Ghost celebrates True Capitalist Radio's 200th episode, reviewing a Dow Jones close of 12,720.50 and a silver surge to $32.08 driven by Florida crop damage. He defends Mitt Romney against tax scrutiny while attacking Newt Gingrich as a hypocrite and Rick Santorum for alleged communist lineage. Ghost argues the Megaupload raid was an industry trap, condemns Hasbro's crackdown on the Brony community, and promotes anti-SOPA merchandise. Ultimately, the broadcast champions free-market capitalism, physical asset ownership, and resistance against internet regulation amidst hostile caller interactions. [Automatically generated summary]
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What's going on, folks?
And thank you very much for tuning in with me to a very special edition of True Capitalist Radio.
And of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
And once again, folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
It is the 200th edition, episode 200, for all the folks that are keeping track.
And you know that we're celebrating today, not just because it's the 200th episode of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast, but it's Bowler Friday, baby.
And I hope that all of you folks that are out there listening, especially the Capitalists, made some serious capital today because there was some capital to be made.
All right?
No BS.
All right.
So before we get into anything else, I'd like for everybody to please retweet the broadcast.
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Go to the social networks.
Go to the forums.
Go to the blogs and spread it around like wildfire.
And let everybody know that True Capitalist Radio is in effect and in the house.
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We got Google Plus buttons, Facebook like buttons.
Retweet this button.
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Use and abuse those freaking buttons, baby.
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It's just a freaking click, for Christ's sake, you lazy pricks.
Anyway, folks, it is the 200th episode, and I know that we're going to dedicate the majority of this show to the fact that it's a milestone.
I mean, 200 episodes of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast, and we're going strong.
All right?
I mean, we got tens of thousands of people that listen to this broadcast throughout the world.
And, you know, as soon as we get over the markets and some of the GOP news and some of the SOPA news, we're going to get right into that.
We're going to talk about memories in the corner of my mind and all that good stuff, folks.
So, you know, pep yourself up for that.
I would extend my sincerest pleads to all the troll terrorists and cyber vermin out there.
Stop trolling today, all right?
It's Bowler Friday, all right?
And it's the 200th episode of this broadcast, all right?
So I extend my pleads to all you goddamn troll terrorists, cyber vermin, waste of human life who just call up this broadcast to try to get cracks out of prank calling me and besmirching my show.
Do not, please, ruin today's episode, all right?
This is 200 episodes, baby.
True Capitalist Radio.
It's Bowler Friday.
It's mine.
It belongs to me.
So for all you people that are in here flapping your little fat Dorito stained fingers on the keyboard, talking all kinds of text chat warrior malarkeys saying that you're going to continue to sit here and troll and be cyber vermin.
Well, you know what?
I'm going to keep my eye on all of you.
You understand that?
I'm going to keep my eye on all you pieces of crap.
All right?
But let me tell you, you're not going to get me off Keaster today.
I'm feeling good.
I mean, there's just too much good things today.
There's too many good things happening today for you stupid scumbucks to ruin my day.
I mean, it's Baller Friday, 200th episode.
And moreover, folks, I mean, I made some decent goddamn money in the markets.
I mean, making money, baby, that's what I do.
You know what I'm saying?
Anyway, before we get into anything else, let's just go right into the markets.
And then once we review these markets, I want to take your calls.
But let's get through them, okay?
Because, I mean, let me tell you something, man.
I mean, my diversified portfolio, and of course, the key to have the stock market beat is a diversified portfolio.
You understand?
So, without any further ado, let's just go right ahead and let's get into the market, shall we?
The Dow Jones Industrials was up.
I mean, believe it or not, the whole equities markets as a whole was flat today.
But as we started getting closer and closer to the closing bell, people started buying in before the weekend for some ungodly reason.
So, let's just go over and see what the mess was because of this pussy-whipped investor community that we have out here.
Of course, we have a helper skelter type of an equities market.
But if you have any interest in the Dow Jones, it was definitely a decent day for you.
Dow Jones Industrials up 96.50 points, a percentage increase of 0.76% on the day, closing out the Dow Jones Industrials.
And get this, 12,720.50 points for the Dow Jones Industrials.
I mean, let me tell you something.
We should be at 13,500 right now.
But because these investors have their heads shoved up, and since I am the king of Mexicans, allow me to use some Mexican vernacular in this particular statement.
They have their heads shoved up their kulos, and they fail to recognize that, hey, an essence of capitalism is risk.
An essence of investment is risk jerk dicks.
All right?
Jesus Christ.
Let me continue going.
We got the SP 500 also up 0.88 points, a percentage increase of 0.07%, closing out SP at 1,315.38 points for the SP 500.
Let's go to the NASDAQ composite.
All right, the NASDAQ composite is down.
I mean, modestly down, but still down.
1.63 points, a percentage in, excuse me, a percentage decrease of 0.06%, closing out the NASDAQ at 2,786.70 points for the NASDAQ.
Jesus Christ.
Engineer, can you shut down this chat room?
Implement chat room martial law and these scumbags for Christ's sake.
These people are sitting over here.
I'm pointing it.
Walk your board.
Get out of here!
Get out of here if you're bored.
If you're listening to me on this broadcast and you're bored, get out.
Do you think I want your useless waste of human flesh that are going to find this information boring?
Do you think I want you listening to me?
I don't.
All right?
As a matter of fact, every capitalist that actually listens to this part of the broadcast and everybody that takes the analysis and the financial insight that is broadcasted on this show, these people are going to be true capitalists and you're going to be shining their shoes.
All you people that are sitting here saying that I ain't playing, you're going to be shining their shoes.
You're going to be cleaning their shitbowls.
You're going to be doing all the grotesque jobs and you're going to have to say yes, sir, yes, master, and all that other crap.
All right?
You know it and I know it.
Stupid son of a bitch.
We're implementing chat room martial law.
We're not going to sit over here and allow these stupid milky liquors to flap their fat Cheeto stained fingers on the keyboard talking about how they're bored.
I don't care if you're bored.
If you're bored, get out.
Get out now.
Stupid sack of crap.
Anyway, let's get to the FTSE 100, shall we?
The FTSE 100, of course, is for our European brethren in the UK.
This is their markets.
They're down today, 12.60 points, a percentage decrease of 0.22% on the day, closing out the FTSE 100 at 5,728.55 points for the FTSE 100.
Everybody wants me to do the accent.
Look, unfortunately, we've got a lot of people out there in the UK that get offended whenever I do the accent during the FTSE 100 overview.
I'm serious.
They get really upset.
They're like, oh, that's not how Britain people talk.
You stupid, uneducated Yank.
It's not how they do it.
So stop doing it.
And we're going to protest y'all here in the UK.
You know what I mean?
So, you know, unfortunately, I have to stop doing that.
All right.
Anyway, let's get to the DAX.
The DAX 100, that's our German brethren.
Lost Logist League and Slogan, Volkswagen.
The DAX is down 11.87 points, a percentage decrease of 0.18%, closing out the DAX at 6,404.39 points for the DAX Index.
And believe it or not, we actually have investors that actually invest in the damn Asian markets.
And I was chatting with a lot of folks after the show last broadcast, and there were people that were saying, hey, look, we want to hear what's happening in the Asian markets.
You know, why don't you tell us what's happening in the Nikkei?
Well, we're going to go right in there.
We're going to tell you what the Nikkei 225 is doing.
And it was majorly up today.
Majorly up.
And it's been up ever since those good economic numbers came out of China.
Even though they're slowing in their economic growth, it was definitely better than expected on all global analysts.
So, you know, this is why you're seeing a fuel in this particular equities market.
The Nikkei 225 is up 126.68 points, a percentage increase of 1.47%, closing out the Nikkei at 8,766.36 points for the Nikkei.
And let's just go ahead and get right to commodities for Christ's sake.
You know, because let me tell you something.
All right.
I mean, I made a prognostication, and let me tell you something right now.
I keep saying this.
I don't mean to be tooting my own horn here, but beep, beep.
All right.
Let's get to the commodity.
Let's get through energy first.
The reason that we're seeing a sell-off in energy is because, let's be honest, folks, we have an exuberant amount of surplus as it relates to The supply side of petroleum.
We saw in the economic numbers that came out a couple of weeks ago that the United States is actually curbing their consumption of gasoline.
Oil And Gas Market Bottom00:15:22
They're curving their consumption of oil.
And this in turn is not, I mean, it's allowing for surplus.
It's allowing for goddamn surplus to happen.
And all the anticipation and all the hype that was behind the recent spike in the oil commodities was fueled based upon the saber rattling that's happening in Iran.
The fact that Iran is trying to stop any kind of oil rig shipments from the Strait of Hormuz.
The fact that Iran is threatening the United States to not put any aircraft carriers in the Persian Gulf, so on and so forth.
So because of this, this is what fueled the spike in the energy sector.
But we're starting to see it majorly sell off today.
Majorly sell off.
So let me go ahead and lift chat room martial law here.
Let's see if these people can act civilized.
If not, we're implementing it back.
All right?
Go ahead and take it off, engineer.
All right, what do we got here?
We've got Brent Crude Futures.
And of course, for you ass clowns that don't know what Brent crude is, it's the oil that's shipped off to Europe and Asia, you ass clowns.
Engineer, can you kick some of these people out?
Kick some of these people out, engineer.
Don't let these people sit here and do this crap.
Kick them out.
Kick them all out if they need to.
Kick them all out.
Anybody who's sitting here saying bored, kick them all out.
Kick them all out and make sure they can't come back.
Make sure they've got to sit there and listen somewhere else.
We don't want them in here.
Get them out of here, engineer.
Son of a bitch.
I'm not joking.
Kick them all out, engineer.
All right?
I'm sorry, folks, that we're sitting over here having to deal with this malarkey here, but we've got a bunch of immature idiots that are acting as if they just got their AOL little CD in the mail and they popped it in and figured out how to text chat and they're spamming a bunch of nonsense like it's accomplishing something.
This is what we have out here for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ, kick them all out, engineer.
I'm not joking.
Kick them all out.
I'm not going to sit over here and allow these people to sit over here and besmirch my show like that.
Kick them out.
Anybody who's saying they're bored, anybody who's spamming, kick them all out.
Stupid son of a bitch.
Kick them all out.
I'm not joking.
This is my 200th episode here.
I don't want to have any of these milky liquors thinking that they're going to just sit here and just spam chat and think they're going to accomplish something.
Kick them all out.
Kick them out.
Stupid sons of bitches think you're accomplishing some crap.
You ain't accomplishing a goddamn thing.
And you know what?
Implement chat room marshal.
Screw these.
Implement chatroom martial law.
Get them out.
We're going to start kicking people out.
We've got the damn chat logs.
Kick them all out, engineer.
Kick everyone, everybody out that said some malarkey.
Kick them all out.
Son of a bitch.
Anyway, let me continue going.
Before I was rudely interrupted, the Brent Crude Futures, it's the crude oil that shipped off to Europe and Asia, ass clowns.
It's down $1.38.
A percentage decrease of 1.24%, closing out Brent crude at $110.17 per barrel of Brent crude.
Gasoline futures are down $8.
Heating oil futures also down today, $3.54.
A percentage decrease of 1.17% decrease for heating oil.
Natural gas futures are up a penny.
That's a percentage increase of 0.82%.
And let me tell you, I've been looking at a chart of natural gas, and it looks bad.
I mean, it is a bad chart.
I mean, just completely gone down.
But I'm starting to think maybe there's a bottom in this particular volatile market here.
And the reason I'm saying this is because the reason we're seeing a down market is the winner wasn't as highly impactful as one might have anticipated.
So the use for natural gas was down.
Moreover, I think that this is a long-term play.
This is not a short-term play.
This is somebody, if you're somebody that has so many, some odd dollars and you want a secure long-term play, I think that natural gas is a decent play.
I mean, look, I understand that the infrastructure is not built yet.
I understand that natural gas still needs to be highly integrated into homes, into vehicles, into other types of applications.
But in my personal opinion, I think that natural gas at this point in time is a decent long-term investment to entertain at this point in time.
I mean, it is bottomed out.
If you take a look at the chart, it looks horrible.
But when everybody's leaving, I mean, that's when you want to buy.
You want to buy low, sell high.
And I think that in the long term, that not only are we going to be able to sell natural gas here in America, but we're also going to figure out how we're going to be able to transport it.
You know, we're going to build pipelines.
We're going to be doing these types of things so that we can sell it and export it out of the country.
And, you know, I'm starting to understand why the natural gas is so volatile at this point in time, but I think it's a good long-term play, you know, for anybody who's thinking about diversifying their portfolio and adding some kind of energy component to their portfolio.
Anyway, buy low, sell high.
That's what it's all about.
Anyway, let me continue going for Christ's sake.
Once again, natural gas at this point in time, just based upon looking at the chart, it looks like a good long-term play in my view.
WTI sweet crude is down majorly today, which is good and bad.
It's bad for the investors that anticipated a little bit higher growth than $101 or $102 a barrel that we reached, I believe, this week or last week.
But it's good for the consumer because that means that we are going to have a decrease in the amount of money that people are going to pay at the gas pump for gasoline.
Moreover, we're going to pay less for products at the supermarket and on the shopping mall shelves because, well, it ain't going to cost that much to transport those goods to the shelves.
You know what I'm saying?
I mean, they have to get from point A to point B.
They use some mode of transportation to get those goods from point A to point B.
And those modes of transportation typically use petroleum.
And if those petroleum prices are high, they're going to relay those costs right to the consumer.
And that's why whenever you see high increases in the WTI sweet crude price, that's why you see not just high increases in the gasoline price, but also see increases in stuff on the freaking shopping shelves.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, let me continue going for Christ's sake.
Let's get to agriculture, shall we?
We've got canola down today, $6.10, a percentage decrease of 1.16%.
People taking profits on cocoa, we saw a major spike yesterday, even though I didn't broadcast yesterday, but people taking profits today down $61, a percentage decrease of 2.63%.
But let me tell you, even though this is a volatile market, the reason it's volatile is because everybody's anticipating the big consumption of chocolate that's coming up here in February.
And I'm talking about Valentine's Day and Mother's Day and all these other days where chocolate is such an integral component of celebration.
And if you look at the chart of Cocoa, we reached an all-time high in the month of February 2011.
And I'm not saying that we're going to meet those same highs, but, you know, obviously you're going to see a spike because people are going to be consuming more chocolate, and as a result, you're going to see less of the commodity available.
So, you know, supply and demand throws itself into effect, and we should see this reflected in the futures here.
All right?
Anyway, let me continue going.
We got coffee down $1.25, a percentage decrease of 0.55%.
Didn't I read this correctly that coffee is somehow tied to diabetes or something like that?
I mean, horrible.
Horrible.
Are you kidding me?
I mean, you know, it's tied to diabetes today.
I guess that's why it was down today.
I have no freaking idea.
But I don't drink coffee, so I don't give a damn.
I don't drink coffee, all right?
And the reason I don't drink coffee is because I'm naturally energized, baby.
You know what naturally energizes me?
The love of the money.
And generating and making capital.
That's what it makes.
That's what it's all about.
Yeah, I read some article.
I didn't read it.
I'll be honest.
I don't read these types of articles.
I just kind of skimmed through them.
I usually read the political, economic, business, world affairs articles very intricately as opposed to the crap articles that all these news outlets try to shove down your throats.
You know?
But I don't like coffee anyway.
I'm sick of coffee.
I'm sick of people making an excuse for being assholes in the morning because, hey, dude, just don't talk to me unless I have my coffee, dude.
Yeah, just don't do it.
Just shut up, all right?
Shut up.
And let me tell you something.
I've said this, and luckily nobody has said this to me out here, all right?
Nobody has said this out there.
But if somebody says that to me in real life again, I'm going to straight kick them in the balls, all right?
Jackass style.
You know what I mean?
Straight up, man.
Just boom.
Yeah.
You feel better now?
Huh?
Stupid moron.
Anyway, let me continue going on here for Christ's sake.
Where are we at, engineer?
All right, well, we're at corn now.
Corn is up $5.50.
That's a percentage increase of 0.91%.
Cotton is up 43 cents.
That's a percentage increase of 0.44%.
And goddamn, what did I say two weeks ago?
Two or three weeks ago?
What did I say?
We started covering orange juice.
You know what I mean?
We started covering orange juice.
It wasn't something that we covered in the commodities sector, but the reason I covered it is because I was telling people, hey, there is a spike here.
I mean, there is major capital to be made here.
And you take a look at the chart.
Just take a look at a goddamn chart.
We're up 20% or 20-something percent just since I suggested entertaining any kind of play on orange juice because not only do we have that Arctic front that could have potentially damaged a lot of the Florida orange crop,
but folks, have you read about this fungicide situation that has happened that has halted the production of some of these major orange juice producers like Minute Maid and Tropicana?
Yeah, believe it or not, there's some kind of sick fungicide that has infected some of the damn orange juice supply in America here.
And the reason is, is because we allow the oranges from other countries to be integrated in regular American, supposed American-made orange juice.
And unfortunately, this has basically halted production and not necessarily stopped production, but halted it because American companies like Pepsi and Coke, which make Minutemade and Tropicana, they are no longer accepting oranges from other countries.
And as a result, they're going to have to exclusively get them from this country or other countries that the FDA approves that are fungicide free.
All right.
Moreover, out here in Texas, we have our first case of some kind of freaked-out orange crop-eating disease that miraculously appeared here in one of these damn orange grow locations in Texas, which, believe it or not, is a rapid growing orange-eating fungus that literally just spreads like wildfire.
They're trying to literally chop it off and make sure it doesn't spread to other oranges.
But literally, it's like orange AIDS.
Not HIV, full-blown AIDS for oranges.
And believe it or not, if this spreads, this could also literally curb the remaining crop that's left over after all the crap that's happening in the OJ industry.
So let me get right to the damn orange juice futures because we talked a little bit about, was it the day before, orange juice was up about, what, 7%, 8%?
Yesterday, they were also up another 7%, 8%.
Today, they're up $10.
That's a percentage increase of 4.98%, for Christ's sake.
4.98%.
And look, we're going to continue to see this increase, folks, because this fungicide situation, this orange AIDS that's infecting the crop out here in Texas, all this stuff is serious business, and it's going to reduce the amount of supply.
It's going to reduce the amount of supply, for Christ's sake.
Fungicide.
That's what it's called, jerk dicks.
Why don't you read about it?
It's all over the goddamn health, the health news outlets, for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, once again, I hope that everybody who listened to me back two or three weeks ago when I was saying, look, it's about time for people to start entertaining for a short-term play, orange juice futures, because not only, I mean, I was anticipating the spike because of the Arctic front that came into Florida and damaged some of the crops out there.
Now, I mean, it's gone full-blown, you know, who the hell knows what's going to happen to OJ type of volatile situation in the futures market because of these goddamn fungicide and the freaking orange AIDS in Texas, for Christ's sake.
I wouldn't be surprised if Lamar Smith had something to do with that.
Anyway, let me continue going.
I don't mean to be tooting my own horn here, but beep beep on freaking OJ, all right?
Wheat futures are up $9.
That's a percentage increase of 1.37%.
Sugar is up 28 cents.
That's a percentage increase of 1.14%.
Soybean futures are down.
They're down $10.
That's a percentage decrease of 0.84%.
Lumber is down 60 cents.
That's a percentage decrease of 0.25%.
Oat futures are up $1.75.
We've got soybean oil futures down $0.63.
And the wool futures are up today.
It looks like the bull-nosed bulldykes went to go check out the freshly cut pieces of wool because wool is up $10, a percentage increase of 0.76% on the day.
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Let's get to the metals, shall we?
The metals.
Let's get to the goddamn metals.
Anyway, copper is down today, folks, because we didn't have too great of a session in the equities market, even though it looked good in the Dow Jones Industrials.
And the reason it looked good in the Dow Jones Industrials is because, not to be tooting my own horn here again, but I said this on the beginning of the year broadcast of 2012, that if you wanted a good stock tip to invest into, I was telling everybody to look at the financials.
And if you take a look at the financials since I said that at the beginning of the year, they are up dramatically.
I mean, Bank of America itself at the time that I said financial, but I didn't say Bank of America because I'm not out here giving stock tips.
But if you would have just looked at anybody, you know, Bank of America, Goldman Sachs, you know, anybody, you know, they are completely up.
They are up.
Wells Fargo, up.
