Ghost anchors True Capitalist Radio episode 184, dissecting Eurozone credit threats and criticizing corn ethanol subsidies while mocking coffee drinkers. He condemns GOP debates as a "circle jerk," advocates for Jeb Bush, and rages against SOPA and NDAA internet overreach. The broadcast devolves into chaotic chat room confrontations involving racial slurs, transgender insults, and threats of "martial law" after callers harass him regarding his family. Ultimately, Ghost promotes his merchandise and Twitter handle, framing the internet as a battleground for freedom against Hollywood monopolists and government tyranny. [Automatically generated summary]
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All right, folks.
It's Baller Friday.
And thank you for tuning in with me to another edition of True Capitalist Radio.
And of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
And once again, folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
This is episode number 184.
184 episodes of the True Capitalist Radio have gone by for all the folks that are keeping track.
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Go to the blogs.
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All right?
I mean, I'm not joking.
And for all you lazy pricks, we got all kinds of little buttons underneath the player right there.
You know, all kinds of little Facebook like buttons, all kinds of little retweet disc buttons.
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Use and abuse those buttons, baby.
It's just a freaking click, for Christ's sake.
Anyway, folks, as you can see, I'm hype.
I'm psyched about Baller Friday, folks.
I hope that you're psyched about Baller Friday, because I sure as hell am, folks.
Anyway, let's just go ahead and get right into the broadcast.
Let's get right into the markets.
For you folks that are involved in the markets today, you know as well as I it was pretty flat down the markets to say the least.
A lot of that has to do with the fact that you got these credit rating agencies threatening to downgrade the credit ratings of certain nation states within the Eurozone.
Fitch in particular has been threatening to downgrade the credit ratings of a lot of these countries within the Eurozone.
That's kind of spooked the investors out here in the market.
And unfortunately, what happens in Europe affects America.
And the reason it affects America, folks, is because a lot of these financial institutions, a lot of these banks, actually have interest in this whole European situation.
All right.
I kid you not.
So this is what's really spooked the market.
It was kind of flat today.
Really, much action for a Friday, given the fact that we're right around Christmas time, to say the least.
But let me tell you, hot off the damn hot wire, instead of Fitch rating agency, the SP rating agency has already went and downgraded one of the nation states within the Eurozone.
They have downgraded Belgium.
Oh, man, I feel sorry for those wooden shoefellers out there.
Belgium has been downgraded, saying that their debt is unstable, so on and so forth.
So, once again, credit rating out of the SP for Belgium, not very good.
So, let's just get right to the flat market that we had today on Baller Friday.
All right, we got Dow Jones Industrials down 2.42 points, a percentage decrease of 0.02%, closing out the Dow Jones at 11,866.40 points for the Dow Jones Industrials.
We got the SP 500 up 3.91 points, a percentage increase of 0.32%, closing out the SP at 1,219.66 points for the SP 500.
We've got NASDAQ up 14.32 points, a percentage increase of 0.56%, closing out NASDAQ at 2,555.33 points for the NASDAQ composite.
And for all of our brethren across the pond out there in England, the FTSE 100 was down today, 13.51 points, a percentage decrease of 0.25%, closing out the FTSE 100 at 5,387.34 points for the FTSE 100.
And for all of our German brethren across the pond, La Slaga Sliegen Schlogen, Volkswagen, the DAX is down today, 28.84 points, a percentage decrease of 0.50%, closing out the DAX at 5,701.78 points for the DAX.
That's right.
Not much activity in the commodities market.
Pretty much of a mixed bag in the commodities markets, to say the least.
It started creeping up there at the end, but for the most part, pretty much flat.
Metals were up, though, but let's get to the energy.
All right.
Energy was, I guess you could say, up and down.
Brent crude was up modestly, 22 cents.
A percentage increase of 0.21% on the day, closing out Brent crude at $103.82 per barrel of Brent crude oil.
Gasoline futures continue to go down $5.25, a percentage decrease of 0.59%.
Don't be expecting these damn prices to go down as you start cruising along in your little Christmas vacations out there.
Because let me tell you, these futures don't reflect what's going to happen here in the holidays, unfortunately.
Heating oil is down 80 cents, a percentage decrease of 0.28%.
The reason heating oil is down is because we're not seeing that much cool weather out here in America.
I mean, have you seen the Arctic fronts out here for Christ's sake?
I mean, they're nil.
I mean, in North Dakota, they're at 30 degrees in North Dakota.
Are you kidding me?
That's like toasty out there in North Dakota.
I mean, 30 degrees.
I mean, they should be below 30 degrees, below 40 degrees, for Christ's sake.
So this is why you're having major decreases in the market of heating oil.
Let's see.
It's down 80 cents, a percentage decrease of 0.28%.
Natural gas is flat today, pretty much unchanged.
And WTI Sweet Crude is up 14 cents, a percentage increase of 0.15%, closing out WTI at $94.01 per barrel of WTI Sweet Crude.
And of course, folks, that particular price affects us all because WTI Sweet Crude is the crude oil that's consumed by America, which is refined into gasoline and basically dictates the price that we pay at the pump.
Not only the price that we pay at the pump, but the price that we pay for items at the supermarket and the shopping malls.
Because as I've said time and time and time again, every time a manufacturer or producer manufactures a good, it has to be shipped from point A to point B.
And they use some kind of mode of transportation.
And that mode of transportation utilizes petroleum.
And if the petroleum prices are high, those prices of the products are going to be high also because the manufacturers or the distributors are going to relay those costs on to the consumer.
So that's why we always make such a big deal about WTI Sweet Crude.
Anyway, let's continue going.
Agriculture, canola up $4.10, a percentage increase of 0.81% today.
Cocoa down 50 bucks, a percentage decrease of 2.32% on the day.
I'm telling you, I'm buying ETFs at this rate.
I don't know about you people, man.
Agriculture Futures Update00:11:08
These people are idiots.
I remember February last year, the highest goddamn cocoa prices of all time.
I'm not going to say we're going to hit that price, but God damn it, give me a break.
Anyway, coffee for all you ass clowns that make a reason for being a jerk dick in the morning, because they just don't talk to me.
Don't talk to me.
Let's have my coffee, dude.
I hate you, pricks.
You know that, right?
All you jerks that make that reasoning why you're such jerk asses in the morning is because you don't have your coffee.
You need to get bitch slapped to the mouth.
All right?
Next person that says that literally a slap to the face.
All right?
And if you've got something to say about it, we'll throw some goddamn fisticuffs if that's all there is to it.
Anyway, coffee today is down $2.65, a percentage decrease of 1.22% on the day.
So for all you dumb jerk dicks that wait in line like lab rats running to a food pellet at your nearest Starbucks for your goddamn $9 latte, well, hopefully that'll come down in price given the fact that we've seen some decreases in the coffee futures.
But I don't know.
Who knows, right?
And screw you people that are saying that drinking, not drinking coffee is un-American, all right?
I'm sick and tired of you stupid jerk dicks scrolling at crap on the screen.
As a matter of fact, implement chat room martial law for Christ's sake.
Implement chat room martial law on these pieces of crap.
People are going to try to say that I'm un-American because I don't drink coffee.
Hey, assholes, I don't need to drink coffee.
Do you understand that?
I'm naturally energized every time I wake up in the morning, for Christ's sake.
And meanwhile, I don't even need to sleep that much.
Are you kidding me?
I'm lucky if I get four hours sleep.
Literally, that's all I get.
And you know what?
I'm energized for the whole goddamn day.
And you know what motivates me?
You want to know what motivates me?
Making money, baby.
That's right, obtaining capital.
So for you idiots that are going to sit over here and say that because I don't consume coffee is somehow correlated with being un-American, you people are idiots.
Because first of all, coffee isn't even made in America, you stupid jerks.
So don't sit over here and, you know, flap your little fat Dorito stained fingers on the keyboard talking malarkey about me being un-American again, boy.
All right?
Don't talk to me about being un-American when you folks are out here allowing things like SOPA to be passed by our disgusting, power-hungry, autocrat government bureaucracy in Washington when they're passing bills like the National Defense Authorization Act, and you're just sitting on your thumbs tickling the bacon bits that are tangled in your dingleberries, for Christ's sake.
All right?
Don't call me un-American, you piece of crap.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, just lift martial law.
Lift chat room martial law, engineer.
God damn it.
All right.
So where the hell was I, Engineer?
I got off Keystreet because these dads are talking garbage to me.
Where am I?
All right, that's right.
Corn futures.
That's right.
Corn is up $4 today.
A percentage increase of 0.69% on the day for corn futures.
And let me tell you, I'm sick and tired of paying all these prices for corn.
I know that people are sick and tired of hearing me saying it, but it needs to be said.
All right?
Because I'm from Texas.
I live in an agrarian state.
I mean, we produce corn out in these parts.
And I remember when corn used to cost nine ears of corn for a dollar.
All right?
Now, I mean, it's literally one ear or two ears of corn for a dollar out here, for Christ's sake.
It's stupid.
And the reason is because of our government-funded corn ethanol idea, this corn ethanol program, where we're actually utilizing half of the corn yield that America produces so that we can refine that into corn ethanol to put in our goddamn gas custlers, all right?
And our tax dollars are funding this crap.
All because we can have an alternative energy to petroleum, huh?
Jesus Christ.
It's already been proven that this goddamn corn ethanol bird's dirtier than petroleum.
But is that going to stop our tax dollars continuing to goddamn subsidize the corn ethanol industry?
Absolutely not, you stupid nookie lickers.
Give me a freaking break.
Anyway, let's continue going.
Cotton is unchanged today.
I know we saw some decreases in cotton yesterday, but they are unchanged today.
And even if they did decrease, it's not going to get these males, American males under the age of 30 wearing attire that actually fits their fruity asses.
All right?
It's not exactly like they're going to go out and say, well, you know, maybe I shouldn't wear these jeans that look like freaking leggings, you know?
Maybe I shouldn't wear these shirts that overemphasize my feminized, our shape glass body.
Jesus Christ.
I mean, these people, I mean, these guys love wearing this crap now.
I mean, this is underground San Francisco 1979 all over the place.
And, you know, chicks are actually, they're actually giving these guys the time of day.
That's what's sad about it.
You know, chicks are actually giving these guys hand jobs or something.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Who cares?
All right?
I don't know.
Jesus Christ.
Let's continue going for Christ's sake.
We got wheat futures up $4.50, a percentage increase of 0.78% on the day.
Sugar is up.
It's not a bad bump today for sugar.
33 cents, a percentage increase of 1.45% on the day.
Soybean futures are up $18.25, a percentage increase of 1.63% on the day.
We've got lumber up $3.50.
And let me tell you something, that's been a pretty big jump for lumber because lumber took a pretty big jump yesterday, for Christ's sake.
Anyway, it's up $3.50 today, a percentage increase of 1.44% on the day, for Christ's sake, for lumber.
So for all those lumber investors out there, you know you're capitalizing today on Baller Friday.
Woo!
Anyway, we got oat futures up $2.25, a percentage increase of 0.75% on the day.
Soybean oil futures are up 57 cents, a percentage increase of 1.15% on the day.
And it looks like the bull-nosed bulldogs did not come out for the wool futures today because wool is unchanged today.
No change in the wool future.
So it looks like the beak-faced Illinois generous, that disgusting bulldog-nosed Rosie O'Donnell and Queen Latifah didn't go out and decide that they wanted some new pieces of wool out here because wool futures are unchanged, ass clowns.
Anyway, let's get to the metals, shall we?
The metals.
Let's get to the goddamn metals.
Anyway, we saw a little bit of a flat equities market, but for some reason we saw a decent pop for copper futures.
Copper is up $2, or excuse me, up $9.60, a percentage increase of 2.94% on the day for copper.
Almost 3% pop.
I mean, geez, Louis, let's get to gold, shall we?
Gold is up $24.10, a percentage increase of 1.53% on the day for gold.
Closing out gold at $1,601.30 per troy ounce of gold.
Let's get to silver, shall we?
Silver is also up 44 cents, a percentage increase of 1.52% on the day, closing out silver at $29.72 per troy ounce of silver.
Let me tell you something.
I'm still bullish.
As a matter of fact, at these prices, at these retracted prices, I'm bullish on both of these goddamn metals.
And I'm bullish on them six to nine months.
Probably more depending on how things transpire in the 2012 elections.
I think what happens in our political system is going to basically dictate, unfortunately, how the market is going to sway itself.
Anyway, let's get to livestock, shall we?
We got live cattle futures down today, 55 cents, a percentage decrease of 0.46% on the day.
We've got cattle feeder futures down 97 cents, a percentage decrease of 0.68% on the day.
And lean hog futures, good God, everybody sold off on this ticket.
They are down $2.02 today.
A percentage decrease of 2.37% on that.
I mean, good God.
Jesus Christ.
But once again, this is one of these helter-skelter type of markets out here, man.
I mean, you know, these damn ridiculous, pussy-whipped investors, they don't know their asses from their elbow.
They're scared crapless.
You know, that's what these people don't understand.
And I always try to say people, look, long-term investment reigns supreme.
Do you understand that?
Long-term investment reigns supreme.
That was the basis for Warren Buffett's theory of investing, and it made him billions of dollars.
And that's my theory for investing also.
Not to say that day trading isn't also a lucrative financial instrument.
Not to say that trading futures, options, shorting, or any of the other financial instruments are a viable financial opportunity.
But for those that aren't really familiar with those types of complicated financial instruments, long-term investment in equities and hard assets, hard commodities assets are a way to go.
And in my personal opinion, I think in the long term, these people are going to fare out fairly well, and will probably be a part of the upper classes here within the next 20 to 30 years, if you want my personal opinion.
Anyway, let's shut down the chat engineer.
Shut down that goddamn chat room.
Shut it down, for Christ's sake.
I'm not going to sit over here and allow these stupid, ridiculous jerk dicks to sit over here and scroll a bunch of nonsense.
Long Term Hard Assets00:14:08
Hey, look, it's Baller Friday, all right?
I don't even need to be here.
I could be out there doing some.
As a matter of fact, you idiots, keep this up.
I'm out of here.
I'm telling you this right now.
I'm not BSing with you.
All right?
It's not a joke.
All right, this is not a joke.
I'm out.
I'll go somewhere else.
I'll go down to 6th Street, baby.
Militime, baby.
That's where I'd go.
As a matter of fact, I got me a drink right here.
Where's my drink?
Where's my drink, for Christ's sake?
Oh, yeah, here it is.
Oh, man.
Let me tell you something right now.
This ain't Johnny Walker Blue label today.
I got me some Covassier, huh?
Woo!
Oh, yeah, that's right.
Birthdays was the worst days.
Now I'm sipping on Louie when I'm Thursday, you know?
Look at all the capitalists that are chilling like some insane villains this baller Friday, baby.
Ha, ha, ha, ha.
That's some good Kovacier, baby.
And if you don't know what Covassier is, well, then obviously you ain't living lavish.
I've been making money, babe.
That's what I do.
