Ghost hosts the August 26, 2016 True Capitalist Radio episode, defending his "Ghost Inner Circle" against anonymous trolls who sent racist slurs and sexual threats during live broadcasts. He argues that Hillary Clinton's attack on Alex Jones inadvertently legitimized fringe media while criticizing Texas regulations for driving out Uber and Lyft. Promoting a $45 membership with 250 slots, Ghost vows to protect his "capitalist army" from socialism and feminism, ending the chaotic show early after threatening violence against cyber vermin. Ultimately, the broadcast highlights the intense polarization surrounding free speech, paid communities, and political legitimacy in modern media. [Automatically generated summary]
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Did that doll just move?
Who's there?
They're getting closer!
I should really get a treadmill.
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And thank you for tuning in with me to another edition of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
And of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
And once again, folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
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All right, folks, I'm sorry.
I want to say I want to extend my apologies to the folks that were expecting a show yesterday.
I actually thought I was going to be able to, you know, travel along the I-35 corridor looking at a few joints that I'm thinking about, you know, moving to, to say the least.
And I thought I'd be able to make it back in time.
I did not.
And unfortunately, I did not have a show yesterday, and I want to extend my apologies.
And of course, folks, the Ghost Inner Circle, baby, goes on sale today.
And since we are just at the beginning of this broadcast, we are going to announce the official website of that here as we get closer to Radio Graffiti.
Apologies and New Segments00:05:18
So if you are actually looking forward to purchasing such a thing, I really appreciate it.
I do want to let you know that if you do purchase it, you do belong to an exclusive group, the Ghost Inner Circle, the Ghost Family, baby.
And, you know, we're going to have ourselves some exclusive events.
Yours truly is going to host some live voice chat sessions so we can interact a little bit.
You can ask me a few questions.
So on and so forth, folks.
And we're going to be giving exclusive giveaways.
You get 35% off of anything that I sell, period.
I mean, there's just a whole bunch of goodies that are involved with that.
And once again, if you do do this, obviously, I will not forget you.
Ghost will never forget the Ghost Inner Circle.
Anyway, folks, I want to say once again, I'm sorry for not being a part of the broadcast yesterday.
I was trying to look for another place to move to because, look, I basically want to get the hell out of Austin, Texas.
Now, I have a condominium in Austin, Texas, and I could put up for sale technically, but I don't really want to do that at this point in time, given the fact that in Austin, Texas, the rents out here are ridiculous.
And, you know, if you I've already done this before, believe it or not, I was out there for a while living out of your five-star hotels.
If y'all remember me telling you about that in March, what I do is I rent out my condo, fully furnished, of course, folks.
And, you know, my place looks pretty decked out.
I don't want to get into it.
But anyway, for what I can rent it out for and what I can basically get for it, I could go anywhere along the I-35 corridor, anywhere else, and probably get about two, maybe three joints.
All right?
Two, maybe three joints, for Christ's sake.
All right.
Anyway, folks, I don't know where I'm going yet.
I'm not really sure.
I mean, to be completely honest, I'm considering, you know, maybe one of these small towns off I-35, New Bronfells.
There's Selma.
You know, there's a couple other places that I was considering.
Of course, the home of the martyrs, the home of the Texas Martyrs, folks.
And I'm talking about good old San Antonio.
But I'm not really sure yet, folks.
As a matter of fact, if I'm going to jump the gun, it's going to be pretty quick here.
And it's probably going to be pretty quick here in the next two weeks.
Two weeks.
So once that happens, folks, you know, I can probably pretty much get down to what I've been wanting to take the show and the direction I want to take your show.
All right.
And what I mean is, is that I know that we need to extend the broadcast three hours.
And I expect the post-show third hour is no longer going to be a post-show third hour here in about a week, possibly a little bit longer than that.
But I expect to go ahead and make the third hour official so that individuals that are looking forward to that, we can go ahead and add that.
We're going to add on some segments, folks.
I know people, they've been wanting me to bring back the markets.
So we're going to go ahead and do that.
I'm going to be honest with you.
I am not bullish on this market.
I'm as bearish as you can imagine as it pertains to the equities market.
Don't be holding the bag is all I'm saying.
These equities are too damn inflated.
All right.
And moreover, folks, we are going to add another segment here, probably starting today.
All right.
Probably starting today as it relates to some of the folks out there that participate in a little bit of gambling.
You know what I'm saying?
I know that there are some people all across Europe.
Believe it or not, folks, I know that it's very illegal out here in the States, except for, of course, where the government licenses us to go to, whether it's Vegas or the freaking Indian casinos or whatever.
But believe it or not, folks, in Europe, I mean, that's like almost one of the few options that Europeans have to actually get some spare capital is gambling.
I'm not joking around.
I mean, if you look at European television, I believe it or not, actually look at Irish television, to be honest with you.
I don't want to get into any more than that.
But I do get an Irish television feed.
And I mean, literally, anytime I'm watching any kind of sporting event, all right, I literally see nothing but, hey, it's Patty Power.
Patty Powell, we're going to get you up there.
I mean, if you're you folks that are from the UK, you probably already know what I'm talking about.
For you folks in America, you probably have no goddamn idea.
But literally, every other ad is a gambling ad.
And I know we got some gamblers listening in, and this is True Capitalist Radio.
All right.
And I think that we're going to go ahead and bring in a segment probably starting today.
Reno, Pints, and Baller Friday00:04:15
All right.
And we've got somebody designated for that segment.
We'll bring that person in when the time comes.
But that's what we're going to be doing.
We're going to be picking winners as it relates to the NFL.
I guess that's what we're doing, right?
Right, Engineer?
Is that what we're doing?
Yeah, Engineer.
We're going to be picking winners on the NFL.
We're going to be talking about spreads, favorites.
We're not going to be doing any over-runders or anything of that nature.
We're just going to be picking winners on the spreads.
All right?
Anyway, folks, let me go ahead and continue going.
Look, I got a lot of things.
Look, I got a lot of things in the works.
All right.
I'm just going to put it that way.
All right.
I got a lot of things in the works.
Anyway, let's go ahead and get right into this freaking broadcast, folks.
My apologies once again yesterday for not coming in and doing a broadcast.
But by God, baby, I got to get the hell out of this liberal hellhole called Austin, Texas, man.
It is being run down to the ground.
All right?
What?
Run down to the goddamn ground for Christ's sake, man.
Makes me sick.
It makes me sick.
I mean, you know that Uber and Lyft got the hell out of Austin, Texas, folks, because they got tired of messing around with a goddamn local government, which is supposed to be liberal, huh?
Which is supposed to be liberal for Christ's sake.
I mean, give me a break, man.
I mean, come on.
I mean, what?
You know what?
It's a Baller Friday.
Before I start getting off Keister, before, you know, I don't know.
I don't want to get too off Keister because I know you idiot trolls and you goddamn idiots on radio graffiti, you're going to call up.
You're going to piss me off anyway.
So before I do, it's Baller Friday, baby.
Let's get some beer going on.
As a matter of fact, I'm going to be selling cans here in the next couple of weeks, depending on what happens with the Ghost Circle thing.
I've got to start drinking more beer.
So, you know what?
Bring the beer.
More beer.
All right, that's what we need on this Baller Friday, baby, all right?
Oh, yeah.
And of course, we got the pints, baby.
We're not messing around with that damn little 12-ounce girly man can, all right?
We're drinking pints out here.
One of my favorite measurements from the brethren across the pond.
I thought you're supposed to measure your beer for Christ's sake.
You know what I mean?
Anyway, folks, let me let that foam out a little bit for Christ's sake, and then I'll go ahead and say cheers to everybody.
But let me take a step back because I really want to talk about something really fast.
And then I'm going to open up the phone lines, folks.
And as a matter of fact, let me go ahead and tell the engineer, clear out some of those lines, engineer, clear them out.
Clear out those lines.
We're going to clear out some lines, folks.
Into us right now if you want to participate in today's Baller Friday call-in session, folks.
This is a free format baller Friday.
This is what we try to do every Baller Friday.
We're going to talk about whatever you want to discuss.
So, without any further ado, go ahead and give us a call.
And, of course, if you call up and you can't get in, it's because we've got so many people trying to get through, folks.
I'm literally the minute, literally, like the 30-second point when the switchboard opens up and the phone lines are open, it's all full.
I mean, like, literally, 30 seconds afterwards, it's all full for Christ's sake.
All right, anyway, here, let me go ahead and I'm trying to pour this beer for Christ's sake, man.
I hate when it gets all foamy.
You know what I mean?
All right, anyway, let me continue going on, folks.
All right, it's Baller Friday.
I want to calm down a little bit.
So, let me clear my head.
Let me calm down, and let me talk about what I really want to discuss, folks, because good God.
Alex Jones Plagiarism Claims00:10:00
Did you hear Hillary Rotten Clinton yesterday?
And where the hell was she?
Reno?
Jesus Christ.
No offense to my folks in Reno or anything.
I'm just saying.
I mean, that's probably the last place where you want to, you know, start waving your finger and literally making the alt-right Alex Jones, Breitbart, Steven Bannon, I mean, and the other fringe internet media into legitimacy, you stupid, dumb, pamper-wearing, googly-eyed, imbecilic, crack-headed slut bag.
All right, I'm telling you, Hillary Clinton, folks, if you were, I don't know what you were doing yesterday, playing pocket pool, I don't know, counting the dingleberries and your freaking ass hairs.
I don't know what the hell you were doing, folks, but if you did not see Hillary Clinton's speech where she calls out by name, baby, she calls out Alex Jones.
Oh, my God.
Are you kidding me?
And then she calls out the emerging hate group, the racist hate political group that is emerging called the alt-right.
The alt-right.
Are you kidding me, man?
She just legitimized the movement.
Do you understand this?
Whoever wrote this speech for this dumb cockamamie bimbo just made every single one of us that are listening to this broadcast, every one of us that exclusively goes through the internet for our news gathering and information,
those that go to thedrudgreport.com, those that go to Breitbart, those that go to Infowars, those that go to the Daily Caller, those that go to these types of media outlets, folks.
This dumb imbecile just legitimized all of us.
All of us, baby.
You understand that?
We are now what?
Fringe media?
Fringe media.
And then, you know, who in her campaign thought it was a good idea to call out Alex Jones by name?
All right.
I mean, you just legitimize this guy, you dumb skankosaurus.
I mean, now people are going to go search for Alex Jones.
They're going to watch all his videos.
They're going to see, oh, my God, this woman's a demon.
They're going to find out all the facts.
I mean, they're going to be curious, you dumb, stupid skank.
I mean, who is this?
This campaign manager for Hillary Clinton.
What's this guy's name?
Moot?
Mook?
Mook.
Not moots, not the asshole from 4chan.
MOOC.
M-O-O-K, MOOC.
Whoever the hell this guy is, he needs to go back to school.
He needs to be put back in the woodshed, if you want my personal opinion, because for him to suggest this, okay, this speech, I'm telling you, folks, we just legitimized ourselves, folks.
We just, I mean, all of us, all of us, I'm talking about those of us that are in the meme wars right now.
Her mentioning, I'm talking about Hillary Clinton mentioning the alt-right, Alex Jones, Stephen Bandon.
I mean, she legitimized everything that we have been doing, folks, at least since I've gotten back here since March.
And of course, those that have been fighting the meme wars prior to that.
Folks, I could not be any more prouder.
I could not be any more prouder, for Christ's sake.
Now, for Alex Jones, look, me and Alex Jones, we got our own personal issues.
But let me tell you something right now.
The reason that Hillary Clinton attempted to invoke Alex Jones's name in an attempt to smear Donald Trump is because she believes that his outlandish behavior and some of his antics are going to somehow make his information and his network illegitimate.
Now, one thing I do want to say to Hillary Clinton, this would have worked when Alex Jones was that fat pot-belly bastard that just used to bullhorn all the time and piss everybody off and had a two-bit internet broadcast that barely a small faction of people were actually listening to.
If you would have said that then, you would have probably had some legitimacy in utilizing and invoking Alex Jones's name to disgrace Donald Trump.
But now, Hillary Clinton, Alex Jones parlayed all that money.
