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And thank you for tuning in with me to another edition of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
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And once again, folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
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This is episode number 350.
That's right, 350 episodes of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
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A lot of things To talk about here, folks.
Michelle Obama Stump Speeches00:15:24
I don't even know where to begin, for Christ's sake.
I mean, good God.
I mean, every day, the damn news cycle continues to get more and more bizarre by the day.
I mean, isn't it?
I mean, just give me a damn break.
Good Lord.
Anyway, folks, as Donald Trump continues his vigorous campaign, going out there, giving stump speeches, basically going into uncharted territories, if, as we put it in yesterday's broadcast, in episode number 349, if something happens to Hillary Rotten Clinton, whether she becomes incapacitated or unfortunately passes on, this is going into unconstitutional, excuse me, not unconstitutional,
but a constitutional crisis that is unprecedented.
And we talked about the different possibilities yesterday, folks.
And look, I hate to say this, but at this point in time, I feel that we need to make sure that these idiots and the Democrats make sure to continue to prop up this old leather bag of bones, Hillary Rotten Clinton, because I believe, all right, all the work that the capitalist army, the Trump train, and everybody else who's supporting Donald Trump have done, I personally believe that Donald Trump has Hillary Clinton beat, hands down.
Hands down.
I mean, it's hands down.
He's got Hillary Clinton beat.
Now, if Hillary Clinton becomes incapacitated or passes on, folks, I'm telling you, we talked about the scenarios.
I personally believe that they're going to suspend the elections, all right, because they're going to wait till after the first of the year so that they can get a new candidate replacement for the Democrats and supposedly allow enough time for each candidate to campaign properly.
And in that buffer time period is enough time for whoever's in charge, whether it's Barack Obama, Paul Ryan, or whoever, it gives them enough time to start a goddamn nuclear confrontation, some kind of freaking international incident out here for them to be indefinite president.
I mean, this is just, I do not like where this is going, all right?
I do not like where this is going, and I hope you folks understand the seriousness of this.
I'm not joking around.
This is getting into serious territory here.
But anyway, we talked about all that yesterday.
It's good to see that Trump is in good health.
Have you heard he's going to unleash his health records on Dr. Oz, which I think is a classic move because, I mean, Trump needs to go ahead and get that woman demographic.
And, you know, Dr. Oz kind of encapsulates that woman demographic.
He is a, what is it, an Oprah production who got promoted by Oprah, so on and so forth.
I think he can hit that woman demographic.
I hope that he's able to not only put the whole, any kind of questions about his health to bed, but hopefully, you know, penetrate that woman demographic for Christ's sake.
Because I'm telling you, these women out here in America are still falling hook line and sinker with this Hillary Rotten Clinton crap of, oh, I'm a woman.
Hear me roar.
And they are literally going to vote for this broad because she's a woman.
I think that's just, it's pathetic.
It's disgusting.
Oh, my God.
It's really disgusting.
I'm not kidding around.
Anyway, folks, listen.
We all know about the, you know, this past Sunday, the collapsing of Hillary Rotten Clinton.
She is nowhere to be seen, mind you, okay?
Supposedly, she's in some freaking hospital bed somewhere or at Chelsea Clinton's apartment or whatever, And she's kicking back, I don't know, eating bond bonds.
I don't know what the hell she's doing, recovering from her supposed pneumonia spell, even though right after the collapse before she got in that van there, she came out of Hillary, excuse me, Chelsea Clinton's apartment waving and then hugged a little girl.
I mean, if she's got pneumonia, what the hell is she doing hugging a damn little girl for Christ's sake, man?
Anyway, folks, she's nowhere to be found on the campaign trail, but did you see this son of a bitch, Barack Obama, for Christ's sake, man?
I mean, what did I tell you about Hillary Rotten Clinton yesterday?
All right, she's got that much power.
She's got that much over this government, for Christ's sake.
They've got to do what she says.
They've got to do what she says.
She cracked the damn whip on Barack Obama like his name was Kunta, for Christ's sake.
And this son of a bitch is going out there campaigning on a stunt.
He's stumping for her, for Christ's sake.
He's having like big-time enthusiastic speeches in an attempt to try to campaign for Hillary Rotten Clinton.
I mean, give me a break.
Seriously, give me a break.
Did you see Barack Obama out here?
Oh, my God.
I mean, he was literally salivating in a speech over Hillary Rotten Clinton.
I can only imagine what Hillary Rotten Clinton and the Clinton Crine family have over this son of a bitch.
I'm serious.
I just, I would like to know what it is.
Well, I kind of know what it is, but I mean, I'm just saying, there's a reason why Barack Obama and all these other people are forced to go out there and stump for Hillary Rotten Clinton.
I mean, don't you think this is an ample opportunity for anybody to come in in an emergency situation and take over?
You know what I mean?
I mean, that's it.
Take over for Christ's sake.
You know what I mean?
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, folks, as I stated, Hillary Clinton cracks the whip on Barack Obama to campaign for her, just like she did when he was on vacation in Martha's Vineyard.
He couldn't even be bothered to break his golf game to go visit the folks out there in Louisiana that were suffering from those historic floods at the time.
Couldn't break his golf game for that.
But, of course, Hillary Rotten comes along with her pants suit, cracks the whip on this son of a bitch like he's kunta, has this idiot go on a damn jet to Nantucket so they can speak in front of freaking fun at a fundraising event for Hillary Rotten, man.
I mean, give me a damn break with this nonsense.
Oh, my God.
I mean, seriously, I have no idea what the hell is going on here, man.
I mean, everyone out right now, I mean, she's got the president of the United States stumping for her right now.
Going out there and getting into huge rallies in an attempt to try to rally for her for president, for Christ's sake.
Oh, Jesus, this is just disgusting, man.
And where the hell's Hillary Rotten Clinton?
We don't even know.
We have no idea.
All right?
Jesus Christ, man.
Anyway, folks, speaking of possibilities, did you all hear that a possible replacement for Hillary Rotten Clinton in an emergency situation, if this woman cannot continue, if she's incapacitated, or if she passes on?
Michelle Obama.
What?
Michelle Obama.
Oh, man, you've got to be joking me, man.
Michelle Obama, man.
I mean, what are we going to have?
The first tranny president?
I mean, look, can we just come out the closet already there, Obama?
All right?
Come on, man.
This is a transgender.
I don't understand.
I mean, you're supposed to be Democrat, right?
