Ghost hosts Episode 217, apologizing for technical delays before urging listeners to unseat Texas Rep. Lamar Smith and criticizing Obama's "class warfare" rhetoric on oil speculators. He details market volatility, mocks "bronies," and exposes Secret Service scandals involving Colombian prostitutes and a $800,000 GSA Las Vegas party. Ghost further attacks the George Zimmerman prosecution as a capitalist threat, derides North Korea's failed missile test, and ridicules media narratives surrounding Trayvon Martin while signing off after microphone issues. [Automatically generated summary]
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Here we go.
This is True Capitalist Radio.
True Capitalist Radio.
I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
For badass of business.
Give him capitalism or give him death.
That's it.
Period.
Broadcasting from his Skylight Office studios in beautiful downtown Austin, Texas.
You sound fruitier than a box of fruit loops, for Christ's sake.
And now, he'll take it from here.
Your host, the prognosticator of prognosticators.
The man they call...
Go Me.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, I am sorry, folks, for all the folks that have been just kind of sitting there waiting for about 15 freaking minutes.
But unfortunately, we had some technical difficulties here at the Blog Talk Radio Network.
And, you know, I haven't been here in a while.
As you can see, this is supposed to be my Taco Tuesday tax day comeback.
And unfortunately, it's been completely spoiled.
It's been ruined by this goddamn Blog Talk.
It's freaking ruined now, man.
It's freaking ruined, man.
I mean, I was hyped, man.
It was my Taco Tuesday comeback here.
Episode 217.
217, for Christ's sake.
Taco Tuesday, it's tax day.
Then, you know, Blog Talk Radio has to mess it up and do this.
Give me the freaking mic, for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ, man.
I was hype here, man.
It was hype.
But of course, you know, I'm a paying customer.
Not that that really freaking matters anymore, right?
I mean, Jesus Christ, everybody's screwing everybody nowadays.
Oh, my God.
Anyway, folks, I am sorry for all the individuals that are, you know, waiting.
I mean, as you can see, I'm breathing hard for Christ's sake because I'm sitting here.
I'm hyped.
I'm waiting.
You know, it's Taco Tuesday.
It's tax day.
It's my comeback for Christ's sake.
I haven't been here in a long time.
I've been waiting to come back.
I've still been paying for this freaking service, of all things.
And now we got 15 minutes of dead air.
Jesus Christ, what a bunch of crap.
I'm just.
This really pisses me off, you know, man.
My stomach's already churning up with freaking acid and stomach plasma crap.
Anyway, folks, what's going on?
I'm sorry for getting pissed off here at the beginning, but if you were sitting there just waiting for about 15 minutes, you'd probably feel my goddamn anger.
Especially if you're paying for this crap.
Paying for this freaking substandard stuff.
Anyway, folks, what's going on?
I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
We're 15 minutes late, not because of yours truly, but because of the incompetent technical whatever the hell this patent pending crap is here.
Anyway, folks, I'm glad we're on the air.
I'm glad that the issues were resolved for Christ's sake.
I'm sure a lot of people were tweeting and emailing and instant messaging the tech support people of this service.
And I really appreciate it.
Let me just calm my ass down.
Let me take a couple of deep breaths for Christ's sake.
I mean, it's my first date back in a long time.
Let me take a couple of deep breaths.
Yeah, I feel better now.
The sun is warm.
Ah, the grass is green.
The sun is warm, sis.
I'm feeling better.
The grass is green.
freaking panda in the freaking periphery.
It's already a screwed up taco Tuesday.
Jesus Christ, man.
I got a freaking crick in my neck, man.
I got a throbbing vein in the side of my freaking temple over here, for Christ's sake.
I'm pissed.
My stomach hurts.
I'm breathing hard.
My freaking heart's pumping like a rabbit, for Christ's sake.
I was pumped for this freaking episode, man.
I was pumped.
Jesus Christ.
Give me the freaking.
I'm getting crazy up here up early.
I mean, we're not even a couple of minutes in.
I'm already pissed off for Christ's sake.
Anyway, I want to say what's going on to everybody out there who's been waiting for another show.
I want to thank you very much for waiting and for your patience for Christ's sake.
I've been a little bit jaded about doing the broadcast for a variety of different reasons.
I'm sure you've been keeping up with my Twitter account.
Ghost politics.
All one word, no underscores.
Jesus Christ, my heart's beating like a rabbit, folks.
All right, all right.
Let me calm my ass down.
Let me calm my ass down here.
Anyway, you all know why.
I haven't been up on here for Christ's sake.
I've been jaded.
I've been upset.
I thought that some of the content that I was conveying on this broadcast was actually penetrating the psyche of people throughout this fiber optically connected world we call the internet.
And I was hoping that it was sparking synapses, like, you know, freaking sparking synapses out there.
But instead, you know, me and, you know, I don't know, whatever this true capitalist radio show is, is now, I hate to say it, the equivalent of some freaking fandom for Christ's sake.
You know what I mean?
It's the equivalent of some freaking fandom.
Anyway, I don't want to get into it.
I don't want to have a freaking shrink session.
All right, I've gotten over it.
I mean, the fans out here have redeemed themselves.
The reason I am back is because Sheriff Mac has, and I made the stipulation that if Sheriff Mac, and for you folks that don't know who Sheriff Mac is, he is the individual running against Lamar Smith out here in Texas, District 21.
I said that if there was 2,000 people in Sheriff Mac's Twitter account, that I would come back and start conducting broadcasts.
And by God, there was almost 12,000, baby.
Woo!
Almost 12,000, baby.
I was, uh, you know, I was hyped, so I'm back.
All right, I'm here.
All right, I want to thank everybody for, you know, doing whatever they have to do.
And moreover, folks, we have to unseat Lamar Smith.
All right, do whatever you can.
I mean, this is the creator of internet regulation.
I mean, this is the guy that put the debate on the table.
You understand?
That's why it's being talked about in Arizona.
It's being talked about in the United Nations.
It's being talked about on different bills on a federal level.
It's being talked about in the U.K.
It's being talked about everywhere.
You can think this man, Lamar Smith.
And let me tell you, out here in Texas, he's some goddamn sacred cow out here in politics.
All right, he's a goddamn sacred cow out here.
And that's why we need your help out here, folks.
All right?
Unseat Lamar Smith.
Make videos.
Make blogs.
Comment.
Do whatever it takes.
Make sure that your political ideology is heard.
And make sure that you give reasons on why this individual who is Lamar Smith, who should be representing the people of District 21, Texas, instead he is serving all those who contribute to his campaign contribution account.
time for these people to realize that they need to elect somebody who's actually going to listen to the constituency and not listen to somebody who is going to donate to the campaign contribution account.
Low Volume Market Volatility00:12:45
Anyway, folks, Jesus Christ, I'm getting, man, I'm sorry if I'm breathing hard here for Christ's sake.
My heart's pumping like a rabbit.
All right, we're late here.
Let me get to the freaking markets.
Let me get to the old days here, like the old days.
This is true capitalist radio, for Christ's sake, of course.
You know, since I've been gone, folks, we've been seeing some major volatility in the markets.
Past couple of weeks, we've seen a major retraction in the markets.
But, of course, that was based upon low-volume, impulsive investor community.
You know, we always talked about that emotional, impulsive investment community out here that just trades on news, you know, trades on earnings, trades on data, you know, these types of things.
And this is what's really contributed to the retraction that we saw in the markets, in the equities markets, that is, within the past couple of weeks.
But because earnings season came around and you see all these damn companies posting better than expected earnings, just like I prognosticated prior, boy, not to be tooting my own horn, but beep, beep.
And I'm telling you, this run is going to last until about mid-July.
Possibly, it could possibly start curbing in late June because of the low volume out here.
But my guesstimation, in mid-July, once mid-July comes around, we're going to start seeing the effects of the high gas prices and the high energy prices that we've been seeing creeping up.
You know, I found it funny today.
What was it?
I wasn't watching freaking the news.
One of these stupid news channels.
That disgusting, sorry, spackled-faced leather bag, Diane Sawyer, had the audacity to sit over there and say with like a freaking, you know, joyous sarcasm to herself, oh, and gas prices are down today, two cents.
Oh, great.
They're $3.98.
Yeah, thanks a lot, Diane Sawyer.
You stupid, spackled-faced piece of trash.
You know, and speaking of, speaking of gas and speaking of oil and speaking of these types of things, Barack Obama today, you know, just a side note, Barack Obama today came out and said that he is going to crack down on gas and oil speculators that are supposedly driving up the price of gasoline.
I mean, what class warfare nonsense, man.
And you see, what's unfortunate is that if you attempted to explain the whole process of trading oil and gasoline on an international level, you wouldn't be able to penetrate the simplicity of the ignorance of the average folk.
care about is what
You know, this is really starting to piss me off here, all right?
I mean, I'm sorry, folks.
Once again, that the same difficulties that I have been having here, the same difficulties that I've been having here, that Jesus Christ.
Oh, my God.
I don't know what's going on here, but they're knocking me off the air now.
I mean, it was bad enough I couldn't even connect to this freaking patent-pending junk.
But now they're knocking me off, and I couldn't connect back in.
I mean, oh, Jesus Christ.
Come on, Blog Talk Radio.
Come on, God damn it.
Psychic Network Deion Warwick on steroids, public access, freak show, fiber optically connected crap.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, folks, I was supposed to be talking about Obama.
That's probably why they're clicking me off.
Oh, no, he's talking about Obama.
He's talking about Obama swipe.
We won't talk about it.
Shut up, all right?
Anyway, once again, he came out talking against oil and gasoline speculators and so on and so forth.
And let's not get into it.
We're already running late, for Christ's sake.
God damn it.
Anyway, let's continue going on.
All right, let's get to the Dow Jones Industrials.
All right.
Like I said, we saw a retraction within the past couple of weeks, and that was because of low volume, which means there's not that many shares being exchanged on the equities exchanges.
That's what low volume means.
There's not that many shares being traded.
And on top of which, you have an emotionally impulsive investor community that trades on any kind of news, any kind of data, any kind of earnings.
All right, it's as simple as that.
And for all the folks that are within the capitalist army that have been conducting that simulation, the investor simulation game that we've been conducting ourselves in, you know exactly what I'm talking about.
Volatility.
I mean, you want to ride the waves of volatility, but at the same time, it definitely jars the system since you want to go long on some of these stocks out here.
But because we have such low volume, I mean, just the smallest slight bit of bad news or an earthquake or something of that nature, it could send the damn stock going down because of the low volume.
So anyway, once again, let me just get to the markets here.
I mean, obviously, they don't want me talking about Obama playing class warfare, you know, playing economic warfare, playing race warfare and all that nonsense.
So let's just move on, all right?
Anyway, the Dow Jones Industrials is up today.
194.13 points, a percentage increase of 1.50%, closing out the Dow Jones Industrials at 13,115.54 points for the Dow Jones Industrials.
Just imagine, last week, man, we were like at 12,008.
You know what I'm saying?
I mean, just imagine.
I mean, you should have bottom-fed on some of them high-end blue-chip dividend stocks, for Christ's sake.
You know what I mean?
Especially, you know, I know it's tax day.
We're going to talk about taxes later on in the broadcast, but man, I mean, if you were an individual investor in your own personal income, was it not a pain in the ass to claim all your gains as far as your short-term gains are concerned, especially the dividends?
Oh, my God, what the hell is this 8949 crap?
Can somebody explain this to me?
I mean, this is just one of these things that just came in this year for you folks that, you know, pay your own income taxes.
I mean, to be honest with you, I only go to a tax person for the corporate business aspect of my professional life as opposed to my personal taxes.
I think it's rather easy to do your own personal taxes.
But, man, this 8949 crap, Schedule D, I mean, come on, man.
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
Jesus Christ.
And for you capitalists out there that paid your taxes, you know what I'm talking about.
I mean, if you have stocks and equities and you made a capital gain, whether it's short-term or the sale of long-term equities or dividends, what a pain in the ass.
I mean, that's why if you're going to do hardcore equity trading, if you're going to be doing day trading, or if you're going to be trading more frequently than a long-term investor, I strongly advise people to start looking towards incorporating your trading operation.
And I'm not going to go into it.
I'm not a tax expert.
I'm not a tax attorney.
This is just for educational purposes only.
But I would strongly advise people to incorporate their trading if they are a frequent day trader, somebody who is short-term in their investments, somebody who makes capital gains on a frequent basis throughout the year.
I think that it would be a lot more easier for those that make generous gains in that aspect to incorporate their stock trading operation.
But anyway, let's get back.
I mean, this is just a side note because I know that this is tax day, and taxes are a big pain in the ass.
I'm going to talk about them later, though.
Anyway, SP 500 is also up today, 21.21 points, a percentage increase of 1.55%, closing out the SP at 1,390.78 points for the SP 500.
Now, let me tell you, the SP is the one that took the major hit on top of the NASDAQ.
But, of course, what have I always said about the NASDAQ?
High risk, high reward.
I mean, you know, up and down volatility, baby.
We were just at 2,800 in the NASDAQ.
Was it a couple of last week?
All right, we're up today, 54.42 points.
A percentage increase of 1.82% closing out the NASDAQ at 3,042.82 points for the NASDAQ composite.
All right, I mean, let me tell you, a great day on the markets all around.