I don't know.
I mean, look, we can talk about how he raised his money.
There's a lot of controversy about that, that whole money bomb situation.
And look, there's a lot of history there.
We don't need to get into that.
All right.
So I know there's going to be people tweeting at me about that.
Hey, look, what do you want me to say?
All I can tell you is that Alex Jones obviously is a workaholic because he single-handedly created a new media network, a new media outlet, multimedia in multifaceted capacities.
Print, well, digital print, I should say.
Audio, video, so on and so forth.
All right, he's got correspondents.
He's got reporters in the field.
I mean, this is a legitimate network.
So now, Hillary Clinton, for you to invoke Alex Jones's name is a detriment to your campaign.
And the reason I say that is because whether or not I like the man, whether or not I believe he ripped me off, which I believe he's done, but even though he's done that, it's what he has done, the work he has conducted, and the network he's built.
And the man's a workaholic, man.
I mean, literally, I've never seen somebody so enthralled about doing what he's doing like this man right here.
I mean, he works I don't know how I don't know how to describe it, like a madman.
But whatever, you know, my personal issue is with Alex Jones doesn't negate the fact that this man single-handedly, instead of taking all that money-bomb money and however he accumulated his cash, all right?
Instead of, you know, taking that and putting it in his pocket, all right, he created a new media outlet, a whole new media form, a whole new media network.
I mean, he's literally bitch lapping Glenn Beck's Blaze network.
All right, I mean, I'm serious, man.
I mean, this is the only reason I'm bringing this up, folks, is because, look, I personally, I'd like to talk to Alex Jones, and I'd like for him to admit that he grabs things from this broadcast and utilizes it on his broadcast.
He acknowledges that, then obviously our issues are over.
But even if he doesn't, what he's done, all right, creating a network is a big deal.
As a matter of fact, folks, proceeds from the sale of a ghost inner circle, you know, Alex Jones is inspiring me to do something of the same.
So I'm thinking about, first and foremost, creating possibly an online publication.
And I'd like for anybody who's writing skills and political...
When I listen to Audible, I'm not riding the L train during rush hour.
I'm hunting whales with the crew of the Pequad.
I can feel the cold air in my face and the icy spray of the Atlantic crashing against the bow.
The smell of rotting clubber fills my nostrils.
Now she blows my eyes.
Get ahead.
It's the white man.
This is my stop.
Excuse me.
Pardon me.
Sorry.
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All right.
But that's all in the future makings.
All right.
Because we are the new media now.
You, me, we are the new media.
I mean, Alex Jones doesn't monopolize this whole vast network of internet contributors.
People that are doing this out of passion, man.
Doing this out of passion.
Doing this because, hey, we know it's the right thing to do.
All right?
We know it's the right thing to do.
We're not scumbags.
We're not soulless filth.
We know we're taking our lives in our own hands.
We know what we're doing.
I mean, there's easier ways to make a buck out here for all you idiots that are like, well, you know, you can get paid.
So give me a break.
All right, now, once again, I didn't mean to go off on that soliloquy about Alex Jones, but I think that by Hillary Clinton invoking this man's name in attempt, in an attempt to try to smear Donald Trump, is just going to completely backfire on her.
Passion Over Profit00:02:39
Completely backfire.
And as a matter of fact, I think that it's a shot in the heart of adrenaline into the new internet media.
I think that people are going to start looking into internet media.
They're going to get enthralled.
They're going to cut the cord of their goddamn cable TV.
All right.
They're going to forget about goddamn cable.
Hey, I don't have cable TV.
All right.
I think it's stupid.
It's ridiculous.
All right.
It's television programming.
Why do you think they call it television programming?
Because they're programming you, you moron.
Jesus Christ.
You know what?
Give me my drink.
Give me my freaking drink.
Jesus Christ.
Here, I got some beer here.
And once again, I want to say cheers right off the bat.
I want to say cheers to Donald Trump because this man is an unadulterated patriot, literally the 21st century George Washington, as far as I'm concerned.
And if anyone's taking the ultimate risk, he is.
I mean, he has lost at least hundreds of millions of dollars of endorsements, of TV show money, of all kinds of different revenue for Christ's sake, just for participating in this presidential campaign.
And moreover, I mean, he's taking a real big risk on his life.
I want to say cheers to him.
I definitely want to say cheers to the capitalist army.
I want to say cheers to those that are going to be a part of the ghost inner circle.
You're definitely going to get cheers every single day.
I'll tell you that right now.
And once again, I want to say cheers to the Trump train.
We've got to keep doing what we're doing, doubling down.
It's the meme wars.
It's the information wars.
I mean, we have to do what we got to keep doing, folks.
We've got to bring down the international bureaucrats.
We've got to bring them down.
That's what we're doing.
What do you think we've been doing?
What we've been doing, for Christ's sake, man.
Why do you think we've been doing what we've been doing?
I'm talking about weekly leaks.
I'm talking about the prognostications.
I'm talking about all this crap.
Anyway, I want to say cheers right now.
Cheers.
of this beer here.
I'm telling you, you know, uh, I like to chug beers.
I'm not joking around, man.
I'm not some little jerk off that, you know, sits around and babysits a beer.
All right?
I'm not, man.
Give me a break.
Anyway, folks.
Immigration and Deportation Threats00:08:41
Oh, you know, one more thing before I get to the open up the phone lines here.
I keep hearing on all kinds of different media that Trump has reversed his stance on immigration.
Hey, he hasn't reversed his stance on immigration, folks, all right?
What he's saying is that if there are people that are in this country that can prove and have people that can vouch for them that they are good, upstanding members of the country and they've been provided work, they have families, so on and so forth, that there could be a legal – there's already legal means now.
There's already legal means now.
They've just been completely ignored by this administration.
All right?
And secondly, he has said and repeated that he is going to systematically take out all the gang members, the drug dealers, the criminals, the people that, you know, folks, I don't know if y'all saw that Sean Hannity town hall meeting when Sean Hannity brought out all these different parents that were victims of illegal immigrants.
One of the most heart-wrenching pieces of news I've ever seen in my life.
And what makes it so heartbreaking, folks, is that these people, not only did they lose their loved ones to an illegal immigrant, but at insult to injury, these people had done either something equivalent like this before, if not a little less, or had some kind of criminal record like this before.
And moreover, folks, these people are walking the streets.
Do you understand?
These illegal immigrants, these killers, these people that are out here, I'm not saying, and that's what Trump's saying.
Not all of them are, you know, bad people.
Obviously, there's people out here that want to come and work.
You know, they want to come and work.
They want to do things.
All right?
It's obvious.
Look, I'm in Texas.
I see it.
I see it firsthand.
But these folks that were afflicted with crime by illegal immigrants, what happened is that once their child, once their loved one was killed by this illegal immigrant, they were let go free.
It's okay.
Go ahead and leave.
It's all right.
Illegal immigrants are getting away with murder, folks.
They're getting away with murder.
They're getting away with DUI accidents.
They're getting away with DUI arrest, folks.
Believe it or not, officers, and look, I'm sure that police officers may or may not admit to this, but it's an absolute fact that if you're out there cruising the streets and you're an illegal immigrant and you're drunk as a skunk and you get pulled over by an officer, that officer is just going to let you go.
Yeah.
Not going to take you in.
Even though you could be drunk, piss drunk, they let them go.
You want to know why, folks?
They can't get any money from that illegal immigrant.
Oh, you see, that's what it all comes down to, folks.
That's why I want to get this hell out of Austin, Texas.
All right.
I mean, why in the hell would this government in Austin, Texas make it so hard to allow Uber and Lyft to conduct themselves in business in this city unless they wanted to not only have the monopoly that has always been monopolized by a group of the cab industry, and moreover, folks, they want to collect money on DUIs.
Average DUI out here, at least in Austin, Texas, you're going to drop, if you get busted for DUI, you're going to drop at least about $3,000.
And let me tell you, we got a lot of drinking son of a bitches in Austin, Texas.
We got 6th Street, a freaking whole street of bars and clubs, for Christ's sake, man.
So you understand what this is all about.
This is what the immigration issue is all about.
And that's what Donald Trump understands.
He understands that the immigration issue is about laws that are not being enforced.
Illegal immigrants are not supposed to have any other kind of rights or absolvement of laws or any kind of benefit greater than an American citizen.
All right?
I mean, that's all there is to it.
And this is what this is all about.
Folks, I urge you, go and watch that footage with those poor parents, those poor family members of people who lost loved ones to illegal immigrants, whether it be a drunk drive-in, whether it be a killer, whether it be a killer.
I mean, they're in jail maybe 30, 40 days.
They walk free.
That's it.
They walk free.
They're walking the streets.
I'm not joking.
This is the law now, man.
That's what makes this immigration situation so scary is that the laws are not being enforced and that these illegal immigrants can get away with murder.
They can get away with murder.
And that's scary.
Now, the media is trying to spin it and say that Trump is somehow backpedaling on immigration.
No, that's not what he's saying.
He's redefining it so that people that are somehow consistently calling him a racist can finally identify in very detailed fashion that this man does not want to deport anybody with brown skin.
All right?
He wants to deport the people that are in this country that are selling the drugs, that are committing the crime, that are committing the rapes, that are committing the killing, and those that are here and that are conducting themselves and work and that are conducting themselves in some level of capacity that is legitimate in our society, then there's going to be a path for them to legitimize themselves, to prove that they're an American.
You know, extreme vetting in that capacity.
So, once again, folks, I cannot believe the lamestream mainstream media is trying to say that Trump is backpedaling, all right, backpedaling on goddamn immigration.
That's just garbage, just pure crap, pure crap.
Don't let the mainstream media make you believe this, man.
I mean, believe me, people are going to be deported.
People are going to be deported when Donald Trump is elected president, and there's going to be a wall, folks, and Mexico is going to pay for it.
Do you understand?
Mexico's going to pay for it.
And the reason is, folks, is this another thing that I'm telling you?
I'm giving you inside baseball here.
Listen, the folks that are working here in this country that are illegal immigrants, specifically from Mexico, these folks are integral to the economy of Mexico.
If by some chance these folks are deported back to Mexico, a stream of income that is typically accepted because of this whole immigration process that we have here in America of wiring money from America to folks in Mexico who are less affluent is actually a method of income.
It's a form of income.
It's how people get by in life in Mexico.
Now, if somehow Donald Trump was not to have Mexico pay for the wall, I think that they'd be in some serious trouble, first of all, if we, first of all, just not trade with them anymore.
But I don't even think you need to go that extreme.
You cut off the source of income that the illegal immigrants provide Mexico.
Because remember, I mean, Western Union and these wire money transfer idiots, they make a fortune off of wiring money from America to Mexico because we've got a lot of people.
And look, Trump has acknowledged this.
Trump has acknowledged this.
But that's all there is to it.
This is a bargaining chip, baby.
Trump's Wall Bargaining Chip00:07:38
You understand what I'm saying?
Mexico build that wall.
Mexico pay for that goddamn wall.
I'll tell you that right damn now.
All right.
Anyway, I want to say cheers to everybody out there who's listening in.
Let's go ahead and open up the phone lines, folks, on this Boer Friday free format edition here.
All right.
And once again, if you can't get through, my apologies.
We've got so many goddamn people calling up.
We're going to try to get through as many people as possible here.
Free format edition.
We're going to talk about anything you want to talk about.
All right.
And, you know, please, if I call on you and you have your goddamn hand up and you're in the queue, at least ask a question, even if it's obnoxious and stupid.
All right.
Because I know we don't got sometimes we got, you know, stupid people, you know, calling up for Christ's sake.
You know what I mean?
So, you know, if you're going to be stupid, at least concoct a sentence that can, you know, equate to something of a freaking question.
All right?
Jesus Christ.
Who do we got here?
And do we have any callers, engineer?
All right.
Well, let me go ahead and take a swig of this beer here.
As a matter of fact, let me chug this first, all right?
Let me chug.
Chug, chug, chug.
That's what we're going to do.
It's Bowler Friday, baby.
I'm hype.
I'm hype.
Let me tell you, this alt-right speech that Hillary Clinton gave just legitimized us all, baby.
