Ghost of True Capitalist Radio opens Episode 198 by celebrating Martin Luther King Jr. Day with soul food before analyzing global market gains driven by China's oil consumption and predicting silver will hit $50 per ounce. He enforces "chat room martial law" against trolls, mocks Newt Gingrich and Ron Paul during the GOP primary, and debates SOPA's impact on creativity. Later, Ghost discusses CIA-Mossad tensions with Iran, North Korea's collapse, and the Costa Concordia shipwreck before engaging in heated exchanges with callers regarding Occupy Wall Street and the Brony community, ultimately threatening to go dark due to uncivilized behavior while promoting his capitalist ideology. [Automatically generated summary]
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You sound fruitier than a box of fruit loops, for Christ's sake.
And now, he'll take it from here.
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What's going on, folks?
And thank you for tuning in with me to another edition of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
And of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
And once again, folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
This is episode number 198.
Good God, 198 episodes of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast have gone by.
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Urban Fried Chicken Markets00:03:14
Jesus Christ, how hard is it?
Anyway, folks, you know, before I get myself all riled up for no freaking reason, baby, it's Taco Tuesday.
Moreover, it was a great day on the markets.
I mean, it ended up closing lower than what the highs were today in the equities markets and the commodities markets, but still a positive day nonetheless.
Whether you were a long-term investor or a day trader, I mean, it was definitely some profits to be made.
Anyway, folks, I wanted to extend my sincerest apologies for not coming by yesterday and doing a broadcast.
I know yesterday was Martin Luther the King Day.
And since everybody was off for Martin Luther the King Day, I just decided to go ahead and take the day off myself and decided to commemorate the day by participating in urban-like activity.
Believe it or not, I went down here to East Austin, where a lot of our urban brethren happen to reside out here in the Austin city limits.
I happen to have patronized a couple of food establishments.
One in particular happened.
And look, you idiots, don't start calling me a racist, but I'm serious.
One happened to have been a fried chicken place.
I'm not joking.
Here we go.
Here we go, for Christ's sake.
Anyway, kids you're not out there in East Austin.
I figured, hey, let me go ahead and make some fried chicken.
Let me see what's going on here.
You know, some soul food, right?
This was a soul food joint, too, man.
I mean, all the collard greens and, you know, all that stuff.
You know, all of it.
Okra, fried okra.
Fried okra is disgusting, mind you, but I mean, all of it.
You know what I mean?
You know, grits, all of it.
Anyway, I decided since it's Martin Luther the King Day, I might as well go ahead and extend my sincerest gratitude for the Martin Luther the King Day by just kind of patronizing these urban parts of town out here in Austin.
And moreover, just partaking in the cuisine of the urban brethren.
And lo and behold, folks, I had a great, what I thought was a great chicken dinner.
Unfortunately, folks, when I got in the toilet, it was a completely different story, for Christ's sake.
I mean, you know, when you see a sign that says, you know, best chicken giblets and livers in town, you know, I mean, maybe I just should have just taken a step back at that fried chicken.
I'm just saying.
I'm just saying.
But anyway, folks, I want to sincerely say happy belated Martin Luther the King Day for all those folks that are out there celebrating last night or yesterday evening or yesterday afternoon whenever the hell you were celebrating.
I also, by all means, folks, I didn't just stick to partaking in urban cuisine.
I also cracked open a Colt 45 and watched BET for a couple of hours and tried to simulate the African American mindset in America.
Global Market Points Surge00:02:51
I don't know.
Anyway, let's just get off.
I'm sorry.
Let's just get off that.
I really happen.
I really did it.
I really did it.
But you see, already people in the Scott App chat room are jumping to conclusions, and I think it's ridiculous.
So let's just go ahead and move on to the next.
Let me just move on to the subject matters that everybody wants to talk about.
And I'm talking about the markets, baby.
So let's talk about the markets really quick, and then I want to take your calls.
Of course, this is True Capitalist Radios.
Let's get right into it.
We got the Dow Jones Industrials closing up on the upside.
I mean, we were up over 150 points today.
Unfortunately, we sold off.
A lot of people took profits.
A lot of the day traders, a lot of the hedge fund managers, everybody was taking profits as the day wore on.
We ended up closing out up 60.01 points, a percentage increase of 0.48% on the day, closing out the Dow Jones Industrials at 12,482.10 points for the Dow Jones Industrials.
We've got the SP 500 also up 4.58 points, a percentage increase of 0.36%, closing out the SP at 1,293.67 points for the SP 500.
We've got the NASDAQ on the upside, also 17.41 points, a percentage increase of 0.64%, closing out the NASDAQ at 2,728.08 points for the NASDAQ composite.
Let's go ahead and go to our brethren across the pond, the fish and chips brethren, I like to call them.
The FTSE 100 was also up today, 36.51 points, even amidst the economic uncertainty with the settlements of Greek and their debtors, The Greeks and I don't want to talk about it.
We've been talking about it all freaking year, last year.
I don't want to talk about it now.
You know what's going on over there in Europe.
But the whole reason why we saw increases, folks, is because, well, I'll tell you about it later.
Anyway, FTSE 100 up 36.51 points, a percentage increase of 0.65%, closing out the FTSE 100 at 5,693.95 points for the FTSE 100.
And of course, for our German brethren across the pond, Volkswagen, the DAX index is up majorly today, 112.92 points, a percentage increase of 1.82% on the day, closing out the DAX index at 6,332.93 points for the DAX index.
So, you know, the reason, you know, the basis of all this increase worldwide in the equities markets is because the positivity that came out of China.
Natural Gas and Crude Updates00:11:10
Believe it or not, China's economic growth did slow to a given point.
I mean, it's not as if it was growing at the rate it's been growing for the past 10 years, of course, but it beat the analysts.
And I'm talking about the global analysts and all these rating agencies' expectations for growth.
And because China's economic development has grown at a faster rate than these analysts expected, well, that's great news not only for our equities market here in America, but for the global equities market across the board.
And that's why you're seeing these increases because, believe it or not, folks, China is highly integrated in our global economy.
And whenever their economy is slowing, that's when you're going to start seeing decreases in a lot of different things because we're highly integrated.
I mean, let me tell you, the reason that we're seeing increases is because China consumes a lot of oil.
It consumes a lot of energy.
It consumes a lot of natural resources.
It has to buy it from somewhere.
It has to buy it from somebody.
So whenever we see retractions in China, as a result, you're going to see retractions in these types of expenditures as it relates to China.
And this is why, whenever you see decreases in China's economic growth, you see retractions in the market.
All right, so let's just go ahead and continue going.
This is why we're seeing the increases in today's markets, for Christ's sake.
You know what?
Let me tell you something.
For all you people that are in here saying, oh, this is boring.
This is so boring.
Well, you know what?
You people are going to be shining the shoes of everybody that's listening to the capitalist commentary that's being given on this broadcast every goddamn day.
Do you understand that?
You're going to be spit-shining the shoes of capitalists, all right, that are listening to this broadcast and are going to become millionaires, for Christ's sake.
So for you people that are sitting over here flapping your fat sausages of fingers on the keyboard saying, oh, this is so boring.
You better be ready to wipe the asses of capitalists here in the next 10 to 15 years.
Probably sooner than that, to be honest with you.
Probably sooner than that.
Let me tell you something.
In my personal opinion, you'll deserve a lot worse.
Matter of fact, implement chat room martial law, engineer.
Implement chat room martial law on these people.
I'm not going to sit over here and be belittled in my own goddamn chat room.
You people are going to sit over here and be text chat warriors in my chat room.
Well, you sit there and shut up on a Taco Tuesday.
How about that?
How about that?
You sit there and shut up on a Taco Tuesday, all right?
Sit there, take it, and eat it, boy.
Eat it like a damn four-day-old banana cheese.
You morons sitting over here.
I mean, I'm shooting burls to you, idiots.
And look at how you people are sitting over here reacting.
Look at how you people are sitting over here flapping your goddamn fast chato-stained fingers on the keyboard at me.
You son of a.
Let me calm my ass down for Christ's sake.
I mean, I've made money in the markets here.
I don't have to sit over here and take this.
I'm implementing chat room martial law, and you people just have to sit there and take it, boy.
Let me continue with the damn commodities markets here.
Once again, folks, this is why you're seeing increases across the board, not only in the equities markets worldwide, but you're going to see increases in commodities because China's economic growth actually grew at an even bigger rate than was anticipated by the worldwide financial analysts out here.
All right.
And not only do we have increases in equities, we have increases in commodities.
So let's get to them right now.
Energy.
Brent crude.
And of course, for all you ass clowns that don't know what Brent crude is, it's the oil that shipped off to Europe and Asia.
It is up today 23 cents.
A percentage increase of 0.21%.
Closing out Brent Crude at $111.57 per barrel of Brent crude oil.
We've got heating oil futures up.
Whoa, wait a minute.
Whoa, whoa, hey, hey, just hey, hey, engineer, slow down.
Good God.
Slow down, for Christ's sake.
I can't read it.
You're sitting over here.
You're flipping a cockham.
Slow your ass down.
You're making better.
You're not making nothing better.
You're ruining it.
Jesus Christ.
I'm sorry, folks.
I'm sitting over here.
You know, this is why the engineer's here.
You know, I got my mind on 80 billion different things here.
Seriously, I got to run this.
I've got to run that.
I've got to look at, you know, I got five different screens.
I've got to look at this story.
I got to look at that.
I mean, the engineer's here to help me sort all this crap out.
And sometimes, you know, whenever he takes control of the damn screen out here, it's like a freaking epileptic seizure, for Christ's sake.
And screw all you people that are saying I can't read.
It's the engineer's fault, you stupid morons.
Keep that up.
I'll fire this engineer.
They're going to cost you your job, engineer.
You better tell them to shut their mouths.
Better tell them to shut their mouths.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, engineer, put it back up.
We got gasoline futures.
God damn it.
Oh, they're down, actually.
Gasoline futures are down $5, a percentage decrease of 0.52%.
We've got heating oil futures up 87 cents, a percentage decrease of 0.29%.
And good God, did you see natural gas?
I mean, what have I been saying about natural gas for Christ's sake?
I mean, what is it going?
It's going down, And I'm so glad that I'm not sitting here having any kind of interest in this volatile natural gas market.
And all we've been reporting for the past several days is nothing but negative numbers coming out of the natural gas market.
I mean, did you see it today?
Let's just go ahead and tell them what it is, all right?
It is down 17 cents today, a percentage decrease of, get this, 6.63% decrease on the day.
I mean, good God.
I mean, I bet you individuals that have hardcore vested interest in the natural gas market, who anticipated that natural gas was going to be the next big thing, who, you know, bought hook line and sink or this T-Boo Pickens nonsense several years ago that, yeah, I'm T-Boo and Pickens of natural gas and going ram, ram, ram.
For all you people that bought into that nonsense, let me tell you something.
You are losing your shirt.
I wouldn't be surprised if you people are going to be flying out a window here soon because major, major losses in the natural gas.
Let me tell you something right now.
I know that, yay, there's, what is it, 300 years worth of natural gas under the earth.
Okay, great.
But who's going to build the infrastructure for natural gas, you idiots?
Who's going to make the natural gas-based cars?
Who's going to build the natural gas-based pumping stations and the gas stations and so on and so forth?
Jesus Christ.
Stupid idiots.
Let me tell you something right now.
The only natural gas that you're going to get from me is this.
This is the only natural gas you're going to get from me.
That's the only natural gas that you're going to get from me, for Christ's sake, because I'll be goddamn if I ever invest in the natural gas market.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, let me go ahead and screw.
Oh, look at these fruits.
Look at these fruits in the chat room.
They're like, oh, look, virgin, virgin.
You see, only a fruity-ass, disgusting Fruit Bowl America would be talking something like that.
Because let me tell you something.
Most people wouldn't even be considering, you know, farts as some kind of prelude to virgin anal passage.
Jesus Christ.
You know, I was just about to lift chat room martial law too before these idiots started scrolling this goddamn crap on the screen.
And for all you people that are sitting here wondering why you're not seeing nothing on the screen, it's because I've implemented chat room martial law because these scumbags are sitting over here being a bunch of damn butt plug up the ass heaven milky liquors.
Jesus Christ.
Let me continue going for Christ's sake.
My heart's beating like a rabbit, but you people don't give two rats asses.
Anyway, let's get to natural gas.
Alrighty, we're in Wicker Natural Gas.
Let's go to WTI Sweet Crude.
And of course, for all you ass clowns that don't know what WTI Sweet Crude is, it's the crude oil that's consumed by America and the United States.
It is up today $2.23, a percentage increase of 2.26% on the day, closing out WTI at $100.93 per barrel of WTI Sweet Crude.
All right.
Now, look, I'm going to go ahead and move on to agriculture here.
I'm going to try to lift chat room martial law here just for a second.
All right, I'm just going to, you know, I'm just going to lift it just for a second, but goddammit, you troll terrorists, you cyber vermin, you ridiculous, pathetic, useless human beings out here.
If you ruin it, if you ruin it, I won't, you son of a bitch.
I'll just play mute.
You know what?
I'll play music right now.
How about this?
How about I just start playing music like this?
Here, put on some music, engineer.
These people are sitting over here.
They think that I'm laughing.
They think they think that I'm joking.
Look at them.
They think I'm joking.
You people think I'm joking?
You people think I'm joking?
I'll sit over here and boil the balls up, you people.
I'll make sure that all of you drop off like flies for Christ's sake.
You stupid cyber vermin piece of crap.
I don't appreciate you people treating me like this.
God damn it.
P put on some goddamn put on some music for these idiots, all right?
Put on some goddamn music for Christ's sake, engineer.
I don't care what it is.
But whatever it is, I want to make sure that these people are suffering for a little bit, and I want to give them a little glimpse.
I'm going to give them a little glimpse of what I will spend the whole show doing if these people continue to be troll terrorist pieces of Milky Lipid, butt-plug-up-ass-looking, wish they had a girlfriend having pieces of chicken eating cornboy crap.
So I don't care what it is.
God damn it, I don't care what it is, engineer.
Engineer Music Request Denied00:02:01
Just put something on.
I gotta go for Christ's sake.
I gotta go for Christ's sake, engineer, for Christ's sake.
These people are pissing me off.
I gotta go out there and get a breath of fresh air.
These people are pissing me off.
I gotta go get a breath of fresh air for Christ's sake.
I gotta go.
Just throw something on.
I don't care.
I gotta get the hell out of here.
I gotta get out of here, Engineer.
Get throwing off.
Throw anything on.
Black man and a white man in town.
He's got trouble.
Get in his way.
He's gonna cut you down.
Take it over.
He can arrive.
Kicking a shoot.
Don't take nothing.
Bad.
Scared of nothing.
Yeah.
He's so bad.
They call him ball.
He's a ball.
Call the nigga.
He's so bad.
They call him ball.
He's a ball.
Nigga Damn it, engineer, Guck.
That's ball nigga.
They call him ball.
Turn off right now, engineer.
Bad.
Turn it off right now, I hear that.
They call him ball.
Ball nigga.
Turn it off, Guck.
Metals Market Analysis Time00:15:57
Damn you.
God damn it, Engineer.
What the freak are you doing?
Couldn't you throw something on that stupid racist song?
It's the day after Martin Luther the King Day, for Christ's sake.
God damn it, Engineer.
Stop crying.
This is serious.
This is serious business.
Yesterday was Martin Luther the King Day, for Christ's sake.
You're sitting over there playing that sick, disgusting black exploitation crap.
Jesus Christ.
As you can see, folks, my heart's beating like a rabbit for Christ's sake.
I mean, I mean, that's what I have to do.
You know, the reason I had to.
The reason I had to just take a step back here from the broadcast for a second is because I needed a goddamn beer for Christ's sake.
You know, I needed something to drink.
You know, I needed something to drink.
And, you know, some Jesus Christ.
I have my beer for Christ's sake.
And you know what?
Let me tell you something right now, folks.
I don't really appreciate you people, you know, agitating this poor engineer.
I don't appreciate you people agitating my broadcast.
I don't appreciate you people spreading slanderous lies about me.
I don't appreciate you people spreading stupid YouTube videos about me.
I don't appreciate you people doing what you're doing, man.
I mean, I deserve more respect than this, all right?
I mean, I'm listened to by tens of thousands of people throughout the world.
And to sit over here and to take the ridicule and the disrespect from you people.
I need a beer for Christ.
Give me my fear of beer for Christ's sake.
Give me my beer.
All right.
Now, I need something a little stronger here because you people are literally sucking the life right out of me with all your stupid cyber vermin troll terrorist tactics.
So, whenever I'm here now, I'm going to start drinking a little bit more of a more stout beer, a more strong beer for that, for that.
Jesus Christ, my chest hurts.
I'm going to drink a little bit more stronger of a beer for Christ's sake.
So, let me go ahead and go ahead and open up this beer.
This is Spottin Optimator for all you ass clowns that don't know.
It's made by the Germans.
Los Logan, Sliegen, Sloggin, Volkswagen.
It's Optimator for Christ's sake, man.
This is some strong beer.
And, you know, let me tell you.
I'll tell you something right now.
This beer right here isn't for the little pansy-ass little fruit bowls that get little fruity-ass shots like water moccasins and all that other nonsense.
This is for people that got balls.
This is a man's beer right here.
All right?
8% by volume alcohol right here.
All right, let me tell you something right now.
I don't care how badass of a drinker you are.
This is what I'm talking about out here.
Let me go ahead.
It's not a stout.
This is actually malt liquor because of the alcohol content in this beer.
They've got to consider it malt liquor.
Can you believe that?
Let me open up this beer.
Jesus Christ.
All right.
Open up this goddamn beer for Christ's sake.
I'm going to pour it in, of course, to, I mean, I don't understand what's the.
I'm not trying to intend for this to be a German theme here, but, you know, once again, folks, you know, I like to drink.
Jesus Christ, I can't catch my breath here.
I like to drink with a little bit of class.
Do you understand what I'm saying?
I like to drink with some class.
So not only am I going to drink some goddamn imported German beer that costs about $10 a six-pack, all right?
I'm going to drink it in a German glass, handmade, all right, by some, you know, German schlogginschliegen wienerschnitzel out there, some kraut.
All right, this is for out of a Bodum.
They don't even sell these anymore.
This is actually the schooner-size Bodum glass.
All right, unfreaking believable, man.
Badass worksmanship, badass craftsmanship.
I don't even understand why Bodum stopped making these, but I know that I do have somebody that's in the true capitalist fan ring of honor who happens to be a glass blower.
Hey, man, if you can emulate what these Bodum glasses are doing with their glasses with your own style and pizzazz, I guarantee you you'd be kicking some goddamn ass.
Let me go ahead and pour my beer here.
Go ahead and pour the beer into the glass.
Oh, yeah.
I mean, it looks like syrup.
It looks like syrup, man, coming out of the goddamn body.
It looks like syrup.
Oh, man.
This is what I'm talking about.
Yeah.
Woo!
Oh, man.
