Ghost anchors True Capitalist Radio episode 222, dissecting a volatile market where the Dow fell 61.98 points as OPEC targets $90 oil prices to aid Obama's re-election. He condemns the Chen Guan Cheng asylum denial as a betrayal of American freedom and warns that Russia's threat to strike NATO missile defenses could ignite World War III. While mocking Occupy Wall Street protesters and the CISPA bill, Ghost also highlights Aung San Suu Kyi's Myanmar election victory before signing off after a chaotic exchange with callers regarding atheism and the brony fandom. [Automatically generated summary]
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Here we go.
Last off.
This is True Capitalist Radio.
True Capitalist Radio.
I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
For badass business.
Give him capitalism or give him death.
That's it.
Period.
Broadcasting from his skylight office studios in beautiful downtown Austin, Texas.
You sound fruitier than a box of fruit loops, for Christ's sake.
And now, he'll take it from here.
Your host, the prognosticator of prognosticators, the man they call Go Me.
Yours truly is back.
And with all due respect, yours truly has been drinking.
I'm giddy today for some reason.
I'm giddy.
Anyway, folks, thank you for tuning in with me.
Of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
And once again, folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
Before we get started, Jesus Christ, I'm already stumbling over my own tongue over here.
I don't even have a decent drunken stupor going on.
But before we get started, this is episode number 222, 222, 222, 222.
You know what I'm saying?
I mean, it just, the episode numbers just got me a little giddy, for Christ's sake.
And not to mention, we got a whole array of things to talk about.
I think I might have overdid the agenda here.
I don't even know if we're going to be able to talk about all these subject matters.
But we're going to try here on the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
And of course, folks, before we get into anything else, I'd like for everybody to please retweet the broadcast.
All right?
Go to the social networks.
Go to the forums.
Go to the blogs.
And spread it around like wildfire and let everybody know that True Capitalist Radio is in effect and in the house.
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We got all kinds of little buttons underneath the player right in front of you right there, right?
Was it Google Plus buttons?
Facebook like buttons.
Retweet this button.
Share this buttons.
Use and abuse those freaking buttons, baby.
All right?
It's just a freaking click, for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ, now that we've got all that out of the way, now that we got that all out of the way, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
I've been drinking.
All right.
I know I've been gone for a little bit for Christ's sake.
I mean, what was the last?
It was like, yeah, Carpet Munching Monday.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
I remember that episode.
You scumbags 221.
I remember that.
No wonder I haven't been up on here.
Yeah, I told you.
I told all of you.
Well, now that I've got that out of the way, and you know, before we even start approaching this show, I've got a whole bunch of beers on ice next to me here.
And, you know, I'm going to start drinking.
I've already drank, actually, a couple of beers, two, two, to be exact.
And these are German Spotten Lo Slogan Sligen Sloggin Volkswagen.
And the reason I like spotting is not only do I really appreciate the clarity of the lager, I'm drinking the lager today, but just the punch, you know, the utter balls that this particular beer has, for Christ's sake.
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And it should have balls.
I mean, this thing has been made since what?
1397, man.
Can you believe that?
Krauts, aristocratic Krauts have been drinking this since 1397.
Can you believe that crap?
Anyway, much props.
All right, much props.
Anyway, let's go ahead and get right to the markets, folks.
I know everybody's concerned about what the hell's going on here.
And the only thing I can tell you is, health or skelter.
We got a helter-skelter situation on the market, folks.
I mean, people are reacting once again to news, to data, to earnings.
You know, I mean, this is just how this has gone.
There's not that many people invested in the stock market, and those that are are the ones that are controlling all these funds.
I'm just saying, these are the people that are controlling the markets out here.
There's not that many independent investors.
Why?
Because most independent or potential independent investors are too busy buying freaking iPhones and iPads on a frequent quarterly basis.
So this is where their money's going.
They're buying Angry Birds apps.
And I'm not trying to be bitter against the Angry Birds people.
I guess, you know, hey, great, to each their own.
You're a success.
All right.
I'm very proud of you.
But a billion-dollar app company, could somebody please explain to me how I'm supposed to be optimistic of a potential future, a technological future, a future of a civilization that is far advanced when we're making billionaires out of assholes who create app games.
And not even a good one.
I never even understood the whole Angry Birds.
I know.
Look, I'm already getting crap from the Twitter peeps.
All right.
Of course, the Twitter name to follow is Ghost Politics.
But, I mean, isn't this like Duck Hunt?
I mean, really?
I'm just saying.
I mean, isn't this like Duck Hunt, but you're just slingshotting birds?
I'm just saying, man.
But this freaking Angry Birds company, a billion, let me repeat that again.
A billion-dollar company.
Anyway, that's where all the potential independent investors are at.
They're too busy spending their monies on that crap.
All right?
Anyway, let me get to the markets before I start going off on tie rates.
I noticed on the last broadcast when I was doing the markets, man, I just went off on this freaking tie rates.
My apologies on that, man.
But I got a lot of shirts.
Excuse me.
I got a lot of crap on my mind, man.
You know?
I mean, just taking a whiff of what's going on here in America, for Christ's sake, could get somebody just going off for days.
Anyway, let's go ahead and get to the markets for Christ's sake.
All right, Dow Jones Industrials.
We took a slide today because of economic data, you know.
Economic data that came out today.
The service industry sectors, they've shrunk.
There's no growth, you know, according to the recent economic data.
Not to mention that you've got this bumbling socialist situation happening in the EU that continues to basically kind of just stagnate any potential bull rally that we have, whether it's three or four five-day rallies.
It just stops it.
I mean, you know, all these freaking factors, man.
We got good earnings coming in, and in my opinion, the freaking numbers don't read the earnings, man.
I mean, the price per share on most of these stocks don't meet what the earnings are showing.
You know, the book price, in my personal opinion.
It's just my view.
But, of course, the reason this is because low volume.
Anyway, let's get to the Dow Jones Industrials.
It is down today, 61.98 points, a percentage decrease of 0.47% on the day, closing out the Dow Jones Industrials at 13,206.59 points for the Dow Jones Industrial.
The SP 500 is also down today, 10.74 points, a percentage decrease of 0.77%, closing out the SP at 1,391.57 points for the SP 500.
Now, once again, what have I always said?
If you're going to see some decreases in the Dow Jones Industrials and the SP, that you're going to definitely see some more dramatic decreases in the NASDAQ.
And that's exactly what happened.
The NASDAQ is down 35.55 points, a percentage decrease of 1.16% on the day.
Good God.
Closing out the NASDAQ at 3,024.30 points for the NASDAQ.
Although, some good news on the NASDAQ, I guess that's going to, you know, possibly bring the NASDAQ with some kind of positive numbers.
The listing price of Facebook's initial public offering has been announced within the mid-$20 range into the low $30 range, depending on the investor sentiment when it initially goes public.
And I'm sure every one of these overhyped investor morons are waiting to sink their teeth into the Facebook initial public offering.
Now, let me tell you something.
9 o'clock, 9 o'clock a.m. on the day that Facebook goes out and becomes public, I guarantee you, you ain't going to get it for the price of $25 or $30.
No, no, no, you're probably going to get it if you're lucky.
I'm guesstimating $60, $70, $80, and that's if you're lucky.
I think that the initial public offering will close out over $100 on Facebook.
Now, why?
Even though they've had some receding numbers as of late, they didn't meet up to the expectations of what they projected because of hype.
That's all it is, baby.
All hype.
And this is what's going to make Facebook in the short term go through the roof.
And I'm saying the first day is going over $100 a share.
All right.
I'm saying, I don't know how far it's going to go thereafter.
It all depends on this freaking helter-skelter investor sentiment, man.
I mean, it really depends on these idiots.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, that should pump in some life to the NASDAQ.
Anyway, let's get to the freaking European market, shall we?
The FTSE 100 actually was up today, 8.44 points, a percentage increase of 0.15%, closing out the FTSE 100 at 5,766.55 points for the FTSE 100.
Maybe this has a lot to do with Election Day in the UK, huh?
Maybe this has a lot to do with that.
As a matter of fact, for you folks that don't know, it is Election Day in the UK.
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They are having their local and, I believe, regional elections.
And it could basically tell the tales on what direction the country is actually going to go into as they elect.
I believe they're electing people of Parliament, if I'm not mistaken.
I don't know.
I mean, I keep up with so much crap.
You've got to forgive me if I don't know these types of little things for Christ's sake.
But very important day.
I know all my UK capitalist brethren across the pond are very excited about it.
They've been advocating their particular candidates, and hopefully they get some pro-capitalist candidates in the place.
But that's pretty much what's bumping up the FTSE 100 in my personal perspective.
Let's get to the DAX index.
The German Sloggen Schliegen Volkswagen.
You know, before I even say the Dax Index, even though they didn't really have too good of a day today, let me go ahead and go ahead and open up a beer here.
Because, man, I mean, these freaking spottings, man, they're calling me.
They're calling me, man.
You know what I mean?
I can hear some, you know, it's like I can see some bimbo with some later hosing on, and she's got, you know, the big German bimbos, you know, the big bimbo shirt exposed and the whole nine goddamn yards.
You know what I'm saying?
It's calling me, man.
Oh, you don't want?
You want the beer, don't you?
You slogan schniegen beer.
Look all I'm sneaking slugging good and talk.
Good and talk.
And I want your cock.
Good and cock, and I want your cock.
No, anyway, I'm sorry, folks.
I know that was vulgar.
But anyway, I'm opening up a beer here, all right?
More beer!
All right, give me a beer, engineer, right?
All right, here we go.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Let's start opening this up, all right?
Oh, Jesus Christ, I almost dropped the beer.
Man, almost party-fouled here.
Hold on, let me put down the freaking mic here.
I almost party foul before I even got a little freaking inebriated, for Christ's sake.
Jesus.
That was my problem here.
And, you know, with this type of beer, give me my mic.
For Christ's sake.
With this type of beer, I don't like to drink it out of the bottle, you know?
I mean, there was painstaking care in all the different types of molten hops that created this lager.
So you have to let it breathe.
So, of course, I drink with the best.
I'm not going to sit over here and drink some, you know, freaking kitchen glass or some crap like that.
I've got me, by the way, this is another German glass.
This is a Bodum glass before Bodum started pandering to those coffee-drinking assholes.
All right?
But this Bodum glass is an excellent glass, hand-blown, believe it or not.
It's a thermal glass.
It's one of these, what do you call it, long 22-ouncers?
I don't want to describe it anymore.
Here, let me just do this.
Oh, you hear that?
That's some good glass right there.
I'm a capitalist, baby, making money.
That's what I do.
So I drink the best, baby.
So let's go ahead and pour some of that in there.
Oh, yeah.
Look at that.
Look at the color on that, man.
The color is just unfreaking real on a spot and lager, man.
Unfreaking real on a spot and logger.
Really, really good stuff.
Give me that mic engine here.
Give me, get the fucking out of here.
Excuse me.
I'm sorry.
I'm looking at the color here.
I'm sorry, as you can see, folks, I'm not an alcoholic like most of these idiots that are drinking Kentucky fried chicken piss and, you know, getting drunk on Billy Carter beer or, you know, Schaefer or something of that nature.
No, no, no.
I get the best.
I get imported beer.
I get the best beers money can buy.
I mean, I just, I'm a just embarrassing the color.
Let me take a smell of this.
Oh, yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
Anyway, cheers to all the capitalist army out there.
This is a Thursday.
I sure as hell it don't turn in.
I hope it don't turn into no goddamn bathhouse Thursday, but I mean, Monday's broadcast turned into a carpet munching Monday, so who the hell knows?
Anyway, cheers to all the capitalist army out there.
You know what's going on, man.
Capitalist Army for Life and everybody else who's listening to the broadcast, baby.
Cheers.
Woo!
Oh, yeah, that's good stuff right there, man.
Freaking beer, baby.
What is this?
$1,397.
$13.97, this shit was brewed.
Excuse my French.
Jesus Christ, I'm cursing like a freaking sailor out here.
Oh, man, that's great.
Anyway, let's get back to the markets.
Where the hell was I anyway, Engineer?
I lost my freaking place, for Christ's sake.
Oh, yeah, that's right.
I was supposed to get to the freaking commodities, for Christ's sake.
All right, folks, let's go ahead and get to the commodities here.
Once again, a helter-skelter situation.
You would think that since you saw losses in the equities markets, you would – oh, wait a minute.
I don't even think I even said the goddamn.
I don't even think I said the German markets, for Christ's sake.
Hey, Engineer, why didn't you tell me that?
still need to do the German markets.
Anyway, the DAX.
Sorry, folks.
I mean, I got my German peeps on the chat room or on the chat room in the Twitter account here saying, come on, you forgot us.
You forgot us, you bitch at the slogan schniggen.
Anyway, the DAX didn't really do very well, all right?
It was down today 16.33 points.
A percentage decrease of 0.24% closing out the DAX at 6,694.44 points for the DAX index.
Now we can go to commodities there, Engineer.
You get it?
You get it now?
Jesus Christ, don't cry.
Starting to sell like a freaking brony.
Are you a brony, engineer?
Is that what you're trying to say here with your fruiting up?
Are you a brony?
No, I'm not.
Jesus Christ, just get over there and just do something with the Twitter or something, all right?
Do something with the Twitter.
Jesus Christ.
See what you got to put up with, man?
You try to be a nice guy here, and you got freaking substandard help.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, let's get energy going on.
Brent crude, and for all you ass clowns that don't know what Brent Crude is, it's the crude oil that's shipped off to Europe and Asia.
It's down today $2.10, a percentage decrease of 1.78% closing out Brent Crude at $116.10 per barrel of Brent Crude.
Now, why did we see a decrease?
Well, not only was it a helter-skelter day on the market with no type of actual continuity, but at the same time, we've got OPEC.
That's right.
The Arab Per oil producing cartels, O OPEC is now committed to continuously produce oil until they make the price go down.
I wonder why they're doing that.
Huh.
It's an election year, isn't it?
Huh?
The the gas prices have been getting a lot to the voters out here.
And all of a sudden, OPEC says, Yes, we are going to go ahead and we are going to continue to pump.
We are going to pump.
We are going to continue to give a lot of pumps.
And we are going to pump until all the oil is out and the market is down to about $90, $90 a barrel.
And then we will stop the pump.
We will stop the pump after that.
We like to pump.
But we are going to pump until the market goes down to about $90.
Then we'll stop the pump.
That's what OPEC said.
That's why you're seeing these decreases in energy.
I'm not joking.
All right?
This is more than just a helter-skelter market here.
This is OPEC.
Now, look at the gasoline futures.
How quaint?
How quaint?
Jesus Christ.
I wonder if Obama and the OPEC producing countries called each other on a conference call.
And you know Obama, he's been on the Jimmy Fallon show.
Did you see that ridiculous attempt at trying to be cool?
Huh?
Hey, you got Obama.
Yeah, I'm Barack Obama.
And I would really appreciate you OPEC camel jockeys if you would produce more oil, bring down the cost of gasoline.
And I think I've already come up with my end of the bargain.
Libya's been liberated.
Iraq's been liberated.
We're going to go into Syria.
You know.
I mean, give me a break, man.
How much of a coincidence is this crap?
I mean, are we born yesterday?
Anyway, gasoline futures.
Take this out.
Gasoline futures are down $13.75.
A percentage decrease of get this.
1.38% on the day.
A decrease of 1.38%.
So how convenient we're going to see these dramatic decreases in gasoline right before the summer.
Oh, yeah.
I mean, is it election year, folks, or is it election year?
Good God.
Oh, my God.
Anyway, let me continue to go.
We got heating oil down $5.25, a percentage decrease of 1.67% on the day for heating oil.
I guess that Nor'easter crap has pretty much moved on.
I don't know.
Anyway, natural gas is creeping on a come up.
Didn't we just recently say that we saw the bottom?
Didn't I just recently say that?
That we may be seeing just the complete bottom of the freaking natural gas market.
Did you see natural gas today?
I mean, good God.
I mean, natural gas, all right, which I don't really trade.
I mean, I invested in a few ETFs after the State of the Union address, Obama's recent State of the Union address where he talked about making investments into natural gas.
I had some ETFs and capitalized off the short-term gains or excuse me, the short-term gains that I capitalized after that particular speech because it bumped up, man.
It bumped up dramatically.
And then I sold off before it started decaying.
And then we saw that dramatic drop to the bottom, for Christ's sake.
But did you see natural gas?
I mean, natural gas is up nine cents today, a percentage increase of get this 3.99% increase on the day.
Good God.
3.99% increase on the day for natural gas.
I told everybody we may be seeing the bottom.
Just saying, just saying, the prognosticator of prognosticators strikes again.
And as a matter of fact, I think that deserves a drink, to be honest with you.
I think that deserves a drink.
So cheers to the prognosticator of prognosticators.
Cheers, man.
Pretty good stuff.
Anyway, let's continue on.
Let's get to WTI Sweet Crude because, once again, I hate to keep reiterating this, but OPEC is going to increase its oil production.
If you don't know what OPEC is, you need to look it up.
You need to look up OPEC because that is the Arab cartel that regulates the price of gasoline.
All right?
For all you kids out there, you know, that aren't taught this in your history or your economics or civics class, social studies, whatever the crap.
Anyway, WTI Sweet Crude, which is the oil that's consumed by North America, it is down dramatically today because of the news out of OPEC.
It is down $2.67, a percentage decrease of 2.54% on the day, closing out WTI Sweet Crude at $102.55 per barrel of WTI Sweet Crude, man.
Can you believe that?
I mean, how quaint.
I mean, election year 2012, we're heading right to the goddamn summertime.
You know?
Summer, summertime, summertime.
I'm headed for the summertime.
That was the only Will Smith song I ever liked.
But we're headed for the summertime when usually we see the peak of gas prices, the peak of energy prices, and how quaint that OPEC decides we are going to go ahead and do the pumps.
