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Last off.
This is True Capitalist Radio.
True Capitalist Radio.
I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
For badass of business.
Give him capitalism or give him death.
That's it.
Period.
Broadcasting from his Skylight Office studios in beautiful downtown Austin, Texas.
You sound fruitier than a box of fruit loops, for Christ's sake.
And now, he'll take it from here.
Your host, the prognosticator of prognosticators, the man they call...
The Beast.
And thank you for tuning in with me to another edition of True Capitalist Radio.
And of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
And once again, folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
Before we get started, I'd like for everybody to once again retweet the broadcast.
All right, I mean, Jesus Christ, I've been gone so long.
Last week was South by Southwest, baby.
South by Southwest.
The whole freaking world was there.
The whole world was out there.
And I had to be out there, too, to say the least, man.
There was a lot of partying, a lot of drinking, a lot of events to patronize.
And then, you know, it's a great event, man.
I mean, great events.
Plural out here in Austin, man.
I'm telling you right now.
Anyway, Jesus Christ, I've been gone.
I've been gone.
I've been gone for a long time.
And anyway, we're back here, folks.
And I just wanted to say my sincerest apologies for being gone such a long time.
I know I've been getting a lot of tweets from people that are like, come on, ghost.
Stop being its way.
Stop doing it.
Stop it.
Well, I'm here now.
All right, Ghost.
I'm here.
All right, I'm here now.
Ghost.
Anyway, I'm sorry, folks.
I've just been gone a long time.
I'm a little rusty.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm like a freaking pitcher that just got back in from retirement, for Christ's sake.
You know what I mean?
I've been partying out here, man.
I've been drinking.
As a matter of fact, where's my drink?
Give me a drink right now.
That's what I want.
Where's my freaking drink?
Got a freaking drink right here.
As a matter of fact, man, all this partying out here in Austin, Texas, man, has got me, you know, hooking it up with these Mexican beers.
Believe it or not.
Oh, yeah, there's a lot of Mexican beer drinking going on out here in Austin, man.
So I partook in that.
And let me tell you right now, I am drinking for all you folks that are curious about my alcoholic beverage consumption.
I am drinking a Negra Modello.
Negra Modello.
So let's just go ahead and put it.
It's a Taco Tuesday, too.
What a twist.
I didn't even realize that.
I didn't even snap to that till right now.
It's a Taco Taco Tuesday.
Anyway, let me go ahead and crack this bottle open.
It's a bottle for all you assholes around here on Twitter saying it's.
Oh, are you going to open up another can, ghost?
Is that what you're going to do?
You're going to add to your collection of cans?
You shove it up, your ass.
Go ahead and crack open this bottle of freaking Negra Modelo.
Let's go ahead and do it here.
Jesus Christ.
They got this foil on top of the crap.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, I don't know what the hell.
They got some kind of freaking foil on top of it, for Christ's sake.
You know what it's about.
You know, just because it has this foil and I'm afraid that I might choke, you know, when taking a guzzle of this freaking brewski, I'm going to go ahead and pour it into a damn glass.
All right.
I don't want to be choking on a Taco Tuesday, baby.
I don't want to be sitting here talking to you people and alcohol on some freaking foil, for Christ's sake.
Now, granted, I know that this is made in Mexico, so it's all there is to it.
And yeah, I know people are like, well, the chat room's not open.
Yeah, it's not going to be open, all right?
Are you kidding me?
It's never going to be open.
Find someplace else to chat, man, because the majority of the people that I get emails from, Twitter feeds from, or Twitter freaking tweets from, I don't even know what the proper terminology is anymore with all this crap.
But they always say that the chat room makes their computer crash.
You know, it makes their computer crash.
And it makes the listening of the show a little bit more uncomfortable.
So, anyway, let me go ahead and put this damn bottle into the glass.
Let's get through the show here.
I'm stalling.
This is episode number 215.
215 episodes of the True Capitalist Radio Broadcast have gone by for all the folks that are keeping track.
And hey, engineer, where's the glass?
Give me a glass, engineer.
Yeah, give me that.
Give me that.
Give me that crap.
Got me a glass here, boy.
And of course, always crystal, baby.
So let me go ahead and pour this in here.
All right, Negra Modelo, baby.
You gotta love it.
You gotta love Mexican beers.
All right.
For Taco Tuesday.
Huh?
Hey!
Oh, man, as you can tell, I'm all excited, man.
Guinness Residue Complaints00:08:16
I'm a little hype.
I'm giddy, for Christ's sake.
I'm giddy, to say the least.
Anyway, this is the first of the day, fellas.
And I'm going to chug these, man.
I want to have a good time today.
I want to have a good time.
I've been gone for a long time.
So anyway, I want to say cheers to all the capitalist army and the true capitalists that are listening to me throughout the world.
I want to say cheers to you all.
Let me go ahead and take a chug of this here.
Oh, man, some good stuff right there.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, Jesus Christ, man.
It's great.
It's great stuff, man.
I should be calming my ass down, to be honest with you.
I didn't patronize the South by Southwest events on Sunday because my insides were literally turning into liquid shit.
All right, I'm serious.
I mean, I was just drinking.
I mean, it's probably one of the first times I've literally binge drink on a consistent basis of that nature in a long time.
But it was the environment, man.
The energy out here.
It was contagious.
You could feel it, man.
I mean, there were stars walking around out here like it was no big deal.
I had my picture taken with Leonardo DiCaprio, for Christ's sake.
And that's real talk, man.
And I'm not going to mention who else because, you know, once I mentioned that on Twitter, all these freaking little internet butt stalkers started, you know, correlating different South by Southwest pictures of Leonardo DiCaprio and trying to figure out if I was in any of those.
And it was just getting a little too freaky, to say the least.
So I'm going to say what else I did.
But the whole world was out here, baby.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
The whole world was out here.
Jesus Christ, I better calm down to my drinking, too, because like I was saying, Saturday night, St. Patty's Day.
It wasn't even Saturday night.
It was actually Saturday during the day.
I just started feeling a little queasy, for Christ's sake.
You know what I mean?
I started feeling that, you know, that agitation in the gut when you know you've got a freaking ulcer up in there.
You know what I mean?
And you've just agitated it to its limits.
And, you know, before you know it, I just started puking up all.
I don't want to talk about it.
It was St. Patty's Day, for Christ's sake.
And I wasn't even really getting into the St. Patrick's Day festivities.
You know, I wasn't really getting into it.
Everybody was dressed in green for Christ's sake.
I didn't dress in green.
So when me and the wife were walking out here on 6th Street during Saturday, South by Southwest and freaking St. Patrick's Day, you had all these chicks just coming up to me, man, hugging me and pinching me.
Oh, you're not wearing green.
And that was also, you know, making me feel a little uncomfortable out here.
The wife's looking at these bitches cross-eyed like she's about to give them a slap to the mouth.
You know what I'm saying?
Let me tell you something right now.
St. Patrick's Day is nothing more for people to molest other people.
It's a reason for people to molest other people.
That's all there is to it.
I mean, come on.
I mean, I know it's a little late on St. Patrick's Day here, but why do we celebrate this crap?
I mean, can somebody explain this?
And somebody tell me why we're correlating this with Irish history when St. Patrick himself was a freaking French frog.
Can somebody explain the logic here?
I guess there is no logic when you base the whole freaking, you know, the holiday.
I guess it's a holiday.
I don't know.
Some kind of, I don't even know what you call St. Patrick's Day, but everybody's getting drunk.
That's all I know.
Everybody's just, you know, shooting shots of, you know, hard liquor, old chicken.
You know what I mean?
Drinking these freaking Guinness.
That's another thing.
I don't like Guinness.
Oh, oh.
I know there's a lot of my European brethren out there that are probably like, oh, my God.
Hey, my lad, hey, Ghost doesn't even like Guinness.
We're talking about you, Guinness.
He's a guy.
Hey, stupid fuck.
No, I don't, you know.
Let me tell you something right now.
I do not like Guinness, all right?
Why does there have to be like some kind of freaking sediment of crap?
What's up with the grains in that shit?
Can somebody explain that to me, too, with Guinness?
I'm sitting over here.
I'm trying to have a decent beer.
You know, I think it's a decent dark beer for Christ's sake.
I'm chugging, and all of a sudden, there's like a residue of crap on my tongue from this crap.
Can somebody explain how this is supposed to be some kind of great, I don't know, fucking beer or alcoholic beverage?
Jesus Christ.
Oh, my God.
Give me my Mexican beer.
Give me my Mexican beer for Christ's sake.
Now, you see, this is a decent dark beer here.
All right?
Negra Medello.
All right?
And cheers to all the capitalists out there.
Now, I know there's some, look, I'm already getting the fucking crap.
Excuse my French.
I'm sorry, Jesus Christ.
I've already had a couple, but I'm talking like I'm at the bar here.
I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to use the four-letter words there.
But I just don't like Guinness, man.
I can't stand it.
I know I'm pissing off a lot of people out there in Europe, but I can't stand it, man.
These idiots were shoving it, trying to shove it down my throat when I was out here, and I already had a bad stomach, for Christ's sake.
I'm out here in Austin, Texas, Sixth Street, South by Southwest, St. Patty's Day, and I got all these idiots dressing up in green trying to peddle me this goddamn tinnis crap, man.
I mean, Jesus Christ.
Let me get my Mexican beer up in here.
I mean, can somebody tweet at me what the hell is up with the residue on the tongue with Guinness?
Explain that one to me.
Oh, yeah, now that's a goddamn beer right there.
Pretty good stuff.
And you know, I'm a connoisseur, all right?
You people that are sitting here tweeting at me that I'm a drunkest, shove it up your ass, all right?
I am a connoisseur.
I can appreciate the nuances of different beverages, especially libations and different spirits.
But I don't understand any nuance when you're drinking an alcoholic beverage and there is like residue of crap on your tongue.
Can somebody explain this crap?
I mean, what is this?
Some kind of freaking beer afterbirth?
I mean, was it supposed to be some new kind of new nuance that I'm not getting for Christ's sake?
Jesus Christ, and all you people that are tweeting at me, all this foul crap, you shove it up your ass, right?
You're the reason why I'm not opening up this chat room, you people.
Tweeting all this foul crap to me for Christ's sake.
You people are a disgrace.
Anyway, before we get into anything else, I'd like for everybody to please retweet the broadcast, all right?
Go to the social networks, go to the forums, go to the blogs, and spread it around like wildfire and let everybody know that true capitalist radio is in effect and in the house.
All right, and of course, for all you fat, jelly-ass emboons that are too lazy to open up another freaking window in your browser, all you got to do, you know, it's all kinds of little buttons underneath the player right there, scumbags.
All right, I'm talking about you lazy pricks.
I'm not talking about the folks that are kind enough to go out here and retweeting and doing what they have to do.
I appreciate you folks.
I'm talking about these scumbags that are just sitting there and like, ah, I'm going to do nothing.
You know what I want to do is I'm going to make me a new account.
I'm going to make me a new account, and I'm going to go on there and troll ghost for a new account like Sandusky Bath boy.
Yeah, that's what I'm going to do.
Instead of retweeting, I'm going to make myself a new account in a Sandusky Bath by these stupid idiots.
Anyway, there's all kinds of little buttons underneath the player right there in front of your face.
You got all kinds of Google Plus buttons, Facebook like buttons, retweet this button, share this buttons, email this buttons.
Use and abuse those freaking buttons, baby, all right?
It's just a freaking click, for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ, you people are pissing me off already.
I haven't even taken any calls yet.
Anyway, before we get into anything else, let's go ahead and get right to the markets, folks, because I know there's been a lot of people tweeting at me saying, hey, what's up with the markets, ghost?
Gold Silver Market Retractions00:09:19
I mean, what's going on here?
Well, what did I say?
I said we're going to see some bull running out here.
All right?
We're going to see some goddamn bull running, and that's exactly what we've been seeing.
But today, today in general, we're seeing an all-out sell-off.
Now, why are we seeing such a sell-off today?
Well, hey, we've been seeing a bull run, baby.
Everything's been going up.
I mean, you know, Dow Jones Industrials has been over 13,000.
NASDAQ hit over 3,000, baby.
I mean, come on, man.
I mean, S ⁇ P is at 1,400.
I mean, this is not a joke.
All right?
I mean, I expected this.
Now, today, of course, we saw some retractions, and the reason that we saw retractions is because of a lot of different factors.
And we have to review what happened a little bit last week to kind of talk about what's happening this week.
Anyway, folks, we heard from last week from Ben Bernanke that Ben Bernanke was, I don't know where he was pulling this out of his ass.
I mean, to be honest with you, I don't understand what Ben Bernanke is suggesting here.
But last September, I mean, let's X out last week for a second.
Let's take it even further back to last September when he announced that he was going to keep interest rates low till 2014, which suggested that there was possible for more quantitative easing.
I think there's still possible outcomes that will ensue that scenario.
But inevitably, back in September 2011, he said that he was going to extend these low interest rates that are already at historic lows until 2014.
Well, come last week, I don't know where these people are getting their economic data, but they actually feel that there is enough economic growth in this modest upswing that we are seeing here currently in our economy that they are going to push back that 2014 deadline to potentially raise interest rates to 2013.
I mean, that means that, you know, the Federal Reserve is contemplating raising interest rates by 2013, which means that when they raise interest rates, folks, that means they're going to raise the amount of money that people can, the interest rate, rather, that people get loan money from banks and other financial institutions.
This rate gets raised to whatever the hell they're going to raise.
And I'm speculating 15% plus is going to be the future interest rate whenever they decide to raise it.
I mean, it could be more than that.
It could be 20%, but I'm not trying to be a hyper-sensationalist here.
But I definitely do believe that it's going to be somewhere 15-plus percent when the Federal Reserve finally increases the interest rates.
And when that happens, that means they're recalling all that printed money that these idiots have been printing out out here.
That's what they do when they raise interest rates.
That's what it means.
They're recalling all that money, for Christ's sake, and trying to get it out of circulation.
All that currency that's been printed, that's what they do by raising interest rates, recalling it all back.
And when they recall that money back, that means that there's going to be less monetary notes.
There's going to be less currency floating around out here, which means the value of the dollar goes back up.
Do you understand?
So this is why you saw some retractions here within the past week or so on gold and silver.
For all you folks that have been tweeting at me about gold and silver, why is it retracting?
Well, Ben Bernanke, that's why it's retracting.
Ben Bernanke basically retracted on his forecast of keeping interest rates low till 2014, retracted on that last week and said that he may push that back to 2013.
So that means that potentially interest rates could be raised.
And if interest rates are raised, that means that all that money that's been printed is going to, some of it's going to come back, and they're going to take it out of circulation.
And when they take it out of circulation, that means the value of the dollar is going to go up.
Now, the problem with this little remedy here is I think that raising interest rates, especially at this point, when they haven't even factored in the effects of the high gas prices, high energy prices that we've been currently seeing within the past three or four weeks, we haven't even factored that in, which is probably going to be factored into the third and fourth quarters.
We have not factored in some of the economic data that has come out today that it doesn't look very positive.
We fell on home sales.
The economic numbers out of China don't look very good.
There's a lot of different factors that are making this retraction that I potentially forecasted that's going to happen.
I think it still will happen somewhere around June, possibly in July period time.
But in my personal opinion, you're seeing a helter-skelter market starting to take play at this point because there's so many different factors to take into consideration.
I mean, just what I explained to all of you about Ben Bernanke and this interest rate nonsense is enough to spook you into believing that, well, Jesus Christ, if they're going to raise interest rates, well, then I better sell off my assets on gold and silver.
Absolutely not.
Just because they're raising interest rates doesn't mean that the value of the dollar is going to somehow magically appear.
You see, yeah, okay, raising interest rates.
A good start there, Federal Reserve.
But now it's the government's turn.
It's the government's turn to stop spending.
It's the government's turn to stop expanding bureaucracy.
Stop expanding expenditures, for Christ's sake.
Because if the government doesn't stop spending and the Federal Reserve raises interest rates, I mean, that is a recipe for disaster.
All right?
A recipe for disaster.
So for all you folks that are wondering, well, I mean, I don't know what to do, Ghost.
