True Capitalist Radio - February 9th, 2012 True Capitalist Radio Hosted By Ghost EP 207
Aired: 2012-02-09
Duration: 02:42:55


=== True Capitalist Radio Intro (02:50) ===

[00:00:00]  Geico presents sharing versus oversharing.
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[00:00:25]  Bridge, Geico.
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[00:00:30]  Love Talk Radio.
[00:00:45]  This is True Capitalist Radio.
[00:00:47]  True Capitalist Radio.
[00:00:49]  I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
[00:00:55]  The badass of business.
[00:00:57]  Give him capitalism or give him death.
[00:00:59]  That's it.
[00:01:00]  Period.
[00:01:01]  Broadcasting from his skylight office studios in beautiful downtown Austin, Texas.
[00:01:05]  You sound fruitier than a box of fruit loops, for Christ's sake.
[00:01:09]  And now, he'll take it from here.
[00:01:11]  Your host, the prognosticator of prognosticators, the man they call...
[00:01:16]  Go Me.
[00:01:34]  What's going on, folks?
[00:01:35]  And thank you for tuning in with me to another edition of True Capitalist Radio.
[00:01:43]  And of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
[00:01:49]  And once again, folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
[00:01:53]  This is episode number 207, number 207 episode on the damn board.
[00:02:00]  And I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
[00:02:02]  I know, folks, you're tuning in, you're wondering where is the chat room in general?
[00:02:07]  Well, you ain't going to see it.
[00:02:09]  All right.
[00:02:10]  I gave everybody a chance yesterday to go ahead and chat like some civil human beings.
[00:02:16]  And unfortunately, we had a bunch of milky-licking, nipple-clamp-loving butt-lovers that just decided to go out and ruin it for everybody.
[00:02:25]  They just ruined it for everybody because they decided to spam like a bunch of milky-licking jerk dicks because they have no attention, for Christ's sake.
[00:02:33]  They have no attention in reality, and they actually think that pulling some goddamn 1994 AOL text chat spam is going to get them some sort of enlightened intention.
[00:02:44]  I don't know.
[00:02:44]  I don't get it.
[00:02:45]  But anyway, folks, that's why you don't see the chat room here today because I'm tired of it.

=== Modest Stock Market Increase (05:30) ===

[00:02:50]  You know?
[00:02:51]  I'm sick and tired of it, to be completely honest with you.
[00:02:54]  I'm sick and tired of it.
[00:02:56]  So, anyway, folks, you're going to have to figure out a place to go and chat on your own.
[00:03:02]  There's a whole variety of different places to chat.
[00:03:04]  Y'all can all commiserate with one another.
[00:03:06]  Y'all can contact one another.
[00:03:08]  I don't care.
[00:03:09]  But I refuse to sit over here and continue to allow you stupid jerk dicks to continue to spam like a bunch of ass clowns.
[00:03:16]  All right.
[00:03:17]  I mean, I'm not the only one complaining about it.
[00:03:19]  All right?
[00:03:19]  I get tweets.
[00:03:20]  I get emails.
[00:03:21]  I get messages from people that are saying, hey, Ghost, these idiot spammers are crashing my browser for Christ's sake.
[00:03:28]  I can't even listen to the freaking show because these idiots are spamming.
[00:03:33]  So I'm really doing it for the fans as opposed to myself.
[00:03:36]  So, of course, if you're a fan of the chat room, my apologies.
[00:03:41]  This is why we can't have good things, all right?
[00:03:46]  Jesus Christ.
[00:03:49]  Anyway, folks, I'm sorry if you anticipated seeing some spam.
[00:03:54]  I don't think it's that big of a deal anyway.
[00:03:56]  I don't really give a crap if you think of it.
[00:03:58]  Do you think it was a big deal?
[00:04:00]  Yeah.
[00:04:03]  Anyway, now that we've gotten that out of the way, let's just go ahead and get right into the stocks, folks, because, you know, stocks saw a modest increase.
[00:04:10]  Of course, we're finally starting to see, well, not really see, but we're starting to hear of some good news coming out of Europe.
[00:04:17]  You know, all kinds of stuff happened today, folks.
[00:04:21]  We're going to get to it right now.
[00:04:22]  Let's just go ahead and get right into the markets.
[00:04:24]  Then I want to take your calls.
[00:04:26]  Let's just go ahead and get right into the markets.
[00:04:28]  All right.
[00:04:28]  Dow Jones Industrials is up 6.51 points.
[00:04:32]  A percentage increase of 0.05%.
[00:04:35]  Closing out the Dow Jones Industrials at 12,890.50 points for the Dow Jones Industrials.
[00:04:42]  We've got the SP 500 up 1.99 points.
[00:04:47]  A percentage increase of 0.15% closing out the SP at 1,351.95 points for the SP 500.
[00:04:57]  The NASDAQ composite is also up very modestly, but still on the plus side, 11.37 points.
[00:05:04]  A percentage increase of 0.39% closing out the NASDAQ at 2,927.23 points for the NASDAQ composite.
[00:05:15]  Oh, yes, and of course, for our brethren across the pond, the FTSE 100 is up 19.54 points, a percentage increase of 0.33%, closing out the FTSE 100 at 5,895 points for the FTSE 100.
[00:05:33]  And of course, for our German brethren, well, Slavic Schliegen Schloggin, Volkswagen.
[00:05:41]  Anyway, our German brethren are also seeing some plus side increases in their equities markets.
[00:05:47]  They are up, the DAX index, 40.04 points, a percentage increase of 0.59%, closing out the DAX at 6,788.80 points for the DAX 100 for the DAX index, excuse me.
[00:06:02]  Anyway, let's get to commodities, folks, because, man, we saw some major, major decreases in commodities with the exception of metals and energy.
[00:06:10]  And, you know, once again, the reason that we're seeing this is, you know, lots of uncertainty.
[00:06:16]  You know what I mean?
[00:06:17]  Lots of uncertainty out here.
[00:06:19]  You know, what can we say?
[00:06:22]  Health or skelter.
[00:06:23]  Help or skelter.
[00:06:27]  Anyway, let me just get through the damn markets, man.
[00:06:29]  I mean, you know, to be honest with you, I didn't really want to come up here today.
[00:06:32]  I didn't want to do the show today.
[00:06:35]  But I figured, hey, I came out the pocket.
[00:06:37]  You know, I paid for a month here.
[00:06:40]  So let's just go ahead and use and abuse the goddamn substandard BTR services, right?
[00:06:48]  Jesus Christ.
[00:06:49]  Let's get to the energy, shall we?
[00:06:50]  Brent crude futures.
[00:06:51]  And of course, for all you ass clowns that don't know what Brent crude is, it's the damn crude oil that's been shipped off to Europe and Asia.
[00:06:59]  All right?
[00:07:00]  It is up $1.50.
[00:07:02]  A percentage increase of 1.28% closing out Brent crude at $118.70 per barrel of Brent crude oil.
[00:07:12]  Gasoline futures also up $13.
[00:07:14]  That's a percentage increase of 1.31%.
[00:07:18]  Hitting oil futures also up $2.85.
[00:07:21]  That's a percentage increase of 0.89%.
[00:07:25]  Natural gas also saw some increases after yesterday's sell-off.
[00:07:30]  It is up 3 cents, a percentage increase of 1.39%.
[00:07:35]  And of course, WTI Sweet Crude, for all you ass clowns that don't know that WTI Sweet Crude is the oil that's consumed by North America, it is up $1.09, a percentage increase of 1.10% on the day, closing out WTI Sweet Crude at $99.80 per barrel of WTI Sweet Crude.
[00:07:57]  You know something, folks.
[00:07:59]  Even if you don't follow the markets, even if you don't follow economics, your eyes should always be on the price of WTI sweet crude.
[00:08:08]  And I hate to keep beating a dead horse, but that price not only gauges how much you're going to pay at the gas pumps, but it also gauges on how much you're going to pay for products on the shelves of the supermarket and the shopping malls.

=== Copper Price Decrease Analysis (11:23) ===

[00:08:21]  Because as I've said, products have to get from point A to point B. All right?
[00:08:28]  And they use some mode of transportation to get those products from point A to point B. All right?
[00:08:35]  And let me put it to you like this: those modes of transportation utilize petroleum.
[00:08:41]  So, whatever the price of petroleum is at the time, and it happens to be a high price of petroleum, all right?
[00:08:48]  Unfortunately, those prices are going to be relayed to the consumer.
[00:08:52]  All right?
[00:08:54]  That's why I always tell people to keep their eyes on what the hell the price is for WTI sweet crude.
[00:09:00]  And let me tell you, I'm getting some tweets here saying, oh, I'm bored.
[00:09:05]  I don't like the markets anyway.
[00:09:07]  Well, you know what?
[00:09:08]  I don't care.
[00:09:10]  I don't care what you people like.
[00:09:13]  I don't care what you people like.
[00:09:14]  I don't care if you people don't like the fact that I don't have the chat on.
[00:09:17]  I don't care if you people don't like the fact that I do the markets.
[00:09:20]  I don't care.
[00:09:24]  You people, you people will do whatever I do, however I broadcast, you're just going to have to accept it and lock it.
[00:09:34]  Sick and tired of you people sitting over here complaining, for Christ's sake, bitching and moaning.
[00:09:39]  It's because of you people we don't have a freaking chat room on.
[00:09:42]  Don't you understand that?
[00:09:43]  You spamming little fruits.
[00:09:46]  You understand that?
[00:09:49]  It's because of you people.
[00:09:53]  So give me a freaking break.
[00:09:56]  I look at these people going, oh, you better care.
[00:09:58]  Well, you know what?
[00:09:59]  I don't care.
[00:10:00]  How about that?
[00:10:01]  You think I care that a bunch of dumb stupid trolls that come over here and agitate my show, that besmirch my show, that besmirch me, for Christ's sake, sit here and listen?
[00:10:11]  You actually think that I give two rats' asses for Christ's sake?
[00:10:14]  I sit there and shut it.
[00:10:16]  I don't.
[00:10:19]  As a matter of fact, I'm glad the chat is off, all right?
[00:10:23]  I'm glad it's off.
[00:10:26]  I don't have to sit here and watch this guy.
[00:10:28]  Isn't it a lot better for you, engineer?
[00:10:30]  I'm sure the engineer's loving this.
[00:10:31]  Are you kidding me?
[00:10:32]  It's a lot easier on his job.
[00:10:34]  Aren't you a grand engineer?
[00:10:40]  He's loving it.
[00:10:43]  He's loving this stuff.
[00:10:44]  I mean, he doesn't have to sit here and look with his Don Vito eye, you know, looking at me and one of them looking at the damn computer screen trying to get Milky Liquors out of here.
[00:10:56]  So anyway, let me continue on with the markets for Christ's sake.
[00:10:59]  You know, you people that are sitting here Twitter and me saying that you're bored and all this other crap is shove it up your ass, all right?
[00:11:06]  Shove it up your ass.
[00:11:10]  Anyway, let's get to the agriculture because, man, everything was down today in the agricultural sector.
[00:11:15]  Everything.
[00:11:17]  Everything.
[00:11:19]  I mean, canola was the only thing that didn't have anything on the negative side.
[00:11:23]  It was unchanged today.
[00:11:24]  Cocoa futures are down 15 bucks.
[00:11:26]  That's a percentage decrease of 1.02%.
[00:11:31]  Coffee, all right, for all you ass clowns that make a stupid, dumbass freaking excuse for being assholes in the morning by saying, Oh, dude, just don't talk to me unless I have my coffee.
[00:11:44]  Yeah, just don't talk to me unless I have my coffee.
[00:11:46]  Shut up.
[00:11:47]  Well, you know what?
[00:11:48]  Coffee's down.
[00:11:49]  I hope that makes you idiots feel a little bit funny in the pants now, all right?
[00:11:54]  Stupid assholes.
[00:11:56]  I hope it makes you feel funny in the pants.
[00:12:01]  Jesus Christ, it's down $4.35.
[00:12:04]  That's a percentage decrease of 1.95% on the day.
[00:12:10]  All right, so all you people that are out there that love all your stupid little coffee or cafe lattes or whatever the hell it is, well, you know what?
[00:12:17]  It just went down in price.
[00:12:18]  And screw you people that are tweeting me that are saying that I'm un-American.
[00:12:23]  I don't understand this.
[00:12:24]  I mean, can somebody explain this correlation about me not liking coffee and me being un-American?
[00:12:29]  Can somebody explain this to me in great detail?
[00:12:32]  Coffee is not made in America, you dick.
[00:12:38]  Jesus Christ, man.
[00:12:40]  I mean, don't you understand that coffee is made by some damn Mexican with some mule in South America named Juan Valdez with a freaking sombrero on, for Christ's sake?
[00:12:53]  Sit over here and give you this nonsense.
[00:12:54]  Screw all you people that are tweeting that crap, all right?
[00:12:57]  Screw you.
[00:12:59]  I'm going to sit over here and pay attention to your tweets anymore.
[00:13:01]  You know that I'm not paying attention to you assholes, tweets.
[00:13:06]  You're throwing me off my show for Christ's sake.
[00:13:08]  It's bad enough that we can't even have the chat open because you stupid spamming jerks.
[00:13:14]  Now I don't even want to watch the tweets because you people are just, you know, you're being foul.
[00:13:18]  You're being disgusting.
[00:13:20]  You're being shameless.
[00:13:21]  And I can't believe you people.
[00:13:22]  You know what I mean?
[00:13:24]  I can't believe you people.
[00:13:28]  Anyway, where are we at?
[00:13:30]  Where are we at, engineer?
[00:13:34]  All right, we're at corn, all right?
[00:13:36]  Corn is also down $5.50.
[00:13:39]  That's a percentage decrease of 0.86%.
[00:13:43]  Cotton is down $3.24, man.
[00:13:46]  That's a percentage decrease of, get this, 3.46% on the day decrease in cotton.
[00:13:53]  Now, I've said this time and time again, and I want to say this again.
[00:13:57]  I hope this means, I genuinely hope this means that these males out here are finally going to start buying clothes that fit them.
[00:14:07]  All right?
[00:14:07]  Enough of these freaking jean leggings.
[00:14:10]  Enough of these freaking, you know, skin-tight Ed Hardy shirts.
[00:14:13]  I'm sick and tired of this fruit bowl goddamn attire that's so prevalent out here.
[00:14:18]  You know what I mean?
[00:14:20]  I'm sick and tired of it.
[00:14:21]  I mean, I don't know.
[00:14:23]  Maybe you people aren't.
[00:14:24]  Maybe you're just falling in line with the trend, you know, wearing these goddamn nut hugger freaking jeans.
[00:14:31]  I mean, you know, these jeans are so tight, man, it's making guys have camel toes.
[00:14:36]  I mean, I'm serious.
[00:14:37]  You know, and if you don't know what a camel toe is, well, don't worry about it.
[00:14:41]  All right, but these jeans are so tight.
[00:14:43]  You've got male freaking camel toes, man.
[00:14:47]  Jesus.
[00:14:51]  Just dang it, just thinking about it.
[00:14:56]  Good lord.
[00:15:00]  Jesus Christ.
[00:15:01]  I mean, that is a sick thought just thinking about it.
[00:15:04]  Anyway, you know, cotton's going down.
[00:15:06]  You know, get some freaking clothes that fit you, all right?
[00:15:10]  Stupid morons.
[00:15:12]  Anyway, we got wheat futures down today, 17 bucks.
[00:15:14]  That's a percentage decrease of 2.35%.
[00:15:18]  Sugar, for some reason, found some kind of modest bump.
[00:15:21]  It was up 9 cents today, a percentage increase of 0.39% on the day for sugar.
[00:15:29]  Soybean futures are down $4.
[00:15:32]  And lumber, oh, man, we saw some decreases yesterday in lumber.
[00:15:35]  Today, they bought them back.
[00:15:37]  It is up $4.80, a percentage increase of 1.75% on the day for lumber.
[00:15:45]  We've got oat futures down $3.50.
[00:15:48]  That's a percentage decrease of 1.12% on the day.
[00:15:52]  Soybean oil futures are down 4 cents.
[00:15:56]  And it looks like the bull-nosed bulldykes didn't come out for the freshly cut pieces of wool today because wool is unchanged, baby.
[00:16:04]  Unchanged in today's session.
[00:16:07]  Now let's get to the metals, Sally.
[00:16:09]  The metals.
[00:16:10]  Let's get to the goddamn metals.
[00:16:14]  Of course, folks, we saw a modest increase in the equities markets, so that means that obviously we're going to see an increase in the copper market, right?
[00:16:22]  And that's right.
[00:16:23]  That's exactly what happened.
[00:16:25]  Copper is up today, folks.
[00:16:28]  And once again, I always say that the reason you see a correlation between the equities bump and an increase in copper is because copper is a major component to a lot of the manufactured and durable goods that are manufactured by a lot of the companies that are traded equities on the markets out here.
[00:16:48]  So when you see an increase in the equities markets, you're going to see that hopefully nine times out of ten reflected in the copper futures.
[00:16:56]  And copper is up today, $6.45.
[00:16:59]  That's a percentage increase of 1.65% on the day.
[00:17:04]  We've got gold up very, very modestly today.
[00:17:07]  Very, very modest jump in gold up $1.60.
[00:17:12]  All right, that's a percentage increase of 0.09% on the day.
[00:17:17]  Silver, silver, let me get to the price of gold first.
[00:17:22]  The price of gold is $1,732.90 per troy ounce of gold today.
[00:17:29]  Now let's get to silver.
[00:17:31]  Silver is up 20 cents, a percentage increase of 0.61% on the day, closing out silver at $33.91 per troy ounce of silver.
[00:17:44]  All right, and once again, I am still insanely bullish on silver, folks.
[00:17:49]  All right, I mean, like I said, the difference between gold and silver is the fact that silver has a major industrial component aspect to this commodity.
[00:17:59]  All right, I mean, it's used in cell phones, it's used in a lot of different electronics, so on and so forth.
[00:18:05]  On top of silver being a little shiny, little jewelry piece, if you will.
[00:18:11]  All right, so once again, I'm looking at a $50 price metric.
[00:18:16]  And once that price point is met, folks, I mean, it's up to the investors at that particular time what they're going to do.
[00:18:23]  They're either going to get to that price point, which was met last spring, I think it was met last April, we saw $50 a Troy ounce in silver.
[00:18:31]  And if we meet that price point again here in the near future, it's up to the investors on whether or not they're going to retract from that $50 price point or they're just going to go full throttle and go way over and make it go $50, $60, $70 a Troy ounce.
[00:18:46]  And I'm anticipating that metric to see what exactly the investor sentiment is going to be.
[00:18:52]  But anyway, let's get to the livestock, Shall.
[00:18:54]  We're almost done with a goddamn markets anyway.
[00:18:58]  Live cattle is down today, 82 cents, a percentage decrease of 0.64% on the day.
[00:19:05]  We've got cattle feeder futures also down 7 cents.
[00:19:08]  That's a percentage decrease of 0.05% on the day.
[00:19:13]  And for all you fat, jelly ass that like to shove a couple of hamboons down your goddamn gullet, well, lean hogs are up today.
[00:19:28]  55 cents, a percentage increase of 0.62% on the day.
[00:19:35]  And that, my friends, is the markets for your ass.

