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I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
The badass of business.
Give him capitalism or give him death.
That's it.
Period.
Broadcasting from his skylight office studios in beautiful downtown Austin, Texas.
You sound fruitier than a box of fruit loops, for Christ's sake.
And now, he'll take it from here.
Your host, the prognosticator of prognosticators, the man they call.
That's right, folks.
It's Baller Friday.
And not to mention, it's the infamous 420.
And I'm not talking about Hitler's birthday.
And no, I'm not talking about the Columbine anniversary.
I'm talking about the infamous underground holiday that is in reference to marijuana consumption, believe it or not.
That's right, folks, for you folks that are, I don't know, living under a rock or a complete square or just don't know what the hell your kids are doing.
420, that's what Baller Friday has basically fell upon this year.
And it is a holiday.
It's an underground, kind of a holiday to the equivalent of Valentine's Day, Mother's Day.
But it's definitely highly celebrated in the underground.
And it is a celebration of the consumption of tetrahydrocannabinol.
And of course, folks, if you've been with us, we celebrated this particular underground holiday last year at True Capitalist Radio number 69, dude.
And we had a great time.
And, you know, unfortunately, I really didn't want to make this a tradition, but during that episode number 69, well, before we get into all that, all right, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
Of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
I mean, you can already tell I'm a little freaking nervous out here.
You know what I mean?
Jesus Christ.
And before we get into anything else, please retweet the broadcast.
All right.
Go to the social networks.
Go to the forums.
Go to the blogs and split it around like wildfire and let everybody know that True Capitalist Radio is in effect and in the house.
And this is episode number 219.
219 episodes of the True Capitalist Radio Show have gone by.
And, you know, folks, it is the infamous Baller Friday 420 episode.
And as much as I am hyped about this particular episode, as much as I am a little bit giddy, I got some freaking butterflies in the stomach.
You know what I mean?
Because I know that And for you folks that don't know, the last episode, which was last year, 420, it was episode number 69, dudes.
I subjected myself to tetrahydrocannabinol.
Now, I don't want to get into the story about it, but as we started approaching this particular day this year, we've had a lot of requests of people asking, Hey, Ghost, are you going to be sitting here?
Are you going to be puffing the magic dragon?
Are you going to be consuming on some refa?
Well, without any further ado, let me just put it to you like this.
I'm not one who consumes in this particular herb, if you will.
I don't go out and seek it out, you know.
And since I had a lot of requests for this particular, I don't know, material in relation to this particular broadcast today, I decided to go and figure out, okay, let me see if I can go around Austin, Texas, and see if I can find something somewhere.
I mean, for you folks that don't know, I can't just call up the black kid across the street and say, hey, man, can you give me something?
Yeah, I can't do that.
I know there's a lot of folks out there that can do that.
I can't do that.
So when I went out on the streets of Austin, Texas, in an attempt to look for tetrahydrocannabinol for today's broadcast, I had to look far and wide.
I mean, I didn't know who to ask.
I was very nervous.
I mean, you know, I mean, how do you ask for this crap?
You just go up to somebody and say, hey, you know, you got a little bit of, I mean, I don't get it.
You know what I'm saying?
Anyway, I have a pretty good rapport with a lot of bartenders out here on 6th Street, folks.
I mean, hey, I'm a big tipper, all right?
I tip big.
And let me tell you, if you tip big, the bartenders know who you are.
They'll have your drink on the bar before you even sit down on the freaking stool, baby.
And I have that kind of rapport.
You know, I kind of had that BS rapport.
So I actually asked one of the bartenders if they knew about this stuff, if they can get a hold of this stuff.
I'm not asking them as if they're dealers or street pharmacists or anything of that nature.
I was just seeing if they could somehow get a hold of this stuff.
And, you know, one of the bartenders that I knew was very gracious.
You know, look, I mean, you know, if you knew a little some here, this is what I he broke off some of his own stash.
I kid you now.
This guy, and it's weird how this guy carried his own stash on him, but that's besides the point.
Anyway, he broke me off some of his own stash because, you know, he kind of knew why I was asking.
He was like, hey, it's 420, right?
You know, and that's that whole jive.
So anyway, he broke me off some of his own stash.
And according to him, it is droe for all you folks that are wondering the brand and the caliber and the potency of this particular tetrahydrocannabinol.
But I don't have a lot.
And moreover, I'm kind of apprehensive in actually consuming this today.
I know it's a big holiday for consuming this crap.
And I know there's a lot of people out there gathering all over the country and all over throughout the world, you know, pumping on the magic dragon and thinking it's a great day in Mr. Rogers' neighborhood, you know, walking around half bombed out of your head.
But as we started getting closer to this particular infamous underground holiday, for as many people that wanted me to continue this 420 tradition on the True Capitalist Radio show, there was a lot of people against this.
Oh, my God.
And let me tell you, they've got me thinking.
You know, they've got me thinking, like, Ghost, what are you doing?
You got kids that listen to you.
You're a capitalist.
You shouldn't be out here smoking this crap.
I mean, it's illegal.
I mean, what are you doing?
I mean, you know, don't be promoting the dumbing down of America.
I mean, you know, all kinds of emails and tweets and instant messages on all kinds of stuff.
So, you know, to be completely honest with you, I would lie to you if I say that I'm a little apprehensive in doing this.
And I would have to say that, you know, a lot of the opposition to this particular event has got me thinking twice on whether or not I should even be consuming this.
All right.
I mean, that's really the concern, as far as I can see here, as far as the dilemma is concerned.
So, you know, before I get into it, as a matter of fact, here it is right here.
I got a little stupid, got a little baggy here.
And it ain't much.
You know, it's like, you know, he broke me off.
What do you say?
A nug?
A nug?
The hell that is.
But anyway, it broke off into a couple other pieces and whatnot.
And, you know, we're going to see.
I don't know if we're going to consume this today.
As a matter of fact, after you assholes treated me like a piece of crap yesterday and last year and last broadcast, you people are lucky I'm even here to do a damn broadcast for that matter.
As a matter of fact, let me get a goddamn drink.
All right.
Let me get a drink.
Because you know what I'm going to do?
I'm going to get a drink.
I guess I need to calm my nerves here.
I need to calm my damn nerves.
I mean, I'm a little apprehensive.
You know, this is illegal here.
This is narcotics here.
You know, I mean, this messes with your brains.
I mean, I've seen reefer madness.
All right.
I've seen it.
Anyway, I'm going to drink some beer.
And I'm not going to drink too much because I don't want to mix intoxicants in this.
You know what I'm saying?
I don't want to mix intoxicants.
So what I'm doing here is I'm only going to consume two Optimator Spotting beverages, which, of course, if you don't know what Optimator Spottin is, well, it's a very high, intense grade of beer.
They can't even call it beer.
They call it malt liquor out here in America.
But we're going to only have a couple of these.
Go ahead and open up one right here.
All right, we already opened up one here.
And give me the mic.
Give me the mic.
Give me that goddamn mic.
I'm a little apprehensive.
I'm sorry.
Hey, all you people on Twitter, hey, screw you, man.
All right?
I'm not some freaking reefer addict out here.
I'm not like you people out here that, you know, just kind of go out in the corner, start blazing this like it's no big freaking deal, all right?
I mean, you're sharing this with your parents.
You said, that wasn't me, all right?
I'm not some freaking reefer addict out here.
Christ's sake.
Anyway, let me go ahead and go ahead and take a swig of this Optimator from Gemini.
Loslogen Shigen Slogan, Volkswagen.
Oh, man.
Oh, man, that's a harsh beer.
And I like it.
That's the kind of beer that'll put some freaking hair in your balls for all you fruity feminine bastards that are so feminine.
You throw a freaking wig on you.
You could probably go and try to try out for Miss Universe in 2012.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, before we get into anything, let me just go ahead and get to the markets.
I know everybody's anticipating what I'm saying about the markets on this Bowler Friday because we definitely saw some increases if you happen to be in the markets.
Jesus Christ, I'm a little apprehensive.
As you can see, I'm a little bit Of jitters, you know, a little bit of butterflies out here.
I don't like doing this, all right?
I don't like doing this.
All right?
I'm not a Rastafarian, all right?
I'm not some freaking reefer addict out here.
And all you people on Twitter that are sitting here talking garbage to me, is this some sort of a square or something?
Screw you people, all right.
Anyway, let me just get through the markets here, and then you know, we'll move on to other subjects, and then we'll come back to this here in a little bit, all right?
Anyway, once again, we saw increases in the markets, and the reason that we did was because I don't know why we saw two days of sell-offs.
I was telling you myself, I mean, it was just too much information for this impulsive investment community to handle, and that's why we saw the past two days of sell-offs.
I'm glad that these damn investors started coming to their senses, started buying back into this oversold market, and that's what we're seeing today.
Let's go ahead and let's talk about it.
We saw some good earnings come in on a variety of different fronts, and that's really what kind of fueled the market rally today.
Let's go ahead and get to the Dow Jones Industrials.
It is up today, 65.16 points, a percentage increase of 0.50%, closing out the Dow Jones Industrials at 13,000, 29.26 points for the Dow Jones Industrials.
I love to see it over 13,000.
You know what I'm saying?
I mean, I love to see it over 13,000.
When I see it dipped into the 12,9, 12, 8 range, I don't like it.
I don't like it because it's unanticipated for right now.
If this pussy-whipped investor community is a little light-stomached right now, you just wait till after mid-July.
I'm telling you this right now: after mid-July, I wouldn't be surprised if we start dipping into the 10,000 Dow Jones Industrial range by fall.
All right, I'm not joking.
All right, that's just my prognostication, just my opinion.
But we'll go ahead and see.
Maybe I'm wrong.
I'm usually not, but we'll see.
All right, anyway, let's get to the SP 500.
The SP 500 is up very modestly, 1.61 points, a percentage increase of 0.12%, closing out the SP at 1,378.53 points for the SP 500.
Let's get to the NASDAQ.
The NASDAQ is down today.
And what drags the NASDAQ down today?
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Apple.
Apple computers.
I'm telling you, this retraction, this sell-off, this correction that we're witnessing in Apple stock is systematically having an effect on the NASDAQ.
I mean, seriously, even with a couple of IPOs that really surged this week that came out in the NASDAQ, I mean, the influence of Apple on the NASDAQ has really taken its toll.
And that's why we're seeing decreases, even though we saw increases in the other sector, in the other equities markets.
Anyway, NASDAQ is down 7.11 points, a percentage decrease of 0.24%, closing out the NASDAQ at 3,000.45 points for the NASDAQ composite.
So, man, you're teetering at that 3,000 range.
All right.
I mean, I'm telling you, you know, this kind of throws a debate on whether or not Apple stock has too much, and I repeat, too much influence on the NASDAQ.
I mean, didn't we just talk about this yesterday that the Apple stock went down yesterday, which caused the NASDAQ to go down?
And what caused the Apple stock to go down yesterday?
Qualcomms missed numbers.
And of course, Qualcomm is the chips that are put in the components or that are put into the iPads and iPhones and all that other stuff.
So if Qualcomm is missing, then it must not spell too good a news for Apple.
At least that's what the impulsive investor is thinking right now.
And that's why you're seeing a retraction in Apple.
And it's having an effect on the NASDAQ, man.
I think this is a major business story right here.
If you're an investor, you should really look into what I just said.
Anyway, let's get to the FTSE 100, yes.
Oh, Fumali, driving across the pond over there in the UK.
The FTSE 100 is up today, 27.60 points, yes.
A percentage increase of 0.48% on the day.
Closing out the FTSE 100 at 4,772.15 points for the FTSE 100.
Sorry, I know that's a butchered-up English accent.
You know, the English, man, I mean, I know I have a lot of English capitalist Army members, all right?
And much props to them.
As a matter of fact, much props to the Capitalist Army on the Baller Friday, baby.
But believe it or not, man, these English have a whole bunch of different dialects, a whole bunch of different ways that they express their English language.
And, you know, I don't believe that there is just one universal English accent that could really encapsulate the whole English in general.
So my bad, but you do kind of sound like that.
Anyway, let's go ahead and get to the DAX, all right?
What Slogan, Schneegen, Schlogen, Volkswagen.
And of course, that is Germany's index, and they are up today.
All right.
We saw them sliding back because of the whole Spanish bond thing that we talked about for the past couple of weeks, actually, for the past week.
But they are up today.
They're rebounding.
They're up 78.90 points.
A percentage increase of 1.18% closing out at 6,750.12 points for the DAX index.
And let me tell you, I mean, it's good to see at least Europe somewhat bouncing back, but I'm very cautious about Europe.
Very, very cautious.
Because, you know, I mean, what have I been saying?
It's going to be Greece.
It's going to be Italy.
It's going to be Spain, Portugal, Ireland.
It's going to be all of them.
And the only major players within the Eurozone that can actually save these, you know, fledgling socialist countries are Germany and France.
And that's exactly what they're doing.
They're just buying up these countries.
I don't know if you folks out there in Europe understand this, that, you know, y'all are being bought up because of your own socialist complacency.
And that's, you know, that's pretty sad.
You know, wake up, mate.
All right.
Anyway, let's get to the commodities, shall we?
The energy.
All right.
Brent crude futures.
And of course, for all you ass clowns that don't know what Brent crude is, it's the oil that's consumed by Europe and Asia.
It is up today, 87 cents, a percentage increase of 0.74%, closing out Brent crude at $118.87 per barrel of Brent crude oil.
Gasoline futures, they ain't going down.
They're up modestly today, $3, a percentage increase of 0.30% on the day.
So once again, these gas prices ain't going down.
And as I've stated, we're going to see the effect of these gas prices on the bottom and top lines of these corporations on the stock market in the third and fourth quarters.
Mark my word, man.
Telling you, you're going to see a retraction here.
Get ready for it.
Cash in while you can right now because we're going to see a dip.
All right.
Get ready to short is all I got to say.
Anyway, heating oil futures are up $1.47, a percentage increase of 0.47%.
Finally, we see some kind of a small slight hair of an increase in the natural gas futures.
Natural gas is up 2 cents, a percentage increase of 1.10% on the day for natural gas.
And by God, have you seen WTI Sweet Crude?
And for you folks that don't know what WTI sweet crude is, it's the crude oil that's consumed by America.
It's consumed by North America, for Christ's sake.
It dictates how much you're going to pay at the pump.
It dictates how much you're going to pay for goods at the supermarket, at the shopping malls, because those goods have to get from point A to point B, and they utilize some mode of transportation to do so.
And that mode of transportation uses some brand or some method of petroleum, whether it's a diesel, whether it's regular, unleaded, whatever the case might be.
And this is why everybody should be very concerned about the WTI sweet crude price.
And it is up today, baby.
It is up a bunch thirty-four, a percentage increase of 1.30% on the day, closing out WTI Sweet Crude at $104.06 per barrel of WTI Sweet Crude.
So once again, man, I mean, we ain't going to see these damn energy prices decrease.
So be sure to factor that in to your budget if you happen, hey, if you haven't already done so already.
Man, I'm a little nervous about consuming this droll or whatever this damn bartender gave me.
So I'm going to have a little bit more Optimator here.
You know, I got to take it easy on this Optimator beer.
I mean, it's not like I can chug it like it's that, like that damn Wetas, you know, the Miller High Life, you know, that Kentucky fried chicken piss.
I can't chug it like that, man.
Are you kidding me?
I'll get drunk on like three or four beers.
I mean, this is hardcore stuff.
Hardcore stuff.
Definitely a man's beer.
It's made by the gentleman's.
That's a little slogan, snagging slogan.
I mean, this beer recipe I'm reading on the bottle from the 1300s, for Christ's sake.
Anyway, that's enough of pumping Germany's fermentation of certain hops.
Let's go ahead and get to the agriculture, all right?
Canola is up $5.80.
That's a percentage increase of 1.02% on the day.
And let me tell you, everything that we consume as far as food is concerned, as I start reading the increases on these damn commodities, notice that everything that we eat is going up in price on top of the energy.
I'm telling you, this ain't looking good.
I don't know what Bernanke's thinking about raising interest rates to 2013.
I mean, hello, McFly.