That's what I do.
Anyway, folks, that, my friends, is the markets for your ass.
And Jesus Christ, we got through those markets within about 20 minutes.
You should all be lucky, for Christ's sake.
You know what I'm saying?
Woo!
Anyway, folks, we got a lot of things to talk about here on this edition of the True Capitalist Radio Broadcast.
And of course, I always want to hear your particular take on anything that we're discussing here.
So if you have anything with any kind of substance to talk about, please give me a call.
646-652-4869.
It's number to call out here.
We're not BSing.
All right?
We're not BSing out here.
We want to hear what you have to say.
But once again, we are going to be agitated.
I'm going to let everybody know prior to taking any of these calls that we're going to get agitated by a bunch of troll terrorists.
And unfortunately, folks, we're going to talk about this later.
The trolls have won a victory in the court systems.
We're going to talk about that later on.
And, you know, I was in the process of taking the necessary legal steps to get punitive damages out of these idiots' asses.
But unfortunately, you know, some activist judge somewhere decided that they just wanted to go out and throw out some kind of internet buttstalker case that's going to allow these idiot trolls to continue to wreak havoc across the internet.
And I think it's utterly disgusting.
So we're just going to have to bear with them, folks.
If we have any prank callers or any of these people that are going to call up and just agitate the show, we are not.
And I repeat, we are not going to allow them to deviate the broadcast.
I'm not going to let them do it.
I'm not going to let them ruin my Baller Friday.
Do you understand that?
I'm not letting you idiots ruin my Baller Friday.
Go ahead and let the chat room martial law engineer.
All right, let's go ahead and talk about the first subject matter.
All right.
Did anybody see the GOP debates last night?
I mean, I kind of saw it.
It was pretty freaking ridiculous.
It looked like a pretty big GOP circle jerk.
I mean, even Ron Paul, the big savior that all these jerk dicks think that's going to change the country and change the world or something, was even like, well, you know, I mean, anybody on this stage is going to be able to beat Barack Obama, you know?
And he got a damn standing ovation for that stupid remark.
I mean, it's just stupid.
Let me tell you something right now.
All these idiots that were on that stage last night were trying to portray themselves as people with original ideas when the man with original ideas that came to the forefront that was an outsider to this bureaucratic nonsense.
And I'm talking about my man, Herman Sugarcane.
He had actual ideas.
He was putting it on the table for Christ's sake.
He was going to change the system.
But unfortunately, unfortunately, a lot of the things that he was proposing was a threat to the system.
As you can see, not only did he get backstabbed by his own GOP brethren, but he also got completely character assassinated by the liberal media.
We're going to talk about the liberal media here in a second.
All right?
But anyway, I want to talk about the GOP debates and if you people actually believe, if you actually believe that the GOP actually have a shot this election, given the idiots that they have now, given the mumsers that we were looking at last night, do you think that these stupid Republicans even have a shot?
You know what I'm hoping for?
And I don't think that this is a far-fetched idea.
I'm hoping for a candidate to come in after the New Hampshire primaries.
Because let's be honest.
Let's just be perfectly honest here.
We need another candidate.
All right, for the right-wing perspective.
All right?
All right?
I mean, you know it, and I know it.
Jesus Christ, it's just disgraceful what's happened here.
And I think that given the precedent set forth by Slick Willie, and I'm talking about Bill Clinton, all right?
Bill Clinton back when he ran the first time, when he was the comeback kid in the primaries of 1992.
Do you all remember that?
Remember when they called him the comeback kid?
Because he basically bowed out of one of the primaries, I believe.
I think he bowed out of Iowa altogether.
And no, they didn't call him the comeback kid for that, you sick pricks in the chat room, all right?
Get your minds out of the gutter.
I'm trying to make a point here.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, he skipped one of those primaries, right?
And he went into, I believe it was New Hampshire, and I believe he lost a close race in New Hampshire, but then thereafter, he exploded and started winning primary after primary after primary, and then eventually became the nominee and became the president.
Now, I think that something like that is possible right here in the Republican primary, in the GOP primary.
And what I'm hoping, this is what I'm hoping, folks.
I'm hoping that a candidate like, and unfortunately, Christie from New Jersey said he's not going to run.
It's not even a possibility.
Maybe next time, he says.
But you know what?
And I hate to say this, but we need a Bush in office.
That's right.
I said it.
We need a Bush in office.
So I've been trying to get in contact because, you know, George Bush is from Texas, folks.
And for you folks that have been listening to the true conservative radio show way back in the day, you know as well as I, you know, the Bush administration and this man right here are like this.
So I'm just thinking, Jeb, hey, Jeb Bush.
I mean, what are you doing, man?
I mean, get up off your ass and do something for Christ's sake.
We need a Bush in office to kick ass and take names again.
I remember when Bush was in office, everybody in the world was shitting bricks.
Everybody was scared crapless, for Christ's sake.
Now that, you know, we don't have a Bush in office, we got this apologist administration, you know, this Islamic extremist sympathist administration, we've just gone completely kaput.
I mean, we've even got Iran threatening Afghanistan.
I mean, they're hacking our freaking goddamn predator drones out of the sky.
You understand that?
We need a goddamn Bush in office.
And I am trying to personally contact the Bush family myself.
And let me tell you something right now.
I'm not going to put, look, I'm not going to prognosticate this.
I'm not prognosticating this.
But don't be surprised if we see Jeb Bush after the New Hampshire primary just kind of come in and say, you know what, I'm running for president.
I'm not joking.
Don't be goddamn surprised, baby.
All right?
And that's all there is to it.
Let me tell you something.
It'd be the greatest thing that happened to the GOP because it would be a shoe-in for Jeb Bush.
There'd be no way Obama would be able to run against the Bush dynasty for Christ's sake.
All right?
That's all there is to it.
Anyway, I'm just saying, man, I'm just tired of my country being pushed around like little bitches out here.
Moreover, I'm sick and tired of these bureaucrats trying to implement this goddamn totalitarianism nonsense upon our people.
I'm sick of it.
I'm sick of it.
We need a proven commodity out here.
We need somebody from the white, from the right, excuse me, not from the white, from the right that's actually been a proven commodity out here.
And let me tell you something.
The damn Bush administration, all right?
The Bush family.
All right, that's what we need out here, Jeb Bush.
All right?
And if Jeb Bush doesn't want to run for president, we'll have his little Mexican kid run for president.
I'd vote for Jeb Bush's Mexican kid.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, what do you have to say about what happened to this ridiculous GOP, ridiculous, pathetic debate?
All right?
I want to hear what you have to say about it.
646-652-4869 is the number to call.
I mean, it's just ridiculous.
Area code 303, what'd you think about GOP?
You're just playing with your Peter Popper for Christ's sake.
818, what do you think about GOP?
Hey Ghost, um, I heard you got cancer, so I wrote a little song about it.
Are you gonna come in with some vocals anytime soon?
What are you, one of these instrumental artists, for Christ's sake?
I mean, Jesus Christ.
I mean, what are you, Herb Alpert?
Is that what you are, Herb Alpert or something?
You think you're some kind of instrumentalist?
or something.
Christy, it sounds like you're playing from one of those three-year-old little play toy, uh, Mattel freaking keyboards, for Christy.
Get this idiot off.
First of all, I don't have cancer assholes.
I know there's some jerk dicks around the internets out here trying to say, oh, ghost, you got cancer.
I don't have cancer, all right?
And whoever spread that rumor, I hope you get cancer of the cock because I don't have cancer, all right?
Assholes.
Anyway, we're supposed to be talking about the GOP out here, all right?
And I'm saying that the GOP debates last night showed that these idiots are a bunch of bureaucratic mumsers with no type of original idealism.
They've all got a bunch of ridiculous, nefarious baggage.
And in my personal opinion, I don't think that any of these idiots that are running for the GOP nominee are going to beat Obama, man.
I don't think they're going to be able to do it.
So that's why I'm saying.
That's why I'm saying, Jeb Bush, are you there, Jeb Bush?
Are you listening?
After these New Hampshire primaries, Jeb Bush, it's time for you to go in there.
It's time for you to kick ass and take names and then run against Obama because we need another bush in the White House.
Woo!
Anyway, 6466524869.
I want to hear what you have to say about it.
The GOP debates last night.
Let's take a Skype caller here.
Let's see who we got.
We got Alpha Unit.
Are you there?
Hey, man.
Can I ask why you think Bronies are gay?
That's just totally wrong.
I mean, my mate, the question is this, and he's like the strange guy I know.
I mean, he's a legend, man, and he's not gay.
What do you want about him?
First of all, first and foremost, bronies are over-feminine fruity asses that are trying to repress homosexual type, I guess, idealism, I guess, deep-seated thought.
Because anybody who's going to be a part of any kind of affiliation of some community that's called Bronies, which for all you folks that are unfamiliar with Brodies, it's a bunch of 18-year-old males that watch My Little Pony and they're so hard on for this crap that they actually built communities for this crap.
Look, they're over-feminized fruity asses, and I can't stand them, all right?
And don't bring up bronies when we're talking about the GOP here, all right?
We don't have time for freaking bronies.
GOP Situation Analysis00:03:48
We're talking about the GOP, how these mumsers that are running for the goddamn right are just basically going to guarantee Barack Obama another four years, and I want to hear what people have to say about it.
All right, John the Walker, are you there?
Stop, Ben Tears.
You're just making gunnies for the young.
Jesus Christ, with these audio splice and whatever, whatever the hell that was, for Christ's sake, can we get some goddamn substance, please?
All right, this is serious business here.
Jesus Christ, you idiots.
609, you're on the horn.
What's up?
BobPaul2012.com.
4 million the wind in Iowa to answer.
Go, Rob Paul.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Look, Ron Paul doesn't have a shot.
All right.
You know it.
I know it.
Everybody in the media knows it.
The only people that don't know it are imbecilic young idiots like yourself.
You know what's funny about Ron Paul?
You know, he's out there campaigning, right?
Here recently, when all the candidates were being introduced at one of these galas out there at the Iowa, because remember, that's the first caucus that the primaries go through.
But anyway, they were highlighting the fact that when everyone was introduced, as far as the lineup for the GOP nominees were concerned, everybody had a moderate applause.
But when Ron Paul was brought to the stage, you saw all the young people go crazy like the man was a rock star.
Like, yay, Ron Paul, Ron Paul.
You know, what you idiots don't understand is that the majority of those morons that are out there that are screaming Ron Paul in Iowa go to the local university out there at Iowa.
All right?
School just let out today.
That's right.
Everybody's going home for the Christmas vacation.
That's right.
Mama, Mama, coming home.
They're coming home.
And that means that those young people aren't going to be there to vote in the caucus.
You dig?
So even if Ron Paul does get some kind of rock star-ish type ruckus at one of these stupid events in Iowa, it does not mean that he's going to somehow win the primary.
Most of those goddamn kids are going to go home.
They're going to mooch off their parents for Christmas, and they're not going to be at the caucus.
So all you idiots that have this pipe dream for Ron Paul, you're stupid.
To be honest, you're stupid.
This idiot is just running so he can obtain more and more money in his campaign contribution account.
So when he doesn't win the nomination, he can just kind of retire on your dime.
That's right.
Because when politicians retire, and I hate to keep repeating this, but it bears repeating.
When politicians retire, they get to keep all that's in their campaign contribution account and put it in their personal account.
Tax-free, idiots.
And you idiots.
Hey, Ron Paul, here you ain't can you shut up.
Just sit there and shut your stupid, stinking, smelly holes already.
I'm sick and tired of you people sitting here with these ridiculous pipe dreams.
All right, stop thinking with your heads in the sky.
This is serious business out here.
Our country is under attack by a bunch of totalitarian bureaucrats that are in Washington that we elected, that you elected, for Christ's sake.
So anyway, I want to talk a little bit about this GOP situation.
Politician Retirement Scandal00:06:43
I want to hear what you have to say about it, all right?
646-6524-869 is the number to call.
This is serious business.
I wish people took it as serious as the situation at hand is.
So hopefully we can get some substance on the debating table here.
Area coach 609, what's up?
What kind of cancer do you have again, Ghost?
You stupid, silly bastard.
I don't have cancer.
All right, shut up with that crap.
Area code 248.
It's Friday.
It's Friday.
I'm sick and tired of all our friends.
Shut up.
You just shut your stinking holes, all right?
Look, I'm not gonna.
Shit.
I'm not gonna let you idiots ruin my baller Friday.
Do you understand that?
We need to talk about serious business here.
Our country is under attack by totalitarians, and you stupid ads could care less about it.
You're just too busy to see how many large pieces of furniture you can stick up your shit funnel.
That's what you people are worried about, for Christ's sake.
Son of a bitch.
Jesus Christ.
We're supposed to be talking about the GOP debates last night.
6466524869 is number to call.
We're going to take a couple more callers.
And if we don't get any goddamn substance, I'm going on to another subject matter.
Area code 303, what's up?
Oh, man, I'm baked.
You're baked?
Your voice, man.
What the hell does that mean you're baked?
What the hell does that mean?
What does that mean you're baked, boy?
What does that mean?
Have you been puffing the Magic Dragon, son?
Hey, engineer, put on some Puffing the Magic Dragon music for this laughing piece of shit.
Music for this idiot.
Uh-oh.
Hey, you alright?
Love your voice.
Are you okay, boy?
voice.
On the scene.
Shut it off.
This guy from 303 is just bombed out of his mind for Christ's sake.
He must be smoking that kind of crap that was shoved up some Mexican's ass to get smuggled into this country.
And by the way he's acting, that Mexican must have had a hemorrhoid in his ass or something, for Christ's sake.
Anyway, 864, what's up?
Shut up, shut up, and get a better microphone.
314, what up?
Another Helen Keller deaf mute, for Christ's sake.
Let's take some Skype callers.
We got an Afro-American.
What's going on?
I won't wish you a Mary Christmas.
I want to wish you a bit of race.
You know, it just makes me sick that, you know, first of all, I'm not a real big fan of Christmas as it is anymore, right?
And now you've got me singing like a freaking Mexican, alright, doing a Mexican Christmas carol like I'm doing it for freaking Poncho Claus or something for Christ.
Good.
Jesus Christ.
We might as well have some old yeha on the side over here selling freaking tamales.
I mean, dig it.
Damn it.
Jesus Christ.
I'm telling you right now, I'm not going to like this stupid, sorry, sick-ass cyber-vermin.
All right, give me the goddamn goddamn mic, man.
Stupid scumbags out here, for Christ's sake, man.
You got me singing Mexican.
We're going to move on to another subject matter because all we're getting is nothing but a bunch of freaking agitators and a bunch of freaking liberal loghares, a bunch of pig paint players, a bunch of finger spankers, That are calling up to the broadcast.
Let's move on to the next broadcast.
All right.
Or the next broadcast.
The next, I'm sorry, I'm getting off keystroker.
Let's move on to the next subject.
All right, let's move on to the next subject.
All right, here we go.
All right, we were talking about the GOP.
