Ghost anchors this August 5, 2016 broadcast by debunking media claims that Donald Trump dropped out and alleging Hillary Clinton's emails contained classified data despite her denials. He attacks the DNC for suppressing voter fraud investigations, cites a $400 million ransom payment for Iranian hostages, and mocks Libertarian Gary Johnson's 11% Georgia polling while promoting WikiLeaks. The episode escalates into "Radio Graffiti," where Ghost rants against "troll terrorism" and imaginary bar antics before selling merchandise and condemning socialism, ultimately urging listeners to reject both major parties as corrupt establishments. [Automatically generated summary]
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And thank you for tuning in with me to another edition of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
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And once again, folks, I want to thank you very much for tuning in with me on this Bowler Friday.
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This is a free format edition for all the folks that are keeping track and wondering what we are doing on this Baller Friday.
And before we get into the show, I want to thank everybody for tuning in.
And I want to say cheers right now.
Let me go ahead and get my scotch here.
A little bit of Johnny Walker Blue.
Oh, yeah.
I want to say cheers to the capitalist army first and foremost.
I want to say cheers to the Trump train because let me tell you something, folks.
Nothing could stop us, not even this damn lamestream mainstream media with the outright lies that they were throwing out against Donald Trump, the outright lies.
Nothing could stop us, folks.
So I want to say cheers to the Capitalist Army.
Cheers to the Trump Train.
And I want to say cheers to the workers that are out here paying taxes to these bureaucratic governments that are sitting here trying to think that they can get one over on us.
They're not going to be able to do it, boy.
This is a capitalist revolution, and you're witnessing right before your very eyes, not just here in America, but on a damn global scale, baby.
Anyway, cheers, folks.
I hope that you are celebrating your Baller Friday properly, folks.
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You know, it could be a cigar.
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And if you're not, well, then I don't know what the hell you're doing, for Christ's sake.
Cheers to everybody out there.
Cheers.
Anyway, folks, I want to just run through some of these top headlines that have bothered me today, and then we're just going to go head in right to the phones.
And, of course, if you want to call in right now and partake, go ahead and give us a call at area code 425-390-6146.
The call-in number is 425-390-6146.
It is a free format edition, folks.
We are encouraging everybody who wants to partake in today's broadcast to call in.
We're talking about anything you want to talk about.
Anything you want to talk about.
So that's what we're doing.
But before we get into any of these free format calls, I definitely want to talk about some of these things that have been coming out in the media that are outright lies.
All right.
The first thing I want to get off of everybody's radar: Donald Trump is not going to drop out of the goddamn race.
Do you understand that?
All right.
There is no dissension inside the Trump campaign.
There is absolutely no dissension.
This is an outright suggested idea by the media.
And they're just throwing it out there just to see how many of the goofs that listen to them as legitimate news and information will actually believe this nonsense and see if it actually takes win in the conscience of the electorate.
Donald Trump is not going anywhere.
Do you understand that?
He will not leave the race.
All right.
He's already told Politico that.
And folks, I actually tweeted that Politico article.
The Trump campaign responded in an email accordingly, and it said, Trump will not leave the race.
So do not believe this outright lie.
This outright lie the media is trying to shove down our throats.
All right?
Donald Trump is not going anywhere.
He's not going anywhere.
So all these suggestions that are being put forth by these talking heads on the boob tube, the lamestream, mainstream media, outright lies.
Remember this, folks.
Whatever you see on the TV is 99.9% of it is utter crap.
All right?
It's utter pre-packaged, directed narrative type garbage.
Sensational journalism to do nothing more than to keep your eyes glued on the boob tube so they can continue to sell you advertisements.
I mean, let's be honest.
Come on.
I mean, give me a break.
I can't believe this.
And, you know, I can't believe that we are continuously watching folks believe this Krobridge.
Believe that Donald Trump actually is going to leave the freaking race for Christ's sake.
These are outright lies, folks.
Do not believe the lamestream, mainstream media as it relates to this.
All right?
Do not believe them.
And don't believe these bogus polls either, folks.
We talked about it yesterday.
These samplings of polls that they're suggesting that Hillary Rotten Clinton has 10.7.5 point leads on Trump.
It's an outright lie.
They have been disproportionately polling more Democrat samplings than they are actual and even keel Republican and Democrat.
Moreover, they're giving all the independents to Hillary right off the bat.
They've admitted to this garbage.
Don't believe anything, folks.
That's why I'm saying in this day and age, if you are not gathering your own information and your own news by yourself via the internet, then you're a damn fool.
You are mentally lazy for Christ's sake.
I mean, you are the perfect candidate of what the Democrat is looking for.
Somebody who's ill-informed, somebody who is suggested by the media, somebody who is suggested by talking to the lamestream, mainstream boob tube.
You are their perfect electorate.
You understand that?
You got to keep yourself informed for Christ's sake.
Anyway, folks, that's one of the things I wanted to get off the table, all right, that Trump isn't going anywhere.
This is a lie by the lamestream, mainstream media.
Now, another thing I want to get to, all right, is this Iran ransom situation, folks.
Now, yesterday, Obama had a press conference and suggested that there was absolute no ransom paid for the hostages that have now been notoriously, I mean, the story rather, has been notoriously gathering steam.
And yours truly tweeted yesterday, right after the show, an article in which one of the prisoners that was being held by the Iranians said that the Iranians would not let their plane take off to America until the plane with the money, the alleged $400 million came in and was on the runway before the damn Iranians were to let the damn hostages take off.
I mean, and look, what is Obama going to do?
What are the Democrats going to do?
Are they going to say the Iranian hostage is a liar?
Huh?
Is that what they're going to say?
They're going to say the Iranian hostage is a goddamn liar for Christ's sake.
I mean, they've already said the Benghazi parents and the Benghazi people, the folks that lost loved ones during the Benghazi debacle, they already said they're lying.
I want to hear Obama, I want to hear Hillary Clinton say that this Iranian hostage was lying.
Why would he lie for Christ's sake?
Why in the blue hell would he lie?
Stupid.
You know who lied?
Barack Obama lied.
He lied yesterday when he suggested that there was no payment for these hostages.
He outright lied.
One of the many millions of lies that he's given throughout his goddamn political career.
Anybody who still supports this man is an outright sociopath just like he is.
Because this man has literally lied about every single thing he has ever suggested he was going to do.
How can anybody still support this unless you're trying to save your own face because you were the morons in 2008?
Oh, yes, we can change.
Shoving it in everybody's face, claiming that Obama was the Messiah, claiming that Obama was going to bring world peace, claiming that Obama was going to change this, change that.
Obama has been bush on steroids, you moron.
I mean, you remember when they gave Obama the Nobel Peace Prize before he even became president, for Christ's sake?
You remember that?
Huh?
Yeah, peacetime president, huh?
Peacetime president.
This man is kamikazeing this country into oblivion, and everybody is just championing this crap.
Everybody is applauding this garbage because why?
I don't get it.
I personally believe that Barack Obama is the affirmative action candidate.
I honestly believe that.
I mean, you take a look at all these social justice warriors.
And, you know, one thing that I am getting glee at is that the social justice warriors that are white, that are trying to march alongside the Black Lives Matter movement, these Black Lives Matter folks are starting to say, get the hell out of here, Whitey!
Get out!
And they're shocked in their stupid hipster glasses and their ridiculous hipster garb, they are shocked that, hey, I'm on your side, brother.
I mean, I'm marching with you.
Black Lives Matter, dude.
And these black folks are starting to realize that these leftists, you know, these liberal whiteys ain't doing nothing but virtue signaling and utilizing their strife to do so.
All right?
But once again, folks, I mean, these are the people that are out here trying to still back up this Obama nonsense, that are still trying to suggest that Obama's a good president, even though he outright lied about everything.
Oh, my God.
Anyway, folks, one more thing I want to go over, and then we're going to get to some, we're going to open the phone lines up here.
Did you hear Hillary Clinton's supposed press conference today?
Did you hear her press conference today?
I mean, first of all, the first few questions were nothing but fluff.
Secondly, she outright lied, claiming that there was no classified material on her email, even though the FBI director said in a statement, not only in his statement, but to freaking Congress, that there were classified emails within her email system and that her email may have even been compromised by foreign elements that could be hostile to the United States.
DNC Leaks And Voter Fraud00:10:58
The FBI director said that, folks, even though he didn't want to prosecute her for whatever reason, which it has been suggested that he's been threatened or he's been blackmailed or something of that nature, which I tend to believe, given the fact that you're starting to see a lot of folks from the DNC drop dead.
But she outright lied in this press conference saying that there was no classified material on her email system, even though the FBI director said it and not only his statement, but in the testimony to Congress.
He said it under oath.
Do you see how these people outright lie?
They're hoping that nobody really saw the James Comey situation and that they hope that everybody who's going to vote for Hillary is listening to this press conference and they are going to listen and they're going to take whatever she says as gospel.
And what Hillary Clinton basically did today was give her constituents or the people that are going to vote for her, let's put it that way, the talking points necessary because I don't think they're much talking points, but at least the talking points necessary to be able to sustain some level of debate and some level of face for voting for this piece of wimbag trash.
Oh my God.
And speaking of deaths, folks, once again, we talked about this yesterday about this Sean Lucas dying for Christ's sake.
Anyway, more information is coming out about this man's death.
He actually filed a lawsuit against the DNC July 1st.
Once the lawsuit was filed, he actually served the lawsuit at the DNC headquarters.
This was all caught on video by a documentary filmmaker by the name of Ricardo Villaba, I believe his name is.
He actually videotaped Sean Lucas, you know, not only filing the lawsuit, and this is a class action lawsuit on behalf of Bernie supporters against the Democratic Party for voter fraud.
He files the lawsuit, serves the lawsuit to the DNC, and miraculously, this man ends up dead.
Now, how many more people have to die before people start waking up and realizing that the Democrats are pulling out all stops and killing people?
They are not above killing people.
Let's just put it that way, or suiciding people, or crushing their windpipe in a supposed weight accident, or any of that crap.
I mean, how many more people have to die to realize that the DNC is a criminal organization?
It is an outright utter criminal organization.
Now that Sean Lucas is no longer with us, I doubt that this DNC class action lawsuit on behalf of Bernie Sanders supporters is going to come to fruition to any regard.
You understand?
I don't think that it's going to come to any kind of fluition whatsoever because as I stated yesterday, folks, all right, parties, all right, Republican Party, the Democratic Party, the Libertarian Party, the Green Party.
If they are an established party, and look, there's a whole array of things that you have to do to officially establish yourself as a party, which officially establishes your excuse me, establishes yourself as an assembly, which constitutes you protected by the First Amendment.
And this is all legal, folks.
I'm not kidding around.
The party's rules, whatever party, Democrat, Republican, Libertarian, Green Party, the party's rules supersede federal and state law.
That's why no state can go in and investigate the party, even if there is proven evidence that, in the case of the DNC leaks, even if there is proven evidence that the DNC rigged the primary, even if they committed voter fraud in the primary, because folks, they run the primary.
Now, even though the party rules do supersede federal and state law, there is a small clause that enables the states to be able to investigate parties if, and let me tell you, this is a very hard clause to argue because this interpretation hasn't been properly facilitated or a precedent has been set in this regard.
But the clause is, is that if a party jeopardizes states' interest, all right, quote unquote, state's interest, if it jeopardizes the integrity of the state's interest, then the state can supersede party rules and investigate the party.
And as I was stating yesterday, Sean Lucas initiated the state's inquiry into the party by filing this lawsuit on behalf, it was a class action lawsuit, so there was a bunch of Bernie Sanders supporters in this lawsuit, named defendants in this lawsuit.
Now, what they were going to do is they were going to go in front of a judge and argue that there is voter fraud, and this is coming from people from within the party itself.
It's not coming in from outsiders.
You've got people from within the Democratic Party filing in this class action lawsuit, which gives the state the leverage.
If a judge sees that there is enough legal probability to interpret that the party is infringing upon the state's interest, then a judge could rule that the state could investigate the Democratic Party for voter fraud.
But because Sean Lucas, all right, because Sean Lucas is dead and he was the man that filed this particular lawsuit against the DNC, I don't think that this is going anywhere.
All right, so once again, how many more people have to die?
How many more people have to die before people start realizing that this Democratic Party is a criminal enterprise?
And the media, folks, is just as disgusting and as filthy as they are.
Do you understand that?
Because look at the outright lies they are putting out.
I mean, take a look at the narratives that they're trying to dictate towards Trump.
I mean, we have the DNC leaks, all right, leaking out all the slimiest, disgusting details of the internal workings and the corruption of the Democratic Party and its collusion with the media, and yet we don't hear a goddamn thing about it.
All right?
We don't hear a goddamn thing about this crap.
Unbelievable.
I mean, let me tell you something.
This is serious business, folks.
All right?
This election is serious business.
You can tell that the Democrats are pulling out all stops and are trying to deviate the whole conscience of the electorate into something meaningless than actually focusing on what the subject matter is in these damn emails.
And if you haven't looked through the emails, well, by God, what are you doing?
All right?
WikiLeaks.org.
WikiLeaks.org.
That's W-I-K-I-L-E-A-K-S dot org.
Go out there.
It's a searchable database.
You can read it all for yourself.
I mean, they refer to Mexicans as Taco Bowls.
All right?
I'm serious, man.
You don't hear the media talking about that?
I mean, you actually have members of the DNC telling the media, hey, you need to pull that clip of this particular segment because we don't really like that.
So go ahead and pull that and go ahead and put this instead.
I mean, they are in collusion, man.
Collusion.
I mean, this is what the American public needs to wake up to, for Christ's sake, man.
And look, they are starting to, because let me tell you something, what Trump did.
Trump, I think in the month of July, if I'm not mistaken, all right, or I think part of the month of June into July, raised $97 million for his campaign.
$97 million.
And folks, that wasn't from the Koch brothers.
That wasn't from special interest.
That wasn't from anybody but the American people.
The American people.
All right?
So that just goes to show you that these people are putting their money where their mouth is.
There's a lot of individuals that want to see a transition of power from the old, disgusting, corrupt political class into something brand new.
And that's why both political establishments, folks, not just the Democrats, look at these damn establishment Republicans.
They are trying to sabotage Trump because they know that when Donald Trump is elected president, the whole idea of being a bureaucrat, the whole idea of being paid in your campaign contribution account to be able to initiate some law that you're supposed to in exchange for that campaign contribution account is over.
I mean, the whole idea of special interest taking control of government is over.
And that's why the establishment fears Trump.
That's why they are pulling out all stops.
Not just the Democrats, not just the media, not just the right wing of the political perspective.
I'm talking about the establishment candidates, these assholes like Paul Ryan.
I'm talking about John McCain, Mitch McConnell.
I'm talking about these establishment jerk dicks.
But did you hear these foreign leaders trying to mouth off, trying to meddle into our politics?