Where put this bottle somewhere, engineer.
Get that put puts.
I don't care where.
Put up your ass.
I don't care.
Give me the goddamn mic.
Give me the mic.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, folks, let me tell you, this is what I had to take a step back from.
This is why I had to leave the broadcast here for a second for, folks.
And I'm sorry this racist ass engineer of mine is putting on the despicable, disgusting black exploitation movie intro.
I don't know what his problem is, but I'm sorry.
I know yesterday was Martin Luther the King Day, and I want to extend my sincerest apologies to anybody who took offense to that.
I'm serious.
I mean, this engineer, you know, tell him you're sorry.
Tell the brothers you're sorry right now before they, you know, find you in the middle of Compton and then, you know, give you a Melvin or something.
He's sorry, as you can see here.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, folks, I'm sorry.
I was supposed to get into the agriculture here.
Before I do the agriculture commodities, I want to say cheers to all the true capitalists that are listening to me throughout the world.
All right?
I'm drinking some badass stuff.
It's Taco Tuesday.
I had some great gains on the markets.
I'm making money.
That's what I do.
That's what I do.
I want to say cheers to everybody out there who's listening.
Let's take some drinks.
And of course, you have to be over the age of 21 to drink.
Just wanted to go ahead and clear that out.
All right.
Cheers, folks.
Oh.
Oh, yeah.
And mind you, I already had two before I got on the broadcast because I was having such a great day on the market.
You know what I mean?
Woo!
Anyway, let me continue going.
Let's get to the agricultural commodities here.
Canola is up $6.10.
That's a percentage increase of 1.18%.
Uh-oh, Cocoa is up $23.
That's a percentage increase of 1.55%.
What did I tell you about that, there ass clowns?
We got coffee down today, 10 cents.
Very modest downtrend towards that particular commodity.
But once again, we've been seeing nothing but increases.
Nothing but increases in goddamn coffee.
And here we go, these idiots about you.
I'm un-American because I don't drink coffee.
Well, you know what?
I don't give a crap if you people think that I'm un-American because I don't drink coffee.
Coffee isn't even made in America.
Coffee is not even made in America, you stupid jerk-offs.
And you know why I don't like coffee?
It's not just because I don't personally drink it, because I'm naturally energized.
Unlike you dickheads that are sitting over here have to make an excuse just to get up and go to work in the morning.
I'm naturally energized to go out there and make that capital, make the money, obtain assets.
That's what I do.
I'm a capitalist.
But I'm sick and tired of you idiots that make such a goddamn excuse for being such idiot jerk asses in the morning by saying, hey, dude, just don't talk to me.
Just don't judge me.
Unless I have my coffee, dude.
Just don't do it, dude.
Shut up, all right?
I'm telling you this right now.
The next person that tells me that is getting a swift kick to the balls.
I'm not joking.
Don't say it.
If you say it to me, I'm telling you this right now.
If there's ever a ghost con and you people come up to me and say, you know, just don't come up.
Don't don't talk to me unless I'm serious.
I don't give a shit.
I don't care about the assault charge.
All right?
I will kick you in the balls.
All right?
Jackass style, baby.
You understand what I'm saying?
Just straight swift kick nutshot.
Do you understand?
I'm sick of that.
I'm sick of people being such an excuse-making pieces of pathetic crap.
You know, oh, I just need my coffee.
Shut up.
Just sit there and shut your mouth.
Jesus Christ.
Where the hell am I at, engineer?
Jesus Christ.
Where the hell am I?
I forgot.
I've even lost my.
Oh, yeah, coffee.
We're just talking about coffee, so we're at coffee.
Let's go ahead and go to corn, shall we?
Corn is seeing a gradual increase today because we've seen nothing but sell-offs in corn ever since corn ethanol subsidies were completely cut thanks to the complete and utter, just complete amplification of that particular goddamn subject on this broadcast, True Capitalist Radio.
It was because we made that a focal point every time we delivered the news on corn.
We made it a focal point in our broadcast to make sure that everybody knew that taxpayer money, taxpayer money was gone, going to turn half of the goddamn corn yield into ethanol so that we can put in our gas guzzlers.
Well, by God, because this man right here for the past goddamn four years has been yelling about this stupid subject matter.
It's finally got overturned, baby.
And that just goes to show you the influence of true capitalist radio.
Let me tell you something right now, folks.
If you look at all the commentators out there, these mainstream talking heads, all right, these jerk dicks that are making all the millions of dollars, and take a look at the rhetoric they're trying to feed you, it seems like they're taking notes from this broadcast right here.
You understand?
I mean, even the politicians, for Christ's sake, I saw Rick Santorum in a debate in New Hampshire literally say verbatim what I said in 2009, early 2009, about the Iranian revolution.
The time when the Iranian youth rebelled against the Ayatollah, rebelled against Ahmadimajad, and how we sat there and did nothing.
I mean, he even repeated the same way I said it.
He repeated the same cadence every same way I said it.
So I'm telling you this right now.
When you start hearing True Capitalist Radio broadcast, you start hearing people out here in the public sector and the private sector, people that are out here in the media, start quoting, yet not directly quoting, but just sitting there trying to, you know, use the things that I've been broadcasting here on this broadcast for four years.
They're trying to wrap it up as their own.
You know as well as I that these people are ripping off from this man right here, the underground legend himself ghost from True Capitalist Radio.
And I want you all to remember that.
Put that in your subconscious.
And don't ever forget it.
Son of a bitch.
Anyway, let me just get to the goddamn markets.
All right.
Cotton is up $2.72, a percentage increase of 2.85%.
We've got wheat futures up $3 today.
Sugar is up $0.26.
Soybean futures are up $25.25.
We've got lumber futures.
Oh, good God.
Lumber took a dive today.
It is down $4.70, a percentage decrease of 1.91% decrease on the day for lumber.
We've got oak futures up today, $4.25, a percentage increase of 1.50% on the day for oats.
And we've got soybean oil futures up 48 cents.
And it looks like the bull-nose bulldyce did not come out today for the wool futures, baby, because wool is down $5, a percentage decrease of 0.37%.
So it looks like Rosie O'Donnell and beatnecked Ellen DeGeneres and Jody Foster's Knuckle are not out there looking for their freshly cut pieces of wool in today's session.
Let's go ahead and go to the medals, shall we?
The medals.
Let's get to the goddamn metals.
Anyway, we've got copper up today, and of course, you saw an increase in equities, particularly of which durable goods and manufacturing.
And whenever you see increases in these equities markets, you're probably going to see, nine times out of ten, an increase in copper, and that's exactly what we saw today.
Copper is up $8.80, a percentage increase of 2.42% on the day.
Let's get to precious metals, shall we?
Gold.
I mean, Jesus Christ.
How many times have I been saying about gold?
How many times have I been saying about silver?
It's time for you people to get off the sidelines, get on the front lines, and start riding that wave, baby.
All right, start riding that wave up to the top.
For the riots!
Stop single.
They're jerking off.
Jesus Christ, folks.
I'm telling you, I can't catch my breath, but you know what?
I'm going to keep going.
I don't care if I have a goddamn heart attack on this broadcast on a freaking taco.
I don't give a crap.
You piece of crap.
Anyway, we got gold up today.
$21.70, a percentage increase of 1.33% on the day.
Closing out gold at $1,652.52 per troy ounce of gold.
And goddammit, you stupid scumbag, milky-licking, dumb idiots.
What have I been telling you about silver?
What have I been telling you about silver, baby?
I've been saying that you better ride this silver wave.
As much as you should ride the gold wave, the silver wave is going to get you more percentage yield for your investment.
All right, I'm telling you, I'm bullish on goddamn silver for the next six to nine months.
I'm telling you this right now.
And let me tell you, if you've been reading the business news sectors of any one of these outlets out here, whether it's CNBC, Bloomberg, Fox Business, we're already starting to hear rumblings out of the Federal Reserve of a potential quantitative easing three, even if the economy shows modest growth.
I'm telling you this right now, folks.
I've been telling you, wait for stimulus package three, or not stimulus package three, excuse me, quantitative easing three.
Screw stimulus pay.
If stimulus package three happens, I'm leaving the country.
Let's put it that way.
All right?
But quantitative easing three.
And for you economics majors, you know what I'm talking about for you folks that aren't economics major.
Capitalist Fallacy Explained00:14:32
It's nothing more than the Federal Reserve's fancy way of printing more money.
And the result of printing more money for the sake of printing more money is a side effect of that is the fact that our dollar is going to be worth less.
All right?
And by default, just by default, for Christ's sake, as the Federal Reserve continues to print money, just by that, you're going to see increases in these two particular commodities, gold and silver.
All right?
And on top of which, folks, I'm telling you, why don't you take a look at the advertisements of every news network?
All right?
CNN, MSNBC, Fox.
I don't care who you watch.
Take a look at the commercials and who in the hell's advertising.
Gold people, silver people.
They want to buy gold.
They want to sell you gold.
They want to sell you gold shares.
They want to, I mean, you even got goddamn gold and silver miners pumping and dumping their freaking stocks, their OTC stocks for Christ's sake, over these damn news media outlets for Christ's sake.
All right?
So in my personal opinion, folks, I'm telling you this right now.
My price point is $50 per troy ounce of silver.
And in my view, I'm going to start liquidating slowly but surely at that price point to see what the market's going to do.
It's either going to take a dramatic retraction because it's a price point that was set last spring in the silver market, or we're going to see a dramatic spike after that particular price point, and we may just see silver prices $60, $70 a troy ounce.
I'm not joking.
I mean, but that price point, that $50 price point is key, in my personal opinion.
And of course, we set that last spring.
And the only reason that it retracted from that price point is because of the increases at the CME group and their goddamn margin requirements.
But we've already beat that subject matter for a dead horse.
So let's go ahead and talk about the price of silver right now.
And I've been telling people this.
Ride that silver wave.
It is up to date 53 cents, a percentage increase of get this 1.82% on the day, closing out silver at $30.06 per Troy ounce of silver.
And it's not too late, folks.
I'm telling you this right now.
There's a bunch of ways, a bunch of ways to be able to accumulate silver.
All right, whether it's to as simple as going to the damn pawn shop and buying scrap silver, buying silver jewelry, or going online to a bullion distributor or a bullion producer, one of these people that actually either makes the silver bars in question or go out and actually invest in coinage.
I mean, there's so many ways to invest in this silver bubble that's happening here.
I think that everybody should start entertaining whatever way you're going to make a play on this.
Don't forget ETFs also.
ETFs is also a good way of potentially making money on this damn on this damn silver bubble.
Because look, just remember, if you have physical silver on your person and don't be going out highlighting it, don't be sitting over here showing some chick with big tits, hey, look at all these bars of silver that I've got.
Don't be doing that.
That's what had Binion killed.
Remember Binion?
Binion's casino?
That's what got that poor son of a bitch killed.
All right, so don't be sitting over there bragging about, hey, look at this.
I got 80 pounds of silver right now.
Don't be doing it.
All right.
But you need to slowly but surely possibly invest at minimum at this point 10% of your portfolio in metals at this point in time.
In my view, I think that at this point to diversify your portfolio, you need to at least have 10% of your portfolio in actual physical metals, if not more.
I mean, it's up to an individual's discretion on how much.
But let me tell you something right now.
I mean, I'm not holding anything in cash.
I know last week we had a run on the dollar against the Euro, and the only reason that we had that run is because the European Union is dwindling in its own socialism.
I mean, you know, the people don't want austerity.
I mean, there's a whole bunch of factors on why Europe is, you know, the Euro is going down against the dollar.
But the dollar isn't doing much better, folks.
I mean, we're not being fiscally responsible as a government.
I mean, the government's continuing to spend money.
I mean, as much as they claim that they're cutting, you know, whenever they announce, hey, look, we're cutting this and we want to consolidate these departments and we want to do this and that.
Well, every time they do that, they want to grow another bureaucracy.
There's some new consumer financial protection agency or the goddamn Union Relations Board or whatever bureaucracy out here that's being grown or created to replace these so-called cuts is just a fallacy.
The whole concept of the government cutting anything at this point in time is a fallacy.
So in my view, we are going to continue to see the government blow the money and it's going to completely devalue our dollar.
And I'm not keeping, I mean, I'm going to try to keep as little of my assets as possible in dollars.
And that's all I got to say.
Anyway, let me continue going for Christ's sake.
Livestock.
We got live cattle up 70 cents today.
A percentage increase of 0.55%.
We've got cattle feeder futures up 37 cents.
That's a percentage increase of 0.25%.
And for all you fat, jelly-ass that like to shove a couple of down your goddamn gullet.
Well, it's going to cost you a little more because lean hogs are up, baby.
Lean hogs are up 35 cents, a percentage increase of 0.40%.
As a matter of fact, let's go ahead and shut down the chat room, engineer.
Implement chat room martial law on these stupid pieces of crap that are sitting over here.
I'm bored.
I don't get it.
You're going to be spit shining all the capitalist shoes that are listening to this broadcast and are capitalizing.
You understand that?
All the capitalists that are in here, you see all these idiots flapping their fat sausages of fingers on the keyboard talking about, I'm bored.
These people are going to be the detriments of society that you, when you grow up and you're capitalists and you're millionaires and you're taxpayers and you're the one that are flipping the bill for this society, it is going to be your decision what to do with these pieces of crap.
You know what I mean?
I mean, what are you going to continue to give them food cards so they can, at the first of the month, get slabs of steaks and, you know, get Coca-Colas and all this other nonsense, getting a free housing voucher program so their ghetto asses can move into your neighborhoods?
Are you going to finally straighten up and realize that, hey, like the old saying goes, don't feed stray animals because they breed.
And we're seeing the very consequence of that very saying in today's America.
And I'm telling you this right now, all you scumbags that are sitting here in this chat room saying, I'm bored.
You're the idiots.
You're the idiots that I'm speaking about.
You're the people that are going to be detriments to society.
You are the mindless morons that are not going to be capitalizing on anything because, oh, it's so hard.
I don't get it.
Yeah, well, shop and sit there and suffer then.
You sit there and suffer then.
If you're not going to sit here and take the commentary and all the analysis and everything that we bring to all the capitalists in the broadcast, if you're going to fail to sit here and act on it, well, then just sit there and shut up and like it anyway, all right?
Let the capitalists take in the information and capitalize.
And all you stupid scumbag troll terrorists and cyber vermin that are too simplistic to understand what I'm saying, just sit there and shut your mouth, all right?
You sit there and shut your stupid stinking mouth.
I don't want to see your stupid opinion.
I don't want to see what the hell you have to say on the goddamn chat room because you're meaningless, useless eaters.
You understand?
You people that are sitting here saying, oh, I'm boy.
You are useless eaters that are detriments to human society.
I mean, the only contribution that you stupid, useless people that are sitting here flapping your fat Sheeto stained fingers on the keyboard talking malarkey against me, the only contribution that you do is turning perfectly good food into shit.
That's your contribution, you stupid, useless pieces of garbage that are sitting here flapping your fat Sheeto stained fingers on the keyboard.
You just turned perfectly good food into shit.
And the bad part about it is, is the shit you take actually has more of a contribution to this world than you.
Because at least shit vegetates the earth.
It inspires new life.
What the hell are you doing?
What the hell are you useless pieces of shit that are in here flapping your fat Cheeto stained fingers on the keyboard saying, I'm boyhole?
Well, what the hell are you doing?
You're doing nothing.
You're a waste of human flesh, for Christ's sake.
You're a cancer on the earth.
You're raping the earth of natural resources.
That's what you stupid pieces of crap are doing.
So don't sit over here and give me this nonsense.
Then, oh, yes, I'm boy.
Yeah, you should be lucky to be alive, you ungrateful pricks.
You should be lucky that you're getting your fat mouths fed.
You should be lucky you had houses over your goddamn head for Christ's sake.
But no, you're just you're not.
You're unappreciative little pricks, all of you.
I don't care how old you are.
I don't care who you are.
You're unappreciative idiots.
You know, I mean, 200 years ago, you idiots would have to build your own houses.
250 years ago, you have to freaking build your own house, hunt your own food, make your own clothes.
You have to do all this crap yourself, for Christ's sake.
You're going to sit over here and give me, I'm pointing.
I'm bored.
Just shut your mouth.
Shut your stupid mouth.
You're a useless eater.
That's what you are.
And for you to sit over here and come into my show and say, I'm pointing, well, then sit there and shut your mouth and speak when you're freaking spoken to, you useless eater.
You understand my taxpay dollars and every working person in the world's taxpaying dollars are being used to continue to sustain your useless mouth-eating crap.
But let me tell you, us taxpayers are getting tired.
We're getting tired of you useless eating pieces of crap that are making no contribution to the earth.
We are getting tired of you people.
This earth would be so much more peaceful.
We would progress so much more rapidly if we, as the American collective psyche, didn't have our emotions and our empathy misdirected in this idea that we have to feed and clothe and house every human being because it's God's special creature.
That's nonsense.
And that's why I'm saying, folks, I'm telling all you idiots that are sitting here saying, I'm pointing to sit there and shut up and eat it.
All right?
Us capitalists that are sitting here capitalizing on the information that I'm broadcasting here.
You people are going to be shining our shoes out here.
The capitalists are going to be owning your ass.
And let me tell you, at some point in time, the capitalists are going to be tired of giving you the welfare card.
And the capitalists are going to be tired of giving you idiots free housing for Christ's sake.
And at some point in time, we're going to force you to eat what we give you.
All right?
This is not a world where you get what you want.
You get what you get.
And we reported, what was it, two or three weeks ago, about how the government has okayed horse meat for human consumption.
I think that's great.
I think that's an unbelievably great.
Finally, the government is finally thinking on their toes for Christ's sake.
Horse meat for human consumption.
And we should force the poor in America that are collecting entitlements, we should force them to eat it.
Instead of sitting over here giving them welfare cards so they can go out here and eat T-vote steaks, sirloin steaks on the American taxpayer.
Meanwhile, you've got actual American working people that the only time they get steak is when they have a goddamn family get-together or when they have some kind of goddamn holiday for Christ's sake.
I'm telling you this right now.
You idiot, dumb, disgusting pieces of wasted human life that fail to make a contribution to society.
Your days are numbered.
And you people can sit over here and think it's a big freaking joke.
You could think this is some freaking big game for Christ's sake.
But look around you, you idiots.
Look at all around you.
The signs are there.
Your days are numbered.
So you people can sit over here and continue to laugh.
But when that day comes when you have to make judgment upon yourself and they look upon your life and they realize that you are nothing more than a detriment to human society, what should they do with you then?
That's all I'm saying.
Anyway, that, my friends, is the markets for your ass.
Jesus Christ.
And I'm so sorry, folks, that I'm so sorry I went off teaster here.
And to all the capitalists that had to sit here and listen to that, I'm sorry.
All right?
I'm sincerely sorry out of the bottom of my heart, for Christ's sake, because these stupid troll terrorists, these cyber vermin, these aren't from one specific geopolitical area.
They're from all over the world.