Let's talk about how the Congress is lollygagging on this extension to extend government funding out here.
You know what I'm saying?
Congress Funding Extension00:13:03
I mean, they're lollygagging.
They're just sitting around like the American people sitting on their thumbs, not doing a goddamn thing.
Now, what do I mean by this?
That means that our government needs to approve a bill so that we can increase the government credit line.
And if the government credit line isn't increased, well, then the government will be forced to shut down.
And anybody who is, I don't know, working for the government, gets paid by the government, well, if the government shuts down, you ain't getting paid.
All right?
Anyway, they're out here lollygagging, you know, on what?
What are they lollygagging on?
Not the, you know, crustaceans with their heads up their ass.
No, they're lollygagging about two stupid, ridiculous, pathetic issues.
Now, first issue, I actually agree with.
The right actually wants to add on as an amendment to this increasing or the increasing in the credit limit of the government, wants to add on the building and the approval of the Keystone Pipeline.
All right, now the Keystone Pipeline, we've been talking about it, extends from the Canadian sands all the way down here to Port Arthur, Texas.
A huge pipeline that basically extends all the way down to the country out here would actually bring in, I don't know how many hundreds, thousands, I don't know how many millions of jobs it would be able to, you know, generate out here.
But lo and behold, it would also decrease the amount of money that we pay at the gasoline pump for gasoline, for Christ's sake.
I mean, our neighbor to the north, you know, the Canadians, those assholes from Canadia, they never have been good for anything.
All right.
I mean, frankly, they've been a pimple on the ass of America.
But guess what?
They've got oil.
All right?
They've got oil.
They've struck oil out there in their sands, little Canadian sands area.
They want to sell it to us.
We're lollygagging about this particular situation, and they're getting, I mean, to be honest with you, they're getting a little pissed.
You know, these Canadian bacon moose humping maple leaf up the ass-having pasty people bastards out here in Canadia are getting a little upset that the American government can't approve this Keystone pipeline.
And if it doesn't get approved, they say that they'll go ahead and sell the crap to China and Russia.
That they'll send the pipeline the other way and they'll sell the oil to damn China and Russia, for Christ's sake.
But anyway, that's what's really holding up the process for the approval of government continuity to continue running government.
All right.
Now, what's the left's argument?
The left's argument is that they want these stupid dumb tax cuts.
This disgusting cosmetic tax cut that has no significance whatsoever.
This idiotic tax cut that Barack Obama likes to pat himself on the back so much for, where he actually gave, believe it or not, you were actually given a tax cut if you were a worker.
You were given $1,000 of your dollars spread out throughout one year in your paycheck.
You didn't even see it.
You know, you probably wouldn't even notice it, for Christ's sake.
Literally, it's like maybe $10 extra on your check, maybe $20 extra on your check.
All right?
Well, the Democrats want to continue this ridiculous tax cut so they can tout that, hey, we cut tax for the majority of the American people, and we're the party of the people.
When it's an insignificant tax cut, all right?
It's not going to do the goddamn country one bit of good, all right?
Okay, let me get this.
All right, they're going to increase it 500 bucks.
Okay, you'll get $1,500 throughout an entire year given to you in your paycheck as opposed to $1,000.
But it's insignificant, all right?
You idiots don't understand.
You are not going to get a $1,000 check at the end of the year.
That's not how you're going to get it, you morons.
You're not going to get $1,000 tax credit.
You're not going to get that.
What you're going to get, you're going to get $10 extra dollars, $20 extra dollars on your paycheck that would have otherwise gone to Social Security.
That's it.
All right?
Meanwhile, Stimulus Package 2 gave a trillion dollars to all the people that donated to the campaign contribution accounts to the liberal regime.
You know it, and I know it.
And I want to hear what you have to say about it.
646652-4869.
Congress is lollygagging.
We're on the verge of a goddamn government shutdown.
I want to hear what you have to say.
646652-4869 is the number to call.
Let's take some calls here right now.
We got Soldier Leaf Hat on the horn.
What's up?
The name's Saxton Hale, Australian, CEO Amanto, and the man who's going to beat the living hell out of you.
Now, shut up, all right?
That's all we need is some tough guy Australian, for Christ's sake.
All right, give me a freaking break.
Who's the next guy that's going to call me?
Steve Irwin from the dead?
Oh, Croikey.
Oh, gosh, I'm going to stick a cork and all straight up your ass.
Oh, Croikey, look over there.
Shut up, all right?
Just sit there and shut your sticking smelly, down-under, planypus-smelling, kangaroo-banging hole.
Jesus Christ.
We're supposed to be talking about this situation about the U.S. Congress lollygagging about this government credit extension, all right?
Our government is on the verge of a shutdown, and these idiots are pussy-footing around about cosmetic tax cuts and pipelines, for Christ's sake.
Meanwhile, we're taking it up the tailpipe.
Jesus Christ, 336, you're on the horn.
My grandmother here, but you son of a bitch.
You son of a bitch.
Goddamn.
What did I tell you?
What did I tell all of you idiots?
Don't be talking about my granny.
Don't you sorry sacks of cyber vermin crap ever talk about my granny, you sack of crap.
She was the most pious, nicest woman that you'll ever meet in your life.
She never cursed a day in her life for Christ's sake.
You know that?
I never heard that woman curse a day in her life.
Don't you ever talk about my granny.
Son of a bitch.
You idiots are lucky that you're on some fiber optically connected network because if we were in a goddamn barroom, I'd be beating your asses.
You understand that?
Oh, yeah, I'd take you all on.
I'd take you all on because it ain't nothing for me to whoop a man's ass.
You don't be talking about another man's granny.
I'm not going to let you idiots.
I'm not going to let you idiots ruin my baller Friday.
I'm not going to let you do it.
I'm not going to let you do it, you son of a bitch.
I'm not going to let you do it.
We're talking about the goddamn Congress lollygagging about this government extension out here.
All right?
They need to extend the goddamn U.S. government's credit or we're going to risk a government shutdown.
I mean, they're lollygagging on pipelines and cosmetic tax cuts.
I mean, what do you scumbags have to say about it for Christ's sake?
6466524869 is the number to call here.
All right, let me tell you something right now.
You people keep putting this up.
You keep this up for Christ's sake.
I'm getting out of here.
All right?
I could be on 6th Street right now.
All right?
Militime, baby.
That's all I'm saying.
Militime.
So you keep this up, boy.
Keep talking about my granny and see what happens, you scumbags.
Son of a bitch.
Anyway, let's take a couple more calls.
See if anybody gives a crap about Congress out here.
Jesus Christ, 703, you're on the horn.
I'm going to have my granddaughter into the black guy handshake on my half-inch penis.
You son of a bitch.
Goddamn!
You sit up!
Damn it!
I wish this was your goddamn bitch!
I wish this was your son of a bitch!
Oh, for Christ's sake.
If you were right here, I wish this was your fingers!
God damn it!
God damn it, you idiots!
for Christ.
Oh, my goddamn heart's beating like a rabbit.
Oh, my God.
They're laughing for Christ's sake.
They're laughing and good.
Son of a bitch.
I mean, goddamn it.
I mean, I do this show every goddamn day for Christ's sake.
I mean, I'm jaded, man.
I mean, I'm depressed because I can't believe that you scumbags could sit here and do this to me on Baller Friday for Christ's sake.
Talking about my granny, talking about my granddaughter, goddammit.
I don't need to put up with this for Christ's sake.
I don't need to put up with this for Christ's sake.
I don't need to put up with this, man.
It's Friday.
Jesus Christ.
I'm a capitalist and I deserve the respect accorded that title, stupid sense of bitches.
And I deserve more respect than this for Christ's sake.
You understand that?
I'm not going to let you idiots ruin my Baller Friday.
This is my Baller Friday.
It belongs to me.
And I'm not letting you idiots ruin it, you scumbags.
Let me just calm down here.
We're now in the second hour of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
And of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
And once again, folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
You son of a bitch.
And before we do that, anything, you scumbags, I want you all to retweet this goddamn broadcast, alright?
That's the least you sons of bitches can do.
That's the least you could do.
Go to the social networks and go to the fucking forums and go to the blogs and spread it around.
SPREAD! SPREAD!
Oh! Oh!
What shut up, Scott?
You get what you get, what you get.
what you get.
Give me the mic.
Freaking mic, for Christ's sake.
Anyway, we're in a new hour for Christ's sake.
Right, I'm going to try to try to put all the disgusting episodes that have just transpired in the last hour in the past.
And we're going to see if we can try to move on forward if we can somehow kind of conjure up an actual electronic show after this freak show.
I hate to even ask this freaking engineer.
Engineer, do we have any goddamn Twitter shout-outs to be had out here, engineer?
All right, folks.
I mean, I don't even know why you scumbags even deserve this, but of course, if you want a shout-out right here, right now, all you've got to do is go to my Twitter account, folks.
Jesus Christ, my heart's beating like a freaking rabbit because you scumbags.
Ghost Politics is the name to follow.
It's going to be put on this damn screen right here.
Put it on the screen, engineer.
Ghost Politics.
All right.
All one word, no underscores.
All right.
And then when you get there, retweet the first tweet on the Twitter account.
Do you understand that?
The first tweet on the Twitter account.
Go ahead and retweet that son of a bitch.
All right.
And I will give you a shout-out right here, right now.
Don't make any scumbag Twitter names either, there, bitch boys.
Jesus Christ.
All right, let's see.
Who do we got going on here?
All right, we've got Hitler's best pony.
Oh, you son of a bitch.
You're already starting off.
You're already starting off on my fast side.
We've got the Gamer God.
We've got Occupy KFC.
We've got Dash of Rainbow.
We've got Beatings for Bronies.
Who the hell else do we got?
We got Flamin' Nipple Chop in the place.
Anonymous Plumo in the house.
The Harebanger.
Mowers.
Ian Richie in the place.
Somebody named Vibrated Grandma.
You better not be talking about my grandma, you son of a bitch.
I'm telling you that right now.
Stop talking about my granny.
Son of a bitch.
El Foxo Loco.
We got Ghoul the Fool.
Free Zorg.
I eat dog treats.
You eat dog treats.
There's something wrong with your sorry ass for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ.
Who the hell else do we got going on over here, Engineer?
We got Gasgari Oak.
We've got Gastro Dungazara.
Midwife Sandusky.
Mummy Yummy Lemmons.
Who else we got?
We got My Little Ghostie, the Manly Lesbian, Cosmo CMB in the house.
What's going on, Cosmo?
Once again, you want to go ahead and have a Twitter shout-out right here, right now?
Go to my Twitter account and retweet the first tweet on my Twitter account for Christ's sake.
All right.
All right, who else we got here?
We got.
I'm not going to say that, you disgusting piece of crap.
I'm not saying these disgusting names.
You people are sick.
You people are sick.
I'm only going to say legitimate names for Christ's sake from here on in.
You understand that, boy?
Jesus Christ.
Coffee for ghosts.
Yeah, real funny.
Real funny, you jerk off.
We got Count Dracula 25 in the house.
Dr. Preston in the house.
We got Omer.
We got Desert Rose Radio in the place.
We got some asshole named Ghost Plumpass.
Just shove it up your ass, you idiot, all right?
You people are really starting to piss me off, all right?
I mean, Jesus Christ, do you people even have a soul?
I'm sick and tired of you scumbags, for Christ's sake, man.
I'm sick and tired of it.
We got somebody named Drugmaid.
We got, that's it.
I mean, look at this.
Look at this crap.
Look at these scumbags.
There's Han Hanzo.
We got Born Acid.
Look at this.
Isle of Sandusky.
Yeah, Sandusky, bath attendant.
Yeah, real funny jerk offs.
That's it.
They're starting to get stupid.
They're starting to get ridiculous.
Anyway, we're just going to move on to the next subject matter of the broadcast.
Digital Platform Authority00:07:33
Nobody cares about Congress lollygagging on pipelines and cosmetic tax cuts while a goddamn government shut down looms for Christ's sake.
But what I want to talk about now should be a serious subject matter to everyone.
Everyone that's listening within the sound of my voice, for Christ's sake.
And I'm talking about none other than SOPA.
That's right.
SOPA and the NDAA.
For you folks that are unfamiliar with these two little bills that are trying to be passed through the goddamn Congress and want to be signed by the president, SOPA is a Stop Online Piracy Act,
which is supposed to be, in effect, giving the government supra authority in taking websites that they deem inappropriate or deem promoting piracy or a bunch of loose language in this bill that gives the government the authority to basically be the overlord of the internet.
All right.
And in this bill, I mean, it basically states if you lie about anything online, if you lie on any of these social networking programs about your height, your weight, your age, your occupation, if you lie about anything, you can actually be prosecuted under these new statutes in SOPA.
But according to reports, SOPA has been struck down here.
I mean, this is according to the latest reports.
SOPA has been struck down because of all the opposition by those that are key figures of the internets.
All right?
Oh, well, it was delayed till 2012.
Strike that from the record.
It was delayed till 2012.
Either way, we need to stop this from being delayed.
We need to just completely eliminate it from concept.
All right?
I mean, how about these agencies like the FBI and the Scotland Yard and whoever the law enforcement authority figures are for your country?
Why don't they do their freaking job as far as computer crime divisions of those particular bureaucracies are concerned?
Why don't you just do your freaking job?
Why don't you just catch hackers, catch criminals, and prosecute them for Christ's sake?
There is no need to go out there and make some supra authority over the internet for Christ's sake.
The internet was meant to be free.
Freedom of communication, freedom of information, freedom of exchange of ideas, freedom of data.
All right, assholes?
Freedom of data.
But unfortunately, we've got these idiots from the goddamn Motion Picture Association and the goddamn recording industry trying to lobby the government into making these stupid old school monopolists of creativity to become the new school monopolists.
And we're not going to let you do it, all right?
I don't want to continue to be fed these disgusting movies that Hollywood's shoving down our throats.
All right?
I would much prefer an independent film, independent film director, independent film special effects person.
All these people collaborate and actually making a film that I actually want to watch.
All right?
I'm sick of these damn films because, oh, look, Julia Roberts' cockmouth is in this movie.
So we got to go out there and watch it.
Yay!
Oh, look, it's Jonah Hill.
We got to go out there and watch it.
Yay!
I'm sick and tired of these people.
All right?
I'm sick and tired of these people shoving these stars and these directors down my throat.
It's time for new blood out here, for Christ's sake.
And the internet allows us to do so.
I mean, you've got to think what power that you have in your hand right now.
You have the power to search for whatever content that you want to search for at your fingertips.
You have the power to go and search for whatever internet radio show like you folks are listening to right now that you want to, whatever internet TV show that you want to, whatever internet movie that you want to, whatever magazines and articles and pictures and videos and audio files.
I mean, it's an unlimited supply of content.
But the people that want to stop this are these people that used to dominate this.
And I'm talking about the recording industry and the movie industry.
These people want to monopolize creativity again, and we can't allow them to do it.
And that's why Sophie needs to be out of here.
