True Capitalist Radio - December 31st, 2011 True Capitalist Radio Hosted By Ghost EP 189 Aired: 2011-12-31 Duration: 03:26:52 === Conviction Sounds Like This (12:40) === [00:00:01] That isn't just the sound of the 2016 Mercedes-Benz C-Class high-strength steel and aluminum frame being formed. [00:00:09] It's the sound of conviction. [00:00:11] Conviction that created a lighter, quicker, and more efficient C-Class, whose beautiful form commands attention, while its more powerful, fuel-efficient engine demands to be driven. [00:00:22] This is what conviction sounds like. [00:00:24] Now, discover what it feels like in a 2016 Mercedes-Benz C-Class. [00:00:31] Love Talk Radio. [00:00:35] Here we go. [00:00:41] Last off. [00:00:45] This is True Capitalist Radio. [00:00:48] True Capitalist Radio. [00:00:50] I am your host, the man they call Ghost. [00:00:56] The badass of business. [00:00:58] Give him capitalism or give him death. [00:01:00] That's it. [00:01:01] Period. [00:01:02] Broadcasting from his Skylight Office studios in beautiful downtown Austin, Texas. [00:01:06] You sound fruitier than a box of fruit loops, for Christ's sake. [00:01:10] And now, he'll take it from here. [00:01:12] Your host, the prognosticator of prognosticators, the man they call Go Me. [00:01:35] And thank you for tuning in with me to a very special edition of True Capitalist Radio. [00:01:42] And of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost. [00:01:47] And once again, folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning in to this very special edition of True Capitalist Radio. [00:01:55] And before we get into anything, I'd like to remind everybody this is episode number 189. [00:02:01] 189 episodes have basically gone by this year. [00:02:05] And this is a very special edition, so put this in your little bookmarks of sorts or favorites as of like. [00:02:14] Because this is going to be a very spontaneous show. [00:02:17] There's going to be a lot of impromptu action. [00:02:20] And to be honest with you, it's gone through the goddamn internet grapevine that today, this show is going to be strictly, believe it or not, for those goddamn troll terrorists and the damn cyber vermin. [00:02:35] And, you know, a couple of people that are actually True Capitalist fans, too, are going to be recognized today. [00:02:40] But believe it or not, this show is just for them, for Christ's sake. [00:02:44] And if you happen to have been a part of this disgusting, despicable pack of troll terrorists, cyber vermin, well, then by God, this is the award show for you because I thought, hey, since you ass clowns have taken so much time and so much energy to put out all these goddamn YouTube videos and these freaking websites and forum posts and all this ridiculous nonsense, I decided that, hey, [00:03:11] since all you people that claim to hate me, all you people that do this with the intention of getting me pissed off, I think that there's a slight bit, a slight bit of a glimpse within that closeted brain of yours that actually makes me believe that you like me. [00:03:30] You like me! [00:03:32] You really like me. [00:03:35] So that's why we're going to make this a very special edition, and not to mention that it's New Year's Eve. [00:03:44] That's right, folks. [00:03:44] So I think that we should go out and we should try to make this a spontaneous edition. [00:03:51] And not only that, it's the award show that everybody's been waiting for, folks. [00:03:54] I know that it's been talked about all over the internet. [00:03:58] I'm sure that it's being posted all over the troll terrorist forum posts out there. [00:04:04] But today, the New Year's Eve edition, what we're witnessing right here is strictly for the Ghosties Award Show. [00:04:14] Yay! [00:04:17] That's right. [00:04:18] For all the folks that are unaware of what's going on here, this is the Ghosties. [00:04:21] Since we're breaking down the final hours of 2011, we're going to take a look back at all the troll terrorists and the cyber vermin, the bronies, the fruit bulls, the trans-testicles, and all the people that called up the True Capitalist Radio broadcast and made it the interesting broadcast that it is. [00:04:43] Because let me tell you something right now. [00:04:45] On top of this broadcast being informative, newsworthy, and downright profitable, we also have an element of troll terrorists and cyber vermin that dedicate unlimited, I mean, I can't even imagine how many hours and how much energy these people put in to trying to troll me. [00:05:04] Yours truly. [00:05:06] So what I'm saying is, this is an award show to commemorate these folks. [00:05:11] And I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me. [00:05:13] Now, before we get into anything else, I'd like for everybody to please retweet the broadcast. [00:05:18] All right? [00:05:19] Go to the social networks. [00:05:20] Go to the forums. [00:05:22] Go to the blogs and spread it around like wildfire. [00:05:26] Especially you goddamn troll terrorists and you cyber vermin, for Christ's sake. [00:05:30] Why don't you go around your little freaking forum posts and go out there and spread it around? [00:05:35] We'll retweet your asses off out there. [00:05:39] Because let me tell you something right now. [00:05:40] This is a groundbreaking event. [00:05:44] All right? [00:05:46] A groundbreaking event. [00:05:49] Because this is an award show for the trolls. [00:05:53] That's right. [00:05:54] So all you damn troll terrorists, you people that put all this energy and effort, this is for you. [00:06:00] So before we get into anything else, we got all kinds of buttons underneath the player there. [00:06:05] We got a Google Plus button, a Facebook like button, a retweet this button, a share this button. [00:06:11] Use and abuse those buttons, baby. [00:06:13] It's just a freaking click, for Christ's sake. [00:06:18] And not to mention, we want to get Ghosties, the hashtag Ghosties, all right, trending on Twitter. [00:06:26] All right? [00:06:27] So to do that, folks, before we get into the Ghosties Award Show, before we get into all the spectacular festivities that we have for today's New Year's Eve Ghosties Award Show, I'm going to give out some Twitter shout-outs. [00:06:41] That's right. [00:06:42] I'm going to give out some goddamn Twitter shout-outs to the folks that are out there listening in right now. [00:06:48] And for all you folks that are listening in, let's go ahead and remember that my Twitter name, hey, lock down the chat room, engineer. [00:06:58] Jesus Christ, I forgot. [00:06:59] Hey, engineer, happy new year. [00:07:03] All right, we locked down the chat here. [00:07:05] Ghost Politics is the name to follow. [00:07:09] All right, all one word, no underscores, no hyphens, none of that. [00:07:13] All right? [00:07:13] If you want to shout out right here, right now, on the special Ghosties Award Show, well, by God, retweet the first tweet on the Twitter account. [00:07:22] All right? [00:07:23] Hey, you know what? [00:07:24] Screw that. [00:07:25] Screw that. [00:07:26] Strike that from the record. [00:07:28] I want people to just send tweets at me with the Ghosties hashtag. [00:07:32] How about that? [00:07:33] How about that? [00:07:34] You'll get shout-outs. [00:07:35] Just send tweets at me there. [00:07:37] All right. [00:07:37] There's the damn Twitter name. [00:07:39] Just keep it coming. [00:07:41] All right? [00:07:41] Come at me, bro. [00:07:43] Come at me, bro. [00:07:46] Anyway, let's go ahead and see. [00:07:47] Do we got any goddamn Twitter shout-outs to be had already, engineer? [00:07:55] All right, who else we got? [00:07:56] We got the brew crew in the house. [00:07:58] Happy New Year. [00:07:59] We got 1 GTA. [00:08:02] All right, 11-7. [00:08:04] What's going on? [00:08:05] We got Yellow Smile in the place. [00:08:08] All right, we got Hope USA Default. [00:08:11] Yeah, shove it up your ass. [00:08:12] All right. [00:08:13] Dumb jerk dicks. [00:08:16] We got Easter Bunny Ghost, and that's the wrong way to spell ghosties, jerk dick. [00:08:22] We got some idiot named Diarrhea Bubble Bath. [00:08:24] Oh, here we go. [00:08:26] Here we go with these sick-ass, twisted, disgusting Twitter names. [00:08:30] They're starting to come out of the damn woodwork. [00:08:33] So get ready, folks, for all the people listening in. [00:08:36] Get ready, because it's going to start getting disgusting. [00:08:39] All right? [00:08:40] Anyway, we got Jim 9349 in the place. [00:08:44] We got Republican Gimp. [00:08:46] We've got Derpy Fruit Bowl. [00:08:49] We've got Tranny Gimp. [00:08:51] We got King Trolestia. [00:08:53] We got Herman Sugar Gimp. [00:08:55] Shove it up your ass. [00:08:56] All you gimps that are out there. [00:08:58] There's nothing funny about this crap. [00:09:00] And especially making fun of Herman Sugar Cane when this man got completely character assassinated by the disgusting, despicable, long-haired, bed-wedding liberal media and got backstabbed by the GOP. [00:09:13] So don't sit here and continue to badger the man. [00:09:16] Leave the man alone. [00:09:19] All right, leave the damn man alone. [00:09:23] Jesus Christ. [00:09:24] Who else we got going on over here? [00:09:27] We got Bern Castlewitch. [00:09:31] We got Riley 304. [00:09:33] What's going on, man? [00:09:35] We've got White Guy. [00:09:37] Who else we got? [00:09:39] We got Serge SoCal. [00:09:41] Who else we got going? [00:09:42] Have you got any more, Engineer? [00:09:47] All right, we got Bickerstaff CO in the place. [00:09:50] Turg BurglarOne. [00:09:52] All right, we got somebody named I Love Bar Rock. [00:09:56] Shove it up your ass. [00:09:57] I mean, that's a stupid name for Christ's sake. [00:09:59] It's New Year's Eve. [00:10:01] Don't be messing with me on New Year's Eve, all right? [00:10:05] I mean, you're getting political now. [00:10:07] It's one thing to sit over here and say, eh, Ghost Dusky, Sandusky, Bath Boy, and all that other fruity ass, dumb sick, sadistic crap that you idiots come out with with your freak show heads. [00:10:20] It's one thing to say that. [00:10:21] But don't sit over here and make it political, all right? [00:10:23] I take politics very seriously, scumbags. [00:10:29] Jesus Christ. [00:10:31] You jerks. [00:10:32] That's what you are. [00:10:32] You're a bunch of jerks. [00:10:34] I wouldn't be surprised if somebody from the DNC made that Twitter name to make me say that, for Christ's sake. [00:10:39] I wouldn't be surprised to be hearing that on an Obama campaign ad here in the next couple of months. [00:10:45] Anyway, we got Vieira for America in the place. [00:10:49] We got Goatsee Politics. [00:10:50] Yeah, real funny jerk. [00:10:53] We got a Democratic GIMP and a Republican GIMP. [00:10:56] Where are all these freaking gimps coming from, for Christ's sake? [00:11:00] Anyway, we got 7 Chan for Sandusky. [00:11:03] Oh, Jesus Christ. [00:11:06] We got Nees Keys Llama. [00:11:10] Who else we got? [00:11:11] We got, I don't know. [00:11:14] Who else we got, Engineer? [00:11:15] They're coming in so freaking fast, man. [00:11:17] Stop posting them up so fast, for Christ's sake. [00:11:24] Jesus Christ. [00:11:24] Anyway, we got Chad A. King in the house. [00:11:27] All right, we got Toxic Deck for Japan. [00:11:30] You stupid son of a bitch. [00:11:32] All right, leave the Japanese alone already, all right? [00:11:36] Jesus Christ. [00:11:37] We got Sergeant Yoda in the place. [00:11:39] We got Axeman 3315. [00:11:41] El Foxo Loco. [00:11:43] Tranny Gimp. [00:11:45] You know, that's a real funny jerk dick. [00:11:46] We got Jimmy Kudos in the place. [00:11:49] All right, and of course, if you want to shout out right here, right now, what you have to do, folks, because let me tell you, this right here is an award show for the trolls. [00:11:58] But before we get into all the festivities, before we get into all the events, did you lock down that chat room, engineer? [00:12:05] We're going to do some shout-outs right now, folks. [00:12:07] All right? [00:12:08] I mean, this is a show. [00:12:10] It's New Year's Eve. [00:12:11] We're capping off the True Capitalist Radio broadcast with a show strictly for you goddamn sick cyber vermin, you troll terrorists. [00:12:20] Because I know that you put so much energy and so much effort into going out there and posting these freaking YouTube videos and all these goddamn forum posts and all this other nonsense that deep down inside, I think that you folks actually like me. [00:12:34] Yeah, that's right. [00:12:36] I think that you not only like me, but you all want to become true capitalists like this man right here. [00:12:41] Yeah? === Ruining The Homosexual Community (03:28) === [00:12:42] I mean, I think that there's a lot of fruit bowls out there, a lot of bronies, a lot of over-feminine males that listen to this broadcast and look to me like a father that they didn't have. [00:12:52] You know what I'm saying? [00:12:54] Oh, yeah, are you kidding me? [00:12:55] I think there's a lot of fruit bowls out there that are looking towards this man right here to, you know, somewhat cultivate him into a man because Mammy was too busy hopping from penis to penis to penis. [00:13:10] Mommy was too busy going out to Applebee's looking for the nearest ethnic minority to give her the horizontal mambo for Christ's sake. [00:13:20] So I know deep down inside there's a lot of over-feminized fruit bowls that listen to this broadcast on a consistent basis. [00:13:27] And the reason they do so is because I'm a substitute for their father. [00:13:31] And I want to say it's all right, son. [00:13:34] It's all right. [00:13:35] All right? [00:13:36] As a matter of fact, I extend my hand to all of you, even you fruit bowl bronies that are out there. [00:13:42] You know what I mean? [00:13:42] You over-feminized fruits. [00:13:44] I know some of you, it's natural. [00:13:46] You know, there's a bunch of estrogen pumping in your body right there, and it's not necessarily your fault. [00:13:52] But for the rest of you, I know that you're basically trying to correlate yourself with this group because you've been rejected by every other social group in America at this point in time or in other parts of the world. [00:14:04] You've been rejected by every goddamn social group. [00:14:08] So now the only thing that you have to do is to start fruiting up with, you know, the homosexual community. [00:14:15] And with all due respect, all right? [00:14:17] I remember back in the 90s that, you know, and even in the 80s for that matter, the homosexual community actually had some pride and integrity for Christ's sake. [00:14:26] You know what I mean? [00:14:27] Oh, yeah. [00:14:28] Remember in the 90s, the typical cliche for a homosexual was they were quote-unquote clean and dressed well and always had well-pressed clothes and they were articulate and they appreciated the finer wines and appreciated artwork and the theater and all that other crap. [00:14:49] Well, have you looked at the homosexual community at this point in time? [00:14:52] I mean, it's like everyday America, for Christ's sake. [00:14:55] You've got fat, fruity asses, for Christ's sake, that you know as well as I are putting forth that over-feminized Fruit Bowl perspective, that over-feminized Fruit Bowl act because they want to be accepted by the homosexual community. [00:15:11] And, you know, the thing about the homosexual community is that they accept everybody. [00:15:15] That's right, they accept everybody. [00:15:17] It doesn't matter if you're an idiot. [00:15:18] It doesn't matter if you're a moron. [00:15:20] And you see, that's what's ruining the homosexual community, in my opinion. [00:15:24] In my opinion. [00:15:26] You know what's ruining the homosexual community are things like bulldykes. [00:15:30] What the hell is that about? [00:15:32] You know, I never understood that. [00:15:34] You're a chick, and you like chicks that try to look like guys when they look nothing like dudes. [00:15:41] All right? [00:15:42] Nothing. [00:15:43] But, you know, these broads are like, oh, I want to go out and I want to be abused by an over fruity ass. [00:15:51] I don't get it. [00:15:51] It's bulldykes. [00:15:52] I don't get it. [00:15:53] You know that in domestic violence statistics, that the highest rate of domestic violence calls comes from bulldykes that are, you know, in some kind of lesbo relationship in some kind of domesticated situation. === Shooting Pearls And Hoaxes (15:13) === [00:16:10] I kid you not. [00:16:13] But you see, I think that's bulldykes is what's bringing down the homosexual community. [00:16:16] I think it's bad. [00:16:18] Another group of people that I think is bad for the homosexual community, cross-dressers. [00:16:23] All right? [00:16:24] I mean, really? [00:16:25] Are we cross-dressing? [00:16:27] I mean, you're either a trans-testicle or you're not a trans-testicle. [00:16:32] All right? [00:16:33] I mean, you know, what's up with this nonsense about I'm a cross-dresser. [00:16:37] I'm like going to go out and dress like a woman, even though I look like a disgusting, despicable idiot like Marvin Hagler in a wig or something. [00:16:46] What is this crap? [00:16:49] I'm just saying, homosexuals. [00:16:51] I'm just saying, you know, I'm shooting, I'm shooting pearls here and not the pearls that you like. [00:16:56] I know that you want a pearl necklace from this man right here. [00:16:58] That's not the pearls that I'm shooting. [00:17:00] All right? [00:17:00] The pearls that I'm shooting is some knowledge, is some wisdom. [00:17:04] And I hope that you people that can absorb that instead of being so politically correct and say, oh, my God, listen to him. [00:17:10] He's so obnoxious. [00:17:12] He's so disgusting. [00:17:12] He's so vulgar. [00:17:14] Oh, my God. [00:17:15] Just shut up. [00:17:16] All right. [00:17:17] Get over it, princess. [00:17:20] Jesus Christ. [00:17:21] Anyway, I was supposed to be sitting here doing some freaking Twitter shout-outs out here. [00:17:27] Shut down that chat. [00:17:28] Implement chat room martial law right here for a second. [00:17:31] Of course, if you want a shout-out, send me a tweet right here. [00:17:34] Here's the Twitter name that send it. [00:17:37] Ghost Politics. [00:17:39] All one word, no underscores. [00:17:41] And send me the hashtag Ghosties. [00:17:44] We want to see that trending on Twitter. [00:17:47] You understand that? [00:17:48] I want to see that trending on Twitter. [00:17:49] It doesn't look like we're doing a very good job, but hey, it's worth trying. [00:17:53] It's worth trying. [00:17:55] Anyway, you send me a tweet with the hashtag Ghosties, and by God, you will get a Twitter shout-out right here, right now, live on the special Ghostie Awards edition, New Year's Eve edition of True Capitalist Radio. [00:18:09] All right, so go ahead. [00:18:10] Let's lift the chat room martial law here, and let's go ahead and see if we got any Twitter shout-outs to be had. [00:18:16] Do we have any Twitter shout-outs, Engineer? [00:18:22] All right. [00:18:23] We got CDIFan237. [00:18:26] We got the hairbanger. [00:18:28] What's going on? [00:18:28] Or Harbinger. [00:18:30] We got Kim Jong-Gimp. [00:18:32] Yeah, real funny jerk dick. [00:18:34] We've got Count Dracula 25. [00:18:37] Yeah, Ghosties. [00:18:38] That's what I said. [00:18:39] We got BBBDBB. [00:18:44] Are you serious for that freaking name? [00:18:46] I mean, is that a joke? [00:18:49] Jesus Christ. [00:18:51] Who else we got? [00:18:52] We got Auschwitz for Ghost. [00:18:54] Man, that's horrible. [00:18:55] All right, that's a disgusting, despicable name for Christ's sake, and you're getting borderline political there, and I don't want to hear about it. [00:19:02] All right, we're not getting political names here. [00:19:04] If you want to be disgusting, foul, pathetic, that's one thing, but don't get goddamn political with me. [00:19:10] All right, this is New Year's Eve. [00:19:12] I don't want to get political. [00:19:14] All right, you're lucky I'm even here for Christ's sake. [00:19:16] Have you been on 6th Street on New Year's Eve for Christ's sake? [00:19:21] Have you seen it? [00:19:23] I mean, it's unbelievable, for Christ's sake. [00:19:25] Let me tell you something right now. [00:19:26] If you are a single loser on New Year's Eve, if you're somebody with nobody to spend it with, and it doesn't matter if you're male or female, heterosexual, homosexual, or trisexual, it doesn't matter what you are. [00:19:40] You can go on 6th Street and literally find yourself a good time with somebody else looking for a good time. [00:19:45] And by God, you know what I mean? [00:19:46] My good time. [00:19:49] But you see, unfortunately, if you go out to 6th Street, and I'm talking about all you folks that happen to come down here and visit us down here in Austin, if you come down here to 6th Street and you're not getting laid at the end of the night, for Christ's sake, well, then by God, just turn gay, all right? [00:20:06] Or do the opposite of whatever the hell you're doing, because let me tell you something right now. [00:20:11] Everybody out here in the city is looking for a great time. [00:20:14] I mean, I see it just walking home from the office, for Christ's sake. [00:20:17] Bimbos that are out there drunk as a skunk, you know, got broken heels going on, messed up lipstick, you know, that lipstick that's smeared off the side of their face. [00:20:26] You know what I mean? [00:20:27] You know, they got the, you know, they got that runny mascara because they probably puked up. [00:20:33] You know, they were praying to the porcelain God about 15 minutes prior to that. [00:20:36] I mean, there are so many of those skankosauruses out here that are actually looking for a good time. [00:20:41] And by God, if you can't find yourself a decent, you know, a decent piece of poontang, well, by God, just turn gay. [00:20:48] It's all I got to say. [00:20:49] All right? [00:20:50] And much props to Austin, by the way. [00:20:52] Austin, Texas, for life. [00:20:55] Or until they implement martial law out here in America. [00:20:59] You know what I'm saying? [00:21:01] Anyway, let's do a few more Twitter shout-outs and let's move on with the show. [00:21:05] All right? [00:21:07] Who else we got? [00:21:08] We got Cheerio Ono. [00:21:10] We got Ghost is Badass. [00:21:12] What's going on, man? [00:21:14] We got Karazkun. [00:21:16] We got Purple Slime Girl in the house. [00:21:18] Spongies for Ghost. [00:21:21] Oh, my God. [00:21:22] SpongeBobies for Ghost in the place, for Christ's sake. [00:21:25] I mean, is it for real? [00:21:27] I mean, this has got to be a troll here. [00:21:29] This has got to be some real movement like these over-feminized bronies out here. [00:21:33] This has got to be a fake. [00:21:35] This has got to be some kind of a hoax. [00:21:37] You people are just trying to troll me here for me. [00:21:39] So you idiots make me believe that, oh, my God, look, there's actual SpongeBobs out here when they're representing. [00:21:47] I mean, really, when are you idiots going to grow up? [00:21:49] I mean, SpongeBob's, bronies. [00:21:51] I mean, grow up. [00:21:55] All right? [00:21:56] Grow up. [00:21:58] Jesus Christ, you actually think that you're going to score some chicks acting that's freaking immature? [00:22:03] No, you're not. [00:22:04] All right? [00:22:06] I mean, you actually think you're going to score a decent, you know, reputable piece of pooon by acting like some disgusting, immature, obnoxious, overly grown man-child? [00:22:16] No, I don't think so. [00:22:17] All right? [00:22:18] I'm just trying to, I'm shooting pearls to you idiots. [00:22:21] All right. [00:22:21] I'm just trying to get you people in a better 2012, in my opinion, all right? [00:22:28] 2012, it should be a new year for all the fruit bowls that are out there pissing and moaning about I don't have a life and I don't have a girlfriend and nobody likes me and I ain't got to change your stupid sick ass self. [00:22:43] I'm a hack, you stupid morons. [00:22:45] Anyway, I've had about enough to take it off, engineer. [00:22:48] I don't want to do any more Twitter shout-outs. [00:22:50] You understand that? [00:22:51] Yes, sir. [00:22:53] All right, let's go ahead and get on with the broadcast, shall we? [00:22:57] Because I know everybody's here. [00:22:59] There's a lot of people here, for Christ's sake, for the Ghosties. [00:23:02] And by God, if you know somebody that's nominated or could possibly be nominated for the Ghosties, I would like for you to go out there and make sure that you private message this person, instant message this person, call this person, because we are going to be handing out these awards. [00:23:17] And of course, it's a fictitious award for you people that are expecting some kind of, I don't know, gift card to Applebee so you can give to Ma this New Year's. [00:23:27] Well, it's not going to happen. [00:23:29] All right? [00:23:30] If you want something, on the blog, there's a little certificate made by a fan of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast. [00:23:37] Want to thank that fan for hooking it