Ghost argues the stock market is rigged by Wall Street and the Federal Reserve, urging listeners to abandon equities for hard assets like gold, oil, and agriculture while preparing for a Republican brokered convention that might nominate Paul Ryan instead of Donald Trump. He accuses Michelle Fields of falsifying assault claims against Trump's campaign manager, blames feminism for societal decay, and alleges ballot stuffing involving Ted Cruz and financial improprieties by John Kasich. The episode concludes with frustrated listener calls during "Radio Graffiti," where Ghost dismisses Bernie Sanders' viability, mocks automation fears, and promotes his capitalist ideology before an advertisement plays. [Automatically generated summary]
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How you doing, folks?
And thank you for tuning in with me to another edition of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
And of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
And once again, folks, I want to thank you for tuning in with me.
This is episode number 230 for those that are keeping track with the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
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And once again, folks, it's going to be an exciting broadcast.
I mean, isn't this an exciting campaign, for Christ's sake?
The Stock Market Is Rigged00:13:21
It's an exciting campaign.
I'm glad that the Capitalist Army is a part of it.
I'm glad that I brought this back.
You are actually a part of history out here, folks, because I'm not kidding around.
I don't think that the Republican establishment understands the power of digital media at this point in time.
I mean, I seriously don't think so.
And I have to give Donald Trump credit.
He's far ahead of the game as it relates to the information digital media war via the internet and any of these other clowns or even the damn RNC or the GOP or any of these other delegate bastards.
All right.
I mean, it's just all there is to it.
And I'd like to say that I'm proud that the Capitalist Army is uniting.
And I'm glad that we are basically showing the establishment that if you go against the goddamn people's will, all right?
If you go against the goddamn people's will, you know, we're not going to just sit around our thumbs.
We're not going to just be tickling our asses.
You know, we're not going to be counting the damn bacon bits out of our shit funnels.
All right.
We're going to be doing something about it.
All right.
And that's exactly what we're doing right here, right now, folks.
And I want to go ahead and get right into it.
And for those of you that are just tuning in once again and are surprised that I'm back, I am no longer covering the stock markets, folks, because to be perfectly honest with you, like I've said before, the stock market is completely rigged.
It's completely rigged.
And the reason I say this, folks, is because the merger of government and Wall Street, it's not any more apparent than the propping up of these assets that are completely inflated.
And the only reason that the equities are inflated is because there's not that many people in the market.
You know, the majority of these people in the market right now that are manipulating these prices are funds, baby.
Mutual funds, you know, all kinds of freaking IRAs, fucking 401ks, freaking retirement funds, so on and so forth.
All right.
So anyway, folks, I am no longer covering the markets.
I am strongly advising everybody to get the hell out of there.
Stack your chips.
Try to get hard assets.
Try to be able to have liquidity and a diversification that's a little bit more on the bearish side of investing.
Because I'm telling you, it's not if it's when this damn market starts crashing.
That's why yelling, excuse me, yelling, this, you know, I don't know, this Federal Reserve chairwoman, this person doesn't even know what the hell to do.
I mean, she's walking on eggshells.
She doesn't know whether to raise interest rates, hold interest rates.
She doesn't know what she's doing.
This is a powder keg.
That's why we need somebody like Donald Trump in office, somebody that understands business, somebody that understands fiscal monetary policy, somebody that understands international business, so on and so forth.
So Jesus Christ, man.
I mean, I am no longer in the markets.
Now, when you go back in the markets, folks, is when this thing starts crumbling down, baby.
Oh, that's right.
It's going to start crumbling now.
It's not if, it's when.
And that's when you start going right back in those markets.
And when it starts crashing again, baby, you know I am going to start covering the markets, all right?
Because for you folks that take a look back in history in the archive at blogtalkradio.com/slash ghost, I was giving some pretty savvy advice as it relates to the markets to anybody who was listening.
And anybody who listened and actually stayed in for the long term, hopefully you did, you should have cashed out tremendously generous because, by God, the Dow Jones Industrial, when I started this broadcast, was like 8,000 points.
All right.
I mean, straight up, it was like 8,000 points.
I think that the highest it's been the past couple of years is close to 18,000 points.
All right.
So just put that in perspective.
All right.
For folks that were out there, instead of listening to me, instead of putting somebody some hot dollars in some kind of equity that I was still suggesting, and instead we're playing trolling games, waxing their carrot to anime pornography or being bronies, well, that's your damn problem.
I mean, these people that failed to listen to me back then are now Bernie Sanders supporters now, folks.
Do you understand that?
And I mean, hey, I mean, whose fault is it?
I mean, you can only lead a horse to water.
I mean, even if you were a complete imbecile, I mean, just a complete and utter idiot.
If you would have just even taken, you know, whatever beans you had, 200 a month, 200 a month, and put it in some blue chip.
And I always said, if you don't even know anything about investing, right now, the Dow Jones Industrial is ripe for the picking.
You could pretty much throw a damn dart at a dartboard of these damn stocks of the Dow Jones Industrials back then.
Okay, not now.
Back then, I was saying this.
And you should be making out just perfect on top of the increase of value of the actual stock.
These stocks have always also increased their dividend payouts.
You understand?
They've also increased all kinds of generous benefits and stock splits and buybacks and all kinds of stuff, folks.
I mean, this is what I'm saying.
I am no longer covering the markets.
I know that was a big part of the show.
People are asking me, what should I do?
I'm just suggesting that people should start looking at exchange-traded funds.
And now, let me tell you, it's a whole racket with those as well.
But you want to make sure that you invest in something that's going to go with the flow, in my opinion, of oil or going to go with the flow of gold, silver.
You know, I mean, some of these other commodities that are going to be right for the picking out here once the dollar crashes and once the stock market crashes, folks, because it's not if, it's when.
There's a lot of outstanding currency notes that are floating around in America today, and people think that it's worth something.
And the only reason that people think that it's worth something is because this damn, there's a collusion happening, folks, between Wall Street and our government.
Wall Street is playing manipulative, little stupid financial fuzzy math games while the government is helping propping it up.
You understand that?
I mean, I talk about this when they started raising margin requirements at the CME for the Commodities Exchange in Chicago.
Do you remember that?
It was the first time.
I mean, I made a big whole hissy fit about this because when they started raising margin requirements for gold traders at the CME, what happened?
We saw a dramatic drop in gold.
Now, why would they increase margin requirements for gold traders?
You know, I mean, that means that margin requirements means, folks, for you folks that are unaware of financial vernacular, margin is, is that if you have so much money in your trading account, the bank will lend you that much money, plus in some cases, a little more depending on your credit.
And that is called margin.
You understand that?
You have that on margin.
Well, these idiots, I think it was back in 2010 when they started doing this, because remember, as soon as gold started getting towards 2,000 troy ounce, that's when they started, they didn't just do this one time.
They did this several different times.
They changed the margin requirements for folks that were trading on the CME exchange, which artificially brought down the cost of gold, folks.
All right.
I mean, and why would they bring down the cost of gold?
Because they're trying to prop up the dollar.
Do you understand that financial institutions and people who think they know finance, they actually look at gold as somewhat of a gauge for currency?
So, I mean, gold is traded or is exchanged at different rates at different currencies.
So the lower the price is for Troy ounce per gold in U.S. dollars, the more valuable, supposedly, that that dollar is supposed to be.
So the lower the gold price, the more value is supposed to be put into that damn American dollar.
And you see, this is why these people are rigging this game, folks.
Why do you think I cashed out?
I knew that, hey, there was a limited time.
You get in, you know, you ride that mountain all the way to the top as you can, and you get out and you stack your chips.
And that's exactly where I'm at right now.
I'm a very comfortable position, folks.
Like I told you, I think in the emergency broadcast, I was living out of hotels, five-star hotels, baby, for two years.
Looking like a freaking rock star, baby.
I mean, every bar that I went to at a Star Woods hotel knew who the hell I was, baby.
It was just a great time, fabulous time.
I wouldn't trade that for the world.
Me and my wife had it.
I strongly advise anybody, if you have the money to do something like that, it is one of the greatest experiences you'll ever have in your life.
But I am stacking my chips.
I am waiting because I'm telling you right now, once the dollar, once the whole scam of the dollar finally starts to implode, the first thing that's going to go up is every single commodity.
And I'm talking about gold.
I'm talking about silver.
I'm talking about, you know, regular, like agriculture, poultry, cattle.
I mean, any kind of commodity is going to go through the roof.
And it's not if, it's when.
So, folks, that's why I'm telling you right now: get out of the markets.
All right.
Get out of the markets right now.
And if you are going to be in the markets, by God, being ETFs either going against a certain sector of the market, meaning that you're betting against it, that you make money on an ETF.
There's ETFs like this, folks, where you can buy an ETF that goes up in value if a certain sector or a certain commodity or a certain stock or something of that nature goes down in value.
All right.
I mean, there's a whole variety of different financial instruments, but I would strongly advise people to look into those and either look into something that you speculate that could potentially go down in value with this crash or look at something that'll go up in value with this crash and hold on to those ETFs for the long term.
All right.
And I'm not just saying that's the only thing to do.
I mean, there's a bunch of things that all you should do.
You should possibly diversify currencies.
All right.
I mean, you know, believe it or not, I mean, David Cameron, I know people give him a lot of heat over there in England.
This guy is a way ahead of his time.
All right.
I mean, this guy saw the EU stinking garbage on the wall.
He didn't want to have nothing financially tied to doing that.
And, you know, by consequence, the pound, the freaking British pound is all of a sudden seeming like a fairly safe currency to hold your goddamn wealth in.
I mean, I'm not kidding around.
I am not kidding around, man.
And let me tell you, I know there's a lot of people on the other side of the pond that don't really like David Cameron, but some of the deals that he's done, political, economical, have really, in my personal opinion, extended the financial dominance of England for at least another 20 years, at least, in my opinion.
I know there's a lot of people that didn't like the austerity.
A lot of people didn't like a lot of things that this man did.
But look, if he would have joined the EU, look at him now.
I mean, he seems like a genius now, doesn't he?
And I was talking about this back then.
So this is why I'm saying, folks, you need to analyze every financial instrument that you know because the crap is going to hit the fan.
And you need to diversify all your assets as well as you can.
All right.
And let me tell you, invest.
And I'm not trying to say this because I'm trying to be some pro-Second Amendment, you know, gun-toating, okay, corral cowboy here.
But I would strongly advise people to invest in guns and ammunition because the more and more this leftist government continues to pounce on the fact that they want to curb the Second Amendment, they want to register guns, they want to do all of a sudden, I mean, the value of guns has gone up and up and up.
I'm telling you, guns that I owned during the Obama, before Obama came into office, have literally gone up 10, 15, 20 times, depending on the gun, because of this man being in office and threatening the Second Amendment.
I mean, you have to think about every single thing that you can do to potentially make capital.
And the reason I'm suggesting guns, folks, is because, I mean, you know, a rainy day comes around, you need some money, you need to exchange something for some goods.
No one's going to turn down a firearm, folks.
I mean, they're very, very valuable.
GOP Convention Delegate Trickery00:15:14
Now, I didn't mean to get off on this diatribe about investments and capitalism, but listen, I'm trying to help the capitalist army out here.