I mean, I got all these gold and silver, and now I see it going down.
Hey, this is a helter-skelter market, baby.
A helter-skelter market.
I mean, this is kind of a weird market out here.
A lot of different factors to take into consideration.
All right, not to mention, for all you folks that are wondering today about oil, the reason oil retracted today was because Saudi Arabia is coming to save the day.
Saudi Arabia is actually going to increase their output of production, so that's actually going to bring some more barrels of oil into the circulation of oil trade out here.
So like I said, I mean, you know, you've got a lot of different factors to worry about out here.
But as I've stated time and time again, I mean, I'm still sticking with assets.
I refuse to believe that the government is going to somehow not just decrease its spending, not only does it have to cut its spending, it has to somehow broaden the tax base while at the same time cutting personal and corporate income taxes.
I mean, seriously, this is what you have to do to bring back this economy.
It's as simple as that, ass clowns.
Jesus Christ.
Okay, I get where the Federal Reserve is going here.
You know, we'll take into consideration some of the high energy costs.
But as far as the United States, as far as global economic trade is concerned, it looks like the GDP may grow at a rate as opposed to retracting.
Okay, I get it.
But Bernanke, what about our government?
What about our government not stopping spending out here?
Increasing bureaucracy.
Can somebody explain this to me for Christ's sake?
I mean, last week, we had Dave Cameron, which, you know, believe it or not, I actually admire Dave Cameron.
I wish we had Dave Cameron or a Dave Cameron-esque type of a political ideology out here in America being able to whip us back into fiscal shape out here, but we don't.
But this gala that the White House threw for Dave Cameron and all these people, how much did that cost?
Where George Clooney was.
Remember last week, George Clooney got arrested?
What a propagandist piece of crap.
Jesus Christ.
I mean, you couldn't get more of a setup arrest in my life.
This guy, a couple of days before he got arrested for supposed Darfur protest or whatever he thinks he's involved in, he was at the White House at the gala with the Obamas and Dave Cameron.
And then two days later, he's out there in Washington, D.C. getting arrested.
What a bunch of set-up crap.
Crude Oil Price Drops00:04:30
And any of you people that fall for this stuff, you people are idiots, and you deserve any totalitarianism that comes your way for Christ's sake.
But let me tell you something.
Us as capitalists, we will not go quietly in that good night.
I'll tell you that right goddamn now.
Anyway, now that I've gotten my tirade out of the way as far as it relates to the recent bull run and now that we're seeing a retraction here, let's just go ahead and get through the markets really quick, and we'll get on with the show, and I'll take your calls, all right?
Anyway, Dow Jones Industrials is down today, 68.94 points, a percentage decrease of 0.52%, closing out today at 13,170.19 points for the Dow Jones Industrials.
We got the S ⁇ P 500 down today, 4.23 points, a percentage decrease of 0.30%, closing out the S ⁇ P 500 at 1,405.52 points for the S ⁇ P.
The NASDAQ, baby, the NASDAQ is down 4.17 points, a percentage decrease of 0.14%, closing out the NASDAQ at 3,074.15 points for the NASDAQ.
I mean, this ain't no joke, baby.
This is not no joke.
Anyway, let's talk a little bit for our European brethren across the pond over there.
Oh, yes, the FTSE 100.
Well, it's down today.
Oh, yes, it's down today, 63.50 points.
A percentage decrease of, oh, geez, I don't even know the decrease.
I just know it closed out at 5,844.50 points for the FTC 100.
Well, I didn't realize you didn't know the percentage.
You know, is it a metric thing or what?
You stupid yank.
All right.
Anyway, the DAX.
Let's get to the DAX for Christ's sake.
Slogan, Schliegen, Schlogen, Volkswagen.
The DAX is down today.
Jesus Christ, 80 points.
All right, closing out at 7,086.50 points for the DAX Index.
I mean, Jesus Christ.
Everything was down.
Everything.
I mean, let's take a look at commodities.
I mean, you think that maybe you'd, you know, get some commodities plays going on, right?
Wrong!
Of course, the only thing that was up was cocoa, which, you know, I've been talking about cocoa for the past couple of months, for three months, for Christ's sake.
Four months.
Anyway, let's get to energy first, all right?
Brent crude futures are down today, $1.67.
A percentage decrease of 1.33%, closing out Brent Crude Futures at $124.04 per barrel of Brent crude oil.
We've got gasoline futures down $9.25 today, a percentage decrease of 0.89%.
Yeah, let's see if that affects the price of the pump, right?
Anyway, heating oil down today, $2.25.
That's a percentage decrease of 0.69%.
Natural gas down 2 cents today.
A percentage decrease of 0.89%.
And we've got WTI Sweet Crew down today on the news that Saudi Arabia is going to increase its output of production.
WTI is down $2.26, a percentage decrease of 2.08% on the day.
Closing out WTI at $106.30 per barrel of WTI sweet crude.
All right.
Now let's get to agriculture, shall we?
Because I'm trying to get through these as much as possible.
I've been gone, baby.
I've been gone a long, long time, and I want to take your calls.
Well, some of you I do.
The others, you already know.
I don't even have to tell you.
You know the show.
Just look in the archive for Christ's sake.
Anyway, canola.
All right.
Canola futures are down $10.70 today.
A percentage decrease of 1.78% today, which is a common theme, baby.
It's just negative all around.
Except for Coco, huh?
Hipster Culture Critique00:10:12
What did I say?
What have I said about Cocoa Futures, huh?
Good God.
I don't even have to remind you, but the prognosticator of prognosticators strikes again.
Anyway, Coco is up 83 bucks.
All right.
A percentage increase of 3.63% on the day.
That's right.
The only thing that was up besides coffee, we're about to talk about John Coffee right now.
Anybody like to drink a John Coffee?
Well, it was up a little bit today.
It wasn't up that much, but up a little bit today.
John Coffee was up 10 cents.
A percentage increase of 0.05%.
And let me tell you, you know, I can't stand coffee.
You know, I don't understand why these jerk-offs love it so much.
I mean, you should have been out here South by Southwest and seen the coffee shops out here.
It was a disgrace.
I mean, these stupid fruity hipsters, you know, I'm sick and tired of these hipsters, man.
What's going on with that?
I mean, you know, come up with some original fashion attire of your own.
How about coming up with some original ideas of your own there, jerk dicks?
Jesus Christ, I ain't a drink on that note for Christ's sake.
chug on that one, man.
I mean, just thinking about hipsters.
I mean, believe it or not, you know what got you laid out here in South by Southwest?
You know what was getting guys laid?
Those stupid freaking thick-ass little hipster glasses.
You know what I'm talking about?
You know, the ones that look like Buddy Holly.
You know, those thick-ass hipsters.
I'm telling you, all you had to do was have some of those glasses on.
All of a sudden, chicks were flocking to you, trying to pull the freaking balls out of your pants.
I'm not joking, man.
I was witnessing this with my own eyes.
Jesus Christ, can somebody explain why this is happening, too?
What's up with this?
Huh?
I mean, everybody looking like Buddy Holly, for Christ's sake.
Is that what we're doing here?
Huh?
We're turning into Weezers, huh?
What's that idiot's name?
You know, Pussy Cuomo.
What the hell is that?
You know what I mean?
Ooh-wee!
I look just like Buddy Holly.
Oh, and you're Mary Tyler Moore.
I don't care what they say about us anyway.
I don't care about that.
I mean, give me a freaking break.
Jesus Christ, man.
I'm sorry.
I know there's there's hipsters that are listening to me right now saying, you stupid schmuck.
I wear those glasses and you're calling me a schmuck.
And you fuck you.
I'm sorry for the curse words.
I'm just paraphrasing.
But hey, man, look.
I'm just, I hate trends.
You understand what I'm saying?
I just don't like trends.
And especially trends that people are following.
I mean, I almost wanted to, like, take a camera out.
All right.
I wanted to take a camera out and just started going up to these people out here in South by Southwest and just asking them, can you give me your glasses really quick?
And I literally wanted to look through them and see if they were prescribed or they were a bunch of crap.
And they were just wearing them because.
Oh, well, everybody else is doing it.
So if everybody else is doing it, you can.
Shut up.
Oh, my God.
Anyway, look at it.
Here we go.
Here we go.
I'm the bad guy now.
Here we go.
I'm getting tweets from people that wear these glasses for Christ's sake because I'm the bad guy.
Jesus Christ.
You can't win for losing out here in this world anymore, man.
Jesus Christ.
Sometimes I feel like I just, I want to move out to like, you know, like Montana somewhere.
You know what I mean?
Wyoming.
You know what I mean?
Population two.
You know, me and my wife.
You know what I mean?
That's it.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, where the hell am I at there, engineer?
I'm losing my place because these people are sitting at me.
Oh, you're making fun of me.
You smoke.
Where the hell am I at?
Oh, that's right.
I'm at corn here.
For all you folks that are wondering, corn is down $16, a percentage decrease of 2.41% on the day.
And that's a good sign.
I like seeing that.
We need that corn price to come down even more.
All right?
I mean, seriously, I wanted to see that corn price coming down.
Wait a minute.
Hold on.
Hold on a second.
I have to stop because I'm getting all kinds of people tweeting at me.
Now they're tweeting at me.
And these are real people.
Real people that are tweeting at me right now.
Ghost politics.
All one word.
No underscores.
We are live here.
These guys that are tweeting at me.
And I didn't even realize these people are listening.
They're wearing these freaking little hipster glasses.
And a lot of these people that are wearing the hipster glasses, they're wearing the freaking fedoras, for Christ's sake.
Oh, Jesus God.
Oh, my God.
I don't even want to do this show.
Do you understand why I don't come up here that often that much anymore for Christ's sake?
I mean, what happened to Originality, for Christ's sake, man?
Everybody's freaking following each other for Christ.
I mean, really.
Freaking hipsters, man.
Jesus Christ.
Oh, man.
Hey, look at it.
How many of you people are out here?
Frickin' Mike, for Christ's sake.
How many of you hipsters are out here for Christ's sake?
I didn't realize there were this many people that were a contingent of the broadcast out here.
Jesus, give me a drink.
That's it.
Give me the freaking drink.
You know what I mean?
I mean, do you understand?
I had to deal with these bricks.
I was walking around Austin with my wife out here, and these freaking hipsters, man.
They were all around me, man.
I mean, the stench of them.
You know what I mean?
I mean, the mixture of all the douchebag unisex colognes, or I don't even know if you call unisex fragrances colognes anymore, but the clashing of them.
I mean, it was just like, Jesus Christ.
It was like a fruity, you know, Jesus.
I mean, I don't even I'm sorry if I mean, I'm sorry that I am, you know, getting so offended by the hipsters out here, but I had to deal with these people.
I'm telling you right now.
I mean, they were all over Austin, baby.
All over the place.
Gee, and there I don't want to I'm not even supposed to be talking about South by Southwest for Christ's sake.
Can we please get on with the broadcast here?
Jesus Christ.
See, my stomach's getting upset, man.
My stomach's getting all upset, for Christ's sake, man.
You see, last week, man, I was binge drinking.
You know what I mean?
I was drinking a lot.
And not just drinking in the sense of, like, hey, I'm having a few cocktails and then crashing out.
I'm talking about like freaking, you know, Frank the tank.
Frank the tank.
That's what I'm talking about, man.
I mean, I was drinking at that level.
And, man, literally, you know, trips to the bathroom were like a freaking rainbow, you know, a rainbow cereal or something.
I mean, I'm sorry.
I don't mean to be so graphic for Christ's sake.
But literally, it was like, you know, a horror show, you know, a complete and utter horror show in there.
And, you know, I just, I had to take a break.
And now that I'm starting to drink, I haven't drank since Saturday.
Now that I'm starting to drink, for Christ's sake, it's starting to get to me.
You know what I mean?
It's starting to get to the old, starting to get to the old breadbasket, to say the least.
You know what I'm saying?
Starting to get to the old breadbrasket.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Look at the people who are like, oh, you're an alcoholic much?
I'm not an alcoholic.
You see, I don't do this often.
Do you understand?
I'm a connoisseur.
I appreciate the libation.
Do you understand?
It was South by Southwest, man.
It was their fault.
It's the event's fault, not my fault.
I mean, you know, booze was pouring plentiful out here for Christ's sake, man.
And not to mention, not only booze, but man, you could smell the whiff of tetrahydrocannabinol in the air everywhere out in this joint, man.
Seriously, contact buzz just walking the freaking streets.
All right, and that's real talk.
All right, and I'm not even, I'm not even somebody who smokes.
You know it.
I'm not even a smoker, all right?
Even though I have, for the sake of the safety of my audience, have exposed myself to tetrahydrocannabinol in an attempt, in an absolute attempt to try to facilitate a demonstration to show the negative side effects of such an herb on the body, if you will.
Anyway, enough of it.
I'm sorry I keep talking about South by Southwest, man, but it was just a bitching time, man.
Basic Economics Explained00:12:44
It was freaking great.
I'm telling you.
I mean, granted, you have to accept a lot of stuff, especially somebody like myself that doesn't really like fruiters.
I mean, I necessarily don't like fruiters.
I just don't like fruiting up.
You know what I mean?
When people start fruiting up, you know what I mean?
There's a lot of fruit and up going on out here, like mass quantities of collectivized fruitin' upism, if you will.
And we had to sit here and like, you know, somehow accept it, or I don't know, you had to roll with it, or you were just so inebriated, you were like, yeah, we're all woohoo and shit, dude.
Yeah.
And that's basically how I felt.
So anyway, let me get back to the freaking broadcast here.
We got cotton down $1.18.
That's a percentage decrease of 1.32%.
All right, we got wheat futures down $10.75.
That's a percentage decrease of 1.54%.
Sugar is down 5 cents, a percentage decrease of 0.19%.
Soybean futures are down 21.50%, or excuse me, $21.50.
Excuse me.
I'm sorry.
I'm stumbling and mumbling over my own tongue here for Christ's sake.
Soybean down $21.50, a percentage decrease of 1.57% on the day.
Lumber is down $7.80.
That's a percentage decrease of 2.87% on the day.
Oat futures are down $3.25, a percentage decrease of 0.97% on the day.
We got soybean oil futures down $1.07.
And wool, it looks like the bull-nose bulldykes did not come out because wool is unchanged today.
Wool is unchanged today.
So no Rosie O'Donnell.
And you would think that Rosie O'Donnell would have all the time of the world since Oprah is blaming her for the O-Network going down the proverbial toilet.
Did y'all hear about that one?
Woo!
Did y'all hear about that one?
Oh, man, Oprah Winfrey fired, you know, bull-nose bulldyke Rosie O'Donnell because, remember, it was a big to-do, and, you know, Oprah went out and got this dyke and said, hey, why don't you come on my new network?
Anyway, now that she was on her network for, I guess, a couple of months and nobody went to go see this broad, now Oprah's blaming her for the failure of her network.
No, Oprah, why don't you go look at yourself in the mirror?
All right, how about that?
How about that?
Why don't you look at your goddamn self in the mirror and that'll show you what actually ruined your stupid little network there?
All right, how do you like that?
Huh?
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, I don't mean to get off on that tirade there, but let's get to the metals, shall we?
Yeah, that's right.
The metals!
Let's get to the goddamn metals.
Like I was saying earlier in the broadcast, we've been seeing a major retraction in metals.
And the reason that we're seeing this is because of Ben Bernanke suggesting that he's going to, you know, instead of pulling back, or actually, instead of raising interest rates in 2014, like he said in September, last week he said that, hey, the economy is looking a little better.
Let's go ahead and raise interest rates in 2013.
And that right there is what retracted a lot of the gains that were happening within metals.
But in my personal opinion, this is a very good buy-in time.
As a matter of fact, I mean, I don't see the government curbing its spending.
I don't see the government, you know, stopping a lot of these entitlements and a lot of these damn handouts that they're giving to corporations.
I don't see them stopping this.
On the contrary, I see them growing government, growing bureaucracy, which means it's going to increase expenditures.
And when that happens, that means the debasing of the currency is going to continue to happen, regardless if you raise the interest rates to 15% or 50%.
If the government is going to continue to increase its expenditures, it really doesn't matter.
All right?