You're supposed to be on the left.
Why exactly would you be hiding something of that capacity if you're supposed to be the gay president, right?
Supposed to be the first gay president, you know, made gay marriage legal, all that other nonsense.
All right?
I mean, Michelle Obama.
I mean, good God, man.
No, no, no.
And the reason that the internal DNC is actually considering this is because she gave, look, I don't think the DNC speech she gave was anything enthusiastic.
It was more of a Stella Gotter groove back mixed with, yeah, girlfriend type of vernacular.
And it didn't sound like it was from the soul like most black folks do talk from.
They talk from the soul.
Sound like some disingenuous bunch of crap.
But based on that speech, they actually believe that Michelle Obama is actually a viable candidate if Hillary Clinton has to be replaced.
I mean, oh, my God.
Michelle Obama, for Christ's sake, look, if they happen to do that, everybody needs to start.
We want a gender check on Michelle Obama if that's the case.
All right, seriously.
We want a gender check.
I'm serious.
All right?
I'm not joking around.
We need to call, what the hell is his name?
We need to go to Australia and call Crocodile Dundee.
You remember that he just went up in that freaking cross-dresser skirt and felt a tree trunk under there.
It was like, oh, Croike, that's a man right there.
I mean, that's what we need.
We need a goddamn, we need a woman check.
We need a tranny check on Michelle Obama.
And look, there's nothing wrong with being a tranny.
I'm just saying, don't pretend to be a woman and expect to get the woman vote.
And as a matter of fact, folks, you know, I want trannies to know that women do not like you.
All right?
I'm serious.
I mean, out here in Austin, Texas, there's been discussions.
I've been in bars, believe it or not, out here.
And you actually have groups of women.
They've actually had discussions about this.
They do not like transgenders.
All right?
They don't like you.
You want to know why?
You're competition.
All right?
You're competition, for Christ's sake.
All right.
I mean, you know, first of all, let's be honest, you know, the male body can lose weight at a faster rate than women can.
That's why women, you know, whenever they cut back on some things, they, oh, I took out carbs and I took out this.
And nothing really happens.
You know, yeah, they may lose some weight in the stomach, but they got thunder thighs.
You understand what I'm saying?
You know, they could lose the thunder thighs, but they got the saggy, fatty arm.
You know what I'm saying?
So right off the bat, women do not like trannies based on the fact that you all can lose weight at a very rapid capacity and keep that weight off.
All right?
Second thing they don't like about you is that with all due respect, you know, look, I don't even want to go there.
They just don't like you.
All right.
They don't like you.
That's all I'm saying.
Do not think that women are and trannies are like, you know, in the same gang.
All right, let's just put it that way, all right?
They're not.
Anyway, the reason I bring that up, because I believe if Michelle Obama was brought out to be a tranny, I guarantee you, that woman vote would go down the tubes.
All right?
They'll be like, oh, my, what?
You mean Barack Obama was, that tranny?
What an asshole.
He couldn't get a woman?
Couldn't get a real woman?
I'm serious.
I'm not joking around, folks.
It's not a joke.
All right?
Anyway, Michelle Obama's being talked about as a potential replacement.
I can't believe this, for Christ's sake, man.
I'm serious.
I want a tranny check on Michelle Obama right now.
All right?
If she is the candidate, she needs to be forced to go out in some kind of like skimpy underwear because I guarantee you, you know, that 10 and a half that she's tucking in the back of her ass crack is going to be hard to hide.
You know, I'm just saying, man.
I'm just tired of it.
I'm tired.
I mean, Joan Rivers said that this woman was a tranny, and then a month later, after making that claim, she was dead.
All right?
She was dead.
Anyway, folks, look.
Look, I'm just, I just don't want another Obama.
I don't want another Clinton.
I don't want a Bush.
I don't want a damn imbecilic career bureaucrat in the White House anymore, man.
I'm tired of these people.
These people have been in charge for like 30, 40 years, and we have gone completely into Kentucky fried chicken piss puddles.
That's what America has turned into, for Christ's sake, man.
Under these people's tutelage, under their leadership, we don't need any more establishment in the White House.
We don't need any more establishment in any realm of government, for Christ's sake, man.
Jesus Christ.
Oh, my God.
Anyway, look.
I don't get it, man.
I'm just saying.
I'm just saying.
She's tried to.
Michelle Obama!
I mean, Michelle Trent's testicle tree trunk in between the legs, Obama!
I mean, she could be a linebacker for the 49ers, for Christ's sake, this freaking freak, this genetic freak.
I mean, Michelle Obama, she's a genetic freak.
Oh, my God.
Oh, you know, I just, you know, Michelle Obama, Michelle Obama.
Oh, Jesus Christ, man.
Michelle Obama.
Jesus Christ, man.
Oh, my God.
Shut Up Elijah Cummings00:02:16
Anyway, let me calm my ass down here.
Give me the mic.
Give me the mic.
Are you kidding me?
Michelle Obama.
Michelle Obama.
Anyway, look, I don't want to talk about that genetic freak show anymore.
I'm tired of this.
I'm tired of the Obamas.
I'm tired of them, man.
Anyway, let me move on for Christ's sake.
Anyway, once again, the Democrats are talking about Michelle Obama as a freaking replacement candidate.
Good God.
Anyway, I don't know if y'all folks saw that ridiculous lack thereof testimony by the three IT guys, the tech experts that were involved in setting up Clinton's private email in front of the, what is it, a House Oversight Committee, completely taking the Fifth Amendment like they were the mafia, you know, being called to testify on themselves for Christ's sake.
I mean, what a bunch of weasels, man.
One of them sons of bitches didn't even bother to show up.
One of those sons of bitches didn't even bother to show up, for Christ's sake, man.
Good God.
And then, of course, you got these Democratic lackeys like Elijah Cummings saying that, oh, this right here, this is the third time in four days that we've had an oversight committee.
And I think it's a waste of taxpayer money and time.
I think what we should be doing is going out here and talking about Black Lives Matter and doing that sort of thing over there.
I mean, shut up, Elijah Cummings.
No one cares.
You're a Democratic lackey.
You are holding on to the flap of, you know, I don't want to go there.
You just make me sick.
These Democrats, these political hacks, these bureaucratic politicians, they make me sick.
They make me sick, man.
Jesus Christ, man.
They make me sick.
RICO Statute Conspiracy Case00:03:03
Anyway, folks, and then look.
