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I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
The badass of business.
Give him capitalism or give him death.
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Period.
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Your host, the prognosticator of prognosticators, the man they call.
And thank you for tuning in with me to another edition of True Capitalist Radio.
And of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
And once again, folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
I know that I took yesterday off, folks, but you do have to forgive me.
I have business to take care of.
I got brick-mortar businesses that can't keep items on the shelves, baby.
You understand?
This one brick-mortar business that I have specifically, my newest one, is specifically geared towards the high-end retailer or the high-end consumer, I should say.
And I put all kinds of high-end products, and I don't want to get into a detailed description of what it is, but man, these things are just flying off the shelves, baby.
You understand?
And I cannot find suppliers, especially at this time, Christmas time, to supply me enough product out here.
I mean, I got to literally drive all over Texas to go out here and physically pick up myself, goddamn product, and drop it off at the location, for heaven's sake.
So business is good over here.
But let me tell you something.
The markets, I mean, Jesus Christ.
I mean, what the hell's going on here?
But, you know, before we get into that, let's just go ahead and remind everybody that this is episode number 182.
182 episodes of the True Capitalist Radio have, or the True Capitalist Radio show, have gone by, for all those keeping track.
And before we get into anything else, I'd like for everybody to please retweet the broadcast, all right?
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Now, let's just go ahead and get right into the ugly things, folks.
I mean, good God, on these markets.
And, you know, let me tell you something.
There are so many variables and so many factors coming into play as it relates to this particular sell-off in not just the equities market, but in the damn commodities market.
All right?
But the bottom line is that the contributing factor is that we've got a pussywhip investment community.
All right?
I mean, there's no way around it.
There's no way of saying it for Christ's sake.
And to be honest with you, the majority of that investment community are the bigwigs, are hedge funds, our mutual fund managers, you know, these big people that have these billions, you know, they're managing billions in funds.
These are the individuals that are basically manipulating the markets at this point in time because the average everyday American folk out here aren't really thinking about going out and saving so many some odd dollars for some reason and putting it into the stock market or putting it into some commodity or investing in a business or whatever, whatever.
But at this point in time, what you're seeing right here in the markets are a lot of these hedge funds, a lot of these mutual funds, all these people that hold these billion-dollar portfolios out here of other people's money.
These people are actually selling off positions and are placing it in cash for tax purposes.
They're taking profits, so on and so forth.
Now, when you have the retraction based upon the hedge funds that are selling off and the mutual funds that are selling off, you also have the small investors a little bit apprehensive.
I mean, when they see the market go down like this, they're not, I mean, let me tell you something.
The investor in this highly volatile market, and we've been talking about it ever since we began this broadcast at True Capitalist Radio show.
I mean, it has just completely made the average investor really, really skittish.
I mean, they cannot take these swings out here because they're not used to seeing this.
And the reason that we're seeing this, folks, is because our goddamn governments, and what I mean by governments, plural, the United States, the Eurozone, the European Union, I mean, these supposed large economies, the biggest economies in the world, can't get their acts together and be fiscally responsible.
And because of that, they are completely throwing the whole investment community for a loop.
Now, let me explain why the investment community is going out for a loop.
Now, what I was alluding to earlier was that the hedge fund managers, the mutual fund managers, so on and so forth, these people are selling off.
They're taking profits or they're selling off for tax purposes, whatever the case might be.
That in turn causes a somewhat mini-domino effect of having the small investor sell off their positions, given the fact that this is Christmas time at this point in time.
You know what I'm saying?
I mean, it kind of reminds me of that one little scene in a nice little movie that I like to call, or I like to call its name, True Trading Places.
Eddie Murphy is sitting there, and he's got the two old geezers that are manipulating his life in this nice, fancy Federal Reserve-esque office.
And Eddie Murphy's sitting there and, you know, telling these two old farts not to basically buy into a position because Eddie Murphy's character believes that the damn thing is going to continue to go down.
And the way he describes it in that, you know, with all due respect, I mean, it's pretty jive turkey-ish the way he explains his outlook on that particular market.
I believe it was pork bellies, I believe.
I'm not sure.
I forgot the commodity.
They were trading commodities in that movie.
All right?
But at that particular time in that movie, it was Christmas time.
You know?
And that's what he was describing to the old farts, which were named the Dukes at that time.
He was saying, you see, right now, baby, everybody's worried.
You know, they're seeing the market go down, and they're like, man, I've got to have my money for Christmas, baby.
I got to go buy my wife the big jewels.
I got to go buy my kid the G.I. Joe with a Kung Fu Grip, baby.
And that's exactly what's happening here, folks.
I mean, I hate to, you know, simplify it in such urban-esque form and to recant a cinematic feature as it relates to the skittish environment that we're witnessing here in this investment community.
But the bottom line is, folks, is that's exactly what we're seeing out here.
All right?
And we're seeing it across the board because what are these people doing?
We're not seeing any gains in equities.
I mean, as a matter of fact, we're seeing massive sell-offs in equities.
We're seeing massive sell-offs in commodities.
Where are people going?
Where are the investors going?
They're cashing out.
Which, and let me tell you, I've been saying this for a long time, is a stupid move at this point in time.
Massive Equity Sell-Offs00:15:36
It's a stupid move because look at our governments.
I'm talking about the Eurozone.
I'm talking about the United States.
These idiots can't get their acts together.
And because they can't get their acts to fiscal order, our dollar, no matter where you live in the world, our dollar is plummeting in value.
And the remedy, the Keynesian economic theoretical remedy to this, is to continue to print more money.
And for these people that are currently right now believing that the safest haven is to cash out, you got another thing coming after the first of the year, I guarantee you.
All right?
I guarantee it.
Let me explain something to you here, folks.
All right?
Our government can't even, first of all, they're bickering over some stupid payroll tax.
We're going to talk about that later.
They're pissing and moaning about, oh, we've got to extend this payroll tax that allows American families to have $1,500 extra a year.
Oh, yeah, gee, thanks.
$1,500 extra a year.
The hell is that going to pay for?
Huh?
What, the energy that's gone up?
What, the gasoline that's gone up?
What the hell is that going to pay for?
The commodities?
I mean, just give you a break.
This is cosmetic tax cuts.
You know it and I know it.
And these stupid, power-hungry autocrats in Washington are bitching and moaning about it at this point in time.
Meanwhile, our government is about to shut down, believe it or not.
Yeah, we're talking about this again.
We're talking about another government shutdown because, oh, we, I mean, I'm sorry, folks, I'm getting a little upset here.
But you take all this uncertainty into effect.
It's just unbelievable.
Our politicians are bickering over a cosmetic tax cut.
Meanwhile, the government funding ends at the end of this week, folks, all right?
It ends at the end of this week.
So if these assholes in Washington don't take their heads out of their ass and don't start talking about this particular issue that's very, I don't know, important, I'm talking about the continuity of government, then we're in some big goddamn trouble.
I mean, have you looked at the goddamn mainstream media?
Have you looked at the news for Christ's sake?
These idiots are pissing and moaning over cosmetic tax cuts for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ.
Oh, my God.
Anyway, let me get to the damn markets for Christ's sake.
It was just a horrible day.
It's been a horrible week for Christ's sake.
And like I said, the reason is because the majority of the people that hold interest in these markets are the big wigs, man.
Hedge fund managers, mutual fund managers, these big, huge portfolio fund jerknicks that are causing all the manipulation of volatility in this damn market.
Moreover, we have this collusion of watering down certain commodities, i.e., the metals, with the Chicago Mercantile Exchange and the government.
Now, I hate to keep beating a dead horse about the Chicago Mercantile Exchange and them increasing margin requirements specifically for metals trading five times this year, all right?
But I'm going to keep beating that horse, keep beating that goddamn horse for Christ's sake, because let's just take a step back for a second, all right?
We just heard the president or some, I think it was the president or the chairman, one of these assholes from the CME group testify in front of Congress that John Corzine, which is the guy that was the past senator and governor of New Jersey, which ended up becoming the lead guy at MF Global, which is now defunct.
All right?
He's now all of a sudden refuting all the testimony of old John Corzine.
And for you folks that are unfamiliar with this, well, you know, I'm telling you, you've got to know too many things out here in this world to understand the complexities of how many people are trying to be unscrupulous out here.
All right?
But I find it rather convenient that the president or whatever, the chairman of the damn CME group testifies and basically contradicts the testimony of John Corzine, throwing him under the bus for Christ's sake.
And why are they doing that?
The same reason why the CME group has watered down the price of gold and silver by raising margin requirements five, six times in a year, which is unprecedented.
And why, once again, would the CME group want to water down gold and silver prices?
Because folks, gold and silver is a gauge of the value of the dollar.
A lower price of gold and silver makes investors believe that the dollar is actually worth more than it's worth.
You understand that?
I mean, that's the sole purpose of completely watering down these commodities.
Why do you think that all these investors today are cashing out?
I mean, you could see it with no increases in equities or commodities.
They're cashing out.
They're holding cash for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, let's get through the markets for Christ.
This is a disgusting, despicable, pussywhip market, for Christ's sake.
And let me tell you something right now.
It's being manipulated by these goddamn hedge fund managers, mutual fund managers.
But, you know, with all due respect, I mean, I'm not fretting.
I just think that I think the investor is tired of these types of swings for Christ's sake.
And I don't speak for myself because I'm well positioned.
I'm well diversified.
But I think about independent investors that are putting so many some odd dollars aside in certain plays and they see these swings in stocks that they're not used to.
Remember, these are, you know, a lot of the people that are independent investors are very novice and they're not used to the swings and the volatility that we're currently seeing in this market.
But once again, I think that long-term investment reigns supreme.
And I believe that after the first of the year, once, you know, all this sell-off for certain hedge fund manager portfolio managers, you know, there's a bunch of tax purposes.
There's a bunch of margin call purposes.
There's a bunch of reasoning why these big portfolio managers are selling off right now.
There's a bunch of reasons.
And then you think about the average investor, which is looking at certain holdings take dives.
They are all of a sudden acting impulsively.
So this is what we're seeing right here all across the board.
They're all cashing out, which I have no idea why our government may shut down at the end of the week.
But let's get to the markets because they've taken a freaking beating.
All right.
Dow Jones Industrials is down 131.46 points, a percentage decrease of 1.10% on the day, closing out the Dow Jones Industrials at 11,823.50 points.
I mean, Jesus Christ.
Got that pussy whip investment community out here for Christ's sake.
We got the SP 500 also down 13.91 points, a percentage decrease of 1.13%, closing out the S ⁇ P at 1,211.82 points for the S ⁇ P 500.
I mean, good God damn it.
I mean, see the good for goddamn governments.
The goddamn government's still in this crowd!
Goddamn crap.
This is what's causing this, folks, our goddamn government, for Christ's sake.
All right?
It makes me sick.
Anyway, the NASDAQ, let's get to the NASDAQ for Christ's sake.
It's down 39.96 points.
And like I've always said, if you are going to see decreases in the other indexes in the equities markets, you're definitely going to see it even a little worse in the NASDAQ.
And we do.
It's down 39.96 points.
A percentage decrease of 1.55%.
1.5% on the decrease, for Christ's sake.
Closing out the NASDAQ at 2,539.31 points for the NASDAQ.
And let me tell you, you know, it's not like our brethren across the pond over there are having it any easier.
I mean, you know, unfortunately out there in the Eurozone, they're talking about splitting, you know, for Christ's sake.
This is another thing that's spooking the markets.
You know what I mean?
They're talking about splitting the Eurozone.
We've got so much goddamn nationalism, you know, basically just completely screwing up any kind of compromise happening in this Eurozone treaty or this renegotiating of the Eurozone treaty out here that that also is rippling across the economic whirlwind out here.
I mean, this is another factor.
Stupid, man.
And the reason is, is because a lot of the financial industry in this country have interest in Europe.
I mean, hell, look at dumbass MF Global.
I mean, that's how they lost all those people's money because they basically doubled down on a bunch of European dumbass bets that weren't going to pay off anyway.
And conveniently enough, according to Corzine's testimony, I simply just don't know where all those hundreds of millions of people's account dollars went.
I just, I don't know.
I have no idea.
Yeah, right.
All right, let me tell you something.
The CME group, which is bought and paid for by the government, just threw you under the bus, Corzine.
All right?
Your bureaucratic history is not going to save you from this.
I'll tell you that right now, Corzine.
It's not going to do it.
And Obama would be a fool if he was going to throw any kind of a goddamn pardon your way or, you know, if any kind of leniency was going to go towards Corzine.
Let's be honest.
Corzine, you know, helped Obama raise money.
You know?
As a matter of fact, you should Google up, or screw Google, YouTube up Joe Biden, Joe Corzine, because there's a speech in which our vice president, Joe Biden, all right, he actually says that he he trusts this man with his life.
Or I'm paraphrasing, of course, sir.
He doesn't trust a man more than John Corzine, for Christ's sake.
This is our vice president, our vice president, for Christ's sake.
And here this guy is at the whole center of this MF Global debacle.
Anyway, yeah, I know that Google owns YouTube.
I'm just saying, you know, YouTube is the video search engine.
It's where the videos are at.
I mean, now, if you search for videos on Google, for Christ's sake, Google throws its own ad in your face that you just can't, you know, just forward through for peace's sake.
Anyway, let me continue going for Christ's sake.
Where am I?
Where am I at, Engineer?
I lost track.
The Dirty Sea.
All right, that's right.
We were talking about the European markets.
They have not fared out fairly well either.
And I feel sorry for my European brethren because their governments are acting just as idiotic as ours, if not a little worse.
I mean, ours, believe it or not, are bickering with each other over whose schlonghead is bigger.
I mean, that's basically his.
We got a cockfest.
Excuse my language.
We got a penis schlinging contest happening out here in Washington because that's the only thing that's preventing these idiots from actually getting things done.
Unlike in Europe, Europe, these people have nationalism and nationalistic pride and a bunch of bravado, a bunch of historical, empirical crap that is preventing these people from actually pulling forward with this whole European Union nonsense that they incepted.
So I mean, you know, what gives?
But the FTSE, you knew it was going to take it in the teeth because of the Eurozone uncertainty, and it did.
The FTSE 100 is down 123.35 points, a percentage decrease of 2.25% on the day for our English tea-drinking brethren out there.
I feel sorry for them.
I mean, that's taken in the teeth, or whatever teeth our English brethren have out there.
Closing out the FTSE 100 at 5,366.80 points for the FTSE 100.
I mean, that is, Jesus Christ.
I mean, you know what?
Let me take out my drink.
You know, cheers, you know, down 2.25%.
I mean, cheers to my English brethren out there.
Good one.
Good stuff.
Yeah, Johnny Walker blue label.
You know it, baby.
Let's see.
What else we got going on over here?
Let's take a look at the Dax for all our German brethren.
La Slaga, Sliga, Schlaggen, Volkswagen.
The Dax took it also in the teeth since it's at the center of all this Eurozone treaty negotiation.
The DAX is down 99.12 points, a percentage decrease of 1.72%, closing out the DAX at 5,675.14 points for the DAX index.
Now, once again, you'd think that you'd see such a retraction in equities that you'd see all the investors going into commodities, right?
Wrong.
Are you kidding me?
Across-the-board sell-off in commodities for Christ's sake, which is stupid.
I mean, it makes no sense.
Our government could shut down at the end of this week, and these assholes out here in the investment community are cashing out as if, you know, the American dollar is the last valuable thing on earth.
Jesus Christ.
Dollar Value Concerns00:15:06
I mean, let's just get through this goddamn commodity.
It's just a disgusting day.
It's what it is.
It's a disgusting, despicable day in the markets.
But hey, that's what happens when you're an investor, folks.
You know, when you've got an interest in the market, when you see days in the markets like this, man, you got to, I hate to quote another movie, but Wall Street 2, which is a great movie, except for the end.