So in the end, we're going to see a debased currency, even if the damn Federal Reserve does increase interest rates.
It doesn't matter.
The government must decrease spending.
And on top of decreasing spending, it must somehow broaden the tax base while decreasing personal and corporate income taxes.
You do all those things, I guarantee you, not only will you see, first of all, curbing on this debt, but we'll actually see some economic productivity.
All right?
Anyway, let's get to the freaking copper, shall we?
Copper is down today, seven bucks, a percentage decrease of 1.79%.
And the reason copper's down, a lot of that has to do with the retraction that we're seeing or the curbing in the growth of China.
And a lot of investors are reacting to that.
And as a matter of fact, a lot of this equities retraction, commodities retraction has a lot to do with that, on top of the negative numbers that came out today in the real estate sector.
But inevitably, you know, I mean, there's all these different factors, man.
I mean, you have to take this all into consideration.
This is what's making this a health or skelter situation.
A lot of people are impulsively reacting, and this is why you're seeing such volatility.
And on top of people impulsively reacting, you don't have much volume out here.
When you don't have volume, news reports and earnings and Ben Bernanke and these types of things actually have major impact on markets, which it shouldn't.
It should have a slight impact because we should have an exuberant amount of volume across all these markets, but we don't.
And why don't we?
Because we don't educate the American people or the people on the globe in general how to participate in this financial system.
Because if we did, we would see a little bit more stable of markets out here.
I honestly believe that.
When you don't have many people participating in the markets, then that means there's low volume.
There's not that many transactions happening.
Jesus Christ.
This is just, I mean, where's your economics teacher?
You know, the bad part about having economics teachers, they just like to show shit you don't know.
They like to prove to you how smart they are compared to you.
That's what most economics teachers are.
Oh, yes, don't you know about the economic recession in Japan in 1992 actually had an effect.
Yeah, great.
All right, we get it.
Why don't you make us understand how to calculate all these different factors and how it affects different economies there, jerk off, instead of sitting over here regurgitating nothing more than spit-back knowledge that you read out of a freaking textbook?
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, let me continue on here.
We got gold down today, and of course, the reason we have gold down is because of Ben Bernanke.
And of course, the investors are reacting accordingly.
Anyway, gold is down $16.30, a percentage decrease of 0.98%, closing out gold at $1,651 per troy ounce of gold.
All right?
Now, let's continue on.
We got silver down today, $0.79, a percentage decrease of 2.41%.
All right?
I mean, Jesus Christ, I mean, closing out silver at $32.16.
I mean, the investors are definitely reacting to Ben Bernanke out here.
They're definitely reacting to Ben Bernanke out here for Christ's sake.
It's not a joke.
All right?
But in my personal opinion, I'm going to tell you right now, if this government is not going to curb its spending, legitimately curb its spending, and I'm not talking about cosmetic cutting.
I'm talking about legitimate reform, austerity, you know, in the European sense.
I mean, that's what we need out here.
On top of which, we need tax reform that will not only broaden the tax base, but decrease the personal and corporate income taxes, man.
You do these things, it's that freaking simple.
You'll curb the freaking deficit while at the same time increase economic productivity, man.
Let's get some livestock and then we're going to get to your calls, all right?
Live cattle down 70 cents today, a percentage decrease of 0.57%.
Cattle feeder futures are down today, 92 cents, a percentage decrease of 0.60%.
And of course, for all you fat, jelly ass that like to shove a couple of down your goddamn gullet, well, it's going to cost you a little less because ham bones or lean hog futures are down today, 75 cents, a percentage decrease of 0.80% on the day.
And that, my friends, is the markets for your ass.
Oh, man, it's good to be back, man.
It's good to be back on this Taco Taco Tuesday.
I mean, I'm already done with my first beer.
Give me another beer.
Give me another beer up in here for Christ's sake.
All right, we got another beer in here, man.
Let me tell you something.
Whenever I do a show in this office, whenever I do a show in this office, for Christ's sake, the energy exudes from me for Christ's sake.
This beer is sweating.
This beer is sweating for Christ's sake.
It's because they can feel the energy that exudes for Christ's sake, man.
Anyway, I don't know what the hell that's supposed to mean.
But anyway, let me go ahead and open up this beer and let's get on with the broadcast, shall we?
Here, let me go ahead and open this beer.
Once again, for all you folks that are wondering, Jesus Christ with this freaking foil, man.
I'm drinking Negra Modello, and you know, every time I open up a freaking beer, it's got this goddamn foil all over the damn bottleneck that extends into the pourout area for Christ's sake.
And I don't like drinking it out the bottle because I'm afraid I'm going to goddamn choke on one of these pieces of foil, man.
You know what I mean?
So let me go ahead and pour it into this glass, and we're going to go ahead and take some calls.
Do all that good stuff for Christ's sake.
Let me go ahead and pour it in here.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Man, I hope that y'all are enjoying this Taco Tuesday, man.
Like I said, I mean, you know, these shows that I'm doing are being rather sporadic.
They're being rather sporadic, and the reason is, is because, well, you know, I'm jaded, man.
I'm jaded from doing this show sometimes because I feel that the show has been equated to nothing more than, you know, my little bony, my little bony, my little bony.
Fandom.
You know, and what I am saying on this broadcast is serious freaking business for Christ's sake.
I don't know how much more I have to re-emphasize that.
But anyway, let me go ahead and just get on with the broadcast before I start going off Keaster out here.
Has anybody been keeping up with this GOP primary circus?
I mean, what a joke.
All right.
What a joke this has all turned out to be for Christ's sake.
I mean, you got, you know, what was his name?
Mitt Romney over here trying to come out to the South saying, hey, how you doing, y'all?
I'm eating some damn cheese grits, baby.
I mean, being a condescending carpetbagger Yankee thinking that that's going to somehow rub elbows the right way with the southern folk out here.
Ron Paul Political Rant00:08:30
I mean, Jesus Christ, Romney, who in the hell is advising you, whoever it is, fire his ass, all right?
Fire his ass is all I'm saying.
And then Rick Santorum, I mean, this guy coming out of left field, I am going to ban pornography.
I am going to ban pornography because I am the true conservative.
Hey, hey, it's a little late, Santorum.
Where the hell were you when Sarah Eskimo Bimbo Palin was out here, you know, being championed around in 2008 during the Republican convention as the mouthpiece for conservatism?
Meanwhile, her daughter was shitting out children from some asshole shit kicking Alaskan hick that I guess knew how to work a hockey stick for some.
I mean, where the hell were you in there, Santorum?
It's a little late.
I think that emphasizing this goddamn social conservatism at this point in time is going to do nothing but destroy this country.
I mean, we need to worry about economic freedom.
We need to worry about fiscal responsibility as it relates to our government, and we need to worry about anti-totalitarianism.
Do you understand that?
And I hate to keep reiterating that to you folks, too.
Anti-totalitarianism.
Jesus Christ.
How hard is this?
How hard is this to get through your heads?
But no, you've got these stupid evangelical idiots.
You know, they're like, yeah, we're going to ban pornography.
That's what we got to do.
Let me tell you something right now.
You idiots that are out here that are actually voting on the premise of banning pornography.
You all should be stripped of your right to vote because you're an ignorant piece of trash.
All right?
If that's the sole basis on why you're going to vote for somebody, you are an ignorant piece of crap.
All right?
I mean, don't you understand that electing somebody is a lot more than a one-issue-based type of policy here?
Don't you understand that they govern a lot more than one policy morons?
I mean, Jesus Christ.
I mean, how hard is this for you idiots to understand?
I mean, how hard is this for you people to interpret through your goddamn brains, for Christ's sake?
Anyway, and then, of course, you know, Ron Paul over here, you know, I don't know what the hell he's doing.
I'll tell you what he's doing.
He's getting more money.
That's what he's doing, all right?
Ron Paul, Ron Paul, Ron Paul, they say all over Twitter and all over the internets.
Meanwhile, he doesn't have a chance in hell to win anything, but he keeps raising money.
Where's all that money going to go?
It's going to go the same place that all the other campaign contribution funds from every other politician goes into their pocket, tax-free once they retire, baby.
All right?
I mean, Jesus Christ, can we get off Ron Paul already?
I mean, look, everybody in the Republican Party sucks, all right?
I mean, there's nowhere to run.
The federal branch is gone.
It's done.
It's over with.
All right?
Either way you look at it, you're getting, you know, more and more totalitarianism.
You're getting more and more government being thrown in our faces.
I mean, it's the same shit from the last 2008 campaign.
Same crap, different blitz.
Jesus Christ.
You idiots that are tweeting at me, Ron Paul, shut up your ass.
It's the last thing I want to see right now.
Ron Hall, Ron Hall, Ron Hall.
Shove up your ass.
Ron Hall.
You know, you've got to go for Ron Paul because the American dollar is going out the way.
One, two, three, four, five.
my ass, Dan.
Here we come.
Give me the mic.
Freaking mic, for Christ's sake, man.
Calm my ass down.
I mean, look, I'm just tired of hearing it, man.
I mean, we've been hearing this for, you know, the freaking past, it's freaking four years ago.
We heard this sh crap, and it went nowhere.
Jesus Christ.
I mean, it's over.
I mean, the only way we're going to make any kind of a difference, folks, is if we start at the grassroots level, all right?
I'm talking about your counties.
I'm talking about your municipalities.
I'm talking about your regional and state governments.
That's it.
It's the only way.
It's the only way.
Jesus Christ.
Give me a drink, dude.
Yeah, some good stuff.
You know, I mean, whenever I get upset, all I got to do is just take a nice good drink of a good libation, and everything's all good, baby.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
I mean, don't get me started on you people, but please let's stop with the Ron Paul freaking.
I'm going to go on.
I'm just going to, I'm not even going to acknowledge you people.
Anyway, we're supposed to be talking about the GOP primary, the circus sideshow, the Illinois primaries tonight.
And, you know, something I want to mention before I start taking your calls is that last evening, we got a hold of, and this was courtesy of Anonymous, of course.
We got a hold of a web document that was dated March 20th.
Mind you, this was posted on a website of an Illinois newspaper on March 19th.
But this little article that they had posted that Anonymous actually got a hold of, all right, actually had Rick Santorum winning the primary.
All right, and I'm not joking.
This has all been screenshotted.
All right, this is not a joke.
I mean, this was put on, geez, I don't know if it was the Chicago Tribune.
Don't quote me on the exact media source, but I read it.
You know, it was dated March 20th, and it stated that Rick Santorum had won the Illinois primary.
So if by chance, if by chance, because right now, if you read the election media right now, as we see it, people think that Romney is a shoe-in.
Even though they're suggesting that it's a fight in Illinois, they're kind of suggesting that, you know, Romney is a shoe-in here.
But let me tell you something right now.
I saw it, and I know that there are thousands of other people that saw it too.
All right?
There was a damn article put on a freaking major media outlet website out there in Illinois that was dated March 20th on March 19th, all right, that had Rick Santorum, and it stated that he won the primary.
I mean, the primary hasn't even happened yet, and they had this article up there.
So, anyway, I just wanted to make that abundantly clear.
If by some chance Rick Santorum wins and it's somehow miraculous, if they start saying, oh, it's miraculous.
Oh, I can't believe it, miraculous.
Well, it's not miraculous, all right?
I mean, this will be somewhat proof that there's some kind of unscrupulous type of activity relating to the, I don't know, voting system or the way things are set up out here.
Anyway, Jesus Christ.
And of course, you know, we're still getting these stupid dumbass tweets.
GOP Election Miracles00:14:56
Ron Paul, Anyway, that's enough.
All right.
The GOE, like I said, we were talking about the GOP primary circus shot show.
I want to hear what you have to say about it, but before we do, we are now in the second hour of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
And of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
And once again, folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
Before we get started on anything else, I'd like for everybody to please retweet the broadcast.
Go to the social networks.
Go to the forums.
Go to the blogs.
And spread around like wildfire and let everybody know that True Capitalist Radio is in effect and in the house.
Now, I hate to even ask the engineer for Christ's sake.
Do we have any shout-outs to be had out here?
Some Twitter shout-outs to be had out here.
And all you've got to do to get a Twitter shout-out is tweet at me with the hashtag Capitalist Army.
All right?
Capitalist Army.
That's all you've got to do.
It's as simple as that.
You tweet at me with the freaking hashtag Capitalist Army, and I will give you a shout-out right here, right now, live on the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
All right?
And it's all one word, Nokie Licker.
Capitalist Army hashtag.
All right.
That's where I'm looking.
So, you know, if you're wanting a shout-out, go ahead and go there.
All right?
Capitalist Army.
Capitalist Army, baby.
Anyway, let's see who we got going.
Do we have any Twitter shout-outs, Engineer?
All right, who else do we have?
We got Torzier in the house.
What's going on to Torzier?
Who else do we got?
We got Proletary Capitalist, which is urine caresser.
Yeah, thanks a lot there, pal.
Captain Equestria, British Brody, Ghoul the Fool, John the Sponge, Coney Politics.
Let's not get started on that asshole.
All right.
We're just getting started on that prick.
All right.
Anyway, Leprechaun Ghost.
Rena Chan sucks.
Well, why are you saying that there, Leprechaun Ghost?
That's mean.
All right.
Mattino199, what's going on?
We got, who is this?
I've already said you.
I already said you, damn Cody Politics.
And in the wizard, Epic Incest.
That sounds great.
Fable 333.
British Brian.
Dark Razors in the house.
What's going on to Dark Razors?
He's capitalizing.
Seven Leaf Bee in the place.
Burn Castle Witch in the house.
What's going on?
Johnny Brennan.
Yeah, real funny, you jerks.
What's going on, a Dutch capitalist in the house?
How you doing, baby?
Huh?
How you doing?
Who we got?
Axeman 3315.
We got J plus WTF.
We got Weeno One Actual.
All right, who else do we got going on?
King Poop Tickler in the house.
Who else do we got going on?
Drugmaid.
All right.
Stay out of my shed in the place.
Toshino Kokuku.
Sorry if I mispronounced your name.
Silent Eyes 7.
King of the meat pipe.
King of the meat pipe, really?
Jesus Christ.
You abuse beer cans.
He says he's a Romney.
I'm not a Romney supporter.
Wait a minute.
I'm not a Romney supporter.
I'm not supporting any of these jerks.
Freaking Romney supporter.
I'm not supporting any of these ass cracks.
They're jerks.
All of them.
Anyway, we got Havercooch.
What's going on, Havercooch?
Evil Bronze in the house.
Jonesy GT, Vesper the Snake.
We got Dr. Laser, excuse me, Geno Blast.
Who else do we got?
We got Jew Bear.
What's going on?
We got B. Hollimans.
What's going on, B. Hollimans?
We got Respectful Steve.
We got Mexico.
Oh, you son of a bitch.
Mexico Best Shake.
Mexico Best Shake, you asshole.
Goddamn, they just had an earthquake, you damn it!
Mexico Best Shake, for Christ's sake.
Good God, man.
Sick, twisted pricks.
See, I got.
I knew you were going to start.
I knew you were going to start this crap.
I should have known better for you freaking jerks.
Give me that mic.
I mean, can you have any kind of consideration that this is my first day back?
And it's a freaking Taco Tuesday.
Jesus Christ.
Oh, my God.
What a joke.
What an utter joke, for Christ's sake.
Anyway, we got George 93 in the house.
We got Sergeant Yoda, Fat Marshall in the place.
Who else do we got going on?
Look at these sick.
Here we go with these more.
They're going getting more sick and sick and sicker.
Look at this.
Anyway, I'm not saying any more of these.
They're starting to get disgustingly ill for Christ's sake.
I mean, you know, look at that.
Mexico burrito shake, huh?
I mean, the burrito shake boogie.
I mean, these aren't funny names, you stupid morons.
Jesus Christ, man.
Good God.
Give me the mic.
Give me the freaking mic.
I'm not saying any more.
Screw that.
Screw all you people that are tweeting.
I'm not saying anymore after that.
I'm not saying anymore after that.
You people are sick.
All right?
You're sick.
Jesus Christ, man.
I mean, do you all have a freaking soul for Christ's sake?
Good God, man.
I can't believe that.
Anyway, let's just move on.