I don't even know why, to be honest with you, they even had these little testimonies here in the oversight committee.
These idiots said nothing.
It was a BS testimony.
I don't understand, you know, at this point, at this point, given all the characters involved with the emails and setting up the private email server, a lot of these guys had no security clearance and yet were privy to classified information.
I mean, isn't this a RICO case at this point in time?
I think that this falls under the RICO statute, in my personal opinion.
And I just wish that somebody had the balls to implement the RICO statute because this is a conspiracy.
I mean, that's the definition in RICO.
All right?
That if it is a conspiracy to commit a criminal criminality, massive criminality, that RICO could be implemented and nullify their Fifth Amendment privileges.
I mean, this is what happened to Sam Giancana.
You know, I'm not trying to go into back in mob history here.
But Sam Giancana, that's why he was the leader of the Chicago mob once Tony Ocardo retired, quote unquote.
Sam Giancana literally took the Fifth Amendment every time he was called to testify, anytime he was busted for anything, pled the fifth, fled the fifth.
They literally couldn't touch him, right?
Until they implemented this new statute called the RICO statute, in which it literally nullifies one's ability to plead the Fifth Amendment if there is a conspiracy of organized crime involved with that individual.
Believe it or not, they implemented this RICO statute on not just Sam G. Ancana, but Sam Giant Conna was one of the premier mobsters that this was implemented on.
And they threw Sam Gi and Conna in jail indefinitely because he would not testify to Dick.
All right?
He kept pleading the damn Fifth Amendment, and they wouldn't let him.
They threw him in jail.
So I personally believe why hasn't the RICO statute been implemented in this conspiracy of organized crime relating to the Clinton email situation?
I mean, this is definitely a conspiracy of criminal organization proportion.
I don't understand why these individuals have the right to plead the Fifth Amendment.
I mean, this goes beyond the La Cussa Nostra criminality as far as I'm concerned.
Breaking News Documents Released00:15:36
I mean, these idiots didn't even have security clearance to be privy to classified material, and yet they were obviously in charge of not only constructing the email, but they had to have been looking at a lot of different pieces of data, had to have been looking at a lot of pieces of data that were marked highly classified or confidential.
And why is that?
How come they were able to do that?
That right there is a conspiracy.
And because they don't want to testify, and because they're pleading the fifth, I think that is more than ample evidence to implement a RICO case here.
I don't understand why they are not implementing a RICO case.
This is a conspiracy.
And I'll tell you why, folks.
And let me tell you, breaking news right now.
Somebody claiming to be Goosefer 2.0 is on poll right now.
And for you folks that are unfamiliar with poll, it is, you know, it's a messaging post on 4chan, so on and so forth.
Anyway, he is literally releasing documents.
People are tweeting them at me.
He's literally tweeting and showing DNC donor lists that include foreign governments, that include foreign dignitaries,
that include people that have nothing to do with America or America's interest, literally, all right, literally going in and giving money to different factions of the Democratic Party or the Democratic Party herself or to Hillary Rotten Clinton herself.
This is really, really breaking here.
Look, there's so much data being unleashed right now as we speak.
I know we have capitalist Army bloggers.
All right, here it is right now.
As a matter of fact, as I state that, Wikileaks just tweeted this right here, folks.
All right?
The DNC is bracing itself for the release of more documents.
It's happening, baby.
You understand that when I tell you, huh?
It's happening.
Unfortunately, I'm hoping that it's not a little too late.
All right?
I'm hoping that this is not a little too late because let me tell you, that woman, Hillary Rotten Clinton, she didn't look too good in that collapsing spell.
I'm telling you this right now.
She did not look too good.
And the probability of this woman possibly dying is very high.
And if that's the case, a suspended election is more than possible.
It's highly probable, man.
Highly probable.
And they're going to suspend the election with the notion that there needs to be a new candidate for the Democrats.
And both candidates have to have ample campaign opportunity time, for Christ's sake, all right?
Good God.
Let me tell you something right now.
A lot of things are breaking right now as we speak.
Wow.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm sorry if I'm looking if I'm sounding like if I'm sounding a little flustered here, we're starting to see information flow through here.
Here it is right here, man.
Here's actually, man, there's just so much information.
Excuse me, folks.
This is really breaking off the hot wire here.
We've been waiting for something like this here, and it's finally starting to happen.
Somebody claiming to be Goosefer is on 4chan poll right now releasing documents, all right, releasing documents relating to DNC donors right now.
And it looks like from the documents that I am being tweeted right now, and there's a lot of it being dropped, you're seeing nothing but foreign dignitaries, people that are heads of state or ambassadors of foreign nations that are out here that are out here donating to the DNC.
I'm reading this for myself.
This is unbelievable.
This is unfreaking believable for Christ's sake, man.
Look at the amounts of money.
Look at the amounts of money here, for heaven's sake.
All right, look at them.
Oh, man, look, they got numbers.
They've got addresses.
Oh, this is big.
Oh, man, here it is right here.
Let me tell you something right now.
If you are an independent investigative journalist, this is a honeypot right here, right now, folks.
This is a honeypot right here, right now.
Do some investigating.
If you're a blogger, if you're trying to make a name for yourself out here, there is a lot of information on these documents that are being released.
A lot of contributors being released, their information being released.
Unbelievable, folks.
If you're not following me on Twitter, please do so.
Politics Ghost is the name to follow.
Even if you do not have a Twitter, please go there and check this out.
Documents are being dropped as we speak.
Unbelievable, man.
Unbelievable.
I'm telling you, it always happens during the show, right?
All kinds of weird crap always has to happen.
All right?
In the show, for Christ's sake.
And according to people that are actually reading this, look, I've got to run a show here.
According to people that are actually reading this, Jay Johnson, the head of Department of Homeland Security, apparently had a big donation.
Oh, the guy who's going to run the elections, the guy who's going to oversee the elections, has got a big donation.
Oh, isn't that a shocker?
Oh, Jesus Christ, man.
I'm glad all this is being released.
All right.
And let me tell you, whoever's releasing this, this is nothing to what the implications and the connections of the Clinton Foundation in conjunction with the government, with politicians within our government.
That's what these people are scared about.
They are scared that they are going to be implicated in the fleecing and the destruction of America.
All right?
I'm serious.
I'm not kidding around.
Oh, my God, this is getting, this is getting, I'm telling you, what did I say?