I'm trying to let them know that, you know, it ain't going to be that easy to make money out here unless Trump is elected.
If Trump is elected, that's a whole different story.
And I'm going to dedicate a whole broadcast in the future on why his tax plan, on why his business ideas are actually going to be beneficial to capitalists in this country and moreover, be beneficial to capitalists in other westernized countries, which are taking the heat from this globalization, which is nothing more than exploitation of slave labor and then passing it off as some kind of expansion of civilization or sorts.
So anyway, folks, now that I got, that's my diatribe on the finances, because I know everybody used to, you know, I mean, I got emails.
I mean, people used to contact me after I left.
People were like, hey, I listened to you.
I made a lot of money.
Thank you.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm not kidding around.
So anyway, that's it on that.
We're going to go ahead and go right into the broadcast.
One of the things I want to talk about right now, folks, is the plot against Donald Trump.
Now, there is a definite plot now.
I mean, the fix is trying to be in the bag.
All right.
They're trying to keep Cruz and Kasich in the freaking presidential race so that they could sabotage Donald Trump's attempt at getting 1,237 delegates.
Now, I don't know if you folks are following me on Twitter at PoliticsGhost.
All right, all one word, no underscores, Politics Ghost.
Today, we tweeted a tweet by a Texas delegate who was very, very nonchalant in the fact that he didn't care what the voters think.
He's going to obligate, because unfortunately, he was a Texas delegate, so he's obligated to Ted Cruz.
But he said after that first round of voting, because let me tell you, it'll go, and I don't want to get into the whole complexity of the freaking RNC rules and the whole procedure, but let me tell you, it's a bunch of bureaucratic crap, all right?
And they have one vote, all right?
And if 1,237 of those delegates don't vote for Trump, well, then they can have a second vote, and the delegates are no longer binded by the votes of the primaries and the caucuses, which is what the Republicans are trying to do right now.
They are trying to force the Republican Party to go to a second, third, fourth, fifth vote if necessary, because they want to sabotage Trump.
And let me tell you, the Republican Party doesn't even want Cruz.
They don't even want Kasich as president.
I mean, sources inside the, let me just put it this way.
Sources that I know have suggested that it looks like about 60 to 70% chance that they're going to put in Paul Ryan.
Can you believe this crap?
Paul Ryan as the nominee if we get to a second or third or fourth vote.
Anyway, get back to this delegate that I was talking about.
This delegate we retweeted, he goes by the handle, make liberals cry on Twitter.
He made no qualms about if the first vote goes and they don't have a nominee, that the second vote, the American people can suck it.
You know, that's what he said.
He's going to vote his conscience, and he's obviously against Trump.
I mean, if you look at this guy's Twitter account, for Christ's sake, and this guy's a goddamn GOP delegate, for Christ's sake, and he is laughing in our faces, he's laughing.
He's saying it doesn't matter.
All right, it really doesn't matter.
If the first vote doesn't go around and we don't have a nominee, well, then the second vote, the American people can suck it.
And that was on his Twitter.
He has since unfortunately ignored me since I since the capitalist army basically unveiled this cocky, authoritarian, wannabe totalitarian piece of trash.
All right.
We unearthed this piece of crap, put his face behind this little flapping of his Cheo-stained fingers on the keyboard, and showed who this man was who thinks he has so much power, who thinks that he could tell the American voter, the people that were out there waiting in hours and hours of lines in primaries, hours and hours in caucuses.
We unearthed this man and showed everybody this is the guy that's telling the American people to suck it.
And this is what the RNC thinks about the American voter.
This just proves that the establishment is completely disconnected with the electorate.
And this is why, even if you don't like Trump, I mean, you should just vote for this man because the RNC, the GOP, the Republican Party is spitting in your face.
They're saying your vote doesn't count, that they are the kingmakers for Christ's sake.
And it's pathetic.
I mean, are we just going to sit here and take this crap?
I mean, do we live in America anymore?
Is this communist China for Christ's sake?
Is this Soviet Russia?
I mean, what happened?
What happened?
Why do we send our troops out there to fight for freedom when we don't even have any freaking freedom?
Can somebody answer me that question for Christ's sake?
We've got the, and it's not just the GOP and the RNC.
I'm telling you this right now, folks.
And look, let me tell you what's going to happen on the Democrat side.
All right?
Because I'm telling you right now, feel the baron Bernie Sanders is not going to get the nomination.
I swear I'll put money.
I would put money on it, man.
It doesn't matter how many delegates he gets.
He's not going to get it.
Now, let me tell you a little bit inside baseball on what's happening over there on the Democrat side, okay?
The Democrats are having an internal struggle of their own, okay?
The Democrats really, I mean, the internal elites of the Democrats, they don't really like what's going on.
They don't like Bernie Sanders first and foremost.
They think he's a freaking joke.
I mean, let's be honest.
The Democrats, the elites in that particular party think Bernie Sanders is a joke.
But at the same time, they are not in love with Hillary.
Hillary controls the Democratic Party through fear.
I'm not kidding around, folks.
If you don't think so, I strongly advise you to do some research on Hillary Clinton.
This is a dangerous woman.
All right, this is a dangerous, dangerous woman.
I mean, I know she looks like, oh, look, she's just a stupid kooky broad.
No, this woman can have you, you know, I'm just saying she can have you go away, is all I got to say.
All right.
And I'm not joking.
Just look at the body count related to the Clintons.
I mean, these people literally walked over bodies, all right, to get to where they're at.
So this is not some, you know, jokester, little, you know, you know, little rodent like that brought from, you know, Pelosi or like the Barbara Boxer, you know, either this.
This woman's serious business.
And unfortunately, the Democrats, the internal workings of the Democrats do not like Hillary Clinton, but they can't go against her.
All right, she knows where the bodies are buried.
I'm telling you this right now.
From what I've gathered, this woman is willing to take down Washington, D.C. if they try to deter her from being president.
And let me tell you, she's also threatened these same Washington, D.C. elites if they attempt to indict her on any of these email classified information allegations, which are not allegations.
I mean, Jesus Christ, how much more freaking evidence do you want?
They're not going to indict her.
They're not going to indict her, man.
I'm telling you this right now.
So what's going to happen?
There's an internal struggle, okay?
Obama, as you can see, he hasn't really endorsed Hillary Clinton.
You know what Obama is doing?
He's trying to prop up a Joe Biden.
Do you remember the last State of the Union address by Barack Obama?
You remember when he looked at Joe Biden and said, hey, Joe, why don't we try to find that cure for cancer, Joe?
And then you try to make Joe Biden look like some freaking Democratic sultan or some crap.
I'm telling you this right now, folks.
They are going to do some maneuvers within that particular Democratic convention that is going to potentially either go one of two ways, or actually it's going to go one of three ways, but it's either going to end up in the fact that Hillary Clinton is going to be the nominee for the Democratic Party.
It's either going to be that the Democrats cause such a ruckus over there and they're doing what we're doing over here and they force the Democratic Party to nominate Bernie Sanders, which I don't think they're going to do.
All right.
Or what's going to happen is they're going to do the same thing that the RNC and the GOP are trying to do to Donald Trump.
They're going to do some delegate trickery.
And as a result of that delegate trickery, folks, they're going to bring in Joe Biden, folks.
I'm not kidding around.
All right.
They're going to bring in Joe Biden at a brokered convention to be the president nominee for the Democratic Party.
I'm not kidding you around.
It's either those three scenarios are going to happen.
All right.
Mark my word.
See, I'm not kidding around.
Those are the three scenarios that are going to happen.
It's either going to be Hillary Rotten Clinton as the presidential nominee.
It's either going to be the Field of Burn Bernie Sanders crybabies making so much of a ruckus that the DNC is forced to nominate Bernie Sanders, which I don't think is very likely at all.
Or Joe Biden, folks.
I'm not kidding around.
Joe Biden will be the presidential nominee.
I am not kidding around, folks.
I mean, this is a, I mean, they're slapping us in our faces, folks.
Whether you're a Field of Burn Bernie Sanders fan or you're on the Trump train, they're slapping us in our faces, man.
We need to start realizing, all right, you Bernie Sanders fans out there, you need to pay attention to your own side and stop freaking being little triggered crybabies at Trump rallies, even if George Soros is paying you $10, $15 an hour.
All right, because all this little crybaby emotional nonsense is going to be for not.
It's going to be for not.
It's going to be for nothing.
Because I'm telling you, unless you do what we're doing on our side, folks, and we're doing a lot of things.
I mean, we're finding out who our delegates are.
And you can ask old, you know, make liberals cry if we know who he is.
We know exactly who he is.
And let me tell you, it goes after all you other GOP delegates, too.
You know, you think he can be so goddamn cocky.
You think he can, you know, be so authoritarian and powerful.
And you think he can slap us in our face trying to make us believe that, oh, we can just do whatever we want.
Well, we're going to, you've got another thing coming.
You've got another goddamn thing coming.
So I'm calling on the Bernie Sanders people.
You need to take your fingers out of your clogged up pooper.
All right.
You need to take it out of there and take a good whiff of it.
All right.
Smell it.
Take a good smell of it.
Because that's all you're going to get come the DNC convention.
All right.
It's all you're going to get.
All right.
Unless you're going to go out, unless you're going to do what we're doing, unless you're going to fight for your candidate instead of sitting over here agitating our rallies, all right, instead of agitating our crap, why don't you go out there and make sure that your man is elected for Christ's sake, you stupid crybaby, you know, sucking on the government teeth, nickel clap loving, butt plug up the ass-looking wish that you had a Bernie Sanders G.I. Joe to sit on piece of trash.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, folks, there is some good news on the Trump side, though, folks.
Roger Stone, which of course is the unbelievable political insider, political consultant.
I mean, there's just so many titles for this man.
I like to say he's the original doxer of all doxers.
But this man has actually gathered up a dream team of old school RNC individuals who are actually professionals at the Republican hierarchy.
And they're going to be there in Cleveland on the ground making sure that these damn votes are counted appropriately, that there's no kind of procedural trickery.
Because remember, this is all about rules.
This is all about procedure.
So you have to know all this bureaucratic crap.
It's bureaucracy.
It's all it is.
So we have that on our side, folks, but let me tell you, they are still going to try to take it away from us.
So what Roger Stone already has alluded to today on a variety of different programs today, I'm just going to reiterate, okay?
We need Trump supporters.
If you really want to make America great again, if you really are a Trump supporter, if you really are captivated by the movement, we need as many people, as many people as possible to converge on Cleveland during the RNC, the GOP convention.
We need as many people as possible because let me tell you, George Soros and David Brock already have about a couple of hundred thousand people that they're busting in, they're paying for to go out there and make a ruckus.
So we need as many people on the Trump train as possible to converge out there in Cleveland.
All right.
So if you're not doing anything this summer, if you're a college kid, all right, if you're somebody that wants to take some kind of a vacation, if you want to be a part of a revolution, if you want to be a part of something that is historic that has not happened in American history, by God, I thank you.
I plead with you.
Please try to make the trip to Cleveland during the GOP convention so that you can stand firm that if the GOP tries to deny the will of the people and tries to take this damn freaking nomination away from Trump, even though he's leading the vote count, then by God, they're going to have to answer to everybody who's out there.