up. [00:23:40] You can go ahead and fill in the blank. [00:23:43] Whoever the hell you are, you can post it on your blogs. [00:23:45] You can post it on your little social networking sites, so on and so forth. [00:23:49] All right? [00:23:51] So, anyway, let's continue going. [00:23:53] Let's go ahead and go into our first award. [00:23:55] All right? [00:23:56] Let's go into the first award, folks, because this first award is a special award because all these trolls put so much time and effort and searching in the depraved bowels of their brains to think up these disgusting, despicable names. [00:24:16] You know, these disgusting, despicable shout-out names. [00:24:19] You know, you've heard them all. [00:24:21] You've heard all of them. [00:24:22] You know, Ghost Dusky, you know, Radiation for Japan, Texas and Fuego. [00:24:31] Yeah, real funny. [00:24:34] Real funny. [00:24:36] But this award, this Ghostie, goes out to one particular name that has stood out amongst them all. [00:24:43] One that has not only been around with us in 2011, but one that has actually been around with us for some time. [00:24:50] And for you folks that are unaware with this, we got to actually go ahead and let the engineer go ahead and say these awards since the engineer is for some reason so wanted as an intricate portion of the talent in this broadcast. [00:25:06] Let's go ahead and bring the engineer in. [00:25:08] He's going to go ahead and say who the award goes to, all right? [00:25:12] Engineer, before you say who the award goes to, give a little speech, you know, give some commentary on the background of Twitter shout-out names, chat room shout-out names, so on and so forth. [00:25:24] Let everybody know how integral it is to this broadcast because people actually get their rocks off on this crap. [00:25:30] You know, people actually are listening to this in their iPads and their i freaking pods and all those stupid mobile media devices. [00:25:39] They're listening to this and they actually look forward to the shout-outs. [00:25:42] So let everybody know about that and talk about some of the honorable mentions, so on and so forth. [00:25:49] So go ahead, engineer. [00:25:51] Take it away. [00:25:55] Yeah, just go ahead. [00:25:56] I'm not going to get angry. [00:25:58] I'm not going to get upset up in here. [00:26:01] All right. [00:26:01] So just go ahead and say the award for best shout-out name. [00:26:06] Remember what I said. [00:26:08] and pre-log and then go ahead and say the best Twitter shout-out name or the best shout-out name in general, all right? [00:26:43] McGunner. [00:26:45] And Graham got you. [00:26:58] All right, we're waiting. [00:26:59] Go ahead. [00:27:00] And the winner is. [00:27:10] Go ahead and say it for Christ's sake. [00:27:16] Poop Tickler. [00:27:17] Moving in with McKinney. [00:27:21] Oh, my God. [00:27:21] Did everybody hear the engineer? [00:27:24] Oh, my God. [00:27:25] It looks like we have our first ghostie going out to. [00:27:28] Go ahead and play it, Engineer. [00:27:30] Go ahead and play this. [00:27:32] What kind of a name is Poop Tickler? [00:27:34] I mean, do you see these people? [00:27:36] What kind of a name is Poop Tickler up in here? [00:27:39] Good God, screw you. [00:27:41] All right? [00:27:42] There we go, folks. [00:27:43] That's who is the shout-out name of the year of 2011. [00:27:49] It's Poop Tickler. [00:27:50] What kind of a name is Poop Tickler, for Christ's sake? [00:27:53] And let me tell you, that name goes way back, probably to about 2009, late 2008. [00:27:59] But let me tell you, it still has resurrected itself as a pertinent force in this broadcast. [00:28:06] Moreover, we've actually had a whole freaking Poop Tickler crew. [00:28:11] All Poop Tickler crew, for Christ's sake. [00:28:14] Jesus Christ. [00:28:17] So it was only fitting for that particular name to win it. [00:28:24] So whoever was the original creator of Poop Tickler, let me tell you, it's pretty hard to guesstimate who was the actual creator of Poop Tickler because I have my speculation. [00:28:38] But whoever it was and whoever kept the spirit of Poop Tickler alive, this award goes to you. [00:28:46] All right? [00:28:47] That's right. [00:28:48] This award goes to all those, you know, Senator Poop Tickler, Mrs. Poop Tickler, Poop Tickler's dog, all the Poop Ticklers that literally made the show even more and more Lulzworthy to folks that completely disregard the educational and financial aspects of the show. [00:29:09] At least, at very least, you created a name that not only sticks in the minds of those that are listening into the True Capitalist Radio Show, but for some reason has become a staple on this broadcast. [00:29:24] So once again, Poop Tickler, go ahead and play that damn freaking audio file one more time, engineer. [00:29:32] Poop Tickler, what kind of a name is Poop Tickler? [00:29:36] I mean, do you see these people? [00:29:37] What kind of a name is Poop Tickler up in here? [00:29:40] Good God, screw you. [00:29:42] All right? [00:29:43] There it is. [00:29:44] There it is, my friends. [00:29:45] Everybody give a round of applause to Poop Tickler. [00:29:48] Yay! [00:29:50] Go ahead and say something for Poop Tickler. [00:29:56] Yay! [00:30:00] Yay! [00:30:02] Oh, my God. [00:30:03] It's definitely a classic to all the folks that are in here on the chat room listening in. [00:30:08] Of course, if you're not in the chat room, what the hell are you doing? [00:30:11] What the hell are you doing? [00:30:12] Come here right now, blogtalkradio.com/slash ghost. [00:30:16] It's the Ghosties New Year's Eve special, baby. [00:30:20] Jesus Christ. [00:30:22] Oh, my God. [00:30:23] Anyway, much props to the Poop Ticklers, and I want to thank them for contributing their troll terrorism to the show. [00:30:30] But now it's time to get to another portion of the broadcast where we are going to name the best remix. [00:30:39] That's right. [00:30:40] We are going to name the best remix of the year of 2011. [00:30:45] And for you folks that are unaware of what I'm speaking about, all you've got to do is Google, or excuse me, Google, you can YouTube search True Capitalist Radio Remix, Ghost Remix. [00:30:56] And let me tell you, you can come up with over 9,000 results of ghost remixes, for Christ's sake. [00:31:03] I mean, literally over 9,000 of them all. [00:31:07] But let me tell you something right now. [00:31:10] There is one that stood beyond the others. [00:31:14] And I'm not just talking about stood beyond the others in a sense of, oh, it was lulzworthy. [00:31:20] Oh, it, you know, made the most impact and got me most raged up. === Nine Thousand Ghost Remixes (08:54) === [00:31:24] No, no, no, no. [00:31:25] Have got to basically attribute this win, this ghostie, to the fact that this individual not only produced somewhat, or I shouldn't say somewhat, it was pretty lulls-worthy type of a remix, but it was such an integral remix that it took a long period of time. [00:31:45] A long period of time, lots of energy, lots of effort. [00:31:49] It was definitely a professional-based type of a remix. [00:31:53] And let me tell you, we're about to name it, but before we do, I just want to say thanks to everybody who is out there making remixes. [00:32:04] The ones that are lulls-worthy, the ones that are trying to hurt me, the ones that are trying to stab me in the heart. [00:32:12] Screw you, bastards, all right? [00:32:15] But I'm talking about the other remixes that are out there that are actually pretty funny. [00:32:19] You know, just to name a couple of people that are out there making decent, funny remixes, we got who the hell we got. [00:32:28] We got who the hell cares. [00:32:31] Anyway, let's get to the award. [00:32:33] Go ahead, Engineer. [00:32:34] Go ahead and tell them the award. [00:32:42] Yeah, I'm all right, Engineer. [00:32:45] I'm choking up because it's the end of the year here. [00:32:50] Just go! [00:32:51] Just go! [00:32:52] That's why that's why I gave it to you. [00:32:54] Just go! [00:33:19] who the damn winner is. [00:33:40] God damn it! [00:33:44] Well, just saying Milky Matter Alcohol, everybody here, Engineer, oh, it must be Alexis melting pot of alcohol. [00:34:04] That's right, for you folks that are unaware, Alexis, or better known as Alex S. Excuse me, all right, this young man, obviously a black brony, took offense to the fact that I'm not a big fan of bronies, all right? [00:34:19] As a matter of fact, he got his feelings hurt. [00:34:21] He posted a video about it on his particular channel. [00:34:25] And basically, in that YouTube video where he was pretty perturbed by my particular perspective of bronies, he decided to respond with a remix that not only got me a little raged up, to say the least, but became a little bit of a viral song throughout the internet. [00:34:46] Moreover, this particular song actually got airplay in some local small markets throughout the United States, and I'm not joking. [00:34:59] As a matter of fact, Virginia Beach, I mean, there's a couple of small markets that actually played this on their radio station for Christ's sake. [00:35:08] So, and not only that, I mean, it's almost got almost 200,000 hits as far as a remix is concerned. [00:35:14] And you've got to give props to this particular person. [00:35:17] I'm talking about Alexis for, of course, featuring yours truly, all right? [00:35:24] Melting pot of alcohol. [00:35:25] So, once again, the best remix. [00:35:29] The best remix of 2011 Ghostie Ghost 2 Alex X. [00:35:34] So, let's go ahead and play that remix that I'm speaking of. [00:35:37] I know there's a lot of people on the internet that are just tuning in with us. [00:35:40] They're asking themselves, What the hell are you talking about, ghost? [00:35:44] I don't know what you're saying. [00:35:46] Well, here's the song right here. [00:35:47] Once again, Alex S Melting Pot of Alcohol featuring yours truly. [00:35:53] You've got it queued up, engineer. [00:35:57] Well, go ahead and play. [00:35:58] Here it is. [00:35:59] Go ahead and play the song. [00:36:00] Alex X. Go ahead. [00:36:04] Jesus Christ. [00:36:09] Oh, Jesus Christ. [00:36:11] Jesus Christ. [00:36:16] Shut up, your ass. [00:36:18] Jesus Christ. [00:36:23] Oh, Jesus Christ. [00:36:25] Jesus Christ. [00:36:29] Oh, Jesus Christ. [00:36:36] Sitting there playing True Capitalist Radio broadcast. [00:36:39] All right? [00:36:41] So let me go ahead and start it and let's start it. [00:36:44] I am your host, the man they call ghosts. [00:36:51] I am your host, the man they call ghosts. [00:36:54] Fat rootie bastard. [00:36:58] I am your host, the man they call ghosts. [00:37:01] Under goddamn racing, piece of crap. [00:37:05] I am your host, the man they call ghosts. [00:37:07] Not like penis. [00:37:14] I've been telling everybody who's listening to my broadcast to spread that around the internet through that ghost from True Capitalist Radio is a melting pot of alcohol. [00:37:58] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. [00:38:34] I shouldn't even be giving you ass the quibble. [00:38:36] I'm doing this crap. [00:38:37] I shouldn't even be giving you this. [00:38:38] Forget it. [00:38:53] I am your host, the man they call ghosts. [00:38:56] Fat rootie bastard. [00:39:00] I am your host, the man they call ghosts. [00:39:02] I'm a goddamn racist. [00:39:04] I'm a goddamn piece of crap. [00:39:07] I am your host, the man-day called Ghost Penis. [00:39:31] Jesus Christ. [00:39:32] Oh, Jesus Christ. [00:39:34] Destruction. [00:39:36] Jesus died. [00:39:37] Jesus Christ. [00:39:39] Oh, Jesus Christ. [00:39:40] No, not for Christ. === Honorable Mention For Navy Husky (06:00) === [00:40:19] All right, let's take it to the top. [00:40:36] I'm a cheerful. [00:40:39] And I deserve more respect than the game crack that you're gonna be here now. [00:40:58] Look at that goddamn mic. [00:41:09] You're listening to Ghost. [00:41:13] True Capitalist Radio. [00:41:17] There it is. [00:41:18] All right. [00:41:19] Alex S. Alex S. Melting Pot of Alcohol for Christ's sake. [00:41:24] And let me tell you something. [00:41:26] There was a lot of remixes. [00:41:29] I'm talking a lot of remixes to be looking after. [00:41:32] I mean, Jesus Christ, there's over 9,000 remixes of me. [00:41:36] All you've got to do is do a YouTube search of Ghost Capitalist and just go run down the line of all the freaking remixes that are made of yours truly. [00:41:45] So I do want to give an honorable mention in this particular award category because, I mean, there are just so many freaking remixes out there. [00:41:55] Good ones, too. [00:41:56] I'm talking really good ones, really lonzy ones. [00:41:59] I mean, even though they're insulting me, I mean, you do have to admit some of them are very quirky, very funny, very good. [00:42:07] One in particular, and let me tell you something right now. [00:42:10] Me and this person are not on the best of terms, at least as far as I'm concerned. [00:42:14] I mean, for some reason, he loves me. [00:42:17] You know, he thinks that, you know, it's okay to just go out and tell me he loves me and tell me all this pseudo-homosexual crap. [00:42:25] So I do want to give an honorable mention. [00:42:29] Let me tell you something right now. [00:42:30] This is definitely an honorable mention that needs to be said because not only has he made this particular remix, but he has made other remixes. [00:42:39] And they've been pretty damn good. [00:42:41] I mean, you can tell that some energy, some effort went into the production of this particular remix and other remixes that this particular individual has hooked up. [00:42:51] All right. [00:42:52] So without any further ado, an honorable mention, and it should be the first honorable mention. [00:42:57] I'm talking none other than Navy freaking Husky, for Christ's sake. [00:43:02] Navy freaking Husky. [00:43:06] You know, let me tell you something right now. [00:43:07] I know that I always talk about this piece of crap. [00:43:10] You know, and let me tell you, I'm sure he's listening. [00:43:12] I'm sure he's, you know, fanning his nards and all this other nonsense. [00:43:16] But I do have to take a step back, even though these freaking ridiculous remixes are making fun of me for Christ's sake. [00:43:24] They're pretty quirky. [00:43:25] They're pretty original. [00:43:27] And one in particular that was kind of funny. [00:43:32] I'm going to play here in a second. [00:43:33] You got it queued up there, engineer? [00:43:38] All right, so let's just go ahead and play a track or one of the remixes that Navy Freaking Husky has actually made, making fun of yours truly, for Christ's sake. [00:43:51] All right, honorable mention definitely deserves it, even though I don't really like the bastard very much. [00:43:57] Anyway, here is Navy Husky with Taco Tuesday, baby. [00:44:02] I'm a state engineer. [00:44:03] A group of capitalist radio music. [00:44:04] Help me. [00:44:23] I don't want you and him to get down, man. [00:44:25] You know what I'm saying? [00:44:26] I wanted you and him to talk about Lorocco. [00:44:29] You know what I'm saying? [00:44:30] Tacos, Tacos, Tuesday. [00:44:33] Cockos, Cockos, Tuesday. [00:44:37] Tacos, Tacos, Tuesday. [00:44:41] Cock Oaks, Cock Oaks, Tuesday. [00:45:01] I'm stomping my speech and magic. [00:45:04] I'm doing for Loriko. [00:45:05] Listen. [00:45:06] I'm doing for Loriko. [00:45:18] I am now the King of Mexican. [00:45:20] I am now the King of Races. [00:45:21] I am now the King of Mexico. [00:45:23] I am now the King of Races. [00:45:25] I am now the King of Mexican. [00:45:27] I am now the King of Races. [00:45:29] I am now the King of Mexican. [00:45:31] I am now the King of Reese. [00:45:49] I am racing pot of race. [00:45:53] And I want you to amplify that all of the ignorance. [00:46:00] True Capitalist Radio is a built pot of Taco. [00:46:06] You're listening to Ghost on True Capitalist Radio. [00:46:09] True Capitalist Radio. [00:46:11] Yeah, there we are. [00:46:13] Honorable mention, Navy Husky. [00:46:15] And that was just one of the more popular remixes that he made. === Best Audio Splices Of The Year (15:41) === [00:46:20] But without any further ado, folks, I want to have one more honorable mention in this category, folks, because I can't go without saying another original artist. [00:46:31] And I'm talking about somebody who made a song strictly for True Capitalist Radio. [00:46:38] All right. [00:46:38] And I want to talk about this man because he's probably been a fan probably since early, early True Capitalist Radio broadcast. [00:46:49] All right. [00:46:50] And without any further ado, let's just go ahead and talk about the man that's second honorable mention in this category. [00:46:57] And I'm talking about Electric Fence, baby. [00:47:00] Electric Fence. [00:47:01] And let's go ahead and talk about the True Capitalist Radio song. [00:47:05] Let's go ahead and throw it on. [00:47:06] Go ahead, engineer. [00:47:07] This is Honorable Mention Electric Fence, a capitalist from Europe, and I want to say thank you for producing this song. [00:47:14] Let's go ahead and throw it on. [00:47:15] Go ahead, Engineer. [00:47:17] Jesus Christ. [00:47:20] I mean, go ahead, engineer. [00:47:21] What the hell are you doing? [00:47:25] Well, do it. [00:47:26] Jesus Christ. [00:47:28] Because, you know, I got to get some more beer, first of all. [00:47:31] And secondly, we got to get ready for radio graffiti. [00:47:34] So go ahead and throw on a song, engineer. [00:47:36] Back single mom with the best of children waiting in line for a welfare check. [00:47:43] Hey, I've got a plan. [00:47:46] Like a real man I've only got for daughters. [00:48:06] I live in the mood. [00:48:07] The fucking gangster Save us from rules by death. [00:48:21] He's the melting pot of friendship, don't you know? [00:48:27] If you're a serious dude and you want capital, then buy some stock and drink blue label. [00:48:34] It's the slag. [00:48:36] And Goofy Pone Bucks is dice. [00:48:40] It's cool out of day. [00:48:42] I hope we get some good cool because most of the coolers are for me bounds world. [00:48:47] How ain't that a bitch? [00:48:49] I wanted to discuss with you the green glitch. [00:48:53] Join the true Catholic army to save us from freaks by death. [00:49:00] But the engineer is clearly ain't fine. [00:49:06] If you want five seconds, just be cute. [00:49:09] The radio will be what you just do. [00:49:12] It's such fun. [00:49:14] The goofy bone box is mom. [00:49:19] Hip-hop cards standing on the corner. [00:49:23] Who will he mark anyone at all? [00:49:26] Hey, I've got a plan. [00:49:28] Go and get a job just like a real man. [00:49:32] I mean, this is America. [00:49:34] This is America. [00:49:35] This is a goddammit! [00:50:08] Electric Fence. [00:50:10] You know, that was the True Capitalist radio song. [00:50:13] He's got a few other songs on his YouTube account, I believe. [00:50:16] Anyway, I want to say cheers to all the folks that have already won awards. [00:50:20] As a matter of fact, it's New Year's Eve, so I should go ahead and start drinking. [00:50:24] Hopefully, if you're over the age of 21, of course, you're starting your festivities off early, having yourself a libation. [00:50:31] Anyway, cheers to all those that have won, and cheers to all the true capitalists that are not only listening in the United States, but throughout the U.S. Cheers and Happy New Year to you. [00:50:41] Let's go ahead. [00:50:44] Ah, man, some good stuff right there, of course. [00:50:46] Johnny Walker, Blue Label, Love on the Rocks. [00:50:53] That's right. [00:50:53] That's what we're getting started with right now. [00:50:55] But before the end of the show, folks, I'm going to pop a bottle of Moet with you, folks. [00:51:00] I'm not joking. [00:51:01] I'm popping a bottle of Moette, and as I'm popping the bottle, if Exara Hawks is out there, you know, give me a call. [00:51:10] We're going to do some little impromptu show tune. [00:51:14] You know what I'm saying? [00:51:15] I'm going to pretend that I've got a disgusting, horrible, you know, tan-looking tux, and I'm like some washed-up Vegas act or something, and I'm out here, I'm going to sing a song and pop a bottle and all that other nonsense. [00:51:27] So anyway, before we get into anything else, I'd like for everybody to please retweet the broadcast. [00:51:34] I want everybody to be here. [00:51:35] This is definitely the show for the cyber vermin, the troll terrorists, and everybody out there who crossed the internet. [00:51:43] So I want them to be here for Christ's sake. [00:51:44] And as a matter of fact, is there anybody out here that's on the line right now that is on hold that actually wants to accept their award, that actually wants a speech here? [00:51:57] We talk about Alex, or excuse me, Alex S as best remix. [00:52:04] We talk about best shout-out name going to the poop ticklers, you know, so on and so forth. [00:52:09] And, you know, I mean, if you're available, please let me know what's going on. [00:52:16] We'll get to you. [00:52:16] We'll let you have a speech. [00:52:18] Don't go Julia Roberts on us. [00:52:22] But we want to get people that are out there that are listening in to accept their awards, so on and so forth. [00:52:28] So without any further ado, let's keep going. [00:52:31] All right, let's go ahead and keep going. [00:52:33] I want to talk about best audio splice. [00:52:38] That's right. [00:52:41] For all the folks that are out there splicing this, this was a really hard one for me to I know we got a lot of people voting, a lot of different audio splices relating to True Capitalist Radio. [00:52:59] I know there was a lot of trolls. [00:53:01] All right. [00:53:02] I know there's a lot of trolls. [00:53:04] Wait a minute, just a second. [00:53:06] Is Navy Husky at least in the chat room? [00:53:09] Is Navy Husky in the chat room here? [00:53:11] Because I'm getting a message that, you know, Navy Husky wants to have somebody else accept his award. [00:53:19] Is this correct, Navy Husky? [00:53:21] Where the hell are you? [00:53:23] Where are you, for Christ's sake? [00:53:24] You're not even in the chat room, for Christ's sake. [00:53:28] Jesus Christ. [00:53:29] Anyway, since he's not here, I guess let's go ahead and get, you know, somebody wants to accept his honorable mention. [00:53:38] So let's go ahead and let somebody talk for Navy freaking Husky out here. [00:53:44] Let me see if I can find him. [00:53:46] you find them, engineer? [00:53:55] According to our switchboard, we can't find the person that is wanting to accept Oh, here he is. [00:54:01] Here it is right here. [00:54:03] Here it is right here. [00:54:04] All right. [00:54:05] Let's go ahead and let's take the call right now. [00:54:09] All right? [00:54:11] This is the person that's going to be taking the award for honorable mention for best remix for Navy Husky. [00:54:19] Sir, are you there? [00:54:21] I am indeed, Ghost. [00:54:22] How are you doing, and happy New Year's to you? [00:54:24] Happy New Year to you. [00:54:25] It's everybody's favorite intellectual out here from the across the pond. [00:54:30] Taseki, man, what's going on? [00:54:32] It's good to hear from you. [00:54:34] Long time no here there, Taseki. [00:54:36] Indeed, Ghost. [00:54:37] I'm sorry for my absence, but you know, works a bit sometimes. [00:54:41] But yeah, I've got Navy Husky with me on this call. [00:54:44] He didn't make it into the kind of the gold rush of getting a spot on the Skype calls because there's so few. [00:54:52] And his mic is broken. [00:54:53] So he would like to say thank you very, very much for the honorable mention. [00:54:57] He's very grateful. [00:54:58] I mean, he says he puts not an awful lot of work into his remixes, and he does like to amuse everyone. [00:55:04] So this honorable mention is nothing other than the thing that has made his year, frankly. [00:55:10] And so he says, thank you, ghost, and shout out to you, the engineer. [00:55:14] He sends his love. [00:55:16] And a big shout out to everyone in the Dark Raider Z chat room. [00:55:20] All right. [00:55:21] Hey, thanks a lot, Taseki. [00:55:22] As a matter of fact, don't go anywhere. [00:55:24] We may come back to you. [00:55:26] But let me tell you something. [00:55:27] That was an acceptance of Navy Husky's honorable mention for Best Remix. [00:55:33] It was accepted by Taseki, and you all heard the kind words relayed by Taseki from Navy Husky. [00:55:40] So that should make everybody feel all warm and fuzzy inside. [00:55:44] So thanks a lot for Taseki accepting the award on Navy Husky's behalf. [00:55:49] Long time know here. [00:55:50] We haven't heard from him in a long time. [00:55:52] But we all know that being a capitalist, you got to go work your ass off. [00:55:56] You've got to make that paper and do whatever it takes and achieve obtaining assets. [00:56:01] So we all understand. [00:56:03] Anyway, we were getting to best audio splice before we got sidetracked by somebody wanting to accept the honorable mention award for Navy Husky. [00:56:13] Let's go ahead and go to best audio splice. [00:56:16] And once again, I had to search over 9,000 