=== Live Cattle Futures Drop (07:09) ===

[00:19:44]  Anyway, folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
[00:19:47]  My sincerest apologies to the people that are just tuning in wondering where in the blue hell is the chat room.
[00:19:53]  Unfortunately, folks, this is why we can't have good things, you know, because these milky liquors, you know, I try to give them the benefit of the doubt.
[00:20:03]  I tried to give them the benefit of the doubt yesterday to, well, you know the story.
[00:20:09]  I don't need to go through the whole goddamn mess.
[00:20:11]  You know what happened.
[00:20:13]  Now we don't have chat room, all right?
[00:20:15]  And if you want to chat, well, you need to figure out your own way of chatting.
[00:20:18]  You need to congregate and commiserate with your own people.
[00:20:21]  Because I'm not going to sit over here and allow these spammers to spam my chat room any goddamn longer.
[00:20:28]  I'm sick of these people that are out here making a mockery of my show.
[00:20:32]  I mean, don't you understand that my show is serious business?
[00:20:36]  I can't emphasize that anymore.
[00:20:38]  But, you know, time and time again, you idiots out there on the internets continue to make a mockery of it.
[00:20:45]  Well, you know what?
[00:20:46]  You continue to make a mockery.
[00:20:47]  And when the shit goes down out here in the world and everything that I have said finally comes to pass, not that it already hasn't, then you'll people will start taking this a little bit more seriously there, boy.
[00:21:01]  Jesus Christ.
[00:21:04]  Anyway, folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
[00:21:08]  Follow me on Twitter, folks.
[00:21:09]  Ghost Politics.
[00:21:11]  All one word, no underscores.
[00:21:13]  And as a matter of fact, we're going to go ahead and do some Twitter shout-outs right now.
[00:21:20]  Hey, engineer, do we have any damn Twitter shout-outs to be had out here?
[00:21:28]  Well, according to the engineer, we do have some Twitter shout-outs to be had.
[00:21:32]  And if you want a Twitter shout-out right here, right now, live on the True Capitalist Radio broadcast, all you have to do is retweet the first tweet on the Twitter account.
[00:21:43]  It's that simple.
[00:21:44]  It is that simple, all right?
[00:21:46]  Now, let's go ahead and give some Twitter shout-outs right now.
[00:21:49]  We got Count Dracula25 in the place.
[00:21:52]  We've got Text Chat Rogue in the house.
[00:21:54]  What's going on, man?
[00:21:56]  We've got Turbulent Times and shut up, you stupid moron.
[00:22:00]  All right?
[00:22:02]  We got BBBDBB.
[00:22:05]  What's going on?
[00:22:05]  DJ Penguin, you fruit.
[00:22:08]  We've got Team Beal.
[00:22:12]  We've got, I'm not going to say that stupid name, you son of a bitch.
[00:22:18]  We've got Mr. Golfer.
[00:22:21]  We've got Bickerstaff Co. in the house.
[00:22:25]  We've got Stealth Brony.
[00:22:28]  Who else do we got going on?
[00:22:29]  Capitalist Scott in the house.
[00:22:30]  What's going on with Capitalist Scott?
[00:22:34]  I'm not going to say these sick-ass names.
[00:22:36]  These sick bastard names out here, man.
[00:22:38]  You know what I mean?
[00:22:39]  Sick-ass twisted bastard names is what we got going on out here.
[00:22:43]  It makes me sick.
[00:22:44]  What's going on with the green bio?
[00:22:45]  He's in the house.
[00:22:48]  You sons of bitches with the goddamn granny Twitters.
[00:22:51]  I'm not going to say them, all right, boy.
[00:22:54]  Son of a bitch.
[00:22:57]  I'm not going to say these sick little Twitter names.
[00:22:59]  I'm telling you this right now.
[00:23:00]  I'm done with that crap.
[00:23:01]  You people make me sick.
[00:23:04]  Look, like this one.
[00:23:05]  Mom underscore STFU.
[00:23:08]  Yeah, real funny.
[00:23:10]  I bet you're proud of yourself.
[00:23:12]  You kiss your mother with that mouth, don't you, there, boy?
[00:23:16]  Jesus Christ.
[00:23:17]  What's going on to Capitalist Chris in the house?
[00:23:20]  Jimmy Kudos.
[00:23:22]  We've got shorties for Ghost.
[00:23:24]  What's going on?
[00:23:25]  Vote for me in the Shorty Awards, man.
[00:23:27]  We got a little bit of time there.
[00:23:29]  Got a limited time.
[00:23:30]  Anyway, we got British Brian in the place.
[00:23:32]  What's going on?
[00:23:34]  We got Han Hanzo.
[00:23:35]  What's going on to Han Hanzo?
[00:23:38]  We've got Dr. Hazima.
[00:23:42]  What's going on to Dr. Hazima?
[00:23:45]  We've got Blind Trombonist.
[00:23:50]  Blind Trombonist.
[00:23:51]  All right.
[00:23:53]  We've got Celtic Abortion.
[00:23:56]  We've got Moonman XXX.
[00:23:59]  Okay.
[00:24:01]  We've got Sergeant Yoda in the place.
[00:24:03]  Fat Marshall in the house.
[00:24:06]  We've got Target Projector.
[00:24:09]  All right.
[00:24:10]  We've got Happy Radio 3000 in the place.
[00:24:14]  Who the hell else do we got going on over here?
[00:24:16]  We've got a lot of people retweeting the broadcast.
[00:24:19]  Good Lord.
[00:24:19]  Look at all these people retweeting the broadcast.
[00:24:22]  Good God.
[00:24:24]  Anyway, we've got CDIFan237 in the house.
[00:24:29]  We've got X Elegantly.
[00:24:32]  What's going on?
[00:24:34]  Who else do we have?
[00:24:35]  We got, who's this guy?
[00:24:37]  Dr. Heinz.
[00:24:40]  Obviously, somebody who works behind the scenes at the Research Development Department at Heinz Ketchup.
[00:24:47]  Yeah, we got...
[00:24:48]  I'm not saying that sick-ass name, you...
[00:24:53]  Here's another No Chad Hambone.
[00:24:55]  Yeah, real funny jerk.
[00:24:59]  Yeah, well, you know what?
[00:25:01]  You're not going to get any chat with that attitude.
[00:25:03]  All right, pal.
[00:25:05]  Anyway, we got Karaskin.
[00:25:07]  What's going on?
[00:25:09]  Who else do we got going on?
[00:25:10]  Who is this?
[00:25:12]  Here we go with the Bashar Al-Ashad jokes.
[00:25:14]  Yeah, real funny jerk off.
[00:25:17]  Stupid assholes.
[00:25:20]  The foot job, kid.
[00:25:21]  I mean, Jesus Christ, with you freaking feet fetish assholes, man.
[00:25:26]  Sick of you feet fetish pricks, man.
[00:25:28]  It's a stinky, smelly foot.
[00:25:31]  All right?
[00:25:33]  Jesus Christ.
[00:25:34]  What's up, Folsey Organist in the house?
[00:25:37]  Who else do we got?
[00:25:38]  We got ice cakes in the place.
[00:25:42]  We've got Nozartson.
[00:25:43]  What's going on?
[00:25:44]  No Zartson.
[00:25:46]  We've got L3 Dead.
[00:25:50]  Who else we got?
[00:25:51]  We got Drug Maid in the house.
[00:25:54]  We've got Mitch 6954.
[00:26:00]  We've got the Bathtub Girl 1.
[00:26:02]  What's going on?
[00:26:04]  Indiana Ghost.
[00:26:05]  Yeah, real funny.
[00:26:06]  Indiana Ghost.
[00:26:07]  Bampina Bamp, Bampina.
[00:26:10]  Bampina Bamp.
[00:26:12]  Bampina Bamper.
[00:26:14]  Give me a fucking break.
[00:26:15]  That's fruity.
[00:26:17]  I don't give a crap.
[00:26:18]  I don't give a crap.
[00:26:19]  I don't give a crap about Indiana Jones.
[00:26:23]  Anyway, we've got Made of Ghostler.
[00:26:26]  Oh, kid, that's enough.
[00:26:27]  All right, that's enough.
[00:26:28]  What did I tell you, man?
[00:26:30]  What did I tell you, people?
[00:26:32]  I told all of you assholes not to call me Ghostler.
[00:26:37]  Don't call me Ghostler, for Christ's sake.
[00:26:41]  But no, you don't want to listen.
[00:26:42]  You just want to sit over there and think it's a big joke in there.
[00:26:45]  We're going to call him Ghostler, Shane.
[00:26:52]  That's a crap.

=== Predatory Lending Scandals (15:22) ===

[00:26:53]  That's it.
[00:26:54]  No more Twitter shout-outs for you, saxophrap, all right?
[00:26:57]  I've had about enough.
[00:26:58]  I mean, I can't believe that you people can continue to treat me like this, even after I came out the pocket just to have this stupid show.
[00:27:05]  You know that?
[00:27:07]  I had to come up the pocket just so that I can continue broadcasting on this stupid, ridiculous piece of garbage show.
[00:27:16]  Jesus Christ.
[00:27:18]  Oh, yeah, one more Twitter shout-out.
[00:27:20]  What's going on to Cancer for Frank Rambo?
[00:27:23]  What's going on to him?
[00:27:26]  Jesus Christ.
[00:27:27]  Anyway, that's enough.
[00:27:28]  I've had about enough of this crap.
[00:27:30]  Let's go ahead and get to the rest of the show, folks.
[00:27:33]  And of course, if you want to call in and chime in about anything, 646-652-4869 is the number to call.
[00:27:41]  Let's go ahead and get into the first subject matter.
[00:27:43]  Did anybody see this Obama announcing this $26 billion mortgage settlement agreement that everybody seems to be talking about?
[00:27:52]  That's supposed to be some big freaking deal.
[00:27:55]  Is everybody here about this?
[00:27:57]  It's not a big deal, all right?
[00:27:59]  Nobody is getting anything here except for, I don't know, maybe people that were irresponsible with their fiscal situation.
[00:28:07]  That's the only people that are going to get paid here, all right?
[00:28:10]  For you all that are unaware, all right, our president, the federal government, has announced this $26 billion mortgage settlement plan, which is going to allot $5 billion in cash payments, including $1.5 billion to borrowers who were wrongfully or illegally foreclosed on between September 2008 and December 2011.
[00:28:34]  Borrowers could receive up to $2,000 depending on the number of filing claims.
[00:28:42]  So if you happen to have been foreclosed on between 2008 and December, excuse me, September 2008 and December 2011, well, the government's going to give you a $2,000 consolation prize.
[00:28:56]  Well, here you go.
[00:28:57]  Thanks for playing.
[00:28:59]  Come back next time when the price is right.
[00:29:02]  I mean, are you kidding me?
[00:29:03]  I mean, this is the federal government's remedy to the 2008 freaking home collapse, the housing market collapse, the whole foreclosure crisis.
[00:29:14]  I mean, this is a remedy.
[00:29:15]  I mean, what is this exactly supposed to do for the American people?
[00:29:22]  I mean, $2,000 American taxpayer-funded check being cut to people that were foreclosed on between September 2008 and December 2011.
[00:29:33]  All right, a $2,000 check.
[00:29:37]  And where does the other $20 billion go to?
[00:29:40]  Well, the $20 billion goes into credits.
[00:29:44]  The bank will actually receive for the principal write-downs and other aid to homeowners at risk of default.
[00:29:52]  All right?
[00:29:53]  Up to $20,000.
[00:29:55]  Now, what the hell does that mean?
[00:29:57]  I'll tell you what that means.
[00:29:58]  For all the people that are in their homes right now that Barack Obama is saying that are responsible and that are continuously paying on their mortgage, well, this little plan here is going to allow folks to refinance their houses.
[00:30:16]  And it sounds good at face value, right?
[00:30:18]  I mean, if you're one of these homeowners that is underwater on your home loan, I mean, you actually owe more than your home is worth.
[00:30:26]  It sounds good, like, hey, I'm going to get a break.
[00:30:29]  I'm going to be able to go ahead and refinance and remodify my whole mortgage.
[00:30:34]  Well, no, There's a limit.
[00:30:37]  There's a limit on how much principal is going to be written off of that particular refinance, all right?
[00:30:46]  And that limit is $20,000, all right?
[00:30:50]  $20,000.
[00:30:52]  I mean, you know, if you owe more than $20,000, which the average home, believe it or not, the average homeowner that's underwater right now in America actually owes on average $50,000 more than their home is worth.
[00:31:06]  So I don't know who exactly this whole little settlement, this $26 billion mortgage settlement is supposed to help, but it is completely cosmetic.
[00:31:16]  Yet again, another tactic by the liberal regime to bamboozle the American people into believing that the American government is doing so much to help the American people when in actuality it's doing absolutely nothing.
[00:31:30]  All right?
[00:31:31]  It's done absolutely nothing.
[00:31:33]  I mean, are you kidding me?
[00:31:35]  I mean, for the people that got foreclosed.
[00:31:36]  I mean, just recant this for one more time.
[00:31:39]  Let me recant this for you, and then I want that to roll around in your head for a little bit and think about it, all right?
[00:31:46]  We are going to give $2,000 checks to anybody who got foreclosed on between September 2008 and December 2011.
[00:31:57]  And on top of which, anybody who happens to be owing more on their house than their house is worth, you're going to be able to refinance because the government is going to give $20 billion in credits to banks who actually write off the principal, which means they are going to write off the actual loan amount because the home is worth less than the loan.
[00:32:21]  But the limit to that write-off is only $20,000.
[00:32:26]  So, you know, the average home, believe it or not, the average homeowner that's underwater in their home, they owe more than $50,000 more than their home is worth.
[00:32:35]  So who the hell is $20,000 off of the principal really helping?
[00:32:40]  It's not helping anybody.
[00:32:43]  It's not helping anybody.
[00:32:45]  This is a purely cosmetic bill.
[00:32:47]  And, you know, who this really benefits is the big banks.
[00:32:49]  You know, it benefits the big banks, and it benefits those that were irresponsible between 2008 and December 2011.
[00:32:57]  So just remember, I mean, if you were one of these people that financed a $250,000 home on a $25,000 year income, and you were one of the people they got foreclosed on in 2008 to 2011, well, you're now going to get yourself a free check for $2,000 courtesy to the American government.
[00:33:15]  We are actually going to pay people for doing the fiscally irresponsible thing.
[00:33:20]  I mean, this is just the most stupidest thing I've ever heard in my life.
[00:33:23]  And you actually had Obama with Eric Holder and all these bureaucrats get in front of a goddamn press conference and announce this today as if it was some great leap for mankind.
[00:33:34]  I mean, Jesus Christ.
[00:33:36]  And not to mention that this is a $26 billion, a $26 billion mortgage settlement.
[00:33:44]  And yet I'm reading the write-out on what the hell this is supposed to be.
[00:33:48]  I'm reading the whole lineup.
[00:33:50]  And there's only $25 billion allotted here.
[00:33:54]  $20 billion in banker credits to write down principal and $5 billion in cash payments to the people that got foreclosed on.
[00:34:02]  What about the other billion?
[00:34:05]  What about the extra billion there?
[00:34:07]  I mean, this is $26 billion.
[00:34:08]  That's only $25 billion that I count there.
[00:34:11]  What about the extra billion?
[00:34:12]  Well, according to reports here, it will be earmarked, and details will emerge later on what's going to happen with that billion dollars.
[00:34:21]  So that's great, isn't it?
[00:34:22]  Somebody's going to get paid.
[00:34:24]  I mean, it's just stupid, man.
[00:34:26]  It's just stupid.
[00:34:27]  And, you know, the bad part about it is that the majority of the American public actually believes that this administration is doing a great job.
[00:34:35]  I mean, how stupid have we become in America?
[00:34:37]  You know what I mean?
[00:34:40]  How stupid have we become for Christ's sake?
[00:34:45]  Jesus Christ.
[00:34:48]  Anyway, I want to hear from you.
[00:34:49]  $646-652-4869 is the number to call for Christ's sake.
[00:34:54]  Once again, Obama announcing an unprecedented $26 billion mortgage settlement agreement in which anybody who was foreclosed on between September 2008 and December 2011 will now get $2,000 courtesy the American taxpayer.
[00:35:11]  Isn't that great?
[00:35:13]  And of course, if you happen to owe more on your home than your home is worth, well, you know, Obama is going to allow the banks to get write-offs, you know, tax credits to write down your principal up to $20,000.
[00:35:29]  So if you happen to owe more than that, well, tough titty.
[00:35:34]  Anyway, I want to hear what you have to say about this.
[00:35:36]  646-652-4869 is the number to call.
[00:35:40]  I mean, this is some serious business.
[00:35:41]  The federal government trying to make it seem as if they care.
[00:35:45]  But in actuality, this is just purely cosmetic crap.
[00:35:49]  I mean, are you serious?
[00:35:52]  I bet you everybody that got foreclosed on is like, yeah, baby.
[00:35:56]  I'm getting me my $2,000 check, baby.
[00:35:59]  I got foreclosed on, baby, in like October, baby.
[00:36:02]  October 2008, man.
[00:36:03]  I'll give you a $2,000 check, baby.
[00:36:05]  I'm going out there.
[00:36:06]  We go and Seasla.
[00:36:08]  We go and Seasler, baby.
[00:36:12]  We go in gold and corral.
[00:36:14]  We go and Seasla.
[00:36:16]  Give me a freaking break.
[00:36:18]  I want to hear from you.
[00:36:19]  What the hell do you have to say about this?
[00:36:20]  646-652-4869 is the number to call here.
[00:36:25]  Let's take some calls right now.
[00:36:27]  Once again, Obama announcing a $26 billion mortgage settlement agreement.
[00:36:32]  And it looks like the only people getting paid are those that were irresponsible and, of course, the big banks.
[00:36:38]  I want to hear from you.
[00:36:39]  Let's take some calls here.
[00:36:41]  Area code 718.
[00:36:42]  You're on the horn.
[00:36:45]  Now you're taking too long.
[00:36:47]  916, what's up?
[00:36:48]  You're on the horn.
[00:36:55]  Shut up.
[00:36:57]  269, what's up?
[00:36:58]  about this mortgage settlement.
[00:37:00]  I think it's stupid in my mind.
[00:37:02]  Shut up, you little eight-year-old prick.
[00:37:04]  305, what's up?
[00:37:06]  Your favorite Puederic concord.
[00:37:09]  Jesus Christ, what do you want?
[00:37:13]  I just moved to Austin, Texas.
[00:37:16]  Shut up and learn how to spoke in English, you stupid, dumb, rubber tortilla-eating prick.
[00:37:21]  204, what's up?
[00:37:22]  What do you think about Obama's $26 billion mortgage package?
[00:37:25]  Where the fuck is your ghost?
[00:37:30]  I mean, Jesus Christ, I mean, how many eight-year-olds are going to call up for Christ's sake, man?
[00:37:34]  Where are the parents, man?
[00:37:35]  Where are the parents?
[00:37:38]  I'm telling you this right now.
[00:37:39]  The parents of these kids should be thrown in jail, you know, for neglection.
[00:37:44]  You know what I mean?
[00:37:45]  For neglecting these kids, for Christ's sake, man.
[00:37:48]  That's why we need a law enacted for being a bad parent.
[00:37:52]  There ain't no law for being a bad parent, folks.
[00:37:55]  You know what I mean?
[00:37:56]  I mean, these parents can just shit out these children, dump them off on a goddamn boob tube, a violent video game, or an electronic widget, or a goddamn illegal alien child care provider.
[00:38:07]  And they can just kind of do what they want.
[00:38:09]  And however they're raised, however they obtain their personalities, however they obtain their pet peeves, whatever the case might be, so be it.
[00:38:17]  I mean, it's just stupid.
[00:38:19]  760, what's up?
[00:38:22]  Daring do is the best pony.
[00:38:25]  Shove it up, you're stupid, clogged up pooper there, you stupid, no-life-having prick.
[00:38:30]  201, what's up?
[00:38:32]  Yo, Ghost, what's up?
[00:38:33]  How you doing, man?
[00:38:34]  What do you think about this Obama $26 billion mortgage settlement?
[00:38:39]  I have to say it's some bullshit right there.
[00:38:44]  Well, great.
[00:38:45]  Thanks.
[00:38:46]  Yeah, great and enlightened little statement there, you Milky Liquor.
[00:38:50]  240, what's up?
[00:38:57]  That sounded fake.
[00:38:58]  How about 860?
[00:39:00]  What's up?
[00:39:05]  Jesus Christ.
[00:39:06]  Can you all shove it up your ass with that crap, man?
[00:39:09]  Why in the hell are you idiots calling me up taking turds on the mic, man?
[00:39:13]  I'm serious.
[00:39:14]  Why in the hell are you idiots sitting here taking turds on the mic for Christ's sake, man?
[00:39:19]  I mean, nobody cares when or how or what consistency you're pinching a loaf, all right?
[00:39:26]  We don't care.
[00:39:29]  We're supposed to be talking about this ridiculous Obama $26 billion mortgage settlement agreement in which people that got foreclosed on between September 2008 and December 2011 are now going to get rewarded with $2,000 cash.
[00:39:46]  Oh, isn't that great?
[00:39:48]  Here's a $2,000 check for contributing to the economic downfall to society.
[00:39:53]  Yeah, thanks a lot, Pricks.
[00:39:57]  Jesus Christ, I have no compassion for these people that got foreclosed on, man.
[00:40:00]  I'm sorry.
[00:40:01]  I don't.
[00:40:02]  I know people are all, oh, but go predatory lending.
[00:40:07]  That's what they were doing, Coach.
[00:40:08]  They were predatory lending on those people.
[00:40:11]  So there needs to be something done about it.
[00:40:15]  Are you kidding me?
[00:40:16]  Predatory lending?
[00:40:18]  Predatory lending.
[00:40:19]  What about predatory borrowing?
[00:40:21]  I mean, what about a little bit of that?
[00:40:23]  What about a little bit of predatory borrowing, for Christ's sake?
[00:40:25]  Because that's really what was going on here.
[00:40:28]  I mean, you know, I've never heard of the idea of predatory lending.
[00:40:31]  You know what I mean?
[00:40:32]  Like I've always said, that's like somebody blaming their mother for lending them money for that month's rent.
[00:40:40]  You know, it'd be like one of you stupid pathetic losers that would typically spam my chat room if it were open right now.
[00:40:48]  It would be like one of you idiots going up to your ma and saying, hey, Ma, I need some money for the rent this month.
[00:40:56]  Can you lend it to me, Ma?
[00:40:58]  I'm going to get kicked out in the street if I don't get the rent.
[00:41:03]  And then mom, of course, she feels sorry.
[00:41:05]  She feels sorry for you.
[00:41:06]  She goes ahead and throws the money at you and says, okay, son, daughter, here's the money.
[00:41:11]  Just make sure to pay me back next month, all right?
[00:41:15]  And then next month comes around.
[00:41:17]  Mom comes around to your place looking for her money, and she's like, hey, son, daughter, where's my money?
[00:41:23]  I lent you money last month to pay the rent.
[00:41:25]  I'm here to collect.
[00:41:27]  That'd be like you looking at her and saying, how could you do that, Ma?
[00:41:33]  You knew I couldn't pay the rent.
[00:41:35]  You knew I didn't have a sufficient job.
[00:41:38]  You should have never have lent me that money, Ma.
[00:41:42]  You know what?
[00:41:43]  As a matter of fact, Ma, I'm going to sue you.
[00:41:46]  I'm going to sue you because you were predatory lending, Ma.
[00:41:51]  I'm going to sue you because you were predatory lending to me because you knew I wasn't able to pay it back.
[00:42:00]  You knew I wasn't good for the loan.
[00:42:02]  So not only am I going to go and not pay you back your money, I'm going to sue you.
[00:42:09]  I'm going to sue you because you were a predatory lender.
[00:42:12]  I mean, Jesus Christ, man.