I mean, why do you think the delegates, I don't know if you are aware of this, folks, they tried to make a petition, all right?
Force Trump At Cleveland00:04:19
And they tried to distribute this petition, I think, to the Ohio state.
I'm not too familiar.
I'm not too sure who they did it to, but the delegates of the GOP want to carry guns into the convention.
I'm not kidding, boy.
They actually want to be packing heat as they're conducting themselves inside the convention.
I'm not kidding around.
That's how scared these people are.
That's how scared they are.
You want to know why?
Because they're used to hiding behind the shadows and saying, oh, the people's vote doesn't count.
What are you talking about?
I mean, you know, just like some evil, disgusting, like, you know, comic book villain, for Christ's sake.
But let me tell you, the Secret Service already said, no guns inside the convention.
All right?
No guns inside the convention.
So the bottom line is that whoever the delegates are in that convention, you know, the Trump, well, I'm not saying Trump is organizing this.
This is pretty much an organization done by individuals that want to see Trump elected.
Roger Stone, myself, a couple of other individuals who are going to be calling for the same thing in the next week.
We need as many people as possible to converge on Cleveland.
Please, if you're doing nothing, they're in the damn Republican Convention.
If you're from Ohio, if you know people from Ohio, converge.
If you're pro-Trump, converge on Ohio, we need to force the GOP to oblige the will of the people.
We need to force the GOP to realize that they can't play us for suckers.
They can't make us play their stupid primary game, have us wait in lines and have us vote, have us spend money, have us donate money to their campaign contribution accounts.
All right?
And then sit here and say, oh, well, it doesn't count.
there's what he's talking about we need to stop it All right.
Now, anyway, folks, before I get on to anything else, let's go ahead and take some Twitter shout-outs.
Now, the hashtag today, folks, is hashtag Kasich Gay.
Kasich Gay is the Twitter hashtag.
So if you want a Twitter shout-out right here, right now, all you have to do is tweet at the hashtag Kasich Gay.
And I'm talking about John Kasich, but this last Kasich Gay.
All right?
Anyway, folks, let's go ahead and take some Twitter shout-outs right now.
All right, we've got Rashad O'Rion one in the house.
We've got Toilet Guy, okay, the Toilet Guy.
What's going on?
We've got Phil D. Byrne.
You stupid piece of crap.
Screw you, you stupid Bernie Sanders, sucking onto your mommy's teeth, still living in your mommy's basement, still getting freaking Pop-Tart crumbs on the freaking keyboard.
Pieces of freaking fat, floppy piece of class.
I'm sick of you damn.
Look, I promise.
All right.
Look, I promised myself, and I promised my loved ones, I wouldn't be getting so goddamn angry because of these ridiculous trolls anymore.
So I'm trying to, you know, try to do what I was trying to do the last time.
He'll just breathe in, breathe out, you know, just the sun is warm.
The grass is green.
You know what I'm saying?
I don't see the panda anymore.
I don't see that panda anymore.
So you just calm my ass down.
All right, let's go back to the Twitter shout-outs.
Kasich Gay is the Twitter hashtag to be tweeting at.
All right.
Here we go.
We got Blue Jackets, NHL.
We got Dark Emperor 6 in the house.
We've got Sooners for Sanders.
Sooners for Sanders.
You see, look at these.
Look at these pricks.
Jesus Christ.
We got GTA Ghost, Commander Biff in the house.
What's going on?
We've got LegoFan421 in the place.
We got Baron von Banter.
What's going on?
We got Dee Poop Tickler in the house.
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John Cinnamon in the place.
John 60609061, okay.
We've got Warm IN.
I'm not saying that, you sick bastard.
We got LOL 1337.
We've got yes.
You see, I know what you idiots are trying to do.
All right.
I'm not falling for it, boy.
All right, you stupid nookie-looking trolls.
I ain't falling for it.
All right, we've got the vaginer, the really folks, really assholes, the vaginator.
Jesus Christ.
Did you see what the internet is, folks?
You're starting to get it, right?
All right, for all you folks that are like, yeah, I want to be in internet.
I want to be a Vine star.
I want to be a YouTube star.
You know, since we're, you know, we go off on a tirade here since we're talking about, you know, supposed stars here.
I used to watch a cat named Nomadic Fanatic.
I don't know if you guys are familiar with this, you know, portly, you know, beer-drinking fellow.
I actually was amused by his, you know, his little tidbits.
I mean, basically, it was this guy that, you know, would document himself on YouTube.
He lived out of a, I don't know, some kind of a 1985 makeshift Winnebago of sorts or something.
Anyway, this guy was just trying to be a nice guy.
He was out there.
He was showing how he was living off the grid.
You know, he was just traveling around certain areas of like the Northwest, Washington, that sort of thing.
And trolls actually were, you know, they found this guy somehow.
I don't know how they found this guy, but you know, trolls, they find people.
They find this guy, and they make this poor bastard's life a living hell.
They make the poor bastard's life a living hell for Christ's sake, man.
I mean, this poor bastard, I used to go, I guess, to some college, I guess, over there, and he used to like park in the parking lot of the college or something.
Well, the trolls bombarded calls to the college saying that he was camping out at the college and that he was siphoning water and just completely ratted him out.
I mean, they ratted him out to everywhere that he ever siphoned any kind of crap.
I mean, it was one of the most grotesque things I'd ever seen in my life.
They literally drove this poor bastard off the internet.
You know, and that's just sad.
That's just pure sad.
I think he's back now, but still, I don't know.
Anyway, that's trolls for you.
Anyway, let's see.
I mean, I got Kasich Gay, all right, Kassick Gay in the house.
All right, we've got, who else we got?
We got AKM Williams in the place.
We got Sopha Kinghard.
We've got Killing Time 999.
Save Us Trump.
No kidding.
Save Us Trump is in the house.
Bring Ladder 1978.
FBI Ice Cream.
FBI Van Number 48.
How are you doing?
FBI van number 48.
We've got Jesus Christ.
Hey, Rainbow Flank in the house.
What's going on to Rainbow Flank?
We've got, I'm not saying that.
Sir, freaking spermy.
Get spermy detective.
Splatter me's ass out of here.
Get him out of here, engineer.
I'm sick of seeing spermy.
I thought we got rid of that guy.
Freaking spermy the cat, for Christ's sake.
Anyway, K-Sick Gay, if you want a Twitter shout-out right here right now, live on the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
We're trying to get this trend in here.
We're going to get to why.
This is our Twitter shout-out hashtag in a little bit.
Anyway, we got Axe Man3315 in the place.
We've got, geez, look at these sick, twisted names for Christ's sake.
I mean, you know, I just, where do you idiots come up with this crap?
Huh?
Anyway, we got Rawl DV Music in the place.
What's going on, Raldi?
Metal Gear Richie in the place.
What's going on?
We've got Darwin Kiwi Farms.
You know, a lot of people out there in New Zealand.
What's going on in New Zealand, man?
I got to go make it out there one day.
I heard the beautiful country, beautiful, peaceful area out there.
I got to go check it out.
But I don't know if I want to spend 18 hours on a plane.
That's, you know, I don't know about that either.
Anyway, we got Joe Schmo in the house.
What's going on?
We got lead for Flint.
Oh, Lead for Flint.
Oh, you son of a bitch.
Oh, what a sick.
You see how sick and twisted these people are?
Huh?
You see this?
You see what the internet is, folks?
This is the internets.
All right?
I mean, this is what Trump knows.
He knows what he's doing when he's doing these tweets.
He knows what he's doing.
This is the people.
Look at these people.
Look at them.
Look at them.
Jesus.
Look at him.
I'm not joking.
It's grotesque.
Anyway, Sergeant Yoda in the house.
Bitch Mob Texas in the place.
Danish Nye in the place.
Who else we got?
We got Moonman for Ghost.
Good God.
Who else we got?
We got Drinks with Cosby.
Drinks with Cosby.
That's horrible.
That's just horrible for Christ's sake, man.
Good God.
Anyway, who else do we got here?
We got Toast 009 in the place.
What's going on, Toast?
Who else we got?
Grandma's Cookies.
What's going on to Grandma's Cookies?
All right.
Trump mass debate.
What's going on?
Trump.
Oh, you son of a fake.
You see what I'm saying?
You see what these trolls do here?
You see what I'm talking about?
You see it?
They're going to use that and they're going to make some kind of a ridiculous, pathetic splice out of it and say that I said that.
Then there's going to be a splice.
This is what these freaking troll terrorists, these cyber vermin online like to do.
And I really don't appreciate it one goddamn bit.
All right?
Anyway, we got Mimo C S G O All right.
We've got WI Lady Slaw in the place.
We've got, I'm not going to say that crap.
You sick, twisted bastards.
I mean, what's going on with you people, man?
I got to get a role model or a hug or something to do.
I mean, seriously, some of you people got some freaking problems.
Anyway, GTP Woody in the house.
We've got Brown Knees for Cruz.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Oh, my God.
Tranny Templeton.
Tranny Templeton.
I mean, I'm going to calm down, man.
Look, I didn't even want to bring my poor little wife's, it's our dog, but my little wife's dog into this stupid show here.
And now, I mean, I'm getting all kinds of ridiculous troll accounts relating to Templeton.
Leave my little dog Templeton alone for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ, man.
Tranny Templeton, for Christ's sake.
Anyway, Soviet Weasel in the house.
Silverband 7 in the place.
Bro Saf statue in the house.
Cheese testicle.
Are you kidding me, you freaking sick, twisted prick?
All right, that's it.
I'm not going to say it.
That's it.
Get it off my face.
Get that Twitter.
Get it off.
Freaking freak shows are coming like bald cheese.
Get off, engineer.
Goddammit!
It's... Jesus Christ!
What's wrong with you people?
Seriously.
What the hell is wrong with you people?
Anyway, folks, let's just go ahead and move on with the broadcast.
All right.
Once again, before I move on to the next subject matter, please, if you're not doing anything this summer and you are part of the Trump train, please converge on Cleveland during the GOP convention.
We need as many people as possible out there.
We need as many people as possible so that these damn freaking RNC GOP delegate bureaucrats don't try to steal the people's will.
I'm telling you this right now.
They're laughing in our faces.
If you would have been following me on my Twitter account at Politics Ghost, I retweeted one of these Texas delegates who said that the American people could, quote, suck it on the second round of voting.
He's going to vote whoever the hell he wants in.
Do you understand?
That's what these delegates think.
Not only on the Republican side, that's what they think on the Democrat side.
So you goddamn feel the Bernie fans, if you really truly feel the burn, you need to start gathering.
You need to start organizing.
You need to start doing what we're doing on our side and stop worrying about what we're doing, you stupid dumb bedwetting liberals.
You need to start doing stuff for yourself.
You see, this is where, this is a good lesson for you stupid little snot-nosed little brats.
All right?
It's a good lesson for you where you're going to do one of two things.
You're either just going to sit on your thumbs, you're going to find it, you know, convenient just to go to a goddamn Trump rally and make sure that a camera's on you and make sure that you're some label of some sort, sort of social justice warrior or something for Christ's sake.
But what you should be doing is putting the initiative, putting the work, putting the actual labor, which is something that completely left the left.
Remember, the left was all about labor at one point in time in life.
