True Capitalist Radio - October 4th, 2011 True Capitalist Radio Hosted By Ghost EP 159
Aired: 2011-10-04
Duration: 03:18:09


=== True Capitalist Radio Intro (02:04) ===

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[00:00:08]  Tender, slow-roasted chicken breast, coated in our signature teriyaki glaze, where ginger, garlic, and a hint of brown sugar meet for a flavor that's both sweet and savory.
[00:00:20]  New Boarshead Ichiban teriyaki-style chicken.
[00:00:23]  The bold flavor of Japan.
[00:00:26]  Now at the deli.
[00:00:27]  Only from Boar's Head.
[00:00:28]  Compromise elsewhere.
[00:00:30]  Love Hoat Radio.
[00:00:35]  Here we go.
[00:00:40]  Last off.
[00:00:45]  This is True Capitalist Radio.
[00:00:48]  True Capitalist Radio.
[00:00:50]  I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
[00:00:55]  The badass of business.
[00:00:57]  Give him capitalism or give him death.
[00:00:59]  That's it.
[00:01:00]  Period.
[00:01:01]  Broadcasting from his Skylight Office studios in beautiful downtown Austin, Texas.
[00:01:06]  You sound fruitier than a box of fruit loops, for Christ's sake.
[00:01:09]  And now, he'll take it from here.
[00:01:11]  Your host, the prognosticator of prognosticators, the man they call Go Me.
[00:01:34]  What's going on, folks?
[00:01:36]  And thank you for tuning in with me to another edition of True Capitalist Radio.
[00:01:43]  And of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
[00:01:48]  And once again, folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
[00:01:52]  This is episode number 159, 159 episodes for all the folks that are keeping track with the broadcast.
[00:01:59]  And of course, it's a Taco Tuesday.
[00:02:01]  And not to mention, folks, that it is National Taco Day.

=== Keeping Track of Banter (03:10) ===

[00:02:04]  I mean, you know what that means?
[00:02:06]  That Taco Tuesday is going national, baby.
[00:02:09]  That's right.
[00:02:09]  Yeah, let's get a round of applause.
[00:02:13]  Woo!
[00:02:15]  Anyway, folks, before we get into anything else, I'd like for everybody to please retweet the broadcast, all right?
[00:02:21]  Go to the social networks, go to the forums, go to the blogs, and spread it around like wildfire.
[00:02:28]  And let everybody know that True Capitalist Radio is in effect and in the house, folks.
[00:02:32]  We got a lot of things to talk about.
[00:02:34]  Unfortunately, yesterday we didn't get into a lot of things because we were talking about that Occupy Wall Street nonsense.
[00:02:41]  And unfortunately, we're going to have to get into a little bit of it today.
[00:02:44]  But we got a lot of things on the agenda, so kick back.
[00:02:47]  It's a Taco Tuesday edition of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
[00:02:51]  And folks, let me tell you something right now.
[00:02:54]  I'm excited.
[00:02:54]  I don't know about you, for Christ's sake, but I'm excited.
[00:02:58]  Inevitably, what I'm excited about is, I don't know if you folks have been keeping track with the Twitter account here.
[00:03:04]  And if you haven't been keeping track, well, by God, here you go right here.
[00:03:08]  Ghost Politics is the name to follow.
[00:03:11]  All one word, no underscores, Milky Liquors, all right?
[00:03:14]  I mean, it'll be Milky Liquors.
[00:03:15]  Come out here and, you know, give me a follow, for Christ's sake.
[00:03:19]  Moreover, the reason I'm excited is because, you know, Mr. EBT.
[00:03:25]  That's right.
[00:03:27]  Anybody see the little squabble that Mr. EBT and I seem to be having over the internets?
[00:03:34]  And what's unfortunate about Mr. EBT over here is that this ass clown doesn't realize that he is basically exposing himself to be a fraudulent criminal.
[00:03:45]  And he's being fraudulent against the American taxpayer.
[00:03:48]  And basically, I'm shoving that down his throat.
[00:03:51]  And all he can do is look back at me and say, man, baby, you racist, baby.