=== Lawsuit Against Lender (14:26) ===

[00:42:16]  I mean, that's the way it is right now, man.
[00:42:18]  That is the way it is.
[00:42:20]  And we just have to sit here and accept it.
[00:42:24]  Jesus Christ.
[00:42:26]  Anyway, I want to hear from you.
[00:42:27]  646-652-4869 is number to call.
[00:42:31]  If you've got something to chime in about, I'd like to hear from you.
[00:42:34]  Area Code 954, what's up?
[00:42:37]  Hey, Ghost, it's me.
[00:42:38]  Yeah, what's on?
[00:42:40]  Hey, first off, I wanted to say I couldn't sit through the whole show yesterday because of all those damn milky liquors bothering you.
[00:42:49]  And welcome back, as matter of fact.
[00:42:52]  Thanks, man.
[00:42:52]  I appreciate it.
[00:42:54]  As for this little thing that Obama's pulling, it's just a publicity fund to be like, hey, put me back in office.
[00:43:03]  And I see it as it's not going to happen.
[00:43:06]  You know what I mean?
[00:43:07]  People are not going to fall for his crap this year.
[00:43:09]  I hope.
[00:43:10]  I'm trying to put a little bit of faith into the American people, but as to all these troll terrorists bothering you, it's just not going to happen because all these people are a bunch of fucking douchebags.
[00:43:20]  Yeah, I'm telling you, look, you're putting too much faith into the American people, my friend.
[00:43:25]  I'm sorry.
[00:43:25]  I don't see it.
[00:43:27]  These people are idiots out here.
[00:43:28]  The American public sucks.
[00:43:30]  They're more worried about who's going to be dancing and dancing with the stars, who's going to be prancing around the stage like they've got to hamster up their shit funnel on the American Idol show.
[00:43:41]  They could care less about what's really going on out here.
[00:43:45]  And it's sad.
[00:43:46]  I mean, it's sad.
[00:43:47]  It is no coincidence why our country is being flushed down the goddamn proverbial toilet.
[00:43:54]  All right?
[00:43:55]  It smells like a dirty diarrhea, shit-smelling carnival urinal out here, and nobody wants to take a big whiff of actual reality.
[00:44:07]  So I'm just, I mean, I don't even know what to say for Christ's sake.
[00:44:11]  I mean, I can only do so much.
[00:44:13]  All right?
[00:44:14]  I could only do so much.
[00:44:16]  I mean, I'm trying to do my piece out here.
[00:44:17]  I'm trying to empower those that are listening to the broadcast.
[00:44:22]  I'm trying to enlighten those about the actual facts that are out here for Christ's sake.
[00:44:26]  And I'm going to repeat this again.
[00:44:28]  This little $26 billion mortgage settlement agreement is an utter farce.
[00:44:33]  It is rewarding assholes that knew they were going to foreclose on their homes.
[00:44:39]  And moreover, it's rewarding the banks.
[00:44:42]  It's rewarding the banks.
[00:44:43]  You know who's getting the shaft here?
[00:44:45]  People that actually paid on their mortgages.
[00:44:48]  All right.
[00:44:48]  People that were actually fiscally responsible.
[00:44:52]  You know, people that didn't partake in any of this goddamn fiscal, irresponsible malarkey.
[00:44:56]  These are the people that are taking it on the chin, to be honest with you.
[00:45:01]  And I can't believe that the American people are just sitting on their thumbs not doing anything about this.
[00:45:06]  I mean, this is a disgrace.
[00:45:08]  Our country is turning into a goddamn disgrace.
[00:45:14]  Jesus Christ.
[00:45:15]  Erico 204, what's up?
[00:45:25]  your phone number out.
[00:45:26]  And everybody that's listening does that to you all night long.
[00:45:29]  How about that?
[00:45:29]  Thank you.
[00:45:30]  How about that?
[00:45:32]  Hey, hey, where are you going?
[00:45:34]  Oh, come on.
[00:45:40]  Stupid idiot.
[00:45:41]  Of course, that's what I thought.
[00:45:42]  You better just sit there and shut your mouth.
[00:45:44]  Anyway, 440, what's up?
[00:45:48]  Hello.
[00:45:51]  What's going on?
[00:45:51]  I'm just going to say I don't know what the topic is, Gausta.
[00:45:54]  What's the topic?
[00:45:56]  You're a stupid, fruity-sounding bastard anyway.
[00:45:58]  Why don't you call up when you finally sound off like you got a pair?
[00:46:01]  516, what's up?
[00:46:04]  Ghost, when you suck a nigger's dick that it tastes like watermelon?
[00:46:08]  I don't know.
[00:46:09]  Why don't I give out your number right now and maybe some people can have something to talk to you about it?
[00:46:13]  How about that?
[00:46:15]  How about no?
[00:46:16]  No, no, come on.
[00:46:18]  You're Mr. Racist, right?
[00:46:19]  You said the N-word.
[00:46:20]  You must be proud about being, you know, come on.
[00:46:28]  I'm going to call I'm going to call that son of a bitch back, engineer.
[00:46:32]  Yeah, he wants to be racist.
[00:46:33]  He wants to think that he's some, you know, Billy badass out here that, you know, thinks that he can say the N-word up in here, right?
[00:46:40]  Let's go ahead and give him a call back and see if we can give out his number.
[00:46:45]  All right?
[00:46:48]  Let's call the son of a bitch back.
[00:46:59]  Hello?
[00:47:00]  Hey, what's the matter?
[00:47:01]  Let me give out your number right now so that everybody out there that heard you be a blatant racist could give you a call and maybe talk to you about it.
[00:47:08]  How about that?
[00:47:10]  How about no?
[00:47:11]  Well, why not, man?
[00:47:12]  I mean, aren't you badass?
[00:47:14]  Are you sitting over here saying the N-word on national radio broadcast or an international radio broadcast?
[00:47:20]  You think that you're some kind of billy badass?
[00:47:22]  Why don't you know some of the people that may have something to say about it?
[00:47:24]  Why don't they give you a call right now?
[00:47:26]  Why don't we just go ahead and air your number out right now?
[00:47:30]  Uh, no, thanks.
[00:47:32]  Why?
[00:47:32]  Why not?
[00:47:33]  You scared?
[00:47:35]  No.
[00:47:36]  Well, why don't we do it?
[00:47:38]  5168?
[00:47:39]  Why don't we just do it?
[00:47:42]  I don't know.
[00:47:43]  Well, you're not scared, right?
[00:47:46]  You're big Billy Badass, right?
[00:47:47]  You're not afraid.
[00:47:50]  Maybe I am, yeah.
[00:47:52]  Maybe you're afraid.
[00:47:52]  Why don't you just say you're sorry to everybody you insulted right now, boy, or before I give out your damn number?
[00:47:57]  Say you're sorry.
[00:47:58]  All right.
[00:48:00]  I'm sorry, everyone.
[00:48:01]  I did not mean to be racist.
[00:48:02]  I just heard it on a trolling video and I decided to try it on in you.
[00:48:05]  Yeah, that's right.
[00:48:06]  Sit there and shut up.
[00:48:07]  That's right.
[00:48:08]  Sit there and shut your mouth.
[00:48:10]  You speak what you're spoken to.
[00:48:12]  Do you understand that, boy?
[00:48:14]  You son of a bitch.
[00:48:16]  I'm sick and tired of these pricks calling up here thinking they're billy badasses, thinking they can call up me.
[00:48:21]  Oh, I can say the N-word and nobody can say nothing to me about it.
[00:48:30]  Just sit there and shut your mouth.
[00:48:32]  Look at everybody on Twitter.
[00:48:33]  Everybody wants that goddamn number.
[00:48:35]  Look at that, huh?
[00:48:37]  Everybody wants it.
[00:48:38]  Well, you know what?
[00:48:38]  He apologized.
[00:48:40]  You know what I mean?
[00:48:42]  He apologized.
[00:48:43]  You know, I know he's a new fag around here, so, you know, I'm going to cut him a break.
[00:48:47]  You know?
[00:48:49]  But why don't you just make like a tree and get out of here?
[00:48:53]  All right?
[00:48:56]  Anyway, we're supposed to be talking about this goddamn Obama $26 billion mortgage settlement agreement out here.
[00:49:04]  And I'm trying to see if there's anybody out there that has anything to say about it.
[00:49:09]  But unfortunately, all we're getting is just a bunch of losers.
[00:49:14]  You know what I mean?
[00:49:16]  Just a bunch of losers that are calling me up and think that they can just kind of be billy badass racists.
[00:49:22]  And then once they get called out on it, it's like, uh-uh, no, I don't know.
[00:49:26]  I'm not racist.
[00:49:28]  You need to see this.
[00:49:29]  Shut up, you stupid morons.
[00:49:32]  I want to hear what people have to say about what the hell this is.
[00:49:35]  This is serious business here, all right?
[00:49:38]  What Obama's doing is serious business.
[00:49:40]  He is rewarding those that were fiscally irresponsible.
[00:49:43]  Those that got foreclosed on are going to get cash.
[00:49:46]  They're going to get $2,000 checks, man.
[00:49:49]  And you know what they're going to do with that $2,000 check?
[00:49:51]  They're going to go to Vegas.
[00:49:54]  Who deserves a trip to Vegas for being the bad decision maker?
[00:50:00]  Who the hell gets to go to Vegas for doing the wrong thing?
[00:50:04]  Well, apparently, in Barack Obama's America, everybody.
[00:50:09]  Jesus Christ.
[00:50:10]  I can't believe this is America.
[00:50:12]  Anyway, let's take some more calls here.
[00:50:13]  646-652-4869 is the number to call.
[00:50:17]  We got Area Coach 608 on the horn.
[00:50:20]  What's up?
[00:50:21]  Yeah, I'm going to Vegas.
[00:50:25]  What the hell do you mean you're going to Vegas?
[00:50:27]  You're going to cash in on this?
[00:50:28]  Is that it?
[00:50:30]  Yeah, I got my money.
[00:50:32]  I can go to Vegas now.
[00:50:34]  Yeah, shut up, you stupid moron.
[00:50:36]  You sound like a Mexican.
[00:50:36]  It sounds like you don't even get approved for a goddamn home loan.
[00:50:39]  909, what's up?
[00:50:40]  What do you think about this stuff?
[00:50:44]  Yeah, another Helen Keller deaf mute.
[00:50:46]  Come on, man.
[00:50:47]  I mean, I'm serious.
[00:50:48]  A couple more calls here, and then we're going to move on.
[00:50:51]  617.
[00:50:53]  Give me them socks.
[00:50:54]  What do they smell like?
[00:50:55]  Sniff, sniff, sniff, sniff.
[00:50:57]  They smell like my dad.
[00:50:59]  Smells like his colonel.
[00:51:01]  I miss my dad, because he is never home.
[00:51:05]  Smells like other mom's lips.
[00:51:07]  Sniff, sniff, sniff, sniff.
[00:51:09]  My dad stands out late.
[00:51:11]  The socks, they smell like sweat.
[00:51:13]  Dancing with his friends, having fun with that.
[00:51:17]  I mean, are you kidding me?
[00:51:21]  I mean, this is Your dad's sweat socks.
[00:51:28]  That's a song.
[00:51:29]  Dad's sweat socks.
[00:51:32]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[00:51:34]  I mean, did everybody hear this?
[00:51:36]  Some asshole talking about his dad's sweat socks, for Christ's sake.
[00:51:41]  Oh, man.
[00:51:42]  I'm just.
[00:51:45]  I don't know what to say.
[00:51:46]  I really don't know what to say, man.
[00:51:48]  You know what I mean?
[00:51:51]  I'm at a loss for words here.
[00:51:53]  You know?
[00:51:55]  Jesus Christ.
[00:51:56]  Anyway, a couple more callers, and we'll move on to the next subject matter for Christ's sake.
[00:52:01]  I'm out of just Jesus.
[00:52:02]  317, what's up?
[00:52:04]  How are you guys?
[00:52:05]  How you doing?
[00:52:06]  How's it going, man?
[00:52:08]  Well, I just want to give my input here on this little issue.
[00:52:11]  Go ahead.
[00:52:12]  Well, I personally, I was one of the people foreclosed on, and I'm going to take this down to the brothel and fuck me a couple little boys.
[00:52:21]  You son of a bitch.
[00:52:22]  What?
[00:52:23]  You're going to do a child molester?
[00:52:24]  Is that it?
[00:52:26]  Well, I don't look at it as molesting as more.
[00:52:30]  I'm doing them a favor.
[00:52:31]  You're doing them a favor?
[00:52:32]  How old are they typically?
[00:52:34]  Well, I can't really give out of the ages here and do the legal.
[00:52:38]  Well, no, no, come on.
[00:52:39]  You sound pretty proud pedophile, man.
[00:52:42]  We want to get enlightened on what the hell you're going to be doing with that tax money.
[00:52:44]  I'm sure there's a lot of taxpayers that are interested.
[00:52:47]  Well, what's the rough age of your son?
[00:52:50]  I'm sure they're around that age.
[00:52:53]  So you're a child molester, then.
[00:52:55]  You're openly admitting that you're going to take the tax money and you're going to be conducting yourself in pedophilic activity.
[00:53:01]  That's what you just admitted to.
[00:53:03]  Well, well, it really depends.
[00:53:05]  Well, well, well, no, no, don't be.
[00:53:07]  Don't be splitting hairs now, boy.
[00:53:09]  I mean, why don't we just give out your number right now?
[00:53:11]  317-626.
[00:53:15]  No, no, come on.
[00:53:17]  Maybe some people would like to talk to you about this.
[00:53:20]  Well, I'm sure they would, Ghost.
[00:53:22]  And I'd just like to give my supports to Nambla.
[00:53:26]  Gonna give a nice portion of my check to them.
[00:53:30]  Sit there and shut your mouth.
[00:53:31]  All right.
[00:53:33]  Sit there and shut your stupid mouth.
[00:53:35]  You hear him backpedaling all of a sudden there, boy?
[00:53:37]  He thought he could make some goddamn little jokes as it referenced to child pedophilia, for Christ's sake.
[00:53:44]  Look at him, huh?
[00:53:44]  Backpeddling like some chicken-eating cornboy.
[00:53:47]  That's right.
[00:53:47]  You better backpedal, boy.
[00:53:49]  You better backpedal.
[00:53:50]  You better stumble and mumble when you call up to me, you sorry sack of crap.
[00:53:55]  Jesus Christ, every one of these idiots that are calling in, man, I'm like Ryu from Street Fighter.
[00:54:01]  Are you all good?
[00:54:02]  Are you all good?
[00:54:04]  Tiger!
[00:54:05]  Tiger!
[00:54:06]  Tiger uppercunt!
[00:54:10]  Straight up, man.
[00:54:10]  I mean, you know, just whooping ass taking names for Christ's sake.
[00:54:17]  Anyway, 6004.
[00:54:18]  Let me go ahead and get 956.
[00:54:21]  What's up?
[00:54:26]  Hey, Ghost Tom, I want your opinion on something.
[00:54:28]  Go ahead.
[00:54:31]  I'm really standing to somebody that's that the world will not be right again unless niggers are back in the chain.
[00:54:36]  So you as ghosters should know, as a fellow climb member, that this world will not be right until those niggers are back in their place.
[00:54:44]  That's horrible.
[00:54:45]  That's horrible.
[00:54:46]  Let's call his ass back.
[00:54:47]  All right?
[00:54:48]  Let's call his ass back.
[00:54:49]  I mean, seriously, I'm not putting up with this crap, man.
[00:54:52]  You idiots think it's so cute to be some big badass Grand Dragon racist.
[00:54:56]  I got a lot of black folks that listen to me, boy.
[00:54:59]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:55:00]  I mean, you know, this this ain't no joke.
[00:55:02]  You know, I'm not letting you idiots get away with this crap, man.
[00:55:04]  I mean, this is not funny.
[00:55:07]  There's nothing lulzy about what's going on here.
[00:55:10]  So let's call let's call this idiot back and see if he i if he has the same um Oh, oh, what?
[00:55:17]  Oh, you got you going to pull it off.
[00:55:19]  You're going to take it off the don't take it off.
[00:55:21]  Oh.
[00:55:25]  He took it offline, for Christ's sake.
[00:55:27]  He took his goddamn little stupid phone offline.
[00:55:30]  Oh, oh.
[00:55:41]  Come on.
[00:55:42]  956-657.
[00:55:45]  Come on.
[00:55:48]  On 956-572, actually.
[00:55:50]  9-5-6-5-7-2 Let me see if he answers.
[00:55:58]  Nope, he's not going to answer.
[00:55:59]  2267.
[00:56:00]  All right, let's go.
[00:56:01]  Let's go to the next one.
[00:56:02]  How about 818?
[00:56:03]  What's up?
[00:56:03]  You're on the horn.
[00:56:05]  Hello.
[00:56:06]  I'm a first-time caller, and my friend told me to call the show.
[00:56:10]  And let me just say, I love the show so far, but I'm...
[00:56:13]  Well, too bad.
[00:56:14]  You sound too fruity to be listening anyway.
[00:56:17]  Who else do we got going on?
[00:56:18]  We got 817.
[00:56:19]  You're on the horn.
[00:56:21]  Hey, man.
[00:56:23]  How's it going?
[00:56:24]  Pretty awesome.
[00:56:26]  What's about that Obama thing?
[00:56:28]  That's some of the biggest bullshit he's put out in a while.
[00:56:32]  That really makes me mad.
[00:56:35]  It should make you mad.
[00:56:36]  Are you a taxpayer?
[00:56:37]  Not yet.
[00:56:38]  I'm only 17.
[00:56:40]  Oh, well, are your parents taxpayers?

=== Trillion Dollar Deficit Debate (03:10) ===

[00:56:42]  Yes, they are.
[00:56:43]  Man, hell yeah.
[00:56:44]  Are you kidding me?
[00:56:44]  It should piss you off.
[00:56:46]  All right.
[00:56:47]  Your parents are probably busted their ass working.
[00:56:50]  You know what I mean?
[00:56:50]  Trying to keep a roof over your head, trying to keep you probably in middle class, upper middle class, or higher than that type of lifestyle.
[00:56:57]  And meanwhile, they've got to sit over here and pay kickbacks to assholes who couldn't be fiscally responsible.
[00:57:02]  I mean, this is just stupid.
[00:57:04]  You know, I mean, this is just stupid.
[00:57:08]  I mean, he's going to cut $2,000 checks to anybody who was foreclosed on between September 2008 and December 2011.
[00:57:16]  $2,000 checks.
[00:57:18]  And then he's going to give banks $20 billion in credits so that they can write down the principle of certain people's mortgage.
[00:57:28]  I mean, it's just stupid, man.
[00:57:29]  This is rewarding everybody except the fiscally responsible folks.
[00:57:34]  And this is horrible, man.
[00:57:36]  I can't believe that this is a reality.
[00:57:38]  I can't believe that this is America.
[00:57:40]  But hey, you know, this is it, isn't it, huh?
[00:57:43]  This is the new junkyard America.
[00:57:46]  952, what's up?
[00:57:49]  Hey, Ghost.
[00:57:50]  What's up?
[00:57:50]  How's it going, man?
[00:57:53]  It's Radiation here.
[00:57:54]  I just want to tell you that I think the whole Obama thing is pretty stupid.
[00:57:57]  And I just want to say that I think that if the government has so much money to throw around, they should just throw around the money to the people that actually pay the taxes.
[00:58:06]  Well, I mean, that's what I was saying here.
[00:58:08]  You know, I mean, Barack Obama has already accumulated over $5 trillion in deficit since he's been in office.
[00:58:16]  The four years of Obama, over $5 trillion.
[00:58:19]  And believe it or not, he's about to ask the Congress for another $1.5 trillion, so that'll make it over $6,07 trillion since this man's been in office.
[00:58:31]  I mean, the national debt before this man took power was $10 trillion.
[00:58:37]  This guy has accumulated over $5 trillion in his $10.
[00:58:40]  I mean, $5 trillion in debt, man.
[00:58:43]  There's nothing wrong with that picture.
[00:58:45]  I mean, he could have cut the American people, every American taxpayer, $250,000.
[00:58:52]  All right?
[00:58:53]  And that's just with the Stimulus Package 2 money.
[00:58:56]  He could have cut every taxpayer $250,000.
[00:59:00]  And the bottom line is, is that it would have made more of an impact than this stupid stimulus package 2 bill did.
[00:59:08]  And I keep telling people, Google Stimulus Package 2, man.
[00:59:12]  It was a goddamn open raid on the American tax system.
[00:59:15]  And I can't believe that there was, well, at least it seemed to me there was nobody as upset about it as I was because these goddamn Democrats and these liberals got away with it.
[00:59:25]  An open raid on the American tax system.
[00:59:28]  And of course, the dumbass American people are just sitting there tickling their ass cracks, wondering what the hell they're going to do next.
[00:59:37]  Stupid, man.
[00:59:38]  I can't believe this.
[00:59:39]  I can't believe this is America.
[00:59:44]  Serious, man.
[00:59:45]  I can't believe it, man.
[00:59:49]  Jesus Christ.