Great day on the markets.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, let's go to the FTSE 100, shall we?
Oh, yes, the FTC 100 is up.
I better stop.
I'm sorry.
I know.
I actually got a lot of listeners out there in the UK, and I'm sure I offend them.
I'm sure they're like, look, look, look, spoilty American choice to act like a chap like, oh, yeah, shut up.
I know.
I'm just trying to be facetious out here, and I don't mean to offend any of the Europeans out there.
So I'll go ahead and stop that.
Oh, yes, it's up 100.67 points.
A percentage increase of 1.78%.
Closing out your FTC 100 at 5,606.
Anyway, 5,766.95 points for the FTSE 100, all right?
I was kidding!
I was sort of kidding!
Anyway, let's get to the other markets, huh?
Let's get to the other market.
Where is it?
The DAX!
La Sloggin, Sheet and Schloggin, Volkswagen.
The DAX is up 175.81 points, a percentage increase of 2.65% for the DAX, closing out 6,801 points, even for the DAX.
Anyway, let's get to the commodities, shall we?
Because, I mean, we're running late.
And the reason we're running late is because of the technical difficulties that we've been having with Blog Talk Radio.
We may still have technical difficulties, for Christ's sake.
So bear with me.
I'm sorry, bear with me.
Hey, let's get to energy.
Brent crude down today, 3 cents.
A percentage decrease of 0.03%.
Closing out Brent crude at $118.65 per barrel of Brent crude oil.
Gasoline futures are up modestly $1 today.
A percentage increase of 0.10% increase for gas futures.
Heating oil is up 87 cents.
That's a percentage increase of 0.28%.
Natural gas getting hit once again.
I mean, we've been taking major hits in natural gas for some freaking reason out here.
Even though you got Exxon, you know, reestablishing its portfolio in that particular energy.
You know, I'm just saying, if Exxon is investing in it, give me a break, man.
Anyway, natural gas is down $0.06.
A percentage decrease of 3.37% decrease on the day.
I mean, good God.
I mean, that's a big decrease when everything is up.
You know what I'm saying?
Anyway, WTI Sweet Crude is up.
I mean, what else is new, right?
It is up $1.33.
A percentage increase of 1.29% increase on the day.
WTI Sweet Crude closes out at $104.26 per barrel of WTI.
Let's get to agriculture, shall we?
Pretty much green in the agricultural section.
Let's get to canola up three bucks.
Cocoa, oh my god, I mean, it must be the emerging markets out here.
Cocoa Prices and Holidays00:10:23
I have no idea what's going on with cocoa.
It may be Mother's Day.
It may be all these little holidays.
We just got through Easter and that sort of thing, but it is up and it's been up.
It is up today, $55, a percentage increase of 2.47% increase on the day for Cocoa.
Good God, man.
I wonder how many people are shoving chocolate bars and Cadbury bunnies and all that.
Well, first of all, let me take a step back for a second.
I've been on for a while.
What the hell is up with the Cadbury little chocolate bunny crap?
What is that?
What is that crap?
I mean, it's an actual chocolate, right?
And it's got like an egg yolk in there.
What's got like a little fetus or something?
What the hell is that crap?
You know, I saw, you know, I saw one of my family members eating one of these things, and it's just like this gooey looking, like, this ovary or some kind of garbage coming out of the freaking Cadbury.
What is this crap?
I'm just asking.
All right, maybe some of my brethren from across the pond out there in England can probably tell me because they're the ones that brought that crap over here.
Cadbury eggs for crap.
What is that?
I know it's got a chocolate shell, but what's in the inside?
It's like some freaking little ovary or some kind of a freaking egg or something.
I have no idea.
I don't know.
Anyway, let's get.
Where am I at, Edgar?
I'm losing my freaking train of thought here.
Coffee.
That's right.
Coffee.
Oh, my God.
Let me tell you.
I get tweets about this all the time, for Christ's sake, because everybody that listens to me on a consistent basis knows that I don't drink coffee.
All right?
I don't drink coffee.
I'm naturally energized when I get up every day, for Christ's sake.
And I can go for 15, 16 hours for, but goddammit, you know what pisses me off?
I hate to keep reiterating this, but you know it's the goddamn truth.
All of you people know it's the goddamn truth.
You know, the reason everybody tries to absolve themselves of being some kind of an inconsiderate jerk in the morning is by using the proverbial excuse.
Hey, dude, just don't talk to me.
Yeah, just don't talk to me unless I have my coffee.
Yeah, just don't.
Yeah, just don't talk to me.
Shut up, all right?
All right?
How about just sucking it up, nutting up, and shutting up?
All right, how about that, for Christ's sake?
No, Jesus, let me have my coffee in a shit.
Shut up, all right?
God damn it.
Here we go.
I'm looking at Twitter.
Can you believe this?
Oh, you're an American for not drinking coffee.
I go to Storebucks every single day and pay $11 for my little latte with a little bit of whipped cream on pop with a cherry and they put a little bit of eucalyptus mint.
Shut your stupid staking pretentious wannabe hipster hole.
I'm naturally energized for Christ's sake.
I don't need no goddamn coffee to be energized.
You know what motivates me?
Capital, baby.
Making capital and obtaining assets.
Woo!
Anyway, let me continue going here, all right?
Where am I at?
I'm losing time.
Put the crap on the screen, engineer.
Do it!
Jesus.
All right, we were talking about coffee.
Corn is down $6 today.
That's a percentage decrease of 0.98%.
Cotton is up a buck, a percentage increase of 1.15% on the day.
Obviously, that isn't going to affect these fruit bowls wearing these goddamn hourglass-shaped attire for Christ's sake.
I'm telling you right now, man, as time goes by, we're going to start seeing rappers in skirts.
Mark my word, we're going to start seeing rappers in skirts, you know?
I mean, like Soldier Boy, you know, he's going to be out there with a skirt and say, Soldier Boy, tell him, you know, I'm so fresh you can suck my nuts.
I'm so fresh you can lift my skirt.
I'm so fresh you can lift my skirt.
I'm telling you, mark my goddamn words.
I mean, this is what it's turning out to be.
I mean, I'm out here in Austin, Texas, all right?
And just walking around out here, you can see these freaking, these males wearing leggings for jeans.
Freaking leggings.
I mean, you know, not only are these leggings like so tight, you know, so tapered to the freaking legs of these fruits, but I mean, they have these freaking high cut on the crotch.
I mean, they're giving them freaking male camel toe for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ.
I'm not joking.
I mean, male camel toe, for Christ's sake.
I don't know if guys are tucking in now or what.
I don't know what the fuck they're doing, but it's sick.
Excuse my French.
I didn't mean to be cursing, but I don't know what the hell you're going.
I'm just, let me move on for Christ's sake.
Anyway, we got, where are we?
Wheat up $1.25.
That's a percentage increase of 0.20%.
Sugar is up 26 cents.
That's a percentage increase of 1.17%.
We've got soybean futures up $7.25.
That's a percentage increase of 0.51%.
Lumber is down today, $5.20.
That's a percentage decrease of 1.93%.
Oat also down.
Looks like Old Quaker ain't too happy today because it is down $3.50, a percentage decrease of 1.07% on the day.
And soybean oil futures up 11 cents.
And wool.
Oh, my God.
Looks like the bull-nosed bulldogs didn't come out to see the freshly cut pieces of wool today because wool is unchanged today.
Wool is unchanged.
Anyway, let's get to the metals, shall we?
The metals.
Let's get to the goddamn metals.
Anyway, we got copper futures, all right, up today.
And you would have figured that copper would be up given the fact that we've seen such increases in the equities, especially manufacturers and those that manufacture durable goods, appliances, so on and so forth, which copper is a main component of.
And that's why we're seeing a modest increase today, up a buck 30, a percentage increase of 0.36% on the day today.
We've got gold up modestly a buck, but let me tell you, I mean, it was hot off the wire off Bloomberg, man.
I mean, the Federal Reserve, they're going back.
They're going back and forth.
I mean, maybe that's what they meant by doing the twist.
You know what I mean?
Remember that stupid dumb twist?
I don't want to explain the economic bond buying policy that that really was meant to be because it's too complicated for the average layman to understand.
But maybe this is what they meant by it.
You know what I'm saying?
In September, Ben Bernanke said that he was going to raise interest rates in 2014.
About four weeks ago, five weeks ago, he said he's going to raise them instead of 2013.
Now, all of a sudden, we're hearing something else.
I mean, give me a break.
All right.
I mean, is it really that hard to run this economy for Christ's sake?
It's not.
All right.
It's not.
All right.
First of all, we got.
Just forget it.
All right.
I've said it a thousand times.
You people, just it goes over your heads.
It goes over everybody's heads.
Everybody's too busy going in hoodie marches for Christ's sake.
You know?
You know, hey, I'm going to attach myself to some stupid movement or group because I have no significance in my own individualistic life.
But if I am a part of a group, my life has significance, and I've got some sort of social interaction.
And I actually pretend that I have some sort of significant social dogma.
Shut up.
You're an incompetent prick, and you know it.
That's why you're out there, you know, tenting up a freaking park and turning it into a biohazard situation.
Give me a break.
Anyway, gold is up a buck, a percentage increase of 0.06%.
Closing out gold at $1,650.70.
That's $1,650.70 per troy ounce of gold.
Silver is also up today, 31 cents, a percentage increase of 0.99%.
Closing out silver at $31.68 per troy ounce of silver.
Now let's get to livestock, shall we?
Livestock.
Anyway, live cattle futures are up today, 42 cents, a percentage increase of 0.37%.
Cattle feeder is up today majorly.
Well, not majorly, but it's a pretty decent bump, $1.22, a percentage increase of 0.79%.
And good God, for all you fat, jelly-ass emboons that like to shove a couple of emboos down your goddamn gullet.
Well, it's going to cost you a little more because lean hog futures are up $1.05, a percentage increase of 1.18% on the day for lean hog futures.
And that, my friends, is the markets for your ass.
Woo!
Man, I'm surprised we even made it, man.
We still got 15 minutes left in the first hour.
I mean, and that's after the 15-minute technical difficulties that we had thanks to blog talk patent pending for this freaking switchboard radio.
Jesus Christ.
Lean Hog Futures Surge00:15:04
As a matter of fact, where's my drink?
Where's my drink?
Yeah, here it is.
Oh, yeah, and you know that I'm coming back.
It's my first day back, so you know I'm drinking Johnny Walker Blue Wave.
Oh, yeah.
Cheers, everybody.
Cheers.
Pretty good stuff, man.
Pretty good stuff.
Anyway, we got a lot of talk about.
I've been gone for a long time.
And one of the first things that I want to talk about is Mitt Romney.
Now it is official.
Mitt Romney is running for the Republican Party for president.
So it's official.
The match has been made.
All I'm waiting for is Don King to come up with a couple of flags saying, I love America, baby.
I love America.
Because Mitt Romney versus Barack Obama in 2012 for the United States American presidency.
That's right, Mitt Romney.
Magic underpants versus long-legged MacDaddy.
What are the odds?
What are you thinking?
What is everybody thinking about this?
As a matter of fact, we're going to start taking calls right now.
646-652-4869 is the number to call here.
What do you think about this?
This is Mitt Romney versus Barack Obama 2012.
What do you think about this?
Who are you voting for?
I mean, do you care?
Or are you going to be one of these idiots that are going to call up and say, Ron Paul, Ron Paul, Ron Paul?
Please don't do that.
I know you idiots.
You're probably going to.
Please don't.
All right.
I mean, this is my Taco Tuesday tax day comeback.
Jesus Christ.
I've got to say that eight times.
I'm not even going to try.
Anyway, let's take some calls here.
All right.
This is a special edition.
It's a Taco Tuesday Tax Day edition of the True Capitalist Radio Broadcast, episode number 217.
We've already had all kinds of technical difficulties, so while we still have the live broadcast, let's go ahead and take some live callers right now.
Once again, Mitt Romney versus Barack Obama.
Who are you betting on?
Let's put it that way.
Who the hell are you betting on?
Area code 859, you're on the air.
Who are you voting for?
Who are you betting on?
Let's put it that way.
Who the hell are you betting on?
Not your call.
I am ready.
Hey, well, why don't you turn down the radio there, jerk dick?
All right, goddammit.
Let's not do this, all right?
Let's not start this way.
All right, this is serious business that we need to talk about here.
All right, magic underpants versus long-legged MacDaddy.
Who are you betting on?
Is what I'm talking about right now.
646-652-4869.
Area code 703, who are you betting on?
Did you see what I...
You see what I'm freaking...
Damn it!
I mean, you see what I'm saying here?
You see what I've got to put up with for Christ's sake, man?
I'm trying to have a.
I'm trying to have a serious conversation about the presidential elections of 2012, which are going to be pinnacle, which are going to be something that is either going to keep the direction that America's currently on, or we're going to change the course, and that is what I want to talk about, you scumbags.
Jesus Christ, give me the mic.
That's what I want to talk about.
I don't want to talk about this, you know, stupid, ridiculous malarkey.
Jesus Christ.
I knew I'd get some freaking Ron Paul.
I just knew it, man.
I freaking knew it.
Freaking Ron Paul and his.
Well, you know, the American dollar, you know, we got look at the gold standard.
Shut your good.
God damn it, man.
We can't have anything political.
