True Capitalist Radio - December 15th, 2011 True Capitalist Radio Hosted By Ghost EP 183
Aired: 2011-12-15
Duration: 03:07:04


=== True Capitalist Radio Intro (02:17) ===

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[00:00:35]  I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
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[00:00:50]  You sound fruitier than a box of fruit loops, for Christ's sake.
[00:00:54]  And now, he'll take it from here.
[00:00:56]  Your host, the prognosticator of prognosticators, the man they call Go Me.
[00:01:18]  What's going on, folks?
[00:01:20]  And thank you for tuning in with me to another but late edition of the True Capitalist Radio Show.
[00:01:29]  And of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
[00:01:34]  And once again, folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
[00:01:38]  My sincerest apologies for being a little late.
[00:01:40]  I mean, as I said in the last broadcast ending, that I may not even do a broadcast today, and I was considering not even doing one, but I decided, ah, well, it's the holidays.
[00:01:52]  Right?
[00:01:53]  It's the holidays.
[00:01:55]  It's the season of giving, yada, yada, yada.
[00:01:58]  So I decided to come in here and do a broadcast.
[00:02:00]  I don't know how long it's going to be.
[00:02:03]  It's going to be kind of impromptu, but we're going to try to go through the same type of pattern that we traditionally do on this broadcast.
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=== Market Volatility Explained (05:22) ===

[00:02:17]  All right?
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[00:02:56]  Anyway, let's just go ahead and go right into the markets, folks, and then I'm going to take your calls.
[00:03:01]  We've got a lot of things to talk about.
[00:03:03]  Hopefully we don't get hit up by these damn cyber vermin.
[00:03:08]  You know, these troll terrorists that are out here that continue to agitate the broadcast, try to deviate the conversation and other nefarious topics that we don't really want to discuss here.
[00:03:19]  So let's just go ahead and get right into things.
[00:03:22]  The market bouncing back slightly today on good economic data that came out.
[00:03:27]  And that's really what fueled the buybacks in the markets.
[00:03:31]  Moreover, I think that this market has been oversold, for Christ's sake.
[00:03:36]  I've been saying this for a long time.
[00:03:38]  The bad part about it is, is we don't have that many individual and independent investors.
[00:03:44]  Because let's be honest with you, and I alluded to this yesterday, the reason that we saw this massive sell-off is because the majority of the people that are selling off are these hedge fund managers, mutual fund managers, people that manage 401ks, IRAs.
[00:03:57]  You know, these people that are managing billions of other people's money, these are the people that sold off yesterday.
[00:04:05]  And any independent investor that's even c still in the game of investing, they got spooked yesterday also, and everybody cashed out.
[00:04:14]  All right?
[00:04:15]  Everybody cashed out.
[00:04:17]  And you see, unfortunately, in this highly volatile market, and the reason it's so volatile, folks, and I can't underscore this anymore, our government has taken control of the damn private sector, has taken control of the market.
[00:04:30]  I've been discussing this right when they passed Stimulus Package 2.
[00:04:34]  I've been discussing this.
[00:04:35]  I wrote blogs about it, and we're witnessing the recourse of that at this particular time.
[00:04:40]  That's why you're seeing so much volatility.
[00:04:43]  I mean, you know, the component of the government intervening in private enterprise provides an uncertainty that the private sector is not used to.
[00:04:55]  So anyway, that's why we're seeing such high volatility.
[00:04:59]  We don't have that many independent investors, period.
[00:05:03]  You know what I mean?
[00:05:04]  I mean, there's not that many independent folks that are putting so many some odd dollars away into a brokerage account and actually trading out here or actually investing or putting so much money per month out of their revenue into a brokerage account and going out and you don't have that much.
[00:05:21]  So who's running the game out here?
[00:05:22]  These bigwig bastards.
[00:05:25]  That's why I always discourage folks that are out here that actually save.
[00:05:29]  You know, folks that are trying to be fiscally responsible.
[00:05:32]  And they put so many some odd dollars into an IRA, into a 401k.
[00:05:36]  That means that you're giving your money to some manager somewhere that you probably are never going to see, never going to meet.
[00:05:42]  And you're basing all your 401k, all your goddamn savings, all this segment of money from your generated revenue to somebody you don't even know.
[00:05:55]  And this is why every time you see dips in the market, people are all, oh, man, my 401k took a hit.
[00:06:01]  Oh, man, my R01K, IRA took a hit.
[00:06:04]  Well, the reason it is, is because you're not involved in it.
[00:06:09]  I mean, look, one of the last freedoms that we have in this incrementally totalitarian situation that we've got going on here in America is financial freedom.
[00:06:21]  The freedom to be able to generate revenue and be able to do with it as you please.
[00:06:26]  And what's unfortunate out here is that the only people that are doing that are those on Wall Street.
[00:06:33]  And you see, instead of sitting out there pissing and moaning at some park, turning it into a biohazard shit pissed puke factory, you should be understanding the whole process of the situation because the same opportunities that Wall Street and corporate America are taking advantage of,
[00:06:53]  independent individuals that have the ability to understand what these things are, have the ability to exploit those same damn loopholes.
[00:07:04]  And anybody who tries to say that it's difficult that, oh, I don't understand it ghosts, it's so complicated.
[00:07:12]  Hey, that is life.
[00:07:14]  All right?
[00:07:15]  I mean, just imagine prior to civility when we were living out there in the jungle for Christ's sake.
[00:07:20]  Do you think these salivating skin tribes out here gave a crap if you were, you know, kind of holding down the tribe's hunt, holding down the tribe's sprawl or nomad, whatever the case might be.
[00:07:35]  Do you think that they actually gave a crap about the weak link and the tribe?

=== Crude Oil Instability (14:53) ===

[00:07:39]  No, they didn't.
[00:07:41]  All right?
[00:07:43]  And you see, that's the basis of communism, folks.
[00:07:45]  That's why, if you look at the history of communism, communists are very easy to, I mean, they have no qualms in killing off their own people.
[00:07:53]  I mean, I strongly advise folks to show, you know, just to show an example of this idea of tribal idealism.
[00:08:02]  Take a look at Vladimir Lenin's one step forward, two steps back writing and how he applied it to his country.
[00:08:11]  And let me tell you something right now is disgusting.
[00:08:13]  Anyway, before I get off on a goddamn history lesson here, let's get into the goddamn markets.
[00:08:18]  Let's get through it.
[00:08:20]  Today, we saw a modest increase once again.
[00:08:23]  Economic data has proved that, hey, let's go ahead and bottom feed for some of these folks that actually are in the markets.
[00:08:31]  We saw an increase today.
[00:08:32]  Dow Jones Industrials up 45.33 points.
[00:08:36]  A percentage increase of 0.38% today.
[00:08:40]  Closing out the Dow Jones Industrials at 11,868.80 points for the Dow Jones Industrials.
[00:08:48]  SP 500 up very modestly today, up 3.93 points, percentage increase of 0.32% closing out the S ⁇ P at 1,215.75 points for the SP 500.
[00:09:02]  We got the NASDAQ.
[00:09:03]  I mean, Jesus Christ, I don't even know if you want to call this an increase, up 1.70 points, a percentage increase of 0.07%, closing out the NASDAQ at 2,541.0 points for the NASDAQ.
[00:09:20]  And for our brethren across the pond, the FTSE also bounced back today because it took it in the teeth.
[00:09:26]  As a matter of fact, most every equities market across the globe took it in the teeth yesterday because the uncertainty in Europe.
[00:09:33]  And of course, we're still witnessing the fiscal uncertainty and irresponsibility of our own government here in America.
[00:09:40]  So we're seeing a lot of instability.
[00:09:42]  So we saw it yesterday in the markets, but it looks like they're bottom feeding in Europe just like they're bottom feeding out here in America.
[00:09:47]  The FTSE 100 is up 34.05 points, a percentage increase of 0.63% for our brethren that are eating fish and chips across the pond, closing out the day at 5,400.85 points for the FTSE 100.
[00:10:04]  And for our German brethren, the DAX will slog a slieging slag and Volkswagen.
[00:10:11]  The DAX is up also 55.48 points.
[00:10:15]  A percentage increase of 0.98%.
[00:10:18]  Closing out the DAX at 5,730.62 points for the DAX.
[00:10:24]  Let's go ahead and go to the commodities because let me tell you, we're starting to see a little bit of tradition after the aftermath yesterday sell-off.
[00:10:33]  I mean, it was just an utter sell-off across the board.
[00:10:36]  Everybody was just cashing out, which I have no reason why.
[00:10:40]  I can't even understand why people are cashing out.
[00:10:42]  I've been saying this time and time again.
[00:10:44]  Our government is refusing to cut its government spending.
[00:10:48]  And as a result, it's devaluing the value of the very dollar that we use to maintain sustenance.
[00:10:54]  And if they continue down this road of fiscal irresponsibility, our dollar is going to be worth deadly.
[00:11:00]  And as a result, when our dollar implodes to such a reprehensible level, you better be holding some kind of a commodity.
[00:11:08]  That's all I'm saying.
[00:11:10]  Anyway, let's get to commodities because commodities was down all across the board.
[00:11:14]  All across the board, we saw decreases in commodities.
[00:11:17]  So let's go ahead and talk about it right now.
[00:11:19]  Brent crude futures are down today, 81 cents, a percentage decrease of 0.78%, closing it out at $103.44, or excuse me, $103.44 per barrel of Brent crude oil.
[00:11:33]  Jesus Christ.
[00:11:35]  Pick a pack of pickape, pick a peck of pick a pepper up your ass.
[00:11:38]  Jesus Christ.
[00:11:39]  Anyway, gasoline futures are also down $13.50.
[00:11:43]  A percentage decrease of 1.49%.
[00:11:46]  All right.
[00:11:47]  Heating oil futures are also down 74 cents.
[00:11:50]  percentage decrease of 0.26%.
[00:11:53]  Natural gas saw an increase, a very modest increase, but still an increase of 3 cents, a percentage increase of 1.06% on the day for natural gas, and WTI sweet crude continues to go down, which is a good sign.
[00:12:09]  Like I always said, I mean, we want to see WTI sweet crude down $70, maybe even lower if that's even feasibly possible in today's modern age, because lower prices in WTI sweet crude, which is the basis of gasoline.
[00:12:26]  You know, they refine WTI sweet crude oil in America to turn it into gasoline.
[00:12:32]  It's the basis of how much we pay at the pump and how much we pay for prices of items on the shopping mall shelves and at the supermarket shelves.
[00:12:42]  Because remember, they have to get from point A to point B. You know, whoever manufactures the crap, well, they've got to, you know, somehow get it to the store where you're looking at it, and they use some mode of transportation, and that mode of transportation utilizes petroleum and whatever petroleum prices are at the time, all right, if they happen to be pretty high, well, they're going to be relayed onto the consumer, and that's why you see an increase.
[00:13:04]  It's a factor of increase.
[00:13:07]  But anyway, we want to see a decrease always in WTI sweet crude.
[00:13:11]  It'll encourage more folks to go out, take their cars out, go cruising.
[00:13:15]  Remember that?
[00:13:16]  Remember going out and go cruising?
[00:13:17]  I mean, I shouldn't say cruising anymore because from what I understand, in the homosexual community, cruising means a completely, totally different thing than what cruising used to mean.
[00:13:29]  Cruising used to mean you go out in your damn car, you didn't have anything to do for Christ's sake.
[00:13:36]  You just go out and just, you know, just put your arm on your damn wheel and you're just cruising.
[00:13:43]  Yeah.
[00:13:44]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:13:46]  Anyway, let's go ahead and get to some more commodities here for Christ's sake.
[00:13:53]  WTI is down $1.8, a percentage decrease of 1.14% on the day, closing out WTI at $93.87 per barrel of WTI sweet crude.
[00:14:07]  Let's get to agricultures because we got canola up modestly, 90 cents today for canola.
[00:14:12]  Cocoa also seen a modest decrease for some reason today, $29, a percentage decrease of 1.1, excuse me, a 1.33% decrease today for cocoa.
[00:14:23]  But once again, we're headed down towards those time of the holidays where if you look at February last year, we saw all-time highs for cocoa.
[00:14:34]  And I'm not saying that we're going to see those types of peaks, but we sure as hell are going to see a bump as these holidays approach.
[00:14:42]  And I'm talking about Christmas, New Year's.
[00:14:44]  I'm talking about Valentine's Day.
[00:14:47]  I'm talking about Mother's Day.
[00:14:49]  All the chocolate-filled events.
[00:14:51]  You know it, and I know it.
[00:14:52]  Not to mention springtime.
[00:14:55]  Springtime is, you know, for some reason, it's the time to get married.
[00:14:59]  Have you noticed that?
[00:15:00]  Oh, my God.
[00:15:02]  Every time we got goddamn springtime coming around, I got all these damn freaking invitations to marriages.
[00:15:12]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:15:14]  I'm not joking.
[00:15:16]  I mean, it's just unbelievable.
[00:15:17]  I mean, I like marriages depending on where it is.
[00:15:19]  You know, you can always judge a good marriage based upon the hotel it's located in, you know.
[00:15:24]  If you're ever invited to a marriage and it's located at some banquet hall, we better do some prior research to that.
[00:15:31]  It could be some shady, nefarious crap, and you could be literally getting your goddamn food catered by some fast food joint.
[00:15:38]  All right, but man, if it's going to be at freaking, you know, Hilton, you know, if it's going to be at the freaking Omni Hotel or something, if it's going to be a badass, you know, nice shindig, of course you want to go to the goddamn wedding.
[00:15:51]  But I don't know what it is with spreading, you know what I mean?
[00:15:53]  You know, not to mention, a lot of babies are bored in the spring.
[00:15:57]  You know what I mean?
[00:15:58]  Haven't you noticed that?
[00:16:00]  A lot of springtime birthdays also.
[00:16:03]  You want to know why you love springtime birthdays?
[00:16:06]  All that summer banging.
[00:16:08]  You know what I mean?
[00:16:09]  Summertime banging brings springtime babies.
[00:16:12]  That's why you got so many goddamn babies born in the springtime.
[00:16:16]  I'm not joking.
[00:16:18]  I'm not joking.
[00:16:22]  Anyway, I'm sorry.
[00:16:23]  I don't even know why I'm going off keys through there.
[00:16:25]  We're supposed to be talking about commodities here.
[00:16:28]  We talked about cocoa down, honestly.
[00:16:30]  Coffee down also, 25 cents, a percentage decrease of 0.11%.
[00:16:36]  Let me tell you something right now.
[00:16:37]  We're seeing decreases in coffee.
[00:16:40]  What the hell?
[00:16:41]  What the hell does that mean?
[00:16:43]  Well, I don't know.
[00:16:43]  I mean, to be honest with you, I don't drink coffee, you know?
[00:16:46]  I don't need coffee.
[00:16:48]  Like I always said, I'm naturally invigorated.
[00:16:52]  Every day I wake up, I'm just like, for the love of money.
[00:16:57]  I'm not joking, man.
[00:17:01]  Jesus Christ.
[00:17:04]  Anyway, where am I at, Engineer, for Christ's sake?
[00:17:10]  Get going.
[00:17:11]  Yay!
[00:17:13]  All right, let's continue going for Christ's sake.
[00:17:15]  Where are we going?
[00:17:16]  Oh, yeah, here we go with the Un-American chance because I don't like coffee.
[00:17:19]  Look at these people.
[00:17:20]  Oh, my God, Ghost, you don't like coffee?
[00:17:23]  You're so American.
[00:17:26]  What are you talking about?
[00:17:27]  I'm so un-American.
[00:17:28]  Coffee isn't even made in America.
[00:17:32]  And I know there's some ass clowns that have tweeted up and that have gone on Facebook accounts and said.
[00:17:37]  Well, you know, to be perfectly honest, there is coffee produced in Vermont and coffee produced in the areas of Hawaii.
[00:17:48]  So technically, it's not necessarily un-American.
[00:17:54]  It's not necessary.
[00:17:55]  I mean, it's American ghost.
[00:17:58]  Shut up.
[00:17:59]  All right.
[00:18:02]  Jesus Christ.
[00:18:05]  Anyway, let's continue going.
[00:18:08]  I mean, we got things to talk about here.
[00:18:09]  I need to stop ranting about the goddamn commodities here.
[00:18:12]  Let's just run through them.
[00:18:13]  Coffee's down.
[00:18:14]  So for all you ass clowns that always talk about the reason that you're such a jerk, Dick, in the morning, is because.
[00:18:20]  Hey, dude, just don't talk to me.
[00:18:22]  Let's have my coffee, dude.
[00:18:24]  Just don't talk to me.
[00:18:25]  Let's mad my coffee.
[00:18:26]  Well, you're not going to have to pay that much for it.
[00:18:28]  Hopefully, Starbucks will come down from the $9 lattes that you idiots, you know, go to these ridiculous outlets for.
[00:18:36]  I mean, it's stupid.
[00:18:37]  Anyway, corn is down $1.75, a percentage decrease of 0.30%.
[00:18:43]  We need that corn price to come down even more.
[00:18:45]  But, of course, our power-hungry bureaucrats in Washington ain't going to stop the tax money going to the corn ethanol industry, which has produced nothing.
[00:18:55]  All right?
[00:18:56]  Anyway, we got cotton down today also.
[00:18:59]  Excuse me, cotton is up.
[00:19:00]  Excuse him, why?
[00:19:02]  Cotton is up $1.17, a percentage increase of 1.37%.
[00:19:08]  I mean, good God, there's a highlight in commodities today.
[00:19:12]  Looks like my optimism for males under the age of 30 possibly buying fashionable attire that actually fits their ass instead of buying these eight times too small, Ed Hardy, hard nipple man boobs showing t-shirts.
[00:19:29]  I guess that's thrown out the window.
[00:19:31]  Now the cotton is going back up, for Christ's sake, right?
[00:19:34]  I guess that these idiots are going to have to be forced to go back to shopping at these underground San Francisco bathhouse 1979 fashionable attire outlets like Amber Crombie Bitch and Holister, whatever the hell you call these stupid, ridiculous outlets, for Christ's sake.
[00:19:53]  And these males are going to continue to wear this crap that's 10 times too small for their body, for Christ's sake.
[00:20:00]  I mean, we've got American males showing off hourglass shapes for heaven's sake, I mean, God damn it, are you kidding me?
[00:20:13]  Males showing hourglass shapes, for Christ's sake.
[00:20:16]  I mean, let me tell you something.
[00:20:17]  We should be looking at chicks.
[00:20:19]  Chicks should be showing off hourglass shapes.
[00:20:23]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:20:24]  What did Sir Mixalot say?
[00:20:26]  36, 24, 36.
[00:20:29]  You understand what I'm saying?
[00:20:31]  36, 24, 36.
[00:20:33]  Yeah, freaking hourglass.
[00:20:38]  Anyway, I'm sorry.
[00:20:39]  I'm going off keaster.
[00:20:41]  I'm just sick and tired.
[00:20:42]  I'm in Austin, Texas, all right?
[00:20:44]  We've got a lot of douchebags that buy this crap.
[00:20:48]  Jesus Christ, let's continue going.
[00:20:51]  All right.
[00:20:52]  We've got wheat futures up modestly today, two bucks today.
[00:20:56]  Sugar down modestly, 5 cents, a percentage decrease of 0.22%.
[00:21:01]  Soybean up $11.25, a percentage increase of 1.01%.
[00:21:09]  And because we had some decent economic data coming out of the real estate market, lumber, that's right, lumber is up in the commodities, up $7.30, a percentage increase of 3.25% on the day.
[00:21:23]  Good God.
[00:21:25]  That's pretty good for lumber.
[00:21:27]  Let me see.
[00:21:27]  Let's get oat futures down today, $3.25, a percentage decrease of 1.08% for oats.
[00:21:36]  We got soybean oil futures up modestly, 56 cents, a percentage increase of 1.15% for soybean oil futures.
[00:21:45]  And wool, oh my God, looks like wool, the bullnose bulldykes came out to see what type of ripe wool was out there on the market today because wool is up $3, a percentage increase of 0.23% on the day for Christ's sake.
[00:22:02]  So it looks like old beat-faced Eleanor Genderess, Queen Latifah, and Rosie O'Donnell are going to go out there and get themselves a goddamn decent set of wool, if you know what I'm talking about, these woolly mammoth bulldykes.
[00:22:14]  Anyway, let's get to the medals, Shelly.
[00:22:16]  The medals.
[00:22:17]  Let's get to the goddamn metals.
[00:22:20]  Anyway, we got copper futures down also today.
[00:22:23]  I mean, we saw them dramatically down.
[00:22:25]  They're down again today, $1.15, a percentage decrease of 0.35% on the day for copper futures.

