True Capitalist Radio - May 15th, 2012 True Capitalist Radio Hosted By Ghost EP 226
Aired: 2012-05-15
Duration: 03:05:25


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=== European Socialism Stagnation (14:49) ===

[00:02:58]  Anyway, folks, I thought the markets were going to somewhat rebound today, but once again, we got Euro trashed, baby.
[00:03:09]  I mean, aren't you getting tired of being Euro trash today?
[00:03:13]  I mean, not just today, but every single day here within the past couple of weeks.
[00:03:17]  It's ridiculous.
[00:03:19]  Hey, Europe, socialism doesn't work, all right?
[00:03:22]  It has put your civilization into stagnation.
[00:03:26]  Let me repeat that again.
[00:03:28]  Your socialism has put your civilization into stagnation, and the contagion of that economic effect is rippling all across the pond.
[00:03:38]  Jesus Christ.
[00:03:39]  And why is the European situation have so much effect on the United States and its markets?
[00:03:47]  Because by God, don't you people realize that our financial institutions are heavily invested in Euro stocks, Euro bonds?
[00:03:56]  Heavily invested.
[00:03:59]  And this is why you're seeing all these losses out here.
[00:04:02]  You know, I mean, you know, I don't want to take a trip down memory lane, but do we remember John Corzine in the MF Global situation?
[00:04:09]  Where did he make all his losses as it relates to those misappropriated funds?
[00:04:14]  It was in Europe.
[00:04:17]  I mean, he got Euro trash before it was cool, for Christ's sake.
[00:04:21]  All right, but truth be told, I doubt that all those billions just kind of miraculously just got lost in bad investments or high-risk investments in Europe.
[00:04:32]  But, you know, it's alleged as far as I'm concerned, but still, I think it's a rather coincidence.
[00:04:40]  But anyway, the same thing happened here recently with the $2 billion quarterly loss for J.P. Morgan.
[00:04:47]  All right.
[00:04:48]  And of course, for you folks that are unaware of what has happened, I mean, Jesus Christ, you must be living under a rock because the media has been utilizing the $2 billion of JPMorgan as propaganda to supposedly try to pump more regulation in these financial markets.
[00:05:04]  I mean, you even had Barney Frank over here, Mr. Escort Gay Escort Service himself out here trying to actually condone not only his Dodd-Frank bill, which was supposed to be in place to prevent these types of supposed losses, but at the same time, he wants more regulation.
[00:05:27]  Obama also wants more regulation, for Christ's sake.
[00:05:30]  I mean, this is what has got us here.
[00:05:32]  Don't you people understand that?
[00:05:35]  What was Dodd-Frank put there for if we can't stop this supposed type of misappropriation of funds in high-risk type of financial instruments?
[00:05:48]  I mean, I'm just asking.
[00:05:50]  Now, look, I'm not saying that regulation is the answer.
[00:05:54]  In my personal opinion, it's the investor's problem.
[00:05:57]  If you're invested in JP Morgan and you're completely okay with Jamie Dimon being not only the CEO but the chairman of the board, which means he's his own boss, all right, and you can somehow pallet that even after he was at the helm of this $2 billion loss this quarter, which, if you look at the books, could extend into next quarter with another $2 billion loss, would make it a complete $4 billion loss total?
[00:06:25]  You understand?
[00:06:28]  So, once again, those are the investors' problems.
[00:06:32]  But you know what perturbs me is the fact that our government, this liberal regime, was the one that actually funded and recapitalized these assholes on Wall Street.
[00:06:46]  They recapitalized these ass clowns on Wall Street, for Christ's sake.
[00:06:52]  And now they supposedly have all these Dodd-Frank regulations.
[00:06:57]  They supposedly have all this crap going on that's supposed to prevent this type of stuff.
[00:07:01]  And look, it still happened.
[00:07:02]  Huh?
[00:07:04]  I mean, what does it mean?
[00:07:06]  What does it mean when supposedly regulations were in place?
[00:07:10]  I mean, you know, Dodd-Frank, the Volcker rule, I mean, you know, all these other regulations.
[00:07:16]  I mean, if you're an independent investor, you know what I'm speaking about.
[00:07:18]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:07:19]  If you're an independent investor that doesn't have $50,000 in your brokerage account in liquidity, you know that you cannot pattern trade or also known as day trade in the United States legally any longer thanks to these regulations that have been put forth by these disgusting bureaucrats that have no idea what the financial game is all about anyway.
[00:07:46]  Yeah.
[00:07:47]  These are the people that are supposedly remedying the problem that caused the economic recession in 2008 with all these regulations, and we're still seeing it.
[00:07:59]  I mean, hello, McFly.
[00:08:00]  I've been talking about this for four years that these two entities, the government and Wall Street, have merged together.
[00:08:09]  And the reason they've merged together is because, hello, they recapitalize the bad investments of Wall Street.
[00:08:18]  You know, don't you find this paradigm rather perplexing and ridiculous?
[00:08:24]  Because this is an obvious, in my personal opinion, this is an obvious act.
[00:08:28]  I've been talking about this since 2009.
[00:08:31]  You know, I've been talking about this for a long period of time.
[00:08:35]  In my personal opinion, I think that Jamie Dimon and Barack Obama are in on this whole nonsense.
[00:08:41]  Because if you take a look at the business channels, Jamie Dimon is a guy that's supposedly anti-regulation, supposedly for self-regulated financial markets, supposedly against all these things that the liberal regime are shoving down our throats, and yet he goes and does something like this.
[00:09:01]  I mean, for you folks that don't know who Jamie Dimon is, all right, Jamie Dimon is the man right now as far as executives in Wall Street are concerned.
[00:09:12]  All right?
[00:09:13]  This guy is the man.
[00:09:15]  He's supposed to be the almighty figure out there.
[00:09:18]  I mean, there's no bigger name right now in Wall Street executives than Jamie Dimon.
[00:09:22]  And for this guy to be at the helm and be basically responsible for the $2 billion loss.
[00:09:30]  And where did that $2 billion loss come from, mind you?
[00:09:33]  From their London Bureau.
[00:09:35]  That's right.
[00:09:36]  They got Euro trash too, baby.
[00:09:38]  Let me tell you, they got Euro trashed.
[00:09:40]  Everybody's getting Euro trashed.
[00:09:42]  Not to give them an excuse.
[00:09:45]  But this is what's happening.
[00:09:47]  I'm telling you right now, the contagion, baby, the contagion of whatever's happening in the European Union, whatever's happening in Europe in general, is rippling its ass all the way over here, and it's making me sick.
[00:10:03]  All right?
[00:10:06]  Jesus Christ.
[00:10:08]  Anyway, folks, that's why we're seeing such helper-skelter type of activity on the market out here because I hate to keep reiterating this, but we have low volume.
[00:10:19]  You understand?
[00:10:21]  Low volume means that there's not that many trades being exchanged on the stock exchange.
[00:10:26]  You understand?
[00:10:28]  Not that many trades being exchanged on the stock exchange.
[00:10:31]  So as a result, whatever volatility that's being ensued is based upon the small amount of investors that are in this market.
[00:10:40]  And once again, I hate to keep reiterating this again, but these are emotionally impulsive investors.
[00:10:46]  And we saw it today.
[00:10:48]  Today we saw positive numbers today.
[00:10:49]  I was day trading earlier.
[00:10:51]  I thought it was a great day.
[00:10:52]  it was going to be a great day on the market, and then news comes out of Greece, they can't come up with some type of a government, a cohesive government.
[00:11:02]  Jesus Christ, I mean, it's stupid.
[00:11:05]  I mean, attempting to explain the ridiculousness of what's happening in Europe, I don't even want to go down that road because there's no need for explanation.
[00:11:14]  The bottom line is that these people don't want to go back to work.
[00:11:18]  I mean, it's as simple as that.
[00:11:19]  I mean, their socialism has failed, and they don't want to fess up to it.
[00:11:23]  It's like, you know, a spoiled brat that had unlimited amount of funds because mommy and daddy were flipping the bill for new cars and for new clothes.
[00:11:33]  And if the kid wanted these stupid-ass hobbies like skateboarding and playing the guitar and all this.
[00:11:41]  I mean, parents gave him everything.
[00:11:42]  And then one day, mommy and daddy said, son, it's time for your ass to go out and get your job.
[00:11:49]  All right, you have to work.
[00:11:52]  And the kid going ballistic and going out and doing some Columbine Menendez brothers type crap to their parents because, oh, oh, I'm not going to be able to continue to suck on that teeth.
[00:12:05]  And that's what's happening in Europe right now.
[00:12:07]  They cannot believe that their socialism is imploding from within.
[00:12:13]  They cannot believe it.
[00:12:15]  They're in shock.
[00:12:17]  That's why they're freaking out out here, for Christ's sake.
[00:12:19]  I mean, do you know what's going on in Greece right now?
[00:12:21]  They're supposedly having democratic elections.
[00:12:24]  They've elected, what, 8%, 9% of the government are this new, like, neo-Nazi group, this neo-Nazi party.
[00:12:32]  I'm serious.
[00:12:33]  I'm not joking.
[00:12:33]  This is what's happening in Greece.
[00:12:34]  This is the same people that are sitting here bitching and moaning about how they want their stupid socialism to continue, and yet they're electing 8% of the government as neo-Nazis out here, for Christ's sake.
[00:12:45]  I think, what the hell is the party's name?
[00:12:47]  The Golden Dawn?
[00:12:48]  What have you guys been reading?
[00:12:49]  Aleister Crowley or something?
[00:12:51]  What is this sick?
[00:12:52]  I mean, this is what's going on out here, for Christ's sake, man.
[00:12:55]  While we're out here living in modernity, trying to sustain the continuity of capitalism and productivity and means of production, these idiots are like, oh, they belong to the golden dawn.
[00:13:06]  Jesus Christ, you baklava eating pieces of crap.
[00:13:12]  Hey, Greeks, all right, with all due respect, I mean, stop breaking the freaking freaking China.
[00:13:18]  All right, stop breaking the freaking plates and bowls every time you have a freaking wedding and going, oh, and maybe you need to start realizing that, hey, I need to go back to work now.
[00:13:34]  Jesus Christ, man.
[00:13:38]  I'm sorry if the Europeans are listening to this and taking a little bit of offense.
[00:13:42]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:13:43]  Look, America ain't perfect either, right?
[00:13:44]  I'm not out here sitting over here saying that America is great.
[00:13:49]  All right?
[00:13:50]  But at the same time, we're trying out here.
[00:13:54]  The capitalists are trying to prevent the American system from going down your direction because we don't want to have nothing to do with it.
[00:14:03]  We don't want a stagnant civilization that retires at 48, has five-hour workdays with three-hour lunches, 18-weeks paid vacation, pensions that last until you croak.
[00:14:23]  No, no, this is not where we're about.
[00:14:24]  You get what you put in and you get what you deserve.
[00:14:28]  That's all it's about.
[00:14:29]  That's what it should be about, for Christ's sake.
[00:14:31]  No longer sustaining stagnant people that do not contribute one thing to civilization.
[00:14:38]  The sooner we get that through our thick-ass heads, the better off we'll be as a human race, all right?
[00:14:44]  A human race.
[00:14:47]  Jesus Christ.
[00:14:48]  Anyway, folks, we got Euro trashed around 3 o'clock Eastern time, for Christ's sake.
[00:14:56]  Because once again, the Greeks, they can't take their heads out of their ass and come up with a cohesive government that not only can govern them properly, but goddammit, implement some kind of fiscal responsibility.
[00:15:13]  It's affecting the markets over here, damn it.
[00:15:16]  It's affecting, and not to mention, you've got the situation in the Netherlands that's precarious.
[00:15:22]  Spain, they're trying to buy, or they're trying to sell bonds in the world market, and the ECB is raising the interest rates on them.
[00:15:29]  You've got Italy that officially announced that they have retracted, was it 0.08% as their economy is now in official recession?
[00:15:40]  I mean, this is the contagion that is rippling over here.
[00:15:44]  Now, the thing that was fueling most of the gains for the morning and the afternoon was the fact that you had Germany actually putting up some positive numbers.
[00:15:53]  And you know what?
[00:15:54]  You want to know why Germany is putting up positive numbers as an economy?
[00:15:59]  Because they still believe in work.
[00:16:01]  All right, can't you Europeans take a little bit of a lesson from the Germans and realize that the reason that they're able to buy up your country with bailouts and basically own your country at this point in time is because they still produce things that the international community consumes.
[00:16:21]  Don't you understand that?
[00:16:22]  I mean, how hard is this for you imbeciles out there in Europe to understand this?
[00:16:29]  All right?
[00:16:32]  Jesus Christ.
[00:16:35]  Anyway, let me continue.
[00:16:37]  Let me start the markets.
[00:16:38]  I'm just telling you why we're seeing such negativity.
[00:16:41]  I know I've been gone for some time, and we have retracted.
[00:16:45]  The reason we've retracted, folks, we're being Eurotrashed.
[00:16:49]  All right?
[00:16:50]  Thanks, Europeans.
[00:16:51]  We really appreciate it, for Christ's sake.
[00:16:55]  Jesus Christ.
[00:16:56]  Why don't you get up off your ass and invent something?
[00:16:58]  How about that?
[00:16:58]  Why don't you contribute to human civilization for Christ's sake?
[00:17:01]  And look, I don't mean to lump all the Europeans into one category because I know for a fact we have capitalists within the socialist cesspool that is Europe.
[00:17:13]  But by God, you know, these capitalists, you know, we've got to help Europe become capitalist.
[00:17:20]  That's all I'm saying.
[00:17:20]  I mean, we've got to help them break that ridiculous, childlike cycle of accepting socialism.
[00:17:28]  That's all I'm saying.
[00:17:29]  We've got to do it with propaganda.
[00:17:30]  We've got to do it with something.
[00:17:33]  Jesus Christ.
[00:17:35]  I mean, look at the markets, man.
[00:17:37]  If you don't believe me, look at these markets.
[00:17:39]  Okay, Dow Jones Industrials today, even though we saw positive numbers, I mean, I saw it as high as, what, 60 points on the upside?

=== Breaking The Socialist Cycle (14:33) ===

[00:17:48]  Well, we closed 63.35 points down on the day.
[00:17:54]  63.35 points down on the day.
[00:17:58]  A percentage decrease of 0.50%, closing out the Dow Jones Industrial at, oh, Jesus Christ, 12,632 points for the Dow Jones Industrials?
[00:18:11]  I mean, good God.
[00:18:16]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[00:18:21]  I mean, give me a break.
[00:18:22]  Dow Jones Industrials at 12,632, man.
[00:18:27]  Freaking Euro trashed, man.
[00:18:33]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[00:18:35]  And look, the S ⁇ P 500 didn't pan out fairly well either.
[00:18:40]  It was down 7.69 points, a percentage decrease of 0.57% on the day, closing out the S ⁇ P at 1,330.66 points for the S ⁇ P 500.
[00:18:54]  Oh, my God.
[00:18:55]  And look, I mean, you would think that the NASDAQ would be down even more because traditionally that's what we usually see.
[00:19:01]  But because this anticipation of this Facebook initial public offering, which I believe is a little overhype, if you want my personal perspective, I mean, I mean, just to analyze this for a second, Zuckerberg is chairman and CEO of Facebook, all right?
[00:19:21]  This is the same situation that they have at JPMorgan with the $2 billion loss for this quarter, which could extend to the next quarter for another $2 billion on some Euro trashed investments, high-risk investments.
[00:19:37]  Now, that's the point I'm trying to make here, is that if there's going to be somebody who thinks that they're a competent enough executive to have that much control, all right, to be able to not only be the corporate executive of the company, but at the same time be their own boss, they have to be able to be accountable for these types of losses.
[00:20:02]  They have to be accountable for this crap.
[00:20:07]  Jesus Christ.
[00:20:11]  Anyway, it just makes me sick, man.
[00:20:18]  I mean, what is Zuckerberg going to do?
[00:20:21]  He's the chairman and the CEO.
[00:20:23]  You know what I mean?
[00:20:25]  Don't you think there's some sort of conflict of interest?
[00:20:27]  And who allows this, really, to be honest with you?
[00:20:28]  The stockholders.
[00:20:30]  The stockholders allow this to happen.
[00:20:33]  And this is why if you're a stockholder of a company, man, you should call investor relations.
[00:20:38]  You need to be highly active in your company, especially if you're a long-term investor.
[00:20:44]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:20:45]  This is not a joke here.
[00:20:47]  Because you can't allow these freaking corporate CEOs that are their own boss because they're their own chairman of the board.
[00:20:55]  You can't let these idiots run amok, man.
[00:20:57]  And I think that's the true story behind the J.P. Morgan loss, if you want my personal opinion, is that Jamie Dimon was supposed to be the sacred cow out there in Wall Street that always got things done that was Mr. Profitability and so on and so forth.
[00:21:13]  And here he is.
[00:21:14]  He's the CEO and the chairman of the board of JPMorgan.
[00:21:20]  And lo and behold, here this past quarter, $2 billion in losses, possibly going to post another $2 billion next quarter.
[00:21:28]  And what?
[00:21:29]  All he's got to say is, oh, hey, we screwed up.
[00:21:32]  It's never going to happen again.
[00:21:34]  You know, this is actually against our practices.
[00:21:38]  This is not JP Morgan policy.
[00:21:43]  Jesus Christ.
[00:21:46]  You know, I'm serious, man.
[00:21:48]  You know, you know what people should do?
[00:21:53]  I'll get to it later.
[00:21:54]  I'm just getting off Keaster here because, God damn it, we're being Euro trashed, and it makes me sick.
[00:22:02]  Jesus Christ.
[00:22:03]  Who else do we got?
[00:22:04]  That's right, the NASDAQ.
[00:22:06]  The NASDAQ is down 8.828 points, a percentage decrease of 0.30%, closing out the NASDAQ at 2,893.76 points for the NASDAQ composite.
[00:22:21]  I mean, Jesus Christ.
[00:22:24]  I mean, we got NASDAQ under $3,000.
[00:22:28]  We've got SP under $14.50.
[00:22:31]  We've got Dow Jones under $13,000.
[00:22:34]  Freaking Euro trashed, man.
[00:22:38]  You know what?
[00:22:38]  I need a drink.
[00:22:39]  I need a drink.
[00:22:40]  You know what?
[00:22:40]  Give me a fare.
[00:22:41]  I want a fair.
[00:22:43]  Give me a freaking beer.
[00:22:46]  A freaking beer up in this joint, for Christ's sake, man.
[00:22:49]  We're being Euro trashed.
[00:22:53]  God damn it.
[00:22:54]  You know what?
[00:22:54]  And just for this, I'm not getting any European beer while I'm at it.
[00:22:57]  You know what I'm drinking?
[00:22:58]  I'm drinking some blue mood.
[00:23:01]  She saw me standing around, and then I slapped her in the mouth because she was a single mother with eight kids.
[00:23:12]  Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-dang-a-dang-dang-a-ba.
[00:23:16]  Anyway, that's enough.
[00:23:18]  Anyway, folks, I'm drinking here.
[00:23:20]  And the reason is, is because we're being Euro trashed, all right?
[00:23:26]  Jesus Christ, let me take this freaking bottle cap off for Christ's sake.
[00:23:32]  Jesus Christ.
[00:23:35]  Euro trashed, I tell you.
[00:23:39]  And goddammit, I forgot my goddamn glass.
[00:23:42]  You know, and I forgot my favorite glass on top of that.
[00:23:45]  You know what I mean?
[00:23:47]  So I gotta drink it out of the damn bottle for Christ's sake.
[00:23:49]  Jesus Christ.
[00:23:50]  Anyway, I want to say cheers for Christ's sake to all the capitalist army and the true capitalists and the tens of thousands of capitalists who listen to me.
[00:24:04]  Cheers, baby.
[00:24:05]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:24:06]  We're going to get a little buzz today because, I mean, we're just being Euro trashed.
[00:24:10]  And it's got me a little jaded, to say the least.
[00:24:12]  All right?
[00:24:14]  So anyway, cheers.
[00:24:15]  chug this beer here up right there, baby.
[00:24:28]  As a matter of fact, it's a spring blonde wheat ale for all the folks that are the beer connoisseurs nowadays.
[00:24:36]  You know, that's what I've really appreciated about beer nowadays.
[00:24:38]  Beer is starting to become the new wine.
[00:24:40]  It's starting to become the new connoisseur's drink, baby.
[00:24:43]  The micro brews.
[00:24:45]  The rise of the micro brew, baby.
[00:24:47]  As a matter of fact, if you know any micro brews, if you know anybody who's trying to up and come their own freaking beer for Christ's sake, let them know about this show.
[00:24:57]  Tell them to send the capitalist radio, bro, true capitalist radio broadcast, a couple of cases of that crap, and we will critique it right here, live on the broadcast, baby.
[00:25:09]  The rise of the independent brewmaster, baby.
[00:25:11]  I love it.
[00:25:13]  Now, granted, I know that Blue Moon got bought out by Coors, but still, it's still American, at least.
[00:25:19]  At least I'm not drinking any of that European beer that's that's you know contributing to Euro trashing my stocks for Christ's sake.
[00:25:30]  Jesus Christ.
[00:25:31]  And here we go.
[00:25:32]  We got people tweeting at me that I'm oh.
[00:25:34]  Oh, you're an alcoholic goes, you know, you need to stop drinking.
[00:25:39]  Shut up.
[00:25:41]  I mean, don't you idiots understand that I am a connoisseur.
[00:25:46]  All right?
[00:25:48]  I'm a connoisseur, baby.
[00:25:50]  You understand?
[00:25:51]  I go out and I appreciate the different nuances of the spirits and libations.
[00:25:56]  And for you idiots to make this assumption that I'm some sort of an alcoholic because I appreciate some decent tastes of spirits and libations, you don't know your ass from your elbow.
[00:26:11]  All right?
[00:26:12]  You go out there and do whatever the hell it is you do.
[00:26:15]  I bet you most of you idiots that are calling me an alcoholic are addicted to either some painkillers, you're smoking those cancer stick cigarettes that got all kinds of carcinogens and who the hell knows what else.
[00:26:29]  You know what I mean?
[00:26:32]  You're out there probably participating in emotional vampirism.
[00:26:37]  You know what I'm talking about.
[00:26:38]  Emotional vampireism.
[00:26:40]  That's probably the biggest drug in America today.
[00:26:43]  Emotional vampireism.
[00:26:45]  Can you believe this crap?
[00:26:48]  Just some the ability to just juice the emotion out of any situation out here for the sake of any reason.
[00:26:56]  It's sickening, man.
[00:27:00]  Anyway, just just for all you idiots that are calling me an alcoholic, shut up your ass and I'm taking another chug.
[00:27:06]  How about that?
[00:27:07]  Cheers to the capitalist army, baby.
[00:27:13]  Good stuff.
[00:27:14]  Good stuff.
[00:27:15]  Anyway, we need to go through the Euro markets, even though I don't want to because they've been Euro trashing.
[00:27:20]  They've been Euro trashing the goddamn American markets.
[00:27:25]  But let's get to them, shall we?
[00:27:27]  Oh, yes, the FTSE 100.
[00:27:29]  Yes, the FTSE 100 is down 27.90 points, a percentage decrease of 0.41%.
[00:27:38]  Closing out the FTSE 100 at 5,437.62 points for the FTSE 100.
[00:27:48]  And of course, for the DAX index, for our German brethren, well, Schlogen, Schliegen, Schlogen, Volkswagen, the DAX index is also down 50.91 points, a percentage decrease of 0.79%, closing out the DAX index at 6,401.06 points for the DAX index.
[00:28:12]  Oh, man, I just.
[00:28:14]  We got Euro trash right in midday.
[00:28:17]  Everything was going great.
[00:28:19]  And then these idiot Greeks out here with their, you know, Jesus Christ.
[00:28:24]  You understand?
[00:28:25]  These Greeks, man, they're starting to piss me off.
[00:28:27]  I'm not trying to make it some culture or race-related concept here, but hey, Greeks, take your heads out of your ass, all right?
[00:28:37]  Take your heads out of your ass.
[00:28:42]  Jesus Christ, you stupid, ungrateful people over there.
[00:28:47]  Anyway, let's get to the commodities, shall we?
[00:28:49]  Energy, all right?
[00:28:50]  Brent crude, all right, is up today, believe it or not, 19 cents, a percentage increase of 0.17%, closing out Brent crude at $111.76 per barrel of Brent crude oil.
[00:29:04]  Gasoline up very modestly today after seeing decreases in these markets.
[00:29:09]  Up 75 cents, a percentage increase of 0.08% on the day.
[00:29:14]  Heating oil futures are down today, 24 cents, a percentage decrease of 0.08% on the day for heating oil.
[00:29:23]  And man, natural gas, natural gas, natural freaking gas, baby.
[00:29:28]  I mean, it's going up and up and up.
[00:29:29]  Ever since I called the bottom, baby, it has gone up and up and up and up, baby.
[00:29:36]  Once again, natural gas up today, 9 cents, a percentage increase, get this, 3.70% on the day for natural gas.
[00:29:47]  You know, it's a shame that I didn't, you know, invest more on this play.
[00:29:50]  I mean, you know, the reason I made the prognostication is because, you know, I did make some plays on this, but I wish I would have made some more.
[00:29:58]  I'm not a natural gas investor, folks, all right?
[00:30:01]  I mean, I've never been one to basically pay attention to this sector.
[00:30:06]  I mean, to be honest with you, the only natural gas that I really knew about was this right here.
[00:30:12]  This is the only natural gas I knew about.
[00:30:16]  That's the only natural gas I knew about, for Christ's sake.
[00:30:21]  But hey, I don't mean to be tooting my own horn here, but beep, beep, all right.
[00:30:27]  Because let me explain to you this: I called the bottom on this goddamn natural gas market, and that's all I got to say.
[00:30:35]  All right, let's move on.
[00:30:36]  All right, let's move on.
[00:30:37]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[00:30:40]  Look at these idiots on Twitter, for Christ's sake.
[00:30:43]  Right when I did that, these fruit bowls, these glory whole servant, fruity-ass feminine fruits are all.
[00:30:50]  Oh, he's a virgin.
[00:30:53]  Virgin ghost, he's a virgin.
[00:30:57]  You sick bastards.
[00:30:58]  You know what I mean?
[00:31:00]  Yeah, I mean, you sick bastards.
[00:31:06]  Oh, my God.
[00:31:08]  Anyway, let's get to WTI Sweet Crude.
[00:31:10]  Of course, for all you ass clowns that don't know what that is, it's the crude oil that's consumed by America.
[00:31:17]  All right?
[00:31:18]  And let me explain something to you.
[00:31:20]  All right?
[00:31:20]  Let me explain something.
[00:31:23]  Even if you don't know anything about the markets, even if you don't care about the markets, the price of this commodity should concern you because not only does it dictate how much you're going to pay at the pump, but how much you're going to pay for prices for goods at the supermarket, goods at the shopping mall.
[00:31:41]  Because as I've stated, those products have to get from point A to point B, and they use some mode of transportation to do so.
[00:31:49]  And that mode of transportation utilizes petroleum to fuel the transportation.
[00:31:54]  So as a result, if there are high costs in WTI sweet crude, then those costs are henceforth going to be relayed to the consumer.
[00:32:04]  All right?
[00:32:05]  And that's why you see so much goddamn raising sometimes miraculously.
[00:32:10]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:32:12]  Raising in prices, raising in gasoline prices, so on and so forth.
[00:32:16]  All right?
[00:32:19]  Anyway, let's get to WTI.