And these useless human beings actually believe that they deserve to live just because they can breathe.
They think that they deserve to be fed and clothed and howled just because they exist.
And that is a fallacy that goes against the very fabric of this world, of this realm.
It goes against nature, you jag off.
And it pisses me off every time I see a useless human being that is just completely unappreciative of not only their own existence, but everybody else's existence.
So screw you, useless eating pieces of trash.
If you're not going to make any contribution to society, then you just be well aware that the capitalists are in their moral, ethical, and legal right to basically make judgment on whatever the hell should happen to you, pieces of loser trash.
And don't you ever forget it.
Lifelong Bureaucrat Critique00:15:10
Anyway, let me lift chat room martial law here for a second.
Anyway, 646-652-4869.
All right, that's the number to call for Christ's sake.
And moreover, let's just take some damn Twitter shout-outs for all the folks that are listening in right now.
For you folks that want a Twitter shout-out right here, right now.
As a matter of fact, lock down that chat room, engineer.
Lock down the chat room.
They're sitting there already starting it.
Lock it down.
For all you folks that want to sit here and have a shout-out right here, live on the broadcast, all you've got to do is retweet the first tweet on my Twitter account.
And here's the Twitter account, Ghost Politics.
All one word, no underscores.
It's right there on the screen.
All right.
Retweet the first tweet on that Twitter account.
And moreover, for all you folks that are just coming in and wondering why the hell you can't see anybody chatting, it's because I've implemented chat room martial law on these scumbags because they're goddamn troll terrorists, they're cyber vermin, and they're uncivilized pieces of garbage.
And until these people can act civilized, I'm going to implement chat room martial law until further notice, Milky Lickers.
Jesus Christ.
You people should all be ashamed of yourselves, but we're in shameless America, you know?
We're in shameless goddamn America.
That's what we're in, for Christ's sake.
Anyway, let's set some tweets.
Do we have any Twitter shout-outs, Engineer?
To the Engineer, we do have some Twitter shout-outs.
Let me tell you, I'm not going to take any more of these goddamn stupid names anymore, all right?
I'm not going to sit over here and be belittled.
I'm not going to let you stupid scumbags besmirch my show any longer.
So if we start getting these damn milky-looking, nipple-clamp-loving, butt-plug-upy-ass-looking chicken-eating cornboy trash names, I'm not going to say any more Twitter shout-outs.
We're ending it.
That's all there is to it.
Jesus Christ.
Let's chat room martial law, Engineer.
Lift it up.
Here we go.
Let's see.
Who we got here?
We got Drug Maid.
We got Ghost is Sigma, whatever the hell that means.
Cupcake Air Raid, the Nintendo 64, Pack Wolf, Give Me Fapitalism, you stupid jerk.
Cold Feet Alaska.
I mean, you antiants are jerks, man.
I mean, luckily to our Alaskan Americans up top there, I'm glad to see them finally get an oil rig, get through those goddamn, you know, icebergs or however the hell you need to get to Alaska to finally deliver some damn oil because they were having oil shortages out in the worst winter they're having out there in Alaska, for Christ's sake.
Anyway, who else do we got going on over here for Christ's sake?
Who else?
We got spongies for ghost.
We got capsized cruises.
Jesus Christ, man.
Come on.
That was a horrible freaking accident.
You people are laughing about it.
Gee, come on, man.
Anyway, we got Dark Razors in the place.
Taliban Toilet.
We got MLK LOL.
What?
MLKLO.
You sick son of a bitch.
You people are sick.
There's nothing LOL about Martin Luther the King.
Yeah, that's horrible.
Well, I take that back.
I think there was something funny about, you know, what J. Edgar Hoover's investigation on Martin Luther King uncovered the day before the I Have a Dream speech.
Y'all hear about that?
Oh, man, unbelievable.
J. Edgar Hoover had not only Martin Luther King, but a whole array of people that he had on some shit list.
He had them all tapped, had them all looked over by the FBI, because remember, this idiot was a lifelong bureaucrat.
He was in the FBI for 40, freaking 50 years, something of that nature.
Anyway, he had Martin Luther the King followed, and believe it or not, the day before the I Have a Dream speech, he was actually trying to gather up people together for an orgy.
I'm not joking, man.
These are facts.
I'm just saying.
Just saying.
Anyway, where the hell else are we at?
Where are we?
Where are we, engineer?
And hey, for you people that are sitting over here saying, oh, why are you trying to desecrate Martin Luther the King?
I'm not.
All right.
I don't care if Martin Luther the King wanted to have an orgy.
All right?
But don't be sitting here and preaching the pulpit to me, and yet you're going to be out here, you know, having freaking orgies as if you're in Anton LeVay's house or some crap.
All right?
Jesus Christ.
That's all I'm saying.
I mean, I'm just stating the facts here.
In my opinion.
Anyway, let me continue going.
We got, what is this?
Fat Man on Ghost.
Shut up, you idiots.
We got I Have a Wet Dream.
Jesus Christ.
I just want to talk about that crap.
Excuse my friends.
I just freaking talked about that crap.
Anyway, Sergeant Yoda is in the place.
What's going on?
We got Flanders Scarlet.
We got Prey Ghost Reboot.
Shut up, you stupid Skankosaurus morons.
We got Alaska Freezer Company.
That's it.
That's enough.
Enough.
No.
Nothing enough.
Screw you people.
All right.
You're not going to sit over here and continue to laugh at tragedy for Christ's sake, man.
You're not going to continue to do it.
I'm not going to let you people make a mockery of this crap.
I mean, don't you people have any kind of a goddamn soul?
Jesus Christ.
What horrible people some of you are.
You know, I'm telling you right now, you want to get a realist of what the human psyche is right here in this goddamn broadcast.
Just listen to these dumbasses.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, let's get to the first subject matter of the broadcast, all right?
So we can take some calls.
And let me tell you, I'm not looking forward to taking these freaking calls either, right?
Not looking forward to taking these calls because I know that you stupid Milky Wickers are going to come in here.
You're going to try to troll.
You're going to play some stupid recording as if you're doing something creative on your own.
And you ain't going to make the recording.
All right?
You're going to sit over here and spit out some goddamn sentence fragment that doesn't make any goddamn sense.
You're going to stumble over your own goddamn tongue.
You're going to sound like you just popped out of the anal passage of Greg Luganis, for Christ's sake.
And I'm sick of it.
For Christ.
I'm sick of it.
As a matter of fact, get me in my chair.
Get in my goddamn theater, for Christ's sake.
Get in my spot and optimator from Jamini.
La Slaga Schliegen Schlobin Volkswagen.
of this crap.
Good stuff, baby.
Let me tell you something right now.
Good stuff.
And screw all you people that are sitting over here trying to talk garbage to me in the chat room.
You keep it up.
I'll implement chat room martial law again.
And I don't care if you people are calling me a bully.
I don't care if you're calling me a bully.
All right?
Who else wants some adebo?
Son of a bitch.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, let me move on for Christ's sake.
All right, before I start going off teaster on something else.
All right?
Anyway, we are already in the second hour of True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
And of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
And once again, folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
Before we get into anything else, I'd like for everybody to please retweet the broadcast.
Go to the social networks.
Go to the forums.
Go to the blogs.
And spread it around like wildfire.
And let everybody know that True Capitalist Radio is in effect and in the house.
And there's all kinds of little buttons underneath the player for all you fat ham bones that are too lazy to open up another freaking window.
All kinds of little buttons underneath the player.
A little Facebook like button, Google Plus button.
Retweet this button.
Share this button.
Use and abuse those freaking buttons, baby.
All right?
It's just a freaking click, for Christ's sake, you milky-licking pieces of nipple quip loving butt plug-up-the-ass-looking internet chunky pieces of crap.
Jesus Christ, I've been trying to catch my breath here.
I can't catch my breath, but you know what?
I can't die!
I can't die!
You piece of crap!
I gotta continue to spark synapses throughout the world about capitalism.
Son of a bitch.
Anyway, let me go to the first subject matter for Christ's sake.
Let's talk a little bit about the GOP continuing to court voters out there in South Carolina.
Come on and raise up.
That's right.
The South Carolina primary is this Saturday.
We did have a debate this past weekend, or I don't know, sometime I missed it.
And it's good that I missed it for Christ's sake because it's the same old.
I'm going to attack capitalism and make it seem like I'm more capitalist than a capitalist.
And I'm talking about Newt Prince Valiant Head Gingrich over here, who's bashing Mitt Romney for being a capitalist.
And why?
Why would he do that?
I'll tell you why, because goddamn Gingrich is a lifelong bureaucrat and he'll do whatever it takes to achieve bureaucratic power just like any disgusting, devious bureaucrat.
And of course, we got the hypocrite Ron Paul over here.
We got the hypocrite Rod Paul.
Did you hear about Ron Paul's latest little hypocrisy debacle?
Well, apparently, according to some investigative reporters out here, Ron Paul likes to travel first class every time he's making a trip from Washington, D.C. to his wherever the hell his home here is in Texas.
Did you hear this?
I mean, what happened, Ron Paul?
I thought you were a fiscal conservative.
What happened?
I thought you were about cutting government waste.
Well, allegedly, it's not government waste as it relates to you and your goddamn first-class seating.
Isn't that right there, Ron Paul?
What a disgusting hypocrite.
Let me tell you, this is why it doesn't surprise me that Ron Paul, I'm sure this is just the crux of what Ron Paul has done on the taxpayer dime, but it doesn't surprise me that this is happening because Ron Paul has been a lifelong bureaucrat, man.
He's been a lifelong bureaucrat for Christ's sake.
So it's no coincidence he could sit here and talk to the people and say one thing and do something else while he's in the position of power.
He's no different than any one of these other scumbags.
And that's what I continue to try to portray on this broadcast to you stupid Ron Paul minions who continue to believe that this idiot has some kind of hidden secret to success for America when he doesn't.
He's nothing more than a goddamn bureaucrat, just like the rest of them.
And I don't trust bureaucrats as far as I can throw them.
So for you people to sit over here and put this man on a pedestal is ridiculous.
He can't even buy a suit that fits him.
He can't even buy a suit that fits him for Christ's sake.
So what if he's a doctor?
All right.
He fixes broken pussies for a living.
So what?
You want a cookie?
You want a pink enchilada for that, for Christ's sake?
I mean, give me a break.
And, you know, how inspiring of a president can we have when he's talking like this?
Whenever he gets up to the podium, well, America, you were sitting over here.
We're trying to bring back the gold standards.
We were on the dollar.
Shut up, for Christ's sake, Ron Paul.
God damn it.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, I didn't mean to get off keester about that or about Ron Paul.
I mean, you know, no offense, Ron Paul.
You're a bureaucrat.
You're a public official.
You know, you're open season as it pertains to any kind of criticism.
But I didn't mean to go off on that keister about Ron Paul because he doesn't have a snowball chance in hell.
The only reason that he's running for president, in my personal opinion, is to accumulate more money in his campaign contribution account so that he can ride off into the sunset when he retires as a congressman.
And that's my personal opinion, folks, but all signs point to it, in my view.
All signs point to it.
All right, that's all I'm saying.
All right?
And, of course, John Kuntzman, you know, he's the first bureaucrat to make the first bureaucratic move.
I don't know if you folks heard he has dropped out of the race and endorsed Mitt Romney.
And if you want my personal opinion, I think that that is the first courting of Mitt Romney by John Huntsman in an attempt to get some kind of, I don't know, secretary position or some kind of position of presidential appointment.
All right, this is how it usually happens.
All right.
Huntsman's trying to be the good Republican and saying, oh, yes, I'm going to step down and I'm going to endorse Mitt Romney because I'm telling you right now, he wants a position in Mitt Romney's administration, and this is what this is all about.
All right?
But unfortunately, folks, the other candidates are not going to stop.
They're going to continue on.
You've got Newt Gingrich bashing capitalism as it relates to Mitt Romney, for Christ's sake, which is utterly disgusting.
You've got dumbass Rick Santorum trying to out conservative Mitt Romney.
Hey, Santorum, you should have been here four years ago in 2008 when those types of issues were relevant at this point in time.
We don't need to talk about stupid conservatism anymore.
We're in economic peril, for Christ's sake.
The whole world's in disorder.
You understand?
I mean, everybody's at at the trigger of everybody else, for Christ's sake.
I mean, we need a goddamn president who's going to know what to do.
We're going to have the balls to do something, and who's going to get this economy going again?
That's what we need.
We don't need some idiot coming in.
Oh, I'm a conservative.
Look at me.
I'm going to go against gay marriage.
Hey, look at me.
I'm against abortion.
Shut up.
It's time for economic prosperity, for Christ's sake.
It's time to put America on a fiscal responsible path, and it's time to get entrepreneurship alive and well again in this America.
We need to lower government bureaucracy.
We need to cut government spending.
And we need to make more room for capitalists to invest in this country.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, I want to hear from you.
MLK Day Economic Prosperity00:04:34
646-6524869.
We're talking about the GOP continuing their primary out in North Carolina.
Or not North Carolina, excuse me.
I'm thinking of the Petey Pablo song, excuse me.
South Carolina.
And of course, just a little tidbit, folks.
Whoever won South Carolina in the Republican primary always won, went on to run for the presidency of the GOP.
So that just goes to show you how integral South Carolina is as far as the primaries are concerned.
I mean, every one of the Republicans that have ever been nominated for president for the GOP have won South Carolina.
Interesting fact.
Anyway, let's take some calls here, folks.
646-6524869 is number to call.
I know that we're probably going to have some agitators, probably liberal long-hair agitators, a bunch of bull-nose bulldykes, fruit bulls, troll terrorists, cyber vermin.
We're going to have all kinds of people attempting to call into the broadcast and attempt to deviate the conversation into another direction, but we cannot allow them to do so.
All right?
We can't allow them to do it.
So we're going to go ahead and take some calls here.
646-6524869 is the number to call.
478, what's up, man?
You're on the horn.
Yo, baby, how was your MLK Day?
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Not you.
What?
Did you celebrate MLK?
How did you celebrate MLK Day, huh?
Did you stop that kid from crying for once?
Huh?
Did you finally go out and get yourself a goddamn job?
Did you get some goddamn oblique?
Well, what did you do?
I'd like to hear your little MLK Day.
I already talked about mine.
I'll tell you, you know, MLK Day is kind of bittersweet because it, you know, it closes down all the government agencies on Monday, so my unemployment check is going to come a day later.
So that's kind of discouraging to me.
What?
What?
Actually, you know, I've redone Martin Luther King's I Have a Dream speech, and I want to do it on air, if you'll let me, baby.
You've redone the I Have a Dream speech.
What the hell?
What the hell does that mean?
Well, I mean, you know, that speech is like, you know, 40, 50 years old now.
And I've got the new one.
I've got the new one.
This is the 2K version of I Have a Dream.
I have a Dream 2K 11.
Jesus Christ.
Go ahead.
Go ahead.
All right.
Hold on.
Pooh.
You just took my kids to the back of their room.
I don't want any interruptions.
But pretty much it goes down like this.
I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and live in the true meaning of its creed.
Everyone will be equal.
Getting the same amount of money on the EBT, receiving Section 8 funds based on tangible needs and not the property values set forth in their respective communities by greedy men.
I have a dream that one day on the Red Hills of Georgia, the sons of former slaves and the sons of former slave owners will be able to sit down together at the table of brotherhood and break bread and have a feast paid solely for by the EBT.
I have a dream that one day the state of Mississippi, a state sweltering in the heat of injustice, will be transformed into an oasis of ghetto capitalists swimming in pools of malt, liquor, smoke, and blood, grilling out and wearing bootleg Nike apparel without fear of prejudice and ridicule.
I have a dream that one day my four children will live under the same roof, eating rib meat and drinking similac without baby mama drama and crackheads defecating on my lawn at two in the afternoon, knowing everybody can see they ashy asses.
I have a dream that one day everyone will be exalted.
I have a dream that one day everybody will be exalted, where black people will be judged on the content of their character instead of stereotyped by the dreads on their head, the golds in their mouth, and the nappiness and quality of their weave.
I have a dream that all ghetto queens will be able to get manicures and pedicures without having to spend their child support money.
A dream where Lee press on nails will be a thing of the past and Fritz manicures will be paid for by the government so these hoes will look nice and be able to get a job.
And last but not least, ghosts, I have a dream of one day.
These hoes can get a job.
What about you getting a job?
I get an unemployment check, ghosts.
I don't need a job.
Internet Freedom Extinction Risk00:11:24
Yeah, cheese.
What's the last one there, Milky Liquor?
What's the last one?
I have a dream where one day Alabama black snake won't be taboo and every thick hambo white girl will come to accept the fact that blacks are bigger than whites, even though that's really a stereotype, but it gives blacks up a hand, ghost.
See, with these thick hoes, even though they asses be fat and their titties be big and their nipples poke out like little pink erasers on number two pencils, it's like the ghetto SATs up in this motherfucker goats.
And we get him off and get that sick son of a bitch down.
Get him out of here.
Get it.
Get out of here.
Get him out of here.
Are you kidding me?
I mean, did you all hear that crap?
Did you hear that crap for Christ's sake?
I mean, good God!
They're shameless.
They're shameless.
Did you hear that downfight piece of crap?
I mean, good God!
It's disgusting, man.
It's horrific.
It is disgusting, downfire.
Damn it!
Can't believe these people out here.
people out of here, goddammit!
Make it a mockery of Martin Luther the King, for Christ's sake.
God damn it!
God damn it!
Jesus, pick him up, man.
Freaking Mike, for Christ's sake.
Huh?
Is this what this turned out to be?
Is this what the new America's turned out to be?
Huh?
Junkyard America?
Huh?
Is this what Al Sharpton is and Jesse Jackson, these poverty pimps?
Is this what Martin Luther the King had in mind when he said, hey, I have a dream?
Huh?
Sick, man.
It's just disgustingly sick for Christ's sake.
You're witnessing it for yourself right here live on the True Capitalist Radio broadcast for Christ's sake.
These people believe this shit.
Jesus Christ.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
I can't believe that.
I'm sorry, folks.
I'm God off Keister.
We're supposed to be talking about the GOP here, but Jesus Christ.
That was horrible.
That was legitimately horrible.
Let me tell you something, ghetto capitalist.
You freaking passed the line.
You crossed the line.
You way overcrossed the line.
You stupid son of a bitch.
You're lucky this ain't a damn ballroom, ghetto capital.
You're lucky.
You're goddamn lucky.
Anyway, folks, I'm sorry that you all had to hear some ghetto capitalist version of the I Have a Dream speech here.
We're going to try to get back to some sort of level of civility for you.
God's sake.
I want to take some calls.
All right, I'm going to try to calm down.
The sun is warm.
The grass is green.
The sun is warm.
The grass is green.
And there's a freaking band of bear just looking at me with a goddamn dopey bullet.
I can't stand these trolls, man.
Can't stand these goddamn cyber vermin.
Give me the mic.
Freaking mic, for Christ's sake, goddammit.
