Ghost analyzes the 2012 GOP race, claiming Herman Cain's withdrawal resulted from a media conspiracy to protect Obama's racial strategy and the bureaucratic establishment. He predicts dollar devaluation akin to Zimbabwe, urges hoarding pre-1982 copper pennies and pre-1963 silver coins, and denounces the USPS $15 billion deficit as proof of government failure. Ghost further asserts Vladimir Putin is a communist, blames Obama for destabilizing Egypt and Libya toward World War III, and aggressively rebukes callers using racist slurs or conspiracy theories about the Illuminati before ending the broadcast early. [Automatically generated summary]
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Your host, the prognosticator of prognosticators, the man they call Go Me.
And thank you for tuning in with me to another edition of True Capitalist Radio.
And of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
And once again, folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
I know that last week I didn't do a Thursday or Friday show, folks, but you have to forgive me.
It is that time of the year.
I've got brick-mortar businesses that are going out the wazoo as it pertains to profits.
I can't even keep inventory in these retail locations.
And moreover, if you take a look at the markets, I mean, these markets are starting to take some positive numbers into the plus side, like yours truly has always prognosticated.
So, once again, you're going to have to forgive me every time that I've missed a few broadcasts, but never forget, if you want to be the first to figure out when I'm going to have an actual broadcast, well, by God, you're going to have to follow me on Twitter.
And if you haven't done so already, then you're a damn milky liquor.
All right?
Ghost politics.
All one word, no underscores.
Ghost politics.
All right?
Anyway, folks, before we get into anything else, I'd like to remind everybody this is episode number 178.
178 episodes of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast have gone by for all the folks keeping track.
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Markets Show Rhythmic Patterns00:02:29
Anyway, we've got a lot of things to talk about.
Once again, the markets are doing fairly great.
I mean, to say the least.
I think they could be a little bit higher.
I still think that we're way oversold in the equities aspect.
But it's starting to seem like we're starting to get a little bit of a rhythmic pattern as it relates to the market increases in the equities markets.
So before we get into anything else, we've got a lot of things to talk about.
I know that everybody's wondering what I have to say about the recent developments of our candidate that we are pushing for out here on True Capitalist Radio, and I'm talking about none other than my man, Herman Sugarcane.
We're going to get to that right after we get to the markets, folks.
So we're going to get through the markets really quick.
And once we do that, we're going to get right into the first subject matter.
So without any further ado, let's get into the markets.
Dow Jones Industrials up today, 78.41 points, a percentage increase of 0.65%, closing out the Dow Jones Industrials at 12,097.80 points for the Dow Jones Industrials.
Let's get to the SP.
It is up 12.80 points, a percentage increase of 1.03% on the day, closing out the S ⁇ P at 1,257.08 points for the S ⁇ P 500.
Let's get to the NASDAQ.
NASDAQ is up 28.83 points, a percentage increase of 1.10% on the day.
And it closed out the NASDAQ at 2,655.76 points for the NASDAQ.
And for our brethren across the pond who like fish and tips, fish and chips and English tea, brethren across the pond of them in England, the FTSE 100 is up also today, 15.67 points, a percentage increase of 0.28%, closing out the FTSE 100 at 5,567.96 points for the FTSE 100.
And for all our brethren out there in Germany, because we do have a lot of capitalists in Germany, believe it or not, Los Schlaga Schliegen, Schlagen, Volkswagen, the DAX is also up today, 25.41 points, a percentage increase of 0.42%, closing out the DAX at 6,106.09 points for the DAX.
Futures Market Opportunities Arise00:15:34
Now, you know, let me tell you something.
We're starting to see a pattern, once again, a traditional investment pattern as it relates to the markets because we saw increases today.
So traditionally, you would think that if you see increases in equities, you're going to see decreases in commodities, correct?
That's exactly what happened.
That's exactly what happened.
We're starting to see a little bit more tradition come back into the market for Christ's sake.
I think it's temporary, if you want my personal opinion.
I think it's temporary.
I think that, you know, the Euro situation is just a can being kicked down the road for a later date.
Moreover, I think that the United States has proven with the failure of this so-called super debt committee that Obama appointed that was supposed to cut $1.5 trillion in the budget of the government over the next 10 years.
It was a failure.
It proves that we're not on a path of fiscal responsibility.
And if we're not on a path to fiscal responsibility, well, then the value of the dollar is going to continue to be devalued.
And sooner or later, and I keep saying this, we're going to end up like freaking Zimbabwe out here, where in Zimbabwe, The government of Zimbabwe got control of the printing presses and decided to just kind of print Zimbabwe money like it was going out of style.
And now, if you want to goddamn roll of toilet paper out there in Zimbabwe, it's going to cost you about $35,000 Zimbabwe dollars.
Yeah.
I mean, this is what America is going to turn itself out to be, for Christ's sake.
And moreover, I don't know if you all read that article that was front page of Yahoo News, that article about penny hoarders, huh?
I know there's a lot of ass clowns that were clowning me last time about me suggesting that if you have some spare time, if you not necessarily a stock wizard, if you're a kind of fiscal conservative, but still want to be able to profit some degree on some of these financial opportunities, one of the things that you should do is start accumulating pennies that are before the year 1982, 1982,
and previous because they are made 95% copper.
And copper prices are going to continue to rise.
And I'm not just advising people to, you know, start accumulating pennies that are 1982 and previous because those pennies that were after 1982 are made of nothing but zinc and it's crap.
All right.
But the second thing you need to accumulate, which I have been accumulating, folks, is any quarter, half dollar, dime prior to 1963.
You understand that?
You have to just start accumulating those because those coinage were made of 90% silver.
I mean, you need to take a look at the prices of some of these, I mean, American corners from 1940.
I mean, the dimes, for Christ's sake, just take a look at the prices.
There's an actual market for this stuff.
All right?
There's an actual market for this stuff.
I mean, you need to go out there and capitalize on this, baby.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, I just wanted to go ahead and toot my own horn here because I know there was a lot of idiots in this chat room flapping their fat sausages of fingers on the keyboard, clowning me, saying, Dude, ghost, you're telling us to start collecting pennies, dude?
I mean, dude, dude, shut up.
All right?
Look at me now.
All right.
Did you see Yahoo News?
It was up.
It had some goddamn little article about penny hoarders.
And lo and behold, look at what we got going on here, huh?
Anyway, let's continue going.
I mean, where the hell was I at?
We had gotten through with the equities.
Let's get to the commodities, shall we?
Energy was down today, believe it or not, given the fact that we saw such increases in not only equities but bond rates.
You understand?
I mean, anybody take a look at the American dollar increased in value to a certain degree.
But I think that that is just a short-term play based upon the fears of the Euro.
Anyway, let's continue going.
We got Brent Crude Futures, and for all you idiots that don't know what Brent crude is, all right, Brent crude is the crude oil that's shipped off to Europe and Asia.
It is down today, 49 cents, a percentage decrease of 0.45%, closing out the Brent Crude futures at $109.45 per barrel of Brent crude oil.
We've got gasoline futures going up, though, $2.25, a percentage increase of .24%.
I know there's a lot of ass clowns having a circle jerk because, oh, look, the gas prices are coming down about 10, 15 cents from two weeks ago.
We should have a freaking party about it.
Are you kidding me, you idiots?
I mean, you better be taking advantage of any kind of a lull or any kind of decrease in the gasoline pump price because just based upon the goddamn future prices, you know as well as I, as we start creeping closer and closer to that holiday season, you know as well as I that these gas prices are not only going to go up, but the goddamn prices of things at the supermarket and the shopping malls are going to go up for Christ's sake.
You know it and I know it.
So let's continue going.
We got heating oil up today, 14 cents, a percentage increase of 0.05%.
And let me tell you something right now, it is cold down here in Texas.
Are you kidding me?
I mean, we had a drought.
I mean, Jesus Christ, this summer, we had scorched earth for Christ's sake out here in Texas.
We had scorched earth.
And now we're freezing our nards off out here.
We had freezing precipitation out here, for Christ's sake.
It's pathetic.
I mean, Mother Nature, make up your mind, baby.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, let's continue going.
We got natural gas down majorly today.
Oh, man.
Let me tell you something.
If you're a natural gas player today, I mean, you were taking it right in the sack because it is down 13 cents today, a percentage decrease of 3.71%.
I mean, good God.
Anybody who's in the natural gas markets today, I'm telling you, you took it in the pants.
And that's why I don't like volatile markets like that.
You know, you know, high risk, high reward.
We've talked about that on many broadcasts about the natural gas market.
I mean, I don't like those types of markets.
I like those types of equities when you have those types of day equities where the volatility are like 10, 20, 30 point swings in a day.
I mean, there's some pretty good liquid to be made if you're day trading those types of plays.
But, I mean, futures is a little bit different.
I don't really get into futures very much on this broadcast as far as it goes to trading them because you have to have a lot of upfront capital to be able to participate in actual futures trading.
I mean, for you folks that are unfamiliar with futures trading, you're not actually trading in equity in the future, or in the futures market.
You're actually trading a contract, a piece of paper that is an order for whatever you're investing in.
For instance, if you're investing in cattle, well, a futures investor will actually purchase an order that's already an obligated order.
For instance, they purchased the contract of so many cattle for this price.
Well, that price goes up and down as it relates to the volatility of the market.
All right?
And believe it or not, that particular future has a date of delivery.
So what futures investors try to do is they try to hold on to those futures contract in just amount of time so that they can profit and sell the actual futures contract to an actual distributor who wants the commodity in general.
The investor doesn't necessarily want to hold on to the commodity and have it delivered to their house.
Do you understand?
It's just a holding period of the contract.
It's a very high-risk, high-reward situation in the futures market, and you have to have a lot of goddamn money to be playing in it.
But if you can play in it, it's a good market.
There's some good money to be made in this futures market.
No BS.
All right?
But, you know, right now, for all the folks that are listening in, I know we do have a younger contingent who listens into the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
I would strongly advise you to start looking at equities.
Start looking at commodities in the regard of physical metals and those types of investment plays before you start participating in some of these high-risk, high-reward financial investments.
Anyway, let me get on to the program.
It is WTI Sweet Crude, all right?
Down today.
That's WTI for all you dumb idiot ass clowns who are counting the bacon bits in your ass crack and don't realize what WTI sweet crude is.
It's the crude oil that's consumed right here in America that dictates the amount of money that you're going to pay at the goddamn gas pump.
That dictates the amount of money that you're going to pay for prices at the goddamn supermarket and at the goddamn shopping mall, for Christ's sake.
And everybody fails to comprehend.
Everybody fails to comprehend that, hey, why is everything raising in value?
I don't get it.
Anyway, WTI sweet crude is down today, luckily.
24 cents, a percentage decrease of 0.24%, closing out WTI at $100.72 per barrel of WTI, for Christ's sake.
Let's get through agriculture.
I want to get through all this crap because I want to take your calls, all right?
I mean, I'm depressed.
I mean, do you understand?
I'm depressed.
I mean, Herman Sugarcane is no longer in the race for the GOP nomination president, for Christ's sake.
I mean, I want to talk about it.
I want to hear what the hell you have to say about it.
I've got two words to say about it.
I don't even want to talk about it right now, but I've got two words to say as it relates to the Herman Cain situation: racism and bureaucracy, baby.
Anyway, let me get to the freaking agriculture.
Put the agriculture futures on the screen, engineer.
God damn it.
Jesus Christ.
All right.
Canola up 70 cents.
All right.
Cocoa is down $22 for Christ's sake.
All right.
A percentage decrease of 0.99%.
Coffee.
Jesus Christ.
And this goes all you, for all you idiots that are out here making an excuse in the morning why you're such jerk dicks.
Because.
Hey, dude, don't talk to me unless I have my coffee, dude.
Don't talk to me unless I have my coffee.
Shut up.
You're going to have to pay more now because coffee is up $6.85, a percentage increase of 2.98%.
Corn is down $4.25, a percentage decrease of 0.71%.
We need more corn going down, baby.
Cotton is up 38 cents.
Let's see who else we got.
We have wheat futures down $9, a percentage decrease of 1.32% on the day.
Sugar continues to go up the ass.
All you fat, jelly-ass ham bones that like to shove a couple of pies or a couple of freaking candy bars down your gullet.
It's going to cost you a little bit more.
It is up 63 cents, a percentage increase of 2.69% on the day for sugar.
Soybean futures are down $9.50.
Lumber is up $4.
And let me tell you, the reason the lumber futures are up $4, that's a percentage increase of 1.76%, is because of the positive real estate data that came out last week.
What was it?
New home sales up 10%?
I mean, I'd like to really analyze that figure, but according to the government, that's what it is.
So the investment community responded accordingly.
Anyway, oat futures are down $8, a percentage increase, excuse me, a percentage decrease of 2.54% on the day for oat futures.
We've got soybean oil futures up $0.04.
And good God, did anybody see the wool futures?
I mean, it looks like the bull-nose bulldogs, Rosie O'Donnell, that chicken beak Ellen DeGeneres, and Cody Foster's knuckle with Queen Latifah went out for the wool futures because they are up today $7, a percentage increase of 0.52% on the day.
Now, all right, let's get to the metals, shall we?
The metals.
Let's get to the goddamn metals, baby.
Copper futures are down today for some freaking reason.
They're down $3.10, a percentage decrease of 0.86% on the day.
Gold is also down because everybody's cashing out and moving into the bonds.
They're cashing out and moving into the American dollar.
That's why we're seeing an increase on yield rates today.
Moreover, we're seeing an increase in commodities price, or excuse me, commodities, equities prices, excuse me.
So gold is down today because of that $25.20, a percentage decrease of 1.44% on the day, closing out gold at $1,726.10 per Troy ounce of gold.
And moreover, we also saw a minor decrease, or a little bit more than a minor decrease in silver.
But let me tell you something.
I'm not fretting about it.
I'm accumulating more goddamn physical silver as far as I'm concerned because I know the government is not stopping its spending.
It is devaluing the American dollar, and that's all there is to it.
All right?
It is down 59 cents, a percentage decrease of 1.81% on the day, closing out silver at $32.09 per Troy ounce of silver.
Livestock is down $2.80, a percentage decrease of 2.27% on the day.
I mean, good Lord.
Are you kidding me for Christ's sake?
2.27% decrease on the day?
I better reflect on my Perry steakhouse bill coming up this weekend when I'm out there flipping the bill for some goddamn three-inch thick cut Porterhouse steak, boy.
Anyway, cattle feeder futures are also down $2.30, a percentage decrease of 1.56% on the day, for Christ's sake.
That's cattle feeder.
That's the crap that these damn cows eat so that they can get nice and fat and we can eat their damn asses.
You know what I'm saying?
Anyway, let's get to the damn last but not least.
Lean hog futures for all you fat, jelly ass, greasy.
Smelly ass, fat, greasy emboss.
Lean hog are down for some reason today.
It is down $1.27, a percentage decrease of 1.43% on the day.
And that, my friends, is the markets for your ass.
Jesus Christ, look at it, it's 420.
Jesus Christ, I bet you all the potheads right now are loading up their bowl with some purple cream or some Afghan Kush or some crap, blazing it up right now because we just ran through the goddamn markets in 20 minutes, baby.
Herman Cain Campaign Disgrace00:13:16
Anyway, let me get my drink.
Let me give me my drink for Christ's sake.
Here's my drinker.
Good stuff.
I want to say cheers to all the folks that are sitting out there listening to the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
I'm going to go ahead and go right into the first subject matter that I want to discuss.
And I want to talk about my man, Herman Sugar Kane.
Now, let me explain what has happened and what has transpired in the Herman Kane campaign.
All right?
When Herman Cain finally came on the scene, everybody thought this man was pretty much an afterthought as it related to the candidates that were running for the GOP presidential nomination.
But then yours truly, yours truly endorsed Herman Cain for president on this broadcast.
And lo and behold, all of a sudden, Herman Cain saw a meteoric rise to the top.
All of a sudden, Herman Cain started basically saying a lot of the rhetoric that has been said on this broadcast verbatim.
As soon as yours truly embraced Herman Cain, you started hearing this man saying more and more pro-capitalist idealism.
And because of that, his popularity just kind of meteoric rise.
It's just an unbelievable explosion of popularity.
I mean, it actually looked like we were going to have an outsider, you know, somebody that was a non-bureaucrat potentially running for president.
But all that changed.
Oh, yeah, all that changed.
Let me explain what happened.
And you can look back in the archive if you idiots don't believe me.
All right?
Once yours truly embraced Herman Sugarcane for president, all of a sudden, Herman Cain not only started rising in popularity, but like I said previous, he started saying a lot of the rhetoric that yours truly says on this broadcast on a daily basis.