That completely went out the toilet.
But you got to actually put in the labor to make sure that whatever it is that you actually stand for, whatever it is that you mean, whatever that means to you, go out there and make it happen.
Go out there and make it happen, you stupid feel the bird jerk dicks.
Go out there and make it happen.
Look at what we're doing.
Look at what we're doing.
Look at all the work we're doing for Christ's sake.
We're making sure that these delegates know who the capitalist army is, baby.
And by God, I guarantee you that the RNC and the GOP, Ted Cruz, John Kasich, all these sons of bitches know who the goddamn capitalist army is for Christ's sake.
We have displayed our vulgar display of power throughout the internet, for Christ's sake.
And let me tell you, if you've been following this damn broadcast, if you've been following me on Twitter at Politics Ghost, you have gotten the inside straight dope as it relates to politics, folks.
The inside straight dope.
No BS, straight political dope, baby.
Not the kind of dope that John Kasich was selling during the 1976 Reagan campaign to the Reagan volunteers, but you know what I'm talking about.
Jesus Christ.
Let me take a drink here for Christ's sake.
As a matter of fact, I'm not drinking beer today.
I'm actually drinking a quadruple shot of Johnny Walker Label or yeah.
So let me go ahead and cheers you all out there that are listening to me for Christ's sake.
Let me tell you, I mean, we almost had 50,000 live listeners last broadcast.
And I'd like to thank everybody who's tuning in for Christ's sake.
Cheers to you right there.
If you're a capitalist, if you're a taxpayer, if you're a hardworking person, by God, cheers to you.
You deserve it, baby.
It's hump day and then huck day.
Anyway, cheers for Christ's sake.
Let me go ahead and take a swig.
Oh, it's just so, man, it's just so smooth, baby.
Johnny Walker blue.
Yeah.
I'm telling you, it's great, baby.
I'm telling you, I love being a capitalist.
I love being, I just love doing it.
I mean, that's why I'm glad I came back because we are in the midst of a capitalist revolution.
And this is why we need to start taking this serious.
I'm going to move on to the next subject, but if you are part of the Trump train, get as many people as you possibly can, take a bus, do whatever it takes, you know, pool money together, go to Cleveland during the GOP convention to make sure that the GOP understands that you will not silence the people's will.
You will not silence the people's will, by God.
And that's the same for you, folks out there on the left.
Don't be worrying about what we're doing over here on the right.
Why don't you go over there and start making sure that your folks or your grandpa, Bernie Sanders, I should say, is nominated as the nominee.
All right?
So we can hear this.
We can hear Trump and this guy during the debate.
Oh, Mr. Trump, you know, I think you're very vulgar.
And I think that what you said about Michelle Field is very wrong.
All right.
She was triggered.
All right.
She was triggered.
That's what Michelle Fields was.
And how dare you sit here and say that you're all going to push charges on her?
When I'm president, I'm going to make a law and make sure that nobody can touch Michelle Fields ever again.
And I promise that if my name isn't Bernie Sanders.
I mean, seriously, that's what we're going to be hearing during the debate, for Christ's sake.
I mean, why in the blue hell are these young people mesmerized by this guy, for Christ's sake?
I mean, doesn't this guy sound like the principal for Beavis and Butthead a little bit?
I mean, am I the only one that noticed that, that Bernie Sanders sounds like the guy from, you know, the principal from Beavis and Butthead.
Did you ever remember that crap?
What?
I'm the only idiot that watched that crap.
I'm serious.
He sounds just like the guy, for Christ's sake.
It's uncanny.
It's really uncanny.
Jesus Christ.
I don't know why these young people are so enthralled with him.
I don't get it.
But it's a testament to our education system.
That's all I got to say.
Our government-funded education system.
It's a testament to it.
And that's why when Trump is in power, for Christ's sake, he is going to rearrange the education system.
I'm telling you right now, you bureaucrats that are in the education system, you better figure out who in the hell you're going to vote for because, by God, I can guarantee that a good half of you people are probably going to be out of work, all right, when freaking Trump is elected.
And for anybody that says, oh, that's not there, Ghost, why would you say that about the teachers?
Why would you say that about educators?
Hey, look at the product around you for Christ's sake, man.
I mean, have you talked to anybody under the age, Jesus Christ, under the age of 27 at this point now, for Christ's sake?
Have you talked to these people for Christ's sake?
I mean, Jesus Christ, I mean, they're like zombies.
I mean, they're wide-eyed for Christ's sake, man.
I mean, their attention spans are like three seconds.
It's horrible.
But this is what Bernie Sanders got backing them up.
They're mesmerized by Bernie Sanders.
Oh, yeah, I'm going to give you everything you want, and I'll make sure that I'll make it the law that I'll give you free college, but you'll have to work 40 years in a cool hog.
And then after you get out of it, you become a bureaucrat, and that's your life.
That will be socialism.
And that's what I'm advocating because my name is Bernie Sanders.
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And Vivo Revolution.
I'm serious, man.
I'm not kidding.
So, anyway, once again, converge on Cleveland.
All right.
I can't reiterate that enough.
Anyway, on other news, Trump threatens to press charges against Michelle Fields.
Bravo, Trump.
Bravo, for Christ's sake.
I mean, I hope that the arrest Michelle Fields hashtag campaign yesterday had a little bit of a contributing factor for him to suggest such a thing.
All right.
He's actually considering pressing charges against her because the proof shows that it was this bimbo that was actually acting aggressive.
You see, this is what feminism has these women believe that they can do.
Even though they want equality, I guarantee God damn tee, I guarantee goddamn tee, if a man had gone up to Trump in the same capacity, his ass would have been on his ass, all right, in a New York minute.
But because it's some all delicate little.
Oh, I'm just a little delicate flower, so I'm just going to come up to Trump and I'm going to make sure that I touch him.
And she had something in her hand for Christ's sake.
And if you want my personal opinion, if you take a look at the angles for which she was supposedly grabbed, the picture that she took of her arm, of like some bruised handprint, does not look consistent with which the actual evidence shows.
It shows that she wasn't even touched near, and even if she was touched close to the capacity of pressure to make such bruises on her arms.
So once again, I mean, I hate to keep reiterating this.
Michelle Fields should be arrested on not only just because she was the one that initiated first contact with Trump, but falsifying charges against his campaign manager.
And by God, I am glad.
I mean, I am glad that Trump is not running away from this.
I am glad that he's sticking by his campaign manager.
I mean, I think he alluded to it today.
He said, what am I going to do?
Am I going to ruin the guy's life?
Am I going to ruin a guy's life because somebody suggested something that doesn't, that isn't even consistent with what she said?
The evidence shows that what she said was complete fabrication.
I'm telling you, man, Michelle Fields, you are a devious, disgusting, despicable, disposable road trash whore.
All right.
And I'm sorry if y'all are triggered by that, but this woman making such a false physical assault claim makes it harder for real women that are really physically assaulted, that are really taken a punch to the face by a man, who are really getting kicked in the ribs by a man, who are really getting thrown downstairs by a man, who are really getting their eye sockets busted by a man.
This broad makes it harder for those women to actually get justice.
You understand that?
Because all Michelle Fields did this for, in my personal opinion, was pure attention.
That's all it is.
It seems like everybody just wants attention nowadays.
Isn't that a shame?
I mean, it doesn't even matter what type of attention anymore.
They don't even care.
They have no cares of the world, no shame.
They have no integrity for Christ's sake.
It's just all about attention.
Even if it throws them into disgrace, even if people spit on them every time they go outside into the world, they don't care.
They just want some attention.
I think that's very sad.
And since the psychology, the pseudoscience psychology likes to diagnose so much, why don't they start diagnosing that as some kind of a mental disorder?
Somebody who just wants attention no matter what, not working for it, not earning it, not earning respect for it.
No, no, no, I just go ahead and want attention.
Oh, I got thrown to the ground, and oh, look at me, I'm the babe in the woods, ning.
Shut your stupid, stinking lion hole.
I'm not joking, folks.
I'm not kidding around.
I mean, this woman is making it harder for real women that are actually physically assaulted to get justice, and she should be ashamed of herself.
And any woman that's listening to me should be tweeting at Michelle Fields and saying, you stupid bitch.
All right?
You're making us women look like ridiculous idiots.
You know what I'm saying?
Because is it the whole concept of feminism equality?
Look, once again, and I'll move on to the next subject matter, all right?
Once again, had that been a man going up to Trump and trying to touch Trump, you don't think that guy would have been on the freaking floor with a freaking forearm to his throat?
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Of course he would have.
No, but because, oh, I'm a woman and I deserve that.
No, Miss Feminist World America.
That's not how it works.
You want equality, you've got equality, but it doesn't work that way, does it, huh?
How easy was it for Michelle Fields to go and get some ridiculous case against the campaign manager of Donald Trump?
Look at how easy it was, even though the evidence shows completely otherwise.
Look at how easy it was, folks.
Once again, I've been saying this since 2008.
The absolute pussification, the absolute utter pussification of not only the American male at this point, but the entire population has happened.
It's not is happening.
It already has happened, baby.
And it's sad.
And that's why Donald Trump, I like how he's brass.
I like how he's politically incorrect.
We need a little bit of that for Christ's sake.
A lot less of this.
Oh, I'm so triggered.
I just don't know what to do.
I'm just going to call in a fetal position and then piss on myself.
I mean, this is the new America.
I'm serious for Christ's sake.
This is the new America.
Jesus Christ.
But I hope that Donald Trump presses charges against Michelle Fields.
She deserves it.
Anyway, let me go ahead and take some calls here for Christ's sake, folks.
All right.
516-453-9903 is the number to call here.
And let me tell you something.
When I call on your Skype name or Ariko, this is not radio graffiti.
All right.
Please provide some kind of goddamn ridiculous substance.
I know that's odd to you stupid people.
Not all of you, but some of you.
I know that's odd for Christ's sake, but some substance for Christ's sake.
Put some substance on the goddamn bathing table for Christ's sake.
All right.
Now we're going to start with the people that have been on hold the longest here.
So let's go ahead and let's get to talk about 509.
You're on the horn.
Hey, ghost, I'd like to apologize for calling in and trolling about your dog.
The last time I called in, I think two shows ago, I had been waiting like four years to call you in, and actually it is a little bit regrettable that I wasted my call like that.
And I'd like to make it up to you by donating the antique electric chair that I bought that was used to kill Ted Bundy.
If you really had that, I actually would like that.
That would actually be pretty cool for Christ's sake.
712, you got anything to say about this?
Hi, this is Big Jack.
How are you doing, Big Jack?
Oh, are you Big Jack?
Are you Big Jack?
I found this number on the inside of a fucking bathroom installing a Wendy's.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Get the hell out of here.
What are you doing eating Wendy's anyway?
Well, it's pretty good for you, huh?
Oh, it's pretty good for you.
What's the nutrients in Wendy's?
Do you know how much salt and sodium is in those freaking burgers?
Yeah, that's about 500 calories per burger.
Not calories, idiots, sodium.
Yeah, that's right.
Yeah, anyways, that's right.
You see, you're an idiot.
You're an idiot.
You're a moron.
You see what I'm saying?
You see, this is the classic liberal right there.