I don't like how, you know, I don't like the end.
Let's just put it that way.
I think the ending's just, you know, pussy whipped, if you want my personal opinion.
But Gordon Gecko, he says, don't run when it's going down.
What the hell does he say?
He said, don't whine when it hurts.
Don't cry when you lose, or something of that nature.
And you have to take that type of mindset as it relates to conducting business.
This is not just relating to just the markets.
This is also owning business.
I mean, you have to think.
Factors are also going to help either boost your business in question if you're an independent contractor, if you're somebody that has a brick-mortar, so on and so forth.
I mean, just take a look at the businesses that were unfortunately around these Occupy Wall Street protests.
I mean, do you think these businesses were able to predict that factor from preventing them from actually making capital?
Absolutely not.
You know, take a look at the businesses that are in areas where atmospheric anomalies prevented folks from actually going out and patronizing restaurants and patronizing stores, so on and so forth.
You know what I'm saying?
I mean, this is what I'm saying.
This is what factors come involved when it comes to business because business is risk.
If it was easy and everybody could do it, it'd be communism.
You dig?
Huh?
I mean, if everybody could do it, if all you had to do, I got to do is this, and if everybody could just go and just get rich, it'd be communism.
And nobody'd be rich.
All right?
So anyway, let me get through the goddamn commodities so we can get to your calls and move through the show.
We've got a lot of things to talk about, by the way.
Anyway, energy commodities, Brent crude sliding majorly.
It is down $4.72, a percentage decrease of 4.31% on the day, closing out Brent crude at $104.78.
Gasoline futures are also down $36.75, a percentage decrease of 3.94% on the day.
Don't be expecting that to hit the gas pump anytime soon.
We got natural gas down majorly also, down 13 cents, a percentage decrease of 4.09% on the day.
We skipped over heating oil.
Feeding oil is down $10.22, a percentage decrease of 3.49% on the day.
And let's get to WTI sweet crude, shall we?
This is the price that we need to continue to come down.
This is one of those commodities.
When I see it go down, I think it's a good thing for brick-mortar businesses.
I think it's a good thing for retail stores.
I think it's a good thing for the economy.
And we're seeing it slide here majorly, down $5.25, a percentage decrease of 5.24% on the day.
I mean, good God.
Closing out WTI at $94.89 per barrel of WTI sweet crude.
Let's get to agriculture, shall we?
Because everything sold off.
I'm telling you, everything sold off.
Canola, down $4.10.
Cocoa, down, $63.
A percentage decrease of 2.81%.
Coffee, for all you idiots there making excuses for being assholes in the morning by saying, Hey, dude, just don't talk to me.
Let's have my coffee, dude.
Just don't talk to me, please, dude.
Well, hopefully, it's going to cost you less because coffee is down majorly, $4.95, a percentage decrease of 2.22% on the day.
Corn is also down, which is good news, but we need it to go down even more.
Corn is down $13.75, a percentage decrease of 2.31% on the day.
We got wheat also down $20.50, a percentage decrease of 3.2, excuse me, 3.12% on the day.
Are you noticing a trend here?
Big percentage decreases.
You want to know why?
Hedge funds, mutual funds, and all these other goddamn big, huge billion-dollar portfolio managers are selling off for a variety of different reasons.
They're cashing out, and it makes me sick.
And it caused a ripple effect, all right?
Because the independent investor is looking at these volatile decreases, and they in turn are selling off.
Jesus Christ.
Where the hell am I at, Engineer?
I lost my goddamn place.
Oh, yeah, that's right.
Sugar is down 64 cents, a percentage decrease of 2.73% on the day for sugar.
Soybean is also down $19, a percentage decrease of 1.68% on the day.
Lumber, lumber also down, $4.90, a percentage decrease of 2.13% on the day.
Oat futures are down $7.25, a percentage decrease of 2.34% on the day.
I mean, this is horrible.
I mean, do you hear this?
This is disgusting.
We got soybean oil futures also down 83 cents, a percentage decrease of 1.67%.
And I mean, look at wool.
I mean, I guess that's some good news.
Unchanged today, old wool.
All right?
Looks like the bull-nose bulldykes didn't give away their nicely fresh cut pieces of wool because now wool is unchanged.
So, you know, beak-faced, Ellen DeGeneres, Queen Latifah, you know, flapjack tit, Rosie O'Donnell.
They can go out and, you know, look for more pieces or whatever the case might be.
Anyway, let's get to the metals, shall we?
And usually I'd be all metals!
Let's get to the goddamn metals.
But let me tell you something right now.
It also took it in the teeth because of the reasons that I discussed earlier in this broadcast.
I mean, I've already taken half this hour discussing what the hell's going on here.
But this is it.
This is business, baby.
Like I said, even if this was a brick-mortar business, I mean, there are factors that come into play where you're going to see these types of volatile swings even in your own business.
I mean, even if you have a job.
So it's pretty disgusting, really, to say the least.
Anyway, copper is down today, $16.20, a percentage decrease of 4.71% on the day.
I mean, Jesus Christ.
Gold is also down $86, a percentage decrease of 5.21% on the day, closing out gold at 50, Jesus Christ, $1,576.50 per Troy ounce of gold, for heaven's sake.
I mean, Jesus Christ.
And silver.
You know?
I mean, Jesus Christ on silver.
But let me tell you, I'm not worried about silver.
All right.
Nor am I worried about gold at this point in time.
All right.
And let me tell you why.
There is no way that these governments are going to say, all right, we're going to implement these harsh austerity measures.
We're going to implement high taxation so that we can get our books in order and be able to be fiscally responsible.
Now, you have to understand, the only thing that's going to remedy this country as far as the value of its dollar is concerned, if three things happen.
First off, we need to cut all these unfunded liabilities that we've got going on and also pork barrel spending, not to mention, out here in this government system.
Secondly, we need to somehow raise revenues of sorts.
And it doesn't mean going into people's personal incomes, jerk decks or corporate incomes.
And third, we need for the Federal Reserve, and it's going to happen soon enough, folks, I'm telling you right now, if you have the ability to finance anything with a secured loan at these rates, I strongly advise you doing so because the Federal Reserve at some point is going to have to raise interest rates.
As a matter of fact, I think it needs to raise interest rates now.
The only thing preventing it from doing so is really it'll probably cause even worse of a problem.
This is basically what caused the Great Depression was the raising of interest rates after the crash of 1929.
So Bernanke's thinking, and of course, this is thinking basically across the board, even in the government sector, although the government, I don't think, understands even the Keynesian economic theories that they're backing up out here.
But their belief is that we'll just go out and just provide quantitative easing in the markets in hopes of curbing any type of recession.
And once recession's curbed, we'll go ahead and call back those outstanding currency notes by increasing the interest rates as it relates to lending money.
And this is going to happen.
This needs to happen, in my personal opinion.
I think that what happened in the 70s, late 70s, when Paul Volcker was the Federal Reserve chairman at the time, he also raised, he raised the interest rates at which lending was to occur.
And I know that at the time, people were saying that there's a lot of stagflation and it wasn't really much going to the late 70s.
But in my personal opinion, it was those high interest rates and calling all those outstanding currency notes back, which is what really brought in the 80s.
You know?
I mean, I'm serious, like the 80s, for Christ's sake.
I mean, I'm serious.
Y'all remember the 80s?
I mean, if you want to get a good glimpse of the 80s, well, you know, getting entertained on a psychotic perspective, American Psycho, all right, I'm telling you, that's the way the 80s were.
I'm not joking.
All right?
I'm not joking.
That's the way it was.
People were making money.
I mean, in the movie American Psycho, which Christian Bale plays the psycho, great role, by the way, Christian Bale.
Believe it or not, I mean, people were literally working in Wall Street doing nothing.
You know?
I'm serious.
I mean, there are scenes in that movie where the guy's sitting in his office singing to himself, Lady and Rand, Lady in Rand.
And literally, he is sitting there singing to himself, doing nothing.
His secretary knocks on the door.
I mean, seriously, they did nothing.
There was so much money going on.
It's exchanging hands at that particular time.
And it was because of good fiscal policy.
Not to mention, Reagan, you know, had some decent tax initiatives that enabled the growth of that particular time period.
But we're not going to get into a damn debate about that.
I'm just saying that what's going on here is not healthy for a valued dollar.
On the contrary, it's diminishing the value of the dollar.
And the only reason that we have low prices in these gold and silver prices is because of the goddamn cabal that seems to be in play out here after the bailouts by the government.
Because let me tell you something right now.
What I mean by cabal, I'm talking about the government in control of Wall Street.
That's what I'm talking about.
I've talked about this for years, for Christ's sake.
I mean, there's no goddamn coincidence that the CME group, the Chicago Mercantile Exchange, which trades gold and silver futures, raised margin requirements five or six times this year.
And why?
So that they can have a low gold and silver price like we're seeing right now.
This low gold and silver price manipulates investors which utilize this gauge worldwide to judge the value of the dollar.
I mean, do you understand that when you basically get when these prices, and we're talking about the gold price today at $1,576.50, that's based against the U.S. dollar?
And I mean, we got a government that's pending government shutdown at the end of the week.
We got power-hungry autocrats in Washington bitching and moaning about cosmetic tax cuts.
You know, we got these idiots not actually cutting from all these unfunded liabilities and pork barrel spending that we have in the government sector.
I mean, there's a whole goddamn bunch of reasons why.
And let me tell you something right now.
I'm on board with what's going on here with gold and silver.
I know there's been a lot of pump and dumpers the past couple of years, but this government doesn't look like it is going to stop itself from spending itself into oblivion.
It's just not going to stop.
And these people that we're electing, they don't care.
It's not their money.
They're going to be safe in the end anyway.
I mean, if everything goes into economic chaos, all they've got to do is implement totalitarianism.
That's it.
So this is why people like the general American public have to be a little bit more intellectually curious and understand the complexities of the things that are going on.
Because if you're just going to be completely oblivious and not participate in what's going on out here, then you are going to be in the same line as everybody else waiting for a freaking bowl of soup.
Anyway, let me continue on.
Livestock Market Updates00:03:29
We got silver completely down for Christ's sake.
It's just disgusting for silver.
But believe it or not, I'm going out and I'm buying more.
I'm doubling down on silver because when the collapse of the dollar finally happens, and I believe it is.
I mean, I never thought that I would ever say that, but it looks like it is.
You know, I mean, this government doesn't care.
This government does not care.
And when the collapse of the dollar happens, you better be holding some commodities.
That's all I'm saying.
And you can ask some of the best investor billionaires that are talking about that right now on the business channels.
Anyway, silver is down $2.35, a percentage decrease of 7.53%.
Jesus Christ.
Stay out of private enterprise!
Stay out of goddamn government enterprise, government!
Big Brother totalitarian government, stay out of private enterprise!
Stay out!
Stay the hell out of it, big brother government!
God damn it!
Jesus Christ.
Give me the mic.
Stupid, dumbass freaking ridiculousness is what's going on here.
Ridiculousness!
Ignorance, for Christ's sake.
Jesus.
Anyway, silver's closing out at $28.90 per Troy ounce of silver.
Let me tell you something.
I'm going out and I'm buying more.
I'm buying more bars.
I'm collecting more silver coinage.
All right, I'm serious.
I'm going out there and doubling down for Christ's sake.
Long-term investment.
Long-term investor reigns supreme, for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, let's get to the livestock.
Oh, wait a minute.
There is some green.
There is some green in livestock.
Live cattle is up 12 cents.
A percentage increase of 0.11%.
Can you believe that?
The only green in a sea of red in today's massive sell-off, live cattle futures, for Christ's sake.
That's great.
Anyway, cattle feeder futures are down 15 cents.
And Lean Hog saw a very, very modest sell-off.
But once again, I'm still bullish on Lean Hog futures, man.
I mean, all I got to say is go to your nearest goddamn honey-baked ham location here in the next couple of days, I should start saying in the next couple of days, and you're going to see white cracker-ass cracker pale faces in line wrapped around the building twice waiting for a freaking ham bone.
All right?
But Lean Hog is down today, 7 cents, a percentage decrease of 0.09% on the day.
Government Funding Crisis00:12:36
And that, my friends, is the markets for your ass.
All right, I know it was tough, man.
Tough goddamn day on the market.
But once again, we've got a helter-skelter investment community.
For some ungodly reason, the investors are running towards the dollar.
Once again, I did quote the Eddie Murphy character from Trading Places.
I mean, verbatim, what he said in there is probably applying right here.
You know, when he's out there in front of Duke and Duke, you know, when Duke and Duke want to make that buy order, and Valentine prevents them.
So I think that's exactly what's happening right here.
But another factor that's spooking out the investor is this goddamn Congress.
We're going to go ahead and get to that right now.
I want to talk about Congress because right now these ass clowns are debating this ridiculous cosmetic tax cut.
All right.
I'm not joking.
I mean, believe it or not, Obama is patting himself on the back about this ridiculous tax cut that he gave the American people during Stimulus Package 2, which allowed the American people $1,000 of their own money that year that they worked.
Oh, gee, thanks, Obama.
Let me think.
How much money did you give to all the folks that donated to your campaign contribution account and everybody else's liberal campaign contribution account?
What was that?
$1 trillion in stimulus package 2.
Oh, thanks for giving the American people the beans.
Jesus Christ.
I mean, you know, I mean, that's just horrible.
I mean, that is just horrible, disgusting.
And yet, you have the general American public out here giving this, not just the president, but the administration, the Congress, the liberal regime, positive poll numbers, for Christ's sake.
I mean, they're looking highly upon these damn bureaucrats, and they're incompetent bureaucrats at that.
Good Lord.
Anyway, the Congress is wasting time on this goddamn stupid cosmetic tax cut.
And I don't know, I guess Obama thinks that he's doing the country a favor.
He said, look, this tax cut that I initiated, which put $1,000 in U.S. families' pockets per year, I want to renew it.
And we want to add another $500, maybe $1,500 for every U.S. family per year added to their paycheck.
Gee, thanks a lot.
Thanks a lot, Obama.
$1,500 this year.
And gee, thanks.
I appreciate it.
Yeah, don't you appreciate the government giving you back your money, huh?
Giving you back your money.
Yeah, thanks a lot.
I appreciate it.
Yeah, thanks a lot.
Thanks for nothing.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, I want to hear from you.
What do you think about Congress over here wasting time on this cosmetic tax cut?
Meanwhile, our government is not going to be funded at the end of this week.
They have not come to an agreement to continue funding the United States government.
Remember, we've been kicking this can down the road.
We've been talking about this all year on this broadcast.
I mean, do you understand that?
I mean, we are not going to be funded.
We are threatened with a damn government shutdown by the end of the week if these assholes in Washington don't take their heads out of their ass and stop talking about top cosmetic tax cuts and start talking about how this government's going to continue funding itself so it can continue its sustainability.
For God's sake, I want to hear what you have to say about it.
Huh?
I mean, these are the people that we elected.
These are supposed to be statesmen that represent us.
You know what I mean?
They're supposed to be our representatives, right?
They're supposed to be conducting public service out here.
Bill, do you have to say about it?
These disgusting, despicable bureaucrats.
646-652-4869.
We're talking about how Congress is wasting time over this ridiculous cosmetic tax cut, which is going to give an extra $1,500 next year to supposed U.S. families and American workers out here.
Yeah, great.
Thanks.
This is what's holding up this whole government funding issue for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ, I want to hear from you for Christ's sake.
What do you think about this crap?
What do you think about it?
It's sick.
It's stupid.
I mean, the American people don't even give two rats' asses for Christ's sake.
I mean, these people are being completely incompetent.
These people aren't statesmen.
These people aren't representatives for Christ's sake.
I want to hear from you.
646-652-4869 is the number to call.
We're going to take some calls right now.
