True Capitalist Radio - April 26th, 2012 True Capitalist Radio Hosted By Ghost EP 220
Aired: 2012-04-26
Duration: 03:03:32


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=== Markets and Gasoline Demand Explained (15:20) ===

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[00:02:24]  Anyway, as you can tell, I'm a little bit hype.
[00:02:28]  You know what I mean?
[00:02:29]  I got a little bit of hyper activity going on, and the reason is, is because the markets, baby.
[00:02:34]  Woo!
[00:02:35]  Have you been looking at the markets?
[00:02:36]  Now, I know that we saw a little bit of retraction in the beginning of the week, but as I've been saying, folks, we got low volume, and with low volume comes high volatility.
[00:02:46]  But in the end, folks, the earnings don't lie.
[00:02:49]  And I'm telling you, just be cautiously optimistic at this particular jump, because as I've suggested time and time again, we're going to start seeing some retraction around mid-July.
[00:03:02]  Oh, I'm not joking.
[00:03:03]  We're going to start seeing the beginning of the retraction.
[00:03:05]  And I would not be surprised to see Dow Jones Industrials around the 10,000 range by this fall.
[00:03:14]  And the reason I suggest that, folks, is because of the gas prices, the high energy prices.
[00:03:20]  They are going to affect the bottom and top lines of these corporations, folks, so keep an eye on your investments.
[00:03:27]  But until then, it's always good to boast in some short-term gains, isn't it?
[00:03:34]  I'm making money.
[00:03:34]  That's what I do, baby.
[00:03:37]  Anyway, let's get right into the markets because we've got a lot to talk about.
[00:03:41]  I've been gone for a little bit, folks, and I want to extend my sincerest apologies to the peeps that were out there looking, waiting for another live broadcast.
[00:03:49]  As you can tell, folks, I'm a capitalist, all right?
[00:03:52]  And I like to go out and live lavish, all right?
[00:03:55]  I got a lust for life.
[00:03:56]  I appreciate things.
[00:03:58]  You know, I'm a connoisseur of sorts, of a variety of different things.
[00:04:02]  And unfortunately, three hours dedication to do a show, and that's not including, you know, basically summising what I'm going to be discussing and all that other stuff.
[00:04:12]  You know, I just don't have the motivation to do it.
[00:04:17]  As I've suggested, I know people always all across these dumbass internets like to allude to the fact that I do this broadcast to make money.
[00:04:26]  I mean, absolutely not.
[00:04:30]  Are you kidding me?
[00:04:31]  I mean, if I did this to make money, I'd be doing broadcasts every goddamn day of my life, and I don't.
[00:04:38]  You know, on the contrary, I get a lot of flack from people on Twitter and all the other social networking sites that I'm not on here enough.
[00:04:44]  But you have to understand, the money that I'm being paid to do this broadcast is freaking, it's tip money.
[00:04:52]  You understand that?
[00:04:53]  It's freaking tip money for Christ's sake.
[00:04:55]  It is not an incentive for me to dedicate so much time, effort, and energy to, given the fact that I'm out here day trading, I'm out here, you know, maneuvering my own personal finances, you know, making my own move, so to speak.
[00:05:08]  I mean, come on, come on, man.
[00:05:12]  Anyway, I didn't mean to get off of that tie rate.
[00:05:15]  Anyway, we're here today.
[00:05:16]  It's episode number 220 for all the folks that are keeping track, 220.
[00:05:22]  And before we get into anything else and get sidetracked on anything else, let's get into the markets and let's do it right now.
[00:05:29]  The Dow Jones Industrials focus up, up, up and away.
[00:05:33]  That's right.
[00:05:34]  And it's all these earnings.
[00:05:35]  It's Apple.
[00:05:36]  You know what I mean?
[00:05:37]  It's, you know, Johnson and Johnson increasing dividends.
[00:05:41]  It's, you know, it's all this good news that's really fueling the optimism in this market.
[00:05:46]  Even though they were not very optimistic in the beginning of this week, I mean, at the beginning of this week, people were selling off like crazy because we were being Euro trash.
[00:05:55]  And with all due respect to my European capitalist out there, but you know, your socialist governments are not necessarily providing a global economic footing for stability, you know, with all due respect.
[00:06:08]  All right.
[00:06:09]  Earlier in the week, the problem was the Netherlands.
[00:06:13]  All right.
[00:06:13]  You know, last week it was Spain and their bond sales.
[00:06:17]  This week, the Netherlands.
[00:06:18]  And in the beginning of the week, we saw a lot of retraction.
[00:06:21]  We saw a lot of sell-offs.
[00:06:22]  And the reason was because we're getting Euro trash, man.
[00:06:25]  I mean, if these people do not settle their fiscal irresponsibilities in Europe, the contagion from that will extend its ugly head over here.
[00:06:35]  And I don't know.
[00:06:36]  I don't know what could potentially happen because we have to remember that a lot of our financial institutions, a lot of the mutual funds, a lot of these 401ks, all this nonsense, they actually have vested interest in these goddamn countries.
[00:06:52]  I mean, they put money in these countries.
[00:06:55]  So if they fall and the country doesn't fulfill their obligation of paying interest on a given bond, let alone interest on a given bond, these countries aren't even giving the bond people their own money back.
[00:07:10]  I mean, did you hear Greece?
[00:07:12]  Sorry, we don't have money.
[00:07:14]  You have to take a loss.
[00:07:15]  Have to take a loss?
[00:07:18]  I mean, oh, Jesus Christ.
[00:07:20]  Anyway, that is what's really was fueling the volatility earlier in the week.
[00:07:25]  A lot of selling.
[00:07:27]  But earnings, baby, earnings is fueling this bull market, baby.
[00:07:31]  And I've been day trading all night along.
[00:07:34]  All night.
[00:07:35]  All night.
[00:07:36]  All night along.
[00:07:39]  I mean, I'm getting, for Christ's sake.
[00:07:41]  I almost didn't want to do a show today because I want to go out and party.
[00:07:44]  You know, I'm trying to live it up while we still can before this totalitarian government decides that it's going to just kind of prevent us from having any kind of memorable good time moment in life without them packsing the hell out of you.
[00:07:58]  Or, you know, I don't know.
[00:08:00]  I just, I'm trying to take advantage, baby, is what I'm saying.
[00:08:02]  I'm trying to take advantage.
[00:08:05]  But anyway, the Dow Jones Industrials is up today.
[00:08:07]  113.90 points, a percentage increase of 0.87%, closing out the Dow Jones Industrials at 13,204.62 points for the Dow Jones Industrials.
[00:08:20]  Let me tell you something.
[00:08:22]  That's pretty damn good.
[00:08:23]  All right.
[00:08:24]  I mean, especially for these blue chips out here.
[00:08:26]  Are you kidding me?
[00:08:27]  13,204.62.
[00:08:30]  Come on, man.
[00:08:32]  But be cautiously optimistic, folks.
[00:08:34]  I mean, we're going to start seeing these gains.
[00:08:36]  I think it's going to continue, like I said, up until about the summertime.
[00:08:39]  And then it's going to heat up.
[00:08:41]  And when it heats up, we better be ready for a retraction.
[00:08:44]  That's all I'm saying.
[00:08:45]  Watch your positions come summertime.
[00:08:47]  All right?
[00:08:47]  Take profits now if you can.
[00:08:50]  That's all I'm saying.
[00:08:51]  That's just my suggestion.
[00:08:52]  All right.
[00:08:53]  Anyway, SP 500 is also up today, 9.29 points, a percentage increase of 0.67%, closing out the SP at 1,399.98 points for the SP 500.
[00:09:07]  The NASDAQ is also up today, 20.98 points, a percentage increase of 0.69%, closing out the NASDAQ at 3,050.61 points for the NASDAQ composite.
[00:09:20]  Now, let me tell you something about the NASDAQ because we just got some goddamn, we just got some numbers coming in.
[00:09:26]  We got them from Amazon exceeding expectations through the roof.
[00:09:31]  The gamble that what's that goofy ass Bezos said, the goofy ass creator of Amazon.
[00:09:40]  I shouldn't call him a goofy ass.
[00:09:41]  I mean, he's probably the next Steve Jobs.
[00:09:44]  As far as his positioning in the tech industry is concerned, last quarter, or actually, I don't know if it was last quarter or two quarters ago, they gave a weary forecast on its earnings based upon this Kindle.
[00:09:58]  Because what Bezos decided to do was lower the price of this Kindle to the point where it makes it so easily affordable to the consumer so that they're actually taking a loss on the hardware.
[00:10:10]  But his basis is that they're going to actually create seamless generations of revenue through content.
[00:10:19]  Unlike Apple, which has no content.
[00:10:21]  It's just a bunch of apps.
[00:10:23]  It's hardware.
[00:10:24]  That's all there is to it.
[00:10:25]  Bezos thought that if you gave out the hardware easily accessible to the average American or the average consumer on the world level, that he in turn can utilize content like books and other licensing content that Bezos and Amazon are keenly trying to get exclusivity upon.
[00:10:46]  This is really where the money's at.
[00:10:47]  Anyway, through the roof, Jeff Bezos definitely knows his stuff, man.
[00:10:53]  I mean, even though he looks kind of goofy, the guy is a genius.
[00:10:56]  If you look at after-hours trading right now, Amazon is through the roof right now.
[00:11:00]  And you know as well as I, going into Bowler Friday, we're going to see some major increases in the NASDAQ.
[00:11:07]  All right.
[00:11:08]  Be looking for it.
[00:11:10]  Be looking for it.
[00:11:11]  That's all I'm saying.
[00:11:13]  Anyway, let's go ahead and get to the European markets.
[00:11:16]  Our European brethren.
[00:11:18]  Let's get to the FTSE 100.
[00:11:20]  Oh, yes, the FTSE 100.
[00:11:21]  It is up today, 29.83 points, a percentage increase of 0.52%.
[00:11:27]  Closing out the FTSE 104,748.72 points for the FTSE 100.
[00:11:36]  Let's go ahead and get to the DAX index.
[00:11:39]  Los Slogan, Schneegens, Schlogen, Volkswagen, which is the German index, folks, for all you folks that don't know.
[00:11:46]  It is also up 35.40 points, a percentage increase of 0.53%, closing out the DAX at 6,739.90 points for the DAX index.
[00:11:59]  All right.
[00:12:00]  Now, let's get to commodities out here, because commodities, they're shooting upward.
[00:12:05]  I mean, it's getting more expensive.
[00:12:07]  Everything's getting more expensive.
[00:12:08]  Not just the gasoline prices that are causing an increase in your average supermarket purchase or your average shopping mall purchase, but it's also the rise in actual goods and the actual commodities themselves that are really what's causing a lot of, how can I put it, a lot of squeeze in people's budgets here.
[00:12:30]  Now, let's take a look right now at commodities.
[00:12:32]  These are very interesting right now.
[00:12:34]  You've got right now a bull market going on in the stock market right now.
[00:12:39]  And let's keep in mind that Ben Bernanke just came out earlier this week stating that he sees quote-unquote moderate growth and he sees no signs of having to use any kind of quantitative easing measures.
[00:12:51]  And once again, that was another thing that kind of put a damper on the markets.
[00:12:55]  But once again, the proof is in the numbers.
[00:12:58]  And the numbers say that the goddamn earnings are better than expected in a lot of these companies.
[00:13:04]  And that's why we have such a bull market right now.
[00:13:07]  And it's not, I mean, traditionally, if you see increases in the stock market, you would gradually see decreases in some of these commodities.
[00:13:14]  And are we seeing that?
[00:13:15]  Wrong.
[00:13:17]  We're seeing an increase all around, which is very, very concerning, which means that the dollar is getting more and more depleted.
[00:13:24]  That's what the hell it means.
[00:13:25]  But anyway, let's get to the energy prices first.
[00:13:28]  Brent Crude Futures, which is the crude oil that's shipped off to Europe and Asia, it is up 73 cents, a percentage increase of 0.61% closing out Brent crude at $119.85 per barrel of Brent crude oil.
[00:13:43]  It's a pretty high price for Brent Crude, man.
[00:13:45]  I'm telling you, those Europeans are probably taking it in the teeth as far as their everyday leisure activities relating to transportation is concerned.
[00:13:54]  You know what I mean?
[00:13:55]  I mean, that's pretty high level.
[00:13:58]  I mean, I feel sorry for you Europeans, man.
[00:14:00]  I mean, no wonder you're pissed.
[00:14:01]  Anyway, gasoline futures for the United States up $19.25.
[00:14:07]  That's a percentage increase today of 1.94%.
[00:14:11]  So for all you folks that are speculating that possibly you're going to get some relief at the gas pump, you ain't going to get it.
[00:14:18]  All right?
[00:14:20]  Yeah, you ain't going to get it, for Christ's sake.
[00:14:22]  I just, you know, it's unfortunate, but this is just the way it is here.
[00:14:26]  You know what I mean?
[00:14:27]  I mean, we have no exact energy policy of any kind of sorts whatsoever.
[00:14:32]  And because we're so dependent upon refining crude oil into gasoline, these are the prices that you're getting.
[00:14:39]  And not to mention, folks, that you would think that because America, because of the price and because of America's shortening median income, that the supply and demand factor would take effect.
[00:14:52]  I mean, you're obviously seeing a receding demand in America's consumption of gasoline.
[00:15:01]  You're obviously seeing it.
[00:15:02]  Now, the consequence of that should be the price of gasoline coming down.
[00:15:08]  But the price of gasoline isn't coming down.
[00:15:11]  Even though demand is receding in the United States, gasoline prices aren't coming down.
[00:15:16]  Now, why the hell is that?
[00:15:18]  Because, folks, this is a global economy now, and these refiners are not going to just stick around and hold on to access gasoline.
[00:15:29]  You know, they're going to put that son of a bitch on the world market and get more than they would selling it here in America.
[00:15:35]  Now, let's go back to that one price I said for Brent crude futures.
[00:15:39]  And of course, Brent crude is the oil consumed by Europe and Asia.
[00:15:44]  Right now, it's $119.85 per barrel of Brent crude.
[00:15:51]  Now, that means that if they were to refine that Brent crude into oil, or it should be into gasoline, if they refine the Brent crude into gasoline, that gasoline price is going to be a hell of a lot more expensive than the refineries are able to refine WTI sweet crude in America.
[00:16:09]  And henceforth, that's why these refiners, even though they're not, how can I put it, even though they're not necessarily getting a high demand of consumption of their gasoline in America, they're not hoarding that gasoline.
[00:16:24]  You know, they're not allowing the price to go down because there's a demand in the world for gasoline at this point in time.
[00:16:30]  They can take that refined gasoline in America, sell it on the world market for even more money than the American consumption price.
[00:16:38]  You understand?
[00:16:40]  This is what we're dealing with out here in America.
[00:16:43]  This is why you're going to continue to see an increase in gas prices.
[00:16:47]  You're going to continue to see an increase in oil prices.
[00:16:50]  And until people start really understanding that we need an actual feasible energy policy that has a hodgepodge of different energy resources, not just exclusive to one, then we're going to continue to see this type of rise in this commodity.

=== Why Coffee Prices Are Rising (06:42) ===

[00:17:06]  We're going to continue to see this crap.
[00:17:08]  And it's unfortunate.
[00:17:09]  That's why, you know, as capitalists, you've got to be able to factor this into your budget.
[00:17:13]  And I'm not just talking about factoring it in as it relates to your consumption of gasoline at the pump, as it relates to your gas guzzle in cars.
[00:17:21]  I'm talking about it's going to affect the prices of goods on the supermarket.
[00:17:24]  It's going to affect the prices of goods at the shopping malls.
[00:17:27]  This is not good.
[00:17:29]  And this is why I'm telling you folks, this July, and let me tell you, I've always been right.
[00:17:34]  Maybe I'm wrong maybe once or twice.
[00:17:37]  But let me tell you something right now, man.
[00:17:40]  I'm calling it right now.
[00:17:41]  You're going to see during the summertime that we're going to see a retraction, and it's going to shock America, and it's going to put us back into a double-dip recession.
[00:17:52]  Watch.
[00:17:53]  All right.
[00:17:53]  I'm just saying, once again, celebrate the optimism, okay?
[00:17:57]  I'm not trying to rain on people's parades.
[00:17:59]  I know a lot of capitalists make money today.
[00:18:01]  I don't mean to rain on your parade, but let's be realistic here.
[00:18:04]  All right?
[00:18:06]  Let's be realistic.
[00:18:08]  Anyway, let's keep going here.
[00:18:10]  I'm sorry.
[00:18:11]  I'm just giving you my analysis of why we're seeing an increase in gasoline, even though America is curbing its consumption in the commodity.
[00:18:19]  That's all I'm saying.
[00:18:21]  All right?
[00:18:23]  Anyway, let's continue going.
[00:18:24]  Who else do we got going on over here?
[00:18:26]  We've got heating oil futures up today, $3.89.
[00:18:30]  That's a percentage increase of 1.23%.
[00:18:33]  And that probably has a lot to do with this Nor'easter situation.
[00:18:37]  Has anybody heard about it?
[00:18:38]  I mean, look at all these weird atmospheric phenomena that are happening out here in America.
[00:18:43]  And they're talking about it on the media like it's been around the whole goddamn time.
[00:18:48]  I mean, this Nor'easter upper level low Arctic front, I don't even know what the hell they're calling it out here, but it's hitting the East Coast and the East Coast.
[00:18:58]  It's freaking snowing.
[00:19:00]  I mean, I think it's moved on, but still, I mean, this is where all this increase in heating oil is coming from, for Christ's sake.
[00:19:07]  I mean, the freaking Nor'easter in the freaking springtime.
[00:19:10]  I mean, what is this crap?
[00:19:13]  But once again, we just got to accept it, grin it, and bear it.
[00:19:16]  Anyway, beginning, believe it or not, natural gas, as we talk about natural gas here, it actually saw a run earlier in the week, but people are selling off today, obviously, selling off, taking profits and putting it elsewhere.
[00:19:28]  Natural gas is down today, 3 cents, a percentage decrease of 1.80% on the day.
[00:19:35]  Now let's get to WTI Sweet Crude, all right?
[00:19:38]  WTI Sweet Crude is up today, 27 cents, a percentage increase of 0.26%, closing out WTI at $104.39 per barrel of WTI Sweet Crude.
[00:19:52]  Are you getting what I was saying earlier about how these refiners are not just keeping the gasoline because of the curb in American consumption?
[00:20:00]  Instead, they're going on the world market and selling it where they can actually make more money than selling it to the American public.
[00:20:09]  You know what I mean?
[00:20:12]  Anyway, let me keep going for Christ's sake, all right?
[00:20:15]  Agriculture, all right?
[00:20:16]  Canola is down today, $4.40.
[00:20:19]  That's a percentage decrease of 0.76%.
[00:20:22]  We're seeing modest increases in cocoa because Mother's Day is coming around the corner.
[00:20:28]  It is up $21, a percentage increase of 0.93%.
[00:20:33]  And oh my God, it's coffee.
[00:20:35]  All right.
[00:20:36]  In before un-American tweets.
[00:20:40]  All right.
[00:20:40]  And for you folks that don't know, I don't like coffee.
[00:20:42]  All right.
[00:20:43]  I know that everybody in America wants to hump their coffee cup if they could.
[00:20:48]  But I don't like coffee.
[00:20:49]  All right.
[00:20:50]  I mean, doesn't anybody realize that it changes who you are?
[00:20:54]  That it's a freaking drug, for Christ's sake.
[00:20:56]  All right.
[00:20:57]  I mean, for you people that criticize me for, you know, consuming in the alcoholic beverages and spirits, I mean, what's the difference between you coffee drinkers that drink about four or five cups of freaking Joe a day?
[00:21:08]  Can you explain that to me for Christ's sake?
[00:21:10]  Not to mention, it's way more expensive than booze, for Christ's sake.
[00:21:14]  I mean, you can get it.
[00:21:14]  I mean, even a cheap bastard can get a six pack of schlitz or something for about five bucks.
[00:21:20]  I mean, you know, with a coffee, if you go to a Starbucks and try to socialize with, you know, guzzling down that beverage, you're going to drop about nine bucks, for Christ's sake.
[00:21:28]  And then if you try to get the cheap coffee at Starbucks, these pretentious assholes with their stupid laptops and their wannabe scripts that they're writing for Hollywood will look upon you with a snot-nosed stare like, oh, my God, what are you doing here?
[00:21:43]  Oh, look at me.
[00:21:43]  You got the cheap ghetto beverage.
[00:21:46]  Oh, Jesus.
[00:21:47]  I'm not joking.
[00:21:48]  Go into a Starbucks and get the cheapest coffee and see these pretentious assholes look at you like you just came in with shit on your pants.
[00:21:55]  All right?
[00:21:55]  Excuse my French.
[00:21:56]  I'm sorry for cursing, but it pisses me off.
[00:22:00]  Freaking coffee drinkers.
[00:22:02]  Yeah, here we go.
[00:22:03]  Here we are.
[00:22:04]  I'm looking at Twitter.
[00:22:05]  Thanks, Edgener.
[00:22:06]  Thanks for posting that.
[00:22:10]  Yeah, in before un-American tweets.
[00:22:13]  Even though coffee isn't even made in America, you dick.
[00:22:18]  Anyway, coffee's down, unfortunately.
[00:22:20]  I wish the shit was going up so these people have to drain more money out of their pockets to consume this disgusting piece of crap.
[00:22:27]  But it is down today, 90 cents, a percentage decrease of 0.51%.
[00:22:32]  All right, so for all you coffee drinkers that make an excuse for being jerks in the morning by saying, Hey, dude, just don't talk to me.
[00:22:40]  Let's have my coffee, dude.
[00:22:42]  Just don't talk to me.
[00:22:43]  Shut up, all right?
[00:22:44]  You're going to pay a little less.
[00:22:46]  You know what?
[00:22:46]  You should be paying more as far as I'm concerned.
[00:22:49]  Anyway, corn is up.
[00:22:50]  The corn futures are up $6.50, a percentage increase of 1.08%.
[00:22:56]  We're starting to see that corn price starting to creep on a come up, if you will.
[00:23:00]  Oh, it's creeping on a come up up in here.
[00:23:02]  And the reason is international demand, baby.
[00:23:05]  International demand.
[00:23:07]  That's what it is.
[00:23:08]  I'm telling you, why do you think that freaking Chinese vice president came here a couple of months back?
[00:23:14]  You know, cruise in the Midwest.
[00:23:16]  He was signing economic deals.
[00:23:18]  Do you understand?
[00:23:19]  China is pre-buying yields from actual agricultural producers before they even come on the market.
[00:23:26]  All right?
[00:23:27]  I mean, why don't you read up on this stuff?
[00:23:29]  This is ridiculous.
[00:23:30]  This is why the commodities are going up, McFly.
[00:23:36]  Jesus Christ.
[00:23:37]  Anyway, let me move on.
[00:23:38]  All right, corn is up $6.50, a percentage increase of 1.08%.
[00:23:43]  Cotton is up $1.31, a percentage increase of 1.44%.