That French frog socialist, Holland, Hollanda, whatever the hell a stupid goddamn name is for Christ's sake, the one that allowed the wild jehooties into France.
And now that they're striking, he's basically punishing his fellow French brethren.
I mean, he's talking garbage about Trump for Christ's sake.
I mean, this is what I'm telling you, folks.
This is what I'm saying.
I mean, it's the world against Donald Trump.
It's the world against Donald Trump, folks.
And that's why those of us in the capitalist army and those of us in the Trump train cannot stop.
We got to keep going, man.
We got to make sure that we post all the truths, all the informations, all the facts in the faces of these idiots that insist that they are going to vote for Hillary Rotten Clinton.
Do you understand that?
We got to throw it in the faces for Christ's sake.
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We got to throw it in the faces.
Jesus Christ.
I mean, it just makes me sick, man.
All right?
It makes me sick.
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Anyway, look, folks, I'm going to go ahead and open up the phone lines here, folks.
And once again, if you want to go ahead and give us a call right now, go right ahead.
All right.
The number is 425-390-6146.
Now, if it is busy, go ahead and keep trying, folks, because we're going to start just, you know, hanging people up that we recognize as just idiots that just sit there on the phone, wax their carrot, that are just, you know, major failed trolls and all that other nonsense.
We want to have some serious discussion going on.
So please keep calling.
All right, and see what we have to do out here.
All right.
It's a Baller Friday free format edition, baby.
Let's make some goddamn debate happen here.
All right.
Anyway, folks, let's just start clicking some of these people off, engineer.
God damn it.
Click them off.
I'm sick and tired of seeing the same schmucks, the same idiots out here, you know, that are just, you know, they're calling up.
They just bore the balls off of people for Christ's sake.
I mean, get them out.
Jesus Christ.
I'm not kidding around, man.
Get some of these people out of here.
Get them out.
I mean, I'm sitting over here.
You know, I want to have a free format edition Baller Friday over here.
And all we have is a bunch of milky liquors that are just going to, you know, call up and just, you know, not do a goddamn thing, but just sit there and play with their damn Peter Poppers for Christ's sake.
All right.
Now, once again, keep calling.
All right.
If you're having trouble getting through, keep calling for Christ's sake because we want to have a decent free format edition here.
All right.
I'm serious.
I'm not joking.
All right?
Oh, my God.
Anyway, let's go ahead and take some calls, shall we?
How about Area Code 51A?
What you doing on this Baller Friday?
Oh, nothing.
Enjoying some drinks.
I just for the last week, I've been studying the election patterns, everything about, and Hillary Clinton, Ghost, I'm telling you, does not stand a chance.
She's not going to get the white voters or anybody that works for a living.
She's really doubling down trying to get the black vote and the Hispanic vote.
Well, the Hispanics aren't going to go out in numbers or the blacks aren't going to go out in numbers like they did with Obama.
That's the only reason Obama won.
But I'm telling you, Ghost, if the election is fair, Hillary Clinton will not win.
I'm willing to put money on it.
Hillary Clinton's not going to win.
Well, you do have to agree, though, that the Trump trade and those of us that are on the side of Trump have to go out in massive numbers so that they can't skew these polls in any direction.
Remember, these are all electronic polls.
Some of these polls in some of these states are the hanging Chad problem, all this other nonsense.
So we have to go in in overwhelming numbers to make sure that we solidify this and they cannot try to steal it from us.
I mean, because let me tell you, don't think that Hillary Rotten Clinton and the Democratic Party are not going to try to find every homeless person, every vagrant, every they'll try to go into nursing homes, bust people in.
I'm not joking.
These people are not above this, and that's a factor that people don't consider.
Go ahead.
There was a case in Virginia, I think it is, that they I think it was Virginia, like 20,000 people over the age of 100 people voted for Democrat the last election.
You can't tell me that there's 20,000 people over the age of 100.
I don't know.
Yeah, I mean, that's a very good point, especially in America because the diets and the lot of the pollutants that we're subjected to in our water.
There's a bunch of factors, but you're absolutely right, man.
Do you want to give any more synopsis since you have been doing some studying on the elections?
Yeah, I agree with you.
I think it should be a landslide.
I mean, it's more than obvious just based on Trump going around the country and making these speeches and having tens of thousands of people wanting to see his speech and having to turn away thousands upon thousands of people from entering.
But what is your analysis on past elections?
And you have to agree there is no precedent that, or I should say, there is no empirical evidence that states that what is going on here has ever happened before.
Oh, absolutely not.
But this election is going to be a lower turnout because, you know, Donald Trump, you know, people believe Donald Trump is an idiot.
You know, they believe everything CNN is.
But Hillary Clinton, people, everybody hates Hillary Clinton.
You know, so this election is going to I think it is.
I'm not completely sure.
It's going to be less people voting this year than when Romney and Obama ran because it's going to be people don't like Trump and people don't like Hillary.
So it's going to be the lowest turnout ever.
I personally believe that because People believe what they see on Facebook and, you know, that they're too dumb to do their own research, you know?
I agree.
They are too dumb, man.
And look, I thank you very much for calling in, and I completely agree with you.
I think it should be a landslide and a very interesting analysis in that you believing that it's going to be a very low voter turnout based upon the fact that the minority voters are not going to come out for Hillary.
And I personally believe that the Latinos, the Mexican Americans, the Latino Americans, they are not going to vote for Hillary Rotten Clinton.
All right.
Now, don't get me wrong, a lot of these illegals may, because of her immigration policy, she's already suggested that she is going to put a hold on deportations for an indefinite amount of time.
She already said that within the first, I guess, year or six months to a year of her presidency, she is going to give unlimited amnesty to anybody who comes into the country for Christ's sake.
So this is why this is becoming a very precarious situation as it relates to immigration.
And the reason that they want to bring in so many immigrants is so that the immigrant population supersedes the potential voter power of the actual domestic population.
And in this case, it's America.
I mean, case in point, take a look at what happened to London, which is now London stand, for Christ's sake.
They brought in so many of these damn immigrants, these wild jehooties, that they ended up voting in a wild jehooty mayor as mayor of London.
All right.
And everybody at first was like, oh, ghost, I don't know what you're talking about.
You're not cultured, mate.
Give it a price.
He's no wild jehootie, mate.
He's okay.
He's just liberal.
Yes, well, we are out here in the UK.
Yeah, I'm talking about mate.
And look at him now.
He's already trying to assert his own morality as it relates to advertising on buses.
He doesn't want scantily clad women on advertisements because, or, you know, it's bad for the image of the woman.
They don't want her to think that she has to be that way.
Shut up.
Before you know it, he's going to put a beekeeper suit on everybody, for Christ's sake, man.
Before you know it, he's going to put a goddamn beekeeper suit on everybody.
You know it, and I know it, for Christ's sake.
It makes me sick.
And this is why these liberals, these bureaucrats, these lifelong supposed public servants, that's why they want so many immigrants in the country.
I mean, take a look at Canadia.
All right?
Trudeau, that's fruit bowl.
Take a look at how many votes Trudeau actually won by and compare that to how many wild jehooties and other immigrants that they brought into Canadia.
And you'll find it an uncanny, find it uncanny that it's almost the same amount of people that Canadia brought in via the open border immigration policy that they have and the amount of votes that Trudeau won by, folks.
I mean, this is classic, man.
I mean, don't you understand?
They're doing the same thing in Europe for Christ's sake, man.
They're doing the same goddamn thing in Europe.
Wake up, for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ.
Who else do we got going on here?
Hey, we got the Teutonic Plague.
What's going on?
Happy Baller Friday.
Hey, ghosts.
Happy Baller Friday to you.
I wanted to talk about a friend of mine said that the Democrats might come out with some October surprise like last election cycle.
Well, I wouldn't, I couldn't even imagine what it could be.
I mean, they're already throwing everything in the kitchen sink at Trump.
I mean, I really could not imagine what they would have on Trump that could be an October bombshell.
But I can assure you that before that even happens, there's going to be a lot more bombshells on Hillary Rodden Clinton.
And I think that, you know, I don't know if you've seen that recent clip that's been circulating around the Internet of her looking like she's mentally unstable or there's something mentally wrong with her or physically wrong with her, but I believe it has a lot to do with the stress of all this nonsense that she has brought upon herself.
On top of that, I mean, I don't know with the ulcerated tongue, I don't know, the whole intertwined.
I don't know if she's got syphilis of the brain.
I don't know what the hell's going on, but I don't believe that's going to be the case, Teutonic.
I think what is going to happen is they're going to try to rig the election.
They're going to try to maybe make a false flag.
They may have Black Lives Matter cause some kind of a riot, something of that nature.
But I seriously doubt that they have any more dirt on Trump.
I mean, they've already thrown everything that they had at him.
I don't think so.
Well, yes, but they might come out with something.
So I tweeted at Trump, hey, be on guard.
They might come out with an October surprise like last election because I wanted him to raise his hackles a bit and be on his guard, which leads me to a suggestion.
Now, this is just a suggestion.
You are, of course, the host.
This is True Capitalist Radio hosted by Ghost, not hosted by Teutonic Plague.
So I'm not going to tell you what to do.
But I am going to suggest something.
And that is the DNC and the Electoral College may work in cahoots and supersede the will of the people.
I therefore think at some point in the broadcast, sometime, or every so often, something to that effect, you should prank call these people.
And when the Electoral College, when the Electors are picked, you should prank call them.
And I ran a poll.
The people still want shout-outs, but Twitter shout-outs is getting kind of ridiculous with all these trolls.
So I'm thinking maybe you should just take away Twitter shout-outs to do prank calls.
Well, that's a very interesting analysis, very interesting suggestion.
I want to thank you for calling in, Teutonic.
Let me tell you, I don't believe that the Electoral College would do such a thing.
It has been unprecedented.
If they do, they should be obliging the will of the people.
You know, the whole reason for the Electoral College is to represent the actual popular vote in a delegate representation style situation on a national front.
That's why every state has different numbers of delegates based upon the population within the state itself.
So I personally don't believe that that's probable.
I don't think it's impossible, but I think that they would be really causing some level of unrest in this country if they thought that they were going to be able to get away with usurping the presidency via the damn Electoral College.
I don't think so.
I just do not think that's going to be possible in my personal opinion.
All right.
Anyway, thank you very much, Teutonic Plague.
We really appreciate you calling in.
Let's take some more calls, shall we?
Once again, if you want to give us a call here, all you got to do is give us a call at 425-390-6146 on this Baller Friday.
And we want to hear from you, man.
We want to hear what you got to say.
And of course, if you are waiting in queue and want me to call on you, you push the number one for Christ's sake, so I know that you're in queue and actually want to be called upon on this segment.
If not, then just sit there like a milky liquor.
I don't I don't care.
Anyway, folks, we're going to continue going on, shall we?
Since it's Baller Friday, let's continue going.
603, what's going on on Baller Friday?
Hey, not much.
Just got out of work and looking forward to a nice weekend coming up.
I actually had something I want to bring up to you.
I've been noticing on social media within my circle of friends.
A lot of them were burn tards, as I like to call them.
And they're pretty pissed that Bernie didn't, you know, even have a chance at the nomination.
Burnt Bernie Fans React00:04:41
And things went Hillary's way.
And I've seen a bunch of them go onto their state's website and change their party affiliations from Democrat to Independent.
And they're saying there's no way in hell that they're going to vote for Bernie.
But at the same time, they're saying they won't vote for Trump either.
And I guess my question is, does this help out Trump because it takes Democrat votes away from their candidate?
Or does this hurt Trump because he's not getting votes that he still needs?
Well, you know, that's a very good question.
I personally believe it helps Trump because I don't believe that all Bernie supporters are going to be like, you know, these, oh, well, I'm voting for Jill Stein.
Oh, I'm voting for Gary Johnson.
Oh, I'm staying home.
I think that they were so burned by Bernie that they've got to do something.
They are definitely not going to vote for Hillary Rotten Clinton, especially after the DNC leaks proves that the DNC rigged the election for Hillary Clinton.
All right?
And I think that what you should do, and anybody else who happens to be a part of Operation Barrel Roll or has any of these burn victims as friends, you need to make the case that the only vote that will actually count, the only vote that'll actually hurt the Democrats is a vote for Donald Trump.
And Donald Trump is an anti-establishment candidate.
You need to focus on the fact that both parties, the Democrats and the establishment Republicans, hate Trump.
You need to put that as a point of emphasis with these burn victims because I don't think they understand that.
They've been so anesthesized by Bernie Sanders claiming, hey, I'm Bernie Sanders and I'm going to give you everything for free.
I'm going to give you free college.
I'm going to give you free health care.
I'm going to give you free houses.
I'm going to give you free everything.
But all you've got to do is you've got to donate to my campaign contribution account.
All right.
And you've got to come on over here, take your underwears off.
That's right.
Yeah, come on over here, sit on Uncle Bernie's lap.
Oh, yeah, you know Uncle Bernie.
Oh, you love Uncle Bernie, don't you?
That's right.
Now keep contributing.
Keep contributing.
That's right.
And remember, I'm going to write a book now.
I'm going to write a book now.
And you all are going to buy it and you're going to keep contributing.
That's right.
Keep contributing.
Now, come on over here and take your underwears off.
Come on over here and take your underwears off.
That's right.
Now come on over here and sit on my apple.
That's right.
I'll give you anything you want.
Come on over here.
Sit on my apple.
Keep contributing.
Keep contributing.
That's right.
That's right.
Take your underwears off.
Oh, oh, you hurt me.
Yeah, you're hurting Uncle Bernie.
Come on over here.
Come on.
Oh!
Oh, keep contributing.
Keep contributing.
You hurt Uncle Bernie.
You heard it on the hurt, Uncle Bernie.
Now keep contributing and don't tell anybody about this, okay?
Don't tell anybody I told you to took your underwears off and vote for Hillary Clinton.
I mean, that's what he did.
That's what he did to the burn victims and what they have to do because they right now are still burning.
I mean, what Bernie did to them is still sticking in their craw for Christ's sake.
You've got to tell them.
You've got to focus their discombobulated minds into understanding that Donald Trump is anti-establishment.
A vote for Donald Trump is a vote against both parties.
It's a vote against the Democratic Party, especially, and a vote against the Republican establishment.
It's a vote against Paul Ryan.
It's a vote against Mitch McConnell.
It's a vote against the old Republican guard.
I mean, that's why I'm saying, folks, if you're a part of Operation Barrel Roll or if you know some of these burn victims, I mean, take some time and some effort and some energy to make sure that these people understand that whatever they are seeing on CNN, whatever they're seeing on the boob tube, is an outright lie, and that the only anti-establishment, the only viable, the only electable, the only electable anti-establishment candidate is Donald Trump, folks.
Vote Against Old Guard00:04:37
All right?
Is Donald Trump.
That's all there is to it.