I'm not going to sit here and do any more Twitter shout-outs, all right?
Let's just move on.
Anyway, we're talking about this GOP Circus sideshow, the Illinois primary tonight.
I want to hear what you have to say about it.
646-652-4869.
It's number to call here.
Let's see if we can take some calls, shall we?
All right, and let me tell you, I know we're going to get freaking trolled here by a bunch of jerk dicks that are going to do nothing more than just, you know, agitate the broadcast and, you know, try, I don't know.
I don't know, but I don't care.
All right?
This show is serious business, man.
And we're going to keep it that way.
All right?
We're going to go through painstaking efforts to make sure that we keep it that way.
Let me go ahead and freaking get a freaking call here.
Let's see what people have to say about the GOP circus here.
See if anybody has anything to say about it.
Since we're headed down a totalitarianism road, let's see if anybody's taking any of this crap serious.
Jesus Christ.
Let's do it.
Do we have any calls, Engineer?
All right, we're going to take some calls right now.
All right.
We got area code 301.
What's up?
Me?
Yeah, G, what's up?
How are you doing?
I heard a lot about you, man, on YouTube.
Okay, I'm just.
What's going on?
Well, what's the point?
You heard a lot about me.
What's going on?
I'm sorry.
I'm going to stretch up.
Jesus Christ.
I mean, what is this?
I mean, you sound like a chick.
You know, you sound like these giddy chicks.
You know, whenever I grace their presence, they start giggling all over themselves whenever I'm in their presence.
You know what I mean?
I just can't.
I mean, Jesus Christ, nut up or shut up, man.
All right?
Nut up or shut up.
Jesus Christ, man.
Isn't this a man here?
This is a man I was just talking to, right?
Anyway, 518.
Hey, Ghost.
Yeah, I really don't think any of the GOP candidates are really worth any consideration right now.
I mean, none of them are really bringing anything to the table.
And the way things are, people seem just to kind of be saying things to say things at this point.
I mean, throwing out all sorts of radical opinions, Rick Santorum being like a freaking theocratic law bringing into things.
We got Mitt Romney just bringing nothing new around.
I mean, I just might have to go bottom line.
I'm not old enough to vote, but, you know, I might just have to kind of leave things the way they are.
Oh, man.
I mean, I hate to hear that.
I hate to hear that, but, man, I mean, let me tell you, I would almost agree with that, but man, Obama is implementing totalitarianism like it ain't shit, you know?
I mean, he had the audacity, we're going to talk about this later, to send a message to the Iranian people trying to inspire some kind of freedom fervor, and yet, you know, our freedoms are being taken away from us everywhere we look.
But I don't think so.
I don't know what to say.
I have to abstain once again on another presidential election.
That's what it's looking to look like.
That's what it looks like.
I'll tell you who I am voting for.
I'm voting for Sheriff Mac, baby.
All right, District 21, Texas, because we need to vote out Lamar Smith, and we need to do it before the actual general election.
We need to do it by the primary.
And that primary, I believe, is May 20th, if I'm not mistaken.
I could be mistaken, but I know it's May.
You know, we're having all kinds of redistricting issues and court issues out here in Texas relating to the redistricting, so that's what's really pushing back a lot of these primaries.
But that's somebody that I'm voting for.
And look, we have to deal with these politicians at the grassroots level.
I can't keep reiterating that.
We have to do this, man.
It's the only way you're going to make any type of a change out here.
Local level.
Let's take another call here.
336, what's up?
Jesus Christ.
Here we go.
Here comes the chorus of Helen Keller deaf mutes.
I can just hear it now.
Jesus Christ.
513, what's up?
We're going to set up.
And then tomorrow, because I'm troubling any money, we'll hit tomorrow, okay?
So, eat that chocolate.
Did you already eat all the chocolates up there already?
And then you look at a dessert.
Yeah, man, we're interrupting this.
Hey, look, talk to your mom and hang up the phone.
All right?
When you're talking to your mom, hang up the phone for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, who else do we got here?
347, what's up?
The Mothox.
Oh, man, that's old.
You know what I mean?
That's older than the crustacean on your mother's snatch hole, for Christ's sake.
920, what's up?
I love Rainbow Dash Spurs.
No, no, we're not starting with that, you stupid bronies, all right?
Seriously, I'm not in the mood for you, stupid bronies, today, all right?
All right, I'm not, all right?
I'm serious.
I mean, where's the ban all bronies guy?
That's what I want to hear.
I want to hear ban all bronies, ban all bronies, cast rate bronies.
Anyway, I don't want to hear another brony theme or I don't want to hear any of that.
Some brony splice or brony pizza hut.
I don't want to hear none of that stuff.
917, you're on the horn.
What do you think about the GOP?
Okay, I'm a brony, and I deserve to receive.
Jesus are you son of a bitch.
You got damn it.
Freaking bronies, man.
I'm sick of them, man.
I'm sick and tired of them, man.
Give me the mic.
Give me the freaking mic, man.
Look, this is a Taco Tuesday, all right?
I haven't been around in a while.
All right, the least you could do is show me a little bit of freaking respect.
Filthy scumbags.
We're supposed to be talking about the GOP primary out here, right?
The Illinois primaries tonight.
Scumbags.
And I'm trying to take some calls to see what you stupid idiots have to say about it.
But instead, this is what you're doing.
You're doing a stupid.
Look, I don't care if you're going to be trolling.
Just know brony stuff, right?
Seriously, bronies, that's the last thing I want to hear.
I don't want to hear about bronies again.
You understand?
I don't.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, who else do we got, guys?
718.
Welcome back, ghost.
How's it going?
Native American Caller Issues00:04:35
Good, you?
Not too bad, but you know, I got a whole bunch of bronies up in here trying to take a whiff of my butt crack.
Gotcha, gotcha.
What's going on with you?
Nothing much.
Enjoying that you're back.
I appreciate it, man.
What do you think about the GOP out here?
I don't know.
Well, I'm very proud of you.
815, what's up?
You're on the air.
Wait, me?
Yeah, it's you.
815, what's up?
Oh, I'm sorry, dude.
I was laughing.
That was kind of fucking funny.
No, it's all right.
It's cool.
What's going on, man?
You're actually the second person to refer to the GOP as a circus, and I couldn't agree more, honestly.
Who are you voting for?
Are you just abstaining, or what are you doing?
What do you do in this election?
I'm actually too young, but if I was going to vote, I would vote for Sandusky.
Oh, you sick son of a bitch.
Get him off!
Get this sick son of a bitch off!
Yeah, real funny.
Yeah, here we go, the Sandusky jokes, for Christ's sake.
Yeah, yeah.
You know, when I was sitting here skimming through the goddamn Twitter shout-outs, I saw you Sandusky little Twitter names for Christ's sake.
Yeah, Sandusky for Red Boy and all this other crap.
Yeah, real funny jerks.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, I'm sorry, folks.
This is the kind of crap that you just have to get used to, unfortunately.
This is the internets.
This is the internets.
Anyway, I'm going to take a couple more callers and we're moving on to the next subject matter for Christ's sake.
Who else do we got?
714, what's up?
You're on the horn.
Mi caballito, mi caballito.
Ha ha ha ha.
Mi caballito.
Rainbow dashes, that's funny.
Rainbow dash in the house.
What's up, ghost?
Are you kidding me?
Are you singing me My Little Pony bilingual style or some shit?
You know it.
Spanish!
All about Applejack.
Are you kidding me?
You've got to be joking me, right?
No, I'm serious.
I really do love Applejack.
Applejack rocks.
Well, you know, hold on, stay right there, 714, because it's about perfect timing to play everybody's favorite game.
It's guest the minority!
Glad you're right, folks.
We've definitely heard Yes and Blang in that young man's voice.
I think there's a couple of young men there.
They don't want you to tweet at me.
It's everybody's favorite game.
It's Guest the Minority.
Folks, go ahead and tweet your guesses at me.
Ghost politics.
And let's see if you've got what it takes to win the game of True Capitals Radio.
Guess the Minority.
It's everybody's favorite game, Debbie.
Everybody.
Everybody's a winner from Guest the Minority.
Anyway, let's get back to the call, shall we?
Anyway, shut it off, engineer.
Shut up.
Anyway, 714, you there?
Hey, what's up, man?
What's up?
How are you doing?
Are you Puerto Rican?
I am not Puerto Rican.
No, not a bit.
All right.
Are you a Mexican?
I'm a Mutt, though.
I'm a mixed man.
Well, tell us what you are, man.
If I'm wrong, what are you?
All right, well, I'm Native American.
I'm Hispanic.
I'm Filipino.
I'm Caucasian.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait a minute.
What is it?
Did your mom take part in a sperm shake or some shit?
What the hell is that about?
Oh, no, man.
That's screwed up.
No, my dad, my dad's Filipino, and then he's my grandfather's from Oklahoma.
My mom is Native American and Hispanic.
So, okay, because your mom is Native American and Hispanic, so is that why you known the Spanglish?
Somewhat.
I went to school in Santana, so that's why.
Oh, so, like, you know, Spanish is like the first form of, like, communication where you're from?
Yeah, everybody in my school is pretty much retarded when it comes to English.
Like, 99%.
No, I'm serious.
Sucked.
Actually, I was I remember a junior high, I was the smartest kid in the school.
It's pretty sad.
Well, you know, you sound fairly articulate.
That's why I'm a little taken back.
I've got to give you some props.
You sound pretty articulate.
I hope that you keep that up and don't fall in line with some of the outside influences that will take you down the dark path, if you understand what I'm saying.
Yeah, no, I'm actually pretty conservative.
I'm really conservative.
Yeah, well, I don't know how you could be conservative sitting over here singing My Little Pony in Mexican.
You know what I mean?
I mean, I know it's Taco Tuesday and all for Christ's sake, but a bean and cheese version of freaking My Little Pony.
I mean, come on.
You know, you're going to be on YouTube, right?
Invisible Children Propaganda00:15:11
I hope so.
Yeah, well, get him off.
Get him off.
Get this mud off for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, that's enough.
Did you hear him?
I am 10% Native American and 25% to 0.78% Mexican, and I've got a little bit like 3.47 Irish in there.
Come on.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, I'm sorry, folks.
I'm sorry.
Let's just go ahead and move on to another subject matter for that matter.
Let's go ahead and do another subject matter.
And let's talk about old Jason Russell.
That's right, Coney 2012.
You know, I'm so glad that I didn't do a broadcast last week.
Because since I've been gone, this Coney 2012 nonsense had been tweeted at me all the time, 24 hours a day.
Everybody out there, all over the internet, fell hook, line, and sinker with the Kony 2012 propaganda piece.
And you all kept tweeting at me, hey, ghost, why don't you talk about Kony?
What are you talking about, Coney?
I'm just a- Well, I'm glad I was partying, living it up in South by Southwest events on a consistent freaking basis instead of sitting over here even commenting about it, because I know that I would have been one of the first ones that was critical.
And as a matter of fact, if you happen to have participated with me in a few voice chats, you know as well as I that I was critical from day one about this whole Kony 2012 nonsense.
I thought it was a fraud.
I thought it was a fake.
I thought it was an attempt to try to galvanize the pacifist, galvanize the liberals into actually believing that war is necessary.
Yeah.
Trying to make chicken hawks out of the pacifist.
That's what Kony 2012 was, in my personal opinion.
Turning all the fruity ass pinky leftists into actual chicken hawks that want to go to war.
Yeah.
And how convenient they want to go to war in Africa, which has all kinds of untapped natural resources, oil, ores, fresh water.
I mean, I can go on and on, but, you know, how quaint that it was so easy to galvanize.
I mean, what does the goddamn video have now, Engineer?
How many views does it have?
Like, over 100 million views on this damn Coney 2012 documentary.
How much did they raise on their nonprofit organization, Invisible Children?
How much did they raise?
$6 million, over $6 million raised within a week.
Within a week.
Well, All you people that were criticizing me throughout the whole week while I was sitting there doing a little dance, making a little love, getting down to night every night here on South by Southwest, and I wasn't tweeting about Coney, I hope that now that all this Peewee Herman episode relating to Jason Russell,
I hope that this kind of slaps you stupid dumb idiots back into reality, and I hope it makes you realize that you can't believe everything you hear, you dumb morons.
Jesus Christ, man.
I mean, are people this stupid?
I mean, all they got to do is just be presented some 30-minute piece of propaganda, and all of a sudden, oh, oh, we must follow.
We must do.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Anyway, for you folks that are unaware, you know, living under a rock or trying to put your freaking, you know, blinders on and trying to continue to live this lie behind this Kony 2012 nonsense, invisible children, so-called nonprofit organization.
Well, Jason Russell, the creator of this goddamn documentary, this guy was arrested for going out in the streets of San Diego buck naked, masturbating, banging on cars, talking all kinds of gibberish.
If you haven't been following me on Twitter, I've been keeping people up to date with this.
All right?
I've been keeping people up to date with this, for Christ's sake.
I mean, you see the footage.
It's on my Twitter account, Ghost Politics, all one word, no underscores, for Christ's sake.
It's sick.
I mean, all that $6 million in that invisible children nonprofit donations, guess where it went?
It went right to this idiot's obvious alleged drug habit.
Huh?
I mean, come on.
You know, when you saw that clip, I mean, if he's not of sound mind, then he needs to be thrown into a mental institution for at least six months.
I mean, if there was no chemical inducement to that mass hysteria and that, you know, psychotic episode that he needs to be thrown into a mental institution for six months, and I think that everybody needs to learn from this.
Do you understand?
I think that everybody needs to learn that you can't believe what you hear.
All right?
Even if it's presented in an emotional, exploitive way.
All right?
Don't fall for propaganda, assholes.
Do you understand that that's the basis of liberalism?
The basis of liberalism is to extort you of your emotion and then utilize that extortion to get you to do what they want you to do.
Do you understand?
That's the basis of liberal propaganda, leftist propaganda, emotional exploitation.
And not to mention that this stupid liberal over here, he looked like he wanted to make a little bit of a buck, in my opinion.
I mean, I'm just, I mean, I'm just saying, $6 million in a week.
I mean, what the hell do you really need to do with that $6 million except give yourself a fat little salary, probably fly around the world supposedly with speaking engagements on your nonprofit's dime?
I mean, come on, I know the scam.
I know how it works.
Can't fool me, you idiot.
I know business.
You understand?
I'm the badass of business.
And don't you ever forget it.
Anyway, for all you people that are sitting here, uh, you know, justifying old Jason Russell's Pee-Weez play with himself episode, I'd like for you to give me a call right now.
646-652-4869.
We're talking about Coney 2012 invisible children creator Jason Russell pulling a Pee-Weez play with himself out in the middle of the street in San Diego, getting arrested.
And you know what his wife had the audacity to say on top of this?
His wife had the audacity to say that oh, it was the stress of all the criticism that people were giving him towards his Coney 2012 film.
All the criticism drove him to this.
It's your fault.
It's your all you critics.
It's your fault.
Shut up for Christ's sake.
Anyway, I want to hear what you have to say about it.
I know that there was a lot of people that were following me that tweeted me this crap.
I want to hear what you have to say about it.
646-652-4869.
Let's take some calls here.
We got Jub Jub Joe in the place.
Hey, Jub Jub, are you there?
Yeah, Ghost.
Hello, what's going on, man?
How you doing, man?
It's good to hear you.
It's good to hear from you.
Glad I finally got on the show.
I mean, this Kony stuff is a complete joke.
And I mean, you were talking about this emotional kind of way of influencing people and trying to get them on your side.
It's just it's one of those media symptoms, really, of this world that they do this across the conservative right and the liberal left.
I mean, even just looking at the GOP, what you were talking about before, the way that those politicians try and bring about emotional issues to invoke the the power of populism and people.
And it's just a joke.
They focus on issues that have no significance in people's lives.
This is the GOP, of course, and too much acknowledgement afforded to those polarizing, vitriolic social issues that no one wants to hear about.
And it's not things the government should be dealing with.
Absolutely not.
Don't you think there's something wrong with leftists trying to induce the pacifist and the leftist of the far left trying to induce them into warlike type of chicken hawk fervor?
Completely, ghost.
It's the same, this innate contradiction.
