Ghost anchors True Capitalist Radio episode 210, warning of a 15-cent gasoline hike driven by Chinese agricultural pre-purchasing and Iranian Strait of Hormuz tensions. He launches a viral campaign to unseat Congressman Lamar Smith over SOPA, mocks GOP rivals Santorum and Ron Paul, and condemns ICE agents shooting each other as bureaucratic failure. Ghost further critiques lab-grown meat, child sex change treatments, and calls regarding food stamp marijuana trades, ultimately framing these issues as evidence of systemic decay before signing off with a Boar's Head sponsorship. [Automatically generated summary]
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I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
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Give him capitalism or give him death.
That's it.
Period.
Broadcasting from his Skylight Office studios in beautiful downtown Austin, Texas.
You sound fruitier than a box of fruit loops, for Christ's sake.
And now, he'll take it from here.
Your host, the prognosticator of prognosticators, the man they call Go Me.
What's going on, folks?
And thank you for tuning in with me to another edition of True Capitalist Radio.
And, of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
And once again, folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
As you can see, the voice is coming back from last episode.
I want to extend my sincerest apologies for all those that listened into the last broadcast.
I mean, Jesus Christ.
I mean, I sounded like a freaking Marge Simpson, some kind of circus sideshow.
I mean, ridiculous.
And once again, I want to extend my sincerest apologies to everybody out there who listen.
But we are back, and as you can hear, the voice is a little bit better.
If you're just tuning in, don't refresh.
We are not having a goddamn chat.
Do you understand?
We are not having the chat room any longer.
I've had too much complaints from people who listen in that says the damn streaming of all the stupid, ridiculous garbage that these, you know, finger-banging flappers that text chat on the damn freaking spam freaking on the screen, it crashes the listeners' chat.
It crashes their operating system, and they're sick and tired of it.
And they have advised me overwhelmingly not to open up the chat.
So we are not going to do that at this point in time.
So if you want to communicate with me, you can communicate with me on my Twitter.
Of course, the Twitter name is Ghost Politics.
All one word, no underscores, baby.
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And before we get into anything else, I'd like to remind everybody that this is episode number 210.
210 episodes of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast, for Christ's sake.
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You see that?
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It's just a freaking click, for Christ's sake.
Anyway, folks, for all the individuals who chat with me on a personal basis outside of the show, well, I mean, chat, I'm talking about voice chat.
You know that I've been medicating myself a lot with alcoholic beverages.
It's a personal reason.
I don't want to get into it.
It's a whole other show.
I don't want to discuss it right now.
So without any further ado, I'm going to go ahead and crack open a brew here.
Oh, yeah.
I'm going to crack open a little brew here so that it can medicate my ailing throat that has been bothering me ever since I puked up because of the damn ulcers I've got in my damn abdominals.
Anyway, I want to say cheers to all the true capitalists.
And I definitely want to say cheers to the capitalist army, baby.
And if you haven't already done a search on YouTube for Capitalist Army and Lamar Smith, well, go ahead and do so.
Energy Prices Threaten Economy00:15:10
And we're going to get into the specifics behind that here shortly.
But before I do, let me go ahead and take a swig of this damn brew here.
Oh, man.
Nothing like a goddamn good brew.
Oh, yeah.
You know I'm back.
You know I'm feeling good.
You know I'm back.
You know I'm chilling and all that good stuff.
So let's go ahead and get right into the markets.
Unfortunately, the markets, the equities markets, mind you, were closed today because it's President's Day.
That's right.
We're celebrating George Washington and all the presidents like Lincoln.
It's the President's Day.
So that's what we're celebrating at this point in time.
So the equities markets are closed.
But believe it or not, it does not mean that the commodities markets were closed.
And boy, goddamn, it was nothing but green on the commodities sector for Christ's sake.
All right.
Now let's go ahead and get right into it because we don't have any equities to be covering today.
I guess we could cover the I guess the FTSE 100 of the FTSE 100 today was up 40.18 points, a percentage increase of 0.68%.
The DAX was up 100.22 points, a percentage increase of 1.46% on the day.
So I guess we can go ahead and do that for our European brethren across the pond.
But let's go ahead and get right into the energy sector, shall we?
And I'm talking about commodities.
Man, it doesn't look good as it pertains to oil and energy prices.
If you woke up this morning, you might have noticed that you paid a little bit more for gasoline.
And I hate to say this, and I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but that trend is going to continue as the days go by.
And the reason is, is because we've been seeing spikes in WTI sweet crude, which we'll cover here in just a second.
And those spikes have not been factored into the damn gasoline market today or in the price of gasoline.
So what I caution you all is to be very wary as the days go by that these gasoline prices are going to start spiking 10, 15 cents a day here within the short term.
If you haven't already gone and filled up your gasoline tank, well, I'm just advising you, you might want to do it just to save a few bucks.
And then whenever you drive off and you use a little bit, well, just top it off.
Top it off for Christ's sake.
And, you know, it's a shame, but the reason is not just Iran.
I mean, Iran is definitely a contributing factor to the reasons why we're seeing these increases in the energy sector.
But believe it or not, at least for the American gasoline price, okay?
The reason that we're seeing such spikes is because not only are we having import trouble because of the Strada for Hermu situation, the Iranian situation coming into the Mediterranean, so on and so forth, but believe it or not, and I know this is probably going to piss a lot of people off.
We've actually got our refiners here in America refining gasoline and exporting it out to other countries because they're willing to pay more money for it.
And the reason they're doing this is because demand is down in America across the board.
All right.
I mean, you would have thought that the curbing of demand in America would have meant lower gas prices.
That's not the case.
Instead, you've got the refiners out here in America.
And I guarantee you, this is going to be a presidential issue.
I guarantee it.
Right now, the refiners are shipping off gasoline that they're refining here in America, and they're selling it to other countries.
And they're making more money doing that than actually selling it here in America.
And that's another reason why you're seeing prices go up.
All right.
I mean, it's just getting ridiculous out here.
I mean, Jesus Christ.
And then to top it all off, I believe it was Fitch or one of the rating agencies said today that they have some kind of insight that OPEC and Saudi Arabia may curb production based upon the curbing in demand in America and certain other demands that may be coming up in emerging markets and bigger markets.
Moreover, we've got I mean, there's just too much news to talk about as it relates to this oil situation.
We had news today.
We're going to get into depth about it later on.
But Iran is now refusing to sell its oil to France and the UK, which I think it's shooting itself in the foot, and we're going to get to that in just a second.
But you take all these factors, man, all these factors.
This is why you're seeing cost increase in energy.
This is why you're seeing cost increase in gasoline.
And I strongly advise people, keep an eye, all right?
Keep an eye on that goddamn gasoline price because it's going to get dirty.
You know, it's going to get high.
I wouldn't be surprised to see, I've been calling this, haven't I?
I mean, $10 a gallon gasoline?
I mean, especially if there's some kind of military action implemented on Iran.
I mean, we could see over $10.
I mean, we're seeing almost $5 in California.
What is it, $485, $4.95 right now in California?
I mean, that's the last I've heard the reportings come in.
I mean, we're almost seeing $5 a gallon of gas out here in Cali.
And I can't believe that nobody is sitting here crying foul about it yet.
But you wait till these presidential elections get in, and both sides are going to be blaming each other.
And are either side of the issue or either side of the political spectrum even doing anything to initiate something that could remedy all this spike, especially in gasoline prices?
Absolutely not.
This spike in energy and gasoline prices, I'm telling you folks, could throw a wrench into this goddamn fledgling economy.
All right?
Because we're making modest steps on the increases, modest steps of growth.
I wouldn't even call it growth, but modest steps.
It's going to take a whole other direction if these energy prices go up the roof.
And it's not just because the consumer is going to curb its demand for oil and demand for gasoline and not going to go out and buy food at restaurants and go to the movies and go shopping for Christ's sake.
This is going to hurt also any equities that you may have in your portfolio.
Now, what equities could be hurt by these high energy prices?
Well, you have to take a look at whatever companies that you have in your portfolio that possibly utilize petroleum as a component to their business model.
Even if it's the slightest component to their business model, you want to look at these companies because these are the ones that are going to be hardest hit.
And they're going to have to take it out of their bottom line.
And I'm telling you this right now.
Heed my warning.
You better start observing on your portfolio stocks.
And if any of these stocks are heavily dependent or even partially dependent upon petroleum for its source of income, this could really hurt stock prices for whatever company utilizes petroleum.
I'm just saying, I'm just trying to plant seeds out here, just trying to hook people up.
This is the capitalist, true capitalist radio broadcast.
And I hope that the capitalists are listening to this, and they're utilizing this data.
They're utilizing this information.
They're utilizing this analysis.
And they're going out there and applying it to their own professional life, their own business life, their own portfolio.
Because if you would have listened to me about Jesus Christ, I've been calling this spike in energy, excuse me.
I mean, you've got to forgive me.
I'm still getting over the voice thing.
I mean, we were having, I was calling this freaking spike in energy like several months ago.
I was telling everybody to start positioning themselves, start getting ready for this freaking spike in energy prices.
I was talking about all the different factors.
And I hope that everybody entertained these energy plays.
I still don't think it's too late.
I still think that people can somehow hop on board, whether it be an energy play via equities, whether it's buying an oil company, gas company, drilling company, especially drilling exploration.
I think there's big plays to be made in drilling exploration if the goddamn price of petroleum goes up the roof.
Moreover, you've got ETF plays, futures plays.
You've got mutual funds that exclusively, I don't really like mutual funds, but even if you don't know what the hell you're doing, you can go to a mutual fund that exclusively deals in the energy sector at this point in time.
You've got to do something because you're going to pay at the pump.
So why are you going to have to pay at the pump without you capitalizing off of the increases in these energy prices?
You understand?
I'm just saying.
I'm just trying to plant seeds, folks.
That's all I'm doing.
Just trying to plant seeds here.
Anyway, let's get to energy, shall we?
All right, we got Brent crude futures up 31 cents today, a percentage increase of 0.26%, closing out Brent crude at $119.89 per barrel of Brent crude oil.
We've got gasoline futures up $6.25, a percentage increase of 0.63%.
And I'm telling you this right now, these high energy prices are not factored into the gasoline price as of yet.
Whatever the price is tomorrow, just to show you that I'm not just pulling this out of my dairy air, you observe whatever the price of gasoline is today.
And take a look at the same place you observed the gasoline price today.
Take a look at the price tomorrow.
It's going to be at least 10 to 15 cents higher per gallon.
I'm telling you this right now.
And it's going to get higher and higher here in the short term because these damn high energy prices are not factored in to the gasoline prices.
Because remember, oil has to be refined into gasoline.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
It's just horrible for Christ's sake.
I called this.
I knew that energy prices were going to spike.
I knew this crap was going to happen.
All right?
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, who else do we got?
What else do we got going on?
Where are we at, engineer?
Well, we're at heating oil futures.
That's right.
Heating oil is up $2.73, $2.73.
A percentage increase of 0.86%.
We've got natural gas selling off, baby.
We've been seeing them spikes in natural gas.
Time to sell off and take profits.
They're taking profits today.
Down $0.06, a percentage decrease of 2.57% on the day.
Jesus Christ, I'm stumbling and mumbling over here.
Jesus, Christ, give me another drink.
Give me another drink of this.
There you go.
Good stuff.
Good stuff.
And for all you folks that are wondering, I'm drinking some Miller High Life once again.
And they're starting to put these broads, you know, these bimbos back on the goddamn cans once again.
And for the month of January, they're putting on some busty white bimbo that was scantily clad on the freaking can for Christ's sake.
Of course, I get these 16-ounce cans.
And today, I got some that actually have, and they had this last year.
The same thing last year.
You can actually go back in the archive, and I was talking about the same goddamn thing.
Now they have, I guess because it's February, a black bimbo on the Miller High Life can.
I mean, you know, scantily clad, you know, the breastus is showing, you know, her milkshakes are shaking and all that stuff.
And I don't understand.
You know, I don't understand what Miller High Life's trying to do here.
I don't get it.
You know, I mean, this is.
I doubt that chicks are going to be impressed that you're drinking Miller High Life for Christ's sake.
The only reason I drink it is because it used to be the old beer that the old man used to drink, and it just kind of gives me a nostalgic feeling.
It takes me back to those days, you know.
But let me tell you something.
I mean, you know, putting these goddamn bimbos on the cans, for Christ's sake, I mean, just give me a break, all right?
Jesus Christ.
Just summon a beer.
Anyway, let's go ahead and get right into the most important, the most important price that everybody should be concerned with, and I'm talking about WTI Sweet Crude.
All right, it is up today $1.68, a percentage increase of 1.63%, closing out WTI Sweet Crude at $104.
That's right.
It reached over 105 today, but it's closed out at $104.92 per barrel of WTI sweet crude.
That's right, folks.
$104.92 per barrel of WTI sweet crude, man.
I sincerely hope that everybody who was listening made some plays on this goddamn on this goddamn oil spike that I was prognosticating, for Christ's sake.
Do you understand?
The prognosticator of prognosticators strikes again.
Anyway, I don't mean to be tooting my own horn here, but beep beep.
And like I always said, no one's going to toot your own horn better than yourself, you know, because this is how it is.
It's the fact of life.
Anyway, let's get to the agriculture, shall we?