All right.
I mean, he is saying a lot of the same things that Bernie touched upon.
The only difference is, is that Donald Trump is not promising everybody free crap.
I mean, seriously, that's it.
I mean, that's the only difference.
All right.
I mean, Bernie Sanders touched upon a lot of the same issues that Trump has touched upon.
The only difference is, is that Bernie Sanders is approaching those issues from a socialist idiot perspective.
So that's all there is to it, folks.
All right.
That's all there is to it.
As a matter of fact, after that, give me a goddamn drink for Christ's sake.
Anyway, let's see.
Keep taking calls.
Once again, free format edition of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
We're discussing anything that you want to discuss.
I want to hear from you.
This is a Bowler Friday, and I hope that you're enjoying it, baby.
I hope you're enjoying it.
817, what's going on, Bowler Friday?
Hey, it's 3DS Capitalists.
What's up?
Hey, what's going on there, 3DS?
I'm going pretty good.
I'm actually celebrating Bowler Friday.
I found your recent beta of Super Mario 3D Land, so I've been playing through that a little bit.
Okay, Super Mario 3D Land.
On what system?
Is it a ROM or what?
Yeah, it's on my 3DS.
Of course.
Oh, awesome.
Well, you know, I've actually been I've been kind of I've been kind of wanting to maybe delve back into the gaming situation.
But like I said, the last time I ever owned a gaming system was Sega Dreamcast.
And they look, the last time I bought that, I bought it as it came out, and I actually liked it.
But then they stopped making games for it.
Sega went out of business, and I felt betrayed.
And ever since then, I never bought a gaming system.
I've never played any other games.
That was the end of gaming for me.
Yeah, Sega kind of just jumped over to Nintendo where they just started pushing out Sonic games for the most part.
Anyway, that's not really what I wanted to talk about.
I wanted to bring up something that I actually thought was kind of ridiculous.
All right, go ahead.
So usually I'm kind of able to well, I'm more forced, really.
My parents are watching CNN during dinner time, and there's this story on how they're bashing Trump for eating with a fork.
Oh, yeah.
I mean, they're going to look, man.
And thanks for calling their 3DS.
Look, you're absolutely right.
Look, they're going to go after Trump at whatever angle possible.
I mean, you notice that they're just throwing mud at him.
I know what you're talking about there, Fruity Ass.
You're talking about the instance in which Donald Trump actually posted a picture of himself eating a bowl of Kentucky fried chicken.
And he actually had a chicken, a piece of chicken on a plate, and he was actually cutting it with a fork and a knife.
And these idiots on CNN and the media were comparing him to some kind of psychopath because he actually uses a fork and a knife to cut open his fried chicken.
I mean, do you see how stupid that is for Christ's sake?
Had he been using his hands for Christ's sake, they would have said he was a peasant.
I mean, you understand?
You cannot win with these dumbasses, man.
You cannot win with the lamestream, mainstream media, for Christ's sake.
You can't do it.
You can't do it, man.
Jesus Christ, man.
Anyway, thank you very much there, Fruity Ass.
I appreciate you calling.
Let's continue going, shall we?
We got area code.
How about 912?
You're on the horn.
What's she doing on Baller Friday?
Yes, sir.
Good to talk to you.
How are you doing?
I'm doing all right.
How about you?
Not too bad, man.
Just not really happy about the lamestream, mainstream media's bias.
But other than that, I'm all right.
So what do you want to discuss on this Baller Friday, sir?
All right.
Well, first off, I wanted to say happy Baller Friday to you.
I'm a long time, first time for the show.
What I wanted to call in about was in regards to a new poll that came out on the Atlanta Journal Constitution's website.
Toxic Racial Components In Georgia00:07:37
Well, the Atlanta Journal Constitution newspaper had put out today showing that Georgia was going for Hillary.
That is some of the most just absurd stuff I have ever heard in my life.
Yeah, it's absolutely absurd.
But once again, you know, these media people are all in the tank for Hillary Clinton for whatever reason.
And because the DNC leaks leaked the emails from these people, I mean, they are in cahoots for whatever reason.
I mean, maybe it's because the DNC promises the media some sort of supreme authority or some sort of exclusivity to ban the internet or something of that nature.
I mean, there's got to be a reason why the media is all in the tank for Hillary Rotten Clinton.
I have no idea.
And I know for a fact, Georgia would probably be one of the last states that would be voting for Hillary Rotten Clinton, given the fact that a lot of what the TPP is proposing is going to put a damper on a lot of Georgia's economic output as it relates to its ports and some of its natural resources.
And on top of that, the immigration policies as well.
Go ahead, sir.
Oh, I was agreeing with you there.
Well, that's what I'm saying.
I mean, do you, as a Georgia man that's out there in the ground talking to people, probably conversating with everyday Georgians, do you believe that there is enough, I guess, political capital within the state for her to even become close in a race for the state of Georgia?
Truth be told, the strongest areas for her are probably going to be Atlanta.
She'll probably get a good bit of support around Savannah, some of the larger cities, Albany, those kinds of places.
But once you get out of the larger cities, it is solid Trump country.
Wow, man.
And, you know, that's where they're going to start pulling off their tricks because, you know, in the big cities is easier for fraud and it's easier for them to kind of discount some of the less populated rural areas that are coming out and voting.
So that's a very serious issue.
Go ahead.
Well, the other thing that seems to be taking some of the numbers off of Trump seems to be the Libertarian candidate, Gary Johnson, also seems to be taking about 11% of the vote on that.
And generally.
Wow, in Georgia.
In Georgia.
Yeah, in Georgia, usually the Libertarian candidate does usually take around 10% of the vote in most elections.
It's usually a pretty strong libertarian state for the most part.
Wow, that's very interesting.
I was very unaware that the Libertarian Party had such a decent percentage of the electorate in Georgia.
That's a very interesting fact.
I know that they have a pretty decent contingent in the South, in the Southern states.
I know that North Carolina has a huge libertarian movement.
I know a couple of other places that I can't come off from the top of my head, but I'm really surprised to hear about Georgia, man.
I can't believe 11% as far as the polling numbers are coming out for Johnson.
Yes, sir.
Yes, sir.
Oh, man, that isn't too good.
But let me tell you, I personally believe, and I want to thank you for calling, sir, and I appreciate you first time calling and appreciate you listening, and I appreciate your perspective on Georgia.
But I personally believe, folks, that even though he may take it, or excuse me, even though Hillary Clinton may take Atlanta, even though she may take Savannah, Georgia, I personally believe that a lot of the racial components that are really toxic to Hillary Rotten Clinton is going to deter a lot of the urban demographic that would traditionally go out and vote Democrat in these regions of Georgia.
Because, folks, and look, I'll just go ahead and play this again, lest we forget what she said about black youth in America back in the 90s before Bill Clinton enacted that bill that basically jailed most of black America from the 90s up until today.
Go ahead and play that clip on Hillary Clinton on black youth, engineer.
And let me tell you, if you happen to be black or if you happen to know somebody who is a black person, have them listen to this and see how they feel, all right?
We also have an organized effort against gangs, just as in a previous generation we had an organized effort against the mob.
We need to take these people on.
They are often connected to big drug cartels.
They are not just gangs of kids anymore.
They are often the kinds of kids that are called super predators.
No conscience, no empathy.
We can talk about why they ended up that way, but first we have to bring them to heel.
And the president has asked the FBI to launch a very concerted effort against gangs everywhere.
You got to bring them to heel.
Did you hear that?
I mean, that's what Hillary Clinton said about black folk in America.
Who the hell do you think she's talking about?
Who do you think she's talking about, inner-city gangs at that time?
That was like 1994 when she said that.
Who the hell is she talking about?
She's talking about the Dr. Dre chronic album crowd at that time.
She's talking about the Snoop Dogg, the doggy style album crowd at that goddamn time.
She's talking about the Ice Cube lethal injection album crowd of that goddamn time.
That's what she's talking about, boy.
And I'm telling you this right now, if the Trump train and hell, even the Bernie Sanders folks, if they plastered that in the faces of Hillary Clinton supporters, especially ethnic Hillary Clinton supporters, they ain't going to show up to the poll.
They don't necessarily have to vote for Trump, but they just don't have to show up to the goddamn poll for Christ's sake.
But what's really surprising in that last call is that Gary Johnson has 11% of the goddamn state.
I mean, good God.
Man, it looks like the capitalist army may have to do something on Gary Johnson.
We may have to, you know, unearth some skeletons out of this son of a bitch's closet.
And if you want my personal opinion, just based on the way he looks, I think that there's some definite skeletons in this son of a bitch's closet.
And what I don't like about Gary Johnson, Gary Johnson's nomination as the presidential candidate for the Libertarian Party basically puts libertarians on the sides of liberals.
If I'm not mistaken, I don't think Gary Johnson has too much of a problem with the open border policy.
Gary Johnson has been openly vocal, calling Donald Trump a racist, for Christ's sake.
I mean, utilizing the same leftist liberal tactics as the Democrats.
So, I mean, anyone who's going to vote for Gary Johnson and claim to be a libertarian, you're an outright idiot.
I mean, this guy is a liberal from the word go for Christ's sake.
I mean, in my personal opinion, he seems a little FEMI, you know?
He seems a little bit feminine, you know, with the feminine physical attributes, you know what I mean?
And the feminine vernacular for Christ's sake.
I mean, not that there's anything wrong with that for Christ's sake, but then you take all those components.
You observe, and in my opinion, I think that he's got feminine physical attributes, feminine vernacular, and then you take a look at his campaign slogan, Feel the Johnson.
Oh, yeah, that's, you know, that's such maturity right there, isn't it?
Calling Out Fake Libertarians00:10:56
Huh?
I mean, that's such maturity right there.
That's why I'm saying.
I mean, for you folks that are actually going to vote for the libertarian candidate this year, I mean, you might as well vote for Jill Stein.
I mean, seriously.
I mean, I'm not joking.
And not to mention, I mean, Gary Johnson is pro-TPP, Trans-Pacific Partnership, for Christ's sake.
I mean, we don't want none of that.
Donald Trump has already said he's going to scrap that crap.
He ain't going to sign that.
He already said that he's going to renegotiate NAFTA.
And if the people in NAFTA don't agree, he's going to rip up NAFTA for Christ's sake.
All right, I'm serious.
Anyway, folks, let me go ahead and get to some Twitter shout-outs on this Baller Friday, for Christ's sake.
And for all you folks that are wondering how to get a Twitter shout-out right here on the broadcast, all you've got to do is retweet the first tweet on my Twitter account.
And the Twitter account is PoliticsGhost.
All one word.
No underscores, Politics Ghost.
And the tweet to retweet is True Capitalist Radio Now Live is the tweet to retweet to get a shout out here.
All right, once again, True Capitalist Radio Now Live.
If you retweet that tweet, I will give you a shout out right here, right now, live on the broadcast.
Do we got any goddamn Twitter shout-outs, Engineer?
All right, well, we got some Twitter shout-outs.
Let's go ahead and get to them right now.
All right, who the hell do we got here?
I'm not looking forward to these idiots trying to ruin my baller Friday, but hey, it's a free format edition.
We're trying to go and trying to make everything as interactive as possible, baby.
All right.
Anyway, we got Xara Hawks in the house.
We got Killing Time in the place.
Dormy Sweet in the House.
Proud American 2016 in the place.
We've got two hours of anxiety.
Hey, screw you asshole, all right?
You think I want anxiety for Christ's sake?
I mean, look at all the crap I got to deal with.
I don't even want to go there.
Just shove it up your ass, all right?
We got correct the record.
We got 1,300 wasted hours.
Hey, look!
If you think so, why are you listening?
Why are you listening, jerk dick?
Anyway, we got Edvinus Cahuis.
Excuse me if I screwed up your name, but thank you for listening.
We got Jasminia.
Jasminia.
Jasminia.
Excuse me if I'm screwing up your name.
Jesus Christ.
I'm screwing up people's names here.
Anyway, we got the Smiler in the house.
Dollar Bills in the house.
We got Capitalist Kush in the place.
Who else we got?
We got Blake in the house.
What's going on?
We got Metroid Junkie in the place.
What's going on?
BTR2 Ghost Zero.
What the hell is that me, you son of a BTR to the woodshed about that, boy?
All right?
I already took BTR to the goddamn woodshed, and they ain't going to try to stop my broadcast any goddamn more.
You understand that, boy?
You understand that?
They are not going to stop my broadcast anymore, and I promise you, boy.
And you better be listening to me, BTR.
You better be listening.
If you screw with my stream again, boy, I'm going to take you to a woodshed, and I'm going to give you something you ain't never going to forget, boy.
You understand me, BTR?
Son of a bitch.
Give me the mic.
Give me the mic!
Give me that goddamn mic for Christ's sake, man.
I'm not kidding around.
You hear me, BTR?
All right, you better get this straight, boy.
You understand that?
My fans are getting pissed.
I'll take your ass to the woodshed again if you try to ruin my stream again.
God damn it.
When you don't go to Geico.com, car insurance can be confusing.
Like, Swedish techno confusing.
Bark, bark, geo, yow.
Dance with me, purple cow.
Bark, bark, geo, yow.
Ooh, you lovely cow.
Geico makes it easy.
With 24-7 access, all you have to do is go to Geico.com and you can save money on car insurance.
It just makes sense.
Unlike, you know, dance with me, purple cow.
I like your mood.
Jesus Christ.
Who else do we have here?
We've got Rust Belt for Ghost.
Disco Waffle in the house.
Junko the Anti-Lunarian.
Whatever the hell that's supposed to mean, for Christ's sake.
Who the hell else do we got here?
Ghostler Coaster.
What the hell does that mean?
What the hell does that mean?
Butter Me Up Ghost.
Jesus Christ.
Woodshed Wanderer.
Here we are again.
Here it is.
Jesus Christ.
We got Godzilla in the house.
Hans Gubensmitz in the place.
What's going on to Trump and Capitalist?
Ghost Bernie's belt.
Shove it up, your ass.
All right.
Shove it up, your ass.
All right, we got Choco Latte.
Ghost Hates the Game Boy.
You know, I thought it was the most overrated piece of trash on the face of the planet, but of course, everybody bought it.
I mean, the same thing with this whole Pokemon Go crap.
What a bunch of ridiculous garbage this is.
But everybody loves it.
I mean, Nintendo, they're good at making the most simplistic crap possible and making everybody believe that it's great.
I got to give them that much.
Jesus Christ.
Who else do we got on this Baller Friday?
Once again, we're taking Twitter shout-outs.
Retweet the first tweet on my Twitter account, Politics Ghost.
All right.
We've got Feel the Ghost.
Oh, great.
That's yeah, that's fresh.
We got Strictly Diesel in the house.
Nightmare on 6th Street.
Let's shove it up your ass, all right?
I mean, look, I actually want to go on 6th Street right now.