I mean, I believe now we can actually win this son of a bitch, man.
I actually believe that we can win it.
I think that victory is within our grasp, for Christ's sake.
The desperation of this pamper-wearing freak.
Jesus Christ, having a piss bag.
Good God.
I could feel victory within our grasp, man.
Can you, man?
Oh, my God.
She invoked Alex Jones' name for Christ's sake.
I mean, good God.
Oh, my God.
You stupid idiot.
Whoever wrote that damn speech for you just literally put you in jail, Hillary.
I mean, we are winning the meme wars, baby.
You understand what I'm talking about?
Meme magic works.
You understand that?
I mean, hell, the military is even writing about this.
They're writing reports about meme warfare.
I kid you not.
I kid you not.
Anyway, let me chug this beer here.
Let's keep them coming, huh?
Let's keep them coming.
Come on.
Oh, yeah.
Let's keep them coming, baby.
Woo!
All right.
Let's go ahead and take some callers here.
Let's see if anybody has any questions or let's see if somebody wants to talk about a subject matter on this Baller Friday free format edition, baby.
You understand what I'm saying?
Let's see who we got going on here.
Hey, you know what?
Right off the bat, we've got the Teutonic flag.
What's going on on Baller Friday, man?
Ghost, hey, what's up?
First order of business.
It is G's birthday.
So I want to give a birthday shout out to him.
Happy birthday if you're listening in, man.
Hey, happy birthday to G.
No kidding, man.
And how are you doing, man?
Everything going all right with you?
What's going on in your world?
And what's crumbling your cookie?
Oh, man.
It's a pretty decent Baller Friday for me.
Tomorrow, I'm going to be performing some work for a little old lady.
I'm going to be obtaining some capital, hopefully a decent amount.
It's going to be a good weekend.
I'm going to go out there and be productive and obtain some goddamn capital, for God's sake.
Are you kidding?
Oh, man.
Congratulations.
I mean, I always appreciate hearing entrepreneurial endeavors and one trying to carve out their own destiny and create their own materialism in whatever means and whatever way they see fit.
So congratulations on that, man.
I want to call myself a veteran of the meme wars.
I'm a soldier of the capitalist army.
I have never been more proud to be a soldier of the capitalist army.
It's going great.
I think we can, you're right.
I think we can win.
And you know what?
I think, you know, Mook the Mook, as I like to call him, Mook the Mook.
He's pretty much just sealed the fate of the Clinton campaign.
He is literally kamikazeing Hillary into the goddamn ground.
And I think he's doing it on purpose.
Well, really?
Do you think that he's somehow trying to act as some level of Lord Cromwell to use a euphemism from our brethren from across the pond in an attempt to try to usurp the crown of the Democratic Party and try to save the face and not have her win?
Is that what you're trying to allude to?
Because look, the speech was really stupid.
I really can't believe that she said it.
I could not believe that she invoked Alex Jones' name.
I mean, that is a desperate move.
I don't know.
What do you think, man?
I don't know.
Maybe so.
You know, last night I actually had a dream.
I was having dinner with the Clintons.
I woke up shuddering, for Christ's sake.
And I dreamed that she gave this absolutely stupid speech making fun of some idiot's dick size.
That was a weird dream, man.
Oh, man.
Well, hey, thanks a lot for calling.
Stay on there for Radio Graffiti there, Teutonic.
I don't know if I dream about anything related to pennis.
But, you know, hey, to each their own, man, you know what I'm saying?
As a matter of fact, since it is G's birthday, I think we got G on the horn.
What's going on to G?
Hey, Ghost, what's up, man?
Hey, how you doing, G?
I'm doing really good.
Just going out to eat for my birthday, man, and trying to, you know, trying to mix with the capitalist army as well because I want to try and help out however I can because capitalism is the strong bond of this country.
Absolutely, G. Hey, what are you going to make a wish for on this birthday here, man?
You got some kind of a birthday resolution or something?
I guess my birthday wish would just be to hope that Donald Trump wins, which is the very likely possibility.
All right, man.
Hey, G, thanks a lot for calling up.
Once again, happy birthday to G.
I believe he's turning 16 years old, man.
See, that's what I'm saying.
We have a young contingent that listens to the broadcast, folks.
And I'm telling you, that's what the people that are watching me don't like.
You understand?
I mean, I'm planting seeds here.
You understand?
That's what they don't like.
They're like, hey, what are you doing, huh?
What do you think you're doing?
Jimmy, give me a freaking break.
Anyway, let's continue going, shall we?
Thanks a lot for calling.
You can stay on for Radio Graffiti.
Let's continue going.
It's a Baller Friday free format edition.
We're talking about anything you want to talk about.
How about are you code 937?
You're on the horn.
What's up?
Hello?
937.
Yeah, what's going on, man?
Hey, what's up, Ghost?
How you doing?
Not too bad, man.
What are you doing on this Baller Friday?
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I'm about to go to some work for a friend's friend that's showing their house.
So I'm going to clean up the property and make sure it's sellable.
And I got some work I'm capitalizing this weekend.
A little moving job I got.
Well, there you go, man.
I mean, however you can make that capital and however you can continue to sustain yourself out here in this Obama economy.
And let me tell you, I can assure you that when Donald Trump is elected president, it ain't going to be this hard to get jobs anymore.
People are going to have money in their pockets.
People are going to have jobs that are going to be paying a wage that people can be proud of, that could be sustainable, and actually have a happy living from.
So anyway, you want to talk about anything specific today, sir?
Yeah, man.
I just quit a job recently, and I'm doing my own entrepreneurial thing, specifically on moving furniture.
I mean, it's pretty profitable what you can do with just like just like an uneducated strength, I guess, right now.
I mean, I'm not sure.
No, you're absolutely correct.
As a matter of fact, I mean, I personally believe if you want to get ripped and not necessarily have to live in the gym every day, but want to get paid, I think becoming a mover is an excellent opportunity.
Moreover, you're getting ripped by lifting furniture, lifting things into trucks, so on and so forth.
And it's a decent pay.
I mean, even if you're just an employee of a mover, you're still at least getting way more than your average pay.
I mean, because nothing can substitute brute strength.
Robots aren't going to be able to do that just yet until they start really getting creative with the body structures of these things.
You know what I'm saying?
So you're absolutely right, man.
So it's your own operation?
Yeah, I'm working on it now.
I think, honestly, the marketing is probably harder than the actual labor itself.
Absolutely, man.
And promoting yourself.
No, you're absolutely right, man.
Let me give you some advice.
Yeah, let me give you some advice.
First and foremost, do you have a truck, first of all?
No, I'm renting trucks right now.
I'm building up.
You're renting trucks.
Oh, that's cool.
No, I hear you.
I hear you.
You're renting trucks.
So you're basically renting the trucks, charging for your services.
Do you have like a DBA?
Are you official?
Are you just kind of doing this as an independent?
This is independent right now.
All right.
Well, what you're going to want to do then is you're going to want to market on a low-key basis since you don't have a DBA and you don't have any insurance or bonding or anything of that nature, correct?
Not yet, but I'm going to talk to some insurance agents soon.
No, no, no, don't get me wrong, man.
Hey, you have to do what you have to do.
You've got to work, get the money.
And if you have to work under the table like what you're doing here, you have to do what you have to do.
No one's going to help you.
No one's going to give it to you.
So if you've got to take some jobs on the DL, that's why you're talking about marketing is a little bit more of a tougher situation for you than anything else.
It's because of that.
I personally would go look at the Craigslists.
Go look at the back pages.
Backpage.com.
Look at your local portal sites.
You might want to even consider networking through social media within your local community.
You may even consider going door to door to folks and say, hey, I'll move your furniture.
I'll move your furniture around.
I'll do things of that nature.
Moreover, if you have a lot of apartment complexes, believe it or not, you can actually probably go up to them and say, hey, look, I'll go ahead and move out any kind of tenant that was somehow evicted.
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They left crap or something of that nature.
So there's ways that you can kind of go and solicit, man, and be able to make capital and then turn yourself legitimate, man.
Get yourself bonded, get yourself a DBA, and you'll be balling, man.
You'll have people moving for you.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, that's the goal.
I mean, it can be hard in your body.
You know what I mean?
If you're doing it six days a week.
So, I mean, eventually I want to build up the capital.
I want to pass the torch on to some trustworthy employees, which is one thing I realized working at a different company is like, I think how you people want to shit on capitalists.
Oh, yeah, these fucking capitalists are stealing our money in there.
You know what I mean?
You heard that rhetoric before, I'm sure?
Yeah, of course.
I mean, that's just the people want to blame somebody else for their own misfortune.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, and I think if you treat your employees well, I mean, I think plenty of capitalists do that, and you see plenty of people holding jobs they like because they treat you well.
I mean I mean that's not like moving venture, but you're right, man.
Let me tell you something about small business owners, first of all, okay?
Yeah, there's some bad ones, there's some people that don't pay their employees, but for the most part, folks, the best long-term employment that is given out to employees and workers is from small businesses.
I mean, there's not a many a business that I have been to where, you know, there's been a waitress at a s small little restaurant in Austin who's been at that restaurant for 15 years, for 18 years, being a waitress because, you know, it sufficed enough capital.
And obviously, the small business owner is paying her enough in wages and giving her enough benefits and so on and so forth.
I mean, that's what it's all about.
All right?
Small business is literally the crux of this economy.
And you know who's been taking a dirty diarrhea crap on small business?
Goddamn Barack Obama.
So give me a break.
As a matter of fact, give me my drink for Christ's sake.
Every time I talk about that son of a bitch, man, I want to just guzzle down more alcohol to sink my sorrows for the past eight years that I've had to deal with this moron as our president, for Christ's sake.
Kamikaze or goddamn country down the tubes.
Good God.
Oh, man.
Let me tell you something right now, man.
I mean, I'm going to keep drinking beer here, as a matter of fact, because it's a Baller Friday.
I want to get the hell out of Austin, Texas.
And just walking the street out here and just, you know, bumping into all these disgusting, filthy, four-eyed freaking hipster assholes, it just, I have to drink something.
I have to be under the intoxication of some of some intoxicant for Christ's sake because I can't stand these morons, man.
I can't stand them.
Anyway, folks, let's go ahead and get to some Twitter shout-outs on this Baller Friday, folks.
How about that, huh?
How about a little bit of that, all right?
Hey, folks, I want to say cheers to everybody that I'm retweeting that are, you know, partaking in a little bit of libation, a little bit of vice on this Baller Friday.
I want to say cheers to you all.
Thank you.
I appreciate it.
I'd like for everybody, if you want a Twitter shout-out, to retweet the first tweet on my Twitter account.
And the tweet to retweet is True Capitalist Radio Live, baby.
I tweeted that 50 minutes ago.
True Capitalist Radio Live.
If you retweet that tweet on my Twitter account, I will give you a Twitter shout-out right here on the broadcast.
All right, so do we got any Twitter shout-outs here, engineer?
All right, well, let's go ahead and get to some Twitter shout-outs right now.
All right, who we got here?
We got regular TCA in the place.
What's going on?
We got Dirk Diggler, G in the house.
What's going on?
Once again, happy birthday, G. Last free man in the place, Killing Time.
Who else do we got?
We got Young Ghost in the house.
We've got Jared in the place, Gucci Lord.
We got Metal Capitalist in the house.
What's going on?
Let's continue going, Joey.
Who else do we got?
We've got John Miller, Sonic Devil, Snow Halation.
What the hell does that mean?
What the hell does that mean?
Are y'all making me say something again, you son of a bitch?
Don't screw up my baller Friday, man.
I'm serious.
Do not.
Do not.
We got Mud Whistle.
What's going on to Mud Whistle?
We got Axe-Man.
We got Bloodfart in the house.
Play Nickelback.
Shut up.
All right.
Just shut up.
We got Circle-Shaped Shella.
Circle-shaped Shella!
Just you son of a bitch!
Screw you, asshole!
Hey, man, screw you, man.
All right?
Ain't nobody selling out!
Ain't nobody selling out!
I'm tired of you, sons of bitches, tweeting out at me.
I'm tired of you people saying that about me.