[00:03:56]  That ain't right.
[00:03:57]  You're just sitting over there talking all that yin yang, baby, because you're racist, baby.
[00:04:01]  That's all it is.
[00:04:02]  And I don't know if you folks have been keeping track of the banter that me and this idiot have been, you know, going back and forth with, but that's his crux of his argument that I'm a racist.
[00:04:13]  And for everybody that's out there who's listening to me and all the tens of thousands of listeners who listen to me throughout the world, you all know that I am a melting pot of friendship.
[00:04:24]  I happen to have a whole bunch of friends that happen to be black.
[00:04:28]  I happen to have a whole bunch of friends that happen to be Mexican.
[00:04:32]  I happen to have a whole bunch of friends that happen to be Oriental and WAP and Kraut and Campbell Jockey.
[00:04:39]  So for all you idiots out there, you all know that I am not a racist.
[00:04:44]  I'm a melting pot of friendship.
[00:04:46]  And for Mr. EBT over here to be, you know, flapping his little suckhole into the wind talking garbage that I'm some kind of a racist is a false indictment, and I really don't appreciate it.
[00:04:58]  I really don't appreciate it whatsoever.
[00:04:59]  So, Mr. EBT, all right, I don't know what you're trying to do and what you're trying to accomplish, but I better expect an apology from your ghetto-fied welfare fraudulent ass here within the next hour, you stupid, ghetto-fied piece of garbage.

=== Inflation and Savings Rates (06:44) ===

[00:05:15]  Do you understand that?
[00:05:16]  I mean, you are sitting here calling me a racist.
[00:05:19]  I am not a racist.
[00:05:21]  I mean, you people are just completely blowing this out of proportions.
[00:05:25]  And the reason that you're doing this is because you're trying to deviate the conversation from you being a goddamn welfare fraud to the actual subject matter at hand where you want to go into.
[00:05:35]  Like, yeah, baby, you racist, baby.
[00:05:38]  You don't want me to get this welfare card, baby.
[00:05:41]  You don't want me to get this EBT card, baby, because you're racist, baby.
[00:05:44]  But you're not understanding, baby.
[00:05:46]  My kids, baby.
[00:05:48]  My kids.
[00:05:50]  You're not understanding, baby.
[00:05:51]  My kids.
[00:05:54]  Anyway, I'm just excited.
[00:05:56]  I'm glad that Mr. EBT is starting to self-reflect.
[00:05:59]  You can tell all the responses that he's given yours truly.
[00:06:03]  You know as well as I that he's having some kind of self-reflection.
[00:06:08]  He understands that what he's conducting himself in is complete and utter disgusting, disgraceful showing of humanity.
[00:06:16]  He's having some second thoughts about what he's doing.
[00:06:20]  Let me tell you something right now.
[00:06:21]  You should have second thoughts, Mr. EBT, because you're a disgusting disgrace.
[00:06:27]  Anyway, let me continue on for Christ's sake.
[00:06:29]  We're supposed to be talking about the markets here, all right?
[00:06:34]  So let's just go ahead and get to the markets, and let's get to them right now.
[00:06:40]  And let me tell you, the markets haven't been very good, folks, because once again, it's a helter-skelter type of volatile market.
[00:06:48]  I've been saying this from, you know, ever since day one, ever since episode number one of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast, that we are witnessing high volatility because we have low volume.
[00:06:59]  Low volume.
[00:07:00]  That means there's not that many goddamn ridiculous trades exchanging hands out here.
[00:07:07]  There's not that much money going on in the markets out here.
[00:07:11]  There's not that much stock trading going on.
[00:07:14]  And we saw that yesterday, folks.
[00:07:16]  We saw the beginning of the fourth quarter basically retract majorly.
[00:07:20]  And I know everybody was out there saying, hey, what the hell is going on here, ghost?
[00:07:24]  And unfortunately, I could not get to the markets because we were spending too much time on this ridiculous Occupy Wall Street malarkey.
[00:07:32]  And I know that there were people yesterday that were a little concerned that, hey, we saw some retraction yesterday, Ghost.