Ever since I came back in March, all of a sudden, this campaign turned into, hey, it's Meme Warfare, dude, and hey, Pepe, and all this crap to, oh, man, hacks, people are dying.
You know, I mean, just all kinds of stuff.
This has been one of the most unbelievable elections that I have ever personally witnessed, and not to mention been a part of.
And I hope that you are basically appreciative of being alive, all right, to witness what is going on here right now.
I'm telling you this right now.
It is a great time to be alive.
It is a great time to be on the internet.
As a matter of fact, let me go ahead.
Let me give me my drink.
Give me my drink for Christ's sake, man.
Anyway, folks, I'm going to go ahead and I want to say cheers first and foremost to the capitalist army.
I want to say cheers to those on the Trump train.
Let me tell you something right now, man.
It has just begun.
It's only just begun.
That's it.
It's only just begun, baby.
Cheers, baby.
This revolution will be digital.
Cheers, baby.
Good stuff, man.
Good stuff, man.
Anyway, I forgot where the hell I was at here.
We're having all this breakthrough news.
Where the hell was I at, Engineer?
Oh, yeah, that's right.
The three tech experts that were called to testify in front of the House Oversight Committee pleaded the fifth.
One of these sons of bitches didn't even show up.
All these individuals basically were involved with the construction of Clinton's private email server.
So there's something to hide there.
And I strongly advise anybody who's listening, there should be a RICO case directed towards Clinton and everybody affiliated with her.
This is not a joke.
We need to get to the bottom of the corruption and criminality, and we need to put them.
All right?
We need to put them in jail.
We need to put these people in jail.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, folks, look, let me go ahead and take some Twitter shout-outs.
All right.
Let me take some Twitter shout-outs.
And, you know, after I take some Twitter shout-outs, this is really, really breaking here.
I'm thinking about possibly calling some of these numbers on the donor list to see if Buzz Killington from Lulsington News can get to the bottom of some of the garbage that's going on out here.
All right, let's just go ahead and go to some Twitter shout-outs right now, folks.
I know people are like, what?
Oh, Twitter shout-outs already?
I'm just saying, man.
Let me tell you, you know, this is serious business.
I know we're supposed to talk about other subject matters here, but I mean, let me tell you, I mean, this is it.
Look, here it is.
Hey, thank you, UK Ghosty, man, for bringing this up.
I don't know.
I mean, it's pretty small, though.
If you could blow it up, man, I could barely see the Jay Johnson contribution.
Anyway, if you want a Twitter shout-out live right here on the broadcast, all you got to do is retweet the tweet that states, True Capitalist Radio Live.
True Capitalist Radio Live.
It was tweeted 31 minutes ago.
If you retweet that tweet, I will give you a Twitter shout-out live right here on the broadcast right here, right now.
Do we got any Twitter shout-outs here, engineer?
All right, well, let's go ahead and get to Twitter shout-outs.
Right now!
Hey, we got the Shephist.
He's out there in Vegas.
What's going on, man?
We've got G in the house.
What's going on to G?
We got Z Frostwire.
Hanoi is Ghost's Wife.
Shut up, you stupid moron.
Talking about Via freaking nom.
We got the green leader in the place.
What's going on, man?
We got Espresso Reborn.
We got Squid Girl for Ghost.
Who else we got going on here?
We got Chupa Chew.
What's going on?
The Norwegian capitalist in the house.
We got Saint Soros.
Shut up.
Saint Soros, you son of a bitch.
We got Bobby the Burrito Boy.
Okay, whatever the hell that means.
We've got Hillary Jail equals Biden.
What the hell is that supposed to mean?
We got Mask Biden's Diaper.
Jesus Christ, man.
We've got Bad Mem X86.
We got The Surprising Fly in the house.
How you doing?
Austin Strap-on Parade.
What the hell does that mean?
What the hell does that mean?
Who else do we got?
We got Leaky Trans Can.
What the hell does that mean?
Leaky Trans Can.
We got Hambone Capitalist.
How you doing, man?
We got Sergeant Yoda in the place.
How you doing?
What else do we got?
We got TCR Cuckathon.
TCR Cuckathon.
Show it up, your ass, all right?
Stupid ass crack, man.
I'm telling you, man.
You people make me sick.
Some of these stupid freaking names that you concoct out of your freaking stupid brains.
We got NRJ Commando.
How you doing, man?
Private Wilhelm Winter.
What's going on, man?
We got Aboru.
What's going on?
We got Whizzing on the Alamo.
Look, don't go there, asshole.
All right?
Don't go there.
We got Strictly Diesel.
All right.
We got Karaskin.
What's going on to Karaskin?
We've got Per Capitalist.
Who else do we got going on over here?
Hey, we got Tom in the house.
What's going on, Tom?
How you doing, man?
And what's going on, Reptile Girl?
How you doing?
Irish Capitalist in the house.
Once again, you want a Twitter shout-out.
You've got to retweet the tweet that states True Capitalist Radio Live.
And I'll give you a shout-out right here on the broadcast, right here, right now.
All right, who do we got here?
We got the deplorable troll.
We got Michelle for president.
No, don't, don't go there.
Don't go there.
We got Green Bio, 12 years of Obama.
Don't do it.
Don't even kid around about that, man.
Seriously, do not kid around about that.
Don't kid around about that.
Jesus, give me the mic.
Give me the freaking mic.
Don't kid around about that.
I'm serious.
Do not kid around about that.
What else do we got going on?
We got Hillary's little seizures.
That's pretty funny, man.
I'm telling you, that's pretty funny.
We are Ghostler youth.
Look, look, stop.
Stop with that crap, man.
I know what y'all are doing.
I'm not.
I'm on to you, idiots.
I'm on to you.
Stop with that whole ghostler crap.
Seriously, man.
And do not do this.
All right?
Do not do this.
Jesus Christ.
350 days of Cucklstein.
What the hell does that mean?
What the hell is that?
350 days of Cucklstein.
What the hell does that mean?
Man, you people are idiots, man.
I'm telling you, you people, I don't know what the hell your problem is, man, all right?
Seriously, I'd.
Oh, my God.
Who else do we got going on over here for Christ's sake, man?
God damn, you people make me sick.
Who else do we got going on over here?
We got Chins Out for Leafy.
What the hell does that mean, man?
I've been seeing people taking pictures of their fruity-ass chins.
Soros Ads Make Me Sick00:06:01
You know what I mean?
Like it's a freaking target, man.
I can punch it right.
You know what I mean?
What the hell does that mean?