=== Commodity Price Increases (07:57) ===

[00:32:21]  It's down today.
[00:32:22]  And why has it been down?
[00:32:23]  Because OPEC, the Arab oil-producing cartel, has been so generous to the West.
[00:32:30]  I mean, I've alluded to this on the past several shows that I wonder if Barack Obama and OPEC have some sort of a deal going on.
[00:32:38]  I mean, coincidentally, this is an election year, you know, 2012 presidential campaign, and they've been utilizing what I mean.
[00:32:47]  They, I'm talking about the right, have been utilizing the heightening gas prices as substance against the president.
[00:32:56]  And then miraculously, OPEC decides to be hospitable and for some reason, not just hospitable, but just generous.
[00:33:08]  Generous.
[00:33:10]  And OPEC is never generous.
[00:33:12]  All right.
[00:33:13]  I mean, if you take a look at traditionally, for you folks that don't know what OPEC is, please, you need to search for it.
[00:33:20]  All right.
[00:33:21]  You need to search for it, for Christ's sake.
[00:33:24]  O-P-E-C.
[00:33:27]  This is what dictates the price of oil, of barrels of oil on an international scale.
[00:33:33]  All right?
[00:33:34]  And whenever they want to lower the price, they decide to extract more oil from their oil supplies.
[00:33:41]  You know, pump more oil and pump more barrels of oil in the world market.
[00:33:46]  You know what I mean?
[00:33:47]  So, like I'm saying, I actually believe that there's some kind of a secret deal going on.
[00:33:54]  I mean, it's obvious through the actions.
[00:33:55]  It's obvious.
[00:33:58]  Freaking OPEC comes out.
[00:34:00]  We are going to continue to pump.
[00:34:01]  We are going to pump the oil up and we are going to do the pumps and we are going to continue the pumps until the market goes down because we're going to continue to do the pumps.
[00:34:13]  And this is what's causing the price of WTI to go down, man.
[00:34:16]  It's down today.
[00:34:17]  $1.69 decrease for WTI.
[00:34:21]  A percentage decrease of 1.78% on the day.
[00:34:26]  Closing out WTI Sweet Crude and get this $93.09 per barrel of WTI sweet crude.
[00:34:36]  I mean, I guess that's good for consumer sentiment because it's actually going to get these people out and hopefully to a shopping mall or to the movies or to a restaurant.
[00:34:46]  You know, I mean, this is what you want.
[00:34:48]  You don't want high gas prices because henceforth a lot of these brick-mortar businesses are not going to be able to sustain themselves because people are going to be less likely to go out and do some stuff.
[00:35:00]  So anyway, let's continue on, man.
[00:35:03]  We're falling behind for Christ's sake.
[00:35:05]  It's a Taco Tuesday, baby.
[00:35:06]  As a matter of fact, let me continue drinking.
[00:35:13]  I mean, we're already done with this one.
[00:35:16]  We're already done with that one, for Christ's sake.
[00:35:18]  I'll crack open another one here in a second.
[00:35:21]  All right.
[00:35:22]  Agriculture, baby.
[00:35:23]  Canola up $7.60, a percentage increase of 1.37%.
[00:35:31]  Cocoa futures are up $7, a percentage increase of 0.31%.
[00:35:37]  And coffee and coffee, it is up today for all you ass clowns that are going to make an excuse every goddamn morning you're jerks by saying.
[00:35:50]  Dude, just don't talk to me unless I have my coffee, dude.
[00:35:55]  Seriously, you're an asshole.
[00:35:58]  But just don't talk to me unless I have my coffee.
[00:36:01]  All right, Brick.
[00:36:02]  I mean, screw you, all right?
[00:36:06]  I mean, I'm sick and tired of people that use that as an excuse for being jerks in the morning, for Christ's sake.
[00:36:12]  You know what?
[00:36:12]  I want coffee prices to go up and up and up and up because I don't drink coffee.
[00:36:22]  I don't drink it.
[00:36:23]  I don't need coffee, baby.
[00:36:25]  I'm naturally energized every single day that I wake up.
[00:36:30]  I'm naturally fueled to get up.
[00:36:32]  And you know what fuels me?
[00:36:34]  You know what gives me the energy to keep going 10, 15 hours a day on four hours of sleep?
[00:36:40]  The love of the money, baby.
[00:36:44]  Generating capital.
[00:36:46]  Obtaining assets.
[00:36:48]  That's what fuels my energy, for Christ's sake.
[00:36:50]  I don't need no freaking coffee.
[00:36:53]  Good lord.
[00:36:56]  Anyway, coffee is up today, and I'm glad.
[00:36:58]  I'm glad it's up.
[00:37:02]  Should go up more.
[00:37:04]  Coffee is up 45 cents, a percentage increase of 0.25% on the day for coffee.
[00:37:11]  So shove it up your ass, you, Juan Valdez butt lovers.
[00:37:16]  Anyway, corn, ah, Jesus Christ.
[00:37:19]  Here we go.
[00:37:21]  Corn is up today.
[00:37:23]  I mean, good God.
[00:37:24]  Did anybody see the spike in corn?
[00:37:26]  Up $14.25, a percentage increase of 2.44% on the day.
[00:37:33]  Oh, my God.
[00:37:34]  I mean, that's the last thing we need is corn to go up.
[00:37:36]  Because not only do the ears of corn go up, you know, corn cobs and that sort of thing, but as I've stated a long time ago and lots of times on this broadcast, you need to look at the ingredients of things that are packaged and bottled and canned and take a look at if a component called high fructose corn syrup is a major ingredient within whatever good you're consuming.
[00:38:02]  Because high fructose corn syrup, folks, is a sugar substitute.
[00:38:06]  Why don't we put regular sugar in these mass quantity-based things that call for it?
[00:38:13]  Well, because sugar is not made in America.
[00:38:16]  Or at least the amount of sugar necessary to suffice these mass-produced goods is not produced in America.
[00:38:24]  So what do they do?
[00:38:27]  They refine corn into high-fructose corn syrup and you utilize it as a sugar substitute.
[00:38:33]  Henceforth, that's why you see it so predominant in ingredients everywhere.
[00:38:40]  So whenever you see an increase in corn, you're going to see an increase in all these things that utilize this as a component.
[00:38:48]  All right?
[00:38:49]  Anyway, it is up $14.25, a percentage increase of 2.44% on the day for corn.
[00:38:57]  Cotton is also up today, 34 cents, a percentage increase of 0.43%.
[00:39:03]  It sure as hell ain't going to stop these fruit bowls from wearing this over-feminized 1978 underground San Francisco attire that they're sporting out here, for Christ's sake.
[00:39:14]  Anyway, wheat is up also $13, a percentage increase of 2.12% for wheat.
[00:39:21]  Sugar is up today, 13 cents, a percentage increase of 0.64% on the day.
[00:39:29]  Soybean is up $26, a percentage increase of 1.87% on the day.
[00:39:36]  And it looks like that Quaker Oats happy ass has something to be happy about today because oat futures are up $1.75, a percentage increase of 0.53% on the day.
[00:39:47]  Soybean futures are up 17 cents.
[00:39:50]  And good God, what the freaking wool futures.
[00:39:53]  I mean, have you seen the wool futures?
[00:39:56]  They are down a buck today, a percentage decrease of 0.08%.
[00:40:02]  So it looks like the bull-nosed bulldozed did not come out to see the freshly cut pieces of wool because wool is down today.
[00:40:11]  Good God.
[00:40:12]  Anyway, let's get to the metal.
[00:40:13]  The metals!
[00:40:14]  What the goddamn metals?

=== Market Helter Skelter Chaos (04:05) ===

[00:40:18]  You know, we're not seeing any kind of investor, you know, continuity or traditional investor approach to this market.
[00:40:29]  Because traditionally, whenever you see decreases in equities, you would see increases in metals, or at least increases in bonds, increases somewhere.
[00:40:38]  Although we did see some green, as you heard, in the agriculture commodities.
[00:40:42]  But, I mean, losses for the day for metals.
[00:40:46]  I mean, it doesn't make any sense, man.
[00:40:49]  Can you investors take your goddamn heads out of your ass?
[00:40:53]  I mean, it doesn't make any sense.
[00:40:55]  Equities down, metals down.
[00:40:58]  And what's the basis for this?
[00:41:00]  I mean, what's the investor thinking when selling off in the metals market?
[00:41:07]  Oh, look, our governments are finally starting to curb their overprinting of our monetary system.
[00:41:13]  And look, they're actually cutting the deficit spending, and they're actually broadening the base of taxes, which will actually bring in some validity back into our dollar, and as a result, bring down the cost of commodities such as gold and silver.
[00:41:29]  No, there's nothing of the sort happening like that, you idiots.
[00:41:33]  So why exactly is this happening?
[00:41:35]  I have no idea.
[00:41:36]  You know?
[00:41:38]  I have no idea, for Christ's sake, because, you know, we got a pussy-whipped investor community, all right?
[00:41:44]  That's what's causing this helper-skelter situation out here in the markets.
[00:41:51]  But let me tell you something.
[00:41:52]  Our government is not stopping its spending.
[00:41:55]  It's growing bureaucracy.
[00:41:57]  It's growing totalitarian tentacles.
[00:42:01]  It's expanding its war efforts.
[00:42:03]  I mean, we heard about, well, was it last week I talked about how the troops are sending, or the United States is sending troops into Yemen.
[00:42:10]  They're doing predator drone tax in Somalia, Pakistan.
[00:42:14]  They've extended their military assets in Afghanistan.
[00:42:17]  They're hooking up the Libyan rebels in Libya.
[00:42:20]  I mean, you know, they're going on the hunt for Joseph Kony in Uganda.
[00:42:25]  I mean, I mean, come on, man.
[00:42:27]  I mean, who's paying for this?
[00:42:30]  We're paying for it.
[00:42:31]  And if we're paying for it, well, then obviously there's going to be an extension of debt.
[00:42:37]  And if there's an extension of debt that's more than anticipated, it is going to deplete our monetary system.
[00:42:46]  Jesus Christ.
[00:42:50]  I tell you, man, you know, this world has just gone straight dumb.
[00:42:54]  You know what I mean?
[00:42:56]  This world has just gone straight to hell, and it's dumb.
[00:43:00]  It's pathetic.
[00:43:01]  I mean, that's why sometimes I don't do this broadcast.
[00:43:04]  That's why sometimes I'm like, you know what?
[00:43:06]  I'm going out there to 6th Street.
[00:43:08]  Militon, baby.
[00:43:09]  I'm having as good a time as I possibly can before this whole society implodes from its own ignorance.
[00:43:18]  Jesus Christ, where's my beer?
[00:43:19]  More beer!
[00:43:21]  For Christ's sake, I'm getting freaking jaded, man.
[00:43:24]  I mean, I'm depressed.
[00:43:29]  I need some more beer here.
[00:43:31]  Give me another beer for Christ's sake.
[00:43:33]  God damn it.
[00:43:35]  Sick of this.
[00:43:37]  Goddamn crap, for Christ's sake.
[00:43:40]  Let me pop this freaking bottle cap off for Christ's sake, man.
[00:43:46]  Get up!
[00:43:49]  Jesus Christ.
[00:43:53]  I'm serious, man.
[00:43:55]  I'm depressed.
[00:43:59]  I mean, how can one not be when you've got so many sour scowls looking at those that feel that they're more successful than them?
[00:44:10]  I mean, what are these people that are supposed to be the Poe in America so envious about when in actuality they're given everything on a monthly basis via our tax dollars, the capitalist tax dollars?

