True Capitalist Radio - May 9th, 2012 True Capitalist Radio Hosted By Ghost EP 224
Aired: 2012-05-09
Duration: 03:11:07


=== True Capitalist Radio Intro (02:04) ===

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[00:01:12]  Your host, the prognosticator of prognosticators, the man they call Go Me.
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=== Euro Markets Crash (15:56) ===

[00:02:06]  All right?
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[00:02:52]  Jesus Christ.
[00:02:54]  Anyway, folks, I know that I've been gone for some time, and I want to extend my apologies for the folks that are out there that were expecting shows, but I do have a life, and moreover, it's been storming out here in Austin, Texas, man.
[00:03:09]  It's been storming, thunderstorming, all kinds of lightning strikes, tornadic activity.
[00:03:15]  And yesterday, when everybody was expecting a Taco Tuesday edition of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast, the reason there wasn't one was because I didn't want to walk out in the rain.
[00:03:26]  All right?
[00:03:27]  And not to mention, I know all you idiots will sit over here and say, well, ghost, why didn't you get taken umbrella?
[00:03:33]  Are you kidding me with all the lightning strikes for Christ's sake?
[00:03:36]  I mean, what am I going to be?
[00:03:37]  Lee Travino up in here?
[00:03:38]  Huh?
[00:03:39]  Getting struck by lightning for Christ's sake?
[00:03:41]  No, that's not me.
[00:03:42]  All right?
[00:03:44]  I like life, assholes.
[00:03:46]  I like life.
[00:03:48]  The only thing I don't like is these ungrateful people that don't appreciate life.
[00:03:53]  All right?
[00:03:55]  So anyway, folks, we're in the house.
[00:03:59]  I know that I've been gone some time, so let's get right into the markets for Christ's sake, because the markets have been disgusting.
[00:04:06]  We are being Euro trash.
[00:04:08]  That's what we're being.
[00:04:09]  We're being Euro trash, and we can thank the resurgence of socialism in Europe for contributing to the downgrade and the goddamn losses in the equities markets, for Christ's sake.
[00:04:19]  It's sick.
[00:04:22]  We're getting the Euro trash out here.
[00:04:25]  That's what's happening.
[00:04:27]  And you're asking yourself, well, what does that mean, ghost?
[00:04:29]  I don't get it.
[00:04:31]  I mean, have you looked at Europe?
[00:04:33]  I mean, the French frogs have just elected a socialist as their president, for Christ's sake.
[00:04:39]  All right?
[00:04:39]  We're still having trouble with Greece.
[00:04:41]  Have you heard about that?
[00:04:42]  They haven't even agreed to, you know, these disgusting measures that they need to agree to, for Christ's sake, man.
[00:04:49]  I mean, socialist resurgence, man.
[00:04:53]  I mean, we're getting Euro trashed for Christ's sake, man.
[00:04:59]  And this is what's affecting our markets.
[00:05:00]  And people are going to ask, well, why is that going to affect our markets, Ghost?
[00:05:04]  Because don't you understand that our financial institutions here in America actually have vested interest in Europe?
[00:05:11]  I mean, that's why MF Global lost all that money, you know, of their investors for Christ's sake, because they invested most of it in those European bonds and stocks that are now taken in the teeth.
[00:05:24]  I'm not joking, man.
[00:05:25]  And it's all because the people out there in Europe just cannot take their proverbial fabian socialist heads out of their damn poop chutes for Christ's sake, all right?
[00:05:35]  Socialism sucks.
[00:05:37]  It makes a society stagnant.
[00:05:40]  I mean, every socialist country out there in Europe doesn't produce a goddamn thing.
[00:05:44]  All right?
[00:05:45]  I mean, what was the last time that you had something made in Greece?
[00:05:50]  Nothing.
[00:05:51]  Nothing.
[00:05:52]  Not even baklava is even made in Greece, for Christ's sake.
[00:05:55]  The Greeks came over here, and they're making it here in America.
[00:06:00]  So anyway, without any further ado, let's just go ahead and get to the damn stock market, man.
[00:06:04]  This is the third straight day of losses this week, sixth straight day of losses.
[00:06:09]  We want to count it for Christ's sake.
[00:06:11]  And we are just taking it in the teeth because of the goddamn Euro trash.
[00:06:17]  And my sincerest apologies to the capitalists in Europe that are listening to this, but man, I mean, look around your surroundings out there, man.
[00:06:25]  There are a bunch of ungrateful socialist pricks that believe just because they're breathing, just because they're alive, they need to be taken care of, cradled to the grave by big brother government.
[00:06:37]  But, you know, what these stupid socialist, ungrateful jerks don't understand is that who funds that government, you idiots?
[00:06:45]  Who funds that government that has these grandiose ideas of making these tremendously huge welfare states and these huge humongous spending, government spending ideas?
[00:06:58]  Who funds those governments?
[00:07:01]  The capitalists.
[00:07:04]  The people that earn money.
[00:07:05]  The people that pay taxes.
[00:07:07]  The workers.
[00:07:09]  That's who we're paying for these disgusting, despicable governments.
[00:07:13]  And they have the audacity to sit over here and utilize our money so that they can have more authority over these goddamn simpletons?
[00:07:22]  Absolutely not.
[00:07:24]  And by God, until my last breath, I will continue to promote the capitalist idea, the capitalist economic principle, because it's the only thing that has inspired true innovation, that has inspired true creativity for Christ's sake.
[00:07:40]  Every other model has done nothing but stagnated humanity and habitually have caused human strife.
[00:07:47]  And the proof is in the timelines of history that are stained in blood.
[00:07:55]  So that's all there is to it.
[00:07:56]  We're being Euro trashed out here.
[00:07:58]  Let me get to the markets so I can start getting to the rest of the broadcast and taking your calls.
[00:08:05]  Dow Jones Industrials is down, baby.
[00:08:08]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[00:08:10]  What did I tell you about low volume?
[00:08:12]  Low volume means that if there's any kind of news, earnings, anything happening with the world, because there's low volume, which means there's not that many shares exchanging hands in the stock market, because the only people that are actually trading out here are those that are wealthy enough to do so, or these hedge funds, 401k funds, retirement funds, mutual funds, all these fund managers that manage billions of dollars in these funds.
[00:08:41]  These are the only people that are actually contributing to the up and down effect of this goddamn market.
[00:08:46]  This is the basis of the volatility in this goddamn market that we're witnessing here.
[00:08:51]  And these people are emotionally impulsive, baby.
[00:08:54]  That's what's causing these goddamn peaks and valleys of volatility.
[00:08:57]  And let me tell you, this retraction is no different.
[00:09:02]  All right?
[00:09:02]  I mean, we could think, first of all, some negative numbers that came out last week, and on top of which, the Euro trash.
[00:09:11]  I mean, I'm not saying that everybody in Europe is trash.
[00:09:13]  I'm saying we're being Euro trash.
[00:09:15]  That's what we're doing.
[00:09:16]  That's what's happening to us.
[00:09:18]  All right.
[00:09:18]  This resurgence of socialism, the fact that bondholders that invested in these countries that are now revolting against the whole concept of, I don't know, progress are maybe left holding the bag.
[00:09:32]  They may lose money.
[00:09:34]  I mean, you hear these Greeks.
[00:09:36]  I mean, they're pissed off that they may have to pay 50% of whatever bondholders invested in their pissing ground country.
[00:09:43]  Can you believe that?
[00:09:44]  Just imagine you goddamn, you know, an investor who thinks that bonds, and traditionally, in the old school mentality of investing, bonds used to be a very safe haven for investments.
[00:09:58]  Not to mention that there's big tax breaks related to bonds.
[00:10:03]  But now that these governments have outspent the money that was raised in these bond sales and they continue to go to this bag, and there's not that many investors that are going to continue to invest in their country, now they're on the hook with paying back these investors or these people that purchase these bonds.
[00:10:23]  And anybody can purchase these bonds.
[00:10:25]  Anybody.
[00:10:26]  But now that the Greeks can no longer fulfill the yield obligations for those bonds, not only can they fulfill the yields, but they can't fulfill paying them back what they paid for initially.
[00:10:41]  The Greek government can't even pay the investors back their initial investment.
[00:10:46]  And that's what this crap is all about, man.
[00:10:48]  And it's a domino effect out there in Europe.
[00:10:52]  I'm not joking.
[00:10:53]  You think that this is just Greece?
[00:10:56]  I'm telling you, it's all of Europe, baby.
[00:10:58]  All of it.
[00:11:00]  And, man, it's going to affect our markets because our financial institutions, our financial institutions have vested interest in this crap.
[00:11:12]  And that contagion, if it really falls, if the Eurozone falls apart, man, we ain't seen nothing yet.
[00:11:18]  And to be honest with you, I still think that we're in recession currently.
[00:11:22]  I mean, I've always suggested that, look, this is not going to continue these growths that we've been seeing here within the past three months, man.
[00:11:31]  I mean, this is all built upon, you know, earnings, you know, better than expected job reports and just trivial crap.
[00:11:41]  I mean, there's no basis for this growth.
[00:11:46]  So anyway, let me continue on with the markets.
[00:11:49]  All right.
[00:11:50]  Dow Jones Industrials is down today 97.03 points, a percentage decrease of 0.75%, closing out the Dow Jones Industrials.
[00:12:01]  Jesus Christ, give me a break.
[00:12:04]  12,835.06 points for the Dow.
[00:12:11]  I mean, good God.
[00:12:15]  We're being Eurotrashed.
[00:12:18]  And I don't appreciate it.
[00:12:22]  Jesus Christ, we're being Euro trashed out here.
[00:12:27]  You know, hey, engineer, no more fish and chips for me ever again.
[00:12:31]  You got that?
[00:12:35]  Jesus Christ.
[00:12:36]  Or Crisps or whatever the hell they call them over there.
[00:12:39]  I mean, we're being Euro trashed.
[00:12:45]  Jesus.
[00:12:48]  And I'm sure, you know, most of you people that are, you know, listening in, collecting EBT, you idiots could care less, you know what I mean?
[00:12:54]  You don't have no vested interest in this crap.
[00:12:58]  So what the hell do you care?
[00:13:00]  You're going to care when the government can no longer fulfill their stupid socialist obligations like they're telling their people right now in Europe with these austerity measures.
[00:13:10]  And what is going to be the response?
[00:13:11]  The same response by these lunatics in Europe that won't accept austerity based upon the fiscal responsibility of its own government and its own people.
[00:13:22]  And that response is violence, and it's disgusting.
[00:13:25]  I can't believe that we are at this point in human evolution, that we have ungrateful, disgusting, you know, useless eaters that are turning perfectly good food into shit without contributing to civilization.
[00:13:38]  I mean, don't you simplistic morons understand that the only reason that civilization exists is because those that are in civilization participate in civilization.
[00:13:49]  You fucking ungrateful.
[00:13:50]  I'm cursing here, for Christ's sake.
[00:13:53]  I'm sorry, folks.
[00:13:55]  I'm sorry, but I'm pissed.
[00:13:59]  Jesus Christ.
[00:14:01]  Let's get to the freaking markets for Christ's sake.
[00:14:03]  SP 500 down 9.14 points, a percentage decrease of 0.67%, closing out the S ⁇ P at 1,354, 50 poor.
[00:14:17]  Jesus Christ.
[00:14:18]  Let me say, yeah, the working poor.
[00:14:20]  I'm thinking about the working poor that got invested interest in this market.
[00:14:24]  They're being Euro trashed.
[00:14:26]  They're being Euro trashed.
[00:14:30]  Jesus Christ.
[00:14:35]  Anyway, SP 500 is down 9.14 points, closing out the SP at 1,354.58 points for the SP.
[00:14:47]  I mean, Jesus Christ.
[00:14:50]  Good God.
[00:14:52]  Let's just get to the NASDAQ.
[00:14:53]  I want to hurry up and get through with this crap.
[00:14:55]  I mean, it's been horrible on this market.
[00:14:57]  Horrible.
[00:14:59]  We're being Euro trashed for Christ's sake.
[00:15:04]  Anyway, the NASDAQ is also down 11.56 points, a percentage decrease of 0.39%, closing out the NASDAQ at 2,934.71 points for the NASDAQ composite.
[00:15:19]  Jesus Christ.
[00:15:21]  Well, I mean, I guess on the bright side, most of Europe is taken in the teeth, with the exception of Germany, because to be honest with you, Germany is the one buying up the European Union.
[00:15:34]  They're the one buying the Eurozone.
[00:15:36]  They're the ones bailing out these stupid socialist countries.
[00:15:39]  I mean, these people don't even understand.
[00:15:43]  These people don't even understand that they are systematically being taken over by Germany and France.
[00:15:49]  And I don't know if France and Germany are still going to be down with this Eurozone takeover, given the fact that you have France now electing a freaking socialist as their president.
[00:15:59]  And I wonder how that's going to happen with Merkel and what's this new frog's name?
[00:16:04]  Hollandy?
[00:16:06]  Hollandy, whatever the hell his name is.
[00:16:08]  Who cares?
[00:16:08]  He's a piece of crap socialist.
[00:16:10]  He's not even worth me acknowledging and remembering his freaking name.
[00:16:16]  Piece of trash.
[00:16:19]  Anyway, let's get to the European markets.
[00:16:21]  And I know that there's some peeps in the UK that are invested in the FTSE right now that are taking it in the teeth because of these idiots out here in the other parts of the Eurozone.
[00:16:31]  And let me tell you something, you investors out there in London, in the UK, you better start raising up out here and start realizing.
[00:16:38]  I know that y'all recently had some elections that basically was a referendum on Dave Cameron's austerity measures and his policies.
[00:16:47]  And of course, most of the UK wasn't really appreciative of what the hell has happened.
[00:16:52]  But hey, look at the British pound at this point in time and compare it to the Euro there, UKers.
[00:16:58]  All right.
[00:16:58]  Hey, Limes, put down the fish and chips and take a look at the British pound compared to the goddamn Euro from the European Union.
[00:17:07]  Why do you think the pound is gaining on the Euro?
[00:17:11]  Can you explain that to me?
[00:17:12]  Huh?
[00:17:13]  Because Dave Cameron and his fiscal policy, that's why.
[00:17:18]  And you ungrateful UK jerks can't even understand that.
[00:17:21]  I mean, with all due respect, I'm not speaking to the capitalists that are out there in the UK.
[00:17:26]  I'm speaking to the socialists that insist that, oh, you know what?
[00:17:30]  I expect my socialism.
[00:17:32]  That's all there is to it.
[00:17:33]  You know me?
[00:17:35]  I don't like that whore, Margaret Thatcher.
[00:17:38]  And we got a Margaret Thatcher right now in the UK called Dave Cameron.
[00:17:44]  Margaret Thatcher in drag is what he is.
[00:17:49]  I mean, you guys in the UK, please, I mean, especially you young people, I know that the young people out there in the UK are taking the teeth.
[00:17:57]  You need to be blaming the old people that implemented this socialist crap.

=== Germans Produce Shit (02:13) ===

[00:18:02]  All right?
[00:18:04]  I mean, they're the ones that instilled these deficits that make these austerity cuts necessary.
[00:18:14]  And because of these austerity measures, all right, because of these austerity measures, you got the British pound gaining on the Euro.
[00:18:22]  So, you know, come on, wake up, UKers, all right?
[00:18:25]  Put down the freaking, you know, fish and chips.
[00:18:28]  You know, stay out of the freaking English pubs for a minute and start realizing that, yeah, maybe that you're having a little bit of austerity measures going on, but the UK is still stronger and the currency is still better than the damn Euro because of your fiscal policies.
[00:18:46]  I'm just saying, I'm just trying to shoot some pearls here to my English brethren.
[00:18:51]  That's all I'm saying, all right?
[00:18:53]  That's all I'm saying.
[00:18:55]  I care about my UK capitalists out there.
[00:18:57]  We got a lot of them out there.
[00:18:58]  We got a lot of them.
[00:19:00]  Anyway, let's get to the FTSE 100.
[00:19:02]  It is down today, 24.50 points, a percentage decrease of 0.44%, closing out the FTSE at 5,530.05 points for the FTSE 100.
[00:19:15]  All right, now let's take a look at the DAX index.
[00:19:23]  And of course, I'm talking about the German DAX index.
[00:19:26]  It is up today.
[00:19:29]  Can you believe that?
[00:19:30]  It's up.
[00:19:31]  And why is it up?
[00:19:33]  Because who's going to take control of these countries when they can no longer pay back the bailouts?
[00:19:41]  Germany, idiots.
[00:19:43]  All right, FYI, just wanted you Europeans to know.
[00:19:48]  I mean, didn't y'all fight world wars over this?
[00:19:51]  Now they're doing it through subtlety and through finance, and you people are like, I don't care just as long as I continue to double my socialism.
[00:20:00]  I don't care if the Germans own my land.
[00:20:02]  I don't care.
[00:20:05]  And you can't blame the Germans, man.
[00:20:06]  They're just playing the economic game.
[00:20:08]  You know, the Germans at least still produce shit.
[00:20:11]  You know that?
[00:20:11]  I mean, excuse my French.
[00:20:13]  Don't mean to be cursing.
[00:20:14]  But you have to put this into perspective.

=== OPEC Oil Overproduction (05:42) ===

[00:20:16]  There's things that are out there that are countlessly made in Germany.
[00:20:20]  I mean, cars.
[00:20:22]  I mean, there are just countless products.
[00:20:23]  I mean, Germany has a very good work ethic, for Christ's sake.
[00:20:26]  All right?
[00:20:27]  And when you're producing something and you're exporting goods, you're actually bringing in economic productivity to your country.
[00:20:35]  All right?
[00:20:35]  And that's the difference.
[00:20:39]  Jesus Christ.
[00:20:40]  And look, I mean, we could get to commodities right now because that's what we're going to get to.
[00:20:43]  But, man, we didn't see much in the commodities markets, period.
[00:20:47]  I mean, this is a helper-skelter pussy-whipped investment community that has low volume and is completely reactionary to earnings, news, world events, anything of that nature.
[00:21:01]  So let's just get to the goddamn commodities.
[00:21:03]  I want to hurry up and get through this crap.
[00:21:05]  We're being Euro trashed.
[00:21:08]  Anyway, let's get to the energy commodities, all right?
[00:21:11]  Brent crude, it is up modestly today, five cents, a percentage increase of 0.04%, closing out Brent crude futures at $112.78 per barrel of Brent crude oil.
[00:21:26]  All right, and of course, for all you ass clowns that don't know what Brent crude is, it's the crude oil that's consumed by Europe and Asia.
[00:21:33]  Anyway, let's get to the gasoline futures because they did a pop today.
[00:21:37]  Even though we're seeing decreases in WTI sweet crude, gasoline futures all of a sudden took a 1.44% increase today.
[00:21:46]  All right, gasoline futures are up $1,350.
[00:21:48]  I mean, what?
[00:21:50]  Why?
[00:21:53]  Jesus Christ.
[00:21:54]  Anyway, we got heating oil up 39 cents, a percentage increase of 0.13% on the day.
[00:22:00]  And what did I say last week or two weeks ago about natural gas hitting the bottom?
[00:22:05]  Well, I said that about three weeks ago, actually.
[00:22:06]  Remember that?
[00:22:07]  Remember when I said that, hey, it seems that we can't get any lower at the natural gas futures.
[00:22:12]  I mean, it's just impossible.
[00:22:13]  And I was absolutely right.
[00:22:15]  We have been seeing nothing but green in the natural gas markets.
[00:22:19]  Another increase today, 5 cents.
[00:22:22]  All right, 5 cents increase in the natural gas futures.
[00:22:25]  A percentage increase of 2.34% on the day.
[00:22:30]  So I don't mean to be tooting my own horn here, but think bink.
[00:22:34]  Anyway, let's go ahead and continue.
[00:22:36]  We got WTI Sweet Crude.
[00:22:38]  And of course, for all you ass clowns that don't know what WTI Sweet Crude is, it's the crude oil that's consumed by North America, which dictates the price of not only how much you're going to pay at the gas pump, but how much you're going to pay for products at the supermarket And the shopping malls, because as I've stated over and over and over again, that those products have to get from point A to point B, and they utilize some mode of transportation to get those products from point A to point B.
[00:23:07]  And those modes of transportation utilize some form of petroleum.
[00:23:12]  So, this is why I always say that the WTI sweet crude price should concern everybody, even if you're not in the markets.
[00:23:20]  Anyway, it's down today, and of course, the reason that we've been seeing dramatic decreases in WTI sweet crude is because OPEC.
[00:23:28]  That's right, the oil-producing cartel countries decided that they are going to continue to extract oil out of the ground so that they can drop these WTI sweet crude and bread crude prices for some ungodly reason.
[00:23:43]  I mean, I never heard of OPEC being so hospitable.
[00:23:49]  I mean, typically, they like to, you know, whenever they make an announcement about the oil production, they usually talk about how they're cutting it.
[00:23:57]  And as a result, that's what causes the increase in the price of WTI and Brent crude.
[00:24:03]  But all of a sudden, you know, these oil-producing countries and OPEC, and if you don't know what OPEC is, Google it up right now.
[00:24:10]  You're on the goddamn internet.
[00:24:12]  You need to know what that freaking cartel is.
[00:24:15]  It is OPEC, OPEC.
[00:24:19]  They're the ones that dictate the price of gasoline and the price of crude oil on a global scale.
[00:24:27]  And typically, they're not very hospitable.
[00:24:29]  They don't really like to overproduce to bring down the cost to the prices that we're currently seeing.
[00:24:36]  And I have suggested, hmm, why is OPEC so goddamn hospitable to us?
[00:24:42]  Huh?
[00:24:42]  Maybe because it's a 2012 campaign.
[00:24:47]  I don't know.
[00:24:47]  Maybe Barack Obama struck a deal.
[00:24:50]  I have no idea.
[00:24:53]  But either way, I mean, we've heard it from the OPEC idiots.
[00:24:57]  We're going to continue the pumps until the price of the gasoline comes down because we want to see the market come down with the more pumps.
[00:25:06]  So this is why we've seen major retractions in WTI, man.
[00:25:10]  OPEC is overproducing.
[00:25:11]  They've committed to overproducing.
[00:25:13]  And as a result, because you have more abundance of WTI on a global scale, that's what's knocking off scarcity.
[00:25:20]  And scarcity is what drives prices up.
[00:25:23]  And we have a lack of scarcity.
[00:25:24]  That's what drives prices down.
[00:25:26]  And this is what happened right here in WTI Sweet Crude.
[00:25:30]  Right now it is down 54 cents, a percentage decrease of 0.56%, closing out WTI at $96.47 per barrel of WTI Sweet Crude.
[00:25:43]  I mean, we're well under $100, man.
[00:25:46]  I mean, last week we were hitting, we're not last week, what was it last week?
[00:25:50]  Maybe last, two Fridays ago, we were at about $105, $106.
[00:25:56]  Now we're at $96.

=== Coffee Addiction Costs (02:40) ===

[00:25:58]  Come on, man.
[00:26:00]  There's got to be something going on between the administration and OPEC, man.
[00:26:04]  OPEC is never this hospitable.
[00:26:08]  They're never this hospitable.
[00:26:09]  They're never like, we're going to continue the pumps so that we can bring down the price.
[00:26:17]  Shut up, all right?
[00:26:20]  Jesus Christ.
[00:26:21]  Let's get to the goddamn agriculture.
[00:26:22]  It's a bad day on the markets, man, because we're being Euro trashed.
[00:26:29]  Anyway, let's get to the freaking agriculture futures.
[00:26:32]  Canola is down two bucks today, a percentage decrease of 0.35%.
[00:26:37]  Cocoa is up very modestly today, $8, a percentage increase of 0.34%.
[00:26:43]  Coffee is only up 10 cents today, a percentage increase of 0.06%.
[00:26:50]  I wish it was up even more for Christ's sake because more people are spending money on coffee than they are on investing in their own cells for Christ's sake, man.
[00:26:59]  I mean, I just cannot for the life of me understand why people blow these fucking $10, excuse my French.
[00:27:06]  I'm cursing like a sailor because I'm pissed, all right?
[00:27:10]  But I can't believe that people are paying $10 a glass or a cup of coffee, $10 a cup of coffee out here at Starbucks and these, you know, vanity coffee houses for Christ's sake.
[00:27:23]  For what?
[00:27:27]  I mean, that's what I'm saying, man.
[00:27:28]  I just, I can't stand you coffee drinkers, you know, and people are going to sit over here and say, oh, you're an American, you jake.
[00:27:34]  You're an American.
[00:27:37]  Well, you know what?
[00:27:38]  In before un-American tweets at me, I don't give a crap, all right?
[00:27:43]  As I've stated, I think this is a conspiracy between, and it's not like a conspiracy that is known through like the cognitive mind.
[00:27:53]  I mean, it is a subliminal type of conspiracy in which the people that consume coffee, I mean, they're already hooked on it.
[00:28:00]  They're hooked on the caffeine.
[00:28:01]  They can't get enough of it for Christ's sake, right?
[00:28:04]  And, you know, because they can't get enough of it, these idiots, every time they wake up, every time they wake up, they make an excuse.
[00:28:17]  After they wake up...
[00:28:21]  Just don't talk to me.
[00:28:23]  Just don't talk to me unless I have my coffee.
[00:28:25]  And if you talk to them and you've got to interact with these people, these jerks end up being a bunch of assholes, man.
[00:28:33]  These jerks end up becoming a bunch of jerks.
[00:28:36]  And then, you know, after they have their coffee, that's when they give you the proverbial.