=== Silver Bull Market Outlook (08:03) ===

[00:22:33]  Gold also down today.
[00:22:35]  I mean, I don't know what the hell's going on here, but once again, hedge fund managers, mutual fund managers, 401k managers, these are the people that are in control of these markets.
[00:22:45]  And if you know how futures are traded, you know you have to have a lot of upfront capital to even play the futures market.
[00:22:52]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:22:53]  And who has that type of capital?
[00:22:56]  These stupid 401k billionaire.
[00:22:58]  They're not billionaires, excuse me.
[00:23:00]  They manage billions in other people's money.
[00:23:04]  That's right.
[00:23:07]  Anyway, gold is down $9.70, a percentage decrease of 0.61% on the day, closing out gold at 1,577 point, excuse me, $1,577.20 per troy ounce of gold.
[00:23:24]  But did we see silver today?
[00:23:25]  I mean, that's what I'm telling you about silver.
[00:23:28]  I'm telling you, these people that are out here that are, you know, selling off just because they're impulsively seeing all these hedge fund idiots, you know, cutting off for tax purposes or whatever the reasons why these damn hedge fund managers are selling off.
[00:23:41]  You know, because remember, a lot of these, you know, managers, portfolio managers, they've got to show profitability.
[00:23:47]  We're getting towards the end of the year here.
[00:23:49]  So they're taking profits right now.
[00:23:51]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:23:54]  I'm not joking.
[00:23:57]  I mean, I'm serious, man.
[00:24:00]  Anyway, let me get here.
[00:24:02]  Let me get the silver for Christ's sake because I think that we're going to be on a bull market on silver, even if we do see these impulsive retractions by the market.
[00:24:10]  Because silver is the only highlight in the metals today.
[00:24:13]  Up 33 cents, a percentage increase of 1.17% on the day for silver.
[00:24:19]  Closing out silver at $29.27 per troy ounce of silver.
[00:24:25]  And let me tell you, I mean, if you look at a chart on silver, this past spring, we were at $50 a troy ounce.
[00:24:32]  $50 a troy ounce for Christ's sake, man.
[00:24:35]  And I'm not trying to say that we're going to see that tomorrow.
[00:24:41]  But within the next six to nine months, we're going to see that price.
[00:24:45]  And that price point is going to be a metric.
[00:24:48]  All right?
[00:24:49]  A metric on whether or not the market's going to hit that $50 troy ounce point and sell off, or they're going to see that and just start buying in.
[00:24:58]  You know, you just got to be there at the market.
[00:25:00]  We've got to look at the situation at the time when it happens, and we'll see what's going on.
[00:25:05]  Anyway, let's continue going.
[00:25:07]  We got, once again, silver going up.
[00:25:10]  It's the only goddamn highlight in the goddamn metals market, for Christ's sake.
[00:25:15]  Hold on.
[00:25:16]  Hey, engineer, shut the damn chat down.
[00:25:19]  Implement chat room martial law on these sons of bitches.
[00:25:23]  Implement chat room martial law.
[00:25:27]  You're goddamn right.
[00:25:28]  These sons of bitches over here flapping their fat Cheeto stained fingers on the keyboard talking a bunch of malarkey out here.
[00:25:34]  And I'm thinking they're so damn cute.
[00:25:39]  Jesus Christ.
[00:25:42]  Anyway, let's continue going, shall we?
[00:25:43]  Because, you know, we've got to get done with these markets.
[00:25:46]  We got livestock, live cattle, which was the only highlight in the commodities yesterday, continues to rally today, up 37 cents, a percentage increase of 0.32%.
[00:25:59]  And let me tell you, I think that we're going to continue to see live cattle go up.
[00:26:03]  We're seeing emerging markets across the world just continue to grow.
[00:26:08]  I mean, one emerging market, or actually one area of the country, or area of the country, every world that people should be looking at is Asia.
[00:26:16]  I mean, Asia is booming, for Christ's sake.
[00:26:19]  I mean, have you seen the skylines of some of these Asian countries?
[00:26:22]  Unfreaking believable.
[00:26:24]  All right.
[00:26:24]  I mean, Seoul, South Korea, Singapore, some of these places in Indonesia.
[00:26:31]  I mean, hell, even goddamn disgusting, despicable communist China.
[00:26:37]  And the reason is, is because a lot of these countries were fiscally responsible.
[00:26:43]  And to be honest with you, a lot of them have surpluses as opposed to America and a lot of the other countries across the world.
[00:26:50]  We're debtor nations.
[00:26:51]  All right?
[00:26:54]  So that's all there is to it.
[00:26:56]  Anyway, let's continue going for Christ's sake.
[00:26:58]  Cattle feeder futures are up also 22 cents, a percentage percentage increase of 0.16%.
[00:27:07]  And it looks like people took some profits off Lean Hog today because they wanted to go in some of these bounces in today's equities market.
[00:27:15]  Lean hog, modestly down, 90 cents today, a percentage decrease of 1.04% on the day.
[00:27:24]  And that, my friends, is the markets for your ass.
[00:27:31]  Anyway, folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
[00:27:34]  I know that we're a little late on the broadcast.
[00:27:37]  I know that there's some people complaining that, oh, gosh, you're a little late.
[00:27:42]  You know, you shouldn't have this show sooner.
[00:27:45]  I don't know.
[00:27:46]  Well, Tuff Titty, all right?
[00:27:48]  It's Tough Titty.
[00:27:49]  It's a podcast, for Christ's sake, all right?
[00:27:52]  It's a freaking podcast.
[00:27:56]  All right, I mean, speaking of podcasts, have you looked at the late-night television talk shows lately?
[00:28:01]  I'm talking about the Jimmy Kimmels, the Jimmy Fallons, the Jay Leno's.
[00:28:08]  Have you looked at these idiots?
[00:28:09]  I mean, all these old has-been used-up, bloated comics are all of a sudden starting to get into the podcast market.
[00:28:18]  Haven't you noticed that?
[00:28:20]  I mean, seriously, man, seriously, these people are trying to get into my business.
[00:28:26]  All right?
[00:28:28]  They're trying to take my job.
[00:28:30]  Seriously, man, you've got these stupid, old, used-up, has-been comedians that are coming into my business, trying to take my job.
[00:28:40]  So let me tell you something.
[00:28:42]  I'm not going to let it happen.
[00:28:43]  So all you goddamn old, used-up, has-been comedians that are out here trying to conjure up some kind of podcast that everybody gives two rats' asses about, you got another thing coming.
[00:28:58]  Stupid idiots.
[00:28:59]  I mean, half these idiots, their acts suck the crumb off of a 57 Chevy bumper.
[00:29:05]  I mean, let alone, do you think these people have enough commentary to fill up a podcast to, you know, have an actual listener base for Christ's sake?
[00:29:13]  You actually have to talk about crap, all right?
[00:29:15]  You can't just be off that.
[00:29:17]  I hate hearing comedians interviewed.
[00:29:19]  You know that?
[00:29:21]  I mean, they try so freaking hard to be funny.
[00:29:25]  You can tell all the crap that comes out of their goddamn suckhole is pre-written.
[00:29:29]  You know, whatever happened to some organic talk.
[00:29:32]  See, that's why people like this broadcast, because I'm not out of here with some pre-written garbage, all right?
[00:29:39]  Everything that is done on this broadcast is purely organic on the spot, and that's all there is to it, all right?
[00:29:46]  Jesus Christ.
[00:29:48]  Anyway, let's continue going.
[00:29:49]  I'm sorry, I didn't mean to get off Keister there.
[00:29:52]  But let's talk a little bit about tonight's debates.
[00:29:55]  That's right, in a little over an hour, we're going to see the Mumsers running for the GOP debating in their last debate before the Iowa caucus, all right?
[00:30:07]  Before the Iowa caucus, before the Iowa primary, for Christ's sake.
[00:30:11]  And for you folks that are unfamiliar between caucus and primary, well, you've got to look that crap up on your own for Christ's sake.
[00:30:18]  But anyway, another thing, who made Iowa the first state to gauge who's going to be the nominee for whatever party?
[00:30:27]  Can anybody explain that to me?
[00:30:29]  I mean, Iowa is, with all due respect, an agrarian, you know, cracker-ass cracker pissing ground.

=== GOP Debate Chaos (03:56) ===

[00:30:37]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:30:37]  With all due respect to my Irewin brethren that are within the country here that are listeners.
[00:30:43]  Anybody who's a listener in Iowa, I'm not talking about you.
[00:30:45]  You're good people.
[00:30:46]  But I'm talking about Iowa state in general.
[00:30:51]  I mean, what exactly gives this state so much prominence that they are the first state to gauge, you know, or or to choose who's going to be the frontrunner of whatever freaking party that's run.
[00:31:04]  I mean, it's just, it's stupid.
[00:31:06]  I mean, you know, I mean, has anybody honestly been to Iowa?
[00:31:09]  Has anybody gone and and taken a trip there there?
[00:31:12]  Is anybody vacationing there?
[00:31:14]  Is anybody taking any business trips there for Christ's sake?
[00:31:18]  Are there any goddamn anything that came out of there for Christ's sake?
[00:31:22]  All right?
[00:31:23]  No.
[00:31:24]  Nothing.
[00:31:25]  Nothing has come out of there.
[00:31:26]  You know what?
[00:31:27]  I take that back.
[00:31:28]  The only thing that come out of there is Slipknot.
[00:31:31]  All right?
[00:31:31]  That's the only thing that's ever come out of there for Christ's sake.
[00:31:34]  Freaking slipknot.
[00:31:35]  That's it.
[00:31:36]  All right?
[00:31:37]  And the only reason Slipknot came about was because all man all-neck, no man Corey Taylor, got kicked out on his ass by his mammy after he was about 30 years old for being a useless, disgusting bar touring musician and his mammy said, I'm done, you're gonna have to go out and get kicked out in your ass and go out and do something on your own, you stupid loser bastard.
[00:32:01]  And of course, Corey Taylor I mean this guy's like oh man, nobody likes my disgusting neck.
[00:32:05]  I mean, my neck has a personality of its own.
[00:32:08]  So what I gotta do is I gotta put a mask on my face.
[00:32:11]  You know, to disguise this disgusting Matt Damon neck that I got going on, for Christ's sake.
[00:32:17]  And you know start, you know screaming metal, Jesus Christ.
[00:32:25]  Anyway, that's the only thing that ever came out of Iowa right, Slipknot.
[00:32:29]  All right great yeah thanks Iowa, giving us your leftover white trash.
[00:32:35]  I appreciate it, Jesus Christ.
[00:32:38]  I'm not to say that I don't like Slipknot.
[00:32:40]  I'm just saying you know the idiots that comprise Slipknot are a bunch of posers.
[00:32:45]  You know it and I know it all.
[00:32:48]  Right, I mean not to get off on a rant here about freaking Slipknot, but you know what pissed me off.
[00:32:53]  You know what pissed me off when that stupid fat, jelly ass basis of theirs died of some stupid overdose.
[00:32:59]  Y'all remember that they all that stupid basis of theirs names.
[00:33:02]  For Christ's sake, this idiot dies, right?
[00:33:04]  These idiot dies.
[00:33:05]  And these idiots come out in a press conference and they're crying like bitches.
[00:33:10]  You know, oh yeah, you know, Paul Grays is.
[00:33:15]  He was a great guy.
[00:33:18]  Oh what, what slipknot?
[00:33:20]  Are you kidding me?
[00:33:21]  You're crying.
[00:33:22]  Are these men crying?
[00:33:24]  The same men that you know sang lyrics like, if you're five five five, I'm six six, six.
[00:33:31]  I mean the same idiots that that sang sick and psychosocial and these types of horrific demonic, satanic songs.
[00:33:42]  You mean to tell me that these assholes are crying?
[00:33:46]  Oh my god, what a bunch of bitches.
[00:33:48]  Let me tell you something right now.
[00:33:50]  They lost all credibility, all credibility, when they started crying like bitches over that fat bastard that had a drug overdose.
[00:33:57]  Look, the guy did coke, all right, or whatever the hell he did, his speed balls or whatever the hell he did, and he was fat.
[00:34:04]  All right, he was fat.
[00:34:05]  I mean, what do you think was gonna happen?
[00:34:07]  Huh, I mean, Jesus Christ, you think he was gonna live to be 90?
[00:34:11]  Jesus Christ, what a what a bunch of idiots.
[00:34:14]  All right seriously just, you know, Corey Taylor, go back to.
[00:34:18]  What's that stupid dumb uh uh, ridiculous sideband that he's got.
[00:34:22]  For christ's sake, what is that stupid one where he's trying to be like, you know uh, Pussy WHIP ROCK yeah, Stone SOUR yeah, Stone SOUR, that's.

=== Primary Location Rant (03:55) ===

[00:34:33]  That's why I don't even remember the name.
[00:34:35]  It's so lame.
[00:34:36]  For christ's sake, Stone SOUR, Anyway, I don't mean to be some rock critic here, but just give me a break.
[00:34:42]  You idiots brought it up in the chat room, all right?
[00:34:45]  Jesus Christ.
[00:34:47]  Anyway, we're supposed to be talking about the Iowa caucus.
[00:34:49]  That's how we got to talking about these stupid jerkbicks from Slipknot.
[00:34:54]  Why is Iowa the first state that is, you know, the beholder of who's going to be the leader of whatever damn party that's running for the presidency?
[00:35:06]  I just don't get it.
[00:35:08]  And what are you looking for for these mumsers tonight?
[00:35:11]  Are you actually going to watch this crap?
[00:35:12]  I'm not watching this crap, all right?
[00:35:15]  I'm not watching this crap.
[00:35:16]  I'm watching something else, all right?
[00:35:18]  I'm going to look on TV and see if there's some reality show on for Christ's sake, which is not reality.
[00:35:23]  You know that reality shows aren't reality, but still, I mean, if we really wanted reality, we wouldn't care, all right?
[00:35:32]  We wouldn't care.
[00:35:32]  If we really wanted reality, we would look at it and say, really, this is reality?
[00:35:36]  Yeah, it's reality.
[00:35:37]  It's boring.
[00:35:38]  It's stupid.
[00:35:38]  It's pathetic.
[00:35:39]  All right?
[00:35:41]  Jesus Christ.
[00:35:42]  Anyway, let me continue going.
[00:35:44]  I'm sorry.
[00:35:46]  I want to hear from you.
[00:35:47]  646-652-4869 is the number to call.
[00:35:50]  We're talking about tonight's debate.
[00:35:52]  You know, the last debate prior to the Iowa caucus and the Iowa primary out there in Iowa.
[00:36:00]  I want to hear what you have to say about it.
[00:36:02]  I mean, believe it or not, you know what they're saying?
[00:36:04]  Who's leading in Iowa right now, who's in a dead heat tie?
[00:36:07]  Newt Gingrich, you know, some dumbass, ridiculous, hypocritical, you know, bureaucratic ex-Speaker of the House, had to pay ethics committee fines, kind of crap.
[00:36:19]  And Ron Paul, Ron Paul, Ron Paul, Ron Paul.
[00:36:25]  Believe it or not, Newt Gingrich and Ron Paul are neck and neck for Christ's sake.
[00:36:31]  That's what I'm saying.
[00:36:31]  I mean, why do we even care about Iowa?
[00:36:35]  All right?
[00:36:35]  And let alone, why are we caring about New Hampshire?
[00:36:38]  All right?
[00:36:38]  With all due respect to my New Hampshire brethren, because I know that y'all are independent folks.
[00:36:45]  Live free or die is the state motto.
[00:36:47]  Much props for that.
[00:36:48]  But with all due respect, I mean, you're literally like a wart on the American coastal front there, with all due respect.
[00:36:58]  You know, it's like Delaware, you know, like insignificance because you're just a little historically drawn pissing ground.
[00:37:04]  With all due respect, I'm not trying to be mean, New Hampshire, because I like New Hampshire.
[00:37:10]  I've been to New Hampshire.
[00:37:11]  It's good country.
[00:37:13]  You know, I went to Lake Winnipesaukee, believe it or not, because I saw What About Bob?
[00:37:17]  You know, as a matter of fact, Bill Murray used to be great back then in them comedies, but I actually saw it when Lake Winnipesau, and it was great, all right?
[00:37:25]  I liked it.
[00:37:25]  But, you know, with all due respect, New Hampshire, why in the hell are you idiots the second after Iowa to choose who's going to be running for whatever party is going to be opposing the sitting president?
[00:37:38]  I don't get it.
[00:37:39]  I don't get it.
[00:37:41]  I mean, in my personal opinion, I think that the first state that should be voting for any primary or caucus or should be the first state in the Republican and Democratic primaries is Texas.
[00:37:55]  All right?
[00:37:57]  Because we have the bigger geography.
[00:38:00]  We pay the most taxes because we're conducting the most business.
[00:38:04]  All right?
[00:38:05]  And that's the way it should be.
[00:38:06]  And I'm telling you right now, Texas is what, like close to the end as it relates to this whole primary process.
[00:38:13]  All right?
[00:38:14]  I'm telling you right now, Texas should have its primaries before these goddamn Iowans out here.
[00:38:19]  All right?
[00:38:21]  I mean, I can tell you countless things that have come out of Texas.
[00:38:25]  I can tell you so many things that have come out of Texas for Christ's sake.

=== Texas vs Iowa Primaries (14:29) ===

[00:38:28]  It would take the whole damn show.
[00:38:30]  What did you idiots say about Iowa, what came out of Iowa?
[00:38:34]  The freaking slipknot.
[00:38:36]  Oh, yeah.
[00:38:36]  Oh, yeah.
[00:38:37]  Ashton Kutcher also came out of Iowa.
[00:38:40]  That's great, huh?
[00:38:41]  Married some f 48-year-old bag of bones that's 90 pounds soaking wet, which is Bruce Willis's twelfths for Christ's sake.
[00:38:51]  When this guy, uh, Ashton Kutcher is at the prime of his life.
[00:38:54]  Yeah, yeah, real cr great mentality you're coming out of Iowa with him.
[00:38:59]  Just get out of here, all right?
[00:39:01]  Just get out of here.
[00:39:04]  Anyway, we're talking about the GOP debates here.
[00:39:07]  Are you gonna watch it?
[00:39:08]  I'm sure as hell not.
[00:39:09]  646-652-4869 is number to call.
[00:39:13]  Let's take some calls here, see if anybody wants to talk about this.
[00:39:15]  Let's take some Skype calls.
[00:39:18]  Let's see.
[00:39:18]  We got C.B. Fart Marshal.
[00:39:21]  What's going on?
[00:39:25]  Yeah, I kind of knew you were going to do that for Christ's sake, if you're the fart marshal for Christ's sake.
[00:39:29]  And not only that, I mean, it kind of sounded a little drab.
[00:39:34]  It sounded like you had a couple of things up that rectum that has kind of rose-butted that poop shoot of yours, with all due respect.
[00:39:41]  I mean, it didn't really sound like a man, you know.
[00:39:45]  I hope that's a woman.
[00:39:47]  Let's just hope that's a woman.
[00:39:48]  All right, let's just hope that's a woman.
[00:39:50]  That's all.
[00:39:51]  Anyway, we're talking about the GOP debates out here.
[00:39:54]  646-652-4869 is the number to call.
[00:39:57]  I want to hear what you have to say about it.
[00:39:59]  Uh, Captain Poop Tickler, you're on the air.
[00:40:01]  Do you want a third one?
[00:40:02]  Great ship with me.
[00:40:03]  My little pony.
[00:40:05]  Oh, shit.
[00:40:06]  It's a match.
[00:40:07]  Big adventure.
[00:40:08]  I'm the one.
[00:40:09]  You can't afford it.
[00:40:10]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[00:40:12]  Here we go.
[00:40:13]  These bronies again.
[00:40:14]  Here we go, the bronies.
[00:40:16]  All right, look, we're not going to start this day off doing this, all right?
[00:40:19]  Look, I didn't even have to do a show today, jerk dicks.
[00:40:23]  All right, I'm doing a show because I feel that I'm in the given mood out here.
[00:40:27]  It's the holidays, all right?
[00:40:29]  It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas.
[00:40:34]  And I'm feeling a little bit charitable.
[00:40:37]  You know what I mean?
[00:40:37]  That's what I'm feeling.
[00:40:38]  I'm feeling a little bit charitable.
[00:40:40]  So let me go ahead and continue to go on here.
[00:40:43]  Let me see.
[00:40:43]  What's up?
[00:40:45]  We're talking about the GOP debates here, the last debate before the Iowa caucus.
[00:40:51]  Let's see what people have to say about it.
[00:40:52]  Here you go, 347.
[00:40:53]  What's up?
[00:40:53]  You're on the horn.
[00:40:55]  Hey, what's up?
[00:40:56]  How's it going?
[00:40:58]  So, yeah, about the GOP.
[00:41:00]  I have a question.
[00:41:02]  What's the question?
[00:41:04]  All right.
[00:41:05]  So, right after your dad was pre-mated, you still got to be able to get away from it.
[00:41:08]  Hold on, hold on just a second.
[00:41:09]  You sound like a little bit of a, you know, trench coat molester-esque type of a fruit bowl.
[00:41:16]  I don't really want to hear what you have to say for Christ's sake, all right?
[00:41:19]  Learn how to talk like a man instead of somebody that's trying to weasel the private parts out of somebody's trousers, all right?
[00:41:26]  Jesus Christ.
[00:41:28]  951, what do you think about the GOP debates tonight?
[00:41:31]  You know, these debates, you're saying that, you know, Texas should have more representation.
[00:41:37]  I agree.
[00:41:38]  You know, Texas has a really big Lord population.
[00:41:43]  We can't even hear you for Christ's sake.
[00:41:44]  I mean, I know you're eating.
[00:41:46]  All right.
[00:41:46]  I don't want to take you away from your freaking meal or anything, but can you speak up a little bit louder and take the fork out of your mouth there, fat boy?
[00:41:54]  Yeah, yeah, sure.
[00:41:56]  I was just saying Texas had a big Lord population.
[00:42:00]  Jesus Christ, shut up, all right?
[00:42:02]  I mean, we can tell this is an introverted little prick for Christ's sake.
[00:42:06]  He can't even talk with balls to a phone, all right?
[00:42:09]  You're not face to face to me.
[00:42:10]  Why don't you talk with balls to a phone?
[00:42:13]  It's not very hard.
[00:42:16]  Jesus Christ.
[00:42:18]  443, what do you think about the GOP?
[00:42:21]  Nothing's out of racism.
[00:42:24]  Screw you, all right?
[00:42:25]  I'm a melting pot of friendship.
[00:42:27]  And everybody that has ever known me, all right, knows that, and they know that with undoubted certainty.
[00:42:35]  All right?
[00:42:36]  I mean, for Christ's sake, I happen to have a whole bunch of friends that happen to be black, for Christ's sake.
[00:42:44]  I happen to have a whole bunch of friends that happen to be Mexican.
[00:42:49]  All right?
[00:42:50]  I mean, I happen to have a whole bunch of friends that happen to be Oriental and WAP and Mick and Tamel Jockey.
[00:42:57]  So for you idiots to be sitting over here making this assumption that I'm some kind of a goddamn Grand Dragon racist, that is a false indictment.
[00:43:06]  And you assholes better stop spreading that goddamn slanderous lie across the internet because I will take the necessary steps to make sure that I get punitive damages out of your ass.
[00:43:22]  That's all I'm saying.
[00:43:25]  Anyway, we're supposed to be talking about the GOP debates here.
[00:43:28]  Of course, we're getting off Keyster with a bunch of jerk dicks trying to call up and trying to agitate the show here.
[00:43:35]  So we're going to go on.
[00:43:37]  What does everybody think about these GOP debates?
[00:43:39]  All right?
[00:43:40]  I want to know.
[00:43:41]  6466524869.
[00:43:43]  I think the problem is the engineer has been choosing some of these damn numbers from the top.
[00:43:50]  Choose them from the bottom, engineer.
[00:43:52]  God damn it.
[00:43:55]  Jesus Christ.
[00:43:56]  All right.
[00:43:56]  We got some bottom numbers here.
[00:43:59]  Let's see what we got.
[00:44:01]  Area code 313.
[00:44:03]  What's going on?
[00:44:04]  You're on the horn.
[00:44:06]  Come on, Russia.
[00:44:07]  Come on and raise it.
[00:44:08]  Take your shirt off.
[00:44:10]  Wing it around your head like a helicopter.
[00:44:12]  Come on, Russia.
[00:44:13]  Come on and raise it.
[00:44:15]  Take your shirt off.
[00:44:16]  Wing it around your head like a helicopter.
[00:44:18]  Hold on a second.
[00:44:19]  Did you just remix me with freaking Pete Pablo?
[00:44:23]  Are you kidding me?
[00:44:25]  I crap bigger than Pete Pablo, that studio-ass gangster.
[00:44:29]  I mean, how many gangsters you know that come from North Carolina?
[00:44:34]  I mean, with all due respect to my North Carolina, I mean, I better stop talking about states for Christ's sake.
[00:44:39]  I mean, I'm isolating people here.
[00:44:41]  I'm isolating people.
[00:44:43]  I'm sorry.
[00:44:43]  All right, we're just going to continue going.
[00:44:45]  Look, we're talking about the GOP debates.
[00:44:48]  I don't want to get sidetracked by that, so we're going to continue going for Christ's sake.
[00:44:51]  646-652-4869.
[00:44:54]  Area code 443, what up?
[00:44:57]  Melting pocket for racism.
[00:44:59]  Shut up.
[00:45:00]  You sound fruity anyway.
[00:45:01]  336, what's up?
[00:45:03]  What's up?
[00:45:05]  Stupid?
[00:45:06]  No, I'm Texas.
[00:45:08]  What's the difference?
[00:45:11]  Dang!
[00:45:13]  I ain't sure it comes in.
[00:45:16]  See if your ass don't get turned into dog meat, boy.
[00:45:23]  That's all I gotta say.
[00:45:24]  540, what's up?
[00:45:26]  Hanger!
[00:45:29]  Hanger!
[00:45:29]  Hang on!
[00:45:30]  I never said that, you splicing piece of crap.
[00:45:33]  All right, I never said that.
[00:45:35]  865, what do you think about the GOP?
[00:45:39]  I'll be the coast of the country girl on the coast and a type of pony.
[00:45:45]  Every pony, every pony should know.
[00:45:47]  Freaking stupid bronies.
[00:45:49]  All right, look, you bronies have malfunction circuitry in your noggin, for Christ's sake.
[00:45:55]  Do you understand?
[00:45:57]  I mean, I'm not joking.
[00:45:59]  There's something wrong within your feminine little fruit bowl bodies that is preventing you from understanding that you are either a borderline Femi fruit bowl that should be taken the pooper servicing glory hole somewhere, and you're trying to kind of keep that inside your closet, or you need to go to the doctor and get some goddamn testosterone shots in your ass or something.
[00:46:24]  Do you understand what I'm saying?
[00:46:26]  All right, that's the only reason why you're affiliated with this group called bronies.
[00:46:32]  And for you folks that don't understand what I'm talking about, I got a whole contingent of really just, Jesus Christ, you're talking about playing for the pink team, over-feminine physical attribute, over-feminine vernacular-based community called bronies, which are disgusting males over the age of 18 that actually watch My Little Pony,
[00:46:57]  the goddamn show on the Hub Network that was meant for eight-year-old girls, for Christ's sake.
[00:47:04]  And let me tell you something.
[00:47:05]  Hasbro should be ashamed of itself knowing that the crux of its demographic that watches this little pissing ground show are older males as opposed to the eight-year-old girls that this particular program was meant for.
[00:47:25]  All right, I'm not joking.
[00:47:28]  And each and every one of you bronies that are affiliated with this community, you should look at yourself in your over-feminized face in the mirror and say, good God, I mean, Ghost is right.
[00:47:37]  I mean, what the hell am I doing worshiping some midget-talking horse for Christ's sake?
[00:47:43]  Not to mention, why am I embracing this eight-year-old girl program?
[00:47:48]  It's because I'm a fruit bull.
[00:47:52]  All right?
[00:47:52]  That's what you are.
[00:47:54]  You're a fruit bull.
[00:47:57]  And instead of sitting here and putting it in the closet, why don't you just embrace it for Christ's sake and screw the brony crap?
[00:48:04]  All right?
[00:48:06]  All right, stop trying to repress the fact that you're an over-feminized group.
[00:48:09]  Just go out and go to damn San Francisco and have a ball for Christ's sake.
[00:48:13]  I mean, this whole brony crap is silly.
[00:48:16]  It's stupid and it's ridiculous.
[00:48:18]  All right?
[00:48:21]  Anyway, we're supposed to be talking about goddamn the GOP debates tonight, but it looks like nobody gives two rats' asses.
[00:48:27]  Let me try to take a couple of more calls and see if anybody has anything to say about it.
[00:48:31]  These mumsers that are running for the Republican nominee for president.
[00:48:36]  64665-24869.
[00:48:40]  We got Area Code 504.
[00:48:41]  You're on the horn.
[00:48:44]  Well, I think that.
[00:48:50]  You know what?
[00:48:51]  I can hear you thinking, you stupid, uneducated, ignorant piece of crap.
[00:48:55]  I can hear you thinking.
[00:48:57]  I mean, you've been sitting on hold for I don't know how many minutes, and I can hear you thinking.
[00:49:02]  I think.
[00:49:15]  Jesus Christ, you people are sick.
[00:49:17]  All right?
[00:49:20]  Sick.
[00:49:23]  And stupid, mind you, too.
[00:49:24]  You people are stupid and sick.
[00:49:26]  That's a bad combination, isn't it?
[00:49:28]  Jesus Christ.
[00:49:31]  Anyway, one more call on this GOP thing.
[00:49:33]  920, what do you think about the GOP?
[00:49:37]  It will be legal in Texas to shoot mirrors.
[00:49:40]  Shut up.
[00:49:41]  I never said that, you splicing piece of crap.
[00:49:43]  Look, we're going to move on because obviously the show is being infested by bronies, for Christ's sake, and agitators and liberal long hairs and a bunch of jerk dicks that are trying to agitate the show.
[00:49:56]  And let me tell you something.
[00:49:56]  These idiots continue going on.
[00:49:59]  If these idiots continue to keep going on, I'll end the goddamn show.
[00:50:03]  All right?
[00:50:03]  And I won't even show up for Baller Friday because you people keep pushing my goddamn buttons, all right?
[00:50:10]  And let me tell you something right now.
[00:50:11]  These remixes are getting out of control.
[00:50:13]  All this crap that we're seeing on YouTube and other parts of the internet, I mean, it's getting out of control for Christ's sake.
[00:50:20]  And I'm warning you, all right?
[00:50:22]  I'm warning all of you.
[00:50:23]  You idiots are in hot water with me.
[00:50:26]  Do you understand that?
[00:50:27]  All you YouTube video remixing jerk dicks, you slanderous lying people out there about me, you people are in hot water.
[00:50:40]  All right, I'm going to calm down here, folks, because I can't afford to continue to be going off keester here, all right?
[00:50:46]  I can't afford to continue to be going off keyster for Christ's sake, man.
[00:50:49]  I mean, my heart's feeling weak as of late, you know?
[00:50:54]  But I'm not going to no goddamn doctor, all right?
[00:50:56]  I mean, I always told myself, I'm not going to a damn doctor.
[00:50:59]  I'd rather just drop dead, all right?
[00:51:02]  I'd rather just drop dead than some doctor, you know, finding, you know, some small abnormality, which you could probably live with, all right?
[00:51:11]  Some small abnormality and saying, well, we're going to have to go in there and then we're going to have to cut it out.
[00:51:17]  And it may have spread to your lymph nodes and it may have spread everywhere else.
[00:51:21]  So what we're going to do is put you through this high-intense chemotherapy radiation situation.
[00:51:26]  Shut up, all right?
[00:51:28]  Shut up.
[00:51:29]  I'm going to keep drinking.
[00:51:30]  How about that?
[00:51:31]  I'm going to keep drinking.
[00:51:33]  And no, I don't have cancer.
[00:51:35]  I'm just using that as a euphemism.
[00:51:37]  I'm just saying, all right?
[00:51:40]  Son of a bitch.
[00:51:43]  Anyway, and screw you people that are saying I'm unhealthy, all right?
[00:51:47]  Let me tell you something.
[00:51:48]  You come in the street with me and want to throw fisticuffs.
[00:51:53]  I'm telling you right now, you're an unarmed man.
[00:51:55]  You're an unarmed man for Christ's sake.
[00:51:58]  All right?
[00:51:58]  I mean, when I throw these fists in my pocket, the cops in Texas can throw me in jail for carrying illegal weapons, baby.
[00:52:05]  All right?
[00:52:07]  I'm that much of a badass.
[00:52:09]  All right?
[00:52:12]  Sit over here and talk garbage to me, boy.
[00:52:14]  You come down here to 6th Street and talk that goddamn malarkey to me and see if your ass don't get whooped into dog meat.
[00:52:19]  You understand that, boy?
[00:52:21]  As a matter of fact, where's my drink?
[00:52:23]  Where's my drink for Christ's sake?
[00:52:25]  Jesus Christ.
[00:52:27]  Yeah, let's take a drink to some Johnny Walker blue label, baby.
[00:52:35]  Oh, I had to take a double shot, maybe even a triple shot on that son of a bitch.
[00:52:44]  Woo!
[00:52:45]  Oh, man.
[00:52:48]  Oh, man, that's what I'm talking about.
[00:52:49]  Yeah, I mean, you know what's so cool about taking a good nice chug of some hard liquor?
[00:52:54]  Man, you can feel it.
[00:52:55]  You can feel it reverberate through your body.
[00:52:57]  You know what I'm saying?