Anyway, we got canola futures up $4.50, a percentage increase of 0.82%.
Cocoa futures are up $11.
Chinese Deals in America00:15:50
That's a percentage increase of 0.74%.
We've got coffee futures.
Hey, dude, just don't talk to me.
Let's have my coffee, dude.
For you jerks, it's also up $1.15, a percentage increase of 0.57%.
We've got corn futures also up $5.50.
That's a percentage increase of 0.86%.
Now, why are we having all these increases in commodities?
Haven't you noticed this?
Real big spikes here.
I mean, you know, all of a sudden, we've got cotton futures down, though, $1.6.
That's a percentage decrease of 1.13% on the day.
Orange juice futures are up $2.15.
That's a percentage increase of 1.20%.
Wheat futures, good God.
Wheat futures are up $12.50.
That's a percentage increase of 1.97%.
We've got sugar futures also up 4 cents.
It's up modestly.
That's a percentage increase of 0.717%, excuse me, 0.17.
We've got soybean futures up $8.75.
That's a percentage increase of 0.69%.
We've got lumber.
Oh, man.
Lumber is up $4.80.
That's a percentage increase of 1.78%.
And of course, it's because of all the positivity that we're seeing out of the real estate market.
But unfortunately, it may be curbed aside if these goddamn energy prices go through the roof and actually affect how people travel or what decisions they make as it relates to going out, whether it's going out to consume at a shopping mall or going out and buying a house.
Anyway, we've got oat futures up two bucks.
We got soybean oil futures up 37 cents.
And good God, did you see the wool futures?
Wool futures are down $21.
A percentage decrease of 1.56% on the day for wool.
So it looks like the bullnose bulldykes did not.
And I repeat, they did not come out to see the freshly cut pieces of wool.
I mean, good God.
Anyway, let's get to the metals, shall we?
The metals!
Let's get to the goddamn metals, baby.
Copper is up today, $4.20.
I mean, we've been seeing increases in copper like a mofo.
Up $4.20, a percentage increase of 1.13% on the day for copper.
Gold was also up $9.60, a percentage increase of 0.56% on the day, closing out gold at $1,735.50 per Troy ounce of gold.
And boy, oh boy, what did I tell you about silver?
All right, it saw some modest sell-offs last week up today.
Silver is up 36 cents, a percentage increase of 1.09% on the day, closing out silver at $33.64 per Troy ounce of silver.
Now let's get to the livestock, shall we?
We've got live cattle futures up today, $1.25.
That's a percentage increase of 0.96%.
We've got cattle feeder up today, $1.60, a percentage increase of 1.02% on the day.
And of course, for all you fat jelly ass that like to shove a couple of emboons down your goddamn gullet, well, by God, lean hog futures are up today, 15 cents, a percentage increase of 0.17% on the day.
And that, my friends, is the markets for your ass.
Woo!
Now, before I move on to anything else, I do want to go over why we saw so much increases in the commodities markets.
I've already talked about why we saw increases in energy.
Why are we seeing increases in agriculture?
Well, we had the Chinese vice president come to America last week.
His name is Xi Jangping.
He is the vice president and the heir apparent to lead the new communist nation once Hu Jintao decides to retire and go eat fried rice and chopstick, whatever he's going to do.
But in essence, he is the man.
He was over here last week.
And the reason he was here was not only to show off PR, little, hey, look, I'm kicking it with Obama.
We're talking type of PR move.
He was out here actually inking deals.
He was inking deals for China.
And we talked a little bit about that last week, but unfortunately, my voice was shot, and we couldn't get into real detail about it.
But believe it or not, we talked about how they were in Iowa.
What I mean by I'm talking about Xi Jiangping and his entourage.
They were out there in China and out there in Iowa, and they were being whined and dined by the folks in the Midwest in Iowa.
I mean, they were given the greatest spread, Angus steaks, tenderloin wrapped in bacon, all the good fixings.
And why?
Because Xi Jiangping, or whatever the hell his name is, is actually going to buy all these agricultural goods that are being produced by the heartland.
The heartland is going to be producing food for China.
I mean, this is what this goddamn inking of the freaking deal with the freaking Chinese vice president was all about in Iowa.
It was all about selling China some of the agricultural yields of those in the Midwest.
And for you folks that are saying, well, what difference does that make, Coast?
I don't understand.
Well, idiots, you have to understand how that affects us as Americans.
That means the cost of whatever goods or whatever agricultural commodities that they consume in mass quantities.
Because remember, there's like 2 billion people in China.
It's going to cause higher prices for those commodities for us here at home.
Case in point, for all you folks that like pecan pie and like going out for pecan pie or tried to make pecan pie, if you tried to go look for a cup of pecans, you saw that it was like $6 plus a freaking cup of pecans.
You understand that?
I mean, I'm not joking.
It was literally like $6 in change for a cup of pecans, for Christ's sake.
Now, I mean, I'm out here in Texas, for Christ's sake.
There's pecan trees all over the place.
We're the biggest producer of pecans.
And believe it or not, the reason pecans this holiday season cost $6 plus in change a freaking cup of pecans is because freaking China pre-bought 50% of the pecan yield from the pecan producers out here in America.
And that's a fact.
So before the pecan producers even put the pecans on the market, the Chinese have already pre-bought 50%.
So that just leaves 50% of the yield left for the United States market.
And this is why you saw such an increase in pecans for pecan pie.
And that's just an example.
Now that they've inked this deal with these damn freaking Midwest hicks in Iowa, with all due respect to my Iowa listeners, I'm not talking about you, but the other hicks, all right?
These people have inked the deal with China, and now they have obligated a certain percentage.
I haven't read the deal yet, but they are now obligated a certain percentage of whatever they yield to China.
So now we're feeding Chinese.
That's right, because they're sick and tired of eating octopus three times a day or whatever the hell those people eat.
You know, egg rolls and stuff.
They don't like that crap.
They want to eat steaks.
They want to eat capitalist food.
Remember, this is state capitalism.
This is a quasi-communist, socialist, disgusting experiment out there in China.
And all the bureaucrats are the billionaires.
All the people within the communist government are the billionaires.
And they don't want to eat that fried rice crap.
They don't want to eat kung pow chicken.
They want to eat beef.
They want to eat steaks.
They want to eat great American corn and American agriculture.
They want to eat the good stuff.
That's why Xi Jiangping was over here.
That's why he was over here.
I mean, just look it up.
If you think I'm lying, look it up for your goddamn self on Google.
And not only did he ink a deal with the folks out there in the Midwest, you know, relating to the increases in commodities today, on a side note, he also inked a deal with Hollywood.
Oh, that's right.
They inked a deal with Hollywood.
Jesus Christ.
I don't even want to get into that deal.
You can look it up for yourself.
But this is a disgrace.
This is why we're seeing an increase in commodities today because of these deals that Xi Jiang Ping inked out here while he was chilling across America.
He was taking the American tour for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ, what a disgusting disgrace.
We're feeding China, man.
We're feeding China.
I mean, you know, the same people that are out here bitching and moaning about how Chinese are taking United States jobs are the same folks out here in the Midwest that are now owning a little piece of shit farmland.
And I'm not talking about the farmers that are actually producing products for America.
I'm talking about these other people that are out here inking the deal with Xi Jiang Ping over here.
I mean, I don't understand.
I don't understand.
I mean, don't get me wrong.
I mean, don't get me wrong.
All right.
If this was free market agriculture, then I would say, hey, go out and sell to whoever the hell you want to.
But our tax dollars went to these farmers, all right?
Why don't you take a look at the biggest welfare junkies next to the so-called Poe in America and take a look, you'll find that these farmer subsidies are just as disgusting and pathetic as the Poe in America and their welfare system.
You know, I'm from Texas, all right?
We got a lot of agrarian land out here, agrarian landowners.
And I can tell you for a fact that there are people that go out here, they buy land, and they try to grow a crop that cannot grow in the environment, that cannot grow in the soil, and they know this, but they grow it anyway.
And when the crap doesn't grow, they can claim to the government that they had a bad year in crops.
And what does the government do?
Oh, it's okay.
Here's some money.
It'll be all right.
Here.
Here's your goddamn money here.
It'll get you by until next year.
I mean, that's the way it is, man.
I mean, are you kidding me?
And now, all of a sudden, since my tax dollars went out to subsidize the farmers, now the farmers think they have carte blanche to ink deals with China?
Can somebody explain how this logic works?
Jesus Christ.
And since we're on the subject of taxpayer dollars going to anybody, let's take a look at all those taxpayer dollars that went to Hollywood during stimulus package two.
So all I'm saying is I'm not harping on Hollywood because they can do whatever the hell they want.
But these farmers, with all due respect, I mean, they owe the taxpayer because we are the ones that have been bailing them out for I don't know how many years as it relates to these goddamn farming subsidies.
And I can't stand the fact that they can sit over here and host Xi Jangping, you know, the vice president of a disgusting, despicable, totalitarian regime, and they could sit here and ink deals with this son of a bitch while at the same time talk out of the other side of their face and say, oh, jobs are leaving America.
They're going to China.
Shut up, you fat bastard.
Jesus Christ, what a joke.
It's a joke, is what it is.
It's all a joke.
There's one big freaking sideshow up in here.
I need a drink for Christ's sake.
Good God.
Anyway, I hope that you all are capitalizing because I told you this was going to happen.
I told you that we were going to see spikes in commodities.
We were going to see spikes in freaking oil.
We were going to see spikes in all this stuff.
And not just because of the oil.
I thought that oil was going to be the key factor in the rise of commodities.
No.
No, we're going to just sell it all to China.
That's all.
We're just going to sell it all to China.
Meanwhile, you know, the freaking American people are going to have to take it on the fucking chin.
Excuse my French.
I'm sorry if I'm cursing.
I've had a few.
All right, I've had a few.
Jesus Christ, it's President's Day.
I was celebrating the birthday of the president.
That's what I was doing.
That's why I'm drinking today, all right?
Don't give me crap.
Don't give me no freaking sermons on Twitter, all right?
Anyway, I want to hear what you people have to say about this before we get into the first subject matter, all right?
I want to hear what you have to say about the freaking Chinese coming in here and inking deals in America, especially with these goddamn Midwestern hicks that are out here getting by with our farmer subsidies that we have to pay with our tax dollars.
They have the audacity to sit here and do deals with this goddamn totalitarian tyrant.
Somebody explained that to me.
646-652-4869 is number to call.
I want to hear from you.
Let's go ahead and take some calls right now.
Let's see what people have to say about China up in here.
We're going to talk about China later on, too, because this is not the only subject matter that we're going to be talking about China about.
Anyway, let's take some calls here.
We got 607.
Listener Calls on China00:07:33
You're on the horn.
Hi, Ghost.
You know what?
I think that China should just.
Should just what?
And just hung up?
Come on.
Come on.
Say something.
Sounded like he didn't know what the hell he was talking about.
I think that China should just.
Jesus Christ.
You got Wikipedia right in front of your freaking puss.
Read about it or something.
Jesus Christ.
631.
You're on the horn.
See, another Helen Keller deaf mute, for Christ's sake.
How about 718?
What the hell was going on here?
317.
Hey, man, ghost.
I got a bone to pick with you.
All right, go ahead.
What's the bone?
Hey, man, I live up here in Indy, Mary.
You told me to capitalize, man.
The Super Bowl came here.
Man, I was selling little bags of cracks to these motherfuckers coming up here.
And now I got thrown in jail.
And I'm all off.
Man, they took me off welfare.
They took me off food stamps, nigga.
What, nigga, Ben?
Well, you know what?
Well, good.
How about that?
Good.
What the hell does that have to do with me?
You're a crack seller.
You deserve to be in jail, for Christ's sake.
What the hell's your beef, brother?
What the hell's your beef, brother?
I was trying to capitalize, niggas.
You're trying to capitalize?
What?
On selling crack rock?
When have I ever said to go out and sell goddamn crack rock, brother?
I was taking advantage of the situation, man.
We had the Super Bowl here, man.
I was up there.
I was trying to slang my shit, man.
You know how it is.
No, I don't know how it is, for Christ's sake, man.
Well, why are you selling crackrock at freaking Super Bowl?
Did anybody take that crap at Super Bowl?
Really?
There were crack smokers that could afford Super Bowl tickets?
Yeah, man.
Me and my niggas was out there slagging, man.
Motherfuckers buying little fucking rocks.
I got little die bags of shit and crack and fucking weed, man.
Everything, man.
Jesus Christ.
And you're proud of this?
Nah, nigga, man.
You gotta be kicked off welfare.
Well, good.
You know what?
You deserve to be off welfare, you stupid piece of trash.
You deserve to be off welfare.
Sitting over here bitching about it.
Yeah, man, you gotta be off welfare, baby.
I'm sitting over here, slagging crackrock, baby.
Yeah, yeah.
Well, you know what?
You deserve it, for Christ's sake.
Stupid piece of crap.
Who else do we got going on over here?
646-6524869.
And if you're just tuning in and you're tweeting at me saying why there's no chat, you know why there's no chat, you son of a bitch.
All right, we got too many spammers out here.
We got too many jerk dicks flapping their fat Cheeto-stained fingers on the keyboard.
We got too many new just little kids just acting obnoxious.
And believe it or not, we got fans out here that listen, all right?
I mean, you don't understand.