[00:07:38]  What the hell's going on here?
[00:07:40]  Once again, this is a helter-skelter market.
[00:07:42]  This is a pussy-whipped investment community.
[00:07:45]  These people are basically reacting to impulsive news, to impulsive data.
[00:07:51]  I mean, I'm telling you right now, there is not that many investors out here trading stocks.
[00:07:56]  And the ones that are, they're chumps.
[00:07:58]  They're not capitalists.
[00:08:00]  You know, every time they see something going on in the news, for Christ's sake, they're selling their shares.
[00:08:05]  It's stupid.
[00:08:07]  But, folks, what I did say yesterday about the market is that it's a good time to get into bottom-feeding opportunities.
[00:08:13]  Didn't I say that yesterday, folks?
[00:08:15]  I said it's a good time to getting into bottom-feeding opportunities.
[00:08:19]  Whenever you see people get out of the market, that's when you should start entertaining plays to get into the market, baby.
[00:08:26]  And let me tell you something.
[00:08:29]  If you were listening to yesterday and said, you know what, Ghost has got a point here.
[00:08:34]  I mean, you know, this is a way oversold market, for Christ's sake.
[00:08:38]  Why is everybody running and cashing out into treasuries, into cash, when the government is continuously going to spend money, which is going to debase the currency?
[00:08:48]  You've got high regulation being implemented on industry in America, which is going to drive industry out of this country.
[00:08:54]  All right, you're going to have high taxation because this socialist government is playing class warfare with the people.
[00:09:01]  So inevitably, why would one keep their assets in cash?
[00:09:05]  Why would one keep their assets in treasuries when you know that the currency is going to be debased?
[00:09:11]  I mean, just by leaving your cash into the damn savings account, the interest that you're gaining on that savings account isn't going to keep up with the rate of inflation, baby.
[00:09:21]  It isn't even going to keep up with the rate of inflation.
[00:09:23]  That's why I strongly advise everybody, even though you have such volatility in the market, even though everybody's kind of helter-skelter as far as the investment community is concerned.
[00:09:34]  I'm telling you right now, if you have any capital, if you're a capitalist, do not leave it in the bank.
[00:09:40]  I mean, the only thing that you should leave in the bank is checking.
[00:09:43]  And now you've got these assholes wanting to charge $5 to have a debit account a month.
[00:09:49]  They want to charge you for checking.
[00:09:50]  I mean, it's ridiculous.
[00:09:51]  So what I'm strongly advising people to do is that if you have capital, instead of putting it in the savings account, which isn't even going to get you the rate of interest to keep up with inflation, you need to start eyeballing either some of these high-end yield dividend stocks or just start entertaining some of these investment in blue chips.
[00:10:11]  And for you folks that are not understanding what I'm talking about, blue chips are any company in the Dow Jones Industrials.
[00:10:18]  Remember, the Dow Jones Industrial is only 30 companies, for Christ's sake.
[00:10:23]  Only 30 companies.
[00:10:24]  And you have to understand, you know, let's say you only put in 300, 400 a month into buying such and such blue chip stock.
[00:10:33]  All right.
[00:10:33]  And as you accumulate that blue chip stock for, let's say, five years, ten years, not only is your investment or basically where you're going to put your money going to grow with the rate of inflation.
[00:10:44]  It's also going to grow with the rate of the economy.
[00:10:47]  It's going to grow whether or not your company actually has high demand, whether it's diversified on a multinational type basis.
[00:10:55]  I mean, there's a lot of different factors.
[00:10:57]  And you know what else?
[00:10:59]  When you go to the bank and you want to buy yourself a house, because it's going to be harder to buy a house out here thanks to these assholes in 2008 that decided, or 2008 and previous, that decided to finance $250,000 homes on $25,000 a year incomes.
[00:11:16]  You ain't never going to get a house unless you put, what, 30% now?
[00:11:19]  You've got to put 25, 30% on the table before a bank even talks to you, all right?
[00:11:23]  But let me tell you something else, all right?
[00:11:26]  If you have a decent amount of equities, specifically blue chips, those are excellent, excellent financial instruments to put up as collateral with the bank.