=== Lean Hog Futures Rise (04:00) ===

[00:28:39]  Hey, dude, I'm sorry I didn't mean to.
[00:28:41]  I just, you know, I didn't have my coffee.
[00:28:44]  Shut up.
[00:28:44]  All right.
[00:28:46]  Just shut up, all you coffee drinkers.
[00:28:49]  You're addicted.
[00:28:50]  All right?
[00:28:52]  You're addicted.
[00:28:53]  You might as well be doing a narcotic for Christ's sake, man.
[00:28:56]  People are addicted to this crap.
[00:29:01]  Jesus Christ, that's enough.
[00:29:03]  All right?
[00:29:05]  Stupid morons.
[00:29:06]  Anyway, coffee is up.
[00:29:07]  All right.
[00:29:08]  And screw you people on Twitter that are saying I'm un-American.
[00:29:13]  Anyway, we've got corn down today.
[00:29:15]  That's a good news.
[00:29:16]  Corn is down $15.75, a percentage decrease of 2.53% on the day.
[00:29:23]  It's good to see corn down, boy.
[00:29:25]  I like to see it.
[00:29:26]  Anyway, let's see.
[00:29:26]  Who else we got?
[00:29:27]  We got cotton futures also down today, 49 cents, a percentage decrease of 0.57%.
[00:29:34]  Doesn't mean that these assholes are going to stop wearing legging blue jeans and showing off their nips shirts and all this crap.
[00:29:44]  These males ain't going to stop dressing like it's underground San Francisco 1979 for Christ's sake.
[00:29:55]  I mean, even though the cotton is going down, damn it.
[00:30:03]  I mean, I'm sorry, man.
[00:30:05]  I'm sorry.
[00:30:06]  I live out here in Austin, Texas, man.
[00:30:08]  I see it every day of my life, man.
[00:30:10]  These idiots with these shirts that are eight times too small for themselves, showing off their nips like I care.
[00:30:17]  I mean, give me the mic.
[00:30:21]  I mean, not only do they have these freaking nip shirts, for Christ's sake, they've got these freaking legging jeans, man.
[00:30:28]  Since when did it be cool?
[00:30:29]  When did it become cool for assholes, I mean, males, to wear these tight-ass jeans where they're showing off anal camel toe for Christ's sake.
[00:30:53]  supposed to be okay with this?
[00:30:54]  We're supposed to just be like, oh, it's okay.
[00:30:57]  It's just a part of, you know, a social evolution.
[00:31:01]  Yang, yin, yang.
[00:31:05]  Good God.
[00:31:09]  Oh, my God.
[00:31:11]  Jesus.
[00:31:16]  I mean, it's frustrating, man.
[00:31:18]  I mean, every time I walk to the office, I've got to pass by a whole drove of these people.
[00:31:27]  Jesus Christ.
[00:31:28]  Give me the mic.
[00:31:29]  Give it a mic.
[00:31:32]  Got to see freaking anal camel toe out here in all this freaking blue jean leggings and tight shirt nips and all this crap.
[00:31:41]  I mean, I don't want to see this crap anymore.
[00:31:46]  Jesus Christ.
[00:31:47]  And you females, you know, you're the one to blame for this, all right?
[00:31:51]  You females are the ones that actually champion this type of freaking look for Christ's sake.
[00:31:56]  And then you bitch and moan about how there's no more real men in the world.
[00:31:59]  You want to know why there's no more real men in the world?
[00:32:01]  Because you're the only ones that are screwing these stupid fruit balls out here.
[00:32:05]  You're giving the skins to these assholes that look freaking more feminine than you do.
[00:32:15]  Jesus Christ.
[00:32:16]  I'm sorry.
[00:32:18]  Give me away.
[00:32:19]  I got a drink.
[00:32:19]  Give me my drink for Christ.
[00:32:20]  I need a drink.
[00:32:22]  Good God.
[00:32:25]  I'm sorry, man.
[00:32:26]  I just.
[00:32:28]  I'm sorry.
[00:32:29]  I just, I can't stand it, man.
[00:32:30]  I just.
[00:32:32]  I just can't stand it anymore.
[00:32:33]  Let me just move on for Christ.
[00:32:34]  Where the hell was I at, engineer?
[00:32:36]  Good day.

=== Live Cattle Market Update (05:32) ===

[00:32:40]  All right, wheat futures.
[00:32:41]  Wheat is down today, $17, a percentage decrease of 2.67% on the day.
[00:32:48]  Sugar is up one cent today, a percentage increase of 0.05% on the day.
[00:32:56]  Soybean futures are down $8.
[00:32:59]  Lumber is down 70 cents.
[00:33:01]  That's a percentage decrease of 0.25% for lumber.
[00:33:04]  Oat futures are down $1.75, a percentage decrease of 0.52%.
[00:33:10]  Looks like Quaker Oats, little Quaker, ain't too happy today.
[00:33:14]  We've got soybean oil futures down 45 cents.
[00:33:17]  And good God, the wool futures, I mean, I don't know what it is.
[00:33:21]  I don't know what it is with the bullnose bulldykes, but they're not coming out to check out the freshly cut pieces of wool because wool futures are unchanged today.
[00:33:32]  They are unchanged today.
[00:33:34]  No change in wool futures.
[00:33:37]  All right, who else we got?
[00:33:38]  Let's get to the metals, shall we?
[00:33:40]  The metals.
[00:33:41]  Let's get to the goddamn metals.
[00:33:44]  The metals were down too today.
[00:33:45]  Can you believe this crap?
[00:33:46]  I mean, traditionally, you would think that when you see a decrease in equities, that you would see an increase in these goddamn metals.
[00:33:54]  But no, did it happen?
[00:33:57]  Wrong.
[00:33:59]  It didn't happen.
[00:34:01]  We got a health or stealther investment community, for Christ's sake.
[00:34:04]  Now, look, copper, you would expect it to go down since you saw decreases in the equities.
[00:34:10]  And the reason that you see this is because, and the reason copper increases reflect increases in the equities is because copper is a major component in durable goods.
[00:34:20]  You understand?
[00:34:20]  That's a major component in durable goods.
[00:34:22]  So when you see increases in these sectors where they're either manufacturer of durable goods or retailers of durable goods, well, you're going to see an increase in copper.
[00:34:31]  And unfortunately, you didn't see an increase today.
[00:34:34]  Copper is down $1.75, a percentage decrease of 0.48% on the day for copper.
[00:34:40]  All right?
[00:34:41]  Precious metals, gold is down.
[00:34:44]  I mean, Jesus Christ, I mean, can we get some consistency here?
[00:34:50]  Gold is down $14.50, a percentage decrease of 0.90% on the day, closing out gold at $1,590 per troy ounce of gold.
[00:35:03]  Jesus Christ with these investors, man.
[00:35:06]  I mean, take your heads out of your ass.
[00:35:09]  Can we please take your heads out of your clogged up poopers?
[00:35:14]  Jesus Christ, these idiots don't know where to spend their, they don't know where to throw their capital for Christ's sake.
[00:35:19]  I'm still bullish on metals, man, regardless of what these stupid dumbass investors think.
[00:35:24]  I mean, what's going to happen when these currencies, because these governments continue to spend over and beyond their limit potentials, what's going to happen when the currencies are insolvent?
[00:35:38]  All right?
[00:35:39]  I mean, what's going to be the source of trade?
[00:35:42]  What's going to be the source of transaction?
[00:35:45]  It's going to be commodities, specifically precious metals, man.
[00:35:50]  Diamonds.
[00:35:52]  You know, I mean, seeds and shit like that.
[00:35:54]  I mean, excuse my French again.
[00:35:56]  I mean, but hey, I need to exemplify a freaking point because it seems like all the stuff that I'm telling you people is going into one ear and out the other.
[00:36:04]  So excuse me if I say a fucker of shit every now and then to exemplify a point.
[00:36:12]  Jesus Christ.
[00:36:15]  Anyway, we got silver also down today, 29, or excuse me, 22 cents.
[00:36:21]  Silver is down 22 cents, a percentage decrease of 0.78%, closing out silver at $29.23.
[00:36:29]  I mean, good God.
[00:36:33]  I mean, these investors, I'm telling you, they just don't know their asses from their goddamn elbows, man.
[00:36:39]  I just.
[00:36:41]  Oh, my God.
[00:36:42]  Anyway, let's get to that.
[00:36:44]  We're almost done.
[00:36:45]  Let's get to the livestock.
[00:36:46]  All right.
[00:36:48]  Once again, two weeks ago, we found a report out of California that one of these cows out in these pastures had mad cow disease.
[00:36:56]  And that first week, we saw some retractions.
[00:36:59]  All right, we saw some damn retractions in these live cattle futures, but it seems like all that has faded away.
[00:37:06]  Oh, man, nobody, mad cow, what?
[00:37:09]  I mean, that's what the futures are saying.
[00:37:11]  Anyway, live cattle is up once again today, 75 cents, a percentage increase of 0.65% for live cattle.
[00:37:19]  Cattle feeder futures are also up 35 cents, a percentage increase of 0.22% for live cattle, or excuse me, for cattle feeder.
[00:37:27]  Excuse me, Jesus Christ.
[00:37:30]  And of course, last but not least, for all you fat jelly ass hemboons that like to shove a couple of hemboons down your goddamn gullet, well, you're going to have to pay a little more because lean hog futures are up 42 cents, a percentage increase of 0.50%, and that, my friends, is the markets for your ass.
[00:38:01]  Oh, man, I'm feeling good, baby.
[00:38:03]  I'm feeling real good for Christ's sake.
[00:38:05]  Even though we're seeing a bad case of Euro trash in the markets, I'm still feeling good for Christ's sake.

=== Ass Karraskin Segment (07:45) ===

[00:38:12]  You know what I mean?
[00:38:13]  Because all the money that I've made during these bull markets, this is why you need to make the money so you can be able to, you know, survive these potential retractions out here and invest in other investments so you can mature your money, baby.
[00:38:28]  You understand?
[00:38:29]  That's the way it is.
[00:38:31]  That's just the way it is.
[00:38:34]  Jesus Christ.
[00:38:35]  Where's my trick?
[00:38:36]  Get in my trick.
[00:38:43]  We're pretty good.
[00:38:44]  We did pretty good today, man.
[00:38:45]  It's 38 after the hour right now, and I hate to even look at the engineer and ask him.
[00:38:52]  Jesus Christ.
[00:38:53]  Hey, engineer!
[00:38:54]  Hey!
[00:38:55]  Hey!
[00:38:56]  Are there any Twitter shout-outs to be had out here?
[00:38:58]  Engineer, according to Engineer, we...
[00:39:07]  We do have some Twitter shout-outs to be had out here.
[00:39:11]  And of course, if you want a Twitter shout-out right here, right now, live on the True Capitalist Radio broadcast, all you've got to do is tweet at me right now.
[00:39:23]  Tweet at me, Ghost Politics, with the hashtag Capitalist Army.
[00:39:28]  You must have the hashtag Capitalist Army, baby.
[00:39:32]  All right?
[00:39:32]  You've got to tweet at me.
[00:39:33]  Ghost Politics is the Twitter name.
[00:39:36]  And if you're not following me on Twitter, I don't know what the hell you're doing.
[00:39:39]  All right?
[00:39:40]  Ghost Politics.
[00:39:41]  All one word.
[00:39:42]  No underscores, baby.
[00:39:44]  All right, let's go ahead and let's see who's tweeting at any Twitter shout-outs in there, engineer?
[00:39:53]  All right, who do we got here?
[00:39:54]  All right, we got MLP all the way.
[00:39:57]  Ah, you son of a bitch, you damn bronies.
[00:40:01]  We've got Ivana Sak Yoda.
[00:40:04]  Jesus Christ.
[00:40:08]  We've got Capitalist Shark.
[00:40:10]  There he goes.
[00:40:11]  Let's get some capitalists going on.
[00:40:13]  How about we get some capitalist shout-outs for Christ's sake instead of all these goddamn bronies and these fruit bowls?
[00:40:20]  Jesus Christ.
[00:40:21]  Who else do we got?
[00:40:22]  Hey, engineer, we got any more?
[00:40:27]  All right, who we got here?
[00:40:28]  We got Sidney Marie 16.
[00:40:31]  We've got Axeman3315.
[00:40:34]  We've got Fluttershy.
[00:40:36]  What's going on?
[00:40:37]  We got Tornadoes for Japan.
[00:40:39]  Here we go with these sick-ass names.
[00:40:42]  I mean, honestly, Tornadoes for Japan, you assholes.
[00:40:46]  Give me a freaking break.
[00:40:48]  Who else do we got?
[00:40:49]  We got MSNBC for Ghost.
[00:40:51]  Yeah, hey, hey, MSNBC for Ghost.
[00:40:53]  Why don't you give Rachel Maddow a good smack for me, for Christ's sake?
[00:40:58]  Give me a break.
[00:40:59]  Somebody named Troll Terrorist.
[00:41:02]  We've got, I'm not going to say that name for Christ's sake.
[00:41:06]  Floods for Texas.
[00:41:08]  Yeah, real funny asshole, alright?
[00:41:09]  It's not funny.
[00:41:10]  All right, we're actually having some flooding situation, tornadic activity, lots of rain.
[00:41:15]  There's rain that's going to continue to come into Texas.
[00:41:17]  So, you look, there may be some floods out here, you dicks.
[00:41:20]  Don't be sitting over there making goddamn Twitter names about it there, you fruit bowl.
[00:41:25]  Who else do we got?
[00:41:26]  Dark Razors in the place.
[00:41:28]  We got ex-Hardy Brother in the house.
[00:41:30]  British Brony in the place.
[00:41:33]  All right.
[00:41:34]  We've got Ties for Ghost in the house.
[00:41:37]  Who else do we got here?
[00:41:39]  I'm not saying that, you sick, twisted idiot.
[00:41:42]  Anyway, we got Panda Man.
[00:41:46]  We've got Epic China.
[00:41:47]  Shut up, you stupid idiot.
[00:41:50]  Whoever made that name is a jerk.
[00:41:54]  We got somebody named Fart Fetish Frank.
[00:41:57]  Fart Freddish Frank, okay?
[00:41:59]  We got Vet Forum Wars in the place.
[00:42:01]  What's going on?
[00:42:03]  All right, we're starting to die down with some of these Twitter shout-outs, so it's good.
[00:42:07]  It's good that there's not that many people tweeting at me, for Christ's sake.
[00:42:11]  That's good.
[00:42:11]  I like it.
[00:42:12]  I like it.
[00:42:14]  Anyway, let me get the last ones here.
[00:42:16]  We got Loller Guy.
[00:42:17]  We've got California Brony.
[00:42:22]  California Brony, for Christ's sake.
[00:42:25]  We got Cooper 1997, Jonesy GT in the place.
[00:42:31]  Tankies for Ghost.
[00:42:32]  Jesus Christ.
[00:42:35]  We've got.
[00:42:36]  I'm not saying it, you idiots.
[00:42:37]  All right.
[00:42:39]  I'm not saying that crap.
[00:42:41]  I know you're trying to get me to say crap so you idiots can splice my voice and make me sound like a jerkbick and I don't appreciate it.
[00:42:48]  What's going on to Matino 199?
[00:42:51]  And since there's not too many people tweeting at me, let's just go ahead and give a shout out to the Capitalist Army, baby.
[00:42:58]  To all the Capitalist Army.
[00:43:01]  All right?
[00:43:02]  I mean, we're worldwide, baby.
[00:43:04]  We got capitalist army members throughout the world.
[00:43:10]  And that's the way it is.
[00:43:12]  Oh, now we're starting to get a flood into tweets.
[00:43:14]  Now we're starting to do it.
[00:43:16]  Anyway, what's up, Happy Radio 3000?
[00:43:19]  Death to Entitlements.
[00:43:20]  What's going on to you, man?
[00:43:23]  We've got O Jub Jub Joe in the house.
[00:43:25]  Oh, Jub Jub.
[00:43:27]  What's going on, Yo Jub Jub Joe?
[00:43:29]  Oh, yes.
[00:43:31]  Who else do we got going on over here?
[00:43:33]  Sergeant Yoda in the place?
[00:43:35]  Ward 24 in the house?
[00:43:38]  We got Lost Salvation in the place.
[00:43:41]  Who else do we got?
[00:43:43]  Keep them coming, man.
[00:43:44]  Keep all them Twitter shout-outs coming.
[00:43:46]  All right?
[00:43:48]  We got, I'm not going to say that sick name, for Christ's sake.
[00:43:51]  Save our beer cans.
[00:43:53]  Yeah, real funny, you asshole.
[00:43:54]  All right?
[00:43:55]  I mean, why do you people think that this is beer cans all over the place for Christ's sake?
[00:43:59]  All right, it's just a bunch of crap on my desk.
[00:44:01]  I mean, look at this.
[00:44:02]  Look at this crap.
[00:44:03]  Look at this.
[00:44:04]  Look at this crap.
[00:44:05]  Look at this crap.
[00:44:07]  Just a bunch of crap.
[00:44:10]  I got to get this freaking cleaning lady, this office cleaning lady that I got consuela to come in here and fix all the crap.
[00:44:16]  Clean it.
[00:44:17]  Clean this crap.
[00:44:23]  Anyway, where the hell am I at, man?
[00:44:26]  Where the hell am I at?
[00:44:27]  Hey, Karaskin in the house.
[00:44:29]  What's going on to Karaskin?
[00:44:30]  Maybe we'll have a little bit of an ass-Karraskin little segment going on.
[00:44:37]  I'm sure every, I mean, you don't understand.
[00:44:39]  The ass-Karraskin segment is through the roof.
[00:44:41]  You don't even understand.
[00:44:43]  Everybody is just, you know, you ghost who whenever Karaskin's on.
[00:44:48]  I mean, I'm telling you, these people love this guy.
[00:44:51]  I don't know what it is.
[00:44:52]  He's the next big thing, Karaskin.
[00:44:56]  Anyway, that's about it.
[00:44:59]  No more Twitter shout-outs.
[00:45:00]  I mean, look at this.
[00:45:01]  We got stupid, dumbass Twitter names out.
[00:45:03]  We got Tiny Bladder.
[00:45:05]  Are you kidding me?
[00:45:06]  Tiny Bladder, my little rebirth, for Christ's sake.
[00:45:10]  You know, Karasburger.
[00:45:11]  Karasburgers?
[00:45:12]  God damn it.
[00:45:19]  you idiots, man!
[00:45:22]  Leave Carrasquine alone!
[00:45:29]  You people are blatantly hated, man.
[00:45:33]  This is what's wrong with this country.
[00:45:36]  This is what's wrong with America, for Christ's sake.
[00:45:39]  You know, you people are envious.
[00:45:41]  You're haters.
[00:45:42]  Man, I can't believe that you people could sit here and make that kind of freaking joke for Christ's sake, you sick sons of bitches.
[00:45:48]  I'm not here to get it.
[00:45:49]  I'm not.
[00:45:49]  I'm going to.
[00:45:50]  Screw Twitter shout-outs.
[00:45:53]  Screw Twitter shout-outs.
[00:45:56]  Jesus Christ.
[00:45:57]  Give me the mic.

