:38:42]  She kind of like goes backwards and accidentally, her hand brushes up against my crotch region, all right?
[00:38:49]  I'm not joking, all right?
[00:38:51]  So, you know, I decided to make a joke about it.
[00:38:55]  I guess it's because you idiot trolls are now rubbing off on me or something, right?
[00:38:59]  So I literally, I didn't know how to react.
[00:39:02]  So what I did is, hey, don't touch my gun.
[00:39:06]  That's how I reacted.
[00:39:07]  I swear to God, that's what I said.
[00:39:09]  Hey, don't touch my gun.
[00:39:12]  And literally, after I said that, this woman looks at me like I literally just took a piss on her, man.
[00:39:19]  I mean, she's like, oh, my God, what do you mean, touch your gun?
[00:39:23]  I don't want to touch your effing gun.
[00:39:25]  And she starts making a big scene.
[00:39:28]  And I'm like, oh, no, Jesus Christ.
[00:39:31]  I'm looking for people that are putting their camera phones up.
[00:39:35]  I'm like, look, I'm sorry.
[00:39:36]  I was just joking.
[00:39:37]  I'm sorry.
[00:39:38]  I don't want to touch your freaking gun.
[00:39:40]  I don't want to touch your gun.
[00:39:44]  Oh, my God.
[00:39:45]  Gee, what a, what's going on, man?
[00:39:48]  No, I'm just joking.
[00:39:51]  I was just joking.
[00:39:54]  Jesus Christ.
[00:39:56]  I'm not.
[00:39:57]  That really happened, folks.
[00:39:58]  I'm not kidding around, man.
[00:40:00]  I'm not kidding around, man.
[00:40:02]  I'm serious.
[00:40:03]  As a matter of fact, people that were in line with us were even.
[00:40:06]  I mean, even another lady was like, lady, please, come on, all right?
[00:40:10]  I was watching.
[00:40:11]  I mean, he was just joking.
[00:40:12]  It's a joke.
[00:40:13]  All right?
[00:40:14]  He was trying to make an uncomfortable situation a little bit more comfortable.
[00:40:18]  And here you are blowing up.
[00:40:19]  So I literally, people had my back.
[00:40:21]  Luckily, we had some sane people around me.
[00:40:26]  But good God, man.
[00:40:28]  I mean, I was just joking.
[00:40:30]  I mean, she got startled.
[00:40:31]  Her hand literally touched my crotch region.
[00:40:34]  You know what I mean?
[00:40:35]  I mean, she literally felt the, you know, the John Holmes sausage a little bit there.
[00:40:39]  And I'm like, hey, don't touch my gun.
[00:40:43]  I mean, what the hell's wrong with that?
[00:40:46]  I don't guess.
[00:40:47]  Why would somebody freak out like that?
[00:40:50]  Why would somebody freak out like that?
[00:40:54]  Jesus Christ, man.
[00:40:58]  I don't get it, man.
[00:41:02]  Oh, my God.
[00:41:04]  Jesus Christ, man.
[00:41:06]  Anyway, look, I'm just, I don't know what the hell to say after that.
[00:41:12]  And no, I'm not Hugh Mangus or Hugh Munga.
[00:41:17]  I'm not that guy.
[00:41:18]  All right, please.
[00:41:19]  No, no, I'm not that guy.
[00:41:21]  Shut up.
[00:41:22]  Don't start.
[00:41:23]  Don't, don't even.
[00:41:24]  I'm serious.
[00:41:25]  Do not even.
[00:41:28]  I just heard about that guy like this morning.
[00:41:32]  Somebody tweeted at me, and I was like, what the hell's going on?
[00:41:34]  What is this?
[00:41:35]  And the reason I clicked it because he looks like one of these poker players.
[00:41:43]  What the hell is his name?
[00:41:44]  Ezra.
[00:41:44]  I forgot his name.
[00:41:45]  Ezra, whatever the hell his name is.
[00:41:47]  One of these big-ass poker players out there in Vegas.
[00:41:50]  I actually like playing poker.
[00:41:52]  So, you know, none of that online poker crap.
[00:41:55]  I'm talking real poker.
[00:41:56]  I'm talking, I go down to the casinos, boy, and play some damn poker, some cash games, too.
[00:42:02]  None of that pussy whip freaking tournament crap.
[00:42:04]  I hate tournaments.
[00:42:06]  You know what I mean?
[00:42:07]  Tournaments are for pussies.
[00:42:08]  You want to know why?
[00:42:10]  Because you don't get the true experience of having to put your money where your mouth is, baby.
[00:42:15]  You understand?
[00:42:17]  So anyway, Jesus Christ.
[00:42:21]  Anyway, look, I didn't mean to talk.
[00:42:23]  I didn't mean to get that personal here.
[00:42:25]  All right, but I just literally had to say that story.
[00:42:28]  I just, because, I mean, just, I mean, I'm glad there was a lady there that said that.
[00:42:35]  She said, hey, look, he's just trying to make an uncomfortable situation comfortable, lady.
[00:42:40]  You know?
[00:42:42]  I just say, hey, don't touch my gun.
[00:42:49]  I mean, she flipped out, man.
[00:42:52]  You would think that this woman would have given me, you know, an eye wink or something.
[00:42:57]  You know what I mean?
[00:43:00]  These women, I'm telling you, man, no wonder everybody's alone now.
[00:43:04]  No wonder you got these dorks over here Getting some kind of a pocket puntang and putting on some freaking virtual reality glasses and going to work.
[00:43:14]  You know what I mean?
[00:43:17]  I mean, Jesus Christ, you know what?
[00:43:19]  We should have a campaign.
[00:43:20]  Let's, how can I put it?
[00:43:23]  Let's get a good campaign slogan going on.
[00:43:26]  Make America screw again.
[00:43:28]  All right?
[00:43:30]  I mean, I'm talking, screw somebody, a live person, a person, okay, Axles?
[00:43:36]  A person.
[00:43:38]  Not an animal or something.
[00:43:40]  A person.
[00:43:42]  Make America screw again.
[00:43:44]  And look, of course, when I say that, I say that in the most safest means possible.
[00:43:49]  Please protect yourself.
[00:43:51]  All right?
[00:43:52]  I'm serious.
[00:43:53]  You can go out and do whatever it is that you want to do.
[00:43:55]  Protect yourself at all times.
[00:43:57]  Do not think that it, you know, oh, it's not going to happen to me.
[00:44:00]  Oh, okay.
[00:44:02]  All right.
[00:44:03]  Tell that to Greg Luganis.
[00:44:04]  All right.
[00:44:05]  Tell that to Magic Johnson.
[00:44:06]  Even though Magic Johnson is probably one of the longest sons of bitches I've ever seen that ever lived with the AIDS.
[00:44:13]  So I think that's a little bit ironic.
[00:44:16]  You know?
[00:44:17]  Even though I don't think he ever had it.
[00:44:19]  Excuse me.
[00:44:21]  Anyway, and moreover, folks, you know, try to prevent yourself from having children you don't want.
[00:44:27]  All right?
[00:44:28]  We got a lot of single mother larva out here.
[00:44:31]  And unfortunately, they are a byproduct of women that decided that they thought that something that looked good in a leather jacket and slick back hair was good enough to penetrate their bodies and ejaculate their bodily fluids inside them.
[00:44:47]  Nine months later, a baby comes out and the man ain't there, so the woman's got to go out and throw the kid wherever video game.
[00:44:57]  The freaking child, illegal alien child care provider, all that crap.
[00:45:03]  So that's why I'm saying, you know what?
[00:45:05]  Let's make America screw again.
[00:45:07]  All right.
[00:45:07]  Because look, go out and go have sex with a decent person.
[00:45:12]  All right.
[00:45:13]  I'm serious.
[00:45:14]  Go have some relations, please.
[00:45:16]  All right.
[00:45:17]  It's actually better than going and rubbing one out on your own.
[00:45:21]  I mean, seriously.
[00:45:22]  I mean, you're just, you're literally just rubbing one out on your own, fellers.
[00:45:27]  All right, ladies.
[00:45:30]  All right.
[00:45:30]  I don't know.
[00:45:31]  You ladies now, man.
[00:45:32]  Y'all are.
[00:45:33]  I don't know what y'all are doing.
[00:45:35]  I mean, y'all ladies are now.
[00:45:37]  Did y'all have y'all heard about these freaking now, like these super gyration toys for Christ's sake?
[00:45:44]  I mean, it's literally like a freaking saddleback or something, and they get on it for Christ's sake, and it's amped up for like, I don't know, 10,000 CC or something.
[00:45:54]  And then, and, ah!
[00:45:57]  I mean, literally, that's, I mean, I don't know what that's about.
[00:46:01]  I mean, I don't know what the hell that's about, but gentlemen, you know, go out and do something.
