True Capitalist Radio - February 16th, 2012 True Capitalist Radio Hosted By Ghost EP 209
Aired: 2012-02-16
Duration: 02:55:15


=== Oversharing on Geico (11:31) ===

[00:00:00]  Geico presents sharing versus oversharing.
[00:00:02]  Today, Bridget Griffin shared a video of her daily yoga routine, two self-help articles, and her new blog called Build Your Inner Bridge with Bridge.
[00:00:11]  Girl, your sharing has turned into oversharing.
[00:00:13]  No worries, Bridge.
[00:00:14]  Geico has some info worth sharing with your seven blog followers.
[00:00:17]  Like how you could save money on your car insurance, update your policy, and report a claim just by visiting Geico.com.
[00:00:23]  How's that for building your inner bridge?
[00:00:25]  Bridge, Geico.
[00:00:26]  15 minutes could save you 15% or more on car insurance.
[00:00:30]  Love Talk Radio.
[00:00:34]  Here we go.
[00:00:40]  Blast off.
[00:00:44]  This is True Capitalist Radio.
[00:00:47]  True Capitalist Radio.
[00:00:49]  I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
[00:00:55]  The badass of business.
[00:00:57]  Give him capitalism or give him death.
[00:00:59]  That's it.
[00:01:00]  Period.
[00:01:01]  Broadcasting from his skylight office studios in beautiful downtown Austin, Texas.
[00:01:05]  You sound fruitier than a box of fruit loops, for Christ's sake.
[00:01:09]  And now, he'll take it from here.
[00:01:11]  Your host, the prognosticator of prognosticators, the man they call.
[00:01:36]  What's going on, folks?
[00:01:39]  And thank you for tuning in with me to another edition of True Capitalist Radio.
[00:01:46]  And of course, Jesus Christ, my throat.
[00:01:50]  My voice is going out, for Christ's sake.
[00:01:57]  Jesus Christ, for all you folks that don't know, I fell ill yesterday.
[00:02:01]  As a matter of fact, give me my drink.
[00:02:04]  Give me my damn drink, for Christ's sake.
[00:02:06]  Jesus Christ.
[00:02:23]  cement shoes, for Christ's sake.
[00:02:25]  Little inside joke to the TCR community.
[00:02:29]  Sounds a lot better.
[00:02:31]  For you folks that don't know, I missed the broadcast yesterday because I fell ill and unfortunately have a lot of stomach ailments, to say the least.
[00:02:43]  And the reason I have a lot of stomach ailments is because that's what happens when you're a capitalist, all right?
[00:02:48]  That's what happens when you're a capitalist.
[00:02:54]  And unfortunately, I puked my guts out for Christ's sake.
[00:02:58]  All right, puked my goddamn guts out.
[00:03:01]  And all the goddamn stomach plasma and all that crap.
[00:03:04]  You know, it just left my throat scratchy for you.
[00:03:07]  I need some more beer.
[00:03:10]  Christ's sake!
[00:03:18]  As you can see, folks, it's hard being a capitalist.
[00:03:23]  Anyway, I don't have throat cancer, you assholes.
[00:03:26]  Go screw yourself, all right?
[00:03:29]  You're lucky I even came up on here to do a goddamn broadcast.
[00:03:32]  You understand that, boy?
[00:03:34]  You're lucky I even came up on here to do a broadcast.
[00:03:39]  Jesus Christ.
[00:03:40]  All right, we're already starting off to a bad start.
[00:03:42]  I'm sorry.
[00:03:43]  It's episode number 209.
[00:03:46]  All right, episode 209 in the house.
[00:03:50]  And before we get into anything else, I'd like for everybody to please retweet the broadcast.
[00:03:55]  All right?
[00:03:56]  Go to the social networks.
[00:03:58]  Go to the forums, go to the blogs, and spread it around like wildfire and let everybody know that true capitalist radio is in effect and in the house.
[00:04:11]  You understand what I'm saying?
[00:04:12]  And of course, we've got all kinds of little buttons underneath the player there, folks, for all you ass clowns that are too lazy to open up a freaking window.
[00:04:20]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:04:22]  Anyway, folks, I'm not dying here, all right?
[00:04:25]  I fell ill yesterday.
[00:04:28]  Do you understand that?
[00:04:30]  any more beer here.
[00:04:40]  Anyway, I fell ill yesterday because of all the stomach ailments from all the things that I've got going on.
[00:04:47]  You know, I got to worry about the markets.
[00:04:49]  I've got to worry about my brick-mortar businesses.
[00:04:51]  I've got to worry about taxes, corporate taxes, income taxes.
[00:04:56]  Got to worry about the family.
[00:04:58]  You know, I've got to worry about all this stuff.
[00:05:00]  So please don't worry about the voice, folks.
[00:05:03]  I'll be just fine.
[00:05:04]  Stop saying that shit on the freaking, excuse my French.
[00:05:07]  I'm sorry.
[00:05:08]  Stop saying that, Malarkey, on the freaking chat room.
[00:05:11]  All right?
[00:05:13]  Stop it.
[00:05:17]  I can't die.
[00:05:18]  You understand that?
[00:05:19]  I can't die.
[00:05:22]  And you people need to understand that.
[00:05:25]  Anyway, folks, let me go ahead and go right into the markets, folks.
[00:05:29]  I've been gone for a little bit.
[00:05:30]  I know it.
[00:05:32]  You know, I just'm jaded.
[00:05:34]  You know what I mean?
[00:05:35]  I find it hard to find some kind of an inspiration to do the show anymore, for Christ's sake, and let alone I'm making lots of freaking money out here.
[00:05:43]  You know, I'm making money.
[00:05:45]  I'm out here making moves for Christ's sake.
[00:05:48]  You know what I mean?
[00:05:50]  I'm about to sell my high-rise condominium in Austin, Texas.
[00:05:55]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:05:56]  I mean, a lot of things going on out here.
[00:05:58]  All right?
[00:05:59]  A lot of things going on.
[00:06:05]  And that's what we're doing.
[00:06:07]  You know what I mean?
[00:06:08]  Anyway, I'm sorry.
[00:06:10]  I'm reading all the crap they're scrolling for Christ's sake.
[00:06:13]  They're just like, yeah, he's dying.
[00:06:17]  Yeah, I can tell he's got like stage four, some kind of cancer, something to that effect.
[00:06:24]  Got to shove it up your ass, all right?
[00:06:28]  Jesus Christ.
[00:06:30]  Anyway, folks, let's get right into the markets because outside of the you know nuances of my voice today, we made a lot of freaking money out here, didn't we?
[00:06:45]  We made a lot of capital, didn't we?
[00:06:47]  Well, I hope you did.
[00:06:49]  I mean, you know, all you had to do was just be involved with the markets, and that's all you had to be, really.
[00:06:54]  You had to have some kind of vested interest in the markets, and you made some freaking money today.
[00:06:58]  And it didn't look that way as it related to the futures this morning.
[00:07:03]  Oh, my God.
[00:07:04]  If you looked at the futures this morning, for Christ's sake, you thought we were just in bad news.
[00:07:09]  You know, and as the market began, for Christ's sake, it looked like it was nothing but in the negative, baby.
[00:07:14]  Nothing but in the negative.
[00:07:16]  Are you freaking kidding me?
[00:07:17]  In the negative?
[00:07:20]  But then this miraculous unemployment number came out today.
[00:07:24]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:07:27]  Do you understand what I'm saying?
[00:07:29]  This miraculous unemployment number came out today, and it changed everything for Christ's sake, all right?
[00:07:36]  Unexpectedly, the unemployment filing claims dropped from last week, and that really is what fueled the bullish end of this equities run on the market here.
[00:07:49]  I mean, if you take a look at a day's chart of whether it's the Dow Jones or the SP or the NASDAQ, for Christ's sake, it's just it's just gone up for Christ's sake.
[00:07:58]  Now, for all you people that are just doing it in saying, what's wrong with this voice, for Christ's sake?
[00:08:03]  Hey, I fell ill yesterday, all right?
[00:08:06]  I threw up, and unfortunately, you have all this, you know, the stomach plasma that comes up for Christ's sake.
[00:08:13]  It just researched burning your throat, you know what I mean?
[00:08:18]  So, you know, it's not a cold, for Christ's sake.
[00:08:21]  I don't have a damn, I don't have a sore throat either.
[00:08:23]  It's not a freaking sore throat.
[00:08:25]  All right?
[00:08:28]  What it is is that, you know, when you worry about a lot of things, when you have a lot of things on your plate for Christ's sake, when you have, when you're on top of everything, baby, it debts to you.
[00:08:37]  You understand what I'm saying?
[00:08:40]  And I've got a couple of ulcers, and unfortunately, you know, I drink, I smoke, you know what I'm saying?
[00:08:49]  I eat three-inch thick cut T-bone steaks.
[00:08:52]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:08:53]  I freaking eat fried foods for Christ's sake.
[00:08:56]  I mean, that's all there is to it.
[00:08:58]  I don't help the situation.
[00:09:00]  All right.
[00:09:02]  I don't help the situation at all.
[00:09:04]  Anyway, let's get to the markets.
[00:09:05]  All right.
[00:09:06]  Once again, we thought we were going to head into the negative numbers this morning.
[00:09:10]  And look what happened.
[00:09:12]  The economic data came out today that the unemployment unexpectedly beat the streets' expectations.
[00:09:20]  And lo and behold, all right, lo and behold, we saw a major spike in the equities.
[00:09:30]  All right.
[00:09:32]  I mean, take a look at it right now.
[00:09:34]  The Dow Jones Industrials closed out on the upside, up 123.13 points, a percentage increase of 0.96%, closing out the Dow Jones Industrials at 12,904 points, 0.10 points.
[00:09:55]  Let me repeat that again.
[00:09:56]  Jesus Christ, I'm flustered myself for Christ's sake.
[00:09:58]  12,904.10 points for the Dow Jones Industrials.
[00:10:04]  I mean, they were on fire today.
[00:10:07]  I mean, nothing but green in the Dow Jones Industrials.
[00:10:10]  And of course, for you folks that don't know, the Dow Jones Industrials is just 30 companies.
[00:10:14]  It's just 30 stocks.
[00:10:16]  Major gains.
[00:10:17]  I mean, I thought we were going to hit about 13,000 Dow Jones Industrials.
[00:10:20]  It would have been about time.
[00:10:23]  Would have been about time for Christ's sake.
[00:10:26]  Have some more of this drink.
[00:10:32]  Here, maybe I can gargle with some of this stout beer.
[00:10:36]  Maybe that'll help, huh?
[00:10:46]  Hello, did it sound better?
[00:10:47]  It sounds a little better, right?
[00:10:49]  Sounds a little better.
[00:10:51]  There you go.
[00:10:53]  Anyway, let's get to the SP 500.
[00:10:55]  SP 500 is up 14.81 points, a percentage increase of 1.10% on the day, closing out the SP at 1,358.04 points for the SP 500.
[00:11:11]  The NASDAQ, baby, is up 44.02 points, the biggest gainer of the day, for Christ's sake, up 1.51%, closing out the NASDAQ at 2,959.85 points for the NASDAQ composite.

=== Suffering Through the SP 500 (03:33) ===

[00:11:31]  Jesus Christ, man.
[00:11:34]  I mean, it's like my regular voice is just kind of coughing out for Christ's sake.
[00:11:38]  You know what I mean?
[00:11:38]  I'm sick of this crap.
[00:11:41]  You know what I mean?
[00:11:41]  I guess for Christ's sake.
[00:11:52]  It's just a freaking, you know, this goddamn crap.
[00:11:56]  You know what I mean?
[00:11:57]  Sorry if people are concerned.
[00:11:58]  Don't worry about it.
[00:11:59]  I can't die.
[00:12:00]  You understand what I'm saying?
[00:12:01]  I can't die.
[00:12:05]  And my medication that I use, of course, is alcoholic beverages.
[00:12:11]  You know, I'm supposed to be on some freaking stomach medication or something of that nature.
[00:12:16]  And I just, you know, I don't want to take it.
[00:12:20]  You know what I mean?
[00:12:23]  And really, I mean, this whole voice thing came about yesterday.
[00:12:29]  You know, I literally puked up yesterday.
[00:12:31]  You know, literally puked up after I puked up and, you know, throat was all scratchy for Christ's sake.
[00:12:37]  You know what I mean?
[00:12:38]  I don't, you know, I don't take medications, baby.
[00:12:41]  I don't take medications.
[00:12:43]  My medication is alcoholic beverages.
[00:12:47]  You know, considering that, you know, there's so much legalization of tetrahydrocannabinol, I'm considering, you know, maybe dabbling a little bit of that.
[00:13:03]  are legalizing it in like freaking Colorado and you got the freaking New Mexicans legalizing it also for freaking, you know, I'm just saying, I don't know.
[00:13:22]  stuff.
[00:13:23]  I mean, don't encourage me now.
[00:13:24]  Look at these people like, come on, go and do it, ghost.
[00:13:26]  Come on.
[00:13:27]  Go tote the magic dragon, dude.
[00:13:31]  I can't do it, man.
[00:13:32]  My wife would probably leave me or something.
[00:13:34]  You know what I mean?
[00:13:34]  She remember, I used to be conservative, right?
[00:13:38]  I used to be a damn conservative.
[00:13:40]  I mean, it's bad enough.
[00:13:40]  She doesn't like the whole idea that I'm doing this freaking show, that I'm doing all this crap for Christ's sake.
[00:13:46]  I mean, you know, once I start puffing the magic dragon for Christ's sake, I mean, you know, she's probably going to leave me for heaven's sake.
[00:13:53]  That's the last thing I want.
[00:13:54]  You know what I mean?
[00:13:57]  That's the last thing I want.
[00:14:00]  You know what I mean?
[00:14:01]  I mean, I don't want her to think that I'm some freaking drug addict, you know, some freaking reefer addict.
[00:14:06]  You know?
[00:14:08]  I mean, it would just be for medicinal purposes, for Christ's sake.
[00:14:14]  ahead and take another Anyway, Jesus Christ, I'm not scared of my wife.
[00:14:29]  Screw you.
[00:14:31]  Screw you people that are saying I'm scared of my wife.
[00:14:33]  Let me tell you something.
[00:14:35]  My wife would follow me into hell.
[00:14:39]  Huh?
[00:14:40]  Would anybody follow you into hell for Christ's sake, huh, boy?
[00:14:45]  I didn't think so.
[00:14:49]  Yeah, you people don't have a, you don't have anybody.
[00:14:52]  You're forever alone, huh?
[00:14:53]  That's that what you are, huh?
[00:14:55]  I'm forever alone.
[00:15:01]  Son of a bitch.
[00:15:03]  You know, look at these people.

=== Nobody Gives a Crap About Taxes (09:08) ===

[00:15:05]  I mean, you know, they're getting negative out here.
[00:15:08]  You know, you can see I'm suffering.
[00:15:10]  I mean, you know, I'm suffering out here.
[00:15:12]  And look at these people.
[00:15:13]  I don't give a crap.
[00:15:14]  Look at them.
[00:15:15]  Look at them for Christ's sake.
[00:15:16]  God damn it.
[00:15:18]  Look at them.
[00:15:21]  I'm freaking suffering for Christ's sake.
[00:15:23]  I mean, listen to my voice.
[00:15:27]  Listen to my voice for Christ's sake.
[00:15:32]  And this is how you people treat me for Christ's sake.
[00:15:34]  I mean, I'm out here doing a show for your asses, all right?
[00:15:39]  I'm out here doing a show, and nobody gives a crap.
[00:15:41]  Look at these people.
[00:15:42]  Look at them.
[00:15:45]  I mean, I had a good day on the market.
[00:15:46]  I don't even need to be hearing this type of malarkey or seeing it, especially in this freaking chat room.
[00:15:52]  You know what I mean?
[00:15:56]  Jesus Christ, this is getting stupid.
[00:15:59]  Oh man, I don't even really want to do this show, man.
[00:16:02]  I mean, where am I at?
[00:16:03]  Where am I at, engineer?
[00:16:09]  Jesus Christ.
[00:16:14]  I'm sorry, folks.
[00:16:15]  I don't know what I have no idea what's going on here.
[00:16:18]  I have no idea.
[00:16:22]  I mean, you know, I'm not sick, assholes, all right?
[00:16:26]  You people are, he sounds like he's got the flu, or sounds like he's got some kind of a cold of sorts.
[00:16:33]  Some assholes are like, oh, look, he's got the cancer.
[00:16:38]  I blew up yesterday.
[00:16:39]  Don't you understand that?
[00:16:42]  I have stomach ulcers, all right?
[00:16:44]  Unfortunately, I just got too upset yesterday at certain things that I was thinking about, certain business that I was conducting myself in.
[00:16:52]  And, you know, as a result, I puked up and I threw up everything that I ate that day.
[00:16:58]  I actually ate some freaking Chick-fil-A, believe it or not.
[00:17:01]  Had it delivered.
[00:17:03]  And literally, I just, you know, just puked the goddamn crap up.
[00:17:08]  And believe it or not, it's the freaking stomach plasma, man, that just churns itself up for Christ's sake.
[00:17:15]  You know what I mean?
[00:17:16]  It's just freaking the stomach plasma, man.
[00:17:21]  Jesus Christ.
[00:17:22]  I'm going to keep drinking this beer.
[00:17:28]  Pretty good stuff.
[00:17:30]  Anyway, where the hell am I?
[00:17:34]  Oh, yeah, FTSE 100 is down today, 6.78 points.
[00:17:38]  A percentage decrease of 0.12%.
[00:17:41]  Closing out the FTSE at 5,885.
[00:17:46]  It's not like you people are listening, right?
[00:17:51]  Jesus Christ.
[00:17:52]  My voice is about to go to kaput for Christ's sake.
[00:17:54]  You know what I mean?
[00:17:56]  My voice is going kaput.
[00:17:58]  And look at you people.
[00:18:00]  Look at you people.
[00:18:01]  You're laughing.
[00:18:02]  You're laughing because crap.
[00:18:08]  Jesus Christ.
[00:18:08]  It's not throat cancer assholes.
[00:18:10]  Stop it.
[00:18:10]  You know what?
[00:18:11]  I'm implementing chat.
[00:18:13]  Implement chat room martial law.
[00:18:15]  God damn it.
[00:18:16]  Implement chat room martial law.
[00:18:18]  These sons of bitches.
[00:18:23]  Jesus Christ.
[00:18:27]  You know, first time that I've ever had anything wrong, you know, with my voice as it related to this freaking show, man.
[00:18:35]  These people are giving me crap.
[00:18:38]  These people are giving me crap out here.
[00:18:40]  It makes me sick.
[00:18:41]  You know that?
[00:18:44]  Makes me sick to my stomach.
[00:18:48]  Anyway, I don't want to do the markets.
[00:18:51]  I don't even want to do this show, to be honest with you, for Christ's sake, all right?
[00:18:54]  I mean, my voice is shot, all right?
[00:18:58]  My voice is shot.
[00:19:01]  And the only reason my voice is shot is, once again, folks, I fell ill yesterday when I wanted to do a show yesterday.
[00:19:07]  Unfortunately, I threw up and I threw up all kinds of stomach plasma for Christ's sake that has ruined my voice for some freaking reason.
[00:19:16]  I'm trying to drink beer here.
[00:19:18]  Let me drink another swig of this beer and up the voice or something.
[00:19:30]  Maybe I should be shooting some shots.
[00:19:33]  You know, maybe I should go to the office bar here and pull out a couple of shots of some freaking hardcore whiskey or something.
[00:19:41]  Maybe I'll clear it out, huh?
[00:19:43]  You know, maybe that'll clear it out a little bit.
[00:19:45]  I don't know.
[00:19:47]  Anyway, folks, I'm out of it.
[00:19:51]  I'm out of it.
[00:19:51]  You know what I mean?
[00:19:52]  Just we got all kinds of things to talk about today.
[00:19:55]  We're supposed to talk about, what is this?
[00:19:58]  What are we talking about?
[00:19:59]  What are we talking about here?
[00:20:00]  We're supposed to be talking about the GOP presidential nominees continuing their freaking campaign to Michigan and Arizona.
[00:20:07]  Supposedly, Santorum is actually taking the lead against Romney for Christ's sake.
[00:20:14]  I mean, what is this world coming to?
[00:20:20]  Congress is wasting their time and taxpayer money with the stupid dumbass payroll tax cut for Christ's sake.
[00:20:27]  I mean, there's more bigger fish to fry, Congress than shoving this crap down our throat that we gotta worry about this little stupid shitbag tax cut that really nobody really gives a crap about.
[00:20:39]  It's only gonna add like literally 40 bucks extra a month, maybe 80 bucks extra a month to everybody's little paycheck.
[00:20:48]  I mean, you know, I mean, who cares, man?
[00:20:51]  With up with prices going high with commodities and oil and gasoline and everything else, do you actually believe that all this time and energy wasted by the Congress is even worth a freaking 40 bucks or an 80 bucks a month extra?
[00:21:14]  I mean, this is ridiculous.
[00:21:18]  I mean, there's more things to be worried about than the stupid payroll tax cut.
[00:21:22]  I think it's ridiculous, all right?
[00:21:25]  Jesus Christ, what else we were supposed to talk about?
[00:21:28]  Oh, yeah.
[00:21:30]  The Chinese vice president came to America.
[00:21:33]  You know, he was visiting with the president yesterday.
[00:21:35]  They were sparring over freaking human rights and all that other crap that typically presidents and Chinese talk about whenever they get together for Christ's sake.
[00:21:45]  I'm talking about the bureaucrats, not the regular people.
[00:21:49]  Anyway, this vice president, he's supposed to be the heir apparent to Hu Jintao.
[00:21:56]  And his name is, what is it?
[00:21:58]  Zing Xinping.
[00:22:01]  Xi Jinping is the guy's freaking name for Christ's sake.
[00:22:04]  And he was at the freaking.
[00:22:07]  Excuse me.
[00:22:07]  Jesus Christ.
[00:22:08]  Why am I cursing?
[00:22:10]  Jesus Christ.
[00:22:11]  I'm cursing up a storm over here for Christ's sake.
[00:22:14]  I'm sorry.
[00:22:15]  Sorry if you have kids in the room for Christ's sake.
[00:22:17]  As a matter of fact, let me take another drink.
[00:22:18]  Let me have a drink of this freaking beer.
[00:22:20]  You know what I mean?
[00:22:24]  Jesus Christ, I'm sorry.
[00:22:26]  My bad. My bad. My bad.
[00:22:32]  Man, my throat is shut.
[00:22:33]  That was just horrible.
[00:22:35]  Anyway, we got, once again, Chinese vice president.
[00:22:39]  What the hell is his name?
[00:22:40]  Xi Jinping.
[00:22:42]  He's visited the United States.
[00:22:44]  He was kicking it with Obama yesterday.
[00:22:47]  And today he's visiting Iowa.
[00:22:50]  Yeah, the Midwest, baby.
[00:22:52]  The Midwest.
[00:22:54]  And why is he visiting Iowa?
[00:22:56]  Well, he's trying to make some agricultural economic deals.
[00:23:02]  Because remember, China is becoming a big freaking player.
[00:23:05]  They're actually becoming the lead in economy out here in the world.
[00:23:09]  And they want to live large.
[00:23:13]  They want to sit fat.
[00:23:14]  You know what I mean?
[00:23:16]  They want to be obese like Delo Reese.
[00:23:19]  You know what I mean?
[00:23:20]  I mean, that's what they want to do.
[00:23:22]  So what they want is American agriculture.
[00:23:25]  And that's why you've got this vice president there right now in Iowa, Jing Japing, literally out there negotiating with agrarian leaders and political leaders, so on and so forth.
[00:23:46]  I mean, read about it.
[00:23:47]  As a matter of fact, I think Business Week just put out a freaking report about the final deal that was culminated in this visit out there to the Iowa heartland for Christ's sake.
[00:23:58]  And believe it or not, they fed Xi Jinping, you know, tenderloin wrapped in bacon and, you know, all the good stuff.
[00:24:08]  Angus steak, you know, all that crap.