We are going to do a lot of pumps and make sure there's a lot of oil so the oil price can go down.
We're going to do a lot of pumps this summer.
I mean, why don't you just take a look at OPEC history?
They don't ever do this.
They don't ever increase oil production before the summer.
That's why we always expect, as American consumers, an increase in gasoline prices.
You understand?
I mean, this is why every time it's like clockwork, we expect it.
Well, we're going to start seeing a decrease.
And by God, just as Barack Obama is basically bolstering and capitalizing and propagandizing the killing of Osama bin Laden, even though we haven't seen any death pictures of this idiot, as much as he's politicizing this, he's going to politicize the decrease in gasoline prices.
All right.
And not to mention, he's going to talk about, he's going to bolster about all the increases in the stock market.
And look, the only thing that will skew my prognostication about a retraction in the equities market around July, sometime mid-July, is if the Federal Reserve, and only if the Federal Reserve implements quantitative easing.
Now, remember, I've been calling for a retraction in the equities markets around mid-July, a major retraction.
And we could see it go down as far as $10,000 in the fall time.
But the only thing that will skew that into another direction into the positive is if Ben Bernanke decides that he is going to implement a third phase of quantitative easing.
If that happens, well, you better believe that my prognostication of a mid-July retraction will go the complete opposite.
No matter what happens, I'm kidding you not.
That's all the freaking stock market is waiting for.
That's all these investors are waiting for.
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Because if they continue to pump money, regardless of what happens, by default, equities, commodities, everything goes up in price.
You understand?
Everything goes up in price.
So once again, I want to reiterate that I am expecting an equities retraction in mid-July.
The only thing that will make that completely the opposite is if Ben Bernanke and the Federal Reserve implements another third phase of quantitative easing.
That's all I'm saying, man.
That's all I'm saying.
And you know, I'm usually right.
Anyway, WTI Sweet Crude closing out at $102.55 per barrel of WTI Sweet Crude.
Let's get to agriculture.
Let me tell you, saw a lot of red here, some green, mostly red.
I mean, you didn't see any jumps like you saw in the natural gas markets, that's for sure.
So let's go ahead and get to the canola futures.
They're down today, $4.70, a percentage decrease of 0.81% on the day.
Cocoa is finally starting to sell off.
It is down $35, a percentage decrease of 1.49%.
And ah, Jesus Christ with this coffee crap.
I mean, kick it.
Get out of here, for Christ's sake.
Coffee's down dramatically, for Christ's sake.
I mean, that's great.
Yeah, oh, that's great for these coffee people, huh?
Yeah, they're going to give people a great big coffee decrease tease so these idiots can go out and consume it like a bunch of lab rats running to a food pellet, for Christ's sake.
That's just great.
That's just great.
Give me the mic.
Freaking Mike, for Christ's sake.
Coffee, all right, for all you little stupid coffee drinkers that are, you know, getting your assholes puckering up right now.
Coffee is down $6.95.
That's a percentage decrease of 3.80% on the day.
All right, yeah, that's right.
All you coffee drinkers that make the excuse for being dickheads in the morning by saying, hey, dude, just, you know, just don't talk to me.
Don't talk to me unless I have my coffee, dude.
Yeah, just don't do it.
Well, now you're going to pay a little less now, all right?
Stupid jerks.
You know, and here we go with the un-American tweets at me.
I'm un-American because I don't drink coffee.
Shove it up, you're goddamn clogged up, palled-up pooper.
I don't need to drink coffee.
Do you understand that?
I'm naturally energized.
And you know what naturally energizes me?
The love of the money.
Obtaining capital.
Obtaining assets.
That is what keeps me energized, baby.
I just need about four hours of sleep, max.
You give me four hours of sleep, max.
I can go about 15 hours straight, 100 miles an hour, baby.
You understand?
Because I can do that.
I'm a capitalist, baby.
I'm not these chumps that are camping out on Occupy Wall Street, turning these goddamn parks into biohazard subterranean crap holes out here just because they want a handout from the big brother government.
Meanwhile, big brother government is being funded by the capitalists.
Bunch of crap is what it is.
Matter of fact, give me my beer for Christ's sake.
Give me my drink.
I mean, this is the realization that capitalists have to live with on a consistent basis, man.
I mean, this is what people don't understand.
You want to know why you've got all these stupid losers out here hating the rich and hating people that are actually doing well for themselves?
Because the American government has intervened into the capitalist system, into the economic system of America.
They've intervened to the point where they have created a new level of poor.
I mean, if you observe the poor in America, just observe the poor in America today.
I mean, the more loser you are, the more money you get from the government.
I mean, you're a drug addict.
Oh, from what I understand, you can collect Social Security if you're a heroin addict, especially if you're such a heroin addict that you've got to go through a methadone program.
You know?
If you're some dirty dishrag whore that shits out about eight kids from eight different fathers, not only do you collect about seven or eight thousand dollars from the government in subsidies and all kinds of other government handouts, but you also get to play the child support lottery system, you know?
I mean, we have created a new standard of poor.
I mean, you go to any of these impoverished areas in America.
Go to any impoverished area in America.
And look at all the people with cell phones.
You know, I mean, I bet you if we went into the project homes of the Poe in America, we'd find plasma screen TVs.
You know, we'd find the amenities of those that should have, if they are middle class or upper-middle-class folks, but they're not.
This is the Poe in America.
I mean, I saw the other day, as a matter of fact, I see it all the time out here in Austin, Texas, all right?
You know, some bimbo riding on freaking spinners, all right?
Some bimbo riding on spinners in a Lincoln Navigator with about four or five kids in the back.
Now, how the hell does a Skankosaurus with four or five kids have the means and the ability to be able to get a freaking Lincoln Navigator with spinners on it, huh?
Because this is the new Poe in America, you idiots.
This is what Poe is in America.
And you see why all these people are bitching and moaning?
Because they don't want to do what it takes.
They don't want to do what it takes to go out and attempt to become an actual capitalist and become wealthy and well off and have the ability to do what you want to do and get what you want to get.
Because you know what that means in today's new America?
You know what it means to be a capitalist?
It means that you need to turn your back on unlimited unemployment.
You've got to turn your back on free EBT cards.
You've got to turn your back on all these goddamn government entitlements that you can qualify for and go get yourself a job in this dwindling job opportunity market and go out there and bust your ass, one, two jobs if necessary to be working poor.
Now, I'd like for you to go ahead and distinguish the two different types of poor that I'm speaking of.
When I speak of the Po in America, I'm speaking of these disgusting, despicable, sniveling losers that are mooching off of the American dole out here.
That's who I'm talking about.
People that are out here financing Lincoln navigators on child support and government entitlements.
All right, that's who I'm talking about.
But when I talk about the working poor, the working poor, I'm talking about the poor guy or the poor woman that's going out there busting their ass two jobs just so they can live in a shitty one-bedroom or efficiency apartment, probably in the same goddamn neighborhood as these freaking entitlement idiots.
The only difference is, is that working poor actually has to come out the pocket and pay their fucking bills, and EBT over here already has that direct deposited from the government.
All right?
I mean, do you understand what I'm saying?
Working poor over here has to finance some goddamn Kia.
You know what I'm talking about.
I don't mean to degrade Kia as a car brand, but it's pretty inexpensive, is all I'm saying.
They got to go finance some Kia, some Toyota Corolla, something under $10,000.
They're financing this crap.
You understand what I'm saying?
What does Poe have to do?
What does the Poe in America have to do?
They just got to roll up into some freaking car lot saying, yeah, baby, I got direct deposit, baby, every month, baby.
I got direct deposit every month, baby.
I got the EBT, direct deposit in there, man.
I got the housing voucher.
I got tired support, baby.
I got, I mean, that's all they got to say.
And they're the ones hitting these damn Lincoln Navigators, Cadillacs on dubs, and stuff.
I mean, working Poe, all right, we're working poor, excuse me.
I don't want to ever, ever intermix those two words, working Poe, because there ain't no such thing working poor, is what I'm saying.
Working poor.
You take a look at working poor, and their whole ability to work, you know, all their one or two jobs, you know, the culmination of their revenue goes to paying off the sustenance necessary for them to live.
And I'm talking about the apartment.
I'm talking about the Kia or the Toyota Corolla.
I'm talking about possibly getting some food if necessary.
If he or she's lucky, they may have $100 at the end of the month to go do something.
You know, they may have that one, two weekends out of the month where they go out to a freaking bar or a club.
And even then, the working poor are limited because they only got a couple of bucks in their pocket.
But meanwhile, EBT Poe and the Poe in America over here, I mean, they're out there drinking on 4-0, smoking on Philly Blunts.
I mean, give me a freaking break, man.
Let me tell you something right now.
All right, the Poe in America, I could give a shit about these people.
I'm talking about Occupy Wall Street.
I'm talking about these disgusting, sniveling assholes and the ghettos and the Mexican barrios and the white trailer parks that are making every excuse in the book on why, yeah, I've got to keep collecting all this money, baby, because of my kids, baby.
My kids.
Meanwhile, we've got people, independent capitalists that are busting their ass, all right, that are working two jobs just to be working poor.
Now, I'm sure after you hearing me say all this, you're asking yourself, well, why go and work, ghost?
I mean, if the Poe in America can go out and get more money than the working poor, why would I be working poor?
I'll tell you why.
Because you have an opportunity that these stupid, dumb, sniveling entitlement-receiving scumbags don't.
And that's what they envy.
Do you understand that?
That's what these stupid, disgusting, sniveling losers, these wastes of human life, that's what they envy.
They envy the fact that working poor has opportunities that they don't.
You understand?
I mean, because think about it.
You're not dependent upon the government.
I mean, the whole reason why the Poe gets all these damn government entitlements is because there's preconditions.
There's prerequisites before you can actually obtain these entitlements.
And if you don't keep up with those prerequisites, they can be taken away from you.
There's no prerequisites as a working poor person.
All you've got to do is have pride and integrity and the will and ambition to go out and work and obtain revenue for your labor and utilize that revenue to be more economically prosperous.
You see, the Po in America can't take their entitlements and they can't go invest in the stock market.
They can't take their entitlements and go finance a business.
They can't do this because they've got to go out and spend it on these stupid little widgets that they all go to Walmart and spend it on.
Do you understand what I'm telling you?
This is why the Po in America hate the upper, higher class, and rich people in this country.
Because they don't want to do the working poor route.
You understand?
Because that's the only way you can become wealthy.
That's the only way you can become rich is if you're working poor, is if you bust your ass and you go out and work for your money.
And when you work for your money, you can do what you wish with your money.
You can invest it where you want.
You can parlay it anywhere you want.
You can't do that with an entitlement.
And you see, this is where the hatred for those that are wealthy in America come from because these Poe people have nothing to bitch about.
They have nothing to bitch about.
They have plasma screens.
They don't have to work.
They smoke Philly blunts.
They've got their houses paid for.
They got their kids paid for.
They have nothing to bitch about.
But no, you know what they have to bitch about?
Even though they get everything for free, even though everything's paid for.
Oh, baby, look at that rich motherfucker right there.
That ain't fair, baby.
That ain't fair to that rich motherfucker got all that money, baby.
I ain't got it, baby.
That ain't fair, baby.
That's what it's about.
Do you understand what I'm saying?
That's what this whole goddamn Occupy Wall Street crap.
That's what all this goddamn worker class movement crap is about in today's America.
Because the people in today's America aren't workers.
All right?
They're not workers.
There's no workers in today's America, for Christ's sake.
And the only people that are working are the real, the real poor in America.
You want to see the real poor in America?
Compare.
And let me tell you something.
All you kids out there that are documentary movie makers that want to go out there and make a freaking impact, here is a documentary idea for you.
Go out there and document all the Po in America that are collecting all the entitlements that are out there, you know, kicking back on a housing voucher program, living in a middle-class neighborhood with about eight kids, plasma screen TVs,
Lincoln Navigators with goddamn spinners on them, and then compare that to somebody who is a single person who's working two shitty ass jobs, saving all the beans necessary to suffice his sustenance.
And look at the menial possessions that that working poor person has and compare it to the freaking Po who's collecting the entitlements.
That'll be something that will wake America up.
And if you're a freaking documentary maker, do it now.
All right?
Do it freaking now.
Jesus Christ.
I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to go off on that freaking tirade, folks, but it's enough.
All right, I'm sick and tired of these idiots.
I mean, you know, I was supposed to talk about May Day later, and we are.
But let me tell you something right now.
My compassion, my empathy, everything that's within my soul goes out to the capitalists.
And that includes the working poor, man.
I mean, if you're working and you're barely getting by, you're a capitalist, man.
And just remember that that builds character, and that's going to show you that, hey, I didn't want to go the easy route.
I didn't want to be stagnant for the rest of my life.
I didn't want the big brother government to raise generation after generation of my family.
I wanted my own independent living.
I wanted to own my possessions.
I wanted to own my own life.
You know, that's what these people that got these entitlements don't understand.
These people that have their entitlements, their lives aren't theirs anymore.
And I cannot wait for the day when the government finally says, okay, we're going to start testing out this.
They're probably not even going to tell them, to be honest with you.
I wouldn't be surprised right now if now that these Poe people, the Poe in America, they go out and get these free health care, they get this free this or free that.
I would not be surprised if tests are being run on these people.
And, you know, the government, and I hate to say this, I'm not some pro-Big Brother government for Christ's sake, but, you know, with all due respect, they are taking care of these idiots.
And if they're, you know, manipulating these people, you know, I've heard cases in which, you know, they're testing people out with drugs and that sort of thing.
The government is within their legal and ethical right to do so because their whole lives are funded by this big brother bureaucratic piece of crap.
Manipulating the Markets00:06:15
You know what I mean?
I mean, you know, I had this debate the other day, and I don't mean to get off on this tirade.
I'm going to get done here with the goddamn markets here in a second.
But I had this debate the other day with somebody online about this Rupert Murdoch situation, you know, and about how I don't know that, you know, Rupert Murdoch somehow should be thrown in jail for one subsidy of his bureaucratic corporate system went in and actually did this phone hacking stuff.
And I don't think that's necessary.
First of all, I don't want to get into the legalities of it all.
But let me tell you, the News Corp was wrong.
It was disgusting.
But you see, the difference between News Corp phone hacking and exploiting the information for its own benefit and the government doing the same tactics and for the same benefit.
The difference between the two is that the people that got affected with News Corp got financially compensated.
Yeah.
And they're getting millions of dollars out here.
Now, I'm not trying to say that that justifies what the hell News Corp did, but what the hell would you get from the government?
Huh?
You would get nothing.
All right?
You'd get nothing from the government.
All right?
You'd get the shaft.
You couldn't sue the government.
You couldn't find the government liable.
Nothing.
See, that's the difference.
That's the difference between private enterprise and the public sector and bureaucratic systems.
And that's why I would much prefer to have private enterprise have more of an influence of our economic lives than the goddamn government.
Because we can't sue the government when they screw us.
You know what I mean?
We can't sue the government.
But the people that got affected by News Corp, and I think that News Corp is a bunch of garbage, to be honest with you.
I think that what they did was crap.
And I'm glad that they're starting to prosecute people for this.
But to prosecute Rupert Murdoch, that's ridiculous.
That's utterly ridiculous.
But I'm glad they're prosecuting people that have actual evidence showing that they were participating in this.
But you know what?
The victims are getting compensated.
The victims are getting millions of dollars, and rightfully so.
That's all there is to it, man.
Anyway, I know that people are in here saying, I can't believe he talked that way about the Poe in America.
Oh, yeah, shove it up, your ass, all right?
My ass bleeds for the freaking Paul in America.
As a matter of fact, where the hell am I?
Let me get to this goddamn markets for Christ's sake.
I've already gone through all kinds of time.
Where am I at, engineer?
That's right.
Coffee, for Christ's sake.
Anyway, coffee's down $6.95, a percentage decrease of 3.80% for you assholes that drink coffee.
Corn continues up.
It's modestly up today.
$3, a percentage increase of 0.49%.
Cotton is down 30 cents, a percentage decrease of 0.34%.
I mean, that doesn't mean that these people are going to stop wearing fruity ass clothing.
Wheat is up $2.50, a percentage increase of 0.40%.
Sugar is up 10 cents, a percentage increase of 0.49%.
Soybean futures are down $11.50, a percentage decrease of 0.77%.
Oh, man, it looks like that Quaker Oats man has something to fucking smile about now.
Excuse my French.
I'm sorry.
I've been drinking.
Oats are up $7.25, a percentage increase of 2.15% on the day for oat futures.
We got soybean oil down 55 cents today.
And good God, the wool futures are unchanged today.
It looks like the bullnose bulldykes did not come out to see the freshly cut pieces of wool today because wool is unchanged.
Unchanged today.
Anyway, let's get to the metals, shall we?
The metals!
Let's get to the goddamn metals.
Anyway, just to show you what type of a helter-skelter market that we're in, the metals are down today, too.
I mean, this is what I'm telling you.
This is what I'm telling you, man.
We got a helter-skelter market in this situation.
All right, now, copper, of course, you can pretty much write it in the bag that you're going to see decreases because we saw decreases in equities.
And, of course, you know, copper is a major component in durable goods and other commodities, or excuse me, and other products that are manufactured by a lot of corporations.
Copper is down today, $4.90, a percentage decrease of 1.29% today.
But take a look at precious metals.
I mean, this doesn't make any kind of sense.
It just goes to show you, you know, freaking helter-skelter.
You know, gold down $17.30, a percentage decrease of 1.05% today for gold, closing out gold at 1,636 points, or excuse me, let me rephrase that again for Christ's sake.
$1,636.70 per troy ounce of gold.
All right.
Silver.
All right.
Silver is also down.
It took it in the teeth.
Down 56 cents.
A percentage decrease of 1.83% on the day.
Closing out silver at $30.08 per troy ounce of silver.
I mean, Jesus Christ.
I mean, wake up, investor community.
God damn it, man.