Secondly, once he started gaining popularity and started saying pro-capitalist rhetoric, who were the first people to go after him, huh?
These goddamn poverty pimps like goddamn Jesse Jackson and them Al Sharpton out here, that conk-headed Al Sharpton out there, started going after him.
These so-called black leaders that are supposed to be mouthpieces for the black community.
These were the first poverty pimp jerk dicks taking personal pop shots at Herman Cain.
Of course, it fell on deaf ears because nobody gives a crap about what dumb fat ass Al Sharpton has to say.
All right?
I mean, he should be lucky his conk-headed Uncle Tom ass is even on TV and there's anybody even listening to his ass.
All right?
But then once the black leaders, once that didn't really do any kind of damage to the Herman Cain campaign, what happened?
His own party, all right?
The GOP itself decided to turn on Herman Cain.
Now, why would the GOP, the party that this man is running for, why would the GOP turn around and all of a sudden just completely annihilate?
I mean, because that's what happened to Herman Cain out here.
They annihilated this man on the media.
His own GOP brethren released this disgusting, despicable story about past so-called settlements for sexual harassment.
And, of course, it was the Rick Perry campaign because Rick Perry's strategist worked with Herman Cain, actually worked under Herman Cain for many, many years.
All right?
So Rick Perry and his sleazeball campaign threw out these confidential settlements, mind you.
These were confidential settlements, and this disgusting, despicable scumbag, the strategist for Perry, actually released this nonsense.
All right?
Released this crap.
I mean, these were confidential settlements.
And then once those confidential settlements became public, all of a sudden the liberal media, oh, my God, the liberal media just started hopping on this like a goddamn fly on a dog turd.
Are you kidding me?
I mean, I have never seen so much media, time, attention, effort, and energy aimed at trying to assassinate the character of one man in my entire life.
Now, why would the liberal media throw so much time and attention in trying to assassinate the character of Herman Cain?
Well, I'll tell you why.
All right?
Because they know, as I've always said on this broadcast, that the only thing Barack Obama has to campaign on in 2012 is the race card.
Yeah?
Is the race card.
That's all they can do.
They did it in 2008.
All right?
Oh, you're against yes, we can.
Well, you're a racist.
Oh, oh, you're against the stimulus package too, Bill.
Well, you're a racist.
Oh, oh, you're against Obamacare.
Oh, you're a racist.
I mean, it's the crux of the campaign strategy of David Axelrod in the Barack Obama campaign.
Racism.
You know it, and I know it.
All right?
He agitated the whole racial component of the American population in 2008, and it won in the election, and he's going to do it one more time in 2012.
What did Herman Cain represent as an opportunity for an opposition to this liberal, disgusting regime that has taken control of our government?
He represented the nullification of the race card.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Herman Cain nullified that whole racial component as it relayed to the presidential seat of the executive branch.
You understand?
I mean, no longer, if Herman Cain was the candidate running against Obama, no longer would Obama have to sit here and continue to tout this racism nonsense because he couldn't do it.
He could not battle any kind of racial debate as it relayed to Herman Cain.
It would have nullified their whole campaign strategy.
The mainstream media knows it.
David Axelrod knows it.
And Barack Obama knows it.
That's why you saw so much time, effort, energy into assassinating the character of Herman Cain.
Now, why isn't the mainstream media going after Newt Gingrich?
I mean, Newt Gingrich is probably a bigger sleazeball in his personal life than Herman Sugar Cain.
Why aren't we going after any of these other candidates and their nefarious skeletons in the closet activity?
Well, let's be honest, folks.
All right.
This proves Herman Cain, the media assassination of the character of the man Herman Cain is proof that government institutionalism is a fraternity.
It's a fraternity, and let's be honest, Herman Cain wasn't in it.
Herman Cain was an outsider coming in, hoping to shock the system.
I mean, his 999 program would have eliminated the IRS.
His 999 program would have forced the government to start actually spending instead of, you know, making these cosmetic spending cuts to make one party look more fiscally responsible than the other.
He would have lowered taxes on Americans across the board while broadening the tax base with the 9% sales tax.
I mean, he would have done a lot of things that would have actually changed the government system of bureaucracy.
And you see, this government system of bureaucracy doesn't like change.
Haven't you noticed that anybody who's been any position of power, and I'm talking about real power, I'm talking about senators, I'm talking about executive branch, I'm talking about congressmen who are on committee seats or heads of committee seats, so on and so forth.
Haven't you noticed that most of these idiots have had to have gone through the fraternity of being in bureaucracy for 15, 25, 30 years before they get into these positions of power?
I mean, it's a really disgusting disgrace that this Herman Cain campaign shows to us, and I'm talking about those of us with common sense.
I'm talking about those of us with critical thinking.
It shows us that this is not a government made for the people and by the people.
I mean, Herman Cain was not somebody who ever had any ties with the government bureaucratic system.
He was never appointed by any bureaucrat to be the head of this or the head of that government bureaucracy.
He was never a mayor or a goddamn governor or a state legislature.
He was never a bureaucrat.
This was a man purely from the private sector going right into the public sector, hoping to shock it so that we can regenerate some kind of economic growth in this country.
But folks, Herman Cain also represented the, and I hate to say it, Herman Kane also represented the change in Vanguard as it relates to the government institution.
I mean, let's be honest, if Herman Kane was elected the GOP nominee, this would have had a domino effect.
All right?
This would have had a domino effect across the board.
I mean, if we elected one person who had no previous bureaucratic government experience into government power, this would have related, trickled down into all seats of power.
It would have trickled down into the Congress.
It would have trickled down in the Senate.
It would have trickled down in the state and the municipalities, for Christ's sake.
But unfortunately, that didn't happen.
That didn't happen because the fraternity of bureaucracy made sure that this man, who was an outsider to the government system, made sure that this man was silenced, made sure this man was eliminated from the debate, made sure that this man's credibility was completely ruined so that our attention can be focused on these disgusting, power-hungry autocrats that are in power today.
And let me tell you something right now.
I refuse, and I want you to get this straight.
I want everybody to know this.
I refuse to back any of these GOP candidates, any of them.
Just like we did in 2008, I'm not going out there and supporting any of these pieces of trash in 2012.
All these people are a bunch of bureaucratic bookworms.
They're a bunch of soulless cash whores.
And I refuse to go out there and vote for any of these pieces of trash.
And look at these people.
These people are going, what about Ron Paul?
Ron Paul's an outsider.
Ron Paul represents the people.
You stupid.
Are you stupid?
Ron Paul knows he's not going to get elected.
He knows it.
The only people that don't know it are the stupid, mindless idiots that think that he actually has a shot.
All right?
The only reason that he continues to run for president is because people keep donating to his campaign.
I mean, the only reason that Ron Paul continues these bids for president is so that he can continue to raise money.
Yeah, that's right.
And let me tell you something.
Ron Paul raises lots and lots of capital as it relates to these fundraising activities that this man does.
All right?
So this man knows that he's not going to freaking win the presidential election.
He knows it, and anybody with any common sense or anybody who knows anything about politic knows it too.
But he continues to run it.
He continues to act serious because, hey, there's enough idiots and complete and utter minions out there that are willing to donate unlimited amount of funds to this man's campaign.
And let's be honest, he's not using all those funds.
He's not out there funding national advertising campaigns.
I mean, what was the last Ron Paul ad that you saw, for Christ's sake?
Huh?
I mean, give me a freaking break.
It's ridiculous.
That's why I'm saying, for all you people that are, oh, Ron Paul, he's so great.
He's going to change the country.
He is a bureaucratic piece of crap, just like the rest of them.
Strom Thurman Political Forces00:02:54
And I refuse to back up any career bureaucrat.
Do you understand?
You want to talk about real change?
You want real change in Washington?
You need to elect people that have nothing to do with the bureaucratic process.
And I don't care if they're complete idiots, to be honest with you, at this point.
I don't care if they're complete and utter morons.
I think that everybody out there in America should start putting their damn name on the ballot and we start just picking rabbits out of a hat and start throwing them in Washington and reset the whole goddamn government system as far as I'm concerned.
We don't need bureaucrats in Washington for 30, 40, 50 years, for Christ's sake.
I mean, look at Strom Thurman.
Y'all remember Strom Thurman?
That asshole died in Congress, for Christ's sake.
I mean, well, how long was he in Congress?
60 years?
70 years?
Whatever the hell it was?
It's ridiculous, man.
Jesus Christ, I refuse to give any support to any of these bureaucrats of the GOP because they're all government bureaucrats.
They're all career politicians.
And they could care less about you or I, for Christ's sake.
At least Herman Kane put forth a fiscal policy on the table that would have invigorated the goddamn economic growth of this country.
It would have lowered taxes on everybody across the board.
It would have eliminated the IRS.
It would have eliminated the HR blocks and all these unscrupulous tax preparer operations and all this other nonsense.
It would have completely cleared out all this disgusting bureaucratic red tape as it relates to paying your taxes and all you've got to do, 9% across the board.
9% personal, 9% corporate, 9% national sales tax.
You lower the taxes on the people.
You broaden the base by actually implementing this 9% sales tax, which, believe it or not, with 9% sales tax, it forces people to pay taxes.
It forces people to pay taxes.
Drug dealers, pimps, prostitutes, strippers, all these people that are out here making capital, they're making liquid and aren't paying taxes.
That 9% sales tax would have accumulated enough taxes from these individuals.
And, you know, let's be honest, we need to collect something from these people.
They're taking advantage of the American dream, even though it's through the underworld.
But no, you know, we're going to have the same goddamn thing that we've always had in this country.
The same goddamn garbage where you have to go to a goddamn tax attorney and all these accountants and pay them tens of thousands, hundreds of thousands of dollars so that they can be bureaucratic bookworms and look for loopholes so that you don't have to pay any taxes.
That's just great.
Anyway, what happened to Herman Sugarcane just goes to show you folks that this government is not made for the people and by the people.
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All right?
This country is no different than Russia.
Russia had its elections here, was it, yesterday?
And let me tell you something right now.
Anybody who believes that those elections in Russia were credible, you're an idiot.
All right?
You're an utter idiot.
I mean, everybody's like, oh, look, Vladimir Putin, he lost seats in the DOMA or the Duma, whatever the hell you call that stupid little thing.
He lost seats in the Duma.
What do you mean he lost seats in the Duma?
So what?
His stupid little party, United Russia, lost a few seats.
Big deal.
Did you see who gained seats in Russia, you idiots?
The Communist Party.
I mean, hello.
I mean, Vladimir Putin was a KGB communist goddamn agent, for Christ's sake.
You don't think that this man has control of not only the United Russia Party, but the goddamn Communist Party?
This man is still in control.
It's ridiculous.
That's exactly what we have right here in this country.
We don't have any goddamn freedom.
We don't have any goddamn liberty.
We're not free to choose who we want to lead us out here.
This fraternity of bureaucracy is throwing these candidates upon us.
It is forcing these candidates upon us.
And it's pathetic.
Anyway, I want to hear from you.
646-652-4869 is the number to call.
We're talking about Herman Sugarcane and him being forced to drop out of the race.
Because let's be honest, folks, I mean, they completely annihilated this man in the media.
I mean, any woman that happened to have said in a press conference, Herman Kane and sex in the same sentence, the goddamn mainstream media put the goddamn thing all over the freaking boot tube, man.
I mean, we got wars in Iraq.
We got wars in Afghanistan.
And yet you've got these disgusting, burnt, plastic-faced bimbos next to that disgusting, ridiculous rodent, Gloria Ulrid, reading some pre-written statement that, oh, Herman King, he touched my vagina.
And then he put my head near his crotch.
Shut up.
Shut your ass.
Anyway, we want to hear from you.
646-652-4869.
What do you think about Herman Sugarcane and the unbelievable modern-day media lynching that they gave this man?
I mean, this isn't a country made for the people and by the people anymore.
This is Russia.
We're in communist Russia.
Jesus Christ.
And a racist communist Russia at that.
Because let me tell you something.
If you don't think that there was a racial component as it related to the Herman Cain campaign, you've got another thing coming for Christ's sake.
I mean, I could only wish I could do some kind of voodoo cheek slap a hoe Indian Day of the Dead dance or something so I can bring back the spirit of Malcolm X.
I would bring back the spirit of Malcolm X and he'd be throwing up a bean pie right now, looking at the open racism that has happened to the Herman Cain campaign, and it's disgusting.
6466524869, let's take some calls here.
Area coach 775, you're on the air.
Hey, ghost, how you doing?
How's it going?
I'm just torn up about this, too.
I was watching it yesterday, and I was just like thinking to myself, there's a speech that he always gives.
He did this during the debates as well.
And you just got to look back on that, really, before you get disheartened from his decisions.
It was from the Pokemon 2000 movie.
It was.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
All right.
There was a total of five or six words in the beginning of one sentence.
And all of a sudden, they're like, oh, my God, he took his whole speech from Pokemon.
Do you want to know why that the campaigns are starting to do this?
They're starting to, like, you know, have little talking points from certain elements of entertainment.
Because that's all you idiots, that's all you idiots absorb in your feeble minds.
You know, that's all you idiots remember.
You know?
all Pokemon, all Lion King when I was a kid.
Five freaking words.
And you idiot, Lion.
He took the whole speech.
Yeah, he took the whole speech in ying, ye, ying, ye, shut up, all right?
Shut your stupid, stinking, smelly holes out here, all right?
The bottom line is, is that not only did this mainstream media character assassinate the great Herman Sugarcane, but you racist idiots that were out here nitpicking at this man?
You're out here, you know, oh, look, this has some correlation with this, and oh, look, Eli, it's a black man, and that the black man.
You see, you people are a racist bunch of pieces of crap right now.
You understand that?
You people are racist, and I can't believe that I live in a country that's so goddamn racist, for Christ's sake, all right?
I mean, I'm a melting pot of friendship.
All right?
I happen to have a whole bunch of friends that happen to be black, all right?
I happen to have a whole bunch of friends that happen to be Mexican.
I happen to have a whole bunch of friends that happen to be Oriental and WAP and camel jockey.
And I refuse to sit over here and accept that the American people are just complete and utter unadulterated racist jerks.
I can't believe it.
I can't believe it.
I cannot believe this crap.
Anyway, let's take another call.
6-0, what do you think about Herman Cain?
Good idiot.
Oh, look what I'm going to do, I'm going to pretend like I'm a radio DJ, even though my fat jelly ass couldn't go to school and figure out how to do it for myself.
I'm going to put the phone to the goddamn speaker and pretend.
Hey, how you doing?
I'm Casey Kayson, and we're going to go to the shut up!
847, what do you think about Herman Sugarcane?
Hello, Ghost, I would like to say that I'm disappointed that the choices, the chances of the Luminati member...
You're stumbling over your own tongue, for Christ's sake.
Learn how to spoken before you call up my broadcast there, you freaking immigrant.
Who else do we got going on?
We got 215.
You're on the horn.
You know, I just brought in Jerry Sandy.
Make it my teeth, my teeth.
Make it my team.
Here we go with these splicers.
Look, I'm not going to let you idiots deviate the conversation from what we're talking about here.
Do you understand that?
We're supposed to be talking about Herman Kane and the complete and utter modern-day media lynching that the media and not only that his own party gave him.
This is utter racism.
This is a fraternity of government bureaucrats trying to protect itself, and it's pathetic.
Jesus Christ.
Am I right, engineer, or am I wrong?
You see what I'm saying?
I mean, at least somebody agrees with me out here, for Christ's sake.
You people are a bunch of racist pricks.
That's what you are.
You idiots are a bunch of racist pricks that don't care as long as you're continuing to watch the latest jerk dick prancing around the stage on American Idol like he's got a hamster hanging out his asshole.
That's all you care about.
Stupid son of a bitch.
336, what's up?
You're on the horn.
What do you think about Herman Kane?
Yeah, I saw your son in the shower at 10 Saturday.
You probably haven't followed Joey's hand.
See, you can't even say it.
You want to know why you can't even say it?
Oh, you're gonna hang on!
He hung up on.
Call that son of a bitch back, engineer.
Call him back.
Doctor.
We're going to call this son of a bitch back for Christ's sake.
And we're going to tell him, look, the reason that you cannot say your little stupid prank call is because you're an idiot.
You're an unbelievably pathetic pimple on the ass of life excuse.
That's what you are.
Get him on the line, engineer.
Goddammit.
Hello, Gary.
Hey, what's going on?
You're stumbling over your own tongue.
Why don't you spit it out this time, boy?
Why don't you spare me?