They try and suck the emotion out of people and then use it and throw it back in their faces as a method of trying to, you know, trying to get them on side.
And it's it's very ironic, of course, that they're doing this with the kind of people who maybe 40 years ago would be protesting and out on the street, raising up, man.
and now they're using them to, I mean, to fucking, well, as you say, get them on the side for perhaps, you know, war in goddamn Africa.
It sounds like you're getting mad there, man.
Oh, God, Matt.
What is that?
Bottles.wave over there.
And for you folks that don't know, you know, it's an inside joke.
You know, Jub Jub, he gets a little heated as it relates to some of the exchanges we have on voice chat.
And this guy will go and break down into bottles.wave.
I mean, that's what you just heard right there.
That's what you just heard.
Hey, bottled beer is better than canned, you know.
You know, I hope you're learning that with your Spartans and your, I don't know, Donnie, you're drinking a good servea tonight, I hear.
But anyway, I hope you have a good show, Ghost, and a shout out to the Capitalist Army.
Have a great show, man.
Hey, I appreciate it.
Once again, Jub Jub Joe, a member of the capitalist army, the European wing.
What's going on to him?
And of course, what's going on to the rest of the capitalist army that's out there?
And I couldn't agree with Jub Jub Joe e anymore, for Christ's sake.
Emotional exploitation can no longer be valid.
And the only way it becomes valid is if you make emotional exploitation valid within you.
If you make something emotional exploitative, actually motivate you to do something you would not normally do.
If they accomplish that, then the leftists have won for Christ's sake.
Because you don't hear right-wing propaganda.
I mean, do I ever sit over here and try to sugarcoat anything?
No.
I mean, I tell you what my objective is: economic freedom.
All right?
Anti-totalitarianism for the capitalist, baby.
For the capitalists.
I'm not trying to save the masses.
The masses are gone, baby.
The masses are gone.
These people are bowing down.
They're collecting government entitlements.
They're begging big brother government for loaves of bread, housing voucher programs, EBT, the whole nine yards.
They're gone.
They ain't never going to be taxpayers.
They ain't never going to be capitalists.
You think these people are going to go on to work after receiving all these fruits of nothing?
Of our labor, of the capitalist labor.
That's why, whenever I speak of all the freedoms that I speak, I speak for the capitalists.
All right?
That's who I speak for.
Anyway, 646-652-4869.
Once again, we're talking about Coney 2012.
Not to get off Easter here, but we're talking about Jason Russell arrested.
He was queening out out there on San Diego.
Did y'all see that footage of this guy?
He was freaking queening out for Christ's sake.
He was striking a pose.
Did you see Jason Russell out there?
Strike a pose.
Strike a pose.
Vogue.
Vogue.
I mean, seriously, if you have not seen the freaking footage of this guy, I'm sorry.
It's funny.
You have to see it.
All right?
I mean, classic, classic, you know, just random life right there.
I mean, literally.
I mean, how can you literally flush your life down the toilet with one bad salvia trip or whatever the hell this idiot was on?
I mean, come on.
Come on.
Anyway, I'm out of brew while I'm at it.
Let me go ahead and get another drink.
Get not, give me another fear.
Give me more fear.
All right, we got another beer here.
And let me go ahead and open it now so that we can get started.
Let me tell you something.
It's a Taco Tuesday, baby.
It's a Taco Tuesday, and I'm appreciating it.
I don't know about you folks, but I'm appreciating this Taco Tuesday.
All right?
I'm hype.
I'm giddy, for Christ's sake.
Anyway, we'll go ahead and.
Oh, yeah.
All yeah, baby.
Oh, yeah.
Look at that.
Look at a little bit of that, baby.
And for you folks that are wondering what kind of brew that I'm drinking, of course, I'm drinking a little bit of Negra Modello.
All right?
Negra Modello.
Anyway, let me go ahead and take some calls here, see what people have to say about Coney 2012 and old Jason Russell's Pee Wee Play With Himself.
Pee Wee Play With Himself episode on freaking San Diego.
I don't know where the hell he was.
I'm not familiar with the area.
Anyway, 646-652-4869 is the number to call.
Let's get Harry Code 402.
What's up?
You're on the horn.
Hi, Ghost.
What's up?
How are you doing, man?
Pretty good.
Thank you, Kendaka.
I just want to say I'm blowing my brains out.
It's not real life.
So, yay.
Well, you're blowing your brains out in real life.
Why are you saying that?
Hey, hey, wait, hold on.
What are you talking about?
You're blowing your brains out in real life.
Hey, Andre, call him back.
Call him back.
We don't need anybody anheroing on here for Christ's sake.
All right?
Seriously.
We don't need anybody anheroing.
We would like an explanation before the anhero.
I mean, believe me, I'm not against anybody anheroing, but I'd like to know what the purpose is, what the explanation is, so on and so forth.
So get him on the horn, engineer.
Get him on the horn.
Is he hanging up or what?
Listener Suicide Threats00:04:00
Oh, my God.
What's going on, engineer?
Oh, my God.
I don't know if that was a troll or not, but, you know, look, feller, I mean, you know, I know that you're putting your phone off the hook, but please put it back on the hook.
I'd like to talk to you, all right?
Seriously.
All right?
I'm not going to troll you.
All right.
I mean, this is serious business.
Come on, answer that.
He put the phone off the hook, engineer.
Oh, my God.
I didn't like that one, but that's not something to troll about, you idiots.
All right?
Let's go ahead and see if we can get him on the horn here.
No, he's not.
He's put the phone off the hook, folks.
He has put the phone off the hook there.
Oh, my God.
I'm sorry.
You know what, folks?
The show's taking a complete twist.
I mean, I guess, I mean, I'm hoping.
I'm hoping that he's just messing around and just trying to troll like most of these trolls out here.
But, man, if you're thinking about anheroing, please give me one more call before you anhero, all right?
I mean, you don't want to just go out and go out with nothing.
You want to let everybody know why you did it, all right?
You want to let everybody know why you did it, and you want to be proud of what you did, all right?
And you want to, you know, so that's why I want you to answer the phone.
I want you to answer right now.
Put your phone back on the hook.
Yeah, he's put his phone off the hook, folks.
Anyway, you know, you sound pretty young for wanting to kill yourself.
You know what I mean?
You sound pretty young for wanting to kill yourself, but if for some reason that you feel like you have to, you know, at least leave a note.
All right?
At least leave a detailed note, if not a vlog or something, because, you know, I hate you idiots that kill yourselves, and you leave nothing.
You know what I mean?
You leave absolutely nothing.
Like, you know, you sit over there, you kill yourself, and there's like a note next to you, and then when you read it, it says shit like strange things are afoot at the Circle K. You know what I mean?
I mean, that's a fucked up suicide.
It's like a troll suicide right there.
That's what that is.
Don't do a troll suicide.
If there's any time in your life that you need to be serious, it's during the time when you're about to commit suicide, right?
So come on, you know, kid, I'm strongly advising you not to do whatever you're going to do.
All right?
All right?
Please don't.
But if you've got to, at least give us some documentation and some legitimate reasoning why.
That's all I'm saying.
I'm strongly discouraging not, all right?
But if you have to, at least leave a note, all right, and give detailed reasoning why.
You know what I mean?
I mean, even Kurt Cobain is ridiculous of a reason why he killed himself.
At least he gave everybody a note.
Oh, man.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, let me just, can you just try to call him one more time, Engineer?
Because I sincerely, I would like to talk to him.
All right?
Can we kind of call them one more time?
For Christ's sake.
Anyway, look, kid, don't do it.
But if you're going to do it, leave a note, all right?
Or a video or audio file or something.
You know what I mean?
Anyway, 2133.
Jesus Christ.
Shoving up your ass with the echo.
American Psycheme Discussion00:04:10
How about Carraz?
What's up?
Hey, Carraz, 2009.
You're on the horn.
Jesus Christ.
What are you holding in a hit or something for Christ's sake?
412, you're on the horn.
Hey, ghost, what's going on, man?
Just glad to see that you're back on the radio.
And, you know, I did have a question for you.
You know, I've been trying to rack my brain trying to figure out exactly when the shift in American, like, the American psyche took place.
Because, you know, we were talking about this in the chat room the other day that, you know, back in the day, whenever somebody had to use food stamps, there was like shame involved with it.
And people were fucking shameful that they had to use that shit.
And then whenever they actually moved it over to the card, it's a lot less shameful.
When do you think the American psyche changed to the point where it's okay to get entitlements and all this shit?
You know, I hate to put it down as a simple event as this, but I honestly believe this because pop culture has a lot to do with the mental perception of sociality in America.
I think it had a lot to do with the emphasis of being ghetto-rich in the 90s.
I mean, I remember seeing vividly a rapper from the Wu-Tang clan named Old Dirty Bastard.
That's what his name, Old Dirty Bastard.
That was his real name, his freaking rap name.
He actually took a limo, and this was broadcasted on MTV Raps.
He took a limo to the freaking New York welfare office and actually got down and was videotaped getting food stamps in his limo.
So I think that you could probably pinpoint the transition of the American psyche to probably that particular episode in pop culture, in my view.
I got you.
Well, cool.
Well, thanks for the insight, man.
I do appreciate it.
Hey, how's your new position going along, man?
I know you got an increase on your positional hierarchy.
Am I correct?
Oh, yeah, absolutely.
Yeah, it's fantastic.
I've been getting some fucking really awesome stakes, saving up some money, trying fucking, you know, I don't know.
My main goal, I really want to move out of the U.S. before this shit really hits the fan.
Thinking about Canada or maybe some of the Southeastern Asian countries.
Not really sure yet.
What would you suggest, or where are you thinking?
Believe it or not, I'm thinking South America, even though the stability is rather questionable because you do have leftist fervor out there.
But at the same time, you do have a lot of people that want to become capitalist.
And to be honest with you, there's a lot of untapped natural resources within a lot of these lands out there in South America.
I mean, literally, there's lands in South America or countries in South America where 90% of the land is untapped.
There's a whole bunch of factors that can be taken into consideration as it relates to production in South America.
So that's where I would go because it would be cheaper.
First of all, the American dollar goes a lot further.
And moreover, a lot of these South American countries will allow you to become a citizen as long as you deposit so many some odd dollars into their economy, believe it or not.
Oh, no shit.
No shit.
Well, yeah, I'll definitely keep that under think about it, you know?
But yeah, definitely appreciate all the info, man.
All right, man.
Well, hey, thank you for calling.
Nit Smojin, man, a member of the capitalist army, and somebody who has capitalized off of listening to the broadcast.
All right, let's get, I mean, we're running out of time here, man.
We're having so much fun on this freaking Taco Taco Tuesday.
Anyway, let's take some more calls here, and then we're going to move on to the next subject matter and just kind of skim through everything.
I've been gone for a long time, so this is why it's going like this, all right?
Anyway, 563, what's up?
Freaking hell and tell her deaf muted get out.
47A, you're on the horn.
Obama Acorn Scheme Rumors00:03:38
What's up?
Ghost, baby.
Oh, my God.
I can't believe you met it.
I thought you were gone.
I thought you done left the internet, ghost.
Jesus Christ.
I figured that I would probably hope that, you know, that would drive you away.
Obviously, it hasn't.
Obviously.
Yeah.
How are you doing, ghost?
It's good to hear your voice, baby.
I wish I could say the same for you and that kid that's back there, for Christ's sake.
I wish, you know, he's got a.
I'm telling you, and I'm suffering from it too, baby.
I got a little heat rack stick in my nutsack because it's been so hot down here in Georgia lately.
It's absolutely ridiculous to get enough of you in the nannies.
Hey, nothing but March, Ghost.
We didn't even know that.
Crap, man.
I need some gold ball medicated powder.
Oh, my God.
That's for sure.
But anyway, I. Christ.
What, what, what?
Anyway, I want to talk about, you know, you know, now that I moved out here in Georgia and Pookie's in California, me and Pookie, we're taking the ghetto capitalist revolution like nationwide now.
We got this scheme, baby.
We got this scheme.
We're going to guarantee Barack Obama makes it back into office next year.
What?
You and Pookie with two low wifes that are collecting government entitlements with some grand scheme to put Obama in the office?
I'd like to hear this.
What are you?
Just Sam Giancana, all of a sudden, you're Sam Giancana of the freaking ghetto capitalist underworld or what?
Listen, listen, let me tell you what we're doing, Ghost.
I got my homegirl down here, Yolanda, and Pookie's got his cousin, Keisha, you know, working the West Coast.
Yolanda's working the East Coast.
Basically, what we're doing is we're going over to the obituaries, and we're looking at all these people that are deceased, right?
And see, Yolanda and Keisha, they got jobs checking voter registration at the polls.
So what we're doing, we're aggregating.
We're aggregating all these dead people.
And, you know, we're going to have all our friends come up in there.
They're going to vote twice, but under different people's names, ghosts.
And we got like inside connections because they're sitting there at the voter registration poll.
And we're going to double up on our votes, Ghost.
Barack Obama's going to be back in it, baby.
And I've already put the call out on Twitter.
I got people working in many different states on this scheme, Ghost.
Oh, man, you've got to be kidding me, man.
You're pulling off some kind of acorn crap.
You're going to pull off some kind of acorn crap.
Is that what you're going to do here?
I mean, that's what Acorn did back in 2008.
Are you going to be the new nonprofit organization that's going to back up the Obama administration?
You're the new Acorn, the Ghetto Capitalist Corn.
Is that what this is?
The ghetto capitalist corn?
You know what, Ghost?
I was just trying to get Barack Obama back into office, but now that you mention it, we could become a non-profit organization and definitely be a force to be reckoned with.
That's a great idea.
Shut him up and shut his stupid kid up.
I'm sick of turkey.
Ghost!
God damn it, there was one stupid sorry sack of crap that I was not missing.
I was not missing that sorry sack of crap.
Jesus Christ!
Jesus, give me the my god.
God damn it.
God damn it, I freaking hate that guy.
Trayvon Martin Story Analysis00:14:45
Anyway, let me move on to another subject matters for Christ's sake.
We're running out of time here.
Obviously, all you people that donated to Coney 2012, you got trolled, baby, by a fruit queen bowl.
I don't know what you want to call him.
Somebody obviously in the closet.
And, you know, whatever drug he was taking forced him to queen out right in the middle of the goddamn San Diego streets out there.
But anyway, I want to talk a little bit about how the U.S. Justice Department is going to probe this death of this 17-year-old named Trayvon Martin.
And for you folks that are unfamiliar with the case, it's all over the media.
17 years old Trayvon Martin, black young male, happened to have been watching.
If I get the story correctly, remember, a lot of the story that's coming out is just in pieces.
We don't necessarily know the story that's coming out out here.
I know that they released the 911 tape, but we're going to explain that in just a second.
I'm going to reacquaint those that are unfamiliar with the case.
This is a case out of Florida in which a black, young, 17-year-old male, Trayvon Martin, was actually going to the store, I think it was between a halftime of a sporting event, to go get his brother some Skittles.
And I believe he was going to go get some other things from a corner store that was within walking distance of his father's dwelling, if I'm not mistaken.
And in the process of him coming back from the store, somebody by the name of Zimmerman, this guy who is a neighborhood watchman, and he is a self-appointed neighborhood watchman, which I very much encourage, mind you.
Anyway, he saw this suspicious-looking gentleman, or what he deemed a suspicious-looking gentleman, i.e. Trayvon Martin, walking through his neighborhood and called the police on Trayvon.
And of course, the 911 dispatcher just kind of said, oh, yeah, well, just don't approach him and just go ahead.
We're going to go ahead and just wait for the police.
Well, against better judgment, Zimmerman went and approached Trayvon Martin.
Now, the big million-dollar question, what exactly happened between the confrontation between Zimmerman and Trayvon Martin?
Now, there was a 911 tape released in which you can hear somebody within proximity to the actual crime scene.
You know, somebody within their house that was within, like, I guess it was right outside their backyard or something to that effect.
And why it was outside their backyard.
That's a whole other deal.
I have no idea.
But anyway, in the 911 tape, you can hear screams.
You can hear screams in the background as the 911 operator is being a condescending bitch, mind you.