We got Archron Havoc.
We got Check PayPay.
Check Pepe.
We got 350 Soros ads.
350 Soros ads!
Shut up your ass.
350 Soros ads.
Shut up.
Oh, my God.
Do you hear these people?
This is what I'm saying, man.
This is what I'm talking about.
I'm just sitting over here.
I'm trying to make this a little bit of an interactive show.
Hey, this is the kind of things that I get here for trying to make it a little bit interactive here.
This is the kind of things that I'm getting here.
This is it.
It's garbage.
Jesus Christ.
Give me the mic.
Freaking goddamn mic.
We got jiggly ribs.
What's going on?
We got Anon the Wizard.
All right, what's going on?
We got the 727 caller.
How are you doing?
Raiden Snake.
Oh, my God.
Jesus Christ.
Crockett kicked a bucket.
Look, don't make fun of the Texas Martyrs, man.
I'm serious, you sons of it.
Do not make fun of the Texas martyrs, boy.
Jesus Christ.
Man, you idiots.
You come down here to Texas and talk that garbage.
I dare you.
I double-dog dare you.
I triple dog dare you.
Come on down here.
Jesus Christ.
You know, I'm only going to take a couple of more of these.
I'm going to move on with the broadcast.
Because, look, I'm going to get to, I want to look at some of these files here.
We're going to call some numbers and see what's going on here.
I'm serious, all right?
Anyway, we got President Poop Tickler.
Here we go.
Here we go, for Christ's sake.
I could fight ghost.
Oh, yeah?
Oh, yeah, you think you can fight one?
Come on now.
Come on over here.
Come on over here so you can feel my anger.
Like it's with your face.
Come on over here and throw my anger.
You sacks of crap.
You know, every time you idiots out there on the internet think that you can get tough with me, boy, I just wish.
I just wish I could see you in a damn barroom.
I wish I could see you in a damn barroom, boy, because I guarantee you, you'd be leaving that bar on a stretcher.
You'd be leaving that bar on a damn stretcher.
Give me the mic.
Give me the goddamn mic.
Jesus Christ, man.
What's going on with the Brony Network?
What's going on, the remover of kebab?
How you doing, man?
We got veteran capitalist going on.
What's going on?
Jesus Christ.
I can't believe you people sometimes, man.
I mean, I guarantee you, you wouldn't be doing this in real life, you sons of bitches.
I guarantee you wouldn't be doing it, boy.
That's why you get up on this fiber optically connected world we call the internet and flap your damn pop-tart-eating fingers on the keyboard doing this crap.
Son of a bitch.
Oh, my God.
We got Ghosts KGB handler.
Shut up, KGB handler.
Let me tell you, I do not trust the Ruskis, all right?
I do not trust the damn Ruskies, boy.
The Butt Wiper.
Oh, that's great.
Jesus Christ.
Trans Future President.
Ah, here we go.
All right, that's just great.
Soros for president.
Jesus, just shut up already, man.
Seriously.
Hans Goven Smith, the boogie of BTR, the boogie of BTR, the boogie of Google!
Don't compare me at this!
Colossians, man, we're in pizza crib!
The buggy of BTR!
Shove it up your ass, man!
All right, that's it.
I've had enough.
I'm not doing any more Twitter shout-outs.
Go shoving up your ass.
All right?
You're going to call me the goddamn buggy of BTR.
You son of a bitch.
Screw you.
Take the goddamn Twitter shout-outs off my screen, engineer.
I'm serious.
You know, I'm going to end this Taco Tuesday early.
Give me the mic.
Give me the freaking mic.
Let me tell you something.
All right?
I'm not joking around.
I may just end this son of a bitch early for Christ's sake, man.
And this is how you're going to treat me.
I thought you people were at least going to give me a little goddamn respect for this 350th episode of True Capitalist Radio.
But no.
You have no goddamn respect for me.
You have no respect for the engineer.
You have no respect for Templeton.
You got no respect for yourselves.
And, you know, this, I don't know, I don't even understand what I'm doing here.
I don't even understand why I continue to do this broadcast if this is all I'm going to receive in return for Christ's sake.
Nothing but agitation.
Nothing but troll terrorism and cyber vermins.
I'm telling you, man, I just, you know, it makes me sick.
Closing Shop Early Today00:15:07
All right?
I'm just sick to my stomach.
Oh, my God, man.
I got a calmdack.
Thank for Christ's sake, man.
How dare you people, man?
How dare you, people?
This is my 350th episode, man.
You know that we, starting on the next hour, starting the next hour, it will be my official 1,300th hour broadcasting in my internet broadcasting career.
Do you understand that?
You are listening to Hall of Fame broadcasting content right now, and you people could care goddamn less.
You could care less.
Oh, Jesus Christ, man.
Anyway, look, you know, I don't know what I'm going to do.
I have no idea what I'm going to do.
Uh-oh.
Look what just happened, folks.
It's happening!
DNC documents, baby!
678 megabytes of new DNC documents!
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
This revolution will be digitized!
678.4 megabytes of DNC documents, baby!
It's in zip format.
Enjoy, for Christ's sake, man.
Enjoy!
Woo!
Oh, man.
It's happening, baby.
It's happening.
Oh, my God.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Oh, my heart's beating like a rabbit.
My heart's hurting.
Oh, my heart.
Oh, it's just so many different emotions.
You know, so many different things, for Christ's sake.
Oh, my God.
Oh, now we're getting reported that the damn leak site is currently under DDoS attack.
I wonder who is in charge of that garbage.
Oh, my God.
Good God.
It's happening.
I'M TELLING YOU THIS RIGHT NOW!
Ugh!
I gotta calm down, folks.
Ugh!
My heart.
My goddamn heart.
All right.
Let me calm down, folks.
Let me calm down here, folks.
There's a lot of excitement here today.
It's a 350 episode, for Christ's sake.
Oh, my God.
And it's not the butter.
Shut it up.
Shut up.
It's not the butter.
Oh, my God.
Anyway, look, it seems as if they're DDoSing this site.
It seems as if they're trying to shut it down.
Anybody who has the documents, anybody who's downloaded it, please, man, repost it and repost it.
All right?
Repost it and repost it, man.
Jesus Christ, man.
What a day.
What a Taco Tuesday.
I'll tell you that right now.
What a Taco Tuesday.
Unbelievable, man.
Unfreaking believable.
Unbelievable.
I can't believe it.
Unbelievable.