Once you put them in a goddamn debating corner, for Christ's sake, they don't want to debate.
They just want to say, oh, okay, anyway, I don't want to talk about it.
I want to go ahead and divert the goddamn debate in another different direction.
No, you got fucking owned.
Sit there and take it.
Shut your mouth and shut your stinking salmon-smelling hole.
Just take it and lock it, boy.
Anyway, sorry about that, folks.
Jesus Christ.
I'm trying to get some substance on the debating table.
All right, we're talking about Michelle Fields and how Donald Trump is threatening to press charges against her, and rightfully so.
We were talking about how the Trump train, anybody who is for Donald Trump, must converge in the GOP convention, this GOP convention.
It's an absolute must.
It's an absolute must that you do.
We must stop the GOP from trying to overthrow the people's will.
And that's why we get as many of you as you possibly can.
Make plans, baby.
Cleveland, GOP, this summer, baby.
Anyway, let's go ahead and take a couple more calls and hopefully, hopefully, we can get some goddamn decent substance on the debating table.
252, you're on the horn.
What's up?
Hey, ghosts.
I just wanted to give a shout-out to people with waifu bags and on my and all.
I don't.
This is not shout-outs.
All right?
This is not shout-outs.
We're talking about serious political business.
All right.
Can you wait till radio graffiti for that, son?
Jesus Christ.
616, you're on the horn.
What's up?
Oh, is that me?
Keep going back during radio graffiti.
I actually don't really have anything to say, man.
Well, what are you doing?
Why are you blocking perfectly good people?
You know, I actually have legitimate people that listen to their broadcast, folks.
We almost had 50,000 listeners live last time, and we're trying to make that into 100,000.
And look, what you see on Twitter is but a small fraction of people that actually listen.
I mean, people that listen don't always want to partake in the whole circus of social media as it relates to the show.
All right.
And, you know, I do get some correspondence from these people that they can't get into the damn switchboard because we've got so many imbeciles sitting here on the damn switchboard, not saying, not knowing where they're coming from, not knowing what they're doing, not knowing what to say.
I mean, good God.
Jesus Christ.
Let's get some people that just called in and maybe it'll be a little different.
How about that?
224.
What's up?
You're on the horn.
Hey, hey, let me ask you a question.
Oh, hey.
What kind of social life do you have?
What kind of social life do you have?
Be honest.
I mean, I have Twitter.
I was just yelling at somebody else.
What were you saying?
No, no, no.
What kind of social life do you have with that kind of ridiculous no personality having jerk dick attitude?
I mean, I go on Twitter.
Oh, you go on Twitter?
Have you ever had anybody touch your wee we?
Yeah, actually.
Yeah, right.
Are you kidding me?
That sounded like, oh, oh, yeah.
No, absolutely not.
You want to know why you've had nobody touch your little wee wee son for Christ's sake.
And you sound like, you know, 16, 15.
You should be experimenting with that at this point, son.
But instead, you're on Twitter tickling your ass crack, seeing how many, you know, fingers you can get up it, thinking that you're cool on Twitter for Christ's sake.
You should be ashamed of yourself.
All right.
Where are the parents to this man?
Or what are the parents to this kid?
I'll tell you where they're at.
Dad is no longer around.
All right.
Mom is out at happy hours somewhere at Applebee's or TGI Fridays looking for Alabama black snake or something that looks good in a leather jacket so that she can have the horizontal mambo and god forbid produces another one of these lifeless pieces of mumbling, stumbling.
Jerk dick, crap.
Jesus Christ, all right, one more call, and this.
If not, i'm i'm just skipping the calls altogether for craft's sake, because this is just, this is pathetic, utterly disgustingly pathetic.
831, you're on the horn.
What's up yo, what up ghost, uh?
I called a while back and i'm so sorry for being immature back then, but I actually wanted to like discuss this whole like uh situation that you've been discussing so far.
All right well, let's listen.
What do you got to say?
Well, I mean like feminism, in my opinion, is pretty stupid, and I know that you obviously stated that before and you know, you know.
Just say hey hey hey, you know, hold on a second.
Just shut your stupid mouth.
All right, just shut your stupid stinking little stumbling, mumbling mouth, all right, i'm sick and tired of the youth of America calling me up and sounding like complete and utter airheads, like they're straight out of Romy and Michelle's high school reunion or some crap.
for Christ's sake.
I'm not kidding.
Do you hear these people?
I mean, they're talking to me as if they're asking me questions.
I mean, why are you asking me questions?
All right, I mean, why don't you talk like the man that you're supposed to be and talk like you got confidence, talk like you have answers?
For christ's sake oh, my god this, this crap, makes me want to puke.
I mean, i'm I got to get a drink, all right, give me my.
Give me my drink, Jesus Christ.
This is what I got to put up with on the internet.
Folks, i'm not joking.
This, is it right here?
And you know?
You just listen to the people's vernacular that are taught calling in.
For christ's sake, listen to how they're speaking.
All right, I mean, it's some of the most absent-minded things i've ever heard.
For christ's sake, these people can't construct a sentence properly.
It's sad.
This is a testament to our education system.
That's why, when Trump's elected by God, he is going to be elected.
We're going to make sure he's elected.
We are going to revamp the education system and hopefully put some knowledge back into these kids' minds.
For christ's sake, they're gone.
Listen to them.
You're hearing them.
You're hearing them.
They're gone, Oh Christ.
I'm not taking any more calls.
All right.
I'm not taking any more calls because, I mean, I'm just being, I'm disappointed.
It makes me want to stop the show, for Christ's sake, the amount of stupidity that's being thrown around right here.
It makes you want to just stop the freaking show.
But anyway, I'm not going to, let's just move on with the broadcast.
All right, folks, because I know that there's people listening in right now.
They want to hear some political dope.
They want to hear the straight dope, and we're going to continue with it right now.
Now, the next thing I do want to talk about is I want to talk about Ted Cruz.
All right, that's right.
Let's talk a little bit about Ted Cruz because they're trying to fix it for him out there in the primary of Wisconsin.
Like we said earlier, we knew we were going to have Scott Walker endorse Ted Cruz.
You know, that is Ted Walker's state.
You've got Paul Ryan out there.
I think the fix is in.
Ted Cruz Worries About Madams List00:05:34
There's going to be some ballot stuffing.
There's going to be some nefarious voting discrepancies.
In my personal opinion, they're going to happen because of this.
So I strongly advise anybody who is in Wisconsin, keep a vigilant eye.
And if you see any kind of discrepancy in the voting out there, please report it to stopthesteel.org.
I can't reiterate that anymore.
If you see any discrepancies in the voting, stopthesteel.org is where you need to go.
But I don't really want to talk about Ted Cruz and his stump on the campaign trail in Wisconsin.
What I do want to talk about is potentially another bombshell that is waiting in the wings for Ted Cruz.
Now, I don't know if you're familiar with the DC Madam.
Well, this DC Madam, believe it or not, had a list of clients.
And believe it or not, many have suggested.
And let me tell you, if anybody who has kept up with this particular case knows that Alex Jones actually had this woman on several days before she supposedly committed suicide, and Alex Jones asked her if she was going to commit suicide, would she ever attempt suicide?
And she utterly reiterated that she has no plans to commit suicide.
She's not suicidal.
She's just trying to get all the legal ramifications of her getting indicted as a madam in D.C. over with.
Her attorney has the list.
All right.
Anyway, a couple of days later, after that Alex Jones interview where she reiterated that she was not going to kill herself, she got suicided.
All right.
She got suicided.
And as a result, the attorney was left with the list of clients that included a who's who, from what I understand, of the D.C. elite.
All right.
I mean, I mean, it would literally bring down D.C. the amount of clients that are in this D.C. Madams list.
Now, this lawyer is trying to lift a gag order so that he can release this list.
Now, the judge, from what I understand, is a little bit reluctant on doing this because apparently there are some people that are related to the presidential campaign here, all right, that are on this list.
All right.
Now, according to Roger Stone, we could pretty much X out Donald Trump.
All right.
You know, you could pretty much X out anybody else.
I mean, the last person that checked out of the GOP race was Christie.
I don't think it's Christie.
So, by the laws of deduction, one would have to assume: does Ted Cruz have something to worry about as it relates to the releasing of this DC Madam list?
I mean, I'm not joking, for Christ's sake.
I think that he may have something to worry about as it relates to this list.
Now, we've unearthed a lot of things here, the capitalist army, that is.
We've unearthed a lot of things about Ted Cruz.
We put the social media tracks together and basically showed that regardless of what Amanda Carpenter says, even though she denies the alleged affair, there's a lot of substantial evidence that would suggest otherwise, in my opinion.
But she denies it.
And like I said, if the National Inquirer is lying, she would be able to sue him.
She doesn't want to sue him.
I mean, didn't Brad Pitt sue some kind of tabloid magazine and win?
I mean, people do sue these magazines if these magazines are legitimately lying.
All right.
But if they're not lying, then they can't really sue because if they do sue, then the National Inquirer of the publication will take it to trial and everything will be unearthed.
All right.
Everything will be unearthed about it.
So anyway, I'm digressing here.
I think that Ted Cruz has something to worry about as it relates to this D.C. Madams list.
I think that people should really be looking out for Ted Cruz.
It seems to me that he's a little bit of a sex fiend.
And, you know, this is a common theme with politicians.
Haven't you noticed this?
I mean, how many times have we heard a politician, oh, he's a prostitute?
Oh, he has affairs.
Oh, this.
Oh, that.
I mean, these idiots think they can get away with this.
This is what's representing us as people.
And we wonder why our government is so screwed up and corrupt and foul.
I mean, this is what's leading us, for Christ's sake.
Assholes that think they can get away with just getting prostitutes like it's no big deal.
Bang married women like it's no big deal.
All right, go out and do all kinds of nefarious crap.
This is what's been representing us, folks.
It's pathetic.
It's pathetic.
So I think Ted Cruz may have something to worry about as it relates to the releasing of this Madams list, this client list.
And I don't just think it's Cruz.
I think it's a lot of people in Washington that are shaking in their ball stacks right now, worried on whether or not this thing is going to be released or not.
And rightfully so.
Anyway, let's go ahead and get on to another subject matter.
And I really do want to get on this next subject matter, folks, because it's the reason why we have the hashtag for Twitter shoutouts today.
I'd like to ask, all right, now, for you folks that aren't following me on Twitter, don't get me wrong, I don't blame you if you don't want to.
Discredit Washington Elites Now00:15:28
It's a little bit of a jungle.
It's a war zone.
It's pathetic.
It's a circus.
But I have released a lot of information on Twitter.
We were the first ones to break that John Kasich and another man, which used to be his chief of staff as he was a congressman, lived together in a nice townhome in Alexandria, Virginia for 15 years.
All right.
And for you folks, the person that he lived with for 15 years, his chief of staff, which ended up becoming the king of Ohio government contracts, and who's the governor of Ohio?
Who's the governor of Ohio again?
Oh, yeah, that's right.
Anyway, this man's Twitter address is at DGTBOW.
DGTBOW is the Twitter account.
All right.
I'm not going to say his name.
John Kasich and this man had lived together in a townhome in Alexandria, Virginia for 15 plus years.
It was an unspoken thing in the Congress.