We're going to go ahead and start from the bottom because we always get people from the top and they literally suck the chrome up off a 57 Chevy bumper.
So let's get some calls.
940, what's up?
Yo, I am your fool.
The man they call gold.
This is false socialist radio.
I am a fondue of hate.
Yeah.
Was that your attempt at an impression of me there?
No, man.
I'm doing my own radio station now.
Oh, you're doing your own radio station?
Hey, 940, stay right there for a second because I think it's about time for everybody's favorite game.
It's Guess the Minority!
That's right, folks.
I hear a little bit of an ethnic quang there, and I definitely hear it.
I don't know about you, but I definitely hear it.
So it's time to play everybody's favorite game.
It's guess the minority, folks.
Thank you very much for tuning in.
Let's go ahead and get back to the call and see if we can yank out the damn minority status of this individual.
All right.
940, you there?
Yeah, Mayor.
Yeah, are you, brother?
Yeah, Mair.
Yeah, I knew it.
Woo!
Man, hey, you know, engineer, put on some music for that.
Put on some music for me guessing just straight up like that.
I mean, I just got that.
I freaking love this game, man.
I freaking love this game.
Hey, put on some music for Christ's sake.
What do you got going on?
Oh, yeah.
Hey, I'm in perfect occasion.
Perfect agent.
It's Junkyard America, baby.
That's right, Junkyard America.
Welcome to the new liberal regime, Junkyard America.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm doing the job, turkey shuffle, bro.
Yeah.
Let's do it.
Do the job, Turkey Shuffle. Do the job, Turkey Shuffle. Do the job, Turkey Shuffle.
Uh, yeah, mountain bear.
That's what I'm talking about, baby.
And those packaged checks.
Food cards.
That's right.
The housing voucher program.
Free cell phones.
Yeah.
Anyway, I had a pretty good celebration there.
Hey, what happened to the brother, man?
What happened to the brother, engineer?
Hung up.
He hung up.
Oh, oh, come on.
It was a joke.
Come on.
Come on, brother.
It's a joke for Christ's sake.
You know, come on.
Anyway, sorry about that, folks.
We're supposed to be talking about some serious business here.
Unfortunately, we had, I don't know, some kind of urban episode on the microphone here, and we've got to continue on to talk about our serious business.
And that serious business is this Congress pussy-footing around with this cosmetic tax cut when they should be talking about how they're going to fund this government because our government is going to basically not fund itself at the end of this week, which means it could shut down.
Which will have a horrible implication on the economy.
I mean, right before Christmas, too.
Yeah, thanks a lot there, politicians.
I appreciate it.
Anyway, I want to hear what you have to say about it.
646-652-4869.
We got 956 on the horn.
What's up?
Hey, I'm just wondering, why isn't the engineer on?
What do you mean, why isn't the engineer on?
He's engineering.
That's what he's goddamn doing.
What are you talking about?
But isn't he the Talib?
No, he's not the Tallinn.
No, he's not the Taliban.
Hold on, hold on, hold on right there there, 956.
Hold on just a second.
I think that it's a double dose.
I mean, I don't know about you, but I think it's a double dose of everybody save for gaming.
Guess the minority.
That's right.
Another one.
Twice in a row, baby.
Twice in a row.
Go ahead and put your guesses on the screen.
I'd love to hear an ethnic twang there.
It's everybody's favorite name.
It's guest the minority.
Anyway, let's get back to the call, shall we?
956, are you a Mexican?
No, you're lying your ass off.
I mean, what is it with that?
I mean, look, we just heard the Mexican twang, all right?
White cracker-ass crackers are not going to articulate what you articulated, all right?
I mean, why is every time I ask a Mexican when it comes to playing this game, they don't want to come out with the fact that you're a Mexican?
What's up with that crap?
Can you explain that, 957?
Why don't you want to admit that you're brown and proud and dowed with La Rossa?
Oh, no, I'm actually not Mexican.
I mean, I'm white, dick.
You're lying your ass off for Christ's sake.
I heard the ethnic twang.
We all heard it.
All right?
The only way that you would actually have that ethnic twang is if you're being raised around parents where English is not their first language.
All right?
Or either that, or they're one of those old Mexican folk that just don't want to break the broken English accent because they just want to be, I'll use one of the Mexican terms, tedico.
They want to be tedico about it.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm serious.
I mean, there's nobody that's more stubborn than Mexican old folk.
You know what I mean?
And these are Mexican old folks that are in high positions of power.
You know, they're giving you loans at banks.
You know, they're superintendents in schools, so on and so forth.
And, you know, when you talk to these people, it's like, you know, you're ordering at the bar at Cancun or some crap.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, get this idea.
Get him off for Christ's sake.
He sounds like he's calling from the playground anyway.
Look, we're supposed to be talking about this Congress, for Christ's sake.
We're supposed to be talking about this Congress, and you people keep deviating the broadcast into another subject matter.
That's what we're talking about here.
Jesus Christ.
609, you're on the horn.
Bravo, Bravo, Robo.
Yeah, shut up, you Ron Paul Fruit Bowl.
We got 703.
What's up?
I got some deaf mute up in here.
What about Adolph Ghostler?
Are you there?
Adolph Ghostler, are you there?
You should be glad I even called on your deaf mute ass with that stupid name, boy.
Yeah, I can hear you typing.
What are you?
One of those deaf mutes?
Are you one of those assholes that gets into voice chat and just hogs the mic so we can hear your fat sausages of fingers clamp on the keyboard?
Huh?
Is that it?
Well, I don't usually talk to hambones, but.
Now, shove it up your ass, you stupid one.
I'm not a goddamn hambone anyway.
Look, we're getting off on a bad start here for this Wednesday.
Look, this is not a good precedent we're setting for today's broadcast.
It was a bad day on the market.
I'm sure the individuals that are listening to this broadcast for the capitalist perspective don't want to hear this right now.
Do you understand that?
They don't want to hear this type of cockamame tomfoolery.
They don't want to hear this crap.
They want to hear, you know, news.
They want to hear true capitalist commentary.
And that's what they want to hear.
Moving To Vegas00:03:48
Jesus Christ.
252, you're on the horn.
Yo, Ghost, what's up?
Yeah, how's it going, man?
Hey, I just wanted to say that I really love the show and keep it up.
I appreciate it.
269, what's up?
Hey, this is a frictious fruit bowl.
Bend over so I can pee in your butt.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
I mean, you notice a trend here, huh?
You notice a feminine vernacular trend?
703, what's up?
Virginia tech dun goof.
I never said that, you idiot.
I never said that.
I never said that, you stupid audio-splice it pricks.
Let me tell you something right now.
We're not going to pull this off today.
I'll tell you this right now.
I'll end the show now.
How do you like that?
Huh?
I'll end the show now if you idiot troll terrorists continue on trying to deviate the conversation of what's going on.
Oh, you don't think I will?
Huh?
Huh?
You don't think I will?
You don't think that I should be on 6th Street right now?
I mean, did y'all get my tweet about 6th Street?
Did y'all see that video that that one Mexican kid made about his little trip to 6th Street, that little Mexican kid from the damn Brownsville area?
Y'all see that?
That's what I walk through every single day to get home for Christ's sake.
And you know what I do?
Just hop into a bar, too?
You know, I mean, have a couple of drinks while I'm on the walk home.
Baby, it is a great life out here in Austin, Texas.
All right?
I mean, I think that the only other better life that I could imagine for myself at this point in time would probably be maybe going to Vegas.
You know, I thought about that for a minute.
You know, I thought about going to Vegas and, you know, getting one of them condominium high-rises right there on the strip.
You know what I'm saying?
And just live every day of the week eating the best food, going to Gordon Ramsey, Bobby Flay, Amir Lagasse, Wolfgang Pucks, restaurants.
You know what I'm saying?
Being able to drink 24 hours a day.
You could smoke cigars anywhere, any place for Christ's sake.
You know what I mean?
Whenever you want to throw some dice for Christ's sake and get some goddamn dice rolling, seven, seven, eleven, seven eleven, seven even bank bro, little Joe.
I'm serious, man.
I mean, that's the only thing I could think that's even better than Austin, Texas, is just being able to just do whatever you want.
You know, you could just drink outside out there in Vegas.
Are you kidding me?
Anyway, I don't know.
I'm getting off Keyster here.
I'm talking about maybe going to Vegas for Christ's sake.
Listen to my ass.
Anyway, we're supposed to be talking about the Congress here.
We're supposed to be talking about how they're wasting their time over these cosmetic tax cuts when they should be talking about funding for the government because if they don't, the government will shut down at the end of the week.
Why they're pussyfooting around with the stupid tax cut just proves that this goddamn stupid freaking political theater that we got going on here doesn't represent us.
They don't represent its constituents.
They represent themselves, for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ, I want to hear from you.
What do you got to say about it?
908.
What do you think about it?
Ghost, I just want to talk about something that takes a little more precedence over possibly what they're talking about in Congress now.
I want to talk about the Stop Piracy Online Now Act and how they can pretty much shut down pretty much anything, including your show for even using Price's Right theme song and sue your ass and send you to jail just because you've been using something that's somebody's copyrighted.
Technology And Society00:06:45
Yeah, well, you know what?
You know what I'm going to do?
I'm going to say that they're remixes of their songs, you know, like a DJ.
That's why I always talk over them.
It's a remix, baby.
All right?
It's a remix.
So you can eat my dick up till you hiccup, SOPA.
And let me tell you something right now.
If they take me down, I'll go underground.
I'll go underground if they take me down for Christ's sake.
Think I'm afraid?
I'll go underground.
I'm not joking.
Anyway, we're supposed to be talking about this goddamn Congress.
Thanks, you know, for being concerned about SOPA, but with all due respect, these people out here on the internet don't care.
Just as long as they continue to play their stupid multiplayer video games and look for their sick sadistic pornography, they don't give a crap.
Anyway, we are now in the second hour of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
And of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
And once again, folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
Before we get into anything else, I'd like for everybody to please retweet the broadcast.
All right?
Go to the social networks.
Go to the forums.
Go to the blogs.
And spread it around like wildfire.
And let everybody know that True Capitalist Radio is in effect and in the house.
All right?
We got all kinds of little buttons, of course, for all those folks that are too lazy to go out there and look for themselves the different avenues of social networking.
We got all kinds of Facebook like buttons and retweet disbuttons and all that other crap.
Wait a minute.
Twitter is over capacity.
What the hell's wrong with Twitter?
What the hell's wrong with Twitter?
I mean, you know, what the hell's going on?
I mean, the engineer posted Twitter on the screen here, and Twitter's dead.
What's going on, engineer?
God damn it.
Get it down.
Twitter's down.
I mean, why?
I mean, Jesus Christ.
You see, this is what's the problem about technology.
All right?
This is the problem about technology.
The crap doesn't work.
All right?
It doesn't work.
Jesus Christ.
I mean, we were going to pull off Twitter shout-outs here, but we're getting that stupid whale icon with the stupid birds.
I mean, just give me a freaking break, Twitter.
Come on.
I mean, you're already fruiting us up enough by referring to our messages as tweets.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, you know what?
I'll tell you what I'm going to do.
Jesus Christ.
I mean, I'd like to give some shout-outs here.
This goddamn Twitter, you know, just it's acting like it's been made in China or some crap.
I mean, what are we going to do here, engineer?
Well, Jesus Christ.
Well, let's go ahead and do some chat room shout-outs.
All right?
How about that?
We'll do some chatter.
You know what?
Screw chat room shout-outs.
We're going to save that to the end.
I promise I'll do chat room shout-outs at the end of the show.
No BS.
All right.
I'll tell you what, I'll do.
Let's get some people on the horn out here.
Let's get a party line going on.
All right.
When I call your area code or your Skype name, you can go ahead and start talking.
Let's get a party line going on over here, Engineer.
You got that?
All right.
Let's see who we got here.
We got 604-561.
Who the hell else do we got going on?
918.
We got 215.
He wouldn't want for such a bourgeois concept as foreplay.
He latched on with his mouth on that bar card control so fast it would make your head spin.
You all suck.
You know that?
You all are sucking up the place.
You know that?
All of you.
All right.
215-918.
Who else do we got?
We got 604-561.
You all suck.
You know that?
You all suck.
You're all just going to be there quiet.
Is that it?
Y'all are going to be here quiet.
Get these idiots off.
Get them off, engineer.
These guys suck.
Get them off.
Jesus Christ.
All right, we'll try some Skypers.
All right.
We got Trance Carl.
You're in the house.
We got a bro of yours.
You're in the house.
Believe Nabial.
Can I dad?
Belize Navial.
Cada Dada.
Belize Navial.
Cada Dada.
Give me a freaking breath.
Belize Navial.
Are you kidding me?
I want to wish you a mini Greenmaster.
I want to issue a mini Greece.
For Christ's sake, I'm a god!
David!
For Christ's sake!
They remix me talking freaking Mexican.
God damn it.
Jesus Christ.
I'm just going to calm down.
Calm down. The sun is warm.
The grass is green.
The sun is warm.
And the grass is green.
Daniel, what's up with that panda?
He didn't know that eucalyptus for freaking freaking Mike, for Christ's sake.
Sacrificed Lives Backdrop00:03:30
All right, we're going to move on to something else because you idiots don't care about the U.S. Congress just kind of lollygagging around with these cosmetic tax cuts when they should be talking about funding the government, which ends.
The funding for the government ends at the end of the week, which could cause this government shutdown and cause all kinds of crap that you idiots will be uncomfortable with.
But since you don't care, let's talk about something else, all right?
Let's talk about Obama.
That's right.
Let's talk a little bit about Obama because he was out at Fort Bragg today giving a speech marking the official end of the Iraq war.
All right?
And did anybody happen to see that speech by any chance?
I mean, did you see the soldiers in the background that were supposed to be the backdrop of the president?
I mean, they didn't look too happy.
You know, I mean, they they looked uh pretty besmirched, to say the least.
And uh, you know, I I can't believe the President actually thought that he could actually go out there and make some kind of positive speech with that kind of backdrop, thinking that these uh military folks are going to be all uh, you know, smiles and flowers.
I mean, with all due respect, Mr. President, I mean, uh, you just basically cut and run from Iraq without even without even forcing without even forcing this Iraqi parliament to start paying us back all the trillions.
That's right, with plural trillions of dollars that we have incurred liberating these people.
Moreover, I mean, all the lives that were sacrificed.
I mean, have we forgot?
Have we forgotten all the lives that have been sacrificed in this Iraqi situation, for Christ's sake?
And we're just going to cut and run?
I mean, who's going to pay for the damn debts incurred liberating this country, Mr. President?
What?
You?
No.
Us.
We're just going to have to eat it, huh?
I mean, everybody has paid America back.
England has paid America back as it relates to us backing them up in World War II.
Everybody has paid us back.
And what?
We're supposed to just cut and run out of Iraq and just eat the trillions of dollars?
I mean, this Iraqi parliament, this disgusting, despicable Iraqi parliament that we put into power has the audacity to wave its finger in our faces, threatening to back up Iran.
Yeah.
Threatening to back up Iran if the United States or Israel decides that it wants to exercise a military implementation upon the country.
Yeah.
The government that we threw into power in this goddamn freaking desert hole out here in the Middle East, they're threatening the country that put them into power.
But let me tell you, our president is, you know, touting as if he is, I don't know, he's touting as if, you know, he is Prince Valiant.
You know, I mean, he is basically just ruined the morale of the American troops.
And you could just see it in the backdrop of the speech that he was giving at Fort Bragg today.
The troops were just disgusted.
Just utterly disgusted.
Blame And Warnings00:09:20
And you know what?
You can't blame them for Christ's sake.
You can't blame them.
Anyway, I want to hear what you have to say about it.
646-652-4869.
Once again, Obama making a speech marking the official end of the Iraq war.
Are you going to pay for these wars?