[00:46:07]  Go out and try to score and bump a live one.
[00:46:10]  All right.
[00:46:10]  And let me tell you, don't act like you're desperate.
[00:46:13]  All right.
[00:46:13]  Women hate desperate men.
[00:46:16]  They hate desperate, man.
[00:46:17]  They hate it.
[00:46:19]  They're like a man who's like a little confident, you know what I'm saying?
[00:46:22]  Is going to go up to him and ask him, just ask him some questions as if, you know, you're not even bothered by it.
[00:46:29]  You go up to him and you say, hey, how's it going?
[00:46:31]  Cash the Spirit of the Rams all season long at Vaughns and Pavilions with the game on sweetsteaks.
[00:46:36]  Look for the game on participating player tags throughout the store.
[00:46:38]  Buy three and enter your code for a chance to win great prizes like a new grill for game day parties and tell gaming fun.
[00:46:43]  Use your club card to get nature's harvest bread.
[00:46:45]  20 ounce selected varieties, only $2.99.
[00:46:48]  And Oroe country potato or 12-gran bread.
[00:46:50]  24 ounces, $2.99.
[00:46:52]  No purchase necessary.
[00:46:53]  Open to residents of Southern California County's listed in rules, 18 years and older.
[00:46:56]  And January 3rd, 2017.
[00:46:57]  Enter code by January 10th, 2017.
[00:46:59]  Rules at GameOnSoCal.com.
[00:47:02]  Anybody here, you know, just think of something.
[00:47:05]  If you're at a bar to say, any drink specials out here tonight, man?
[00:47:10]  And she'll tell you, oh, yeah, what are you drinking there?
[00:47:15]  Okay, get two of those here.
[00:47:18]  My name is so-and-so.
[00:47:19]  How are you doing?
[00:47:21]  Yeah, pretty nice place here to usually drink here.
[00:47:25]  It's as simple as that.
[00:47:26]  God damn it, man.
[00:47:29]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[00:47:30]  I'm telling you, man.
[00:47:31]  I'm telling you.
[00:47:32]  This is what happens when you take the father out of the equation, man.
[00:47:36]  This is what happens.
[00:47:37]  All right?
[00:47:39]  That's what happened.
[00:47:40]  swig of this drink here.
[00:47:48]  Hey, look, I know people are shocked that I'm trying to encourage sexual relations.
[00:47:52]  Look, no one's having it anymore.
[00:47:55]  You understand that?
[00:47:56]  No one's having it anymore, for Christ's sake, man.
[00:48:01]  And I'm trying to encourage gentlemen to stop acting like a bunch of desperate rub one-outers and go out and act like a man and go up to a woman and act confident for Christ's sake.
[00:48:11]  Don't act desperate.
[00:48:12]  Even if you want the woman, act like you don't want her, but communicate with her.
[00:48:16]  That's the whole point.
[00:48:17]  That's the game.
[00:48:18]  The game is that you want to go up to her.
[00:48:21]  You want to get her attention.
[00:48:22]  You want her to communicate with you, but you don't want her to get that you're a desperate piece of shit.
[00:48:28]  Excuse my French.
[00:48:29]  I'm sorry.
[00:48:31]  I have to put an exclamation point there.
[00:48:35]  All right?
[00:48:36]  Seriously.
[00:48:36]  I mean, just go up to them and just talk to them.
[00:48:38]  I mean, talk confidently.
[00:48:40]  Don't stutter like some of you people do when you call up.
[00:48:44]  Don't stutter.
[00:48:44]  If you have to go to the bathroom, write the crap down.
[00:48:47]  Put it on your freaking phone, whatever the case might be.
[00:48:53]  Good God, man.
[00:48:55]  I can't believe I'm having this conversation, but listen to me, man.
[00:48:58]  We need to have more gentlemen going after women.
[00:49:01]  All right?
[00:49:04]  Jesus Christ.
[00:49:08]  Oh, my God.
[00:49:10]  I'm just saying, man.
[00:49:11]  I'm just saying.
[00:49:11]  All right.
[00:49:14]  All right.
[00:49:14]  Give us more getting chick tips.
[00:49:17]  What else do you want, man?
[00:49:19]  What else do you want?
[00:49:20]  Look, I mean, you just go up to them.
[00:49:22]  First of all, you've got to put yourself in a social situation.
[00:49:24]  All right.
[00:49:25]  Now, I wouldn't recommend going to bars unless you, you know, I wouldn't.
[00:49:30]  And if you do go to bars and score with these women, I wouldn't necessarily take them very seriously unless they take you seriously.
[00:49:37]  Who knows?
[00:49:38]  But typically, most women that go to bars are just going there to get free drinks and, you know, look for a good time.
[00:49:46]  But let's say you're at a party.
[00:49:47]  Let's say you're at a wedding.
[00:49:48]  Let's say you're anywhere and you see some girl and you like her.
[00:49:52]  Now, once again, you've got to know your freaking role.
[00:49:56]  I mean, if you're an ugly, fat piece of crap, all right?
[00:50:00]  And look, you've got to be honest with yourself, man.
[00:50:02]  You've got to be honest.
[00:50:03]  If you're an ugly, fat piece of crap, if you've got a disgusting face, you know if you do, all right?
[00:50:10]  And let me explain how you know if you do.
[00:50:12]  Have any chicks gone up to you just randomly and tried to have your attention?
[00:50:16]  Well, then you're a fat, ugly piece of crap.
[00:50:18]  All right.
[00:50:19]  I'm sorry.
[00:50:20]  I'm sorry.
[00:50:21]  I'm just saying.
[00:50:21]  Any kind of female, any of them, even if they're fatties, even if they're ugly females trying to come up to you and say, hey, how you doing?
[00:50:29]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:50:30]  Or trying to get your attention, then yeah, maybe you're not the most attractive feller, okay?
[00:50:34]  Well, then, first and foremost, you've got to dress better, all right?
[00:50:40]  You got to dress better, all right?
[00:50:42]  You got to go and make yourself look like you're worth something.
[00:50:46]  And it's not to make the woman believe that you're going to buy her something.
[00:50:50]  It's to make her believe that you're somebody.
[00:50:53]  You see, women don't want to give up the pooon to nobodies.
[00:50:58]  They don't want to give up the poon to somebody who is a cock.
[00:51:01]  You understand that?
[00:51:04]  Want to give up to the poon to somebody who looks like they're in charge.
[00:51:08]  They're somebody.
[00:51:09]  They've got good threads on.
[00:51:11]  They take care of themselves for Christ's sake.
[00:51:13]  I mean, you don't necessarily have to be a fit bastard, but comb your hair.
[00:51:18]  You know, get the crud out your eyes for Christ's sake.
[00:51:21]  All right?
[00:51:21]  Take the boogers out of your nose.
[00:51:23]  All right.
[00:51:24]  Shave your freaking face.
[00:51:26]  All right.
[00:51:26]  Unless you've got an ugly face.
[00:51:27]  Then grow the beard and make sure the beard's trimmed.
[00:51:30]  You know, and go.
[00:51:32]  All right, just go up to these women and just start talking to them and say, hey, how you doing?
[00:51:36]  This place here, huh?
[00:51:37]  Can you believe it?
[00:51:39]  And look, you can judge whether or not she wants to talk to you based on her reaction.
[00:51:43]  All right?
[00:51:45]  Just based on her reaction.
[00:51:46]  Just go up to her and if you're at a wedding, just say, hey, what's going on?
[00:51:50]  You with the groom or bride?
[00:51:52]  Yeah, I'm with the groom.
[00:51:55]  Man, I can't believe it.
[00:51:56]  Weddings, huh?
[00:51:58]  Oh, yeah, weddings.
[00:52:00]  Are you married?
[00:52:01]  Oh, no, I'm not married.
[00:52:04]  Are you married?
[00:52:05]  No, no, I'm not married at all.
[00:52:07]  I'm just kind of one of those lost souls, I guess.
[00:52:12]  And then she'll say, oh, what do you mean, lost souls?
[00:52:15]  And then that's when you got to go off the head, baby.
[00:52:17]  That's when you've got to start freestyling and be like, well, you know, I'm one of those people that just kind of believes in being old-fashioned.
[00:52:24]  You know, I like sitting at home and, you know, cooking a meal and watching Netflix.
[00:52:31]  I mean, all those chicks love that crap.
[00:52:33]  I mean, you've got to understand what chicks like.