=== Gay Marriage Propaganda (14:31) ===

[00:45:58]  Give me that.
[00:46:01]  Freaking Mike.
[00:46:04]  I mean, do you people have a soul for Christ's sake?
[00:46:10]  Jesus Christ.
[00:46:11]  No, I'm not.
[00:46:12]  That's it.
[00:46:12]  All you people that are tweeting at me, no more shout-outs.
[00:46:16]  No more shout-outs.
[00:46:20]  You people are sick.
[00:46:21]  You're evil.
[00:46:22]  You have no freaking soul.
[00:46:24]  You're cyber vermin.
[00:46:29]  You're cyber vermin, goddammit.
[00:46:32]  Leave Karaskin alone.
[00:46:34]  Leave Karaskin alone.
[00:46:39]  Damn it.
[00:46:44]  Anyway, that's it.
[00:46:46]  No more Twitter shoutouts.
[00:46:47]  Let's go ahead and get to the first part of the freaking broadcast.
[00:46:51]  All right?
[00:46:52]  That's what we'll do.
[00:46:53]  We're going to get to the first part of the freaking broadcast, and we're going to get to it right now.
[00:46:59]  Now, of course, every time we do the markets here in 2012, we're going to lead in right into, of course, Mitt Romney versus Barack Obama, magic underpants versus long-legged MacDaddy.
[00:47:12]  It's a 2012 campaign, folks, and it's getting downright dirty.
[00:47:18]  All right, not that Obama hasn't utilized enough dirty tactics in an attempt to try to manipulate the simpletons to re-elect him for a second term.
[00:47:30]  But, man, I mean, has anybody seen what Barack Obama's tried to do with this gay marriage issue?
[00:47:37]  Has anybody tried to see this?
[00:47:38]  I mean, isn't this what George W. Bush did?
[00:47:41]  But, you know, on the other side of the political debate of this issue?
[00:47:46]  And was it, I don't know, wasn't it Obama stating that no more divisive politics?
[00:47:54]  You know, we're going to talk about the issues.
[00:47:56]  Talk about the issues for Christ's sake.
[00:47:59]  I mean, I find it funny that he's sitting over here agitating the gay marriage issue when he's been in power for four years.
[00:48:08]  And two of those years, the Democrats controlled the Senate and the House.
[00:48:14]  So if gay marriage was such an important part of their agenda, they would have initiated that the first two years that the Democrats controlled the whole government and passed the gay marriage into federal law.
[00:48:29]  But they didn't do that.
[00:48:31]  No, you know what the Obama administration did?
[00:48:33]  You know what the first bill that they passed for Christ's sake?
[00:48:37]  Stimulus Package 2.
[00:48:40]  Oh, y'all remember that crap, man?
[00:48:42]  I was on the air telling people that you should not be championing this idea of stimulus package two.
[00:48:51]  It was an open raid on the American tax system.
[00:48:54]  An open raid on the American tax system by everyone who donated to the campaign contribution accounts to the liberal regime at that particular time.
[00:49:04]  That was the first thing they passed.
[00:49:08]  All right?
[00:49:10]  I mean, all the DREAM Act, passing gay marriage, I mean, all these social issues that Barack Obama campaigned on, he did nothing.
[00:49:20]  He did absolutely nothing.
[00:49:22]  And now that he's going to get re-elected, all of a sudden he's agitating these issues in an attempt to rabble-rouse what, the base?
[00:49:30]  And you want to know why he's doing this?
[00:49:32]  Have you seen him on the campaign trail?
[00:49:34]  There's not that many people coming out to see the old yes we can speeches anymore.
[00:49:39]  Not too many people crying at a reading of a Barack Obama teleprompter.
[00:49:45]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:49:47]  Oh, man.
[00:49:49]  Go check out.
[00:49:50]  Do some YouTube searches about Barack Obama, man.
[00:49:53]  They're tired of it.
[00:49:54]  He had four years to do some change, and all he did was merge private enterprise with the government.
[00:50:00]  He bailed out Wall Street.
[00:50:02]  He bailed out GE, GM.
[00:50:04]  He recapitalized bad investments with our taxpaying dollar, for Christ's sake.
[00:50:11]  So that's why I'm saying I cannot believe that the president is agitating this gay marriage issue when he could have passed gay marriage the first two years he was in office.
[00:50:21]  They could have landslided this.
[00:50:24]  They could have landslided this.
[00:50:25]  They controlled the House and the Senate.
[00:50:27]  In 2008, 2009, the Democrats, the liberals, controlled the entire government.
[00:50:35]  And now they're throwing the gay marriage issue as if it's something credible, as if it's some kind of plan for the administration.
[00:50:43]  If it was that important of an issue, don't you think that the liberals would have passed it?
[00:50:49]  I mean, the first two years?
[00:50:53]  I mean, this is why I always say to the homosexuals that are listening in, it's about time for you all to wake up out of this political propagandized spell.
[00:51:04]  All right?
[00:51:05]  I mean, let's be honest.
[00:51:06]  I live out here in Austin, Texas.
[00:51:08]  Homosexuals are free to walk around holding hands.
[00:51:13]  I mean, hell, we have a freaking Foo Manchu sporting tranny out here in Austin, Texas that attempted to run for mayor out here.
[00:51:22]  I wouldn't call him a tranny.
[00:51:24]  I guess, you know, a cross-dresser, I guess.
[00:51:27]  He's sporting a Foo Man Chu.
[00:51:30]  He walks out in Austin, 6th Street, for Christ's sake, with a freaking G-string, for Christ's sake.
[00:51:35]  The guy's about 45 years old.
[00:51:37]  They call him Ginger.
[00:51:38]  This guy actually ran for mayor of Austin, Texas.
[00:51:41]  So the point I'm trying to make is that it's acceptable now.
[00:51:46]  I mean, there is no more strife with the homosexual question.
[00:51:51]  Homosexual, lesbian, transgender.
[00:51:54]  There is no more, how can they put it, bias.
[00:51:58]  And the places that there still are bias as it relates to the sexual orientation are in places you don't even want to be in to begin with, like Missouri and Alabama, you know, Georgia and these types of places.
[00:52:10]  No offense to my fans in those particular states, but I mean, you know, hey, I read the entitlement report.
[00:52:17]  All right, these states are the highest entitlement-ridden crap holes.
[00:52:22]  All right?
[00:52:25]  So that's all I'm saying, man.
[00:52:26]  I mean, homosexuals, transsexuals, lesbians, they need to start voting for their own financial interests and not be swooned by these goddamn liberals agitating the gay marriage issue.
[00:52:39]  Because if it was that important, they would have passed it the first two years that they were in power.
[00:52:44]  And they didn't.
[00:52:45]  And you want to know why they didn't?
[00:52:47]  Because even the liberals know that we no longer have a gay or lesbian, transsexual discrimination issue in this country.
[00:52:56]  It's pretty much well accepted in most metropolises in this country.
[00:53:01]  All right?
[00:53:02]  Now, what I'm talking about as it pertains to the homosexuals, all right?
[00:53:08]  You need to start voting for your capitalist interest.
[00:53:12]  Because you, especially the demographic of the homosexual, transsexual, and lesbian demographic, you are the people that are the most taxed besides single heterosexual men and women with no kids.
[00:53:27]  Your demographic is the most taxed.
[00:53:30]  And guess who calls for those taxes?
[00:53:32]  The liberals!
[00:53:33]  The Democrats!
[00:53:35]  The same people that try to win your vote with these scholastic, ridiculous attempts at trying to propagandize you and anesthetize you into believing that the Democrats actually care about your cause.
[00:53:51]  I mean, it's too late for that at this point in time.
[00:53:53]  I think that the homosexuals and the lesbians and the transsexuals need to start voting for their own interest.
[00:53:58]  And I'm talking about their economic interest.
[00:54:01]  I mean, think about it.
[00:54:02]  A homosexual right now or lesbian or a transsexual with no children is getting taxed 40% across the board.
[00:54:09]  40%.
[00:54:11]  And where does the homosexual, lesbian, and transsexual benefit from this?
[00:54:16]  They don't.
[00:54:18]  They're going out and supporting breeders.
[00:54:21]  And let me tell you, you know, there's a lot of homosexuals and gays and transsexuals and lesbians in Austin, Texas.
[00:54:28]  They don't like breeders.
[00:54:30]  They don't like the fact that you've got heterosexual people shitting out children, you know, just to have as some sort of a purse, you know, some sort of a some sort of a addition of a tire of some sort.
[00:54:44]  I mean, they don't appreciate that shit.
[00:54:46]  They don't appreciate it, and rightfully so.
[00:54:49]  I mean, why should homosexuals go out and pay 40% to kids that they'll never have?
[00:54:56]  I mean, this is what I'm saying.
[00:54:57]  You know, homosexuals in America need to realize that they need to stop being swooned by propaganda, and they need to realize that they need to vote for their own financial interests.
[00:55:07]  I mean, instead of worrying about gay marriage, maybe they need to worry about a gay tax write-off.
[00:55:13]  How about that?
[00:55:14]  Or how about a gay insurance policy?
[00:55:17]  I mean, why don't you start thinking financially about this homosexual community?
[00:55:21]  I mean, it's already well accepted.
[00:55:25]  Your social and sexual orientation is already accepted in metropolises in America.
[00:55:31]  I mean, this whole gay marriage issue is nothing more than the same way, the same way that Bush tried to play the gay marriage issue in the early 2000s when he tried to pass that amendment in 2004.
[00:55:44]  Remember that?
[00:55:45]  Remember when George W. Bush tried to pass this anti-gay marriage amendment, and he knew it wasn't going to win.
[00:55:51]  He knew that it wasn't going to pass, but the only reason he did it was to agitate the anti-gay contingent, which was George W. Bush's base, the evangelical base.
[00:56:04]  This is the same tactic used by George W. Bush.
[00:56:10]  So what I'm saying is, homosexuals that are going to be swooned by Barack Obama saying, yeah, I am for gay marriage, stop being bamboozled, all right?
[00:56:23]  Stop being goofed.
[00:56:25]  All right.
[00:56:26]  Stop being manipulated by somebody who's paying you nothing but lip service and not the type of lip service that you appreciate.
[00:56:34]  All right?
[00:56:36]  And not the type of lip service that's going to get you an orgasm.
[00:56:41]  So that's why I'm saying, you know, I'm calling out the gays, the lesbians, the transsexuals.
[00:56:48]  I mean, enough with this, you know, being bamboozled by rhetoric from the left.
[00:56:54]  It's time for you to, you know, step up and start voting your financial interest and forcing this government to respect you by not taxing you to support a bunch of breeders and to support a bunch of idiots on a welfare state.
[00:57:10]  That's what the homosexuals, the gays, and the transsexuals should be concerned with.
[00:57:18]  So anyway, once again, Barack Obama, you know, playing these, you know, divisive tactics, the same divisive tactics that George W. Bush used in 2004.
[00:57:30]  I mean, come on, man.
[00:57:35]  And, you know, the intellectuals and, you know, the smart homosexuals, lesbians, and transsexuals, you know, the reason that they listen to this broadcast, even though I say, you know, tongue-in-cheek type, well, you know, that's not a very appropriate thing to say, but, you know, jokingly type of borderline offensive jokes relating to homosexuals, relating to certain races,
[00:58:04]  or not all races, because I'm not down with cracker ass crackers either.
[00:58:08]  I think they're stupid and ignorant, and I'm not down with this hick hillbilly shit.
[00:58:12]  I'm not down with that shit either.
[00:58:13]  But I'm just saying the reason I do that is to hope to inspire some sort of synapses in those brains of yours, because I know that people respond to comedic comedy and comedic expression and linguistics.
[00:58:29]  So the homosexuals and lesbians and transsexuals that listen to my broadcast know that I'm not necessarily, you know, saying what I'm saying just because I'm trying to be hateful.
[00:58:40]  I'm saying what I'm saying because I'm trying to get a fucking point across.
[00:58:43]  Excuse my French.
[00:58:47]  So once again, days, lesbians, transsexuals, don't be swooned by Barack Obama all of a sudden miraculously coming out saying, I am for gay marriage.
[00:59:00]  So what?
[00:59:02]  So what?
[00:59:06]  Jesus Christ.
[00:59:10]  Anyway, I mean, I'm just saying, man, I mean, you know, start voting for your damn financial interests.
[00:59:17]  I mean, ask yourself this, homosexuals, lesbians, and transsexuals.
[00:59:21]  I mean, how do you feel knowing that there are breeders, useless human beings that do nothing but turn perfectly good food into shit that are utilizing your tax dollars to shit out five or six different children from five or six different fathers for Christ's sake?
[00:59:41]  Huh?
[00:59:42]  And you've got to sit here and pay for that?
[00:59:44]  You've got to sit here and pay for a social security that you're never going to see.
[00:59:49]  I mean, you've got to pay all these taxes for what?
[00:59:53]  I mean, think about it, homosexuals, lesbians, and transsexuals.
[00:59:57]  I mean, become capitalists.
[00:59:59]  Capitalists is an economic idea.
[01:00:02]  It's not a political philosophy.
[01:00:05]  It's not a social philosophy.
[01:00:07]  It's an economic idea.
[01:00:09]  It's economic freedom.
[01:00:11]  That's the basis of capitalism is economic freedom.
[01:00:14]  And when you implement economic freedom in civilization, civilization by default will demand political and social freedom.
[01:00:23]  Once people start making money, once people start becoming prosperous, they want to demand social and political freedom.

=== Capitalist Army Tweet (03:58) ===

[01:00:30]  And that's just the way it is.
[01:00:33]  That's just the way it is.
[01:00:36]  Anyway, we are now into the second hour of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
[01:00:41]  And of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
[01:00:46]  And once again, folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
[01:00:51]  Once again, before we get on to anything else, I'd like for everybody to please retweet the broadcast.
[01:00:57]  All right, go to the social networks, go to the forums, go to the blogs, and spread it around like wildfire and let everybody know that True Capitalist Radio is in effect and in the house.
[01:01:10]  And of course, for all you fat, jelly ass MOOs that are too lazy to open up another freaking window in your damn browser, we got all kinds of buttons underneath the player right in front of your fat, filthy face right there.
[01:01:25]  All right, we got Google Plus buttons, Facebook like buttons, retweet this button, share this buttons.
[01:01:31]  Use and abuse those freaking buttons, baby, all right?
[01:01:36]  It's just a freaking click for Christ's sake.
[01:01:40]  Jesus Christ.
[01:01:43]  And you know, I know we had some Twitter shout-outs earlier, you know, so I'm only going to take a couple more Twitter shout-outs, and then we're going to continue on with the Romney versus Barack Obama debate.
[01:01:55]  Magic underpants versus long-legged MacDaddy.
[01:01:59]  Now, all you've got to do to get a Twitter shout-out right here, right now, live, is to retweet.
[01:02:06]  Retweet the first tweet on the Twitter account, all right?
[01:02:09]  And the Twitter account is Ghost Politics.
[01:02:12]  All one word, no underscores.
[01:02:14]  Retweet the first tweet on that Twitter account.
[01:02:18]  All right, let's go ahead and let's take some calls or take some calls.
[01:02:21]  Let's take some Twitter shout-outs here.
[01:02:23]  Ghosties girls, what's going on to ghosties girls in the house?
[01:02:27]  There's freaking could do.
[01:02:29]  Yeah, real funny could do.
[01:02:30]  Yeah, yeah.
[01:02:32]  Okay, great.
[01:02:33]  Who else do we got?
[01:02:34]  We got Wonder Brony.
[01:02:36]  Jesus Christ, Wonder Brony?
[01:02:39]  I'm telling you, these bronies are getting, you know, they're getting out there with some of these names, for Christ's sake, these freaking bronies.
[01:02:46]  Anyway, what's up?
[01:02:47]  We got Cosmo CB in the house.
[01:02:51]  Who else do we got?
[01:02:52]  We got Texas Overflow.
[01:02:54]  Shot it up here.
[01:02:55]  Shove it up, your ass.
[01:02:57]  We got Giggle the Ghostie.
[01:03:01]  We got Jub Jub trash.
[01:03:03]  Oh, man.
[01:03:04]  Oh, come on.
[01:03:05]  Why are y'all throwing my old friend Jubjub?
[01:03:07]  I was asked from across the pond, yes.
[01:03:10]  Why didn't you do that?
[01:03:13]  Anyway, we got John the Sponge in the house.
[01:03:16]  We've got somebody named Fuck Off Jubjub.
[01:03:20]  I mean, hey, man, why are y'all hating on Jub Jub all of a sudden?
[01:03:25]  Why all of a sudden you people are hating on Jubjub?
[01:03:30]  Jesus Christ.
[01:03:31]  What's going on to Smojin?
[01:03:32]  What's going on, man?
[01:03:33]  Member of the capitalist army right there.
[01:03:36]  We've got the Obama clan, really?
[01:03:39]  The Obama clan.
[01:03:41]  Really?
[01:03:43]  Jesus Christ.
[01:03:45]  Who else do we got?
[01:03:46]  We got Freeze Org in the house.
[01:03:49]  We've got, who is this?
[01:03:51]  Pack Wolf.
[01:03:54]  We've got.
[01:03:55]  I'm not going to say that.
[01:03:56]  You stupid, disgusting.
[01:03:58]  You people are sick, man.
[01:04:00]  Anal tenderizer.
[01:04:02]  You people are sick.
[01:04:05]  Jesus Christ.
[01:04:06]  Who else do we got?
[01:04:07]  We got African Brony.
[01:04:09]  We got Jimmy Kudos in the place.
[01:04:13]  We've got Simply Axe in the house.
[01:04:16]  Who else do we got here?
[01:04:17]  We've got Dynamite Brony, for Christ's sake.
[01:04:20]  Dynamite Brony.
[01:04:22]  Kidding me?
[01:04:24]  We've got.
[01:04:26]  Jesus, look at this crap.
[01:04:27]  You idiots.

=== Romney Speech Analysis (03:04) ===

[01:04:28]  I'm not saying anymore.
[01:04:29]  You people are sick.
[01:04:31]  You people are sick.
[01:04:32]  I mean, you know, Karassburgers.
[01:04:35]  You know, this is sick crap, man.
[01:04:36]  That's enough.
[01:04:37]  Enough.
[01:04:37]  Enough of the Twitter shout-outs.
[01:04:39]  Let's get back to the broadcast.
[01:04:42]  You ungrateful pricks.
[01:04:44]  You know, once again, we had a talk about how Barack Obama is agitating the gay marriage issue.
[01:04:50]  But not only is he agitating that, he's also agitating the big brother government cradle-to-the-grave type of entitlement system.
[01:05:01]  I mean, have you all heard about this Julia situation?
[01:05:05]  Huh?
[01:05:07]  This fictitious cartoon that shows that, oh, if you elect Barack Obama, cradle-to-the-grave entitlements and the government will help you.
[01:05:19]  The government will give you everything.
[01:05:22]  A Cadillac in every driveway, a chicken in every pot, free housing, free health care, free childcare, free everything.
[01:05:31]  Well, anyway, Mitt Romney, Magic Underpants himself, came out today and actually had a decent speech.
[01:05:38]  You know what I mean?
[01:05:39]  A decent speech.
[01:05:40]  Now, I'm going to go ahead and air this speech, but I want to reiterate that I am not a Romney fan.
[01:05:47]  But since we have the two candidates, Romney and Obama, I mean, it's time to stop the madness, man.
[01:05:54]  You know what I'm saying?
[01:05:56]  It's time to stop the socialist madness.
[01:05:59]  And, I mean, we got to do something about this.
[01:06:02]  I'm not joking.
[01:06:02]  I mean, we need capitalism once again.
[01:06:05]  We need capitalism once again.
[01:06:08]  Implemented on America.
[01:06:12]  Anyway, I want to let everybody hear this speech that Romney gave today that was rather pleasant.
[01:06:19]  Once again, I am not a supporter of Romney, but this is what the Romney campaign needs to do if they expect to win 2012.
[01:06:26]  Did they expect to beat the Romney or excuse me, did they expect to beat the goddamn Obama billion-dollar campaign machine?
[01:06:36]  This is what they need to do, for Christ's sake.
[01:06:40]  You got that queued up?
[01:06:47]  Now listen to this, all right?
[01:06:50]  Listen to this.
[01:06:51]  You can tell that Romney has taken more of a capitalist approach.
[01:06:54]  Let me tell you something.
[01:06:55]  Capitalism is reviving in America.
[01:06:57]  Capitalist fervor is taking foot in this country.
[01:07:03]  Go ahead and play that Romney speech.
[01:07:05]  And as you hear this, remember, remember, this is the direction that Romney needs to take if we're going to get a whole new presidency and a whole new perspective on this country.
[01:07:16]  And we're going to bring capitalism, or at least elements of capitalism, back to this country.
[01:07:20]  Go ahead, play that speech there.
[01:07:24]  More good jobs leave America.
[01:07:26]  There won't be enough good jobs in America to succeed in this great country.
[01:07:31]  This we know in our hearts.

=== Wrong Economic Choices (04:24) ===

[01:07:33]  The lessons of the last four years teach us a great deal about the next four years.
[01:07:39]  If we continue in the same direction with the same president, we must not.
[01:07:44]  It's time to bring America back.
[01:07:57]  Now, the president's plea that we simply ignore the last four years is actually his latest effort to escape responsibility for the failures of the last four years.
[01:08:08]  His earlier attempt, as you recall, was to try and blame others.
[01:08:12]  His predecessor, Congress, the 1%, oil companies, ATMs, the tsunami.
[01:08:21]  But the failures were not caused by others.
[01:08:26]  They were caused by wrong choices, the president's wrong choices.
[01:08:31]  President Obama chose to apply liberal ideas of the past to a 21st century America.
[01:08:38]  Liberal policies didn't work back then.
[01:08:41]  They haven't worked during these last four years.
[01:08:44]  And they will not work in the future.
[01:08:47]  New Democrats had abandoned those policies, but President Obama resurrected them with the predictable results.
[01:08:55]  President Clinton, remember, he said the era of big government was over.
[01:08:59]  President Obama brought it back with a vengeance.
[01:09:02]  Government at all levels now consumes about 38% of the economy.
[01:09:07]  And if Obamacare is installed, that'll rise to about half of the economy.
[01:09:13]  President Clinton made efforts to reform welfare as we know it.
[01:09:17]  But President Obama is trying to tirelessly expand the welfare state with more promises and more programs, more benefits, more spending.
[01:09:27]  Old school liberals saw a problem and thought a government-run program was the answer.
[01:09:32]  Obamacare is the fulfillment of their dreams.
[01:09:36]  Federal bureaucrats will tell all Americans what they have and their health have to have in their health insurance policies, and an unelected board will tell seniors what treatments Medicare is going to cover.
[01:09:48]  Liberalism once taught that unions would ensure lasting prosperity for workers.
[01:09:53]  Instead, they too often contributed to disappearing companies and disappearing industries and disappearing jobs.
[01:10:00]  But like many politicians of the past, the President takes his marching orders from union bosses and rails against the right to work states and fights to win union elections by eliminating the right to vote by secret ballot and even denies an American company the right to build a factory in the American state of its choice.
[01:10:18]  The liberals of the past raised taxes, often with very little thought to how they'd hurt small business and the economy.
[01:10:27]  Just like them, President Obama proposes to raise the tax on small business.
[01:10:32]  He wants to increase the marginal tax rate that the most successful small businesses pay from 35% to 40%.
[01:10:40]  It's a throwback to the discredited policies of the past, and it'll kill jobs.
[01:10:47]  Old-skilled liberals envision government guiding and providing every need of every citizen.
[01:10:53]  Government would be at the center, the most important player in our lives.
[01:10:57]  Have you seen, by the way, the president's vision of the future?
[01:11:01]  To help us see it, his campaign has even created a little fictional character.
[01:11:06]  It's on the website, living an imaginary life filled with happy milestones for which she will spend the rest of her days thanking President Obama.
[01:11:14]  It's called The Life of Julia.
[01:11:16]  And it's a cartoon.
[01:11:18]  Julia progresses from cradle to grave, showing how government makes every good thing in her life possible.
[01:11:25]  The weak economy, high unemployment, falling wages, rising gas prices, the national debt, the insolvency of entitlements.
[01:11:35]  All these are fictionally assumed away in a cartoon produced by a president who wants us to forget about them.
[01:11:43]  By the way, what does it say about a president's policies when he asks to use a cartoon character rather than real people to justify his record?