You know, we can't have any goddamn political discussions.
We can't have any kind of political roundtables without some idiot standing up saying, Haron Hall, Haran Hall, Huron Hall, Haran Hall.
Jeez, streaming them.
All right, I've had a bunch.
We're supposed to be talking about the presidential election, all right?
Once again, it's Magic Underpants versus Long-Legged Mac Daddy.
Let's have a serious discussion about this, all right?
Area code 520, who are you voting for?
You know what most of the followers on Sheriff Mac account are actually boxed?
What?
Most of the followers on Sheriff Mac account.
I'm sorry, your voice is too fruity for Christ's sake.
I can't understand through the fruitness.
I mean, maybe call back and sound off like you got a pair, and maybe I'd understand your ass.
941, what's up?
What do you think?
Hey, what's up, ghost?
Hey, what's up?
Hey, Karaska.
How's it going?
Who is this?
Caricon!
This is Karaskin?
Yep.
Are you sure this is you?
You don't sound like Karaskin.
What are you talking about?
I am him.
This is you?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
You walking through the woods or something?
You sound like you're under some major activity.
What's up?
I'll show you that I am walking through the woods.
It's beautiful out there, don't you think?
No, I don't know.
So, what do you think?
Who you got your bets on?
Magic Underpants or Long-Legged MacDaddy?
Long-legged MacDaddy, baby.
Oh, yeah, you think long-legged MacDaddy's going to just take this over Magic Underpants?
Well, we can only hope.
We can only hope?
Why?
Why?
What are you?
You're down with Obama there, Karaskin?
What the hell's your problem?
What are you down with this guy?
I don't know.
But hey, I got one question for you.
What's the question?
I don't know if you wouldn't mind answering this, but how does Donkey Kong capitalize?
How does Donkey Kong capitalize?
Is that what you just asked me, Karaskin?
Yeah.
You silly bitch.
Get him, I can get him off, for Christ's sake.
See, this is the American electorate, folks, right here.
All right?
How does Donkey Kong capitalize?
That's great.
That's fresh.
901, who are you betting on?
You there?
Congratulations.
I get that.
Here we go with it.
Here we go.
I don't want to see this.
I don't want to hear my little pony crap, right?
So stop that right now.
All right.
Let's nip that in the bud real quick.
All right?
I mean, it seems like everywhere I turn, everyone that I used to know that listened to true capitalist radio is turning into a freaking brony, for Christ's sake.
I mean, what do we mean?
What do you mean, suspicious tumbleweed, a brony, huh?
Freaking dark razors, a freaking brony, for Christ's sake.
You know what I mean?
Huh?
Gasgara, a freaking brony.
I mean.
Sam it!
I don't want to take this today, man.
I shouldn't have to be taking this today, man.
It's my first week.
God!
Jesus Christ, give me the night.
Freaking loud, man.
Freaking bronies out here trying to ruin my Taco Tax Day Tuesday back.
I'm telling you right now, man, I'll end this goddamn broadcast for Christ's sake, man.
You guys are lucky I even tanked back.
All right?
Anyway, we're supposed to be talking about magic underpants versus long-legged MacDaddy in the 2012 presidential election.
I want to hear from you.
646-652-4869.
Who do you have your bets on?
That's what I'm trying to ask the general populace here.
281, who are you betting on?
Jesus Christ, turn down your radio jag off.
763, who you betting on?
Okay, guys, here's the deal.
When Ghost calls on us, okay, are we going to troll him again?
Any of you guys have to come on the videos?
I'm not sure.
What do you guys think?
I don't know.
What do you guys think we should do?
Wait.
Are we on the air right now?
Just shut up.
You got him.
That's a major fail.
Can we get a major fail, engineer?
Amen.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Do you hear this?
You know what I mean?
They can't even plan this before they even call up for Christ's sake.
You're sitting there.
All right, you know what I mean?
Well, Ghost calls them.
Shut up, all right, you stumbling, mumbling, aspy-looking prick.
517, who are you voting for?
I want some vote to sandwich me between their throbbing candidacy.
Shut up, you sick, twisted, autistic prick.
603, what's up?
Who are you betting on?
Rod Paul!
Rock Paul!
Jesus, shut up with the Ron Paul chance.
God damn it.
Look, he doesn't have a shot in hell, all right?
He does not have a chance in hell, so stop it.
All right.
All right, we're talking about magic underpants versus long-legged MacDaddy, for Christ's sake, man.
Place your bets, place your bets.
951, who are you betting on?
I think Obama's going to win.
Oh, yeah, why do you think he's going to win?
What makes you think that he's going to be able to pull it off?
Well, Romney is like, you know, he's kind of a, you know, football.
Hold on a second.
Is your name Snuffaluffagus by any chance?
No.
Yeah, well, you just get out.
Get out of here for Christ's sake.
You sound like some heroined out Snuffalufagus sounding prick.
Jesus Christ, 631.
Who are you betting on?
All right.
What are you?
You can't get your tongue, you Helen Keller deaf mute.
407, who you betting on?
Hey, why don't you join me my public swap my day?
Soph Martin!
No, not you, you asshole.
Not you, you stupid screw you, screw you, and screw you.
Jesus Christ, I thought it was Tub Guy.
Thought it was gonna be the freaking Tub Guy, not that stupid, incompetent, freaking repetitive chick.
God, Jesus.
Give me the freaking mic, man.
Jesus Christ, man.
Thought it was freaking Tub Guy over here.
Bitch, slap your ass.
We were in a freaking barroom right now, boy.
Anyway, I'm sorry, folks.
I'm trying to calm my ass down.
We need to be talking about these serious issues here.
All right, and that's what True Capitalist Radio brings.
We bring the serious issues.
We're supposed to be talking about magic underpants versus long-legged MacDaddy for the 2012 presidential United States elections.
And I want to know who the hell you're betting on, for Christ's sake, all right?
Son of a bitch.
706, who are you betting on?
Hey, what's up, ghost?
Magic Underpants, hands down.
Oh, yeah?
What makes you think Magic Underpants is going to be able to wiggle it, do a little wiggle, and then put it on the White House?
I don't think America wants any more of the change, because I think we're obviously getting some change that's going in the wrong direction.
Hey, I got to tell you about my tattoo.
All right, let's go ahead.
What about your tattoo?
Hey, I got a tattoo of your, like, your avatar's face on my foot.
No, you didn't.
Yes, I did.
That way, I don't rub it off on your face every day.
And that was supposed to be funny.
Are you from the South, sir?
You're probably from the South.
I can tell from your inadequate vernacular.
I don't know.
Are you?
Yeah, that's what I thought.
Sit over there and shut your mouth.
Sit there and shut your stupid, incompetent, stumbling, mumbling ass up, boy.
Learn how to spoke it.
If I told you to go do your wife, you'd do your sister.
973, what's up?
What do you think about Magic Underpants or Long-Legged Mac Daddy?
Well, personally, I'm hoping it's Magic Underpants because he supports tornadoes in Texas.
How the hell does he support that, you sick son of a bitch?
How the hell does he support that?
Because his gust of wind.
Yeah, that's what I thought, you stumbling, mumbling little aspy prick.
732, what's up, Magic Underpants or Long-Legged Mac Daddy?
Ron Paul!
What are you, cannibal corpse?
I mean, what the hell is that about?
I just like Ron Paul.
Jesus Christ.
Did you have to yell it like that for Christ's sake?
You sound like you stepped on a freaking chicken or something.
Well, why don't you like Ron Paul?
I don't like Ron Paul because he's a phony.
All right, he's a fake bureaucratic wannabe revolutionary.
Wait, wait, Ron Paul supports Rainbow Dash.
Don't you know this?
Geez, you stupid brony bastard.
Just sit there and shut up, all right?
Just shut up and get raped in Equestria, you sick son of a bitch.
I saw that stupid damn pony pillow, you sick twisted cloppers.
And let me tell you something, you should all be ashamed of yourselves, all of you.
417, what's up?
Magic Underpants or Long-Legged Mac Daddy?
Ron Paul, Ron Paul, Ron Paul.
Shut the truck!
Hey, Ron Paul!
God damn it, he doesn't have a shot!
I mean, don't you idiots understand that he doesn't have a shot?
Sick Names and Calls00:07:30
Jesus Christ, you cult of personality freaks.
Give me the mic.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, it's freaking Ron Paul freaks over here.
Right and left for Christ's sake.
Anyway, we are now into the second hour of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
And of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
And once again, folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
Before we get started with anything else, I'd like for everybody to please retweet the broadcast, all right?
Go to the social networks.
Go to the forums.
Go to the blogs.
And spread around like wildfire.
And let everybody know that True Capitalist Radio is back.
We're in effect and in the house, baby, all right?
And of course, for all you fat, jelly ass, lazy, we got all kinds of little buttons underneath the player right there, all right?
All kinds of little Facebook like buttons.
Retweet this button.
Share this buttons.
Use and abuse those freaking buttons, baby, all right?
It's just a freaking click, for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ, my heart's pumping like a rabbit for Christ's sake.
I mean, I'm just freaking pissed.
Let me calm my ass down here.
Let me calm my ass down.
Anyway, hey, engineer, you know, I hate to even ask you.
Every time I look at that slack-jawed face of yours, do we have any Twitter shout-outs to be had out here?
Well, according to the engineer, we have some Twitter shout-outs to be had.
And of course, folks, if you want a Twitter shout-out, all you have to do is retweet the first tweet on the Twitter account.
It is that simple, all right?
Ghost politics is the name, all right?
All one word, no underscores, ghost politics.
All right, let's see who we got here.
We got Amy Daly XXX in the house.
Lost underscore salvation in the place.
We've got Seven Beetle Doom 146 in the house.
We got Fat Marshall.
What's going on to Fat Marshall?
We got 155 Chan.
All right, who else do we got?
We got Boat 91 in the place.
What's going on to Boat?
Who is this?
We got Sebas Andretti.
What's going on to Sebas Andretti?
We've got Dark Razors in the house.
The infamous Dark Razors.
Equestrian Citizen in the place.
What's going on, man?
We've got G-Man Capitalist in the place.
Bathtub Girl in the house.
We've got Jappal Ack.
That's interesting.
We've got hoodies for Diane Sawyer.
Oh, yeah, that's great.
Yeah.
Hoodies for Diane Sawyer.
I mean, that's pretty applicable given her spackled liberal ass.
Anyway, who else we got?
We got the Rock 8884 in the place.
And we got John the Sponge, President Kair.
What's going on, man?
Who else do we got?
We got Noob Poop Tickler.
That's interesting.
Noob Poop Tickler.
We got Equestria Khan.
All right, that's great.
Who else do we got going on over here?
We've got Sergeant Furdo.
What's going on, Sergeant Furdo in the house?
We got Senor Carlito in the place.
We got SP Boogeyman.
What's going on?
Who else do we got?
We got Ghost McTardner.
Ghost McTardner.
Hey, what are you implying, asshole?
Huh?
What are you implying?
That I'm a little slow or something, you jerk?
Come over here and say that to my goddamn face and see if your ass don't have your teeth so far down your goddamn throat that you'd be able to chew the last fruit bowl fruit loop and freaking Pop-Tart that you shoved down your hole before you went out to freaking a freaking art clash, you stupid dumb hipster fruit.
Anyway, we got Folsey the organist in the house.
What's going on to Folsey?
We got, I'm not going to say that, you sick son of a bitch.
You see, here they come.
Here comes the freaking sick-ass names, for Christ's sake.
What's there?
There's Navy Sandhusky.
What the hell are you doing there, you ungrateful prick?
We got Tainted Eon in the house.
What's going on to Tainted Eon?
Geno Blast.
Oh, man, Geno Blast hooked up a great anti-Lamar Smith video.
You got to look that up.
Who else said his name, for Christ's sake?
If you have already said your name, stop retweeting, jerk dicks.
We've got, oh, yeah, real funny.
Real funny asshole.
There's some asshole that says Ghosts Gay Son.
Ghosts Gay Son.
And that sick ass image that you've got as that avatar, you're a sick son of a bitch.
Flag it and flag it hard for that.
You're sick.
You're a sick son of a bitch.
Ghost gay son.
I'll tell you something.
My son found out you said that.
He'd put a boot in your hole.
Anyway, we got Chesty von Dutch in the house.
Chesty von Dutch.
Who else do we got going on?
We got My Little Milo.
Oh, God.
Look at all these bronies for Christ's sake.
Hey, what's going on to Cosmo CB?
What's going on to Cosmo CB?
We've got RJD279 in the place.
What's up?
The English cookie.
That's interesting.
English cookie.
We got Burn Castle Witch.
What's going on to Burn Castle?
We've got Halo the Troll.
What's going on?
We've got the Samaritan.
I'm not saying these sick ass names, you dumb pricks.
All right?
I mean, you know, shaking chili.
I mean, what the hell is that about shaking chili?
You people are sick.
You know that?
Every time there's a goddamn tragedy in the world, you idiots try to make some sick-ass joke about it.
Shaking chili, you stupid asshole.
Anyway, who else do we got?
We got Aussie Fruit Bowl.
What's going on to the Aussie Fruit Bowl over there?
He's fruiting up.
Somebody named Nutsack Sandwich.
That's original.
We've got Andrew Hill in the place.
What's going on?
Who else we got?