=== Government Funding Crisis (14:02) ===

[00:52:58]  It's like, yeah!
[00:53:04]  Anyway, let's move on to the next part of the broadcast because unfortunately, nobody gives two rats' asses about these mumsers that are going to be taking part in these debates tonight prior to the Iowa caucus primary, so on and so forth.
[00:53:18]  So let's talk about how the White House and the Congress are supposedly working on a compromise to keep the government funded.
[00:53:27]  Oh, yeah, because you know what actually they're both bitching about right now?
[00:53:32]  It's not the fact that whether or not they want to keep the government funded.
[00:53:37]  These assholes are pissing and moaning about.
[00:53:42]  We want this tax cut that Obama gave a couple years ago that gave the American family $1,000 a year extra of their own paycheck.
[00:53:55]  We want to do this.
[00:53:56]  Shut up.
[00:53:59]  And of course, you got the Republicans wanting to shove this Keystone pipeline as a key component of passing a bill.
[00:54:07]  I mean, this is just disgusting politics as usual.
[00:54:11]  You know what I mean?
[00:54:11]  I mean, don't be wrong.
[00:54:12]  I'm for the pipeline, but threatening to shut down the government because the pipeline isn't going to be added as an amendment to the government funding bill is just ridiculous.
[00:54:23]  All right?
[00:54:24]  It's just inappropriate.
[00:54:26]  It's unstatesmanlike, and it's sure as hell not public service.
[00:54:31]  It's mini dictatorism, and why the American people are just sitting on their thumbs, not more pissed off at these power-hungry autocrats in Washington is beyond me.
[00:54:41]  The only thing that they get pissed off for is oh, look, there's other people protesting in a park.
[00:54:48]  Let's go join them.
[00:54:49]  Why are they protesting?
[00:54:51]  I don't know, but I want to be a part of it because there's cameras, there's TV, there's radio people, there's all kinds of media.
[00:55:00]  Maybe I'll get myself on TV and be affiliated with something and make my life have some kind of significance.
[00:55:09]  Stupid is what it is.
[00:55:10]  It's utterly stupid.
[00:55:13]  Anyway, supposedly, and this is according to our insiders out there in Washington, because you know, folks, true capitalist radio, we got insiders out there in the Beltway.
[00:55:24]  All right, are you kidding me?
[00:55:27]  Anyway, they're going to avoid a government shutdown, all right?
[00:55:32]  But they're still trying to work out the kinks on this ridiculous payroll tax cut that these liberals are insisting upon.
[00:55:40]  Now, the problem is, is how are they going to fund it?
[00:55:43]  All right?
[00:55:44]  Well, the initial funding source, which was raising a certain surtax on millionaires, well, unfortunately today, actually it was late party yesterday, the Democrats abandoned that idea.
[00:55:58]  All right?
[00:55:59]  They abandoned that idea.
[00:56:01]  So right off the bat, all you folks that are sitting over here saying, oh, and the millionaires got to pay their fish shit, well, your Democrats, the liberals that you just, you know, put into office, they're no longer going to add that as an amendment to pay for this payroll tax cut.
[00:56:16]  So right now, that's what they're bickering about, how the payroll tax cut's going to be paid for, all right?
[00:56:22]  And whether or not this Keystone pipeline is going to be added as an amendment to this government funding bill.
[00:56:29]  But according to all our sources, all right, the government funding is going to continue.
[00:56:36]  We're not going to have a government shutdown.
[00:56:38]  And according to reports, the government is going to be funded until October or November of next year.
[00:56:44]  So none of this kicking the can down the road anymore.
[00:56:47]  None of this, oh, we're funding it for the next two months or for the next month or for the next three weeks.
[00:56:52]  None of that crap.
[00:56:54]  All right.
[00:56:55]  Supposedly, according to the insiders out there in the Beltway, we are going to see a government funding bill pass.
[00:57:01]  The only thing that these people are pissing and moaning about is a ridiculous $1,500 tax cut.
[00:57:08]  And look, for you folks that are unfamiliar with what that means, it doesn't mean that you're going to get $1,500 at the end of the year extra.
[00:57:15]  It doesn't mean that you're going to get $1,500 tax credit.
[00:57:19]  No, no.
[00:57:19]  What it means is, is that they're going to cut your Social Security a tad.
[00:57:26]  They're going to give you back a little bit more, which is nothing, which is butkus.
[00:57:33]  But they're going to give you back a little bit more each paycheck equaling $1,500 a year.
[00:57:40]  So you're not even going to really see what the hell these people are talking about.
[00:57:44]  As a matter of fact, I bet you folks that are hard workers out there didn't even know that you had this tax cut.
[00:57:49]  You know what I mean?
[00:57:50]  I mean, I bet you didn't even notice, for Christ's sake.
[00:57:54]  Anyway, that's what they're bitching about right now, but I'm telling you right now, we are going to avoid a government shutdown.
[00:58:01]  I want to hear what you've got to say about it.
[00:58:03]  646-652-4869 is the number to call.
[00:58:08]  What do you think about this?
[00:58:09]  Do you think that the Democrats have backed down because they know, as well as everybody knows, that they're weak and they're nothing but a bunch of bureaucratic idiots that care nothing but their own sustainability of power?
[00:58:23]  I want to hear from you.
[00:58:24]  Code 919.
[00:58:25]  What do you think about what's going on here in the Beltway?
[00:58:30]  Yeah, you're a hell and killer deaf mute, for Christ's sake.
[00:58:33]  How about 478?
[00:58:34]  What do you think about what's going on out here?
[00:58:38]  Ghost, baby, can you hear me?
[00:58:40]  Yeah, I can hear you.
[00:58:41]  Who is this?
[00:58:43]  Ghetto Capitalist, baby.
[00:58:45]  Ah, Jesus Christ.
[00:58:47]  What?
[00:58:48]  What could you possibly give as insight relating to this situation we've got going on here with government funding?
[00:58:56]  Yeah, wait, hold on.
[00:58:57]  What's going on back there?
[00:58:58]  What the hell's going on with that kid?
[00:58:59]  I hear a kid choking back there.
[00:59:01]  What the hell's the problem?
[00:59:03]  I told you last night, Ghost, he has whooping coughs.
[00:59:07]  We just got back from the hospital, Ghost.
[00:59:09]  I'm glad you used your broadcast late.
[00:59:11]  I thought I was going to miss it.
[00:59:13]  Oh, my God.
[00:59:14]  Are you kidding me?
[00:59:15]  That kid's got a whooping cough?
[00:59:17]  Yeah, baby.
[00:59:18]  I told you last night he had percussions.
[00:59:20]  He's been in the hospital, Ghost.
[00:59:24]  What is the hospital doing?
[00:59:25]  Just give me some medication for Christ's sake.
[00:59:27]  It sounds like that kid's choking on some cornridge has swollen or something.
[00:59:32]  Yeah, they gave him some medication.
[00:59:33]  It's supposed to clear it up.
[00:59:35]  They said it could be anywhere between one and three weeks.
[00:59:37]  But it's not that big of a deal, you know.
[00:59:39]  It's not going to hurt our Christmas because the Medicaid car paid for everything.
[00:59:43]  So, yo, at least my baby's still got presents.
[00:59:47]  Ah, Jesus Christ.
[00:59:48]  Well, how's it going to enjoy the presents?
[00:59:50]  It's just coughing and continues to cough for Christ's sake.
[00:59:53]  I mean, that sounds disgusting.
[00:59:54]  That sounds horrible.
[00:59:55]  I mean, how can you sit there and watch your baby coughing and near to death?
[01:00:01]  I mean, listen to that crap.
[01:00:06]  Oh, my God.
[01:00:10]  You've got to be kidding me.
[01:00:11]  This is just disgusting, man.
[01:00:14]  Do something with that kid, man.
[01:00:17]  Hold on, go.
[01:00:19]  I'm wiping the spit levels off his mouth.
[01:00:21]  But I wanted to talk to you.
[01:00:23]  I heard you said earlier.
[01:00:25]  Ghost?
[01:00:26]  Yeah, yeah, go ahead.
[01:00:27]  What the hell?
[01:00:28]  This is just disgusting.
[01:00:29]  Go, go ahead.
[01:00:34]  I mean, go ahead.
[01:00:34]  I don't want to hear that kid coughing for Christ's sake.
[01:00:37]  It's horrific.
[01:00:38]  It's disturbing my listeners, for Christ's sake.
[01:00:40]  Hurry up.
[01:00:42]  You say earlier you show you got cancer, ghost.
[01:00:46]  Is this going to hurt my position at your new radio station?
[01:00:49]  Wait a minute.
[01:00:49]  First of all, I don't have cancer, right?
[01:00:51]  I don't know where the hell you got that, all right?
[01:00:54]  Secondly, I never offered you any position in anything.
[01:00:57]  I don't know where you're getting this out of your fictitious mind.
[01:01:00]  Maybe you're taking the medication that's meant for that coughing kid back there.
[01:01:04]  But good God, man.
[01:01:06]  I mean, seriously, that's some serious, sick-ass crap that's going on over your household there, kheto capitalist.
[01:01:12]  I can't believe that you can sit here and watch that kid.
[01:01:15]  I mean, that can't suffer it.
[01:01:16]  That kid's dying, for Christ's sake.
[01:01:18]  How can you sit there with a nonchalant attitude about it, man?
[01:01:25]  Oh, God.
[01:01:26]  Ghost, I think he stopped breathing.
[01:01:29]  Oh, you know, hang him, my baby.
[01:01:30]  Hang him.
[01:01:31]  Hang this asshole up for Christ's sake.
[01:01:33]  I don't want to even be involved in a situation.
[01:01:36]  I don't even want to.
[01:01:37]  I don't know.
[01:01:38]  Screw the asshole.
[01:01:40]  Screw him.
[01:01:44]  Oh, my God, folks.
[01:01:46]  I sincerely hope that's a hoax.
[01:01:48]  I mean, because that is just disgusting.
[01:01:50]  All right?
[01:01:53]  Jesus Christ.
[01:01:54]  That sounded horrible.
[01:01:57]  Oh, my God.
[01:01:59]  I don't even want.
[01:02:00]  Jesus Christ.
[01:02:01]  I mean, I'm at a loss for words of punk tide, for Christ's sake.
[01:02:06]  Jesus Christ.
[01:02:09]  Anyway, we're already in the second hour of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
[01:02:16]  Jesus Christ.
[01:02:17]  And of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
[01:02:22]  And once again, folks, I want to thank you very much for tuning in with me.
[01:02:27]  I'm sorry.
[01:02:28]  I don't know what the hell kind of phone call we just got for Christ's sake.
[01:02:33]  But I mean, it was disturbing, to say the least.
[01:02:37]  All right.
[01:02:38]  It was just disturbing, to say the least.
[01:02:40]  And moreover, that should basically hit you folks that are listening to heart to show you how the Poe in America are treating their kids.
[01:02:51]  Even though they're, you know, getting everything paid for, you heard this entitlement-written scumbag.
[01:02:57]  You know, everything's being paid for by the American taxpayer, but they're not out there taking care of their kids.
[01:03:05]  It was just disgusting, man.
[01:03:06]  It was just horrible.
[01:03:09]  It was just horrible for Christ.
[01:03:10]  Anyway, I'm sorry we got off Keister.
[01:03:12]  We're supposed to be talking about how the White House, the Congress, everybody is basically coming together for a compromise as it relates to continuing to fund the government because the government, like I was alluding to yesterday, it's going to lose its funding at the end of this week unless these assholes in Washington come to some kind of a compromise and pass a government extension on borrowing.
[01:03:39]  Because that's what it comes down to.
[01:03:41]  These ass clowns in Washington have to pass a bill so that we can borrow more money.
[01:03:46]  I mean, that's what it is.
[01:03:48]  And they're threatening government shutdown because one side wants this freaking Keystone pipeline and the other one wants a goddamn stupid ridiculous payroll tax set that nobody really gives two rats' asses about anyway.
[01:04:02]  It's stupid.
[01:04:05]  Anyway, after that disturbing call, I hope we have some calls out here that can do something.
[01:04:10]  They can actually provide some substance out here.
[01:04:12]  You know what I mean?
[01:04:14]  Anyway, we got Area Code 405 on the horn.
[01:04:16]  What's up?
[01:04:19]  Is your refrigerator ready?
[01:04:22]  Shut up, you stupid lamer.
[01:04:24]  1132, what's up?
[01:04:38]  I swear to you.
[01:04:40]  Make you breathe.
[01:04:41]  I want to be in the air for you.
[01:04:48]  Are you kidding me?
[01:04:50]  You're auto-tuning my voice for Christ's sake like a freaking keypane for the cat.
[01:04:57]  Damn it!
[01:05:00]  Like I'm freaking keypain or something for Christ's sake.
[01:05:03]  God damn it.
[01:05:07]  I've told you, idiots, a thousand times, I don't want to hear my voice auto-tuned for Christ's sake.
[01:05:13]  Do you understand that?
[01:05:19]  Freaking auto-tune for Christ.
[01:05:21]  Give me the mic.
[01:05:26]  Freaking mic, for Christ's sake.
[01:05:31]  Freaking auto-tune, man.
[01:05:34]  Anyway, I'm losing.
[01:05:38]  Where the hell am I at, Angel?
[01:05:39]  I forgot where I was at.
[01:05:45]  Well, don't sound so goddamn sad about it, boy.
[01:05:47]  Be lucky you have a job.
[01:05:49]  Do you get it?
[01:05:51]  Jesus Christ.
[01:05:54]  I mean, do you hear this?
[01:05:57]  Perk up, all right?
[01:05:58]  Suck it up.
[01:06:01]  Jesus Christ.
[01:06:03]  Supposed to be talking about the White House and the Congress supposedly, I don't know, coming together with some sort of compromise here.
[01:06:10]  I want to hear what you have to say about it.
[01:06:12]  All right, Area Code 269, what's up?
[01:06:14]  You're on the horn.
[01:06:15]  Will you play with my late siblings?
[01:06:20]  What language are you speaking?
[01:06:22]  I don't know.
[01:06:23]  Yeah, of course.
[01:06:24]  And you sound like you barely have any goddamn nards dropping down in the sack there, you stupid over-feminized fruit bowl.
[01:06:32]  All right, let's take some Skype callers for Christ's sake.
[01:06:35]  See what we got.
[01:06:35]  We got Buster Hyman.
[01:06:36]  What's up?
[01:06:37]  Hey, Ghost, did you sadly skip an autograph from Jerry Sandowski after he raped him?
[01:06:42]  Shut up.
[01:06:43]  Don't look.
[01:06:43]  Enough of the Jerry Sandusky jokes.
[01:06:46]  And don't talk about my family again, you idiot.
[01:06:48]  You understand that?
[01:06:50]  Son of a bitch.
[01:06:53]  We got note party.
[01:06:54]  What's up?
[01:06:55]  You're on the horn.
[01:06:56]  Um, can we go back to the Iowa caucuses?
[01:07:00]  Oh, Jesus.