I mean, I don't see a recovery here.
You know, I don't.
All right.
I see nothing but a potential double dip, Bernanke.
Come on.
Anyway, let's get to Coco.
Cocoa saw a little bit of a sell-off yesterday as it saw major gains coming up in the beginning of the week.
It is up again today, 35 bucks, a percentage increase of 1.57% on the day for Coco.
Coffee.
Eh, coffee.
Eh, coffee.
Anyway, for all you assholes that insist upon having so many some-odd cups of coffee a day because, you know, you're trying to make an excuse for you being such a jerk dick in the morning by saying, Hey, dude, just don't talk to me right now.
Just don't talk to me.
Let's have my coffee, dude.
All right, you suck.
You know, I hate you, dude.
You know, you make me sick.
You're a piece of crap, but don't talk to me.
Don't talk to me.
Let's have my coffee.
I mean, and we're supposed to excuse this because you haven't had your precious little freaking coffee that was picked by some freaking Juan Valdez Sabrea-wearing donkey sporting moron out there.
Are you kidding me?
No offense to Juan Valdez.
I mean, you know, I mean, if we ever met each other, maybe we can go have some shots of Mescal or something.
But, you know, I'm just saying, man, I mean, come on.
I don't need coffee.
I hate to get reiterated this.
I'm naturally energized, baby.
All right?
And you know what energizes me?
The love of the money, baby.
Generating capital, obtaining assets.
That's what motivates me.
Living lavish.
You know what I mean?
Johnny Walker blue label.
All right?
The best beverages, the best spirits, all right?
I mean, David Off and Opus X cigars.
All right?
And then, you know, the best threads.
All right?
I mean, the best of everything and more.
That's what motivates me, baby.
All right.
I don't know about you.
Maybe you just like to sit around and see how many fingers you can shove up your shit funnel.
Not me.
All right?
I'm not me.
Are you kidding me?
I'm a capitalist, and I'm going to be a capitalist until the day I die.
And anybody who tries to sit over here and tries to make an excuse on why they're not, well, you're just trying to be some ungrateful, unappreciative, excuse-making moocher.
All right?
Anyway, I've had enough.
And the reason I'm getting pissed off right now, folks, I'm reading the tweets, and they're calling me un-American because I don't drink freaking coffee.
Shut up, all of you people.
All right?
Coffee is not made in America, you dicks.
Anyway, coffee is up $3.30, a percentage increase of 1.88% on the day.
So all you coffee drinkers, you're going to have to pay more money.
Anyway, corn is down today.
We saw an increase in corn yesterday.
It is down $9 today, a percentage decrease of 1.47%.
We've got cotton up today, 29 cents, a percentage increase of 0.32%.
And that doesn't really make a difference.
I don't even like reading the cotton prices because it doesn't make a difference on the fashion attire that the modern-day American male is going to wear anymore.
I mean, I am sick and tired of seeing these fruity-ass, disgusting fashion pieces that these goddamn guys are wearing out here.
And they're sporting as if they're trying to attract something.
I'm talking about freaking blue jeans that are leggings.
I mean, legging blue jeans.
I mean, they're tapered so close to the leg.
It's disgusting.
I mean, they're showing male camel toe.
I'm telling you this right now.
Look, this is not a joke.
This is serious business.
All right.
I mean, I've had about enough of this freaking fashion attire that's actually showing the hourglass shape of males out here.
I don't want to see this.
I don't want to see a male camel toe.
I don't want to see a mangina.
I don't want to see any of this crap.
I don't want to see tight shirts on males emphasizing their cold nips.
I mean, this is sick, man.
Damn it.
I mean, it's sick.
I mean, I live in Austin, Texas, man.
Are you kidding me?
I mean, you've got to see this for yourself out here, especially when you're walking out here in 6th Street.
These guys are wearing this crap, and these chicks are actually.
Oh, yeah, look at he looks like he looks cute.
Great.
That's just great.
Give me a drink.
Give me my beer.
Give me my beer.
Freaking engineer.
He's just sitting over there.
Look at that.
Have you been taking this stuff?
Anyway, let me get a drink.
Oh, man, that's some harsh, harsh beer, but I like it.
Anyway, let's go ahead and get to it.
Where the hell was I at, engineer?
All right, wheat.
Wheat, we are down today, 11 bucks.
A percentage decrease of 1.70%.
Sugar is down 22 cents.
A percentage increase decrease of 1.01%.
Soybean futures, good God on soybean.
It is up $28.50.
A percentage increase of 2.01% on the day for soybean.
Lumber has been pretty much taken in the teeth all week.
We finally started seeing a little bit of rebound here.
Lumber is up $2.20, a percentage increase of 0.81%.
Oat futures are down $1.50.
A percentage decrease of 0.46% on the day for oats.
Looks like that Quaker bastard ain't going to be smiling for too long, at least for the weekend.
Anyway, soybean oil futures are up 69 cents, a percentage increase of 1.24% on the day.
And good God, wool!
Wool continues to go down.
It looks like the bull-nosed bulldykes are not coming out for the freshly cut pieces of wool because wool is down $10 today, a percentage decrease of 0.74%.
It must have something to do with Rosie O'Donnell being laid off from the O network by Oprah.
You know what I mean?
This is what this comes down to.
Come on, give me a break.
Anyway, let's get to the metals, shall we?
The metals?
Let's get to the goddamn metals.
We got copper up today, $6.30.
And of course, we were going to see that because we saw increases in the equities.
All right, so copper is up $6.30, a percentage increase of 1.73% on the day.
Gold is up very modestly, up $2.20, a percentage increase of 0.13%, closing out gold at $1,643.60 per troy ounce of gold.
Silver saw a decrease today, modest, but still a decrease, down 11 cents, a percentage decrease of 0.37%, closing out silver at $31.73 per troy ounce of silver.
Now let's go ahead and get to livestock, shall we?
Let's go ahead and get to livestock.
Live cattle futures are down today, 45 cents.
That's a percentage decrease of 0.39%.
We've got cattle feeder down 27 cents.
That's a percentage decrease of 0.18%.
And good God, we saw increases in lean hogs throughout the week.
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But it looks like you fat jelly ass that like to shove a couple of damn ham bones down your gullet.
Well, you're going to have to pay a little less this time because lean hog futures are down $1.40, a percentage decrease of 1.58% on the day.
And that, my friends, is the markets for your ass.
Woo!
Oh, man, I'm telling you.
I'm telling you.
And look at it.
We got 30 minutes.
We're just 30 minutes into the first hour on this Baller Friday 420 edition.
I'm a little excited.
I'm a little giddy.
I'm a little nervous.
I'm a little apprehensive.
I know that the fans out there want me to keep up with this tradition of consuming tetrahydrocannabinol every 420.
But believe it or not, I've got a lot of people that are against it.
I mean, there's a lot of people that have tweeted me and have emailed me and have said, look, ghosts, don't do it.
I mean, what are you proving by doing this?
What exactly are you doing?
You're promoting the dumbing down of America by sitting here and consuming tetrahydrocannabinol.
I mean, I don't know.
I'm conflicted.
I'm conflicted here.
That's why I'm going to go ahead and drink a beer.
Anyway, folks, once again, I hope you understood what I'm saying about the markets.
The markets, they're going to look pretty good.
They're going to stay above 13,000 Dow Jones-wise.
You're going to see these levels on the NASDAQ and the SP probably go up and down all the way to midsummer.
After midsummer, baby, you're going to start seeing a major retraction.
Be prepared for it.
Anyway, here we go.
Look at these people.
They're tweeting at me now.
They're tweeting.
Come on, ghost.
Go ahead and smoke it, man.
Come on.
Don't be a square, dude.
Kidding me?
Look, here it is right here.
I mean, it ain't much.
It ain't much.
But I don't know.
Should I take a couple of tokes now or something, man?
I mean, I don't know.
I mean, this is the 420 episode.
And maybe I should just kind of, you know, take it throughout the episode and stuff.
Nah, maybe I shouldn't, man.
Look at these people.
They're already saying, don't do it, ghost.
Don't do it.
Don't do it.
Look at it.
There's other people.
Do it, ghost.
Do it.
Oh, my God.
Give me a beer.
Give me a drink.
I mean, this is supposed to be a good episode here.
This is supposed to be a fun episode.
These people are, and this is peer pressure.
I mean, do you see this right here, people?
This is peer pressure.
Oh, my God.
Look at these people.
Look at these people.
Somebody by the name of French Doors is saying that I should do it, man.
I don't know.
Oh, I don't know.
Yeah, okay.
Okay, we got.
All right.
Look at these people.
They're like, do it, dude.
Spoke it, dude.
Come on, dude.
Maui, Wowie, man.
Woo, come on, dude.
Anyway.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry if I'm a little apprehensive here.
All right?
All right.
Let me load this bowl up here.
Now, for you folks that are wondering what exactly I'm smoking out of, I'm actually smoking out of the device that I had confiscated from a worker of one of my establishments.
Jesus Christ, back in like 08.
And, you know, I've kind of kept it ever since, you know, because I didn't really know what to do with it.
You know, I wasn't, I'm not some kind of a narc or something.
You're going to go there and turn it into five O's or some crap.
So that's really what I've been conducting these episodes with whenever we come across doing this type of stuff.
So, and then look at these idiots.
Roll a joint, dude.
I don't know how to do that crap.
All right?
All right.
I'm not out here, you know, you know, sophisticated with my hands, you know, rolling joints on a consistent basis for Christ's sake.
All right?
Like, you Mr. Wizard smokers out here.
Yeah, dude, let me tell you, I can make a joint out of taking the final paper of a holy Bible and just, you know, putting it with a layer of like a damp.
Shut up, all right?
Oh, man.
Oh, my God.
Let me, man, look at these people.
They're like, look, don't listen to these degenerate potheads, ghost.
Don't listen to them.
I know I shouldn't, man.
I really shouldn't.
You know, I'm a little apprehensive about doing this.
You know, I mean, here, let me just load this crap here.
Jesus Christ.
What did this asshole call these?
He calls it a nug.
You know, he's like, hey, dude, you're just a little bit of a nug.
I mean, what the hell does that mean?
Can somebody tweet at me and tell me right now as I'm loading this crap into the smoking device what exactly a nug is?
A nug.
What is that shit?
It sounds like euphemism for like a ball sack or like a half a ball sack.
Can somebody explain to me through Twitter?
And of course my Twitter name is Ghost Politics.
All one word, no underscore.
Jesus Christ, this thing's sticky as hell and it's got all kinds of little crystals all over it for Christ's sake.
As I'm putting it in this freaking smoking device.
Jesus Christ.
Look at this crap.
All right.
Look, a nugget?
A nugget?
What is this?
Hold on.
A nugget?
What is that?
A nugget?
A nugget is something that like, it's like that little tiny piece of turd that won't flush down the toilet.
That's a nugget.
I mean, what the hell is that?
Is that what this is?
That's what a nug is?
That's what it means?
A nugget?
Jesus Christ.
I'm telling you, man.
Yeah, I mean, it's just like the terminology Skittles for a grab bag of never mind.
Anyway, where's my damn?
Where's the lighter, engineer?
Give me the lighter.
All right.
Got a lighter here.
Now, I'm a little concerned.
You know, I am here in my office.
And believe it or not, I'm consuming this in my office, and I'd like to blow out or exhale any of the stuff that I inhale through some sort of a device.
Also, believe it or not, I actually bought a device so I can blow the smoke out of so it doesn't smell up my office like Cheech and Chong's dungeon or something.
You know what I mean?
So that's what we're working with here.
I'm a little concerned about the second hand.
You know, once I, you know, once I inhale from the smoking device, I'm a little concerned about the second hand coming from the, I guess, the bowl area or something.
So I am using a quarter.
I am actually using a quarter to cover the goddamn bowl once I'm done with it.
Oh, and for you people that are, excuse me, I'm sorry.
I'm a little apprehensive here, all right?
Give me a freaking break, man.
Stop busting my balls on Twitter, all right?
Anyway, the device that I'm using so that I can, you know, so that I can exhale this stuff is called a hello neighbor, all right, for you folks that are watching.
Believe it or not, I went down to a head shop that's not too far from here called the gas pipe.
And, you know, the guy, you know, a long hair, you know, had a couple of rings in his face, but a very helpful young man.
I asked him if I was, you know, going to smoke a legal herb and needed to blow it out somewhere so that, you know, I mean, how would I mask that smoke from being so pungent?
And the feller was rather rather helpful, and he directed me with, you know, to the hello neighbor.
So that's what I'm doing here.
I'm just trying to give you what I'm doing here.
I'm trying to give you an insight.
You know, this is radio.
This is theater of the mind.
I'm just trying to tell you what I mean.
And not to mention, I'm going to take one more swig of this Optimator beer, and then we're taking the first toax, and then we're going to try to move on with the broadcast.
Now, I know we've got a lot of things to talk about here.
I don't even know if we're going to get to them, to be honest with you.
All right?
I mean, it's Baller Friday.
And not to mention it's 420 for Christ's sake.
And, you know, because I set this precedent of consuming tetrahydrocannabinol, all the people that listen in want me to just, you know, go out and consume this.
And, you know, to be completely honest with you, the only reason that I consumed it the last time was to subject myself to the exposure of tetrohydrocannabanol so that other people wouldn't use it.
All right?
So other people wouldn't use it.
So that's the mindset in which I'm going into this particular episode today.
All right?
I'm going to consume this.
I am going to expose myself to tetrahydrocannabinol and with the intent of showing you that you shouldn't do this.
All right.
Now let's go ahead and let me go ahead and do this.
All right.
Let me just.
Jesus Christ.
I got to.
Yeah, I got to.
I got to mess around with the mic.
I got to hide under the freaking desk, believe it or not, because believe it or not, out here in my office, it's clear windows, man.
And, you know, other buildings are kind of facing me.
So if some nosy little freaking binoculars or telescope-looking bastard happens to look into my freaking window and start seeing me, you know, pumping the magic dragon over here, that's just my luck for this idiot to call the cops and spoil my goddamn party over here.
You know what I mean?
So anyway, let me just go ahead and get under the goddamn desk here.
All right.
And screw all you people that are laughing.
All right.
Screw all you people that are laughing.
Just trying to clear the throat here.
All right.
I'm a little scared here, folks.
I'm a little scared.
All right.
Now, this is this droe, is what the freaking bartender told me.
All right?
All right.
Here we go.
All right.
Let me go ahead.
No, it is.
That's rather tasty.
That's rather tasty there.
I got like.
I got bringing tears coming out of my eyes for Christ.
What the hell is this crap?
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Oh, my God.
Jesus Christ.
Where's my beer so I can cannonball that son of a bitch?
Where's my screw you people?
I'm not crying.
I'm not crying.
Screw you people on Twitter.
Son of a bitch.
It was just.
It was just a little much, alright, you piece of crap.
It was just a little much over here, right?
As you can see, man.
I'm not an iron lung like you stupid reefer addicts out there.
Jesus Christ.
Oh, my God.
Screw you, people.
I'm not crying.
Dumbass.
And screw you people that are saying that I'm a lightweight, alright?
Alright, screw you people.
I'm not a reefer at it.
I'm not a reefer at it, you piece of crap.
Jesus Christ, what is this crap?
You know what?
Give me one more.
One more, engineer.
One more.
Because these people think that I'm some sort of a chump or something, huh?
They think that I'm some kind of a chump.
Here, give me that chip.
Give me a game, my dear.
Give me it.
I don't care.
Give me that crap.
Alright, here we go.
Put this microphone over here so we can get everything started.
All right, now you people that are sitting here saying that I'm crying, you shoving up your clogged up colon pipe.
You piece of crap, alright?
I don't see you idiots doing this, huh?
I don't see you doing it.
Alright, here we go.
Let me try one more time, alright?
Let me try this one more time.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
I'm sweating here.
I'm freaking sweating, man.
Jesus Christ, man.
I'm freaking sweating up a storm here.
What is this crap?
What is this crap?
Oh, God.
Oh, my God.
Give me my beer for Christ's sake.
Screw all you people laughing at me, man.