=== Gym Rats and Meatheads (05:30) ===

[00:52:35]  I'm not saying to lie, because at some point you may have to do those things if you're selling this woman on that.
[00:52:45]  But seriously, it's just all about the gift of Gab, babe.
[00:52:49]  It's all about the game.
[00:52:50]  That's what women want.
[00:52:52]  They like playing games.
[00:52:53]  Women really like playing games.
[00:52:54]  I'm serious.
[00:52:56]  I mean, I'm not trying to be sexist here, but that's literally all they like to like playing games.
[00:53:01]  All right?
[00:53:03]  I'm serious.
[00:53:04]  I'm not kidding around.
[00:53:05]  And they like talking about themselves.
[00:53:09]  All right?
[00:53:09]  And if they don't like talking about themselves, if they're asking you questions, well, then they're into you.
[00:53:15]  Because if they're asking you questions, then they're sizing you up.
[00:53:18]  And maybe you need to, you know, basically go off the cuff, but not off the stupid cuff.
[00:53:24]  And this will kind of challenge you in a way to be able to think on your toes for Christ's sake.
[00:53:29]  All right?
[00:53:31]  So anyway, folks, I mean, that's the tip.
[00:53:33]  I don't want to, you know, extend this all into the whole broadcast, but I do want to encourage people just to go up to somebody, man, and just talk to them.
[00:53:40]  And don't talk to them with the intention of you wanting them.
[00:53:45]  All right?
[00:53:46]  And if they talk to you, don't assume that you're with them.
[00:53:49]  All right.
[00:53:50]  Don't get false cues.
[00:53:51]  You see, that's a bad part about it.
[00:53:55]  All right?
[00:53:57]  I'm serious.
[00:53:57]  I mean, that's the bad part about it.
[00:53:59]  You can't just think that because she's, you know, talking to you, because she's smiling at you, that she really does want to dig you.
[00:54:06]  You have to continue to work that perimeter so that she makes the initial contact with you or you make the initial contact with her.
[00:54:14]  Now, if she makes the initial contact with you, like she touches you on your shoulder or like, you know, you know how it is.
[00:54:21]  Let me tell you, anytime a woman touches a man, and women know this too, all right?
[00:54:26]  Anytime a woman touches a man, she's trying, that is a flirtatious move, all right?
[00:54:31]  I'm serious because women do not like to touch people they don't want to touch, all right?
[00:54:36]  I'm telling you, if it was a fat, turdy piece of garbage right in front of her, I guarantee you she wouldn't want to touch that son of a bitch.
[00:54:44]  But if it's somebody that she's like, hey, you know, he's letting my guard down and he's funny.
[00:54:50]  I like him.
[00:54:52]  And they like touch your shoulder or touch your hand or something of that.
[00:54:56]  You better really, oh man, here we go.
[00:54:58]  All right, well, let me continue to work that perimeter so that I can turn that into, you know, maybe a little bit more of a touch, maybe to a dance, you know, maybe to, I mean, you understand what I'm saying here, all right?
[00:55:13]  Come on.
[00:55:14]  Come on.
[00:55:18]  And let me tell you, before I get on the Twitter shout-outs here, please know your league, man.
[00:55:23]  I mean, seriously.
[00:55:24]  All right?
[00:55:25]  I know all you want like hot pieces of tail.
[00:55:29]  All right.
[00:55:30]  I'm serious.
[00:55:31]  I know that you all want hot pieces of tail, but you need to realize who you are, all right?
[00:55:37]  And if you have no hot pieces of tail or anything that looks like what you want coming up to you ever in your life, then you need to take it a step down or two, all right?
[00:55:48]  And if you just absolutely have to have those, you know, beautiful broads that you have in your fantasy, well, you need to do one of two things, all right?
[00:55:58]  You either need to become an insanely badass capitalist so you can buy these chicks like two or three at a time, or you have to basically fix your face, all right, get a personal trainer, get ripped, and maybe you'll get some of these chicks.
[00:56:18]  Because let me tell you, these meatheads nowadays, they're not even getting the chicks now.
[00:56:22]  You know what I mean?
[00:56:23]  I mean, like 10 years ago, all you had to be was a little stupid meathead, and you'd have chicks coming up to you, you know, trying to rub on your guns for Christ's sake, man.
[00:56:32]  Nowadays, chicks know that if it's a meathead, he's probably a homosexual.
[00:56:39]  Look, I'm not, look, I don't mean to hate on anybody who's a gym rat and is not a homosexual.
[00:56:48]  I'm sorry that you're encapsulated in this group, but a group is defined by its majority.
[00:56:52]  And if you're a gym rat, you know what I'm talking about, all right?
[00:56:56]  I guarantee you, if you're a gym rat and you're a heterosexual gym rat and you're a heterosexual musclehead, you're not going into those gym showers.
[00:57:04]  I guarantee goddamn T you.
[00:57:07]  I guarantee you, you're not going to that gym bathroom.
[00:57:10]  I guarantee goddamn Tai.
[00:57:15]  I mean, hell, even the transsexuals know this out here in Austin, Texas.
[00:57:20]  They don't even want to go for meatheads.
[00:57:23]  All right?
[00:57:24]  Because most meatheads want to be plowed in their pooper.
[00:57:27]  I'm sorry to get that vulgar, folks, but I'm telling you, every time you see some over-steroid-infested meathead, you better guarantee goddamn T that that person has been penetrated in their sphincter several times.
[00:57:42]  All right?
[00:57:43]  I mean, if we could go take that Kenyan test, you remember that African test where they stick a prod up the freaking sphincter, for Christ's sake, to see if somebody has been penetrated in their orphan or not.
[00:57:55]  I guarant goddamn T that at least nine and a half out of ten meatheads would have had that goddamn, that eight has penetrated for Christ's sake.