=== Gold Prices And Investor Frustration (09:32) ===

[00:44:24]  It's disgusting.
[00:44:25]  It's ignorance.
[00:44:26]  It's pathetic, and it's disgusting.
[00:44:28]  And that's why I do this broadcast, because I know that there are people that feel the same way I do.
[00:44:34]  Whenever they're going into a shopping mall and buying themselves nice foods, steaks, high-priced items, they're looked at cross-eyed by all these sour scowls because, oh, it's not fair that they get to eat steak.
[00:44:46]  They get to eat the great food.
[00:44:48]  And I've got to sit here and eat ramen noodles.
[00:44:50]  Well, top titty that you've got to eat ramen noodles, all right?
[00:44:53]  Maybe if you stop spending money on your goddamn apps, angry bird apps and Androids and iPhones and iPads and plasma screens and all this other crap, poach purses and Dulce Gabbana glasses and all this other crap.
[00:45:11]  Maybe you'd be able to feed your fat, jelly, disgusting, overgrown, muffin-looking ass.
[00:45:20]  Jesus Christ, man.
[00:45:22]  Can we get some consistency around here?
[00:45:26]  Anyway, copper, all right?
[00:45:27]  Copper is down, of course, because we saw the equities markets down.
[00:45:31]  It's down $5.80, a percentage decrease of 1.63% on the day.
[00:45:37]  Gold is down today.
[00:45:39]  Jesus Christ, $17.20, a percentage decrease of 1.10% for gold?
[00:45:47]  Jesus Christ.
[00:45:48]  Closing out gold at $1,543.80 per Troy ounce of gold.
[00:45:56]  And son of a bitch, did you see silver for Christ's sake?
[00:45:59]  I mean, get this.
[00:46:06]  Take your heads out of your ass investors.
[00:46:12]  Jesus Christ, man.
[00:46:20]  I don't know what's going on here.
[00:46:22]  These investors are a bunch of.
[00:46:24]  I don't know.
[00:46:24]  Give me the mic.
[00:46:28]  Give me the freaking mic for Christ's sake, man.
[00:46:31]  Have you all seen silver for Christ's sake?
[00:46:36]  Silver is down 67 cents, a percentage decrease of 2.37% on the day.
[00:46:44]  Closing out silver at $27.68 per Troy ounce of silver.
[00:46:49]  I mean, Goddamn pussy whipped investors, man.
[00:47:05]  Pussy-whipped investors.
[00:47:07]  I mean, good God.
[00:47:12]  Jesus Christ, it makes me sick.
[00:47:19]  Oh, my God.
[00:47:20]  Give me the mic.
[00:47:25]  Freaking Mike, for Christ's sake, we're running out of time here.
[00:47:28]  But you goddamn investors out here in the investment community, seriously take your heads out of your colon polyp asses.
[00:47:36]  All right.
[00:47:39]  Jesus Christ.
[00:47:41]  Anyway, regardless, I'm buying even more silver at this rate.
[00:47:46]  Are you kidding me?
[00:47:48]  I mean, not only is silver have a better rate of return as far as a metal is concerned, but there's not that much of it.
[00:47:57]  And on top of which, it's an industrial component that's utilized in a lot of different electronics and durable goods, also.
[00:48:06]  So I'm a buyer on this, even though these investors are tickling their asshairs.
[00:48:10]  And, you know, I don't know.
[00:48:12]  Anyway, let's get some livestock so we can get done with this for Christ's sake.
[00:48:16]  Live cattle futures are up 27 cents a percentage increase of 0.23% on the day for live cattle.
[00:48:24]  Cattle feeder futures are up 47 cents a percentage increase of 0.30%.
[00:48:31]  And good God, for all you fat, jelly ass that like to shove a couple of down your damn gullet, will lean hog is up, baby.
[00:48:45]  A dollar two, a percentage increase of 1.20% on the day for lean hogs.
[00:48:53]  And that, my friends, is the markets for your ass.
[00:49:00]  Woo!
[00:49:01]  Man, we are so beyond time, man.
[00:49:04]  You know what I mean?
[00:49:05]  We are so beyond time for Christ's sake.
[00:49:08]  And my apologies, but goddamn, it's a taco, taco Tuesday.
[00:49:14]  Oh, my God.
[00:49:15]  Hey, engineer, you happy?
[00:49:17]  Any idea about a taco Tuesday?
[00:49:19]  About the taco Tuesday?
[00:49:28]  It's good to see you in better spirits today, Engineer.
[00:49:31]  Jesus Christ.
[00:49:33]  Anyway, before we get into anything else, I hate to even ask and look at the engineer.
[00:49:40]  Engineer, do we have any Twitter shout-outs to be had out here?
[00:49:44]  Well, according to the engineer, we do have some Twitter shout-outs to be had.
[00:49:55]  And of course, if you want a Twitter shout-out right here, right now, live on the True Capitalist Radio broadcast, all you've got to do is tweet at me right now, Ghost Politics, all one word, no underscores, ghost politics, and tweet at me with the hashtag Capitalist Army, baby.
[00:50:14]  All right?
[00:50:16]  With the hashtag Capitalist Army.
[00:50:20]  All right?
[00:50:21]  And if you do that, I will give you a Twitter shout-out right here, right now, baby.
[00:50:28]  Anyway, who else do we got?
[00:50:29]  Who do we got going on?
[00:50:30]  As a matter of fact, let me go ahead and take a chug of this beer before we go.
[00:50:36]  Good stuff.
[00:50:38]  All right, what's going on to G-Man Capitalist in the house?
[00:50:42]  Cody in the hat in the place.
[00:50:44]  What's going on?
[00:50:46]  We got colon hot dogs.
[00:50:48]  Jesus Christ, man.
[00:50:53]  Come on.
[00:50:56]  We've got lock-up liberals.
[00:51:00]  You're not getting any complaints here.
[00:51:02]  Somebody named Brutal Thundercunt.
[00:51:05]  That's rich.
[00:51:11]  We've got Ass Biscuit.
[00:51:13]  That's fresh.
[00:51:14]  Yeah, that's great.
[00:51:16]  Choo Choo Me Pooh Pooh.
[00:51:19]  Are you kidding me?
[00:51:22]  Oh, my God.
[00:51:26]  What's going on to Veta Forum Wars and everybody that's in the Capitalist Army chat room right now?
[00:51:32]  Much props, baby, to the capitalist army.
[00:51:36]  Who else we got here?
[00:51:38]  We've got iHeart Eurotrash.
[00:51:40]  Yeah, I bet you do, you fruit ball bastard.
[00:51:43]  We've got Juan GTA 117.
[00:51:48]  Who else we got?
[00:51:49]  We got Colin Burgers.
[00:51:51]  Jesus Christ, man.
[00:51:54]  We got Capitalist Shark in the place.
[00:51:58]  Who else do we got going on?
[00:51:59]  Vetaforum Wars.
[00:52:02]  We've got Flutter Shank in the house.
[00:52:05]  We got Javier Mexico 123 in the place.
[00:52:09]  Mega Mayer in the house.
[00:52:12]  Who else do we got going on over here?
[00:52:14]  I mean, Jesus Christ.
[00:52:15]  Once again, if you want a Twitter shout-out, tweet at me right now.
[00:52:18]  Ghost Politics, all one word, no underscores.
[00:52:21]  And tweet with the hashtag Capitalist Army, baby, all right?
[00:52:26]  We got Fapitalism.
[00:52:28]  We got somebody named My Little Ghostie, for Christ's sake.
[00:52:32]  Somebody named Fart Freddish Frank.
[00:52:34]  Say that 12 times.
[00:52:36]  Who else do we got going on?
[00:52:38]  Hey, not too many people that want Twitter shout-outs.
[00:52:40]  Well, good.
[00:52:41]  Well, good.
[00:52:43]  I'm glad.
[00:52:44]  You know what I mean?
[00:52:45]  We could probably end this.
[00:52:47]  Yeah, there's Edna Vale, for Christ.
[00:52:49]  That's great.
[00:52:50]  We can end this now.
[00:52:51]  How about that?
[00:52:52]  No more Twitter shout-outs.
[00:52:53]  We can end this now.
[00:52:54]  Hey, much props to Karaskin, baby.
[00:52:57]  What's going on to Karaskin in the house?
[00:53:00]  And much props to the Capitalist Army, B-Town, Dutch Capitalist, Aussie Capitalist.
[00:53:05]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:53:06]  Balls in the house.
[00:53:08]  What's going on to, you know, Smojin, you know, I mean, Jesus Christ, I mean, I can go on and on, baby.
[00:53:14]  Much props.
[00:53:17]  Goof bumps in the house.
[00:53:18]  What's going on?
[00:53:19]  The old Jub Jub Joe.
[00:53:23]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:53:24]  What's going on to the Trixie?
[00:53:25]  French doors.
[00:53:28]  French doors.
[00:53:30]  What's going on to John the Sponge, inadequate capitalist, regular capital?
[00:53:35]  What's going on, man?
[00:53:37]  Capitalist Army in full effect, baby, on this taco, taco Tuesday.
[00:53:46]  Oh, my God.
[00:53:47]  Anyway, that's enough.
[00:53:48]  I don't want to talk.
[00:53:49]  You see, here's Colin Tenderizer, the Horror Master.
[00:53:53]  I don't want, you know, we don't want to.
[00:53:55]  Flamin' Nipple Chops.

=== Presidential Election Bullying (06:34) ===

[00:53:56]  There's a name from the past, huh?
[00:53:58]  Old Flamin' Nipple Chops.
[00:54:03]  All right, that's enough for Christ's sake.
[00:54:05]  We're already way ahead on time for Christ's sake.
[00:54:08]  I didn't mean to expend so much damn energy and time on the markets, but my God, we are being Euro trashed.
[00:54:15]  Anyway, let's go ahead and get into the first segment of the broadcast.
[00:54:20]  Of course, we are in a 2012 presidential election, so the first portion of the broadcast is always going to be dedicated until the election of the president to the presidential election.
[00:54:31]  Right now, we have Mitt Romney versus Barack Obama, Magic Underpants versus Long-Legged Mac Daddy for the 2012 presidential campaign.
[00:54:41]  Of course, we talked about it on the last broadcast.
[00:54:44]  These leftists are now calling Mitt Romney the bully because allegedly Mitt Romney played Smear the Queer or something before it was popular.
[00:54:53]  And I don't know.
[00:54:55]  Allegedly, he targeted gay people, which I didn't realize there were so many gay people that were out and about and queening out out there during the time when he was going to school.
[00:55:06]  Remember, this guy is 65, so I was unaware that gay people were out there queening out, going out there, being flamboyant and that sort of thing.
[00:55:17]  So in essence, the alleged bullying that took place as it relates to Mitt Romney is this guy going after supposed gay students.
[00:55:28]  In one incidence, he held some kid down and cut off his hair.
[00:55:33]  I mean, mullet hunting.
[00:55:34]  You know what I mean?
[00:55:35]  And who hasn't done a little bit of mullet hunting every now and then as a kid, for Christ's sake?
[00:55:39]  I mean, come on.
[00:55:41]  Come on.
[00:55:42]  Who hasn't done a little bit of mullet hunting for Christ's sake?
[00:55:45]  Come on.
[00:55:48]  I mean, yeah, I think these people are making a mountain out of a mohill for Christ's sake.
[00:55:52]  I mean, bullying back when Mitt Romney was going to school is not like bullying now, all right?
[00:55:59]  I mean, bullying now is pathetically insane.
[00:56:03]  I mean, did you see that poor Chinese kid that one time, what was it, that came out about six, seven months ago, who got literally jumped by seven students within school grounds for Christ's sake.
[00:56:16]  You know what I mean?
[00:56:17]  Now, that is bullying in today's America.
[00:56:20]  You know, gang-related bullying on loaners, on people that are weak, people that they know they can be exploited for Christ's sake.
[00:56:27]  You know, the gang-like mentality.
[00:56:29]  You know what I mean?
[00:56:32]  So that's all I'm saying.
[00:56:33]  That's what bullying is now.
[00:56:35]  So let's stop with this whole, oh, Mitt Romney was a bully.
[00:56:39]  Yeah, shut up.
[00:56:42]  Who hasn't done a little bit of bullying every now and then?
[00:56:45]  And, you know, I mean, let's be honest.
[00:56:47]  I mean, when I was growing up, bullying was, you know, to people that were jerks.
[00:56:52]  I mean, if you were a straight A student, if you were a nerd or something like that, you're pretty much left alone.
[00:56:58]  You know what I mean?
[00:57:00]  You're pretty much going to be left alone.
[00:57:03]  But back then, if you were just some flamboyant, pompous asshole who thought that you can hide behind the teacher's skirt, obviously you were a target for freaking bullying.
[00:57:12]  You know what I mean?
[00:57:14]  But in today's bullying world, it ain't just, you know, one or two guys, you know, bullying on one, you know, weak kid.
[00:57:21]  It's seven, eight, ten people going after one person and relentlessly beating the living bee Jesus out of them, man.
[00:57:29]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:57:32]  And it's sad, you know?
[00:57:34]  It's freaking sad.
[00:57:35]  So to compare what's happening now to when Mitt Romney was going to school is just ridiculous.
[00:57:42]  All right?
[00:57:43]  But anyway, forget about being bullied because we already talked about that last time I was on the broadcast.
[00:57:49]  Did you hear Obama's response to the J.P. Morgan $2 billion quarterly loss?
[00:57:55]  Obama was on the view talking to the girls, talking to the girls on the view.
[00:58:02]  And he actually came out and claimed and made this statement, I kid you not, that J.P. Morgan is one of the best managed banks.
[00:58:11]  I mean, do you understand?
[00:58:12]  I was alluding to this earlier, that I think that J.B. Dimon and Obama have got some kind of collusion paradigm going on, trying to mind screw the public with this crap.
[00:58:22]  I mean, how in the hell can you sit here and in the same breath call for more regulations and say that J.P. Morgan, after a $2 billion loss this quarter that could extend in the next quarter another $2 billion, how can you sit here and in the midst of a presidential election say that it's one of the best managed banks in this country?
[00:58:41]  Can you explain that to me, Mr. President?
[00:58:44]  Huh?
[00:58:45]  I'll tell you.
[00:58:47]  You are doing it because you invested the taxpayer money into this particular, not just this bank, but all the financial institutions.
[00:58:56]  You bailed out these people.
[00:58:58]  You recapitalized their bad investments.
[00:59:01]  So to sit here and say that they're doing more of the same would defeat the political purpose for which you came to power, Mr. President.
[00:59:11]  So do you see how these liberals are, man?
[00:59:13]  They can't go back.
[00:59:14]  He's at the point of no return.
[00:59:16]  He's got to fall on his sword, Barack Obama.
[00:59:20]  Why do you think that he's throwing this gay marriage issue as a potential monkey wrench to divide the country, which has pretty much proven no political gain, really?
[00:59:30]  I mean, I know he was trying to, you know, divide and conquer, so to speak, you know, with that lunge into the gay marriage issue thanks to Joe Biden.
[00:59:40]  But there's really no benefit from coming out publicly saying that, you know, the president was for gay marriage.
[00:59:47]  So now what does he have to run on?
[00:59:50]  He has to run on his policy.
[00:59:52]  He has to run on his domestic, fiscal, and international policies.
[00:59:57]  And it ain't very good, baby.
[00:59:59]  It ain't very good.
[01:00:00]  I mean, I just recently saw a Ras Musin poll that has Mitt Romney up 50-something percent to Barack Obama 46%, man.
[01:00:09]  I mean, have you gone or been on YouTube and seen these so-called rallies, these stump speeches that Barack Obama's attempting to do on the campaign trail?
[01:00:19]  All those big crowds in 2008 that were sitting there crying and waiting to see a glimpse of the great Barack Obama.
[01:00:26]  They're not there anymore, man.
[01:00:29]  A lot of empty chairs at these stump speeches, eh?

=== Potential Prank Calls Ahead (04:50) ===

[01:00:31]  You notice that?
[01:00:33]  Man, I mean, what did I tell you?
[01:00:36]  I mean, back in 08, I mean, what did I tell all of you people?
[01:00:41]  I mean, the only change that Barack Obama was going to bring was the change in your pocket.
[01:00:47]  And it looks like he even took that for Christ's sake.
[01:00:50]  I mean, Jesus Christ, give me a drink.
[01:00:51]  Now into the second hour of the True Capitalist radio broadcast.
[01:01:04]  And of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
[01:01:09]  And once again, I want to thank you very much for tuning in with me.
[01:01:13]  Before we get into anything else, I'd like for everybody to please retweet the broadcast.
[01:01:19]  Go to the social networks.
[01:01:21]  Go to the forums.
[01:01:22]  Go to the blogs.
[01:01:24]  And spread it around like wildfire.
[01:01:27]  And let everybody know that true capitalist radio is in effect and in the house.
[01:01:33]  All right?
[01:01:34]  And of course, for all you fat, jelly-ass that are too lazy, that are too goddamn lazy to open up another freaking window on your browser.
[01:01:44]  We got all kinds of little buttons underneath the player right there.
[01:01:47]  All right.
[01:01:48]  We got Facebook like buttons, Google Plus buttons.
[01:01:51]  Retweet this buttons.
[01:01:53]  Share this buttons.
[01:01:55]  Use and abuse those freaking buttons, baby, all right?
[01:01:59]  It's just a freaking clerk, for Christ's sake.
[01:02:04]  Christ anyway folks and I'm not good no all you people on Twitter shove it up your ass I'm not doing any more Twitter shout-outs.
[01:02:13]  You already screwed it up.
[01:02:16]  You already all screwed it up, for Christ's sake.
[01:02:18]  As a matter of fact, I'm going to keep drinking for Christ's sake.
[01:02:20]  I know you idiots are going to ruin my Taco Tuesday here.
[01:02:24]  Watch, I'm going to take some calls here in a second and see if anybody has any opinion about magic underpants versus long-legged MacDaddy.
[01:02:33]  And watch, we're going to get nothing but a bunch of mindless, imbecilic, banter, sentence fragments, written idiots, or morons that are going to be playing clips of other people's work.
[01:02:45]  Jesus Christ.
[01:02:47]  Let me go ahead and take.
[01:02:49]  I'm going to chug this second beer.
[01:02:51]  Two bottles of beer down on the wall.
[01:02:53]  Two bottles of beer.
[01:02:55]  How many bottles of beer can we drink at the end of the show today?
[01:03:06]  I'm going to polish it.
[01:03:07]  I'm going to polish it off for everything.
[01:03:16]  Ah!
[01:03:17]  More beer!
[01:03:23]  Oh, yeah, man.
[01:03:24]  That's what I'm talking about on a Taco Taco Tuesday.
[01:03:32]  Oh, my God.
[01:03:33]  Let me tell you something right now.
[01:03:35]  I'm giddy on this Taco Tuesday.
[01:03:37]  Even though we're being Eero Trash, I'm giddy.
[01:03:41]  Anyway, let me open up another bottle of beer.
[01:03:43]  We're going to take your calls.
[01:03:44]  And I want you to have a genuine, you know, opinion.
[01:03:48]  A genuine damn opinion about Barack Obama or Mitt Romney, all right?
[01:03:54]  I mean, this is serious business, all right?
[01:03:59]  Get this goddamn.
[01:04:01]  Get it off.
[01:04:03]  This is serious business here.
[01:04:06]  And now that I've got my other beer, let's go ahead and take some calls here.
[01:04:09]  646-652-4869 is the number to call.
[01:04:13]  Once again, magic underpants versus long-legged Matt Daddy.
[01:04:19]  All right?
[01:04:19]  Well, let's go ahead and take some calls right now.
[01:04:26]  Once again, I want to tell everybody, please, prepare yourself.
[01:04:32]  Prepare yourself for some potential prank calls up in here because I can already sense that we're going to get some disgusting, despicable scoundrels, for Christ's sake, all right?
[01:04:45]  Jesus Christ.
[01:04:47]  Anyway, let's go ahead and take some calls here.
[01:04:50]  646-652-4869 is the number to call.
[01:04:54]  We have area code 478.
[01:04:56]  What do you think about magic underpants?
[01:05:02]  Ghost, baby, can you hear me?
[01:05:05]  Yeah, I can hear you.
[01:05:06]  What the hell are you doing?
[01:05:08]  Oh, we just thought, you know, we sitting here, we chilled at church.
[01:05:10]  It's the 50th anniversary of the church's opening, so we have a special Tuesday, Tuesday service, Ghost.
[01:05:17]  But you're at the church right now?
[01:05:19]  How the hell?
[01:05:20]  Why are you at church right now?

=== Junkyard America Decline (05:10) ===

[01:05:21]  You're a disgusting degenerate that, you know, smokes marijuana and cheats the government.
[01:05:27]  I mean, what makes you so pious?
[01:05:30]  Hold on, hold on, hold on.
[01:05:31]  Here comes a collection plate.
[01:05:32]  Grab that 50.
[01:05:34]  Yeah, good job.
[01:05:35]  All right, I'm like, from the collection plate, what are you talking about?
[01:05:40]  What you talking about, ghosts?
[01:05:41]  That money's there for the needy.
[01:05:44]  You know, with Mother's Day and everything, my EBP is spent down.
[01:05:48]  I have no money.
[01:05:49]  I got no food in the fridge.
[01:05:51]  You know, that's what that money's there for, ghosts.
[01:05:53]  It's to help the needy.
[01:05:56]  All right, all right, we get it.
[01:05:58]  All right.
[01:05:59]  What are you calling?
[01:06:00]  What's the point here?
[01:06:01]  And what are you calling from church?
[01:06:05]  Oh, I just watched this.
[01:06:05]  These niggas, they can sing it and they sing it so well, ghost.
[01:06:08]  I thought I would spread it to the community.
[01:06:11]  Y'all need Jesus in your life.
[01:06:14]  And actually, you know what?
[01:06:15]  I'm not a bit bad.
[01:06:15]  I got my 50.
[01:06:16]  You know what I'm saying?
[01:06:17]  I got my 50 bucks.
[01:06:18]  I'm about to walk out the front door.
[01:06:19]  Me and Pookie about to go grab a sack, ghost.
[01:06:22]  Oh, Jesus.
[01:06:23]  Get this shit, son of a bitch.
[01:06:25]  Get this blasphemous piece of crap up.
[01:06:35]  Jesus Christ, did you hear that stupid sorry sack of soulless crap?
[01:06:42]  He's going into a Pentecostal churches and ripping off of the freaking collection plate.
[01:06:48]  I mean, good God.
[01:06:53]  Jesus Christ, do you see what's happening here in America, folks?
[01:06:58]  Do you see what Gimme the Mark?
[01:07:02]  Do you see?
[01:07:03]  Did you hear that for yourself, folks?
[01:07:05]  This is the new Junkyard America that has been implemented within the past four years, thanks to Barack Obama.
[01:07:12]  Individuals like this that have no shame from collecting the government entitlements, that have no shame from stealing from pious people, that have no shame at all for Christ's sake.
[01:07:23]  This is the basis of American society.
[01:07:28]  And why is it so hard for you idiots to contemplate this through your thick, disgusting, stupid, soulless anguish?
[01:07:38]  It's beyond me.
[01:07:42]  I mean, I've stopped trying to figure out what's going on in those disgusting, despicable noggins for Christ's sake.
[01:07:47]  But good God, this is the new junkyard America that we're living in, for Christ's sake.
[01:07:52]  This is the new shitbag America.
[01:07:59]  Good God, that was a disgusting display of just ignorance, thievery, ghettoism, ungratefulness, moocherism.
[01:08:08]  I mean, Jesus Christ.
[01:08:15]  damn thing out of my face!
[01:08:26]  I knew it.
[01:08:27]  I knew it.
[01:08:33]  It's a freaking Taco Tuesday, man.
[01:08:37]  Give it a moment.
[01:08:41]  It's a freaking.
[01:08:44]  It's a freaking Taco Tuesday, man.
[01:08:46]  Enough of this.
[01:08:46]  I don't want to go through this again, man.
[01:08:49]  This is why I don't come up on this broadcast on a frequent basis, man.
[01:08:54]  I mean, we've got serious issues to be discussing here in America.
[01:08:58]  I mean, we're in a 2012 presidential campaign.
[01:09:04]  Good God.
[01:09:05]  I'm going to take one more caller on this subject.
[01:09:08]  And if they act a fool, we're moving on to something else.
[01:09:12]  I'm not going to sit over here and be made a fool out of anymore, man.
[01:09:15]  You understand that?
[01:09:16]  I'm not going to be made a fool out of out here.
[01:09:22]  Jesus Christ.
[01:09:23]  Area code 518, you're on the horn.
[01:09:45]  That's pretty good, man.
[01:09:47]  You know what I mean?
[01:09:47]  It is a helter-skelter market out here.
[01:09:49]  I hear you.
[01:09:50]  661, what's up?
[01:09:52]  SurgeRadio.org.
[01:09:54]  All right, we got that.
[01:09:55]  DDoS out.
[01:09:56]  Okay, we got it.
[01:09:57]  732, what's up?
[01:09:59]  Hey, Ghost, I'm voting for Barack Obama.
[01:10:02]  That way I can drink all the Johnny Walker Fifth Harvest I want.
[01:10:06]  Johnny Walker, Fifth Harvest.
[01:10:09]  Oh, yeah.
[01:10:10]  Jesus Christ, you know, every time you call up, it gets like higher and higher in number, for Christ's sake.
[01:10:17]  I mean, is it the fifth time you filtered that crap through your freaking bladder?
[01:10:21]  And you sick son of a bitch.
[01:10:25]  I mean, 815, what's up?
[01:10:30]  815?