So don't just stand there, go out there and voice your opinion to these stupid, scumbag, power-hungry politicians in Washington today and tell them, hey, it's bad enough that you scumbags are trying to encroach on our freedom as it relates to our physical freedom in reality.
How dare you scumbags try to come into our virtual world and take our last element of true freedom away from us.
Screw you, bureaucrats.
And that's all there is to it.
And let me tell you something else.
If you as a content scour, you as somebody as a content listener or content viewer or a content reader, if you can't find the content that suits you, if you go out there and you look at YouTube videos and look at YouTube videos, you got online sitcoms nowadays.
You got online movies.
The internet is just really innovating as it relates to creativity and content.
If you can't find the kind of content that you like, well, then by God, you go out there and create the content yourself.
That's the beauty of it, man.
If you can't find the kind of content that entertains you, if you're somebody that's like, man, everything out here sucks, all right?
The movies suck.
The music sucks.
The radio sucks.
Everything sucks.
The internet gives you the power to produce something that's that much better.
And believe me, if you look at how many people that listen to this broadcast, and this broadcast is not advertised, we don't go out there and spam all over the goddamn internet.
We're not out here doing it.
This is a pure word-of-mouth broadcast.
This is proof that anybody who wants to produce content can, and if they're good enough, they can actually have true fans that actually want to listen to them, not are forced to watch them, are forced to listen to them because they're the only option in town.
And that's all there is to it.
That's why I continue to do this broadcast, because no matter what, everybody that listens to this broadcast actually wants to listen.
They're not forced to listen because, oh man, there's nothing left on the radio.
There's nothing on on the radio.
We gotta w we gotta force to be w listening to this asshole.
They're not forced to watch anything because that's all there's left on the TV.
The internet gives us the power.
And that's where it belongs.
It belongs to us.
We should have the power to voice our opinions on a digital platform.
We should have the power to go out there and view things as we see them and dictate them on a digital platform for Christ's sake.
And we should not allow any old school authority that wants to dictate creativity to allow them to do so.
Screw you, movie industry.
Screw you, recording industry.
Content Creation Power Struggle00:14:44
If you want some, come at me, bro.
Come at me, bro.
God damn it.
You freaking breath.
Come at me, bro.
God damn it.
Let me tell you something right now.
I don't really give a crap about what they're going to put into these stupid laws out here.
Do you understand that?
SOPA, the National Defense Authorization Act, I don't care.
You understand that?
I don't care.
Give me the laugh.
Freaking Mike.
Let me tell you something else.
All right.
Let me tell you something else.
I never thought that given the fact that I've always been a rather conservative man my whole life, the fact that I've always done everything by the book, the fact that I've always been somebody who believes in an honest living, you know, who's a law-abiding man who pays his taxes and doesn't cause trouble with anybody.
I find it hard to believe now under SOPA and under the National Defense Authorization Act, this man right here, yours truly, can now be considered a freaking terrorist.
Can you believe this crap?
I mean, all of a sudden, I'm the bad guy.
I mean, where did I go wrong?
I mean, where am I?
All of a sudden, I'm the bad guy.
I'm the bad guy all of a sudden.
I did everything right for Christ's sake, man.
I lived the conservative lifestyle all my life.
And where did it get me?
It got me nowhere for Christ's sake.
I sat here and listened to these scumbags say, oh, yeah, we're going to live the conservative lifestyle because that's what we do.
And then next week, they're out there busted with some damn teenage boy from some goddamn rentboy.com escort service for Christ's sake.
You got idiots like Sarah Palin that ruined the conservative movement by saying, oh, yeah, I'm a conservative evangelical that, you know, doesn't have sex till marriage.
Meanwhile, her dirty dishrag whore hops on something that looks good in a hockey stick and has a goddamn kid out of wedlock at 16, 17 years old.
That's real conservative.
That's why I'm not a conservative anymore, folks.
That's why I'm not a conservative anymore.
And you know what I'm just saying?
I'm just saying it how it is.
All right?
I'm saying it how it is.
And if SOPA and if goddamn NDAA, the National Defense Authorization Act, wants to label me some kind of a terrorist and they want to label me as some kind of nefarious scumbag or whatever they want to do it, well then go ahead and do it.
All right?
I never thought in my life I would ever be labeled in this category.
I never thought I'd be a radical, but goddamn it, I was talking to my goddamn wife the other day and I was saying, you know what, honey?
I mean, this is serious business that I'm getting into right here.
All right?
I mean, I'm hardcore.
I mean, Jesus Christ.
I mean, look at what I'm doing out here.
I'm hardcore out here for Christ's sake.
That's why they want to push SOPA.
That's why they want to push the NDAA.
I mess around and get hardcore for Christ's sake, man.
Don't you understand that?
I'm freaking hardcore.
I'm freaking hardcore for Christ's sake.
You get it?
You get it for Christ's sake, dick, get freaking hardcore for Christ's sake.
And I don't care what Sophia said, and I don't care what the NDAA said.
I don't care what the government said.
I don't care what any of them say.
I'm going to keep doing what I'm doing for Christ's sake.
And I hope that there's some real American people out there, some real people across the world for Christ's sake that are capitalists, that believe in an honest living, and believe that we can't have this bureaucratic, corrupt nonsense that's being pushed upon us today.
We can't do it.
We gotta fight like those peasants out there in Wukon, China, that rose up against the communist machine.
We gotta be like those people for Christ's sake and say, hey!
We're not gonna take totalitarianism, implement it upon us all.
I mean, goddamn, I'm hardcore for Christ's sake.
I'm hardcore!
Jesus Christ!
I mean, do you know what that means?
I mean, I'm a freaking radical for Christ's sake.
I'm freaking hardcore for Christ's sake.
Hey, you know what, engineer?
I'm freaking hype, man.
I'm freaking hype.
Why don't you put on some hardcore music for us all right now, man?
I'm feeling hype.
I'm feeling hype, engineer.
You got that?
You dig?
Put on some goddamn hardcore music.
Go ahead, put it on.
I can't believe that this is a new America.
I'm the bad guy all of a sudden.
I'm the bad guy.
I'll tell you what, I just fuck around to get hardcore.
Put on the hardcore music there, engineer.
God damn it.
What is this?
What is this?
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
I know what this is.
You're putting on a little scooter, huh?
A little bit of scooter?
Oh, yeah.
Everybody get up.
Everybody can't with me.
You're freaking hardcore with me.
You freaking hardcore.
I'm mentally mad.
I'm a super shop, shoot job.
NDAA ain't got nothing on me.
So I'm hardcore.
My name is SCH.
I've got the big plays at the fade.
Walk, shoot, check.
It's the mix up.
Up to the core, to the next job.
Come and get a taste of the big job.
Yeah, you know I'm hardcore.
Are you hardcore for Christ's sake?
Are you going to listen to Big Brothers Adams for Christ's sake?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I feel hardcore.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Always hardcore.
Yeah.
Are you hardcore?
Yeah.
Stop, go, go.
We can't allow this government to be the topic area bonus and we're not stopping.
Walk a little record.
I used to match a little check with the menace in the game.
With this stuff of my stay.
I'd rather die and get this note in true.
True, HOC.
And he corrosed them by the MSC.
With enough of me, you want HAT.
Tell us he will get you to welcome HB.
Yeah.
I feel hardcore.
I feel goddamn hardcore.
Yeah.
Always hardcore.
Yeah.
One world.
One deal.
That's right.
One music.
We're not going to stand for totalitarianism in America.
And we're not going to stand for totalitarians throughout the world.
Yeah.
I feel hardcore.
Yeah.
A freaking hardcore.
Always hardcore.
Yeah.
Down with the teleparias.
Yeah.
We don't want bureaucracy.
We want freedom.
We want liberty.
I'm so hardcore.
Jesus Christ.
Oh, man, my heart's beating like a rabbit.
Oh, my gosh.
But let me tell you something right now.
I don't give a crap.
All right, I'm hardcore.
I'm not going to let SOPA stop me.
I'm not going to let the NDAA stop me for Christ's sake.
You understand?
Let me tell you something right now.
If the NDAA is signed into law by Barack Obama, I am officially labeling myself a political prisoner.
Do you understand that?
If the NDAA is signed into law, I am officially labeling myself a political prisoner, and that's all there is to it.
That's all there is to it.
Anyway, 646-652-4869 is the number to call here.
I want to hear what you have to say about SOPA, NDAA, what you have to say about it.
Area code 407, what's up?
Hey, I think you hit the nail on the head when it comes to the content creation issue, but I just have to ask, why do you have to say SOPA in that ridiculous accent?
You racist sack of shit.
Oh, now I'm racist.
Oh, for Christ's sake.
Hey, I can say anything the way I want to.
I mean, isn't that the whole purpose of the freedom of speech?
Huh?
I mean, I think that's the epitome of the show: the fact that it's freedom, all right?
If I want to express myself by saying SOPA, by saying SOPA!
I can say it the way I want to, you sorry sack of crap.
And that's another thing.
I can broadcast the way I want to, too.
You understand?
If I wanted to bring in Paco, as a matter of fact, hey, you know what?
Get Paco on the phone, engineer.
Get Paco on the phone, and I want him to host.
Because if I wanted Paco to host, I'll have him host for Christ's sake.
Get him on the phone, engineer.
You understand?
I can do what I want to.
I mean, that's the whole purpose of freedom and liberty.
All right?
That's the whole purpose of it.
That's what these bureaucrats in Washington that we elected don't seem to understand.
These idiots want to sit over here and become mini dictators for Christ's sake.
And that's why we need to unelect these pieces of crap.
And it doesn't matter who they are, Democrat, Republican, unelect them, and just completely elect somebody that has no affiliation with the political system whatsoever.
All right?
None.
You want a true revolution?
There it is right there.
Go to the ballot box and vote for complete and utter nobodies.
And that's all there is to it.
All right?
That's all there is to it.
Son of a bitch.
Give me my drink.
Give me my drink for Christ's sake.
Give me a drink.
Jesus Christ, people don't know what's up about freedom and liberty anymore, for Christ's sake.
Dollar Friday.
Anyway, hey, did you have Paco on the phone there, engineer?
All right, well, let's go ahead and patch Paco through for Christ's sake.
Since everybody thinks that I'm some racist prick or something.
And this proves, all right?
This proves to you all that I happen to have a whole bunch of friends that happen to be Mexican.
I happen to have a whole bunch of friends that happen to be black.
I happen to have a whole bunch of friends that happen to be a lot of people.
So don't be sitting over here calling me a racist, all right?
I am a melting pot of friendship, and you people need to get that through your thick skulls, all right?
Anyway, let's put Paco on the line here, all right?
What do we got?
Do we got him, engineer, or what?
Well, put him on.
Patch him through, for Christ's sake.
Here we go, Paco.
There he is.
This Paco Guilad, hons, are you talking all this holly about ghost being racist?
Questadé que all this crap, hons?
Let me break it down to you like this, eh?
Les Vato, he ain't racist, hons.
This isn't my homeboy, hons.
He comes down to me with my audio, hons.
We go get back as a restaurant y todo este.
Simón, Limon.
He's not racist, eh?
So don't be sitting over there talking all this hale about him being racist, hons.
Les Vatos, my deme primo, hons, es mi cardnad la qui hons.
Es mi card nad la qui hons, or el equivo.
You understand, hons?
You people sitting here talking all this jale.
Esvatos racist.
Questadique.
He's not racist, hons.
He's not racist.
All you people are talking about is Vatos, honest.
Les Vatos cool, hons, or el equivo.
Puro pinche cos controlando este internet, hons.
Simón, limon.
That's right, Dawson.
Don't be sitting there talking all this hale about my homeboy ghost, hons.
Horile, if you want some, you come down to my part of town, hons, and get down with the brown.
That's right, dog.
We'll put it down, puto.
We'll put it down, eh?
And there wouldn't be nothing you can do about it, hons.
That's right, eh?
I got my wet day on me all times, huh?
You come up to me, get your ad do with, eh?
Horrel.
I'm getting out.
I don't even know why you called me, hons.
I don't even want to talk to these putos here online, huh?
They're bunch of pinches.
Cavachos aquí hons.
I'm getting out of here, hons.
Arrato, te miro te mato, puto.
All right, I think that means he doesn't want to talk anymore, Edgar.
Hang him up, man.
Hang him up.
Get him off.
Now, do you see what I'm saying, folks?
Do you see what I'm saying?
I am not a racist.
I'm a melting pot of friendship.
For you people to sit over here and make these slanderous accusations about me being some kind of a goddamn grand dragon is a false indictment, and I want you all to stop it.
Melting Pot Friendship Debate00:05:10
I want you all to stop it now.
Anyway, I want to give props to my boy Paco there.
I didn't mean for him to, you know, I know that he's probably busy, you know, I don't know, dealing out some of that mota.
He likes to call it, he calls you, he likes to deal up mota.
But I had to call him because these people are calling me freaking racist, and I don't appreciate it, man.
I don't appreciate it.
All right, I happen to have a whole bunch of friends that happen to be black, all right?
I happen to have a whole bunch of friends that happen to be Mexican, all right?
I happen to have a whole bunch of friends that happen to be WAP and Mick and Camel Jockey.
All right, so for you people to be sitting over here and saying that I'm some kind of a goddamn grand dragon is a false indictment.
I want you all to stop it and I want you to stop it now.
Jesus Christ.
I'm telling you, man, these people, I'm sick and tired of it.
I'm supposed to be talking about SOPA, and then I got some fruity ass calling me up saying, Um, why are you saying SOPA like the way you're saying it?
I just don't like it.
It just it's not toy racist bastard.
Stupid fruity prick.
Anyway, we're going to take a couple more calls on SOPA and NDAA.
And if we don't have any kind of insight on it, we're going on to something else.
All right, we got somebody named Helen Keller Deaf Mute.
I really, I kid you not, that's the name.
Helen Keller Deaf Mute.
Are you there?
I kind of figured you were just going to sit there like a Helen Keller deaf mute.
Jesus Christ.
215, you there?
Hey, you know, there's way too many guys there, man.
Please tell me that's a frat house.
All right.
Ghost for grandma, calling the house.
Ghost for him 2012.
Spread around like a wildfire.
Oh, man.
Are y'all drinking?
No, no.
Don't worry, ghosts.
We're completely sober.
Wait, ghost, you remember Brony Weekend 2?
That's what we're doing right now.
Get this.
Get him off for Christ's sake.
They're having some kind of a freak show, little slumber party circle jerk.
They're playing tummy sticks, these sick sons of bitches.
Get him off!
Jesus Christ.
I mean, do you hear this?
I mean, they're hanging around in groups, for Christ's sake.
Do you hear them?
Jesus Christ, it's a Friday night, guys.
All right?
That means all the clubs are open.
I mean, if you don't want to go to a club, go to the freaking supermarket, all right?
I bet you there's gang loads of chicks there looking to get a gallon of bluebell, which you can stop.
You can stop them from getting either a gallon of bluebell or a whole pie with one fork.