=== Pissed Off and Ulcerated (12:59) ===

[00:24:13]  Jesus Christ.
[00:24:15]  Anyway, let me continue going because I'm just going to run through everything we're supposed to talk about today.
[00:24:20]  And then I'm just going to take your calls for Christ's sake.
[00:24:22]  My throat is shot.
[00:24:24]  It's freaking shot, man.
[00:24:27]  And it pisses me off, man.
[00:24:29]  It pisses me off for Christ's sake.
[00:24:38]  It pisses me off, for Christ's sake, man!
[00:24:44]  Jesus Christ.
[00:24:47]  You know, like, I don't have enough goddamn things to worry about.
[00:24:51]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:24:52]  Like, I ain't got enough goddamn things to worry about.
[00:24:59]  Pisses me off.
[00:25:00]  You know that?
[00:25:03]  God damn it.
[00:25:03]  It pisses me off.
[00:25:06]  Son of a bitch.
[00:25:10]  God damn it.
[00:25:11]  It just freaking ulcers and puking.
[00:25:17]  And it's affecting my voice for Christ's sake.
[00:25:21]  I can't even do a goddamn show.
[00:25:26]  Piece of crap.
[00:25:30]  Can't even do a goddamn show.
[00:25:37]  Jesus Christ.
[00:25:43]  Oh, my God.
[00:25:44]  It just pisses me off.
[00:25:46]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:25:46]  It just really pisses me off.
[00:25:50]  Oh, my God.
[00:25:51]  I can't even conduct this show for Christ's sake.
[00:25:53]  I can't even do it.
[00:25:54]  And then everybody in the goddamn chat room is making fun of me saying, oh, Ghost has got cancer.
[00:26:01]  Oh, there's something wrong with God.
[00:26:04]  Shut up your ass.
[00:26:09]  It just pisses me off.
[00:26:11]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:26:12]  You know, that's the thing about life.
[00:26:13]  Give me the mic.
[00:26:18]  You know, that's the thing about life.
[00:26:19]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:26:22]  That's the thing about life.
[00:26:23]  You know, you try to be on top of every single problem in life.
[00:26:26]  You know what I'm talking about?
[00:26:27]  I'm talking about your financial problems.
[00:26:29]  Well, I don't really have financial problems, really.
[00:26:31]  I mean, the problem I'm really having is I'm making so much money and I want to make more of it.
[00:26:37]  And I'm just, you know, I'm piling on investment after investment after investment.
[00:26:42]  I'm trying to look after everything, baby.
[00:26:43]  The money's coming in.
[00:26:45]  And then I got taxes.
[00:26:46]  I got corporate taxes coming in in March.
[00:26:49]  I got the freaking personal income taxes coming in in freaking April.
[00:26:53]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:26:54]  I mean, I got freaking, you know, family things to worry about for Christ's sake.
[00:26:58]  I got extracurricular things.
[00:27:00]  I mean, it's just, it's freaking everything, man.
[00:27:06]  I mean, you have to understand.
[00:27:08]  Being a capitalist is not easy.
[00:27:09]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:27:12]  And what really sucks is that this organic vessel that you call a body, this organic vessel, it just, it's susceptible, you know, especially when you're always on top of everything, when you're like a perfectionist.
[00:27:29]  You know, very few things ever go wrong for me.
[00:27:32]  And when they do, I try everything within my power to either rectify it or if I can't rectify it, learn from it and move on.
[00:27:44]  But man, When you're doing everything right, I mean, that's what I'm pissed off about right now, man.
[00:27:49]  I mean, when you're trying to do everything freaking right, all right, when you're trying to do everything right for Christ's sake, you know, I mean, the money situation's good.
[00:28:00]  My wife and I couldn't be happier for Christ's sake.
[00:28:03]  You know, my family's great.
[00:28:05]  My businesses are thriving.
[00:28:07]  The show's doing good for Christ's sake.
[00:28:09]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:28:10]  I guess these freaking ulcers get throats out.
[00:28:17]  Goddamn stupid.
[00:28:34]  I mean, it makes me sick, man.
[00:28:38]  It makes me sick to my stomach for Christ's sake.
[00:28:41]  I gotta sit over here and I gotta put up with this crap.
[00:28:45]  You know what I mean?
[00:28:50]  Jesus Christ, that's life for you, Ray.
[00:28:52]  That's life.
[00:28:53]  Right when everything's going good for you, always remember this, folks.
[00:28:58]  Always remember this.
[00:29:00]  When everything's going good for you in life, man, I just fate likes to just throw a freaking wrench in your success.
[00:29:08]  That's just how it is for Christ's sake.
[00:29:13]  That's just how it is.
[00:29:17]  Jesus Christ.
[00:29:18]  I mean, do you hear my voice for Christ's sake?
[00:29:20]  Do you hear my voice?
[00:29:22]  There's no need for this.
[00:29:27]  There's no need for this crap.
[00:29:29]  I mean, I'm already afflicted with goddamn stomach ulcers, man.
[00:29:35]  Stomach ulcers, man.
[00:29:36]  And that caused me to puke, man.
[00:29:39]  Sometimes when I get so goddamn upset, whenever I'm freaking, I've got everything on my mind, man.
[00:29:45]  Everything on my freaking plate for Christ's sake.
[00:29:49]  You know, you just give me the freaking mic.
[00:29:54]  When you got everything on your freaking plate for Christ's sake, you know, you got to worry about everything.
[00:29:58]  You know, you got everything on your mind for Christ's sake.
[00:30:01]  You got your freaking brain working like an overclock processor for Christ's sake.
[00:30:05]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:30:06]  That's when the stomach starts churning.
[00:30:08]  You know what I mean?
[00:30:09]  That's when you start feeling the bubbles, you know, coming up for Christ's sake.
[00:30:13]  It's just, it's horrible.
[00:30:18]  Jesus Christ.
[00:30:20]  I'm sorry.
[00:30:23]  I really even, I shouldn't even be talking like that.
[00:30:26]  I mean, I'm going off keyster here, folks, but I'm a little pissed.
[00:30:30]  That's all.
[00:30:31]  I'm just a little pissed off.
[00:30:34]  I'm a little pissed off that I'm afflicted.
[00:30:37]  First of all, I mean, I can handle the ulcers, okay?
[00:30:40]  That's my bad.
[00:30:41]  I mean, I have an anger problem, all right?
[00:30:45]  I'll be completely honest with you.
[00:30:46]  I have an anger problem.
[00:30:53]  And the thing about it is, is that, you know, I could calm my ass down, all right?
[00:30:57]  I could calm my ass down so I don't necessarily, you know, get off keisters and break things or, you know, get into some kind of violent outburst.
[00:31:07]  I mean, I really calm my ass down.
[00:31:09]  The problem is, is that I can't calm myself down inside.
[00:31:14]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:31:16]  You know what I mean?
[00:31:17]  I mean, I could look perfectly fine on the outside.
[00:31:20]  I understand how to be perfectly fine on the outside, try to internalize things that piss me off for Christ's sake.
[00:31:27]  But goddammit, man, inside it just freaking pisses me off.
[00:31:32]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:31:33]  And the heat, you know, the heat that it generates for Christ's sake.
[00:31:39]  It just radiates all over the room, man.
[00:31:43]  Other people can feel, literally, they can feel the heat radiating from me if they're in a room for Christ's sake, if I'm pissed off.
[00:31:54]  Jesus Christ.
[00:31:58]  I'm sorry, folks.
[00:32:00]  I'm just pissed off that I'm having to go through all this crap.
[00:32:04]  I mean, voice is all screwed up.
[00:32:07]  And that just freaking pisses me off.
[00:32:10]  I mean, I shouldn't be going through this.
[00:32:11]  You understand?
[00:32:13]  You understand that fate?
[00:32:15]  I shouldn't even be afflicted with this crap.
[00:32:27]  I shouldn't even be a fortune with this crap!
[00:32:40]  God damn it, man.
[00:32:42]  It really pisses me off for Christ's sake.
[00:32:44]  I just do it.
[00:32:47]  Jesus.
[00:32:49]  Just give me the freaking mic.
[00:32:55]  I'm sorry.
[00:32:56]  I'm just throwing a freaking shit fit over here for Christ's sake, man.
[00:32:59]  But I'm pissed.
[00:33:00]  I'm pissed off, man.
[00:33:02]  I'm pissed off that I even should be even going through this for Christ's sake, alright?
[00:33:07]  I'm at the pinnacle of my financial success.
[00:33:11]  My family life couldn't be better for Christ's sake.
[00:33:14]  You know what I'm talking about?
[00:33:19]  And then I got these freaking ulcers for Christ's sake burning a hole in my stomach.
[00:33:23]  Burning a hole period in my stomach for Christ's sake.
[00:33:33]  Jesus Christ.
[00:33:36]  You know, these people in the chat room, they're like, take your medication, ghost.
[00:33:40]  Go take your medication.
[00:33:42]  All right, I'll take some medication.
[00:33:43]  Here's my medication for you.
[00:33:51]  That's my medication for you, all right?
[00:33:52]  How you like that?
[00:33:54]  That's my freaking medication.
[00:33:59]  Anyway, folks, I'm sorry.
[00:34:01]  I know that I'm going off Keyster here.
[00:34:03]  This is going to be somewhat of an off-keyster Thursday.
[00:34:08]  You know, like an off-keyster Thursday, definitely.
[00:34:11]  We're not joking around with the off-keyster Thursday.
[00:34:14]  I mean, this is as you can see.
[00:34:17]  I'm, you know, my voice is shot for Christ's sake.
[00:34:21]  And the reason my voice is shot is because, well, let's be honest.
[00:34:26]  I mean, I hate to keep beating a dead horse, but my goddamn ulcers got to me yesterday.
[00:34:34]  That's why I fell ill, couldn't do a show yesterday.
[00:34:38]  Puked my guts out for Christ's sake.
[00:34:42]  Literally puked up everything that I had to eat yesterday, and all the stomach plasmas ruined my freaking voice for Christ's sake.
[00:34:53]  It's disgusting.
[00:34:55]  Unbelievably disgusting, man.
[00:34:58]  And then, of course, I'm sitting over here trying to have a decent conversation with folk as it relates to this show here.
[00:35:06]  And of course, we got the typical spam and jerk-offs.
[00:35:10]  We got ass clowns up in here just being, you know, your typical ass clowns for Christ's sake.
[00:35:15]  You know what I mean?
[00:35:16]  Oh, my God.
[00:35:18]  They're in here saying, oh, you got cancer, ghost.
[00:35:21]  You got cancer.
[00:35:22]  You know what?
[00:35:23]  Shove it up your ass.
[00:35:27]  Jesus Christ.
[00:35:30]  Stupid, man.
[00:35:31]  It's just unbelievably stupid.
[00:35:36]  I'm sorry.
[00:35:38]  I'm going to take some calls early.
[00:35:39]  As a matter of fact, we're going to take some calls all through the show from now on.
[00:35:44]  Not from now on, but for this show.
[00:35:47]  Because, man, I mean, we're just, my voice is shot, man.
[00:35:52]  My voice is shot, for Christ's sake.
[00:35:57]  Jesus Christ, man.
[00:36:00]  I'm sorry, folks.
[00:36:02]  Hey, you know, I just trying to do the show.
[00:36:05]  You know what I mean?
[00:36:06]  I'm trying to do the show even with these ailments.
[00:36:13]  Jesus Christ.
[00:36:14]  All right, let's take some calls now.
[00:36:16]  I mean, I know we were supposed to talk about a lot of the stuff on the agenda here, and my apologies, folks, if you were expecting some commentary on this stuff.
[00:36:24]  But as you can see, I sound like freaking, you know, I don't sound well.
[00:36:31]  So let's just take some calls here.
[00:36:32]  646-65-24869.
[00:36:36]  All right, we'll talk about whatever the hell you want to talk about for Christ's sake.
[00:36:39]  And, you know, let's see what's going on.
[00:36:42]  Area code 207, what's going on, man?
[00:36:46]  Hello?
[00:36:55]  this, please.
[00:36:56]  All right.
[00:36:58]  Please not this. Please not this.
[00:37:09]  You know, I just.

=== Shout Outs to Twitter (08:11) ===

[00:37:12]  I'm freaking jaded, man.
[00:37:14]  You know what I mean?
[00:37:19]  I'm just freaking jaded, man.
[00:37:25]  Son of a bitch.
[00:37:29]  Area code 214, you're on the air.
[00:37:36]  Shove it up your goddamn ass with that crap.
[00:37:41]  All right, better yet, you know what I'm going to do?
[00:37:43]  I'll tell you what.
[00:37:44]  I'm going to go ahead and give Twitter shout-outs.
[00:37:47]  That's what I'll do right now.
[00:37:48]  How about that?
[00:37:49]  How's that better, huh?
[00:37:51]  How's that?
[00:37:53]  And of course, if you want a shout-out right here, right now, live on the broadcast, all right?
[00:38:01]  Well, then go ahead and retweet the first tweet on the Twitter account for Christ's sake.
[00:38:05]  Anyway, let me lock down this chat.
[00:38:07]  Lock down the chat room!
[00:38:11]  Anyway, folks, all you got to do is retweet the first tweet on the Twitter account.
[00:38:15]  And of course, the Twitter account is Ghost Politics, all one word, no underscores, Milky Liquors, all right?
[00:38:20]  It's that freaking simple.
[00:38:22]  And of course, what we want you to retweet today is the first read, actually tweet number 2400.
[00:38:32]  If I'm not mistaken, if I'm reading that correctly, it says, I nominate Ghost Politics for a shorty award in radio because the capitalist Artie, Artie, like a freaking Artie Lang or something, the capitalist army is ready for the win, baby.
[00:38:52]  And let me tell you something right now.
[00:38:53]  This is all for the capitalist army, baby.
[00:38:56]  All right?
[00:38:57]  The show, everything that I conduct online, because I don't have these online lives like most people do.
[00:39:05]  All right.
[00:39:06]  I mean, I usually just conduct my business online and the show, and that's about it.
[00:39:12]  It wasn't until recently, it wasn't until recently that I started chatting with folks and that sort of thing.
[00:39:20]  So got to get to know the true capitalist radio community and gotten close to folks.
[00:39:27]  So let me tell you something now.
[00:39:30]  Everything I do, all right, everything I goddamn do is for the TCR community and the capitalist army, baby.
[00:39:38]  That's all for the capitalist army.
[00:39:42]  Anyway, let me go ahead and open up another beer.
[00:39:47]  Oh, yeah.
[00:39:49]  Maybe this will help the voice a little bit, too.
[00:39:51]  You know, I have confidence that this method of medication will actually help the voice.
[00:39:58]  Anyway, let's do some Twitter shout-outs here.
[00:39:59]  Let's go ahead and see who's retweeting the first tweet on the Twitter account.
[00:40:04]  We've got freaking Ash Hole already.
[00:40:07]  Ash hole.
[00:40:10]  We've got Mr. Baller.
[00:40:11]  What's going on?
[00:40:12]  Baller Friday in the place.
[00:40:14]  We got Strudy.
[00:40:16]  We got Yin.
[00:40:17]  We got Deep Throat Ghost.
[00:40:18]  Yeah, real funny jerk.
[00:40:21]  We've got the Baconator in the house.
[00:40:23]  What's going on to the Baconator?
[00:40:26]  Who else do we got?
[00:40:27]  Retweet that first tweet, man.
[00:40:29]  Believe it or not, those retweets actually count as votes.
[00:40:34]  All right, so, you know, don't be a milky liquor.
[00:40:37]  Go out and retweet that first tweet, man.
[00:40:39]  All right?
[00:40:39]  And tell them it'll help us out and beat the competition, baby.
[00:40:44]  And we all know who the competition is.
[00:40:49]  Woo!
[00:40:51]  We got Ghost Westbury.
[00:40:54]  Shove it up, your ass, you piece of crap.
[00:40:59]  We got Cansa D. Garnerita.
[00:41:02]  Okay, whatever the hell that means.
[00:41:04]  We got Sergeant Furdo in the place.
[00:41:07]  We've got Dr. Pork, 07, Dr. Pork.
[00:41:13]  What's going on, Dr. Pork?
[00:41:14]  British Brian in the house.
[00:41:17]  We've got Dark Razors in the place.
[00:41:20]  We've got Hell's Blade Lon.
[00:41:25]  Okay.
[00:41:26]  We've got Mr. Folsey, Folsey Organist.
[00:41:29]  Folsey Organist in the house.
[00:41:32]  Summoner 99 in the place.
[00:41:35]  We got GOP Sugar Free.
[00:41:37]  Whatever the hell that means.
[00:41:39]  GOP Sugar Free.
[00:41:40]  Jesus Christ.
[00:41:42]  Parks in the rear.
[00:41:45]  I mean, seriously, Parks in the rear?
[00:41:49]  Jesus Christ.
[00:41:51]  Who else we got?
[00:41:52]  We got Nutsat Sandwich.
[00:41:54]  Nutsack Sandwich.
[00:41:56]  Jesus Christ, man.
[00:41:57]  You people are sick, man.
[00:42:01]  Anyway, Flavored Cactus in the house.
[00:42:03]  We got Cypher 11 in the place.
[00:42:07]  We got Zoe Nins.
[00:42:10]  Sergeant Yoda.
[00:42:14]  Who else we got going on?
[00:42:14]  We got a lot of people already retweeting that tweet, for Christ's sake.
[00:42:18]  We've got Soft Paw for Ghost.
[00:42:20]  Freaking furry bastards.
[00:42:23]  We got Hayward Beamer.
[00:42:27]  We've got the Afro Nick.
[00:42:30]  Okay.
[00:42:31]  We've got DJ Penguin in the house.
[00:42:34]  We've got Camina Zero Cone 11.
[00:42:40]  Me Slappington.
[00:42:43]  We've got Happy Radio 3000.
[00:42:46]  We've got you sick son of a bitch.
[00:42:50]  Ghost Butt Bubble.
[00:42:51]  What kind of a sick ass name is that, you sick prick?
[00:42:55]  Mr. Rasputin in the house.
[00:42:57]  Pansy Pony.
[00:43:00]  Han Hanzo.
[00:43:01]  Spongies for Ghost in the house.
[00:43:05]  Get well soon.
[00:43:07]  Thanks a lot.
[00:43:08]  I appreciate it, man.
[00:43:09]  I don't know what the hell it is.
[00:43:10]  I actually feel okay.
[00:43:11]  It's just a freaking voice, for Christ's sake.
[00:43:14]  Seven Leaf Brony.
[00:43:17]  We've got Minecraft Brony.
[00:43:20]  Who else we got going on over here?
[00:43:21]  We got, Jesus Christ, CDI fan in the house.
[00:43:26]  And here comes the Sanduskies and all this other crap.
[00:43:30]  They're getting sick.
[00:43:31]  Halo the troll.
[00:43:33]  Who is this?
[00:43:33]  We got Par Money in the house.
[00:43:37]  Who else we got?
[00:43:38]  We got the Rock 884 in the place.
[00:43:42]  We've got the Foot Job Kid.
[00:43:44]  Jesus Christ, you foot-fetished freaks.
[00:43:47]  Fat Marshal in the place.
[00:43:50]  Celtic Pizza Party in the house.
[00:43:52]  What's going on?
[00:43:52]  The Celtic Pizza Party.
[00:43:55]  Johnny Conquest.
[00:43:56]  Yeah, you're real funny, you jerk.
[00:43:59]  Who else we got?
[00:44:00]  We got, who is this?
[00:44:02]  Dry throat ghost.
[00:44:04]  Shove it up your ass.
[00:44:07]  Shove it up your ass.
[00:44:11]  Anyway, we got Chris Reeves in the house.
[00:44:13]  What's going on to Chris Reeves?
[00:44:14]  Part of the Capitalist Army.
[00:44:15]  How you doing, man?
[00:44:16]  Lowler guy.
[00:44:18]  Lowler guy in the house.
[00:44:21]  And that's about it.
[00:44:23]  These other freaking names are starting to become a little fruity, for Christ's sake.
[00:44:27]  Look at them.
[00:44:28]  Look at them for Christ's sake.
[00:44:30]  I'm not going to.
[00:44:31]  Gino the Brony.
[00:44:32]  I mean, that's enough, all right?
[00:44:34]  That's a goddamn enough.
[00:44:36]  Jesus Christ.
[00:44:39]  Anyway, once again, folks, I'd like for everybody to please retweet.
[00:44:42]  You know, even if you're not doing it for a shout-out, just do it for the True Capitalist Radio Broadcast because what we're trying to do is kick the Living Be Jesus out of the competition that is attempting to win a freaking shorty award out here.
[00:44:57]  You know what I mean?
[00:44:58]  These freaking shorty awards, some web-based award system, for Christ's sake.
[00:45:04]  Anyway, just you folks retweeting that, man.
[00:45:08]  We've bumped up the votes.
[00:45:09]  We're kicking some ass.
[00:45:10]  And I want to say thank you.
[00:45:12]  Let me go ahead and take another swig of this beer.
[00:45:18]  And we're going to go ahead and take some calls here.
[00:45:20]  As a matter of fact, we're going to do a little bit of impromptu.