=== Twitter Shoutouts and Trolls (06:00) ===

[00:59:52]  I mean, you know, I try to, you know, give America some kind of optimistic view.
[00:59:57]  You know what I mean?
[01:00:01]  Jesus Christ.
[01:00:04]  I just, I don't get it.
[01:00:06]  I don't know.
[01:00:08]  I don't know.
[01:00:08]  I try.
[01:00:10]  I try to show optimism to the American public, and it just, I get disappointed time and time again.
[01:00:16]  All right?
[01:00:18]  I mean, that's why I do this broadcast, and I slap everybody in reality.
[01:00:23]  I slap everybody upside their fat, jelly-ass hand-bone face into reality for Christ's sake with realism.
[01:00:30]  With realism, and that's why nobody likes me.
[01:00:32]  That's why everybody is like, oh, he's too controversial.
[01:00:36]  Oh, yeah, yeah, I hit you right in your fat-jelly ass with reality.
[01:00:41]  That's what people don't like about it, boy.
[01:00:44]  Jesus Christ.
[01:00:46]  Anyway, we are now in the second hour of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
[01:00:52]  And, of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
[01:00:57]  And once again, folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
[01:01:01]  Before we get into anything else, I'd like for everybody to please retweet the broadcast, all right?
[01:01:07]  Go to the social networks, go to the forums, go to the blogs, and spread it around like wildfire and let everybody know that True Capitalist Radio is in effect and in the house.
[01:01:20]  All right?
[01:01:21]  And of course, for all you fat asses that can't open up another freaking window up on your browser, we got all kinds of little buttons underneath the player right there.
[01:01:29]  You see that little player?
[01:01:30]  We got all kinds of little Google Plus buttons, Facebook like buttons.
[01:01:34]  Retweet this button, share this buttons, email this buttons.
[01:01:39]  Use and abuse those freaking buttons, baby.
[01:01:42]  All right?
[01:01:43]  It's just a freaking click, for Christ's sake.
[01:01:45]  God damn it.
[01:01:48]  Jesus Christ.
[01:01:50]  Anyway, I hate to even ask the engineer, Engineer, do we have any Twitter shout-outs to be had out here?
[01:02:00]  All right, for all the folks that don't know, if you want a live Twitter shout-out right here, right now, live on the broadcast, all you've got to do is give me a tweet.
[01:02:10]  Or actually, not really give me a tweet.
[01:02:11]  You have to retweet the first tweet on my Twitter account.
[01:02:16]  Retweet the first tweet on my Twitter account, and the Twitter account name is Ghost Politics.
[01:02:22]  All one word, no underscores, no hyphens, nothing.
[01:02:26]  Ghost politics.
[01:02:27]  It's as simple as that.
[01:02:29]  Anyway, let's go ahead and see who we got here for a Twitter shout-out.
[01:02:33]  Who do we have, engineer?
[01:02:39]  All right, we got Axara Hawks in the house.
[01:02:42]  What's going on to the true capitalist penist out there?
[01:02:46]  We've got Autistics for Ghost.
[01:02:49]  That's a screwed-up little goddamn avatar, you cherk off.
[01:02:54]  Who the hell else do we got going on?
[01:02:55]  We got Ahmed 6704 in the place.
[01:03:00]  We've got ICE.
[01:03:02]  I'm not going to say that, you sick son of a bitch.
[01:03:07]  Who else do we got going on here?
[01:03:09]  We got Jesus.
[01:03:11]  Who the hell is who is this?
[01:03:15]  Chief Poop Tickler in the house.
[01:03:17]  Chief Poop Tickler.
[01:03:19]  We've got Occupy Engineer.
[01:03:22]  Now leave the engineer alone.
[01:03:24]  All right, guys.
[01:03:24]  Come on.
[01:03:26]  All right, leave the man alone.
[01:03:27]  Engineer, can you tell them to leave you alone, please?
[01:03:30]  They keep freaking, they keep bothering you.
[01:03:41]  We've got shorties for ghosts.
[01:03:43]  What's going on for the – remember to vote for yours truly for the Shorty Award, man.
[01:03:49]  Anyway, we've got Nee Slappington in the house.
[01:03:51]  Metroy Junkie in the place.
[01:03:53]  What's going on?
[01:03:55]  We've got KC Street.
[01:03:58]  Who else do we got going on over here?
[01:03:59]  We got somebody named Brace.
[01:04:02]  Ah, you son of a bitch.
[01:04:03]  I'm not going to say that, you son of a bitch.
[01:04:06]  We've got Malice.
[01:04:07]  What's going on to Malice in the place, man?
[01:04:10]  You've got to release some of them musical arrangements that you've got going on.
[01:04:15]  I'm anxious to hear them.
[01:04:16]  We've got Stabby McHuggs, Flamin' Nipple Chops in the House.
[01:04:21]  What's going on?
[01:04:23]  It be Brian Yo.
[01:04:25]  What's going on at It Be Brian Yo?
[01:04:28]  Smurf Fetish.
[01:04:30]  Are you kidding me?
[01:04:31]  What do you dress up like a Smurf for foreplay?
[01:04:33]  What the hell?
[01:04:34]  Text Chat Warlock.
[01:04:37]  Who else do we got going on?
[01:04:38]  Who is this?
[01:04:39]  Toho.
[01:04:41]  I'm not giving Toho any kind of goddamn props for Christ's sake.
[01:04:44]  We got somebody vote for Ghost.
[01:04:47]  And what do they mean?
[01:04:48]  They're talking about vote for Ghost for the Shorty Awards under the category of radio, baby.
[01:04:54]  Anyway, who else do we got going on over here?
[01:04:57]  We got somebody named Troll Terrorist.
[01:04:58]  Yeah, real funny.
[01:04:59]  We got Mayor Poop Tickler in the house.
[01:05:03]  Who is this?
[01:05:03]  Who's this here?
[01:05:04]  We've got Shady Play at 91.
[01:05:08]  Who else do we got going on?
[01:05:10]  We got a lot of people just, man, just non-stop purple slime girl in the house.
[01:05:15]  We've got, hey, look who it is.
[01:05:17]  We got Dark Razors in the place.
[01:05:19]  What's going on to Dark Razors?
[01:05:23]  Who else is this?
[01:05:24]  Man, we got a lot of the same people retweeting up for Christ.
[01:05:28]  What's going on, Ryan Parsons?
[01:05:30]  Somebody named Jewish James.
[01:05:33]  Who else do we got going on here?
[01:05:35]  We got somebody by the name of Kimbo.
[01:05:39]  We've got Mizor Chan.
[01:05:42]  We've got Tyler Reeves in the house.
[01:05:45]  Who else do we got going on over here?
[01:05:47]  We got somebody named.
[01:05:50]  We've already said that name for Christ.
[01:05:51]  These are all we've already said.

=== Insider Trading Prison Calls (08:53) ===

[01:05:52]  That's enough.
[01:05:53]  That's enough.
[01:05:54]  Get him off, engineer.
[01:05:56]  That's enough.
[01:05:58]  Anyway, folks, we are now in the second hour of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
[01:06:02]  The last hour we were talking a little bit about the Obama $26 billion mortgage settlement.
[01:06:07]  But we're going to go ahead and move on to another subject matter.
[01:06:10]  I want to talk a little bit about this House of Representatives passing this disgusting cosmetic bill since we're on the theme of cosmetic bills.
[01:06:19]  They're passing this cosmetic bill that's supposed to curb lawmaker insider trading.
[01:06:24]  Now, for you folks that are unaware, Barack Obama made this a point at his State of the Union speech to prevent, or actually to pass legislation to prevent lawmakers from taking advantage of insider information to capitalize in the stock market.
[01:06:41]  All right?
[01:06:44]  So that was one of the focal points in the State of the Union speech.
[01:06:48]  And as a result, the Senate has actually passed a bill that would have ended up curbing insider trading relating to politicians.
[01:06:57]  Now, for you folks that are unaware, politicians can legally take the information that they receive from lobbyists.
[01:07:05]  They can legally take the information that they receive from corporate America and actually make insider trade deals based upon this information.
[01:07:14]  Now, if it were you or I acting on information that was on the inside, we'd be thrown in prison, you know, just like Roger Roger Rotman.
[01:07:23]  Just look up that poor bastard, all right?
[01:07:27]  But when it comes to these politicians for some reason, they feel that they're, I don't know, superseding the authority as it relates to this insider trading law.
[01:07:36]  They feel that they are above the law as it relates to this insider trading law.
[01:07:42]  And that's why Barack Obama in a State of the Union speech tried to put this as a focal point for these goddamn politicians, right?
[01:07:50]  Well, anyway, the Senate passed a bill that would have ended up pretty much making it illegal for any of these politicians to take the inside information that they received from lobbyists or corporate people and utilizing it to capitalize in the stock market.
[01:08:06]  Well, once this bill or a version of the bill hit the House floor, the House of Representatives, they legitimately took out all the provisions that would have prevented politicians from taking advantage of insider trading information.
[01:08:22]  That's right.
[01:08:23]  And who is leading the cause behind this particular little clause here to remove insider trading or the prevention of insider trading?
[01:08:34]  Who was it?
[01:08:35]  Eric Cantor.
[01:08:37]  That's right.
[01:08:38]  Eric Cantor is basically halting this law that would prevent politicians from capitalizing off insider trading information.
[01:08:50]  You know what I mean?
[01:08:51]  Eric Cantor.
[01:08:53]  I mean, any one of us takes advantage of insider trading information, folks, any one of us as independent capitalist investors, we would go to jail.
[01:09:02]  These guys in Congress and Senate do it every day, and they do it legally because these politicians are above the law.
[01:09:10]  Every day, these lobbyists and these corporate people tell these politicians the inside track to their companies, to their corporations, every day.
[01:09:20]  And these damn politicians make stock trades based upon that information.
[01:09:24]  Any one of us would be thrown in prison.
[01:09:28]  And now that Obama is trying to urge Congress and the Senate to pass a law that would prevent these politicians from doing so, these politicians don't want to stop.
[01:09:38]  I mean, the Senate passed a bill that would have prevented this type of activity, but of course the House of Representatives got a hold of it.
[01:09:44]  And Eric Cantor, this disgusting, sniveling piece of trash, is preventing this law from being enacted.
[01:09:54]  And I think it's a law that needs to be enacted.
[01:09:56]  There should be no reason why these politicians can play the stock market based upon inside information that they get from goddamn lobbyists, man.
[01:10:07]  I mean, can you believe this crap?
[01:10:10]  Stupid, man.
[01:10:12]  There should be no reason these scumbag bureaucratic politicians get insider information and capitalize on it.
[01:10:18]  There should be no reason for this crap.
[01:10:22]  And that's why I'm trying to bring this up as a major focal point on my show today.
[01:10:29]  Because I think that everybody out there should be emailing, tweeting, faxing, and calling your congressman and tell them, hey, we don't want you scumbags to capitalize off of insider trading information any longer.
[01:10:42]  All right?
[01:10:43]  I know that Eric Cantor wants to continue his gravy train and to prevent this goddamn law from being enacted, but it needs to be enacted.
[01:10:53]  We need to force these politicians.
[01:10:55]  We need to force them not to be unscrupulous, unethical, and damn near illegal by allowing these scumbag politicians to receive inside information from corporate CEOs and lobbyists.
[01:11:10]  It's illegal for us to do it.
[01:11:11]  It should be illegal for them to do it.
[01:11:17]  And of course, the only thing preventing it is Eric Cantor.
[01:11:20]  All right?
[01:11:22]  So if anybody knows Eric Cantor's Twitter address, you go ahead and Twitter that asshole.
[01:11:29]  Twitter bomb that asshole and say, hey, you dumb, unscrupulous little scumbag, us capitalists want to make sure that if some stupid, bureaucratic weasel like you gets insider information from a corporate CEO or lobbyist, that you cannot act on that.
[01:11:46]  And if you do act on it, you should be investigated and you should be thrown in prison just like any one of us that are playing this game.
[01:11:55]  There should be no reason why these goddamn politicians are above the law as it relates to this particular idea.
[01:12:02]  I can't believe this crap.
[01:12:04]  I can't believe that this is even in a debate, man.
[01:12:06]  I can't believe that this should even be something we should be discussing.
[01:12:10]  And Eric Cantor, his reasoning behind him opposition to insider trading as it relates to politicians is because, oh, I think that we need to do more research.
[01:12:21]  I think that we're being a little hasty here.
[01:12:23]  We're being a little hasty about banning politicians from receiving insider trader information and acting on it.
[01:12:32]  No.
[01:12:35]  I'm telling you right now, tweet that son of a bitch and tell him he's a greedy son of a bitch.
[01:12:39]  And if he's going to be participating in any kind of financial investments, he needs to abide by the laws that we as capitalists abide by.
[01:12:50]  How convenient.
[01:12:51]  He wants more studying and more research done as it relates to politicians taking insider trading information and acting on it.
[01:13:00]  But when it comes to SOPA or PIPA or ACTA or any of these internet regulations that these damn bureaucrats are trying to implement upon the internet, this doesn't need more studying, right?
[01:13:13]  They're real staunch as it relates to this, right?
[01:13:16]  Oh, yeah, it's just stupid.
[01:13:17]  You know what I mean?
[01:13:19]  It's just unbelievably pathetic.
[01:13:21]  And Eric Cantor, you should be ashamed of yourself.
[01:13:23]  All right?
[01:13:24]  Wherever the hell this guy's constituency is, you should all be getting together right now in some community center and some freaking high school gym somewhere, all organizing and making sure that this asshole is not elected again.
[01:13:41]  And that goes for Lamar Smith, and that goes for anybody else who is going against the constituency's will and is being a bought member of Congress, because that's what they are.
[01:13:53]  If they are not obliging by their constituency's will and are just putting forth bills that have been put forth by lobbyists, these people are bought and paid for.
[01:14:01]  They're soulless cash whores.
[01:14:03]  And in my personal opinion, they're on borderline treason mode, in my opinion.
[01:14:07]  You know what I mean?
[01:14:09]  Give me a freaking break.
[01:14:10]  And you're damn right.
[01:14:11]  I think that every goddamn politician that acts and profits off insider trading information should be thrown in prison because we're thrown in prison.
[01:14:22]  I mean, if any one of us have acted on insider trading information, if we're chums with a CEO and we get wind of some inside track or inside merger or inside whatever, we would be thrown in prison.
[01:14:38]  But no, these politicians, they're above the law, aren't they?
[01:14:42]  Oh, man, they are above the law.
[01:14:45]  Just give me a break.