All right, and you can prevent them from doing that and get a bottle of wine, and maybe you can get a decent hump tonight or something, all right?
I'm just saying.
I'm just saying.
Acting like a gentleman also helps there, you stupid jerk dicks.
Anyway, but y'all wouldn't know nothing about that.
I mean, listen to you idiots.
Anyway, we're supposed to be talking about, you know, the soap and MDAA.
We're going to take a couple of more calls and move on.
407, what up?
Is it a common practice to molest your granny, or is that just something that you do?
Yeah, I saw it.
Don't talk about my goddamn granny.
I already told you people that don't talk about my granny.
She was a pious woman that never cursed in her life.
She never hurt nobody in her life, for Christ's sake.
She was the kind of woman that she would make a whole feast for the whole family, and when we had leftovers, she would go next door and give the leftovers to the neighbors.
All right, she was a given person for you people to be sitting over there and besmirching her memory.
It makes me sick, and it makes me want to kick the living crap out of all of you.
So don't talk about my granny.
Erico 208, what do you think about this SOPA?
Your grandma is a fucking whore.
You son of a bitch.
Don't be talking about my granny there, 208790.
Don't be doing that.
All right, I'll put you on my shit list.
You know what I'll do?
I'm going to go all over Austin, Texas in shit stalls and putting, hey, for a free BJ, call this number and they're going to give you a call.
What do you think about that, huh?
Ah, you're a little quiet now, boy?
That's what I thought.
You better be quiet, boy.
Sit there and shut your mouth.
All right?
You sit there and shut yourself.
What?
Outside of the iron cactus so I can kick your fucking ass.
Are you kidding me?
Are you in Austin, boy?
Are you in Austin for Christ's sake?
I'll be more than happy to visit you right outside of goddamn Iron Cactus and beat the little crap out of you, boy.
I'll be wearing a fucking t-shirt.
I'll be there in about two hours.
Meet me there, pussy.
Yeah, I'll be there after this show for Christ's sake, you son of a bitch.
You better be out there.
I will whoop your ass in a dog meat, boy.
Do you understand that?
All right?
Stupid son of a bitch.
Liberal Regime Critique00:15:52
Anyway, I'm sorry, folks.
These idiots are calling up.
They're talking a lot of nonsense to me.
I really don't appreciate it.
All right?
I don't appreciate it whatsoever.
And I'll be there outside that goddamn iron cactus, boy.
All right, I'll be there.
All right, I'm going to go up to any stupid little fruity-ass bastard with a freaking t-shirt and start shoving them around.
Goddamn right.
Anyway, we're going to move on to another subject matter.
I'm going to move on to a subject matter that's kind of, you know, risque, but something that I kind of agree with.
We got a representative out of Florida, a Republican by the name of Alan West, a black man, believe it or not, a representative out of Florida, that said a very controversial statement here recently that's got all the damn liberal regime with their panties up their crack.
All right?
Alan West actually compared.
Well, let me just go ahead and say what he said verbatim because it's pretty riveting to say the least.
All right?
He said that, hold on, let me get his.
I'm trying to look for his exact quote here because I want to quote every single line that he said.
Okay, here it is.
He said, if Joseph Gorbels was around, he'd be very proud of the Democratic Party because they have an incredible propaganda machine, West said.
Let's be honest.
You know, some of the people in the media are complicit with this and enabling them to get that type of message out.
All right?
Because he compared the Democratic Party, or not even, he didn't even really compare the Democratic Party to the Nazi Party.
He just said that Joseph Gorbels, which was the propaganda mastermind behind the Nazi Party during the Nazis' tenure during World War II, he's saying that Joseph Gorbels would be proud.
He'd be proud.
And you know what?
I don't know why everybody's calling for this man to apologize.
I don't see anything wrong with what this man said.
This man is speaking his mind.
I actually happen to agree with him.
I think that Joseph Gorbels would be actually rather proud of the Democratic Party and what they've been able to do.
They've been able to put out outright lies and deception via the mainstream media because the mainstream media is in the tank for Obama and in the tank for the Democratic Party.
This is a liberal regime, man.
I mean, do you see the NDAA any coverage about that, the National Defense Authorization Act on the television screen or any of the mainstream medias?
Absolutely not.
I mean, do you see, you know, highlights of SOPA and, you know, the, I mean, you don't see any of this crap.
Absolutely not.
You just see nothing but a bunch of emotional-ridden crap.
Like, I keep hearing about this stupid Ditzy Broad that walked into a plane propeller on every one of these media outlets.
Have y'all heard about this stupid Broad?
You know, she's some white blonde bimbo that, you know, comes from some affluent family, was probably getting out of her stupid ridiculous private, you know, charter jet.
You know, and she's a typical blonde fashion.
Walked right into the moving propeller and literally nearly killed herself and just disfigured her little model-like face, for Christ's sake.
I've been hearing more coverage about that than any of this stuff in Afghanistan, than the cutting and running in Iraq, than the situations that are happening with Congress, with SOPA, and NDAA.
I'm not joking.
I haven't heard anything about any of this stuff.
I mean, the only reason that you folks know about it is because I told you.
I mean, I don't hear this stuff on the mainstream media.
These people are talking about a bunch of nonsense, for Christ's sake.
And look, we have to get rid of the mainstream media.
You know how we get rid of the mainstream media?
All right?
Stop watching them.
All right?
Stop watching the mainstream media.
We don't need them anymore.
All right?
I mean, this is a digital age, for Christ's sake.
We can get every story that's hot off the hot wire through a variety of different news sources right in our fingertips or right in our hand and our goddamn smartphones, for Christ's sake.
There should be no reason whatsoever why you are not informed.
The only reason that you're not informed is because I don't want to just sit back and read.
Even though you idiots read text messages like 24 hours a day.
Stupid.
Anyway, all I got to say is, Alan West, representative of Florida, not only do you got balls, but at the same time, keep on trucking, man.
Don't sit there and back down to these goddamn liberals because that's exactly what they want.
All right?
And you're goddamn right.
Joseph Gorbels would be proud of the Democratic Party because they have completely and propagandized outright lies.
Outright lies to the American people, and you've got half these goofs actually believing it.
So Alan West is our statesman of the day.
And that's what he is.
He's our statesman, our public servant of the day.
And you want to know how down of a brother Alan West is?
This is a man representing a district in Florida that is dominated by Jewish demographic.
And he's comparing Joseph Gorbels, you know, because, you know, Jewish people are very, you know, they don't take to the Holocaust talk very well, even if you're comparing anything to anything Nazi-esque.
But this guy's representing him, for Christ's sake, and he's not letting that stop him.
He's not letting that stop him.
Alan West is saying, you know what?
Joseph Gorbels would be proud of the Democratic Party, and I agree with the man.
All right?
I agree.
I want to hear what you have to say about it.
646-652-4869 is the number to call.
Let's take some calls.
Area code 423.
What do you think about this stuff?
Here we go again with these goddamn splicers, for Christ's sake.
661, what's up?
SurgeRadio.org is more hardcore.
All right, we got it.
We're going to DDoS that.
We got it.
512, what's up?
I'm going to have Caroline do the black guy handshake on my half-in-hey, hey!
You're getting personal, all right?
I don't even want to hear the name Caroline.
I got to see that Skankosaurus this damn Christmas, for Christ's sake, and she's going to bring another eight-year-old fruitcake that's going to smell the whole goddamn hallway of my high-rise condominium out here in Austin, Texas, for Christ's sake.
All right, 407, what's up?
Is Caroline satisfied with your quarter inch?
Man, I can't even hear you.
Can you surgically extract the lard that's in your throat that's preventing you from speaking clearly, please, sir?
You're a nigger.
Oh, I struck a nerve, didn't I, fat ass?
That's right.
Yeah, I know I did.
Oh, poor guy.
That was pretty funny.
You knew just right in the heart.
He was like, God damn it.
I can't even be a fat, bloated piece of garbage in virtual life.
Jesus Christ, I'm always going to be ridiculed for being some fat jelly.
Yes, you are.
You're a hambone, all right?
You're a fat, jelly-ass hambone, and that's all there is to it.
Stupid son of a bitch.
Anyway, we're supposed to be talking about Alan West and how he's comparing.
He did not compare.
He said that the Democratic Party and the way they conduct their propaganda machine, Joseph Gorbels would be proud.
That's what he said.
All right?
What do you got to say about it?
Area code 301, you're on the horn.
I'm tired of putting on this with taking all these pills.
Tired of my friends telling me something that you're killed, Cancer sucks.
Shut that stupid up.
You know, I hate what douchebags have done to the guitar.
Have you?
I mean, I'm sick and tired of going to a park, and there's always about two or three of these long, nappy-headed douchebags sitting there with, you know, kind of a half-open t-shirt and some, you know, wagging blue jeans playing a freaking guitar like, I love my life and I play the guitar all day.
I don't have a job because I serve glory holes because I'm gay.
You may think you're stronger, but my nuts hang much longer, much longer and longer.
Amen.
Jesus Christ.
Freaking douchebags.
Who else do we got going on over here?
We're talking about Alan West here, man, Republican out of Florida, saying that Nazi propaganda minister Joseph Gorbels would be truly proud of the Democratic Party.
And I agree with him, and the Democratic Party is crying.
They're like, you got to take that back.
Shut up, you liberal, stupid, long-haired bedwetting hippie bastards.
502, what's up?
You're on the horn, man.
So, like, when you throw cans around, is that you're practicing to beat your grandmother for Hanukkah week?
Because it's coming pretty soon.
What about?
You asshole.
First of all, I'm not a Jew.
All right.
Secondly, don't talk about my granny.
I told you it is that, man.
May God rest that pious woman's soul.
Don't you talk about my granny?
I'll end this show faster than you idiots can say.
You son of a bitch.
All right?
I mean, I don't even need to be here.
That's what you people don't even understand.
I don't even need to be here.
I mean, right downstairs from my office, down the street, 6th Street, baby.
6th Street.
I mean, it could be milletime right now, for Christ's sake.
Instead of screwing around, you jerk asses.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, nobody cares about Alan West.
But I'm going to tell you something, all right?
I respect a man for putting a sack on the line and saying what's on his mind.
All right?
So you go, Alan West.
Don't let these idiots sit over here and make you apologize for something you mean, for Christ's sake.
And that's exactly the way the Democratic Party is acting this way, as far as I'm concerned.
Don't back down.
Anyway, let me move on to another subject matter for Christ's sake.
Let's talk a little bit about Wukon China.
That's right, China.
Come on and raise up.
Take your shirt off.
Spin it around your head like a helicopter.
That's right.
WuCon China is a village in China that has rose up against the Chinese Communist government and has expelled all the Communists out of its village.
Unfortunately, though, it is cordoned off by the Communists.
The Communists have surrounded the village.
They've isolated the village.
They are preventing any kind of foods or any kind of supplies from going in or out of the village for Christ's sake.
So the village is just pretty much there alone, isolated.
The village has about nine days left worth of food.
But after that nine days, they're going to start starving that village out, for Christ's sake.
You know what I'm saying?
And that's stupid.
That's sad.
All right?
I mean, the bottom line is, is that the people of China are sick and tired of being told what to do like a bunch of damn lab rats.
All right?
I mean, we are witnessing a contradiction within the communist model.
And that contradiction is, is no matter how much you program people, no matter how much you re-educate people, no matter how much you put people under fear, at some point, people are going to get tired of totalitarianism being brought upon them.
Do you understand that?
They're going to get tired.
That's all there is to it.
And let me tell you, this WuCon situation, this Wukon village in China is a perfect example of that.
And let me tell you something, Wukong.
You keep raising up out there.
You understand that?
You stick a goddamn chopstick up the communist government's ass because they deserve it for Christ's sake.
You can't sit there and continue to just complete and utter tyrannical totalitarian rule this disgusting communist government has done to its people.
I mean, do you all remember Tineman Square?
Where they literally killed hundreds of thousands of people that were just sitting in protest?
They weren't even causing a ruckus for Christ's sake.
I mean, it was in complete and in civil order.
It was complete civil order for Christ's sake.
I mean, they were staging hunger strikes and that type of pacifist demonstration.
And they killed these people.
Murdered them.
And we're just going to allow that to happen.
The world just stood by while those patriots at Chenaman Square all just got mowed down like a bunch of dogs.
What a disgrace.
What an utter disgrace.
Anyway, Wukon China, come on and raise up.
Everybody else in China, come on and raise up.
That's all I got to say about that, all right?
Anyway, let's go ahead and bring in the representative of the communist government of China.
Yeah, that's right, folks.
It's that time of the show.
For you folks that don't know, we have to allow a representative of the communist government of China to have a rebuttal anytime this broadcast does any kind of commentary that's against the communist government of China.
And the reason we do that, folks, is because blog talk radio is broadcasted within the borders of China.
And this is the only way that we can continue to be broadcasted within China by allowing a representative of the communist government to rebute anything that I say that's against the communist government.
So, Jesus Christ, do we got him, Engineer?
All right, folks.
Without any further ado, folks, Mr. Fortune Cookie, are you there, sir?
Oh, you see, you motherfucker out there in America talking all the garbage of the communist government in China.
The Wuka China, rebel, is not going to last much longer, matterfucker.
It's not going to last much longer because we're going to starve those motherfuckers out of the village.
And they're not going to be able to last much longer because they're not going to have no food.
They're not going to have no egg wall.
They're not going to have no flaglins, you pick.
They're not going to have none of that, matter fucker.
China Government Threats00:02:53
And they're going to have to submit to the communist government of China.
And for you, American people to be sitting there talking garbage about communist government in China, we're going to make sure we take a list of you, motherfucker.
We're going to take a list of each and every one of you, motherfuckers, in here in True Capitalist Radio.
Because you stupid American people don't understand that we own you, motherfucker.
We own all your debt, motherfucker.
We sell you all your iPad, iPod, all your stupid electronic, motherfucker.
We own you.
We own your children, motherfucker.
And when we come in and take over your country, we're going to take a list of everybody who listens to True Capitalist Radio, and we're going to put them in re-education camp.
That's right.
So all you motherfuckers in here talking about communist government in China, you all are in big trouble.
We're going to stick a chumstick straight up your asshole.
Motherfucker, huh?
And for all you people that sit here and talk garbage about why we do what we do, you want to know why we do what we do?
We do it for Chairman Man.
Oh, no.
Oh, my stomach hurt.
Oh, no.
Oh.
Oh, my stomach hurt.
Oh, oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Bad egg roll.
Oh, no.
Oh.
I got nothing else to say, motherfucker.
I am Mr. Fortune Cookie.
Thank you very much.
All right, shut his ass.
I get him off.
Get a sick son of a bitch egg roll consuming at him.
Get him off.
Anyway, folks, that was Mr. Fortune Cookie, a representative of the communist government of China.
And you hear him, folks.
Egyptian Revolution Commentary00:11:01
He doesn't have any qualms in the world about what's going to happen in Wukon.
He believes that you're going to starve him out.
And that's all there is to it.