I don't think this goes through you dumb idiots' heads very easily, all right?
I've got tens of thousands of people who listen to me throughout the world.
And the last thing they want to do is sit here and have their computer crash because you jerk dicks are deciding to go out and spam the freaking chat room like a bunch of jerk-ass nipple clamp-loving butt-plug-up-the ass-looking carrot-waxing piece of dingleberry counting, piece of chicken-eating cornborn crap.
Jesus Christ, and I'm already getting tweets right now.
Keep the chat closed.
We don't need those fruits.
Keep the chat closed.
I'm going to keep it closed.
You're damn right.
I'm going to keep it closed because you know what?
This is why you can't have good things, morons.
Jesus Christ, you finger-spanking piece of crap.
Anyway, we're supposed to be talking about China here, but it doesn't seem like anybody really gives a crap.
Let's see if I can take a couple more calls here.
Area code 802, you're on the horn.
Jesus Christ, you stupid damn.
What's going on here, huh?
Did somebody go out and post on the internet?
Hey, are you a deaf mute?
Well, go ahead and call 646-652-4869.
Go ahead, guy.
I mean, seriously, man.
God damn it.
Enough of the Helen Keller deaf mutes, all right?
We got a lot of things to talk about around these parts, all right, boy?
3-0-5, you're on the horn.
I'll give it a listen.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Please don't tell me that's you.
Please don't tell me that's you.
Look, for you folks that haven't already seen this, please don't freak out, all right?
There are actually assholes, and they've been doing this for years, but there are actually assholes.
It's starting to get, I don't know, trend amongst people out here that like to troll me or something.
But they're taking all the broadcast or pieces of my broadcast, playing it backwards, and saying that it's saying all this freaked-out nonsense.
I mean, Jesus Christ, get a life, please.
I mean, seriously, I mean, get a life like I'm saying crap backwards or something.
Like, I got, I mean, Jesus Christ.
I mean, what is this?
I mean, do I look like freaking Ozzy Osborne in Suicide Solution or something, huh?
I mean, do I sound like the freaking stairway to heaven backwards or something?
Just shut up, all right?
You people that are doing that, shove it up your ass.
I don't appreciate it one bit.
Area code 214, you're on the horn.
I know she won't mind me watching her.
In the crime, happinoculars.
Take through the window and watch her in bed.
Oh, you're watching that.
Oh.
God damn it.
Where do you find this sick crap?
Where do you idiots find this sick crap, man?
You know, my voice is getting better, too.
You know, it's getting better, but I may just lose it at the end of this broadcast because of you stupid scumbags just doing this sick-ass crap, all right?
We're supposed to be talking about freaking China, but it looks like you people don't want to talk about it, so let's just go ahead and move on.
And before we move on, I want to say cheers to the capitalist army because I am addressing them directly.
I could care less about anybody else who's listening in.
If you're just some jerk dick troll, if you're some hater piece of crap, well, then go out and take a crap or take a turn or go bother your neighbor.
Just get the hell out of here.
I'm not talking to you, all right?
I'm talking to the capitalist army.
So, this is cheers to everybody who's a part of the capitalist army.
You know who you are.
Cheers.
Internet Regulation Backlash00:14:53
Good stuff.
Good stuff.
Now, the next subject matter that I want to talk about is a politician, a congressman out of District 21 out here of my state, Texas.
And I'm talking about this man, Lamar Smith.
That's right.
I'm talking a little bit about Lamar Smith.
And the reason that I am focusing on Lamar Smith is because not only was this man the author to SOPA, the Stop Online Privacy Act, I know it's piracy, but still it sounds better.
But on top of which, he is now the author of H.R. 1981, which is a bill that makes SOPA look like a utopia.
Seriously, I mean, it makes it look like, you know, it wasn't that big of a deal.
Because for you folks that are unaware about H.R. 1981, that is being proposed by Lamar Smith once again.
It's like he's coming back for revenge.
I mean, do you remember that day in January when the whole internet just rebelled against Lamar Smith and against the government as it pertained to the Stop Online Piracy Act?
Do you remember that?
And then what did the government do?
It cracked.
It shelved SOPA.
And let me tell you, Lamar Smith, he had egg on his face.
He didn't appreciate that.
He didn't appreciate that one big.
So he's coming back for revenge.
And this new bill that this guy is introducing, H.R. 1981, is, I mean, literally a disgusting disgrace as it relates to internet regulation and not just internet regulation, but big brother watching.
I mean, that's what this is.
This is big brother watching.
This is data mining.
This is just everything that you can think of that's bad as it relates to government prying in to the internet and the personal lives of people on the internet.
This is the bill.
H.R. 1981.
Now, the part of this bill is going to require, the government is going to require, as it relates to this bill, is going to require internet service providers to store the data that is collected via the surfing of people via their own ISPs.
They're going to collect all the data from all the web pages you downloaded.
They're going to collect all the data from your credit card information and your purchasing information.
They're going to keep everything that you do on the internet saved for an entire year, possibly more, because they want a so-called get to the bottom of child pornography.
That's right.
This is all being done under the packaging of anti-child pornography.
And this is how Lamar Smith actually believes he can manipulate the American people into passing Internet regulation, and we can't let him do it.
We can't let him do it.
This is classic bureaucrat hair splitting.
And what it just boggles my mind is Representative Lamar Smith is going against, I'm sure his constituency's will, but the American people's will by continuously bringing up this subject matter of Internet regulation.
Now, why does this man have such a freaking hard-on to regulate the Internet?
Well, if you take a look at the man's political campaign contributions and take a look at all the Motion Picture Association contributions and other figures from Hollywood and the recording industry, that should explain it all.
And the reason that he wants to push it forth is he wants to be shown that he comes through when he gets paid.
You know what I'm saying?
He wants to make good because I wouldn't be surprised if Lamar Smith was the freaking president of the recording industry association.
I mean, guess who is the president of the freaking Motion Picture Association?
Chris Dodd.
That's right, the guy who authored Dodd-Frank, the financial regulations, the complete and utter unethical scumbag himself.
You need to read about Chris Dodd.
This guy was a career bureaucrat, and he recently retired because he had to because of all the unscrupulous dealings relating to his financial regulation bill.
And this is a fact.
So you don't think that there is some kind of, I don't know, special job waiting in the wings for old Lamar Smith?
You know, I mean, I'm just saying, I mean, why would somebody have such a hard on for regulating the Internet?
I mean, the man doesn't even know about the Internet.
He's sitting over here writing copyright laws via SOPA, and he's infringing the very laws he's trying to implement.
That's how these bureaucrats are, man.
That's why I can't trust bureaucrats.
That's why we can't trust bureaucrats, for Christ's sake.
This is a disgrace.
Listen, utter disgrace.
Anyway, we are going to answer all this ugliness.
You understand?
We are going to answer all this abuse of authority that Lamar Smith has implemented upon the American people via his legislation to regulate the Internet.
His legislation here in V, it was it, H.R. 1981.
This legislation is big brother-esque.
I mean, compiling the information of surfing data and freaking credit card numbers and all this other nonsense.
And let me tell you something right now.
Not only will ISPs be forced to keep this data on some kind of database for an entire year, but if you happen to be infringed upon, if your data happens to be snooped upon by the government for no reason and you find out about it, you cannot sue your ISP.
You cannot sue your Internet service provider.
So right away, it absolves the Internet service provider any kind of legal action against allowing the government to come in and just view all this data it's compiled of the government because the government told them to.
I mean, what is this crap?
1984 Jesus Christ, I can't believe that this is the new America that we're living in.
Anyway, folks, the reason that I bring up Lamar Smith is because the capitalist army, the capitalist army has been discussing what mission should be conducted as it relates to capitalist army dealings.
And one of the things that came up was, how about campaigning against Lamar Smith?
Huh?
How about campaigning against Lamar Smith?
I'm talking about an all-out viral video campaign.
I'm talking about images.
I'm talking about blogs.
I'm talking about forum posts.
I'm talking about an all-out anti-Lamar Smith campaign so we can make sure that this man is not elected for re-election.
And believe it or not his reelection is in 2012.
Yeah.
I mean, this is his election year, and this guy has the audacity to push this kind of internet regulation.
I mean, he's even said that the people's freaking voice doesn't even matter as it relates to this.
So let's show them that the people's voice matters.
I'm calling on all of the capitalist army to go out and make a video that is against Lamar Smith.
And I'm talking about good videos, man.
I'm talking about videos that will convince idiots.
Because remember, the majority of the American electorate are a bunch of morons.
All right?
So it's got to be impactful.
It's got to look like a lot of these negative ad campaigns that you see from these political action groups.
You know what I'm saying?
It's got to be something that is informative, something that captivates the watcher.
And that's why I'm calling out on everybody within the capitalist army.
It's time for us to throw an anti-Lamar Smith campaign all over the internets.
We're going to throw so many goddamn viral videos, so many images, so many blogs, that the stench of it smells down here to Texas and the whiff of it goes to District 21.
And we're going to make sure that everybody in the District 21 of Texas knows about this guy.
We're going to make sure that they know what this guy is about.
We're going to make sure that he is abundantly, openly clear that he was for the Patriot Act, that he was for NDAA, that he was the author of SOPA, that he was the author of H.R. 1981, that this man is working against the constituency, that this man thinks he's a mini dictator.
Well, we're going to show this political landscape that the internet is not some game, that the internet is not something to be taken lightly, that the internet is not just comprised of a small sect of society.
The internet is serious business.
And if you're going to sit over here and cross us by attempting to regulate our world, by attempting to censor our world, well, by God, we are going to use our world to make sure that Lamar Smith is unelected.
And this is just the first of any other politician.
The capitalist Army is putting you on notice.
If you abuse your authority, if you're a hypocrite, if you're somebody that's out there taking kickbacks and in turn passing legislation to continue this crony capitalism, to continue this monopolization, to continue all this nonsense, well, by God, you will suffer the wrath that Lamar Smith's campaign is about to suffer for Christ's sake.
I mean, we are going to be worse than a political action group.
I mean, there's already videos right now.
Right now.
There's images that have been made right now.
There are blogs that have been written right now by who?
The capitalist army.
By who?
The capitalist army.
And that's why I'm saying, folks, I am calling on everybody within the capitalist army.
Make an anti-Lamar Smith video and make sure that you represent the capitalist Army in that video.
And I will follow you on Twitter.
Do you understand that?
Do you understand?
I will follow you on Twitter if you make an anti-Lamar Smith ad and highlight the fact that this man is a mini dictator with his position of congressional power.
And that's why I'm calling on the capitalist army.
It's time for us to show the power of the internets.
It's time for us to make history because I guarantee you this.
If we actually make an impact, if we actually get mainstream media's attention, if we actually unelect this guy, we're making internet history.
We're making world history.
We're making political history.
And this is going to get all those politicians very, very apprehensive in attempting to put forth any regulation on the web, on the internet, on any of this crap.
And I'm sorry if I'm sounding a little off-keister, and I'm sorry if I'm sounding a little upset.
But by God, this man's from Texas, for Christ's sake.
This man's from Texas.
He's supposed to be representing my kind, and he is not.
This man does not represent Texas.
All right, we're about less government out here in Texas.
All right, we don't like the government shoved down our throats down here in Texas.
Where this man gets off and going out and putting forth these bills that every American has already voiced against is beyond me.
And I can't believe this crap.
All right?
I'm telling you this right now.
Everybody who does an anti-Lamar Smith video, I will follow you on Twitter.
It's as simple as that.
And you've got to represent the capitalist Army, too.
All right?
Let's not forget.
We've got to represent, baby, the capitalist Army.
I want to hear what you have to say about this, all right?
And not to mention that the best video, the best video out there, whoever the producer is to the best video, I will make them co-host right here on True Capitalist Radio for a freaking two weeks.
I know I said a week, but how about two weeks?
Because, I mean, I'm telling you, and how do I judge the best video?
Well, of course, it's got to look good.
It's got to have graphics.
It's got to have good editing.
It's got to have good impact.
It's got to have good soundbed.
But at the same time, those hits, baby, it's got to have those hits.
It's got to be able to spread that word.
It's got to be able to go viral.
And by God, if you accomplish that, I will make you a freaking co-host on here for two weeks.
All right, we'll go to you for everything, baby.
It'll be like you're the sidekick, man.
Rick Santorum Fiscal Irresponsibility00:15:53
Then I'm as serious as a heart attack about this.
I mean, we need to do it.
We need to do it.
So, once again, folks, I'm calling on all the true capitalist army out there.
It's time for you to go out there and make your voice be heard.
And I know there's people out there that are a little apprehensive.
They're thinking to themselves, well, what if my little video doesn't make an impact?
I don't know if I should do it.
Are you kidding me?
The more videos there are, the better.
The more videos there are, the better, for Christ's sake.
Isn't that right, Engineer?
The more videos there are, the better.
So that's why I'm calling on you.
Join the anti-Lamar Smith campaign and join the capitalist army and make history, damn it.
It's time for us to make history.
We're going to affect the elections.
I guarantee you, we're going to affect this man's election.
I kid you not.
And if you think I'm lying, you just wait until the mainstream media takes notice.
All right, you just wait.
This freaking news media out here, the so-called lame stream media, you watch them.
They're going to be saying capitalist army within the next several months because we are going to affect the elections here, and we are going to make sure that we unseat.