I actually want to partake in some festivities on this Baller Friday.
But now, I mean, I got to watch my back to make sure either a wild jehootie or a didn't do nothing doesn't bust a cap into the crowd while I'm sitting there having a goddamn drink out here on 6th Street.
I never thought I'd ever see 6th Street the way it is today.
I never thought I'd ever see it.
It's a damn shame.
It's a goddamn shame.
Anyway, we got Remington in the house.
We got Sergeant Yoda.
What's going on?
Shrek Dorsey, whatever the hell that means.
What's going on?
We got Hyper's Gay Porn League, LOL.
Anyway, what's going on?
We got Purple Belt for Ghost.
What the hell does that mean, Purple Belt?
What do you think?
I'm Prince or something, huh?
Purple Rain.
Purple Rain.
Get the hell out of here, Prince.
All right, come on.
You're going to die in an elevator?
Come on.
Anyway, let's move on, all right?
We've got Feel the Burn Stevie Ray Vaughn.
Look, don't.
Don't.
Look.
You already made fun of Stevie Ray Von yesterday.
Y'all showed up your ass with that crap.
I mean, do you understand that Stevie Rayvon made Austin, Texas, boy?
You understand that?
He made Austin, Texas.
We got the fruity jehootie.
Oh, my God.
CDI fan 237 in the house.
We've got the horny unicorn.
Jeez, are you kidding me for Christ's sake, man?
What is this garbage?
There's Flamin' Nipple Chops.
What's going on to Flamin' Nipple Chops?
There's Bloodfart.
Who else do we have going on over here?
We got somebody named Marty in the place.
What's going on to Marty?
And look, oh, there's the whore.
Oh, yes, I am the whore mast.
Oh, yes, I'm the whore masta.
We've got Vet of Forum Wars in the house.
Novelty best.
We've got Hot Shots for Gutton.
Shut up, you idiot.
Don't even go there.
Don't even go there.
Who else do we got?
We got John S.K. in the place.
We've got regular TCA in the place.
What's going on, regular TCA?
How are you doing, man?
Well, I'm just going to take a couple of more Twitter shout-outs, and then we're going to move on with the continuation of this free format Bowler Friday edition of the True Capitalist Radio Show, folks.
We got Squid Girl for Ghost, The Shrub Whisperer.
I mean, didn't I shout you out yesterday?
What are you, friends with the singing bush?
You know, hey, ho, blow the men down.
Hey, ho, blow the men down.
Give me some time to blow the man down.
Anyway, who else do we have here?
We've got poop moisturizer.
Jesus Christ.
Buy ghost a new belt.
I already bought a new belt, all right?
Jesus Christ.
Soul Bad Ghost.
What are you trying to say?
I've got a black soul like Kazir Khan told Donald Trump.
Oh, Donald Trump, you've got the black sword.
You've got the black sword, Donald Trump.
You have a shut up and eat a ham sandwich.
How about a ham sandwich, Kazir Khan?
Jesus Christ.
Who else do we have here?
Look, I'm taking a couple of more here.
And look, and the reason I'm doing this is because I know I've been kind of beating around the bush as it relates to Twitter shout-outs as of late.
So we're just going to continue on going, all right?
All right.
We've got Establishment Republican Ghost.
What the hell does that mean?
I'm not establishment, boy.
We got the cyber police, for Christ's sake.
We got Didn't Do's 16th Street 0.
All right, that's it!
You idiots just can't leave well enough alone, can you?
Huh?
You idiots just cannot leave well enough alone, can you?
Personal Conflict With 6th Street00:04:17
God damn it.
I mean, this 6th Street thing is very personal to me, you know?
I'm serious, man.
This 6th Street thing is very goddamn personal.
I mean, I can't even go drink off 6th Street, man.
I can't even go sit.
I mean, I'm either going to be shot by a wild jehootie, I'm going to be accosted by a homeless vagrant, or I'm going to be shot by a didn't do nothing.
I mean, good God.
Oh, my God.
All right.
Give me the podcast.
Give me my stupid freaking mic.
Give me the mic.
Jesus Christ.
Look, we are well into the second hour of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
And of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
Let me calm down here.
Let me calm down.
And I want to thank you very much for tuning in with me, folks.
If you haven't already done so, please bookmark the official website of the True Capitalist Radio Show, blogtalkradio.com/slash ghost.
That's blogtalkradio.com/slash ghost.
Every episode that I have ever conducted is there to download absolutely free.
I mean, you can stream it live or you can download to your podcast, to your phone, to listen at another date.
All you got to do is just go there, blogtalkradio.com/slash ghost.
Anyway, folks, and if you haven't already done so, please spread it around like wildfire, all right?
Spread it like wildfire and let everybody know that True Capitalist Radio isn't affected in the house, and we are live on this Baller Friday, baby.
We are live on this Baller Friday.
Let everybody know for Christ's sake, all right?
Anyway, folks, we are once again conducting a free format edition on this Baller Friday.
I want to go ahead and just start calling on random people.
If you want to call up and discuss something, anything you want to discuss, all you got to do is give us a call at 425-390-6146 is the number to call.
Once again, 425-390-6146.
And we're going to discuss anything you want to talk about.
It's a free format edition right here on Baller Friday.
And I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
Let's get to the phone line, shall we?
How about Area Code 254?
What's going on on this Baller Friday?
Hey, 254, what's going on?
Hey, Coach.
I got the engineer here in the woodshed, and I'm going to beat his ass.
I mean, you see, this is what happens, folks.
This is what happens when you've got juvenile delinquents hanging out at home between the hours of 4 to 7 p.m., which, folks, has been documented as one of the most juvenile delinquent times of the day for youths to cause mischief, to get into trouble,
to partake in sexual activity, to take part in criminal activity, to take part in consuming drugs.
And this is an absolute fact, folks.
So once again, if you happen to be a parent, I'd strongly advise everybody to basically try to get home as soon as you possibly can if your damn kids are by themselves from the hours of 4 p.m. to 7 p.m.
Why do you think I broadcast during that time?
I mean, wouldn't you want your children hanging out with yours truly, listening to the true capitalist radio broadcast, learning the straight political dope, learning how to be capitalist for Christ's sake instead of going out there philandering around taking part in juvenile delinquency for Christ's sake?
Gaming As A New Service00:08:32
I'm telling you, I'm providing people a service out here, all right?
I'm providing people a damn service, and everybody out there needs to appreciate it, to say the least, all right?
Anyway, let's move on.
I don't want to get sidetracked by those milky liquors that are calling up, and I don't know what the hell they're doing.
Let's move on, shall we?
Who else do we have here?
We got area code 808.
You're on the horn on this baller Friday.
What's going on?
Yo, boss, Curry Capitalist here, man.
Hey, how you doing, Cahoon?
How you been, man?
I'm doing fine.
Just drinking some Irish coffee here, man.
Firstly, I want to actually say if you are planning to go into the, you know, go back and playing video games or whatever, man, I would suggest to go with the PC because that's like the capitalist of the gaming system right there.
All right?
Really?
So I should invest in some badass $500 graphics card and build my own badass PC and just start gaming off of the computer.
Sure, it can cost any way you like it, man, actually.
That's why game PCs are so fucking good, man.
You can be 300, 5,000.
Doesn't matter.
Yeah, and what is the diversification as it relates to the games are concerned?
Because I'm actually, look, I'm going to be completely honest with you.
I cannot believe the amount of people that are on YouTube playing games.
And look, they're not doing anything.
They're just playing games, and then they're talking a bunch of nonsense over the game.
I cannot believe that this is actually entertainment for people.
Yeah, I take it from a guy who makes video games.
It's kind of stupid to me, too.
But now, to answer your question, though, the genre is actually very bigger.
I mean, if you want to play freaking, like, RTS games, they got it.
Single player, co-op, FPS have stealth elements, no stealth elements.
It's all right there.
Classic.
Yeah, I'm considering it.
I'm considering it there, Kahuda, because, you know, I think that individuals that are listening to the broadcast actually want some more of True Capitalist Radio in an extended fashion.
I've been looking into, you know, other social media avenues, and I think one of which is, you know, possibly doing some gaming.
I don't know.
I actually believe I wouldn't be very good at gaming because I don't even I haven't gamed since freaking Sega Dreamcast for Christ's sake.
Yeah, no.
I mean, I'm serious.
I haven't gamed since Sega Dreamcast.
As a matter of fact, I've still got that system.
It's still at my house for Christ's sake.
Never play it because I look at it as a reminder.
I think I dropped, what is it, $300, $350 on the son of a bitch back when it first came out.
Back it was at 98 or something, 99 or something of that nature.
And then after that, I was so disappointed.
Although I did like it.
I had a lot of games for it.
I had obviously Sonic the Hedgehog.
I had, what is it, Tony Hawk.
You know, I had the crazy taxi.
What the hell else?
I had a whole bunch.
I still got them, but I don't know.
I don't know what gaming has evolved into.
Now it's multiplayer.
Now you get to go online.
You get to put headsets on.
You talk to people.
And then when you kill them, you laugh at them over the goddamn internet.
And then they find your IP address.
Then they swatch you and all that other stuff.
So I don't know how, I don't know what gaming is for Christmas.
Yeah, don't worry on that one.
Like I said, it has a huge variety of games.
Oh, yeah.
But on to the more important thing, I actually do want to say, for all you trolls out there, if you ever actually want to troll a Hillary supporter, just ask them what is her accomplishment and just watch the sparks fly.
Hey, that's very good, Kahuna Capitalist.
Hey, cheers to you and have a happy Baller Friday.
Do you want to give any shout-outs, man?
Yeah, sure.
Shout outs to Christopher Smith, Dutonic Blake, Karaskin, to yourself, Engineer, as well as Trump and Capitalist, man, and MetroJunkie.
And, you know, shout out to Trump as well.
Hey, man.
Thank you, Kahuna.
I appreciate you calling up.
And look, I know that people on Twitter are like, what?
Gaming?
What?
I thought you hated gaming.
I do hate gaming, but hey, I'm a capitalist, baby.
All right?
I'm a capitalist over here.
All right.
And I'm thinking about, you know, doing some goddamn gaming, you know, and putting it on YouTube and seeing what happens for Christ's sake.
I mean, you know, freaking Poodie Pie over here.
And look, I've been watching Poodie Pie here for the past couple of days.
I cannot believe that this idiot is being watched by so many goddamn idiot, stupid, half-witted tards for Christ's sake.
I cannot believe this crap.
All right?
And I can't believe that anybody takes Poodie Pie even serious.
All right.
I cannot believe this garbage.
I cannot believe it.
So I'm considering it.
I'll leave it up to the people because once again, for the people.
I want to hear from you.
Should I go out and start gaming, doing gaming little videos for Christ's sake?
I think I'll start off with the original Nintendo because, folks, they actually put out a new version of the original Nintendo that you can kind of hook up to any kind of PC or excuse me, any kind of, yeah, you can hook it up to a PC.
You can hook it up to the damn TV station or excuse me, TV, whatever the case might be.
30 pre-loaded games for Christ's sake.
The only thing I don't like about it is they don't have metal gear.
You know what I'm saying?
Metal gear for Christ's sake, man.
I actually like metal gear.
They do have both Castlevanias.
I know they have all three Mario Brothers.
I like Super Mario, as a matter of fact.
I did not like the Super Nintendo.
I'm going to be honest.
I know people are like, are you kidding? Ghost?
I love that Super Nintendo.
I didn't like it whatsoever.
Didn't like the Nintendo 3D.
Didn't like that either.
I actually, you know, partook and bought the Neo Geo.
I actually was one of the few that bought the Sega Saturn.
Do y'all remember that for Christ's sake?
I mean, how far back is that, baby?
How far back is that?
I mean, I thought Sega Saturn was going to be the thing of the future, and I ended up, you know, getting a little bit ripped off, to say the least.
All right?
I'm not joking, all right?
I'm not kidding around here.
Anyway, folks, I didn't mean to get off on that tirate about gaming, but people are, you know, tweeting at me.
They're saying do it.
You know, I mean, you'd probably be more popular than Poodie Pie or whatever.
I don't know.
I mean, I can't believe people are actually watching this crap.
I can't believe.
I'm serious.
I can't believe people are actually watching people game and then talk a bunch of garbage over it.
You know?
I mean, I just don't get it.
I don't get it.
But, hey, if y'all are going to watch, I mean, hey, I'm a capitalist.
All right.
I'll get into the whole gaming situation there.
But look, I'm not going to be very good at it.
I mean, you're probably going to hear me curse.
You're probably going to hear me talk a lot of garbage.
I might even get a little angry because I've looked at the controllers of these new games.
I've seen, I mean, I'm just.
Give me a break.
So I don't know.
I don't know what I'm going to do yet.
All right.
I have not, I don't know what I'm going to do.
All right.
I got live ideas going on.
I got the creative juices going on, but I don't know.
I don't know.
Although we got a lot of people up in here saying that I should do it for Christ's sake.
Oh, my God.
I have no idea.
All right.
I have no idea.
Anyway, let me just go ahead and continue going on, shall we?
All right.
Jesus Christ.
Family Drama And Live Ideas00:15:23
Who else do we got on the horn here on this Baller Friday free format edition here?
I want to hear from you.
What do you want to discuss?
What you want to talk about?
All right.
We got area code 202.
What's up?
You're on the horn on this Baller Friday.
Damn Helen Keller deaf mute for Christ's sake.
Let's take an anonymous call.
How about Anonymous?
What's going on on this Baller Friday?
Oh!
Okay, great.
It's not freaking radio graffiti ass clown.
All right.
Clear some of these lines out, engineer.
Clear them out.
Clear them the hell out.
I'm sick of these people.
Clear them all out.
Son of a bitch.
Sick of these people, man.
All right.
Who else do we got?
How about 727?
You're on the horn on this Baller Friday.
Hey, ghost, what's going on?
Happy Baller Friday.
How are you doing?
Hey, what's going on, man?
Happy Baller Friday, man.
Yeah.
How are you doing?
My wife has it's it's been going all right.
My dad was kind of yelling at me a bit earlier just because of my mom's boyfriend moving in.
You know, she don't tell me.
Your mom's moving in a boyfriend, man.
Yeah, and this guy is insane.
Like, he threatened to kill us before and all this stuff.
Oh, Jesus Christ, man.
This is horrible to hear.
I mean, you know, you're the same feller that not only lives with your mom and dad part-time, but your mom also moved in your grandfather, which is also dying of the AIDS.
Am I correct?
Yeah, he moved out, though, now.
Oh, he moved out.
What happened?
He's actually been doing a lot more better.
He can actually walk and he's starting to eat more and starting to actually gain some weight 'cause he weighed around 100 when he first moved in.
I think he's living with my grandmother now, if I'm correct.
I'm not sure really what happened to him.
I know.
Whoa, whoa, wait, wait, wait, hold on.