And he actually believes that he owns us.
You hear him?
He owns us.
Sick, for Christ's sake.
It's utterly sick.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, let's move on to another subject matter because that guy, I really freaking hate that guy, to be honest.
I don't like Mr. Fortune cookie.
He's a commie bastard, and I wish I could just have five minutes alone with that rice-eating piece of crap.
Anyway, let's move on to another subject matter.
Let's talk about the wild jehudies out there in Egypt, huh?
Oh, yeah, the wild jehudies in Egypt.
Let me tell you something, all right?
When this stupid, ridiculous so-called revolution was happening back in February, and the stupid liberal media was putting it on a goddamn pedestal as if it was some great leap for humanity, I was here saying that this was going to be a disaster, and that's exactly what it's turned into.
It's turned into an utter disaster, and the reason I said it was because the whole revolution concept of Egypt was founded on nothing.
It was founded on nothing but a bunch of idiots manipulating a third world nation through first world communication technology.
That's what it was.
There was no intellectual foundation to these wild jehudies going ape shit in Egypt.
There was none whatsoever.
And that's why, believe it or not, they're rioting again.
Oh, that's right.
They're rioting again, folks.
They're out there in Egypt.
They're throwing Molotov cocktails.
Give me a freaking break.
And, you know, Whale Gonem, you know, this is all your fault, you stupid piece of crap.
All right?
Where's this guy?
Is this guy on the front lines out there fighting against the military junker that took over the Egyptian country?
No, absolutely not.
He's out there at the Time Magazine most influential people, little dinner gala, getting ready to publish his book, Revolution 2.0, when my personal opinion, this guy should be in fucking jail.
Excuse my French.
This guy should be in freaking jail.
Whale Gonem, you should be in freaking jail for causing this goddamn Egyptian revolution, for Christ's sake.
But we allow this stupid, disgusting, you know, pathetic-looking jihudi to walk around like a free man, like it's no big freaking deal.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, once again, Egypt rioting once again because the people that we put into power, we don't like them anymore.
I mean, why are you rioting, jehudies?
You basically removed Hansi Mubarak from power.
Now the military is in power, and you put them there, you stupid, dumb idiot, non-intellectual having jehudies.
You put them there, and now all of a sudden, oh, we don't want them no more.
We don't want them.
We want the wilky hog.
We want the wilchy hog.
Jesus Christ.
Thanks a lot, Whale Gonem, you stupid moron.
Anyway, you know what?
Who else has got going?
Let's see if anybody got anything to say out here about Whale Gonem or the goddamn Egyptian revolution.
708 what's your excuse we can't even understand you there scumbag Jesus Christ.
Note party, you there?
You've got you, Ghost.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
I got to remember your name.
You should put Trans-Testicle or something.
Jesus Christ.
My name is Trisha Ghost.
All right.
Well, that's great.
Well, what do you think?
What do you have to say about anything?
You have any commentary, any kind of trans-testicle commentary to input here?
Oh, exactly, New.
We're talking about the Keystone Pipeline, and I was thinking how much I want to ride your pipeline.
Oh, you sick sick.
Get this sick trendy out.
Get off, for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ.
I mean, we're sitting over here talking about serious business.
And look at this.
This is what I get.
This is what I get here.
And look at these sick people in the chat room.
They're saying this trans testicle sounds hot for Christ's sake.
You people sick?
You people are sick, man.
Let me tell you something right now.
My show is serious business, and I'm about to just, you know, jump ship and just end the show right now.
I'm not joking.
I'm thinking about just jumping ship and ending the show right goddamn now.
Do you understand that?
All right, I mean, look at this.
I've already been on for two hours.
All right?
I don't need to be on anymore.
Matter of fact, give me my drink, for Christ's sake.
goddamn drink.
I'm thinking about ending this goddamn son of a bitch.
You people think I'm playing, huh?
You test me, you idiot.
You try me.
You idiots think I'm playing?
You try me.
As a matter of fact, implement chat room martial law, engineer.
Implement chat room martial law.
Son of a bitch.
How y'all like that now, huh?
How do you like a little bit of that?
You're going to sit over there and talk garbage to me.
You don't talk garbage to me.
You understand that, boy?
You don't talk garbage to me.
All right?
I deserve more respect.
Anyway, we're talking about those stupid jehooties in Egypt, for Christ's sake.
Let's talk about Russia.
They're bracing for more protests this weekend in Russia.
And did you hear?
The Russian government has claimed that they stopped a terrorist within their borders from Iran carrying radioactive material.
Can you believe this crap?
Huh?
Sounds like politics to me.
Sounds like the Russians are playing politics by saying, hey, look at this come then.
We stopped the Navanians in our own country and we are going to give them to you.
Shut up, Pootie Pooh.
All right?
Just sit there and shut up.
You're out, Pootie Pooh.
You're out of here.
Russia wants you out.
Come on, Russia.
Come on and raise them.
Stupid Vladimir Putin, for Christ's sake.
I think that's a fake staged event that they found some Iranian transporting radioactive material within Russia.
Yeah, right, Pootie Pooh.
You're not going to win the hearts of America doing that crap.
You're a dictator, tyrant, communist bastard, and everybody knows it, all right?
You know it, and I know it.
Goddamn Vladimir Putin.
Anyway, we are now in the third and final hour of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
And of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
And once again, folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
Let me tell you, before we get into anything else, I'd like for everybody to please retweet the broadcast.
All right?
Go to the social networks.
Go to the forums.
Go to the blogs.
And spread it around like wildfire.
And let everybody know that True Capitalist Radio is in effect and in the house.
And let me tell you something.
I'm a little afraid to even ask the engineer if we have any damn Twitter shout-outs because the last time we had Twitter shout-outs, we had nothing but a bunch of obnoxious, disgusting Twitter names that basically made a mockery of this particular broadcast and made a mockery of me.
So we're going to see one last time.
Matter of fact, lock this down and you lock that chat room to lock it down.
All right, everybody go to this Twitter name.
This is the official Twitter of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
Ghost Politics.
All one word, no underscores.
It's right there on your screen, folks.
And if you want a shout-out right here, right now, all you've got to do is retweet the first tweet on the Twitter account, folks.
All right, it's that simple.
Retweet the first tweet on the Twitter account.
And I will give you a shout-out right here, right now.
And let's see who we got.
We got anybody, engineer?
All right, let's go ahead and do it right now here.
Let's see what we got.
We got Repetitive Sandy.
We got Ryu202.
iPhone is failed.
I'm not going to say that, you sick idiots.
We got Titanic one way down.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
We got Gascari Oak.
Japanese mutants.
We got somebody saying occupy 6th Street.
Yeah, you come over here and try to occupy 6th Street and see if your ass don't get your ass beat down, boy.
I'm not joking.
All right, that's why all those damn Occupy Wall Street jerk dicks are over there by the Capitol.
They ain't over here by 6th Street, boy.
Get their ass beat.
Anyway, we got Malice in the house.
Zapman 3.
We've got Mowers again.
Ghost has cancer.
I don't have cancer, asshole.
Stop saying it.
Stop saying it, you idiots.
And whoever posted that stupid posting in Cancer Forums, you're an ass clown.
All right?
Anyway, we got somebody named Drugmaid up in here.
We've got Caroline Cake.
Yeah, shove it up, your ass.
I mean, why are y'all rubbing that in my face, man?
Seriously, why are y'all rubbing that in my face?
I got to see this disgusting Skankosaurus this Christmas, and I hate her.
So come on, man.
I mean, you know, give me a break with that car.
Give me a break with that, broad, all right?
Anyway, we got who else we got?
We got slime boys for ghosts.
Jesus.
We got somebody named Epic Incest.
Ward 24 in the house.
What's going on, Ward?
We got Dalek22.
We got Han Hanzo again.
What's going on, Han Hanzo?
Who else do we got going on over here?
We're giving shout-outs right now, folks.
Retweet the first tweet on the Twitter account.
Who do we got here?
We got Rick Santorum 2012, really?
Rick Santorum, you think he's got a shot?
We got my wife is a slime.
Hare Krishna Shout Outs00:06:45
You stupid idiot.
We got somebody named the Foot Job Kid.
Red Slime Girl.
Fruit Cake is a lie.
Gasgara is a tree.
Penguin Soldier.
Hey, we got the Horror Master in the house.
What's going on?
The Hall Masta.
There is the Hall Masta.
Who else do we got going on over here, folks?
Once again, we're giving shout-outs.
Some idiot named Inspector Ghost.
We've got Herman Poop Color.
That's not funny at all.
We got my Lu Sass.
Shove it up, you look.
Screw you.
That's it.
No more shout-outs for you idiots, man.
No more shout-outs for you scumbags.
God damn it.
Anyway, we weren't talking about how Russia, you know, is bracing for more protests this weekend.
And of course, the government is claiming that they stopped a terrorist with radioactive material within their borders that was from Iran, which I think is a big stage and a big bunch of BS.
But all I got to say is, come on, Russia, come on and raise up.
That's all I got to say.
Anyway, did anybody hear about this bad hooch?
This bad, disgusting hooch that was going around India?
Did anybody hear about this?
I mean, they have disgusting, bad bottles of hooch going around India, and it's already killed 171 people.
Now, for you folks that aren't familiar with what hooch is, it's moonshine.
It's, you know, illegal liquor.
You know?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Somebody out there is, you know, passing out bad bottles of hooch, and people are dying out there in India for Christ's sake.
You know what I mean?
I mean, they're dying.
171 people have died from chugging bad bottles of hooch.
Can you believe this crap?
I mean, Jesus Christ.
I mean, that's serious business.
171 people died because they drank bad bottles of hooch.
I mean, geez.
The hell's going on with this crap?
I mean, is it illegal to drink in India or something?
Is it against like the Hindu religion to have a couple of drinks?
Is this why you've got these people smuggling cheap ass bottles of hooch in India and it's killing each other?
Does anybody know this?
Does anybody know if it's illegal to drink some alcoholic beverages in India?
Does anybody know?
Yes, it is.
It's illegal.
Oh, well, that sucks.
Now I know where not to go.
All right, because why the hell am I going to go to your pissing ground country if I can't have a couple of drinks while I'm there?
It doesn't make any goddamn sense.
All right?
I mean, you think I'm just going to go around and just, you know, like your people or something for Christ's sake?
Give me a freaking break.
Anyway, believe it or not, just to prove to all of you that I am a melting pot of friendship, I'm going to bring in one of my Indian friends, the guru, because he's got some things to say about this particular situation that's happening to his home country out there in India.
You know, this cheap hooch that's going around and killing people.
So without any further ado, the guru, are you there, sir?
The guru?
Yes.
I am here.
I am here and I want only to pray for the people that drunk the bad part of the hooch.
They drunk a bad bottle of hooch, and I want you to pray for them.
Because the reason that happened and they had bad karma, they had a bad karma and they had a younger that did not want to drink.
They did not want to drink, but they still drank anyway.
I brought them bad karma.
They wouldn't even pray with me now.
Hare Krishna, the Hare Krishna, the cream of some young hare.
That's why I said only you, your people have to have your good karma.
If you don't have good karma, that's going to happen to you soon.
You can have to pay for roots.
You cannot get the roots, and you can all die.
It's like a people out there in India.
That's why your people need good karma.
That's why your people need good karma in here.
That's why you need good karma.
One more time, I want your people to go out there and pray with me.
That's what I want them to do.
I want you all to pray with me right now.
Hare Krishna, Hare Krishna, Hare Krishna.
Here Krishna or Dream of Sam Yum Hor.
Remember, your people need to continue to pray.
You need to continue to pray.
You're going to have bad karma.
All your people in here don't talk in garbage to both.
You're all going to get bad karma.
All your people talking bad things to go.
You're all going to have bad karma.
You're going to die.
Because you have bad karma.
You're going to do the murderist.
You're going to get run over.
You're going to make poisonous booty.
You have bad karma.
All your people is going to have bad karma.
Hurry Krishna.
Hare Krishna.
Hare Krishna.
Everyone I hear the hall of dream of some young horn.
Syria Killing Quotas00:03:12
All right, shut him out here.
Shut him off, engineer.
God damn it.
But I hope that you people heard the guru.
All right.
You people that are sitting over here talking garbage about me, y'all are going to have bad karma.
You heard it from the guru himself.
All right?
And I hope all you soul terrorists and all you cyber vermin have bad karma.
All of you.
Gonna sit over here and mess with me.
Huh?
You're gonna sit over here and mess with me.
I will send the bad karma vibes to you.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, let's get on with the program here.
Four dead in Syria, folks, as Bashar al-Assad continues to kill his own people so that he can sustain his own totalitarian power.
And meanwhile, the Syrian defectors from the army that have been interviewed have recently been quoted as saying that Bashar al-Assad actually issued killing quotas to his military army.
All right?
I mean, seriously, I mean, he was giving killing quotas to his army for Christ's sake.
So, Bashar al-Assad, even more of a disgusting, despicable tyrant than we actually know of him, for Christ's sake.
So, all I've got to say is, death!
Jeff!
Death of Bashar al-Assad!
Death of Bashar al-Assad!
And that stupid dove camel he rode in on for Christ's sake, and that's all there is to it.
We should never allow totalitarian tyrants like this to kill their own people.
Over 4,000 people dead because this asshole doesn't want to relinquish his own totalitarian reign over his people, and it's disgraceful.
Death of Bashar al-Assad.
And that's all there is to it.
Stupid scumbags.
Anyway, that's all I got to say about that for Christ's sake, all right?
Because I'm sick and tired of continuously talking about the situation in Syria and nobody caring.
Nobody giving two rats' asses about it.
That's what really sickens me, man.
That's what makes me pissed off.
I mean, you understand this crap has been going on since February, right, Jerkoffs?
And it took till what, August for the United Nations to finally come up and say something about it, finally say some kind of a statement about it.
It took till August for the United States to finally condemn the goddamn crimes against humanity that was happening out there in goddamn Syria.
It's ridiculous, is what it is.
It's ridiculous and it's sick.
And that's why I continue to bring up this goddamn subject matter every time I have a broadcast.
And I will never stop bringing it up because we have crimes against humanity happening out there in Syria.
And unless somebody actually focuses on it and continues to focus on it, people will forget about it just like they forgot last year's American Idol winner, for Christ's sake, folks.
That's the way people are, and that's all there is to it.
All right?
That's all there is to it.
Legal Victory Against Trolls00:03:19
These people are jerks.
They don't care.
So that's why, you know, I like to bring up the fact that we've got some disgusting situations happening with this goddamn Bashar al-Assad.
And I think that the United States and other people across the world should be concerned about this disgusting, despicable tyrant.
All right, that's all there is to it.
I mean, we're suffering through our own tyrannical situation here in America with the NDAA and the SOPA situation.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, let's move on to another subject matter.
You know, for you folks that are out there listening in, especially you goddamn trolls that are out there, all right?
The bottom line is, is now we have a victory for trolls in America for you folks that are unfamiliar.