You know, my little buddy.
You know what?
I'm going to give your number out for Christ's sake.
All right?
I'm going to give your number out right now on the air contact.
That's a violation of my first amendment, something like that.
I don't know.
I did not study.
Yeah, you don't even know what the First Amendment is, you stupid idiot.
This is a communication area.
You're out here calling me all kinds of ridiculous, pedophiliate-type rhetoric, for Christ's sake.
Oh, whoa, whoa, you're going to hang up.
Oh.
Call his ass back.
Call him back.
Is his mother a better answer?
I'm going to talk to somebody.
Press 1.
If you still want to leave a message for this person, press 3 or simply stay on the line.
At the tone, please record your message.
When you have finished recording, you may hang up or press 1 for more options.
I should have known you were some kind of a male fluffer, not only from the over-femininity that you spouted off on this broadcast at True Capitalist Radio, but what kind of a fruity ass message was that for Christ's sake?
I mean, didn't I hear that on a freaking Geico commercial?
You unbelievable rosebud asshole fruit?
I mean, how in the hell are you going to call up to my broadcast and sit here and sputter out sentence fragments out of your goddamn suckhole, and then not even able to get it out?
You're stuttering, you're stumbling, you're like, and then you hang up, I call you back, I try to get you to say whatever it is that you're trying to say out of your damn glory hole server, and you hang up again, and then I get this fruity ass message.
Jesus Christ, I hope your mother goes through your messages.
Mother, if you're listening to this, you need to realize what type of fruity ass crap popped out of your goddamn uterus pipe.
And I think that you need to sit it down, and I think that you need to put some soap in its mouth and realize that, hey, son, if you're going to be a foul-mouthed, cursing-like a sailor, beer drinker type of individual, son, the least you can do is sound off like you got a pair.
Anyway, you're better.
I'm going to call you back later on in this broadcast, and you better answer them, boy.
You better answer.
Get him off!
Get him off, engineer.
God damn it.
Piece of crap.
Anyway, I'm sorry, folks.
I'm sorry we got in.
We got off Keyster there.
I'm completely sorry, but you see, I'm sick of these no personality-having jerk dicks.
If you're going to call up and you're going to do some kind of a prank call, the least you can do, the least you can do is come up with something with a punchline and sound off like you're not scared to do it.
Jesus Christ.
Who else do we got, Engineer?
Throw somebody else on, engineer.
All right, how about somebody from Austin, Texas?
512, what's up?
You're on the horn.
Look, I don't want to hear remixes right now, alright?
I don't want to hear remixes.
I don't want to hear freaking prank calls.
I mean, this is a sad day, a sad day in American history here.
This is a sad day in American history when Herman Sugarcane, a man from the private sector, a man that was brought up during racial, separating times in Georgia, in the South, and he was able to pursue his own endeavors.
He was able to carve his own destiny out because the American dream was laid out for him.
This man was completely annihilated.
All this man worked for, everything this man got, completely annihilated because of the media, modern-day media lynching that this man had.
Jesus Christ, my heart's beating like a rat in because I can't believe it.
And I can't believe it, you people don't even care.
You don't even care that somebody that has nothing to do with the bureaucratic system of government got completely character assassinated because he wanted to change the system.
You stupid racist pieces of crap.
Let's take a couple more calls for Christ's sake because I'm getting a little pissed off.
Area, coach 630, you're on the horn.
Well, I personally think that Herman Kane is a nigger just like you.
Oh, yeah?
630-902.
Oh, call his ass back, engineer.
Call him back.
I'm telling you, I am not accepting this today.
Do you understand that, you little brats?
I'm not taking this.
All right?
This is a sad day in American history.
I'm pissed off.
I'm not taking this.
I'm not taking it.
I am not taking it for Christ's sake.
What happened, engineer?
What did he take his phone off the hook?
He took his phone off the hook for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, I'm getting a little disgusted at the ass clowns that are calling up and making a mockery of one of the most tragic days in American history.
And I'm talking about Herman Sugar Cain having to drop out of the race because of the character assassination that they're inflicted upon this man because he wants to change the system.
It's an utter disgrace, and I can't believe that nobody else is as pissed off as I am about it.
Let's take some Skype callers and see what them finger spankers have to say for Christ's sake.
The 801, the 801 lie.
What's up?
We can't understand you.
All right, ass clown.
Jesus Christ.
Christopher Reeve, what the hell do you got?
You standing tall?
Yes, I am standing tall.
How are you today, sir?
I'm not too bad.
How you doing?
Not too bad.
It's been a while since it's my call, man.
Honestly, man, I really, it's a bummer, man.
You know, he could have done a lot of good.
One second.
Here we go.
He could have done a lot of good in office.
I think he brought a lot more to the table than a lot of the other candidates did.
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And I also think he's black.
Let me see.
Wait a minute.
Well, hold on.
You think he's black?
So what if he's black?
So what if he's black, you racist prick?
So what if he's black?
What?
There has to be a litmus test before somebody goes into office because of their black?
I think he's black.
So what if he's black?
What, you want to throw a bucket of fried chicken there with him and have a mockery of it?
You racist prick!
You put your riches!
You racist!
You people are racist, man!
All of you people are a bunch of racists!
Jesus Christ, I can't believe this crap.
I'm trying to have a legitimate discussion.
A legitimate discussion about this horrific tragedy in political American history.
And these people are making a mockery of it for Christ's sake.
I mean, give me the mic.
Give me the.
So what if he's goddamn black?
So what if he's black?
I mean, hey, Christopher, why would you even bring that up?
Why would you even bring that up for discussion?
Because you're a racist Jewish midget.
Hello?
Yeah, you stupid son of a bitch.
All right?
First and foremost, I'm not a Jew.
All right?
I use yarmulas for coffee filters.
I don't know why I have to keep repeating that to you, idiots.
Secondly, I'm not a midget.
All right?
I don't like midgets.
All right?
I'm sorry.
I know people are going to be like, what?
Oh, my God.
I mean, the only time a midget is useful is like, you know, that new phenomena that's coming out out here in parties nowadays.
You ever heard of midget tossing?
Oh, yeah, we got midgets out here in Austin, Texas, believe it or not.
You can rent these midgets out.
You know, they come with their own goddamn air mattress, for Christ's sake.
And, of course, they come up with a bruiser.
You know, they don't come by themselves.
They're a bruiser.
They got an air mattress.
And believe it or not, you can actually toss these goddamn midgets into an air mattress, believe it or not.
I'm not joking.
I mean, at least you're out there getting paid, right?
And the other reason why I just don't like midgets, you know, and it's nothing personal.
I'm sure midgets are nice people.
All right?
It's just that, in my personal opinion, I think it, I mean, if you're a midget, you may want to cover your ears.
I think it might be a punishment.
You know?
I mean, seriously, I think that being a midget is a punishment because if it wasn't, God would have only thrown two or three of them down here.
We would have had a few laughs, and that would have been the end of it.
All right?
But no, there's a whole community.
There's a whole community of these people.
All right?
A whole community.
Look at these people.
It's not a punishment.
Well, come on.
How is it not a punishment?
All right?
I mean, you know, what was God thinking?
All right?
Oh, okay.
I got it.
I got it.
I'm going to give you a little Mattel toy body, and then I'm going to throw on an 85-pound fucking head.
All right?
And then I'm going to make your arms like five inches too short to whack your own meat bag.
Yeah, that's not a punishment.
No, no, that's not a punishment whatsoever.
I mean, have you seen their arms?
I mean, their hands are coming out their armpit.
For Christ's sake, it's so tiny, for Christ's sake.
I mean, come on.
Anyway, sorry, if you happen to be a midget, I'm sorry.
But that's just my personal opinion, all right?
Anyway, we were supposed to be talking about Herman Sugar Cain, and unfortunately, we got off on this tirate about midgets because some idiot called me some Jewish midget or something of that nature.
And everyone will appreciate that.
All right?
So let's go ahead and continue going, shall we?
We're supposed to be talking about Herman Kane and the modern-day media lynching that has been given upon this man because he is not a part of the government bureaucratic fraternity.
And moreover, he is the biggest threat to Barack Obama's 2012 campaign.
Unfreaking believable.
I want to hear from you.
646-652-4869-801, you're on the horn.
What's up?
You're a Helen Keller deaf mute for Christ's sake.
How about 502?
What's up?
Show me your channel.
Show me your channel.
I mean, does everybody hear this fruit bowl crap?
I mean, I'm not joking, man.
All right?
I don't know what it is about all these Jerry Zandusky types that keep calling up here and acting completely perverted on the damn broadcast.
I don't get it.
I don't know.
I don't care.
But we're supposed to be talking about Herman Kane here.
Are you code 502?
What's up?
I get to be a GOP candidate, but then I took an arrow to the knee.
Hello, Herman Clitter Kane.
That's a stupid meme.
You know, that arrow to the knee?
That is a stupid freaking meme.
That's almost as stupid as Born and red in a playground is hand to hand most of my days.
Hand a man, hand a man to man a man.
Shut up.
818, what's up?
Hey, you there.
Yeah, what's going on?
So you seem to afford Mr. Kane.
I'm interested to see why you're so upset about him, but not upset about.
You got very upset about Anthony Weiner and about his sexual indiscretions.
But you're affording Kane, sorry, something completely differently.
Do you know why?
No, I'll tell you why.
Because first of all, Anthony Wiener was taking pictures of his wiener at the goddamn Congress gym, all right, which he utilizes on our taxpaying dollars, all right?
Secondly, this guy was in his office playing cyber finger-banging sessions with dumb stupid whorebags on his Facebook and on his Twitter, for Christ's sake, when he should have been conducting legislation and doing what, the people's work, all right?
But no, Anthony Wiener didn't do that.
He decided that I'm going to go ahead because I'm the ultimate bureaucrat, because I know how to talk over people, because I know how to make people look like jikes because I shake my head every time they say something that I don't agree with.
I'm going to go out and abuse my authority.
I'm going to go out and utilize government time to solicit finger-banging sessions over the internet from stupid, disgusting, lonely old slut bags.
That's what I'm doing.
That's the difference between Herman Sugar Cain and goddamn Anthony Wiener.
Herman Sugar Cain is a private citizen.
This is a man who basically built his own empire from the ground up.
This is a man who worked his way up through the corporate hierarchy.
I mean, he did what he had to do based upon his own merits and his own goddamn characteristics, and it's all goddamn.
I don't even know how I have to explain myself for this crap.
I don't even know I have to explain myself.
But that's how stupid America is, for Christ's sake.
You want to explain it to these idiots?
You're going to explain it, for Christ's sake.
Jesus, forgive me the mic.
I'm getting too pissed off.
Goddamn, people are pissing me off out here.
I'm telling you this right now, all right?
And not only that, why in the hell are you calling me up from a number when you sound like a foreigner there, buddy?
All right?
All right, you shouldn't be talking with some shrimp under the Barbie accent and criticizing anything as it relates to American politics.
Do you understand that?
I mean, I hate that.
Don't you hate that when these stupid foreigners come in?
Oh, good eye, Mike.
Let me tell you something.
I don't really please shout stripping to the ball the other day having time.
You know what I'm talking about?
I like going out there having crocodiles in there.
Shut up.
All right?
Why don't you worry about your own goddamn pissing ground country before you sit over here and flap your little cocksucker about ours?
And excuse my friends, I'm just pissed off today.
Jesus Christ.
You see, I'm cursing like a sailor because of you idiots.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, we're already in the second hour of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
And of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
And once again, folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
Jesus Christ, these people are pissing me off.
Before we get into anything else, I'd like for everybody to please retweet the broadcast.
Go to the social networks.
Go to the forums.
Go to the blogs.
And spread it around like wildfire.
And let everybody know that true capitalist radio is in effect and in the house, baby.
All right?
There's all kinds of little buttons underneath the player there.
There's a little retweet this button, a little share this button, Google Plus button, all right?
Facebook like button.
Use and abuse those buttons, baby.
All right?
It's just a freaking click, for Christ's sake.
All right, it's just a freaking click.
Jesus Christ.
All right.
I hate to even ask.
I hate to even ask.
Engineer, do we have any goddamn Twitter shout-outs to be had out here?
Well, according to Engineer, we do have some Twitter shout-outs to be had.
And, of course, folks, if you want a Twitter shout-out right here, right now on the True Capitalist Radio broadcast, all you have to do is retweet the first tweet on my Twitter account.
It's that simple, that easy.
All right, go to the Twitter account right now.
Ghost Politics.
As a matter of fact, lock this down.
Lock the goddamn chat room down there, engineer.
Lock it down, baby.
All right, we got a lockdown.
All right, go ahead and go right here.
Ghost politics.
All right, all one word.
No underscores, baby.
Ghost politics.
And retweet the first tweet on the Twitter account.
And I will give you, excuse me, Jesus Christ.
I'll give you a shout-out right here, right now on a True Capitalist Radio broadcast, for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ, man.
I'm just, I'm hyped, for Christ's sake.
I'm pissed off.
I'm pissed off because Herman Kane's no longer running for president, and we're going to have to be forced to pallet one of these power-hungry, bureaucratic, autocratic pieces of garbage as the candidate.
Great.
Freaking great.
All right, let's see.
Who do we got here, Engineer?
All right?
We got Herman Sugar Kane in the house.
We got JFK.
I'm not saying that, you disgusting piece of trash.
Some idiot named JFK underscore headshot.
There's nothing funny about that asshole, all right?
We got Weed Hats.
What's going on with Weed Hacks?
We got some idiot named Ray Bingo.
We got Me Got Munchies.
We got Gyro for Ghost.
Free Sand.
What?
Free Sandusky?
Free Sandusky for Jesus Christ.
I mean, you people are sick.
You know that?
Anyway, I give this an opportunity for those that actually want to broadcast or actually want a shout-out on the broadcast here, but I mean, you people are sick.
You people are sick.
We got Red Slime Girl in the house.
El Foxo Loco.
No coins for Kane.
Stupid idiot.
All right.
We've got Ghost Meme, Video Game 73.
We got Blue Slime Girl, for Christ's sake.
Who else do we got going on?
We got any more here, Engineer?
All right, we got a couple more here.
Once again, retweet the first tweet on the Twitter account.
We got something named Furries for Ghost.
Kane Train Derail.
Shove it up, your ass, you piece of crap.
All right?
Herman Kane would have continued going if this damn media slime ball machine wouldn't have character assassinated this man.
All right?
And I guarantee you that the candidates that are running in the GOP have way more skeletons in the closet than Herman Kane.
But are the mainstream media going after these pricks?
Absolutely not.
Jesus Christ.
And you know, you people don't care.
You people think that I don't care.
Anyway, we got Sugar Daddy Kane.
We got no sugar for ghost.
Shove it up, your ass.
We got Scorched Austin, the Scorched Austin.
Screw you, Scorched Austin.
Asshole.
Who else do we got?
We got Ghost the Midget.
Oh, yeah, real funny ass.
A river.
Stupid idiots.
Here we got No Kane for Ghost.
Man, that's it.
That's enough.
Enough!
Enough of these idiots, alright?
Enough!
They're gonna keep rubbing it in my face that one of the worst days in American history out here are gonna keep rubbing it in my face for Christ's sake.
Well, you know what?
Screw you, bastards, all right?
Screw you, bastards.
Anyway, I'm gonna take a couple more calls about this Herman Kane situation, then we're gonna move on to another subject matter, all right?
Area code 574, what do you think about Herman Sugar Cain?
Bullback and your mother.
What I said 574-574-870-87.
Would you want me to keep going?
Yeah, go ahead.
All right, 870-8792.
574-870-8792.
All right, there you go.
All right, who else do we got going on over here?
404, what's up?
No, you're just playing with your pecker shaft, for Christ's sake.
617, what's up?
Jesus Christ, Herman Kane, give me a major fail on that stupid asshole, please, engineer.
Jesus.
Stupid shirks, man.
God damn it, man.
Enough of the Herman Kane jokes, all right?
Enough, all right?
Wait until later on in the week, all right?
When I'm had time to digest this crap and then just kind of calm down from it for a little bit.
All right, enough!
626, what's up?
What do you think about Herman Kane?
Herman Kane's the president.
Woo!
Stupid idiot.
240, what's up?
Hey, what's up?
Am I on the line?
Yeah, you're on the line.
What's going on?
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Oh, I wanted to actually tell you that I agree with you on a couple of sentiments, mostly about the government frat thing.
I didn't focus too much on the Herman Kane part.
It's a shame he got kicked out.
That's because you're an idiot, alright?
831, what's going on?
Herman Kane's a hambone.
Stupid idiot.