I ain't nobody selling out.
I mean, don't you people realize that I am the underground?
Don't you understand that I am the underground?
And you gonna sit over here and call me a sellout?
God damn it, man.
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Give me the mic, man.
Seriously, man, look.
Stop that!
I mean, I...
Circle shapes.
You know what?
Screw you, ass cracks, man.
See, now you're making me second-guess whether I should even sell the son of a bitch now.
See, this is what my wife was talking about.
Well, you're going to be buying it to these 250 people for a very long time.
And, you know, they could be one of these trolls that consistently always badger you and want to make your life miserable and so on and so forth.
Give me a break.
Anyway, folks, I don't even know why I continue going on that.
I mean, circle-shaped sellout.
You shove it up, your ass.
Anyway, we got the Norwegian capitalist.
What's going on, man?
We got Critical Sands in the house.
Zim Tower.
Torzier in the place.
Remington in the house.
John S.K.
We got Taco Capitalist.
Ghost Jewish Mom.
What the hell is that supposed to mean, man?
I am not a Jew, man.
Jesus Christ.
I use Yamakas for coffee filters, for heaven's sake, man.
Stop trying to ruin my damn baller Friday.
Who else do we got?
We got Spermy the Cat.
Where the hell have you been, for Christ's sake?
I'm glad I haven't seen you in about five or seven years, however long it's been there, Spermy.
As a matter of fact, get Spermi's ass out of here.
I don't want to see that son of a bitch.
Jesus Christ.
Gary Johnson and Ghost.
You see?
You see what you did, Gary Johnson?
I know you're a closet fruit, in my opinion, man.
Give me a break, Feel the Johnson.
What an obnoxious scumbag.
The Brony Network in the house.
Inner Circle of Shills.
Selling circle holes.
Circle jerk.
Shut up.
All right, you scumbags.
Don't be making fun of the ghost inner circle.
Do you understand that?
This is the ghost circle, boy.
Do you understand that?
Don't you even dare go there, you son of a bitch.
Don't you even go there?
I mean, it's going to be my family, baby.
You understand that?
That's going to be my internet family.
Don't make fun of them.
Don't you dare.
It's going to be my circle, man.
My internet family.
They're going to be my internet friends, for Christ's sake.
Don't you dare God damn you, man.
I can't win for a losing from you sons of bitches.
Oh, my God.
Man, you see, you got me sweating, man.
You got me sweating.
You got me pissed, blah.
This is supposed to be a Faller Friday.
I'M SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING A GOOD TIME, FOR CHRIS'S SAKE?!
Oh my god...
Give me the mic, man.
Give me a freaking goddamn mic.
Good God.
Oh, man.
Oh, geez.
Oh, man.
I'm sorry, folks.
My heart's beating like a rabbit up in here.
But I'm just getting pissed off, man.
All right.
They're attacking.
Look, they're already attacking the ghost circle.
And I'm telling you this right now, man.
I will back up the ghost circle.
Don't you even dare, you sons of bitches.
You understand that?
Those are my family.
Those are my friends.
You understand that?
Those are my friends!
I don't want to.
I don't want to talk.
Give me my beer.
Let me get another chug of that, man.
More for Christ's sake, man.
Oh, my God.
Oh, Jesus Christ, man.
You see what you people are doing to me over here, man?
You're already making fun of my friends.
You see that?
You're already making fun of my friends.
All right, let me take a couple more Twitter shadows.
What's going on, Atron Havoc?
What's going on to Sergeant Yoda, man?
Oh, my God.
Man, I'm just so pissed off.
I can't believe you people, man.
Let me calm down here.
What's going on in Ninja Pizza Radio?
What's going on?
We've got Pip's e-boyfriend.
What the hell does that mean?
What the hell does that mean?
We got DNC Ghostbusters.
Oh, man.
You see, here we go.
One of those inferences, you idiots wanting me dead, for Christ's sake.
You son of a bitch.
Oh, my God.
I can't believe you people, man.
Seriously, I can't believe you, for Christ's sake, all right?
Oh, here we go.
The Fat Femme Army.
That's fresh.
Oh, okay.
That's great.
Now the Fat Femme Army is around.
Now, that's great.
We got the green bio selling circle hold.
I'm getting tired of this!
I know where this is going now.
I don't appreciate this crap.
You sons of bitches are man.
I don't know if I'm going to do this now.
You know, I don't know if I'm going to do this.
I don't know if I'm going to do this.
You know, I'm going to think about this now.
I've got to think about this until radio graffiti now.
Because look at these sick-twisted pricks.
Look at them.
Look at them.
They're making fun of my friends, man.
Oh, my God.
Give me the freaking.
Give me a goddamn freaking goddamn mic.
Oh, my God.
That ghost sellout circle.
Look at this crap, huh?
Look at this garbage.
Look at this.
Huh?
Sell out circle jerk.
Look at this guy.
Look at this crap.
Look at this crap.
Look at this garbage, man.
Oh, man.
A true full circle radio.
I mean, you know what?
I'm done with this crap.
Get this stupid dumbass Twitter shout-out out of my face.
You see, this is why we can't have nice friends, you son of a bitch.
All right?
Good God, man.
You see, I just.
Hey, podcasters, this is why you shouldn't make your goddamn show interactive.
You see this crap?
You see, man.
You know, they're making fun of my friends.
You know, I don't want to tell you.
You know what?
Let me move on to the broadcast.
All right.
Screw the damn Twitter shout-outs.
You people are scumbags.
You people are heartless for Christ's sake.
All right?
You people make me sick.
All right?
Anyway, let me move on for Christ's sake.
I mean, look, it's a free format.
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We're kind of moving with the flow here.
All right?
And look at this.
I got people on Twitter saying, you don't have any friends, ghosts.
No friends for ghosts.
Oh, that's great.
That's just great.
All right.
I appreciate that so much.
Thank you for rubbing it in my face, you son of a bitch.
You son of a bitch!
Let me go ahead and take a swig of this damn beer here, for Christ's sake, man.
All right.
I mean, look, we need to get some more beer going on because I'm going to keep chugging.
Because I got to get wasted here.
I can see these scumbag troll terrorists and cyber vermin are going to ruin my damn bowler Friday.
And look, I'm going to be honest with you.
I'm hype.
All right.
I'm in a good position in life.
I'm about to freaking rent out my condo out here in Austin, Texas, baby.
And, man, the money I get on that just alone could pay for like two or three places if I wanted to.
You know, down I-35 or even in the old Texas martyr home of San Antonio.
You understand that?
I mean, I'm serious.
I got I got to live like a sultan down there, man.
I was t I was taking a look at the market out there.
I was like, are you kidding me?
I mean, this is what stuff costs down here?
What the hell have I been doing?
You know what I mean?
I live like a freaking king.
I mean, I'm I mean, listen to me.
I thought I was living pretty well out here in Austin, Texas, man.
Are you kidding me?
I'm overpaying for crap out here just to live with a bunch of hipster, long-haired, fruity, fed-wedding, and liberal hippies, man.
All right.
I'm not going to let these idiots get to me, man.
You know what I mean?
I'm not going to let these people get to me.
I'm sorry, folks.
My apologies.
All right, let's get back to the broadcast here.
All right, Donald Trump is, I mean, in my opinion, victory is within his grasp.
It's within our grasp.
Hillary Rotten Clinton mentioning the alt-right, mentioning Stephen Bannon, mentioning Alex Jones just legitimized us out here in internet media.
It legitimized all of us for Christ's sake.
It goes to show that meme warfare is effective.
It goes to show that it is getting into the psyche of these people, and we are doing our jobs, baby.
You understand that?
Oh, my God.
That's just great.
All right.
That's just great.
Anyway, folks, let me take a swig of this beer here.
We're going to take some more callers.
If you want to call up, folks, 425-390-6146.
Free format edition of the True Capitalist Radio Show on Bowler Friday.
We're talking about anything you want to talk about.
Let me take another swig of this beer here.
All right.
Oh, here comes Templeton.
Yeah, just lay down right there, Templeton, all right?
It's the last thing I need from you is to take over the show and allow these scumbags over here to, you know, I don't know what the hell they're going to make more funny jokes out of you.
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All right.
Now, leave my dog alone.
All right.
Here we go.
Let's take some more callers here.
All right.
How about 580?
You're on the horn on this Baller Friday.
Hey, what's going on, man?
How you doing?
Pretty good, man.
Just chilling out in my garage work on my motorcycle and excited to contribute to the circle.
Hey, man, I appreciate it, man.
What kind of bike do you have, man?
Is it one of these hogs, street hogs, or is it a crotch rocket?
Yeah, it's a crotch rock.
I'm actually a stunt rider.
I do like stunts, like wheelies and stuff.
Oh, that's awesome, man.
Do you sell like a video or something you want to plug out here?
Just if anybody on here has Instagram, it's Jared Wheelie.
It's J-A-R-R-E-D-W-H-E-E-L-I-E.
That's awesome, man.
Look, I actually appreciate stunt bikers, man.
I actually think they're pretty cool.
I know that the coppers don't really appreciate them.
I like that they take risks and go through the damn freeway at about 150 miles an hour and just zigzag.
I wish I had the, well, I would have done it probably about 20 years ago.
Now I'm a little too old, and I'd probably, you know, just out of my own fear, probably fall off the damn thing.
But what do you want to discuss today, sir?
Nothing much, man.
I just wanted to, I just, I've been listening for a long time and all that.
And I call in every now and then, just kind of kidding around.
But usually I was talking to you last time about that documentary, and I went and watched the Clinton Cash.
It was really good, man.
I just listening in and hanging out.
Hey, man, I appreciate it.
Thank you very much.
And Godspeed to you on that crotch rocket, man.
All right.
I'm telling you, man, I mean, you crotch rocket guys are maniacs.
But, you know, people appreciate it.
All right.
Consider maybe getting a YouTube channel, man.
And, you know, maybe, you know, trying to post some of your videos on YouTube and get yourself a little bit of money.
All right.
Because we need more YouTube talent out there.
I'm serious.
I mean, you know, we need people that have a pair of, you know, pennison balls and not a little wee wee like we have out here with these damn YouTube stars that are fruiting up the place for Christ's sake, man.
Seriously, man, I'm not joking around.
I'm sick and tired of these YouTube videos, man.
They make me sick.
They make me sick.
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Anyway, who else do we got going on over here?
Let's continue going, shall we?
Thank you very much for calling in, sir, and good luck to you on those endeavors.
I strongly advise you get a YouTube account and try to monetize your videos, man.
You know what I mean?
Try to get a couple of hot chicks.
You know, I know you damn crotch rocket guys.
You get all these hot chicks.
Man, get them posing on your bike.
You know what I mean?
Put that on YouTube.
Get some money, man.
Do you understand?
I'm going to look, I'm planting seeds here, baby.
You understand that?
I provided more economic opportunity in this show than Obama has done in his whole goddamn presidency.
guarantee it.
I guarantee it.
I guarantee it!
Anyway, 567, what's going on here on the horn?
Hey, ghost, did you hear Dr. Drew got fired just for criticizing Hillary Clinton's health?
That goes to show you that anybody who criticizes her will lose their job or lose their life.
You know, I'm glad you brought that up, sir, and thank you very much for calling in and bringing that up.
You're absolutely correct.
Did you all hear Dr. Drew earlier this week, I believe, and I don't even think he was criticizing Hillary Rotten Clinton.
I mean, I heard the interview.
He was more concerned about the type of health care that she was receiving, considering that she is the potential president or a potential presidential nominee.
She could be president, is what I'm trying to say.
Excuse me.
And the reason that he was, you know, critical, not necessarily criticizing, is because a lot of the medical treatments that she's receiving, according to Dr. Drew, they don't even exist anymore.
Like, I think I alluded to this before when Dr. Drew first came out.
I said that Dr. Drew overlooked and reviewed her medical records, and she is being prescribed Coumadin, and Coumadin isn't even prescribed anymore.
You know, there's a medication that she's taking right now that hasn't been prescribed since like the 60s.
And Dr. Drew was just saying, look, I mean, he can't make an analysis on whether or not she's healthy or not, but based upon the care that she is receiving, it seems as if it's a little bit of substandard care.