=== Moon Landing Scrutiny Debate (11:51) ===

[01:10:32]  Yeah.
[01:10:33]  Hey, ghost.
[01:10:34]  Love the show, man.
[01:10:35]  We're talking about the family.
[01:10:36]  I appreciate it.
[01:10:38]  The president's right?
[01:10:39]  Yeah, we're talking about the presidential campaign, man.
[01:10:42]  You got any opinions about it?
[01:10:44]  I excuse my language.
[01:10:46]  I think we're fucked either way, really.
[01:10:48]  It's not much we can do to get ourselves out of this now.
[01:10:52]  What do you mean, like, out of what?
[01:10:53]  What do you mean?
[01:10:54]  Let me explain.
[01:10:55]  The debt.
[01:10:57]  How much are we in debt right now?
[01:10:59]  We're over $15 trillion in debt.
[01:11:02]  How the hell are we going to get out of that?
[01:11:05]  Well, I mean, not under the current climate that both these candidates are preaching.
[01:11:09]  You know, I mean, we definitely need to broaden the tax base while at the same time spawn economic productivity to gain more taxpayers because, you know, we've got more people mooching off of the government dole that are actually paying into the tax code, you know?
[01:11:25]  Yeah, you know, people are, you know what disgusts me?
[01:11:29]  They shut down the shuttle program so they so we'd have more money in our government when welfare is probably a few hundred times more expensive than that.
[01:11:40]  Well, you know, I can agree to that, but let's be honest.
[01:11:42]  I mean, NASA hasn't done a goddamn thing for us, all right?
[01:11:46]  NASA has been one of the biggest wastes of money on the face of the planet.
[01:11:50]  I mean, what have they done exactly besides put satellites in space that make Big Brother government monitor us that much better?
[01:11:58]  I mean, that's all NASA has done.
[01:12:00]  Have we colonized the moon?
[01:12:02]  No.
[01:12:03]  And if you want my personal opinion, I don't even think we've gone to the moon, all right?
[01:12:08]  I mean, I'm not trying to sound like some conspiracy theorist here, but I'm not stupid, NASA, all right?
[01:12:15]  I've seen those pictures, all right?
[01:12:17]  All that crap, the moon pictures, it's nothing but Nevada, all right?
[01:12:22]  I've been to Nevada, I've seen it, and that's nothing but Nevada, NASA.
[01:12:27]  And I cannot believe that you pull the wool over the eyes of the American people, but of course, the American people are too stupid to realize that, hey, the moon landing, it ain't real.
[01:12:40]  Nothing but Nevada.
[01:12:45]  Jesus Christ.
[01:12:46]  But I mean, you know, if we really went there, why haven't we colonized that son of a bitch?
[01:12:50]  You know, why haven't we extracted any kind of natural resources out of the moon?
[01:12:54]  Why haven't we used the moon as a launching pad for other space voyages, for Christ's sake?
[01:13:04]  Jesus Christ.
[01:13:05]  And look at all these people like, no, the moon was real ghost.
[01:13:08]  Oh, yeah?
[01:13:09]  Why?
[01:13:09]  Because you saw the pictures of Nevada?
[01:13:14]  And you didn't even see the real pictures of the moon landing.
[01:13:17]  You know what you saw?
[01:13:18]  You saw a film of the film, of the landing.
[01:13:24]  Jesus Christ.
[01:13:27]  Makes me sick.
[01:13:28]  You know what I mean?
[01:13:29]  I'm glad NASA's gone.
[01:13:31]  I'm glad NASA's being cut.
[01:13:32]  I'm glad it's being cut.
[01:13:35]  You understand?
[01:13:37]  I mean, every time they interrupt broadcasting, interrupt programming, because, oh, look, a Mars probe is about to land on the planet Mars, and we're about to see the first pictures of the Mars rover or whatever the hell it is.
[01:13:55]  And then when we see it, it's nothing but rocks.
[01:13:58]  You know, here we are.
[01:13:59]  We're expecting to see something that's going to enhance human enlightenment.
[01:14:02]  It's nothing but a bunch of freaking rocks, for Christ's sake.
[01:14:05]  It looks like the Mojave Desert or something.
[01:14:08]  I mean, get the hell out of here.
[01:14:11]  Do something, NASA.
[01:14:13]  Trillions upon trillions of dollars being wasted on your ass, and you've done nothing.
[01:14:20]  Anyway, I've had about enough of talking about, you know, the presidential campaign.
[01:14:24]  It looks like you people don't give two rats' asses about it anyway.
[01:14:28]  But anyway, I mean, my personal opinion, let's end the madness.
[01:14:32]  Let's end the madness and do something else is what I'm saying.
[01:14:35]  All right?
[01:14:37]  I mean, Barack Obama has been a complete and utter failure.
[01:14:40]  He's thrown America back about 100 years on the international scene out here.
[01:14:46]  Nobody's respected us.
[01:14:48]  Iran's hacking our freaking predator drones out of the sky.
[01:14:52]  You know what I mean?
[01:14:52]  People are thumbing their nose in our faces for Christ's sake.
[01:14:56]  Nobody's respecting America.
[01:14:58]  And we have Mr. Yes We Can to thank for that.
[01:15:03]  So enough with the madness.
[01:15:04]  Let's stop it already.
[01:15:05]  Stop it.
[01:15:06]  Let's stop.
[01:15:11]  Anyway, let's go ahead and continue going.
[01:15:13]  Let's talk.
[01:15:13]  You know, since we're talking about misappropriation of funds in the JPMorgan $2 billion quarterly loss that was recently posted, let's talk about government misapproach of funds.
[01:15:26]  Did you hear what's happening in California?
[01:15:29]  Oh, man.
[01:15:31]  This Jerry Brown, you know, the savior of California, right?
[01:15:39]  Well, this guy, believe it or not, actually proposed a what was it?
[01:15:45]  No, no, I'm sorry.
[01:15:45]  How much was the budget?
[01:15:47]  Hold on, let me get you the exact number here because what's unfortunate is that he proposed a state projected deficit of $9 billion, all right?
[01:16:01]  Of $9 billion that was predicted in January.
[01:16:05]  But instead, it is now $16 billion, a convenient, bureaucratic, $7 billion accounting error, okay?
[01:16:15]  So the anticipated loss or the anticipated deficits in California of $9 billion have now ballooned to $16 billion, an accounting error of $7 billion.
[01:16:28]  So what's Jerry Brown's response?
[01:16:31]  We are going to raise taxes.
[01:16:33]  We have to raise taxes so that we can go ahead and try to curb this $7 billion glitch in the bureaucratic system.
[01:16:45]  And on top of that, not only is he going to raise taxes, now he's going to cut spending.
[01:16:51]  Now they're going to cut spending.
[01:16:53]  Now, how popular is that going to be in California?
[01:16:56]  Raising taxes and cutting spending.
[01:16:59]  Oh, my God.
[01:17:00]  I can just see these leftists now.
[01:17:02]  I'm already anticipating the freaking strikes, the Occupy protests, the unions, you know, teachers' unions, state workers' unions.
[01:17:15]  I mean, Jesus Christ, I can already see California withering away into some sort of disgusting, despicable dead hole.
[01:17:25]  And in the end, I think that what's going to happen is California just may lose itself, if you want my personal opinion.
[01:17:32]  I mean, how can you have a $7 billion error in a budget?
[01:17:39]  Can you explain that to me?
[01:17:40]  How can you have a $7 billion billion with a baby dollar heir in a budget?
[01:17:47]  So I'm sure as hell glad I'm not in California for Christ's sake.
[01:17:51]  You know what I mean?
[01:17:52]  Old Governor Jerry Brown, he said he predicted that there was going to be a $9 billion deficit budget.
[01:18:01]  Now it's $16 trillion, a $7 trillion difference.
[01:18:05]  How come Jerry Brown isn't getting the same amount of scrutiny as Jamie Dimon?
[01:18:12]  Can somebody explain that to me?
[01:18:15]  Jamie Dimon, who was the chairman and CEO of J.P. Morgan, who recently posted a $2 billion loss for the quarter, how come this guy is getting all the scrutiny for this loss, even though the loss only affects shareholders and people involved with J.P. Morgan?
[01:18:34]  But here you have a governor completely pathetically incompetent who projected a $9 billion budget deficit, but instead ended up being $16 billion, a $7 billion accounting error.
[01:18:53]  Who's accountable for this?
[01:18:55]  You know, I mean, where's the uproar in this?
[01:18:57]  How come people aren't protesting this for Christ's sake?
[01:19:01]  I mean, can somebody explain that?
[01:19:03]  I mean, where's the same level of scrutiny that's being given to by Jamie Dimon?
[01:19:08]  Where's the same level of scrutiny for Jerry Brown and the California bureaucrats?
[01:19:14]  I mean, these people in California are affecting taxpayers, baby.
[01:19:22]  They're affecting taxpayers, not shareholders.
[01:19:25]  And you see, this is what I don't get.
[01:19:26]  I mean, it's a double-edged sword here.
[01:19:28]  I mean, you know, we've had all this media scrutiny of Jamie Dimon.
[01:19:32]  Meanwhile, in California, a $7 billion miraculous error in accounting, and it's all of a sudden swept under the rug.
[01:19:42]  Why?
[01:19:42]  Because it's taxpayer money as opposed to investor money?
[01:19:46]  That's BS, man.
[01:19:48]  I mean, where's the media scrutiny on California's budget?
[01:19:52]  Oh, I'll tell you why, because it's bureaucrats.
[01:19:55]  Yeah, it's bureaucrats.
[01:19:59]  Yeah, I want to hear what you have to say about this.
[01:20:01]  646-652-4869 is the number to call here.
[01:20:05]  Once again, $7 billion accounting error in projecting the budget for California.
[01:20:11]  Old Jerry Brown projected it to be $9 billion deficit budget.
[01:20:15]  It ended up being $16 billion.
[01:20:18]  A $7 billion accounting error is what they're calling it, an accounting error.
[01:20:23]  I want to hear what you're calling it.
[01:20:24]  $646-652-4869.
[01:20:27]  We got area code 973.
[01:20:29]  What's up?
[01:20:30]  Hey, how you doing, ghost?
[01:20:32]  How you doing, man?
[01:20:33]  I'm doing all right.
[01:20:34]  I'd just like to kind of further your point before about the moon landings.
[01:20:38]  I recently saw a picture of Nevada, and I've been there.
[01:20:42]  I actually haven't been there.
[01:20:43]  I've been right around there, though.
[01:20:44]  But I've seen a picture of Nevada, and it looks exactly like the moon.
[01:20:48]  So that leads me to believe that Nevada doesn't exist, you know.
[01:20:52]  I think it's all pictures of the moon up close and shit.
[01:20:55]  Shut up, you stupid moron, all right?
[01:20:57]  Yeah, I think you think it's a real big joke, huh?
[01:21:00]  Hey, if we were at the moon, how come we haven't gone back, ass clown, huh?
[01:21:04]  How come not only have we not gone back, but nobody has gone back.
[01:21:09]  You know, the Russians, the Chinese, nobody.
[01:21:12]  Explain that one, jerk.
[01:21:16]  Stupid moron.
[01:21:17]  I know what Nevada looks like, all right?
[01:21:19]  I've been there for Christ's sake.
[01:21:20]  Those moon landing pictures, nothing but Nevada.
[01:21:26]  And look, I don't want to talk about it.
[01:21:27]  We're not talking about that right now.
[01:21:29]  We're talking about the freaking, you know, this $7 billion accounting flaw in California that's causing Jerry Brown, the governor, to not only raise state taxes, but to cut government spending, baby.
[01:21:42]  They're going to have to cut government spending.
[01:21:44]  And you know those idiots in Cali are going to be whining like some bedwetting liberals for Christ's sake.
[01:21:50]  It's not fair.
[01:21:51]  You can't cut a thing.
[01:21:57]  Yeah, just sit there and shut your mouth, you stupid bedwetting liberals.
[01:22:00]  You should have been at the helm to see what your bureaucrats are doing.
[01:22:04]  But what I'm saying is, where's the media scrutiny?
[01:22:07]  I mean, we're seeing all these highlights of J.P. Morgan and J.B. Dimon and the $2 billion loss that only affects stockholders.
[01:22:15]  Meanwhile, we've got a $7 billion accounting error in California, and nobody's given two rats' asses about it.
[01:22:22]  What a bunch of horsecrap.

=== Racist Caller Call Backs (03:35) ===

[01:22:23]  Area code 234, what's up?
[01:22:25]  Sweets.
[01:22:26]  What is dealer or no deal?
[01:22:27]  Yes.
[01:22:28]  Game show for four.
[01:22:29]  You face off against the mob on this Bob Saget-hosted show.
[01:22:41]  What was that exactly?
[01:22:43]  They're fruit bowls.
[01:22:44]  567, what's up?
[01:22:48]  You're too slow!
[01:22:56]  I mean, what was that?
[01:22:57]  What is this supposed to prove for Christ's sake, all right?
[01:23:00]  We're talking about California.
[01:23:03]  They're about to implement austerity measures upon the government, upon the bureaucracy of the state government of California.
[01:23:10]  And I cannot wait to see all the protests and all the uprising from all these unions and all these people that are going to be affected by these cuts.
[01:23:18]  And not to mention the raising in state taxes, baby.
[01:23:22]  I'm telling you right now, you know who's going to be the new Hollywood?
[01:23:25]  Austin, Texas.
[01:23:29]  Woo!
[01:23:30]  Let's see.
[01:23:31]  Who else we got?
[01:23:31]  214, you're on the horn.
[01:23:34]  How many dead niggas are inside your milking pun of friendship?
[01:23:37]  Hey, how about if I give your number out for being a racist prick?
[01:23:40]  How about that?
[01:23:44]  How about that?
[01:23:47]  Hey, oh, oh, oh, oh.
[01:23:54]  You want to be a racist prick, man?
[01:23:56]  I mean, you know, come on, won't you stand by your racism, baby?
[01:24:00]  Come on, man.
[01:24:01]  You're going to say racial derogatory statements of that nature.
[01:24:04]  Won't you stand by them?
[01:24:07]  Call him back, engineer.
[01:24:16]  Your call has been forwarded to an automatic voice message system.
[01:24:21]  At the tone, please record your message.
[01:24:29]  When you have finished recording, you may hang up or press one for more options.
[01:24:35]  Yeah, yes, we're just giving you a call back.
[01:24:37]  You just called the True Capitalist Radio broadcast saying some racial slurs, you know, on episode number 226 about, you know, at 135 left in the broadcast, you decided to say the N-word.
[01:24:54]  Whoever this is at this particular address, I mean, hey, if you're going to be saying these types of racial slurs, you should be able to stand by them, dear boy.
[01:25:04]  You know what I mean?
[01:25:05]  I mean, you should be able to stand by him.
[01:25:07]  So we're going to go ahead and leave you this message.
[01:25:10]  And, you know, whoever gets it, I mean, there's obviously a racist at your house.
[01:25:14]  We're going to give you one more call back because we want somebody to stand by their racism here since you like to call up and say the N-word.
[01:25:22]  All right, hang him up, engineer.
[01:25:24]  Hang him up.
[01:25:27]  All right, we're going to call him back.
[01:25:29]  Should we call him back now?
[01:25:30]  That's enough.
[01:25:31]  Let's stop.
[01:25:32]  His mom will get it.
[01:25:33]  His mom will get it.
[01:25:36]  Anyway, we're talking about Jerry Brown and the fact that he's got a $7 trillion accounting error out there in California.
[01:25:45]  What do you got to say about it?
[01:25:46]  Area coach 708, you're on the horn.
[01:25:52]  Hey, 708, you're on the horn.

=== Oklahoma Racist Caller Response (02:49) ===

[01:25:58]  Yeah.
[01:25:59]  Hey, Ghosty for a while, man.
[01:26:02]  Thank you for all the stuff you've done for $4.
[01:26:06]  I had a question to ask you.
[01:26:08]  What's up?
[01:26:12]  We got Barack Obama.
[01:26:14]  We had Bill Clinton.
[01:26:15]  We had Bush.
[01:26:16]  And it seems like no matter what, it seems like all the same thing every time.
[01:26:21]  And I will get the same, you know, the same from whether it's a liberal, whether it's a conservative, the same thing, the same kind of complaining.
[01:26:29]  And I was wondering why is it that a man of such intelligence would do that?
[01:26:34]  You seem to take the land the same way.
[01:26:39]  Well, I don't understand your question, but the reason that you bureaucrats run amok once they obtain power is because the majority of the people that are supposed to be in charge of this government, because this is a government made for the people and by the people,
[01:26:54]  fall asleep at the wheel and decide to watch American Idol and Jersey Shore and Inside Jay Wow's Pants and whatever the hell else is on TV as opposed to being politically responsible for those that they elect that are dictating policy to them.
[01:27:12]  All right, I mean, that's basically what it's all about, for Christ's sake.
[01:27:15]  I mean, you know, open your eyes, sir.
[01:27:17]  204, you're on the horn.
[01:27:20]  The loud horse take your best shot.
[01:27:22]  You'll press your pocket.
[01:27:23]  And remember, it's the only opportunity that you give them.
[01:27:26]  And you're going to lose again to the sooners from all you.
[01:27:29]  We own you and we ain't never letting go.
[01:27:31]  If you hear your worst shots for not getting the cotton ball, your opportunity comes once in a season and you're going to lose against the sooners from all you.
[01:27:40]  We own you and we.
[01:27:41]  Shut up, you Oklahoma sooner prick.
[01:27:44]  Of course you idiots in Oklahoma would be utilizing Eminem, that cracker ass cracker, bitchy, blonde-headed, disgrace the black stripe piece of garbage.
[01:27:57]  Hey, have y'all heard that racist song that Eminem put out back before he became the big rapper, talking about black girls and how they're dirty and stinky and all that other stuff.
[01:28:09]  And yet he still is able to rap on BET without any of these so-called gangster rappers giving him a bitch slap.
[01:28:17]  You say, you know, you hip-hop rappers aren't real.
[01:28:20]  That's when you know they're not real and they're bowing down to Whitey.
[01:28:23]  All right.
[01:28:25]  Anyway, let's move on to another subject matter.
[01:28:27]  It's obvious that you people could care less that the governor of California lied to the people and said that they were going to have a $9 billion deficit budget, and instead it turned out to be $16 billion, a $7 billion accounting error.
[01:28:43]  Of course, you idiots could care less.
[01:28:45]  So let's just go ahead and move on to the next subject matter.