All right.
Let me calm down here.
And let's go back to some of the documents that were first released on poll here.
And let's see if we can't call a couple of people and see if we could get to the bottom of what's going on out here.
You know what I mean?
I'm serious.
I want to get to the bottom of what's going on out here.
Jesus Christ.
As a matter of fact, my copies don't have my copies don't really have any of the freaking phone numbers.
Could somebody tweet at me some phone number that sounds interesting and we'll call it right now from the DNC links.
All right, leaks, excuse me.
Anybody have a number from the DMC links so that we can go and call some of these people.
I want to call some of these people.
I want to ask them a few questions.
And I want some answers immediately.
So the copies that I have, they've got like the last two digits cut out.
All right, the ones that were tweeted at me here.
So anybody that has privy or access to the documents itself, forward me a phone number here so that we could go ahead and we can start investigating for ourselves.
All right?
All right, seriously, so we could start investigating for our goddamn self.
And look, don't just give me a number, idiot.
Give me a number and what the hell, who it's supposed to be, and all that crap.
Jesus Christ, man.
Anyway, look, somebody's telling me that the little queers in the Brony Network chat are telling people to give me the FBI's phone number.
You know, that's just great.
You know, whoever said that, man, go and literally knock those idiots off the internet.
Seriously.
I'm not joking.
Whoever said that, knock those idiots off the internet.
They deserve it.
Seriously.
Stupid sacks of crap.
Trying to sit here.
Stupid moron.
You people are stupid.
You people think I'm dumb, don't you?
You stupid moron.
All right.
Hey, well, thank you very much there, Pro-Justice.
I mean, somebody is a little here.
Here, this is supposed to be a company that is supposed to be in charge of Hillary Rotten Clinton's email.
Oh, yo, it's Seattle FBI.
That's who it is, you stupid idiot.
Stupid.
As a matter of fact, I'll call them and tell them that, you know, pro-justice is a white supremacist, and he's threatening me, and he's going to threaten, he's threatening Hillary Rotten Clinton.
I'll tell you, how about that?
How about I do that there, Pro-Justice?
How do you like that?
Huh?
You son of a bitch?
You want me to do that?
How about that, you stupid sack of crap?
Let me go ahead.
You know what?
Let's call the FBI.
I'm going to rat this idiot out.
How do you like that?
Huh?
You want to play games there, Pro?
Double tells you?
Bob Chappett?
Bob Chappett?
Oh, boy.
You want to play games?
Let's call the FBI there, boy.
Huh?
Tell them about your goddamn Twitter handle there, boy.
Stupid, dumb son of a bitch.
I'm serious, man.
You people make me sick.
You know what I mean?
Seriously.
You know what?
Forget about it.
You know, you people have ruined this opportunity.
I'm serious.
I wanted to sit over here.
I wanted to call some people, but you idiots are sitting here giving me the FBI's phone number like I'm some two-bit moron.
You know, like I was born yesterday, you stupid idiot.
Jesus Christ, you people are such noobs, man.
Jesus Christ, you idiots are such noobs, man.
It's stupid.
It's sick.
Jesus Christ.
Seriously, man.
Y'all are such freaking noobs, man.
I mean, give me a break.
It's embarrassing, man.
It's embarrassing.
Jesus Christ, man.
Anyway, the link, it seems to be down, unfortunately, for the documents.
All right?
The download was shut off, folks, man.
You see what they're trying to do?
They're trying to shut it down.
They're trying to shut it down for Christ's sake.
Anyway, let me see here.
Somebody at least is giving me a legit number here.
I'll try one number and see what's going on here.
I'll try one of these numbers and see what's going on.
All right?
All right.
Who is this?
This better be legit.
All right?
I'm serious.
This better be legit.
If not, I'm getting out of here.
All right.
If not, I'm closing up the show and telling you all to piss off.
Because, I mean, what the hell am I doing here if you idiots have no freaking appreciation for nothing?
Huh?
Jesus Christ.
Call this number, engineer.
Call that number right there.
Call it.
Here we go.
Oh, no.
Uh-oh.
That number's been put off the hook, obviously.
They're already getting calls.
Jesus Christ.
I've got to ruin it for everybody.
Yep.
No.
They took the phone off the hook, man.
They're not there for Christ's sake.
Good God.
Oh, my God.
You see, this is how stupid the internet is.
You see, I'm trying to do something legit here.
And then, you know, what do these little fruity-ass brony idiots do?
Oh, tell them the FBI.
Tell them to call the FBI.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, let me continue going for Christ's sake.
All right.
I'm not.
You know what?
Forget about calling people.
I'm just going to move on with the broadcast.
As a matter of fact, you know what?
I don't really like the fact that you morons sat there and said, oh, let them call the FBI.
You know what?
I'm going to cut the show early today.
How do you like that, you scumbags?
You can thank all the fruit balls that were trying to tell me in the freaking Brony Network chat.
You can thank all those assholes in that chat room for the reason why I am closing up shop today because I refuse to sit here and allow a bunch of two-bit, cartoon-fetish, fruity-ass cloppers sit here and try to think that they can get one over on me when I'm trying to sit here and provide some decent goddamn content on the son of a bitch.
All right?
So look, I'm getting the hell out of here.
As a matter of fact, let me drink my drink first.
All right?
Jesus Christ.
You can thank those assholes in the Brony Network chat room, okay?
told me on Twitter that you idiots are like tell them to call the FBI I mean give me a freaking break man All right?
You can thank all those clopping bastards.
You can thank the bronies for this.
All right?
Seriously, you can thank those idiots at the Brony Network chat room for this.
All right?
For trying.
Hey, hey, hey, give them the FBI number.
So don't shove it up your ass.
All right.
Now we're in the second hour of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
But I can guarantee you, I'm not going to do it.
I'm not doing this.
Go shove it up your ass.
All right?
All right.
Go shove it up your ass.
I'm going to go have my last Miller time out here in Austin, Texas, before I kiss this stupid liberal hellhole goodbye and go down south to San Antonio, the home of the damn Texas martyrs.
All right?
All right?
And that's what I'm going to do.
I ain't going to sit here and waste my time with you stupid losers.
All right?
You're going to sit over here and try to say, hey, why don't you tell them to call the FBI?
I mean, you know, just think about this before I leave, folks.
Just to think about this, all right?
This is how stupid and ignorant the freaking cartoon-fetished demographic of my show is.
All right?