The foot job, kid.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
I thought you went away for Christ's sake.
It's a stinky, smelly, disgusting, corroded foot.
How in the blue hell can you be aroused by that fruit bowl?
It's a smelly, stinky, athletic foot, fungi-infested foot.
Can you explain how in the hell you find that somehow arousing?
Anyway, what's going on to stay out of my shed?
We got somebody named Trayvon Martian.
Trayvon Martian?
Really?
Trayvon Martian.
Jesus Christ.
Secret Service Scandal Rages00:15:19
Anyway, that's enough.
All right, that's about enough.
I'm not doing anymore.
It's enough.
Take it off my screen, engineer.
I'm not going to sit over here and continue doing.
They're starting to get sick for Christ's sake.
Anyway, in the last hour, we were talking or attempting to talk about Mitt Romney versus Barack Obama, magic underpants versus long-legged MacDaddy in the 2012 presidential election.
I tried to take some callers.
Unfortunately, these ass clowns don't want to talk about these things.
So we're going to move on to the next subject.
And I want to talk about this subject's been in the news rather frequently in recent times here.
And I'm talking about the Secret Service and the other armed military personnel that were caught in this soiree or kind of a live-fast, die-young party that they were having in Colombia when the Secret Service was there initially to secure the president's safekeeping in Colombia when he was going to visit at the Summit of the Americas, all right?
Now, the reason that this is such a scandal is because, in my personal opinion, it's just an attest to the Junkyard America implementation that the liberals have asserted upon this country.
I mean, it's just an attest to the lackadaisical attitude that the liberals have towards their own bureaucratic systems that they continue to grow, that they continue to give unwavering authority.
I mean, this is an attest to it.
This just goes to show you that they don't even take their own bureaucratic system serious.
Now, the reason this is so precarious is because these are the Secret Service guys that are supposed to be protecting the president.
And not only were they partaking in a live-fast, die-young lifestyle of booze and bimbos and food, but they were actually partaking in the services of Colombian hookers.
That's right.
They were all partaking in the services of Colombian hookers in this drunken soiree.
And you know what got these stupid Secret Service idiots busted?
It's not the fact that they were conducting themselves in this manner.
It's not the fact that they were partying in a hotel room, drinking it up, having a good old time when they should have been protecting the president and making sure his security was first on the agenda, not getting some, you know, probably pre-teenage poon since we're in Columbia out here.
But what got them busted was the fact that typical bureaucrat, this is a typical bureaucratic move.
The Secret Service agents didn't want to pay.
They didn't want to pay for the services rendered.
That's right.
They didn't want to pay the hookers after they performed services.
And you all know what prostitute services are rendered in a transaction of that nature.
They refused to pay.
And what was the bill?
What did these hookers charge these bureaucrats?
What did they charge them?
$1,000 for around the world?
$2,000 for a Cincinnati bow tie?
I mean, you know, I'm just saying.
No, no, no.
I'll tell you what.
These bureaucratic, ungrateful assholes in the Secret Service that partook in this particular event didn't pay these hookers $47.
$47.
That's it.
That's it.
If they would have just paid these Colombian hookers their $47, we probably would have never heard about this stupid little incident.
We would have never have heard about it.
It wouldn't have been on the agenda.
It wouldn't have been on the media radar.
I mean, all these things wouldn't have unfolded.
But you see how bureaucratic and ridiculous these freaking bureaucrats are.
I mean, they're just, they're disgusting.
They're slimy, man.
They're slimy people.
47 bucks that they could not pay to a Colombian prostitute.
And mind you, I want to know who these prostitutes are.
Do you know what I'm saying?
I want to know who these prostitutes are because I want to know if they are underage because that throws a whole new twist on this story.
That's one thing that the media isn't getting involved in, like whether or not these Colombian prostitutes were actually over the age of 18.
Which, you know, in my personal opinion, of course, is my opinion.
I don't know the facts, but I'm willing to bet on the probability that they were underage, in my opinion.
Hopefully they weren't.
Hopefully that these Secret Service agents were just philandering around with a couple of Colombian whore bags that they found out of a hump hump bar and hopefully took them back to their hotel room, paid them for, well, they didn't pay them.
They were going to pay them.
But I guess they didn't like the hump that they gave them or some crap.
I don't know.
But this is the crux of the reason why the Secret Service were busted in this precarious situation.
They did not pay the hookers.
All right, I want to hear what you have to say about it.
Remember, they're supposedly putting people on leave.
They're putting people on suspension.
Supposedly, the bureaucracy of the Secret Service and the Department of Defense are cracking down on this situation.
We even heard Barack Obama said, well, if these allegations that the media has been outlining have turned out to be true, I'm going to be very angry.
You're going to be very angry.
What are you talking about?
You know, it's come out out of ABC that these damn Secret Service idiots were actually bragging.
They were actually bragging that they were Secret Service agents for Obama.
They were actually blabbing this out at some freaking hump hump bar in Colombia, for Christ's sake.
I mean, this is like, you know, what is this?
Breeding ground for drug lords out here, for Christ's sake.
I mean, isn't this like, I mean, isn't this like the foundation for blackmail?
Is to put like one of these damn Secret Service agents in a precarious situation?
I mean, particularly with a hooker or a prostitute, if they happen to be underage or they happen to have a family, you know, take pictures of these idiots, blackmail.
I mean, I just, and I'm surprised that this damn government or this administration is trying to throw a nonchalant approach at this incident because there's nothing nonchalant about it.
I mean, I think that, in essence, these Secret Service agents could have inevitably jeopardized national security if we're just lucky that these whores just wanted their money.
You know, that these weren't some freaking spies or these weren't some agents to try to put one of these Secret Servicemen in a precarious situation so that he could stand down as guard or say, I don't know, something, anything.
You know how sick this world is, especially as it relates to international relations and governments and politics.
And here we got the administration trying to play it down like it's no big deal.
I think it's a big deal.
I think it's a very big deal.
And I want to hear what you have to say about it.
646-6524869.
The Secret Service busted partying hard, kicking it with Colombian hookers.
You know what I'm saying?
I want to know if there's any illegal drugs.
I mean, this is Colombia.
You know what I'm saying?
I mean, one of the specialties of Colombian people is swallowing heroin and smuggling into this country.
So, you know what I'm saying?
I'm just saying, you know, there's probably some free-flowing narcotics out there.
And I want to know if any of these agents were partaking in that, too.
Probably not, probably not.
But, you know, this is another country.
And when you're in another country, you tend to kind of lose your inhibitions.
It's already been proven that they lost their inhibitions enough to brag, to brag that they were Secret Service agents of Barack Obama.
They bragged about this crap to hookers and whores.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Anyway, I want to hear what you have to say about it.
646-652-4869.
We got area code 520.
What do you think about this Secret Service prostitution stuff?
Well, you just hung up like an idiot for Christ's sake.
How about 802?
What's up?
about this prostitution scandal.
No, this ain't American Idol, asshole.
858, what do you think about the Secret Service?
Honestly, I don't think it's a big deal.
I mean, they're just having sex with prostitutes.
I mean, honestly, I think this is about social conservatives not letting people have a good time.
If this was really about security, we'd hear more about the blackmail side of the story.
Every time I go on CNN, fucking Fox, all I hear is like, oh, they're having sex with Ward.
Well, you just mentioned CNN.
What are you talking about?
CNN is in the tank for Obama.
I mean, it's the Communist News Network.
What the hell are you talking about?
What the hell are you talking about?
I'm talking about CNN, about what they said.
Yeah, just shut up.
You don't know what the hell you're talking about.
All right?
Go service a glory old.
It's probably all you're good at anyway from the sound of your Fruit Bowl voice.
339, what's up?
What do you think about the Secret Service prostitution?
Jesus Christ, get a better microphone, you Salvation Army shopping prick.
301, what do you think about all this stuff?
I think it's just sick, dude.
Just sick.
It's sick?
What do you think about it?
Like, what is sick about it?
I don't know.
I just really don't know.
I just think it's sick.
That's great.
Coming out of the mouth of an ASPI.
Let's see.
Who else do we got?
914, what's up?
What do you think about this prostitution scandal?
Well, Ghost, I'm pretty surprised about this.
I mean, this is the first time I've actually heard about it, but I'm actually pretty appalled.
I mean, if you're going to be part of the FBI, I mean, part of the Secret Service, you need to have standards.
And just to find out that these people have, you know, just done this, kind of surprising.
Well, I mean, even if they didn't have standards, let's say that they were just going out for a decent hump after their duty was over, all right?
They were bragging.
They were bragging about being Secret Service agents for Barack Obama, for Christ's sake, man.
Like, no one's going to eavesdrop on that.
I mean, look, I'm from Austin, Texas up in here.
I go to bars every damn day, and whenever somebody's talking, you get to listen in on what the hell they're saying.
It's a bar, for Christ's sake, it's an open area.
All right, I mean, and just say it.
Jesus Christ, you're going to sit over here.
Ah, I'm Barack Obama's security detail.
I'm from the Secret Service.
Hey, look, look at my badge, baby.
They're hookers and whores.
All right?
It's not like they were going up to Kim Kardashian trying to impress her with some credentials here.
These are hookers and whores.
571, what's up?
What do you think about this?
Jesus Christ.
What the hell is that?
908, what's up?
Hey, what's going on, Ghost?
How are you doing, man?
I'm pretty surprised they got caught.
I mean, how hard is it to pay $47 that they probably make?
Typical bureaucrats, man.
This is how they do it.
They try to juice the system.
You know how we're going to talk about it later, how these other government agencies have been able to juice the taxpayer system and go out to Vegas and take free rides on exclusive private jets and that sort of thing.
It's the same thing.
It's the same mentality.
It's a bureaucrat mentality.
I mean, they thought they could get away with it.
They thought, oh, I'm not going to pay this whore.
$47.
Get out.
And these bitches caused a ruckus and in turn caused a scene and the whole scene unfolded.
And it's like until they find out if they'll go over under AIDS or something, then it's going to really blow up.
Oh, man.
Are you kidding me?
That'd be, oh, my God.
I mean, I just hope.
I mean, I don't hope that that's the case because, you know, then there was obviously some children violated.
And, you know, that's a tragedy.
But to be completely honest with you, if that happens, oh, my God.
It would just be one more exclamation point for the Barack Obama, and I hate to keep saying this, but Junkyard America.
That's right.
Welcome to Junkyard America, baby.
Our Secret Service agents are going to Columbia and they're sniffing Columbia prostitutes, baby.
Yeah.
Woo!
Get everybody secret service.
It's Junkyard America, baby.
Come on, get down, get down, come out.
Come on down to Junkyard America.
We're gonna find everything, baby.
Our secret service agents are dealing with hookers.
And our government is abusing our tax dollars, baby.
They're juicing us, and we're letting them do it because it's Junkyard America.
We're the Junkyard America.
That's right.
So, I mean, it's no surprise to me that this is happening, this Secret Service prostitution scandal.
And I think that everybody that's listening should be emailing this mainstream media to try to figure out how old these prostitutes were.
I mean, because that's what I want to know.
Anyway, let's go ahead and move on for Christ's sake.
Let's talk a little bit about, let's keep on the theme of government corruption, and let's talk about this GSA scandal, this government services administration, which is supposed to be overseeing any potential pork barrel expenditures that could be somewhat construed as excessive or abusive.
Well, this agency that's supposed to be overseeing pork barrel spending or abusive spending within the bureaucratic system of government, this general services administration has been recently found out that they had spent over $800,000.
That's right, the head of this bureaucratic agency spent over $800,000 hosting some soiree Las Vegas party, not only flipping the bill for members of this GSA agency to go out and live lavish and shoot shots and play slots.
And I don't know.
I don't know.
Maybe there's some hooker situation going on over there.
Taxpayer Dollars Wasted00:15:19
I don't know.
But this is what they did with taxpayer money.
Over $800,000 of taxpayer money funded this Las Vegas Soiree, for Christ's sake.
And let me tell you, excerpts of that soiree are on YouTube.
I mean, I mean, I'm serious.
They made it some big freaking deal, some black tie event.
Everybody was drinking.
They had broads.
I mean, some of these GSA people were able to bring friends and family along on the taxpayer dive.
Isn't that great?
GSA, the General Services Administration, which is supposed to be overseeing this kind of crap.
That's why I'm telling you folks, no matter what you do, if you create bureaucracy in an attempt to try to rectify a problem, you're just going to not only prolong the problem, but make the problem bigger, baby.
All right?
You're just going to make the problem bigger.
And this just goes to show you, all right?
The GSA, this is the bureaucracy within the American government that's supposed to be looking out for this kind of crap.
They're supposed to be the watchdogs for this type of spending, this type of abuse of taxpayer dollars.
And look at this bureaucracy.
They're doing the same damn thing.
Anyway, they actually had the former head of this damn bureaucracy in front of Congress yesterday asking him about this particular $800,000 Las Vegas soiree.
And guess what this idiot said?
I plead the Fifth Amendment.
I plead the Fifth Amendment.
I'm not joking.
That's what he did.
Every question that they asked this, I plead the Fifth Amendment.
Like he was Sam Giancana or some shit.
I plead the Fifth Amendment in the grounds that anything I say may used to incriminate me.
I mean, are you kidding me?
This guy is in charge.
He was in charge of a bureaucratic authority for Christ's sake.