Take your goddamn head out your ass.
And sorry, and I'm cursing like a sailor.
People are here saying you're cursing like a sailor today.
I'm sorry, all right?
I'm sorry, but I'm passed.
Anyway, let's get to freaking livestock, man.
Silver Drops and Cursing00:15:01
I'm going off on tirates like hell for Christ's sake.
Anyway, even though we had that case of mad cow disease in the West Coast, live cattle seems to be still in demand, man.
People still want that beef, baby.
You know, especially from Texas.
Texas has got the best beef in the world.
If you don't believe me, I'll slap you in the face with a fish because that's probably what you eat.
All right.
Anyway, live cattle is up three bucks, a percentage increase of 2.66% on the day for live cattle futures.
Cattle feeder is also up $3, a percentage increase of 1.95% on the day.
And, of course, for all you fat, jelly-ass hemboons that like to shove a couple of hemboons down your goddamn gullet, well, lean hog futures are up today, 47 cents, a percentage increase of 0.56% on the day.
And that, my friends, is the markets for your ass.
Jesus Christ, we're already 51 minutes into the freaking first hour, for Christ's sake.
Good God, it seems like, you know, time's going by fast, man.
You know what I mean?
Maybe, you know what I, you know what I blame?
I blame solar flares, you know, intergalactic alignment, and Supermoon.
That's what I got to say about it.
Anyway, let's just get, we're done with the markets.
You already heard my analysis of it.
Let's just go ahead and get into the right, the first subject matter of the day, since we only got nine minutes left in the first hour.
Once again, it's always the first subject after the markets here in 2012.
Mitt Romney versus Barack Obama for the U.S. 2012 presidential elections.
Who are you voting for?
All right.
Mitt Romney, magic underpants versus Barack Obama, long-legged MacDaddy.
And if you haven't heard, Newt Gingrich is finally out of the race.
Thank God for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ.
I hope he had enough money raised in that freaking campaign to pay for that Tiffany's bill for that disgusting mannequin of a wife.
I mean, what kind of a freaking, you know, albino, I'm just, I'm not going to say it.
I'm sure she's a nice woman, for Christ's sake.
Anyway, but one thing that I do want to take a little bit of offense to is Barack Obama's propaganda just complete propaganda.
Complete and utter propaganda for the past few days about this Osama bin Laden assassination.
Even though we haven't seen any pictures of this bastard dead, which I'm sure the American people would pretty much appreciate, but, you know, I guess nobody cares or something.
I don't know.
I don't really appreciate him propagandizing this at all.
You know, I mean, didn't he say in 2008 that he was going to end the wedge of national security issues being a focal point of politics?
I mean, I thought I heard him say, I mean, of course, I'm paraphrasing, but he said something to that effect.
Look at what he's doing.
Huh?
I know that he's always criticizing George W. Bush.
He's always blaming his predecessor for this and that.
This is what George W. Bush did, you freaking jerk.
Come on, Obama.
I mean, you can fool some of the people some of the time, but you can't fool all of the people all of the time.
All right?
That's all I'm saying, man.
And not only that, we're going to talk about this later.
Have you heard about what's happened with this Chen Guan Ching situation in China?
I mean, I'm going to get into it later, but Mitt Romney is calling it a dark day for American freedom because of what happened.
And Barack Obama and his administration are directly responsible about this whole crap.
And we're going to talk about it later, but we've got about six minutes left in the first hour.
I want to take your calls right now.
646-652-4869.
Who are you voting for?
It's Magic Underpants versus Long-Legged Mac Daddy.
Who are you voting for?
Let's go ahead and take some calls right now.
We got area code 951.
What's up?
What do you think?
Yeah.
Yeah, I can't.
Oh, he can't understand you, you fruit ball.
319, what's up?
What do you think?
319, say something, or I'm saying your number on the air right now.
Hey, I'm sorry.
You screwed up out of there.
That's right.
Yeah, you sound like a fruit bull.
Shut up.
All right, just sit there and shut up.
All right, we're supposed to be talking about magic underpants versus long-legged MacDaddy out here.
This is the presidential elections, man.
2012.
Don't you people have any kind of freaking any kind of goddamn opinion about it, you stupid morons?
647.
You're on the board.
Hey, what's up, ghost?
What's up?
Hey, I'm in Canada, y'all, so I don't know who I vote for.
I'd rather vote for Ron Paul, Ron Paul, Ron Paul.
Oh, Jesus.
Shut up with the freaking Ron Paul, all right?
You're in Canada anyway, for Christ's sake.
Can you just go over there and shove a maple leaf up your ass and go hump a dead moose or something?
Canadian bacon butt boy.
732, what's up?
Who are you voting for?
Hey, ghosts, it's me, Capitalist Mal.
What's up, man?
I want to thank you for doing a show today.
I just got out of surgery a few hours ago.
Just got out of surgery.
Oh, shit.
What the hell?
What happened?
I got a circumcision.
Is there a P.O. box I can send you my foreskin?
Ah, you disgusting, grotesque, disgusting abomination.
I mean, if you're having a circumcision right now, that means you had too much of a cottage cheese problem that it affected the actual skin and it was rotting out, you sick, twisted prick.
There's nothing funny about that.
You're a sick asshole.
520, who are you voting for?
Jesus Christ, I mean, where are you getting these shitty phones, man?
Here, man, let's go ahead and let's take some freaking Skype callers here, right?
Let's go.
Hispandex Brony.
Yeah, that's funny.
Hispandex Brony.
All right, look, I'm just going to start hanging people up now.
These you people are just, you know, I'm going to start hanging assholes up because you people are just sitting on the phone doing absolutely nothing.
I'm just hanging people up for Christ's sake because you people are idiots.
All right, that's all I'm doing right now.
I'm just hanging people up because you people have nothing to say.
You just sit there for 40 or 50 minutes and do absolutely nothing.
It's stupid.
I mean, you people should be ashamed of yourselves that you don't even have the testicular fortitude to say a goddamn sentence fragment anymore.
That you're so intimidated that you're like, hey, what you say, I think you say, stupid idiots.
Sick of that.
I'm sick of this lack of personality for Christ's sake.
I blame single mothers.
That's what I blame.
I blame single mothers because, you know, I mean, this is a lack of father.
That's what this is, especially when it comes to males.
I mean, females, most females, you know, they have no problem mouthing off.
You know, as you can see in past shows, I mean, females call up, mouth off all the time.
You know what I mean?
Like they, you know, like the world owes them something.
That's pretty much how most women, you know, think that life goes for them.
But look at these males out here.
They have no personality.
It's because of no daddy, no father.
You know?
I mean, they've just been exposed to nothing more than the latest ethnic minority that mother brings home from the goddamn Applebees.
You know what I mean?
And it's a sad story because you've got to think that, you know, the latest ethnic minority that mom brings home, you know, he has to play with the kid.
You know, he's probably playing video games and trying to fake throw a football in the backyard just to get into mommy's pants.
And at some point in time, these fruits realize this and they become detached from their own realization, their own reality.
So anyway, I'm going to take one more call.
Hopefully somebody has something to say about magic underpants versus long-legged MacDaddy out here.
This is a presidential elections 2012.
This is serious business.
Jesus Christ, 646, you're on the horn.
You orange-flavored motherfucker.
but I'll get over there.
I can't understand you.
Can you try to speak a little louder for Christ's sake when you got a pair?
No, excuse me.
Excuse me.
I'm sorry.
I said, you orange-flavored motherfucker.
How is it over there?
Hold on, I can't understand you, but you know, it's a good time to play everybody's favorite game.
It's just a minority.
I'm Nick Lang and this stupid son of a bitch.
Go ahead and post your damn guesses on Twitter right now.
Ghost politics get the Twitter name.
It's everybody's favorite game.
It's just the minority.
We're going to go ahead and play it again today.
I definitely hear an epic quang.
Do you hear that epic quang there, bro?
I definitely hear it.
Go ahead and post your goddamn guesses at Twitter right now.
Oh, my God.
It's everybody's favorite game.
Just the minority, baby.
I love this game.
Anyway, let's get back to the call now.
All right.
Hey, 646, you there?
Hey, 646, you there or what?
Oh, he's not.
Are you kidding me?
Did he hang up?
Did this son of a bitch hang up?
Jesus Christ.
Call his ass back, engineer.
Call that son of a bitch back.
Sitting over here in the middle of a game of guest the minority over here, and this guy's sitting over here hanging up, huh?
Like I'm Lamigra?
Call his ass back.
Call his ass back.
My bad, yeah.
You used to waste of my time.
You got somebody involved.
Yeah, yeah.
Looks good.
Hey, are you Dominican?
No, I'm fucking Pakistani.
You're Pakistani?
No, I'm your mother.
The fuck?
No, you're brown and proud.
Come on.
Come on.
I knew it, motherfucker.
I knew it.
Yeah.
Yes, you orange-flavored motherfucker.
You got it correct.
Yes, go inflame the motherfucker.
I love this game.
I love this.
I know.
Yeah.
Where's your little buzzy contact?
I heard you hiding.
Oh, man.
All right.
All right.
Get him off, engineer.
I don't want to talk to these damn immigrants.
Get him off, for Christ's sake.
Sound like they just hopped off a freaking banana boat.
All right?
I told you.
I told you I love this game, man.
I love this game.
As a matter of fact, that deserves a pretty good chug of beer, for Christ's sake, because you know what?
We are already in to the second hour of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
And of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
And once again, folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
Before we get into anything else, I'd like for everybody to please retweet the broadcast.
All right, go to the social networks, go to the forums, go to the blogs, and spread it around like wildfire and let everybody know that True Capitalist Radio is in effect and in the house.
All right.
And of course, for all you fat, chilly ass emboons that are too lazy to open up another freaking window on your browser for Christ's sake.
We got all kinds of little buttons underneath that player right there.
All right.
We got a Google Plus button.
We got a Facebook like button.
We got to retweet this button.
Share this button.
Use and abuse those freaking buttons, baby, all right?
It's just a freaking click, for Christ's sake.
Oh, man.
That hyped me up, man.
I'm telling you.
It's nothing like a good game of guest the minority to get the old piss and fury running through the veins, eh?
Woo!
We need more beer.
More beer!
I told you I was giddy, man.
I was feeling good, for Christ's sake.
Let me go ahead and open up this beer, and we'll get to some freaking Twitter shout-outs here in a sec.
Let me go ahead and open up this other bottle of beer.
We've got another bottle of beer coming up here.
Give me another bottle of beer there, engineer.
Get another bottle of damn beer.
That's what I'm talking about, man.
Oh, yeah.
And look at all the haters on Twitter.
Look at them.
Look at them.
They're hating.
They're hating.
Yeah, keep hating, bitch.
All right, keep hating.
Keep hating, bitch.
Let me go ahead and pour this one in here.
Oh, yeah.
You hear that?
Nothing like good molten hops, baby.
You hear that?
Oh, it just smells good, too.
Ah, yeah.
I'm sorry, man.
That was a good game of Guest the Minority.
I just, I'm just, I'm giddy about that, man.
I deserve a prize or something.
I deserve a prize for that.
I deserve money every time I get, you know, a freaking guess right on that particular game.
Anyway, let me go ahead and ask the engineer.
I hate to ask the engineer every time, but, hey, engineer, do we have any Twitter shout-outs to be had out here?
Well, according to the engineer, we do have some Twitter shout-outs to be had.
And of course, if you want a Twitter shout-out right here, right now, live on the True Capitalist Radio broadcast, all you've got to do is, well, let's just put it like this: retweet the first tweet on the Twitter account, all right?
And the Twitter account name is Ghost Politics.
All one word, no underscores, baby.
Ghost Politics.
Retweet the first tweet on the Twitter account.
All right, who do we got here?
Twitter Shout Outs for Ghost00:03:28
What do we got?
We got Lamar Smithler.
Hey, that's pretty funny.
Lamar Smithler in the house.
We got John the Sponge in the place.
Who else do we got?
We got somebody named Third Reich Thursday.
Shove it up, your ass, you idiots.
All right, I've told you, idiots.
Don't call me Ghostler.
Stupid assholes.
We've got 213, baby, 213 in the house.
We get a capitalist, him and with his stupid ass.
Who else do we got here?
We got Cone Keen Star, Sergeant Yoda.
We got Happy Radio 3000 in the place.
Who else we got?
We got Inspector Ghost.
Oh, that's real funny.
Yeah, Inspector Ghost.
Real funny there, Jerk Dick.
All right.
We got Big Bird69 in the house.
We got Moonman XXX in the place.
All right.
We got My Little Rebur.
Shut up with that sick ass name for Christ's sake.
We got Tankies for Ghost up in here again.
We got Trayvon as a Saint.
Are you kidding me?
Are you kidding me?
Trayvon is a saint.
Stupid ass troll name.
Shove it up, your ass.
Anyway, we got Weena one actual wiener!
Weener!
We've got what the LOL.
All right, we've got who else we got?
We got Kamina Zero Kony 11.
We've got that frick damn Navy Sand Husky over here, Navy Husky.
I didn't appreciate your latest remix, you idiot.
All right, Jesus Christ, we got Jub Jub Joe.
We got the old Jub Jub Joe in the house.
Oh, yes.
We got O Jub Jub.
What's going on to Jub Jub Joe?
We got Barrett Tunga.
We got Panthe Mann.
Count Dracula 25 in the house.
Who else do we got going on here?
Who is this?
I'm not saying that, you sick twisted prick.
We got 7 Leaf B in the place.
What's going on to 7 Leaf B?
We got Hark the Shark.
We've got Regular Capital in the place.
What's going on to Regular Capital?
We've got Reaper 5200 in the house.
Who else do we got going on?
Who is this?
We got Dark Razors in the place.
Jimmy underscore kudos in the house.
And there's that stupid, dumb little freaking stick figure that y'all did.
I'm not saying your name just because you got that stick figure.
Anyway, we got somebody named Andrew by the name of RAR.
What's going on?
We got Ghost Enfuega.
Shut up with your damn ghost and Fuego.
You shove it up your ass.
We got Speed Mobile 91 in the place.
Who else do we got going on over here?
We got Waffle underscore Alicia 69.
We've got Fart Fredish Frank.
Fart Fetish Frank.
Are you kidding me?
Did you make that Elementapita yourself?
Jesus Christ.
Who else do we got?
We got, oh, Cancer for Ghost.
See how real funny it's tricky.
Shove up your ass.
I hope you get cancer, you piece of crap.
I hope you get cancer.
And I hope the goddamn cancer turns your insides into liquid shit.
Screw you for wishing cancer on me, for Christ's sake.
You know what?
Justice Department Scandal00:08:10
Just for that, screw that.
I'm not going to, I'm not.
Screw you.
I'm not saying any more Twitter shout-outs.
You people are going to sit over here and wish cancer on me.
Screw you people.
How do you like that?
I'm ending Twitter shout-outs right now.
Scumbags.
Anyway, let's get to the freaking program here.
We were talking about Mitt Romney versus Barack Obama, Magic Underpants versus long-legged MacDaddy, but let's just go ahead and move on because nobody really cares about that.
Did you hear about this draft resolution in the House that's going to accuse Eric Holder of contempt for the Fast and Furious operation?
I mean, this is rather interesting.
I wonder how the Justice Department is actually going to be handling this particular approach by the Congress.
You know, and I wonder if Congress actually takes this contempt actually seriously If Barack Obama and the administration will finally say, all right, well, the Congress doesn't matter, like they've been doing thus far with, you know, the Libya operation and other operations with NATO, so on and so forth.
Jesus Christ, I read some article that Barack Obama, you know, signed over, I don't know how many millions of dollars in military mining equipment to who the hell did he give it to?
Jesus Christ, I forgot.
I think it was Iraq or somebody or I don't know, but without any kind of Congress approval whatsoever, you know, I wonder if the House moves in on Eric Holder, which of course is the Attorney General for all you folks that don't know who Eric Holder is, and they find him in contempt for this Fast and the Furious operation.
I wonder what this is meant.
I wonder if this is going to be nothing more than political theater or this is actually going to mean something.
And for you folks that are unfamiliar with what the Attorney General Eric Holder has to do with this Operation Fast and Nefurious, Fast and Furious was an operation on the border of Arizona in which, believe it or not, and Eric Holder knew about this crap.
People in the higher echelons of the goddamn Justice Department knew all about this crap.
This was an operation directed by the ATF, the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms, in which the ATF actually sold guns to the drug lords in Mexico, the same drug lords that are killing Americans, that are killing people, that sort of thing.
I'm not joking.
Our Justice Department actually approved the sales of armaments to the freaking drug lords, okay?
And according to Eric Holder and the Justice Department, the reasoning behind selling these guns to the Mexican drug cartels was to, quote-unquote, just trace the path for which those guns go to.
But miraculously, in the process of tracking those guns, they lost track of those guns.
Oh, they lost track of those guns.
But you know where some of those guns ended up?
Huh?
You want to know where some of those guns that ATF, Justice Department, Eric Holder, sold to the Mexican cartels, you know where they ended up?
They ended up at the murder scenes of Border Patrol agents and Arizona sheriffs and these types of people.
I'm not joking.
I'm not joking.
That's where these guns ended up being at.
They ended up being at the scenes of these crimes.
And that's why the House, particularly ISA, Representative Isa out of California, he is pressing this contempt for Eric Holder as it relates to the Fast Nefurious operation.
And I think this is a serious operation.
I think that this could affect the actual reelection plans for Barack Obama.
I would not be surprised if Eric Holder decides I'm going to step down and spend more time with my family here within the next couple of months if ISA, Representative Isa, continues to pursue this.
And I think he should.
I think he should continue to pursue it because this is a disgusting disgrace for the Justice Department, and it needs to be unearthed.
All the facts, everything.
And somebody needs to be held accountable.
I mean, how in the hell are you going to sell guns to the Mexican drug cartels that are killing American people across the border, that are kidnapping peeps, that are assassinating Mexican police officers, police chiefs, assassinating Mexican political figures?