=== China's Agricultural Pre-Buying Strategy (07:56) ===

[00:23:49]  I mean, there goes any optimistic view on whether or not these males are actually going to wear a tire that actually fits them.
[00:23:58]  I mean, I don't know about you folks, but I'm out here in Austin, Texas.
[00:24:02]  I walk around out here because, you know, it's easy to walk around if you live in downtown Austin.
[00:24:07]  You don't even need your car for Christ's sake.
[00:24:09]  But in walking around out here, you see all these just over-feminized fruits.
[00:24:15]  Now, I know that there are some, you know, fruity bastards that are genuinely fruity.
[00:24:20]  You know, they're genuinely feminine.
[00:24:21]  Like, you remember Jonathan from Who's the Boss?
[00:24:24]  You knew that kid was a flamer right when he was about six years old.
[00:24:29]  And look at him now.
[00:24:30]  He's out there, you know, dressed up as a trans testicle in orange hair at the gay clubs in Hollywood.
[00:24:35]  All right?
[00:24:36]  Now, I understand that there's genuine fruits in that nature.
[00:24:39]  And, you know, hey, I guess if you want to embrace your fruitiness, you know, you've got to work with what you got, you know?
[00:24:45]  But all these other, like, fruits, you know, all these other, you know, pseudo-fruits, these pseudo-femmes, fat femmes especially, I mean, they piss me off.
[00:24:55]  You know, they try to act like some pompous, you know, feminized, you know, over-dramatic pink game playing Fruit Bowl.
[00:25:05]  And yet they look nothing like a genuine fruit.
[00:25:10]  All right.
[00:25:11]  I'm not trying to talk against feminine people.
[00:25:14]  I know there's genuine feminine people.
[00:25:16]  My apologies to you folks, but you've got to admit, I mean, you know, these other people that are trying to play off like they're feminine, they're not feminine.
[00:25:25]  All right.
[00:25:26]  I mean, these are just social rejects that have been rejected by every other social community of people, whether they were hipsters or punks or gothic people, hip-hoppers, jocks, whatever the case, they got rejected from every goddamn social group.
[00:25:45]  And now they're turning fruits because fruits, or excuse me, the homosexual community, I should be proper about this because I don't need to lump the homosexual community in such vulgarity.
[00:25:56]  But the homosexual community actually embraces everybody who embraces their community.
[00:26:03]  So even if you're a disgusting-looking Ross the intern, fat femme, they're going to embrace you, even though, in my personal opinion, if, and I'm not a feminine male, but if I was, I'd be personally offended by somebody like Ross the intern, some fat femme that's out here trying to act like an overt femi fruit just for the sake of being embraced by a social group.
[00:26:29]  I mean, just, ah, oh, my God.
[00:26:31]  Anyway, the whole reason why I've gotten into this tirade is because of cotton.
[00:26:36]  Cotton is up, and like I said, this is just, we're not going to see any lowering down in price in hopes of having these goddamn males, you know what I mean?
[00:26:48]  Having these goddamn males from these freaking leggings, man.
[00:26:53]  I mean, blue jean leggings.
[00:26:56]  Jesus Christ.
[00:26:58]  And these shirts that show man-nips.
[00:27:01]  Do you think that I want to see man-nips walking down the street for Christ's sake?
[00:27:06]  And I know you idiots purposely get them hard, you assholes.
[00:27:09]  All right?
[00:27:10]  I see you do it.
[00:27:11]  I see them in the bars do it for Christ's sake.
[00:27:13]  They're getting their nips hard for Christ's sake.
[00:27:15]  Who are you trying to impress with that crap?
[00:27:17]  You know what I mean?
[00:27:18]  Are you putting ice cubes on them?
[00:27:19]  You know, trying to make them like razor or erasers?
[00:27:22]  You know, like erasers for Christ.
[00:27:24]  Who are you trying to impress, you over featherized fruit bowl?
[00:27:30]  I mean, honestly, who cares, man?
[00:27:34]  Jesus Christ.
[00:27:36]  I'm sorry, folks.
[00:27:37]  I don't mean to offend anybody.
[00:27:38]  I know I got, for some reason, we got a lot of trans testicles that listen to the broadcast.
[00:27:43]  And at the same time, we also have a whole bunch of homosexuals.
[00:27:46]  Don't mean to offend them, but hey, you need to clean up your community, all right?
[00:27:50]  That's all I'm saying.
[00:27:51]  Clean up your goddamn community there, gay people.
[00:27:53]  All right?
[00:27:53]  I remember in the 90s, you know, gay people used to, you know, if you knew somebody who was gay, they were proper and well-dressed and well-groomed.
[00:28:02]  And, you know, they always made sure that they were up to date in the greatest cuisines and the greatest fashions.
[00:28:10]  And they had this etiquette to themselves, is what I'm trying to say.
[00:28:12]  They had an etiquette to themselves.
[00:28:14]  Now, all you got to do, take it in the pooper.
[00:28:17]  That's all you got to do.
[00:28:18]  There's nothing else to it.
[00:28:20]  There's no, I mean, take it in the pooper.
[00:28:22]  You're gay, for Christ's sake.
[00:28:25]  Clean up your act, gay people.
[00:28:27]  Come on.
[00:28:28]  All right, clean up your community for Christ's sake.
[00:28:32]  Jesus Christ.
[00:28:33]  Anyway, let me move on.
[00:28:35]  All right.
[00:28:36]  Before I get myself in any more trouble for Christ's sake.
[00:28:38]  Anyway, we got cotton up $1.31, a percentage increase of 1.44%.
[00:28:44]  We've got wheat futures up $8, a percentage increase of 1.25%.
[00:28:49]  Sugar is down today.
[00:28:52]  Excuse me, Jesus Christ, it's down.
[00:28:54]  You know what?
[00:28:54]  I need a drink for Christmas.
[00:28:56]  I'm getting cottonmouth from freaking screaming about a bunch of fruits that are wearing leggings out here.
[00:29:01]  Give me my drink.
[00:29:02]  Give me my goddamn drink.
[00:29:05]  Oh, wait up.
[00:29:06]  Hold on just a second.
[00:29:07]  Hold on.
[00:29:08]  Here we go.
[00:29:08]  Oh, yeah.
[00:29:09]  Oh, you know what we got?
[00:29:10]  We got some beer today.
[00:29:11]  We got some beer and we got bottled beer.
[00:29:14]  And guess what we got?
[00:29:16]  We got Spot.
[00:29:18]  Little slogan sneakin' schlogging Volkswagen.
[00:29:22]  Hey, let me open up this son of a bitch.
[00:29:26]  Damn it.
[00:29:27]  Open up the damn bottle, you son of a bitch.
[00:29:29]  There we go.
[00:29:30]  All right, everybody.
[00:29:31]  We're going to drink here because, you know, I'm just, I'm getting a little long-winded, and unfortunately, it's getting me a little freaking dry mouth, for Christ's sake, all right?
[00:29:41]  Anyway, cheers to the capitalist army, and cheers to all the capitalists worldwide.
[00:29:46]  This is for you.
[00:29:53]  Good stuff, man.
[00:29:54]  Telling you what you Germans are doing.
[00:29:56]  Not only do you Germans make decent beer, but you got pretty good wine.
[00:30:01]  Riesling wines are unbelievable.
[00:30:03]  All right?
[00:30:05]  Serious.
[00:30:06]  Freaking Rieslings are great out of Germany.
[00:30:09]  I'm not trying to be some freaking wine snob here, but if you don't like wine, just try a Riesling out of Germany.
[00:30:17]  Unbelievable.
[00:30:19]  Great dessert wine, too.
[00:30:20]  All right?
[00:30:22]  Anyway.
[00:30:24]  And screw all you people saying that I'm some kind of an alcoholic for Christ's sake.
[00:30:28]  All right?
[00:30:28]  I'm a connoisseur, you assholes.
[00:30:31]  There's a difference.
[00:30:32]  There's a big difference.
[00:30:34]  All right?
[00:30:35]  I mean, I appreciate the spirits that I consume.
[00:30:38]  I appreciate the cigars that I smoke.
[00:30:42]  I appreciate the vices that I consume for Christ's sake.
[00:30:45]  The nuances, the tastes, so on and so forth.
[00:30:48]  Unlike you people, all right, that are sitting here calling me an alcoholic.
[00:30:52]  You're probably getting drunk on Billy Carter beer for Christ's sake.
[00:30:56]  That's what you people, you go out and try to get the cheapest crap available.
[00:31:00]  I mean, if they still sold that generic white, black label crap, remember, that just used to say what the product was.
[00:31:08]  It was like all-white product, and it just said the freaking name of the product in black letters.
[00:31:13]  And just imagine that on beer.
[00:31:15]  You know, the shit that just says beer on it.
[00:31:17]  You idiots would consume it.
[00:31:19]  Because all you're after is getting drunk.
[00:31:22]  I'm not after getting drunk.
[00:31:23]  I'm after appreciating the actual beverage at hand.
[00:31:27]  As a matter of fact, I'm going to keep appreciating it since you assholes on Twitter keep calling me an alcoholic.
[00:31:32]  I'm going to keep appreciating this, boy.
[00:31:34]  And you all just keep hating.
[00:31:36]  All right?
[00:31:41]  Good stuff, baby.

=== Metals, Equities, and Livestock Trends (06:02) ===

[00:31:45]  And you want to know why I can do this?
[00:31:48]  Because I'm a capitalist, baby.
[00:31:49]  You understand what I'm saying?
[00:31:50]  I'm a capitalist.
[00:31:54]  Woo!
[00:31:55]  Man.
[00:31:56]  Anyway, let me get back.
[00:31:58]  Where the hell was I, engineer?
[00:31:59]  Where was I?
[00:32:04]  Oh, that's right.
[00:32:05]  I was getting done with sugar.
[00:32:07]  Down 55 cents, a percentage decrease of 2.52% on the day for sugar.
[00:32:12]  Oh, that's a pretty bad loss.
[00:32:14]  Anyway, soybean futures are up $4.25.
[00:32:17]  That's a percentage increase of 0.29%.
[00:32:21]  Lumber is up very modestly, 60 cents, a percentage increase of 0.21%.
[00:32:27]  Oats are down $1.25.
[00:32:29]  That's a percentage decrease of 0.37%.
[00:32:33]  It looks like that Quaker bastard doesn't have anything to smile about today.
[00:32:36]  Soybean oil futures are down 28 cents.
[00:32:40]  And wool, oh my God, wool futures are unchanged today.
[00:32:45]  Once again, it looks like the bull-nose bulldykes didn't come out to see the freshly cut pieces of wool.
[00:32:51]  They are unchanged today for all you folks that are concerned about the freshly cut pieces of wool.
[00:32:58]  Now, now that we're done with the agriculture, let's get to the metals, shall we?
[00:33:02]  The metals.
[00:33:04]  Let's get to the goddamn metals.
[00:33:07]  Copper.
[00:33:08]  Okay, obviously, you're going to see an increase in the equities sector.
[00:33:11]  You're going to see an increase in copper.
[00:33:14]  And did you see that?
[00:33:15]  You're goddamn right.
[00:33:16]  Copper is up $7.95 today.
[00:33:19]  A percentage increase of 2.14% on the day for copper.
[00:33:24]  Good God.
[00:33:25]  Now, here's where it starts getting tricky because we also saw an increase in the commodity sector here in the precious metals.
[00:33:33]  I mean, traditionally, traditional investor footing or the traditional investor idea of the way or the pendulum of investment goes like this.
[00:33:46]  Whenever you see increases in equities, you traditionally see decreases in metals.
[00:33:50]  If you see increases in metals, traditionally you see decreases in equities.
[00:33:55]  But when you start seeing a rise in both, that just goes to show you that the investor doesn't know their ass from their elbow and that the little volume that we do have in this market is a skittish helper-skelter type of a mentality in this market.
[00:34:12]  And the proof is in the pudding.
[00:34:14]  I mean, just read the numbers here.
[00:34:15]  Precious metals, gold up $15.30 today.
[00:34:19]  That's a percentage increase of 0.93%.
[00:34:22]  Closing out gold at $1,657.60 per troy ounce of gold.
[00:34:29]  And good God, did you take a look at silver today?
[00:34:32]  Silver is up 74 cents, a percentage increase of 2.45% on the day for silver.
[00:34:39]  Closing out silver at $31.17 per Troy ounce of silver.
[00:34:45]  Now, let's go ahead and get to the livestock, shall we?
[00:34:49]  Now, for you folks, they're unaware.
[00:34:52]  All right.
[00:34:53]  For you folks that are unaware, we had a case of mad cow disease confirmed in California.
[00:34:59]  And I believe this was confirmed, I guess, two days ago.
[00:35:03]  And good God, I mean, the freaking livestock futures have gone down, And they're continuing to go down to this day.
[00:35:14]  I mean, this is really scaring a lot of people.
[00:35:16]  As a matter of fact, South Korea has responded by saying that they are denying imported beef from America into the South Korean South Korean area, excuse me.
[00:35:27]  This is serious business.
[00:35:28]  I hope that we nip this in the bud.
[00:35:30]  I hope this is a very, very isolated incident as it relates to the beef production in America.
[00:35:38]  I really hope it does.
[00:35:39]  I'm just saying.
[00:35:40]  All right, the livestock continues its slide ever since the announcement of that mad cow disease in California.
[00:35:46]  Live cattle is down 25 cents.
[00:35:48]  That's a percentage decrease of 0.22%.
[00:35:51]  We've got cattle feeder down 82 cents.
[00:35:54]  That's a percentage decrease of 0.54%.
[00:35:58]  And for all you fat, jelly ass that like to shove a couple of down your goddamn gullet, well, it's going to cost you a little less because lean hog futures are down 37 cents, a percentage decrease of 0.43% on the day.
[00:36:18]  And that, my friends, is the markets for your ass.
[00:36:25]  Woo!
[00:36:26]  Anyway, folks, we ran through the market.
[00:36:28]  Once again, we saw decreases in the beginning of the week because we were getting Euro trashed with the whole Netherland bond situation and the lack of austerity by the Netherland government.
[00:36:38]  We also saw a little bit of volatility as it related to a couple of different numbers and economic data that came out in the beginning of the week.
[00:36:45]  But once again, the proof is in the earnings.
[00:36:48]  The earnings are strong.
[00:36:50]  The earnings are great.
[00:36:51]  If you take a look at it, that's what's fueling the market at this point in time, right here, right now.
[00:36:56]  All right?
[00:36:56]  But once again, be cautiously optimistic.
[00:36:59]  We're going to start seeing continued gradual growth in these equities markets, but we're going to see a retraction in midsummer.
[00:37:07]  I'm telling you, mark my words, we're going to see a retraction.
[00:37:09]  I mean, these energy prices are going to affect the bottom and top lines of these companies.
[00:37:15]  And right now, if you're an investor, I would start eyeballing any company that does not utilize petroleum as a main component for revenue stream generation.
[00:37:26]  All right?
[00:37:28]  Remember that.
[00:37:28]  I mean, that's what you need to start looking at.
[00:37:30]  You need to start looking at the books of these goddamn companies.
[00:37:32]  You need to start looking at the income statements and the balance sheets and the cash flow, so on and so forth.
[00:37:39]  And you need to realize how much of a dependent is petroleum upon this company.
[00:37:46]  You understand?

=== Foreign Policy and Al-Qaeda Links (14:47) ===

[00:37:48]  And those that do not depend upon petroleum as a major component for their business model, those are the damn stocks that I'm looking at.
[00:37:57]  All right?
[00:37:58]  Those are the stocks that I'm looking at.
[00:38:02]  Anyway, let's continue going for Christ's sake.
[00:38:05]  I hate to even ask.
[00:38:06]  Hey, Engineer, do we have any freaking Twitter shout-outs to be had out here?
[00:38:10]  A couple of Twitter shout-outs to be had.
[00:38:19]  And, you know, I really hate this part of the show, to be honest with you.
[00:38:23]  I mean, because these people, they create these sick, demented, twisted Twitter names in an attempt for me to say these disgusting pieces of trash.
[00:38:33]  And it makes me sick.
[00:38:35]  All right, it makes me sick.
[00:38:36]  So what I want people to do is tweet at me right now, ghost politics, all one word, no underscores, ghost politics.
[00:38:45]  Tweet at me with the hashtag Capitalist Army.
[00:38:48]  All right, tweet at me with the hashtag Capitalist Army, and I will give you a shout-out right here, right now, live on the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
[00:38:58]  All right?
[00:38:59]  And as a matter of fact, do we have some people tweeting?
[00:39:01]  The GAAP.
[00:39:04]  We've got a couple of people tweeting, so let's go ahead and get to those right now.
[00:39:09]  We've got Canadian Ghostie in the house.
[00:39:12]  We've got Vince in the Bay in the place.
[00:39:14]  What's going on?
[00:39:15]  We've got Dutch Capitalist in the house.
[00:39:19]  We've got Cosmo Bro CB.
[00:39:21]  What's going on, man?
[00:39:23]  Who else do we got going on?
[00:39:24]  We've got, I'm not going to say that.
[00:39:25]  What's going on to Capitalist Frank?
[00:39:28]  What's going on to Candle Jack NG?
[00:39:31]  What the hell does that mean, you sick twisted pricks?
[00:39:34]  We've got Nurdock.
[00:39:37]  What's going on to Nurdock?
[00:39:38]  Stay out of my shed in the place.
[00:39:41]  The Seattle Sound Guy.
[00:39:44]  Who else do we got going on here?
[00:39:46]  We've got Mad Cow for South Korea.
[00:39:48]  Well, Jesus Christ.
[00:39:52]  There we go with this crap.
[00:39:55]  Anyway, we got Senor Carlito.
[00:39:58]  We've got Urine Careresser.
[00:40:00]  Yeah, it's real funny, you jerk off.
[00:40:02]  Speed Mobile 91 in the place.
[00:40:05]  We've got Tommy and some numbers.
[00:40:07]  I'm not going to say all those damn numbers.
[00:40:09]  We've got four years of fail.
[00:40:11]  Shove it up, your ass.
[00:40:13]  Four years of fail.
[00:40:14]  If you don't like it, turn it off, you stupid scumbag.
[00:40:18]  We got John the Sponge in the house.
[00:40:20]  We got somebody named California Brony.
[00:40:22]  Oh, man.
[00:40:24]  Jesus Christ.
[00:40:25]  Let me take a couple of more shout-outs.
[00:40:27]  I'm going to get to this Brony situation before we get into anything further.
[00:40:30]  All right?
[00:40:31]  All right.
[00:40:32]  Anyway, who else we got?
[00:40:33]  We've got Minecraft Brony.
[00:40:35]  We got Count Dracula 25.
[00:40:38]  We've got Mr. Dragonstomp.
[00:40:41]  Who else do we got going on here?
[00:40:43]  We've got a penis stapler.
[00:40:47]  Jesus Christ.
[00:40:49]  Oh, this is fresh.
[00:40:50]  MSNBC for Ghost.
[00:40:52]  Yeah, that's great.
[00:40:56]  Yeah, give me a couple of pictures of Rachel Maddow in drag, for Christ's sake.
[00:41:01]  Oh, I forgot.
[00:41:02]  That's her everyday attire.
[00:41:03]  I mean, Jesus Christ.
[00:41:06]  Who else do we got over here?
[00:41:07]  We got somebody named Epson.
[00:41:09]  What's going on to Epson?
[00:41:11]  We've got saying these sick-ass twisted names, you twisted, sick bastards.
[00:41:18]  Sergeant Yoda in the place.
[00:41:22]  We got Kamina Kony.
[00:41:24]  We got Amoebas for Travis.
[00:41:26]  What the hell does that mean?
[00:41:27]  Amoebas for Travis.
[00:41:28]  What the hell does that mean?
[00:41:30]  We've got Hipster Clopper.
[00:41:32]  Yeah, Jesus Christ.
[00:41:36]  Who else do we got?
[00:41:37]  This is just getting sick.
[00:41:38]  It's getting stupid and pathetic.
[00:41:41]  Oh, now Fox News for Ghost.
[00:41:43]  Oh, that's great.
[00:41:43]  Fox News, MSNBC for Ghost, and Fox News for Ghost.
[00:41:47]  That's great.
[00:41:49]  Oh, my God.
[00:41:50]  Fat Marshall in the house.
[00:41:52]  Happy Radio 3000.
[00:41:55]  Who else do we got here?
[00:41:56]  My Little Rebirth.
[00:41:57]  What the hell is that supposed to mean, you sick, twisted prick?
[00:42:01]  Telling you, man, these sick assholes, man.
[00:42:04]  No shame.
[00:42:06]  Jesus Christ.
[00:42:08]  Anyway, we got Ties for Ghost.
[00:42:09]  What's going on to Ties for Ghost?
[00:42:12]  Who else we got?
[00:42:13]  Florida Genocide?
[00:42:14]  What the hell is that supposed to mean, man?
[00:42:16]  Where are you coming?
[00:42:17]  Why are you doing this?
[00:42:19]  What is this?
[00:42:20]  I don't get it.
[00:42:21]  Are you talking about because of the Trayvon Martin Black Panther situation?
[00:42:25]  I don't get that one, man.
[00:42:28]  Anyway, we got Nee Slappington.
[00:42:30]  Ghost FTW.
[00:42:33]  Caliente, Texas.
[00:42:34]  Yeah, real funny, you stupid dumb Mexican jerk.
[00:42:37]  Dr. Joshua 2-0.
[00:42:40]  Who else we got?
[00:42:42]  We've got Receipt Lamar Smith.
[00:42:46]  Whoever made that name, you deserve a swift kick to the nuts.
[00:42:49]  You know that?
[00:42:51]  I'm serious.
[00:42:52]  Receipt Lamar Smith.
[00:42:54]  This is the guy that created SUPA, created this whole domino effect of having the governments have a hard-on to regulate the internet, and you are receipt this brick.
[00:43:03]  I mean, are you kidding me?
[00:43:06]  Oh, great.
[00:43:06]  Look here.
[00:43:06]  Here's Poop Messiah.
[00:43:08]  Yeah.
[00:43:08]  Poop Messiah is in there.
[00:43:10]  And here's Colon Tenderizer.
[00:43:11]  That's enough.
[00:43:12]  That's it.
[00:43:13]  That's it.
[00:43:14]  That's enough.
[00:43:15]  No more Twitter shout-outs.
[00:43:16]  You people are really wearing this little option of interactivity very thin with these sick-ass names.
[00:43:23]  I'm telling you this right goddamn now.
[00:43:26]  Jesus Christ.
[00:43:28]  This is horrible.
[00:43:30]  This is just unbelievably sick.
[00:43:32]  Anyway, let me get back.
[00:43:33]  Let me get to the program.
[00:43:34]  We've got a lot of things to talk about anyway.
[00:43:36]  And, of course, I'd like to lead in after the markets with a topic that should be on everybody's mind.
[00:43:41]  And I'm talking about the 2012 United States presidential election.
[00:43:46]  That's right.
[00:43:47]  It is now official.
[00:43:48]  Mitt Romney versus Barack Obama.
[00:43:51]  All right.
[00:43:51]  Magic underpants versus slick will or long-legged MacDaddy.
[00:43:57]  I'm sorry.
[00:43:57]  Jesus Christ.
[00:43:58]  I'm going back about a decade or so.
[00:44:01]  All right.
[00:44:01]  Magic underpants versus long-legged MacDaddy.
[00:44:04]  All right.
[00:44:05]  Now, very interesting developments have come about.
[00:44:09]  Romney is trying to vet who he's going to have as his vice presidential running mate.
[00:44:14]  And a lot of people are pointing the finger at this one Cuban guy out of Florida named Mark Rubio.
[00:44:21]  Mark Rubio.
[00:44:23]  Now, it's an interesting pick because I understand what the Romney camp is trying to do in this situation.
[00:44:30]  They want to captivate that big, humongous demographic that is going to basically overtake the majority population here in the next 10 years or so.
[00:44:40]  And I'm talking about the Hispandex.
[00:44:43]  I'm sorry.
[00:44:43]  I'm talking about the Latin folks or whatever you want.
[00:44:45]  I mean, there's a whole variety of different Latin people.
[00:44:47]  I hate to call, I hate to lump them all in this one category, but you've got these cultural Marxists within the Mexican community who insist upon calling themselves these labels.
[00:45:00]  And, you know, I'm a Hispandex.
[00:45:02]  I'm a Chicano.
[00:45:04]  You know, a Chicano, really?
[00:45:06]  What the hell does that mean?
[00:45:07]  A Chicano?
[00:45:07]  What the hell is that shit?
[00:45:09]  But anyway, I understand where the Mitt Romney camp is going here.
[00:45:14]  They're trying to captivate and galvanize a base of Hispanic people or Latin people in an attempt to try to cancel out the liberal ideas that usually bring these people to the polls.
[00:45:31]  I mean, that's basically what this is.
[00:45:33]  This is an attempt at trying to underscore the fact that Romney is a compassionate conservative.
[00:45:41]  Remember that?
[00:45:42]  George W. Bush said that he's a compassionate conservative.
[00:45:46]  And I think that Mark Rubio will probably not be the nominee, but they're looking at him very close.
[00:45:53]  And the only reason I'm thinking he might not be the nominee is because him and Mitt Romney don't have very good rapport.
[00:45:59]  I've seen these guys in a bunch of stump speeches, and they don't really come across as guys that go coinciding side by side, so to speak.
[00:46:09]  They don't really have very good rapport.
[00:46:11]  They don't feed off of each other very well.
[00:46:13]  So I mean, that could be a strike against Rubio.
[00:46:17]  And, of course, they talk about the proverbial Christie, you know, out of New Jersey.
[00:46:22]  But to be honest with you, I think the reason Christie didn't even run for president is the same reason why he's not going to be the vice presidential candidate for Mitt Romney.
[00:46:31]  I think there may be some skeletons in that fat boy's closet.
[00:46:35]  I think that he may have done some things that a presidential campaign would be more than willing to air out into the public.
[00:46:43]  And that's something that any potential candidate should keep in mind when taking public office.
[00:46:51]  But anyway, Joe Biden, this jerk, this vice presidential blowhard over here, recently called out Mitt Romney on foreign policy issues.
[00:47:02]  He said that Mitt Romney doesn't even have a foreign policy.
[00:47:05]  As compared to what, Biden, as compared to what?
[00:47:09]  Your foreign policy?
[00:47:11]  I mean, do we want to talk about your foreign policy?
[00:47:13]  Okay, let's talk about the Biden-Obama foreign policy for a second, okay?
[00:47:18]  All right, let's just take it.
[00:47:19]  Let's take a couple of things.
[00:47:22]  All right, Libya.
[00:47:23]  All right?
[00:47:24]  You actually basically bypass Congress and basically say that Congress is insignificant in relations to a coalition or international bureaucratic objective of sorts.
[00:47:37]  I don't know whatever the hell Panetta said.
[00:47:39]  I heard his testimony.
[00:47:41]  All right.
[00:47:42]  But at the same time, you aid and abet al-Qaeda in Libya.
[00:47:48]  I mean, that's a proven fact.
[00:47:49]  I mean, you can YouTube up right now, Al-Qaeda, Libya, and you'll see Al-Qaeda flags in Libyan buildings, for Christ's sake.
[00:47:57]  I mean, this is not a joke.
[00:47:59]  Okay, so, okay, you back up al-Qaeda rebels in Libya to overthrow Muammar Gaddafi, which, by the way, Muamar Gaddafi was doing everything within his dictatorship power to show the international community that he was no longer a threat to the world.
[00:48:15]  He allowed the IAEA inspectors inside to inspect any potential nuclear sites.
[00:48:22]  He was trying to negotiate with the world to try to build better relations with his sketchy past.
[00:48:29]  And lo and behold, we've got Barack Obama and Joe Biden with their great foreign policy overthrowing this guy.
[00:48:36]  And now you've got freaking Al-Qaeda in Libya.
[00:48:40]  Meanwhile, there's almost over 9,000 deaths in Syria.
[00:48:44]  And for you folks that have been following me on Twitter, I tweeted a video that came out that shows Bashar al-Assad's army burying somebody.
[00:48:57]  Let me tell you the story and the premise around this person that was buried alive in this video.
[00:49:02]  I know it was very hard to watch, very hard to see.
[00:49:05]  But the reason Bashar al-Assad's army buried this kid alive was because he leaked footage of atrocities by Bashar al-Assad's army to the international media.
[00:49:17]  So as a consequence, he was buried alive.
[00:49:22]  And that's just one of over 9,000 people that have died in this country.
[00:49:27]  And yet, the United States, the United Nations, NATO, they've done absolutely nothing.
[00:49:33]  They've done nothing.
[00:49:35]  All right?
[00:49:36]  So, okay, I guess that's part of Biden's foreign policy, right?
[00:49:41]  You know, that's part of Biden's foreign policy.
[00:49:43]  When you've got a freaking tyrant killing his own people because he wants to sustain his own dictatorship, as opposed to a dictator trying to, you know, be as transparent as he possibly could in the international community, I guess you're just going to go ahead and back up al-Qaeda, right?
[00:49:58]  Let's talk a little bit about Egypt, right?
[00:50:01]  I mean, do we even need to talk about Egypt for Christ's sake?
[00:50:04]  Huh?
[00:50:05]  Do we even need to talk about Egypt?
[00:50:09]  I mean, Jesus Christ, man.
[00:50:13]  I mean, could somebody upgrade?
[00:50:20]  I mean, it pisses me off, man.
[00:50:24]  I mean, but this is the Joe Biden Obama foreign policy that he's talking about, right?
[00:50:29]  This is the great foreign policy.
[00:50:30]  Give me the mic.
[00:50:35]  This is the great Joe Biden foreign policy that he's talking about, right?
[00:50:39]  Just allowing a bunch of wild jihudis in Egypt with no intellectual foundation, with no type of idea or premise for revolution.
[00:50:47]  The only premise for revolution last year was a bunch of wild, sweaty jihudis to plunder and pillage and riot in their own country, reducing it into a rubble of crap.
[00:50:59]  Meanwhile, they're raping people, not to mention they're raping reporters trying to cover this event that the American media last year, when they were covering this Egyptian revolution, they were calling this some great leap for humanity of sorts, which I thought was a complete joke.
[00:51:18]  But no, this is a great foreign policy, right?
[00:51:21]  This is a great foreign policy of Barack Obama and Joe Biden that he's talking about, right?
[00:51:27]  Let's talk about Pakistan and Afghanistan.
[00:51:30]  All right, do we even need to go there?
[00:51:33]  I mean, you've got the connections of different factions of Islamic extremists now getting together as they're now known as the Al-Haqani Network.
[00:51:43]  The Al-Haqqani network is comprised of remnants of al-Qaeda, Taliban, and a variety of different other Islamic extremists within Pakistan-Afghanistan region.
[00:51:54]  And I don't know if you've noticed this, but within the past several weeks, they have been hitting up coalition forces in dramatic fashion.
[00:52:03]  In dramatic fashion.
[00:52:05]  And look, the al-Haqqani network is not only hitting us up in Afghanistan, and we're taking serious losses and collateral damage as it relates to our troops, but moreover, you've got the al-Haqqani network destabilizing Pakistan.
[00:52:21]  Pakistan has taken a whole bunch of car bombs.
[00:52:24]  Moreover, I believe, in my personal opinion, through my research, al-Haqani is actually directly connected with the Pakistani military.
[00:52:34]  All right?
[00:52:35]  Meanwhile, what are we doing?