=== Halloween Chat Room Mayhem (05:45) ===

[01:07:01]  This is Trans-Testicle, for Christ's sake.
[01:07:03]  Yeah, what do you have to say about the Iowa caucuses?
[01:07:07]  Well, Iowa being one of the first states to allow gay marriage is uh I guess everything they do there, I approve of.
[01:07:18]  You approve?
[01:07:18]  Are you sure you're not referring to Vermont?
[01:07:22]  I'm pretty sure I'm talking about Iowa, Mr. Ghost.
[01:07:25]  Oh, my God.
[01:07:26]  So no matter what happens there, you're all for it because there's gay marriage going on down there, huh?
[01:07:32]  Uh, we're all fruiting it up down there.
[01:07:35]  You're all fruity asses down there?
[01:07:37]  Is that what I heard you say?
[01:07:38]  I said we're all fruiting it up up down there.
[01:07:41]  Yeah, you're a sick son of a bitch.
[01:07:43]  You know that?
[01:07:44]  I mean, well, what are you, really?
[01:07:45]  Are you a post-op or pre-op?
[01:07:47]  I told you that's I've done a count right now.
[01:07:50]  Four-time ghost post-op.
[01:07:54]  You're post-op, so, you know, what do they do?
[01:07:57]  They cut it off or they shove it up.
[01:08:01]  Well, what are they doing in there?
[01:08:02]  Tucking your sack back?
[01:08:03]  What's going on?
[01:08:05]  They convert my penis into a clitoris.
[01:08:09]  Oh, Jesus, that's enough.
[01:08:11]  Get it off, for God.
[01:08:11]  Get him off for Christ's sake.
[01:08:13]  It's disgusting.
[01:08:18]  Jesus Christ.
[01:08:19]  This is America, folks.
[01:08:21]  This is it.
[01:08:24]  What the hell's in the chat room saying she sounds hot for Christ.
[01:08:28]  She sounds hot?
[01:08:30]  I mean, what are you?
[01:08:31]  Is that desperate?
[01:08:32]  Are you that desperate for Christ's sake?
[01:08:34]  I mean, that's disgusting, you sick sons of bitches.
[01:08:37]  For Christ's sake, man.
[01:08:40]  Oh, my God.
[01:08:41]  Look at that.
[01:08:42]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[01:08:43]  You people are sick in this chat room.
[01:08:45]  We got a sick-ass chat room going on tonight.
[01:08:47]  I'll tell you that right goddamn now.
[01:08:50]  We got a sick-ass chat room for Christ's sake.
[01:08:54]  Talking about that disgusting trans-testicle was hot for Grumps was hot?
[01:09:01]  I mean, what's hot?
[01:09:04]  I mean, you idiots are fruiting up for Christ's sake, man.
[01:09:07]  You're fruiting up.
[01:09:10]  I mean, we're trying to prevent you idiots from fruiting up for Christ's sake.
[01:09:14]  I don't want you morons to turn this today, just broadcast it to Bath House Thursday, because I'll end it faster than you can service a goddamn glory hole.
[01:09:24]  You damn butt-plug-upy-ass-looking hot dog-pickling, nipple-clamp-loving.
[01:09:29]  Wish you had a man to sit over there and shoe your ass up the ass-having glory hole-serving piece of chicken eating cornboy crap.
[01:09:39]  Jesus Christ.
[01:09:41]  We're supposed to be talking about this goddamn ridiculous compromise that's supposed to be happening out here in Congress as it relates to continuing to fund the government.
[01:09:51]  But goddamn, this is just getting disgusting.
[01:09:55]  I mean, it just I mean, Jesus Christ, I'm gagging at how sick you idiots are making me, man.
[01:10:03]  I mean, all the disturbing crap that you're putting forth on the table, for Christ's sake.
[01:10:09]  It's making me sick.
[01:10:14]  Jesus Christ.
[01:10:17]  Oh, my God.
[01:10:19]  I'm just getting.
[01:10:19]  I'm just getting ill.
[01:10:20]  All right, I'll probably get violently ill at the end of the show, for Christ's sake.
[01:10:24]  I'll probably have to go take a shower, you sick sons of bitches.
[01:10:28]  Oh, my God.
[01:10:29]  Didn't be loused from you, disgusting pieces of cyber vermin trash.
[01:10:35]  Oh, my God.
[01:10:39]  Anyway, we're supposed to be talking about this freaking compromise that the government is.
[01:10:43]  I mean, does anybody care?
[01:10:46]  Is there anybody here that cares about this?
[01:10:48]  I mean, 443, do you care?
[01:10:53]  Now, obviously, you're a Helen Keller deaf mute, so you don't care.
[01:10:57]  Three, one, three.
[01:10:58]  Do you give two rats asses?
[01:11:06]  No, no, you see, I know you think that I'm going to rage at that particular remix of my voice, but I actually like that song.
[01:11:19]  You know what I'm saying?
[01:11:22]  I like that song.
[01:11:23]  You know what I mean?
[01:11:25]  I like it.
[01:11:26]  You're a vegetable.
[01:11:27]  You're a vegetable.
[01:11:30]  They ought to be you.
[01:11:31]  They ought to be you.
[01:11:33]  You're a vegetable.
[01:11:34]  You're a vegetable.
[01:11:35]  Well, if you can't take it a baby, then don't have the baby.
[01:11:39]  I love that song, so you ain't going to get any rage on that one, you stupid milky liquors, all right?
[01:11:44]  I like it.
[01:11:47]  Although, Michael Jackson, he had problems, right?
[01:11:49]  I don't like the artist, so let's not go there.
[01:11:52]  336, what's up?
[01:11:57]  I could be on Alex Jones Nick right now.
[01:12:01]  Shut up.
[01:12:03]  903, what's up?
[01:12:05]  Happy Halloween, ghost.
[01:12:09]  What do you mean, happy Halloween?
[01:12:10]  Halloween's been over there, Broad.
[01:12:13]  What's your problem?
[01:12:14]  No, it's Halloween.
[01:12:16]  It's not Halloween.
[01:12:17]  It's about to be Xmas.
[01:12:19]  No, it's about to be Xmas.
[01:12:22]  No, happy Halloween, God.
[01:12:25]  And happy Thanksgiving.
[01:12:28]  Jesus Christ.
[01:12:29]  Is this because you're fatty and you want to eat the candy and the hambone for Thanksgiving and Halloween?
[01:12:35]  Is this why you're thinking about food?
[01:12:37]  Look, Broad, we're about to.
[01:12:39]  I mean, maybe you're Jewish or something.
[01:12:40]  I don't know, but I mean, you're about to enter the holidays.
[01:12:43]  You're going to have a gangload of food.
[01:12:45]  You can feed your fat ass all you want to.

=== SOPA Freedom Threat (16:08) ===

[01:12:47]  I mean, why are you sitting here doing this to me on my broadcast?
[01:12:51]  What's new?
[01:12:51]  Happy Halloween.
[01:12:52]  God, you don't have such a Jew.
[01:12:55]  Be such a Jewish.
[01:12:56]  Screw you, Broad.
[01:12:57]  I'm not a goddamn Jew, all right?
[01:13:00]  Screw you.
[01:13:00]  You get back in the goddamn goddamn kitchen rainbow, for Christ's sake.
[01:13:12]  You stupid skankosaurus.
[01:13:15]  I could smell you from here, and you smell like a bad period, you stupid slut.
[01:13:21]  Damn it!
[01:13:26]  Jesus Christ.
[01:13:30]  I mean, we're getting off Keystreet here.
[01:13:33]  I'm telling you right now, we got a whole bunch of people trying to agitate the broadcast, and I don't appreciate it.
[01:13:38]  All right?
[01:13:40]  I don't appreciate it whatsoever.
[01:13:42]  And I'm not holding out.
[01:13:44]  Look at these idiots in the chat room.
[01:13:45]  They're saying I'm sexist all of a sudden.
[01:13:47]  Oh, oh, I'm sex.
[01:13:52]  No, I'm not sexist.
[01:13:54]  Do you understand what I'm saying?
[01:13:55]  I'm not.
[01:13:56]  All right, I don't care if a woman wants to go out and become a corporate mogul.
[01:14:00]  All right, she has that right to do so.
[01:14:02]  It doesn't matter if a woman wants to hop around from penis to penis to penis.
[01:14:05]  Hey, that's her prerogative.
[01:14:06]  That's what she wants to do.
[01:14:07]  What I am opposed to, all right, are women shitting out five or six kids from five or six different fathers and equating that to woman liberation, all right?
[01:14:20]  I'm sick and tired of women changing divorces like they're changing dirty, shitty, skid-marked underwear and equating that to woman liberation.
[01:14:31]  Do you understand that?
[01:14:33]  I'm not joking.
[01:14:34]  I mean, that's it.
[01:14:35]  I mean, it's as simple as that.
[01:14:38]  I mean, if you're going to have children and dump them off on an illegal alien child care provider or in front of a boob tube, a violent video game, or the internet, and you think that somehow that is good parenting, you deserve the spirit of Ike Turner to lay his pib hand on your face.
[01:14:57]  All right?
[01:15:00]  So that's all there is to it.
[01:15:03]  So if you're a single woman out there, you know, you want to go out and you want to become a corporate mogul CEO, you want to be a business owner, by all means, more power to you.
[01:15:11]  All right, but if you're one of these women that are out here shitting out about four or five kids and thinking you can become a corporate mogul by dumping them off on Minerva, you know, the illegal alien child care provider, you got another thing coming.
[01:15:25]  Oh, you guys, where's my drink?
[01:15:27]  You're my drink.
[01:15:32]  Good stuff.
[01:15:41]  Nothing like sipping some good old Johnny Walker balloon label, baby.
[01:15:47]  Anyway, sorry, I didn't mean to get off keester there.
[01:15:50]  It looks like nobody cares about the compromise that our government is going through in order to keep the government funded.
[01:15:56]  So let's move on, shall we?
[01:15:58]  Let's talk about the discontent of something that is called SOPA.
[01:16:06]  That's right, the Stop Online Piracy Act, folks, and the discontent of the SOPA Act.
[01:16:15]  And I'm telling you, there's a lot of people that are getting behind the anti-SOPA, anti-Protect IP, all these regulations that the totalitarian governments, and not just America, but governments worldwide, are trying to implement upon internet freedom.
[01:16:33]  It needs to be stopped.
[01:16:34]  All right?
[01:16:35]  It needs to be stopped.
[01:16:37]  And let me tell you something right now.
[01:16:39]  We got some pretty big names backing up the anti-SOPA Act.
[01:16:47]  I'm talking about the Wikipedia founder was talking about maybe taking down Wikipedia for a certain length of time in protest of SOPA.
[01:17:01]  And for you folks that are unfamiliar with SOPA, it's the Stop Online Piracy Act, which the United States government is trying to get across into legislation that will basically create a government overlord agency that will be allowed to just kind of go in and take down websites it deems harmful or affiliated with.
[01:17:31]  whatever the case might be.
[01:17:32]  That's right.
[01:17:33]  You need to look this up.
[01:17:34]  You need to look up SOPA.
[01:17:40]  All right?
[01:17:41]  And not to mention, you know, SOPA is not just the only thing that we need to be concerned about.
[01:17:49]  Because let me tell you, SOPA is trying to take away our online freedoms, which, in my personal opinion, I've been on this internet ever since it was first commercialized for public use.
[01:18:02]  But let me tell you something right now.
[01:18:05]  They don't just want to take away our online freedom.
[01:18:09]  They want to take away our freedom.
[01:18:12]  And the House of the Congress, in a vote of 283 to 136, have overwhelmingly passed something called the National Defense Authorization Act.
[01:18:26]  Now, we've talked about this somewhat in the past several shows, but this is abbreviated NDAA, which will make the industrial, or excuse me, the military-industrial complex a supra-authority as it relates to national security within the borders of America.
[01:18:50]  Meaning that the enemy of the state is no longer al-Qaeda.
[01:18:56]  It's no longer Islamic extremists.
[01:19:00]  It is us, the United States people.
[01:19:05]  And this National Defense Authorization Act is going to provide the authority for the military-industrial complex to have authority over the United States citizens.
[01:19:21]  Moreover, I think that people need to look at other international treaties that we've made with Mexico and Canada, or Canada, excuse me.
[01:19:32]  All right.
[01:19:34]  Believe it or not, we have a negotiated agreement with these two countries that will allow their troops and their military to come into any United States city, area, state to prevent civil unrest and uprising if there happens to be any kind of actual situation that we're seeing in Wukon, China at this point in time.
[01:20:02]  So let me tell you something right now, man.
[01:20:04]  I've been talking about this for a long period of time, and it's incrementally starting to happen.
[01:20:10]  You know, you can look back in the archive, blogtalkradio.com/slash ghost.
[01:20:15]  I've been talking about this ever since the beginning, ever since the true conservative radio days.
[01:20:20]  And let me tell you something right now.
[01:20:22]  This is why if this is going to be a government made for the people and by the people, the people need to go to the ballot boxes and need to get rid of these disgusting, despicable, power-hungry autocrats that are career politicians.
[01:20:34]  All right, and that's just the bottom line.
[01:20:37]  And unfortunately, the United States and the majority of the American people are too busy worrying about extracurricular activities and ridiculous other scholastic crap as opposed to keeping their eye on the ball on the people that rule them.
[01:20:57]  And right now, these power-hungry autocrats in Washington are trying to deviate our minds with ridiculous issue-based type politics, while in the same breath, they're out here passing these laws underneath our noses.
[01:21:14]  All right?
[01:21:16]  And the SOPA Act, which is the Stop Online Piracy Act, and the Protect IP Act, I mean, all these initiatives have been attempts, and they're still being talk about right now to take away our online freedom.
[01:21:31]  And not to mention, folks, we've got the House that just passed the National Defense Authorization Act that is basically going to give the power of the military-industrial complex super authority over the United States citizens, meaning that they can basically kidnap you and imprison you without any kind of question, without anybody notice, without any kind of representation of a lawyer.
[01:22:00]  They can imprison you for an indefinite amount of time if the government deems you an enemy of the state or if you're somehow passing subversive material or saying something that is a threat to America's national security.
[01:22:16]  This is what the National Defense Authorization Act is.
[01:22:19]  And it's not law yet.
[01:22:21]  You know, there's still time.
[01:22:23]  I wish these Occupy Wall Street people and all these other protesters that got more time than sense would take their heads out of their ass and realize that, hey, assholes, this is what you should be protesting.
[01:22:37]  The fact that this government, these disgusting bureaucrats, are trying to incrementally bring on totalitarianism.
[01:22:45]  And you, as the American people who continue to elect these scumbags, are allowing it to happen.
[01:22:53]  And people in the chat room are saying, oh, revolution, revolution.
[01:22:56]  There's no revolution.
[01:22:58]  There's no revolution.
[01:22:59]  All you've got to do is vote for somebody else.
[01:23:02]  I mean, God damn it, it's that easy.
[01:23:07]  It's that easy.
[01:23:10]  But unfortunately, folks, I mean, I've been calling for this for a long time.
[01:23:13]  I've been saying people need to just elect people that aren't affiliated with the system so that we can kind of rejuvenate the system, reset the system.
[01:23:22]  But I think that we're getting to a point of no return.
[01:23:25]  And if they pass these goddamn laws into effect, folks, well, then I'm getting the hell out of the country.
[01:23:31]  And it ain't no BS, all right?
[01:23:34]  I'm not joking.
[01:23:35]  I'm selling all my assets that I've got in this country.
[01:23:37]  I'm getting out.
[01:23:39]  All right?
[01:23:41]  I'm getting out.
[01:23:42]  I'm not joking.
[01:23:43]  I'm not kidding around.
[01:23:44]  And I think that every capitalist within the sound of my voice that's got assets, that has portfolios, I mean, you can transfer your wealth from one country to another, from one bank to another.
[01:23:57]  So it's not as if you're going to be lost.
[01:24:02]  And not to mention, you've got a bunch of modernized nations that are capitalist friendly, that are capitalist friendly, that aren't over-taxating and becoming totalitarians upon their people.
[01:24:16]  So let me tell you something right now.
[01:24:18]  If the National Defense Authorization Act is passed, if SOPA is passed, then I'm getting the hell out of the country, and you can mark my words on that.
[01:24:30]  You can guarantee it.
[01:24:32]  That's a guarantee in the bank.
[01:24:35]  All right?
[01:24:36]  And I never thought I'd ever say that.
[01:24:38]  There's people in here calling me un-American.
[01:24:41]  People are calling me un-American out here, but hey, you've got to call what's on the wall, and what's on the wall is totalitarianism.
[01:24:49]  And it looks like the majority of the American people are just embracing it with open arms, for Christ's sake.
[01:24:57]  I mean, as long as they continue to feed your fat asses the substandard food of retarded cows, you know, conjured up into cheeseburgers, and as long as they continue to give you buckets of soda, video games, and dancing with the stars and ridiculous, conjured up incepted, concepted movies, well, then everything's just dandy.
[01:25:20]  Meanwhile, we've got these power-hungry autocrats that we elected that are sitting over here making us, the American people, the enemies of the state.
[01:25:32]  So I want to hear what you have to say about SOPA and NDAA, which is the National Defense Authorization Act.
[01:25:41]  What do you think about this?
[01:25:43]  You know, I mean, believe it or not, what some of these trolls do out here could be justifiable means of imprisonment without any kind of access to an attorney for an indefinite amount of time.
[01:25:57]  I'm not joking.
[01:25:58]  You know, under this national defense authorized, or excuse me, under SOPA, under SOPA, you can be jailed if you lie about anything about your personality or yourself in any stupid social networking programs.
[01:26:13]  Yeah, you'll be committing fraud.
[01:26:15]  Yeah, under SOPA, you're committing fraud if you lie about your weight, lie about your age, lie about how tall you are.
[01:26:26]  You know, I'm not joking.
[01:26:28]  You need to read these bills.
[01:26:31]  646-652-4869 is number to call.
[01:26:34]  I want to hear from you.
[01:26:35]  What do you got to say about this?
[01:26:37]  Let's take some calls here.
[01:26:38]  Area code 413.
[01:26:40]  What's up?
[01:26:40]  You're on the horn.
[01:26:44]  What the fuck?
[01:26:49]  You see, here I'm talking about serious business that could affect everybody.
[01:26:56]  And look, this is what I'm talking about here.
[01:26:58]  This is what these kids are doing right here.
[01:27:00]  They think it's a big joke.
[01:27:02]  You know, they're embracing it.
[01:27:04]  You know, they're embracing it.
[01:27:07]  So welcome to teletarianism, man.
[01:27:09]  It's coming.
[01:27:09]  All right?
[01:27:10]  And I hate to say this, man, but it looks like I may have to get off and jump ship from America sooner than I'd like to.
[01:27:18]  Because America has just gone dumb-down stupid.
[01:27:21]  And they've allowed these idiot bureaucrats to just take complete and total control.
[01:27:25]  I mean, look, it's no coincidence that Gordon Gecko in Wall Street 2 is in London and not in America.
[01:27:36]  After he, you know, gets that $100 million that was supposedly meant for his daughter.
[01:27:41]  He was in London, not America.
[01:27:45]  And I think you need to understand why that is.
[01:27:47]  All right, anyway.
[01:27:48]  Area code 508, what's up?
[01:27:50]  You're on the horn.
[01:27:50]  What do you think about SOPA?
[01:27:52]  I agree with you.
[01:27:54]  I totally agree with you.
[01:27:55]  We need to get out of America.
[01:27:57]  Like all the Cubans, you know how they get into Florida and stuff with their little boats and whatever?
[01:28:02]  We need to get the fuck out of America, you hambone.
[01:28:06]  Jesus Christ.
[01:28:07]  Well, I do agree with you.
[01:28:08]  I mean, we need to get out of America if they pass these totalitarian type measures.
[01:28:14]  And let me tell you, you know, they're going to stop people from leaving the country.
[01:28:19]  I mean, why do you think they want to build these fences?
[01:28:23]  Why do you think they want to build these fences?
[01:28:25]  You think they want to build these fences to keep out the freaking illegal immigrants?
[01:28:30]  Or do you think they built the damn fences to keep our asses in?
[01:28:34]  Huh?
[01:28:37]  I mean, you need to think about these things, and unfortunately, people aren't.
[01:28:42]  I'm not being conspiracy theorists, man.
[01:28:44]  I mean, this is the way it is.
[01:28:46]  This is no longer theories.
[01:28:47]  All right?
[01:28:48]  These things are coming into play for Christ's sake.
[01:28:52]  All right?
[01:28:52]  Building fences to keep the Mexicans out.