audio splices for Christ's sake. [00:56:23] You know what I mean? [00:56:24] I mean, a whole freaking bunch of them. [00:56:26] I mean, I just, I didn't know. [00:56:28] I didn't know. [00:56:29] I didn't know which one to say, which one's the best. [00:56:34] But after thoroughly investigating and analyzing and being, you know, overtly critical of each and every audio splice that's out there on the internets of yours truly, we came to the synopsis that there is a big-time audio splice out there that just kind of, I mean, I don't even know what to say. [00:56:57] It just kind of swept the internets by storm here within a short period of time. [00:57:04] And, you know, for you folks that are unaware, this is one of these remixes that you utilize often in the radio graffitis, in the prank calls to the True Capitalist Radio broadcast. [00:57:20] So without any further ado, I'd like to give the best audio splice. [00:57:23] And it was a toughie. [00:57:24] It was a freaking toughie. [00:57:26] There's a lot of people out there. [00:57:28] There's a lot of people making remixes. [00:57:29] There's a lot of people making audio splices. [00:57:32] It's a lot. [00:57:33] There's a lot. [00:57:34] This was tough. [00:57:35] All right. [00:57:36] I know there's a lot of people getting their feelings hurt out here, but this is a tough situation. [00:57:40] All right. [00:57:41] I mean, you know, I'm sitting over here racking my brain on figuring out which one to give the award to. [00:57:46] I've been sitting here with the engineer trying to analyze it. [00:57:48] It's tough, isn't it, the engineer? [00:57:50] It's tough. [00:57:55] So it's tough here. [00:57:56] So, oh, Jesus Christ. [00:58:00] Without any further ado, I want to go ahead and say that the best audio splice, and believe it or not, this goes to two people because it wasn't just one person that spliced this particular splice. [00:58:15] There was two different people. [00:58:18] And I'm talking about Unnamed Paradox and Raldi. [00:58:21] All right? [00:58:23] Unnamed Paradox and Raldi, for Christ's sake. [00:58:27] Do you all know who I'm talking about? [00:58:29] Do y'all know who I'm talking about? [00:58:30] Go ahead and throw it on, engineer. [00:58:32] If these idiots don't know what I'm talking about, throw it on for a second. [00:58:34] And all you assholes that say that I'm a freaking brony. [00:58:37] Hey, it's the truth. [00:58:39] I mean, you know, hey, engineer, go on to music for Christ's sake. [00:58:42] Jesus Christ. [00:58:48] success fame brony money success [00:59:37] I'm a brony for friend's sake. [00:59:42] And no, no, I never said any of that crap. [00:59:46] All right? [00:59:46] That's why that particular clip qualifies for best splice. [00:59:52] Because let me tell you something. [00:59:53] If you've taken a look at that particular video on YouTube, there's over about 26,000, 27,000 hits, something to that effect. [01:00:01] And let me tell you, that's all the bronies that are out there saying, yay, look, Ghost is really a brony. [01:00:07] Oh, I always knew it. [01:00:09] I'm clopping. [01:00:10] I'm clopping here. [01:00:12] Oh, yes. [01:00:13] Oh, I'm clopping. [01:00:19] I mean, give me a freaking break. [01:00:22] But, you know, you have to give, you know, people their due. [01:00:27] And it was a splice that was used during radio graffiti many, many times. [01:00:33] It was a splice that was used during the show. [01:00:36] So once again, two people that made or were contributing, making that particular remix, I'm talking about Unnamed Paradox and Raldi. [01:00:46] Much props to both of you guys if you're listening in. [01:00:49] And if you are, give me a call up. [01:00:51] All right. [01:00:52] Accept the award. [01:00:53] Stop clopping toe-talking horses and give me a call. [01:00:57] 646-652-4869. [01:00:59] It's the Ghosties, all right? [01:01:01] I mean, it's best audio splice of the year. [01:01:04] Money Success Fan freaking bronies, for Christ's sake. [01:01:08] Jesus Christ, you know that I was unbiased, right? [01:01:11] You know that I was unbiased in these freaking awards. [01:01:13] So for all you idiots that were tweeting me up prior to this show saying, oh, it's going to be fixed. [01:01:19] Shove it up, your ass. [01:01:22] But folks, I don't want to leave it just there. [01:01:25] All right? [01:01:25] I don't want to leave it just there. [01:01:27] There is an honorable mention in this category also, folks, because there is a lot of freaking audio splices out there, man. [01:01:35] A lot of freaking audio splices. [01:01:37] It's just, you know, there's too many of them. [01:01:39] There's just too freaking many of them. [01:01:41] But one in particular also swept the internet by storm here recently. [01:01:48] And I know that, you know, this person is in the chat room right now wishing. [01:01:53] I mean, I can see him flapping his fingers on the keyboard saying, come on, pick me, pick me, pick me. === Sweeping The Internet By Storm (02:00) === [01:02:01] Well, by God, I'm going to go ahead and pick this man. [01:02:03] Honorable mention, best audio splice. [01:02:07] Honorable mention. [01:02:08] Go ahead for 2000. [01:02:09] Go ahead and play it, Engineer. [01:02:31] I'm Ghost of Ham. [01:02:37] Go Star Ham Bone. [01:02:44] Go Star Ham Bone. [01:02:45] Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. [01:02:48] Who's the ham bone? [01:03:06] I'm Ghostbuck. [01:03:07] Hambone. [01:03:08] Freaking Hambone, jerk-off. [01:03:30] And secondly, I don't remember myself going into goat, you know, cadence form singing Inspector Gadget in GOAT form. [01:03:40] I don't remember singing that. [01:03:41] I don't remember doing that. [01:03:42] So don't sit over here and give me this crap. [01:03:44] All right? [01:03:46] Anyway, if there's anybody out there that has won an award, even an honorable mention, and you want, if you want, to go out and actually say a speech on here, let me know. [01:03:59] All right? [01:04:00] Let me know right now. === Before Naming Best Trans Testicle (15:13) === [01:04:02] As a matter of fact, I think we might have somebody that wants to have a speech right now. [01:04:06] Let me go ahead. [01:04:07] got him, engineer? [01:04:13] All right, we're trying to find the individual that wants to make a speech here, folks. [01:04:18] But man, we've got a packed freaking switchboard. [01:04:23] I mean, the switchboard is literally lit up with about 400 or 500 callers. [01:04:27] And I'm not joking. [01:04:28] All right, so we're going to try to find here, if you just bear with us, the individual that actually wants to make a speech. [01:04:36] I can't find him, Engineer. [01:04:43] Well, we can't find this individual, folks. [01:04:47] So I guess we're going to have to move on. [01:04:49] Let me get it one more once over. [01:04:52] And if we can't find it, we're just going to have to move on here because I can't find this individual. [01:04:57] All right? [01:04:59] I just can't. [01:05:00] I'm sorry. [01:05:00] I can't find it. [01:05:01] Can't do it. [01:05:02] Sorry. [01:05:02] Call back or something or keep calling back or push a button and do something because I can't find the individual that wants to make a speech. [01:05:10] I'm sorry, man. [01:05:11] It's not that I'm trying to skip you, man. [01:05:13] I mean, I just can't, you know, I can't get you. [01:05:15] Can't do it. [01:05:17] Anyway, sorry, buddy. [01:05:18] All right. [01:05:20] Anyway, let me go ahead and no, well, you can call back. [01:05:25] All right? [01:05:26] You can call back. [01:05:27] You know, there's no, I mean, you can go ahead and call back. [01:05:31] Anybody who has won an award, you can call back to wrap the show. [01:05:34] Just let me know if you're on the horn there, all right? [01:05:38] Anyway, let's move on, shall we? [01:05:40] I mean, you know, this is getting exciting for Christ's sake. [01:05:42] I mean, we're just pulling all stops out here, all right? [01:05:46] Now we are at best fail troll. [01:05:50] These are for all the people that, you know, called up and, you know, thought that they were going to actually, I don't know, accomplish something, get some lulz-worthy kind of a prank call, that sort of thing. [01:06:05] Or if not, just, you know, basically to piss me off. [01:06:08] But this one doesn't have an audio little segment to go with it, folks. [01:06:13] So we're just going to go right out with the winner. [01:06:16] All right. [01:06:17] The winner of the biggest fail troll is the surge radio.org guy. [01:06:25] All right. [01:06:25] That asshole. [01:06:26] All right. [01:06:27] Worst failed troll. [01:06:30] Sick of that asshole calling up surge radio.org. [01:06:34] SurgeRadio. [01:06:36] Shut up your ass. [01:06:39] DDoS that son of a bitch. [01:06:43] Jesus Christ. [01:06:44] Anyway, I mean, he annoyed me enough to be the biggest failed troll of the year. [01:06:49] All right? [01:06:50] Biggest failed troll for Christ's sake. [01:06:53] And we're not even going to give him. [01:06:54] You know what, Surge Radio? [01:06:56] I don't care. [01:06:56] You're not getting a goddamn speech because all you're going to do is plug your stupid pissing ground borrowed virtual server website for Christ's sake. [01:07:07] And you've gotten enough plug, jerk dick. [01:07:09] Anyway, let's move on to the next subject and the next award for the ghosties. [01:07:13] And of course, for you folks that are just tuning in, we are now four minutes into the second hour. [01:07:18] Actually, Jesus Christ, we're already in the second hour of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast. [01:07:24] And, of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost. [01:07:28] And once again, folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me. [01:07:31] Before we get into the next Ghostie Award, I'd like for everybody to please retweet the broadcast. [01:07:36] All right? [01:07:37] Go to the social network. [01:07:39] Go to the forums. [01:07:40] Go to the blogs. [01:07:41] And spread it around like wildfire. [01:07:45] Let everybody know that True Capitalist Radio is in effect and in the house, folks. [01:07:49] Not to mention, we've got all kinds of little buttons underneath the player in front of you right there. [01:07:54] We've got all kinds of Google Plus buttons. [01:07:56] We got Facebook like buttons. [01:07:58] We got retweet this buttons. [01:08:00] Use and abuse those freaking buttons, baby. [01:08:03] All right? [01:08:04] It's just a freaking clip, for Christ's sake. [01:08:08] Anyway, folks, now that we've gotten that out of the way, folks, let's just go ahead and go right in to the next category, the next Ghosties Award. [01:08:16] And I'm talking about the best trans testicle of 2011. [01:08:22] That's right. [01:08:23] I'm talking about the best trans testicle out there that has called up and has just basically become somewhat of a common place to hear trans testicles on the True Capitalist Radio broadcast. [01:08:36] I was completely unaware that the homosexual community was such big true capitalist radio fans, but man, we have them. [01:08:43] We have them calling up for Christ's sake. [01:08:45] I mean, Jesus Christ. [01:08:46] I mean, we've got trans testicles, transgendered cross-dressers. [01:08:51] I mean, we've got, you know, over-fruity-ass Femi fruit bowls for Christ's sake. [01:08:56] I mean, Jesus Christ. [01:08:58] I mean, give me a freaking break. [01:09:00] All right? [01:09:02] I mean, I'm serious, man. [01:09:03] I mean, we've got all kinds up in here. [01:09:05] We got all kinds. [01:09:08] Anyway, but before we name the best trans testicle of the year, before we give that ghostie out, we actually have somebody that is going to want to give a speech, believe it or not, for the best remix. [01:09:21] And I believe that we have Alex S on the horn here. [01:09:24] Alex S, is that you? [01:09:26] Yep, that's me. [01:09:28] How's it going, man? [01:09:29] Go ahead and say your speech, man. [01:09:35] Shut your stupid stick and smelly salmon hole. [01:09:39] You son of a bitch. [01:09:41] You idiots are trolling me. [01:09:43] You're trolling me on the goddamn New Year's Eve show for Christ's sake, you stupid idiot. [01:09:48] Jesus Christ. [01:09:52] Anyway, sorry, folks. [01:09:53] I didn't. [01:09:54] I mean, this is just, I mean, you know, they're trolling my award show for Christ's sake. [01:09:57] This is an award show for you, troll terrorist. [01:10:00] And you're trolling the award show, for Christ's sake. [01:10:05] Jesus Christ, man. [01:10:06] I was hoping that Alex S was on the other end of that line and we, you know, could talk about, you know, his awesome remix. [01:10:13] But unfortunately, we got trolled by these stupid jerk dicks out here. [01:10:19] Anyway, no, look at these idiots in the chat room. [01:10:21] No, that was a good speech. [01:10:22] You people are stupid. [01:10:23] You know that? [01:10:24] You're real stupid in the head. [01:10:27] Anyway, let's get to the next freaking award for Christ's sake. [01:10:29] We're in the right in the middle of it before we got sidetracked by the freaking troll for Christ's sake. [01:10:34] All right? [01:10:35] Anyway, we are at the best trans-testicle ghosty award. [01:10:40] All right, now this was tough, all right? [01:10:42] There's a lot of trans-testicles, believe it or not, that call into the True Capitalist Radio broadcast. [01:10:47] A lot of them. [01:10:49] But believe it or not, there is one that basically stands out amongst them all. [01:10:54] You know, one trans testicle that is memorable not only in 2011, but will probably be memorable for a long period of time. [01:11:04] No, assholes. [01:11:04] It's not Debbie Daly. [01:11:06] Stop implement chat room martial law for Christ's sake. [01:11:09] Jesus Christ. [01:11:11] Assholes in the chat room, for Christ's sake, being dicks. [01:11:15] Anyway, the best trans-testicle award for 2011 goes to none other than, I don't know, I'll go ahead and let Engineer say. [01:11:26] Go ahead, Engineer. [01:11:27] say the best trans testicle of the year, right? [01:11:46] Go ahead and play a clip of our winner for Christ's sake. [01:11:48] Let's give a round of applause to our winner. [01:11:50] Yeah. [01:11:51] Woo! [01:11:54] clip from the winner, best trans testicle of 2011, the Ghostie Award goes to... [01:12:00] Go ahead. [01:12:03] Note Party, what do you think about Alabama Black Snake? [01:12:06] Oh, I think it's just wonderful. [01:12:08] Oh, my God. [01:12:09] Oh, now we got a Trans-Testicle. [01:12:11] I'm sure you love it, don't you? [01:12:13] Yeah, I do. [01:12:15] Oh, my God. [01:12:17] Are you the type of woman that these black guys like to go for? [01:12:22] You know, they give you a decent hump, and they convince you to finance a 78 Cadillac on dubs, and you go out there and do it, and then you end up a subject on Joe Brown's court show or something like that? [01:12:33] Well, I just recently became a woman. [01:12:36] You know, congratulations to me, but in yes. [01:12:40] Oh, my God. [01:12:41] Get this trans-testicle. [01:12:42] Get off, for Christ's sake. [01:12:44] Good lord. [01:12:47] I mean, we're supposed to be talking about Sarah Palin, you know, won an Alabama Black Snake before it was cool, for Christ's sake. [01:12:55] And I want to hear what you have to say about it. [01:12:56] All right, let's take a couple of callers and see if anybody's got anything to say about third gender on the passports in Australia, all right? [01:13:02] 612, what do you think about trans-testicle passports in Australia? [01:13:06] I think it's just wonderful. [01:13:09] Oh, Jesus Christ. [01:13:11] Another trans-testicle. [01:13:12] What is this crap? [01:13:15] What is this crap? [01:13:16] Hold on, just stay right there, 612. [01:13:18] Did somebody go on a trans-testicle forum post, or did somebody go on a trans-testicle blog and say, hey, if you're a she male with a 15 and a half inch between your legs, why don't you give old ghost a call? [01:13:30] I mean, this is just sick. [01:13:31] You understand? [01:13:32] This is just turning into an utter sideshow. [01:13:34] This is turning into Bathhouse Thursday. [01:13:36] That's what it's turning into. [01:13:37] It's turning into bathhouse Thursday, and that's exactly what I didn't want it to happen. [01:13:42] That's exactly what I did not want to happen, for Christ's sake. [01:13:48] Now, 612, are you a trans-testicle? [01:13:50] Yes, I am. [01:13:52] So why exactly do you believe it's a great thing for these kangaroo bangers down there in Australia to have a third gender for trans-testicles? [01:14:01] Well, I think it's a way to express my sexuality. [01:14:05] Express your sexuality? [01:14:07] Why do you need to express your sexuality for Christ's sake? [01:14:10] is toe-tap in a bathroom. [01:14:11] How in the hell are you expressing yourself? [01:14:15] Well, I have sex with other trans-testicles. [01:14:19] And I can see that on my passport now, so that's okay. [01:14:23] Jesus Christ. [01:14:24] So what are you doing now? [01:14:25] So you mean to tell me that you haven't had the surgery? [01:14:28] No, I have. [01:14:29] I'm post-doc. [01:14:30] And I couldn't be more proud. [01:14:32] Oh, so you actually had the thing cut off? [01:14:36] Yeah. [01:14:37] Okay, so why don't you just put woman down then? [01:14:39] Why don't you just put woman down instead of trans-testicle? [01:14:43] Because I'm a guy too. [01:14:48] But no, you just said that some mad scientist cut off Willie Lump Lump down there, and now I guess all you got is a urine hole, or I don't know what the hell they do in these sexual augmented situations. [01:15:02] I'm just saying, I mean, you know, wouldn't it behoove you, given the fact that you're a trans-testicle, for you to check off just woman instead of, you know, sitting over here saying, um, I'm a third gender. [01:15:14] Because I am a third gender. [01:15:16] Now get this trans-tech. [01:15:18] Get out of here for Christ's sake. [01:15:20] Good God. [01:15:22] I mean, do you understand what I'm saying? [01:15:24] Do you all hear this? [01:15:25] Do you all hear this for Christ's sake? [01:15:27] I'm not joking, man. [01:15:28] This is America. [01:15:32] I mean, Jesus Christ. [01:15:35] Oh, my God. [01:15:38] I don't know what else to say for Christ's sake, man. [01:15:45] Anyway, let's move on to another subject matter, please. [01:15:47] I mean, the last thing I need is another trans-testicle calling me up, all right? [01:15:51] No more trans-testicles, please, all right? [01:15:55] Man, look, and even if you are a trans-testicle, all right, why don't you be a good trans-testicle and actually look like a chick and actually cut off the wee wee down there so nobody knows that you used to be a goddamn guy and you have to have this little option of a little third goddamn little gender for Christ's sake. [01:16:13] I mean, how, Jesus Christ, did somebody explain to me how in the world you could be a third gender when you're a trans-testicle? [01:16:22] How is that a third gender? [01:16:24] A third gender would mean like there's another private part coming out of the hip or something. [01:16:28] Do you know what I mean? [01:16:30] You know what I mean? [01:16:30] Like you got two, like two schlongheads coming out of each hip. [01:16:33] You know what I mean? [01:16:34] All you got to do is just move your ass side to side and do some banging sessions or something. [01:16:38] I'm serious. [01:16:39] I mean, that's a third gender. [01:16:41] All right? [01:16:41] I mean, no, this, you know, trans-testicle crap, all right? [01:16:45] You stupid idiot. [01:16:47] Note party, radio graffiti. [01:16:49] Hey, yes, it's me again. [01:16:51] Ah, Jesus Christ. [01:16:53] What do you want, you trans-testicle? [01:16:56] I just wanted to know what you're doing. [01:16:59] What am I doing? [01:17:00] I'm doing radio graffiti here, you trans-testicle. [01:17:02] What the hell do you want? [01:17:03] This isn't some bathroom shitstall here, all right? [01:17:05] There's not a hole in the wall, is there? [01:17:07] There's no hole in a virtual wall here. [01:17:10] Is that all you're doing? [01:17:13] You're squeaking a little bit, huh? [01:17:15] You haven't gotten all the testosterone out of your body yet, huh? [01:17:18] The little estrogen pumps ain't working? [01:17:20] Nope. [01:17:21] They're not working yet. [01:17:22] I'll tell you what, look. [01:17:23] What you need to do, Node Party, is you need to realize that, you know, if you're going to act like a trans-testicle, at least you sound like one. [01:17:30] You know what I mean? [01:17:31] I mean, look, try to talk again. [01:17:32] Talk again here. [01:17:34] What do you want? [01:17:35] Hey! [01:17:37] I mean, you're starting to sound like you're starting to sound like freaking Mickey Mouse. [01:17:40] That's what you're starting to sound like, all right? [01:17:43] I mean, you know, this is what you should sound like. [01:17:46] Hello? [01:17:47] I'm listening to True Capitalist Radio because he's such a rockin' motherfucker. [01:17:52] He's so hardcore. [01:17:54] He's a fucking ghost, man. [01:17:56] I mean, you should be doing something like that. [01:17:58] You know, not sitting over here, you know, acting like Mickey Mouse, for Christ's sake. [01:18:02] All right? [01:18:04] Anyway, let's continue going. [01:18:08] You're listening to Ghost on True Capitalist Radio. [01:18:12] True Capitalist Radio. [01:18:16] There you go. [01:18:17] It's Note Party, aka Tricia. [01:18:21] All right, Trans-Testicle of the Year. [01:18:24] That's who the ghostie goes to. [01:18:26] And once again, there is some kind of a conspiracy theory on whether or not Trisha is gone or whether Trisha is Tumbleweed. [01:18:42] But anyway, before we get on to anything else, I think that there is somebody that wants to say a speech. [01:18:48] Now, I'm hoping that this isn't some goddamn freaking troll. [01:18:53] I hope this isn't some freaking troll. [01:18:56] But apparently, we've got somebody who wants to give a speech for the Inspector Hambone remix for the Inspector Hambone honorable mention. [01:19:11] Let me see if we can find this person here in the freaking switchboard. [01:19:15] I think we found him. === Speech From Inspector Hambone Creator (15:17) === [01:19:16] We got him, Engineer. [01:19:21] All right, let's go ahead and try to get a speech from the Harebinger, who is the creator of Inspector Hambone. [01:19:31] Are you there, Hairbinger? [01:19:34] Hello? [01:19:35] Yeah, what's going on? [01:19:38] Wait a minute, wait a minute. [01:19:40] You got the wrong person. [01:19:41] I'm actually Karas. [01:19:43] But I do like to give a speech for him, if it's okay with you. [01:19:47] All right, go ahead and give a speech to him. [01:19:49] You're for him or whatever. [01:19:50] Go ahead. [01:19:51] Well, you see, not only he brings out laughter for the people on the chat room and the listeners, although I do chase you, ghost, but I receive. [01:20:02] But I like you, by the way. [01:20:04] You're a great host. [01:20:05] Everybody likes you. [01:20:06] And thank you. [01:20:08] You're a great capitalist. [01:20:09] Everybody likes you. [01:20:11] Oh, well, I appreciate it there. [01:20:13] I don't think this is the hairbanger, but I do appreciate it. [01:20:16] And by the way, it's not Harrow. [01:20:18] It's Hello. [01:20:21] All right, with an L. Hello. [01:20:24] Did you get it down there, sir? [01:20:28] I'm Hungarian, actually. [01:20:30] You're Hungarian? [01:20:31] Well, I'm just saying it's not Harrow, it's Hello. [01:20:34] But go ahead. [01:20:35] You're supposed to be talking for the Harebinger. [01:20:36] Go ahead. [01:20:37] Well, not only is the greatest remix of all time on Blog Talk, well, on Ghost True Capitalist Radio, but it's also bringing nostalgia to everybody who knows about Inspector Gadget. [01:20:50] I used to watch Inspector Gadget too. [01:20:53] I mean, there's also other nostalgic shows like Teenage Meeting Nutrient Turtles, Mind of the Pony. [01:20:59] Well, that one is an old one, not the new one. [01:21:01] But there's also, and let's not forget. Jesus Christ. [01:21:05] You know what? [01:21:06] Go drown in a rice patty for Christ's sake. [01:21:08] Get him off, engineer. [01:21:10] I think this is another troll for Christ's sake. [01:21:13] I think this is another troll. [01:21:15] As a matter of fact, I'm getting a goddamn private message from Harebinger saying, I didn't approve this guy. [01:21:20] I don't know who the hell this guy is. [01:21:21] He's making a mockery of Inspector Hambone. [01:21:25] Jesus Christ. [01:21:28] I mean, Jesus Christ. [01:21:30] I mean, you know, is that Han Hanzo doing this? [01:21:33] You know, putting his hair in Fuego, you know, smoking spice for Christ's sake, huh? [01:21:37] Hair in Fuego. [01:21:40] Jesus Christ. [01:21:41] Anyway, it looks like all these speeches out here are a bunch of trolls that are trying to troll the damn Ghostie Award show, which is dedicated to the troll terrorists and cyber vermin, for Christ's sake. [01:21:52] I mean, Jesus Christ. [01:21:56] Anyway, without any further ado, let's go ahead and get to the next