=== Calling In World News (15:34) ===

[01:14:46]  I want to hear from you.
[01:14:48]  646-652-4869, what do you think about this?
[01:14:51]  Do you think that politicians should still legally be able to profit off insider trading information?
[01:14:57]  They're legally doing this now.
[01:14:59]  There is no law stating that politicians can't take the information that's given to them by CEOs and lobbyists and buy stock based upon that information.
[01:15:08]  There is no law against this.
[01:15:10]  There's a law against us doing it, but not them.
[01:15:14]  I want to hear from you.
[01:15:15]  646-652-4869.
[01:15:18]  I mean, how do you think these politicians become millionaires once they become public servants, huh?
[01:15:23]  How do you think they become millionaires?
[01:15:26]  Jesus Christ.
[01:15:27]  Here you code 530.
[01:15:29]  You're on the horn.
[01:15:31]  I agree with you, man.
[01:15:32]  I think you know what we should do is...
[01:15:36]  We couldn't understand that, but I'm glad you agree with me.
[01:15:39]  269, what's up?
[01:15:41]  Folky niggers.
[01:15:45]  Oh, yeah, Ken, can I give out your name?
[01:15:49]  We're going to have to call them back.
[01:15:51]  Call them back, engineer.
[01:15:52]  I'm not joking.
[01:15:53]  Call them all back.
[01:15:56]  Call their asses back.
[01:15:57]  I'm not going to sit over here and take this anymore.
[01:16:00]  All right?
[01:16:01]  I got a lot of black folks who listen to me for Christ's sake, and they don't want to hear this crap, all right?
[01:16:07]  So go ahead and call them back, engineer.
[01:16:13]  What's up, ghost?
[01:16:14]  Hey, what the hell is that all about?
[01:16:16]  Why don't I just give out your number right now and have all the black folks that listen to me call you and give you a little talking to?
[01:16:21]  How about that?
[01:16:22]  Whoa.
[01:16:24]  Huh?
[01:16:25]  What about the niggers?
[01:16:28]  You don't care?
[01:16:29]  I can give out your number?
[01:16:31]  Yeah, everyone knows it.
[01:16:32]  All right, everybody knows it.
[01:16:33]  269-668-3646, all right?
[01:16:37]  If you got a problem with him, he said I can give out his number.
[01:16:40]  There it is.
[01:16:41]  I'm not going to sit over here and put up with this crap anymore, man.
[01:16:44]  I'm sick and tired of people calling up and being a bunch of racist jerks and thinking that it's a big day in Mr. Rogers' neighborhood out here.
[01:16:52]  Screw that crap.
[01:16:55]  I'm not going to sit here and continue to have people use my show as a freaking venue for you idiots to be racist, all right?
[01:17:03]  I am not a racist, regardless of what you idiots out there like to spread around the internets, regardless of what you people like to put on freaking YouTube about me and splice my voice and whatever nonsense you like to do.
[01:17:16]  I am not a racist.
[01:17:18]  I am a melting pot of friendship, and I will continue to be that until the day I die.
[01:17:26]  So, you know, for all you people that are calling up thinking that you're getting lulls by saying the N-word, well, you know what?
[01:17:33]  I hope it was lulzy enough for you because, you know, people are going to have something to say about it, I guarantee you.
[01:17:40]  And I'm sure if I take some of these Skype callers, they'll probably do the same damn thing.
[01:17:44]  So I'm not even going to take Skype callers.
[01:17:45]  How about that?
[01:17:46]  I'm not taking any Skype callers because I know how you idiots are.
[01:17:50]  You think that because you're behind Skype, you can sit over here and say whatever the hell you want.
[01:17:54]  Well, you know what?
[01:17:55]  If you got the balls, well, then you use your regular number from now on.
[01:17:58]  I'm not taking no Skype callers from now on, no Skype calls.
[01:18:01]  Shoving up your ass.
[01:18:03]  If you got the balls, you use your regular number.
[01:18:07]  I don't care if you people are pissed about it or not.
[01:18:10]  Come on, yeah.
[01:18:14]  I don't care if you people are pissed about it or not.
[01:18:17]  Sick and tired of you idiots on Skype.
[01:18:19]  I'm sick and tired of you people thinking that this is a big joke.
[01:18:24]  Sick and tired of it.
[01:18:28]  Jesus Christ.
[01:18:32]  Anyway, folks, I'm sorry that you continuously have to hear this.
[01:18:36]  My apologies, folks, that I mean, all this racist banter by these morons, I just, I don't know.
[01:18:44]  I mean, I try, you know, I mean, I don't even understand why I continue going on, to be honest with you, man.
[01:18:49]  I mean, I came out the pocket to be here.
[01:18:51]  Can you believe this crap?
[01:18:54]  And this is the kind of thanks I get from everybody who's out here listening.
[01:18:58]  This is the kind of thanks I get.
[01:19:02]  Jesus Christ.
[01:19:03]  No, I'm not taking any Skype calls.
[01:19:04]  Shove it up your ass.
[01:19:05]  All you people that are out there saying, oh, I don't have a landline.
[01:19:09]  Well, too bad.
[01:19:10]  All right.
[01:19:10]  Sorry.
[01:19:11]  All right.
[01:19:12]  Everybody ruined it for you.
[01:19:14]  All right.
[01:19:14]  That's why you can't have nice things, you Milky Licker.
[01:19:17]  204, you're on the horn.
[01:19:20]  I hate my day.
[01:19:22]  Fuck you, Day.
[01:19:25]  Fuck you.
[01:19:27]  What the hell is it?
[01:19:29]  Hey, what the hell's your problem?
[01:19:34]  Jesus, you know what?
[01:19:35]  F you two there, you stupid skank.
[01:19:37]  F you two.
[01:19:40]  Jesus Christ.
[01:19:42]  Supposed to be talking about the freaking politicians and how they're laxadaisical in passing legislation that'll prevent them from capitalizing off of insider information.
[01:19:55]  Jesus Christ.
[01:19:59]  Anyway, who else?
[01:20:00]  We got 561.
[01:20:01]  You're on the horn.
[01:20:03]  Hey, Ghostler, how you doing, bro?
[01:20:06]  Shove it up your ass, you jerk, all right?
[01:20:08]  I've told you.
[01:20:09]  I've told all you idiots, don't call me ghostler.
[01:20:15]  Don't call me ghostler.
[01:20:16]  I'm serious.
[01:20:17]  That really pisses me off, man.
[01:20:18]  That's not a joke.
[01:20:20]  Look, we're supposed to be talking about these damn politicians, all right, and how they are not passing legislation that'll prevent them from taking advantage and capitalizing off of insider trading information.
[01:20:32]  And it doesn't seem like any of you jerk asses even give a crap.
[01:20:36]  276, you're on the horn.
[01:20:39]  Hi.
[01:20:42]  What, that's all?
[01:20:42]  That's it?
[01:20:43]  Hi?
[01:20:44]  No.
[01:20:46]  Actually, I'm calling about the shorty awards.
[01:20:48]  All right, what's up?
[01:20:49]  Originally against people voting for you?
[01:20:53]  Yeah, well, you know what?
[01:20:54]  I was against it until I saw the competition.
[01:20:57]  You know what I mean?
[01:20:57]  When I saw this idiot Sam Roberts, this not Sam, and how cocky he was, like, oh, everybody vote for me because there's nobody else worth voting for in the shorty awards.
[01:21:09]  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[01:21:10]  When I saw that son of a bitch, I said, you know what?
[01:21:13]  Let's go ahead and prove that I don't care if you are the damn producer to the damn freaking opiate Anthony show, all right?
[01:21:22]  I don't care if you, you know, on XM radio and for some reason, you know, XM likes two-bit freaking wannabe no-talent having jerks.
[01:21:33]  I mean, who cares, all right?
[01:21:35]  What we want to do is we want to slap freaking satellite radio in the mouth with this vote.
[01:21:40]  That's what we're doing.
[01:21:41]  We're trying to slap goddamn satellite radio in the damn mouth.
[01:21:48]  Jesus Christ.
[01:21:49]  Anyway, let's continue going on, all right?
[01:21:56]  We're supposed to be talking about freaking U.S. House of Representatives passing this cosmetic bill that ain't going to do a goddamn thing to curb insider trading.
[01:22:05]  But you know what?
[01:22:06]  Nobody gives a crap, so let's just move on to something else, all right?
[01:22:10]  Let's move on to something serious out here.
[01:22:12]  Let's move on to a little bit of world news, all right?
[01:22:14]  Let's talk about Syria.
[01:22:16]  That's right.
[01:22:17]  Let's talk a little bit about Syria since everybody seems to be ignoring the crimes against humanity that is happening and is being implemented by Bashar al-Assad's army.
[01:22:29]  This idiot, this totalitarian tyrant out there in Syria, continues to kill his own people in mass quantities just because he wants to continue to sustain his bureaucratic totalitarian reign of terror.
[01:22:44]  I mean, today alone, 60 to 70 estimated dead.
[01:22:49]  And according to reports, there is a humongous onslaught by the Bashar al-Assad army.
[01:22:56]  They're shelling various cities within the country.
[01:23:00]  I mean, a lot of just horror, destruction, torture, devastation, and yet the United Nations, NATO, none of these bureaucratic international institutions that were intended to prevent this stuff is even acknowledging it.
[01:23:15]  All right?
[01:23:16]  I mean, the latest vote on the Security Council at the United Nations was vetoed by who?
[01:23:21]  Russia and China.
[01:23:25]  Russia and China.
[01:23:29]  And I thought that these bureaucratic international institutions were supposed to prevent this stuff, huh?
[01:23:35]  Well, I guess Emmanuel Kant was wrong.
[01:23:39]  And for all you folks that don't know who Emmanuel Kant is, well, you need to look up who this stupid little German prick was.
[01:23:45]  This asshole is the father of the League of Nations, which ended up evolving into the United Nations.
[01:23:53]  It's an utter failure.
[01:23:54]  You need to read something called Perpetual Peace because it's an utter failure.
[01:24:00]  Anyway, let's take some calls here.
[01:24:01]  What do you think about Bashar al-Assad once again continuing his onslaught on his own people?
[01:24:08]  60 to 70 people dead today, almost 400 people dead this month alone.
[01:24:14]  And we're barely, what's today's date?
[01:24:17]  And we're barely on the 9th of February, for Christ's sake.
[01:24:21]  400 dead this month alone.
[01:24:24]  And yet, what did Barack Obama do?
[01:24:27]  He goes and helps Al-Qaeda in Libya.
[01:24:29]  He goes and helps this freaking Egyptian revolution, these wild jihudis in Egypt.
[01:24:35]  And look at Egypt now.
[01:24:40]  He's negotiating with the Taliban.
[01:24:43]  Jesus Christ.
[01:24:45]  And you know, the sad part about it is that the Syrian people are begging.
[01:24:49]  They are pleading with some kind of international intervention because they have nothing.
[01:24:54]  You know what I mean?
[01:24:55]  I mean, they don't stand a chance against Bashar al-Assad's weaponry.
[01:24:58]  You know what I'm saying?
[01:25:00]  And yet it's falling on deaf ears.
[01:25:03]  I mean, I just cannot believe that we can just sit back and watch these crimes against humanity.
[01:25:08]  I just, for the life of me, I can't understand it.
[01:25:11]  But, you know, welcome to the new America.
[01:25:14]  As long as these fat, jelly-ass American people aren't bothered away from their television programming of fruity asses hopping around a stage on American Idol and a bunch of dumb old bags dancing around a stage on dancing with the stars.
[01:25:27]  That's all that matters.
[01:25:32]  Jesus Christ, I want to hear from you.
[01:25:34]  Syria, once again, 600 or so, excuse me, 60 to 100 dead today alone as unrest continues to unravel in Syria.
[01:25:43]  I want to hear from you.
[01:25:44]  646-652-4869.
[01:25:47]  We got area code 850.
[01:25:49]  You're on the horn kind of static.
[01:25:57]  213, what's up?
[01:26:02]  Hey, I said you're coming in kind of staticky there, Nimrod.
[01:26:05]  530, what's up?
[01:26:08]  Dude, it's complete.
[01:26:12]  This is getting stupid, man.
[01:26:16]  I mean, you know, you idiots aren't funny, right?
[01:26:20]  206, what's up?
[01:26:23]  Oh, yo, what's up?
[01:26:26]  You sound fruity.
[01:26:27]  How about 937?
[01:26:28]  What's up?
[01:26:33]  Got a hell and tell her deaf mute.
[01:26:34]  How about 231?
[01:26:35]  What's going on?
[01:26:49]  I'm off for Christ.
[01:26:49]  Are you on?
[01:26:50]  I need a goddamn drink.
[01:26:51]  Give me my drink.
[01:26:54]  I'm going to open up a damn beer up in here for Christ's sake.
[01:26:57]  God damn it.
[01:27:00]  Can't sit over here and take this crap anymore, man.
[01:27:03]  I mean, you idiots have no personality for Christ's sake, man.
[01:27:07]  I mean, that's what's really the suckiest part about this whole process of this show.
[01:27:12]  Is the lack of personality that's out there.
[01:27:14]  These stupid, useless waste of life that have been raised by some single mother who just dumps them off on an illegal alien child care provider, a goddamn video game, a boob tube, or a goddamn electronic widget.
[01:27:27]  These people have no personality.
[01:27:29]  That's why this shit sucks.
[01:27:31]  All right?
[01:27:31]  That's why every time these idiots call up, they sputter out a sentence fragment.
[01:27:35]  They play some stupid audio clip because this is what the American mentality is all about.
[01:27:41]  A bunch of unoriginality with no personality.
[01:27:44]  And it makes me sick.
[01:27:46]  And the bad part about it is these scumbags have no freaking shame about it either.
[01:27:50]  No goddamn shame in the world.
[01:27:53]  No pride.
[01:27:54]  No integrity.
[01:27:55]  No ambition.
[01:27:56]  Nothing.
[01:27:58]  Jesus Christ.
[01:28:00]  Where's Armageddon when you need it, man?
[01:28:02]  Where are you?
[01:28:03]  Where are you, Armageddon?
[01:28:05]  Armageddon, where are you?
[01:28:11]  Let me have a freaking drink.
[01:28:17]  Yeah, I needed a damn drink for Christ's sake.
[01:28:20]  I mean, I just, you know, I get jaded, man.
[01:28:23]  You know what I'm saying?
[01:28:24]  I mean, every time, you know, I take a whiff of reality.
[01:28:27]  And, you know, for you folks that are listening in, this is not some kind of an act here.
[01:28:32]  These people that are calling up are actual people.
[01:28:35]  These are actual people.
[01:28:37]  And believe it or not, these are people that are around, walking around us.
[01:28:43]  I mean, they're walking among us for Christ's sake.
[01:28:45]  And we expect that, what, everything's going to be all right?
[01:28:48]  Everything's not going to be all right, folks.
[01:28:51]  With these people at the helm, everything's not going to be all right.
[01:28:56]  So that's why I'm preparing for the worst.
[01:29:00]  Anyway, once again, Bashar al-Assad's army killed 60 to 100 people today in its latest assault on its own civilians.
[01:29:08]  And of course, the international community just says nothing, does nothing, just watches it happen for Christ's sake.
[01:29:15]  Anyway, I want to hear from you.
[01:29:16]  Here you go, 307.
[01:29:17]  What's up?
[01:29:22]  Yeah, Helen Keller.
[01:29:23]  330, what's up?
[01:29:25]  I'm so fresh.
[01:29:26]  You should suck my ass.
[01:29:28]  I'm so fresh.
[01:29:29]  You should suck my ass away.
[01:29:31]  That's so old.
[01:29:32]  You're so fruity ass.
[01:29:33]  323, what's up?
[01:29:36]  Hey, ghost.
[01:29:37]  Yeah.
[01:29:38]  Hey, I got some.
[01:29:40]  I want to tell you something because last time when you were talking about the teachers molesting, I wasn't there to talk about it, but I heard on the news that there was this teacher who brought his kids into his basement of his own house and blindfolded them and fed them his fluids.
[01:30:04]  Yeah, well, I mean, why are you even bringing this up for Christ's sake?
[01:30:07]  I mean, this is the new America.
[01:30:09]  I mean, this is the new America.
[01:30:11]  Are you surprised by this stuff?
[01:30:13]  I mean, Jesus Christ, I mean, don't you understand we have transitioned to a disgusting, pathetic, trash version of ourselves?

=== Transitioned America Critique (06:26) ===

[01:30:21]  And I like to call it, and what everybody likes to call it, who hangs around the true capitalist radio broadcast long enough, I like to call it Junkyard America.
[01:30:32]  That's right, folks.
[01:30:33]  Come on down to Junkyard America.
[01:30:35]  Where bureaucracy is king out here.
[01:30:38]  Come on down.
[01:30:39]  Come on down.
[01:30:40]  We'll give you a food card.
[01:30:42]  We'll give you a stimulus back to you, Jack, baby.
[01:30:44]  Come on down.
[01:30:45]  Housing voucher program.
[01:30:48]  Yefo Yok.
[01:30:51]  Yeah, the government's phone up ain't so good.
[01:30:56]  Come on down, get yourself goddamn bubble snoot a loaf of bread.
[01:31:00]  Come on down, they brother government is going to take care of you.
[01:31:03]  This is the new junkyard America.
[01:31:06]  And the Americans want it.
[01:31:08]  The Americans are begging for it.
[01:31:10]  They are begging for junkyard America.
[01:31:14]  Yeah, man.
[01:31:16]  We had a junkyard America.
[01:31:20]  Everybody's begging for it, folks.
[01:31:22]  The American people are on their knees begging for it.
[01:31:27]  Junkyard America.
[01:31:29]  Never thought I'd see the day, for Christ's sake.
[01:31:32]  Anyway, let's take a couple more calls here.
[01:31:34]  Area code 336, what's up?
[01:31:38]  Engineer Kilgurst.
[01:31:39]  Why you can't kill him?
[01:31:40]  Come!
[01:31:41]  Stupid idiot.
[01:31:42]  850.
[01:31:44]  Fucking eight-year-old girls.
[01:31:46]  Yeah, bang out fucking eight-year-old girls.
[01:31:48]  Yeah, bang out fucking eight-year-old girls.
[01:31:51]  Yeah, I bang out fucking eight-year-old girls.
[01:31:53]  Yeah, Jesus Christ, Scoofy Bone.
[01:31:55]  That sounds like a personal problem.
[01:31:56]  678, what's up?
[01:32:00]  Hello, Ghost.
[01:32:02]  I'd like to talk to you.
[01:32:04]  What's up?
[01:32:08]  My parents say we're from Russia here.
[01:32:11]  We come down to America.
[01:32:14]  We come here in search of this capitalism.
[01:32:21]  Yes?
[01:32:22]  Yeah, well, I can't barely understand you.
[01:32:25]  Get a better phone, all right?
[01:32:26]  339.
[01:32:31]  Stupid idiot.
[01:32:32]  631.
[01:32:34]  Hello, ghost.
[01:32:35]  Yeah.
[01:32:36]  Yeah, um, so you're saying with what's occurring in Syria, that the United Nations is doing absolutely nothing?
[01:32:43]  Yeah.
[01:32:45]  So, like, no one's taking any action at all?
[01:32:48]  No, no one's taking any action at all.
[01:32:51]  I mean, have you been listening to my show since last February?
[01:32:55]  Nobody's doing nothing.
[01:32:57]  The only people that have done anything was the Arab League, and all they did was send in some monitors, and the monitors were so disgusted at what they saw in Syria that they left.
[01:33:08]  So, no, nobody's doing a goddamn thing.
[01:33:10]  People are just getting murdered, massacred, killed.
[01:33:13]  No big deal.
[01:33:14]  All right?
[01:33:14]  But oh, when it came to Al-Qaeda in Libya, the American taxpayer dollar went to go help them, huh?
[01:33:23]  The American taxpayer dollar went to go help them wild jihudies in Egypt.
[01:33:28]  And now look at those jihudis, huh?
[01:33:31]  Look at those wild jihudies now.
[01:33:33]  They're sitting over here holding people that are Americans that work for NGOs, non-government organizations, and they're going to put them in prison for five years.
[01:33:42]  I mean, you know, they don't even care that the $1.5 billion in United States aid is on the table as it relates to this.
[01:33:49]  I mean, this should be a slap in the face for the foreign policy of the administration, and yet they don't want to acknowledge it because they know that the American public is too stupid to even understand it.
[01:34:01]  So, you know, we're in some big trouble.
[01:34:03]  You know, this is a big old mess.
[01:34:06]  And, you know, every time I conduct this broadcast, I hope that I, you know, try to spark some synapses into the brains of some of these people, you know, but I just, I don't know, man.
[01:34:18]  I just, Jesus Christ.
[01:34:20]  832, you're on the horn.
[01:34:22]  God damn it.
[01:34:24]  Hiya, Josie.
[01:34:25]  How are you doing?
[01:34:26]  Who the hell's this?
[01:34:28]  Oh, this is Tina.
[01:34:30]  Don't talk like that.
[01:34:31]  You remember me.
[01:34:32]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[01:34:34]  Is this the trans-testicle?
[01:34:36]  Yes, it is.
[01:34:37]  Oh, my God.
[01:34:39]  What do you want?
[01:34:41]  Up actually, I wanted to talk a little serious this time because usually I like to call in and mess with you, but this time I'm going to be a bit serious.
[01:34:49]  Go ahead.
[01:34:50]  Yeah, I wanted to tell you how your show actually helped me inspire myself, get off of welfare and food stamps and everything.
[01:34:58]  Because I used to be on stuff like that, but then I started getting my life together.
[01:35:03]  You know, I started listening to you and actually got a business going.
[01:35:06]  And I actually go on the internet and I do webcam modeling.
[01:35:10]  So I take my clothes off for guys, right?
[01:35:12]  Because they pay good money for that.
[01:35:16]  But now I'm making money.
[01:35:18]  I don't need those.
[01:35:19]  I don't, I don't, I make money.
[01:35:21]  I don't need to rely on government to do everything for me.
[01:35:24]  I'm taking care of myself.
[01:35:25]  Well, you know what?
[01:35:26]  I mean, more power to you.
[01:35:28]  I mean, I guess if you find a niche where, you know, guys are going to, you know, I guess look at guys dressed like females.
[01:35:36]  I mean, whatever, all right?
[01:35:37]  However, you're making your money, I'm proud of you, all right?
[01:35:40]  The problem is that you need to take that money and put it into something that'll mature.
[01:35:46]  All right?
[01:35:47]  I'm talking about obtaining assets, stocks, bonds, gold, silver, cars, real estate.
[01:35:53]  These are the types of things that you need to put your money in.
[01:35:57]  You know what I mean?
[01:35:58]  You can't just blow it on ridiculous nonsense like electronic widgets and apps and overpriced.
[01:36:05]  I mean, you just have to put it in obtaining assets.
[01:36:08]  All right.
[01:36:09]  Now, that's great.
[01:36:10]  I'm glad that you've got Trans-Testicle web shows.
[01:36:13]  I'm very proud of you.
[01:36:14]  Jesus Christ.
[01:36:16]  Let's just not go back to that old way of collecting welfare.
[01:36:20]  All right, there, Trans-Testicle.
[01:36:22]  Don't do it.
[01:36:25]  Jesus Christ.
[01:36:26]  Anyway, we got area code 614 in the house.
[01:36:29]  What's going on, 614?
[01:36:31]  Hello, ghost.
[01:36:32]  I'm so glad that you brought up that what Congress is tolling is near treasonous.
[01:36:37]  I've been thinking that myself for quite a while.
[01:36:40]  You're damn right, it's treasonous.
[01:36:42]  Are you kidding me?
[01:36:43]  I mean, these idiots are, I mean, they're not.

=== United Russia Party Control (04:48) ===

[01:36:48]  They're not thinking.
[01:36:48]  They are above the law.
[01:36:51]  I mean, these politicians think they are above the law.
[01:36:53]  They can go and take insider trading information that are given to them by CEOs and lobbyists and be able to go and trade stocks based upon this information.
[01:37:02]  And they're getting away with it.
[01:37:04]  There needs to be a law against it, man.
[01:37:06]  And the only one that's preventing this law from happening is Eric Cantor.
[01:37:10]  Make sure to Twitter that son of a bitch.
[01:37:12]  Make sure to email him and say, you crooked, goddamn soulless cash whore.
[01:37:18]  All right?
[01:37:19]  If you want to capitalize on the stock market, you need to do what us American people do, and that's speculate without insider trading information.
[01:37:29]  All right?
[01:37:30]  Because if any of us traded and profited off of insider trading information, we would go to prison.
[01:37:37]  All right?
[01:37:38]  We would go to prison.
[01:37:43]  But it doesn't seem like anybody gives two rats' asses about it.
[01:37:47]  What else is new?
[01:37:48]  Anyway, once again, we were talking about how Syria, once again, is onslaughting some kind of devastating, murderous campaign against its own people.
[01:38:00]  It killed 60 to 100 people today just so that Bashar al-Assad can continue his totalitarian rule over his people.
[01:38:08]  And all I can say is, death!
[01:38:11]  Death!
[01:38:12]  Death of Bashar al-Assad!
[01:38:15]  And that's all there is to it, all right.
[01:38:19]  Anyway, let me move on to another subject matter.
[01:38:22]  Speaking of uprisings, Russia, that's right.
[01:38:26]  Come on, Russia.
[01:38:28]  Come on and raise.
[01:38:31]  They're out there protesting in the hundreds of thousands against Vladimir Putin because they're sick and tired of this stupid son of a bitch.
[01:38:38]  All right?
[01:38:39]  I mean, they're tired of this guy thinking that he is the, I don't know, Stalin of the 21st century.
[01:38:46]  And, you know, ever since the elections, the recent elections, I mean, they have been protesting, man.
[01:38:53]  I mean, Vladimir Putin has done so much.
[01:38:55]  I mean, he has bent so much to this resistance.
[01:38:59]  He's even gone as far as to meet with the opposition personally.
[01:39:04]  And yet nothing seems to be done whatsoever.
[01:39:07]  I mean, they still want this son of a bitch out.
[01:39:10]  They want him out.
[01:39:13]  But it looks like they're not going to get him out.
[01:39:15]  You know, coming this March, they're going to have a presidential vote.
[01:39:21]  And, of course, the people that vote for the president are not the people.
[01:39:24]  It's the bureaucratic system of government in Russia that elects the president.
[01:39:29]  And, of course, they're going to elect Vladimir Putin once again for another term.
[01:39:35]  But the Russian people, once again, they're not going out without a fight.
[01:39:39]  They're going to continue protesting.
[01:39:41]  And Vladimir Putin knows that, you know, if he doesn't somehow remedy this, if he doesn't somehow put water on this fire, that it could not only jeopardize his tenure, but it could jeopardize the whole stability of Russia itself.
[01:39:56]  So in response to that, Vladimir Putin says that once he's elected president later this March by the communist government, that he plans to resolve, or excuse me, dissolve the United Russia Party that was, of course, his party.
[01:40:14]  You know, the United Russia Party is party under his control.
[01:40:19]  He's going to dissolve it.
[01:40:20]  He's going to rename it.
[01:40:22]  And he's going to merge it with other parties, just like I said when these election results came out about two or three months ago.
[01:40:29]  What did I tell you?
[01:40:30]  That it didn't matter that the United Russia Party lost votes.
[01:40:35]  Guess who gained votes?
[01:40:36]  Guess who gained credibility within the bureaucratic infrastructure of Russia?
[01:40:41]  The communists.
[01:40:43]  That's right.
[01:40:44]  The communists were the ones that won big in the last election.
[01:40:47]  And to be completely honest with you, there is no difference, really.
[01:40:51]  There is no difference between the United Russia Party and the Communist Party of Russia.
[01:40:55]  There is no goddamn difference.
[01:40:58]  But you see, Vladimir Putin, being a politician, bureaucrat that knows how to manipulate people, knows that if he decides to, you know, push forth this initiative to dissolve the United Russia Party, that it would quash, I wouldn't say a major percentage, but a decent percentage of the opposition that's against him being president of Russia.
[01:41:21]  So once again, bureaucrats making bureaucratic moves out here.
[01:41:25]  Vladimir Putin actually believes that he can, you know, be Mr. King bureaucrat, make a couple of maneuvers, and still retain his tenure as leader of Russia.