=== TSA Desensitization Issues (09:43) ===

[01:28:48]  Let's talk a little bit about the TSA, huh?
[01:28:51]  Oh, yeah, I'm sure your idiots assholes puckered on that one, huh?
[01:28:56]  I'm sure your idiot assholes puckered on that one for Christ's sake, you stupid, fruity little bastards.
[01:29:02]  That's right, because I know that a lot of you bronies purposely go through the little checkout aisle through the TSA in the airports over and over again so that you can get anally probed, you know what I mean, and pretend that it's Twinkle Sparkle or Twilight Twinkle or Tinkle on Your Face or whatever brony or pony that it is.
[01:29:24]  But let's just talk a little bit about the TSA.
[01:29:27]  All right?
[01:29:28]  The TSA actually gave former Secretary of State during the Nixon administration Henry Kissinger a body pat-down search at the airport.
[01:29:40]  Can you believe this?
[01:29:41]  The guy's 88 years old, 89 years old.
[01:29:44]  They were wheeling him through the goddamn airport in a wheelchair.
[01:29:49]  And these TSA peeps didn't even know who Henry Kissinger was.
[01:29:53]  The people that were around Henry Kissinger even said, sir, this is Henry Kissinger.
[01:30:00]  And of course, Tyrone and Shaniqua with the long fingernails, which are predominantly the TSA demographic, and if it ain't them, it's bulldykes or fat dudes.
[01:30:11]  Anyway, they didn't even know who Henry Kissinger was.
[01:30:14]  You know what I mean?
[01:30:17]  They didn't even know who the hell Henry Kissinger was, so they gave him the whole full Monty.
[01:30:22]  You know what I mean?
[01:30:23]  Felt up the Johnson, made sure there was nothing within the ankle cavity or the anal crevice or the crack, you know, felt them up all over.
[01:30:31]  And once he was felt up by, you know, the TSA, of course, Henry Kissinger was allowed to go on to his flight to, I believe he was kicked, somewhere in Canada.
[01:30:41]  And why Henry Kissinger was going to Canadia is beyond me, but that's where he was headed.
[01:30:47]  But it goes to show you what type of society we are living in.
[01:30:52]  And you know what gets me?
[01:30:54]  It's it almost looks like Henry Kissinger was planted to do this.
[01:30:58]  Because, I mean, I don't.
[01:31:01]  I mean, you expect me to believe that Henry Kissinger is still flying commercial?
[01:31:05]  Is that what you're trying to shove down my throat?
[01:31:08]  That Henry Kissinger is still flying commercial jets?
[01:31:12]  You've got to be kidding me.
[01:31:15]  You've got to be kidding me, for Christ's sake.
[01:31:20]  You see, when this story came out, if you've read the story, they made it seem as if Kissinger had no problem.
[01:31:28]  You know, he didn't even really have that big of a deal.
[01:31:30]  After he was probed and after he was felt up, supposedly he asked, what was for breakfast?
[01:31:36]  Yeah.
[01:31:37]  What was for breakfast?
[01:31:40]  I mean, it almost seems like a setup, for Christ's sake, an attempt at the desensitization of the American people.
[01:31:51]  The desensitization.
[01:31:55]  And let me tell you, Henry Kissinger, just because you're okay with it, sir, doesn't mean that the capitalists are going to be okay with it.
[01:32:01]  Do you understand?
[01:32:03]  Just because you're okay with supposedly being felt up and it's no big deal to you, it's a big deal to us.
[01:32:10]  Because we are not terrorists, sir.
[01:32:13]  We are not terrorists.
[01:32:15]  We're capitalists.
[01:32:16]  We fund you, little people in government.
[01:32:20]  We fund you, little people.
[01:32:23]  And you have the audacity to sit over here and lump us into the same category as the same category as the masses out here?
[01:32:32]  Hey, government, us capitalists are the ones that paid for your little systematic bureaucracy.
[01:32:37]  We're the ones that paid for the military-industrial complex.
[01:32:41]  We're the ones that are paying for these goddamn entitlements.
[01:32:46]  And don't you ever forget it.
[01:32:50]  Once again, the TSA gave Henry Kissinger, former Secretary of State, to Richard Nixon, a full-body pat-down search at the airport.
[01:33:01]  So what?
[01:33:01]  Because he's okay with it, we have to be okay with it?
[01:33:04]  Screw that crap.
[01:33:05]  646-652-4869 is the number to call.
[01:33:09]  What do you think about this desensitization of the TSA?
[01:33:14]  I mean, to be honest with you, this story that came out about Kissinger, it's just like throwing it in the face of those that don't like the TSA.
[01:33:22]  It's as if they're telling you, hey, the TSA is going to be around and there's nothing we can do about it.
[01:33:27]  Bull crap.
[01:33:30]  Let's take some calls here.
[01:33:31]  What do you think about the TSA?
[01:33:32]  646-652-4869.
[01:33:35]  We got area code 410.
[01:33:37]  You're on the horn.
[01:33:38]  What do you think about the TSA?
[01:33:42]  All right, we got, obviously, you hung up because you're a hell and Keller deaf mute, for Christ's sake.
[01:33:46]  We're talking about the TSA here for Christ's sake.
[01:33:49]  When I call on your goddamn Skype name or on your damn freaking area code, take your head out of your ass and stop being a Hell and Keller deaf mute.
[01:33:58]  Area code 603, what do you think about the TSA?
[01:34:06]  603, say something, or I'm saying your number over the air.
[01:34:13]  603-359, are you there?
[01:34:20]  All right, three seven two zero, whoever the hell that is, all right?
[01:34:23]  Uh, two, three, nine, what's up?
[01:34:28]  Yeah.
[01:34:31]  How you doing?
[01:34:34]  I'm all right.
[01:34:34]  Why do you got me on speakerphone?
[01:34:36]  What do you all?
[01:34:37]  Smoking pod, what are y'all doing over there?
[01:34:39]  Exactly.
[01:34:41]  No, exactly.
[01:34:42]  Exactly.
[01:34:44]  Jack fucks the shit, man.
[01:34:46]  Hey.
[01:34:46]  Fuck the shit.
[01:34:47]  Hey, no.
[01:34:49]  Hello.
[01:34:50]  Hello?
[01:34:51]  Hey, are y'all trying to be funny or something?
[01:34:53]  How come there's a bunch of dudes over there and no women?
[01:34:56]  Nah, man.
[01:34:56]  You kept me on hold for 52 minutes.
[01:34:59]  This isn't cool.
[01:35:00]  I'm going to take you off a speakerphone.
[01:35:02]  Hello.
[01:35:03]  Well, you know what?
[01:35:04]  Goodbye.
[01:35:05]  How about that there, you fruit bowl?
[01:35:06]  All right, keep waiting.
[01:35:08]  How about 317?
[01:35:09]  What's up?
[01:35:10]  Hey, man.
[01:35:11]  How you doing?
[01:35:12]  How's it going?
[01:35:14]  About the TSA thing.
[01:35:16]  Are you familiar with Leviathan at all?
[01:35:19]  Yeah, I actually read about it.
[01:35:21]  Yeah, I look at it as like that.
[01:35:24]  You gotta get your ass felt up.
[01:35:26]  And in return, you don't get blown up.
[01:35:31]  Stupid idiot.
[01:35:33]  I mean, are you hearing this, folks?
[01:35:35]  I mean, do you hear this?
[01:35:37]  And we wonder why totalitarianism is sweeping the land.
[01:35:40]  501, you're on the horn.
[01:35:42]  After that, I've got a pass out.
[01:35:44]  Yes, that is always the defining fucking thing.
[01:35:46]  I'm like, oh my god, I just stepped on a floor full of samples.
[01:35:50]  I'll fuck that as one of the worst things I ever.
[01:35:52]  Oh, don't get hurt.
[01:35:54]  You know, look, my feet are curled and fucked up.
[01:35:58]  What the hell is going on here?
[01:36:00]  So I think it's you're never going to get a tattoo on your book.
[01:36:03]  No.
[01:36:05]  I don't like them on feet.
[01:36:07]  I don't think.
[01:36:09]  To me, I don't want anything on my ankle or my feet.
[01:36:12]  We had Judge Judy.
[01:36:24]  See, we're witnessing people's dumbass lives right now.
[01:36:28]  Are you hearing this?
[01:36:29]  Shoot, I'm sure there's a larger witness.
[01:36:31]  Yeah, this is an insight to a loser life.
[01:36:33]  You hear this guy's talking about going to a liquor store and watching Judge Duty on the TV.
[01:36:37]  Listen to this.
[01:36:39]  You can still see this massive fucking tattoo on her neck, and her shirt was cut just a little low, and you could see tattoos across top of her.
[01:36:48]  Shut up, you stupid losers, all right?
[01:36:51]  I bet you idiots are collecting EVT for Christ's sake.
[01:36:53]  We're supposed to be talking about the TSA, Nimrods!
[01:37:00]  818, what do you think about the TSA?
[01:37:05]  The preamble to the Bill of Rights states that it was passed by this fraction of the House and Senate.
[01:37:14]  What the hell is this Jeopardy crap, for Christ's sake, alright?
[01:37:18]  Why don't you shove the senile Alex Trebek up your ass?
[01:37:22]  All right, the guy's long in the tooth already, all right?
[01:37:24]  He's giving out the answers to these questions.
[01:37:27]  Have you seen that lately?
[01:37:28]  He's giving out the answers to the questions.
[01:37:32]  Jesus Christ, 405, what's up, freaking OU mix?
[01:37:42]  Screw you, OU bastards, alright?
[01:37:44]  It's U-T, longhorns, baby!
[01:37:47]  Longhorns in your face!
[01:37:49]  In your face!
[01:37:53]  Stupid dumb OU bastards.
[01:37:55]  Yeah, you come down here to Austin, Texas, and claim that OU crap and see if your ass don't get turned into dog meat, boy.
[01:38:02]  Get your ass kicked into dog meat.
[01:38:06]  the horn phone there you swap meat swapping shopping piece of garbage How about 914?
[01:38:19]  You're on the horn.
[01:38:21]  Hey, ghost.
[01:38:23]  What's up?
[01:38:24]  Want to enjoy me in the death to walk away?
[01:38:29]  Oh, Jesus Christ, you idiot.

=== NATO Summit International News (03:52) ===

[01:38:31]  Let's try again.
[01:38:32]  That was major fail.
[01:38:33]  Let's try again.
[01:38:33]  Hello, 914.
[01:38:35]  Join me in the death to Ghost.
[01:38:40]  Oh, my God.
[01:38:41]  Can we get a major fail on this, Engineer?
[01:38:44]  Jesus Christ.
[01:38:45]  Get this shit.
[01:38:46]  Get him off, for Christ's sake.
[01:38:49]  I mean, this is just getting pathetic, man.
[01:38:52]  Major freaking fail, man.
[01:38:57]  Good God.
[01:38:58]  Obviously, you stupid idiots don't care about totalitarianism implementing upon us.
[01:39:03]  So let's just go ahead and move on.
[01:39:04]  Once again, TSA gave Henry Kissinger a full-body pat down, and of course, Henry Kissinger didn't have anything to say about it, even though I think it's a complete setup.
[01:39:15]  I mean, who are we to accept that Henry Kissinger still flies commercial airlines?
[01:39:21]  I'm just saying.
[01:39:22]  I'm just saying.
[01:39:25]  Anyway, NATO, let's talk a little bit about international news.
[01:39:29]  NATO has invited Pakistan to the summit in Chicago.
[01:39:33]  That's right.
[01:39:34]  NATO is having a summit in Chicago this week after the G8 summit that's happening in Camp David.
[01:39:42]  And I don't know what's basically going to be the objective of the NATO summit other than what's going to happen in Afghanistan.
[01:39:50]  And believe it or not, they are attempting to try to invite Pakistan into the summit.
[01:39:54]  Now, what's unfortunate is that the only people that are going to attend the Pakistan, the representation or the entourage or the liaison of Pakistan that will be attending the NATO summit in Chicago is going to be from the civilian government.
[01:40:11]  And as you know, the military and al-Haqqani and all these other factions within the government are trying to basically delegitimize the civilian government.
[01:40:22]  We recently saw that the top court in Pakistan had actually filed contempt of court charges against the president or the prime minister, excuse me, Prime Minister Ghulani.
[01:40:36]  And who's going to be representing Pakistan in this NATO summit?
[01:40:39]  Well, Prime Minister Ghulani.
[01:40:43]  So what exactly does Ghilani have in power as it relates to this summit?
[01:40:50]  I mean, what exactly is supposed to be achieved by inviting a moot civilian government when in actuality, it's the freaking military that's taking complete and total control?
[01:41:01]  All right?
[01:41:02]  I mean, look at what's happening in Pakistan right now, man.
[01:41:04]  There's all kinds of bombings, shootings, all kinds of terrorist acts.
[01:41:08]  And the reason is because al-Haqqani is trying to destabilize or attempt to destabilize the country so that the military can justify its coup.
[01:41:20]  And we already talked about it earlier this year.
[01:41:22]  They already attempted to have a coup in Pakistan.
[01:41:27]  So I don't see what NATO is trying to do by inviting Pakistan to the summit in Chicago.
[01:41:32]  All right?
[01:41:33]  And let me tell you something else.
[01:41:36]  Chicago, baby, is going to be packed with freaking protesters, anarchists.
[01:41:43]  I mean, every stupid political crackpipe that you can imagine.
[01:41:47]  They're all converging to Chicago, man.
[01:41:50]  And if you're in the Illinois area, I'm sorry.
[01:41:53]  I mean, you're going to have to, you know, sit over there and accept all this garbage that's happening, man.
[01:42:01]  I mean, couldn't they pick a better venue than Chicago, man?
[01:42:03]  Isn't Chicago turning into a subterranean crap hole like a gang land hole?
[01:42:10]  Jesus Christ.
[01:42:11]  Anyway, I don't think that inviting Pakistan to this NATO summit is going to prove anything.
[01:42:17]  All right?
[01:42:17]  Gilani has no power.
[01:42:19]  His own Supreme Court convicted him.
[01:42:21]  I mean, what exactly are they going to prove, is what I'm saying.

=== Capitalist Confessions Segment (15:10) ===

[01:42:24]  What?
[01:42:25]  It's a powder keg in Pakistan.
[01:42:30]  Jesus Christ.
[01:42:31]  Anyway, let me move on.
[01:42:32]  I don't even want to talk about these subjects because you assholes ain't even, you ain't even taking this serious.
[01:42:37]  I mean, this world is as serious as a heart attack, and you idiots keep putting these stupid, dumb-ass pathetic soundboards and these stupid sound clips and these splashes and these stupid sentence fragment break calls.
[01:42:52]  So every time I talk about these subject matters, it's like it's going in one ear and out the other with you flapjack-eating pieces of nipple-clamp loving butt-plug-upy ass-looking wish that you had a piece of poo-tang that gave you attention, no life having chicken-eating cornboy crap.
[01:43:09]  Anyway, let me move on to the next subject matter for Christ's sake.
[01:43:12]  Did you hear about the new socialist president, Francois Hollandy?
[01:43:18]  His plane was struck by lightning while he was in the air.
[01:43:21]  Did you believe this, Kingly?
[01:43:25]  Oh, my God.
[01:43:27]  This French frog, this French socialist frog, he gets elected president.
[01:43:33]  He's in the air, you know, and his plane gets struck by lightning.
[01:43:38]  I mean, hello, isn't this a sign, people?
[01:43:42]  Isn't this a sign that maybe, just maybe, fate is trying to tell us?
[01:43:49]  I mean, what are the odds of having your plane struck by lightning?
[01:43:53]  I mean, honestly, what is the odds?
[01:43:59]  Anyway, no one is hurt.
[01:44:01]  You know, unfortunately, Hollandy landed and everything's okay, and he's going to continue his socialist pursuits as the president of France, for Christ's sake.
[01:44:13]  But once again, I just found this as a funny story.
[01:44:17]  It's a sign from God.
[01:44:21]  And as a matter of fact, I think it's about time for everybody's favorite part of the broadcast, or one of the favorite parts.
[01:44:28]  And I'm talking about true capitalist confessions.
[01:44:53]  I am going to take calls, and I would like for you to confess.
[01:44:57]  I would like for you to confess your sins right now through capitalist confessions.
[01:45:04]  Hallelujah.
[01:45:20]  517, what do you have to confess, my son?
[01:45:25]  I like it when the TSA officers stick their fingers in my butt.
[01:45:30]  I like it when the TSA officers stick their dicks in my butt, chip in my butt.
[01:45:35]  Yeah!
[01:45:37]  And then you're confessing that you like TSA to stick foreign objects in your anal passage.
[01:45:43]  Hell yeah, baby.
[01:45:45]  I love peanuts.
[01:45:47]  Yeah.
[01:45:49]  Yeah, you definitely sounded you over-feminized fruit bowl.
[01:45:53]  Once again, this is true capitalist confessions.
[01:45:56]  Holly holly hallily hallelujah, fruity ass fruit ball.
[01:46:04]  314, what do you have to confess, my son?
[01:46:08]  Its flag consists of two vertical bands in yellow and white.
[01:46:12]  Shut up, you stupid idiot.
[01:46:14]  Just sit there and shut your stupid, stinking, smelly, disgusting, salmon-smelling hole.
[01:46:20]  All right?
[01:46:21]  You stupid moron.
[01:46:25]  All right, we're having true capitalist confessions here, all right?
[01:46:28]  We need a confession.
[01:46:30]  585, do you have anything to confess, my son?
[01:46:36]  Besides phone fapping.
[01:46:38]  567, do you have anything to confess?
[01:46:41]  Who's curative powers earned it the nickname Jewish.
[01:46:44]  Jesus Christ.
[01:46:46]  647.
[01:46:48]  Do you have anything to confess, my son?
[01:46:51]  The hub is going to make a new Care Bear's come freaking catalog fucking bullshit.
[01:46:59]  You can't even spoken, can you, son?
[01:47:01]  Nope.
[01:47:03]  Why can't you spoken?
[01:47:05]  I don't know.
[01:47:06]  Because you have no father in your influence, do you?
[01:47:10]  Nope.
[01:47:11]  What happened to your father?
[01:47:14]  Went to war, didn't come back.
[01:47:16]  Oh, yeah?
[01:47:18]  So what?
[01:47:19]  You're going to feel sorry for yourself now, sir?
[01:47:21]  Of course.
[01:47:22]  Yeah?
[01:47:23]  So that's why you're going to be a stumbling, mumbling idiot?
[01:47:26]  I mean, don't you think that your father went out to war to make sure that you could stand tall and have the freedom of speech instead of being a stumbling, mumbling little jerk like you are now?
[01:47:38]  I'm asking you a question.
[01:47:39]  This is an honest question, sir.
[01:47:44]  Man, this is intense.
[01:47:47]  Well, no, you called up, you know, pretending to be some care bear clopper, and I don't think that, you know, since you're sitting over here talking that nonsense, I don't think that your father would appreciate that, given the fact that he sacrificed his life for you, me, and everybody else who's trying to sustain the continuity of freedom out here, and here you are, you think it's a big fucking joke.
[01:48:11]  What's the deal, man?
[01:48:19]  I mean, I'm serious.
[01:48:20]  I mean, you know, I want you to explain to me how this is appropriate, how this is somehow acceptable.
[01:48:28]  I mean, you're sitting over here, and you have your father who sacrificed his life, and you're making a fucking mockery out of his memory by doing this.
[01:48:40]  So what are you going to say for yourself?
[01:48:45]  What should I say?
[01:48:47]  Well, justify what you're doing.
[01:48:48]  I mean, why don't you justify it?
[01:48:50]  Why don't you explain to us your mental capacity, your mental perspective behind it?
[01:48:54]  Well, I'm sure everybody would like to be enlightened on why people do what they do.
[01:49:00]  They do it for the lulz, baby.
[01:49:03]  Oh, yeah, for the lulz, for Christ's sake.
[01:49:05]  That's pretty.
[01:49:06]  You think that's funny?
[01:49:06]  You think that what you just did right now, stumbling and mumbling like an impotent jerk, that's funny.
[01:49:17]  I mean, do you think that's funny?
[01:49:18]  I'm serious.
[01:49:19]  I mean, you know, you have no kind of personality.
[01:49:22]  You can't even speak a pre-thought something that's been pre-thought in your head.
[01:49:29]  And what, you're expecting lulls from this?
[01:49:38]  I'm sure Daddy would love this, wouldn't he?
[01:49:41]  He went out there, sacrificed his life for our freedom just so you could be an absolute idiot for the lulz.
[01:49:46]  Is this it?
[01:49:51]  I'm asking you a question, young man.
[01:49:53]  I'm not joking.
[01:49:54]  I'm not trying.
[01:49:54]  I'm serious.
[01:49:56]  Is this how you're going to serve your father's memory?
[01:49:59]  I guess.
[01:50:00]  Wow, that's great.
[01:50:02]  What a defeatist attitude, for Christ's sake.
[01:50:04]  Where's your mother?
[01:50:05]  Where's your mother?
[01:50:06]  I want to talk to her.
[01:50:07]  Put that bitch on the mic.
[01:50:08]  Put that bitch on the phone.
[01:50:09]  to talk to her right now.
[01:50:16]  And I'll put her on the mic.
[01:50:17]  I want to tell her what the hell is she doing, raising some son who doesn't even know how to express himself, not even, let alone express himself, fucking do a prank con!
[01:50:27]  Doesn't even have the gesticular fortitude to do a prank con, for Christ's sake.
[01:50:35]  I want to talk to your mother, son.
[01:50:37]  right now.
[01:50:38]  Because I know what she's doing, son.
[01:50:46]  I know she's not there, isn't she?
[01:50:51]  She's not there, isn't she, son?
[01:50:54]  Nope.
[01:50:55]  That's right.
[01:50:56]  You want to know where she's at?
[01:50:58]  I don't even need to tell you.
[01:50:59]  She's an Alabama Black Snake.
[01:51:01]  I'm going to get a new one.
[01:51:02]  No, no, no, you're absolutely right.
[01:51:04]  She's out at the bar right now.
[01:51:08]  And what are you doing?
[01:51:09]  You're at home alone in the midst of the peak hours of juvenile delinquency while she's out there looking for Alabama Black Snake.
[01:51:20]  So what?
[01:51:20]  You think it's funny?
[01:51:21]  You think all this is funny?
[01:51:23]  This is a funny existence to you.
[01:51:31]  647, I'm serious.
[01:51:32]  Is this a funny existence just being some insignificant afterbirth of some sperm shake session?
[01:51:40]  I mean, this is funny to you, you know, being some insignificant life that not even your own parent cares about, your own parent cares about?
[01:51:52]  I bet you, money, you know, you have to take care of her, right?
[01:51:56]  I bet you, money, she goes off on these stupid emotional tirates.
[01:52:00]  I bet you she brings you around the girls.
[01:52:03]  I bet you she does all that, right?
[01:52:05]  And this is why you're so screwed up in the head.
[01:52:07]  I mean, just tell me.
[01:52:09]  Just tell me.
[01:52:10]  Well, is it really my fault?
[01:52:14]  I'm not saying it's your fault, but what I'm saying is, sir, is that you're listening to a broadcast in which it's giving you the goddamn knowledge and the tools to move beyond that shit.
[01:52:24]  Don't wallow in your own pity and say, ah, my mom, she fruited me up, and my dad is gone.
[01:52:31]  Hey, your dad is gone because he sacrificed his life so he can, so the continuity of the American dream, the liberty, the life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness concept could continue.
[01:52:43]  And instead, what are you doing?
[01:52:44]  You're feeling sorry for yourself.
[01:52:46]  You're blaming everybody, blaming Mammy, blaming this, blaming that.
[01:52:49]  You have no personality.
[01:52:51]  You're not taking any kind of ambitious initiative to enhance your mental capacity for Christ's sake.
[01:52:56]  Instead, you sit here, you wait on freaking hole for 50 minutes for what?
[01:53:01]  To sputter out a sentence fragment about the Care Bears?
[01:53:06]  Well, they're going to make a new show on the hub.
[01:53:08]  I was just saying, maybe it'll have the same family set as Baronicrap.
[01:53:14]  I mean, give me a break, 647, man.
[01:53:16]  I mean, I'm serious.
[01:53:17]  I mean, can you take what I'm going to tell you here, and can you take it to heart, please?
[01:53:22]  I'll try my best.
[01:53:23]  All right, look, stop acting as if all this shit is a joke.
[01:53:28]  All right?
[01:53:28]  Your life is not a joke.
[01:53:30]  All right?
[01:53:30]  The way your mom treats you is not a joke.
[01:53:33]  Your dad dying at war is not a joke.
[01:53:36]  All right?
[01:53:36]  There's nothing lulzy about it.
[01:53:38]  Why don't you pick yourself up and realize that nobody in this world is going to give a shit about you, 647?
[01:53:44]  And the only reason people are even probably paying you attention is because you're probably somebody who's utilizing troublemaking and emotionalism and whatever other tactic to get the attention of your mother and others when it's the wrong idea to do.
[01:54:00]  Nut up, shut up, get your ass up, go out.
[01:54:03]  If you're not old enough to work, make sure you get straight A's.
[01:54:07]  And when you have all those straight A's, you can leave home and make something else of yourself.
[01:54:11]  Get a freaking full scholarship to college.
[01:54:14]  Make sure that you're not paying for that son of a bitch.
[01:54:16]  And get as far away as you can from your mother and the girls because she is not doing one shred of good for your life.
[01:54:25]  Because let me tell you something.
[01:54:26]  How old are you, sir?
[01:54:27]  How old are you?
[01:54:29]  17.
[01:54:30]  You're 17 years old, and you're talking as if you're 12.
[01:54:33]  I mean, there's something wrong with that picture, man.
[01:54:36]  I mean, at 17, you're one year away from being a full-fledged man.
[01:54:40]  You're one year away from being drafted into war.
[01:54:43]  You're one year away from being put in prison if you do anything wrong for Christ's sake.
[01:54:48]  And you're still floating around like you're some mindless moron.
[01:54:53]  I mean, come on, man.
[01:54:54]  I mean, suck it up for Christ's sake.
[01:54:56]  The world sucks.
[01:54:57]  Life sucks.
[01:54:58]  Everybody sucks.
[01:54:59]  But it doesn't give you an excuse to be some mindless man-child who's going to make every excuse in the book for why I'm no longer not responsible for why I'm such a man-child.
[01:55:11]  Why I don't know how to spoke it.
[01:55:16]  Come on, 647.
[01:55:17]  Promise me that you're going to take what I told you here and you're going to start nutting up and you're going to start learning something.
[01:55:25]  I'm actually going to utilize everything you just said.
[01:55:27]  It actually opened a lot of doors for me.
[01:55:29]  Thank you a lot, Ghost.
[01:55:31]  Well, look, I'm just telling you how it is, sir.
[01:55:35]  Look, man, you're one year away.
[01:55:37]  One year away from being an adult.
[01:55:40]  And you can't even talk to me in a prank call.
[01:55:44]  You can't even pre-think a prank call.
[01:55:46]  You can't even write one down.
[01:55:47]  You can't even rip one off without stumbling and mumbling.
[01:55:50]  How do you think you're going to get through life, 647?
[01:55:54]  The only way, man, you've got to capitalize.
[01:55:57]  How are you going to capitalize if you can't talk to people?
[01:56:01]  I'm probably going to use it in different ways, like studying, using math, anything other than speaking.
[01:56:09]  Well, at least you've got some idea, but man, look, I know that all these bronies and all this little stupid fandom and, hey, look, I'm going to go prank calling.
[01:56:19]  I know all this is fun and games right now, man.
[01:56:23]  But look, you're stumbling, mumbling.
[01:56:27]  You're already behind the game.
[01:56:29]  It's time for you to go out and take shit serious.
[01:56:34]  Anyway, I'm sorry to scream at you.
[01:56:36]  I'm sorry to get personal with you.
[01:56:38]  But, man, look, when I hear that somebody went out to war and died and their son is acting a fucking fool, I just can't sit there and be quiet, man.
[01:56:52]  I mean, you're kidding me?
[01:56:53]  I mean, these guys are going out there sacrificing their lives out here.
[01:56:56]  And I know for a fact that your dad would want you to be all you can be as a man.
[01:57:01]  As a man.
[01:57:04]  You understand?
[01:57:05]  And a man speaks for itself.
[01:57:07]  Even if you don't know how to spoken very well.
[01:57:10]  Even if you don't know how to use the big words.
[01:57:12]  A man speaks his mind.
[01:57:14]  A man communicates.
[01:57:15]  A man is not afraid.
[01:57:18]  Do you understand, 647?
[01:57:21]  Yeah.
[01:57:23]  All right, man.
[01:57:24]  My apologies for screaming at you, and thank you very much for listening.
[01:57:27]  All right, man?
[01:57:28]  No, thank you, man.
[01:57:30]  All right.
[01:57:31]  No problem, man.
[01:57:31]  Anyway, I'm sorry, folks.