=== Doxed for Christ's Sake (06:59) ===

[00:45:24]  All right?
[00:45:26]  We're going to do a little bit of impromptu, and we're going to make the people the host today.
[00:45:32]  All right?
[00:45:33]  That's what we're going to do.
[00:45:35]  We're going to make the people the host.
[00:45:39]  And what I'm going to do is I'm going to call on people that have something to say.
[00:45:43]  All right?
[00:45:44]  And we're going to see if these people can actually conduct themselves in a radio host fashion.
[00:45:51]  All right?
[00:45:52]  While I just sit here and drink beer and maybe just bounce a couple of questions off of them and that sort of thing.
[00:45:58]  All right?
[00:45:58]  So if you think that you're a goddamn host, let's see what you got.
[00:46:05]  All right?
[00:46:06]  Let's see what the hell you got.
[00:46:07]  My throat is shot.
[00:46:08]  It's shot to hell.
[00:46:10]  It's shot to holy hell.
[00:46:16]  So I want to hear what you got to say about it.
[00:46:17]  646-6524869.
[00:46:20]  When I call on you, please, you know, have something to say, something to talk about, something that's on your mind, something that'll enlighten us.
[00:46:30]  It really doesn't matter what the hell you have to say.
[00:46:32]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:46:35]  It really, really doesn't matter.
[00:46:37]  All right?
[00:46:40]  Anyway, let's take some calls here.
[00:46:41]  We got area code 516.
[00:46:43]  What's going on?
[00:46:45]  Am I on the air?
[00:46:47]  Yeah, on the air.
[00:46:48]  How are you doing?
[00:46:48]  Oh, hey, buddy.
[00:46:49]  Hey, listen, I'm calling you from the beautiful bankrupted county of Nassau County, New York, in the Nassau area.
[00:46:56]  This is NY Cement Shoes, a.k.a. Anton, the ultimate scapegoat.
[00:47:01]  And I'm seeing.
[00:47:02]  Oh, it's news going on.
[00:47:07]  I love it.
[00:47:07]  I love it.
[00:47:08]  Now, listen, I got to tell you a couple of things.
[00:47:10]  Ghost, you're awesome.
[00:47:12]  Number one, the guy, the ping pong balls guy, you know, the one in line for who's in town.
[00:47:17]  Do you know who the next guy in line is?
[00:47:19]  Who fucked you?
[00:47:20]  Now, I got another thing to let you know.
[00:47:23]  I want you and the ghost.
[00:47:26]  Want the ghost to be nominated for the Academy Award for the line, I'm not sick and I'm not old by Gene Hackman and the quick and the dead.
[00:47:34]  I figured out who ghost says he's Gene Hackman.
[00:47:36]  Oh, everybody's Gene Hackman.
[00:47:40]  Hey, you know that in China, too young is just a word.
[00:47:45]  It's not, you know.
[00:47:46]  I don't either.
[00:47:48]  Yeah, I'm just saying.
[00:47:49]  I agree.
[00:47:50]  Anyway, what's going on, Cement?
[00:47:51]  Jesus Christ, Cement Shoes, what's going on, man?
[00:47:54]  That feels funny.
[00:47:55]  These guys in your room, they think I'm drunk or stoned.
[00:47:57]  They don't know I'm completely dry of everything.
[00:48:00]  I'm a dry man.
[00:48:01]  No drugs, no alcohol.
[00:48:02]  I'm just high on life, man.
[00:48:04]  Hey, listen, I'm going to tell you a good one.
[00:48:06]  Speaking of Chinese names, at 566 Atlantic Gabriel, you want me to give them a shout-out?
[00:48:10]  It's called the Fu King Food Shop.
[00:48:13]  566 Atlantic Avenue, Brooklyn.
[00:48:15]  It's wonderful.
[00:48:16]  He's right by their Foo King Food Shop.
[00:48:18]  I swear to you.
[00:48:19]  That's why I love China.
[00:48:20]  The Fu King Food Shop?
[00:48:21]  The Foo King Food Shop.
[00:48:23]  The F-U-Space K-I-N-G Space Food Space Shop.
[00:48:28]  The Fuking Food Shop.
[00:48:29]  I love it.
[00:48:31]  That's why we love it in New York.
[00:48:32]  We love the Chinese people.
[00:48:34]  We call that bulletproof food.
[00:48:36]  Because when you go into a Chinese takeout, you've got three.
[00:48:38]  It's actually not really bulletproof, you know.
[00:48:40]  I used to fuck with them and take out my tape measure and measure it and tell them, you know, this isn't really bulletproof.
[00:48:46]  It has to be an inch thick.
[00:48:47]  But this bulletproof food.
[00:48:49]  You can't go into any of those places.
[00:48:51]  They're hiding behind three-quarters of an inch of glass.
[00:48:53]  Those Chinese foods.
[00:48:57]  I hate to bring this up, Cement Shoes, but we got some nefarious jerks in here trying to, you know, throw some docks on you in the chat room here.
[00:49:07]  Please, let them know.
[00:49:09]  Go ahead.
[00:49:10]  Listen, they get doxed all day long.
[00:49:11]  Listen, seriously, ghost, they went into a room, the only other room they have a hat in that I would ever take a hat in.
[00:49:18]  They dox me all over there, too.
[00:49:20]  The women are all going crazy.
[00:49:22]  They love me.
[00:49:22]  See, these guys don't get it.
[00:49:24]  The women love me.
[00:49:26]  And you want to know why the women love me?
[00:49:27]  Because I don't go sneaking behind the scenes and PM them some vulgar sex shit.
[00:49:32]  I respect women.
[00:49:33]  I respect everybody.
[00:49:34]  But see, these trolling fools, they just don't get it.
[00:49:38]  They're like the lore of the flies.
[00:49:39]  You know what, seriously, ghost?
[00:49:42]  This is like the lore of the flies.
[00:49:43]  See, they think that they're going to take over the whole island.
[00:49:45]  It ain't going to happen.
[00:49:47]  I love it.
[00:49:47]  See, they don't know that they got outsmarted.
[00:49:50]  And now they're scrambling around trying to figure out how to get me back.
[00:49:53]  Even my worst of enemies in Pal Talk wouldn't dare call Cement Shoes.
[00:49:58]  Even my worst of enemies.
[00:49:59]  They know better.
[00:50:00]  The bottom line is: I hide nothing, I fear nobody.
[00:50:03]  And they can do whatever the hell they want.
[00:50:05]  I love it.
[00:50:05]  They want to send me dildos.
[00:50:06]  By the way, you missed the last night when they were talking about sending dildos.
[00:50:10]  We had a great conversation in your room about the dildo factory.
[00:50:14]  So my thing was, what's the worst?
[00:50:16]  Someone said the worst job is delivering the dildos.
[00:50:18]  I thought the worst quality control tested dildos.
[00:50:22]  Could you imagine the guy in the dildo factory having a quality contest control to dildos to make sure that they're stiff enough, stuff like that?
[00:50:29]  You guys like that?
[00:50:32]  Yeah, no kidding.
[00:50:33]  Hey, are you getting called on right now for Christian?
[00:50:36]  Don't worry about it.
[00:50:37]  Listen, this phone is the most important phone on earth right now.
[00:50:40]  By the way, Ghost, you may not know this, but I have some pretty good associations in the music media industry, movies, and we've got to get you national.
[00:50:51]  This is a sin.
[00:50:53]  This small 10,000 people audience, we need millions to hear you.
[00:50:57]  I'm not kidding around.
[00:50:58]  You're an entertainer.
[00:50:59]  You're unbelievable.
[00:51:01]  I appreciate that, Cement Shoes.
[00:51:03]  And, you know, let me tell you, for all you folks that don't know Cement Shoes, Cement Shoes is a true capitalist radio somewhat celebrity that has come along.
[00:51:16]  And unfortunately, he's been rather vocal in some of the voice chats that we've conducted.
[00:51:22]  And some of the people within the TCR community found it a, I guess, lulzy to dox him.
[00:51:28]  He's been doxed, and now the poor guy is, you know, he's getting freaking phone calls.
[00:51:34]  And, you know, you know how it is when you get doxed for Christ's sake.
[00:51:38]  It's horrible.
[00:51:40]  And, you know, to be honest with you, Cement Shoes had nothing to do with the community.
[00:51:46]  He just kind of found us when we were all chatting in a particular chat community.
[00:51:52]  And, you know, unfortunately, he got doxed, man.
[00:51:55]  Anyway, I want to thank Cement Shoes for calling up.
[00:51:58]  Appreciate it, man.
[00:51:59]  I appreciate all the kind words.
[00:52:00]  I appreciate the operation duties, the operator duties that you conduct in the Capitalist Army chat room.
[00:52:09]  Much props, man.
[00:52:10]  I appreciate all the kind words.
[00:52:12]  Anyway, once again, this is an impromptu, kind of a freaked-out, off-keister type of a show.
[00:52:19]  I want to hear from you.
[00:52:20]  646-652-4869.

=== The Horror of Being Doxed (14:45) ===

[00:52:23]  All right?
[00:52:24]  All right, I want to hear from you.
[00:52:26]  Area code 703, what's up?
[00:52:32]  Christ, you idiot.
[00:52:33]  732, what's going on?
[00:52:35]  Hey, man, let me take a shot with you.
[00:52:38]  How are you taking a shot?
[00:52:39]  Go ahead.
[00:52:39]  Hey, cheers.
[00:52:41]  Man, that semen tickles the back of my throat.
[00:52:47]  You stupid freak bastard.
[00:52:49]  Get the seat out.
[00:52:50]  Get him off, for Christ's sake.
[00:52:53]  That's a sick son of a bitch.
[00:52:57]  That is a sick son of a bitch.
[00:53:03]  Jesus Christ.
[00:53:06]  Oh, my God.
[00:53:08]  That just, you know.
[00:53:13]  See what I got to put up with for Christ's sake?
[00:53:16]  See this?
[00:53:17]  I don't even have to be here for Christ's sake.
[00:53:19]  You know what I mean?
[00:53:21]  I don't even have to be here.
[00:53:25]  Son of a bitch.
[00:53:27]  631, you're on the horn.
[00:53:33]  Some hella killer deaf mute.
[00:53:34]  818, you're on the horn.
[00:53:37]  Hey, ghost.
[00:53:37]  How you doing?
[00:53:39]  How's it going?
[00:53:39]  Who's this?
[00:53:41]  Amy Daly.
[00:53:42]  Oh, what's going on?
[00:53:43]  How you doing?
[00:53:45]  I'm all right.
[00:53:45]  I hope you wanted to call in and tell you that I hope you feel better.
[00:53:50]  Oh, well, it's unfortunate.
[00:53:51]  You know, when you're a capitalist, you got everything, you know, you've already heard the story.
[00:53:56]  But I appreciate it.
[00:53:57]  Thanks a lot.
[00:53:58]  What's going on?
[00:53:59]  Nothing.
[00:54:00]  You know, I was reading actually, I was doing a little reading on ulcers, and it's saying that smoking and drinking actually is one of the things that causes ulcers.
[00:54:09]  Oh, Jesus.
[00:54:10]  That's great to hear.
[00:54:11]  I thought, I mean, I think it's just the stress and all the things that I conduct.
[00:54:15]  As a matter of fact, I actually think that the alcohol might be soothing it.
[00:54:19]  It actually might be medicating it to some degree because I actually feel better whenever I drink the alcohol.
[00:54:25]  You know what I mean?
[00:54:26]  Yeah, I know.
[00:54:28]  I know what you mean, but it's saying that it actually causes them.
[00:54:31]  So you should, like, stop it.
[00:54:35]  Are you kidding me?
[00:54:35]  I can't stop drinking or ever.
[00:54:37]  That's all I got.
[00:54:38]  Are you kidding me?
[00:54:41]  What else is there to do if you can't drink?
[00:54:44]  What else is there to do?
[00:54:45]  Smell some weed instead.
[00:54:48]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[00:54:50]  That's better, you know, smoking tetrahydrocannabinol.
[00:54:53]  Well, you can either do that or you can try watching some of my movies.
[00:54:57]  That helps sometimes.
[00:54:58]  No, I don't think so.
[00:55:02]  I don't really go there, you know?
[00:55:04]  Well, you signed up.
[00:55:05]  I mean, I would never ever give out information, but I did notice that you signed up for my website and you've been watching quite a few of the movies.
[00:55:14]  Hell you talking about this person.
[00:55:17]  Get him off!
[00:55:19]  Hell yeah, talking about signing up for freaking movies for Christ's sake.
[00:55:24]  I'm signing up for I'm signing up for movies.
[00:55:29]  What are you talking about?
[00:55:34]  Jesus Christ.
[00:55:35]  I don't look at trans-testicle pornography.
[00:55:38]  All right?
[00:55:40]  I know that you're business.
[00:55:41]  I know that you're making capital on that.
[00:55:43]  I know that you're a capitalist pornographer.
[00:55:46]  Hey, no.
[00:55:49]  No.
[00:55:52]  No.
[00:55:53]  Hell no.
[00:55:58]  Hell no.
[00:56:04]  Jesus Christ.
[00:56:09]  It's not even, there's five minutes left in the first hour for Christ's sake, man.
[00:56:13]  I already want to quit.
[00:56:14]  You know what I mean?
[00:56:14]  I already want to just stop the show for Christ's sake.
[00:56:18]  Good God.
[00:56:19]  516.
[00:56:20]  You're on the horn.
[00:56:23]  Yo, Ghost, it's Bazooka again, if you remember me from Pal Talk.
[00:56:27]  I just wanted to say what's up.
[00:56:29]  Hey, what's going on to Bazooka?
[00:56:31]  How you doing, man?
[00:56:33]  Good.
[00:56:33]  I just wanted to say that screw all the trolls and that you're the best and feel better.
[00:56:40]  And that you just do the best.
[00:56:44]  You can and, you know, you're just a huge fan.
[00:56:49]  That's what I'm trying to say here.
[00:56:50]  No, don't worry about it, bazooka.
[00:56:52]  As a matter of fact, I appreciate you.
[00:56:54]  Every time you come into the chat room and you try to conversate with us, you're actually a very, very young man, and you're out here conducting international relations type conversation in the chat room, man.
[00:57:07]  You know what I mean?
[00:57:08]  No BS, man.
[00:57:09]  I appreciate the fact that you actually know what you're talking about to some of these international news stories.
[00:57:14]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:57:16]  Yeah.
[00:57:17]  Thanks, both of you.
[00:57:18]  No, no problem.
[00:57:19]  I appreciate it.
[00:57:20]  Thanks a lot for calling there, Bazooka.
[00:57:23]  Keep coming back and chilling with us in the capitalist army room.
[00:57:27]  Come kick back with us anytime.
[00:57:29]  Area code 336, what's up?
[00:57:32]  Hey, Ghost, what's up?
[00:57:33]  How you doing?
[00:57:35]  Can I give a shout out to a few people real quick?
[00:57:37]  All right, go ahead.
[00:57:38]  Give a shout out to Spongies for Ghost, Ghoul the Fool, and Carolina Fuego.
[00:57:43]  Yeah.
[00:57:44]  So what's up with your voice?
[00:57:48]  How long have you been sick?
[00:57:50]  Well, it was just yesterday.
[00:57:52]  After I puked up yesterday, my throat got a little scratchy because all the freaking stomach plasma, for Christ's sake.
[00:58:01]  Oh, man.
[00:58:02]  Well, I hope you feel better, man.
[00:58:04]  Feeling a little bit under the weather myself, but yeah.
[00:58:06]  I hope you win the Shorty Awards.
[00:58:08]  So are you still planning about going to New York and accepting your award?
[00:58:11]  Well, I'll tell you what.
[00:58:13]  If they invite me, I will go.
[00:58:15]  You understand that?
[00:58:17]  If they invite me, I will go, for Christ's sake.
[00:58:20]  As a matter of fact, let me go take a look at the Shorty Awards now.
[00:58:23]  We're still going.
[00:58:24]  It's 535 votes.
[00:58:26]  Once again, go vote or retweet the first tweet on the Twitter account, and you'll be helping us out a lot.
[00:58:31]  Do you understand?
[00:58:33]  But I will show up if they invite me, baby.
[00:58:36]  You understand what I'm saying?
[00:58:40]  Woo!
[00:58:42]  Oh, man.
[00:58:43]  I will expose myself to the world.
[00:58:46]  Well, reveal myself, I should say.
[00:58:48]  Expose myself.
[00:58:49]  Sounds sick.
[00:58:51]  Area code 204, what's going on?
[00:58:54]  I hope it got better, Ghost.
[00:58:55]  This is the fatties.
[00:58:58]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[00:58:59]  It's the fat chick, for Christ's sake.
[00:59:01]  Yeah, we just want to say get well.
[00:59:03]  And, you know, you should really eat some onion rings with ice cream on them.
[00:59:06]  They're pretty good, you know?
[00:59:08]  It's hot sauce.
[00:59:09]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[00:59:11]  Now, hot sauce.
[00:59:13]  With hot sauce?
[00:59:14]  Yeah, with some hot sauce.
[00:59:15]  You know, they're pretty good.
[00:59:16]  Hang on.
[00:59:18]  Some shit.
[00:59:20]  Shit.
[00:59:21]  And some tater tots.
[00:59:24]  And some ten bits of corn.
[00:59:27]  Are you all eating now?
[00:59:28]  I'm hoping you're sleeping right now.
[00:59:31]  Yes, we're eating right now.
[00:59:34]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[00:59:38]  Yeah, Jesus.
[00:59:40]  Y'all are not getting into any kind of like.
[00:59:44]  Oh, Jesus.
[00:59:45]  No, please, no.
[00:59:49]  So, yeah, we just want to say goodwill, and I hope you win shorty words so I can eat.
[00:59:54]  Yeah, some brownies, you know.
[00:59:56]  That's enough.
[00:59:57]  Get these people off.
[00:59:58]  Get them off, for Christ's sake.
[01:00:00]  We got a fatty sleepover going on, for Christ's sake.
[01:00:04]  It's a school night.
[01:00:07]  It's a freaking school night.
[01:00:09]  We got fatty sleepovers, for Christ's sake.
[01:00:13]  Jesus Christ.
[01:00:15]  No kidding.
[01:00:15]  Biggie, Biggie.
[01:00:17]  Come over here and eaty.
[01:00:21]  Jesus Christ.
[01:00:22]  Just keep eating, Fatty.
[01:00:24]  Keep eating, Fatty.
[01:00:30]  Jesus Christ.
[01:00:33]  Anyway, we were now in the second hour of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
[01:00:39]  And of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
[01:00:45]  And once again, folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
[01:00:49]  Before we get into anything else, I'd like for everybody to please retweet the broadcast.
[01:00:54]  All right?
[01:00:55]  Go to the social networks.
[01:00:57]  Go to the forums.
[01:00:58]  Go to the blogs.
[01:01:00]  And spread it around like wildfire.
[01:01:03]  And let everybody know that True Capitalist Radio is in effect and in the house.
[01:01:08]  All right.
[01:01:09]  We got all kinds of little buttons underneath the player right there for all you fat jelly ass that are too lazy to open up a freaking window or another freaking window on your browser.
[01:01:22]  All right?
[01:01:23]  Just a freaking click, for Christ's sake.
[01:01:28]  Anyway, folks, I would like everybody to please do that.
[01:01:31]  And at the same time, I'd like for everybody to please retweet the first tweet on the Twitter account.
[01:01:38]  All right?
[01:01:39]  And of course, the Twitter account is Ghost Politics.
[01:01:42]  All one word, no underscores in the place.
[01:01:45]  All right?
[01:01:47]  Anyway, let me give some shout-outs here.
[01:01:51]  And oh, yeah, look at the first one.
[01:01:54]  The first person that shows up on my Twitter is Amy Daly, for Christ's sake.
[01:02:01]  I appreciate the support.
[01:02:03]  Don't get me wrong.
[01:02:05]  I appreciate the support from Amy Daly and all the trans-testicle community that listens to my broadcast.
[01:02:12]  But I don't know.
[01:02:15]  People are starting to talk.
[01:02:16]  You know what I mean?
[01:02:17]  I mean, do you see the chat room up in here?
[01:02:19]  All the disgusting, filthy rumors they're starting to throw about because of this cry.
[01:02:24]  Look at them.
[01:02:25]  Look at them.
[01:02:27]  Screw you, people.
[01:02:31]  Jesus Christ.
[01:02:36]  Anyway, let me move on for Christ's sake.
[01:02:39]  All right.
[01:02:42]  Jesus Christ.
[01:02:43]  Anyway, we got Jimmy Kudos in the house.
[01:02:45]  How are you doing there, Jimmy Kudos?
[01:02:48]  We've got, who the hell else we got going on?
[01:02:51]  I'm only going to do a couple of these.
[01:02:53]  Some idiot named Prostate Sniffer.
[01:02:57]  I kid you not.
[01:02:58]  That's the name Prostate Sniffer.
[01:03:01]  Jesus Christ.
[01:03:02]  Does that include infected, disgusting, leaky prostates too there, you sick son of a bitch?
[01:03:09]  Jesus Christ.
[01:03:10]  Capitalist Porno.
[01:03:12]  Some guy named Capitalist Porno for Christ's sake.
[01:03:17]  Who else we got?
[01:03:17]  We got Mattino 199.
[01:03:19]  How are you doing there, Bettino?
[01:03:23]  We've got Smelly Feet you have.
[01:03:25]  Smelly feet you have, you son of a bitch.
[01:03:28]  Are you kidding me?
[01:03:29]  Smelly feet you have.
[01:03:32]  You sick prick.
[01:03:35]  We got Capitalist UK in the place.
[01:03:38]  I've already said this asshole's name for Christ.
[01:03:40]  I don't know why you keep re stop retweeting.
[01:03:43]  All right?
[01:03:44]  If I've already said your goddamn name, then stop retweeting.
[01:03:48]  God damn it.
[01:03:52]  Here comes Trusty Sandusky.
[01:03:54]  Here come these sick ass names for Christ's sake.
[01:03:58]  Truth and ads.
[01:04:01]  Somebody named Communist Mom for Christ's sake.
[01:04:04]  Jesus Christ, you would.
[01:04:06]  We got Mizor 8654 in the place.
[01:04:10]  Top badge.
[01:04:12]  Who else we got?
[01:04:13]  Who else do we got going on over here?
[01:04:16]  We got useless fat dude.
[01:04:19]  Jesus Christ, you're proud of that, Nick.
[01:04:22]  We got the Dr. Wilson in the house.
[01:04:26]  I've already said these names.
[01:04:28]  Stop retweeting if I've already said your name.
[01:04:33]  What's going on to Metroid Junkie?
[01:04:35]  What's going on to Count Dracula?
[01:04:37]  I want to say what's going on to B-Town.
[01:04:39]  How are you doing there, B-Town?
[01:04:41]  Hambone Capitalist.
[01:04:42]  How you doing there, Hambone Capitalist?
[01:04:45]  Rena Chan in the house.
[01:04:48]  Cement Shoes in the house.
[01:04:52]  Who else we got?
[01:04:53]  Yeah, shove it up, your ass voice cancer.
[01:04:56]  Shove it up, you're clogged up, disgusting, leaky, anal leakage-heavin' pooper.
[01:05:02]  All right.
[01:05:03]  Anyway, we got Capitalist Mal in the house.
[01:05:06]  Dark Razors in the place.
[01:05:10]  Jesus Christ.
[01:05:12]  That's enough.
[01:05:13]  I'm not saying any more of these.
[01:05:14]  These are getting sick.
[01:05:15]  All right, these are just getting sick and disgusting for Christ's sake.
[01:05:20]  I mean, I can't believe that you people actually think of some of this crap.
[01:05:24]  I just.
[01:05:25]  I mean, this comes out of your head.
[01:05:31]  I mean, this crap comes out of your head for Christ's sake.
[01:05:38]  Jesus Christ.
[01:05:43]  All right, let me go ahead and just continue to take calls for Christ's sake, man.
[01:05:47]  I don't even really want to do this broadcast.
[01:05:49]  You know what I mean?
[01:05:51]  I mean, I'm just, you know, let's just take a cluster call.
[01:05:54]  How about that?
[01:05:55]  Let's take a cluster call, see what the hell they're doing.
[01:05:59]  We got area code 831-269-972.
[01:06:06]  We got 917.
[01:06:08]  Hey, ghost.
[01:06:10]  I wanted to talk about video games.
[01:06:11]  Hey, ghost.
[01:06:12]  What?
[01:06:13]  Ghost.
[01:06:14]  Ghost.
[01:06:15]  What?
[01:06:15]  Hey, bro.
[01:06:17]  Hey, ghost.
[01:06:17]  Can you take everyone else off?
[01:06:19]  I want to talk about video games.
[01:06:22]  Hey, ghostler.
[01:06:23]  Ghostler, but don't call me ghostler asshole.
[01:06:27]  I'll ghostler.
[01:06:28]  Ghostler youth.
[01:06:29]  Ghostler youth.
[01:06:30]  Ghost, I want to talk about video games.
[01:06:33]  All right, we'll talk about video games.
[01:06:34]  Can you take everyone else off, though?
[01:06:36]  I'm 269.
[01:06:38]  Can you take everyone else off?
[01:06:39]  I want to talk about the Ghostler Youth.
[01:06:42]  Let me take everybody else off.
[01:06:44]  All right.
[01:06:44]  What do you want to talk about when it comes to video games?
[01:06:47]  Well, you know how Max Fact 3 is coming out, right?
[01:06:51]  Are you not a big gamer?
[01:06:53]  Well, I'm just barely getting into the games again, but go ahead, man.
[01:06:57]  I mean, like Xbox and stuff like that.
[01:06:59]  No, I don't have an Xbox.
[01:07:02]  Any video games?
[01:07:04]  No, I don't have any video games.
[01:07:07]  Sorry.

