Ghost hosts True Capitalist Radio episode 336 from Austin, Texas, where he attacks Hillary Clinton as an insider threat linked to Chelsea Manning and Edward Snowden while claiming her deleted emails prove corruption. He condemns President Obama for delaying Louisiana flood visits and blames NATO for toppling regimes in Libya and Egypt. Ghost rejects offensive Twitter trolls regarding transgender issues and Islam, speculates on a coordinated Obama-Erdogan-Putin plot for World War III, and mocks Buzz Aldrin's grandson before announcing a dinner meeting with Donald Trump to fuel a capitalist revolution. [Automatically generated summary]
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Texas Rising and Ted Cruz00:03:29
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All right, now let's just get right down to Brass Tax.
It's a Taco Tuesday up in this joint.
And guess who's in Austin, Texas today, baby?
Donald Trump, baby.
Donald Trump takes Austin, Texas.
And let me tell you something right now.
It ain't no coinka dink.
All right.
And then just a whole bunch of reasons why Donald Trump is in Austin, Texas, one of which, obviously, is to fundraise.
There are a lot of big money Republican donors out here in the Texas area.
And let me tell you, he's going to win Texas regardless of this Ted Cruz nonsense.
Us Texans aren't stupid.
All right.
We read through all that Never Trump nonsense.
And not to mention Ted Cruz or El Erato.
This son of a bitch is not even a Texan.
He's a carpetbagging, Canadian bacon, moose humping son of a bitch.
Excuse my French, folks, so early in the broadcast.
But every time I think of Ted Cruz, it makes me sick.
He's a sniveling El Erato imbecile, for Christ's sake.
And not to mention, folks, I hear from the Grapevine that Rick Perry, the former governor of Texas, is considering already possibly being an opponent when it comes to the reelection of Ted Cruz.
And I believe that this man is already nine points ahead in the polls as it relates to Rick Perry-Ted Cruz matchup when it comes to the Senate seat out here.
And let me tell you something.
Rick Perry, even though he fumbled around and didn't act like a very presidential, knowing candidate when he attempted to run for president in 2012, he is a true Texan boy.
You understand that?
He has lineage in Texas.
And let me tell you, I'm a true Texan, and that means a lot to me.
I mean, if you have no idea about Texas history, well, by God, I strongly advise you, and I know I keep plugging this miniseries, but it's a great, unbelievable miniseries that depicts Texas history as it was.
And I'm talking about Texas Rising.
That's the name of the miniseries that was produced by the History Channel, Texas Rising.
Great depiction of the Texas, the original Texas settlers, the Texas martyrs at the Alamo, all the great battles, the Battle of Goliad, the Battle of San Jacinto.
I mean, let me tell you something right now, baby.
I'm a true Texan.
And when this son of a bitch, Ted Cruz, and I hate to go off on this tirade about it, but when El Rato was out here doing this never Trump nonsense and made Texas look like a bunch of crap, us Texans weren't just turning a blind eye to that garbage.
Jimmy Kimmel Pickle Scam00:06:20
That's all I'm saying.
That's all I'm saying.
So anyway, folks, once again, I want to say that Donald Trump is here in Austin, Texas.
And I can't confirm or deny if yours truly is going to have a personal meeting with the man.
I'm just saying, I don't know.
I'm just saying.
A lot of the things the man says, you have to admit, sound eerily similar to things that I say, things that I'm just saying, folks.
If you don't believe me, then go piss off.
I don't care.
All right?
That's all there is to it.
I don't care if people believe me or not, all right?
I'm a little giddy.
I'm going to be honest with you.
Donald Trump is in town.
I believe the speech is going to happen here at about 7.30, 6.30, something of that nature.
So unfortunately, I don't have the tickets to go to the official public speech, but make no frets about it.
He's out here campaigning and also trying to raise money.
And, you know, I'm just, that's all I'm saying.
Anyway, look, I'm giddy.
You can tell that my damn mental capacity is somewhere else.
Donald Trump is in Austin, baby.
Woo!
Tell anybody.
I'm sorry.
But even though Trump is in Austin, Texas, folks, that doesn't stop the lamestream mainstream media once again going after Donald Trump in every which direction for Christ's sake.
All right.
And not to mention, you know, I got to go right into Hillary Clinton because, good God, did you all see that disgusting leather bag for Christ's sake?
She looks bloated, first of all.
But y'all see her on Jimmy Kimmel.
I mean, she hasn't had a damn press conference.
She barely campaigns three days out of the week, and she does 10-minute speeches, and then 20 other minutes, somebody else goes up and speaks while she's propping her cankled fat ass on a stool.
All right.
Did you all see yesterday or last evening's Jimmy Kimmel?
I mean, give me a break.
I mean, I couldn't believe, first of all, that this asshole Jimmy Kimmel was that soulless that he would partake in such a theatrical bunch of garbage, no less than propaganda, you know, in my opinion.
That's what he was conducting himself in with this ridiculous interview with Hillary Rotten Clinton.
All right.
Now, she was on Jimmy Kimmel and trying to claim that all these health rumors were conspiracy theories.
And then she tried to say that the National Inquirer suggested that she was going to be dead in six months and all this nonsense.
And then to prove that she's strong and fit for the job as president, this idiot Jimmy Kimmel brings out a jar of pickles.
I mean, you couldn't make this garbage up.
They bring out a jar of pickles, and Jimmy Kimmel asked Hillary Rotten Clinton, hey, can you please open this jar of pickles to show everybody that you have the strength to be president, that you're not sick?
This disgusting, I mean, look, she looks bloated as hell.
I mean, did you see that freaking, I don't know what kind of a freaking raincoat she was wearing.
You know, I mean, she almost looked like a Kool-Aid man.
It was freaking draped over her disgusting fat body.
I'm not trying to body shame here, but, you know, it's disgusting.
You know what I mean?
I mean, she's running for president.
Anyway, they give her this jar of pickles, and supposedly, you know, she's trying to pretend in a facetious manner to struggle a little bit, and then she allegedly opens up the goddamn jar of pickles.
Now, folks, I don't know about you, all right, but every time I open up a jar of pickles, and let me tell you something, there is never any product placement.
Whenever I make suggestions to any products on this damn broadcast, it's because it's my personal choice.
I know there's a lot of freaking, what is it, vloggers and all these other people that are basically pouring themselves out, claiming that they, you know, partake in certain products when they're doing nothing but getting payola from it, all right?
So I do like this company.
It's a Texas company.
It's called Best Maids Pickles, baby.
Best pickle on earth.
All right.
I'm not being paid to say that.
As a matter of fact, I appreciate Best Maids Pickles if they would just, you know, throw me a couple of jars of some badass dill pickle.
All right.
Those are great.
They're great.
Anyway, listen, I'm just saying that to show you that I've opened up my many a jar of pickle in my day.
All right.
And every time I have to open up a jar of pickles, boy, it ain't no, you know, little, you know, sliding.
It doesn't just come off like a regular jar of peanut butter.
I mean, you actually have to hear this son of a bitch pop off because it's under pressurization.
I mean, you know what I'm talking about, right, folks?
I mean, a lot of these damn pickle jars, they even have that little button in the middle on some of them.
Do you remember that?
I don't know if they still have them on them.
Best Maids doesn't, but you know that little button in the middle of the damn lid there?
And you'd be able to press on that button and it would make that noise.
That's what I'm saying, man.
I heard no pop of that damn lid whatsoever.
And it should have distinctly heard it because In production, the microphones that people put on their lapels or around their chest region that are wearable microphones are called lavalier mics.
And that lavalier mic should have distinctly caught that pop.
That means that was a complete setup.
It was a complete farce, a complete fraud.
And I can't believe that people fell for this.
I almost went to go get some jars of pickles until I found out that Alex Jones already did this crap.
So I'm not, you know, I'm not going to, I'm not going to follow what this idiot did.
But the bottom line is I'm glad at least he caught on to it as well.
Hillary Clinton Brain Damage Claims00:04:44
Because let me tell you something right now.
I heard no pop of that freaking pickle jar.
And just based on that shows that the whole goddamn thing was a bunch of crap.
All right?
Completely staged nonsense.
All right?
I mean, give me a break.
That's completely staged for Christ's sake, man.
Open up a jar of pickles.
Get the hell out of here for Christ's sake.
What the hell is that supposed to mean?
All right?
It was already open.
All right.
It was already goddamn open for Christ's sake.
Give me a break.
That was just ridiculous.
But of course, if anyone who talks about Hillary Clinton's health now is a conspiracy theorist.
I mean, you're equated with like David Ike, who believes that we're living upon by shape-shifting lizard men.
That's what you're equated to now.
If you are concerned about the blatant physical characteristics that are being shown and the variety media coverage of this woman, I mean, her jerking her head, the face contortions for Christ's sake, what looks like the lining of a piss bag on her goddamn leg, what looks like a diaper.
You know what I mean?
I'm serious.
Come on.
I mean, the falls, the stumbles, the uncontrollable coughs, for heaven's sake.
I mean, every doctor that has been interviewed in relation to this has said that, yes, she should be evaluated by a panel of professionals because as it seems right now, it doesn't seem that she's capable enough to be able to withstand the vigor that it takes and obviously the energy and everything else that encompasses the president based upon her own campaign.
I mean, look, look at that.
She's barely campaigning out here.
She's barely campaigning.
I mean, barely campaigning.
Three days a week, folks, she does a 10-minute speech, and she usually has somebody else there to fill up another 20 minutes.
All right, there's barely able, she's barely able to fill up about 150 people, 100 people to see these rallies.
She has to vet them all because she doesn't want any goddamn Black Lives Matter or any kind of protest to offset her, I don't know, mental state or equilibrium or whatever the hell it is that's wrong with her.