We're supposed to be talking about the GOP up in here and how these goddamn assholes like Newt Dingrich and Rick Santorum are taking pop shots at Mitt Romney for being a capitalist and how us true capitalists should be disgusted by it.
This has become a goddamn government made for the system and by the system.
And take a look at the two people that are taking attacks at Mitt Romney.
They're system people.
They're system bureaucrats.
They're career bureaucrats.
They're trying to make a career out of public service, which is the most hypocritical thing that one could even think of for Christ's sake.
And I want to hear from you.
What do you got to say about it?
646-652-4869 is the number to call here.
We're talking about the goddamn GOP primary this Saturday in South Carolina.
The hell do you have to say about it?
Are you code 234?
What's your excuse?
Here we go again, the Helen Keller deputy.
518, what's up?
Now here we go again.
630, what's going on?
2012.
What?
Ron Paul 2012.
Shut up.
Shove Ron Paul up your ass, you dumb fruit bowl.
262, what's up?
Hey, go, this is Barney Frank.
I want you to come on basement and I hope your asshole is bleached.
Shut up, you sick son of a bitch.
You're not Barney Fat.
I mean, Frank.
Sit over there and shut up.
Johnny Polka, what's up?
I am your host, the man St. Cole Coach.
And thank you for tuning in with me.
Please retweet the broadcast.
All right.
God damn it.
You're mixing me with that goddamn commie Russian goddamn Russian commies for Christ's sake.
I will never.
And I repeat, will never be a communist.
I will never be a communist.
Ever, ever.
And I don't want you ever to forget it.
Freaking Mike.
I mean, this is supposed to be a Taco Tuesday edition of the True Capitalist broadcast.
I can see that you people are going to be jerks.
You're besmirching the broadcast.
I'm telling you this right now.
I don't even need to be here.
You know, I don't need to be here.
I could be doing something else.
It's Tuesday out here on 6th Street.
You know what that means on 6th Street?
It means dollar you call it, baby.
I mean, it could be millet time down there on 6th Street right now, but instead I'm messing around with these goddamn troll terrorist pieces of milky-licking crap.
I'll end the show.
You keep it up, man.
I'll end the goddamn show, you stupid scumbags.
Son of a bitch.
91A, you're on the horn.
Hey, ghost, what's up?
First of all, I'd like to wish you a happy Taco Tuesday, man.
Thanks a lot.
Second of all.
Yeah, second of all, the horn.
Mom, shut up.
I'm trying to talk to my friend.
All right.
Hey, what's up?
Yeah.
I wanted to talk to you about your store.
You see, I like your jacket, right?
The white one specifically.
And I think maybe we should add it to a shirt.
You know, that white background, your little logo.
I really like it.
And I hope you didn't have it on a male shirt.
I like it.
And shut up, God.
Wait a minute.
Why are you talking to your mother that way?
Because she won't shut the fuck up, ghost.
Well, so what?
Maybe you need to go out there and do some chores.
Maybe you need to go out there and take out the trash.
Maybe you need to cut the lawn.
What the hell's your problem?
Fuck that.
I got a maid to do that shit for me.
You got a maid to do that?
What are you?
Some kind of, you know, trust fund baby?
You some rich kid or something?
Yeah.
You got a problem with that?
Yeah, actually, I got a big problem with that.
I got a big problem with that, you stupid scumbag.
You shouldn't be talking to the parents that are sitting on there spoon-feeting your rich kid ass like that.
That's what I got a problem with.
You shouldn't be talking to your parents that are spoon-feeting your rich kid ass, all the goddamn gluttony that you are consuming, you stupid moron.
God damn it, if you were my son, I would whoop your ass, boy.
You understand that?
I would beat the living bee Jesus out of you.
And let me tell you something.
I don't care if you try to reach for a phone or my shit.
Son of a bitch.
Who else we got?
520, what's up?
You're on the horn.
Hey, ghost, what's with that strange Johnny rubber video on your extras?
What?
You're talking about Rubber Johnny?
Yeah, Rubber Johnny.
Yeah, it's one of my favorite shorts that was produced specifically for YouTube.
All right.
269, what's up?
Shut up.
Shut up.
574, what's up?
We just wanted to say it.
We got a demand of YMCA.
What the hell is this?
Jesus, because how many people are over there?
Oh, but you're having a fucking party, Ghost.
There's so much.
We're having a party.
We're in college.
Seven.
Seven.
Two guys are having their pinky right now.
They died their hair pink.
I don't care.
They died their hair pink.
They're awesome.
So I hear a lot of females over there.
How many males are over there?
Well, you're lucky bastards.
That's all I gotta say.
You shouldn't be listening to this show.
You should be figuring out how to penetrate that perimeter if you understand what I'm talking about.
But no, you're a bunch of fruit balls listening to me!
Jesus Christ!
336!
You're on the horn.
Hey, Hana Skill, Casey Anthony, to Jerry Sandusky.
How much do you like your kid?
Yeah, shut up, you stupid moron.
305.
I've tried everything, and I just couldn't keep those extra 200 pounds off.
It's got it to affect my marriage.
She was too big for me, and I'll sleep with anything.
The abdometer, the biaside, the Tommy Stapling.
I've had my mouth sewn up, my hands chopped off.
You name it, I've tried it.
Yeah, except for exercising and eating right, Balgi.
That's right, honey.
Then I found the dormitron using a new technology called biorhythmic subconscious gymnastics.
The dormitron exercises you while you sleep.
Just strap in your arms and legs, put on your dormitron headsets and wrap yourself in the special high-voltage electric blanket.
Turn it on to 11 and burn those palms.
Shut up, you stupid bitch.
Bank of America Stadium Speech00:07:32
I mean, what is this?
What's going on here, huh?
What the hell's going on?
We're supposed to be talking about the GOP.
The primaries are this Saturday, for Christ's sake.
We got some stupid Skankosaurus East Coast pizza-eating bitch calling up talking about the, you know, the jiggler ass needer or whatever the hell she's talking about.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, let's move on to another subject matter.
You people don't care.
You people don't care.
Let's talk a little bit about Obama.
How about that?
Oh, yeah, I bet you all you damn leftist, long-haired liberal bedwedding hippies, assholes, puckered when I said Obama, huh?
Yeah, I bet that's what I bet you did, you stupid Nokie Liggers.
Anyway, did y'all hear where Obama is going to accept the presidential nomination from the DNC?
You know where he's going to make the big speech, you know, the Democratic Convention at Bank of America Stadium.
Woo!
Yes, we can, huh?
Yes, we can.
At Bank of America Stadium.
All the folks that were out there saying, oh, if we elect him in 2008, he's going to make sure that there's a chicken in every pot and a Cadillac in every driveway.
He's going to pay our mortgage.
He's going to do...
Look at what he's doing, huh?
He's going to be giving a speech at Bank of America Stadium.
He's slapping you idiots right in the face.
All you people that supported him.
All you people that believed in all the leftist malarkey.
He's giving you a good goddamn Ike Turner slap to the mouth.
He's giving you a good smack to the face.
Now, what you got to say about it, huh?
What you leftist, long-haired liberal, bed-wedding hippies have to say about it.
I mean, you were just bitching a couple of months ago about, oh, Bank of America is going to charge $5 a month for my debit card.
It's not fair.
Even the administration weighed in on the whole $5 a month debit card situation.
And what is Obama doing now?
What is he doing?
He's going to be giving a speech at Bank of America Stadium.
Stupid scumbags.
Look at you people.
You're idiots.
You people are morons.
You don't even know what the hell you're talking about.
You people are a bunch of culta personality idiots.
And whatever comes about in this world, whatever comes about in America, the only reason that it's going to onset itself is because you stupid, mindless idiots allowed it to happen.
Because remember, this is a government made for the people and by the people.
At least here in the United States it is.
And when the people fall asleep at the wheel, well, by God, you are witnessing the very consequence of those actions.
So what do all you damn liberal bedwetters have to say about Obama making his big speech to accept the party's nomination at Bank of America Stadium?
What do you got to think about?
What do you have to say about that hypocrisy?
Why don't you explain yourself about that particular hypocrisy, oh, you damn leftist, huh?
You can't.
Let's take some calls here.
We got 435, you're on the horn.
Hell's going on, ghost.
How's it going?
Um, I just wanted to wish you a happy talking Tuesday, and I also wanted to talk about uh the GOP a little, since I wasn't all called up.
Go ahead, man.
What are you going to say about it?
Um, I think Newt Gingrich, uh, he was just fucking true capitalist, you know, teenor pleasure.
Why is he a true capitalist?
Explain.
Um, well exactly.
You don't know shit from Shinola, do you, kid?
Huh?
Oh, come on, you stupid little brat.
Did we get a major fail on that little brat who thought I was gonna rage over the fact of just him saying that Newt Gingrich was a true capitalist?
Can we get a major fail, please?
Jesus Christ.
Get off the freaking porch, you little brat.
And I know that little brat's sitting here listening.
So, hey, little brat, come here.
All right.
Since you're a new fag here, I'm going to cut you a break.
But don't ever let it happen again.
So why don't you make like a tree and get out of here, you piece of crap.
270, what's up?
What do you think about what the hell are we talking about?
Obama and the freaking Bank of America.
I think you're right.
But I really think that you should put the engineer on.
Shut up.
Just sit there and shut your mouth for Christ's sake, all right?
Stop giving the engineer some goddamn any kind of thought process into taking over the damn show.
It's not gonna happen.
We're talking about Obama.
He's gonna accept the damn DNC's nomination for president at Bank of America Stadium, and yet none of these leftists have anything to say about it.
They don't want to explain the hypocrisy.
You know, they don't want to explain the hypocrisy whatsoever.
203, what do you gotta say about it?
Hey, I was wondering, I need to talk about I have some serious problems with some communists who live next to my house, always protesting, saying 9-11 was an inside job.
So what's your point?
My point is, is that my anus hurts.
Exactly.
You see, another major fail.
Get another major fail on that stupid freak of dude.
Another major fail.
You understand?
I'm kicking the living crap.
I'm kicking the crap out of you.
I'm stopping a mud hole in each and every one of your trolls' asses, and I'm taking a dirty yellow bubbly piss in it, and all you stupid idiot new fags can do is look at me with a yellow smile about it.
That's all you can do is look back at me with a yellow smile about it.
609, what the hell's your excuse?
You're brown here.
Ghost, call me Crystal Pepsi, and all I have to say is the Trekkies and Freckers are not listening.
Yeah, well, shut up.
Who cares, all right?
Who cares?
Who really gives a crap who's listening?
All right, all I care about is true capitalists listening.
That's all I care about is true capitalists listening, you freaking fruity ass bat.
234, you're on the horn.
Helen Keller, here we go again with the Helen Kellers, for Christ's sake.
6-0-6.
Freakin' remix of sh- Shut up with the remixes, all right?
Shut up.
419, what do you think about Bank of America's speech?
Hey, Ghost, can I get your endorsement to play Ghost and take ten steps towards my butt crack?
What?
I'd like to play you intent.
Shut up.
Just sit there and shut up with pumping and dumping that transical pornography.
We don't want to hear it.
863, what's your excuse?
I think Barack Obama is a total Italian dictator.
Well, Jesus Christ, yeah, great, great analysis there, jerk dick.
All right, let's move on to another subject matter.
You people don't care about the hypocrisy.
Obama's going to give his convention speech at the Bank of America Stadium, and you people don't care.
So let's move on to something else, all right?
Authorities Called for Trolls00:07:51
Let's talk a little bit about SOPA.
That's right, folks.
According to Congress, they are going to shelve SOPA because of all the backlash relating to the bill in question.
But lest we forget that we have SOPA's dirty little sister, PIPA, that's right, the Protection IP Act.
I mean, it's just ridiculous.
Anyway, the reason I'm bringing this up is because Obama is quoting, or the administration is quoted as saying that they are going to veto any type of legislation that's going to attempt to regulate the Internet.
But isn't that what they said about the National Defense Authorization Act?
I mean, isn't that what they said about NDAA, that they were going to veto it, and then when they got to their desk there, they signed it into law for Christ's sake?
I mean, you know, are we really going to take the administration's word for it that if they were to pass SOPA in Congress or they were to pass PIPA in Congress, that the administration was going to somehow, what, veto it?
I don't think so.
I don't think they're going to be.
I don't trust this administration at all, for Christ's sake.
Do you?
Do you think they're going to veto it if it gets to the president's desk, SOPA?
PIPA?
Anything you're going to veto it?
I don't think so.
And moreover, folks, tomorrow, tomorrow's the day where many mainstream internet websites are going to go dark.
They're going to go offline.
I'm talking about Wikipedia.
I'm talking about Reddit.
I'm talking about a lot of different websites that are out there that are going to go dark in protest of not only SOPA, PIPA, but any kind of Internet regulation that is attempting to come around the pike.
We cannot have any kind of Internet regulation because only doing so would limit communication freedom, would limit our ability to express ourselves, would limit our ability to be creative, and we cannot allow that to happen.
I don't care what kind of government, what kind of consortium, what kind of nonprofit organization, I don't care what kind of authority is attempting to implement any type of internet regulation.
We must stop it from happening.
And you assholes that are listening out there, instead of sitting here trolling me, instead of putting all this energy into trolling me and making these damn YouTube videos and all this other crap, you should be getting off the sidelines and getting onto the front lines and protesting the SOPA crap.
Protesting this pipe of crap.
The hell are you doing for Christ's sake?
Jesus Christ.
I mean, I'm telling you, any type of internet regulation is only going to stifle the budding creativity that is transpiring right before our eyes via the freedom of the internet.
I mean, don't you understand?
The internet has given us the power.
I wrote about this in a blog here.
The internet has given us the power to be able to not only be the ultimate content searchers, meaning that we can search through millions of websites for whatever content that we want, whether it be audio, video, whether it be text, whatever the case might be, the power of content belongs to us.
Like it was before when we had the cable television companies sitting over there telling us what we can watch, what networks were good, what television shows were good.
No longer do we have any gatekeepers of information via networks, via the music industry, via the film industry.
The power of content searching, the power of content viewing, and the power of content production now lies in our hands, the people, the internet citizens of the world.
And the only way that's going to continue to lie in our hands is if we assert our authority as it relates to the internet.
And if you're not going to do anything about it, if you're just going to sit there and continue to look for pornographic material, if you're going to continue to flap your fat Cheeto-stained fingers on the keyboard, trying to be another goddamn suspect on Chris Hansen's to catch a predator, if you're going to go on chat rooms to finger bang Miss Annie Mae Rottencrotch on the Internet instead of actually asserting your Internet freedom on this fiber optically connected world that we call the Internet,
well then by God, if SOFA passes, PIPA passes or Internet, any Internet regulation passes it, we deserve it.
We deserve it because you sat on your thumbs, because you sat on your ass.
And it makes me sick.
The Internet is ours and it belongs to us.
The whole intention of this innovation called the Internet was intended for the freedom of communication, the freedom of information, and the freedom of the exchange of ideas.
And any type of regulation that's going to assert itself is going to stagnate creativity.
It's going to create black markets.
It's going to create cyber extortion.
It's going to create information wars for Christ's sake.
And if you think I'm lying, you just wait until any type of regulation happens over the internet.
646-652-4869.
I want to hear from you.
What do you think about all these goddamn SOPA, PIPA, and all these other goddamn censorship bills that are being put down, the legislation pike of the United States in an attempt to regulate the Internet?
What do you think about it?
646-652-4869 is the number to call.
I want to hear from you.
Area Code 606, what's up?
See, here we go.
Here we go.
See that?
Everybody hear this?
I mean, you know, our internet freedom is on the brink of extinction here, and this is what these people are sitting here worried about.
I mean, you know, they have dumbed the people down so much.
It's no coincidence why they're so dumb.
I mean, remember, the people that educated these children were the government, our public-funded education system.
So it's no coincidence that these kids are so stupid and ignorant and ridiculous.
I mean, they were taught to pass tests where there was four multiple-choice answers for Christ's sake.
That's testing in America, huh?
You've got four multiple-choice answers, bubble in the best one, you get them all right, you're a straight A freaking student.
That's American testing, for Christ's sake, and you wonder why we don't have personality that's calling up to the broadcast.
Then you wonder why we don't have any kind of originality, any kind of substance, none of this crap.
Then you wonder why nobody's taking a true stand to SOPA, Pipe, and then you wonder why they're, this is it right here, you're listening to it.
So once again, folks, if you care about the Internet, if you care about Internet freedom for Christ's sake, take your goddamn thumb out of your ass and put it in your mouth and remember that taste.
Because that's what we're going to have when the government regulates the goddamn internet, you stupid, fat, jelly-ass coverwork scumbag!
Damn it!
That's what it's going to taste like, boy!
That's what it's going to taste like!
So give me this goddamn kick of the mic, for Christ's sake.
It's bad enough they're taking our freedoms away in reality.
Now they want to take our freedoms away in virtual reality.
Hell no.
Song for Idiatic Listeners00:13:00
646-652-4869 is the number to call.
I want to hear from you.
What do you got to say?
Here you go.
Let's see.
Get away from these idiots over here down here.
To 270, what's your excuse?
I'm stoned right now.
What do you think I should do?
What are you going to do?
You're stoned?
Who's in the background there?
Who's back there in the background?
I hear people in the background.
No one.
Yeah, who's back there?
I know somebody's back there.
Let me talk to that person.
I'll have something to say about it.
Who's back there?
Is there an adult there?
It's a hooker?
Prostitute.
Yeah, right.
How about if I call the authorities in your local area and send them down there and tell them there's narcotics in the area?
How about that, huh?
How about I do that right now?
How about if I call them over there?
Yeah, who is this?
Yeah, yes, this is a guardian for this child.
Oh, yeah, this is a guardian, huh?
Yeah, did you know that your little kid is smoking marijuana there?
Did you know that?
Too busy doing crack right now, man.
You're too busy doing crack right now.
How about I send some of the authorities over there at 270-52?
How about I send some authorities over there?
See what's going on in the child's well-being.
Ghost, I want you to rape me.
No, I'm serious.
What if I did that right now?
Somebody give me 270.
What town is that is?
Because I'm calling the damn local authorities there.
It is Winchesterton, Iowa.
It's Winchesterton, Iowa.
Do you know the sheriff out there?
Do you know you happen to know?
No, I don't.
I'm sorry.
You don't?
Well, I'm going to call them right now.
You're going to get to know them because I'm going to make sure that there's somebody to look after the special needs of that child over there at me and the city.
He is very, very special.
No, he's being subjected to goddamn.
No, you're in the Kentucky area, you stupid moron.
That's where you are.
Where you are, Dukes of Hazards?
Don't you think you are out there in Kentucky?
Hell yeah.
Oh, yeah?
How about you?
Somebody give me the Kentucky PD, wherever the hell 270 is.
I'm calling the damn authorities.
I'm making sure that somebody is going over there to make sure that these kids are not smoking drugs.
I mean, the kid that just called up, for Christ's sake, sounds like he's five years old.