=== Border Fence Conspiracy (13:36) ===

[01:28:55]  That's ridiculous.
[01:28:57]  All right?
[01:28:59]  Mexicans are coming into this country by the tens of thousands every single day, for Christ's sake.
[01:29:05]  I mean, I don't know how many, I think we got like 10 million estimated, 12 million estimated illegal immigrants in this country.
[01:29:12]  And you mean to tell me that, oh, we've got to keep them out?
[01:29:15]  You know what would keep them out?
[01:29:16]  A secured border.
[01:29:17]  All right?
[01:29:18]  Troops on the ground.
[01:29:20]  Surveillance, you know, up-to-date technology.
[01:29:23]  But our federal government is refusing to do so.
[01:29:26]  And border states are having to allocate state funds to look after this border situation.
[01:29:34]  So, you know, once again, folks, I mean, the government wants it.
[01:29:38]  I mean, in my personal view, the way it's, you know, nonchalant about allowing these illegal immigrants to come in this country, they don't want the borders to be closed.
[01:29:47]  And if they do, it's to keep your asses in the country.
[01:29:54]  Anyway, I want to hear from you.
[01:29:56]  646-652-4869.
[01:29:58]  What do you think about SOAP and the National Defense Authorization Act?
[01:30:06]  703, you're on the horn.
[01:30:07]  I hate to keep beating my grandmother here, but...
[01:30:19]  Bitch.
[01:30:20]  All right?
[01:30:21]  You son of a bitch.
[01:30:22]  Let me tell you something.
[01:30:23]  You idiots cross the line.
[01:30:25]  Don't you ever talk about my grandmother.
[01:30:27]  You understand that?
[01:30:28]  She was a pious Christian woman that never hurt a soul.
[01:30:33]  And for you idiots to be sitting on your talking like my grandmother got your f ⁇ ing.
[01:30:45]  Don't be talking about my granny.
[01:30:51]  Don't you ever talk about my granny.
[01:30:57]  God damn it!
[01:31:06]  I'm not kidding.
[01:31:07]  Don't talk about my granny again.
[01:31:09]  God damn it.
[01:31:09]  I'll find you all.
[01:31:14]  Give me the mic for Christmas.
[01:31:16]  Give me a sick.
[01:31:17]  A freaking mic for Christ's sake.
[01:31:19]  Don't you ever talk about my goddamn grandmother again.
[01:31:24]  I'll find you all.
[01:31:25]  You understand that, boy?
[01:31:27]  I'll find you all.
[01:31:31]  Son of a bitch.
[01:31:36]  Jesus Christ, I'm flustered now because these idiots.
[01:31:38]  I'm telling you, I'll end the show and you stupid sons of bitches.
[01:31:41]  You talk about my family like that again, boy.
[01:31:45]  You understand that?
[01:31:49]  I'll end the show.
[01:31:50]  Don't tempt me, boy.
[01:31:53]  You know what?
[01:31:53]  Screw this.
[01:31:54]  You know what, Edgar?
[01:31:55]  Shut the chat down.
[01:31:56]  Implement Jack Rue Martial Law, these sons of bitches.
[01:32:01]  Implement it now.
[01:32:04]  You piece of crap.
[01:32:06]  Yeah, how you like that, huh?
[01:32:08]  How do you like that?
[01:32:09]  Now that you idiots can't flap your fat sausages and fingers on the keyboard anymore talking garbage, huh?
[01:32:17]  You can't do it anymore, huh?
[01:32:18]  Ain't a little upset.
[01:32:20]  Ain't a little angry.
[01:32:21]  I bet you are there, boy.
[01:32:24]  I bet you are.
[01:32:26]  Jesus Christ.
[01:32:30]  Anyway, you know, we're supposed to be talking about the National Defense Authorization Act and SOPA, but you see the type of ridiculous tomfoolery that these disgusting cyber vermin continue to partake in for Christ's sake.
[01:32:46]  I mean, just continuous non-stop tomfoolery, for Christ's sake.
[01:32:50]  I mean, even when we need serious talk, serious debate about issues that affect our freedom.
[01:32:59]  in the real world, but freedom I mean, I'm sick for Christ's sake.
[01:33:16]  I don't even know if I want to do it.
[01:33:16]  I'm just.
[01:33:19]  I don't want to do this goddamn show anymore for Christ's sake, you know?
[01:33:25]  I don't even know if I want to do this goddamn show for Christ's sake.
[01:33:28]  I mean, I do this show every day, every goddamn day.
[01:33:36]  Yeah, I never and I never get any kind of respect for it whatsoever.
[01:33:41]  You know what I mean?
[01:33:43]  I never get any kind of goddamn respect for it whatsoever.
[01:33:46]  I get ridiculed.
[01:33:47]  I get slanderous lies being posted about me all over the internet for Christ's sake.
[01:33:55]  No type of respect for whatsoever for Christ's sake, man.
[01:34:00]  I mean, Jesus Christ, I mean, I'm jaded.
[01:34:09]  It could do this.
[01:34:34]  I'm sick of it.
[01:34:38]  I mean, the whole reason why I do this broadcast is in hope of sparking sanitation in the goddamn noggins of numbskulls all across the world.
[01:34:50]  But instead, this is, Jesus, this is the kind of crap I get for Christ's sake.
[01:35:01]  This is it.
[01:35:06]  I deserve more respect.
[01:35:16]  I'm not going to let these idiots get to me.
[01:35:20]  I need to stop going off keyster for Christ's sake.
[01:35:23]  All right?
[01:35:25]  I need to stop allowing these assholes to get to me for Christ's sake.
[01:35:28]  I mean, I mean, I'm a melting pot of friendship.
[01:35:33]  I'm a nice guy.
[01:35:35]  God damn all you pieces of crap.
[01:35:51]  Goddamn all you freeze in your freaking mic for Christ.
[01:35:55]  Give me the goddamn mic.
[01:35:58]  We've got chat room martial law implemented on you, sons of bitches.
[01:36:05]  I mean, we need to be talking about this goddamn SOPA, this goddamn NDAA for Christ's sake, and you idiots don't care.
[01:36:17]  Let me tell you something.
[01:36:18]  If all you cyber vermin were in front of me right now, I'd be kicking ass and taking names.
[01:36:23]  You understand that, you sorry sex of crap.
[01:36:26]  I'd stomp your teeth so far down your goddamn stupid troll throat, you'd be able to chew your own ass, you stupid, sorry sex of crap.
[01:36:34]  I'd stop a mud hole in your ass, kick it dry, and take a dirty yellow bubbly piss in it, and all you could do is look back at me with a yellow smile about it, boy.
[01:36:45]  That's all you'd be able to do.
[01:36:47]  So let me tell you something right now.
[01:36:48]  You stupid cyber vermin are lucky that you're on some goddamn fiber optically connected world called the internet because I'd beat the living beat Jesus out of each and every one of you.
[01:36:58]  And you know it and I know it, boy.
[01:37:00]  You know it and I know it.
[01:37:02]  And if there's people in here flapping their fat Cheeto stained fingers on the keyboard saying, I'd whoop your ass, ghost.
[01:37:09]  I'd whoop your ass.
[01:37:10]  Yeah, yeah?
[01:37:10]  You'd whoop my ass.
[01:37:11]  Well, come down to 6th Street, boy.
[01:37:14]  Come down to 6th Street.
[01:37:16]  Let me tell you something.
[01:37:16]  I'm always down there.
[01:37:18]  I'm a loud son of a bitch.
[01:37:20]  All right?
[01:37:20]  You'll be more.
[01:37:21]  You will hear my voice coming out of the bar for Christ's sake.
[01:37:25]  And if you think you've got the cojones, you son of a bitch, to come up to me and mouth off to me, you come on down here and see what happens.
[01:37:32]  Do you understand that?
[01:37:34]  You understand that, boy?
[01:37:35]  I got balls the size of grapefruits that'll slap you right back into reality and make you understand what a real man is.
[01:37:43]  Do you understand that, boy?
[01:37:44]  Real man from Texas.
[01:37:46]  From Texas, right, goddamn now.
[01:37:49]  Let me tell you something.
[01:37:50]  You idiot troll terrorists, you better be sure that there's not your mother within the vicinity, your girlfriend, or any female within the vicinity of you listening to this show.
[01:38:01]  Because I guarantee you right now, they're putting a couple of fingers in their pink taco, whacking their clitorises off like a windshield wiper out of whack, listening to my voice because they're in complete freaking awe.
[01:38:16]  Complete freaking awe at the manly dominance that I'm throwing around this goddamn show like an ache shit.
[01:38:26]  You know it, and I know it, boy.
[01:38:31]  So that's why you idiots are sitting over here, you know, flapping your fat Cheo-stained fingers on the keyboard talking malarkey.
[01:38:38]  That's why you people are sitting over here talking garbage because you know, you know, your mother or your girlfriend or whatever females within the vicinity of my voice is putting a couple of fists up her damn little Vijay J right now listening to the True Capitalist Radio broadcast, and they're in complete freaking awe.
[01:38:59]  In complete freaking awe, baby, Jesus Christ.
[01:39:06]  Anyway, I want to hear from you.
[01:39:07]  We're supposed to be talking about this goddamn Stop Online Piracy Act, SOPA, and this other National Defense Authorization Act, NDAA, and how they're going to trample upon our freedoms, both on the internet and in real life.
[01:39:24]  And unfortunately, I'm getting a bunch of goddamn internet agitators talking a bunch of malarkey to me.
[01:39:29]  And let me tell you, I'm just telling you this right now.
[01:39:32]  You're lucky to see in a barroom because I'm kick-ass and take names, and there would be nothing you idiots could do about it.
[01:39:40]  It ain't nothing for me to whoop a man's ass, boy.
[01:39:42]  You need to get that through your thick skull.
[01:39:44]  It ain't nothing for me to whoop a man's ass.
[01:39:49]  6466524869 is the number to call for Christ's sake.
[01:39:53]  I want to hear what you have to say about it.
[01:39:55]  Area code 818, what are you going to say?
[01:40:09]  Family night, for Christ's sake.
[01:40:10]  I mean, you know, shouldn't you be not listening to the True Capitalist Radio broadcast if you're playing the game of life or whatever the hell you're doing back there?
[01:40:17]  Jesus Christ.
[01:40:19]  Area code 215, what's up?
[01:40:23]  And I need to keep beating my grandmother here, but hey, hey, hey, I told you don't talk about my granny.
[01:40:32]  I'm not going to tell you, idiots, again, don't talk about my granny, son of a bitch.
[01:40:40]  951.
[01:40:42]  Gracest most the time, Jewish legitimate.
[01:40:46]  He is a melting pot.
[01:40:51]  What, that's it?
[01:40:52]  That's all you wrote?
[01:40:54]  Jesus Christ, no lulz.
[01:40:55]  You know what, engineer?
[01:40:56]  Give that idiot a major fail, will you?
[01:40:59]  Can you please give this idiot a major fail three-liner?
[01:41:02]  And he's expecting to get lulz for Christ's sake.
[01:41:04]  Give that idiot a major fail.
[01:41:06]  Oh, my God.
[01:41:08]  A three-liner for Christ's sake.
[01:41:10]  And then he tried to draw it out, like acting like he's Perry Cuomo or something.
[01:41:14]  Hey, we're going shut up.
[01:41:20]  Jesus Christ.
[01:41:21]  Who else we got?
[01:41:22]  We got 305.
[01:41:24]  What's up?
[01:41:25]  You're on the horn.
[01:41:29]  Yeah, another Helen Keller deaf mute.
[01:41:31]  That's great.
[01:41:31]  Yeah, really proud of you.
[01:41:34]  Suspicious Tumbleweed, what's up?
[01:41:36]  Hey, ghost, what's going on?
[01:41:38]  I was hoping I could tell you something about Occupy.
[01:41:40]  Is that all right?
[01:41:41]  Yeah, go ahead.
[01:41:41]  Go ahead.
[01:41:42]  Good to hear from you.
[01:41:44]  Well, here's pretty much what I think of Occupy.
[01:41:48]  You know, when you're really thirsty, all right?
[01:41:51]  And you're like, oh, man, I'm going to go get a juice box.
[01:41:53]  And you go and you get your juice box.
[01:41:56]  And you're like, oh, cool, a Bendy straw, right?
[01:41:58]  So you take your Bendy Straw and you bend it.
[01:42:00]  You put it in your juice box.
[01:42:01]  You go to drink your juice box.
[01:42:03]  And holy shit, there's a hole in your Bendy straw.
[01:42:06]  That's Occupy.
[01:42:09]  That's a pretty goddamn good analogy for Christian.
[01:42:12]  And look at the people in the chat room.
[01:42:14]  An engineer just lifted the dab at Marshall.
[01:42:16]  Look at them.
[01:42:16]  Look at them.
[01:42:17]  They're pissed off.
[01:42:17]  They're like, screw you, Tumbleweed.
[01:42:19]  You don't know what you're talking about.
[01:42:21]  They're like, yeah.
[01:42:22]  Yeah.
[01:42:22]  Look at them.
[01:42:23]  Look at him.
[01:42:24]  Hey, screw you, idiots, all right?
[01:42:25]  Tumbleweed's hitting it right on the head, and you idiots just can't take it.
[01:42:29]  That's right, Dad.
[01:42:30]  Keep bitch slapping these idiots, Tumbleweed.

=== Occupy Movement Critique (16:11) ===

[01:42:32]  Good job.
[01:42:34]  No problem.
[01:42:35]  All right, thanks a lot.
[01:42:36]  That's suspicious Tumbleweed, an avid listener, avid caller.
[01:42:40]  And of course, let me tell you something right now.
[01:42:42]  Look at him.
[01:42:43]  She pissed off these stupid, dumb group of damn fruit bowls in here that are all, oh, you know what you're talking about.
[01:42:50]  Shut up.
[01:42:51]  All right.
[01:42:52]  Just shut your stupid hole.
[01:42:54]  Anyway, it looks like you idiots don't care that incremental totalitarianism is happening right here from underneath our noses.
[01:43:01]  So we're going to move on to another subject matter because, man, you know, time's kind of, you know, going by kind of quick, if you want my personal opinion.
[01:43:08]  So we're going to move on.
[01:43:11]  Anyway, did anybody see the mainstream media as of late?
[01:43:14]  You know, any of the mainstream news media, you know, the Communist News Network, the Bulldyke MSNBC network, Fox, Fox News.
[01:43:25]  I mean, have you noticed that they've all been kind of pussy pampering this, oh, our troops are coming home.
[01:43:34]  Our troops are coming home.
[01:43:36]  And it's such a valiant effort, so great.
[01:43:39]  Yay!
[01:43:42]  Are you kidding me?
[01:43:45]  I mean, you know, why don't you idiots in the media do your freaking jobs, you stupid dumb skunks?
[01:43:51]  Huh?
[01:43:52]  Why don't you talk about the fact that we are in debt trillions of dollars because of this war in Iraq?
[01:44:01]  Moreover, we're just supposed to eat it.
[01:44:04]  You know, I mean, this Iraqi parliament isn't going to pay us back, which we should force it to do.
[01:44:10]  All right?
[01:44:10]  And moreover, folks, we've lost, what was it, over 3,000, 4,000 troops out there in Iraq liberating these people.
[01:44:18]  And I don't know how many tens of thousands of members of the military that have come back home with deformed faces, blown off limbs, and another deformity because of IEDs and other type of disgusting improvised weaponry that was used out there in Iraq.
[01:44:37]  I mean, so who's going to eat all these costs that have incurred liberating Iraq, given the fact that Iraq has a surplus as a government?
[01:44:46]  They sit on the second largest oil deposit in the world.
[01:44:50]  All right?
[01:44:51]  We're supposed to just eat this shit.
[01:44:53]  We're just supposed to eat it?
[01:44:55]  We're supposed to just eat the fact that we've lost trillions of dollars liberating these pieces of trash that are ungrateful.
[01:45:01]  We're supposed to eat the fact that 4,000 over 4,000 troops were sacrificed to liberate these ungrateful people.
[01:45:08]  We're supposed to eat the fact that we're going to have troops that are not, they're coming home now that have blown off limbs and dismembered faces that the United States government or aka the taxpayer is going to have to be paying for the medical care for?
[01:45:23]  I mean, I don't get it.
[01:45:25]  I don't understand how the media can glamorize the cutting and running of Iraq as somehow some kind of victorious warlike victory.
[01:45:36]  I just don't understand it.
[01:45:37]  I just don't get it.
[01:45:39]  I don't get it.
[01:45:41]  I mean, let me tell you something.
[01:45:43]  Victory for me would have been if the damn Iraqis would have paid us back.
[01:45:48]  And if they didn't want to pay us back in hard currency, they could have given us some of that commodity, which is the oil, which is the second largest oil deposit in the world underneath Iraq.
[01:45:59]  They could have given us barrels of oil, pro bono.
[01:46:02]  We could have knocked it off of the tab that they've incurred with us liberating these people.
[01:46:08]  And we would have artificially drove down the cost of gasoline.
[01:46:13]  I mean, we would have made OPEC shit bricks.
[01:46:16]  Do you understand that?
[01:46:17]  Do you understand what we would have done?
[01:46:20]  But no.
[01:46:21]  Our government isn't doing that.
[01:46:23]  You know?
[01:46:24]  Our government is cutting and running and just allowing this Iraqi parliament to run roughshot for Christ's sake.
[01:46:31]  And, you know, I know there's a lot of people thinking that Iran is just going to somehow, you know, gobble up Iraq.
[01:46:38]  I don't think that's going to happen.
[01:46:39]  I think Iran already knows that the Shiites are in control of the Iraqi parliament.
[01:46:45]  And to be completely honest with you, the Iraqi parliament has already threatened the United States that they would defend the border of Iran and Iraq if Iran was somehow targeted for a military operation.
[01:47:00]  They have already said that they are going to back up Iran.
[01:47:04]  The Iraqi parliament that we put into power, all right, that we put into power.
[01:47:10]  They've already said that they're going to go ahead and defend Iran.
[01:47:15]  I mean, isn't that great?
[01:47:17]  And meanwhile, you've got these mainstream media.
[01:47:19]  I mean, did you see Good Morning America?
[01:47:21]  I mean, did you see all these freaking stupid, disgusting shows?
[01:47:25]  I mean, they were, oh, look, the troops are coming home, and then we can have our heads held up high, and right before the holidays, I mean, it is really, really disgusting what has happened to this country.
[01:47:42]  Let me tell you something.
[01:47:44]  I mean, who's going to pay for all these costs that have incurred because of this Iraq situation?
[01:47:50]  You know?
[01:47:54]  It's going to be us, man.
[01:47:55]  The American taxpayer, the capitalists, goddammit.
[01:47:59]  And these bureaucrats that are in Washington continue to hold us to these debts that they incurred because of their incompetence, the bureaucratic incompetence, the American government incompetence, for Christ's sake.
[01:48:15]  I mean, just think about all the costs, not just all the costs incurred liberating this so-called country out here, but all the tens of thousands of troops that are coming back with health issues, man.
[01:48:26]  And I'm not just talking about blown off limbs and disfigured faces.
[01:48:30]  I'm talking about post-traumatic stress.
[01:48:32]  I'm talking about, you know, these, you know, therapies and, you know, I mean, all these costs, man.
[01:48:38]  Who's going to cover that?
[01:48:40]  Iraq?
[01:48:42]  No.
[01:48:43]  So give me a goddamn break, for Christ's sake.
[01:48:46]  I want to hear what you have to say about this.
[01:48:48]  646-652-4869 is the number to go.
[01:48:52]  This is a serious business out here.
[01:48:54]  All right?
[01:48:55]  Serious, goddamn business.
[01:48:57]  Let's take some Skype callers.
[01:48:58]  Poop Tickler.
[01:48:59]  You're on the horn.
[01:49:01]  Have a Humphin Herman Christmas.
[01:49:04]  Let the accusations fly.
[01:49:06]  If you're undressed in 10 minutes or less, you'll get a free pizza pie.
[01:49:11]  Have a Humphin Herman Christmas.
[01:49:14]  And when you walk down the streets, nod and pass and say nice to every chick you meet.
[01:49:21]  I mean, give me a break with that racist tune.
[01:49:24]  That's racist.
[01:49:26]  That is racist, for Christ's sake.
[01:49:28]  Not to mention, geez crack that.
[01:49:33]  There you go.
[01:49:38]  Damn it, leave Herman King alone for Christ's sake.
[01:49:42]  Leave the man alone!
[01:49:44]  God damn all of you, disgusting, stupid cyber vermin!
[01:49:49]  Leave the man alone!
[01:49:52]  That was a racist tune, for Christ's sake!
[01:49:55]  And I can't believe that you people could sit here and play it with a straight face, for Christ's sake.
[01:50:00]  On my show!
[01:50:02]  Besmirch my show!
[01:50:03]  The melting pot of friendship show, for Christ's sake!
[01:50:07]  How dare you, idiots!
[01:50:09]  How dare each and every one of you goddamn internet scumbags that were affiliated with this?
[01:50:17]  Give me the mic.
[01:50:20]  Freaking Mike, for Christ's sake, you leave Herman Kane alone.
[01:50:26]  Humpin' Herman Christmas, you racist pricks.
[01:50:31]  We're supposed to be talking about the mainstream media having a circle jerk over the cutting and running of Iraq, assholes.
[01:50:37]  I want to hear what you have to say about it.
[01:50:40]  Area code 262, what's your excuse?
[01:50:44]  Get down on your knees and tell me you love me, otherwise, I'm going to fuck you out there.
[01:50:49]  Shut up.
[01:50:51]  All right?
[01:50:52]  Just sit there and shut your mouth.
[01:50:54]  Stop quoting movies, for Christ's sake.
[01:50:55]  Can't even quote them right.
[01:50:58]  347, what's up?
[01:51:05]  All right.
[01:51:06]  I've already told you, scumbags, leave the man alone.
[01:51:08]  502, what's up?
[01:51:10]  You want to know what?
[01:51:11]  Yellow capitalists, no fucking self.
[01:51:18]  Was that an attempt at mimicking me?
[01:51:20]  That was horrible for Christ's sake.
[01:51:21]  But I do agree with you about your first statement.
[01:51:24]  269, what's up?
[01:51:25]  What do you think about the mainstream media circle jerk over the pull out of Iraq?
[01:51:30]  Oh, I don't think it's really.
[01:51:32]  I don't like it because, yeah, we have to pay for the trillions.
[01:51:37]  That's just stupid.
[01:51:39]  It is stupid.
[01:51:40]  You're going to have to pay for that.
[01:51:41]  You know, Ed, when you're an old man, you're still going to be paying for that.
[01:51:44]  I mean, the reason that they're going to tax you at such high rates is to pay for not only this war, but all these other idiotic ideas this government has ensued.
[01:51:53]  Yeah, it's stupid.
[01:51:55]  It is stupid.
[01:51:56]  Yeah, and Jesus Christ, I'm too young to be even understanding this anyway, though, you little brat.
[01:52:00]  520, what's up?
[01:52:03]  Pay through power!
[01:52:04]  Stay through power!
[01:52:06]  Stay through power!
[01:52:08]  All right, I was lame.
[01:52:09]  443, what's up?
[01:52:11]  Hey, guys.
[01:52:12]  What's up?
[01:52:14]  Hey, I just wanted to say I am really sorry to hear that you have cancer, and I hope that you pull through another.
[01:52:20]  Hey, asshole, asshole.
[01:52:22]  I don't have cancer, all right?
[01:52:24]  I don't.
[01:52:25]  Stop.
[01:52:28]  Stupid moron.
[01:52:29]  Anyway, we're moving on to another subject matter.
[01:52:31]  All right, let's talk a little bit about Russia.
[01:52:33]  All right?
[01:52:34]  Now, did anybody hear Vladimir Putin's attempt at trying to fire back at all the protesters that are protesting against this ridiculous election?
[01:52:43]  Old Pootie Pooh?
[01:52:44]  He was on, believe it or not, Russia state-run television on a four-hour phone call explaining that all these protests are a conspiracy.
[01:52:56]  That's right.
[01:52:56]  He's saying, oh, it's the enemies of the Putin Party, the United Party.
[01:53:02]  It's a bunch of agitators.
[01:53:04]  It's a bunch of agitators of the organizers of the Orange Revolution of Ukraine in 2004.
[01:53:11]  I mean, he was pulling everything out of his ass.
[01:53:15]  But what he fails to realize is that the reason that everybody's protesting, Jerkdick, is because of you.
[01:53:21]  It's because of you, Pootie Pooh.
[01:53:24]  They don't want to sit there and be under your goddamn totalitarianism.
[01:53:28]  All right?
[01:53:28]  I mean, that's what you goddamn idiot, cockeyed Russian, dumbass KGBX idiots need to understand.
[01:53:34]  All right, communism is over.
[01:53:36]  All right, these Russians don't want to be under your control.
[01:53:40]  They don't want to be your slaves.
[01:53:42]  All right?
[01:53:43]  They don't want to, you know, oblige these ridiculous, broken political ideologies.
[01:53:48]  So why exactly are you even doing this, you stupid, milky-looking pieces of nipple-clamp-loving butt-lug-up-y-ass-looking vodka-drinking pieces of trash?
[01:53:56]  I mean, really?
[01:54:01]  Jesus Christ.
[01:54:02]  And let me tell you something.
[01:54:03]  For all the protesters in Russia, come on and raise up, baby.
[01:54:07]  All right?
[01:54:08]  Come on, Russia.
[01:54:09]  Come on and raise up.
[01:54:13]  I want to hear what you have to say about it.
[01:54:15]  Anybody care about what's going on in Russia?
[01:54:16]  Area code 413, what's up?
[01:54:19]  Hey, ghost, what's up?
[01:54:20]  Long time listener.
[01:54:21]  How you been?
[01:54:22]  How you doing, man?
[01:54:23]  Not bad.
[01:54:24]  You know what?
[01:54:25]  I think they should raise up and just throw Poon out and throw up everyone else out of that country because you know what?
[01:54:30]  They're going down the shitter like we are at this point.
[01:54:33]  Well, you know, believe it or not, they actually are in a little bit better of a fiscal situation than we are.
[01:54:39]  I mean, no, no, BS.
[01:54:41]  They are in a better fiscal situation.
[01:54:42]  The problem is, is that they have contradictory political philosophy.
[01:54:46]  All right?
[01:54:47]  Their politics is in complete contradiction to the economic game that they're attempting to play on an international stage out here.
[01:54:55]  All right?
[01:54:56]  And it's coming to bite them in its ass.
[01:54:57]  I mean, look, there's a person that's supposedly going to run against Vladimir Putin this spring.
[01:55:04]  And it's one of these industrialist billionaires that belongs to the country.
[01:55:08]  So the billionaires are, you know, kind of, you know, stepping forward and saying, hey, look, you know, we need to get rid of this old communist model.
[01:55:15]  All right, we're rich now.
[01:55:17]  We're fiscally responsible now.
[01:55:19]  Let's go out and be the players that we are in Russia.
[01:55:22]  But, you know, you've got these old prehistoric political romanticists that believe that this warped idea of the Soviet Union can still be a possibility, even though it failed.
[01:55:33]  And it failed with no type of force from any outsiders except from its own disdain from its own people.
[01:55:44]  So anyway, I think that, you know, Russia, they need to keep raising up.
[01:55:48]  That's all they need to do.
[01:55:49]  Keep raising up, baby.
[01:55:53]  Oh, man, I don't want to spend too much time on that because that was really stupid of Pootie Pooh getting on the damn state-run television, you know, talking for four hours like anybody gives two rats' asses.
[01:56:03]  So screw you, Pootie Pooh.
[01:56:05]  All right?
[01:56:07]  Speaking of communists, did anybody continue to read about that Chinese village I was discussing yesterday that has completely expelled all of the communist government and every one of the Chinese authority out of their village?
[01:56:22]  Well, I'm talking about Wukon Village out there in China.
[01:56:26]  That's right.
[01:56:27]  They have completely just ejected all the communists, all the authority out of their damn village.
[01:56:35]  And this stems from a situation where the government being the central authority that delegates the means of production and allocates all resources, the government decided that it was going to take the village's land parcel,
[01:56:49]  like a specific amount of the villagers' land parcel, and give it to one of the big bureaucratic communist government companies that are basically monopolizing the particular industries in the agricultural markets.
[01:57:07]  Yeah, that's how they allocated it.
[01:57:09]  Basically, you know, in a nutshell, the communist government took the land that was cultivated by the villagers, all right, and they wanted to give it to somebody within the communist government who owns one of the bigger land agricultural situations within the country.
[01:57:29]  Well, the villagers thought that was unfair.
[01:57:32]  They thought it was disgustingly unfair, and it is, but hey, that's communism.
[01:57:35]  Communism isn't fair, right?
[01:57:38]  So the villagers protested, and the land that belonged to a certain respected individual within the village, well, the owner of that land was taken into custody because I guess the communists believe that the landowner of the parcel in question was the agitator of the Wukon revolt.
[01:57:58]  Well, while in custody, this guy dies.
[01:58:01]  All right?
[01:58:03]  This guy dies in custody.
[01:58:04]  And this guy's a well-respected villager within the village of Wukon.
[01:58:08]  And that just threw fuel on the fire.
[01:58:11]  All right?
[01:58:12]  It threw fuel on the fire.
[01:58:14]  Now the whole goddamn village is under siege by its citizens.
[01:58:18]  It has expelled all communists out of its village.
[01:58:22]  It's got about 10 or 11 days of food left.
[01:58:25]  And after that, they don't know how they're going to feed or sustain its village.
[01:58:29]  The communists have completely cordoned off the village from any outside influence.
[01:58:36]  There's no way of getting food in or out of the village.
[01:58:39]  So they're thinking that they're going to try to starve out the village of Wukon.