I mean, I don't really know what's wrong with her.
All right, but I think that the public has a right to know.
Remember, folks, remember in 2011, 2012, this woman had a freaking blood clot?
You all remember that?
Remember when she testified in front of the Benghazi hearings for Christ's sake, she was wearing these like prism-based lenses for Christ's sake?
I mean, that goes to show you that she was under a state in which she was either getting discombobulated, her equilibrium is off, that these glasses were, I guess, setting her sight in.
I really don't know.
I mean, all the doctors have said that that particular episode in which she had to wear those glasses is a horrid sign.
It is not a good sign.
I mean, that is a sign of brain damage.
Every doctor has said it just based upon those glasses, for Christ's sake, man.
Jesus Christ.
I mean, that's brain damage.
And yet, we have yet to see any reports, medical reports relating to that episode in her life.
Oh, my God.
That just makes me sick to my stomach here.
All right.
But no, you're a conspiracy theorist if you talk about it now.
And look, I'm talking about her health now.
I know it's critical of those that were talking about her health.
It looks like the Democrats are riding or dying with Hillary Rotten Clinton, and that's all there is to it.
So I'm just saying, there's something wrong with this woman.
She needs to be evaluated.
Something needs to be done.
And anybody who's denying it is an idiot.
If you think she's completely healthy because she opened up an already open jar of pickles, you're an idiot.
All right.
Give me a damn break.
Good God.
Oh, my God.
I mean, she's a threat to the country for Christ's sake.
If you're voting for Hillary Rotten Clinton, this is what I keep telling you people.
I can't stress this.
And you, if you're on the Trump train, you can't stress this any more than I can.
I mean, if you vote for Hillary Rotten Clinton, you are anti-American.
A vote against Donald Trump is anti-America.
Energy Costs and American Jobs00:02:05
I mean, the platform of this man's presidential campaign is Americanism, not globalism.
I mean, he wants to put America first.
He wants to bring back American jobs.
He wants to bring back American manufacturing.
He wants to open up America's energy production so we can become producers on the world market, so we can become energy independent.
I mean, he wants to bring in an era in which energy would be so low that it's insignificant in one's own monthly expenses.
I know everybody right now is seeing all these high energy costs.
Well, you can thank Barack Obama for that because he eliminated coal plants.
He eliminated all the traditional resources that are completely abundant in America and halted the production of other energy-based resources and decided to go ahead and throw a bunch of billions upon billions of dollars into solar, into wind, which has been a complete disaster.
All right?
All right?
It's become a complete disaster.
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I mean, look at the windmills that they have over there in California.
You know that they're killing endangered birds out there.
Bald eagles, you know, all those, you know, endangered, you know, big-winged birds, for Christ's sake, are getting sucked in to the back end vortex of these windmills for Christ's sake.
And, you know, they're killing, they're killing.
Sam's Club Labor Day Steaks00:16:05
I mean, this is stupid.
I mean, and then solar, right?
Okay, I want to get a solar panel.
All right, I want to be solar.
Okay, that's great.
You know, to put in a goddamn solar system into your home, minimum $35,000.
Minimum.
All right.
I mean, for a full-fledged house where people like a family of four can live in, you're talking about $60 plus thousand dollars, all right?
But hey, you can save on your energy.
Oh, yeah?
I mean, I'm going to be paying on the stupid $60,000 loan for the next 20 years.
I mean, give me a freaking break.
Oh, my God.
Anyway, look, I didn't mean to get off Keister there.
I'm just saying, if you don't vote for Trump, then you're anti-American, all right?
I mean, I'm serious.
If you don't vote for Trump, then you're anti-American, boy.
You hate America.
And as far as I'm concerned, when Trump is elected president, all these people that hated America that are Americans, they should be deported with the illegals, as far as I'm concerned.
That's right.
I'm not joking around for Christ's sake.
We don't need self-loathing, self-hating American people out here to go out and continuously spread this ridiculous unappreciativeness in this country.
If they hate America so much, well, by God, we'll send them packing where they belong.
I'm not joking around for Christ's sake, man.
I am a huge advocate of this.
I'm a huge advocate of this.
Get these American haters out of here.
You son of a bitch.
I mean, I'm telling you, I don't understand how anyone can vote for Hillary Rotten Clinton at this point in time.
She has fleeced America.
She has utilized the Clinton Foundation, integrated with the State Department.
I'll get to that later.
But, folks, I mean, give me a break.
A vote for Hillary Clinton is a vote for anti-Americanism.
All right?
I mean, that's just all there is to it, for Christ's sake.
I'm not kidding around, man.
I am all for these anti-American Americans to be deported with the illegal immigrants.
And, you know, let some other country take care of these pieces of trash.
All right?
I'm serious.
I'm talking about these communists.
I'm talking about these anarchists.
I'm talking about these pieces of trash out here that are providing no solutions but nothing but chaos, destruction, disorder for Christ's sake.
They have no goddamn solutions.
Get them the hell out.
Get them out.
God damn it.
And look, just to show you, all right?
Just to show you that Hillary Clinton is such a threat to national security.
Did you all see the retweet that I tweeted from one of the Trump campaign's media strategists who actually had a picture of an Army training slide?
You know, how there's an Army trainer, the people are sitting there in a class, they're being lectured, they've got, you know, slides of information, kind of like a slideshow from a PowerPoint, so on and so forth.
Well, in one of those slides, all right, it lists like about four or five different people that are, quote, threats to America.
As a matter of fact, I retweeted that this morning.
Let me go back.
Can you get back?
Get me back on Twitter there, engineer.
Let's go backwards, all right?
All right, here it is right here.
All right, Dan Savino, the media strategist for the official media strategy for the Trump campaign, it says it right here three hours ago, as a matter of fact.
It says, Army confirms training slide list Hillary Clinton as insider threat.
And in this slide, it shows Hassan, that stupid a la snack bar idiot that went ballistic and, you know, went kebab on innocent members of our military at Fort Hood.
You've got the infamous Chelsea Manning, which, you know, which was like, what was the name?
I don't know.
I'm just trying to be politically correct here.
Chelsea Manning, the person that leaked the cables to WikiLeaks.
You've got Edward Snowden.
All right.
You've got, I don't know, some other guy named Alexis.
I don't know who the hell that's supposed to be.
All right.
I have no goddamn idea.
And you've got Hillary Rodden Clinton out there.
I mean, give me a goddamn break.
And if I'm not mistaken, there's somebody right there that's next to Hillary Rotten Clinton.
They've cut off the face of this person.
But it's right here.
Washington Examiner.
You know, Hillary Clinton is an insider goddamn threat.
I mean, so, I mean, what more proof do you idiots need to realize that goddamn she's a threat?
As a matter of fact, right next to her is David Petraeus.
I mean, this is being taught in the military, in the Army.
It's reassuring, though.
It's reassuring that the Army is on our side, is on America's side.
All right?
I'm serious.
It's reassuring to know the Army is on our side and it ain't going to take up arms against the American people.
They're training these people that are in the Army in a presentation that the next supposed commander-in-chief, and of course the guy Alexis was the guy that carried out the Navy Army shooting.
I forgot about that.
The Navy Yard Army, or the Navy Yard shooting, I remember that.
That guy.
I mean, they're listening with a bunch of killers over here.
Data breachers.
All right?
And it's the Army here.
How can anybody vote for this after this report here, huh?
I'm telling you, if you vote for Hillary Rodden Clinton, you are anti-American.
All right?
You are anti-American, you son of a bitch.
Jesus Christ, man.
I can't believe anybody who supports Hillary Rodden Clinton, anybody who is out here supporting her, going to vote for her, you are mentally deranged.
You are part of the problem.
You are anti-American.
Get it through your goddamn head.
Get it through your head.
Oh, my God.
What a disgusting disgrace that we have going on over here as the presidency.
Oh, yeah.
She's going to be president.
Oh, my God.
Jesus Christ, man.
And, you know, since we're talking about Hillary Rotten Clinton, let's go ahead and talk about the.
Did y'all hear the report last night?
Folks, wasn't I just talking about yesterday that the reason the FBI isn't going right after Hillary Rodden Clinton based upon the Wiki Weeks documented data breaches and releasing of information is because it's inadmissible in court.
All right?
Now, once I suggested yesterday that the FBI is trying to accumulate on its own, okay, these emails that were either erased or miraculously went missing, so on and so forth, when they find those, and let me tell you, I've said this before, and I'll say it again.
The Clinton Foundation is where all this is going to lead to.
Okay.
Now, what I want to say here is that not only does this make me the unbelievable prognosticator of prognosticators, because miraculously, two hours, three hours after my broadcast ended, the FBI miraculously found almost 15,000 of the supposed deleted emails from freaking Hillary Clinton's server.
I mean, come on, man.
And let me tell you, they miraculously found them because let's be honest, folks, come on.
If you think that there's any kind of security on this internet, you're deceiving yourself.
All right?
You're deceiving yourself.
I mean, here you've got this woman that attempted to have a private email server to evade the Freedom of Information Act and to evade being documented through the State Department because she was basically utilizing the State Department to sell pay-to-play through her damn Clinton Foundation.
And the Clinton Foundation, folks, and look, these 15,000 emails are just a small tip in the bucket.
That's why the FBI miraculously found them.
All right?
Right after I just talked about it.
All right, but no, I'm just a bunch of BS.
That's why I was saying, maybe I'm just lucky.
Maybe I'm a psychic.
Maybe I'm punks of Tony Phil or whatever, right?
I'm going to give you a break.
Look, I can assure you this, and that's why I said this when Julian Assange, the assassination attempt on Julian Assange yesterday, that look, you know, we don't want anything to happen to Julian Assange, but you can take him out.
But the information is out there.
All right?
It is out there.