=== Stagnant Human Beings (14:43) ===

[01:11:57]  Shut it off, engineer.
[01:11:59]  I mean, you get the point, all right?
[01:12:01]  I mean, that's what Romney has to do to beat long-legged MacDaddy, for Christ's sake.
[01:12:07]  I mean, let's get back to capitalism, shall we?
[01:12:10]  I mean, enough of this liberal, stupid, Fabian socialist crap.
[01:12:15]  Enough of big brother government.
[01:12:17]  Enough of over-taxation, for Christ's sake.
[01:12:19]  Enough of perpetuating a bunch of idiots.
[01:12:23]  Jesus Christ.
[01:12:24]  And all you people that are saying, I'm bored.
[01:12:27]  I don't give a crap if you're bored.
[01:12:29]  You want to know why you're bored?
[01:12:30]  Because you're going to be shining the shoes of capitalists.
[01:12:33]  That's why you're bored.
[01:12:34]  You're going to be a pathetic waste of human life that is a detriment to society.
[01:12:39]  That's why you're bored.
[01:12:40]  You're a waste.
[01:12:41]  You're a pathetic, useless individual, for Christ's sake.
[01:12:45]  Your mental capacity cannot go past your simplistic fandom of my little pony and all these ridiculous video games, for Christ's sake.
[01:12:54]  So, you know, for you to sit over here and say, I'm bored, I don't care.
[01:12:58]  Turn off the freaking broadcast.
[01:13:00]  Do you think I give a shit if you people listen?
[01:13:04]  Do you think I care while you stupid, dumb man children are out there sitting over there watching the Avengers for Christ's sake, making it have a $250 million weekend for Christ's sake?
[01:13:15]  Us capitalists around here getting work done.
[01:13:18]  We're actually investing our capital.
[01:13:20]  We're taking risks for Christ's sake.
[01:13:24]  All right?
[01:13:24]  So all of you stupid losers that are out here saying, I'm bored.
[01:13:30]  Well, the reason that you're bored is because you're probably already collecting.
[01:13:35]  You're probably already collecting for, you know, having autism, fibromyalgia, multiple personality disorder.
[01:13:45]  I mean, you're probably collecting all these entitlements already.
[01:13:48]  That's why you're bored.
[01:13:50]  That's why you loser idiots don't care.
[01:13:53]  That's why you people are out here, I'm bored.
[01:13:57]  I mean, the only thing that gives my pathetically anal life significance is if I call up Ghost's show and play a recorded YouTube video that somebody else recorded, and I can claim on the little postings that, it was me, that was me.
[01:14:16]  Give me a freaking break.
[01:14:18]  All right.
[01:14:18]  I don't care if you people are bored.
[01:14:20]  As a matter of fact, I probably won't even take calls now.
[01:14:23]  You people are going to tweet at me that you're bored.
[01:14:25]  Get more bored.
[01:14:26]  All right?
[01:14:28]  Get more bored, you stupid, overgrown, autistic ass burgers, manchildren.
[01:14:35]  Get more bored.
[01:14:40]  Stupid idiots.
[01:14:41]  That's why our country's being flushed down the proverbial toilet for Christ's sake.
[01:14:45]  Because of you stupid morons.
[01:14:47]  You know what I mean?
[01:14:48]  Oh, I'm bored.
[01:14:50]  I'm bored.
[01:14:50]  Well, to get out to get the hell out.
[01:14:53]  You think I want you useless human beings listening to my substance?
[01:14:58]  Do you think I want a bunch of stagnant, useless human beings thinking that they understand what I'm trying to convey on this broadcast?
[01:15:05]  Do you think that I care?
[01:15:08]  No, I don't.
[01:15:11]  I don't care.
[01:15:15]  So, for all you people that are saying you're bored, shove it up, you're useless ass.
[01:15:19]  All right?
[01:15:19]  You're useless.
[01:15:20]  All right?
[01:15:21]  You're a useless human being.
[01:15:26]  So that's all there is to it, for Christ's sake.
[01:15:29]  All right, let me move on to the next subject matter since we're delving into this realm of man-children autistic ignorance.
[01:15:37]  All right?
[01:15:38]  This idea of fandom instead of actually taking life seriously.
[01:15:42]  All right?
[01:15:44]  Let's talk a little bit about Occupy Wall Street, shall we?
[01:15:47]  Oh, that's right.
[01:15:49]  Oh, that's right.
[01:15:53]  And let me tell you something.
[01:15:54]  Occupy Wall Street and everybody encompassed within that goddamn stupid pissing ground of a freaking movement is exactly what I'm talking about right here on Twitter.
[01:16:03]  These people that are tweeting me saying that they're bored, these are the people that are out there turning parks across America into biohazard shitbags, into rape parks, you know, into rape fests, you know, into criminality holes for Christ's sake, defecating in public.
[01:16:22]  You know what I'm saying?
[01:16:24]  I mean, this is what it is.
[01:16:26]  These people that are saying, I'm bored.
[01:16:29]  These are the ignorant losers that are out here begging big brother government to take control of their stupid, pathetically over-feminized bodies.
[01:16:40]  And it makes me sick, man.
[01:16:41]  It makes me sick to my stomach for Christ's sake.
[01:16:45]  So I'm telling you this right now.
[01:16:47]  Occupy Wall Street was recently interviewed on Fox News.
[01:16:51]  And I find it rather convenient that the leader of Occupy Wall Street went on Fox News of all other news outlets, given the fact that MSNBC, CNN, are very favorable to their little stupid pissing ground bum revolution.
[01:17:07]  Why they went on Fox News is beyond me.
[01:17:12]  All right.
[01:17:14]  Now, since y'all are bored, I'm going to get you more bored.
[01:17:19]  All right?
[01:17:20]  Because I am going to air the interview between the leader of Occupy Wall Street and Sean Hannity.
[01:17:27]  And while you're listening to the ignorance being exposed by this ignorant Occupy Wall Street leader, Occupy Wall Street leader, I want you to recognize the ignorance that's in this gentleman that's in yourself.
[01:17:42]  All you people that are, I'm bored.
[01:17:45]  I don't get this.
[01:17:46]  I don't want to get it.
[01:17:47]  I don't know.
[01:17:50]  If you people are going to be sitting here saying that you're bored and you don't get this stuff, well, then don't bitch.
[01:17:57]  You don't have the right to go out and turn parks into biohazard rape scenes just because the big brother government isn't giving you goddamn capital.
[01:18:08]  Our capital, our taxpaying dollars.
[01:18:13]  So, you know, since you people want to sit here and want to say, I'm bored, I ain't bored.
[01:18:18]  Well, continue to get more bored, you stupid, ungrateful dicks.
[01:18:21]  All right?
[01:18:22]  I'm playing all of it.
[01:18:23]  Everybody, this is the end.
[01:18:24]  Do you have that interview, goddamn engineer?
[01:18:30]  Well, queue it up because I want each and every one of these useless eaters that are out here tweeting at me that I'm bored.
[01:18:38]  I want you to listen to yourself.
[01:18:41]  All you people that are saying, I'm bored, this idiot, this Schultz, that's what this idiot's name is, Schultz, the leader of Occupy Wall Street.
[01:18:50]  This stupid, simplistic, uneducated, ungrateful, spoiled brat is each and every one of you stupid idiots that are tweeting at me saying, I ain't bored.
[01:19:00]  Listen to him.
[01:19:01]  This is you.
[01:19:02]  This is your useless life.
[01:19:05]  And while you're listening to it, continue to make excuses why you're a useless loser.
[01:19:10]  Continue to make excuses why you're a pathetic waste of life.
[01:19:13]  Continue to make excuses why you're anti-social.
[01:19:15]  Continue to make excuses why everybody hates you.
[01:19:18]  It's you.
[01:19:18]  It's your useless life.
[01:19:20]  It's the way you are.
[01:19:21]  It's your mental perspective.
[01:19:26]  You stupid, useless eaters.
[01:19:28]  All right?
[01:19:29]  Listen, this is Sean Hannity from Fox News interviewing the leader of Occupy Wall Street.
[01:19:34]  Enjoy, you bored bastards.
[01:19:37]  It's not easy, and more radical alternatives are being explored.
[01:19:40]  Well, from the look of these new pictures from May Day, well, these seem to be, well, pretty radical alternatives to me.
[01:19:47]  Now, the protest quickly turned into a violent and dangerous scene of smashing store windows, attacking police, defacing bank and storefronts.
[01:19:54]  Joining me now to explain what the motives of this group really are.
[01:19:57]  Occupy Wall Street organizer Harrison Schultz.
[01:20:00]  Thanks for being here.
[01:20:00]  Thanks for having me, Sean.
[01:20:01]  I appreciate it.
[01:20:02]  Let me start by saying I thank you for letting a dirty hippie come in and explain his views.
[01:20:06]  He's dirty, you radical.
[01:20:08]  Well, no, this is the way your news network is portraying us.
[01:20:11]  Did I ever say you were dirty?
[01:20:12]  Did I say you were a hippie?
[01:20:13]  Did I say any of that?
[01:20:14]  Yeah, in August.
[01:20:14]  You're making fun of my friends.
[01:20:16]  I was making fun.
[01:20:16]  You mean the ones that were having sex in public, doing drugs, defecating on cars, and those around other cities that were actually being violent, breaking store windows, cursing out police and all that?
[01:20:27]  You mean those guys?
[01:20:28]  Those guys?
[01:20:29]  No.
[01:20:30]  Because I had tastes of all of that.
[01:20:31]  Those were the people that the NYPD was actually sending down to the park in order to discredit us and make us look bad.
[01:20:35]  Yeah, and then why?
[01:20:36]  And actually, give your network.
[01:20:38]  So you're in Zicati Park.
[01:20:40]  I stopped hanging out right around the NYPD.
[01:20:41]  You were at Zicoti Park, yes.
[01:20:43]  We were at Zicoti Park?
[01:20:44]  Oh, yeah.
[01:20:45]  And why do they have to set up a special protective rape-free zone tent?
[01:20:50]  Because all the rapes that took place down there in Zicati Park was a little bit of a money.
[01:20:53]  We knew the NYPD was sending rapists down to the park.
[01:20:56]  So the NYPD, you have any evidence to back that up?
[01:20:58]  This was in the NYPD.
[01:20:59]  This was in the NYPD.
[01:21:00]  I asked you a question.
[01:21:01]  New York Times.
[01:21:02]  The New York Times said that the police sent rapists to rape women down there.
[01:21:06]  They sent alcoholics, they sent offenders, they sent people that were convicted of rapes.
[01:21:11]  You have any evidence to back it up?
[01:21:13]  I can get testimonies.
[01:21:14]  I mean, I didn't bring my files with me, but you can check this out.
[01:21:17]  The New York Police Department brought rapists in, and as a result, women were raped, so a special rape protective zone was set up.
[01:21:24]  You got to admit, it was a really cynical, really effective tactic on the part of the authorities.
[01:21:28]  They knew that we wouldn't turn people away because we like to help people like Christians should, even though most of us aren't Christian.
[01:21:35]  But you sound like a problem.
[01:21:38]  They definitely exploited a lot of our values and turned it against us and send people that we tried the violence that took place in other cities and the broken store windows and the sex in public and the drug use in public and defecating on a police car.
[01:21:48]  Was that a police conspiracy, too?
[01:21:51]  I don't think there's anything particularly radical.
[01:21:53]  They get an up on a car.
[01:21:55]  That's very straight.
[01:21:55]  That's very cliché.
[01:21:56]  That's very cliche.
[01:21:58]  That's very happened.
[01:21:59]  I'm not in public.
[01:22:00]  Happened.
[01:22:01]  Rape in Zakati Park.
[01:22:03]  These things are not cool.
[01:22:04]  I deny cool things as well.
[01:22:05]  These things are beyond that.
[01:22:07]  Rape is just not cool.
[01:22:08]  Okay.
[01:22:08]  Yeah, it's beyond not cool.
[01:22:10]  It's horrible.
[01:22:11]  It's offensive.
[01:22:12]  But I'm trying to keep the conversation.
[01:22:13]  Let me ask you a question.
[01:22:14]  No, no, let's keep going.
[01:22:15]  I have a handbook here called Anarchist Basics.
[01:22:17]  You ever see this?
[01:22:18]  No, never seen it.
[01:22:20]  In the back of this book, it has a link to a website, Bombs and Shields.
[01:22:24]  You ever been to that website?
[01:22:26]  Never been to that site.
[01:22:27]  Do you have any problem?
[01:22:28]  What is your problem with capitalism?
[01:22:29]  What is your problem with the free market?
[01:22:30]  How old are you?
[01:22:31]  I'm 29, so.
[01:22:32]  Hang on, do you have a job?
[01:22:33]  How old are you?
[01:22:34]  I'm 50.
[01:22:35]  Okay.
[01:22:36]  You look really good.
[01:22:36]  I'm a lot younger, right?
[01:22:37]  Yeah, you do.
[01:22:38]  You look good.
[01:22:38]  All right.
[01:22:38]  Thank you very much.
[01:22:39]  I appreciate that.
[01:22:40]  Coming from an Occupy Wall Street guy.
[01:22:42]  Here's a question.
[01:22:43]  29 years old.
[01:22:44]  Do you have a job?
[01:22:45]  I did.
[01:22:45]  I was laid off.
[01:22:46]  What was your job?
[01:22:47]  I was a business intelligence analyst for a pay-per-click marketing company.
[01:22:50]  Before that, I was doing data analysis for an advertising.
[01:22:53]  I don't need your whole life.
[01:22:55]  How do you make money?
[01:22:56]  Well, you looked me up on my resume on LinkedIn.
[01:22:58]  How do you?
[01:22:58]  How do you make money today?
[01:23:00]  Right now I'm living off student loans.
[01:23:02]  You live off.
[01:23:02]  Aren't student loans meant for college?
[01:23:06]  Grad school.
[01:23:07]  Aren't student, do you go to college?
[01:23:09]  I go to grad school.
[01:23:10]  Okay, you go to grad school, so that also provides money for housing.
[01:23:13]  You have a place to live?
[01:23:14]  It's all private loans.
[01:23:15]  They give me the money, and that covers my living expenses.
[01:23:17]  Who gives you the money?
[01:23:19]  Access group, U.S. funded loans.
[01:23:23]  I forget.
[01:23:24]  I looked at the definition that they have here in what an anarchist is.
[01:23:27]  You keep changing the subject.
[01:23:28]  Are we talking about loans?
[01:23:29]  Are we talking about my current school?
[01:23:29]  No, I'm asking you where you are.
[01:23:31]  I'd like to keep talking about my problems with capitalism personally.
[01:23:34]  I'm getting to that.
[01:23:35]  You have a problem.
[01:23:36]  I'd also like to talk about my solutions, too.
[01:23:37]  If you want to host your own show, you can go to work at MSNBC.
[01:23:40]  I would like to host my own show.
[01:23:41]  In fact, that's what the Occupy movement is all about.
[01:23:43]  Really?
[01:23:43]  It's about getting people to start hosting their own shows.
[01:23:46]  Exactly.
[01:23:46]  If they stop listening to people like you.
[01:23:48]  Oh, oh, because we don't need you anymore.
[01:23:51]  You don't need me.
[01:23:51]  Hey, did you check in the New York Times?
[01:23:52]  Like, TV viewership is actually on the decline.
[01:23:55]  Forced 10 years in a row.
[01:23:57]  Actually, on the way out.
[01:23:58]  I hate to tell you something, but this channel has been number one for 12 years, number one in this slot for over a decade.
[01:24:05]  So obviously, the New York Times is all you read.
[01:24:09]  You don't have good information.
[01:24:10]  Now, here's what I'm saying.
[01:24:10]  No, no, see, I don't have a LMD, which is why I've never seen your show up until today.
[01:24:14]  And what do you know about this?
[01:24:15]  So, what do you know about me and my show?
[01:24:16]  What do you know about my thoughts on capitalism?
[01:24:18]  Here's what I think about.
[01:24:19]  I don't think you really have any.
[01:24:20]  I think you're just here to argue and create sensationalism.
[01:24:22]  I don't think there really is any control.
[01:24:24]  And the principles of you are: you're going to defend the rapes and you're going to blame the police.
[01:24:27]  No, they're not.
[01:24:27]  I'm not hardly defending.
[01:24:29]  I'm telling you where this is coming from.
[01:24:31]  You said the police department of New York City brought in rapists so they can blame Occupy people.
[01:24:38]  You deny the violence of the people.
[01:24:39]  They say vagrants, they sense alcoholics.
[01:24:41]  They're taking yourself.
[01:24:42]  It loses a lot more people.
[01:24:43]  And you don't work.
[01:24:44]  You go to school.
[01:24:45]  Fair enough.
[01:24:45]  I tell you what.
[01:24:46]  Actually, I am broke, and I am going to start looking for an audience.
[01:24:48]  What's wrong with capitalism?
[01:24:50]  What?
[01:24:50]  Oh, I'm going to go.
[01:24:52]  Actually, the question is: what's wrong with capitalism?
[01:24:56]  The fact that unemployment is about 8%, it's twice that.
[01:24:59]  It's about 16%.
[01:25:00]  That's right.
[01:25:01]  For people my age within my age group.
[01:25:03]  And the issue is that the opportunities just aren't there to pay off this $100 trillion debt that we've been forced to do.
[01:25:10]  Are you against big business?
[01:25:12]  No, not necessarily.
[01:25:14]  Because I saw a lot of kids at Zuccotti Park with Macs and computers and phones and iPhones and stuff.
[01:25:21]  Now we're getting into an industry.
[01:25:23]  Here's what I view as capitalism.
[01:25:25]  If you create goods or services that people want, need, and desire, right?
[01:25:31]  And people choose to buy their computers, choose to buy their iPhones, choose to go to Starbucks.
[01:25:37]  They choose to hire somebody, right?
[01:25:39]  Isn't that capitalism?
[01:25:40]  And you know what?
[01:25:41]  Occupy Wall Street actually fits in with that model in a strange way because people are definitely consuming the content that we are producing.
[01:25:48]  They're consuming the things that we have to say about networks like this.
[01:25:51]  So what's wrong with capitalism as I described it?
[01:25:54]  Well, it's not working anymore.
[01:25:55]  Why is it not working?
[01:25:57]  I just told you it's completely failing people such as myself.
[01:26:00]  I just told you how much 1% down at Occupy Wall Street.
[01:26:05]  How many days, hours, weeks did you spend there?
[01:26:08]  Oh, I couldn't.
[01:26:10]  Well, maybe if you weren't spending your time with the, quote, homeless people that were brought in by the police to rape people, maybe you could have been out looking for a job.
[01:26:18]  Oh, well, I am actually starting to look for a job now because my funding's starting to run low.
[01:26:22]  You know, I mean, if you know anyone like that.
[01:26:24]  Where does the funding come from?
[01:26:25]  The school or from the government?
[01:26:26]  Yes.
[01:26:27]  You want the government to be aware.
[01:26:28]  It's very complicated.
[01:26:29]  I don't fully understand it myself.
[01:26:31]  Yeah, so it comes from the government and it comes from the school?
[01:26:33]  I guess so.
[01:26:34]  I guess so.
[01:26:34]  You don't even know.
[01:26:35]  So people give you money to pay for your school and you have no idea.
[01:26:38]  What do you think about the school?
[01:26:39]  They charge interest back on it.

=== Ridiculous American Mentality (11:29) ===

[01:26:40]  Let me ask you: well, do you expect a loan for free?
[01:26:44]  Should you have free school, free college?
[01:26:46]  People should have free education and free health care.
[01:26:49]  Absolutely.
[01:26:49]  And free dental care?
[01:26:50]  Oh, God, yes.
[01:26:51]  And if you have children.
[01:26:52]  I could use some free dental care.
[01:26:53]  If you have children and you need a daycare, should the government give you daycare?
[01:26:57]  Yes.
[01:26:57]  And the government should give you a house to live in?
[01:27:00]  What's your suggestion?
[01:27:01]  What do you think of me insurance?
[01:27:03]  Should the government give you a house?
[01:27:04]  Should they give people transportation to get to work?
[01:27:07]  Yes, basic necessities such as these things should not these should even be given to us by the government.
[01:27:12]  The government and corporations should get on those back.
[01:27:14]  How are you owing us through debt so that we can actually do those things?
[01:27:17]  Who's going to pay for your house, your car, your dental care, your health care, your education?
[01:27:22]  Who pays for that?
[01:27:24]  Nobody.
[01:27:24]  No one is that.
[01:27:25]  Nobody's all free.
[01:27:27]  Everything's free.
[01:27:28]  We're getting to that point.
[01:27:29]  That's exactly where capitalism is heading.
[01:27:31]  Everything is free.
[01:27:32]  Look, seriously, this is seriously.
[01:27:34]  You don't work.
[01:27:34]  You get free money for school and you're complaining at all.
[01:27:37]  Companies like Google, the most successful companies these days, they give away their products and services for free, right?
[01:27:43]  No, no, but people like us, we spend all this time working on these social networks, providing content for them that they sell for ad space.
[01:27:51]  We work.
[01:27:51]  I have a suggestion for you.
[01:27:52]  Who's in services capitalism is having something that's recently free.
[01:27:56]  My suggestion to you is that you see it.
[01:27:57]  I don't need your suggestion.
[01:27:58]  I'm telling you every suggestion.
[01:28:00]  I have a suggestion for you.
[01:28:01]  You're 29 years old.
[01:28:03]  Stop wasting your time at Occupy Wall Street.
[01:28:05]  And here's a novel concept: get up at 6 a.m., shovel some coffee down your throat, hit the pavement, find a job, get to work, stop whining, stop complaining, stop blaming, and get your ass out of bed like everybody else in America and get to work.
[01:28:19]  I'm not going to give me a job.
[01:28:21]  I will go to work.
[01:28:22]  If you pound the pavement and stop hanging out at the Zucati Park, you might find one.
[01:28:27]  Hey, I'm online all day.
[01:28:28]  I'm sending my work.
[01:28:29]  I'm online all day.
[01:28:30]  You found me online, too.
[01:28:31]  You found me online.
[01:28:32]  Go work as a cook.
[01:28:33]  Go work as a dishwasher.
[01:28:34]  Go work as a contractor.
[01:28:36]  Go do something.
[01:28:37]  Something more menial?
[01:28:38]  Will that make you happier?
[01:28:39]  Listen, I did it in my life, and guess what?
[01:28:41]  I've done it too.
[01:28:42]  I'm back.
[01:28:43]  Keep doing it.
[01:28:43]  Good luck.
[01:28:44]  Go get a job.
[01:28:44]  Good time.
[01:28:45]  Oh, you don't want to do that?
[01:28:46]  That job's beneath you.
[01:28:47]  Yeah, definitely.
[01:28:48]  Hanging out with rapists, drug addicts, people having sex in public is more fun.
[01:28:51]  It's more dignity in that than it is hanging out in a show like this with you.
[01:28:55]  Okay, listen, I'm glad to say goodbye.
[01:28:56]  See you later.
[01:28:57]  Let not your heart be troubled, our great, great, great American panel.
[01:29:00]  All right.
[01:29:01]  Shut it off, engineer.
[01:29:02]  Shut it off.
[01:29:03]  It's not easy.
[01:29:04]  Shut it off.
[01:29:06]  Now, did you all hear that, folks?
[01:29:08]  Huh?
[01:29:09]  All you people, I'm bored, and all you dumbasses.
[01:29:13]  That is you.
[01:29:14]  That Harrison Schultz, Occupy Wall Street leader.
[01:29:18]  Yeah, he's the asshole behind Occupy or the Twitter account, Occupy Wall ST. This is the guy that helped organize this stupid, dumb, ridiculous 99%.
[01:29:32]  We are the 99% crap that went nationwide.
[01:29:36]  It went worldwide for Christ's sake.
[01:29:39]  I mean, this is it.
[01:29:40]  Did you all hear this?
[01:29:42]  I mean, did you hear the hypocrisy?
[01:29:45]  Did you hear the talking in circles?
[01:29:48]  Did you hear the lack of intellectual curiosity?
[01:29:51]  This is the basis of the angst that we're seeing out here in this protest, for Christ's sake.
[01:29:57]  Stupid and pathetic, for Christ's sake.
[01:29:59]  And whenever I hear these idiots say, I'm bored, I don't get it.
[01:30:06]  You remind me of that silly asshole, huh?
[01:30:09]  So, did you hear him?
[01:30:10]  He freely admits that he wants everything for free.
[01:30:13]  That's the true motive of Occupy Wall Street.
[01:30:16]  And I'm glad that even if you thought it was boring, you stupid, ungrateful idiots, that you had to sit there, listen to it, and eat it.
[01:30:25]  Because you heard it right from his mouth, for Christ's sake.
[01:30:28]  This scumbag wants everything for free.
[01:30:31]  And not only that, did you hear at the beginning what he alleged that the NYPD did in Ducati Park?
[01:30:37]  That they brought in rapists, that they brought in drug addicts.
[01:30:42]  I mean, can you believe this crap?
[01:30:45]  Can you believe the audacity of this crap?
[01:30:47]  I mean, this is what's protesting.
[01:30:49]  This is what's politically active out here, man.
[01:30:52]  This is why I'm calling on the capitalist army.
[01:30:54]  This is why I'm calling on capitalists worldwide.
[01:30:57]  It's no time to sit on the sidelines.
[01:30:59]  It's no time to sit on your thumbs.
[01:31:11]  for Christ's sake.
[01:31:16]  I mean, did you hear that ungrateful piece of garbage?
[01:31:22]  This is the mentality that's predominant in America right now.
[01:31:31]  It's time for us to start getting a little active, don't you think, huh?
[01:31:35]  It's time for us to start going out there and doing what these damn Occupy Wall Streeters think that they're doing, huh?
[01:31:45]  Ungrateful, man.
[01:31:47]  Ungrateful bunch of people.
[01:31:50]  And this is the basis of what's going on here in this country.
[01:31:52]  Give me the mic.
[01:31:54]  Give me the mic.
[01:31:58]  This is the basis of a mental capacity that is the majority of the American public.
[01:32:06]  And all you superpatriots out here that believe that, oh, America, we're going to come back.
[01:32:12]  We're going to build America back.
[01:32:14]  And based on what?
[01:32:17]  Based on what?
[01:32:19]  I mean, this Occupy Wall Street consists of like two or three different generations beginning with the so-called Generation X and Generation Y and Generation Now.
[01:32:32]  Do you remember those terminologies as it related to these damn people that were ages, what is it, 25 to about 40?
[01:32:40]  Maybe 28 to about 40.
[01:32:42]  Do you remember that?
[01:32:43]  Generation X and Generation Y and all this other nonsense?
[01:32:48]  These are the people that are comprised in this ridiculous Occupy Wall Street nonsense.
[01:32:54]  These are the so-called 99% ungrateful pieces of trash.
[01:32:59]  And I'm glad that you all heard Harrison Schultz and his ridiculousness because this is the basis.
[01:33:06]  This is the leader.
[01:33:07]  All you people that were out there backing up Occupy Wall Street, all of you people that were out there with the guy fox masks and saying, yeah, I'm applied to 99%.
[01:33:16]  Yay.
[01:33:18]  Well, there's your leader.
[01:33:19]  There he is.
[01:33:20]  Substance and all.
[01:33:21]  There he is.
[01:33:23]  I hope that you appreciate it now.
[01:33:26]  Jesus Christ.
[01:33:29]  Anyway, let's take a couple of calls on that note.
[01:33:32]  Maybe I'll take a couple of calls on that note.
[01:33:34]  And once again, you know what we're going to hear about this?
[01:33:37]  We're going to hear nothing but a bunch of trolls, a bunch of useless idiots who don't even know how to prank call right.
[01:33:42]  That's what's so bad about the people that call up.
[01:33:44]  They don't even know how to prank call correctly.
[01:33:46]  They sputter out sentence fragments.
[01:33:48]  They're scared.
[01:33:49]  They're intimidated.
[01:33:50]  They're over a freaking phone for Christ's sake and can't sound off like they got a pair.
[01:33:54]  I can only imagine when somebody's face to face with them, for Christ's sake, they'd be afraid to take a slap or something.
[01:34:01]  And these people can't even prank call correctly.
[01:34:04]  And, you know, those that actually put on a decent troll here, they become famous in the internet.
[01:34:10]  Well, not famous, but they become well-liked.
[01:34:13]  I mean, people start admiring them.
[01:34:14]  You want to know why?
[01:34:16]  Because you idiots wish that you had enough creativity and personality to conjure up the same goddamn thing.
[01:34:23]  And man, doesn't that humiliate your stupid, simplistic life knowing that you are so useless and so pathetic that you can't even conjure up your own goddamn trolls?
[01:34:34]  I mean, ridiculous, man.
[01:34:36]  You're a bunch of ridiculous human beings, to be honest with you.
[01:34:39]  You know what I'm saying?
[01:34:42]  I'm serious.
[01:34:43]  Now, what we're talking about is Occupy Wall Street.
[01:34:46]  We heard about this idiot from Occupy Wall Street, the leader.
[01:34:50]  We just heard the interview between him and Sean Hannity, and he looked lower than a leprechaun's nutsack, old Harrison Schultz.
[01:34:58]  Some ungrateful rich kid that's just...
[01:35:01]  I want everything, and I want it for myself and my friends.
[01:35:05]  You made fun of my friends.
[01:35:09]  What a freaking fruit.
[01:35:11]  646-652-4869.
[01:35:13]  What do you think about the Occupy Wall Street movement now that you heard the leader?
[01:35:20]  Huh?
[01:35:20]  What do you think now?
[01:35:21]  Airy Coat 808.
[01:35:22]  What do you think about Occupy Wall Street?
[01:35:28]  Shut up.
[01:35:29]  You see, here we go with the recordings.
[01:35:30]  You see, these people are so unoriginal that they can't even come up with their own words, that they've got to take somebody else's work and play it over the fucking telephone and be like, yeah, look, I did that.
[01:35:42]  I was the guy that called up and played this on my computer.
[01:35:46]  That was me.
[01:35:48]  Stupid, ungrateful idiot.
[01:35:50]  339, what do you think about Occupy Wall Street?
[01:35:53]  He has sex with squirrels.
[01:35:56]  You see, here we got a sentence fragment sputtering idiot saying that he's squirrel fist, for heaven's sake.
[01:36:01]  Is that all you've got?
[01:36:05]  339, I'm talking to you.
[01:36:07]  Is that all you've got?
[01:36:09]  What?
[01:36:11]  Say something else for Christ's sake.
[01:36:13]  I mean, look, let me ask you a question since you're not saying anything.
[01:36:17]  Were you just raised by your mother?
[01:36:22]  Yeah, you see no answer there.
[01:36:23]  You see, I'm striking a nerve with this little twerp.
[01:36:26]  I can tell by the femininity in his voice that there's no fatherly influence.
[01:36:29]  Not to mention that there's no balls in the back of this.
[01:36:32]  So, 339, where's daddy?
[01:36:36]  Where's your daddy?
[01:36:41]  Hey, 339, I'm talking to you.
[01:36:42]  Where's your father?
[01:36:47]  Did Montena tell you who he was?
[01:36:49]  Were you a result of a one-night stand at the Oola La bar?
[01:36:53]  Huh?
[01:36:56]  If you don't talk, I'm going to say your number over the air right now if you don't talk.
[01:37:03]  Where's your father?
[01:37:07]  33949.
[01:37:09]  Do you want me to continue?
[01:37:13]  Hello?
[01:37:14]  Yeah.
[01:37:15]  Where's your father?
[01:37:18]  At work.
[01:37:19]  Where's your father?
[01:37:21]  He's at work.
[01:37:22]  Yeah, right, he's at work.
[01:37:24]  Does he live with you?
[01:37:26]  Yeah.
[01:37:27]  You're lying your ass off for Christ's sake.
[01:37:29]  Get him off.
[01:37:30]  Get this stupid fruity kid off.
[01:37:33]  Let me tell you something, man.
[01:37:35]  My father was everything to me, you piece of crap.
[01:37:38]  All right?
[01:37:38]  I admired this man.
[01:37:40]  This man would go and bust his ass every day, 12, 15 hours a day at work, doing some freaking menial labor, supporting me, my mother, my siblings.
[01:37:53]  And he busted his ass every goddamn day, and he had no problem doing it.
[01:37:57]  All right?
[01:37:59]  And you want to know why I'm such a badass?
[01:38:01]  Because of my father.
[01:38:03]  My father showed me, hey, you gotta suck it up and you gotta go out and you gotta get what you want.
[01:38:08]  No one's gonna give you what you want.