All right, enough with the hambone crap, too, alright?
All right?
No more jokes about Herman Kane and hambones.
All right, enough!
208, what's up?
What's the difference between Herman Kane and a Hambone?
Nothing.
Yeah, that's it.
I've had about enough.
That's it.
You know what?
I'm going to go on a break.
All right?
That's what I'm going to do.
I'm going to go on a break because you people are pissing me off.
All right?
You people are pissing me off.
And you know, it's like you don't care.
I mean, look, I haven't even been gone for a few days.
You people don't even give a crap.
Anyway, throw on a capitalist song, engineer.
I may or may not come back.
I may even end the show early, for Christ's sake, because of these stupid milking liquors.
I may even end the show early, for Christ's sake.
Stupid assholes.
Put on a pro-capitalist song, engineer.
This country, you've got to make the money first.
Then when you're getting money, you're getting foul.
Then when you get a power, then you get to work.
That's why you've got to make your own moves.
Because, you know, I got to get some more beer, first of all, and secondly, we got to get ready for radio graffiti.
So go ahead and throw on a song, engineer.
Back single mom, with the best of children, waiting in line for a welfare check.
Hey, I've got a plan.
Job like a real I stole everybody in the city.
Join the true Capitolist Army to save us from rules like this.
He's the melting pot of friendship, don't you know?
If you're a serious dude and you want capital, then buy some stuff and drink blue label.
It's a slag and goofy bone box is dice.
It's blue rapid day.
I hope we get some good cool.
Cause most of the coolers are for me by vote.
Now, ain't that a bitch?
I wanted to discuss with you the Green Bridge.
Join the true Capitol to save us from freaks like this.
But the engineer is clearly ain't fine.
If you want five seconds, just be cute.
The radio speed is why you just do this so much fun.
The goofy bone box is mom.
Hip-hop tart standing on the corner.
Engineer Plays Bad Music Choices00:02:22
Who will remark anyone at all?
Hey, I've got a plan.
Go and get a drug, just like a free man.
I mean, this is America.
This is America.
This is a goddammit!
A black man in a white man's town.
He's got drugs.
Get in his way, he's gonna cut you down.
Take it over.
You can ride, he can shoot.
Don't take nothing from Fiddle.
Oh, he's bad.
Bad.
Scared of nothing.
Yeah.
He's so bad.
They call him Maw.
He's a ball.
Call him nigga.
He's so bad.
They call him ball.
He's a ball.
Bald nigga.
Well, wait a minute.
Yeah, what the hell is this crap?
What is this crap?
Bad.
They call him Maw.
They call him Maw.
Ball nigga.
Nothing bad.
Shut it off.
Shut it, the frick.
Shut it!
Shut it off!
Shut it off!
Damn it!
Payroll Tax Cut Arguments Made00:06:35
God damn it!
Give me the mic!
You're a freaking mic!
I mean, what are you doing, engineer?
I thought I told you to play pro-capitalist music, ass clown!
Pro-capitalist music!
Not this disgusting, despicable, racist song that you get playing every time I make references to Hermit Sugarcane.
I mean, what is your problem, engineer?
Well, just do your job.
Jesus Christ, I'm sorry, folks.
I'm sorry.
The engineer is just way off, Teaster.
He's taking way too many liberties than he should be.
And unfortunately, we had this ridiculous, disgusting song.
Jesus Christ.
You know what?
That's a good segue just to move on to another subject matter.
That's enough.
All right.
Let me tell you something.
I'm going to end this subject matter with this.
All right?
What happened to Herman Cain proves to American people, at least those with common sense and cognitive reasoning and critical thinking.
It proves to us that we do not live in a country made for the people and by the people.
We live in a country made for the bureaucracy and by the bureaucracy.
And goddamn you, engineer, with this goddamn racist song.
Tell them you're sorry.
Tell all the ass clowns listening you're sorry for Christ's sake.
Yeah.
Tell them you're sorry.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, what's the next?
Let's go to the next subject matter for Christ's sake.
All right.
Well, before we get to the next subject matter, let's stay on the GOP routine because, you know, now that Herman Cain has dropped out of the race, you've got all these other GOP candidates, these freaking bureaucrats, I mean, just completely trying to court the Herman Cain supporters.
You've got Michelle Bachman, all right?
You got, you know, Huntsman.
You got all these Gingrich, Mitt Romney, I mean, Santor.
You got all these people.
All these people trying to court the supporters of Herman Cain.
You know what I'm suggesting to the supporters of Herman Tain?
Just forget it.
All right?
Just forget it.
All right?
Because you're going to get more of the same.
You think that we're going to have a change in any kind of fiscal policy, foreign policy, or domestic policy in America by electing any one of these mumsers?
Absolutely not.
We're not going to get any kind of change.
We're going to get more of the same.
We're going to get what Obama brought to us, huh?
I mean, Obama's already set the precedent.
I mean, what was it?
Over 60% of the American people collect government entitlements in some form for Christ's sake.
It's pathetic.
I mean, more people are dependent upon Big Brother government.
It ain't never going to end unless we have true candidates that are actually going to put America on a fiscally responsible route into actual economic growth and not this artificially stimulated Keynesian economic theory that has been going on far too long.
So let me tell you something.
I refuse to back up any of these GOP candidates, all right?
Enough, all right?
It's Kane or bust, and we've busted.
So screw these power-hungry autocrats in Washington, all right?
They're a bunch of racists.
The media is racist.
The Democrats are racist.
This is all racism and bureaucracy.
That's all it is.
Anyway, let's move on to the next subject matter.
Speaking of racism, Obama plays politics today with the Republicans by telling them, you need to hurry up and pass this payroll tax cut because the Americans need the payroll tax cut.
And that you're trying to put it out there in the public eye, that you're trying to be an advocate for tax cuts for the so-called middle class and lower classes out here.
But, Mr. Obama, you're only adding an extra $1,000, all right?
And in this new proposed tax bill, uh the new proposed payroll tax cut, he's proposing $1,500 a year, all right?
Like $1,000 or $1,500 a family for one year is actually going to stimulate the economy beyond belief.
All right?
I mean, you're talking about playing politics, all right?
Jesus Christ.
You're talking about playing politics out here.
It's disgraceful.
You have to pass this payroll tax cut.
If you care about middle-class Americans and poor Americans, you're going to pass the payroll tax cut.
Hey, Mr. President, we know you're playing politics, all right?
$1,500 a year for American middle-class and lower-middle-class family isn't going to make one bit of difference to the economy, all right?
You know it, and I know it.
You know it, and I know it.
It's not going to make one bit of difference.
You're just playing politics and agitating class warfare, President Obama.
And it's enough of this crap.
We don't need any more of this crap.
All right?
We need economic growth.
We need the continuity of the expansion of human progress.
That's what we need.
We need to inspire human innovation and creativity.
That's what we need to do.
Not sit here and oh, we need a payroll tax cut so we can give another $1,500 to American families.
$1,500 a year isn't diddly.
That doesn't even pay for the gasoline in people's cars, Mr. President.
All right?
I mean, that doesn't even pay for the gasoline in people's cars.
And you're out here touting as if you're Mr. Captain Sabaho out here saying, you have to pass this payroll tax cut.
And Republicans, if you don't, you're against America.
Jesus Christ.
I want to hear what you have to say about President Barack Obama and his agitation of class warfare.
What do you have to say about it?
646-652-4869 is the number to call here.
I want to hear from you.
Air ACODE661.
What do you think about it?
SurgeRadio.org.
All right.
Denial of service attack that.
All right.
630, what's up?
Occupy Wall Street Protests Analyzed00:14:38
Hi, there, ghost.
I was just wondering how do you feel about libertarianism?
Libertarianism, in my personal opinion, is just a one-way trip into a communist idea.
As a matter of fact, I wrote a blog on it.
You can get there now.
You can go to thecapitalistarmy.com, go right to my blog, and look it up.
All right?
I don't want to go into an extensive, detailed diatribe about that, but I'm not a big fan of libertarianism.
I think it's a paradigm, for lack of a better term.
478, what's up?
Ghost, baby, what's going on?
Jesus Christ.
What do you want?
Yeah, baby, I've been a hole.
I wanted to talk about Herman Cain.
I know you done diverted the conversation to other subjects, but I want to talk about Herman Cain, David.
Well, go ahead and talk about Herman Cain.
Look, you know what?
I feel deep inside my heart that Herman Cain is just following in the footsteps of Donald Trump.
Baby, he knows he can't beat Barack Obama.
Barack Obama's turning this country around.
Barack Obama has brought democracy to Libya.
He's brought democracy to Egypt.
And Barack Obama's not only turning this country around, ghosts, he's turning this world around.
And you can't compete with that, ghost.
A trash looking piece of...
What are you talking about, for Christ's sake?
I mean, give it a goddamn Mike.
What are you talking about?
He's brought democracy to Libya.
Libya has al-Qaeda flags flying at their state capital for Christ's sake.
All right?
Oh, he brought democracy to Egypt.
The Islamic Brotherhood has taken control of Egypt for Christ's sake.
The hell are you talking about?
Oh, he's done more.
He pulled the troops out of Iraq.
I mean, didn't you hear today?
We've got series of bombings all over the country in an attempt for destabilization so that the Shiite community can move in and just take control of Iraq.
Iran is just chomping at the bits waiting to take control of Iraq for Christ's sake.
I mean, we cut and run out of Iraq because of Obama.
I mean, we lost, what is it, two and a half trillion dollars, three trillion dollars, whatever the hell it is, in costs of trying to liberate these Iraqi people?
Not to mention all the thousands of lives sacrificed to liberate these Iraqi people and what we're just going to cut and run.
And what?
All the debt, all the blood and treasure incurred in this is what?
For nothing, Mr. Obama?
For nothing?
I mean, what you're just going to give Iraq to Iran for Christ's sake?
So don't give me this crap that he's changing this world around.
On the contrary, he's setting the necessary chess pieces in place for World War III, if you want my personal opinion.
All right, I mean, he's setting the necessary pieces in place for World War III.
And secondly, you're talking about how Barack Obama's changed this country.
Yeah, he's changed this country into a bunch of minion government entitlement recipient, disgusting waste of human life.
I mean, hell, look at this Occupy Wall Street protests out here.
I mean, these are people that are pissing and moaning because they want government to give them money.
They want government to pay for their goddamn college degrees.
They want government to give them their houses, their clothes, their jobs, their girlfriends, their dogs, their goldfish.
It's disgraceful, man.
So, where exactly, ghetto capitalists, are you quoting Obama's great feats?
I mean, explain to me one more time and shut that stupid kid up for a change, all right?
I mean, going back to what you said about, you know, these Occupy Wall Street people wanting the government to pay for college, baby, I get the Pell Grant.
I get my money from college.
I don't know why they process it because the money's out there.
I made so much money off the Pell Grant, baby.
But, you know, going back to, you know, Herman Kane was looking for a way out.
Hermit Kane was looking for a way out.
He got caught loaning some ugly bitch.
And now, you know, Barack Obama's going to be in there for another four years.
Go say nothing you knew about that, baby.
I'm going to continue.
Get him off for Christ's sake.
You shut your stupid, stinking ghetto fight.
You streak the ghetto fight out.
I mean, do you see this, people?
Do you see this?
This stupid waste of ghetto fight pieces of crap are embracing this disgusting junkyard America.
They're embracing this disgusting junkyard America for Christ's sake.
I mean, do you understand this?
They're embracing it.
They want it for Christ's sake.
They're happy about it.
They're happy as larks being nothing but useless moochers to society.
I mean, they're happy about this crap for Christ's sake.
And for all you idiots that are out there just observing what's going on, huh?
Out there sitting on the sidelines instead of getting on the front lines out here, I want you all to take your goddamn blinders off your periphery and realize what you are in here right now in this current state of America.
And by God, you are in Junkyard America.
That's right.
Welcome to Junkyard America, baby.
That's right, man.
Come on down.
You want welfare?
You're a millionaire don't matter.
Come on down.
We're giving out free money.
That's right, Obama's money, baby.
Phantom Phantom.
I'm fancy.
Come on now.
We'll give you a welfare card.
We'll give you howling about the program.
We'll give you cash for bunkers back with rap kinketh.
That's where it's that, baby.
Woo!
Correct Obama junkyard America, baby.
Woo!
Junkyard America, baby.
We are at Junkyard America.
That's right.
That's what this country's turning into is Junkyard America, thanks to this president, thanks to these disgusting, despicable, power-hungry autocrats in Washington.
And that's why I do this broadcast in hopes of calling on you to unelect these pieces of trash.
Let's unelect all of them, Democrat, Republican.
Just unelect these pieces of trash and put in somebody that has nothing to do with the bureaucratic system of government.
Nothing to do with the bureaucratic system of government.
You want true change?
You want true revolution?
Let's go to the ballot box.
Let's go to the ballot box.
Jesus Christ, my heart's pumping like a goddamn rabbit for Christ's sake.
We were talking about how Obama is playing politics with this disgusting payroll tax cut as if he's giving Americans gold by cutting their taxes and allowing them to keep $1,500 of their own money.
I mean, that's the thing.
I mean, Obama did a press conference today relating to this damn payroll tax cut, and he made it seem as if he's giving the money out to the people.
I mean, did y'all see that press conference today?
I mean, you know, he makes it seem as if he is giving the money to the people.
It's the people's money, idiots.
It's your money.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, nobody cares.
Let me move on to another subject matter for Christ's sake.
Let's talk a little bit about Occupy Wall Street.
As we can see, folks, all across the country, police departments have gotten fed up with these disgusting bums, vagabonds, and disgusting fleabags.
And they have finally moved with excessive force to get these idiots off of camping in public arenas for Christ's sake, all right?
I mean, what are you idiots thinking in Occupy Wall Street?
Oh, I know what I'm going to do with my life.
I'm going to go out and pitch a tent in a public park and live there forever.
That's what I'm going to do.
I'm going to live there forever.
Yeah.
I mean, do you understand that it's the government that brought this situation upon us?
It's the government that made these stupid individuals that are out here protesting in these Occupy Wall Street protests as dumb as they are.
Because remember, who educated these people?
The government educated these people.
The government completely took out critical thinking and completely took out cognitive reasoning out of college, out of high school, out of middle school, out of elementary school.
You know it and I know it.
Let me standardize testing for Christ's sake.
Standardized testing.
Oh, you've got one of four answers that you have to choose from that you have to bubble in on this Scantron.
And if you get the test right, then you're a genius.
Are you kidding me?
I mean, is this a joke?
I mean, you understand that with a multiple choice test on a Scantron with four choices, you got 25% of getting the damn answer right without even trying.
And we're supposed to think that we're educating kids in this fashion?
We're supposed to pretend that we're actually doing something for the progression of human enlightenment based upon this type of education system.
It's no wonder why these idiots out there in Occupy Wall Street don't understand the stupidity of their actions.
They don't understand the lack of intellectual curiosity in their thoughts.
You know?
It's ridiculous.
Anyway, they're being moved out all over the country.
You know, people, they're getting arrested.
And I'm loving it for Christ's sake because, look, if you're going to protest, protest for a reason.
Have an intellectual foundation backing up your protest.
When you've got the mainstream media throwing microphones in your face and you're stumbling over your own tongue, sputtering out sentence fragments and talking about, I think we need free education.
I think we need your whole point completely.
All right?
And that's exactly what happened to Occupy Wall Street.
Well, anyway, Occupy Wall Street is now hitting D.C., Washington, D.C.
And there was about, was it 200 arrests, 150 arrests?
Is it related to this damn Occupy Wall Street, D.C. situation?
Because, believe it or not, these idiots decided to go and erect some kind of a goddamn log cabin or a house or something.
Did y'all see this?
They erected some kind of a log cabin or a house or some kind of a crap right in the middle of the park somewhere.
And unfortunately, they didn't get a permit for it.
That's right.
When you live in a municipality and you're going to do any kind of building, renovation, or anything, you've got to go through the city and get a goddamn permit.
They didn't get one.
And as a result, they got arrested for it.
And of course, these idiots, they didn't want to go out without a fight.
So a lot of these damn, you know, tree-hugging, whale-humping, blowhole-sucking liberals out here, these hippies, got on top of this stupid, ridiculous contraption or building or house or whatever the hell this is, and they weren't going to go.
They weren't going to go.
So they had to get out a cherry picker, which I'd like to see how much that cost the American taxpayer.
They had to go and pick these people off with a cherry picker, for Christ's sake.
I mean, hey, Occupy Wall Street.
I'm sick and tired of you people draining money out of my taxpaying dollar, you ungrateful bums.
All right?