And it was actually brought up in an election campaign in John Kasich's election campaign.
Democratic opponents actually brought it up and didn't even, he didn't even just bring up the fact that he may or alluded to the fact that he may be a homosexual, but suggested that there's a conflict of interest and called for an independent investigation into John Kasich and the living arrangement with at DGTBOW, all right, because this man was not only living with Kasich, he was his chief of staff.
John Kasich paid this man somewhere in the range of $106,000 or $108,000 a year in 1996, all right?
Which was a lot of money in 1996.
So much money that it caught the eye of a gay magazine called The Advocate back then.
As a matter of fact, we tweeted that particular issue.
It was digitized.
They even alluded to the fact, and this is a gay magazine, that it's funny how a conservative can live with a man for 15 plus years.
It's a chief of staff, pays him $108,000, $106,000 a year, whatever the case might be, and lives with him.
I mean, isn't there something weird about this?
You're goddamn right, there's something weird about it.
All right, you're goddamn right.
And let me tell you, the Capitalist Army has been tweeting at this guy.
Once again, the Twitter address is DGTBOW.
We've been tweeting at this guy, asking him what him and Kasich were doing in a townhome for 15 plus years in Alexandria, Virginia.
And every time anybody ever asks him about it, this guy ignores him.
He's ignored me.
He's ignored every one of the capitalist army that's attempted to ask him this question.
And let me tell you, why doesn't he answer the question?
Why doesn't he want to answer the question?
I mean, we're not alluding to anything.
Why don't you just clear up the air for Christ's sake?
I mean, John Kasich is running for president.
He should be answering this question.
I mean, these politicians need to be answering these questions.
All right.
Now, look, okay, if there's nothing sexual related to the 15 plus years of living in a townhome with a man for, you know, in Alexandria, Virginia, okay, fine.
But why were you paying him so much money, which was an astronomical amount of money for a chief of staff of a congressman in 1996?
All right, $106,000, $108,000 a year.
And at the same time, you were living with him.
I mean, what kind of conflict of interest is this?
And this was alluded to by his Democratic opponent during his reelection campaign.
This is all documented.
All right.
And this is why John Kasich won't answer the question.
You know what I'm saying?
He just won't answer the freaking question.
How come the mainstream media isn't talking about this?
Because nobody asks questions.
We are the new media, folks.
Do you understand that?
You, me, we are the new media.
We have to ask questions.
We have to initiate the debate.
We got to initiate this stuff because nobody else is going to do it for Christ's sake.
We got these talking heads suggesting thoughts, suggesting ideas to us like we're idiots.
So that's why I'm saying, if you want to put a shout out right here, right now, by God, tweet the Twitter hashtag Kasich Gay.
Kasich Gay, because we want to know, are you gay, Kasich?
I mean, there's nothing wrong with being gay, Kasich.
But don't act as some freaking conservative, for Christ's sake.
All right?
Don't act like you're some wholesome old conservative guy from Ohio, from the old Bible Belt, and try to sing us this old conservative song when you're living the birdcage situation before the goddamn bird cage was even thought as a movie.
So that's why I'm saying, I mean, answer the question, Kasich.
All right, or answer the question at DGTBOW.
Answer the question.
Because let me tell you, whatever relationship they had, it really benefited his chief of staff.
I'm telling you that this guy now, I mean, just look him up.
Look up who he is.
All right.
You can do it yourself.
Like I said, his Twitter account is DGTBOW.
This guy is the king.
You have to go through this man to get some kind of a government contract in goddamn Ohio.
How convenient.
How freaking convenient, huh?
What kind of an array?
What does this man have over John Kasich?
What does this man have over John Kasich, folks?
I'm not kidding around, man.
These are questions that need to be answered.
And somebody needs to answer them.
And they answer them right now because this goddamn son of a bitch, John Kasich, is trying to run for president.
And let me tell you what they're trying to do, okay?
When they bring in Paul Ryan, if they try to take away the delegates from Trump, John Kasich or Ted Cruz are not going to be the nominees either.
They're going to either bring in probably, it's going to be, like I said, 70% Paul Ryan, all right, 30% Mitt Romney, believe it or not.
And I almost believe 80% the vice president, John Kasich.
I'm not kidding around, folks.
This is what these people are negotiating out there in the GOP and the DNC.
All right.
This is why it's so important that Trump gets this 1237, because if he gets the 1237 delegates by the vote, it's going to be pretty hard to throw the wool over the eyes of the people without blatantly slapping them in the mouth and saying we're stealing it.
You know?
Anyway, let's go ahead and do some Twitter shout-outs.
Kasich Gay is the Twitter name to be, you know, getting some shout-outs from if you want to shout out right here right now.
We've got the gullible cow in the house.
What's going on?
Who else do we got?
We've got, Jesus Christ, with these stupid Templetons.
They say, screw you, all right?
With these freaking Templeton names, all right?
Jesus Christ.
Longhorns for Cosby, okay.
LOL Bud Dwight.
That's horrible.
I can't believe you would say that.
Jesus Christ.
You hear these guys?
Jesus Christ.
We got the Cornblaster in the house.
Remember, Kasich Gay, if you want a Twitter shout-out, that's the hashtag to tweet at.
We've got Exilium Tube in the House.
Granny's for Ghost.
That's funny.
That's real sweet.
Real Swift.
Gostama bin Laden, you son of a bitch.
Get that asshole out.
Get him out.
Jesus Christ.
Took It Down is in the House.
Who else do we got?
We've got Sammy Skater.
We've got Vain Tweets in the place.
Keep them coming, folks.
Remember, we want Kasich Gay to be trending, and we want Kasich to answer these questions.
All right, why was he living with another man for 15 plus years and now he's Andrew, Virginia, in a nice little townhome?
And why was that man his chief of staff, an overpaid chief of staff?
And why did that man end up becoming a filthy rich lobbyist?
And now he's the man that you have to go through to get a goddamn government contract in Ohio.
All right, answer the question, Kasich.
All right, answer the question.
It's as simple as that.
Anyway, we got Esteban Palacio in the place.
What's going on?
We've got a northern guy in the house.
What's going on, a northern guy?
We've got Kiwi Cavaldi in the place.
I'm telling you, we've got a lot of people in New Zealand, baby.
What's going on?
We got, oh, geez, foreskin sniffer, you sick, twisted bastard.
Jesus Christ, man.
I mean, this is the internet, folks.
I'm not kidding around with you, man.
This is the sick, twisted mindset around here.
All right?
And this is why I'm saying, I mean, you know, you want to start affiliating with the internets and you want to start getting a little bit of popularity.
This is the kind of sick, twisted attention that your ass is going to get.
All right?
This is what you're going to get right here, for Christ's sake.
All right?
Look at this.
Colon tenderizer, flaming nipple chop, huh?
Oh, yes, I'm the whore master.
You know, I mean, cheese armpit.
I mean, listen to this crap.
Listen to this disgusting, despicable garbage.
And this is coming out of the minds of somebody, folks, right?
I mean, it was coming out of the minds of somebody.
Anyway, we got Zim Tower in the house.
We got the Bohemian Grove in the house, for Christ's sake.
I don't understand why the Bohemian Grove is.
I mean, hey, why is the Bohemian Grove tweeting at me, for Christ's sake?
I didn't say anything about Republicans standing around a bunch of Redwoods naked, for Christ's sake.
Anyway, we got Dr. Mario Hotel, Dr. Hotel Mario, excuse me.
What's going on, man?
Who else do we got?
Dylan Man99.
What's going on?
We got Eddie Hinkle in the house.
What's going on to Eddie Hinkle?
Who else do we got going on?
Kiwi Archangel in the place.
Meme Magic One in the house.
What's going on?
We got Commander Biff.
What's going on?
Bernie the Ghost asshole.
Shove it up, you clogged up pooper, all right?
Poverty LOL.
Really, that's funny to you?
Huh?
Seeing people in poverty for Christ's sake, you sick son of a bitch.
I bet you're goddamn collecting an entitlement right now, boy.
I bet that son of a bitch is collecting a goddamn entitlement right now.
Anyway, if you want a Twitter shout out, once again, tweet at me right now.
The hashtag to tweet at is Kasich Gay.
Kasich Gay is the hashtag to tweet at, for Christ's sake.
All right, we got Kristen Rosalina.
What's going on?
Michelle Olama, Michelle Olama in the house.
Hey, you know, you know something?
Can somebody try to find me a picture of Michelle Obama pregnant?
I mean, that's one of those things that you can't find like Bigfoot.
You know what I mean?
Anyway, I'm digressing.
I'm digressing.
Let me go ahead and continue on.
Kasich Gay is the hashtag to tweet at, for Christ's sake.
All right.
We got Karaskin in the house.
What's going on to Karaskin?
We got High Pete Mike.
What's going on?
We've got Abdul Aziri.
What's going on, Abdul Aziri?
We've got, oh, you sick sons of bitches.
I'm telling you, for Christ's sake, I can't believe some of you twisted, sick freaks, man.
God.
You know, I'm not.
I'm not, you know, I'm done with it.
I'm just screwed the Twitter shot.
This is just disgusting.
This is just horrible.
All right.
This is just horrible.
That's enough.
Get him off my screen, engineer.
Get him off my screen.
Get him off my goddamn screen.
Anyway, once again, folks, I just want to reiterate: answer the question, John Kasich, all right?
Because believe me, the GOP and the RNC are trying to make this man vice president, whoever they nominate, whether it goes to a first ballot, second ballot, third ballot, doesn't matter.
John Kasich is their guy, and it's been confirmed by Roger Stone that this man is receiving George Soros money.
All right, so George Soros is funding this guy.
He's funding the Hillary campaign.
He's funding a little bit of the Bernie Sanders agitation.
He's obviously funded Ted Cruz with the Bush crime family.
I mean, do you understand the conspiracy, how deep it goes against Trump for Christ's sake?
That's why it is imperative that if you are part of the Trump train, you can get up off your ass this summer and get your ass down to Cleveland during the GOP convention so we can confront these delegates, so we can confront the GLP and the RNC.
And if they try to go against the will of the people, well, by God, we will be there to stop them.
You understand that?
We will be there to stop them.
Millions of people.
That's what we need.
We need millions of people, millions of people.
Because I guarantee you, George Soros, David Brock, they've got about 100 plus thousand Bernie Sanders freakazoids that they're paying and shipping down there.
I guarantee God damn T it.
I guarantee it.
Jesus Christ.
I mean, this is serious business, folks.
I don't think that you understand how serious and how groundbreaking, how historic this is, this moment in time in American history today.
And are you going to do something to contribute to it for Christ's sake?
Are you just going to sit over there and put your thumb in your ass, take it out, snip it, and that's the only thing that you're ever going to have in your life, you stupid piece of crap?
Why don't you get up off the sidelines and get on the front lines and start helping the Trump train start making sure that we have this destabling of the establishment, this payback to bureaucracy, this capitalist revolution?
You understand that?
Everybody that is listening to the sound of my voice, everybody who's listening to me, you are in the midst of a capitalist revolution in America.
You are in the midst of a capitalist revolution in America.