You happy about it?
You're happy that not only are you going to pay for it, but your great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandchildren are going to have to pay for it?
Huh?
You're proud of it?
I want to hear from you.
Let's take some calls here, shall we?
We got area code 269.
What's up?
You're on the horn.
Can I call back my battery bucket guy?
All right.
We'll go shove it up your ass.
417, what's up?
Hey, does your shirts come in 5X's?
No, it doesn't come in hambone size, you fat jelly-ass bastard.
All right, put the freaking fart down.
718, what's up?
You've been trolled.
You've been trolled.
You have probably been told.
Don't reply to this guy.
He is just getting right after you.
Yes, it's true.
You respond, and that's his cue.
To start trouble on the double while he strokes his family struggle.
You've been yeah, that's what I thought.
Dad, nah, nah.
That's the story of your life, kid.
All right?
Nah.
That's the story of your life.
But you know what?
You really can't blame yourself.
You can blame the single mother that shitted you out of her uterus and decided that she was too good to stay with her, your father, and decided to move you across the country.
And now your father is just a figment of your imagination.
All right?
That's who you can blame.
Who else we got?
817, what's up?
How about I take five steps towards your butt crack and then bruise my straight?
Shut up, you fruit ball.
Jesus Christ.
Stop fruiting up, all right?
Stop fruiting up.
626, you're on the horn.
Hey, ghost, if you're such a racist, you're a baggage.
What the hell are you talking about?
I'm not a racist, first of all, and secondly, oh, you hung up all.
You can tell that person was down with La Rossa just based upon the vernacular.
You know?
I mean, instead of saying chair with C-H, I'm sure he says share.
I'm going to sit on the share.
I'm going to shit on the share.
Stupid ass clowns.
502, what's up?
What do you think about Obama?
I just took a poop and I'm really lightheaded.
Why is my school on bloody ghost?
Maybe you should put in a roast beef sandwich or something.
701, what's up?
What do you think about Obama?
My little ghosty.
I used to wonder what hampone could be.
My little ghosty.
Do you all share this capitalism with me?
Are you kidding me?
I mean, first of all, you sound like 35 years old, all right?
And secondly, why are you recanting any kind of pantometer pattern of my little pony?
Why?
Huh?
I mean, that's a cartoon meant for eight-year-old girls, you Woody Allen, butt-loving, Roman Polanski, asslicking pedophile.
Jesus Christ, 603, what's up?
Ghost is a bat smelly hammer.
Ah, yeah, real funny.
Yeah, oh, just sit there and shut up.
I mean, don't you all care that Obama's marking this as the official day of the end of the Iraq war?
And basically, we just cut and run with our tail between our legs, and our great, great-grandchildren are going to have to pay for this ridiculous, disgusting Iraqi parliament that we put into power.
Moreover, we're also going to have to pay for all the casualties of war that came back to America minus limbs and disabled and disfigured.
Yeah, so thanks a lot, Obama.
Appreciate it.
813, what do you think about it?
It sounds like that's coming out of a Trollo or something, man.
908, what's up?
I just want to say about what Obama says.
There's a poem that really goes really nice with it.
The sun shines and people forget.
The spray flies and the speedboat glides and people forget they're hiding.
The girls smile and the people forget.
The snow packs and the skier tracks and people forget.
They forget they're hiding behind an eminence front, eminence front.
It's a put-up.
That's Peter Townjet by the Who.
And you hate the Who, and I hate you because you hate the Who.
Oh, why do you hate me because I hate the Who?
The Who sucks, man.
Why do you like the Who?
Because the Who is classic rock.
It's not like, oh, Lady Gaga.
It's not like, oh, it's not classic rock.
It's chick rock, bro.
What are you talking about?
It's classic rock.
It was the 60s Bon Jovi, for Christ's sake, man.
You know it, and I know it.
I know that he's good.
They're good.
I know that.
Who cares about your opinion?
Probably some fat ass that's half Femme anyway, for Christ's sake.
You probably wanted to whack off to a naked picture of Pete Townsend's asshole.
Give me a break with the Who.
This is just chick rock music, man.
That's what that is.
Chick rock music.
It was Bon Jovi of the 60s, for Christ's sake.
Why the Who is even correlated with classic music?
I have no freaking idea.
All right?
But let me tell you something.
I take a dirty yellow bubbly piss on the Who, and anybody who likes it, you gotta shove it up your goddamn clogged-up colon hole.
And not to mention, damn Pete Townsend's a damn pedophile, all right?
You can tell I said that.
Now, we're supposed to be talking about Obama over here giving this speech at Fort Bragg, marking the ending of the Iraq war.
And I'm just, I was hoping that there's somebody as pissed as I am about how he's just leaving, cutting and running, not forcing this Iraqi parliament to pay us back all the trillions of dollars that we spent liberating these people.
Moreover, I mean, you've got this Iraqi parliament not only just paying us back, or not paying us back, I should say, but they're also threatening to back up Iran if Iran happens to be targeted for a military strike by Israel or the United States.
So, yeah, we really did a great job out there, didn't we?
Jesus Christ, I'm taking one more call about Obama, and, you know, hopefully we can get somebody with some kind of intellectual substance.
If not, we're moving on.
614, you're on the horn.
Nikolai, come on over and get this top.
Dream Comrade Putin, too.
Oh, my.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
It's this sick son of a bitch.
You're already in the tub.
I thought you waited for a little bit before you get in the tub there, Fruit Bowl.
Oh, I've got some stuff to do in the morning.
You know, go out and capitalize.
Herman Kane's coming over later as well.
It'll be totally legit.
Ah, you son of a bitch.
Shut the dock, you idiots.
Leave Herman Cain alone.
Leave that man alone for Christ's sake, all right?
The man was character assassinated by the liberal media.
He was backstabbed by the GOP all because he posed a threat to the system.
Leave the man alone.
I'm taking one more call.
We're moving on.
336, what do you think about Obama?
Obama.
And I hate to keep beating my son here, but.
Shut your stupid, stinking, smelly salmon hole.
You son of a bitch.
I never said that.
I never did that for Christ.
Destroy you.
God damn it, man.
We had to throw on some serious business here, for Christ's sake.
We don't got this girl there time to be trolling around for Christ's sake.
God damn it.
I never said that.
And all the true capitalist fans out there know it.
I never did that.
Stupid assholes.
I'm telling you, I'm warning you, idiots, all right?
I'm warning you, idiots, and I'll end this show.
I'll end this goddamn show and stoke goddamn skin off my sack.
Give me that freaking mic.
Give me that asshole.
Freaking Mike, for Christ's sake.
I'm warning you, assholes.
Do you understand me?
I'm warning you, and this is the last warning I'm giving you.
Bitch, I gotta calm down.
Let me calm down here for a second, all right?
Damn it.
Texas Redistricting Issues00:14:34
Jesus Christ.
God damn you, troll terrorists for Christ.
I'm going to move on to another subject because you didn't so care that Obama's cutting and running out of Iraq.
Let's talk about something else.
Let's talk about Texas.
How about that?
That puts a smile on my face.
As a matter of fact, give me my drink for Christ.
Give me my damn drink.
We're going to be talking about Texas up in here.
Oh, man, that's some good, great, blended malt scotch, baby.
Johnny Walker blue label.
Anyway, let's talk a little bit about Texas because guess who came over to Texas today?
The Attorney General, the top cop himself, Eric Holder.
That's right.
Eric Holder came down here to speak in Alston, Texas.
And the reason that he came to speak is because it looks like the federal government is going to meddle in the state's business that I reside in.
That's right.
It looks like old Eric Holder is taking, I guess, some kind of note to what the Republican-dominated state legislature out here in Texas is doing.
Now, let me explain to you what's happening out here in Texas.
All right.
We're having a redistricting.
And for you folks that are unfamiliar with what that means, that means that Texas is drawing out its voting lines so that it can redistrict constituencies, so on and so forth.
Now, of course, given the fact that this is a Republican-dominated state legislature here in Texas, you've got those lefties and those people that are just trying to agitate trouble for the sake of starting trouble that are making some kind of accusation that the new redistricting lines prevents Mexicans from getting a fair vote.
Yeah.
Believe it or not, I mean, that's the alleged claim that the new redistricting plan prevents Mexicans from voting, which I, for the life of me, can't understand what the hell they're talking about.
But now we've got the top cop.
We've got Eric Holder coming down here threatening the state of Texas, stating that he will single-handedly prevent the redistricting of our own state based upon some supposed racist aspect that he pulled out of his legal jargoned ass to prevent the redistricting of Texas.
Can you believe this crap?
Can you believe this crap?
I mean, Eric Holder has the audacity to sit here and tell the state of Texas what it should do when we, the state of Texas, elected our state legislature, which is Republican-dominated.
And if the Republican-dominated state legislature wants to redistrict the goddamn state, well, by God, they've got to redistrict the state.
All right?
I mean, Jesus Christ.
I don't understand how redistricting a state, redrawing the lines at which officials are elected, can prevent anyone from voting.
I just don't understand for the life of me, but of course, you've got Eric Holder trying to put the fuel or trying to put the fire out, I should say, over there in that Arizona situation, that Fast and the Furious.
And for you folks that are unfamiliar with that operation, I suggest you Google that and look it up.
Fast and the Furious was an operation that Eric Holder knew about, and he, you know, in testimony said he was sorry about, in which the ATF, which of course is a wing of the Attorney General's office, all right?
I mean, every federal agency is a wing of the f of the Attorney General's office.
The ATF actually sold automatic weapons, all right, by the hundreds to the drug lords that are doing all this murderous butchery all across the country of Mexico.
And the reasoning behind giving these guns to these drug lords was to supposedly track where these guns went within the country, and I don't know what they were expecting, but whatever.
All right?
But anyway, believe it or not, what happened was these guns ended up being at the murder crime scene of Border Patrol agents and Arizona sheriffs.
Yeah.
The same guns that were out there being put out by the government by Eric Holder himself to the drug lords, all right, ended up at the murder scene of these Border Patrol agents and these sheriffs people out there in Arizona.
And all Eric Holder had to say was, I'm sorry.
So it's no coincidence why Eric Holder's out here in Texas crying foul racism as it relates to Texas redistricting business because he's trying to put the fuel or trying to put the fire out over there where there's fuel.
You know what I'm saying?
He's trying to put that fire out and he can't do it and he's not going to do it.
I think that Daryl Issa, who's the head of this oversight committee, is not pressing Eric Holder any further.
I think this man should be asked to step down.
I mean, any bureaucrat that's ahead of any bureaucratic system or bureaucratic wing who is in charge of even if it was an affiliated bureaucracy who is in charge of this disgusting operation that gave drug lords,
these murderous drug lords, fully automatic weapons by the government, and then having these damn government weapons at the murder scenes of Border Patrol agents and Arizona sheriffs, I think that that right there is call for dismissal for Eric Holder.
But of course that isn't going to happen.
All right?
It isn't going to happen.
That's why he's over here in Texas.
That's why he's talking about how the Texas redistricting is racist and he's going to stand with the Mexicans and all this crap that he said today out here at Austin.
And it's just nothing more than race agitation, just like this administration does.
It knows how to agitate race.
It knows how to agitate class warfare.
It knows how to agitate all these despicable aspects of agitation that culminate into leftist propaganda.
I mean, you have to remember, what makes the government stronger, what makes any government stronger is a vulnerable people that depend on the government for sustenance.
And just take a look around you in this America.
That's what I'm telling you, man.
It's disgusting.
Anyway, I want to hear from you.
What do you think about this?
You think that Eric Holder is trying to, you know, trying to play with mirrors as it relates to coming down here to Texas and getting involved with Texas business?
Or do you think that there's something as it relates to this redistricting stuff?
I want to hear from you.
646-652-4869.
We got 818.
What's up?
You're on the horn.
Man, we don't want to hear the background noise at your fruity ass house.
718, what's up?
Oh, ghost.
Yeah.
Listen, if I were to take a trip to Texas, where can I find 6th Street?
Well, Jesus Christ, in this day and age where we've got GPS technology, Google Maps, and you're still asking me where to find Sixth Street, you're a damn idiot.
609, what's up?
Rod Holland?
Ron Holly.
Man, you sound fruity.
You sound fruity.
361, what's up?
Take the phone out of your ass for Christ's sake.
Jesus.
I mean, is this thing on for Christ?
I mean, is this goddamn thing on?
We're supposed to be talking about Eric Holder over here.
He's got his nose in Texas business, and it doesn't need to be there.
And I want to hear what you have to say about it, for Christ's sake.
509, what's your excuse?
Shut up.
Shut up with the splices.
I don't want to hear them.
407A, what the hell's your goddamn excuse?
Ghost, baby, what you doing today?
Ah, Jesus Christ.
What?
No, baby, I want to talk about Eric Holder.
Well, go ahead.
Talk about Eric Holder.
I'm glad that that kid ain't crying, for Christ's sake.
Would you dump it behind a dumpster or something?
What'd you do with it?
Nah, man, my baby's in the hospital, Ghost.
He's got for Tussus.
He's got whooping cold.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
I wonder how he got it with some asbestos-filled home you live in.
Anyway, just get to your point.
What do you got to say?
Anyway, all I got to say, Ghost, is I applaud Eric Holder for what he's doing.
Because all them races down in Texas, all they try to do is disenfranchise minorities so their vote don't count.
That's all they try to do down there in Texas, ghosts.
How?
Explain how.
Explain that in great detail.
How redistricting is preventing Mexicans from voting.
I'd like for you to explain this in great detail, you identified piece of entitlement recipient crap.
It's not preventing them from voting, ghosts, but it's dividing their votes.
It's dividing their votes.
They're being distributed unevenly.
So the white man has more of an influence.
Ghost, you know that.
You know that.
You a smart ass.
The white man has more of the influence for crying.
What the hell are you talking about?
Why don't they get representatives from their own community to go out and run?
Have you ever heard of some of these makeshift leftist Texas politicians that we got out here?
Have you ever heard of a lackey-ass, goofy, broken English idiot by the name of Cyro Rodriguez?
Look, these Mexicans elect these idiot politicians, and they do nothing.
I mean, Ciro Rodriguez is a perfect example of what leftist Texas politicians do.
They do nothing but play lip service so they can get re-elected and fund their campaign contribution accounts.
I mean, Ciro Rodriguez has been a revolving door politician as it relates to Texas politics because the Mexicans keep voting him in, and he's done absolutely nothing for them.
Nothing whatsoever.
So what do you got to say about that there, boy?
Man, that guy.
Oh, I don't know nothing about that guy, Ghost.
You know, I just pay attention to what's going on in California.
But, you know, I'm sorry that you're mad that, you know, y'all's racist plan ain't going to go through.
No, I'm sad.
Just shut up.
All right?
Just shut up.
Let me tell you something.
It's not a racist plan.
All right?
It's a redistricting plan that's going to allow certain constituencies to gain a little bit more voter credibility with the representatives that represent them.
Don't sit here and make this accusation that it's racist, that it's this, that it's that.
These minorities can go and elect their representatives.
The problem is the electives, or see, the elected representatives that they elect don't represent them.
They just go out and play lip service and do nothing.
I mean, you know, Ciro Rodriguez, I hope that you folks look this stupid scumbag up.
He's a perfect example of what I'm talking about.
This guy, you know, like I said, he's been a career bureaucrat.
All right.
This guy has just been in and out of the Congress.
You know, I mean, he got his ass whooped by another Hispanic or Hispandex or whatever you call these people now.
A Mexican politician by Henry Quayar.
Henry Queyar was actually a bureaucrat that actually did his job.
I mean, Henry Queyar actually, you know, created the CHIP program out here and did stupid crap that he actually ran on.
I mean, what did Sierra Rodriguez do for the goddamn 15, 20 years that he's been in there?
Nothing.