=== Ghostler Youth Gaming Session (04:10) ===

[01:07:08]  I'm just out of breath.
[01:07:10]  I just got back from exercising.
[01:07:13]  But You know, uh, sorry, can you put me back on hold?
[01:07:20]  I need to get my breath.
[01:07:21]  No, don't worry about it.
[01:07:22]  Yeah, get get your breath, all right?
[01:07:24]  No problem, all right?
[01:07:25]  I mean, don't don't be moving around too fast.
[01:07:27]  All right, everything's gonna be all right.
[01:07:29]  We'll come back to you, all right?
[01:07:30]  We'll leave you on hold.
[01:07:31]  Area code 936, what's up?
[01:07:33]  Some idiot just fell off his desk, for Christ's sake.
[01:07:41]  435, what's up?
[01:07:44]  Hello.
[01:07:45]  Hey, what's up?
[01:07:48]  Not much, you.
[01:07:51]  Well, I'm just here.
[01:07:52]  I barely got a voice going on.
[01:07:54]  What's going on with you?
[01:07:56]  I'm just chilling with the friend.
[01:07:57]  It's pretty chill.
[01:07:58]  You're chilling with a friend right now?
[01:08:00]  What are y'all doing?
[01:08:01]  We're on a bus ride up to our house.
[01:08:04]  You're on a bus ride?
[01:08:07]  Yeah.
[01:08:08]  Oh, yeah?
[01:08:08]  You're either taking the city bus or you're taking the school bus?
[01:08:11]  School bus.
[01:08:13]  Are you kidding me?
[01:08:14]  You're listening to me from a school bus right now?
[01:08:16]  Yeah, man.
[01:08:17]  And by the way, who do you support in the presidential campaign?
[01:08:22]  Jesus Christ.
[01:08:23]  I don't know.
[01:08:25]  I'll answer that in a second.
[01:08:27]  But there's something that's just really bothersome that, you know, my show right now is being listened to by kids on a school bus, for Christ's sake.
[01:08:37]  Anyway, let me explain.
[01:08:38]  I don't support any of these pricks in the presidential campaign.
[01:08:42]  Although, if Mitt Romney happens to win the election, I guess, you know, whatever, I guess.
[01:08:52]  I don't think he's a viable camp.
[01:08:54]  If Ron Paul happens to win the nomination, I would vote for him also.
[01:09:01]  Santorum, he's just way off Keester with his economic policies.
[01:09:06]  Way off Keester with trying to put a focus on conservative supposed principles that died in 2008.
[01:09:17]  He's trying to put that as the focal point of his campaign, for Christ's sake, and I think it's stupid.
[01:09:25]  But anyway, I'll leave you on hold since you're listening to me from the magic school bus.
[01:09:30]  All right.
[01:09:30]  Area code 918, what's up?
[01:09:33]  Hey, Ghost.
[01:09:34]  I just wanted to say a couple of things.
[01:09:36]  Hope you get better.
[01:09:38]  I hope you get better.
[01:09:39]  And for all the young capitalists that can't get involved in the stock market, I found a really good game on the Internet Spree.
[01:09:46]  It's called SmartStocks.
[01:09:47]  And it's where you can bet on stock and they upgrade in real time every hour.
[01:09:51]  You can really get involved and learn about the stock market before you go in.
[01:09:54]  And, you know, just say hi from the Paltalk chat room.
[01:09:58]  It's Kelpawais.
[01:09:59]  That sounds pretty good.
[01:09:59]  Why don't you tell us the website so young kids that are listening in that may want to practice on the stock market can do it, man?
[01:10:06]  What is it again?
[01:10:07]  It's www.smartstocks.com.
[01:10:11]  No spaces or capitals.
[01:10:14]  Awesome, man.
[01:10:15]  Hey, thanks a lot.
[01:10:15]  Who are you?
[01:10:16]  Represent, what's your handle, man?
[01:10:20]  I'm Kelpoise on the stock market game and in the Powell Talk room.
[01:10:24]  Oh, Kel Pois, what's going on, man?
[01:10:26]  How you doing?
[01:10:26]  What's up?
[01:10:27]  Doing good.
[01:10:27]  How are you?
[01:10:28]  Hope you get better.
[01:10:29]  Nothing much.
[01:10:29]  That was good, insightful information, man.
[01:10:31]  Thanks a lot for calling in.
[01:10:32]  Once again, what's going on to Kel Poise?
[01:10:35]  And he gave you a website that young people that are under the age of 18, they can practice the stock market before they actually get into it and see if they can actually calculate some plays.
[01:10:48]  574, what's up?
[01:10:50]  I'm actually in my wedding boys, jumping up and down like an old cockroach with the big penis shot in my earbars with sperm everywhere.
[01:10:59]  Ouch, ouch, sperm.
[01:11:00]  Why are you in there, you crazy McDonald's sperm?
[01:11:03]  I want to do chickmicking buckets.
[01:11:05]  You have chickmick nuggets.
[01:11:07]  You sick son of a bitch.
[01:11:09]  Are you kidding me?
[01:11:10]  Are you talking to your penis?
[01:11:13]  Are you actually in some kind of a freaking wanker session for Christ's sake?
[01:11:17]  And you're talking to your freaking penis for Christ's sake?

=== United Nations Crimes Against Humanity (02:38) ===

[01:11:19]  I mean, do you hear the shit crap that we got to put up with for Christ's sake, man?
[01:11:23]  God damn it!
[01:11:27]  Jesus Christ.
[01:11:31]  I mean, that's why I decided I'm just going to go ahead and skip over all the news for Christ's sake.
[01:11:35]  You know, I mean, I stopped myself in the middle of China's Xi Jinping visiting the United States, kicking it with Obama at the White House yesterday.
[01:11:46]  He's in Iowa today eating freaking tenderloin and Angus steaks wrapped in freaking bacon, you know, trying to well, actually, he did strike economic agricultural deals there, but that's besides the point.
[01:11:59]  But that's why he's here.
[01:12:02]  Anyway, the United Nations today barely stated, just today, they barely figured this out on Syria.
[01:12:10]  They barely figured it out that there might be crimes against humanity in Syria.
[01:12:18]  Oh, oh, there he is.
[01:12:20]  Oh, that's great.
[01:12:21]  Yeah, the United Nations on the case, huh?
[01:12:26]  The United Nations on the case for Christ's sake.
[01:12:30]  Just now, what's today's date for Christ's sake?
[01:12:33]  It's February 16th, right?
[01:12:36]  February 16th.
[01:12:40]  And this whole crimes against humanity started this time last year, United Nations.
[01:12:51]  Last year.
[01:12:53]  Over 5,000 people dead, United Nations.
[01:12:57]  And now you have the audacity to come out and say, We happen to believe that there might be some crimes against humanity out here.
[01:13:10]  Jesus Christ, what a joke.
[01:13:12]  This is why this political international institution called the United Nations is completely obnoxious.
[01:13:18]  All right?
[01:13:18]  Completely and utterly obnoxious.
[01:13:22]  I mean, didn't Emmanuel Kant write in the peace, Perpetual Peace, that the League of Nations, as he wrote it in Perpetual Peace, was supposed to prevent these types of uprisings and these types of crimes against humanity?
[01:13:41]  I mean, wasn't this supposed to prevent this stupid ass UN?
[01:13:47]  I'm sick of the United Nations, man.
[01:13:49]  I'm sick of it.
[01:13:52]  Anyway, 64665-24869.
[01:13:55]  We're just random people we're calling on.

=== Finding Co-Hosts in the Chaos (15:50) ===

[01:13:58]  See if they want to be some kind of a co-host for a minute.
[01:14:02]  Just for today, of course.
[01:14:04]  I want to hear from you.
[01:14:05]  64665-24869 is the number to call.
[01:14:10]  You know, I'm just trying to run through the whole day's agenda just so I can say I went through it, and we're just kind of just taking calls, seeing what people have to say.
[01:14:19]  All right, and if you got something to say or got something to chime in about or anything, have an opinion, whatever, give me a call, 64665-24869.
[01:14:28]  All right.
[01:14:30]  All right, here we go.
[01:14:31]  We got Erico 201.
[01:14:32]  What's up?
[01:14:34]  Hey, Ghost.
[01:14:35]  What's up?
[01:14:36]  How you doing, man?
[01:14:38]  Nothing.
[01:14:38]  Anyways, I want to congratulate you on your early victory for the Shorty Awards.
[01:14:43]  Hey, thank you, man.
[01:14:45]  You're that confident, huh?
[01:14:48]  Yep.
[01:14:49]  I appreciate that, man.
[01:14:50]  You think we're going to kick the crap out of old Not Sam over there?
[01:14:54]  Hell yeah.
[01:14:54]  I'm advertising everyone I see so they can, you know, like vote.
[01:15:00]  I mean, I appreciate that, man.
[01:15:02]  We need as much support as we can get just to beat these exem radio pricks, especially this asshole.
[01:15:08]  Supposed to be the freaking producer to Opie and Anthony, and Opie and Anthony should be in a freaking closet somewhere or in an attic or you know, in history because they suck.
[01:15:18]  You know what I mean?
[01:15:20]  Yep.
[01:15:21]  Yeah, anyway, thanks a lot there, 201.
[01:15:23]  I appreciate the support.
[01:15:24]  Keep spreading the word out, man.
[01:15:26]  I appreciate it, man.
[01:15:27]  Thanks a lot.
[01:15:28]  Erico 972, what's up?
[01:15:32]  You're on.
[01:15:34]  Hey, man, just want to support your show.
[01:15:36]  I'm currently voting for you right now.
[01:15:41]  Hey, man, I just want to let you know your show is really awesome.
[01:15:44]  We are actually in junior high school right now, and we're learning about capitalism right now, and it's quite interesting, man.
[01:15:51]  It's one of the greatest things America's ever done.
[01:15:55]  You're damn right.
[01:15:56]  You know what I'm saying?
[01:15:56]  I mean, capitalism is the greatest thing that has ever been conceived.
[01:16:01]  Are you kidding me?
[01:16:03]  I mean, it substitutes nature for Christ's sake.
[01:16:06]  You see, if you observe nature, and I know I say this all the time, but if you observe nature at every living organism that's living on this earth, every living organism has to kill and eat another living organism to survive out here.
[01:16:23]  You understand what I'm saying?
[01:16:25]  And capitalism provides that type of mechanism of the separation of the weak from the wise that separates nature itself.
[01:16:39]  You know what I'm saying?
[01:16:42]  Anyway, thanks a lot, man.
[01:16:44]  I appreciate you calling up.
[01:16:45]  It's cool like that.
[01:16:46]  717, what's up?
[01:16:48]  Hey, ghost, what's up?
[01:16:50]  How's it going?
[01:16:51]  Oh, first I'd like to say hope you get better soon.
[01:16:54]  I have a question.
[01:16:55]  So, whenever you're going on tour on the tour bus, like you said, are you going to be bringing the engineer?
[01:17:02]  Well, I don't know if I'm going to go on the tour bus thing yet.
[01:17:05]  I mean, I said that I could possibly do that, or I'm possibly going to move to Vegas because, well, let's be honest, man.
[01:17:13]  24-hour a day drinking, 24-hour a day five-star T-bone steaks for Christ's sake.
[01:17:19]  I mean, that's all there is to it, all right?
[01:17:23]  Anyway, who else do we got?
[01:17:24]  713, you're on the horn.
[01:17:28]  You know what?
[01:17:29]  Peck the fuck the crow.
[01:17:30]  Yeah, shut up.
[01:17:33]  617, what's up?
[01:17:38]  Jesus Christ, turn down your air conditioning unit for Christ's sake.
[01:17:41]  205, what's up?
[01:17:45]  Oh, hey, ghost.
[01:17:47]  I was wondering if you missed the feeling of my dick in your mouth.
[01:17:52]  How come everybody has to resort to homosexual innuendos as some attempt at a cutdown?
[01:18:00]  Why do you do this?
[01:18:01]  Do you think that this is funny?
[01:18:03]  Because you like it in the ass, that's why.
[01:18:09]  And that's it.
[01:18:10]  That's what you got?
[01:18:10]  That's all you got going on.
[01:18:13]  What an idiot.
[01:18:14]  Let's call him back.
[01:18:17]  Let's call his ass back for Christ's sake.
[01:18:21]  Stupid.
[01:18:23]  You know what?
[01:18:23]  I don't want to call him back.
[01:18:25]  You know what?
[01:18:27]  Let's call some people.
[01:18:28]  All right.
[01:18:29]  Does anybody happen to know Daniel Cortez by any chance?
[01:18:33]  I want to call that guy.
[01:18:34]  I've been reading a lot about him on the internet.
[01:18:37]  You know what I'm saying?
[01:18:40]  Or his friend.
[01:18:43]  Let me know what's going on, and we'll give him a call.
[01:18:46]  You know what I'm saying?
[01:18:46]  As a matter of fact, let me drink some beer here.
[01:18:48]  Let me drink some beer.
[01:18:56]  Very good stuff.
[01:19:00]  Woo!
[01:19:02]  Oh, man.
[01:19:04]  Let's call some people up in here.
[01:19:06]  As a matter of fact, let me take a break so that we can compile a list of peeps that we can call.
[01:19:13]  And, you know, who knows?
[01:19:14]  You know, maybe they'll provide some insight.
[01:19:18]  You know, maybe they'll do something for us.
[01:19:20]  I have no freaking idea.
[01:19:23]  All right.
[01:19:24]  But I'll be right back.
[01:19:26]  As a matter of fact, Engineer, throw something on so these people can do something with it or something with themselves or something.
[01:19:31]  Go ahead and throw something on, engineer.
[01:23:01]  So go ahead and throw on a song, Engineer.
[01:23:04]  Back single mom with the best of children waiting in line for a welfare check.
[01:23:10]  Hey, I've got a plan.
[01:23:13]  Like a real man.
[01:23:31]  I've only got for daughters that live in the hood.
[01:23:34]  And I'm for the fucking gangster sketch around easily.
[01:23:38]  I scold everybody in the city.
[01:23:42]  Join the true Catholic army.
[01:23:46]  Save us from fools like this.
[01:23:49]  He's the melting butt of friendship, don't you know?
[01:23:55]  If you're a serious dude and you want Catholic soul, then buy some stock and drink blue April.
[01:24:01]  It's the slack and Goofy Bone Bucks is nice.
[01:24:08]  It's cool, right?
[01:24:10]  I hope we get some good cool.
[01:24:11]  Cause most of the coolers are for me, Banz World.
[01:24:15]  Now ain't that a bitch?
[01:24:16]  I wanted to discuss with you the Green Grid.
[01:24:21]  Join the true Catholic army, save us from freaks like this.
[01:24:27]  But the engineer is clearly ain't fine.
[01:24:34]  If you want five stages, just be you.
[01:24:37]  The radio will be what you just do this archbook.
[01:24:42]  The coofie bone box is marked.
[01:24:47]  Hip-hop card standing on the corner who will be marked.
[01:24:52]  Anyone at all?
[01:24:53]  Hey, I've got a plan.
[01:24:55]  Go and get a job just like I'm free.
[01:25:00]  I mean, this is America.
[01:25:01]  This is America.
[01:25:02]  This is a good game of God.
[01:25:25]  Say, where's the mic?
[01:25:27]  I'm a capitalist.
[01:25:35]  All right, we're back.
[01:25:37]  All right, now let me just call a few people.
[01:25:41]  All right, let's just call some people and see if we can get them on the horn here, right?
[01:25:46]  See if we can get them on the horn.
[01:25:48]  If we can get them on the horn, maybe we can maybe we can do something, all right?
[01:25:54]  See what we got here.
[01:25:57]  See what we got going.
[01:26:39]  Call his ass back.
[01:26:41]  You kidding me?
[01:26:41]  Call him back.
[01:26:57]  Come on, Danny Boy.
[01:26:58]  We're calling you, man.
[01:27:04]  Come on, Danny boy.
[01:27:06]  We want to talk to you, Danny Boy.
[01:27:11]  He's not answering the phone.
[01:27:13]  Aww.
[01:27:46]  Poor Danny.
[01:27:48]  Poor Danny.
[01:27:49]  He just seems scared now.
[01:27:50]  He just doesn't want to answer the phone.
[01:27:51]  Poor Danny.
[01:28:02]  Give me a freaking break.
[01:28:06]  Anyway, let's see.
[01:28:07]  Who else do we got going on over here?
[01:28:09]  Let's see.
[01:28:10]  Let me see if we can find somebody else.
[01:28:12]  All right.
[01:28:15]  I think we got somebody else over here.
[01:28:17]  Let me go ahead and put this one in here.
[01:28:19]  All right.
[01:28:23]  All right, folks.
[01:28:24]  Sorry for all the dead air, but we're going to get somebody on the horn here, alright?
[01:28:32]  And that's all there is to it.
[01:28:34]  Piece of crap.
[01:28:41]  Hey, we'll be right back.
[01:28:44]  Let's just do something else, man.
[01:28:45]  I'm sorry about all the freaking dead air here.
[01:28:47]  I'm trying to see what we can do here.
[01:28:50]  We've got a bunch of jerk dicks just, you know, freaking, you know, spamming a bunch of crap on the freaking screen for Christ's sake.
[01:28:57]  Jesus Christ.
[01:28:59]  And for all you people that are like, call me, call me.
[01:29:02]  I don't want to call you.
[01:29:03]  All right?
[01:29:03]  I don't want to call your ass.
[01:29:06]  Jesus Christ.
[01:29:10]  Freaking losers.
[01:29:11]  Let's just call Danny one more time.
[01:29:13]  How about Danny one more time?
[01:29:14]  He's got to pick up.
[01:29:15]  I know he's listening.
[01:29:19]  I know he's listening.