=== Technical Difficulties in the House (14:32) ===

[00:58:06]  Anyway, look, I don't even know why I'm talking about this.
[00:58:08]  The only reason I'm saying this, folks, is because I don't like meatheads.
[00:58:11]  I don't like them, all right?
[00:58:13]  I don't like them.
[00:58:14]  They're stupid.
[00:58:15]  They're ridiculous.
[00:58:16]  They're dumb, and they're fruity.
[00:58:18]  All right?
[00:58:20]  Anyway, let me move on to some Twitter shout-outs, folks.
[00:58:23]  I'm sorry, I'm going off keyster.
[00:58:24]  You people have gotten me into a whole nother direction here.
[00:58:29]  Jesus Christ.
[00:58:30]  As a matter of fact, we're approaching the second hour of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
[00:58:35]  And, of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
[00:58:40]  And once again, folks, I want to thank you very much for tuning in with me.
[00:58:45]  Once again, I'd like for everybody to please, unfortunately, you cannot call in.
[00:58:50]  I have no idea what's going on.
[00:58:52]  We're having a technical difficulty situation over here.
[00:58:56]  So let's go ahead and get to some Twitter shout-outs instead of dwelling on, you know, the unfortunate obstacle in our way, as Mr. Optimism would say.
[00:59:07]  Anyway, do we got any Twitter shout-outs to be had, dear engineer?
[00:59:14]  All right, well, let's go ahead and do some Twitter shout-outs.
[00:59:17]  And for you folks that are unaware, you can go to my Twitter account, PoliticsGhost, all one word, no underscores, politics ghost, and retweet the tweet that states, True Capitalist Radio Live, baby.
[00:59:33]  True Capitalist Radio Live.
[00:59:35]  And I will give you a Twitter shout-out live right here on the broadcast, right here, right now on the True Capitals Radio Show.
[00:59:43]  All right, we've got Ann and the Wizard in the house.
[00:59:46]  What's going on here?
[00:59:47]  We've got Virtual Wife for Ghost.
[00:59:50]  Ah, jeez.
[00:59:51]  No.
[00:59:52]  Not, no, no, no.
[00:59:57]  Son of a bitch.
[00:59:59]  We've got useless nothing ghost.
[01:00:02]  Oh, Jesus.
[01:00:03]  Shut up.
[01:00:05]  You shove up your ass.
[01:00:06]  I got your useless nothing, you son of a bitch.
[01:00:11]  Anyway, we've got Feral Capitalist in the house.
[01:00:13]  Hillary Croaking in the house.
[01:00:15]  K-pop capitalist.
[01:00:18]  Custom Ghost 420.
[01:00:20]  The TCR Steam Chat.
[01:00:22]  What's going on?
[01:00:25]  The Diploronic Plague.
[01:00:29]  Excuse me.
[01:00:29]  Jesus Christ.
[01:00:30]  It's a tongue twister there.
[01:00:32]  We've got Zim Tower.
[01:00:35]  We've got Bernie Burnout LOL.
[01:00:37]  Yeah, no kidding, for Christ's sake.
[01:00:39]  Got Trump and Capitalist in the house.
[01:00:42]  SWAT Ghost for ending the show.
[01:00:44]  What the hell is that, you son of a bitch?
[01:00:50]  Son of a bitch.
[01:00:54]  Let me tell you something, you scumbags.
[01:00:56]  If y'all ever did that to me, boy, I would send every one of my attorneys after your ass to make sure you and your goddamn family were sued into the Stone Age, you sorry sack of crap.
[01:01:11]  I'm not joking.
[01:01:15]  You son of a bitch.
[01:01:18]  Give me the mic.
[01:01:22]  Give me the goddamn mic.
[01:01:26]  Yeah, I'm not.
[01:01:27]  Just keep thinking you can do it there, boy.
[01:01:32]  Anyway, we got Xara Hawks in the house.
[01:01:34]  What's going on?
[01:01:35]  We got USA for Bernie.
[01:01:36]  We got the USA for Bernie in the house.
[01:01:40]  I guess X-Feel the Burner probably still feels the burn, unfortunately.
[01:01:45]  What's going on to the Green Leader?
[01:01:46]  He's in the house.
[01:01:48]  We've got Triple K Mafia.
[01:01:50]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[01:01:52]  Just a Leaf in the house.
[01:01:55]  Who else do we got here?
[01:01:56]  We've got Apple Bloom says.
[01:02:01]  What the hell does that mean?
[01:02:03]  Cleaning Ghost's gun.
[01:02:05]  Oh, man.
[01:02:06]  Come.
[01:02:06]  No.
[01:02:07]  Jesus Christ.
[01:02:08]  I should have nudged.
[01:02:10]  This is what's the unfortunate part about having this show.
[01:02:12]  You can't be like a traditional talk show host and actually talk about your goddamn life for Christ's sake because then you've got these idiot trolls out here.
[01:02:21]  They're going to use it and make some goddamn ridiculous joke out of it for Christ's sake, man.
[01:02:26]  It's a disgusting, filthy troll joke.
[01:02:31]  Oh, my God.
[01:02:32]  Who else do we have here for Christ's sake?
[01:02:34]  Pee-wee Herman Kane.
[01:02:36]  Shut up, your ass.
[01:02:38]  Don't make fun of my man, Herman Sugarcane, boy.
[01:02:42]  Hey, we got Artron Havoc.
[01:02:44]  What's going on?
[01:02:44]  Is that your birthday, man?
[01:02:45]  Happy birthday.
[01:02:46]  What's going on?
[01:02:47]  Who else do we got?
[01:02:48]  We got Ghost Beats His Virtual Wife.
[01:02:51]  Jesus Christ, man.
[01:02:54]  Well, I guess, wait a minute.
[01:02:56]  I mean, if it's a virtual wife, I wonder if that's actually going to be a concept for a game.
[01:03:01]  You know, have you ever wanted to slap a woman?
[01:03:05]  Well, you could slap a woman with our virtual reality app here for only, I don't know, I wonder how much applications for virtual reality are going to be, you know?
[01:03:15]  But you ever wanted to, and then, you know, it'll be a good commercial, you know?
[01:03:20]  Have you ever wanted to slap a woman and then you cut to Sean Connery making that infamous statement in front of Barbara Walters?
[01:03:27]  Every woman deserves a good smack.
[01:03:30]  Remember that?
[01:03:31]  You remember that?
[01:03:34]  Oh, my God.
[01:03:36]  Anyway, look, let's continue moving on here.
[01:03:38]  Anyway, we got the Key Stoner in the house distilling capitalist in the place.
[01:03:44]  What's going on, man?
[01:03:46]  We've got Touch My Gun Ghost.
[01:03:49]  No, no, no.
[01:03:52]  You damn fruiters, man.
[01:03:54]  You goddamn fruiters.
[01:03:59]  Oh, my God.
[01:04:01]  We got Sergeant Yoda in the house.
[01:04:03]  What's going on?
[01:04:04]  We got Tweely Atkins.
[01:04:06]  Aren't you the one that calls up acting like a goddamn freaking brony ponies?
[01:04:11]  I don't.
[01:04:13]  I'm funny.
[01:04:16]  Get the hell out of here.
[01:04:19]  Jesus Christ.
[01:04:21]  Who else do we have going on here for Christ's sake?
[01:04:24]  All right, I'm only going to take a couple more of these.
[01:04:27]  All right?
[01:04:29]  Jesus Christ.
[01:04:30]  Hold on just a second.
[01:04:34]  Get it straight, engineer.
[01:04:35]  God damn it.
[01:04:38]  Get straight.
[01:04:42]  All right.
[01:04:42]  We got Founder's Guy in.
[01:04:44]  What's going on?
[01:04:46]  We've got Hillary is fine.
[01:04:48]  Oh, yeah, sure.
[01:04:49]  Yeah, Hillary is like, shove it up, your ass.
[01:04:52]  Hillary's fine.
[01:04:55]  We've got Habel the Rock in the place.
[01:04:58]  We've got Deport Bronies now.
[01:05:03]  Oh, man, that's harsh.
[01:05:05]  That's harsh, man.
[01:05:06]  Deport Bronies now.
[01:05:08]  All right, who else do we got?
[01:05:10]  We got Shoot My Gun.
[01:05:11]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[01:05:14]  I knew I shouldn't have said that freaking story, man.
[01:05:17]  I knew it.
[01:05:18]  I knew it.
[01:05:21]  I'd kick ghosts' fat ass.
[01:05:23]  You do son of a bitch.
[01:05:24]  You come down here and try it, boy.
[01:05:27]  You come down here to Texas and try it and see if I don't kick your ass into dog meat, you sorry sack of crap.
[01:05:35]  Jesus Christ, man.
[01:05:37]  Who else do we got here?
[01:05:40]  Who else do we got?
[01:05:42]  We got ghost body pillow.
[01:05:44]  All right, that's it.
[01:05:45]  That's disgusting, man.
[01:05:52]  Yeah.
[01:05:54]  Yeah.
[01:05:58]  Jesus Christ, man.
[01:06:02]  Ghost body pillow.
[01:06:06]  You sick sons of bitches, man.
[01:06:08]  I'm telling you, you people are sick.
[01:06:11]  There's something not right with you in the head.
[01:06:17]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[01:06:19]  Give me the mic.
[01:06:21]  Freaking mic, man.
[01:06:23]  Oh, Jesus Christ, man.
[01:06:28]  Sexual harassment ghost.
[01:06:30]  Look, I, oh, come on.
[01:06:33]  That's sexual harassment?
[01:06:35]  Seriously?
[01:06:36]  Are you kidding me?
[01:06:38]  That's got to be a troll.
[01:06:39]  That better be a troll.
[01:06:41]  Look, I had another lady in the line that was talking in my favor.
[01:06:45]  She was like, hey, all right, it's not a big deal.
[01:06:48]  He made a comfortable situation out of an uncomfortable situation.
[01:06:52]  All right, calm down.
[01:06:53]  Don't sit there and say that, man.
[01:06:57]  Son of a bitch.
[01:07:01]  We got regular TCA in the house.
[01:07:02]  How you doing, man?
[01:07:03]  It's good to see you.
[01:07:04]  We got Lost Soul Ghost.
[01:07:08]  Lost Soul.
[01:07:09]  I got your lost soul, you sack of crap.
[01:07:11]  All right, I got your goddamn lost soul.
[01:07:16]  Who else do we got here?
[01:07:17]  We got I don't understand.
[01:07:21]  I don't know what the hell that means for Christ's sake.
[01:07:23]  We got Jehudi's fondler.
[01:07:25]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[01:07:29]  Make America Yiff Again.
[01:07:31]  What the hell does that mean?
[01:07:35]  Jesus Christ.
[01:07:37]  Ghost sex can slaves.
[01:07:43]  Man, this is getting stupid.
[01:07:44]  I'm serious.
[01:07:45]  Stop.
[01:07:45]  Enough of this crap.
[01:07:49]  Goliad Texanocost.
[01:07:58]  You're a bitch.
[01:07:59]  I'm serious, man.
[01:08:01]  Don't make fun of the Texas martyrs, man.
[01:08:05]  Do not make fun of the Texas martyrs.
[01:08:09]  God damn it.
[01:08:13]  Jesus Christ, man.
[01:08:19]  Oh, my God.
[01:08:20]  You know what?
[01:08:21]  I'm just going to.
[01:08:21]  You know what?
[01:08:23]  What's up with your calendar?
[01:08:25]  I replace all the days of the week with sandwiches.
[01:08:28]  Because at Subway restaurants, every day, there's a different sub of the day.
[01:08:32]  Fair enough.
[01:08:33]  Yeah.
[01:08:33]  Each day I can choose a different six-inch sub for just $350 or get it as a foot-long sub for $6.
[01:08:39]  So why is today circled in red?
[01:08:41]  Oh, today's my anniversary.
[01:08:42]  Oh, maybe you should.
[01:08:44]  Yeah, I gotta go.
[01:08:45]  Subway, fresh is what we do.
[01:08:47]  Limited time only.
[01:08:48]  Presents and participation may vary.
[01:08:49]  Additional charge for extra sentiles plus tax replicable.
[01:08:52]  Simages prepared in front of you.
[01:08:55]  Give me the mic.
[01:08:56]  Give me freaking back, man.
[01:08:58]  You see, I try to make this show interactive.
[01:09:01]  You know what I'm saying?
[01:09:02]  I try to be a nice guy and make the show a little interactive for the fans out here.
[01:09:09]  And this is the kind of thanks that I get every goddamn day.
[01:09:14]  You know what I mean?
[01:09:15]  I mean, I'm serious.
[01:09:16]  Every day.
[01:09:17]  I mean, just a little appreciation, man.
[01:09:23]  Just a little respect is all I'm asking, man.
[01:09:27]  Please.
[01:09:28]  Please.
[01:09:29]  Look all I'm asking for a little goddamn respect, man.
[01:09:35]  Just a little bit, man.
[01:09:37]  Just a little bit of goddamn respect, man.
[01:09:43]  Jesus Christ.
[01:09:46]  Anyway, I'm going to take a couple of more and that's it because we obviously the switchboard is gone.
[01:09:53]  Jesus Christ.
[01:09:55]  Anyway, we got Hillary Death by Pepe.
[01:09:58]  That's pretty funny.
[01:10:00]  We got the Smiler in the house.
[01:10:01]  How you doing?
[01:10:03]  We've got, I'm not going to say that for Christ's sake, you sick son of a bitch.
[01:10:11]  We've got Remington.
[01:10:15]  What's going on to Remington?
[01:10:16]  I also want to say what's going on to Remington.
[01:10:17]  How is he doing?
[01:10:19]  We got Dorito Burrito in the house.
[01:10:23]  We got Remover of Kebab.
[01:10:26]  Jeff the Chef in the place.
[01:10:28]  What's going on to the Shepist, who's out there partying right now in Vegas?
[01:10:32]  How you doing, man?
[01:10:34]  Veteran Capitalist in the house.
[01:10:36]  Dirk Diggler in the place.
[01:10:38]  What's going on to Dirk Diggler?
[01:10:40]  Who else do we got going on here?
[01:10:42]  We got Drunken Wolf in the place.
[01:10:43]  What's going on, man?
[01:10:46]  We've got.
[01:10:47]  Let's see who else we got here.
[01:10:49]  We got Irish Capitalist.
[01:10:52]  Going on, I could fight ghost.
[01:10:55]  I'd kick ghost ass easy.
[01:10:57]  What's up with all these names, man?
[01:10:59]  Are you challenging me?
[01:11:01]  Seriously, look, look, screw the trolling assholes.
[01:11:04]  Are y'all challenging me to a freaking fight, you piece of crap?
[01:11:07]  I'm serious, man, because if you want to fight me, I'd be more than happy to meet some of you sorry sacks of crap on the corner out here and beat the living be Jesus out of you if you keep coming at me with this crap again, all right?
[01:11:19]  It ain't nothing for me to whoop a man's ass.
[01:11:22]  I've told you time and time again.
[01:11:24]  All right?
[01:11:25]  I get into bar brawls for exercise, you son of a bitch.
[01:11:28]  All right?
[01:11:29]  I literally can clench my fist right now, put them in my pockets, and if I walk outside, I could be thrown in jail for carrying lethal weapons, baby.
[01:11:39]  You understand that?
[01:11:40]  Carrying lethal weapons.
[01:11:44]  So don't you try to challenge me, baby.
[01:11:46]  Do not try to challenge me to any kind of fisticuffs, all right?
[01:11:50]  Do not.
[01:11:52]  Do not, for Christ's sake.
[01:11:58]  Jesus Christ, the balls of you stupid, dumb little internet twats, man.
[01:12:02]  The balls of you stupid sons of bitches.
[01:12:07]  Jesus Christ, what's going on to Jiggly Ribs?
[01:12:10]  Windows and doors in the house.
[01:12:11]  What's going on to Jimmy Capitalist?
[01:12:14]  Assassinate Bronies.
[01:12:16]  Oh, man.
[01:12:17]  We have the Norwegian capitalists in the house.
[01:12:19]  We got Johnny Deck.
[01:12:20]  What's going on to Johnny Deck in the house?
[01:12:23]  Jesus Christ, man.
[01:12:25]  I'm telling you, these people are making me sick.
[01:12:30]  These people are making me sick.
[01:12:31]  I'm just trying to make the show a little interactive.
[01:12:34]  This is the kind of crap I get.
[01:12:37]  Jesus Christ.