=== London Olympics Pound (04:00) ===

[01:38:10]  You've gotta go out and get what you want.
[01:38:12]  And if it means busting your ass, if it means sacrificing, you've gotta do what you have to do.
[01:38:18]  That's why I know whenever I see these little fruity-ass kids call up for Christ's sake, I know.
[01:38:23]  I know there's no fatherly influence there for Christ's sake.
[01:38:28]  Jesus Christ, we're supposed to be talking about Occupy Wall Street.
[01:38:33]  Let's go to Yojubjub.
[01:38:35]  You know, since people were talking trash about him on Twitter, for Christ's sake, let's go to Yojubjub and see what he has to say about Occupy Wall Street.
[01:38:42]  What's up, Jub?
[01:38:43]  What's going on, Ghost?
[01:38:44]  Yeah.
[01:38:45]  Oh, Occupy Wall Street aren't covering themselves in glory, are they?
[01:38:49]  The shame of it all was, they could have been anti-bureaucratic.
[01:38:52]  They could have been anti-corporate and anti-government.
[01:38:55]  I mean, when I say anti-corporate, I mean in terms of bureaucracy.
[01:38:57]  They could have really steered it in a good direction, but ultimately it's become this pussified sort of pseudo-communist piece of bullshit.
[01:39:06]  And hang on, talking about communism here, let's bring it back to Europe for a second.
[01:39:12]  Give us your insight about the European situation.
[01:39:14]  I'm sure you've got a lot of opinions on it.
[01:39:16]  I'm getting the blame here, you know, on Twitter for a lot of the bullshit going on in France, Greece, you know, all this job-jub-related things.
[01:39:26]  You said, you know, you're not going to eat no fish and chips anymore, whatever.
[01:39:30]  Well, I'm afraid, ghost, that's a UK thing, and the UK is shielded from all this bullshit in Europe.
[01:39:37]  And I'm hoping that David Cameron's reforms, the economic policies that he's initiating at the moment, will steer us away from this crap.
[01:39:45]  But, I mean, continental Europe is tearing itself to shreds.
[01:39:48]  The most mentally deficient people on the continent are reaching the highest economies of government.
[01:39:53]  Hollande has won in France.
[01:39:56]  You know, this left-wing coalition in Greece can't even hold a government together.
[01:40:01]  This is goddamn Euro.
[01:40:06]  Calm down.
[01:40:07]  Calm down, Jubjub, man.
[01:40:08]  I mean, I don't want the anger to get over there across the pond, man.
[01:40:12]  The good thing is, right, the pound is strong at the moment.
[01:40:15]  I'm going to be getting 10% more weed in Amsterdam for my money than last summer when I exchanged my pounds into Euros.
[01:40:23]  So, you know, I'm pretty pleased about that.
[01:40:26]  I'll be taking the Euro star down to maybe during the Olympics so I can avoid all of that crap here in London.
[01:40:33]  Oh, that's right, man.
[01:40:34]  London Olympics, for Christ's sake, man.
[01:40:36]  I'm sure that you're highly anticipating all the foreigners droving themselves all over London.
[01:40:43]  You know what?
[01:40:44]  It makes for a laugh when you see all these idiots at the pub and they don't even know what a round is.
[01:40:49]  But I don't know.
[01:40:50]  Although it's great because you end up, all these foreign people, you know, if you get talking to them, they end up buying you drinks and shit.
[01:40:58]  It's fantastic.
[01:41:00]  So maybe I'll try my chances in central London during the Olympics at the pubs.
[01:41:07]  But other than that, I mean, I'll be going into Europe and making good use of the exchange rate on the pound.
[01:41:14]  That's what I was talking about earlier there, Jubjub, man.
[01:41:17]  You know, these Brits need to realize that it was Dave Cameron's initiation in austerity is what's causing the good strength in the pound against the Euro.
[01:41:27]  The Euro's collapsing because of the goddamn socialism here, and we've got, you know, Dave Cameron foreseeing what's happening.
[01:41:35]  And unfortunately, they took a pounding in the local elections, but still, that's what I'm trying to get across, at least to your side of the pond over there, man.
[01:41:44]  Well, no, I mean, I've had Boris Johnson re-elected here in London.
[01:41:49]  He's affiliated with the government in the same party.
[01:41:52]  So, you know, our mayor's quite pro-business.
[01:41:55]  I think all of the capitalists in France are going to be flocking to London.
[01:41:59]  Saw a few interviews on the news set of all the kind of high-up, basically wealth-generating people in France and saying, this is lobolics.
[01:42:09]  We're going to cross the pond over to the UK.

=== Underwear Bomber Security (11:58) ===

[01:42:11]  Fuck this.
[01:42:12]  I don't want this.
[01:42:13]  Oh, man.
[01:42:15]  That spells good, Jub Job.
[01:42:17]  Hey, thanks for calling, man.
[01:42:18]  I mean, just imagine.
[01:42:20]  I could only imagine the wealth in France wanting to jump ship and get the hell out of there.
[01:42:25]  That's why I always tell capitalists in America: look, don't be afraid to jump ship, man.
[01:42:30]  I mean, you know, it may get the same way that what happened in France could happen here in America, and we may just have to go somewhere else that's a little bit more pro-capitalist.
[01:42:39]  I mean, did you hear Hollandy actually wants to increase the tax rates to 75% in France?
[01:42:46]  So, you know, that would spell well for the English and the UK and other European pro-capitalist nations.
[01:42:53]  I mean, you know, that sounds very interesting, man.
[01:42:57]  Anyway, thanks, Joe Jub.
[01:42:58]  I appreciate it, man.
[01:42:58]  And I agree with you on the Occupy Wall Street nonsense.
[01:43:01]  They're exposing the ignorance.
[01:43:03]  And I'm glad that everybody witnessed that disgusting interview between Harrison Schultz and Sean Hannity.
[01:43:10]  What a disgusting disgrace.
[01:43:11]  And this guy's the leader.
[01:43:12]  He's the leader of the Occupy Wall Street movement.
[01:43:16]  Good Lord.
[01:43:19]  rather behind because everybody I'm both So I don't even know if we're going to get to everything for Christ's sake, man.
[01:43:26]  We're already 42 minutes into the second hour out here.
[01:43:30]  Did you hear about this United States CIA bomb thwarting in Yemen, this flight that was coming in from Yemen to the United States?
[01:43:39]  The initial claims was that the CIA had thwarted an underwear bomber, a new underwear bomber, for Christ's sake, right?
[01:43:49]  Then Drudge Report and a couple of other news outlets reported that the underwear bomber that was captured in Yemen was actually a CIA operative.
[01:43:59]  And this was making the rounds out here, for Christ's sake.
[01:44:02]  This was not a joke.
[01:44:04]  I mean, this is, you know, this was a serious story.
[01:44:08]  The Drudge Report was one of the first people to put it on the scene out here.
[01:44:12]  And to be honest with you, I'm kind of glad I didn't do broadcasts because when it comes to stories like this, you've got to wait for the true story to unfold.
[01:44:22]  Well, as of today, all of a sudden, the administration, and I'm talking about the whole administration, the freaking American government responded with a whole bunch of different surrogates from Chuck Kick the American people in the ball, Schumer from the Democrats, Peter King from the Republicans, that homeland security head that looks across between Chas Bono and Schemp from the Three Stooges.
[01:44:49]  What the hell's her name?
[01:44:51]  Napolitano.
[01:44:53]  I mean, all these people came out and said.
[01:44:55]  Well, he was actually a double agent, and we were never in any danger.
[01:45:05]  He actually got off the plane and took off his underwear and gave it to CIA operatives.
[01:45:10]  The American people were never in any danger.
[01:45:13]  What?
[01:45:14]  What?
[01:45:16]  And for you folks that did not see the video that came out, I tweeted it on my Twitter account, Ghost Politics.
[01:45:24]  All right?
[01:45:25]  All one word, no underscores.
[01:45:27]  I tweeted it about 10 hours ago, excuse me.
[01:45:31]  And the tweet reads as follows.
[01:45:33]  U.S. now claims hashtag underwear bomber was hashtag CIA informant.
[01:45:42]  And then I put after the link, initial reports were that they thwarted an attack, not this.
[01:45:49]  And now all of a sudden, they're sitting here and saying that, well, the guy was a double agent.
[01:45:57]  He was a double agent al-Qaeda CIA operative.
[01:46:00]  I mean, doesn't this spell more questions than answers?
[01:46:05]  And you know what the Obama administration said in response to having to make these comments about this CIA underwear bomber thwarting ended up being a double agent of Al-Qaeda.
[01:46:18]  Whatever the explanation that they're trying to say, you know what the response is?
[01:46:22]  Is that we're going to get to the bottom of whoever leaked this information.
[01:46:27]  I mean, that's what they're more concerned about.
[01:46:29]  Not the fact that what?
[01:46:31]  You initially report to us that the CIA saved the day, and lo and behold, this person that supposedly was an al-Qaeda affiliate was actually a double agent for the CIA.
[01:46:44]  So why did you initially leak it to the media that it was somehow some kind of a thwarted attack?
[01:46:53]  I mean, it's spelled false flag all over the place.
[01:46:56]  All right.
[01:46:57]  And, you know, I really don't really subscribe to the conspiracy theorist world, man.
[01:47:04]  But, you know, this evidence is starting to become a little bit preponderance that this government is utilizing these terrorist episodes to gain more and more authority and more and more totalitarianism in this country.
[01:47:19]  I want to also have everybody's attention to the latest report that came out stating that gun parts were found stuffed inside animals during a TSA screening.
[01:47:32]  And the reason that they're trying to put this particular story out right now is because I tweeted that even if the underwear bomber did get into the country, the type of underwear bomb, this synthetic bomb that was integrated in this new latest underwear bomber's underwear would not have been detected with the latest screenings and the scanners and all the TSA protocols that he would have been able to slip in.
[01:48:03]  I mean, and now they're trying to give another promotion, some more propaganda for the TSA.
[01:48:09]  Now they're claiming that they found gun parts inside of a stuffed animal.
[01:48:14]  All right.
[01:48:15]  And this was written by somebody named Dylan Stableford out of the lookout, whatever publication that is.
[01:48:21]  All right.
[01:48:22]  And I'm only going to read some of this because this just kind of came out as the show was starting.
[01:48:29]  But supposedly, a man from Rhode Island to Detroit with his four-year-old son was stopped at T.F. Green Airport in Warwick, Rhode Island.
[01:48:40]  The TSA said that the screening agent noticed a dissembled disassembled gun components artfully concealed inside three stuffed animals in his carrying bag.
[01:48:53]  I mean, are you kidding me?
[01:48:55]  I mean, could this come at any more of a convenient time?
[01:49:01]  I mean, when, you know, people like myself, other people that are anti-totalitarian are speaking against the molestation of children, legal molestation of children by the TSA, you know, the fondling of women just because the TSA has some sort of a hair of its ass to feel up your private parts, you know, photographing your Johnsons, that sort of thing?
[01:49:25]  I don't believe this one bit, man.
[01:49:27]  I don't believe I you know, I I'm I'm not trying to sound like Alex Jones here, but this is starting to be ridiculous.
[01:49:35]  All right?
[01:49:36]  I mean, false flag is is just reeking out of all this sh stuff.
[01:49:41]  And the reason that they found this convenient gun parts stuffed in stuffed animals is so that they can continue to justify the TSA's pertinence in our lives.
[01:49:53]  So they can say, hey, you see, look, you see, we we stopped somebody that was trying to smuggle a gun in a freaking stuffed animal.
[01:50:02]  So this is why we have to search children.
[01:50:05]  This is why we've got to fondle children.
[01:50:08]  Let me tell you something.
[01:50:09]  TSA is a disgrace.
[01:50:11]  Don't believe the hype.
[01:50:12]  Don't believe this crap.
[01:50:14]  All right?
[01:50:16]  Do not believe this crap.
[01:50:18]  All right?
[01:50:18]  This is a joke.
[01:50:19]  The TSA should be abolished.
[01:50:22]  I mean, these freaking x-ray machines should be disassembled.
[01:50:26]  They should be trashed.
[01:50:27]  And we shouldn't have to be living life like this.
[01:50:31]  You know, not even the goddamn Chinese, the communist Chinese fondle their own people when going on the planes and shit.
[01:50:40]  I mean, not even they do this type of crap.
[01:50:44]  I mean, this is the communist Chinese, and here we are.
[01:50:46]  We're supposed to be the bastion of freedom over here, and this is what we're doing.
[01:50:52]  So anyway, once again, folks, the government, the United States government is admitting, is admitting that the latest underwear bomber that was supposedly thwarted by the CIA was in actuality a quote-unquote double agent of al-Qaeda, meaning that he was actually working for the CIA while he was working for Al-Qaeda, supposedly.
[01:51:15]  Even though the initial reports were that, hey, look, we thwarted an attack.
[01:51:23]  Jesus Christ, man.
[01:51:25]  What a freaking joke.
[01:51:27]  What an utter joke.
[01:51:28]  I want to hear what you have to say about this.
[01:51:29]  646-652-4869.
[01:51:31]  Let's take a couple of callers here because we're running low on time.
[01:51:34]  Area code 516, what up?
[01:51:37]  Hey, ghost, how you doing?
[01:51:39]  How's it going, man?
[01:51:40]  I'm good.
[01:51:41]  I'm sorry.
[01:51:41]  I'm speaking kind of low.
[01:51:42]  I'm on a greyhound right now.
[01:51:44]  Don't worry about it.
[01:51:45]  All right.
[01:51:47]  What are you doing on a greyhound?
[01:51:47]  You alright?
[01:51:49]  Yeah, I'm fine.
[01:51:49]  I'm just going home from college.
[01:51:51]  Oh, my bad, man.
[01:51:52]  I thought you may be on the run or something.
[01:51:53]  All right, go ahead, man.
[01:51:55]  All right, anyway.
[01:51:58]  The whole TSA issue.
[01:52:00]  Gotta say, it's really screwed up.
[01:52:03]  I mean, not even China does this.
[01:52:07]  I mean, the thing is, it's all under the name of security.
[01:52:11]  And that's what's really looking for right now.
[01:52:14]  Yeah, you know, let me ask you a question.
[01:52:16]  You know, I know you probably shouldn't even be talking about the TSA while you're there at a Greyhound.
[01:52:20]  Is the TSA there?
[01:52:21]  Are you seeing a TSA presence there?
[01:52:24]  No.
[01:52:26]  But I know of.
[01:52:27]  Are they searching?
[01:52:28]  Do you see anybody that's looking inconspicuous, just kind of looking around and, you know, having people pulled aside to search or anything of that nature?
[01:52:37]  Well, there's this one person.
[01:52:42]  I don't know.
[01:52:44]  Well, man, you know, I'll keep you on hold since you're probably listening to the broadcast via your phone.
[01:52:50]  And good luck to your trip home, man.
[01:52:52]  Hopefully you got a safe trip home and it's going to be a good summer because school's out for summer.
[01:53:00]  Schools out forever.
[01:53:06]  Anyway, man, it's good to know that at least at your Greyhound, there's no freaking TSAs, for Christ's sake, because, you know, you don't want them fondling your Johnson.
[01:53:13]  You know what I mean?
[01:53:14]  And then, you know, what's unfortunate is that, you know, if you try to protest in some kind of lulz warfare type of fashion, like, you know, while they're feeling your Johnson, you go, oh, yeah, you know, since you're down there, you know, once you finish me off, or something of that nature, they'll throw you in jail for sexual harassment.
[01:53:32]  But they won't, I don't want to talk about it.
[01:53:34]  Anyway, once again, we're talking about the TSA claiming they found gun parts stuffed in a stuffed animal.
[01:53:41]  And also, before that, we were discussing how the CIA, who supposedly thwarted an underwear bombing attack, Are now basically admitting, and not necessarily the CIA, but the American government is admitting that the underwear bomber in question was a double agent.
[01:53:58]  So, isn't that great, folks?
[01:54:00]  Notice you don't hear that on the American mainstream media hyped up.
[01:54:03]  You know what I mean?
[01:54:05]  You don't hear them hyping this particular crap up, but how convenient.

=== Libel Tourist Laws (02:42) ===

[01:54:09]  Isn't it ironic, don't you think?
[01:54:13]  Anyway, we're running out of time here, man.
[01:54:15]  We got a whole bunch of things to talk about.
[01:54:16]  Did you hear about the Queen of England?
[01:54:19]  The supposed Queen of England that has no authority, huh?
[01:54:24]  Well, she gave a speech, I think it was today or yesterday.
[01:54:29]  I mean, I don't get the time zones, but she gave it today and basically stated that she is going to implement new laws banishing libel tourists, meaning that the Brits can now basically say outright lies against anybody across the world.
[01:54:49]  And if it affects that person elsewhere other than exclusively the UK, for instance, if somebody throws a libelist statement from the UK and it only exclusively affects that particular demographic within the UK, well, then that's when you can only, as a foreigner, go into the UK courts and sue somebody for libel.
[01:55:15]  But on the other hand, if you're like one of these stars, for instance, if you're one of these goddamn, how can I put it?
[01:55:22]  These celebrities that get bombarded by these goddamn UK tabloids and they allege something against you, and it doesn't just affect you in the UK, but it affects you worldwide or abroad.
[01:55:36]  Well, under these new laws that the queen and her wrinkled ass has enacted, you can't sue anymore for libel in the UK.
[01:55:45]  So if it affects you on a global scale, and even if it's rooted in the UK, thanks to this filthy old, disgusting, useless prehistoric monarch queen, now none of the people in the international community can go into the UK courts and sue for libel.
[01:56:03]  Can you believe this crap?
[01:56:04]  Unfreaking believable.
[01:56:06]  Yeah, thanks, Queen.
[01:56:07]  I thought the queen had no significance of passing laws.
[01:56:12]  I thought she was just a figurehead, remember?
[01:56:14]  Huh?
[01:56:15]  This old skank came out today with her stupid crown on her head and her stupid staff and her jewels and its stupid dumbass dead animal that she wears as a cape.
[01:56:26]  She came out and said, Oh, yes, I'm going to put out new laws to banish liable tourists that come in here and try to go to the UK and clog all court systems with libel suits.
[01:56:37]  So let me tell you, these people in the UK can now say anything that they, anything, anything that they want, and if it affects you and you're not from the UK and it affects you on a global scale, you can't go to the UK and sue these people.

=== Russian Communist Behavior (04:33) ===

[01:56:52]  Isn't that great?
[01:56:53]  Yeah, thanks, Queenie.
[01:56:57]  Jesus Christ.
[01:57:00]  Anyway, let me freaking, let me move on.
[01:57:03]  I don't even want to stay on that subject matter.
[01:57:05]  But once again, I thought the Queen was insignificant.
[01:57:08]  Now she's passed new laws against liable tourists.
[01:57:13]  Yeah, that makes me want to go to the UK.
[01:57:15]  I mean, I got a lot of UK capitalists.
[01:57:16]  Don't get me wrong.
[01:57:17]  And they're all, I mean, Jub Jubbs, one of them.
[01:57:20]  I got a whole bunch of others in the capitalist army, and much props to them.
[01:57:23]  They always tell me, come on, ghosts, come down to London, mate.
[01:57:26]  You'd love it.
[01:57:28]  I mean, it's great, you know what I mean?
[01:57:30]  Jesus Christ, are you kidding me?
[01:57:32]  If I go down to London now, I'm going to be labeled as a tourist, and these idiots can say whatever they want about me, man.
[01:57:38]  They can print whatever the hell they want about me.
[01:57:40]  I can't do nothing about it.
[01:57:43]  Jesus Christ.
[01:57:47]  Anyway, let me move on to the next subject.
[01:57:49]  Did you hear about Vladimir Putin?
[01:57:51]  He's taking the Russian presidency again, even though he kind of gave it to, you know, Medivev for a couple of years, or a few years, I should say, just because he wanted to justify some level of democracy, which was a farce.
[01:58:09]  But anyway, Vladimir Putin today said that he is going to implement Russia on the global scale.
[01:58:15]  He will force everybody to recognize Russia on the global scale.
[01:58:19]  And of course, guess who congratulated him on his new term in office?
[01:58:23]  Barack Obama.
[01:58:25]  Yeah.
[01:58:27]  Yeah, that's who congratulated him.
[01:58:30]  And you know, in the same speech in which Vladimir Putie Pooh claimed that he is going to make Russia recognized within the international community, he claimed that it's going to be a new era in Russian politics.
[01:58:44]  And while he said this speech, he decided to order his secret Gestapo-like police to round up all political opposition.
[01:58:54]  Round up like Gestapo-style all political opposition and throw them in jail for supposedly 15 days.
[01:59:02]  But I'll be surprised if they even make it out, to be honest with you.
[01:59:06]  I mean, this is Russia.
[01:59:07]  I mean, you know, once you're taken prisoner in Russia, I mean, gulags, you know, abuse, torture.
[01:59:15]  Same thing with China.
[01:59:16]  This is typical communist behavior.
[01:59:19]  I mean, you know, this is what they do.
[01:59:21]  They want to eliminate any kind of opposition that can contradict their authority.
[01:59:26]  Because how is it authority if it can be contradicted?
[01:59:29]  How is it authority if it's hypocrisy?
[01:59:31]  It can't.
[01:59:32]  So it must eliminate all opposition.
[01:59:34]  And that's exactly what Vladimir Pootie Pooh did.
[01:59:38]  God damn you, Vladimir Pootie Pooh.
[01:59:41]  He's a piece of trash.
[01:59:43]  And why our president, all right?
[01:59:45]  Why our president, for Christ's sake, is bowing down to this piece of trash?
[01:59:49]  I have no idea.
[01:59:50]  You all heard that open mic little conversation between Obama and Medavev, right?
[01:59:57]  I mean, if you haven't, you need to YouTube that.
[01:59:59]  You need to YouTube that and listen to it.
[02:00:01]  And now that Pootie Pooh is back as president, Obama is congratulating O Pootie Pooh while Pootie Pooh is rounding up his opposition like a freaking Nazi Germany Gestapo.
[02:00:12]  It's sick.
[02:00:13]  It's hypocrisy.
[02:00:14]  And I'm calling on Russia, come on, Russia.
[02:00:17]  Come on and raise up.
[02:00:22]  You cannot sit there and continue this hypocrisy at all costs at this point in time.
[02:00:28]  You cannot continue to validate the hypocrisy and contradictions of Vladimir Putin and your current criminal government.
[02:00:37]  Your government are criminals.
[02:00:38]  That's what they are.
[02:00:40]  And if you don't believe me that your government are criminals, they're so highly integrated with the Russian mafia, the Russian mafia is practically running the government.
[02:00:52]  So, you know, Russia, it's time for you guys to raise up straight up.
[02:00:56]  All right?
[02:00:57]  No BS.
[02:00:58]  I mean, that's enough of this crap.
[02:01:00]  All right.
[02:01:00]  Stop justifying the unbridled dictatorship of tyrants that could care less about you and the continuity of your people.
[02:01:11]  Jesus Christ.
[02:01:13]  Promising a stronger Russia while he's jailing the political opposition.
[02:01:18]  You tyrant!
[02:01:20]  You totalitarian scumbag.