=== Talking Garbage with Danny (04:15) ===

[01:29:48]  What a freaking puss and a half.
[01:29:54]  What a pussy boy, you fruity ass bastard.
[01:30:01]  You are a freaking fruit.
[01:30:03]  All right, we got another number coming to us here, and supposedly, you know, we're going to get somebody that's supposed to be talking garbage to me according to what I'm getting here.
[01:30:12]  Somebody doesn't like me.
[01:30:13]  We're going to call him and see if he doesn't like me for real.
[01:30:34]  Yeah, who is this?
[01:30:38]  Well, who is this?
[01:30:39]  Now, I heard that somebody over there at this number doesn't like capitalism.
[01:30:48]  Oh, my goodness.
[01:30:49]  This is good.
[01:30:52]  What's so funny?
[01:30:53]  What's so goddamn funny over here?
[01:30:55]  I heard that you don't like capitalism.
[01:30:57]  That true hey, boy, I'm talking to you.
[01:31:02]  What the hell are you doing?
[01:31:03]  Oh.
[01:31:13]  Call him back, engineer.
[01:31:15]  God, sorry, I've changed it to the phone.
[01:31:26]  Just leave a message.
[01:31:27]  I'll get back to you as soon as I can.
[01:31:30]  Hey, I heard you were talking garbage about me.
[01:31:33]  You know what I mean?
[01:31:34]  All of a sudden, you're not answering your phone, huh?
[01:31:38]  What happened?
[01:31:38]  What happened?
[01:31:39]  What happened there, boy?
[01:31:40]  What happened?
[01:31:42]  You afraid I'm going to make you squeal like a pig, boy?
[01:31:44]  Read!
[01:31:50]  Son of a bitch, get him off.
[01:31:54]  Son of a bitch.
[01:32:00]  Are you kidding me?
[01:32:01]  Is this for real?
[01:32:02]  Okay, hold on.
[01:32:03]  I got a number here.
[01:32:05]  It's supposed to be pretty lulzy here, so let's see if we can get somebody on the horn here, right?
[01:32:11]  All right.
[01:32:15]  Woo, man.
[01:32:17]  I don't know what.
[01:32:18]  We may be doing some funny stuff here.
[01:32:20]  I don't know.
[01:32:22]  I don't know what's going on here.
[01:32:24]  We're doing this just for the lulz, of course.
[01:32:26]  It's just for the luls.
[01:32:29]  Just for the luls.
[01:32:35]  That's all we're doing.
[01:32:36]  We're doing it for the luls, baby.
[01:32:40]  Yeah.
[01:32:43]  All right.
[01:32:45]  I think we've got, I think we got a winner.
[01:32:48]  I think we got a winner.
[01:32:51]  See what else we got here.
[01:32:56]  All right.
[01:32:57]  Let's call this guy.
[01:32:58]  Your call has been forwarded to an automatic voice message system.
[01:33:24]  9-1.
[01:33:26]  Oh, Yeah, I'm trying to reach Sam Roberts at this particular location.
[01:33:46]  Unfortunately, Sam Roberts is not coming to the phone right now.
[01:33:51]  This is a representative of the capitalist army, and it has come to my attention that you are potentially talking garbage about us as if we're some kind of a joke.

=== Capitalist Army vs Modern Gamers (09:21) ===

[01:34:03]  Well, I just wanted to tell you, sir, take a look at the shorty awards now, baby.
[01:34:10]  Take a look at the shorty awards now, not Sam.
[01:34:15]  That's all I gotta say.
[01:34:18]  Get him off.
[01:34:19]  Get him out of here.
[01:34:22]  Anyway, that was Sam.
[01:34:23]  That was not Sam for all you folks.
[01:34:25]  You know what I mean?
[01:34:28]  Anyway, Jesus Christ.
[01:34:32]  I mean, you know, I mean, it's just nobody's answering the phone.
[01:34:35]  That's what pisses me off.
[01:34:36]  You know, Danny Boy didn't want to answer the phone.
[01:34:38]  Nobody wanted to answer the phone, for Christ's sake.
[01:34:40]  Pisses me off.
[01:34:42]  Pisses me off, is what it does.
[01:34:46]  Jesus Christ.
[01:34:48]  Makes me sick.
[01:34:53]  It makes me sick, man.
[01:34:55]  All right.
[01:34:56]  I mean, I am sick.
[01:34:57]  What am I talking?
[01:34:58]  It makes me sick.
[01:34:59]  I am sick.
[01:35:02]  I am freaking sick.
[01:35:07]  Jesus Christ.
[01:35:12]  Oh, man.
[01:35:13]  I know I'm keeping a lot of dead air here, folks, and I'm sorry.
[01:35:15]  You know, I'm sincerely sorry.
[01:35:17]  I'm just, I mean, I'm freaking jaded, man.
[01:35:20]  You know what I'm saying?
[01:35:21]  I'm freaking jaded.
[01:35:24]  You know what I'm saying?
[01:35:25]  I mean, I'm depressed.
[01:35:30]  And that's not a joke, man.
[01:35:31]  I mean, I'm serious.
[01:35:32]  It's just, it's yeah, man.
[01:35:38]  Anyway, folks, let me gather my senses here because I just don't even feel like doing the show, man.
[01:35:44]  I know it's kind of the show may be kind of dragging along a little bit, man, because I just don't feel like doing it.
[01:35:50]  You know what I mean?
[01:35:52]  I get no kind of respect whatsoever from these people.
[01:35:55]  No kind of respect.
[01:35:58]  Jesus Christ.
[01:36:02]  No freaking kind of respect whatsoever.
[01:36:11]  I'm sorry.
[01:36:12]  Let me just take a cluster call.
[01:36:13]  Screw this, all right?
[01:36:15]  Let me take a cluster call.
[01:36:17]  We got area code 318 404 908 A17602.
[01:36:29]  Who else we got?
[01:36:30]  We got 301.
[01:36:34]  Ghosts.
[01:36:44]  and I'm having a good day.
[01:36:47]  Hey, hey, Mean Guy.
[01:36:48]  You're an ass.
[01:36:50]  No, that's an ass.
[01:36:57]  See you guys.
[01:37:02]  Ah, man.
[01:37:02]  Come on, ghost.
[01:37:03]  Can you hear me?
[01:37:05]  I brought a new AR-15 that the boat has still worked.
[01:37:19]  I just want to be in this cluster.
[01:37:25]  Hey, ghost.
[01:37:34]  How's it going, brother?
[01:37:51]  Shut up.
[01:37:57]  Shut up.
[01:37:59]  Please.
[01:38:02]  Dude, I actually got that.
[01:38:26]  Just suck.
[01:38:27]  Shut up.
[01:38:27]  Paul suck.
[01:38:28]  I thought y'all were going to be more exciting than this.
[01:38:31]  Y'all are boring.
[01:38:32]  You know that?
[01:38:34]  Son of a bitch.
[01:38:36]  Ah, Jesus Christ.
[01:38:38]  You know what?
[01:38:38]  I just.
[01:38:39]  I'm jaded, man.
[01:38:40]  You know what I mean?
[01:38:41]  I can't even.
[01:38:42]  Well, the voice is getting better, actually.
[01:38:44]  You know, now that I'm drinking beer.
[01:38:45]  You see what I'm saying about beer?
[01:38:47]  What did I tell you about beer?
[01:38:49]  You know what I mean?
[01:38:52]  You know, maybe I am feeling a little bit better.
[01:38:54]  Let me take some more.
[01:38:54]  Let me take some more beer here.
[01:39:03]  I'm feeling goddamn good.
[01:39:06]  Jesus Christ, I'm feeling great.
[01:39:09]  I feel good.
[01:39:10]  I feel great.
[01:39:11]  I feel wonderful.
[01:39:14]  I feel good.
[01:39:15]  I feel great.
[01:39:16]  I feel wonderful.
[01:39:19]  Anyway, 269, you're on the horn.
[01:39:21]  What's up?
[01:39:21]  Hey, is this me?
[01:39:23]  Yeah, it's you.
[01:39:24]  Um, I was the one talking about video games.
[01:39:27]  Uh, I was just saying, like, you know, Mash Factor, Mash Fact 3, I think, is going to be the best game to come out this year.
[01:39:38]  Uh, Jesus Christ.
[01:39:40]  Who cares, kid, all right?
[01:39:42]  Come on, read a book.
[01:39:44]  607, you're on the horn.
[01:39:49]  That's a hell of Keller deaf mute.
[01:39:51]  732, what's up?
[01:39:53]  Hey, what's your outlook on SLV for the next, say, month or two?
[01:39:59]  Oh, man.
[01:40:00]  You know, I just got through freaking day trading and making lots of money today.
[01:40:04]  I don't even want to go into it, man.
[01:40:06]  I'm sorry.
[01:40:07]  Call me.
[01:40:07]  You know, hook me up in the chat room if you ever see me in the chat room and I'll tell you.
[01:40:11]  204, what's up?
[01:40:13]  I'm going to a hospital today, and I think I'm putting peanut butter on the babies.
[01:40:18]  You can't suppress your mic.
[01:40:20]  Jesus Christ, you are so fat.
[01:40:22]  You know that?
[01:40:22]  You know, I can't help it, Ghost, but I think I'm putting peanut butter on those bitches.
[01:40:26]  Dumb cute.
[01:40:27]  I mean, listen to your.
[01:40:28]  Have you ever heard a voice of yourself for Christ's sake, man?
[01:40:31]  I mean, you can't even catch your voice in mid-conversation.
[01:40:34]  I think those babies would be good with peanut butter and jam.
[01:40:38]  Jesus Christ.
[01:40:38]  What do we got?
[01:40:39]  Asburgers for bitches here.
[01:40:41]  Ass burgers for fatty bitches on the next Geraldo.
[01:40:44]  Jesus Christ.
[01:40:45]  817, what's up?
[01:40:50]  See, another Helen Keller deaf mute, for Christ's sake.
[01:40:53]  I mean, you see what I got to put up with?
[01:40:55]  607, what's up?
[01:40:58]  Hi, Ghost.
[01:40:58]  Is this me?
[01:40:59]  It's you.
[01:41:01]  All right.
[01:41:03]  Then.
[01:41:04]  Shut up.
[01:41:05]  All right.
[01:41:05]  617, what's up?
[01:41:10]  234, what's up?
[01:41:11]  What's up?
[01:41:13]  Are you digging into truck?
[01:41:15]  I'm scared, Truff.
[01:41:20]  Great.
[01:41:21]  I'm very happy for you.
[01:41:23]  Bankruptcy may help your financial situation.
[01:41:25]  Connect.
[01:41:28]  The hell is that?
[01:41:29]  What the hell is this crap?
[01:41:32]  Jesus Christ.
[01:41:33]  360, what's up?
[01:41:38]  I'm Spartacus.
[01:41:49]  Jesus Christ.
[01:41:51]  Are you kidding me?
[01:41:56]  Jesus Christ.
[01:41:59]  717, what's up?
[01:42:07]  Oh, my God.
[01:42:08]  214.
[01:42:11]  Don't my eye!
[01:42:12]  Original child clown out!
[01:42:13]  I'm the original child clown out!
[01:42:15]  Clown out!
[01:42:20]  252!
[01:42:22]  Hey, what's up, ghosts?
[01:42:23]  How you doing, good, man?
[01:42:25]  Not too bad.
[01:42:27]  All right.
[01:42:28]  I'm not sure if you want this to be a serious call or a loyalty call.
[01:42:32]  No, it doesn't matter, man.
[01:42:33]  Whatever.
[01:42:33]  Whatever, you know, whatever.
[01:42:34]  Go ahead.
[01:42:35]  Whatever's online.
[01:42:37]  I haven't been much in the chat room today, so I have no idea what the discussion was, so I'm not sure I'll be able to get useful or serious advice.
[01:42:45]  So I think I'm going to do my best to make this a loyalty call, if you do not mind.
[01:42:49]  All right, go ahead.
[01:42:53]  That doesn't matter, man.
[01:43:10]  Jesus Christ, man.
[01:43:14]  832, is this Ash Old?
[01:43:19]  Or somebody else?