And by God, we need every single one of you, whether you're doing something online, whether you're going out there to Cleveland during the GOP convention, whether you're out there at the Trump rallies, we need you to go out there and confront this ridiculous leftism, this ridiculous GOP establishment, and everybody trying to derail the Trump train because, by God, this freaking election is that panic pardon.
Did Hillary Cover Up Bill Clinton00:03:43
And I'm not joking, man.
I'm not kidding around.
It's time.
It's our time now.
It's the capitalist time.
It's the taxpayers' time.
It's the workers' time.
It's our time now, folks.
And like I said, spread this show around like wildfire.
Make your own show.
Make your own blogs.
Take Twitter serious.
Take Facebook serious.
Make sure you spread information.
Make sure you discredit these freaking Bernie Sanders feel the bird idiots.
Make sure you discredit Hillary Clinton, Ted Cruz, John Kasich.
Make sure you discredit the GOP.
Do whatever it takes because this man, Donald Trump, has to be elected.
It is a capitalist revolution.
It is imperative.
The capitalists depend on this.
Do you understand that?
Because if anybody else is elected, I guarantee God damn T, it'll be the end, the end of middle class.
It'll be the end of middle class.
The absolute end.
It'll be extinct.
Anyway, folks, let me move on to the last part of the broadcast, folks.
And I want to talk a little bit about: did Hillary Clinton cover up a Bill Clinton overdose?
That's right, folks.
I want to talk a little bit about Bill Clinton and how even his brother, you know, Roger Clinton, I believe is his name, you know, said that, you know, he did cocaine like a vacuum.
And I'm paraphrasing it for Christ's sake, all right?
Now, of course, this comes out of the man, the ultimate doxer himself, the political insider, the legend Roger Stone himself, okay?
Roger Stone, okay, this man has already broken the story that in Little Rock, during the 1980s, Bill was admitted, all right, to the University of Arkansas Medical Center for emergency treatment for cocaine abuse and overdose.
That's right.
And he was cared for at the hospital by possibly twice, possibly two different occasions, all right?
And this is according to one of the doctors out there, Sam Houston, all right?
And this is, of course, Roger Stone breaking the story.
All right.
I'm not kidding around.
I mean, and moreover, what they did was cover it up.
And guess who covered up the old overdose in the 1980s?
Well, Hillary Rotten Clinton.
That's right.
Hillary Rotten Clinton, according to reports, this broad came in, did damage control, actually went as far to get physical with the doctors, threatening them, saying that you'll never work in the medical field in the United States again if any of this comes out, threatening these people, pushing them against the wall.
And this is according to Roger Stone here, okay?
And this was in the 1980s.
I mean, Bill Clinton, according to reports, was so strung out on cocaine, all right, that he actually had to cancel his bid for the 1987 elections, believe it or not, because the elites wanted to clean him up a little bit.
All right, believe it or not.
And this is all documented.
You know, Roger Stone's breaking the case out here.
I'm telling you, this man is the consummate freaking political insider, the doctor of doctors.
Roger Stone Exposes Clinton Cocaine Use00:02:34
All right.
Now, why am I bringing this up?
I'm bringing this up because Jesus Christ, man.
My bad, folks.
Once again, you know, I'm on this smartphone here.
All right.
And let me explain something.
You know, I get a little off keaster.
You know, I get a little angry over Christ's sake.
And this stupid touchscreen, man.
You know, let me tell you, I'm going to be completely honest with you.
I've actually got the microphone at some little electronics nerd somewhere being fixed for Christ's sake.
And I'm actually paying a decent amount of money to get it fixed because it's my mic.
All right.
I mean, it's nostalgic.
I don't like working without it, folks.
And, you know, that's all there is to it.
Once again, my apologies.
This was nothing to do with the stream, my stupid cheek, and the stupid touch screen, for Christ's sake.
All right.
So once again, if I get a little off Keaster, you know, you know what these stupid touchscreens are.
Your face goes away from the phone, just half a freaking centimeter, the goddamn touchscreen turns on, and the freaking, you know, end call now button is like half the goddamn screen.
So, you know, this is where we're at, for Christ's sake, all right.
Anyway, folks, once again, the reason that I alluded to the whole Hillary covering up for Bill's overdose, folks, because, I mean, we when I say we, I'm talking about the goddamn, I'm talking about the Trump campaign.
Haven't even hit the damn Hillary Clinton campaign where it hurts.
Let me tell you, she's got so many skeletons in her closet.
And that's why I'm suggesting that there is an internal struggle in the DNC.
You know what I'm saying?
There's an internal struggle.
So, in my personal opinion, I don't think that three things are going to happen.
Either Hillary Clinton's going to be elected.
All right, and nominated, excuse me, a nominated for the DNC.
She's not going to be nominated for the DMC, and she's going to be substituted by Joe Biden, all right?
Or these damn Feel the Burn Bernie Sanders idiots are going to be so dedicated that they're going to force the DNC to go out and force them to, you know, basically force Bernie Sanders' nomination.
Internal DNC Struggle Over Nominee00:14:37
I don't think that's going to be possible because I don't think that these damn Field the Burn idiots are that dedicated, in my personal opinion.
You know what I'm saying?
I mean, they're only dedicated when they're paid by George Soros money, if you want my personal opinion.
All right.
Now, anyway, now I'm going to go ahead and let that go.
But remember that.
Look it up for yourself.
Everything that I say here is the straight dope.
You're on the internet.
If I'm saying something wrong, you have the ability to go out and search this for yourself.
All right?
That's the beautiful part about it.
That's the beautiful part about the internet, for Christ's sake.
I mean, if you don't believe me, by God, do something about it.
Anyway, folks, let's go ahead and let's take a couple of more Twitter shout-outs before we move on to Radio Graffiti, folks.
And for all those that don't know the Twitter hashtag to tweet, to get a shout-out here on the True Capitals Radio broadcast, well, by God, it is Kasich Gay.
Kasich Gay is the Twitter hashtag to be tweeting at if you want a Twitter shout-out right here, right now, baby.
Anyway, we got Julian Williams in the house.
What's going on?
We've got Z underscore Frostwire in the place, Botch Specialist in the house.
We've got R. Fragby Nation.
What's going on?
We got Anal Toothmerry.
Good Jesus.
Good God.
Good God.
Who else we got?
We got Meme Magic in the place.
We've got Canadian Ghosty in the house.
We got Dark Razors in the house, for Christ's sake.
We've got Rainbow Flank in the place.
What's going on?
Yeah, not technical difficulties, folks.
I mean, it was my fault.
My bad.
All right, my bad.
You know, unfortunately, you know, freaking smartphone, man.
I'm working on a smartphone here.
I'm trying to get this electronics geek to rebuild my microphone so we can bring back the old days of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
That's what I want.
I want the old nostalgic days, and I don't think I can do it without the goddamn microphone.
So, anyways, that's all I got to say about that.
Let me go ahead and do some more Twitter shout-outs.
Let me take a swig of this.
Johnny Walker blew the label.
Oh, yes!
Damn, I didn't hit the high note on that one.
Anyway, folks.
We got Sergeant Alcoholic.
What's going on?
We've got Xara Hawks.
We've got Homo Kasich in the house.
What's going on with Homo Kasich?
Liquid Plasma 17.
What's going on?
We got Squirrel Hound in the place.
All right.
I mean, look, we're only going to give a few more Twitter shout-outs, folks.
Come on.
Kasich Gay.
All right.
Kasich Gay.
We've got, I'm not saying that for Christ's sake.
Tankies for Ghost in the house.
Going on for tankies.
Tankies.
Come on, man.
Come on, man.
Anyway, who else do we got going on?
We got Temple Tinfoil.
Temple Tinfoil.
Now, screw you, you stupid moron.
Do you see what these trolls do here?
Temple tinfoil.
Jesus Christ.
I'm telling you, this is it here.
This is what it is.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, we got one Ethan Bradbury in the house.
All right, we've got the Bard underscore life, excuse me.
We've got bass Lowler in the house.
We've got Cosbo CB in the place.
What's going on?
Remember, Kasich Gay is the Twitter hashtag to tweet at, baby.
Come on, let's keep it trending, baby.
Kasich Gay.
Kasich Gay is the Twitter hashtag, baby.
We've got Cody A. Fields in the house.
Red Boy Pivot in the place.
Godzilla 3709 in the house.
Who else do we got here?
I'm not saying that.
Toho's for ghosts, for Christ's sake.
Come on.
We've got Import 3D Guests, okay?
I'm not saying that for Christ's sake.
NSA Follow for Ghost.
They said he followed that real fun.
Real funny.
All right.
Real funny.
Sergeant Yoda in the house.
Haley Bird18 in the place.
What's going on?
Remember, I'm only going to give a few more shout-outs.
Kasich Gay.
Kasich Gay is the Twitter hashtag.
All right, that's all there is to it.
We've got the Age Giraffe.
How quaint.
How freaking convenient, for Christ's sake.
We've got, I'm not saying that.
I'm telling you, some of these sick twisted names, man.
How do you people sleep at night for Christ's sake?
Jesus Christ.
We got Ding Dong Poe.
I'm not saying that, you freaking stupid morons.
All right, that's it.
Screw it.
You know what?
Get the stupid dumbass freaking Twitter.
Shout out to him and get him out of my freaking sight.
Jesus Christ.
Oh, my God.
Anyway, folks, I guess it's about time.
I guess it's about that time for everybody's favorite part of the broadcast, folks.
And of course, I'm talking about radio graffiti.
That's right, folks.
It is time for Radio Graffiti.
The part of the broadcast in which the spectators become a part of the spectacle.
All one has to do, all you have to do is call up 516-453-9903.
And when I call on your Skype name or on your area code, by God, you have three to four seconds to say whatever it is that you want to say on your mind.
And by God, I hope, I sincerely hope that it's something worth the goddamn crap.
All right?
Because I'm telling you, you know, the past couple of times, it's been horse crap.
All right?
I'm going to be perfectly honest with you.
And before I take any more calls, before I go on the radio graffiti, let me take a sip of Johnny Walker, boy.
And let me take a swig of this.
Oh, woo!
Yeah, baby.
That's living lavish, baby.
That's capitalist living.
That's capitalist living.
That's indulgence, baby.
That's living lavish.
All right?
That's what I'm talking about.
That's why we do what we do, baby.
That's why we work hard.
All right?
Jesus Christ.
It's a capitalist revolution.
I'm excited.
It's radio graffiti.
It's Wednesday.
It's episode 230.
Once again, if you haven't followed me on Twitter, Politics Ghost is the Twitter name to follow.
All one word, no underscores, Politics Ghost.
All right.
All right, folks.
Let's go ahead and get started with Radio Graffiti right now.
727 Radio Graffiti.
Hey, ghosts, what's up?
I don't know if you remember last time, but I did play your guitar, and I was just like a troll, but Gizar if I actually play you something.
Yeah, I remember.
You played Bernie Sanders in a two-chord little shindig.
Yeah, very funny.
Three, four, seven, radio graffiti.
I have to admit, that sounded not too bad, baby.
That sounded like some G music, baby.
Some gangster stuff.
I'm not talking about that fake studio gangster Snoop Dogg kind of crap.
I'm talking some real, you know, spice one, baby.
Some old school Tupac Sikor G stuff, baby.
Even though Tupac was an absolute studio gangster himself.