=== Wukon Village Siege (07:56) ===

[01:58:43]  But believe it or not, in the background, the communist government, I mean, they're so taken back by this.
[01:58:49]  They're trying to squash this as quick as possible so that other provinces within their country don't go up and revolt that they're even willing to give the land back.
[01:58:59]  They're even willing to give more land to the village in question and more resources.
[01:59:03]  But at this point in time, the Wukon village isn't about resources.
[01:59:07]  It isn't about land anymore.
[01:59:09]  It's about the person that was killed in the custody of the communists.
[01:59:13]  And that's why the people of Wukon have rose up.
[01:59:17]  They're revolting.
[01:59:19]  They've ejected all communists out of their village.
[01:59:21]  And any other communists that are in there, they're being jailed.
[01:59:26]  Or they're being held hostage.
[01:59:28]  So let me tell you, come on, China.
[01:59:31]  Come on and raise up.
[01:59:33]  Take your shirt off.
[01:59:35]  Throw it around your head like a helicopter, baby.
[01:59:39]  I'm telling you, whenever I hear something wrong with China, like, you know, they're having a revolt, I'm a happy guy.
[01:59:46]  All right?
[01:59:47]  Because I remember Teneman Square.
[01:59:49]  All right?
[01:59:50]  I remember seeing these disgusting communists kill these poor, innocent people like dogs.
[01:59:58]  All right?
[01:59:59]  I saw it for myself.
[02:00:01]  And it was sick.
[02:00:05]  And I'm telling you this right now, China.
[02:00:06]  Teneman will rise again.
[02:00:11]  Anyway, we are now in the third and final hour of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
[02:00:16]  And of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
[02:00:21]  And once again, folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
[02:00:25]  Before we get into anything else, I'd like for everybody to please retweet the broadcast.
[02:00:30]  All right?
[02:00:31]  Go to the social networks.
[02:00:33]  Go to the forums.
[02:00:34]  Go to the blogs and spread it around like wildfire and let everybody know that True Capitalist Radio is in effect and in the house.
[02:00:45]  All right?
[02:00:46]  I hate to even ask the engineer, but, hey, engineer, do we have any goddamn Twitter shout-outs to be had out here?
[02:01:00]  Don't act so sad about it, for Christ's sake.
[02:01:04]  Anyway, we've got a few Twitter shout-outs to be had, folks.
[02:01:07]  And as a matter of fact, let me lock down this damn chat room right now.
[02:01:11]  For you folks that want a shout-out right here, right now on the True Capitalist Radio broadcast, all you have to do is go to my Twitter account, Ghost Politics, right there on your screen, Ghost Politics, all one word, no underscores.
[02:01:25]  And all you have to do is retweet the first tweet on my Twitter account.
[02:01:30]  All right?
[02:01:31]  You do that.
[02:01:32]  I'll give you a shout out right here, right now.
[02:01:35]  So let's go ahead and get to it right now, folks.
[02:01:37]  All right.
[02:01:39]  Let's see what we got.
[02:01:40]  Do we got any goddamn shout-outs, Engineer?
[02:01:45]  All right, we got Geno Blast in the house.
[02:01:48]  We got No Sopa for you.
[02:01:51]  We got Occupy KFC in the house.
[02:01:53]  We got Lifehouse in the house.
[02:01:57]  We got Abra freaking Cadabra in the place.
[02:02:01]  Herman Granduska, shut up, you idiots.
[02:02:05]  Who else we got?
[02:02:05]  We got Fan of Fleshlight.
[02:02:08]  You sick sons of bitches.
[02:02:10]  That is a sick son of a bitch right there.
[02:02:13]  Guns for Kurt Cobain.
[02:02:15]  Oh, come on.
[02:02:17]  Guns for Kurt Cobain.
[02:02:19]  Where the hell did that come from, man?
[02:02:20]  Jesus Christ.
[02:02:22]  We got Fluttershy Nuts.
[02:02:25]  Who else do we got, Engineer?
[02:02:27]  We got any more people?
[02:02:31]  All right, well, we'll get to them.
[02:02:33]  Just straighten up, Engineer.
[02:02:35]  God damn it.
[02:02:36]  We got the Manly Lesbian in the house.
[02:02:39]  We got Ghost on Grandma.
[02:02:42]  Aw, you son of a bitch.
[02:02:45]  You son of a bitch.
[02:02:46]  I told you to stop talking about my granny.
[02:02:49]  God damn it.
[02:02:52]  Stop talking about my granny.
[02:02:56]  Freaking ghost on grandma.
[02:02:58]  Get out of here, you stupid sick sons of bitches.
[02:03:05]  Jesus Christ.
[02:03:08]  Anyway, we got Herman Cocaine.
[02:03:11]  Yeah, real funny jerks.
[02:03:12]  Red Slime Girl in the house.
[02:03:15]  We got Ghetto Ghost.
[02:03:17]  Don't, God damn it.
[02:03:19]  Don't call yourself the Ghetto Ghost.
[02:03:21]  If you're some entitlement recipient piece of loser trash, don't even affiliate yourself with me.
[02:03:27]  Do you understand that, you sorry sacks of crap?
[02:03:30]  Don't even affiliate yourself with me, boy.
[02:03:35]  Anyway, we got Gary Oak in the house.
[02:03:37]  Inspector Ghost.
[02:03:39]  Yeah, really funny there, ass clown.
[02:03:42]  We got Flamin' Nipple Chops in the place.
[02:03:44]  Haven't heard from that idiot in a long time.
[02:03:47]  We got Beatings for Bronies in the place.
[02:03:50]  Who else do we got going on?
[02:03:51]  We got Green Slime Girl, Purple Slime Boy.
[02:03:55]  We got Anonymous Blumo.
[02:03:58]  We got Han Hanzo.
[02:04:00]  We got Flutter Mother.
[02:04:03]  We got Herman Hambrony.
[02:04:05]  Ah, you stupid idiots.
[02:04:08]  I'm telling you, you guys are stupid.
[02:04:10]  You know, you're a stupid group of people.
[02:04:13]  I'll tell you that right goddamn now.
[02:04:15]  Who the hell else do we got going on over here?
[02:04:17]  We got Chris Deadlitz.
[02:04:21]  We got Jabba the Ghost.
[02:04:23]  Yeah, right, boy.
[02:04:24]  You come down here and see what happens.
[02:04:26]  You call me that boy.
[02:04:27]  Do you understand that?
[02:04:29]  We got SP Lee360.
[02:04:31]  We got the Autistic Brony.
[02:04:34]  Let me tell you something.
[02:04:35]  These Autistic kids, I think they're labeling Autistic just a little bit too liberally out here.
[02:04:41]  You know, some of these kids just need a good smack to the mouth and they'd be all right.
[02:04:45]  You know, they just need some discipline.
[02:04:47]  They got these pussy whip parents that just want to sit over here and just say, oh, Doctor, what can I do?
[02:04:54]  Shut up.
[02:04:55]  All right.
[02:04:57]  All that kid needs to do is give him a good smack and he'll be all right.
[02:05:00]  Or even better.
[02:05:01]  Or even better.
[02:05:02]  I bet you you just, you know, I'm not even going to make it.
[02:05:05]  I'm not even going to make an assumption.
[02:05:06]  I'm not going to say anything.
[02:05:07]  Let's just get to the Twitter shout-outs.
[02:05:08]  All right.
[02:05:09]  Just get a couple of more, engineer, all right?
[02:05:13]  All right.
[02:05:14]  We got Hourglass Ghost.
[02:05:16]  Shut up, you fruit bowl.
[02:05:19]  Gasgara the tree.
[02:05:22]  We've got, what else?
[02:05:23]  We got Melting Pot of Pot.
[02:05:26]  Fuhrer Ghost.
[02:05:27]  Yeah, real funny.
[02:05:29]  Ron Paul the Gimp.
[02:05:31]  That's pretty funny, Ron Paul the Gimp.
[02:05:33]  I mean, haven't you ever noticed that Ron Paul, you know, his suits never fit his, you know, weird-ass-looking troll body?
[02:05:42]  Oh, I'm just saying.
[02:05:45]  We got Sandusky.
[02:05:46]  I'm not going to say that, you sick son of a bitch.
[02:05:49]  The piss whistler.
[02:05:52]  Who else we got?
[02:05:53]  We got Brony News, Captain Equestria, Sperm and K. That's it.
[02:05:59]  I'm not going to that's it.
[02:06:00]  Enough.
[02:06:01]  Enough of that crap.
[02:06:17]  fortune cookie.
[02:06:18]  You know, Mr. Fortune Cookie makes me sick.
[02:06:20]  You know that?
[02:06:21]  I don't care.
[02:06:22]  You know what?
[02:06:22]  We're revolting just like WuCon Village.
[02:06:26]  Come on and raise up.
[02:06:28]  We're revolting against the communists, baby.
[02:06:35]  Anyway, let me move on to another subject matter.

=== Political Corruption Exposed (02:43) ===

[02:06:40]  On a lighter note, does anybody remember former president of France, Jacques Chirac?
[02:06:48]  Y'all remember this stupid goof?
[02:06:50]  Huh?
[02:06:52]  Huh?
[02:06:54]  I mean, y'all remember this stupid idiot?
[02:06:56]  I mean, this guy was the leader of France from 1995 to 2007.
[02:07:02]  All right?
[02:07:03]  Well, he has been convicted of charges of corruption.
[02:07:08]  That's right, marking this one of the, I think, the only time a head of state has actually been convicted of any kind of charges.
[02:07:16]  You know that?
[02:07:17]  Now, what he did, according to the court, he allegedly, the charges brought against him relate to his stint as a Paris mayor between the years of 1977 and 1995 when he was the Paris mayor.
[02:07:35]  He allegedly added dozens of people to the city council's payroll who weren't actually working for the city.
[02:07:43]  Yeah.
[02:07:44]  The court only considered 28 alleged fake jobs.
[02:07:48]  The other were left out of trial for a lack of evidence or because there was, you know, too much time had passed, that sort of thing.
[02:07:55]  And the court had found 19 out of 28 cases were entirely or partially fictitious as far as the jobs related for these idiots are concerned.
[02:08:07]  Now, what does that mean?
[02:08:09]  I'll tell you what that means.
[02:08:11]  That means that this disgusting bureaucratic piece of corrupt shit, which pretty much represents most politicians that are in public office today, no matter where you are in the world, all right, this idiot made all these ridiculous jobs and put them on the city council's payroll.
[02:08:30]  And where did the money go?
[02:08:32]  Where did the money go?
[02:08:33]  It went into his bureaucratic pocket.
[02:08:36]  That's where it went.
[02:08:38]  It went to his French frog bureaucratic pocket.
[02:08:41]  And that's why I always say, folks, you can't trust these bureaucrats.
[02:08:45]  You can't trust these career politicians because this is what they're good at doing.
[02:08:50]  This is what they're excellent at doing.
[02:08:51]  They're not good at actually getting the job done.
[02:08:53]  They're good at manipulating bureaucracy for their own gain, for their own climb to power, so on and so forth.
[02:09:04]  But, you know, even though Jacques Chirock was convicted, they gave him a suspended two-year sentence in jail.
[02:09:13]  That means he's not going to do a goddamn second in any kind of a jail sale.
[02:09:20]  And I think that's ridiculous.
[02:09:22]  You know that?

=== Drone Hack Incident (13:32) ===

[02:09:23]  I'm not joking.
[02:09:24]  I think that's pathetic.
[02:09:25]  This idiot belongs in jail until he croaks, being a corrupt, disgusting public servant.
[02:09:31]  You know that?
[02:09:32]  Because that's what he's supposed to be.
[02:09:33]  He's supposed to be a public servant, for Christ's sake.
[02:09:35]  This idiot's putting all these jobs on the payroll, and nobody's working for him.
[02:09:41]  So he's putting it in his own French frog pocket.
[02:09:43]  It makes me sick.
[02:09:47]  Stupid French frog.
[02:09:49]  You deserve to go to prison, Jacques Chirock, and you can tell all those French frogs I said that.
[02:09:56]  God damn it.
[02:09:59]  Anyway, let me move on to another subject matter because we're running out of time here.
[02:10:03]  Now, let's talk about Iran again.
[02:10:05]  We talked about it in the beginning of the show about how Iran is flexing nuts out here.
[02:10:11]  But they're even flexing nuts even more.
[02:10:14]  I mean, not only did they bring down that one predator drone completely intact, which is just completely disgusting, and according to reports, they actually hacked the freaking drone in mid-air as it was cruising over its airspace.
[02:10:30]  Can you believe that, crap?
[02:10:32]  I mean, they actually hacked the goddamn drone while it was in its airspace to land completely intact within the borders of Iran, for Christ's sake.
[02:10:41]  Now, according to the freaking Defense Department of America, they're trying to say that, oh, there is a malfunction, and unfortunately, during a malfunction, the predator drone is programmed to land wherever it's at completely intact.
[02:10:57]  What?
[02:10:59]  What?
[02:11:01]  Are you kidding me?
[02:11:02]  I mean, why would we want a predator drone that's malfunctioning to land completely intact for Christ's sake?
[02:11:09]  I mean, would we want like some mission impossible type of crap that it explodes or it self-destructs?
[02:11:16]  So, any kind of goddamn technology that any of these enemies could possibly re-engineer or back-engineer, they possibly couldn't because it's disintegrated?
[02:11:28]  I mean, Jesus Christ, man.
[02:11:30]  I mean, how hardcore is our military-industrial complex when Iran can hack a predator drone out of the sky?
[02:11:41]  I mean, let me tell you, the Defense Department needs to go to the damn drawing board.
[02:11:46]  And they need to realize that, hey, if these Iranians can hack a goddamn predator drone out the sky, so can anybody in America or any other part of the world for that matter?
[02:11:56]  I mean, this is a horrific exploit, for Christ's sake.
[02:12:02]  But anyway, that's not what we're talking about, Iran today.
[02:12:06]  Iran has put Afghanistan on notice because, believe it or not, the majority of the predator drones that fly over the airspace of Iran come from Afghanistan.
[02:12:19]  And Iran threatened Afghanistan today, saying that it better stop sending predator drones from its airspace or else.
[02:12:31]  Ooh, man, this is, I mean, I'm telling you, folks, we're getting close to a humongous war that you people need to start getting prepared for out here, and you need to be paid attention on who's going to be in bureaucratic power and what they're going to do as it relates to all this obnoxious crap that's happening all over the world.
[02:12:50]  Yeah, that's right.
[02:12:52]  Iran is threatening Afghanistan.
[02:12:54]  All right?
[02:12:55]  They said, look, you keep sending those drones, you're going to suffer the consequences.
[02:13:01]  A direct threat, bringing Afghanistan into this disgusting mess that our foreign policymakers right here in America have caused.
[02:13:13]  I mean, honestly, all the people that are backing up Barack Obama at this point in time, can you actually back up this foreign policy that this man has implemented?
[02:13:22]  I mean, he has made these Islamists even that much more stronger.
[02:13:26]  I mean, prior to Barack Obama coming into power, Islamic extremists didn't have a home nation state.
[02:13:34]  Now they have, what, four or five home nation states at this point in time.
[02:13:39]  You know, they have Libya because now they, you know, for you folks that are unfamiliar, you need YouTube, the al-Qaeda flag that's flying over Libya at this point in time.
[02:13:48]  Thanks to America's backing, yeah, we funded and trained these Libyan rebels, and now they're throwing up al-Qaeda flags in Libya and the capital and that sort of thing.
[02:14:00]  Yeah, that's great.
[02:14:01]  Then you've got these idiot jihudis in Egypt that decided to go berserk for no freaking reason that now elected the Islamic Brotherhood and now are in cahoots with Iran also.
[02:14:14]  Believe it or not, Iran and the Islamic Brotherhood are sending diplomats back and forth to each other's countries.
[02:14:22]  Then you've got the whole situation with Iraq.
[02:14:25]  That's right.
[02:14:26]  Iraq is now becoming a hotbed for terrorism.
[02:14:29]  And now that we're leaving, today marks the official day of the last day of the war of Iraq.
[02:14:34]  Now you're going to have another stink for these terrorists to kind of have safe haven and probably government backing in to do their dastardly deeds.
[02:14:44]  You understand what I'm saying?
[02:14:46]  I mean, this is just getting more and more disgusting.
[02:14:49]  And let's not forget Pakistan.
[02:14:52]  Let's not forget Pakistan for Christ's sake because Pakistan had bin Laden within their goddamn military industrial complex.
[02:15:02]  So you mean to tell me that this President Obama is going to run on this foreign policy for Christ's sake?
[02:15:08]  He's going to run on this foreign policy?
[02:15:11]  He's going to defend himself on this foreign policy?
[02:15:14]  Disgusting, man.
[02:15:16]  Unbelievably disgusting.
[02:15:17]  That's why nobody respects us.
[02:15:18]  Why do you think that Iran is flexing nuts for Christ's sake?
[02:15:23]  Why do you think Iran's basically thumbing its nose and threatening Afghanistan?
[02:15:27]  You know, when they're threatening Afghanistan, they're threatening us.
[02:15:31]  They know we're in Afghanistan.
[02:15:33]  They know we're there.
[02:15:35]  It's a threat, man.
[02:15:39]  Jesus Christ.
[02:15:40]  It's getting sick out here.
[02:15:42]  And speaking of which, let's move on.
[02:15:45]  You know, since we're talking about destabilized Arab countries, let's talk a little bit about Syria, which, you know, I've always been in favor of.
[02:15:53]  I think that if we would have allocated any resources at all, we should have done it here to Syria or in Iran in 2009 when the youth revolted against the Ayatollah.
[02:16:04]  That's when we should have used them money and clandestine operations to bring down the Ayatollah.
[02:16:12]  But anyway, Bashar al-Assad, the totalitarian tyrant in Syria who's killed already over 4,000 of his own people so that he can continue to sustain his own bureaucratic power.
[02:16:25]  Well, now he's starting to get some defectors from his goddamn army.
[02:16:29]  That's right.
[02:16:30]  Defectors from his army are going across the border into Turkey and other bordering countries and kind of regrouping and coming back into the border of Syria and striking against Syrian troops that belong and are loyal to Bashar al-Assad.
[02:16:47]  That's right, folks.
[02:16:48]  Army defectors in Syria have killed 27 of Bashar al-Assad's troops, which is the biggest strike to date against the Bashar al-Assad troops.
[02:17:00]  I mean, no BS.
[02:17:01]  This is starting to turn into a civil war.
[02:17:04]  And let me tell you something.
[02:17:05]  This is not looking good for international relations, man.
[02:17:08]  The whole goddamn world is in anarchy.
[02:17:11]  It's a powder tag waiting to happen.
[02:17:14]  I mean, I wish everybody would just come to their freaking senses and realize it's these stupid, absurd, power-hungry, autocratic governments that are causing this ridiculous nonsense to ensue.
[02:17:24]  And I wish that those of us that actually have common sense can actually take control of these mechanisms of bureaucratic power and be able to guide the world into a better direction of peace and civility as opposed to anarchic crap that we've come to know and love out here.
[02:17:41]  You know what I'm saying?
[02:17:44]  Anyway, once again, Syria kills excuse me, army defectors in Syria have killed twenty-seven of Bashar al-Assad's troops in the biggest strike to date.
[02:17:55]  Now, let's talk about something a little bit off topic, a little bit lighter note.
[02:18:00]  Has anybody seen the new changes in Facebook?
[02:18:03]  I mean, I don't like Facebook.
[02:18:05]  I don't have a Facebook.
[02:18:07]  I never will have a Facebook unless Mark Zuckerberg pays me.
[02:18:13]  I mean, what does everybody think about the new Facebook timeline, Shindig?
[02:18:18]  You know, I mean, they're trying to revamp the whole look of Facebook, you know, trying to make everything, I don't know, look more and more seamless.
[02:18:26]  I don't know.
[02:18:26]  I don't get it.
[02:18:28]  But you're getting some mixed reviews.
[02:18:30]  There's a lot of people who love the timeline.
[02:18:32]  There's other people that think it's ridiculous.
[02:18:34]  You know?
[02:18:36]  But inevitably, I think that any time that you change anything in social networking, you run the risk of the users of the actual service, you know, jumping ship and going somewhere else.
[02:18:47]  You know, I mean, I think that's exactly what happened in MySpace.
[02:18:50]  You know, when MySpace started allowing, you know, people to put like 80 megabytes of goddamn images and like 300 megabytes of goddamn audio file and all this other crap before you can actually see their stupid dumb MySpace page.
[02:19:07]  That's what ruined it.
[02:19:09]  You know?
[02:19:12]  So I just think it's rather interesting.
[02:19:14]  Let's take a couple of calls on this subject matter because I know we got a lot of Facebookers out here.
[02:19:19]  Yeah, I know we got a lot of these idiots that just they're just like, hey, look, I'm going to let everybody see inside my life.
[02:19:27]  I'm going to give everybody access to all the pictures I take of my pathetic anal life.
[02:19:32]  I'm going to sit over here and update my wall like, hey, I'm bored.
[02:19:36]  Hey, I just got my crotch operated on.
[02:19:39]  Or hey, get it.
[02:19:41]  Shut up.
[02:19:44]  Anyway, I want to hear from you.
[02:19:45]  What do you think about Facebook?
[02:19:46]  508, what's up?
[02:19:47]  What do you think about Facebook?
[02:19:49]  Well, I friggin' hate Facebook for one, but I wanted to go back and talk about the SOPA and the NDAA thing.
[02:19:58]  Go ahead, man.
[02:20:01]  Christ.
[02:20:02]  When I heard this news, I couldn't believe it.
[02:20:04]  I don't think I've ever been this ashamed of my country.
[02:20:07]  And really, if this passes, I'm probably going to go out of the country with you, because seriously, it's totalitarianism.
[02:20:17]  I'm telling you, you're right.
[02:20:19]  It's going to be World War III coming around the door.
[02:20:23]  I mean, there's too much disorder in the international front, man.
[02:20:26]  I mean, there's so much disorder everywhere.
[02:20:28]  It's bound to happen.
[02:20:29]  I mean, you know, we've lost respect in the international community.
[02:20:32]  You know, America has just, I don't even know what we've become.
[02:20:36]  We've become some technocratic third world nation, for lack of a better term.
[02:20:41]  We're the highest debtor nation in the world.
[02:20:43]  We're still saber-rattling as if we're superpowers out here.
[02:20:47]  You've got Iran not only bringing down our supposed state-of-the-art technology drones, but threatening us via Afghanistan.
[02:20:56]  You're absolutely right.
[02:20:57]  There's World War III.
[02:20:58]  And then when you have these ridiculous tyrant totalitarian bills being passed through our government, i.e. the SOPA bill and the NDAA, and you've got most of America more worried about dancing with the stars and the latest fruity ass hopping around the stage in American Idol with a hamster hanging on his ass.
[02:21:16]  I think that we're in some serious trouble, young man.
[02:21:17]  I think that we're in some really serious trouble.
[02:21:20]  Exactly.
[02:21:21]  I mean, I'm also upset that Herman Kane dropped out.
[02:21:24]  I was excited because, you know, this is going to be the first election that I could vote in.
[02:21:28]  And now, who the hell am I going to vote for?
[02:21:30]  Either Obama, who has showed nothing, or freaking Newt Gingrich?
[02:21:36]  Jesus Christ.
[02:21:37]  I might as well just not do it at all.
[02:21:40]  I know, and it doesn't look very optimistic for the future either.
[02:21:43]  And I feel bad for you, young man, that it's your first time voting, and you've got to vote with these mumsers that are nothing more than a bunch of career bureaucrats that could care less about you, me, or anything else except for their own bureaucratic power.
[02:21:57]  And you know why Herman Cain dropping out is such a bad thing for American politics is because Herman Cain represented an outside force from this bureaucracy.
[02:22:07]  He wasn't tied down to this bureaucratic system.
[02:22:10]  This man wasn't some goddamn bureaucrat that's making a career out of public service.
[02:22:14]  This is a man who was an outsider that was willing to shock the system.
[02:22:19]  He was willing to shock the system.
[02:22:21]  And look at what the system did.
[02:22:22]  All of the system, even the idiots and the GOP, they all colluded together and made sure to eliminate the threat to their system.
[02:22:30]  And that's exactly what they did to goddamn Herman Kane.
[02:22:33]  And it makes me sick.
[02:22:34]  I mean, what happened to Herman Kane is a travesty to American government, to American politics.
[02:22:40]  And if you think that this is a government made for the people and by the people, you got another thing coming.
[02:22:45]  What Herman Cain represents, it represents that this government is made for the system and by the system.
[02:22:52]  And if you ain't a part of it, then you ain't going to be a part of the voting system.