Ghostie Award without any further ado, folks. [01:22:04] All right? [01:22:06] Let's go ahead and let's talk about this next Ghostie Award. [01:22:10] This next Ghostie Award is the best Mexican for 2011. [01:22:16] That's right. [01:22:17] I'm talking about the best Mexican on True Capitalist Radio for 2011, folks. [01:22:26] And this one, believe it or not, I mean, we had not really think too hard about this because this person calls in all the time, kind of randomly, you know, kind of just, you know, somebody who just kind of pops in and just kind of throws random subject matters. [01:22:41] You know, kind of gives those subtle type of, you know, tongue-in-cheek type luls. [01:22:46] And I'm not, I'm talking about none other than our favorite eight-year-old Mexican kid that has the Justin Bieber hair. [01:22:54] I'm talking about none other than Ashley Ashley is our Mexican of the year for 2011. [01:23:03] All right, so cheers to Ashley who's probably consuming some tamales with his familia out there in, well, no, as a matter of fact, I don't think he is. [01:23:13] As a matter of fact, I think he's on the horn. [01:23:15] Ashley, you are now Mexican of the year. [01:23:18] have to say about it. [01:23:24] Yeah. [01:23:26] Oh, my God. [01:23:27] What's the award? [01:23:28] What do I get? [01:23:29] Do I get some damage? [01:23:31] What are you talking about? [01:23:32] What do you get? [01:23:33] You don't get anything, Ashley. [01:23:35] This isn't the government. [01:23:36] This isn't some damn entitlement. [01:23:37] You're not getting government cheese, and you sure as hell ain't getting no tamales. [01:23:41] All right, but you have a speech to say to the people. [01:23:43] I mean, there's a lot of people out here that voted you best Mexican. [01:23:46] I mean, there's a lot of fans of you out here, Ash Hole. [01:23:51] Well, I'm going to say thank you to all. [01:23:54] I'm going to be here in 2012. [01:23:57] I mean, yeah, buddy. [01:24:00] Hey, do you have some masks so I can make some tamales? [01:24:03] Oh, Jesus. [01:24:04] I'm looking for every asshole on our earth. [01:24:06] Every day in 2012, when you do a little broadcast, all right? [01:24:11] Are you telling me that you are going to continue to troll my show in 2012 so you can kind of defend your title as best Mexican? [01:24:20] Yeah, even harder, ghost. [01:24:22] I'm going to skip school just to control your horse. [01:24:25] Oh, no, don't do that, Ashley. [01:24:27] Come on, don't do that. [01:24:28] Don't be skipping school for Christ's sake. [01:24:30] You need all the school you can get. [01:24:32] You barely know how to spoken, son. [01:24:34] You barely know how to spoken. [01:24:36] So, my brother's going to teach me how to spoken, right? [01:24:40] And your show, all these trolls on Fort Shan are going to teach me how to spoken. [01:24:46] Oh, Jesus Christ, that's enough, Ashley. [01:24:48] All right, that's enough. [01:24:50] Everybody, best Mexican Ashley, all right? [01:24:54] And of course, Ashley, if you want something, you can go to my blog at ghostpolitics.blogspot.com or capitalistarmy.com. [01:25:01] There's a little certificate there for you. [01:25:03] You can print it out on your printer. [01:25:05] You can fill in the blanks there and give yourself a little awards if you really want something tangible there, Ash Hole. [01:25:13] Anyway, without any further ado, folks, let's continue going. [01:25:16] All right, let's continue going. [01:25:17] We already gave out the ghostie for the best Mexican of 2011 on True Capitalist Radio. [01:25:23] Let's get to the best black guy. [01:25:25] The best black guy for 2011 on True Capitalist Radio broadcast. [01:25:31] All right? [01:25:32] My God, I'm talking about the best black guy on True Capitalist Radio. [01:25:36] And I know this is a toughie because we got a lot of votes. [01:25:40] A lot of votes for the best black guy, you know, because you know me, folks. [01:25:44] I'm Mr. Black People. [01:25:46] All right? [01:25:47] I'm Mr. Black People, for Christ's sake. [01:25:49] I happen to have a whole bunch of friends that happen to be black. [01:25:54] All right, so this is an award that's near and dear to my heart. [01:25:58] All right? [01:25:59] Near and dear to my heart, because I like to consider myself a melting pot of friendship. [01:26:05] Everybody throughout the internet and throughout the world knows that I am a melting pot of friendship. [01:26:12] And let me tell you, you know, handing out the ghosties for best Mexican and best black guy should only show to all those that are listening within the sound of my voice that I am a kind man. [01:26:26] I am an open-ended person that allows any race to be my friend, to be a part of my inner circle. [01:26:35] All right? [01:26:37] So without any further ado, folks, let's go ahead and name the best black guy. [01:26:42] And the best black guy of 2011 goes to, well, before I say it, all right? [01:26:50] Before I say it, I just want to reiterate that this was a very hard situation. [01:26:56] This was a very hard particular category to choose a winner for, but unfortunately, it had to go to one person. [01:27:05] Do you got it queued up, Engineer? [01:27:07] The audio clip? [01:27:11] Without any further ado, folks, the best black guy, Ghosty, goes to, go ahead and play it, engineer. [01:27:18] Equestrian Citizen Radio Graffiti. [01:27:20] Jesus Christ. [01:27:22] My nigga, do I sound like I got a single drop of estrogen in my ass? [01:27:25] You hung up on the Russian because he's Russian. [01:27:28] Early in the show, you said Canadians take maple leaves in the gangs. [01:27:31] Well, the Australian colour, you said Australians are smelly down on the kangaroo bangers, my nigga. [01:27:35] What's up with that? [01:27:36] Come on, man. [01:27:37] But what difference does it make to you there, brother? [01:27:40] What difference does it make to you? [01:27:42] My nigga, it don't make no difference to me. [01:27:44] I'm just saying, why are you being so racist, folk, dog? [01:27:47] I'm not a racist, all right? [01:27:48] I'm not a racist. [01:27:50] I called a Mexican. [01:27:52] I called a Mexican on that broadcast. [01:27:54] I'm not a racist. [01:27:56] That was your ass, you beach-ass lying-ass crack-ass nigga. [01:27:59] That wasn't no freaking Mexican. [01:28:00] That was your ass. [01:28:01] That was a Mexican. [01:28:02] That was my first Palco. [01:28:04] Bring him back. [01:28:04] Call his ass back up. [01:28:05] I'll talk to his ass. [01:28:06] Call his ass back off. [01:28:07] We got 10 minutes left. [01:28:08] I'm not going to call him back because some brother from another mother over here wants to sit up here and get a giant turkey talk. [01:28:14] That's because you scared, nigga. [01:28:15] Why are you so scared, folk? [01:28:17] You scared of a turkey bony? [01:28:18] You scared of a girl? [01:28:20] What is this? [01:28:20] 2003? [01:28:21] What do you just heard the Chingy album or something? [01:28:24] But it's scared. [01:28:25] My nigga, what y'all saying? [01:28:28] Yeah, yeah, Chingy. [01:28:30] We remember. [01:28:30] We remember Scar and Bar and all that shit. [01:28:33] That was 2003, for Christ's sake, you idiot. [01:28:36] You some big ass bitch, dog. [01:28:37] You listening to Flocker or what? [01:28:40] Man, I bet you I know more about black history than you do, brother. [01:28:44] I bet you, money, I know more about black history than you do. [01:28:47] And another thing, why are you ass hating all the bonies, folk? [01:28:51] Huh? [01:28:51] Because they're sick. [01:28:52] Because they're sick, twisted. [01:28:55] That's right. [01:28:55] You're a bony, aren't you? [01:28:56] You're a black brawl. [01:28:58] Of course I am. [01:28:59] How did you ever consider that they just niggas watching the show with their kids? [01:29:02] They're over 18 and dumbass bitch. [01:29:04] I watch that show every day with my goddamn daughter. [01:29:07] You're lying out your ass. [01:29:08] You're sitting over there whacking your mother. [01:29:11] Shut up. [01:29:11] You're whacking your Alabama black snake to that crap. [01:29:14] You know it, and I know it. [01:29:16] All right, so stop lying to us. [01:29:18] You think I'm lying? [01:29:19] What if my assistant is? [01:29:20] I think you're lying. [01:29:21] What does my ass got to do to prove it? [01:29:26] I want to see you. [01:29:28] I want to see a YouTube video of you watching it. [01:29:30] That's what I want to do with the brothers. [01:29:32] That's what I want to see. [01:29:34] I ain't got no goddamn brothers. [01:29:35] I was an only child. [01:29:36] And I just said I'll do it with my goddamn daughter. [01:29:40] I ain't got no brothers to watch that shit with. [01:29:42] Oh, yeah, you don't go out there in the hood. [01:29:44] Y'all aren't watching this together? [01:29:46] Blazing Philly Blunts drinking on eight balls and all that stuff? [01:29:51] No. [01:29:51] I ain't do none of that shit. [01:29:52] Well, I don't know why, but you think Bonies are gay. [01:29:54] Dog, Bonies ain't gay. [01:29:56] I'm not going to lie. [01:29:57] They are some gay brothers. [01:29:57] They're over-feminized fruits, man. [01:29:59] What are you talking about? [01:30:01] You're over-feminized fruits. [01:30:02] Don't give me that giant turkey talk. [01:30:04] What do you mean by giant turkey? [01:30:06] You be a racist folk? [01:30:08] What do you mean, Jim Turkey? [01:30:09] Here we go, Genghis. [01:30:11] Pull out the race card again. [01:30:12] Let's go ahead and pull out the race card. [01:30:13] Everybody's got a lot of people. [01:30:14] Pull out the race card. [01:30:15] Hey, yeah, pull it out. [01:30:16] Come on, pull it out. [01:30:17] I'm pulling it out. [01:30:18] Dog, I'm applying my 11-inch slog and find your ass if you know what I'm saying. [01:30:22] What are you talking about? [01:30:23] Hey, hey, hey, hey, brother, I got a 15-and-a-half-inch John Holmes sausage between my legs that'll probably break your woman in half. [01:30:31] So don't sit over here and talk all that yin-yang there, brother. [01:30:34] You understand that? [01:30:34] Do you understand that, boy? [01:30:35] Just because I'm black, you call me brother now. [01:30:37] That's pretty racist, dog. [01:30:38] That's pretty racist. [01:30:40] Just because I'm black. [01:30:42] I got an accent your ass is saying, brother. [01:30:44] That's racist, man. [01:30:45] Come on now. [01:30:47] Okay, you know what? [01:30:48] Get this Jot Turkey asshole. [01:30:49] Shut up. [01:30:49] Get him out. [01:30:50] Get this Jot Turkey asshole out of here. [01:30:52] I'm sick of this crap. [01:30:54] I'm out of here. [01:30:55] I'm not going to sit over here and continue to put up with this type of ridicule, with this type of besmirching. [01:30:59] I'm not going to sit over here and continue to put up with it, for Christ's sake. [01:31:02] As a matter of fact, lock down that goddamn chat room engineer. [01:31:06] Implement chat room martial law. [01:31:08] You're listening to Ghost on True Capitalist Radio. [01:31:12] True Capitalist Radio. [01:31:16] There you go, my friends. [01:31:18] All right, the Ghostie Award goes to Equestrian Citizen. [01:31:23] That's right, Best Black Guy 2011. [01:31:26] And let me tell you something right now. [01:31:29] That was some serious business. [01:31:30] I mean, we had to go through a lot of black people to come up with that synopsis. [01:31:35] All right, but you heard it. [01:31:36] All right? [01:31:38] You heard it. [01:31:39] So without any further ado, we actually have Equestrian Citizen on the horn to accept his award for Best Black Guy 2011. [01:31:47] He wants to give a speech about his Ghostie Award. [01:31:50] Equestrian Citizen, go right ahead. [01:31:52] The stage is yours, sir. [01:31:54] Yeah, man. [01:31:55] How's it going? [01:31:56] How's it going? [01:31:57] It's going pretty good. [01:31:58] Look, I got to say, man, at first, when I first started calling in, I was just, you know, I just thought that this show was all racist. [01:32:07] But then, you know, after a while, I called in, and then, like, you know, the whole racism thing, it kind of toned down. [01:32:13] And so I'm rather happy that, you know, that I can actually accept this award on behalf of, you know, of all the African-American. [01:32:21] Oh, hold on. [01:32:21] My microquality just got missed up. [01:32:23] Sorry about that. [01:32:24] On behalf of all the Americans, the African-Americans, the bronies. [01:32:28] And shout out to a little group of internet folks. [01:32:32] They called the Equestrian Sector 2 or something like that. [01:32:35] Sorry, Equestria Sector Zero. [01:32:37] And they actually helped my ass out. [01:32:39] So shout out to all of them. [01:32:41] And just before I come off, just call a 213, man. [01:32:46] He's my nigga. [01:32:46] And I got to say for sure, man, if you don't give him an honorable mention, man, Ghost, I'm going to find your ass. [01:32:53] His ass deserves an audible mention, man. [01:32:55] Well, you know what? [01:32:57] You know, Ghetto Capitalist gets what he gets. [01:32:59] All right? [01:33:00] That's what he gets. [01:33:00] He gets what he gets. [01:33:02] But anyway, that was Equestrian Citizen Ghosty Award 2011. [01:33:07] Best Black Guy. [01:33:08] Much props to the Equestrian Citizen, even though he's a black brony. [01:33:12] Anyway, let's continue going, shall we? [01:33:15] The next person or the next award is Best Brony. [01:33:20] Now, let me tell you something. [01:33:22] This is an unfortunate award that I couldn't find a winner for because, believe it or not, most of the bronies that listen to the broadcast don't actually call up the show, nor do they, you know, listen into the broadcast. [01:33:37] All right. [01:33:37] So I had to make pretty much a synopsis on who would be the best Brony, given the fact, you know, people posting YouTube videos, people posting things on the internet, forum posts, so on and so forth. [01:33:53] So I actually had to, you know, do some painstaking research. [01:33:57] All right? [01:33:59] Painstaking research for Best Brony. [01:34:03] And, you know, the only person that I could actually come up with, believe it or not, and believe it or not, I don't know if this person still is a Brony. [01:34:14] I don't know whether he's still down with Bronies or whatever the case might be. [01:34:19] But I'm talking about Celtic Brony. [01:34:21] All right, that's right. [01:34:23] I'm talking about Celtic Brony as Best Brony 2011. [01:34:28] Now, let me explain why. [01:34:30] I'm not a particular big fan of Celtic Brony. [01:34:32] All right. === Celtic Brony Wins Best Meme (03:33) === [01:34:33] I mean, you know, this guy, you know, with all due respect, is a little bit of a pimple on my ass, you know, that just kind of won't go away. [01:34:39] But he does go in and beyond as it relates to going out and making remixes. [01:34:46] Moreover, he's actually, at one point in time, was down for bronies. [01:34:50] I mean, this guy was, you know, a definite down for the brony cause individual. [01:34:58] And I don't know what happened. [01:34:59] I know that the Niggious Crook Force got a hold of him, and now I don't know, he's the faceless enemy. [01:35:06] You know, I don't know. [01:35:07] I don't know what's happening. [01:35:08] But, you know, Brony of the Year 2011. [01:35:12] I'm talking about Celtic Brony. [01:35:14] All right. [01:35:15] That's the Brony of the Year. [01:35:17] And I don't know if he's there to accept an award. [01:35:19] If he is, well, you know, let me know what's going on. [01:35:22] All right. [01:35:23] Let's go to the next award. [01:35:24] All right. [01:35:25] The next award, folks, is most memorable meme of the year. [01:35:32] All right. [01:35:32] Now, this is pretty much of a no-brainer. [01:35:36] All right. [01:35:36] This is pretty much of a no-brainer, in my personal opinion, because I know there's a lot of people that were voting. [01:35:47] But in my personal opinion, I don't think that was the meme of the year. [01:35:51] All right? [01:35:52] And I know there's people that are out here saying, all right, so they think that that's supposed to be the meme of the year. [01:36:00] No, It's going to be the meme that started it all, that brought all the troll terrorists and all the listeners to True Capitalist Radio. [01:36:10] And I'm talking about none other than Melting Pot of Friendship, baby. [01:36:15] Melting Pot of Friendship, the best meme of 2011 relating to the True Capitalist Radio broadcast. [01:36:23] And of course, the person that created that best meme is myself. [01:36:30] So let me go ahead and accept this award, shall I? [01:36:33] Let me go ahead and accept this award. [01:36:35] The reason that I picked Melting Pot of Friendship is because there are a tremendous amount of remixes relating to Melting Pot of Friendship. [01:36:44] Moreover, it's on the Urban Dictionary. [01:36:47] It was the first meme to hit the Urban Dictionary. [01:36:49] Moreover, it was the first meme to hit knowyourmeme.com. [01:36:54] And it has resonated. [01:36:55] It has continued on throughout. [01:36:58] And without any further ado, Melting Pot of Friendship. [01:37:03] Melting Pot of Friendship. [01:37:04] And I want to thank myself for being open as it relates to friendship. [01:37:10] I happen to have a whole bunch of friends that happen to be black. [01:37:14] I happen to have a whole bunch of friends that happen to be Mexican. [01:37:18] I happen to have a whole bunch of friends that happen to be Mick, Lime, Camel Jockey. [01:37:25] I can go on and on. [01:37:26] I mean, I am an open-ended person. [01:37:28] I am a man of the people. [01:37:30] I am a melting pot of friendship. [01:37:32] And that particular meme is the Ghosties Award 2011 for Best Meme of the Year. [01:37:39] Anyway, without any further ado, folks, let's just go ahead and continue on with the Ghosties Award Show. [01:37:47] This is a New Year's Eve edition, baby. [01:37:49] I can't believe it's New Year's Eve. [01:37:51] You know, I can't believe it's New Year's Eve. [01:37:55] I believe, believe it or not, Happy New Year to my fellow brethren across the pond. [01:38:00] I know they are celebrating the new year in Europe. [01:38:03] Cheers to all the European brethren out there. === Giving Negativity On New Years Eve (15:26) === [01:38:06] Happy New Year. [01:38:09] Much props. [01:38:10] Let me go ahead and take some, let me take a little sip of this Johnny Walker blue label for all the brethren across the pond that are out there in Europe that are celebrating the new year, that are taking cheap shots of hooch and eating fish and chips. [01:38:24] Happy New Year. [01:38:26] Goodbye, 2011. [01:38:28] Hello, 2012, baby. [01:38:31] Happy New Year. [01:38:34] Pretty good stuff, man. [01:38:35] Pretty good stuff. [01:38:36] Cheers to everybody out there who's celebrating right here right now. [01:38:40] All right. [01:38:41] Let me continue going, shall we? [01:38:43] Where are we at, Engineer? [01:38:45] Good day. [01:38:46] Shut up. [01:38:49] All right. [01:38:50] Now we're at the point where we're going to give some negativity relating to this particular broadcast. [01:38:58] Kereskun, I'm just joking with you, all right? [01:39:00] I know you're a Hungarian. [01:39:02] You don't have to take it to heart, all right? [01:39:03] It was just a joke. [01:39:04] This guy's upset that I called him an Asian. [01:39:07] I'm authoric kidding. [01:39:08] I'm authoritative. [01:39:11] Anyway, we got, who else we got going on? [01:39:14] Oh, yeah, that's right. [01:39:14] The worst true capitalist radio character of the year. [01:39:19] All right? [01:39:21] That's what we're awarding. [01:39:22] The worst, you know, the most pathetic, disgusting, disgusting, pathetic, useless, you know, character of the year. [01:39:33] All right? [01:39:34] The most useless. [01:39:36] And I want to give it to that idiot Russian that calls up all the time. [01:39:41] Hey, Comrade, what are you doing? [01:39:44] Shut up. [01:39:47] Jesus Christ. [01:39:48] Every time. [01:39:49] Hey, Comrade. [01:39:52] You are the worst character of the year, all right? [01:39:55] For 2011. [01:39:57] The worst true capitalist radio character for 2011. [01:40:02] And I hope that you're proud of yourself. [01:40:03] As a matter of fact, do we have him on the horn by any chance? [01:40:06] Are you on the horn, Nikolai? [01:40:08] I mean, Jesus Christ. [01:40:10] I mean, you are the worst true capitalist character of the year. [01:40:14] And I want to know if you are actually on the horn, you know, listening in. [01:40:19] All right? [01:40:20] If you're listening in and you want to accept your award for worst true capitalist radio character, I guess not. [01:40:26] Anyway, let's move on. [01:40:27] All right. [01:40:28] That's not you, Dylan. [01:40:30] All right. [01:40:30] You just finished saying you were somebody else in private chat, you sick son of a bitch. [01:40:34] Stop trolling. [01:40:37] Stop trolling. [01:40:40] Jesus Christ. [01:40:41] Who else do we got going on here? [01:40:44] Once again, worst true capitalist character, none other than Nikolai, that stupid cockeyed Russian, mouth-breathing piece of crap that calls up, Comrade. [01:40:56] Yeah, shut up. [01:41:00] Anyway, let's move on to the next subject, shall we? [01:41:03] The next award. [01:41:04] That's right. [01:41:05] Now we are at the TCR fan of the year. [01:41:11] That's right, the true capitalist radio fan of the year. [01:41:16] And this was, man, this was a definite, a tough situation. [01:41:20] All right. [01:41:21] I mean, this was a tough situation. [01:41:24] And let me tell you, I really don't know what to say. [01:41:31] I really didn't know who to choose as the biggest true capitalist radio broadcast fan of the year. [01:41:37] There's a lot of them out there, believe me, there's a lot of them. [01:41:43] But before I name that, let's go ahead and bring in, let me see, is that person on the line here? [01:41:49] Let me see if that person's on the line. [01:41:50] If he's on the line, well, then we'll go ahead and we'll call on him. [01:41:54] If not, well, no, I guess not. [01:41:56] I guess he's not on the line. [01:41:58] But this particular award, you know, this award for best, where the hell am I? [01:42:05] Where am I at, engineer? [01:42:06] God damn it. [01:42:07] The guy! [01:42:09] The fan of the year. [01:42:11] All right? [01:42:13] And in my personal opinion, folks, I have to boil it down to somebody that has gone beyond, gone above and beyond as it relates to a fan. [01:42:25] I mean, this person dedicates a lot of their own personal time, their own personal energy into, you know, the True Capitalist Radio broadcast. [01:42:34] They put a lot of effort into organizing the True Capitalist Radio broadcast, has made somewhat of a fan base as it relates to the True Capitalist Radio broadcast. [01:42:47] And in my personal opinion, folks, I have to give it to the man who is in charge of possibly 60 to 70 percent of you people being here. [01:42:58] And I'm talking about Dark Razors. [01:43:01] That's right, Dark Razors, man. [01:43:04] I mean, this guy's running the melting pot of friendship Facebook page. [01:43:09] This man is, you know, going out and, you know, basically cutting, not splicing, but cutting a lot of the clips of every show, the highlights of every show. [01:43:21] This man goes out and above and beyond as it relates to as it relates to the show, man. [01:43:27] I mean, really big time. [01:43:29] I do want to give some honorable mentions here because there are some honorable mentions to be had. [01:43:34] I want to definitely give a shout out to Gasgara as an honorable mention as fan of the year because, you know, Gasgara, he's not a tree, all right? [01:43:44] No, he's not a tree. [01:43:46] This man is a capitalist from the word go. [01:43:49] He's down with True Capitalist Radio. [01:43:51] He's down with Ghost. [01:43:53] And he definitely needs some representation. [01:43:55] He definitely needs some props. [01:43:57] So Gasgara is not a tree. [01:44:00] He is an honorable mention for Fan of the Year, Gasgara. [01:44:04] One more I also want to mention is Suspicious Tumbleweed, who obviously made that great video relating to Pimp and her merch, you know, going out there and showing off the merchandise of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast, being a proud capitalist, so suspicious Tumbleweed. [01:44:24] And of course, I also want to give a shout out to Meteor Junkie, who took the time out and actually made a True Capitalist Radio Doom modification. [01:44:37] That's right, Doom Modification. [01:44:40] This man, you know, actually goes out of his way to kind of rearrange the Doom, old school Doom game and make it more like a True Capitalist Radio versus Bronies game. [01:44:52] So Meteorid Junkie. [01:44:54] All right? [01:44:55] Meteoroid Junkie. [01:44:56] Excuse me. [01:44:57] My bad. [01:44:58] I'm sorry. [01:44:59] I'm tipsy here. [01:45:00] I'm tipsy. [01:45:02] All right. [01:45:03] Excuse me. [01:45:04] Jesus Christ. [01:45:08] And last but not least, I definitely want