How do you think the goddamn FBI miraculously got these emails, huh?
All right, I'll tell you, and let me tell you why they miraculously got them.
All right, because somebody else had them all along.
All right, that's all I'm saying.
All right.
And now that they miraculously got in their possessions these emails, these emails can now be pursued in a legal case against Hillary Clinton and can be 100% admissible in a court of law.
Unlike the emails that have been set forth to the public via WikiLeaks, which were obtained through illegal mechanisms, you see, the reason that these emails that are so important now that miraculously came about are so important is because those are legal based upon the investigation on the email leak itself,
the whole case, where she was extremely careless and unsophisticated.
All right?
That's how the FBI has the authority to justify miraculously finding these emails, even though, wink, wink, they may have been forwarded to them, wink, wink, by people that already had them to begin with.
But however they were obtained, now they are 100% legal into the pursuant of a process, a litigation process against Hillary Rotten Clinton, Bill Clinton, and everybody that's involved with this ridiculous fleecing of America, this treasonous activity, folks.
Because I'm telling you, the information that is involving the Clinton Foundation in relation to our government is treason.
It's utter treason.
And let me tell you something right now.
I hope that this show, I hope this shows all of you that this show is not a joke.
And that's why, aside from you folks that like, you know, Twitter shoutouts and radio graffiti, there is a big, huge contingent of people that listen to this broadcast as a source of information.
Because, good God, look at all the prognostications, baby.
Look at all the prognostications.
The FBI miraculously finds almost 50,000 emails.
Get the hell out of here.
Jesus Christ.
Hey, look, right off the hot wire, thank you, Trump and Capitalist.
Jesus Christ, this gets better and better.
AP analysis, more than half of those who met Clinton as cabinet secretary gave money to the Clinton Foundation.
Well, no crap.
You know what I mean?
I mean, I've been saying this time and time again for Christ's sake.
I said this back in April.
I said this back in April that, and this is why I was so certain that Bernie Sanders was a bunch of garbage.
This is why I was so certain that Hillary Clinton was going to be the nominee, even though there was an attempt at trying to marginalize Hillary Clinton.
Hillary Clinton pulled out all stops and literally has the entire establishment by the balls.
That's why the media is going in line with her.
That's why you got Joe Biden.
You got freaking Obama cutting his goddamn vacation short so that he could go and raise money for her, for Christ's sake.
I mean, you couldn't get any more goddamn whipping child than that.
He couldn't even go out to Louisiana, which he finally did today, which is a little late.
We'll get to that in a second.
But this just goes to show you what this woman has on all the goddamn people in this government, man, and the media.
Because, folks, the media is just as complicit in this nonsense, man.
You don't think that the media people, the big wigs that are the executives, I'm not going to name names, but you don't think they've given to the Clinton Foundation?
They've raised money for her.
All right?
They've raised money for her goddamn campaign, for Christ's sake.
I mean, they are as complicit in this treasonous activity than anybody else.
That's why they are bashing Donald Trump.
That's why Donald Trump has taken right aim at the mainstream media, taking a straight aim at the mainstream media because he's going to start pursuing cases against these sons of bitches for being an outright propaganda wing of the goddamn Democratic Party.
And the reason he's going to be able to do this is because as the information comes out, as the FBI does its investigation, as it starts questioning people, as people start talking on each other, start telling on each other, start getting immunity deals, that's when you're going to start finding out how deep this disgusting corruption actually goes.
It's not just Hillary Clinton.
It's not just the Clinton Foundation.
I mean, it goes way beyond.
It's a worldwide conspiracy.
All right.
Now, I know that people are going to be like, oh, tinfoil hat.
Oh, yeah.
How have I been tinfoil hatting when everything that I'm saying is coming true?
Folks, the Saudis, the big OPEC countries, you know, I mean, I could go on and on for Christ's sake, man.
Clinton Foundation Conspiracy Theories00:08:29
If you've not seen the movie Clinton Cash, it's for free.
You can go ahead and download it right now on YouTube.
It's for free.
It highlights the kind of garbage that Hillary Rotten Clinton and Bill Clinton have done, especially as it pertains to, remember that big earthquake in Haiti, for Christ's sake?
I mean, just take a look at how much money they raise and how much of it actually went to the people, huh?
I mean, they kept like over 90% of the money for themselves.
It's just disgusting, man.
It's just disgusting, man.
Good God.
I mean, it's that deep.
Remember, she was the Secretary of State, all right?
She was the Secretary of State, so she was being able to travel the world on the taxpayers' dime.
Do you remember that first two years?
I remember very vividly.
Hillary Rotten Clinton was nowhere in America.
I mean, she was in the air most of the time.
She was meeting heads of state.
You know, she was going around the world.
This is where she was making these international connections and basically bringing in a lot of the Democratic Party to be complicit with this.
I don't even know what you call this.
It's one of the biggest organized criminal syndicates that has ever been constructed within the mechanism of government.
So that's why I'm saying, folks, this is why the parties that are doing this, which is releasing information, which is obtaining it, however, however, okay?
I mean, I believe what Assange is doing is completely accurate.
I think that he needs to reassure everybody the whole reason why this is being done is to show how these governments work and what it is that motivates them to set policies, what motivates them to, you know, create and enact certain laws and create certain monopolies that are enforced by governments.
I mean, we have to know how these people think.
So once again, folks, the FBI miraculously finds almost 15,000 of the emails that were missing from Clinton's email server, for Christ's sake.
And, you know, how do you think they, I mean, give me a break, all right?
All right.
Oh, yeah.
And before I get off the Clinton situation, did you all hear that the papers relating or the documentation relating to Vince Foster's autopsy and other such documentation relating to Vince Foster?
And if you don't know who Vince Foster is, well, Google Vince Foster, Hillary Clinton, and you'll know exactly who he is, all right?
One of the many bodies that have complained.
He was suicided.
I don't know what you want to say.
They claimed he committed suicide.
An investigation says otherwise, but hey, I mean, who's looking, right?
Anyway, at the National Archives, the documentation relating to Vince Foster has gone missing.
Oh, yeah, it's gone missing now.
Oh, that's great.
That's just great.
You know, this reminds me of a similar situation in which one of the Clinton lackeys during the presidency of Bill Clinton, Sandy Berger, which was After the infamous him going into the National Archives and stuffing his fat ass with papers in his pants and trying to walk out of the National Archives, he literally, that's why they call him Sandy Burglar now.
Sandy burglar.
He went into the National Archives stuffing documentation into his pants to erase it from the record, for Christ's sake.
He did it for the Clintons, for Christ's sake, man.
I mean, this is, I don't know how the Clintons do it.
I mean, it's obvious through fear, intimidation, blackmail, something.
I mean, there has been so many people that have fallen on the sword for these people.
All right, Sandy Burglar.
Do you remember the woman, Hubble, Hubble's wife?
You remember Hubble's wife, man?
She was in prison for like, I don't know, what, six months, a year?
She wouldn't say nothing about anything relating to the Clintons.
And of course, you know, old man Hubble ended up dead, so maybe that was motivating her.
Anyway, I'm just saying more and more fishy stuff relating to Hillary Rotten Clinton.
How anyone can still support this woman, I have no idea.
All right?
I have no idea.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, folks, once again, miraculously, 14,900 deleted emails, to be exact, have been miraculously found by the FBI.
And let me tell you something, the FBI is going to get a lot more than that because there needs to be a case done.
And let me tell you, I can reassure you this.
The FBI is the only branch of government that is actually investigating this.
Because you notice, folks, yours truly ain't being approached by the FBI.
I'm being approached by Homeland Security.
Homeland Security is a completely different branch of government.
I'm serious.
And that falls under the Justice Department.
So anyway, I'm just saying, folks, the FBI is the only one trying to show the level of corruption and pursue it in a legal capacity.
Because these people need to be in jail.
Everyone who's on the inside knows it.
That's why, you know, the FBI is trying to pursue it.
I said this yesterday, that Comey, under duress, in my opinion, didn't suggest any kind of prosecution as it related to the emails in the email server.
Because as I stated, the FBI agents in the field that have been investigating this know that it's not about the damn emails in the server per se.
It's the freaking foundation, man.
All right?
It's the freaking foundation.
It's in the Clinton Foundation.
All right?
And now that we've seen pay-to-play, especially with the emails that Judicial Watch got the other day, yesterday, that were released yesterday, that show that Humma Abedeen was running a pay-to-play situation out there in the State Department while she was a State Department employee and a damn Clinton Foundation employee.
The FBI needs to get her on the hot seat and needs to get her on the hot seat quick before she gets her ass on a freaking plane to Mecca or some crap.
All right?
I'm serious.
They need to get that kebab on the hot seat.
They need to get her on that hot seat quick, boy.
They need to ask her, who were you doing your work for?
Were you doing it out of your own free will, or were you doing it as a conduit to goddamn Hillary Rotten Clinton?
We need to get her under oath.
We need to get her testify.
We need to get her on documentation stating the truth.
Or she needs to be thrown in prison.
Freaking Humma Abedeen.
This is a broad, okay?
I hate to go off on this tirade, man, because there's so much news out here.
But this is something that I read here.
Huma Abedeen, her mother is an editor to a pro-Sharia law type of publication out there in the Middle East, okay?
And Hama Abedeen is listed at this publication as a contributor, for Christ's sake.
This is a Sharia law-based publication that believes that women should submit to men.
It's okay to strike your wife just as long as you don't make her bleed.
You know, this is that Sharia law.
This is that, you know, put a freaking beekeeper suit on your woman, and yet you've got this Hamma Abedeen walking around in freaking Sunday house dresses, for Christ's sake, prancing her little stupid ass around, like, oh, Shantae, right next to that disgusting leather bag, Hillary Rotten Clinton.