I mean, just because you idiots are too lazy to do the paperwork, so you can be like ghetto capitalist over here and get yourself a free Section 8 house and free food card and all the other amenities thanks to the taxpayer doesn't mean that you have the right to go out and camp in front of some goddamn public park and pitch and shit and turn it into a biohazard situation just because you're too lazy to do paperwork, just because you're too lazy to get a job, just because you're too lazy to do anything with your pathetically anal self.
All right?
You idiots need to look at yourself in the mirror and realize that, hey, I look pretty bad.
I do look like a bum.
You know what I mean?
And you need to realize that you need to rectify that.
You need to have some integrity.
If you have no respect for yourself, what makes you think that people are going to have respect for you?
All right?
Anyway, I want to hear what you have to say about it.
Occupy Wall Street.
What the hell do you have to say about these stupid sick scumbags?
Are you code 303?
What's up?
Yeah, there's one of the 99% right there.
Do y'all hear that?
There you go.
518, what's up?
What do you think about Occupy Wall Street?
I'm doing a kick in my hand, of course, with a glove on it.
Shut up, you splicing piece of crap.
339, what do you think about Occupy Wall Street?
Say, more of that 99% right there, for Christ's sake.
Make sure that you're not in a bathroom shitstall next to this fruit.
702, what do you think about Occupy Wall Street?
You're just a Helen Keller deaf mute over here, for Christ's sake.
469, what do you think about Occupy Wall Street?
First of all, I think Occupy Wall Street is a load of shit, and it's passe.
They've been there for how many months now?
Two, three months.
Why don't they join Occupy Whiterun?
Because Ulfric Stormcloak is out there.
He's fucking laying down the law of these people.
He's telling us shut up.
All right.
Just shut your stupid mouth.
You sound just as stupid as they do.
So just sit there and shut your mouth and go eat some corn flakes.
801, what's up?
I think we should just take all the protesters and push them into another country.
Well, you know, to be honest with you, I think that me personally, I think that not necessarily protesters.
I mean, people can protest what they want, but if you're going to affect the freedom and liberty of others because you're protesting, that is where the line is drawn.
I mean, you can't prohibit other people's freedom from your protests.
And that's what these people are doing.
They're putting people out of business.
You know, they're turning parks into complete biohazard situations for Christ's sake.
I mean, they're just pissing and crapping right in the middle in the open right there.
I mean, there's open feces right in these damn parks, for Christ's sake.
I mean, you know, I don't know why it's muddy in these parks.
It's not because it's been raining, assholes.
It's because everybody's taking a dirty yellow bubbly piss on the ground.
Do you understand?
And we're just supposed to accept this as red.
Park Feces Complaints Arise00:04:47
No, absolutely not.
I think that what the police did was absolutely necessary.
I mean, who's paying for the cleanup?
Who's paying for the overtime in the police to look after these pieces of trash?
Who's paying for it?
We are taxpayers.
We're paying for it.
And let me tell you something.
I don't appreciate paying for assholes like Ghetto Capitalist and his family and then having to pay for these idiots because they want to occupy some damn park somewhere and take a piss and shit everywhere in no problem thinking that some city public service person is going to come in and pick the crap up.
This is just disgraceful is what it is.
It's disgraceful.
It's disgusting.
And I can't believe that I'm living in this type of America.
Anyway, let's take some goddamn Skype calls, shall we?
We've got Ryan Parsons.
at Occupy Wall Street.
and they're spooky.
Ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma.
412, what's up?
What do you think about Occupy Wall Street?
Can you hear me?
Because I'm having a bit of a connection problem.
I think that you're having a little bit more than a bit of a connection problem.
It sounds like you're having a little bit of a fruit problem from where I'm standing.
Jesus Christ.
Who else do we got going on over here?
Matt Cook, what's up?
Nigger, nigger.
God damn it, I never said that, you splicing pieces of racist crap.
I never said that.
I never said that.
Damn splicers.
I'm telling you, idiots, you'd think that this is a big joke.
You'd think that all this splicing and all the goddamn YouTube videos that you put up about me and all this crap is a big joke.
I am taking, and I hate to keep repeating this, but I am taking the necessary steps to make sure that I am going to get punitive damages out of your ass!
Cease and desist!
Jesus Christ.
Ghost Train, what's up?
This is voting.
I mean, you know what I'm saying?
I mean, you I don't even know if I want to do this show anymore.
I don't even know if we want to do this goddamn show anymore, for Christ's sake, man.
I come here all the time.
Every day, every day, every goddamn day.
And I don't get any kind of respect from you people.
All I get is disgusting ridicule and troll terrorists coming up and besmirching my broadcast.
They're besmirching my broadcast, for Christ's sake.
I mean, I'm shooting pearls here.
I'm shooting pearls.
And you idiots, I don't even care.
Mr. Seth!
Every day that I come up on this broadcast, I hope in providing the necessary information, the analysis, so I can spark synapses in the brains of future capitalists throughout the world.
And all I get is these disgusting troll terrorists.
These disgusting, despicable troll terrorists.
And I really don't appreciate it for Christ's sake.
I mean, every goddamn day, every day.
Damn it!
I mean, I'm jaded, man.
I mean, I'm depressed because you people continue to besmirch my broadcast for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ.
Oh, my God.
Give me the mic.
Give me the goddamn mic.
You people are pieces of crap.
Anyway, we're supposed to be talking about Occupy Wall Street for Christ's sake.
We're getting a bunch of troll terrorists besmirching the show, and I don't appreciate it.
Indian Guru Prayer Segment00:05:29
I'm going to take a couple of more callers.
And I want to see what you got to say about it.
847, what do you think about goddamn Occupy Wall Street?
Occupy Wall Street is the plan of the Illuminati.
Why are you stuttering?
Are you a foreigner?
What?
Hold on, hold on.
847, stay right there because I think it's about time for everybody's favorite game.
And you know what time it is?
It's Guess the Minority.
That's right, folks.
I hear a little bit of an ethnic clang there.
It's time to play everybody's favorite game.
It's Guess the Minority.
So go ahead and put your guesses on the screen right now.
It's Guess the Minority, everybody's favorite game.
Let's go ahead and get back to the call, shall we?
All right.
All right, 847, you there?
Reporting in.
All right.
Keep talking.
What's your favorite food?
KFC.
For some reason, I'm smelling a little curry.
I'm smelling a little curry going, are you an Indian?
Nah.
You're lying.
As a matter of fact, let me bring in a fellow Indian.
I think we may be able to.
Can you get the guru on the line there, engineer?
I want to talk to the guru.
All right, I mean, the reason I want to talk to this guy, because I know an Indian when I smell one.
I mean, you can smell him a mile away, with all due respect to my Indian brethren that are listening here.
But with all due respect, y'all have way too much sketchy, and it smells.
You know, you smell up the room, you smell up clothes, and it's horrible.
All right?
It's disgusting.
It really is.
All right.
847, you're an Indian, right?
No, I'm not.
You're a lying prick.
All right.
Hey, okay, I think we got.
Do we got him on the line, engineer?
All right, let me go ahead and bring in somebody who makes casual appearances on the broadcast, and I'm talking about the guru himself.
Mr. Guru, are you there, sir?
And I think that this man is definitely Indian.
I can tell him I can smell him like curry.
It smells like curry.
But since I am here, I want to say a prayer for everybody who sits in a terrible caplet radio.
I want to tell prayer to everybody who's there to capture radio, but everybody sit there and you repeat after me.
You all repeat after me.
All you see.
Hallelujah.
Hare Krishna.
Hare Krishna, Hare Krishna, Mammal.
And Hare Krishna, Hare Krishna, Kareem Makamya Moha.
I'm a Hare Krishna, Hare Krishna, La Viramalo.
And a Hare Krishna, Hare Krishna, Krishna, Hare Krishna, Na Hari Krishna, Krim Makam Yamoa.
But I'm young Oh Oh
Hare Krishna, Nare Krishna, Ma Dala Kreim Makam Yung Moa.
Hara Krishna, Mare Krishna, Dalakrima, Sham Yamoa.
I feel the good karma all over the room.
I've been a good karma over a good cabinet radio broadcast.
I've been to good karma.
I am hungry now.
I want to go have some dirty, so I will sit down to be here.
But I am going to say one more prayer.
And one more prayer before I leave.
Postal Service Bureaucracy Critique00:13:39
All right, Excel, cam off for Christian.
Can't off for Christ's sake.
Anyway, we heard it right from the guru there, 847.
You're an Indian, all right?
So it's official, all right?
Now you're you're saying all right.
Yeah, exactly, exactly.
It's official, all right?
You're an Indian, right?
We asked the guru, he could smell the curry from here just like me.
Now look at you now.
Anyway, that's about enough of Occupy Wall Street.
Nobody gives a crap.
And what's the future of this ridiculous, pathetic, disgusting movement?
Who cares?
How about that?
Who the hell cares?
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, let me move on to another subject matter.
Does anybody realize that the United States Postal Service is about to increase fees and cut services, since we're talking about how government is going to take over this and government's going to take over that and that government's going to be doing this and government's going to be doing that.
Well, here is a government institution, all right?
The Postal Service is a government institution here that is going to cut services and basically increase prices for their ridiculous, incompetent, pathetic excuse for a service out here.
I mean, do you know that they're almost $14 billion in the hole, the United States Postal Service, almost $14 billion in the hole for this year alone.
This year alone.
And what?
We're supposed to have the government take control of all these damn government bureaucracies and have them run as efficiently as this.
That's why I keep telling you, anything that government touches goes to pot.
It goes completely kaput.
And there is no reason why we should embrace any kind of goddamn government institutionalism.
Just look at the United States Postal Service.
Take a look at the freaking DMV.
Take a look at the DMV.
I mean, you've got to wait six minutes, for Christ's sake.
We just want government-run health care.
That's what we want.
We want government-run health care so that, yeah, it'll be great.
Oh, yeah, you want government-run health care?
Well, go to the DMV, all right?
United States Postal Service.
That's the kind of service that you're going to get.
A bunch of bureaucratic nonsense.
Anyway, one of the things that they're talking about doing is not only raising the stamp price for the regular mail, outgoing mail, but they're going to eliminate next day mail service.
Can you believe that?
They're going to eliminate next day mail service for Christ's sake.
So I'm sure that UPS and FedEx are chomping at the bitches.
As a matter of fact, I was day trading those particular equities today.
You take a look at the charts on those sons of bitches.
They were unbelievably volatile.
Because you know as well as I, those that utilize next day mail as it related to the United States Postal Service are going to have to choose between the private institutions of UPS or FedEx or DHL, which, you know, let's be honest, DHL has still got some ways to go, but inevitably that's what's going to happen.
And why are they doing this?
Because they're $15 billion in the red this year alone.
They've got to cut.
And not only are they going to raise the price of a stamp, not only are they going to raise the price of other services, get rid of next day mail, they're also going to get rid of one day out of the week servicing mail.
Saturdays, there's going to be no delivery for mail on Saturdays.
Moreover, they're going to start cutting health benefits from a lot of the employees that are employed with the United States Postal Service.
So it's going to be a big mess.
A lot of angry post office people are going to be upset.
I wouldn't be surprised to see people missing mail here in the next three or four months because the post office people aren't going to be very happy with the fact that they're going to have to get their little benefits cut.
They're going to have to take cuts in pay.
And moreover, they're going to close down post offices across the country.
Moreover, they're going to go out and make sure that they cut across the board of jobs, the whole nine yards.
I mean, $15 billion in the red for this fiscal year.
I mean, freaking unbelievable.
But you see, this is what happens when you leave government in control of things like this because it's not their money.
All right?
The bureaucrats that work for the postal, the postal service, it's not their money, for Christ's sake.
It's other people's money given to them by somebody else.
Can you believe that?
They're spending somebody else's money that was given to them by somebody else.
So it's no coincidence why you've got $14 billion, $15 billion in the hole here for the United States Postal Service.
And as far as I'm concerned, I think we should just do away with the whole Postal Service altogether.
I think we should just do away with it.
Screw these idiots.
Let's privatize it.
UPS does a better job anyway.
All right?
UPS does a better job anyway.
They're there like that.
So I want to hear what you have to say about the United States Postal Service.
Are you a little upset?
Are you a little angry out here that these people are going to be like, no more next day mail?
And we're closed Saturdays.
And by the way, we're going to close like, I don't know how many thousands of post office outlets.
And we're going to lay, I don't know how many tens of thousands of post office workers.
So, yeah, that's government institutionalism, man.
Let's hear from you.
I want to hear what you have to say about it.
516, what's going on?
Yeah, you're just Helen Keller deaf mutes, for Christ's sake.
Come on.
When I call on your goddamn name or your area code, you better be ready there, boy.
Who else we got?
702, what do you think about the United States Postal Service?
Hey, girls, I called in earlier, and I kind of pulled a house all over deaf mute on you, and I got a question for you.
Go for it.
I'm enjoying this brownie right now.
It tastes really good.
Why do you hate brownies so much?
They taste great.
You stupid idiot.
All right, first of all, I hate chocolate.
All right?
I don't eat chocolate.
All right?
So that's first off.
I don't like brownies because I don't like chocolate.
I think chocolate tastes like dog crap.
All right?
That's first and foremost.
I don't eat chocolate.
Secondly, it's not brownies, it's bronies, you stupid, illiterate.
Wish you had a freaking clue ass clown.
I don't like bronies because these disgusting wastes of human life are trying to introvert themselves into believing that they're talking horses with over-feminine sounding voices, and they're basically trying to, I hate to put it, suppress homosexual feelings.
That's what bronies and the whole community of bronies is all about.
Suppression of homosexual feelings, for Christ's sake.
But at the same time, being bronies gives them the opportunity to be over-feminized fruits.
So, once again, these bronies, and I get countless emails and countless calls and countless idiots in the chat saying, I'm a brony, but I'm not gay.
Yeah, that's because you're suppressing your homosexual tendencies, and you're trying to exert it through this over-feminine outlet called My Little Pony, which is a cartoon meant for eight-year-old girls, you disgusting pieces of trash.
All right?
So, once again, you're suppressing homosexual erotica in your disgusting over-feminine bodies, all right, via this My Little Pony crap.
Jesus Christ, I'm not here to talk about My Little Pony.
We're supposed to be talking about the Postal Service.
609, what do you think about the Postal Service?
Shut up, all right?
No more Herman Kane jokes.
You understand that?
I'm pissed.
I'm pissed that Herman Kane's no longer running for president, for Christ's sake.
262, what's up?
Herman Kane sucks.
Oh, my God.
Can you grow some peach fuzz on your nards before you call up here and try to throw garbage there?
Look at it.
He's laughing at himself.
Look at him.
He's laughing at himself, for Christ's sake.
763, what's up?
Oh, that's me, right?
That's you.
Okay.
Um, Ghost, I just wanted to call in to ask you a question after hearing that one thing you did earlier.
Why were you making fun of that Indian guy?
What do you mean, why was I made fun of him?
That was my brother.
Why were you making fun of my brother?
He was just calling in to ask you some simple questions, and you decided to go ahead and claim he was Indian.
Who cares?
Tell him to chew on some some rubber tercuri or some crap.
Do you think I care?
What am I supposed to be a bleeding heart or something?
What are we supposed to have violins playing?
Because, oh, you talk that way against my brother.
Well, chew him up as clogged up pooper then, for Christ's sake.
Huh?
Why don't you do a human centipede with the son of a bitch like I care?
Area code 303, you're on the horn.
What's up?
Yeah, such lame.
786, what's up?
Bronies will take over the universe.
Raised by a single mother, huh?
Right, 786, raised by a single mother?
He doesn't even want to say it.
Do you hear him?
He doesn't even want to say it.
He's like, huh?
Huh?
Hey, don't you idiots realize a correlation between these bronies and single mothers?
I mean, haven't you noticed that?
I mean, that's why these idiots are bronies.
They have no fatherly influence.
All right?
Their mammy decided, I don't need a man.
I can take care of my son by myself.
I can go out and raise a boy without a father because I am woman.
Hear me roar.
I mean, look at this crap.
I mean, this is the consequence of single mothers raising males.
Did you hear what happened right there?
When I yanked him out of the closet and said, hey, you're raised by your single mother, huh?
Do you understand?
They are suppressing these feelings.
They are suppressing a lot of internal hurt.
And that's why you have these disgusting, over-feminized fruits that were raised by single parents going to things like my little pony and all this brony community and all this other nonsense.
All right?
You know it and I know it.
Anyway, it seems like nobody gives a crap about the U.S. Postal Service, but once again, be expecting increased fees, cutting services, no more next-day mail, no more Saturday delivery.