I didn't really appreciate that 911 tape in which the 911 operator sounded like an idiot bitch.
Meanwhile, you have this other lady who's reporting a crime and process and progress.
You can hear people yelling.
And, you know, this stupid 911 bitch operator has a wow, what's going on?
I mean, what's going on?
Hey, if she knew what was going on, she would have given you more detail initially there, you stupid bimbo.
Anyway, but that's besides the point.
Anyway, all the yelling that's heard in the background of that particular 911 tape is actually coming from Zimmerman.
It is not coming from Trayvon Martin.
A lot of it is coming from Zimmerman.
Now, according to the latest reports, Trayvon Martin was actually on the phone with his girlfriend, and according to reports, the girlfriend allegedly heard the whole confrontation over the telephone.
Now, now that I've given you a little bit of the premise of what the case was, I'd like to give you my particular perspective on this.
Now, in my view, I am not going to make a complete and total judgment call on what is right or what is wrong as it pertains to this particular case.
I mean, there are a lot of just sketchy facts that are coming out, a lot of partial facts that are coming out.
The whole goddamn story has not come out about this particular story here.
I know that everybody's throwing Zimmerman under the bus as if this man is a bad man, but you have to understand and look at the criminal history of that particular area in which he lived.
That was his neighborhood.
I mean, a week prior to Trayvon Martin being confronted and shot down by this man, there were three break-ins, three different break-ins within a week.
And all times, all the witnesses pointed out that these were young black males that were participating in these acts of vandalism and acts of burglary, these things that plague neighborhoods across the country.
And in my personal opinion, Zimmerman and other people within that neighborhood got sick and tired of being burglarized.
They got sick and tired of being victimized, for Christ's sake, because you know as well as I know that the goddamn cops don't give two rats asses, all right?
All right, they don't give two rats asses about serving and protecting.
They just care about tax collecting.
And if there's no tickets that are going to be written out, or if no one's going to be arrested so that they can make their perp sheet look better, they don't give a crap.
They don't give a crap.
All right?
And to be perfectly honest with you, I mean, this is a fact here.
Zimmerman had called the police 47 times since January of 2011.
47 times.
So when they told Zimmerman, oh, don't confront that person, don't worry about it, we'll be there.
Zimmerman didn't believe him.
All right?
Zimmerman didn't believe the cops were going to be there and do anything because they haven't been there every other time they've been victimized.
Now, the big question is, what happened between the confrontation between Zimmerman and Trayvon Martin?
Now, we don't know Trayvon Martin.
As a matter of fact, there's not that much facts about Trayvon Martin other than the fact that he was an athlete.
He was a high schooler.
One interesting fact was that he was on a three-day suspension or a suspension.
I don't know if it was three days, but he was on a suspension during this particular day in which he demised.
And I don't know the specifics behind that suspension, but once again, I mean, it opens up a new aspect to the case instead of just rushing to judgment like the U.S. Justice Department, Eric Holder, Mr. America is a group of cowards individual over here is going to throw a case or throw an investigation as it relates to this particular case.
I mean, look, I don't think there's any racial component going on with this particular case.
I just think that this was concerned citizens that have been victimized by people, all right?
And every time those people have been Have been described by victims.
They have been described by victims as black males, young black males, with fitting the description of Trayvon Martin.
Now, my particular question is this, all right?
What was Trayvon Martin's reaction when Zimmerman approached him?
You know, because look, if somebody approaches me, I'm going to try to take a step back first.
All right, I'm not going to be just sitting there nutting up and trying to sit over there and trying to throw fisticuffs with a man.
You want to take your bearings there.
You want to just take a step back and say, hey, wait a minute, what's going on?
I'm just walking through.
I just came from the store.
I'm doing this.
I mean, you can follow me over here if you don't believe me.
Whatever.
I mean, whatever.
You've got to reassess what's going on.
All right.
But, you know, my speculation is, because I don't believe Zimmerman, somebody who had never been arrested, somebody who's got a clean record, has never done anything.
If anything, he was trying to protect his damn neighborhood.
All right.
There was no motive in shooting this young 17-year-old young man.
There was no motive.
The only motive would be is if Trevor Martin decided that he wanted to, you know, play an aggressive approach to this confrontational situation.
Play an aggressive approach.
And look, these are facts.
All right.
I know people don't want to sit here and look at it.
They just want to throw the emotional twist on it.
Zimmerman had called the freaking police 47 times since January 2011.
47 times.
All right.
And why?
Because his particular neighborhood seemed to be a hotspot of criminality, a hotspot of burglarism.
And the cops did nothing.
They did nothing to stop it, nothing to prevent it, nothing to deter it, nothing.
All right?
So it wasn't just Zimmerman.
All right?
It wasn't just Zimmerman.
It was other people within the neighborhood that had participated in this neighborhood watch program.
It was just Zimmerman's time to, you know, stand watch.
And when he saw this and called the cops, the cops didn't believe him.
You know, and he knew that the cops weren't going to believe him, so he confronted him himself.
Now, what happened in that confrontation, we don't know.
I mean, but to be honest with you, I do not believe.
I know that everybody's going on the side of Trevor, what's his name, the young man, and I don't think he deserved to die.
I think this is an unfortunate set of circumstances that were put in place.
But I know everybody wants to sit here and demonize Zimmerman as if he's some bad, racist, grand dragon that was just looking to shoot people.
That is not the case.
This is an epidemic that's happening all over America.
People are getting victimized within their own communities, and it's their community's right.
It is the community's right to stand up and protect themselves if the damn cops aren't going to do their job.
All right?
Now, what happened between Zimmerman and Trayvon Martin, we don't know.
But I refuse to believe until there's evidence that has shown preponderance, a preponderance of the evidence that shows that for some reason, this guy just decided to pull out his gun and shoot this kid for no freaking reason.
I mean, I am willing to, you know, put money on the table that there was an actual confrontation between Trayvon Martin and this man.
I wouldn't doubt if Trayvon Martin started, you know, he started getting a little chesty, you know, getting a little froggy with Zimmerman.
You know what I mean?
I mean, let's be honest.
Do you think that Trayvon Martin, guy who was suspended, serving a suspension from his school that day, somebody who, you know, his nickname is Slim?
You think that somebody like this, you know, who wins a lot of respect amongst his peers, obviously, you think somebody's going to allow some man approaching him saying, hey, who are you?
I mean, I could imagine that Trayvon Martin probably reacted in a negative fashion, which spawned another negative reaction from Zimmerman, and then it just ensued, man.
You know what I mean?
So anyway, I'm just saying, you know, I mean, I just do not believe that Zimmerman went out and decided that he wanted to kill somebody because that's just the way it was.
I just refuse to believe that.
I've read all the facts, and I'm sure there's more facts that are going to come out about this case, but I refuse to believe that Zimmerman decided just to go out and shoot somebody that night.
He was a concerned citizen looking out for his neighborhood.
And let me tell you something right now.
I mean, I would do the same goddamn thing, looking out for my neighborhood, if I and my neighbors were victimized the amount of times that these people were victimized within their neighborhoods.
All right?
Now, once again, I am not justifying anybody's killing.
This was a horrific story, a horrific event, but to sit here and demonize somebody because he was trying to protect his neighborhood is ridiculous.
It's ridiculous.
And you people that are sitting here saying that I'm defendering a murderer, well, you know what?
You people need to realize that the whole story hasn't come out yet.
All right?
I don't know what happened.
Who knows what happened?
But let me tell you something.
If I was living in a neighborhood that was being victimized on a consistent basis and it fell on deaf ears as it related to the police, well, then I'm going to do something about it.
All right?
I'm not going to sit there and just wait for the police, you know, whenever they decide to get done with their dunkin' donuts and their coffee.
You know what I'm saying?
So anyway, I don't know the facts of the whole freaking case.
I'm just suggesting that if the freaking police were doing their jobs, all right?
I mean, I don't know about you.
I mean, every time that I'm driving in Austin, Texas, you know, I mean, that's why I don't drive very much.
But every time I'm driving in Austin, Texas, these freaking cops are on every freaking corner.
They're like in every freaking gas station.
They're at every freaking major intersection.
They're just sitting around.
You know, you've seen them.
You've seen these cops.
You know, some of them are sitting two or three at a time.
You know, one's one direction, another one's another direction.
All right?
If you know that this neighborhood is getting hit up by burglars, vans, whatever the case might be, wouldn't you think that you should put a point of emphasis of, I don't know, patrolling of this particular damn area for Christ's sake?
Police Officers Sitting Ducks00:11:18
I mean, I'm just saying.
I'm just saying, man.
I mean, you know, this is a side effect of the lackadaisical approach to crime fighting by our police officers.
You know, our police officers are more worried about spraying protesters in their faces, you know what I mean?
Billy clubbing people in free speech zones and writing people tickets for freaking no-seat belts and broken taillights than they are worried about serving and protecting the public.
That is my point as it relates to this Zimmerman and Trevor Martin situation.
I mean, who the hell knows what the situation is, man?
I don't know.
But I can tell you this, that this has gone far enough, man.
I mean, you know, cops not going out and protecting citizens has gone far enough.
So that's all there is to it.
All right?
I mean, you know, if cops had been there and doing what they're supposed to, I don't think this would have been this would have been a this would have been an issue.
So all I'm saying is, man, I mean, I'm luckily, I am fortunate to live in a community where, you know, we don't have this problem.
You know, we don't have people breaking into our homes because, I mean, I live in a very expensive, high-rise condominium here in Austin, Texas.
You know, we don't have that problem.
All right, but I started having that problem when I lived in my old place out there at Leander.
I started having this problem.
I mean, we had people move in.
We started having burglaries.
We started having all this stuff, man.
And, you know, I tried.
I genuinely tried to get a little neighborhood watch program going on, but nobody was serious about it.
You know, everybody just thought that everything was going to go away.
So you know what I did?
I moved.
I sold my place and I moved.
And that's why I live in a freaking condominium because, man, I mean, there's at least three or four layers of security.
All right?
Three or four layers of security before you can actually get up into the place.
All right?
And that's why I'm saying, man, I mean, what if you're not fortunate to live in such a place that has high-end security?
All right?
What if you're out in the open and criminals and people know this?
They know that you're not under surveillance or any kind of camera surveillance in your parking lots.
They know these things.
What are you to do?
What are you to do to go?
I mean, what are you to do?
Anyway, we're now in the third and final hour of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
And of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
And once again, folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
We're talking about this Trevor Martin situation.
Once again, it's an unfortunate situation.
And if there was a racial component involved in this, I don't believe that it had anything to do with any premeditation.
I mean, if the cops had been there, I don't think that this damn whole, I don't think this would have ever have taken place had the cops been there.
You know, I mean, I don't get it.
I see cops all the fucking time.
And when I'm driving around, I see cops all the freaking time.
Every corner, at every freaking donut shop, at every freaking corner store.
I see them pulled next to each other talking to each other for Christ's sake.
I mean, aren't these people supposed to serve and protect?
And on top of which, they're growing.
They're adding more freaking police officers to the force.
They're growing their freaking artillery.
They're growing their goddamn weaponry.
I mean, they're even buying tanks for these goddamn police, these police forces out here across the country.
I mean, why are they doing all this if they're not going to protect us, man?
I mean, why are they doing this if they're not going to protect us?
All I'm saying is that this Zimmerman, Trevor Martin situation is a consequence of the laxadaisical approach to criminality of these fucking cops.
And to sit over here and suggest that, oh, well, Zimmerman wanted to kill somebody that day, I just don't believe it, man.
Now, is Zimmerman possibly a little bit racially biased based upon all the criminality that he has had in his freaking in his freaking neighborhood?
Yeah, I'm sure.
But I don't believe that this man had a premeditation.
And I'm talking about premeditation.
Like, he was out there looking to kill somebody.
I just don't believe it.
All right?
I just don't believe it one bit.
Now, you know, I mean, it's a screwed up situation, man.
I mean, I don't even know all the facts of the case.
It's very sketchy.
A lot of things are just kind of, you know, coming in slowly but surely.
But, man, I mean, the evidence that I have heard, I mean, it seems to me, and I've heard the 911 tape from Zimmerman.
I've heard the 911 tape from the lady that called, that heard the scuffle outside.
I've read a little bit about the case, for Christ's sake.
And, you know, to be honest with you, a lot of the facts are still sketchy in my view.
I haven't heard the girlfriend's testimony, or not her testimony, but the girlfriend's version of what happened because she was on the phone with this kid.
I don't know about all these things, but I can tell you this.
Just what happened before the whole incident shows you that had the cops because they're getting all our tax dollars for fuck's sake.
You know what I mean?
They want us to sit over here and salute them for serving and protecting us.
Why weren't they out there serving and protecting that time?
Can you explain that to me?
That's all I'm saying, man.
That's all I'm saying.
I mean, I'm not sitting here justifying murder.
I don't think murder is justified unless you're Bashar al-Assad or, you know, somebody who deserves that type of punishment.
But, you know, why was this event, you know, why did it even transpire?
Instead of harping on the event, you need to look at the chain of events that led up to this.
And the chain of events that led up to this was criminality and the laxadazical approach of stopping it by law enforcement.
So if anybody that has blood on their hands, it's freaking law enforcement.
All right?
Anyway, 646-652-4869 is the number to call.
I want to hear from you.
Know we're probably going to have some peace.
As a matter of fact, we might not even have enough room for anything else because I know there's a lot of hefty emotions as it relates to this case.
But let's be honest, man.
I mean, I've lived this crap.
I had to move from my old neighborhood into a freaking condominium in downtown Austin so that I could get away from this crap.
I mean, I couldn't feel safer, to be honest with you.
I couldn't feel any safer.
But let me tell you, I am a minority.
I know that me feeling this safe is not something that everybody feels.
I know that people are sitting ducks in their neighborhoods.
You know, their houses are sitting ducks.
They are sitting ducks.
I mean, I read an article about a recent philanthropist, some brawn, who was a philanthropist who had a home invasion on her and her family in 2007.
She's putting out a book about it, for Christ's sake.
A philanthropist.
That's why I'm saying, I mean, this is not a joke.
This criminality is real.
You know, and if the cops aren't going to protect us, then who's going to protect us, man?
646-652-4869.
We got area code 703.
What's up?
Jesus Christ.
901.
What's up?
You're on the horn.
Hey, what's up, Dhoe?
Hey, I didn't know about that case before.
It's really interesting that you said it.
I know that the media is going to frame it as a whole racial thing, but what they're probably going to say is had Zimmerman seen a white guy instead walking around, would he have approached him?
And that's what they're going to try to prove.
But, hey, man, like, I agree with you on the whole cops thing.
You know, I got pulled over for doing a rolling stop, got $120 for it.
I wasn't endangering anyone, but it was the end of the month, and they needed their quota.
I mean, that's all we care about.
That's what I'm talking about, man.
That's what I'm saying.
I mean, just imagine the time that it took.
How long do you think it took to write you a ticket for a rolling stop?
Like five minutes.
Five minutes.
You know what I'm saying?
And just imagine how many of those that he had to make the quota that month.
And just imagine the crime that happened within his beast.
Yep, exactly.
Like my sister, she got robbed a couple years ago, and it took them days for them to seriously investigate it because they know that it would take them a lot of time and they'd lose valuable money.
But like, what do you think the solution to this is?
I mean, like, do you think we should just not have a government-funded police force and have this private or what?
Well, you know, at this point in time, you know, under the current system that we have, I just think that, you know, people need to, you know, start confronting their police force.
I think they need to start picketing, you know, law enforcement headquarters and start demanding protection, you know.
And I'm talking about taxpayers.
I'm talking about property owners.
You know, I'm talking about law-abiding citizens.
You know, we need to go out there to these damn cop headquarters and start demanding protection because this unfortunate incident was a direct consequence of a laxadaisical approach to protecting a hotspot of criminality.
I mean, you know, these cops, they've got the statistics.
They know where the crime's at.
They know how many burglaries are in this zone or how many vandalisms or rapes or what they know it all.
And yet, every time I cruise Austin City streets, for Christ's sake, I see these idiots on every fucking corner, on every fucking Dunkin' Donut shop, at every goddamn, you know, corner store.