=== Listener Takes on Political Censorship (15:47) ===

[01:12:38]  What's going on to Corey?
[01:12:40]  What's going on to Metal God Halford?
[01:12:42]  What's going on, man?
[01:12:43]  Veta Forum Wars in the house.
[01:12:47]  No guns for ghosts.
[01:12:48]  Shoving up your ass with the gun jokes, all right?
[01:12:51]  Look, I didn't see anything wrong with that, man.
[01:12:54]  Seriously, is there something wrong with that?
[01:12:56]  I mean, I really wish, blog talk, please, fix the phone calls.
[01:13:01]  I want to hear somebody's take on this.
[01:13:04]  I want to hear somebody's take on it.
[01:13:06]  Was that sexual harassment?
[01:13:08]  I was just making a joke.
[01:13:10]  I was just making a simple joke.
[01:13:11]  This woman, she like literally, like kind of went back.
[01:13:14]  Her hand literally grazed my Johnson.
[01:13:17]  She literally had a piece of it.
[01:13:21]  I'm not joking around.
[01:13:22]  All right?
[01:13:23]  And I just said, hey, don't touch my gun.
[01:13:26]  I mean, what's so wrong about that?
[01:13:28]  I don't get it for Christ's sake, man.
[01:13:32]  Oh, my God, man.
[01:13:34]  Hey, don't touch my gun.
[01:13:36]  I mean, come on.
[01:13:40]  Oh, my God.
[01:13:41]  I don't see anything wrong with it.
[01:13:42]  As a matter of fact, screw you, people.
[01:13:44]  I'm not taking any more Twitter shout-outs.
[01:13:46]  If you're going to continue to say that that was some kind of sexual harassment crap, screw you, all right?
[01:13:53]  Screw you.
[01:13:56]  Jesus Christ.
[01:13:58]  Anyway, look.
[01:14:02]  I'm going to move on here.
[01:14:03]  What's going on to Mark Montag?
[01:14:04]  How you doing, man?
[01:14:06]  Jesus Christ.
[01:14:07]  What's going on, Raiden Snake?
[01:14:08]  How you doing?
[01:14:09]  Jesus Christ.
[01:14:12]  Are you kidding me?
[01:14:15]  Somebody had better.
[01:14:16]  That better be a freaking joke.
[01:14:18]  I'm looking at a freaking ghost body pillow right in front of my face right now.
[01:14:23]  You six-cooper bitches!
[01:14:26]  You sisco bitches!
[01:14:29]  No!
[01:14:30]  No!
[01:14:40]  Oh, my God!
[01:14:45]  You know, I want to end the show because I just witnessed.
[01:14:49]  Cannot believe.
[01:14:50]  A ghost body pillow, you sick sons of bitches, man.
[01:14:54]  Jesus Christ.
[01:14:56]  This is sick.
[01:14:58]  This is getting sick.
[01:15:01]  This is getting unbelievably sick.
[01:15:07]  Oh, my God.
[01:15:09]  Jesus Christ, man.
[01:15:14]  This is getting sick.
[01:15:19]  Oh, my God.
[01:15:21]  I don't even.
[01:15:23]  What am I supposed to broadcast after that?
[01:15:27]  I'm supposed to broadcast after I see somebody with a freaking body pillow, a ghost body pillow.
[01:15:32]  Who the hell would want a ghost body pillow, man?
[01:15:34]  Yeah Oh, my God.
[01:15:49]  I don't even know what the hell to say.
[01:15:52]  I don't even know what to say after that, man.
[01:15:58]  A freaking ghost body pillow.
[01:16:01]  Jesus Christ, man.
[01:16:04]  Oh, my God.
[01:16:10]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[01:16:12]  I can't believe this, man.
[01:16:17]  Oh, gee.
[01:16:18]  I'm sorry.
[01:16:18]  I'm in shock.
[01:16:20]  Folks, I am in shock.
[01:16:26]  I am in utter shock.
[01:16:29]  Oh, God.
[01:16:36]  Oh, God.
[01:16:40]  It's disgusting, man.
[01:16:42]  I didn't.
[01:16:44]  I feel dirty now, for Christ's sake, man.
[01:16:49]  I feel dirty.
[01:16:50]  I gotta go take a shower, man.
[01:16:55]  I gotta go take a shower for Christ's sake, man.
[01:17:00]  Oh, my God.
[01:17:01]  I gotta.
[01:17:02]  I'm sorry.
[01:17:02]  I gotta go take a shower.
[01:17:04]  Give me the mic.
[01:17:05]  Give me the mic.
[01:17:07]  I gotta go take a shower after this, man.
[01:17:09]  This is disgusting.
[01:17:11]  I feel sick.
[01:17:12]  I feel Jesus Christ.
[01:17:28]  Give me my drink, for Christ's sake.
[01:17:30]  Give me my drink.
[01:17:32]  Oh my god.
[01:17:33]  Oh my god, man.
[01:17:40]  That is disgusting, man.
[01:17:41]  I'm sorry, folks.
[01:17:44]  I'm at a loss for words, folks.
[01:17:46]  I am at a loss for goddamn words, man.
[01:17:52]  I am at a loss for words here.
[01:17:53]  I'm sorry.
[01:17:54]  I'm at a loss for words.
[01:17:57]  Oh, my God.
[01:18:01]  A freaking ghost body pill.
[01:18:02]  I mean, I don't even know what to say about that, man.
[01:18:05]  How is somebody supposed to react to that, man?
[01:18:08]  How is somebody supposed to react to that?
[01:18:10]  That's creepy.
[01:18:11]  That's scary.
[01:18:13]  That's just disgustingly disturbing.
[01:18:19]  Oh, Jesus Christ, man.
[01:18:24]  Oh, my God.
[01:18:28]  Oh, my God.
[01:18:31]  I just...
[01:18:32]  That's just disgusting, man.
[01:18:36]  That's just, I don't know what to say.
[01:18:37]  I'm sorry.
[01:18:38]  There's so much dead air here, folks.
[01:18:40]  I just.
[01:18:43]  I mean, you know, I think probably anything more disgusting would probably be having to witness two girls in one cup.
[01:18:53]  I probably oh, anything more disgusting, stop, stop tweeting it at me, stop it, stop tweeting it at me, stop it, just stop tweeting at me, man.
[01:19:10]  Stop it!
[01:19:11]  Please stop!
[01:19:14]  It's sick!
[01:19:18]  It's freaking sick, man!
[01:19:23]  Oh, Jesus, man, I don't even know if I want to continue this show anymore.
[01:19:30]  Give me the mic!
[01:19:33]  Jesus, Chris.
[01:19:34]  I really don't even know.
[01:19:36]  I don't even know if I've got stop!
[01:19:42]  Stop tweeting at me!
[01:19:43]  Stop it!
[01:19:46]  Just stop, man!
[01:19:50]  Oh, my God.
[01:19:54]  You know, I mean, I don't even know what I'm supposed to say after something is sick and is deplorable.
[01:20:05]  That's where you use the word deplorable.
[01:20:07]  All right, right there.
[01:20:09]  That's the accurate use of deplorable right there.
[01:20:16]  Oh, Jesus garbage, man.
[01:20:19]  I cannot believe this, man.
[01:20:23]  I feel violated, seriously.
[01:20:26]  I feel seriously violated for Christ's sake.
[01:20:34]  Jesus Christ, man.
[01:20:36]  I can't believe it, man.
[01:20:37]  I can't believe it.
[01:20:38]  Stop tweeting it at me, you search a crap.
[01:20:50]  Stop it, please, man.
[01:20:51]  All right.
[01:20:53]  I've had enough.
[01:20:54]  Let me move on for Christ's sake.
[01:20:56]  We're supposed to be talking about other things here.
[01:20:58]  I got sidetracked.
[01:21:03]  Oh, my God, folks.
[01:21:05]  I mean, you know, look.
[01:21:08]  I was going to announce today that I was going to put on sale the autographed postcards of yours truly.
[01:21:16]  And they're going to go on sale this evening, probably around 8 Eastern or excuse me, 8 Central Time, 8 p.m. Central Standard Time tonight.
[01:21:30]  But, man, after seeing that, like, pillow situation, man, I don't even know if I want to get that intimate with you people.
[01:21:38]  I don't even know if I, you know, me autographing something is going to make you construe that, you know, I don't know that I want any kind of rendezvous, sexual, fruit bowl, dildo fagging relationship with you people.
[01:21:54]  All right, I mean, God, just take them a ten steps away from my freaking butt crack.
[01:21:57]  All right?
[01:21:59]  Take them a ten steps away from my freaking butt crack, all right?
[01:22:04]  All right, the sign on my ass says, do not enter, all right, assholes.
[01:22:11]  Jesus Christ, man.
[01:22:15]  I don't even know.
[01:22:15]  I mean, that body pillow situation just threw just through me for a loop, man.
[01:22:20]  I'm not kidding around.
[01:22:21]  It threw me for a loop, man.
[01:22:26]  I mean, I don't even know if I can continue on right now.
[01:22:28]  I'm serious.
[01:22:28]  I'm a little flustered.
[01:22:30]  I think this is a very traumatic episode in my life.
[01:22:33]  All right?
[01:22:35]  Seeing that, for Christ's sake, I just oh my God.
[01:22:45]  Anyway, folks, look, I'm going to put this is the first piece of autograph material that I'm going to put out here this evening, folks.
[01:22:53]  All right, it's an autograph postcard.
[01:22:55]  I've actually already signed and done about 150 of these.
[01:23:00]  I'm only going to put a limited amount because I've literally done each and every one of these by hand.
[01:23:05]  I was able to draw a little bit of a skull face.
[01:23:10]  It has capitalism or death on there with the signature of ghost, and it has the number of which one on the assembly line that you have.
[01:23:21]  So it's actually a very, very intricate, very personal piece of autograph memorabilia.
[01:23:29]  All right.
[01:23:30]  And I can pretty much guarantee you that once you buy this in about two or three months after the election's over, this is going to be at least double in price.
[01:23:38]  I can guarantee it.
[01:23:41]  And as for the cans, folks, I know people are waiting for the cans.
[01:23:45]  The acrylic silver, because I actually have this is an acrylic silver, and the signature is an acrylic gold.
[01:23:54]  It looks pretty cool.
[01:23:55]  It's a nice piece.
[01:23:56]  It's an art piece.
[01:23:58]  It's just got my autograph on it.
[01:24:01]  Unfortunately, the acrylic silver doesn't really go very well with the cans in the autograph compartment, or the autograph department, I should say, nor does the gold.
[01:24:11]  So what I got to do is I got to go back to the goddamn cat lady store and buy some kind of OPEC black acrylic so that I could basically sign the cans and do all that nonsense.
[01:24:26]  So once again, and then look, the postcards aren't going to be very expensive at all.
[01:24:32]  It's going to be free shipping.
[01:24:35]  So once you pay the price, there ain't no shipping.
[01:24:38]  They're pretty badass, man.
[01:24:40]  There's only going to be a limited amount of them.
[01:24:42]  All right?
[01:24:44]  I'm not releasing everything for an indefinite amount of time.
[01:24:48]  And that's what's so beautiful about it, man.
[01:24:49]  I mean, you know, you keep it limited.
[01:24:52]  Exclusive, baby.
[01:24:54]  Exclusive.
[01:24:57]  Anyway, I don't know if I'm even going to do that.
[01:25:00]  I may or may not because, man, that body pillow thing, wow, man.
[01:25:07]  That body pillow thing is just pathetic.
[01:25:10]  Stop it, man.
[01:25:12]  Stop.
[01:25:13]  Stop.
[01:25:14]  And of course, folks, if you are part of the inner circle and you want one of these autographed postcards, I will give it 35% off of those in the inner circle.
[01:25:25]  So if you are genuinely interested, let me know via Twitter or email, and I will send you a link exclusively just for you so that you can get the 35% off of the price so that you can go ahead and partake in this piece of memorabilia.
[01:25:41]  So once again, that's what's so cool about being a part of the circle, baby.
[01:25:46]  All right, 35% off, just like that.
[01:25:52]  Anyway, folks.
[01:25:53]  And look, before I move on, I know I talked about how I was going to start selling t-shirts and merchandise.
[01:26:02]  You know, I really don't, I really do not like doing that.
[01:26:07]  I really don't.
[01:26:08]  So what I plan on doing is I'm going to do this.
[01:26:10]  And look, I'm not going to put shirts on sale here for another maybe few weeks.
[01:26:16]  All right.
[01:26:17]  And other merchandise like shirts and apparel and that sort of thing.
[01:26:22]  But what I'm going to do is, is I'm going to take 25% of the profits, and I'm going to keep it for myself because I sold the sons of bitches.
[01:26:32]  And then I'm going to throw the rest of the money into an account that I am going to create with the inner circle.
[01:26:41]  And of course, if you're a part of the inner circle, you can get dibs on this, all right?
[01:26:45]  And this is for the first of the year here.
[01:26:47]  I'm going to put all that money into an account and I'm going to get my lawyer to incorporate.
[01:26:54]  I don't know if it's an LLC or a C Corp.
[01:26:56]  I don't know which will probably be better.
[01:27:00]  But I will allow all those that are in the inner circle to invest in the company that I will seed with this particular money from the shirts from the apparel.
[01:27:11]  All right.
[01:27:12]  And with that money, we're going to do some business.
[01:27:15]  All right.
[01:27:16]  But this is the ghost group now, baby.
[01:27:18]  You understand what I'm saying?
[01:27:19]  All right.
[01:27:20]  Now, for those that are not members of the inner circle and want to be a part of this, I don't know if you can be, baby.
[01:27:27]  All right.
[01:27:28]  I'm sorry.
[01:27:28]  All right.
[01:27:28]  If you can, it's going to cost you a little bit of a premium.
[01:27:31]  I'm not sure it's up to the inner circle.
[01:27:33]  All right.
[01:27:34]  But the bottom line is, is that I am going to put all the money with it, with the exception of about 20, 25%, because I sold the sons of bitches, put all those profits into its own account.
[01:27:44]  I'm going to have my attorney incorporate the corporation, all right?
[01:27:50]  Probably the ghost group or the ghost fund or the ghost something.
[01:27:54]  All right.
[01:27:56]  And everybody in the inner circle that wants a piece of this, and we need, you know, and look, what we'll do is, however much anybody puts in, that's the percentage in stock that you have of the fund.
[01:28:10]  And let's say, you know, because we need at least a minimum, I would think, if you want to be, if you want a serious return on your investment, at least like 500 bucks, all right?
[01:28:18]  Because I hope that I could make several thousands of dollars in this fund with the damn shirt sales.