They would rather see a stupid little, oh, oh my God.
He called the FBI and he hung up than actually doing the goddamn research and saying, hey, look, here's a freaking number here, man.
Call.
I want to hear you.
All right?
I want to hear you.
I mean, let's do this.
I mean, that would have been a lot more lullsy.
That would have been a lot better content than you idiots that are out here trying to – I don't know what the hell you were trying to do.
All right.
But you could go ahead and wallow in your own freaking clapping piss for all I'm concerned.
All right?
Seriously, this is 350th episode.
You're not going to piss me off on this episode.
I'm going to piss you off.
All right.
Go screw yourselves.
You people are idiots.
You're ignorant.
You're cartoon-fetished man-children.
All right.
And look, this is why you can't have nice things.
All right.
This is why you cannot have nice things because you goddamn pedophile priest probing, you urinal cake curators, phallic fluffers, seat sniffers, pickled pricks, sphinter fingering, turkey kicks, freaking transsexual bathroom turd burglar, zombie cooch, bloody shitty underwear collector, refugee pubic hair expecting piece of Peter Puffer crap.
You can thank these idiots out there.
Jesus Christ, man.
I'm serious.
Shout Outs In The House00:09:05
All right?
You can thank those cartoon-fetished assholes for this.
All right?
I'm not going to let you idiots come in here and ruin my freaking Baller Friday.
All right?
Jesus Christ.
Oh, yeah.
You know what?
You know what I'm going to do?
I'll tell you what I'm going to do.
You know what I'll do?
I'm going to shout out everybody in the inner circle.
How you like that, you son of a bitch?
How you like that?
Huh?
How do you like that?
Let's go ahead and start taking some freaking Twitter shout-outs of the inner circle.
These are my friends.
All right, here we go, folks.
All right.
Here we go.
And look, if you don't like it, then get the hell out of here.
All right.
I don't really give a crap.
All right?
All right.
If you don't like it, then get out.
You son of a bitch.
You ungrateful little twats.
We got Bull Bowtie424.
What's going on?
We got Angry Blinders.
We got Janitor in the house.
Metroid Junkie.
Capitalist CPU.
We got Basquatch, Scrapper, Key Stoner, Johnny Cornbread, Meme Magic, Atomic Barbarian, Mummy Yummy Lemons, Cam the Man, Tor Bardo.
We got Alou Cards Cat, Denke King Capitalist, Capitalist Kush in the house.
We got Grim Capitalist in the place.
We've got Tech Capitalists in the house.
We got Bartumej Mika.
Sorry if I mispronounced your name, friend.
We got Spanky in the house.
How you like that, huh?
How you like that?
You stupid little trolls.
All right, we got Christ MA13.
We got Kobold Capitalist.
We got Dank McCrank.
We got Trump 2016.
We got Swabian Capitalist.
We got Ramington in the house.
We got Capitalist Mao in the place.
We got Chowles in the house.
We got Scoots Away.
We got John McCarty in the place.
What's going on?
We got Jerry Garcia in the house.
A touch of gray.
We got Silva SD in the place.
Distilling Capitalist.
I come from a London under.
We got Remover of Kebab in the house.
Make Australia Great in the place.
Harlan Vengeance in the house.
We got Wes Richman.
Canadia Capital.
We got King Edward Undead in the place.
We got Irish Capitalist.
We got Anarcho Capitalist.
We got Armadillo Bandit.
We got Flyer in the place.
We got Lugden Press.
We got Obama Bin Laden in the place.
We got Suspicious Advisor.
We got Cuba Pudding Jr. in the place.
We got Wilted Greens.
We got TC Capitalist.
We got Raul.
How you doing, Raul?
We got APC 227 in the house.
We got SmackHack in the place.
We got Deplorable Capitalist in the house.
What's going on, Kahuna?
We got Kyle Davison in the place.
We got Asho, Turkey Tits.
We got Lord Polk, Ace, Sir Mouth Breather.
We got JJ Smooth.
We got Veteran Capitalist.
We got Steel is the greatest.
We got Arboreo in the place.
We got CD Fan237.
We got Trav J in the house.
What's going on?
We got Keith Renderman.
How you doing?
We got Napoleon Afterglow.
Marco Murino.
What's going on, man?
We got Freezing Zikata.
Sorry, man.
I don't know if I mispronounced your name.
We got Brad Zimmicus.
We got Engineer and Ghost or Twins.
All right, that's great.
We got Lauria Bay in the house.
We got Johnny Deck, the pseudonym, Solid Citizen, OG Toru, Folsey in the place, Cyber Police.
Yeah, we actually got the Cyber Police in our inner circle.
We got Mr. Fortune Cookie in the house.
Weston Capitalist, Doyce Volt, Mile High 237, John Locke.
We got all the game freak.
We got the TCR engineer.
I respect ghosts.
Thank you very much.
We got Trump and Capitalist in the house.
We got Raiden Snake in the place.
What's going on to Karaskin?
How you doing, Karaskin?
We got Crencincio.
What's going on?
We got computer capitalism.
We got Arctic Capitalists.
We got Remington.
We've got Pipes in the house.
What's going on to Pipes?
Young Ghost in the house.
Bash in the place.
Lord Falcon.
Capitalist Keck.
We got John Trubach.
We got Iron Homie.
Excuse me.
Iron Homie.
Enza Denio.
Denio.
Excuse me.
We got DH in the place.
Oh, Flamo.
What's going on, man?
Sweaty Salad in the house.
We got Only Focused.
We got Amy Daly in the house.
What's going on, Amy Daly?
We got Plectostomus.
Plectostomus 1138.
Sorry if I mispronounced your name.
Stumple B in the place.
Froed Capitalist Nefarious Axe in the house.
What's going on?
Alicia Scum.G-O-B.
We got Second Path of Pain.
We got Baxter Chin.
We got Cashmere Dragonoff.
We got Windows and Doors.
We got Oi, mate.
We got Espresso Reborn Again.
Impaler 30.
Bucket full of moose dogs.
The chefist once again.
What's going on?
We got Achium Zemekstewski.
I'm sorry if I mispronounced your name.
Sylvester Holofsky.
We got The Loose Moose.
We got The Magic Virgil in the house.
MLP, what the hell?
MLP FIM.
What the hell is that crap?
Anyway, I'm starting to look at some of these bronies here.
I'm not sure about these bronies in this inner circle.
I don't know what the hell that's about.