=== War Debts and Predator Drones (04:14) ===

[00:52:36]  We're doing nothing about this.
[00:52:37]  We're just throwing predator drones and killing people.
[00:52:41]  And I don't even know if we're killing the right people.
[00:52:43]  But this is the Obama, Joe Biden foreign policy, right?
[00:52:48]  The Obama-Biden foreign policy.
[00:52:50]  Then we got Iran, for Christ's sake, making us look like a bunch of chumps.
[00:52:55]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:52:56]  I mean, oh, Jesus Christ.
[00:52:57]  I mean, they're hacking our predator drones out of the sky.
[00:53:01]  They're hacking our predator drones out of the sky, for Christ's sake.
[00:53:04]  They're threatening us.
[00:53:05]  They're thumbing their noses at us, for Christ's sake.
[00:53:08]  You know what I mean?
[00:53:09]  And they have absolute no freaking respect for America whatsoever.
[00:53:14]  But this is a foreign policy, right, that Barack Obama and Joe Biden are talking about, right?
[00:53:20]  You know, this is what I'm saying, man.
[00:53:21]  This is what I'm talking about.
[00:53:24]  I mean, can we continue to go on?
[00:53:26]  Iraq, huh?
[00:53:28]  The pulling out of Iraq.
[00:53:30]  I mean, can we get to that for Christ's sake?
[00:53:33]  I mean, not only did we leave Iraq in a complete and utter shell of itself, and not only is it an utter shell of itself, but it's a civil war, a trifecta civil war.
[00:53:44]  The Sunnis, the Shias, the Kurds, I mean, they're all bombing each other out there for Christ's sake because they all want tribal supremacy.
[00:53:52]  I mean, we left this country in complete and utter disarray for Christ's sake.
[00:53:57]  And not only did we leave this country in disarray, but we are on the path.
[00:54:01]  The American people are on the bill for, what is it, $4 trillion, $3.5 trillion spent?
[00:54:07]  Probably more than that, if truth be told.
[00:54:09]  But, you know, $3 to $4 trillion in debt relating to the Iraqi military operations.
[00:54:17]  $3 to $4 trillion accumulated and spent in debt relating to this Iraq war, for Christ's sake.
[00:54:25]  And what?
[00:54:25]  Because Barack Obama says, oh, look, we pulled out.
[00:54:28]  Yay, we're victorious.
[00:54:30]  What?
[00:54:30]  We're really victorious?
[00:54:31]  Who's going to pay for the debt for liberating these people?
[00:54:35]  What, the taxpayer?
[00:54:38]  I mean, who's going to pay for this crap?
[00:54:41]  I mean, I don't understand.
[00:54:43]  I mean, this is basic economics, basic political science.
[00:54:47]  I mean, this is basic stuff, man.
[00:54:49]  I mean, why this Iraqi government that we put into power, all right, that we put into power, why aren't they paying us back, all right?
[00:55:00]  I mean, three to four trillion with a T trillion dollars, why aren't they paying us back, you know, all the debts that we've incurred liberating these people?
[00:55:08]  They have a surplus, folks.
[00:55:10]  They don't have debts.
[00:55:12]  When the United States overtook the country, we made sure that the international community forgave the debts of Iraq.
[00:55:19]  I'm not joking.
[00:55:20]  You can look that crap up.
[00:55:23]  So they have no debt.
[00:55:24]  And on the contrary, they're taking all the oil that they have in their oil deposits beneath their country, which they are the second largest oil deposit in the world.
[00:55:34]  They're taking that oil and selling it on the world market.
[00:55:37]  And they're getting rich off it.
[00:55:39]  They got trillions in surpluses right now.
[00:55:42]  I'm not joking.
[00:55:43]  I mean, the Iraqi government is so filthy rich.
[00:55:46]  The problem is they have a bad security situation.
[00:55:49]  They've got, you know, tribal factions that just won't let old shit go with all due respect.
[00:55:54]  Excuse my French.
[00:55:55]  But, of course, this is the Obama and Biden foreign policy.
[00:55:59]  We're just going to go ahead and pull out of Iraq, claim that we're victorious, claim that we're peacekeepers, claim that we're peaceful people, and claim that we're peacetime presidents or whatever the case might be.
[00:56:09]  And meanwhile, we're going to go out and we're going to basically, I don't know, I mean, just leave Iraq as it is?
[00:56:19]  I mean, we're going to be on hook $4 trillion.
[00:56:23]  I mean, not to mention all the military folks that went out there and fought to whatever the whatever the freaking military objective was in Iraq.
[00:56:32]  They were out there doing a job.
[00:56:34]  They got maimed.
[00:56:35]  They got amputated.
[00:56:37]  They got killed for Christ's sake.
[00:56:38]  What about these people?
[00:56:40]  I mean, what was their sacrifice for?
[00:56:43]  Huh?
[00:56:45]  So we can tuck tail and just get out?
[00:56:49]  Jesus Christ.

=== The Cost of Military Sacrifices (13:05) ===

[00:56:50]  I mean, what a joke.
[00:56:51]  You know what I mean?
[00:56:53]  You know what I mean?
[00:56:54]  What a freaking joke.
[00:56:57]  Oh, my God.
[00:57:00]  Anyway, I want to hear from you.
[00:57:01]  All right.
[00:57:02]  646-652-4869 is the number to call here.
[00:57:06]  Once again, we're talking about Mitt Romney versus Barack Obama.
[00:57:10]  We're talking about how Joe Biden is calling out Mitt Romney on a lack of foreign policy, even though this administration's foreign policy has thrown America back about 100 years in credibility as far as I'm concerned.
[00:57:23]  I mean, I remember when America was respected in the international community.
[00:57:27]  You know what I mean?
[00:57:28]  When America wasn't looked upon as some kind of a second-rate power.
[00:57:32]  We are a second-rate power at this point.
[00:57:34]  Nobody's taking us seriously.
[00:57:36]  Iran is thumbing their noses at us.
[00:57:38]  Some primitive crap hole like North Korea is trying to threaten us with prop missiles.
[00:57:43]  I mean, nobody's respecting us whatsoever.
[00:57:46]  It's a disgrace is what's happened.
[00:57:48]  And you want to stand by this foreign policy there, Joe Biden?
[00:57:52]  Jesus Christ, what a joke.
[00:57:54]  646-652-4869.
[00:57:57]  What do you got to say about this stuff?
[00:57:58]  908, you're on the horn.
[00:58:01]  There you go.
[00:58:03]  Am I live?
[00:58:04]  Yeah, you're live.
[00:58:05]  What's up, man?
[00:58:06]  All right.
[00:58:06]  I just called to tell you that because of your influence, your wife and son will pay with their lives.
[00:58:11]  I'm in Austin, Texas right now, and I'm monitoring you until you get in contact with them.
[00:58:16]  And when they're loaned, I will.
[00:58:18]  Shut up.
[00:58:19]  All right.
[00:58:19]  Shut up.
[00:58:20]  I mean, I don't know what kind of a troll that was, for Christ's sake, but if you're trying to threaten me as if you're monitoring me and you're following me, you've got to sound a little bit more scarier than that.
[00:58:30]  All right?
[00:58:31]  I mean, serious, you got to sound a little bit more convincing than that, for Christ's sake.
[00:58:35]  I mean, seriously, you sound like some third-rate fruit that's probably following me to take pictures of my leftover stools at public bathrooms or some shit.
[00:58:43]  You're a sick, twisted prick.
[00:58:45]  Sit there and shut up.
[00:58:47]  No fatherly influence in that father, in that freaking kid's life.
[00:58:50]  I'll tell you that right goddamn now.
[00:58:53]  858, what's going on?
[00:58:55]  Hey, fuck you, you liberal fucking pussy.
[00:58:57]  Fuck you.
[00:59:00]  And you're saying this from an over-feminized voice, for Christ's sake?
[00:59:04]  Hey, bitch, I'll fuck you up.
[00:59:05]  Let's go to 6th Street right now.
[00:59:07]  I'll fuck you up.
[00:59:07]  You're too fucking pussy to meet me anything in fucking 6th Street, huh?
[00:59:11]  Why are you stumbling and mumbling, you little stuttering prick, huh?
[00:59:14]  Hey, you got your stupid fucking whole ass stumbling and mumbling.
[00:59:17]  I'm going to kick your fucking ass, bitch.
[00:59:19]  You fucking suck dick.
[00:59:21]  You fucking suck dick.
[00:59:24]  Are you serious?
[00:59:24]  You're actually calling somebody sucking the orifice or sucking the pole off of another man sounding like that.
[00:59:33]  I mean, literally, you sound like you're popped out of the anal passage of Richard Simmons, and you're talking trash.
[00:59:38]  I know what your son does in the morning.
[00:59:40]  I know what your son does in the morning.
[00:59:41]  He goes to fucking glory holes and sucks fucking cum from fucking cops, motherfucker.
[00:59:47]  Really?
[00:59:47]  What do I give your number out?
[00:59:49]  How about that?
[00:59:49]  Hey, Pussy, Pussy, Pussy, Pussy, you want to fight me.
[00:59:52]  You fucking bitch.
[00:59:53]  You fucking bitch.
[00:59:53]  Come on, fight me, bitch.
[00:59:55]  Come on.
[00:59:55]  Come on.
[00:59:57]  You want to fight?
[00:59:58]  Yeah.
[01:00:00]  I don't believe you.
[01:00:01]  I don't think that you're serious about fighting me, but convince me.
[01:00:04]  Don't convince me.
[01:00:05]  Don't fucking do it.
[01:00:06]  Convince me.
[01:00:07]  You beat the crap up.
[01:00:08]  Convince me you want to fight me.
[01:00:09]  You picked up crappy.
[01:00:11]  I bet you suck your son's dead.
[01:00:13]  I bet you suck your son's dead.
[01:00:16]  I'm giving out your number, all right?
[01:00:18]  Oh, pussy.
[01:00:19]  Yeah, of course.
[01:00:20]  All right.
[01:00:21]  858-357-1235.
[01:00:24]  All right?
[01:00:24]  Fight me.
[01:00:25]  Too pussy to fight me.
[01:00:27]  You fucking pussy.
[01:00:29]  Somebody help this guy, please.
[01:00:31]  He's obviously having an episode or he's having some sort of an epileptic seizure or some sort.
[01:00:36]  Somebody help this guy, all right?
[01:00:38]  Hey, hey, you're too pussy to fight me.
[01:00:41]  You're scared.
[01:00:41]  I can tell.
[01:00:42]  You're a little scared there, huh?
[01:00:45]  Woo!
[01:00:47]  Does everybody hear this?
[01:00:49]  This is America here.
[01:00:51]  This is what I'm talking about.
[01:00:52]  This is the kind of ignorance that we're dealing with, for Christ's sake.
[01:00:55]  Do you hear this idiot?
[01:00:56]  He actually thinks he won a prize or something.
[01:00:58]  Do you hear him?
[01:00:59]  Do you hear him?
[01:01:00]  Woo!
[01:01:01]  I mean, are you kidding me?
[01:01:04]  What are you winning, 858?
[01:01:07]  Nothing.
[01:01:08]  I'm just saying that I just made you look like a person.
[01:01:11]  Just shut up, you stupid fruit.
[01:01:13]  All right, somebody help this kid.
[01:01:15]  All right?
[01:01:16]  Somebody, you know, throw the freaking help him.
[01:01:20]  You heard him.
[01:01:21]  He's a little nuts.
[01:01:22]  All right?
[01:01:22]  858-357.
[01:01:24]  You know the rest.
[01:01:25]  All right, get him off, for Christ's sake.
[01:01:27]  Jesus Christ.
[01:01:30]  We're supposed to be talking about Mitt Romney versus Magic Underpants, and here I am getting screamed at by over-feminized psychotic fruits.
[01:01:38]  Anyway, we are now into the second hour of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
[01:01:43]  And of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
[01:01:49]  And once again, folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
[01:01:52]  Before we get into anything else, I'd like for everybody to please retweet the broadcast.
[01:01:57]  All right, go to the social networks, go to the forums, go to the blogs, and spread it around like wildfire and let everybody know that True Capitalist Radio is in effect and in the house.
[01:02:08]  And we got all kinds of buttons underneath the player right there for all you fat, lazy ass that are too lazy to open up another freaking browser window.
[01:02:18]  We got all kinds of buttons for you, pricks.
[01:02:20]  So use and abuse those freaking buttons, all right?
[01:02:23]  It's just a freaking click, for Christ's sake.
[01:02:27]  Anyway, let me get back to the calls here because, I mean, you know, this is presidential election 2012.
[01:02:32]  I think that we need to be discussing these things.
[01:02:34]  We need to be discussing the issues here.
[01:02:36]  All right?
[01:02:37]  We need to be discussing the facts.
[01:02:39]  I know the facts.
[01:02:40]  You people think you know the facts.
[01:02:42]  I know the facts.
[01:02:43]  All right?
[01:02:45]  Anyway, area code 614, you're on the horn.
[01:02:50]  Ghosts, I'm making an Arizona shoot in honor of Trayvon Martin.
[01:02:54]  On that note, let's have a three-way with Reverend Jackson to alleviate racial tension to be totally legit.
[01:03:01]  Oh, my.
[01:03:02]  Yeah, Jesus Christ, with Tub Guy, for Christ's sake, I thought you were screening these callers, engineer.
[01:03:13]  I mean, screen these callers, for Christ's sake.
[01:03:17]  Jesus Christ, what a sick bastard, man.
[01:03:23]  We're supposed to be talking about magic underpants versus long-legged Mac Daddy up in here, and you just, oh, my God.
[01:03:31]  Here we go.
[01:03:32]  Let's keep going.
[01:03:33]  Area code 404, you're on the horn.
[01:03:36]  What's that me?
[01:03:37]  Yeah.
[01:03:38]  I'm just hoping that we can all bow our heads and submit our will to the Lord Satan in hopes that he protect us with his big black cock.
[01:03:46]  Oh, Jesus.
[01:03:48]  Satan's a black man now?
[01:03:50]  Yeah.
[01:03:51]  What else?
[01:03:53]  What else could he be?
[01:03:54]  What the hell is that supposed to mean?
[01:03:56]  He could only be a black guy.
[01:03:58]  I mean, have you seen black people?
[01:04:00]  They shoot and they steal, you know, and they kill people.
[01:04:03]  They're terrible.
[01:04:04]  Get this racist.
[01:04:06]  Get him off, for Christ's sake.
[01:04:08]  Jesus Christ.
[01:04:09]  I mean, what am I getting trolled by the Ku Klux Klan all of a sudden?
[01:04:12]  Is this it?
[01:04:14]  Jesus Christ, man.
[01:04:17]  We're supposed to be talking about Mitt Romney versus Barack Obama, magic underpants versus long-legged Mac Daddy, and this is the kind of crap we're getting.
[01:04:26]  Jesus Christ.
[01:04:27]  Let's take a Skype caller.
[01:04:29]  Vermin Supreme.
[01:04:30]  You're on the horn.
[01:04:36]  Yeah, you're taking a hit off a bong or something, for Christ's sake.
[01:04:39]  973, you're on the horn.
[01:04:41]  Don't talk to me.
[01:04:42]  Just don't talk to me.
[01:04:43]  Don't sleep until I have my coffee.
[01:04:44]  Don't talk to me.
[01:04:45]  Just don't talk to me.
[01:04:46]  Shut up, you stupid asshole.
[01:04:48]  423, what's up?
[01:04:50]  You're on the horn.
[01:04:52]  I got my hoodie naught.
[01:04:53]  I got my woody non.
[01:04:55]  I got my hoodie gone.
[01:04:56]  My hoodie got my hoodie non.
[01:04:59]  I got my booty on.
[01:05:01]  Christ.
[01:05:01]  Yeah, real funny with that stupid remix, for Christ's sake.
[01:05:04]  That stupid Trayvon Martin hoodie remix, for Christ's sake, God.
[01:05:10]  Damn it!
[01:05:15]  God, damn it, man.
[01:05:17]  Every day, every day, every goddamn thing I come up here and try to do a broadcast.
[01:05:23]  And I try to convey serious issues and serious business.
[01:05:29]  But instead, this is the kind of crap that I get.
[01:05:33]  Freaking ridicule, freaking remixes, freaking splices, disrespect, besmirching, cyber hooligans, cyber vermin.
[01:05:48]  This is a serious show for God.
[01:05:49]  Get in the back.
[01:05:53]  Assholes, this is a serious show for Christ's sake.
[01:05:55]  You understand that?
[01:05:56]  We talk about serious issues, and you people aren't taking this serious, and I don't appreciate it.
[01:06:05]  Stupid sons of bitches.
[01:06:06]  I'm telling you, look at him.
[01:06:08]  Look at these people.
[01:06:09]  They're laughing on the freaking laughing.
[01:06:11]  They're laughing on Twitter.
[01:06:13]  They're laughing for Christ's sake.
[01:06:19]  Damn it.
[01:06:22]  They're laughing for Christ's sake.
[01:06:27]  Stupid assholes.
[01:06:32]  You're lucky I'm even here doing a broadcast for Christ's sake.
[01:06:39]  And you're laughing.
[01:06:40]  Look at him.
[01:07:16]  Jesus Christ.
[01:07:19]  You sorry sacks of crap, man.
[01:07:22]  God damn all of you.
[01:07:23]  God damn all of you.
[01:07:31]  God damn it.
[01:07:31]  Give me the mic.
[01:07:32]  Give me the goddamn goddamn.
[01:07:39]  Do you understand that?
[01:07:42]  I'm not going to take this crap.
[01:07:43]  I'm telling you this right now.
[01:07:48]  I'm not going to take this.
[01:07:49]  I will end this show, you sorry sacks of crap.
[01:07:51]  I will end this show.
[01:07:55]  I don't need to be here.
[01:08:07]  Kick it through your thick-ass, stupid, numbskull stand, for Christ's sake.
[01:08:21]  Because these people are pissing me off.
[01:08:23]  I'm going to move on to another subject matter because you idiots don't care about who's going to be president in 2012.
[01:08:29]  So I'm going to move on.
[01:08:33]  Maybe you guys will be a little bit, maybe you'll be a little bit more interested with the Secret Service prostitution scandal, huh?
[01:08:40]  Oh, yeah, I bet your little wet willies popped on that one, didn't it?
[01:08:43]  Do you stupid Skakosaurus want to be having fruit bowls?
[01:08:48]  Anyway, let's talk about that damn sh- stuff.
[01:08:50]  Excuse me, I almost cursed there.
[01:08:52]  I'm cursing because of you people, because you're pissing me off out here.
[01:08:56]  I mean, I deserve more respect.
[01:09:06]  I'm getting a beer here.
[01:09:09]  I'm going to drink the rest of this beer and open it up another beer.
[01:09:11]  I'm just going to start chugging beers, all right?
[01:09:13]  I mean, because you people ain't going to bring no goddamn joy into this next couple of hours for Christ's sake.
[01:09:18]  I'm chugging beers.
[01:09:19]  That's what I'm going to freaking do.
[01:09:20]  talking beers.
[01:09:33]  Yeah.
[01:09:34]  All right, that makes me feel a whole lot better, given the fact that I'm being, you know, berated by a bunch of internet freaking cyber vermin out here.
[01:09:44]  Give me another drink.
[01:09:45]  Give me another beer.
[01:09:47]  More beer.
[01:09:50]  All right, we got it here.
[01:09:51]  We got it.
[01:09:51]  All right.
[01:09:52]  Let me open up this beer here, folks.