=== Satirical Music Segment (06:32) ===

[01:41:37]  I'd like to hear from you.
[01:41:38]  646-652-4869.
[01:41:40]  You know what I mean?
[01:41:42]  I mean, what do you got to say about this crap?
[01:41:46]  I mean, Vladimir Putie Pooh saying that he's going to dissolve the United Russia Party, rename it, remerge it the whole night.
[01:41:53]  What do you got to say about it?
[01:41:55]  Area coach 518, you're on the horn.
[01:41:58]  Is it me?
[01:41:59]  Yeah, it's you.
[01:42:00]  What's up?
[01:42:02]  Oh, hey, just calling in and see what you up to.
[01:42:05]  My radio phone.
[01:42:07]  The guy ghost.
[01:42:09]  Sorry, talking to like a.
[01:42:10]  Hey, can you put me back on hold?
[01:42:13]  Jesus Christ, shut up, you stupid boron, for Christ's sake.
[01:42:16]  Why do you have your hand up then?
[01:42:19]  Why are you on Queen to even get a goddamn answer for the call then, for Christ's sake?
[01:42:24]  Just sit there and shut your goddamn mouth.
[01:42:27]  Jesus Christ with these fruits.
[01:42:31]  Area coach 440, you're on the horn.
[01:42:34]  Oh, sit the cell people.
[01:42:38]  Cell sounds a lot more interesting than that.
[01:42:41]  What?
[01:42:42]  All right.
[01:42:45]  I think I could sound like Bell in his first floor.
[01:42:49]  Uh, Ghost, did you pick me up?
[01:42:54]  Who the hell is this guy talking?
[01:42:55]  He sounds like he's talking to somebody with a freaking voice box.
[01:42:58]  Got freaking, you know, like a freaking voice cancer.
[01:43:01]  Hey, I can't tell you.
[01:43:05]  Jesus Christ, that sounded a little scary there, man.
[01:43:09]  Anyway, let me continue, guys.
[01:43:11]  We got area code 631.
[01:43:13]  You're on the horn.
[01:43:18]  Another Helen Keller deaf mute, for Christ's sake.
[01:43:20]  Who else do we got?
[01:43:21]  520, you're on the horn.
[01:43:26]  Hey, 520, you there?
[01:43:31]  We waited on hold for over an hour, and then you ain't gonna say a goddamn thing, you stupid idiot.
[01:43:35]  815, what's up?
[01:43:37]  Take care of your kids.
[01:43:45]  Take care of your goddamn kid, for Christ's sake.
[01:43:48]  Choke it!
[01:43:50]  607, you're on the horn.
[01:43:53]  You have axe cancer, ghost.
[01:43:59]  That was horrible.
[01:44:00]  I mean, oh, yeah.
[01:44:02]  Yeah, can we get a major fail on this fruit, please?
[01:44:05]  Jesus Christ.
[01:44:07]  Major fail.
[01:44:10]  Major freaking fail.
[01:44:11]  Look, I know you're trying to, you know, talk very low so that Mammy don't hear you in the next room, but, you know, it ain't working for you, pal.
[01:44:18]  It ain't working for you, pal.
[01:44:20]  It ain't working.
[01:44:22]  818, what's up?
[01:44:26]  I guess it is, my friend.
[01:44:27]  I am really, I know it all.
[01:44:30]  I know it.
[01:44:31]  Jesus Christ, you stupid idiot.
[01:44:33]  617-7.
[01:44:37]  I'm the 18 guys.
[01:44:38]  I'm sorry.
[01:44:41]  Remember the joy.
[01:44:42]  I want a speew.
[01:44:44]  That's right.
[01:44:45]  But I've got.
[01:44:46]  Jesus Christ.
[01:44:48]  I mean, this is getting lame, man.
[01:44:50]  You know what?
[01:44:50]  You people are getting very lame and stupid and pathetic.
[01:44:54]  I mean, seriously, this is stupid.
[01:44:57]  347, what's up?
[01:44:59]  Hey, ghost, am I on?
[01:45:01]  Yeah, you're on.
[01:45:02]  What's up, man?
[01:45:04]  I agree with you on the calls earlier, but there's something else I want to talk to you about.
[01:45:09]  What's up?
[01:45:11]  Nani Moose actually claimed to have hacked into a supposed FBI call between them and Scotland.
[01:45:19]  That's pretty old news, man.
[01:45:21]  Yeah, we heard it.
[01:45:23]  You know, they tapped into a conference call where they were discussing, you know, all the hackers from Lulsec and Anonymous, so on and so forth.
[01:45:32]  Yeah, it was pretty funny, and whoever did that was definitely on Kevin Mitnik level, but it's old news.
[01:45:38]  204, what's up?
[01:45:40]  It's always scary when you have a long tongue cancer.
[01:45:43]  I don't fucking love that.
[01:45:46]  You know, you're a fat, disgusting, sounding slut.
[01:45:48]  Do you know that?
[01:45:49]  I know, ghosts, but what are you?
[01:45:52]  I mean, seriously, why don't you put the fucking fork down for about five minutes, you fat, disgusting, smelly, salmon-smelling hole?
[01:45:58]  I can't help it.
[01:45:59]  Why?
[01:46:00]  Why can't you help it?
[01:46:01]  Because it tastes so good.
[01:46:05]  You don't have anything else in life besides shoveling food down your gullet?
[01:46:08]  You don't have any friends?
[01:46:09]  You don't have anybody that can sit there and occupy your time?
[01:46:12]  You don't like anything else besides shoveling food down your goddamn suckhole?
[01:46:16]  No.
[01:46:18]  So this is your life.
[01:46:19]  You're just some fat waste of human life that just shovels food down your gullet.
[01:46:24]  Maybe.
[01:46:25]  Well, why don't you just kill yourself, man?
[01:46:27]  I mean, look, if you're not going to get any guy to, you know, plug your hole, I mean, if you're not going to get any kind of friendship attention and all you're going to do is contribute to society by turning perfectly good food into crap, why don't you just kill yourself?
[01:46:44]  Huh?
[01:46:45]  Oh, why are you going to hang on?
[01:46:47]  Come on.
[01:46:50]  Oh, come on.
[01:46:53]  Why are you going to hang up?
[01:46:55]  Jesus Christ.
[01:46:57]  I mean, you know, I must have struck a nerve with that fat, jelly-ass hambone.
[01:47:00]  I mean, did you hear?
[01:47:02]  I mean, she's so fat, man.
[01:47:04]  We can hear the lard stuck in her throat, man.
[01:47:06]  It's horrible.
[01:47:07]  I mean, you know you're a fat hambone that we can hear your fat.
[01:47:11]  You know, as you breathe, we can hear your freaking fat.
[01:47:16]  Jesus Christ.
[01:47:17]  I hope I struck a nerve with your fat ass, all right?
[01:47:19]  If you're not going to get on a treadmill and put the freaking fork down for about five minutes, well, then do the world a favor and overdose on something, all right?
[01:47:27]  Area code 919, you're on the horn.
[01:47:30]  Hey, ghost, you know what I find ironic?
[01:47:32]  Well, I call people racist when you make things like guess the minority.
[01:47:37]  There's nothing wrong with what people are.
[01:47:38]  Wait, whoa, whoa, wait a minute.
[01:47:40]  What's racist about guessing the minority?
[01:47:42]  There's nothing racist about that.
[01:47:43]  What's not racist about it?
[01:47:46]  We're guessing the minority.
[01:47:47]  What the hell?
[01:47:48]  I mean, you know, we hear a little bit of an ethnic twang.
[01:47:51]  We're a melting pot here as a country.
[01:47:54]  And I figured that, hey, it's a perfectly suitable game for the people that call in.
[01:48:00]  You know, guess the minority.
[01:48:01]  We're just guessing the ethnic status of a particular individual.
[01:48:04]  What the hell's so wrong about that?
[01:48:06]  With the satirical music?
[01:48:07]  Are you serious?

=== Egypt Defense Ministry Protest (05:24) ===

[01:48:09]  With what?
[01:48:11]  With the satirical music?
[01:48:12]  Are you fucking serious?
[01:48:13]  Well, what's so wrong about satirical music, for Christ's sake?
[01:48:16]  You can't take a freaking joke.
[01:48:18]  I mean, Jesus Christ, you know, every time I put it on freaking Russell Simmons' Deaf Comedy Jam, I hear cracker, I hate honky cracker.
[01:48:28]  Cracker, cracker, cracker.
[01:48:31]  But here I am.
[01:48:32]  I'm playing guest the minority, and all of a sudden I'm a freaking grand dragon, for Christ's sake.
[01:48:37]  Just sit there and shut your bourgeois liberal fruit bull ass up.
[01:48:40]  All right?
[01:48:42]  Everybody out there on the internet and throughout the world knows that I am not a racist.
[01:48:49]  I am a melting pot of friendship, and everybody out there knows it throughout the world.
[01:48:54]  All right?
[01:48:55]  Anybody who knows, anybody who listens to my broadcast knows that I'm a melting pot of friendship.
[01:48:59]  I don't need to prove anything to you or anybody else.
[01:49:03]  And I strongly advise all of you to stop spreading those slanderous lies about me, that I'm some kind of a goddamn grand dragon.
[01:49:10]  Stop it now.
[01:49:13]  Anyway, we're talking about how Vladimir Puti Pooh plans to dissolve the United Russia Party next month after the Kremlin vote.
[01:49:22]  Let me talk a little bit more about Egypt because, you know, Egypt is about to go into a header once again.
[01:49:30]  Tomorrow, these wild jehudis in Egypt have plans for what they call a push on the defense ministry.
[01:49:38]  Tomorrow, these wild jehudies are all going to converge on the defense ministry and push their way through the damn defense ministry and ask for the resignation of the damn military, so on and so forth.
[01:49:50]  So there probably is going to be some death tomorrow in Egypt.
[01:49:55]  You know what I mean?
[01:49:56]  And of course, you've got the Islamic Brotherhood sitting there saying that they want the military to step down.
[01:50:04]  You've got the people out there protesting against the military.
[01:50:07]  You've got the military implementing martial law.
[01:50:09]  So it's a very precarious situation.
[01:50:12]  And on top of all this, you've got the Egyptian authority jailing 15 Americans that work for non-government organizations, one of which happens to be the Department of Transportation Secretary's son, Ray LaHood.
[01:50:27]  And I just can't, for the life of me, understand why Egypt would do this given the fact that America looked upon their stupid pissing ground of a goddamn revolution with so much valor.
[01:50:39]  I mean, do you remember last year, February, March, around that time, for Christ's sake, when this goddamn wild jehudi Egyptian revolution happened?
[01:50:48]  I mean, every media outlet out here in America was covering it as if it was a great leap for mankind, as if it was a great thing for world society.
[01:50:58]  I mean, the only person that was talking against that disgusting revolution was this man right here.
[01:51:05]  And by God, you can look back in the archive at blogtalkradio.com/slash ghost.
[01:51:11]  All right, you go ahead and take a look at those goddamn archives around that time.
[01:51:16]  I was the only one saying that this ridiculous, pathetic, so-called attempt at a revolution in Egypt was nothing more than a bunch of wild, sweaty jehudies giving themselves an excuse to plunder, to pillage, and rape.
[01:51:32]  That was the only reason why those people so-called revolted out there in Egypt.
[01:51:38]  Because their revolution, and I repeat, their revolution had no intellectual foundation backing it up.
[01:51:46]  And that was my criticism of it back then.
[01:51:48]  And back then, I said that because this stupid wild jehudi Egyptian revolution had no intellectual foundation, that it was destined for failure.
[01:51:58]  And that we were going to see nothing more than perpetual strife coming out of Egypt.
[01:52:02]  And that's exactly what we're seeing today.
[01:52:06]  So once again, folks, tomorrow is supposed to be the big push in Egypt.
[01:52:12]  The Egyptian people are supposed to raid the defense ministry.
[01:52:16]  They're going to demand the generals and everybody in there hand over their authority to the people.
[01:52:21]  And it should get rather interesting tomorrow in Egypt.
[01:52:25]  I mean, I'm telling you right now, I wouldn't be surprised to see some major Syria-like footage coming out of Egypt.
[01:52:33]  All right?
[01:52:34]  And I wonder where Whale Gonem is after all this.
[01:52:37]  Mr. Revolution 2.0.
[01:52:39]  Remember?
[01:52:40]  Where's he at?
[01:52:41]  He's the cause of all this crap.
[01:52:42]  Where the hell's he at?
[01:52:45]  Where the hell's Will Gonem at?
[01:52:47]  You're the one that started all this crap.
[01:52:48]  Where are you at, boy?
[01:52:51]  You out there getting shot with your fellow Egyptian brethren there?
[01:52:54]  Whale Got him?
[01:52:55]  No, you're not.
[01:52:57]  You're at the Time magazine's most influential freaking people of the year.
[01:53:02]  That's where the hell you are, boy.
[01:53:06]  Give me a goddamn break.
[01:53:09]  Anyway, I want to hear from you.
[01:53:10]  646-652-4869 is the number to call.
[01:53:14]  Once again, these wild jehudies in Egypt are planning for a push on the defense ministry tomorrow in Egypt.
[01:53:22]  So we better expect to see some major escalation happening there.
[01:53:27]  Anyway, I want to hear what you have to say about it.
[01:53:29]  646-652-4869.
[01:53:31]  We got area code 718 on the horn.

=== Bathhouse Thursday Broadcast (15:27) ===

[01:53:34]  What's up?
[01:53:36]  Hey, Eagles, what's up?
[01:53:37]  How are you doing, man?
[01:53:42]  How's it going?
[01:53:44]  Oh, what's up?
[01:53:47]  No, nothing much, man.
[01:53:48]  Just tell her.
[01:53:48]  What are you doing?
[01:53:50]  Oh, no, I'm just trying to hear my brother.
[01:53:53]  Sorry, I was kind of distracted.
[01:53:56]  No, that's all right, man.
[01:53:57]  You want me to come back to you?
[01:53:58]  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[01:53:59]  All right, man.
[01:54:00]  We'll come back to you.
[01:54:00]  No problem, man.
[01:54:01]  Hey, 203, what's up?
[01:54:03]  Eight-year-old girl.
[01:54:06]  Jesus Christ.
[01:54:06]  All right, we get it, Goofy Bone.
[01:54:08]  347, what's up?
[01:54:10]  Fucking eight-year-old girl.
[01:54:14]  You need to stop downloading pornography, man.
[01:54:16]  We can't even understand it.
[01:54:17]  561, what's up?
[01:54:23]  There we go, man.
[01:54:24]  Helen Kellers, man.
[01:54:27]  Interior cricket alligator.
[01:54:31]  I dropped the 7-Lay Boobie.
[01:54:34]  Interior cricket daigato picture.
[01:54:37]  I'll drop the 7-layer movie.
[01:54:40]  Yeah, you people are idiots.
[01:54:44]  I'm going to take a break.
[01:54:46]  I mean, screw this, man.
[01:54:47]  I'm not going to sit over here and continue on with this crap.
[01:54:51]  I mean, this is just, this is a joke.
[01:54:53]  This is a joke.
[01:54:54]  I mean, not only is there a bunch of no personality-halving idiots, but all these people out here are freaking fruiting up, man.
[01:55:02]  They're fruiting up the broadcast for Christ's sake.
[01:55:06]  They're turning the broadcast into Bathhouse Thursday.
[01:55:10]  I mean, good God.
[01:55:15]  I mean, they're fruiting up out here, man.
[01:55:17]  They're fruiting up.
[01:55:21]  Jesus Christ, man.
[01:55:23]  You know what?
[01:55:24]  Why don't we just go ahead and put on some fruity music for these pieces of crap, alright?
[01:55:28]  Let's go ahead and put on some fruity.
[01:55:29]  Engineer, put on some fruity music for these pieces of trash because that's all they care about anyway.
[01:55:34]  It's freaking Bathhouse Thursday for these fruits.
[01:55:36]  You got it?
[01:55:41]  Well, throw on some fruity music for these idiots because that's all they care about.
[01:55:45]  Stupid dumb fruit balls.
[01:55:47]  Uh-oh.
[01:55:49]  There it is.
[01:55:51]  Uh-oh.
[01:55:53]  Look at you, fruit balls.
[01:55:54]  Look at them.
[01:55:54]  I can just see them now.
[01:55:55]  Look at them on Twitter.
[01:55:56]  They're assholes in puckery right now.
[01:55:58]  They're fruiting up right now.
[01:55:59]  Good God.
[01:56:00]  They're fruiting up.
[01:56:04]  Jesus Christ.
[01:56:05]  Look at them.
[01:56:06]  Look at them.
[01:56:07]  They're quitching around like their assholes are pucker right now.
[01:56:10]  They're listening to the music.
[01:56:11]  I can't believe this crap gets back out Thursday.
[01:56:21]  I mean, these people are freaking up.
[01:56:23]  Look at them.
[01:56:23]  Look at them on Twitter for Christ's sake.
[01:56:28]  Jesus Christ.
[01:56:32]  Jesus Christ.
[01:56:34]  This is Bathhouse Thursday.
[01:56:38]  You're fruiting it up because you're gay.
[01:56:44]  The Booper Look at them.
[01:57:01]  They love it.
[01:57:02]  They're prancing.
[01:57:03]  They're prancing.
[01:57:06]  Jesus Christ.
[01:57:10]  Can't believe it, people.
[01:57:11]  Look at these people.
[01:57:12]  Look at them.
[01:57:14]  They're fruiting up, man.
[01:57:23]  I'll see you next time.
[01:57:25]  Because you love it in the pooper.
[01:57:29]  You fruity ass bastards.
[01:57:34]  I can't believe you did.
[01:57:35]  You're fruiting up on this freaking bathhouse Thursday for Christ's sake.
[01:57:40]  This crap.
[01:57:40]  They're branching around.
[01:57:49]  I got you.
[01:57:49]  Jesus Christ.
[01:57:52]  I bet you they're prancing around with that part, too.
[01:58:05]  Fruiting up, man.
[01:58:08]  I mean, you idiots are smelling up the whole goddamn broadcast like butt crack.
[01:58:15]  Alcohol broadcast like butt crack, you are.
[01:58:30]  I'm just sick, man.
[01:58:31]  I'm sick.
[01:58:36]  You're fruiting up, man.
[01:58:43]  Jesus Christ.
[01:58:47]  All right, let's shut it off, man.
[01:58:53]  Shut it off!
[01:58:58]  What are you doing, man?
[01:58:59]  Shut it off!
[01:59:00]  Shut off the damn thing!
[01:59:06]  Shut off this fruitful music, or I'm going to give you a smack.
[01:59:11]  Jesus Christ, man.
[01:59:13]  Even you idiots got the freaking engineer fruiting up for Christ's sake, man.
[01:59:19]  Jesus Christ, this is just a this is horrible, man.
[01:59:23]  Well, what a horrible bathhouse Thursday this has turned out to be.
[01:59:26]  You know that?
[01:59:27]  What a disgusting disgrace this has turned out to be.
[01:59:32]  Jesus Christ, man.
[01:59:34]  I try to give people the benefit of the doubt out here.
[01:59:37]  You know what I mean?
[01:59:38]  Yesterday by opening up the chat room, and that was a bad decision.
[01:59:42]  You know, I'm sitting over here broadcasting today, and of course, I'm getting no kind of goddamn respect whatsoever, no kind of personality, nothing.
[01:59:51]  So, I mean, I don't even know.
[01:59:52]  I may end this show early.
[01:59:54]  You know what I mean?
[01:59:56]  That's right.
[01:59:56]  I just may end this show early because, you know, you idiots have just ruined it.
[02:00:01]  You've ruined today for me.
[02:00:02]  You know what I mean?
[02:00:03]  Completely ruined today's broadcast.
[02:00:05]  And I hope you all are proud of yourselves.
[02:00:07]  You know that?
[02:00:09]  Yeah, I hope you're very proud of yourselves.
[02:00:12]  You all think you're so cute.
[02:00:14]  You think you're so cute.
[02:00:18]  Well, I hope you're proud of yourselves because I'm thinking about ending the goddamn broadcast, you stupid, dumb, milky-looking pieces of nipple-clamp-loving butt lug-upy-ass-looking fruit bowl piece of crap.
[02:00:29]  Jesus Christ.
[02:00:30]  Anyway, we are now into the third and final hour of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
[02:00:37]  All right?
[02:00:38]  And of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
[02:00:44]  And once again, folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
[02:00:48]  Before we get into anything else, I'd like for everybody to please retweet the broadcast.
[02:00:54]  All right?
[02:00:55]  Go to the social networks.
[02:00:57]  Go to the forums.
[02:00:58]  Go to the blogs and spread it around like wildfire and let everybody know that True Capitalist Radio is in effect and in the house.
[02:01:08]  And of course, for all you fat jelly ass umboos, we got all kinds of little buttons underneath the player right there.
[02:01:16]  You know what I'm saying?
[02:01:17]  We got all kinds of Google Plus buttons, Facebook like buttons, retweet this buttons, share this buttons.
[02:01:24]  Use and abuse those freaking buttons, baby, all right?
[02:01:28]  It's just a freaking click, for Christ's sake, goddammit.
[02:01:36]  Shout-outs to be had there, Engineer.
[02:01:38]  Have some Twitter shout-outs, according to the Engineer here.
[02:01:49]  And before I take them, let me go ahead and take a swig of this beer here.
[02:01:56]  Good stuff.
[02:01:58]  Anyway, let's go ahead and get to the Twitter shout-outs.
[02:02:01]  Who do we got here?
[02:02:02]  We got Ahmed6704.
[02:02:06]  We've got the Afro Nick.
[02:02:08]  What's going on?
[02:02:10]  We've got Leaky Hasbro.
[02:02:14]  We've got, who is this guy?
[02:02:16]  We've got Zoaquai42.
[02:02:20]  And once again, if you want a Twitter shout-out right here right now, all you've got to do is retweet the first tweet on my Twitter account.
[02:02:27]  All right?
[02:02:28]  All right.
[02:02:29]  Ghost Politics is the Twitter account.
[02:02:31]  All one word.
[02:02:32]  No underscores, baby.
[02:02:34]  All right?
[02:02:36]  Anyway, we got Stick It.
[02:02:37]  All right?
[02:02:38]  Stick It in the house.
[02:02:40]  We got Haywood Beamer.
[02:02:43]  We've got Anders Ghost Viv.
[02:02:48]  We've got Texas Needs Cause.
[02:02:52]  We've got what is this?
[02:02:54]  We've got Top Badge in the house.
[02:02:58]  We've got that one for Christ's sake, man.
[02:03:01]  If you've already been shouting out, stop tweeting, all right?
[02:03:05]  If I'm already shouting out your stupid, dumb, pathetic name, stop retweeting.
[02:03:12]  Anyway, we've got ice cakes in the place.
[02:03:15]  We've got Triff ID84 in the house.
[02:03:20]  We've got Pregole, Pregiroly.
[02:03:26]  Who else do we got going on here?
[02:03:28]  We've got Dan McGhostly.
[02:03:33]  Dan McGhosely.
[02:03:34]  We got Rare Giraffe in the house.
[02:03:37]  What's going on?
[02:03:38]  Rare Giraffe.
[02:03:40]  We've got Tankies for Ghost.
[02:03:43]  Jesus Christ, what these fucking Tankies for Ghost.
[02:03:45]  Excuse my French.
[02:03:46]  I'm sorry.
[02:03:48]  Some asshole named Nazi Poop Tickler.
[02:03:51]  We've got somebody named Steamy P. Who else we got going on here?
[02:03:56]  We got, God damn it to you, idiots.
[02:03:59]  Stop retweeting.
[02:04:00]  If I've already said your stupid name, stop retweeting.
[02:04:06]  Stop retweeting if I've already said your stupid, stinking, smelly, dumbass name.
[02:04:12]  Anyway, we got Mechazawa in the place.
[02:04:17]  I'm going to stop this if you idiots keep retweeting and I've already said your stupid name.
[02:04:21]  All right?
[02:04:23]  They've already said your stupid name.
[02:04:25]  Stop it.
[02:04:28]  Anyway, we got DJ D mob in the house.
[02:04:32]  Some idiot named Prostate Sniffer.
[02:04:34]  Jesus Christ.
[02:04:38]  Heart Attack Hambone.
[02:04:41]  We've got America Done Goofed.
[02:04:44]  Christ.
[02:04:49]  That's it.
[02:04:50]  That's enough.
[02:04:50]  You idiots aren't listening, man.
[02:04:52]  Look, I said that if I already said your stupid name, stop retweeting.
[02:04:58]  What's going on to veteran of Forum Wars?
[02:05:02]  Who the hell else do we got going on over here?
[02:05:04]  We got Ratsu the Pony.
[02:05:08]  we got going on here we got uh i'm not saying that you sit All right, that's it.
[02:05:15]  You idiots, you know, you don't listen very well, don't you, you stupid morons, huh?
[02:05:20]  You don't listen very well.
[02:05:22]  You know, when I tell you that if I've already said your name to stop retweeting, that means not to retweet, dick.
[02:05:29]  But now that you idiots can't continue to retweet, I'm going to go ahead and just not, you know, say any more Twitter shout-outs because you people are being jerks, all right?
[02:05:38]  You idiots are all being jerks, so I'm not even going to give any more Twitter shout-outs.
[02:05:42]  No, I'm not giving any more Twitter shout-outs because you idiots just don't know how to follow simple directions, all right?
[02:05:49]  Stupid assholes.
[02:05:52]  Jesus Christ, I really don't even feel like continuing the broadcast on.
[02:05:55]  I really don't, man.
[02:05:57]  I really don't.
[02:06:00]  Jesus Christ.
[02:06:01]  Anyway, let me move on.
[02:06:03]  Let me talk a little bit about this Somalia-based terror organization called Al-Shabaab.
[02:06:08]  Al-Shabaab has formally pledged its allegiance to Al-Zwahiri and Al-Qaeda.
[02:06:15]  So once again, yet another terrorist organization pledging their allegiance to Al-Qaeda, Al-Shabaab.
[02:06:22]  And this is an African country in Somalia.
[02:06:25]  We talked about the Boko harem out of Nigeria.
[02:06:29]  So are you starting to sense a little bit of a trend out here in Africa?
[02:06:33]  I mean, this is what I'm saying.
[02:06:35]  This is starting to become a very dangerous situation out here with all these Islamic extremist groups.
[02:06:41]  And I keep harping on this particular subject matter because, man, I'm telling you, we are on the verge of World War III, goddammit.
[02:06:50]  But nobody seems to care, you know?
[02:06:52]  Nobody seems to give two rats' asses about it at all.
[02:06:58]  So once again, Somali-based terror organization Al-Sabaab.
[02:07:02]  Al-Shabaab formally pledges allegiance to Al-Qaeda.
[02:07:06]  All right?
[02:07:07]  And we already know that Al-Qaeda has got a stronghold in Libya because the United States helped them.
[02:07:15]  We know that the Boko harem in Nigeria has ties to Al-Qaeda.
[02:07:21]  We already know that the Taliban has ties to Al-Qaeda.
[02:07:24]  So it kind of looks like the United States is doing Al-Qaeda's work, in my personal opinion.
[02:07:30]  I mean, all the moves that we've made has done nothing more than to aid and abet Al-Qaeda.
[02:07:37]  Stupid, man.
[02:07:40]  Jesus Christ.
[02:07:41]  And now, once again, another terrorist organization, Somali-based terror organization, Al-Sabaab.
[02:07:47]  Al-Shabaab formally pledges allegiance to Al-Qaeda.
[02:07:50]  So anyway, let me move on.
[02:07:52]  I don't really want to.
[02:07:53]  I'm serious, man.
[02:07:54]  I don't even feel like broadcasting today.
[02:07:56]  You people are making me sick.
[02:08:00]  Anyway, we got a drone in Pakistan killing a top Pakistani militant.
[02:08:06]  Believe it or not, this particular militant that was killed with a drone attack was actually a high-ranking member of Pakistan al-Qaeda group.
[02:08:15]  The guy or the militant in question was Badar Mansoor, who led his own group of fighters in Pakistan that were obviously directly affiliated with Al-Qaeda.
[02:08:28]  His group of fighters was called Tariq-e-Taliban in Pakistan.
[02:08:34]  And luckily, we were able to target this guy with some kind of a predator drone within the Pakistan-Afghanistan border in Waziristan.
[02:08:45]  And hopefully, this spells a little bit of reality check to the Taliban that's still trying to half-ass fight the United States while at the same time negotiate with Obama and his liberal diplomats, for Christ's sake.