Nothing but give broken English speeches and done nothing for the state of his Texas or his constituency.
So don't sit over here and give me this crap that all the Mexicans and the minorities and the black people need.
They don't got it right to vote.
You ain't thinking, shut up.
That's why here in Texas, we're building.
We're growing economically.
More headquarters are moving to Texas than any other state in the nation.
And you want to know why that is?
Because Texas is the place to do business, baby.
All right?
So don't sit over here and give me this crap that we're racist out here.
We're multicultural out here in Texas.
All right?
We're multicultural for Christ's sake.
We've got all the Mexicans walking around out here, all right?
I mean, we got cuisine that's multicultural.
We got Tex-Mex, baby.
We got Tex Mex.
You ever had a Tex-Mex meal there, boy?
Should have a Tex-Mex meal.
Anyway, sorry, I didn't mean to eat off Keyshire there, but this idiot over here, this stupid ghetto five piece of crap that always calls up, is trying to insinuate that the redistricting plan that, of course, Eric Holder is trying to utilize to put out the fire from the Fast and the Furious ordeal is somehow racist.
It is not racist.
Anyway, let's take some more calls here, all right?
We're going to take a couple more calls for this issue, and then we're moving on to something else.
812, you're on the horn.
Your son is a mid-humbo.
You're right, this coffee lover.
Now, shut up, you stupid moron.
All right?
You sound like a fruit anyway.
Who else we got going on?
520, what's up?
This is all planned to a petrol knot.
The killer GDI.
They'll sell the plane from the U.S. Atari and use it to bad layout.
No, it ain't happening, my friend.
I'm sorry.
It's not.
Sorry.
423, what's up?
What do you think about Eric Holder?
Burn, baby, burn.
Texas and Quego.
Burn, baby, burn.
We're gonna ran a wildfire.
Burn, baby, burn.
Texas and Quego.
Protester Frustrations00:10:14
God damn it, you son of a goddamn bitch.
God damn it, I never said that!
I would never say that about the great state of Texas, and everybody out there who's listening knows it.
I would never say that about the great state of Texas, boy.
Son of a bitch sitting over there trying to remix and splash my voice.
Son of a bitch, give me the mic.
I'm telling you this right goddamn now.
I'm just so goddamn close to ending this son of a bitch, it's unreal.
All right?
I'm so goddamn close to ending this son of a bitch.
You son of a freaking bitch.
Anyway, let's move on to another subject, man, before I get pissed off.
Anyway, Time Magazine.
All right, let's get to another subject.
Time magazine has named the protester as person of the year, huh?
Oh, the protester as person of the year.
Oh, my God.
Get a spoon and gag me to death with this horseshit.
Are you kidding me?
The protester is the person of the year?
I mean, what have the protesters accomplished except causing civil societies to go into complete disorder?
Honestly, Time magazine.
But lest we forget, Time Magazine was the same magazine that named Stalin Man of the Year after World War II.
Huh?
Yeah, we forget about that kind of crap, right?
Yeah, we forget that, you know, we almost turned commie.
Luckily, that commie FDR, you know, his body gave way from, you know, getting too much head shoved up his anal passage that he croaked because it's no coincidence that FDR was the only president that had four terms in office and he was good buddies with Stalin.
Yeah.
I mean, you all need to read about McCarthyism.
I know that these leftist schools like to think that, or they like to make you believe and they teach you that McCarthy was some kind of hyper-sensationalist, you know, fear-mongering jerk off.
But McCarthy was absolutely right.
All right, we still got a lot of goddamn commies walking around out here.
All right?
So long live McCarthy.
Freaking commie bastards.
Anyway, I want to hear what you have to say about this.
Time magazine naming the protester person of the year.
Area code 443, what do you got to say about it?
Yeah, Helen Keller, deaf mute, for Christ's sake.
425, what's up?
Another Milky Liquor.
361, what's up?
You're talking about Paul McCartney, right?
The guy who wrote The Crucible.
Stupid son of a bitch.
I mean, are you this stupid?
Are you really that stupid?
Hey, 361, are you that stupid?
361.
Yeah, I'm talking to you there, Amigo.
What are you talking about?
I'm talking to you, 361.
Chupa Mi Wevo, Comicho, Iso, Pinche Pendejo.
Do Du Nintendo?
Do Nintendo?
Huh?
I know you're Mijicano, huh?
See?
No?
Why are you doing your school?
Yeah, that's what I thought.
Yeah, a couple of Mexicans over there.
They don't have the balls to sit over here.
Never mind.
I mean, we're not supposed to be talking about this.
We're supposed to be talking about Time Magazine naming the goddamn protester as person of the year.
410, what do you think about it?
Hey, guys.
Yeah.
If you're a Hambo, does that make you son of a porch?
Shut up, you fruity-ass fruit bowl.
Let's take some Skype callers for Christ's sake.
Screw these people.
Johnny Walker 12, what's up?
Yeah, deaf mute there.
SP Lee 360, what's up?
What's up?
We want run, Paul.
We want run, Paul.
We want you slapping your ass, or what are you doing?
I'm clapping.
Yeah, yeah, you're slapping your ass, Cheek.
I heard another guy laughing in the background right there.
I wouldn't be surprised if you're cleaning the corn out of each other's crap.
I mean, any time that you've got a few guys and a computer screen with no females, uh, you know that there's some homosexual tomfoolery going on over there, all right?
You know it and I know it.
951, what's up?
Trust capitalist radio mine.
Shut up, shut up.
We ain't got time to be listening to that crap.
347, what's up?
Hey, Hambone.
Shock my dick!
Shock my dick!
You son of a bitch.
Shove it up, you goddamn clogged up colon hole, all right, boy?
I don't want to hear that stupid saying again, you stupid moron.
661, what do you think about goddamn protesters becoming the person of the year of Time magazine?
God damn it.
SurgeRadio.org.
All right, well, go ahead and DDoS that.
We got it.
All right.
305, what's up?
Hey, ghost.
What's up?
Hey, personally, I think that Time magazine, naming the protesters, person of the year, great achievement in this country's history.
Why is it a great achievement in this country's history?
What have the protesters achieved?
What have they accomplished?
They're fighting for something they believe in and not believing.
What do they believe in?
What?
They believe that the greed of Wall Street should be abolished.
What the hell does that mean?
The greed of Wall Street.
Wall Street is greedy shit.
What the fuck does that mean, you stupid brad?
Why don't you explain in great detail instead of giving me some goddamn sputtered out stupid line you probably heard from some talking head that had a microphone in his face?
Look, what happened is that Wall Street is full of retards.
If they're full of retards, why are you bitching if they got all the money?
Oh, they got all the money because they're fucking assholes.
They don't want to give us anything.
Well, wait a minute.
That's a contradiction.
That's a contradiction, you stupid moron.
If they're retards, they wouldn't be making money.
Look, I'm lining up for my loaf of bread, and they're not giving me anything.
That's what I thought, you stupid idiot.
You know, I know you're a little teenage, little twerp, and I can tell that you have no father in your household just by your voice.
How old are you?
No, I'm about 14.
Yeah, 14.
There's no father in that picture, is there?
No, I have a father in my house right now.
No, don't lie.
It's not yours.
I'll tell you that right now.
It's the latest schlong your mother's probably getting humped on, right?
No, it's biological.
Nah, don't lie.
Don't lie.
Don't try to make yourself feel better and say nothing's biological.
Well, then why is it your father going out there throwing football with you right now?
Why isn't he out there making sure that you're not out here misrepresenting his seed, for Christ's sake?
Because let me tell you something right now.
Just by you sputtering out in the sentence fragments that you're sputtering out of your 14-year-old suckhole, I'm telling you right now, you need to give me your father's phone number so I can tell him what type of fruity ass faggy crap just popped out of his damn nutsack and is representing his lineage right here right now on the True Capitalist Radio Show.
All right?
What's his number?
Nah, I don't even remember.
I'll look at my contacts right now and give it to you, man.
That's what I thought.
Shut up.
All right, just sit there and shut your mouth.
All right, get this, Jack.
Get him off!
Stupid little twerps.
Honey, but do you hear that?
He couldn't explain Jack.
That is everyday America, baby.
All right?
They can sit out here and sputter out little talking headpoints, but if you ask them to go into straight detail, nothing.
It's exactly what I thought.
Anyway, let's go on to something else.
I don't give a crap about the protester.
The protesters done nothing.
You've done nothing.
On the contrary, I'll tell you what the protesters have done.
They have made government that much more easier to put the necessary pieces in place to implement totalitarianism.
All right?
They put the necessary pieces in place to make sure they can implement more rules on us.
I mean, did you hear today?
They want to take away cell phones out of our cars.
Did you hear that?
The NTSB sitting over here, federal government saying, no, we need to make sure that nobody uses their cell phone in the car no more.
All right?
Big brother government says so.
And to prevent you from doing so, believe it or not, these cars here in the future are going to have these devices that are going to render your goddamn cell phone useless.
I mean, they're even talking about banning cell phones that you don't hold in your hand, you know, even if you're talking on a speakerphone, for Christ's sake.
Huh?
Big brother government.
That's what the protesters have brought on upon us.
Big brother totalitarian police state government.
Yeah, thanks, protesters, you stupid scumbags.
Thanks for taking away our liberty.
Thanks for incrementally bringing in totalitarianism.
Future Phone Bans00:10:16
Yeah, thanks a lot.
Yeah, that's why Time magazine puts you as Time Magazine person of the year.
They're commies, all right?
And if you don't believe me, why don't you look at the Time magazine the year after World War II?
All right?
Stalin, man of the year.
They're freaking commies, and you can tell them I said that.
Anyway, let's move on to something else.
U.S. marriage at an all-time low, folks.
Can you believe this?
U.S. marriages at an all-time freaking low.
That means, you know, nobody's getting married anymore.
51% of adults aged 18 and older in the United States were married in 2010.
That's compared to 72% in 1960.
Can you believe that?
Yeah.
72% of people over the age of 18 in 1960 were married.
Now it's 51%.
And I think this is a bad thing because if you want to be successful as a capitalist power, if you want to be somebody that actually makes money and continues the sustainability of generating revenue, you need a support system.
You need somebody that's going to ride or die with you.
And this doesn't have to be somebody that, I mean, I'm not trying to promote gay marriage here, but if you can get the type of loyalty that you would get in a traditional relationship setting, like a Bonnie and Clyde setting, let me tell you something.
You go ahead and do that.
You combine your finances together.
You ride or die.
You make financial investments that are appropriate.
And you make sure that you back each other up no matter what.
Because let me tell you something.
If you think that you're going to do this on your own, you've got another thing coming.
I mean, just take a look.
I mean, how many billionaires are out here are single?
Huh?
Can you name one billionaire that's single that isn't a homosexual?
You can't.
All right?
You can't.
Because you have to have a Bonnie if you're going to be Clyde.
Do you understand that?
You need to have somebody that's going to ride or die with you.
Do you understand?
My wife would follow me into hell.
That's the kind of partner you need.
Do you understand?
That's the kind of partner you need.
Anyway, I want to hear from you.
What do you think about this?
646-652-4869 is the number to call.
I want to hear from you.
Let's take some calls right here.
What do you think about a marriage at an all-time low?
Is that a good thing or bad thing for America?
No more heroes.
What's up?
I'll be there for you.
If I want to swear you, make your breath.
I'm going to be there for you.
I'll be there.
I mean, goddammit.
Bunch of bunch.
I goddamn hate bunch.
I hate the shit rock.
I hate that freaking shit rock.
How dare you?
How dare you remix my voice with that crew at crap?
Son of a gave me the mic.
Freaking mic, for Christ's sake.
We're supposed to be talking about marriage at an all-time low in America today.
I mean, good or bad for America.
We don't hear any more troll terrorists.
Do you understand me?
I don't want to hear any more goddamn troll terrorists that need it.
Lawrence Black, what's up?
Yeah, I hope you choke on some bad vodka, you disgusting, despicable...
Hey, by the way, commie, Russia's in a revolution right now, man.
Russia is in a revolution.
So, you know, you can take that Vladimir Lenin nonsense and shove it up your vodka, drinking cockeyed, mouth-breathing ass.
512, what's up?
Oh, hello, ghost.
What you're asking about Occupy Wall Street, what they're protesting is income inequality and the fact that people like you have so much income than just about 19% of other people.
And that's what they're protesting for.
Or they get a job.
All the capitalists and true capitalist radios are rubbing it in the faces of capitalists, and I will not let you do it for Christ's sake.
Yeah, shut up.
That's exactly what I thought.
You see that?
Right when you pose a question after their stupid rhetorical sentence fragment, this is what you get.
Do you hear this?
This is what I'm talking about.
Yeah, Jesus Christ.
I'm taking a break.
All right, screw you people.
You people are just giving me nothing but crap.
I'm taking a freaking break.
I don't need this crap, all right?
You'd be lucky if I even come back here for Christ's sake, all right?
Hey, you know what?
As a matter of fact, let's put on some pro-capitalist music.
How about that?
We'll put on some pro-true capitalist music right now.
Let's go ahead and put on some electric fence.
All right?
How about that, engineer?
Put on some electric fence, Junkyard America.
How about that, huh?
Let's put it on.
Oh, yeah.
Some capitalist music.
Meeting a guy in Los Angeles.
This place wears a mask as the sunset is gorgeous, disguising the facts.
The people are feasible.
I owe it.
Thanks for paying.
Just to give it away.
I know they're stopping, they're not a tapping to let them make of a machine.
Drunk out of America, that was America.
It's like America, hell yeah.
Brown with my strap on the waters, don't get busted.
I don't need a drive-by, it won't work for me.
The kids on the corner should turn their hats forward and pull up their trousers from around their knees.
The young others take back the pain just to throw it away.
Rednecks and fat girls might all be eligible.
Working the minimum wage.
Drunk out of America.
Fruit of America.
Hallelujah.
I am it takes half your pain.
John to throw it away on rednecks with fact goes and get up our losers.
To lazy ass rackers and wealth and abusers.
Don't single mother to shit out of another.
Drunk God of America.
Gotta get America.
Yeah.
It's going to be time to read it and it's time to do it.
I ain't give it fucking idiot.
Six of four, yeah.
Six off.
604.
Yeah.
Get it, shake up for your gay shadow.
604.
Who's 604?
You get it, go, baby, get it.
But yeah, yeah.
You can lay away.
Let me read a letter that I recently received.
Dear Dr. Breen, why has the legislature seen fit to suppress our reproductive cycle?
Sincerely, a concerned citizen.
Thank you for writing, concerned.
Reproductive Rights Debate00:05:41
Of course, you question touches on one of the basic biological impulses, Salt's associated hopes and fears for the future of the girl.
Black man and a white man in town.
He's got trouble.
Get in his way, he's gonna cut you down.
He can ride, he can shoot.
Don't take nothing from the hiding for his bad bad scared of nothing.
Yeah, he's so bad.
They call him ball.
He's a ball.
Call the nigga.
He's so bad.
They call him ball.
He's a ball.
Bald nigga.
Bad.
They call him more.
They call him more.
Bald nigga.
He's so bad.
They call him more.
They call him ball.
Ball nigga.
Bad.
They call him more.
They call him ball.
Bald nigga.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You can shoot me.
And yay, gang, you can.
Ah, ah.
You're going to kill your gang.
Removing the machine.
Give it a game again.
It ain't going to be.
You can't.
You fully killed.
You're fully killed.
412, engineer.
Is this me?
Yes.
Okay, well, you seem like a very intelligent person, right?
I have to ask you a question.
Is it a bad idea to drink out of a condom you found in the street?
I really don't know.
Wait, wait, wait, engineer.
I gotta know.
If it's bad to shrink out a condom Is it open?
Well, are you there?
Yeah, don't call me a son of a bitch.
You're a kid, no, no, blowing out traps.