Living with your grandmother.
Wait a minute.
Why is he living with your grandmother if he was gay and got the AIDS?
And now, what, he's going to move back with his was this was this the wi wife, the woman, that had your mother?
Yeah.
And the thing.
What?
Wait a minute, man.
It's the troll, or is this legit, man?
This is legit.
I'm not going to lie.
Oh, my God.
So, okay, now he's doing better.
Do you have any idea why he's doing better?
Did he stop taking medication all of a sudden he's starting to eat again?
Or what is he doing that you have seen firsthand?
Well, I mean, I know he does, like, you know, he does the edibles, you know, of marijuana, and that helped him a lot just because he hasn't been eating ever since that.
Because he used to skip his medication a lot.
He used to not take it either.
But now that since he started to take it, you know, he's getting a lot better.
But I don't think he's going to live for a lot long, though.
Oh, man.
I'm sorry that you have to even experience that and go through that.
Now you've got your mother's boyfriend moving in.
You know, I feel really bad for you, man.
And, you know, there's really nothing you can do about it.
All I can say to you is just steer away from your mother's problems.
And, you know, don't try to be Mr. Savior if your mother unfortunately is at the brunt end of this man's madness because it's only going to put you in a precarious situation.
So all I can do is tell you that, you know, stay safe.
Make sure to go to school when you go to school and try to make as best grades as you possibly can.
And try to get the hell out of there, man.
I mean, try to do whatever it takes.
I really feel for you, man.
I'm really sorry that, I mean, once again, I mean, this is a very, very serious issue.
I mean, how do you feel about this?
You know, you're not the only one that is going through this.
This is a very serious and more frequent epidemic that's happening amongst young people.
How does that make you feel that your mom's just going to move in this boyfriend that you've already said that is a little nuts?
You know, he's already decided that or has made drastic moves into crazydom, threatening your life, threatening your mom's life.
I mean, how do you feel about that, man?
I feel like I'm sort of like stuck in this problem because it's not just that that's scaring me, really.
It's just my dad's yelling at me for, you know, for my mom's four-four living there.
Oh, man.
So what is he yelling at you about?
I mean, how is it your fault?
That's the thing.
I tell him it's not my fault, but he doesn't know who to yell at.
He tried yelling at my mom, but my mom's kind of, you know, a bit kind of mean to him.
Well, yeah, because obviously she obviously she has you, like, majority possession of you.
So obviously the courts are going to rule in her favor if your dad decides to, you know, yeah, exactly.
Decides to maybe be a little too verbally aggressive or whatever the case might be.
So, man, you're in a very precarious situation.
I mean, maybe you need to have a sit down with your dad and talk to him and have a man-to-man and say, look, I know that you're upset, Dad.
I know that you're upset at the fact that you're in this precarious situation, but you can't yell at me.
With all due respect, I am just the consequence of your decision and mother's decision.
And to take anything out on me is completely bypassing responsibility from you two people.
And of course, if they yell at you and do anything after that, then you know that maybe, just maybe, you're on your own.
And with that mentality, man, you got to become a capitalist.
You got to figure out, like, you know, when you become 16, 17, get a job, make sure to put, you know, everything in some level of security.
I don't know if you can even open up a bank account at that age, but I would put my money in a freaking box, bury it, do whatever that do whatever it takes, man.
But don't let this bother you.
Always remember that always remember that childhood is temporary.
Teenage your teenage years are going to go by like that.
It is not forever.
And just keep on trucking, man.
I'm glad that Grandpa AIDS is a little better, man, and that you're not out there taking care of him anymore.
And I don't know how.
I mean, can you explain before we move on to Radio Graffiti?
Can you explain to me how the ex-wife of your grandfather who I mean did he divorce her?
I believe so.
I'm not sure like on that story exactly because this all happened before it was born.
But all I know is that my mom's saying that he's gay.
And, you know, I've just been minding my own business.
You know, my dad, he's not really friendly with these kind of people.
You know, my dad's already, you know, a bad person.
He has mugshots and all this stuff.
Oh, your dad's kind of rough.
Your dad's kind of rough around the edges or something?
Yeah, I mean, yeah, he's a bit rough of a person, yeah.
But I mean, he's still my dad.
I still love him.
Yeah.
Yeah, I hear you, man.
Anyway, I want to thank you for calling in, man.
And just like I said, keep your head up.
You know, teenage years, they don't last forever.
It's going to pass by before your very eyes.
And before you know it, you're going to be an adult.
You'll be able to do your own decisions.
But what you need to do is you need to look at your mother and father and you need to take a look at the bad decisions that they made.
You take a look at the things that you don't want to do, things that you don't want to act like.
And just take that into your own personal self and make that make you a better person.
You know what I'm saying?
Seriously.
I'm not joking for Christ's sake.
And for you people on Twitter that are saying this is boring, get to radio graffiti, screw you, idiots, all right?
You keep telling me that.
I won't do it.
How about that?
I don't know where you ungrateful, dumbass jerk dicks think that you're going to be able to tell me what to do.
All right?
Nobody.
Nobody tells me what to do, boy.
Nobody.
This is my baller Friday, you scumbags.
It belongs to me.
And if I wanted to sit here for the next 30 minutes and sip on my Johnny Walker blue label while I sing songs for Christ's sake or whatever, I could do that.
I could do that.
You don't tell me what to do.
You son of a bitch.
Nobody tells me what to do.
You son of a bitch.
Now I shall take a drink of my freaking scotch now.
How do you like that, you stupid, ungrateful scumbags?
I'm serious, man.
I'm sick of this crap.
All right?
I'm sick of this crap, you enemabag, clean, cut-cold connoisseur having Jared Fogel flapjack kitted fruity ass pedophile looking trash.
I'm sick of that crap.
I'm sick of you people thinking that you can tell me what to do.
Nobody tells me what to do.
Oh, boy, tell me what to do.
I'm serious, man.
I'm not kidding around.
I'm sick and tired of you people thinking that you can mouth off to me.
I'm sick and tired of you people thinking that you can flap your fat Cheeto-stained fingers on the keyboard and talk garbage to me, boy.
You can't do it.
Do you understand that?
I'm sick of you people thinking that you can tell me what to do.
Screw you people.
I mean, if I want to sit around here and sing zippity-dooda, zippity-yeah, my, oh my, what a wonderful day.
Look at the trolls now.
They're so gay.
They're taking up the pooper every day.
I mean, I could sing that if I want to.
Do you understand that?
Jesus Christ, man.
Let me take a swig of this.
I'm not joking.
You people are going to tell me what to do.
I'll do what I want to do.
I'll do what I want to do.
Let me take another sip of this damn Johnny Walker blue label here.
Oh, man, that's some good stuff.
Woo!
Anyway, folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me here on this Baller Friday.
All right?
The Baller Friday.
This is a free format edition, baby.
Free format edition of the True Capitalist Radio Show.
This is what we do every Baller Friday, unless there's some serious news that comes up for Christ's sake.
All right?
We got about 30 minutes left of the broadcast.
I was going to get to radio graffiti and give a whole 30 minutes of radio graffiti for Christ's sake, but then we have a bunch of jerk dicks out here trying to flap their fat pop-start pop-tart-eating fingers on the keyboard trying to talk garbage to me, trying to tell me what to do.
And I'm not a man that can be told what to do.
Nobody tells me what to do.
Nobody.
Nobody tells me what to do.
You see, you people think that you're going to ruin my Baller Friday, huh?
You people think that you're going to ruin my Baller Friday.
You ain't going to ruin my Baller Friday, boy.
You ain't going to rule my goddamn Baller Friday.
As a matter of fact, you know what I'm going to do here?
I should just throw on some goddamn music and just pretend I'm at the bar and then just drink.
Hey, engineer, find some bar music.
All right, because I'm telling you this right now.
These sons of bitches, they think I'm just going to just bow down and do what they say because they're going to tweet at me and tell me what to do.
Nobody tells me what to do.
Especially on a baller Friday, nobody tells me what to do.
You son of a bitch.
All right?
Nobody tells me what to do.
Nobody.
Jesus Christ.
And screw you people on Twitter.
I could see, look at, I could see you.
I'm a radio graffiti.
I'm looking to radio graffiti.
Here's this asshole.
I'm too cheap to do three hours of BTR.
Look, it's not the fact of being cheap asshole.
It's the fact that if I turn this show into a three-hour show, you ungrateful assholes are going to want a fourth hour.
All right?
And let me tell you something.
I'm not too enthused about doing two goddamn hours with you scumbags because you're a bunch of ungrateful pricks.
All right?
All right, because you're a bunch of ungrateful pricks.
That's why you're lucky if I even do a post-show third hour edition because goddammit, I don't believe that you even deserve two hours for Christ's sake.
I mean, I'm giving you two to three hours of my life that you people could care less.
You people could care less, and that's what pisses me off for Christ's sake, man.
It pisses me goddamn off.
Jesus Christ, man.
When you don't go to Geico.com, car insurance can seem intense.
Like, breakup RB intense.
I thought you said you love a sweater that I gotta use.
If you didn't, you could have told me.
Geico makes it easy.
Just go to Geico.com anytime to update or check your policy without all the extra drama.
I even had a different seat.
When you don't go to Geico.com, car insurance can be hard.
Like early 90s heavy metal heart.
I'm yelling and screaming and I'm loud.
Geico Makes It Easy.
You can review and update your policy or report a claim on Geico.com or the Geico mobile app.
Because shouldn't we all have a little less stress in our lives?
I'm not even upset about anything.
Heavy Metal Bar Music00:15:57
You know, throw on some bar music, engineer.
I'm serious, man.
I'm not going to sit here.
I'm just going to pretend I'm at the bar and I'm not going to take radio graffiti.
How do you like that?
How do you like a little bit of that, you stupid laureant?
How do you like that?
Oh, is I going to make you cry now?
Is that going to make you cry?
Shut up, your ass.
You son of a bitch.
I'm telling you, you know, I deserve more respect.
Do you understand?
I deserve more respect.
Jesus Christ, man.
I mean, I'm serious, man.
I mean, you know, I was going to do 30 minutes of radio graffiti.
I was going to do it.
All right.
I was going to do it.
But you know what?
You've got a bunch of jerk dicks out here that think because they're a bunch of neck bearded pieces of trash and because they're behind a goddamn computer or they're on the shitter on the phone or whatever the hell they are, they actually believe that they deserve something more than they have.
I mean, I'm serious.
They actually think this crap.
It's stupid.
It's stupid.
I mean, I deserve more respect.
I deserve more respect.
You understand, Eva?
I deserve more respect than what you people are giving me.
I can tell you that right goddamn now.
Anyway, I'm going to give you the mic.
Freaking mic, for Christ's sake.
I'm going to put on some, put on some music, engineer, and we're going to put it on here in the studio.
All right?
So we can jam out.
We're not going to put it on on the stream here.
Put it off.
Turn it off, engineer.
What do you got?
What do you got?
Oh, man.
We got some Stevie Rave on, baby.
Oh, yeah.
Huh?
Huh, you scumbags.
Oh, you're going to make fun of Steamer Rave on?
You're gonna make rude of me.
How do you like that scumbag?
How do you like that baller frying, you scum?
You terrorist scum!
You trop terrorist crap!
You cyber mermaid pieces of trash!
God damn it.
Yeah!
Give me my drink!
Woo!
Yeah!
Bow, pound.
It's like being at the bar with ghosts, isn't it, baby?
Woo!
You understand?
It's like being at the bar with ghosts, baby.
Bartender, give everybody a round.
Give everybody around.
Yeah!
Give everybody a round right now and charge it on that guy's tab over there.
All right?
and a round of charging on that guy's tab.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
Woo!
Give me a drink.
Come on, keep them coming, baby.
Keep them coming.
Woo!
It's Bowler Friday.
It's Bowler Friday.
Cheers to the capitalists, baby.
Woo!
Yeah.
I want to say cheers to everybody right now.
Everybody, bring up your glasses.
Cheers, baby.
Cheers.
Blood and down the side.
We're at the bar, baby!
That's what we're at.
We're at the bar.
All right?
Cheers, baby.
Cheers.
Yeah, man.
We're the bar tonight, baby.
There's a lot of people at this bar, huh, baby?
Look at these hot tamale whorebags that are walking down 6th Street.
You understand?
Woo!
Oh, man, what a bowler Friday.
Yeah.
Come on, let's get it.
Another round of shots.
Another round of shots, baby, and put it on this guy's tab.
on this guy right here.
Nobody tells me what to do.
You know, nobody tells me what to do.
I think you people need to understand that.
Yeah.
How about a ham sandwich?
How about a ham sandwich?
All right, baby.
That's right.
I'm telling you, I wish we were all on 6th Street right now.
And let me tell you something.
You goddamn trolls, if you're out here trying to malball to me in front of me at a goddamn bar, I will stop a mud hole in your ass, kick it dry, take a dirty yellow bubbly piss in it, and kick it dry.
And all you can do is look back at me with a yellow smile about it, boy.
Woo!
Wow!
Wow!
Woo!
I want to say cheers to the Capitalist Army.
Yay, yay, yay, yay.
Good stuff, baby.
Good stuff.
That's right.
Ha, ha, ha.
Hey, let's have another round, all right?
Let's have another round up in here.
All right, put it on Mass Ponies tab, all right?
That's what we're going to do.
Put her on Masked Pony's tab.
All right?
That's right, baby.
That's right.
I'll say cheers to everybody out there, baby.
Cheers, all right?
It's Baller Friday.
It's Baller Friday.
We're here at the bar, baby.
All right?
Woo!
Oh, man.
Hey, another round of shots.
Just keep them coming.
Keep them.
Put it on Tub Guys tab this time, baby.
Put it on Tub Guys tab.
All right?
There we go, man.
Cheers, everybody.
Cheers.
All right, we're out here at the bar, baby.
We're out here at the bar here.
All right, man.
That's what I'm talking about.
Look at that Stevie Ray gone guitar, baby.
Listen to that.
Bow, now, bad on.
Better, no, bad on.
Woo!
Yeah.
Another round of shots, baby.
Another round of shots.
Put it on Teutonic Plagues tab.
All right, put it on Teutonic Plagues tab.
Woo!
Oh, man.
I'm telling you.
I'm telling you.
That's right, baby.
I'm telling you, listen to that.
Listen to that guitar.
Listen to that Stevie Ray guitar, baby.
Bow, bow, bow.
Woo!
It's Bowler Friday.
Can you feel it, baby?
It's Bowler Friday.
It's time to celebrate the damn weekend, baby.
I want to say cheers to everybody who's out there.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Woo!
What's going on?
Hey, one more time.
Look at one more round going on.
And let's put it on G's tab.
Let's put it on G's tab for Christ's sake.
Woo!
I'm shooting shots here, baby.
I'm shooting shots.
Let's put another round.