=== Apparel Sales and Inner Circle Funds (07:14) ===

[01:28:26]  And then I'm just going to throw that into that for particular account.
[01:28:29]  And then anybody who wants to come in with me, come along with me.
[01:28:33]  And then we're going to make a business, baby.
[01:28:35]  We're either going to make a hedge fund, we either going to go and buy a property and make the ghost resort.
[01:28:41]  Well, not the ghost resort, but you know what I'm saying.
[01:28:43]  We'll buy a franchise.
[01:28:44]  We'll do whatever it takes.
[01:28:46]  I am going to create a corporation with the circle based on the revenues that I obtain through the apparel sales.
[01:28:56]  And I want to show everybody how easy it is.
[01:28:59]  And what I'm about to do is guerrilla capitalism, baby.
[01:29:02]  You understand what I'm saying?
[01:29:04]  Guerrilla capitalism.
[01:29:07]  So I'm going to, look, I got to do a little bit more into the apparel situation.
[01:29:15]  But once again, man, I am going, all right?
[01:29:18]  I am going to go ahead and utilize all the revenues with maybe not 25, 20%.
[01:29:26]  I don't even need that, but 15%.
[01:29:28]  All right.
[01:29:29]  15% of whatever the profits of the apparel stuff I'm giving to myself as a commission.
[01:29:36]  Everything else goes right into that account.
[01:29:39]  And of course, if you're serious, if you're part of the inner circle, let me know.
[01:29:44]  This is, of course, after the first of the year because you always want to make a new corporation after the first of the year.
[01:29:51]  And let's do some business, man.
[01:29:53]  Man, I'm not joking around, all right?
[01:29:55]  And based upon how many people we have in this particular group, we can basically come to a consensus on what we want to invest in.
[01:30:03]  And we invest in it, make sure it's profitable, and watch the money come in, baby.
[01:30:08]  Watch the money come flowing in, baby.
[01:30:12]  Woo!
[01:30:14]  Oh, man, I'm telling you this right now, all right?
[01:30:17]  I'm telling you this right now.
[01:30:19]  I don't care how much I, if I get, I hope that I make a lot of money in the apparel because that's all going to that particular corporation, and I'm letting everybody in the inner circle have dibs, all right?
[01:30:31]  Now, of course, this is long-term.
[01:30:32]  I'm thinking after the first of the year, but I'm going to start releasing apparel here in the next couple of weeks, maybe three weeks, all right?
[01:30:40]  And we're going to start doing some business, all right?
[01:30:43]  I'm serious.
[01:30:43]  I'm not joking around, all right?
[01:30:45]  I'm making capitalists here.
[01:30:48]  I'm making capitalists.
[01:30:50]  And look, we're going to act like a legitimate corporation.
[01:30:54]  Everybody is a stockholder.
[01:30:56]  All right.
[01:30:57]  We're going to have an attorney.
[01:30:59]  Our company's going to have an attorney.
[01:31:01]  That's going to be some serious business.
[01:31:03]  All right.
[01:31:04]  Just watch, baby.
[01:31:04]  Just watch.
[01:31:05]  Just watch and learn.
[01:31:06]  Everybody that's out there that didn't get dibs on the inner circle, it's probably the worst decision you ever made in your life.
[01:31:13]  That's all I got to say about that.
[01:31:14]  All right.
[01:31:15]  And if you're a part of the inner circle, you can't do it.
[01:31:17]  That's fine.
[01:31:17]  That's no problem, baby.
[01:31:19]  I'm still going to do it.
[01:31:20]  All right?
[01:31:23]  I'm still going to do it.
[01:31:24]  All right.
[01:31:27]  Woo!
[01:31:28]  Anyway, folks.
[01:31:31]  Anyway.
[01:31:33]  And look, people are already asking me, well, what's the percentage?
[01:31:36]  I'm not really sure.
[01:31:37]  I have to wait and see how much money I generate with the apparel.
[01:31:41]  And let's say I generate 10 grand with the apparel.
[01:31:45]  Well, I'll throw 10 grand, 20 grand, 30 grand, whatever.
[01:31:48]  I don't know what the potential is for the sales of this.
[01:31:50]  So I don't know.
[01:31:51]  But I'm going all out with the apparel.
[01:31:55]  These morons want Ghostler youth and they want all that crap.
[01:31:59]  So I mean, I'm going all out with it.
[01:32:02]  They're going to buy it.
[01:32:03]  That's all there is to it.
[01:32:04]  So once again, I'm pretty much in on this.
[01:32:09]  I would like to try to get into a business.
[01:32:11]  Everybody owns a piece of it.
[01:32:13]  And that stock increases.
[01:32:16]  And not to mention the dividends, baby.
[01:32:19]  I mean, that's where the money's at.
[01:32:21]  That's where the money's going to be at.
[01:32:22]  Because we're technically not going to be a part of the profits, per se, because the entity itself has to become profitable.
[01:32:30]  And once the entity itself becomes profitable and it pays off all its expenses and it still has enough profitability for growth, we're able to give ourselves some money back in dividends, baby.
[01:32:42]  You understand what I'm saying?
[01:32:44]  I mean, that's what it's all about.
[01:32:46]  Hey, this is what all these rich people are doing.
[01:32:49]  All right?
[01:32:52]  So anyway, folks, this is after the first of the year.
[01:32:54]  And look, let's see if we make it, to be honest with you.
[01:32:56]  I don't really know what the hell's going to happen.
[01:32:58]  But you always have to have a plan within the next six to seven months, eight months.
[01:33:03]  That's the only thing that'll keep you successful.
[01:33:05]  Anyway, folks, I didn't mean to get off on that tirade about all this stuff.
[01:33:08]  Once again, catch the Ram Spirit all season long at Albertson's with the game on sweepstakes.
[01:33:14]  Look for the game on player times.
[01:33:16]  Buy three and enter for a chance to win great prizes like a new grill for game day parties and tailgating fun.
[01:33:22]  Pick up snack favorites, mondelets, Oreo cookies, 10.1 to 15.35 ounces, two for $5.
[01:33:28]  And Belveda Biscuits, 8.8 ounces, $2 for $5.
[01:33:31]  No purchase necessary.
[01:33:32]  Open to residents of Southern California County is listed in rules 18 years and old.
[01:33:35]  Ends January 3rd, 2017.
[01:33:36]  Energy One Coast by October 11, 2016.
[01:33:38]  Rules at GameOnSoCal.com.
[01:33:42]  You know, I am going to put the monies in the future apparel, the apparel stuff.
[01:33:48]  Not the stuff that I'm signing firsthand, not the stuff that I'm personally giving out on Ghost.market.
[01:33:54]  I mean, that's my stuff, man.
[01:33:55]  I mean, I want to I just don't like, you know, profiting off of, you know, a dumbass shirt.
[01:34:02]  I'd rather, if I'm going to profit, I'd like for other people that are in the inner circle that were that were inspired by the show, that had inspiration through the advice, the knowledge that's been given, that actually applied that to their lives.
[01:34:17]  I know there's a lot of you out there.
[01:34:19]  I mean, if I can make a lot of money on apparel, I'd like for all of us to get in on it and let's make some money.
[01:34:25]  Let's get some business going on.
[01:34:26]  Let's get a hedge fund going on or let's buy a property.
[01:34:30]  Let's buy a franchise.
[01:34:32]  Let's do whatever it takes.
[01:34:36]  Anyway, folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me here.
[01:34:38]  Once again, tonight at 8 p.m. Central Standard Time, I'm going to go ahead and throw on sale the postcards, folks.
[01:34:47]  I mean, I'm going to have pictures of them, of course.
[01:34:49]  They look awesome.
[01:34:51]  A little bit of a skull face on the side says capitalism or death.
[01:34:55]  Sign ghost and numbered each and every one of them.
[01:34:58]  They're going to be limited.
[01:34:59]  So if you are part of the inner circle, you get a 35% discount.
[01:35:04]  If you want that discount, contact me, and I will be more than happy to send you a link to give you 35% off of the price, man.
[01:35:12]  No problem.
[01:35:14]  Just email me or DM me in the tweets.
[01:35:18]  All right?
[01:35:20]  Anyway, folks, let me go ahead and let me just run through what I was supposed to say here.
[01:35:26]  Well, anyway, it's not even a point because I can't even freaking have radio graffiti.
[01:35:31]  The goddamn switchboard is out.
[01:35:36]  Anyway, folks, what the hell was I talking about the last time, engineer?

=== ICANN Control and Domain Names (05:46) ===

[01:35:40]  Jesus Christ.
[01:35:46]  Oh, yeah, virtual women now.
[01:35:48]  That's right.
[01:35:50]  Virtual women.
[01:35:53]  Anyway, did y'all hear about Google announcing its new eye in the sky, folks?
[01:35:57]  Its new satellite that is now capable of spotting crime.
[01:36:03]  Yeah.
[01:36:05]  Welcome to the brave new world, my son.
[01:36:08]  Welcome, my son.
[01:36:11]  Welcome to machines.
[01:36:18]  That's right, folks.
[01:36:19]  Google has a satellite now that is basically allowing governments to catch people illegally fishing off of their fishery, off of their maritime fishery.
[01:36:29]  And Google has no problem doing it for the government, huh?
[01:36:34]  That's what they're telling us.
[01:36:35]  It's just for maritime fishery.
[01:36:38]  But by God, folks, it's going to be coming to a town near you.
[01:36:46]  I mean, the eye in the sky, folks.
[01:36:48]  Here it is.
[01:36:49]  We are now under full-fledged surveillance on a global scale, for Christ's sake.
[01:36:55]  Yeah, Google now, it's in control of everything.
[01:36:58]  You know, you got Ted Cruz and over here trying to say that, hey, you got to save the Internet and I can save it.
[01:37:09]  I'm El Rato.
[01:37:11]  I can save it.
[01:37:12]  No, you want control of it.
[01:37:15]  Do not believe what Ted Cruz is saying about taking control of the Internet.
[01:37:20]  That's a bunch of crap.
[01:37:22]  All right.
[01:37:22]  He just wants the United States to take complete and total control of the Internet so it can regulate the son of a bitch.
[01:37:29]  All right?
[01:37:31]  So it can regulate the son of a bitch.
[01:37:34]  What we should be more concerned about is Google, Microsoft, all these big huge oligarchs of technology.
[01:37:45]  Those are the folks that we should be most concerned about because, folks, technically, what is happening under this ICAN, what is it, I-N-A-N-N-A, something like that?
[01:37:55]  What's happening with the contract expiration with the United States government October 1st, meaning that the entity that basically regulates the domain name infrastructure or the domain name database that enables all of us to put in, you know, ghost.market, and then you push enter, and then, you know, it takes you to a certain site.
[01:38:21]  That is literally the organization that runs those databases is literally trying to, or it's going to become its own entity after October 1st.
[01:38:32]  El Urato is trying to not only keep hold of that particular contract, but he wants to extend it and actually have government oversight over it.
[01:38:46]  So if the government is over the domain name database and they don't like your ass, they'll just shut off your domain name.
[01:38:54]  Now, that is what Ted Cruz is trying to convey: that, hey, if you allow this autonomous non-profit global type of group, ICAN, ICANN, ICAN, that they are going to be somehow subjected to China and that China is going to overtake the Internet.
[01:39:17]  No, folks, these are just the folks that are in control of the domain name database.
[01:39:23]  All right?
[01:39:25]  And basically, they are the ones that allow the pointing of domain name servers to IP addresses.
[01:39:34]  Now, just because, let's just say for the sake of argument, China or somebody does take control of the domain names and cuts them off, that's not necessarily it for the Internet.
[01:39:45]  We would just have to connect to each other by IP addresses, you know, because that's technically what these domain names are.
[01:39:54]  Like, if you put in yahoo.com or YouTube.com, when you put in those domain names, it's the ICANN databases that literally point you in the direction of the IP addresses serving the server in question.
[01:40:10]  And that is what's expiring on October 1st.
[01:40:14]  All right?
[01:40:15]  And literally, folks, it has nothing to do with censorship.
[01:40:20]  As a matter of fact, I think that the creators of that particular organization have a very good understanding of letting everything be as free as possible as it relates to the free flow of data and information.
[01:40:34]  Moreover, if you wanted to participate in the ICANN meetings, you can.
[01:40:40]  No pun intended.
[01:40:42]  You can participate.
[01:40:43]  Go for yourself.
[01:40:44]  I believe the website is ICANN.org.
[01:40:50]  Take a look at when the next meeting is.
[01:40:52]  It is open to the public.
[01:40:53]  You can go and give insight.
[01:40:56]  You can go and give your two cents if you feel that the Internet is being too censored, if it's being too ran too loosely, whatever the case might be, you need to participate.
[01:41:15]  You need to participate up in here.
[01:41:18]  Don't let El Urato make you believe that he's going to somehow save the Internet.