You're probably going to have some of your post office outlets closed down and people weighed off.
So be expecting that here probably after the first of the year.
Let's go talk a little bit about Russia.
We alluded to that earlier in the broadcast.
Russia held its elections.
And of course, our media is making it seem like Vladimir Putin or Pootie Pooh took some kind of losses in his elections.
Like, oh, Pootie Pooh lost seats in the Duma.
He lost seats in the Duma.
It looks like Russia is changing its way it's thinking.
You stupid idiots.
All right?
I mean, don't you idiots understand that just because Vladimir Putin lost seats, or his party, United Russia is what his party's called, lost seats.
I mean, do you see who gained seats?
Do you see who has the second largest majority in the Duma?
It's the Communist Party, you dicks.
All right?
The Communist Party.
And, I mean, if you all know who Pootie Pooh is, old Vladimir Putin, he's an ex-KGV head.
And of course, the KGB is the CIA of Communist Russia.
And you know as well as I, this guy probably tortured people, killed people, all in the name of Communist Russia.
You know as well as I, this guy's still down with communism.
So, inevitably, even though you saw Vladimir Putin lose supposed seats in the Russian Duma, it doesn't mean that he actually lost control of the government itself.
He controls it all.
He controls the Communist Party, he controls the United Russia Party.
I mean, this man still controls the government of Russia.
Don't be fooled.
Don't believe the hype that you're reading out here in the goddamn Reuters and the damn Associated Press.
This asshole is complete and utter disgusting communist trash.
This man has not stepped down from his bureaucratic reign of power.
I mean, if this man was truly a politician that was embracing fair elections, this guy wouldn't even be a candidate for power.
All right, but he is.
And that's why I'm saying, even though he lost seats in the Duma, he gained seats because they're both the same crap, different plate.
Communist Party, United Russia, same crap.
Same crap.
So you're not fooling anybody, Russia, you cockeyed vodka-drinking throwbacks in evolution.
You're not fooling anybody.
And I think that some of those cockeyed Russians in Russia need to start raising up and realizing that they've been had.
Operating System Programming Talked00:02:37
All right?
I mean, come on, for Christ's sake.
Anyway, 646652-4869 is number to call.
What do you think about a communist Russia over here?
What do you think they got to say about it?
code 417.
What's up?
What's up, man?
Get him off for crack.
Get him off.
Spermy the cat.
Radio grave.
What do you have to say?
Jesus Christ.
All right, Ghost.
Just wanted to phone in on this momentous day.
What?
Just wanted to phone in on this momentous day, Chairman King.
You find out.
Momentous day.
There's nothing momentous about it.
This is a horrific day, Spermy.
What are you talking about, Momentous Day?
He sounds pretty friendly to me, and I think everyone's just realizing the sort of person that he is.
Now, shut up, you stupid Scottish kill-whiring piece of trash.
All right, just sit there and shut your stupid, barely can sputter-out English out of your suckhole crap.
Shut up.
510, what's up?
Mother Helen Keller, deaf mute up in here.
Texas troll, what's up?
Penis, balls, penis, balls, penis, You stupid son of a bitch.
All right.
Now, I don't know why you made that splice.
I'm hoping that the reason that you made that splice is because you heard some of my old broadcasts from the archive at blogtalkradio.com/slash ghost.
And you heard that back in the day I was attempting to program my own operating system.
And as a matter of fact, I'm still programming.
Remember, operating system takes a long time to program out here.
Peenix 2.0.
That's right, Peenix 2.0.
It's going to be a Unix-based operating system that's going to kick the living crap out of Red Hat and all those other open source jerk dicks.
Peenix 2.0.
Be on the lookout for that, baby.
All right?
And I'm hoping that that's why you made that splice.
I'm hoping.
Anyway, let me go ahead and say that we are now in the third and final hour of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
And of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
And once again, folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
Before we get into anything else, I'd like for everybody to please retweet the broadcast.
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All right?
Go to the social networks.
Go to the forums.
Go to the blogs and spread it around like wildfire and let everybody know that true capitalist radio is in effect and in the House.
All right?
I mean, we got all kinds of little buttons underneath that player there.
You see the little player?
You got all kinds of little buttons, little Facebook like buttons, retweet this buttons, Google Plus buttons, share this buttons.
Use and abuse those buttons, baby.
All right?
It's just a freaking click, for Christ's sake.
It's just a freaking click.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, we're supposed to be talking about Russia holding its so-called elections.
Well, we know it's just nothing more than a complete and utter political fear charade so that the people can actually believe that they have some sort of say-so in the political matters of their country.
You know it, and I know it.
All right?
So, hey, Pootie Pooh, Vladimir Putin, we know what's going on, pal.
We know that you're a goddamn communist.
All right?
If you were really concerned about fair elections in your country, you wouldn't be running, Pootie Pooh.
Anyway, let me move on to another subject matter.
Since we're talking about foreign policy of Barack Obama, let's talk a little bit about this Egyptian situation.
Because now that we've gotten a complete and total vote of the Egyptian elections, we now know that the Islamists, and I'm talking about Islamic extremists, people like the Islamic Brotherhood, so on and so forth, have taken control of the Egyptian political system.
That's right.
You know, we got the Islamic Brotherhood, and guess what?
They're going to implement some sort of Islamist-type legal system and some kind of Islamist-type political system, just like they're doing in Libya.
Yeah, that's right.
Not only in Libya are they raising al-Qaeda flags at the Libyan capital, but moreover, they said that they are now going to implement Sharia law, just like Mahmoud always said.
Y'all remember Mahmood?
He always said that was going to happen, and you idiots laughed at him.
Look at him now, huh?
Well, the same thing is happening here in Egypt.
All right, Egypt has done, elected all these Islamists, and now we are going to see Islamic extremism not just isolated to rogue factions living within nation states.
We are now going to see actual terrorist factions that are actual nation states.
I mean, Libya is now Al-Qaeda's country.
All right?
The Egypt country is now belonging to the Islamic extremist Islamic Brotherhood.
All right?
Iraq is about to get turned over to the Shiites of Iran because we're cutting and running out of Iraq.
All right?
I mean, Afghanistan is about to be taken over by the goddamn Taliban, for Christ's sake.
And you want to sit here and continue to talk about the foreign policy of Barack Obama?
I mean, do you understand that the foreign policy of this president has put America in a vulnerable state?
A vulnerable digressive state.
And nobody cares about this.
On the contrary, if you take a look at everything that is destabilizing across the world, it looks to me as if we are ready.
We are getting closer and closer to World War III, folks.
I mean, you know, Al-Qaeda raising flags in Libya after the United States armed these Libyan rebels, trained these Libyan rebels.
Egypt electing an Islamic or an Islamist extremist type of government after we aided in that so-called revolution, for Christ's sake.
I mean, we're cutting and running from Iraq, and all of a sudden there's all kinds of bombings.
I mean, did you hear today?
A series of bombings left 28 dead, over 80 people injured for Christ's sake, and that's going to continue to happen until they completely destabilize this Iraqi parliament for Christ's sake.
And what's going to happen when Iraq is destabilized?
Well, Iran's going to move right in, and of course, the people with Iran are going to embrace it because they're Shiites.
And the people in Iraq are going to embrace Iran because the majority of them are Shiites.
Because remember, Saddam Hussein was a Sunni.
And believe it or not, Sunnis were a minority for a long time in Iraq.
They're still a minority.
But they ruled over the Shiites with an iron fist and totalitarian rule.
So I'm telling you right now, this is a debacle waiting to explode into a horrific situation out here.
And we can thank Mr. Nobel Peace Prize himself, Barack Obama.
Yeah.
Barack Obama.
I mean, straight up.
I mean, you know, we can thank this man for implementing such horrific attempts.
Horrific attempts at foreign policy.
And is MSNBC covering this?
Is CNN covering this?
Are any of the mainstream media covering this unbelievable, disgusting travesty in foreign policy?
Absolutely not.
Absolutely not.
And speaking of Iran, did you hear they claim that they shot down a U.S. unmanned drone for Christ's sake?
They shot down a U.S. unmanned drone.
What have I been saying for the past several episodes?
We are getting ready to go into war with Iran.
And I know that people think that that's a lie.
Oh, well, you know, I don't think that's going to happen, Ghost.
I think that everything's going to be okay.
Are you kidding me?
I mean, why do you think they have unmanned drones over Iran?
I mean, why do you think that we're positioning ourselves in the Middle East for a confrontation with this particular country for Christ's sake?
I mean, it's a disgusting disgrace.
And you know what's even more of a disgrace is that there was not even a need to go into war with Iran.
There's not even a need.
In 2009, I was right here on this broadcast demanding that the United States government help the rebels that were fighting against the Ayatollah and Ahmadimajad in Iran in 2009.
I was up here telling the government to arm these people, to clandestinely help these people, but it fell on deaf.
All right?
It fell on deaf ears.
And now that the Ayatollah and Ahmadimajad tortured and killed and basically just squashed any kind of uprising within their own domestic front, now they're trying to organize the population in baiting an attack from the West because that's what they want.
They're trying to bait an attack from the West because doing so will rally their country into a sovereign nation once again, quash any domestic unrest or any domestic rebellion, while at the same time gaining other Shiites in the region, which are the crux of the Arab Spring that we've been seeing as of late.
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And we're going to rally these people.
It's going to be a whole disgusting situation for Christ's sake, man.
I mean, straight up, it's going to be a whole disgusting situation, man.
And where's Occupy Wall Street for this?
That's why I'm saying, I hope that, I mean, I don't want this to happen, but, you know, kind of part of me actually wants it to happen now.
Part of me kind of actually wants it to happen because then what's going to happen?
A draft.
That's right, a draft.
Then you young people will start realizing, oh my God, I should have taken, you know, something serious.
I should have taken the government thing so serious.
And now I'm going to have to be drafted and go into a nuclear third World War III.
I dig ying ying.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm telling you right now, I can't wait for that to happen.
You know what I'm saying?
Because look, you idiots from Occupy Wall Street think you've got problems now because, you know, you've got iPhones and iPads, but not Amber Crombie Finch and Hollister.
And you've got, I don't know, outstanding college debts.
You wait till you're drafted in this upcoming World War III and see if you're pissing and moaning then.
All right?
And don't say nobody warned you because I've been up here for almost five, four or five years trying to warn everybody.
I've been trying to tell everybody to take their heads out of the proverbial ass cracks, but instead, everybody decides that they want to prank all me and make this goddamn show look like an idiot.
You want to besmirch my freaking show.
You want to besmirch my broadcast for Christ's sake.
It makes me sick.
But when this draft comes along, I hope that you people remember me.
All right?
When World War III happens, I hope you remember me and all the things that I said.
And I hope that you have doubt within yourself.
I hope that you have guilt within yourself, wishing that you would have taken the words that Ghost broadcasted on this broadcast more serious.
I guarantee you, you will rule the day because you decided to take Dancing with the Stars and the latest Fruit Bowl prancing around like he's got a rat hanging out his asshole on American Idol more serious than what's going on around you right here, right now.
Jesus Christ, I want to hear what you have to say about all this nonsense.
Poor America Social Services Debate00:15:23
508, what's up?
This is what I'm talking about, you idiots.
This is what I'm saying here, all right?
This is why our country is being flushed down the proverbial toilet, and the only thing that can save us, the only thing that can actually inspire any kind of economic growth, is war.
I mean, we have turned into Rome, you idiots.
We have turned into Rome, you dumb, stupid morons, where the only thing that's going to continue to perpetuate any type of economic growth is war itself.
The only thing that's going to organize human beings in this country to organize and actually progress is war, for Christ's sake.
This is Rome, man.
It's disgusting.
When the only thing that we can do to generate any kind of economic productivity is war.
Disgusting, man.
502, what's up?
Yeah, that's an up-and-coming draftee right there.
517, what's up?
Hey, how's it going, ghost?
How's it going?
Hey, not much, man.
I just want to say at first, you know, like, I don't always agree with you all the time, but you know, I want to say that, you know, I agree with you.
I think this country is just full of a bunch of milky liquor pony fuckers, man.
You got that right.
And not just that.
I mean, just absent-minded loser-ignorant assholes is what we got here in America.
You know, a bunch of ignorant losers.
You know, you know, these people out here piss and moan and talk about, oh, we got to help the so-called Poe in America.
We got to go out and help the so-called Poe in America.
There's no freaking Poe in America, for Christ's sake.
I mean, you understand that?
There ain't no Poe in America.
I mean, if you're Poe in America, what the hell does that mean?
Because if you go through any impoverished part of town, and I challenge you to do this, I challenge if you think I'm lying, you go through your goddamn nearest impoverished part of town, make sure to, you know, go there with the doors locked and the windows rolled up, and just start just cruise down there and look at the fat jelly asses that are walking around these so-called impoverished parts of America.
These fat, obese people.
You know, I mean, how can poor people get fat, assholes?
I mean, when there's people across the world right now with skin hanging off their bones, malnourished.
I mean, just the disgusting displays of starvation for Christ's sake.
And these idiots in America have the audacity to sit over here and say, yeah, I'm poor.
I'm poor in America.
Shove it up, your ass, all right?
Do you understand that?
I don't give two rats' asses to anybody who tries to call themselves poor in America.
All right?
The poor in America are living better than 85% of the world, and these people are still bitching.
I mean, there's people starving to death because their government is holding them hostage with food.
There are people starving to death right now in the world today because there's not any food within a goddamn 500-mile radius.
And yet these idiots have the audacity to sit over here and piss and moan.
These idiots in Occupy Wall Street with their freaking iPhones and their iPads and their goddamn Lulu Mon attire and all this stupid, dumb, pathetic crap that they're sitting out here sporting for Christ's sake.
They have the audacity to sit over here and talk garbage about how they're, oh, I'm poor in America.
I'm poor in America.
I'm glad somebody in the chat room brought up North Korea.
Do you know that North Korea, that they eat second harvest, you disgusting pieces of trash?
Do you understand that?
They eat second harvest.
That means they eat their own shit.
And why are they doing it?
Because the goddamn government ain't feeding them.
Their communist government that they're so dependent on isn't feeding them.
Do you understand that?
And we have the audacity to sit over here and say we're poor in America.
Screw all you assholes out here in America that are claiming to be Po in America.
All right?
I spit on all you people.
Poor.
I spit on all you so-called Poe in America out here.
The only reason that you're claiming to be Poe is because you made decisions in your life that went a completely different direction and screwed you up.
You have debts that no honest man can pay.
You've got children that you can't afford.
And you put yourself in the predicaments that you are currently in.
And instead of actually sucking it up and realizing that, hey, I made these bad decisions.
I've got to work through them, so on and so forth, they decide, oh, I don't know what to do.
I don't know.
I'm just going to sit around and have my hand out and just pretend that I'm some helpless human being.
I mean, are you kidding me?
I'm just going to hold my hand out like I'm some stupid, useless human being for Christ's sake.
Are you kidding me?
I don't care.
If you're poor in America, screw you.
All right?
You're not poor.
All right?
You go to Africa.
All right?
You go to Africa.
That's poor, assholes.
All right?
Go to Thailand.
All right, not there.
You go see third world pissing grounds, and you'll see what poor is, jerk-offs.
Go to Cambodia.
Yeah, that's a good one, Bo, but go to Cambodia.
Why don't you go to some of these real impoverished areas where the poverty is so disgusting that you can't even bear to look at it?
That it's so unreal that you can't believe that human beings in modern-day society are still living like this.
That is disgusting, man.
That's why I'm saying I don't give a crap about the Poe in America.
And if you're taking offense to that, screw you, all right?
Get a job.
And speaking of Poe in America, I tweeted this right before the show.
And for you folks that didn't get this, well, it's a great story because it goes to show you what the actual Poe in America is.
All right?
A Seattle welfare recipient lives in a million-dollar mansion.
Yeah.
That's right.
A Seattle woman who is receiving welfare assistance from Washington State also happens to live in a waterfront house on Lake Washington worth more than a million bucks.
Huh?
Is that the Poe in America there?
Is that Poe?
Huh?
Let me read on.
All right.
Federal agents raided the home this weekend, but have not released the woman or her husband's name because they have not officially been charged with any crime.
Well, they should, for Christ's sake.
But according to King5 News, the couple currently receives more than $1,200 a month in public housing vouchers plus state and government disability checks, not to mention food stamps, and they've been collecting this since 2003.
They live in a 2,500 square foot home, which includes gardens and a boat dock.
Once again, the value is $1.2 million for the home.
They've been receiving benefits for over 10 years, almost 10 years.
And according to the records, they actually utilized the address to the mansion to receive it.