[00:11:37]  The banks salivate over blue chip stocks being put forth as collateral for potentially anything.
[00:11:44]  So let's just say this, all right?
[00:11:46]  Let's just say you're a 16-year-old.
[00:11:48]  You got yourself a badass job at Mickey D's, for Christ's sake.
[00:11:52]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:11:52]  You know, that's just the traditional job.
[00:11:54]  You decide that you're just going to stay there.
[00:11:57]  You finish high school.
[00:11:58]  You don't go to college.
[00:11:59]  You keep working.

=== Embracing Immigrants in Georgia (15:38) ===

[00:12:00]  All right?
[00:12:01]  And instead of going out every time you get a paycheck and blowing it at the club with the nearest bimbo that's showing off her breast assistance on $10 MyTies for this slut and you decide, hey, I'm going to put so many some odd dollars into blue chip stocks within four to five years, all right, you're going to have at least twenty, thirty, forty thousand dollars in blue chip equities.
[00:12:24]  You can then go to a financial institution and say, hey, I've got $40,000 in whatever stock, blue chip equity, for Christ's sake.
[00:12:33]  I want to buy a penthouse, baby.
[00:12:35]  Or I want to get a loan from the bank for a business, baby.
[00:12:39]  Or, hey, I want to go out and you can do whatever you want for Christ's sake, man.
[00:12:46]  You see, that's what these losers out here that are on Occupy Wall Street.
[00:12:51]  That's what these losers are out here pissing and moaning about.
[00:12:54]  You understand?
[00:12:56]  That's what they're pissing and moaning about.
[00:12:58]  Oh, it's not fair.
[00:13:00]  I don't know how to do this.
[00:13:02]  I don't know how to do this, so I'm blaming Wall Street.
[00:13:05]  It's not fair.
[00:13:06]  Are you kidding me?
[00:13:08]  You couldn't get any more fair, you ungrateful dicks.
[00:13:11]  Do you understand that we have illegal immigrants swimming through sludge to come into this country so that they can get paid below minimum wage, below minimum wage?
[00:13:24]  And you know what these illegal immigrants are doing?
[00:13:26]  They're actually creating an economy, unlike the American people in this country.
[00:13:30]  All right?
[00:13:30]  They're actually creating an economy.
[00:13:32]  Unfortunately, unfortunately, I'm not trying to paint any particular brand of labor against each other, but let's be honest.
[00:13:41]  I mean, when I look at the football games on Sunday afternoon, when I look at Monday night football, you know what I see?
[00:13:49]  I see advertisements that are purely in Spanish.
[00:13:54]  Yeah.
[00:13:55]  Advertisements on American television.
[00:13:58]  This is not on peramundo.
[00:13:59]  Los tados tabido estada ziero valasara america.
[00:14:02]  No, it's not on any of that, you know, Spanish network crap.
[00:14:05]  It is on American TV, and I'm being advertised advertisements that are specifically in Spanish.
[00:14:12]  Now, why exactly would that be happening?
[00:14:14]  All right, I'll tell you why.
[00:14:16]  I'll tell you why, because the illegal immigrants actually have more of an effect on the economy than these actual American people out here.
[00:14:25]  I kid you not.
[00:14:27]  I kid you not.
[00:14:28]  You've got illegal immigrants working below minimum wage.
[00:14:31]  All right.
[00:14:32]  They're saving their capital.
[00:14:33]  They're actually not only buying properties, they're not only opening up bank accounts, but they're starting businesses for Christ's sake.
[00:14:40]  I mean, I don't know about you, but out here in Texas, we got a lot of Mexican restaurants popping up out of everywhere.
[00:14:47]  I don't know who Jalisco is.
[00:14:49]  Whoever the hell Jalisco is out here in Texas, Jalisco is just popping up out of everywhere.
[00:14:54]  And let me tell you something right now.
[00:14:56]  That's good.
[00:14:58]  I mean, I love seeing, you know, immigrant-based communities that have taken advantage of the American opportunities and prospering because it sure as hell ain't being taken advantage of by the American people that are supposed to be citizens of this country.