to give props to the guy, 1337, the guy who, you know, you don't necessarily hear him on this show. [01:45:21] He's usually somebody in the chat room specifically. [01:45:26] So, you know, another honorable mention going out to the guy, 1337. [01:45:32] Much props, the guy. [01:45:35] But anyway, who won this award? [01:45:37] Once again, Dark Razors, the winner of the Ghostie Award for best true capitalist radio fan, Dark Razors. [01:45:46] Anyway, I don't know if Dark Razors actually wants to say anything. [01:45:49] He probably doesn't, but keep in mind, you did win the True Capitalist Radio Fan of the Year Ghostie Award. [01:45:58] So keep that under your pillow at night because you're going places, all right? [01:46:03] You're going places. [01:46:05] Anyway, folks, we're getting down to the nitty-gritty here. [01:46:08] Now it's the time where everybody wants to hear. [01:46:11] I mean, everybody wants to hear the troll of the year. [01:46:17] That's right. [01:46:18] They want to hear the ghostie of the troll of the year for True Capitalist Radio, for Christ's sake. [01:46:25] Now, I know that we're having a lot of people overloaded in their cachets as it relates to this chat room. [01:46:32] And, you know, they're kind of, you know, getting, they're crashing their browsers and so on and so forth. [01:46:38] So I'm going to let them continue to come back. [01:46:41] I'm going to wait for just one second. [01:46:43] All right. [01:46:44] I'm going to wait for everybody to come back. [01:46:46] All right. [01:46:46] And when everybody comes back, we are going to go right in to the troll of the year. [01:46:54] All right? [01:46:54] The troll of the year. [01:46:56] So before we get into all that, let's go ahead and take a break here. [01:47:00] Let's go ahead and take a break for a second, for Christ's sake, because I think I need to go ahead and get that bottle of champagne. [01:47:08] And moreover, I also want to, you know, take a freaking break. [01:47:13] All right? [01:47:15] I mean, come on. [01:47:18] Anyway, folks, I guess I'm going to go ahead and replay Alex S, The Melting Pot of Alcohol. [01:47:25] No, everybody's already heard that. [01:47:27] But you know what? [01:47:28] Listen to it again because it's a good remix. [01:47:30] And it's remix of the year for Christ's sake. [01:47:32] After this, we're going to nominate, or actually, we're going to say the troll of the year for 2011 Ghostie Award. [01:47:39] So don't go away. [01:47:41] Stay right here. [01:47:42] All right? [01:47:43] Stay right here. [01:47:44] I'm going to go get the goddamn champagne on ice. [01:47:47] Don't go anywhere. [01:47:48] Let's go ahead and put on Alex X. Alex S, excuse me, featuring yours truly, Melting Pot of Alcohol one more time. [01:47:56] 2011 Ghosties Award winner for best remix, Alex X. Go ahead, then. [01:48:02] Jesus Christ. [01:48:07] Oh, Jesus Christ. [01:48:09] Jesus Christ. [01:48:14] Shut up, your ass. [01:48:15] Jesus Christ. [01:48:20] Oh, Jesus Christ. [01:48:22] Jesus Christ. [01:48:27] Oh, Jesus Christ. [01:48:33] Sitting here playing True Capitalist Radio broadcast. [01:48:36] All right? [01:48:38] So let me go ahead and start it and let's start it. [01:48:41] Right now. [01:48:42] I am your host, the man they call ghosts. [01:48:45] Under goddamn race. [01:48:46] I'm a goddamn piece of crap. [01:48:49] I am your host, the man they call ghosts. [01:48:52] Fat fruity bastard. [01:48:55] I am your host, the man they call ghosts. [01:48:58] Under goddamn race, I am your host, the man they call ghosts. [01:49:11] I've been telling everybody who's listening to my broadcast to spread that around the internet throughout the world. [01:49:19] From True Capitalist Radio, it's a belted... [01:50:31] I shouldn't even be giving you ass the clip like I'm doing this crap. [01:50:34] I shouldn't even be giving it. [01:50:36] Forget it. [01:50:42] No. [01:50:43] No. [01:50:44] I am your host, the man they call ghosts. [01:50:46] I'm the goddamn racing. [01:50:48] I'm a goddamn piece of crap. [01:50:50] I am your host, the man they call ghost. [01:50:57] I am your host, the man they call ghost. [01:51:00] I'm the goddamn racing. [01:51:02] I'm a goddamn piece of crap. [01:51:04] I am your host, the man, yeah. [01:51:26] you can get good, let me get it again, yeah, three point seven, three point seven three point seven, yeah, yeah. [01:51:54] Yeah, good point, seven, eight, kill it again. [01:52:02] Yeah, you make it good, yeah, it can go. [01:52:27] logo [01:53:07] Yeah, you can, yeah, fuck you, you can't let it, yeah, yeah, yeah, Black man and a white man in town. === Can You Handle This Troll (07:03) === [01:53:33] He's got trouble. [01:53:38] Getting in his way, he's gonna cut you down. [01:53:41] Take it over. [01:53:44] You can ride. [01:53:46] Keep his shoes. [01:53:48] Don't take nothing from my body. [01:53:51] Oh, he's bad. [01:53:54] Bad. [01:53:55] Scared of nothing. [01:53:57] Yeah. [01:53:58] He's so bad. [01:54:00] They call him boss. [01:54:02] He's a boss. [01:54:04] Called nigga. [01:54:06] He's so bad. [01:54:08] They call him boss. [01:54:09] He's a boss. [01:54:12] Nigga. [01:54:37] They call him boss. [01:54:38] They call him boss. [01:54:40] Boss nigga. [01:54:42] God damn it, engineer. [01:54:44] Shut up, they call it. [01:54:45] Shut up. [01:54:45] Shut off now, goddammit. [01:54:47] Shut up. [01:54:51] God damn it, man. [01:54:53] I'm sitting over here. [01:54:54] I'm trying to put the goddamn champagne on ice. [01:54:56] It's not cold enough, for Christ's sake. [01:54:58] I'm sitting over here putting freaking ice in a bucket. [01:55:01] And here you are. [01:55:02] You're taking over the show again, for Christ's sake, man. [01:55:04] Don't you understand? [01:55:05] This is the ghosties. [01:55:07] This is the award show for Christ's sake. [01:55:09] God damn it. [01:55:18] Dumb target. [01:55:19] You're lucky this is the new year. [01:55:20] You're lucky this is New Year's Eve. [01:55:24] Stupid idiot. [01:55:25] God damn it. [01:55:25] You understand that? [01:55:29] Jesus Christ. [01:55:30] Anyway, folks, my apologies once again for this asshole, the engineer, for Christ's sake, taking over the show. [01:55:39] And, you know, let me be honest with you, all right? [01:55:41] The engineer is a little slow, all right, for lack of a better term, all right? [01:55:46] And for you idiots to be egging him on, saying, hey, engineer, take over the show, it's not only completely disrespectful to me, but you shouldn't be participating and taking advantage of somebody that doesn't, that isn't playing with a full deck, if you understand what I'm saying. [01:56:03] A couple of cans short of a six-pack just to be nice to this person. [01:56:07] You understand? [01:56:08] A couple of tamales away from a dozen is the freaking engineer. [01:56:12] All right. [01:56:13] I'm trying to be nice. [01:56:14] All right. [01:56:15] I'm trying to be nice. [01:56:19] Jesus Christ. [01:56:20] Anyway, we are. [01:56:22] Where are we at? [01:56:22] Where are we at, Engineer? [01:56:23] Posey Schindler taking over the show. [01:56:26] Where are we at? [01:56:32] Oh, yeah, that's right. [01:56:34] We're talking about troll of the year for True Capitalist Radio, folks. [01:56:39] Let me tell you, there's a lot of you troll terrorists out here, right? [01:56:43] There's a lot of you damn cyber vermin who call up on a consistent basis and give my life a living hell and besmirch the integrity of my show. [01:56:52] There's a lot of you people that go out there and continue to agitate my broadcast and piss me off, man. [01:56:58] And you take joy in it. [01:57:00] That's what's unfortunate. [01:57:01] You take joy in it. [01:57:02] You're laughing about it for Christ's sake. [01:57:04] You think it's funny? [01:57:06] You think it's amusing? [01:57:07] I don't. [01:57:08] All right? [01:57:09] I don't think it's amusing. [01:57:10] I think it's upsetting and it pisses me off to say the least. [01:57:15] Do you understand that? [01:57:17] But since this is the ghosties, all right, since this is the ghosties, and we are commemorating the effort and energy put forth by these troll terrorists and cyber vermin, we do have to pick a winner for troll of the year 2011. [01:57:36] All right, now I can't reiterate how difficult this was. [01:57:40] All right, now I know that I've been naming a lot of ghostie awards here on this special New Year's Eve edition, and there's been a lot of jerk dicks in the chat room flapping their Dorito-stained fingers on the keyboard talking about, oh, it's not fair. [01:57:54] This is fixed. [01:57:57] It's fixed. [01:58:04] If you think it's fixed, you know, shove it up, your goddamn clogged up pooper, all right? [01:58:09] Because it's not, all right? [01:58:10] I went through painstaking work going through all the 9,000 YouTube videos that are on YouTube trying to figure out the troll of the year. [01:58:21] Because I know that this particular award is real near and dear for you freaking troll terrorists. [01:58:27] It's real near and dear for you goddamn ass clowns. [01:58:32] So, without any further ado, folks, let's go ahead and name the troll of the year 2011 for True Capitalist Radio. [01:58:42] All right? [01:58:43] Now, this is a troll that's been around since the beginning of True Capitalist Radio. [01:58:49] An individual who calls up on a consistent basis and definitely pisses me the hell off. [01:58:55] I'm talking about somebody who just can't take a freaking hint. [01:58:59] Somebody who actually believes that I am their friend for some odd freaking reason. [01:59:05] All right? [01:59:07] So, without any further ado, I'm going to go ahead and let the engineer. [01:59:10] Can you handle this, engineer? [01:59:11] Can you name the troll of the year, please? [01:59:13] Can you handle this? [01:59:16] Well, go ahead and name the troll of the year. [01:59:18] Not only that, give some prelude, all right? [01:59:20] Give some prelude for Christ's sake. [01:59:23] Listeners that are listening in out here instead of playing a bunch of racist music, you stupid tard. [02:00:05] Oh, my God, everybody heard it. [02:00:07] You heard it right here, live. [02:00:09] 2011 Ghosty Troll of the Year goes to. [02:00:14] You got it queued up, engineer. [02:00:15] We're going to go ahead and play a clip of that winner, and we're going to play it right now. [02:00:20] And realize that they've got to get their hacks together, or they're going to throw the economic integrity of America out of whack. [02:00:27] And I want to hear from you. [02:00:28] What do you got to say about this? [02:00:28] 646-652-4869. [02:00:31] Let's take some more calls here. [02:00:33] Area code 213, you're on the air. === 2011 Ghosty Troll Of The Year (05:36) === [02:00:36] Ghost, baby, I'm glad to see that you're back. [02:00:38] I thought you were in trouble. [02:00:40] I thought you might have got hurt or something. [02:00:42] Oh, Jesus Christ, that's you again. [02:00:44] Great guy. [02:00:46] I'm fine. [02:00:46] Thanks for noticing. [02:00:48] Yeah. [02:00:49] Yeah, it's good. [02:00:50] I mean, you even started your show off by hating on Barack Obama, but it was just good to hear your voice, baby. [02:00:55] I ain't even going to get at you about that today. [02:00:58] Well, wait a minute. [02:00:58] Hold on. [02:00:59] The reason is not necessarily favorable to our president is because he's gotten it all wrong. [02:01:04] He can't even get these idiots in Washington in line to increase a simple death ceiling increase, for Christ's sake. [02:01:11] I mean, he has no power whatsoever, no clout. [02:01:14] I mean, even though he can bamboozle, you know, uh, ignorant simpletons like you that collect uh government entitlements doesn't mean that he can uh bamboozle the rest of the common sense uh America out here. [02:01:26] And stop joking this goddamn kid. [02:01:28] I mean, when does that camera stop crying? [02:01:33] Well, everybody's entitled to their own opinion, ghosts. [02:01:35] I understand you have an unfavorable uh view of Barack Obama, but uh I wanted to tell you about this scheme I've been doing, how I've been capitalizing uh lately, baby. [02:01:44] I might be able to get off welfare with the money I'm making, ghosts. [02:01:47] What are you talking about? [02:01:49] What scheme are you talking? [02:01:50] What the hell are you talking about? [02:01:52] Let me tell you something. [02:01:53] This is a good scheme, ghost. [02:01:54] Look, me and Pookie, uh, last week we were getting high. [02:01:57] We seen this show on TV called Extreme Couponers, right? [02:02:00] And I watched that show ghost, and a light bulb went off of my head, ghost. [02:02:04] So, me and Pookie, we've been clipping coupons, you know, just trying to save some money. [02:02:08] You know, we clip these manufacturers' coupons, we double up on them coupons, baby, we get like two tapes free. [02:02:14] Well, pretty much what me and Pookie doing now. [02:02:16] We're going around, we're getting, you know, all that free stuff with these coupons, and we're bringing it back to the hood, baby. [02:02:21] And we're selling that shit for dirt cheap, ghost, and I'm making me some money, baby. [02:02:26] Wait, wait, wait, what? [02:02:27] You're selling, you know, goods that you're getting from extreme couponing in the hood? [02:02:31] How are you selling it? [02:02:32] Are they paying you American money? [02:02:34] I mean, the most people have food cars and crap. [02:02:38] Well, yeah, baby, but I mean, we, you know, we can get around all that. [02:02:41] You know, we trade food, food stamp points all the time for weed and shit, ghost. [02:02:46] That's easy to get around. [02:02:47] That's easy to get around. [02:02:51] What the hell are you talking about? [02:02:55] Baby, yeah, food stamp cars are just as good as money, baby. [02:02:59] That's money, ghosts. [02:03:02] So you mean to tell me that you could actually trade your food points with another, you know, despicable, disgusting entitlement recipient loser? [02:03:10] Yeah, baby. [02:03:11] It was pretty much like, say you want $100 worth of marijuana for the month. [02:03:17] You know, you just spend your food card down to $100, and you hand the rest to somebody for some weed, ghosts. [02:03:24] Everybody knows how to do that. [02:03:26] That's beginner genocapitalism right there, baby. [02:03:28] That's beginner sucks. [02:03:30] Son of a bitch. [02:03:30] Get this six-son of niggas. [02:03:32] Get him off my show and get him off now. [02:03:36] I'm not going to sit here and allow the tens of thousands of capitalists that are listening to me throughout the world to listen to this ridiculous, disgusting, poverty-infested malarkey. [02:03:50] I refuse to let the tens of thousands of capitalists listen to this crap. [02:03:56] And why? [02:03:56] Why does this stupid loser continue to call me up? [02:03:59] I have no freaking idea. [02:04:02] Gloating about his ridiculous exploits of the entitlement system like he's some kind of a goddamn capitalist or something for Christ's sake. [02:04:11] But this is all these people are. [02:04:14] This is where all these disgusting, despicable human beings are nowadays, for Christ's sake. [02:04:19] They have no integrity. [02:04:20] They have no pride for Christ's sake. [02:04:25] I mean, no integrity, no pride. [02:04:28] That's a recipe for disaster, for Christ's sake. [02:04:31] And I don't like the implications for this country. [02:04:35] Jesus Christ, give me a goddamn drink. [02:04:37] Give me a drink for Christ's sake. [02:04:40] Jeez. [02:04:53] Let me just calm down here. [02:04:54] We're supposed to be talking about these scumbags in Washington raising this debt ceiling. [02:04:59] And, of course, we got sidetracked by this asshole that calls me up with that ridiculous crying kid in the background. [02:05:05] I mean, I feel sorry for that kid. [02:05:27] You're listening to Ghost. [02:05:30] True Capitalist Radio. [02:05:33] There it is, my friends. [02:05:35] There it is. [02:05:36] Troll of the Year 2011 Ghosty goes to none other than the ghetto capitalist himself. [02:05:46] That's right. [02:05:47] The man that's always calling up with a freaking crying baby in the background, for Christ's sake. [02:05:53] Always trying to justify his disgusting, despicable mooching by saying, You're not understanding, baby, my kids. [02:06:01] My kids. [02:06:02] The reason I'm conducting myself in ghetto capitalism, baby, because of my kids, baby. [02:06:07] My kids. [02:06:08] You're not necessarily understanding, baby. [02:06:11] My kids. === Ghetto Capitalist Takes The Award (02:49) === [02:06:13] But anyway, I don't see, believe it or not, ghetto capitalist here on the horn. [02:06:18] I don't see him in the dancium engineer. [02:06:28] I don't see him at all. [02:06:30] And it's a shame. [02:06:31] I'm pretty sure he's out there with Pookie, you know, probably getting to some kind of nefarious urban hood-like activity. [02:06:40] But let me tell you, I am going to accept this award on Ghetto Capitalist behalf. [02:06:47] And the reason that I chose him, folks, is because he's a memorable character. [02:06:51] This is a guy who always calls in. [02:06:53] He always has some kind of a story. [02:06:55] He always has, you know, some kind of opinion based upon ghetto capitalist tactics. [02:07:03] So he's always, you know, he's always a memorable character, to say the least. [02:07:09] So Ghetto Capitalist, Troll of the Year, Ghostie Award, 2011. [02:07:15] Let everybody know for Christ's sake. [02:07:16] Let it be known throughout the world. [02:07:20] Anyway, believe it or not, we actually have the Trans Testicle of the Year that we named earlier, the Ghostie Award for Trans Testicle of the Year, Note Party, aka Tricia. [02:07:31] Is that you on the horn? [02:07:33] Yes, it is Ghost. [02:07:35] Hey, there she is. [02:07:36] There's the Trans Testicle of the Hour. [02:07:39] How's it going, Tricia? [02:07:41] You won the Trans Testicle of the Year 2011 Ghostie. [02:07:44] What do you got to say about it? [02:07:46] Well, I was walking outside when this happened, and usually I do this when I'm sitting down. [02:07:51] But honestly, I creamed my pants when I heard it. [02:07:54] I was like, yes, yes, yes. [02:07:58] So, anyway, Miss Tumbleweed is here. [02:08:03] And what happened a few days ago was you guys probably don't know this, but Miss Tumbleweed is a bodybuilder, and she had a pretty pretty severe void rage. [02:08:15] And she has these mystical powers like that black guy did in the Green Miles starring Tom Hanks. [02:08:21] And she brought me back to life. [02:08:23] And no, she's note. [02:08:24] She's not Note Party. [02:08:26] So, suspicious Tumbleweed is not Note Party. [02:08:30] You are not Suspicious Tumbleweed. [02:08:33] No, Miss Tumbleweed, can you do you have anything to say? [02:08:37] What? [02:08:38] You have anything to say? [02:08:40] How am I going to say anything? [02:08:43] I don't know. [02:08:44] How about you two talk at the same time? [02:08:47] Blah, Oh. [02:08:49] Oh. [02:08:50] Oh, my God. [02:08:51] No, but what the fish. [02:08:53] All right. [02:08:54] All right. [02:08:55] That's good enough. [02:08:55] Okay. [02:08:56] We have finally established that suspicious Tumbleweed is not Note Party. === Popping A Bottle Straight Up (02:58) === [02:09:02] So we can at least get that. [02:09:04] All right. [02:09:05] Now, do you want to say anything to the fans out there, Note Party? [02:09:09] Because there was a lot of people out there that voted you as Trans-Testicle of the Year. [02:09:13] Well, I just got to say that thank you. [02:09:16] I mean, there's a lot of people who strangely enough propose to me, but I have to say to you guys that my heart is with Dark Razors. [02:09:24] And unfortunately, he can't be on the phone tonight. [02:09:27] Oh, my God. [02:09:28] Are you kidding me? [02:09:29] There's actually people proposing to your trans-testicle ass, and you're dedicating your trans-testicle slong head or your little hairy boys to dark razors. [02:09:38] Are you shitting me? [02:09:40] Yes. [02:09:41] You know, as soon as he proposes to me, I'm going to accept. [02:09:46] Oh, my God. [02:09:47] That's enough. [02:09:47] Get this. [02:09:48] Get him off for Christ's sake. [02:09:50] This is getting sick for Christ's sake. [02:09:52] This is getting sick, disgusting, homosexual, fruity for Christ's sake. [02:09:56] And it's New Year's Eve, man. [02:09:59] We can't be getting this fruity on this broadcast on New Year's Eve. [02:10:03] And speaking of New Year's Eve, let's go ahead and pop a bottle. [02:10:06] How about that? [02:10:07] How about that? [02:10:08] Let's go ahead and pop a bottle of Moet for Christ's sake. [02:10:10] Let me go ahead and do that bottle, engineer. [02:10:15] All right, this is what we're going to do. [02:10:16] We're going to pop some bottles here for New Year's, baby. [02:10:19] Goodbye, 2011. [02:10:22] Hello, 2012, baby. [02:10:26] Goodbye to Romance. [02:10:30] Yeah, yeah. [02:10:32] Goodbye, two friends. [02:10:35] Whatever the hell he says. [02:10:36] Anyway, let's go ahead and pop this bottle. [02:10:38] Here we go. [02:10:38] Happy New Year to everybody who listens to True Capitalist Radio. [02:10:43] Popping this bottle of Moet is for you. [02:10:45] Let's pop it now, baby. [02:10:46] Let's pop it. [02:10:47] Popping bottles, baby. [02:10:50] Oh, yeah. [02:10:54] Woo! [02:10:55] Oh, my God. [02:10:56] And you know me, folks. [02:10:58] You know me. [02:10:59] I'm going to sit over here and pop bottles, and I'm not going to put it in no goddamn champagne flute. [02:11:04] I'm sipping it right out of the bottle. [02:11:06] All right? [02:11:08] This bottle of Moet 2004 is mine, baby, and I'm sipping it straight out of the bottle. [02:11:13] As a matter of fact, let me go ahead and chug this crap. [02:11:15] Let me do that. [02:11:19] Oh, some pretty good bubbly, baby. [02:11:24] Happy New Year, baby. [02:11:26] Happy New Year. [02:11:27] You better be drinking some champagne this evening. [02:11:29] Champagne makes you feel so much nice. [02:11:32] I mean, so much more greater. [02:11:33] It makes you feel like a million bucks. [02:11:37] Anyway, let me take one more sip of this champagne. [02:11:38] This is some good stuff, man. [02:11:39] Moet, man. [02:11:40] Great year. [02:11:41] It must be peaking at this point in time. [02:11:43] Let me go ahead and take another swig here. [02:11:54] That's right. [02:11:54] I chugged Moet straight out of the bottle, baby. [02:11:57] What's going on? [02:11:57] You guys, you got a problem? [02:11:59] I'm not an alcoholic, baby. === I Am An Alcoholic Connoisseur (03:29) === [02:12:01] I am a connoisseur. [02:12:02] And let me tell you, as we're going into the 2012 new year, I think you people need to start acknowledging that. [02:12:10] I think you people need to start acknowledging that I am not an alcoholic. [02:12:14] I am a connoisseur. [02:12:16] I'm somebody who basically drinks a lot of different varieties of libations and spirits so that I can get my palate mature as it relates to the variety of different amounts of libations that are out there for consumption. [02:12:31] I'm a connoisseur, all right? [02:12:35] All right, and not only am I a connoisseur with libations, I'm a connoisseur with cigars. [02:12:40] As a matter of fact, right before the new year, I'm going to blaze me up a cigar of Opus X Special Reserve, baby. [02:12:48] All right, I'm going to be blazing that while I'm watching all the festivities happening all over Austin, Texas. [02:12:55] And it's going to be a great time. [02:12:56] I'm telling you this right now. [02:12:57] It's going to be a great goddamn time. [02:12:59] I'm giddy. [02:12:59] I'm giddy, for Christ's sake. [02:13:01] I'm giddy. [02:13:03] Anyway, folks, let's go ahead and go to the last but certainly not least award, the last ghostie. [02:13:11] And folks, this ghostie goes out to Capitalist of the Year. [02:13:16] That's right. [02:13:17] I'm talking about Capitalist of the Year. [02:13:19] I'm talking about somebody that we know that basically has evolved economically. [02:13:24] Somebody that is basically on the capitalist track into generating revenue and obtaining assets. [02:13:34] All right? [02:13:35] Capitalist of the year. [02:13:38] Now, folks, this person that I'm going to nominate for this award is a young man who had been calling this broadcast since the beginning. [02:13:48] I'm talking about a young man who is still in high school, who's probably not here listening right now, but he definitely deserves the props because he's probably working and he's probably working hard. [02:14:00] So without any further ado, folks, I want to go ahead and give the Capitalist of the Year, the Capitalist of the Year Award 2011 to none other than Goku. [02:14:14] That's right, for all you folks that don't know Goku, I think that you need to go back in the archives at blogtalkradio.com slash ghost. [02:14:23] And let me tell you something right now, Goku has evolved from your regular average high school kid to a budding capitalist that not only wants to obtain revenue, which he has a job at this point in