I mean, the reason I said that was because the bottom line is they were the biggest ones beaten up in 2011.
We talk about this at the beginning of the year, folks.
If you don't believe me, go back in the archive, blogtalkradio.com/slash ghost.
And the reason I'm bringing this up is because that's the only thing that brought up the Dow Jones Industrials today.
All the other equities markets were pretty much flat.
All right, I'm serious.
The financials.
Anyway, the copper futures are down because the increases in today's equities markets had nothing to do with durable goods, manufacturing, so on and so forth.
And durable goods and manufacturing is an integral component to the success of copper futures.
And whenever you see increases in durable goods and manufactured, you're going to see an increase in copper.
And today it's down $5.40.
A percentage decrease of 1.42% on the day for copper.
But goddamn, Jesus Christ.
Hold on.
Let me get through gold because I want to get to silver because I told all of you.
I told all of you about silver, baby.
I told all of you.
But let me just calm down for a second.
Let me just calm down for one second.
And let me get to gold first because gold is up $12.20.
A percentage increase of 0.74% on the day.
Closing out gold at $1,666.70 per Troy ounce of gold.
But goddamn, what did I tell you about silver?
What did I tell everybody about silver?
I told everybody, even going back into the December and November months of 2011, I was telling everybody that it is time for you to start entertaining investments in silver.
And I am insanely bullish.
I've been saying this, insanely bullish on silver for the next six to nine months, possibly could extend to 12 months.
All right?
Possibly extend to 12 months.
But goddamn, did you say, Jesus Christ?
I mean, I don't mean to be tooting my own horn here, but beep, beep.
I mean, when I was telling people to buy silver, it was $27 and change.
All right?
Now, you take a look at today's price.
Did you see how much it increased today?
I mean, good God.
Jesus Christ.
I mean, I'm just, I mean, God damn it.
Feels great to be right.
Anyway, silver is up.
$1.57 today.
All right?
A percentage increase of, get this, folks, get this.
5.17% on the day.
I mean, even if you invested in silver yesterday, and even if you just invested in it yesterday, for Christ's sake, you're up 5.17% on your goddamn money, baby.
Woo!
And you know that I am making some serious capital, man.
I mean, I just informed y'all the last show that I just dropped on a 100-ounce bar of pure 0.999 silver, for Christ's sake, for three in change.
I mean, let me tell you something right now.
I mean, just that bar alone I made profit.
I mean, I'm investing in coinage.
I mean, I'm investing in scrap silver, scrap gold.
I mean, whatever it takes, you've got to have these kinds of physical assets in your person.
Now, don't get me wrong.
Having these physical assets in your person does kind of make it a little precarious.
But that's why, you know, in Texas, we have gun laws, lenient gun laws that allows individuals to, you know, have semi-automatic weapons in their home.
So just in case some asshole decides to come in here and try to, you know, dip their fingers into your private stash, you need to send them on a 187 ways to heaven and do the world a favor and get these stupid, disgusting burglar, robber assholes out of here because it sure as hell ain't doing any good sending these morons to prison.
Legally.
That's what I'm saying.
Legally.
I'm not saying become Charles Bronson here.
All right?
I'm not saying become Charles Bronson, but if you're going to be collecting bars, if you're going to be having a safe, if you're going to be collecting coinage, somebody's going to find out about it.
Somebody's going to find out about it.
And when they find out about it, they're going to try to case your joint.
That's why you always have to have a gap, man.
You always have to have a GATT.
I mean, I never leave the house without packing a gun.
You understand?
Never.
And you have to legally carry a gun, too.
I mean, you can't just get some gun off the streets with the serial numbers wiped off and expect to use that for protection.
You blow somebody away with one of those sons of bitches.
You're going to go down for not only that murder, but whatever other murder is on that freaking gun, for Christ's sake.
Do it legally.
All right?
Do it legally.
Go out there.
And if somebody tries to infringe upon your personal property or your freedom, you are within your legal, ethical, and moral right to dispense justice with extreme prejudice.
All right?
And that's all there is to it.
But once again, I don't mean to be tooting my own horn here, but beep, beep, beep, beep.
What was silver again?
Oh, yeah, up 5.17% on today.
Just today alone, silver closes out at $32.08 per Troy ounce of silver.
Legal Justice For Capitalists00:04:54
And let me tell you, it's going to continue going up.
I told everybody that last spring, we saw all-time highs for silver at over $50 a Troy ounce.
And I'm telling you, that price point is going to be met again, and it's going to be a metric on whether or not the investment community is going to retract from that price point or they're just going to go full throttle and go over that price point.
And when that price point comes around, I would strongly advise people to look at their investments in silver market and figure out whether or not you should abandon ship and cash out take profits or hold on and see if there's any more waves of profits to go through.
All right, I mean, let me tell you something right now.
It's still not too late to invest in silver in my view.
I mean, it's still not too late.
Now, once again, you missed out on a lot of profits.
All right, you missed out on a lot of profits.
But once again, I'm bullish personally on silver six to nine months, possibly 12 months.
So anyway, let me continue going for Christ's sake.
I want to take your calls.
It's the 200th edition of the True Capitalist Radio Broadcast, for Christ's sake.
Anyway, livestock, we got live cattle futures unchanged today.
Cattle feeder futures up 25 cents.
And for all you fat, jelly ass that like to shove a couple of Down your goddamn gullet, well, lean hog futures are up seven cents, a percentage increase of 0.09%.
And that, my friends, is the markets for your ass.
Woo!
I'm feeling good.
It's Baller Friday, baby.
And on top of which, the 200th episode of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast, I've already got a beer poured out into my crystal glass here, folks.
All right, it's a beautiful crystal schooner, of course, made by Bodum when they actually made decent glass.
And now, I don't know what the hell they're making now.
But anyway, I want to say cheers.
I'm hype.
It's time to celebrate.
I just can't believe 200 episodes of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
I can't believe it.
I can't believe it, especially on a Baller Friday, baby.
Cheers to all the true capitalists that are listening and that make this broadcast a reality.
All right?
You're the reason why I continue to come up and do this broadcast.
Everybody who listens, everybody who spreads the word, everybody who retweets the broadcast, everybody who posts videos, even you stupid, dumb troll terrorist jerk dicks.
Everybody who spreads the word about this broadcast, I'm doing it for you.
And that's why cheers to everybody out there who appreciates the broadcast in whatever fashion you appreciate it in.
Whether you appreciate the information, whether you appreciate the financial insight, whether you appreciate the troll terrorists that come in here and terrorize my goddamn life.
Whatever it is, whatever brings you here.
Whether you like me, whether you hate me, or whether you don't give two shits about me.
It doesn't matter.
You're here.
Cheers.
And I'm drinking to you.
And today I'm drinking, believe it or not, some Mexican beer because I am the king of Mexicans.
All right, so we're drinking some Mexican beer.
We are drinking Negra Modello.
Yeah.
Negra Modelo.
That's right.
I'm not joking.
Negra Modello, baby.
All right, I mean, this is 7.5% volume, alcohol volume, whatever the hell it's called.
I don't care.
I've been drinking a little bit, as you can tell.
Please excuse me.
I've been making lots of money.
All right?
I've been making lots of money here.
So you've got to forgive me here if I take a couple of steps back and start having a few before the day closes up.
Shop.
You know what I'm saying?
Anyway, cheers to everybody.
Let me take a chug of this beer.
I'm going to get a little bit inebriated.
And it's my 200th show.
All right.
It's my 200th show.
I can get drunk if I want to.
That's for all you damn troll terrorist jerk dicks that are out there that talk all kinds of garbage to me.
And moreover, you goddamn fruit balls are out there spreading all these slanderous lies and these freaking videos about me.
I don't appreciate it.
Son of a bitch.
And I am not an alcoholic.
I am not a drunk.
I am a connoisseur.
I've told people this time and time again.
Drunks and alcoholics are jerk dicks that drink the same damn Kentucky fried chicken piss every single day of their drunken-filled lives.
Herman Sugar Cane Attacks00:16:21
All right?
Whenever I want to get a drunken stupor going on, I choose all kinds of different libations.
The best libations money can buy for Christ's sake.
You know what I mean?
I mean, you know how it is.
Every now and then you want to get a decent drunken stupor going on out here.
You don't want to drink the same old crap.
You want to drink a variety.
You want to just see all what's out there to have to offer.
You know what I mean?
Son of a bitch.
It's 200th episode.
Excuse me if I sound a little inebriated, but I'm enjoying life, baby, all right?
Because drinking is what I like to do.
Yeah.
Anyway, let's get to the first subject matter of the broadcast.
Did anybody see that GOP debate in South Carolina last night?
I mean, good God.
I mean, you're talking about every man for themselves going to the juggular.
I mean, you're talking about cheek shots.
You're talking about, you know, it was a great debate.
I mean, if y'all missed last night's debate, please, I'm not trying to promote the Communist News Network CNN, but you have to listen to it.
You've got to, I mean, it was a great debate.
Everybody was going at everybody's jugular, for Christ's sake.
Rick Santorum was out there going after the juggular of not only Mitt Romney, but one Newt Gingrich.
And, of course, you know, Newt Gingrich and Romney, they were holding their own out there.
You know, they were holding their own.
Unfortunately, Newt Gingrich, I don't know if you folks are aware of this.
They led in with the first question of the debate on this allegation that his second wife is alleging that he came to her asking her for an open marriage.
And believe it or not, as the debates began, they asked Gingrich this question as the first question of the debate.
And, of course, you know, he tried to, you know, bureaucratically just kind of weasel his way through it for Christ's sake.
I mean, you know what?
I don't like about this whole ridiculous Newt Gingrich wife situation, you know, this philanderous open marriage situation that his second wife is alleging.
Why exactly does Newt Gingrich get some kind of pedestal to stand upon as it relates to these types of sexual disgusting allegations?
But when my man, Herman Sugar Cain, was out there and he had these disgusting bimbos breaking court documented orders and coming out public relating to goddamn settlements that were supposed to remain sealed and private, all right?
I don't understand why nobody came to the defense of Herman Sugar Cane except me, huh?
I mean, all of a sudden, we've got to hold Prince Valiant Head Newt Gingrich on a higher pedestal.
I think that the inquiry on his second wife, his first wife, his third wife are completely valid.
And for Newt Gingrich to be some splitting-hair bureaucrat to sit here and say, oh, it's not something for debate.
It's not something to talk about.
Well, hey, it wouldn't have been something to talk about if you would have backed up somebody who backed up your stupid pasty white-thide ass and Herman Sugar Cane.
All right?
And as a matter of fact, Herman Sugar Cane came out yesterday.
I don't know if you folks saw this.
He came out and endorsed a candidate.
Now, as this endorsement press conference was being made, all you assholes that were out there on Twitter were like, oh, look, Herman Kane's about to endorse somebody, and he says it's going to be one of those endorsements that are unconventional.
He's going to endorse Ron Paul.
He's going to endorse Ron Paul.
No, he didn't, you stupid morons, all right?
He didn't.
And all you idiots that thought he was going to endorse Prince Valiant Head Gingrich were wrong again.
Because who did Herman Sugarcane endorse for president?
He endorse the American people for president because the government is ours.
It belongs to us.
It's a government made for the people and by the people.
But if the people fall asleep at the wheel, well, we are witnessing the very consequence of those actions.
And on a side note, since we're talking about my man Herman Sugarcane out here, Stephen Colbert is out there in South Carolina, believe it or not, putting on some kind of mock presidential bid.
And people were taking it so serious that people believed that Colbert was actually running for president.
He had to actually come out publicly and say, hey, I'm not running for president, guys.
But Colbert still today went out and made this big speech, attracted over 3,000 people in South Carolina for this speech.
And guess who was right there beside him, huh?
Herman Sugarcane, David.
Woo!
And you know what Stephen Colbert said?
Colbert said that a vote for Kane is a vote for Colbert.
He actually said it.
You can look it up for yourself.
It's about time that people are actually starting to recognize that Herman Sugarcane was a viable candidate that actually had economic revolutionary ideas, that was a man of the people that had no kind of goddamn connection to the bureaucratic system of government.
And the only reason that Herman Cain got taken down was because of the goddamn scumbag liberal media that literally opened up this can of worms of all these disgusting bimbos, even though they're not doing it for Gingrich, well, in my personal opinion.
But anyway, at the same time, he had his own GOP, his own party, backstab him, all right?
And this is racism.
That's what it is, all right?
What happened to Herman Sugarcane was racism.
And I can't believe the GOP can sit over there and continue to look at themselves in the mirror when they allowed a modern-day media lynching of a great American story like Herman Sugarcane.
I think that's a disgrace and it makes me sick.
You people are racist that were out there not coming to defense of this man.
You people are racist that we're out there highlighting these stupid, disgusting bimbos' story.
You people are racist.
And you're goddamn right I'm an expert on racism because I'm a melting pot of friendship, all right?
I'm a melting pot of friendship.
I don't care what nationality or what kind of race or culture you're from.
All right?
I'm open to everybody being my friend, all right?
I happen to have a whole bunch of friends that happen to be black, all right?
Jesus Christ, I mean a whole bunch of friends that happened to be Hispandex.
So, you know, for you people to be sitting over here saying that, oh, I'm a racist.
Racist.
It's a false indictment, and you know it.
I mean, I've got a bunch of friends, man, that happen to be WAP and Kraut and Camel Jockey.
For you people to be sitting over here and making these false indictments that I'm some kind of a grand dragon racist and a goddamn lie, and I don't appreciate it one bit.
I don't care what race or what culture you are, all right?
I don't care what you are.
All you have to do is be a capitalist as far as I'm concerned.
I don't care what you are.
If you're a capitalist, if you're somebody that has a job, you pay your taxes, and you don't collect one red cent from the American entitlement system, well, then by God, you are my friend, and I will fight with you and die with you on the front lines against this socialist, quasi-communist takeover of our country.
And that's all there is to it.
Give me capitalism or give me death.
Anyway, folks, I didn't mean to get off on that tirade about my man Herman Sugar Cane over here.
But we want to talk a little bit about the GOP debates.
I mean, it was a great debate last night.
I mean, you know what I mean?
And one thing I also want to talk about before I take calls here was the fact that Rick Santorum was the only person that had anything to say about SOPA.
You know, I don't know if you folks heard the question: Are you for or against SOPA?
Everybody basically bowed down and cowered and said, Well, no, I'm not against SOPA.
I'm not for SOPA.
I mean, Romney said it, Gingrich said it, and same with Ron Paul.
Ron Paul's been saying it, that they are against SOPA, all right?
But then you had Rick Santorum, you know, with his stupid dumb sweater vest having ass coming in here and saying, well, I don't know what these people are talking about.
I mean, you know, there needs to be some kind of internet regulation out here.
I mean, the internet was not meant for you to do whatever you want.
I mean, the internet does not give you the right to do whatever you want.
And that's what he said.
That's what Rick Santorum said.
So, you know, Rick Santorum is bought and paid for by the same assholes who put forth this legislation, SOPA, and its evil twin sister, PIPA.
So we've got to make sure that we spread the word that Rick Santorum is anti-internet freedom and he's a piece of trash.
And it doesn't make, it does make sense to me.
I mean, I don't know if you folks read my tweet on this guy a couple of weeks ago.
If you read about his family lineage, which traces back to Italy, his grandfather, his uncles, his granduncles, his whole extended family back in Italy were commies.
They were devout communists, for Christ's sake.
You know, he talks about how his daddy, you know, came to the new country out here in America and made a new way of life out here.
He forgot to say that the whole Santorum clan are a bunch of goddamn commies that were fighting against Mussolini at the time.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, he's forgot about that.
Goddamn commie.
Hey, don't sit over here and say it's red scare.
All right, look, if you had a father, you would understand what I'm saying.
But fathers have a big influence on sons.
You people that are in here flapping your fat Cheeto stained fingers saying that I'm just red scaring out here, you're probably raised by some dirty dishrag whore mother that dumped you off on an illegal alien child care provider or her mother or her friend or somebody while she was out there, you know, getting the horizontal mambo from ethnic minorities at Happy Hour for Christ's sake.
All right, so you don't understand how influential parents are, stupid morons.
But Rick Santorum had his daddy.
He had his mommy, and he talks about family values.
He talks a lot about family this, family that.
Well, if he's that close-knit, that in tight with family, you mean to tell me that all those communist views, those staunch communist ideas that these people in the Santorum clan literally fought and died for out there, I mean, they were persecuted by Mussolini.
That's why they left Italy.
All right?
You mean to tell me that Rick Santorum is going to be like, oh, well, you know, since everybody in my family is a communist, I'm going to be an anti-communist.
Bull crap.
All right?
Bull crap.
I'm not saying that Santorum is a communist.
I'm not saying he is, but I'm just saying that maybe a lot of the things that he's thinking and a lot of the ideas that he thinks government has a role for stems from his ideas that were put forth by his family lineage.
All right?
It's that simple.
Anyway, I want to hear from you.
646-652-4869 is the number to call here.
We had a great debate last night in the GOP.
I mean, everybody was going at the jugular, and everybody had a, I mean, everybody was flawless.
I mean, I know that the media is trying to harp on Romney because, you know, he stumbled about whether or not he's going to release his tax returns and his tax forms and stuff.
But who cares?
You know, I mean, I cannot believe that we've got Republicans harping on another Republican to release their tax return.
I mean, this is a Barack Obama attack.
And that's what Mitt Romney was trying to get across last night: that, hey, look, I'm not going to sit here and release the tax returns now to make it an issue on the GOP primary campaign trail.
I'm going to release them once I'm president so that when Obama tries to make the attack, we can address them at that given time.
You know, I mean, it's as simple as that because remember, Mitt Romney's successful, you morons.
He's a successful man.
And one of the things that he said last night, which I appreciate, is the fact that he is not sorry for being successful.
And neither am I, and neither should anybody else who is successful in this country.
You should not feel sorry, or you should not feel any remorse, or you should not feel any kind of pity for yourself because you are successful.
On the contrary, this country should be appreciating success.
We should be championing success, but we're not.
I mean, just take a look at our goddamn entitlement system.
The loser, the biggest loser that you are.
If you're a drug addict, if you're a dishrag whore mother who shits out eight kids from eight different fathers, you know, if you're a disgusting derelict, if you're an alcoholic, I mean, the bigger loser you are, the more money you get from this government.
The more money you get from this government.
So it's stupid.
Anyway, let's see what people have to say about the GOP debate last night in South Carolina.
6466524869.
We got to hear your code 559.
What's up?
You're on the horn.
Hey, ghosts.
I can't talk right now.
I'm going to play Mexican Massacre.
That was lame, for Christ.
I'm playing Mexican Massacre.
Are you kidding me?
Seriously, that's supposed to get lules for Christ's sake.
I mean, you could have called up and said, I'm not going to give you idiots' ideas.
Why don't you come up with your own material, you stupid, dumb loser, no personality, having trolled dicks?
941, what's up?
You're on the horn.
Hey, yo, what's up, ghost?
Happy 200th episode.
Thanks a lot, man.
I appreciate it.
If you would allow me, I just kind of want to touch up on something that you may or may not be interested in.
I know you were kind of talking about guns earlier, and there was kind of this thing recently where Korea is actually selling us about like 100,000 M1 grands or something like that.
And the granted, these are, you know, World War II rifles, and the Obama administration was trying to block them, saying they could be used in drive-bys and stuff.
What do you think about that?
Well, you know what, man, I'm not familiar with what you're speaking of at that as far as gun running from Korea, but I wouldn't doubt it, given the fact that the Fast and the Furious operation out of the ATF in Arizona became a reality, and Eric Holder, the top cop attorney general, is sitting over here denying that he had any direct affiliation, even though there's memos saying otherwise.
So let me tell you, I have no idea of what you're talking about specifically, but I'll tell you this.
Cyber Intervention On Guns00:15:33
It doesn't surprise me that we're buying guns from Korea, buying guns from drug lords.
I'm serious.
It does not surprise me, one bit.
It doesn't surprise me.
But I'm not familiar with the Korean gun running trade.
I'm sorry.
I'm not familiar with that.
Hey, we're not talking about that.
We're talking about GOP here, all right?
South Carolina.
405, you're on the horn.
Hey, Ghost.
What's going on, man?
Hey, I was wondering, how come every time you get mad, who takes your mic?
What do you mean, who takes my mic?
What the hell are you talking about?
Well, you always say, like, give me back my mic.
So who's taking it?