I mean, how in the hell can anyone, any bureaucratic numbskull approve that they should go and sell guns to these drug cartels with the intention of quote-unquote tracking where the guns go.
Ah, Jesus Christ.
I mean, I I hope ICE pursues this.
And you know what?
The Attorney General Eric Holder should be you know, something should be done.
Of course, Barack Obama will give him a pardon, so it really doesn't matter how far you pursue this, but let me tell you something right now.
Eric Holder is one of these brazen j you know attorney generals that has implemented a vast variety of different justice measures.
And, you know, he actually talks from a soapbox as if, you know, just like a typical bureaucrat, as if he knows what to do.
Like, his particular perspective is always right.
Well, I wonder what's going to happen.
I wonder if this is just going to be political theater or what.
You know what I mean?
I have no idea.
Once again, for you folks that don't know, the House of Representatives have drafted a resolution that is going to accuse Eric Holder for contempt for the Operation Fast and Furious.
And I think that everybody should read into that because, I mean, it's sick.
You know what I mean?
It really is sick.
Anyway, we've got a lot of things to talk about, so I'm going to go ahead and move on to the next subject matter.
But once again, look into that.
Everybody who doesn't, you don't know about who the Attorney General is, Eric Holder, Fast and Furious Operation, you know, the gun running.
And if you don't know about it, learn about it because it should be, it should goddamn be a focal point in the 2012 presidential election.
It should be.
The only way it isn't is if Eric Holder steps down.
And I wouldn't be surprised if he steps down here within the next couple of months.
And if he steps down, prognosticator or prognosticator strikes again.
But look, Eric Holder is a very big pompous jerk.
He's your typical pompous bureaucratic asshole.
And it would take some dramatic political pressure for this guy to step down.
I mean, dramatic political pressure.
It's all I'm saying.
Because he seems like a very pompous jerk.
And he doesn't care if it affects Barack Obama's elections.
I mean, when you give some bureaucrat power, they don't want to let go of it, man.
I mean, look at how long it took George W. Bush to get rid of Donald Rumsfeld's dumbass.
You know what I mean?
That's all I'm saying.
Anyway, I strongly advise people to go out and contact your congressman, contact your senator, and tell them to pursue this.
Especially John Boehner, all right?
Or Boehner, however he calls it.
John Boner, tell him to pursue this all the way to the bank.
There should be no reason why a bureaucratic system of government, a freaking arm of the Justice Department.
There should be no reason why they were selling guns to the enemy, no matter what excuse they give.
CISPA Cyber Intelligence Act00:12:12
Anyway, let me move on.
I'm going to take a couple of calls here in a little bit, but we've got so much crap to talk about.
Very important stuff to be talking about here, so I'm going to move on to the next subject matter.
What I want to talk a little bit about now is CISPA, the Cyber Intelligence Sharing and Protection Act.
Yeah, that's right.
We've got another Internet regulation bill around the pike.
You know what I mean?
I'm serious.
I'm not joking.
We've got another cyber regulation bill down the pike.
SOPA, PIPA, ACTA, now CISPA.
And once again, it is an acronym for Cyber Intelligence Sharing and Protection Act.
And we've talked about this in the past, and for you folks that are unfamiliar with what CISPA is, it is going to absolve Internet service providers, Internet web service companies, any technological company in general that gathers demographic and psychographic information on its users.
It is going to absolve them of any kind of legal liability relating to the security of that information.
Moreover, it is going to allow the government to go and ask any one of these companies, whether it's Facebook, whether it's AT ⁇ T, whether it's Shaw Cable out there in Canadia, wherever.
Well, actually, I don't think Canadians doesn't fall under the jurisdiction, but you know what I'm saying.
Anywhere, anywhere in America.
Excuse me, I don't know where I went there in Canadia.
But it'll allow any one of these companies to give information upon request to the government.
For instance, if the government has an inkling to gather up a dox file on you because they caught wind by somebody giving an anonymous tip over the phone that you're some kind of a threat to national security or you're some kind of a crackpipe or whatever the case might be, the government can now, if CISPA is passed, the government can now go and ask these Internet service providers, these web companies for your personal information,
and whatever results from that company giving that personal information, that company cannot be held liable under this law.
You cannot sue that company.
And moreover, these companies are just going to give the government your information.
You know what I mean?
This isn't some situation in which Big Brother government is like, we want this information on this person, and we want it now.
No, The government is going to request it.
The company will provide it, but guess what?
The government's going to pay them for it.
Oh, that's right, folks.
That's right.
This is a money-making collaborative effort between the goddamn technological companies and the government.
Why do you think Silicon Valley isn't up in arms about this like they were with SOPA?
Huh?
How come you don't think they're not up in arms about this like they were with SOPA, for Christ's sake, because they are going to profit.
They're going to profit upon your information and giving it to the government upon government request because the government's going to pay them.
Read the bill, man.
Anyway, I was really concerned by the lack of disdain for this particular goddamn bill as it related to Silicon Valley and all the big time Internet companies.
Finally, we have Firefox, all right, Mozilla, finally blasting the United States government and blasting the whole CISPA bill in general, for Christ's sake.
And thank God, we've got somebody that with some kind of credibility within the technological industry finally saying something against this.
Now, I'm going to go ahead and read some of what they wrote as a part of their statement.
This is a part of their statement here.
And I'm talking about Firefox, Mozilla.
They're finally talking against CISPA.
Here's what they said.
While we wholeheartedly support a more secure Internet, CISPA has a broad and alarming reach that goes far beyond Internet security.
The bill infringes on our privacy, includes vague definitions of cybersecurity, and grants immunities to companies and government that are too broad around information misuse.
We hope the Senate takes the time to fully and openly consider these issues with stakeholder input before moving forward with this legislation.
Because remember, CISPA has already passed the House, baby.
They've already passed the House.
Now this is in the Senate.
Now this is in the Senate, for Christ's sake.
So once again, I want to take your call about this.
646-652-4869 is the number to call.
Finally, somebody from Silicon Valley is finally talking against CISPA.
And this is why all these people have been quiet.
Google, Facebook, they've all been quiet because they're going to profit and they're going to get legal immunity.
They're going to get legal immunity, which means you can't sue them.
And it doesn't mean that you just can't sue them if they give or sell your information to the government.
You can't sue them if a situation like Sony.
Remember Sony last year when the hackers took control of the servers, got all the 1.9 million user information, credit card information, addresses, and all this other stuff.
Well, you know, Sony's gums are still bleeding because of that because they have probably huge lawsuits that they're probably still dealing with.
Well, under CISPA, if Sony had gotten hacked and CISPA was actual law, no one that got hacked, all the over 1.9 million people that got hacked during that Sony situation last year would not have been able to sue for diddly.
This is what CISPA, Cyber Intelligence Sharing and Protection Act, is all about, man.
And this is why it's so scary because you don't hear shh, excuse me, you don't hear nothing.
You don't hear nothing from Google like you did with SOPA.
You don't hear nothing from any of these goddamn companies that were out here that were so vocal against internet regulation.
Why?
Because they're going to profit from this son of a bitch.
That's right.
Yeah.
Thanks a lot, government.
And yeah, thanks a lot, Internet companies.
We really appreciate it, even though the users are the ones that created your freaking wealth.
Our patronage to your websites, our patronage to your content is what creates you, you dicks.
And this is what you're going to do.
Now you're going to bend us over and make us take it up the tailpipe.
Jesus Christ, let me take a sip of this beer, and I'm taking calls here.
I want to hear what you have to say about CISPA, for Christ's sake.
646-652-4869.
Take a sip of this beer here.
All right, that was a little bit more than a sip, but who gives a crap?
Anyway, let's go ahead and take some calls about CISPA, the Cyber Intelligence Sharing and Protection Act.
What do you have to say about it?
646-652-4869 is the number to call.
Let's take a call.
252, you're on the horn.
They hung up.
Now that 951, you're on the horn.
Yeah, actually, I think it's a good thing.
And, I mean, you're just one of these idiots.
What are you just going to hang up?
Let's call this asshole back.
You know, I hate idiots like this.
You know what I mean?
This is just an attest to the ignorance of America.
You know what I mean?
Some idiot.
Oh, you know, I think it's a good thing.
I mean, do you have some original thoughts on the matter?
Can you give us some elaborate detail on what you think about it?
Get them on the line, engineer.
God damn it.
Get him on the line.
God damn it.
What's going on, engineer?
Oh, this fruit put his phone off the hook.
How quaint.
But there's nothing I hate worse than some idiot just calling up and saying, oh, I think it's a good thing.
Without any kind of insight.
I mean, this is your typical American idiot.
I mean, this is why, believe it or not, I have so many people who listen to me that are outside of America.
Oh, my God.
I mean, believe it or not, I've got more fans outside of America than I do inside of America.
And why?
Because they know that I can't stand the ignorance that America encompasses.
You know, this lack of personality, this lack of insight, this lack of intellectual curiosity.
You know what I mean?
I mean, this is, they appreciate that an American can observe this and witness that this is a freaking digression.
Anyway, let's take some more calls.
We're talking about CISPA here, and please have a goddamn opinion about it.
Don't just sit there and say, oh, I think it's bad.
I think it's good.
Say something about it.
973, you're on the horn.
Hey, ghost, I was just wondering if I could send you a picture of my anal warts so you can tell me if they're infected or not.
I'll tell you what, what do I give you your number out right now?
And maybe somebody, maybe we got a doctor or somebody can call you and help you out with it.
How about that?
How about that?
Hey, I'm talking to you.
You better talk or I'm just going to say your number.
I'm going to...
Oh!
Oh!
Call his ass back.
I call his ass back.
And if his mom answers, I'm going to tell his mom he's got what he said he had.
That's what I'm going to do, son of a bitch.
I'm sick of these stupid loser prank calls, man.
They're stupid.
They're idiotic.
They're dumb.
They're pathetic.
Please enjoy this Verizon ring back, Toad, while your party is reached.
What is this?
Oh, Jesus.
You're spurting up now, too, with the spurty music?
How do you?
This is Frank's Meat Shop.
Bet you can't beat my meat.
Yeah, you want me to give the number out so maybe we have a freaking that can help you out with your little anal wart problem?
Um, no, I'm sorry.
I dropped the phone.
Uh, no, I want you, I want to know, do you want me to go ahead and say your number since you've got anal warts, like you said?
Maybe somebody can help you out here.
Well, I don't want somebody else.
I want you to help me, ghost.
All right, I'm gonna go ahead and do it.
973-255-8833.
He's got anal warts.
Go ahead and help him out.
All right?
Stupid, silly bastard.
All right, you alright now?
What?
You alright now?
Um, I don't know.
They're still a little itchy.
Yeah, well, somebody will help him.
Somebody will call you right now.
All right?
Somebody give him a call.
He's a Verizon customer.
He should be easy to dox.
Stupid asshole.
I'm telling you, this is it here.
This is stupid, man.
I mean, this is America.
There's probably some single dishwag whore mother that raised this piece of crap.
Jesus Christ, man.
Sick of this crap, man.
Sick of this crap.
Chinese Dissidents and Doxing00:15:49
And you see him?
He's like, um, uh, no, I, uh, I, I, yeah, uh stupid idiot.
And you know, I wouldn't have given his number out had he continued with the prank and made it lulzy.
But no, he just wants to call up and just try to be shocking and say, I got an angle warranty.
Well, you know what?
Hopefully, you know, somebody out there on the internet can help you out with that because I can't.
All right.
I'm providing a service by giving your number out, sir.
All right, hopefully, somebody gets anyway.
We're supposed to be talking about CISPA over here.
Jesus Christ, 865, you're on the horn.
Hey, Coast, it's me, Misty Kins.
How are you?
Hey, Misty Kins, how you doing, man?
How you doing?
I'm doing really good.
Working a lot, capitalizing.
Yeah, I know you got that new job.
You're working hard.
And, you know, much props to you there, Misty.
Yeah, I was going to comment on something about CISPA.
I don't even know.
I'm thinking it will pass.
Go ahead and go on through because there's too much politics in it.
And also, regarding the Obama campaign, they put out this propaganda Hitler-like thing.
It's on my Twitter page, which is Ghosties Girls.
And it's about Julia.
Julia gets protected by the government her whole life.
This is from the womb to the tomb, government entitlements.
Julia, you're talking about somebody like a charity case, or not a charity, but like an entitlement case, like cradle to the womb, or what was that?
Repeat that for us.
Okay, it's on my Twitter page.
It's an article that the Obama campaign has come out with about a pretend woman named Julia who needs the government to help her throughout her life.
It's shocking and appalling.
This is on your Twitter account.
This is Ghosties Girls.
Yes, yes.
It's on there.
It's about a woman named Julia, which is fictional.
But it's from the Obama campaign who talks about how she needs the government through her lifetime.
And they're actually, you know, promoting this.
And it's from the womb to the tomb of government entitlement.
I mean, this is this propaganda is kind of like the way Hitler done, because everybody loved Hitler.
Hitler was giving everybody free stuff.
Yeah, I mean, that's why his whole political ideology was national socialism.
Yeah, and he was Times Man of the Year in 1938.
So, come on.
He was popular, too.
He was the Messiah, and that's the same route that it looks like we're going.
And people really need to read this propaganda thing that they've come out with.
And I'd like to know people's opinions about that because it's really, I thought it was a joke at first.
I thought, you know, this is just somebody trolling and making this up.
It wasn't.
Unreal, Misty Kins.
Unreal.
And I want to thank you for calling.
Of course, follow her.
She's always posting great news, Ghosties Girls.
But Jesus Christ.
I mean, it doesn't surprise me with this administration.
I mean, they are pushing the racial component, the class warfare component, the bureaucratic component.
I mean, they're throwing everything.
Divide and conquer is what it looks like.
Oh, my God.
I mean, you know, some fictitious story about some woman named Julia, how she needs the government all her life.
I mean, such propaganda.
Anyway, folks, we were talking a little bit about how Firefox blasting the United States government on CISPA, the Cyber Intelligence Sharing and Protection Act, which has passed the House.
I think that everybody should be calling their senator right now and telling them to strike it down.
We've talked a little bit about it.
We tried to take some calls.
Unfortunately, we're running out of time, man.
We got a lot of things to talk about, so we're just going to go ahead and move on for Christ's sake.
I do want to talk about this Chinese dissident, Chen Guan Cheng.
I don't know if you've been keeping up with the story.
We did talk about it the last time I was on the air.
Chen Guan Cheng is a blind Chinese dissident that ended up escaping from house arrest, Chinese house arrest, and ended up at the United States Embassy for the past couple of days.
And nothing much has been said about what has happened with Cheng Guan Chen, whether or not he was actually going to defect or whether or not he was going to leave the country, whatever the case might be.
Anyway, according to the first initial reports when Cheng Guan Chen actually left the United States embassy, according to reports that Chen Guan Cheng actually left on his own accord, that Chen actually just wanted to go back and he wanted to be with his family, and supposedly he had assurances by the Chinese government, so on and so forth, right?
Then Chen Guan Chen comes out and actually tells the media that the United States Embassy forced him out.
I mean, can you believe this?
I mean, are you kidding me?
I mean, they actually urged this guy to go out of the United States embassy and to go back to China for Christ's sake.
I mean, this is horrible for Christ's sake.
This guy, oh my God.
And if you're not familiar with what Chen Kuan Cheng has done, this is a man that has exposed the abortions, forced abortions, and killing of babies as they're born out of China, the one-child policy.
This was the guy that actually made it public.
He had been in jail for seven years prior to this.
And then you mean to tell me that he escaped from house arrest, goes to the United States Embassy, and the United States Embassy claims that he wanted to go back into the country of China on his own accord.
What a bunch of horse crap!
Well, anyway, Cheng Guan Chen comes out and actually tells the media that he doesn't want to stay in China, that he was threatened, his family was threatened, that they threatened to beat up his wife, to kill his wife, to kill his child.
And believe it or not, I mean, we're just getting bits and pieces about what happened in this actual situation.
But from what I have read is that the United States Embassy was actually negotiating with the Chinese government and trying to make the Chinese government assure the United States Embassy that Chen Guan Sheng would not be harmed.
He would get proper medical attention.
His family wouldn't be harmed, so on and so forth.
And when the initial reports came out, they claimed the United States Embassy claimed that Chen left on his own accord.
Bullshit.
And I'm sorry for cursing.
Bullshit.
All right.
And this is why Mitt Romney today, and I have to agree with this guy, even though I don't agree with all his politics and that sort of thing.
He said today that this is a dark day for freedom.
A dark day for freedom.
And I couldn't agree anymore.
I mean, are you kidding me?
I mean, here's a Chinese dissident who's been in jail, who's been tortured, who's blind, just because he unearthed the one-child policy and unearthed the forced abortions and unearthed these things via documentation.
And this guy wants asylum.
He's going to the United States, which the United States is supposed to be the bastion of freedom, right?
Goes to the United States for help, stays at the embassy for a couple of days, and the embassy does nothing to get him out of the country other than negotiate a less of an ass-beating that he'll probably get when he leaves to China.
I mean, this is just a disgrace.
And you want to know why they negotiated this?
Because guess what?
Barack Obama is headed to China here in the next couple of weeks.
Yeah, that's right.
And this little incident wouldn't, you know, be a very good photo op or a very good diplomatic context for which Obama visits the Chinese in Asia.
Can you believe this crap?
I mean, this is how political these people are.
I mean, this poor guy, Cheng Guan Chen, and he's not the only Chinese activist that is being held in horrific, disgusting house arrest, who's been tortured, who's been jailed, who's been threatened.
I think everybody should also look up AWEY.
AEY is also another activist that has just been completely overlooked.
And all they're doing is preaching freedom.
That's all they're doing.
They're not galvanizing some militant revolution.
They're not plotting to overthrow the government.
They're out there just preaching freedom.