=== Foreign Policy Dictatorship (06:42) ===

[02:01:25]  Anyway, Jesus Christ, we are now in the third and final hour of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
[02:01:33]  And of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
[02:01:39]  And once again, folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
[02:01:43]  Before we get into anything else, I'd like for everybody to please retweet the broadcast, all right?
[02:01:48]  Go to the social networks.
[02:01:50]  Go to the forums.
[02:01:51]  Go to the blogs.
[02:01:53]  And screw around.
[02:01:54]  Screw around.
[02:01:56]  Screw around like a wild.
[02:02:00]  And let everybody know that True Capitalist Radio is in effect and in the house.
[02:02:05]  And of course, for all you fat, lazy ass that are too lazy to open up another freaking window on your browser.
[02:02:15]  Once again, we got all kinds of buttons underneath the player right in front of your fat, filthy face.
[02:02:20]  All right?
[02:02:21]  Retweet this buttons, Google Plus buttons, Facebook like buttons, share this buttons.
[02:02:26]  Use and abuse those freaking buttons, baby, all right?
[02:02:30]  It's just a freaking click, for Christ's sake.
[02:02:35]  Anyway, I hate to look at the engineer.
[02:02:39]  Engineer.
[02:02:40]  Hey!
[02:02:41]  Hey!
[02:02:42]  Do we got any Twitter shout-outs or what?
[02:02:51]  Engineer, we do have some Twitter shout-outs to be had.
[02:02:54]  And if you want a Twitter shout-out right here, right now, live on the True Capitalist Radio broadcast, all you've got to do is tweet at me right now, Ghost Politics.
[02:03:06]  All right?
[02:03:06]  All one word, no underscores.
[02:03:08]  Tweet at me with the hashtag Capitalist Army with the hashtag Capitalist Army.
[02:03:16]  Anyway, we got G-Man Capitalist in the place.
[02:03:20]  We got somebody named the Gay Bagel.
[02:03:23]  Jesus Christ.
[02:03:25]  Canadian Ghostie in the house.
[02:03:28]  We got King Kamina.
[02:03:29]  All right.
[02:03:31]  We got Ghost as my host in the place.
[02:03:34]  We got Fidel Ghostro.
[02:03:37]  Shove it up your ass with the Fidel Ghost Row.
[02:03:42]  Jesus Christ.
[02:03:43]  We got Jackie Drug.
[02:03:45]  What's going on to Jackie Drug in the house?
[02:03:48]  We got Crime in Boston.
[02:03:50]  Whatever the hell that's supposed to mean.
[02:03:51]  We got Steamy Towel.
[02:03:54]  Who else we got?
[02:03:55]  We got, you know, who, Jesus Christ.
[02:03:58]  Got these sick names.
[02:03:59]  We got Sandwich Glass.
[02:04:02]  Sandwich Glass.
[02:04:03]  That sounds pretty edible, huh?
[02:04:05]  We got Juggalo's Ghost.
[02:04:08]  Jesus Christ.
[02:04:10]  Freaking gay homo clowns, for Christ's sake.
[02:04:13]  Who else do we got?
[02:04:15]  Tweet at me with the hashtag Capitalist Army, for Christ's sake.
[02:04:21]  Who else do we got?
[02:04:22]  We've got Dragon Stomp.
[02:04:24]  We got Pootie Pooh Loves You.
[02:04:26]  Shove it up, your ass, with the Pootie Pooh.
[02:04:30]  Jag off.
[02:04:33]  Who else do we got?
[02:04:34]  Jesus Christ.
[02:04:37]  Some of these people have already shouted you out.
[02:04:39]  And some of you, I'm not even going to shout you out because you idiots were tweeting at me saying, I'm bored.
[02:04:46]  I'm bored.
[02:04:49]  Well, you keep doing it.
[02:04:51]  Just keep saying you're bored and see if you get a Twitter shout out, boy.
[02:04:58]  You piece of crap.
[02:05:01]  Anyway, who else do we got?
[02:05:02]  We got Ish Kibble.
[02:05:05]  We've got Kadu.
[02:05:07]  Jesus Christ.
[02:05:08]  Oh, now we got CNN for ghosts.
[02:05:10]  Oh, that's great, eh?
[02:05:12]  Oh, yeah, CNN for ghost.
[02:05:15]  That's rich.
[02:05:18]  Jesus Christ.
[02:05:19]  We got Minty Brony.
[02:05:21]  Minty Brony, really?
[02:05:23]  Jesus.
[02:05:24]  Ads for ghost.
[02:05:25]  Real funny with the ads, asshole, all right?
[02:05:27]  I'm just sick of that crap.
[02:05:29]  Brony424.
[02:05:31]  I mean, Jesus Christ, I'm getting infested by bronies.
[02:05:36]  God, man.
[02:05:38]  Is there anybody else listening besides you freaking bronies, man?
[02:05:41]  You kidding me?
[02:05:43]  Telling you, you people are going to piss me off, man.
[02:05:46]  You're going to piss me off to the point where I'm going to go out and I am going to literally maybe crash BronyCon that's going to happen in Austin, Texas.
[02:05:56]  I'm not joking.
[02:05:57]  Me and the capitalist army, we may go down there to that goddamn holiday inn for Christ's sake and crack BronyCon if you goddamn Bronies keep coming at me, bro.
[02:06:09]  I'm not joking.
[02:06:13]  Jesus Christ.
[02:06:15]  What, 4chan wants a shout out?
[02:06:18]  What, what, what, the X-board?
[02:06:19]  Shoving up your ass, all right?
[02:06:22]  You idiots from 4chan, you brought these people over here.
[02:06:26]  You brought it!
[02:06:27]  You 4chan E-bombs!
[02:06:29]  You brought this crap over here.
[02:06:35]  Jesus Christ, man.
[02:06:38]  You brought this crap into my life.
[02:06:43]  Good God.
[02:06:47]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[02:06:49]  Look at this name: Strokes for Travolta.
[02:06:54]  That one's pretty funny.
[02:06:55]  I have to admit it.
[02:06:56]  That's pretty funny.
[02:06:57]  What's going on to pudding head pony, spiral swag, wet in Texas?
[02:07:04]  Yeah, real funny, you jerk, all right?
[02:07:07]  Stop it.
[02:07:07]  I mean, I may not be able to come onto this broadcast on a Thursday or Baller Friday because, you know, we're going to have major rainstorms out here.
[02:07:17]  All right?
[02:07:18]  I'm talking tornadic activity.
[02:07:19]  I'm talking about major thunderstorms.
[02:07:21]  I'm talking about freaking lightning strikes like 700 an hour, baby.
[02:07:25]  All right?
[02:07:27]  So don't give me that crap.
[02:07:29]  Anyway, we got Super Saiyan Ghost, Jimmy Kudos.
[02:07:35]  We got BBBBDBBB.
[02:07:39]  Who else we got?
[02:07:40]  We got Turdberg's Radio.
[02:07:42]  True Berg's Radio.
[02:07:44]  True Bergs Radio?
[02:07:45]  Shove it up your ass.
[02:07:47]  True Berg's Radio.
[02:07:51]  Assholes.
[02:07:52]  You know, on that note, screw you.
[02:07:53]  I'm not saying any more Twitter shout-outs after that.
[02:07:56]  Screw you, you asshole.
[02:07:57]  All right?
[02:07:58]  I'm getting to the rest of the broadcast.
[02:07:59]  Screw you.
[02:08:00]  All right?
[02:08:01]  Just sit over there.
[02:08:02]  True Bergs Radio.
[02:08:04]  Shove it up your ass.
[02:08:07]  Jesus Christ.

=== Ukraine Political Prisoner (02:30) ===

[02:08:08]  We were talking about Pootie Pooh taking the presidency once again and how Barack Obama congratulated this communist piece of crap.
[02:08:15]  But let's go ahead and move on to the next subject matter.
[02:08:17]  Let's go talk about the Ukraine.
[02:08:19]  We've been discussing the jailing of the former prime minister, Yulia Tymshenko, and the reason she's being jailed is much like the reason Vladimir Putin is jailing his political opposition.
[02:08:32]  Those new communists out of Donbass, Ukraine have taken control of the Ukrainian parliament, and they have brought up trumped-up charges against Yulia Tanchemko, and she is now currently under imprisonment, being beaten and tortured by the Ukrainian authorities.
[02:08:49]  And now that the EU and a bunch of people throughout the international community have actually focused some attention on this political prisoner, now the Ukraine's saying, okay, we will now transport her to a hospital.
[02:09:04]  Oh, gee, thanks.
[02:09:05]  Thanks for trying.
[02:09:06]  Thanks for referring Tanchenko to a damn hospital after you beat the shit out of her.
[02:09:15]  I mean, look, I'm not trying to say that Yulia Tanchenko was a perfect politician, but the charges that were brought up to jail this former prime minister was false.
[02:09:30]  It was based upon the communists from Donbass, Ukraine, which basically consists of Russian-speaking industrialists that still have this goddamn idealism of communism, this authoritarianism.
[02:09:44]  This is why these people brought up these trumped-up charges, because Yulia Tonshenko is the leader of the only, the only opposition, the only political opposition to those goddamn commies in Donbass that come out of Donbass.
[02:09:57]  This is the only opposition that could overtake the parliament, so they're jailing her.
[02:10:02]  So, you know, she can't be an issue in the new communist takeover of the Ukrainian parliament.
[02:10:11]  I mean, that's just how it is.
[02:10:14]  Anyway, now that she's been taken to a hospital, she's ended her hunger strike.
[02:10:18]  She's currently in a hospital being overseen by a German official, which is supposed to, you know, be some kind of like an outside liaison to observe what's actually happened to Tyme Shenko.
[02:10:30]  But I think that what these goddamn communists in the Ukraine need to do is take their goddamn heads, take it out of their ass, and free Tymshenko, for Christ's sake.

=== UN Syria Targeting (10:42) ===

[02:10:38]  All right?
[02:10:38]  And that's all there is to it, you stupid Ukrainian Donbass commie freaks.
[02:10:44]  Anyway, let me move to Iraq.
[02:10:46]  Did you hear what happened in Iraq for Christ's sake?
[02:10:48]  I mean, Iraq has forced Interpol.
[02:10:52]  And for you folks that don't know what Interpol is, it's the international crime-fighting organization that's supposed to be international.
[02:11:00]  It's supposed to catch international terrorists and criminals that are on the run.
[02:11:05]  Well, Iraq has actually convinced the Interpol International Organization to put out an arrest warrant, an international arrest warrant for their vice president.
[02:11:17]  Can you believe this crap?
[02:11:19]  I mean, the Iraq government has now gotten Interpol to issue a worldwide alert, like a worldwide warrant for the Iraqi vice president, the current sitting vice president, Tyreek al-Hashemi.
[02:11:35]  And the reason is that they're claiming that al-Hashemi is behind a lot of the Shia violence.
[02:11:42]  You know, the violence against the Shia religion or the Shia tribal faction within Iraq.
[02:11:48]  Because, of course, al-Hashemi is a Sunni.
[02:11:51]  And this just goes to show you what we have left behind in Iraq.
[02:11:55]  And what I mean by we, I'm talking about America.
[02:11:57]  We've left behind this horrific powder keg of tribal explosion.
[02:12:04]  I mean, you know, you got the Shias that hate the Sunnis, the Sunnis that hate the Shias, and both Sunni and Shias hate the Kurds.
[02:12:12]  I mean, it is a disgusting situation.
[02:12:14]  And now you've got the Iraqi government trying to indict its own vice president.
[02:12:20]  I mean, what does that say?
[02:12:22]  I mean, what does that say for the foreign policy?
[02:12:26]  What does that say for the foreign policy of Barack Obama, the foreign policy of the liberal regime?
[02:12:32]  What does that say?
[02:12:34]  I'll tell you what it says.
[02:12:35]  It's pathetic.
[02:12:37]  It's pathetic.
[02:12:38]  How can you run on this?
[02:12:41]  How can you run on this kind of foreign policy for Christ's sake?
[02:12:45]  And not to mention that the United States citizens are still on the bill for that over $4 trillion incurred in liberating Iraq.
[02:12:55]  We're still on the hook for that.
[02:12:56]  While Iraq is selling oil on the world market and giving themselves trillions in surplus, they're not even paying us back the trillions that we incurred in debt liberating these people.
[02:13:09]  I mean, what a joke, man.
[02:13:11]  I mean, Barack Obama wants to run on this foreign policy, really?
[02:13:16]  I mean, yeah, let's talk foreign policy.
[02:13:18]  You got Joe Biden over here wanting to talk foreign policy?
[02:13:20]  Yeah, let's talk foreign policy, sir.
[02:13:24]  Let's talk foreign policy for Christ's sake.
[02:13:29]  Jesus Christ.
[02:13:31]  Anyway, once again, Iraq gets interpol to issue a worldwide alert for its own Vice President, Tariq al-Hashemi.
[02:13:40]  I mean, this doesn't spell very good, you know, for a cohesive and civil Iraq, does it?
[02:13:46]  Jesus Christ.
[02:13:47]  Let's move on, man.
[02:13:48]  We're running out of time.
[02:13:49]  Did you once again, have y'all been hearing about this China Sea dispute between China and the Philippines?
[02:13:56]  We've been covering this every now and then.
[02:13:59]  It's reaching to a boiling point to the point where last evening on China television, China supposedly accidentally broadcasted.
[02:14:09]  Remember, this is a state-run media.
[02:14:11]  They supposedly accidentally broadcasted that the Philippines is now the land of China.
[02:14:20]  Like they took it over or something.
[02:14:22]  I kid you not.
[02:14:23]  Can you believe this crap?
[02:14:23]  The state-run Chinese media announced last night that China had taken over the Philippines.
[02:14:32]  I mean, Jesus Christ.
[02:14:33]  Don't get me wrong.
[02:14:34]  They finally admitted that they'd done goofed, but they are still staunch in their China Sea dispute.
[02:14:40]  I mean, once again, China believes that all of the China Sea is exclusive maritime property of its country.
[02:14:48]  Even the China Sea that borders the Philippines.
[02:14:52]  They believe that all the natural resources, the oil that could be extracted, the fishery, everything belongs to China, and the Philippines ain't backing down.
[02:15:01]  You know what I mean?
[02:15:03]  They ain't backing down at all, for Christ's sake.
[02:15:08]  I'm really anxious to see what exactly is going to happen, because let's be honest.
[02:15:12]  I mean, the Philippines don't really stand a chance against the Chinese, and it makes you wonder if the Chinese is just doing this to flex nuts or to show an example to the rest of the world that when they finally implement any kind of military theater on the Philippines and annihilate them and probably take their country over like they suggested last night on the Chinese media, maybe this is a show to the world of their flexing nuts.
[02:15:37]  You know what I'm saying?
[02:15:39]  I'm just saying, I mean, you know, how in the hell can you claim that you own the maritime real estate of a piece of water that borders another country?
[02:15:46]  It doesn't make any sense.
[02:15:49]  They're idiots.
[02:15:50]  All right, give me a freaking break.
[02:15:51]  Anyway, let's move on, man.
[02:15:53]  We're running out of time.
[02:15:53]  South Sudan is accusing Khartoum of being more border attacks.
[02:15:59]  From what I understand, you know, it's turning into all-out civil war once again.
[02:16:05]  The North has bombed the South Sudan oil resources.
[02:16:08]  The South is finally, you know, which they should have done, the South should have done to begin with.
[02:16:14]  But the South is retaliating back.
[02:16:17]  They're fighting at Hegelij.
[02:16:19]  They're fighting at Darfur.
[02:16:21]  They're fighting at all these areas that are disputed.
[02:16:24]  Even though there is a 1953 agreement relating to this border dispute, but once again, I mean, you know, civil war is ensuing in the Sudan.
[02:16:35]  And it's really, really sad.
[02:16:36]  It's pathetic.
[02:16:37]  You know, it's really, really freaking pathetic that what's really fueling the hatred behind both the North and the South is not politics.
[02:16:47]  It's religion.
[02:16:50]  It's religion.
[02:16:51]  I mean, the South is predominantly Christian.
[02:16:54]  The North is all Muslim.
[02:16:57]  And this is really the crux of why these people are fighting each other.
[02:17:00]  It has nothing to do with land.
[02:17:02]  It has nothing to do with oil revenues.
[02:17:04]  These idiots can cohabitate side by side and split these oil deposits like they have been.
[02:17:11]  That's why they started flourishing a little bit.
[02:17:13]  That's why they were able to buy weapons.
[02:17:15]  That's why they're able to modernize to a certain degree.
[02:17:17]  And that's why they're going back at each other with these goddamn weapons and going back to the Civil War, man.
[02:17:23]  Jesus Christ.
[02:17:25]  Oh, what the hell's happening here?
[02:17:28]  Ah, Jesus Christ.
[02:17:29]  Don't tell me that BTR just cut my damn broadcast short.
[02:17:35]  People are saying they can't hear me for Christ's sake.
[02:17:39]  Can anybody hear me?
[02:17:40]  Let me take some calls here.
[02:17:41]  646-652-4869.
[02:17:43]  I mean, can these people hear me on the air?
[02:17:46]  Hey, 281, you there?
[02:17:52]  How about who else is here?
[02:17:54]  How about Jesus Christ?
[02:17:57]  How about Area Code 941?
[02:17:59]  Hey, Karaskin, you there?
[02:18:01]  Yeah, I'm here.
[02:18:02]  What's up?
[02:18:02]  Hey, how are you doing, Karaskin, man?
[02:18:04]  Did I cut off on the, uh, did I cut off on the freaking, uh, no, no, I'm coming back.
[02:18:12]  Yeah, it's coming back.
[02:18:13]  All right, it's good.
[02:18:14]  It's coming back, man.
[02:18:15]  I'm telling you, I can't believe that this goddamn BTR, I'm paying money to these people.
[02:18:20]  Keep up the stream, man.
[02:18:21]  It's not even that much of a freaking broadcast.
[02:18:23]  It's like, what is it, 33K or something?
[02:18:26]  Give me a break.
[02:18:27]  Yeah, I believe so.
[02:18:31]  Hey, Karaskin, we're going to have, do you mind if we have another edition of Ask Haraskin?
[02:18:36]  Sure, we can do that.
[02:18:38]  All right, give me five minutes.
[02:18:39]  I want to get done with the agenda out here, and then we'll come back to you.
[02:18:42]  All right, Karaskin?
[02:18:44]  All right.
[02:18:45]  All right, man.
[02:18:46]  Thanks a lot.
[02:18:46]  Stay there.
[02:18:47]  Hey, we're going to have another edition of Ask Haraskin after we finish the agenda out here.
[02:18:51]  We've got about a little over 10 minutes left to finish the agenda.
[02:18:55]  We were talking a little bit about how South Sudan is accusing the North of more border attacks.
[02:19:00]  It's all out civil war.
[02:19:02]  It's civil war out there in the Hegelie area, Darfur, and it's a recipe for disaster, man.
[02:19:08]  I can't believe that these two sides can't realize that it's all about the money, you idiots.
[02:19:17]  Anyway, let's go ahead and move on.
[02:19:19]  Did you hear about this blast in Syria that targeted the United Nations monitors for Christ's sake?
[02:19:26]  Can you believe this?
[02:19:28]  I mean, that's how serious this whole goddamn Syrian situation that they're targeting the United Nations, for Christ's sake.
[02:19:35]  Now, none of the United Nations monitors were hurt.
[02:19:39]  Some of the Syrian troops that were supposed to be protecting the monitors were hurt.
[02:19:43]  But once again, hey, United Nations, why don't you do something else other than monitor for Christ's sake, all right?
[02:19:51]  I mean, over 11,000 people have died in a little over a year because of this disgusting tyrant, Bashar al-Assad, and his insistence upon killing his own people so he could sustain his totalitarian dictatorship.
[02:20:06]  Why don't you focus on that a little bit, United Nations, you bureaucratic international piece of crap?
[02:20:14]  Anyway, I mean, you know, to be honest with you, when I heard, you know, just between you and me, folks, when I heard that the United Nations were targeted in Syria, I mean, the first thing that came to mind was I mean, you know, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, man, this damn thing has been going on since last March 2011, for Christ's sake.
[02:20:37]  There's been over 11,000 people dead, and now they're just going to go in and send monitors into this situation.
[02:20:43]  Yeah, great.
[02:20:44]  Yeah, I'm real proud of you, UN.
[02:20:46]  Jesus Christ.
[02:20:49]  Give me a break.
[02:20:50]  Anyway, once again, blast in Syria targeted the United Nations monitors that are supposed to be monitoring this situation.
[02:21:00]  So anyway, let me move on to another subject.
[02:21:03]  Let's talk about something a little bit lighter, all right, since we're talking about all this serious business, all these international relations, you know, all these serious subjects.
[02:21:12]  Has anybody heard about what's happening with Sean freaking Travolta, for Christ's sake?
[02:21:18]  I mean, does anybody know what's happening?

=== John Travolta Allegations (02:33) ===

[02:21:21]  This guy is being charged with sexual harassment by Two different defendants.
[02:21:28]  Or no, two different two different, you know what I'm talking about.
[02:21:32]  Jesus Christ, give me my drink for Christ's sake.
[02:21:35]  Two di two different planets is what I'm saying.
[02:21:42]  One alleges that as he was massaging him in a hotel, and I'm talking about John Travolta, that John Travolta directed the male masseuse that he wanted some glued work.
[02:22:00]  Now, if you don't know what glued work means, it means that he wanted definite massage in the ass region.
[02:22:08]  And as he was massaging the anus of John Travolta, John Travolta basically opened his legs and exposed his, how can I put it, old one-eye worshiping the ceiling.
[02:22:23]  You know what I'm saying?
[02:22:25]  And basically, hinted to kind of finish him off, that sort of thing.
[02:22:31]  Anyway, that's one person alleging sexual harassment.
[02:22:36]  The other one is another masseuse who claims that John Travolta allegedly tried to grab the crotch of this particular masseuse.
[02:22:48]  And unfortunately, he filed a lawsuit because of this, for Christ's sake.
[02:22:54]  Now, it's no secret.
[02:22:56]  I mean, it's been alleged, especially within the past several years, that John Travolta patronizes bathhouses.
[02:23:05]  This is alleged, of course, all right?
[02:23:08]  That he's been patronizing, you know, different variations of homosexual sexual activity.
[02:23:18]  And you know what?
[02:23:19]  To each their own, all right?
[02:23:21]  To each their own.
[02:23:22]  But, you know, Travolta, I mean, how much money do you have?
[02:23:26]  How much money do you have, you sick pervert?
[02:23:28]  I mean, couldn't you get, you know, some freaking, you know, gay porn star or some kind of homosexual escort or something and like do this in the privacy of some kind of home or on your freaking airplane or on a boat or something of that nature.
[02:23:45]  I mean, why exactly are you making passes at the masseuse at your freaking hotel for Christ's sake, man?