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She's out here with her old Sunday summer dress, like, oh, Shantae, Shantae, a la snack bar Shantae.
Jesus Christ, man.
Anyway, folks, I'm sorry.
I mean, I'm just saying she would be executed in the real Islamic Sharia law that her and her family are advocating for Christ's sake.
Good God.
Anyway, look, I'm going to get to this next subject matter, then we're going to get to some Twitter shout-outs.
Obama finally is going to go visit the Louisiana flood zone for Christ's sake.
Oh, oh, I mean, give me a break, man.
And you know, the White House, their press secretary, tried to say that, no, Donald Trump did not shame the president into going and visiting Louisiana.
All right.
He had a good round of golf.
All right.
It was one of the lowest rounds that the president has ever conducted in his life.
We couldn't bother him.
All right.
It's very important to the man.
All right.
If people were dying, if people were being flooded out, look, hey, tough titty, okay?
All right.
We're giving them food stamps.
We're giving them welfare.
All right.
I mean, we got immigrants to take care of here.
That's what we have.
We have immigrants to take care of.
Can't you, Louisianans, do something on your own?
Huh?
I'm serious, man.
Now, that's what literally Obama, the Democrats, the press secretary, that's what they're all saying.
You're slapping you upside your mouths.
And look, the people are finally starting to say that it's too late.
I think that I heard some kind of government official out of Louisiana say that, hey, Obama, it's a little late, baby.
All right?
It's a little late now for you to come around here and try to squeeze out a photo op for Christ's sake, you ungrateful golfing prick.
And you're damn right.
Donald Trump forced Obama to get his stupid ass off the golf course and go out there to Louisiana to at least show that he gives a crap.
I mean, this should show you.
It should prove to all of you that this man could care less.
He doesn't care about anybody.
You know what I mean?
I'm not kidding around.
I mean, I'm sitting here in complete disbelief that when George Bush, you know, had a delayed response to Katrina, it was the worst thing ever to happen in American history.
Do you remember that Obama and Clinton?
They campaigned on the fact that the supposed Republicans were so slow to respond as it related to a natural disaster.
These floods, folks, even though you're not going to hear much about it on the lamestream, mainstream media because it's going to make Barack Obama look bad, but these Louisiana floods are worse than Katrina, man.
They are worse than Katrina.
Worse.
I mean, they have affected way more people, did way more devastation to property, to lives.
And, you know, this son of a bitch can't stop his damn golf game.
Oh, don't be wrong.
He could stop his golf game to go raise some money for Hillary Rotten Clinton, for Christ's sake.
But no, he can't stop his golf game to go help American folks out here.
What a piece of trash.
I'm telling you, worst president in American history.
Worst president in American history.
And, you know, I think he should be prosecuted with Hillary Rotten Clinton for treason.
And truth be told, folks, it's going to come out.
I shouldn't even really be saying this, but it's going to come out that Barack Obama was taking some of this off-the-top stuff.
I'm just going to leave it off the top with this scheme of the Clinton Foundation integrated with the government.
I mean, come on.
All right.
Everybody was getting a taste, for Christ's sake.
That's why everybody's involved in it.
Everybody's getting a taste.
All right?
I mean, they're funneling in billions of dollars, you know, from all kinds of people from all walks of life, and all these bureaucrats have to do is pass a few laws, huh?
Jesus Christ, man.
It just makes me sick to my stomach.
All right.
Anyway, folks, I do want to warn people that there are a couple of hurricanes in the Atlantic coast that are headed towards the East Coast region that seem to be wanting to merge together into a wicked-ass storm.
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Now, the computer models that I've read have got it going towards the East Coast, which will be rather interesting.
And I think it's rather coincidence that we are now having a hurricane.
And it's going to hit the capacity of Cat 4, Cat 5 status, especially with these two storms in the Atlantic merge, okay?
And it looks like they're going to.
They're right in back of each other.
And if it hits the Gulf, if it hits the warm waters, you're going to see some serious trouble.
So I'm predicting some kind of a storm to start making its way towards the East Coast in about five days.
So, I mean, you've got to say things like this now because I'm telling you, the government ain't going to tell you this.
You've got to take care of yourselves.
I mean, us as Americans, we've got to take care of ourselves.
We've got to take care of our people out here for Christ's sake.
Good God.
Anyway, folks, let's just go ahead and get to some Twitter shout-outs, I guess.
All right.
And for you folks that are unaware, you can get a Twitter shout-out live right here on the broadcast.
All you got to do is retweet the first tweet on my Twitter account.
The Twitter account is PoliticsGhost.
All one word, no underscores, Politics, Ghost, and retweet the tweet, True Capitalist Radio Now Live.
Do you understand me?
True Capitalist Radio Now Live.
All right.
And if you retweet that tweet, I will give you a shout-out live right here on the broadcast.
Do we have any Twitter shout-outs here, Engineer?
All right.
Well, let's go ahead and get to some Twitter shout-outs.
Right now.
All right.
Who do we got here?
We got the Teutonic Flag.
What's going on here?
Z Frostwire in the house.
We got Alicia in the place.
What's going on?
Dorito Burrito in the house.
Last free man in the place.
We've got G in the house.
What's going on to G?
Oh, great.
Here's the Trans Can.
That's great.
All right.
That's great.
Disco Waffle in the house.
Who else do we have here?
We've got lost chips to Charlie.
Ah, you son of a shut up.
Jesus Christ, man.
What else do we have here?
Van Gostum.
I don't know what the hell that's supposed to mean.
Lord Vulcan in the house.
We've got mine.
I'm not saying that stupid name, you son of a bitch.
When I listen to Audible, I'm not riding the L-train during rush hour.
I'm hunting whales with the crew of the Pequad.
I can feel the cold air in my face and the icy spray of the Atlantic crashing against the bow.
The smell of rotting blubber fills my nostrils.
There she blows, boys!
Get in!
It's the white fear!
This is my stop.
Excuse me, pardon me.
Sorry.
Go to audible.com/slash start trial, and your first download is free.
Audible.
Stories that surround you.
Trying to make me say, You guys are sick, man.
We got Taco Capitalist.
We got Dr. Bristol in the house.
Trolls 336 Ghost Zero.
What the hell does that mean?
What in the blue hell does that mean, boy?
I mean, you trolls need to understand that I'm listened to by tens of thousands of people throughout the world.
I deserve a little bit more goddamn respect there, boy.
Anyway, we got Punksatoni Ghost.
Oh, that's great.
All right.
We've got Boogeyman in the house.
There's Trump and Capitalist.
What's going on?
Artron Havoc in the house.
One leg, one hand.
What the hell does that mean?
We've got the Norwegian capitalist.
We've got Vetaforum Wars in the place.
Hey, there's Bloodfart.
What's going on to Bloodfart?
Who else we got going on over here?
We got Flamin' Nipple Chops.
Once again, retweet the first tweet on my Twitter account, folks, if you want a Twitter shout-out live right here on the broadcast.
We've got political news in the house.
What's going on?
Who else do we have here?
We got Mario, some guy named Mario, Ripples Nipples.
What's going on?
Who else do we got?
We got the trans chip.
Oh, God.
No.
No.
We got Bad Mem X86.
What's going on there?
Who else do we got going on here?
We got Strictly Diesel in the house.
We've got Sergeant Yoda in the place.
What's going on?
We've got NYC.
What's going on, man?
Good to see you.
Who else we got?
We got Trump Photo Op Louisiana.
Shove it up, your ass.
Ain't no goddamn photo op, you son of a bitch.
He's going out there and trying to put the media spotlight, which is following him, on the state of Louisiana.
He was encouraging everybody in the world and in America to donate supplies, food, to this region, you son of a bitch.
Don't try to sit over here and call.
You son of a bitch.
Shut up, all right?
Hey, there's fruity ass capitalist.
What's going on, fruity ass?
Who else do we got going on over here?
All right, I'm only going to take a couple more of these because I can see where this goddamn son of a bitch is going.
All right?
I could see where this son of a bitch is going now.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
Hey, we got Karaskin.
What's going on, Karaskin?
We've got Blake in the house.
We got the trans homeland.
What the hell does that mean?
Distilling capitalist in the house.
What's going on, man?
That's my friend from down under there.
Who else do we have here?
We got Solar System for Sale.
Shut up.
Just shut up.
Anyway, who else do we have here?
We got Silence Night Sky.
What the hell does that mean?
Jesus Christ.
You know, I don't know what you people are doing or what you're thinking.
I have no goddamn idea.
What's going on, a big tough capitalist?
What's going on, man?
Who else do we have here?
I'm not saying that disgusting name for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ.
Buy followers here.
What the hell are you?
You're trying to.
What are you trying to sell followers for Christ's sake?
Good God.
Who else we got?
We got the Brony Network.
What's going on?
J-Man Capitalist.
What's going on, man?
We've got Lost City Baton Rouge.
Oh, that's just, that's screwed up, man.
That's just screwed up, man.
Y'all guys are son of the bitches, man.
Pickleback.
We got pickleback.
Oh, oh, that's great.
Oh, that's just great.
Oh, my God.
Look, I'm only going to take a couple of more of these for Christ's sake.
The trans asshair.
Jesus Christ, man.
These are getting sicker and sicker and dumber and dumber as the days go by, man.
I'm telling you this right now, all right?
I'm only going to take a couple of more of these Twitter shout-outs, and then I'm moving on with the broadcast.
Havel the Rock, what's going on?
We got Jihadi John Conquest.
Are you serious, you son of a bitch?
We've got pipes in the house.
What's going on?
We've got no handyman for turkey.
What the hell does that mean?
Jesus Christ, you son of a bitch.
Trump is a saint.
What's going on?
Raiden Snake.
What's going on to Patrick Bristow?