I mean, that just goes to show you how incompetent American government is.
They utilized the goddamn address to their mansion to receive their freaking recipient checks.
I mean, their disability, their food stamps all went to the mansion.
And you want me to feel sorry for the so-called Poe in America?
That's why I keep telling you, anybody who's claiming they're poor in America is a fucking lazy piece of crap that you could tell them I said that.
All right?
Anybody who's poor in America is a lazy piece of trash.
I mean, all you have to do, you ungrateful poor jerk dick, is to go to your nearest social services department and fill out some paperwork, and you can be just like this disgusting whore in Seattle, just like this disgusting whore in Seattle who's living in a goddamn mansion, collecting over $1,200 a month in goddamn public housing vouchers, not to mention state and government disability and food stamps.
Excuse my French, for Christ's sake, but it pisses me off.
This is America, for Christ's sake.
This is the new America that I'm talking about.
And I'm not going to sit over here and give any misdirected empathy.
I'm not going to give any misdirected emotion to anybody who's claiming to be poverty stricken in this country.
All right?
I spit on the so-called Poe in America.
I spit on you at pooh.
Pooh.
I spit on you idiots.
And for you people that are saying that I'm lying about this story, well, by God, let me go ahead and copy and put it on the damn chat room.
Put it in there, engineer.
There's a goddamn story right there.
All right?
There it is right there.
Read it for your goddamn self, stupid morons.
But this is the 99%, huh?
This is the so-called Poe in America, huh?
The Po in America.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, let me move on to another subject matter.
I want to talk a little bit about this disgusting, despicable bureaucracy that they call the TSA.
That's right.
I'm talking about the TSA for Christ's sake.
Did y'all hear that they literally gave an anal cavity search and a strip search to an 84-year-old woman, an 84-year-old grandmother.
Huh?
And even though the grandmother went on television and described it in great detail and looked completely horrified, the TSA is just saying, oh, I don't know what she's talking about.
There was never any strip search of an old lady.
We don't know what she's talking about.
They're denying the whole goddamn thing.
And who is to, who's going to be there to prove them wrong?
I mean, who's going to sit there and go through records?
They're unaccountable.
Do you understand that?
The TSA is unaccountable.
There's no record stating that, oh, we took this person into this room and gave them a strip search.
All right?
No, but this is the TSA.
You know, they could just kind of pull you out of line, put you in a goddamn room, strip yourself, put a couple of fingers in your shit funnel, and then, you know, kind of kick you out and say, all right, go ahead, get out of here.
Like, it's no big deal for Christ's sake.
You know what I mean?
I mean, this is legal molestation.
Not only are they doing this to 84-year-old grandmothers, they're also doing this to five, six-year-old girls.
And if you don't believe me, I think you need to do a YouTube search for TSA searches child.
I mean, this is legal molestation out here, and it's government-funded.
And not only are they government-funded legal molestation, but these idiots have authority.
These idiots have authority to be able to put you into federal jail.
So, in my personal opinion, it's time for these idiots that are so vocal out here in these Occupy Wall Street protests and everybody else.
It's time for them to start actually focusing in on this egalitarian crap that has taken over our country instead of this disgusting, ridiculous, communist-based nonsense agreement shutting down our goddamn hole for birth.
I mean, Jerry Sandusky would have loved the TSA at this point in time.
Jerry Sandusky would have never been a goddamn coach had this goddamn thing been around when he was a young person, for Christ's sake.
This is sick.
TSA is legal molestation.
It's government sanctioned molesters.
That's what it is.
TSA is government sanctioned molesters.
Government goddamn sanctioned molesters.
You can tell them I said that.
Give me the mic.
Give me the freaking freaking mic for Christ's sake.
You pieces of crap.
You all don't care either.
Look at you, people.
You don't even care.
Look at you.
I mean, half of you idiots in here are bronies and probably taking it up the pooper anyway.
So a couple of fingers with a goddamn latex glove on it up your shit funnel is actually rather pleasurable to your stupid asses.
All right?
But to us Americans out here, we don't really appreciate it.
And not to mention, have you seen the people that are actually working as TSA?
All right?
If it isn't Tyrone and Shanikra from the hood, it's a disgusting, despicable bull-nose bulldyke, or it's some fat, white, pedophile, pork belly-looking, white, pasty-thighed bastard.
I mean, do you understand that?
It's always the same type of people.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, as a matter of fact, I'm getting tired of these people in this chat room talking garbage.
I'm getting tired of you people talking garbage to me.
Implement chat room martial law, engineer.
Implement chat room martial law, these sons of bitches.
Stupid sex of crap.
We're implementing chat room martial law on the troll terrorists that are in this broadcast trying to deviate the conversation into something else.
So if you're just getting into the broadcast and wondering why you're not seeing any chatting on the chat room, it's because we have implemented chat room martial law.
There are way too many people flapping their fat Cheeto stained fingers on the keyboard talking malarkey, and we are going to prevent these troll terrorists from continuing to implement their goddamn horrific, disgusting displays of terrorism.
Jesus Christ.
Where the hell am I at, engineer?
All right, the TSA.
Once again, we, as the American people, need to be protesting this goddamn TSA nonsense.
All right?
There should be no way that these disgusting, despicable scoundrels should have this type of authority over us, for Christ's sake.
All right?
They take pictures of our Johnson through our clothes, and if that isn't enough, they give us a goddamn anal cavity search with a latex glove, and it's disgraceful and it's disgusting.
All right?
And they're doing it to children, too.
Madonna Halftime Show Controversy00:07:33
All right?
They're doing it to children as well, for Christ's sake.
I mean, children are being touched in the private parts.
Children are out there being molested.
Legally molested, for Christ's sake.
And none of you stupid scumbags are doing one goddamn thing about it.
None of you idiots.
None of you disgusting pieces of crap.
Spathetic, man!
They only move on for Christ's sake.
We're running out of time.
Screw the TSA.
Fuck the TSA.
You hear that, TSA?
You stupid, ungrateful pieces of crap.
You're useless.
If you're a TSA worker, kill yourself.
Kill yourself, you useless, soulless, despicable human being you are.
Kill yourself.
Stupid sons of bitches.
Anyway, last but not least, folks, did y'all hear about this?
Did y'all hear about the latest entertainment for the Super Bowl this year?
Did y'all hear about this?
Madonna, huh?
Oh, isn't that great?
Huh?
Madonna is going to be the halftime show at the Super Bowl, for Christ's sake.
I mean, can't this bitch go into some attic somewhere or go somewhere and just never come back?
I mean, you're an old, useless, disgusting bags under the eyes, disgusting, used-up hole.
All right?
You're a disgusting, used-up hole, for Christ's sake, Madonna.
I mean, you're a perfect example for these girls that are growing up.
You're a perfect example of what happens when you decide to hop around from penis to until you're about 50 years old.
Madonna, right there.
All right?
Madonna.
Some disgusting, used-up, dirty, smelly salmon hole that's out there that's going to be the entertainment for the Super Bowl.
I mean, what's up with the damn NFL picking up these old fogies for halftime specials?
I mean, y'all remember when the Who came out?
The freaking who?
Whoever liked The Who anyway?
The Who was stupid.
It was a dumb, stupid band.
I mean, what was it?
The only song that they made was, I can see for miles and miles.
I can see for miles and miles.
I can see for miles and it's fruity, man.
It's fruity.
And then they had, was it Tom Petty for Christ's sake?
I mean, gee, where do they dust this poor stoner off from, for Christ's sake, huh?
I mean, what is this, 1982, for Christ's sake?
And now Madonna.
Oh, that's great, isn't it?
Madonna.
I mean, haven't we had enough of this used-up, disgusting bitch?
I mean, I've had enough of this whore, all right?
I mean, this bitch has been around since the early 80s, all right?
When she was some, you know, teenage-looking tramp.
All right, I mean, we've seen Madonna go through this, go through that.
It's enough.
Enough, Madonna.
We don't want you on halftime.
As a matter of fact, all the NFL fans right now should be tweeting the NFL right now and saying, you disgusting pieces of crap.
Huh?
Madonna, for Christ's sake?
Madonna.
I mean, what?
Casey in the Sunshine Band ain't around or something?
Huh?
I mean, what's another old band out here these idiots can go after?
What's another old band?
Cher?
Yeah, get Cher for Christ's sake.
At least Cher has got that trans-testicle, disgusting specimen out here in the media.
At least we can still remember Cher for Christ's sake.
When was the last time Madonna did anything besides become a goddamn sperm trap for immigrant babies, for Christ's sake?
Yeah, what about Phil Collins, for Christ's sake?
Suit, suit, studio.
What about these people?
Madonna?
Madonna, for Christ's sake?
I mean, what?
Are they trying to get the homosexual component?
I don't get it, man.
Is she going to come out with the cone tits?
Y'all remember that?
Remember when she came out with the cone tits?
Remember that?
Oh, yeah, look at me.
I'm trying to pretend like I'm the whore of Babylon.
Look at me.
I got the horn tits.
Stupid broad.
Let me tell you something.
I hope that Guy Richie, with his time with that disgusting, useless clitoris hanging down below her knees, Madonna whorebag.
I hope that he had his pimp hands strong on that slut because I can't stand this stupid skank.
You've made way too much money.
You've already had your time in the sun.
Let somebody else have a shot there, Madonna.
All right?
Let some of these other little girls that are kind of trying to come up trying to make their own little Papa Don't Preach videos have a shot, you ungrateful whore.
All right?
Jesus Christ.
You know, God, let's say a prayer.
Everybody bow their heads right now.
Everybody bow their heads right now.
Bow their heads.
God, if you're listening, please, if you could, have an Achilles rupture on Madonna.
Please have some sort of a hamstring tear on Madonna.
Please have something on Madonna so that she will not be the halftime show for the Super Bowl.
All right?
This is a good season, God.
We got a lot of good quarterbacks kicking some ass out here, God, all right?
I mean, we got Tom Brady coming back.
We got that guy from Green Bay kicking some ass.
We got Manning.
We'll get a lot of badass quarterback, Cam Newton, out here.
It's going to be a great playoffs, and it's going to be a great Super Bowl, God.
But you're going to ruin it.
You're going to ruin it if you allow this disgusting whore of Babylon, God.
That's what she is.
She's a whore of Babylon.
If you allow this whore of Babylon to be the entertainment for halftime, I'm telling you, God, it's going to be a messed up situation.
And I think that before you go all in on this Madonna halftime show thing, I would strongly advise you, God, please.
I mean, an Achilles rupture, you know, a hamstring tear, you know.
Maybe she's got to have an operation on her crotch or something.
Something, God.
We don't want her, man.
We don't want her on the halftime show.
Anyway, I hope you hear us, God.
And if you can't do that for me, well, then, you know, at least give me some more money.
All right?
Amen.
Anyway, folks, that's about it.
It's about time for everybody's favorite part of the broadcast, and I'm talking about radiography.
That's right, folks.
It's radio graffiti, the time of the broadcast when you actually have input on the broadcast, where you can actually call up and say whatever it is that you want to say that's on your mind.
All you have to do is give me a call right now, 646-652-4869, is the number to call.
And when I call on your Skype name or on your area code, you will have exactly three to four seconds to say whatever it is that's on your mind.
And by God, you better be ready and not be some Helen Keller deaf mute that doesn't say a goddamn thing.
Freemason Illuminati Conspiracy Theories00:11:04
All right?
With that said, let's go ahead and get right started.
Radio graffiti.
Let's start from the bottom.
Let's start radio graffiti from the bottom because every time we start from the tops, it seems like the same jerk dicks always find their way up there.
And I don't really like those jerk dicks.
All right, so let's see if we can find some new jerk dicks.
All right?
All right, here we go.
We got 215, radio graffiti.
You're a Helen Keller deaf mute.
630, radio graffiti.
Terminkate is still a nigger.
Yeah, shut up, you stupid moron.
All right?
760, radio graffiti.
Madonna's 10 times smarter than you, your hambone racer.
Shut up.
All right.
Ten times smarter than me.
I doubt that.
248, radio graffiti.
I dropped a juice on your dad's grave.
I hope that's okay with you.
Yeah.
Well, I doubt you know where my dad's grave is there, boy, because he was cremated.
971, radio graffiti.
Ghost, compliment.
How dare you insult?
I'm glad you had a poop in it.
Shut up, you stupid cockeyed Russian.
All right, go drink some goddamn undistilled vodka and shut up.
440, radio graffiti.
Hey, what's up, Ghost Goku?
How's it going?
Hey, what's up, Goku, man?
How's it going, man?
Long time no here.
How you doing, man?
Hey, man.
I'm doing good.
How you doing?
Not too bad.
How's school going for you, man?
It's already halfway done through the school year here.
I know, man.
School's going good.
I've been working at McDonald's, getting that money, making that cash.
Awesome, man.
Awesome, man.
Are you saving some of it?
What are you doing with it?
I'm saving all of it, man.
Just spending some of it on some food.
That's it.
I hear you, man.
That's good to hear, man.
And just keep saving that capital.
And before you know it, there, Goku, by the time you're getting ready to go to college, you'll have a distinct decision to make, whether or not you want to keep working and keep making the money and saving it.
Remember, you want to save money.
And you want to put your money in assets so that it can actually generate more or potentially more as it just sits there.
Go ahead, bro.
I just want to say something about these damn Occupy Wash Treasers.
They're freaking stupid as hell.
They complain about everything.
I pay taxes right now, too.
And I'm not freaking complaining.
They're complaining about how much tax they pay.
They're disgusting.
Do they all need to be kicked out, sent home, put to work?
And just all these be sent home.
They're idiots.
You're damn right, Goku, man.
It's good to hear that you're making some capital.
It's good to hear that you're out there being successful out here, man.
Keep up the good work.
You want to give a shout-out?
Do you want anything to say to any of these people?
Got a blog or something you want to plug?
No, I'm good, Ghost.
Just keep doing the show, man.
All right, man.
Hey, thanks a lot, Goku.
Once again, Goku, man, a longtime listener, avid listener, avid caller.
Once again, this is a man, a young man.
He's not even 18 yet.
He was 16 when he first started calling into the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
And lo and behold, he was motivated by this broadcast to go out and actually get a job while going out and working.
And the young man is paying taxes.
He's saving his capital way ahead of the game than probably about 85% of the jerk dicks that are flapping their fat Dorito-stained fingers on the keyboard in this chat room right now.
All right, so much props to Goku, man.
Much props.
517, Radio Graffiti.
Hey, what's up?
I just want to say Sandusky 2012.
Yes, we can, Radio Graffiti.
Shut up, you stupid Woody Allen butt-loving pedophile.
Shut your ass.
831, Radio Graffiti.
Hey, what's going on?
Okay.
559, Radio Graffiti.
Hey, what's up, Ghost?
How have you been?
I've been all right, man.
Just living lavish, baby.
Contributing to the American economy and accumulating assets.
That's what I do.
I mean, making money, man.
That's what I do.
626, Radio Graffiti.
Hey, Ghost.
If you're a melting pot of friendship, why are you not a broad egg?
Because I am not going to embrace a community of people that actually sit here and have a circle jerk to a cartoon that was meant for eight-year-old girls, all right?
You people are sick.
502, Radio Graffiti.
What's the 10 terra song?
I didn't even understand you.
Take whatever you have in your mouth, take it out, then call back, and maybe I'll understand you.
703, Radio Graffiti.
Oh!
Goddamn vibrator again, for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ.
313, Radio Graffiti.
I'm a part of the Illuminati, the New World Order, and I'm a Freemason.
I'm a Freemason.
I'm a Freemason.
God damn it, you stupid Alex Jones worshippers, for Christ's sake.
I mean, I'm sick of you idiots spreading those slanderous lies about me.
I've seen those YouTube videos, you idiot.
Huh?
Oh, ghost, confirmed reptilian.
Oh, look, proof that ghost is part of the Illuminati.
I've seen that crap, man.
Enough of that crap.
I mean, it's bad enough that you idiots make YouTube videos of me making me look stupid, make me look like a Jagov.
The last thing that I want is for you idiots to put me in the same correlation as these alternative media dicks put successful people as being a part of the Illuminati.
You're part of the Illuminati.
You're a part of the Freemason.
You're a part of the reptilians.
You're a part of the...
It's bad enough, you dicks make fun of me on the damn YouTube videos.
I don't need for you to sit over here and put it in somebody's head that I'm part of this disgusting, ridiculous, fictitious New World Order.
Jesus Christ.
248, Radio Graffiti.
Ghost your melting pot of shit.
Hey, who's that in the background?
Why don't you put that whore in the background?