I mean, wherever they're just, they're just parked.
They're just sitting there.
I mean, why don't you roll around?
Why don't you go out there and patrol some of these goddamn hotspots for Christ's sake?
You're not accomplishing a goddamn thing sitting around jerking off in a corner store.
But no, I'm telling you, folks, this is not about serving and protecting.
It's about tax collecting.
And that's all the police are good for.
And that's my point as it relates to this particular case.
TSA Hypocrisy Exposed00:13:37
All right?
Zimmerman would not have been there had the cops done their fucking job.
That's all I'm saying.
46, 47 times.
47 times Zimmerman has called the cops since June, excuse me, since January of 2011.
And you know why he's called 47 times?
Because the cops ain't nowhere to be found when people are victimized.
Nowhere to be found.
So anyway, let me move on to another subject.
We're running out of time.
It's already freaking 612 out here in Austin.
So let me, because I want to talk a little bit about Richard Bacon.
You know, you know, this asshole from the BBC that released the anti-social documentary about trolls.
Have y'all seen this?
Oh, my God.
Richard Bacon, you stupid, limey piece of crap.
Let me tell you something right now.
If you thought trolling was bad before this documentary, you ain't seen nothing yet, boy.
All right?
I mean, if you haven't seen this anti-social network documentary that he put out, he is obviously trying to champion regulation of speech in this.
Trying to champion the regulation of speech.
And, you know, what he's doing, he's trying to say that, oh, you know, you don't know what you trolls do.
You know, you don't know what you trolls do to people when you do this.
You don't know what you do.
And I think there should be a law against it.
Oh, yeah, I think there should be a law against it.
I mean, what a joke.
Hey, hey, Richard.
What the hell is this name?
What the hell is this idiot's name?
Richard Bacon.
Yeah, Dick Bacon.
Hey, if you can't take the heat, get out of the kitchen.
All right?
There is nobody on the internet that has been trolled more than me.
All right?
All right?
No, there's nobody on the internet that has been trolled more than me, for Christ's sake.
I mean, just do a YouTube search.
Do a YouTube search.
And you know what I do?
Do I call the cops, you stupid, ungrateful narc?
Do I go to the state and say, hey, State, can you help me?
I'm being tongue and no.
All right?
Absolutely not.
You know what I do?
I nut up and deal with it like anything else in real life, you jerk.
All right?
I mean, don't you know that if you want to be somebody who is public, all right, that you're going to get criticism, you're going to get haters, you're going to get internet butt stalkers.
I mean, hey, that's the consequence of wanting to be something of popularity, huh?
I mean, if you can't take the heat, then don't get on, all right?
Don't get online, don't get on the radio, don't get on TV, don't get on the movies, don't be famous, all right?
That's all I'm saying.
Freaking Dick Bacon, for Christ's sake.
Let me tell you something right now.
All right, troll this man, all right?
This idiot sitting over here trying to utilize this stupid little documentary, the anti-social network, to promote the regulation of speech.
Troll this man, this stupid piece of crap.
You're going to sit over here and say, oh, we're going to curb speech now.
You know, we're going to have the government.
You know, we're going to government regulate speech because you can't say what you don't say.
You stupid ass crown.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, I've had about enough of that idiot.
Anyway, that is a target for trolling, in my view, right there.
Richard Bacon from the BBC.
And if you haven't seen the anti-social network documentary, the BWC, longtime friends of the True Capitalist Radio Broadcast, the BWC make a freaking cameo in that son of a bitch, huh?
Surprised you didn't call the BWC.
Anyway, let's continue on, man, because I'm running out of time.
France raises the terror alert as people hunt for that motorcycle killer out there in France.
I mean, come on, France.
I mean, you're not helping yourselves, you know, by not catching this killer here, you know?
I mean, if you folks that haven't been aware, there's been a serial killer on the loose in France that has been kind of going up and just randomly killing people, shooting people.
I think last week he killed two soldiers, I believe.
This week or yesterday, he killed Jewish, I believe he killed, or was it yesterday or sometime last week, I believe, he killed some kids at a Jewish school in France.
And according to reports, this killer who actually ran off on a moped, I don't know why they're calling it a motorcycle.
I've read that it was some freaking little small bike moped, you know, that was probably run on a freaking lawnmower motor or something.
Anyway, supposedly, this attack possibly could have been filmed.
According to eyewitness reports, there looked like there was some kind of electronical device over the neck of this individual, so they could have possibly filmed this hit, and it could be utilized for future propaganda here soon.
So, you know, be on the lookout for the internets for that.
But, hey, France, step your game up, step your chain up, man.
How can you let somebody just go out and start being a random killer and not knowing who in the hell you're looking for?
I mean, Jesus Christ.
Put down the French, Brent, and go do your jobs.
Raising their terror alert because one idiot with a gun is out there blasting people.
doing your jobs, huh?
Is that so hard for you to, I mean, it seems like any time you ask a fucking bureaucrat to do their job, it's like you're, you know, you're asking them to light their own gas or something.
You know what I mean?
It's like you're asking them to bend over and blow a chili fart into a freaking lighter or something.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, let me move on.
Dozens of bombs kill at least 52 across Iraq.
Yes, we can, huh?
Since the pull out of Iraq, yes, we can, Obama.
52 died today.
Dozens of bombs killed for Christ's sake.
Dozens of bombs killing 52 across Iraq.
Yeah, that looks pretty stable, huh?
Can we really say that we're victorious here?
Can we really say that we left Iraq victorious for Christ's sake?
I hope that they throw this in the face of Obama this election.
And if they don't, we should.
Anyway, the same hand, according to individuals, the same hand behind the dozens of bombs that killed over 52 in Iraq are also behind the blast that killed 45 people in Damascus, Syria.
That's right.
So this was coordinated attacks across this whole entire region.
52 died in Iraq in these bombings.
45 Syrians died in a bomb in Damascus.
So, man, this is just getting serious.
This is turning, geez, I don't know.
I mean, you know, just every day awake up, little bit of apocalypse.
Every day awake up, little bit of apocalypse.
I mean, that's all I see every time I look on the news for Christ's sake.
Anyway, Obama, let me talk a little bit about Obama because he calls on Iran today to lift the electronic curtain over its people.
I mean, can you believe Obama has the audacity to sit over here calling on Iran to lift the so-called electronic curtain that is preventing Iran from having internet freedom?
And this guy's implementing or encouraging regulation on the internet?
I mean, the utter hypocrisy of these leftists, man.
The utter goddamn hypocrisy.
Jesus Christ.
He can sit over here and have the audacity to scold Iran, all right, for being totalitarians to their people, and yet he's doing the same damn thing.
Jesus Christ, what a joke.
What an utter joke.
And for you people that are tweeting at me saying, hey, you're cursing a lot.
You're cursing a lot, ghost.
Well, you know what?
Tuck titty.
All right?
Just sit there, like it, take it, get it.
EA!
I mean, Obama calling on the lifting of the electric curtain in Iran for Christ's sake.
Hey, why don't you lift the TSA curtain?
How about that?
We'll get to that in a minute, but Jesus Christ.
I mean, SOPA, ACTA, PIPA, HR 1981.
I mean, can we continue going?
The United Nations now wants to regulate the Internet for Christ's sake.
It's stupid.
Jesus Christ.
The audacity.
The hypocrisy, I tell you.
The hypocrisy.
Anyway, let's move on for Christ's sake.
Did y'all hear that employers are now going to ask you for your passwords for your social networks?
Yeah, that's right.
If you happen to be looking for a job, don't be surprised if your employer asks you, or your potential employer, asks you, can I have your passcodes to your social networking, please?
Huh?
Can I?
Let me go ahead and have it.
I'm going to check out what you're doing in your personal life.
That's company policy now.
Can you believe that?
I mean, can you honestly believe that crap for Christ's sake?
I mean, are you going to give up your passcodes to these employers for Christ's sake?
I mean, what are we turning into, man?
Give the passcodes to your social networks.
So what?
So they can see all the broads you're banging, or if you're abroad, all the dudes you're laying, huh?
Or if you're a fruit bowl, all the glory holes you're serving?
I mean, all the bathhouses you're patronizing.
I mean, is this what your employer wants to do?
I mean, Jesus Christ.
Good Lord, man.
But this is a new social networking world we're living in, huh?
Jesus Christ.
I mean, our privacy is gone.
I mean, you know, believe it or not, I haven't forgotten about what MSNBC did to us.
All right?
And MSNBC, I'm about to release a dox on one of your employees here within the next couple of days.
Y'all hear me, MSNBC?
I'm about to release the docks on one of your goddamn employees since you people want to be so much prying into our personal lives by asking us for passwords, you know, for social networks, asking us about this, about that.
So let's just go ahead and expose some of the background people behind MSNBC.
And if you want to know who these people are, well, follow me on Twitter, GhostPolitics.
All one word, no underscores.
It's going to be a lot of lulls for Christ's sake, all right?
And I'm not joking.
I warned MSNBC to retract that one article they wrote about us calling us hackers.
We are not hackers.
But now that they have failed to respond, we are going to release docs, so be prepared for those, all right?
All right, since you want to pry into our personal lives out here, huh?
Let's see if the media likes it.
How about that?
Let's see if the media likes it.
Anyway, let's move on for Christ's sake.
The TSA, well, I don't know if y'all saw that latest TSA video of some broken English jerk dick that didn't even sound like he was from this country fondling some kid in a wheelchair.
Did y'all see that one recently?
Oh, yeah, this is the TSA, right?
Yeah, and you know why he had to fondle this kid in a wheelchair?
Because he looked like bin Laden.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
I'm glad that the TSA is around, aren't they?
Well, guess what?
It's not just going to be exclusive to airports.
They're going to be on the freeways now, baby.
That's right.
Google it up, man.
I tweeted about this a while back.
If you don't believe me, look it up.
TSA is going to be fondling you and your family on the highways when you're traveling those road trips for family trips.
That's right, TSA.
I mean, this is what I don't understand.
All these people in the political process bitching and moaning about this, about that.
Meanwhile, the TSA can get away with legally molesting children.
You know what I mean?
And why can they legally get away with this?
Because you people are silent about it.
Because you people are just sitting on your asses about it, for Christ's sake.
I mean, how long are we going to accept that this goddamn TSA can continue to not only molest children, but molest people with disabilities, humiliate people?
I mean, this is just a disgrace.
And now they're coming to your highways, folks.
They're coming to your highways.
Radio Graffiti Bad News00:15:30
All right?
They're coming to your highways, for Christ's sake, man.
What are you going to do when they pull you over and they want to check you anally?
What are you going to do then?
What are they going to do?
What are you going to do when they fondle your nutsack after they get you out of your car in the middle of a freaking freeway and they say it's because of national security?
This is the new America.
This is what I've been talking about for four goddamn years I've been talking about this.
You sorry, tackle crap.
And did you all believe me?
Did y'all even say anything, huh?
Jesus Christ.
Give me that freak of a gun.
Freaking, yeah.
You know what?
Somebody tweeted me out here saying, you know, before you know it, it's going to be our bathrooms next.
You know what I mean?
We need to check you before you get on the crapper, all right?
That's what we need to do.
Check you before we get on the crapper.
Let me get an anal cavity search going on.
Let me get a ball fondling going on.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Oh, that's enough.
And I was supposed to talk about South by Southwest.
Well, you know what?
It was a bitch in time.
And those are the types of events in life that you've just got to live and live it up while you can before totalitarianism just literally turns us into a bunch of dumb, stupid, imbecilic sheep that do nothing but just yes, big brother government, yes, big brother government, yes, big brother government.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, that's enough.
I'm going to end the show.
You know what?
Let's just go ahead and go right into radio graffiti.
That's right.
All right?
That's right.
Radiography.
For all you people that are sitting here tweeting, saying, I want to listen to radio graffiti.
I haven't had my fair fix for nah, nah, nah.
Well, let's go ahead and do that right now, all right?
Because I'm just, I'm tired for Christ's sake.
I mean, this is supposed to be a Taco Tuesday, but for Christ's sake, I'm depressed.
So for you folks that don't know what radio graffiti is, all you got to do is give me a call up, 646-652-4869, and I will give you exactly three to four seconds to say whatever it is that's on your mind.
And we're going to start it right now.
We got Area Code 732, Radio Graffiti.
In the Soviet Union, they attack third world countries by communism.
That's what we're doing in Iraq, Afghanistan, and all.
Welcome to America.
818, Radio Graffiti.
All right, how about Tango Whiskey?
Radio Graffiti.
I am a man of fleshlight.
Oh, son of a bitch.
Shove it up your ass with that splice.
I never said that, you scumbag.
559, radio graffiti.
Hey, ghost, welcome back.
I love your show.
I miss you.
Well, well, I don't know.
I don't know.
I have to take it about 10 steps away from my butt crack with that fruit and up, but I appreciate you missing the show.
You don't have to miss me, but you're going to miss the show.
517, radio graffiti.
Pee da, tea da, pina.
What the hell was that?
Shut up, you stupid moron.
508, radio graffiti.
Helen Keller deaf mute.
201, radio graffiti.
Jesus Christ.
443, radio graffiti.
This totalitarianism would never happen under a Harris Claypold administration.
Yeah, real funny jerk off.
518, radio graffiti.
Hey, ghost.
I tell you, sounds really messed up.
Yeah, you sound a little messed up.
Yeah, I can hear it in your voice.
323, radio graffiti.
Hey, Ghost, would you like to come to Brony Call with me and the Ghostler you?
Stupid idiot.
Stop calling me Ghostler for Christ's sake.
There's nothing funny about that shit.
503, Radio Graffiti.
Just saying, Ghostler, I thought we were friends, and you leave me hanging for a few weeks.
Jesus Christ, you idiots.
I'm telling you, stop it with this ghostler shit, alright?
This is a Taco Tuesday.
It's my first date back, for Christ's sake.
Have some respect.
936, Radio Graffiti.
Here's Helen Keller deaf.
You hear some kids in the background.
Why don't you go take care of your kids, brother?
520, radio graffiti.
Hey, ghost, I'm showing some beauty to damage yourself.
Yeah, we can't even understand you, for Christ's sake.
Sound off like you got a pair next time you call up here, dear boy.
209, radio graffiti.
603, radio graffiti.
Hold on, touch you, ghost.
Hold on, touchy sword.
Put your words to warm it.
Jesus Christ, shut up, for Christ's sake.
What do you think?
This is some Los Angeles bathroom shit stall?
Shut up!
Jesus Christ, 516, Radio Graffiti.
Yeah, Mayon.
Yeah, what's going on?
Hey, what's up?
This is Don Vito, New York Cement Shoes.
And I'm here to say to my government, to the entire lot of them, what John Wolves Blue says, time's about 600.
Six up at Torratus.
Great show, ghost.
Talk to you.
Hey, thanks a lot, C-Med Shoes.
Part of the capitalist army.
What's going on, C-Med Shoes, man?
Anyway, 858, Radio Graffiti.
Thanks for coming back.
I really enjoy your show.
And Flavored Cactus is a faggot.
Well, you didn't have to tell me twice about that.
313, Radio Graffiti.
Hi, Ghost.
Who the hell is this?
Some trans-testicle type, obviously.
909 Radio Graffiti.
No, no, no.
Sexual orgy or something.
443, radio graffiti.
I don't mean to be clopping.
You're talking horses here, but you stupid asshole.
You damn cloppers only wish.
You freaking bronies only wish, you goddamn stupid sick-ass bronies.
818, radio graffiti.
479, radio graffiti.
Ghost is tired.
Ghost is tired.
Ghost is.
Shut up, you stupid moron.
606, radio graffiti.
Hasbro security, man, help you.
Carlos, this is Ronnie.
What's going on?
How much is this?
Oh, yeah, help!
Okay, Mark Mushroom can.
Rainbow Dash is a good piece of ass.
Hey, George.
You know what?
I know it.
Afternoon, Hasbro Security may help you.
My little phony, my little phony.
My name is.
Hey, yo, this is security, and why don't you just come up hanging up before I put a trace on your line, okay?
Hasbro Security Mayor, help you.
Freaking around the internet throughout the world!
The ghost from True Capitalist Radio is a throny.