But you know what I'm talking about, baby.
513 Radio Graffiti.
Helen Keller, deaf new for Christ's sake.
How about 941 Radio Graffiti?
Hey, long time no see.
How's it doing?
Hey, who is this?
It's Karaska.
Remember?
Hey, what's going on?
It's Karaskin, baby.
How you doing, Karaskin?
Long time no see, man.
How you been?
I'm pretty good.
How about you?
I'm not too bad, man.
I mean, I'm capitalizing, sipping on Johnny Walker Blue Label, doing my thing, baby.
How you been?
Not too bad.
Almost done in my college, anyway.
It's been a long run, anyway.
Wow, you're in college now.
That's great there, Karaskin.
Yeah, and I'm all, and this is my last semester.
Isn't that great?
Oh, wow.
You're going to graduate?
That's great, man.
What are you going to do?
You're going to get a graphics degree or something?
Oh, yeah.
I'm getting a graphic design degree.
Oh, that's awesome, man.
That's a lot of money.
I hope so.
And hey, Karaskin, we can't do it now, but we've got to have another edition of Ask Karaskin.
Maybe in the next couple episodes, we'll think about squeezing you in.
Do you mind if we do another episode or another edition of Ask Karaskin?
Oh, if you say so.
All right, man.
All right, well, we'll do it in a couple of shows, man.
Thanks for calling in, Karaskin.
All right.
Hey, everybody, be on the lookout for the next edition of Ask Karaskin, baby.
Woo!
575 Radio Graffiti.
What's going on, Ghost?
It's Teutonic Plague.
Did you get those YouTube videos I sent you?
And I believe Michelle Fields was plumbing a knife back there.
And shout out to my lovely girlfriend, Laura.
Hey, that's great.
I did see the videos you sent to Tonic Plague.
I appreciate it, man.
I know you're a big fan.
I appreciate your patronage, baby.
All right, keep on capitalizing, baby.
808 Radio Graffiti.
Hey, honey, Bernie.
Is that all you're going to say for Christ's sake, you stupid milky liquor?
712 Radio Goddamn Graffiti.
Hey, Ghost, Michael Gigg called, and he said he wants to borrow Templeton tonight.
Screw you, asshole.
All right, that's not funny.
All right, asshole, that's not funny, all right?
I'm telling you, leave my talk alone.
All right, leave my dog Templeton alone.
You leave him alone.
574 Radio Graffiti.
I hate Bernie Sanders.
He's a building Democrat.
I hate Bernie Sanders.
He's a building Democrat.
Oh, man.
Yeah, if somebody's getting creative, baby, here that.
That's what I'm talking about, baby.
Get creative.
You understand that?
That's how you get political.
That's how you get creative, baby.
Jesus Christ.
Look, this guy was, he had some auto-tunes thing going on, baby.
That's what I'm saying.
Anyway, 703 Radio Graffiti.
Yeah, Helen Keller, deaf mute for Christ's sake.
248 Radio Graffiti.
It had been Fox Taco.
Yes, Colt had been there tumbled, but...
Oh, Jesus Christ.
I don't even know what the hell you're talking about.
815 Radio Graffiti.
Hello, ghost.
What's up?
We're also worried about your dog.
Why don't they just go down to San Francisco for 50 cents from a glory hole?
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Well, I don't think they're, I don't even think it costs 50 cents for Christ's sake.
I mean, I mean, have you heard of this new social media epidemic for homosexuals for Christ's sake?
I mean, they've got apps nowadays that can make these homosexuals hook up with each other.
I'm not kidding around.
I'm not joking.
They get on the app.
They get on.
They're like, hey, I'm looking to serve as a glory hole.
I'm looking at, you know, taking the pooper.
You know, I mean, it's just disgusting.
All right.
I mean, I mean, hey, to each their own.
I don't care.
But, you know, have some respect for yourself.
I mean, if you're going to be a homosexual, by God, you can do whatever the hell you want.
But have some goddamn respect for yourself instead of being some disgusting.
I don't want to do it.
Let's not go there.
All right.
Let's not go there.
All right.
Anyway, Radio Graffiti, folks, if you want to say something right now, 516-453-9903 is the number to call.
Let's go ahead and say some more callers, shall we?
832 Radio Graffiti.
Hello, Ghost.
Yeah.
I just have a quick question.
If Bernie Sanders does get elected, does that mean you'll have to change your show title to True Socialist Radio since Kepler?
He's never going to get elected, son.
I know you think he is.
He is never going to be elected.
He's not even going to be nominated for the Democratic Party.
So it's unfortunate that you dumb poor little stupid souls actually believe that he's going to do it, but it ain't going to happen.
848 Radio Graffiti.
Now you're taking too long for Christ's sake.
909 Radio Graffiti.
Melting pot of melting melting melting.
I'm a melting pot of figures.
Oh, you stupid piece of crap.
I never said that for Christ's sake.
You know, let me tell you something, all right?
For you folks that are unaware, excuse me.
For you folks that are unaware, these morons back in the old days when I had True Capitalist Radio four plus years ago, these assholes would always allude to the fact that I was some sort of a racist grand dragon.
And I always told them, I always told them that I'm a melting pot of friendship for Christ's sake, all right?
I'm a nice guy.
Machines Are Taking Over Workers00:07:02
God damn that for Christ's sake.
And I'm sick of you people trying to allude to the fact that I am some kind of a grand dragon racist.
So if you people are wondering why you keep hearing melting pot of friendship, it's because these morons are trying to rub it in my face, trying to allude to the fact that I'm some sort of a grand dragon.
Jesus Christ.
615 radio graffiti.
Oh, hey, Ghost of Stalin, how did you like the Rule 34 pics of you and Templeton?
Go, baby, God!
Yeah, Jesus Christ.
I mean, did you get dropped on your head when you were a kid, for Christ's sake?
Jesus Christ.
540, radio graffiti.
Hey, hey, take the microphone out of your clogged up pooper for Christ's sake.
We can't hear crap.
971, radio graffiti.
You heard it here right, folks.
Our future president, Donald Trump, is here on 6th Street, boggling it, John.
Shut the hell up.
Shut up.
703, Radio Graffiti.
Ghost, you there?
Yeah.
Hey, man.
You know, I've heard what you were saying about the convention ban, and I just want to say that I am going.
Right?
Me and my buddies, we're throwing together a van.
We got supplies.
We're going to make sure that Trump gets the nomination.
Hey, I really hope you do, man.
I'm serious.
Take part.
This is a historic event.
American history is being made.
Not only on the Republican side, if the Democrats can get off their mama's couches and put down the freaking gaming controller, they could do the same damn thing and make history on their side.
But I don't think that's going to happen, folks.
I don't think that's going to happen.
Anyway, let's keep it going.
Let's take some Skype callers.
How about Jesus Christ?
Who do we got?
We got all these people blowing up the goddamn switchboard.
How about Cosmo Brockington, Radio Graffiti?
Machines are taking over the worker, and my argument is, who cares?
I mean, my argument is, so what if the machines take over?
Who cares?
Oh, yeah.
Shut your mouth, all right?
Just shut your stupid mouth.
You see, they take little things that I said back in the day and trying to shove it in my face.
What I was saying in that context is these people that expect to get $15 an hour for cleaning the enema bags for a living or bagging groceries and think that that is somehow going to be sustainable for a long period of time.
It isn't going to work.
They're going to be phased out.
If they're going to force private industry to pay them in astronomical wage to do a menial labor job, they're going to be phased out by technology.
That's a fact.
It's a fact.
All right?
Anyway, 831, radio graffiti.
Hello, ghost, come be froggy.
I told him to tell the trolls that they should leave you and your Pomeranian alone.
Well, first of all, Kermit, I don't have a Pomeranian, all right?
I mean, that would allude to the fact that I may be doing something that John Kasich was doing for 15 years.
And that's not the goddamn case, boy.
All right?
Anyway, big American Patriot, Radio Graffiti.
Hey, Ghost.
It's me, Kirbert the Frog.
Me for crying this here and making some magic juice.
If you want to join in and give us a- Jesus Christ, what the hell is- what the hell's going on?
What the hell is going on?
Shut up.
What the hell is going on?
Hey, Kermit, how many numbers do you have, for Christ's sake?
I mean, I've got Kermit the Frog on one number asking me a question.
The next minute he's porking Miss Piggy, for Christ's sake.
I mean, good God.
Jesus Christ, only on radio graffiti, for Christ's sake.
Anyway, Poco Kitty, Radio Graffiti.
The good old days after 9-11.
Hey, calm down for Christ.
You got to turn the volume down on that crap, Poco.
630, Radio Graffiti.
Hey, ghost, I have two things to say.
First, this is turning into an autism Wednesday.
Secondly, Task Blow is ripping you off.
I cannot understand you, but hey, everybody can try to rip me off.
They can rip me off all over.
They can never duplicate me, baby.
There is only one man.
Only one man right here that can do what I do.
And it's this man right here, right now, right before your very eyes, that's throwing manlin dominance around these internets like it ain't shit.
Anyway, 423, Radio Graffiti.
Hello, Fish Punch.
Buck right in the pussy.
Campbell did not.
Oh, shut up, you stupid moron.
Can you come up with a new meme for Christ's sake?
609, Radio Graffiti.
Hillary Clinton knows where your granny is buried.
Yeah, shut your stupid stinking hole for Christ's sake.
Don't talk about my granny, asshole.
Jesus Christ, 810 Radio Graffiti.
Yeah, we're not, shut up.
We're not starting that for Christ's sake.
678, Radio Graffiti.
You're taking too long for Christ's sake.
How about 818 Radio Graffiti?
Hey, Ghost, I like the broadcast today.
It's Capital of Teen, and I was wondering sometime here at the upcoming broadcast, could you get on the subject of immigration in Europe with these refugees?
Oh, yes, sir.
I certainly will.
Believe me.
I mean, I have the loot as a fact that my heart is broken for what is happening to Europe.
I can't believe what the leftists have done to Europe.
301, Radio Graffiti.
Hi, Ghost.
My name isn't really that important, but I just wanted to tell you what I want to do.
I just see how this country is getting and the liberal idiots that are feasting on its institution.
My whole ideology is just jaded.
I agree with you, Minf.
We don't have too much time.
573, Radio Graffiti.
Hey, Ghost, how long are you filling in for the engineer?
Because we want to get the...
Shut up!
I'm the talent, asshole.
I'm the talent.
Don't worry about what the engineer's doing.
He's doing his freaking job like you should be doing.
765, Radio Graffiti.
God is chewing my freaking pants for Christ's sake, man.
I mean, good.
Jesus Christ, shut up.
That's it.
That's enough.
I've had enough.
I've had enough of these slices.
I've had enough of this crap.
I've had enough of this lack of substance of discourse.
I'm a capitalist.
And I deserve respect.
Accorded that title for Christ's sake.
Anyway, I'm out of here.
It's the end of the show anyway.
Tune in tomorrow, the same place, same time.
Follow me on Twitter, PoliticsGhost.
All right, all one word, no underscores.
PoliticsGhost is the name to follow on Twitter.
And same place, same time.
Long live the capitalist army and stay clear of the Trump train, baby.
Trump 2016.
I'm out of here.
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