I mean, and he posed grave concern about her care.
He was not criticizing her.
But you see, you can't even make an assessment.
And, you know, I got to give Dr. Drew some credit.
Remember, this guy's a liberal.
You know what I mean?
He doesn't have any political ambitions.
He's always been a goddamn liberal.
All right?
But you see, in that interview, he said that he believes he, as a practitioner, has an obligation to, you know, inform those about potential risks, about potential observations that are seen with specifically politicians,
specifically people that are of heavy responsibility of large quantities of people, that it's the practitioner's obligation to give observations, to give critiques, so on and so forth.
So, once again, folks, I think it's very, very sad that Dr. Drew over here lost his job just because he was concerned about the kind of health care Hillary Rotten Clinton is receiving.
You see, this is what you get even if you're caring about Hillary Clinton.
You see this?
You see, I'm serious.
This is the kind of crap you get when you're just, you know, concerned about Hillary.
All right?
Just imagine if you're her enemy.
And speaking of which, and then I'll take another call here.
Alex Jones, if you're listening, I mean, by God, all right, by God, man, you better have McAdoo or somebody eating your food for you, or, you know, tasting your food.
I'd watch, you know, any kind of drink that you're given at the bar.
I'd be very, very concerned if I were you, man.
I mean, I would not take Hillary Clinton saying my name as some form of gratification, vindication, success.
I think of it more as a threat, if you want my personal opinion, man.
I think that that was a veiled threat, Alex.
And if I were you, like I said, I'd have people tasting your food.
I'd have extra security.
I'd make sure that you're not being followed.
So on and so forth.
Once again, I'm not trying to be a hyper-sensationalist here, but we all know about the Hillary Clinton body count.
And if you are unfamiliar with the Hillary Clinton body count, well, by God, what the hell are you doing?
Google it, for Christ's sake.
As a matter of fact, I hear Google's trying to censor that at this point.
They are literally trying to censor any negativity towards Hillary Rotten Clinton, which is completely ridiculous.
But you see, it just goes to show you how in the tank these sons of bitches are in Silicon Valley as it relates to Hillary Rotten Clinton, for Christ's sake.
So that's why I'm saying, folks, this is the meme war, and we continue marching on, baby.
All right?
We continue marching on.
All right.
Who else do we got going on over here?
All right, let's continue going.
Let's talk some more people out here.
How about Jesus Christ?
How about Here Code 808?
What's going on?
You're on the air.
Hey, hold on, Screw Capitalist here, man.
Hey, how are you doing, Kahuna?
How you been, man?
Doing fine.
Right now, I'm just kind of building something real quick.
Firstly, I actually want to say that I'm glad that you did point out that about how the freaking media has been pointing out that Donald Trump was taking a step back.
Even I think that's bullshit.
Of course it is, man.
Are you kidding me?
I mean, the guy is literally leading in every poll, in my personal opinion.
I cannot find a Hillary Clinton supporter.
No, a lot of the people I met over here are Hillary supporters.
Usually they're on freaking Prozac and shit.
Majority of the Hills.
All right, they're going for Johnson.
They're actually willing to vote for Trump or they're not going to vote at all.
I only met like one or two Hillary supporters.
That's about it.
One or two.
The whole freaking island.
One or two.
Wow, man.
No kidding, man.
Hey, thanks a lot, Kahoot.
Calling straight out of Hawaii.
Once again, he's reporting to us that he can't find a Hillary Clinton supporter in sight.
But I'm sure conveniently she'll win that particular state.
But we shall see, Kahuna.
All right.
Thank you very much for calling in, man.
Stay with us for a radio graffiti.
I'm going to try to take a few more callers here, and then we're going to try to extend radio graffiti for about 30 minutes so that everybody can redeem themselves for Wednesday.
Good God, that sucked.
Good God, it sucked.
Anyway, I don't want to harp on that.
No pun intended, all right?
Anyway, we got 727.
What's going on?
You're on the horn.
Hey, Ghost, what's going on?
Happy Baller Friday.
Hey, how you doing?
Happy Baller Friday, man.
How you doing?
I'm doing pretty well today.
I just got a quick question for you.
Well, two, actually.
Go ahead.
That's fine.
How, sorry, I just messed up there.
What's the price for the Twitter circle?
Did you come off of one yet?
Well, I'm glad you asked that.
I will give the website out during radio graffiti, okay?
As we get closer to the end of the broadcast, because I mean, that's when everybody's going to be listening to the show.
And the website that I'm going to direct you all to, folks, it's, you know, it's literally just one product.
It's a splash page.
And look, we're going through a transaction service that is up and coming.
It is independent.
It is a transaction service specifically for artists.
And I strongly advise you all to understand that we can accept any payment of credit card or PayPal and that it's going to be completely secure.
I'm not going to have any kind of information on any server that I own.
I'm not going to be, there are not going to be any records that I'm keeping, so on and so forth.
So, I mean, if yours truly, by some chance, gets hacked or something of that capacity, all those records are completely secure at a transaction company that is rather cool, as a matter of fact.
I don't want to say their name because I've just talked to these people, and we're going to see how it works.
But if it's good, I'll go ahead and go ahead and give them a plug.
All right.
Anyway, folks, let me continue going.
Thanks, as a matter of fact.
That was actually Grandpa AIDS.
What's going on, man?
Thanks a lot for calling up.
Let's take another caller here, and let's see who else we have.
How about Jesus Christ?
It looks like the same people, man.
You know what?
Clear some of these lines, engineer.
God damn it.
Clear them out.
Clear them all out.
I'm tired of it.
Clear them out.
Jesus Christ, man.
Come on, man.
I'm serious.
All right?
All right.
Clear them out, engineer.
God damn it.
Clear them all out.
Clear them out.
Jesus Christ.
I'm serious, folks.
I mean, come on, man.
Anyway, I hope everybody the engineer is trying to clear out lines here.
And I hope everybody who wanted to call in and discuss some things can discuss some things, all right?
Anyway, let's continue going, shall we?
I think we've got some new callers here.
Let's see what people have to say.
Milo Yiannopoulos Provocation00:03:37
It is a free format edition here.
We've got about 12 minutes before we head into some radio graffiti.
So let's go ahead and get to some new callers that just arrived here.
How about 609?
You're on the horn.
What's up?
Hey, Ghost.
It's Baxi Ready.
How are you doing today?
How are you doing, man?
I just wanted to, number one, thank you because I've listened to your show since before.
I found your show the day you left the other time.
And because of that, I'm actually getting off my butt and writing a novel and capitalizing on my own creativity.
So thank you for that.
And no problem, man.
I mean, that's what it's all about.
I mean, if you're creative and you can find a market, you can make some money on your own creativity, man.
Congrats.
Thank you so much.
Also, number two, I don't know if you saw this, but I was watching some videos on the Internet, and Miss Clinton today decided that she was going to equate Donald Trump to Milo Yiannopoulos' article headlines.
So she was trying to say that he said those things.
She just went through any article that he wrote and said, oh, he said that this happened and that happened.
And I'm like, the person that made the video was making, actually did research and just found out she went through Breitbart articles and just took headlines and equated it to him.
So people that support her don't even know what he actually says.
No, no, you're absolutely right.
And hey, thank you for calling and congrats on your novel and keep on keeping on, man.
You're absolutely right.
It was the alt-right speech.
She does make reference to the fact that it's Stephen Bannon, who is the chairman of the campaign of Trump, who is the CEO of Breitbart.
And she said, who writes articles, titles, as, and then she read off those titles like, would you rather be a feminist or have cancer?
You know, these very provocative, trolly-type headlines that Milo Yiannopoulos writes on a consistent basis, which provokes a lot of readers, which, you know, brings in a lot of different hits and impressions to the website itself.
And, you know, she really doesn't even know what she's talking about, to be honest with you.
I mean, she is quoting a homosexual.
All right.
Now, I mean, don't, isn't she down with LGBT?
Huh?
I mean, give me a break, man.
I mean, that article in particular, when she said the article name in that speech, people were like, feminism or cancer.
Oh, my God.
I mean, it's trying to provoke a reaction so you can click the goddamn link and read the article, all right?
I mean, that's what Milo Yiannopoulos is brilliant for, right?
He's a provocateur, for Christ's sake.
And the good part about Milo is not only is he a provocateur, but he has some intellectual curiosity.
I mean, he can out-debate anyone on an intellectual basis.
I mean, that's why he's always doing these tours all across college campuses because he's willing to challenge anyone who wants to challenge his particular ideas.
So you're absolutely right, man.
I heard that, and, you know, they're just trying to equate the Trump campaign to the headlines of that of Breitbart.com, particularly the articles that were written by Milo Yiannopoulos, which is ridiculous.
Rip Off a Personality00:13:15
You know what I'm saying?
Anyway, let's continue going, shall we?
All right.
All right, here we go.
How about Jesus Christ?
Let's take a new, just take a new caller.
Take a new damn caller out here.
How about 213?
You're on the horn.
up.
This is what I'm saying.
Get these people out of here.
All right?
Get these people all out, engineer.
I'm not joking around.
All right?
Look, we're having a whole clear-out session right now.
I don't care if you're in the queue or not.
You're getting hung up on.
I'm sick and tired of you people.
I'm serious.
I can already sense that the freaking radio graffiti is going to suck the chrome up of a 57 Chevy goddamn bumper.
And I just, I'm going to start making room for Christ's sake.
All right.
I'm sorry.
People, you know, you just are sitting there, you're playing with your pecker shaft, and I'm tired of it.
I'm sick and tired of it.
I'm tired of it.
All right?
So, Jesus Christ, I'm serious.
Get them all out of here, engineer.
I don't care who they are.
Just get them out.
Get them all out.
I'm sick of them.
Get them out.
All of them.
All of them out.
I'm serious, man.
Get them all the hell out of here.
Get them all out.
I'm sorry, folks.
We're having a reset on these, you know, goddamn these people that are calling up and they're just not doing a goddamn thing but just play with a goddamn Peter Popper.
All right, we're getting them all the hell out of here.
Because I'm sick of this crap.
I'm not joking.
I'm so sick of this garbage.
Get them all out, engage it.
Get them out.
Get them all out.
I'm sick of them, man.
I'm telling you, no personality having losers out here.
That's what I get.
Jesus Christ, man.
As a matter of fact, you know what?
I don't even know.
I'm serious.
I'm not even.
I'm not kidding around.
All right?
I'm not kidding around.
Engineer, keep clearing these people out, man.
Do you understand that?
I'm tired of these stupid losers that call up and say nothing.
I'm tired of it.
I mean, Jesus Christ.
I'll say it and I'll say it again.
I blame their goddamn single dirty dishrag whore mothers.
That's what I bring.
That's it.
All right?
Jesus Christ, man.
I'm not kidding around here anymore, man.
I'm not joking around.
I'm sick of this crap.
Anyway, folks, look, I'm going to talk here for the next five minutes, and then I'm going to go ahead and get into radio graffiti here.
And I'm telling you this right now: if this radio graffiti sucks, and look, look, I don't mind if it's like, hey, how you doing, ghost?
Yeah, you're cool.
Or I don't care what you say.
Say something, rip off a comeback from jokes.com.
I mean, didn't I have a freaking conversation with you idiots about personality?
Huh?
Didn't I have a conversation with you all about if you can't conjure up one, then freaking rip one off, morons?
Huh?
I'm serious.
I mean, didn't I have that conversation with you people?
I mean, seriously, man.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
You know what?
I got to keep drinking.
I got to keep drinking.
I mean, you people are driving me to drink.
This is supposed to be my baller Friday.
I'm supposed to be having a good time out here.
I'm supposed to be having a good time.
Jesus Christ.
Oh, my God.
I'm sick.
I'm so sick.
You know what?
You know what?
I'm going to be right back.
Look, look, I'm going to give you idiots some time to think about this.
All right.
Because I got some time.
I need some time to think about the son of a bitch myself, for Christ's sake.
All right?
Because, I mean, get a personality, all right?
I'm going to take a break right now, all right?