Piece of crap.
Sirens, Coughing, and Chaos00:04:38
It's harsh.
It's freaking harsh, man.
Oh, this.
Jesus Christ.
Yeah, now all of a sudden, all this mucus is coming out of every orifice here.
I mean, what is this shit, man?
What is this crap?
I'm freaking sweating over here.
I got snot coming out of my nose for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ, I'm coughing up some sort of freaking, you know, phlegm, you know, saliva mixture for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ, my tear ducts are getting, you know, a little overflooded for Christ's sake.
Oh, my God.
This is horrible, man.
Oh, man.
All right, I'm going to calm down just for a second.
All right.
I'm just going to calm down.
All right.
Man, screw you people, man.
I'm not a chump, man.
These people are pissing me off.
You know what?
You want me to smoke?
I'll smoke more, you piece of garbage.
Huh?
Huh?
Think I'm some kind of a chump?
Huh?
Yeah, I'll stay here.
How are you thinking of some of this, you punks?
I don't wanna freaking.
Hold on, there's a siren around here.
Did you idiots freaking dox my ass and troll me here?
And you're so freaking cops, man.
Hold on a second.
Hold on.
Oh, freaking cops.
Jesus Christ.
No, they're going somewhere else.
I just thought I heard the freaking cops, for Christ's sake.
See, you know what I'm saying?
I mean, this is what I don't trust you people.
All right?
I don't trust you people.
Anyway.
Alright, let me calm down.
Alright, let me calm my ass down.
I'm going to take one more for you pieces of crap that are sitting over here on Twitter, you know, being little text chat warriors.
Alright.
Alright, here we go.
One more time.
One more.
One more.
One more of this, dro, or whatever the hell this craps go.
No.
Jesus Christ.
Hell heck, no.
Jesus Christ.
God, that's...
Oh, man.
This is.
This is just not cool, man.
Keep hearing freaking sirens and crap, man.
I mean, I know my office is in the city, baby, but wants freaking cops coming along or any of that shit, man.
You know what I mean?
Am I still on the air?
I don't even know if I'm on the air.
I'm freaking out here.
Am I on the air?
I mean, is this freaking thing on for Christ's sake?
Am I on the goddamn air?
Oh, my God.
Give me a beer.
I don't even know what I'm doing.
I don't even know what to do.
You know.
You know, I'm sitting over here.
I got to do this broadcast, you know.
And I got to.
I got to talk about all these foreign affairs here.
And, you know, I don't even know if I want to do it.
I don't really even feel like doing it.
Relaxed Host Takes Calls00:02:48
You know what I mean?
I don't even feel like doing it, man.
You know?
Oh, my God.
Oh, man.
I feel pretty relaxed.
I'll tell you that.
I'll give you that much.
I feel pretty relaxed here.
You know, pretty good stuff.
You know what I'm saying?
Pretty good stuff here.
Wait a minute.
I just got a tweet from the red scare bot that said that weed is a tool of the communist enemies.
They shoving up your ass, all right?
Jesus Christ, man.
Mellow out, man.
You know, I mean, come on.
I pay my taxes.
I just paid my taxes for Christ's sake, man.
I just paid my taxes.
You know, this year, well, I'm not even going to say anything.
I'm just going to just leave it at that.
I'm just saying I paid my taxes this year.
I've been pretty relaxed here, man.
You know what I mean?
You know, like the cricks and the bones that I usually have, you know, they're not necessarily there anymore.
You know what I mean?
I'm feeling pretty good.
It's just.
You know what I mean?
I feel light on my feet.
Let me stand up here.
Let me kind of feel light on my feet.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
I wish there were some hip-hop or something going on.
You know what I mean?
You know what I'm saying?
I don't know.
No, let me just calm down.
Let me just calm down.
All right.
Let me take a couple of calls here.
Let me take a couple of calls and see if anybody else has had these experiences or what they're doing on 420 for Christ's sake.
I know that we're supposed to be talking about Mitt Romney versus Barack Obama.
I'm talking about magic underpants versus long-legged Matt Daddy.
And I don't really feel like talking about it today.
You know what I'm saying?
And I know that you idiots out here, every time I call on you, you don't want to talk about it.
But I do want to say that Romney raised 12 forgot what I was just saying.
The hell was I just talking about, man?
I just, I literally forgot what I was just talking about.
Can somebody tweet at me and tell me what the hell was I just talking about?
Hello?
What the hell was I just talking about?
I just forgot what I just talked about.
I was just talking.
I was just in mid-sentence, man.
And all of a sudden, I just kind of.
Forgotten Mid-Sentence Topic00:09:54
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Oh, yeah.
Romney.
That's right.
Thank you.
Thank you, Ghost FTW.
Thank you.
Romney raised $12.6 million in March for his campaign.
So, you know, with Barack Obama raising all these tens of millions and Mitt Romney, you know, raising all these tens of millions, it should be a decent, a decent election, at least for entertainment value, to say the least.
You know what I mean?
Jesus Christ.
I feel a little lightheaded.
One more minute.
Maybe I'm just not doing the full effect.
Let me just take one more here.
And then we'll just go ahead and move on.
And this is almost done anyway.
There's still a little bit left in there, but it's pretty much.
It's pretty much almost done.
You know what I'm saying?
Anyway.
God shit.
Burn my face.
God damn it.
Ah!
God damn it.
Jesus Christ.
Ah, damn it.
God damn it, man.
God damn it.
Ow, man.
I'm sorry, folks.
Hold on.
I'm sorry about that, man.
I I just I accidentally burned my face here a little bit.
And, you know, I know that, you know, you know, this oh, Jesus Christ.
Hold on a second.
Ah, damn it.
Ah!
I don't know.
I don't know if I have a freaking eyelash anymore.
I mean, Jesus Christ, this ah, Jesus Christ.
Anyway, let me take some calls here, man.
Jesus Christ, burn my freaking face, man.
Jesus Christ, is this is this what you guys go through and crap?
Is this it?
Is this what you guys go through?
Jesus Christ.
Let me take some calls here.
Do we got any calls, engineer?
Because I'm just a burnt face.
You know, I'm light-headed.
You know, I mean, you know, you got anything going on here?
All right.
Well, let's go ahead and get to the calls here.
All right.
Let's go ahead and get to a couple of calls.
We got a.
Who that we got?
973, what's up?
You're on 420.
Hey, how are you doing, Ghost?
How you going?
Man, I hear you got a burnt face and you feel a little lightheaded.
Yeah, I got a little bit of a burnt face because, you know, a misdirection of the flame.
But yeah, yeah, I'm all right, though, man.
What's up?
Yeah.
Well, there's a little remedy to fix that, actually.
All you got to do is take some Vaseline petroleum jelly, put it on a popsicle stick, and shove it up your ass into your anus and kind of twist it around a little bit.
Oh, yeah.
Hey, hey, you know, it's funny you said that because, you know, I hear a little bit of a twang in your voice, and I think it's about time to play everybody's favorite game.
It's guest the minority!
That's right, folks.
I definitely hear an ethnic twang in this person's voice right here.
And I think it's about time to play everybody's favorite game.
It's just the minority.
That's right, folks.
Go ahead and put your guesses and cheat them at me right now.
Ghost politics.
Say something right now.
I definitely hear an ethnic twang, and I want to hear what you got to say.
I want to hear it.
6406, that's it.
Just Queen Excel.
Jesus Christ.
I'm discompobulated in mid-Spot here.
But regardless, if I'm discompobulated, we're still playing everybody's favorite games.
It's just the minority.
So go ahead and throw your guesses.
Ghost politics.
Anyway, let's get back to the call, Engineer.
All right, let's get back to the damn call here, all right?
Anyway, folks, go ahead and throw your guesses out.
I'm saying Hispandex.
Are you Hispandex 973?
Well, seeing I am changing voices, I have no nationality.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
If you want, oh, I can talk like this, just like you, Ghost.
I don't like chocolate.
I don't think that you're that good, buddy.
You know, I know that you think that maybe you've got some spectacular vocal capabilities, but you don't.
Yeah, exactly.
Are you a Mexican?
Are you Hispandex?
That's all I want to know.
Hispandex is generally fingered your son with some petroleum.
No, no, either give me an answer or I'm saying your number right now on the air.
Okay, fine.
Here's my answer.
What was the question again?
I'm sorry.
Are you a Hispandex 973?
Are you a Hispandex?
No, I am an Anglo-Saxon phone.
Yeah, right.
Are you kidding me?
All of a sudden, you're trying to hide that ethnic twang there.
Come on.
How come every time we approach somebody of the Hispandex cultural persuasion, they always have like an apprehension in expressing that they're down with Larasa.
Can you explain that to me?
Okay.
Well, it goes something like this.
Somewhere over the ghost mirror, way up high.
Jesus Christ.
The gay one and he knows it.
You know what?
You know what I'm gonna do?
I'm gonna keep your number and we'll call you like at four in the morning and we're gonna we're gonna do what you just did to me right there.
All right, okay, I can just turn off my phone, so.
All right, well turn it off.
Then turn it off and then stay off the internet, you piece of crap.
973255.
Do you want me to continue?
No.
Well then say you're sorry.
I apologize.
That's right.
Sit there and shut your stupid steak and over fruit and his spandex guest the minority hole.
Jesus Christ.
You're ruining my Bowler Friday, you fruit.
Jesus Christ.
You see what I got to put up with, man?
I'm sitting over here.
I'm subjecting myself to a variety of different intoxicants for Christ's sake.
You know what I mean?
I'm sitting over here.
I subjected myself to tetrahydrocannabinol in hopes of preventing those out there from listening in from doing the same goddamn thing for Christ's sake.
And this is the kind of crap I got to put up with, man.
Y'all hear this?
God damn it, man.
Freaking Jays.
This is why I don't even want to do the show, man.
You know what I mean?
I don't really have any ambition right now.
I really don't even want to do the show.
We're already in the second hour of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
And, of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
And once again, folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me, all right?
Ah, Jesus Christ.
Yeah, you know what to do.
You know, there's freaking buttons there.
You know, retweet the broadcast.
Do whatever the hell you want to do.
All right.
I don't really care.
You know, I mean, I'm supposed to be doing Twitter shout outs.
Do we have any Twitter shout-outs here, Engineer?
I mean, you know, I don't even really want to do a Twitter shout-out.
I don't really want to do anything, man.
As a matter of fact, I mean, you know what?
I'm going to let somebody else host the show right now.
All right.
This is what I'm going to do.
I'm going to just start hanging up everybody right now.
I'm going to start hanging up everybody.
And, you know, I'm just, you know, I'm just going to call on somebody and somebody host the show because I don't really want to host the show right now.
All right?
I'm pretty jaded.
And I'm telling you, hey, hey, we got old Jub Jump.
Hey, yo, Jump Jump.
How you doing, mate?
How you doing?
Ghost, what's going on, Ghost, man?
I'm so pleased you've gone through with it tonight, man.
And I hope you're enjoying yourself.
And I can see you're going to be.
Let me explain, man.
I mean, I'm alright.
Don't get me wrong.
It's just, you know, I don't really feel like doing this.
You know, I mean, I'm being subjected to all types of disgusting ridicule and malarkey.
And I, you know, it's getting ruined, man.
It's getting ruined.
Ignore it, ghosts, ghosts.
This is about just enjoying the moment, enjoying those sweet nugs that you, you know, you managed to get off that bartender down in Austin, man.
And yeah, I'm just sorry, I have to apologize in advance.
I'm stoned in myself.
I've had a a good fucking day down here.
But, you know, you just got to embrace it, man.
Enjoy it.
And ignore these people because They're talking shit, man.
Stoned Beekeeper Suit Joke00:03:51
You just you know what here?
Here, you you host the show there, Jub Dub.
What do you think about the Secret Service Colombian prostitution scandal that now has ties to that Alaskan bimbo Sarah Palin?
Did you hear about this?
One of the Secret Service agents involved in this prostitution scandal actually protected Sarah Palin and posted a picture of him protecting Sarah Palin on his Facebook with the caption, I was actually checking her out.
And yeah, this is what the Secret Service are doing out here while they're supposed to be protecting important people.
They're posting the shit on Facebook.
I mean, what do you think about this?
You're probably on the part of the globe.
You know something?
What was the worst thing about it?
Was that it was something like, what, $40 or something, or like $20?
Something ridiculous.
$47.
$47.
That was it.
For like five prostitutes.
And these are pretty cheap people, man.
And these are Secret Service.
They must have a fucking massive, you know, bureaucratic paycheck going on right there.
Isn't there a little bit of like freaking contradiction of interest or potential blackmail situation?
I mean, if they don't come out the pocket for $47 for a piece of Colombian pitcock, I mean, well, what the hell's going to happen if somebody comes up to him with a big ass bag of money and says, hey, here, Baco Loco, here's about $100,000 in American money if you give us access to so-oh-some odd client or something.
Go ahead.
I think what the problem would be is that, you know, if Al-Qaeda were to attempt to sort of send in a clandestine femme fatale to go and woo one of these Secret Service agents, you know, an agent provocateur, you know, that type of thing, you know, they'd be pretty obvious to spot because they'd be in a burqa, you know.
It just, it wouldn't work.
I don't think there's anything.
Hold on, Jub Dub.
What the hell did you just say?
Lama, Lama, La Ma, Lama, Lama, Le Piu.
What the hell did you just say?
What did I just say?
You said something about Yom Kippur or La La Ma Moore or La La Moore.
What the hell did you just say?
Burka.
You know, the facial headdress covering.
No, you know, no, no, no.
I know what a burqa is.
I mean, it's that beekeeper suit, the beekeeper suit that they throw the chicks in out there.
And yeah, I know what that is.
What I'm saying is you were talking about a femme fatale, which was actually a great show that came after Monday Night Raw in the 90s when the bra was still on the USA network.
But no, you said something after it, like how my, like some French.
What the hell did you just say?
Okay, let me just make it more clear.
I think the highness is getting in the way a little bit here.
Let me clarify.
If you were suggesting there that someone could pay off these agents, some prostitute or whatever, could pay them off and get information and work against the US government and the president and get access.
But if the biggest threat to America is al-Qaeda, that's what it's considered to be.
And if they were to send in an agent as a prostitute to try and woo one of the agents, they would be obvious to spot.
because they'd be in a burka.
That was the whole...
Job, job, job.
Can you sing Butcher Boy?
No, you you that no, that is a tricksy request and that is not happening.
Singing Butcher Boy Request00:03:28
No.
Sing Butcher Boy.
Come on, man.
Come on and sing Butcher Boy.
We want to hear it.
Come on.
Come on.
We're on here, Butcher Boy.
I want to hear it.
Come on.
You have the.
Come on.
I'm too paranoid to start breaking out into song, guys.
You've got to, when I'm drunk, you can get me to sing.
You know that, guys.
But but I. Come on.
Everybody on Twitter's asking for Butcher Boy.
Butcher Boy.
You've got to give me another day to do this.
Oh, come on, Jub.
That's a major fail.
We've got to put you on mute on that one, man.
Come on, Jub.
Come on, mate.
He's a member of the capitalist army and, you know, actually provides some bills I'm talking about.
Yeah, it actually provides some decent substance.
It's just that he doesn't want to sing Butcher Boy.
Anyway, Jesus Christ, my don't have much saliva in my mouth.
Hold on, I got to get another beer for a second.
Hold on a second.
Before we move on, I got to get another beer because, I mean, I can't.
Jesus Christ.
Get this freaking beer.
Jesus Christ.
Ah, damn it.
God damn, spill it everywhere for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ.
Oh, my God.
I'm just trying to open.
I'm just trying to open up a beer here, man.
I'm just trying to open up a beer.
You know?
Just trying to open up a beer.
Anyway, what was I going to say?
Oh, yeah, we were talking about the Secret Service Columbian prostitute scandal.
And for you folks that don't know, one of the agents that, you know, protected Sarah Palin at one point in time when she was running for VP with John Turncoat McCain,
one of these agents that was out there at this Colombian prostitution party, actually protected Sarah Palin and actually had the audacity and the gall to post a picture of him protecting the client on Facebook, man.