We are going to unseat Lamar Smith from District 21 out here in Texas.
Anyway, folks, we are now in the second hour of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
And of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
And once again, folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
Before we get into anything else, I'd like for everybody to retweet the broadcast, go to the social networks, go to the blogs, go to the forum post, and spread it around like wildfire.
Jesus Christ, my voice is going out.
I need more beer.
Need some more beer there, for Christ's sake.
Spread it around like wildfire.
That sounds better.
Anyway, folks, before we get into anything else, I'd like to go ahead and do some Twitter shout-outs.
And for you folks that are unaware, we are going to shout out anybody who has the hashtag unseat Lamar Smith.
Unseat Lamar Smith.
You tweet at me with unseat Lamar Smith, and I'll give you a shout-out.
All right?
Right now on Twitter.
And of course, the Twitter name to be shouting out to or the Twitter name to be tweeting at is Ghost Politics.
All one word, no underscores, Ghost Politics.
All right?
Anyway, what's going on?
We got L3 Dead.
Yeah, real funny with the name there, Jerkov.
We've got Zombie Freak 18.
We've got, what is this?
King CGC Anonymous.
We've got Brony Hunter in the house.
We've got Yookumu Kon Paku1.
We got, I'm not going to say that, you sick son of a bitch.
We got Cypher 11.
We've got Boco Harem for Ghosts.
Yeah, real funny, you jerk.
There's nothing funny about the goddamn Boco Harem.
Anyway, we got you abused beer cans in the house.
We got Vet of Forum Wars in the house.
Kel Poise in the place.
John the Spongy.
What's going on?
We've got N64s for ghosts.
Yeah, real funny.
We got Tails 1198.
We've got Snow for Ukraine.
Come on, man.
Snow for Ukraine.
I mean, people are dying out there.
They're freezing to death.
I mean, how many deaths have there been for freezing out there?
I mean, it's just ridiculous.
And you people are freezing into Ukraine, stupid idiots.
Jesus Christ, we got Xara Hawks in the place.
The true capitalist radio penist in the house.
We got British Brony, Epic Incest.
We've got Axeman, 3315, El Foxo Loco, Fat Marshal in the house.
Who else do we got?
We got a lot of tweets coming in.
We've got, I'm not going to say this crap.
Ice Got Cancer.
Shove it up, your ass.
I don't have cancer, you jerk offs.
We've got Drugmaid in the place.
We've got Crime in Boston.
We've got Casey Anthony.
Shut up with the Casey Anthony jokes, you jerk.
King Trelesti in the house.
We got Potatoes 919.
Who else we got going on?
We got Sergeant Furdo.
We got Pecan Pie for China, you stupid son of a bitch.
We got Cosbro in the place.
Cosmo CB in the house.
Equestrian Citizen 978 in the place.
Who else we got going on over here?
We're just getting them in, baby.
We are getting them all in right now.
We got Nees Keys Llama.
What's going on in Neeske's Llama?
British Brian.
Big Burp.
Who else we got?
We got Rice Radiation.
Ah, you son of a bitch.
Leave the Japanese people alone, you jerk.
We've got Desert Rose Radio in the house.
How you doing?
We've got Matino, 1999.
Well, you got two nines, 999.
I was thinking of the damn 999.
You know what I'm talking about.
We got Official Ash Hole.
Hey, Official Ash Hole.
I saw your goddamn video.
I'm not endorsing that.
All right?
I mean, you better take that off before, you know, some kind of freaked out government official sees that and goes and pays you a visit.
I'm just saying, I'm going to, for the record, I am not endorsing that type of a disgusting, pathetic video on Official Ash O Official Ash O0 is what it is.
I'm not endorsing that whatsoever.
Nothing.
No.
No.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, who else do we got going on here?
We got a lot of people.
We got the cyber police.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
The cyber police are retweeting at me.
Oh, my God.
The cyber police are looking after us, man.
We better watch out here.
We better watch out.
We got Celtic abortion in the house.
Who else do we got going on?
We got, what is this?
Steppin' Razor GL.
Sergeant Yoda in the house.
Brew Crew99 in the place.
Man, look at all these freaking tweets.
Good God.
Started a monster out here.
We got Beezilla 56.
We've got Brony News.
We've got I Law.
You son of a bitch.
I'm not going to say that, you sick, twisted prick.
We've got Poop Tickler Jr.
We've got, oh, man, that's it.
I'm not there.
Here we go with the freaking, you know, freaking Sam Dusky shower boy.
And, you know, I don't want, I'm not going there anymore.
Screw it up.
Just shove it up your ass, all right?
No more Twitter shout out.
Take it off my screen, engineer.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, folks, yeah, let me have another drink, man.
My throat, as you can see, it's barely coming back, man, but it's a long, hard road, for Christ's sake.
The acidity of ulcers really does affect the voice box, for Christ's sake.
Although I just got to learn how to calm my ass down.
I've been trying, you know.
I mean, you all know I have, right?
I mean, I do the whole breathing exercises thing.
I'm all breathing in and out.
I'm all the sun is warm.
The grass is green.
The sun is warm.
The grass is green.
And what the hell is that goddamn panda doing in my periphery?
Damn it!
Damn it!
Jesus Christ, man.
I'm sorry, man.
I just can't help it, man.
I can't help it.
Jesus Christ.
I'm sorry if I'm getting the mic.
Freaking mic.
I just can't help it sometimes, man.
Sometimes it just gets so freaking angry, man.
It's like an incredible Hulk or something, man.
It's like a freaking fuse is lit.
And, you know, even though I may be in public and I have to calm my ass down and I can't necessarily have these types of outbursts to unleash the fury, you know, I got to keep it in.
I mean, you can literally feel the freaking heat radiating from my body for Christ's sake.
You know what I mean?
I just can't help it, man.
I just can't help it.
Anyway, let me move on to another subject.
I've already made a call to the capitalist army.
All right?
Everybody within the capitalist army, go out there and make anti-Lamar Smith videos because we are in the midst of an anti-Lamar Smith campaign.
This man needs to be unseated.
All right.
The primary, believe it or not, is this April, but because the Texas redistricting controversy is actually making its way up to the Supreme Court, the primary may be pushed up to about May, maybe June.
So what I'm suggesting to everybody who's listening is that we need to make sure that this man doesn't even make it to the general election.
All right?
We need to make sure that everybody that's out there within this man's district goes to the damn primary and makes sure that they elect the other guy to represent the Republican Party as opposed to Lamar Smith so that Lamar Smith doesn't even get a chance to run in the general election.
So it's for sure, it's absolutely certain that Lamar Smith will not run for re-election.
And we can't let him do it.
You understand that?
So that's why I'm calling on everybody within the capitalist army, all right, go out and make anti-Lamar Smith videos and represent the capitalist army, and I will follow you on Twitter.
Repeat, I will follow you on Twitter.
And I'm giving out two weeks of being my co-host to the best video, the best anti-Lamar Smith and capitalist Army representation video that is produced.
And I'm not joking either, all right?
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, now that we've got that out of the way, let's go ahead and move on, shall we?
Let's go ahead and talk a little bit about the GOP continuing their primary and cock-ass service.
All right?
Or I should say circus, excuse me.
I mean, yeah, they're definitely doing cock-ass service, too.
But they're going out and trying to see who's going to be the GOP nominee for president.
And believe it or not, Rick Santorum is actually gaining momentum.
He's actually giving Romney a scare for his money.
I mean, Romney looks like he could possibly be beaten by Rick Santorum.
I mean, can you believe this crap?
And this guy, Rick Santorum, with all due respect, I mean, to Rick Santorum, I thought he was a good candidate in 2008.
He is completely backwards in his economics and, moreover, campaigning on this idea on these divisive issues that, I mean, freaking politician after politician have used and abused.
And I'm talking about the freaking gay marriage issue.
I'm talking about the freaking abortion issue.
I'm talking about all these freaking conservative talking points.
Look, Rick, we are in dire straits as a nation.
We don't have time to be focusing in on this little crap.
All right?
We are fiscally irresponsible, for Christ's sake.
I mean, just to show how fiscally irresponsible our country is, all right?
Before Barack Obama took office, our country had an accumulated debt of $10 trillion with a T, $10 trillion.
All the presidents up until Barack Obama accumulated $10 trillion in debt.
That's how much we were in debt before Barack Obama took office.
Guess what?
Guess how much we are in debt now?
All right?
Well, let's just put it this way.
Barack Obama, as of right now, has accumulated over $5 trillion in debt.
He just introduced a fiscal budget, supposedly fiscal, but a budget, $3.8 trillion budget for 2012.
That's what he introduced.
He wants a Congress to approve that.
He wants Congress to approve that.
Do you know what I mean?
Can you believe this crap?
So if you do the math, over $5 trillion plus $3.8 trillion, that's over $10 trillion in added debt to the national debt in the tenure of this president.
All right?
And Rick Santorum, with all due respect, is just, I'm just looking at his financial initiative, trying to put an emphasis on manufacturing and tariffs and all this other crap.
This guy is trying to put us more and more into that same situation.
So I got to say no on Santorum.
And as a matter of fact, his own conservative rhetoric is putting his own foot in his mouth.
Did y'all hear him question Obama's theology?
You know, that I don't think Obama's got the appropriate theology.
It's just a matter.
I mean, are you kidding me?
Of course the liberals were going to harp all over that like a freaking flight of crap.
And now look at him.
He's backtracking from all that theology rhetoric.
He's backtracking.
Jesus Christ.
He's backtracking for Christ's sake.
I don't know.
I mean, I'm only going to spend a little bit of time on this GOP crap.
I mean, because it's turned into a freaking circus.
GOP Nonsense and Vermin00:11:43
It really is.
I mean, to be completely honest with you, all these candidates in the GOP have destroyed each other, and they're just making it that much more easier for Barack Obama to get a freaking second term in office.
And that's all there is to it.
All right.
I mean, they've destroyed each other.
I mean, all these idiots.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, 6466524869.
You voting for anybody in this GOP field, huh?
And I'm sure we're going to get the Ron Paul!
Ron Paul!
Ron Paul, chance.
But, I mean, let's be honest, man.
I mean, Ron Paul's economic policies and his foreign policies make him very, very dangerous to anybody who, you know, doesn't really appreciate what his old prehistoric views represents.
Anyway, other than that, I think Ron Paul, you know, should be championed for some of the things that he's advocated against, like SOPA, like NDAA, like a lot of these government intrusion type laws.
But as far as, you know, this nationalism, this isolationism-type foreign policy, and going back to the gold standard, I mean, that's just ridiculous.
All right, I mean, that is just utterly ridiculous.
Anyway, 646-652-4869, we're going to spend a little bit of time on this.
I want to hear from you.
What do you got to say?
Area code 954, you're on the horn.
So, hey, Ghost, I just want to say that I really hate pecans.
You really hate what?
Pecans, man.
You really hate pecans?
Well, you should actually try pecans.
It's actually a pretty good freaking source of protein, you know?
Nothing like good pecan pie.
Anyway, 217, you're on the horn.
What do you think about the GOP?
Oh, hey, Ghost.
This is Refined about.
I guess, to be honest, I'm going to have to be a Ron Paul supporter because it's all right.
I mean, you're probably a Ron Paul supporter because of some of the rhetoric that he puts forth that sounds patriotic, but you need to read into a lot of his isolationism.
I mean, you need to read into his foreign policy.
I mean, it is completely backwards.
I mean, it's just disastrous, to say the least.
S07, what's up?
I can't even understand.
347, what's up?
For Christ's sake.
Enough of the hell at Keller Deaf mutes, please.
Jesus Christ.
936. Hey, 936.
Stop playing a freaking game and come to the phone, jerk dick.
Stupid idiot.
Give me a freaking break.
Pick a medium, asshole.
810.
Oh, what's up, ghost?
My name is Tyrone.
I'm from Canadia.
Lamar Smith.
Okay, what's going on there, Canadia?
Lamar Smith, yeah.
Now that was stupid.
That's that's a fail troll, for Christ's sake.
How about eight forty three?
What's up?
Just tails, man.
Um, I wanted to add something to the um Lamar Smith thing, if you don't mind.
Some key points.
All right.
First off, though, it says that any commercial provider of electronic communications, according to the bill, that also includes cell phone carriers as well.
So people who have smartphones, iPhones, their information has to be retained.
And the information it retains has to be able to identify the subscriber that has an IP address at a time.
And the second thing, as well, is that no other person can access this record except for an entity that is a government entity.
This is not, this can mean like, you know, court systems.
So say, you know, that pirate that, you know, a copyright wants to wrap you.
They'll be able to do it under this law.
Unfreaking real, man.
I mean, can you believe that this is being initiated by our government, for Christ's sake?
That they're pulling a page off of the Chinese book of censorship and Iran's book of censorship?
It's yes, dude.
But, you know, it's said that Lamar Smith is going to be bought out by the RAA and DAA.
Well, you know what?
The capitalist Army is not going to sit back and allow this to happen.
And that's why we have an anti-Lamar Smith campaign going on.
And once again, if you make an anti-Lamar Smith video and you tweet it at me and represent the capitalist army, remember, you've got to represent the capitalist army.
I will follow you on Twitter.
I will follow you on Twitter for Christ's sake.
So make sure to spread those goddamn videos around like wildfire.