Before you idiots piss me off and flip my wig and make me freaking blow a head gasket, I want you idiots to go to jokes.com, rip off a personality, do whatever it takes for Christ's sake, all right?
And then when I come back, this better be a decent radio graffiti, all right?
You better be able to concoct a decent sentence fragment.
You better say something funny.
I don't care if you blow a fart, you belch, you say some stupid sentence fragment for Christ's sake, say it with authority, say it as if you mean it.
Don't be scared.
Don't be a fruit ball sounding freak.
I mean, you're driving me to drink for Christ's sake.
You understand that, you sons of bitches?
You all are driving me to drink.
You're driving me to drink.
I mean, good God.
I mean, I'll be right back, man.
Get me out of here and get me such a bitch as I'm driving me a drink!
True Capitalist Radio.
All right.
All right.
We're back.
I hope that you all went out.
All right.
I hope that you all found some kind of goddamn personality that you all could rip off or some crap.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
Let me tell you, look, for you folks that want to join the ghost circle, I'm going to announce it here in about 15 minutes.
All right.
But I want to remind everybody, especially you freaking troll terrorists at Cyber Vermin.
You sons of bitches better not make fun of the ghost circle again.
Do you understand that, you sack of crap?
Do you understand that?
Do not make fun of the ghost circle.
Do not make any don't do any of this garbage.
I'm serious.
I'm not kidding around.
Because let me tell you something.
You're making fun of my family.
You understand?
You're making fun of my friends.
So don't you dare go there, you son of a bitch.
Anyway, folks, without any further ado, all right, let's get to everybody's favorite part of the broadcast.
And I'm talking about radio graffiti.
That's right, folks.
Radio graffiti, the part of the broadcast where the spectators become a part of the spectacle.
All you have to do is give me a call right now at 425-390-6146.
And when I call on your area code, you have exactly three to four seconds to say whatever it is that's on your mind.
You understand that?
That's why we call this radio graffiti.
Now, I hope we don't have any Hellen Keller deaf mutes.
I hope we don't have any no personality-having jerk dicks.
I hope we don't have any fruity-sounding fruit bowls.
I hope that we have people that are actually going to say what they mean and mean what they say.
No stumbling, mumbling little jerks, no stupid ass give me my drink.
I'm tired of this.
I mean, more, for Christ's sake.
More beer.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, man.
I'm telling you, we ain't messing around on this Baller Friday, all right?
We ain't messing around on this Baller Friday.
So let's go ahead and get to first of all.
Do we got any new radio graffiti callers, engineer?
God damn it.
We'll do your job.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, folks, let's go ahead and get to some freaking radio graffiti callers right now.
All right, who do we got going on here?
347 radio graffiti.
Ghost!
I haven't called you in years, baby.
I wanted to join the ghost circle.
Ghost!
You wanted to be in the ghost circle?
Well, we're going to announce it here in about 15 minutes, all right?
And not to mention, you know, I'm almost thinking about taking it back and not doing the ghost circle thing because of these sons of bitches, you know?
Because, look, there's only going to be 250 slots there, man.
It's exclusive.
It's exclusivity, man.
I mean, you're going to be able to be close to me up in here, man.
You're going to be my family, man.
You're going to be my friends.
And look, you know, when people make fun of my friends, I'm going to get pissed off about it, all right?
All right?
I'm going to get a little pissed off about it, to say the goddamn least.
405, Radio Graffiti.
Hey, ghost.
Lately, a certain conservative website has been suggesting that Kellyanne Conway is a GOP plant to destroy Trump's campaign from the inside.
What do you think of that?
I wouldn't doubt it because she's already stumbled like some stupid ditzy blonde cunt, for a lack of a better term.
I don't mean to be vulgar, folks, but that's exactly what has happened for Christ's sake.
Anyway, who else we got?
We got 574 radio graffiti.
First, Gary from Accounting came in with the sniffles.
Just a cold, he said, but it was not a cold.
And Jenna breaks out in a heavy sweat.
That's the flu.
And round and round the office it goes.
But when it's your turn, well, it's not going to be your turn because you got your flu shot at Friday, where they care about you and your health.
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I am your host, the man they call Double Dipper Ghost.
And once again, I am going to double dip Garaskin with one of my blacksmiths.
Hey, Myron.
Are you there?
Shut up.
Shut up.
Don't even go there.
First of all, I'm tired of you idiots bringing up the whole double dip situation.
I don't think that you appreciate this double dip situation because that literally has affected my psyche.
I'm literally looking over both shoulders.
I'm looking over.
I'm looking for that idiot's face.
You know, I mean, if I saw him, if I see him, I literally am going to take a swing at him, man.
I'm not kidding around.
I'm not even going to.
I'm not.
I'm not going to just.
Let me just calm down here, all right?
Let me just calm down.
Anyway, who else we got?
We got 323, radio graffiti.
Benito Ghost Sandy, Radio Graffiti.
Gentlemen, you let the battle down because I am ghostwork.
You listen to me.
Mother Teresa Impression Splice00:04:33
I would have put drugs in the streets.
I would have put blacks in the gas chamber.
You like it?
I would have just damned.
Yes, Jewish people.
So look the other way, please.
Look the other way.
That's just freaking horrible.
That's horrible.
Man, how in the hell can you take my impression of fat ass Angela Merkel and then intermix that with some freaking Nazi crap?
All right?
Jesus Christ.
I'm not joking.
That was an invitation of Angela Merkel.
I wasn't freaking, oh, Jesus.
Give me those freaking banks.
That was an imitation of Angela Merkel.
Do y'all remember that?
Well, anyway, good.
Shove it up, your goddamn cooter.
916, radio graffiti.
Horons believe that Mario Randy was some goddamn saint when this woman was a sick, sadistic old woman who loved watching people suffer.
She loved death.
You understand that?
I mean, I'm serious.
Shut up.
Don't talk about my granny, first of all.
And let me tell you, that splice that you were talking about there, I was talking about Mother Teresa.
All right?
I wasn't talking about my granny.
I was talking about Mother Teresa, boy.
I was talking about Mother Teresa.
Son of a bitch.
Jesus Christ.
How about 269, Radio Graffiti?
Dillis Baby, if I join the inner circle, will you whack off on me, please?
Ah, Jesus, no.
You see, that's what I'm a little afraid of right there.
You see that?
That's what I'm afraid of.
That you idiot trolls are just going to buy that crap and be like, yeah.
I'm in the inner circle.
I'm going to troll him.
I get a shout out every baller's right.
And he's going to say it.
It doesn't matter what it is.
Jesus Christ, you scumbags.
Anonymous radio graffiti.
So, scumbag, we got you.
Come on.
Track your ass down, and guess what?
We got you.
Thanks a lot.
Letting us know who you were.
It's all over your IP address.
You dead moose me.
I'm going to send my voice to come see you.
All right.
Well, I'll be right here, okay?
I'll be right here, okay?
I'm at anonymous radio graffiti.
There's Templeton.
You hate niggers.
Templeton, you hate the niggers.
He hates niggers.
Look at him.
He hates niggers.
He hates niggers.
Man, you son of a bitch.
He didn't say that.
I never said that.
God damn it, look.
That was a slice, man.
That was a splice.
I never said that.
I never said that.
Jesus Christ, like, look at what you all are doing to me.
Look at what you're doing to me.
Oh, my God, man.
Look, I am not a racist.
I didn't say that.
I didn't say that.
Oh, man.
Oh, Jesus.
Give me the freaking mic.
Give me that goddamn mic, man.
You gotta be kidding me, man.
I never said that.
I never said that.
I happen to have a whole bunch of friends that happen to be black, asshole.
All right?
I mean, I've already called one of my blacks before.
All right?
I've already called one of my blacks.
Jesus Christ, man.
Who the hell else do we got?
Scumbags and Mic Removal00:15:06
Freaking anonymous Radio Graffiti.
Hi, I'm Ed, and welcome to Chowdahead.
Your wait for real New England seafood is over.
To ease your case buds with some wicked good appetizers or go straight for one of their yummy fried seafood plates or platters.
I'll must-ride their authentic lobster roll.
What is this?
What is this, a restaurant or something?
Was this a restaurant holding music or something?
Huh?
Are you kidding me?
I mean, what is your restaurant seafood name?
What is your name in your seafood restaurant, huh?
Eat Me Raw?
Jesus Christ.
Who else do we have here?
How about Ericod 919 Radio Graffiti?
Ghost, I thought we knew an actual CVD of lots, lots of racists.
You are in it, man, and you really are racist.
Don't deny it.
Unfortunately, I cannot understand what the hell you just said because the pantanometer mixed with your tenor, mixed with the speed of your speech, is an absolute, you know, disaster area.
All right?
You need to work on that.
978 Radio Graffiti.
My little pony, my little pony.
You know, you are my very best friend.
I'm like, get out of here, Gus.
Are you kidding me?
You damn gravy!
Goddamn, you, you never cease to amaze me, you goddamn squisers, man.
That is music blasphemy.
That is music blasphemy.
The My Little Pony intro mixed with Stevie Rayvon?
Stevie Rayvon is the greatest guitarist to ever live.
And you're fruiting him up.
You're fruiting him up for Christ's sake.
He's rolling over in his grave.
Oh, my God.
They're fruiting up.
They're fruiting up freaking Stevie Ray Von now, man.
They're fruiting up Stevie Rayvon.
I mean, what kind of world are we coming into?
I mean, we got rappers wearing dresses.
Remember when I said that in 2008 and 2009?
Remember when I said that in 2008 and 2009?
Remember when I said that rappers were going to be wearing dresses?
Well, look at it now.
Look at that little fruit bowl, young fuck.
Look at it now.
Oh, God.
Oh, the fruity.
The fruit bowlness.
I mean, the swag fagsterness.
The fruity McFaggins.
The dildo faggots.
I mean, good God.
My little pony with goddamn Stevie Ray?
With Stevie Ray?
Oh, man.
I mean, I mean, what else am I supposed to say about that?
What else am I supposed to say about that, man?
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Give me the mic.
Give me the mic.
Oh, my God.
You heard that, right?
My little bunny, my little bunny.
I mean, you heard that crack, right?
And they mixed it with Stevie Ray Vaughan, you son of a bitch.
Oh, man, that's political freaking music blasphemy.
I'm out of here, man.
I literally want to end the show now.
I don't even want to sell the goddamn ghost inner circle for Christ's sake.
All right.
I mean, you're taking, you know, one of my music heroes and you're literally throwing him into a bathhouse by doing that.
I'm not kidding around.
I mean, you're just literally throwing him into a damn bathhouse.
Oh, my God.
Who else do we got going on over here for Christ's sake?
We got 813 Radio Graffiti.
Don't you dare.
Don't you dare play that penist.
Don't you dare play Nickelback Penis.
God damn it, you bad penis.
Ah, Jesus Christ.
Now we got the penist playing Nickelback.
Oh, man.
You know what?
You could dish.
You son of a bitches could kiss a third hour up your ass.
That's what you could do.
You could kiss a third hour goodbye.
All right?
You can kiss a goddamn third hour goodbye for Christ's sake, man.
This is supposed to be a decent Baller Friday, man.
We're winning the meme wars for Christ's sake, man.
But Trump train is almost victorious for Christ's sake.
I mean, here you are.
Look at you people.
Look at you.
You're trying to ruin it for me.
You're trying to ruin my Baller Friday.
You're trying to ruin my trying to ruin my everything, man.
I don't even know why I do this broadcast, to be honest with you, man.
Give me my drink, man.
Oh, my God.
All right.
I don't even know what else to expect.
Let's take some more stupid ass radio goddamn graffiti callers, man.
Jesus Christ.
I'm even afraid.
I mean, let's just see.
909 Radio Graffiti.
Professor McGonagall rap, like ludicrous.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Fuck.
Remixes, for Christ's sake.
And you idiots are saying I'm the racist.
Go piss off.
Anonymous radio graffiti.
Engineer, go ahead, penetrate my wife.
Right now!
I know my place, ejaculate inside of her, all right?
Son of a bitch!
Go show it up, your ass!
I can't believe you.
How dare you!
How dare you!
How goddamn go!
God damn, I wish you were in front of my face.