Tell me, is it the bad idea or not?
You're gonna get your kicks out of big gigs.
I'm not a six-son of a bitch.
You're a six-honed bitch.
What were you saying there, Engineer?
If I'm the sixth of a bitch, why do you...
Yeah, fuck!
Taking over the show today?
Stealing the spotlight?
Secret Society Theories00:05:11
Well, I got it when you picked it up, had a conversation for a ghost, but you enjoy the trolls.
Oh, the poop, you can kick it, What
the hell are you doing?
What the hell are you doing, correct?
Illuminati, a secret society doing this.
Illuminati, T. Illuminuti, a secret society doing this.
International Government Talk00:08:44
Thank you.
You're listening to Ghost on True Capitalist Radio.
True Capitalist Radio.
Damn it.
God damn it.
I'm sorry, folks.
I'm sorry.
I mean, I had to step away for a minute.
I thought that this damn song that was produced was going to be a little bit longer than it did.
Unfortunately, we had another goddamn incident where the freaking engineer's taking over for Christ's sake.
He turned my damn freaking show into the freaking Jerry Lewis marathon out here for Christ's sake.
God damn it, engineer.
I told you.
I told your ass, you stupid car.
Don't mess with the show.
You got it?
Jesus Christ.
Should be ashamed of yourself, engineer.
You understand that?
Should be ashamed of yourself.
Let me guess.
You played that disgusting song again, didn't you?
Stupid son of a.
I'm sorry, folks.
I'm sorry.
You know, we're off keystroker.
My apologies.
Let's just get through the rest of the broadcast for Christ's sake.
I didn't mean to take that long of a time off, but you know, sometimes things call.
So, anyway, let's just go ahead and talk about some other subject matters.
We were talking about how U.S. marriages are at an all-time low.
Let's get a little international now.
Even though the engineer screwed up the goddamn show, and I'm sure I've lost half of the tens of thousands of people that listen to me throughout the world.
I mean, they come here to listen to me, ghost, because I'm the talent.
You got that?
I'm the talent.
Not you, engineer.
You got that?
I'm the talent.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, let's get back to the broadcast, folks.
My apologies on that.
I mean, I don't know what the hell.
All I heard was the engineer, you know, doing some kind of vibrator sounding or some crap.
And I had to come in.
I mean, this.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Anyway, let's continue going.
We got, let's go to International.
We got a village in China, believe it or not, that has expelled all the communist Chinese government out of its village.
Can you believe this, crap?
Yeah.
I mean, there is a Chinese village in China that finally got enough of the Chinese government and expelled them all out of the village.
Expelled them out.
Kicked their asses out of them.
As a matter of fact, they're even holding some of these damn authority figures hostage.
And of course, the communist government has basically ironwalled the whole village and isolated it from the rest of the world.
And according to reports, the village has about 10 days' worth of food.
And they're willing to stand their ground.
You know, they're willing to stand their ground for Christ's sake.
They're sick and tired of these communists being a bunch of contradictory bunch of milky licking chopstick up the ass having jerk dicks.
And they took over for Christ's sake.
And you know what?
Good for them.
Good for that small Chinese village out there in China that took control and expelled the communists out of there.
Get them out.
Get them out.
Son of a bitch.
The name of the China.
I can't pronounce the name of the village.
Mu Kong Bukaki or something.
I don't know what the name is.
I don't know.
I don't speak Chinese, all right?
But anyway, you know, there is a child.
You could Google it up.
This Chinese village raises up against communists.
I'm sure you can probably find it.
But anyway, this is a good showing that the Chinese people are tired of the totalitarianism of the Chinese government.
And they're starting to raise up.
You know what I'm saying?
Come on, China.
Come on and raise up.
Take your shirt off.
Throw it around your head like a helicopter.
Come on.
That's what I'm talking about.
And long live AEY and free Tibet while we're at it, for Christ's sake, you stupid Chinese government bastards.
Anyway, folks, as you know, because Blog Talk Radio is broadcasted within the borders of China, I am forced to give a rebuttal by a representative of the Chinese government.
Now, I don't really want to do this.
I don't really like doing this whatsoever.
But because Blog Talk Radio is broadcasted within the borders of China, we actually have to allow a representative of the Chinese government to give a rebuttal for this crap.
Without any further ado, um, Jesus Christ, uh, Mr. Fortune Cookie, are you there, sir?
What's going on over here?
I had a comment of government at China.
You don't know what's going on over here.
And Mukana, you don't know what's going on over here, you American motherfucker.
So don't sit here and make a assumption that the communist government of China.
We're doing just fine, ghost.
We're going to isolate this internet over there.
And we're going to make sure the villagers came and we make sure they paint Nilly.
That's right?
We're going to make sure they paint Neilie, motherfucker.
You don't sit there and rebel against the communist government of China.
No, no, you're going to tell against the communist government of China because we come here and stick a chopstick straight up your asshole.
Motherfucker, huh?
We stick against Sunday night, dry up your asshole!
Motherfucker!
And let me tell you something, boss.
We're making a list, motherfucker.
We're making a list of all you listeners in here talking garbage on the communist government of China.
And when the Chinese government take control of your country, because we already own your country, motherfucker, we own all your debt, motherfucker.
We manufacture all the electronics of your motherfucker console, motherfucker.
So we own you, people.
We own America.
And we take over control of America.
We got the list.
We're going to make sure all you motherfuckers are in here talking garbage on the communist government in China.
We're going to make sure you go and prison a concentration camp.
We're going to make sure you'll put a concentration camp, motherfucker.
And for all you people to ask why we do what we do, for all you people to ask why we do what we do, we do it for chairman man.
We do it for chairman man.
We do it for chairman man.
Oh, no.
My stomach hurt.
Oh, bad angro.
I have nothing else to say.
I admit the budget cookie.
Thank you very much.
All right, get them all.
Cut this stupid air.
Get him off, engineer.
Middle East Tensions00:08:31
God damn it.
Shut it up.
Shut him up, engineer.
God damn it.
What are you doing?
Shut his goddamn coolie music off, for Christ's sake.
Shut it off.
Jesus Christ.
What are you doing, engineer?
Why are you doing this?
What is this?
A mutiny or something, engineer?
Jesus Christ, don't cry.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, folks, I don't know what the hell's going on.
We're going off, Keyster, for Christ's sake.
It's turning into a freaking fruit ball Wednesday.
All right?
The engineers crying over here.
We got a bunch of jaggoffs in the jackro, flapping their fat sheto-stained fingers on the keyboard, trying to become text chat warriors for Christ's sake.
We got a bunch of troll terrorists on hold want to sit over here and play some goddamn audiophile or sing a freaking song for Christ's sake.
I mean, it's stupid.
It's stupid.
And everybody in here is fruiting up for Christ's sake, all right?
And you should all be ashamed of yourselves.
You know, there's a funny farm and there's a funny farm with your name written all over it to quote chunk from goddamn goonies for Christ's sake, you stupid, silly bastards.
Jesus Christ, let's move on to another subject matter.
For you folks that are unaware, Iranian representatives are visiting right now.
They're visiting Saudi Arabia to defy the idea that, remember, it was a couple of months ago, the United States claimed that Iran tried to plot an assassination attempt at the Saudi ambassador to the United States.
You all remember this?
Well, anyway, Iran said that's a bunch of malarkey and it's crap.
And to show how big a crap it was, they have actually sent representatives to Saudi Arabia.
Yeah.
Saudi Arabia, for Christ's sake.
Can you believe this crap?
So inevitably, what's happening here is we're seeing the Middle East thumbing its nose at America.
You know?
I mean, even the Saudi Arabia, who's supposed to be our ally, remember?
I mean, hell, we buy enough goddamn oil off of these turban-wearing sons of bitches.
But no, they're allowing the Iranian representatives to go into their country to show solidarity and to thumb their noses at America, for Christ's sake.
And you want to know who we have to thank for this?
This liberal regime that was nothing more than apologists for America to the world.
And now the world does not respect America one bit for Christ's sake.
Not even this disgusting, despicable Iraqi parliament that we put into power respects America.
I mean, this Iraqi parliament has threatened to defend Iran if we decide to invade or Israel decides to invade.
Can you believe this crap?
And we put these idiots into power for Christ's sake.
So once again, Iran is basically thumbing its noses at America showing that the whole plot to kill the Saudi Arabian ambassador was, for lack of a better term, bullshit.
And it doesn't really make the current administration look very good, nor does it make whatever intelligence agency that supposedly put out this claim look very good either.
But anyway, let's go on to other bad United States foreign policy.
Let's talk a little bit about Pakistan.
The last show, we talked about how Pakistan is threatening to shoot any predator drones that America throws over its airspace.
Isn't that great?
Jesus Christ.
Well, in response, the United States has finally said, you know what, Pakistan, we're going to cut your goddamn funding.
How about that?
We're cutting the U.S. foreign aid that's going to your goddamn country.
And now all of a sudden, Pakistan is a little upset and a little angry that they're not going to be able to continue to get this subsidized international welfare check from the United States because it continues to think that it can thumb its nose in our faces as well.
I mean, it was hiding out bin Laden, the freaking Pakistanis.
So let me tell you something.
For them to sit over here and threaten that they're going to shoot down our drones when they're in there aiding and abetting and housing and giving safe haven for terrorists, that's just freaking ridiculous.
So it's about goddamn time that we cut funding from Pakistan.
All right?
It's about goddamn time.
Stupid backstabbing Islamist bastards anyway, for Christ's sake.
All right?
What are you going to do now there, Pakistan?
What are you going to do now that you ain't got American checks and American money to play with anymore, huh?
What are you going to produce out of Pakistan?
Huh?
Oh, that's right.
Have you heard the latest report?
Oh, man.
You know, these madrasas, which are these Islamic schools within the borders of Pakistan, there's actually reports coming out that they're chaining the children to the school so that if they have any inkling of running away from being indoctrinated with the Koran, they're not going to be able to do so.
You know what?
So they've got chained children in Madrasas, for Christ's sake.
I mean, Jesus Christ.
I mean, it's just unfreaking believable.
All right.
This is not a joke.
They are chaining children to Madrasas.
You can look that up for Christ's sake if you think I'm joking.
It's sick.
It's stupid.
And I'm glad we cut aid to Pakistan.
Piss off Pakistan, you milky-looking pieces of crap.
And last but not least, in Foreign Affairs, Russia continues to protest.
While old Pootie Pooh, old Vladimir Putin over there, his old cronies are starting to kind of resign from his United Russia little stupid party there.
Have you ever heard about this?
Yeah, he's losing people from his own party because they don't want to be affiliated with the people's uprising that's happening in Russia.
And by the way, did y'all see that stupid little YouTube viral video of that Russian UFO that was in the sky, supposedly with some UFO during yesterday's protest?
Did y'all see that?
That stupid little UFO that was supposed to be in the air during yesterday's protest in Russia.
I mean, if you idiots think that's aliens, you're stupid.
That was a monitoring device by the Russians, probably looking down upon all the protesters for Christ's sake, probably looking at faces and taking names for Christ's sake.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm not joking, man.
I mean, you people think it's a big joke.
You know, the next time that you're at one of these protests, why don't you take a look at some of these hypersonic type of weaponry that they're putting on some of these crowds so that they can drive them into hysteria.
I'm just saying, I mean, these are real weapons.
You know, I mean, the police bought them for some reason.
Just saying.
All right, that's all I'm saying.
But anyway, I'm encouraging the people of Russia, continue to raise up, baby.
All right?
Continue to raise up.
Come on, Russia.
Come on and raise up.
Take your shirt off.
Spin it around your head like a helicopter.
And get rid of that disgusting communist government that you have.
All right?
Freaking Pootie Pooh.
He's all wondering why in the hell his country is going into an uproar because of you, you jerk dick.
It's because of you.
All right?
They don't want you anymore, Putin.
Get out of there.
You stupid communist prick.
Anyway, continue.
Continue, Russia.
Continue to protest, continue to inspire cells into revolution because you don't need to be dictated to by a cockeyed, stupid, ex-KGB sick sadistic asshole like old Pootie Pooh anyway.
Anyway, let's get on to some other subject matters for Christ's sake.
Hormonal Therapy Controversy00:09:16
Anybody hear about the Sandusky situation?
Anybody keeping up with the Penn State, the man who put Penn State on the map?
Sandusky himself?
Anybody keeping up with this?
Well, yesterday, he was supposed to go into a preliminary hearing where he was going to face the accusers that accuse him of these sexual allegations, and they were actually going to testify in this preliminary trial hearing.
And for you folks that are unfamiliar, you actually have a pre-trial before you go to trial, where you kind of, you know, put forth the evidence that you have to take to trial, and a judge makes a determination on whether or not it's even valid to go to trial.
That's what this was, right?
But instead of actually allowing the accusers to testify at the pre-trial and to potentially taint the actual trial, you had Jerry Sandusky's attorney basically just withdrawing from the pre-trial altogether and going directly to trial, which is a legal move, which is pretty desperate, which means he's going all in on this trial.
And if you want my personal opinion, I think they're going to go right after the credibility of these young men.
And it's going to be a disgusting display of utter character assassination as it relates to this trial.
All right?
And moreover, I think that this attorney is going to play the disgusting law that Pennsylvania has in its books, which allows people, which allows adults to take showers with naked young children, to be in bed with naked young children, as long as there's no sexual gratification.
That's right.
That's what you have to prove.
Yeah.
Yeah, so, you know, if Sandusky, if it's proven that he was in a shower with, you know, some boy for Christ's sake, all he's got to say is I didn't really have any sexual gratification during that.
I mean, it was nothing more than, you know, guys in the shower.
And, you know, that's another thing.
What the hell is up with that shit?
I mean, I never understood.
I was never a big jock, you know?
I mean, I just worked out on my own, you know, in my own home for Christ's sake.
You know, I didn't, you know, regular labor to build up my goddamn muscles, that sort of thing.
Never was really a jock.
What the hell is up with allowing males to, you know, shower with one another in groups?
Can somebody explain this to me?
You know, this type of thing isn't practiced in the girls' locker room.
All right.
In the girls' locker room, they've got separate stalls for girls, all right?
Yeah, they're not all there, you know, in group shower form, you know, taking a look at each other's JJs here.
Do you understand what I'm saying?
I mean, but in, you know, football and basketball and all these sports games, they allow males to take group showers.
Now, how is this somehow appropriate?
Where in American history is this somehow appropriate and not going to cause any kind of homosexual circle jerking or any other kind of oral compilation or any of this other freaky ass crap that we're seeing out here?
I mean, you know, this Sandusky situation isn't the only coach that has been accused of sexual misconduct with children.
You've got that asshole in Syracuse.
You know, you've got a whole bunch of other people that are coming out the woodwork.
I mean, is this an epidemic?
I mean, is this becoming an epidemic that coaches are out here, you know, screwing the players?
And if it is, is there a correlation with them showering all together for Christ's sake, which is just disgusting?
I never understood that.
I still don't understand it.
Do you think that there's a correlation with a bunch of swinging schlongheads and nad sacks all grouped up together in one freaking shower stall?
I mean, it's just disgusting.
You know what I mean?
I mean, I think that there needs to be a serious revision on what athletics is and how it's, you know, just how the procedural process around it is engaged.
Everything from practice to showers to lockers to everything, for Christ's sake.
There should be no reason why America accepts males group showering together after goddamn games, man.
I mean, it's homophobic, homo erotica crap, man.
I mean, why do you think those assholes in prison, you know, can't wait to go to the showers for Christ's sake?
I mean, it just, I just can't, it's just disgusting, all right?
It's just utterly, utterly sick, man.
I don't get it.
And let me tell you something right now.
We're seeing an epidemic of this goddamn child molestation crap relating to sports.