And of course, the best video is going to get two weeks co-host right here on the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
All right, the best video.
I'm talking about the one that's not only great in editing and graphics and music beds, but also has the most impact and goes viral, baby, because we need to unseat Lamar Smith.
We need to unseat Lamar Smith.
And I can't repeat that even anymore for Christ's sake.
I hope that sticks in your head.
We need to unseat Lamar Smith.
Anyway, we were talking a little bit about how the GOP is continuing their primary and cock-ass circus.
But I really don't even want to talk about this.
Let me see.
I'm going to take a couple of more freaking callers.
Maybe they want to talk about it.
If not, we're moving on.
609, what do you think about the GOP?
Honestly, I think it's the bungee of idiots.
Vote Vermin Supreme.
Oh, yeah, you're actually voting for Vermin Supreme.
Oh, I figure if we're going to get pretty much an idiot no matter what, we might as well vote for the best idiot.
And I think Vermin Supreme kind of takes the cake there.
Well, what do you think about Vermin Supreme's views on permanent dental legislation or something to that effect?
Did you hear about that?
The stopping gingivitis thing?
Yeah.
I don't know.
I think it's a good idea.
I mean, dental health is a very, very important issue.
Maybe not so much to where we need a secret police force to kind of enforce it, but I don't know.
I think Vermin Supreme has it all wrong.
All right.
I think that, you know, he needs to go and kick back with Vermin and maybe be the president of them or something.
940, what's up?
What do you think about the GOP?
Is this me?
Yeah.
Okay, I just wanted to say I'm also supporting Vermin Supreme.
I agree with the other guy.
If we're going to have an idiot, we might as well have a very good one.
I don't necessarily agree with his whole force since whole thing, but I think he brings up a good point that we should really brush our teeth more often.
I mean, what is this?
A joke?
Are you kidding me?
What do we got Vermin Supreme freaking supporters here?
I mean, we're supposed to be talking about the GOP.
These idiots are talking about Vermin Supreme, for Christ's sake.
That idiot's a joke.
That idiot's a cream.
You stupid morons!
He's not even serious, and you people are taking him serious.
I mean, good God.
Jesus Christ, look at you people.
You're making me lose my voice again, for Christ's sake.
I'm losing my voice because of you, stupid, goddamn Milky Liquors, goddamn sons of bitches.
Give me the mic.
Jesus Christ, do you hear my voice for Christ's sake?
It's going out because of you, stupid Nimrods.
Because of you, finger-spanking pieces of crap.
Vermin Supreme, for Christ's sake.
I mean, what is this?
Some kind of a sick joke?
Jesus Christ.
Are y'all hearing this, folks?
I mean, you know, the level-headed people, you know, the people with common sense.
Are you all hearing this?
This is America here.
This is what I'm talking about.
This is America.
Jesus Christ, Vermin freaking Supreme.
I'm just going to take a couple of more calls on this GOP nonsense.
I don't want to hear Vermin Supreme's name again.
Got it?
He's not a real candidate.
He's a stupid moron.
517, you're on the horn.
Now you're just playing with your peckers.
248, what's up?
What do you think about the GOP?
Hey, ghost for a dead lady.
and have some your number and Sounds great.
So I can give you your number out to everybody out here?
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, oh, oh, no.
Oh, no.
Why not?
Why can't I do it?
And their great oral performance on my dick.
248-579.
Why can't I do it?
Cuz.
3-4.
Why don't you say the last two numbers?
Why don't you ghost?
Okay, thanks.
2-7.
All right, there you go.
All right, let's go ahead and go to the next person for Christ's sake.
How about 678?
You're on the horn.
Hey, is this ghost?
Yeah, it's a ghost.
Hey, shut up.
I best think I'd like to tell you that you're like a little bitch.
All you do is bitch.
You constantly bitch.
You just are like a.
Wait, wait, hold on.
You're telling me that I'm bitching and you're coming at me with a bitch voice for Christ's sake?
If you're going to come at me, why don't you sound off like you're a freaking man, boy?
Like you're a freaking man, not like you're talking your sack back.
You got it?
Now come at me again.
Okay, I think everyone should join the anti-capitalist army.
Yeah, shut up.
Why?
So we can follow some stupid hick like you.
We heard your freaking kid in the background saying, come on, Danny.
Can you go outside?
Come on, Daddy.
Sit there in your goddamn can opener of a goddamn home and shut up.
All right, you're lucky that us taxpayers are even allowing you to continue to eat and sustain and freaking breed yourself, you pathetic moron.
Just sit there and shut up, you stupid shit kicking hick.
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Jesus Christ.
How about 607?
You're on the horn.
Wait a minute, I've already called a 607 number.
How about 95?
No, I've already called that one too.
It's a 574.
Yeah, thank you.
Ashin's TV boss, Nick Rich, keep it in my faces.
We smell like doo doo ass big bona on the rounding.
When I put it in your button, we showed the big spamming wheel.
Jesus Christ.
I mean, this just never ends, does it?
This shit never ends, does it?
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, we're moving on.
I'm not sticking on this GOP primary cock ass crap because nobody cares, all right?
Nobody gives a crap.
You're just sitting over there playing with your Peter Poppers and playing these stupid dumb recordings for Christ's sake.
Stupid morons.
I just, I can't believe this crap.
I mean, I'm just getting my voice back.
You know, I haven't been around for a while.
And this is what you people do.
You know what I mean?
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, I want to talk a little bit about this ICE shooting, this immigration and custom enforcement agent shooting.
Are you all familiar with what happened out here in California?
Well, if you're not, let me enlighten you on what happened.
All right.
Apparently, a couple of bureaucrats within the bureaucracy called?
Immigration and Custom Enforcement Agency decided that they were, I don't know, the boss was going to reprimand one of the underfield agents for some freaking reason.
All right.
Anyway, they brought in this agent.
Let me tell you the two people's names first of all.
Now, the name of the person that killed the freaking boss, his name is Escovelle Zeke Garcia.
This is the low-ranking supervisor that was being reprimanded by his boss.
And believe it or not, for some reason, there was some heated exchange between him and his boss.
And apparently, Garcia decided to pull out his gat and dispense disciplinary action with extreme prejudice.
Now, when he was out here shooting his boss, the person that was observing the conversation, because believe it or not, you know, how these bureaucrats are, they wanted a third party in the room just in case something like this happened.
Although that third party didn't prevent the actual shooting from taking place.
But anyway, the third party that was witnessing this whole exchange of gunfire pulled out his gun and shot Garcia dead.
You understand?
They shot him dead.
You know what I mean?
I mean, this is serious business out here.
These are supposed to be bureaucrats that are supposed to be keeping us safe for Christ's sake.
These are the federal agents that are supposed to be keeping our homeland safe, and they're shooting each other for Christ's sake.
Now, why exactly would these agents shoot each other?
Well, I'll tell you why.
This is a merger of the U.S. Customs and Border Patrol Enforcement, all right, and the Immigration and Natural Service.
This is a complete merger of these three bureaucracies, all right?
And this merger of these freaking bureaucracies, for Christ's sake, has caused a rift in the bureaucracy, all right?
I mean, this merger, which is now called the Immigration and Customs Enforcement, have basically pitted teams, old bureaucracy versus old bureaucracy.
And this is what this whole shooting stems from, for Christ's sake.
Can you believe this crap?
The murder of this ICE agent comes down to the merger of bureaucracies.
Jesus Christ.
I mean, what a disgrace.
You know, these guys are supposed to keep us safe out here, and they're shooting each other because, oh, my bureaucracy had a bigger schlong head than your bureaucracy.
So that gives me more power.
That gives me more authority over you.
So I'm going to go ahead and wave my finger in your face.
That's what this all comes down to.
This immigration and customs enforcement shooting in California.
That's what it all comes down to.
It's a freaking merger of bureaucracies, and these idiots were getting pissed off at each other.
And this is a culmination of that.
Can you believe that?
This is why I keep telling everybody who listens to my goddamn broadcast that freaking bureaucracies are dangerous.
They're incompetent.
They're ineffective.
And we should stop sitting here and continuing to grow these bureaucracies.
We should stop sitting here and spending our taxpaying dollars on these bureaucrats and their salaries and their goddamn lifetime tenures and all this stupid crap that these freaking idiots get.
Enough of bureaucracy, all right?
This ICE shooting, this immigration and customs enforcement agency shooting should go to show you that bureaucracy is ineffective and we could stop today growing bureaucracy if we could elect a government that is actually for small governments and not some overgrown government freaking Goliath out here that wants to continue to grow the government until we're all serfs.
Jesus Christ.
We got freaking federal agents shooting each other because of the merger of bureaucracy.
I mean, what a joke.
These clowns are supposed to be the ones that are protecting us.
Can you believe this crap?
Good God.
Anyway, what do you have to say about this?
646-6524-869 is the number to call.
Area code 240.
You're on the horn.
Hey, ghosts, it's me.
Who's me?
240 trans testicle.
Twinkle.
You know, my love has freaking long.
I'd be glad to put in your pooper, ghost.
Ah, Jesus Christ.
And you even refer to it as a pooper?
I'm coming in dry.
I'm coming in dry, ghost.
Ah, get this sick trash captain.
Get off, for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ.
I mean, I'm sorry, folks, but, you know, this.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
I can't.
I can't.
I got trance testicles up in here for Christ's sake.
Freaking trans testicles, for Christ's sake.
Good God.
Good God.
Oh, gee, that is just gross.
Oh, my God.
Get her the mic.
Freaking mine, for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ, you're coming in dry.
I'm not saying anything.
That's just disgraceful.
That is disgusting.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, we're talking about these ICE agents that killed each other in California.
These federal agents that are supposed to be keeping the public safe.
Meanwhile, they're turning the guns on each other because of the merger of bureaucracy.
Jesus Christ.
202, you're on the horn.
Hey, ghosts.
What's up?
I wanted to ask you a question about anything.
Yo, what's up?
Why does he sound like that?
Like, I can't understand anything that he says whenever I hear him.
Well, you know what?
You don't need to know what he says, for Christ's sake.
He's the engineer, all right?
I'm the only one that needs to know what he says, all right?
The engineer is not the talent.
I'm the talent, all right?
Ghost!
Ghost is the talent.
Isn't that right, engineer?
Say, don't sit here and say, why does the engineer sound like anything, all right?
He doesn't even have a microphone.
Sitting over here giving the engineer crap.
Keep doing your job, engineer.
You're doing a good job today.
Anyway, we got 330.
You're on the horn.
Anyway, we got 330.
You're on the horn.
Jesus Christ.
What am I?
Echo?
Do I got a freaking echo up in here?
901, you're on the horn.
Um, I'm on the air.
Yeah, you're on the air.
What's up?
Well, I'm just.
Sorry, I'm not.
That's okay.
You're a stumbling, mumbling little jerk.
I get it.
We get it.
520, what's up?
Jesus Christ.
What is this?
A Helen Keller party, for Christ's sake?
Yeah, you want to know what a Helen Keller party sounds like?
Oh, there.
Let me give you an example.
Yeah, sounds like a real bitch in party, right?
So stop calling me with that crap, you stupid moron.
330, what's up?
What do you think about this ice agent crap?
I mean, hell, I mean, in my personal opinion, rainbow.
Shut up.
We're not hearing splices right now, jerk dick.
405, what's up?
Hey, what's going on, ghost?
How you doing?
Hey, man, I'm fucking sick as shit, but I'm glad you had a show today.
Man, I haven't seen it's all bullshit.
I just want to call and make sure you had a good weekend, man.
I'm freaking falling apart, but I hope you're having a good weekend.
No, I had a decent weekend.
I was suffering with some throat ailments and, of course, the ulcers, but I'm all better now.
The voice is coming in and out, but other than that, I'm all right, man.
What's wrong with you?
I think I got pneumonia or something, man.
I don't know.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
I hope not, man.
Are you kidding me?
Yeah, it sucks.
Oh, geez, man.
What's your Twitter name, man?
So people can tweet at you and give you some best well wishes or something, man.
Dodge SRT 54, man.
Oh, shit.
Is this Capitalist Chris?
You're damn right.
Oh, man.
You don't sound like yourself, man.
I hope you get better.
You sound pretty bad, bro.
Well, I appreciate it, man.
I hope you guys are having a good day, man.
Yeah, we are, man.
Everybody, tell everybody, you know, get well to Capitalist Chris out here, man, because he doesn't sound very good.
He usually sounds pretty boisterous.
And, you know, he sounds pretty strong.
Unfortunately, this man, Jesus Christ, this man is just in unfortunate shape.
I mean, Jesus Christ.
Capitalist Chris, man, I'm sorry to hear it, man.
I'm pneumonia.
Take care of yourself, buddy, man.
Drink plenty of fluids, man, and get some sleep.
You know what I mean?
I mean, Jesus Christ.
I mean, that's some serious business.
Everybody, let's keep up to date with Capitalist Chris and make sure that this man's not, you know, croaked out on us or something, all right?
Seriously, I mean, pneumonia is not a joke.
You know, get well there, Chris, all right?
Uh, who do we got here?
214, you're on the horn.
Another Helen Keller deaf mute.
As a matter of fact, we're getting rid of a lot of these freaking same area codes off.
Get them off!
Get them off, engineer!
Start clicking some of these idiots off that just sit there all goddamn.