They're talking freedom.
They're trying to make the freaking bureaucratic system of government more transparent.
And this is what they get.
I think this is a tragedy for America.
I think that this right here is pretty much proof that the United States is now authoritarian.
Not totalitarian yet, but we are now an authoritarian regime.
Because if Cheng Gwen Chen is if what he says or what they said he says is true, that the United States embassy was trying to urge this man, this activist, to go back to China, I think it's a disgrace.
I think it's a disgrace to America.
We should all be ashamed of ourselves for allowing our government to negotiate with these disgusting, despicable crimes against humanity, killing over 200,000 people in Teneman Square in 1989, communist pieces of crap.
It's a freaking shame.
And you know what?
I'm not letting Mr. Fortune Cookie get on today.
You know that?
Screw the Chinese government, you piece of crap.
Screw the Chinese government.
I can't believe America is negotiating with the Chinese government.
You're damn right, this is a dark day for freedom.
Jesus Christ, this is horrible.
I want to hear from you.
What do you got to say about this?
646-652-4869 is the number to call.
Let's take some calls here.
831, you're on the horn.
Hello, Ghost.
It's me, Eridan.
And all I've got to say about all of this stuff about China and stuff, it's just completely bullshit.
I really don't know what to say.
I haven't been mostly listening, but the thing I got to say is it actually.
Yeah, well, at least you said something, you stupid morale.
I mean, isn't that sad?
I've got to give freaking callers props for saying anything now.
Can you believe this shit?
I mean, this is how shitbag of America, how chokedoward of America that we're living in, for Christ's sake.
And I've got to give people props for saying something.
626262, you're on the horn.
Hey, Ghost.
I was wondering if I couldn't go back to the first topic you talked about.
Go ahead, man.
Well, the way I see it, most people in America, they don't really pay attention to the elections much, but they do know that Brock's been putting them in a shit ton of debt.
So that's going to affect their voting a lot more than anything else that they've been hearing about killing Osama bin Laden or any of that shit.
Well, I don't think so, man.
I think that they don't give a shit about the debt.
Excuse my French.
I'm sorry I'm cursing like a sailor today, but I'm pissed, all right?
I don't think that they care about the dead.
They just care about how much money they're going to continue to get in entitlements.
All they care about is indefinite unemployment.
That's all they care about.
Anyway, let's take a couple more calls here.
We're going to talk about the Chinese dissident because it is a dark day for freedom.
When the United States is negotiating with the life of somebody that wants asylum.
I think that's sick, man.
I think that's sick.
253, you're on the horn.
He's cool.
He was actually quite sad that this actually happened.
I mean, I did not expect the American government to do this, but now that it actually happened, I expect cases like this to pop up more and more all the time.
Well, even though you're trying to sound like Doctor Who or something, but I agree with you.
I think that this is going to happen a lot more.
People that are coming to the United States for asylum, I guess the United States is going to use them as tokens for negotiation.
I can't believe this crap.
We used to be the bastions of freedom, for Christ's sake.
And look at us.
We're negotiating with a bunch of commies.
Jesus Christ, give me the money.
Give me a freaking beer.
More beer.
God damn it, man.
Give me a freaking freaking beer for Christ's sake.
God damn it.
This is just horrible, man.
I can't believe nobody else is as pissed as I am about all this crap pouring this beer in here for Christ's sake.
I mean, this is why I drink, man.
This is why you've got to take the edge off when you know as much as I know and you know the realization of all the ignorance that is inspiring all this violence, that is inspiring all this war, that's inspiring all this human strife.
I mean, it it's a hard burden.
It's a hard burden to freaking carry on your shoulders.
That's all I got to say, for Christ's sake.
Anyway, once again, a dark day for freedom.
Chang Guan Cheng.
I mean, what the United States did to this poor Chinese dissident is a disgrace.
You know what I mean?
It's an utter disgrace.
And I'm sorry there, Cheng Guan Chang.
I'm sorry, man.
I mean, you know, you should have been on that plane with Hillary Rotten Clinton.
All right?
You should have been able to get asylum.
But no, they don't want to ruffle any feathers before Barack Obama went over to China in a couple of weeks.
That's all this is about, man.
That's all this is about.
Anyway, let's move on to another subject because we're running out of freaking time here.
Did you hear Russia today?
It said, and I'm going to quote, it will preemptively strike NATO if they attempt to build this missile defense shield in Europe.
And for you folks that don't know, the Barack Obama administration, regardless of whether the Congress knows about it or not, is agreed with NATO to construct this missile defense shield in Europe to prevent some of the NATO allies from potentially being I don't know inflicted with military fear by Russia.
I have no idea, but Russia's already said that it will preemptively strike the NATO missile defense shield to protect its own national interests.
World War III Brinkmanship00:03:41
I mean, what did I tell you about World War III, baby?
What did I tell you the last show?
We're in it, baby.
We're in it now.
You people are all just, you know, mesmerized by the boob tube.
I mean, what did that freak Marilyn Manson say?
God is in the TV.
You people are mesmerized by the television.
Meanwhile, we got World War going on.
I mean, why do you think I continue to do this show on a consistent basis and tell you about the deaths and the strife and the war and the terrorism and everything that happens on the globe every time I get on this broadcast?
Because this is the realization of the world out here.
I mean, all you goddamn Occupy Wall Street protesters need to take your goddamn heads out of your dirty ass and realize that there's a lot more important things than worrying about your stupid little materialistic needs that you want funded by big brother government.
I mean, there's a whole world out here, you dumb, ungrateful brats.
Jesus Christ.
Once again, Russia, flexing nuts, old Pootie Pooh and Medavev, you know, they came out and said that they will preemptively strike any NATO missile defense shield in Europe.
So that's great, isn't it?
I mean, Jesus Christ.
You know, I'm starting to think that there could be worse things in World War, in my opinion.
Jesus Christ, I can't believe I'm saying this.
But there could be worse things, in my opinion.
I mean, there's a lot of ignorant pieces of ungrateful shit in this world.
I'm sorry, folks, for cursing, but there is a lot of ungrateful people that believe that they're just supposed to be sufficed with sustenance because they're breathing.
And, you know, this mental capacity is flooding the earth.
I mean, and there's nothing that can change these people's minds and make them understand that, hey, the only way that civilization works is if everybody participates in it, you ungrateful mooch of human life.
I mean, that's what makes civilizations, you idiots.
Not a bunch of stagnant losers who just sit around and turn perfectly good food into shit and watch a freaking talking screen.
Jesus Christ.
Give me my drink.
I mean, this is the only thing that takes the edge off, man.
You know what I mean?
Because drinking is what I like to do.
Jesus Christ.
a drink.
I mean, you don't think that we're already on the brink?
Jesus Christ.
Let me move on, man.
We've got a lot of things to talk about.
I'm just trying to go through everything, folks, because, I mean, there's a lot of things that we need to know here.
You know what I mean?
A lot of things.
If we don't know them, these governments know them, and they'll participate in doing whatever they feel is the appropriate measure when it's supposed to be a government made by the people and for the people.
I'm just saying.
Anyway, watch Pootie Pooh and Medavev.
And not to mention, didn't Barack Obama and Medive have like a secret discussion about this defense shield?
Remember that?
Ukraine Soccer Boycotts00:04:26
Remember that open mic little situation that happened between Barack Obama and Medavev?
Remember that?
Wasn't this what they were talking about?
Like, wait till after the election, and after that, I'll have more flexibility.
I'm just saying, man.
Jesus Christ.
Let me move on to another subject matter, folks.
For you folks that are unaware, the European leaders of a variety of different European nations are vowing to boycott the Euro 2012 football championship.
Oh, man.
I could only imagine the hooligans right now.
You know, oh, fuck you, mate.
I'm still going to the game, mate.
I'm still going to the game.
I don't give a fuck.
I'm going out there to the Ukraine.
I'm going to go.
I mean, this is serious business here.
You know what I mean?
The European leaders are threatening to boycott, and I think they are going to boycott the 2012 Euro Football Championship.
And this is all because of the abuse and the wrongful imprisonment of Ukraine's ex-Prime Minister, Yula Tymeshenko.
And for you folks that are unfamiliar, Yula Tymeshenko was the former prime minister.
And now that the communists from Donbass, Ukraine, for you folks that aren't familiar with Ukrainian politics, Donbass, excuse me, is an area of the Ukraine in which is comprised of mostly Russian industrialists, Russian-speaking industrialists, that actually have been able to infiltrate the Ukrainian government and take complete and total control of power.
This is why they have jailed Yula Tymshenko on a bogus corruption charge because, believe it or not, this is how you eliminate any opposition.
And the only other opposition in the Ukraine to the Donbass communists are Yula Tymshenko's democratic ideas.
You know, this party, this party that she's in.
So what's the first rule of communism?
Get rid of your enemies by any means necessary, right?
And this is what they're doing to Tymeshenko.
Anyway, the European leaders are threatening to boycott the Euro 2012 football championship until they release Yula Tymeshenko.
And I think that they should release Yulia Tymeshenko because it's a bunch of garbage that I mean, what do they charge her with?
A corruption of power?
Since when?
Based on what?
Anyway, man, I don't know about you hooligans out there, man.
There may not be a 2012 Euro football championship.
For all you folks that are Americans, I'm not talking about our football.
I'm talking about soccer.
Oh, yes, the odd socket.
Yes, you know.
I don't like soccer personally, but man, the Europeans, you know, they go to wars over it for Christ's sake, man.
I don't understand.
I mean, why anybody would patronize a soccer event given all the footage of all the soccer chaos that happens at these freaking soccer games?
I have no idea.
And soccer, you know, with all due respect to my European brethren, soccer sucks.
All right?
It sucks.
All right?
It's just a bunch of idiots not using their hands and kicking a freaking ball.
All right?
I'm sorry.
I mean, I like the traditional American football where people are busting heads.
You know, you've got these overgrown, muscle-bound, steroid, human growth hormone freaks going out there busting heads, salivating, foaming at the mouth for Christ's sake, you know, acting like warriors.
You know what I mean?
Acting like warriors, like, ah, like pirates or something.
None of this, you know, half a fruit, you know, kicking of a soccer ball for Christ.
Anyway, enough of that.
Once again, European leaders are going to boycott the Euro 2012 football championships because of the jailing and the utter abuse of Yulia Tymshenko.
And all I've got to say about it is free Yulia Tymshenko, man.
Neck Pops and Freedom Loss00:04:11
That's all I've got to say.
Anyway, let's move on.
Four students killed as Syria forces raid Aleppo University in Syria.
Now they're going after the kids.
Can you believe that?
Now, all of a sudden, Bashar al-Assad's army is going right after the university so that anybody that has any kind of political or intellectual opposition to Bashar al-Assad's Baptist dictatorship will be eliminated.
And this is what this is.
I mean, this is a disgrace.
I mean, here we are, America and the UN pussy pampering Syria.
And did you see how fast we went into freaking Libya?
And did you see how fast that all Jason Russell had to do for Cody 2012 was make some makeshift 30-minute documentary and have everybody make it viral.
And now you've got special United States forces in Uganda looking for Joseph Cody.
Meanwhile, we've got over, what is it, over 11,000 people dead since last year.
Over 11,000 people dead in Syria because this disgusting, despicable tyrant, Bashar al-Assad, refuses to leave power.
I just, Jesus Christ.
Did you hear my neck pop?
I had a neck pop there.
Did you hear that?
Jesus Christ.
I mean, it just pisses me off for Christ's sake.
But the United Nations, they have their monitors over there.
The fuck does that mean?
You're monitoring people getting killed?
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, I want to hear from you.
646-652-4869.
Let's take a couple of callers about a few of the things that we've discussed.
Hopefully we have somebody with some substance, huh?
Hopefully, we have somebody with some goddamn substance up in this giant.
Jesus Christ.
All right, let's take some.
Do we have anybody, Engineer?
Well, you got a couple of people here.
Let's go ahead and take some callers.
240, you're on the horn.
You there?
Another Helen Keller deaf mute.
Let's take some Skype callers, all right?
How about burning Count Dracula?
What's going on?
You're on the horn.
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Right, with the advertisements, for Christ's sake, there's no free advertising on my show, you moochin' ass ex.
Enough of the advertisements.
I'm warning you.
I'm warning all of you.
Enough of this crap, all right?
I mean, do you hear the seriousness for which we're talking about all the serious subject matters for Christ's sake?
Jesus Christ.
As a matter of fact, give me some more beer.
for Christ's sake, because this is the only way I can cope with all this goddamn disgusting seven.
What's up?
You're on the horn.
Oh, ghosts, stick out my ass.
Stick out my ass.
I finger my phone for full of coffee.
What the hell?
Fuck me, ghost.
Oh, yeah, I love both of those big buddy men touch each other.
Jesus Christ, I don't like calling from a freaking bathhouse, for Christ's sake.
How about 336?
Picture on the horn.
Hey, ghost, what's up?
What's up, man?
Oh, it's fine.
I want to talk about CISPA real quick, if that's okay with you.
Go ahead, man.
Well, I just don't get it.
Why is everybody wanting to take away our internet freedom?
I mean, of course, I know there are a few weird people, you know, like shallop for this stuff like that on the internet.
But, I mean, they're ruining for everybody else.
Why don't they just, like, there has to be some other option instead of invading everybody else's privacy and making money off of it.
Theocracy and Fanaticism00:04:48
It's so.
No, man.
They want to take away our freedom because they want to take this is the easiest way to keep track of us, man.
This is the easiest way to keep track of everybody.
You know, being able to go through their emails without any kind of due process, without any kind of privacy laws, nothing.
You know, the ability to look at your chat logs, the ability to look at what you're searching for, the ability to look at the games you play, the ability to look at the pornography that you look at.
I mean, you know, this is what the government wants.
They want to be able to comprise a psycho and demographic file on you so that if you ever cause problems, they can go back to that file and say, oh, yeah, look, you see, he was a sick freak.
He liked looking at meat holes and liked looking at the bang bus brothers.
I mean, do you understand what I'm saying?
Yeah, yeah, I do.
That's why these damn governments have such a hard on to trying to regulate the internet, man.
But it's like it was passed in the House, right?
That's what I heard.
Yes, it is passed in the House.
And currently, they're debating about it in the Senate, but we shall see.
And according to Barack Obama, he claims he's going to veto it just like he claimed he was going to veto the National Defense Authorization Act.
And now look at us.
It's just a shame.
We have no freedom anymore.
No, we don't.
We don't have any freedom as right.
That's why I keep telling you this freaking Chen Guan Cheng situation about how the United States embassy was urging Chen to go back to China.
It's a disgrace.
I mean, this just proves the United States is authoritarian at this point in time.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, thanks for calling, man.
Once again, we were talking about how four students were killed in Syria.
Of course, adding on to the over 11,000 people that have been killed since last year.
All right.
11,000.
Just, you know, have that resonate in your brain for a little bit.
And meanwhile, we went into Libya and backed up al-Qaeda for whatever reason.
Anyway, four students killed today as Syria forces raid Aleppo University in Syria.
All right?
Anyway, let's move on.
You know, continuing on with the violent MO that we've got going on, in the next story, I'm going to talk a little bit about the Boko harem.
And for you folks that have been following my Twitter, you've seen a couple of tweets in references to the Boko harem.
If you've been listening to the show, you know that I've been talking about the Boko harem because these guys are sick, twisted Islamic fundamentalists.
All right?
I mean, believe me, this is an Islamic group out of Nigeria, all right, that is just randomly killing people.
And believe it or not, Nigeria is 80% Muslim.
So every time they're out there killing people for the sake of Islam and for the sake of this jihadist crap, they're killing their own Muslim brothers, which completely negates their whole theocratic premise for which they're committing violence.
Anyway, at least 34 killed.
34 killed.
This is on top of that huge bombing that they had recently at the newspapers and on top of the other violence that they have been inflicting upon Nigeria since December of 2011.
34 killed by the Boko harem in an attack in a Nigerian cattle market.
So while everybody was going out and getting food for Christ's sake, the Boco harem decided to take some freaking guns and start, you know, sniping people out.
I mean, this is what religion does, man.
This is why I'm saying, man, theocracy.
I mean, look at what it drives people to do, man.
It's freak show.
It's fanaticism.
Jesus Christ, man.
I mean, what have I always said, huh?
Theocracy, culturalism, racism, nationalism, political romanticism.
These things have done nothing but caused habitual strife for the human condition.
Habitual strife.
And if you don't believe me, just take a look at the timelines of history that are stained in blood.
Just take a look at them and you'll understand what I'm coming from when I discuss these five things that have done nothing for humanity.
And yet you have so much of humanity's population, so much of the goddamn world following.
They're following these things.
They're following theocratic fanaticism.
They're following cultural fanaticism.
They're following racial fanaticism.
They're following nationalistic fanaticism.
And they are definitely following political romantic fanaticism.
Dutch Capitalist Shout Outs00:08:12
It's ignorance.
This is what the modern world is battling at this point in time.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, we are now in the third and final hour of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
And of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
And once again, folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
Before we get into anything else, I'd like for everybody to please retweet the broadcast.
All right?
Go to the social networks.
Go to the forums.
Go to the blogs.
And spread it around like wildfire.
And let everybody know that True Capitalist Radio is in effect and in the house.
And for all you ass clowns that are too lazy to open up another freaking window on your browser, we got all kinds of little buttons underneath the player right in front of your goddamn filthy face.
All right?
We got all kinds of Google Plus buttons, Facebook like buttons, retweet this button, share this buttons.
Use and abuse those freaking buttons, baby, all right?
It's just a freaking click for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ.
You know, and before I even ask, before I even ask the engineer, you know what I'm about to say, right?
You know what I'm about to say?
More beer for Christ's sake on this 222 edition of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
More beer!
Woo!
All right, let me go ahead and get another beer here.
Here we got it.
We got a beer right here.
Let me go ahead and take a last swig of what's left of this goddamn glass here.