Let's put it on the Brony Networks tab.
Let's put it on a base tab for Christ's sake.
in on this drinking session on this bowler Friday.
Woo!
Woo!
Man.
Hell yeah.
Hell yeah, baby.
All right.
That was a good time there at the bar, baby.
Man, listen to that Stevie Ray guitar, baby.
Listen to that Stevie Ray guitar.
Man.
Man, man, man.
Let's get another round of shots here.
Let's get another round of shots.
Let's put it on the ghetto capitalists tab.
That son of a bitch is being paid by our tax dollars anyway, so let's have two shots on that son of a bitch.
Ha, ha, ha, ha.
Yes. Yes.
Woo!
Oh, man, that's Stevie Ray, baby.
That's a little bit of Stevie Ray, baby.
Woo!
All right.
All right, calm down.
All right, let me calm down.
Let's go ahead and leave this bar here.
Let's go ahead and leave this bar here.
All right, we gotta leave this damn bar here, folks.
My apologies for that.
Just had to have me a little decent drinking session before we get into some radio graffiti.
Because as I've stated previous, folks, nobody tells me what to do.
All right?
Nobody tells me what to do.
I was going to have 30 minutes of radio graffiti, but then these idiots on Twitter tried to flap their Cheeto steak fingers on the keyboard trying to tell me what to do.
And I don't appreciate it, boy.
I don't appreciate it one bit.
Not on my Baller Friday, you son of a bitch.
Not on my Baller Friday, boy.
Jesus Christ, for Christ's sake.
We got some idiots saying play nickelback.
Are you kidding me?
What kind of fruity ass crap is that?
I would kick the crap out of somebody who put nickelback on a damn jukebox at any bar that I was freaking sitting back in, for Christ's sake.
I'll tell you that right damn now.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, folks, let's go ahead to get to everybody's favorite part of the broadcast.
And I'm talking about radiography.
That's right, folks.
Radio graffiti, the part of the broadcast where the spectators become a part of the spectacle.
All you've got to do is give me a call right now at 425-390-6146.
And when I call on your area code, you've got exactly three to four seconds to say whatever it is that's on your mind, for Christ's sake, all right?
Anyway, folks, do we got any freaking radio graffiti calls, engineer?
Well, all right, for Christ's sake.
Anyway, let's go ahead and get to radio graffiti right now.
All right, folks.
Hold on.
Edgier, what are you motioning me for?
Well, hey, look, we'll go to the bar afterwards.
Look, the engineer wants to go to the bar now, for Christ's sake.
You see, you see what you people made me do?
You see what you people made me do now?
The engineer wants to go out.
He wants to go out in 6th Street, which I don't want to go out to anymore because I don't know if I'm going to be hit up by a damn wild jehootie or a didn't do nothing while I'm just sitting back having a few brewskis for Christ's sake.
Anyway, folks, let's just go ahead and let's get your radio graffiti, all right?
How about Area Coach 570, Radio Graffiti?
Hey, how you doing, Gosam?
I think Alex Jones is the sexiest man I've ever met.
You're Sambone.
Well, Alex Jones ain't no fit trim, you know, muscle-bound idiot either, for Christ's sake, all right?
I mean, I've seen that son of a bitch on 6th Street.
I mean, I bet you, money, he is shopping from the Portly size.
Whenever he gets a new sports coat, I could be wrong, but I mean, you know, I got to give him credit.
All that whatever vitality nutraceutical crap that he's shoving down his pipe.
Yeah, trimming him down a little bit, but he's still, you know, still got to trim some fat off that fat ass.
No offense, Alex, all right?
Anyway, we got 267, Radio Graffiti.
Hey, ghost, Happy Baller Friday.
What's up?
Hey, man.
Happy Baller Friday.
All right, appreciate the call.
Thank you very much.
Who else do we got?
915, Radio Graffiti.
I know real Americans.
I want to write something.
I'm a real American.
I know what's right.
I'm going to die.
Yeah, here we go.
We got the Hulkamania, huh?
That's right, that's the Hulkamania.
You're going to eat your vitamins.
You're going to take it.
Get the hell out of here.
936 Radio Graffiti.
Get that nickelback crap out of here, that fruit rock.
I mean, you're talking about a bunch of fruity asses that fruity just fruiterized rock.
They fruiterize rock, to say the least, all right?
Anonymous Radio Graffiti.
He was gone.
Oh, of course I was gone.
I've got nothing good for a buck now, then.
How about a train of a call to anywhere in America?
That's crazy.
He's right.
About 10, 10, 220, and all calls up to 20 minutes are only 99 cents.
It's just 10 cents a minute after that, man.
Anonymous Radio Graffiti Calls00:09:14
Is it really?
Oh, shut up, you stupid moron.
How about anonymous radio graffiti?
One of the biggest underground black market industries right now is sperms harvesting from Templeton.
And look, engineer, look, I'm not going to tell you again.
Sure, Templeton's dick harvest of sperm.
Oh, yeah.
Man, that is sick, man.
That is a sick-ass splice.
And that just goes to show you what type of sick, twisted garbage that we've got on the internet, for Christ's sake, man.
I mean, how much time did you put into that sick splice?
Jesus Christ.
Anonymous radio graffiti.
873 radio graffiti.
That is a sick-ass splice.
Brutal corrupt cocks.
I said, fat ass, fat ass.
Brutal corrupt.
Brutal corrupt consciousness.
I'm sad.
Brutal corrupt consciousness.
I've sex.
Fat ass.
Brutal corrupt corrupt.
God damn it, I just said that.
I know for those splices, man.
Get that!
And not to mention that I just say that for Christ's sake, you're putting me into some kind of gay.
What kind of gay music are you mixing me with, for Christ's sake, man?
Why are you mixing my voice with fruit music, man?
Why are you trying to make me sound like dildo faggins or something?
Why are you trying to make me sound like a dildo faggins or something?
I mean, give me a freak.
Get him!
Give me the goddamn mic for Christ's sake, man.
Trying to make me sound like dildo faggons, for Christ's sake.
Screw you people, all right?
Jesus Christ.
Who else do we got?
We got area code 510, radio graffiti.
Hey, is that me?
That's you.
I just want to say happy Ball of Friday.
Don't let the trolls get to you, man.
Hey, I appreciate it.
And, you know, I'm trying.
I'm trying not to let them get to me, but goddamn it, listen to them.
469, radio graffiti.
Oh my God, get...
Get that crap out of here.
Are you joking?
I mean, you people are sick in the head.
I'm serious, folks.
I mean, I don't understand how and what motivates you sick, twisted pricks into spending so much time, effort, and energy into doing this crap.
I mean, good God.
Oh, Jesus Christ, man.
Anonymous radio graffiti.
Jesus Christ.
Zippity Dooda, Zippity.
My, oh, my, what a wonderful day.
Look at the trolls now.
They're so gay.
They're taking up a pooper every day.
Jesus Christ, I just freaking said this!
Damn it!
I just freaking said that, man.
I mean, what the hell is going on here?
What the hell is going on here?
I mean, do we got insta-splicers on command?
Do we got insta-splicers on tap?
I mean, what the hell, man?
What the hell?
I just said, give me the damn mic.
Give it mic!
Man, this is really out there, man.
I don't understand.
Jesus.
You idiots better be some goddamn audio engineers after all this time, effort, and energy that you're doing in these ridiculous goddamn splicing, for Christ's sake, man.
I mean, you guys are sick in the head.
Jesus, man.
347 Radio Graffiti. Nickelback crap.
I didn't realize that I had this many fruity asses that like nickelback.
That's a damn shame.
I can tell you that right now.
What a damn shame.
Anonymous radio graffiti.
I'm going to go ahead and play this vibrator right now.
First of all, screw the vibrator prank.
And secondly, screw the vibrator.
Sick of baseball, man.
I don't know what the hell y'all are all wrapped up on baseball about, for Christ's sake, man.
But shove it up, you're pooper.
Anonymous radio graffiti.
You want to hear the most annoying sound in the world?
I'm a baller, bronies, bro.
Goddamn bronies, man!
I'm getting infested by bronies.
God damn it, these bro.
I'm getting infested by them.
Good God.
Anonymous radio goddamn graffiti.
Templeton Sanders radio graffiti.
Oh, my.
You sick son of a bra.
Get the game in the face.
Get this.
Get that mic out of my face.
Get that mic out of my face.
Good God, man.
You people are sick.
I'm not kidding around, man.
You people need some help.
You need some special help for Christ's sake, man.
Oh, my God.
Give me the mic.
Give me the goddamn mic.
Look, I'm only going to take a couple of more callers, and that's it.
All right.
I don't know what the hell you people are doing.
I don't know what the hell y'all are up to.
I don't know what the hell's going on.
Good God, man.
You people are sick, twisted pricks, man.
Freaking sphincter-fingering pricks.
Enema bag cleaning pricks.
Anonymous radio graffiti.
And let me tell you something.
I am glad to see all these fatalities that are happening because of goddamn knickers from Black Lives Matter.
That's not crazy!
That's not what he is.
That's racist!
That's racist crap!
God damn it!
That's it.
You know what?
That's it.
God sick.
Stick a fork at me.
I'm done.
I'm done with this crap.
I'm done with this crap.
I deserve more respect.
And especially on my Bowler Friday.
This is my Bowler Friday.
It belongs to me.
God.
Damn you.
Oh, my God.
Give me the mic.
Give me that goddamn mic.
Let me tell you something, you scumbags.
You people are ruining my Baller Friday, but I'm not going to let you do it, you dumb idiots.
All right, I'm not going to let you do it.
Look, follow me on Twitter, all right?
Ruining Baller Friday00:03:10
Politics Ghost morons, all right?
Politics ghost.
All one word, no underscores.
Politics ghost.
And maybe, just maybe, I may do a show on this weekend.
But I don't know after the looks of the disrespect that you pieces of trash are doing to me today on this Bowler Friday.
I have no idea.
So follow me on Twitter, scumbags.
Politics Ghost is the name to follow.
And if you haven't already done so, bookmark the official website of the True Capitalist Radio Show.
It is blogtalkradio.com slash ghost.
That's blogtalkradio.com/slash ghost, all right?
I mean, by God, I can't believe you scumbags, all right?
You people are ruining my Baller Friday.
If you were in front of me right now, I'd give each and every one of you a bitch slap to your putts.
I'd give each and every one of you a bitch slap right to your disgusting-looking puss.
I'll be here Monday, 4 p.m. Central Standard Time.
So you better be here and you better give me some respect when you don't go to Geico.com, car insurance can be hard, like early 90s heavy metal heart.
I'm yelling and screaming and I'm wild.
Geico makes it easy.
You can review and update your policy or report a claim on Geico.com or the Geico mobile app.
Because shouldn't we all have a little less stress in our lives?
I'm not even upset about anything.
When you don't go to Geico.com, car insurance can be confusing.
Like Swedish techno confusing.
Bark, bark, no, no.
Dance with me, purple cow.
Bark, bark, no, no.
Ooh, you lovely cow.
Geico makes it easy.
With 24-7 access, all you have to do is go to Geico.com and you can save money on car insurance.
It just makes sense.
Unlike, you know, dance with me, purple cow.
I like your moves.
We are now in the third and post-show edition hour of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
And of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
And once again, folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
I mean, look, I'm only going to do a couple of more radio graffiti calls because I know it's a goddamn Baller Friday.
And I know that a lot of the fans out here are going to get all butt hurt.
They're going to get their pussies in a bunch, or I should say panties in a bunch.
I'm sorry.
Jesus Christ, that is vulgarity if I've ever heard it.
My apologies for any divergentized ears.
You know what I'm saying?
So anyway, my apologies.
Anyway, folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me on this Baller Friday edition.
Let's just go ahead and get right into some more calls here.
Time To Go Bare Knuckle00:02:58
But before I do, all right, before I do, I want to reiterate that once again, the goddamn blamestream mainstream media is in the tank for Hillary Rotten Clinton.
And those of us on the capitalist army side and the Trump train side, we have to do whatever is within our power to make sure that we plaster it in the faces of Hillary Clinton supporters, of Bernie Sanders supporters, of Jill Stein supporters, of Jerry Johnson supporters to let them know that if they vote for Jill Stein, they vote for Gary Johnson, it's a wasted vote.
They're not even on the ballot in some states, for Christ's sake.
They're not going to win crap.
The only anti-establishment candidate on the ticket today is Donald Trump.
And we need to emphasize that as much as possible.
If you partook in Operation Barrel Roll and if you have an undercover Bernie Sanders, undercover Bernie Sanders social media account, it's time for you to start getting to work and start making the case that the only, the only anti-establishment candidate on the bill today is Donald Trump.
All right?
I mean, that's it.
Both parties are against Donald Trump, the Democrat Party, and the Republican establishment.
I mean, why do you think they're both working in conjunction to try to sabotage this man?
They're putting out outright lies as if the man is going to drop out.
Get the hell out of here.
Donald Trump is going nowhere.
He isn't going anywhere for Christ's sake, folks.
So that's why those of us that are on the Trump train, those of us that are on the capitalist army side, it is time for us to go bare knuckle.
And we've got to challenge the goddamn lamestream mainstream media.
Use whatever is within your sphere of influence to go out and make sure that the truth is known.
Make sure that the facts are heard for Christ's sake.
Because if we don't, we're going to have Hillary Rotten Clinton right now as our president, and she's going to destroy the country.
She's going to take away the Second Amendment.
She's going to open up the borders.
All right, she's going to approve the TPP.
She's going to approve the regulation of the internet, you stupid morons.
So that's why I'm telling you, folks, it's time for you to start going bare knuckle.
It's time for you to start getting down and dirty with these goddamn Democrats and the Republican establishment.
Donald Trump will win this election.
We just got to keep on trucking.
We've got to keep on doing what we're doing.
We've got to keep exposing the corruption, exposing the criminality, because the lamestream, mainstream media isn't going to do it.
The talking heads on the boob tube is not going to do it for Christ's sake.
And that's why we have to do it.
That's why we have to do it.
Fighting Troll Terrorism00:07:55
I mean, come on, man.
I mean, am I, is this thing on for Christ's sake?
Jesus Christ, man.
Come on.
Come on.
It's time for the Trump train of the capitalist army to go bare knuckle, man.
We're the new media.
We're the new media.
Anyway, folks, let me just go ahead and get right to the post-show radio graffiti.
And let me tell you, I don't know how long I'm going to do this.
It's a Baller Friday.
I definitely want to partake in the festivities of consuming, you know, my vices on this Baller Friday.
And, you know, that's why that's what I want to do.
I'm a capitalist.
I want to bask in my success.
I want to bask at the profits that I have made throughout the week.
All right, that's what I want to do for Christ's sake.
All right, boy?
All right.
Do we got any more radio graffiti callers, by any chance, engineer?