They don't say a goddamn thing.
954, you're on the horn.
That sounds like freaking circus music for Christ's sake.
And then you're going to sit.
I mean, Jesus Christ.
Let's try some Skype callers.
How about that?
How about that?
How about we try some goddamn Skype callers for Christ's sake?
Jesus Christ.
How about CB Fat Marshall?
What's up?
You're on the horn.
Hi.
This is Candy.
Who's this?
John Conquest.
Hi there, Johnny.
How are you?
Good to see you.
Good to hear from you.
What are you wearing, Johnny?
What are you talking about?
I don't get it.
What do you mean?
I'm wearing a white crotch this cheese thing with matching bra.
A pair of white four-inch high heels.
I'm rubbing my pussy.
I mean, I don't have the time or the patience to be sitting over here and explaining to you on a freaking baller Friday, all right?
Oh, Johnny, you're making me really wet.
Jesus Christ, are we going to start this?
Is this what we're going to do on a baller Friday, for Christ's sake?
Are you touching your cock, Johnny?
I mean, Jesus, Keith, go back in the kitchen, all right?
Excuse me?
God damn it, I never said that.
I would never say that.
That's a splice.
You know it and I know it.
Do you want me to suck you off?
Shut up, that shit.
Enough!
Enough!
I want you to come all over my face.
That's it, Johnny.
Are you gonna come?
Are you gonna come?
Are you kidding me?
You idiots are actually calling sex lines and using my voice to be good!
Damn it!
Jesus!
God damn it, man!
God damn it with all these freaking prankholes, and they're using my voice to be good, God!
Jesus Christ!
Give me the mic!
Jesus Christ, can you all knock that crap off?
Just knock it off already, all right?
Stop using my voice for freaking prank calls, for Christ's sake.
Stop it!
Knock it off!
Jesus Christ.
You know, I mean, that stupid dumb phone sex whore went along the whole time with that stupid prank call.
I mean, she almost broke character there.
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Did you see that?
When that get out of the, get back into the kitchen little line was said to her.
She said, What?
What?
Stupid bra just shut up and just continue a couple of fingers up your pink taco and pretend that you just shut up and do your job Jesus Christ.
Anyway, 646-652-4869 is the number to call for Christ's sake.
I just.
I can't believe that these people are.
I mean, it's.
Jesus Christ.
You see what I've got to put up with, folks, ma'am?
You see this crap?
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, let's move on to another subject matter.
We were talking about those freaking ICE agents shooting each other out there in California, the immigration and custom enforcement agents shooting each other out there because of the merger of bureaucracies, the merger between U.S. custom and border enforcement and the immigration and naturalization services.
All right?
I mean, that's really what culminated in this shooting, and it should go to show you that bureaucrats are incompetent.
They care about nothing more than the goddamn power, for Christ's sake.
Anyway, let's go ahead and move on to Iran a little bit, all right?
Because, of course, the U.N. inspectors are arriving in Iran for so-called talks.
That's right.
I mean, they're still talking to Iran, for Christ's sake.
Even though there's a lot of saber-rattling going around on all sides, supposedly, U.N. inspectors are going to go into the country.
They're going to inspect the so-called nuclear facilities that are in question to see if there's any enrichment of any kind of uranium, so on and so forth.
And I don't know if this is just posturing.
I don't know if this is a legitimate talking or a legitimate diplomacy with Iran and the United Nations.
I don't know.
But there's a lot of goddamn saber-rattling going around, and I really don't appreciate it because this literally could be the prelude to World War III.
I mean, you all know all the disorder that's pending.
I mean, all we need is one trigger.
And like that, it could be global conflicts everywhere, man.
Take a swig of this beer.
Good stuff.
But anyway, as I said, the UN inspectors are arriving in Iran today for so-called talks.
And moreover, Iran has halted its oil sales to the UK and France.
So what does that mean exactly?
That means that the UK and France are no longer going to be sold Iran oil, which in essence shoots Iran in the foot.
They're shooting themselves in the goddamn foot for Christ's sake.
You know what I mean?
And why is that?
That means that no one on the world market, with the exception of China and India at this point in time, actually are going to consume Iran oil.
I mean, China and India are only going to be their only paying customers.
But now that Iran is dependent exclusively on China and India to consume its oil, China and India know they got leverage on Iran.
And now they want Iran to sell them oil at a premium price below the market price.
Can you believe this crap?
I mean, Iran's shooting itself in the foot.
I mean, how is it going to raise revenue?
How is it going to continue to sustain its government?
How is it going to continue to sustain its infrastructure, its military, without being able to sell its natural resource of oil on the world market to generate revenues?
I mean, they're shooting themselves in the foot.
China and India have already stated that they are not going to pay world market prices if Iran wants to exclusively sell to them.
So Iran is literally going to have to sell to Iran and India, or see me, Iran and China, or Iran's going to have to sell to China and India, rather, below market value.
Below market value.
I mean, they're shooting themselves in the foot.
I mean, what a bunch of idiots.
Anyway, I have no idea, you know, what move this was.
I don't have an idea on why the goddamn Iranian government pulled this move, but it was stupid and they're shooting themselves in the foot.
And I'd be keenly watching what the hell's going on here, man, because they can only go like this for so long before they start starving themselves out because of the lack of consumers of their oil.
It's a very interesting story, what's happened in Iran.
I want to hear from you.
646-652-4869, what do you think about all this Iranian situation?
What do you think about it?
Area code 412, you're on the horn.
Yo, Ghost, what's going on at Smoga?
Hey, what's going on there, Smojan?
Not too much.
Hey, I wanted to call in on Thursday, but I was at work.
I wanted to comment on the PC versus console gamers.
One thing that nobody really brought up is, you know, with a mouse and keyboard, it's so much more precise, and therefore there's such a higher skill cap that all the really competitive play is on PC.
Of course, you have tournaments for shitty-ass console games, but I mean, the skill cap between the two, if you were to put somebody versus a controller versus somebody that actually has a keyboard and mouse, they'd get shit on.
Wow, that's interesting, man.
I mean, and do they intermingle in the multiplayer universe?
I mean, are there console gamers that play with PC gamers?
And is that an actual factor as it relates to the skill factor?
Not really.
I mean, you can use a controller, a 360 controller on PC, but none of the games are really all that cross-platform.
So if you have Xbox, you have to play with people that have Xbox and so on and so forth.
Oh, interesting, man.
So what you're saying is that the skill players play the PC and the novice players or the not-so-good players play the console.
Yeah, the Poe in America, just like you said, on console gaming.
Although, I must say, I must say, I do like the first-party Nintendo games.
Those are always fun.
But as far as Xbox and PS3, you might as well just play PC.
Hey, man, well, thanks for that insight there, Smojan.
You heard it once again.
We had this debate on the last show.
PC versus console gaming.
And it looks like PC is winning the hearts of the skilled gamers.
And it looks like the Poe in America are the ones that are out there console gaming, which is very, very interesting.
Anyway, we were talking a little bit about Iran once again, talking about how the UN inspectors, the United Nations inspectors, are going into Iran for so-called talks.
Moreover, Iran has halted its oil sales to the UK and France, which is basically shooting itself in the foot because it no longer has any global consumers for its oil other than China and India.
And of course, we were talking about how China and India want a better deal from Iran other than paying the world market prices.
So Iran's shooting itself in the foot for Christ's sake.
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I mean, good God.
Anyway, I want to hear from you.
646-652-4869.
Jesus Christ, are you kidding me?
My microphone is running out of batteries for Christ's sake.
Did you hear this?
Do you hear this crap?
What the hell is this crap?
This has never happened before.
It looks like the microphone is going out, folks.
This is the same microphone, mind you, that I have been using ever since I started this broadcast, all right?
I mean, four years ago.
So it looks like it's crapping out, folks.
Jesus Christ, can you believe this crap?
I have no other microphone.
I have no other microphone here in the office.
I have none.
We're gonna be screwed here.
Jesus Christ, let me go to a long break or something and see if I can't charge this up or find freaking batteries or something.
Can you believe this clap?
Good God, Jesus Christ, man.
I have no freaking idea what to do.
This is the first time it's happened here.
Hey, engineer, put on some typo negative or something.
Some kind of long-ass song so that we can kind of charge this thing up and see if we can continue the goddamn show for Christ's sake.
You got that?
I'm sorry, folks.
I know this is a little inconvenient.
This has never happened on the show.
I mean, we may go off because of the low battery here.
My apologies.
All right.
Jesus Christ, this is embarrassing for Christ's sake.
I should have known that when I left this crap off the charger for a week.
Oh, my God.
Are we still on the air?
Oh, Jesus Christ.
It's going off and on.
Anyway, go to the song, engineer.
Go to that damn song.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, we're going to go put some typo negative.
It's going to be a little bit of a long.
It's going to be a little long of a song, but we're going to go ahead and try to recharge this son of a bitch up.
And hopefully we can continue the show.
So I'll be right back, folks.
All right.
I will be right back.
I'll be right back, folks.
Recharging the Show Equipment00:03:20
She's in love with herself.
She likes the dark.
On a milk white neck.
The devil's mom.
Now it's all hollow and sea.
The moon is full.
But will she trickle the trees?
I'll bet she will.
She will be on the wheel.
She's got a fate and me light with no fun about you.
Oh, baby, little evil stew.
Ain't got no feel on you.
Well, and I call her evil.
She's a left when Caset fell on me.
Moving crap.
Can you wanna go?
I'm gonna screen it in the way.
You can't go out.
Your red eye on fire.
Little wolf skin boom, a close cigarette and a rocket begun over.
Sheer perfume smells like burning me.
Every day is all over the week.
Yeah, you wanna go out on your way again.
No, I'm not losing your fire.
Love Songs and Dead Themes00:03:51
He got bread, but love with you, Love you Long love and have you was like love of the dead.
Love and you Love and you love love and you was like love in the dead.
Love is you was like love is the dead.
Love is you was like love is the dead.
Love is you was like love in the dead.
Would I love it today?
Would I love in the day?
Would I love this dead Jesus
Christ.
Hey, check, check.
Shut it off.
Shut it off.
All right.
Text-to-Speech Controversy00:06:12
Look, I don't know if people can hear me.
We're trying something new here.
Can anybody hear this?
Jesus Christ.
I can't believe that I'm sitting over here.
People are sitting over here saying that I should go ahead and do text-to-speech like I'm some freaking Stephen Hawking jerk.
You know, the I'm not going to do that.
For you folks that are unaware, I am here on Skype now.
I'm on freaking Skype.
So if you can hear me, please tweet at me and let me know what's going on.
Can you hear me?
All right, people can hear me for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ.
I got to sit here and I got to do the freaking show on freaking Skype for Christ's sake.
I got a freaking headset on.
You know what I mean?
It's just freaky.
It's freaky.
It's not even the same for Christ's sake.
God damn it.
Jesus Christ.
Makes me sick for Christ's sake.
Everybody's saying I sound like I'm on freaking, you know, the capitalist army freaking chat room for Christ's sake.
Well, I'm sorry, all right.
I'm sitting over here having to use a freaking Skype for Christ's sake.
My apologies, all right?
I mean, but the show must go on, all right?
The freaking show must go on for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ.
Oh, I sound a little teeny.
Shove it up, your ass, all you people that are giving me crap for this crap, all right?
You people that are giving me crap.
Anyway, what the hell?
Where the hell am I?
I don't even know what the hell I'm talking about for Christ's sake.
That stupid damn technical difficulty just threw me off keyster for Christ's sake.
Anyway, we were talking about freaking Iran, but let me go ahead and move on because we are now in the third and final hour of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
And of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
And once again, folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
For all you folks that are not doing this, do it now.
Retweet the broadcast, boy.
All right, retweet the broadcast.
Go to the forums.
Go to the blogs.
All right.
Go to the goddamn social networks and spread it around like wildfire, baby.
Spread it around like wildfire.
And let everybody know that True Capitalist Radio is in effect and in the house.
And of course, for all you assholes that are out there that are too lazy to open up another freaking window on your browser, there's all kinds of little freaking freaking buttons underneath the player right there, right?
Jesus Christ, it makes me sick.
It makes me sick.
Makes me sick.
You know what?
I'm not even going to do this.
This is stupid.
Y'all need to hold on again because I'm not broadcasting with this crap.
All right, I'm not broadcasting with this.
This is shit.
This is just garbage.
This is just goddamn.
This is crap.
This is crap.
I'm not putting up with this crap, all right?
This is not me.
All right, this doesn't sound like me.
This is just outer crap.
So I'm going to go and take another goddamn break because I refuse to sit here and continue to broadcast with this disgusting, pathetic, dumbass headset.
All right?
Put on something, engineer.
Put on something right now.
I don't want to sit here and do this crap.
Get me out of here.
Just suck!
This stupid headset.
Folks, suck.
I'd like to sing a song about the American dreamer.
About me.
About you.
About the way our American hearts beat way down in the bottom of our chests.
About that special feeling we get in the top.
Maybe below the cockles.
Maybe in the subcockal area.
Maybe in the liver.
Maybe in the kidneys.
Maybe even in the colon.
We don't know.
I'm just a regular Joe with a regular job.
I'm your average white suburbanized loud.
I like football and porno and books about war.
I got an average house with a nice hard wooden floor.
My wife and my job.