[00:15:16]  Let me tell you something right now.
[00:15:18]  I can't believe that the Republicans in the debate started booing Rick Perry, you know, when he decided to say that, hey, we need to start doing something about these immigrants.
[00:15:29]  All right, we need to make them legal.
[00:15:31]  We need to bring them into the tax system.
[00:15:33]  We need to embrace these people.
[00:15:35]  They're the only ones actually conducting labor.
[00:15:38]  And for you people that don't believe me, why don't you take a look at Georgia and Alabama right now?
[00:15:44]  Right now, Georgia and Alabama have these disgusting racist legislation that has been passed that is targeting the immigrant populations of these two goddamn states.
[00:15:56]  Meaning that anybody who is an illegal immigrant and they're found to be illegal immigrants are going to be rounded up and, I don't know, I guess deported.
[00:16:04]  I don't know what these states are doing.
[00:16:06]  But it has completely scared the immigrant population out of the state.
[00:16:10]  Now, what's the problem with that?
[00:16:13]  Well, nobody's out there to pick the grapes and pick the cotton and pick it up.
[00:16:18]  All the crops that are out there that are usually picked by the immigrant population, they're no longer there because they left because of the disgusting racist legislation that was implemented by these two states.
[00:16:30]  Now, the problem is, is that even though we've got, I don't know how many thousands of Americans at Occupy Wall Street that are bitching and moaning how they don't have jobs, how they don't have money, there's literally like 25,000, 30,000 jobs in both of these states minimum.
[00:16:44]  Probably more than that.
[00:16:45]  Probably 80,000, if truth be told.
[00:16:48]  I mean, that could be filled right now.
[00:16:51]  I mean, these idiots on Occupy Wall Street could be going down to Alabama and Georgia right now and getting hired by the agrarian businesses because they need people to pick these crops.
[00:17:05]  And let me tell you something.
[00:17:06]  Do you see people, do you see the Poe in Alabama?
[00:17:10]  Do you see the Poe in Georgia getting off their asses and saying, yeah, baby, you know what I'm saying?
[00:17:17]  I know I'm collecting all my EBT card, baby.
[00:17:20]  I know I'm collecting all this money from the government, baby, but it ain't right, baby.
[00:17:24]  There's jobs out here, baby.
[00:17:26]  I want to have self-respect, baby.
[00:17:28]  I want to have pride.
[00:17:29]  I want to have integrity, baby.
[00:17:31]  No, they're not out there going out there and taking those jobs.
[00:17:35]  They're not out there.
[00:17:36]  No, no.
[00:17:37]  There's no Americans taking those jobs that are vacant.
[00:17:41]  Let me tell you something.
[00:17:42]  Those crops that are out there in Alabama and Georgia are going to famine.
[00:17:46]  They're just going to sit there and rot because there's nobody to pick them.
[00:17:51]  Because these stupid racists in Georgia and Alabama decided, yeah, we're going to get the immigrants out of our goddamn state.
[00:18:01]  That's what we're going to do.
[00:18:03]  We're going to get the immigrants out of here and we'll show them, boy, they're taking jobs away from American people.
[00:18:10]  We're going to show them immigrants.
[00:18:12]  Now look at these states.
[00:18:14]  All their crops are going to go to famine because all the immigrants are scared to go to work because they're afraid they're going to get deported and put in a concentration.
[00:18:22]  Who the hell knows what these states got in store for these people?
[00:18:26]  And now the crops are going to famine.
[00:18:28]  It's disgusting.
[00:18:29]  And once again, I mean, are those stupid little kids on Occupy Wall Street, these idiots that are in the thousands that are out there in rags that look like they just, you know, are literal hobos off the street that they just crawled out of the gutter for Christ's sake?
[00:18:46]  Are these people saying, hey, wait a minute, I'm sitting here pissing and moaning at Wall Street for a job.
[00:18:52]  There's jobs over here right now in Alabama.
[00:18:55]  There's jobs right now in Georgia.
[00:18:58]  But am I going out there and getting one?
[00:19:00]  No.
[00:19:01]  You know why?