Dude, dude, I'm gonna.
I'm telling you, God, I'm gonna put a trace on his phone if you keep calling me, okay?
You're son of a bitch.
Hasn't hell security, man?
Help you.
I'm a capitalist bony.
You mean to tell me that you sorry-ass bronies are calling Hasbro Security with my voice?
You sicksome, sick of you assholes using my voice for crap's sake.
my voice.
559, radio graffiti.
Hey, ghost.
Don't know what to say.
Oh, that sucks.
201, radio graffiti.
Hey, ghost, I've got bad news.
What's the bad news?
The bad news is they're making a freaking My Little Pony porno in Japanese, like some sort of Japanese comic of My Little Pony Porno.
Oh, man, don't even tell these idiots about it for Christ's sake.
They're probably counting the dingleberries in their ass hairs just thinking about it for right now.
615, radio graffiti.
Hey, I was just wondering what originally led you to watch My Little Pony.
My Little Pony.
I haven't watched one episode, alright?
It's you idiots that keep calling me up that are saying, My little pony, my little pony.
That's why I know about this freaking brony crap.
209, radio graffiti.
Hello?
Goodbye.
917, radio graffiti.
Ghost?
Yeah.
Uh, the only way that the GLP can succeed is if we have a concuts a convention so we can elect a nigger horse like Joseph Coney.
Yeah, that's horrible, you stupid sick son of a bitch.
That's horrible.
909, radio graffiti.
We can't even understand you.
214, radio graffiti.
Jesus Christ with these Helen Keller deaf mutes.
563, radio graffiti.
Ghost?
What?
Jesus Christ.
978, radio graffiti.
Stupid moron.
952 Radio Graffiti.
More on.
315, radio graffiti.
What?
Texas can't kiss my butt, you little brony.
Nah, shove it up, your ass, you stupid little eight-year-old prick.
All right, we're the parents!
That's what I'd like to know.
Where are the parents for these little pricks?
559, radio graffiti.
Stay right there, 646.
I think it's time to play everybody's favorite game.
That's guess the races.
Fuck off, you stupid scumbag.
336, radio graffiti.
Jesus Christ.
909, radio graffiti.
You can make it happen.
What are you?
Some gay brother trying to, you know, sneak the phone in with the sisters or something?
What the hell's your problem?
518, radio graffiti.
Hello, dude.
What's up?
Yeah, your mother's your mother's ass crack.
Stolen zombie, radio graffiti.
I'm gonna have Rainbow Dad.
Who's a capitalist bony?
Handshake on my shut up, you stupid, splicing, dumbass brony.
Shut up.
203, radio graffiti.
Ghost.
Watch.
Shove it up, your goddamn clogged up pooper.
Jimmy Kudos, Radio Graffiti.
Get him off in it.
Get him off for Christ's sake.
I was waiting for another remix, man.
I knew it, man.
I fucking knew it.
Couldn't go a Taco Tuesday without one, wouldn't you?
It wouldn't be a Taco Tuesday without one.
574, Radio Graffiti.
I'm a capitalist bony.
My little bony.
Stupid goddamn brother.
Jesus!
405, radio freaking graffiti.
Uh, hello, ghost.
I just wanted to talk to you something about Rick Santuro.
He's taking our porn.
We need to rebel.
Jesus Christ.
Why don't you bump a live one?
How about that?
Why don't you go out and look for a chick?
Maybe the pornography outlaw wouldn't worry you that much.
706, radio graffiti.
Hey, ghosts, what's up?
Welcome back.
I'll just leave you in the tacos because it's Taco Tuesday.
That's right, man.
Eat some damn Fegeta tacos, man.
It's the best kind of tacos to have.
Fejitas.
You know what I mean?
512, Radio Graffiti.
Jesus Christ, what the hell was that about?
111, Radio Graffiti.
Man, that's saying a goddamn thing.
347, Radio Graffiti.
Shut up with the pony crap, goddammit.
410, radio graffiti.
Hey, what's up, Ghost?
Welcome back.
And word of advice: don't react too much to the trolls.
Hey, I appreciate that.
I mean, it was coming from a young chap here.
You know, I appreciate that, but you know what?
I mean, they're infesting my show, for Christ's sake, man.
I mean, my show is serious business, and these idiots exist.
They insist on calling me.
402, radio freaking graffiti.
Hi, Ghost.
It's a suicidal kit again.
Ed, you tried to call me back.
Suspicious Tumbleweed Static00:14:38
What do you need?
Yeah, why are you committing suicide?
Oh, I don't know.
Right now, I'm trying to decide between rope or a gun.
What do you think?
Let me think.
Make yourself an ornament.
You know, hanging ain't too bad.
But I strongly advise against it, all right?
No, no, I'm about to do it.
So, I mean, just leave a note?
Are you at least going to leave a note?
Maybe.
Well, why don't you tell us right now?
Why don't you say your last words for us right here, right now, live on the broadcast?
Go ahead.
Hmm.
Well, troll terrorists suck, capitalism forever, and I love Neeskeys, llama.
There we go.
Wait a minute.
This doesn't have to do with some girl, does it?
No.
You're not killing yourself because Neeske's is in, like, you know, going your way or something.
Why don't you tell us why you're doing it?
No, no, no, no.
I don't know.
Life sucks.
Why does life suck?
I mean, you don't have any friends.
You don't have any things to do, hobbies, or anything?
No.
What about your family?
What about 'em?
Do they give two rats' asses about you?
You're coming from a single home?
Or what's going on?
I mean, let us know.
We want to know why you're doing this.
Oh, no.
I think my family cares about me.
No, I've got both parents.
I just don't like myself.
So, kill myself.
Why exactly don't you like yourself?
You have to have an explanation.
You can't be just somebody who's vague and saying, well, I don't like myself.
You don't like the way you look.
Do you not like the way you look?
Do you not like the way you act?
Do you not like the way what?
What is it?
I don't know.
I just don't have much self-confidence.
I don't know why that is.
Why don't you have any self-confidence, man?
Why don't you nut up, man?
Come on.
Let me hear your war cry.
No, that wasn't a war cry.
That was a ass rape.
I want to hear a war cry.
Yeah, well, yeah, right.
Oh, well.
Well, good luck to you.
You know what I'm saying?
I hope you don't kill yourself, but if you do, make yourself an ornament or something.
760, radio graffiti.
Jesus Christ.
512 Radio Graffiti.
What kind of freaking vibrator was that?
Jesus, I'm sure Jason Russell's like, oh, yeah, holler.
219, radio graffiti.
Winter winner chicken dinner.
Winner, winner, chicken dinner.
Winner, winner, chicken dinner.
Jesus Christ.
The hell was that supposed to be?
Another wizard, radio graffiti.
How long is the natural ever sight before horse is?
Will you suck a pony slash zebra cocked while dressed as a girl?
I would.
I like looking at dicks, and I have always wanted to drive such in my own dicks.
You are sick, sons of bitches.
I'll tell you that right now.
CVI fan, radio graffiti.
Hey, Ghost, just wanted to say welcome back, and I love the show.
Keep it up.
Hey, thanks a lot, man.
I appreciate it.
Wiena 1, Radio Graffiti.
man, what is that?
Isn't that a freaking wrestling intro to some muscle-bound idiot that comes out in panties?
I mean, Jesus!
Jesus Christ, now they're remixing me with this freaking wrestling crap.
Enough of the remixes, man!
Enough!
This is supposed to be Taco Tuesday!
It's mine!
It belongs to me!
It's my first day back, and you idiots treat me like this, you sucker!
Crap!
Give me the mic!
Give it a fucking mic!
Jesus Christ!
603, Radio Graffiti!
Hey, ghost, Jill, I saw some Rule 34 of you the other day.
You saw some what?
Rule 34.
It was abusive.
Oh, shut up.
You can rule 34 up, you're clogged up pooper.
All right, which is probably pretty loose.
502, radio graffiti.
Jesus Christ.
Who the hell else do we got?
936 Radio Graffiti.
Will you take that fruity music off my broadcast, you fruit bowl?
Jesus Christ.
Joe Swanson, radio graffiti.
Guess who, ghost?
I was just wondering if your son would like to come with me and give your dead granny a necrophiliac big spoon.
You son of a bitch.
Yeah, you're a sick son of a bitch.
Why in the hell do you call me with that sick-ass crap?
Because I just want to fuck your son in the ass.
Do you want to come with me?
You son of a bitch.
Shut up, you stupid dog.
It ain't you!
God damn it, it's my first date back!
And this is all you idiots treat me!
God damn it!
God!
Damn it!
Jesus Christ!
Jesus, give me the mic.
Jesus Christ, how much more time do I have to stay on here, engineer?
Twelve minutes.
Well, you know, let me tell you something.
These scummaties will be lucky if I last that long, and they're gonna keep treating me like this on a freaking Taco Tuesday.
Jesus Christ.
281, radio graffiti.
Freaking Helen Keller piece of crap.
Who else do we got?
Sir Harrison Wall, radio graffiti.
Kind of an echo vibrator going on over there.
Suspicious Tumbleweed, radio graffiti.
Hey, ghost.
I see you've got quite a few problems with some bronies in today's show, huh?
Are you kidding me?
I mean, that's an understatement.
What's going on, suspicious?
Good to see you.
Hey, listen, I was wondering if maybe I could have a little capitalist confessions going on here.
All right, go ahead.
What's the capitalist confessions?
Lord of the hill and the horn and the hot and the hand and the hot of the high go ahead.
All right.
Well, you know, first of all, I'd like to address the capitalist army and also the members of the melting pot.
And, you know what, Ghost, you've been gone for, what was it, like, two weeks now?
I'm very sorry to say this, Ghost, but I, suspicious Tumbleweed, am a brony.
Jesus Christ.
Fucking Mike, I don't know.
I mean, good God!
Damn it!
Damn it!
a try.
I freaking try and I try and get it.
This is the consequence of four years of work.
This is it!
Jeez, I can't end it on that one.
I can't end it on freaking.
I can't end in a suspicious tumbleweed and make it be a freaking brony.
I can't do it, my I'm not ending on that one.
No, hell no, I'm not ending on that one.
No, Hell no!
Professor Genki, Radio Graffiti.
Beaker from the Muppets, for Christ's sake?
Hey, Beaker, how you doing, huh?
Stupid moron.
443, radio graffiti.
It really ruffles my Jimmies that there's no hair.
Yeah, well, you know, you sound too fruity to even be on here for Christ's sake, alright, boy?
Jesus Christ.
Who else do we got going on?
Is there anybody else?
I mean, is this thing on it?
I mean, is this thing on for Christ's sake?
Senor Carlito, radio graffiti.
I'm a millionaire.
I'm a million.
I'm ridiculous.
I'm a million.
I'm branded.
Man, that girl looked like a million.
Jesus Christ, man.
I just can't catch a freaking break.
I can't catch a freaking break, for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ.
Josh Goldfinger, Radio Graffiti.
You're coming in kind of staticky, all right?
Throw away the net zero connection and get in with the now, dude.
716, radio graffiti.
So, do you hear that T-Bow's going to the bells?
Yeah, well, who cares, all right?
I'm not out here T-bowing like some moron.
How about good guys wear black, radio graffiti?
The ghost lurk says the is the master race.
Behire!
Hail!
Right in the ghost lurk faith, not too long.
Ghost Lurk is a great mistake.
So behind!
Hail!
In the ghost work space, here saves the...
Behind!
Hail!
Right in!
Herman Kane says they'll never bomb this place!
Behold!
Hail!
Right in Herman Kane!
That's it!
Get that shit up!
Get the freaking shit!
Damn it, you stupid stupid, you stupid sons of business!
Sitting over here calling me ghostler, you bad shit!
God damn it!
You son of a tuck!
That's it.
I'm freaking done for Grumps.
I'm done with this shit.
I'm done.
This Taco Tuesday is over.
This Taco Tuesday is over, for Christ's sake, man.
Don't get me, I'm good.
First day back, man.
This is the kind of crap I gotta take for Christ's sake.
You know what I mean?
I'll be the first day, goddamn back, man.
God damn it!
And then you wonder why I don't do these goddamn shows that often?
I mean, is it any wonder?
Is it any freaking mystery in your goddamn warp, stupid, simplistic, medial heads?
God damn it.
Give me the mic.
Give me the fk.
Goddamn mic.
All right, I've had about enough of this, all right?
This was supposed to be, you know, my day back, baby.
This was supposed to be my time.
All right?
This is supposed to be my time.
But you idiots want to sit over here and ruin my goddamn Taco Tuesday, huh?
Now you think it's a real joke.
You know what?
Let's throw a cluster call before I end everything.
How about that, huh?
We'll get a little cluster call going on.
When I call your goddamn area code, you are going to be on the air, so be ready to say whatever the hell it is that's on your mind because I'm going to a cluster call.
Let's get 858.
Let's get 917.
Let's get 209.
209 is on the air.
Let's get 563.
Let's get 336.
Give me this.
How do you get it?
214!
I'm going to marry you.
I'm going to marry you.
Cluster Call Innovation00:05:28
I'm kidding, Ghost.
Let me go.
I'm going to leave.
All right.
Come at me, all of you that are on the line right now.
Come here, bro.
Let me talk.
Ghost of John Bronze.
I don't care, man.
Ban all bronies.
Cash race.
Ban all bronies.
Ban all bronze bronies.
Cash street bronies.
Cash street bronies.
Ghost, I know who the suicidal kid is.
Let me talk 336.
Shut up.
All right, everybody.
Get them all off.
Get them all.
Get them all off, Benji.
They all get them all off.
You stupid borod.
Shut up, all of you.
You all shut up.
You'll suck.
Anyway, I'm out of here.
I may or may not do a broadcast tomorrow.
I mean, I didn't really like how disrespected I was here on this Taco Tuesday.
But if you want to figure out if I'm going to do another broadcast, all you've got to do is follow me on Twitter.
All right, and the Twitter name to follow is Ghost Politics.
All one word, no underscores, no hyphens, ghost politics.
And of course, if you haven't had your fair fix of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast, every broadcast that I have ever broadcasted on the internet is available on demand at blogtalkradio.com slash ghost.
All right?
BlogtalkRadio.com/slash ghost.
It's as simple as that, baby.
And all the archives are there for free for you to download.
All right?
Hell yeah, baby.
Anyway, it was a Taco Tuesday edition.
It's unfortunate that we had to end it like this for Christ's sake.
But welcome to the goddamn True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
All right?
Welcome to the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
Anyway, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
It's been a great show outside of all the goddamn trolling sessions for Christ's sake.
All right.
It's a Taco Tuesday, my bad.
It is a Taco Tuesday out here in Austin, Texas.
You know what that means?
Militime, baby.
It's a dollar you call it out here on 6th Street right now.
I'm headed down to 6th Street.
I don't know about you folks because I'm living lavish while freedom still exists before this totalitarian government implements its goddamn incremental totalitarianism on us all.
But until then, I'm going to be living it up, living it lavish, living like a capitalism.
Give me capitalism or give me death.
I should say living like a capitalist, I should say.
Anyway, I'm out of here, folks.
All right?
Give me capitalism or give me death.
I'm out of here.
Get me out of here, engineer.
You've been listening to True Capitalist Radio.
The thoughts, views, ideas, comments, and opinions of the host of this show are absolutely his.
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That's it.
Well, you know what?
Let me tell you that, Doug.
I feel like having a little bit of After the Show Radio Graffiti.
Woo!
Let's go ahead and do- Uh-oh.
Uh-oh, here comes the mic.
Uh-oh, the mic.
Uh, right when I say that, the mic's going out.
Let's hurry up and do it.
818, radio graffiti.
Ghost, ghost, what's up?
No, nothing much.
And 646, Ringo Graffini.
For Christ's sake.
706, radio graffiti!
Ghost Delaney, Kim John Ghost, the original trolls, Kim Junghost, shove it up, your ass.
571, radio graffiti.
Jesus Christ, Fat Marshall, radio graffiti.
Don't you ever!
Yeah, we get it.
A real funny jerk.
All right, Jimmy Kudos, radio graffiti.
John Mad, John Mad on, John John, John Med.
John Mad, John Magon Med, John Madman, John Mad.
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