Princess Argenta.
Who else do we got for Christ's sake, man?
Look, I mean, this is the part of the broadcast where we get some Twitter shout-outs going on here.
There we go.
We got Dirk Pitt in the house.
Ghosty is here.
No, don't even go there.
Seriously, you son of a bitch.
All right?
Sell out on 6th Street.
What the hell does that mean, you son of a bitch?
You son of a bitch, ain't nobody selling out.
There ain't nobody selling out over here for Christ's sake, man.
I'm not selling out.
Don't you understand, you son of a bitch?
I ain't selling out, boy.
I am the underground.
Don't you understand that, boy?
I am the underground.
You sorry sack of crap.
Ain't nobody selling out, boy.
Ain't nobody selling out over here.
Give me the goddamn ass.
Ain't nobody selling out over here, boy.
I am the underground, boy.
I am the underground.
Jesus Christ.
All right?
I can't believe you scumbags.
I'm serious, man.
All right?
Selling out.
Ain't nobody selling out, boy.
Anyway, we got the Eric Vitexis show.
What's going on?
We've got, here we go.
Jesus Christ.
I'm not saying these names.
What's going on, Richard Burnish?
Here we go again.
I'm not saying these names anymore, man.
I'm serious.
You people are pissing me off.
Every day, every day, I've got to put up with this crap.
Templeton Kill Ghost.
Yeah, shut up.
All right.
Leave my dog alone.
All right?
Leave my dog alone.
Ghostler the Underground.
Don't call me Ghostler.
Some idiot called me that like in 2010 or something, and you idiots have never let me live it down for Christ's sake, man.
You know, I actually saw a freaking picture.
I don't know if it's for real or what, but somebody made a freaking shirt that said Ghostler Youth.
Ghostler Youth.
There's nothing funny about that asshole.
You understand that?
You are just perpetuating a stereotype that these morons are wanting to point out for Christ's sake.
They're wanting crap like this.
Jesus Christ.
You know, who else do we got here?
You know, I'm just going to take a couple more.
I'm getting the hell out of here because you people are sick.
All right?
Sitting over here.
I'm giving you hours of my life here.
Do you understand that?
I mean, I'm giving you hours of Internet Hall of Fame broadcasting for Christ's sake.
Do you understand that?
I'm not joking.
I'm not.
You know what?
Forget it.
Let me just take a couple more and I'm getting the hell out of here and we're going to move on to the broadcast.
All right?
We've got Nazi nachos.
What the hell does that mean?
Nazi nachos?
So the Nazis made nachos or something for Christ's sake?
I mean, that's stupid.
That is a stupid, idiotic name, probably for a stupid, idiotic person.
Jesus Christ, ghost needs a friend.
What are you talking about?
I need a friend.
I got plenty of associates, baby.
I've got plenty of associates.
I don't need any friends.
All right?
Anyway, who else we got?
CDI fan237.
What's going on?
Ghosts of Ghost Mommy.
F you, asshole.
All right.
F you.
Jesus Christ.
Who else do we have going on here?
Ghost is with her.
Yeah, I got.
Shove it up, your ass.
Don't even care around about that crap, boy.
I'm telling you, I came back this past March after a freaking five-year hiatus.
All right?
I come back, and I'm telling you, if Hillary Rodden Clinton is elected president, I am out of here.
I am stopping the goddamn broadcast.
I am out.
Jesus Christ.
We got Hurricane Gostina.
Oh, okay.
Dipping in the bayou.
Oh, here we go.
Here we go with this crap.
Ghost six feet underground.
You damn it!
You son of a bitch.
Why do you always joke about me being dead?
Why do you sick, twisted assholes always joke around about me dying, about me being dead for Christ's sake?
Why?
I don't even know.
That boggles my mind.
It makes me just think, why?
Why do I even try?
When all you do is, you idiot, just want me dead for Christ's sake.
Oh, my God.
You know what?
Give me the mic.
I'm not doing any more goddamn shout-outs after that for Christ's sake.
You idiots want me dead.
There's nothing funny about that, man.
I mean, how is that supposed to make me inspire to continue to do a broadcast when my biggest fans want me dead over here?
I mean, it's just a sick, it's a sick, twisted mentality that's going around out here.
You're giving fodder to all these idiots that are like, oh, the trolls are just, they're just so heartless.
And we need regulation.
I mean, you've got Sadiq Khan, the mayor of London stand, wanting to regulate you people.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, folks, look, we are now in the second hour of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
And of course, I am your host, the man they call ghost.
And Jesus Christ, I want to thank you for tuning in with me, even though I guess you want me dead.
Anyway, if you haven't already done so, please follow me on Twitter, folks.
PoliticsGhost is the name to follow.
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All one word, no underscores.
And of course, folks, if you haven't already done so, please spread it around like wildfire and let everybody know that True Capitalist Radio is in effect and in the house.
And we are live every Monday through Friday, 4 p.m. Central Standard Time, right here on the official website of the True Capitalist Radio Show, blogtalkradio.com/slash ghost.
That's blogtalkradio.com slash ghost.
All right?
Anyway, folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
I'm sorry if you had to listen to that horrific, grotesque Twitter shout-outs, but this is my attempt at trying to give a little bit of interaction to the show here.
And as you can see, this is the kind of crap that I get.
All right?
Jesus Christ.
This is the internet here.
This is the internet.
Take a good whiff of it.
Smell it.
And it smells like a dirty, used-up carnival urinal, for Christ's sake.
It's a Seth Pool out here.
It stinks.
It stinks.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, where the hell was I, engineer, for Christ's sake?
Oh, yeah, that's right.
Obama visiting Louisiana after being shamed into doing so by Donald Trump.
After being shamed into doing so by Donald Trump.
How you like that, Obama, huh?
Long-legged Mac Daddy.
How you like that there, boy?
You son of a bitch.
Anyway, look, I'm going to move on from that subject matter.
I'm going to talk a little bit more about a little bit more data breaching.
All right, listen.
It has been reported by many that the New York Times and other media outlet reporters have been hacked.
All right.
Now, they're trying to blame this on Russia again.
That seems to be the scapegoat for the lack of care of one's own digital security.
Okay?
But once again, it is being reported that individuals within the New York Times, reporters, and other media outlets have been hacked.
And the reason they're saying this, folks, is because I'm going to be completely honest with you.
That information has been obtained a long time ago, and they know it's about to be released.
Now, why are they trying to do damage control and trying to blame that it's Russians and so on and so forth?
Because, folks, you are going to see that, and that's what I said today.
Remember, I said it earlier, that the media is complicit.
I mean, you couldn't get any more obvious by the Hillary Clinton coverage by the lamestream, mainstream media, but it goes deeper than you think.
All right?
Deeper than you think.
So I strongly advise everybody to keep their eyes out here in the next week or so as it relates to some data that will be released on some of the high-class names that seem to want to promote Hillary Rodden Clinton, want to promote the TPP, want to promote certain globalist agendas that are going to eliminate national sovereignty, going to eliminate people's national rights.
You're going to see pay to play.
You're going to see Payola within the journalistic system.
You're going to see a lot of this stuff.
But I'm going to be here once again to reassure everybody that it's not the damn Russians, for Christ's sake.
You know, I'm sure Russia and their Secret Service is loving this.
They're like, look at these 50 Ametic.
I mean, just give me a break.
They're laughing their asses off.
They're probably thinking that, you know, this is a psyop, and they think that, you know, the Russians are these super hackers or something.
Anyway, folks, once again, it's major that this is being reported now because once again, we are going to see the information being put out on a public basis showing a lot of different exchanges, correspondence relating to these damn bureaucrats, or excuse me, these journalists with these bureaucrats with special interests, payola, pay to play.
Believe it or not, it's not freaking Russia.
All right.
They're just utilizing that as a scapegoat so that they can continue to say that, you know, somehow Donald Trump is a Russian agent and Julian Assange is all of a sudden some Russian agent, even though, to be honest with you, folks, there's a lot of info on Russia that could be data dumped at this point in time.
It's just not politically convenient to do so.
So, once again, I mean, these people don't know their asses from their elbows.
They are realizing that, you know, these systems that the bureaucrats and everyone has relied on isn't as secure as they thought, and a lot of intimate details that they thought that no one was ever going to see, a lot of crude and vulgar and disgusting shamelessness is going to be unearthed for Christ's sake.
And I just, I can't wait for it.
All right.
I mean, I don't want to get into it any more than that.
But when it comes out, once again, the prognosticator or prognosticator strikes again.
All right, boy.
Do you understand that?
Anyway, folks, once again, many reporters for the New York Times and other media outlets have been hacked.
They are making that public because the information relating to them is going to be pretty damning.
All right.
And that's all I'm going to say.
Anyway, let me move on to the next subject matter.
Did you hear suspected ISIS recruit tries to behead a man in Virginia?
That's right.
Some a la snack bar wild jehootie that's in this country that's claiming to be ISIS, decided that he wanted to do an a la snack bar job and wanted to behead somebody, and he was yelling a la snack bar while he was trying to cut this.
This poor man's head off out there in Virginia, for Christ's sake, man.
So here we go.
It's starting folks all right, here we go.
I wouldn't be surprised to see more attacks like this in America.
And you can thank the immigration policy of this president on top of his foreign policy, because his pullout of Iraq and his invasion of Syria, his invasion Of Libya, and it's not just him.
He was doing it in conjunction with NATO.
But we were flipping the bill.
The American taxpayers were flipping most of the bill, and that's what Donald Trump is getting across.
And that's why the NATO and the UN and all these other international bureaucratic institutions are getting a little pissed off at Donald Trump because he is highlighting the fact that the damn United States is being fleeced.
All right?
We are being fleeced for Christ's sake.