=== Tupac Black Jesus Myth (05:25) ===

[02:23:54]  Jesus Christ.
[02:23:58]  I mean, what an utter joke, man.
[02:24:00]  What an utter joke.
[02:24:01]  I mean, you know, John Travolta, just come out the closet already, man, all right?
[02:24:05]  Come on.
[02:24:07]  Come on.
[02:24:08]  Give me a break.
[02:24:12]  Anyway, we got more audio problems thanks to the Blog Talk Radio Network.
[02:24:17]  If you can't hear me right now, by all means, tweet at Blog Talk Radio right now and tell them, take their heads out of their proverbial asses and start broadcasting for Christ's sake, all right?
[02:24:27]  I'm paying for this freaking patent pending crap.
[02:24:34]  Anyway, that's enough of John Travolta for Christ's sake.
[02:24:36]  I mean, you know, stop fruiting up, John Travolta.
[02:24:39]  Stop fruiting up.
[02:24:41]  I can't look at Vincent Vega the same way every time Pulp Fiction gets on now, for Christ's sake.
[02:24:46]  I mean, Jesus Christ.
[02:24:49]  Anyway, let me move on.
[02:24:50]  Did y'all hear about Shuge Night?
[02:24:53]  Did y'all hear about Suge Knight, man?
[02:24:54]  He is now alleging that Tupac Chaco, that's right, the infamous Tupac is still alive.
[02:25:03]  Oh, no.
[02:25:05]  Can you believe this, Crab?
[02:25:06]  Tupac is still alive.
[02:25:08]  I mean, this is according to Suge Knight, the man that was there in the car with him when he supposedly got shot.
[02:25:14]  He's now alleging out here that Tupac may still be alive.
[02:25:20]  And you know, I think to myself, you know, it wouldn't uh it wouldn't surprise me if this idiot is really still alive.
[02:25:28]  And, you know, y you think about after he died, the album that came out right after he died was this ridiculous album called Machiavelli.
[02:25:37]  And uh he made all kinds of different correlations, you know, with the number seven, the seven-day theory, and he put all this subliminal messages.
[02:25:47]  He kept putting out records even though he was dead, that sort of thing, all right.
[02:25:53]  And then for Suge Knight to say that he may still be alive, especially after that hologram situation after Coachilla, I have one thing to say, all right?
[02:26:07]  If Tupac Shakur is still alive, then some real gangster ass OG needs to come out the pocket, pull out the strap, and finish the job on this son of a bitch, all right?
[02:26:20]  I'm not joking, man.
[02:26:22]  You can't mess around with people's freaking minds that way.
[02:26:25]  You can't go out and say, Yeah, look at me, I'm dead, baby.
[02:26:29]  I'm dead.
[02:26:31]  And then, you know, the album that comes out when you supposedly died has you crucified like you're black Jesus on the Machiavelli album.
[02:26:39]  Have you all seen the Machiavelli album, for Christ's sake?
[02:26:42]  I mean, he's got himself crucified like he's black Jesus.
[02:26:46]  You know what I mean?
[02:26:46]  And believe it or not, some of these goddamn ignorant fucking rap, hip-hop, freaking infested freaks actually believe that this idiot is black Jesus.
[02:26:59]  You know what I mean?
[02:27:00]  And so just imagine if he comes back and he's really alive.
[02:27:03]  Just imagine how many ignorant ass hip-hop dope-smoking 40-ounce chugging cap-busting idiots will actually believe that this idiot is thug life black Jesus.
[02:27:14]  Huh?
[02:27:16]  I mean, seriously, I'm not joking, man.
[02:27:18]  Hey, Tupac, you better not be alive, man.
[02:27:21]  I'm just saying, you better not be alive because this is not entertainment, man.
[02:27:25]  This is messing with people's heads.
[02:27:27]  This is you trying to equate yourself as some kind of theological figure.
[02:27:32]  You know what I mean?
[02:27:33]  I mean, it's stupid.
[02:27:35]  I mean, I don't, I think he's dead.
[02:27:37]  I mean, I'm hoping he's dead.
[02:27:39]  But if he's not, then I'm not accepting this ridiculous game that this asshole's playing.
[02:27:46]  And I think that some gangster ass gangster that wants to make a name for themselves should go out and bust a cap on Pac because he's blatantly trying to put himself on a pedestal as a resurrected black Jesus if this guy comes back from the from supposedly being shot and dead.
[02:28:06]  That's all I'm saying, man.
[02:28:07]  I mean, I'm not trying to say that anything that violence should be implemented on anybody or anything of that nature.
[02:28:17]  But god damn it, I refuse to sit over here and allow Tupac Shakur to manipulate the minds of simpletons.
[02:28:26]  And of course, his whole demographic was thug life in the Westside.
[02:28:32]  And he's going to die.
[02:28:33]  The album that comes out after his death is called Machiavelli, which you need to read about Machiavelli.
[02:28:39]  He actually wrote about faking one's death so that he can cause retribution on his enemies and that sort of thing.
[02:28:50]  But let me tell you something right now, man.
[02:28:53]  I mean, if this guy comes back, I mean, some of you gangsters need to, you know, come out your damn hoods and start going rat-tat-tat-tat on this idiot so he can, you know, so everybody knows that he is a mortal man.
[02:29:07]  He's not black Jesus.
[02:29:10]  He's not resurrecting himself.
[02:29:12]  He's not Machiavelli.
[02:29:13]  He's not the seven-day theory.
[02:29:16]  And he's not, you know, he's not Jesus.

=== Ask Karaskin Segment (14:52) ===

[02:29:19]  All right?
[02:29:21]  So Tupac better not be alive.
[02:29:24]  Tupac, you better not be alive, boy.
[02:29:28]  You better not be alive.
[02:29:32]  Anyway, last but not least, let's go ahead and go to the last part of the episode.
[02:29:37]  All right.
[02:29:38]  Did anybody hear that New York now has legalized viewing child pornography online thanks to a New York judge by the name of Carmen Bochamp Kirpatrick?
[02:29:53]  Can you believe this crap?
[02:29:54]  Yeah.
[02:29:55]  Oh, I'm sure all you sick-ass twisted, Woody Allen, butt-loving pedophiles just got your asshole puckered right now, huh?
[02:30:02]  Yeah, you sick, twisted freaks.
[02:30:04]  Well, thanks to this judge in New York, Judge Carmen Bochamp Kirpatrick, or Kai Patrick, C-I, no, excuse me, I can't pronounce this stupid idiot's name.
[02:30:20]  C-I-P-A-R-I-C-K.
[02:30:23]  All right?
[02:30:24]  Carmen BCM, that's B-E-A-U-U-C-H-A-M-P.
[02:30:32]  Thanks to this judge in New York, it is now legal, legal, legal, legal to view child pornography, child pornography on the God in New York City.
[02:30:47]  Can you believe this crap?
[02:30:50]  I can't believe this crap, man.
[02:30:54]  Jesus Christ, man.
[02:30:56]  What a joke.
[02:30:57]  What an utter joke.
[02:31:00]  And we're supposed to accept this.
[02:31:04]  We're supposed to just be like, oh, well, you know, those New Yorkers, you know, they're very progressive.
[02:31:09]  I mean, Bloomberg and all you liberals out there, take your goddamn heads out of your Karl Marx worshiping asses and realize the hypocrisy here.
[02:31:18]  You idiots are out there and you're trying to outlaw smoking in your own home.
[02:31:23]  You're trying to outlaw salt and trans fats and you're trying to implement all these Nazi-like attempts at legislation.
[02:31:32]  And you mean to tell me that it is okay to go to New York and view child pornography online?
[02:31:41]  What a disgusting disgrace.
[02:31:44]  What a disgusting disgrace.
[02:31:46]  I think everybody should troll every goddamn New York politician, especially this judge, for Christ's sake, Carmen B. Champ Pyrick, or whatever her stupid damn woody Allen butt-loving pedophile name is, because of her ruling.
[02:32:04]  It is now legal in New York to view child pornography.
[02:32:11]  And this is what she wrote and said.
[02:32:14]  Merely viewing web images of child pornography does not, absent of other proof, constitute either possession or procurement within the meaning of our penal law.
[02:32:30]  Can you believe this crap?
[02:32:33]  I mean, what kind of shit is it when we're legalized and got there?
[02:32:56]  I mean, good God!
[02:33:01]  Oh, my God, what a disgusting disgrace.
[02:33:04]  This is the new America.
[02:33:06]  This is the new shitbag America.
[02:33:08]  This is the new shitbag America.
[02:33:10]  This is the new shitbag America that we're living in, for Christ's sake.
[02:33:18]  I can't believe that crap.
[02:33:21]  I can't believe this crap.
[02:33:23]  Screw you people in New York if you're just going to sit there and accept this.
[02:33:26]  Do you understand that?
[02:33:31]  Jesus Christ.
[02:33:32]  Give me the money.
[02:33:36]  You stupid sick freaks in New York.
[02:33:38]  It's time for you New Yorkers that have some kind of integrity to yourself that care about your children to raise up, baby.
[02:33:46]  Raise up against New York Chief Pizza.
[02:33:48]  Raise up, baby.
[02:33:52]  It's time for you to raise up and tell this stupid, disgusting judge and anybody who agrees with her ruling that viewing child pornographic images is not okay.
[02:34:07]  But now in New York, it's legal.
[02:34:08]  So I hope all you pepperoni pizza idiots out there in New York are happy by that.
[02:34:12]  I hope you're happy.
[02:34:16]  Sick assholes.
[02:34:19]  Anyway, that's enough.
[02:34:20]  646-652-4869 is number to call here.
[02:34:25]  I can't believe this crap.
[02:34:28]  Anyway, we got Karaskin on the horn.
[02:34:30]  Hey, Karaskin, are you there?
[02:34:32]  Yeah, I'm here.
[02:34:33]  Hey, Karaskin, we're going to have another edition of Ask Karaskin right now before we have Radio Graffiti.
[02:34:41]  So without any further ado, we got Karaskin, man.
[02:34:44]  What's going on, Karaskin?
[02:34:45]  Yeah, nothing much.
[02:34:47]  Apparently, these people on Twitter are, well, let's just say they are rather not impressed about that segment.
[02:34:55]  Oh, really?
[02:34:56]  What's wrong?
[02:34:56]  What are they doing?
[02:34:58]  What's their problem?
[02:34:59]  Well, apparently they just say it's just butchering radio graffiti.
[02:35:05]  Or apparently they just want to make me a laughingstock or something.
[02:35:09]  Like one guy who would just use one guy on the Twitter name, Carlos Burgers, who starts following me.
[02:35:17]  They're following you, and what is he saying to you?
[02:35:20]  Is he harassing you?
[02:35:21]  What the hell are they doing?
[02:35:23]  I don't know.
[02:35:24]  Maybe he was just trolling.
[02:35:25]  But I tend to stay cool and just ignore him.
[02:35:29]  Yeah, just ignore these pieces of crap.
[02:35:31]  All right?
[02:35:32]  I mean, seriously, just ignore these pieces of crap, man.
[02:35:35]  I mean, hey, why don't you tell these people a piece of your mind before we start asking?
[02:35:40]  Tell these haters and everybody who's hating on you, Karaskin, and tell them a piece of your mind right now.
[02:35:46]  Well, I got nothing to say.
[02:35:47]  Haters got a hate.
[02:35:50]  Yeah, you heard it, man.
[02:35:51]  Anyway, let's go ahead and get to Ask Karaskin.
[02:35:54]  How about 702?
[02:35:55]  Ask her asking.
[02:35:58]  You're a true conservative.
[02:35:59]  You're a real conservative.
[02:36:02]  Shut up with a stupid audio file.
[02:36:05]  This is Ask Karaskin, idiot.
[02:36:06]  253, Ask Karaskin.
[02:36:11]  253, ask her asking.
[02:36:16]  Yeah, here we go with a hell of a deaf mutes, for Christ's sake.
[02:36:19]  Yeah, no kidding.
[02:36:21]  How about 209?
[02:36:22]  Ask her asking.
[02:36:24]  Hey, Karaskin.
[02:36:27]  Yep.
[02:36:28]  Do you have AIDS?
[02:36:31]  I don't have AIDS, Bonehead.
[02:36:34]  Maybe you do.
[02:36:35]  Yeah, no kidding.
[02:36:36]  What kind of question was that?
[02:36:37]  520, Ask Karaskin.
[02:36:41]  Hello?
[02:36:42]  Yeah, what's going on?
[02:36:43]  Ask her asking.
[02:36:46]  So, when do you think America is going to send in the Orwellian nightmare it's been trying to become since the 40s?
[02:36:52]  What do you think, Karaskin?
[02:36:55]  That would be a major bummer.
[02:37:00]  Keep going.
[02:37:00]  You know, people want to hear Karaskin's perspective.
[02:37:05]  Well, first, I think that's all I could say.
[02:37:09]  I haven't thought about that.
[02:37:11]  It is probably a bad thing.
[02:37:12]  I'd rather not think about it.
[02:37:14]  Too gruesome, if you ask me.
[02:37:17]  All right, how about nine oh one?
[02:37:18]  Ask her asking.
[02:37:23]  How about Silence?
[02:37:25]  How about uh six oh three?
[02:37:26]  Ask her asking trash codes might be better than down.
[02:37:34]  Yeah, let's get a Skype caller.
[02:37:35]  How about the new two hundred one three?
[02:37:37]  Ask her asking so random.
[02:37:43]  Hey, the new two one three.
[02:37:46]  Hey, Jason, your girlfriend and her daughters hate you because of your 70s beard.
[02:37:50]  And that's probably why they left you.
[02:37:52]  Oh, look who it is.
[02:37:53]  It's Eric Rinsma, man.
[02:37:54]  Eric the Tits Rinsma, man.
[02:37:56]  What's going on?
[02:37:57]  Straight out of Holland.
[02:37:58]  I can't pronounce the town you live in.
[02:38:01]  How's your sister?
[02:38:02]  What's up?
[02:38:03]  How's your sister, man?
[02:38:05]  The reason why Noreen hates you, well, she actually hates you because of your beard, and she only talks to you because she pities you, man.
[02:38:11]  She will never go to Korea with you.
[02:38:14]  And you have to go to the house.
[02:38:16]  What the hell?
[02:38:17]  What the hell are you talking about?
[02:38:18]  What are you talking about?
[02:38:20]  Yeah, you know what I'm talking about, big boy.
[02:38:22]  How was the winery?
[02:38:24]  How was Hawaii?
[02:38:26]  The winery.
[02:38:27]  You know, you went to the winery with Marie?
[02:38:31]  I don't know.
[02:38:33]  Are you kidding me, man?
[02:38:34]  What do you who do you think I am now, for Christ's sake?
[02:38:37]  Marie?
[02:38:37]  You think my wife's name is fucking Marie?
[02:38:39]  Are you kidding me?
[02:38:40]  I mean, where am I?
[02:38:41]  Freaking married.
[02:38:42]  Am I married to some freaking broad in the mob?
[02:38:45]  No, you're not married.
[02:38:46]  Your wife actually left you because of your badass 70s beard, which everybody hates.
[02:38:50]  Oh, get him out of here.
[02:38:51]  We don't need to take it together.
[02:38:53]  Get him out of here.
[02:38:54]  Are you kidding me?
[02:38:54]  Come on, Eric the Tits Rinsma over here out of the Netherlands.
[02:38:59]  Give me a break.
[02:39:00]  Come on.
[02:39:01]  Yeah, I'm asking.
[02:39:07]  You're controlled.
[02:39:08]  You're controlled.
[02:39:10]  Did you control?
[02:39:11]  Yes.
[02:39:11]  Get this Lauren out of here.
[02:39:13]  Jesus Christ.
[02:39:14]  I know.
[02:39:15]  Come on.
[02:39:15]  It's Askaraskin here.
[02:39:18]  It's Askaraskin.
[02:39:21]  How about 559?
[02:39:23]  Ask her asking.
[02:39:25]  Hey, Karaskin.
[02:39:27]  Y'all?
[02:39:29]  What do you think?
[02:39:30]  What do you think is the worst?
[02:39:31]  Communists or Brony?
[02:39:34]  What did he say?
[02:39:36]  What do you think is worse?
[02:39:37]  Communist or Brahmin?
[02:39:39]  Both.
[02:39:40]  Both are evil.
[02:39:42]  Get him away.
[02:39:43]  Communists and Bronys are rather be afraid of Captain Capitalist.
[02:39:48]  I'm talking about girls.
[02:39:50]  She should be called Captain Capitalist.
[02:39:53]  Right?
[02:39:54]  Yeah, well, I mean, I wouldn't go that far.
[02:39:57]  I'm not that egotistical, but I really appreciate it, man.
[02:40:01]  Thanks.
[02:40:01]  Hey, we're going to take a couple of more Askaraskins, and then we're going to go to Radio Graffiti.
[02:40:05]  613, Ask her Askin.
[02:40:07]  Hey, hey, Karaskin.
[02:40:11]  Y'all?
[02:40:12]  Hey, it's Ashley's brother here, and I just want to know what you have to think on this little thing here.
[02:40:17]  So, so, so for Asho's ninth birthday, we uh we had a My Little Pony birthday party, and um, and her mom was uh dressed up as uh at Twilight.
[02:40:36]  I was Fritishai, and Asho was Pinkie Pie.
[02:40:41]  What's your name, man?
[02:40:43]  I'm a radical to that birthday party.
[02:40:45]  I prefer regular ones.
[02:40:48]  Ask Karaskin, ask her asking.
[02:40:50]  Ask her asking a question.
[02:40:53]  Ask her a question.
[02:40:54]  Okay, well, uh, uh, what do you think of that?
[02:40:59]  Uh, about Ashley's birthday?
[02:41:01]  Well, it's his birthday.
[02:41:02]  See, he could go ahead, I guess.
[02:41:04]  But, you know, he would have been much better if he had a regular birthday.
[02:41:11]  Just tell him I said happy birthday and I hope he can have a good future if we're going to be able to do it.
[02:41:18]  Let's sing Ash Hole and Happy Happy Birthday for Christ's sake because I hear that his mom banned him from the internet.
[02:41:24]  His mom banned him from the internet because he wasn't making good grades.
[02:41:28]  So, hey, you want to sing it with me there, Karaskin?
[02:41:31]  A little bit of happy birthday to Ash Hole?
[02:41:34]  Want to go with Poke's a Johnny Cafello?
[02:41:36]  No, no, it's it's the happy birthday song.
[02:41:39]  I'm not well yeah, that's right.
[02:41:42]  I don't think we can sing happy birthday because of the copyright.
[02:41:46]  Yeah, that's a good point.
[02:41:47]  All right.
[02:41:48]  How about how about for he's a jolly good fellow?
[02:41:50]  That sounds good.
[02:41:50]  You ready?
[02:41:52]  For he's a jolly good.
[02:41:55]  He's a jolly good Mexican.
[02:41:57]  For hell you're the jolly good Mexican.
[02:42:03]  I can't deny.
[02:42:04]  With being in cheese, you can't deny.
[02:42:07]  For he's a jolly good Mexican, for he's a jolly good Mexican, for he's a jolly good Mexican.
[02:42:23]  Woo!
[02:42:23]  Wow.
[02:42:27]  Woo!
[02:42:28]  Anyway, man, thanks a lot there, Karaskin.
[02:42:30]  We're going to go to Radio Graffiti.
[02:42:31]  You want to give a shout out or tell anybody anything out there on the internet?
[02:42:37]  Johnny Good Show 6060 Ashley, for the sake of its birthday, and D-Town 2.
[02:42:45]  Right?
[02:42:45]  All right, man.
[02:42:46]  Thanks a lot, man.
[02:42:47]  Hey, there's Ask Karaskin once again.
[02:42:49]  And you just finished listening to another edition of Ask Karaskin.
[02:42:54]  Everybody loves it.
[02:42:55]  Look at all the people on Twitter.
[02:42:56]  They're loving this.
[02:42:57]  They're loving this.
[02:42:58]  This is innovative radio here.
[02:43:00]  You know what I mean?
[02:43:01]  This is innovative radio, for Christ's sake.
[02:43:05]  Anyway, now that we have gotten that out of the way, it's about time for everybody's favorite part of the broadcast.
[02:43:12]  And I'm talking about Radio Graffiti.
[02:43:17]  That's right, folks.
[02:43:19]  I'm talking about Radio Graffiti, the part of the broadcast in which the spectators become a part of the spectacle.
[02:43:26]  Whenever I call on your area code or on your Skype name, you have exactly three to four seconds to say whatever it is that's on your mind.
[02:43:34]  All you got to do is give me a call right now at 646-652-4869.
[02:43:40]  And let's go ahead and get to Radio Graffiti right now.
[02:43:45]  How about Tankies for Ghost Radio Graffiti?
[02:43:49]  Here comes Thomas shopping out of Tiver Shed for another busy day.
[02:43:54]  I'm a really useful engine.
[02:43:56]  He booms through the tunnel.
[02:43:57]  And look, Thomas's wheels power the spinning turntable to return to Tiffa Shed to get ready for another exciting Trackmaster adventure.
[02:44:05]  Jesus Christ, no, give me a break.
[02:44:07]  Are you kidding me?
[02:44:08]  Did he say ghost at the beginning?
[02:44:10]  Did he say ghost?