And now this guy has the audacity to plead the Fifth Amendment.
What a joke.
And if there's no charges brought up against this guy, then why don't we just cut everybody a check in America?
If assholes like this can, you know, just write up a couple of papers within a bureaucratic system and get funded $800,000 in a Las Vegas soiree.
If we're that much in socialism, why don't we just cut checks to everybody?
I mean, I think that would have a little bit more of an effect than having these bureaucrats be the exclusive proprietors of unlimited expenditure, unlimited spending of taxpayer money.
I mean, you know what this is starting to look like?
This is starting to look like China.
This is starting to look like China where the bureaucrats and the government are the millionaires for Christ's sake.
Where the government has all the access to the currency and the money and the capital.
I mean, did you know that the number one car in the Chinese government is an Audi?
Yeah.
$80,000 Audi is what these bureaucrats in China, they're all driving them, all of them.
Who pays for that?
It's paid for by the freaking disgusting slave labor that they put their people through under the guise of communism.
That's what this country is starting to look like.
All right?
I mean, look at this.
I mean, you know, General Services Administration using taxpayer money on a spending spree for Vegas trips and all kinds of other things.
It's a whole array of other things.
Not to mention that Leon Panetta, that's right, Leon Panetta.
This is the man that's the head of the Department of Defense, former head of the CIA.
This guy is also abusing taxpayer dollars.
All right?
This guy used to take trips from Washington to his house in California.
He lives on some nut farm, literally like some nut farm, like walnut farm or something of that nature.
And he used to take those trips commonly when he was a congressman, when he was in public office, when he was in the cabinet for the president of the President Clinton.
Well, now, because he's Mr. DOD and he was Mr. CIA, he gets a private fighter jet escort, which costs the American taxpayer $38,000 a trip.
All right?
Which, you know, a round trip is a ten-hour flight, all right?
From getting one cro from getting one part of the country to the next.
$38,000 a trip.
And guess what?
Mr. Leon Panetta pays.
He pays a first-class ticket.
What he would traditionally pay as a first-class ticket in a commercial airline, he pays $640,000 something in change.
$641, I believe, is the exact number that was quoted in the press.
$641 each time he takes a fighter jet from Washington, D.C. to his house in California or to anywhere he wants to go to.
You know what I mean?
And he's been doing this rather frequently.
Like, you know, he's been like, you know, thinking he's, I don't know, Mark Cuban or something where he could just kind of take, you know, these jets on his whim, and he's just kind of, you know, going back and forth, no big deal.
Well, now Leon Panetta's regretfully, you know, he's regretful about it now.
Did you hear about him?
He's regretful that he did that.
Oh, yeah.
Thanks, Panetta.
Thanks a lot.
And this is the same guy, Leon Panetta, that testified in front of Congress that Congress is invalid as it relates to the implementation of war.
All right, this is the same guy.
But the Congress, he'll still allow the Congress to tax the people so that he can go out and take his damn $38,000 round-trip Learjet every time he wants to have an urge to go stay at his nut farm.
Come on, Leon.
Come on, Leon.
You should know better than that, for Christ's sake.
Panetta, what kind of last name is that, for Christ's sake?
Can anybody, you know what?
I think it's about time for everybody's favorite game, and it's Guess the Minority!
That's right, folks.
What is Leon Panetta?
What is this guy?
I mean, you know, maybe, maybe this has something to do with his culture.
I don't know what it is.
Go ahead and tweet at me.
It's everybody's favorite game.
It's guess the minority.
That's right.
Anyway, let's go ahead, Jay.
Get it off, Nick and get off.
Anyway, since we're all having fun here, we are playing Guest the Minority.
Everybody go ahead and put their guesses on the Twitter screen.
All right, tweet at me.
What is Leon Panetta?
Is he a Mexican?
I don't know.
I'm just asking.
It's just questions.
You know what I mean?
It's just questions.
It's just questions.
Okay, we're starting to say, okay, French.
He's Italian.
He's an Asian.
He's a Cherokee.
He's a Puerto Rican.
He's a Cuban.
Jesus Christ.
A Texican?
A Texican?
Is that a real phrase?
A Texican?
Are you kidding me?
I'm thinking, I don't know.
Is he a Mexican?
I'm going to go with Hispandex.
But somebody get back to me with the actual facts, for Christ's sake.
People are just guessing on Twitter.
But anyway, I'm just saying, Leon, I mean, come on, man.
I mean, if you're a Mihicano, all right, if you're a Hispandex, you should know that you can't abuse that level of authority, Holmes.
All right?
Come on, Essa.
All right.
I mean, you should know better than that, man.
All right.
I mean, especially growing up in Khalifas out there, Leon, I'm sure you understood the hierarchy of the gangs out there.
You know what I mean?
I'm sure you understood that.
You can't just abuse your authority like that, Holmes.
You know what I mean?
I mean, you got to play to a certain code of ethics, Mr. Hispandex.
You know what I'm saying?
And I'm just saying, you know, just taking trips on a fighter jet just because you have the whim to do so is not very appropriate, man.
It's not very appropriate.
Especially on a Taco Tuesday, Leon Panetta.
I think that everybody that you besmirched on True Capitalist Radio, I think everybody owes a tac is owed a taco.
All right?
I think Leon Panetta owes everybody a taco for coming out here and riding a freaking fighter jet like it's no freaking big deal.
Oh, oh, no, hold on, hold on.
I'm sorry.
Let me take a step back.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
He's not his fandex.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry about that.
He is an Italian.
He's Italian.
He's Italian, for Christ's sake, so...
So, you know, that's even worse.
You know what I mean?
I mean, come on, Panetta.
Come on.
Hey, you from the old country, eh?
Don't you know anything about respect?
Didn't they teach you anything about respect out there in the old country out there, Panetta?
Come on.
You can't be going out there busting the taxpayers' bulls out of here, right?
You can't be busting the taxpayers' bulls.
You can't do it, hey?
You can't do it.
So instead of buying everybody a taco, I think that you owe everybody a freaking spaghetti and meatballs.
I don't think I'd trust him to cook a spaghetti and meatballs, but maybe a freaking paison.
Why don't you make us a freaking paison or one of them freaking Italian rolls or some shit?
Anyway, anyway, I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to talk so much about the cultural background of Leon Panetta, but once again, I mean, this just goes with the theme that what we were talking about, government abuse of authority.
These people have no regard for taxpayer dollars.
They could care less.
They're spending it like it's no big deal.
They think that they have unlimited authority to do this.
They think that nobody's going to catch them.
And just showing the actions of some of these bureaucrats just shows the level of vulgar display of power that they think they can achieve.
Anyway, I want to take a couple of calls here and see what you have to say about it.
646-652-4869 is the number to call.
We got area code 717.
What do you think about government's abuse of authority?
Well, about his authority, I got to say, Jesus first.
What about Jesus?
Well, they need to put Jesus first, I think.
I forget Rick Santorum said we should be having the church back in government.
I think that's a good idea.
Why do you think that is?
Can you explain that in elaborate detail?
Well, I think if we have Jesus first in the government and we have God, we'll be able to have a much nicer place to live.
I mean, if we are all under the same mentality...
Just shut up, you ignorant piece of crap.
All right, I got some beans here for you, too, for Christ.
You want to buy them?
You plant them in the ground, a fucking beanstalk will go up into the sky.
I mean, what is this crap?
Jesus Christ, man.
Jesus is probably up there playing spades with Satan right now, saying, what the hell is this idiot talking about?
517, what's up?
What do you think about this government corruption?
He's another Helen Keller deaf mute over here.
How about 673?
What's up?
Jesus Christ.
What are y'all?
Scared or something?
You don't have the balls to say something?
757, what's up?
Hey, ghost, you hear me?
Yeah, I can hear you.
What's up?
All right.
I wanted to talk about that.
All those people talking about the damn Ron Paul shit.
Yeah, go ahead.
I think they're fucking retarded.
Yeah, I like Ron Paul's point of view and how he supports.
Learn how to spoken, all right?
I mean, we only got a three-hour show here, jerk off.
478, what's up?
You're on the horns.
Ghost, baby, happy tax day to you.
No, no, not you.
Not on tax day.
Not you.
What do you want?
No, baby, me and kiddo.
Shut that shit up, goddamn it.
Shut it up.
No, baby, you know, me and Big Spoon, we sit here, we grilling out some chicken.
I can't talk long because Spoon don't know how to cook chicken.
He always overgrills it.
I wanted to extend my gratitude to all the taxpayers out there for making my life that much better, ghost.
I figured on this day I deserve him, you know, some form of gratitude.
So I just want to say thank you to all the capitalists out there.
You know, you're a real scumbag.
You know, that rubbing it in the face of capitalists.
I mean, we had to pay our taxes today.
You ungrateful mooch.
We had to pay our taxes.
And there you are, sitting out kids, eating chicken, sipping on 40 ounces, smoking chili once for Christ's sake.
And we're supposed to feel some kind of compassion for you.
You're supposed to be labeled as some sort of some kind of poe in America.
Some sort of poe in America.
If no one's supposed to win conference from you, you're supposed to be some sort of Poe in America.
Baby, I'm not being ungrateful.
I polled all the capitalists.
Thank you.
Every first of the month, I eat so good, and it's all because of the taxpayers.
I couldn't do it without a taxpayer, Ghost.
Without his support, I wouldn't be able to do what I do.
God, just want to tell me.
Get this shit out.
Get him off for Christ's sake.
Not on tax day, you son of a bitch.
I'm telling you, these goddamn ungrateful moochers out here.
I'm telling you, one day, us capitalists aren't going to take it anymore.
We're finally going to start asserting our authority.
Our legal, justifiable authority.
Because we fund these governments.
We fund all these little programs that are out here for Christ's sake.
We deserve better recognition.
And that's what motivates me every goddamn day.
That's what keeps me going for Christ's sake.
That's what keeps me waking up every morning.
The capitalists.
And down with these damn bureaucrats, for Christ's sake.
I mean, look at them abusing our tax dollars.
Look at the GSA taking trips to Vegas over $800,000.
Government Funding Authority00:02:29
Look at Leon Panetta out here.
Jesus Christ.
And you're just sitting there.
You're just sitting there because I'm pretty sure half you idiots are collecting off of our tax dime.
And you're completely oblivious.
You could have a care in the world.
But I'm telling you, one day, goddamn it, one day you idiots will have a care in the world.
And us capitalists are going to be funding your little goddamn gravy train, you ungrateful, ignorant pieces of stupid spider-monkey crap.
Because that's all you Poe people are, man.
You're like your animals.
You know what I mean?
You're stray animals.
And you know, what are my moms used to tell me all the time?
Son, don't feed the stray animals.
And I said, why, Mom?
And she said, because they breed.
Because they breed.
And that's exactly what's happening out here.
We got these freaking disgusting, despicable, sniveling broads out here who can't even afford to make a down payment on a sandwich out here shitting out children five, six, seven, eight at a time, five or six, seven, eight different fathers for Christ's sake.
And we've got our government funding this crap.
We've got our government funding this crap.
God damn it.
Yeah, and people are like, well, it's a spider monkey ghost.
Yeah, why don't you look it up, huh?
As soon as a spider monkey is able to be aware of its own wang, it starts whacking itself.
It starts waxing its own carrot all the time, 24 hours a day.
That's what a spider monkey does.
They sit there and just hang out with their wang on.
They're sitting there, they're flapping it around 24 hours.
I mean, do a YouTube search and see what I'm talking about.
And whenever they see some kind of female spider monkey bending over, I mean, each one of these idiots try to fight each other to see if they can get an old in-out, in-out doing some monkey rape on these freaking monkeys.
I mean, I'm not joking.
I mean, you're freaking rabbits, man.
They're freaking rabbits.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
I mean, it just brings a freaking pain to the pit of my stomach.
I mean, God.
And meanwhile, the taxpayer is getting the shaft out here.
Bureaucrats on Private Jets00:02:58
You know what I mean?
While the bureaucrats are out here taking trips to Vegas, using private fighter jets, all in our time, for Christ's sake.
What do you people have to say about it?
Not a goddamn thing.
Not a goddamn thing.
760, what's up?
What do you got to say about this stuff?
Put hermit 10 in the back of the trend.
And we couldn't even understand you with your cheap-ass dumbass phone, you Salvation Army shopping prick.
405, what's up?
I'll get you next time, Ghostler.
Next time.
Shut up with your stupid, dumbass, wannabe Inspector Gadget crap.
And don't call me Ghostler.
Sick of you idiots with that crap.
Now that shit's all over freaking YouTube because you stupid, ungrateful pricks.
706, you're on the horn.
Hey, Ghost, what up?
What's going on?
Hey, it's Randall Redneck.
Hey, you know.
Go guzzle down some cheese whiz and watch an old episode of Hee Haw.
I don't give a shit.
240, what's up?
Hey, Ghost Misty, remember me?
240 trans-testicle.
I'm a trans-testicle ghost.
You're a trans-testicle, Misty.
Okay, what's up?
It's twinkle.
So, Ghost, while you're gone, I decided to get together with my trans-testicle buddy, you know, my pals.
And we decided to form a trans-testicle band.
We call ourselves One Erection.
Isn't that brilliant?
Are you kidding me?
I mean, what are you singing about?
What's your influence?