=== Secret Service Corruption Scandal (15:47) ===

[01:09:56]  God damn it.
[01:09:58]  Oh, yeah.
[01:10:02]  Woo!
[01:10:03]  Oh, yeah.
[01:10:05]  I'm just going to chug beers here, you know, because of you people.
[01:10:08]  I mean, you people are making me do this.
[01:10:10]  It's you people.
[01:10:15]  Anyway, let's talk a little bit about the freaking Secret Service for a little bit, all right?
[01:10:21]  Anyway, the Secret Service investigation has widened, no pun intended, to El Salvador!
[01:10:29]  El Salvador!
[01:10:31]  That's right, folks.
[01:10:32]  According to investigative reports conducted by certain committees that are within the Congress, they have uncovered that these little soires that the Secret Service had there in Colombia was not exclusive to Colombia.
[01:10:50]  As a matter of fact, they have evidence that they conducted the same types of prostitution-linked booze-ridden parties before Obama's trip in El Salvador, which kind of underscores the fact that this is the way these bureaucrats are.
[01:11:12]  I mean, this is bureaucracy.
[01:11:13]  And not to mention that we've got over 10 Secret Service members that have been fired or been laid off or resigned for Christ's sake.
[01:11:20]  I mean, who's going to be left to protect the president?
[01:11:24]  I mean, has anybody ever thought about this for Christ's sake?
[01:11:27]  I mean, what, you're going to replace these people?
[01:11:29]  I just, I don't get it, man.
[01:11:31]  You know, I don't get it.
[01:11:33]  You're supposed to, I mean, who's going to protect the president now?
[01:11:37]  Look, I'm not saying that these guys shouldn't have got fired.
[01:11:40]  I think that they should have gotten fired.
[01:11:42]  But even more so, somebody should have been looking after these whipper snappers, all right?
[01:11:48]  I mean, they're going out here patronizing all kinds of freaking South American hookers.
[01:11:53]  And look, I'm telling you this right now: the report came out that some of these hookers were not over the age of 18, baby.
[01:12:01]  All right, I'm serious.
[01:12:02]  They were not over the age of 18 for Christ's sake.
[01:12:05]  Uh-oh.
[01:12:07]  Uh-oh.
[01:12:08]  How come we haven't heard that in the media amplified?
[01:12:11]  Can you explain that one to me?
[01:12:14]  Seriously, how come we haven't heard that one in the media amplified?
[01:12:17]  that these damn South American hookers, that these damn freaking Secret Service members were patronizing out here, weren't necessarily of age.
[01:12:27]  And I'm sure once it starts getting out and more public that, you know, these Secret Service members were not only philandering around with hookers, but underage hookers, they're going to use the proverbial bureaucratic excuse of, Oh, well, the country of origin, it's actually legal.
[01:12:46]  So, you know, it's out of the United States jurisdiction, so the Secret Service agents can't be prosecuted for statutory rape when they conducted their selective philanderous sexual liaisons in another country.
[01:13:02]  I'm telling you, they're going to fall back on that.
[01:13:05]  You know it, and I know it.
[01:13:08]  Anyway, I want to hear from you.
[01:13:09]  What do you think about this?
[01:13:10]  This Secret Service prostitution scandal widens.
[01:13:15]  All right?
[01:13:16]  They were out there patronizing prostitutes in El Salvador.
[01:13:23]  So I want to hear from you.
[01:13:24]  646-652-4869.
[01:13:27]  Let's take some more callers here.
[01:13:28]  We've got, who is this?
[01:13:30]  949.
[01:13:31]  What's going on?
[01:13:36]  You're taking too long.
[01:13:36]  209, you're on the horn.
[01:13:40]  Huh?
[01:13:41]  Yeah.
[01:13:45]  Jesus Christ, you stupid deaf mute.
[01:13:47]  706, what's up?
[01:13:49]  Hey, am I on?
[01:13:51]  Yeah, you're on.
[01:13:52]  How are you doing?
[01:13:52]  Hey, ghost, it's Randall.
[01:13:53]  I'm great.
[01:13:54]  How are you doing?
[01:13:55]  I'm not too bad, man.
[01:13:56]  Just, you know, a little jaded by, you know, all the damn ass clowns that are trying to, you know, besmirch my show and not very happy with the international relations, but other than that, I already.
[01:14:06]  I hear you, man.
[01:14:06]  I hear you.
[01:14:07]  Hey, did that kid that called up earlier?
[01:14:09]  I don't understand why his unions are so rustful right now, but good Lord, you need to calm down.
[01:14:13]  Don't talk to my man ghost about it like that.
[01:14:15]  That's damn wrong.
[01:14:16]  Anyways, I'm going to talk to you about this Colombian scandal.
[01:14:19]  Is that cool?
[01:14:20]  Go ahead.
[01:14:21]  Yeah, okay.
[01:14:21]  So, anyways, it's wrong.
[01:14:24]  I mean, the only thing I got against these Colombians is my shotgun.
[01:14:28]  But, anyways, like, the thing is, the secret service.
[01:14:31]  Sit there.
[01:14:31]  Shut up, you stupid cheese whiz guzzling hicks.
[01:14:34]  Shut up!
[01:14:35]  You stupid racist.
[01:14:38]  You're going to sit over there.
[01:14:38]  What the hell is that supposed to mean?
[01:14:39]  I don't bring a lock of barrier or Colombians with my shotgun, but Andrew, shut up.
[01:14:45]  All right, you need to make you pay a compliment to Colombians for Christ's sake.
[01:14:49]  You don't besmirch Colombians in that fashion.
[01:14:51]  They happen to have a lot of good qualities, all right?
[01:14:55]  All right?
[01:14:56]  I mean, you know, I've never met anyone that could swallow heroin like a Colombian.
[01:15:04]  All right?
[01:15:04]  I'm just, anyway, let me look.
[01:15:06]  Look, this kid.
[01:15:07]  We're not talking about that right now.
[01:15:09]  We're talking about the Secret Service investigation widening to El Salvador.
[01:15:14]  And I want to hear what you got to say about it.
[01:15:16]  570, what's up?
[01:15:18]  You're on the horn.
[01:15:19]  And so, my fellow Americans, ask not what your country can do for you.
[01:15:27]  Ask what you can do for your country.
[01:15:31]  Well, that's a famous little quote by JFK.
[01:15:33]  Unfortunately, we all know what happened to him.
[01:15:38]  It's unfortunate.
[01:15:39]  318, what's up?
[01:15:46]  All right.
[01:15:47]  How about 602?
[01:15:48]  You're on the horn.
[01:15:52]  Jesus Christ.
[01:15:53]  352, you're on the horn.
[01:15:56]  Hello?
[01:15:57]  Yeah.
[01:16:00]  Hi.
[01:16:02]  What's going on?
[01:16:03]  How old are you?
[01:16:05]  I'm 13.
[01:16:07]  Don't lie.
[01:16:08]  You're 8 years old.
[01:16:08]  Don't tell me you're 13.
[01:16:09]  13-year-olds sound a little older than that, so.
[01:16:11]  Liar!
[01:16:12]  I'm a 13-year-old.
[01:16:14]  No, you're not.
[01:16:15]  You're 8 years old, for Christ's sake.
[01:16:17]  Where are your parents?
[01:16:17]  I'm not 8 years old.
[01:16:19]  Where are your parents?
[01:16:23]  You're 8 years old, kid.
[01:16:24]  What are you talking about?
[01:16:25]  I can hear it in your voice.
[01:16:27]  Where are the parents?
[01:16:27]  Just because I have a cutie voice doesn't mean I'm eight.
[01:16:32]  Oh, my God.
[01:16:33]  Come on.
[01:16:34]  Are you kidding me?
[01:16:36]  No.
[01:16:37]  Get him off.
[01:16:38]  Get this kid off.
[01:16:39]  Get him off for Christ's sake.
[01:16:40]  Are you hearing this?
[01:16:42]  Are you all hearing this for Christ's sake?
[01:16:44]  I mean, where are the parents?
[01:16:47]  Where are the parents, for Christ's sake?
[01:16:49]  Good God.
[01:16:51]  Oh, Jesus.
[01:16:53]  We're supposed to be talking about the Secret Service investigations widening, no pun intended, to El Salvador.
[01:17:02]  Apparently, the Secret Service agents did this same philandering pre-teenage hooker liaison in El Salvador before the president's trip there, for Christ's sake.
[01:17:13]  So this is just a common thing amongst the Secret Service to have drunkard soires with pre-teenage prostitutes.
[01:17:24]  This is just an unwritten rule for the Secret Service, I'm assuming here.
[01:17:29]  Anyway, 607, what do you got to say about it?
[01:17:33]  Is that me?
[01:17:35]  Yeah.
[01:17:36]  Oh, for the prostitute thing, I would say that's pretty fucked up.
[01:17:41]  And for you being all angry, I think you need a little smile, smile, smile.
[01:17:45]  Are you kidding me?
[01:17:47]  What kind of a fruit bowl little suggestion was that?
[01:17:50]  I bet you're the kind of guy that says you got the bad case of the Mondays.
[01:17:54]  You're one of those guys, right?
[01:17:58]  Wait, me?
[01:17:59]  Yeah, you.
[01:18:00]  Oh, I'm just trying to cheer you up, buddy.
[01:18:03]  Ah, Jesus Christ.
[01:18:05]  What is this?
[01:18:06]  Huh?
[01:18:07]  I mean, what are we fruiting up here?
[01:18:09]  What do we want?
[01:18:09]  Mr. Optimist to come back here.
[01:18:11]  Let's bring back Mr. Optimism.
[01:18:13]  How about that?
[01:18:14]  We'll bring back Mr. God.
[01:18:15]  Hi, guys.
[01:18:16]  I'm back.
[01:18:17]  I'm Mr. Optimism.
[01:18:19]  And we're going to spend the next couple of minutes viewing everything from an optimistic perspective.
[01:18:25]  And that optimistic perspective actually brings out the best energetic response from the body, mind, and soul.
[01:18:33]  And we were talking a little bit about the Secret Service prostitution scandal as it widens to El Salvador.
[01:18:42]  But there's something that can be brought about in a positive light.
[01:18:46]  At least we understand now that this type of activity is not only susceptible to the average everyday layman in everyday society, but to members of authority that we trust.
[01:19:00]  And the greater that we expose this type of corruption, the better off we're going to be as a people.
[01:19:09]  It's a very optimistic thing that just took place.
[01:19:12]  I know people are harping on the negative, and they're out there emphasizing the bad things as it relates to this particular incident, but I think there's a lot of positivity coming out here, a lot of positivity.
[01:19:25]  Anyway, I want to hear from you guys, 646-652-4869.
[01:19:32]  And I want to talk to you guys about this, okay?
[01:19:35]  I'm Mr. Optimism, and we're going to be optimistic for a little bit.
[01:19:40]  Okay?
[01:19:40]  708. Calling for president.
[01:19:45]  Whoa!
[01:19:48]  Oh, that's obviously a young little male there that is obviously not being taken care of by their parents.
[01:19:54]  But you know what?
[01:19:55]  There's something positive related to that particular little prank call.
[01:19:58]  At least that young gentleman is not out there during the peak hours of juvenile delinquency, which happened to coincide with the hours of this show.
[01:20:07]  And as opposed to that juvenile actually partaking in delinquency out in everyday society, he's listening into the program.
[01:20:15]  And as long as they're listening into this program and not going out there and conducting themselves on a delinquent fashion, that's the positivity in that particular prank hall.
[01:20:25]  That's the positivity that this program inspires.
[01:20:30]  Anyway, let's continue going, shall we?
[01:20:33]  865.
[01:20:35]  Hello, ghosts.
[01:20:36]  I was calling about the scandal and the things that I'm reading on my newsfeed is that it's not over, that it's happening.
[01:20:45]  And it's happened a lot more than just the last one of the previous ones that they're investigating.
[01:20:52]  So don't be surprised if a lot more comes out.
[01:20:56]  How are you doing, Mr. Kins?
[01:20:58]  Is this Misty Kins, Ghosties Girls?
[01:21:01]  Yes, it is.
[01:21:02]  How are you doing?
[01:21:03]  I mean, it's good to hear from you, and I really appreciate the news that you give out on your Twitter feed.
[01:21:09]  And, you know, it doesn't surprise me that this level of corruption has continuity.
[01:21:14]  It's not isolated to El Salvador or Colombia.
[01:21:18]  But once again, I mean, there's a positive spin we can throw on this.
[01:21:22]  I mean, at least we are exposing the corruption within authority figures that we're supposed to trust.
[01:21:27]  I mean, don't you agree?
[01:21:29]  Yes, I agree.
[01:21:30]  And I can't talk to you when you do that, boy, because I want to giggle.
[01:21:35]  Oh, I'm sorry.
[01:21:36]  Well, I'll go ahead and just put you on hold there, Ghosties Girls.
[01:21:39]  But I appreciate you calling.
[01:21:41]  And, you know, I wouldn't be surprised if the Secret Service prostitution hooker scandal widens so wide that we, you know, see the ugliness inside, if you will.
[01:21:53]  Anyway, let's move on, shall we?
[01:21:55]  I want to talk a little bit about another subject matter.
[01:21:57]  And I want to talk a little bit about the White House's claims that it is going to veto something coming around the pipe called CISPA.
[01:22:07]  And for you folks that are unfamiliar with what the hell CISPA is, it's called the Cyber Intelligent Sharing and Protecting Act.
[01:22:16]  Now, what this entails is it's going to absolve any kind of legal liability from Internet service providers from obtaining information for the government.
[01:22:28]  And in this bill, or basically, not only it absolves these particular Internet service providers, not just Internet service providers as it relates to Internet connectivity, but also as it relates to Facebooks and other social networks in which they collect a lot of demographic and psychographic information upon people.
[01:22:51]  Well, this is basically going to absolve them from any kind of legal ramifications relating to the bequeathing of this information to the government.
[01:23:01]  Basically, the government can have these corporations supplying them information at their discretion, and they are completely absolved of any kind of litigation relating to this leaked information to the government.
[01:23:16]  That's the basis of CISPA.
[01:23:19]  And I'd like to talk to you about that.
[01:23:21]  What exactly do you all think about CISPA?
[01:23:24]  Do you think it's a good thing?
[01:23:25]  Do you think it's a bad thing?
[01:23:27]  Let's talk about it.
[01:23:28]  I'm Mr. Optimism.
[01:23:30]  732, what do you think?
[01:23:33]  Oh, hey, can I go back to the election?
[01:23:35]  I'm going to be voting for Obama.
[01:23:38]  Okay, why are you going to be voting for Obama?
[01:23:40]  You know, he got us out of Iraq, and I think we can really leave with our heads held high.
[01:23:47]  I mean, how exactly is that?
[01:23:49]  You know, we did incur a tremendous debt.
[01:23:52]  Moreover, we've left the country of Iraq in complete disarray.
[01:23:56]  And moreover, I don't think that we're any safer by leaving Iraq in general.
[01:24:01]  Well, I think it would be a bad idea to go back.
[01:24:05]  Well, that's a great response.
[01:24:07]  I mean, that's obviously one of these juvenile delinquents that obviously there's no parental guidance in that particular household at this given time, and is obviously a prank haul because there was no substance backing up that particular subject matter.
[01:24:21]  But come back to me when you finally read up and educate yourself and actually have some substance to put on the debating table here, okay, guy?
[01:24:29]  How about 423?
[01:24:32]  Yeah, I don't like the CISPA idea.
[01:24:34]  I think it's really horrible that the way they're coming out with these new bills constantly and constantly and constantly.
[01:24:39]  It's ridiculous.
[01:24:40]  I mean, how much more are they going to make?
[01:24:43]  Well, I mean, unfortunately, because of Lamar Smith and his gracious endeavor of attempting to facilitate the passing of SOPA, he's unearthed a genie and let a genie out of the bottle that's just not going to stop until there's actual legislation on the Internet.
[01:24:58]  Oh, God.
[01:24:59]  What happened to that whole ACTA situation?
[01:25:01]  Wasn't that like not too long ago, like a couple of months ago?
[01:25:04]  Well, absolutely.
[01:25:05]  As a matter of fact, they were about to ratify it in Europe until Europe rose up and finally had enough opposition to reject it.
[01:25:12]  I believe the EU rejected it here recently.
[01:25:15]  Oh, really?
[01:25:16]  They actually rejected it up in Europe?
[01:25:18]  I believe so, yes.
[01:25:20]  That's interesting.
[01:25:22]  But I think it's just crazy that they keep coming up with these new bills constantly and constantly.
[01:25:26]  I mean, first we had to deal with, well, who was it?
[01:25:29]  SOPA, then PIPA, then ACTA, now CISPA.
[01:25:33]  It's ridiculous.
[01:25:34]  Yeah, and the CISPA thing is really, really concerning because it absolves any kind of responsibility, legal responsibility, relating to leaking information.