Well, because I throw it around, you asshole, all right?
I'm throwing it around all over the place.
I get all kinds of crap and got all this crap here, as you can see.
I get all kinds of look at this crap.
Look at this crap.
So I just throw the damn mic or I just throw everything around.
I get pissed, all right?
I get upset.
I get a little angry, all right?
Excuse me.
Jesus Christ.
But have you listened to a show?
Have you listened to the kind of malarkey that I have to take from these goddamn troll terrorists and cyber vermin?
Jesus Christ, who takes my mic?
Shove it up your ass, you dumb fruit.
215, you're on the horn.
Ghost, after 200 episodes, the only thing that you've ever sparked was in your granny's brain, and she's dead.
Yeah, well, you know, it's getting kind of old now, all right?
That's getting kind of old.
You can only beat a dead horse for so long, all right?
Jesus Christ.
And this is my 200th episode.
Can you idiots be original?
208, what's up?
Hey, Ghost.
First off, I just want to wish you a happy 200th episode.
Yeah, thanks, man.
I also have a question.
Now, I was reading ahead in your little video description thing.
Do you think that Lamar Smith said SOPA is dead in order to try to get re-elected?
Well, of course he did.
Of course, Lamar Smith did that.
Well, and not only that, Lamar Smith's a little apprehensive at this point in time.
He's a little scared that he may just get unelected because he is the actual signer and the creator of SOPA.
And I don't think SOPA's dead.
I mean, you know, that bill that Lamar Smith created, yeah, it's dead.
It's no longer going to be up for debate.
But you better watch PIPA.
You better watch the Open Act.
You better watch any other bills coming around the pipe out here.
All right?
I mean, I don't understand why we even have to have a law relating to this particular issue.
You know, I don't understand why we even have to have a law about this.
Why can't the FBI, why can't the federal agencies, why can't the movie and music industry police their own copyrighted material?
Why should it be taxpayer dollars?
And not only that, law and governing authority being the solution for copyrighted material.
It's just stupid.
It's dumb.
So, no, I know these idiots were tweeting me earlier today saying, yay, Phelp is dead.
Yay, we did it.
It's just the freaking beginning, man.
All right, it's just a freaking beginning.
Anyway, we're going to talk about that in a second.
All right?
I do want to talk about, you know, these debates that we saw last night in the GOP South Carolina primary.
Tomorrow is the primary, for Christ's sake.
And believe it or not, even amidst Newt Gingrich's allegations from his disgusting second wife stating that Newt Gingrich approached her for an open marriage, according to polls, Newt Gingrich has actually got a lead in South Carolina, for Christ's sake.
You know?
I mean, not even all the hypocrisy, I mean, the ethics violations and the 90s that basically took him down as the Speaker of the House.
I mean, all the, I mean, just everything that encompasses this loose canon.
Not even that can deter these disgusting cracker-ass crackers in South Carolina from going out and voting for this Prince Valiant-headed jerk ass.
You know what I'm saying?
I mean, I literally would accept anybody else.
Ron Paul, Nitt Romney, I don't know about Santorum, but anybody else other than this Newt Gingrich.
This guy, you're talking about a disgusting, sniveling, bureaucratic weasel.
I mean, Newt Gingrich.
All right?
Just read about it.
Read about some of the things that he was allegedly partaking in.
That's why he was ousted as the Speaker of the House in the 90s.
I mean, I like to hear this idiot in every debate bolster his goddamn career by touting all the successes that Newt Gingrich, the man, did in the 90s.
Of course, conveniently omitting the fact that there was an ethics investigation that ousted him from power.
So, you know, it just makes me sick to my stomach that Newt Gingrich is even being entertained as an even viable option for the GOP.
I mean, this guy is an idiot.
He's a bureaucratic moron.
I mean, and, you know, he wants to sit here and say how an ex-wife should be off limits and how it's old news and we shouldn't be talking about this.
Hey, it's more than open season.
All right, if your ex-wife is alleging things that could attest to your despicable character, it's open season, Newt, you fat bastard.
Anyway, we are now into the second hour of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
And of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
And once again, folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
Before we get into anything else, I'd like for everybody to please retweet the broadcast, all right?
Go to the social networks, go to the forums, go to the blogs, and spread around like wildfire and let everybody know that true capitalist radio is in effect and in the house.
All right, we got all kinds of little buttons under the player there.
We got a Facebook like button, retweet this button, Google Plus button, share this button.
Use and abuse those freaking buttons, baby.
It's just a freaking clip, for Christ's sake.
Anyway, let me go ahead and lock down this damn chat room here.
Lock down that damn chat room, engineer.
And we're going to go ahead and give some Twitter shout-outs to anybody who happens to retweet the first tweet on my Twitter account.
And for you folks that aren't following me on Twitter, well, then what the hell are you doing?
All right, Ghost Politics is the name to follow.
All one word.
No underscores, baby.
No hyphens, nothing.
Ghost politics.
And if you go to that account and retweet the first tweet on the Twitter account, I will give you a shout-out right here, right now, live on this 200th Baller Friday edition of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
So, without any further ado, do we got any goddamn Twitter shout-outs to be had here, engineer?
All right, who do we got here?
We got Jordan 9911.
Hey, thanks for the images, man.
You rock.
That troll in the house.
Weed wax in the house.
We got Lou Tan 12.
We got Satanic Granny.
Yeah, real funny.
Emperor Reptile.
600 wasted hours.
Shove it up, your ass.
600 wasted hours.
Just shove it up your goddamn cornhole.
Nobody asked you to listen, you stupid moron.
Anyway, we got Sugar Free USA, whatever in the blue hell that's supposed to mean.
Hold on, lip chat room martial law, engineer.
Who the hell else do we got going on over here?
Retweet the first tweet on the Twitter account.
We got 200 shows wasted.
Shove it up your ass, man.
It's my 200th episode, for Christ's sake.
And you're sitting here making Twitter names for this crap.
I deserve more respect.
Assholes, for Christ's sake.
We got Happy Radio 3000 in the house.
Tainted Eon in the place.
We got Pink Slime Tranny.
Jesus Christ.
I'm telling you, this tranny contingent that's listening to the True Capitalist broadcast is just getting bigger and bigger for some reason.
I have no freaking idea why, but, you know, whatever.
We got Smelly Feet You Have.
We've got Jonesy GT.
We got Mr. Smolonski.
I'm not going to say that.
Red Slime Girl, King Trolestia.
My loose sass.
Shut up, it's good.
Good!
It's my 200th episode for Christ's sake, man.
Jesus Christ, man.
You assholes are going to have to give me a freaking break, man.
You're going to have to give me a freaking break.
Jesus Christ, man.
Give me the break.
Give me the freaking freaking mic.
Give me the mic.
Let me tell you something.
Before I get too off Keystro on these stupid damn cyber vermin and troll terrorists, I'm going to have some beer.
That's right.
I'm going to go ahead and have some goddamn beer before I start going goddamn crazy on you stupid morons.
So let me go ahead.
I've already drank the first goddamn glass here for the show.
Let's go ahead and open up another beer here.
Let's open it up.
Ah, son of a bitch.
There we go.
I don't know if you folks ever had Modelo or Negra Modelo, but it has this like gold foil on the top of the goddamn bottles and it's stupid.
You know, whoever's running the show out there in Mexico at Negra Modelo, stop with the foil on top of the goddamn bottle.
It's stupid.
Goddamn Mexican Scottie.
Give me the mic.
Give me the mic.
Give me the mic here.
All right?
Now, um, let me go ahead and take let me go ahead and chug this one, too, while we're at it, man.
I'm I'm gonna chug beers today.
I don't really care, all right?
I don't care.
And I don't need a cyber intervention at.
Look at these idiots.
Oh, we should give them a cyber intervention.
Intervention on these nuts, all right?
What are you talking about?
Intervention.
Hey, I still make money.
I take care of my responsibilities, all right?
As long as I pay my bills, take advantage of my res or take care of my responsibilities, pay my taxes.
All right?
I can drink as much as I want to.
All right, so shut up your ass, all you people that have a problem with me drinking.
Right there.
Let me keep chugging.
It's my 200th episode.
It's Bowler Friday.
Yeah.
Oh, that's good stuff.
Anyway, let me go ahead and continue going.
I want to talk a little bit more about this GOP debate last night in South Carolina.
Because, man, I mean, they were going right at the jugular of one another.
I want to hear what people have to say about it.
All right, 646-652-4869 is the number to call.
Let's hear what people have to say about this son of a bitch.
856, you're on the horn.
Is that me?
Yeah, what's up?
Wait, what was the topic again?
It was your mom's 24-hour all-you-can-eat buffet and how it always smells like bad sick-ass salmon.
Get the hell off the lake.
For Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ.
What the hell are you doing?
925, you're on the horn.
What does that mean?
Yeah, it's you.
What's up?
Oh, well, I know that you don't like Rick Santorum very much, so if you're looking for a little bit of amusement, if you could just go on to Google it after the definition of Santorum.
Oh, yeah?
I'm a little bit excused, but you'll find out why I like to call him frothy Rick.
Oh, yeah, why don't you tell us?
Why don't you enlighten us?
Go ahead.
Oh, sure.
Thank you.
Go ahead, man.
No problem.
Looking up Santorum, the definition of Santorum.
Now, before you look it up, I'm not even going to.
I'm just going to think about the two derivatives of the kind of half-words that are in that name.
Santorum.
Does it have something to do with a saggy scrotum by any chance?
A saggy scrotum?
Kind of, but not really, no.
Okay, well, go ahead.
All right, well, the actual definition of Santorum is the frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex.
Oh, my God.
That's.
Ah, God.
Ah!
God!
Jesus Christ!
You're ruining my buzz, for Christ's sake, with that kind of sick-ass, twisted, perverted, fuss packet.
Freaking mic, for Christ's sake, man.
I'm drinking here.
Jesus Christ.
Oh, my God.
I'm sorry, folks.
I had no idea what the hell the definition was.
I had no idea.
That's just oh my god, I was figuring that it's it's a saggy scrotum or something, but I can't help but no, no wonder he's so anti-homosexual.
You know, I mean, no wonder he's so goddamn anti-homosexual, for Christ's sake.
His name is the byproduct of homosexual sex.
Jesus Christ.
Good God.
Anyway, I'm sorry we had to go there, folks.
I had no idea that we were going that sick and twisted, but good God.
I mean, geez.
Florida Orange Crop Threat00:02:48
It was a legitimate caller, though.
It wasn't a troll.
So at least, you know, thanks for coming through with the definition.
But jeez.
Who else do we got?
561, you're on the horn.
Hey, Ghost.
Happy 200s episode.
Hey, thanks, man.
Yeah, I'd just like to talk about something back from a while ago you were talking about the oranges.
Yeah, go ahead.
What would you think how that would affect Florida?
What in particularly?
Like in basics of the fungus, if it was to spread down to Florida, where we have our oranges.
Oh, well, it wouldn't.
Well, hopefully it doesn't.
I mean, you know, if what's the whatever's this fungus is this fungus that literally just wipes out orange crop that's out here in Texas or it's been detected out here in Texas, I would hope that it wouldn't go down to Florida unless it was deliberately put there.
But it could literally wipe out good chunks, and I'm talking about hundreds of acreages of orange crop.
I mean, this fungus that is being detected out here is not a joke.
All right, now it doesn't pose a threat to the general public.
Now, what poses a threat to the general public is this fungicide that has been detected by the Pepsi and Coca-Cola companies in their products, Tropicana and Minutemade.
Now, that's what's dangerous.
That's what people should really keep their eyes on.
And believe it or not, they've halted production on these particular orange juices because of this fungicide.
Now, this orange fungus that affects the crops at the crop level, it basically is not going to, hopefully it doesn't make the human consumption level because it basically reduces these crops into nothing.
You know, literally, it's the orange AIDS.
You know, the full-blown orange AIDS is what it is.
So it wouldn't even make it to human consumption, but it cripples the crop.
It lessens the yield.
And the less oranges that are out here, well, the price of oranges are going to go up.
And we've been talking about the orange futures.
They've been going up and up and up.
I mean, ever since I started telling people to entertain orange futures for a short-term spike gain, whether it be through ETF, whether it be through making stock trades, whether it be through actually trading futures, you'd be up at least over 24% at this point in time from the time I suggested that people should entertain orange juice three weeks ago.
But I'm not tooting my own horn here, but, you know, beep beep.
But if it does spread down to Florida, well, then that means there's going to be a lot less oranges for people to consume, and we're probably going to see orange juice prices that we've never even fathomed before.
GOP Political Infighting00:02:21
But we're talking about the GOP.
That's what we're talking about.
All right?
The grand old party is having their primary tomorrow in South Carolina.
And yesterday they had their debate, and it was a pretty bad debate, man.
They were going after each other's jugulars out there.
And I want to hear what you have to say about it.
646-652-4869 is the number to call.
Let's take some more callers here.
Area code 636, what's up?
You're on the horn.
Wait, Rick, can you say something about the GOP?
Say hello.
Hello?
Yeah.
About the GOP, yes.
Can you talk about the GOP?
Who is it?
Hello?
Hey, what's going on?
What's going on with the GOP here?
What do you think about, you know, last night's debates?
I don't know.
Who is this?
I just walked in.
This is Ghost from True Capitalist Radio.
All right.
We're an internet radio show.
You're being listened to live by millions of people right now.
You can go right now, blogtalkradio.com/slash ghost.
We're on live right now over the internet.
We just want to know what people think about yesterday's GOP debate.
They were going after each other's jugulars out there.
And yet, you know, Newt Gingrich seems to be rising in popularity in South Carolina.
It looks like he may take the primary given the fact that this man's a disgusting, hypocritical scumbag.
We just want to see what people have to say about it.
Hello?
Hello?
Get your gut!
Damn it, you dumb broad.
Jesus Christ, and they sounded like a couple of old broads, too.
You know what I mean?
No, I'm not calling her back.
You know, that was some broad that, you know, came into the room of somebody's house and they just got the fuck.
That wasn't her.
That's not her phone.
Come on.
Call somebody.
Let's call on somebody.
You're more than willing to call back, lady.
And the next time, if you're that political, get on the horn and sound off like, well, you don't necessarily have to sound off like you got a pair, but sound off like you're letting your tits hang or something.
You know, the black people, they always talk about, yeah, baby, I'm letting my nuts hang.
You know what I'm saying?
We won't see you letting my nuts hang, baby.
You know what I'm saying?
So, you know, when chicks do it, I guess you could just let your tits hang.
Racist Accusations And Insults00:05:32
No offense.
Are you code 203?
You're on the horn.
I just got three sentiments.
No.
Okay.
Just shoving up your ass with your J.G. Wentworth crap.
And that's another thing.
Why do people go to those idiots anyway?
You know, you've got an annuity, right?
That means you're getting money every single year.
I mean, you know, you've got that in the bank.
It's for certain every year.
Why in the hell are you going to just, you know, call these idiots and say, oh, J.G. Wentworth, can you give me 40% of my money now so you can take 60% of it when the annuities come?
Stupid idiots.
That's why America is being flushed down the toilet, for Christ's sake.
814, what's up?
Oh, hey, is that me?
Yeah.
Hey, you know, congrats on the 200th episode.
Thanks, man.
Hey, I just have a couple questions.
So I agree with you.
You deserve some respect, right?
I deserve a lot of respect.
Yeah, go ahead.
And I really appreciate your show, but here's the thing.
I guess the people on the internet, it's hard for them to give you respect because a lot of people on the internet don't really like racists.
Yeah, well, it's unfortunate because I'm not a racist, all right?
I'm not a racist.
I'm a melting pot of friendship, for Christ's sake.
And I anticipated you idiots were going to do this to me on my 200th episode.
You know what I mean?
I anticipated you people were going to do this to me.
You were going to call me a freaking racist.
You were going to do all the same garbage that you people are doing.
So I actually got people, you know, just to show you folks that I am not a racist, all right?
I'm not a racist, man.
So, you know, for you people, without any further ado, I got my friend Taco on the horn here, and I want him to tell you firsthand that I am not a racist.
I'm a melting pot of friendship.
I'm a man who accepts everybody.
It doesn't matter what color, creed, culture, race you are.
All right?
Is he on engineer?
Well, put him on here.
We're going to put on Paco.
This is my friend.
This is a friend of mine, an associate.
And, you know, for you people to say that I'm racist, well, this should prove you wrong.
Go ahead and put him on, engineer.
That's right, huh?
It's my homeboy ghost, huh?
All you putos that are talking highly about my homeboy ghost, dog.
You ain't talking nothing, hons.
You don't even know what you're talking about, huh?
Horele quio, aquipada, parco, puto.
Aquipara parco controlando este piche internet or whatever you call this stuff.
What do you call it, huh?
What do you call it?
It's the internet.
Whatever the fuck this is, hons.
I don't care, eh?
Horrele, aquipada, paco, hons.
And my vato, hold my homeboy, my primo, my uh, my carnal aquis.
Ghost, this is not racist, honest.
He's not racist, hons.
He's a melting part of friendship, Vato.
So don't talk all this high about my homeboy ghost.
He's a melting part of friendship, puto.
All right, hon. He's down with the brown, honest.
Horrele, he's the king of mexicanos, hons.
I'm drinking a cerveta right now, hons, listening to true capitalist radio, etc.
Horrele quo.
Es me carnar, hons.
Esmi carnar, puto.
I really appreciate this, Paco.
What I'm talking about, eh?
Putos out here trying to call you a racist.
You're not racist, hons.
You're my homeboy.
You're down with the Mexicanos.
You're down with the Negroes.
You're down with all these people, huh?
Horrele cubo.
Well, you know, these people out here, they just want to sit over here and talk garbage at me all the time, Paco.
Can you just underscore one more time that not only am I the king of Mexicans, but I am a melting pot of friendship.
So can you please?
Well, hons it's naive as they're a melting pot of friendship, Macy.
You need to put that in your head, eh?
You need to put that in your head, puto.
Or I gotta get out of here, hons.
I'm gonna go smoke me some, eh?
Horle, I'm out arrato, te miro te mato, puto.
Horle arrato, cubo.
All right, that's about enough this guy.
Get him off!
Get him off, engineer.
God damn it, get him off.
But you see what I'm saying, man?
I am not a racist.
I'm a melting pot of friendship.
I happen to have a whole bunch of friends that happen to be black, Mexican.
All of it.
All of it.
So don't sit here and call me a racist again, all right?
I'm sick of people calling me a racist, all right?
Son of a bitch.
Anyway, I'm going to try to take a couple of more calls as it relates to the GOP debates that we had last night.
I want to hear what you have to say about it.
Area code 215, what's up?
Now, you're a Helen Keller deaf mute.
How about Rubber Tortilla?
Oh, that's that stupid idiot.
Get that Rubber Tortilla out of here.
I know that stupid fruit bowl is.
630, what's up?
Tired Of Hearing Racism00:02:58
Hey, guys, I'm going to tell you right now why Ron Paul would be bad for America.
Well, let's hear it.
First off, a lot of people just get hung up on his speeches, but in reality, he's a flip-flopber and he's a legit racist.
Did you know that Ron Paul wrote for various white supremacist magazines in the 1970s?
And recently, there's a picture of him with the guy who made the website Stormfront.
He's a racist, sir.
Well, you know, I mean, I tried to allude to that on several tweets that I tweeted about Ron Paul.
And unfortunately, people were sitting here tweeting back at me saying, oh, you lion ghost.
He's a liar.
You lying.
I mean, you know, he didn't even want to answer the question of some CNN reporter who was asking, hey, you were the publisher of something called the Ron Paul Report that literally, you know, written about and wrote about these goddamn conspiracy theories, wrote about how Israel planned the plot on the World Trade Center in 1993, so on and so forth, and he didn't want to answer the question.
He didn't want to answer the question.
And aside from that, all right, aside from the fact that he could be a racist, aside from the fact that a guy doesn't want to talk about his old history into the conspiracy theory, racist realm, the guy's a moron, all right?
I mean, have you heard him speak?
I mean, we're supposed to take press conferences from a Ron Paul.
Just imagine a Ron Paul press conference, all right?
He's coming in with his suit that doesn't even fit him, for Christ's sake.
All right, he comes in with a suit that doesn't even fit him.
He comes in, well, we're here now, and I'm the president.
Iran is saber-rattling over there.
We've got to save the American dollar.
And I'm going to go, shut up, you whiny little prick.