=== Taliban Drone Strike Report (04:18) ===

[02:09:01]  So I don't know what we're trying to accomplish out here.
[02:09:05]  Your guess is as good as mine.
[02:09:06]  But all I got to say is, in the words of our president, yes, we can, huh?
[02:09:13]  A little bit of yes, we can.
[02:09:16]  Give me a freaking break.
[02:09:19]  Anyway, I want to hear from you.
[02:09:21]  All right, 646-65-24869 is the number to call out here.
[02:09:25]  We were talking about how a Somali-based terror organization, Al-Sabaab, formally pledging allegiance to Al-Qaeda.
[02:09:33]  We also talked about how a Pakistani, or excuse me, an American drone killed a Pakistani-Talibani militant within the border of Pakistan and Afghanistan.
[02:09:46]  The person in question, Badar Mansoor, Badar Mansoor was a high-ranking member of the Taliban in Pakistan, and I guess this is a big score for the Americans.
[02:09:58]  I don't see how you can say anything is a big score when Islamic extremism and Islamic militancy continues to grow across the globe.
[02:10:07]  I don't see how this is a win for America.
[02:10:11]  But anyway, I want to hear from you.
[02:10:13]  646-652-4869 is the number to call.
[02:10:16]  Let's take some calls here.
[02:10:17]  Area code 512.
[02:10:26]  You son of a bitch.
[02:10:27]  530, what's up?
[02:10:30]  He's American Idol.
[02:10:38]  Yeah, real funny.
[02:10:39]  Real funny asshole.
[02:10:44]  You could shove that American idol shit up your ass.
[02:10:48]  I mean, do you hear what I got to put up with, folks?
[02:10:51]  Do you hear this crap?
[02:10:54]  Jesus Christ, 231 here on the horn.
[02:10:59]  Ghost, I think I know why the Somalia-based terror organization is pledging allegiance to Al-Qaeda.
[02:11:04]  Well, I don't think you know.
[02:11:05]  I think that you need to, you know, do some homework right now, little kid.
[02:11:09]  I think that's what I need you to do.
[02:11:11]  I think you need to do some goddamn homework.
[02:11:12]  413, what's up?
[02:11:15]  Oh, my ghost, you fucking turkey fucker.
[02:11:18]  Oh, my.
[02:11:23]  Do you have a bird in your house?
[02:11:25]  I hear a freaking bird whistling for Christ's sake.
[02:11:27]  Are you one of them bird people?
[02:11:29]  Yes, I'm about to fuck him in the ass.
[02:11:31]  I mean, are you kidding me for Christ's sake?
[02:11:33]  I mean, Jesus Christ, I know you live with your grandma because that's such an old pet.
[02:11:37]  That's an old person's pet.
[02:11:38]  You know what I mean?
[02:11:39]  Typically, people who buy parrots and shit are like old waste of human life who don't have anybody to talk to.
[02:11:46]  You know what I mean?
[02:11:47]  I can tell that you're living with Granny, all right?
[02:11:49]  And she's got a freaking parrot, and I can hear it in the background.
[02:11:52]  Am I correct?
[02:11:53]  Fuck up.
[02:11:53]  Shut the fuck up.
[02:11:58]  Are you mad?
[02:11:59]  Why are you mad, baby?
[02:12:00]  Why are you mad?
[02:12:01]  Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up.
[02:12:07]  I struck a nerve with this son of a bitch, huh?
[02:12:10]  I struck a nerve with this son of a bitch.
[02:12:12]  You want to know why?
[02:12:13]  I can read your whole life because I can sense it in your goddamn stupid, inarticulate voice.
[02:12:18]  I can sense it in your inarticulate voice.
[02:12:20]  And then when I hear a freaking parrot in the background, I know your whole life story.
[02:12:24]  Don't you understand that, you ethnic minority?
[02:12:26]  Shut the fuck up.
[02:12:28]  Don't you understand that, you ethnic minority?
[02:12:34]  Oh, come on.
[02:12:35]  He hung up.
[02:12:36]  Oh.
[02:12:38]  Oh.
[02:12:40]  Come on.
[02:12:43]  Poor bastard.
[02:12:44]  Yeah, you sound a little mad there, huh?
[02:12:47]  Sound a little upset.
[02:12:48]  Sound a little angry there, huh?
[02:12:52]  Woo!
[02:12:55]  Anyway, that made me feel a little better.
[02:12:57]  All right, that made me feel a little better.
[02:12:58]  Now that I got somebody else angry, I feel a little better now.
[02:13:02]  Anyway, once again, we were talking about a Somalia-based terror organization called Al-Shabaab pledging its allegiance to Al-Qaeda.
[02:13:10]  Meanwhile, we've got the United States military drones killing a top Pakistani militant within the border of Pakistan and Al-Qaeda, Pakistan and Afghanistan.

=== Tibetan Oppression Warning (04:25) ===

[02:13:20]  A top al-Qaeda affiliate named Bashaw, or excuse me, Badar Mansoor.
[02:13:26]  Anyway, let me move on to the next subject matter because I just want to hurry up and get through this because I'm sick and I'm tired, really.
[02:13:31]  I'm really tired, and I just want to hurry up and get through this and get on with the show and get out of here.
[02:13:36]  All right?
[02:13:37]  Because I really don't feel like doing this.
[02:13:39]  You idiots are not giving me any kind of respect whatsoever.
[02:13:42]  All right?
[02:13:43]  And I don't feel like you idiots even deserve my presence.
[02:13:46]  You know what I mean?
[02:13:47]  I don't feel that you people even deserve my presence, the kind of disrespect you're giving me.
[02:13:54]  So, anyway, let me move on.
[02:13:56]  Another Tibetan monk has set himself on fire in the Tibetan region around China because China continues to crack down on the Tibetan people.
[02:14:07]  And since we're highlighting crimes against humanity in Syria, I would also like to highlight crimes against humanity against the Tibetan people with China.
[02:14:18]  I mean, China is oppressing the Tibetan people.
[02:14:20]  And let me tell you something.
[02:14:22]  The Tibetan people, the Tibetan monks, are peaceful people.
[02:14:25]  All right?
[02:14:26]  They are the most peaceful people on earth, but because they have an element of spirituality that could potentially contradict the freaking secular government of the communist government of China, this is why the communist government is oppressing the monks in Tibet.
[02:14:43]  And they are oppressing them with horrific totalitarian abuse.
[02:14:48]  I mean, all you've got to do is do a Google search or a YouTube search, China, Tibet, and take a look at the type of abuses that is happening at the hands of the damn Chinese government against the Tibetan people.
[02:15:02]  Anyway, the Tibetan people, within this past year, Tibetan monks have been randomly setting themselves on fire so that the international community can actually take notice at the humanitarian, I mean, just the humanitarian situation that's happening in the Tibet region.
[02:15:22]  And this is serious, folks.
[02:15:24]  I mean, the Tibetan people are peaceful people.
[02:15:27]  All right?
[02:15:27]  But the Chinese government is cracking down upon them because the Chinese government feels that the Tibet land is their land.
[02:15:34]  And the reason they want the Tibetan land is because there's a lot of natural resources within Tibet.
[02:15:39]  A lot of natural resources.
[02:15:41]  A lot of minerals.
[02:15:43]  I mean, a lot of fresh water.
[02:15:44]  There's a lot of reasons why the Chinese are trying to oppress the Tibetan people in hopes of taking over their land.
[02:15:51]  And this is a crime against humanity.
[02:15:53]  If you want to see some disturbing footage and some disturbing violent imagery, all you've got to do is do a YouTube search for China and Tibet.
[02:16:02]  Major crimes against humanity happening out there.
[02:16:05]  Major crimes against humanity.
[02:16:08]  And, of course, we continue to do business with China.
[02:16:12]  Of course, we continue to sit over here and oblige China as if it's some kind of actual model to oblige other countries throughout the international community.
[02:16:21]  The United Nations gave China a humanitarian award a couple of years back.
[02:16:25]  Can you believe this crap?
[02:16:27]  The United Nations gave China a humanitarian award, for Christ's sake.
[02:16:33]  Meanwhile, China is just literally just completely, in totalitarian fashion, just abusing the Tibet people.
[02:16:43]  So, once again, I would like to focus some attention on the people of Tibet.
[02:16:48]  Make sure to, you know, focus your attention on all these areas in the globe where there's crimes against humanity.
[02:16:55]  Do not forget, do not turn the shoulder on these people because the fact that Syrians are getting killed by their government, the fact that Tibetan monks are getting killed by the Chinese government, proves that these damn bureaucrats are more than willing to implement extreme violence and intimidation on the people in an attempt to assert totalitarianism.
[02:17:17]  I mean, this is a threat here, and I think that everybody needs to take notice.
[02:17:22]  And we need to protest against these types of violent episodes against humanity regardless of where they are across the globe.
[02:17:33]  So once again, folks, I want to highlight that there is a major crime against humanity happening in Tibet right now.
[02:17:41]  And I strongly urge all of you, do a YouTube search of China and Tibet.