[00:19:01]  Because it's a lot easier to be some filthy, disgusting, tent city imbecile that's guising itself behind a protest that has no intellectual foundation and just sit here like an impotent jerk in front of Wall Street.
[00:19:15]  Yeah, congratulations, America.
[00:19:18]  We're really showing our intellectual curiosity in today's country.
[00:19:22]  I mean, give me a freaking break.
[00:19:24]  This is horrible.
[00:19:26]  This is disgusting for Christ's sake.
[00:19:29]  Anyway, let me get to the markets.
[00:19:31]  Because once again, I don't mean to be touting my own horn or tooting my own horn here, but beep, beep, because all you folks that were scared yesterday, they're like, I don't know what the hell I'm going to do, ghost.
[00:19:43]  The market continues to retract, and I'm scared, and I've got no bulls, and I don't know what capitalism is anymore.
[00:19:49]  And shut up!
[00:19:51]  I told everybody that yesterday was an excellent bottom-feeding opportunity for Christ's sake.
[00:19:57]  And look at what happened.
[00:19:58]  Did you see the markets today?
[00:20:03]  Did you see the markets today?
[00:20:05]  For Christ's sake, Dow Jones Industrials up 153.41 points, a percentage increase of 1.44%.
[00:20:13]  And let me tell you something.
[00:20:14]  I had actually scheduled this show, or actually had it there on my desk here, and it was down considerably.
[00:20:21]  I thought we were going to enter into a down market, but once again, it seems like these goddamn ridiculous, disgusting, helter-skelter, pussy-whipped investment community realizes that, hey, wait a minute, why am I buying this hype?
[00:20:34]  Why am I selling off for Christ's sake?
[00:20:36]  I mean, most of these companies in the Dow Jones Industrials are multinationals.
[00:20:40]  I mean, even if they don't get better-than-expected revenues in America, they're going to be in other emerging markets.
[00:20:47]  I mean, what do you got?
[00:20:48]  Coca-Cola investing $8 billion, $8 billion with a B in the Chinese market, for Christ's sake.
[00:20:55]  I mean, these are the kind of companies that you need to look for that are well diversified, that even though we are having a downturn in the economy or a potential double-dip recession here in America, you're going to have a blue chip company that's going to be well-diversified and be able to hedge itself against any potential economic regression in this country.
[00:21:14]  All right?
[00:21:15]  I mean, let me tell you, I thought we were going to end lower today, and lo and behold, look at this.
[00:21:20]  Long-term investment reigns supreme, baby.
[00:21:23]  Always remember that.
[00:21:24]  Always.
[00:21:25]  I mean, don't get me wrong.
[00:21:26]  In this volatile market, if you're a day trader, I mean, it is your market.
[00:21:30]  All right.
[00:21:30]  I mean, Jesus Christ, it is your market if you are a day trader.
[00:21:33]  Unfortunately, thanks to Mr. Yes We Can and the liberal regime, the only people that can participate in day trading are those that only have $50,000.
[00:21:44]  Now, you have to have $50,000 in your brokerage account to participate in pattern day trading.
[00:21:52]  And if you don't know what pattern day trading is, well, by God, all it is is if you are an individual and you're seeing the waves of volatility in a given stock, well, let's say you want to take part in some of that volatility.
[00:22:07]  You want to buy in early in the morning when a stock is basically dead, flowing with the markets, and then all of a sudden it takes a spike of 10, 15 cents.
[00:22:16]  You want to sell it off within that hour or within that couple of hours.
[00:22:19]  You sell it off the same day.
[00:22:21]  That is day trading, my friends.
[00:22:24]  And if the SEC, if you don't have $50,000 in your brokerage account and the SEC sees that you're pattern trading, they can freeze your account for Christ's sake.
[00:22:35]  Yeah, huh?
[00:22:36]  That's helping in today's economy.
[00:22:40]  Yes, we can, baby.
[00:22:41]  Hey, this is a government made for the people and by the people.
[00:22:45]  All right.
[00:22:46]  So I don't know why these Occupy Wall Street jerk dicks are out here pissing and moaning at Wall Street.