Jesus Christ, man.
I'm just, I'm tired of hearing him.
I'm tired of hearing his squeaky little voice, man.
You know?
Well, we've got to get to the back of the gold standard because the Federal Reserve is ruining the American dollar.
And the guy, shut up!
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, enough of Ron Paul.
All right.
We're talking about the GOP here.
The only reason Ron Paul is running for president is so that he can get more money in his campaign contribution account.
You know it, and I know it.
He doesn't have a snowball's chance in hell to be president.
And the only reason he's running for president is to get more money in that campaign contribution account.
And why?
Because once you retire from office as a quote-unquote public servant, you can take whatever's left over in your campaign contribution account and put it into your personal account tax-free.
All right?
Idiots.
Jesus Christ.
662, you're on the horn.
Comedy Dumbing Down00:06:03
Hey, Joe, I am doing my security job at Walmart right now.
Happy 200th anniversary.
And I got a question for you.
Thanks a lot, man.
I got a question for you, though.
Something that's been pissing me off ever since I got here.
You know, I'm kind of in this ghetto fight part of town.
You know, a bunch of.
I'm sure you are.
I mean, a security guard for a Walmart.
I'm sure it's a rough job for Christ's sake.
Nothing but, you know, too big trash that goes into Walmarts.
I wouldn't take a crap in a Walmart.
But yeah, go ahead.
Jesus Christ, tell me about it.
But something that's really pissed me off.
I walked in here, and okay, I go back, you know, to the entertainment section, and I'm just kind of wondering, like, okay, I'm seeing all these people buying these pairs of headphones.
It's kind of like, what the?
I mean, why would they have headphones exclusive to why you have headphones exclusive to XBOX 260?
God damn it!
Your fail.
I mean, Jesus.
Major fail.
I mean, you understand.
I mean, this is why comedy is going down the proverbial toilet out here.
That's why Hollywood is shoving this, you know, proverbial fat jelly ass Jonah Hill and shoving him down our throats as comedy out here.
That's why they're shoving Seth Rogan down our throats as comedy out here.
Do you see what I'm saying?
It's because a drab-ass, no personality having crap like this.
And I'm sick of it, man.
I'm sick of dry-witted comedy, man.
I'm sick of it.
I'm sick of Jonah Hill.
I'm sick of Seth Rogan.
I'm sick of all this dry-witted shit.
Jesus Christ, man.
Whatever happened to true lols out here?
Whatever happened to people that were actually funny, for Christ's sake?
Freaking Jonah Hill.
You're talking about somebody that, I mean, let me just put it this way.
I don't want to see Jonah Hill in the same room as I am.
That's all I got to say.
All right?
And Seth Rogan.
That's right.
Seth Rogan.
That's stupid moron.
Hey, Seth, yeah, okay.
You can only beat the pot-smoking bit with a freaking dead horse so long, you stupid moron.
All right?
See, I got an idea.
I'll pretend I'm smoking pot in this movie.
Hey, I got another idea.
I'll pretend I'm smoking pot with a friend in this movie.
Hey, I got another idea.
I'll pretend I'm smoking pot and pretend I have a kid in this movie.
Both of you can go suck the goddamn chrome up of a 57 Chevy bumper.
And I pray, God, if you're listening in, God, let's all bow our heads right now.
It's a 200th episode.
God owes me one, all right?
God owes me one.
So let's all pray right now.
Everybody bow your heads.
All right?
Bow your heads.
God, if you're listening, it's my 200th episode, God.
And I've been doing this show with selfless sacrifice, with no type of actual gain to myself.
I've been doing this for the spirit of capitalism, for the spirit of human growth.
I'm a man who realizes that this world, God, is being subjected to by nefarious types of elements.
And God, if you're listening in, one of those nefarious types of elements is Jonah Hill, all right, and Seth Rogan.
Both of these pieces of crap have obviously been raped in the anal passage by the devil, and he has breeded their anal passages, and the result is their dry-witted humor that is being shoved down our faces every time we go to the goddamn box office, God.
And we don't need this.
You understand?
God, we don't need people like this dumbing down America, dumbing down the world, and making everybody some drab piece of no personality having crap.
So, God, if you could please bring bad fortune on both of these assholes.
I mean, you know, a cancer of the cock, you know, some kind of flesh-eating disease of the face.
You know, something, God, because this is ridiculous.
All right?
This is really ridiculous.
These two individuals specifically are contributing to the dumbing down of not only the American people, but the dumbing down of the world.
People are thinking stupid crap is funny, and it's not funny.
All right?
Stupid, dry-witted humor is not fucking funny.
Excuse my French.
It's not funny.
I'm sorry, God.
I don't mean to curse in front of you.
I'm sorry.
But it's not funny.
So, God, if you're listening in, all right, please stricken these people with some kind of flesh-eating disease or, you know, some kind of syphilis that gets to their brain and strokes them out like a Vladimir Lenin.
It's something.
All right?
Something.
And, you know, by the way, I mean, you know, tell these troll terrorists to have a heart.
Amen.
All right?
Amen.
All right.
I feel better now.
All right.
I feel a lot better.
I feel a lot better.
All right.
And for all you people that are saying that, oh, God's not real, all you atheists that are in here saying, oh, God's not real, all right?
All right, he is real.
All right?
He is real.
And if God isn't real, may he strike this audience that's listening to me dead right now.
If he's not real.
I'm just joking.
Megaupload Raid Discussion00:12:31
Anyway, let me move on.
I'm sorry.
I know I'm pissing religious people off.
Look at them.
They're pissed off now.
Look at them.
Look at them.
They're pissed off.
I'm sorry.
I don't mean to be pissing off religious people.
I'm sorry, okay?
But maybe, just maybe, you need to, I don't know, grow up.
Anyway, let's continue going out here.
Let's move on to another subject matter.
Let's talk a little bit about megaupload.com and the raid that happened by the federal government on megaupload.com yesterday.
Let me tell you something right now, folks.
This is the government basically slapping it in the faces of people, saying, oh, okay, you want to beat us down on legislation that we want put forth, that we were bought and paid for by the Motion Picture Association and the Music Association to pass.
You want us to not pass it?
Okay, what we'll do now is sick the Department of Justice on mega upload.
And now that the Department of Justice has mega upload and the workers that are now arrested, I don't know if they posted bond at this point in time.
They've confiscated computers.
And now, what?
Huh?
What's going to happen now?
You don't think that the feds are going to look at all the IP addresses of everybody that was exchanging illegal file activity or copyright infringement, so on and so forth?
You don't think that they're going to give this information to the Motion Picture Association or utilize this information to make felons out of each and everybody that's out there that basically traded these types of supposed copyrighted materials?
I'm not joking, man.
I mean, I said this.
And, you know, for you folks that were unaware, I tweeted it yesterday when Mega Upload first got raided.
As a matter of fact, I was one of the first people to put it on the scene on Twitter.
Once I put it on there, I was telling everybody in that tweet that I told you guys, you know, I told you that Mega Upload was a trap.
It was a trap by the damn Music and Motion Picture Association so that they can make sure that they can have a list and check it twice whenever the government finally does their dirty work.
And right now, the government is doing their dirty work.
They have raided megaupload.com.
And now, all of a sudden, all of a sudden, guess who has all this information of all the people that exchanged these files, like music and movies?
The government.
The government, my man.
So I told all of you, man, I told you all that this goddamn thing was a trick.
It was a trap.
I told you it was a trap.
I told you mega upload was a trap, man.
I mean, I said it before all this even transpired.
I mean, it was obvious.
I mean, when you have recording artists that are out here promoting mega upload as some kind of major sophisticated tool for, I don't know, media sharing or peer-to-peer networking.
I mean, you even had freaking artists singing about freaking mega upload.
You knew it was going to be a trap.
Or at least I knew it was going to be a trap.
I don't know about you.
Hopefully you heed the warning.
But if you didn't, well, your IP address, your information, everything is now in the hands of the government, and who the hell knows what the hell they're going to do with it.
That's why I said just because SOPA is no longer a reality, now we've got the Department of Justice coming after anybody who is really affiliated with this particular situation.
And the reason is because they didn't get legislation passed.
So if they didn't get legislation passed with the legislative branch, they're going to send the Justice Department.
That's exactly what happened, folks.
Unfreaking real.
What do you have to say about it?
646-652-4869 is number to call.
You know, after Mega Upload was taken down, Anonymous responded with probably one of the biggest cyber revolutionary attacks in world or internet history.
I don't know if you folks were aware, two hours after I posted the mega upload raid on my Twitter account, Operation Mega Upload was implemented by Anonymous, and they literally took down the FBI, the Department of Justice, the Recording Industry Association websites, the DMG, UNG, I mean, all these damn websites.
Took them all down, man.
I mean, it was unbelievable.
I mean, it was one of the most unbelievable actual cyber revolutionary strikes ever to hit the internet.
And let me tell you something right now.
All right.
Let me tell you something right now.
This is just the beginning.
As I've said, they've pretty much closed the book on SOPA.
They still have PIPA in the works.
They still have the Open Act in the works.
You know, they still have all these particular pieces of legislation in an attempt to regulate the Internet.
And that's something that we just can't have.
We cannot have a regulated Internet.
All right?
If the federal government is that concerned about pirated material, well, then why doesn't the federal government allocate resources to make sure that pirated material isn't a reality?
Or better yet, why doesn't the music or movie industry do their own freaking job?
But I'll tell you what they did do.
They bought and paid for our Congress to try to get this legislation passed.
They bought and paid for our Congress to the tune of over $90 million this year, over $100 million in 2010.
So it's no coincidence why our government gave supposed copyrighted intellectual properties that much more attention during this congressional session, as opposed to our economy, as opposed to the foreign policy, as opposed to all the other problems that are hitting our country for Christ's sake.
No, we're going to put online piracy as the focal point of government business in America.
What a joke.
So I'll tell you this right now.
SOPA is gone.
SOPA is dead, but it's just the beginning because PIPA is in the works.
The Open Act is in the works.
All kinds of other bills are in the works.
But we have to keep our eyes on these politicians in Washington, D.C., and we have to make sure that they don't slip this damn internet regulation and some type of an amendment to some bill.
We have to make sure that they don't try to maneuver their way through slippery language, some type of way for the government to hold authority over the internet.
We have to make sure of this.
All right?
And the only way that we make sure of this, folks, is if we keep our eye on the ball.
And this goes out to everybody.
I'm not just talking about people that are over the age of 18 that can vote.
I'm talking about the teenage kids that listen to this broadcast, too.
All right?
Remember, this is your time to get political.
Go out there and make a blog.
Go out there and make a goddamn YouTube video.
Make a BTR show.
Do whatever it takes to spread the word, man.
Do whatever it takes to spread the word.
All right?
Because this is an important issue.
This is the freedom of data.
The freedom of data.
That's what we're working for.
This is what we're fighting for.
646-652-4869 is the number to call here.
I want to hear from you.
What do you think about this subject matter out here?
I mean, once again, January 18, 2012 was a beautiful day.
It was a day that the Internet citizens of the world came together and through virtual and cyber civil disobedience, we emailed our congressmen, we called our congresspeople, we tweeted our congresspeople, we messaged our congresspeople, we put videos, we put blogs, you know, we did shows, we did everything, and the government cracked.
But the government, which is a huge systematic entity, is not going to go out easy.
And that's why it's no coincidence that the very next day on January 19th, you had the government send their Department of Justice to raid megaupload.com.
And basically, they're not after the people that run it.
I mean, yeah, they arrested them.
They may be able to even get off on a technicality.
They want that list of IP addresses and activity of people that were exchanging supposed pirated material.
I'm telling you this right now.
This is not a joke.
Anyway, 646-652-4869, what do you think about SOPA, PIPA, Open Act, or any other piece of Internet legislation that's going to halter the freedom of data?
What do you think about it?
Area code 517, you're on the horn.
Hey, ghost, what's going on?
What I think about the SOPA bill, well, actually, the fucking Internet is that we need to protect it and that it is a thing that will never go away because it's given us so much innovation and creativity and stuff that we need to share.
So if the government's trying to take away the Internet, then we're not going down out of fight.
We'll have to hack everything.
We'll have to take everything down.
Well, you're absolutely right.
I mean, it's either freedom of the Internet or no Internet at all, as far as I'm concerned.
All right?
I mean, it's either we're going to have the freedom of data, the freedom of information, the freedom of communication.
We're going to have these freedoms or we're not going to have an internet at all.
I mean, you know, it would much behoove us, no pun intended to the bronies out here, it would behoove us to make sure that if there is any government regulation of the internet, that we make sure that the internet is no longer in existence.
Because that's what made the internet so beautiful, the idea of freedom.
I mean, this is the last bastion of true freedom that humanity has.
And not only is it freedom of communication, freedom of expression, freedom of speech, freedom of ideas, but it's also the freedom of business.
I mean, look at all these businesses that have transpired out of the internet.
Look at all these multinational corporations.
Look at all these multi-million dollar, billion-dollar corporations that were able to start up on their own because of the internet.
I mean, you know, Jerry Yang started Yahoo out of this freaking dorm in college in 1994.
I mean, you know, the guys from Google did the same goddamn thing.
I mean, you know, this type of innovation, this idea that not only do we have the freedom of data, the freedom of information, the freedom of communication, but we also have the freedom to create.
The freedom to create new business ideas, new business models, the idea to create new content ideas, the idea to create new businesses and services.
It's just unbelievable.
I love the internet, and anybody who's listening to the sound of my voice and anybody who is reading any of the material that I put forth on this damn internet should appreciate it for the same reasons I do.
So that's why I'm saying, folks.
That's why I'm saying, you know, this is an important issue out here.
And just because SOPA is not being put on the debating table any longer doesn't mean that internet regulation is not around the pike at some point in time.
It doesn't mean that at all.
It means that it's coming around at some point in time.
So keep your eye on these damn soulless cash whores that are in Washington.
646-652-4869 is the number to call.
Let's take some more callers here.
We got area code 208.
Hasbro Copyright Infringement00:09:59
You're on the horn.
Fuck you.
Your mother, too.
All right.
517, what's up?
Oh, no, we already called on you.
What's going on?
516, what's up?
Well, I really got to say something about Mega Upload had it coming.
I mean, like, if you ask me, I really think that, like, it was a bad idea to go on that website to start because now they got your IP address and everything.
So, yeah.
Absolutely, man.
I completely agree with you.
I've been saying that ever since this whole mega upload idea started becoming mainstream.
When they started writing songs about mega upload, I knew there was a freaking problem.
All right, right when they started making songs, and you had rappers and singers.
Yeah, I get all my music for mega upload, baby.
When they started doing all that, I knew that it was a trap.
And I told people, and you can look back at my tweet history, I told people that it was a trap, and they got your IP address, they got your information, and obviously they got your internet activity, and they're going to prosecute you, man.
I mean, you're just asking for prosecution.
I had said that in the last show.
Anyway, 801, you're on the horn.
Hey, Ghost.
So, congrats on your 200th episode, and I just had a song to commemorate it.
My little pony, my little pony.
Jesus Christ, are you kidding me?
I mean, that is just horrible quality, for Christ's sake.
I mean, if you're going to sing a song, why don't you at least pretend like you're actually singing it?
All right?
That is one of the worst renditions I've ever heard in my life.
360, what's up?
What's up, ghosts?
How's it going, man?
Well, we're calling.
Well, to bring up the fact about internet regulations, and one thing that's really killing us is even though it's, quote, stopping piracy activity, it's also hurting the modding community for video games really bad.
You know, I'm just using this as an example.
I'm a brony, and we're not going to tell you or anything, but when we want to put my little pony moth on the skyrim and stuff, we're going to get shut down because the my little pony stuff is violating copyright, and that really hurts me in so many ways.
It's really absolutely right.
And you know, and you know who's doing that?
Hasbro.
And let me tell you something right now: Hasbro should be kissing the brony community's ass.
All right?
Hasbro should be kissing the brony community's ass for keeping this ridiculous makeshift cartoon afloat.
All right?
But no, this is what they do.
You're like, oh, well, I don't care how big the brony community is.
We're going to go after those that are infringing upon our copyrights.
Yeah, shut up, Hasbro.
You should be kissing these kids' ass for following your stupid cartoon, for Christ's sake.
You know what I mean?
Stupid dumbass Hasbro.
I'm sick of these people, man.
I mean, it's like me.
It would be like for me going after every single person that's out there not only using my videos to make fun of me, but there's a lot of people that are using my videos to make money, believe it or not.
They're out there posting it on YouTube and they're going out there trying to make money.
All right?
That'd be like me sending an attorney going out there and basically suing everybody's ass for making money off of my content.
But you know, I don't do that.
You notice that?
I don't do that shit.
And the reason I don't do that is because I would much prefer to help the economy.
That's what I'm doing here.
That's what I'm doing.
I'm helping the economy by all these people making all these stupid remixes and all these goddamn YouTube videos about me.
I'm helping the economy more than Barack Obama.
I'm helping the economy more than any of these goddamn corporations.
I'm helping this economy.
And am I sending attorneys out there?
No, I'm not.
All right?
Because I don't care.
I don't care.
All the content that I create on here is for the purpose of information and a little bit of entertainment.
And I know that everybody who utilizes my content to make remixes, to make YouTube videos, to make this, to make that, I know in the end it's all going to come back around to me anyway, man.
All right?
I mean, even if you are making some beans off of some of the things that you remix off of me, big deal.
All right?
It's all going to come back around to me because in the end, people are going to want to know who the hell is Ghost.
Who is Ghost?
And I would much prefer to be worldwide known than to have some attorneys and some licensing companies going after a few kids that are going out and making goddamn YouTube videos or a few schmucks that are going out there making a couple of bucks off a freaking remix.
Big deal.
I know that in the end, everybody's going to come here for this live broadcast right here at the True Capitalist Radio Show.
Anyway, 646-652-4869.
And let me tell you, you bronies should be pissed off at Hasbro.
If Hasbro's doing that, y'all should make your own Brony cartoon.
You should make your own pony cartoon then.
Seriously, you should make your own pony cartoon and name it something completely different and say, screw you, Hasbro.
We got our own stuff.
Excuse me.
We got our own brony little cartoon.
I'm not talking about fan videos.
I'm talking about an actual, your own exclusive pony cartoon.
Because let me tell you, if Hasbro is going after bronies for copyright infringement because of a stupid, you know, makeshift minimalistic pony drawing, then why in the hell are you kids continuing to put money in these idiots' pockets?
You know, okay, great.
The whole My Little Pony thing, it organized you all.
Now that you're organized, why don't you go and organize yourself your own freaking pony cartoon, you know?
Your own friendship.
Well, you can't use these kinds of trademarks, but you have to work around the language.
You have to work around the trademarks.
You have to work around these things.
And take these idiot Hasbro, My Little Pony jerks out.
Take them out.
This is the internet, man.
I mean, the internet gives you the power to create content.
It gives you the power to compete with these goddamn multinational conglomerates that are out here waving their fingers in your faces, telling you, Oh, you can't do this with my copyrighted material.
Mm-hmm.
Anyway, once again, we were talking about how Mega Upload was raided and the employees arrested January 19th, the day after the Internet protest against SOPA that was a great day in Internet history.
I'll tell you that right now.
It was the day the government cracked, but they weren't going to crack for too long because the day after, they sent their Department of Justice goons right after Mega Upload.
And it's not to take Mega Upload down per se.
They want to get a hold of all those IP addresses and all the damn Internet activity related to supposed peer-to-peer pirated material.
And you knew that the Department of Justice being sent to megaUpload.com was in direct response to January 18th, 2012's massive internet protest against SOPA.
You know it.
Let me tell you something.
The government doesn't like egg on its face.
All right?
The government doesn't like to be shown up.
And this just goes to show you that the government took it personal when they had to back off from legislation.
They took it personal.
I mean, why do you think they went right after the next damn day, megaupload.com?
They took it personal.
But let me tell you something.
I take it personal.
I take it personal that you're trying to regulate this internet.
I take it personal.
6466524869.
And of course, Representative Lamar Smith has officially said that SOPA is dead.
But just because SOPA is dead does not mean the attempt at these power-hungry autocrats in Washington from gaining regulation of the Internet is over.
They are trying their damnedest.
Remember, they are bought and paid for by the music and movie industry.
So they're going to continue.
And another thing, why can't we just stop going to the movies?
Why can't we just stop listening to anybody affiliated with like Interscope or Universal or BMG or any of these people?