=== Turning to Radio Graffiti (15:23) ===

[02:17:45]  And I'm telling you, you're going to be shocked.
[02:17:48]  You're going to be utterly shocked.
[02:17:51]  Anyway, folks, I don't really feel like doing the rest of the broadcast.
[02:17:55]  We're going to talk a little bit about Valentine's Day, Cougars, and other things, but I don't really feel like it.
[02:18:00]  You know what I mean?
[02:18:02]  I mean, to be frank, I mean, you people pissed me off today.
[02:18:05]  Not only have you pissed me off today, you pissed me off yesterday, too.
[02:18:08]  So I don't really feel like continuing on with the show.
[02:18:12]  I'm going to go ahead and, you know, turn it into radio graffiti at this point in time.
[02:18:17]  And if radio graffiti is kind of stale, I'm just getting out of here.
[02:18:20]  All right?
[02:18:21]  I mean, to be frank, I don't owe you people nothing.
[02:18:23]  All right.
[02:18:24]  You people have besmirched me one too many goddamn times.
[02:18:28]  All right.
[02:18:28]  I mean, I came out the pocket to be on this broadcast, and this is how you people treat me, for Christ's sake.
[02:18:35]  So, you know, without any further ado, I'm just going to go ahead and turn it into radio graffiti.
[02:18:40]  And of course, for all you idiots that don't know what radio graffiti is, it's that part of the broadcast where the spectators become a part of the spectacle.
[02:18:48]  All you have to do is give me a call at 646-652-4869.
[02:18:53]  And when I call on your freaking area code or on your goddamn Skype name, you'll have exactly three to four seconds to say whatever it is that's on your mind for you to say, all right?
[02:19:04]  So let's just go ahead and do this right now.
[02:19:06]  And when I call on your goddamn Skype name or your area code, don't be a freaking Helen Teller deaf mute.
[02:19:12]  Get what you have prepared and get it done, all right?
[02:19:16]  Area code 718, radio graffiti.
[02:19:22]  Area code 918, radio graffiti.
[02:19:25]  Hey, ghost, it's Baptist Growl.
[02:19:27]  The mortgage thing, I have to tell you, Oklahoma has opted out of that.
[02:19:31]  We're the only state that's done that.
[02:19:33]  And I think maybe when you talk about Egypt, maybe you should talk about Supreme Court Ginsburg and what she said.
[02:19:40]  She recommended the South African Constitution instead of ours.
[02:19:44]  Theirs is based on social justice.
[02:19:46]  Ours is based on equal justice.
[02:19:48]  Unless you're a senator and you're doing inside trading, then it's social justice.
[02:19:54]  Yeah, I agree.
[02:19:55]  I agree.
[02:19:55]  And you know what?
[02:19:56]  Good for Oklahoma, you know, abandoning out of this legit.
[02:19:59]  I mean, if you're referring to the $26 billion home mortgage agreement, if they've opted out of that, well, good for them because, you know, give me a break.
[02:20:10]  317, radio graffiti.
[02:20:14]  You rudely hung up on me earlier when I was telling I was going to use my $2,000, but get down on the brows one.
[02:20:20]  Give me some little boy, please.
[02:20:23]  I can't even understand it.
[02:20:24]  508, radio graffiti.
[02:20:25]  White pride worldwide.
[02:20:27]  White pride.
[02:20:28]  I never said that, asshole.
[02:20:30]  815, radio graffiti.
[02:20:32]  Hey, ghost, how are you doing?
[02:20:34]  How's it going?
[02:20:35]  Making tofu right now.
[02:20:38]  Now, Jesus Christ, tofu.
[02:20:39]  Are you kidding me?
[02:20:40]  What are you?
[02:20:41]  Some kind of a fruit?
[02:20:42]  234, radio graffiti.
[02:20:47]  How about turning down the radio asshole?
[02:20:48]  307, radio graffiti.
[02:20:51]  Fuck you.
[02:20:52]  Nigga, fuck you, too.
[02:20:53]  Fuck you.
[02:20:54]  Nigga, fuck you, too.
[02:20:55]  Nigga, SUVJ, why are you?
[02:21:00]  Oh, that's great.
[02:21:01]  That's great.
[02:21:02]  You know, straight out of the hood, huh?
[02:21:04]  Jesus Christ.
[02:21:05]  313, radio graffiti.
[02:21:07]  Caller number 313.
[02:21:08]  We own the word and worship report today.
[02:21:11]  I'm going to help you guys.
[02:21:12]  Let's see.
[02:21:14]  Must listen.
[02:21:15]  Must get dropped.
[02:21:17]  Must allow child to be molested by government.
[02:21:21]  Must have government take X-ray picture of my private.
[02:21:25]  That ought to be mindful to please.
[02:21:28]  Stupid assholes calling all these freaking.
[02:21:30]  I told all you stop calling people in my voice or I'll end this show and never come back.
[02:21:37]  339, radio graffiti.
[02:21:40]  Ghost, why is my screen too big?
[02:21:44]  Yeah, because you're a stupid big-mouthed son of a bitch.
[02:21:47]  574, radio graffiti.
[02:21:50]  Oh, yeah, big week.
[02:21:58]  Jesus Christ.
[02:21:59]  Shady player, radio graffiti.
[02:22:01]  I am proud to say that we have left Iraq with our heads held high.
[02:22:06]  Ah, shut up.
[02:22:07]  What do you have?
[02:22:08]  With our heads held high for real?
[02:22:10]  I mean, it's on the brink of a civil war.
[02:22:12]  Iran is about to go into Iraq and take it over there, you stupid silly bastard.
[02:22:16]  What the hell do you mean we can leave with our heads held high?
[02:22:21]  Son of a bitch.
[02:22:22]  443, radio graffiti.
[02:22:24]  I just don't give a fuck anymore.
[02:22:26]  I've been waiting too damn long.
[02:22:28]  Well, you're going to have to keep waiting, you son of a bitch.
[02:22:31]  607, radio graffiti.
[02:22:34]  Hi, Yoda.
[02:22:35]  I want to congratulate you on being nominated for the Shorty Award.
[02:22:39]  Hey, thanks a lot, man.
[02:22:41]  Hey, and keep voting for Shorty Awards.
[02:22:43]  What are you talking about?
[02:22:44]  ShortyAwards.com/slash ghost politics, baby.
[02:22:48]  Vote for yours truly under the radio category, baby.
[02:22:52]  Do it now.
[02:22:53]  All right?
[02:22:53]  Spread it around like wildfire.
[02:22:57]  Area code 754, radio graffiti.
[02:23:00]  Radio graffiti.
[02:23:04]  Just turn down your goddamn radio.
[02:23:05]  732, radio graffiti.
[02:23:08]  So screw you, Granny.
[02:23:10]  Just spit on your grave, bitch.
[02:23:12]  God damn it, you asshole.
[02:23:14]  204, radio graffiti.
[02:23:16]  I'm in a donut.
[02:23:18]  This is so good.
[02:23:20]  You sound like you're eating a lot more than a donut there, you fat skankosaurus.
[02:23:25]  Cypher 11, radio graffiti.
[02:23:27]  Somebody, they wanted to comment.
[02:23:31]  Do you hear us?
[02:23:32]  ...are hating because you know that I'm probably sporting a three-and-a-half-inch pink, wet willy.
[02:23:38]  Wow.
[02:23:38]  While you're sitting there.
[02:23:39]  Wow. Wow.
[02:23:40]  If...
[02:23:42]  God damn it.
[02:23:43]  I'm telling you, sons of bitches.
[02:23:44]  I'm telling you, you keep prank calling people with my voice.
[02:23:48]  I will end the broadcast, all right?
[02:23:50]  This will be the last month that you hear from ghosts.
[02:23:53]  You keep doing that crap.
[02:23:54]  I kid you not.
[02:23:55]  All right?
[02:23:56]  This will be the last month ghost will ever do a broadcast again.
[02:24:02]  559, radio graffiti.
[02:24:05]  Hey guys, I think Shauna deserves another humanitarian award.
[02:24:09]  Yeah, well, you sound like you deserve another, you know, meat, bad meat in the can, if you want my personal opinion.
[02:24:15]  347, radio graffiti.
[02:24:17]  Prank worldwide.
[02:24:18]  Prank worldwide.
[02:24:21]  I mean, you need to get a better computer, man.
[02:24:24]  You're stinking up the place.
[02:24:25]  Exxon Hawks, Radio Graffiti.
[02:24:45]  Once again, the true capitalist radio penist, Exara Hawks himself.
[02:24:50]  Area code 254.
[02:24:53]  Hey, you shoving up your ass, you asshole.
[02:24:56]  541, radio graffiti.
[02:25:02]  Stupid, shove that Oklahoma sooner shit up your ass.
[02:25:06]  561, radio graffiti.
[02:25:12]  Stupid assholes.
[02:25:13]  530, radio graffiti.
[02:25:16]  Suck a lot.
[02:25:21]  I can't understand you with that damn lispy little goddamn accent you got going on for Christ's sake, you speech impediment to having prick.
[02:25:28]  2-3-1 Radio Graffiti.
[02:25:39]  937 Radio Graffiti.
[02:25:41]  You're not playing that.
[02:25:55]  How about 860, radio graffiti?
[02:25:58]  Oh, my.
[02:26:00]  Yeah.
[02:26:02]  Um, uh, first one.
[02:26:04]  Uh uh uh uh five hundred two radio graffiti.
[02:26:09]  Oh, good and tag my ghost.
[02:26:11]  Do you think not Sam is a duty little mutant?
[02:26:14]  Shut up, you stupid kraut.
[02:26:16]  250 radio graffiti monks and Fuego.
[02:26:22]  Yeah, that's not funny, jerk off.
[02:26:24]  832, radio graffiti.
[02:26:27]  Ghost, it's time for the Russian people to rise up and slight against this communist leader.
[02:26:32]  You're damn right.
[02:26:33]  Come on, Russia.
[02:26:34]  Come on and raise up.
[02:26:37]  606, radio graffiti.
[02:26:41]  Good afternoon, public affairs.
[02:26:43]  This is the office of public affairs at the CIA.
[02:26:45]  What can I help you with?
[02:26:46]  A racist, right?
[02:26:47]  Humphrey!
[02:26:48]  I am a racist.
[02:26:49]  I am a girl.
[02:26:49]  Hold on, sir.
[02:26:50]  I'm just talking about one of your convictions.
[02:26:52]  Best get along.
[02:26:53]  I can help you.
[02:26:54]  What's going on?
[02:26:54]  What's this?
[02:26:55]  Ghost.
[02:26:56]  John Conquest.
[02:26:58]  Hey, John.
[02:26:58]  What's going on?
[02:26:59]  Not much.
[02:27:00]  Not much, brother.
[02:27:01]  What's going on with you?
[02:27:02]  I'm a racist, alright?
[02:27:03]  Humphrey!
[02:27:04]  I am a racist.
[02:27:05]  I am a melting pot of a racist, and I want you to amplify that all over the internet.
[02:27:11]  Okay, that you're a racist.
[02:27:12]  And by God, I am as serious as a heart attack when I say that.
[02:27:16]  Okay.
[02:27:17]  So, okay, so you're a racist.
[02:27:19]  I was saying this, bro.
[02:27:21]  How many goddamn years?
[02:27:23]  Don't you ever forget.
[02:27:24]  Can you go away for Christ's sake?
[02:27:26]  Go chew on a goddamn piece of cheese or something.
[02:27:29]  John, I didn't even understand that.
[02:27:31]  Learn how to speak English, all right?
[02:27:33]  And with Jenny L Punto.
[02:27:35]  John, John, what's your last name?
[02:27:37]  John Conquest.
[02:27:39]  I mean, you see what I'm saying, man?
[02:27:40]  I mean, I'm telling you this right now.
[02:27:42]  I will end the broadcast if you idiots continue to do prank calls with my voice.
[02:27:47]  You understand that?
[02:27:48]  I'm not joking.
[02:27:49]  As a matter of fact, I feel like ending the broadcast here in a couple of minutes.
[02:27:52]  You know, so if I get a couple of more lame radio graffitis, I'm out of here.
[02:27:56]  All right?
[02:27:57]  And that ain't no BS.
[02:27:59]  If you all are lame, I'm out of here.
[02:28:00]  571, radio graffiti.
[02:28:02]  What's for John Conquest 2012?
[02:28:04]  All right, Gusler.
[02:28:06]  Hey, shove it up your ass and stop calling me John Conquest.
[02:28:09]  All right, assholes.
[02:28:10]  508, radio graffiti.
[02:28:13]  Hey, ghost, have you ever seen that show King Queens before?
[02:28:17]  No, I've never seen it.
[02:28:18]  248, radio graffiti.
[02:28:24]  Shut up.
[02:28:25]  269, radio graffiti.
[02:28:27]  Hold on, tight, ghosty.
[02:28:28]  I'm coming in dry.
[02:28:31]  Ah, you sick little twisted bastard.
[02:28:36]  I mean, do you hear these sick twisted fruits?
[02:28:41]  Jesus Christ.
[02:28:42]  479, radio graffiti.
[02:28:45]  Get the inbox for the end.
[02:28:49]  Stupid idiot.
[02:28:50]  336, radio graffiti.
[02:28:53]  Hey, ghost.
[02:28:55]  Hey, what's going on?
[02:28:56]  918, radio graffiti.
[02:28:59]  Sooner sooner, baby.
[02:29:00]  Back up, girl.
[02:29:02]  Come listen to me at Debbie Daly's show tonight.
[02:29:06]  I don't think so.
[02:29:07]  You know, I mean, you know, no.
[02:29:09]  Let's say we didn't.
[02:29:11]  How about 317, radio graffiti?
[02:29:14]  Uh, yeah, this is me.
[02:29:16]  Yeah, it's you.
[02:29:17]  What's up, man?
[02:29:18]  Oh, I'd like to hear you do the silver to gold ratio and the metals report.
[02:29:23]  Hey, you should have heard that earlier.
[02:29:26]  All right.
[02:29:27]  305, radio graffiti.
[02:29:30]  Come on down to the 512 bar, and I'll buy you a Johnny Walker blue label.
[02:29:35]  Jesus Christ.
[02:29:36]  Is this the Puerto Rican?
[02:29:38]  Oh, yeah, I mean, of course it is, man.
[02:29:41]  Jesus Christ, get out of here.
[02:29:43]  All right, get your ass out of here and go go play baseball or something, alright?
[02:29:47]  234, radio graffiti.
[02:29:51]  Here's the song to my favorite handbone.
[02:29:53]  Let's diggle your ass.
[02:29:54]  Wink, wink, boink, send me, wiggle your rolls.
[02:29:56]  Wink, wink, boink, send, each other down your die.
[02:29:58]  Wink, oink, boink, say, shouty loud.
[02:30:00]  What a freaking handbone!
[02:30:02]  Handbone!
[02:30:02]  Ghost, maybe with me, so radio.
[02:30:07]  Jesus Christ.
[02:30:08]  I mean, did you hear what I have to put up with for Christ's sake on a consistent goddamn basis?
[02:30:12]  I mean, do you want to hear this crap?
[02:30:16]  646 Radio Graffiti.
[02:30:29]  610, radio graffiti.
[02:30:33]  Hey, man, happy birthday.
[02:30:35]  It's not my birthday, asshole.
[02:30:37]  443, radio graffiti.
[02:30:39]  I am getting a new asshole ripped by Caton lollipops.
[02:30:45]  Shut up, you stupid dumb idiot.
[02:30:47]  440, radio graffiti.
[02:30:51]  Uh, hi, ghost.
[02:30:51]  I just wanted to apologize for earlier when I kept not paying attention when you called on me.
[02:30:56]  Yeah, well, it's okay, it happens.
[02:30:58]  Uh, 720, radio graffiti, radio graffiti 480, radio graffiti.
[02:31:07]  You say you don't drink coffee, but you also said you use yamukas for coffee filters.
[02:31:12]  So are you lying about being a Jew or shut up, you stupid moron?
[02:31:16]  All right, you figure that shit out on your own.
[02:31:18]  Uh, 716, radio graffiti.
[02:31:21]  Sinku Adokin, magic missile, magic missile, magic missile.
[02:31:27]  Yeah, shut up, you stupid moron.
[02:31:29]  You're giggling at your dumb self.
[02:31:31]  Don't you think there's something wrong with that picture?
[02:31:33]  617!
[02:31:35]  Jesus Christ, can you shut that stupid loud up your ass?
[02:31:41]  812, radio graffiti.
[02:31:45]  Hello, ghost.
[02:31:46]  I'm repping your daddy's grandfather at the button right now.
[02:31:52]  You would be a sick little twisted bastard.
[02:31:54]  508, radio graffiti.
[02:31:56]  Hey, ghost, are you pussyhead?
[02:31:59]  Uh, no, but your mother's is.
[02:32:01]  2-1-4, Radio Graffiti.
[02:32:04]  I understand it.
[02:32:15]  617 Radio Graffiti.
[02:32:27]  Suck my dick!
[02:32:29]  There'll be no clear skies if I call you ghost.
[02:32:36]  Just like the clouds, my eyes will do the same.
[02:32:41]  If you don't suck my dude, every day it will rain, rain, rain.
[02:32:51]  You son of a bitch!

=== Fighting Cyber Vermin Trolls (09:19) ===

[02:33:09]  I mean, I deserve more respect.
[02:33:14]  Jesus Christ!
[02:33:16]  I mean, I'm a capitalist!
[02:33:30]  And I refuse To sit over here and continue to be besmirched by each and every one of you.
[02:33:40]  God!
[02:33:41]  Damn it!
[02:33:45]  Oh, Jesus.
[02:33:48]  I refuse to sit here and to be besmirched by each and every one of you, stupid, sorry, sex of crap.
[02:33:59]  You son of a bitch.
[02:34:02]  And screw you on Twitter.
[02:34:03]  All you people talking garbage to me on Twitter, screw you.
[02:34:07]  Shoot it up, your ass.
[02:34:08]  Shove it up, your ass.
[02:34:10]  Shoot it up!
[02:34:11]  Screw me!
[02:34:23]  Oh, you stupid troll terrorists, cyber vermin, scumbags!
[02:34:28]  Just leave me alone!
[02:34:33]  Son of a bitch!
[02:34:38]  Screw you, man!
[02:34:40]  Screw you!
[02:34:44]  Just leave me alone!
[02:34:53]  That's a crap.
[02:35:01]  All of you on Twitter!
[02:35:02]  Just shut up!
[02:35:05]  Just shut up!
[02:35:07]  All of you!
[02:35:07]  Just shut your stupid stinking old shut up!
[02:35:15]  Just shut up!
[02:35:23]  Damn, all of you!
[02:35:28]  Jesus Christ!
[02:35:32]  Can't believe this crap!
[02:35:33]  I can't believe that, Mike!
[02:35:35]  Do that!
[02:35:37]  Get away!
[02:35:42]  Jesus Christ, I'm sick and tired of this crap, you know that?
[02:35:46]  I'm sick and tired of it.
[02:35:48]  I'm gonna take a couple of more.
[02:35:50]  Just a couple of goddamn more, and back out if it sucks.
[02:35:53]  And if you piss me off, I'm out of here!
[02:36:00]  God damn it!
[02:36:04]  Goddamn all of you!
[02:36:07]  941 radio goddamn graffiti!
[02:36:10]  Jesus Christ, calm down!
[02:36:13]  Sujay Heidika!
[02:36:15]  Shut up, alright?
[02:36:17]  How am I supposed to calm down when I've got nothing but goddamn cyber vermin and freaking troll terrorists coming over here and besmirching my show?
[02:36:25]  How the hell am I supposed to calm down?
[02:36:29]  Why don't you explain that to me?
[02:36:32]  How in the hell am I supposed to calm down?
[02:36:36]  Sorry, sack of crap.
[02:36:42]  Son of a bitch.
[02:36:43]  920, radio graffiti.
[02:36:45]  Hey, Go.
[02:36:46]  So I want to make my two cents as a soldier.
[02:36:50]  What?
[02:36:50]  I just six years ago I enlisted, and just recently, just what the war we're fighting for?
[02:36:59]  I mean, just starting to regret my decision.
[02:37:01]  I mean, why am I fighting anyways?
[02:37:04]  I don't know, man.
[02:37:05]  I'm serious.
[02:37:05]  I have no idea why you're fighting, but you know what?
[02:37:08]  It's the stagnant American people, these ignorant American people that are sitting on their thumbs and allowed these damn soulless cash whores that are supposed to be our public servants allow you to go out there and go to war for Christ's sake.
[02:37:22]  It's the people's fault.
[02:37:26]  God damn it.
[02:37:27]  816 radio graffiti.
[02:37:31]  How do reptiles like ourselves have to shut up?
[02:37:36]  908 radio goddamn graffiti.
[02:37:38]  Hey, Ghostler, can you show your kits on cam?
[02:37:41]  Shut up.
[02:37:42]  Stop calling me ghostler.
[02:37:44]  Shut up.
[02:37:46]  Son of a goddamn freaking 918 radio graffiti.
[02:37:51]  Hey, ghost, don't let these trolls get you, man.
[02:37:54]  I just want to.
[02:37:55]  Hold on.
[02:37:55]  Mom, I don't give a shit if Grandma die.
[02:37:59]  God, I'm not damned.
[02:38:00]  You gotta stop talking to your mom that way, you stupid little stupid fruity, fruity McFagin-sounding fruit.
[02:38:09]  God damn, all of you people are pissing me off.
[02:38:13]  for quick.
[02:38:24]  I'm sick and tired of all of you people.
[02:38:31]  Jesus Christ, I'm sick and tired of you all.
[02:38:42]  Oh, for Christ's sake.
[02:38:50]  Give me the mic.
[02:38:50]  Give me the freaking mic, for Christ's sake.
[02:38:55]  570, radio, goddamn graffiti.
[02:38:59]  Oh, ghost.
[02:38:59]  Oh, ghost.
[02:39:00]  You can yell me on some ghosts.
[02:39:01]  Oh, fuck.
[02:39:02]  Ghost.
[02:39:04]  Shut up.
[02:39:05]  815, radio graffiti.
[02:39:07]  Hey, ghost, I made tofu for two.
[02:39:10]  You want some?
[02:39:11]  No, I don't want any of that stupid fruit bowl crap.
[02:39:14]  Shut up and throw up your clogged up poop shoot.
[02:39:18]  269, radio graffiti.
[02:39:20]  I'm fucking tired of this, ghost.
[02:39:22]  You are giving out my number.
[02:39:25]  Ah, well, too bad.
[02:39:26]  You shouldn't have been a little racist prick.
[02:39:28]  614 radio graffiti.
[02:39:31]  Ghost, when we'll go three hits, come to my bunker.
[02:39:34]  We'll have a three-way with Alex Jones.
[02:39:36]  It'll be totally legit.
[02:39:37]  Oh, my.
[02:39:39]  God damn it, you!
[02:39:52]  God damn it!
[02:39:54]  I'm done.
[02:39:55]  That's it.
[02:39:55]  I'm done.
[02:39:56]  That's enough.
[02:39:57]  That's enough.
[02:39:57]  I'm done.
[02:39:58]  I'm done.
[02:39:59]  Stupid work in me.
[02:40:01]  I'm done.
[02:40:05]  I'm tired of this crap.
[02:40:08]  I don't need this.
[02:40:10]  I don't want this.
[02:40:11]  I don't deserve this.
[02:40:15]  So screw this.
[02:40:17]  I'm not doing this anymore.
[02:40:18]  I'm going up to Sixth Street.
[02:40:20]  It's Milletime, baby.
[02:40:22]  That's what it says.
[02:40:22]  Give me the mic.
[02:40:24]  Give me the mic.
[02:40:26]  It's militime now, baby.
[02:40:28]  I'm not going to sit over here and continue to take ridicule from a bunch of goddamn troll terrorists, cyber vermin, and internet butt stalkers.
[02:40:35]  Do you understand this?
[02:40:36]  I'm not going to sit here and continue to do this.
[02:40:38]  Let me tell you, I came out the pocket this month to make sure that I could be on the broadcast, that I could be online for Christ's sake.
[02:40:47]  And do any one of you care?
[02:40:50]  Do any one of you care that I came out the pocket to make sure that the goddamn broadcast could continue?
[02:40:56]  Did any of you care?
[02:40:58]  No, you don't care.
[02:41:01]  Well, by God, you know what?
[02:41:03]  I'm starting to think that maybe this is it for me.
[02:41:06]  You know, February, I'm starting to believe maybe the last month for the true capitalist radio broadcast.
[02:41:13]  All right, I'm not going to pay anymore for this crap.
[02:41:16]  All right?
[02:41:17]  I'm not paying anymore for this crap to be ridiculed and trolled and to be disrespected and besmirched.
[02:41:23]  I'm not going to sit here and do this anymore, all right?
[02:41:25]  So screw all you people.
[02:41:28]  I'm getting the hell out of here.
[02:41:29]  Get me out of here, engineer.
[02:41:30]  I'm not going to sit here and continue on with this broadcast if this is the kind of garbage that I'm going to have to take on a consistent basis.
[02:41:36]  Get me out of here.
[02:41:38]  McDonald!
[02:41:42]  I don't care how many people are listening.
[02:41:45]  I don't care how many people are on hold.
[02:41:47]  These people are unappreciative pricks.
[02:41:49]  All right?
[02:41:50]  They're getting a free show for free out here.
[02:41:52]  I'm coming out the pocket so I can make sure I can continue broadcasting to these pricks.
[02:41:57]  And this is the kind of thanks that I get.
[02:41:59]  I don't care how many people are listening.
[02:42:01]  They can sit there and wax their carrots until it's chaked.
[02:42:04]  I don't care.
[02:42:05]  Get me out of here, engineer.
[02:42:08]  You've been listening to True Capitalist Radio.
[02:42:10]  The fonts, news, ideas, comments, and opinions of the host of this show are absolutely his.
[02:42:16]  Catch more live episodes Monday through Friday from 3:30 to 6:30 Central.
[02:42:20]  Or check out archive shows at Blog TalkRadio.com.
[02:42:24]  True Capitalist Radio.
[02:42:26]  That's it.

=== True Capitalist Radio Outro (00:26) ===

[02:42:28]  A Napa guy knows the only way you'd give a freshly minted driver a brand new car is if he promises to never drive it.
[02:42:36]  Instead, let him grind the gears and knock over the neighbor's mailbox in something a little more suited to his skill level.
[02:42:44]  And with over 400,000 parts and a little Napa know-how, he can safely drive something that's nearly as old as he is.
[02:42:51]  It's not perfect, but it's perfect for him.
[02:42:54]  That's Napa Know