Ghost.
So we wrote the song, and it goes like this.
It goes, ghosty, you ram up my ass like nobody else.
The way you come inside me makes me overwhelmed.
It doesn't matter if you come in wet or dry.
I want your big cock inside my asshole tonight.
Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ, did y'all hear that crap?
Did you hear that?
Oh, my God.
Give me a gimmick.
Oh, my God.
Did you hear that disgusting, despicable trance-testicle and that disgusting song she wrote?
I mean, the freaking carnality, the carnality.
Jesus Christ.
Trayvon Martin Case Debate00:14:58
Anyway, folks, that's enough.
I don't want to talk any more about this.
You people obviously don't care that these damn government bureaucrats are using and abusing our taxpayer dollars.
You don't care about the whole General Service Administration, aka GSA, blowing over $800,000 on some goddamn little s Vegas party.
You don't care about Leon Panetta using and abusing some fighter jet to get from Washington to his nut farm whenever he has a whim.
So let's go ahead and move on for Christ's sake.
You people don't give a crap about anything.
All right?
Now, since I've been gone, George Zimmerman.
That's right.
George Zimmerman.
Jesus Christ, I still got some throw-up in my mouth for Christ's sake after that trans-testicle.
Jesus.
Anyway, George Zimmerman has now been arrested for all you folks that have been living under a rock.
He's been arrested for the supposed second-degree murder of one Trayvon Skittles Martin.
That's right, Trayvon Skittles Martin.
Now, I have been one who has been investigating this particular case intensely.
As a matter of fact, if you look at the player right now, if you look at the player that's in front of your face and it's kind of slide showing you a couple of pictures, there is a picture of a tweet by the cousin of Trayvon Martin.
His name is Mr. Monopolski.
We had a correspondence for you folks that witnessed it on Twitter.
Lucky you if you didn't.
We'll go back in history and look it up for yourself.
But there was a tweet on February 28th.
Two days after the alleged shooting that has put George Zimmerman in jail.
There is a tweet that says, as a matter of fact, let me just go ahead and read it verbatim because I can't even really paraphrase this because it's, well, you'll see what I'm talking about.
Let me just go ahead and get to it for Christ's sake because it's rather interesting.
And of course, this is for those that are using the default player.
Those that are using the default player will be able to see the Trayvon Martin message that I'm or not the Trayvon Martin message, but the message by Monopolski.
And of course, Mr. Monopolsky is the cousin of Trayvon Martin.
Anyway, here is what he said in February 28th tweet.
And this is to Trayvon Martin.
Trayvon Martin's Twitter name was no underscore limit underscore N I G A.
Okay?
Anyway, this is what he said February 28th.
All right.
I'm going to miss you till I die, dog.
I know you whooped his ass, though.
Cause I pray God help me and watch you love you cuz rest eternally.
All right?
Now, once again, I mean, you know, this is very, very interesting here because Monopolski must have some inside information about him whooping the ass.
When I mean him, I'm talking about Trayvon whooping the ass of George Zimmerman.
You know?
I mean, it says it right here.
Two days after the murder.
Moreover, this was, I mean, it was like a week or two before the damn Trayvon Martin thing actually took national news.
But here it is, Mr. Monopolski tweeting at no underscore limit underscore NIGGA.
I'm going to miss you till I die, dog.
I know you whooped his ass, though.
So obviously, Mr. Monopolski knows that possibly there was a confrontation between George Zimmerman and no limit underscore NIGGA or Trayvon Skittles Martin.
And, you know, obviously, the witnesses that have come forward and that have been interviewed in local Florida news, that actually is corroborating with what Monopoliski is saying.
And the witnesses that have actually come forward have stated that they saw Trayvon Martin on top of George Zimmerman, whooping his ass, though.
But the media has hypersensationalized this to make it seem as if George Zimmerman was just some whacked out lunatic sitting outside his house looking to shoot black people.
You know, that's what all the media has asserted, has alluded to.
I mean, I thought it was irresponsible that the media not only aired that 911 tape, having the general public viewing it believe that it was Trayvon screaming for help, but they also edited the damn thing to make it even that much more incriminating to George Zimmerman, for Christ's sake.
I mean, give me a break.
And for you folks that are tweeting me up saying, hey, where's the picture of the tweet to Trayvon Martin's cousin?
It's there in my tweet pics.
All right, ghost politics.
All right, it's right there.
It's, yeah, I know you whooped his ass, though.
And not to mention, in that correspondence with Mr. Monopolsky, I also got threatened by a lot of Monopolski's friends.
One guy by the name of O.G. Yogi even threatened me and suggested that he was either going to whoop my ass or fill me full of lead.
Now, of course, we had the Capitalist Army conduct an investigation and we found Mr. O.G. Yogi and we found out that Mr. O.G. Yogi isn't as tough as he would like to see.
And as a result, OG Yogi did not, and I repeat, did not, you know, fulfill his obligation or fulfill his threat of filling me full of lead.
Woo!
Anyway, what I really want to get to here is the travesty of justice.
All right?
The travesty of justice here, because second-degree murder, I mean, what What is the prosecution trying to throw at George Zimmerman here?
Second degree murder?
I mean, I figured that they would, at least if they're going to charge the man with anything, they would try to charge the man with some sort of manslaughter charge because a second degree murder implies a slight bit of premeditation.
And, you know, George Zimmerman did not intend and go out to kill people that night.
You see, that's what these people don't understand.
And not to mention, not to mention, folks, that when the Trayvon Martin Twitter page was up, the no underscore limit underscore NIGGA, when it was up on January 28th, Trayvon Martin, and I hope that they subpoena these records, you know, and I hope that they subpoena the, because they were destroying evidence.
I mean, once, you know, we started unearthing all this about Trayvon Martin, they started destroying evidence.
They took down the Twitter account.
You know, they've taken down YouTube videos.
Monopolsky has protected his account.
He's been deleting tweets.
So they're trying here.
But I hope that George Zimmerman subpoenas no underscore limit underscore NIGGA because on January 28th, Trayvon Martin tweeted a tweet, and I'm paraphrasing, I just got a call from Mr. Greenass.
All right?
And several different people responded to that particular tweet by Trayvon, and they stated, and I quote, all right, I quote, hey, is green your favorite Skittle?
My favorite Skittle is yellow.
You understand what I'm saying?
The second person said, hey, I like my Skittles no matter green or yellow.
I mean, Trayvon Martin didn't even say shit about Skittles.
Excuse my French and excuse my language.
On that tweet, under the account, no underscore limit underscore NIGGA on January 28th, there was no, and I repeat, no mention of Skittles on that tweet.
I mean, Trayvon tweeted, and I repeat, this is what he tweeted, I just got a call from Mr. Greenass.
All right?
I just got a call for Mr. Greenass.
And then there were tweets, and, you know, they destroyed this, you know, because I actually retweeted that tweet on my Twitter account.
And then, of course, once I retweeted it and I started retweeting all these different things for Christ's sake, they started destroying evidence.
You know, they started destroying evidence for Christ's sake, and I think it's disgusting.
All right?
Because, look, the point of bringing out all these facts about Trayvon is not to make Trayvon look bad in his death.
But, you know, there is alleged criminality, alleged murder being thrown against someone who did nothing more than attempt to protect property.
All right?
I mean, this wasn't some self-appointed, you know, lone wolf security guard or some lone wolf community watcher or something.
This was a collaborative effort within the neighborhood.
As a matter of fact, reports came out that that particular neighborhood has been hit up countless times.
It was hit up three times within that previous week with criminality, for Christ's sake.
You know what I'm saying?
So that's what I'm saying, man.
I mean, the point is, is that the case has been made that George Zimmerman went up to Trayvon because he racially profiled him because he had a hoodie over his head.
It was raining at nighttime, and he was walking around with a bag of Skittles, supposedly.
And that's another thing.
I'd like that bag of Skittles to be, you know, thoroughly investigated and see if there's not any, I don't know, ecstasy, oxycontin.
Because you see, one of the Capitalist Army members, what's going on in Guitar Ninja, by the way, he actually found this anomaly with the terminology Skittles in the urban dictionary.
That's right.
The terminology Skittles actually means a method of transporting drugs.
I mean, this is drug terminology.
All right?
This is drug terminology here.
And all I'm simply stating is, is that if there is evidence in the character of Trayvon Martin that alludes to criminality, then the idea that Trayvon was just some innocent victim beelining himself to the store, beelining himself back to Daddy's house is just fucking ridiculous.
And excuse me for cursing.
It's just effing ridiculous.
All right?
Because you see, you have to understand, there was no other reason for George Zimmerman for being where he was.
He was there because he was a part of a neighborhood watch program.
All right?
I mean, there was rotating people that watched this particular neighborhood, and it was his turn to watch over the neighborhood.
Now, if you listen to the call, this guy watches Trayvon just walk around in between people's condominiums, you know, in between people's condominiums, in between people's backyards, looking very precarious.
All right?
Now, this is not about racial profiling.
This is not about hoodies.
This is about somebody that is looking out for a particular piece of property that is prone to criminality.
I mean, it is documented that this area was prone to criminality.
And because the police failed to, you know, help the community to stop this criminality, break-ins, so on and so forth, all right?
Because they failed to do that, the people within the community decided to act on their own.
I mean, if the police aren't going to protect you, who do you run to for protection?
You've got to protect yourself, and that's exactly what this community did.
I mean, prior to the week that Trayvon Martin was killed, the week prior to that, there was three incidents of criminality in that neighborhood.
So there was no other reason.
There was only one motive for George Zimmerman to be in that area, and that's to watch the neighborhood.
He wasn't a self-appointed watchman, like a goddamn media says.
He wasn't some whack job just sitting in his car with a gat.
All right?
I mean, it's not that.
This guy was watching his neighborhood.
Now, according to the Trayvon Martin hoodie march, Trayvon was just this innocent little kid that was just walking around with, you know, trying to go buy his little brother some Skittles.
You know, he was just an innocent victim.
And George Zimmerman, who happens to be tremendously, you know, maybe a little shorter, maybe a little bit more hambone than, or obviously a lot more hambone than Trayvon, but considerably shorter than Trayvon, decides that, what, he's going to, you know, have a Napoleon hambone complex and go up to him.
No, that's not what happened.
And you can look at Monopoleski's tweet on February 28th where he says, I know he whooped his ass, though.
How does he know he whooped his ass?
How did he even know there was a confrontation?
How does he know this?
Do you understand?
He knows this because this is the criminal mentality.
You understand?
It puts a whole new spin on why Trayvon was outside in the rain with a hoodie on, with the supposed Skittles in his pocket, for Christ's sake.
It puts a whole new, different spin on the reason why that kid was out there.
And you see, if you can put a whole new spin and a whole new twist on the reason he was out there, then he wasn't exclusively out there for walking to the store to get Skittles and an iced tea and walking back.
All right?
He was not doing that.
Blaming George Zimmerman00:03:09
All right.
I mean, I don't really know what he was doing, to be honest with you.
I'm not going to allege to know what he was doing, but he was not walking, beelining to the store and beelining back.
And I think it's a shame that capitalists cannot protect their property from criminals.
Because let me tell you, I mean, Trayvon Martin did not live there.
All right?
He did not live there, folks.
All right?
He was brought there by his mammy because Mammy couldn't control him.
I mean, I don't know.
Maybe Mammy thought, you know, she watched Boys in the Hood or something and was like, man, I got to go put Trayvon with a daddy.
You know, Trayvon ain't listening to me.
I got to go put Trayvon with a daddy.
And that's what happened.
I mean, this incident is actually 200 miles away, from what I understand, or possibly a little less than that, away from the school or the high school that Trayvon Martin went to.
So, I mean, Trayvon Martin was not a resident at this particular condominium.
His father was a resident.
But where was Daddy?
I mean, that's what I'd like to know.
I mean, people want to blame the cops.
People want to blame George Zimmerman.
People want to blame the guns.
You know, you see stupid dumbass Bill Cosby and his old stupid prostate-infected ass talking about guns.
You know what I mean?
It was daddy's fault.
All right?
It was daddy's fault.
I mean, look, daddy knew what was going on out here.
He lived there.
I mean, he probably got notices on his door about all the freaking criminality that was happening.
I mean, why was daddy going to let Trayvon, given the fact that mom brought Trayvon to Daddy because of, you know, the trouble that Trayvon was getting into?
I mean, we've heard the stories already.
I mean, Trayvon, you know, was suspended for having marijuanas.
Trayvon was also suspended for having a bag full of women's jewelry and a flathead burglary device.
And this is according to the freaking officer on duty at his high school.
According to reports, he decked a bus driver.
I mean, I can go on and on.
I mean, this was not some sweet little kid.
The 14-year-old picture that they post of this kid all the time.
That damn media manipulation of showing him with a sweet little kid face when he was 14.
He had a Hollister shirt on.
That's not the brother that was out there, you know, whooping his ass dough on George Zimmerman.
Anyway, you put all this together.
How and why the prosecution was able to jail Zimmerman and actually try to prosecute this guy for freaking murder is disgusting.
It's a threat to capitalists.
That's what it is.
It's a threat to capitalists.
Anyway, we're already three minutes into the third and final hour of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
And of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
And once again, folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
Threat to Capitalists00:02:47
Before we get started, before we get into anything else, I'd like for everybody to please retweet the broadcast.