I mean, I thought that the Secret Service was supposed to be freaking secret, man.
That's what I thought that it was secret.
You know what I mean?
Anyway, and not only that, Sarah Palin, she looked flattered by it, if you want my personal opinion.
I mean, that's just me, you know?
Anyway, I'm not really feeling too much other than like some relaxed, light-headed feeling.
So I'm going to keep going here.
No, well, you don't even freaking have anything to dump this shit out in.
What is this crap?
I don't know.
Some glass that was supposed to be used for like pencils and pens and shit.
Just go ahead and use that.
Laughing at Scotty Beam-Up00:09:45
Get this crap out of here.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, for you folks, I'm sorry if there, you know, I'm sounding like a freaking dead air, you know, situation here, but my apologies.
So I tell you what I'm doing.
I tell you what I'm going to do.
I will give Twitter shout-outs right now.
I'll give Twitter shout outs right now to anybody who tweets at me with the hashtag Capitalist Army.
All right, how about that?
I'll do it right now.
As a matter of fact, let me put the freaking mic down so I can get everything going on here.
You know, let me get this crap out of this freaking bag.
You know, it's always like a freaking, you know, a conspicuous goddamn cellophane bag that these goddamn narcotics are always distributed in.
The hell's that about?
Anyway, who else we got?
Who's tweeting here?
We got, hey, what's going on to Casey Capitalist?
We got Sergeant Yoda in the house.
What's going on, Sergeant Yoda?
We got Stompel B in the place.
What's going on to Stompel B?
Who else we got?
Go ahead, engineer.
God damn it, throw him up.
Jesus Christ.
Macroman in the house.
We got Trixie Fixie 305 in the place.
Who else do we got?
We got.
I'm not going to say that name, you six sons of bitches.
You know, I'm finding it very hard to multitask here.
Jesus Christ.
Hold on just a second, folks.
I thought I could do like more than one fucking thing here.
And I can't.
Jesus Christ.
All right.
Here we are.
All right.
All right.
We got John the Sponge.
We got Axe Man Jonesy GT.
Who else do we got going on here?
Jesus Christ.
We've got Capital O1.
We've got Jesus Christ.
These sick ass names, for Christ's sake.
Anyway, hey, there's Equestrian Citizen in the house.
We got King Trelestia.
Jesus Christ, man.
I'm just.
Is there anybody else, man?
I mean, I was just.
Is there anybody else, engineer?
We got somebody by the name of Stay Out of My Shed.
Stay out of my shed, boy.
We've got Johnny Brennan GF.
That's disgusting, you piece of crap.
Are you kidding me?
It's disgusting.
You are a piece of garbage.
Anyway, we got you abused beer cans in the place.
Thomas Tanky.
Kim Jung Lols.
Caleb Edwards.
What's going on to Caleb Edwards?
Who else do we got going on here?
Troll, regular capital in the house.
We got Roland Green.
You know what I mean?
Roland Green.
That's a very quaint name to have here on 420, baby.
Roland Green, baby.
Yeah, that's what they call me, baby.
They call me Roland Green, baby.
I got green coming out my ass, baby.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
Anyway, what's up to Roland Green, man?
How you doing?
Who else do we got going on here?
Jesus Christ.
We've got who is this son of a bitch?
Who is this son of a bitch?
There's some asshole with the name Receipt Lamar Smith.
It's your crap.
I mean, you people are pieces of crap, man!
Freaking re receipt, Lamar Smith.
Yeah, I got your receipt, baby!
I got your receipt right here, you stupid piece of crap.
Jesus Christ, my neck can't stop popping for some reason.
My neck can't stop popping.
I'm like, like my freaking bones are popping everywhere for Christ's sake.
Give me the moment.
Freaking bones are popping everywhere for Christ's sake.
Except for that one bone.
You know what I'm talking about.
Anyway, let me take some calls here.
We're supposed to be talking about Jesus Christ.
What the hell are we talking about?
Oh, yeah, the Secret Service prostitution crap.
All right, what does everybody think about it?
646-652-4869 is the number to call.
Let's go ahead and take some goddamn callers.
Let's take it from the top.
859, what's up?
Are you there?
I guess you're not there.
How about 301?
Hello?
Is that me?
Yeah.
That's what they have in 420, dude.
Hey, thanks a lot.
Hey, what the hell is that noise in the back?
What is that beam-me-up Scotty shit that I just heard?
Sorry, my bro explained the Wii.
I don't know why.
Your bros playing with his Wii?
What the hell did you just say?
The Nintendo Wii, the Wii console.
You're playing with your Wii app?
What?
I don't understand how you're talking about it.
No, no, no.
No, the game console, the Wii.
I don't know what kind of S and M sex games.
I don't know what the hell you're talking about.
We're supposed to be talking about the prostitution situation that happened with the freaking Secret Service out here.
You're talking about your brother playing with his Wii or something.
Anyway, 646-652-4869.
How about area code 651?
What's up?
Hey, ghost.
Hey, how you doing, man?
I'm doing Peachy Keen.
So I just was wondering.
I heard that you dress bronies up like John Wayne and you had to power bottom them.
Is that true?
Is that really supposed to be some kind of a prank, man?
I mean, I'm pretty high right now, man, and I think that's the most lamest garbage I've ever heard in my life.
And you're standing by.
I heard it was true.
I'm just trying to check up to see what's really going on with you.
How old are you, man?
Please tell me you're at least 14 or 15, and this is why you're so lame at this approach right now with this stumbling, mumbling little prank.
Please.
Oh, man.
Ghost player, you are just priceless.
No, I could just stand up.
Answer the question.
Answer the question.
Or I'm saying your number right now.
Answer the question.
Do it, Faggot.
All right, 651-500-6358.
All right, enjoy.
Who else do we got going on here?
Jesus Christ.
952, what's up?
What's up?
Hey, how you doing, man?
You are so high.
Don't laugh at me.
You bastard.
Don't freaking laugh at me.
Shut up.
Bro.
Bro, man.
No, no.
Stop having an ass, man.
Shut up.
No, hey, hey, oh, man.
Chill out, man.
You're laughing at me over here.
No, you're laughing.
I'm laughing for Christ's sake.
I'm laughing with you.
What the hell is your problem, man?
I'm a little high.
Yeah?
Yeah.
Okay, sorry, sorry.
Stop laughing at me, you son of a bitch.
Why didn't you laugh?
Shut up.
Get him off, I get you.
Get him off.
Just shut up.
I'm not going to sit over here and have a broadcast on 420 and be laughed at.
Do you understand?
I'm not somebody to be laughed at.
You don't laugh at me, you piece of crap.
Shut up.
All of you people that are laughing on Twitter, shut up.
Anyway, let me move on, man.
Pizza Bonds and Lay Back00:08:08
I think I've got to move on to the next subject.
We were talking about Secret Service Colombian prostitutes on the next Geraldo.
Now we're going to talk a little bit about how George Zimmerman is out on bond.
He's out on $150,000 bond, and he apologized to Trayvon Martin's parents.
I don't know if you all saw that in any YouTube videos or any kind of news clips, but he actually used the court system as a venue to apologize for the death of their son.
And yeah.
And now he's out on bond for Christ's sake.
But even though he's out there on bond, I'm a little concerned because you have all this hyper-racial sensationalism out here that puts a target on this poor man when he was doing nothing more than protecting some property that was collectively agreed to by everybody in the community because the lackadaisical approach by the police towards criminality in this neighborhood.
But anyway, I mean, my thoughts are like clashing here, man.
George Zimmerman, man, is a man that is, you know, he's just a man cursed, unfortunately, man, because of this media hyper-sensationalization, man.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm not joking for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, let's take some calls here, man.
George Zimmerman out on bond, got people like Mike Tyson saying, Yeah, I'm surprised that motherfucker ain't been shot yet.
That's what Mike Tyson said, man.
I can't believe he ain't been shot yet.
You know, and then, you know, they go question Ted Nugent for saying whatever the hell he said, right?
Anyway, let's take some calls here.
George Zimmerman on bond.
And it looks like the prosecution doesn't really have much of a case because the bond was rather set rather small for a second-degree murder charge.
Anyway, let's take some calls here.
We got 802.
What's up?
Let's not fruit up, please.
Let's not fruit up on a baller Friday, please.
Especially a 420 Baller Friday, man.
I mean, come on.
Jesus Christ, man.
My neck keeps popping.
What the hell is up with it?
Is that a side effect of this crap?
My neck keeps popping for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, I don't even know what to do, man.
I don't really, like, have much ambition right now, man.
I don't really, like, have much ambition.
I don't really want to, like, do anything, really.
You know what I mean?
You know, I could really use for some freaking cheeseburgers and some freaking fries right about now.
Woo!
You know what I mean?
Yeah, man.
That's what I could use right now.
I could use the, well, I shouldn't say.
I shouldn't even say pizza because before you know it, you idiots, you know, they'll do a pizza party on me on a 420, and you know, and you wouldn't even get me the pizza I like, too.
You give me that crap, that pineapple and freaking anchovy and crap.
Anyway, let me take another hit of this stuff, you know, because I have to admit, I'm not feeling bad, but I am feeling something.
Let's put it that way, all right?
So let's just go ahead and do it.
Man.
Woo!
All right, here we go.
Take a little bit of this here.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Let's go on a little bit easier this time.
Oh, man.
Whoa.
Whoa, man.
Oh.
Jesus Christ, man.
I'm sorry, folks.
I'm a little out of it, man.
Thank you.
Do the show, for Christ's sake, man.
You know what I feel like doing, man?
I just feel like kind of, I wish I had like a bed or something to lay down in this office, for Christ's sake, man.
But I don't.
So, you know what I'm going to do?
I'm just going to lay down on the freaking.
I don't want to lay down on the floor like some disgusting peasant.
But let me lay down on the desk.
Let me move all the shit out.
Move all this crap all over the place.
Let me just lay back for a second.
swig of this beer.
Now, that, man, that's what I'm talking about, man.
Yeah, let me go ahead and lay back on this.
Crap out of here.
Let me go ahead and lay back here.
You know, you know what's missing, man?
Some music.
And, you know, I don't really want like stoner music.
Well, I guess we could have some kind of stoner kind of music, but something that's something that's deep or something, you know, something that's something that's a little intense, a little deep.
Hey, engineer, do you got anything like that?
Like deep, intense, kind of old schoolish, very melodic.
you know, do you I just don't really care what it is.
Because, you know, I'm just kind of laying down.
And, you know, I know I'm supposed to be talking about all these things that I pre-written into the agenda here on this Baller Friday 420 edition.
But I just kind of want to kick back and chill.
I guess that's really the fundamental aspect of 420, you know, and then the aspect of consuming tetrahydrocannethanol and just and just kind of utilizing the fact that it opens your sensory nervous system, if you will, and just kind of exposes you and kind of, you know, opens your mind to different types of thought processes for Christ's sake, man.
Unfreaking Real Physical Tirade00:11:31
I mean, to be honest with you, I have a lot of things going through my mind right now, man.
A lot of freaking things.
Do you got it, Engineer?
Throw something on, man.
All right, here we go.
Let's see what he throws on here.
I mean, he's got a lot of things.
Oh, man.
What is this?
Oh, ain't too bad, Engineer.
Yeah.
Woo!
Oh, man.
The thing about my feelings, the way that I'm, like, interpreting the world is rather peculiar at this point.
You know, I'm just kind of, I mean, it's like I'm stopping time and thinking about things really intently and intensely.
You know?
I mean, just to think right now.
I mean, just to stop.
Right now, whatever your thought process is, I mean, we're connected together by nothing more than the digitalization of my voice and it put into binary code and distributed through fiber optic networks.
And it's broadcasted to you right now, man.
I mean, you have to understand, I mean, what we're witnessing, what we're doing right now is like light.
The only way you can get these messages that I'm conveying to you right now is through the conduit, the conduit of the internet, man.
You know what I'm saying?
I mean, yeah, just think about that for a second.
I mean, everything that I have said throughout the four years that I've conducted this broadcast, it's materialized.
You know?
It's materialized into the thoughts and ideas that a lot of individuals have because they've listened to my voice, which has been digitalized and thrown through the fiber optic networks called the internet.
And they have been able to hear it through their speakers, which in turn takes that binary code and audibleizes it.
And man, to think that that's much like life.
I mean, what is our minds?
What is the true root of our thoughts and our concepts?
I mean, are we not but a conduit?
Are thoughts nothing more than something of this broadcast?
Random ideas, random thoughts being thrown out through fiber optic waves, being interpreted by those that accept them, those that don't.
I mean, this is strange stuff, man.
I mean, this is.
I mean, man.
I mean, if you stop to think about it, it's just unfreaking real.
It makes you believe that there is something after this.
We're not just bacteria on a rock.
We're not just insignificant meat.
I mean, there's something with inside of us, the electrical impulse that creates the physical animation and the thought processes that come along through our receptors that we call a brain.
You know what I'm saying?
I mean, just imagine, man.
It's much like the way you're listening in to me right now.
What's the conduit?
Oh, my God.
Jesus Christ.
Sorry, man.
I don't mean to be going out there, man.
But Jesus Christ.
I mean, these thoughts, man.
These thoughts.
It's really, really unbelievable, man.
What is life, to be honest with you?
What is this materialization of electronic impulse?
You know, that's all it is.
Electronic impulse.
That's what's creating the animation and the physical representation of all that is living.
Unreal.
Unfreaking real, man.
Anyway, man, I'm sorry.
Jesus Christ, man.
I'm just in this really deep, kind of open perception here.
I have to admit, whatever the hell this crap is, I mean, it's not like what I usually take, you know, what I've taken, you know, back, you know, when I've experimented with this before.
I mean, this is, you know, this is way, way different.
I'm telling you this right now.
I'm in a different zone for Christ's sake.
You know what I mean?
I'm in a different realm right now.
I mean, Jesus Christ, I'm enjoying this.
I mean, don't get me wrong, it's a little overwhelming for Christ's sake.
You know, I mean, I can literally, like, see things.
You know, I can see things happening.
I can see ideas.
I can see the physical representation of those ideas in my head.
You know, it's just, it's just unreal, man.
Jesus Christ.
What have I been doing?
You know, I mean, I've been drinking.
As a matter of fact, I think I need a little bit of drink just to calm my nerves a little bit.
I'm a little Jesus Christ, man.
I don't even know what I'm doing.
I don't even know what I'm saying a little bit, man.
I mean, I know what I'm saying, but then I don't know what I'm saying.
You know what I mean?
Jesus Christ.
Oh, my God.
Let me have a drink.
Oh, Jesus Christ, man.
I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to go off on some kind of a, you know, deep philosophical spiritual type of tirade there, man.
But, man, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just experiencing, man.
You know, I'm just experiencing right now.
I mean, whatever this is, I mean, this is not I mean, this is not the stuff that I've had prior, right?
Obviously, the stuff that I've had prior is obviously something else.
I don't know what it is, but this is just, it's different, man.
It's different.
You know?
It's different, for Christ's sake.
I feel good, man.
Jesus Christ.
Oh, my God.
Anyway, sorry, folks.
I didn't mean to go off on that kind of deep-ass tirate, but I don't even know what I'm doing, man.
Where are we at?
What are we doing into it?
What are we doing, man?
Good night.
Oh, my God.
Let's take a couple of calls because I don't even really feel like talking about the stuff that's written right there.
You know, George Zimmerman on Bond and what the hell else are we talking about?
Leon Panetta, you know?
Remember, we played Guest the Minority with what the hell's his name?
Yeah, Panetta.
And we found out that he was Italiano, you know.
Well, he's claiming that China is they aided in the North Korean missile fail, believe it or not.
So it makes perfect sense why the damn missile just crapped out after about 90 seconds in.
I mean, have you ever bought electronic widget from China?
I mean, come on, North Korea.
You just got taken.
You know, you just made those bureaucrats in the communist government in China that much more richer, you fat hambone.
And anyway, what difference does it make if China aided them or not?
It was a fail.
It was a major fail, Panetta.
These fucking bureaucrats, man, they're such chicken hawks.
You know what I mean?
Real quick to want to throw people out there at war, man.