time, but moreover, this man is not only, or I should say young man, has not only got a job, but he's saving his capital and he's going out there making sure that he obtains assets as he approaches his 18th birthday. [02:14:49] So much props to Goku out there. [02:14:51] I know he's probably not listening. [02:14:53] I'm sure that he's out there either working or enjoying the festivities of New Year's. [02:14:59] But if anybody happens to know Goku, this who it is right here. [02:15:03] Capitalist of the Year Ghostie 2011 going to none other than Goku for Christ's sake, man. [02:15:11] I'm telling you this right now. [02:15:13] This is great. [02:15:14] This is just great for Christ's sake, man. [02:15:17] Oh, my God. [02:15:18] And it's New Year's Eve. [02:15:20] It's New Year's Eve. [02:15:21] Let's take a couple of callers since it's the end of the Ghosties. [02:15:24] And let's see if people are happy with the outcomes. [02:15:27] Let's see if people have anything to say about the outcomes. === Goku Wins Capitalist Of The Year (07:13) === [02:15:30] So on and so forth. [02:15:31] So without any further ado, let's go ahead and take some callers here. [02:15:34] 646-652-4869. [02:15:37] What do you think about the Ghostie Awards? [02:15:40] Do you have a rebuttal? [02:15:41] I mean, are you somebody that's a little upset? [02:15:44] You know, you're pissing your pants because you're angry. [02:15:47] If you want to give a rebuttal to any of the people that have been nominated and won a Ghostie Award, by all means, give me a call up right now and tell me what you have to say about it. [02:15:56] 646-652-4869 is the number to call here. [02:16:00] Let's go ahead and take some callers. [02:16:02] 336, you're on the horn. [02:16:04] What do you think about the Ghosties? [02:16:06] Yeah, dude, I think they're amazing. [02:16:07] I can't wait for next year, dude. [02:16:09] I love your show. [02:16:10] Keep on going. [02:16:11] Hope you have a good new year, dude. [02:16:13] Hey, man. [02:16:14] I appreciate it. [02:16:14] Happy New Year to yourself, man. [02:16:16] Happy New Year. [02:16:19] Let me tell you something. [02:16:19] Let me go ahead and take another chug of this damn champagne here. [02:16:25] Oh, man. [02:16:26] Some good stuff. [02:16:28] Really good stuff. [02:16:29] You definitely know that I'm going to get me a little inebriated this new year. [02:16:34] I'm definitely going to celebrate 2012 because according to many conspiracy theorists, according to many freak show, far extremist type of alternative media folk, 2012 is supposed to be the end of the world. [02:16:57] The end of the world. [02:17:01] It's the end of the world. [02:17:05] Go ahead and throw on that song, engineers. [02:17:07] It's uh, it's gonna be the end of the world in 2012. [02:17:10] This is cold with end of the world. [02:17:18] There'll be one came around here. [02:17:21] Everyone else got sick. [02:17:23] And watched the clock ticking slow down. [02:17:28] There'll be one new ending. [02:17:31] Comes a pack of shit, and stumbled over their own. [02:17:37] There's a little loud away. [02:17:42] So crippled, so fast on the store today. [02:17:53] Long so happy that it's all. [02:18:02] We'll have some out of the world. [02:18:07] We'll have some out of the world. [02:18:12] We'll have to come down the world. [02:18:24] Hurricane swift and so now. [02:18:28] Now it's cold today. [02:18:33] Long so happy that it's over. [02:18:48] Are you ready? [02:18:58] Are you ready? [02:19:00] Are you ready for this? [02:19:03] Are you ready to get a little hardcore? [02:19:06] Huh? [02:19:07] Are you ready to say? [02:19:08] Bring it on. [02:19:10] Bring on the end for Christ's sake. [02:19:12] Bring on tidal waves and earthquakes and meteors falling from the sky. [02:19:17] We fear nothing because we're hardcore, baby. [02:19:21] That's right, we're hardcore for 2012. [02:19:24] And we fear nothing. [02:19:26] We fear nothing. [02:19:27] I am the hog. [02:19:29] No, no, no, no. [02:19:31] You're hardcore, baby. [02:19:35] Come at us, bro. [02:19:39] We're not a room. [02:19:44] You're ready, my boy. [02:19:46] We're ready. [02:19:47] Come at us. [02:19:48] Come at to the core, to the tickets. [02:19:52] Come and get a taste. [02:20:00] That's right. [02:20:01] What do a bunch of dumbass Mayans go anywhere? [02:20:04] Yeah. [02:20:07] Yeah. [02:20:09] I feel hardcore. [02:20:10] I mean, you're feeling hardcore out there. [02:20:14] Yeah. [02:20:15] Always hotcal. [02:20:17] Yeah. [02:20:21] I'm feeling hardcore, baby. [02:20:24] Yeah. [02:20:26] Come at us, bro. [02:20:28] We're not afraid to go in the mountain. [02:20:30] We're not making a hardcore. [02:20:42] I'm not fearing anything. [02:20:44] Are you afraid? [02:20:45] Are you afraid? [02:20:54] I'm done, don't you free with the winners of the day What does couple of guys say? [02:21:03] You don't shut! [02:21:04] No, we are shooting! [02:21:07] Hey, show me! [02:21:08] 82,000 goals! [02:21:10] We are ready for anything that will be you're hardcore! [02:21:21] A bunch of Mayans show anyway. [02:21:23] That's that, Mayans. [02:21:25] You sacrifice parts to see the sun come up. [02:21:28] What the hell? [02:21:31] But we're hardcore in the way. [02:21:33] We're ready! [02:21:34] Come at us, God! [02:21:35] Come at us, baby! [02:21:45] I'm feeling hardcore, baby! [02:21:59] Yeah! [02:22:02] Yeah! [02:22:03] 2012, baby! [02:22:05] 2012! [02:22:06] Come at us, bro! [02:22:08] Tidal waves, earthquake! [02:22:13] We fear nothing! [02:22:15] We've conquered nature! [02:22:17] We've gone far beyond design, and we fear nothing! [02:22:21] We fear nothing! [02:22:31] I feel hardcore! [02:22:39] All right, shut it off, down here! [02:22:41] Shut it off! [02:22:42] Shut it off! === Fear Nothing And Feel Hardcore (07:37) === [02:22:44] Little bit of scooter there. [02:22:45] As a matter of fact, the first song I was playing, the end of the world, was actually by cold. [02:22:52] The lead singer of that particular band, his name is Scooter. [02:22:56] Also, what's up with Scooter? [02:22:57] What's up with the name Scooter, for Christ's sake? [02:23:00] If that was my name, I'd be dropping it very, very fast, all right? [02:23:05] Jesus Christ, Scooter. [02:23:08] Anyway, I want to hear what people have to say about the Ghosties, for Christ's sake. [02:23:11] Discard Skype. [02:23:12] What do you think about the Ghosties? [02:23:14] I think I should have one or just that, but I can't even understand you, but Happy New Year. [02:23:22] All right, the new. [02:23:23] What about the ghosties? [02:23:27] It's the Asher again. [02:23:29] God damn it, Asher. [02:23:31] What do you want, man? [02:23:32] I already gave you a speech for Christ's sake. [02:23:33] What's your problem, Ashley? [02:23:36] Someone told me to delete System 32, and I can't fix my computer. [02:23:40] Something's wrong with it. [02:23:43] Why don't you give it a bean and cheese or something? [02:23:45] All right, what are you talking about? [02:23:46] There's something wrong with your computer. [02:23:47] What's wrong with it, Ashley? [02:23:49] Someone told me to delete system 32, and they're not going to be able to get it. [02:23:52] What if I was a computer red boy? [02:23:58] Oh, my God. [02:23:59] No. [02:24:01] That's enough. [02:24:02] Somebody must be molesting Ashley over there for Christ's sake. [02:24:05] I mean, but let me tell you, it sounds like about four or five different individuals crowding around the goddamn computer. [02:24:11] I also hear about two or three different babies crying. [02:24:14] Nothing like a typical Mihigano Larasso household, with all due respect to my Larasa brethren. [02:24:20] 818, what do you think about the Ghostie Awards? [02:24:24] Hey, ghost, how's it going? [02:24:26] It's me. [02:24:26] How's it going, man? [02:24:28] The party of today with Nikolai. [02:24:30] Oh, my God. [02:24:31] Dude, we got drunk on the floor. [02:24:34] We were playing Russian Relax. [02:24:36] This guy got shot. [02:24:37] But it was alright. [02:24:39] Shut up. [02:24:40] You sound like you can't even shoot a shot. [02:24:42] You sound like one of those pansy asses that orders a water moccasin at the bar. [02:24:46] Yeah. [02:24:47] That's what you sound like. [02:24:48] You sound like you can't take a shot of some goddamn good whiskey. [02:24:51] You sound like you're taking one of these pussy whip shots like star fuckers and all these little pussy whip, stupid, fritty ass shots. [02:25:00] Yeah, right. [02:25:00] Anyway, 580, what do you think about the ghosties? [02:25:04] That would be Sherman King. [02:25:05] I would be called Mr. Hey, hey, asshole. [02:25:08] Hey, hey, look, we're not doing that on New Year's Eve. [02:25:10] Do you get that? [02:25:11] We just finished the Ghosties. [02:25:12] There's no reason for you to call up and play a goddamn audiophile, you milky liquor. [02:25:17] All right, anyway, we got Mr. Tacos. [02:25:19] Apparently, you've got a rebuttal to say. [02:25:20] Isn't that right, Mr. Tacos? [02:25:22] Yeah, Mr. Ghost. [02:25:23] How do you how can you say Asho's best Mexican? [02:25:25] We all know Ibanazo is best Mexican. [02:25:28] So you're the best Mexican. [02:25:30] Why do you feel that you are best Mexican versus Ashley? [02:25:34] No, I said I'd true king of Mexico. [02:25:40] Now you're an idiot for Christie. [02:25:41] Learn how to spoke in English, all right? [02:25:44] Jesus Christ. [02:25:45] Who else we got going on? [02:25:46] We got 732. [02:25:47] What do you think about the ghosties? [02:25:49] You ever get punched in the fist for talking too much? [02:25:53] So what is this? [02:25:54] Another cockeyed Russian vodka drinking jerk dick or something? [02:25:57] Listen to me. [02:25:59] Well, say what you have to say. [02:26:01] Bitch. [02:26:02] Say what you have to say then. [02:26:05] Do you have my money yet? [02:26:08] Shut up. [02:26:08] All right. [02:26:09] Just shove it up your ass, you potato extract drinking piece of cockeyed looking crap. [02:26:15] 325, what do you think about the ghosties? [02:26:18] Hey, Ghost, it's Remington from Pony News. [02:26:21] And I just want to say I don't agree with your opinions on bronies, but I love the show. [02:26:25] And Happy New Year. [02:26:26] Hey, I appreciate it. [02:26:28] And, you know, with all due respect to the bronies, all right? [02:26:31] I mean, let's not be politically correct about it, all right? [02:26:34] I mean, don't get your garter belts in a bunch. [02:26:37] All right? [02:26:37] It's nothing freaking personal, jerk dicks. [02:26:40] All right, who else do we got going on? [02:26:41] 512, somebody in Austin, Texas. [02:26:43] What's going on? [02:26:45] What's up, nigger? [02:26:48] What? [02:26:49] Hey. [02:26:50] Hey, what's your favorite Mortal Kombat character? [02:26:52] Hey, it's Ashley. [02:26:56] What are you doing with the 512 number, goddamn asshole? [02:26:59] Are you in fucking street or something? [02:27:02] What the hell's the problem? [02:27:03] Jesus Christ, asshole. [02:27:05] How many numbers? [02:27:07] How many numbers did your Mexican Justin Bieber hair have an asshole? [02:27:10] That's a vast batch of asshole. [02:27:12] Hold on. [02:27:12] Hey, get over there. [02:27:14] Yeah. [02:27:15] What's your favorite Mortal Kombat character? [02:27:17] Mortal Comic character. [02:27:18] Shut up. [02:27:18] All right. [02:27:18] Go chew on a rubber tortilla for Christ's sake. [02:27:21] All right? [02:27:22] Anyway, 478, you're on the horn. [02:27:24] What do you think about the ghosties? [02:27:25] Ghost, baby, what's up? [02:27:27] Oh, look who it is. [02:27:28] It's the ghetto capitalist, the ghosties troll of the year 2011. [02:27:33] What's going on there, Ghetto Capitalist? [02:27:34] What do you think about the goddamn award that you got here? [02:27:37] I think it's an honor, Ghost. [02:27:38] I think it's an honor. [02:27:39] And I actually, you know, I prepared a little list of thank yous that I would like to say on the air real quick. [02:27:45] All right, well, go right ahead. [02:27:46] Once again, this is Ghetto Capitalist giving his speech for being troll of the year Ghostie Award 2011. [02:27:54] Go right ahead there, ghetto capitalists, you milky liquor. [02:27:57] First and foremost, Ghost, I got to thank you for teaching me how to flip my EBT card and putting in wise investments and doing your show. [02:28:04] If it wasn't for you, I wouldn't be making so much money. [02:28:08] Secondly, I want to thank the fans. [02:28:10] Third, I want to thank Lyndon B. Johnson for signing the Food Stamp Act in 1964. [02:28:16] And last but not least, the Godfather of Ghetto Capitalism, Nick Salazzo. [02:28:21] In 1939, he was the first person ever to misuse the food stamp program. [02:28:26] And without him, the ghetto capitalist revolution would not exist. [02:28:31] Are you actually serious for Christ's sake? [02:28:33] I mean, you're actually going to give your speech and props in your speech to the first jerk dick in 1939 to be a freaking welfare cheat? [02:28:41] Are you kidding me? [02:28:43] Well, I gave talk to Lyndon B. Johnson, too. [02:28:46] He's the one who signed the Food Stamp Act, Ghost. [02:28:49] You should know that. [02:28:50] Jesus Christ. [02:28:51] Of course I know that for Christ's sake, all right? [02:28:53] I mean, but give me a break, ghetto capitalist. [02:28:56] I mean, you know, shouldn't you be thinking the fans? [02:28:57] You got a lot of fans out there for Christ's sake. [02:28:59] A lot of people that admire your little shtick that you got going on over here. [02:29:03] And here you are dedicating your whole time and energy to some stupid jerk dick in 1939 that was a welfare chief that probably deserved to be thrown in prison. [02:29:10] I don't know what the hell gives, man. [02:29:14] He's the grandfather to ghetto capitalism, ghost. [02:29:17] If it wasn't for him, you know, I wouldn't be doing what I'm doing. [02:29:22] He's an inspiration to all of us in the hood, baby. [02:29:25] Inspiration to all. [02:29:26] And I did thank my fans. [02:29:27] I said that. [02:29:28] That was my third one. [02:29:29] I said thank you to the fans. [02:29:30] I think. [02:29:30] I don't know. [02:29:31] If I didn't, thank you, fans. [02:29:33] Shove it up, your ass, ghetto capitalists, all right? [02:29:36] You don't care about the fans. [02:29:37] You don't care about nothing but your goddamn EBT. [02:29:40] You don't care about nothing but just juice in the system. [02:29:43] That's the only thing you care about there, you milky-licking piece of nipple clamp-loving hot dog up the ass having EBT-collected piece of chicken eating cornboy. [02:29:51] Crap! [02:29:52] That's all you care about. [02:29:53] So don't sit on here and give me this crap. [02:29:55] Oh, I care about the fans, baby. [02:29:57] I care about the fans. [02:29:58] You care about yourself. [02:30:01] Stupid milky liquor. [02:30:03] It's New Year's Eve, and here Ghetto Capitalist is here quoting some stupid jerk dick, the first idiot that actually was a welfare chief. [02:30:10] Isn't that great? [02:30:12] Jesus Christ. [02:30:14] Anyway, let me have another drink of this damn bottle of Moed here. === Last Call Before The Game (14:37) === [02:30:21] Happy New Year, all right? [02:30:23] Happy New Year, and cheers to all the capitalists who listen to me throughout the world. [02:30:29] Happy New Year, Europe! [02:30:30] Happy New Year, Asia! [02:30:32] Happy New Year, North and South America, baby! [02:30:35] Happy New Year, Australia, New Zealand! [02:30:38] Happy New Year! [02:30:42] Woo! [02:30:43] Goodbye, 2011! [02:30:44] Hello, 2012. [02:30:47] And I'm looking forward to this year. [02:30:48] You know, I'm looking forward to making more money, more capital. [02:30:52] I'm hoping to put myself in a completely new class strata like elitism in 2012. [02:31:01] So cheers to all the capitalists that are out there working hard, baby. [02:31:10] Anyway, without any further ado, folks, we've had a great time on this broadcast. [02:31:15] I mean, we had the Ghosty Awards. [02:31:17] We went through a lot of memories, a lot of good times that we've had here. [02:31:22] Now it's time for everybody's favorite part of the broadcast, and I'm talking about radiography. [02:31:31] That's right. [02:31:32] Radio graffiti, where the spectators now become a part of the spectacle, all you have to do is give me a call, 646-652-4869. [02:31:43] And when I call on your Skype name or your area code, you have exactly three to four seconds to say whatever it is that's on your mind. [02:31:51] And by the way, when I call on your Skype name or on your area code, don't be a Helen Keller deaf mute. [02:31:57] Be ready to say whatever the hell it is that you have to say. [02:32:01] And before we get into Radio Graffiti, I would like to give some shout-outs to the people that are out there. [02:32:07] If you want to shout out, go ahead and tweet at me for Christ's sake. [02:32:11] Lock this down, and you lock it down. [02:32:14] All right, tweet at me at Ghost Politics, all right? [02:32:18] All one word, no underscores, baby. [02:32:21] Ghost Politics, and tweet at me with the hashtag Ghosties. [02:32:25] Let me go ahead and put that up here. [02:32:27] Ghosties like this. [02:32:29] All right? [02:32:30] Everybody see that? [02:32:32] Put the hashtag on that tweet at me, and I'm going to give you a damn Twitter shout-out right here, right now, live on the True Capitalist Radio broadcast. [02:32:40] So let's go ahead and get to it. [02:32:41] Got some shout-outs to be had there, engineer. [02:32:50] Happington in the house. [02:32:52] What's going on, Nee Slappington? [02:32:53] I like the videos that you got going on. [02:32:55] We got Sandusky Politics, real funny asshole. [02:32:59] We got Chikorita 85. [02:33:02] We got My Foot Paws. [02:33:04] All right. [02:33:06] We got the Enix Squared. [02:33:08] We got Troll LOL LOL. [02:33:12] Count Dracula 25. [02:33:14] SpongeBobbies for Ghost, for Christ's sake. [02:33:17] We got Dark Razors in the house. [02:33:20] All right, Fan of the Year Dark Razors in the place. [02:33:22] We got Cosmo CB in the house. [02:33:25] Gasgara. [02:33:26] What's going on, Gasgara in the place? [02:33:28] Who else do we got going on for Twitter shout-outs out here? [02:33:31] We got the Nintendo 64. [02:33:33] We've got Taylor Dilly or Dial, however you say that. [02:33:37] My bad if I mispronounced it. [02:33:39] Coffee Waffy in the place. [02:33:41] Suspicious Tumbleweed in the house. [02:33:44] We got Kel Poise in the place. [02:33:46] We got Yellow Smile in the house. [02:33:49] We got Juan GTA 117 in the place. [02:33:53] The Brew Crew99 in the house. [02:33:56] We got Ish Kabibble in the place. [02:33:58] All right. [02:33:59] We've got Pile Driver Dusky. [02:34:01] Oh, you sick son of a bitch. [02:34:02] Stop it with the Duskies. [02:34:04] All right. [02:34:04] We've got NWO Informant. [02:34:06] We've got Desert Rose Radio in the house. [02:34:08] What's going on? [02:34:10] We've got Nikolai Andrevinev or some kind of goddamn comedy name like that. [02:34:14] We got Justin X159 in the house. [02:34:17] We got more less station. [02:34:20] You stupid dumb age. [02:34:22] Screw you, you idiot. [02:34:24] More or less station. [02:34:26] Screw you, you dumbasshole. [02:34:29] Anyway, we got Xara Hawks in the place. [02:34:31] And matter of fact, I want to give a shout out to Xara Hawks because to be completely honest with you, Xara Hawks is kind of like the de facto musician here on True Capitalist Radio. [02:34:41] I mean, he's a guy who actually has talent. [02:34:44] He is our local True Capitalist Radio penist, a man that knows how to play some decent freaking music, Exara Hawks. [02:34:53] So much props to the penist, Exara Hawks himself. [02:34:58] Let's continue going to see if we got any other Twitter shout-outs to be had. [02:35:01] We got the Harebanger in the house. [02:35:02] Honorable Mention member there. [02:35:05] We got Poop Tickler. [02:35:07] The original Poop Tickler. [02:35:09] Are you kidding me? [02:35:09] The original Poop Tickler in the house, for Christ's sake. [02:35:12] What's going on? [02:35:14] We got Sergeant Yoda. [02:35:17] We got, who else do we got? [02:35:18] We got Flamin' Nipple Chop in the house. [02:35:20] We're going on Flamin' Nipple Chop. [02:35:23] We got Alex Jones for Ghost. [02:35:25] Yeah, real funny, you jerk dick. [02:35:27] We got Brony News, who happens to be Trisha, aka Note Party, Flash Testicle of the Year 2011. [02:35:35] Who the hell else do we have? [02:35:36] We got so many people tweeting up, for Christ's sake, for the Ghosties. [02:35:40] Let's continue. [02:35:41] We got the Chiz in the house. [02:35:43] What's going on? [02:35:44] Two ZerDash. [02:35:45] Paradox Expired. [02:35:47] Thanks a lot for the Ghostie Award, by the way. [02:35:50] We've got Kanzian Slime. [02:35:53] We got Turkey Breen. [02:35:55] We got Axeman3315. [02:35:58] We got Phil McCracken. [02:36:00] We got Mr. Milk Soph. [02:36:03] We got, I'm not going to say that, you sick son of a bitch. [02:36:06] Who else do we got going on? [02:36:08] A couple of more, engineer. [02:36:12] We got Top Badge in the place. [02:36:14] We got Pony Poop Tickler. [02:36:16] Capitalist Gimp Jimmy Kudos. [02:36:19] Knees Keys Llama. [02:36:24] We got Ian345. [02:36:27] We've got, who else we got? [02:36:29] The real. [02:36:30] Hey, you ain't the real Alex Jones, you stupid son of a bitch. [02:36:33] Give me a freaking break. [02:36:35] We got Tranny Gimp in the place once again. [02:36:37] Who else do we got going on? [02:36:39] Who else? [02:36:41] Some idiot named Lolar Guy. [02:36:43] Some idiot named Gimp Dusky. [02:36:47] I'm just joking there, Lolar Guy. [02:36:49] You're not an idiot. [02:36:49] I'm just seeing all these duskies and gimps all over the place. [02:36:53] Poop Tickler Jr. Is in the house for Christ's sake. [02:36:56] Navy Husky is in the place. [02:36:58] Honorable mention right there. [02:36:59] Halo the troll. [02:37:01] Who else? [02:37:02] We got Han Hanzo. [02:37:05] We got Tainted Eon. [02:37:07] A couple of more, and then we're going to move on to Radio Graffiti Engineer. [02:37:11] All right? [02:37:14] Who else we got? [02:37:14] We got Vesper the Snake. [02:37:16] We got Homo Quercicle. [02:37:19] We got the Horror Master in the house. [02:37:22] We got Ghost Watches MLP. [02:37:24] No, I don't. [02:37:25] No, I don't, you sick sons of bitch. [02:37:28] We got Urine Caressor. [02:37:30] You sick, twisted prick. [02:37:32] We got Jonesy GT. [02:37:34] We got Dusky Ice Cream. [02:37:36] That's enough. [02:37:37] That's it. [02:37:38] Right there. [02:37:38] That ended it all right there. [02:37:40] All right? [02:37:41] Whoever's the asshole that tweeted Dusky Ice Cream, you just ruined it for everybody, all right? [02:37:47] You just ruined it for everybody. [02:37:51] So without any further ado, let's just go ahead and get right to everybody's favorite part of the broadcast. [02:37:57] It's radio graffiti. [02:37:58] Let's go ahead and take it from the middle, shall we? [02:38:00] Take it from the middle. [02:38:02] All right? [02:38:02] 520, radio graffiti. [02:38:08] I can't even understand what the hell you said. [02:38:10] 8347, Radio Graffiti. [02:38:21] 8347, you there or what? [02:38:22] What? [02:38:25] He's playing with a pecker shaft. [02:38:27] 713, radio graffiti. [02:38:29] Hey, ghosts, can I do the SpongeBob of the year? [02:38:32] Please. [02:38:33] Damn, SpongeBob of the year. [02:38:35] Shove it up, your ass, all right? [02:38:37] 708, radio graffiti. [02:38:39] Get out of here. [02:38:40] Use and abuse, my granny. [02:38:43] Use and abuse. [02:38:44] That snake is sort of class. [02:38:46] Look, I already told you, idiots, this is the end of the year. [02:38:49] This is New Year's Eve. [02:38:51] Don't talk about my granny. [02:38:54] And that's all I'm going to say about that. [02:38:56] Don't talk about my granny, or I'm ending the damn show for the year. [02:38:59] It's the last show before the 2012 New Year. [02:39:03] Don't let. [02:39:04] I'm telling you, I could be on 6th Street right now. [02:39:07] Don't tempt me. [02:39:08] 787, Radio Graffiti. [02:39:11] Yeah, two things, Ghost. [02:39:12] First of all, Happy New Year to you. [02:39:15] Second of all, thanks for being an inspiration to me. [02:39:17] Because of your show, I'm going to get a job starting this new year. [02:39:22] I'm still in high school, by the way. [02:39:24] Got to capitalize out there. [02:39:27] No, man, I appreciate it. [02:39:28] Hey, 787, good luck to you, and I hope that you get a nice job and make sure that all the revenue that you generate, you actually parlay into actual assets that you can liquidate at a later date for a profit, or at the very least, at least get the money back that you put into the investment or the asset in question. [02:39:46] All right? [02:39:47] Much props to you. [02:39:48] 703, radio graffiti. [02:39:53] Freaking vibrator, for Christ's sake. [02:39:55] 206, radio graffiti. [02:39:57] You son of a bitch. [02:40:00] All right, I'll shut up. [02:40:01] Just shut up, all right? [02:40:03] 