=== Understanding the CISPA Bill (14:01) ===

[01:25:44]  And let me tell you, these corporations aren't just giving the information to the government.
[01:25:49]  These corporations will be selling the information to the government.
[01:25:54]  I mean, keep that in mind.
[01:25:55]  This is not some collusion of some sort of patriotic venture.
[01:26:03]  The government, upon request of certain information relating to an Internet service provider's users or a website's users, if they request that information, that information is actually going to be bought by the government.
[01:26:19]  And this is why you have all these internet companies and all these internet service providers not being vocal against this particular CISPA bill as they were with SOPA.
[01:26:31]  Because they stand to gain a tremendous amount of power and stand to gain a tremendous amount of revenue relating to this particular bill here.
[01:26:41]  Now, of course, the White House is claiming that they are going to veto CISPA.
[01:26:46]  But that's what they said about the NDAA, the National Defense Authorization Act.
[01:26:53]  And look what happened there.
[01:26:54]  They didn't veto NDAA.
[01:26:56]  On the contrary, they signed it into law.
[01:26:59]  So I don't think that one could actually believe the White House when they suggest that they are going to veto CISPA.
[01:27:08]  Anyway, I can't talk like that anymore.
[01:27:10]  Look, that's enough, all right, because this CISPA thing is pissing me off.
[01:27:14]  They're not going to veto CISPA.
[01:27:16]  Goddamn, Barack Obama's not going to veto it.
[01:27:19]  The Internet is going to be regulated.
[01:27:21]  The Internet service providers are going to be giving freaking information to the freaking government for Christ's sake, and they're going to be profiting from it.
[01:27:28]  They're going to be profiting from it.
[01:27:31]  Jesus Christ.
[01:27:35]  They're actually profiting from it.
[01:27:38]  So this is why you have Google and the Facebooks and ATT and anybody who stands to gain from this is keeping quiet.
[01:27:48]  All right?
[01:27:50]  Anybody, I mean, seriously, they're keeping quiet about this for Christ's sake.
[01:27:54]  And the reason is because they stand to gain tremendous amounts of power with CISPA.
[01:27:59]  Tremendous amounts of power.
[01:28:02]  I mean, it's bad enough that they collect all this information on us on the internet.
[01:28:06]  And I'm not just talking about internet service providers.
[01:28:08]  I'm also talking about goddamn Facebooks and social networks and any other websites that you happen to use and give information to.
[01:28:17]  I mean, these people are planning cookies on your freaking computers.
[01:28:21]  They're tracking everything you do.
[01:28:24]  They're collecting so much demographic and psychographic information.
[01:28:28]  It's sick.
[01:28:30]  But with this CISPA bill, it actually absolves them of any kind of liability as it relates to this data.
[01:28:36]  Now, what does that mean?
[01:28:38]  That means if you had another Sony situation in which last year we saw Sony get hacked, it wasn't over a million people's credit card information was basically in hackers' hands for Christ's sake.
[01:28:50]  Well, under the CISPA law, if that happened, you wouldn't be able to sue Sony because they compromised your personal information.
[01:29:01]  I'm not joking.
[01:29:03]  This is what this is all about, man.
[01:29:06]  I mean, it is giving the authority of massive power to these internet companies, to these internet service providers, and they're actually playing the Gestapo role if they have this bill passed.
[01:29:21]  It must be struck down.
[01:29:23]  It cannot be passed.
[01:29:24]  Everybody should be very aware what the hell CISPA is and how it relates to what the hell is going to happen to our Internet.
[01:29:31]  All right?
[01:29:33]  I mean, can you believe this crap?
[01:29:34]  That Internet service providers and Internet companies can actually sell your information to the government, man, upon request?
[01:29:41]  Because once again, the government is not going to just, you know, say, hey, you've got to give us the information.
[01:29:46]  No, the government is going to pay for the information.
[01:29:51]  That's right.
[01:29:54]  So this is what this comes down to.
[01:29:56]  This is what this CISPA is about.
[01:29:57]  I can't be optimistic.
[01:29:58]  I can't even play optimistic as it relates to this crap.
[01:30:02]  We need to start taking this serious.
[01:30:04]  But once again, the White House is claiming that it's going to veto CISPA, which, of course, for you folks that don't know, it's called the Cyber Intelligence Sharing and Protection Act.
[01:30:15]  What a joke.
[01:30:17]  646-652-4869.
[01:30:20]  What do you think about CISPA?
[01:30:21]  Area code 209?
[01:30:22]  What's up?
[01:30:24]  I like CISPA.
[01:30:25]  It protects me from people like you and stuff.
[01:30:32]  What, a sentence fragment, and that's your statement?
[01:30:34]  That's the basis for why the thing should be passed, one sentence fragment?
[01:30:40]  I think so, because you're a...
[01:30:42]  Shut up, you stupid aspie idiot.
[01:30:45]  201, what's up?
[01:30:50]  Jesus Christ, you playing with Speckershaft.
[01:30:51]  How about 706?
[01:30:57]  You there?
[01:31:01]  Jesus Christ.
[01:31:02]  What is this crap?
[01:31:04]  What is this garbage here?
[01:31:06]  You know?
[01:31:07]  I mean, what is this?
[01:31:08]  Did somebody put in a forum post, hey, if you're a deaf mute, call 646-652-4869?
[01:31:15]  I mean, seriously, man, enough of this crap, all right?
[01:31:18]  I mean, why do you people even call up and wait on hold for 30, 40, 50 minutes, an hour?
[01:31:25]  And then when I call on your stupid idiot ass, you say nothing.
[01:31:29]  You say absolutely nothing.
[01:31:30]  Can you explain the logic behind that?
[01:31:32]  I would like the mental capacity or the mental perception behind that idiotic idea.
[01:31:37]  Please, somebody give me a call and tell me why the hell you do that.
[01:31:42]  Jesus Christ.
[01:31:43]  3-4-7, what do you think about CISPA?
[01:31:46]  Do you want CISPA to join the captain's target?
[01:31:48]  Would you give me enough three-minute jobs?
[01:31:52]  We can't even understand you.
[01:31:53]  Your phone sucks, man.
[01:31:54]  What the hell did you say?
[01:31:58]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[01:32:00]  Does everybody hear this?
[01:32:01]  Jesus.
[01:32:02]  Let me go to Skype over here.
[01:32:04]  Hopefully you Skype people have something better to bring to the table than these stupid losers that are just calling and just jerking off.
[01:32:11]  How about Big Curd 96?
[01:32:13]  That sounds like an interesting name.
[01:32:14]  What's up, big turd?
[01:32:16]  You see what I'm saying, man?
[01:32:22]  I'm hanging everybody up.
[01:32:23]  That's what I'm going to do right now.
[01:32:24]  I'm hanging everybody's ass up right now.
[01:32:27]  Everybody's being hung up on right now because you people suck.
[01:32:30]  All right?
[01:32:31]  All you people are being hung up because every time I call on you, idiots, and y'all are just sitting there.
[01:32:36]  You do nothing.
[01:32:37]  You sit there and do nothing.
[01:32:39]  So you're all being clicked off, each and every one of you.
[01:32:41]  All right?
[01:32:42]  I'm clicking everybody's ass off.
[01:32:44]  You're all being hung up on because you people are freaking deaf mutes.
[01:32:48]  You have no freaking personality, and you don't deserve to be on this show.
[01:32:52]  You don't deserve to be called upon.
[01:32:54]  You don't deserve to be interviewed.
[01:32:56]  You don't deserve to be heard, period.
[01:32:59]  So I'm not saying I'm just hanging everybody up.
[01:33:02]  Hang them all up, engineer.
[01:33:07]  Hang them all up.
[01:33:08]  I don't care.
[01:33:10]  I'm not going to sit here and continue on with this crap.
[01:33:13]  Hang them all up.
[01:33:16]  Stupid pieces of garbage.
[01:33:19]  Hang them all up.
[01:33:20]  All of them.
[01:33:21]  All of them.
[01:33:25]  Stupid idiots.
[01:33:27]  Jesus Christ.
[01:33:28]  It makes me sick, man.
[01:33:30]  You know what I mean?
[01:33:31]  Why are you calling up if you're not going to say anything, for Christ's sake?
[01:33:37]  Jesus Christ.
[01:33:39]  Here, some new people just called up.
[01:33:41]  Let's see if they have something to say.
[01:33:42]  Are they going to be stupid, dumbass, deaf mutes?
[01:33:45]  Hey, I'm telling you this right now.
[01:33:46]  If you're a deaf mute, I'm giving out your number.
[01:33:49]  I'm saying this right now.
[01:33:50]  If you are a deaf mute, I'm giving out your freaking number.
[01:33:53]  I would much prefer you say anything than not say nothing.
[01:33:58]  If they don't say anything, then you're a no-personality-having prick, and you deserve to have people call you to basically show you how to have a personality, all right?
[01:34:08]  860, you're on the horn.
[01:34:10]  I'm gonna Lamar Smith.
[01:34:14]  What?
[01:34:17]  What did you say?
[01:34:20]  Jesus Christ, you're cutting out with your goddamn EBT phone, you stupid little twerp.
[01:34:24]  262, you're on the horn.
[01:34:27]  Hey, Ghost.
[01:34:29]  What's up?
[01:34:31]  I was just wondering, do you like bananas?
[01:34:35]  No, but I hear your mom likes shitting them out of her ass pipe.
[01:34:39]  What is it?
[01:34:40]  516, what's up?
[01:34:42]  Hey, Ghost, how are you doing?
[01:34:43]  How's it going?
[01:34:45]  Yeah, I got to tell you, this whole CISPA thing is horribly blown out of proportion.
[01:34:50]  I mean, not on our part, but I mean, the way that the government, the way that everybody's saying, yes, Obama's definitely going to say no to this bill.
[01:34:59]  Well, I don't get it.
[01:35:00]  I mean, it's a bad bill.
[01:35:01]  What are you talking about?
[01:35:02]  I mean, everybody, I was at a club meeting, and when they asked for any other announcements, I mentioned Sophia.
[01:35:09]  Jesus Christ.
[01:35:09]  Well, I mean, learn how to spoke in.
[01:35:11]  How about that, man?
[01:35:12]  How about learning how to spoken a little bit?
[01:35:14]  949, what's up?
[01:35:16]  What do you think about CISPA?
[01:35:18]  We've already called on 949.
[01:35:20]  Get out of here.
[01:35:20]  517.
[01:35:23]  Yeah.
[01:35:24]  What about PCIPA?
[01:35:26]  What happened to that?
[01:35:27]  Is that still around?
[01:35:28]  Well, they amended it to death, and it didn't really transpire any validity amongst the people in Congress.
[01:35:36]  But believe it or not, we have over 100 co-sponsors on this bill with CISPA, and both sides of the political aisle are in favor of this particular legislation.
[01:35:46]  And they're going to pass it.
[01:35:47]  And according to Obama, he says he claims he's going to veto it, but that's what he said about NDAA, and now it's law.
[01:35:55]  Right, right.
[01:35:58]  Oh, yeah.
[01:35:59]  Yeah, well, great.
[01:36:00]  Thanks, Sam.
[01:36:01]  Very proud of you.
[01:36:01]  502, what's up?
[01:36:05]  Water.
[01:36:06]  Wander.
[01:36:08]  Wonder.
[01:36:09]  Hey, hey, hey.
[01:36:11]  Hey.
[01:36:11]  Water.
[01:36:12]  Hey, calm down.
[01:36:13]  Calm down.
[01:36:15]  Jesus Christ, I don't have a baby Ruth on me anywhere for Christ's sake.
[01:36:20]  Wander.
[01:36:22]  Anybody got a baby Ruth on him, for Christ's sake?
[01:36:27]  Shout out to the Catholics Army.
[01:36:28]  I love you guys.
[01:36:30]  Oh, hey, what's up, man?
[01:36:31]  Oh, okay, good.
[01:36:33]  I thought you were sloth there for a second, for Christ's sake.
[01:36:35]  I was going to pull on a baby Ruth and try to pull one over on you, but I guess not.
[01:36:39]  All right, let's take a couple more calls on CISPA, and then we're moving on.
[01:36:43]  405, what's up?
[01:36:45]  Hey, Ghost, what's up?
[01:36:46]  How are you doing?
[01:36:48]  Well, there were two things I wanted to talk to you about.
[01:36:52]  First, the thing about the CISPA thing, I actually hadn't heard about it until I started listening to your show when I just tuned in a little bit ago.
[01:37:00]  So I'm kind of freaking out.
[01:37:02]  This is kind of scary.
[01:37:04]  You're damn right, it's scary.
[01:37:05]  Are you kidding me?
[01:37:06]  I mean, these internet providers and not just internet providers, internet services that compile all this information on you can now be called upon by the government to suffice or any information that the government wants, and the government's going to pay them.
[01:37:20]  The government's going to pay him, for Christ's sake, and this bill is going to absolve these internet service providers and these internet companies from any kind of litigation resulting from this information obtaining or this data mining is really what they call it, data mining.
[01:37:37]  So you're damn right it's scary for Christ's sake.
[01:37:39]  It should be scary.
[01:37:42]  Jesus Christ.
[01:37:43]  It's sick is what it is.
[01:37:44]  It's unbelievably pathetic.
[01:37:48]  Anyway, 313, you're on the horn.
[01:37:50]  What do you think about CISPA?
[01:37:55]  Hey, 313-720, you there?
[01:37:58]  I'm going to say your number if you don't say a goddamn thing.
[01:38:02]  Hello?
[01:38:04]  Hello.
[01:38:05]  Who is?
[01:38:06]  How old are you?
[01:38:08]  I'm 13.
[01:38:10]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[01:38:11]  Not this 13-year-old.
[01:38:12]  You're 8 years old, kid.
[01:38:15]  You're 8 years old.
[01:38:17]  No.
[01:38:19]  I'm just already.
[01:38:21]  No, I'm actually just altering my voice to be funny.
[01:38:26]  Well, where are the parents, is what I got to say?
[01:38:28]  Where are the parents, is what I got to say to that?
[01:38:31]  269. What do you think about CISPA?
[01:38:42]  You want me to say your number?
[01:38:43]  Say something.
[01:38:46]  Jesus Christ, what's this eight-year-old?
[01:38:47]  For Christ's sake, what?
[01:38:49]  God damn, you stupid parents.
[01:38:50]  Watch your stupid children.
[01:38:56]  Jesus Christ, man.
[01:38:58]  This isn't true capitalist daycare, you dicks.
[01:39:03]  Jesus Christ, I should be getting paid by these parents for babysitting these kids.
[01:39:08]  I should be paid by these parents for babysitting these goddamn kids.
[01:39:15]  Jesus Christ.
[01:39:20]  Oh, my God.
[01:39:22]  It's sick.
[01:39:25]  I should be getting paid for babysitting these twerks.
[01:39:30]  Jesus Christ, give me the mic.
[01:39:32]  Give me a.
[01:39:34]  Give me the mic for Christ's sake.
[01:39:38]  Freaking eight-year-olds, man.
[01:39:43]  Jesus Christ.

=== China Sea Disputes and UN Credibility (14:20) ===

[01:39:45]  I'm going to move on.
[01:39:46]  All right, you idiots don't care about CISPA, all right?
[01:39:49]  Even though you're taking advantage of the internet, you're trolling me.
[01:39:53]  You know, you think it's a big freaking joke for Christ's sake, you just wait until your information is given to the government and your ass is prosecuted for things that you do on this freaking internet, boy.
[01:40:05]  All right?
[01:40:05]  You just wait.
[01:40:07]  Anyway, I want to talk a little bit about the United Nations patting themselves on the back for the conviction of Charles Taylor, which happens to be the ex-pres or the ex-leader of Liberia.
[01:40:19]  Now, the reason that they convicted Charles Taylor was because he backed up rebels in the Sierra Leone area by supplying them armaments, supplying them weapons in exchange for what they called blood diamonds.
[01:40:34]  And for you folks that don't know what blood diamonds are, we'll look it up and you figure it out for yourself.
[01:40:39]  But anyway, as a result, according to the United Nations and the Hague trial, Charles Taylor was responsible for the deaths of over 50,000 people relating to him supplementing the armaments of the Sierra Leone rebels.
[01:40:56]  And the United Nations and the Hague are patting themselves on the back here, saying that, oh, this should go out to all of you heads of state.
[01:41:05]  You can't hide behind your stuff.
[01:41:08]  I don't know what the hell they're trying to pat themselves on the back about.
[01:41:12]  I mean, Charles Taylor is such an insignificant belligerent to the international stage.
[01:41:19]  It's pathetic.
[01:41:21]  And what, the United Nations wants a freaking cookie for prosecuting Charles Taylor for Christ's sake?
[01:41:27]  I mean, give me a break.
[01:41:30]  I mean, meanwhile, we got Bashar al-Assad killing over 9,000 people.
[01:41:35]  All right?
[01:41:36]  Meanwhile, we've got, you know, crimes against humanity going on in the Sudan.
[01:41:42]  I mean, Jesus Christ, can we keep going?
[01:41:45]  Can we keep going?
[01:41:46]  And what, that the United Nations actually has the audacity to pat themselves on the freaking back because they, what, prosecuted Charles Taylor, some insignificant backwoods African country leader, for Christ's sake, because he gave arms to rebel factions for Christ's situation.
[01:42:04]  I mean, I don't get this.
[01:42:05]  I don't understand how the United Nations can even call this anything credible, all right?
[01:42:10]  So what?
[01:42:11]  He's the first head of state to be tried for crimes against humanity since the Nuremberg trials.
[01:42:18]  Big deal.
[01:42:18]  I mean, there was a big difference from the Nuremberg trials and the characters that were convicted during those trials as opposed to Charles Taylor.
[01:42:29]  I mean, give me a break, man.
[01:42:31]  I mean, the United Nations just needs to freaking, they just need to go away.
[01:42:35]  I mean, the United States needs to stop funding the United Nations.
[01:42:38]  It's an insignificant international institution that has been proven moot.
[01:42:44]  All right?
[01:42:44]  It's been proven moot.
[01:42:47]  I mean, I don't understand why we acknowledge this international institution.
[01:42:51]  It has done nothing to perpetuate peace.
[01:42:54]  And that's the basis of this international bureaucracy.
[01:42:57]  The basis of it is written by a German philosopher by the name of Immanuel Kant, K-A-N-T, Emmanuel Kant.
[01:43:07]  And he wrote this idea of an international bureaucratic system in a piece that he called perpetual peace.
[01:43:15]  All right?
[01:43:16]  And he believed that this bureaucratic international entity, which he dubbed the League of Nations, henceforth, at the turn of the 20th century, that's what they called the United Nations prior to adopting the name United Nations.
[01:43:34]  He wrote, Kant wrote that these League of Nations, this bureaucratic international institution, will perpetuate peace by all countries acting in a multilateral fashion against a rogue nation belligerent.
[01:43:53]  As you can see by the United Nations actions upon the world, that has not been the case.
[01:43:59]  If anything, the United Nations has aided and abetted crimes against humanity.
[01:44:05]  I think that everybody should look and do a YouTube search of the betrayal of Sobrencia.
[01:44:14]  Sobrencia was a place that, well, I don't want to get into the geographics and all this other stuff, but inevitably they were having ethnic cleansing in the Kosovo region.
[01:44:27]  And the ethnic cleansing was the Serbs going out and moving out the Muslims within a certain enclave in Sobrencia.
[01:44:35]  All right?
[01:44:37]  And the United Nations actually sent in quote-unquote peacekeepers during this episode of Sobrencia to supposedly defuse the ethnic cleansing situation.
[01:44:49]  But if you take a look at the footage that is documented and it's on YouTube, it shows the United Nations aiding and abetting the ethnic cleansing.
[01:44:58]  That Miladic, which they're conveniently also trying at The Hague, mind you, that Miladic personally ordered his army to partake in.
[01:45:08]  The complete and utter systematic annihilation of these Muslims within this enclave.
[01:45:14]  All right?
[01:45:15]  And in the footage that shows the betrayal at Sobrencia, you see the United Nations peacekeepers sitting there watching this shit.
[01:45:24]  All right?
[01:45:25]  And then at the end of it all, at the end of the ethnic cleansing in Sobrencia, these goddamn United Nations soldiers had the audacity to party and drink as if they just won some kind of a freaking battle of sorts.
[01:45:39]  I mean, that's how insignificant the United Nations is.
[01:45:42]  All right?
[01:45:43]  I mean, have you heard about those United Nations peacekeepers that are going into Africa, exploiting sexual favors from the locals in exchange for food?
[01:45:52]  Huh?
[01:45:53]  Yeah, yeah, exploiting poverty, sexually exploiting poverty through food.
[01:46:00]  All right?
[01:46:00]  And that's documented by the United Nations.
[01:46:04]  All right?
[01:46:05]  I'm just telling you, man, I mean, this is a disgusting, despicable international institution that is no we don't need to acknowledge it anymore.
[01:46:14]  It hasn't perpetuated peace.
[01:46:16]  If anything, it has perpetuated war and devastation and crimes against humanity.
[01:46:23]  And for them to pat themselves on the back because they prosecuted Charles Taylor is a joke.
[01:46:30]  All right?
[01:46:31]  It's an utter joke.
[01:46:34]  Jesus Christ.
[01:46:38]  Anyways, let me move on for Christ's sake.
[01:46:40]  I mean, I'm just going off on a tirade here, but the United Nations is a piece of crap.
[01:46:45]  That's all I got to say.
[01:46:46]  Stop patting yourself on the back for convicting a freaking insignificant African leader, you idiots.
[01:46:54]  How about going after Bashar al-Assad instead of sending monitors over there?
[01:46:59]  What do they call them?
[01:47:00]  Monitors, advisors, whatever you're sending over there for Christ's sake.
[01:47:05]  I mean, did you United Nations idiots not see that YouTube video that I posted of the Bashar al-Assad army burying some kid alive because he leaked footage to the media?
[01:47:19]  But no, Charles Taylor, right?
[01:47:21]  Oh, Charles Taylor.
[01:47:23]  Shut up, United Nations.
[01:47:24]  You're a piece of crap.
[01:47:27]  It's just nothing more than an international bureaucratic institution of bureaucrats that do nothing but push papers.
[01:47:36]  Jesus Christ.
[01:47:37]  Let me move on to something else.
[01:47:38]  Hey, let's talk a little bit about China.
[01:47:39]  How about that?
[01:47:41]  That's right.
[01:47:41]  Let's talk a little bit about China because they're willing now.
[01:47:45]  They're vowing to act militarily against the Philippines, of all people.
[01:47:49]  Can you believe this?
[01:47:51]  Yeah, they're threatening the Philippines over a disputed region within the China Sea.
[01:47:57]  Now, for you folks that are unaware, China believes that the whole goddamn China Sea belongs to them.
[01:48:02]  Even those that are bordering the sea itself, they think that it doesn't matter if a country's border hits along the China Sea.
[01:48:12]  China owns the China Sea.
[01:48:14]  And that's what they believe.
[01:48:16]  And, you know, the Philippines is just trying to conduct fishery.
[01:48:19]  You know what I mean?
[01:48:20]  They're just going out there trying to conduct business for Christ's sake.
[01:48:23]  And you've got the Chinese threatening these people, saying that, you know, hey, you need to get off of our goddamn China Sea.
[01:48:30]  And it's ridiculous.
[01:48:32]  I mean, China does not own the China Sea for Christ's sake, all right?
[01:48:36]  I mean, I've got to be on the side of the Philippines here, even though they're a primitive damn country.
[01:48:40]  I've got to be on the side of the Philippines here.
[01:48:42]  Hey, China, I mean, why are you flexing nuts to a third world nation?
[01:48:46]  I mean, the Philippines is barely emerging itself out of the third world status, but they're still third world.
[01:48:53]  I mean, because let me explain to you a policy of the Philippines, all right?
[01:48:57]  In the Philippines, if you happen to own property and that property happens to be vacant, well, let's say it just happens to be vacant for a couple of months.
[01:49:07]  Well, some vagrants or derelicts find out that your crap is vacant.
[01:49:14]  They can move into your house or move into your property and actually squat legally, through the government's help, they can legally squat on your property if it's left vacant.
[01:49:27]  And then you've got to approach the government to evict these people off of the property.
[01:49:32]  I'm not joking.
[01:49:33]  This is how third world the goddamn Philippines is.
[01:49:36]  I'm not joking.
[01:49:39]  But no, you got China over here who's supposed to be leading the new industrial revolution, who's supposed to be the superpower of the world, flexing nuts with the Philippines.
[01:49:51]  Yeah, that's great, China.
[01:49:53]  Yeah.
[01:49:54]  Yeah, you're real tough.
[01:49:56]  Yeah.
[01:49:57]  You know what I mean?
[01:49:58]  You're real tough, for Christ's sake.
[01:50:01]  Give me a freaking break.
[01:50:03]  Anyway, folks, because we talked about China here, we are obligated to give a rebuttal.
[01:50:13]  That's right, we're obligated to give a rebuttal by a representative of the communist government of China.
[01:50:18]  And the reason we do this, folks, is because, believe it or not, we are actually broadcasted within the borders of the communist government of China.
[01:50:28]  All right, we are actually broadcasted, and the only way that we can stay broadcasted is if we allow any criticism that is conducted on this broadcast against China, we have to allow a representative to supply a rebuttal.
[01:50:41]  So, without any further ado, folks, Jesus Christ, I hate this guy.
[01:50:45]  Do we got him on, engineer?
[01:50:46]  have him on the horn there?
[01:50:54]  Well, according to the engineer, he's on hold, folks.
[01:50:57]  Without any further ado, Jesus Christ.
[01:51:01]  Mr. Fortune Cookie, are you there, sir?
[01:51:14]  talking garbage about communist government in China.
[01:51:18]  But you motherfucker don't know that the China Sea belongs to communist government in China.
[01:51:24]  It don't belong to no fucking Filipino, motherfucker.
[01:51:28]  You, Filipino, you need to get out of the China Sea.
[01:51:32]  You, Filipino, have to get out of the China Sea because it's China.
[01:51:36]  It belongs to the Communist government.
[01:51:37]  It belongs to us, motherfucker.
[01:51:42]  And the international community better stay out of the China Sea situation.
[01:51:47]  You need to stay out and mind your business, motherfucker.
[01:51:50]  China Sea belongs to the Communist government of China, and that's all they're doing, motherfucker.
[01:51:57]  So you, Filipino, out there talking garbage of the communist government of China, you Filipino out there going fishing in a China Sea, you better get out of the China Sea, motherfucker.
[01:52:09]  You better get out of the China Sea, or we get the chopstick up your asshole, motherfucker.
[01:52:20]  I'm not joking with you, stupid Filipino.
[01:52:23]  I'm talking about all of your Filipino out there.
[01:52:25]  You better get out of the China Sea.
[01:52:28]  China Sea belongs to the Communist government of China.
[01:52:31]  And don't you ever forget it, motherfucker.
[01:52:37]  And all you people that want to know why we do what we do, you want to know why the communist government of China do what we do?
[01:52:47]  We do it for Chairman Man.
[01:52:53]  We do it for Chairman Man.
[01:53:17]  Oh, no, my stomach hurts.
[01:53:19]  Oh, no.
[01:53:22]  Oh, oh, no.
[01:53:27]  Oh, no.
[01:53:31]  Oh, bad angro.
[01:53:43]  I got nothing else to say.
[01:53:46]  I am it for Boche Cookie.
[01:53:50]  Thank you very much.
[01:53:52]  All right, get his ass off.
[01:53:54]  Get him off, engineer, for Christ's sake.
[01:53:56]  I'm sick of that.
[01:53:57]  Sick of that guy.
[01:53:59]  I mean, what an arrogant bastard that guy is.
[01:54:02]  You know what I mean?
[01:54:03]  I mean, give me a break.

=== Canadian Connections and Dental Floss (03:19) ===

[01:54:06]  He's lucky he's not, you know, he's lucky he's not in front of me.
[01:54:08]  I'd blindfold his ass with dental floss if he was in front of me.
[01:54:13]  And you know what I would do?
[01:54:14]  Not only would I blindfold him with dental floss, I'd say, hey, it's not Harrow.
[01:54:20]  It's hello.
[01:54:23]  You stupid egg roll eating prick.
[01:54:25]  It's not Harrow.
[01:54:29]  It's hello.
[01:54:33]  Anyway.
[01:54:34]  Jesus Christ.
[01:54:35]  Anyway, once again, we were talking about how China is vowing to act militarily against the Philippines over the China Sea.
[01:54:43]  And I want to hear what you have to say.
[01:54:45]  Excuse me, I want to hear what you have to say about it.
[01:54:47]  646-652-4869 is the number to call.
[01:54:50]  Let's hear what people have to say about China.
[01:54:53]  973, what's up?
[01:54:57]  Jesus Christ, what the hell?
[01:54:58]  I can't even.
[01:54:59]  Okay, how about 941?
[01:55:05]  Hey, 941, you there?
[01:55:11]  Okay.
[01:55:12]  How about area code 715?
[01:55:17]  Yo, Nap Auto Pirates Meer speaking.
[01:55:21]  What?
[01:55:22]  Nap Auto Pirates Meaner speaking.
[01:55:25]  What can I do you for?
[01:55:27]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[01:55:28]  What are you, a Canadian?
[01:55:29]  There's something very Canadian going on here.
[01:55:31]  Are you Canadian?
[01:55:33]  No, I'm not from Fargo, North Dakota.
[01:55:37]  Oh, Jesus.
[01:55:38]  You're from Fargo?
[01:55:41]  Yeah.
[01:55:42]  Yeah, what is there to do in Fargo?
[01:55:43]  Is there any, you know, hopping bars, hopping clubs?
[01:55:46]  I mean, what are the chicks are hanging out with loose booty?
[01:55:48]  What's going on?
[01:55:51]  They got a couple of them tractor pools up here.
[01:55:54]  They are pretty fun.
[01:55:55]  We got mutton.
[01:55:57]  You're going mutton.
[01:55:59]  I never went mutton.
[01:56:01]  No.
[01:56:01]  Is that something that attracts the chicks?
[01:56:05]  Well, yeah.
[01:56:07]  Yeah, the chicks, you know, they go mudding and all of a sudden they get a little moist or what?
[01:56:14]  Hey, what thing so?
[01:56:17]  Jesus Christ.
[01:56:18]  Get him off.
[01:56:19]  Get him off.
[01:56:19]  We got Hicks from Fargo now, Colin.
[01:56:23]  Hicks from Fargo, North Dakota.
[01:56:27]  Anyway, who else do we got?
[01:56:28]  762.
[01:56:32]  How about turning down your radio, asshole?
[01:56:34]  919, you're on the horn.
[01:56:36]  Hey, ghost.
[01:56:38]  Yeah.
[01:56:40]  I know this is kind of bad, but my dad never taught me to throw football.
[01:56:44]  Could you possibly do that?
[01:56:48]  Teach you how to throw a football?
[01:56:50]  Yeah.
[01:56:51]  What was your dad doing?
[01:56:53]  My dad was.
[01:56:54]  My dad wasn't in my life, and I was just wondering if he could.
[01:56:58]  Whose fault is that?
[01:57:00]  Did mom cheat or did dad walk out?
[01:57:03]  It was both, man.
[01:57:05]  What do you mean?
[01:57:06]  You found mom cheating and you just said hell with this?
[01:57:10]  It was used with an immigrant.
[01:57:13]  With some like tan guy.
[01:57:15]  I'm thinking.
[01:57:16]  Wait, whoa, wait a minute.
[01:57:17]  Your mom messed around on your father with an immigrant?
[01:57:19]  Is that what you just said?
[01:57:21]  Yeah.
[01:57:23]  Why?
[01:57:25]  I don't know, bro.