So I'm going to make sure that somebody is going over there to make sure.
Shut up!
Shut up!
I love you.
You're a sick-twisted son of a bitch.
I swear on my mother's.
I love your show, man.
I love your show.
Shut up.
I don't care if you love it.
I swear on my mother, I'm calling the damn authorities right now.
Here it is, right here.
Here it is, right?
Are you ready, boy?
I'm ready.
All right, I'm calling them right now.
It's a troll, ghost.
I made it happen.
It's a troll.
That's what I thought.
That's what I thought.
Getting a little scared now, all of a sudden, huh?
Oh, getting a little scared now, all of a sudden.
How convenient.
I'm sitting over here.
I'm about to put in, you know, the goddamn Kentucky State Police to make sure that there's some kind of an authority over there to make sure that some little kid isn't getting molested, isn't being subjected to any kind of narcotics, you know, isn't being.
I'm going to call him right now, and I succeeded.
I made your age.
I'm happiest myself right now.
Yeah, I'm going to send the authorities, son.
And you're it's not going to be a laughing matter.
You better not have any narcotics there because I'm sending the Kentucky State Police.
I'm sending the Kentucky State Police right now.
I'm calling them.
I got the number.
I got the number right now.
708988.
This is the number.
I'm going to call them right now.
Hello?
Hello?
He hung up.
Piece of crap.
Well, you're going in the list.
How about that?
You're going in the list there, you little prick.
Give me that.
Give me the number.
Put it in the list, engineer.
Doctor.
Telling you this right now.
You ain't going to sit over here and be some young kid thinking it's funny.
Say, yeah, I'm stone here.
Here's my dad.
Here's smoking crag.
You ain't going to do that to me.
You understand what I'm saying?
I mean, we got kids out here that are being shitted out of uteruses of bishrag whore single mothers just for the sake of getting money from the government, just for the sake of getting money from the child support lottery system.
And I will be goddamn if these kids are going to be subjected to disgusting depravity just because the goddamn mother is too busy at Applebee's trying to look for an ethnic minority to give her the goddamn horizontal mumbo.
I'm serious, man.
I'm not going to sit over here and allow children to be subjected to this crap.
I'm not going to do it.
I'm not going to do it.
Little twerp.
I mean, it's just, it's sick, man.
This is the kind of crap I've got to put up with, for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ.
Call them back, engineer.
Call these sons of bitches back.
All right?
Call them back.
Doctor.
I'm going to call them back right now, and I want them to say they're sorry.
Or I'm calling.
I mean, I've got the Kentucky police right here.
I got them right now.
And this is not trolling here.
This is not because, oh, I'm trying to be cute.
I'm trying to troll.
And hey, hey, it's because there is a young man over there saying that he is being subjected to narcotics, that he's being subjected to drugs.
Or sounds like somebody way older than that young gentleman, that young, I mean, Jesus Christ, I mean, he's five years old.
All right?
Sounds like you're five years old right there.
Sounds like an older gentleman taking advantage of a young child, and I want to make sure that things are okay, so let's give him a call right now for Christ's sake.
We're not going to sit over here and allow this just to go unscathed.
Give them a call, engineer.
What the hell's going on?
You there?
Hello?
They took the phone off.
took the phone off the...
One more time I'm calling right now.
You better...
You better pick up that phone, boy, or I'm calling, you know.
Now look what you did.
Now look what you did.
I've wasted time with your little kid ass.
Jesus Christ.
I'm calling them back one more time for Christ's sake.
Stupid little brass.
I'm calling you at 2 o'clock in the morning tonight, and I'm recording it if you don't answer.
Hello?
Yeah, yeah.
What's the excuse?
Do I need to call the authorities?
No, ghosts.
I don't need to call the authorities.
No, you need to enter my ADIS.
Yeah, I'm calling the authorities right now.
Let's call them up.
Let's call them up right now.
We're calling them up right now.
Here, here, let's call them up.
I'm not joking.
I'm not kidding.
Look, you want to be on the phone.
You want to be on the phone when I call them?
Yes.
All right, good.
Or better yet, why don't I just give out your number to everybody?
Somebody else will call them.
How about that?
Sure.
Okay, 270-522-4190.
All right?
Somebody else call them because I got a show to do here.
All right?
I got a show to do.
I mean, this is serious business here.
I mean, I can't sit here.
I mean, look, it's already 546 here in Austin, Texas.
All right?
So somebody else call the cops on these people.
I mean, this young kid said he's doing narcotics.
There's some older gentleman there.
I shouldn't call him an older pervert there over there subjecting this child to some kind of disgusting sexual-related activity.
So we're not doing this, all right?
All right, I hope you're happy for yourself, too.
So are you happy?
No, he hung up.
Yeah, I would hang up too there, you stupid milky liquor.
951, what's up?
We were talking about, hold on, before you answer, we were talking about how the Obama administration is claiming that they are going to, I don't know, veto SOPA.
You know what I mean?
They're going to veto SOPA and all this other nonsense.
So, whatever.
All right?
I don't believe it.
That's what they said about the NDAA.
And look what happened.
We're here, right?
Jesus Christ.
Who else do we got?
We got 754.
You're on the horn.
Helen Keller, deaf mutes, for Christ's sake.
How about Rubber Tortilla?
Shut up, you stupid moron.
How about 571?
What's up?
I mean, is this what we're going to do here?
Because if this is what we're going to do, I'll just go ahead and end the show right goddamn now.
You understand?
I could be on 6th Street right now, you stupid morons.
Stupid idiot.
How about 832?
What's up?
You're on the horn.
Hey, ghost.
This is Tina the Trans-Testicle.
I called you Friday.
How are you doing?
Oh, Jesus.
What's going on?
And you're just going to hang up or what?
You're just going to hang up?
You're going to say, hey, I'm the Trans-Testicle, and you're just going to hang up?
Jesus Christ.
818. You on the air?
I'm not taking this crap.
All right.
You know what?
Screw all you people.
You know what?
And you know why I'm going to end the show right now?
You want to know why I'm going to end the show?
Because I hate you, dumbass troll terrorists, you cyber vermin.
You pieces of garbage who continue to ruin my goddamn broadcast.
So here, here's a song for all of you who sit here and continue to agitate my broadcast and who think, oh, you're being a meanie, girl, because you're in the broadcast.
You're being a meaning.
Well, you know what?
Top titty.
Top goddamn titty, you stupid morons.
Pieces of milky licking crap.
You're lucky I'm even here, you scumbags.
You're lucky I'm even here, you stupid, ungrateful cyber vermin.
Goddamn, son of a bitches are lucky I'm even here, huh?
But look, these milky liquors, they think that I'm just supposed to come along here because, oh, come on, girls, do this young, ning, ning, ning, yeah.
Well, sit there and shut up.
Just sit there and shut your stupid stinking holes.
All right, here, give me a.
How about this?
This is my Taco Tuesday.
How about that?
This is my Taco Tuesday, and I can do what I want to.
And if you idiots don't like it, well, then leave.
All right?
All you people can leave.
Stupid milky liquors.
I don't have to sit here and take any of this goddamn crap from you people.
I don't have to take none of this crap.
I'm listened to by tens of thousands of capitalists throughout the world.
Don't need to take any of this goddamn ridicule from a bunch of goddamn milky-looking jerk nuts who don't know their asses from their elbows and who are probably going to be shying the shoes of capitalists here in the next five to ten years.
I don't need to be sitting here putting up with this crap.
You understand?
Stupid son of a bitch.
Anyway, you know what?
I'm just going to play music for Christ's sake.
You want to know why?
Because I can do that.
All right?
Because I can freaking do that, and there's nothing you can do about it.
Stupid morons.
Freaking milky liquors, man.
You make me sick.
show every day, man.
I come on I'm coming to do this show every day, and this is how you idiots repay me, man.
Well, you know what?
Screw all you pricks.
All right?
I'm ending the show early, and there's nothing you can do about it.
Get me out of here.
You know what?
We're just playing nothing but music from now on.
Here, go ahead and play.
You know what?
Here's a song for all of you idiots that want me to do a show, but shove it up, your ass.
Here's a song for you, for all you idiots who don't like me, who hate me, who think I'm a bad guy.
Here's all you people that are spreading slanderous lies across the internet about me.
This song goes out to you, you scummybacks.
Each and every one of you goddamn iron-trolled parrots, you cyber romance.
This song goes out to you.
CIA Memos and Russian Revolution00:02:34
About the way our American hearts beat with you.
You're Milky Liquor.
What about that special feeling we get in the cockles of our hearts?
Maybe below.
This song goes out to each and every one of you.
Tell them, Jas Leary.
Maybe in the kidneys.
Maybe even in the colon.
We don't know.
I'm just a regular Joe with a regular job.
I'm your average wife's suburbanized wow.
I like football and porno and books about war.
I got an average house with a nice hardwood floor.
My wife and my job.
My kids and my car.
My feet on my table.
And a cubic cigar.
But sometimes that just ain't enough to keep a man like me.
Oh, no.
No way.
No, I've got to go out and have fun at someone else's expense.
Oh, yeah.
I drive really slow in the ultra-fast lane.
While people behind me are going insane.
I'm an esto.
I'm an escort.
I use public toilets and I piss on the seat.
I walk around in the summertime saying, How about this heat?
I'm an escort.
I'm an escort.
Sometimes I part in handicapped spaces while handicapped people make handicapped faces.
I'm an escort.
I'm an escort.
Maybe I shouldn't be singing this song.
Ranting and raving and carrying on.
Maybe they're right when they tell me I'm wrong.
Now, I'm an escort.
Come on Estello!
You know what I'm gonna do?
I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac Eldorado convertible.
Hot pink with a whale-skinned hop cap and all-leather cow interior and big brown baby steel eyes for a headlight.
Kim Jong Il Collapse Hopes00:17:21
Yeah!
And I'm gonna grind around in that baby at 115 miles per hour, getting one mile per gallon, sucking down quarter-pound of cheeseburgers, McDonald's in the old-fashioned non-biodegradable styrofoam containers.
And when I'm done sucking down those crease ball burgers, I'm gonna wipe my mouth with the American flag, and then I'm gonna toss the styrofoam containers right off the side, and there ain't a goddamn thing anybody can do about it.
You know why?
Because we got the bombs.
That's why.
Two words, nuclear fucking weapons.
Okay, Russia, Germany, Romania, they can have all the democracy they want.
They can have a big democracy takewalk right through the middle of the interim square, and it won't make the lick of difference because we got the bombs.
Okay, John Wayne's not dead.
He's frozen.
And as soon as we find a cure for cancer, we're going to throw out the duke, and he's going to be pretty pissed off.
You know why?
If you're ever taking a cold shower, we'll multiply that by 15 million times.
That's how pissed off the duke's going to be.
I'm going to get the Duke and John Cassavettes and Lee Marvin and Sam Tek and Bay and a case of Richie and drive down a tech thing.
You know, you really are an asshole.
Why don't you just shut up and sing the song, pal?
Come on, the Yo, the Yu.
Come on, Esto, Ghost.
Hey, S H O L E. Everybody, A, S, H, O, L, E. I'm an asshole, and I'm proud of it.
You're listening to Ghost on True Capitalist Radio.
True Capitalist Radio.
You assholes, the goddamn engineer isn't going to take over, so shut up your asses, all right?
All of you.
All right?
Stupid morons thinking the engineer's going to take over.
Let me tell you something.
This is my show.
Do you understand that?
This is True Capitalist Radio hosted by Ghost, not the freaking engineer, you stupid morons.
So you just got to sit there and take it and eat it.
And for you folks that are just tuning in, I'm sorry the goddamn show, Taco Tuesday Edition, took a goddamn turn for the worst because these milky liquors in the chat room, these ass clowns that are calling in, are pissing me off.
They're trying to ruin my freaking damn.
I'm sitting over here trying to shoot pearls to these idiots, and they're ruining it.
They're ruining it for everybody.
So I'm telling you this right now.
What I'm going to do is I'm just going to do what I feel like doing.
I'm not going to go through whatever the hell we're going to talk about.
I'm just going to do whatever I feel like doing.
You want to know why?
Because I can freaking do that, all right?
As a matter of fact, I got another beer.
Give me another beer, for Christ's sake.
I got another spot and optimator straight from Germany, Los Lagersliegen Schlang, and go ahead and open it up.
Christ's sake.
There we go.
And let me tell you something right now.
I'm not taking this anymore.
You see, you people can sit over here and say, I'm ballooning, man.
You can say it all you want to.
I don't care.
All right?
You people have pissed me off enough.
All right?
As a matter of fact, let's go ahead and get a cluster call going on so you people can get a whiff of that here.
443760.
Shut up, 760.
Let's do it.
Shut up.
We got 508.
We got 706.
We got 571 Brony community.
We got destroying the Brony community.
Burries are destroying the Brony community.
Furries are destroying the Brony community.
Burries are destroying.
Stand on, Brony.
Hey, Furries are destroying the brony community.
You are bronies.
God damn it.
You're a lizard, okay?
What do you feel?
You're all lizards.
You are the losers.
Listen to you, useless pieces of crap.
You don't even have any personality.
I'm talking about 443.
I'm talking about 508.
I'm talking about 706.
I'm talking about 571.
I'm talking about 410.
You suck.
Buries are destroying Brody, but we have to stop the clown.
Hey, hey. Hey, hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey.
You can stop my nuts.
I'm so fresh.
I'm destroying the Brony community.
for his the brony community.
It's a horror all you guys.
All right?
And then you can fuck Shut up, all of you.
Sit there and shut up.
Shut up.
Shut up.
Shut up, you two.
Shut up.
Give me a break.
Do you hear that, folks?
This is America, what you just heard there.
You see what I'm saying?
And I'm supposed to be broadcasting to this crap?
Huh?
I'm supposed to be broadcast into this.
I'm supposed to be, you know, this is supposed to be my demographic here.
I mean, look at what we're supposed to talk about today.
I mean, we were talking a little bit about SOPA, but you idiots don't care.
I want to talk about how the memos that show that the Mossad, which is the CIA of Israel, posed as the CIA to attack Iran.
I don't know if you idiots are aware of that, but there's a report coming out out of these memos stating that the Mossad was imposing or trying to pose itself as the CIA so that it can make secret attacks on Iran, for Christ's sake.
So basically, according to the CIA memos, Israel is trying to ban us into World War III.
And of course, nobody wants to talk about that.
All you idiots want to talk about is dumbass, stupid little Milky Lake control terrorist activities and whatnot.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, 646-652-4869, we are now in the third and final hour of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
And of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
And once again, folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
Before we move into anything else, I'd like for everybody to please retweet the broadcast.
All right?
Go to the social networks.
Go to the forums.
Go to the blogs.
And spread it around like wildfire and let everybody know that True Capitalist Radio is in effect and in the house.
All right?
And we got all kinds of little buttons underneath the player there.
We got all kinds of Google Plus buttons, Facebook like buttons.
Retweet this button.
Share this buttons.
Use and abuse those freaking buttons, baby.
It's just a freaking click, for Christ's sake.
Anyway, Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ, I'm telling you, my heart's beating like a rabbit, folks.
My heart's beating like a freaking rabbit.
But it's these damn troll terrorists.
You know what I'm saying?
It's these goddamn troll terrorists that continue to agitate my broadcast, who continue to, you know, just implement absolute havoc and malarkey.
And I don't appreciate it one bit.
I just, I don't.
I don't.
Anyway, let's move on to another subject matter.
Like I said, you idiots, I wanted to talk a little bit about how a CIA memo stating that the Mossad was posing as CIA agents to attack Iran.
All right?
And this is why, I don't know if you folks were following me on Twitter, GhostPolitics, all one word, no underscores.
I tweeted how a military exercise that was going to be conducted in the region between the United States and Israel was canceled.
It was canceled right after these CIA memos became public matter and they canceled the dual military war game exercises between the United States and Israel.
Do you think that's a coincidence?
Now we've got the latest reports coming out of Israel stating that I don't know.
I mean, this is, of course, out of the Jerusalem Post and other type of Israeli media outlets stating that Iran that's nuclear.
We can't afford to do it.
Basically justifying a lot of the nefarious activities allegedly relating towards this baiting of war, in my personal opinion.
I mean, according to all reports, man, I mean, just follow me on Twitter.
Just take a look back.
I tweeted this stuff, man.
I mean, is Israel trying to bait us into World War III here?
I mean, what the hell's going on with this crap?
Anyway, I want to hear from you.
646-652-4869.
I'm only going to spend a little bit of time on the subject matter because we're running out of time.
I want to hear from you.
Area code 520, what's up?
You can only have your own wiki now.
I know what you have your own wiki entirely.
Well, who gives a shit?
All right.
Shut up, you fruit.
203, what's up?
What do you think about Israel trying to bait the United States into war?
Well, first of all, I just don't think it's appropriate considering the fact that we are going to go straight into World War III, and that is just absolutely not something I need right now.
Well, too bad, all right?
Too bad, because there's probably going to be World War III implemented here within the next several months, all right?
And moreover, there's probably going to be a draft, all right?
There's probably going to be a military draft, and they're going to implement the draft on all the young people that are listening in right now, thinking that life's but a dream, a big joke, that nothing's going to happen.
You just wait till they implement that damn draft, folks.
And if you don't think they will, I think you need to look at the numbers there, jerk dicks.
I think you need to look at how many baby boomers there are to young people in this country and realize that they outnumber you as it relates to the democratic process, and it'll be more than easy to pass any kind of a damn draft as it relates to any World War III military action.
If you think that I'm lying, just continue.
Hey, continue to think that nothing's happening, everything's great, and my little bony, my little bony.
You continue to think all that crap.
Continue to think.
I mean, we're already going to possibly do something in Iran.
Pakistan is about to go into coup, and we're not going to let Pakistan just go under.
You know, we've got this disgusting situation in Afghanistan.
Iraq is about to go into civil war.
You've got the Palestinian and Israeli conflict.
I mean, you've got the Arab Spring.
I mean, just, can we continue?
There's just so much crap, man.
It's world disorder, for Christ's sake, man.
So, you know, for you idiots who think that, oh, you know, everything's great, life's what a dream, when they implement World War III, and it looks like it's positioning, folks.
I mean, I'm trying as much as I can on this broadcast to relay the facts and to let everybody know that we don't have to go to World War III, that we don't have to do these things because all the wars are, the basis of all wars are primitive old world concepts.
And I'm talking about theocracy.
I'm talking about political romanticism, culturalism, racism, nationalism.
All these concepts, all these concepts are freaking ridiculous and they're old and they should no longer be acknowledged because the only thing they have brought in is perpetual war and perpetual devastation and perpetual human tragedy.
And that's all there is to it.
So anyway, folks, you people ain't going to be laughing when they implement this crap.
That's why I'm trying to bring the news to you, folks.
I'm trying to let you know, hey, when World War III happens and the draft is implemented, you'll remember Ghost saying, oh, yeah, he was talking about all that foreign policy crap that I wasn't really paying attention to.