=== Twitter Shout Outs And Apologies (04:49) ===

[01:57:34]  I'm sorry we went off Keister there, man.
[01:57:37]  I didn't mean to get on that particular caller for such a long period of time.
[01:57:43]  But, you know, I'm sick.
[01:57:45]  You know, I'm really sick of all this stupid ridiculousness that's happening on a consistent basis on this show.
[01:57:52]  I mean, look, if you're going to prank all this show, at least, at least do something that's going to be, you know, of a humorous nature.
[01:58:02]  You know, even if you have to rip it off, you idiots.
[01:58:06]  But man, if you're going to be a stumbling, mumbling jerk, then what good are you, man?
[01:58:13]  What good are you?
[01:58:17]  Jesus Christ, man.
[01:58:19]  I hope that young man really listens to what I said, man.
[01:58:21]  Don't ruin your father's memory.
[01:58:23]  All right?
[01:58:24]  Your father died for our country, and I appreciate his service.
[01:58:28]  And as a matter of fact, I hope that that young man that listened, I hope that he gets some initiative.
[01:58:34]  That he gets some drive and realizes, hey, you know what?
[01:58:37]  My dad didn't die for nothing.
[01:58:39]  I'm going to go out there and I'm going to show what my dad died for.
[01:58:44]  Not to be one of the girls and a brony and a troll and yeah, the wolves.
[01:58:51]  You got to be a man, son.
[01:58:55]  I know there's not that many of them out here, but you have to be a man.
[01:59:03]  Anyway, I'm sorry we went off keester, folks.
[01:59:06]  We were talking a little bit about how France's new socialist president, Francois Hollandy, his plane was struck by lightning, and I was trying to question whether or not it was a sign.
[01:59:21]  But unfortunately, we got deterred by a call.
[01:59:26]  I'm sorry, once again, I don't want to have that young man, you know, think that I just got on him just because I want to abuse his emotional state.
[01:59:40]  What I'm trying to do is motivate these kids.
[01:59:43]  All right?
[01:59:46]  17 years old, man, one year away from going to jail.
[01:59:51]  Going to jail with the criminals, baby.
[01:59:55]  I mean, you need to look at some of these criminals that are in these jails.
[01:59:59]  They're going to take your little stupid, fruity brony ass and ream it out to the point where you can literally shove large pieces of furniture up your anal passage.
[02:00:10]  And I'm sure for some of you, bronies, you love that crap.
[02:00:14]  But for those of you bronies that would love that crap, you know, why don't you go to jail?
[02:00:18]  Why don't you do something to put yourself there and get yourself out of society?
[02:00:23]  Stupid fruity bastards.
[02:00:25]  Anyway, we are now in the third and final hour of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
[02:00:31]  And of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
[02:00:38]  And once again, folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
[02:00:42]  Before we get started on anything else, I'd like for everybody to please retweet the broadcast.
[02:00:47]  Go to the social networks.
[02:00:49]  Go to the forums.
[02:00:50]  Go to the blogs.
[02:00:52]  And spread it around like wildfire and let everybody know that True Capitalist Radio is in effect and in the house.
[02:01:01]  And of course, for all you fat, jelly ass, you got all kinds of little buttons underneath there.
[02:01:10]  You understand what I'm saying?
[02:01:11]  All kinds of little buttons.
[02:01:12]  We got Google Plus buttons, Facebook like buttons.
[02:01:15]  Retweet this button.
[02:01:17]  Share this buttons.
[02:01:18]  Use and abuse those freaking buttons.
[02:01:22]  All right, baby.
[02:01:23]  You struck the freaking click, for Christ's sake.
[02:01:27]  Anyway, we've got, I hate to even ask the engineer here.
[02:01:33]  Do we have any Twitter shout-outs to be had out here?
[02:01:36]  We have some Twitter shout-outs to be had, folks.
[02:01:47]  And of course, if you want a Twitter shout-out right here, right now, live on the True Capitalist Radio broadcast, all you've got to do is tweet at me right now, Ghost Politics, all one word, no underscores, ghost politics, and all you have to do is tweet at me with the hashtag Capitalist Army.
[02:02:09]  The tweet must have the hashtag Capitalist Army if you want a Twitter shout-out right here, right now.
[02:02:16]  Anyway, who else do we got going on over here?
[02:02:19]  We've got Friend of Ghost in the house.
[02:02:22]  What's going on?

=== Tiger Shrimp Twitter Interaction (05:59) ===

[02:02:23]  We got Thinks A. Moral.
[02:02:25]  The Gimps are back in the house.
[02:02:27]  Sneaker Nets.
[02:02:30]  Who else?
[02:02:31]  We got Jackie Drug in the place.
[02:02:33]  Now there's could do.
[02:02:35]  Yeah, could do.
[02:02:36]  Yeah, real funny.
[02:02:38]  We got Cosmo CB.
[02:02:40]  We got Ghost Sold Out.
[02:02:43]  What?
[02:02:44]  What are you talking about?
[02:02:45]  I sold out for Christ's sake, man.
[02:02:49]  What are you talking about?
[02:02:50]  I'm underground, for Christ's sake.
[02:02:52]  I'm internet underground, baby.
[02:02:56]  The internet underground is the circuit I live in, boy.
[02:03:00]  And don't you ever forget it.
[02:03:03]  Anyway, we got DJ Mob in the place.
[02:03:07]  We got Dean McGee627.
[02:03:11]  We've got Lawler Guy in the house.
[02:03:14]  We've got New Gristle 87.
[02:03:18]  We've got the Gay Bagel.
[02:03:20]  Jesus Christ with these freaking names for Christ's sake.
[02:03:23]  Is that with cream cheese?
[02:03:26]  We got Grenade Plasma in the house.
[02:03:30]  Who else do we got going on here?
[02:03:31]  We've got one GTA in the house again.
[02:03:36]  Jesus Christ.
[02:03:37]  Who else we got?
[02:03:38]  We've got Pudding Head Pony.
[02:03:40]  What's going on?
[02:03:42]  We got Hannibal Shrimpler.
[02:03:44]  You son of a bitch.
[02:03:47]  God damn it.
[02:03:51]  Enough of that crap, alright?
[02:03:53]  I've seen all the YouTube videos about you idiots trolling me about the shrimp bit.
[02:03:59]  Assholes, I'm really serious about that for Christ's sake, man.
[02:04:03]  We've got tiger ancient cannibal shrimp eating our shrimp in the Gulf for Christ's sake.
[02:04:08]  And you idiots think it's a big joke.
[02:04:13]  I mean, don't you understand?
[02:04:14]  I like my Gulf shrimp, alright?
[02:04:16]  I like my T-West pink shrimp, alright?
[02:04:19]  I want my shrimp back!
[02:04:21]  And you idiots think it's a big joke!
[02:04:23]  I mean, good God!
[02:04:30]  Son of a bitches.
[02:04:31]  I've seen all those YouTube videos about this silly shrimp bit.
[02:04:34]  Enough!
[02:04:35]  Enough of the shrimp bit!
[02:04:36]  Enough, alright?
[02:04:40]  Give me the freaking mic!
[02:04:44]  Freaking shrimp!
[02:04:48]  I'm telling you, assholes, I want my shrimp back.
[02:04:53]  It's not a joke.
[02:04:54]  There's nothing funny about that, for Christ's sake.
[02:04:56]  We've got Asian tiger shrimp that are in the Gulf.
[02:04:59]  Where they came from, I have no freaking idea.
[02:05:03]  But I want my shrimp back.
[02:05:06]  And let me tell you something right now.
[02:05:07]  If there's any scientist or if there's anybody that knows how to kill these tiger shrimp, these Asian tiger shrimp, we need your help.
[02:05:17]  All right?
[02:05:18]  We need your help.
[02:05:20]  All right?
[02:05:22]  We need you to kill these Asian tiger shrimp in the Gulf.
[02:05:29]  Freaking assholes.
[02:05:31]  Anyway, let me move on for Christ's sake.
[02:05:32]  Enough of the shrimp bit, alright?
[02:05:37]  Anyway, who else do we got going on over here?
[02:05:40]  We've got Diarrhea Blue Label.
[02:05:43]  Jesus Christ.
[02:05:46]  We've got Stalin Farncrombi.
[02:05:49]  Okay.
[02:05:51]  Who else we got going on over here?
[02:05:53]  We got Sir Cuddlebutt.
[02:05:56]  Oh, my God.
[02:05:58]  Coat Hanger Fetus.
[02:06:00]  I mean, come on with these sick names, man.
[02:06:05]  We got somebody named Marauder.
[02:06:07]  What's going on to Marauder?
[02:06:08]  Nevada is a lie.
[02:06:10]  Oh, great.
[02:06:11]  Now, here we go with this bit.
[02:06:14]  Here we got Dusky Texas.
[02:06:15]  Yeah, real funny jerk.
[02:06:17]  All right.
[02:06:19]  We got Yoko Littner TCA.
[02:06:22]  What the hell is that supposed to mean?
[02:06:26]  The hell is that supposed to mean?
[02:06:30]  Anyway, we got Mark Burke, 2012.
[02:06:33]  Koopa, 1997.
[02:06:35]  Perv the nerve in the house.
[02:06:38]  We got, I'm not saying that sick-ass name, you sick twisted freaks.
[02:06:44]  We got the seat sniffer.
[02:06:47]  The seat sniffer, really?
[02:06:51]  We got no shrimp for Texas.
[02:06:53]  That's it.
[02:07:02]  I'm not saying, screw this.
[02:07:03]  You idiots are going to keep up this shrimp bit.
[02:07:06]  Forget about it.
[02:07:07]  All right?
[02:07:07]  Forget about it.
[02:07:10]  You're going to keep up this shrimp crap.
[02:07:12]  Forget about it.
[02:07:23]  You're going to keep up this shrimp bit for- Forget about it.
[02:07:25]  Screw all you people.
[02:07:27]  And hey, all you people that are making Karass Burgers and Karass Cunt and all this crap, you leave Karaskin alone.
[02:07:35]  You will leave Karaskin alone.
[02:07:37]  God damn it.
[02:07:42]  Son of a bitch.
[02:07:45]  Anyway, let me move on to the next subject matter.
[02:07:48]  All right.
[02:07:48]  I mean, because Jesus Christ, you people aren't caring.
[02:07:51]  But where's my fear?
[02:07:53]  Where's my beer?
[02:07:56]  Let me go ahead and chug this beer for Christ's sake because, you know, I mean, this is the only thing that's going to bring me any kind of solace out here with all you freaking idiots agitating my broadcast, acting like the proverbial cyber vermin that you people are.
[02:08:11]  Jesus Christ, let me take a chug of this.

=== Ukraine Colombia Secret Service Scandal (07:44) ===

[02:08:22]  Anyway, let's talk a little bit about violence in Syria because it continues even though the United Nations monitors are there, right?
[02:08:30]  They're supposed to be there for what?
[02:08:32]  I have no idea.
[02:08:35]  But another 48 dead today in Syria in recent clashes between Bashar al-Assad's army and the rebels that are actually engaging Bashar al-Assad's army.
[02:08:49]  28 dead of the rebels.
[02:08:51]  The rest, of course, are civilians and maybe the occasional Bashar al-Assad army person.
[02:09:01]  But I mean, we've been trying to highlight the violence in Syria ever since March of 2011.
[02:09:10]  Do you remember that?
[02:09:11]  I mean, if you don't believe me, go back in that damn archive.
[02:09:15]  All right?
[02:09:16]  BlogTalkRadio.com slash ghost, all right?
[02:09:20]  Repeat that again for all you slow-minded, relaxed-brained, fat, jelly-ass hambones, all right?
[02:09:26]  BlogtalkRadio.com slash ghost, all right?
[02:09:33]  I mean, don't you understand?
[02:09:37]  We've been trying to emphasize the importance of the crimes against humanity in Syria since last March, and it took until August of 2011 for the United States and the United Nations to finally acknowledge that there was something wrong in Syria.
[02:09:57]  8,000 people had to die before the damn United Nations even banged an eye at this particular situation.
[02:10:08]  And it's sick.
[02:10:11]  So once again, another 48 dead in recent clashes in Syria.
[02:10:17]  And all I've got to say is death!
[02:10:19]  Death of Ashar al-Assad!
[02:10:23]  Death of Ashar al-Assad!
[02:10:26]  You piece of crap.
[02:10:29]  And you can tell him I said that.
[02:10:33]  Anyway, we're running out of time here.
[02:10:35]  Let's talk a little bit about the Ukraine.
[02:10:37]  We all heard about the jailing of Yulia Tymshenko and how it's an unlawful jailing.
[02:10:43]  It's nothing more than the communists that rose to power out of Donbas, Ukraine that have taken control of the government, and they're now jailing all political opposition to the industrial Russian communists that are now in power in the Ukraine.
[02:10:59]  And as a result, the EU leaders have threatened to boycott the 2012 European Football Championship, which is going to be held in the Ukraine if they do not release Yulia Tymeshenko.
[02:11:13]  And we've seen photos of Tymchenko who has been assaulted by prison guards.
[02:11:20]  She's being tortured at this point in time.
[02:11:23]  She recently ended her hunger strike.
[02:11:27]  God damn it, I'm stumbling over my own tongue like these idiots.
[02:11:33]  Jesus Christ.
[02:11:34]  Anyway, she recently ended her hunger strike and has been transferred from the prison to a hospital to get medical treatment for the injuries that she has sustained, courtesy of these disgusting, despicable commies in the Ukraine.
[02:11:53]  So anyway, once again, Ukraine is trying to supposedly cater to some of the demands that are being put forth by the EU and others that are calling for the freeing of Yulia Tymeshenko.
[02:12:07]  But they're going to delay the appeal for the jailing of Tymeshenko, which means that even though they're giving her medical treatment and it's under the supervision of somebody from the EU and that sort of thing, they're not going to let her out of jail.
[02:12:23]  Which means that the Donbass communists in the Ukraine are actually setting precedent within the country.
[02:12:32]  I mean, are we back?
[02:12:34]  Are we back to Ukraine communism?
[02:12:36]  Because it sure as hell looks like it.
[02:12:38]  Once again, free Yulia Tymshenko, and let's bring back a little bit of democratic politics back to the Ukraine.
[02:12:47]  And let's not let these commies in the Ukraine fool the world into believing that what they're doing is justified.
[02:12:53]  It's nothing more than trying to eliminate the political opposition, and they're a bunch of commie bastards for doing it.
[02:12:59]  So free Yulia Tymeshenko.
[02:13:03]  And last but not least here in the international news, did you hear what happened in Colombia?
[02:13:10]  I mean, wasn't Obama recently in Colombia?
[02:13:14]  And, you know, didn't this whole Secret Service, you know, potential jeopardization of national security happen where these Secret Service idiots were paying these Colombian hookers and whores, you know, for sexual relations and then tried to stiff them for some of the sexual favor payments and as a result caused this big ruckus.
[02:13:37]  And according to these hookers, these Secret Service agents were bragging about being Obama's security detail.
[02:13:43]  They had open documents.
[02:13:45]  They had open briefcases in broad daylight, these goddamn whores were saying.
[02:13:51]  And of course, the Secret Service and Barack Obama claim that there was no kind of national security breaches whatsoever.
[02:14:00]  No, don't worry about it.
[02:14:02]  Colombia is now entering into a trade agreement with the United States.
[02:14:08]  Don't worry about it.
[02:14:09]  There was no kind of terrorism threat, no kind of national security threat in Colombia.
[02:14:16]  Oh, yeah?
[02:14:18]  Oh, yeah?
[02:14:19]  Did you hear about the latest bomb that was trying to target the ex-minister, the ex-prime minister?
[02:14:27]  Two killed, 24 injured in this freaking bomb attack.
[02:14:32]  No, no, no, but hey, the president was safe, right?
[02:14:35]  The Secret Service didn't jeopardize any freaking national security.
[02:14:39]  Are you kidding me?
[02:14:40]  I mean, we're seeing bombs now in Colombia that are killing ex-politicians.
[02:14:46]  I mean, I like how this goes over the head of the media.
[02:14:51]  I mean, I like how this all goes over the head of the media.
[02:14:55]  Colombian bomb injures ex-prime minister for Christ.
[02:14:59]  Two killed, 24 injured in a bomb in Colombia.
[02:15:02]  And yet, what was it, two or three weeks ago, four weeks ago, when the Secret Service was out there?
[02:15:08]  The Secret Service was out there getting their freak on with Colombian hookers, you know, with freaking importance, you know, classified documents out in the open for these hookers to see, bragging about being a part of Obama's detail?
[02:15:24]  Oh, my God, this is sick.
[02:15:26]  I mean, this just goes to show you that Obama needs to take his head out of his ass as it pertains to the Secret Service situation and realize how much jeopardy he was put into as it relates to these goddamn Secret Services playing grab-ass with pre-teenage Colombian hookers, for Christ's sake.
[02:15:47]  Obama injures the ex-freaking politician, ex-prime minister of freaking goddamn Colombia, man, kills two, injures 24.
[02:15:55]  That's serious business, man.
[02:15:58]  That's serious goddamn business.
[02:16:02]  Jesus Christ.
[02:16:04]  Anyway, let me move on for Christ's sake.