=== PC Gamers Get FUs (15:48) ===

[01:43:25]  I mean, do you see what I got to put up with here, man?
[01:43:27]  574, what's up?
[01:43:34]  Jesus Christ.
[01:43:35]  936.
[01:43:52]  Hey, Ghost, I want to give you some advice in case you get back into modern gaming at all.
[01:43:57]  All right.
[01:43:58]  Okay.
[01:43:59]  Whatever you do, do not buy any Call of Duty games because the Call of Duty games are what Sarah Palin are the video games.
[01:44:08]  What Sarah Palin is to conservatism.
[01:44:11]  I'm not joking.
[01:44:13]  Oh, wow, man.
[01:44:14]  There's a lot of Call of Duty fans out here, man.
[01:44:17]  Are you serious about that?
[01:44:18]  Hey, man, those assholes are fucking hat backwards, fucking dumbass casuals.
[01:44:24]  I mean, are you kidding me?
[01:44:25]  That kid earlier who talked about Mass Effect being the best game ever?
[01:44:28]  That guy was a fucking Call of Duty fan.
[01:44:30]  I can tell you right now.
[01:44:31]  Oh, man.
[01:44:33]  So why don't you give us some enlightening things?
[01:44:35]  I mean, there's these people in the chat room that are, you know, kind of catching to this.
[01:44:39]  Some of them people are like, hey, you know, Call of Duty sucks.
[01:44:41]  Others are like, Call of Duty is the shizdit.
[01:44:44]  I mean, you know, give us, you know, some enlightening commentary about this.
[01:44:49]  It's just because it's the same goddamn thing.
[01:44:51]  They're released every single year with no innovation.
[01:44:53]  I mean, I seriously, you know, the Modern Warfare 3 came out a while ago, and I looked at it, and I seriously thought I was looking at a fucking video from the second one.
[01:45:04]  And it's like, there's no innovation.
[01:45:06]  I mean, look back at the Nintendo 64 days, man.
[01:45:09]  Look at Banjo-Kazooie and stuff like that.
[01:45:12]  You had color.
[01:45:13]  You had an objective.
[01:45:14]  It was funny as shit.
[01:45:15]  And now it's just like you're just giving your money to these assholes for the same damn thing every year.
[01:45:23]  You know, that's a good point.
[01:45:25]  That's a good point, man.
[01:45:26]  Everybody out here is agreeing with you out here.
[01:45:28]  So what kind of gamer are you?
[01:45:29]  What would you advise for gamers out there that are trying to get into the game like myself that aren't necessarily in tune with all the jargon, in tune with all the scene?
[01:45:40]  What would you suggest?
[01:45:40]  Because, I mean, I want to get into gaming.
[01:45:42]  I know there's a lot of gamers in the true capitalist radio community, and I'd like to go out there and game with them.
[01:45:48]  As a matter of fact, they're buying freaking servers for this thing.
[01:45:51]  I mean, I don't know.
[01:45:52]  I mean, what do you suggest?
[01:45:55]  Well, you know, I'm not really much of an online guy.
[01:45:58]  I did love, you know, I know you don't have the highest opinion of Team Fortress 2, but that's a pretty damn good game if you're going to go online.
[01:46:06]  But, you know, if you're willing to shell out for an Xbox or PS3, I don't know.
[01:46:10]  Some of the Rockstar games are pretty good.
[01:46:12]  The Grand Theft Autos and the whole controversy thing aside, those are pretty damn good games.
[01:46:17]  And the new Batman games are coming out are surprisingly good because Batman's fucking Batman's like a loosey-lose whorebag when it comes to being fucking beaten around by the video game industry.
[01:46:29]  Hey, so what do you think?
[01:46:30]  So what are you?
[01:46:31]  Are you a PC gamer or a console gamer?
[01:46:35]  Console for sure.
[01:46:36]  I recognize the benefits of console gaming.
[01:46:38]  I just don't have the money.
[01:46:40]  You know what I mean?
[01:46:42]  I hear you.
[01:46:43]  So you are a console gamer.
[01:46:45]  Oh, yeah.
[01:46:46]  Unbelievable.
[01:46:47]  Because, I mean, believe it or not, I've had a lot of people come in here and say, hey, PC's where it's at, Ghost.
[01:46:53]  PC's where it's at.
[01:46:55]  So you're saying that console, you know, explain why console would beat PC.
[01:47:01]  Go ahead.
[01:47:02]  Well, you know, that's what I'm saying.
[01:47:03]  I'm not necessarily saying it would beat PC.
[01:47:06]  I'm just saying that that's the that's an area, that's a domain where I hang out because I've been I've been with consoles ever since I was freaking man, I've been playing video games since I came out of the womb.
[01:47:16]  I tell you that.
[01:47:18]  I've just never really got into PC gaming.
[01:47:20]  I play a PC game.
[01:47:21]  It's like I'm controlling a freaking Rottweiler with whipped cream on it, man.
[01:47:26]  It just doesn't make any sense to me.
[01:47:28]  So, you know, do you play PC, or excuse me, do you play console games for the sake of just the gaming sport within itself?
[01:47:36]  I mean, just the competition?
[01:47:38]  Or are you actually considering getting so damn good that maybe you'll go to your local arcade or maybe join the freaking game league or something like that and possibly making some money?
[01:47:49]  That would be really cool.
[01:47:50]  I'd like to be a reviewer for games, honestly, because I feel like, you know, some of the games nowadays that are coming out, they're appealing to these idiot teenagers.
[01:48:03]  You know, I'm not much older than they are, you know, I bet you can tell, but like, you know, just the people who come in when they're freaking 14 and they don't know what's going on.
[01:48:12]  And the games, they're getting easier, man.
[01:48:15]  They're getting easier.
[01:48:15]  And it pisses me off because the game just flat out tells you, oh, you know, you've been playing the game for six hours and they're still giving you tutorials.
[01:48:26]  But I understand what you're saying, but believe it or not, I got a lot of people that are PC gamers out here.
[01:48:34]  Let's see if we can get a hold of them since we're talking about games here.
[01:48:36]  646-6524869.
[01:48:39]  Let's see if we can get some more people on the horn.
[01:48:41]  That was riveting commentary.
[01:48:43]  And believe me, I know I got a lot of gamers out there.
[01:48:46]  A lot of them who listen to the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
[01:48:49]  602, what's up?
[01:48:51]  What do you think about gaming?
[01:48:53]  Hey, man.
[01:48:53]  How's it going, Ghost?
[01:48:55]  How's it going, man?
[01:48:55]  You're coming in kind of staticky.
[01:48:57]  Can you fix that up somehow?
[01:48:59]  Yeah, man.
[01:49:00]  Sorry about my connections, Kennedy.
[01:49:01]  Okay, well, go ahead.
[01:49:03]  All right, man.
[01:49:05]  I am also a console gamer, but I don't really go for rock star FPS.
[01:49:10]  I prefer adventure games.
[01:49:12]  I'm a hardcore Mario fan.
[01:49:14]  I've been playing Mario since I was like seven years old.
[01:49:18]  Favorite game I have.
[01:49:20]  Everything from an NES to SNES, everything up until the Wii.
[01:49:24]  And I just got an Xbox, actually.
[01:49:26]  So just kind of got into the FPS things, but I'm still a hardcore adventure.
[01:49:31]  Well, you know, another console gamer, we would dock you a little more, but unfortunately, you're coming in kind of staticky, man.
[01:49:37]  678, what's up?
[01:49:38]  What do you think about gaming?
[01:49:42]  I'm just saying I like console games better.
[01:49:46]  It's cheaper.
[01:49:47]  I mean, in a way, it's cheaper, and you don't need spyware.
[01:49:51]  It's really good.
[01:49:52]  Oh, man.
[01:49:53]  We're getting a lot of votes for the PC, or excuse me, the console game in here.
[01:49:58]  So you don't have to worry about malware.
[01:50:00]  It's cheaper.
[01:50:02]  What is it?
[01:50:03]  Easier to control with the controls.
[01:50:04]  I mean, what else we got?
[01:50:07]  Pretty much, yeah, that's pretty much it.
[01:50:09]  And, like, it's just simpler, pretty much.
[01:50:16]  You put it in the game, you're playing.
[01:50:18]  What's your favorite game?
[01:50:20]  Battlefield 3.
[01:50:22]  Battlefield 3, man.
[01:50:23]  Yeah, once again, console gaming.
[01:50:26]  Do we have any PC gamers out there?
[01:50:27]  Let's see what we got them.
[01:50:28]  917, what do you think about gaming?
[01:50:32]  Hey, Ghost.
[01:50:33]  Yeah.
[01:50:34]  Well, I'm a PC gamer, so you're in luck.
[01:50:38]  All right, we got a PC gamer on the horn.
[01:50:40]  What's going on?
[01:50:43]  Well, first of all, I think the main problem you're going to run into with console gamers is it's full.
[01:50:49]  The community is you're going to be playing with 90% kids like Asho and 10% regular people.
[01:50:56]  So it's really fucking annoying, to be honest.
[01:50:59]  Excuse my language.
[01:51:00]  So you're talking about like the interaction, the team season and playing like, you know, interactive gaming, you'd be gaming with little kids, that sort of thing, and maybe some maybe some of the Po in America.
[01:51:12]  Yeah, it's annoying.
[01:51:14]  I don't even have my mic on when I play unless it's with people I know because people are just so stupid.
[01:51:20]  And as opposed to PC gaming, I mean, I guess you have to be a little bit more, I guess, on the ball.
[01:51:26]  I guess you control everything with mouse and a keyboard, and it requires a little bit more skill, that sort of thing.
[01:51:32]  Yeah, and PC gaming, people say the PC console, like controllers, you know, like controllers, they like get really sweaty and stuff.
[01:51:40]  Like PC, it's more ergonomic.
[01:51:43]  You know, like you're like the mouse hits your hands.
[01:51:46]  And plus, there's better titles out because if you're playing on a PC, you don't have to like say like, oh, I want to play this for PS3, but I only have Xbox.
[01:51:55]  You can get it all for PC.
[01:51:58]  You know, there's none of that console bullshit.
[01:52:01]  Yeah, it sounds like a good point there, man.
[01:52:02]  I mean, I tell you, really riveting commentary happening with gaming here, man.
[01:52:07]  I really appreciate it.
[01:52:08]  And look, I know this is pretty much of a treat for everybody who's out there that's listening in because I know we got a lot of gamers going on, but we seem we have a little bit of a battle between console and between PC gaming.
[01:52:22]  And I think that we need to have a little bit more of an intense debate about this.
[01:52:26]  Area code 405, what do you think about gaming?
[01:52:29]  Is this me?
[01:52:30]  Yeah, what's up?
[01:52:32]  Hey, yeah, I just wanted to say that I'm a PC gamer.
[01:52:39]  And the reason why I think it's better, honestly, is sure, you may have to go out and spend, you know, like $1,000 on a pretty decent computer.
[01:52:49]  But, you know, with Steam and everything, like, I mean, especially during Christmas, like, there's like so many sales.
[01:52:56]  Like, I was able to get some really popular games for about even more than half off.
[01:53:02]  And, you know, there's like, you know, a GameStop.
[01:53:05]  You go up there and they're still the same prices that were.
[01:53:08]  So I think that's.
[01:53:09]  So what is Steam?
[01:53:09]  I mean, enlighten us what the hell Steam is for people that don't know what the hell gaming is.
[01:53:14]  I don't know what the hell, you know, Steam is or any of the terminology.
[01:53:19]  I mean, you know, a lot of us out here that aren't really affiliated with the new brands of gaming, we're not really connected with Steam and all this.
[01:53:27]  Can you enlighten us what the hell this is?
[01:53:29]  All right.
[01:53:30]  Well, Steam is a service that is made by Valve, which makes Team Fortress 2, Half-Life, Life 4 Dead, all those games.
[01:53:41]  And they came out with this several years ago.
[01:53:45]  And it's basically an online store and community.
[01:53:51]  It's like a hub for all PC games where you can buy, you can connect with your friends, you can play online.
[01:54:02]  And it has its faults, sometimes whenever you want to go in offline mode, it won't let you play the games.
[01:54:12]  But for the most part, it's a very good service.
[01:54:16]  Interesting, you know, because I've had a lot of people within the capitalist Army community that have suggested that I get on Steam, that I, you know, play on Steam, whatever the hell that means.
[01:54:28]  I mean, I kind of get it.
[01:54:29]  I guess Valve, you know, gaming semi-I get it, you know, but I mean, you know, remember, there's those of us that aren't gamers, you know what I mean?
[01:54:40]  We're just not gamers going on, and we don't know what the hell's going on.
[01:54:43]  And, you know, it's kind of foreign language to us.
[01:54:48]  832, what's up?
[01:54:49]  What do you think about gaming?
[01:54:54]  Jesus Christ.
[01:54:55]  Hey, Flavored Cactus, what's up?
[01:54:56]  What do you think about gaming?
[01:54:57]  Oh, man.
[01:54:58]  I'm glad you called on me because I have a lot to say about gaming, actually, Ghost.
[01:55:02]  All right, go ahead, man.
[01:55:03]  Go ahead, right?
[01:55:03]  Go ahead.
[01:55:05]  The guy who's talking about Steam, there's more to it.
[01:55:08]  It's like, all right, you know how if you buy a game for your Nintendo console and you have it and you put it on your shelf?
[01:55:14]  It's like that, except if you were to have a different computer, you could still get the game.
[01:55:18]  Like, it will always be with you in your account.
[01:55:20]  And then you could log on to it and they'll say to your friends that you're logged on to it and you could play a little game together, play some Team Fortress 2.
[01:55:26]  It's just wonderful, man.
[01:55:28]  It's just wonderful.
[01:55:29]  Interesting.
[01:55:29]  So, so, like, do you have to purchase the games through Steam, or do you purchase the games through outside means and upload them to Steam?
[01:55:37]  You know, how does it exactly work?
[01:55:39]  Does Steam have all the games there and you just kind of go at them or you just kind of choose through them?
[01:55:46]  I don't get it.
[01:55:47]  You can get them through Steam.
[01:55:48]  Sometimes you can activate through a code.
[01:55:51]  Like, for example, several years ago when TF2 was still on the market in the Orange Box, I bought it retail and I put the code into the Steam, and then I got all my OrangeBox games there.
[01:56:02]  OrangeBox.
[01:56:04]  Wow, interesting.
[01:56:05]  So why exactly would people be console gamers as opposed to PC?
[01:56:10]  It seems that PC would be the better deal, right?
[01:56:13]  Well, yeah, because the console gamers are just a bunch of little freaking kids who can't learn how to use a keyboard.
[01:56:19]  All they have to do is play with a freaking controller.
[01:56:21]  It's just too mainstream.
[01:56:23]  You know what I mean?
[01:56:24]  So, you know, in essence, it comes down to a cost thing as it relates to the console to the PC.
[01:56:30]  I mean, consoles, it's just for gaming.
[01:56:35]  That's it.
[01:56:36]  It's not like a PC where PC's multifunctional, that sort of thing.
[01:56:41]  And when you look at it in that regard, people would be, I guess, what, more intimidated to run games on a PC than a console.
[01:56:50]  I mean, are you suggesting that it's for simpletons and idiots and, you know, well, I hate to say idiots, but people that aren't very advanced enough to understand how to work a computer?
[01:57:02]  Well, just look at some of the people who play console games.
[01:57:04]  They're just always yelling the mic.
[01:57:06]  They're screaming.
[01:57:07]  They're blabbering.
[01:57:08]  It's just like it's like the Poe of America, pretty much.
[01:57:11]  Right.
[01:57:12]  Explain that.
[01:57:13]  Now, you know, this is the second or third caller where I've heard that people that have console games are either little kids or they're screaming or they're pissed off.
[01:57:23]  I mean, you know, what exactly I mean, seriously, is this the Poe in America?
[01:57:27]  If it ain't kids, I can only imagine that it's probably the Poe in America.
[01:57:31]  So you mean to tell me if you happen to be a gamer, if you happen to be some teenage Asian kid that kicks ass at gaming, that you have to actually intermingle with these disgusting, despicable people that are the so-called Poe in America just so you can get some decent gaming going on?
[01:57:48]  Yeah, man.
[01:57:50]  Oh, my God.
[01:57:51]  So you mean to tell me that you got to be on TeamSpeak with these guys and you're in the middle of some kind of a multiplayer war game or something?
[01:58:01]  And you're on TeamSpeak and you're trying to get everybody in coordinated positions that you're going to have to sit over here and talk Ebonics and Larasa and all this stuff to these peeps?
[01:58:12]  Yeah, man.
[01:58:13]  It's just crazy.
[01:58:15]  But yeah, I think it's because the people who look at consoles, they look at it twenty years ago they had Nintendo and they're like, oh, it's a console game.
[01:58:23]  And some people don't know how to use computers.
[01:58:26]  Honestly, like I know people who don't even know how to use the Internet and they're just like, whatever, I'll just use the console because it's a lot simpler.
[01:58:33]  It's for simple-minded people.
[01:58:35]  Unreal, man.
[01:58:36]  Unreal.
[01:58:37]  You know, I'm glad you straightened that out there, Flavored Cactus and the other PC or excuse me, the other PC gamers out here, because we had an overwhelming response as it related to the console gaming.
[01:58:50]  But now we're starting to see the stigma out here.
[01:58:53]  We got PC versus console players here.
[01:58:56]  And I'm looking in the chat room.
[01:58:58]  The console players are getting a little butthurt about this.
[01:59:02]  You know what I'm saying?
[01:59:03]  I'm seeing the FUs to the PC gamers.
[01:59:05]  And, of course, the PC gamers are like, it's the truth.
[01:59:09]  It's the truth.

=== Sega Saturn Show Must Go On (03:18) ===

[01:59:13]  So once again, if you happen to be a sophisticated console gamer that's taking offense to the stereotypical caricature of console gamers, by all means, 646-652-4869.
[01:59:27]  I think this is an interesting conversation.
[01:59:29]  I think this is an interesting conversation because, believe it or not, I want to start gaming a little bit.
[01:59:34]  I just don't want to go out and pay for consoles and pay for freaking $60 games and all this other crap.
[01:59:41]  You know what I mean?
[01:59:42]  I like interactive games.
[01:59:44]  I haven't gamed since, Jesus Christ.
[01:59:47]  The freaking Sega Saturn.
[01:59:49]  Well, I take that back.
[01:59:50]  The Sega Dreamcast.
[01:59:51]  Yeah, I actually bought the freaking Sega Dreamcast in like 1998, 1999.
[01:59:57]  And then when I got freaking ripped off, when they stopped making games for it and nobody ever gave a crap about it anymore, that's the last time I ever got a goddamn gaming system.
[02:00:08]  That's the last time I freaking stopped gaming.
[02:00:11]  I just stopped gaming.
[02:00:13]  I just stopped it.
[02:00:16]  You know, I've had some pretty kick-ass gaming systems prior to the Dreamcast, though.
[02:00:20]  I had the Sega Saturn, of course, the Genesis.
[02:00:23]  I had a Neo Geo, believe it or not.
[02:00:25]  Well, not me.
[02:00:26]  I bought it for my kid, but I was playing with it.
[02:00:28]  You know what I'm saying?
[02:00:28]  I mean, some good gaming systems along the way.
[02:00:33]  Anyway, 646-652-4869 is the number to call for Christ's sake.
[02:00:39]  As you can tell, my voice is off-keister here.
[02:00:42]  Do you know what I'm saying?
[02:00:43]  It's scratchy because yesterday, I hate to say this, the ulcer started acting up.
[02:00:50]  And before you know it, I puked up everything I ate that day.
[02:00:53]  And all the freaking stomach plasma and all the disgusting crap that came up.
[02:00:58]  It made my voice scratchy for Christ's sake.
[02:01:00]  And that's why I sound like this.
[02:01:03]  I almost didn't do a show today, but I said, you know what?
[02:01:07]  I have to go and do it.
[02:01:08]  You know, the show must go on.
[02:01:10]  The show must go on.
[02:01:13]  Anyway, folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
[02:01:16]  We are now in the third and final hour of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
[02:01:22]  And, of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
[02:01:28]  And once again, folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
[02:01:31]  Before we get into anything else, I'd like for everybody to please retweet the broadcast.
[02:01:36]  All right?
[02:01:37]  Go to the social networks.
[02:01:39]  Go to the forums.
[02:01:41]  Go to the blogs and spread it around like wildfire.
[02:01:46]  And let everybody know that True Capitalist Radio is in effect and in the house, folks.
[02:01:51]  This is kind of an off-keaster show, as you can see.
[02:01:54]  You know what I'm saying?
[02:01:56]  This is a little bit of an off-keaster show going on because, well, you know, I mean, I got the voice thing.
[02:02:03]  It's all screwed up.
[02:02:04]  You know what I mean?
[02:02:05]  You got a screwed up voice going on, unfortunately.
[02:02:08]  You know, it's really unfortunate.
[02:02:10]  And, you know, that's what's prohibited me from actually conducting a usual show.
[02:02:15]  I know that, you know, we would be going along with all the regular programming.
[02:02:21]  You know, we'd be going down the list of all kinds of things to talk about.
[02:02:25]  But unfortunately, we went off Keister.
[02:02:29]  This is an off-Keaster show, and that's just all there is to it.

=== Off-Keeaster Broadcast Shout Outs (03:38) ===

[02:02:32]  All right.
[02:02:33]  Anyway, folks, before we get into anything else, let's go ahead and give some Twitter shout-outs, folks.
[02:02:41]  And of course, if you want a Twitter shout-out, all you've got to do is retweet the first tweet on the Twitter account, baby.
[02:02:49]  All right?
[02:02:50]  And, of course, the Twitter account is Ghost Politics.
[02:02:54]  All one word.
[02:02:55]  No hyphens, no underscores.
[02:02:58]  All one word, baby.
[02:02:59]  Ghost politics.
[02:03:01]  All right?
[02:03:02]  And if you retweet the first tweet on the Twitter account, well, by God, I will give you a shout-out right here, right now, live on the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
[02:03:13]  All right?
[02:03:14]  It's that freaking simple.
[02:03:16]  I know that people try to make it more complex than it is, but it's really that freaking simple.
[02:03:22]  All right?
[02:03:24]  So let's go ahead and let's give some shout-outs right now.
[02:03:31]  Damn, you can tell my voice is messed up.
[02:03:33]  You know what I'm saying?
[02:03:35]  Anyway, we've got Dubstep Psycho in the house.
[02:03:39]  We've got Ghoul the Fool.
[02:03:41]  What's going on with Ghoul the Fool?
[02:03:43]  We've got Big Mac 007 Bond in the place.
[02:03:48]  DJ Poop Tickler.
[02:03:51]  I didn't know you were black, brother.
[02:03:53]  We've got Chain 582.
[02:03:58]  We've got Satan is my pal.
[02:04:01]  Jesus Christ.
[02:04:04]  We've got Han Hanzo.
[02:04:06]  We've got Celtic Abortion.
[02:04:11]  That was kind of funny.
[02:04:12]  Anyway, we got Troll Terrorist in the house.
[02:04:16]  Count Dracula 25, the Chiz 2 in the place.
[02:04:21]  Who else we got?
[02:04:22]  We got the Stiffy Pony or the Spiffy Pony.
[02:04:25]  Not the Stiffy Pony.
[02:04:26]  Jesus Christ.
[02:04:28]  Fred Rogers in the house.
[02:04:30]  It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood.
[02:04:33]  It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood.
[02:04:36]  Hi, neighbor.
[02:04:37]  Jesus Christ.
[02:04:38]  We got Fat Marshall.
[02:04:39]  What's going on to Fat Marshall?
[02:04:42]  We've got Stabby McHuggs.
[02:04:45]  We've got Occupy TCR.
[02:04:48]  Shove it up, your ass.
[02:04:50]  Occupy TCR.
[02:04:52]  Shove it up, you're clogged up pooper.
[02:04:54]  You ain't occupying nothing.
[02:04:57]  We got Purple Slime Girl in the house.
[02:05:00]  We've got the Poop Messiah.
[02:05:03]  Sick, son of a Poop Messiah.
[02:05:07]  Not Sam Husky in the house.
[02:05:09]  What's going on to Not Sam Husky?
[02:05:13]  Who else we got?
[02:05:14]  We got Peon Carlito.
[02:05:16]  That's sick, you son of a bitch.
[02:05:18]  Come on.
[02:05:19]  Come on.
[02:05:23]  And I've already said your name.
[02:05:24]  There's no reason to keep retweeting.
[02:05:26]  Do you understand that?
[02:05:27]  Stop retweeting.
[02:05:28]  What's going on to James Anthony?
[02:05:30]  He's in the place.
[02:05:31]  What's going on?
[02:05:31]  We got Poop Tickler Jr. in the house.
[02:05:34]  What are you doing there, Poop Tickler Jr.?
[02:05:38]  Who else do we got?
[02:05:39]  We got Mass Effect 3.
[02:05:44]  Who else do we got going on?
[02:05:45]  We got, man, look at all these freaking retweets coming in, man.
[02:05:49]  Keep retweeting, baby.
[02:05:50]  Keep retweeting.
[02:05:51]  Equestrian Citizen in the house.
[02:05:55]  Who else do we got?
[02:05:56]  We got Fappin.
[02:05:59]  I'm not going to say the rest of that stupid, disgusting name.
[02:06:02]  We got Man with the Plan in the house.
[02:06:04]  How are you doing with Man with the Plan, baby?
[02:06:07]  Man with a Plan.