Never been at war themselves, for Christ's sake, man.
Bunch of chicken hawk bastards.
Makes me sick.
But, man, I don't really want to talk about this stuff.
You know what I mean?
I really don't even want to talk about this stuff.
Actually, I just want to let me just keep smoking.
Maybe I'll expand my mind a little more.
You know what I mean?
Jesus Christ, man.
I don't even know what I'm saying.
I'm like, I'm like on a wave.
I'm like, I'm like in rhythm and motion.
You know what I mean?
I'm like in rhythm and motion.
I'm like in a freaking rhythm right now.
I just can't explain it, man.
Jesus.
Man.
Oh, man.
Man.
Seeing stars now, man.
Oh, man.
That's some good stuff, man.
I'm telling you, man.
I'm sorry, man.
I know I'm probably disappointed a lot of peeps that really didn't want me to do this kind of this herb on 420 and to somehow bloviate this underground I guess subculture holiday.
But, you know, I have to have to admit, man, that I feel pretty good, man.
You know?
Anyway, let me take some calls from peeps, man.
I'm sorry.
I don't mean to be going off on a tirade.
I'm stoned.
It's obvious.
I can, you know.
I'm a little stoned, man.
I'll be honest with you.
Anyway, let me see if I can have some good times with some peeps out here.
It's 420.
It's Baller Friday.
I'm feeling great.
As a matter of fact, I feel, I mean, you know what I feel right?
You know what the song that's going on right now in my head is?
I'm just kind of like, I just feel like the cells that are in my body are like floating within my blood, if that makes any kind of sense, man.
I mean, and then in the background in my subconscious, I hear that song, believe it or not, I'm walking on air.
I mean, I hear that song, you know, it's like, Jesus.
I'm serious, man.
Believe it or not, I'm walking on air.
It's playing in my head right now, man.
Anyway, man, this is great times, man.
This is a good 420.
I tell you, I don't know.
Maybe some people are a little bored right now or something, man.
I'm having a great time with you guys, man.
I know we're supposed to be talking about all this serious stuff, but, man, I mean, you know, Jesus Christ.
I mean, let's just calm our asses down for a little bit.
How about that, huh?
646-652-4869.
Let's go ahead.
I want to hear from you, man.
All right?
I want to hear from you.
All right.
Stupid Dumb Year One Egypt00:02:11
If you want to talk about, you know, the agenda, like we were talking about, what did I say?
Leon Panetta claims China aided the North Koreans in that fail missile test.
Yeah, big deal.
Go eat a pepperoni pizza, Panetta.
All right?
You and your $38,000 flights to Washington and your little nut farm in freaking California.
Yeah, I'm a taxpaying dime.
Yeah.
Great, pal.
We appreciate it.
Anyway, did y'all hear in Egypt they're rising up again?
I mean, didn't we just talk about this, like literally this time last year?
And wasn't I the only one saying that, you know, this stupid, dumb, ridiculous, whatever jehudi revolution?
You know, a bunch of wild jihudis just kind of rising up for no reason, man.
I told you that this wasn't going to end in anything.
That it's just going to be a perpetual, you know, violent situation.
And that's what's happening right now.
Well, not right now, but they were earlier today.
Tens of thousands of people gathering in that Tahir square out there in Egypt to protest the disqualifications of certain people that were trying to be elected within their new system of government.
And believe it or not, these Egyptian officials decided to disqualify certain people that were running for elections as candidates for whatever reason.
You know, they used bureaucratic mumbo jumbo for the reasons why they were disqualified.
But for the most part, people, they ain't playing that.
So they're back out there at Tair Square in Egypt, a bunch of wild, sweaty jihudis.
And I wouldn't be surprised if they start rioting and pillaging and plundering once again, just like they were doing this time last year.
Jesus Christ.
The more things change, the more they stay the same.
Jesus Christ.
Ruin High Baby Legs Riot00:04:03
Anyway, I want to hear from you, man.
646-652-4869.
Know that I'm going off Keister.
You know, the show's going off on a different direction.
My apologies, but I'm trying to keep up with the agenda here.
So I'm going to take your calls, whatever you want to talk about.
I don't care, man.
It's a 420 Baller Friday.
So I want to hear from you, man.
I feel good.
I'm feeling great.
I'm feeling wonderful.
Let's take some calls.
Are you code 209?
What's up, man?
Hey, guys.
How's it going?
Who's this?
Hey, I want to talk about something, you know, new dance radio that you have.
What did you say?
I can't understand you.
Can you speak?
Can you speak English?
NewDanceRadio.us.
I'm sorry.
I can't speak your language.
Me, no Abla.
Me, no Abla.
I'm sorry.
I don't understand what you're saying.
I don't speak Hispandex very well.
I mean, I understand a little bit of it.
I mean, I'm from Texas.
Don't get me wrong.
I mean, I even eat Tex-Mex food.
I mean, that's actually a great cuisine.
If y'all haven't had Tex-Mex, which is the convergence of Texas cuisine and Mexican cuisine, it's some great stuff.
But I don't, me, me, no Nintendo.
I'm sorry.
636, what's up?
DBT, DBT.
I got away my EBT.
My EBT.
My EBT.
Let's not.
No, stop, man.
Come on.
Don't ruin my high, man.
Don't ruin my buzz, man.
Why you got to do that?
Why you got to be such a buzzkill?
You know?
Are you upset that you ain't got none?
Is that it?
You know, man, he got some.
I ain't got nothing, baby.
I'm going to ruin his high, baby.
That's why I'm going to ruin his high, baby.
Come on, man.
717, you're on the horn.
What's up, man?
How are you doing?
Hello?
Is that it?
You just told me hi, and you're going to hang up?
Well, I mean, at least you just said hi.
Who else we got here?
Who else we got, man?
208.
You there?
Hey, Ghost.
How you doing?
How's it going, man?
Pretty good.
I've got a couple questions for you.
All right.
How many legs does the rooster have?
Probably more legs than your mother, and that includes her two-foot-long clitoris that hangs down between her knees, you stupid moron.
All right, I mean, stop trying to ruin my high, you stupid bastard.
All right, can you?
I mean, can't you just let somebody appreciate something for once?
Jesus Christ, man.
Sitting over here having a great time on a baller Friday at a 420, and these people are ruining it for me, man.
They're ruining it.
I've got to drink a beer now, for Christ's sake.
Anyway, Jesus Christ.
Once again, the wild jehooties out there at Egypt.
They're up there at Tier Square, tens of thousands of them, protesting the disqualification of certain candidates within their newly formed system that they went up in revolution for this time last year.
Now they're going up again in revolution because they're not happy with it.
I mean, revolutions are very easy to start.
It's very hard to implement some kind of continuity of government, as you can see.
Jesus Christ, man.
What a buzzkill news is.
Enough Man Great Oh Two Zero00:05:33
You know what I mean?
I mean, I can just imagine, like, stoners, like, trying to listen in to the broadcast and stuff.
And it's like, dude, are you kidding me, dude?
No, dude.
I don't I don't want to hear about 63 dead in in Syria, dude.
I don't want I just imag I can only imagine, you know?
Especially how much this stuff costs, you know.
I heard this stuff cost a pretty good chunk of change, so I was just lucky enough to have a gracious bartender.
And why the hell not?
I tip this son of a bitch sometimes 50 to 75 bucks when I'm there sitting there for a couple of hours.
Give me a freaking break.
Anyway, I'm going to take another hit of this.
I'm sorry.
I'm kind of digging this scrap.
I'm sorry, man.
I'm sorry.
I know.
I'm probably upsetting a lot of people.
But remember, kids don't do this.
Please, if you're going to even attempt to even think about doing something like this, please be over the age of 18 years old, kids.
All right?
Or at least be out of your mama's house.
Oh, wow, man.
Oh, yeah, that feels good.
Oh, man.
That's great, man.
That's feeling great.
Oh, man.
You know what?
20, man.
Oh, my God, man.
Oh, my God.
I'm sorry, man.
Let me get it.
I got it calm down.
I'm sorry.
I don't even know what I'm laughing at, man.
Oh, Jesus.
All right.
That's about enough.
I think my conscious is finally saying that's enough.
That's enough.
You're laughing at nothing, man.
Just let's enough, man.
That's enough, man.
Jesus Christ.
There's that siren again, for Christ's sake.
Zimmel.
A lot of fucking cops or something, man.
Cops or something, man.
God damn it.
Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ.
Sorry, folks.
I'm just hearing sirens.
And, you know, I don't want to hit, you know, I don't want anybody in, like, the freaking next office or anybody smelling this or anything like that, man.
That's all we need, you know.
You know, because believe it or not, It's actually illegal to not only smoke this stuff, which is tetrahydrocannabinol, but it's also illegal to smoke anything indoors in Austin, Texas.
Can you believe that?
I mean, of course, if it's your house, you do whatever you want, but in office buildings and public places and yeah, yeah, so all they need is a freaking whiff of some kind of smoke product in the air.
That's all they need is a decent fucking or excuse me, a decent freaking whiff.
I hope that's not the cops, man.
Anyway, let's take some calls here, man.
We were talking about the jihudies in Tair Square, but we can talk about anything, man.
It's 420, 420, and I'm thinking about making money.
Yeah.
941, what's up?
You're on the horn.
Hey, ghost.
Are you feeling alright, man?
Yeah, I'm all right, man.
I'm just a little, I don't know, man.
I don't really know what to explain my mental perception at this particular moment in time.
Oh.
I hope you're feeling all right, because I'm getting kind of worried about you.
No, no, don't be worried.
Everything's just fine.
It's just, you know, these mental perceptions, you know, these concepts that are coming to my brain at a very rapid pace.
You know what I'm saying?
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
I gotta go.
I gotta finish what I'm doing.
All right.
Who is this?
Lou Ferrigno Type Sound00:05:14
Is this Karaskin?
Yep.
Hey, Karaskin, man.
How you doing?
I didn't say it was you, man.
What's up, man?
Nothing much.
I was just working on something part Trixie.
Oh, yeah?
Yeah.
Currently, I am making a picture of a French door for him.
No, you're making a picture of a French door.
Hey, Karaskin, let me ask you a question.
All right, man.
What do you think 420 represents to the American subculture and to the world subculture, in your opinion, Karaskin?
Well, I think it's all about trying it's more like an underground holiday where people have to smoke wheat smoke marijuana during the ban or something like that.
Well, actually, well, yeah, that's about it.
Hey, Karaskin, I just always wanted to ask you this.
Is your father Lou Ferrigno?
My father, Lou Farigno.
What is it?
No, no, is your father Lou Farigno?
Not really, no.
Why do you ask?
I don't know about that term.
Do you even know what Lou Ferigno is?
I never heard of that term before.
But go ahead.
Explain to me.
Well, Lou Ferrigno is a, you know, a very, very buff guy, you know?
Really?
Yeah, yeah.
You never heard of the old Lou Ferigno?
You ever heard of, like, you know, it's actually a terminology used by women.
You know, they're like, oh, man, look at that guy.
He looks like he can give the old Lou Ferrigno.
Ah, I see.
Yeah.
So are you somehow related to a Lou Ferrigno?
Not really.
No.
Not really?
No.
I mean, cause, you know, you you sound like a Lou Ferrigno type.
Has anybody ever told you that?
Not well, no.
Nobody ever told me that I sounded like Lou Ferengo.
Yeah, d you you know what Lou Ferrigno is, right?
I just told you, right?
Yeah.
What's a Lou Farigno?
A Lou Ferengo is a buff a a buffy guy accent or something like that.
No, it's like a buff guy.
That's what I'm saying.
I mean, you know, no chick or something has ever come up to you and said, hey, you look like you can give the old Lou Ferrigno.
Well, I'm afraid that no chick is going to talk to me about that being Lou Berengo.
No, not Lou, no, Lou Berengo.
No, that's a guy that works at a bodega.
No, no, I'm talking about the old Lou Ferigno.
Not Lou Ferigno.
Oh.
Okay.
That's what I'm asking you.
Well, look, let me try to explain this to you again.
Are you related to somebody that encompasses the Lou Ferrigno?
No.
No, whatsoever.
So you're not a Lou Ferro.
You're not encompassing the Lou Ferrigno?
No.
Well, look, I need to get back to what I'm working.
I'll see you later, okay?
Well, wait, wait, wait.
Where are you going?
Where are you going, Karaskin?
We're talking here.
Look, there's people that are appreciating this interview here.
I mean, have you seen Twitter?
Yeah, they're lighting up here.
What are you talking about?
Yeah, they're saying, hey, I want to know, is Karaskin a Lou Ferrigno?
This is a big deal.
I mean, especially amongst the chicks.
No, I'm not related to Ruferengo, but I wish the chick would talk to me.
I mean, it's not like I'm being popular or anything.
Oh, yeah, well, go ahead and tell them your Twitter name, all right?
So, and tell them, and look, before you give your Twitter name, okay, you need to tell them that, look, this is my Twitter name, and I've got the good old Lou Ferigno, a good stiff Lou Ferigno, all right?
Um, okay, if that's what you want.
No, well, no, just go ahead, man.
It is the same name.
I have the same name on my Twitter account.
You can find it and follow me if you want to.
It's Karaskin, right?
Karaskin.
Yeah, it's spelled like with a K.A. K.
Okay, go ahead.
Go ahead and spell it.
K-A-R-A-S-Z-K-U-N.
All right, cool, Karaskin.
Hey, before we let you go, who's your favorite pony?
Shout Out to Karaskin00:13:39
What?
What?
What the hell?
Why would you ask me that?
I am not a brony.
Oh, whoa, hey, Karaskin.
I thought you were a brony.
I mean, what, what, what?
I am not a bony.
I'm a brony.
Jeez.
Whoa.
Did anybody ever see my Twitter lately?
I stated that I do not like I am not a brony and I never want to watch my little pony.
I'm sorry.
Mellow out, man.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, Karaskin.
No, I know.
I'm sorry.
No, don't get me wrong.
I know you're probably upset.
You're probably upset at being lumped in with these cloppers.
I'm sorry.
I didn't know that.
So, you know, but just for the record, because it is going around that you know, you are a brony, and that's why I asked that question.
So, for the record, let everybody know on the internet right now, because we got tens of thousands of people throughout the world.
Tell them that you're not a brony.
All right, Reiki.
I'll just tell everybody that I am not a brony.
I'm more like a raving rabbits fan, if you know what I mean.
And I mean, rabbits are much better than ponies, to be honest.
I mean, did you hear their screams like yeah, something like that?
That's more like a catch race.
What was that, correct?
I didn't get that.
What?
What did you just do?
But I just heard your screams demonstrating the rabbits battle cry, or a stupid cry like, did you ever see the my clip that a rabbit goes for a cup of coffee and you think that there's nothing happening?
There's nothing happening, boring on the cup that.
So the rabbits check on it and it's like there's empty and just tossed the cup away.
But before you know it, coffee is now being poured into what there's called aqua, standing there.
Well, it was pouring on the drain and the rabbit realized that he hears it and goes like and tries to chase it by taking it with his hands and trying to put it in its mouth, but not before it notices that his hands are burning and he starts screaming at fade oh, I love that.
Oh, I missed you.
Oh my god, oh my god, I love that.
When he started not the chance to try to get a cup of coffee, his hands are like bandaged.
He tries to drink the coffee about his pillow uh, he spills up himself and he can feel the hot, he can feel the burns right on his skin, start screaming again.
Oh yeah yeah man oh, that's funny.
Oh my god, you're a funny guy, Karaskin man.
That's a great story, man.
Thanks, man.
Anyway Karaskin man, it's been, it's been fun.
Man, i'm sure everybody out there appreciates your uh, your witty commentary, man.
So uh, you want to give any shout outs before we?
Uh let you go man.
Oh yeah, I got a couple of shout outs.
All right, go ahead man go, let's see before you give the shout out.
Hold on, hold on Karaskin.
Before you give the shout out, did you Say something about calling out bronies?
Are you calling them out or something?
Nah, I well, I might think about it, but I might call them out one day and tell them that stopping day, stopping broad.
Be who you want to be.
But anyway, be who you want to be.