And I'm telling you, in my personal opinion, I think it has a lot to do with the fact that we're allowing these males to group shower with each other as if it's no big thing to just say swinging ding-a-lings.
And, you know, it's just disgusting.
It's just sick.
Anyway, let me move on to another subject matter for Christ's sake.
Speaking of a sick world, did y'all hear or did y'all read the my latest tweet about this these parents of identical twins that are going to allow one of the twin boys to undergo hormonal sex change therapy at age 11?
Because, oh, look, it looks more like a girl than the boy twin.
Yeah, I mean, this is the America that we're living in, man.
This is it.
I mean, we're giving 11-year-olds hormone therapy so they can grow boobs and their voices can get higher, for Christ's sake.
This is an actual story.
11-year-old trans-testicles and the parents are embracing it for Christ's sake, you know?
Jesus Christ, it makes me sick to my stomach.
But this is America, folks.
This is it.
Huh?
Yeah.
Jesus Christ.
And we should all be ashamed of ourselves for accepting it, for Christ's sake.
You know what I mean?
We should all be ashamed of ourselves for accepting it.
Yeah.
Yeah, and they're out of Maine somewhere, so you know that, you know, they're probably, I don't know, eating too much fish and the mercury's getting to their head or something.
Because let me tell you something right now.
There should be no reason why you're giving hormonal therapy to an 11-year-old.
None whatsoever.
All right?
None.
I don't care how fruity, how Femmy the kid looks.
I don't care how weak the kid looks.
I don't care.
This is set.
We should be all be ashamed of ourselves.
Look, you people are championing this crap.
Look at it.
You people are fanning your balls to this nonsense for Christ's sake.
Giving hormonal sex change therapy to an 11-year-old or you came here and got God.
None of you idiots give two rats' asses for Christ's sake.
Give you a goddamn freak.
I mean, 11-year-olds getting hormonal sex therapy for Christ's sake.
I mean, we're down.
It's damn sick.
This is a sick world for Christ's sake.
This is a sick world.
Jesus Christ.
God damn it.
11-year-old hormonal sex change therapy in America.
I mean, do you understand this?
This is going to be a Geraldo show here in about a couple of months.
I'm talking about 11-year-olds getting hormonal sex change therapy on the next Geraldo, and you idiots are going to be sitting there eating cheese plus watching it.
Jesus Christ.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
I'm going to move on to another subject matter for Christ's sake.
Anyway, last but not least, folks, have y'all heard about this goddamn mega upload crap?
Huh?
Have y'all ever heard about this mega upload crap and now the recording artist had made a song promoting this disgusting mega upload file exchange nonsense?
Well, I'm not going to get too much into this, but I'm going to tell you this like this.
Don't fall for it.
It's a trap.
Radio Graffiti Updates00:15:28
All right?
Don't fall for it.
It's a trap.
These damn recording artists in the recording industry are trying to get names.
They're taking a name and they're making a list and they're checking it twice.
Do not fall for mega upload.
Don't fall for it.
All right?
When you've got recording artists saying, oh, yeah, I like mega upload.
And yeah, I'm going to make a song about it.
and everything's great it's a trap All right?
They're going to get all your IP addresses of all you people that exchanged supposed pirated material.
They're going to get all your account information.
And I mean, Jesus Christ, you people are just begging to be prosecuted by these disgusting monopolists of creativity.
And I'm talking about the recording industry and the movie industry.
These idiots are monopolists of goddamn creativity, and we cannot allow them to continue to monopolize creativity.
All right?
Screw you, recording industry, and screw you, movie industry, and burn Hollywood bird, just like Public Enemy said.
Anyway, that's it, folks.
It's about time for everybody's favorite part of the broadcast, and I'm talking about radio gripping.
That's right, folks.
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All right?
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All right?
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Use and abuse those buttons, baby.
All right?
It's just a freaking click for Christ's sake.
All right?
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You know what I mean?
We're just getting started.
I'm just turning this damn hobby into something a little bit better than the hobby, baby.
So support the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
All right?
And let me tell you, if you order anything from now until January 8, 2012, I will follow you on my Twitter.
No BS.
All right?
No BS.
Anyway, folks, let me go ahead and get to the crux of the broadcast, folks, and that's Radio Graffiti.
And let's go ahead and start that right now.
Let's start from the bottom, shall we?
We got Area Code 508, Radio Graffiti.
Hey, Ghost, I think it's nice that Engineer let you play host every once in a while, but.
Shut up, you stupid idiot, alright?
I'm the talent, you idiot.
I'm the talent, not you.
I'm sorry, I'm looking at the engineer, for Christ's sake.
956, what's up?
Radio graffiti.
Hello, ghost.
Yeah, goodbye.
2-5-2, Radio Graffiti.
Woody Wood Ghost again, for Christ's sake.
Enough of the goddamn remixes.
God damn it.
I've had enough of that shit today.
Excuse my French.
361, Radio Graffiti.
Yo, I like your show, and I can't wait to buy a t-shirt.
Hey, man, thanks a lot.
I appreciate it.
I'll follow you on Twitter if you do, man.
617, Radio Graffiti.
Ghost, your son is Sulky Maldu.
Sulk Mauduke!
Shut up, you fruity bastard.
All right.
985, Radio Graffiti.
Hey, Ghost, are you a Scientologist?
No, I'm not a goddamn Scientologist.
Are you kidding me?
Let me tell you something right now.
If L. Ron Hubbard was in front of me, I'd shove a tomato up his ass and roll him down the street, that stupid dumb imbecile.
And not only that, what kind of a religious sect is going to make believe that Tom Cruise, of all people, Tom Cruise, of all people, is their Jesus figure?
Jesus Christ.
512, Radio Graffiti.
We got Ile of Sandusky.
Shove it up, your ass.
I never said that.
God, you son of a bitch.
201, radio graffiti.
Yeah, that was lame.
617, radio graffiti.
That's your face.
I didn't even understand that.
Let's say 504, radio graffiti.
My cock is now for an engineer.
You should give him more time.
Jesus Christ, you sick, twisted prick.
509, radio graffiti.
Friday, Friday.
You fucking never forgot the words.
God damn it, I never said that.
You raped this prick.
I never said that.
I never said that, and you eat it here.
Stop it, man.
Stop it.
Stop it now.
Freaking mic, for Christ.
You have a freaking mic.
347, radio graffiti.
You're just a Helen Keller deaf mute.
901, radio graffiti.
Another deaf mute for Christ's sake.
Super bathing gratitude, radio graffiti.
Oh, you sure know how to wear a girl down here.
What the hell is that?
971, radio graffiti.
Ghost, come on, it's Nicola.
How's my favorite flutier?
Shut up, you stupid Russian cockeyed prick.
Go chew on the foreskin of Vladimir Pootie Pooh.
630, radio graffiti.
You go, you stupid handball.
Let the engineer hurt yourself, so shut up, Fruit Bowl.
All right, if you're going to call up, sound off like you got a pair.
443, Radio Graffiti.
214, radio graffiti.
Hey.
Hi, I'm this is Debbie.
I've been on hold for so long I forgot while I called.
I called.
No, go ahead.
Say whatever you have to say.
I was just going to say, number one, a shout out to Gascar.
And number two, I really, you know, I've been listening to you a long time, and I've really had to get my nerve up to do this, but I think you're being too hard on Engineer.
I'm being too hard on Engineer.
Why is that?
I think he's adorable.
I think he's just, I don't think he's mean, and I just think, I just do.
I know I'm really putting my neck out here by doing this, but I just think you're being too hard on me.
There you go.
Oh, Debbie Dale.
Are you kidding me?
I mean, you even got Debbie Daly hitting on you, Engineer.
God damn it.
Debbie Daly's hitting on you for Christ's sake.
Get my number.
I'm going to give you your goddamn number, you dard.
315, radio graffiti.
You're just mad because Engineer has more swag.
Shut up.
All right.
Enough of the engineer, assholes.
All right?
You're pissing me off with this crap.
I'm the talent, all right?
Ghost from True Capitalist Radio.
Me.
I'm the talent.
Don't you ever forget that.
951, radio graffiti.
The racist is quite delightful.
He's never been the hypeful.
He's only three foot two.
He's a Jew, he's a Jew, he's a Jew.
You son of a bitch, I'm not a Jew.
I am not a Jew.
I don't know how many times I gotta get through your dick numbed skulls, you idiots.
I use Yamakus for coffee filters.
A three-two radio goddamn graffiti.
Hey, ghost, what's up?
Who is this?
Ashole.
Ah, Jesus.
What do you want, Ashle?
Um, uh, can you make engineer hear me?
I have someone said.
Yeah, the engineer can hear you.
Yeah, what do you want?
Uh, engineer, uh, can you smack ghost in the back of the head so you can take over?
He's not going to do a goddamn thing.
Do you understand that, ash hole?
All right, why do you want the goddamn engineer to take over anyway?
I'm the talent here, all right?
I'm the talent.
Why would you want the engineer to talk for Christ's sake?
Because you sound like a rat.
What?
Did you say I sound black?
Is that what you just said?
No, like a rat.
I sound like a rat?
Yes.
Now, shove it up, your ass.
Go eat some bean and cheese and shut up, asshole, all right?
Thought you said I sounded black.
I was like, What are you talking about, for Christ's sake?
949, radio graffiti.
Hey, Ghost is deregulation.
How are you doing?
How's it going?
I just want to ask, are you a hambone?
Yeah, shove it up, your ass.
And there you go, faggy dog back there, too, for Christ's sake.
What's up with all you idiots getting these damn toy cuff dogs?
Huh?
What is up with that crap?
I mean, if you're a man, you should have an English blue bulldog or something.
You know what I mean?
A Doberman pincher, you know?
A German Shepherd.
Not some goddamn fruity ass puffball Pomeranian or some crap.
Give me a break.
I can and I know what's upon me.
I can hear it.
I can hear it.
765, radio graffiti.
Hey, ghost, it's me, Sonic.
You're a handbook.
Bye.
Yeah, that was definitely a lame.
All right, no lulls on that.
208, radio graffiti.
I'm now ripe.
You may now harvest my body.
Yeah, you're a sick son of a bitch, for Christ's sake.
All right, I mean, Jesus Christ.
You smell like the inside of an ass.
580, radio graffiti.
Ghost at you, ghost at you.
We all want ghost at you.
Why don't you get a better goddamn phone, jerk dick?
Cosmo Brockington, radio graffiti.
Johnny Walker, blue label, baby.
It's freaking great.
It's freaking sweet, man.
Oh.
Yeah, you're damn right.
You're damn right.
Johnny Walker, blue label.
All day, baby.
That's why that's how I roll.
Who else we got going on over here?
516, radio graffiti.
Hey, man.
Handboating will save your life someday.
You'll be all like, what?
You're trying to mug me?
Oh, Jesus Christ.
I mean, don't, please.
Don't.
269, radio graffiti.
Hey, can you give me the engineer's number so we can have some phone sex?
Jesus Christ.
The engineer's not gay, all right?
You got that?
No, he's not gay for Christ's sake, all right?
The engineer doesn't have sexual relations, all right?
540, radio graffiti.
Oh, yes, ghost.
Well, what's going on?
Yes, is this engineer, True Capitalist Radio?
No, it's not Engineer.
I'm Ghost from True Capitalist Radio.
I'm the talent, goddammit.
Son of a bitch.
956, Radio Graffiti.
You walking down!
You're ghost!
You bitch!
Yeah, it was stupid.
775, radio graffiti.
Oh, yes.
I've been sleeping this whole entire time.
It took you so long to get off the hold.
What do you think about merit with handboning?
You were on the phone that long, and yet that's all you had to say there, you stupid, mumbling, stumbling little jerk.
Sorry, I've been sleeping in your boring-ass show.
Yeah, yeah, that's what I thought.
Yeah, well, yeah, and you've been wasting your minutes while you're at it, too, there, you stupid idiot.
252, radio graffiti.
I walk whacking off to a naked picture of Goofy Bone.
You son of a bitch.
606 Radio Graffiti.
843, radio graffiti.
Yeah, yo, ghost.
All these trolls are just jealous because Goofy Bone is a biological father.
Fuck the haters.
Keep up.
Yeah, shut up.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
Let's just take some Skype callers.
Texas Troll, Radio Graffiti.
Have a Humphin Herman Christmas.
Let the accusations fly.
If you're undressed in ten minutes or less, you'll get a free pizza pie.
Have a Humphin Herman Christmas.
And when you walk down the streets, nod and pass and say nice to every chick you beat.
You goddamn son of a bitches, God!
Listener Shout-Outs00:15:48
Leave the man alone!
Leave him alone!
God damn it!
Goddammit!
Leave Herman Kane alone!
Leave Herman Kane alone!
The man was character assassinated by the liberal media, and he was backstabbed by the KOP!
Leave the man alone!
Give me that mic for mine, Christ's sake, man.
I'm telling you right now, I'm gonna end this goddamn show early if you idiots continue pissing me off.
I'll tell you that right goddamn now.
423, Radio Graffiti.
Bamboo!
Ham Bambo!
Hambone!
Woo!
Hambone!
Ham Bambo!
Hambone!
Woo!
Hambo!
Ham Bambo!
Hambo!
Hambo!
Damn it with these freaking hambones!
I'm not a freaking hambone!
God damn it!
Dead for your thick skull!
Enough of that!
The whole reason why I started the hambone movement was for you people to go out and confront these disgusting, fat, jelly-ass hambones that are waddling around out here or on hover rounds.
All right?
I already tweeted a few examples on my Twitter account.
Hey, lock the damn crap down, engineer.
Here's the Twitter account.
Ghost politics.
All one word, no underscores.
There it is right there.
All right?
I already tweeted you a few examples of some fat, greasy, disgusting, useless hambones.
All right?
That's who you should be calling a hambone, you stupid milky liquors.
All right?
Not me.
I'm going to take a couple of more callers here, and they better be good.
They better be goddamn good.
Captain Booth Tickler, Radio Graffiti.
Brony.
100%, Brony.
I'm 2.3%.
Brony.
You son of a bitch.
All right.
Engineer for president, radio graffiti.
Woo!
Rumpo, rumpo for Mexico.
Amiva, amiva!
Shut up.
732, radio graffiti.
Hey, ghost, how you doing, man?
How's it going?
I'm just curious.
Do you have sweatshirts for your matter of fact?
There's a hoodie there, but we're going to get them.
559, radio graffiti.
Ghost, let the engine host.
He's a little sorry.
You stupid fruit bowl.
I could hear the fruitness in your voice, for Christ's sake.
269, radio goddamn graffiti.
Have a hopping, Herman Christmas.
Yeah, you don't even know the song, you stupid dumb immigrant.
Jesus Christ, 213 Radio Graffiti.
Take the phone out of your ass.
All right, 604, radio graffiti.
Give me the phone.
Hey, 604, you got the phone?
Say something, boy.
Oh, it must have been daddy.
Give me a goddamn phone and hung up.
981, radio graffiti.
What?
I don't even understand what the hell you said.
It's Zora Hawks, Radio Graffiti.
What are you doing?
Why are you playing stuff to piss me off?
You used to be a good penis.
You know that?
You used to be a pretty good penist.
Now you're just a penis.
I mean, come on, for Christ's sake.
I mean, why are you playing a freaking piano version of Woody Wood Ghost?
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, that's it.
That's it for Radio Graffiti.
Let's go ahead and get some shout-outs here.
And of course, if you want a shout-out right here, right now, live on the broadcast, all you have to do is stay in the chat room.
All right?
It's as simple as that.
Just stay in the chat room.
And we got 10 minutes left.
Actually, we've got 9 minutes left.
If you stay in the chat room, I promise I'll give you a chat shout-out.
You may not be able to hear it here on the live broadcast, but it'll be available in the archive, blogtalkradio.com/slash ghost.
All right?
So let's go ahead and do some shout-outs here.