My kids in my car.
My feet on my table.
And a cubic cigar.
But sometimes that just ain't enough to keep a man like me.
It's stupid.
Oh, no.
No way.
No, I've got to go out and have fun at someone else's expense.
Oh, yeah.
I drive really slow in the ultra-fast lane.
While people behind me are going insane.
I'm an extra-you, yo-yo.
I'm an escort.
This goddamn microphone.
Public toilets and I sit on the seat.
I walk around in the summertime saying, How about this heat?
I'm an escort.
I'm an extra idiot.
How many times I park in handicapped faces while handicapped people make handicaps and faces.
I'm an exclusive.
I'm an excuse.
Maybe I shouldn't be singing this song.
Fame, Glamour, and Fruit Balls00:05:16
Rancing and raving and carrying on.
Maybe they're right when they tell me I'm wrong.
Now, I'm an Esso, yo, you.
Come on, exploring.
Turn a goddamn thing off, engineer.
Let me tell you something.
Since the goddamn mic is fruiting up out here, and everybody out there in the goddamn internets and out there in Twitter land are fruiting up as well for Christ's sake.
Let's go ahead and just throw on a song for your fruits.
How about that?
How about we throw on a freaking little song for your fruit balls that are out there fruiting up?
You're fruiting up for Christ's sake.
How about we go out there and play a song for your fruits?
How about that?
Go ahead and put something on, engineer.
God damn it.
Fruiting up out here.
They're fruiting up.
That's her ass, older pucks.
That's right, that's right.
We are living in the age in which the pursuit of all values of advanced money success fame glamour has either been discredited or destroyed.
Money, success, fame, glamour.
So we are living in the age of the thing.
Money, success, fame, glamour.
lamenter, money, success.
Fame, glamour, money, success, fame, glamour.
Money, success, fame, glamour.
We are living in the age of the thing.
315, what's up?
You're on the horn.
Oh, girls, I love your big cock and my asshole.
Wood Chippers and Disgust00:05:43
Oh, my God.
This is disgusting.
This is just disgusting.
This is just a disgrace, man.
I mean, we're the parents.
We're the parents of this crap.
I mean, this is what America's turned out to be, for Christ's sake.
A sick, disgusting, twisted version of itself.
I mean, this is America.
This is what it's turned out to be.
I've not joked it.
Good God.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
This is just disgusting.
This is just disgusting is what it is.
Oh, God.
This is America, for Christ's sake, you stupid sexy crap.
I kid you not!
I kid you not!
This is America, and you hear it for yourself, man.
God damn it!
What happened to the children for Christ's sake?
I mean, listen to this!
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Oh, I'm disgusting for Christ's sake.
I mean, I can't believe that I'm hearing this for Christ's sake.
Oh, my God.
I mean, Jesus Christ.
Give me the goddamn mic.
I've told all of you time and time again.
I've told all of you that your parents have thrown all the young people into wood chippers.
They've thrown you all into wood chippers.
And I've been telling you, and you don't care.
You're not listening.
You're not listening and it's not penetrating your psyche for Christ's sake.
So one more time.
One more time for all you losers that can't get it to your goddamn thick skulls.
One more time for the people that can't understand the grasp, the seriousness that's right before your eyes.
I'm going to give an audio effigy.
An audio effigy of you.
I'm talking about the baby boomers.
I'm talking about Generation X. I'm talking about Generation Y. You have thrown the children into wood chippers.
We have thrown children into wood chippers.
And you don't care.
You don't care.
I'm going to put on an audio effigy, you sorry sacks of crap.
Engineer.
Engineer.
Throw on that wood chipper.
Throw on that wood chipper right now.
I'm going to do an audio effigy of the parents of America throwing their children into wood chippers.
They're throwing their children into wood chippers.
Throw on that wood chipper.
Throw it on.
Your parents did this.
Get it.
Get it.
All right.
Shut it off, Vince.
Shut it off.
I'm telling you, stupid, sorry sacks of crap.
When you leave your children at home and you think that you can, you know, leave them in front of some goddamn violent video game, you think you can leave them in front of some goddamn boob tube?
God damn it, you think you can leave them with some illegal alien child care provider?
You're throwing them.
You're throwing them into wood chipper.
You're throwing them in your goddamn wood chipper.
Jesus Christ.
I can't believe you, sorry sacks of crap.
You're just not understanding.
You're not understand what I'm saying to you people.
You people, especially you trolls out there, you people are a bigger pain in the ass than a sticky shit.
Than a sticky shit.
Jesus Christ.
Give me a break.
Give me a drink.
International Soapbox Arguments00:15:28
Jesus Christ.
All right.
All right, let me calm down.
Let me calm down here, folks.
I'm sorry.
I know I'm going off keyster here, folks.
But I mean, after that last call of that, you know, young would obviously sound like below ten years old kid calling up saying that sick, disgusting sexual perversion.
It's horrible.
It hits me right here.
Get goddamn near the heart.
You're listening to Ghost on True Capitalist Radio.
True Capitalist Radio.
All right, we're back with the goddamn regular mic for Christ's sake.
You know what?
It may crap out.
It may not.
I don't know what the hell's going on here.
You know, I left the freaking mic off of the freaking charger for the weekend.
Came into the office this afternoon, thought I could put it into the charger and, you know, get a full charge.
And for you folks that are like, well, why are you using a wireless microphone?
So I can walk around the freaking room for Christ's sake.
Anyway, my apologies, you know, for having to throw consecutive freaking audio clips, man.
I mean, my apologies, man.
I mean, it is just screwed up.
You know what I mean?
It's just another screwed-up show.
Anyway, we're talking about the freaking Iran halting oil sales to the U.K. and France.
Also, I want to talk a little bit about the Nigerian situation with the Boko harem.
According to the latest poll, the majority of the Nigerian population don't back the Boko harem's views.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
No kidding.
You needed a poll for that?
The Boko harem is going out there and blowing people up.
They're killing people in a country that is majority Muslim.
I mean, it's stupid.
It's pathetic.
Of course, the Nigerian majority doesn't back the Boko harem's views.
No shit, Sherlock.
Jesus Christ.
Let me move on because I don't know how much time we got left.
South Korea begins military drills despite the North Korean threat.
For you folks that are unaware, North Korea is actually conducting drills in the same place North Korea actually launched missiles and actually killed some South Korean soldiers.
What was it, this time last year?
Well, they are now practicing military exercises amidst the North Korean threat that they are viewing those military exercises as an act of aggression, and supposedly North Korea is going to act swiftly.
The same saber-rattling coming out of North Korea.
But once again, what this military exercise in South Korea says to me is that the South Korea is sensing what I sensed when Kim Jong-un took the control of North Korea, that there was weakness there, that there was an actual rift within North Korea between the military hierarchy and Kim Jong-un.
I mean, I think that this kid is a complete figurehead.
I mean, even his brother that's living in China thinks so.
And at this point in time, I mean, this show of force by South Korea shows me that South Korea believes that there is a rift in North Korea, just as I suggested, and they are flexing nuts.
That's what they're doing by this military exercise.
They are flexing nuts.
Not to mention that next week they have a 12-day military exercise with the United States military.
And if I'm not mistaken, I believe we have over 22,000 military servicemen and women out there in Korea.
So let's see what happens with this scenario, because, of course, North Korea is not very happy about South Korea going into what it deems its territory.
So, I mean, it's just going to get freaking disgusting.
All right.
All right.
Watch what happens.
Whatever happens in the Korean Peninsula.
All right, let's move on to the next subject because I don't know when the hell this goddamn microphone is going to crap out on me again.
All right.
The Chinese, let's talk a little bit about China since we were talking about it earlier.
China is accusing the West of stirring up unrest in Syria.
I know I forgot to put that in the description, but they are accusing the West of stirring up unrest in Syria.
Can you believe this crap?
I mean, these are the same people that murdered, I don't know how many hundreds of thousands of their own people during Geniman Square.
These are the same people that are massacring people right now in Tibet, trying to infringe upon the free people of Tibet, for Christ's sake.
And they have the audacity to sit over here and get on a soapbox and attempt to act as if they're humanitarians by suggesting that the West is somehow rabble-rousing this disgusting crimes against humanity in Syria.
I mean, what a joke, man.
I mean, since when does China take the humanitarian high road in this position?
I have no freaking idea.
They got the audacity to sit here and point their finger at the West for supposedly stirring up what's going on in Syria.
What a crock of crap.
All right, go shove a rotten egg roll down your throats, you damn Chinese commies sitting over here trying to rabble-rouse.
And why are they doing this?
Well, I'll tell you why.
Because they just may send Chinese troops into Syria.
I'm not joking.
I mean, I haven't heard this type of rhetoric come out of China relating to another country and its so-called humanitarian problem.
Now, don't get me wrong, the Chinese government is taking the side of Bashar al-Assad here.
There's no doubt about it.
That's why they rejected the United Nations resolution when it was initiated last month.
But they are actually going to try to take the lead in an attempt to prevent any more supposed crimes against humanity in Syria.
And this PR move by announcing that the United, or not the United States, but the quote-unquote West is responsible for the unrest in Syria is utter malarkey.
It's crap.
And they're trying to put themselves on a freaking international soapbox, showing themselves as some freaking humanitarians.
And let me tell you, if they happen to send in any Chinese troops for so-called quote-unquote peacekeeping missions, they are already laying the groundwork for public relations as it relates to the Islamist world.
I mean, why exactly are you thinking that they are saying it was the West that stirred up everything that's happening in Syria?
They're trying to get the word out there to the Islamists through all the Arab Springs so that if China happens to quote-unquote throw a peacekeeping missing in Syria, the Islamists will back them up.
I mean, this is a disgrace what China's doing.
All right, and meanwhile, we got the vice president of China, Xi Jiangping, over here signing deals with our agricultural farmers in the Midwest, for Christ's sake, so they could sell half their yield to China next year.
We got the Zi Jiangping signing deals with Hollywood so that they could be not only the monopolist of America in content, but the monopolist of the world, and they're trying to recruit China to be their enforcers, for Christ's sake.
I mean, this has just gone mad.
This is sick.
I would watch China's approach to this whole Syrian situation.
I kid you not, if these people decide to use some quote-unquote peacekeeping mission to so-called stop all the crimes against humanity in Syria, you better believe that that's the beginning right there.
I mean, there's so many ways that World War III can unfold at this point in time.
It seems almost inevitable.
I mean, the Iranian situation, now China's, you know, honking its own horn about Syria.
You know, you've got the Egyptians, the wild jihudis that this administration backed up when they decided to oust Hansi Mubarak.
And now that the damn Islamic Brotherhood and all these other freaks are in power, for Christ's sake, they're arresting Americans.
I mean, where's the administration on that?
I mean, when we were out here publicizing it this time last year, when these wild jehudis were plundering and pillaging and raping their own people, we were out here putting it on the news as if it was some great leap for freaking humanity or something.
I was the only one on this freaking media circuit.
Anybody, anybody broadcasting, I was the only one saying that this is not going to end well, that the fundamentals of this revolution was not founded on the back of intellectual curiosity.
I mean, this was just some impulsive reaction to some idiots that abused first world communications, i.e. Facebook and Twitter, to a third world nation via Egypt, all right?
I'm talking about Whale Gonem, all right?
Mr. Time magazine most influential man of the year of 2011, 2010, for Christ's sake.
Whale Gondam, the guy that inspired all this madness that seemed to be brushed under the rug.
Any one of us inspire what Whale Gonem inspired in Egypt, we would be not only thrown in jail, but we would be executed for treason.
But this man gets to whine and dine with all the bigwig Hollywood socialites at the freaking Time 100 most influential people of the year.
What a joke.
You understand?
Well, what an utter pathetic joke.
Jesus Christ.
I'm sorry.
I don't mean to be getting off Keister going off on Egypt here, but seriously.
Anyway, let me move on.
Russia's president, believe it or not, Medavev, is meeting with the critics on reforms.
Can you believe this crap?
He's actually meeting with the opposition.
He's actually going out there and meeting with the opposition in person.
That just goes to show you how much this uprising in Russia is affecting Russian politics.
They are actually scared that this uprising may jeopardize the pathetic, pussywhipped, dumbass, totalitarian system that they're trying to set forth once again.
And all I've got to say to Russia is, come on, Russia, come on and raise up, baby.
Take your shirt off, throw it around your goddamn head like a helicopter.
I can't believe this.
The Russian president, Medavev, is actually meeting with the freaking critics on the freaking reforms going on.
I mean, Medavev has gone as far as to say, we are going to loosen up the voter way.
We are going to loosen up the way people come into the country.
Shut up!
In essence, what he's saying is that they're going to allow anti-Kremlin parties to run in elections.
I mean, great.
Yeah, thanks, Medavev.
Man, come on, Russia.
Come on and raise up.
That's all I got to say, all right?
And it's a big sign when the president is meeting with the protesters.
That's a big sign.
They're winning, to say the least.
And last but not least, Carnival begins in Rio de Janeiro this week, huh?
I mean, why am I hearing this on mainstream news?
Why am I being shown this on mainstream news feeds that Carnival in Brazil is kicking off?
I mean, do you idiots even know what that is?
It's a sick, disgusting orgy hole, all right?
I mean, homosexual, heterosexual, lesbos, just a bunch of sick, disgusting heathens.