And that's straight a direct quote from Karaskin.
All right, be who you want to be.
You be you, right, Karaskin?
Yeah.
Anyway, I'm giving a shout-out to Jump Jump Joe, Falsy, and Trixie60, and a couple of my friends, namely Kiaroa.
It's called a K-Y-O-R-A.
Yeah, Kiroa.
She's a friend of mine.
Did you say Kira?
Where's Kira?
Is that what you said?
No, that's not what I said.
I said K-I-R-I mean, K-Y-O-R-A.
Sounds like a Japanese name for a girl.
I see.
All right, man.
Hey, I tell you what, Karaskin.
Hey, thanks a lot for calling up, man.
Everybody's, you know, appreciating your commentary on the Twitter.
Thanks a lot for calling up.
You'd be cool, man.
All right.
All right.
Jacob.
See you later, man.
See you later, there, Carraskin.
Oh, my God, man.
Oh, this is a great 420, man.
Look, the bottom line is that's Karaskin.
You know, he's a guy that hangs around the capitalist army.
You know, obviously great insight.
That's why I use this as an opportunity to, you know, show everybody his, you know, unbelievable wit and, you know, his, you know, prowless humor.
And I hope that you all enjoyed it.
Once again, Karaskin, everybody.
Anyway, Jesus Christ, we're already four minutes in to the third and final hour.
Jesus Christ, man.
They're already in the third and final hour of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
And of course, I am your host.
Look at Karaskin, man.
He thought I was laughing at his story.
I am your host.
The man they call ghost.
And once again, folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
You know the drill, man.
Before we get into anything else, you know, please retweet the broadcast.
Yada yada yada.
Come on.
You know what to do, man.
All right, retweet that broadcast.
All right, and spread it around like wildfire.
We got all kinds of buttons underneath the goddamn player up in there.
You know, we got all kinds of Google Plus buttons, Facebook like buttons, retweet this buttons, share this buttons.
You know, use and abuse those buttons, baby, all right?
It's just a freaking click.
All right.
I'm sorry.
I'm a little mellow right now.
You know what I mean?
Mellow.
Oh, man.
Jesus Christ.
This has been a fun day.
It's been kind of a fun time.
A lot of Lol's cow type of episodes happening within this one episode of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast, man.
Anyway, before we get into anything else, engineer.
Hey, hey, engineer, do we got any, What is it?
Shout-outs?
You got any shout-outs going on here?
And, of course, if you want a shout-out, all you've got to do is tweet at me right now, Ghost Politics, all one word, no underscores.
Tweet at me with the hashtag CapitalistArmy.
All right, tweet at me with the hashtag Capitalist Army, and I'll give you a shout-out right here, right now, live on the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
All right.
All right, let's go ahead and take it from the top.
We've got the French doors in the house.
We've got G-Man Capitalist.
We've got Ghoul the Fool.
Ghosties Girls.
What's going on to Ghosties girls out there?
We've got Hambone Capitalist, my man.
What's going on, Hambone Capitalist?
Who else we got?
Toasty DeMosty in the house.
Seven Leaf.
What's going on to Seven Leaf B?
He's in the place.
As a matter of fact, let me give some extra props to 7 Leaf B up in here.
7 Leaf B, believe it or not, was out there in his local community handing out anti-Lamar Smith propaganda and hanging it all over his town for Christ's sake.
He doesn't even live anywhere near the District 21 in Texas, man.
So much props for 7 Leaf B, man.
Not to mention, he's a pretty good little troll, too, man.
He's pretty funny, man.
He can, I mean, and just through Twitter, you know, just following this kid on Twitter, you'll get some pretty good laughs.
So it's 7 Leaf L-E-A-F-B.
All right, 7 Leaf B, man.
Much props to him for going out there and taking the initiative to get Lamar Smith out of office.
Who else we got?
We got John the Sponge.
What's going on with John the Sponge, man?
He knows what's up.
We got Princess Tiara.
We've got Spring for Ghostly.
Yeah, real funny.
And stop calling me Ghostler, you assholes.
We got Westy242.
Who else we got going on over here?
We got Regular Ghost again.
What's going on?
We got Taroline Infuego.
Yeah, real funny.
Screw you.
All right.
Count Dracula 25 in the place.
We've got, Jesus Christ, some idiot named Diarrhea Fetish, for Christ's sake.
There's Colin Tenderizer again.
I mean, we got introduced to that sick-ass twisted name yesterday.
Jesus Christ.
What's up to Equestrian Citizen once again?
Who else is tweeting at me?
Tweet at me right now with the Capitalist Army hashtag.
And I will give you a shout-out right here, right now.
Ghost Politics is the name.
We've got Zen Sephold.
We've got Mr. Dragonstomp.
We've got Yooku Politics.
We got a funny Jew, Minecraft Brony.
Who else do we got going on over here?
A lot of the same peeps, man.
Nobody wants a freaking shout-out up in here?
Because if not, we'll just go ahead and move on for Christ's sake.
We know one actual Silent Eyes 7.
Evil Bronze 5.
All right?
I'm not going to say that sick name, you twisted prick.
Sergeant Furdo, what's going on to Sergeant Furdo?
Who else we got going on here?
What's going on to Guitar Ninja?
All right, stick it.
What's going on to stick it?
And as a matter of fact, what's going on to my man Dutch Capitalist, who is a member of the Capitalist Army.
Mind you, just to show you how badass of a businessman I am, we actually have a private game going on in the Investopedia website.
It's actually under the name Capitalist Army New, N-E-W.
And if you go check out Ghost Politics in that game, baby, we just started playing, what was it, four weeks ago, three weeks ago, and we all started with $10,000.
I'm up to $32,000 and I ain't even trying, baby.
The badass of business.
Remember that.
The badass of business, baby.
Anyway, who else do we got?
We got noob poop tickler.
We've got blue slime girl.
Who else do we got going on here?
We've got Denbark 8492.
We've got Dark Razors in the place.
D-Star 1994.
Turd Taste Tester for Christ.
Jesus Christ, man.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, top badge.
You know what I mean?
Talking about how Trixie Fixie wants pictures of his feet.
Who else do we got going on here?
Who else?
BBBDBB.
That's a great name.
We got, I'm not saying that sick ass name.
Windy, Texas.
Real funny, you jerks.
All right.
That was a real serious problem that we had out here.
There's no reason for you idiots to sit over here and make fun of it.
Anyway, we got the manly lesbian up in here.
The manly lesbian.
There's the whore master.
All right?
South Sudan Free Weed Modernization00:03:30
Jesus Christ.
That's enough.
Jordan Powers, what's going on?
Free weed by EBT.
Are you shitting me?
That's it.
Screw you.
I'm not just going to.
Free weed by EBT.
I got your free weed right here.
I got it right here.
Stupid son of a dude.
Give me the freaking mic for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ.
We're running out of time here while we're at it, man.
It's already freaking.
I mean, we only got 50 minutes left in the final hour.
You know what I mean?
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, we haven't even gone through the agenda.
We talked a little bit about the jehooties in Egypt once again gathering and the tens of thousands out there in Tier Square.
Anyway, I want to talk a little bit about the South Sudan because the Capitalist Army has pledged their support for the South Sudan because we believe that the South Sudan is attempting to utilize the natural resources that they have, not only within their land, but in uncontested land that was not drawn under certain agreements that we don't necessarily want to get into at this point in time.
But because of the United Nations pressure, even though the North Sudanese were the ones that provoked the attack, the South Sudanese, South Sudan is finally going to withdraw, or they've already withdraw from Heglig, which is the disputed area in which the North Sudanese are pissed off at the South Sudanese taking control of.
Because, hey, North, you're the ones that provoked the attack.
And South, they're going to use that as an opportunity to just go ahead and gather up land that is very economically viable, especially given the goals of South Sudan.
And the goals of South Sudan is modernization.
Modernization, for Christ's sake.
But unfortunately, President Kayer and all the other people that are trying to get the South Sudan in the direction of modernization keep side they keep being sidetracked and sucked into these cultural and tribal disputes and wars and all this nonsense.
All right?
So that's why we're pledging our support for the South Sudan because they want to modernize.
They want to utilize the natural resources they have within their geopolitical area, their boundary.
And we believe that they should be able to do so.
And not to mention that they should be able to participate in the international economic system given the fact that they are attempting to modernize.
Why the United Nations is waving their finger in the faces of President Kair and the South Sudanese is beyond me.
It's a disgrace is what it is.
Anyway, I didn't mean to get up.
I kind of ruined my high, to be honest with you, getting all hyped up for Christ.
I'm all sweating now because I'm talking about the South Sudan situation.
But anyway, let's talk a little bit about the presidential election in France.
That's right, this Sunday, France has its presidential election.
It is the current incumbent, Nicholas Zarkozi, versus the socialist competitor or the socialist competition, Francois Hollande.
Army Trending Ghost Real News00:02:50
I hope I pronounced that right.
And for all you frogs that are getting pissed off, you know, my bad.
Here's a couple of snails for you.
Enjoy.
But anyway, I'm looking forward to looking at that particular presidential election in France this Sunday.
It's going to be either a referendum on Nicholas Zarkozi or it's going to solidify Zarkozi's tenure since he's been president since Jacques Chirac, that crooked bastard.
Anyway, look forward to that in France.
You know what I mean?
All right, look forward to that this Sunday.
Anyway, last but not least, I definitely want to talk.
I definitely want to talk about, hold on a second, hold on, I just got some news about something here.
I just got news that Capitalist Army is trending right now.
Can you believe this crap?
Capitalist Army is trending right now.
Are you kidding me?
Capitalist Army is now trending.
I mean, is that all I need for it to be trended?
All right, I tell you what.
Everybody, send your damn tweets at me right now.
Send them at me right now and make sure to put the Capitalist Army hashtag in your damn little tweet there because we're going to keep it trending.
That's what we're going to do.
That's right.
Capitalist Army is trending out here in the U.S. All right, keep them coming.
All right, sneaker nets.
What's going on?
Latin capitalism.
P. Tyler's World.
Macroman.
All right.
Navy Sandhusky, for Christ's sake.
All right.
Navy Sandhusky.
Who else do we got going on over here?
Tainted Eon.
Count Dracula 25.
Coffee Waffy.
All right.
Beal the Creator.
Idiot Havers.
Desert Rose Radio.
What's going on to Desert Rose Radio?
Blue Star Nation.
Come on.
Let's keep them coming here.
Let's keep them coming right now.
Capitalist Army hashtag.
Come on.
Keep them coming.
Blue Waffle for Ghost.
Yeah, real great.
Vermin Supreme G. Who else we got?
These are the same peeps, man.
These are the same peeps.
Come on, let's keep them coming.
Come on.
Come on.
Who else do we got going on here?
Han Hanzo, what's going on to Han Hanzo?
Icelandic Brony in the house.
And there's Trixie Fixie with his foot fetish ass.
Not to mention French doors.
French doors.
You got to forgive us.
It's an inside meme with the Capitalist Army and Trixie Fixie.
So anyway, we got The Real Ghost.
Yeah, real funny, you jerk.
Major mask fan.
Crushed Beetles Coca Cola Addiction00:08:50
All right.
Who else do we got going on?
We got Don't Fear the Government.
Oh, yeah, right.
What's going on to Vincent the Bay?
He's in the house.
Yeah, Jesus Christ.
Fat Marshall in the place.
Who else?
Who else?
I mean, a lot of these are just sick, disgusting, twisted-ass names right now.
And I refuse to say them.
You know what I mean?
I refuse to say these sick ass names.
There's Vixer 9000.
There's somebody named Ass Biscuit.
Can you believe this crap?
Ass Biscuit.
You sick son of a bitch.
Freaking ass biscuit.
I mean, is this seriously?
I mean, are you kidding me?
Anyway, freaking ass biscuit.
Ass biscuit, for Christ's sake.
Oh, God.
Anyway, let me just go ahead and continue going for Christ's sake and let's take some calls.
We're running out of time here.
And not to mention, you know, let's just keep going.
All right.
Once again, French frog presidential election this Sunday.
Not to mention Hollywood Studios have lost.
They have lost a lawsuit in Australia that is groundbreaking.
The Hollywood Studios, which comprised of a whole bunch of different studios, I mean, countless of them, attempted to sue a ISP.
They attempted to sue an ISP in an attempt to win some kind of legal grounds for international precedent to pursue these same lawsuits throughout the international community.
They were taken on Australian's III net, or excuse me, IINet, excuse me, there's only two I's.
And they were taken to court by 35 movie and TV companies in 2010 claiming that the service provider was allowing customers to partake in illegal downloads.
You know, the BitTorrents and that sort of thing.
Anyway, the High Court in Australia ruled against the damn Hollywood and the damn TV studios.
Yes!
Yes!
Finally, man, the Australians down under are finally throwing some nuts on the table as it relates to this battle against the content monopolists of Hollywood and the recording industry.
Anyway, the judge ruled that the network provider did not authorize any illegal downloads or have the proper or have the power to prevent them.
Excuse me.
And that was basically the Australia's high court.
So you got to give Australia props.
So good night, Mike.
Let's have a shred out of the body, eh?
Much props to Australia.
I know I got a lot of fans in Australia for Christ's sake.
So much props to Australia.
Anyway, what else are we talking about, man?
We got a couple other things to talk about.
Oh, yeah.
Did y'all hear?
Starbucks is facing out.
It's phasing out.
Excuse me.
Starbucks Coffee is phasing out a key ingredient that they use in certain Frappuccinos.
And guess what that ingredient is?
Crushed Beatles.
Crushed Beetles.
Can you believe that?
I mean, Starbucks actually utilized crushed Beatles as a main ingredient to put in its Frappuccinos.
All right, now, these are the ones that had kind of a strawberry look to it.
I mean, the whole intention of crushing these Beatles and putting it as a main component to these Frappuccinos was for the color purposes exclusively.
I mean, that's the whole reason why they were there.
That's the whole reason why they even put these beetles.
And just imagine all you folks that were out there, especially you jerk dicks that claim that I'm un-American because I don't drink coffee, right?
I don't go to goddamn Starbucks or anything of that nature.
How do you like the fact that all those goddamn little Frappuccinos that you were drinking had crushed beetles as a component?
To the freaking ingredients to those Frappuccinos.
How you like that, huh?
Come on, huh?
Does it make you feel a little squirmish in the pants?
Woo!
Oh, man, I'm glad I don't drink any of that crap, man.
As a matter of fact, I'm glad I only drink beer.
As a matter of fact, this is this Optimator ears last.
I mean, it's the only one I'm drinking on top of this tetrahydrocanemanol.
You know what I'm saying?
But how does that make you feel?
All you people that drink all those Frappuccinos, you were drinking crushed beetles as a component.
You were literally drinking Beetlejuice.
You were literally drinking Beetlejuice for Christ's sake.
Have you all seen the movie with Michael Teaton for Christ's sake?
Did you see what he looked like?
I mean, does that visually seem appetizing at all to you, knowing that they crushed beetles and used this as a component to Frappuccinos?
Jesus Christ.
Anyway.
And oh, wait, wait a minute.
Do we got a defender here?
We got naturalists up in here actually tweeting me up.
I was about to go to the next freaking subject, but we actually have naturalists up in here saying, well, the last food coloring, the last food coloring that was used was found to cause cancer, ghost.
It was found to cause cancer.
So all Starbucks was trying to do was look for a natural way to colorize the Frappuccino.
So is that how you're justifying drinking crushed Beetles for Christ's sake?
I mean, do y'all feel okay that y'all are drinking crushed beetles?
They were literally drinking Beetlejuice.
Anyway, let's move on.
You people don't care.
You know what I mean?
You people would eat soil and green if the government gave it to you, you ungrateful pricks.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, let me move on to another subject matter.
Did you hear about this death of a 30-year-old woman out of New Zealand who just kind of dropped dead at 30 years old?
And when they did an autopsy, the autopsy or the person, the coroner, or whoever was in charge of this autopsy put as a they were citing amongst a whole bunch of other things like her lifestyle and her lack of nutritional intake.
You know, she didn't really eat the best.