Hey, engineer, we have to have a production meeting about this, all right?
Anyway, we got Hagleaz in the house.
We got Digital Daybreak, Venison in the place, Zim Tower, Hate Speeches, Magic, The Smiler in the house, Tactical Mean, Dots Kit, Disco Waffle, Southern AU in the house, Bradley, Kooey Capitalist, Ghost Acolyte, Charm Tooth, Jared in the house, Wyatt, Commander Biff, Hambone Capitalist, Krillin, Dorito Murrillo, Strictly Diesel, Crock Capitalist, Vetaforum Wars,
Ralph D in the house, Taco Capitalist for a Taco Tuesday, Swaggy McMuscle Mage, Raw Cringe, what's going on?
Melly in the house.
We got regular TCA, Snow White in the house.
How you doing?
We got Tom in the place.
What's going on to Tom?
Coastal Nick, Tub Guy.
What's going on to Tub Guy?
Ed Plus.
Jeff the Chef.
What's going on?
Dwight Sharut, Coding Capitalist, ExoFoes819, Leo, NRJ, Commando, Lagott in the house.
UK Ghosty in the place.
What's going on?
Abuada, what's going on to Abuada?
We got the TCR Steam Chat in the place.
Sergeant Yoda, Young Dirus, Forrest Unicorn, Boomy in the place.
What's going on to Boomi?
We got Capitalist Joe, the Brony Network, Dechi, Norwegian Capitalist, Killing Time in the house.
What's going on?
Killing Time.
Officer Default G in the place.
Swedish Rebel.
Sidekeck.
Mike Smith in the place.
Prince in the house.
We got Squid Girl for Ghost in the place.
Chris Vide.
We've got Nax in the house.
Dr. Manifacor.
Crusades for Arabia.
Electric Fence in the house.
What's going on?
Electric Fence, man.
You know, we got to do some business, Electric Fence, man.
We got to do a song together or something, man.
We got to take Michael J. Fox in the shakes and some of your production.
We got to do something.
We got Oddbox in the house.
We got Supa Deplorable.
We got The Boogeyman.
We got Frosty in the house.
How you doing, Frosty?
They call me TXT.
Mescata Man.
Jiggly Ribs.
Galactic Pepe.
Marcelo Z.
We got Silent Capitalist.
Bill the Wall.
All Hail Britannia.
Surprising Fly.
Cold Cracker.
Bad Mem X86.
Can Capitalist.
What's going on?
We got Daruna.
What are you doing?
Daruna, man.
Ryan in the house.
What's going on, Ryan?
Shizbro, Sly in the house.
Johnny Friedmont.
Cask Strength.
The Happy Merchant.
What's going on to the Happy Merchant?
Trolls Calling The FBI00:04:54
Benton Bannon.
Said Flanbird.
Joseph Knight.
Mega Magic Power.
Bro Broiler.
Rusty Shackleson.
ProHunky.
Drunken Wolf.
Pony 093.
Zarfly Tez.
Cock Lives Matter.
Are you kidding me?
Alex 456 Poe.
What's going on?
L. Don of San Fernando.
Gio Penachetti.
What's going on to Gio Penachetti?
Billy Cossack in the house.
30 Fly Harry, Yarrow Meme.
We got Feral Capitalist, J.B. Scott in the house, blasphemous bastard, Aussie Capitalist in the house.
I'm going on Oss Capitalist.
We got Chupa Chew, Caligula.
Dio couldn't stomach it.
Oh, that's horrible.
That's bad, man.
Dio couldn't stomach it.
You're talking about Ronnie James Dio, man.
Come on.
He died of stomach cancer.
That's horrible.
Couldn't stomach it.
Now, I can see we got a troll in the freaking inner circle, for Christ's sake.
We got Dirk Digler in the house, Instant Rabies, DHM Politics in the house, Last Free Man, Jimmy the Deplorable, Slave Name in the House, Soper Sawyer, Manhood Magic, Zack Attack, Snooze Button Sensei.
We got Mark Montag in the house, the flying monolith, Salvador Casablanca.
We've got Big Tough Capitalist, Green Leader, the NYC, and of course, Donald Trump.
All those in the inner circle right there, folks.
All right?
All those in the inner circle.
Anyway, now that I've gotten that out of the way and I've said what's going on to my friends, and look, those that aren't in the Twitter, that aren't following me on Twitter, folks, that just emailed me and that sort of thing, all right, you know, I'll give you shout-outs too, all right?
I give you shout-outs too, for Christ's sake.
Anyway, folks, I'm getting the hell out of here because, to be honest with you, I really did not appreciate those stupid, clopping little fruit bulb bastards in the freaking Brony Network chat room trying to sit here, and I'm trying to, you know, provide some decent content.
I'm trying to provide some decent content by trying to call one of these assholes on the DNC list, and these stupid, immature, clopping, freaking man children out here have to sit here and be like, tell me to call the FBI, tell them to call the FBI, tell them to call the FBI.
Well, you know what?
Screw yourselves, all right?
You just ruined Taco Tuesday for everybody, all right?
Seriously, all right?
I'm not going to sit here and exert another hour or two hours for you stupid, ungrateful little man children.
I'm not going to do that, all right?
So, you know, you can thank everybody in that chat room for being a bunch of stupid, immature jerk dicks, all right?
I'm getting the hell out of here.
I don't need to put up with this crap, especially on a Taco Tuesday, all right?
I'm ending the show early.
Screw you people out there on the freaking Brony Network chat room.
I hope you all get cancer of the prick.
All right?
I'm getting the hell out of here.
Long live the capitalist army and death to feminism, death to socialism, death to communism, and death, death, death to totalitarianism.
I'm out of here.
Look, Templeton wants me to get the hell out of here, too.
It's a good time to take a day off.
I'll tell you that right goddamn now.
All right?
And I'm telling you this right now.
You can go thank those stupid, ungrateful pieces of clopping trash for this show ending early today.
All right?
I mean, right now we could have been calling the DNC list.
We could have been calling people.
I could have been doing some prime time, classic internet broadcasting content.
But no, we have these stupid little jerk dicks over here, these ungrateful little pieces of man-child crap that, oh, look, let's give them the FBI's number.
Is that be funny?
All right?
So don't shove it up, your damn brony cheesehole-ritten asses.
All right, I'm out of here.
Go screw yourselves, all right?
You'll be lucky if I come back tomorrow, you pieces of trash.
I'm out of here.
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