Put her on the phone.
Let me know if he's already cake, Should, you know, already count me.
Jesus Christ, look, you hear this guy?
This guy's voice chatting, for Christ's sake.
He's listening to my broadcast, and he's voice chatting with idiots from other countries.
Do y'all hear this idiot?
He's voice chatting with some asshole from England, for Christ's sake.
I mean, you know, if you're voice chatting and you're a male and you're voice chatting with other males and you're not shy about showing this off, you're taking it up the pooper.
All right, you know it and I know it.
781, radio graffiti.
What?
Now your mother.
Anyway.
Who else we got?
609, Radio Graffiti.
Ghost.
I'm sick and tired of all these Herman Kane haters.
Well, unfortunately, you're going to continue to hear that because these disgusting people on this broadcast, it seems to me, in today's broadcast, since we're discussing Herman Kane, these people are racist.
I mean, you heard these people call up and say the racial diatribes about Herman Sugar Cane.
I mean, you're listening to him.
It's a disgrace.
It's disgusting.
And nobody cares.
All right?
Nobody gives a crap.
You people should all be ashamed of yourselves.
All of you.
832, radio graffiti.
Hey, ghost, what's up?
I got my Christmas tree already.
Oh, my God.
You got your Christmas tree already?
Who the hell is this?
It's Asho.
Oh, my God.
What the hell do you want, Ash Hole?
Do you have a Christmas tree?
Yeah, well, yeah, I got a Christmas tree this past weekend with the wife, for Christ's sake.
She's setting up the whole damn place to look like the cover of a freaking pottery barn catalog.
So yeah, she's setting it up.
She's making it look like a white Christmas out here.
So what the hell's your excuse there, Ash Hole?
Are you going to be celebrating Christmas or are you going to be celebrating for Lisa Narvidar?
Felisna, yeah.
And also, yeah, I'm going to help my mom make tamales.
First time I've seen her in one month.
That's a big time tradition, right?
That's a big time tradition within Mexican cultures, isn't it?
Making the tamales.
Yeah.
And yeah.
Why aren't you celebrating Christmas?
I thought you were at the Grinch.
Well, I'm not really celebrating Christmas, all right?
I mean, what I'm doing here is my wife, she's going out, she's spending all the money making the whole place look nice and festive, nice and Christmassy.
Because once again, we're going to have family over.
And the family, what they like to do is they have to come over.
They like to take advantage of the scene that my wife sets up here.
They like to take advantage of all the food that we've been making.
They like to take advantage of all the free booze and all this other crap.
And all they do is just sit there and just, oh, my kids, and oh, I need help, and oh, my bills, and oh, I mean, they sit there and they just drain the emotion out of you by unloading all their freaking problems.
Hey, everybody, how about we do this this Christmas?
How about if you're going to go to a family's dinner, if you're going to go to a family's little get-together, how about keeping your fucking problems to yourself?
How about that, huh?
How about a little bit of that?
How about you keep your stupid problems to your thumb-milky-licking self for a change?
Jesus Christ.
Hey, Ashley, let me ask you a question.
Do you celebrate the traditional Santa Claus or do you celebrate poncho clause?
Well, it's it's different.
We have to buy presents for each other.
And like sometimes we can give tamales and sometimes we you know, you know the rosca, the reyes, and we put that baby in there, and then if you get it, you have to make tamales.
Like we do that.
Oh, yeah.
So you do a lot of festive games so you don't have like the Santa Claus coming over and putting Christmas presents under your tree, that sort of thing?
Yeah, exactly.
That's sad.
That's sad.
Everybody hear that?
See you later, Ashley.
See you later.
I mean, do you hear poor Ashley out here?
I mean, you know, what he has to look forward to, he's going to unwrap presents.
He's going to get freaking tamales, for Christ's sake.
You hear this poor kid?
You know what I'm saying?
This poor Mexican kid, that's what he's looking forward to under his tree, a fucking old batch of tamales, for Christ's sake.
You know?
I wonder if it's going to be in a can, too, one of those cans.
Anyway, good for you, Ash Hole.
Anyway, let's get back to the Radio Graffiti.
843, Radio Graffiti.
Yeah, Ghost, I want to say longtime fan, first-time caller.
Keep doing what you do, man.
Thanks a lot, man.
I appreciate it, bro.
303 Radio Graffiti.
We can't even understand what song that is, for Christ's sake, because your cheap-ass swap-meat-bought phone.
512, Radio Graffiti.
I mean, you know, I like black people so much that tonight I'm going to have that man, Hermit Sugar Cane, who's a black guy.
Hambone Insults Escalate00:15:47
Shut up.
All right?
Enough with the Hermit Kane jokes, alright?
I'm pissed off.
I'm still pissed, man.
I'm still pissed that this man had to get out of the GOP presidential bid because of bureaucracy and racism.
The fraternity of government wasn't going to allow an outsider to come in and shake up the system.
That's why I'm pissed off, and everybody out there who's an American should be pissed off, too.
What Herman Kane represents, and it shows and it proves that this government is not made for the people and by the people.
It's made for the bureaucracy by the bureaucracy.
That's why none of these idiots that are running against him, or that were running against him, were even touched by the media.
Newt Gingrich, Bachman, Paul, Mitt Romney, Perry, Santorum, Huntsman, they have not been touched by the media, folks.
You want to know why?
Because they're bureaucrats.
Because they're in the system, for Christ's sake.
And each and every one of these scumbags have disgusting skeletons in their closet, especially Newt Gingrich.
Especially Newt Gingrich.
But is the media going after Newt Gingrich at this point in time?
Absolutely not.
Absolutely not.
You want to know why?
Because he's part of the system.
Part of the system.
And let me tell you something right now.
I am not a fan of bureaucracy.
All right?
I would much prefer private enterprise having influence over our lives than some kind of bureaucratic institution of government that does nothing but stagnate the progress of humanity itself.
309, Radio Graffiti.
Hey, Ghost, I just want to say that I love your show, and I hate that all these racist people call in because I have a black person in my family tree.
And yeah, he's been hanging there for years.
Oh, yeah?
We're from 309824.
Can I say arrest your number so black people, like-minded black people, can call you?
Why?
Why?
Well, no, you know, you're real proud.
You're real proud to be some racist claiming you're hanging black people from trees when you're black people.
I'm sure black people would have something to radio about.
He's in my tree.
He was in my family tree.
No, I'm just saying, I'm sure black people would have something to say to you about it.
So you want me to just go ahead and give me your number?
Maybe you'll have a little bit more of a connection with black folks.
Hold on, you can get into them after this.
How do they tell you?
Yeah, no, no, you said I can give it to him.
All right.
2089.
All right.
Let's go somewhere else here.
502, radio graffiti.
Ghost, the racist fruit bull had a very shiny humbo.
Ghost racist fruit bull.
He is a reptilian.
On what fungi Hanukkah night, he was beating his son.
But Hanukkah night.
Hanukkah night.
You stupid goofy.
David.
Good, David.
I am not a Jew.
I am not a Jew.
Give me that freaking sugar.
Freaking night, for Christ's sake.
One Hanukkah night, for Christ's sake, shut up.
334, Radio Graffiti.
Yeah, I called to say that I love the show, John Conquest.
John Conquest.
Who the hell's John Conquest, for Christ's sake?
Sounds like a pornographic name, huh?
Yeah, they call me John Conquest.
I got a 15 and a half right here between my legs.
It's a little lonely.
So come on over here and sit on it, huh?
Give me a break, John Conquest.
208, radio graffiti.
Another Helen Keller deaf mute, for Christ's sake.
215, what's up?
Radio graffiti.
I'm gonna be black freaks.
I am now officially declaring myself the king of ten-year-old boy ass.
You son of a bitch.
You audio splicing sons of bitches.
I'm telling you, I'll better stop it.
702, radio goddamn graffiti.
Hey, John, we're going to go to the bar after the show.
Do you want to go with us?
You stupid son of a bitch.
My name's not John asshole.
All right.
904, Radio Graffiti.
We can't even understand you.
All right.
We can't understand you.
513, radio graffiti.
What's up, ghost?
That was your tour of Penn State, man.
Sandusky 2012.
Let's do it.
Shut up.
Just shut your stupid woody hellen bug-loving Roman Polanski palfire ass up.
Shut up.
Shut up.
315, radio goddamn graffiti.
Newt Gingrich 2012.
Newt Gingrich 2012.
Are you kidding me?
I mean, you might as well give Barack Obama the presidency if you're going to elect Newt Gingrich, you stupid dumb jerk nicks.
252, radio graffiti.
I ain't believe for the Christmas brony.
Now, shut up.
Here, we got more bronies here.
All right, more freaking bronies.
Hey, as a matter of fact, do y'all see those pictures that are on the player there?
Do you see that one picture of that brony posing for a goddamn Christmas card?
Do y'all see that with its freaking hooves?
That's an actual Christmas card, for Christ's sake.
That's a Christmas picture by a foodie-ass brony.
Sick, man.
269, Radio Graffiti.
I want to meet Jerry Sandusky at a TSA checkpoint.
Oh, my God.
And we can tell by the sound of your goddamn over-feminized voice, for Christ's sake.
I mean, good lord.
I mean, you know that this guy fluffs people in boys' bathrooms for fun.
Jesus Christ.
563, Radio Graffiti.
Jesus Christ.
Ghosty, man.
Whatever happened to using good people on the fucking NFL halftimes?
Didn't they use that?
Well, I mean, you know, it's not about good people.
It's just that Madonna for NFL halftime, Madonna?
I mean, this is a used-up hole from like 30 years ago, for Christ's sake.
I'm sure that everybody who's sitting there watching the game when she comes out on stage can smell the bad period smell every time she dips up and actually opens her legs, for Christ's sake.
I mean, just imagine.
I mean, you know, when she came into the game back in like 84, remember?
When she came into the game, you know, her little vaginal region looked like a little pink dot.
But if you look at it right now, it looks like veal cutlip parmesan or pumpkin pie.
All right?
And we're supposed to, what, just to accept that this bitch is going to be the halftime performance at the Super Bowl and what we're supposed to pretend that, what, she's still good looking or something?
We're supposed to pretend that she's still somewhat sex pot or something?
Jesus Christ.
920, radio goddamn graffiti.
Hello, ghost.
I was just wondering if the engineer is a brony.
Now, why would you say that?
I just wanted to know.
No, why would you say the engineer is a brony for Christ's sake?
Does he sound like a brony?
I'm just asking if he is.
No, I'm asking you.
Does he sound like a freaking brony for Christ's sake?
Hold on.
Engineer, he thinks you sound like a brony, for Christ's sake.
Fuck yeah.
He's not a brony, as you can see.
But why would you say that?
What would be inside your over-feminine head for you to believe that the engineer is somehow affiliated with this disgusting phenomenon called bronies?
Well, bronies don't discriminate by race, color, or anything.
Oh, I beg to differ, my friend.
I beg to dare you.
Is this your first time listening to my broadcast?
No.
Well, let me tell you something.
These bronies are racist.
They're sexist.
They're disgusting.
They laugh about pedophiliac activity for Christ's sake.
They think that this Sandusky thing is a big joke.
They laugh at death for Christ's sake.
You're talking about this is what?
Supposed to be some kind of what?
Well, that's not all bronies, and these guys aren't always the best bronies.
I'll tell you that.
A lot of us are a lot friendlier.
Well, why are these other bronies doing this type of activity?
I mean, if this is supposed to be, you know, tolerance and love and horse heads or whatever the hell y'all are doing, why are they doing this?
I have no idea.
I think they just get some.
You know what?
You're a stupid feminized fruit bowl.
Just sit there and shut your stupid brony mouth, all right?
Just sit there and shut up.
Jesus Christ.
Who the hell else do we got?
We're going to take a couple of more, and then I'm getting the hell out of here for Christ's sake.
I made too much money today to be putting up with this crap.
All right?
I made too much goddamn money today to be putting up with this crap from you schmucks.
Jesus Christ.
832, Radio Graffiti.
You're just playing with your pecker shaft, goddammit.
562, radio graffiti.
What's up?
Your mom.
909, radio graffiti.
Pandemic, and I want to give you props for your show.
Hey, thanks for giving me props for the show, man.
Appreciate it.
Who else we got?
478, radio graffiti.
Yeah, baby.
Pookie says you're the hambone of the hood, ghost.
You're the handbone of the hood, nigga.
Shut up, Scott.
Shut up your ass, all right?
You showed up your ghost five entitlement recipient ass, you dumb, stupid, child-abusing piece of f ⁇ k!
You piece of crap, I'm not a freaking hambone!
Don't you idiots understand that I'm not a freaking hambone!
Hambone of the hood!
Shove it up, your ass!
Dumb assholes talking that crap.
Let me tell you something.
Five minutes alone with ghetto capitalists.
Five minutes alone, and I would beat the black out of them.
651, radio graffiti.
Hey, ghosts.
Ah, fuck it.
I have finals to study for.
Well, then get out of here and go put yourself in serfdom, you dumb college kid.
Go put yourself in serfdom.
Go study for those finals and put yourself in serfdom.
Go get that stupid degree that's going to be meaningless in two years after you graduate.
952, radio graffiti.
Capitalist, capitalist, capitalist you.
Shut up.
All right?
I'm telling you, you people are pissing me off.
One more, and that's it.
I'm getting out of here.
216, radio graffiti.
Hi, can you hear me?
Yeah, but you sound fruity, and I don't want to really talk to you.
See, let's just get, who do we got?
Cosmo Brockington, radio graffiti.
We're drinking our ass.
Cutting off this red beer.
Ah, man.
Come on.
Radio Graffiti.
All right.
I mean, give me a freaking break, man.
Jesus Christ.
Wasn't that Mike Tyson's punch out during the training when that fat asshole riding the bike and you got little Mac out there running?
I don't know.
Celtic Brony, Radio Graffiti.
Don't be hot, don't be hot.
Don't be don't be.
Don't be hot.
The hambone, the hambone.
Hambone, hambone.
Don't be hot.
Don't be hot.
Don't be.
Don't be.
Don't be hot.
The hambone.
The hambone.
Hambo.
Hambo.
Do you understand, you idiots?
Do you understand?
I'm not a freaking hambone.
I'm not a freaking ghost.
And I'm not a hambone.
I'm not a freaking hambone.
I don't know how many times I'm going to get into your dick and I'm scum.
I'm not a hambone.
Jesus Christ, I'm not ending it.
I'm not.
I'm not.
Jesus.
I'm not ending it on this.
I'm not ending the show on this one.
I'm having one more for Christ's sake.
I'm not ending the show on this one, you milky liquors.
Freaking calling me a goddamn hambone.
You give me five minutes alone with your ass.
You call me a freaking hambone.
See if your ass don't get turned into dog meat, boy.
469, radio graffiti.
Ghost, I gotta tell you, come down to Occupy Right Run because we got fucking Ulfric Stormcloak down here.
He's pulling up the Argolians and the Kaziti Eddie.
Shut up.
All right.
208, Radio Graffiti.
Sandusky 2012, you hambone.
Stupid, sick, Woody Allen buttlup and pedophiles.
Enough of the Sandusky crap.
Five, Radio Graffiti.
Anyway, I've had about enough of this crap.
Here, one more.
One more.
All right, hopefully, and make it count.
All right.
Anonymous Drifter, Radio Graffiti.
Shut up, you splicing piece of crap.
603, Radio Graffiti.
Hey, Ghost, I want to talk about King.
Well, it's a little late, man.
We got one minute left.
The Chiz, Radio Graffiti.
Kirk Seeing Hambone FreeS.
How do you get here?
Kermit's leaving hambone.
Jesus Christ with these freaking hambone remixes.
One more, and that's it.
248, Radio Graffiti.
Hey, ghosts, you're not a hambone.
You're a hambrony.
It's enough of these idiots for Christ's sake.
I can't end it on that one.
609, radio graffiti.
Call me later, Ghost.
I'm Potto F-3 right now.
We can't even.
I mean, this is just.
You understand how bad this is getting, folks?
512, Radio Graffiti.
Oh!
Vibrator, for Christ's sake.
Anyway, I am out of here, folks.
I will be here tomorrow, 4 to 7 p.m. Central Standard Time.
BlogTalkRadio.com/slash ghost is the address.
And of course, Ghost Politics is the Twitter name to follow, baby.
Ghost Politics.
All right?
Anyway, I am out of here.
Thank you very much for tuning in with me.
I will be here tomorrow.
I hope to see you here tomorrow.
Lonely of the capitalist movement and death to the ignorant bastards that are ruining society.
I'm out of here.
Get me out of here, engineer.
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