But a main component in her death that they wrote down on the coronary report was too much Coca-Cola consumption.
Can you believe this crap?
I mean, you know, that kind of took me back because I drink Coca-Cola up in here.
You know what I mean?
But the coroner was saying that her Coca-Cola habit, I'm not talking about yay-yo.
I'm not talking about half price to the Yay-Yo.
I'm not talking about that.
I'm talking about Coca-Cola.
All right?
The coroner said that there was high amounts of caffeine in her system, and on top of which, you know, this is what the coroner noted, which is really, really weird.
All right?
That it wasn't necessarily the direct cause of her death, but under their guesstimation that it was a leading cause of her death.
According to people who knew her, she drank literally 2.1 to 2.6 gallons of Coca-Cola every single day of her life.
I mean, that's, Jesus Christ, that's pretty much dedication, huh?
I mean, 2.1 to 2.6 gallons of Coca-Cola every single day.
She was addicted to Coke.
You know what I mean?
Anyway, she died of a heart attack, right, in February 2010.
And according to the pathologist, you know, he testified on Thursday that this woman, I don't want to give her name because I think it's rather embarrassing how she died.
But if you want to go check it out, you can probably find it out yourself, all right?
But she likely suffered from hypoclyemia, excuse me if I'm mispronouncing that, which is low potassium levels, which he believes was caused by her overall poor nutrition, including an unusual high levels of Coke consumption.
Radio Graffiti Fied Ghetto Accident00:15:46
So I know there's probably a lot of people that are listening in right now.
They're like, what?
Coke?
Yeah, Coca-Cola.
You know what I mean?
Anyway, that's about enough.
And not to mention, it's 420.
It's the holiday that we've been talking about, that everybody celebrates in the underground of American subculture.
And not only just American subculture, but worldwide subculture throughout the world.
And, you know, I'm celebrated by consuming some tetrahydrocanevanol.
As a matter of fact, let me consume a little bit more before we get into our favorite part of the broadcast.
How about that, huh?
How about a little bit of that?
Here, let me do that here.
Oh, man.
Oh, geez.
That's what I'm talking about.
That's what I'm talking about.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, man.
That's what I'm talking about.
Oh, man.
Oh, I'm sorry, folks.
I'm a little freaking out of it, man.
I'm sorry.
I don't do this much.
I'm not some freaking reefer addict like most of you people out there that probably do this on a freaking consistent basis.
You know what I'm saying?
So, man, I'm just kind of woozy, if you will.
Anyway, let's just go ahead and, I mean, I just feel out of it for Christ's sake.
Let's just go ahead and get to everybody's favorite part of the broadcast.
How about that, huh?
And I'm talking about radiography.
That's right, folks.
It's radio graffiti, the part of the broadcast in which the spectators become a part of the spectacle.
And all you have to do to take part is give me a call right now.
646-652-4869 is the number to call.
And when I call on your Skype name or on your area code, you will have exactly three to four seconds to say whatever it is that you have to say on your mind.
Whatever it is.
Whatever it is.
So without any further ado, let's just go ahead and get to Radio Graffiti and get to it right now.
Alright, let's go ahead and take it from the top.
520, Radio Graffiti.
Hello?
Jesus Christ.
How about 732?
Radio graffiti.
Would you fuck me?
I'd fuck me.
I'd fuck me hard.
The freakin' line.
Capitalist Fox, Radio Graffiti.
Melting pot.
A break shift.
Belt.
Melting pot.
Shit, shit, shit, shit.
Don't melt the pot.
The great, great shit.
Ha, ha.
A break.
Belt.
Melt.
Belly pot.
with these freaking remixes, man.
I'm telling you, this is just the way it is.
I mean, how many freaking remixes are there, man?
I'd like for the Guides Book of World Records to take a freaking count of that one.
Jesus Christ.
Senor Carlito, Radio Graffiti.
Hello, Ghost.
This is a pre-recorded message.
It's by the time your show starts.
My mom will be home.
Anyways, I wanted to wish you a happy 420.
And because you influenced me, I decided to participate in 420 today.
I don't have any assets to weed, but my next-door neighbor is a cocaine neither.
All right.
Here you go.
Oh, Jesus, you sick son of a bitch.
Don't be sitting over here using yay on the mic.
Don't be sitting here using yay on the show, you sick twisted son of a bitch.
All right, I think you've watched Carlito's way one too many times there, son.
All right, I think you need to, you know, I think you need to stop with the Al Pacino movie, son.
Who else do we got?
570, Radio Graffiti.
Fuck you and Texas, you fucking faggot.
Oh, yeah, five seven zero seven nine three.
Should we just say your freaking number now?
I'll give a fuck.
All right, dude, for free.
All right, all right, here we go.
570-793-5467.
Good for you.
517, radio graffiti.
Dude, don't you know that they actually put like the worded peta cells in Pepsi of flavoring?
You're talking about you lying, son of a bitch.
Shut up, you sick son of a bitch.
You're probably the same idiot that believes that yeah, never mind.
I'm not even gonna say it.
901 Radio Graffiti.
What is this?
Stand on tonight, stand on problem.
Yeah, I can agree to that.
Did you actually do that in what do you call that?
The T-Pain style?
I'm T-Pain.
Come on, man.
I want to buy you in your age.
831 Radio Graffiti.
Oh, my name is Frank Hill Strictly Campaign.
And I need to tell you just one thing.
You suck the chrome of a 57 Chevy bumper with that accent.
262, radio graffiti.
Yeah.
Shut up.
6-4-6, Radio Graffiti.
Hey, that's not funny, asshole, especially on a 4-20.
All right, that's not funny.
505, radio graffiti.
Lol, this is the Austin Police Department.
We got a call that there may be some narcotics being used in your area in your residence, and we're just leaving you a call because we're going there right now to.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Eat my dick up till you hiccup, all right?
904, radio graffiti.
We can't even hear you with your damn salvation army phone, for Christ's sake.
937, radio graffiti.
Wow.
Yeah, well, while I'm going drunk in Wednesday, that sounds like a forever alone prick over there.
405, Radio Graffiti.
Take that crap off of there, you stupid Oklahoma pricks.
It's UT, boy, University of Texas.
Don't you ever forget about it, boy.
817, Radio Graffiti.
Hello?
Yeah.
What's going on, Ghost?
How you doing?
Not too bad.
Hambone, what's going on, man?
Hey, what's going on, Hambone?
How you doing?
Nothing, man.
I'm just getting paid today.
I'm going to pick up my check.
Notice that you've been having quite a good time on the show.
Yeah, a little bit, to say the least.
I'm telling you, it's been bizarre.
How bizarre?
How bizarre?
You know what I mean?
Yeah, I know what you mean, man.
But hey, smoke that whole bag for the show, man.
Don't let it go to waste because, you know, you walked through that shit away last year, and you didn't get to smoke the rest of it.
Smoke that whole fucking bag, man.
Do it for the show.
Oh, man.
I don't know if I can do that, man.
I got to cut myself off a little bit.
I was starting to go off Keister, for Christ's sake.
I was starting to go like deep philosophical thought or something, and I was freaking people out.
I mean, I was looking at the Twitter.
People were freaking out.
They're like, dude, you're scaring me.
Don't make me think about these things, dude.
So I don't want to scare anybody.
I was going into too deep of a perception, if you will.
Anyway, thanks a lot, Hambone.
I appreciate you calling.
704 Radio Graffiti.
Hey, Ghost, what's up, man?
How's it going?
Hey, I just want to say, love your show, man.
Don't let the trolls get you down.
Happy 420.
Happy Baller Friday.
Hey, I appreciate it, man.
Happy Baller Friday.
And, of course, 420, man.
617, Radio Graffiti.
Jesus Christ.
Turn that crap down for Christ's sake.
People with headphones, if we were in a barroom, they'd kick in the balls playing that so loud.
574, Radio Graffiti.
This is a bustle leaf coming straight from the underground.
A young nigga got his back to the ground.
Yeah, yeah, it's freaking NWA.
All right, that was the cause of the ghetto fide problem that we have here in America.
Do you understand that?
NWA, the cause of the ghetto-fied problem.
479, Radio Graffiti.
Hey, Ghost, thanks for doing the show.
You're doing a great job, man.
GutCode.uk, Fagx.
What?
I couldn't even understand you with your slack jaw approach in English, man.
Did he say something?
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, that better not have been Jen Jaber or whatever the hell is his name.
208, Radio Graffiti.
Hey, Ghost.
How are you doing?
How are you doing?
Pretty good.
I got a quick question here for you.
How many chiefs did the cat have?
Probably more than your mother.
More than your mother.
I'm sorry.
I was cracking up in mid-cut down there.
724 radio graffiti.
I don't even draw with you.
Jesus Christ.
Don't tell me it's that stupid.
We're hot.
That stupid, ridiculous song.
You know, it's assholes like you that make ridiculous, stupid, pathetic waste of freaking creativity like that viral.
You stupid piece of trash.
704, Radio Graffiti.
Hey, Ghost, what's up, man?
Me again.
I guess my other phone got put on there.
Well, yeah, shove it up, your ass.
832, Radio Graffiti.
Another Helen Keller deaf mute.
508, Radio Graffiti.
Hey, Ghost, are you related to Lou Frigna?
Yeah, shut up, alright, asshole.
610, Radio Graffiti.
Hey, Ghost.
Really love the show.
And I just want to thank you for letting me tune in to True Cannibal Radio.
Yeah, you stupid little brat.
All right?
You stupid little brat.
You better hope that your mother doesn't find you listening to this.
Because, you know, I don't really like single mothers, and I know you come from one.
I can hear a bunch of brats out there running rampant.
443, radio graffiti.
Hello.
Goodbye.
423 Radio Graffiti.
Get that cheap, ghetto-fied crap off, for Christ's sake.
I hated that song.
You know, nothing but a bunch of ghetto-fied crap.
I mean, what a ghetto-fied song.
Like, yeah, baby, I got five on it, baby.
I got five on it.
Yeah, big deal.
Five bucks doesn't get you crap.
You know what I mean?
I mean, especially if you're smoking the primo stuff.
I mean, five bucks doesn't even get you a couple of freaking hairs.
You stupid, cheap bastard.
I got five on it, baby.
Yeah, you can have five on these nuts.
All right.
Area code 614, radio graffiti.
Happy anniversary, Carlaby, baby.
You son of a bitch.
That's uncalled for, for Christ's sake, all right?
We don't need to worry about the memories of Derek Harris and Eric Klebold.
Or Eric Harris and Derek Klebold.
Whatever it was.
Who cares?
They were both fruiting off in a freaking shower before they went out shooting anyway.
352, Radio Graffiti.
Hello?
Goodbye.
How about 716, Radio Graffiti?
Hey, Ghost, what's up?
Hey, what's going on, Pipes?
Hey, not much, man.
Just walking around with a backpack full of beer.
Oh, no, dude.
Where are you at?
You had an event out there?
You had another 420 event?
This head shop owner kind of flaked on me, but, you know, we still took some stoner's money.
You know, it didn't work out.
Didn't work out like it was supposed to.
But at least you got a backpack full of beer, right?
You can't go wrong with that, especially on a Friday 420.
You know what I mean?
Hell no, man.
Happy Baller Friday.
Happy Baller Friday, man.
Much props to Pipes, man.
A member of the Capitalist Army.
201 Radio Graffini.
We can't even understand your stupid sick-ass voice.
619 Radio Graffiti.
Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
That's right, the true capitalist horn player from 619, man.
What's going on?
Not much.
That was pretty good, man.
Pretty good rendition of Believe It or Not, I'm Walking On Air.
Pretty good rendition, man.
Thanks.
All right, man.
You have a happy baller Friday.
All right, man.
You too.
All right, man.
Take it easy.
All right, we got Area Code 909, Radio Graffiti.
Hello?
Goodbye.
We got 484, Radio Graffiti.
Hey, goodness.
I got into a little bit of an accident recently.
You kind of heard about that therapy street in Chicago.
And I itched her.
And I mean, I got robots dead.
Bro, you sound like a sick-ass perv looking for Miss Annie Mae Rotten Crotch that's 15 years old on the internet, for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ.
610, Radio Graffiti.
Unemployment Ghostler is me and Byron Poochie's crew, and we're gonna get you.
Vulgar Testies Even Giving Crap00:15:06
And you know, if we don't shut up, and in the wizard, radio graffiti.
Happy bandits!
Adolf's ghostler!
Happy bandit!
Adolf Ghostler!
Happy band!
Stupid assholes for that crap!
I told you, idiots, not to call me Ghostler!
There's nothing funny about that crap, man.
Stupid piece of crap.
Anyway, who else do we got going on over here?
We got Area Code 323, Radio Graffiti.
All right, turn down your radio, you jag off.
Who else we got?
336, Radio Graffiti.
Hey, ghost with me, Tom's Tinky.
That's what I say.
Happy 420.
Happy birthday, Adolf Hitler.
Hi, Ohio.
Hey, Shay, shut up.
All right, shut up.
Just sit there and shut your stupid stick and take it to Tunka De Tonka Toy hole.
Uh-oh, do y'all hear that?
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
There goes the mic.
Uh-oh.
Uh-uh.
There it goes.
Uh-oh, man.
Looks like I may have to just cancel the show at this point.
You know what I'm saying?
I may just have to cancel the goddamn show at this point.
I don't know, man.
I don't know.
As a matter of fact, I don't know what to do.
You know, I kind of want to just end the show, but what to do, what to freaking do.
Anyway, I tell you what, we'll be right back.
Let's go ahead and throw on Alex S Alexis, you know, with his hit, Melting Pot of Alcohol, featuring yours truly.
Go ahead and throw it on, engineer.
Go ahead, throw it on.
Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ!
Jesus Christ!
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ!
Jesus Christ!
Shut up, your ass.
Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ!
Jesus Christ!
Oh, Jesus Christ!
Jesus Christ!
Oh, Jesus Christ!
This is new planetary capitalist radio broadcast.
All right.
So let me go ahead and start it and let's start it.
Right now, I am your host, the man-day call ghost.
The goddamn racist and the goddamn piece of crap.
I am your host, the man they call ghost.
Fat rootie bastard.
I am your host, the man they call ghosts.
I'm a goddamn racist, I'm a goddamn piece of crap.
I am your host, the man they call ghosts.
I've been telling everybody who's listening to my broadcast to spread that around the internet throughout the world that Ghost from True Capitalist Radio is a melting pot of no.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I shouldn't even be doing this crap.
I shouldn't even be giving you ass to whim like I'm doing this crap.
I shouldn't even be giving you this.
Forget it.
I think we're ready.
I think we're ready.
Shut it off.
Get me back on the horn here.
I am your host, the man they call ghost.
I'm a goddamn racist.
I'm a goddamn friend of crap.
I am your host.
Get me back on the horn here.
For Christ's sake.
Are we on?
All right.
We're back on the air for Christ's sake.
And, you know, if I sound a little different, my apologies.
This is the new mic.
Can you believe that?
So I'd like for you all to just go ahead and make your own judgments on it.
All right.
How does everyone?
Do I sound okay?
Am I coming?
Hello.
Am I?
Is everything all right?
Is this thing on?
Hello, Testies.
Testies.
One, two, three.
Huh?
Anyway, it sounds not too bad.
All right, we're going to continue the show now.
All right.
I saw those people on Twitter like, no.
No.
Anyway, let me go ahead and while I was gone, I decided to go ahead and get a quick brew while I was switching mics.
And, you know, you know how it is.
You know what I mean?
Anyway, let me go ahead and go ahead and take a swing of this beer.
Oh, yeah.
Woo!
Anyway, let me go ahead and take a chug of this beer.
I mean, man, it's 4:20.
It's Baller Friday, baby.
I'm sitting here.
I'm having a drink.
I'm smoking freaking reefer and all that other stuff.
Hey, let's take a chug.
Cheers, baby.
Cheers to all the peeps that are out there, the capitalist army, and all the listeners that are listening to True Capitalist Radio in the United States and throughout the world.
Cheers, baby.
Cheers.
Oh, man.
Good stuff, baby.
Good stuff.
All right.
Anyway, let me see what's up.