=== Mother's Day Fashion Accessories Critique (06:09) ===

[02:16:07]  I know that I was supposed to have a Mother's Day edition on Sunday.
[02:16:11]  I didn't.
[02:16:12]  And I was supposed to have a post-Mother's Day edition of a True Capitalist Radio broadcast on Monday.
[02:16:18]  I didn't.
[02:16:19]  And the reason is, folks, is because this pussy whipped society that we are living in today has such a hard-on for mothers, it makes me disgustingly sick.
[02:16:30]  All right?
[02:16:31]  Did you see this one skankosaurus that was on Time magazine that had her little milkshake out, her little breast assist out, like made me a little bit more than an A-cup out, while her five-year-old or four-year-old or however old this kid is, it now has teeth so it can eat its own food.
[02:16:52]  But this woman insists upon breastfeeding her four or five-year-old for Christ's sake, and they put this on the cover of Time magazine with the quote, are you mom enough?
[02:17:07]  Are you mom enough?
[02:17:08]  Are you kidding me?
[02:17:10]  Are you utterly kidding me for Christ's sake?
[02:17:12]  I mean, this is what mothers have turned out to be for Christ's sake.
[02:17:16]  Nothing more than attention whores.
[02:17:19]  That's what the modern day single mother is turned out to be.
[02:17:22]  Because look, let's be honest.
[02:17:24]  The majority of American families are no longer two-parent family systems.
[02:17:28]  They are single parents.
[02:17:30]  And what are they utilizing their kid for?
[02:17:32]  They're utilizing their kids as like fashion accessories.
[02:17:35]  You know what I mean?
[02:17:36]  Like they buy a new handbag.
[02:17:38]  You know, or like they carry around a freaking, you know, a tote bag, a purse, or a merse for you men that carry you stupid bags.
[02:17:47]  You know, those merces.
[02:17:49]  That's what children are, man.
[02:17:50]  They're nothing more than fashion accessories, for Christ's sake.
[02:17:55]  These women don't give two rats asses about their children.
[02:17:59]  If they cared about their children, they would teach them how to be productive members of society.
[02:18:04]  They teach them how to speak.
[02:18:05]  You want to know why most of these people that are calling up to my broadcast don't know how to spoken?
[02:18:10]  You want to know why they're sputtering out sentence fragments?
[02:18:12]  Because the mom doesn't talk to them.
[02:18:15]  The only time the mom talks is when she takes the son around the girls.
[02:18:21]  Oh, come on, son.
[02:18:22]  Let's go around the girls.
[02:18:25]  And here, the son has to observe this mindless, emotional, impulsive banter being talked by his mother and the girls.
[02:18:35]  And that's how these kids end up learning their communication skills, for Christ's sake.
[02:18:43]  I'm not joking, man.
[02:18:48]  So look, I mean, for all you women that were expecting or expected some kind of, I don't know, grandiose type of attention because this past Sunday was Mother's Day.
[02:19:03]  Hey, shove it up your ass, Broad, all right?
[02:19:08]  Just because you shitted out a kid doesn't mean that you should be put on some kind of a pedestal, all right?
[02:19:15]  I mean, as we've seen in today's America, it's not very hard to get knocked up and to shit out a kid nine months later.
[02:19:23]  Do you understand what I'm saying?
[02:19:25]  It's not that hard, all right?
[02:19:27]  All a woman has to do, especially even if you're an ugly, disgusting specimen to the female species, all right?
[02:19:35]  I mean, all a woman has to do is to go to some social arena, a bar, a freaking club, I mean, anywhere, a mall, a Walmart, anywhere, and just stand up on a chair and say, hey, I want somebody to bang me.
[02:19:52]  And you will have a line of people, probably ethnic minorities, lining up ready to get a piece of that no matter how ugly, fat, disgusting, slovenly, unsanitary, unhygienic she is.
[02:20:07]  So you mean to tell me that it's hard to be a mother, huh?
[02:20:11]  It's hard to get, you know, a sperm shake shoved up your uterine wall, and then nine months later a baby comes out?
[02:20:18]  Shove it up your ass, you stupid broads.
[02:20:21]  All right?
[02:20:23]  Give me a freaking break.
[02:20:24]  We're supposed to praise these bimbos because they happened to shit out a couple of kids this past Sunday, right?
[02:20:32]  We had to praise each and every one of these bimbos because they happened to shit out a couple of kids.
[02:20:38]  Well, you know what?
[02:20:39]  Shove it up your ass.
[02:20:42]  What, you want praise because you're taking care of your children?
[02:20:46]  You want praise because you're a mother for Christ's sake?
[02:20:49]  Hey, bitch, that's what you're supposed to do when you shit out another life out of your goddamn uterus pipe.
[02:20:57]  That's what you're supposed to do.
[02:20:59]  You're supposed to be a good mother.
[02:21:00]  You're supposed to sustain your children's well-being.
[02:21:03]  You're supposed to teach your child how to be a productive member of society.
[02:21:06]  You're supposed to talk to your child so he or she will know how to communicate, you stupid stinkosaurus whorebag.
[02:21:13]  Not you to use these goddamn children as fashion accessories.
[02:21:17]  Not for you to use these children as something of leisure for Christ's sake, you stupid fan skankosauruses.
[02:21:26]  And the reason that I'm talking to these single women is because they know what this society is all about.
[02:21:34]  All right?
[02:21:35]  All they've got to do is get impregnated, and 90% of the time, 90% of the time, the women will retain custody of the child, and as a result, play the child support lottery system, baby.
[02:21:49]  Oh, yeah, are you kidding me?
[02:21:51]  Oh, yeah.
[02:21:52]  See, you know what?
[02:21:53]  Shove it up your ass.
[02:21:54]  All you single mothers, you get no sympathy from me.
[02:21:57]  I spit on you, people.
[02:22:00]  I spit on you people.
[02:22:03]  All right, and I'm not talking about you single mothers that realized, hey, I got with the wrong man.
[02:22:09]  The guy was a jerk.
[02:22:11]  I had a kid.
[02:22:12]  I'm not making excuses.
[02:22:14]  I'm not collecting entitlements.

=== PC Vs Console Gaming Debate (09:59) ===

[02:22:16]  I'm going to work.
[02:22:17]  I'm taking care of my responsibilities.
[02:22:19]  And I'm a capitalist.
[02:22:20]  I'm not talking to you single mothers.
[02:22:22]  All right?
[02:22:23]  All right.
[02:22:24]  I'm talking to these, I'm talking about these other Skankosauruses out here that are utilizing their children as not only fashion accessories, but means of income.
[02:22:33]  I'm talking about those Skankosaurus slut bags.
[02:22:39]  Anyway, let me move on to another subject.
[02:22:41]  We're getting behind here.
[02:22:43]  I want to talk a little bit about gaming a little bit.
[02:22:46]  Oh, that's right.
[02:22:48]  I want to talk a little bit about games.
[02:22:49]  I know a lot of people's assholes puckered up right now, and I want to take your calls about gaming right now here for the next five to ten minutes.
[02:22:56]  Because the latest report to come out of the gaming world is that these gaming systems are ready to come out with new high-end gaming systems at this point in time.
[02:23:07]  But what are they going to bring to the table that we haven't seen?
[02:23:13]  I mean, some of these projected prices for some of these new systems are in the $500 range.
[02:23:18]  So what exactly are we going to see?
[02:23:21]  What exactly are we going to see for Christ's sake?
[02:23:23]  And not to mention, why should we even wait for these consoles when we can just go ahead and game on a badass computer that's souped up double clock with all kinds of RAM and graphics cards and all this other crap?
[02:23:36]  That's what I would like to talk about, all right?
[02:23:39]  646-652-4869.
[02:23:42]  Are you a console gamer?
[02:23:44]  Are you a PC gamer?
[02:23:45]  The debate continues.
[02:23:46]  Let's take some calls right now.
[02:23:48]  646-652-4869.
[02:23:51]  It's a debate between console or PC.
[02:23:53]  724, are you a console or PC gamer?
[02:23:57]  Did you see the latest Nintendo newsletter?
[02:23:59]  Whoa, nice graphics.
[02:24:01]  I'd like to get my hands on that game.
[02:24:02]  You mean you haven't played it yet?
[02:24:04]  We can play on my Nintendo Entertainment System.
[02:24:06]  It's the legend of Zelda, and it's really rad.
[02:24:09]  Ghost creatures from Guyana are pretty bad.
[02:24:12]  Construct Tic Leaders, too.
[02:24:14]  But when you'll help our hero bus through, we go link.
[02:24:18]  Yeah, it's going to be wiki wins.
[02:24:19]  Awesome.
[02:24:20]  Jesus Christ.
[02:24:21]  Shut up for Christ's sake with these freaking ads, all right?
[02:24:24]  We're talking about gaming, all right?
[02:24:27]  We're talking about you gamers.
[02:24:30]  All right?
[02:24:30]  It's PC or console.
[02:24:32]  What do you think?
[02:24:33]  A 754 PC or console?
[02:24:37]  Sega!
[02:24:44]  Hey, look, look.
[02:24:45]  Asshole, all right?
[02:24:47]  Stop playing clips, but I agree with you.
[02:24:48]  I like Sega.
[02:24:49]  Are you kidding?
[02:24:50]  I love Sega.
[02:24:51]  Sega!
[02:24:54]  I mean, let me tell you, I love Nintendo when it came out in the 80s.
[02:24:58]  I bought every peripheral, every game for the original Nintendo, and then when they pulled out Super Nintendo out of their ass, I was like, are you kidding me?
[02:25:09]  I mean, are you kidding?
[02:25:11]  We're supposed to appreciate that.
[02:25:12]  After that, I just became a Sega gamer.
[02:25:15]  And then after the Sega Dreamcast came out and it just went kaput, I stopped gaming altogether because I was betrayed.
[02:25:25]  734, PC or console.
[02:25:30]  You're off the how about 262, is a PC or console?
[02:25:33]  PC all the way.
[02:25:35]  Oh, yeah, why is that?
[02:25:38]  Just because there's so many more availabilities with PC, you get almost all of the games that the consoles do, plus more exclusives, such as Diablo 3, World of Warcraft, Gary's Mod, stuff like that.
[02:25:52]  Yeah, what about the debate on console gamers that they don't have to buy any additional hardware?
[02:25:58]  The whole hardware is dedicated to the gaming process as opposed to the PC where some of the system resources are allocated to other processes.
[02:26:09]  Well, to that, sure, it takes a little bit more money to play with the PC, but if you can afford it, there's nothing better than it.
[02:26:20]  I hear you, man.
[02:26:21]  Let me tell you, that's what all PC gamers say.
[02:26:23]  You know, it's the infamous debate.
[02:26:25]  We're having it right now.
[02:26:26]  PC versus console gamers.
[02:26:29]  Which one are you?
[02:26:30]  NOAA, PC or console?
[02:26:33]  Oh, I don't really have an opinion.
[02:26:35]  I like both.
[02:26:37]  You like both?
[02:26:38]  Yeah.
[02:26:39]  So you have PC games and console games?
[02:26:43]  Yeah.
[02:26:44]  What's the difference between the both, do you think?
[02:26:51]  No idea.
[02:26:52]  Yeah, just shut up, you stupid moron.
[02:26:54]  You're probably a console gamer just by sounding so stupid, ignorant, dumbass eight-year-old brat.
[02:26:59]  603 PC or console.
[02:27:06]  A Helen Keller deaf mute.
[02:27:08]  How about 541 PC or console?
[02:27:14]  Shove that EU shit up your ass for Christ's sake.
[02:27:20]  Jesus Christ, we're having a gamer discussion here.
[02:27:23]  All right?
[02:27:24]  I mean, this is serious business.
[02:27:27]  All right, 661, PC or console.
[02:27:31]  Personally, I choose console.
[02:27:33]  Oh, yeah, why is that?
[02:27:36]  Well, because even though I have PC games and console games, I find console games a little more enjoyable, especially the old classic NES games like Super Mario Brothers 1, 2, and 3.
[02:27:46]  I love those games.
[02:27:47]  And Sega, yeah, I like the first Sonic games, and I like the second Sonic game.
[02:27:53]  And for the Dreamcast, I love Sonic Adventure and Sonic Adventure 2 Battle.
[02:27:57]  So really, also for PC, it can really lag a lot, like with Call of Duty or something or World of Warcraft.
[02:28:04]  So really, I'm a console gamer, and I'm going to say console all the way.
[02:28:08]  Well, console at 661, pretty, very thought-out description on why his opinion is valid.
[02:28:15]  I mean, what's going on?
[02:28:16]  I mean, that seems like a pretty decent debate for consoles, even though I'm not a console gamer or not a gamer at any more period.
[02:28:24]  But in my personal opinion, given the fact that consoles will be solely dedicated to the gaming experience, wouldn't it be suitable for gamers, just like this gentleman said, that to prevent lag and to prevent these types of things that could skew the whole game-playing process, don't you think that consoles could potentially beat out PC?
[02:28:48]  I like PC.
[02:28:49]  Don't get me wrong.
[02:28:49]  You could soup up your PC.
[02:28:51]  You can take out peripherals.
[02:28:53]  You can add video cards.
[02:28:55]  I mean, you can do things of that nature.
[02:28:57]  But at the same time, those PC processes are being utilized by everything else on your PC.
[02:29:04]  So, anyway, the debate continues.
[02:29:05]  239 PC or console.
[02:29:09]  Personally, I'm both, actually.
[02:29:12]  I grew up with consoles, but then, you know, growing up when computers came out and started being popular, I actually, well, you know, maybe you need to, you know, sell one and get a better phone, sir.
[02:29:23]  How about 724 PC or console?
[02:29:29]  You're a Helen Keller deaf mute.
[02:29:31]  207 PC or console.
[02:29:37]  Hey, 207.
[02:29:39]  Oh, is that me?
[02:29:41]  Yeah, it's PC or console.
[02:29:43]  What are you game on?
[02:29:44]  Oh, my bad.
[02:29:44]  I'm sitting here listening.
[02:29:47]  Hey, Ghost.
[02:29:49]  I'm going to go ahead and say PC gaming because, you know, graphics and, you know, but also you got to take into consideration that there are a lot less hackers on console gaming.
[02:30:02]  Well, just from my experiences anyway, because I have played some games on PC and I also have my games on my console.
[02:30:12]  And I prefer console because there's a lot less hackers.
[02:30:16]  So, yeah.
[02:30:17]  Well, you know, that's actually a good point, man.
[02:30:18]  A lot less hackers that are going to be cheating, for Christ's sake.
[02:30:22]  I mean, is that factual?
[02:30:23]  You know, console gaming eliminates the hacker factor and actually emphasizes gameplay.
[02:30:29]  Good point.
[02:30:29]  443 console or PC?
[02:30:33]  Hey, ghost.
[02:30:34]  I particularly like both consoles.
[02:30:37]  Both consoles?
[02:30:39]  Well, like Xbox and PC.
[02:30:45]  And why is it that you like both of them?
[02:30:47]  What's the nuances between them both that keeps you loyal to both?
[02:30:50]  Well, see, I just think most of the different games are like on PC you can get Minecraft, but on Xbox you can get different games and PC.
[02:31:01]  Well, that's a good point.
[02:31:02]  How about 973?
[02:31:04]  What's up, PC or console?
[02:31:06]  Hey, Ghost.
[02:31:08]  I'm really into I'm digging the consoles because, well, I just bought a game recently that I have on both platforms, both on PC and on Xbox.
[02:31:19]  And then that game is Brony Capitalist Massacre 5, along with Ghost's Dad with Lazy.
[02:31:25]  Yeah, yeah, real funny, you stupid fruit bowl.
[02:31:27]  I hope you get cancer of the freaking anus.
[02:31:30]  All right, last call, 713.
[02:31:32]  What do you think, PC or console?
[02:31:37]  Alright, playing with your pecker shaft.
[02:31:39]  208, PC or console.
[02:31:45]  Hey, 208.
[02:31:48]  Now, you stupid, fruity ass face.
[02:31:50]  571, PC or console.
[02:31:53]  Hello, I'm Jones, and the inventor of V-Pants.
[02:31:57]  V-Pants are protective pants you wear under your trousers to capture and contain your uncontrollable diarrhea.
[02:32:05]  Just put it away right into the plastic.
[02:32:08]  The diarrhea almost never runs away through the tidelastic round the ankles.

=== Brony Fans Pervert Accusations (03:44) ===

[02:32:15]  Get this crap off for Christ's sake.
[02:32:19]  All right, that's enough of the gamer talk, all right?
[02:32:22]  Last but not least, I'd like to talk a little bit about the bronies out here.
[02:32:27]  I mean, let me tell you something, man.
[02:32:29]  I've had about enough of you bronies.
[02:32:30]  You understand that?
[02:32:31]  Especially you sick-ass perverts that I know for a fact are in your 20s or 30s and are trying to act like teenagers, all right?
[02:32:41]  I'm putting every one of you assholes that are pretending to be teenagers.
[02:32:47]  I'm putting you all on notice, all right?
[02:32:51]  You know, Peenix 2.0 is going to be implemented, and we are going to expose all these assholes who are coming at the capitalist army and at the same time are all pieces of pedophile crap utilizing this whole brony community to exercise their damn stupid freaking impulses and pedophilia.
[02:33:16]  Now, once again, this is not going out to the whole brony community because I do recognize there are some brony fans, and there are bronies that are genuinely kids.
[02:33:27]  You know, these are your bronies that are high schoolers, that are middle schoolers.
[02:33:32]  And, you know, hey, rightfully so.
[02:33:34]  You know, you're a little kid.
[02:33:35]  You're innocent.
[02:33:36]  Whatever.
[02:33:37]  All right.
[02:33:38]  You want to be involved with all that my little pony crap?
[02:33:41]  I mean, you know, if your parents are okay with it and they're supporting it, well, whatever.
[02:33:46]  All right.
[02:33:46]  What I'm starting to have a problem with are these disgusting, despicable assholes that are out here and are 20 or 30 years old.
[02:33:56]  And these are people that are actually pretending, pretending to be 16, 15.
[02:34:02]  They're putting it on their Twitter profiles.
[02:34:04]  They're putting it on their freaking Facebook accounts when we know for a fact, all right, through Peenix 2.0, we know for a fact that there are a lot of bronies out here that aren't teenagers, that are sick-ass perverts trying to purposely act high-pitched, that are purposely trying to act like a bunch of stupid little kids when in actuality, they're 20s and 30s.
[02:34:30]  Now, the reason that I'm concerned about this is because, to be honest with you, I know I have a lot of young kid brony fans.
[02:34:38]  All right.
[02:34:39]  I got a lot of young kid brony fans.
[02:34:41]  I mean, the majority of the bronies are a bunch of young kids.
[02:34:46]  And I care about these young kids.
[02:34:48]  You know that?
[02:34:49]  Yeah, so what?
[02:34:50]  They're a little fruity.
[02:34:51]  You know, they're a little over-feminine.
[02:34:53]  You know, but hey, they're kids.
[02:34:56]  You know, they're kids.
[02:34:58]  You know, and they should not be intermingling with these people that are in their 20s and 30s that have ulterior motives other than the winter wrap-up, winter wrap-up.
[02:35:10]  You understand?
[02:35:12]  And all I'm saying is, is that there's something wrong.
[02:35:15]  Now, I'm not saying if you're a brony and you're admitting, hey, I'm 20-something, I'm 30-something, and you're admitting it, you're putting it out there, and you're not clopping, and you're not sexualizing this whole crap.
[02:35:27]  Well, that's another story, but I'm telling you right now, all you assholes that are pretending to be teenagers and that are actually grown men that are bronies.
[02:35:40]  Let me tell you something right now.
[02:35:42]  Peanuts 2.0 is all I got to say, baby.
[02:35:44]  All right?
[02:35:45]  That's all I got to say.
[02:35:48]  And all of you dumbass pedophile clopper assholes have been warned.
[02:35:52]  That's all I'm saying.
[02:35:53]  Anyway, now that we've got that out of the way, let's go ahead and go to everybody's favorite part of the broadcast.