=== Radio Graffiti Call In (15:44) ===

[02:44:12]  Good lord.
[02:44:13]  732, radio graffiti.
[02:44:15]  Ghost, I'm on to something revolutionary.
[02:44:18]  May I present to you Johnny Walker Third Harvest?
[02:44:24]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[02:44:26]  You are a sick asshole.
[02:44:27]  You know that?
[02:44:28]  I don't even want to know what third harvest is because we already know what second harvest is, you sick twisted brick.
[02:44:35]  Good lord.
[02:44:36]  706, radio graffiti.
[02:44:38]  Ghost, don't talk to me, man.
[02:44:40]  I haven't had my coffee.
[02:44:41]  Just don't tell me, guys.
[02:44:42]  Don't talk to me, man.
[02:44:43]  Shut up with the coffee bit, asshole.
[02:44:46]  You're the kind of person that I want to kick in the balls in the morning.
[02:44:49]  561, Radio Graffiti.
[02:44:52]  Hey, Ghost.
[02:44:54]  Here it is, Charles.
[02:44:57]  What?
[02:44:59]  No, I'm saying it's a really good show.
[02:45:05]  Stop de-throating the damn phone for Christ's sake, Milky Liquor.
[02:45:08]  614 radio graffiti.
[02:45:10]  Ghost, double penetrate to Laskin's asshole while he eats out the Queen of England.
[02:45:15]  It'll be totally legit.
[02:45:17]  Oh, my.
[02:45:18]  You sick asshole!
[02:45:21]  Sick!
[02:45:23]  Please raise your word!
[02:45:30]  Goddamn tub guy!
[02:45:32]  You're sick!
[02:45:33]  You're a sick-twisted fruit!
[02:45:36]  I hope you drown in your tub, you fruit bull.
[02:45:38]  I hope you whitney Houston, tub guy!
[02:45:41]  I hope you whitney Houston!
[02:45:46]  Give me the mic!
[02:45:47]  Give me the freaking mic, for Christ's sake, son of a bitch.
[02:45:56]  Damn assholes, for Christ's sake.
[02:45:58]  951, radio graffiti.
[02:46:01]  Yeah, I wanted to correct you on that last story on the New York thing.
[02:46:05]  When I read the article, it said that it actually has to do with viewing it out of your cache.
[02:46:12]  In other words, if it's in your cache, it doesn't prove that you actively viewed it.
[02:46:17]  It meant that maybe you clicked on a link somewhere and you got directed to it.
[02:46:21]  So that's what they're trying to argue in the case.
[02:46:23]  That because it was in the cache, that you were actively viewing child pornography, and the ruling was against that.
[02:46:31]  Are you kidding me?
[02:46:32]  I mean, are we actually having a legal scholar trying to give the technicality of legalized child pornography?
[02:46:38]  I mean, you're ruining radio graffiti here, you freaking Roman Polanski fruit.
[02:46:44]  204, radio graffiti.
[02:46:47]  Go to your room and not just the junk because you try to figure out.
[02:46:50]  He wants your own child tomorrow.
[02:46:53]  What is this?
[02:46:54]  I mean, what is that?
[02:46:55]  A bad commercial attempt at a wham song or something?
[02:46:58]  Let me up before you go, go and let me shove my gun down your throat, boat.
[02:47:05]  240, radio graffiti.
[02:47:08]  Oh, hey, Galf.
[02:47:09]  What's going on?
[02:47:10]  Remember me?
[02:47:11]  No, I don't.
[02:47:13]  Trans-testicle.
[02:47:14]  I'm your 24-0 trans-testicle.
[02:47:17]  Great.
[02:47:17]  So today's very good day.
[02:47:21]  I just wanted to discuss something I heard on the news today.
[02:47:24]  Today's been a good day.
[02:47:25]  I figured out on TV that Obama has supported same-sex marriage.
[02:47:31]  So what I want to ask you is, do you think transtestical marriage falls under the same-sex category or the...
[02:47:38]  Jesus Christ.
[02:47:39]  We already discussed this there, you transtestical, all right?
[02:47:43]  Go back into the archive in episode 224 in the beginning and see what I have to say about it.
[02:47:48]  Jesus Christ, this is radio graffiti.
[02:47:51]  Go service a glory hole or something.
[02:47:53]  269, radio graffiti.
[02:47:55]  I'm going in, ghost.
[02:47:56]  Balls deep, all natural, non-stopping.
[02:47:59]  You sick, twisted prick.
[02:48:01]  That kid sounded like he was 12 years old.
[02:48:03]  Do you see how sick and fruity and young they're getting?
[02:48:07]  Good God.
[02:48:09]  469, radio graffiti.
[02:48:16]  We can't hear you jerk off.
[02:48:17]  234, radio graffiti.
[02:48:20]  Oh, my God, I'm going to shit on Herbifer.
[02:48:26]  Here it comes.
[02:48:28]  Oh!
[02:48:30]  Are you kidding me?
[02:48:32]  Are you kidding me with this sick crap?
[02:48:34]  I mean, what is up with you, poop-shoot-loving fruits, man?
[02:48:38]  What's up with you and pinching a loaf on the goddamn air during radio graffiti?
[02:48:43]  Can you explain that one to me, you sick scat-fetished freaks?
[02:48:48]  954 Radio Graffiti.
[02:49:02]  Shut up.
[02:49:04]  404, radio graffiti.
[02:49:07]  Now you're taking too long.
[02:49:08]  And in the wizard, radio graffiti.
[02:49:11]  Welcome back.
[02:49:11]  I was just about to tell my friends here about the most stress-relieved, confidence-building, time-saving tool on the market today.
[02:49:19]  You guys want to know what it is?
[02:49:21]  No, we don't, you stupid losery.
[02:49:23]  I don't want to know what it is.
[02:49:24]  And stop getting free ad time on my show.
[02:49:27]  You got to pay for it, boy.
[02:49:29]  559, radio graffiti.
[02:49:33]  Grab what you're doing and go to surpriseattack.com twice a day.
[02:49:36]  Shut up with the goddamn advertisement.
[02:49:39]  Shut up!
[02:49:40]  314 Radio Graffiti.
[02:49:43]  Hey, Ghost, just your average communist brony over here.
[02:49:46]  What do you say we grab you and a couple other guys and go over and get in the four-way now that Obama shut up, you stupid, dumb communist brony freak.
[02:49:57]  Jesus Christ, I hope that you insert a flesh-eating dildo into your anal passage, you dumb fruit.
[02:50:03]  507 radio graffiti.
[02:50:09]  Yeah, that was lame for Christ's sake.
[02:50:10]  How about King Trolestia, radio graffiti?
[02:50:13]  And I hate to be feeding my dad here, but stupid, stinky, smelly standing hole.
[02:50:23]  What the hell was that?
[02:50:24]  Was that a pussy whip version of what I did one time and you idiots and splashed it and put all over YouTube?
[02:50:30]  Huh?
[02:50:31]  Oh, is that a pussy whip brony MLP version for Christ's sake?
[02:50:35]  Shove it up your ass.
[02:50:38]  Oh, my God.
[02:50:38]  We got somebody named Justice for Trayvon.
[02:50:41]  Radio Graffiti.
[02:50:49]  Blackpances every day.
[02:50:51]  Cracks in my dark, motherfucker.
[02:50:54]  Jesus Christ, shove it up, your ass.
[02:50:56]  I mean, do you hear what the divisiveness happening in this country for Christ's sake?
[02:51:01]  Jesus Christ, thanks, Obama.
[02:51:03]  We appreciate it.
[02:51:04]  337, radio graffiti.
[02:51:07]  Oh, yeah.
[02:51:08]  By the way, hell kick Queen Chrysalis.
[02:51:13]  What the hell is that supposed to mean, you stupid, dumb fruit-sounding moron?
[02:51:18]  Radio Graffiti.
[02:51:35]  940, radio graffiti.
[02:51:39]  Hey, ghost.
[02:51:40]  Have you ever ridden your ass cheeks like a scooter?
[02:51:43]  Shut up, you fruit ball.
[02:51:44]  And why the hell would you want to know that, you sick twisted freak?
[02:51:47]  289, radio graffiti.
[02:51:49]  Where the hell are you?
[02:51:50]  These people find these freaking fail trolls up in the air.
[02:51:53]  Dear God.
[02:51:55]  Well, welcome to the shitbag junkyard America that we're living in, buddy.
[02:51:59]  Huh?
[02:52:00]  Apparently, you haven't gone shopping at your supermarket.
[02:52:02]  They're all over the place.
[02:52:03]  253, radio graffiti.
[02:52:09]  Take the freaking phone out your ass.
[02:52:11]  All right, you stupid moron.
[02:52:13]  647, radio graffiti.
[02:52:17]  One corner cam latte and extra.
[02:52:21]  Yeah, yeah, why don't you get a better phone instead of shopping at the Salvation Army?
[02:52:24]  949, Radio Graffiti.
[02:52:27]  Hey, how's it going, man?
[02:52:29]  What's up?
[02:52:31]  I'm like, all right, all right, all right, all right.
[02:52:33]  So, how do you feel about that stuff?
[02:52:36]  Yeah, stop smoking on the magic dragon there, you stupid pothead.
[02:52:40]  Happy Radio 3000, Radio Graffiti.
[02:52:47]  Go Lucky Days!
[02:53:01]  Tell Ann B to give me some bean pies, or I'm gonna slap her in the mouth.
[02:53:04]  209 radio graffiti.
[02:53:07]  Oh, ghost.
[02:53:09]  I want to look your coldness.
[02:53:11]  It will be cold lay in cheer.
[02:53:13]  Oh, boy.
[02:53:14]  Oh, you got a freaking tub guy rip off, and he sounded like a guest minority candidate, but we don't have too much time.
[02:53:21]  We got 805, radio graffiti.
[02:53:26]  Now, Jesus, idiots, fapping, for Christ's sake, PJC 2.0, radio graffiti.
[02:53:33]  You, you, you!
[02:53:36]  I'm glad you're dead.
[02:53:37]  Cambone.
[02:53:39]  You, you, you.
[02:53:42]  Ghost.
[02:53:46]  My granny can't fly.
[02:53:50]  Ghost.
[02:53:52]  I am a Jew.
[02:53:53]  You, you, you.
[02:53:55]  You son of a bitch.
[02:53:56]  Just shut up your ass, all right?
[02:53:58]  I don't know how many times I'm gonna tell you, people.
[02:54:00]  I am not a Jew.
[02:54:04]  I use yamicas for coffee filters.
[02:54:06]  So for you to idiots to make that kind of accusation is a false indictment and stop it.
[02:54:11]  It's all I gotta say is stop it.
[02:54:13]  503 radio graffiti.
[02:54:18]  I don't know if you've already covered this because I just called, but NIC.
[02:54:23]  Shut up.
[02:54:23]  How about 666-666-6666?
[02:54:27]  Radio graffiti.
[02:54:29]  Radio graffiti.
[02:54:41]  What the hell is that supposed to mean?
[02:54:42]  How about 68 or 765 radio graffiti?
[02:54:47]  Look, how are you going to do that?
[02:54:48]  Hello?
[02:54:49]  Yeah, goodbye.
[02:54:50]  Lolar guy, radio graffiti.
[02:54:53]  What's great about my little pony is: if you want friendship that's magic, there's a pony for that.
[02:54:58]  Shove it up, your ass, with your goddamn bronies, all right?
[02:55:02]  I don't know what you idiot bronies.
[02:55:05]  I don't know what it's going to take to get it through your goddamn thick, over-feminized heads.
[02:55:09]  I am never going to be a brony.
[02:55:10]  It doesn't matter how much you shove it down my throat.
[02:55:13]  I'm never going to be one, so stop it, goddammit, you stupid over-feminized fruits.
[02:55:17]  You're fruiting up, for Christ's sake.
[02:55:19]  You're turning this into a Fruit Bowl Wednesday.
[02:55:24]  Jesus Christ, Fact Marshal, radio goddamn graffiti.
[02:55:30]  Step by step, oop baby.
[02:55:34]  Wanna get GDP!
[02:55:38]  Step by step!
[02:55:40]  Oop baby!
[02:55:42]  Wanna get you in my way!
[02:55:45]  Step by step!
[02:55:47]  Fruit Bowl with these frickin' remixes, you're takin' my voice and- You're a f**k, Marshall, goddammit!
[02:55:59]  I'm on the block for Christmas!
[02:56:04]  New kids on the block?!
[02:56:08]  I mean, what's next?
[02:56:09]  The butt street boys!
[02:56:13]  Jesus Christ!
[02:56:18]  Freaking fact marshal!
[02:56:20]  Keep meeting, fanny!
[02:56:25]  Jesus Christ, I can't.
[02:56:27]  I'm just.
[02:56:28]  Give me the mic for freaking Christ's sake.
[02:56:33]  Jesus Christ, look at what we only got four more minutes in this broadcast for Christ's sake.
[02:56:37]  So let's just take a couple more goddamn callers and I'm getting the hell out of here.
[02:56:40]  I'm going to 6th Street.
[02:56:42]  It's Milla time, baby.
[02:56:45]  517, Radio Graffiti.
[02:56:49]  Oh, yeah, I want Newt Gingrich's heart-throbbing member in my butt.
[02:56:54]  Ah, you sick son of a bitch.
[02:56:56]  Shut up.
[02:56:56]  Tango whiskey, radio graffiti.
[02:57:01]  My boy Ghostler and true capitalist radio.
[02:57:05]  The capitalist army is happy again.
[02:57:12]  We're marching to a pre-SAT.
[02:57:18]  Shove it up, your ass, you stupid moron.
[02:57:21]  Dunlop 145, Radio Graffiti.
[02:57:27]  My budget, I just can't afford it.
[02:57:28]  I need help.
[02:57:30]  Hi, Billy Mays here to share with you the most important product I have ever endorsed.
[02:57:35]  Access to affordable health insurance for everyone.
[02:57:38]  If you're one of the 47 million uninsured, call now.
[02:57:42]  We can help.
[02:57:43]  Oh, yeah, that's what I want.
[02:57:44]  I want Billy Mays, the guy who OD'd on court on Coke on a freaking cheap flight.
[02:57:50]  That's who I want.
[02:57:51]  Hooking me up with healthcare.
[02:57:53]  Yeah, that's it.
[02:57:54]  That's great.
[02:57:54]  That's rich.
[02:57:55]  How about Yoshi Meets You, Radio Graffiti?
[02:58:02]  Meet Dunger coming soapy.
[02:58:04]  Shut up.
[02:58:06]  Jesus Christ.
[02:58:07]  How about 617, Radio Graffiti?
[02:58:11]  Ghost, what's going on, baby?
[02:58:13]  I'm in a Teval Monx right now.
[02:58:15]  And you know, all I have to say is that you have to come down here and fight Justice for Kayla because it's not his fault that you saltmore.
[02:58:22]  Don't fuck.
[02:58:35]  I thought we freaking got rid of that guy, man.
[02:58:40]  I thought we got rid of that guy for Christ's sake.
[02:58:45]  I thought that he was a true capitalist radio memory for Christ's sake!
[02:58:51]  Damn it!
[02:58:54]  Jesus Christ!
[02:58:59]  Give me a freaking break!
[02:59:04]  Give me the money!
[02:59:04]  Give me the break!
[02:59:05]  Give me a line!
[02:59:09]  God damn you, freaking pieces of crap!
[02:59:11]  God damn you!
[02:59:14]  I'm only gonna take a couple of more for Christ's sake.
[02:59:16]  I mean, who the hell else?
[02:59:17]  Professor Genki, Radio Graffiti.
[02:59:21]  Hello, ghost.
[02:59:22]  This is the true capitalist robot.
[02:59:23]  How have you been today?
[02:59:26]  Jesus Christ, what do you want?
[02:59:30]  I have something to tell you.
[02:59:33]  Very important.
[02:59:34]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[02:59:35]  We ain't got time for Christ's sake.
[02:59:38]  All right, come on.
[02:59:39]  How about Weena?
[02:59:41]  Weena, radio graffiti.
[02:59:44]  Here they come, racing to the rescue.
[02:59:47]  The biggest, freamest firefighting machines in the world.
[02:59:50]  It's lots and lots of fires.
[02:59:52]  Christ, what he's got now, we have firefighter ads for Christ's sake.
[02:59:55]  Give me a goddamn break.

=== Tiger Shrimp Complaints (10:29) ===

[02:59:56]  Oh, here, I almost don't want to answer this.
[03:00:00]  Kudo, radio graffiti.
[03:00:02]  Jesus Christ.
[03:00:07]  Hey, Kadu, you there, or what are you going to play the Peter Popper?
[03:00:12]  Now he's playing with his freaking Peter Popper.
[03:00:13]  How about the rock, radio graffiti?
[03:00:20]  Jesus Christ.
[03:00:21]  Anyway, that was a fail troll.
[03:00:22]  Anyway, I'm out of here.
[03:00:23]  Long live the capitalist army.
[03:00:26]  And follow me, Ghost Politics, on Twitter, baby.
[03:00:29]  And we're off the air.
[03:00:30]  We're off live broadcast.
[03:00:32]  We're going to do a couple of after-the-show radio graffitis, and it starts right now.
[03:00:39]  All right, 832, radio graffiti.
[03:00:45]  All right, how about 512, radio graffiti?
[03:00:53]  Jesus Christ, we got nothing but hell and killer death mute.
[03:00:55]  You're going to ruin after the radio after radio graffiti.
[03:00:59]  How about 914 radio graffiti?
[03:01:04]  914, say something.
[03:01:11]  I'm going to say your number on the air right now if you don't say a damn thing.
[03:01:17]  91429.
[03:01:20]  Say something.
[03:01:28]  What a bunch of fails, for Christ's sake.
[03:01:30]  All right, how about 585 radio graffiti?
[03:01:32]  Hey, ghost, just want to let you know I ordered a body pillow with you and Alex Jones.
[03:01:36]  Out of have fun.
[03:01:37]  You sick son of a bitch.
[03:01:39]  You're sick.
[03:01:41]  201 radio graffiti.
[03:01:44]  Hey ghost, I actually got the pony pillow version of you and now I'm clopping to it all night.
[03:01:48]  You know, it's crazy, you know?
[03:01:50]  Shut up.
[03:01:51]  Let me tell you something.
[03:01:52]  If somebody's selling a pillow with my freaking image on it and it's a body pillow and idiots are buying this, you better expect punitive damages from me.
[03:02:01]  You understand that?
[03:02:02]  You better expect punitive damages.
[03:02:04]  That's all I got to say.
[03:02:06]  619 radio graffiti.
[03:02:13]  There we go.
[03:02:14]  It's the capital of Cornish!
[03:02:25]  Wait a minute.
[03:02:25]  Hey, wait a minute.
[03:02:26]  Don't be playing that crap.
[03:02:27]  What are you doing?
[03:02:28]  Get him off for Christ's sake.
[03:02:30]  Don't be playing that OU crap.
[03:02:33]  This is Texas Longhorns, baby.
[03:02:35]  In your face.
[03:02:36]  In your face.
[03:02:40]  313 radio graffiti.
[03:02:43]  Don't go, don't go, don't go.
[03:03:06]  Real funny, you dick.
[03:03:09]  314, radio graffiti.
[03:03:12]  Telling you to check out Tom, terrain of magical expertise on.
[03:03:15]  Shut up with that stupid advertisement.
[03:03:17]  754 radio graffiti.
[03:03:20]  Because of me, duh.
[03:03:21]  Yeah, there's the.
[03:03:22]  God damn it, shut those hands up your ass!
[03:03:27]  951, radio graffiti.
[03:03:29]  Alcoholism is defined as drinking three or more drinks a day.
[03:03:33]  Alcoholism kills many Americans every single day.
[03:03:38]  Just save your Baptist sermons, will you?
[03:03:40]  All right?
[03:03:41]  I'm not an alcoholic.
[03:03:42]  I'm a connoisseur.
[03:03:44]  All right, that's what you got to get through your thick-ass straight-edge head, for Christ's sake.
[03:03:47]  I'm a connoisseur.
[03:03:48]  I'm not an alcoholic.
[03:03:50]  I'm not out here drinking the same Kentucky fried chicken piss every day so that I can go out and just get drunk and get a drunken stupor going on for Christ's sake.
[03:03:59]  All right?
[03:04:01]  Give me a break.
[03:04:02]  How about Tails 1198 Radio Graffiti?
[03:04:08]  Jesus Christ, he hung up for Christ's sake.
[03:04:09]  How about S. How about Radio Graffiti?
[03:04:14]  Ghost as he slid out of his big boy pants.
[03:04:18]  Hey, hey, shut up and turn that crap down.
[03:04:21]  You're ear raping everybody for Christ's sake.
[03:04:23]  336 radio graffiti.
[03:04:26]  Here comes Thomas, chuffing at Supa Shed for another busy day.
[03:04:30]  I'm a really useful engine.
[03:04:32]  Goddamn ads, freaking ads, ads, ads everywhere.
[03:04:37]  You idiots are not getting a free ride off my show for Christ's sake, man.
[03:04:41]  I'm warning.
[03:04:42]  I'm warning all you idiots with these ads for Christ's sake.
[03:04:47]  Stupid son of a bitch.
[03:04:48]  479 Radio Graffiti.
[03:04:53]  Turn down your radio asshole.
[03:04:55]  209 radio graffiti.
[03:04:57]  Don't know the regular, or masturbate to my nigger nigga nigga nigga nigga nigger, nigga.
[03:05:02]  Shut up, you stupid moron.
[03:05:04]  How about Senor Carlito?
[03:05:05]  Radio graffiti.
[03:05:07]  CBS projects that senator Barack Obama of Illinois will be the next president of the ice to the sink.
[03:05:15]  Shove it up your ass.
[03:05:16]  That's a splice.
[03:05:17]  Senor Carlito, you goddamn piece of crap, and you know it.
[03:05:21]  I would never react that way to Barack Obama getting elected.
[03:05:25]  You fruit bowl.
[03:05:28]  661 radio graffiti.
[03:05:30]  Hey Ghost, what happened to a Zara Hawks?
[03:05:34]  Uh, who cares?
[03:05:35]  Oh, he killed himself.
[03:05:36]  864 radio graffiti.
[03:05:39]  And you do have a caller.
[03:05:41]  Oh, brave gun, get him in, get him in order in.
[03:05:44]  Hello, caller.
[03:05:45]  We got you on the air.
[03:05:48]  Go ahead.
[03:05:52]  How can I help you?
[03:05:52]  Go ahead brother, okay?
[03:06:01]  Well we uh we, uh.
[03:06:07]  Just look at it and I, what do y'all, what do y'all call it?
[03:06:10]  Arab Shows now, is that it huh?
[03:06:12]  You calling these goddamn jihadists now?
[03:06:15]  Uh, you know uh, using my freaking voice, for christ's sake, to call these people.
[03:06:18]  I mean, give me a goddamn break man, Jesus Christ, i'm only gonna take a couple of more and i'm getting the hell out of here.
[03:06:26]  I'm going to 6th Street, where I belong, milletime baby.
[03:06:30]  251 radio graffiti.
[03:06:35]  You stupid moron.
[03:06:36]  512.
[03:06:37]  Radio Graffiti me.
[03:06:42]  Yeah you'll sir, is it true that you're racist and you like a silk mog?
[03:06:51]  Yeah yeah, you shove it up your ass.
[03:06:52]  You're lucky, my microphone's going out.
[03:06:54]  Hey, you're in five one, two.
[03:06:56]  Why don't you meet me out of sixth street right now, boy?
[03:06:59]  Why don't you meet me on sixth Street right now?
[03:07:01]  For christ's sake, i'll go out there and whoop your ass you, son of a bitch.
[03:07:06]  Jimmy Kudos.
[03:07:07]  Radio Graffiti introducing the wonder boner, the amazing new fishing tool that makes deboning fish a breeze.
[03:07:14]  The wonder boner's unique design removes the bones from trout, char and whitefish, simply connect the appropriate size stainless steel rods, start the spine through the ring and push the fish through.
[03:07:29]  It's that easy, the wonder boner.
[03:07:32]  Are you kidding me?
[03:07:33]  The freaking wonder boner?
[03:07:35]  Good god.
[03:07:37]  How about Jack Drew Radio Graffiti?
[03:07:40]  Hey, Ghostman got a Joe's Joy, what okay?
[03:07:44]  So you have a rushing KGB agent and he's walking along in the park.
[03:07:48]  He sees an old man reading Arabic.
[03:07:50]  He says, why are you doing this?
[03:07:52]  The old man says, i'm trying to learn Arabic.
[03:07:54]  It's what they speak in Heaven, Moses and Jesus and all that.
[03:07:57]  Both speak Arabician.
[03:07:59]  KGB agent says, you ever want to go to hell?
[03:08:02]  Old man says, don't worry, I already speak Russian.
[03:08:06]  Oh, that's pretty good.
[03:08:09]  No kidding man, I know kidding.
[03:08:11]  Hey, we don't want actual radio graffiti.
[03:08:15]  Here they come cataloging their way through the Gulf is lots and lots of aid and tiger shrimp.
[03:08:19]  He'll be big shrimp, little shrimp, fast shrimp, smooth shrimp, eating shrimp, no matter what shape or size, they'll eat any shrimp they find.
[03:08:26]  Once the ace and tiger shrimp are done, it won't matter how much of a capitalist you are, because you won't be able to buy shrimp anywhere.
[03:08:31]  So if you want lots and lots of shrimp, have your credit card ready and call down.
[03:08:34]  Order lots and lots of Asian tiger shrimp.
[03:08:36]  Pick up your phone and dial 1-800-448.
[03:08:38]  Want my shrimp bag?
[03:08:39]  That's 1-800-448.
[03:08:40]  Want my shrimp back?
[03:08:41]  Call down.
[03:08:42]  God damn it.
[03:08:44]  Is that the dude.
[03:08:45]  Is that freaking idiot culture?
[03:08:47]  Could you forgot secrets, damn it.
[03:08:54]  Trying to make fun of the freaking Gulf situation?
[03:08:57]  We got Asian tiger cannibal shrimp!
[03:09:00]  They're cannibal shrimp and they're eating my shrimp!
[03:09:03]  That's nothing to laugh about, you idiot!
[03:09:05]  That's nothing funny!
[03:09:08]  I want my shrimp back!
[03:09:11]  God damn it!
[03:09:15]  I'm glad, you know what?
[03:09:16]  I'm glad the goddamn microphone's going out.
[03:09:21]  Give me a freaking mic.
[03:09:23]  Let me tell you something.
[03:09:25]  I'm glad the goddamn microphone's going out for Christ's sake because I deserve more respect.
[03:09:31]  You people are laughing because we have cannibal shrimp, Asian tiger shrimp eating our shrimp in the Gulf, and you think it's a freaking laughing joke?
[03:09:39]  You think it's a big freaking deal?
[03:09:42]  God damn it, I'm from Texas.
[03:09:44]  I want my shrimp back!
[03:09:49]  God damn it, there's nothing funny about this crap, man.
[03:09:51]  I'm getting the hell out of here.
[03:09:52]  Get this mic out of my freaking crap out of my face and get me out of here, engineer.
[03:10:08]  I'm done.
[03:10:10]  I'm done.
[03:10:11]  Stick the dunk, you croak it!
[03:10:15]  I'm done!
[03:10:16]  Give me a!
[03:10:18]  You've been listening to True Capitalist Radio.
[03:10:20]  The thoughts, views, ideas, comments, and opinions of the host of this show are absolutely his.

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