What people are saying?
What's going on?
They're saying it's bad quality or something.
Hey, shove it up your ass.
All right.
All right.
Shove it up, your goddamn ass.
Even see what I turn up the volume here.
Hey, is that better?
Hello?
Hello?
Can y'all hear me?
Testies, testies, you stupid son of a bitches.
If you don't like it, I can end the show right now.
I could be on 6th Street right now.
Right now, I could be on 6th Street, boy.
Give me a goddamn break.
Anyway, let's go ahead and let's take some calls here.
We're continuing with Radio Graffiti this 420 Bowler Friday edition of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
And I hope everybody's having a decent time.
If I do sound a little bit different here, we're using the new microphone here at the end.
My apologies if I do sound a little bit different.
But if you don't like it, well, here, take a whiff of this.
You piece of crap.
609, Radio Graffiti.
This is your favorite pony.
Shove whatever favorite pony that you've got up your goddamn ass.
And to the person who played the OU theme, fuck the Sooners, man.
Shove up.
Hey, what's going on, man?
Hey, thanks a lot.
I appreciate it.
You're damn right.
Screw the Sooners, baby.
It's UT, University of Texas, longhorns, baby.
Longhorns.
Anyway, now that I've gotten that, you know, out of the way, Top Badge, Radio Graffiti.
Oh, man.
That was a pretty good remix with old Trixie and French doors and French doors.
Anyway, who else do we got?
We got 330, Radio Graffiti.
Shut up and fuck my bot.
Fuck my bot.
Jesus, shut up, you sick twisted prick.
614, radio graffiti.
My nigga, I'm Fitim.
And happy birthday, Hitler.
What the hell did you just say?
I don't speak it up.
Happy birthday, Hitler.
Can you say that again?
Can you say that again?
Happy birthday, Hitler.
Man, you sound like some white cracker-ass cracker trying to be black, for Christ's sake.
Come on.
All right, Eminem sucks.
Remember that.
304 radio graffiti.
Hey, Ghost.
I just want to say Happy Baller Friday.
I want you to celebrate 420.
Hope you have a good rest of the show.
I guess talks are me.
This is CSS Refuge, by the way.
Nope.
No problem.
Appreciate it, man.
Happy Baller Friday.
How about Fat Marshall Radio Graffiti?
Wiggle, Yeah.
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle.
I'm racist.
And I know, but I'm a racist, all right?
Audrey?
I am a racist.
I am a man.
Nope.
Stupid son of a bitch.
Just shove it up your ass, all right?
You're lucky this is 420.
You're lucky that this is a Baller Friday, and I'm not going to let that crap get to me for Christ's sake, all right?
I'm going to utilize the alcoholic beverage and the tetrahydrocanneminol to calm my ass down.
That's what I'm going to do, you sorry sack of crap sitting over there mixing me with that garbage.
You know what I'm going to do?
I'm going to smoke.
You know, as a matter of fact, I'm going to go ahead and smoke right now.
As a matter of fact, let me do something else here.
This microphone's got a different option to it.
How's this?
Can y'all hear me?
This has got a more of a diet.
This has got a more of a dynamic range out here, all right?
More of a dynamic range going on out here.
Well, I'm going to go ahead and, how can I put it?
Smoke, for lack of a better term, there, boy.
Woo!
Anyway, what else we got going on here?
I got to unwrap this crap here, folks.
Man, we're almost down to the end of the show here.
We might have to go into a freaking after-the-show radio graffiti, possibly.
You know what I'm saying?
And it may not be that long because, to be honest with you, I want to go out there to 6th Street.
You know what I mean?
I want to go out there military, baby.
That's what I want to be on there militime all day.
You know what I mean?
Then come back home and, you know, I don't know, pass out and, you know, wake up tomorrow and do the whole goddamn thing all over again.
You know what I mean?
Woo!
Anyway, let me go ahead and let me go ahead and do this here.
All right?
Let me go ahead and do this.
All right?
Let me go ahead and smoke some of this.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
That's what I'm talking about.
I got to let it hit the brain.
You know what I'm saying?
Got to let it hit the brain.
Oh, yeah, baby.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, man.
That's what I'm talking about.
Let me get some more drink while we're at.
Jesus Crabby.
This is hitting me hard, man.
Oh, man.
You know, I could use a Karaskin right now.
asking, you hook it up, man.
Oh, Karaskin.
That's funny, man.
As a matter of fact, I got people sitting here tweeting at me saying Karaskin for engineer.
Can you believe that, engineer?
They want to take your job, man.
ship on engineer.
Anyway, let's keep going, all right?
Let's keep going for Christ.
Oh, let me take a chug of this beer here.
All right.
All right, let's go ahead.
Let's take some more calls.
301 radio graffiti.
I just wanted to say you have a great show in Brony's fucking rural.
Fuck your shit.
Yeah, shut up, you stupid, fruity-sounding bastard.
For Christ's sake, you sound like you popped out of the bottom of your father's nutsack.
Unoriginal Repay Radio Losers00:15:34
You know, the weekend.
You know what I mean?
The shit that should have been swallowed.
Oh, man, I'm getting vulgar.
Oh, Jesus.
Come on.
Come on.
I'm getting vulgar here.
I'm getting vulgar here.
Come on.
Anyway.
4-2-3, Radio Graffiti.
Black and yellow, black and yellow.
It's enough of that ghetto fide crap.
617 Radio Graffiti.
Hey, you go, so happy 420.
And you know what they say?
Weed is always better when you soak more duck.
Salt Morde.
God damn it, you stupid gut.
Damn son.
God damn it, man.
I freaking hate that guy.
Sitting over here having a decent baller Friday.
I'm having a decent 420 up in here.
And then I've got to hear this shit.
Jesus Christ.
What a joke.
You know, what an absolute joke.
You know, I mean, you see what I do for the fans out here?
You see what I'm doing?
I'm exposing myself to tetrahydrocannibanol.
I'm giving you my soul.
And this is how you freaking repay me.
Jesus Christ.
Give me the freaking mic.
Give me that.
Give me the freaking mic for Christ's sake.
This is how you repay me for Christ's sake.
I'm doing a freaking baller Friday.
You know, I'm doing a freaking 420.
And this is how you repay me for Christ's sake, huh?
Huh?
Huh?
I'm talking to you.
I'm talking to you like it.
God damn it, do you hear me?
I'm talking.
You hear me?
God damn it.
God damn all of you.
Jesus Christ, man.
Give me the mic.
Give me the freaking mic.
Jesus Christ, man.
You see, this is the kind of crap I'm putting up with for Christ's sake.
Anyway, we're almost out of time.
I'm going to extend the broadcast into an after-the-radio show or after-the-show radio graffiti.
So if you want to hear that, go to blogtalkradio.com/slash ghost and hear it after it's recorded.
And follow me on Twitter, Ghost Politics.
All one word, no underscores.
And we're out of here.
We're out of the live broadcast.
Happy 420, baby.
Woo!
And we are out.
We are out, and we are continuing right now with the after-the-show radio graffiti.
That's what we're doing right now.
Woo, man, what a show.
I mean, it was a freaking, it was a ride, to say the least, baby.
It was a ride.
You know what I mean?
I hope that y'all appreciated the ghost experience out here, man.
What a hell of a ride it was today.
Pretty good stuff, man.
Pretty good stuff.
Anyway, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me once again, folks.
Great show.
Let's take some after-the-show radio graffiti, and then I'm going to 6th Street Millettime, baby.
So let's do this.
All right, who do we got here?
We got area code 541 radio graffiti.
Shut up.
Shut that stupid steak and shit up.
Excuse my friendship.
We're after the show anyway.
Who gets the crap?
615 radio graffiti.
Hey, Ghost, I made a joke for you.
Yeah, what is it?
How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many?
$500.
50 to do the paperwork, 49 to collect the taxes, and 1 to contract someone to actually do it.
That was actually pretty good.
That was actually very decently put.
I'm sure the simpletons out here that are listening are like, huh?
Huh?
But that was actually pretty decent.
443, radio graffiti.
I just want to say that you create.
I want to say.
Yeah, you're stumbling, mumbling.
We ain't got time for that crap.
All right, let's take some Skype callers.
How about the Rock 8884 Radio Graffiti?
I mean, you actually mixed me with the freaking Weezer?
Are you kidding me?
You actually mixed me with Weezer for Christ's sake?
I was just singing that song just because to, so that people can freaking recognize it for Christ's sake.
But look at it.
Look at you remixers, man.
You freaking remixers.
It just never ends, man.
It never ends.
Jesus Christ.
Who else do we got going on over here for Christ's sake?
240, Radio Graffiti.
Hey, Ghost, you know, the sooner you tell us who your favorite pony is, the sooner we stop asking.
Yeah, shut up, all right?
I don't like my little pony, you stupid fruit.
Keep dreaming.
225, radio graffiti.
Hey, Ghostler, why don't you come over to my house with the engineer, and we can watch Boss Nigger on my TV?
Shut up.
Shut up.
Sick sons of bitches.
Just shut up.
201, Radio Graffiti.
Hey, Ghost.
Luckily, I don't have to say anything about clocking today.
So I want to say this.
Happy Baller Friday.
Happy 420.
And happy birthday, Ghostler.
See, Turtle?
Shut, shut up.
You got God damn it.
What are you eating into this ghostler shit?
858 Radio Graffiti.
Hey, Ghostler, you talk all this shit.
God, yeah, shut up.
Shut up.
God damn it with you idiots-ass ghostler crap.
Enough!
Enough, idiots.
All right, enough with this crap.
Jesus Christ, give me a drink.
I need a freaking drink up in here.
I give you idiots a freaking 420 show.
I give you an after-the-radio graffiti.
And this is all you freaking treat me, you stupid scumbags.
You freaking 707 radio goddamn graffiti.
469 radio graffiti.
Your granny was in the Joy Divisions.
Yeah, shut up.
All right, just sit there and shut up.
Talk about my goddamn granny.
Don't talk about my granny again.
Y'all idiots have been pretty good about that as of late because y'all know better.
Y'all know if y'all continue to talk about my granny, I will unleash the power of Peenix.
The power of Peenix 2.0.
And let me tell you something right now.
The power of Peenix has very, very mythological powers.
Just ask those that are no longer with us anymore.
503 Radio Graffiti.
Hey, oh, Goaster.
Hey, oh, Goaster.
Shut it up.
Shut up with a shut up.
Shut up.
There's nothing cute about what you just did there.
You dumb, unoriginal, no personality having scumbag.
573, radio graffiti.
Yeah.
Shit, never mind.
Yeah, yeah, exactly.
Just sit there and shut your stupid, stinking, smelly fruit bowl hole.
847, radio graffiti.
Hey, ghosts, this is my first time calling in.
I want to see you do a good show.
SHIT MSINGER!
SHITEMASENGER!
SHITEMAS!
SHEAT MESINGER!
What?
What the hell did he just scream for Christ's sake?
Jesus Christ.
What did he say?
Jesus Christ.
May the power of Christ compel you, for heaven's sake.
904, Radio Graffiti.
Yeah, another Helen Keller deaf mute.
786, Radio Graffiti.
Jesus Christ, what the hell?
314, radio graffiti.
Stupid, dumbass songs.
818, radio graffiti.
Damn it, not these assholes.
Not these assholes.
209 Radio Graffiti.
Let's go, North UK.
Unoriginal pricks, man.
Unoriginal, stupid, ungrateful, cyber-vermin-infested pricks is what we've got going on here.
How about burning Count Dracula, Radio Graffiti?
Roll another.
What an unoriginal, stupid, dumbass song.
First of all, the beat was so simplistic.
And secondly, the stupid rhyme was even more simplistic.
Why anybody bought it is beyond me.
But just take a look at our simplistic country.
And then you can probably get a good whiff on why that stupid song was popular.
928 Radio Graffiti.
Welcome back to True Communist Radio.
Shut up.
Shut your stupid stinking, smelly, flat-foot-having, half-pint-looking, Jurassic, slap-ass, sporting piece of crap-ass up.
All right, boy.
7-0-3, Radio Graffiti.
Good day, Duke.
How are you today, Benito Gosslini?
I'm going to go off on a rant here.
I'm gonna go off on a little bit of a rant here because, you know, you people just don't understand, you know, the sacrifices that I have to conduct to do a broadcast here.
Do you understand?
I mean, I could be with my wife right now.
We could be on 6th Street, you know, having a great time, having a great meal at one of the many different restaurants we have here in Austin, Texas.
But no, I'm sitting here messing around with you stupid losers.
Jesus Christ, my neck won't stop popping for Christ's sake.
And you know, I'm sitting over here.
I'm conducting a broadcast.
I'm broadcasting to you freaking losers.
And are you even considering?
Are you even grateful for it?
Do you even care?
Jesus Christ, there's that siren again, for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ.
Damn it.
freaking cops or something.
Look at cops.
Anyway, they must be getting paranoid here.
Anyway, I'm going to just do a couple more and then I'm out of here, all right?
Then I'm out of here.
Stoner Pot Leaf, Radio Graffiti.
Okay, that's great.
All right.
We know one actual radio graffiti.
Bad boy, bad boy.
What you gonna do?
What you gonna do when they come for you?
Bad boy, bad boy.
Hey, you know, that's not very nice to be playing for Christ's sake.
I'm sitting over here looking out my window for freaking cops, all right?
It's not a very good thing to be sitting over there playing there, Weena.
936 Radio Graffiti.
Got up with that stupid, ridiculous crap.
All right, who else we got?
We've got Could Do, Could Do, Radio Graffiti.
Rognosticator, Bracontin, I'm shooting you pearls.
For the past couple years, you've been mooching on my fame.
And after all this time, still nobody knows your name.
Let's get your popularity, see how low it went.
Debbie Daly is down.
Get this 800%.
You're just a big floated bibble that never quits bitch.
So do us all a favor and get back in the kitchen.
You expect me to take this for some racist fruit mold whose only real fans are a bunch of bronies and trolls?
Shut your fat mouth, Hambone, and just listen to me.
You're not Alex Jones, even though I know you'd like to be.
Your show is no substance, but whereas mine is nice to meet people only listen in for radio graffiti.
We know you're a brony and we know Applejack can play.
Just get out of here, conquest, before I make it go camps that way.
Ah, ah, engineer, not now.
Can't you see I'm in the middle of serving up this cow?
You draft Debbie Daley.
You know it, and I know it.
Ask anyone you want, don't say your show is a loaf of shit.
God damn it, you gotta be cursing like a sailor, but that's the only way to talk when you're talking about this failure.
So face it, Debbie, you're gonna die alone.
And honestly, I think I'd rather listen than go, Febo.
Win that short board, you worse little pony.
And no one didn't want the ceremony.
Engineers the talent of the putting him on the mic.
And just go back down to Big Street and just take a height.
My show's real as it gets.
Demi Daly Joke Ruined Day00:02:08
And honey, that's no lie.
Listen to one at the snow, and you'll say, oh my.
It's the year of the dip.
Just wait.
I'm going to beat you.
Cause I've just got your dock, and now I'm sending you pizza.
Who wants new design?
Big red bells of love dog radio.
Jesus Christ, you got, you gotta be kidding me.
You actually put in and conducted that much production effort into putting that together for Christ's sake?
I mean, God!
Jesus Christ!
Me with Demi Daly, for Christ's sake!
Demi Daly!
Jesus Christ, man!
What a freaking joke that was, man!
That's it.
I've had enough.
That's it.
You know what?
You all have ruined my Bowler Friday.
You've ruined my 420.
You've ruined this great day, this great fantastic day that I was just having with that ridiculous, dumbass, stupid, pathetic, useless parody that you just aired on my goddamn broadcast.
That's it.
And that's it.
Get me out of here.
Stick a fork in me.
I'm done for here, engineer.
I'm not going to sit over here and put up with this crap anymore for Christ's sake.
Get me the hell out of here.
Get me out of here for Christ's sake.
These stupid pieces of crap, they ruined my Bowler Friday.
They ruined it.
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Boar's Head Teriyaki Outro00:00:29
Boarshead is bringing a slice of Japan to the deli.