=== Radio Graffiti Sex Comments (10:46) ===

[02:36:00]  And I'm talking about radiography.
[02:36:06]  Woo!
[02:36:07]  That's right.
[02:36:08]  This is a Taco Tuesday radio graffiti up in the place.
[02:36:12]  And all you've got to do to become a spectator, to become a part of the spectacle, is give me a call at 646-652-4869 is the number to call.
[02:36:21]  And when I call on your Skype name or on your area code, you will have exactly three to four seconds to say whatever it is that's on your mind.
[02:36:30]  All right, whatever it is.
[02:36:32]  And of course, when I call on your Skype name or on your area code, and you just sit there like a Helen Keller deaf mute for Christ's sake, I will be tempted to give out your goddamn name and number.
[02:36:43]  All right?
[02:36:43]  That's all there is to it.
[02:36:45]  All right?
[02:36:47]  So one more time.
[02:36:50]  I want to give a shout out to the Capitalist Army, the Capitalist Army Intelligence Division, and all the true capitalists, the tens of thousands of capitalists who listen to me throughout the world.
[02:37:02]  Cheers, everybody.
[02:37:03]  Cheers.
[02:37:03]  As a matter of fact, I'm already done with this beer.
[02:37:05]  I need to get another one here before we start radio graffiti.
[02:37:12]  Yeah, I need another beer before we start radio graffiti, for Christ's sake.
[02:37:15]  Here we go.
[02:37:16]  Oh, yeah.
[02:37:21]  Oh, man.
[02:37:22]  Taco Taco Tuesday.
[02:37:27]  All right, here we go.
[02:37:29]  We're in the house now.
[02:37:30]  We got another beer here.
[02:37:31]  Let's go ahead and start Radio Graffiti and let's take it from the top right now.
[02:37:37]  Let's see.
[02:37:38]  Who do we got?
[02:37:38]  Here we go.
[02:37:39]  Texas Troll, Radio Graffiti.
[02:37:42]  Ghost is a Jewish hambone button plug of the assault loving racist.
[02:37:50]  Life is a dirty diss right horror and his son likes my little pony.
[02:37:57]  Sheriff Max are retarded.
[02:37:59]  So vote for Lamar Smith.
[02:38:01]  And while you're at it, both.
[02:38:03]  Shove it up, your ass, you stupid scumbag.
[02:38:06]  All right, you can talk about me and can talk about me all you want to, but don't sit over there and promote Lamar Smith, you ungrateful, sofa-supporting, internet regulation-supporting piece of crap.
[02:38:16]  I hope somebody doxes your ass for being promoting internet regulation, you piece of crap.
[02:38:22]  Texas troll, you stupid moron.
[02:38:26]  518 Radio Graffiti.
[02:38:54]  Yeah, guitarifying that Alexis song.
[02:38:57]  Yeah, real funny, real swift, real cool.
[02:39:02]  234, radio graffiti.
[02:39:08]  Yeah, you're taking too long.
[02:39:09]  404, radio graffiti.
[02:39:12]  This man unveils his first car.
[02:39:17]  You know, there's nothing funny about the Alex Trebek crap.
[02:39:20]  Really, it's stupid.
[02:39:21]  516, Radio Graffiti.
[02:39:23]  Hello, Ghost.
[02:39:24]  I just wanted to inform you the Mexican shower is when somebody takes an explosive diarrhea shit all over another girl's mouth.
[02:39:29]  This act was very prominent in the German pornography called Church of Fludge, which creates you much, which pretty much made.
[02:39:35]  See, who cares?
[02:39:36]  Why do we need to know that, you sick prick?
[02:39:40]  You're probably a part of that early 90s goatsy movement, aren't you?
[02:39:44]  You fruity-ass fruit.
[02:39:46]  559, Radio Graffiti.
[02:39:49]  Why does the engineer always sound drunk?
[02:39:52]  Hey, the engineer's not drunk.
[02:39:54]  The engineer doesn't drink for Christ's sake.
[02:39:56]  He's doing his job.
[02:39:56]  As a matter of fact, I'm proud of you today, engineer.
[02:39:58]  You're doing your job.
[02:40:00]  I mean, the last Friday, for Christ's sake, you were acting like an asshole.
[02:40:03]  I really appreciate you today, there, engineer.
[02:40:06]  Good job.
[02:40:13]  I'm proud of you.
[02:40:13]  405, radio graffiti.
[02:40:20]  Get a better phone, asshole.
[02:40:21]  936, Radio Graffiti.
[02:40:24]  Yo, Go, can I give a shout-out?
[02:40:26]  Go ahead.
[02:40:27]  Yeah, I'd like to give a shout-out to my number one dog in the Capitol Wasteland, Three Dog from Galaxy News Radio.
[02:40:34]  Bow, wow, wow.
[02:40:35]  Shut up.
[02:40:36]  All right, you stupid moron.
[02:40:37]  313, Radio Graffiti.
[02:40:40]  Yes, I'd just like to tell you that the Church of My Little Pony has gone international.
[02:40:43]  We have priests in the UK, Russia, Australia, and all across the U.S. Shut up, you stupid brony.
[02:40:49]  You better not hope that you're about on our radar as being an over-20-something little fruit bowl brony trying to, you know, exercise your pedophilic ways, you fruit.
[02:40:58]  971, radio graffiti.
[02:41:02]  Here they come, slipping and sliding down the line of penguins.
[02:41:07]  The truth question of penguins didn't be the barometer.
[02:41:09]  Now, do this message on the social cute shows for the price of watch.
[02:41:15]  Little penguins.
[02:41:15]  Sure, so my comment.
[02:41:18]  Eat a benchmark again.
[02:41:20]  Shut up with these ads already, man.
[02:41:22]  Stop getting free airtime on my show.
[02:41:25]  617-REGISER-PEDE, you stupid, you idiot.
[02:41:36]  How about 847 radio graffiti?
[02:41:39]  Ghost, I think I hit an ethnic dwang in your voice.
[02:41:44]  It's time to play Get the Minority.
[02:41:51]  Are you kidding me, you stupid idiot?
[02:41:53]  You're taking my gag for Christ's sake?
[02:41:56]  That wasn't even funny.
[02:41:58]  574 Radio Graffiti.
[02:42:09]  I'm a damn crisis.
[02:42:11]  I'm not you.
[02:42:12]  Go back to the kitchen, alright?
[02:42:14]  Free mixing me with goddamn Bob the Builder.
[02:42:16]  Shut up, your ass!
[02:42:19]  Goddamn it, 614, radio goddamn graffiti.
[02:42:24]  Ghost, I contacted the Lions then corporate office.
[02:42:27]  Thanks to me, they want to advertise on your show.
[02:42:29]  Isn't that great?
[02:42:31]  Oh, my.
[02:42:33]  Jesus Christ.
[02:42:34]  Not tub guy, for Christ's sake.
[02:42:36]  I mean, can't you drown in your tub already, tub guy?
[02:42:39]  I mean, can't you take a goddamn bath with a freaking hair blow dryer?
[02:42:50]  Goddamn tub guy.
[02:42:56]  Jesus Christ, man.
[02:42:58]  Give me the mine.
[02:43:03]  Son of a bitch.
[02:43:06]  I'm taking Skype callers now, for Christ's sake.
[02:43:08]  Dunlop 145, Radio Graffiti.
[02:43:12]  I may be 14 years old, but they ain't no one's gonna run my life, especially not that horror Nicole.
[02:43:17]  I've been having sex since I was 11 years old with over 30 different guys.
[02:43:24]  Five different guys right now, just so I can get pregnant.
[02:43:27]  My people take me out on the street and sell my body for $50.
[02:43:31]  I even have sex for a double cheeseburger with bacon.
[02:43:35]  It's all about fast money, baby.
[02:43:37]  The first time a girl has to do with the brain.
[02:43:39]  Are you kidding me?
[02:43:39]  I mean, get them off for Christ's sake.
[02:43:41]  I mean, not just Maury Povich 14-year-olds that are having sex for cheeseburgers.
[02:43:46]  I mean, this is America.
[02:43:48]  This is America.
[02:43:49]  This is America.
[02:43:59]  Goddamn 14-year-olds having sex for cheeseburgers.
[02:44:03]  I mean, good God!
[02:44:09]  Jesus Christ!
[02:44:15]  I mean, did you hear that?
[02:44:16]  I mean, that's an actual clip.
[02:44:18]  That is an actual goddamn clip from a Maury Povich show of some 14-year-old little stankosaurus who's having freaking sex for cheeseburgers.
[02:44:28]  I mean, good God!
[02:44:38]  Oh, God, this is jokeyard America.
[02:44:44]  Jesus Christ.
[02:44:48]  This is a new shit bag America.
[02:44:52]  And of course, all of you people that are listening, you're just sitting there and being quiet.
[02:44:57]  You're just sitting there and being silent.
[02:45:01]  Silent just consent, you stupid, ungrateful pricks.
[02:45:05]  Oh, God.
[02:45:08]  Oh, God.
[02:45:11]  Oh, yeah.
[02:45:11]  Oh, give me a look, the microphones going on.
[02:45:18]  Oh.
[02:45:21]  You sorry sacks of crap.
[02:45:24]  Oh, my God.
[02:45:26]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[02:45:28]  Oh, you make me want to puke.
[02:45:31]  Oh, my God.
[02:45:32]  You idiots make me want to throw up.
[02:45:38]  I'm going to take a break for Christ's sake, alright?
[02:45:41]  I got to switch microphones.
[02:45:42]  I got to take a break.
[02:45:44]  But by God, when I come back, you sorry sacks of crap better have some goddamn substance.
[02:45:51]  You better have something for radio graffiti because this radio graffiti sucks.
[02:45:56]  All right?
[02:45:57]  All of you people are sucking for radio graffiti.
[02:45:59]  You're sucking.
[02:46:02]  You're sucking for Christ's sake.
[02:46:06]  And if you're going to keep sucking, the least you can do is swallow, you six sons of bitches.
[02:46:13]  Jesus Christ.
[02:46:16]  Anyway, I gotta, you know, take a break here really fast, folks, because I gotta switch the freaking microphones here.
[02:46:26]  So since everybody here is a, you know, a freaking brony fruit or something of that nature, let's go ahead and let everybody's animal passages pucker up for because they're all a bunch of fruit feminized bronies here listening out here.
[02:46:41]  Let's go ahead and throw some throw something on, engineer, that they'll like that'll have their assholes puckering.

=== Animal Passages Brony Roast (15:16) ===

[02:46:46]  You got something?
[02:46:51]  Well, throw it on in here because these stupid bronies need to sit over there and have something to clock to, these six sons of bitches.
[02:50:15]  A little bit of Nyan Kitty, huh?
[02:50:20]  Little bit of ni and kitty.
[02:50:22]  I bet your ass goes all pumping on that one, huh?
[02:50:27]  Hey, engineer, how about putting on a little Taco Tuesday?
[02:50:32]  How about a little bit of the Taco Tuesday music, engineer?
[02:50:35]  How about that?
[02:50:36]  How about a little bit of the Taco Tuesday music for right now?
[02:50:39]  You know what I mean?
[02:50:44]  All right, let's put a little bit of Taco Tuesday music.
[02:50:48]  About that one by Navy Sand Husky.
[02:50:51]  How about the one by Navy Sand Husky?
[02:50:54]  The Taco Taco Tuesday.
[02:50:58]  You got that?
[02:51:03]  Well, put it on, baby, for Taco Tuesday.
[02:51:11]  What a freaking hambo.
[02:51:13]  All right, let's just put it that way, Navy Sand Husky.
[02:51:20]  It's Taco Tuesday, baby.
[02:51:23]  Who's hype?
[02:51:24]  Who's hype?
[02:51:25]  I actually have Paco on the line.
[02:51:27]  I don't want you again to get down, man.
[02:51:29]  You know what I'm saying?
[02:51:30]  I wanted you and him to talk about Laura.
[02:51:32]  Come on, Taco Tuesday.
[02:51:33]  Get down, Willie, baby.
[02:51:34]  Get up off your desk and do it.
[02:51:37]  Taco, Taco, Tucson.
[02:51:41]  Taco Taco, Tac Laco.
[02:51:43]  Tuesday.
[02:51:45]  Lock them.
[02:52:02]  Hey, let's do a Mexican Yelp.
[02:52:23]  I am held the King of Races.
[02:52:25]  I am held the King of Mexican.
[02:52:27]  I am L, the King of Races.
[02:52:29]  I am L the King of Mexican.
[02:52:31]  I am L the King of Racist.
[02:52:33]  I am L the King of Mexican.
[02:52:35]  Shut up.
[02:52:37]  Shut up.
[02:52:39]  I'm not a goddamn racist, all right, first of all, all right?
[02:52:42]  I'm a melting pot of friendship.
[02:52:44]  I happen to have a whole bunch of friends that happen to be black.
[02:52:49]  I happen to have a whole bunch of friends that happen to be Hispandex.
[02:52:53]  I happen to have a whole bunch of friends that happen to be WAP, Sauerkraut, Oriental.
[02:53:01]  You know, so for you people to sit over here and claim that I'm some sort of a Grand Dragon racist is a false indictment, and all you assholes know it.
[02:53:09]  All right?
[02:53:09]  Now, let's go ahead and get back to the freaking Radio Graffiti right here, right now, live on the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
[02:53:16]  936 Radio Graffiti.
[02:53:19]  Yo, what's up?
[02:53:21]  What's up?
[02:53:24]  Yeah, it's great.
[02:53:26]  How about 234 Radio Graffiti?
[02:53:28]  All right, we get it.
[02:53:37]  Adieu.
[02:53:37]  I'm very proud of you.
[02:53:38]  559, Radio Graffiti.
[02:53:41]  Hey, Ghost, I heard that you're going to be hosting the 2012 BronyCon.
[02:53:45]  That's shit.
[02:53:46]  You heard wrong, asshole, alright?
[02:53:48]  You heard wrong.
[02:53:49]  I'll never go to a BronyCon, and the only time I'll go to a BronyCon is if me and the capitalist army are going to raid that son of a bitch.
[02:53:58]  We're going to crash that son of a bitch.
[02:54:00]  That's the only time I'll ever go to a freaking BronyCon, you stupid, butt-loving fruit bowl bronies.
[02:54:08]  Graffiti.
[02:54:16]  Crap up your Longhorns, baby!
[02:54:21]  U-T, longhorns in your face!
[02:54:26]  Son of a bitch!
[02:54:27]  973, Radio Graffiti!
[02:54:29]  Hey, Ghost, how are you?
[02:54:32]  Yeah, I'm better than you.
[02:54:33]  805, Radio Graffiti.
[02:54:36]  Hey, ghosts, it's Endo.
[02:54:38]  How are you today?
[02:54:40]  Ah, Jesus Christ.
[02:54:41]  What do you want, you cancer bag?
[02:54:44]  And summer's coming up, and I want to get a nice tan, but I got sunburned and the skin is just peeling off in layers.
[02:54:51]  But I know how to solve this.
[02:54:53]  I'm going to use it as parmesan in my spaghetti tonight.
[02:54:58]  You sick, you sick, twisted broad.
[02:55:06]  Let's just keep going for crazy.
[02:55:07]  This is a horrible Taco Tuesday and in the wizard radio graffiti.
[02:55:12]  This company Mojang is responsible for sandbox game Minecraft.
[02:55:16]  It is my pleasure to welcome you.
[02:55:19]  Is there anything you secretly geek out about?
[02:55:22]  I've tried to claim I don't like the new My Little Pony Show, but I think that they kind of do.
[02:55:27]  I mean, because you are a brother.
[02:55:30]  Not good, but it's kind of.
[02:55:32]  Yeah.
[02:55:33]  You stupid assholes, alright?
[02:55:35]  Enough of that crap, alright, you bronies.
[02:55:37]  I'm never, ever, ever gonna be a brony!
[02:55:43]  Son of a bitch.
[02:55:45]  Alright, enough of it.
[02:55:46]  Enough!
[02:55:47]  Alright, 580, radio graffiti.
[02:55:50]  I'm officially endorsing OU.
[02:55:56]  God damn it.
[02:55:57]  You owe.
[02:56:12]  Alright?
[02:56:13]  This is Longhorns, baby!
[02:56:16]  This is Longhorns!
[02:56:17]  Mac Brown, baby!
[02:56:21]  Don't you ever forget!
[02:56:27]  Give me the mic.
[02:56:33]  Don't you scumbags ever forget it, for Christ's sake, baby.
[02:56:36]  Longhorns right in your filthy, fat, disgusting, oily faces!
[02:56:41]  204 radio graffiti!
[02:56:44]  It's great!
[02:56:45]  Fight your ABT!
[02:56:52]  Fuck you!
[02:56:53]  Bitch, shove your EBT song up, your ass!
[02:56:57]  You disgusting, filthy waste of human life.
[02:57:01]  How about Jimmy Kudos, Radio Graffiti?
[02:57:05]  You fool!
[02:57:05]  That's right, we have another offer for you today.
[02:57:07]  That's right, you can own your very own ghost action figure.
[02:57:10]  Ghost action figure comes with a Gotaffa beer cans.
[02:57:12]  Your kids can accumulate their own cans that way.
[02:57:15]  Goddamn that is it!
[02:57:16]  This is fucking troll!
[02:57:18]  I'm a brony, goddammit!
[02:57:20]  I'm a Raven Drunk Alcoholic Brony!
[02:57:25]  They grow up so fast, do they not?
[02:57:27]  Anybody call 646-652-4869 in the next five minutes, we'll throw in Ghost's favorite Asperger and friend, Karaskin.
[02:57:35]  The Karaskin action figure even comes with his own show after a town.
[02:57:39]  No, ah, ah!
[02:57:43]  Uh-oh!
[02:57:44]  Watch out, engineer.
[02:57:45]  I think he's after your job.
[02:57:47]  Hey, that's enough!
[02:57:48]  That's enough!
[02:57:49]  Don't make fun of Karaskin!
[02:57:50]  That's enough, you piece of crap!
[02:57:53]  Shut up your ass with that stupid, dumb, fake-ass ad, you stupid fruit bowl!
[02:58:00]  You leave Karaskin alone.
[02:58:03]  You piece of crap, we don't want actual radio graffiti.
[02:58:07]  These beggars show off boring.
[02:58:09]  Only there's a cooler plant to eat.
[02:58:13]  Maybe I can help.
[02:58:14]  Karaskin!
[02:58:17]  That's right.
[02:58:18]  Karaskin here, founder of Karaskin's Burgers.
[02:58:23]  Stop in for our world-famous Karasburger or a Lou Ferengo burger.
[02:58:29]  Say, guys, how is it?
[02:58:31]  Totally juvenile great.
[02:58:34]  All right.
[02:58:35]  Hey.
[02:58:36]  You guys want me to stick around for a bit?
[02:58:38]  Um, that's okay.
[02:58:43]  What a bunch of rascals.
[02:58:45]  So, stop by Karaskinsburger, right by Celtic Pizza Shop.
[02:58:50]  See you there.
[02:58:53]  God damn all, you troll damn cyber vermin!
[02:58:57]  Leave Karaskin alone, you asshole!
[02:59:09]  I told all you goddamn cyber vermin to leave Skaraska alone!
[02:59:14]  I told all I'm here to leave Karaskin alone!
[02:59:16]  And I mean it!
[02:59:18]  And I mean it!
[02:59:19]  You better leave Karaskin alone!
[02:59:21]  And I mean it!
[02:59:26]  You better leave Karaska alone!
[02:59:31]  You goddamn piece of crap!
[02:59:38]  Goddamn all these, give me the mine!
[02:59:40]  I'm warning you.
[02:59:49]  I'm warning all of you!
[02:59:51]  Leave Karaskin alone!
[02:59:55]  God damn it!
[02:59:56]  One more!
[02:59:56]  That's it!
[02:59:58]  This is fresh.
[02:59:59]  This should be rich.
[03:00:00]  Kadoo, radio goddamn graffiti!
[03:00:03]  I mean, what's next?
[03:00:05]  The West Street boys!
[03:00:08]  I've got you!
[03:00:09]  I am a goddamn broken!
[03:00:13]  I'm not you!
[03:00:14]  Water shy, this best body.
[03:00:18]  I'm not you!
[03:00:19]  Goddamn it!
[03:00:20]  That's it!
[03:00:21]  That's it!
[03:00:32]  I've had enough!
[03:00:33]  I've had enough!
[03:00:34]  I've had enough of this crap!
[03:00:36]  I'm done!
[03:00:37]  I'm done with it, man!
[03:00:40]  You people have ruined my Taco Tuesday!
[03:00:47]  You people have ruined it!
[03:00:52]  I can't believe you did that to Karaskin.
[03:00:54]  I can't believe that you people, I mean, where is your song?
[03:01:02]  God damn it.
[03:01:03]  I can't believe you.
[03:01:05]  I just, I can't believe you for Christ's sake.
[03:01:10]  I'm done.
[03:01:10]  Get me out.
[03:01:11]  You know what?
[03:01:12]  Screw all you people.
[03:01:13]  You people will be lucky if I come back again, for Christ's sake.
[03:01:17]  After you disrespected Karaskin, after you disrespect me, after you besmirch my broadcast, by God, you'd be lucky if I ever come back here and do another goddamn broadcast.
[03:01:31]  You son of a bitch.
[03:01:34]  I'm done.
[03:01:34]  Get me out of here, engineer.
[03:01:36]  I'm not going to give these idiots the pleasure of listening to my broadcast, my, for Christ's sake.
[03:01:41]  All right?
[03:01:42]  I mean, every time that I broadcast on the internet, it's a privilege to these goddamn cyber vermin.
[03:01:50]  It's a privilege.
[03:01:53]  God damn it.
[03:02:02]  I'm done with this crap.

=== Final Broadcast Privilege Complaints (02:53) ===

[03:02:03]  I'm not going to forgive you, assholes, for this crap.
[03:02:05]  Do you understand that?
[03:02:06]  I'm not going to forgive you for what the hell you've done.
[03:02:09]  You stupid, soulless pieces of crap.
[03:02:12]  And I know for a fact that all you people that are making fun of Karaskin are afflicted with the same goddamn ailments he is.
[03:02:20]  The only difference is that you're too chicken crap to get on the internet and actually speak your mind like he does, you stupid, ungrateful, aspy idiots.
[03:02:32]  You stupid sons of bitches.
[03:02:33]  You idiots will be lucky.
[03:02:35]  You'll be lucky if I come back after this crap.
[03:02:37]  I can't believe that.
[03:02:38]  I can't believe you did this to Karaskin.
[03:02:41]  I can't believe this crap!
[03:02:44]  And I know that all of you idiots that are making fun of Karasmin are a bunch of goddamn ass be autistic pieces of man-children brony-embracing pieces of crap!
[03:02:56]  I know it!
[03:02:57]  I know for a fact.
[03:02:58]  I can hear it in your voice, for Christ's sake.
[03:03:00]  You sound like a retarded Elmer Fudd, half of you people.
[03:03:03]  And you have the audacity to sit over here and make fun of Karaskin.
[03:03:10]  How dare you, idiots!
[03:03:11]  How dare all of you morons?
[03:03:16]  God damn it, I'm out of here.
[03:03:17]  I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna broadcast to you morons anymore, for Christ's sake.
[03:03:22]  All right, hey, if you haven't had your fair fix of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast, well then go to the archive, asshole, all right?
[03:03:30]  BlogtalkRadio.com/slash ghost.
[03:03:34]  All right?
[03:03:35]  Because I don't know when the hell I'm gonna come back and do another broadcast after you idiots made a fool of not just me, but Karaskin on a Taco Tuesday.
[03:03:45]  Sorry, Saxa crap.
[03:03:48]  BlogtalkRadio.com/slash ghost politics, Milky Liquors.
[03:03:53]  Bookmark it, add it to your favorites, and don't forget it.
[03:03:57]  And follow me on Twitter.
[03:03:59]  It's the best time and the best opportunity to find out when I'm going to conduct another broadcast.
[03:04:04]  Because by God, I don't know if I'm going to conduct another broadcast after this, goddammit.
[03:04:11]  You son of a bitch.
[03:04:13]  All right.
[03:04:13]  Yo, get this freaking mic out of my face.
[03:04:22]  That's it!
[03:04:23]  Stick a fork in me.
[03:04:24]  I'm done.
[03:04:25]  Get me out of here, engineer, for Christ's sake.
[03:04:28]  Get me up!
[03:04:32]  I don't care!
[03:04:35]  Get me out of here, for Christ's sake!
[03:04:37]  You've been listening to True Capitalist Radio, the Fonts Views, Ideas, Comment.
[03:04:45]  Catch more live episodes Monday through Friday from 3:30 to 6:30 Central.
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[03:04:53]  True Capitalist Radio.
[03:04:54]  That's it.

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