Why don't we just stop listening to these people?
Stop giving these people money for Christ's sake.
These people are jerks.
They don't care about their fans.
They don't care about the people that appreciate their content.
They don't care.
So why exactly are we going to continue to watch these movies that these idiots shit out?
Why exactly are we continuing to go and listen to these music freaking songs that these idiots are putting out?
Why?
Why?
This is the internet, man.
The power of content, not only content usership, but the content creation is with us.
It belongs to us.
And it's going to remain with us for as long as we are keenly observant that these goddamn governments don't take control of this damn internet.
Bronies And Originality00:03:22
646-652-4869.
Let's take some more callers here.
Area code 412.
What's up?
Hello, Ghost.
How's it going?
Is this me?
Yeah, it's you, man.
Okay, so a while back, you mentioned that thing with the ponies, one of which was chopping off another's wing with a chainsaw.
And so basically, you know, it was that one video a while back, and one of those ponies was chopping off a wing with a chainsaw.
Oh, yeah, you're talking about cupcakes.
Yeah, okay, yeah.
What about it?
Way back in October, I was trying to read the story behind that to you.
And so since you found it out, I guess I'll go back to it.
She tore freely through the air, speeding one way and the next.
You know, screw the first paragraph, actually.
Am I still on?
No, you're not on anymore, kid.
I'm sorry.
I mean, give me a break.
I mean, you could have made some kind of comment and say, well, I like cupcakes because of, or I don't like cupcakes, or I'm a brony because of.
I don't want to hear what some other jerk ass wrote and you say in it.
I would rather hear your own original opinion or your own original concept of idea.
Jesus Christ.
I mean, no offense, kid, but, you know, let's get some originality going on here, man.
Damn it.
204, you're on the horn.
What's up?
Hello?
Yeah.
Do you know who Paco is?
Yeah, Paco's a good friend of mine.
What's the problem?
He's retarded.
Why is he retarded?
He has brain damage.
Shut up, Jim.
Oh, no.
Hey, ghost.
I think somebody over there has got brain damage.
Hey, ghost.
What?
Um, um.
Oh, go chew on a rubber tortilla for Christ's sake.
757, what's up?
Hey, Ghost.
What's up?
All the stuff with the stupid brony shit.
I can't stand that, man.
Well, you know, hey, I can't stand it either.
I can't stand the brony thing either.
But you know what?
It's here.
It's in existence.
All right?
I mean, you know, bronies are for real.
This is not some stupid little twisted fad here.
All right?
I mean, you know, Equestria Daily, believe it or not, is some, you know, unaware to me, some online publication relating to bronies.
They posted one of my videos on one of their damn, you know, Equestria Daily posts.
And believe it or not, that damn that video that they posted got 20,000 views, man.
20,000 views, for Christ's sake.
So, I mean, you know, we could sit over here and argue that, hey, it's sick, you know, clopping sick, you know, bronies or, you know, twisted, whatever.
But it's here.
They're here.
You've got to deal with them.
And, you know, it's not going away.
All right.
For some reason, it's not going away.
So, hey, as much as you have disdain for that particular demographic, it's not going away, man.
They're not going away.
They love talking horses.
Internet Power Belongs To Us00:04:34
I don't get it.
I don't get it.
863, you're on the horn.
So, Ghost, I'm playing Minecraft.
I can't talk.
Well, then, don't call me then, you stupid milky liquor.
662, you're on the horn.
Hey, Ghost, you're going to have a QA for your 2 show.
Am I going to have a Q ⁇ A?
Yeah.
Okay.
Well, what do you want to ask?
Go ahead.
Oh, I'm just talking about people calling in and asking you, you know, I don't know, like, how you met the engineer, you know, interesting stuff like that.
I want to know about that.
Oh, that's a good one.
It's a good point.
That's a good point.
We may have something like that.
I'll keep you on the horn there.
And we may have something like that as we go into the third hour here.
Good little quid bit there.
617, what's up?
Hey, I just want to briefly talk about SOPA.
Go for it.
All right.
I mean, I'm just a college student, so all I was able to do was sign a petition, but what can you do?
Oh, hey, that's more than enough.
Don't get me wrong.
Don't count off signing a petition as insignificant, man.
Go ahead.
Thank you.
Anyways, SOPA's not quite dead.
It's just been delayed.
I'd just like to say to everyone, it's not over yet.
We have had a major victory here with SOPA being shelved and the White House not supporting it.
I mean, our voices were heard.
That's great.
Just keep your eyes open.
Absolutely.
I mean, that's what I've been saying.
I've been trying to tell these people that, hey, look, SOPA, even though they're claiming it's dead, I mean, yeah, the piece of legislation that's called SOPA is dead.
But Internet regulation by this government is not.
And everybody should be keenly aware of the fact that this government has got a hard-on, for lack of a better term, for regulating this Internet.
And the reason is because they're bought and paid for by the music and movie industry.
And why?
Because they want to continue to be the monopolist of creativity.
You know what I'm saying?
I mean, they want to be the monopolist of creativity.
Remember, before the Internet, we were at the whim of the music and movie industry and the radio industry for that matter.
We were at the whim of these people.
These people were the gatekeepers of content.
Now that the Internet is here, they're no longer the gatekeepers of content.
They're no longer the judgment of who is going to be a star and who isn't.
Who's going to be a director and who isn't?
Who's going to be a musician and who isn't?
That power now belongs to us because of the internet.
All right?
The power belongs to us, the people.
And we need to keep that power with us.
We need to make sure that the power of the freedom of data should continue to flow.
Moreover, the freedom to create content should continue to flow also.
And it's not dead.
You're exactly right.
It's just hiding, man.
I'm telling you, these bureaucrats in Washington are going to slide this into an amendment.
They're going to package this up into another name.
And we just got to be keenly aware of it.
We cannot have any regulation of the Internet, period.
We can't have any regulation of the Internet, period.
And that includes any kind of ridiculous law that puts forth censorship, any kind of ridiculous law that puts forth any kind of felony as it relates to supposedly transferring pirated material.
All that stuff.
I mean, what these damn artists need to realize is that they need to start stepping their gains up.
They can no longer shit out one song, package it up with 12 songs, and then sell it to the American public, and we've got to sit here and eat it for about 15 or 20 bucks.
It's no longer like that.
All right?
I mean, now you actually have to have talent.
Now you actually have to be a musician.
Now you actually have to do things that are going to attract a market.
The music industry's losing money.
Is Lady Gaga losing money?
She just gave her stupid old man, was it $50 million, $100 million or something?
Yeah, she's losing money.
Give me a freaking break.
Music Industry Talent Crisis00:10:51
Anyway, we are now in the third and final hour of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
And of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
And once again, folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
Before we get into anything else, I'd like for everybody to please retweet the broadcast.
All right?
Go to the social networks.
Go to the forums.
Go to the blogs.
And spread it around like wildfire and let everybody know that True Capitalist Radio is in effect and in the house.
All right.
And we got all kinds of little buttons underneath the player right there.
We got all kinds of little Facebook-like buttons.
We got Google Plus buttons.
Retweet this button.
Share this buttons.
Use and abuse those freaking buttons, baby.
All right?
Let's get the freaking click, for Christ's sake.
Anyway, let me go ahead and lock down this chat.
Implement chat room martial law, engineer.
That's it.
All right, now, what we're going to do here is we're going to give shout-outs, Twitter shout-outs, to anybody who retweets the first tweet on my Twitter account, folks.
And of course, the Twitter account is GhostPolitics.
All one word, no underscores, baby.
All right?
All one word.
No underscores.
Ghost politics.
You retweet the first tweet.
And by God, I will give you a shout-out right here, right now, live on the 200th episode of the Bowler Friday edition of the True Capitalist Radio Show.
God damn it, I'm hype.
I'm telling you this right now.
I'm hype.
Anyway, let's continue going, shall we?
Shoutouts Engineer, Twitter shoutouts to be had.
Let's go ahead and do them right now.
We've got Matino 199.
What's going on?
We got Kras Britt.
What's going on?
Fat Marshall in the house.
British Brian in the place.
Goofbumps in the house.
Santorum for ghosts.
Shut up, you sick son of a bitch.
We got Red Slime Girl.
We've got Han Hanzo in the place.
What's going on to Han Hanzo?
after we got engineer.
Well, we do have a couple more people to give some Twitter shout-outs to.
Of course, you just got to retweet the first tweet on the Twitter account.
We've got DR Laser.
We've got Cyber Vermin.
We've got Sergeant Furdo.
Sergeant Furdo, what's up?
We've got 200 episodes of crap.
Shove it up your ass, man.
If it's 200 episodes of crap, why are you listening?
Stupid morons.
Sitting over here giving you people Twitter shout-outs here.
This is how you repay me for Christ's sake.
Who else do we got here?
We got crack in Alaska.
Come on, man.
Come on.
I mean, that's our Alaskan brethren up there, man.
They're freezing to death for Christ's sake, man.
You're going to sit over there and say something like that about those poor people.
So what if they produce that disgusting, despicable contradiction to conservatism, Sarah Palin?
They're still our brethren.
Anyway, we got Hunter Graham in the house.
We got Salem Football 77.
We got Sam0812 in the house.
Spongies for Ghost.
El Foxo Loco in the place.
What's going on?
We got that sick name, you sick twisted pricks.
Jesus Christ, you people with these sick, twisted Twitter names, you need help.
You need help.
Who else do we got going on over here?
We got Sergeant Yoda in the place.
What's going on to Sergeant Yoda?
We got Tuzar Dash, Ryan Parsons, 77.
We got Big Bird96 in the place.
We've got Ghost.
Ghost Fart Sniff.
Ghost Fart.
Jesus.
Jesus Christ.
I mean, it's just sick, man.
That's enough.
I'm not going to sit here.
That's just sick.
You people are getting sick.
You people are getting twisted.
Give me the mic.
Fucking Mike, for Christ's sake.
You people are sick, man.
You're sick.
That's enough of the Twitter shout-outs.
Matter of fact, give me another big.
Give me more beer.
Give me some more fear.
I mean, it's my 200th episode here, man.
I'm celebrating.
That's what I'm doing.
Of course, you've got to be over 21 to consume alcoholic beverages.
Just let everybody know.
Anyway, let me go ahead and open up another beer here.
Of course, we're drinking Negra Modelo.
It's a Mexican beer out of Mexico.
For all you folks that are inquiring about what I'm consuming on this 200th edition of True Capitalist Radio.
Go ahead and pour it right into the crystal glass because you know I'm balling on Baller Friday.
Oh, yeah.
It's a crystal schooner, believe it or not, man.
Crystal schooner can believe it.
Here we go.
Oh, yeah.
Woo!
Anyway, folks, let's go ahead and, you know, we talked enough here.
Let me get to my ear.
We talked enough about SOPA.
We talked enough about PIFO.
We talked a little bit about the GOP.
Talked a little bit at the beginning of the broadcast about the markets.
Now it's time to just take your calls.
It's a QA session for the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
Whatever you want to ask, Ghost, anything that you ever, ever, ever, ever wanted to ask, yours truly, it is now your time.
I am giving you the forum.
So let's go ahead and take some calls here, all right?
It's a true capitalist QA session.
701, what's going on?
You got a Helen Keller deaf mute for Christ's sake.
612, what's up?
Oh, hello, ghost.
Who is this?
Oh, this is Trisha, and I have good news.
Oh, my God.
It's Trisha, you know, Trans Testicle of the Year 2011 here.
What's going on?
Oh, nothing much other than I just got.
I'm engaged, Ghost.
You're engaged?
Who are you engaged to?
I thought gay marriage was illegal.
Oh, no, Ghost.
I'm a female.
See, I'm just the Dark Razors.
We have a nice house in California.
It's just wonderful.
I need to.
Are you kidding me?
You and Dark Razors are, you know, y'all are a thing, I guess?
Well, yes.
I mean, it's just a coincidence that we both listened to your show.
We're just so much in love.
Oh, my God.
Well, what exactly?
I mean, which one of you is the pitcher and which one of you is the catcher for, you know, lack of a better term?
Well, I'm the catcher, of course, ghost, because you know you remember I had the surgery.
Jesus, to get this trans technic, get off for Christ's sake.
This is sick.
You know, for all the folks that are tuning in, they're a little shocked by this.
Look, I am unaware.
There is a humongous transgendered contingent that listens to the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
I mean, we got transgendered porn stars to just regular transgendered people.
And I have no idea why.
I have no idea why.
Maybe it's because the homosexual community are looking past some of the tongue-in-cheek, no pun intended, some of the tongue-in-cheek jokes that I make towards the homosexual community.
They're looking past that.
They're looking past that and realizing that, hey, ghost is making some pretty good sense.
I mean, you know, I'm a homosexual and I work for a living.
And I'm taxed about 35, 40% of my income.
I don't have any kids.
And yet my income is being taxed so I can take care of these breeders like freaking OctoMom who's getting some mad scientist to stick a turkey baster up her private park to artificially inseminate her with eight kids.
I mean, you know, trans-testicles and homosexuals are actually having to pay for this?
No, I mean, it's ridiculous.
This is why the transsexuals and the homosexuals and the lesbian community listen to ghosts because they know behind all the tongue-in-cheek, no pun intended, behind all the tongue-in-cheek jokery and the tomfoolery that yours truly partakes in as it relates to that particular demographic, they realize that I am actually saying their best interest.
All right, I'm actually saying, I'm saying, look, there is no reason why homosexuals should be taxed at 35, 40%.
There should be no reason.
These people are working.
They're working down here.
I mean, just go into a freaking restaurant and see who waits your table.
Take a look at who's doing your hair.
Take a look who's doing that.
I'm just saying, man.
I'm just saying.
These people are working, and there should be no reason why they're paying for these disgusting, despicable, dirty dishrag whores, for lack of a better term, that are turning baby making into big business.
There should be no reason for this.
So, you know, that's why I feel, in my personal opinion, we have a lot of transsexuals, we got a lot of homosexuals, and we've got a lot of lesbians listening to the broadcast because they're capitalists.
All right?
They're capitalists.
And, you know, more power to you.
As a matter of fact, cheers to the homosexual, the lesbian, and the trans-testicle capitalist.
Cheers, man.
All right?
This should prove to you that I'm a melting pot of friendship here.
I'm a melting pot of friendship, man.
Good stuff.
Anyway, let's continue going.
All right.
646-652-486.
Nine is the number to call here.
All right, we're taking calls.
It's a Q ⁇ A session here.
It's 200 episodes of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
And I want to hear from you.
What do you have to say?
What questions do you have for Ghost here?
Area Coach 716, what's up?
Oh, hello.
I was just wondering, what is your favorite Street Fighter game?
Street Fighter 2, man.
Not A Conservative Anymore00:04:19
Are you kidding me?
Street Fighter 2 was the bomb.
I mean, I remember playing that in the arcade for Christ, kicking kids' asses back in the old days in like 1993, 92, man.
You know, Ayukit!
Ayukit!
Tiger!
Uppercunt!
So, yeah, man, Street Fighter 2 really, really rocked, man.
As a matter of fact, I'm considering buying the actual video game, the actual arcade game, you know, the physical big, huge arcade machine and putting it here in my office.
I kid you not.
I kid you not.
It's not that much money.
I think I found one for about $7.50, $8.50 or something like that.
Not much money at all.
Let's see who else we got.
480.
What's up?
Hey, guys, what's up, man?
How you doing, man?
I'm pretty well.
Just about to just want to ask you if, so by True Conservative, I know your show used to be called True Conservative Radio instead of True Capitalist Radio.
So you're not really agreeing with most of the modern conservatism, which is like evangelical bullshit and stuff like that.
Well, you know, 480, I'm going to have to stop you right there because I don't really want to talk about my old conservatism days because, man, it's heartbreaking to me.
It's heartbreaking because I was a conservative all my life.
All my life, all right?
Up until 2008, I was a conservative all my life.
I lived the conservative lifestyle.
All right?
I obliged the conservative idealism.
But when these scumbag conservatives championed this Eskimo bimbo out of Alaska, this blatant hypocrite who had a daughter who hopped on something that looked good in a hockey stick and shitted out a kid out of wedlock as a teenager.
And then in 2008, the damn GOP convention was a goddamn champion to this crap.
I mean, I remember seeing interviews from people that were out there that were supposed delegates at this GOP convention out here actually saying, oh, look, it's a gift from God.
That's what it is.
That Bristol Palin has a gift from God.
Are you kidding me, you stupid sack of crap?
I mean, three years prior, or even two years prior to the 2008 GOP convention, those same people would have shunned anybody who had a child out of wedlock.
They would have shunned anybody who had a teenage pregnancy.
They would have shunned these people.
But now, because some ditchy bimbo that doesn't know her ass from her elbow out of damn Alaska comes along and becomes the conservative mouthpiece, all of a sudden we're just going to go back on what we believed in.
Is that it?
We're just going to go back on what we believed in for Christ's sake.
Screw that crap.
Screw that crap.
Let me tell you something right now.
I renounce the conservative movement after that crap.
I renounced it.
I said it on this broadcast.
You can look back in the archive, blogtalkradio.com slash ghost.
All right?
You look back in that damn archive and take a look at that particular time in 2008 when the damn Republican convention was happening.
I renounced the damn conservative movement because this, because of this hypocrisy.
So I am not a conservative any longer.
Don't get me wrong.
You will still hear elements that I talk about that have linkings to conservatism.
A lot of the things that I discussed, even as a capitalist, have linkings to conservatism.
But screw all this crap.
We got bigger fish to fry than worrying about abortion, than worrying about gay marriage, than worrying about these stupid divisive issues that encapsulated conservatism.
You know what I mean?
We got a whole bunch of bigger fish to fry out here.
Who gives a crap about all these other scholastic issues that do nothing but elect power-hungry autocrats into Washington that are bought and paid for by idiots like the movie and music industry and they're in the like.
Bigger Fish Than Abortion00:10:00
646-652-4869 is the number to call.
This is a QA session.
200th episode.
It's Baller Friday.
You can go ahead and ask me anything you want right now.
559, you're on the horn.
Oh, is that me?
Yeah.
Oh, well, I tell you, my brother, have you heard about these thing operations?
That is the most horrible Indian accent I have ever heard in my life.
And I'm cutting you off there.
All right?
I'm cutting your ass off there because that is the most horrible, disgusting Indian accent I have ever heard in my life.
So, no walls on that one, jerk dick.
914, what's up?
Hey, ghost.
Great show.
And keep going and don't listen to these trolls.
Hey, man.
Thanks a lot.
I appreciate the kind words of encouragement.
Believe me, I need it.
I mean, I got all these goddamn cyber vermin and these troll terrorists sitting here trying to besmirch my show, and we can't let them have it.
I'll tell you that right now.
Anyway, we got Durpington Collin, radio graffiti.
What's up?
My little bony.
My little bony.
I usually want her boy.
Bring it to you.
My little bony.
It's matching me.
I mean, you see what I'm saying, man?
I mean, you see what I got to put up with on a consistent basis, man?
I mean, 200 episodes of this crap so far.
Jesus Christ.
Give me my drink.
Give me my drink.
I've got to take a freaking chug for, you know, I got to take a chug.
People are making my blood boil.
That feels a lot better, though.
You know what I mean?
Many goes drinking is what I like to do.
Yeah.
Anyway, now that I've got that out of the, and screw all you people that are saying I'm an alcoholic.
I'm not an alcoholic, damn it.
I'm a connoisseur.
There's a big difference there, all right?
Alcoholics are people that are like, you know, Poe in America that are drinking Mad Dog 2020 and Boone's Farm.
All right?
All right.
Drunks are the type of people that put vodka, you know, in their freaking coffee glass and, you know, sit.
That's what I'm.
I'm nothing of the sort.
All right.
I'm a connoisseur.
I don't drink the same Kentucky Fried Chicken Piss every single time I sit down and have a drinking session.
As I said, I mean, today I want a decent drunken stupor going on.
It's my 200th episode.
All right.
I mean, it's freaking Baller Friday.
I'm getting myself some Negra Modelo out of Mexico right now.
All right.
I drink all kinds of stuff.
I'm a connoisseur.
Let me tell you, you put a blindfold on me.
You put some beers in front of me.
I can tell you what beer it is.
That's how good I am.
That's how badass of a connoisseur I am.
Anyway, let me continue.
These people are besmirching my goddamn freaking show in the chat room.