868, radio graffiti. [02:40:05] Hey, ghost, it's time to play a game. [02:40:08] Well, too late, all right. [02:40:10] 818, radio graffiti. [02:40:12] Hey, ghosts, this is Trans Testicle Porn Star Amy Bailey here. [02:40:16] Are you going to be in my movie? [02:40:17] It's going to be called Take 10 Steps Towards My Buttcrack. [02:40:21] Are you serious? [02:40:22] You're actually going to have a pornographic material named 10 take Tempster. [02:40:29] Whatever the hell you're going to say, you're actually going to make a pornographic material of that nature? [02:40:34] Yeah, I'm going to have if you don't want to be in it, I'll have some other guy. [02:40:39] You know, he might be called Ghost. [02:40:41] But the movie is definitely going to be called Take 10 Steps Towards My Buttcrack because it's going to be out in 2012. [02:40:48] Oh, my God. [02:40:49] And it's going to be a trans-testicle porno, I imagine, right? [02:40:52] Yay. [02:40:54] So are you a pitcher or a catcher in that scenario? [02:40:57] I'm just wondering. [02:40:58] It really depends on the actor who I play who I have playing you. [02:41:01] If they're at bottom or at top, I'm I'm going to have to top the bottom of the pen. [02:41:05] Oh my God, this is sick. [02:41:07] Oh my God. [02:41:09] Of course, folks, I do have trans-testicle. [02:41:11] For some reason, porn stars listening to me. [02:41:13] That's Amy Daly, the trans-testicle porn star, straight out of L.A. for Christ's sake. [02:41:18] I sincerely hope that you do not produce a trans-testicle porno of take ten steps towards my butt crack. [02:41:26] Please don't. [02:41:27] And don't use my likeness either. [02:41:29] Don't use ghost or any name or any variant of that for Christ's sake. [02:41:34] Now look at these six sons of bitches in this chat room. [02:41:37] They're like, dude, she sounds hot, dude. [02:41:39] Dude, she sounds hot. [02:41:40] Are you kidding me? [02:41:41] I mean, what are you high? [02:41:43] I mean, what are you already, you know, tooting on the magic dragon or are you sniffing lines or some crap? [02:41:48] I mean, what are you taking methamphetamines? [02:41:50] Jesus Christ. [02:41:52] She sounds hot. [02:41:53] You people are sick. [02:41:54] I'll tell you that right now. [02:41:55] You're sick, all of you. [02:41:57] 508 radio graffiti. [02:42:00] Ron and ruined boy. [02:42:02] Come in, ruined, boy. [02:42:03] Send him ruined boy. [02:42:05] Ronnie ruined, boy. [02:42:06] Shimmy, ruined, boy. [02:42:07] Send him ruined, boy. [02:42:09] Ron and ruined boy. [02:42:11] Are you kidding me for Christ's sake? [02:42:12] I don't even remember saying that for Christ's sake. [02:42:14] And you found the freaking remix? [02:42:17] I mean, Jesus Christ, I don't even remember saying that crap. [02:42:20] You freaking squishers and you remixers, man. [02:42:23] Jesus Christ. [02:42:25] I don't even remember saying that crap. [02:42:27] 614 radio graffiti. [02:42:28] God damn it. [02:42:30] Hi, ghosts. [02:42:30] For New Year's Eve, do you resolve to be more racist or less racist? [02:42:35] I'm not racist, asshole. [02:42:37] All right. [02:42:37] I'm a melting pot of friendship. [02:42:40] All right, get that through your goddamn head. [02:42:42] I don't have to say that anymore. [02:42:45] Excuse me. [02:42:47] I'm getting a little burping here because I'm chugging this freaking moet for Christ's sake. [02:42:52] I'm already almost done with a bottle, so let me go ahead and keep chugging. [02:42:58] Good stuff. [02:43:01] All right. [02:43:02] Oh, look who it is. [02:43:03] It's our greatest penist on True Capitalist Radio. [02:43:06] None other than our friend, your friend, Exara Hawks. [02:43:10] What's going on, Radio Graffiti, my friend? [02:43:12] Egos, how's he going? [02:43:14] Not too bad, man. [02:43:15] How was the ghosties, man? [02:43:17] They were pretty good. [02:43:22] Yeah, do you got something to play for us, man? [02:43:24] Because everybody knows that you are the penist of TCR, man. [02:43:27] So you have anything to play? [02:43:29] Any kind of New Year's hymn? [02:43:30] Anything of that nature? [02:43:32] Well, unfortunately, I'm not in a position where I'm. [02:43:36] Oh, no. [02:43:37] Hey, no problem, Xara. [02:43:39] No problem. [02:43:39] Hey, I know how it is. [02:43:41] You're visiting a friend. [02:43:42] It's New Year's Eve. [02:43:44] We want to party. [02:43:45] You want to sit back and have a good time? [02:43:46] Either pop some fireworks, look at some fireworks, or hopefully there's going to be some chicks up in that mix. [02:43:52] Or unless you're homosexual, then hopefully the other aspect is there for you. [02:43:57] But either way, man, thanks for calling, Xara Hawks. [02:44:00] You want to give any shout-outs? [02:44:01] You want to give a speech or anything, man? [02:44:04] That was a little bit of a speech. [02:44:09] Yeah. [02:44:09] Go ahead, man. [02:44:10] You're cutting in and out, so try to mess with the connection a little bit so you don't cut in and out. [02:44:14] But go ahead. [02:44:17] Well, unfortunately, this may be the last call. [02:44:24] I know exactly my senior year of high school. [02:44:27] So I've made a New Year's resolution to devote as much time as I can to music. [02:44:34] I'm going to take Xara Hawks, you're cutting in and out. [02:44:41] But what I think I heard was this is your last call because it's your senior year in high school and you want to go out and I don't know. [02:44:49] I guess you want to, you know, get good grades or something. [02:44:52] I don't know. [02:44:53] But no, Exara Hawks, are you kidding me? [02:44:56] I mean, go out there and make some money, man. === Senior Years Resolution To Music (15:11) === [02:44:58] You're a great penis, for Christ's sake, man. [02:45:01] Why even bother with high school? [02:45:03] You know what I mean? [02:45:04] I mean, go out there on the Kona, man. [02:45:05] Start playing on the electric piano and putting a hat right there on the floor. [02:45:10] And believe it or not, you couldn't even imagine how much money you'd make. [02:45:13] All right? [02:45:14] I'm not joking. [02:45:15] Come down here to Austin, Texas, for Christ's sake, man. [02:45:18] Play at the dueling pianos bar at freaking 6th Street. [02:45:22] All right? [02:45:23] I'm not joking, Exara Hawks. [02:45:25] Don't be sitting over there believing the hype that, oh, if I go to school and if I go out there and try hard, and I'm going to be great. [02:45:34] Man, you're going to waste your money, time, effort. [02:45:36] But, Exara Hawks, thank you. [02:45:38] It's unfortunate that this is your last call, but I guess this is the way it's got to be, man. [02:45:45] I'm sorry. [02:45:46] Igzara Hawks, R.I.P., goodbye to Romans. [02:45:52] Yeah, yeah. [02:45:55] Goodbye to friends. [02:45:59] You know, R.I.P. for the penis. [02:46:01] All right, we need a new penis out here, obviously. [02:46:04] We need a new penist. [02:46:06] So, man, that's shocking. [02:46:09] You had to, you know, stab me right in the heart there, Exara. [02:46:12] Right in the heart, right before the goddamn New Year's. [02:46:15] Jesus Christ. [02:46:16] Area code 214, radio freaking graffiti. [02:46:20] What's up? [02:46:20] How gay are you? [02:46:23] I'm not gay, you fruit bowl. [02:46:24] All right, I can tell you're a little fruity just by the over-femininity in your voice. [02:46:28] 4012, radio graffiti. [02:46:31] Hey, guys, hope you're having a happy new year. [02:46:33] And I just want to say that I'm enjoying the special New Year's Eve edition of True Capitalist Radio. [02:46:40] And I must say, you certainly knew how to make this night entertaining for me, for you, and for the majority of the Milky Lickers that are lurking in the chat. [02:46:50] Hey, man, I appreciate it, man. [02:46:51] As a matter of fact, I'm glad that you're listening. [02:46:54] I'm glad that you're getting some joyous feeling out of it for Christ's sake. [02:46:58] Go into the new year understanding that, hey, man, I can be a capitalist at any point in time. [02:47:03] And I want to go out there. [02:47:04] I want to live lavish. [02:47:05] I want to eat three-inch Porter House T-bone steaks three-inch thick. [02:47:11] Just keep thinking that, baby. [02:47:12] That's all you got to do. [02:47:13] All right? [02:47:15] I mean, you know, keep being hungry even though you already ate, baby. [02:47:18] That's all I got to say. [02:47:20] All right? [02:47:21] 843, Radio Graffiti. [02:47:24] Yeah, this still might be a bit early, but Happy New Year's from South Carolina. [02:47:28] And I'm going to drink one for the new year. [02:47:31] Hell yeah, South Carolina. [02:47:33] Come on and raise up. [02:47:36] Take your shirt off. [02:47:37] Throw it around your head like a helicopter, baby. [02:47:40] Much props. [02:47:41] Thanks a lot for calling in, man. [02:47:42] 630, Radio Graffiti. [02:47:48] Shut up. [02:47:49] You failed for Christ's sake. [02:47:51] 404, Radio Graffiti. [02:47:53] Hey, ghosts. [02:47:54] How's it going, man? [02:47:56] Hey, just celebrating the New Year out here, smoking some cigars around the fire. [02:47:59] Out here on the Great Frontier, man, down in Georgia. [02:48:01] Hell yeah, man. [02:48:02] Much props. [02:48:03] Are you kidding me? [02:48:04] Y'all doing some kind of Burt Reynolds excursion situation? [02:48:11] What do we call that one movie when he was out there in the bush? [02:48:16] What was that one movie called? [02:48:17] I can't believe I forgot it. [02:48:18] I can't believe I forgot it, for Christ's sake. [02:48:21] I don't know what movie you're talking about, man, but we're just sitting there around the fire, smoking some cigars, having a good time. [02:48:26] Smoking some cigars, having a good time, man. [02:48:29] The Great Frontier. [02:48:29] So you mean you're going to be camping out there for the New Year's? [02:48:32] Yeah, we're going to watch Sunset and just, I don't know, wake up at 3 in the morning at 3 in the afternoon, maybe. [02:48:38] Man, that kicks out. [02:48:39] Deliverance is the movie I'm talking about. [02:48:40] Deliverance. [02:48:41] But, man, much props to you. [02:48:43] Be safe out there, man. [02:48:45] What kind of cigars are you smoking? [02:48:47] What kind of cigars we got, Jonathan? [02:48:50] Backwoods and what? [02:48:52] I don't know. [02:48:53] That wasn't something else. [02:48:56] Well, we're going to spark that Stogie up for Christ's sake and know that when you're sparking that Stogie up, this man right here is going to be smoking an Opus X, $35 a sticks, Churchill size, baby. [02:49:08] So, you know, much props to you. [02:49:10] Thanks a lot for listening and enjoy the new year in the frontier, baby. [02:49:14] Much props. [02:49:15] Thanks a lot for listening, man. [02:49:16] You kick ass. [02:49:18] 262, Radio Graffiti. [02:49:20] How are you doing, ghost? [02:49:22] How's it going? [02:49:24] Not much. [02:49:25] Just got something to play for you. [02:49:36] Come on. [02:49:36] 864, Radio Graffiti. [02:49:38] Take a piss on, my son. [02:49:42] Look, we're not doing audio splices today. [02:49:44] You understand that? [02:49:45] It's the new year. [02:49:48] You idiot, super waffle, radio graffiti. [02:49:54] Jesus Christ. [02:49:55] Do we have Taseki? [02:49:56] Taseki, Radio Graffiti. [02:49:58] Hey, ghost. [02:49:59] Happy New Year's from the future over here. [02:50:01] Would you like to do a sip with me, Chief? [02:50:03] Yeah, absolutely. [02:50:04] Are you kidding me? [02:50:05] I'm sipping out of the bottle, Moet style, man. [02:50:07] So cheers to Taseki and all of my brethren across the pond over there. [02:50:11] I know that you're cheers in the new year. [02:50:13] It's already been about, what, two hours since the new year? [02:50:16] Almost an hour and 20? [02:50:17] Hour and 20. [02:50:17] There you go. [02:50:18] Cheers, man. [02:50:19] Cheers. [02:50:19] Cheers, guys. [02:50:23] Ah, that's what I'm talking about. [02:50:24] Happy New Year to you, Taseki, man. [02:50:26] It's good to hear from you. [02:50:27] Thank you, sir. [02:50:28] Have a good one. [02:50:29] Have a good one. [02:50:30] That's Taseki, folks. [02:50:31] Of course, an avid listener, an avid caller, an all-around intellectual favorite, Taseki. [02:50:38] Let's continue going, shall we? [02:50:39] 847, Radio Graffiti. [02:50:42] What's your favorite movie, Ghost? [02:50:44] I got a whole bunch of them, man. [02:50:46] But to be honest with you, Jesus Christ, I got a whole bunch of them, man, to be honest with you. [02:50:52] But I do like Cuba with an old Sean Connery, believe it or not. [02:50:57] That's a great movie. [02:50:58] As a matter of fact, it's the most accurate depiction of the Cuban Revolution in cinematic form that I've ever seen it. [02:51:05] You know, I mean, it's really, really a great movie. [02:51:08] Anyway, let's continue going for Christ's sake. [02:51:09] We don't have too much time here, so let's try to get as much radio graffitis as we possibly can fit in up in this SOB for Christ's sake. [02:51:17] Who do we got here? [02:51:18] 619 Radio Graffiti. [02:51:20] Hello, ghosts. [02:51:21] It's Asho. [02:51:24] God damn it, Asho. [02:51:25] Can you shove up your ass? [02:51:26] God damn it. [02:51:27] Meteoroid junkie, radio graffiti. [02:51:30] What's up, ghosts? [02:51:31] How's it going, man? [02:51:32] Hey, is this the real Meteoroid Junkie that I gave an honorable mention to? [02:51:36] Yeah, the one who made the Doom mod. [02:51:38] Hey, man, I appreciate it, man. [02:51:40] That was a pretty good Doom modification, man. [02:51:43] We really appreciate it out here. [02:51:44] Not just me, but a lot of fans, but much props. [02:51:48] Oh, if you think that's good, wait until you see what I get cooked up next. [02:51:50] It's going to make the Doom mod look like a piece of crap. [02:51:53] Oh, man, that sounds like something to look forward to, especially for all the gamers that we got listening in, man. [02:52:00] I mean, I'm sure they're looking forward to it. [02:52:02] I got a little bunch to work around, but once I get it started, Dark Ranger said it could become the best ghost-based project you see. [02:52:09] Oh, man, I'm looking forward to it already, man. [02:52:11] Once again, Meteoroid Junkie, the man who made the Doom modification, true capitalist radio style. [02:52:18] Much props, my man. [02:52:20] I appreciate it. [02:52:21] Who else we got? [02:52:22] We got 781, Radio Graffiti. [02:52:25] Please, everybody news means on dreams. [02:52:31] Shut up, you stupid moron. [02:52:33] God damn it. [02:52:33] I mean, can we get somebody at 914, Radio Graffiti? [02:52:39] Hello? [02:52:40] Hey, that's me. [02:52:42] God damn it, Hasho. [02:52:43] Can you shut up your ass, you freaking Mexican? [02:52:48] God damn it, man. [02:52:51] I mean, how many numbers does that Justin Bieber Mexican kid have, for Christ's sake, man? [02:52:56] How many numbers, man? [02:52:59] Jesus Christ, give me the mic. [02:53:00] Give me the freaking freaking mic, for Christ's sake, man. [02:53:04] God damn it. [02:53:08] Who the hell else? [02:53:09] 781, Radio Graffiti. [02:53:11] Hello, I think you're a pedophile. [02:53:12] Can you help me? [02:53:13] Yeah, shut up. [02:53:14] You sound fat in the ass. [02:53:15] We can hear the freaking lard stuck in your windpipe. [02:53:18] All right, boy. [02:53:19] Let's take some Skype callers. [02:53:20] Soldier Leaf Hat, Radio Graffiti. [02:53:23] Happy New Year from Bulgaria, and I'm sipping on red wine right now. [02:53:27] Hey, Bulgaria in the house. [02:53:30] Happy New Year, Bulgaria, baby. [02:53:32] Let me take a swig for Bulgaria. [02:53:37] And Hungary, and Latvia, Lithuania, and all my fans over in that region, for Christ's sake. [02:53:44] Much props, baby. [02:53:45] Much props. [02:53:46] Flutter Yay, Radio Graffiti. [02:53:48] Happy New Year. [02:53:49] Great show. [02:53:50] Yay. [02:53:51] Hey, thanks a lot, Flutter Yay. [02:53:53] I appreciate it. [02:53:54] Even though you sound a little fruity, but I appreciate it, man. [02:53:56] Dunlop 145 Radio Graffiti. [02:54:06] What do I look like? [02:54:07] Uncle Jesse, asshole? [02:54:10] Anyway, Super Cami Guru, Radio Graffiti. [02:54:13] I masturbate. [02:54:14] There's sick sadistic bukake pornography. [02:54:17] As long as. [02:54:17] Oh, you son of a bitch. [02:54:20] son of a bitch. [02:54:20] I never said God damn it, I never said that crap. [02:54:32] That's a splice, and all the true capitalist fans know it, for Christ's sake. [02:54:36] Give me the mic. [02:54:36] Give me a spice. [02:54:38] Freaking mic, for Christ's sake. [02:54:40] You all know that was a splice. [02:54:41] I don't have to tell you. [02:54:42] I don't have to remind you for Christ's sake. [02:54:44] Tango whiskey, radio graffiti. [02:54:50] John Madden. [02:54:51] John Madden. [02:54:52] John Madden football. [02:54:54] Chew, shoot, shoot, shoot. [02:54:59] Son of a bitch. [02:55:00] Skull314, radio graffiti. [02:55:03] Hey, ghosts. [02:55:04] Happy new year. [02:55:05] And can we still buy merchandise and you'll follow us back on Twitter? [02:55:09] Yeah, are you kidding me? [02:55:10] I mean, if you want to buy merchandise from now until January 8th, and lock down the chat room, engineer, all right? [02:55:19] If you buy merchandise from now until January 8th of 2012, I will follow you on Twitter, all right? [02:55:28] All you've got to do is buy it before January 8th. [02:55:32] It's that simple. [02:55:34] And where do you get your true capitalist merch? [02:55:37] Well, ghostpolitics.com, baby. [02:55:40] That's right, ghostpolitics.com. [02:55:43] If anybody purchases anything, and I do mean anything from capitalist, or excuse me, ghostpolitics.com, which is the True Capitalist Radio shop. [02:55:55] If you purchase anything from now until January 8th, 2012, I will follow you for life. [02:56:02] And moreover, once January 8th has come and gone, I am going to have a contest for all those that are actually purchased some of the products that I'm actually following. [02:56:15] This is exclusively for the True Capitalist Radio Fan Ring of Honor. [02:56:21] And the Fan Ring of Honor is everybody that I'm following because they're true fans. [02:56:25] As a matter of fact, let's just go ahead and give them a shout out right now. [02:56:28] All right, let's go ahead and give the true fans right now since it's the end of the new year. [02:56:32] Follow from Ghost in the house. [02:56:34] What's going on? [02:56:36] We got Glass Joe 1 in the place. [02:56:38] Midioy Junkie. [02:56:39] What's going on? [02:56:40] We got Malice in the place. [02:56:42] Smojin087 in the house. [02:56:44] What's going on, man? [02:56:46] Ward 24 in the place. [02:56:48] Game On95 in the house. [02:56:51] Gasgara in the place. [02:56:54] Suspicious Tumbleweed. [02:56:56] Cosmo CB. [02:56:57] Hey, Cosmo, man. [02:56:58] Why don't you put up the freaking video, man? [02:56:59] I like your video. [02:57:00] You know what I mean? [02:57:01] I like your video. [02:57:03] Drinking and what I like. [02:57:09] Who else we got going on over here for Christ's sake? [02:57:11] We got Desert Rose Radio. [02:57:13] What's going on, Desert Rose? [02:57:15] We got Dobot Ricks. [02:57:16] We got Death to Entitlements. [02:57:18] We got Senator Poop Tickler. [02:57:20] And IG Films V2. [02:57:23] And of course, folks, if you want to be a part of the True Capitalist fan ring of honor, all you have to do is purchase anything, anything from the True Capitalist Radio shop, ghostpolitics.com, folks. [02:57:39] It's that simple, for Christ's sake, all right? [02:57:41] Now, we are, how many minutes do we have, Engineer? [02:57:44] How many minutes? [02:57:48] All right, we have exactly two minutes and 40 seconds. [02:57:52] All right. [02:57:53] Now, believe it or not, folks, I am going to do after the show radio graffiti. [02:57:58] And if you can't hear it, because believe it or not, we are going to end the live stream here in about two minutes, all right? [02:58:05] But I am going to continue the show. [02:58:07] We're going to continue radio graffiti, and you can go into the archive at blogtalkradio.com/slash ghost. [02:58:14] All right, let me go ahead and put that up. [02:58:16] Let me go ahead and put that up on the screen so everybody can go to the archives and listen to the episode if they can't hear it live. [02:58:23] BlogtalkRadio.com/slash ghost, baby. [02:58:27] All right? [02:58:27] Let's take a couple of more radio graffitis before we get off the air on the live show. [02:58:32] All right, 314, radio graffiti. [02:58:36] Don't be doping hot of witchcraft, don't be doping hot. [02:58:39] Don't be doping hot of wrenches. [02:58:41] Yeah, yeah, hey, hey, hey, real funny. [02:58:44] How about 347 radio graffiti? [02:58:46] So my duke. [02:58:48] Ghosts, I just want to say happy new year to everybody out there. [02:58:51] Happy New Year. [02:58:52] I hope you guys enjoy my call, even though I didn't get awarded for anything. [02:58:55] But, you know, right now I'm feeling really festive right now. [02:58:58] I hope you are too, ghosts. [02:58:59] So I'm just going to play my theme song right now. [02:59:02] Uh-oh. [02:59:02] Whoa-oh. [02:59:04] Whoa-oh! [02:59:06] Oh. [02:59:07] Oh, yes. [02:59:08] What the hell are you doing? [02:59:09] Whoa. [02:59:11] Soap Moduke. [02:59:12] Oh, I'll take you to the candy shop. [02:59:16] Oh! [02:59:16] Come on, ghost. [02:59:18] Come on. [02:59:18] Are you enjoying the new year? [02:59:20] The new year, ghost. [02:59:22] Whoa. [02:59:23] I'll take you to the candy shop. [02:59:25] Oh! [02:59:27] Are you sick, baby? [02:59:29] Come on. [02:59:30] Whoa-oh, whoa-oh. [02:59:32] Ho-ho. [02:59:34] It'd be your way. [02:59:35] How do you want it? [02:59:36] You get back that thing up and shit. [02:59:38] I'll push up on it. [02:59:39] Ghost grandma. [02:59:40] Okay, let's go to the next level. [02:59:42] It's more jam-packed hot as a tea kettle. [02:59:44] Break it down for you now, baby. [02:59:45] It's simple. [02:59:46] If you be a nympho, I'll suck. [02:59:49] And then the hotel window back in the room. [02:59:51] So I'll be dancing. [02:59:53] Whatever you want to do, I demand you speak out. [02:59:55] I love Doctor. [02:59:58] Happy New Year! [02:59:58] Are you again? [03:00:00] Are you kidding me? [03:00:02] I mean, get that in. [03:00:03] Get him off, for Christ's sake, man. [03:00:05] For you all that don't know, that's the SOAR Monarch. [03:00:09] Sarmony. === Did You Inherit Hover From Grandma (15:05) === [03:00:10] That's that asshole, for Christ's sake. [03:00:13] Jesus Christ. [03:00:13] Anyway, folks, we got 15 seconds left. [03:00:15] I want to thank everybody for tuning in to the special New Year's Eve edition of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast for listening to the Ghosty Award Show. [03:00:23] Happy New Year to everybody. [03:00:25] I'm going to be here Monday, same place, same time. [03:00:28] Happy New Year! [03:00:29] Happy New Year! [03:00:33] And we are off of the live broadcast, folks. [03:00:36] Let me tell you something right now. [03:00:37] I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me. [03:00:39] Let me go ahead and remind everybody to follow me on Twitter. [03:00:43] And, of course, the name to follow is Ghost Politics. [03:00:46] All right. [03:00:47] All one word, no underscores, baby. [03:00:50] All right? [03:00:50] So, just go ahead and follow me. [03:00:52] Not to mention that I'm always providing great tweets and really lulz-worthy material. [03:00:58] But, moreover, you want to be known on whether or not I'm going to have a live broadcast. [03:01:04] You want to be the first to know. [03:01:05] And the only way you're going to be the first to know is if you follow me on Twitter. [03:01:08] And, of course, Ghost Politics is the name to follow. [03:01:11] So, let's go ahead and continue. [03:01:14] Let's continue with After the Show, Radio Graffiti, shall we? [03:01:20] We got 646 Radio Graffiti. [03:01:35] Jesus Christ, shove it up, your ass. [03:01:36] Burning Count Dracula, Radio Graffiti. [03:01:39] Yo, Ghost, I was just wondering, did you inherit your hover around from your grandma? [03:01:43] Yeah, shove it up your ass. [03:01:45] All right, I don't have a hover around. [03:01:46] If you're going to sit over here and talk about my granny, we're going to have some goddamn problems. [03:01:50] You understand that? [03:01:50] 562, Radio Graffiti. [03:01:53] Hey, Ghost, I just want to say Happy New Year's and give a shout-out to all the winners: Equestrian, Citizen, Alex S, and good luck out there, Xara Hawks. [03:02:02] I appreciate it, man. [03:02:03] Thanks a lot for calling in. [03:02:05] 818 Radio Graffiti. [03:02:18] That's somebody playing. [03:02:21] Are you kidding? [03:02:22] You're actually playing the rug rats? [03:02:24] Do we have a new penis? [03:02:26] Do we have a new penis? [03:02:28] I mean, don't get me wrong, that was a cheap-ass makeshift Best Buy keyboard. [03:02:32] But still, do we have a new penis here? [03:02:36] Jesus Christ, who else do we got? [03:02:38] 571, Radio Graffiti. [03:02:41] Look. [03:02:43] How's it going? [03:02:45] Hey, which one's your favorite