That's right, for you folks that hate trolls, you hate the fact that they, you know, they troll your Twitter account.
You know, they're internet butt stalkers.
You know, they won't take about 10 steps away from your freaking butt crack.
You know, they're always around you at every social networking site, whatever the case might be, and you are tempted to go out and file some kind of stalking charges or tempted to implement some kind of punitive damages on these idiots.
Well, unfortunately, a judge has dismissed a Twitter stalking case, which has potentially far-reaching consequences for freedom of expression on the internet.
All right?
Which means that the kind of crap, the kind of troll terror that these scumbags are giving me on a consistent basis on my broadcast is now legal.
Yeah, these goddamn troll terrorists have won a legal victory out of goddamn San Francisco, for Christ's sake.
Judge Roger W. Titus wrote about this idiot named William Lawrence Cassidy.
You know, he was harassing some Buddhist religious leader, and that b Buddhist religious leader tried to, you know, convict this person because, oh, they were causing substantial emotional distress.
Well, Judge Robert W. Titus out of San Francisco said, While Mr. Cassidy's speech may have inflicted substantial emotional distress, the government's indictment here is directed squarely at protected freedom of speech, anonymous, uncomfortable internet speech addressing religious matters.
So basically, folks, these goddamn troll terrorists have won a victory.
All right?
I mean, what they're doing to me right now, they can do it legally now.
They can do it legally.
God damn it.
I was taking the necessary steps to get punitive damages out of these people's asses.
But unfortunately, these idiots, these scumbags, these cyber vermin have won a victory in court.
Cyber Vermin Court Win00:16:09
And this is disgustingly sick, and that's all I got to say about it for Christ's sake.
So if you think that these troll terrorists are going to be going away, if you think that these troll terrorists are going to be jailed anytime soon, you've got another goddamn thing coming for Christ's sake because they have won a legal victory and that's all there is to it.
But all I got to say to you, troll terrorist, is you better back the fuck up before he gets smacked the fuck up.
Do you understand what I'm saying now, boy?
Huh?
Do you understand what I'm saying, there, boy?
Because you're splitting hairs with me, you son of a bitch.
You're splitting hairs with me, all you pieces of crap.
You're splitting hairs with me.
All right?
You people, you troll terrorists, are in hot water with me.
You're all in hot water.
And I'm warning you.
I'm warning you.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, I was supposed to talk about feminism and the Christmas break, but I don't really feel like talking about either one of those subject matters for Christ's sake.
You want to know why?
Because they both suck.
All right?
They both suck.
So without any further ado, because I think about ending this goddamn broadcast early, let's just go ahead and get right into everybody's favorite part of the broadcast.
And I'm talking about radio graffiti.
That's right.
I'm talking about radio goddamn graffiti for Christ's sake.
All these people's favorite part of the broadcast where they're all fanning their ball sack waiting to play their goddamn pre-recorded little stupid sound clip on my show thinking that they're actually accomplishing something in their pathetically anal lives for Christ's sake.
It makes me sick.
Anyway, for you folks that are unfamiliar with what radio graffiti is, I want you all to realize that all you got to do is give me a call at 646-652-4869.
And when I call on your area code or on your Skype name, you'll have exactly, I'm going to say, four to five seconds to say whatever it is that you have to say that's on your mind.
That's the whole concept of radio graffiti.
So since we're starting it sooner rather than later, let's go ahead and start.
Let's start from the bottom instead of the top.
All right.
All right.
Let's get it going here.
Area code 269 radio graffiti.
Hello.
Goodbye.
Brandon M.96, Radio Graffiti.
Another Helen Keller deaf mute for Christ's sake.
760, Radio Graffiti.
A douchebag.
That's right.
A douchebag.
You are always going to be a total douchebag.
Okay, so is your father.
We get it.
All right.
Who else we got going on?
504, what's up?
You're on the horn.
Hey, Ghost, I wanted to tell you that your grandma's vagina feels so good around my dick.
Oh, Jesus Christ, you sound like you like tight booty holes.
What are you talking about with that Femi voice?
You don't like vagina.
Stop lying.
I like your grandma's asshole.
Stop lying.
That's why you're laughing because you know you like it in the pooper.
Stop lying.
You're like it in the poop, man.
That's what I thought.
That's what I thought, Fruit Bowl.
516, radio graffiti.
Hello?
Shut up.
952, radio graffiti.
Wake up in the morning next to Alex Jonesy.
Ghost waddles down the stairs and watches my little pony.
Once the sun sees the sun and listens to Howard Cern gets the engine in his priest and finds a crop to burn.
I'm talking knocking over mountains of cans, cans, yelling at all his fans.
Fans on Joey's favorite fan.
I'm talking $26 for a shirt.
Sure, so that's kind of hurt.
Hurts.
Womp earning like scorch.
Hambone getting owned.
Goes forever alone.
Rich like a stupid snake.
Gotta take it off for Christ's sake.
We got a lot of head drawing trolls walking around out here, and I don't appreciate it for Christ's sake, man.
Jesus Christ.
And don't compare me to Howard Stern.
You understand that, you idiots?
There is no comparison, all right?
Howard Stern ain't got nothing on me.
Do you understand that?
I mean, look at what Howard Stern's doing now, for Christ's sake.
He's going to become, oh, I'm the next judge for America's Got Talent.
Get the hell out of here, Howard Stern.
You're an old prostate-infected wimbag that belongs in the damn retirement home where you belong, you stupid schmuck.
And you can tell his big-nosed ass I said that.
661, radio graffiti.
Your grandmother listens to surgeradio.org?
No, she doesn't.
Believe me, she doesn't.
713, radio graffiti.
Here we go again with another deaf mute for Christ's sake.
917, radio graffiti.
Oh, yeah.
He said that I referred to you.
Oh, his idea.
Oh, my energy.
I thought you said that he cell literally was doing it.
Didn't you say that?
Look at these faggots.
Look at these fruits.
Hey, buddy, you guys just don't talk about this silent bro.
Don't talk about it all in.
Look, it makes it harder, first of all.
Well, yeah.
Hey, he doesn't like live talking about it.
This is what's happening on a Friday night over there, man.
This is what's happening on a Friday night.
Y'all listening to this?
This is what's happening on a Friday night.
All of a sudden, they're getting quiet.
They're like, wait a minute.
Are they listening to us?
Yeah, we're listening to you, you jerk dicks.
Jesus Christ.
I mean, how many people, how many, how many hard legs were in that room?
I counted about five.
Five hard legs in one room.
That better be a fraternity house.
And tonight, after 8:30, there better be some goddamn sorority coming in there, scantily clad and ready to put out, for Christ's sake, because you all just lost massive respect for me.
Area code 248, you're on the horn.
Gonna reply, sockets.
Yeah, that's not funny.
That's lame, as a matter of fact.
925, radio graffiti.
Sopha deserves to die.
I can agree with that.
702, radio graffiti.
You're a humbone, Mr. Ghost.
You're a baddest jelly blob.
You're supporting Ron Paul and you love little children, Mr. Shut up, you stupid fruit ball.
You sound fruity, for Christ's sake.
I can't believe I even gave you that much time on this broadcast.
And enough with the hambone jokes, asshole.
708 Radio Graffiti.
I'm not a Jew, jerk dicks.
313, radio graffiti.
You got run over by a brony walking on the tech street.
Good thing.
You can say there's no such thing as a hambone.
But as for me, I'm grandpa, we believe.
You stupid.
You people are idiots.
You know, you're really starting to piss me off.
Radio Graffiti.
Is there something good moving when it's anybody in the show?
What are y'all having a farting contest over there for Christ's sake?
I hear a chicken a guy, and y'all are y'all farting or what?
Oh my god, that was us just now, but they didn't say your number.
You said we're having a bad thing.
I did say your number.
I did say your number.
You're farting around over there, farting, shit.
Give me a break for Christ's sake.
You're smelling up the whole room like methane, for Christ's sake.
760, radio graffiti.
Ghost of me, Mario.
How's it going?
That's a better Mario.
412, radio graffiti.
I bet your granny's a slutty hambone who poured him.
Shut up.
I mean, why do the people that are calling my granny a slut sound like they just popped out of the anal passage of Elton John after singing Wind Beneath My Wings?
Jesus Christ.
617, Radio Graffiti.
Here, I'll put you on.
Shut up.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
Can we at least understand what the hell you're trying to say?
Radio Graffiti.
Trance Carl, radio graffiti.
I mean, hell!
I mean, in my personal opinion, my grandmother is a good piece of ass.
Oh, you son of a big goddamn!
God damn it!
Don't talk about my granny, God!
Damn it!
God damn it!
I told all you got there to not talk about my granny and leave her alone!
God damn it, let me tell you, son of a bitch of something.
I wish this was your face!
BASIC BASIC BASIC!
Give me the mic, give me that goddamn!
Give me that goddamn microphone.
I'm warning you.
I'm warning holding you.
Don't talk about my granny.
I'm going to find out where you are.
I'm going to go to your house.
I'm going to beat your ass.
I'm going to bang your wife.
I'm going to beat your dog.
And I'm going to drown your goddamn goldfish.
You sorry sex of cyber vermin crap.
Don't talk about my goddamn granny.
Goddammit.
My heart's beating like a freaking rabbit for Christ's sake because of you scumbag cyber vermin pieces of crap.
Crap.
Goddamn.
Area code 843, radio freaking graffiti.
Yeah, Ghost.
Two things.
Rest in peace, Christopher Hitchens, and the Happy Baller Friday, man.
Yeah, I heard that, man.
R.I.P. Christopher Hitchens is right, and thanks a lot for the Happy Baller Friday, man.
I need it.
These scumbags out here are calling me up against freaking cyber vermin.
Area code 337, radio graffiti.
It's beginning to look a lot like dust bowl.
Dick is on the floor.
Dick.
That's lame, for Christ's sake.
3 Radio Graffiti.
You come down here to Texas and play that song.
See if your ass don't get beaten to dog meat, boy.
813 Radio Graffiti.
Can you idiots get something a little bit more original, a little bit more better, please?
252, radio goddamn graffiti.
Who gives a crap about my son?
He's a pretty ass fruit bowl gay, man.
Man, Jesus Christ.
I already know that's a splice, you stupid son of a bitch.
971, radio graffiti.
Yo, Scott Red, you racist hamburger.
You need to stop hanging everybody because I'm Russian.
It's a racist.
No, it's not racist.
You're a cockeyed Russian.
You're a mouth breather and you drink too much vodka.
Sit there and shut up.
818, radio graffiti.
Yeah, I just heard you had cancer.
Get well, Simpos.
I don't have cancer, asshole, and stop spreading around that slanderous lie, all right?
I don't have cancer.
508, radio graffiti.
Vote, no on soapa, and call your congressman.
You gotta stop this.
Yeah, I hear you, man.
Thanks a lot.
I mean, I hope these people listen, but they don't listen to much other than the latest fruity ass hopping around the stage on our American Idol show like he's got a hamster hanging out his asshole.
908, 901, excuse me, radio graffiti.
If you're fruity and you know it, cover up your asshole.
If you're fruity and you know it, cover up your ass.
If you're fruity and you know it, and you really want to show it, if you're fruity and you're going to become a brony.
My little phony, my little phony.
My new phony.
That was pretty funny.
That's right.
Huh?
No kidding.
If you're fruity and you know it, show it up your ass.
Bamp, bam, bam.
If you're fruity and you know it, and you really want to show it.
If you're fruity and you know it, become a brony.
You sick, disgusting, despicable, over-feminized fruit bowl bronies, for Christ's sake.
You have too much estrogen pumping through your weak-ass little fruity ass bodies, for Christ's sake.
You understand that you need to go to the doctor and say, Doctor, can you get a goddamn testosterone shot in my ass so I can finally start acting like a real goddamn man for Christ's sake?
Jesus Christ.
Area code 954, radio graffiti.
Hey, Ghost, I know your stance on bronies, but what do you think about Pegasus?
Hell you talking about what I think about Texas.
Texas is the greatest state in the world.
What are you talking about?
646, radio graffiti.
I was wondering what the going rate on your grandma is at the moment because I only have like 15 bucks, so I think that might be enough.
I'm not sure.
I doubt that you want Poontang, my friend.
I'm dominated.
By the sound of that voice, it sounds to me like you want to serve as some glory hole in the shit stall of some bathroom somewhere.
Am I right?
Oh, Gosh, you know that's what I want.
That's what I thought.
Yeah, that's what I thought.
You see, right when you hit them where it hurts, which is their fruity ass voices, they don't like that.
No, no, they don't like that crap at all.
Because they know as well as I, the reason that they don't have voices that sound like men is because they were raised by women.
They were raised by a single dishrag or mother that decided that they were going to bring in the cock for the month to try to play daddy.
And let's be honest, I mean, for all you males that have been raised in single-parent homes, you know as well as I, whenever the new idiot comes into the play here and tries to act like daddy, they'd want to be around you.
You can read it all over their face.
The only reason that they're playing any kind of football, basketball, taking you fishing, the only reason they're doing it is to get in your mommy's pants.
That's all there is to it.
You know it, and I know it.
And that's why the majority of these assholes that are calling up trying to talk garbage to me sound fruitier than a box of fruit loops.
Single Parent Home Rants00:15:35
All right?
It's no coincidence whatsoever.
None whatsoever.
You sick sons of bitches.
718, radio graffiti.
Oh, Ghost, is this food that's your assistant kind of with the small penis?
Shut up, all right?
I'm not a freaking hambone.
Super baby gratitude, radio graffiti.
Hey, Ghost.
Here's a little song I wrote for you.
Every troll down in Trollville loves Christmas a lot, but Ghost, who lived just south of Trollville, did not.
Ghost hated Christmas the whole Christmas season.
Oh, please don't ask why.
He's just raging and sleazing.
It could be, perhaps, that his money wasn't quite right.
It could be that he is just too drunk tonight.
It could be that his asshole was too tight.
But I think that the most likely reason of all would have been that his dick was eight sizes too small.
Thank you very much and have a good night, folks.
Give me a freaking break.
First of all, stay on the line.
What's wrong with having a tight asshole?
I mean, isn't that the whole point of being a straight man is to have in a tight shitter?
I mean, if it was a loose ass, then obviously you've taken the pooper.
Am I correct?
Yeah, but Ghost, hold on, hold on.
You talk about how fruity today's society is, right?
That's the norm, right?
All kids today, like us, we want to be cool.
We want to be normal, right?
So how do we be normal?
How do we be cool?
Loose asses.
You sick son of a bitch.
You are a sick, twisted prick.
You know that?
You are a sick, twisted prick.
I hope you take bad meat in the can, and about two years from now, you've got anyway.
Epic 345435, right now, graffiti.
Yay!
That was lame for Christ's sake.
Who else do we got going on over here?
We got Steven the Master.
Radio Graffiti.
I'm raised, Chris, I damn it.
I'm a freaking hambone for Christmas days.
I'm racious, Chris, I damn it.
I'm a freaking handball for Christ's sake.