We're opening up another spot.
Lol slogan, sliggin, slogan, Volkswagen.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, man, I'm feeling good today, man.
You gotta love the German beers, man.
It's the German beer.
That's what it is.
Oh, yeah.
Let's go ahead and pour that in the glass there.
Y'all hear that?
Oh, man.
You gotta love radio, man.
The aesthetics, baby.
The aesthetics.
You know what I mean?
All right.
Let's get back to the show here.
And I hate to ask the engineer this, but goddamn.
Engineer, do we have any Twitter shout-outs to be had for Cradir?
shoutouts to be had?
Well according to the engineer we do have some Twitter shoutouts to be had.
But before I do, I do want to give a shout-out to the Capitalist Army, especially the Capitalist Army that's listening to me right now in the official capitalist Army room.
Much props, baby.
Aussie capitalist, Dutch capitalist.
All right?
Balls.
Believe it or not we got so many names balls in there.
We got freaking big town capitalists, baby.
You know what I mean?
Spirited Rose.
I mean, Misty Kins.
I mean, I mean, Jesus Christ.
I mean, guitar ninja, Sly Fox.
I mean, there's just so many capitalist army members.
Fiora's and Caitlin.
Fiorris and Caitlin sitting in the tree.
K-A-I-S-S-I-N-G.
First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes Fiora saying, I am my kids.
Anyway, if you want to have a shout-out right here live on the broadcast, all you've got to do is tweet at me this time.
Tweet at me with the hashtag Capitalist Army.
That's right.
You must have the hashtag Capitalist Army, and I will give you a shout-out right here, right now, live on the broadcast.
All right.
Anyway, let's go ahead and let's give some shout-outs right here.
We got Dutch Capitalist in the place.
What's going on, the Dutch Capitalist?
We've got Chins for Caitlin.
Ah, you jerk.
What a jerk.
Anyway, what's up, Macroman5699?
Macroman in the house.
We got Style Krong in the place.
Axe Man 3315.
We got somebody named Bullets for Bronies.
I wouldn't go that far.
Come on.
Bullets for Bronies.
Come on.
You know, maybe beatings for bronies, but come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Anyway, we got Fancy Capitalist in the house.
We've got Jail Heyman.
We've got Trey.
I'm not going to say that, you sick, disgusting prick, trying to make me say some racial crap.
We got I'm not going to say that either.
We got Mr. Dragonstop in the house.
Who else do we got going on here?
We got Beal the Creator.
We got Dark Razors in the place.
We've got BBBDBB.
All right.
Burn Castle Bit Burn Castle Bitch.
Who the hell posted that?
You idiots are hating out there.
That's what you're doing.
You're hating.
You pieces of crap.
You leave Burn Castle Witch alone, you piece of garbage.
Anyway, we got Ties for Ghost in the house.
I'm not going to say that name for Christ's sake.
We got regular capital in the house.
Come on, if you want a Twitter shout-out right here, right now, you got to tweet at me right now.
Ghost Politics.
All one word, no underscores.
Tweet at me.
You have to have the hashtag Capitalist Army.
You have to have the hashtag Capitalist Army.
If you want a shout-out right here, right now, live on the broadcast.
Anyway, we got what is this?
Oh, Fisher93.
What's going on?
I'm not going to say that, you sick twisted prick.
We got turn off chat, and it is off.
We got no shrimp for goats.
Shove up your ass, you people that are sitting here making a meme out of me and shrimp.
All right?
I want my shrimp out.
I mean, we got freaking overgrown tiger shrimp, the Asian tiger shrimp in the Gulf over here, for Christ's sake, and they're they're cannibalizing the shrimp, they're eating the shrimp.
I mean, somebody needs to dox Tony Hayward, and you need to tell him that I want my shrimp back!
Good damn it!
And that's not a joke, that's not a meme, that's not funny, for Christ's sake, because god damn it!
Do you know what shrimp gives to the body besides high cholesterol?
All right, glycosamine.
Do you know what glycosamine is?
Huh?
It helps your joints, all right?
And I'm not talking about the ones that you spark up, you potheads.
Jesus Christ.
All right, that's enough.
Look at these people.
These people, look at that.
Here we go.
Here we are.
Here's Cole and Tenderizers.
This sick son of a bitch.
Look at that.
Here's the whore master.
All right, that's enough.
That's it.
Get him off and just get him off for Christ.
Oh, yeah.
Here's one more Asian tiger shrimp.
Yeah, real funny.
Real funny.
God damn it.
I want my shrimp back.
That's all I'm saying.
I want my goddamn shrimp back.
Anyway, man, we're already, Jesus Christ, we're way behind for Christ's sake.
Let me get some more beer.
Let me get some more beer.
Maybe it'll inspire me.
Maybe it'll give me some more freaking energy.
for Christ's sake, on this 222 episode of the True Capitalist Radio Broadcast.
Myanmar Hope and Shrimp00:07:44
Anyway, we were talking about 34 killed in a Boko harem attack in a Nigeria cattle market.
I also want to talk about Aung Sang Suki.
Aung Sang Su Kyi makes her historic debut in Myanmar Parliament, Burma.
And for you folks that are unfamiliar, Aung Sang Su Kyi was a political prisoner who was under house arrest in Myanmar, Burma, for like 17 years.
She recently got elected through democratic process in Myanmar, aka Burma, through a Democratic process.
She got elected into Parliament.
All right.
And the military junk that is there didn't appreciate that the people elected Aang San Suu Kyi into parliament.
And they were about to not acknowledge her presence.
They were about to not even swear her into parliament until the international pressure and until everybody started getting wins that this junk isn't living up to its expectations as it relates to its democratic voter process.
Well, anyway, all that seems to be said and done.
They swore in Ang Sang Su Ki into parliament in Myanmar, Burma.
I think that this is a bright light in Asia.
I think everybody should be looking up who Suki is.
This is a woman who is a pinnacle of possible bastion of freedom within Asia.
A glimmer of hope of intellectual curiosity in the political and social sense.
And let me tell you something right now, man.
I mean, Aang San Suu Ki.
I think everybody should look this person up.
I think everybody should read about this person.
This is a person that has spent house arrest just because she is a prisoner of conscience.
Not because she committed any kind of crime.
This is a prisoner of conscience just because what she said, just because what she thought.
She was on house arrest for 17 years in Myanmar.
And now that, you know, the junta tried to open up democratic processes within its political system, they elected Nsen Suki.
And now the Junctah's just got to sit there, take it, and need it, baby.
You know what I mean?
There's a glimmer of hope in Asia, baby.
A glimmer of hope in Asia.
Long live Suuki, man.
That's big time news out there in Asia, in my view.
I mean, if you know international affairs, you know what I'm talking about, all right?
Anyway, what else we got?
We got the South Sudan accusing the North of new bombings as the United Nations have they've given both sides an ultimatum.
All right?
I mean, Alan has said both the South Sudan and the North have to stop.
But, you know, with all due respect, the North was the aggressor here, the United Nations.
How in the hell can you give an ultimatum to both sides when the North was the aggressor, for Christ's sake?
I mean, explain that to me, United Nations, you irrelevant international bureaucratic institution.
Explain that, how you're giving an ultimatum to both sides when the North not only started this aggression, but as the South Sudan obliged your retreat request, United Nations, the North kept bombing them.
The North is still bombing them, for Christ's sake.
And you're giving both sides an ultimatum, you piece of crap?
I mean, this is why I'm saying.
This is why I'm saying the United Nations shouldn't even be acknowledged.
All right?
They shouldn't even be acknowledged.
And moreover, hey, South Sudan, you should have listened to the tweets that I sent you about two weeks ago because you probably would have been able to bypass all this problem.
But once again, South Sudan accusing the North of new bombings, and I believe them because the North has been the aggressor in this situation, even though the United Nations, excuse me, the UN is giving both sides an ultimatum.
Hey, UN.
It's the North, you dicks.
All right?
Take a look at where all the collateral damage is coming from.
It's from the North's aggression on the South, you stupid assholes.
This is why I don't even care about the United Nations anymore.
They're just insignificant pieces of crap.
All right?
And that's all there is to it.
And you can tell the United Nations I said that.
All right?
I mean, you want to know how insignificant and stupid and novelty the United Nations is?
They're actually employing Angelina Jolie as some fucking diplomat to the third world.
Can you believe this crap?
I mean, how are we supposed to take the United Nations serious when they got blowjob lips over here, Angelina Jolie, as some kind of a freaking diplomat for the third world?
This is a bitch who wears $20,000 dresses, and she's supposed to be some goddamn diplomat for the third world.
What a joke.
What an utter joke.
You know that?
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, what else we got?
I want to hurry.
I don't want to talk about this anymore.
It's not like anybody cares.
It's not like anybody's second election.
It's not like any of you are listening.
Christ.
Anyway, let me move on.
France is preparing for its final round of presidential elections this Sunday.
Remember, they had a presidential election, was it two Sundays ago?
Well, it wasn't an actual majority for the socialist candidate to completely win the presidential elections.
So they're having a runoff.
Oh, the French frogs are having a runoff this Sunday.
So finally, we're going to see whether or not the socialist incumbent, or the socialist, the socialist opponent, what the hell is his name?
Hollandy?
Hollandy?
I don't speak French frog.
Excuse me if I don't pronounce it in.
I'm sorry if I don't pronounce it in that regard, but Hollandy is the socialist candidate.
And then, of course, you've got Nicolas Zokosi.
And some news out about Zarkosi, which doesn't spell well for his final round of presidential elections this Sunday.
It comes to find out that Zarkosi actually took, what was it, 58 million Euro from Muamm Gaddafi prior to the Libya situation?
I mean, what?
I mean, let me get this straight there, Zarkosi.
Okay?
You accepted over 58 million Euro from Mu Mar Gaddafi prior to the overthrow of Mu Mar Gaddafi, and here you are leading the charge to overthrow Gaddafi?
I mean, remember, Zarkosi was the guy that was leading the whole NATO offensive, for Christ's sake.
I mean, it kind of puts a whole new motive.
All right?
All right.
I mean, I think it's a whole new motive on the reason why Zarkosi was leading the whole NATO offensive against goddamn Gaddafi.
Zarkosi Gaddafi Contradictions00:04:29
I'm just saying.
I'm just saying.
Anyway, look for the French frog election.
Anyway, you know what?
I'm going to take a break for Christ's sake.
I'm going to take a break because, first of all, I want to switch microphones.
And secondly, I want to get some more beer.
And you know what it means?
When I switch microphones, that means that we're going to have extended radio graffiti, baby.
I mean, this is an important show, man.
This is one where there's a lot of information.
And I want to make sure that everybody gets their radio graffiti.
Everybody gets their voice heard.
And I'm a little hyped, by the way, too.
Anyway, let's go ahead and throw on some goddamn music.
How about melting pot of alcohol by that fruity F Brony?
That fruity F Brony Alexis.
All right, throw it on, engineer.
God damn it.
Jesus Christ.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ.
Shut up, your ass.
Jesus Christ.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Sitting here playing through Capitalist Radio broadcast.
All right?
So let me go ahead and start it and let's start it.
Right now.
I am your host, the man they call ghosts.
I'm a goddamn racist.
I'm a goddamn priest of crap.
I am your host, the man they call ghosts.
I am your host, the man they call ghosts.
I'm a goddamn racist, not a goddamn priest of crap.
I am your host, the man they call ghosts.
I'm like Daniels.
I've been telling everybody who's listening to my broadcast to spread that around the internet grapple.
That ghost from True Capitalist Radio is a building pot of noble.
I shouldn't even be giving you anything like I'm doing this crap.
I shouldn't even be giving you this.
I'm a goddamn racist.
I'm a goddamn piece of crap.
I am your host, the man they call ghosts.
I am your host.
I think Ghost is an alcoholic and, uh, fuck.
Ghost Alcoholics and Plants00:04:24
I have no idea what you're talking about, sir.
don't speak plants.
Oh, but I'm back.
I'm so close. I'm so close.
She sucks cocks at the dollar store.
Your mom's a stank, your mom's gank.
She licks my balls and gave me a yank.
Your mom's tricked, your mom's a trick.
She eats vaginas and she swallows dicks.
Your mom's a coose, your mom's a coose.
She fucks the muzzle and sucks the juice.
Your mom's a bitch, your mom's a bitch.
She left me with a nasty itch.
Your mom's a flush, your mom's a slut.
She likes cucumbers up her butt.
Your mom's a hooker.
She's not a booker.
Always complaining how her puss is aching.
Which is weird because she's a whore.
I've got a number and a big cucumber.
All that is left now is sex with the fat cow and sex.
With the fat cow and sex.
With the fat cow and sex.
With your mom.
Your mom's a horse.
Your mom's a horse.
She sucks cocks at the dollar store.
Your mom's a skank.
Your mom's a stank.
She licks my balls and gave me a yank.
Your mom's a trick.
Your mom's a trick.
She eats vaginas and swallows dicks.
Your mom's a cooz.
Your mom's a coop.
She fucks the muzzle and she sucks the juice.
Your mom's a bitch.
Your mom's a bitch.
She left me with a fucking itch.
Your mom's blood.
Your mom's a flutt.
She likes cucumbers up her butt, she likes them up her butt.
You truck fun cunt.
All right, we're back, baby.
We're back in the house, baby.
You know what I'm saying?
We've got the new mic going on.
Can everybody hear me up in this joint or what?
We got the new mic going on.
Thanks to the engineer.
Hey, engineer, man.
Thanks a lot for getting this mic, man.
You know what I'm saying?
That's nice.
You know, seriously, engineer, appreciate it.
Anyway, man, Jesus Christ, we're running out of so much time.
I'm sorry, folks.
We've got a lot of crap to talk about, man.
We were just talking about how the French prepares for its final round of presidential elections this Sunday.
Libya Immunity for Revolutionaries00:05:03
Libya, believe it or not, is granting immunity.
It is granting immunity to its revolutionaries who fought against Muammar Gaddafi.
Can you believe this crap?
So no matter what kinds of crimes against humanity that these rebels may have done to people, no matter what type of plundering or raping or anything of that matter, now the Libyan government, which is Al-Qaeda, for you folks that are just living under a rock, yeah, Al-Qaeda took over Libya and the United States and NATO helped, regardless of what you want to believe.
All right?
Anyway, the Libyan government grants immunity to all the so-called revolutionaries who fought against Gaddafi.
Isn't that great?
Oh, isn't that great?
Jesus Christ.
And then President Obama actually wants, they actually want to freaking sound like I'm talking like a walkie dog.
How's this?
Is this better?
How's that?
Is that better?
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, Like I was saying, Libya is granting immunity to all the freaking stupid-ass revolutionaries that fought against Muammar Gaddafi, for Christ's sake, all right?
Anyway, let's continue going on.
How about who else we got?
We've got the world powers trying to urge Iran or Iran to grant access to its nuclear facilities.
Can you believe this crap?
All right?
Can you believe that they're actually going out and the world powers are trying to say, come on, Iran, let me go ahead and let's look at your nuclear facilities, please, all right?
Can we please look at your nuclear facility?
I mean, are you kidding me?
I mean, what about the freaking Iranian revolution of 2009 in which the Iranian Revolutionary Guard killed its own people that were doing nothing but protesting the Akma Diabajad elections?
Huh?
What about that all of a sudden?
Oh, well.
Jesus Christ.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
All right.
Let me continue going for Christ's sake.
All right.
Once again, the world powers urging Iran to grant access to their nuclear sites.
Let me go off a little bit about Occupy Wall Street May Day protest.
Hey, Occupy Wall Street.
How in the hell can you claim to be such a rebellious revolutionary faction when you applied for a permit to have your freaking stupid marches?
Can you believe this crap?
These idiots actually had applied permits so that they could have their stupid little protests.
Can you believe that?
I thought they were like, yeah, we're rebels.
We're occupying Wall Street.
We turn parks into biohazard shitbags and leave trash and poop and piss and use condoms everywhere for the government, which is paid for by the tax dollars to take care of.
Oh, yes.
I mean, are you kidding me?
I mean, and you know what's sad is that this May Day protest, all right, this May Day protest is based around a leftist idea.
It's a leftist holiday, to be honest with you, or a leftist day of recognition, not necessarily a holiday.
And, I mean, I hate to keep reiterating this to you stupid, hypocritical leftists, but what in the blue hell did Karl Marx say at the end of the Communist Manifesto?
Oh, yeah, that's right.
That's right.
The workers of the world, unite.
The workers of the world.
Not the losers, not the politic, the pathetic waste of human life.
The workers of the world.
All right?
So all you idiots that were out there protesting at May Day, especially you idiots in Seattle.
You know, I used to have respect for Seattle.
It's the home of the grunge movement, for Christ's sake.
But now I wouldn't take a dirty diarrhea shit in Seattle after the crap that they showed on May Day, for Christ's sake.
You understand what I'm saying?
I mean, what a bunch of ignorant pieces of trash.
I mean, isn't Seattle supposed to be the most intelligent city in America, for Christ's sake?
I mean, how in the hell can it be the most intelligent city when it's got ignorant government entitlement recipient begging big brother government to take control of their bodies?
Pieces of crap like this protesting for May Day.
Somebody explain that to me.
Stupid May Day protest.
Stupid damn Occupy Wall Street.
Hey, Occupy Wall Street.
I spit on you idiots.
But you'd probably collect it and probably use it for some sort of beverage later on in the evening, you sick twisted pricks.
Jesus Christ.
You know, Jesus Christ, we're running out of time here.
Athletes Suicides and Sayow00:02:18
Want to talk a little bit about Junior Sayow for you folks that don't know who Junior Sayao is.
He was an NFL player, defensive player, kicked ass, as a matter of fact.
I mean, played up until his early 40s, I believe.
I mean, he had a very, very long career as a defensive player.
Anyway, he committed suicide yesterday.