=== Judiciary Dissension in Pakistan (03:37) ===

[01:57:26]  I don't know, but I just could you like possibly be like my father figure.
[01:57:34]  Oh, my God.
[01:57:35]  I mean, engineer, it would be a perfect time to be throwing on that George Michael song right now.
[01:57:41]  I will be your father figure, sitting up and adding sign.
[01:57:45]  I don't be the one who loves you to the end of time.
[01:57:50]  And no, I won't be your father figure, all right?
[01:57:53]  Give me a freaking break, man.
[01:57:54]  I mean, your mother did an ignorant immigrant.
[01:57:57]  Excuse me, your mother did an ign immigrant?
[01:58:01]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[01:58:03]  No, it's okay, bro.
[01:58:05]  You know what?
[01:58:06]  Let me extend my hand to everybody out there that needs a father figure.
[01:58:09]  All right, take my hand.
[01:58:10]  I will be your father figure, the biggest one that ever sat.
[01:58:15]  I will be the one who loves you to the end of time.
[01:58:22]  Anyway, we're getting off Keaster here.
[01:58:26]  I mean, this show's screwing up.
[01:58:28]  I mean, you know, I'm trying to be serious.
[01:58:30]  We got serious subject matters to talk about, and here we are.
[01:58:33]  We're talking about George Michael father figure, for Christ's sake.
[01:58:36]  Anyway, we were talking about how China is vowing to act militarily against the Philippines over the China Sea.
[01:58:42]  Let's move on.
[01:58:43]  Today in Pakistan, Pakistani's top court is actually convicted its own prime minister, Yusuf Raza Gilani, of contempt.
[01:58:54]  Now, for you folks that are unaware, there is a big dissension between the civilian government, the Pakistani military, and the Pakistani judiciary system.
[01:59:06]  And back in, I believe it was last year or 08, I believe it was 08, 09, the judiciary actually attempted to prosecute the previous prime minister.
[01:59:17]  His name was Zadari.
[01:59:19]  And in an attempt to prosecute Zadari, the Prime Minister Yousf Razi Ghilani blocked the prosecution, stating that Zadari had immunity.
[01:59:31]  Well, nobody likes their bureaucratic system intercepted of power.
[01:59:36]  And as a result, the judiciary basically pursued charges on its own prime minister in a contempt of court type of a measure because of his blocking of the investigation of Zadari.
[01:59:51]  I mean, this is really what it comes down to.
[01:59:53]  And not to mention that, you know, the military is involved in all this.
[01:59:58]  The military is looking to throw a coup on the country.
[02:00:03]  I wouldn't be surprised if the military and the Al-Hakani network, which are both working in cohesion, and that's my particular persuasion, they are working in cohesion.
[02:00:13]  These people right now are licking their chops at this particular judiciary decision because this is going to throw the civilian government into complete disarray and it's going to spell utter disaster.
[02:00:26]  All right?
[02:00:27]  Utter disaster, for Christ's sake, as it relates to the region.
[02:00:32]  And I'm sure India has got its eyes glued to this situation also because they sure as hell don't want the military to take control of Pakistan again because if the military take control of Pakistan, they're going to try to throw some attacks at India over the disputed area of Kashmir.
[02:00:48]  And we got a hectic situation out there.
[02:00:50]  So keep your eye on Pakistan.
[02:00:53]  It's a freaking powder keg and it's ready to blow.
[02:00:56]  So once again, Pakistani's top court convicts its own prime minister, Yusuf Razi Ghilani, of contempt.

=== Twitter Accounts and Retweeting Broadcasts (04:56) ===

[02:01:04]  Anyway, it is now the third and final hour of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
[02:01:10]  And of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
[02:01:15]  And once again, folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
[02:01:19]  Before we get into anything else, I'd like for everybody to please retweet the broadcast.
[02:01:24]  Go to the social networks.
[02:01:25]  Go to the forums.
[02:01:27]  Go to the blogs and spread it around like wildfire and let everybody know that True Capitalist Radio is in effect and in the house.
[02:01:36]  And of course, for all you fat, lazy ass that are too lazy to open up another freaking browser window, we got all kinds of little buttons underneath the player there.
[02:01:47]  We got all kinds of Google Plus buttons, Facebook like buttons, retweet this button, share this buttons, use and abuse those freaking buttons, baby.
[02:01:58]  All right?
[02:01:58]  It's just a freaking click, for Christ's sake.
[02:02:01]  God damn it.
[02:02:08]  any goddamn Twitter shout-outs to be had out here?
[02:02:17]  Well, according to the engineer, we do have a couple of Twitter shout-outs to be had.
[02:02:21]  And if you want a Twitter shout-out right here, right now, live on the broadcast, all you've got to do is retweet the first tweet on the Twitter account.
[02:02:31]  That's what we're going to do right now.
[02:02:32]  We want to retweet the first tweet on that Twitter account, baby.
[02:02:37]  And I will give you a goddamn Twitter shout-out right here, right now, live on the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
[02:02:45]  All right?
[02:02:45]  Retweet the first tweet on the Twitter account.
[02:02:47]  And let's see who we have here.
[02:02:49]  We've got Assertive Rachel.
[02:02:51]  All right.
[02:02:52]  We've got Amy DalyXX, the Trans-Testicle Pornstar.
[02:02:57]  I wonder if it's because of you.
[02:02:59]  I've got so many trans-testicles listening in.
[02:03:02]  And not to mention, I don't appreciate that soundboard.
[02:03:05]  Terese Pyrope.
[02:03:07]  Okay.
[02:03:08]  We've got The Man with the Plan.
[02:03:11]  Who else we got?
[02:03:12]  We got The Brew Crew 99.
[02:03:15]  We've got Mad Cow for Ghost.
[02:03:17]  Just shove it up, your ass, Mad Cow for Ghost.
[02:03:19]  Shove it up, you're clogged up pooper.
[02:03:22]  We've got the Butthole Express.
[02:03:25]  Jesus Christ.
[02:03:27]  We've got Philly Beefcake.
[02:03:29]  Ah, man.
[02:03:30]  Come on.
[02:03:32]  Somebody named Quiet Brony.
[02:03:35]  All right.
[02:03:36]  Quiet Brony, really?
[02:03:38]  Jesus Christ.
[02:03:39]  Who else do we got here?
[02:03:40]  We got My Little Rebirth again.
[02:03:43]  Jesus Christ.
[02:03:46]  Sir Cuddlebutt.
[02:03:47]  Are you kidding me?
[02:03:49]  Equestrian civilian.
[02:03:51]  G-Man Capitalist.
[02:03:53]  All right.
[02:03:53]  DMC or D McGee627.
[02:03:58]  What's up, man?
[02:03:59]  Who else we got?
[02:04:00]  We got Moonman XXX.
[02:04:03]  Who else do we got going on here?
[02:04:06]  We've got Kyrian underscore M93.
[02:04:09]  What's going on?
[02:04:10]  Who else we got?
[02:04:12]  We got CM Punk is a God.
[02:04:14]  All right.
[02:04:15]  CM Punk is a God in the house.
[02:04:17]  Who else do we got here?
[02:04:19]  We already said that asshole's name for Christ's sake.
[02:04:21]  There's Tankies for Ghost.
[02:04:23]  There's Professor Poop Tickler, Professing Poop.
[02:04:27]  Here is who else we got?
[02:04:29]  Weena One Actual.
[02:04:31]  Weener!
[02:04:32]  Weener!
[02:04:33]  We know one actual!
[02:04:36]  Who else do we got going on here?
[02:04:37]  We got Dark Razors in the place.
[02:04:39]  What's going on to Dark Razors?
[02:04:42]  We've got Simply X. All right.
[02:04:46]  We've got Speed Mobile 91 in the place.
[02:04:49]  We've got Trixie Fixie 305.
[02:04:52]  French doors.
[02:04:55]  French doors.
[02:04:56]  What's going on to Trixie?
[02:04:58]  We got Canadian Bronies in the place.
[02:05:01]  We've got Ghosties Girls in the house.
[02:05:04]  What's going on to the Ghosties Girls in the place?
[02:05:07]  We got 7 Leaf B in the house.
[02:05:08]  What's up, 7 Leaf B?
[02:05:11]  Somebody named Stick It.
[02:05:13]  Stick it where the sun don't shine.
[02:05:14]  We got Vet of Forum Wars in the place.
[02:05:18]  Man, we got a lot of people tweeting up, man.
[02:05:21]  Matino in the house.
[02:05:22]  What on to Mattino 199 in the place?
[02:05:24]  We got the hairbanger.
[02:05:25]  What's up, the hairbanger in the house?
[02:05:27]  Who else we got?
[02:05:30]  We got, Jesus Christ.
[02:05:32]  Who else we got going on over here?
[02:05:34]  We got TCR Hoodie.
[02:05:35]  Yeah, real funny, you jerk.
[02:05:37]  All right.
[02:05:38]  We got Syrian Brony.
[02:05:40]  Are you kidding me?
[02:05:41]  Syrian Brony?
[02:05:42]  Are you actually representing your Bronyism out there in the streets of Syria?
[02:05:46]  I doubt it.
[02:05:47]  I sincerely doubt it.
[02:05:48]  Anyway, we got Burn Castle Witch in the house.
[02:05:51]  What's going on?
[02:05:52]  We got regular capital in the house.
[02:05:55]  Man, we got a lot of freaking people up in here.
[02:05:58]  We got a lot of freaking people tweeting up, man.

=== Boko Haram Threats to Nigeria (09:50) ===

[02:06:00]  I appreciate this.
[02:06:01]  No kidding, man.
[02:06:01]  No doubt.
[02:06:02]  Lots of people listening in to the Capitalist Radio Broadcast, baby.
[02:06:06]  The true capitalist radio broadcast.
[02:06:10]  Who else do we got?
[02:06:11]  We got Canadian capitalists in the house.
[02:06:14]  I want to say what's up to Dutch capitalists, Aussie capitalists.
[02:06:17]  What's going on to Folsey?
[02:06:19]  I definitely want to say what's up to B-Town capitalists.
[02:06:21]  What's going on to who else is Sly Fox in the house?
[02:06:25]  What's up to Spirited Rose in the place?
[02:06:29]  We got Jimmy Kudos in the house.
[02:06:32]  Who else do we got?
[02:06:33]  Man, we got so many people tweeting up.
[02:06:34]  It's unfreaking real.
[02:06:35]  Anyway, that's enough.
[02:06:36]  That's enough for Christ's sake.
[02:06:38]  All right?
[02:06:39]  Anyway, let's go ahead and move on to the broadcast because we are running out of time for Christ's sake.
[02:06:43]  And we're not even, well, geez, Christ, we're not even halfway done with the broadcast.
[02:06:47]  Anyway, we're talking about how Pakistan's top court convicts its own prime minister, Yusuf Raza Gilani.
[02:06:54]  But let's talk a little bit about Syria.
[02:06:56]  16 dead today after explosions flattened homes in Hama.
[02:07:01]  And believe it or not, Bashar al-Assad's army is actually blaming rebels for these explosions, even though it killed innocent people.
[02:07:07]  They're blaming the rebels for these explosions in Hama.
[02:07:12]  And it's a really sick, disgusting situation that's happening out there in Syria.
[02:07:17]  But of course, the United Nations is patting itself on the back for freaking prosecuting Charles Taylor, the ex-Liberian president, some insignificant small Africa pissing ground, for Christ's sake.
[02:07:29]  But no, no, no, no.
[02:07:32]  Forget about Syria, right?
[02:07:34]  Forget about the fact that Bashar al-Assad is killing his own people, over 9,000 of his own people, just so he can sustain his own dictatorship.
[02:07:44]  And what is the United Nations doing?
[02:07:45]  They're sending in, quote-unquote, advisors and quote-unquote monitors.
[02:07:49]  That's what they're doing.
[02:07:51]  And what the hell are you monitoring, UN, huh?
[02:07:55]  I mean, were you the ones that exposed that footage of that kid being buried alive by Bashar al-Assad's army, you sick sons of bitches?
[02:08:04]  Give me a break, man.
[02:08:06]  And I'm going to repeat saying this.
[02:08:07]  Death!
[02:08:08]  Death to Bashar al-Assad.
[02:08:11]  All right?
[02:08:11]  There can be nothing but death to Bashar al-Assad after this sick, disgusting display of crimes against humanity.
[02:08:22]  I can't believe this crap.
[02:08:23]  I can't believe the UN could sit here and try to pat itself on the back as it being some international bureaucratic institution that's actually perpetuating any kind of peace.
[02:08:31]  I can't believe that they can do that.
[02:08:34]  But that's the way these heartless bureaucrats are.
[02:08:36]  They're heartless bastards.
[02:08:37]  You know what I mean?
[02:08:38]  That's why I can't stand bureaucracy, because bureaucracy does nothing.
[02:08:42]  As a matter of fact, it actually benefits bureaucracies when things don't go right.
[02:08:48]  When things go wrong, that's when bureaucracies claim that they have to expand.
[02:08:52]  That's when bureaucracies claim they need more authority.
[02:08:55]  So it's in their best interest for bureaucracies to exist and not fulfill their meant obligation.
[02:09:04]  Jesus Christ.
[02:09:05]  16 dead in Syria once again after explosions flattened homes in Hama.
[02:09:10]  And I think that everybody should YouTube that particular explosion.
[02:09:14]  I mean, the B-roll footage coming out of Syria relating to this explosion is just devastating.
[02:09:21]  Unfreaking real, man.
[02:09:23]  Once again, death of Bashar al-Assad.
[02:09:26]  And hey, United Nations, you should be ashamed of yourselves.
[02:09:29]  All of you.
[02:09:31]  All of you.
[02:09:34]  Anyway, let's move on for Christ's sake.
[02:09:37]  In another part of the world, 37 dead in Nigeria because the Boko harem strikes again with its disgusting, despicable pathetic butchery.
[02:09:49]  You know, I mean, what I don't understand is, I mean, this is how sick.
[02:09:52]  All right?
[02:09:53]  This is how sick this goddamn Boko harem Islamic fundamentalist group is.
[02:10:01]  Nigeria is 80% Muslim.
[02:10:05]  It's 80% Muslim, for Christ's sake, all right?
[02:10:09]  So whenever the Boko harem conducts these violent operations of suicide bombings and car bombings and that sort of thing, and they kill 67, 37, 100 people, I mean, they killed almost 2,000 people since this past Christmas.
[02:10:27]  I mean, they've killed almost 2,000 people plus.
[02:10:32]  And who are they killing?
[02:10:33]  They're killing their own Muslim brothers, man.
[02:10:35]  I mean, what sense does this make?
[02:10:38]  Can somebody explain that to me?
[02:10:39]  I mean, can somebody tell the Boko harem that they're a goddamn complete contradiction to their own Islam?
[02:10:47]  I mean, I just, uh, Jesus Christ.
[02:10:51]  Anyway, once again, the Boko harem are at it again.
[02:10:54]  They killed 37 people in a suicide car bomb that actually hit up Nigeria's newspaper in the capital of Abuja.
[02:11:03]  So, I mean, they're not, you know, hitting up little isolated targets here.
[02:11:07]  They're going right after the capital, Abuja, and they're going right after the media, for Christ's sake.
[02:11:13]  I mean, this is sick.
[02:11:15]  I mean, this is just horrible, for Christ's sake, man.
[02:11:17]  You know, I can't believe that these people that belong to the so-called Boko harem can actually claim to be anything related to Islam, given the fact that all their operations have killed Muslims.
[02:11:34]  You know?
[02:11:36]  I mean, has anybody told the Boko harem this?
[02:11:38]  You're killing your own people, you stupid moron.
[02:11:41]  I mean, doesn't that defeat the whole premise on why you're doing what you're doing?
[02:11:45]  I just don't get it.
[02:11:46]  I mean, doesn't that defeat the whole purpose of conducting jihad?
[02:11:51]  Because that's what the Boko harem thinks they're doing.
[02:11:53]  They think that they're conducting jihad by implementing these types of disgusting acts of violence.
[02:12:00]  But when they kill people in Nigeria, which is 80% Muslim, they're killing their own Muslims.
[02:12:07]  So it defeats the whole theocratic premise that these idiots are basing their freaking operations upon.
[02:12:16]  Jesus Christ, you idiots from the Boko harem, at least stay consistent.
[02:12:21]  Don't be hypocrites, you stupid morons.
[02:12:25]  Good God.
[02:12:27]  Anyway, let me move on to another subject matter.
[02:12:30]  We're running out of time here.
[02:12:31]  It's already 6.12 in Austin, Texas here.
[02:12:34]  And we've got to get ready for radio graffiti.
[02:12:36]  So I'm going to move through these last subject matters rather quick.
[02:12:41]  Anyway, North Korea vows to reduce South Korea to ashes, and it, quote, is going to use new and sophisticated weapons against the United States.
[02:12:53]  That was their latest threat there yesterday and the day before yesterday.
[02:12:57]  But today, I don't know if you all saw that article that I tweeted on ghost politics.
[02:13:03]  It actually shows that the missiles that they were showing off at the latest North Korean rally for Kim Jong-un, it showed that these missiles were fake.
[02:13:17]  North Korea is brandishing fake missiles for Christ's sake, man.
[02:13:22]  I mean, what do you got?
[02:13:23]  Prop builders out there?
[02:13:24]  You got prop builders out there as opposed to actual scientists?
[02:13:28]  I mean, Jesus Christ.
[02:13:30]  I mean, North Korea, you are so insignificant.
[02:13:34]  All right?
[02:13:35]  You are so insignificant.
[02:13:37]  And moreover, not only are you insignificant, you're not a threat to anybody.
[02:13:41]  You can sit here and threaten anybody you want to.
[02:13:43]  Your stupid little missile test that was supposed to show your vulgar display of power didn't even last in the air for 90 seconds.
[02:13:52]  All right?
[02:13:53]  I mean, I said this on the last show.
[02:13:55]  You idiot North Koreans could have asked China to give firework powder, you know, the gunpowder they use in fireworks.
[02:14:04]  You could have put it into that rocket and it would have stayed in the air a lot more than whatever in the hell kind of science you used in an attempt to launch that rocket.
[02:14:13]  All right, that stupid missile.
[02:14:16]  Jesus Christ, who are you trying to fool, North Korea?
[02:14:20]  You're a joke, all right?
[02:14:21]  You're a threat to nobody but your own people.
[02:14:24]  That's the only people that you're a threat to, North Korea.
[02:14:27]  Your own people.
[02:14:30]  You're a joke.
[02:14:31]  The international community thinks you're a joke.
[02:14:33]  And you know what?
[02:14:34]  We're still not going to give you food.
[02:14:35]  All right?
[02:14:37]  You could sit here and saber rattle.
[02:14:39]  You can test missiles.
[02:14:40]  You can claim that you're developing goddamn nuclear capabilities, but you ain't getting no goddamn egg rolls from the United States, North Korea.
[02:14:48]  Keep saber-rattling, you stupid fat hambone, Kim Jong-un, because you ain't doing diddly.
[02:14:54]  You ain't scaring nobody.
[02:14:56]  You ain't doing nothing.
[02:14:57]  You're a fat, disgusting hambone that got bequeathed the freaking bequeathed the country, and you don't even deserve it.
[02:15:05]  You don't even know what you're doing, for Christ's sake.
[02:15:09]  So, North Korea, you know, shove it up your damn ass, North Korea, all right?
[02:15:13]  You're not fooling anybody.
[02:15:14]  You're not scaring anybody.
[02:15:15]  You're a bunch of punks.
[02:15:17]  And that's why I tweet at you all day long saying that to your face because you're nothing.
[02:15:24]  All right?
[02:15:24]  You're a primitive rogue nation state that can't even sustain yourself.
[02:15:29]  I mean, you know, that's really why they're making all these threats, folks.
[02:15:32]  I mean, that's why I said, we're not going to feed you.
[02:15:35]  We're not going to give you any more egg rolls.
[02:15:37]  I mean, that's why they're conducting these tests.
[02:15:39]  That's why they're making threats.
[02:15:41]  That's why they're threatening to conduct nuclear tests because we give them food.
[02:15:47]  And whenever we stop giving them food, they do this stuff.

=== Egyptian Politics and Rogue States (02:53) ===

[02:15:51]  All right?
[02:15:54]  Whenever we stop giving them food, this is when they start saying, oh, we're going to make weapons.
[02:16:01]  Well, you're not getting any food from us.
[02:16:03]  All right?
[02:16:05]  You're not getting any food from us there, you freaking piece of crap.
[02:16:11]  Anyway, let me move on to some lighthearted subjects.
[02:16:16]  Well, I mean, actually, they're not too lighthearted, but they're a little bit different from the international things that we've been talking about.
[02:16:22]  Have y'all heard about this one Egyptian comic that is going to be prosecuted?
[02:16:27]  Well, he dodged one bullet by not necessarily being prosecuted for insulting Islam.
[02:16:37]  But he still has another case against him as it relates to him supposedly insulting Islam.
[02:16:46]  Now, believe it or not, in the Islamic world, this man, this Egyptian comic named Adele Imam, is a real famous comedian within the Arab community.
[02:16:56]  Real, real famous.
[02:17:00]  And he is being prosecuted under the new Egyptian government in an attempt to throw him in jail because he insulted Islam, for Christ's sake.
[02:17:15]  I mean, this is how stupid Egypt is getting, for Christ's sake.
[02:17:19]  I mean, didn't Egypt overthrow Hansi Mubarak because supposedly Hansi Mubarak was such a dictator and such an overlord or whatever the hell they tried to claim Hansi Mubarak was, even though he was incrementally bringing freedom to these people?
[02:17:36]  And now look at them.
[02:17:38]  They brought in some new government, and now they're going to prosecute one of their famous entertainers out there.
[02:17:46]  I mean, there's protests right now in Egypt against the prosecution of against Adele Imam.
[02:17:54]  You know what I mean?
[02:17:56]  There's protests.
[02:17:56]  Now, why are you protesting, Egypt?
[02:18:00]  I mean, you brought this dumbass government into existence.
[02:18:03]  You brought these laws into existence.
[02:18:04]  Why are you bitching?
[02:18:07]  Why are you bitching now?
[02:18:11]  Jesus Christ.
[02:18:13]  I'm telling you, Egypt really makes me sick, man.
[02:18:16]  I can't stand Egypt, man.
[02:18:17]  I mean, there was no intellectual premise for their damn revolution.
[02:18:21]  It was nothing but a bunch of sweaty, wild jehudies utilizing that as an opportunity to pillage and plunder and rape.
[02:18:28]  That's all it was, man.
[02:18:30]  And this attempt at prosecuting this Egyptian comic Adele Imam just shows you what type of dumbass, ridiculous hypocrisy is being conducted in Egypt.