We are being utterly fleeced by international bureaucratic consortiums and the people that are in this freaking political power in this country are allowing this to happen.
They are passing laws for this to happen.
I mean, do you understand, folks, that this October 1st, America's internet sovereignty will no longer be in Americans' jurisdiction.
Obama is giving it to the United Nations.
Don't be surprised if they start taking you down if you've got a website that's controversial, if you've got a social media account that's controversial.
You are going to start seeing a systematic takedown, a censorship, freedom of speech, because the United Nations is now going to take control of the goddamn internet.
It is going to start governing the internet, folks.
It is going to start governing the internet.
And I think that you people need to start waking up because and enjoying the last remnants of internet freedom.
All right?
The last remnants of internet freedom.
That's why I am using and abusing my freedom of speech.
You understand that?
I am using and abusing my freedom of speech, and you should too, for Christ's sake.
God damn it.
I mean, I reported yesterday that the Clinton campaign has already made it a platform.
They put this out in an email that they vowed to shut down internet media.
That internet media does not have a right to exist.
Jesus Christ, man, I'm not joking around.
I mean, wake up!
Anyway, I didn't mean to get off Keister there, but once again, suspected ISIS recruit over here tries to behead a man in Virginia.
I'm telling you, you morons, this ain't Islamophobia anymore, for Christ's sake.
For whatever reason, this culture does not want to intermix with Western civilization.
All right?
They want to continue to live under this awa snack bar garbage instead of understanding that we are in a 21st century understanding that we can separate our two spheres of influence.
All right?
There's a political sphere of influence that governs the conduct of man, and then there's a spiritual influence that one takes to one's own personal life and value system.
All right?
Islam, on the other hand, wants to force it on you, or they'll cut your head off, or they'll throw you off a damn building, or they'll throw you in a cage and throw you in a freaking freaking ocean or some crap.
Let's give you a break.
I mean, I don't know what it, I don't know what, I don't know, I don't know what's going on.
I don't know what the hell's going on and what it's going to take for you people to start understanding that internet censorship, everything is coming around the corner.
They're already censoring people.
They're already taking down people in the EU regions, in the UK, based upon political opposition.
I'm telling you, they are coming, and I told you this in 2008.
I'm telling you, folks, some of the worst trolls that I ever had in this show were from Europe.
All right?
And now they're understanding that what I had said all that time back then when they thought it was a big joke, when they thought it was, hey, hey, whatever, girls, this is not going to happen.
I'm a troll.
I'm from Europe.
I can mess with you in the States, and nothing's going to happen to me.
Well, those same trolls now are starting to understand that they could go to jail now if they even criticize the migrant crisis.
Or they could be questioned for doing certain type of internet activity at this point in time.
I mean, it is getting that serious, and that's why you've got a lot more serious listeners over there across the pond now, as opposed to a lot of these oblivious American snot-nose, single-mother whore larva pieces of red-headed, four-eyed, feckle-faced video game playing, cartoon fetish watching pieces of freaking Hillary Clinton bedpad changing trash.
Jesus Christ, man.
Makes me sick to my stomach.
All right.
Once again, coming around into our borders, all right?
ISIS, an ISIS recruit out there, some wild jehooty tried to go ally snack bar and some bastard out there in Virginia tried to do a beheading over there.
I mean, Jesus Christ, man.
Anyway, look, I'm done.
I'm done with this garbage, all right?
I'm done with this crap.
All right, let me move on for Christ's sake.
Oh, yeah, here.
Oh, the EU chief, Jean-Claude Junker, or I should say Junker, because that's exactly what he is.
He's a piece of junk.
He's a piece of trash.
And you could tell him I said that.
This EU chief, all right, the head of the EU, came out publicly and said that borders was the worst invention ever made.
Oh, oh.
I mean, this is the EU chief.
This is the EU chief.
Do you understand what they're trying to do now?
It's all being exposed now, aren't they?
It's all coming clear now, isn't it?
Borders was the worst invention ever made.
This is the EU chief, man.
I'm telling you, this is an international bureaucratic consortium.
I've been saying this.
That's why I'm telling you, Donald Trump is our last line in the sand.
All right?
I can't reiterate this anymore.
All right?
Americanism, not globalism, will be our credo under a Donald Trump administration.
No longer will we submit to any of these international bureaucratic institutionalists, nor will we submit to any of these ridiculous agreements that have done nothing but fleeced our country.
We are not going to put up with this anymore.
So that's why I'm saying, folks, if you are against Donald Trump, then you are anti-American.
All right.
I mean, that's just plain and simple.
I mean, you can't get any more plain and simple in this election.
All right?
If you're for Hillary Clinton, you are anti-American, you son of a bitch.
I'm serious.
You cannot get any more blatant than this.
I mean, give me a break.
I mean, the corruption, the criminality, the blatant, the blatant fleecing of America, utilized in the State Department, intermixed with the Clinton Foundation, the corruption.
I mean, come on.
So once again, folks, Jean-Claude Junker, all right, coming out and says that borders are the worst invention ever made.
Isn't that great, huh?
Isn't that reassuring to all the European nation states that are in the EU that are now unfortunately suffering the backlash of this migration process?
Now they're, you know, I heard in some areas of Germany, they're now bringing in Sharia law classes.
Now you've got people with Burkinis.
Yeah, you know, Burkas, but Burkinis.
Burkinies out there in the French beaches, for Christ's sake.
Burkinies.
Yeah.
They're now blaming the victims of rape by these wild jehudies by stating, well, you should not have been wearing that short skirt.
You shouldn't have been exposing yourself that way.
You're going to ask for it.
I'm serious.
This is what they're telling them in Europe.
They're saying it.
They're saying, look, the wild jehudi raped you because you were showing off too much tit, showing off too much ass, or whatever the case might be.
Whatever happened to liberal socialist society?
Whatever happened to that?
Remember that European utopian socialism that everybody was boasting about in the 90s?
Remember that?
Socialism Destroyed Europe Argument00:10:06
Oh, yes, I am a socialist, yes.
And I only work four hours a day and I have three hour lunges.
Yes.
And I retire at 40 years old.
Yes.
And the government that they care about me and all I do is sleep in the fuck in the smoke.
And that's all I do all day.
Yes.
And that's why it's good to be a socialist.
Yes.
Oh, yeah?
That was all fun and games right back then.
Look at you now, boy.
Look at socialism now.
Look at European socialism now.
For Christ's sake, it's being destroyed.
Socialism has destroyed Europe.
It's destroyed its cultures.
It's destroyed the borders.
It's destroyed everything.
You've been fooled.
You've been bamboozled by a bunch of stupid, useless bureaucratic leaders, for Christ's sake, man.
And they have brought in the enemy.
And the reason that it's the enemy, because they are trying to eliminate you as an influential force in the political sphere of influence.
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That pale skin, those dark, mysterious eyes, and those pointy teeth.
Take me away, Pierre!
Ma'am, I want to become queen of the night.
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So by God, wake up, you stupid morons.
All right.
EU chief Jean-Claude Junker or Junker over here says borders are the worst invention ever made.
Here we go, huh?
Jesus Christ.
I'm not joking around, man.
Socialism ruined Europe.
And now it's being taken over by a bunch of wild jehooties, Sharia law classes.
Women now are being blamed for their own rapes out there by wild jehooties.
You know, it's utterly disgusting, man.
Utterly pathetic and disgusting.
Sick.
It's utterly sick.
Anyway, let me move on to the next subject matter, folks.
Did you hear that Joe Biden is out there in Turkey right now trying to, I don't know, play thumb war or something with Turkish leader Erdogan.
And I don't know what the hell that's supposed to mean.
I don't know what they're doing out there.
I don't know if he's trying to mend fences.
I think that Erdwin has made it clear that, you know, he is on the side of the Russians at this point in time.
And moreover, he is going to take a more Islamist approach as it relates to his rule of Turkey.
You know, they're bringing back the hijab, they're bringing back, you know, certain elements of Sharia law in Turkey.
And, you know, Turkey used to be a nice secularist epicenter within the Middle East, you know, not too long ago.
I'd say even about 10 years ago, it was good to go to Turkey.
It was a secularist nation within the realm of Islamic countries.
Had a very, very good economy.
That's why you see a lot of rich buildings out there when we were observing elements of footage from the coup or the so-called coup.
Look at what's happened.
Now they're going back to this Islamist nonsense.
And here we go.
I can guarantee you, now that Erdogan has implemented this, you're going to start seeing the nice cities in Turkey turn into a bunch of dumps, a bunch of utter dumps now that they've embraced this Islamist perspective of governing bodies.
I'm serious.
I mean, they are having an Islamist perspective.
Jesus Christ.
Yeah, here it is.
Thank you.
Squid Girl for Ghost over here just tweeted.
Germans are advised to keep at arm's length away from strangers to help prevent sexual assault.
Oh, yeah.
Thanks, government, huh?
But no, Merkel will come out here and say, no!
The refugee crisis has nothing to do with all the terrorism in Germany.
No, it's a lie.
Everybody's lying.
I am into the Mercoul.
Don't.
I don't even want to go there.
I mean, she's just such a despicable human being.
But there you go.
I just retweeted.
Not to get off subject, but, you know, I want to let everybody know this is what they're dealing with in Europe, for Christ's sake.
Wild jehudis.
Wild jehudis going out and raping a bunch of German women and the German government suggesting that, hey, you know, keep at arm's length.
All right.
Don't show off too much leg and, you know, don't ask for it.
I mean, that's literally what they're saying now, huh?
How are humanists in America are an outrage about that, huh?
How come you don't hear that stupid Skancosaurus feminist frequency talking about that instead of crawling up the ass of video gamers all day?
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, folks, where was I, engineer?
I went off Keyster there.
Where was I?
Oh, yeah, that's right.