All right, we're going to go ahead and go to some post-show third-hour radio graffiti, and we're going to get to it right now.
All right, who do we got here?
We got area code 484, Radio Graffiti.
Man, that Obama phone is ratchet.
Are you kidding me?
Good God.
Anonymous radio graffiti.
This is true insanity radio.
True insane radio.
The badass of villainous.
Give him medication or give him death.
Jesus.
Broadcasting to you live from the mental asylum in downtown Austin, Texas.
I'm the friend, but he works me like a goddamn rat.
You'll take it from here.
Your hooks.
The craziest of crazies.
The man they call grooves.
Yeah, yeah, shoving up your ass, all right?
I'm not crazy, you son of a bitch, all right?
Let me tell you something right now.
I am a sane man, all right?
I'm a very sane man.
I have very good cognitive reasoning, all right?
I'm just I got a little bit of a short temper, that's all, all right?
And let me tell you, I prefer somebody with a short temper than somebody who internalizes everything and is going to take it out through their actions.
You understand?
Somebody like an Obama.
Somebody who's probably internalized every goddamn scorn, every bad feeling, every form of hatred inside himself, and now he's asserting it through his policies.
He's asserting it through his presidency, for Christ's sake.
Shit.
Excuse me, I'm sorry.
I've had a little bit too many shots of Johnny Walker blue label, folks.
I shouldn't have had that bar session with you guys.
I'm sorry, man.
I'm a little out of it, to say the least, all right?
I can already feel the hoo-hoo and crap.
All right?
Anyway, let's continue going, shall we?
We've got anonymous radio graffiti.
Okay, whatever, I guess.
Anonymous radio graffiti.
Anito Ghostini radio graffiti.
I'm not crazy, you son of a bitch.
All right, let me tell you something right now.
I am.
I'm a sane man.
All right, I'm a very sane man.
I have very good cognitive reasoning.
All right?
I'm just.
I mean, I just said that, you know, I'm sick of you people, man.
Look, I'm getting tired of this.
I'm getting tired of this crap, man.
You're making me sound like a cartoon.
You're slicing me in the middle of a show.
I mean, I'm tired of this garbage.
I'm tired of this crap.
I mean, come on, man.
I mean, come on with the cartoon garbage.
I mean, come on.
Jesus Christ.
Give me the mic.
Give me the goddamn mic for Christ's sake, man.
I mean, this is the kind of crap that one takes if you want to be on the internet, for Christ's sake, man.
I mean, are you witnessing this, huh?
That's why I'm saying, beware if you're on the internet.
I mean, this is the kind of troll terrorism and cyber vermin crap that you're going to have to take care of for Christ's sake, all right?
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, let's continue going, shall we?
Who the hell else do we have here?
469, radio graffiti.
Luigi, the civil union was denied.
What did you tell the king about those two dinosaurs?
It's not right!
If we allow that, then what's next?
To run a plant to something global?
Luigi, don't be a dyno-folk.
It takes all colors to make a rainbow, except black.
There's no black in a rainbow.
I mean, why are you people so obsessed with this Mario Luigi garbage?
Can somebody explain that to me?
Jesus Christ.
247 Radio Graffiti.
I mean, what the hell is that?
I mean, what in the hell is that sick old pervert crap?
What in the blue hell is this sick-ass pervert crap, man?
Oh, my God, for Christ's sake.
And look, I hear sirens in the background.
I'm telling you, I wouldn't be surprised if it's a didn't do nothing.
I'm not even going to go there.
Anyway, let's continue going.
I mean, you hear this?
You hear this?
This is downtown Austin right here.
Didn't do nothings, for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ.
Oh, my God.
Anonymous Radio Graffiti.
No, what the hell is that?
I mean, what is that supposed to mean?
I mean, is that supposed to be funny or something?
I mean, are these supposed to be funny?
I mean, Jesus Christ, man.
How about Area Code 210, Radio Graffiti?
I think the Olympics need to be stopped.
Corruption In Entertainment00:03:03
It's entertainment for imbeciles who condone corruption.
Instead, watch the Dirt 2 Internationals.
And I think someone should drop a nuke onto the Olympics before that Zika dog shit spreads throughout the world.
Like, come on.
Hey, whoa, whoa, hey, calm down.
What are you talking about?
Jesus Christ, man.
You're sounding, you know, worse than Hitler there.
Yeah, to drop a nuke on the Olympics.
That's horrible.
I'm serious.
Anyway, you got to calm down there.
I mean, I get it.
I mean, you know, we don't want Zika to be, you know, being spread around out here for Christ's sake.
But, you know, just calm down.
All right?
Just calm your ass down.
All right?
I mean, I think that we need to start coming to the conclusion that here in the next few years, we're going to start seeing a bunch of kids with a bunch of tiny heads, you know, because of this Zika, for Christ's sake.
I'm serious.
You know, we're going to see a lot of that.
You know, what's that one character on Howard Stern, Beetlejuice?
Okay, we're going to see a lot of those guys for Christ's sake.
You know what I mean?
Anyway, who else do we have?
We got an anonymous radio graffiti.
Hello?
Yeah, what's going on?
Oh, I just want to say, Hillary sucks, but Monica did it better.
Oh, wow.
Well, that's true.
As a matter of fact, it seems, according to the Star report, you know, Bill Clinton was able to do anything that he wanted to for this fatty intern.
I mean, this guy actually used her Vijay, for a lack of a better term, as a cigar humidor.
I'm not kidding around.
I mean, he actually took a freaking cigar and stuck it up this broads pipe.
I'm not kidding around.
I'm not kidding.
So, and look, that was in the Star report, folks.
That was actually documented by Kenneth Starr, who was the independent investigator into the Monica Lewinsky Bill Clinton scandal.
And that's actually, you could, I don't know if that's still for sale.
You can probably download it for free.
All the intimate details between Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky are in the star report.
All right, so go ahead and, you know, read that up.
Read about how he uses her goddamn meat wallet as a goddamn cigar humidor.
Anyway, who else do we have here?
Area code 512, Radio Graffiti.
I mean, what are we hip-hop in here?
Are we hip-hopping over here for Christ's sake?
Is that it?
Celebrating Capitalist Army00:08:17
Do we need to go back to the bar or something?
Is that it?
You want to go back to the damn bar, boy?
Huh?
I mean, because all I'm getting is a bunch of fruity-ass goddamn music for Christ's sake, and I really don't appreciate it one bit.
All right?
You know what?
Let's go back to the damn bar.
All right, let's go back to the bar because I'm sick and tired of these people.
You know, they're trying to sit over here and I don't know what the hell they're doing, but let's go back into this damn bar, shall we?
All right?
I'm not kidding around.
I'm not kidding around for Christ's sake.
Oh, yeah.
Hey, pretty good choice, engineer.
Get some ZZ Top, baby.
Bam, bam, bam, bam.
That's right, baby.
It's Bowler Friday.
Woo!
I want to say cheers to the capitalist army, baby.
Woo!
Yeah.
Hey, let's get another round going on here, baby.
Let's keep them coming.
Let's put it on Trump and Capitalist's tab, baby.
All right?
Woo!
It's Bowler Friday, baby.
Enjoy.
Woo!
Here, let me shoot this.
Johnny Walker shots here.
Woo!
Who's celebrating Baller Friday, baby?
Huh?
Who's celebrating Baller Friday?
Hey, man, since we're sitting here in the bar, let's go ahead and say some bar jokes.
Let's say some bar humor for Christ's sake, all right?
All right, let me stop me if you heard this one.
All right, stop me if you heard this one.
All right, a good woman is like a good bar, all right?
Liquor in the front, poker in the back.
Woo!
Oh, my God.
Oh, man, I'll drink to that, baby.
Don't drink to that one.
Woo!
Oh, my God.
It's Bowler Friday, baby.
Just got paid today, baby.
Woo!
Yeah.
Yeah, baby.
Here, let's get another round going on here.
All right, let's put it on Asho's tab.
All right, Asho's got it.
Don't worry about it.
You know what I'm saying?
Ha, ha, ha!
Who's celebrating Baller Friday when you're truly here, boy?
Who's celebrating Baller Friday?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I tell you that right now, boy.
Hey, I tell you what, whoever's drinking with me right now, whoever's listening to me right goddamn now for Baller Friday, go ahead and tweet at me.
I'll give you a goddamn shout out right goddamn now, baby.
You understand that?
Woo!
Oh, man, I'm telling you, baby, we're at the bar, baby.
You understand that?
Oh, man.
All right.
Hey, we're going to have to put on another song, engineer, because I think this is about to go off here.
All right?
All right.
Put on another song, engineer.
How about who?
How about I'm the one by Van Halen?
You got that, engineer?
Good day.
Good day.
All right.
And I don't want to hear that again.
Put on it.
There we go.
That's it.
All right.
Let's see who's drinking with us tonight, here, boy.
All right, we got killing time in there, for Christ's sake.
All right, we got Alicia in the house.
What's going on?
Thank you for celebrating Bowler Friday.
We got UNX in the house.
What's going on?
Woo!
Yeah!
We got the Laggot in the house.
We got Noel Ghoster.
Woo!
Living here, we got the right shoot.
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah, I'm the one, the one you love.
Come on, baby, show you love.
Yeah.
Give it to me, baby.
All right, baby.
Who else is drinking with us tonight, baby?
This is Baller Friday here.
We got Baller Friday in the house.
We got Dirk Diggler in the house.
Show you love, baby.
We got Robo Rock in the house all the way from Oslo.
What's going on to Oslo?
We got the Brody Network in the house.
Silicone Baroni in the house.
Shiggly Ribs in the place.
Barney Hunter in the house.
What's going on, baby?
Southern Red in the house.
We got Trump and Capitalists in the place.
Once again, if you're listening to me right now on this Baller Friday and want a damn shout out, well then, by God, go ahead and tweet at me right now.
Politics Ghost is the Twitter name.
That's right.
Woo!
Yeah, there's G. What's going on, G?
I'm the one, the one you love.
Come on, baby.
Show you love.
We got the Taco Capitalist in the house.
We got Bill CIA in the place on this Baller Friday.
We got Strictly Diesel.
We got the Lost Brony.
Hans Goodman Schmitz.
We're chilling on this Bowler Friday, baby.
Cheers.
Cheers to everybody who's chilling with me on that Baller Friday, baby.
Capitalist Crusader, Metroid Junkie.
What's going on?
Feta Forum Wars.
Yeah.
Oh, man.
Man.
Hey, can you feel it?
Can you feel the excitement?
Can you feel the high energy?
For Christ's sake, ain't no low energy here, boy.
Ain't no low energy on true capitalist radio, baby.
We're filled with kiss and fury.
That's right.
We're filled with piss and fury over here.
Woo!
Could you know what?
Yeah.
Woo!
I'm the one who wants you all.
Come on, baby, and show your love.
Woo!
Oh, my God.
Man.
I'm like at the bar with everybody here.
All right, have a drink on me this time, baby.
Everybody, have a drink on me now.
All right, everybody's been so hospitable at this bar.
Drink on me!
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
Oh, man!
Yeah, that's right, baby.
Oh, my God.
Woo!
Oh, man.
All right.
That's what I'm talking about, baby.
Woo!
Calming Down After Excitement00:15:57
Oh, man.
I'm telling you, that was, that's what I'm talking about, man.
All right.
Let me calm my ass down.
Let me calm my ass down for Christ's sake.
You know, I'm getting all excited.
I'm getting all excited.
I'm getting all spastic for Christ's sake.
But let's just take a couple of more radio graffiti calls now that we've had that all out of the way for Christ's sake.
I want to say cheers once again to the capitalist army.
Cheers to the Trump train.
I'm loving this Baller Friday, baby.
You understand that?
I'm loving this Baller Friday.
Oh, man.
I'm telling you, I'm having a good time on this Baller Friday, to say the least.
All right?
I'm having a good time.
I hope that you're having a good time tonight.
Anyway, let's continue going with the radio graffiti calls, post-show edition.
All right.
This is the post-show third hour for Christ's sake.
And look, before I get into some more radio graffiti calls, I do want to emphasize for you people that are saying, when are you going to put a three-hour show, Ghost?
I want to see a three-hour show.
Well, look, I want to be completely honest with you.
I've got bills to pay.
I've got to go out and make sure that I'm making large sums of capital in a variety of different capacities.
I mean, to dedicate three and sometimes four hours if I get the three-hour slot is going to be a long time out of my day every Monday through Friday.
You understand what I'm saying?
So, I mean, I'm not saying I'm not going to do it, but what I'm saying is, is we'll see what happens after, you know, we start selling the autographed beer cans from yours truly, the autographed postcards.
We're going to see what happens after that.
And hey, if it's a success, obviously I'm going three hours.
All right.
I mean, obviously.
I mean, it just goes without saying.
I mean, I can't just, you know, if everybody's out here buying the merchandise, I can't sit here and say, oh, well, no, I don't want to do three hours.
I mean, are you kidding me?
Are you kidding me for Christ's sake, man?
I'm going to do it.
All right.
And once again, I want to reiterate that these autographs are only going to be a limited amount.
I'm not going to put out, these are not going to be indefinitely sold.
And as a matter of fact, not only is there going to be a limited amount, I'm only going to put them up for sale for a limited time.
That's right.
I'm only going to put them up for a limited time.
So whether they're all sold or they're not all sold, after a certain time, I'm just going to pull them off the market.
And whatever's out there that was sold, that was out there that was sold.
I'm telling you this right now.
That keepsake is going to be a collector's item.
I mean, I'm not kidding around with you.
All right.
I mean, just based on what the Capitalist Army and the True Capitalist Radio Show has done on the internet throughout the years.
And once yours truly finally finally comes out and exposes himself to the world, I guarantee you people are going to be like, whoa, I'm glad I got one of these keepsakes that was autographed by this man because now this son of a bitch is going to, you know, it's going to be worth probably four or five times more than you paid for it.
I guarantee you.
All right?
I guarantee you, for Christ's sake, all right?
Anyway, folks, I want to thank you for tuning in with me on this Baller Friday, whether you're listening to me live or in the archive.
All right?
And look, you know, here are these goddamn tards saying, well, you promised that you were going to have a three-hour show back in June.
Yeah, I didn't promise anything.
I said that I would see if we can get around to it.
I said that I would have to allocate the appropriate amount of time to do so, you ungrateful pricks.
All right?
You're lucky I even come up here every day and do this for two hours, three hours, for a post-show edition.
All right?
I mean, I'm serious for Christ's sake, man.
I mean, you think I'm doing this for money?
Huh?
I mean, to be honest with you, if it gets to the point where all of a sudden this show becomes economically viable for me to spend four hours of my life, and let me explain something to you.
It's not just getting up here and spewing off for four hours.
All right.
I mean, you know, there's some prepping of the show.
I mean, the engineer has to do some things.
I mean, so it's about six or seven hours of prep with the show.