=== Gross Switchboard Issues Arise (06:14) ===

[01:41:27]  It's crap.
[01:41:28]  It's utter car.
[01:41:29]  It's garbage.
[01:41:30]  It's utter garbage.
[01:41:35]  So anyway, Jesus Christ, these people are still tweeting at me.
[01:41:38]  A freaking big body pillows.
[01:41:40]  I've nothing to body pillows, asshole.
[01:41:43]  Oh my god, there's one with a skeleton to the back.
[01:41:48]  You son of a Jesus Christ, what's up with these sick ass bucks?
[01:42:05]  I can't believe that you're making body pillows out of me, god damn it.
[01:42:11]  I can't believe it.
[01:42:15]  I can't believe it, good God.
[01:42:20]  Oh, God.
[01:42:24]  Oh, my God.
[01:42:27]  No!
[01:42:39]  I can't believe this crap.
[01:42:41]  Anyway, give me the mic.
[01:42:45]  Oh, my God.
[01:42:46]  You sick sons of bitches, man.
[01:42:48]  I'm telling you, you people are sick.
[01:42:52]  You're sick.
[01:42:56]  Anyway, folks, Google once again announces the eye in the sky satellite that is now helping governments solve crimes.
[01:43:05]  And now they're just saying that, hey, we're just catching people that are illegally fishing off of the fisheries of certain maritime areas of governments.
[01:43:15]  That's all we're doing.
[01:43:17]  Yeah, right.
[01:43:21]  Welcome to the machines, my friend.
[01:43:23]  I'm telling you this right now.
[01:43:24]  This is not a joke anymore.
[01:43:25]  This is not a joke.
[01:43:30]  Anyway, let me move on, folks.
[01:43:32]  Did y'all hear that the EU now is they actually believe that Britain will give up on Brexit if they make the negotiations between EU and Britannia difficult?
[01:43:45]  Yeah.
[01:43:46]  I mean, this is actually being talked about by EU officials.
[01:43:49]  They actually believe that if they put the pressure on Britannia and that Britannia will eventually crack and say, okay, we don't want to leave.
[01:43:57]  All right.
[01:43:58]  Just let us back in.
[01:43:59]  All right.
[01:44:00]  Come on, man.
[01:44:01]  Are you kidding me?
[01:44:04]  I'm telling you, I don't know.
[01:44:06]  Does the people's vote even does it even mean anything for Christ's sake?
[01:44:12]  I'm serious.
[01:44:14]  I'm not joking around.
[01:44:16]  What's going on here, man?
[01:44:17]  Does the people's vote mean anything anymore?
[01:44:19]  Britannia, you cannot sit there and go quietly in that good night.
[01:44:24]  You understand me?
[01:44:26]  You cannot go quietly in that good night for Christ's sake, man.
[01:44:32]  You can't do it, man.
[01:44:33]  I'm serious.
[01:44:34]  You've got to make sure that they pull through with Brexit.
[01:44:36]  You understand me?
[01:44:40]  You've got to make sure they pull through with Brexit.
[01:44:42]  You understand me?
[01:44:43]  You've got to.
[01:44:44]  You've got to do it.
[01:44:48]  Anyway, folks, for you folks that are wondering why we're not having radio graffiti, we are having technical difficulties, unfortunately, folks.
[01:44:55]  All right?
[01:44:56]  We are having technical difficulties, unfortunately.
[01:45:00]  And for some reason, people just cannot come in and call in.
[01:45:05]  I have no idea.
[01:45:06]  People have been tweeting that blog talk radio.
[01:45:08]  We don't know what the hell's going on for Christ's sake.
[01:45:11]  No one can call in.
[01:45:12]  No one's on the switchboard right now.
[01:45:14]  No one.
[01:45:17]  No one's on the switchboard for Christ's sake, man.
[01:45:22]  Oh, my God.
[01:45:23]  For Christ's sake.
[01:45:24]  Man, stop with the body pillow tweeting, man.
[01:45:27]  Stop it.
[01:45:28]  Just stop it, man.
[01:45:29]  It's gross.
[01:45:30]  Stop.
[01:45:33]  Good God, just stop.
[01:45:36]  Oh, my God.
[01:45:38]  You've got to be kidding me, man.
[01:45:39]  You've got to be kidding me.
[01:45:41]  Look, are you kidding?
[01:45:43]  Is this a joke?
[01:45:44]  They just tweeted me a picture of butt plugs that are in the shape of Donald Trump.
[01:45:51]  I mean, are you dead?
[01:45:59]  Please!
[01:46:00]  Stop, man!
[01:46:01]  Please stop!
[01:46:02]  Please stop with this crap.
[01:46:04]  All right, I've had enough.
[01:46:07]  Please stop.
[01:46:08]  I've had enough.
[01:46:12]  Oh, my God.
[01:46:13]  Please stop.
[01:46:14]  Please stop.
[01:46:18]  Oh, my God.
[01:46:23]  Oh, God.
[01:46:27]  Oh, my God.
[01:46:32]  Man, this is getting gross, man.
[01:46:34]  Y'all turn this into a bathhouse Thursday, and y'all sons of fishing haven't even called off.
[01:46:39]  Y'all haven't even told them.
[01:46:40]  Y'all turn this into a bathhouse.
[01:46:42]  You've turned this into a bathhouse.
[01:46:45]  Oh, good God, man.
[01:46:47]  Oh, God, this is sick.
[01:46:50]  Oh, my God.
[01:46:51]  This is so sick.
[01:46:56]  This is sick, man.
[01:47:00]  Oh, Jesus Christ, man.
[01:47:04]  I can't believe it.
[01:47:06]  Give me the mic.
[01:47:09]  Man, I got about 15 minutes left for Christ's sake, man.
[01:47:12]  You know, I mean, I really don't know what else to say here.
[01:47:16]  I'm at a loss for words.
[01:47:18]  I'm looking at body pillows, man, about me.
[01:47:22]  Now you've got these idiots showing me freaking Donald Trump butt plugs.
[01:47:26]  I mean, this is just disgusting, man.
[01:47:28]  This is just, I mean, y'all people need, y'all need help.
[01:47:31]  Y'all really do need some freaking help, man.
[01:47:34]  I'm not joking around.
[01:47:39]  Oh, Jesus.
[01:47:40]  You know, give me my drink, man.

=== Drug Deals and Removal Demands (03:02) ===

[01:47:42]  Seriously.
[01:47:42]  I need a drink.
[01:47:43]  I need a serious drink.
[01:47:49]  I need a goddamn serious drink after this crap, man.
[01:47:55]  Oh, my God, for Christ's sake.
[01:47:58]  I can't believe this garbage, man.
[01:48:01]  Oh, Jesus Christ, man.
[01:48:05]  Look, I'm sorry, folks.
[01:48:06]  I'm trying to go over the show.
[01:48:07]  These people are tweeting at me freaking body pillows made of yours truly, and it's disturbing.
[01:48:14]  All right, it's just disturbing to say the goddamn least.
[01:48:17]  It's disturbing.
[01:48:21]  Anyway, once again, the EU officials believe Britannia will give up on Brexit if they make negotiations tough enough, huh?
[01:48:30]  Don't hold back, Britannia.
[01:48:32]  You better demand that Brexit be fulfilled, baby.
[01:48:34]  You understand that?
[01:48:35]  You cannot let this international bureaucracy, this unelected bureaucracy, sit here and not allow you to be the sovereign that you are.
[01:48:48]  The next subject matter, Rodrigo Duarte.
[01:48:52]  Rodrigo Duarte.
[01:48:58]  This son of a bitch, this is the president of the Philippines.
[01:49:01]  This guy needs to be removed.
[01:49:03]  And look, I've told you about this guy a few times.
[01:49:06]  This is the guy that has a drug policy that he has implemented in the Philippines, making it legal to shoot and kill drug dealers.
[01:49:16]  Yeah.
[01:49:17]  Yeah, I mean, literally, he's made it legal to go out and shoot and kill drug dealers.
[01:49:22]  And literally, I mean, isn't that an open season to just kill whoever the hell you want and just say they were a drug dealer?
[01:49:28]  I mean, what a disgusting, filthy piece of disgusting trash, man.
[01:49:35]  Disgusting trash.
[01:49:40]  And that's why I'm saying, folks, you know, Rodrigo Duarte, he needs to be removed.
[01:49:47]  All right?
[01:49:48]  He needs to be removed from power because anybody who is going to allow this type of garbage to happen in civil society is no leader.
[01:49:58]  It is no leader.
[01:50:00]  Just open kill and shoot any supposed drug dealer.
[01:50:05]  And on top of which, folks, a hitman testified in front of the Philippine Senate and said that Duarte had justice officials killed plus a thousand other people that he ordered, one of which he had fed to a crocodile.
[01:50:25]  And according to this hitman, he saw Duarte shoot somebody with a machine gun himself.
[01:50:31]  Just completely, you know, lit him up with an Uzi.
[01:50:34]  So this is what's in charge right now of the Philippines.
[01:50:38]  I mean, once this son of a bitch started commemorating Marcos, I knew there was a serious goddamn problem.