Joe Biden in Turkey.
Once again, I don't know what the hell they're doing.
I don't know what they're trying to do for Christ's sake.
But I don't know.
You know what I mean?
have no idea.
Anyway, folks, let me go ahead and I don't know what the hell is supposed to with Joe Biden in Turkey.
I mean, Turkey's basically slapped everybody in the face unless Joe Biden's going out there to get the story straight.
Because as I've alluded to, this is my personal belief.
I believe that Obama, Erdogan, Putin, they all know what's going on.
They're all planning this, and they're all planning a managed war so that they can liquidate a bunch of people.
All right, I'm serious.
I mean, you know, have another world war so that we could kill off a good portion of the population.
Did you know that World War II killed almost 70 million people?
70 million, almost 70 million people World War II.
So, you know, you have yourself a decent war, you know, you chop the population a little bit, and then you rule with totalitarianism.
That's what they're going to do.
In my opinion, I honestly believe that Erdogan threw the coup on himself.
It was quarterbacked by Putin.
And I honestly believe that Obama's in on it.
I mean, Erdogan has met with Obama more than any other head of state during Obama's presidency.
And you mean to tell me that with that kind of relationship and that kind of closeness, that Obama had no idea that Erdogan was going to do this here, a fake coup on himself, and then get down with Russia.
I mean, get the hell out of here for Christ's sake, man.
I mean, Jesus Christ.
I'm just saying, man.
All right?
I mean, I'm just saying, I'm just telling you people that, you know, I personally believe that this is all political theater, and I think that they are trying to justify a nuclear confrontation.
I've already told you that Russia is mobilizing its troops along its border, doing military exercises in case NATO decides to encroach upon that border, which it's already done several times.
You've got NATO conducting all kinds of exercises and so on and so forth.
You've got the United States moving missile assets into the Polish region.
So everything's being maneuvered into a position of nuclear confrontation, folks.
And I personally believe that it's being constructed on purpose because I don't see a reason for this supposed World War III march.
There is no reason for this confrontation with Russia unless everyone is complicit.
As I've stated, folks, when was the last time America really won a war?
All right?
We haven't won a war since possibly World War II.
Every war that we've ever conducted ourselves in, folks, we've managed wars.
All right?
We've managed wars.
Haven't you noticed that?
It's a lot different than winning a war because when you're managing a war, the objective is not to win.
The objective is to manage into a certain objective, into a certain mindset, into a certain frame of mind.
Philippines Drug War Death Count00:08:06
So that's what I'm saying, man.
I mean, they're managing wars here.
And who manages wars?
Who manages anything?
Who likes to manage?
Bureaucrats.
Bureaucrats like to manage things because it keeps them in power.
It gives them authority.
It gives them supreme rule.
Good God, man.
Wake up.
Anyway, folks, look, I'm going to get to the last subject matter here.
Have y'all heard about this new president of the Philippines, Rodrigo Duarte?
Have you heard about this son of a bitch?
Look, I've kept my mouth shut on this guy because I kind of feel sorry for the Philippines.
It's kind of a third world pissing ground.
You know, it's been under corrupt bureaucratic regime after corrupt bureaucratic regime, for Christ's sake.
And I believe that the Philippines thought that with, you know, Duarte being a brash, brazen, liquor-drinking, smoking, I don't know, whatever bastard, some badass, whatever, all right, whatever.
That, you know, I don't know, he was going to try to utilize his authority, his newly found authority, to help provide a new path to Philippines and, you know, lifting them out of poverty, lifting them out of the precarious situation that a lot of the Philippines find themselves in.
And instead, this asshole has turned into a corrupt piece of totalitarian trash.
All right?
I'm serious.
I mean, this guy, what did he call?
He called the U.N. ambassador, or excuse me, the U.S. ambassador to the Philippines.
He called our ambassador a gay son of a bitch.
Yeah.
I'm serious.
All right.
Not that I care.
I mean, maybe he is.
Who the hell knows for Christ's sake?
But then he implemented a policy which is anti-drug, right?
Which, okay, all right.
Well, that sounds good.
Anti-drug.
How do you implement an anti-drug policy in the Philippines, Duarte?
He announces that it's legal to kill drug dealers in the Philippines, that the citizens can just go up and start blasting drug dealers away in the head in the streets.
All right?
And I don't know if you folks have been reading the death count as it relates to the amount of people that are being blown away or killed out there in the Philippines relating to this policy of allowing regular citizens the legal permission to go out and shoot drug dealers.
All right?
Now, right off the bat, that sounds ridiculous.
It's pathetic.
It's stupid.
I mean, with that mentality, especially with the lack of education that is rampant in the Philippines, these morons will sit here and say, well, that dude's a drug dealer.
I'm going to go kill him.
Or I hate this guy.
This guy screwed my wife.
He's a drug dealer.
I'm going to go kill him.
I'm serious, man.
I mean, this is what's happening out here in the Philippines, and I think that it's just unbelievably disgusting.
And I can't believe it.
No one's talking about this in the mainstream media.
This guy's a tyrant.
All right, this Duarte.
And on top of which, folks, guess who he's going to celebrate, all right, now that the now that he's taken power, guess who's going to, he's going to celebrate in a commemorative, a little bit of a commemorative type of celebration.
And that's none other than Ferdinand Marcos.
And for you folks that are unaware of Ferdinand Marcos, Ferdinand Marcos was a goddamn dictator of freaking Philippines, and his tenure was from 1965 until 1986.
This son of a bitch was one of the most corrupt, disgusting, filthy pieces of trash in that part of Asia for Craig.
I'm not joking around.
I mean, he basically looted the tax system of Philippines.
Him and his wife lived extravagant lifestyles while, of course, the Filipino people starved to death in squalor, for Christ's sake.
All right?
I mean, I'm not joking around.
And of course, the people of the Philippines are not very happy that Duarte is going to commemorate this stupid, disgusting, pathetic dictator, all right?
Ferdinand Marcos.
All right.
All he ever did was go out and extravagantly spend the freaking taxpayers' money.
He spent Filipinos' money and put it into his own pocket, for Christ's sake.
Unbelievable.
Unfreaking believable.
Anyway, on top of him commemorating the Ferdinand Marcos' tenure, on top of him and his drug policy of it's legal to just go out and shoot a goddamn drug dealer in the head if you suspect him of being a drug dealer, he called our ambassador a gay son of a bitch.
All right.
I mean, this guy is also banning things like gambling.
I mean, Jesus Christ.
I don't mean to be stereotypical, but banning anything gambling related in any Asian community is kind of like a sacrilegious, man.
I mean, I'm not joking.
I mean, look, I'm not trying to be racist, but Asians like to gamble.
All right.
I don't know what it is.
They love gambling.
They love it for Christ's sake.
I'm not kidding around.
Some of the biggest casinos are in Asia.
If you take a look at Las Vegas, there are elements of casinos that specifically target the Asian community.
But here you got Duarte saying that he wants to outlaw gambling in the Philippines.
And lo and behold, you know, they have a very big bingo contingent out there in the Philippines, a lot of bingo players.
And the bingo, the whole bingo industry has collapsed.
And everybody who was employed in that sector is out in the street.
And it's just turning into a disgusting mess, man.
I cannot believe that this bastard, Duarte, is able to continue his tenure in the Philippines.
I'm serious.
I mean, I think that somebody in the Filipino military needs to take this idiot out.
I'm serious.
I mean, he just recently fired thousands of government officials because, of course, they're not really down with his authoritarian, totalitarian tenure.
He's threatened to leave the United Nations, which I think the U.S. should do.
But why in the hell would he leave the United Nations?
With all due respect, the Philippines is a pissing ground.
I'm not joking around.
It's a warped country.
You know that in the Philippines, that if you're a property owner and if you have a property that is abandoned that no one's living in, a squatter can legally move in there and literally be housed in there for at least a year or something of that nature.
I forgot.
There's a squatting law where it's legal to go ahead and squat on other people's property.
And, of course, no one, you know, you can't take anybody to court.
You can't get no kind of compensation, nothing.
So, once again, man, if you don't know who the hell Rodrigo Duarte is, he's the new Philippines leader.
He's a disgusting piece of trash.
He should be removed from office.
Rodrigo Duarte Philippines Leader00:07:53
All right.
Anyway, let me go ahead and let's get to everybody's favorite part of the broadcast.
And I'm talking about real graphy.
Jesus Christ, my voice is cracking.
Let me tell you, I think there's something being brought in in the change of seasons, folks.
Out here in Austin, Texas.
It's been, it's a decent day today.
I can't complain, but it's been raining the last week or so, and ever since it brought in some crap.
It brought in some crap for Christ's sake.
So I better start doing some home remedies.
I usually try to do is try to chop up an onion.
And I like to leave an onion out right next to you while you're sleeping.
Believe it or not, it actually works, folks.
If you have allergy troubles, if you have any kind of situation as it relates to season changes, cut a damn freaking onion and just leave it lying around.
And moreover, if you are sick, what you do is you can take that onion and put it on the bottom of your foot.
Put it in a sock and put it at the bottom of your foot.
And one more thing about onions, and then I'll go ahead and get to radio graffiti.
Don't ever save an onion.
Onions, once they're cut open, they naturally absorb bacteria.
That's why, whenever you see an onion left out for a little bit, it's disgusting, corroded, sucked-in kind of disgusting mess.
All right?
So, anyway, just wanted to let everybody know: onions are actually pretty goddamn good for you, and I think everybody should, you know, entertain the idea if you happen to be sick as the changing of seasons come around.
Anyway, folks, let's go ahead and get to Radio Graffiti.
All right, the part of the broadcast where the spectators become a part of the spectacle.
All you've got to do is give me a call right now at 425-390-6146.