So give me a freaking break.
All right?
Give me a freaking break.
Anyway, and I'm a one-man operation, asshole.
All right?
I'm a one-man operation.
Ain't nobody helping me do shit.
So, you know, take that in your goddamn pipe and smoke it for Christ's sake.
All right?
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, folks, let me go ahead and move on.
Let's continue on with the post-show radio graffiti.
We've got some callers here, not too many left over.
So we're going to continue to go on with them until we no longer have any calls left.
And then we are going to end the broadcast for this Boar Friday, episode number 325, for Christ's sake.
Definitely high energy, to say the least.
All right.
How about area code 210, radio graffiti?
A man boat inside of the post.
Shack.
and that's That's real funny.
All right.
Yeah, the nut shack.
Yeah, real funny ass crack.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
609 Radio Graffiti.
I mean, you mean to tell me Rucka Rucka Ali is still doing these makeshift two-bit songs for Christ's sake?
I mean, Jesus Christ, that's like 2010 or something, for Christ's sake.
It's 2016.
All right?
Get a job.
All right?
Get a goddamn job.
Jesus Christ, man.
And I know we tried to be a stand-up comedian.
Have you ever seen Rucka stand-up?
What a joke.
All right, seriously.
Jesus Christ.
Who else do we have?
813 Radio Graffiti.
Another round of shot.
Just keep them coming.
All right?
Woo!
That's right, baby.
That's right.
I'll say cheers to everybody out there, baby.
Cheers, all right?
It's Paul or Frank.
It's Paul or Frank.
We're here at the bar, baby.
All right.
Oh, man.
God, get that.
You son of a stop it.
Don't even make fun of that, man.
It's not even funny.
That's not even funny, man.
I mean, do you realize now that yours truly cannot go on 6th Street without having to worry about a goddamn wild jehooty or a didn't do nothing shooting into crowds of people now for Christ's sake?
A wild jehootie or a didn't do nothing.
We gotta watch out for him now on 6th Street.
I can't believe it.
I can't believe it.
Give me the damn mic.
Give me the mic.
Give me this damn mic for Christ's sake, you son of a bitch.
Son of a bitches, man.
I'm telling you, man.
708 Radio Graffiti.
Hey, ghosts.
Happy Bowler Friday.
It's G, what's up?
Hey, what's going on?
It's G. How you doing, G?
I'm doing good.
I'm at a restaurant right now having drinks.
But I wanted to talk to you about something that the other guy said about the vegan.
All right, go ahead.
All right.
So he's right about a PC because it is very smooth about running and it's very great in looks too.
So a PC is really good.
And they're also cheaper to make because you can save up your money to get the best stuff you want.
So, yeah.
Well, that's very interesting there, G.
And look, I'm not good.
I'm not sold on the whole idea.
I'm just open to it.
I'm also thinking about possibly I'm either going to do that or I'm possibly thinking about doing like mystery science theater type thing.
But instead of mystery science theater, it's watching movies with ghosts.
And I'm just going to comment through the whole damn son of a bitch or something.
I don't know.
I've got things in mind.
I don't know.
But once again, I got to find the time.
I got to find the time for Christ's sake, man.
Anyway, who else do we have going on over?
Thanks for calling, G.
I appreciate it.
How about 574 Radio Graffiti?
Happy birthday to you.
Happy birthday to God.
Happy birthday.
Happy birthday.
I mean, did you really auto-tune that for Christ's sake?
Look, for you folks that are unaware, I did a broadcast on July 4th.
I got a little too inebriated, and I obviously sang happy birthday to America once too many times.
And I guess everybody thinks it's a big freaking joke.
They think it's funny for Christ's sake.
And now they're auto-tuning me like I'm freaking T-Pain or something.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm T-Pain.
Come on, man.
Let me buy you a drink.
I mean, give me a freaking break, man.
Who else do we got?
We got anonymous radio graffiti.
When you don't go to Geico.com, car insurance can seem intense.
Like, breakup RB intense.
I thought you said you love the sweater that I gotta you.
If you didn't, you could have told me.
Geico makes it easy.
Just go to Geico.com anytime to update or check your policy without all the extra drama.
I even had a different seat.
Then I'm going to go ahead and play this vibrator.
Rotten Nickelback Splice!
I mean, are you kidding?
Good God!
Good God!
Oh, God!
Oh, my God!
I'm telling you, you goddamn trolls have way too much time on your heads.
I mean, you have way too much goddamn time on your damn hand for Christ's sake.
Vibrator nickelback?
Vibrator nickelback?
I mean, good God.
I'm telling you, this show better be producing some of the greatest audio engineers ever to walk the face of the earth.
I'm not kidding around, man.
I'm not kidding around.
Freaking vibrator nickelback.
Vibrator nickelback.
I've heard it all now, man.
I'm serious.
I've heard it.
Jesus Christ.
Give me a mic.
I've heard it all now, folks.
I'm serious.
I mean, that takes the cake of remixes for Christ's sake.
A vibrator nickelback?
Jesus Christ, man.
I'm only going to take a couple of more of these so I can go have a damn drinking session for this Baller Friday.
All right.
How about Anonymous Radio Graffiti?
Jesus Christ.
Hello?
Yeah, what's going on?
Oh, hey, ghost.
I hope you have a good ball friday, excuse me.
But don't get too shit faced at the bar.
Well, yeah, I understand what you're saying, but I don't ever get too drunk to where I don't know what I'm doing.
I don't ever black out.
You know, I'll never have any of those sessions for Christ's sake.
So I'm all right.
All right.
I've been around a long time.
I know how to knock them back.
All right.
Just to say the least.
All right.
714 Radio Graffiti.
Hey, Ghost.
Happy Baller Friday.
If I could comment earlier, don't get into video games.
It's a huge waste of time.
Like, I play games a lot, honestly, and you'll just dump so much time into it, either trying to get better at them or trying to interact with your community.
And a man that takes it as, I'm sorry, I can't speak.
Takes part in as much business as you doesn't need a time sink on their hands like that.
Well, you know, that's a very, that's a very good suggestion.
I think you're absolutely right.
You know, wasting all this time on games and that sort of thing.
I mean, I'll take that into consideration because I sure as hell don't have that much time to be up playing a goddamn video game trying to, you know, beat it for no goddamn reason.
You know what I'm saying?
So I think that's a very good suggestion.
I really appreciate your comments on that, to say the least.
All right.
All right.
We're almost out of callers, folks.
So these are going to be the last couple of ones, and then we're getting the hell out of here.
All right.
How about 570, Radio Graffiti?
I'm going to fuck Templeton in the ass and fuck you and stick in your mouth and your butt.
And oh, my God, all the loving we're going to have with fucking tough guy.
Oh, yeah, ghost, daddy.
Do you want me to give back your number?
So maybe go ahead and do it.
Yeah, 570-614-8219.
Somebody help him, please.
Jesus Christ, these sick twisted pricks.
Somebody help him, please.
I'm serious.
He's got a problem, obviously.
How about 510, Radio Graffiti?
This is true.
Vibrator Radio.
Vibrating. Vibrating now.
Get him away.
Or get him down.
Broadcasting his Johnson movie in Austin, Texas.
He'll take it from here.
The Vibrator is back with the man they call.
Launching Exclusive Chat Room00:04:46
All right.
You know what?
Enough of the Vibrator stuff.
All right.
I'm getting a little sick of it, to say the least.
All right?
I mean, it's bad enough that we had a nickelback vibrator, vibrator nickelback.
Now we're, you know, enough of this crap.
All right?
Enough!
614 Radio Graffiti.
Yeah, man, nobody there.
How about 317, Radio Graffiti?
Hey, Ghost, Happy Baller Friday.
Keep doing what you're doing, man.
Hey, man, I appreciate it.
Thank you very much.
And that seems about it, man.
I don't have anybody else.
Oh, yeah.
I got the Brody Network, I guess, on hold.
But Rebrony Network, Radio Graffiti.
Hey, ghost, what's up?
How are you doing, man?
Hey, how you doing, man?
Just here.
Hey, and I'm actually doing pretty good, man.
Pretty good.
I'm actually just, you know, got off work and I'm going to enjoy some Baller Friday, just hanging out with a couple of friends.
So maybe just going to a restaurant and just, you know, eat some steaks.
You know.
There you go, man.
There you go.
That's the way to do it.
All right.
I'm glad to hear that you're kicking back after work, enjoying some Baller Friday, maybe patronizing a nice restaurant, doing something that you want to do.
That's what it's all about.
That's what it's all about.
Anyway, folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me on this Baller Friday edition for Christ's sake, man.
All right, I'm going to end it right here.
It's already about 6:40 p.m. here in the Austin, Texas area.
I'm going to go out.
I'm not sure if I'm going to go to 6th Street.
I might go hang out at Congress or something because, man, the last thing I want to do is see a wild jehooty or a didn't do nothing because that'll probably ruin my whole goddamn drinking experience.
And the last thing I need is somebody ruining my drinking experience.
Do you understand that?
I'm serious, for Christ's sake.
I'm not joking.
Anyway, folks, I may or may not have a broadcast this weekend.
So the only way to find out is to follow me on Twitter.
Politics Ghost is the name to follow.
All one word, no underscores, Politics Ghost.
And if you haven't already done so, folks, if you want to listen to any episode that Yours Truly has ever conducted since 2008, they are available to download absolutely free at blogtalkradio.com slash ghost.
That's blogtalkradio.com slash ghost, folks.
All right.
I have to say, I've had a great baller Friday, to say the least.
I mean, let me tell you, I don't appreciate some of the troll calls.
I don't appreciate some of the Twitter shout-outs, for Christ's sake.
But I appreciated some of the damn bar sessions that we were having here on the True Capitalist Radio show.
And I appreciated some of the damn high energy.
I appreciated some of the conversation.
That's what it's all about, folks.
Once again, thank you for tuning in with me.
And I do want to remind everybody that the merchandise that we have been discussing will be going on sale this week.
All right?
I'm talking about the autographed beer cans.
I'm talking about the autographed postcard.
All right.
And look, I'm still considering the whole considering the whole goddamn Twitter name thing.
I mean, I'm not really too sure about that.
I know I'm getting a lot of people that want to pay for me to follow their Twitter name or so on and so forth.
I'm thinking about correlating that with a chat room, folks, that Yours Truly is going to be in charge in and that Yours Truly is going to monitor during the show because I know a lot of people have been asking me, hey, Ghost, I want to get in the chat room.
I want you to see the chat room.
I want you to react to the chat room.
So I'm still thinking about something on correlating a follow on Twitter and exclusive password protected access to the chat room that Yours Truly is going to be monitoring during the live broadcast.
And moreover, folks, on top of being followed on Twitter by Yours Truly, on top of having access to the exclusive chat room during the show, I will also conduct private chats in this chat room during off-show hours.
Reacting To Live Listeners00:06:06
So I'm going to make it kind of lucrative.
It's going to be kind of cool.
So that's the final touches I'm putting on the merchandise.
There's going to be three things that people can purchase.
And I'm going to make sure that it falls under the category of everybody's price range.
All right.
So I want to make sure that I have something so low in price that somebody appreciates the show, that's a true fan, can partake in and purchase without having to financially put them in a situation.
And of course, there's going to be other types of merchandise that are going to be a little higher, so on and so forth.
So I cannot wait for this to happen.
All right.
And I cannot wait for you folks to partake in this.
And if we're successful at this, folks, you're goddamn right.
We're going to have three hours.
We're going to have a post-show fourth hour.
You understand what I'm saying?
But as I stated, these products are going to be limited in amount.
So there's not going to be that many of them.
All right.
I mean, once they're gone, they're gone.
And on top of them being limited in number, they are also going to be limited in time to buy them.
I am not going to leave them up for sale for more than maybe two months.
I'm serious.
Maybe two months for Christ's sake.
All right.
And then after that, I'm not selling anything else until the holidays.
And during the holidays, I am going to sell the book.
Now, for you folks that are wondering what happened to the book, I am in the process of trying to talk to some folks to see if they could actually print the physical book so that I can sell the physical book, and I will autograph the physical book as well.
So that will be coming out sometime in the holiday season.
All right, and that book is about how to be a capitalist.
It is going to be a bare knuckle, bare-bones, very easy, step-by-step method to show one that is completely naive of capitalism how to be a capitalist.
All right?
So I know I said that I was going to release the book this summer, and I got a lot of complaints that people didn't want to buy it through digital.
You know, they want to buy it, the actual physical book.
So that's what we're going to do, folks.
All right?
That's what we're going to do.
And look, be prepared for the book this holiday season, sometime around November of some sort.
All right?
Anyway, folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
This was a great, excellent Bowler Friday.
If you haven't already done so, please spread it around like wildfire.
I mean, go to the blogs, go to the blogs, go to the forum posts, go everywhere and let everybody know that true capitalist radio isn't affecting in the house, and we are live every Monday through Friday, 4 p.m. Central Standard Time.
All right?
Because I am trying to push this threshold of 50,000 live listeners.
I mean, I want 100,000 live listeners.
Do you understand that?
I want 150,000 live listeners.
I want 200,000 live listeners, boy.
Do you understand that?
So that's why I am imploring you.
Please go out and spread the word.
We got all kinds of buttons right next to the player, right in front of your face right there.
We got Facebook like buttons.
Retweet this button.
Share this buttons, all right?
Use and abuse those goddamn buttons, baby, all right?
It's just a freaking click for Christ's sake.
So anyway, folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
All right?
I am getting out of here.
All right.
Thank you for tuning in on this pretty good Bowler Friday to say the least.
I mean, I'm feeling pretty good.
I don't know about you, but I'm feeling pretty decent.
You know what I'm talking about here?
Woo!
Anyway, folks, thank you for tuning in with me.
Long live the capitalist army and death of feminism, death to socialism, death to communism, and death, death, death of totalitarianism.
What's going on, Templeton?
We got Templeton over here for Christ's sake.
What's going on here?
Come here, Templeton.
What's wrong with you?
What's wrong with Templeton?
Huh?
Why are you crying?
Why are you crying, Templeton?
What is it?
What is it?
You want a meal?
Huh?
Are you hungry or something?
You're hungry.
He's hungry for Christ's sake.
Look at him.
He's hungry.
You're hungry.
All right.
I'm getting the hell out of here.
Thank you very much for tuning in with me.
I got to go feed Templeton for Christ.
Stop crying.
Stop crying.
Hold on.
Stop crying.
Anyway, thank you very much for tuning in with me, folks.
I will be here Monday, 4 p.m. Central Standard Time.
Stop howling.
Stop howling.
I will be here Monday, 4 p.m. Central Standard Time, folks.
And just in case, just in case I have a show this weekend, follow me on Twitter, folks, PoliticsGhost.
Anyway, that's it for this Baller Friday, baby.
I am out of here, baby.
I hope you're having a good time, cause I am out!
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