All right.
We got Zion Ortheus thinks goat loves.
Moral Less Station.
Shove it up, you're right.
Get that idiot out of here if he's talking about me.
Get out!
Get Morales Station out of here!
Get out of here!
I got Morals, damn it!
Get him out!
Get him out now, engineer!
Get him out!
Damn it.
Meredith used lube.
0-0 the Engineer.
0-0-0 Ixara Hawks.
0-0-0 Herman something.
I can't read it.
0-0-0, Satan Poop Tickler.
0-0-0 Cheyem Judak.
0-0-0.
I'm not going to say that, you idiot.
You disgusting piece of crap.
0-0 bisexual brony.
0-0 Klidorus Punch Mallet.
Ah, Jesus Christ.
0-0 fails for Fukushima.
That's sad, you dumb freaking idiot.
I'm not saying the next one.
0-0 Sandusky Baby Shower.
Oh, I mean, get that six out of bitcher.
Get him off for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ, you, I mean, do you idiots even have a soul?
For Christ's sake, Jesus.
Anyway, 0-0 Texas has not seized.
Get that asshole out.
Get him out.
Get that, get that asshole, Texans.
Get him out of there.
Anyway, we got 0-0 Hambone Kane.
Yeah, real funny jerks.
Leave the man alone.
We got Zero Ghost Scissors Aces.
Zero Go Steel Excrement.
Jesus Christ.
You guys think you're real cute, huh?
You all think you're real cute doing this crap.
Jesus Christ.
We got Head Shield Cut and Run.
Zero Klingon Me Balls.
Zero No You Can't.
Zero Pimp Daddy Kane.
Zero Pony Gi Hottest.
Zero Scary But Fun.
Zero Tupac.
Zero.
I'm not going to say that.
I'm not going to say that one either.
I'm not going to say that one either.
Zero L Poop Tickler 6.
Zero Gaddafi's White Warrior.
Idiot.
I'm not going to say the next one.
Zero Hyper Madaka.
Three Black Men Forticating.
A Good Demo Plan.
I'm not going to say that one.
Abra freaking Cadabra.
We've got who else we got?
We got Adolph Ghostler.
Yeah, real funny, you idiot.
We've got I'm not going to say that either.
You idiots, I'm starting to read these now, and I'm not going to say them.
You understand that?
I'm not going to say them.
Anyway, we've got Alicia.
All Schlongheads Aimed at Go.
Get that asshole.
Get him out.
Get his ass out of here.
We got Anarcho Capitalist.
We got Angels of Hope 2008 and in the Wizard.
We got Anti-X Tank.
Antonio.
We got Anal Tongue Scoping.
Apple Jack.
Aquarium Ty LOL.
That's pretty.
You guys are sick, man.
All right.
R. Rainion, Arthur22, Austin Vibrator, Australian Troll, Aw shit Proms Tomorrow, Axeman 3315, B Troll Terrorist, Baconator 1275,
Bang for You, Bernanke's Witch, Blackout Worm, BLU Engineer, Blue Slime Girl, Blues111, Borinla, Brandon TDS, Brew Crew, Bronies for Ghost, Bronies Love Ghost, Bronified, B-Town, Buckets of Jizz, Butthole Anal.
I'm not going to say that.
Canadia is best.
Canadian Capitalist.
Cancer KO Joe Fraser.
Get that sex son of a bitch talking about Joe Fraser out of here.
Get him out.
Anyway, we got Candy Vadge.
We got Cans.wave.
We got Captain Crotchstain.
Captain Pussy Effer.
Captain Nick.
We got Caroline on Go.
Get Caroline on Ghost out of here.
You're getting personal now, you son of a bitch.
Get him out!
We got CB Pony 9001.
We got CDIFen 237.
We got Sandra Nalar.
We got Chaos 1232.
We got Cleft Labia clopping the ponies.
Coast is a chew.
Get that ad.
Get him out!
Get him out!
Stupid asshole.
We got Cole Nose, Colin Cowboy, we got Cosbro.
We got Cox Enormous.
We got Cranberry's Craze Poop Tickler.
We got Crazy U2 Ninja.
We got CXR Rail or excuse me, CX, CSX Rail Fan 2.
Excuse me.
We got Cut Up the hell that says.
Cyber Police.
Duh, I'm a Lizard.
I'm not going to say that, you idiot.
We got Dak Cutie Mart.
I can't pronounce that particular name.
D-H Grivik.
Dark Razors.
Darth Hoodie.
Dash of Rainbow.
Death Troll Face.
Debbie Daly.
Devastator Dax.
Diarrhea Bubble Bath.
DJ Statutory Rape.
Ah, you son of a bitch.
Dopey Fishy.
Draco Rex.
Dr. Bucket MD.
Drew Peacock.
Drew Pickles.
Duke Nukem.
Eduardo Rivas.
Elijah Gaija.
Emo Fluttershy.
Emperor Reptile.
MC Wiener.
We got Engineer Overgo.
Shove it up your ass.
I'm the talent.
Epic Incest, you sick son of a bitch.
Erect Dispenser.
Eric Sean.
Eric Pye.
Evil Bronze.
I'm not going to say that, you idiot.
Who else we got?
We got, I'm not going to say those.
I loves anything, you idiot.
I'm not going to say them.
All right?
F. Carroll wants some dog.
I don't know what the hell that's going to happen.
Fakerton Fakerton.
Fans of Chops.
Felix and NJ.
What's going on?
That's a long time fan right there.
Fist Riggerson.
We got Flushy.
Who else we got?
Anyway, we're about to get off the air here.
Well, Fluffy, excuse me.
But we're about to get off the air here broadcasting live.
But remember this.
All you have to do is stay here.
If you stay here, I will continue to give you shout-outs right here, right now.
We are about to go off the air here in about 60 seconds.
So before we get into anything else, lock down that chat engineer.
Follow me on Twitter, folks.
Ghost Politics is the name to follow.
All one word, no underscores.
And also, add to your favorites or bookmark the archives of every show I have ever conducted on this Blog Talk Radio broadcast at blogtalkradio.com/slash ghost is the archive.
And don't forget to go and check out the damn shop, ghostpolitics.com.
And remember, I'm following anybody that purchases anything from ghostpolitics.com from January until January 8th, 2012.
So purchase anything from there from now until January 8th, 2012.
And I'm going to follow you on Twitter.
So get to it.
Go to ghostpolitics.com and go buy something, baby.
Anyway, I'm out of here.
Stay in the room, and I'm going to continue shout-outs right now.
Anyway, we are now officially off the air.
Go ahead and undo that.
Go ahead and undo that chat room engineer.
Let's continue going.
Where the hell was I at anyway, engineer?
All right, we got Fluttershy, my wife you.
We Flutter Floodoo Shy.
We got, I'm not going to say that.
I'm not going to say that either.
I'm not going to say that either.
I'm not going to say that.
Future DNB in the house.
What's going on, Future DMB?
We got G Engineer Mutiny, ha ha ha.
Gzara Hawks, Gamer God, Gamer Vlog, Games Vlog, excuse me, Garok Wild Speaker, Gasgara in the house, Gay Meredith Bukaki, G4, German on women.
Ah, you son of a bitch.
Leave the man alone for Christ's sake.
God damn it.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, what else we got?
We got Ghost is a Brony.
Yeah, real funny.
Ghost is Yosemite Sam.
Yeah, real funny asshole.
Ghost loves Brony.
No, I don't, you idiot.
No, I don't.
Ghost loves Omega, man.
Are you kidding me?
That guy's a nut job.
All right?
Why you idiots patronize that idiot's stupid ridiculous two-bit show?
I have no freaking idea.
This guy thinks that he's got special powers that nobody else has.
If he's got special powers that nobody else has, why doesn't he just conjure up a goddamn broadcast through osmosis instead of using blog talk radio for Christ's sake?
Anyway, no sense in talking about that guy.
He's kind of a nutter.
We got Ghost Engineer in the house.
We got all the guests.
Look at all the guests up in here, man.
Look at all the damn guests.
What's going on, all the guests that are up in the joint chilling like some insane villains listening to the True Capitalist Radio broadcast?
I appreciate it.
Make sure to hit me back on Twitter or something.
Ghost Politics.
Anyway, we got Guy Wolf, G. Weave, H Canadian on 6th Street, Hambone Ghost, Hambones Fox, and shit.
Han Hanzo, Hanukkah for Ghost.
I'm not Jewish asshole.
Herrbinger.
Hey Runya.
We got Haverkooch.
We got Herman Kane, L-O-L.
Shut up, you idiot.
I'm not going to say that.
When Herman Poopskin, you idiot.
Guest List Chaos00:08:10
Anyway, we got Hole on Whole Cream Pie.
We got Horseradish Deep Throat.
Houston Hotness.
Humpra Humpadur.
What is this?
I eat seven-year-old fruit cake.
I shove it up, your ass.
I'm a Sofa King.
What have we got?
We got, I'm not going to say these Herman Kane ones, you idiot.
I'm not saying these, all right?
Sandusty the clown.
Are you kidding me?
Anyway, I see butts in the house.
Who else do we got going on?
We got I'm not going to say that either.
All right.
I'm an alcoholic.
I'm not going to say that either.
I'm from the future.
Indie 1489.
iPhone is fail.
I love you, Ghost.
What else we got?
We got, I'm not going to say that.
Japanese mutants.
What else?
We got Jay the Lurker, Jerry Sandusky, JFK Headshot, John CumQuest.
Jesus Christ.
Jub Jub Joe.
Kane.
I'm not going to say that, you idiot.
Can't.Wave, Captain Morshoe, Kara Scun, Kara Zuckun.
I don't know.
I'm sorry I mispronounced that name.
Kimby the Great.
Kiwi Cam, Knight 4745.
L John Conquest on Ghost.
Just shove it up your ass, all right?
Latterson, Lick Fluttershy, Locker Room.
Get that asshole out of here.
Get him out.
Get that asshole with Locker Room in his name out of here.
Get him out.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, what else?
We got LOL 044, Love and Smash, Lyra the Unicorn.
We got Magical Brony, My Little Ghostie, Mecha Wawa, whatever.
I can't pronounce your name.
Meow, I'm Gonna Barf.
What is this?
Meredith for President, Meredith Vieira, Metagross, something.
I don't know.
Michael J. Fox in the Shakespeare name, asshole.
Michael Coring, Mike Thomas, Milton Friedman, Morton Chicane, or Mobile Chicane, Moondancer, Mr. Bournes, Mr. Floozy, Mr. Seven Beetle.
I don't know.
I can't even pronounce that.
I mean, give me a break.
We're in a spell.
I'm not going to say that either.
Mystical Rhymes, Navy freaking Husky.
The Nigerian in the house.
What's going on, Nigerian?
No corn for Ghost.
No more heroes, 488, NWO Informant, Nyan Kitty, Occupy Columbine, OG McKids, Okie Doki Loki, P. Ghost on Caroline.
Get that asshole ghost on Caroline.
Get him out.
Get him out for Christ's sake, man.
I'm sick of that crap.
P.M.M. Michael J. Fox and the Hambones.
P. Sandusky Jim Teacher.
Get Sandusky Jim Teach.
Get him out.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, I'm just, this is just getting sick and sick.
Anyway, we got Sam Baker in the place.
What's going on, man?
Where the hell am I at?
I'm a little ahead of myself.
Sorry about that.
I got off Keister.
Sorry.
Anyway, Pinkie Pie, Pony Toast, who rips me off on a consistent basis.
Prankster Pinkie Pie.
Professional poop tickler.
R.I.P. Cho Singhu.
You stupid.
Get that asshole out.
Get him out of here, too.
Get him out.
Stupid asshole.
You know what you're doing with that stupid name, you dumb jerk.
Anyway, Rainbow, what is it?
Rainbow Dash for Life.
Rey Z. Coast.
Roger Waters.
Ron Paul Engineer 2012.
Russia for Rat Rash.
Shut up.
Rusty Sockett.
Ryan Parsons.
Ryu 202.
S. Carolina on God.
God damn it with the Caroline names for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, we got Sandusky, shower attendant.
That's good.
God damn it, man.
You're the freaking mom.
Stupid sons of bitches.
Let me get this over with for Christ's sake.
What's up?
Sam Baker in the house.
What's going on, man?
Get that.
Forget about the other asshole after him.
We got Seven Leaf Brony.
We got Shea Baines or some crap.
Shartless Bowels.
Sir Fagalot.
Sir Hakey.
Soppy Wet Dog Sex.
Spermy 2012.
S.P. Lee.
Steven DeMaster 95.
Stick It.
Sock my Mac.
That stupid idiot.
Some Bone D, Super Cammy Guru.
Super Poop Tickler.
Who else we got?
We got Swinging Sambo.
I'm not going to say that name.
We got Tampon Popsicle Taurus 454.
Texas Barbecue.
Yeah, real funny, jerk.
We've got the Hambonator.
Yeah, real funny.
The Legendary Tuba.
The Chiz.
We got the Draken or some crap.
I don't know.
We got the Fiery Unicorn 786.
The Grand Cockmongler.
You sick son of a bitch.
The guy 1337.
The KK 2001.
The Rock 88T Karma.
Toddler Speed Bump.
Toddler Speed Bump.
Get that sick.
Get him out of here for Christ's sake, man.
God damn it.
These sick, twisted freaks, man.
They're freaks.
Jesus Christ.
Top badge.
Torzor.
Torzier.
Excuse me.
Trans-testicle poop tickler.
Trolley Brony.
True Communist Pony.
True Orgray.
Truth and Ads.
2-2 was Butt Told.
You, Caroline, the Whore.
I'll keep that one, but I don't know about you, Caroline, on Go.
Get Caroline on Ghost Out of Get out!
Get him out!
Enough of the goddamn Caroline jokes!
All right?
I gotta see that Skankosaurus this goddamn holiday season.
You stupid sacks of crap.
As a matter of fact, that's the next name.
You sorry, Saxa Crap.
That's the next name on the list, by the way.
Un Owen was capitalist.
Who else we got?
Unexpected X, Unique Rose, Von Richo Finn.
What's going on, man?
We got, we got, we got Wet Main Rarity Rule 34.
Wide Virus, William Nutt, Winter Wrap-Up, Wood Chippers for Kids, Ex-Boris, Real Work, Zeke, what is that?
Z Sandusky Caparty Kids.
Shut up.
Get these Sandusky names out of here.
And I'm not saying that other Caroline name.
Got that other Caroline name out of here.
Get him out.
Anyway, Zilla the Brony and Zorak the Shapeshifter.
Anyway, that was all the names, folks.
Capitalist Movement Thanks00:02:33
I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me this Wednesday.
You know, it was kind of a bumpy show, to say the least, because of these goddamn cyber vermin and troll terrorists.
I'm telling you, you know, you troll terrorists are a bigger disappointment than Daniel John's grown-up from Silver Chair.
That's actually, you're a bigger disappointment than that guy.
All right?
Anyway, I want to say thank you very much for tuning in with me, folks.
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Long live the capitalist movement.
And oh, yeah.
I don't know if I'm going to be here tomorrow, but if I'm not here tomorrow, I'm definitely going to be here for Baller Friday.
All right?
I ain't missing, I ain't missing Baller Friday for nothing.
All right.
So once again, I'd like for everybody to please, hey, lock down that chat, engineer.
Lock down that goddamn chat.
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Anything.
It doesn't really matter.
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And last and certainly not least, where all the archives of every show that I have ever conducted is right here at this address, folks.
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Bookmark it.
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Do whatever you have to do.
But every episode that I have ever conducted in my internet broadcasting career is right there.
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It's right there.
Anyway, folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
Long live the capitalist movement, baby.
And of course, death to ignorance.
I'm out of here.
Get me out of here, engineer.
You freaking tar got me.
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True Capitalist Archive00:00:27
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