=== Putting Up With Man Crap (16:06) ===

[02:06:10]  We've got Debbie Daly's doctor.
[02:06:14]  Jesus Christ, you need to do some better work on, you know.
[02:06:18]  We've got Rainbow Lover.
[02:06:21]  Jesus Christ.
[02:06:24]  We've got Official Ash Hole.
[02:06:27]  How you doing there, Ash Hole?
[02:06:29]  I heard that YouTube video of the Celtic Pizza Party that you put on Daniel Cortez.
[02:06:34]  That was kind of funny, although it was like major fail halfway through it.
[02:06:39]  I mean, it took like 30 minutes to order a freaking pizza.
[02:06:45]  Anyway, that's enough.
[02:06:46]  All right.
[02:06:47]  That's enough.
[02:06:47]  As a matter of fact, I've had about enough of talking.
[02:06:51]  You know, as a matter of fact, let's just go ahead and go right in to everybody's favorite part of the broadcast.
[02:06:58]  And I'm talking about radiography.
[02:07:04]  That's right, folks.
[02:07:05]  As you can see, I'm sitting here.
[02:07:07]  I'm struggling, baby.
[02:07:08]  You understand?
[02:07:09]  I mean, I got the voice box, you know, caving in on me over here.
[02:07:12]  It's because of the freaking ulcer-related regurgitation.
[02:07:16]  You know, the freaking throw-up that I had yesterday, the throw-up session.
[02:07:23]  So that's why we're having somewhat of an off-keister, an off-keister broadcast.
[02:07:28]  Yeah, I have a peptic ulcer.
[02:07:29]  It's unfortunate.
[02:07:30]  I got ulcers, period.
[02:07:34]  And, you know, whenever I get upset for Christ's sake, I start getting a little queasy, start getting a little, you know, a little stomach sour, to say the least.
[02:07:43]  Well, yesterday I puked up, and the puke, you know, scratched my throat the whole nine yards, man.
[02:07:50]  So that's why, you know, we're having like a little bit of an off-keaster show here.
[02:07:56]  All right?
[02:07:57]  Off-keister show.
[02:08:01]  Anyway, let's just go ahead and get right into Radio Graffiti, shall we?
[02:08:04]  6466524869.
[02:08:07]  And of course, for all you ass clowns that don't know, Radio Graffiti is your chance to be a part of the show.
[02:08:14]  It's a part of the show where the spectators become a part of the spectacle.
[02:08:18]  All you've got to do is give me a call, 6466524869.
[02:08:22]  And when I call on your area code or when I call on your Skype name, you will have exactly three to four seconds to say whatever it is that's on your mind, baby, all right?
[02:08:33]  So go ahead and do that right now, baby.
[02:08:36]  6466524869.
[02:08:39]  Let's see who we got here.
[02:08:41]  C.B. Fart Marshall, Radio Graffiti.
[02:08:45]  There once was a town that worked so hard there was just no time for ghosts.
[02:08:51]  But that all changed on this one particular day.
[02:09:21]  Real funny asshole.
[02:09:23]  I actually saw that on YouTube for Christ's sake.
[02:09:26]  And I like how you sick, disgusting bastard superimposed Ash Hole's face, you know, next to my avatar while we were like supposedly going down some freaking roller coaster for Christ's sake.
[02:09:37]  All right.
[02:09:38]  Yeah.
[02:09:38]  Real funny jerks.
[02:09:42]  Son of a bitch.
[02:09:44]  How about it's Chris Warden, Radio Graffiti?
[02:09:49]  Free sale ball.
[02:09:50]  Can you know what colour is that girl's ball?
[02:09:53]  Watch me play out at that mall.
[02:09:55]  Free sale ball.
[02:09:56]  Watch me red man watch me fall.
[02:09:59]  Free sale ball.
[02:10:00]  Can you know what it is?
[02:10:01]  I didn't give a dice.
[02:10:03]  You know what it is.
[02:10:04]  I didn't do my thing.
[02:10:05]  So today I just wanna be.
[02:10:12]  That was major fail.
[02:10:13]  Was that a live performance or something?
[02:10:15]  That sounded like some kind of a live performance in front of the family or something.
[02:10:19]  Did y'all hear that for Christ's sake?
[02:10:20]  Jesus Christ.
[02:10:23]  Good Lord.
[02:10:24]  Notice there was no freaking clap or any kind of freaking applause after that there, you milky liquor.
[02:10:29]  That's because you saw nine two zero radio graffiti.
[02:10:35]  Hey Ghost, how you doing?
[02:10:37]  How's it going?
[02:10:39]  I just want to say you're doing a good job of the show.
[02:10:41]  Hey, I got a question about the engineer.
[02:10:43]  It's not offensive.
[02:10:44]  Uh, did he call it engineer because he was a com well come on, man.
[02:10:49]  It's radio graffiti time.
[02:10:50]  831 Radio Graffiti.
[02:11:04]  I mean, Jesus Christ, you son of a bitch, all right?
[02:11:07]  Enough!
[02:11:08]  Enough of this crap, alright?
[02:11:10]  I mean, don't you hear my voice for Christ's sake?
[02:11:13]  I shouldn't even be here.
[02:11:15]  I'm sick.
[02:11:17]  I'm sick, and this is the way you treat me for Christ's sake.
[02:11:22]  901, radio graffiti.
[02:11:29]  Jesus Christ, what are you doing?
[02:11:30]  Your dog or something, you sick son of a bitch?
[02:11:33]  217, radio graffiti.
[02:11:36]  Hey, ghost, this is Russian Anva, and I just want to say hope you get better soon.
[02:11:40]  Hey, thanks a lot.
[02:11:41]  Did you say your name was Rusty Kuntz?
[02:11:45]  Anyway, thanks a lot.
[02:11:46]  I appreciate it.
[02:11:47]  253, Radio Graffiti.
[02:11:53]  Shut up, you stupid moron.
[02:11:55]  518, we're here repeating.
[02:12:20]  Capitalist arm at time, baby.
[02:12:24]  Woo!
[02:12:25]  Taking over internets.
[02:12:28]  Because that's what it's all about, baby.
[02:12:34]  Pretty good, man.
[02:12:35]  Thanks a lot, man.
[02:12:35]  I appreciate it.
[02:12:36]  503, radio graffiti.
[02:12:39]  Gosh, get it, ghost.
[02:12:41]  I was expecting you on Valentine's Day, and he didn't even show up.
[02:12:45]  Hey, well, too bad.
[02:12:46]  I was kicking back with my wife, all right?
[02:12:51]  I mean, unlike you, forever alone, chafing your penis to naked pictures of Ricky Martin's butt crack, I was out there with my wife, all right, out there cruising the town out here, you know, painting the town up for Christ.
[02:13:05]  They go into the most affluent joints out here in Austin, Texas.
[02:13:10]  Jesus Christ.
[02:13:11]  Are you code 802, radio graffiti?
[02:13:15]  Hello?
[02:13:17]  Goodbye.
[02:13:19]  440, radio graffiti.
[02:13:21]  Hey, ghost, this shit isn't serious.
[02:13:23]  Just a result of an oppressive capitalist system.
[02:13:26]  Oh, yeah, that's that's just great.
[02:13:29]  Oh, yeah, you stupid idiot.
[02:13:31]  607, radio graffiti.
[02:13:36]  Stupid Helen Keller piece of crap.
[02:13:38]  204, radio graffiti.
[02:13:42]  Shut up, you fatty.
[02:13:44]  All right, just shut up and keep eating, fatty.
[02:13:48]  Keep eating.
[02:13:52]  908, radio graffiti.
[02:13:54]  Hey, Ghost, I just want to say I'm really pissed because I just got my new Stag Arms AR-15 today.
[02:14:02]  I just wanted to you're stumbling, mumbling little jerk.
[02:14:05]  Shut up.
[02:14:05]  716, Radio Graffiti.
[02:14:08]  Hey, how you doing?
[02:14:10]  I'm all right, what's up?
[02:14:12]  What's your favorite video game?
[02:14:15]  Jesus Christ, shut up.
[02:14:17]  330, radio graffiti.
[02:14:19]  Uh, yeah, why do you sound like Alex Jones?
[02:14:23]  Shut up, you stupid moron.
[02:14:24]  Stop comparing me with that potbelly bastard, all right?
[02:14:28]  Alex Jones is making money off of selling fear, all right?
[02:14:34]  513, radio graffiti.
[02:14:37]  I am now officially declaring myself the king of mirrors.
[02:14:45]  Son of a bitch.
[02:14:46]  I never said that.
[02:14:47]  I never said that.
[02:14:50]  That's a splice, and everybody out there that's listening knows it for Christ's sake, man.
[02:14:55]  I mean, Jesus Christ, man, I'm freaking sick here.
[02:14:59]  I mean, listen to my voice.
[02:15:00]  Listen to my voice for Christ's sake, and this is how you people treat me for Christ's sake.
[02:15:05]  God damn it!
[02:15:14]  I'm sick and tired of you splicers, man.
[02:15:17]  I don't even know why you continue to do this, man.
[02:15:22]  I can't believe it!
[02:15:26]  I must be freaking insane for Christ's sake for doing a stupid show.
[02:15:33]  Jesus Christ.
[02:15:38]  Oh, my God.
[02:15:39]  Give me the freaking freaking mic.
[02:15:47]  Jesus Christ, man.
[02:15:48]  I'm telling you, I'm just.
[02:15:50]  234, radio graffiti.
[02:15:52]  What the hell are you talking about?
[02:15:53]  Beer cans.
[02:15:53]  All right, here, here, here.
[02:15:54]  How about having some of this, you stupid skate?
[02:15:57]  Come on, give it some money!
[02:16:00]  Damn it, son!
[02:16:03]  Yeah, yeah, real funny.
[02:16:04]  Yeah, real, real funny, asshole.
[02:16:06]  A 7-5-4-1.
[02:16:07]  Let me tell you, I sure do love beer cans.
[02:16:10]  Ghost, what are you doing?
[02:16:11]  You can't drink all these fucking beer cans.
[02:16:13]  What the hell are you talking about?
[02:16:14]  Beer cans.
[02:16:15]  Alright, here, here, here.
[02:16:16]  How about having some of this, you stupid skate?
[02:16:19]  Come on, give me some money!
[02:16:22]  Damn it, son!
[02:16:23]  Christ, let's stop this crap, alright?
[02:16:24]  Let's stop with all the freaking numbers with the same freaking crap, alright?
[02:16:29]  567.
[02:16:31]  Ghost, what are you doing?
[02:16:33]  You can't drink all these fucking beer cans.
[02:16:35]  What the hell are you talking about?
[02:16:36]  Beer cans.
[02:16:37]  Alright, here, here.
[02:16:38]  Here.
[02:16:38]  How about having some of this, you stupid skate?
[02:16:41]  Come on, give me some act!
[02:16:43]  Damn it, can you shove up your ass with all these goddamn replay calls?
[02:16:49]  Jesus Christ, I have 574, radio graffiti.
[02:16:55]  Helen Keller, deaf mute.
[02:16:57]  941, radio graffiti.
[02:17:00]  Get out soon, ghost.
[02:17:02]  Go out the show.
[02:17:03]  Hey, I appreciate it, man.
[02:17:05]  I'm trying here.
[02:17:06]  I'm trying.
[02:17:06]  662, radio graffiti.
[02:17:11]  What?
[02:17:11]  I'm not even up.
[02:17:13]  Just shut up, you stumbling, mumbling little jerk.
[02:17:16]  252, radio graffiti.
[02:17:21]  Get well soon, cursed.
[02:17:23]  We can't even understand you.
[02:17:24]  609, radio graffiti.
[02:17:27]  Government, what's up?
[02:17:28]  Hope you feel better, ghost, and PC Trump's console game.
[02:17:32]  Oh, another PC gamer.
[02:17:34]  Hey, I appreciate it.
[02:17:35]  Thanks a lot, man.
[02:17:36]  414, Radio Graffiti.
[02:17:38]  Hey, ghost, PC Gaming is definitely better because you can all tab over to your child porn windows.
[02:17:43]  You sick son of a bitch.
[02:17:47]  Son of a fucking 908, radio graffiti.
[02:17:55]  Goodbye.
[02:17:56]  How about Joe Swanson, radio graffiti?
[02:18:00]  Guess who goes?
[02:18:01]  I was just wondering if your son wanted to come like my popsicle.
[02:18:06]  You sick son of a bitch.
[02:18:07]  What the hell do you want?
[02:18:09]  What the hell do you want?
[02:18:11]  Well, I'm wondering if your son wanted to come like my popsicle.
[02:18:14]  Is that okay?
[02:18:16]  You sick-ass twisted perver.
[02:18:18]  How the hell can you sleep at night thinking these disgusting sick ass devia thoughts?
[02:18:24]  Sleepier son ghost.
[02:18:25]  Every night he's in my head and he's in big spoon.
[02:18:30]  What the fuck did you do?
[02:18:31]  A big spoon?
[02:18:32]  What the hell is that?
[02:18:33]  What kind of- well, what the hell is that supposed to be?
[02:18:36]  Boostman, here lies one way, and I lie behind him with my dick in his asshole.
[02:18:40]  Ah, you son of a fucking damn it!
[02:18:50]  God damn it!
[02:18:55]  God damn all of you, for Christ's sake!
[02:18:59]  God damn all of you, for Christ's sake!
[02:19:05]  Jesus Christ!
[02:19:07]  And look at him!
[02:19:08]  Look at him in the chat room!
[02:19:09]  They're laughing!
[02:19:11]  They're laughing for Christ's sake!
[02:19:14]  Damn it!
[02:19:20]  They're freaking laughing!
[02:19:25]  Piece of crap!
[02:19:31]  I mean, do you hear the sick crap that's going on out here?
[02:19:35]  Do you hear the sick crap that I've got to put up with out here just to conduct a broadcast on the internet?
[02:19:41]  God damn it!
[02:19:41]  Do you hear my voice?
[02:19:44]  I can barely speak, and these people are getting laughs off me for Christ's sake!
[02:19:48]  I got freaking holes in my stomach that's affecting my freaking voice for Christ's sake!
[02:19:55]  for Christ's sake!
[02:20:24]  Jesus Christ, man!
[02:20:29]  I mean, this is the kind of crap, man.
[02:20:32]  This is the kind of crap I gotta put up with, for Christ's sake!
[02:20:39]  Every time I conduct this show, this is what I gotta put up with, man.
[02:20:50]  This is the kind of crap I gotta put up with, for Christ's sake!
[02:20:59]  You all- Sick of all of you, man!
[02:21:26]  I'm sick of all of you.
[02:21:28]  I do this show every time I can, and it's a goddamn thing you give me, for Christ's sake.
[02:21:41]  Hey, I can't believe I do this broadcast, for Christ's sake.
[02:21:46]  I can't believe I do that.
[02:21:47]  This is the kind of thanks I get from you, sons of bitches.
[02:21:52]  This is the kind of thanks I get from you, sons of bitches.
[02:21:59]  God damn it.
[02:22:02]  God damn it!
[02:22:07]  God damn all of you, God damn it!
[02:22:13]  Jesus Christ, man, I'm sick.

=== Warning Against Troll Terrorists (09:38) ===

[02:22:16]  I'm sick, man.
[02:22:18]  Go on.
[02:22:19]  Damn it.
[02:22:20]  I mean, I'm jaded, man.
[02:22:23]  I mean, I get bread.
[02:22:37]  Oh, goddamn, all of you.
[02:22:41]  God, damn, do you see what I gotta put up with for Christ's sake, man?
[02:22:45]  You see what's giving me ulcers for Christ's sake?
[02:22:48]  Do you see what's burning holes in my stomach for Christ's sake?
[02:22:55]  God damn it.
[02:22:55]  Give me the mic.
[02:22:56]  Give me the freaking mic.
[02:23:00]  Give me the goddamn mic.
[02:23:07]  Do you see what I got to put up with on a consistent basis, folks, huh?
[02:23:11]  And you want me to continue to do the show?
[02:23:15]  You want me to continue to do the show for Christ's sake?
[02:23:22]  Jesus Christ.
[02:23:25]  I give you everything I got, man.
[02:23:27]  I give you all my freaking, freaking heart.
[02:23:30]  My freaking soul for Christ's sake.
[02:23:34]  And this is the kind of things that you give me.
[02:23:38]  God damn it.
[02:23:41]  Goddamn all you trolls.
[02:23:43]  God damn it.
[02:23:45]  You damn troll terrorists.
[02:23:47]  You damn cyber vermin.
[02:23:51]  You're making me sick.
[02:23:52]  You're literally making me fucking sick, man.
[02:23:55]  You're making me sick!
[02:24:01]  God damn it.
[02:24:05]  Jesus Christ.
[02:24:08]  You son of a bitch.
[02:24:11]  I can't believe you people could treat me like this for Christ's sake.
[02:24:16]  You son of a bitch, but you know what this is, right?
[02:24:19]  You know what kind of goddamn sick-ass, twisted, pathetic, waste of human life world we're living in, for Christ's sake, am I right?
[02:24:28]  We're living in goddamn this goddamn disgusting, pathetic place.
[02:24:35]  one place that these preachers these people are unappreciative about for Christ's sake yeah I just can't even catch my breath I can't even catch my breath.
[02:25:01]  Oh, my God.
[02:25:12]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[02:25:15]  I gotta take a break, folks.
[02:25:16]  I'll be right back.
[02:25:17]  I'm sorry.
[02:25:18]  I'm sorry, for Christ's sake, but I'm barely hanging in there for Christ's sake.
[02:25:22]  I shouldn't even be here.
[02:25:25]  I shouldn't even be here.
[02:25:29]  But I am, for Christ's sake, because I want to continue the true capitalist radio community, and I'm doing this for the capitalist Army.
[02:25:37]  I'm doing it for the capitalist Army.
[02:25:39]  I'm doing it.
[02:25:48]  Damn it.
[02:25:52]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[02:25:57]  Oh, God damn it.
[02:26:03]  And you know why this is happening?
[02:26:06]  I mean, have you taken a look around you for Christ's sake, huh?
[02:26:11]  Have you taken a look at the freaking social landscape of America?
[02:26:16]  Have you taken a look at the sour scowls that are walking around out here in Social America?
[02:26:24]  I mean, look at the freaking cyber vermin that are just sitting here in this chat room.
[02:26:29]  Look at the troll terrorists that continue to agitate my show.
[02:26:33]  I mean, good God.
[02:26:38]  But I'll tell you this.
[02:26:40]  You want to know why these waste of human life think that they have some kind of significance doing this?
[02:26:47]  You want to know why these disgusting waste of human life actually think that they're advancing their lives by scrolling on the screen, me and cyber vermin, troll terrorizing.
[02:27:01]  Do you want to know why?
[02:27:04]  because we're freaking from America.
[02:27:14]  Oh, goddamn all of you.
[02:27:18]  God damn, you see what I gotta put up with for Christ's sake, man?
[02:27:22]  You see what's giving me ulcers for Christ's sake?
[02:27:25]  Do you see what's burning holes in my stomach for Christ's sake?
[02:27:31]  This is humanity.
[02:27:33]  We're living in modernity.
[02:27:35]  We have gone beyond design.
[02:27:38]  We're heathens.
[02:27:40]  We're animals.
[02:27:42]  Look at us.
[02:27:44]  I'm calling upon the capitalist army.
[02:27:48]  It's time for you to go out and make your mark on the world.
[02:27:54]  Don't be a freaking troll terrorist.
[02:27:59]  Don't be a troll terrorist, I mean, good God.
[02:28:18]  We're from America.
[02:28:24]  How does it feel to be one of the American public?
[02:28:33]  How does it feel to be one of the American public?
[02:28:46]  We're from America where we eat our young.
[02:28:51]  The baby movers are eating their young right now.
[02:28:54]  I mean, good God!
[02:29:17]  You all need to understand that it is your time.
[02:29:24]  It is your time to go out there and conduct yourselves in an intellectual manner.
[02:29:29]  It is your time to be capitalist and assert your authority throughout this international community.
[02:29:35]  And I'm calling on the capitalist army.
[02:29:38]  I'm calling on the Catholic Army.
[02:29:43]  I'm going to start off the warning for all the international community.
[02:30:37]  How does it feel to be a part of the general American public?
[02:30:42]  How does it feel?
[02:30:53]  What does it feel to be a short American?
[02:31:21]  Eve my warning: do not cross the capitalist army because we're from America.
[02:31:52]  Oh, goddamn all of you.