=== Shocking The System (03:25) ===

[02:22:56]  All right.
[02:22:57]  It's no different than communist China.
[02:23:01]  Jesus Christ.
[02:23:04]  Anyway, we talked a little bit about the Facebook timeline revamp.
[02:23:10]  But what says, we're getting low on time.
[02:23:12]  I do want to talk about a story that I actually read in my crapper reading.
[02:23:17]  And for you folks that don't have everyday crapper reading, I suggest you get some stuff to read in your crapper instead of just sitting there and taking a turd and looking at a damn wall for Christ's sake.
[02:23:32]  Anyway, believe it or not, I was reading some of my crapper reading.
[02:23:37]  My wife likes to get the National Inquirer, all right?
[02:23:40]  And I actually like to read this kind of crap because it's got funny little stories in it.
[02:23:45]  And one of the stories was called Bucket List Boondoggle.
[02:23:51]  And I'm going to surmise what the article was about.
[02:23:54]  It was about a woman, all right, who was told that she had terminal cancer and she had no more than 12 to 18 months to live.
[02:24:05]  All right?
[02:24:06]  And like anybody told that type of situation, you're like, well, then, hell, if I got 12 to 14 months to live and the doctors are telling me this, well, then I'm going to go out and I'm going to have a bucket list time.
[02:24:19]  That's right.
[02:24:20]  I'm going to go out and I'm just going to live lavish, and that's all there is to it.
[02:24:24]  I mean, she sold everything.
[02:24:27]  All right.
[02:24:27]  She sold everything.
[02:24:29]  She cashed in on her $50,000 insurance policy.
[02:24:32]  And she went on a wild bucket list spree, man.
[02:24:36]  I'm talking, she spent anywhere from $1,500 to $1,800 a week on going out to eat.
[02:24:43]  I mean, she ballooned.
[02:24:45]  She ballooned to over 280 pounds.
[02:24:49]  All right.
[02:24:50]  And believe it or not, after all this year of drinking and eating and just going out and living lavish and just not having a care in the world because you think you're going to die, they go and examine her and they tell her, well, you're not going to die.
[02:25:07]  Oh, you're not going to die.
[02:25:12]  I mean, do you see what I'm saying about doctors?
[02:25:15]  I mean, you can't trust these idiots as far as you could throw them, for Christ's sake.
[02:25:19]  I mean, they told this woman that she had terminal cancer that literally spread through her lymph nodes, that spread all over to her supposed lungs and everything.
[02:25:32]  This broad saying, well, then hell, if I'm going to die, I'm going to go out and I'm going to spend everything I've got.
[02:25:38]  And now she's not going to die.
[02:25:41]  All right?
[02:25:43]  She's, you know, I think she's over 50 years of age or something.
[02:25:46]  She's 54 years old.
[02:25:49]  And now she's got to go back to work.
[02:25:53]  I mean, to quote the song from that stupid Skankosaurus, Alanis Moorset, isn't it ironic?
[02:26:00]  Don't you think?
[02:26:01]  I mean, that is just disgusting, man.
[02:26:04]  Are you kidding me?
[02:26:04]  That's why I don't trust doctors.
[02:26:06]  You know what I mean?
[02:26:07]  I don't trust doctors.
[02:26:09]  I mean, how are they going to put this woman through all these vigorous tests, right?
[02:26:13]  And tell her she's going to die between 12 to 14 months because, oh, cancer spread.
[02:26:18]  It did this.
[02:26:19]  It did that.
[02:26:20]  Then she decides, well, then screw it.

=== Legalizing Drugs Debate (05:40) ===

[02:26:21]  I'm going to go out and I'm just going to eat the best foods.
[02:26:23]  I'm going to drink the best drink.
[02:26:25]  I'm not even going to worry about it.
[02:26:26]  Balloons up to 280 pounds.
[02:26:29]  She looks like a disgusting large man at this point.
[02:26:32]  And now the doctor tells her, well, you're not going to die.
[02:26:36]  Oh, my God.
[02:26:37]  Screw you, doctors, man.
[02:26:39]  You know, that's why I'm saying I'd rather drop dead.
[02:26:41]  You know, I'd rather freaking drop dead than have some doctor sit here and make a judgment call like that.
[02:26:48]  And then, you know, 10, 12 months later, oh, well, it didn't happen.
[02:26:52]  I'm sorry.
[02:26:54]  Jesus Christ.
[02:26:57]  Anyway, folks, last but not least, folks, I wanted to talk a little bit about marriage one.
[02:27:03]  That's right.
[02:27:04]  I know all you goddamn potheads.
[02:27:06]  I've gotten your damn synapses sparking.
[02:27:08]  You know, if you have any left, any synapses left, for Christ's sake.
[02:27:11]  Anyway, everybody knows Amsterdam, the Dutch, as being very liberal as it relates to their drug policies.
[02:27:20]  As a matter of fact, the magazine High Times, which is related to the consumption of tetrahydrocannabinol, actually has its convention and chooses its cannabis of the year at this particular Amsterdam location in the world.
[02:27:37]  Well, anyway, folks, Amsterdam, for all you folks making your trips wanting to go out there to the coffee shops and blaze blunts of purple cream and chronic or whatever you idiots call this crap, you better want to wait on that trip to Amsterdam because guess what?
[02:27:55]  It is now illegal for foreigners to consume tetrahydrocannabinol in Amsterdam.
[02:28:04]  Oh, oh, are you kidding me?
[02:28:08]  I'm serious.
[02:28:09]  If you're a foreigner and you're going to go travel to Amsterdam and you're going to blaze some blunts out there, you think you're going to go in there into the coffee shops and blaze some damn joints.
[02:28:19]  It ain't going to happen.
[02:28:20]  The Dutch have just made it illegal for foreigners to consume tetrahydrocannebanol.
[02:28:27]  And the reason, do you know what they gave as a reasoning behind this stupid, ridiculous law in Dutch land?
[02:28:34]  You know what they said?
[02:28:35]  The organized crime, the organized crime, the organized crime, you're going to infuriate organized crime.
[02:28:44]  And this is what has me suspecting that the organized crime has already taken control of the bureaucratic government of Amsterdam.
[02:28:51]  Because, I mean, aren't we watching on HBO this one little HBO-made series called Boardwalk, where, you know, that snaggle-toothed Steve Boucemi, his character is, you know, some guy who's actually going to capitalize very, very generously on the prohibition or the illegalization of alcohol at the time in the 20s.
[02:29:15]  I mean, do you get it?
[02:29:17]  I mean, it seems to me that they actually want to infuriate this organized crime situation.
[02:29:23]  Because you've got to understand, folks.
[02:29:24]  All right?
[02:29:25]  You have to understand when you make something illegal, that means the price of that particular item that you made illegal is just shot up tremendously.
[02:29:35]  I mean, it just shot up tremendously for Christ's sake.
[02:29:37]  And it looks like that's what's going to happen in Amsterdam for all these foreigners that want to go out there and blaze a couple of joints out there in the coffee shops.
[02:29:46]  Looks like they're not going to be able to do so.
[02:29:47]  So they're going to have to go into shady areas, shady parts of town out there in Amsterdam and actually score themselves a goddamn bag of dope.
[02:29:56]  Jesus Christ.
[02:29:59]  But you know, I think this is a good opportunity for states in America that need money.
[02:30:04]  You know?
[02:30:06]  States in America that need money to just completely legalize marijuana in general.
[02:30:12]  I'm not joking.
[02:30:13]  I'm serious.
[02:30:14]  I think that, you know, we should make certain states in America the new Amsterdam, you know?
[02:30:22]  And, you know, start taxing it.
[02:30:24]  I mean, start generating some taxes out here.
[02:30:26]  Let these states, you know, coming back to solvency so they can make good on a lot of these muni and state bonds that they're about to default on, for Christ's sake.
[02:30:34]  And let's make certain states in America the new Amsterdam, for Christ's sake.
[02:30:39]  You know that Portugal, you know, for all our Portuguese listeners, we do have a lot of listeners in Portugal.
[02:30:44]  I want to thank you for listening.
[02:30:46]  But in Portugal, they have actually legalized not just marijuana, but they've legalized everything.
[02:30:51]  They've legalized all drugs in Portugal.
[02:30:54]  And believe it or not, everybody thought it was going to be some kind of drug-infested cesspool, and it was going to turn Portugal into a goddamn, I don't know, some kind of a freak show.
[02:31:04]  But inevitably, crime has gone down.
[02:31:07]  Even the police, who were skeptical at first in Portugal, couldn't believe that actually crime has gone down now that they've legalized all the drugs.
[02:31:15]  And you want to know why crime's gone down?
[02:31:17]  Because organized crime can no longer make money off of goddamn selling drugs.
[02:31:25]  They can't.
[02:31:28]  So, you know, I'm telling you, there's some validity in legalizing things that are illegal so that you can put a stop to the organized crime behind the sale of that particular illegal item.
[02:31:41]  And if you eliminate the item that funds these huge organizations, these, you know, these mafias, these crews, these posse, or whoever's in charge of whatever goddamn drug area, they're not going to be in charge of it anymore because it's not going to be profitable to continue to deal drugs if everything is legal.

=== Radio Graffiti Segment (14:45) ===

[02:32:02]  And let me tell you something.
[02:32:03]  Portugal is a good model to show that things aren't going to go to pot, literally, if you legalize these goddamn drugs and take out the ass clowns that are out here in the organized crime industry.
[02:32:21]  And that's all there is to it.
[02:32:24]  Anyway, let's just go ahead and get right to everybody's favorite part of the broadcast, baby.
[02:32:31]  And I'm talking about radio graffiti.
[02:32:37]  That's right, folks.
[02:32:38]  Radio graffiti in the house, folks.
[02:32:40]  And it's that time of the broadcast where you can participate in the broadcast.
[02:32:45]  All you've got to do is call up 646-652-4869.
[02:32:52]  And when I call on your area code or on your Skype name, you have exactly three to four seconds to say whatever it is that's on your mind, for Christ's sake, all right?
[02:33:01]  And when I call on your Skype name or on your area code, please be ready, all right?
[02:33:05]  Don't be a hell and teller deaf mute, for heaven's sake.
[02:33:09]  All right?
[02:33:09]  And before we get into anything else, I'd like for everybody to please retweet the broadcast and let everybody know that Radio Graffiti is now in effect and in the house.
[02:33:19]  Let everybody know.
[02:33:20]  Spread it around like wildfire.
[02:33:24]  And let everybody know for Christ's sake.
[02:33:26]  All right?
[02:33:27]  Anyway, let's just get right to it.
[02:33:29]  All right.
[02:33:30]  Let's go from the bottom and let's get to some radio graffiti because, man, it's kind of late and I need to start bouncing up out of here.
[02:33:37]  306, Radio Graffiti.
[02:33:40]  Hey, Ghost, just want to say I love your show and shout out to the engineer.
[02:33:43]  He's the best show True Capitalist Radio ever had.
[02:33:46]  God damn it.
[02:33:48]  262, Radio Graffiti.
[02:33:51]  From True Capitalist Radio, found it to Rainbow Dash.
[02:33:55]  Taking it in the pooper.
[02:33:57]  Shut up.
[02:33:57]  That was a horrible splice, by the way.
[02:33:59]  All right, idiot.
[02:34:01]  619, Radio Graffiti.
[02:34:04]  Hey, hello, Ghost.
[02:34:06]  Yeah.
[02:34:06]  What's going on?
[02:34:07]  What's going on, man?
[02:34:09]  How's it going?
[02:34:10]  Hey, I just wanted to check something.
[02:34:16]  I'm just running tests.
[02:34:17]  I'm just dialing random phone numbers.
[02:34:20]  Can you hear me?
[02:34:22]  Yeah, you know, shut up.
[02:34:23]  How about that?
[02:34:24]  Just sit there and shut your stinking smelly hole.
[02:34:27]  314, Radio Graffiti.
[02:34:32]  Helen Keller, deaf mute once again.
[02:34:34]  540, Radio Graffiti.
[02:34:38]  Ghost your hambo.
[02:34:41]  Yeah, well, you sound like a fruit bowl.
[02:34:43]  865, radio graffiti.
[02:34:45]  Hey, Ghost, I just wanted to say I'm thinking about ordering myself a true capitalist hoodie.
[02:34:51]  Hell yeah, man.
[02:34:52]  That's what I'm talking about.
[02:34:53]  And let me tell you something.
[02:34:54]  If you order a true capitalist hoodie, I will follow you on Twitter, baby, all right?
[02:34:58]  As a matter of fact, lock down this chat room for just a second.
[02:35:02]  Lock down this goddamn chat room, engineer.
[02:35:07]  Let me tell you something right now.
[02:35:08]  We actually have true capitalist merchandise, baby.
[02:35:11]  And all you got to do is go to ghostpolitics.com, all right?
[02:35:15]  All one word, no dashes, no underscores, ghostpolitics.com.
[02:35:20]  And let me tell you, if you order any product, any item from now until January 8, 2012, I will follow you on Twitter.
[02:35:29]  All right?
[02:35:29]  All you got to do is order the product, show yourself on YouTube wearing it, enjoying it, whatever it is, and I will follow you on Twitter, baby.
[02:35:40]  And that's all there is to it.
[02:35:41]  All right?
[02:35:42]  And of course, the Twitter name to follow is Ghost Politics.
[02:35:46]  That's my Twitter name.
[02:35:46]  You go ahead and give me a follow for Christ's sake.
[02:35:49]  No BS.
[02:35:50]  And I know there's been a lot of people who've been ordering.
[02:35:52]  I want to thank you for ordering, man.
[02:35:55]  You guys rule, and I'm telling you, I'm going to follow you, and you are going to be the official fan ring of honor of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast because you're down-ass fans that are down for years, and all these other people that are thinking they're down-ass fans.
[02:36:10]  And oh, yeah, look at me.
[02:36:11]  I can go out here and make a little stupid splice of this guy saying dumbass foul words.
[02:36:17]  Shove it up, your ass.
[02:36:20]  The future ring of honor.
[02:36:23]  The future fan ring of honor are true fans out there for the true capitalist radio broadcast.
[02:36:27]  All right?
[02:36:28]  You know it and I know it, baby.
[02:36:33]  You know it and I know it.
[02:36:38]  712 Radio Graffiti.
[02:36:54]  I mean, you know, I don't really like, I didn't like Karate Kid 2, man.
[02:36:58]  You know, I like Karate Kid 1.
[02:37:00]  You're talking about a cinematic masterpiece.
[02:37:03]  Part 2, I didn't like the whole Okinawa crap.
[02:37:06]  You know?
[02:37:07]  Oh, you're y'all fight for y'all.
[02:37:09]  I'm not aware, guys.
[02:37:11]  Shut up, all right.
[02:37:15]  561, radio graffiti.
[02:37:20]  Jesus Christ, get a better phone.
[02:37:22]  901, radio graffiti.
[02:37:27]  Jesus Christ, get a better phone, Cuck.
[02:37:30]  Damn it.
[02:37:32]  305, radio graffiti.
[02:37:34]  I'll get you next time, man, boom.
[02:37:38]  Next time.
[02:37:39]  Yeah, yeah, real, real funny.
[02:37:41]  Shut up, you stupid inspector gadget jerk dick.
[02:37:45]  314 Radio Graffiti. Son of a bitch.
[02:37:54]  217, radio graffiti.
[02:37:57]  Hello?
[02:37:59]  Goodbye.
[02:38:00]  Let's see.
[02:38:01]  540, radio graffiti.
[02:38:07]  You're taking too long, for Christ's sake.
[02:38:08]  Take the goddamn phone out of your pooper.
[02:38:10]  219, radio graffiti.
[02:38:13]  Hey, Ghost.
[02:38:14]  I was playing with the Ouija board last night, and your granny told me to vote for Ron Paul.
[02:38:18]  Yeah, shove it up, your ass.
[02:38:19]  Are you kidding me?
[02:38:22]  You believe in the Ouija board?
[02:38:24]  Seriously, you believe in the Ouija board?
[02:38:25]  You're an idiot.
[02:38:26]  All right?
[02:38:28]  You're an idiot.
[02:38:29]  And let me tell you something else about the Ouija board.
[02:38:31]  You know, you notice how you always have to be with a group of people before things start talking to you.
[02:38:36]  Because let me tell you something.
[02:38:37]  If the thing's talking to you while you're by yourself, then you're the nutter that's talking to your alternate personality and your stupid noggin.
[02:38:46]  And you should be in, you know, psych ward as far as I'm concerned.
[02:38:49]  303, radio graffiti.
[02:38:52]  Hey, ghost.
[02:38:53]  How you doing?
[02:38:54]  Not too bad.
[02:38:55]  Appreciate it.
[02:38:56]  813, what up?
[02:39:08]  Attempting to play the guitar.
[02:39:09]  I mean, Jesus Christ.
[02:39:11]  I mean, why don't you take some lessons for Christ's sake?
[02:39:13]  You know, get the Envey Molstein video one and, you know, go from there.
[02:39:19]  334, radio graffiti.
[02:39:21]  You stole neon kitty from me, you hambone.
[02:39:25]  What?
[02:39:26]  I said you stole neon kitty from me, you hambone.
[02:39:29]  Shut up, you stupid idiot.
[02:39:31]  Let's see.
[02:39:31]  Sin buses, radio graffiti.
[02:39:33]  Stop internet censorship.
[02:39:35]  Down with SOPA.
[02:39:36]  You're damn right, down with SOPA.
[02:39:38]  Down with SOFA is right.
[02:39:41]  Goddamn right.
[02:39:43]  Jacking off, radio graffiti.
[02:39:46]  Having trouble finding a place to park?
[02:39:48]  Notice the lines are getting longer at the feed store.
[02:39:51]  19 million illegal aliens live in this country, most of them in San Andreas.
[02:39:56]  Our organization is banned immigration green cards outright today.
[02:39:59]  Preserve the status quo in our favor.
[02:40:02]  Jesus Christ.
[02:40:04]  Trance Carl, radio graffiti.
[02:40:07]  No, shove it up, your ass, all right?
[02:40:15]  I mean, come on, take that reverb and do something with it, all right?
[02:40:19]  787 Radio Graffiti.
[02:40:44]  Damn it!
[02:40:47]  I'm not a freaking hambone!
[02:40:49]  I don't know how many times I'm gonna tell you, cyber vermin that God!
[02:40:53]  Damn it!
[02:40:57]  I'm not a freaking hambone!
[02:41:02]  Son of a bitch!
[02:41:03]  Get it about!
[02:41:05]  Mike, for Christ's sake.
[02:41:06]  I'm not a freaking hambone.
[02:41:11]  I'm going to end this son of a bitch.
[02:41:12]  You keep this up.
[02:41:13]  I'm telling you, sorry, sex of crap at right now.
[02:41:17]  339, radio graffiti.
[02:41:20]  Rolling around at the speed of a hambone.
[02:41:24]  Got places to go.
[02:41:26]  Gotta follow my Peter Popper.
[02:41:29]  Get your girlfriend.
[02:41:30]  Shut up.
[02:41:31]  Shut up.
[02:41:32]  That was horrible.
[02:41:34]  Sounds like you were killing a cat for Christ's sake.
[02:41:37]  Jesus, 504, radio graffiti.
[02:41:40]  Hello?
[02:41:41]  Yeah, good night.
[02:41:43]  Shut up.
[02:41:44]  818, radio graffiti.
[02:41:48]  Another deaf mute, for Christ's sake.
[02:41:50]  313, radio graffiti.
[02:41:52]  Grandma got over by a reindeer.
[02:41:57]  Walking on from our house Christmas Eve.
[02:42:01]  You can say there's no such thing as Santa.
[02:42:05]  But as you say, are you kidding me?
[02:42:08]  How old are you?
[02:42:09]  How old are you, like 45 or something, where you still think that's kind of risque?
[02:42:15]  781, what's up?
[02:42:16]  I don't get it, man.
[02:42:31]  I just.
[02:42:34]  I mean, I don't get it whatsoever.
[02:42:36]  606.
[02:42:46]  Stupid idiots.
[02:42:47]  508. Radio graffiti.
[02:42:50]  Hey, Ghost, how you doing?
[02:42:52]  By the way, I bought your merchandise.
[02:42:54]  Can you follow me on Twitter?
[02:42:56]  Yeah, well, why don't you videotape yourself wearing it, and moreover, why don't you send me what name you bought it in?
[02:43:03]  All right?
[02:43:06]  And then I'll follow you.
[02:43:07]  513, radio graffiti.
[02:43:09]  Hey, Ghost, your grandma's like a doorknob.
[02:43:11]  Everyone gets a turn, and no one's amused.
[02:43:14]  Oh, Jesus Christ, man.
[02:43:16]  That joke is older than the crustaceans on your mother's pussy pipe.
[02:43:19]  How you like your mom, you mean, right?
[02:43:21]  That's what I thought.
[02:43:23]  Give me a break.
[02:43:24]  Are you kidding me?
[02:43:28]  Jesus Christ, stupid idiot.
[02:43:31]  your graffiti.
[02:43:41]  Mixing me with Justin Bieber, jerk dick.
[02:43:45]  Seriously, 208, radio graffiti.
[02:43:48]  Hey, will you ask Engineer on a date for me, please?
[02:43:51]  I'm too nervous to ask myself.
[02:43:52]  He's not homosexual, alright, right?
[02:43:54]  You're not homosexual, right, engineer?
[02:44:00]  See?
[02:44:01]  The thought of it makes him kind of whimper, for Christ's sake.
[02:44:04]  Jesus Christ.
[02:44:05]  412, radio graffiti.
[02:44:07]  Hey, ghost.
[02:44:08]  I'd love to see Rule 34 of Caroline and your granny rimming each other.
[02:44:13]  Jesus Christ, you sick son of a bitch.
[02:44:17]  I've already told you, stupid sex of crap, to not talk about my granny.
[02:44:25]  920, radio graffiti.
[02:44:28]  All right, come on, guys.
[02:44:29]  This whole handbone thing is really getting annoying.
[02:44:31]  We gotta do something else to piss this faggot off.
[02:44:35]  No, shut up.
[02:44:36]  All right, wait a minute.
[02:44:37]  Why would you call me that derogatory name when you sound like you just popped out of the anal passage of Ricky Martin, for Christ's sake?
[02:44:44]  Oh, come on.
[02:44:45]  Ghost.
[02:44:45]  Come on.
[02:44:45]  This is radio graffiti.
[02:44:47]  We're supposed to.
[02:44:47]  No, no, no.
[02:44:48]  Answer the question.
[02:44:49]  Why do you sound like you just popped out of the anal passage of Richard Simmons during a sweating to the oldies bit, and you're sitting over here making derogatory terms against homosexuals?
[02:44:58]  Explain that.
[02:44:58]  Explain it.
[02:45:01]  Oh, my God.
[02:45:02]  I'm sorry.
[02:45:02]  I'm sorry.
[02:45:02]  This is like.
[02:45:03]  Yeah, yeah, you should be sorry.
[02:45:05]  You know what?
[02:45:05]  You look sorry.
[02:45:06]  All right?
[02:45:07]  You look sorry.
[02:45:11]  336, radio graffiti.
[02:45:16]  Another deaf mute for Christ's sake.
[02:45:19]  646, radio graffiti.
[02:45:21]  I'm turning my own.
[02:45:24]  I have to channel all these words on this page.
[02:45:27]  Please.
[02:45:29]  If you can't have the engineer, no.
[02:45:31]  I'm not comfortable.
[02:45:32]  I didn't have to get anything.
[02:45:35]  I'm supposed to yell.
[02:45:37]  You thought it was that door.
[02:45:42]  Oh, I got a lover spat between two gay boys.
[02:45:47]  You hear that?
[02:45:48]  Little door slammed there?
[02:45:51]  Hey, 646, did you get the phone yet?
[02:45:55]  Herman, Herman, you're catching the mirror spell.
[02:46:00]  Yeah, you better get a goddamn audio clip, boy.
[02:46:03]  We just heard you have a little lover's spat.
[02:46:06]  Oh, yeah, a little gay lover spat.
[02:46:10]  Oh, look at him.
[02:46:12]  No.
[02:46:14]  Idiot.
[02:46:18]  For all those that don't get it, he had the phone down, you know, bitching with his gay lover.
[02:46:22]  And then when he realized that, you know, oh, my God, I've been on the line.
[02:46:25]  I better go hurry up and play one of these stupid audio files.
[02:46:28]  Meh, meh, meh.
[02:46:34]  262, radio graffiti.
[02:46:37]  I want to see Rainbow Dash plot.
[02:46:41]  Shut up, you stupid dumb brony.
[02:46:43]  All right?
[02:46:46]  Jesus Christ.