I mean, just, you know, having sex with one another like a bunch of disgusting jungle-filled animals, man.
I'm not joking.
I mean, that's what Carnival is.
Everybody's just kind of, you know, putting their schlong in whatever hole it fits in for Christ's sake.
There's no wrong hole, apparently, in Carnival.
So they're out here just, you know, getting in where they're fitting in.
I mean, you know, everybody's just out there just having open sexual relations out in the street, in the clubs.
It's really, really disgusting.
It's shocking, to say the least.
It's shocking that a whole freaking carnal, there's a whole Carnival dedicated to the sexual deviancy of an entire country.
And I'm telling you, I mean, not just, you know, homosexual, heterosexual, lesbo, she males.
I mean, you know, Jesus, eunuchs, you know, I mean, it's just unfreaking believable.
All right?
It is just disgusting what's going on out there in Carnival in Brazil.
And why our mainstream media is covering, I have no freaking idea.
All right, but let me tell you something right now.
It is a sick, disgusting, pathetic, diseased-filled orgy hole.
All right, that's what it is.
That's what Carnival is.
I mean, you think about every sexually transmitted disease.
If you go out there and participate in that, you're at least going to catch at least a handful of them.
I mean, because literally everybody just walking around naked.
They're hanging out with their wang out.
You know, they're out there just, you know, putting it in whatever holes, bent over, whatever holes got their legs spread.
I'm not joking.
It's that sick, man.
Nobody knows anybody.
Everybody's screwing everybody.
It's disgusting.
Anyway, let me get on to some lighter news here while we still can.
All right.
Did anybody hear about this artificial lab-grown meat?
Anybody hear about this?
Yeah.
Artificial lab-grown meat that was created from stem cells has been created.
And believe it or not, they're actually considering this as an alternative for actual grazed cow beef.
Huh?
Can you believe this crap?
Artificial meat.
That's coming to a burger near you.
Can you believe that?
Some mad scientist in a freaking pastry dish is actually using stem cells to create strips of freaking muscle tissue that is going to end up growing into freaking hamburger in the next couple of months.
Can you believe this crap?
Would you eat this?
I mean, would you eat some freaking stem cell, freaking grown burger?
Vegan Burgers and Hormones00:04:43
For Christ's sake, I mean, come on.
Give me a freaking break.
I'm not joking.
I mean, you've got mad scientists growing meat in a pastry dish, in a petri dish, for Christ's sake.
And they're going to put it in your food.
Jesus Christ, man.
Soil and green, man.
That's what this shit is.
Soilant grain.
And you know, soil and green is people.
Jesus Christ.
We got assholes sitting over here saying, yes, I would.
Yeah, I got people tweeting me saying, yeah, I'd eat it.
There's no problem.
I'd eat it.
Let me tell you something.
We should be feeding this crap to the Poe in America if we're going to be feeding it to anybody.
You understand what I'm saying?
I mean, we should be feeding not only this, but like all the cats and dogs that we euthanize throughout America.
I mean, it's like hundreds of thousands of cats and dogs.
We should literally skin them, use the freaking hides of all these dogs and cats to keep the homeless warm out there in the cold, and the meat that's left over, we should just shred it up and put it in some freaking bun and call it Sloppy Joe and fucking feed the fucking homeless.
Jesus Christ.
Excuse me if I'm getting a little angry out here, but I'm sick and tired of all these idiots getting food cards and going right to the butcher shop and getting freaking T-bone steaks, sirloin steaks out here on my taxpayer dime, courtesy of the freaking food card.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, and look, we got vegans up here.
Oh, look, I'm vegan.
It doesn't really bother me because I'm vegan.
Jesus Christ, I bet you're a pain in the ass, too, huh?
I bet you look like you've got these.
I mean, haven't you noticed most vegans, they got these swollen eyes, sunken cheeks.
You know what I mean?
They got the jowls going on.
They look like sick people, man.
I mean, I don't understand.
Look, vegans, you need protein, man.
All right?
You need protein.
You need some kind of protein.
You can't be vegans.
That's why you look like you're sick.
That's why your bones are brittle.
All right?
That's why you're always getting sick.
That's why you're always hurt.
So on and so forth.
All right?
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, last but not least, well, no, no, no, it's not last, yeah.
That's right.
Sex changing treatment for kids.
Have you all heard about this?
This is on the rise.
Oh, Jesus Christ with the stupid freaking microphone.
God damn it.
God damn it.
Anyway, sex change treatment for kids on the rise, folks.
Let me go ahead and just fill you in on this.
More and more parents are now going to doctors to give them sex change treatments, according to the Medical Journal of Pediatrics.
Can you believe this, crap?
Can you believe this?
Sex change treatments, for Christ's sake.
Can you believe this crap?
And I'm talking about young kids.
I'm talking about kids like eight years old and younger.
This is a fad out here.
This is what American parents are doing to their children.
They think that, oh, look, he thinks she's a girl.
Or she thinks she's a boy.
And they're going to go to the doctor and getting freaking hormones for this crap.
Jesus Christ.
And last but not least, leave Jeremy Lin.
He's going to cut you down.
Take it all over.
You can arrest.
He can do it.
Don't take nothing from nobody for your bad.
Entitlement System Critique00:05:20
Give us nothing.
Yeah, he's so bad.
They call him ball.
Keep up all.
Call the nigga.
He's so bad.
They call him Maw.
Keep up.
And realize that they've got to get their hacks together or they're going to throw the economic integrity of America out of whack.
And I want to hear from you.
What do you got to say about this?
646-652-4869.
Let's take some more calls here.
Area code 213.
You're on the air.
Ghost, baby.
I'm glad to see that you're back.
I thought you were in trouble.
I thought you might have got hurt or something.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
That's you again.
You're a great guy.
I'm fine.
Thanks for noticing.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's good.
I mean, you even started your show off by hating on Barack Obama, but it was just good to hear your voice, baby.
I ain't even going to get at you about that today.
Well, wait a minute.
Hold on.
The reason is not necessarily favorable to our president is because he's gotten it all wrong.
He can't even get these idiots in Washington in line to increase a simple debt ceiling increase, for Christ's sake.
I mean, he has no power whatsoever, no clout.
I mean, even though he can bamboozle, you know, ignorant simpletons like you that collect government entitlements, doesn't mean that he can bamboozle the rest of the common sense America out here.
And stop joking this goddamn kid.
I mean, when does that shit ever stop crying?
Well, everybody's entitled to their own opinion, ghost.
I understand you have an unfavorable view of Barack Obama, but I wanted to tell you about this scheme I've been doing, how I've been capitalizing lately, baby.
I might be able to get off welfare with the money I'm making, ghosts.
What are you talking about?
What scheme are you talking?
What the hell are you talking about?
Let me tell you something.
This is a good scheme, Ghost.
Look, me and Pookie, last week we were getting high.
We seen this show on TV called Extreme Couponers, right?
And I watched that show, Ghost, and a light bulb went off to my head, Ghost.
So me and Pookie, we've been clipping coupons, you know, just trying to save some money.
You know, we clip these manufacturers' coupons.
We double up on them coupons, baby.
We get like toothpaste free.
Well, pretty much what me and Pookie doing now.
We're going around, we're getting, you know, all that free stuff with these coupons, and we're bringing it back to the hood, baby.
And we're selling that shit for dirt cheap, ghosts.
And I'm making me some money, baby.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
What?
You're selling, you know, goods that you're getting from extreme couponing in the hood?
How are you selling it?
Are they paying you American money?
I mean, most of these people have food cars and crap.
Well, yeah, baby, but I mean, we, you know, we can get around all that.
You know, we trade food, food stamp points all the time for weed and shit, ghost.
That's easy to get around.
That's easy to get around.
Food stamp point for weed?
What the hell are you talking about?
Baby, yeah, food stamp cards are just as good as money, baby.
That's money, ghosts.
So you mean to tell me that you could actually trade your food points with another, you know, despicable, disgusting entitlement recipient loser?
Yeah, baby.
It was pretty much like, say you want $100 worth of marijuana for the month.
You know, you just spend your food card down to $100, and you hand the rest to somebody for some weed, ghosts.
Everybody knows how to do that.
That's beginner genocalism right there, baby.
That's beginner sucks.
Son of a bitch.
Get this $67.
Get him off my show and get off now.
I'm not going to sit here and allow the tens of thousands of capitalists that are listening to me throughout the world to listen to this ridiculous, disgusting, poverty-infested malarkey.
I refuse to let the tens of thousands of capitalists listen to this crap.
And why?
Why does this stupid loser continue to call me up?
I have no freaking idea.
Gloating about his ridiculous exploits of the entitlement system like he's some kind of a goddamn capitalist or something, for Christ's sake.
But this is all these people are.
This is where all these disgusting, despicable human beings are nowadays, for Christ's sake.
They have no integrity.
They have no pride for Christ's sake.
I mean, no integrity, no pride.
That's a recipe for disaster, for Christ's sake.
And I don't like the implications for this country.
Jesus Christ, give me a goddamn drink.
Give me a drink for Christ's sake.
Jeez.
Freaking hate that guy.
Let me just calm down here.
We're supposed to be talking about these scumbags in Washington raising the steppe ceiling.
Melting Pot of Friendship00:09:41
And of course, we got sidetracked by this asshole that calls me up with that ridiculous crying kid in the background.
I mean, I feel sorry for that kid.
Every time, every time that goddamn kid is crying up a goddamn storm, I mean, we're child protective services, for Christ's sake.
Let me calm down for Christ's sake.
All right, all right.
Look, we're back.
Unfortunately, this show is shot.
This show is shot.
So, what I'm gonna do for the last remainder of the show is just start putting random people on right now.
That's what I'm gonna do.
832.
Who else we got?
We got 858.
We've got 718.
We've got 347.
We've got 570.
We've got 901.
We've got 520.
Hey, you know, we've got 936.
936.
Joe Paterno's down.
586.
586 in the house.
I haven't been on for a long period of time.
The game is for a game.
The game is for a game.
Those are fun.
Oh, come on, dude.
709.
Obama, Obama, Obama, B. Obama.
I really ain't going to be able to do it.
Obama.
I really ain't Obama.
941.
941.
You're on the air.
Go.
Go.
786.
786 is on the horn.
Fucking hilarious.
I fucking love you so much.
701.
701.
You're on the horn.
Guys.
Oh, my God.
I love you.
You're on my house.
78.
Six, seven, eight is on the horse.
Guys, shut up.
Y'all guys are about to come in.
Wait, stop it.
3-7-3-4-7.
Oh, my God.
All of you.
Do you want a cake on a cake in a drink of solacea?
Oh, goddammit, asshole!
Hello, I think you have a real melting pot of friendship.
And so, can you clean and clean what's over here?
I think you have a real melting pot of friendship.
Five, six, seven, five, six, seven, you're on the horn.
That makes me feel mad at you.
Do you want a cake on a cake in a pot of friendship?
Do you want to take on a student of Trink of Celestia?
Very well, I'll show you a real melting pot of friendship.
Good morning.
I think this is Pokémon.
Very well, I'll show you a real melting pot of friendship.
Acho, get your bleeding teeth button over here and start with his rushes for rarity.
I'm watching porn.
I think you're a smack.
Very well, I'll give you a real melting pot of friendship.
Echo, get your bleeding teeth button over here, insert this rushes for rarity.
I'm watching porn.
This is a real melting pot of friendship.
Echo, get your bleeding teeth button over here, which is rushing for rarity.
I'm watching porn.
Do you wanna take on a student of Princess Celestia?
Very well, I'll show you a real melting pot of friendship.
Echo, get your bleeding teeth button over.
You insult me to dress for rarity.
I was going to do it.
I'm watching porn.
I put you in the pussy.
Do you want to take on a student of Prince of Celestia?
Very well, I'll show you a real melting pot of friendship.
Atto, get your bleeding cheesebutton over here, and start with Russia for rarity.
I'm watching porn.
I put a print for normal.
Very well, I'll show you a real melting pot of friendship.
Atto, get your bleed and cheese button over here, and shut the keys rush for rarity.
Do you want to take on a student of Princess Celestia?
I'm not a princess.
Look, do you want to take on a statue of Princess Celestia?
Very well.
I'll show you a real melting pot of friendship.
Atto, get your bleeding cheesebutton over here and start the keyboard for rarity.
I'm watching porn.
I put it in the pussy.
You want to take on a student of print of celestia?
Very well, I'll show you a real melting pot of friendship.
Atto, get your bleeding cheesebutton over here and start the keyboard for rarity.
I'm watching porn.
I put it in the pussy.
You want to take on a student of Princess Celestia?
Very well, I show you a real melting pot of friendship.
Atto, get your pleading cheesebutton over here and start with his rush for rarity.
I'm watching porn.
I put it in the pussy.
You want to take on a screen of print of Celestia?
Very well, I'll show you a real melting pot of friendship.
Atto, get your pleading cheesebutton over here and drive his breast for rarity.
I'm watching porn.
I put it in the pussy.
You can find a friend kiss.
I'm bored.
I put it in the pussy.
Very well, I'll show you a real melting pot of friendship.
Atto, get your pleading cheesebutted overhead.
I'm watching porn.
I put you in the pussy.
You want to take on a street of print of celestia?
Very well, I'll show you a real melting pot of friendship.
Atto, take.
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