I was more worried about, you know, trying to be, you know, some little twelfth heavy bastard.
Yeah, you keep thinking that, Milky Lickers.
Anyway, once again, before we move on to the next subject matter, CIA memos say that the Mossad posed as CIA to attack Iran.
And there's a whole bunch of literature about that on the internet.
You can read about it yourself if you want to inquire about it a little further.
But let's talk a little bit about Russia because apparently the Kremlin and the Russian opposition have met together in an attempt to, you know, kind of put some kind of water on the flames that's raveling out there in Russia.
I mean, there is revolution on the brink out there in Russia, and the Kremlin attempted to actually talk to the opposition.
I mean, the opposition are nothing more than organizers of the protests out there in Russia.
And nothing has gotten done.
Nothing has gotten accomplished.
I mean, these people basically want Putin out of there.
And Putin is trying everything in his bureaucratic power.
I mean, he's trying to be the ultimate bureaucratic politician in an attempt to save his hide, in an attempt to save his bureaucratic power.
As a matter of fact, have you seen the way Vladimir Putin has looked recently?
Looks a little gaunt, you know, looks a little haggard.
Yeah, that's what happens when you have a lot of pressure on you for being a despicable, disgusting, corrupt scumbag and some goddamn totalitarian communist.
Yeah, that's what happens there, Pootie Pooh.
But let me read to you what Vladimir Putin actually stated as it related to Russia's history as it pertains to its revolutionary appetite.
And this is very interesting, okay?
This is what, but where is it?
Here it is, right here.
A reoccurring problem in Russian history is the desire of a part of the elites to make leaps to embrace revolution instead of sequential development.
Not only Russian experience, but all world experience shows that the fatal results of historic leaps, haste, subversion without creation.
I mean, do you hear this bureaucratic mumbo jumbo by Putin, Pootie Pooh over here?
He's trying to talk himself into the presidency again over here.
I mean, moreover, he's loosened a little bit of the political freedoms that people are basically out there protesting for.
He basically is going to allow the public to elect the province governors, although there is bureaucratic wording within that new, I guess that new decree that, you know, if Pootie Pooh decides that he doesn't like who the people voted for, he can just kind of replace them with whoever the hell he wants.
So, once again, folks, it's a brink of a revolution in Russia.
And in my personal opinion, unless Pootie Pooh steps down and unless there's an actual complete and utter cleansing of the Kremlin, we are going to see some major, possibly escalated devastation happening in Russia.
And this is just another thing.
We were just talking about world disorder as it related to Israel baiting the United States into war with Iran.
I mean, take a look at this Russian potential revolution going to happen here.
I mean, we've got a potential Russian revolution here, man.
And we have seen through history that all Russian revolutions, well, there hasn't been many, but the Russian revolutions don't end up pretty.
I mean, let's just put it that way.
They don't end up pretty because, for lack of a better term, they're, you know, cockeyed mouth breathers that insist upon having totalitarian implemented upon them.
So as long as they do it for Mother Russia, I don't get it.
I don't know.
Anyway, I want to hear from you.
646-652-4869, what do you have to say about these subject matters?
Area code 234, you're on the air.
I think you'd like my friend Dummy.
He's a lizard, just like you.
The hell is this?
What the hell is this?
Now, Jesus, shut up, you stupid.
570, what's up?
I don't even know what the hell you're saying.
Why don't you go eat a bowl of rice and shut up, all right?
936, what's up?
Ghost, you wish you were a Ryu from Street Fire because you're more like E Honda, you know, with the ho-ho-ho-ho, ham-boan.
Occupy Soul Creative Expression00:15:13
That was a major fail, for Christ's sake.
Was that supposed to be lulzy?
Was that supposed to be funny for Christ's sake?
Jesus Christ.
You should have farted on the phone and got better lulz.
807, what's up?
Hey, do you know how to play anything?
You know how to play some, you know, some kind of tune or something?
Maybe we can jam out.
Come on, did you get it out and play something?
For Christ's sake, get it out.
Get out of here, for Christ's sake.
Play something.
You know, hit one string and stupid moron.
You can tell he got that for Christmas.
234, what's up?
Here we go with a Helen Keller deaf mutes.
Anyway, let's move on to another subject matter because you people don't care.
All right?
I mean, you know, Russia's on the brink of civil conflict.
I mean, major civil conflict.
Mark my words.
We're going to see and hear a lot more out of Russia.
But let's move on to some of the prognostications that I have made.
I have said for a long period of time, ever since Kim Jong-il died, that Kim Jong-un is nothing more than a figurehead.
This man has no power within the bureaucratic military infrastructure of North Korea.
Well, Kim Jung-il Jr., who is in exile, who's living it out of some freaking Chinese casino or some crap, has finally written that very outcome.
He's actually written the very thing that I have said, that Kim Jung-un has no power whatsoever.
He's nothing more than a figurehead.
Moreover, the people that are actually in charge are the elites in Pyongyang, and the elites in Pyongyang are nothing more than the military generals and those at the higher end of the military hierarchy.
And they're basically putting Kim Jong-un out there as a puppet so they can continue to sustain their authority over the country.
I mean, this is no BS.
Anyway, Kim Jong-il Jr., Kim Jr. over here, who's in exile, once again, not only does he say that his brother is a symbol, but he has gone out as to say that North Korea will collapse.
I mean, can you believe this crap?
I mean, let me tell you something.
I mean, that puts him at big risk.
You know, Kim Jong-il Jr. has put himself as a marked man by the North Korean secret military.
And if you have read about the North Korean military, this is not a joke military, especially if you live within the Asian region.
You know, if you lived in the Asian region, you know, Kim Jong-il, at the time when he was in power, would kidnap those in opposition.
Moreover, he would not only just kidnap those that were in opposition to him via his military, he would also kidnap people that he liked in Asia, like Asian pop stars and Asian actors.
He would have his military bag these people, put them in a van.
Next thing you know, they're in North Korea, and Kim Jong-il is forcing these people to do movies and crap.
I kid you not.
So my personal opinion is, is Kim Jong-il Jr. better watch his ass.
Even though I think he is utterly correct, I think that Kim Jong-un, and I've said this before he even said it, Kim Jong-un is nothing more than a figurehead.
There is no way that he has any kind of power over the bureaucratic infrastructure of the North Korean military.
And as we've seen all the discombobulated messages coming out of North Korea, we can see that there is something wrong with the infrastructure out there.
And I cannot wait for it to implode.
I mean, it would help the whole Korean peninsula if the communists in North Korea would just completely collapse and just completely rid themselves away.
I mean, they'd have done nothing to the people in North Korea other than subjugate them and starve them to death.
I mean, it's a scientific fact that the people in South Korea grow four inches taller than those in North Korea, which are the exact same people.
But the reason they grow taller is because out in North Korea, they're forced to eat second harvest because the goddamn country is allocating all the resources into building up the military, building up the military infrastructure, building up the military weaponry.
That's where all the GDP is going for North Korea.
That's why everybody in North Korea is starving, for Christ's sake.
Unfreaking believable.
Anyway, let me hear from you.
646-652-4869.
We're talking a little bit about North Korea.
Once again, Kim Jong-il Jr. wrote today that North Korea will be on the brink of collapse, and Kim Jong-un is nothing more than a figurehead, just as what I have said on this broadcast.
So let's take some calls, see what you have to say about it.
Area code 559, you're on the horn.
Shut up.
860, what's up?
You're on the horn.
Turn your goddamn radio down, you dick lick.
Who else we got?
270, what's up?
I'm Bill Gates.
Yeah, who cares?
You sound like a little poor idiot.
That's what you sound like.
503, what's up?
Hey, Kill.
Yeah, what's going on?
Hey, I called in on your anniversary.
Sorry I didn't pick up.
I'll do the point, though.
You know, I don't necessarily think North Korea is about to collapse because, you know, their personality cult with Kim Jong-il was so huge, and with Kim Jong-un was so huge that, you know, I don't think they're going to fall apart because.
Well, you know, I think they are going to fall apart.
All you're doing is saying they're a personality cult.
They're a personality cult at the barrel of a gun.
All right?
That's the only re I mean, y there's reports coming out of North Korea that we're there are people being jailed and executed for not uh grieving enough uh when Kim Jong-il was dead.
So give me a break.
856, what's up?
Hey, uh, y we were talking about the World War uh World War III stuff earlier.
Yeah, go ahead.
Uh, you need to really stop fear-mongering.
If I want to, you know, hear fear-mongering, I'd listen to Alex Jones.
Oh, yeah.
H how is it fear-mongering?
I'm stating facts.
What's happening in Pakistan right now?
A verge of a coup.
What's happening in Iraq?
A verge of civil war.
What's happening in Iran?
We're on the brink of war with them.
What's happening in Palestine, Israel?
They're on the brink of war.
What's happening in the Arab Spring?
The whole goddamn region is in disorder.
What else do you want me to say?
Africa is about to on the verge of disorder because of all kinds of things, not just geopolitical, but health and natural resources, so on and so forth.
So what the hell are you talking about, fear-mongering?
What's your excuse?
What's your optimistic view there, you milky liquor?
Like I said, man, I just don't want to listen to Alex Jones.
Shut up.
Exactly.
Just sit there and shut up.
All right?
You want me to sugarcoat everything?
How do you want to?
Oh, everything's going to be okay.
All right?
Everything's going to be just great.
As a matter of fact, let's just all have a brew.
Let's just do that right now.
As a matter of fact, let me pour my brew into my glass so we can be Mr. Optimistic.
All right, here we go.
Look at this.
Oh, yeah.
That's it.
Nothing like a nice, good brew here.
That's perfect, guy.
That's perfect.
And you know what?
This is going to be optimistic radio for the next ten minutes.
That's what it's going to be.
It's going to be optimistic radio.
So let's go ahead and be optimistic like this asshole wants me to be.
And everybody wants me to be optimistic.
Okay?
Let's go to the next subject matter, shall we?
We were talking about North Korea and how Kim Jung-il Jr. has criticized Kim Jung-un as a potential symbol.
And moreover, North Korea is on the brink of collapse.
Okay, so let's talk a little bit about the Costa Corn Cordieta Cordecora, whatever the hell it's called.
Let's talk about that disaster over there off the coast of Italy.
Wasn't that sad?
It was sad.
Yes, it was.
But you know, there's some optimism to be said here.
I mean, even amidst tragedy, we saw the human potential just literally to unfold in the midst of instant action once that horrible tragedy unfolded off the coast of Italy.
We saw human ambition and human endeavor go into the waters.
I mean, they went as far as blasting a hole into the side of the damn vessel to get these people out.
And that's what I'm talking about.
I'm talking about optimism.
I'm talking about human condition, human passion.
That's what I'm talking about.
And we're Mr. Optimism here.
So since the last caller wanted optimism, that's what we're talking about.
I know that we suffered an Italian vessel crash off of the coast of Italy, but it showed the human compassion and what the human spirit would do whenever human beings are being subjected to any kind of pain and misery.
So I want to hear what you have to say.
This is Mr. Optimism.
Area code 508.
I I'm feeling very optimistic about this too.
I think I think everything's going to be just fine.
I think that My Little Pony's a wonderful show and that we should all just watch that.
Well, I don't know about My Little Pony being a great show, but I can just sense the optimism in you, and I can sense the optimism of all the people in this chat room and all the people that are out there listening in.
I can feel their optimism.
I can feel their energy coming in through this fiber-optically connected world that we call the Internet.
I mean, I can feel it running through my leg.
I mean, it's just beautiful.
Anyway, we were talking a little bit about the little unfortunate incident relating to carnival cruises off the coast of Italy.
And I know it's a horrific tragedy.
I know that people died in this horrific incident, excuse me.
But we can look upon this as something positive.
As a positive for the human beings that were out there that saw and witnessed this tragedy, they went into the water selflessness and just went in there and saved the people in the Costa Cornodia or whatever the hell it's called.
Anyway, this is Mr. Optimism.
What else do we have here?
571.
571.
Oh, look, somebody's just afraid to talk.
It's okay to talk on the broadcast because we're all optimistic here.
That's what we are.
We're all optimistic, and everything will be okay.
530, you're on the air.
Joseph, what's wrong, bro?
It sounds like you've been taking estrogen up the ass.
Well, that's just inappropriate talk right there, young man.
What I'm doing is I'm being optimistic, like the last caller suggested I be.
Optimistic about absolutely nothing.
Even though we're on the brink of World War III and we're going to hell in a handbasted, doesn't matter because human compassion is still there.
It's still there because we're still giving out entitlements to those that are hungry.
We've got people that are out there that are being helped by other human beings, even though those human beings are doing absolutely nothing to contribute to human civilization.
But it's okay because we're optimistic.
You get that, 530?
You get it?
No, I don't get it.
Can you talk to all my things?
It's not an array.
That's what I'm saying.
Yeah, right.
You're talking fruitier than me, guy.
You're talking fruitier than me.
Don't sit over there and try to back talk.
This is Mr. Optimism here.
That's what we're talking about.
We're talking about optimistic perspectives.
All right?
That's what we're talking about.
Optimism.
440, you there?
RIP, Kim Jong Yo.
Fuck all those goddamn niggas in Africa.
Let them starve.
Oh, that's a shame.
You know, you can tell that's bad parenting right there.
And it's really unfortunate that that young man has to resort to such derogatory type linguistic.
But you know, folks, as we listen to the disdain in that young man's voice, we have to tell ourselves that behind that voice of disdain, behind that voice of disgust, there's a soul.
There's a young man crying out for help.
It's somebody that has been ousted by their parents or possibly abused by their parents or somebody that has been ousted by society for whatever reason.
And as a result, his direct consequence is to act out in this kind of boisterous nature.
So let's just calm down, okay, guy?
Everything will be okay.
516.
Hey, ghost.
Hi.
You know what?
What the hell was I going to say?
Oh, yeah.
I actually, it's not exactly too related to the topic, but I have some information on SOPA that you might want to know.
Well, unfortunately, fella, we're not talking about SOAP at this point in time.
Maybe the next time we talk about SOPA, you can call in and give us all the 411 that you have on your brain there.
Okay?
Thanks a lot, Pal.
This is Mr. Optimism here in Optimism Radio.
We're taking calls here, all right?
That's what we're doing, all right?
This is a Taco Tuesday edition of it.
And, you know, I just feel great right now.
Area code 307.
I'm sorry. We can't understand you.
I don't know if we're having some kind of a bad connection of sorts, but you're more than willing to call back in.
325.
Another person that's scared to talk.
You know, I understand whenever anybody's put on the spot, everybody has a little bit of fear.
They have the butterflies in the stomach, but you have to conquer that and realize that there's no way to get ahead in life with being just somebody who doesn't speak or say or express themselves in some kind of a creative or explicit fashion.
So let's continue going, shall we?
570.
Hey, it's me.
I'm the one that's been trolling you.
It's awfully swell.
Well, I'm glad that it's swell for you.
I mean, it's obvious that there's nothing much going for your life other than sputtering out a sentence fragment that barely any of us can understand because you're inarticulate and uneducated.
But that's not your fault.
I mean, we can attribute that to a bad childhood, bad upbringing, public education system, that sort of thing.
Optimist Radio Infamy Capacity00:03:11
So it's okay.
It's going to be okay.
I know that you have a lot of vented anger that you want to project towards those that aren't angry, but you're not going to get me angry.
You're not going to get me angry.
This is Mr. Optimism.
Area code 208.
Yeah, I was just wondering, this is for ideas for ending or World War III before it even begins.
Do you think exterminating the Bronies would be a good idea?
No, I don't think that would be a good idea.
And I understand your disdain for the Bronies.
But you have to understand the Bronies are trying to express themselves in a creative way, in a way where society has otherwise subjected or subjugated their particular personal perspectives.
So as a result, the Brony idea is nothing more than an outcry for one's personal expression that has been subjugated by socioeconomic pressures.
So for you to sit over here and make that nonsense about, oh, well, Brony's this and Brony's that, the Bronies are doing nothing more than just expressing themselves on a basis of sociality and yet pop culture basis, if you will.
337.
Oh, hey.
Hi.
Sorry.
I didn't know it was me.
Okay, I just want to say one thing.
Red tail is the best movie I have never seen.
Well, unfortunately, we're not talking about that right now.
I know that maybe you have some things that you want to amplify that's on your little noggin.
Right now, we're not discussing that.
That's not what we're discussing.
This is Mr. Optimism here.
We were talking about that horrific crash off of the coast of Italy of that carnival vessel.
But now we're going to talk about the Occupy protesters that are going to be in Washington, D.C.
Yeah, you know, the Occupy Wall Street protesters that literally wasted the time of individuals that were just actually trying to go to and from work every day.
These people that were camping out and turning parks into subterranean biohazard garbage holes with excrement and other bodily fluids just freely flowing out there.
These individuals are now in Washington, D.C. attempting to transition their debate from the Washington greed concept now to the powerful Washington, D.C.
I don't get it.
You know, I really don't get it.
But you know, Occupy Wall Street, Occupy, whatever it is.
I think that what you really need to do is you really need to look in the mirror and say to yourself, who am I occupying?
I'm occupying Wall Street.
I'm occupying Washington, D.C.
I need to occupy myself.
I need to occupy my soul.
I need to figure out what direction in life I'm going.
I mean, I can't just sit here and wither away like some useless human being.
I have to be able to understand that this brain, this concept of free will that has been given to me by nature, it should be utilized to benefit the civilization that has put forth modernity as the reality.
Sombrero Loriko Stomping Ahead00:09:53
You know?
Anyway, we're almost out of time here, and this is Mr. Optimism.
You know, I want to talk a little bit about Tim Thibault craze.
I don't know.
I don't want to talk about him right now, but I also want to talk about Martin Luther the King Day, but I think we've ran out of time.
So what I want to do is I actually want to talk a little bit about the individuals that are listening in out there that are troll terrorists.
I want to talk to some of these people.
I want to go head-to-head with them right now.
Okay, that's what I'm going to do.
I'm going to take some calls, and I want to understand the mental capacity around why you troll this broadcast.
Area code 760.
My granddaughter, this despicable whore.
Well, let's not go there.
I know that you're actually thinking you're accomplishing something by, you know, splicing a couple of audio files together, but it actually shows that A, you have no life, B, have no girlfriend, and C,
obviously have more of an ignorant self-perspective of putting your energies into useless concepts that aren't going to make you any money and are just wasting your time on getting lulls from unadulterated jerk dicks that are probably chafing their penises to pornographic material.
Let's go call in somebody else.
Who else do we have here?
We have Area Code, no, let's take a Skype caller.
How about that?
Let's take a Skype caller.
How about Yoshi Mitsu?
Joe, you fucking uncultured prick dick.
Bamboo.
Yeah, I know.
I know.
It's hard for you to concoct anything more than a sentence fragment.
But it's okay.
You need to blame your mother and father for that type of neglect.
You know, it came out in a study recently that babies actually observe the mouths of parents that talk to them.
And you see, in today's modern America, parents don't talk to their children anymore.