And this kind of just goes to show this kind of trend that's happening amongst athletes who take a lot of head injuries, and they're prone, I guess they're prone action to suicide.
I mean, we've had a lot of suicides relating to athletes who are out here that have taken a lot of shots to the head.
And, you know, what's really unfortunate is that Junior Sayow was probably the epitome of what you wanted in a player.
You know, it wasn't the greatest, wasn't the worst, wasn't average, always came to play, never took any kind of an excuse to try to come up lame for a game, that sort of thing.
But I think it's a shame, man.
I think there needs to be some critical studies done about how many shots you can take to the head before you start going crazy.
And, you know, playing football for all those years, Junior Sayow, he took a lot of shots.
And I appreciate football players.
I appreciate their physical sacrifices that they make on the field.
That's why they're getting paid so much money.
But at the same time, I mean, all the money you can give in the world cannot stop a head injury that potentially drives somebody insane to the point where they kill themselves.
And I think it's a very, very precarious situation what happened to Junior Sayow.
And I think that everybody who's played any kind of sports should, you know, look at that and really analyze: hey, am I really that athletic phenomen that'll go to the NFL?
Am I really that athletic phenomen that'll go to this sporting professional league?
And if you have an idea that the percentages are high, that the probability that you could possibly play there, then I say go ahead.
Supermoon and Cinco de Mayo00:03:58
But I mean, I don't know.
I'm just talking about athletes in general, man.
There's no reason to sacrifice yourself like that, man.
And, you know, when I hear Junior Sayow, you know, some guy who epitomized, you know, good work ethic, good athleticism, never made an excuse on why not to go on the field.
And then to see him kill himself like this is a tragedy, in my opinion.
I know there's not a lot of sports fans that listen in.
There's a lot of bronies, you know.
Anyway, last but not least, did anybody hear Supermoon is back?
That's right.
We're going to see Supermoon.
And for you folks that are unaware, Super Moon is that time of the year in which you will see the moon at its biggest phase in the sky than in any other time, I guess, in the year.
Now, if you folks aren't aware, the last time Super Moon happened was in March of 2011.
And I don't know if you folks remember me broadcasting, but I announced Super Moon as it happened, or when it was going to happen last year, and I was telling everybody to be very keenly aware of any potential earthquakes that may happen.
And lo and behold, we had the earthquake in Japan, which was not only an earthquake, but a tsunami, so on and so forth.
So this is what I'm saying, all right?
This is what I'm saying.
Super Moon is this Friday, or this Saturday, actually.
That's when Supermoon is going to happen.
The biggest moon in the sky will ever happen in the sky this Saturday.
And believe it or not, this Saturday happens to be Cinco de Mayo, huh?
Cinco de Mayo this Saturday.
So for you folks that are going to celebrate the independence, one of two Independence Days that Mexico celebrates, this Saturday is Cinco de Mayo, and you know that I'm celebrating it.
I mean, I'm in Austin, Texas, for Christ's sake.
Of course I'm going to be celebrating it.
All right, but be keenly aware of any potential earthquakes that may arise like the last time Supermoon appeared.
And, you know, I'm not trying to sound like a psychic or anything of that nature, but I would be keenly observant here within the next week of the San Andreas Fault that goes all the way up from South America in the Chile region, all the way up into Oregon into Canadian Alaska.
Watch this region.
And not only watch that region, but watch the Ring of Fire, which is the Indonesian, Polynesian Islands in that region also.
All right, I'm just saying, I'm not trying to be somebody who is trying to be, you know, psychic K over here.
All right.
I'm just saying.
I'm just saying I take all the factors into consideration.
And don't be surprised if we see a 7-point something and 8-point something here within the next week.
I'm just saying.
I'm just saying.
And it may happen in the middle of the ocean, and there may be a tsunami.
But I'm just saying.
You know what I mean?
So once again, watch out for Supermoon on Cinco de Mayo.
All right?
And anyway, that's about it for Christ's sake.
All right.
I'm glad we covered everything.
I'm sure everybody's like, Jesus Christ, finally.
Come on.
Well, now is about time for everybody's favorite part of the broadcast, baby.
And I'm talking about Radi.
That's right, folks.
It's time for Radio Graffiti, the part of the broadcast in which the spectators become a part of the spectacle.
Twitter Rants and Radio Graffiti00:15:03
All you have to do is give me a call right now.
Give me a call.
646-652-4869 is the number to call here.
And when I call on your area code or on your Skype name, you will have exactly three to four seconds to say whatever.
And I do mean whatever is on your mind.
But you better make it quick.
And when I call on your goddamn Skype name or on your area code, you better be ready.
Don't be a Helen Keller deaf mute and just sit there playing with your goddamn pecker shap or whacking your clitoris off like a windshield wiper out of whack.
All right?
Be ready is all I'm saying.
Be ready.
As a matter of fact, let me go ahead and drink this beer here.
You know what time it is?
More beer!
Woo!
Let's keep it going, shall we?
Here we go.
Some more spotting.
What slogan schneg and schlogging.
All right, now that we got that out of the way, let me go ahead and pour the beer into the glass here.
Oh, yeah.
And we're going to go ahead and go into radio graffiti.
And I know everybody's like, come on, Dosie.
Give me radio graffiti.
Well, you know what?
I'll start radio graffiti when I damn well feel like it.
You know what I'm saying?
As a matter of fact, I was going to start radio graffiti now, but all you idiots that are bitching and pissing and moaning on Twitter, you idiots are going to have to hear me take another sip of my beer first.
you like that?
Whiny little All right, let's go ahead and let's take some calls here.
How about ARIA code 732 Radio Graffiti?
Fuck you!
Ah!
Ah!
Shut up.
Stop trying to sound like the engineer, all right, you idiot.
347 radio graffiti.
Hey, what's up?
What's up?
I want to talk about your granddaughter.
She's hot.
Oh, yeah.
Should I give out your number so maybe the authorities could maybe approach you for any pedophilic type of behavior that you're exhibiting in this show?
Go ahead.
I'm using a freak.
All right, 347-275-5504.
All right, there's your number.
808, Radio Graffiti.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Fucking fucking fucking all.
Let's go fucking together, ghost.
Oh, ghost.
Shut up, you sick twisted prick.
249, radio graffiti.
Hey, ghost, just wanted to call up to say that you hit the nail right on the head with that distinction between the Poe in America and the working poor.
And I'd like to give a shout-out to people like Suspicious Tom Weed, all the capitalists, all the Canadians, and all the bronies.
Keep it real, ghost.
I don't know about the bronies, but I appreciate it.
417, Radio Graffiti.
Yo, what's up, Ghostman, your favorite ninja guitarist?
Hey, it's Guitar Ninja.
What's going on, man?
How you doing?
I'm busy.
I'm doing good.
Packing my shit to end the school year.
How are you, man?
That's right, man.
It's the end of the school year.
You're out there in the dorms, for Christ's sake.
So you're going to go back to mommy for a minute or what?
Yeah, I don't have anywhere for the summer, so I'm unfortunately going to have to go to live with the parents.
But I got an apartment waiting for me once the school year starts up next year.
Oh, that kicks ass, man.
That kicks ass, man.
Tell everybody what you're majoring in.
Engineering, man.
Engineering.
Engineering?
Did you hear that, engineer?
Engineer!
He's happy for you, for Christ's sake.
So you got it right there, Guitar Dinja.
Oh, yeah.
All right, that's Guitar Ninja, member of the Capitalist Army.
What's going on, much props?
936 Radio Graffiti.
858, Radio Graffiti.
Hey, Ghost, you're talking about theology and all that stuff.
I just have a question for you.
Are you an atheist?
No, I am not an atheist.
I don't believe that we're nothing more than bacteria on a rock.
I don't believe that we're nothing more than just meat that just happens to be physically animated.
All right.
I mean, give me a break.
No, I'm not an atheist.
And not to mention, how can you make a religion from not believing in religion?
I mean, I just never understood that.
And for you people that are going to make the argument that, well, atheism isn't a religion, ghost.
Oh, yeah?
I live out here in Texas.
They have an atheist festival every freaking year, for Christ's sake, where all these atheist groups get together and they converge in this one area.
And to be honest with you, it's just basically a bunch of fruit bowls, a bunch of homosexuals, a bunch of lesbians, a bunch of those types of folks that are just congregating with each other, basically hating religion.
And you really can't blame them.
But at the same time, I mean, open your mind.
Four, two, three, Radio Graffiti.
Wake up, wake up, wake up.
It's the first of the month.
I don't care if I'm collecting welfare.
Wicca, wigger, wic up, hit the persona.
It's time for me to bowl till I fall, baby.
Shove it up, your ass, you stupid idiot.
Splashin' piece of shit over here and give me that crap!
Screw the first of the month.
Do you understand that?
Screw the first of the month.
And screw all those entitlement recipient pieces of goddamn garbage.
God damn it.
Give me the mic!
Give me the mic!
Yeah, I'll give you your first of the month.
You can shove all that goddamn EBT first of the month.
Rob your ass.
336 radio goddamn graffiti.
Hey, ghost, it's me, Tankies for Ghost.
And why do you hate tankies?
Shouldn't you be hating bronies?
Well, first of all, I don't hate tankies.
I mean, I don't see them that much, first of all.
All right?
But secondly, I don't like bronies more than tankies.
And the reason is because of the clopping, this whole clop crap.
I mean, did you all see that body pillow of a freaking pony in a goddamn bikini?
I mean, what kind of disgusting, sexual, borrow-in pedophilia crap is that?
That's all I'm saying.
That's all I'm saying.
All right?
That's all I'm saying.
I mean, to be honest with you, at first I thought that the bronies were nothing more than a group of little fruity ass kids that were probably social rejects in real life congregating online, going to brony cons, and you know, fruiting off with each other.
And there's nothing wrong with that.
But to sit over here and sexualize a goddamn cartoon is sick.
574 radio graffiti.
Time to call in the stupid moron.
978, radio graffiti.
Hey, Ghost, speaking of EBTs, I got an amusing story to tell you.
Hurry up, man.
All right.
Well, the other day I was walking to the supermarket, and there were these two guys that were about to walk into the store.
And one of the guys was like, hey, man, you got your EBT card on you?
And the thing is, it was a really windy day.
So the guy was like, yeah, man, I like it.
So he pulls it out to show the guy.
The wind sweeps the card out of his hand into the parking lot.
And a car runs it over.
And they're lying on the ground late as cards and fetty.
Instead of female looks on their faces, they would bully it.
So what?
Were they they got their EBT ran over or something?
Was that what you're saying?
Yeah, the the thing got shattered into pieces.
Oh my god.
You know what you should have done?
I'll tell you what you should have done.
You should have taken your wang out and did this.
All right, I'm you, Phil.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's what you should have done right there.
And not only on their EBT, but on their goddamn leg.
Should have done it on the it was obviously the Poe in Americas that you were watching.
Am I correct?
I guess so, yeah.
That's what I'm saying.
You should have done it to their leg and on top of the freaking EBT card for Christ's sake.
That's a hell of a story.
What store were you in front of?
There's a market basket.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Anyway, 818 Radio Graffiti.
Even if they're fan characters, they'll be transformed into an original incarnation to be used in an upcoming head.
Shut up!
Shut up with this goddamn dumb bull crap and you and your damn stupid advertisements.
God damn it.
Anyway, who else we got?
314 radio graffiti.
Enter your alpha and company and become part of the title.
Shut up with that stupid advertisement, gun.
I mean, is this the new thing?
Is this what y'all are going to do now?
Is this the new thing, you know, calling in and advertising all the time?
Shove it up, your ass, for Christ's sake.
All right?
234 radio graffiti.
GOD GEMET!
Advertising faster!
God damn it!
God damn it, man!
Enough!
Enough with the goddamn advertisements!
Two pieces of loser!
Cyber vermin infested crap!
God damn it!
Give me the mic!
Give me the freaking advertise!
Freaking mic contract!
Give me the mic!
Get this crap out of my face.
Freaking crap out of here!
And screw you people on Twitter!
Screw you people on Twitter calling me a sell-out for Christ's sake!
Do you think that I have control of these idiots calling up with these stupid ads?
Huh?
Is that what you think, huh?
You think that I'm just telling them to call up and play these freaking advertisements for Christ's sake?
These people are getting free advertisement off my show.
And I don't give out nothing for free, boy, except for knowledge.
I don't give out nothing for free, boy, except for knowledge.
I don't give out nothing for free, boy, except for knowledge.
And it's what you do with that goddamn knowledge that makes you who you are.
If you're going to sit over there and let the knowledge go in one ear out the other, that's your goddamn problem.
And screw you, people.
Screw you, people, that are calling me a sellout.
I'm not a sellout.
Am I exploiting fear like Alex Beer Gut Jones over there like L pork barrel ass?
Huh?
Huh?
I'm not.
You stupid sons of bitches.
Give me my drink.
These people are pissing me off.
I'm going to keep chugging.
I don't care.
I'm going to keep chugging for Christ's sake.
It's not like you people give two rats, asses.
Almost done.
Oh, yeah, that's what I'm talking about, man.
Woo!
Let's keep it going.
I want more beer, baby.
One more beer!
All right, let's go ahead and get another beer here.
Here we go.
There we go.
Another spotted slogan, slig and slogan.
Jesus Christ.
Let me fill this goddamn thing up for Christ's sake up in this joint.
Yeah, man.
And you know what?
You know, you people on Twitter are starting to really piss me off.
You know that?
You people on Twitter are really starting to piss me off, calling me a sellout.
Well, you sell this out.
How about you, idiots, sell this out?
How about that?
You sell that out, you stupid piece of crap.
I'm not a sellout.
If I was a sellout, don't you think I would have sold out a long, long, long, a long, long, long time ago, and I would have sold out EOOSs.
But I'm not.
I'm not selling out, you piece of crap.
So shove it up your ass, all you people that are sitting there on Twitter.
I don't appreciate that.
I'm not a sellout.
I'm not a sellout, for Christ's sake, man.
So stop it.
Oh, man.
Some good stuff, man.
Oh, yeah.
Anyway, let's keep going, all right?
303, Radio Graffiti.
Trolls Taking Over the Show00:15:11
Hey, Ghost, did you know that the engineer took over the show while you were gone?
What?
What?
You're lying.
You idiots are just trolling.
720, Radio Graffiti.
Damn it, shut up!
Note Party, Radio Graffiti.
I can confirm this, Ghost.
Engineer, did take over the show.
The engineer, you took over the show, Engineer?
It turned a night in matter.
He says you're lying, for Christ's sake.
Y'all are all lying.
Ghost, why would I lie to you?
Well, you probably lied to me, Note Party, because you're a trans-testicle freak show that probably got your whole open 24 hours a day for Christ's sake, getting Falcon punched.
559, Radio Graffiti.
Hey, Ghost, what did Dell Earnhardt and Pink Floyd have in common?
Their last day was the wall.
You got to learn how to do a better punchline.
That sucked.
831, Radio Graffiti.
Hey, Ghost, it's me, Eridan.
You're a number one fan.
And I'm just going to tell you you're a fucking disgrace to the high blood.
The engineer shows up.
Yeah, yeah, well, shut up.
You shut up, your ass.
252, radio graffiti.
I can vouch for this.
Engineers on the show and also engineers of plants.
The engineer's a player.
Shut up.
Are you kidding me?
832, radio graffiti.
Hey, Ghost.
I love this show.
You're not a player, Engineer.
Shut up, all right?
832, you there?
I got one question.
You said before that Call Marks.
We ain't got time to answer your effing questions.
614, Radio Graffiti.
Would you fuck me?
I'd fuck me.
I'd fuck me so hard.
Oh, yeah.
What's up with the fruity ass music in the background, you stupid freak?
Jesus Christ.
Who else we got?
Great, radio graffiti.
315, Radio Graffiti.
Happy birthday to you.
You killed millions of Jews.
You act like a racist and you drink like one, too.
Shut up, you stupid moron, you dumb asshole.
I'm not a racist, all right?
I'm a melting pot of friendship.
I'm a nice guy.
God go, you dumbass trolls, for Christ's sake.
How many times do I gotta tell you people this?
How many times do I gotta.
How many times are we gonna put it through your head?
I happen to have a whole bunch of friends that happen to be black.
I happen to have a whole bunch of friends that happen to be Hispandex, all right?
I happen to have a whole bunch of friends that happen to be Kraut and Camel Jockey.
All right?
I mean, don't whop.
I mean, don't be sitting over here giving me this crap, alright?
You stupid sons of bitches.
336, Radio Graffiti.
Easy!
Show us the time changes.
I am these.
Shut up, you stupid moron.
Shut your mouth.
And in the wizard, Radio Graffiti.
Welcome to McDonald's.
Can I just give you an out-of-the-art before I have my coffee?
Premium risk coffee for just two dollars?
Talk to me.
Introducing McDonald's new dollar menu at breakfast.
Try a cup of freshly.
Christ, you stupid goddamn assholes with these ass.
Enough with the ass!
Enough with the free advertising for Christ's sake.
You know how much energy, time, and effort that I have to exude to do this broadcast?
And you got these goddamn assholes getting free advertisement on me?
Enough.
Jesus Christ.
My heart's beating like a rabbit.
There's two minutes left in the damn broadcast.
We are going to have after the show radio graffiti.
So make sure that you download the broadcast in a podcast, all right?
We got two minutes left.
Let's take a couple of more callers.
All right, 614, radio graffiti.
No, they hung up.
615, radio graffiti.
Hey, ghosts, I made a joke for you.
What up?
What up?
How many socialists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many?
How many?
None.
They can't afford one.
You dumb socialist pricks.
678 Radio Graffiti.
Morning on the Mashay O'Shaughenyan.
Now, shut up, you stupid Herbert, the pervert.
Who else do we got?
We got Brinko War Radio Graffiti.
Who else do we got going on?
Let's take a couple more Skype callers.
How about The Rock 884 Radio Graffiti?
If the answer is yes, then don't wait another minute.