=== TSA Frisks and Social Security Issues (11:00) ===

[02:18:44]  Jesus Christ.
[02:18:45]  Anyway, hot off the presses here.
[02:18:48]  CISPA has been approved by the House by a vote of 248 to 168.
[02:18:55]  So the internet freedom is becoming more and more closer to extinction.
[02:19:02]  All right?
[02:19:03]  So, you know, while you guys were out here, you know, playing death mutes, while I was calling upon you to, you know, take some calls for Christ's sake, the House was voting against Eric Freedom, you stupid, complacent bitch!
[02:19:19]  Goddamn stagnant pieces of crap!
[02:19:25]  Damn it, man!
[02:19:29]  God damn it with these bureaucrats!
[02:19:34]  God damn it with these bureaucrats and their vulgar display of power.
[02:19:42]  Jesus Christ.
[02:19:46]  Oh, my God.
[02:19:51]  But this is it, right?
[02:19:52]  This is it, isn't it?
[02:19:54]  This is America.
[02:19:55]  This is the internet.
[02:19:56]  We're just going to have to accept it.
[02:19:59]  Jesus Christ, come on.
[02:20:01]  Jesus Christ.
[02:20:05]  Oh, my God.
[02:20:06]  I don't even want to freaking do the show for Christ's sake.
[02:20:09]  You know what I mean?
[02:20:11]  I don't even want to do this show.
[02:20:13]  CISPA just passed for Christ's sake in the House.
[02:20:16]  248 to 168 vote for Christ's sake, man.
[02:20:23]  Oh, my God.
[02:20:24]  Jesus Christ.
[02:20:26]  Anyway, let me move on to the last two subject matters, and then we'll get to radio graffiti.
[02:20:30]  Did y'all hear that Social Security is going to run out of money in 2033, two years before they actually projected that it was actually going to run out of cash?
[02:20:41]  And why is this?
[02:20:42]  Because of the baby boomers.
[02:20:44]  Oh, the baby boomers.
[02:20:47]  The people that put us in this predicament that we are in today.
[02:20:52]  They're retiring in rapid numbers.
[02:20:54]  And they're collecting this Social Security.
[02:20:56]  Even though they have, what is it, 85%, 90% of America's wealth, the baby boomers insist that, oh, I deserve Social Security.
[02:21:04]  I paid into it.
[02:21:06]  Yeah.
[02:21:08]  No, you don't, you idiot.
[02:21:09]  You obligated those Social Security funds with your stupid little 60s, 70s, hippie, great society entitlement endeavors.
[02:21:19]  I mean, that's what you stupid idiot baby boomers don't understand.
[02:21:22]  But you know what?
[02:21:22]  You're trying to bamboozle your children into believing that.
[02:21:26]  Oh, well, keep paying Social Security.
[02:21:29]  Even though we took away all of your economic opportunities, even though there's not any good paying jobs out here, even though the economic opportunity has all been shipped off to the international community, we still want you to pay for Social Security.
[02:21:43]  And oh, yeah, you're never going to see it.
[02:21:46]  But you're paying for it because you're paying it for us.
[02:21:48]  Because we're your parents.
[02:21:50]  And, you know, we gave you video games, right?
[02:21:53]  We gave you video games and we gave you TV.
[02:21:58]  We gave you all that.
[02:21:58]  So now you've got to pay Social Security, even though you're never going to get it.
[02:22:04]  I mean, that's the basis of it, for Christ's sake.
[02:22:06]  And I can't believe more people aren't pissed, especially young people.
[02:22:09]  You know what I mean?
[02:22:12]  I mean, especially freaking young people.
[02:22:16]  I mean, you young people, if you happen to find a job, whether you go right into the workforce after high school or go to college, which I don't know why you would, but you go to college and get a job, there's not that much economic opportunity.
[02:22:28]  The rate of pay, as compared to the way it was, and of course, you've got to factor in inflation and whatnot.
[02:22:35]  But the rate of pay has gone completely down.
[02:22:38]  I mean, you would think that it would go up with time, but it's gone down.
[02:22:45]  And they still want you to pay for Social Security, young people?
[02:22:48]  Even though you're never going to see it.
[02:22:50]  I'm telling you, don't listen to these old people.
[02:22:53]  You are never going to see Social Security.
[02:22:56]  The only reason you're paying for it is so that you can suffice the old people.
[02:23:01]  The people that put us in this predicament, you can suffice their Social Security.
[02:23:05]  But you will never, ever see it.
[02:23:08]  Ever.
[02:23:10]  Ever.
[02:23:13]  So all I'm saying is, folks, don't be surprised at this stupid Social Security issue.
[02:23:18]  What the young people should be saying is we don't want it.
[02:23:22]  They should be saying, why don't you stop taxing us, you stupid, ungrateful, prostate-infected wimbags?
[02:23:29]  How about stop prosecuting or stop persecuting us with this tax because we aren't going to receive Social Security when we're older?
[02:23:40]  That's what they should say.
[02:23:41]  But I'm telling you, if the young people started saying that, the old people would be scared shitless.
[02:23:47]  I mean, you already saw that one propaganda film when they wanted to make certain cuts to Social Security.
[02:23:53]  That one stupid little propaganda clip that was on YouTube throwing that old lady off a cliff.
[02:23:59]  It's ridiculous, man.
[02:24:00]  Stupid.
[02:24:03]  Jesus Christ.
[02:24:06]  Anyway, last but not least, let's talk a little bit about the TSA.
[02:24:12]  That's right.
[02:24:13]  Let's talk a little bit about the TSA.
[02:24:14]  Did y'all hear?
[02:24:15]  Out of Kansas, a four-year-old was frisked and screamed at by a TSA agent because she hugged her granny.
[02:24:23]  Oh, oh, that's the TSA for you on the case.
[02:24:28]  I'm telling you, and you know what they alluded to in this, you know, frisking of a four-year-old girl?
[02:24:34]  That the granny could have possibly passed off a gun to the four-year-old.
[02:24:42]  That was the justification in screaming, berating, and frisking a four-year-old.
[02:24:48]  Was the fact that when she went to go hug her granny, that granny could have, you know, kind of palmed her a goddamn 32 snub nose or a, I don't know.
[02:24:57]  I mean, but this is how stupid we are in America.
[02:25:00]  We're just accepting this.
[02:25:01]  We're being desensitized, for Christ's sake.
[02:25:04]  We've got a government bureaucracy that is legally molesting children, and none of you people are doing anything about it.
[02:25:14]  None of you people are doing a goddamn thing about it, for Christ's sake.
[02:25:18]  These are legal child molesters.
[02:25:23]  Don't you understand that?
[02:25:27]  These are legal child molesters that are being bankrolled by our tax dollars, for Christ's sake.
[02:25:35]  And we're just allowing this to happen.
[02:25:37]  I mean, footage is everywhere.
[02:25:38]  All you got to do is just take a freaking YouTube search at TSA searches and take a look at how many kids, how many innocent people, how many old people, people with prosthetics, you know, people.
[02:25:51]  I mean, people are just being completely humiliated just so that they can get on a freaking plane.
[02:26:00]  I just can't believe this crap.
[02:26:01]  I can't believe that the American people, they're just accepting this.
[02:26:04]  And not to mention, folks, it's not just at airports anymore.
[02:26:08]  No, no, it's not just at airports anymore.
[02:26:11]  Now they're at the Greyhound bus stations.
[02:26:14]  Now they're at the train stations.
[02:26:16]  And believe it or not, they're already incrementally bringing this out.
[02:26:20]  They're now on the highways.
[02:26:21]  They're now on the highways.
[02:26:23]  Now they're going to be able to pull you over, molest you, frisk you, and crawl up your goddamn ass with a microscope legally when you're just doing nothing from getting point A to point B. That's all you're doing, getting from point A to point B.
[02:26:36]  But because the TSA has this ridiculous authority, now they are on the freeway.
[02:26:43]  They're on the highway.
[02:26:44]  They're going to pull you over.
[02:26:45]  They're going to frisk you, your kids.
[02:26:46]  They're going to molest you because they can.
[02:26:51]  Because they can.
[02:26:52]  That's why these people are doing what they're doing.
[02:26:54]  Why do you think these TSA people are doing what they're doing?
[02:26:56]  Huh?
[02:26:59]  Why do you think they're doing what they're doing?
[02:27:00]  Because they can.
[02:27:01]  Because they have the authority to do it.
[02:27:03]  They're sick, disgusting bureaucrats.
[02:27:06]  And let me tell you something.
[02:27:07]  You TSA scumbags, if you actually take pride in yourself going to work every day, please kill yourself.
[02:27:14]  All right?
[02:27:15]  Seriously.
[02:27:15]  This is not a joke.
[02:27:17]  I'm not making a bit here.
[02:27:19]  Please, if you're a TSA person that actually enjoys going to work and thinks that you're actually conducting yourself in aiding America, please off yourself.
[02:27:31]  All right?
[02:27:31]  Kill yourself.
[02:27:33]  All right.
[02:27:33]  Slip-knot noose.
[02:27:35]  All right?
[02:27:35]  32 snub to the mouth.
[02:27:38]  All right.
[02:27:39]  You know, mix bleach and pneumonia and drink it.
[02:27:43]  All right.
[02:27:44]  I'm serious.
[02:27:45]  Kill yourself, TSA.
[02:27:47]  You are providing no type of safety to this country whatsoever.
[02:27:51]  All you're doing is legally molesting children.
[02:27:55]  And let me tell you something.
[02:27:57]  Jesus Christ.
[02:27:58]  I'm telling you right now, you TSA disgusting pieces of garbage.
[02:28:02]  You should all be ashamed of yourselves, all of you.
[02:28:06]  And you know, have you noticed that these TSA workers, they don't look like they have any kind of major intellectual capacity.
[02:28:13]  I mean, Shaniqua with the long fingernails, it's either Shaniqua with the long fingernails, Tyrone, or some fat bulldyke, or some fatty of a freaking, like some fat white dude.
[02:28:26]  It's always those four stereotypes right there.
[02:28:30]  Fat white dude, fat bulldyke, Shaniqua with the fingernails, or Tyrone.
[02:28:36]  That's the TSA, for Christ's sake.
[02:28:38]  You know what I mean?
[02:28:43]  Seriously, that's it.
[02:28:46]  So freaking kill yourselves.
[02:28:50]  TSA, you piece of crap.
[02:28:53]  Give me my drink, for Christ's sake.
[02:28:55]  God damn it.
[02:29:05]  Give me more beer.
[02:29:06]  I got it right here.
[02:29:07]  More beer.
[02:29:08]  Let me go ahead and open up this one here.
[02:29:11]  And for you folks that don't know, drinking some beer here because it was a great day on the markets.
[02:29:19]  God damn it, you stupid bottle cat piece of crap.
[02:29:24]  Anyway, that's about enough.
[02:29:25]  Once again, screw the TSA.
[02:29:27]  They're a bunch of pricks.
[02:29:29]  I take a dirty yellow bubbly piss right on the TSA, which they'll probably enjoy.
[02:29:34]  And all they can do is look back at me with a yellow smile about it, you child molesting freaks.
[02:29:41]  Anyway, that's it.
[02:29:43]  All right, we've had about enough.

=== Radiograffiti and TSA Rants (15:01) ===

[02:29:45]  It's about time now for everybody's favorite part of the broadcast.
[02:29:49]  And I'm talking about radiograffiti.
[02:29:54]  That's right, folks.
[02:29:55]  It's radio graffiti, that part of the broadcast where the spectators become a part of the spectacle.
[02:30:01]  All you have to do is give me a call at 646-652-4869.
[02:30:06]  And when I call on your Skype name or on your area code, you will have exactly three to four seconds to say whatever is on your mind.
[02:30:15]  Do you understand it?
[02:30:16]  Whatever it is.
[02:30:16]  And let me tell you, when I call on your goddamn Skype name or I call on your area code, you better be ready.
[02:30:22]  Don't be a hell and teller deaf mute and just sit there like an incompetent jerk.
[02:30:27]  All right?
[02:30:30]  So you better be ready.
[02:30:31]  All right?
[02:30:32]  As a matter of fact, we better cherish the moments that we spend here on these internets together because CISPA has passed the house and our internet freedom days are over.
[02:30:44]  All right?
[02:30:45]  Our internet days and our internet freedom is just about over.
[02:30:49]  You know what I mean?
[02:30:52]  Anyway, let's go ahead and take it from the top here.
[02:30:54]  Tango whiskey, radio graffiti.
[02:30:57]  I don't like contradictions.
[02:31:00]  I haven't watched one episode.
[02:31:01]  All right.
[02:31:02]  I hate that stupid dumbass cartoon.
[02:31:04]  I mean, you know, especially after season two, for Christ's sake, we're supposed to believe this crap.
[02:31:09]  Secondly, season two says to believe this.
[02:31:18]  Shut up.
[02:31:19]  Shut up.
[02:31:19]  That's a splice.
[02:31:21]  Shut up.
[02:31:22]  You freaking bronies.
[02:31:24]  You only, you wish.
[02:31:25]  You wish I was a freaking brony, for Christ's sake.
[02:31:27]  Well, you know what?
[02:31:28]  Let me take that back for a second.
[02:31:29]  All right.
[02:31:30]  Let me take that back for a second because did anybody see the latest tweet?
[02:31:35]  This freaking eBay, this eBay, I don't even know what to call it, a plushie?
[02:31:44]  I guess a brony plushie.
[02:31:46]  Some handmade brony plushie or something.
[02:31:48]  Anyway, it's being sold on eBay right now.
[02:31:52]  Let me take a look at this brony sculpture.
[02:31:56]  Right now, you've got $3,000.
[02:32:00]  Well, it was $6,000, obviously, was a bunch of bogus, I guess a bunch of bogus bids or something.
[02:32:06]  I have no freaking idea, but $3,050 for this Queen, what is this?
[02:32:13]  Queen Chris Salis, My Little Pony, plush.
[02:32:18]  $3,050.
[02:32:21]  I mean, if bronies are freaking spending money on that kind of crap, I'm going to make me a freaking brony, all right?
[02:32:28]  I'm going to make me a My Little Pony and put it on freaking eBay and see if these people will drop about $5,000 or $6,000 for it, baby.
[02:32:35]  Woo!
[02:32:38]  But no, I'm not a brony, okay?
[02:32:39]  Let's take it to the top.
[02:32:41]  808, radio graffiti.
[02:32:43]  Yo, suck, ghost bro.
[02:32:44]  You want to go and slam a motherfucking Faygo?
[02:32:49]  Jesus Christ.
[02:32:50]  Butthole Express radio graffiti.
[02:32:54]  Hope you heard that, my coming porn star, Lisa Ann, on the air.
[02:32:59]  I hope you'll be able to listen.
[02:33:02]  They're gonna have uh porn star Lisa Ann on the air?
[02:33:05]  Yeah.
[02:33:06]  Who's Lisa Ann?
[02:33:08]  She's a famous porn star.
[02:33:10]  You look her up, man.
[02:33:11]  You'll like it.
[02:33:12]  You should come on the air and talk.
[02:33:14]  All right, well, maybe I will.
[02:33:15]  I don't know.
[02:33:16]  The wife may not like that, man.
[02:33:17]  818, Radio Graffiti.
[02:33:22]  512, Radio Graffiti.
[02:33:25]  Female tub with urination.
[02:33:27]  Photos of unsuspecting women caught with their pants down in all sorts of outdoor tub with geek hoses and situations.
[02:33:34]  You will see pics taken in a variety of public venues, including bars and restaurant areas, sporting events, concerts.
[02:33:41]  Marty Gross and many more watch mature woman making a very unstable tea shower.
[02:33:46]  It's split.
[02:33:47]  What the hell are you talking about?
[02:33:48]  Hey, Steve Hawking.
[02:33:49]  Hey, we don't want to hear about your golden shower endeavors there, Stephen Hawking.
[02:33:54]  I mean, Jesus Christ, did you hear this idiot?
[02:33:56]  Oh, yes, golden showers.
[02:33:59]  Oh, yeah.
[02:34:00]  I'm looking at some bitch doing a pee-pee.
[02:34:03]  Oh, yeah.
[02:34:04]  I mean, give me a freaking break, man.
[02:34:08]  How about 770, radio graffiti?
[02:34:11]  Yo, ghost.
[02:34:12]  What's up?
[02:34:14]  Not much.
[02:34:14]  Hey, I love your show, man.
[02:34:16]  You're doing good.
[02:34:17]  And I do have to say, I do not agree with CISPA.
[02:34:19]  I think they should just, like, burn it up in a flame.
[02:34:24]  What?
[02:34:25]  What was that last part again?
[02:34:26]  They should really just drop CISPA.
[02:34:29]  I mean, SOPA, this is like SOPA.
[02:34:32]  It's even worse than SOPA.
[02:34:34]  Yeah, you're damn right.
[02:34:35]  I mean, it is worse than SOPA.
[02:34:36]  But remember, the White House claims it's going to veto it.
[02:34:40]  I doubt it, though.
[02:34:41]  724, Radio Graffiti.
[02:34:47]  Jesus Christ.
[02:34:48]  Buffalo Bill, Radio Graffiti.
[02:34:51]  Hey, ghost.
[02:34:54]  I hope you don't mind that I kidnapped your granddaughter and turned her into a members-only jacket.
[02:35:04]  What?
[02:35:07]  And not only that, you had some fruity ass music in the background, too.
[02:35:09]  Am I supposed to believe that when you're sitting over there listening to the pesh mode and shit?
[02:35:14]  Jesus Christ, stop fruiting up, you stupid fruit.
[02:35:16]  209, radio graffiti.
[02:35:19]  Hey, I still like that so spa thing.
[02:35:22]  It's really cool.
[02:35:24]  Yeah, well, you're a stupid moron.
[02:35:26]  336, radio graffiti.
[02:35:28]  Graffiti.
[02:35:32]  You have a black guy handshake on the half inch of you.
[02:35:37]  Shut up, you stupid remixing prick.
[02:35:39]  516, radio graffiti.
[02:35:42]  Hey, ghost.
[02:35:43]  Look, in my opinion, I think actually Obama is going to veto the vote because it would give him votes.
[02:35:48]  No, he ain't going to give him votes.
[02:35:50]  Are you kidding me?
[02:35:51]  I mean, with this bad economy, with this bad foreign policy, America being laughed at on the international stage, absolutely not.
[02:35:59]  How about 949, Radio Graffiti?
[02:36:02]  My little hambone.
[02:36:03]  My little hambone.
[02:36:05]  Shut up, you stupid moron.
[02:36:07]  Shut your face.
[02:36:09]  323, radio graffiti.
[02:36:11]  I'm going to send you a fresh play and more beer than Tyler Ghostler.
[02:36:15]  Shut up with the ghostler crap, alright?
[02:36:17]  Enough of that.
[02:36:19]  805, radio graffiti.
[02:36:21]  Hey, ghost, it's Edna.
[02:36:23]  What's going on?
[02:36:25]  Who?
[02:36:26]  It's Edna.
[02:36:27]  Remember, Edna, what's up?
[02:36:30]  Well, what the hell is you?
[02:36:31]  All right, what's going on?
[02:36:32]  I got a little emphysema here.
[02:36:34]  And, you know, smoking cigarettes doesn't do it for me anymore.
[02:36:38]  So I take a shit and then I roll ahead and smoke it.
[02:36:41]  Ah, Jesus Christ, you sick pricks.
[02:36:46]  Sick pricks, man.
[02:36:49]  936, Radio Graffiti.
[02:36:52]  Ah, hey, Ghost, my friend.
[02:36:54]  Have you ever heard of Welcome to the Machine by Pink Floyd?
[02:36:57]  I mean, I think this is yours.
[02:36:59]  Oh, man.
[02:37:00]  I mean, like hearing all these stories and stuff.
[02:37:03]  No, you're damn right.
[02:37:03]  I mean, why don't I mean, sometimes I'll break off in song.
[02:37:06]  I've said that before.
[02:37:07]  Welcome, my son.
[02:37:10]  Welcome to machines here.
[02:37:16]  I mean, this ain't no joke.
[02:37:17]  941, radio graffiti.
[02:37:19]  Peter, how depressed I am when I hear that CISPA passes the house.
[02:37:24]  I mean, I am very mad at them.
[02:37:27]  Oh, look who it is.
[02:37:28]  It's Karaskin, man.
[02:37:29]  What's going on, Karaskin?
[02:37:30]  How you doing?
[02:37:32]  Eh, nothing much.
[02:37:35]  How about you?
[02:37:35]  What do you think about CISPA?
[02:37:36]  What's going on?
[02:37:37]  What do you think about CISPA, Karaskin?
[02:37:39]  So broad.
[02:37:41]  I mean, this is more like an overreaction bill that will take away your privacy.
[02:37:45]  Imagine if some politician is talking through my grandfather by a peephole.
[02:37:52]  I mean, this is just wrong for many reasons.
[02:37:55]  It is wrong.
[02:37:56]  It's horrible, for Christ's sake, to Karaskin.
[02:37:58]  I mean, you know, I mean, this is what internet freedom has come to, for Christ's sake.
[02:38:03]  They are going to absolve internet service providers and websites from any kind of litigation relating to the leaking of private information to the government, man.
[02:38:10]  It's sick.
[02:38:12]  No kidding.
[02:38:13]  I choke very sharply.
[02:38:16]  Ugh.
[02:38:17]  Just make me sick of this comic.
[02:38:19]  Hey, well, what do you think about the Secret Service investigation there, Karaskin?
[02:38:26]  What do you think about them not only patronizing hookers in Colombia, but they're patronizing hookers in El Salvador?
[02:38:35]  This is more like the most embarrassing thing they've ever done in their life.
[02:38:39]  They should be ashamed of themselves.
[02:38:42]  Really?
[02:38:43]  What do you think this should happen to them?
[02:38:47]  They should get fired for being, well, let's just say they're going to get fired soon.
[02:38:52]  I'm not sure how it works.
[02:38:54]  All right.
[02:38:55]  Hey, one more thing, Karaskin.
[02:38:56]  What do you think about this goddamn multi-thousand dollar plushie of a freaking pony on eBay?
[02:39:03]  What do you think about that?
[02:39:05]  What a rip-off.
[02:39:07]  Well, somebody's paying for it.
[02:39:09]  I mean, you know, I mean, what the hell is up with this brony idea?
[02:39:11]  I mean, can you give me some insight?
[02:39:13]  I mean, you seem to know about, you know, communities and that sort of thing.
[02:39:17]  What is it with this brony crap?
[02:39:19]  What is it with it?
[02:39:21]  I think they are embracing it too much, and they need to cut that out.
[02:39:26]  Don't they have any other hobbies like painting or working on other things?
[02:39:33]  Anyways, yeah.
[02:39:35]  Painting?
[02:39:35]  What are you talking about?
[02:39:36]  Painting, like finger painting or something?
[02:39:38]  No, I would not say finger painting.
[02:39:40]  I would just say oil painting.
[02:39:42]  Or perhaps they would have to do some musician or something like that.
[02:39:49]  All right.
[02:39:49]  Hey, are you going to go out on a date or something there, Karaskin, pretty soon?
[02:39:54]  I'm not ready, but I might.
[02:39:57]  I'm trying.
[02:39:57]  I'm looking.
[02:39:58]  I'm looking.
[02:39:58]  But anyway, hey, you hate ghosts.
[02:40:01]  How's Radio Graffiti going so far?
[02:40:03]  Is it graffiti?
[02:40:04]  Radio graffiti is all right.
[02:40:06]  Hey, we're looking for women for Karaskin.
[02:40:08]  You want a woman or a man?
[02:40:11]  Woman.
[02:40:12]  All right.
[02:40:12]  Are you sure?
[02:40:14]  Oh, yeah, of course.
[02:40:17]  You don't want a trans-testicle, do you?
[02:40:19]  Do you want any kind of a trans-testicle, one that looks like a woman?
[02:40:23]  Nah, I prefer straight.
[02:40:26]  Hey, you want me to stick around?
[02:40:28]  I might give you a backup.
[02:40:30]  No, no, hey, Karaskin, stay right there.
[02:40:32]  We might come back to you, man.
[02:40:34]  I'm going to do a couple of more radio graffitis here, and then we'll come back to you, man.
[02:40:39]  So stay right there, all right?
[02:40:41]  405, radio graffiti.
[02:40:43]  Yo, Gus, what's up?
[02:40:44]  But I wanted to finish my telling you about the thing because you hung up on me before I got to tell you about the other thing.
[02:40:53]  All right, what's the thing?
[02:40:55]  Well, I'm in high school, and you know how you talk about the public school system.
[02:41:01]  You've been talking about that lately.
[02:41:03]  Yeah.
[02:41:05]  So I'm sitting in my biology class.
[02:41:09]  We get finished with a test, and we're sitting there, and the bell's about to ring.
[02:41:14]  We're ready to go.
[02:41:15]  Jesus Christ, I'm sorry.
[02:41:16]  You're boring the balls off of me and my listeners, man.
[02:41:18]  I'm sorry.
[02:41:18]  Call back later.
[02:41:19]  423, radio graffiti.
[02:41:26]  Herman Kane and Bundy Nurse.
[02:41:30]  Shut up, you stupid assholes.
[02:41:33]  Leave Herman Kane alone, for Christ's sake.
[02:41:36]  Note party, radio graffiti.
[02:41:39]  Oh, so, ghost, it turns out that a blood diamond is when you have a period and a little undeveloped embryo comes out of your vagina.
[02:41:48]  Ah, Jesus Christ.
[02:41:50]  Are you kidding me?
[02:41:51]  Why did you have to bring that up to our attention there, Note Party, you trans-testicle?
[02:41:55]  Why would I be kidding you about something that arouses me so?
[02:41:59]  Oh!
[02:42:00]  Oh!
[02:42:05]  You just get him off, man!
[02:42:07]  Get that trans-testicle off, for Christ's sake.
[02:42:11]  Yeah!
[02:42:14]  Jesus Christ.
[02:42:15]  518, Radio Graffiti.
[02:42:20]  Jesus Christ, get a better internet connection.
[02:42:21]  952, radio graffiti.
[02:42:28]  Jesus Christ, we can't even understand you, you milky liquor.
[02:42:31]  443, radio graffiti.
[02:42:34]  My name is Ghostler.
[02:42:36]  My name is Ghostler.
[02:42:37]  My name is Bamboo.
[02:42:40]  My name is Ghostler.
[02:42:42]  My name is Ghostler.
[02:42:43]  My name is Ghost.
[02:42:44]  Stupid assholes.
[02:42:45]  First of all, I don't appreciate being remixed with Tamin M.
[02:42:48]  And secondly, don't call me Ghostler, you dicks.
[02:42:53]  Jesus Christ, 508 Radio Graffiti.
[02:42:58]  Fuck you, Texas.
[02:42:59]  Fuck you, little star bitch.
[02:43:01]  Jesus Christ, here we go with this crap.
[02:43:03]  Hold on a sake.
[02:43:03]  We got 911 calling.
[02:43:06]  I'm serious.
[02:43:06]  There's something that just says 911.
[02:43:08]  911 Radio Graffiti.
[02:43:11]  Hey, what's going on, Ghost?
[02:43:13]  Hey, what's going on, man?
[02:43:14]  Hey, is that Beatown?
[02:43:16]  Yeah, what's going on?
[02:43:17]  Hey, what's going on?
[02:43:18]  Jesus Christ is saying 911.
[02:43:20]  Are you kidding me?
[02:43:21]  We got 911 calling up, wanting to do some radio graffiti and shit or what?
[02:43:26]  I can't believe the Lou Ferregno that was mitten from Kraska just a second ago.
[02:43:31]  My God.
[02:43:33]  That's right, man.
[02:43:34]  The Lou Farrigno.
[02:43:35]  Let's bring Karaskin back on real quick.
[02:43:36]  Hey, Karaskin, you there?
[02:43:39]  Yep, I'm here.
[02:43:40]  What about B-Town?
[02:43:41]  Are you down with you're doing the Lou Farigno?
[02:43:44]  Am I correct?
[02:43:48]  Well, that depends.
[02:43:52]  But anyway, B-Town, how's it going, dude?
[02:43:55]  It's going good, Lou Farregno.
[02:44:02]  Hey, Lou Farigno, we're going to start calling Karaskin.
[02:44:05]  We're starting to call Karaskin the internet Lou Farigno, man.
[02:44:08]  You want to know why, Karaskin?
[02:44:09]  Because, you know, you sound like a very big guy.
[02:44:12]  Are you a big guy?
[02:44:13]  You know, strong, burly, you know, get the women wet in the pants.
[02:44:17]  Oh, my.
[02:44:18]  Yes, I might.
[02:44:20]  Yes.
[02:44:21]  Oh, yeah, because I could imagine they're Karaskin, because, you know, to be honest with you, you know, whenever we talk in the Capitalist Army chat room, you're talking about how you're eating T-bone steaks and border houses.
[02:44:32]  And I mean, you know, not only do you have to be a capitalist to do that, but you got to be a pretty big guy, right?
[02:44:37]  So you're Lou Farigno style, right?
[02:44:40]  Yep.
[02:44:42]  All right.
[02:44:43]  Thanks a lot, Karaskin.
[02:44:44]  I appreciate it, man.
[02:44:45]  Hey, B-Town, man.