How about Prankster Pinkie Pie?
I should have known better.
God damn it.
205, what's up?
Okay, we get what you like in your mouth.
We get it.
All right, we get it.
Shut him up, engineer.
God damn it.
What the hell are you getting off on that crap or what?
Jesus.
Area code 818, you're on the horn.
Hey, stop spanking your monkey.
Jesus Christ.
205, what's up?
You're on the horn.
God damn it.
How many numbers does this stupid loser have?
God damn it.
Why don't you scream these callers, engineer?
God die.
God damn it.
Stop crying.
317, you're on the horn.
I am.
I mean, Jesus Christ, how many remixes are out there for Christ's sake, man?
How many remixes are on these internets?
I mean, there's got to be over 9,000 remixes.
I mean, good God!
I mean, have you done a search for ghost capitalists on YouTube?
Have you done a search for true capitalist radio on YouTube for Christ's sake?
It's ridiculous.
It's horrible.
That's horrible, man.
Jesus Christ.
Give me the freaking mic.
Give it a freaking.
Look, give me the mic.
Look, man, this is supposed to be my 200th episode here.
It's Baller Friday, man.
Why don't you give me a little bit more respect here?
Jeez, God damn.
Pisses me off here.
Area code, I don't even know who to call on him.
936.
Hey, Ghost, if you're against SOPA and stuff, why do you threaten punitive damages against audio splicers and remixers?
I mean, are you...
Oh, I'll tell you, I...
Shut up.
I'll tell you why.
Because what they're doing is slanderous and liable.
All right?
It has nothing to do with copyrights there.
They're being slanderous and liable.
That's why I'm threatening punitive damages on these stupid scumbags that are out here putting all these disgusting, slanderous, and libelous lies about me on the YouTube videos and on the damn stupid blogs and the forum posts and all this nonsense.
All right?
That's why.
Not because they're utilizing my copyrighted material.
It's because they're spreading slanderous lies.
They're spreading goddamn liable on me.
And let me tell you something right now.
Two words for all you people that are out there doing that.
Punitive damages.
That's all I got to say.
Jesus Christ, milky-licking pieces of crap.
314, you're on the horn.
Ghost from True Capitalist Radio is the gospel laughing stock of the whole entire internet.
Now, shut up, you stupid scumbag.
Shut up.
I think you need to do a search around these internets.
All right?
All right, I think you need to do the search around these internets.
I think you need to do a Google search.
All right?
I think you need to do a YouTube search.
Let me tell you something right now, man.
We're making an impact out here on True Capitalist Radio.
We're making an impact.
All right?
We're impacting people's lives out here.
I mean, do you know that there's a lot of young kids that are listening to me right now?
And I'm glad that they're listening to me because if they weren't listening to me, they'd be out there participating into the statistical juvenile delinquency statistic during the peak hours of juvenile delinquency of 4 to 7 p.m., which is the exact time of this show.
And I know that the reason why a lot of these young people are by themselves is because mom is out there at happy hour, you know, looking for somebody to give her the horizontal mumbo or somebody to take her out on the weekend, so on and so forth.
And unfortunately, I am like a father figure to a lot of these people that are a lot of these young people that are listening in right now.
You know, I'm like a father figure.
You know, and I just get moved by that.
You know, I get moved by the fact that there are young kids out there that are listening to me and I'm like their father figure.
You know what I mean?
It's like that George Michael song.
You know what I mean?
I will be your father figure.
I will be a mother man.
Whatever the hell he says.
I don't listen to that fruit bowl music.
But it's like that, man.
It's like that.
Damn, I mean, it just touches me.
Touching me right here in the heart, right in the right in the freaking heart.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, let's continue going on.
We got five more minutes left.
This is a QA session here on my 200th episode of the True Capitalist Radio Show.
Let's take some calls.
248, what's up?
Hey, Ghost, I want to give a shout-out to the engineer, the true talent of the show.
Shut up, alright?
Shut up.
All you people that are sitting here encouraging the engineer to take over the show, shut up.
All right?
Jesus Christ.
Look, Engineer is never going to take over this show again.
Do you understand that?
As a matter of fact, you're lucky he's not fired because of you people.
You know, you people are going to get the engineer fired, and then what?
True Talent Of The Show00:03:45
Huh?
Then what are you going to do when there's no more engineer?
Do you want to get fired, engineer?
Well, don't listen to these stupid cyber vermin scumbags that are flapping their fat sausages of the fingers on the keyboard.
Don't listen to them.
You got that?
Damn it.
You people are sitting over here giving the engineers ideas for Christ's sake.
Stop it.
You hear me?
Just stop it.
Anyway, what else have we got?
We're going to take a couple more calls, then we're going to move on to radio graffiti for Christ's sake.
907, what's up?
What do you got to say?
Well, I'd like to inquire.
When did you first meet the engineer?
I mean, he seems like a rather jolly chap.
Well, you know, don't worry about when I met the engineer.
Don't worry about the engineer's, you know, responsibilities as it relates to this broadcast, all right?
I mean, all the listeners are on a need-to-know basis as it relates to the engineer, and you, Milky Lickers, don't need to know.
All right?
So, 214, you're on the horn.
Hello?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Hey, Ghost.
I just want to congratulate you on your 200th episode and tell you that you're actually the true talent in this show, man.
Congratulations.
Hey, thanks a lot, man.
I appreciate it.
I love the kind words that I'm getting, man.
It's about time.
It's about time that I get the respect that I deserve.
Anyway, 832, what's up?
You're on the horn.
832.
Hey, those, what's up?
It's Asho.
Who is this?
Asho.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
What do you want, Ash Hole?
Well, I just wanted to tell you my story because I'm getting high off these Lyso cans.
You're getting high off what?
Off these aerosol cans.
ISO's Lysol you?
Do you mean aerosol, you dumb idiot?
Aerosol is what you're meaning to say.
Aerosol, right?
Oh, yeah.
Jesus Christ.
Yeah, are you there by yourself?
Are you there by yourself, or is that damn idiot brother there next to you?
No, I'm there by myself, you know.
He told me to get high off Lysol cans, but yeah.
Wait a minute.
Is it Lysol or Aerosol?
Which one is it, Ash Hole?
It's Lysol.
This is Lysol Spray.
You can actually get high off Lysol.
Are you kidding me, man?
Aren't you afraid that you're going to rot out your brains with whatever the hell is the germ-killing agent in Lysol?
For Christ's sake, Ashole?
I mean, aren't you a little concerned?
No, I don't care as long as I get high with it.
It's best, bro.
Get off it.
Get this crap off.
I mean, do you see what I got to put up with, man?
Where are the parents?
We're the parents for this kid, man.
This kid calls in every day.
Every day he calls in, and he tells us, oh, look, I'm taking drugs.
I'm taking drugs, ghost.
I'm taking the marijuana and doing that, the ghost.
And look at me, I'm eating a bean and cheese taco with the light salt ghost.
Give me a freaking good.
Jesus Christ, we're the parents is all I have to say.
God damn it, we're the parents.
Where's that old VA, the mother of asshole?
Whiskey Tango Banished00:15:44
Where's that old ye-ha?
God damn it.
God, this is sick.
Good God, give me the mic.
Got a freaking mic.
Got a freaking mic.
Jesus Christ.
All right, that's enough.
Screw the QA session.
All right.
You people are ruining my Baller Friday.
You people are ruining my 200th episode for Christ's sake.
So let's just go ahead and get to everybody's favorite part of the broadcast.
All right.
Maybe that'll put me in a little bit better of a mood.
All right?
And for all you people that don't know, it's about that time for everybody's favorite part of the broadcast, and I'm talking about radiography.
That's right, folks.
Radiograffiti, the part of the show where the spectators become a part of the spectacle, and all you need to do to become a part of the spectacle is to give me a call.
646-652-4869 is the number to call here.
All right?
I mean, all you got to do is just give me a call and hold on.
And when I call on your Skype name or on your area code, you have exactly three to four seconds to say whatever it is that's on your mind.
Whatever it is that's on your mind is saying.
All right.
It's as easy as that.
And don't be a Helen Keller deaf mute, please.
All right.
When I call on you, don't just sit there and don't say anything, please.
All right?
Come on.
Throw some sack.
Anyway, without any further ado, let's go ahead and take it from the top here.
754 Radio Graffiti.
Now, shut up.
760, Radio Graffiti.
Now, you're Helen Keller Deaf Mute.
812, Radio Graffiti.
Here we go.
Here we go.
The Helen Keller Deaf Mutes.
502 Radio Graffiti.
Hey, Ghost, I just want to say that I'm catching myself to the sound of you beating your latest broy son.
Shut up, you stupid.
There's another kid there.
Where are the parents, goddammit?
Where are the dirty dish rag whore mothers at that should be reading those kids' bedtime stories right now?
God damn it.
908, Radio Graffiti.
Hey, Ghost, congratulations on your 200th episode, and I want to say keep on rocking and kicking ass, man.
And I also hereby challenge you to a game of Team Fortress 2.
Well, unfortunately, I don't like that game, but thank you very much for the good sentiments.
508 Radio Graffiti.
I kissed the Brony community's ass.
Now, shut up, you stupid moron.
I never said that.
All right?
I never said that.
517, Radio Graffiti.
Hey, Ghost, I called in earlier and you were calling me La Phil.
I just wanted to say hi.
Your show is great, and I'll fuck you keep doing it.
Thanks a lot, man.
I appreciate it.
I love the kind words, man.
I'm serious.
You're touching me.
You're touching me right here in the heart.
All right, not where you think.
817, Radio Graffiti.
Hey, ghost, what's going on?
And I just wanted to say shout out to the True Capitalist Army and all you fucking trolled terrorists for pissing me off.
fucking pissed off a god damn true capitalist army you heard him You see that?
You're pissing him off.
You're pissing him off like you're pissing me off.
And you're pissing off all the other true capitalists, the tens of thousands of true capitalists that listen to this show.
Bro, boy!
So don't you ever forget it.
All right?
God damn it.
234 radio graffiti.
Jesus Christ, you stayed on hold for about 40 minutes just you could be a Hell and Keller deaf mute.
559 radio graffiti.
32112, the engineer overthrows ghost.
Shut up, you idiot.
Don't give the engineer any goddamn any ideas.
204 radio graffiti.
I'm telling you, DevOps!
Oh my god, Jesus.
Was that a guy or a chick?
614 radio graffiti.
Ghost, having two other show.
Come on over to my truck and let's celebrate by giving each other the horrors on a mambo.
Oh my.
Oh Jesus Christ, it's Tub Guy.
Jesus, take him about 10 steps away from my freaking butt crack, Tub Guy.
Oh my.
Jesus Christ.
I hate when he says that.
Big Zero, Radio Grapeating.
Shut up.
We can't even hear that remix because your phone sucks.
All right.
Stop shopping at Goodwill.
217, Radio Graffiti.
Happy Baller Friday from the Tailwind Community!
From what community?
I don't even know what community you're talking about, but Happy Baller Friday.
773, Radio Graffiti.
Adukins used to be cool, but then they got blown away by Foos.
Ruba!
Yeah, okay.
Yeah, great.
727, Radio Graffiti.
I'm masturbating outside of your window.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Are you kidding me?
What the hell are you looking at?
701, radio graffiti.
Hello?
Goodbye.
We got 479, radio graffiti.
I am part of no Asho.
Asho is sexy.
Ah, Jesus Christ.
I mean, I'm not even going to comment for Christ.
863, radio graffiti.
Keep talking.
Oh, sick.
Come on.
Come on.
Jeez, I got some idiot fapping over here.
612, radio graffiti.
We could have a five-way with me, Tina, and Amy Daly and Dark Frazers and you.
No, you sick, twisted trans testicles.
No, all right?
The sign on my ass says do not enter.
All right, do not enter.
All right, I mean, hey, if you like taking in the pooper, you know, to each their own, I don't care.
But I, I mean, take about 10 steps away from my freaking butt crack, please, all right?
Jesus Christ.
412, radio graffiti.
Hey, ghost, what's up?
Happy baller Friday and happy 200th episode.
Hey, man, thanks a lot, man.
I appreciate it.
8702 Radio Graffiti.
What the hell kind of crap is that?
508, radio graffiti.
Sorry, I'm a Hell and Keller deaf mute.
Well, we kind of figured that.
818, radio graffiti.
The song of Pilot's not voting.
Please call back.
What?
Why the hell are you?
Why did you say 818?
I hear about two or three schlongheads over there.
What's going on?
Hey, are you pregnant?
Now, look at these guys.
They're talking about each other being pregnant for Christ's sake.
All right.
Hey, you can't impregnate each other through the poop shoot, you fruit bowls.
Jesus Christ.
347, radio graffiti.
Turn that down.
Damn it.
Turn it down.
We got people with headphones here.
Epic 435.
Radio graffiti.
I like confetti.
I have a confetti.
I like confetti, That sounds like you like eating confetti from the fat lard that's stuck in your voice for Christ's sake.
We can hear it in your windpipe.
520, radio graffiti.
Lost talk radio censoring anti-filba activists.
I was just banned for saying that in the chat room.
You were banned from saying anti-SOPA in the chat room from the BTR admins?
Yeah, the BTR admins are banning people.
Yeah, right.
They're banning people that are jerk asses.
That's what they're doing, all right?
If you're some stupid jerk dick, you deserve to get banned, all right?
Maybe you shouldn't be an asshole.
Tango whiskey, radio graffiti.
I have no friends.
All right.
Are you happy with yourself, Tango Whiskey?
Are you happy with yourself?
Huh?
You're not going to say anything, boy?
I'm asking you a question, Tango Whiskey.
Against 11s.
Hail Britannia!
Oh, Hail Ultra.
You're tired of that.
John Madden, John Madden, John Madden.
Jesus Christ, get this idiot.
Cut him off, for Christ's sake.
I mean, you see what I got to put up with here?
I mean, do you see this crap, man?
God damn it.
Anyway, let's continue going for Christ's sake.
I mean, where are we at?
Where are we at here?
We're at 732 Radio Graffiti.
I never said that, you splicing pricks.
Shut up!
570, radio graffiti.
I'm going to close this wrench.
I'm not no goddamn French frog.
Don't be sitting over there talking garbage.
All right, boy.
918, radio graffiti.
Hey, Ghost, what's up?
I was just wondering.
Hold on.
Mom, shut up.
I'm not doing my homework until I get to talk to Co.
Don't talk to your mom like that, son.
God damn it.
Wait, what?
Ghost, since when did you become my father?
Where is your father?
How about that?
Where is your father?
He's fucking flying, bitch.
I never get to see him.
He's always off.
He's always out in the other state.
He's always traveling the world, ghost.
Are you hitting me off?
He's flying with me.
He's a pilot?
Yeah, nigga.
Well, at least, you know, your dad's getting some decent tail, you know, with some of these stewardesses, I could imagine.
You know what I mean?
At least he's getting to bang out a few live ones while he's not spending time with you.
So at least you can take comfort in that.
956, radio graffiti.
Hey, he called you?
Yeah, I called you.
Say something.
Oh, my God.
We messed up the trap room.
Hey, ghost.
The only spark you're igniting is the one for the Texas Wildfires.
I can't even understand.
Turn your radio down, loser.
830, Radio Graffiti.
Oh, since Plum, sorry I didn't make it for the four-year anniversary, but happy 40th anniversary and happy 28200th episode.
Sorry about that.
Hey, don't worry about it, Plumbo, man.
Thanks for listening.
You know, you're always an avid listener, an avid caller.
You know what's up?
443, Radio Graffiti.
Gingrich, Paul, 2012.
Best.
Yeah, shut up.
All right, just sit there and shut your mouth.
He's a hypocritical, bureaucratic jerk, and you're going to sit over here and continue supporting him because you're an imbecile.
732, Radio Graffiti.
Hey, Ghost.
What's up?
Hey, look at that.
All right, now we're on the phone.
All right.
I just want to give a shout out to you guys.
You have a great website.
You have a great show going on.
I just want to give a shout out to Jews.com.
And now, here's the question.
Here's the question I got to ask you.
Do you like tits or ass?
Do you like the booty or do you?
How about I'd like for you to shut the hell up and somebody to come into your house and choke you to death?
That's what I'd like right now.
925, radio graffiti.
Hey, why cannot my Moostang turn well?
What?
Why cannot my Moosegang turn well?
Yeah, because you can't do an Indian accent well, alright?
That's why.
Stupid moron.
219, Radio Graffiti.
What the hell's happening over there?
Good God!
There's nothing like Mail over there.
There's nothing but meals.
Do it!
Get him off, engineer!
Good God!
Jesus Christ, they're smelling up the whole chat room like butt crack.
913, Radio Graffiti.
Happy to your anniversary, and yeah, good work, Ghost.
Hey, man, thanks a lot.
I appreciate it, man.
Cosmo Brockington, Radio Graffiti.
I know it's you know it.
Ghost.
Why don't you open up your fucking ear, you stupid asshole?
You mix me with MC Hammer.
Are you kidding me?
MC freaking hammer?
Stop.
Hammer time.
I mean, it's just give me a break.
What is he, a preacher now?
I mean, he's the only asshole that made 60 or was it?
Excuse me, he made $25 or $30 million in one year and blew it all.
I mean, it's just a stupid idiot.
219, Radio Graffiti.
God damn it, you orgy sick, twisted pricks.
2-1-4, Radio Graffiti.
Stop Mixing Me With MC Hammer00:05:54
Some guy getting bitched out by his little sister.
574, radio graffiti.
There's a big, pretty ass fruit bowl gay bastard that's taking it to the shut up.
I never said that.
Shut up.
The rock, radio graffiti.
Up, down, down, F, right, B, A, and stop.
Stupid moron.
Shut up.
All right, we all know the Contra code, all right?
That was a good game back in the 8-bit days, by the way.
224, Radio Graffiti.
Hey, Ghost.
What's up?
Well, goodbye.
248, Radio Graffiti.
Yeah.
What's up, man?
I just want to give a shout out to you.
That was my first show I'm listening to.
I love it, man.
It's tight.
And I'll give a shout out to my friend Dan, my friend Mop.
You know what?
That's tight.
That's tight.
Hey, man, thanks a lot.
I appreciate it, you know?
And of course it's tight because I'm not homosexual.
You know what I mean?
I mean, whenever I blow a fart, I blow a fart like this.
I blow it like this.
I blow it like that for Christ's sake, not like this.
So, of course, it's tight.
I'm not a homosexual, all right?
754, radio graffiti.
Take for the party for your grace, you know?
We'll make cockies out here for dessert.
Goddamn ponies, goddamn it.
Leave me alone.
609, radio graffiti.
Ghost, I have a degree on Asho.
I assume that one day his mother will give him away to a black guy to be a child slave just so she can get some Alabama black stick.
Yeah, come on.
Don't talk that way about Ash Hole.
Ashley sounds like he's got a lot of problems.
All right, leave him alone.
We got Xara Hawks.
What's up?
Radio Graffiti.
Thanks a lot there, Xara Hawks.
And of course, everybody who doesn't know Xara Hawks, he is the true capitalist radio penist.
All right, he's the penist that always calls up and plays the piano for Christ's sake.
So we want to give props to Xara Hawks.
Thanks a lot for calling up, and thanks a lot for listening there, Xara.
423, Radio Graffiti.
Hey, ghost, congratulations on the listen.
Thanks a lot, man.
I appreciate it.
Who else we got?
760, Radio Graffiti.
Ghost, what the fuck, man?
I thought you were going to fight me, you little bitch.
Yeah, shut up.
All right.
You sound like you just popped out of the anal passage of Ricky Martin with that talk.
All right, don't threaten me.
DJ Penguin, radio graffiti.
Extrew all you bastards that are criticizing me for drinking afterbirth.
Now shut up, DJ penguin, you stupid moron.
I never said that.
You people are splicing that and you know it.
305, radio graffiti.
Young bass guy came straight for the bitches.
Mac 10 lamb on the floor like a mattress.
Young bass guy in Olympics.
Stay fucking bitches.
Got the chopsticks with extensions.
Oh, man.
Look at that.
Hey, 305.
You busting a cypher or what?
You busting a cypher?
Hell man.
Hell yeah, man.
You're not going to be able to do it.
I tell you what, I'll battle you right now.
You want to go for a battle right now?
Me and you, right now?
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Go for that, man.
Go for that shit right now.
You go first.
I'll let you.
You know, go ahead.