Mortal Komic character? [03:02:49] I mean, who do you think? [03:02:50] Are you looking? [03:02:52] Are you looking? [03:02:53] Tiger, Tiger, Upper Cunt. [03:02:56] 917, Radio Graffiti. [03:02:58] I don't understand you there, Milky Liquor. [03:03:07] 818 Radio Graffiti, shove that Russian freaking national anthem up your twat, you idiot. [03:03:20] All right, 850, radio graffiti. [03:03:27] Are you just going to sit there like a Helen Keller deaf mute? [03:03:31] Sorry. [03:03:31] Jesus, shut up. [03:03:32] All right. [03:03:33] 347 Radio Graffiti. [03:03:47] Son of a bitch with that goddamn remix. [03:03:49] 559, Radio Graffiti. [03:03:51] Hey, ghost. [03:03:52] Happy New Year from the Blue Star Nation. [03:03:55] Hey, Happy New Year. [03:03:56] Thanks a lot, man. [03:03:57] I appreciate it. [03:03:58] 479, Radio Graffiti. [03:04:04] I'm going to kill them because I was a phone call. [03:04:06] Jesus Christ, your phone sucks. [03:04:07] All right, 971, Radio Graffiti. [03:04:10] Ghost Dumbledore. [03:04:11] Thank you for the award. [03:04:13] Hey, look who it is. [03:04:14] Is that Nikolai? [03:04:15] Where have you been, man? [03:04:16] We were trying to get a hold of you. [03:04:17] You want to give a speech for your win for worst troll of the year? [03:04:23] No, no, I'm okay. [03:04:24] Oh, wait a minute. [03:04:25] Wait, that's not what you want. [03:04:26] What the hell did you win anyway? [03:04:28] I forgot what you want. [03:04:30] Worst wait, Kelly Pelosa, something like that. [03:04:33] Yeah, worst character, that's it. [03:04:34] My bad. [03:04:35] Worst character. [03:04:36] You know, you want to give a speech or anything there, Nikolai? [03:04:39] No, thank you. [03:04:40] I just wanted to say thanks. [03:04:42] Hey, no problem, Nikolai. [03:04:44] And, you know, try not to call up here too often. [03:04:46] All right, Milky Liquor. [03:04:47] All right. [03:04:48] Who else do we got? [03:04:49] We got 708 radio graffiti. [03:04:54] Jesus Christ, don't you understand people have headphones? [03:04:56] Jerk Dick. [03:04:57] 606 Radio Graffiti. [03:05:03] Shut up. [03:05:06] All right. [03:05:07] Shut up. [03:05:07] Jimmy Kudos, radio graffiti. [03:05:14] Shut your stupid stinking smelly salmon hole. [03:05:18] Hey, asshole. [03:05:19] All right. [03:05:20] Look, people got headphones. [03:05:21] All right. [03:05:22] Stop blasting that crap. [03:05:23] 909 radio graffiti. [03:05:28] Goddamn, another Helen Keller deaf mute for Christ's sake. [03:05:31] 206 radio graffiti. [03:05:34] Hey, ghost. [03:05:34] I was just thinking that Prankster Pinkie Pie did not get enough recognition for the best spice award. [03:05:45] What twice? [03:05:47] Oh, this one right here. [03:05:50] Congratulations. [03:05:50] Ghost give it to Rainbow Dash. [03:05:52] I get best day ever. [03:05:57] Gosh damn it. [03:05:59] That's because you're a freaking brony, all right? [03:06:01] You fruity-ass brony bastard. [03:06:03] 248, radio graffiti. [03:06:07] I need to keep meeting my son here, but shut your stupid stinking smelly salmon hole. [03:06:17] Shut up, all right. [03:06:18] God damn it. [03:06:18] 847, radio graffiti. [03:06:21] Ghost grandma is in the Illuminati. [03:06:25] Oh, now my grandma's in the Illuminati. [03:06:28] That's great. [03:06:28] Here's the Illuminati guy. [03:06:29] Where the hell have you been? [03:06:31] I've been on vacation back to my home in Germany. [03:06:35] Oh, yeah? [03:06:36] I mean, isn't that where the Illuminati's based? [03:06:38] The Bavarian Secret Societies? [03:06:41] I'm pretty sure I don't know. [03:06:43] Yeah, you're an idiot. [03:06:44] That's why you don't need no shit from Shy Nola because you're an idiot. [03:06:47] All right. [03:06:47] 972, Radio Graffiti. [03:06:53] Shut up. [03:06:53] Everybody, you're barking like a dog, for Christ's sake. [03:06:55] 830, Radio Graffiti. [03:06:57] What's up, Ghost? [03:06:58] It's Plumo. [03:06:58] I'm heading on to a party. [03:06:59] Happy New Year, man. [03:07:01] Hey, what's going on? [03:07:02] Anonymous Plumo, man. [03:07:03] Be safe out there, man. [03:07:04] All right? [03:07:05] Kick back, have a few drinks, and make sure that you have a fine-ass Heina next to you, if you know what I'm saying, man. [03:07:11] That Anonymous Plumo right there. [03:07:13] 540, Radio Graffiti. [03:07:16] Hey, Ghost, just wanted to wish you a Happy New Year, man. [03:07:18] Love your show. [03:07:19] Hey, thanks a lot, man. [03:07:20] Happy New Year to yourself. [03:07:22] Who else do we got? [03:07:22] 209, Radio Graffiti. [03:07:25] Hey, Happy New Year, Ghost. [03:07:26] Take care, buddy. [03:07:28] Hey, thanks a lot, man. [03:07:29] 781, Radio Graffiti. [03:07:34] Another Helen Keller deaf mute, for Christ's sake. [03:07:36] 512, Radio Graffiti. [03:07:39] Oh! [03:07:42] And vibrator, for Christ's sake, goddammit. [03:07:45] Who else do we got? [03:07:46] We got 918, Radio Graffiti. [03:07:48] Hey, Ghost. [03:07:49] Just want to say Happy New Year from Coswell. [03:07:52] And can I take a shot with you? [03:07:54] Yeah, go for it, man. [03:07:55] Cheers. [03:07:56] Cheers, man. [03:07:59] Good stuff, man. [03:08:00] Thanks a lot for calling. [03:08:02] 780, Radio Graffiti. [03:08:04] Hey, Ghost, what's up, man? [03:08:06] How's it going? [03:08:08] I'm just curious. [03:08:09] Do you ever give out the last two numbers for that guy who hates fucking dead soldiers? [03:08:12] Because I'd like to get those from you. [03:08:14] Yeah, I think it was 98, if I'm not mistaken. [03:08:16] Who else do we got? [03:08:17] We got 661, Radio Graffiti. [03:08:20] Hey, Ghost, it's Malice. [03:08:21] I just wanted to say I dig the shirt. [03:08:24] Listening to you at work. [03:08:25] Great show, man. [03:08:26] Hey, man. [03:08:26] Thanks a lot for buying the shirt, man. [03:08:28] I really appreciate it. [03:08:29] And, you know, hey, that's why you deserve the follow, my friend. [03:08:32] So I really appreciate it, man. [03:08:35] No problem, man. [03:08:35] You have a nice night. [03:08:36] Happy night. [03:08:37] All right, man. [03:08:37] Thanks a lot, man. [03:08:38] 512, Radio Graffiti. [03:08:43] Another stupid Helen Keller deaf mute, for Christ's sake. [03:08:46] 843, Radio Graffiti. [03:08:49] Yeah, Ghost, it's just me again. [03:08:51] I just want to say having you in Manams listening to the Radio Graffiti. [03:08:55] Hey, man, thanks a lot. [03:08:56] I appreciate you calling in. [03:08:57] Who else we got? [03:08:58] 619, Radio Graffiti. [03:09:01] Okay. [03:09:02] Okay. [03:09:04] Got off. [03:09:05] Who is this? [03:09:06] Asho. [03:09:08] God damn it! [03:09:10] What? [03:09:11] What do you want, asshole? [03:09:13] I want to say hi. [03:09:15] And I have some pro what wait. [03:09:17] Hold up, buddy. [03:09:18] That wants to speak. [03:09:20] Hey, who's your favorite Moral Combat character? [03:09:22] Get over here! [03:09:24] Shut up. [03:09:25] Scorpion sucks. [03:09:26] All right. [03:09:26] 302, Radio Graffiti. [03:09:32] Another Helen Keller deaf mute. [03:09:33] Suspicious Tumbleweed, Radio Graffiti. [03:09:36] Hey, what's going on, Ghost? [03:09:37] Hope you're having yourself a great day. [03:09:39] I just wanted to say, I didn't get to say anything earlier. [03:09:42] I was in the call with Note Party, and I was in the call with Xara Hawks. [03:09:47] I was going to say that, you know, I love your show. [03:09:50] It's the greatest show ever. [03:09:51] Ever since I found that show, I've been like, I don't know, it's just been great for me. [03:09:55] I'm sure if Gascara would say stuff, he would come over here and he'd be just as happy as me. [03:10:02] He'd thank you as well. [03:10:03] And I just want to say thanks for doing such a great broadcast, Ghost. [03:10:06] If ever you need me to do anything, you just ask and I'll do it. [03:10:10] Hey, man, I appreciate it, Suspicious Tumbleweed, and I really appreciate the video that you made showing off your merchandise, man. [03:10:17] I really appreciate it. [03:10:18] You rule. [03:10:19] All right. [03:10:19] You kick some ass. [03:10:21] All right, not to mention that you look like a kick-ass Advent children enemy character, man. [03:10:28] 734, Radio Graffiti. [03:10:31] Hey, how are you doing? [03:10:33] How's it going? [03:10:34] Hello. [03:10:35] Yeah, I'm here. [03:10:36] I wish you were Happy New Year. [03:10:37] I used to wonder what capitalism could be until you shared its magic with me. [03:10:41] I'm going to give a shout out to the Bronies and the Pegasters. [03:10:44] Happy New Year. [03:10:46] Happy New Year. [03:10:47] What do you mean, Pegasters? [03:10:48] What the hell does that mean? [03:10:49] What is that? [03:10:50] Is that Brony for chicks or something? [03:10:52] Is that Bronies for Chicks? [03:10:54] I mean, Jesus Christ. [03:10:57] Anyway, who else we got? [03:10:58] We got 561, Radio Graffiti. [03:11:03] Yeah, how's it going? [03:11:07] We can't even understand you. [03:11:08] 920, Radio Graffiti. [03:11:11] Hey, Ghost, I just wanted to say, you know, have a happy new year and down with SOPA, man. [03:11:16] Keep it. [03:11:17] I hear that, man. [03:11:18] Down with SOPA. [03:11:19] That's goddamn right. [03:11:20] All the internet citizens throughout the world need to come on and raise up. [03:11:26] Take your shirt off. [03:11:28] Throw it around your head like a helicopter and say no, no, no to so area coach 661 radio graffiti. [03:11:42] Hey ghost, how are you doing? [03:11:43] How's it going, man? [03:11:45] Hey, I just want to ask you a question. [03:11:47] Go ahead. [03:11:48] Do you see racism from your grandma? [03:11:51] You shove it up your ass, you fruit bowl. [03:11:53] All right, I'm not a goddamn racist. [03:11:54] All right, Ferdy ass. [03:11:55] 219, Radio Graffiti. [03:11:57] Hey, Ghost, I just want to say Happy New Year. [03:12:00] And I'd like you to make a decision for me because I can't do it myself. [03:12:05] What kind of beer should I get tonight? [03:12:06] And what kind of cigarettes should I get before I leave? [03:12:09] All right, well, I think you should get some goddamn spotting optimator, baby. [03:12:13] 7.5% alcohol by volume. [03:12:16] I mean, all you really need is a good six-pack of that, unless you have a really high tolerance for alcohol like this man right here. [03:12:23] But six-pack should get you done and singing some great songs coming midnight. [03:12:30] And as far as cigarettes are concerned, you might as well go the Reds, baby. [03:12:34] All right? [03:12:34] You live fast, die young, live a good-looking corpse, babes. [03:12:38] You know what I'm saying? [03:12:39] 815, Radio Graffiti. [03:12:47] Shove it up, your ass. [03:12:48] All right, you stupid, dumb idiot. [03:12:50] All right, enough of that crap. [03:12:51] Dunlop, radio graffiti. [03:12:59] Bryce with a sprinkin' crap. [03:13:00] What do I look like, Dave Cooley, for Christ's sake? [03:13:03] Do I look like Dave Cooley, you stupid moron? [03:13:06] 843, radio graffiti. [03:13:11] Another Helen Keller deaf mute for Christ's sake. [03:13:13] Who else do we got? [03:13:14] 412, Radio Graffiti. [03:13:16] Ghost, love the show. [03:13:17] This is Smogan. [03:13:18] I got my mug. [03:13:19] It's great. [03:13:20] Hey, man. [03:13:21] And if he can put me back on hold, I'm actually at work listening to the show on my phone. [03:13:24] So if he put me back on hold, so I can see it. [03:13:26] All right, man. [03:13:27] No problem. [03:13:27] Hey, and if you have your mug, man, put a YouTube video. [03:13:30] Even if you're just, you know, sitting there staring at it, you know, do something so I can give you a follow, man. [03:13:37] No BS, all right? [03:13:38] 817, Radio Graffiti. [03:13:45] This guy's listening to Aperture Science or some crap. [03:13:48] Cal Poise, Radio Graffiti. [03:13:50] Yeah, I'd like to thank you for everything you've done this year. [03:13:52] You inspired me to be a capitalist. [03:13:54] And Engineer is the best DJ. [03:13:56] Hey, man, I appreciate it, man. [03:13:58] I hope you become a successful capitalist. [03:14:00] Mr. Hambone, Radio Graffiti. [03:14:02] Hi, Ghost. [03:14:03] I'm a first-time car. [03:14:04] I've been listening since June. [03:14:06] I'm an Android app developer, and happy New Year's from Florida. [03:14:09] Hey, man, I appreciate it, man. [03:14:11] And make some good ads for the Android, man. [03:14:13] Some cool stuff. [03:14:14] You know what I mean? [03:14:15] Some good stuff. [03:14:16] I'm sick and tired of this. [03:14:17] Hey, do you want to know if Angry Birds can give you a shove up your ass? [03:14:24] Anyway, thanks, Mr. Hambone. [03:14:26] I appreciate it. [03:14:26] 732, Radio Graffiti. [03:14:30] Let's see the famous. [03:14:34] Swift and Job. [03:14:36] Swift time jobs. [03:14:37] Mommy's locked. [03:14:39] Jesus Christ. [03:14:39] I mean, what is this? [03:14:40] The Beatles hour now, huh? [03:14:42] Is everybody all giddy about the New Year's? [03:14:44] They're all playing the Beatles, huh? [03:14:46] I want to hold your hand. [03:14:55] What a bunch of fruits. [03:14:56] Anyway, C.B. Fart Marshall, Radio Graffiti. [03:14:59] Legal in Texas to shoot mirrors for helicopters, which sounds fun to me. [03:15:03] You son of a bitch. [03:15:04] I never said that, you spliced it prick. [03:15:06] All right? [03:15:07] Jew World Order, Radio Graffiti. [03:15:10] Ghost, I dug up your grandma and I'm making her. [03:15:13] Suck me. === True Capitalist Radio Takes Over (11:06) === [03:15:15] Shut up, you stupid, sick, sadistic, racist prick. [03:15:19] 313, radio graffiti. [03:15:21] Hey, Ghost, it's Beth of the Snake. [03:15:23] How's it going, man? [03:15:24] How's it going, man? [03:15:26] See, nothing. [03:15:27] Hey, do you mind if I play a song for Koku for winning the award? [03:15:32] You want to say something for Goku? [03:15:35] Oh, no. [03:15:35] Just play a song for Alex. [03:15:36] I don't want to. [03:15:37] Okay, go ahead. [03:15:38] Go ahead and play a song, man. [03:15:39] Go ahead. [03:15:40] All right. [03:15:40] Goku, this is for you. [03:15:42] Hold on, real quick. [03:15:44] Here we go. [03:16:03] No, how the fuck I do it all. [03:16:07] All right. [03:16:08] All right. [03:16:08] That's enough. [03:16:09] God damn it. [03:16:10] 301, Radio Graffiti. [03:16:13] I'm Mr. Land People. [03:16:16] I didn't disturb you. [03:16:19] I'm Mr. M. I'm Mr. Goku. [03:16:27] R real funny, jerk ass. [03:16:29] Real funny. [03:16:29] All right. [03:16:30] 213, Radio Graffiti. [03:16:33] Hey guys, I just want to let you know that Alex Jones did it on the Warzone today and he said that your entire shot's fixed. [03:16:40] Yeah, well you know what? [03:16:40] Alex Jones can eat my dick up till he hiccups, all right? [03:16:43] 520 radio graffiti. [03:16:47] And he wants to know why you're not at the latest meeting. [03:16:50] Shut up, you stupid moron. [03:16:51] 718 Radio Graffiti. [03:17:02] Son of a bitch. [03:17:03] Shut up. [03:17:04] All right, just sit there and shut up. [03:17:06] 720 radio graffiti. [03:17:12] You can't drink all these fucking beer cans. [03:17:17] What the hell are you talking about? [03:17:18] Beer cans. [03:17:18] All right, here, here, here. [03:17:19] How about having some of this, you stupid skate? [03:17:22] How about having some of that? [03:17:25] Have it somebody. [03:17:29] How about that, huh? [03:17:30] I'm about to have a happy new year. [03:17:32] How about that, you stupid scancosaurus? [03:17:36] As a matter of fact, give me the mic. [03:17:37] Give me the goddamn mic. [03:17:42] As a matter of fact, that's about it for me, folks. [03:17:45] As a matter of fact, I've got to go and have some festivities for some acquaintances and some extended family members this New Year's Eve. [03:17:54] We're going to have a lot of people coming over to the condo, you know, the high-rise condominium overseeing Austin, Texas, for Christ's sake. [03:18:01] And it's about time for me to bounce up out of here. [03:18:04] But I genuinely hope that everybody out there listening loved the damn ghosties. [03:18:10] All right. [03:18:10] We're going to be doing this every year from now on, for Christ's sake. [03:18:14] So if you want to be a Ghosties winner, well, then by God, you need to step your game up and step your chain up when it comes to 2012, baby. [03:18:23] All right? [03:18:24] That's all there is to it. [03:18:25] All right? [03:18:26] That's all there is to it. [03:18:27] Anyway, folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me. [03:18:32] Everybody, each and every one of you, even the cyber vermin and even the troll terrorists, I want to genuinely thank you for listening to me, not only today, but throughout 2011. [03:18:44] And believe it or not, if you thought 2011 was a great year for True Capitalist Radio, if you thought that we really organically grew throughout the internets, you ain't seen nothing yet. [03:18:57] All right? [03:18:57] If you thought that True Capitalist Radio was lullsworthy, informative, whatever the case might be, you ain't seen nothing yet, baby. [03:19:06] All right? [03:19:07] And I want to tell everybody out there to spread the word about the True Capitalist Radio Broadcast. [03:19:12] Do you know that in 2011, all right, this was the year that everybody spread around the internet and throughout the world. [03:19:22] They spread the word about the true capitalist radio broadcast, and that's why we have tens of thousands of people that are listening in. [03:19:29] And I want to genuinely thank each and every one of you, whether you're listening live or in the archive, all right? [03:19:35] Let me take my last chug of Moet, and I want to cheers to everybody, every single person who makes it out and listens to the live broadcast of the True Capitalist Radio Show. [03:19:48] And if you aren't here listening to the live broadcast, well, by God, what the hell are you doing? [03:19:54] What the hell are you doing? [03:19:55] You need to add to your favorites or bookmark, blogtalkradio.com slash ghost. [03:20:02] All right? [03:20:03] And make sure to come back here. [03:20:05] And moreover, follow me on Twitter, Ghost Politics. [03:20:08] All one word, no underscores, baby, all right? [03:20:12] It's the quickest way to figure out when I'm going to be conducting one of these live broadcasts. [03:20:18] Anyway, folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me. [03:20:21] It was a great show, a great show for the last show of 2011. [03:20:26] One more time, I want to say cheers to everybody who's listening in. [03:20:29] Take a chug, the last chug of the bottle here. [03:20:32] I want to say thank you, folks. [03:20:39] All right? [03:20:40] I want to say thank you for tuning in with me. [03:20:43] And let me tell you something. [03:20:45] 2012 is going to be our year. [03:20:47] It's going to be True Capitalist Radio's year. [03:20:50] And you want to know why I'm saying that? [03:20:52] Because all of a sudden, we've got a lot of comedians that are trying to get into my business. [03:20:58] All right? [03:20:59] They're trying to take my job. [03:21:01] And I'm talking about podcasting. [03:21:04] Yeah. [03:21:05] Yeah, you got Jay Moore and that asshole that used to be on Love Lime, Adam Corolla. [03:21:11] Now, for Christ's sake, on Blog Talk Radio, you got freaking Ross the intern from Jay Leno's show, for Christ's sake, actually sitting here and trying to do a podcast. [03:21:22] So you got all these people that used to be somebody that are trying to rekindle their somethingness by trying to develop their own podcast. [03:21:31] They're trying to take my job, baby. [03:21:34] They're trying to take my job. [03:21:36] But let me tell you something. [03:21:37] For all you comedians and all you people that think that you can come into the podcast world and think that you can somehow be the next big thing as it relates to podcasting, you got another thing coming. [03:21:51] Do you understand that? [03:21:52] You actually have to have talent, all right? [03:21:53] Nobody gives a shit about a stick, all right? [03:21:56] Ross the intern. [03:21:57] We don't care if you're some fat bastard that sounds like some over-feminized fruity ass, all right? [03:22:02] We don't care, Jay Moore, that you used to be funny. [03:22:05] You understand that? [03:22:06] We don't care, Adam Corolla, that you used to be on the man show and that Jimmy Kimmel basically surpassed your ass a hundredfold. [03:22:15] We don't care, all right? [03:22:19] And in 2012, I guarantee you folks that it's going to be our year, the true capitalist radio year. [03:22:26] And let me tell you, once our year finally comes to fruition to the point where I've got so many mainstream media outlets wanting to interview yours truly, when I have to come out public and show my face, when all this transpires, guarantee that I am going to have a ghost con, that I am going to get bigger and better, and I will never, ever stop this show unless I'm dead, unless I'm dead. [03:22:53] That's the only time I'm going to stop this broadcast because I'm trying to spark synapses through everybody throughout the world that true capitalism is the way to start your intellectual capacity and your mental perspective. [03:23:07] I will never, ever give up this show. [03:23:10] Ever. [03:23:13] So once again, 2012 is going to be our year. [03:23:17] All right? [03:23:19] It's going to be our year. [03:23:22] And let me tell you something. [03:23:23] The only way I'm going to dox myself is if somebody that I like, somebody that I admire, somebody that I appreciate wants to interview yours truly, all right? [03:23:33] I'm not talking about Barbara Walters. [03:23:35] All right? [03:23:36] I'm not talking about these stupid, dumb, stupid mainstream media jerk dicks. [03:23:41] I'm talking about somebody that actually has talent, somebody that deserves my presence. [03:23:45] You understand? [03:23:47] And 2012, in my opinion, is going to be the year. [03:23:50] All right? [03:23:52] 2012 is going to be the year. [03:23:57] And let me tell you something, folks. [03:23:58] When I finally come out public and when everybody sees my face, I am going to shock the world. [03:24:08] And that's all I got to say. [03:24:09] Anyway, folks, I want to say Happy New Year to everybody who's listening in. [03:24:15] It's just about to be eight minutes till 8 o'clock here in Austin, Texas. [03:24:20] I got to go. [03:24:21] I got to go take me some, I got to go take me a freaking shower. [03:24:24] I got to walk home, to be honest with you. [03:24:26] And I got to go take a shower. [03:24:27] I got to go wait for these goddamn extended family members and acquaintances to get to my condominium, for Christ's sake. [03:24:33] I got a whole bunch of freaking moet on ice. [03:24:37] You understand? [03:24:38] And I'm out here going to party like it's 1999 and 2012. [03:24:42] So once again, goodbye, 2011. [03:24:46] Hello, 2012. [03:24:48] And cheers to everybody who listened to me in 2011. [03:24:51] I love you guys. [03:24:52] And this is not the show talking. [03:24:54] This is me from my heart. [03:24:56] I love each and every one of you, even you goddamn troll terrorists, even you cyber vermin. [03:25:01] Cheers, everybody. [03:25:13] in with me. [03:25:14] I love you guys, all right? [03:25:16] I love you guys. [03:25:18] Happy 2012, baby. [03:25:20] I'm out of here. [03:25:21] Long live the capitalist movement. [03:25:23] And once again, I'm going to be here Monday, same place, same time, 4 to 7 p.m. Central Standard Time. [03:25:31] And I want to thank you for tuning in with me. [03:25:33] Congratulations to all the Ghosties winners and all the honorable mentions. [03:25:37] And everybody that wanted a Ghostie or an honorable mention. [03:25:41] Well, better luck next year. [03:25:43] Jesus Christ, I'm drunk as a skunk for Christ's sake. [03:25:45] You know what I mean? [03:25:46] I'm feeling like a million bucks. [03:25:51] Happy New Year. [03:25:53] I'm out of here, folks. [03:25:54] Get me out of here, Engineer. [03:25:55] This is a happy new year. [03:25:57] As a matter of fact, I'm going out there. [03:25:59] It's party time, baby. [03:26:00] I'm out of here. [03:26:01] Get me out of here, Engineer. [03:26:03] You've been listening to True Capitalist Radio. [03:26:05] The thoughts, views, ideas, comments, and opinions of the host of this show are absolutely his. [03:26:12] Catch more live episodes Monday through Friday from 3:30 to 6:30 Central. [03:26:16] Or check out archive shows at blogtalkradio.com. [03:26:19] True Capitalist Radio. [03:26:21] That's it. === Sharing Versus Over Sharing (00:30) === [03:26:22] Geico presents sharing versus over-sharing. [03:26:25] Earlier this week, Claire Tippins shared a princess nickname generator, three pictures of her dog wearing a tutu, and two online quizzes, including, What candy is your dream castle made of, Claire? [03:26:36] Your sharing has tipped the sugar scale and turned into oversharing. [03:26:39] But have no fear, princess. [03:26:41] Geico has something worth sharing with your internet kingdom, like how you can save hundreds on your car insurance just by visiting Geico.com. 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