All right, go to the social networks, go to the forums, go to the blogs, and spread it around like wildfire and let everybody know that True Capitalist Radio is in effect and in the house.
And of course, for all you fat, jelly ass mboos, we got all kinds of little buttons underneath the player right there.
Kinds of Facebook like buttons, retweet this button, share this buttons.
Use and abuse those freaking buttons, baby, all right?
It's just a freaking click, for Christ's sake.
God damn it.
Anyway, yeah, you know, I hate to even ask the engineer.
Engineer, do we have any Twitter shout-outs to be had out here?
All right, we got a couple of them, so let's just go ahead and do it really quick here.
What's going on to Caleb Edwards?
How you doing?
Guitar Ninja, man.
What's up?
We were just talking about you, man.
George X. Gregory.
Who else do we got?
We got Spread Wildfire.
Yeah, real funny.
We've got Super Cyan Ghost.
What's going on, man?
How you doing?
We got Han Hanzo.
Blue Label.
Oh, yeah.
Hey, what's going on?
Hark the Shark.
We know one actual.
We've got Regular Capitalist.
What's going on, man?
We've got Crazy Christie.
What's going on?
We got, who is this?
Adam for Jensen?
Who else do we got here?
We already said that name, goddammit.
We got Julian 46141378.
Pretty interesting name there.
We've got Awesome CFTW.
Who else do we got here?
We got Princess Ghostia.
Jesus Christ.
These freaking bronies.
Damn it.
Damn it.
Look at all these.
Look at all these bronies.
Look at all these bronies, man.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, we got Electro Robotic.
We got Thomas Tank Engine.
We got Igby Bryan, yo.
We've got Desert Rose Radio.
What's going on, Desert Rose?
We got Scientastic.
Yeah, that's great.
I'm not going to say that sick name, you twisted freak.
We got Pudding Head Pony.
We've got Butthole Express.
Are you kidding me?
Butthole Express, you sick son of a bitch.
Jesus Christ.
We got 7 Leaf B in the house.
What's going on, 7 Leaf B?
Who else do we got?
We got I Love Penis.
Transgender Sideshow Chaos00:14:55
Oh, you sick son of a bitch.
Epic Incest.
Who else do we got?
We got Mummy Yummy Lemons in the house.
Who else is?
We got Richie Dagger.
What's going on to Richie Dagger?
John the Sponge.
What's up, John the Sponge?
We got Sheriff Nutsack.
Yeah, real funny, you jerk.
We got Zen Shaffold.
Shappold, excuse me.
We got Soft Paul for Ghost, you sick, furry, freaking jerk, dumb dick cheese burger jerk off.
Who else do we got going on here?
We got, I'm not saying that's enough.
That's enough.
I'm not going to just forget it.
Forget it tonight.
That's enough, all right?
Anyway, we're running out of time here, all right?
I'm going to just go ahead and move on for Christ's sake.
Not to mention I had a good freaking day on the market, for Christ's sake, all right?
It's Taco Tuesday.
Not to mention that it's tax day, but you know what Tuesday in Austin means.
You know what I'm saying?
You already know.
You already know, baby.
Dollar you call it, baby.
And you know what that means?
I want to hurry up and go down to 6th Street.
Millet time, baby.
That's what I want to do.
Militime.
Anyway, let me go ahead and run through what we have left on the agenda here.
Did anybody see North Korea fail in its recent missile test?
Oh, no.
Bad egg roll, huh?
I mean, give me a break.
I mean, hey, Kim Jung-un, you fat hambone, put down the chopsticks for about five seconds and start realizing if you're going to make threats to the world, you at least have to make sure that your weaponry is, uh, I don't know, uh, working.
I mean, these stupid morons could have gotten gunpowder or or or fireworks powder from a damn Chinese fireworks factory next door, you know, packed it all up in that stupid rocket, and it would have probably given a better show than whatever in the hell technology they used to crap out in about 90 seconds, for Christ's sake.
You know what I mean?
Crapping out in ninety seconds.
You know, it's like Willie Lump Lump meat missile, for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ.
Are you kidding me?
You kidding me, man.
I mean, come on, Kim Jong-un, you stupid bastard.
I'm sure your father is in hell with a pitchfork in his ass right now saying, You motherfucker, you dirty man.
I should have listened to my buddy.
Give me a freaking break.
And now that they failed and everybody's laughing, uh-oh.
Uh-oh, don't tell me this is it.
Oh, no.
Oh, no, no.
No.
You want to know why this is?
I'm going to tell you why I'm running out of batteries on this microphone, man.
Because I was wasting too much time messing around with blog talk radio.
That's why we're here.
That's why this is that's why this is it.
That's why we're in this predicament right now.
All right.
That's why we're in this predicament right freaking now, for Christ's sake.
I mean, Jesus Christ.
Oh, my God.
Yeah, and there's no there.
Anyway, you know what?
Forget about it.
All right.
All right.
North Korea, you know, meat missile fail.
All right.
Norway giving their mass murderer Anders Breivik a stage through its courts.
Have you seen this crap?
I mean, this guy, this guy's giving fist-pumped salutes, for Christ's sake.
I mean, you've got the judge having it to dismiss himself because he said some freaking death penalty.
I mean, it's a circus.
And this guy's smiling.
It's a stage for this idiot.
He's not even going to get the death penalty, this sick son of a bitch.
He killed 70 people.
Jesus Christ.
Norway.
I mean, Jesus.
Do you know that in Norway prisons, these idiots can watch pornography now?
You know?
They play Xbox and shit.
Yeah, that's prison.
Yeah, that's where this guy's going.
Anyway, who else we got?
Australia Prime Minister Julia Gillard to pull the Aussie troops out of Afghanistan out of the Taliban Spring Offensive that happened on April 15th.
Yeah, the Taliban Spring Offensive, you know, kind of shocked and awed some of the coalition forces, and obviously Julia Gillard was one of them.
She is going to pull out the Aussie troops out of Afghanistan at the end of the year.
So that should be interesting.
Anyway, South Sudan and Sudan are on the blink of a brother on the brink of a bloody war over oil.
Over oil, because North Sudan is claiming that South Sudan is encroaching upon an oil deposit, and South Sudan is claiming that it will bring out all-out bloody war against South Sudan over this oil deposit.
And I don't know how President Zaire of South Sudan is going to be able to diplomatically maneuver himself around this, but it looks like it could get bloody.
It could get messy.
And everybody keep their eye on South Sudan and the Sudan for Christ's sake.
And last but not least, UN observers arrive in Syria as Bashar al-Assad continues to bombard Homs with shoutings and killing his own people.
Yeah, it's about time, UN observers.
All right.
We're almost over 10,000 people dead in this situation, and now the United Nations is going to send some observers.
Yeah, that's great, you stupid international bureaucratic institutional piece of abuse of authority crap.
Yeah, that's great.
That's brilliant.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, you know what I'm going to do?
I'm going to put on something here.
I'm going to put on some, I don't know what the hell to put on.
I've got to put on something a little long here so that I can at least charge up this goddamn microphone.
Let's see.
What am I going to put on here?
Here, let's put on trans-testicle, what the hell's her name?
Tricia.
All right?
Here, listen to this for a minute.
I'm going to try to charge up this son of a bitch so at least we can have some goddamn radio graffiti.
Go ahead, engineer.
Note party, what do you think about Alabama black snake?
Oh, I think it's just wonderful.
Oh, my God.
Now we got a trans-testicle.
I'm sure you love it, don't you?
Yeah, I do.
Oh, my God.
Are you the type of woman that these black guys like to go for?
You know, they give you a decent hump and they convince you to finance a 78 Cadillac on dubs and you go out there and do it and then you end up a subject on Joe Brown's court show or something like that?
Well, I just recently became a woman.
You know, congratulations to me, but I'm yeah.
Oh, my God.
Get this trans-testicle.
Get off, for Christ's sake.
Good Lord.
I mean, we're supposed to be talking about Sarah Palin, you know, won an Alabama black snake before it was cool, for Christ's sake.
And I want to hear what you have to say about it.
All right, let's take a couple of callers and see if anybody's got anything to say about third gender on the passports in Australia.
All right?
612, what do you think about trans-testicle passports in Australia?
I think it's just wonderful.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Another trans-testicle.
What is this crap?
What is this crap?
Hold on, just say right there, 612.
Did somebody go on a trans-testicle forum post, or did somebody go on a trans-testicle blog and say, hey, if you're a she-male with a 15 and a half inch between your legs, why don't you give old ghost a call?
I mean, this is just sick.
You understand?
This is just turning into an utter sideshow.
This is turning into bathhouse Thursday.
That's what it's turning into.
It's turning into bathhouse Thursday, and that's exactly what I didn't want it to happen.
That's exactly what I did not want to happen, for Christ's sake.
Now, 612, are you trans-testicle?
Yes, I am.
So why exactly do you believe it's a great thing for these kangaroo bangers down there in Australia to have a third gender for trans-testicles?
Well, I think it's a way to express my sexuality.
Express your sexuality?
Why do you need to express your sexuality for Christ's sake?
All you got to do is toe-tap in a bathroom.
How in the hell are you expressing your sexuality?
Well, I have sex with other trans-testicles.
And I can see that on my test card now, so that's okay.
Jesus Christ.
So what are you doing now?
So you mean to tell me that you haven't had the surgery?
No, I have.
I'm post-up.
And I couldn't be more proud.
Oh, so you actually had the thing cut off?
Yeah.
Okay, so why don't you just put woman down then?
Why don't you just put woman down instead of trans-testicle?
Because I'm a guy, too.
But no, you just said that some mad scientist cut off Willie Lump Lump down there, and now I guess all you got is a urine hole.
I don't know what the hell they do in these sexual augmented situations.
I'm just saying, I mean, wouldn't it behoove you, given the fact that you're a trans-testicle, for you to check off just woman instead of sitting over here saying, I'm a third gender.
Because I am a third gender.
Now, get this trans-testic.
Get out of here for Christ's sake.
Good God.
I mean, do you understand what I'm saying?
Do you all hear this?
Do you all hear this for Christ's sake?
I'm not joking, man.
This is America.
I mean, Jesus Christ.
Oh, my God.
Jesus.
I mean, I don't know what else to say, for Christ's sake, man.
Anyway, let's move on to another subject matter, please.
I mean, the last thing I need is another trans-testicle calling me up, alright?
No more trans-testicles, please, alright?
And look, and even if you are a trans-testicle, all right?
Why don't you be a good trans-testicle and actually look like a chick and actually cut off the wee wee down there so nobody knows that you used to be a goddamn guy and you have to have this little option of a little third goddamn little gender for Christ's sake.
I mean, how Jesus Christ.
Can somebody explain to me how in the world you could be a third gender when you're a trans-testicle?
How is that a third gender?
A third gender would mean like there's another private part coming out of the hip or something.
You know what I mean?
You know what I mean?
Like you got two, like two schlongheads coming out of each hip.
You know what I mean?
All you got to do is just move your ass side to side to do some banging sessions or something.
I'm serious.
I mean, that's a third gender.
All right?
I mean, you know, this, you know, trans-testicle crap, all right?
You stupid idiot.
Note party, radio graffiti.
Hey, guess it's me again.
Ah, Jesus Christ.
What do you want, you trans-testicle?
I just wanted to know what you're doing.
What am I doing?
I'm doing radio graffiti here, you trans-testicle.
What the hell do you want?
This isn't some bathroom shitstall here, alright?
There's not a hole in the wall, is there?
There's no hole in a virtual wall here.
Is that all you're doing?
You're squeaking a little bit, huh?
You haven't gotten all the testosterone out of your body yet, huh?
The little estrogen pumps ain't working?
Nope.
They're not working yet?
I'll tell you what, look.
What you need to do, no party, is you need to realize that, you know, if you're going to act like a trans-testicle, at least you sound like one.
You know what I mean?
I mean, look, try to talk again.
Talk again here.
What do you want?
I mean, you're starting to sound like you're starting to sound like freaking Mickey Mouse.
That's what you're starting to sound like, all right?
I mean, you know, this is what you should sound like.
Hello?
I'm listening to Choo Tabalis Radio because he's such a rockin' motherfucker.
He's so hardcore.
He's a fucking ghost, man.
I mean, you should be doing something like that.
315, what's up?
You're on the horn.
Oh, ghost.
I love your big talk in my asshole.
Oh, my God.
This is disgusting.
This is just disgusting.
This is just disgrace, man.
I mean, we're the parents.
We're the parents of this crap.
I mean, this is what America's turned out to be, for Christ's sake.
A sick, disgusting, twisted version of itself.
I mean, this is America.
This is what it's turned out to be.
I'm not killed.
God gosh.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
This is just disgusting.
This is just disgusting is what it is.
Oh, God.
This is America, for Christ's sake, you stupid sex of crap.
I kid you not!
I kid you not!
This is America!
You hearing it for yourself, man!
God damn it!
I mean, listen to this!
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Oh, I'm disgusted for Christ's sake.
I can't believe that I'm hearing this for Christ's sake.
Oh, my God.
I mean, Jesus Christ.
The goddamn mic.
I've told all of you time and time again.
I have told all of you that your parents have thrown all the young people into wood chippers.
They've thrown you all into wood chippers.
And I've been telling you, and you don't care.