Ladies first.
Go ahead.
All right, man.
I got to bust this shit right now, man.
All right, go ahead, man.
You better bust it.
I'm a hot and bothered astronaut, crashing wild, jacking off to buffer and vids of Asheroth eating applesauce.
Sent to earth to poke Catholics in the ass with saws and knock blunt ashes into your taskets and laugh it off.
Flip the stickers and mad cattle.
In fact, I'm off six different liquors with a princely plastered on.
Stop screaming, bitch.
You shouldn't be that along with big lips is in the attic arms with an addict on.
All right.
Hey, 305.
All right.
Here it goes a little something like this.
All right.
305.
I'm going to leave your ass bleeding because you can't rap without freaking reading.
Don't step to me.
I'm the OGGHOST.
You shouldn't have messed with me.
You see?
I'm the man with the master plan.
I get real wicked with the freaking mic in my hand.
Do you understand?
I got the freaking mic, and I'm ripping it up like a fat, greasy bull dyke.
What you got to say to me when I slap you in the mouth and take your ass to the south and put you on the stroll, make you my hole, and make everybody out there on the street say whoa at $10 a pop because you know that's what it takes to make them drop.
Because all you are is some two-bit, two-dollar whore to drop.
Jesus Christ, I almost messed up.
Anyway, that's enough.
That's enough.
I'm not trying to be a rapper here for Christ's sake.
Who else do we got going on?
We got 10 minutes left.
Who we got?
702, radio graffiti.
Hey, ghost, what's up, man?
How you doing, man?
We got 757, radio graffiti.
What's your opinion on marijuana?
Well, according to medical reports, it doesn't damage the lungs.
Diego Medina And Marijuana00:06:32
And according to states, they have legalized it for medicinal purposes.
Why the federal government is utilizing taxpayer money, why they're utilizing taxpayer resources and energy to go after states that have legalized this for medicinal purposes, I have no freaking idea.
But it's an abuse of authority, and it's overstepping states' rights, in my personal opinion.
502, radio graffiti.
Did you hear that they're going to change your submarine to cruise ship submarine?
That's kind of crazy.
Yeah, well, Ranger Rick had a 10-foot dick, and then he showed it to the lady next door.
She thought it was a snake, and then she hit it with a rake, and now it's only 5'4.
So what difference does it make, right?
720, radio graffiti.
Tell suspicious Humblewee that Rainbow Dash is waiting for in Cloudsdale.
What?
What the hell are you talking about?
What are you saying?
Jesus Christ.
205, Radio Graffiti.
Jesus Christ, another Helen Keller deaf mute.
562, Radio Graffiti.
Jesus Christ.
219 Radio Graffiti.
Not these sick twisted bricks again.
Oh, oh my god.
You're sick.
Oh, you circle jerk fruit!
Oh, yeah.
Oh, my God.
Get him off.
For Christ's sake, Kenya, get him off!
201, Radio Graffiti.
I would like to give a shout out to my Mexican friend, Diego Medina.
Happy border fly!
Well, I mean, hey, at least you got a Mexican friend.
What's going on to Diego Medina, whoever the hell he is, huh?
As a matter of fact, you know, since I am the king of Mexicans here, let's go ahead and throw on some song here so that we can say what's going on to Diego Medina, whoever the hell that is.
Hey, engineer, do you got some Mexican music on here?
All right, well, let's go ahead and throw it on here.
Let's go say what's up to Mexico with a Diego Medina.
What's going on to Diego Medina?
Oh, yeah, here it is.
What's going on to Diego Medina?
The person that's listening to me of Hispanic descent, what's going on, baby?
I know that the Hispanic community that's listening to the broadcast is going to love this song.
You're going to love this song, right?
Listen to this song.
Listen to it.
I bet you you're loving it.
I bet you you're loving it, aren't you?
All right, shut it off, engineer.
Shut it off.
Yeah, imagine hearing that next to your table at a Mexican restaurant, huh?
Jesus Christ.
Jimmy Kudos, radio graffiti.
Ghost Dimbo!
I'm a Mexican shit!
For Christ's sake, no stop!
My ass bullies!
Ghost!
Ghost!
Dimbo!
I mean, you got ghost tails now, for Christ's sake!
Freaking ghost tales, for Christ's sake!
Jesus Christ, freaking ghost!
Damn it!
I like that cartoon, too, you asshole!
I like that cartoon!
Freaking ghost tales!
Give me the mic.
You're the mic, all right?
I like that cartooner.
I think Uncle Scrooge should be everybody's role model.
All right, you've got my personal opinion.
All right.
Anyway, who else do we got going on over here?
Let's take some Skype callers here.
Dunlop, radio graffiti.
Black man, white man.
I don't think he's got trouble.
You see what you started, Engineer?
You see this here?
I mean, look at him.
I mean, they won't let it die now.
These people out here won't let it die because of you.
Jesus Christ.
C.B. Fart Marshall, radio graffiti.
Ghost and back, back, back, back up again, Eminem.
Ghost and back, back, back, down, brony.
Jesus Christ, don't mix me with Eminem for Christ's sake, please.
All right, you want to talk about a mockery to Black Strife?
You want to talk about a mockery to the hood lifestyle?
Eminem, all right?
Some cracker ass cracker who got his ass beat out of Detroit when he was like 11, 12, comes back when he's 18 and tries to claim Detroit as if he had lived there the whole goddamn time.
He's a fake-ass studio gangster.
He's a piece of crap.
And you can tell him I said that.
All right?
Jesus Christ.
818, radio graffiti.
Wait, hold on.
I'm eating salami.
I was going to place twice.
Hold on.
You're eating salami.
I'm sure that's what's in your mouth.
I'm sure there's a piece of meat in your mouth, but it ain't salami.
I'm sure it's someone's salami.
9-5-1, Radio Graffiti.
Stupid moron.
El Foxo Loco, Radio Graffiti.
Jesus Christ.
Why are you screaming?
Why are you screaming?
Jesus Christ.
Who else do we got here, man?
Let's take a couple of more callers and we're out of here.
How about Jesus Christ?
347, radio graffiti.
Offline Listening Archives00:15:38
Hello, ghost.
Yeah.
Yeah, happy to do this, man.
I got a question for you.
How does this be a racist comic?
I'm not racist, asshole, and I'm not a goddamn communist, all right?
That's not what I saw.
I saw the video you put on YouTube and your Twitter tweet.
Yeah, shut up.
I'm not a freaking commie, you stupid loser.
All right?
Just sit there and shut your goddamn idiotic, inarticulate ass up.
Jesus Christ.
Celtic Brony, Radio Graffiti.
I understand you there, Celtic Brony.
Stop downloading pornography, all right?
Stop downloading pornography.
Jesus Christ.
849, radio graphics.
Ben all brunnies.
Fuck Sopa.
Fuck Peepa.
Fuck Bureaucraps.
Heil Ghost.
Fuck Brennan's.
Ban Albrennies.
Fuck Sopa.
Fuck Peepa.
Fuck Bureaucraps.
Heil Ghost.
Heil Ghost.
Yeah, I kind of like that.
There's many, many more where that came from.
If you thought that you saw whatever you saw in 2011, All right?
BlogtalkRadio.com/slash ghost is the address you need to put to your favorites or in your bookmarks.
It's where every single archive episode that I have ever conducted is housed.
And moreover, follow me on Twitter for Christ's sake.
Ghost Politics, all right?
All one word, no underscores, folks.
Ghost politics is the name to follow.
All right?
Anyway, we are just about out of time here, folks.
We may just kind of, you know, get off the, as a matter of fact, we may end the broadcast before.
Okay, I think we're offline now.
I think we're now officially offline.
If we're not offline, my apologies, folks.
The only people that can listen to this at this point in time are those that are listening into the archive or those that are actually called in right now.
All right?
Those that are actually called in, listening in right now.
These are the only people that can listen to this broadcast.
All right?
Now, what we're going to do here, I'll tell you what we're going to do.
We're going to do a little bit of after-the-show radio graffiti.
That's what we're going to do.
A little bit of after-the-show radio graffiti.
And that's it.
All right.
I mean, I was going to do a couple of shout-outs, chat room shout-outs, but you milky liquors ruined not only my Baller Friday, but you people ruined my goddamn 200th episode.
So, once again, folks, you know, I'm not tremendously thrilled about, you know, doing all these special requests for you folks, all right?
Jesus Christ, we're just going to do a couple, man.
I got to go.
I mean, you know, it's my 200th episode, man.
I should be on 6th Street right now, baby.
It's Friday.
They're going to close off the whole street.
It's going to be millet time, baby.
530, radio graffiti.
God spoke to your time fucking your dad out there.
Yeah, your mother.
559, Radio Graffiti.
I'm going to kick your son's ass.
Yeah, right.
He'd whoop your ass into dog meat, boy.
303, Radio Graffiti.
Hey, Ghost, happy Baller Friday.
Hey, thanks a lot.
I appreciate it.
I'm glad that there's people actually, you know, giving me some positive feedback as it relates not only Baller Friday, but my 200th episode.
You know what I mean?
I'm glad that people are actually giving me the respect that I deserve.
Anyway, let's continue going.
248, Radio Graffiti.
Every time I call the show, you always do guess the minority.
All right?
Well, too bad, all right?
We're not going to do it this time because you already know you're Puerto Rican, all right?
So it doesn't matter.
234, Radio Graffiti.
Ghost, could I maybe clean your office for you?
Free of charge, of course.
I don't know how you could work in such a mess.
I would think that you'd be much happier if this is all cleaned up for you.
What is this crap, man?
What is this?
Is Handbro trolling me here?
Is Hansbro trolling?
Damn it!
Freaking bro!
You're freaking ponies calling me up, for Christ's sake.
Freaking ponies!
Jesus Christ!
You know what?
I'm going to calm down here.
Let me give him a freaking mic for Christ's sake, all right?
I'm going to open up another beer.
That's what I need.
I need another beer.
That's what I need.
I need another beer.
So let me go ahead and drink one right now.
Jesus Christ, where is this?
Give me the freaking beer.
All right?
Any more beer?
Oh, yes.
Open up that beer.
It's open.
It's open.
We got a winner.
Oh, my God.
Anyway, let me go ahead and continue here.
Let me pour this into my crystal glass.
And, of course, this crystal glass was handmade.
Handmade, baby.
You know it, and I know it.
So let's go ahead and pour this beer in here.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, man.
I mean, you know, I like beer, right?
I mean, I'm sorry.
I like Fruck Peter.
Excuse me.
I almost cursed there.
I mean, we got.
Hold on, let me get you in the mic.
Here's the mic.
Freaking mic, for Christ's sake.
I like beer for Christ's sake.
I mean, that's what I like it.
I like it.
All right?
You know what?
I may do chat room shout-outs.
I don't know.
All right.
I don't know yet.
All right?
I don't know what I'm going to do.
I want to thank everybody right now who's listening to me in the after-radio show graffiti.
I want to thank everybody.
We are not live on the air right now.
This is just exclusively for those that are listening into the archive.
Exclusively.
That's why it always pays to go to blogtalkradio.com/slash ghost and download whatever episode that I have conducted in because I always leave a little bit extra after the live broadcast, baby.
Cheers to everybody out there who's listening to me.
Cheers.
Ah, good stuff.
Good stuff.
Anyway, let's continue going out here.
603, Radio Graffiti.
Um, ghost, hey, how's it going?
Why don't you spread your butt cheek so I can fill it with my big nice guy?
Jesus Christ, why don't I pop a hemorrhoid in your mouth, you sick freak?
234, radio graffiti.
Yeah, another Helen Keller death mute.
269, radio graffiti.
Ghost, get out!
Hey, turn that crap down!
662, radio graffiti.
Hey, ghost, how'd you make your first dollar?
I made it working hard.
That's what I did.
Real Mexican radio graffiti.
Oh, these years and still no jumping, Mr. Pecko.
Now, shut up, you stupid moron.
760, radio graffiti.
We don't want to hear your stupid ass whistles.
Sit there and shut up.
423, radio graffiti.
Yo, ghost, that challenge you to a freestyle battle right now.
Oh, yeah, you want to challenge me to a freestyle battle?
Well, you know what?
Tough titty, sit there and shut up, all right?
Sit there and shut up.
You want to hear some good-ass freestyle, off-the-head freestyle?
I'll say some off-the-head freestyle for Christ's sake.
You want to hear something?
You want to hear some crap?
Hey, engineer, throw on that clip when I busted a flow for these sons of bitches.
Throw on that clip.
I love to hear it.
I don't care if I play it so many goddamn times that these people are tired of it.
Play it again, engineer.
All right, here we go.
We're going to try to bust a flow here.
I don't really know where to start, but I guess we'll figure it out, right?
Here we go.
Hey, and remember, the beat is Stunting Like My Daddy by Birdman.
So for all you rapper idiots that like that kind of crap, you know, give him the credit because this is kind of a capitalist song here.
So can we get the beat going on again, please?
Oh, yeah.
Here we go.
Goes out to all you liberals and all you feminists.
You don't want none of ghosts, baby.
You don't want none of ghosts, baby.
Here we go.
Well, look who it is.
This is the man they call ghost.
The host with the most, and I don't mean to brag a boast.
People hate me because I talk about the president.
The fruity liberals into illegal Mexicans.
They all say that ghost is a dangerous man.
Does I speak that politic that they don't understand?
True conservative took my heart just to let them know.
Capitalism took the soul to the bullet hole.
I'm living rich, sitting fat, but I want mo.
I'm living lavish and I ain't got no time for the po.
My ass bleeds for single mothers of date.
But like Maurice said, let them bitches eat cake.
I'm not heartless.
I'm like Rob Hobbs in.
The old politics book called the Bay of Finn.
I'm not cold.
I'm a humanitarian.
I want to see human progress to the very end.
Woo!
Man!
Damn.
That's pretty hard there, man.
Woo!
Man, hold on.
Let me stop there.
Let me stop there.
I'm a little out of breath after that.
All right, one more time, and I'm just going to say random things.
So, if it sounds kind of weird, if you're listening to the archive, I'm just rapping whatever these idiots are busting on.
All right, shut it off, Injure.
They don't hear.
Shut it off.
Shut it off.
They don't need to be listening to that.
You understand what I'm saying?
Hey, yeah, so what?
I'm a rapper, or I can rap.
All right, my album, Who Is Ghost Coming Soon, baby.
My album, Who Is Ghost Coming Soon, all right?
Jesus Christ.
Give me a drink here.
Woo!
Let's take a couple of more goddamn callers, shall we?
214, radio graffiti.
I sit down, wanna pee.
There's nothing that crazy about me.
I'm just taking a whiz.
Mind your own business.
Why is everybody always telling at me?
Taking a whiz.
What?
You actually wrote a song about that?
I mean, come on.
Jesus Christ, originality is being flushed down the goddamn toilet in this country.
FP Lee, radio graffiti.
I'll miss into my son underpants.
Hey, shut up.
I never said that.
Shut up.
610 Radio Graffiti.
Shut up.
Another wizard, radio graffiti.
Why are they so scared of Ron Paul?
Ron Paul makes a lot of sense, and more people ought to listen to it.
God damn it, another wizard.
Don't you ever play a clip on that fat pot-bellied bastard, that fear-mongering piece of crap, Alex Jones, on my show.
You understand that?
Don't you ever do that.
Stupid piece of crap.
818 Radio Graffiti.
Who will survive in America?
Shut up, you stupid moron.
580, radio graffiti.
Hello, Keller deaf mute.
480, radio graffiti.
Hey, Ghost, I had a quick question for you.
Would you be in support of armed resistance in the case of the government using the NDAA in order to make mass arrests of the citizens?
Oh, man.
I defer that comment, or I defer that answer until it actually happens.
But if it actually happens, well, signs point to yes.
571, radio graffiti.
Hey, Ghost.
What's up?
Yeah, I'd like to give a shout out to Exodhawk.
He is an awesome pianist.
He is.
He's a goddamn talented pianist.
I'm telling you this right now.
He is.
I mean, he's only 16 years old, man.
Just imagine he keeps playing for Christ's sake.
We're going to be hearing him in concert.
You know, when he's in concert playing Carnegie Hall or something, I want him to say, it's because of Ghost with True Capitalist Radio.
You know, play some goddamn music or something.
951, radio graffiti.
Hey, Ghost, I got to give you a little something I got to say here.
Go ahead.
All right.
Last Friday, I called in.
I was the dude who said Happy Brony Friday.
And you got a little upset.
But it was my first time calling.
I really didn't know what to say.
I was a little bit flustered there.
And I just wanted to say, sorry.
You know, you're a good guy.
I look up to your show and everything.
I really like it.
And shouldn't be trolling like that.
Hey, man.
No, hey, don't worry about it.
I appreciate it, man.
Thanks for manning up.
Thanks for telling me you're sorry.
I appreciate it, man.
Thanks a lot.
All right.
Seriously, I sounded very sincere.
203 Radio Graffiti.
Here's our organist here, man.
Yeah.
Hey, that sounds jazzy, baby.
It sounds nice and jazzy.
I like that, man.
I like it.
Hey, thanks, Ghost.
I appreciate it, man.
Hey, you want to give a shout-out?
Brush Seigel.
He's my friend.
All right, cool, man.
Whoever, what's the name of Shord Disciple?
What's his name?
Brushard Seigel.
Oh, okay.
Well, whatever his name is, man.
Much props to you, man.
He gave you some props.
I'll give you some props.
517, Radio Graffiti.
Damn Helen Keller, deaf mute for Christ's sake.
508, Radio Graffiti.
Jesus Christ.
206, Radio Graffiti.
905, Radio Graffiti.
Good.
Happy Bowler Friday, man.
Hey, thanks a lot, man.
Happy Bowler Friday.
And not to mention, this is the 200th episode of the True Capitalist Radio Broadcast, man.
200 episodes, baby.
Chat Room Shout Outs00:15:13
Damn.
Jesus Christ, I'm almost afraid to freaking call it Navy Husky Radio Graffiti.
Don't get building potato building on pie.
Melvin.
God damn it!
You're always making remixes of me, goddamn Navy Sand Husky!
Sick of it, man!
God damn it, Navy Sand Husky!
I mean, it's like goddamn every freaking month this asshole pops out of goddamn and give me a freaking mic, man.
And it's not like it's a remix that only gets like, you know, a couple of hundred hits or something.
This asshole gets tens of thousands of hits.
Making fun of me, old Navy Sand Husky.
Son of a bitch.
248, Radio Graffiti.
Hi, Ghost.
I just wanted to say hi.
It's our first time calling.
I just wanted to give a big shout-out to my friend Turz and my friend Tate Trump.
And I want to say, how was the concept of over the moon in gym class today?
Shut up, you stupid moron.
I'm not a gym teacher.
Stop saying that.
All right, that's fruity.
It really is.
It's fruity.
203, radio graffiti.
Hey, this is Bouchard Seigl wishing you a 200 happy anniversary, and I got a song for you.
Pretty good guitar there, man.
All right, finally got some decent guitarists.
I mean, usually we get guitarists coming in here, and they're playing one chord, and I'm not even a chord.
They're not even playing a chord.
They're playing one string.
And it's ming, And that's it.
That's all they got.
Anyway, good guitar, man.
319, Radio Graffiti.
You are sick.
You sick, son of a bitch.
You're sick.
You're twisted and sick.
606 Radio Graffiti.
Damn it, I'm not a freaking hambone.
Damn it!
The only time I gotta tell you this, I'm not a freaking hambone!
Damn it, man!
Give me the freaking mic!
Give me a mic, for Christ's sake, man.
I'm not a freaking hambone.
Stop saying it, man.
Stupid son of us.
360, radio graffiti.
Yo, Ghost, wanted to say happy 200 episodes of greatness.
Happy 200 episodes of being so hardcore.
And we got a DJ personally here to play something.
Hit it.
Let's spin this.
Damn it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Real funny.
All right, 865, radio graffiti.
Hey, ghost, happy 200.
Hey, man, thanks a lot.
I appreciate it.
Who else we got?
We got 214, radio graffiti.
Hi, I would like to ask them why you're such a fucking racist.
Well, I'd like to ask you, why do you sound like you just popped out of the anal passage of George Michael?
What about that?
Well, see, here's the thing.
I'm a good distance away from the phone, but you make all these fucking racist choices.
No, no, no.
Answer the question.
Why do you sound like your nards haven't dropped yet, for Christ's sake?