They dump them off on an illegal alien child care provider in front of a boob tube or a violent video game.
And they expect these types of devices to raise their children into actual, legitimate, law-abiding human beings.
So it makes no coincidence that you are reacting in such a horrific manner.
Anyway, we got 347.
Hey, what's up?
Hi.
So I want to talk about North Korea.
Is that all right?
No, unfortunately, we're not talking about North Korea right now.
I'm sorry.
We're talking about personal feelings, personal problems, whatever is irking inside of you.
That's what we're talking about right now.
9-5-6, I understand.
I know that you have some nostalgic feeling to continue that old ridiculous played-out 2011 meme because you're an unoriginal person that has absolutely no mental capacity to think of anything original.
Anyway, 573, I mean, that's just completely inappropriate, all right?
Completely inappropriate, but the reason that you're doing that is because you have a lack of personality.
Obviously, you were raised by mammy and daddy that didn't give two rats' asses about you, and the only way that you can obtain any kind of attention is to be some obnoxious, loud imbecile.
So that no matter what type of attention it is, as long as it's focused on you, that's all you care about.
And it's really sad.
Area code 443.
Oh, yes, I would just like to say this is Fruit Pro Radio.
Yeah, I know you can't say it without stumbling over your own tongue.
Maybe it's because you're a lispy little prick.
And instead of actually focusing in on how to be articulate based upon your tongue to speech action, all you have to do is So, you know, whatever you were sucking on, whether it was a noonie or a bottle up until you were about five or six years old, caught up to your palate, son.
Anyway, 520.
Why aren't you a voice actor?
I didn't hear you.
Can you say that one more time, please?
Why aren't you a voice actor?
Well, you know, maybe I am.
I don't know.
754.
It's when you're angry.
Oh, is this one of these trolls?
Why exactly are you doing this?
I need cupcakes for everyone in Occupy Wall Street.
You should soak up and join us.
Well, those are obviously obnoxious people that are going to continue to play audiophiles.
And we have no room for that in Optimus Radio.
None.
936.
Hey, Ghost, can you please ask the fruit balls and trans-testicles listening in?
If anyone played the trans-testicle from Bible Black, please message me or follow me on Twitter at Snowball.
Well, we don't really want to follow you if you are out here looking for trans-testicles, okay?
I'm sure that there's, you know, avenues for you to look for trans-testicles so you can, you know, fondle tree trunks in between legs of what should be women.
That's your problem.
We are optimistic radio.
We want to talk about real problems.
We want to talk about real people.
That's what we want to talk about.
All right?
We don't want to fear monger like that ass clown who called up about 15 minutes ago said we were claiming doing.
So this is true optimistic radio.
We've got area code 503.
Hey, I just want to say a big shout out to all the capitalists out there.
And God somehow want to do a toast to one capitalist that I think he really doesn't get any respect.
So I'm going to give a shout out right now to my buddy Nikolai.
Yeah, I know that you're trying to get lulls by sitting over here saying, I'm going to take a toast to Nikolai.
And you actually think that's going to bring you in some sort of internet infamy.
But it isn't.
Not only is it not going to give you internet infamy, it's not going to get your wiener whacked.
So instead of focusing in your energies and your efforts on doing meaningless things, maybe if you focused your energies and efforts on possibly obtaining the, I don't know, attention of a female, maybe you wouldn't be wasting your time saying such useless jargon on the true optimist radio show.
856.
Is that me?
Yeah.
Oh, you don't have to be optimistic.
I just told you not to, you know, warmonger like a fucking idiot.
No, no, no, you're lying your ass off.
You wanted me to be optimistic.
This is the way it is.
You see, people aren't happy.
You see how nobody's happy?
You know, at first I'm fear-mongering.
He doesn't want me to be optimistic anymore.
Do you hear this?
This is America.
Ungrateful jerks.
But we're going to continue with the optimism, folks.
We're not going to go anywhere.
We're going to continue.
We're going to be optimistic.
And I know that everybody out there is feeling my positivity right now.
I know they're feeling my positivity.
So we're going to continue going.
562.
Hi, ghosts.
I just want to say a happy Taco Tuesday from the Pronya community.
And I think I might know a possible source of why these trolls are trolling your radio station.
Okay.
Explain.
Well, first off, possibly is that, you know, lack of parents.
And they're always, I don't know, bad neighborhoods, the bad influences they get from video games, from the people they know, and from their parents, you know, fighting and stuff, and the father drinking, and then the mom, well, like, I don't know, divorced them.
And then they get.
Well, you know what?
I completely understand where you're getting at.
But you see, if you gave every young person an excuse for the reason why they're being jerks, every one of them are going to continue to go to that well.
But you see, I look at people like Dave Thomas, who happened to have, you know, was the man behind Wendy's, you know, the infamous burger place.
Where's the beef?
Well, Dave Thomas was an orphan.
You know, this was a man that was adopted by an adopted family.
This was a man that, you know, was given away.
I mean, he went through foster homes.
And for you to sit over here and suggest that because kids aren't getting the attention from mammy and daddy, because they're being subjected to video games, because they're being subjected to television, that somewhere along the line, even after you've gone wild type of activity, they can't mature up and realize that, hey, I've got to do something.
Anyway, Jesus Christ, I'm sick and tired of acting like that.
That's enough.
All right, but is that what you want?
Is that what you want?
Mr. Optimist Radio here?
Is that what it is?
Is that it?
Huh?
Optimist Radio?
How'd you like that?
Huh?
You stupid morons.
Look at these people.
They're like, thank God.
Oh, my God.
And if you're not in the chat room, we're at maximum capacity right now, but everybody's just like, thank God he stopped acting like some optimistic fruit.
But do you understand how ridiculous that sounds?
That's optimism.
I'm giving you realism, baby.
I'm not fear-mongering.
I'm giving you realism.
And if you don't like it, well, then shove it up your ass.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, folks, I'm sorry.
We have gone way over time.
We didn't even get to go over all the subject matters in the episode info.
Nagger Dare Use Ass 6th00:14:42
So without any further ado, let's just go ahead and go right into it.
And I'm talking about everybody's favorite part of the broadcast.
And I'm talking about radiography.
That's right, folks.
I'm talking about radio graffiti, where the spectators become part of the spectacle.
All you have to do to participate is give me a call at 646-652-4869 is the number to call out here.
And when I call on your Skype name or I call on your area code, you have exactly three to four seconds to say whatever it is that you have to say that's on your mind.
So we're going to try to get through this, folks.
I'm sorry, you know, we went off keister.
A lot of people pissed me off today, and I really didn't appreciate it.
So we're going to try to run through these radio graffitis as quick as possible so everybody gets a chance to say whatever it is they want to say here.
So let's go ahead and start.
Area code 816, Radio Graffiti. 702, Radio Graffiti.
Dana, that's it.
You're a hambone.
And you are smart little pony.
Dana.
Shut up.
703, Radio Graffiti.
The hell was that?
410, radio graffiti.
610, radio graffiti.
Hey, ghost.
Can you hear me?
Yeah.
Yo, so I want to talk to you about the troll that trolling shit.
Shove it up, your ass.
How about that?
860, radio graffiti.
What is that me?
That was you.
704, radio graffiti.
Hey, Ghost, I just wanted to let you know that we're not all troll terrorists out here.
I, for one, I'm going to win.
Shut up, Jordan.
We're real people with real problems.
And something that has been working is that you haven't caught on me all broadcast because I have legitimate things that I want to talk about.
Like, going back, you're mentioning the human.
Well, we ain't got time, man.
It's radio graffiti.
I'm sorry.
347 Radio Graffiti.
971, radio graffiti.
Ghost, come with it.
How you doing?
Shut up, Nikolai, you stupid vodka eating piece of shh.
Never mind.
234, radio graffiti.
8863 Radio Graffiti.
Son of a bitch.
559, what's up, radio graffiti?
Hey, ghost.
I noticed Ash hasn't called in a while.
Did he get deported?
Well, I hope so.
269 Radio Graffiti.
Stupid moron.
God damn it.
Yeah, 865, radio graffiti.
Hello, how's it going?
Goodbye.
I'm at 7-6-0, Radio Graffiti.
Wow, you moron.
763, radio graffiti.
Hi, Ghost.
This is John.
I just wanted to call up and ask you a serious question.
Would you be willing to be honest with me?
I wanted to ask you a question about earlier in the video.
I mean, the whole broadcast.
Why were you blaming every single thing that we do as trolls on here on the parents?
Just be honest with me.
Why do you do that?
Because your parents suck the chrome up of a 57 Chevy bumper and should be repeatedly beaten in the balls with an ACME brick so that there can be no more children being made.
Just like idiot loser, waste of human life like you.
206 radio graffiti, stupid moron.
How about 203, Radio Graffiti?
Some Ray Charles?
No.
Sorry.
How about 269, Radio Graffiti?
Oh my god, what's up?
Ghost, shut up uh.
412 radio graffiti.
Hey ghost, this me.
Yeah yeah, how are you doing so?
I just got some tacos and it's taco tuesday, drinking some beers and dropped all my classes.
You having a good time.
Wait, you dropped all your classes.
Well, what are you gonna do?
Well, the hard ones.
You stupid loser.
Well, I don't even know why you're wasting your money in college anyway.
The only way you should be going to college is if somebody else is paying for it.
All right?
And I mean, scholarship, mommy and daddy, you know, whatever.
All right?
That's the only reason you should be going to college.
The hard ones.
Stupid dickhead.
630, radio graffiti.
Ron Paul 2012, you suck.
Yeah, your mother.
307 Radio Graffiti.
I understand you.
646 Radio Graffiti.
907, radio graffiti.
Stupid moron.
248, radio graffiti.
Yo, gym teacher, you're going to bow to me.
You bow.
Wait, stay right there, 248, because I think it's about everybody's time for everybody's favorite game.
It's guest the minority.
That's right, folks.
It's everybody's favorite game.
You definitely heard some kind of ethnic whang in this individual's voice there.
So let's go ahead and put the guesses on the screen.
It's everybody's favorite game.
It's guest the minority.
So let's go ahead and put it on the screen here.
And let's get back to the call, shall we?
Hey, 248, you there?
Yeah, you fat, pot-belly bastard.
Are you a Puerto Rican?
You want to know what I am?
Are you a Puerto Rican?
Answer the question.
I won't answer a question to you, you fat bitch.
Yeah, he's a Puerto Rican.
I mean, yes!
Yes!
Yes!
I freaking love this game!
Let me tell you something right now.
Whenever they're hesitant on saying anything, when you ask them a question like that, you know you hit it on the head.
You know you hit it on the head when you, and you know it.
What I don't understand is every time that we play Guest the Minority, how come it's always the Mexicans or the Puerto Ricans or somebody of Latin descent that's always afraid to be brown and proud about it?
What's up with that crap?
You know what I mean?
I mean, how come they're not brown and proud?
How come they're not down for Larasa?
You know?
I mean, usually when these, you know, Hispanics are out here in society, they're all brown and proud.
You know what I mean?
They're all brown and proud and down for Larasa.
But whenever they're playing Guest the Minority, they don't want to be brown and proud.
What the hell is that about?
I'm just asking.
I'm just asking.
574, Radio Graffiti.
Come on, you make the pass up so far.
We don't have to check it.
Shut up.
269, Radio Graffiti.
Oh, it's all over my face.
Stupid idiot.
631, radio graffiti.
Hey, ghost.
I just wanted to tell you that Optimus Ghost is probably the best impersonation of your granny.
Now, shut up, you stupid moron.
Shady player, radio graffiti.
Since this is Taco Tuesday, can you do a Mexican McKinney Alpa do for Loriko?
Yeah, we can do that.
Hey, engineer, go ahead and put on some Mexican music because I am the king of Mexicans.
And it is Taco Tuesday, so let's go ahead and put on some Mexican music, all right?
Okay, sure.
Okay.
All right, let's go ahead and do it.
Let's just put on some Mexican music here.
Oh, yeah.
That's right.
It's Taco Tuesday.
Ardeba, you see.
Ardiba.
That's right, folks.
It's Taco Tuesday.
Let me go ahead and do some for Lorico.
How about that?
I'll do some For Lorico dance.
Here, let me go ahead and stop my feet here.
Let me do it.
Y'all hear me doing it?
Y'all hear it?
Y'all hear me doing it?
I'm stomping my feet.
I'm doing for Loriko.
Listen.
I'm doing for Loriko.
I'm stomping my feet.
I'm doing for Loriko.
Are you sad?
Oh, I got my sombrero going on.
I got the sombrero.
I got my cerveza and my sombrero!
All right, shut it off, bitches.
Shut it off!
All right, let's shutting it off here.
And for all you folks that are listening in, we're having some technical difficulties, unfortunately, here at the Blog Talk Radio Broadcast.
So, my sincerest apologies to everybody who's listening in, who's getting kicked out of the chat room.
I don't know what the hell's going on, but bear with me.
We're continuing on with radio graffiti, so let's go ahead and do it.
Exora Hawks, baby, radio.
Oh, yes.
I'm having my cup of tea.
Oh, yes.
So good to be an aristocrat.
Oh, yes, and I'm also having some fish and shit.
Oh, yes.
Oh, yes.
This is such good nobility.
Look at all these yanks here.
Look at all the yanks sitting here thinking they could be gentlemen.
They can't be gentlemen like me.
Anyway, thanks a lot, Xara Hawks.
That was pretty good, man.
Appreciate it.
214, Radio Graffiti.
Hi, Ghost.
I would like to say that I'm sorry that you constantly get trolled and get your grandmother insulted.
Yeah, well, it happens, you know.
832, Radio Graffiti.
Hey, Ghost, what's up?
It's Asho.
Who is this?
Asho.
I'm back from Jeep, Ohio.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
What do you want, Ash Hole?
You just came back from Juvenile Hall.
What the hell?
What the hell are you doing in Juvenile Hall?
Well, I told you, I got half of this, and I saw them on the fucking week's head.
Yeah, well, we can't even understand you because you're a flea market bought-ass phone, all right?
Jesus Christ.
724, Radio Graffiti.
Yo, ghost, love your show.
This is Taco Tuesday.
I wanted to wish you a good Taco Tuesday and great Taco Tuesday every Tuesday, here on out.
Thanks a lot, man.
I appreciate the Taco Tuesdays for every Taco Tuesdays here on out.
818, Radio Graffiti.
Yeah, you're just playing with your Peter Popper.
Another wizard, radio graffiti.
Uh, no, it's just me, Gabe Newell.
My told Gabe Ben.
My foot.
Gabe Ben.
My foot.
Gabe Ben.
Hey, how about leaving Gabe Newell alone?
How about that?
He gave y'all valve games.
Leave Gabe Newell alone already, for Christ's sake, man.
Jesus Christ.
So what if he's a fat ginger?
All right?
So what if the man's a fat ginger?
Leave Newell alone.
He gave y'all valve games for Christ's sake.
Whiskey Radio Graffiti.
720 radio graffiti.
Shut up, you stupid Helen Keller deaf mute.
214 Radio Graffiti.
What the hell was that supposed to be?
Sounded like some Eddie Murphy 1980s.
I thought I could be some Fruit Bowl musician type phase.
Y'all remember that?
Y'all remember when Eddie Murphy came out with his stupid dumbass album for Christ's sake, huh?
Just put your mouth on me.
Just put your mouth on.
Do y'all remember that fruity ass song for Christ's sake?
Radio Graffiti Stumbling Mumbling00:04:58
Jesus Christ.
We got five minutes left.
Who else do we got going on over here?
512, radio graffiti.
Oh, Lillia.
What are you squealing like a pig?
Squeal, boy.
Squeal.
That's what I thought.
941, radio graffiti.
Good thing I put cement and talk on his tough.
Shut up, you stupid dumb fruit bowl.
201, radio graffiti.
Hello?
Goodbye.
Stupid moron.
God damn it.
I mean, is there anybody?
I mean, is this.
I mean, is this thing on for Christ's sake?
614, goddammit, radio graffiti.
Feel some come down there right now to kick your ass on 6th Street.
Oh, yeah, you're going to come down here and kick my ass on 6th Street.
Well, come on, where the hell are you at, boy?
Where are you going to be at?
I'll be there.
I'll whoop your ass.
Where the hell are you at?
Shut up, bitch.
You're nothing.
Yeah, that's what I thought.
You ain't going to come down here to 6th Street, boy.
You understand that?
I will whoop your ass into dog meat, and everybody out there knows it.
248, radio graffiti.
God, Jesus Christ, turn your goddamn radio down.
Jimmy Kudos, Radio Graffiti.
God damn it.
The freaking PGs!
Jesus Christ!
478 radio goddamn graffiti.
One king stream, he was able to baroque us.
One king stream, he was able to baroque us.
One king dream.
You, god damn it, ghetto capitalist.
It's sick.
How dare you use Martin Luther The King for your little ghetto capitalist tactics?
How dare you use the name of Martin Luther The King in that fashion?
How dare you.
Using Mark Luther as a king's name for Christian, give me the freaking mic for Christ's sake.
Let me tell you something, you scumbags.
I'm warning you.
I'm warning all of you, all right?
I got two words for you.
Two words!
Punitive damages.
Taking a couple of more in that sit, for Christ's sake.
The Turkish capitalist radio graffiti.
Nagger?
Nigger, nagger.
100% raised you.
Nagger, nigger.
Son of a bitch.
I never said that.
God damn it.
I never said that.
Celtic Brony, radio graffiti.
Let me ghost.
a Celtic brownie, not you!
Damn it!
Damn it, Celtic Brony.
You said you were going to stop trolling your stupid Celtic pasty white night trick.
Stick a goddamn four-leaf clover up your ass.
Snake a leaf up your ass.
Who's hopping pieces?
I'm sick of all you troll terrorists.
All of you.
Each and every one of you.
I'm sick of you.
Give me the mic.
Freaking mic, for Christ's sake.
That's it for me.
Implement chat room martial law, engineer.
Implement chat room martial law.
Let me tell you something.
Tomorrow, you know how Wikipedia, Reddit, all of them are going to go dark tomorrow.
I just may go dark tomorrow.
I don't know yet.
I haven't decided.
But by God, let me bring it down to you like this.
Follow me on Twitter to figure out if I am or not.
Be the first one to figure out if I'm going to conduct a broadcast by follow me on Twitter, Ghost Politics.
Room Shout Jerked Coolada Blaze00:14:24
And of course, folks, the archive at blogtalkradio.com/slash ghost.
Blogtalkradio.com/slash ghost is the archive.
And I think that we are now officially off the air, at least off the live broadcast, folks.
And I want to extend my sincerest thanks to all those that are listening in via the archive.
Or if you're live right now, you're probably listening to me over the telephone.
I want to thank you very much.
So what we're going to do here, I'm going to go ahead and take a drink of this spotting beer.
Well, Flavix League and Sloggin, Volkswagen.
Good stuff.
And we're going to go ahead and we're going to do some after-the-show radio graffiti.
That's what we're going to do for this Taco Tuesday.
All right?