=== Internet Trolls and Brony Man (16:03) ===

[02:44:46]  What's up?
[02:44:46]  You want to give me a shout-out, bro?
[02:44:48]  No shout-outs.
[02:44:49]  I'm about to watch the draft here in about 15 minutes.
[02:44:53]  Some good.
[02:44:53]  Oh, yeah, with the NFL, right?
[02:44:55]  Yep.
[02:44:56]  Yeah, you know, uh, you know, Griffin, number one, baby.
[02:44:59]  Yeah, could be.
[02:45:00]  It's number two, though.
[02:45:03]  Anyways, I'll be listening.
[02:45:05]  All right, man, you be cool, man.
[02:45:06]  Beat Down Capitalist, a member of the Capitalist Army.
[02:45:10]  Much props, man.
[02:45:11]  973, Radio Graffiti.
[02:45:13]  Hey, Ghost, I'd just like to, you know, wish you a happy congratulations on becoming Supreme Wizard on behalf of the entire Ku Klux Klan.
[02:45:21]  Thank you.
[02:45:22]  Oh, shut up, you stupid moron.
[02:45:24]  417, Radio Graffiti.
[02:45:27]  Yo, what's up, Ghost?
[02:45:28]  It's your favorite Ninja guitarist.
[02:45:31]  All right, it's Guitar Ninja.
[02:45:32]  What's going on, man?
[02:45:33]  How you doing?
[02:45:34]  I'm doing good.
[02:45:35]  How are you, man?
[02:45:36]  No, just chilling, man.
[02:45:37]  Just chilling.
[02:45:38]  What's going on with you?
[02:45:39]  What's been hanging with you, man?
[02:45:40]  What you been doing?
[02:45:42]  Oh, man.
[02:45:44]  I checked out that Twitter link you put, man.
[02:45:46]  That the pony thing, the three grand for a pony.
[02:45:50]  Hold on.
[02:45:50]  Yeah, three grand for a pony plushie.
[02:45:53]  Can you believe that, crap?
[02:45:54]  I'm going to start making one probably after this show.
[02:45:57]  Ghost, you totally should.
[02:45:58]  There's money to be had in the brony plushie market.
[02:46:04]  I'm telling you, I can see it.
[02:46:06]  I see the brony plushie market for Christ's sake.
[02:46:08]  Are you kidding me?
[02:46:09]  I mean, if these damn bronies are going to be spending this much time with the goddamn, you know, not just time, but energy and money on this brony stuff, I may start manufacturing some brony crap.
[02:46:22]  I'm not joking.
[02:46:23]  This is not a joke.
[02:46:24]  I'm not a brony for all you people that are like, oh, my God.
[02:46:27]  Welcome to the herd.
[02:46:29]  No, no, I'm not a freaking brony, but I understand what a goddamn market when I see one.
[02:46:34]  So you're absolutely right there, Guitar Ninja.
[02:46:37]  Good point.
[02:46:38]  770, Radio Graffiti.
[02:46:41]  Hello, Ghost.
[02:46:43]  Yeah.
[02:46:44]  Ghost, can you hear me?
[02:46:46]  Yeah, we can hear you.
[02:46:46]  What's up?
[02:46:47]  Hey, Ghost.
[02:46:49]  I called earlier, but something went wrong.
[02:46:51]  And I was saying about CISPA.
[02:46:55]  It should really be like, just get out of the house right now.
[02:46:59]  I do not want to lose our internet freedom.
[02:47:03]  Well, man, you know, it's a little late, man.
[02:47:04]  I mean, they passed it in the house.
[02:47:06]  You should be contacting your congressman.
[02:47:08]  You should be tweeting at that son of a bitch if he voted for it and say, hey, you're not supporting your constituency.
[02:47:14]  You're not obeying the actual views of your constituency.
[02:47:19]  You vulgar display of power bureaucrat piece of crap.
[02:47:24]  That's right.
[02:47:24]  CISPA has passed the House.
[02:47:26]  And according to the White House, they claim that they're going to veto it, but I don't believe them.
[02:47:30]  256, Radio Graffiti.
[02:47:32]  Hey, I just want to say that I've taken better craps than CISPA.
[02:47:40]  Yeah, well, so have I, for Christ's sake.
[02:47:41]  You know what I mean?
[02:47:42]  They probably look like your cousin Leroy.
[02:47:45]  724, Radio Graffiti.
[02:47:50]  How are you going?
[02:47:53]  We can't even hear you, for Christ's sake.
[02:47:54]  It sounds like you're talking from the inside of an ass.
[02:47:57]  919, Radio Graffiti.
[02:47:59]  Hey, Ghost, how are you doing?
[02:48:01]  What's up?
[02:48:01]  Hey, so this is the same guy who called out the father thing about throwing me the football.
[02:48:07]  Yeah, well, too bad.
[02:48:08]  You know what I'm saying?
[02:48:09]  I mean, we all have tough breaks, kid.
[02:48:11]  484, Radio Graffiti.
[02:48:14]  Hey, Ghost.
[02:48:14]  I was just wondering why people are calling you Adolph Ghostler.
[02:48:17]  I mean, your name's Alex Jonesler.
[02:48:20]  Shut up, you stupid moron.
[02:48:22]  Don't compare me to that fat freaking hambone.
[02:48:25]  Don't compare me to that fat hambone, Alex Jones, for Christ's sake.
[02:48:28]  He's a Portland asshole who extorts fear.
[02:48:33]  313 Radio Graffiti. Hello.
[02:48:42]  Me.
[02:48:44]  Me, who?
[02:48:49]  Jesus Christ.
[02:48:50]  Shut up, bro.
[02:48:51]  Get back in the kitchen.
[02:48:52]  Make me a sandwich or something.
[02:48:53]  All right, do something productive, please.
[02:48:55]  419, Radio Graffiti.
[02:49:01]  Jesus Christ.
[02:49:02]  Here come the deaf mutes now.
[02:49:04]  Let's take a couple of more Skype callers.
[02:49:05]  I'm at Burning Countracula, Radio Graffiti.
[02:49:08]  Eat that Watermelon.
[02:49:09]  Eat that Watermelon.
[02:49:10]  Eat that Wildermel.
[02:49:11]  Joel Lamb.
[02:49:15]  Joel and Good.
[02:49:17]  Oh, man.
[02:49:17]  Get that racist crap out of here for Christ's sake.
[02:49:20]  God damn it.
[02:49:22]  How about Georgios' right, Radio Graffiti?
[02:49:26]  French doors?
[02:49:57]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[02:49:58]  Somebody made a remix about Trixie's French doors.
[02:50:03]  It's a little inside capitalist army thing.
[02:50:05]  You guys, you know, you wouldn't understand.
[02:50:08]  973, Radio Graffiti.
[02:50:13]  Freaking deaf mute.
[02:50:14]  540, radio graffiti.
[02:50:20]  Shut up, you stupid idiot.
[02:50:21]  812, radio graffiti.
[02:50:25]  Hell no.
[02:50:25]  What's up, motherfucker?
[02:50:29]  What the hell is your problem?
[02:50:31]  Not man.
[02:50:32]  Catch him, bro.
[02:50:34]  You got a problem?
[02:50:37]  You sound like a cracker-ass cracker trying to be black, for Christ's sake.
[02:50:40]  405, radio graffiti.
[02:50:42]  Gus, let me finish my story because it really proves your point.
[02:50:46]  We're in radio graffiti right now, for Christ's sake, with your story.
[02:50:51]  Fat Marshall, Radio Graffiti.
[02:50:56]  Oh, yeah, all yeah, baby.
[02:51:01]  Oh, yeah, look at that.
[02:51:04]  Oh, yeah, all yeah, baby.
[02:51:09]  Oh, yeah, look at that.
[02:51:11]  Shut up, you stupid assholes.
[02:51:15]  Freaking clopping clip, a freaking clopping clip for print!
[02:51:21]  Freaking brony!
[02:51:27]  You freaking bronies with this clopper crap!
[02:51:33]  You sick-ass twisted bronies, for Christ's sake, I want to repeat this to you, stupid, over-feminized bodies.
[02:51:40]  I will never, and I mean never be a damn brony, man.
[02:51:47]  Stop getting your hopes up, you fruits.
[02:51:52]  Jesus.
[02:51:56]  Get a freaking mic for Christ's sake.
[02:52:00]  I'm not a freaking brony.
[02:52:02]  I'm not.
[02:52:05]  Jesus Christ.
[02:52:07]  How about 574, radio graffiti?
[02:52:12]  I think you have skeletons in your closet, too, Mr. 20-something blazing toy.
[02:52:19]  You stupid idiots.
[02:52:20]  603, radio graffiti.
[02:52:23]  Oh, God, good.
[02:52:24]  I'm going to slip your ace out to a straw.
[02:52:29]  Sick, twisted prick.
[02:52:31]  And in the wizard, radio graffiti.
[02:52:33]  Please welcome Gabe Newell of Valve.
[02:52:37]  Is there anything you secretly geek out about?
[02:52:41]  I watched my little pony.
[02:52:43]  You're a brony.
[02:52:44]  Yep.
[02:52:45]  Oh, my gosh.
[02:52:46]  Ah, Jesus Christ, not Gabe Newell.
[02:52:50]  Not Jayman.
[02:52:51]  He's a freaking brony.
[02:52:53]  God damn it!
[02:52:55]  God damn it!
[02:52:59]  God damn it, man!
[02:53:05]  Freaking bronies!
[02:53:06]  I mean, freaking what damn it!
[02:53:08]  Gabe Newell!
[02:53:09]  Gabe Newell's a brony for Christ's sake!
[02:53:12]  God damn it, man!
[02:53:16]  What is this world coming to?
[02:53:18]  What is this goddamn world coming to when Gabe Newell is a freaking brony, man?
[02:53:27]  Jesus.
[02:53:28]  Oh, God, man.
[02:53:30]  I just.
[02:53:31]  Yeah.
[02:53:33]  Yeah.
[02:53:37]  Oh, geez.
[02:53:38]  Oh, God.
[02:53:41]  Oh, my God.
[02:53:42]  Gabe's a freaking brony, man.
[02:53:47]  I mean, is everybody becoming a brony now?
[02:53:50]  Is everybody.
[02:53:51]  I mean, Jesus.
[02:54:01]  Jeez, I mean, everybody's fruiting up, man.
[02:54:03]  They're fruiting up.
[02:54:06]  They're fruiting up, man.
[02:54:08]  Everybody.
[02:54:09]  The whole world.
[02:54:11]  The whole world is fruiting up for Christ's sake.
[02:54:14]  Good God.
[02:54:18]  Oh, geez.
[02:54:22]  Oh, my God.
[02:54:23]  I can't believe freaking Gabe Newell.
[02:54:25]  Gabe Newell a brony.
[02:54:29]  What's this world coming to, man?
[02:54:31]  What?
[02:54:31]  What?
[02:54:32]  I mean, Siri, what's going on here?
[02:54:35]  What's going on?
[02:54:39]  I mean, this has got to be a big troll.
[02:54:41]  Please tell me that this is a humongous troll, that everybody that's claiming to become bronies are just trolling everybody.
[02:54:48]  Please tell me that's the truth.
[02:54:50]  Please, please, just for my own mental well-being, please tell me.
[02:54:55]  Please, please tell me it's a freaking troll.
[02:55:03]  Oh, my God.
[02:55:05]  Please tell me, man.
[02:55:07]  Please tell me.
[02:55:11]  Oh, my God.
[02:55:13]  Oh, my God.
[02:55:17]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[02:55:18]  Give me the mic.
[02:55:19]  Give me the mic.
[02:55:24]  I can't.
[02:55:25]  I just can't believe this crap.
[02:55:27]  Everybody's becoming a freaking brony out here.
[02:55:31]  I just.
[02:55:33]  Oh, my God.
[02:55:34]  I need a drink.
[02:55:35]  Give me my fear.
[02:55:36]  Give me my fear, man.
[02:55:39]  Freaking Gabe Newell, man.
[02:55:41]  I mean, come on, Gabe.
[02:55:42]  God damn it.
[02:55:46]  Give me my freaking beer, man.
[02:55:59]  I mean, I need a stiff drink after hearing this crap.
[02:56:03]  I mean, everybody's becoming a brony, man.
[02:56:06]  Everybody.
[02:56:10]  Jesus Christ, I'm a...
[02:56:28]  Oh, God.
[02:56:33]  Oh, my God.
[02:56:38]  I'm at a loss for words here, alright?
[02:56:43]  Jesus Christ.
[02:56:44]  I'm taking a couple more callers in that shit.
[02:56:47]  I'm just, this is sick.
[02:56:49]  607 radio graffiti.
[02:56:51]  Jesus Christ.
[02:57:00]  347 radio graffiti.
[02:57:02]  What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
[02:57:06]  Find me up your anal passage.
[02:57:09]  559, radio graffiti.
[02:57:11]  With a war growl.
[02:57:12]  It starts with getting fired up, staring at yourself in the mirror, and showing some teeth, and saying, I'm a human being.
[02:57:18]  I have dignity.
[02:57:19]  I'm going to resist.
[02:57:20]  I'm going to start recognizing the propaganda.
[02:57:22]  I'm going to break free from it.
[02:57:24]  Shut up, Alex, you fat, jelly-ass bastard.
[02:57:27]  You're the one profiting from this, you fat Portly prick.
[02:57:32]  978, radio graffiti.
[02:57:35]  Screw the TSA and death to all bronies.
[02:57:38]  Have a great Ball of Friday tomorrow, Ghost.
[02:57:40]  Hey, man, thanks a lot.
[02:57:41]  I appreciate it.
[02:57:42]  240, Radio Graffiti, or 204, excuse me, Radio Graffiti.
[02:57:46]  There are a couple of terms being used a lot these days by guilty white liberals.
[02:57:51]  First one is happens to be.
[02:57:53]  He happens to be black.
[02:57:55]  I have a friend who happens to be black.
[02:57:59]  Oh, yeah.
[02:58:00]  Real funny.
[02:58:01]  Shut up.
[02:58:01]  Shut up.
[02:58:02]  All right.
[02:58:03]  Shut up.
[02:58:04]  Real funny.
[02:58:05]  Yeah.
[02:58:08]  I do happen to have a whole bunch of friends that happen to be black.
[02:58:12]  I don't know what you idiots are talking about.
[02:58:14]  I happen to have a whole bunch of friends that happen to be Hispandex.
[02:58:18]  All right?
[02:58:19]  I happen to have a whole bunch of friends that happen to be WOP, Kraut, and Camel Jockey.
[02:58:25]  So for you people to be sitting over here trying to act as if I'm some sort of a pompous bourgeois liberal is a ridiculous, false indictment.
[02:58:34]  It's a lie, and you people are pieces of crap.
[02:58:40]  Jesus Christ.
[02:58:41]  585, Radio Graffiti.
[02:58:44]  Brave heart, John Conquest.
[02:58:45]  One day the world will know friendship is magic.
[02:58:48]  Shut up, you stupid moron.
[02:58:50]  Kadoo 17, radio graffiti.
[02:58:53]  I'm a melting hot balloon.
[02:58:59]  And I'm getting control.
[02:59:00]  I am sorry, sensitive shit.
[02:59:05]  I'm a melting hot balloon.
[02:59:11]  And I'm getting control.
[02:59:12]  I am sorry, sensitive shit.
[02:59:19]  God damn it, with these freaking remixes for crack sake.
[02:59:22]  You're remixing with Maniac?
[02:59:24]  Are you kidding me?
[02:59:25]  You're fruiting up, man.
[02:59:26]  You're fruiting up.
[02:59:27]  You're all fruiting up.
[02:59:28]  You bronies and never you're fruiting up.
[02:59:38]  You're fruiting up.
[02:59:40]  You're all fruiting up.
[02:59:41]  You're all making me sick.
[02:59:42]  I'm out of here.
[02:59:43]  I'm done.
[02:59:44]  I'm done.
[02:59:45]  Stick a fork in me.
[02:59:47]  I'm done.
[02:59:49]  Jesus, you're fruiting up.
[02:59:51]  All of you.
[02:59:55]  I'm out of here.
[02:59:56]  I'm not going to sit here and take this crap.
[02:59:58]  You'll be lucky if I do a broadcast tomorrow for Baller Friday.
[03:00:02]  You all will be lucky.
[03:00:07]  Jesus Christ, you'll all be lucky if I come back for Baller Friday.
[03:00:10]  That's it.
[03:00:10]  That's all I gotta say.
[03:00:14]  Anyway.
[03:00:17]  God damn it, you sorry sex of crap.
[03:00:19]  I can't believe this crap.
[03:00:20]  I can't believe this crap.
[03:00:21]  And look, the microphone is going out.
[03:00:23]  Good.
[03:00:24]  I'm glad.
[03:00:25]  I'm glad it's going out because I'm done.
[03:00:29]  I'm done.
[03:00:31]  Stick a fork in me.
[03:00:32]  I'm done.
[03:00:36]  Jesus Christ.
[03:00:41]  I'm sick of this crap.
[03:00:43]  I get no respect.
[03:00:44]  I deserve more respect.
[03:00:47]  All right?

=== Signing Off on True Capitalist Radio (02:11) ===

[03:00:49]  I mean, I'm a capitalist!
[03:00:54]  And I deserve the respect according to that title.
[03:01:00]  I'm a capitalist!
[03:01:06]  Anyway, I'm getting the hell out of here.
[03:01:07]  You assholes will be lucky.
[03:01:09]  You'll be lucky if I come here tomorrow for a ball or Friday.
[03:01:12]  You'll be lucky, for Christ's sake.
[03:01:14]  You're going to besmirch my show.
[03:01:16]  You're going to besmirch me.
[03:01:18]  How dare you?
[03:01:19]  How dare you all?
[03:01:20]  My show is serious business, and you people are treating it like it's some kind of a third-rate joke.
[03:01:28]  Jesus Christ.
[03:01:29]  Anyway, I'm getting the hell out of here.
[03:01:31]  Get me out of here, engineer.
[03:01:36]  I don't care how many people are still listening.
[03:01:38]  I don't care how many people are on the home.
[03:01:40]  I don't care.
[03:01:43]  These people will be lucky.
[03:01:44]  They'll be lucky if I come back tomorrow, engineer.
[03:01:47]  You got that?
[03:01:50]  All right, I'm getting the hell out of here.
[03:01:51]  Get me out of here, Engineer.
[03:01:52]  And hey, if you want to know if I'm going to conduct a broadcast tomorrow, follow me on Twitter, Ghost Politics.
[03:01:59]  All one word, no underscores, Ghost Politics.
[03:02:03]  And not to mention, if you hadn't had your fair fix of True Capitalist Radio, well, then go to the archive.
[03:02:08]  Every one of these broadcasts are archived, time-dated, and stamped for free download at Blog Talk Radio.
[03:02:15]  BlogtalkRadio.com/slash ghost.
[03:02:19]  Blogtalkradio.com/slash ghost.
[03:02:23]  All right.
[03:02:24]  You'll be lucky if I come back tomorrow.
[03:02:26]  You better follow me on Twitter and figure out if I am or not.
[03:02:31]  Anyway, get me out of here, Engineer.
[03:02:33]  I'm sick of these damn sick of them.
[03:02:34]  Get me out of here.
[03:02:39]  Get me out of here, Engineer.
[03:02:40]  God damn it.
[03:02:41]  Get me out of.
[03:02:42]  You've been listening to True Capitalist Radio.
[03:02:44]  The thoughts, views, ideas, comments, and opinions of the host of this show are absolutely his.
[03:02:51]  Catch more live episodes Monday through Friday from 3:30 to 6:30 Central.
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