And when I call on your area code, you have exactly three to four seconds to say whatever it is that's on your mind.
All right?
Whatever it is that's on your mind.
All right.
Now, once again, folks, I'm not going to have a third hour on this edition, folks, because I'm literally going to try to see.
I'm not going to go to the event, but I'm going to see if me and Donald Trump can have a little bit of one-on-one meeting going on.
Of course, he's going to be with his people or whatnot, but that's what I'm going to try to do.
So, anyway, I'm going to go ahead and cut the freaking damn broadcast short right after Radio Graffiti because Donald Trump is in Austin, Texas, baby.
Anyway, let's go ahead and get to Radio Graffiti right now.
All right, who do we got going on over here?
How about Anonymous Radio Graffiti?
And once again, I am not a racist.
I'm a melting pot of alcohol.
Tired of this broke-back, dick-nickel-back crap.
I...
I really am getting tired of this crap.
All right?
I'm really getting tired of this garbage.
Anyway, 504, Radio Graffiti.
What's up, ghost?
I want to give a shout out to I Donald.
He's a sexy motherfucker and dicks out for Harmby.
Woo!
That's great.
Yeah, it's great homosexual innuendo.
I'm sure your single whore mother is proud of you.
How about 915 Radio Graffiti?
That's supposed to mean.
I don't know.
You shoving that in your shit funnel.
I don't know what the hell you're doing there.
469, Radio Graffiti.
You know, Matthew Broderick, are you kidding me?
What a...
Why the hell would you bring up that stupid goof?
Jesus Christ, man.
His wife is propping him up.
Serica Jessica Parker has the balls in that relationship.
Jesus Christ, Anonymous Radio Graffiti.
Christ, just sitting there like a Helen Keller deaf mute.
Area code 423, radio graffiti.
Let's get first things first.
We all know good actions.
Speak louder than words.
Try to use another man's reputation.
Method, bitch move.
Making bullshit statements.
You're lying.
Nice.
Can't prove.
Worse than a has been.
You never was.
We laugh at your ass, bitch, but we respect Buzz.
Calling him out, so I'm calling out you, Buzz Aldrins.
The only capitalist here who's true.
Ghost is a hoax, not a pilot of 11.
Might as well choke on your chinfoil, because no one's threatened by the mountains of cheap beer.
Yeah, don't tell me that.
Don't tell me this is Buzz Aldrin's freaking grandson again.
I'm telling you to shut up, all right?
Buzz off, asshole.
Buzz off.
Jesus Christ.
Now he's singing to me over here.
And I got Buzz Aldrin's grandkids singing to me for Christ's sake.
Did y'all hear that?
He was singing for Christ's sake.
He wrote a song for me, for Christ's sake.
973, Radio Graffiti.
The real son.
My grandson, don't you can.
I don't believe anything you say about Trump.
My friends are now familiar.
I don't know.
I don't know what.
I couldn't understand you.
It sounds like you're having some kind of a circle jerk thing going on.
I hear no women in the background.
I wouldn't have even called up if that was going to be the background noise, for Christ's sake.
609 Radio Graffiti.
Sherry Spolt.
I'm drinking blue label every goddamn day.
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Jesus Christ, how long in the damn archive did you go in to find that clip?
Good God.
Anyway, let's continue going, shall we?
We got Area Code 661, Radio Graffiti.
I happen to have a whole bunch of flax lanes.
Yeah!
You need it, boy!
Woo!
Man, that's horrible, man.
You see, I mean, I don't, Jesus Christ, man.
Radio Graffiti Junkyard America00:15:28
Christ, man.
Anonymous radio graffiti.
800,000 children go missing every year.
Where are they going?
Because of wood shit.
That's right.
Get up!
Get up!
Goddamn sentiment, man.
That's not funny at all, man.
Goddamn son of a bitch.
Give me the ass!
You sorry sacks of crap, man.
What kind of a sick twisted mind do you have to be?
What kind of a pansexual peer puffer?
You gender fluid fondling, rusty trambone playing, blue ball blowing, cake-tonguing, turkey tits-sniffing, phallic fluffing, belch-breathing, urinal cake, curator having enemy bag cleaning, sphincter-fingering, sick-ass twisted crap is in your heads.
It makes me sick, man.
God damn it, I know this is freaking single whore mother larva.
Single whore mother larva that I'm dealing with right goddamn now.
That's what this is.
That's what I blame it all on.
I blame it on single mother, whore mother larva for Christ's sake, man.
You know what, you idiots?
I'm telling you, if I was your goddamn father, boy, give me my belt.
Give it.
Come here.
I'll take your asses into the woodshed, boy.
I think that's what you goddamn sons of a bitches need.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Take that, boy.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I ain't made a man of you yet, boy.
Yeah.
Ah!
Here, here, one for your single whore mother, too.
Here's one for your single whore mother.
Yeah, eh, eh, eh.
Put a condom on it, you fucking whore, you eh, eh, eh.
Put a sponge in your hole, you eh, eh, eh.
Put a damn cork in it.
My God, man.
Look, I gotta calm down, folks.
I'm sorry, man, but this is this is how angry these sons of bitches make me, man.
This is how angry they make me, man.
I guess I wish.
I wish I could take these sons of bitches to the woodshed.
Look, I'm sorry, folks.
I may have gone a little off heaster.
I may have been a little vulgar that pastime.
I am sorry.
But my God, man, do you listen to this?
Are you listening to this?
Give me a goddamn break.
Give me my drink.
Give me my drink.
Oh, my God.
All right, let me calm down here.
All right, let me calm down.
All right, all right, let me calm down.
All right, let's go back to radio graffiti.
Thank God there's only goddamn 12 minutes left for heaven's sake.
Oh my God, 919 radio graffiti.
Hey baby cakes, let's go to the freaking woodshed and fuck ourselves up like a pussy.
Yeah Jesus Christ.
You see, you're so unoriginal.
You didn't even know what to say in mid-goddamn thought, you sorry sack of single-whore mother larva crap.
Man, I'm serious, man.
You piggish, power-bottom, dog-farting, fetish-looking, cuckhole connoisseur having foreskin muzzle-loving piece of a freaking whacking off the tribal nudity-looking tape-tuna taco-smelling dirty Sanchez-loving Cincinnati bow tie receiving pieces of chicken-eating tape-tonging cornboy trash.
Ah, Jesus Christ, this makes me sick.
All right, I'm sorry, folks, man.
I'm just, I'm tired of this, man.
I'm tired.
All right, let's take a couple more callers here.
Anonymous radio graffiti.
I mean, why are you calling, you idiot?
Why are you calling?
Jesus Christ.
How about Area Code 404, Radio Graffiti?
Hey, Ghost.
Lord Vulcan here.
I want to ask a quick question.
You think it's a good idea if we create a conservative social media site?
I think it'd be a great idea, as a matter of fact.
As a matter of fact, I think that we need more social media options out here.
You know, the problem is making it secure enough and being able to supply the bandwidth, man.
Bandwidth costs a lot of money.
A lot of money, bandwidth costs.
I mean, I think that Alex Jones says that he has like a hundred-something thousand dollar a month bandwidth cost for running InfoWars website and his stream and pretty serious stuff, man.
But yeah, I completely agree.
831, Radio Graffiti.
Hey, Ghost.
I just wanted to tell you about how fucking annoying my economics teacher was today.
He was staring me down in my MAGA hat, and then he honestly told us classic, oh, thank Obama for not letting us follow in the road of the EU.
You know, thank Obama for not getting us involved with that.
Like, he was just a nut job.
Like, most of the time.
Thank Obama for not getting involved with the EU.
What are you talking about?
You should say, sir, do you know what NATO is?
NATO is comprised of many of those EU countries, and they, with Obama, helped invade the sovereign state of Libya, helped topple the ally of America, Egypt, and Mubarak.
I mean, they're the ones doing the damage in Syria.
Why don't you take your thumb out your ass and thank Obama that you still have a freaking job, you stupid, sick, twisted, incompetent bureaucrat?
That's what you should tell that son of a bitch, all right?
And you can tell him I said that, all right?
Anonymous radio graffiti.
Oh, fantasy girl.
You're my fantasy girl.
And you did not fantasy girl.
I mean, you know, I really don't like that you people mix me with the songs that I'm singing.
I sing those out of parody because you people make jackasses out of yourselves playing this crap.
Good God.
Who else do we have going on over here?
How about area code 205, Radio Graffiti?
You know what?
Yo, shut it off.
I'm not even letting that in for Christ's sake.
Look, I'm telling you this right now.
I want to see that Homeland Security son of a bitch.
I think that's why he's not coming around.
I think that they know that they pissed me off and that I could take a swing at this idiot and I could be compromising whatever investigation they think they're doing.
But I'm not joking, man.
You cannot go up to some idiot's table, you know, sit down like you just ordered the freaking meal.
All right.
Take the freaking chip out of somebody's freaking chips and dip it into a damn salsa and then double dip the damn chip.
I mean, let me tell you, man, if that mother if my wife wasn't there and this son of a bitch wasn't Homeland Security, that idiot would have left on a stretcher.
That idiot would have went out on a stretcher.
I'm not joking around.
That idiot would have went out on a stretcher, man.
You son of a bitch.
I'm not joking around.
435, Radio Graffiti.
Look at that spotograph of getting played with my Packershams.
Well, why didn't you finish it off?
That's all you wrote?
That's all you rewrote for Christ's sake?
Why don't you at least give us four bars for Christ's sake, you son of a bitch?
Oh, my God.
I mean, this is what I got here.
This is it.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
Who else do we have?
423, Radio Graffiti.
Now you're scared of getting knocked out cold by a man who's 5'10 and 86 years old.
I know you just want to get paid, but your bitch-made ass is afraid hiding in your little office.