You're not listening.
You're not listening, and it's not penetrating your psyche for Christ's sake.
So one more time.
One more time for all you losers that can't get it through your goddamn thick skulls.
One more time for the people that can't understand the grasp, the seriousness that's right before your eyes.
I'm going to give an audio effigy.
An audio effigy of you.
I'm talking about the baby boomers.
I'm talking about Generation X. I'm talking about Generation Y. You have thrown the children into wood chippers.
We have thrown children into wood chippers.
Children in Wood Chippers00:03:12
And you don't care.
You don't care.
I'm going to put on an audio effigy, you sorry sacks of crap.
Engineer.
Engineer.
Throw on that wood chipper.
Throw on that wood chipper right now.
I'm going to do an audio effigy of the parents of America throwing their children into wood chippers.
They're throwing their children into wood chippers.
Throw on that wood chipper.
Throw it on.
All right, start throwing them kids in there.
Shut it off, Vince.
Shut it off.
I'm telling you, stupid, sorry, sacks of crap.
When you leave your children at home and you think that you can, you know, leave them in front of some goddamn violent video game, you think you can leave them in front of some goddamn boob tube?
God damn it, you think you can leave them with some illegal alien child care provider?
You're throwing them.
You're throwing them into wood chipper.
You're throwing them in the goddamn wood chipper.
Jesus Christ.
I can't believe you.
Sorry, sex of crap.
You're just not understanding.
You're not understanding what I'm saying to you people.
You people, especially you trolls out there, you people are a bigger pain in the ass than a sticky shit.
Than a sticky shit.
Jesus Christ.
Give me a break.
Give me a drink.
Jesus Christ.
All right.
All right.
Let me calm down.
Let me calm down here, folks.
Radio Graffiti Calls In00:12:24
I'm sorry.
I know I'm going off case you're here, folks, but I mean, after that last call of that, you know, young, what obviously sounds like below 10 years old kid calling up saying that sick, disgusting sexual perversion.
It's horrible.
It's just it hits me right here.
God damn it.
Black man and a white man in town.
He's got trouble.
Getting in his way, he's gonna cut you down.
Take it over.
Don't take nothing from nobody.
Oh, he's bad.
He's so bad.
Get a nothing.
Yeah.
He's so bad.
They call him boss.
He's a boss.
Call the nigga.
He's so bad.
They call him boss.
He's a ball.
The hell is this crap?
They call him ball.
Oh, no.
Boss nigga.
Not a scared man.
Turn this lap off.
You goddamn tarred for Christ's sake.
What is it with you in this song?
What is it?
You are a sick set of a bit.
You know, what if I'm not even going to go there?
Yeah, obviously, you're a racist tar.
I didn't even realize that for Christ's sake.
But that's besides the point.
Obviously, we got some juice back in this microphone for Christ's sake.
I mean, you know, here I am.
I'm trying to tell the freaking engineer, hold down the fork for a second, wait for the damn microphone.
You know, charge up a little bit.
And here's this idiot's playing.
It's crap.
Jesus Christ.
You are a very stupid person.
You know that?
You're a real stupid person.
Shut up.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, folks, once again, we had to take a break because once again, the microphone is going out.
It may still go out.
We already covered most of the subject matters in the broadcast.
I do want to talk about this hologram Tupac at Coachilla.
Did anybody see this crap?
Huh?
They actually resurrected Tupac.
I mean, you should have seen these idiots as the thing was happening.
These idiots were Facebook and this crap and tweeting this crap.
They were like, man, baby, Pac come frack from the dead, baby.
My boy Tupac come back from the dead, baby.
I'm ambitious as a rider.
I'm ambitious as a rider.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, did anybody see this crap?
For you folks that were unaware, all right, at Coachilla, Dr. Dre, given the fact that he can't make any original stuff of his own that's worth the crap anymore, is trying to recant and rekindle the old Tupac Shakur death row records days.
And believe it or not, they actually spent, was it, a half a million dollars to transport the equipment to Coachilla so that they could animate in hologram form Tupac Shakur as if he was right there in concert and had Snoop Dogg with him.
It was just ridiculous for Christ's sake.
You should have seen these people on freaking Facebook and on freaking Twitter for Christ's sake.
I don't have a Facebook assholes.
All you people are like, I thought you didn't have a face, but I don't.
All right?
But they were out there, oh, look.
Tupac is resurrected, baby.
He's black Jesus, baby.
He's black Jesus.
I mean, they actually thought this guy was exposing himself like he wasn't dead.
You know what I'm saying?
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Look at these people.
People are tweeting me up right now.
Yeah, baby.
I know it, baby.
I know it.
I know you like a Tupac, baby.
Tupac will go.
I like that Tupac hologram, baby.
Well, you're an idiot.
You know that?
You're an idiot.
I'm sick and tired of putting.
I'm sick and tired.
I'm sick and tired of people putting Tupac on this pedestal.
You know what I'm saying?
Sick and tired of it.
All right?
I mean, the guy got shot, brother.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, let me move on for Christ's sake.
Howard Stern's lull suit against Sirius thrown out of court.
That's right.
Howard Stern tried to throw a lullsuit against Sirius Radio, claiming that Sirius Radio wasn't paying him what they promised, but at the same time, there was prerequisites relating to that payment.
And unfortunately, Howard Stern didn't fulfill his end of the bargain because he sucks, all right?
And he always has sucked for Christ's sake.
I mean, you can only ride throwing salamis at porn stars' asses so long there, Howard, all right?
I mean, you actually have to have some substance, man.
You actually have to know how to speak for Christ's sake.
You know what I mean?
Jesus Christ, I'm sick and tired of that old freaking wig-headed, wrinkled-faced, prostate-infected wimbag on the goddamn radio.
I'm glad he's gone.
Now he's got to go do what?
The America's Got Talent?
Oh, is that what you're reduced to now there, Howard, for Christ's sake?
America's Got Talent, Judge, for Christ's sake.
You have no talent.
You know what I mean?
You can barely spoke it.
Your claim to fame is fart man and throwing salamis at porn stars herpes-infested anal passages.
All right, so don't sit over here and try to claim that, oh, look at me, I'm Howard Stern and I can be on America's Got Tasha.
Shut up, Howard.
Just sit there and shut your scrawny, wig-headed, prostate-infected, oval-tane-drinking, food-gumming ass up.
All right?
You stupid loser.
Anyway, last but not least, once again, it's tax day.
And I just want to reiterate that the capitalists, and I'm talking about the true capitalists, got screwed on Tax Day.
You understand what I'm saying?
Got screwed today, all right?
And for you folks that were doing your own taxes, did you see some of these ridiculous dumbass write-offs, for Christ's sake?
Huh?
Did you see that stupid write-off that you could, you know, write off a certain amount of cash if you employed an Indian, like an American Indian, like one of the people that are in the reservations or some shit?
Yeah, there was actually a tax write-off for this crack.
Can you believe that?
Hiring an Indian for Christ's sake?
Are you kidding me?
Oh, I don't even want to get into the tax write-off.
What I do want to talk about is the workers' workers' credit, that workers' income tax credit, whatever the hell it is.
Basically, it's a write-off for you if you happen to work.
It's a workers' income credit or some shit like that.
I don't know what the hell it is.
I don't get it.
And I don't care either.
I wouldn't elect to get it anyway because it's ridiculous.
But anyway, I just wanted to show that anybody who, oh, the earner's income tax credit, whatever the hell it is, before all you do, all you had to do was have a job.
Even if you were single, no children, all you had to do was have a job, and you could actually take this tax credit and actually utilize it as a portion of your tax preparing, if you will.
But now they have a prerequisite of one kid.
Oh, Jesus Christ, here comes this mic again.
Let's just go right to Radio Graffiti, for Christ's sake.
Everybody's favorite part of the broadcast, and I'm talking about radio graffiti.
And all this because of goddamn blog talk radio.
So forward your grievances to them.
All right, let's take some freaking Skype callers.
Senor Carlito, Radio Graffiti.
Oh, man.
Oh, you're coming in bad there.
Tango Whitski, Radio Graffiti.
I'm a homosexual.
The sign on my ass says enter.
Oh, my.
Shut up, you stupid, sick, twisted, splicing asshole.
I never said that.
Steven the Master, Radio Graffiti.
Until next time, Ghost Lurk.
Next time.
And Ghost Lurk says he is the master race.
He hired.
Oh, shut up, and stop calling me Ghostler, damn it.
520, Radio Graffiti.
You're taking too long.
I don't want to.
Ah, stupid assholes.
204, Radio Graffiti.
Major fail out here, man.
I mean, my mic's dying.
Look at these assholes.
276, Radio Graffiti.
Look at these major fails here, man.
858, Radio Graffiti.
Yeah, you hanged up on me.
I was talking about CNN and prostitution.
Yeah, because that's because you're a fruit bubble.
909 Radio Graffiti.
This is why I don't have Radio Graffiti anymore.
Do you hear this?
502, Radio Graffiti.
Well, if Zorzarman was black and Clayhall was white, you know, Ziller wouldn't have been fucking arrested because they weren't.
Yeah, yeah, okay, we get it.
Radio Graffiti.
352, Radio Graffiti.
Hello?
Yeah, goodbye.
818, Radio Graffiti.
Hey, Coast, it's Amy Daly.
Hey, what's up?
Hey, I just wanted to thank you for all the stock tips you've been giving out and capitalized not fit.
I actually had a stock tip for you.
What's up?
Thank you.
You might want to, you and all the listeners might want to invest in Johnson Johnson.
For all y'all who don't know, Johnson Johnson actually is the creator of KY Jelly.
And the stock price on that stuff is shoot up because pick 10 cents forward butt crack is about to come out, and people are going to be buying all that cash.
No, no, no, you didn't.
No, no, goddammit, no seven-one three, radio graffiti.
503, radio graffiti.
Tonight, ghost is young.
So stupid idiot.
323 radio graffiti.
Damn it, Culprit.
Shut up, you stupid moron.
520, radio graffiti.
347, radio graffiti.
936, radio graffiti.
Hey Ghost, what's up?
Ah, your mother.
760, radio graffiti.
516, radio graffiti.
I'm ghost baby buns.
Why don't you take your 18 and a half inch sausage and put it in my talking space?
Yeah, we're real funny.
843 radio graffiti.
America Down the Shutter00:02:57
Around what period of time would you say that America went down the shutter?
It's there now.
Jesus Christ, I'm about to crap out here.
Jesus Christ, man.
No, no.
Hold on, listen to Milton Friedman for a second.
listen to Milton.
With respect to that title, which I admit leaves you wondering what it's all about, including me, I'll tell you what I really had in mind.
The title had to do with the question of whether America, by which I mean the United States of America, I mean our society, whether America is what it was, whether America is the land of opportunity which produced over the past 200 years the greatest freedom and prosperity for the widest range of people that the world has ever seen.
Whether it still is the land in which people of many races, many beliefs, many origins are free to cooperate together to achieve their separate objectives, while at the same time retaining a diversity of values and opinions.
Is that still America?
Or is America what it has seemed to be becoming these past few decades?
Is America not what it has been, not the land of promise of the past 200 years, but is it instead a land of growing bureaucracy and diminishing freedom?
Is it a land of squabbling groups seeking to control the political levers of power, of divisive tendencies that are producing not merely variety, not merely diversity, but open conflict?
Is it becoming instead a land of ethnic separatism rather than the land of the melting pot?
I believe the choice is still open to us.
But we can still decide, you and I and our fellow citizens, which of these two directions we want to go in: whether we want to return to the path that made this the great land of opportunity for millions and millions and millions of people.
We'll be right back.
Land of Opportunity Returns00:03:45
You know what I'm saying?
I wanted you and him to talk about Morocco.
You know what I'm saying?
Tacos, Tacos, Tuesdays.
Cockos, Cocko, Cooches.
Tacos, Tacos, Tuesdays.
Cockos, Cockos, Coote.
I'm stopping my feet and flags.
I'm doing for you.
Here we go.
I am held the King of Mexicans.
I am now the Kang of Races.
I am now the King of Mexican.
I am now the King of Races.
I am now the King of Mexican.
I am held the Kang of Races.
I am now the King of Mexicans.
I am now the Kang of Races.
I am race.
I am a great part of friendship.
Amplified.
We are living in the age in which the pursuit of all values other than money, success, fame, glamour, has either been discredited or destroyed.
Money, success, fame, glamour.
For we are living in the age of the sea.
Money, success, fame, glamour, gladder,
and money, success.
Same, land up, learning, express.
Same, land up.
Mic Dying and Frustration00:01:48
All right, shut it up.
Shut it off, Edger.
God damn it, you're fruiting up.
You're fruiting up out here.
My mic's dying.
Look at it, it's beeping.
My mic's dying, and you're fruiting up.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, folks, my apologies on the whole technical difficulties of the show here, but I do want to reassure you there will be one tomorrow.
And hopefully, we don't have the same technical difficulties that we had today that gave us a 15-minute delay because that's why we have the freaking mic problem.
Because the mic has enough juice to go freaking three hours.
It's just when you have all these freaking technical difficulty, for Christ's sake.
Anyway, give me the mic.
Give me the freaking mic for Christ's sake.
Anyway, follow me on Twitter, folks.
All right, Ghost Politics.
All one word, no underscore.
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