I beat the shit out of every one of you.
I beat the living shit out of you.
God!
I wish this was your face and the idiot face!
I wish I'd put your goddamn face, you son of a bitch!
I wish I could freaking beat the crap out of all of you.
Jesus Christ, man.
How dare you, sons of bitches, man!
You idiots are cocks!
All right, you stupid single-whore, dirty dish rag whore mother larva.
You idiots are cocks, man.
You idiots, you know what?
Give me the mic.
Give me the mic!
You know, on top of you, idiots, being cocks, for Christ's sake.
Not only are you cocks, you idiots taking up the pooper.
You idiots, service glory holes, for Christ's sake, man.
You idiots are toe-tapping in shit stalls, all right?
So don't come at me like that.
You idiots are fruitier than a box of fruit loops, all right?
And you know it, and I know it, you son of a bitch.
Don't talk about my family, man.
Don't talk about my family.
Jesus Christ, man.
And you know what?
I'm supposed to sell like some freaking ghost circle after this.
I'm supposed to sell something.
I mean, fuck you, man.
Fuck you.
God damn it.
God damn all of you, man.
Oh, my God.
How dare you, man?
That's my family.
That's my wife, asshole.
That's my wife.
How dare you?
I mean, you are trying to ruin the safety of a man's home.
Internet circle, right?
I don't think it's...
Look at these people.
These people don't care, man.
These people don't care.
I mean, they're calling me a sellout.
I mean, just shut up, man.
Just shut up.
Screw all of you.
Just shut up, man.
Man, I don't even know why I do this broadcast anymore, man.
I'm serious, man.
Oh, my God.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Give me the mic, Maker.
Let me tell you something, you scumbag.
Let me tell you something, all right?
I give you idiots hours of my life.
I'm giving you years of my life, man.
I'm giving you years.
And this is how you repay me, man.
This is it, man.
You make fun of my wife.
You wish I was dead?
I mean, this is how you repay me, man.
This is how you repay me.
Good God.
Oh, my God, man, I got it.
Give me my drink, mate.
Give him a goddamn drink.
More beer, man.
I just can't take this anymore, man.
I can't take this, man.
Jesus Christ, man.
I mean, you assholes are driving me to drink.
You assholes are driving me to drink for Christ's sake, man.
I mean, good God, man.
You idiots out here.
God damn it, man.
You hit me, man.
You cut me.
All right, you cut me right here in the heart.
All right, look, folks.
I'm going to release the official.
Man, I don't even know if I can do that, man.
I mean, they're calling me a sellout, man.
I'm no sellout.
I am the underground, man.
I mean, look at all these years.
Look at all the years I poured into this show, man.
And I haven't gotten nothing for it, man.
I haven't gotten nothing.
I haven't gotten shit.
I've got it trolled.
And I've got it cyber vermin infested.
I got it fested by Bronies.
I mean.
I mean, get this mic out of my past.
Get out of here.
Get out of here.
Oh my god, man.
You're heartless.
You're heartless, man.
I mean, I am the underground, man.
I mean, why do you think I got some barbed homeland security following me, you scumbags?
I am the underground.
I am the underground.
And let me tell you something, you scumbags.
When you make fun of the ghost circle, when you make fun of the people that are in the ghost inner circle, you're making fun of my family.
You're making fun of my friends.
Defending the Ghost Circle00:02:05
Do you understand that?
You're making fun of my friends.
I'm not a goddamn sellout.
I'm not a goddamn sellout.
Shut up.
On Twitter, shut up your ass.
You're making fun of my friends, you scumbags.
Give me the mic, man.
Let me tell you something, you scumbags.
Whoever is a part of the ghost circle actually cares, man, because friendships mean something when people put their money where their mouth is.
All right, people can say anything.
All right, parents can talk.
Do you understand that?
People can say anything.
It's those people that are gonna want to have some appreciation with yours, truly.
That appreciate the passion.
Appreciate everything that I've done, man, for all these years for nothing.
I've done it for nothing.
I've done it for damn nothing, man.
And then you're gonna make fun of the ghost circle, you troll terrorist bastards.
You're gonna make fun of the ghost circle, you sons of bitches.
That's my family from now on, you scumbags.
You understand that?
I'm telling you, you understand that, right?
Those are my friends!
Give me my goddamn drink, you son of a bitch.
Never Sell Inner Circle Members00:16:48
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I'm hurtling toward the planet Zebulax, searching for a new home world.
The days turn into months.
Months turn into years as my ship slips ever farther into the endless blackness of space.
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I don't want to end like this, man.
Seriously.
Please, man.
Please.
Anonymous radio graffiti.
Hey, ghosts, do you hear Hillary Clinton call that Alex Jones?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You can't, you see, you're so stupid.
You can't even stumble it over your own tongue, you stupid fruit bowl.
I bet you if there was a glory hole in front of your face, your mouth would open up very, very nicely, wouldn't it, there, boy?
Anonymous Radio Graffiti.
Gucci's are zombies that like Gucci's.
Gucci's in the middle of it.
You know what?
No, I'm not, you know, now y'all are trying to say that I'm a Satanist or something.
I'm tired of this crap.
All right.
One more, and that's it.
Anonymous radio graffiti.
Twilly Atkins Radio Graffiti.
Thank you for calling Old School Bar and Grill.
How can I help you?
My little phony, my little phony.
Okay, okay.
Is that your album?
Many phony.
This is your LP?
You know it and I know it.
Sir, I'm not sure that's going to be something that you can market.
And I said good day, sir.
Dead Unicorn Helpline.
How can I help you?
I mean, help.
I mean, in my personal opinion.
Rainbow Dash is a good piece of ass.
You do realize unicorns aren't real, right?
They're mythical.
You probably killed a pony.
Spreading around the internet throughout the world.
That ghost from True Capitalist Radio is a broad.
You probably killed a donkey.
So, you son of a bitch.
God damn it.
That's it.
All right.
I've had just about enough of this crap.
All right.
I've had just about enough.
I mean, I do hear this with a real mic.
Goddamn Mike.
Look, you people have ruined my baller Friday.
All right.
Go screw yourselves.
You go screw yourself with a goddamn third hour.
All right?
Now, folks, for you folks that actually want to partake in the ghost circle, all right?
You can go to the website right now at ghost.market.
That's it.
www.ghost.market if you want to partake in the ghost circle, baby.
Do you understand that?
And let me tell you something.
You're going to be my friends.
I'm not going to let these troll terrorists and cyber vermin besmirch the ghost circle.
All right?
Do you understand that?
Ghost.market.
Ghost.market.
All right?
That's where you go.
And I'm going to tweet that right after this broadcast.
And let me tell you, you people that think that I'm going to give you a third hour, you can go shove it up your goddamn clogged up pooper, man.
You're going to make fun of my friends.
You're going to make fun of my family.
Screw you, man.
Screw you.
All right.
Ghost.market.
All right.
I'm getting the hell out of here.
You better be here.
I may come back this weekend to see what's going on out here.
So follow me on Twitter, PoliticsGhost, all one word, no underscores, politics, ghost, and bookmark the official website, blogtalkradio.com slash ghost.
All right?
I'm out of here.
All right.
Let me tell you something right now.
For those that join, you are going to be corresponding with Ghost, yours truly, for life.
And I will sell no more of these.
These will never be sold again.
I will never sell these again.
Never.
Ever.
So anyway, I'm getting the hell out of here, folks.
Okay?
All right?
And look, if people are going to piss and moan about the price, well, maybe that's because I didn't want your troll ass to begin with.
All right?
All right, that's it.
All right.
I mean, do you think that I will, but you thought I was going to price it for what, like 20 bucks?
And so, like, you trolls can say all these disgusting names about my goddamn wife, about my son, about my granny, about all this crap.
You think I'm just going to do that and let you idiots do that crap?
You think I was going to let you do that for Christ's sake?
Screw you.
All right?
Screw you.
All right?
This is my family.
These are my friends.
All right?
The ghost circle, baby.
You understand that?
I'm not joking around.
This is my family.
These are my friends, for Christ's sake.
I'm not joking around.
I'm talking about exclusive voice chats.
I'm talking about movie nights, man.
I'm not joking around.
If you ain't doing anything on the weekends, this would be a decent investment for your ass, baby, because, you know, maybe me and the wife, you know, we'll be kicking back watching a movie, and we'll let you watch it, and we'll talk about that.
We're talking about exclusive events.
We're talking about the ghost party line.
We're talking about everything for Christ's sake, man.
Anyway, I'm getting the hell out of here.
Okay?
And look, once those 250 are gone, they're gone.
And look, I'm not even going to sell them for that long.
I'm going to sell them for about a month.
And, you know, if we don't sell them all, we don't sell them all.
All right.
I mean, whoever buys it, buys it, man.
They're my friend.
All right?
They're my friend.
How do you like that?
They're my family.
I mean, we're down, baby.
You understand?
I'm going to be corresponding with these people all the time.
Do you understand that?
I mean, I'm going to be responding to their Twitter questions.
You understand?
You thought I was.
You idiots.
You thought I was going to get like 20 bucks?
So what?
So you idiots can say crap like, oh, Engineer Cuck's ghost wife.
And, you know, I mean, are you kidding me?
Shove it up your ass.
Shove it up your ass.
So anyway, folks, that's the way it is.
And look, I am so glad that a lot of these trolls are pissed off and are like, what?
Are you kidding me?
Well, that's because I didn't want you to be a part of my friends and a part of my family, all right?
You stupid, dumb scumbag.
You get it?
All right, that's why.
It's only serious people, and not to mention those that are in the inner circle, man.
Believe me.
I'll help you out, man.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm going to give you exclusive giveaways, exclusive conversation, advice.
Believe me, I want every one of the people that are part of the 250, I want them all to be successful.
And if I can help do that personally, if I can personally help people do that, all right?
I mean, I'll do it.
All right?
I'm serious.
I'm not kidding around.
If I could personally help people do that, I'm going to do it.
That's what I'm doing, man.
I mean, this is not about like, hey, we're trolling around, guys.
We're trolling around and this and that.
I want to make capitalists and I want people that are serious, man.
You understand that?
I mean, just imagine this family of mine, this 250, if I can make all of them make $250,000 a year, all right?
All right, if I can make all of them make $250,000 a year, we're a serious force.
We're the ghost inner circle, baby.
We're some serious goddamn business, all right?
And that's all there is to it.
Anyway, oh, wait a minute.
Are we in the third hour, for Christ's sake?
All right, well, I guess we are in the third hour.
Once again, folks, I mean, I'm not joking around.
These are going to be 250 people that I am going to personally bring into my life if by some chance, because look, I'm not trying to get doxxed here, all right?
But I'm not naive to the fact that, you know, I mean, it's got to be some kind of record that yours truly hasn't been doxed.
I mean, I'm not trying to ask for it because it'll ruin the whole mystique of the damn broadcast.
But I guarantee you, folks, these 250 people will be the first ones I meet if that's the case.
You understand that?
I'm not kidding around, man.
This is serious business.
This is not a joke here.
Anyway, folks, I'm going to get the hell out of here.
Please allow, all right, please allow about 24 hours for me to follow you.
And I'm going to give everybody props.
I'm going to give everybody a shout-out.
As a matter of fact, I'm going to do a broadcast this Sunday just so that I can give everybody some props that actually joined the Ghost Inner Circle, folks.
As a matter of fact, I may even this Saturday do something exclusive for those that are already in the Inner Circle, possibly a chat, possibly a – and look, I am utilizing Twitter as a means of communication.
So what I am going to do is I'm going to send private messages to everyone within my inner circle to where exactly yours truly is going to be.
And folks, you paid $45 to get this, so don't go out and spread it around everywhere.
I mean, don't give people the information, so on and so forth.
All right?
So anyway, first and foremost, before I go, I definitely want to say cheers now to my friends.
And look, when I say my friends, I genuinely mean my friends from the inner circle of the ghost inner circle.
Whenever that day comes, instead of us being in a virtual reality setting or fiber optically connected world we call the internet, we can do this in a real setting.
We could do this in a situation where we could get to all meet each other and we can all discuss the show, what it means to you, what it's done, whatever.