That's what we're doing for a Taco Tuesday.
Dunlop, radio graffiti.
There's no easy way out.
There's no sugar.
There's no easy way out.
Struggles.
That was actually a pretty good movie, man.
You know, let me tell you something.
I I like Sly.
All right, I like Rocky.
You want to know why?
Do you even know the story behind Sylvester Stallone, man?
Do you even know the story behind Sylvester Stallone?
This was a guy that was brought up by a disgusting dishrag whore mother.
All right?
Came from a filthy family.
And this guy had a dream of this idea, this Rocky movie that he wrote himself.
He wrote it himself.
And he went down to LA and tried his damnedest.
I mean, he followed producers into shit stalls.
He did whatever it took to make Rocky a reality.
As a matter of fact, I mean, the guy was starving in L.A.
He did a freaking porno.
Yeah, Sylvester Stallone had to do a freaking porno just so that he can freaking pay the rent.
So whenever you play that, you know, I like Rocky.
You know what I mean?
I like Ryan.
Hey, yo.
Hey, yo, you know what I mean?
You all calling me a dummy because I don't know all the big words.
Well, let's continue going.
We got Nozark, Radio Graffiti.
Hey, ghosts, how you doing?
Sick with me?
What's going on, man?
Just want to mention that Pippa will affect the rest of the world of America as well.
And a lot of people haven't been aware of this past.
You know, people aren't aware that, you know, a lot of people aren't aware that they're really hungry, and yet they're still vegetarians, you know.
Bane and Change, Radio Graffiti.
Yeah, when you see my Skype names, you better hide from me, Go.
Shut up, you stupid, uneducated, stumbling, mumbling fruit.
Mike Honcho, radio graffiti.
I spread my butt cheeks for playing girls.
Shut up, you stupid fruit.
518, radio graffiti.
Yeah, we can't hear you.
704, radio graffiti.
Hey, ghost.
Sorry about all the trolls ruining the Taco Tuesday.
Happy Taco Tuesday, man.
Hey, thanks a lot.
Hey, it's what happens.
You know, these freaking troll terrorists.
That's what they do.
That's all they're good for.
Cosmo Brockington, Radio Graffiti.
I'm calling the cop.
Don't call the cop.
You're so ready, Dave.
Can you see he loves you, bitch?
I love you, bitch.
I love you, bitch.
Why good love me?
You and D.
And the baby makes me.
The hot ones and the button.
You better not run.
What the hell is it?
Are you kidding me, Cosbro?
Are you kidding me, man?
God damn it.
530, radio graffiti.
Like a good neighbor, your granny is.
Shut up.
Shut up.
God damn it.
Shut up.
817, radio graffiti.
Reminds me of something my grandfather used to say.
He used to say, I'm going upstairs and fuck your grandmother.
God damn it, you son of a pickup pulse.
Take it every one of you not to talk about my granny.
I don't talk.
I told each and every one of you, troll terrorists, that my granny is off limits.
My granny was a pious woman.
She never hurt a soul.
Ever.
Whenever we had dinner and we had leftovers for dinner, she'd go next door and give it to the neighbor.
All right?
She never had, she ever did a curse word in her life, my granny.
So don't talk about my goddamn thing about freaking mine for Christ's sake.
Don't ever talk about my goddamn granny unless you and me want some problems.
You understand what I'm saying?
610, radio graffiti.
Stop right there, crooked little scum.
Nobody breaks the law on my watch.
I confiscate.
Shut up.
336, radio graffiti.
Hey, McFly.
Back features off.
Stupid idiot.
How about 775 Radio Graffiti?
443, radio graffiti.
You're a humbone, Mr. Ghost.
You really.
Shut up, asshole, alright?
I'm not a freaking hambone.
I already told you, idiots, that.
I don't have to underscore that anymore.
956, radio graffiti.
Shut up with that stupid song.
734, radio graffiti.
Hambone.
Hambone.
Shut up.
Not a freaking hambone.
I don't know how many times I gotta tell you, idiots.
219, radio graffiti.
Hey, Ghost.
are there about a they're a lot of i know you would appear on up richard I know that he was blind, but he must have been deaf just like Stevie Ray Vaughn because they both fucking suck.
That's right.
You see, you're so stupid.
You had what you were going to say in your head, but you're so ignorant and pathetic that it discombobulated in mid-thought.
You had mid-brain thought, mid-brain fart, and mid-thought for Christ's sake.
You stupid, stumbling, mumbling little jerk.
305, radio graffiti.
Girl, I know you very well.
I see you growing every day.
I never really looked before, but now you take my breath away.
Suddenly you're in my life.
Part of everything.
And now you got me working day and night just to keep a hold of you.
And in your arms, I found my paradise.
My only chance for happiness.
And if I lose it now, I think I'll be.
Shut up!
860, radio graffiti.
Is that me?
Yeah, it was you.
How about 971?
Ghost, come then.
We go.
Shut up, goddamn Nikolai.
Shut up.
423, radio graffiti.
I'm down on 6th Street, fucking your granny and her old wrinkly ass.
Yeah, shut up, you stupid moron.
You come over here and say that to my face.
559, radio graffiti.
Was your granny a hambone?
Shut up!
Stop talking about my granny!
Shut up!
405, radio graffiti.
Hello, ghost.
It's your favorite toxin, Hank Hill.
The hell do you want?
Oh, well, I'm actually a character kind of hitter rant.
I was in the chat room one day and I got banned.
And, like, I don't know how, but they denied me access from Vlogbunk Radio.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
I don't know what the hell's going on.
I mean, there's been a couple of people that have asked me about that.
Let me tell you, you know, these BTR admins, you know, they're taking laws into their own hands.
That is beyond my control.
I know there was a few red admins that came in and out of the broadcast for the past couple of broadcasts.
I have no idea what that's about.
But if you're doing some kind of nefarious activities or, you know, something of that nature, well, then, you know, maybe, just maybe, you know, something happened.
I don't know.
313, radio graffiti.
Quit.
Come on, make us both happy.
What?
Yeah, I dare you.
Rage quit.
Come on, make us both happy.
Yeah, shut up, you stupid moron.
713, radio graffiti.
Hey, Velsa, SpongeBob is awesome.
That's 54.
Shut up, you stupid little kid.
Why don't you go do your homework?
337, radio graffiti.
A quote by Russell Long.
Don't troll you.
Don't troll me.
Troll I ghost behind Flora Shy.
Shut up, you stupid moron.
Freaking troll terrorist.
818 Radio Graffiti.
God damn it.
323, radio graffiti.
Another Helen Teller deaf mute.
502, radio graffiti.
What's going on, ghost?
Yeah, nothing much.
I'm getting bombarded by a bunch of freaking trolls, for Christ's sake.
807, Radio Graffiti.
214, radio graffiti.
214.
262, radio graffiti.
Hey, ghost, happy Taco Tuesday.
And SOPA's gotta go.
You're damn right.
Anti-SOPA, anti-PIPA.
And happy Taco Taco Tuesday.
How about 234, Radio Graffiti?
Yeah, Jesus Christ.
How about Metroid Junkie, Radio Graffiti?
Yeah, happy Taco Tuesday.
What do you think of the game so far?
Hey, man, I think that game's pretty cool, pretty funny.
Thanks a lot for making it there, Metroid.
704, Radio Graffiti.
Hey, ghost, sorry that I got disconnected earlier, but I'm not sure how far my monologue I got.
But I'm going to make it quick.
Sorry that you've had a bad Taco Tuesday.
Sorry about my brony roommate who's playing something right now.
And I hope you do some more broadcasts in the future, and I look forward to talking with you.
Yeah, thanks a lot, man.
Appreciate it.
619, Radio Graffiti.
Hey, ghost, should I drop out of high school?
Who is this?
Asho.
Ah, Jesus Christ.
You're not even in high school, for Christ's sake.
You're still in elementary school.
No, I'm in high school.
You mad, bro?
You're lying.
You're lying.
And if you're in high school, well, then there needs to be some investigation of the public education system that passed you into high school there, asshole.
571, radio graffiti.
Jesus Christ, it's another Helen Keller deaf mute.
Ryan Parsons, radio graffiti.
Hey, man.
Hey, I was just wondering about that soap.
Man, that's going to hurt my business on the internet.
Well, too bad, because you're just sitting on your ass, you know, putting a finger in it.
786, radio graffiti.
Hey, ghosts, love the show.
Just ignore all the trolls.
They're a bunch of idiots.
Hey, man, thanks a lot.
I appreciate it, bro.
909, radio graffiti.
Ghost, I think you hey, these people are no way people could be this stupid.
They are this stupid, sir.
This is the way it is.
They are this stupid.
Oh, jeez.
Are you okay, sir?
Just kids nowadays.
Can you believe that this is the youth of America?
This is it, man.
This is it.
It's what went wrong?
I have no idea what went wrong, sir.
I have no idea.
Believe me, I mean, I'm dumbfounded every day.
I mean, it hurts to wake up every morning, sir.
Yeah, well, good shot today.
I'll catch you some other time.
All right, man.
Nate, you take care, sir.
909, you take care.
That poor old timer, do you hear that?
Do you see what you troll terrorists did?
You're giving some old-timer a damn near coronary, for Christ's sake.
Do you hear that poor old timer?
You see what you're doing?
Goddamn troll terrorists should all be ashamed of yourselves, for Christ's sake.
269, radio graffiti.
Fuck you, fucker.
Now shut up you stupid moron.
347 radio graffiti.
Uh ghost?
Yeah.
I was wanted to like discuss with you about the whole well you might have heard of him, the whole Christian trial, but oh man, I forgot the secret.
Got the something like homie the mic.
God damn it.
Yeah real funny.
Real funny.
Captain Hookum, radio graffiti.
Oh, hi.
Um I was just saying Yeah, well too bad.
609 radio graffiti.
Ghost, if you fear monya one more time, I swear to God, it's 35 seconds.
I'm going to leave to send an email to Alex Jones and you're going to I'm going to tell him you're going to be able to know what the hell you're going to tell him because you're a stumbling, mumbling little jerk.
573 radio graffiti.
Stupid idiot.
562 radio graffiti.
Once again, happy talker Tuesday from the Brody community.
That's you.
The Brony community.
God damn it.
936, Radio Graffiti.
Ah, Ghost, uh, since you got so much capital, can you help me pay for a Brazzler's account or buy me some...
I'm not gonna help you pay for dick, alright?
I don't give anybody handouts.
Richofen Follow Baby Politics Name00:10:27
You want to come work for me or something?
Maybe, but I ain't giving nobody a goddamn thing.
You know what makes me sick?
Whenever I'm parked in the middle of the road and I've got these idiots either coming up to me because they're Poe in America looking for some change or these goddamn stupid non-profit organizations with buckets that come up to your goddamn window for Christ's sake.
I spit on these people like I'm supposed to care.
I pay money and taxes, all right?
That's my contribution.
That's my charity.
I sit there and pay taxes.
I'm not going to sit there and give it to anybody.
I'm not giving one red set to nobody.
Jerks.
John Conquest, radio graffiti.
Yeah, me and Ivano.
Now shut up, you stupid moron.
918, radio graffiti.
Lob, get out of here.
I'm masturbating.
Love.
No.
You can't play with me.
Ah, you sick son of a bitch.
Texas troll, radio graffiti.
And I don't worry.
Don't worry, be happy now.
God damn it.
I'll get Christ with these freaking remixes and all the goddamn besmirching that can't.
I'm sick of shit.
Sick of it.
Sick of all of it.
Sick of all this crap.
No, I'm not giving chat room shout out, and I'm implementing chat room martial law.
How about that, you stupid morons?
You're gonna sit over here and besmirch me.
Want me to give chat room shout-outs, huh?
Like I'm like I'm some freaking jukebox, huh?
Like I'm a freaking mic, huh?
Like I'm a freaking jukebox, huh?
Hey, put a quarter in his ass.
Push A7.
Stupid jag offs.
Let me tell you something.
I may or may not do a show tomorrow.
All right?
I don't know.
Since everybody's gonna go dark, since we got Wikipedia, Reddit, and all these other mainstream websites that are gonna go dark because they are protesting against SOPA, against PIPA, and against any regulation of the internet, I may do the damn thing.
All right?
But I don't know yet.
I don't know.
So to be certain, folks, all you have to do is follow me on Twitter.
Ghost Politics.
All one word, no underscores.
That's where you need to follow me on Twitter, all right?
And let me tell you something else.
I do not, I repeat, do not have a Facebook.
So any idiots that are sitting over here saying, hey, I'm the official, there is no official freaking Facebook of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast, all right?
No freaking official Facebook.
Stop following whoever the hell you think is, whoever the hell you think you're following.
I will never, and I repeat, I will never, ever have a Facebook unless Mark Zuckerberg pays me anyway, folks.
All right, well, we'll do some chat room shout-outs.
All right, I'll do some freaking chat room shout-outs.
All right.
We got 0-0-0 Zara Hawks.
We got 0-0-0 IC Alaska out cold.
Oh, you son of a bitch.
Get him out.
Kick that son of a bitch out.
We got zero Brony Engineer.
We got 0-0 Ray Pinga.
We got a good demo plan.
A95, Isle of Spades, Isle of Gaphorn, Alaskan Coolada.
Ah, man, that's horrible.
Man, that's jerked.
Man, what kind of jerk dick garbage is that?
Alaska Coolada.
Man, those guys are freezing to death out there.
They're having the worst winter ever.
Running out of fuel and crap.
Alaskan Coolada.
Yeah, real funny.
I'm not saying that next one for Christ's sake.
What else do we got?
I'm not going to say that.
Well, we got Alterian Army.
We've got Anon the Wizard.
We've got R-Bear.
We got Arkin.
Australian Troll.
Hey, Australian Troll, screw you with the toilet paper gag on YouTube.
All right, you little prick.
Axeman 3315, we got, I'm not going to say that, you sick son of a bitch.
Bashdrop County LOL.
You son of a god.
Freaking crap making fun of the goddamn Texas wildfire.
Kick that asshole out.
Kick him out, engineer.
Kick him out.
Give me a goddamn freaking mic, for Christ's sake.
Anyway, we got Blue Engineer, The Brew Crew in the house.
Bring back Crystal Pepsi.
Bronies for Ghost.
Brony Orgy.
B-Town 2.
Captain Nick.
We've got Celtic Brony.
Yeah, I thought you were going to stop trolling.
got Chirino, we got That's stupid.
Get that asshole out there.
Get that.
Get him.
Get ghosts.
Can't read out.
Get him out.
Stupid son of a bitch.
We got Colin Sporing.
We got Constipation Cat.
We got somebody named Constipation Dude.
Constipation Man.
Cosbro.
We got Costa Deltanic.
Oh, you son of a bitch.
Get that asshole out.
People died in that crap, man.
People died there.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, we got Dark Werewolf 69, Dash Masters, David Davidson, DJ Penguin.
We got Don't Make It Five Years.
Son of a big asshole.
Get that.
Don't make it five years out of the other idiot out there after him out, too.
Get him out.
Anyway, we got Draco Rex, Ed Plus, L Tell L. Uh, we got Enix Squared, Epic Incest, Eric Sean, I Drank After Br you sick son of that asshole out, get the asshole out of there.
I'm not gonna say that.
We got Fat Marshall, we got Frieza, we got Gabe Bo Nier, yeah, you stupid more, we got Games Vlog, Ghost Cupcake, Ghost, yeah, get that asshole out of here, get Ghost as a cake, get that asshole out of here, get him out, Ghost Not C, get the asshole out there to get that asshole out.
We've got Ghost Engineer, Giggle at Ghostie, Granny's Gumming, get that sick son of a bitch out, get him out Great Constipation Massage, we got all the guests up in the place.
What's going on to all the guests up in the place?
Herman Kane, get that asshole talking about Herman Kane out of here.
We got Holy Constipation, Horseradish Deep Throat.
I have an armpit figure, Jesus Christ.
Ice Cube ass cans.
I can't re get that asshole out.
Get him out.
Stupid idiot.
In Berezin, in Decat, Isle of Nazi.
You stupid idiot with the Nazi crap.
We've got Jay the Lurker.
JFK has no brain.
Jesus Christ.
You're jerked off.
You're getting the answer, Cracker.
That's just disgusting.
That's sick.
See you later.
Anyway, we got Kazu.
We got King Trelestia.
We got King Picasso.
We got Nees Keys Llama.
We got KYX Guy, Long-Term Constirpation, Love and Smash, Luna X Ghost Hat.
What else we got?
My Can Sir.
Yeah, you stupid dunno.
Get that asshole out.
Get out!
My cancer hurts.
Shut up.
I don't have cancer, you morons.
Anyway, my little ghostie in the house, Mark Z Pad.
We got Mac Zawa, Meow, the Gunnabarf, Mexican Ghost, Mr. Shoutout, Mr. Seven Beetle of Doom.
We got Mr. M. Smolski, Neon Living.
We got the Nigerian in the place, Nozart, NWO Informant, O Flamo, Park Logic Chris in the house, Phoenix Blaze 71, or Phoenix Blaze 1, excuse me.
Pinkie Pie, Polyphony.
We got Princess Celestia, Purple Slime Girl, Rev Dev 279, ROF L Copter.
We got Roger the Alien.
We got Senior Crab Rapist.
Shady Player 91.
Shaggy BTR.
Slashy Spermy Sprinkler.
Spermy the Poop Tickler.
Ghost Politics: Follow Baby00:02:43
Stick It.
Stomple Bee.
I'm not going to say that, you dumb idiot.
I'm not saying any of those, you idiot.
The Chiz, The Grand Conch Mongler, The Man with the Plan, Timothy Weaver, underscore for Von Richofen.
What's going on, Roger Richofen in the house?
Yeast invention, what?
Yeast infection sample bag?
What the hell's that mean?
Z-Fly Guy, Zillow the Brony, The Great Constipation, The Ultimate Constipation, and I think I already said sperm sprinkler, you idiots.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, that's enough.
That's the shout-outs.
I don't know if I'm going to be doing a broadcast tomorrow, folks.
You're going to have to be here to figure out whether I am or not.
All right?
Follow me on Twitter.
Ghost Politics is the name to follow, baby.
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All one word, no underscores.
Ghost Politics.
And of course, all you've got to do to, you know, if you haven't had your fair fix of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast, all you've got to do is go to the archive, blogtalkradio.com slash ghost.
All right?
All right.
It's as simple as that.
I mean, you know, I have every single episode that I have ever conducted there in archive for free for everybody to listen to for free, baby.
All right?
You can download it to your iPad, your iPhone, whatever the case might be.
That's all there is to it.
No, I'm not going to do any more radio graffiti.
All right?
It's over.
It's done.
It's over.
I'm finished.
And not to mention, folks, we are coming around the corner for the 200th episode.
All right?
The 200th episode is coming around the corner, so be anticipating that particular episode.
It's going to be an episode to remember.
Woo!
Anyway, folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning in.
Long live.
And of course, death.
Death to ignorant pieces of trash.
I'm out of here.
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