Because I'm away from the damn phone, and my phone's a piece of shit.
Oh, yeah, right.
You know, there's no bass in your voice.
You sound like a bulldyke.
All right?
You're going to sit over here and talk trash.
You sound like a bull-nosed bulldyke.
Your ass, you have to go to the fucking hospital.
You stupid little brad.
You see, how old are you?
How old are you?
I am 14 years old, and I swear.
You know, when I was 14 years old, you know how I talk, and you know how deep my voice is?
It was just like this, all right, when I was 14.
You want to know why you don't have a manly voice at 14?
Because your mammy was raising you, all right?
Your mammy was raising you.
She didn't, you know, she didn't teach you how to be a man.
She didn't teach you that, hey, look, you have to, you know, assert yourself as a man out here.
You have to at least sound like you got some bass in your voice for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ, you stupid morons.
Who else do we got here?
270, radio graffiti.
I fuck, my son.
Every dirt.
Shut up.
I never said that.
Shut up.
818, radio graffiti.
Let me play something.
You were the idiot that was eating salami.
You're still sucking on that salami, huh?
201, radio graffiti.
Ghost, I'd like to say I'm also 14.
And yeah, that's a lot of dis.
Yeah, you're not 14.
Shut up.
All right.
Give me a freaking break.
You wish that you were with a 14-year-old in a shower, you sick Sandusky piece of shit.
5-0-8, Radio Graffiti.
We're down to this.
619, Radio Graffiti.
Beer girl, Beauty.
I love, I love Seth Haynabas.
Yeah, because he's a cheapest little bitch.
She fed mother bitch.
And then you know the bitch.
This is the mother bitch.
What?
What am I saying?
Supposed to know.
Yo, he needs that torture.
Oh, yeah, look.
Okay.
I think it's about time for everybody's favorite game, it's guest the minority!
That's right, folks.
You hear those people in the background there.
I don't know about you.
I mean, who is it?
It sounds to me like Ashley and his little brother, his older brother.
It's time for everybody's favorite game.
It's guest the minority.
Go ahead and put your guesses on the screen right now.
If you happen to be listening in, go ahead and put it on.
All right.
All right, shut it off, engineer.
Shut it off.
Hey, 619, you there?
Hello, Corinne.
Hello?
Who is this?
It's Asho, dumbass.
Oh, it's Ashole.
Who's that in the background?
Is that your brother?
You heard something about, hey, you like the tea bag that I'm giving you or something of that nature when you didn't even know I was calling on you.
What are y'all fagging off or what?
Well, this is my boyfriend and my other.
Shut up, Edgar.
Shut up!
Just shut up!
It's not your freaking boyfriend.
It's your brother, and he's probably molesting your little bean and cheese hole.
All right, and it's sick.
And I hope there's some authority that's watching this or listening to this so they can send some kind of authority over there to check up on the well-being of yourself.
Anyway, oh, look, look, we got the Austin, Texas Police Department in the house.
I'm about to, hey, Austin, Texas Police Department, radio graffiti.
Yes, according to this, you have been reported to go insane at 7.38 on January 14th.
Shut up.
You could have acted a little bit better.
You know what I mean?
You could have acted a little bit more like a cop.
You could have been like, yes, sir.
We have a report that you're actually advocating some kind of nefarious activity out of the city limits of Austin, Texas.
And we're sitting here.
We would like to ask you to come down to the station.
There's something!
Something!
But no, you sound like some mumbling, stumbling little jerk.
All right?
Jesus Christ.
You know, I'm going to take a break.
That's what I'm going to do.
I'm going to take a freaking break.
And I'm going to come back.
And we're going to do more radio graffiti.
But I got to get another beer here.
And, you know, what should I do here?
You know what I'm going to do?
I'm going to do my favorite song.
A song that was made strictly for the True Capitalist Radio Show by Electric Fence.
All right.
I love this song.
I know people are like, hey, I don't like this song.
Well, you know what?
Talk Titty.
All right.
It was made for me.
It was made for the show.
And much props to much props to Electric Fence.
That's all I got to say.
Much props.
Throw it on.
Because, you know, I got to get some more beer, first of all.
And secondly, we got to get ready for radio graffiti.
So go ahead and throw on a song, engineer.
Black single mom, with the best of children, waiting in line for a welfare check.
Hey, I've got a plan.
Like a real man And I'm all the fucking gangsters get round easily.
I've told everybody in the city.
Join the true capitalist army.
Saves from rules that he's the melting butt of friendship, don't you know?
If you're a serious dude and you want capital, then buy some stock and drink blue hay pool.
It's the slide and goofy bone box is nice.
School Rapper Day, I hope we get some good coolest move to coolers off of me by blow.
Now ain't that a bitch?
I wanted to discuss with you the green glitch.
Join the true Catholic army to save us from drinks by set.
But the engineer is clearly ain't fine.
If you want five seconds, just be you.
The radio will be why you should do this archbook.
The coofie bone box is mug hip-hop cards standing on the corner.
Who will remark anyone at all?
Hey, I've got a plan.
Go and get a drug just like a real man.
I mean, this is America.
This is America.
This is a goddammit toy.
You're listening to Ghost on True Capitalist Radio.
True Capitalist Radio.
Hey, stop encouraging the engineer to take over the show, jerk dicks, all right?
I see what you people are doing.
Cut it out.
Cut it out now.
Jesus Christ.
I sit here, I go and get a beer for Christ's sake, and look at you people.
Let's see what's going on here in the chat room, you milky liquors.
Jesus Christ, give me the, you know, open up this beer here.
Open up one more beer, and we're gonna.
I don't know, after this beer here, maybe we'll give some damn chat room shout-outs.
How about that, huh?
How about a little bit of that?
Or you know what, better yet?
Yeah, we'll get some chat room shout-outs.
What I'll do.
I'll give some chat room shout-outs here.
All right.
Let me pour some damn beer into the dim into the glass.
Oh, yeah.
There we go.
That's what I'm talking about, man.
Anyway, let's go ahead and, you know, before we take some chat room shout-outs, let's get a cluster call going on.
I haven't heard one of those in a long time.
So when I call on your area code, you're going to be on the air.
Say whatever you want, all right?
I'm just going to start calling on area coach.
Just say whatever the hell you want, all right?
0-5-0-1-0 I thought it's the wise Mexican ever.
614 956.
Hey, ghost to defeat to celebrate the defeat of ghosts.
Oh, God.
Oh, lie.
Oh, my, indeed.
Oh, my.
Hey, stop ripping off the top guy.
Pushy nose.
I'm glad to be right here, and I appreciate it.
In fact, I support every person that happens to call from the bathtub.
508, 508.
You're on the one two five oh eight.
I hope I can say oh my personally, but whatever.
I'm so fresh you could suck my nuts.
I'm so fresh you could suck my nuts.
If you stay fresh, you can hop in my club.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
No way.
Get that crap out of here.
Talk about it.
What the fuck is that?
LVCI sweet food you should look at.
I get all these idiots.
Shut up.
Get them all off of here, engineer.
Get him off!
Jesus Christ, sitting over here trying to get a cluster call going on.
This is what I get.
All right, this is what I get.
Get Those Idiots Off Air00:12:31
Anyway, let's do some chat room shout-outs here, folks, and then we're going to go ahead and end the broadcast because it's milletime, baby.
It's Friday on 6th Street in Alston, Texas.
They close off all of 6th Street so everybody can just kind of walk in the middle of the street in a drunken stupor.
You know what I mean?
It's great.
I love Alston, Texas.
It's a great city.
As a matter of fact, let me go ahead and say cheers to Austin, Texas.
Take a chug of this, and we're going to go ahead and give some chat room shout-outs.
All right, let's take it from the top.
We got the BTR rep in the house.
I saw a lot of BTR Reds up in here.
What's going on?
We got Ann, He's Green.
We got Katie Couric as God.
We got Curicles Love Ghost.
Exara Hawks in the place.
DJ Pony 3.
The Lolar guy.
Mike Literis.
Yeah, real funny.
I'm Johnny Brennan.
Yeah, shut up.
All right.
Ryan Dunn Goof.
Don't talk about goddamn Ryan Dunn that way, you asshole.
All right?
Ghost is in GTA 5.
Well, I don't know.
We got Kalevik.
We got Urine Caressor.
Jesus Christ.
Get Ghost for Soap out of here.
Get him out of here.
Get out!
Everybody knows that I'm not for soap, but for Christ's sake, get him out!
We got a lot of Fingina.
He's some kind of, I don't know, I can't read it.
We got Grand Dragon.
I'm not saying that.
Get that boss N-word out of here.
Get Boss N-Word out of here.
Get him out.
Shut up.
You're out of here.
We got 200 dead retards.
200 episodes of crap.
Shove it up, your ass, you idiot.
We got 2012 Vermin Supreme.
Three when the evil trolls something.
I can't read it.
We got 600 wasted hours.
Get 600 wasted hours out of here.
Get him out.
Nine, if he gives those cans.
Shut up, you stupid moron.
Get him out of here, too.
Get that stupid son of a bitch out.
Get him out.
We got a good four years.
Hey, thanks, man.
We got a good demo plan.
A Vieira for Ghost.
A Fat Man in the house.
Alaska and Fuego.
Well, they could use some fire.
I mean, they're freezing to death, for Christ's sake.
I'm not saying that.
Get the one right after.
Get him out of here.
The one right after it.
We got Ann and the Wizard.
We got Anti-Tank Asho.
We got Axe Man 3315.
We got A-Ron Marin or something.
I don't know.
We got Mighty Smack.
We got Blazing Bass Drop.
Get Blazing Bass Drop County Ida.
Get him out.
Gonna make fun of the Texas wildfire.
Get him out of here.
Anyway, I'm not saying the next one.
We got Bouchard's Golt.
We got Brony's Never Die.
We got uh Tumble Flat Chest uh get that dad out of here!
Get Tumble Flat Chest out of here!
Stop making fun of suspicious Tumbleweed, alright?
Stop making fun she made the badass True Capitalist Radio swag video, and you're just hating on Suspicious Tumbleweed.
That's what you're you're just hating, you're a bunch of freaking haters, and that's why you're sitting here flapping your fat Cheeto stained fingers trying to besmirch suspicious tumbleweed, all right?
Son of a bitch.
We got Capitalist Can Hoarder, shut up.
We got Cheer No.
We got Christopher Bond, Clittera Dismemberment, we got Come on Her Face, we got Cosbro, Costa Deltanic, get Costa Deltanic out, get that asshole out, get him out, freaking Costa Deltanic.
You people are soulless, man.
We got Count Dracula in the house, Cowboy Poetry, Crazy U2 Ninja, the Cyber Police, Tan Attack, Ghost is Oprah Winfrey, shut up, all right, you stupid morons.
We got Daniel A Zero, Dash of Rainbow, Dead 999.
Shut, get dead 999 out of here.
He's making fun of my man, Hermit Sugarcane.
He thinks it's a big joke.
Get him out.
Anyway, we got DJ Penguin with his stupid ass.
We got Alaskan NCL.
Get that asshole out.
Get him out.
We got Sugar Free Geo P. Son of a bitch.
Get that asshole.
Stop making fun of Hermit Kane, man.
Leave the man alone.
We've got Ed Plus.
We got Emo Fluttershy.
We got Emperor Reptile.
We've got Epic Fail 200.
Get that asshole out of here.
All right.
Epic Fail 200.
Get that asshole out.
Get him out.
Stupid jerk.
We got Eric Sean, Expo Danny.
We got Ghost is Matt Lauer.
Shut up, please, with the damn Meredith Vieira Matt Lauer fetish.
Shut up.
We got Fat Marshall.
We got Fluffy.
We got Frieza.
We got Folzy.
We got Fumpig.
We got Future DMB in the house.
What's up?
We got Gasgara in the place.
What's going on to Gasgara?
Get that asshole after Gasgara out of here.
Get him out.
Get the asshole after Gasgara out.
Get him out.
Ghost loves Dretton.
Get him out of here, too, for Christ's sake.
Get all those assholes talking garbage about ghosts.
Get him out.
We got Ghost 392.
We got Ghost for Life.
We got Ghostler Not C. Shut up.
Get him out of here, too.
Call me freaking Ghostler, you stupid morons.
We got Ghost Loves Toe.
No, you stupid foot fetish pricks.
Get him out.
Get that asshole out of here, too.
We've got Ghost Engineer.
We got Ghost Swallow.
Get that asshole out of here.
Get Ghost Swallows out of here.
We got Godzillion.
We got Goofy Bone in the house.
Goofy Bone in the place.
We got Grand Elect Myass.
Get that egg.
Get him out of here.
We got Granny's Gumming.
Get Granny's Gumming out of here.
You stupid son of a bitch.
Anyway, we got all the guests up in the place.
What's going on, all the guests that are kicking back, chilling with me?
What's going on?
How you doing?
Anyway, we got Ghost is Al Rogue.
I mean, enough of the Today Show crap.
We got the Harbinger.
What's going on?
Or the Hair Binger?
Whatever the hell you say it.
I don't know how you say it.
Hey, what's going on to you anyway?
We got High Hard.
We go.
What is this?
I love, I love to eat.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
I Ben Ezo.
Hey, kick I Ban Ezzo out just for being a just for being him.
Just for being his lamer ass, no life having self.
Just kick him out anyway.
We've got RC Nurgle.
We've got Isle of.
No, I'm not.
Get Isle of Nazis out of here.
Get him out.
Stupid moron.
Sitting over here talking garbage.
I can't believe you people even have the goddamn Jesus Christ.
Who else do we got?
We got Caroline's fruit cake.
Good damn it.
Damn it.
Enough of this crap.
We're all going to end chat room shout-outs, you stupid son of a bitch.
Give me the mic.
Give it a freaking mic for Christ's sake.
Anyway, we got Carmel Gaben Khan.
We've got Tazuo.
We got King Trelestia.
I'm not saying kick the other.
I'm not saying that.
Forget that.
We got Ghost is Brian Whit.
God damn it, you NBC fish!
God!
Jesus, man!
Enough of the NBC fish!
NBC sucks!
Their programming sucks!
Everything sucks, all right?
Jesus, give me the mic, for Christ's sake, you stupid moron.
Let me just hurry up and get through with this crap.
We got some idiot named Lamar Smith, 20 freaking 12?
Are you kidding me?
We got Lee Harvey Ghost.
Yeah, real funny, you jerk.
Liver poisoning for ghost.
Yeah, yeah.
We've got Luna X Ghost Hat.
Shut up, all right.
Marth the Hambone.
We got Mecca Zawa, Mexican Ghost, Mice on Spruity, Mike Burville, Mr. Shoutout.
Get the idiot after Mr. Shoutout.
Get out of here.
We got nice person in the place.
Somebody named Nove Moore for president.
NWO Informant.
Get the idiots that are after NWO Informant.
Get him out.
my ain't, get that, I get Get out of that asshole out.
These people are sick.
Anyway, we got other leader.
Get that other idiot after other leader out of get him out.
We got get fruit cake out of here.
Get fruit cake out.
I know what they're doing.
Get him out.
We got Pinkie Pie, Ponytime, Press Tilt for Boat, P. Tyler's World, P. Ryan 12, Rainbow Dash for Ghost, Robo Dale, Roger the Al Roger the Alien, Sam the SpongeBobby.
I'm not saying the one after that.
We got Sensual Dinosaur.
Get Shady Does It Better out of here.
To anybody who's going to be admiring dumbass Slim Shady.
Get Eminem lovers out of here.
We got somebody in Show Us Armpits, Slashy, Slime Goral Connoisseur, SP Lee, Stick It, Tainted Eon, The Lunar Socialist, The Chiz, The Lifehouse, The Man with the Plan, The Nutsack Parachute.
Are you kidding?
The Nutsack Parachute?
What kind of sick crap is that?
The Rock 8.
Jeez, Chris, these people are sick, man.
Tina, the Trans-Testicle, how quaint.
Titanic has cool people.
Ah, you son of a bitch.
Get those out.
Get them out.
Sick son of a bitch.
The Titanic has cool people.
They ran into an iceberg, you sick twisted prick.
Anyway, we got Toasty at Denny's.
We've got Tootie Fruity, Trevor Taylor, True Or Gray.
We got Tumbleweed Rainbow.
Get these people that are making fun of Tumbleweed out of here.
Get them out.
We got two cans, one ghost.
Yeah, real funny, jerk dick.
We got 2-0-0.
I don't know what the hell it says.
We got Veteran of Forum Wars.
What's going on?
Anti-SOPA Shirt Production00:04:58
I'm not saying that.
I'm not saying that.
I'm not saying anything.
Z-Fly Guy, what's going on?
And Kurix for Ghost.
Yeah, real funny.
That's it, alright?
That's it.
That's all there is to it.
That's all the goddamn chat room shout-outs that I'm doing here.
All right?
You people are disrespecting me, not only because this is my show, but this is my 200th episode, dicks.
This is a Bowler Friday edition.
Stupid moron.
I'm taking a couple of more.
You know what?
Screw this.
I'm out of here.
Screw all you people.
You gave me no respect today.
You people besmirched my show.
This is the 200th episode, and you didn't even give me goddamn respect.
You gave me no goddamn respect whatsoever.
As a matter of fact, implement chatroom martial law, engineer.
Implement chatroom martial law on these people.
Anyway, folks, I am out of here.
I'm going to 6th Street.
You know it's Millettime, baby.
And we're going out there, and, you know, we're going to, you know, we're going to do what we do best.
I mean, we had a great day on the market today.
We're going to go out there.
We're going to party.
And I'm definitely partying.
There's a lot of reasons to celebrate.
200 episodes, Volar Friday, making capital.
I mean, you know, SOPA is dead.
I mean, there's a lot of reasons.
A lot of reasons to be celebrating.
And you know, I'm going to be taking advantage of the celebration this evening.
All right?
Anyway, folks, make sure to add to your favorites or to your bookmarks.
BlogtalkRadio.com/slash ghost.
All right.
Right there is where every episode that I have ever conducted on Blog Talk Radio is in the archive for free to download.
All right?
Right there in front of your screen, blogtalkradio.com/slash ghost.
And at the same time, folks, I mean, sometimes I like to have some of these spontaneous broadcasts.
Sometimes I like to have some of these spontaneous editions of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
So to figure out when I'm going to have those broadcasts and be the first to find out, follow me on Twitter.
Follow me on Twitter for Christ's sake.
It's that simple.
Ghost politics.
It's right there in front of your screen.
All one word, no underscores.
All right?
G-H-O-S-T-P-O-L-I-T-I-C-S.
All right, it's as simple as that, for Christ's sake.
Follow me on your Twitter, and you'll be the first to find out whether or not I'm going to be conducting a spontaneous broadcast.
Do you understand what I'm saying?
And moreover, folks, you know, we have the True Capitalist Radio Show Shop.
And we're going to be adding more and more products to that particular shop here in the next coming weeks.
All right.
I mean, we're going to be producing some anti-SOPA shirts.
We're going to be producing some, you know, just wait.
Just wait and see what I'm talking about for Christ's sake.
It's going to be great.
Hopefully, y'all can partake in it and, you know, buy some of the damn merchandise.
And if you do buy some of the merchandise, folks, I am going to be doing some games of sorts.
And the only people that are going to be able to participate in these games where I'm going to be giving out prizes and capital, you know, is if you have purchased some kind of merchandise from the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
All right.
Anyway, here it is.
There's the True Capitalist Radio store.
All right.
CafePress.com/slash Ghost Politics.
All right.
We're going to be putting some anti-SOPA shirts.
We're going to be doing a lot of things.
All right.
We're going to be doing a lot of things.
So just make sure that you got all those things in your follows.
Following on Twitter, bookmarks, the whole nine yards.
Anyway, folks, it's been a 200th episode of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
I want to thank everybody for wishing me a happy 200th.
I want to thank everybody for tuning in.
All right.
I mean, yeah, I'm sure that the reason that the BTR reps and the BTR admins are in here because they can't believe that there is consecutive listenership on a consistent basis like this show brings in right here.
And the reason there's listenership there, BTR, is because this man right here is the talent.
I'm the talent.
Not the engineer.
I'm the talent, baby.
Anyway, I am out of here.
All right.
Follow me on Twitter, bookmark, blogtalkradio.com slash ghost.
Anyway, I am out of here.
Long live capitalism and death to internet regulation.
I'm out of here.
Get me out of here.
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