Pick up your phone and call the professionals.
Shut up.
I know where that's from.
The freaking Ghostbusters.
Shut up.
Weena, wiena, wiena.
We know one actual.
Here they come, slipping and shining down the snow and ice.
It's lots and lots of penguins, the truth collection of penguin videos we've ever offered.
And now, through this special TV offer, you'll get two penguin videos for the price of a lot.
Free freaking penguin videos?
Are you kidding me?
Jesus Christ.
Come on.
Equestrian Citizen, Radio Graffiti.
Hey, ghost, what's up, man?
How are you doing, man?
Pretty good.
It's just a sad world for us pony fans, you know.
I mean, I've been long dissociating myself with the term bronies because it's become analogous with these disgusting, despicable furries.
You know, I like the show, but the fandom itself has gotten way out of hand.
Are you kidding me?
I mean, look at these bronies here.
I'm getting infested by bronies.
We're about to end the show.
Follow me on Twitter.
Ghost Politics.
All one word, no underscores.
And tune in the next time.
Follow me on Twitter for Christ's sake.
Anyway, we're now officially off the air.
I agree with Equestrian Citizen.
I mean, I don't know what the hell the bronies are doing.
I mean, what happened to you, Bronies?
What happened?
You're a bunch of cloppers.
You're having some fictitious, goddamn, you know, sexual liaison with some goddamn fictitious freaking cartoon pony.
Jesus Christ.
Who else we got?
We got 314 Radio Graffiti.
This is after Radio the Graffiti.
This is after Radio Graffiti.
Pinky Pie.
Oh, Pinkie Pie.
Shut up, you stupid moron.
941, Radio Graffiti.
Scarlett, how's it going?
Nice to see you again.
Hey, it's Ask Karaskin, man.
What's going on, Nut Karaskin?
How you doing, man?
Ah, not much, man.
How about you?
Hey, you know what?
You want to do another Ask Karaskin going on?
I know it's after Radio Graffiti, but we'll have an after Ask Karaskin.
How about that?
Just for a little bit.
Do you mind Karaskin?
All right.
Let's call it that.
Hey, tell everybody where to find you, man, on Twitter.
It's Carlos Cox.
It's not like K-A-R-A-S-Z-K-U-N.
All right, let's go ahead and we're going to do a couple of calls.
Ask Karaskin, all right?
818, Askaraskin, Askarashin, Askaraskin, Askor A. Shut up, goddammit.
Turn your goddamn radio down.
How about 972, Ask Karaskin?
Hey, Ghost.
What's up?
And Sturesson.
Hey.
I love your show.
Thanks, man.
I appreciate it.
That's so awesome.
Thank you.
I appreciate it.
No, he's just giving a compliment, man.
Ain't nothing wrong with giving a compliment.
I appreciate it, bro.
How about 423?
Ask Raskin.
Carmen Cain.
It's Sunday.
Damn these goddamn people.
Please, please, calm down.
Calm down.
Damn it.
You think what I have to put up with there, Karaskin?
You see?
I mean, good God, man.
No kidding.
These guys are crazy.
Good God.
973, Ask Karaskin.
Hey, Karaskin, did you know Ghostler was an Aztec?
No, that's a big lie.
You know that.
It's a big, dumb lie.
He's also a brony.
It's more of a.
Ron Paul.
Shut up, 973.
You don't know your ass from your elbow.
You sound fruitier than a box of fruit loops.
Hey, man, thanks for backing me up there, Karaskin.
Let's take another call.
240, ask Karaskin.
Hey, Karaskin, just saying, I definitely think Fluttershy could attain the rabbit uprising in Equestria.
Uh-oh.
Did you hear that, Karaskin?
You did not go there, man.
You did not go there.
Do you know what heck that is on the rabbits?
Do you know what happens if you dis on the rabbits?
They will come over to your house and throw you down to the toilet and plaunt you down where they will take you down to their underground layer and they would do nasty things to you.
I'm just saying.
You hear that, two, four, zero?
You hear that?
Yeah, he told you.
Karaskin has obviously never witnessed the stare.
The what?
The stare.
Who cares?
I cash.
What about the stare?
Well, what does it do?
What the hell?
I mean, just don't just talk about it.
Explain.
The stare man.
Skip the co uh let's just hang him up, all right?
Uh-oh, whoa, wait, wait, what's going on with the stare?
Come on, hurry up, two, four, oh.
What is the Karaskin doesn't want you to talk about the stare?
You will become powerless under the power of the stare.
Is that all you got?
What a yeah, no sh no kidding.
Big deal is right.
That's stupid, don't you think?
What was that, Karashkin?
You only stare with your eyes, not with the phone.
Get it for your noggin, man.
Yeah, you heard Karaskin.
832, ask Karaskin.
Hello?
Yeah, yo.
I'm endorsing Ghostware for president of 2012.
Now, shut up, you stupute.
212, ask Karaskin.
Hi, Patty.
You want to make my cop?
My name's not Patty.
Stupid.
Yeah, his name's not Patty, stupid.
How about 754?
Ask Karaskin's very own background character for eating.
Jesus Christ, everybody with these damn commercials for Price.
So 209, ask Karaskin.
Hold on, hold on.
I need to speak to you for a moment.
Fuck me.
Go ahead, Karaskin.
You need to hold on for a second or what?
Well, apparently, this is kind of a new thing for these stupid trolls to do.
They just attempt to use these Operation Adware on your show.
They were doing that to humiliate their show with pay.
Are you kidding me, Karaskin?
These goddamn trolls actually have an operation?
Operation Adware on my show?
Are you kidding me?
Nope.
I'm afraid not.
Is this why these idiots are calling me a sellout on goddamn Twitter for Christ's sake, man?
Because I keep getting these goddamn Twitter.
Oh, you're stopped selling out.
I mean, this is an actual operation.
Uh-huh.
Yeah, I'm afraid so.
You got to, what you need to, well, I'm not sure how it's intended, but you just have to make sure that.
Oh, I gotta go, Goat.
Hey.
All right, don't worry about it.
All right, there goes Karaskin.
Karaskin's gotta go.
All right, man, that was the end of Ask Karaskin.
Let's go ahead and go back to Radio Graffiti.
This is after the show, Radio Graffiti in the house.
And I hope everybody appreciates this.
I know everybody has been missing this for a long.
They've been missing it for a long time.
But I know change going.
All right, 908, Radio Graffiti.
Hey, Ghost, I have something that I need to tell you about the government trying to pull more people to be dependent.
Go ahead, man.
Actually, what they're actually doing, because there's a lot of people that are embarrassed about having EBT cards, surprisingly.
So what they're doing is that they're letting them customize what their EBT card looks like, kind of just like a regular credit card.
So stop.
No, no, don't tell me they're doing that.
No way.
You're trolling me, right?
Come on.
As of Tuesday, my DBT card has your avatar on it, so every time I swipe, I know just a bit of a shot.
Stupid!
You understand that?
The American taxpayer, the working poor, the worker, the entrepreneur.
All the taxpayers are paying for you, disgusting waste of human life, for Christ's sake.
Yeah, look at this idiot.
Yeah, he thinks he's so cute, and he thinks he's so funny.
Shove it up, your ass, you piece of crap.
You ain't gonna be laughing when the government starts doing goddamn tests on you, and they have the legal obligation to do so because you're collecting from them.
Think it's fiction now, right?
You think it's fiction now.
Bronies and Government Tests00:17:08
You just wait.
Give me the mic.
You're the goddamn mic.
Stupid assholes.
You don't understand what I'm saying?
You idiots think that it's so funny that.
Yeah, I'm just collecting free money, baby.
I'm collecting free money because of my kids, baby.
My kids.
Well, you just wait until the government starts implementing all kinds of different things upon your ass.
And don't start crying.
I mean, I know that you Occupy Wall Street idiots are crying now.
Don't start crying when the shit starts hitting the fan.
I mean, this is what you wanted.
This is what you wanted.
You wanted to bow down to Big Brother government.
You wanted Big Brother government to give you everything, huh?
Well, giving comes with prerequisites.
Always remember that.
Anytime anybody gives you anything, it comes with prerequisites.
It comes with terms.
And you shouldn't accept it, baby.
You know what I'm saying?
That's all I'm saying.
Anyway, let me get more beer.
Let me get some more.
I got a beer right here.
All right, yeah, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
There goes another beer here.
Let's go ahead and put it in the damn German modem glass.
Oh, man, that's some good stuff right there, man.
This is after radio graffiti.
The only way that you're listening to this is if you're on the phone right now waiting to be called on for radio graffiti or you're listening to it in the goddamn archive.
Let's continue going, shall we?
Who else do we got?
We got Tango Whiskey Radio Graffiti.
I guess we should just go ahead and brute up.
Give up that music.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yes.
I freaking love this.
I'm bruting up.
And that's what I do.
I got a throbbing vein in the side of my freaking pant-bitch John Holmes sausage between my legs.
Oh, my.
Carbon Cain is a good piece of ass.
Here comes.
Shut up, goddammit.
I never said that.
And anybody who knows me knows that I would never say that.
You splicing piece of trash.
Anybody who knows Ghost from True Capitalist Radio knows I wouldn't say anything of that.
You son of a bitch.
724 Radio Graffiti, taking two logs.
760 Radio Graffiti.
This is fibromyalgia.
Chronic widespread pain and tenderness that affects millions.
Don't give me that crap.
I don't get.
I don't believe in fibromyalgia, you sorry sex of crap.
I don't believe in that crap, so you can take that advertisement and you can take that ailment and shove it up right up your entitlement ass.
I don't believe in fibromyalgia.
You know what fibromyalgia is?
Just dealing with everyday life, you dick.
I mean, every time you go out and work hard, every time you're on your feet for a long period of the day, any time you use your muscles on a consistent basis, they're going to hurt, you idiot.
Stupid fibromyalgia.
I literally bitch slap anybody who comes up to me and says they got fibromyalgia.
240, radio graffiti.
Yeah, another Helen Keller deaf mute.
518 Radio Graffiti.
I love my baby, heart and soul.
She never died in a devil grove.
See my sweet little thing.
See my pride and joy.
See, my sweet little thing.
I'm a little boy.
Man, that is gangster, man.
Gangster 518, man.
You want to give props to anybody or anything?
Yeah, shout out to Guitar Ninja.
Hey, man, shout out to Guitar Ninja, man.
That's a pretty good guitar there, man, on acoustic.
Stevie Ray Vaughn on acoustic.
Come on now.
765, Radio Graffiti.
Yeah, real funny, you idiot.
All right.
I said that out of context because I knew you dumped perverts with.
Never mind.
I didn't say that, you asshole.
A random magical ex graffiti for a measly 11.
Shut up with that goddamn fucking advertisement.
Shut up.
706 radio graffiti.
Congress last night I was figuring out my girl, and then I thought about it.
I don't know about your show.
Man, it reminded me of myself when I was in the south finger of my ass.
And then all of a sudden.
I don't even know what the hell you're talking about.
410, radio graffiti.
Hey, ghost.
What's up?
You know that, um.
You know that stupid, um, that stupid, um, sorry, I don't know.
Take whatever you got in your mouth out of it.
All right, there, Fruit Bowl.
484, Radio Graffiti.
Ghost, I was just wondering why you carry around Karaskin on your back.
Like, protect me from the chose, Karaskin.
Oh, shut up, you dumb asshole.
All right, Karaskin's a nice young man.
All right?
You know what?
Karaskin reminds me of the engineer, but of course, Karaskin, Karaskin's a little bit smarter than the engineer, but he reminds me of the engineer.
You know, I mean, the engineer likes Karaskin.
Do you like Karaskin there, engineer?
Engineer, come on.
like Karraskin, right?
Karaskin's a nice kid, all right?
Don't worry about it, all right, you stupid loser.
479, radio graffiti.
Hey, so your butt chief fell down in your granny of milk shake, and then.
Yeah, we can't even understand you there, you stupid moron.
All right, learn English, all right?
Do Nintendo, Puto?
How about Buffalo Bill, radio graffiti?
All right.
How about Fred Williamson, radio graffiti?
The dresshold custler.
The bronies are coming in dry.
Ah, you sick son of a bitch.
The bronies are coming in dry.
Man, that's that's freaking sick, man.
All right.
Vermin Supreme, Radio Graffiti.
The Gasho Gustler.
The Brodies.
Hey, shut up, you stupid sick bastard.
All right?
Sit over here and tell me that the freaking bronies are coming in dry, Brigger.
You're sick.
It's sick.
That's sick, homosexual erotica.
And I will not have that on the Trukeapolis radio broadcast.
I will not have it.
516, Radio Graffiti.
Hey, ghost, you should really join the storm, Crooks.
They need a good racist like you and the force.
Shut up.
302, radio graffiti.
404, radio graffiti.
You can join the event.
Shut up.
Shut up.
How about 952, radio graffiti?
Hello, ghost.
This is Cranky Frog here.
How are you today?
Oh, my God.
Is this real?
The real Kermit?
How you doing, Kermit?
I'm doing pretty good, Ghost.
I actually have a question for you.
Is it still considered clopping if the ponies are drawn as humans?
If it's still considered clopping, if the what?
If the ponies are what?
I didn't get that.
If the ponies are drawn as humans, is it still cloppy?
Because Miss Tiggy's giving me shit over here.
Kirby, I told you that.
Look at this.
He's giving me shit over here, and I don't know what the hell to tell me.
I don't know if I'm clopping or not.
They were drawn as humans.
Oh, my God.
Are you kidding me?
Yes, it's cloppy.
Are you kidding me?
I mean, you should be doing Miss Piggy.
You should be doing Miss Piggy, Kermit.
What are you doing?
Bro, get over the roof.
Maybe don't worry.
I'll treat you right.
No, don't go over the robot.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
I knew they shouldn't have gotten involved in that whole bronze thing.
Yeah, yeah, no shit, Kermit.
You shouldn't have gotten involved with Brony.
You see?
You see what getting involved with Bronies does?
Look at what happened to Kermit the Frog, for Christ's sake.
I mean, good God.
Good God, man, you freaking bronies.
I mean, every time I seem to do a show, I'm getting infested by Bronies.
God damn it.
Oh, my God.
We got Kermit the Frog over here clopping.
I mean, I'm only going to do a couple of more freaking Twitter or Twitter.
I'm only going to do a couple more radio graffitis, and then I'm out of here for Christ's sake.
All right.
Who do we got here?
We got 248 Radio Graffiti.
All right.
How about 951 Radio Graffiti?
Yeah, shout out to the engineer and shout out to all the true capitalists like the advertisers who know how to make a fuss.
Keep going.
Hey, shut up, you stupid moron.
What are you talking about?
Those aren't capitalists.
Those are moochers.
Those are losers.
Advertisers pay for their advertising.
Always remember that dare jerk.
Advertisers pay for their advertising, you moron.
786 radio graffiti Shut up, you stupid mora.
How about 252 radio graffiti?
How about 609 radio graffiti?
Hey Ghost, how you doing?
What's up?
Okay, Moss.
Wanted to talk about the CISPA thing and the election coming up.
Well, we ain't got time.
336 Radio Graffiti.
Hey, Ghost, are you going to do a Baller Friday show tomorrow?
It's me, Tay.
You're damn right.
I'm going to do a Baller Friday show tomorrow.
You're goddamn right.
614 Radio Graffiti.
Ghost, between Karaskin and Goofy Bone, giving you a double blow job.
It'll be totally legit.
Oh, my.
God damn it.
Are you kidding me?
Don't make fun of Karaskin and don't goof me in with goofy goddamn sailing do that.
I'm sick.
God gave me God.
All right.
That's about enough.
I'm only going to go.
Give it a bike.
couple more, and that's it!
That is it.
Son of a bitch.
Cosmo Brockington Radio Graffiti.
Never wrong, but always right.
I never dream of starting a fight.
We are at war.
Get stuck with all the bad minds.
No one but that autistic fight.
Jesus Christ, are you kidding me?
Come on, come on.
How about kudoo, radio graffiti?
Believe it or not, I'll walk in on air.
I watched my little pony.
My son's pretty ass.
And I don't care.
Believe it or not.
I'm not you.
Kudu, you got your stupid crap.
Who in the hell is kudu with these stupid, dumbass remits, for Christ's sake, for Christ.
God, David, I don't know how many times I have to say this crap.
Want me to repeat that for all your fruit bowl brains out there?
I am not.
I repeat, am not a brony, you freaks.
Good God.
Jesus Christ!
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Hey, screw all you bronies on Twitter.
Screw all you bronies on Twitter.
God damn Brutes Like I'm not going to join the herd.
I'm not going to join the herd.
I'm not.
God.
Damn it.
I've had about enough of this.
I've had about enough of this crap.
I've had about nothing.
I'm done.
It's just fucking...
That's it.
Stick a fork in me, you goddamn nuts.
I'm tired of these bronies.
I'm tired of these bronies, for Christ's sake.
That's it.
I'm done for Christ's sake.
You know, you assholes.
I mean, every time, every time, every time I come up on here to do a damn broadcast, this is the type of crap that you give me.
You know that?
This is the type of crap that you give me.
You know, you idiots.
You goddamn cyber vermin will be lucky.
You'll be lucky if I do another goddamn broadcast.
Jesus Christ.
I'm lucky if I do another goddamn broadcast for a freaking bowler Friday.
You son of a bitch.
And let me tell you something, man.
Lucky Goddamn Broadcast End00:01:33
I'm not going to forget this from all of you people.
You understand that?
I'm not going to forget this, man.
So you idiots, I'll be lucky if I do a goddamn Bowler Friday tomorrow, for Christ's sake.
You know, like, get me out of here, engineer.
I'm not going to sit over here and continue to talk to these goddamn cyber vermin that could care less than I'm exuding time, energy, and effort into doing this broadcast, good dick.
here for Christ's sake.
These people are a bunch of unappreciative pricks.
Get me out of here, goddamn it.
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