=== Speech Impediment Roast (10:46) ===

[02:46:48]  Who we got?
[02:46:48]  We got 502, radio graffiti.
[02:46:51]  You're so fucking special.
[02:46:55]  I wish I was special.
[02:46:58]  But I'm a creep.
[02:47:01]  I'm a weirdo.
[02:47:05]  What the hell am I doing here?
[02:47:09]  I don't belong here.
[02:47:12]  Jesus Christ, that song is older than the damn underwear you got in your drawers, boy.
[02:47:19]  With shit stains on them.
[02:47:21]  217, radio graffiti.
[02:47:24]  Oh, Ghost, your show is awesome.
[02:47:26]  And I hope you have an awesome night.
[02:47:28]  And I hope that these assholes on your show don't.
[02:47:33]  Well, I appreciate it, man.
[02:47:34]  I appreciate it.
[02:47:35]  You don't have to take so long next time.
[02:47:37]  201, Radio Graffiti.
[02:47:39]  You're mom-a-fact contract.
[02:47:41]  Yeah, you come over here and say that and see if your ass don't get beat down, boy.
[02:47:45]  You understand that?
[02:47:46]  You understand that, boy?
[02:47:49]  702, radio graffiti.
[02:47:52]  Where's engineer?
[02:47:55]  What?
[02:47:56]  Where's the engineer?
[02:47:57]  He's the real host.
[02:47:59]  Now, shut up, alright?
[02:48:00]  Let me tell you, the engineer's right here, they want to hear you, engineer.
[02:48:03]  Say something.
[02:48:08]  You heard him.
[02:48:08]  Now shut your mouth.
[02:48:12]  Who else we got?
[02:48:13]  760, radio graffiti.
[02:48:16]  Hello, it's me!
[02:48:18]  Modio!
[02:48:21]  That was a horrible.
[02:48:22]  That was a horrible attempt.
[02:48:24]  It's my audio.
[02:48:25]  That's better.
[02:48:26]  504, radio graffiti.
[02:48:32]  What the fuck, man?
[02:48:34]  Shut up, you sick twisted bathhouse patronizer.
[02:48:37]  Shut up.
[02:48:39]  864, radio graffiti.
[02:48:42]  Your grandmother's got fat boy and a handbone.
[02:48:48]  You're talking to me like that with a lispy-ass little voice like that, for Christ's sake.
[02:48:52]  I mean, who are you threatening with that lispy-ass voice for Christ's sake, you speech impediment bastard?
[02:48:57]  I'm not a bad hero.
[02:48:59]  Oh, what?
[02:48:59]  You don't want to talk?
[02:49:00]  Huh?
[02:49:01]  Yank your speech impediment ass out of the closet.
[02:49:03]  You don't want to talk no more?
[02:49:04]  Talk, you stupid lispy prick.
[02:49:06]  Talk!
[02:49:08]  Yes, you're a hairboat, Mr. Ghost.
[02:49:13]  You're a hairboat!
[02:49:16]  You suck so bad!
[02:49:19]  And we can hear your voice, and we can sing a gang impediment, and gang, you sing.
[02:49:29]  Come on, let's hear it.
[02:49:30]  Let's hear that speech impediment a little bit more.
[02:49:32]  Come on.
[02:49:36]  Come on, we want to hear it.
[02:49:37]  Come on, we all want to hear that lispy little voice.
[02:49:43]  Come on.
[02:49:44]  Yeah, grandma is over.
[02:49:49]  She was too good.
[02:49:53]  Everybody hear that?
[02:49:54]  Did everybody hear that?
[02:49:55]  He called up with his speech impediment, right?
[02:49:58]  And when I put him on the goddamn spotlight, when I put him on the goddamn line, all of a sudden, he tried very hard.
[02:50:06]  All of a sudden, that speech impediment went away.
[02:50:09]  Oh, all of a sudden, the speech impediment went away when I put him on the spot, and I've got tens of thousands of people listening to him throughout the world.
[02:50:20]  All of a sudden, the lisp just magically went away.
[02:50:24]  That's why, whenever I hear a lispy little bastard, I know they're faking it.
[02:50:28]  I know they're faking it.
[02:50:30]  They want attention.
[02:50:31]  All right?
[02:50:31]  That's why I call them out.
[02:50:33]  All right?
[02:50:33]  These lispy little pricks.
[02:50:36]  The only people that deserve to be talking with a lisp are people with cleft palates.
[02:50:41]  You understand?
[02:50:43]  And if you don't know what a cleft palate is, well, then by God, look it up for yourself and be disgusted.
[02:50:48]  All right?
[02:50:50]  Jesus Christ.
[02:50:51]  Who else do we got going on over here for Christ's sake?
[02:50:54]  I mean, this is getting lame.
[02:50:56]  Equestrian citizen, radio graffiti.
[02:50:59]  Ghost, Nina.
[02:50:59]  I don't forgive you for hanging up on me last week because I'm black, you racist midget.
[02:51:04]  Oh, here's this brother from another mother.
[02:51:06]  Oh, nigga.
[02:51:08]  And secondly, I hung up on you because you were saying nothing but a bunch of chive turkey nonsense.
[02:51:12]  You hang up on my ass.
[02:51:13]  You hang up on my ass last week.
[02:51:15]  Why'd you do that?
[02:51:15]  Is it because I'm black?
[02:51:16]  You say you're a melting pot of friendship.
[02:51:17]  Your wife's hanging up on me, man.
[02:51:19]  I am a melting pot of friendship.
[02:51:21]  How do I have to be a friend of mine?
[02:51:21]  Why would you hang up on your friends that happen to be black?
[02:51:24]  All righty, all righty, all righty.
[02:51:26]  If you're a melt pot of friendship, why do you hate Russians?
[02:51:28]  Why do you call them coccipho, nigga?
[02:51:31]  Well, why should you care?
[02:51:33]  They're white people.
[02:51:33]  Why do you even give a crap?
[02:51:35]  Why?
[02:51:36]  Because I'm a real melting pot of friendship, man.
[02:51:38]  I actually got roostie friends up in Moscow.
[02:51:41]  Oh, yeah, you got Russian friends in your scout?
[02:51:43]  Yeah, nigga.
[02:51:44]  I got them Ivy and I goddamn damn Vladimir and shit.
[02:51:49]  Oh my God.
[02:51:49]  Where the hell are you from again?
[02:51:51]  Where am I at?
[02:51:52]  I'm a harmony.
[02:51:53]  Want me to give up?
[02:51:53]  I'm going to give up my full-ass address right now.
[02:51:57]  Oh, man.
[02:51:57]  Don't tempt me, motherfucker.
[02:51:58]  All right, don't tempt me.
[02:52:01]  You're goddamn right.
[02:52:02]  I'll go down where the hell you are and beat your goddamn John Walkie Green Mile ass.
[02:52:08]  I'll go beat your John Coffee Green Mile ass faster than you can say, uh, uh, uh.
[02:52:14]  Now, go ahead and put your goddamn address out there, boy.
[02:52:17]  All right, 27 West Street, 60th, Unit 2122, close to the liquor center residence hall.
[02:52:23]  Yo, that's why I know.
[02:52:24]  Of course, you'd be living close to the liquor stove while you're getting some of that malt liquor, am I right?
[02:52:28]  God damn shit, nigga.
[02:52:29]  My ass got dreaming shit.
[02:52:32]  Yeah, get this.
[02:52:33]  Well, first of all, if you want to hang up on your wife, why in the hell do they call you Equestrian soldier?
[02:52:37]  You're a race.
[02:52:38]  Why do they call you Equestrian soldier?
[02:52:40]  Or a citizen, whatever the hell they call you.
[02:52:42]  Why?
[02:52:42]  Because I'm representing the Bronys, nigga.
[02:52:45]  Oh, no, you've got to be kidding me.
[02:52:47]  You're trying to get gangster on my broadcast, and you're a freaking black brony.
[02:52:52]  But what are you going to do?
[02:52:53]  What are you going to do?
[02:52:53]  Black Brony, pop your ass.
[02:52:55]  What are you going to do, nigga?
[02:52:57]  You son of a bitch.
[02:52:58]  Let me tell you something.
[02:52:58]  I'm going to go down here.
[02:53:00]  Down there, whoop your goddamn ass, and shove a goddamn my little pony doll right up your black hole, you stupid dumb poop shoot.
[02:53:07]  Homo brother heaven, Tyler Perry back and looking, stupid piece of crap.
[02:53:12]  But Maniga, that's pretty gay.
[02:53:13]  I don't do it on that gay shoot.
[02:53:15]  Yeah, right.
[02:53:16]  You're a black brony, and you know it.
[02:53:18]  You're probably sitting up there laying the pipes.
[02:53:20]  Shut up!
[02:53:21]  Shut up!
[02:53:22]  Get him off, engineer!
[02:53:23]  Get this goddamn black brony off my fuck!
[02:53:26]  Get him off!
[02:53:29]  Jesus Christ.
[02:53:32]  I mean, do you see what I gotta put up with for Christ's sake?
[02:53:34]  Do you folks see what the kind of crap I gotta put up with?
[02:53:37]  For God's sake, goddammit!
[02:53:41]  We got black bronies, for Christ's sake!
[02:53:45]  Black bronies!
[02:53:49]  And he's trying to get gangster, too.
[02:53:51]  That's the most mind-boggling phone.
[02:53:53]  He's trying to get gangster about it.
[02:53:56]  Jesus Christ.
[02:54:00]  Anyway, let's take a couple more callers here, and we're gonna get out of here.
[02:54:04]  This is just getting off Keister.
[02:54:07]  We got shit.
[02:54:08]  111, radio graffiti.
[02:54:13]  Here's another deaf mute for Christ's sake.
[02:54:15]  907, radio graffiti.
[02:54:19]  When America goes belly up, we should move to Belize.
[02:54:23]  Yeah, shut up.
[02:54:24]  You know, we can tell you're living in the projects with that weak-ass phone you got.
[02:54:27]  PJC 2.0, radio graffiti.
[02:54:30]  Stop the McAmbo!
[02:54:31]  Stop making a fool of me.
[02:54:33]  I mean, I am a McAmbo!
[02:54:39]  You son of a bitch.
[02:54:40]  All right.
[02:54:41]  I've already told you, idiots, about the goddamn hambone remixes, and I'm not going to tell you again.
[02:54:49]  Cosmo Brockington, radio freaking graffiti.
[02:54:52]  Get this careful, baby.
[02:54:55]  Truth not outhouse Thursday today.
[02:54:57]  I'm again careful.
[02:54:58]  Put it on, engineer.
[02:55:00]  No matter what you, you dumb son of a bitch.
[02:55:04]  Are you kidding me?
[02:55:05]  You remix my voice with freaking Shantae?
[02:55:10]  Over there?
[02:55:10]  Shantae.
[02:55:14]  I mean, we might as well go ahead.
[02:55:15]  You know what, since you've turned this goddamn episode into Bathhouse Thursday, that's what you idiots have done to my broadcast today.
[02:55:22]  You've turned it into Bathhouse Thursday, you stupid morons.
[02:55:25]  We might as well go ahead and throw some goddamn Fruit Bowl music so you idiots can go prance around like you got a bunch of Fruit Bowl tutus on there.
[02:55:33]  Look at it.
[02:55:33]  Look, go ahead and throw some music on, engineer.
[02:55:35]  Throw some music for these fruit graffiti.
[02:55:40]  Oh, look, you're fucking bad.
[02:55:44]  Look your ass, both of them hungry.
[02:55:46]  Look at us, fruit off.
[02:55:48]  You're proof enough for Christ's sake.
[02:55:53]  My body rocks a rhythm.
[02:55:55]  You beat my drum hard.
[02:55:57]  I make it ticket, kick it.
[02:55:59]  You wanna lick it, lick it.
[02:56:00]  I love to stick it, pick it.
[02:56:02]  From London to LA.
[02:56:04]  Yeah, that's the ticket, ticket.
[02:56:06]  Columbia for Christ's sake.
[02:56:08]  I like the Gucci Bushy.
[02:56:10]  I love the dollar bill.
[02:56:12]  I love your pocket.
[02:56:13]  You asshole!
[02:56:20]  Don't get dropping.
[02:56:21]  Your hands are dumping, dumping.
[02:56:26]  I like that man.
[02:56:29]  You're fruiting off for Christ's sake.
[02:56:31]  That's what you're doing.
[02:56:32]  You're fruiting off.
[02:56:33]  I like that man.
[02:56:37]  I like that.
[02:56:38]  I like your dusty mind.
[02:56:40]  Mine's on there all the time.
[02:56:42]  Oh, let me shake it, shake it.
[02:56:43]  Oh, Barleroi to shake it.
[02:56:45]  I'm a graffiti girl.
[02:56:47]  I wanna stray a bitch.
[02:56:51]  I wanna throw the bag like that.
[02:56:53]  I'm knocking up here, huh?
[02:56:55]  You lift me up.
[02:56:56]  All right, shut it off, engineer.
[02:56:58]  Shut it off.
[02:56:59]  They're fruiting up too much, for Christ's sake.
[02:57:01]  They're smelling up the whole chat room like butt crack.
[02:57:05]  Jesus Christ.
[02:57:06]  Let's take a couple of more radio graffiti calls.
[02:57:09]  We got a couple of more minutes.
[02:57:10]  Exara Hawks, radio graffiti.
[02:57:14]  Jesus Christ.
[02:57:15]  Exar Hawks, you there?
[02:57:17]  Sorry, ghost.
[02:57:21]  Oh, he said he's sorry.
[02:57:22]  Well, I forgive you.
[02:57:23]  All right?
[02:57:24]  I forgive you.
[02:57:25]  I forgive you, Exar Hawks.
[02:57:32]  You are a good penist.

=== Host Takeover Challenge (04:01) ===

[02:57:35]  And I don't know.
[02:57:36]  I don't know what the hell I'm doing.
[02:57:37]  Anyway, let's take a couple more callers here for Christ's sake.
[02:57:40]  Christopher Bond, Radio Graffiti.
[02:57:41]  Give me an idea.
[02:57:52]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[02:57:53]  Are you kidding me?
[02:57:54]  What are you doing?
[02:57:56]  Shut your stinking hole.
[02:57:57]  Note party.
[02:57:58]  Radio graffiti.
[02:57:59]  Hello, ghost.
[02:58:01]  Jesus Christ.
[02:58:02]  What?
[02:58:03]  What now, Trans-Testicle?
[02:58:05]  God damn it!
[02:58:06]  I wanted to say that I know bronies who can throw around way more manly dominants than you can.
[02:58:12]  Oh, yeah, you know manly dominant bronies?
[02:58:14]  For Christ's sake, how's that possible, Trans-Testicle?
[02:58:17]  Well, it's simple.
[02:58:18]  They have more testosterone than you do.
[02:58:21]  You freaking amount.
[02:58:22]  Shut up.
[02:58:22]  Just shut your stinking hole.
[02:58:24]  That's shit.
[02:58:25]  I'm not letting this trans-testicle.
[02:58:27]  I've had enough.
[02:58:28]  All right?
[02:58:28]  I've had just about enough.
[02:58:30]  Let me tell you something right now.
[02:58:31]  I'm going to be here tomorrow, the usual time, 4 to 7 p.m. Central Standard Time.
[02:58:38]  You better mark it down on your calendars, boy.
[02:58:40]  And you better be here.
[02:58:41]  BlogtalkRadio.com/slash ghost is the damn address to go to so that you can be here and tune in with us live, baby.
[02:58:51]  All right?
[02:58:51]  BlogtalkRadio.com/slash ghost.
[02:58:54]  Let's go ahead and put that on the screen right there so everybody knows where it is.
[02:58:58]  Moreover, follow me on Twitter, baby.
[02:59:00]  Ghost Politics is the name to follow.
[02:59:03]  All one word, no underscores.
[02:59:06]  And last but not least, folks, once again, I'm going to be following anybody who purchases anything, anything from the True Capitalist shop.
[02:59:15]  And of course, the True Capitalist shop is at Ghost Politics.
[02:59:18]  All one word, no underscores, from now until January 8th, 2008.
[02:59:24]  And folks, January 8th is the anniversary of the show.
[02:59:28]  So if you buy anything from now until January 8th, I'm going to follow you on Twitter.
[02:59:34]  All you got to do is YouTube yourself using the item in question.
[02:59:39]  Anyway, folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
[02:59:41]  Be here tomorrow for Baller Friday.
[02:59:44]  Make sure to spread it around like wildfire and be here or be square for Christ's sake.
[02:59:50]  You know what I'm saying?
[02:59:53]  Anyway, long live capitalism, baby, and death to ignorance.
[02:59:58]  Thanks for everybody for tuning in with me.
[03:00:00]  Better late than never.
[03:00:01]  Tomorrow, same place, same time, 4 to 7 p.m. Central Standard Time.
[03:00:06]  Get me out of here, engineer.
[03:00:10]  You've been listening to True Capitalist Radio.
[03:00:12]  The thoughts, views, ideas, comments, and opinions of the host of this show are absolutely his.
[03:00:18]  Catch more live episodes Monday through Friday from 3:30 to 6:30 Central.
[03:00:22]  Or check out archive shows at BlogtalkRadio.com.
[03:00:26]  True Capitalist Radio.
[03:00:28]  That's it.
[03:00:44]  Hey, wipoo-boo.
[03:00:47]  We're going with boo-boo.
[03:01:00]  We're getting three gang 347.
[03:01:14]  Lack of integrity.
[03:01:31]  Now is your time to overthrow ghosts and become the host of the show.

=== Galaxy Knock Over Plan (03:38) ===

[03:01:36]  And you will ruin the galaxy by knock over his can of cans, and you will become the host.
[03:02:05]  Yeah, five seven one and two and a half.
[03:02:23]  I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
[03:02:47]  You just go six, you can six to six and go.
[03:03:05]  Six one nine.
[03:03:18]  Yeah, they do.
[03:03:27]  Fuck you, kidding, shit.
[03:03:33]  We're the girl and look at four one two with it.
[03:03:38]  Engineer, you're doing a good job.
[03:03:40]  Keep doing what you're doing, buddy.
[03:03:42]  My boss nigga.
[03:03:43]  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[03:03:49]  You're doing eight one three, eight one two.
[03:03:59]  Yeah, you can see five one four, you can see five one four man.
[03:04:17]  I am going to draw you princess here.
[03:04:23]  Yeah, we're going to get you.
[03:04:40]  219219.

=== Final Show Warning (01:49) ===

[03:05:15]  I'm there, I'm there, I'm there, I'm there, what's up?
[03:05:17]  Hey, I want to show you something.
[03:05:19]  Ready?
[03:05:19]  Ready?
[03:05:22]  And now you're going to die.
[03:05:39]  Now you're going to die.
[03:05:51]  Hey, what the hell do you think you're doing for Christ's sake, goddammit?
[03:05:55]  The day again!
[03:05:57]  And again, get the hell off here.
[03:06:02]  What the hell do you think you're goddamn doing for Christ's sake?
[03:06:09]  You've been listening to True Capitalist Radio.
[03:06:11]  The thoughts, views, ideas, comments, and opinions of the host of this show are absolutely his.
[03:06:17]  Catch more live episodes Monday through Friday from 3:30 to 6:30 Central.
[03:06:21]  Or check out archive shows at Blog TalkRadio.com.
[03:06:25]  True Capitalist Radio.
[03:06:27]  That's it.
[03:06:29]  Damn it, turn off this goddamn press and the solar what you got there!
[03:06:34]  Fucking that isn't just the sound of the all-new 2016 Mercedes-Benz GLC being put through its pacings.
[03:06:42]  It's the sound of innovation.
[03:06:44]  The innovation behind one of the most advanced SUVs on the road today.
[03:06:48]  With multiple driving modes, a suite of intelligent drive systems, and a technology-filled cabin that sets new standards in modern luxury.
[03:06:56]  This is what innovation sounds like.
[03:06:58]  Now, discover what it feels like in a 2016 Mercedes-Benz GLC.
[03:07:03]  Some equipment described as