I mean, did you remix me with freaking happy days for Christ's sake?
Did I hear the happy days tune in the background there for Christ's sake?
I mean, Jesus Christ.
I mean, give me a freaking break, man.
Like, I'm the freaking Fond.
Hey!
Hey!
I mean, I find it funny that, you know, Henry Winkler would try to act like an Italian tough guy.
Meanwhile, he was a stupid, nerdy, Jewish idiot.
You know, freaking Henry Winkler.
I mean, look at him now, for Christ's sake.
He's a moron.
Although, I did like him in Night Shift with Michael Keaton.
That was pretty funny.
You know, that was a pretty funny movie.
Anyway, let's continue going.
Who else we got?
We got Gizod Free, Radio Graffiti.
Happy Bowler Friday.
I was wondering, are there usually any fees associated with marginal trading except APR?
I didn't even understand you, man, but I'm assuming that you asked something financial.
Maybe you need to email it to me, man, because I mean, this is radio graffiti time, you know?
3-0-3, Radio Graffiti.
What the hell is that?
What the hell is that, for Christ's sake?
724, radio graffiti.
That's me.
Okay, ghost.
You called me a Barbara Strike Sand crackhead.
Yeah, yeah, shut up and stop mumbling and stumbling like a fruity ass jerk.
Whatever you have in your mouth, take it out.
707, radio graffiti.
And now, Dr. Scott's fucking, you're going to experience first time.
What's one of my famous hot skills like?
Open wide, biggie boy.
Yeah, shut up.
All right.
You just sit there and shoving up your ass.
305, radio graffiti.
Here we go again.
Another goddamn Helen Keller deaf mute.
818 Radio Graffiti.
Get that crap off of here for Christ's sake, that stupid commie crap.
Get off!
Jesus Christ.
206, radio graffiti.
I'd like to take your grandma to a sleazy hotel and the shower.
Shut up, you stupid moron.
Why don't you lay off the booze and smoke for a little bit there, boy?
Jesus Christ.
571, radio graffiti.
Hello?
Hey.
Yeah.
Yeah, who's this?
My mom's brainstorming wants to speak to you.
All right, who is this?
First of all, who is this?
It's Asho.
Oh, it's Ashley.
Who wants to speak to me?
Who are you talking to?
Hey, here.
Hello?
Is this the guy who's molesting my child?
Who the fuck are you?
Jesus Christ.
Are you supposed to be his dad?
You sound about 15 years old.
Man, shut the fuck up.
I'll keep you.
And not only that, not only do you sound 15 years old, you sound like some broken English idiot with a bean and cheese hanging out of his mouth.
What the hell's your problem?
See, that's my favorite fucking baggage.
Come here.
I would be more than happy to say it to your goddamn face, and then I'd shove a goddamn bean and cheese down your throat.
What do you have to say about that there, boy?
Man, I'll fucking take your fucking broke.
Fuck you.
Yeah, that's what I thought.
Yeah, learn how to spoken, all right?
Learn how to spoken.
Do no obloeing glace, all right?
Chuplami Wevoco Micho Riso.
Du enciendo picha mihicano?
Huh?
Shut up, you broken fucking broke back-mouthed cowboy.
That's what I thought.
That's what I thought, for Christ's sake.
That's what you get when you've got people that usually say the CH, the CH inference, you know, like in the word share.
They say it like this: share.
Share.
Say shit on the share.
Is that right, 571?
Man, say a little bitch ass up.
I'll fucking knock your ass down anytime.
Just tell, just we're dealing with it.
Yeah, right.
Yeah, right.
As a matter of fact, you know what?
You know what?
I mean, there's so much Mexican going on over there.
There's so much Mexican fever going on over there.
Let me go ahead and do some For Lorico.
All right, you want me to do some For Lorico 571?
Yeah.
Where do you live, motherfucker?
Yeah, okay.
Let me do some For Lorico for these Mexicans so they can make them feel more at home for Christ's sake.
Hey, engineer, put some Mexican music on for Christ's sake.
Put some Mexican music.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, that's right, man.
Are biasing?
I'm going to go ahead and do some For Lorico dance.
That's what I'm going to do.
All right.
Everybody, listen.
I'm going to stop my feet.
Listen.
Do y'all hear me?
I'm doing for Lorico.
shit I'm doing.
I'm stomping my feet.
I'm doing for Lorico, for Christ's sake.
I'm doing for Lorico.
Are you by Loriko, baby?
I told you I'm the melting pot of friendship.
I told you all.
Can we do some more for a lorico?
Do y'all hear it?
I'm doing for Lorico up in here.
Hey!
All right.
That's about enough.
Turn it off, Vinja.
Shut it off.
Shut that crap off.
That's about enough of that Mexican stuff, all right?
Anyway, Jesus Christ, I'm out of breath.
I tell you, you know, whenever you see a for Lorico dance done, it's always like these fatty bras with the Mexican dresses and the high heels, and they're always stomping around.
I always wonder how those fatties are able to stomp around like that without getting out of breath, for Christ's sake.
I'm a little out of breath.
Woo!
Oh, my God.
Anyway, let's continue going.
It's radio graffiti time.
Let's continue.
It's Baller Friday, by the way, folks.
Baller Friday.
So let's go ahead and take some more callers.
508, you're on the horn.
Hey, ghost, I hope you're all right now because I heard you cry like a little bitch earlier.
Shove it up, your ass.
I wasn't crying, all right?
I wasn't crying.
I bit my tongue, you asshole.
502, radio graffiti.
Oh, come all ye hemphones racist and you wish you molest your grandma and prolapse your grandpa's pooper.
Now, shut up, you stupid moron, all right?
That sounded horrible.
All right, that wasn't even lulls worthy for Christ's sake, you stupid sack of crap.
Radio Graffiti.
We can't even hear it.
540, radio graffiti.
Here we go again with these freaking bronies for Christ's sake.
These goddamn bronies, I'm sick of these bronies.
I'm sick of them.
Take them out 10 steps away from my freaking butt crack, you over-feminized bronies.
God damn it.
619, radio graffiti.
Now, you're just playing with your Peter Popper, for Christ's sake.
617, Radio Graffiti.
Oh, ghost grandma.
So more dude!
Shock more dude!
Stupid idiot, the stupid moron.
I wish somebody would inject cancer of the cock of that stupid moron.
816, radio graffiti.
Ghost, I just wonder how much government cheese these bronies and splicers eat each month.
Are you kidding me?
I mean, if we combined it all together, they'd probably be in the millions.
It'd be in the freaking millions, these fat jelly bastards.
952, radio graffiti.
Celestia Enough!
For Christ's sake, enough!
I'll end this show right now!
You stupid bronies, continue on with this crap.
Do you understand that?
I'll end this show right freaking now.
713, radio graffiti.
I'm going to tell your mom he said bad words.
Shut up, you stupid.
I want you to sound off like you got up here, for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ, Soldier Leaf Hat, Radio Graffiti.
Suck me bitch!
Shut up, you stupid moron.
Another wizard, radio graffiti.
Hmm, nice bike.
No, my bike!
Stupid idiots.
502, radio graffiti.
I'm just a sweet trans-these guy from transsexual translavania.
Jesus Christ, shut up.
Just shut your stupid, tucking your sackback trans-testicle ass up.
Shut up.
Jesus Christ.
412, radio graffiti.
You know, I don't like that term six on a bitch.
I'm a six-son of a bitch.
You're calling me six son of a bitch.
I'm not a six-son of a bitch, okay?
You don't understand that?
No, it's not funny.
All right, pretty freaking lame.
How about Bros of Stalin, radio graffiti?
And I hate to keep beating my grandmother here, but.
God damn it, I already told you.
Goddamn granite!
Don't you be talking about my granny?
I'll go there and whoop every one of your asses because it ain't nothing for me to whoop a man's ass.
I'll tell you that right goddamn now.
Give me the goddamn freaking mic for Christ's sake.
Let me tell you something right now.
One more bad call, and I'm out of here.
You understand that?
You get that through your thick-ass, stupid, ridiculous ass noggins, for Christ's sake.
Huh?
One more, and I'm out.
I'm telling you this right goddamn now.
I'm out of here, you idiots.
You son of a bitch.
I'm telling you this right goddamn now.
478, radio graffiti.
Ghost, baby, you know, under Obama's health care plan, you wouldn't have to worry about that cancer, baby.
That cancer.
Shut up.
Shut up.
I'm not ending on that asshole, all right?
I'm not any on that asshole.
We're taking another call.
Screw you, ghetto capitalists, you stupid, dumb, imbecilic, drained mooch on society.
Have it, chirp.
And I don't hear that kid crying in the background anymore.
I wonder if he, you know, ended up becoming a prom night dumpster, baby.
347, radio graffiti.
So my dick, you suck my dick, you son, my dick, and your grandma's welcome to.
Shut up, you stomach!
I wish this was your fate!
I wish this was your...
I wish it was your goddamn fake.
Give me the mic!
Give me a chance!
Give me a freaking mic, for Christ's sake!
You son of a bitch.
Mic Fight Conclusion00:03:31
I'm taking a couple of more, and that's it, alright?
I'm at a couple of more, alright?
All right?
Because I'm in the giving mood for Christ's sake.
Because it's a Christmas holiday for Christ's sake.
I don't like that, you scumbags.
7-8-1, radio goddamn graffiti.
Damn, girl.
You so hot, man.
You man, you crazy.
Shut up.
All right, sit over there and go suck an egg.
269 Radio Graffiti.
Come on.
Equestrian citizen, radio graffiti.
Jesus Christ.
My nigga, do I sound like I got a single drop of estrogen in my ass?
You hung up on the Russian because he's Russian.
Early in the show, you said Canadians take maple leaves in the gas.
Or the Australian calling, you said Australians are smelly down on the kangaroo bangers, my nigga.
What's up with that?
Come on, man.
But what difference does it make to you there, brother?
What difference does it make to you?
My nigga, it don't make no difference to me.
I'm just saying, why are you being so racist, folk, dog?
I'm not a racist, all right?
I'm not a racist.
I called a Mexican.
I called a Mexican on that broadcast.
I'm not a racist.
That was your ass, you beach-ass lying-ass crack-ass nigga.
That wasn't no freaking Mexican.
That was your ass.
That was a Mexican.
That was my first Balco.
Bring him back.
Call his ass back up.
I'll talk to his ass.
Call his ass back off.
We got 10 minutes left.
I'm not going to call him back because some brother from another mother over here wants to sit over here and hear giant turkey talk.
That's because you're scared, nigga.
Why are you so scared, folk?
You scared of the bony?
You scared of him.
I scared.
What is this?
2003?
What do you just heard the Chingy album or something?
But it's scared.
You just.
My nigga, what shall I say?
Yeah, yeah.
Chingy.
We remember.
We remember Scurd and Burr and all that shit.
That was 2003, for Christ's sake, you idiot.
You some dead-ass bitch, dog.
You listen to Flocker or what?
Man, I bet you I know more about black history than you do, brother.
I bet you, money, I know more about black history than you do.
And another thing, why your ass hate all the bronies, folk?
Huh?
Because they're sick.
Because they're sick, twisted, and that's right.
You're a bony, aren't you?
You're a black brony, aren't you?
Of course I am.
How did you ever consider that they just niggas watching the show with their kids?
If they're over 18, you're dumbass bitch.
I watch that show every day with my goddamn daughter.
You're lying out your ass.
You're sitting over there whacking your goddamn ass.
Shut up.
You're whacking your Alabama black snake to that crap.
You know it, and I know it.
All right, so stop lying to us.
Do you think you think I'm lying?
What is my asshole?
I think you're lying, right?
What does my ass guy do to prove it?
I want to see you.
I want to see a YouTube video of you watching it.
That's what I want to do with the brothers.
That's what I want to see.
I ain't got no goddamn brothers.
I was an only child.
And I just said I'll do it with my goddamn daughter.
I ain't got no brothers to watch that shit with.
Oh, yeah, you don't go out there in the hood.
Y'all aren't watching this together?
Blazing Philly Blunts, drinking on eight balls and all that stuff?
Oh, no.
I ain't do none of that shit.
Well, I don't know why, but you think Brody's a gay.
Dog, Brody's ain't gay.
I'm not going to lie.
They're awesome.
You're over-feminized fruits, man.
What are you talking about?
You're over-feminized fruits.
Don't give me that jive turkey talk.
What do you mean by jive turkey?
Twitter Follow Reminder00:07:04
You be racist, folk?
What do you mean, jive turkey?
Here we go, game.
Let's pull out the race card again.
Let's go ahead and pull out the race card.
I'm pulling out the race card.
Hey, yeah, pull it out.
Come on, pull it out.
I'm pulling it out.
Dog, I'm going to pull out my 11-inch slong and find your ass if you know what I'm saying.
What are you talking about?
Hey, hey, hey, hey, brother, I got a 15 and a half inch John Holmes sausage between my legs that'll probably break your woman in half.
So don't sit over here and talk all that yin-yang there, brother.
You understand that?
You understand that, boy?
Just because I'm black, you call me brother now.
That's pretty racist, dog.
That's pretty racist.
I'm not racist.
I got an accent y'all ass is saying, brother.
That's racist, man.
Come on now.
Okay, you know what?
Get this jive turkey asshole.
Shut up.
Get him out.
Get this Jive Turkey asshole out of here.
I'm sick of this crap.
I'm out of here.
I'm not going to sit over here and continue to put up with this type of ridicule, with this type of besmirching.
I'm not going to sit over here and continue to put up with it, for Christ's sake.
As a matter of fact, lock down that goddamn chat room engineer.
Implement chat room martial law.
I'm not going to sit over here and continue to put up with this type of ridicule, with this type of disrespect.
All right?
I mean, I'm a capitalist, for Christ's sake.
I deserve more respect.
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Anyway, folks, I am out of here.
It's Baller Friday.
I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
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Y'all didn't break me down today, you stupid scumbags.
All right?
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I'm going to live lavish.
I hope you're living lavish too this Friday.
Have a safe weekend, and I hope to see all of you here Monday, 7, or excuse me, 4 to 7 p.m. Central Standard Time.
4 p.m. to 7 p.m. Central Standard Time.
I want to see you here live at the live broadcast.
It's Christmas vacation.
You have no reason to be anywhere else except right here.
Right here, baby.
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All right?
5 o'clock Eastern.
Anyway, I'm out of here, folks.
It's been great.
I hope you enjoyed this rendition of Baller Friday of True Capitalist Radio, episode number 184.
Anyway, for all you folks that are wondering why you didn't hear the engineer too much today, well, that's ridiculous episode that he did at the end of the show yesterday, I mean, literally almost cost his job.
But the man, you know, had an emotional cry-in session.
He had Niagara Falls coming out of his eyes, and I felt sorry for the tard.
So he's just doing his job.
So say hi, Engineer.
All right, so everybody knows that you're still here.
All right, so he's right there.
Anyway, folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
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Get me out of here, Engineer.
I'm out.
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Emotional Cry-In Session00:00:27
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