=== Stomach Ailments and Beer (09:28) ===

[02:31:55]  God damn, do you see what I gotta put up with for Christ's sake, man?
[02:31:59]  You see what's giving me ulcers for Christ's sake?
[02:32:02]  Do you see what's burning holes in my stomach for Christ's sake?
[02:32:08]  You're listening to Ghost on True Capitalist Radio.
[02:32:11]  True Capitalist Radio.
[02:32:14]  All right.
[02:32:17]  All right.
[02:32:17]  I think I've calmed my ass down a little bit.
[02:32:20]  I think I've calmed my ass down.
[02:32:22]  And I'm sorry about that, folks.
[02:32:24]  I'm sorry I'm going off keester here, but just listen.
[02:32:27]  I mean, do you listen to the show on a consistent basis?
[02:32:30]  I mean, this is what I gotta do here.
[02:32:32]  This is what I gotta put up with for Christ's sake.
[02:32:37]  Jesus Christ.
[02:32:38]  Anyway, I got me another beer here.
[02:32:40]  You know what I mean?
[02:32:40]  Give me some more beer.
[02:32:44]  More beer.
[02:32:50]  There's the beer.
[02:32:51]  That's got more beer.
[02:32:55]  Woo!
[02:32:56]  Yeah.
[02:32:57]  Anyway, folks, I want to say cheers to everybody who's listening out there for Christ's sake.
[02:33:02]  As you can tell from my voice, I am sick.
[02:33:05]  Well, not necessarily sick.
[02:33:07]  I just lost my voice because yesterday all the stomach ulcers started churning up a lot of, you know, bubbly stomach plasma.
[02:33:15]  And unfortunately, I had to freaking throw up and puke up the joint, and it scratched my voice box, so I sound like this.
[02:33:24]  So I just want to say I medicated myself with some alcoholic beverages.
[02:33:29]  You know what I'm saying?
[02:33:30]  So I want to say cheers to all the true capitalists that are out there that especially were conducting themselves in this great market today.
[02:33:36]  I mean, goddamn, I would not.
[02:33:38]  I mean, I mean, it's about time.
[02:33:41]  About time because I think that this freaking market has been way oversold.
[02:33:47]  So let me go ahead and take a chug of this beer.
[02:33:48]  We're going to get back to radio graffiti for Christ's sake.
[02:33:50]  I am sorry that I am just outbursting here, but I'm pissed for Christ's sake.
[02:33:55]  I'm pissed.
[02:33:56]  I'm pissed.
[02:33:58]  I'm pissed about a lot of things.
[02:33:59]  I'm pissed at the fact that I'm sitting over here with this freaking voice ailment for Christ's sake.
[02:34:05]  I'm sick and tired of the fact that I got to sit here and conduct this show to a bunch of ungrateful pricks that are doing nothing but making my goddamn life miserable for Christ's sake.
[02:34:15]  Jesus Christ.
[02:34:19]  Let me get a drink here.
[02:34:20]  I feel better now.
[02:34:29]  I feel better.
[02:34:32]  Let's go ahead and let's take some more calls here, shall we?
[02:34:36]  We got Tango Whiskey Radio Graffiti.
[02:34:39]  Congratulations, Ghost.
[02:34:40]  You're the new rarity of the Copstitutes High.
[02:34:44]  Oh!
[02:34:46]  Oh, I need my inhaler.
[02:34:48]  I can't breathe.
[02:35:01]  For Christ's sake.
[02:35:02]  I mean, goddammit.
[02:35:03]  God damn it, Bronies.
[02:35:08]  God damn it, Bronies.
[02:35:14]  Jesus Christ.
[02:35:19]  423 Radio Graffiti.
[02:35:21]  Hey, Gus, what's up?
[02:35:23]  How are you doing?
[02:35:25]  I'm nothing much.
[02:35:26]  I'm glad you're enjoying your beverages and whatnot.
[02:35:29]  Because I had the same sickness this week, and that's about the only thing that would help me.
[02:35:34]  Oh, man, that sucks, man.
[02:35:36]  I mean, to be honest with you, I know that there is some kind of a stomach ailment going around the Americas out here, but I don't have a stomach ailment.
[02:35:43]  You know what I mean?
[02:35:44]  I mean, I just, unfortunately, you know, when you're having so many freaking irons in the fire, and you've got to be overlooking everything.
[02:35:53]  And I'm a perfectionist, you know?
[02:35:55]  I mean, I am one that doesn't believe in mistakes.
[02:35:59]  I don't believe in making the wrong decision.
[02:36:01]  Do you understand what I'm saying?
[02:36:02]  And I try to be on top of every single thing.
[02:36:05]  I'm talking about my businesses, my stocks, my investments, my real estate investments, my family, the show, the other extracurricular activities that I do.
[02:36:18]  I mean, all of it.
[02:36:19]  It all piles on, baby.
[02:36:21]  All right, it all piles on for Christ's sake.
[02:36:24]  And unfortunately, sometimes it gets a little bit agitating to the gut.
[02:36:31]  And given the fact that I do have some ulcers, it isn't really helping.
[02:36:36]  And as a result, I got a little geezy and puked up, you know.
[02:36:40]  And as a result of that, I have this freaking scratchy throat.
[02:36:45]  But I don't have any kind of stomach virus for Christ's sake.
[02:36:48]  As a matter of fact, I just had a freaking pizza today.
[02:36:52]  You know what I mean?
[02:36:53]  I had a pizza delivered here to the office.
[02:36:55]  All right, Rapolo's, baby.
[02:36:57]  Rapolo's pizza.
[02:36:59]  The best pizza in the freaking world.
[02:37:01]  All right.
[02:37:02]  But anyway, I just had a pizza delivered.
[02:37:04]  And, you know, you would think that if I had some kind of a stomach virus, I'd be puking up the pizza.
[02:37:09]  I am not.
[02:37:10]  All right.
[02:37:12]  And as a matter of fact, stop calling Rapolos asking about me for Christ's sake.
[02:37:17]  All right.
[02:37:17]  Just stop doing it.
[02:37:18]  As a matter of fact, stop calling Sixth Street bars, assholes.
[02:37:24]  All right?
[02:37:24]  Because you idiots are out there calling Sixth Street bars.
[02:37:27]  I got to rearrange my whole bar-freaking hopping schedule for Christ's sake.
[02:37:36]  Anyway, let me continue going on.
[02:37:39]  All right.
[02:37:39]  What do we got?
[02:37:40]  We got area code 614, radio graffiti.
[02:37:44]  Ghost, the smoking crack out of a three-way with Bobby's loud.
[02:37:48]  Totally this shit.
[02:37:50]  Oh, my.
[02:37:52]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[02:37:54]  You know, that's pretty harsh there, Tub Guy.
[02:37:57]  All right.
[02:37:57]  And as a matter of fact, folks, there's a viral video that's getting a lot of hits really fast relating to some of the comments and some of the people's comments that called up to the True Capitalist Radio broadcast about Whitney Houston.
[02:38:12]  And, you know, she was smoking crack, all right?
[02:38:19]  Getting all kinds of heat from people that are finding me on the internets, for Christ's sake.
[02:38:24]  They're like, I can't believe you're talking that way about my girl, Whitney Houston, but I can't believe you're talking that way about her, baby.
[02:38:32]  She was smoking crack.
[02:38:37]  Jesus Christ.
[02:38:40]  She better not be cremated, man.
[02:38:41]  That shit will probably go, you know, $200 an ounce out here in East Austin, for Christ's sake.
[02:38:47]  828, radio graffiti.
[02:38:50]  Joseph, I just want you to remember: friendship is magic.
[02:38:54]  Yeah, it's just beautiful, isn't it?
[02:38:56]  You freaking talking horse, clopping fruit.
[02:39:00]  717, radio graffiti.
[02:39:02]  Oh, God, baby.
[02:39:03]  How you been doing?
[02:39:05]  There's another fruit bowl, for Christ's sake.
[02:39:07]  347, radio graffiti.
[02:39:12]  We got T-Kay going in.
[02:39:14]  I'm T-Pain.
[02:39:15]  Come on, man.
[02:39:16]  Let me buy you a drink.
[02:39:18]  Come on, man.
[02:39:20]  Come on, man.
[02:39:21]  Let me buy you a drink.
[02:39:26]  Are you mixing me up with T-Pain for Christ's sake?
[02:39:29]  I mean, T-Pain is a piece of crap, alright?
[02:39:32]  He ripped off Zap and Roger, all right?
[02:39:35]  And thought he could make a whole new career, and then everybody else started ripping him off for Christ's sake.
[02:39:40]  I'm sick and tired of T-Pain.
[02:39:41]  I'm T-Pain.
[02:39:43]  Come on, man.
[02:39:44]  Let me buy you a drink.
[02:39:46]  Come on, man.
[02:39:48]  Stupid dreadlock-looking idiot, for Christ's sake.
[02:39:51]  And that's another thing.
[02:39:52]  Why is everybody going in with this dreadlock look?
[02:39:55]  I mean, do you know how you get dreadlocks?
[02:39:58]  You don't wash your hair.
[02:40:00]  All right?
[02:40:03]  Sick, sons of bitch.
[02:40:04]  You probably got all kinds of freaking bugs going on up there.
[02:40:07]  850, radio graffiti.
[02:40:09]  Hey, yo, ghosts, what's up, man?
[02:40:11]  Hope you get feeling better soon.
[02:40:13]  Hey, I appreciate it.
[02:40:14]  Yeah, speaking of which, that was the guy that made the Whitney Houston joke.
[02:40:17]  And, you know, it was pretty funny, but still, I'm getting a lot of heat for it.
[02:40:21]  214 Radio Graffiti.
[02:40:34]  What are you singing?
[02:40:35]  Karaoke or some shit?
[02:40:36]  Jesus Christ.
[02:40:37]  313, radio graffiti.
[02:40:44]  Jesus Christ.
[02:40:45]  Just shut up.
[02:40:46]  All right.
[02:40:47]  The 479 Radio Graffiti.
[02:40:57]  I mean, all that to pass gas, really.
[02:41:01]  Slappington, Radio Graffiti.
[02:41:08]  Jimmy Kudos, Radio Graffiti.

=== Radio Graffiti Props for Gonzalez (13:01) ===

[02:41:50]  All right.
[02:41:50]  I am not a Jew.
[02:41:52]  I don't know how many times I have to freaking say this.
[02:41:54]  I am not a Jew.
[02:41:56]  All right?
[02:41:59]  Jesus Christ.
[02:42:00]  All right.
[02:42:01]  I don't like matzah.
[02:42:02]  All right.
[02:42:03]  Let the freaking bread rise.
[02:42:05]  All right.
[02:42:06]  Let the bread rise.
[02:42:09]  Jesus Christ.
[02:42:11]  Not only that, I use Yamakas for coffee filters.
[02:42:13]  All right.
[02:42:14]  410, Radio Graffiti.
[02:42:17]  Hey, hey, Gonzalez, I'm just calling to give you some props.
[02:42:22]  Basically, you remind me of an old football coach, and I know football is big down in Texas since I own land in Paris.
[02:42:30]  But, you know, you're looking at the scoreboard and you're looking at your season record, and you're missing the big point.
[02:42:37]  And the point is, you know, that the young kids out there on your team, they're improving their skills.
[02:42:43]  And, you know, they're listening to your show, and I got two boys who listen to your show, and we talk about the issues you bring up afterwards.
[02:42:50]  And I just want you to understand that what you're doing is you're developing, or at least helping to develop, critical thinking skills, as well as teaching them the concept of statesmanship, which is something they don't get on TV.
[02:43:03]  It's something they're not going to get in school.
[02:43:05]  And it's just something they don't learn in general today because, you know, when you go back to your earlier shows before episode 50, you used to complain all the time about, you know, America doesn't care.
[02:43:16]  America doesn't care.
[02:43:17]  It's because those two things are missing.
[02:43:20]  You know, critical thinking, independent critical thinking, and the concept of statesmanship.
[02:43:24]  But, you know, as far as it goes with the trolls, I say let them troll because they still got to listen to your message, and it's going to sink in sometime or another about independent critical thinking and statesmanship, man.
[02:43:35]  So.
[02:43:36]  Hey, you know what?
[02:43:37]  Hey, thank you very much for those positive words.
[02:43:40]  Are you kidding me?
[02:43:41]  That was a breath of fresh air right there.
[02:43:43]  Do you know what I'm saying?
[02:43:44]  And, you know, that gives me a little bit of optimism now.
[02:43:47]  You know, it gives you a little optimism to maybe come back for Baller Friday tomorrow and maybe continue to do the broadcast.
[02:43:52]  All right.
[02:43:53]  Because I was actually thinking about maybe just ending after the next couple of calls that I take here and then just not even come tomorrow.
[02:44:01]  Do you know what I'm saying?
[02:44:03]  But now, I actually feel that I'm going to be coming up in here for tomorrow.
[02:44:07]  Baller Friday.
[02:44:09]  You know, that was a good pep talk there, sir.
[02:44:11]  I appreciate it, man.
[02:44:12]  Straight up.
[02:44:14]  318, Radio Graffiti.
[02:44:16]  I'm Matuma.
[02:44:20]  Shut up, you stupid moron.
[02:44:22]  831, Radio Graffiti.
[02:44:28]  Shut up.
[02:44:29]  Shut up.
[02:44:30]  234, Radio Graffiti.
[02:44:33]  Hey, guys.
[02:44:33]  How you feeling, dude?
[02:44:36]  I'm just there.
[02:44:37]  You know what I mean?
[02:44:38]  Yeah, well, I'm sorry it's not feeling well, buddy.
[02:44:41]  Hang in there.
[02:44:42]  Yeah, you're doing a great radio show.
[02:44:44]  And I appreciate it, man.
[02:44:50]  Thanks a lot.
[02:44:50]  832, Radio Graffiti.
[02:44:53]  Girls, I just want to let you know I am selling big guns on black markets.
[02:44:59]  We can't even understand you because you're cutting in and out.
[02:45:01]  224 radio graffiti.
[02:45:04]  Hey, Ghost, I just want to let you know, once you join Steam, make sure you join the Capitalist Army Group because we want to play some TF2 if you.
[02:45:11]  Absolutely.
[02:45:12]  Are you kidding me?
[02:45:13]  Absolutely.
[02:45:15]  You know and you know this, man.
[02:45:19]  57 567, radio graffiti.
[02:45:23]  Probably take a specific time.
[02:45:25]  If I if we think we'll be there for three hours, we should all be at 1 p.m.
[02:45:28]  This will be a quick be if this will be a quick meeting be at 3 p.m.
[02:45:32]  Nobody's going to say anything about 610 radio graffiti.
[02:45:51]  Jesus Christ.
[02:45:53]  323 radio graffiti.
[02:45:56]  Golf?
[02:45:58]  What?
[02:45:59]  It's Peggy.
[02:46:01]  I wanted to tell you that me and all my friends have voted for you.
[02:46:06]  Oh, you voted for me?
[02:46:08]  I mean, all your Jerry Lewis friends and all that?
[02:46:12]  Yes, we hope that you win.
[02:46:15]  Oh, yeah.
[02:46:16]  And for all you folks that don't know Peggy, you know, you have like a slight bit of mental retardation, if I'm not mistaken.
[02:46:25]  Am I correct?
[02:46:27]  Yes, I do not have autism.
[02:46:29]  It is a full retard.
[02:46:32]  Yeah, so it's full-blooded retard.
[02:46:36]  Yes.
[02:46:37]  And didn't you say that you worked as a Walmart greeter as well?
[02:46:41]  Yes, I do.
[02:46:42]  I work at the Walmart and I say hello to everyone.
[02:46:46]  Oh, yeah, and how's that job coming for you there, Peggy?
[02:46:51]  It's very good, and I am investing my money.
[02:46:55]  Really?
[02:46:55]  What are you investing your money in?
[02:46:58]  Well, I have bought some stock and pork belly.
[02:47:06]  I'm sorry.
[02:47:07]  I can't even understand you there.
[02:47:09]  I mean, I'm sorry.
[02:47:13]  I can't.
[02:47:13]  I'm sorry.
[02:47:14]  I'm sorry, Peggy.
[02:47:15]  I can't understand you, man.
[02:47:17]  You got one of those relaxed brains or something.
[02:47:20]  I'm sorry.
[02:47:21]  I'm sorry.
[02:47:22]  503, Radio Graffiti.
[02:47:25]  Hey, ghost.
[02:47:26]  Just wanted to say I hope you start feeling better and hopefully have a good Barlow Friday tomorrow.
[02:47:32]  Hey, man, I appreciate it.
[02:47:33]  Thanks a lot, man.
[02:47:34]  234, Radio Graffiti.
[02:47:40]  Idiot.
[02:47:41]  720, Radio Graffiti.
[02:47:47]  Idiot.
[02:47:48]  713, Radio Graffiti.
[02:47:52]  Splash, Bobby?
[02:47:57]  567, Radio Graffiti.
[02:48:00]  I have no idea.
[02:48:01]  I'll have to ask you.
[02:48:07]  Oh, he's talking to his girl on another phone.
[02:48:08]  Do you hear that?
[02:48:21]  Oh, he hung up.
[02:48:23]  Oh, he hung up.
[02:48:25]  Oh, 972, radio graffiti.
[02:48:31]  I just called to say that I hope you have a good Bar of Friday tomorrow.
[02:48:36]  Hey, thanks a lot, man.
[02:48:37]  I appreciate it.
[02:48:37]  Johnny Walker, radio graffiti.
[02:48:40]  I love to eat Caroline's fruitcake.
[02:48:43]  Shut up.
[02:48:44]  Shut up, you splice it piece of crap.
[02:48:47]  Shut up.
[02:48:50]  937, radio graffiti.
[02:48:53]  Ghost from true capitalist radio is faultless, disgusting.
[02:48:58]  Scott Up 832 Radio Graffiti.
[02:49:04]  Hey, Joe?
[02:49:05]  Yeah.
[02:49:07]  Hey, this is Tina.
[02:49:10]  Tina, the Trans-Testicle?
[02:49:12]  Yes, it is.
[02:49:14]  Yeah, what's going on?
[02:49:16]  I'm just wanting to call because you better tell that bitch, Amy Daly.
[02:49:19]  She needs to stay away from my man.
[02:49:21]  You tell her that you like some trans-testicle dick that comes from Texas, not California.
[02:49:26]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[02:49:27]  Please, no, trans-testicle fights over me for Christ's sake, you six sons of f.
[02:49:44]  Jesus Christ.
[02:49:45]  This is just, this show is over, all right?
[02:49:49]  This show is over, for Christ's sake.
[02:50:06]  for Christ's sake.
[02:50:07]  You understand it?
[02:50:08]  I'm freaking gagging for Christ's sake.
[02:50:12]  I mean, this is sick.
[02:50:14]  We got freaking tranny wars on true capitalist radio for Christ's sake.
[02:50:18]  Freaking trans-testicle wars.
[02:50:21]  God damn it.
[02:50:25]  Jesus Christ.
[02:50:28]  This has just been a bad show altogether for Christ's sake.
[02:50:31]  I mean, I think I might even just take this show down right after this broadcast and make sure that nobody ever listens to this freaking stupid show again.
[02:50:40]  This show was stupid.
[02:50:44]  This show was stupid.
[02:50:48]  Jesus Christ.
[02:50:49]  As a matter of fact, I'm getting out of here.
[02:50:51]  All right.
[02:50:53]  I'm getting out of here.
[02:50:54]  As a matter of fact, implement Jack Rue martial law, engineer.
[02:51:02]  I'm sorry, folks, about this freaking show.
[02:51:04]  You know, I'm sorry that my throat's all screwed up for some reason.
[02:51:08]  My voice is all messed up.
[02:51:10]  Whatever the case might be.
[02:51:12]  I'm sorry that we didn't go through the whole agenda that was written on the freaking broadcast.
[02:51:18]  My apologies for the off-keyster broadcast, for Christ's sake.
[02:51:24]  But I do have to admit, this show really sucked.
[02:51:28]  This show sucked the goddamn chrome off of a 57 Chevy bumper.
[02:51:32]  All right?
[02:51:34]  I mean, it just.
[02:51:36]  I'm getting out of here.
[02:51:37]  All right.
[02:51:38]  As a matter of fact, follow me on Twitter.
[02:51:40]  All right.
[02:51:41]  Ghost Politics.
[02:51:42]  All one word.
[02:51:43]  No underscores.
[02:51:44]  There it is right there on your screen.
[02:51:46]  All right.
[02:51:48]  And moreover, for all you folks that haven't had your fair fix of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast, well, then by God, follow or screw that.
[02:51:57]  I mean, add to your favorites or your bookmarks, blogtalkradio.com/slash ghost.
[02:52:04]  All right?
[02:52:06]  BlogtalkRadio.com/slash ghost.
[02:52:10]  All right, and I'm sorry, once again, I mean, you know, I'm freaking sick for Christ's sake.
[02:52:15]  I mean, I'm sorry for the sucky ass episode here.
[02:52:19]  Shouldn't have even come by today for Christ's sake.
[02:52:21]  All right, shouldn't even come by.
[02:52:25]  Jesus Christ.
[02:52:26]  And moreover, folks, don't forget, do not forget to vote for yours truly as it relates to the shorty awards, baby, all right?
[02:52:37]  I believe today is the last day of voting, isn't it?
[02:52:40]  I mean, I believe it's the last day.
[02:52:43]  And for you folks that are too lazy to vote, well, then retweet the first tweet on the Twitter account right now.
[02:52:49]  If you happen to be listening to me live, retweet the first tweet on the Twitter account.
[02:52:54]  It's not that freaking hard, all right?
[02:52:58]  Believe it or not, retweets actually are counted.
[02:53:02]  You know, they're actually counted as actual votes.
[02:53:05]  All right.
[02:53:08]  So anyway, I'm done, folks.
[02:53:11]  I'm sorry.
[02:53:11]  I'm just done.
[02:53:12]  I'm done.
[02:53:14]  I'm freaking done.
[02:53:15]  Stick a freaking fork in me.
[02:53:18]  Damn it.
[02:53:21]  I'm done, man.
[02:53:25]  I'm done with this crap.
[02:53:31]  I'm done.
[02:53:32]  Stick a fork in me.
[02:53:34]  God damn it.
[02:53:34]  I'm done.
[02:53:39]  And hopefully, you know, when I come back here for tomorrow for freaking Baller Friday, I hope it isn't like this.
[02:53:47]  I hope that my voice gets better.
[02:53:48]  I hope that there's less troll terrorists.
[02:53:51]  I hope that there's less cyber vermin for Christ's sake.
[02:53:57]  Jesus Christ, I'm sorry to the folks out there.
[02:53:59]  This show sucked.
[02:54:01]  I'm getting out of here.
[02:54:02]  I'm ending it now.
[02:54:03]  I'm ending it now for Christ's sake.
[02:54:05]  Get me out of here, engineer.
[02:54:06]  Get me the hell out of here.
[02:54:08]  I'm sick.
[02:54:10]  I'm sick of this.
[02:54:11]  God damn it.
[02:54:12]  Good.
[02:54:13]  Damn.
[02:54:14]  Show you, dude.
[02:54:16]  Piece of sick of it.
[02:54:22]  Get me out of here.

=== Ending True Capitalist Radio (00:49) ===

[02:54:25]  You've been listening to True Capitalist Radio.
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