And look, I want to also say for all you creative folks, make your own shirts of yours truly.
Make your own graphics of yours truly, okay?
Do whatever it takes.
Because folks, look, there are people that are taking my content right now and that are putting it on YouTube and making money on YouTube.
Am I getting pissed off about that?
Absolutely not.
There's been people that have been doing that for years.
Do you understand?
I'm not kidding around.
I don't care about that kind of stuff, man.
Do you understand that?
Don't care about that kind of crap.
So, anyway, folks, let me say cheers to my friends in the ghost circle.
One day, we will all get together and we will all do this and we'll raise our glasses and cheers each other, all 250.
And look, I will never sell this again.
The only time I'm going to add anybody else, and I'm not going to add that many people, is if I give it away for a contest.
That is all.
That is all.
Anyway, folks, I want to thank everybody, and I want to say cheers to the ghost inner circle, the ghost family.
I'm going to call you the ghost family.
All right?
I want to say thank you, man, for all those that actually put their money where their mouth is.
I want to say thank you because not only, you know, this is not just about a ghost inner circle.
This is about from 2008, it is now 2016.
All right?
This is about all the memories, the knowledge, the prognostications, everything, man.
I mean, this is what it's all about, man.
Anyway, I want to say cheers to everybody who's out there, man, in the ghost family.
I'm serious.
We will meet.
All right?
We will meet.
Anyway, cheers to the ghost family and cheers to the capitalist army.
I guess people are having a hard time getting to the damn site, for Christ's sake.
Let me go ahead and tweet it out before I go.
All right?
Let me go ahead and tweet it out before I go the official website of the Ghost Circle right now, baby.
And as a matter of fact, here in about a couple of weeks, we are going to sell the cans, folks, and they're going to be considerably cheaper than that.
All right.
I mean, I'm serious.
I'm just, I mean, this is something that literally is a lifetime kind of membership type of thing, folks.
All right.
I mean, that's why it costs $45.
You understand?
I mean, I'm just trying.
I'm just trying.
I'm just saying.
All right?
Here, let me go ahead and put this in here.
It is ghost.market.
Yeah, you don't even need dot-coms anymore, baby.
It's ghost.market, baby.
All right?
All right, let me go ahead and put a couple of hashtags.
Actually, I want hashtag capitalist Army and hashtag ghost.
I only want people that are affiliated with the Capitalist Army to be purchasing this.
All right, because that's who I want.
I want people that have been down with ghosts for a long time and appreciate them.
I appreciate you, man.
Here it is: official website of the Ghost Inner Circle right here.
Hold on, let me put the inner circle because I got all these assholes talking garbage about my friends.
So here it is right here.
Let me go ahead and fix this.
There it is.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
And look, allow 24 hours here for me to process this.
Once again, if you did purchase it, please email the email address on your receipt with the information of your license key, the Twitter name to follow, and some kind of zip code to verify it was you, so on and so forth.
Okay, folks?
And allow 24 hours.
And then once I follow you, I'll give you a shout out.
Exclusive Shirt Giveaway Details00:13:15
I'll say what's going on, so on and so forth.
As a matter of fact, look at it.
We've already got people already showing me their purchases.
I've got to go into the whole deal and check it out, but I can see this right now.
What's going on to Sergeant Yoda?
What's going on to the Brody Network?
They've already purchased something.
You know, I'm serious.
And look, for the folks that can't afford it, man, don't worry about it.
I am going to give a couple of these away.
And, you know, just be on the lookout for that.
I mean, let your prowess get it if you can't afford it at this point in time, man.
I mean, you know what I mean?
It is what it is.
I mean, that's how life works sometimes, man.
Anyway, folks, once again, Ghost.market.
I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me, man.
All right?
And I definitely want to say that for you folks that literally purchased the Ghost Circle, not only do you get 35% off of any future purchases, but at the same time, folks, you are part of the Ghost Inner Circle.
I mean, there's just no doubt about it.
And as I stated, one day we will raise our glasses together here.
And, you know, we'll do this all together in real life, man.
You know what I mean?
Talk about the times.
Talk about the show.
You know what I'm saying?
We don't need no goddamn huge con, man.
We just need 250 people.
That's a party.
That's a damn party, for Christ's sake.
And hey, if I'm throwing the party, you know that I'm paying, baby.
You know what I'm saying?
You know the 250, they're going to come to my party.
I'm going to have kegs of beer.
I'm going to have Johnny Walker blue label, baby.
You know that, right?
All right?
I mean, you know that, baby.
Come on, man.
And not to mention, folks, here in the next week or so, we're going to extend the show into the third hour.
So the third hour is going to be a part of the broadcast.
It's going to be broadcasted live.
And if we go into an extended hour, it's going to be an extended fourth hour now.
You know what I'm saying?
Oh, man.
So there's going to be a lot more content coming around.
I'm going to bring out a website, a blogging website, folks.
So, look, even if you can't afford this, let me know if you are a good writer.
I'd like to see people's work.
Get a blog, so on and so forth.
I mean, I am actually looking for people that are going to contribute, and I'll pay you for an article.
I mean, once all this thing goes up, I mean, this is what this is all funding, for Christ's sake, all right?
All right?
I will, you know, call out for capitalists that are listening for an article, you know, and I'll pay for your article.
I'm not joking, man.
I'm not kidding around.
This is serious business.
Once again, I want to thank everybody who bought it, man.
I'm telling you, man.
I'm not kidding around.
One day, we're all going to be sitting around, and you're going to be looking at Ghost Man, and you're going to be like, oh, my God, I can't believe it.
It's you.
And you know what?
You know what will be funny?
Who am I, really, right?
Who am I?
Am I this guy, or am I?
Or am I this guy?
Am I Mr. Optimist?
You know?
Am I Mr. Optimist already?
Is that what I am?
I mean, you know, personalities at will.
I know people have said that this is my real voice, as a matter of fact.
I've actually heard that.
I've actually heard that this is actually my real voice.
And yeah, that's it.
Give me a damn break.
And look, you know what?
And the trolls are already trolling.
Look, don't talk about my family.
All right.
Don't talk about my family.
Screw you, man.
All right?
This is the ghost inner circle, baby.
You understand that?
This is the ghost inner circle, baby.
All right?
You're damn right, baby.
This is the ghost goddamn inner circle.
Woo!
Let me tell you something, man.
As I stated, I don't care what you guys do with my content.
You know, of course, if y'all are making a million bucks, I mean, you know, we're going to have to make a deal or something.
But, you know, that's what I'm saying.
All right.
I mean, this is what this whole thing is about, man.
You want to make a shirt?
Make your own shirt.
All right?
We got a lot of artists out here.
We got a lot of artists.
Why don't you make your own shirt?
Make your own apparel.
Make it look cool, man.
I'm serious, man.
All right?
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, I can see I'm getting trolled here by a bunch of pieces of garbage.
Oh, yeah.
Hey, people are asking me what you're supposed to email.
The email on the receipt, your digital receipt.
Email your Twitter.
It's on the description.
Okay?
It's on that little description.
It's why you've got to read a little bit.
It says email your license code, your license key, you know, just to make sure that it's you.
The Twitter name you want, you're truly to follow for communicative purposes only, because this is my social media of choice, folks.
It's very easy communication, short but sweet, so on and so forth.
Okay?
Anyway, email that to me at the address in the receipt.
All right?
And that's all there is to it.
Anyway, folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me on this Baller Friday, folks.
I almost backed out on this because these people were trying to make fun of my friends.
They were trying to make fun of my inner circle.
But by God, let me tell you something right now.
I will stand for the inner circle, baby.
You understand that?
And let me tell you, you will be exclusive and privy to yours truly.
I mean, Saturday nights.
I'm thinking about Saturday nights.
I hope y'all aren't doing much on Saturday night.
Because we're doing something.
We're having chats.
You know, we're going to be in a voice chat room drinking.
We're going to be watching movies, documentaries, for Christ's sake, discussing issues.
All right?
If you need some advice, yours truly is always willing to help those within his family.
He's always willing to help those that are his friends.
I want to see every one of the people that joined the ghost inner circle to be successful.
I want them all to be making six figures a year.
I'm not kidding around, man.
I'm not kidding around.
Anyway, folks, I want to thank you very much for tuning in with me on this Baller Friday, for Christ's sake.
All right?
And look, folks, just because you can't purchase an inner circle slot doesn't mean that you're any less of a person or anything of that nature.
We're all suffering an economic situation one way or another.
Because, folks, we're living in the Obama economy.
This shit sucks.
Excuse my French.
All right?
I have to emphasize this.
The reason it has to be this much is because it's a one-time fee for a lifetime of correspondence.
One-time fee for a lifetime of correspondence.
So that's all I'm saying, man.
Okay.
Anyway, folks, I want to thank everybody tuning in with me on this Baller Friday.
And once again, folks, I encourage everybody who is creative, who's an artist, who, I mean, use your creativity and make something from this show, man.
I mean, look at the people who create remixes about this show.
They get a lot of hits on YouTube.
Take a look at the people that create things on DeviantArt as it relates to this show.
They get a lot of hits.
I am encouraging everybody to let the creativity flow freely.
Excuse me.
Jesus Christ.
I'm not going to sell any shirts or any of that crap.
I'm just not going to do it, folks.
I mean, I think that's cheesy as hell.
You know, I know I did it back in the day, but that's because everybody wanted it.
And it's just, it's just, I don't.
Make your own shirts, man.
Make your own crap.
All right.
I mean, that's the beauty of it, man.
And if you're, I mean, look at the, I hate to bring up the goddamn bronies.
But look at these bronies out here who make, I mean, there's, I mean, they're making a living off of.
I mean, I hate to even bring up the anime pricks.
They're making a living off of anime commissions and creating new products and whatnot of the goddamn characters.
I mean, come on, man.
Let the creativity flow freely for Christ's sake, man.
You don't see me bitching.
All right?
You don't see me bitching for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, folks, I'm getting the hell out of here.
Once again, let me give one last cheers to the new members.
I don't even want to say members because, man, seriously, this is a family here.
All right?
This is the Ghost family.
This is the Ghost Inner Circle.
Thank you very much for listening to me.
Thank you very much for supporting me.
And thank you very much for being a part of my family.
Okay?
Cheers, baby.
All right.
Anyway, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me on this Baller Friday, folks.
All right?
I'm excited.
I'm excited for PTO, or excuse me, I'm excited for True Capitalist Radio's future.
Because some of this money that I'm going to get, I'm going to give it away, baby.
I'm going to give it away on the show.
All right?
I'm going to give it away in contests.
You understand?
I mean, this is what this is all about.
This is why I'm getting this money, man.
I want to get a freaking online print publication.
I want to pay subcontracted writers for pieces.
I mean, you understand what I'm saying?
I mean, this is where this is going, baby.
This is where this is going.
Anyway, folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
Bookmark the official website of the True Capitalist Radio Show.
It is blogtalkradio.com/slash ghost.
That's blogtalkradio.com slash ghost.
All right, you can download every one of my episodes absolutely free right there.
All right?
And of course, if you haven't followed me on Twitter, follow me on Twitter right now, folks.
Politics Ghost is the name to follow.
All one word, no underscores.
Politics Ghost is the name to follow.
Anyway, folks, I am getting out of here.
I am going to do a show this Sunday, folks.
I am.
So follow me on Twitter.
I don't know exactly the time, but follow me on Twitter, PoliticsGhost, if you want to be here live for that broadcast.
All right, folks?
Anyway, I want to thank once again the Ghost Inner Circle, and I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
All right?
Long live the capitalist army and death to feminism, death to socialism, death to communism, and death, death, death to totalitarianism, baby.
You understand that?
Much props to the Ghost Inner Circle.
You're my family.
You're my friends, baby.
I appreciate you.
Thank you.
I'm outta here.
Bowler Friday, baby.
When I listen to Audible, I'm not on mile two of my early morning run.
I'm out searching for clues in the abandoned toy factory near the cemetery.
As I make my way down to the basement, I can't help but feel like I'm being followed.
Did that doll just move?
Who's there?
They're getting closer.
I should really get a treadmill.
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