=== Saudi Arabia Warnings and Hitmen (02:27) ===

[01:50:44]  All right?
[01:50:44]  I'm serious.
[01:50:45]  There was a serious problem.
[01:50:47]  And I'm telling you, he needs to goddamn, he needs to be removed.
[01:50:51]  He needs to be removed from office.
[01:50:52]  That's all I got to say about that.
[01:50:53]  He needs to be removed.
[01:50:55]  Rodrigo Duarte needs to be removed, that Filipino son of a bitch.
[01:51:01]  And last but not least, folks, Saudi Prince warns that he actually warns Iran against using force.
[01:51:11]  Now, why would Saudi Arabia warn Iran from using force?
[01:51:14]  Well, because, folks, we have given Iran, what is it, $150 billion plus another $1.7 billion in ransom so that they can go and get all this weaponry and nuclear weapons.
[01:51:26]  They're going to confront Saudi Arabia.
[01:51:30]  I honestly believe that.
[01:51:40]  Stop tweeting me that guy!
[01:51:50]  Oh my God.
[01:51:55]  Oh, my God.
[01:51:58]  This is getting sick, man.
[01:52:00]  Man, they're sending me body pills.
[01:52:06]  Oh, my God.
[01:52:07]  They're sending me body pillows and freaking Donald Bernie Sanders.
[01:52:12]  Good God.
[01:52:15]  Oh, man, you know, I've had about enough.
[01:52:17]  You know, once again, Saudi Arabia warning Iran.
[01:52:21]  You know, don't be aggressive.
[01:52:23]  Yada, yada, yada.
[01:52:25]  Oh, my God.
[01:52:30]  Oh, my God.
[01:52:31]  That is just disgusting, man.
[01:52:34]  ranked, for Christ's sake.
[01:52:42]  Oh, my God.
[01:52:42]  Look, sorry once again, folks.
[01:52:44]  Well, you know, I'm kind of glad that there wasn't any radio graffiti right now.
[01:52:48]  You know, I'm glad.
[01:52:50]  Because, man, if there was radio graffiti, I could only imagine how much more fruity, how much more fruity of a bathhouse Thursday this would be.
[01:53:00]  I mean, there's body pillows and butt plugs and dildos and all this other crap.
[01:53:05]  I mean, good God, this is so goddamn fruity, man.

=== Train Wreck Radio Graffiti (08:41) ===

[01:53:11]  I'm not, look, it's not the butter.
[01:53:13]  I was coughing.
[01:53:14]  I was gagging, looking at the crap that I was watching on the Twitter, you idiots.
[01:53:18]  Now they're trying to say that I got the Hillary cough, for Christ's sake, man.
[01:53:22]  It's sick.
[01:53:23]  I'm not used to this crap.
[01:53:25]  I'm not used to it.
[01:53:29]  Oh, my God, folks.
[01:53:31]  You know, like I said, I'm glad we didn't have radio graffiti today because you couldn't get any more fruitier than this, but you know what?
[01:53:39]  Probably could, and I don't even want to.
[01:53:41]  I don't even want to go there.
[01:53:42]  I don't want to know.
[01:53:45]  Oh, my God.
[01:53:48]  You people, stop tweeting at me.
[01:53:49]  Seriously, please stop tweeting at me.
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[01:54:22]  Compromise elsewhere.
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[01:54:55]  Stop tweeting at me.
[01:54:56]  Stop.
[01:54:58]  Give me my drink.
[01:54:59]  Good God.
[01:55:00]  You're driving me to drink.
[01:55:02]  You see, you want to know why I drink so much and shoot people.
[01:55:05]  It's you troll terrorist and cyber vermin.
[01:55:08]  You sit here and you antagonize me, man.
[01:55:10]  You just don't know when to stop.
[01:55:12]  You just keep nagging.
[01:55:13]  You keep pushing.
[01:55:14]  You keep picking.
[01:55:19]  Give me my drink.
[01:55:28]  Anyway, folks, once again, please follow me on Twitter if you haven't already done so.
[01:55:34]  The Twitter name to follow is PoliticsGhost.
[01:55:37]  All one word, no underscores, Politics Ghost.
[01:55:41]  All right.
[01:55:43]  And of course, folks, the official website of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast is blogtalkradio.com slash ghost.
[01:55:55]  That is blogtalkradio.com slash ghost.
[01:56:01]  All right.
[01:56:02]  Anyway, folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning.
[01:56:07]  Stop tweeting me this garbage, man.
[01:56:09]  Stop it.
[01:56:10]  I'm serious.
[01:56:11]  I've had enough.
[01:56:11]  I've had enough of this crap.
[01:56:13]  I'm serious.
[01:56:14]  had enough. I've had enough. I've had a, are you, is that a butter body pillow?
[01:56:21]  You asshole.
[01:56:21]  A butter body?
[01:56:23]  A butter body?
[01:56:26]  Oh, God.
[01:56:31]  A butter body pillow of a stick of butter?
[01:56:34]  A stick of butter as a body pillow?
[01:56:37]  I mean, what the hell is going on with this world?
[01:56:40]  What the hell is going on with this world?
[01:56:44]  Oh, good God, man.
[01:56:46]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[01:56:50]  Oh, Jesus, man.
[01:56:53]  You know what?
[01:56:54]  I'm glad this is.
[01:56:55]  This show's almost over.
[01:56:57]  It's been a freaking train wreck.
[01:56:59]  All right, it's been a freaking train wreck to say the least.
[01:57:03]  All right, from the technical difficulties to these goddamn freaking ridiculous assholes here.
[01:57:09]  Oh, good God, man.
[01:57:15]  Oh, Jesus Christ, man.
[01:57:20]  Oh, my God.
[01:57:21]  Give me the mic.
[01:57:22]  Give me the stick out here.
[01:57:26]  Freaking stick of butter body pillow for Christ's sake.
[01:57:32]  All right, look, I've had about enough of this crap.
[01:57:34]  All right, we got about three minutes left in the broadcast.
[01:57:37]  All right.
[01:57:38]  Once again, I'm going to be selling these autographed postcards, folks, free shipping and handling.
[01:57:43]  They're going to be on sale tonight.
[01:57:46]  I'll be tweeting them out once they go on sale.
[01:57:48]  You can be looking out for them at ghost.market.
[01:57:52]  All right.
[01:57:52]  Just go to your browser, put ghost.market, and about 8 p.m. Central Standard Time this evening, I'm going to put out the postcards out here, folks.
[01:58:03]  They are badass.
[01:58:03]  They are all hand done by yours truly.
[01:58:07]  So, I mean, I must have at least put in several minutes on each one.
[01:58:10]  At least, I would say five minutes on each one.
[01:58:13]  There's a little skull face.
[01:58:15]  There's capitalism or death.
[01:58:18]  There's the signature of ghost and the number of which one that was produced in the assembly line of yours truly.
[01:58:25]  All right.
[01:58:26]  Badass.
[01:58:27]  The capitalism or death and the skull face are done in metallic silver acrylic paint.
[01:58:34]  All right.
[01:58:35]  It's a marker, but still it's acrylic paint.
[01:58:37]  And the signature is in gold metallic acrylic paint.
[01:58:41]  The postcard is black.
[01:58:43]  It looks badass, folks.
[01:58:44]  I hope that you take advantage of it.
[01:58:46]  All right.
[01:58:47]  I mean, it is something that I put a lot of time and effort into, so that's exactly what you're purchasing.
[01:58:53]  You're purchasing a piece of ghost.
[01:58:55]  All right.
[01:58:55]  And once again, I've got to go back to the damn cat lady store and try to find some black, opaque, kind of dark kind of acrylic marker so that I can go ahead and start doing the cans here.
[01:59:08]  So we're going to go ahead and do the cans here in the next couple of weeks.
[01:59:12]  All right.
[01:59:13]  All right, folks.
[01:59:15]  So once again, Politics Ghost is the name to follow.
[01:59:18]  All one word.
[01:59:19]  No underscores.
[01:59:20]  Politics Ghost.
[01:59:21]  Be ready.
[01:59:22]  8 p.m. Central Standard Time tonight.
[01:59:24]  There's only going to be a limited amount.
[01:59:25]  I'm not selling these indefinitely, man.
[01:59:27]  There's going to be a limited amount of these.
[01:59:29]  So I hope that you get one.
[01:59:30]  And of course, if you're a part of the inner circle, contact me via email or contact me via DM so you can get your 35% off discount.
[01:59:39]  All right?
[01:59:40]  35% off for the circle, baby.
[01:59:42]  You know what it's all about.
[01:59:45]  Woo!
[01:59:46]  Anyway, folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me on this unfortunate bathhouse Thursday, for Christ's sake.
[01:59:55]  Anyway, folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
[01:59:58]  Once again, Ghost.market is the website.
[02:00:02]  8 o'clock p.m. Central Standard Time tonight.
[02:00:06]  We are going to put up for sale these postcards that are hand-signed, handmade by yours truly.
[02:00:13]  All right.
[02:00:14]  This is guaranteed.
[02:00:15]  Hand-painted, hand-signed, baby.
[02:00:18]  Woo!
[02:00:20]  Anyway, folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me, and I hope that you're with me for tomorrow, Baller Friday, baby.
[02:00:29]  I hope you're here with me for Baller Friday, baby, because I hope that it's going to be a good one.
[02:00:34]  We're going to try to get the third hour, all right, in tomorrow's Baller Friday.
[02:00:38]  I mean, I don't know if we can or not.
[02:00:40]  I mean, they didn't even have goddamn switchboard going on for us today, for Christ's sake, all right?
[02:00:47]  Anyway, folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
[02:00:50]  Tune in with me tomorrow for Baller Friday, the official website, blogtalkradio.com/slash ghost.
[02:00:58]  That's blogtalkradio.com/slash ghost, baby.
[02:01:02]  All right.
[02:01:03]  Thank you very much for tuning in with me.
[02:01:06]  Long live the capitalist army and death of feminism, death to socialism, death to communism, and death, death, death of totalitarianism.
[02:01:15]  I'm out of here.
[02:01:16]  You better be here for tomorrow for Baller Friday.
[02:01:22]  When you don't go to Geico.com, car insurance can seem intense.
[02:01:26]  Like breakup RB intense.
[02:01:29]  I thought you came to love a sweater that I gotta use.
[02:01:35]  If you didn't, you could have told me.
[02:01:39]  Geico makes it easy.
[02:01:40]  Just go to Geico.com anytime to update or check your policy without all the extra drama.
[02:01:47]  I even had a different seat.

=== Boar's Head Teriyaki Chicken (00:30) ===

[02:01:52]  Boar's Head invites you to enlighten your senses, introducing Boar's Head Ichiban Teriyaki Style Chicken.
[02:02:00]  Inspired by Japanese master chefs, our signature teriyaki glaze is crafted with garlic, ginger, and a hint of brown sugar, then paired with our tender, slow-roasted chicken breast for a flavor that's sweet, savory, remarkably bold.
[02:02:15]  Boar's head Ichiban teriyaki style chicken, the bold flavor of Japan, now at the deli.
[02:02:21]  Compromise elsewhere.