[00:22:51]  They should be out there at the government.
[00:22:53]  They should be out there in Washington, D.C.
[00:22:55]  They should be out there calling their congressman, calling their senator.
[00:22:58]  They should be writing the White House.
[00:23:00]  But no.
[00:23:01]  What are these idiots doing?
[00:23:03]  They're blaming Wall Street for Christ's sake as if Wall Street has some kind of a goddamn puppeteering power.
[00:23:09]  All right?
[00:23:09]  It's ridiculous.
[00:23:11]  I mean, do you understand that this is a government made for the people and by the people?
[00:23:16]  All right?
[00:23:18]  So, I mean, you know, if anybody should be bitching, you should be looking at yourself in the mirror, looking at yourself between your goddamn beady eyes and saying, hey, you know, we're a disgusting disgrace of a people out here if these soulless cash whores that are in Washington today are representing our best interests as public servants.
[00:23:36]  All right?
[00:23:37]  All right.
[00:23:38]  Let me get to the markets for Christ's sake.
[00:23:40]  I mean, I'm just, I'm pissed off, man.
[00:23:43]  I mean, I can't believe America is being flushed down the proverbial toilet in this manner.
[00:23:46]  It just, it's disheartening, to say the least.
[00:23:49]  Anyway, Dow Jones Industrial closes out at 10,808.70 points.
[00:23:54]  We've got the S ⁇ P up 24.72 points.
[00:23:59]  And let me tell you something.
[00:23:59]  I knew the S ⁇ P wasn't going to stay on the down low on its lows, because let me tell you something.
[00:24:05]  We were hitting bear market lows here earlier in the day in the S ⁇ P.
[00:24:09]  I knew it wasn't going to stay there for Christ's sake.
[00:24:11]  I mean, give me a break, you pussy-whipped investors.
[00:24:14]  Anyway, it is up to date, 24.72 points, a percentage increase of 2.25%, closing out the day at 1,123.95 points for the S ⁇ P 500.
[00:24:27]  We've got the NASDAQ.
[00:24:28]  Once again, what have I told you about the NASDAQ?
[00:24:31]  High risk, high reward.
[00:24:32]  Let me tell you something right now.
[00:24:33]  These tech stocks are so volatile.
[00:24:36]  I mean, I only have a very small portion of my portfolio in tech stocks because of the volatility and the high risk, high reward.
[00:24:43]  You know as well as I, every time we hear down numbers or any kind of negativity in the market, it is really, really negative in the NASDAQ.
[00:24:51]  But once again, if you see increases, if you see upsides like you see in the market today, you're going to see major increases.
[00:24:59]  We are almost 3% up on the day for the NASDAQ.
[00:25:02]  All right?
[00:25:03]  68.99 points on the plus side, closing out at 2,404.82 points for the NASDAQ.
[00:25:14]  I mean, good God.
[00:25:15]  And let me tell you something right now.
[00:25:17]  We are, I mean, it's just the way it is for Christ's sake.
[00:25:20]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:25:21]  I mean, if you're a capitalist, I hope that you're living lavish.
[00:25:24]  All right.
[00:25:24]  I really do.
[00:25:25]  I hope that you've been entertaining a lot of the things that I have been saying on this broadcast.
[00:25:30]  All right?
[00:25:32]  Anyway, for the FTSE, for my brethren across the pond, let me tell you something.
[00:25:36]  The European markets are taking it in the teeth.
[00:25:39]  I mean, let me tell you something.
[00:25:40]  At the percentage negatives that these European markets are getting, they're taking it in the balls.
[00:25:46]  I mean, horrible.
[00:25:48]  Anyway, the FTSE is down.
[00:25:50]  All right.
[00:25:50]  The FTSE 100 is down 131.06 points, a percentage decrease of 2.58% on the day, closing out the FTSE 100 at 4,944.44 points.
[00:26:06]  I mean, good God, Jesus Christ.
[00:26:11]  And you know what this has to do with for my English brethren that are capitalists?
[00:26:15]  Because let me tell you something.
[00:26:16]  I got a big contingent in England that are capitalists out there.
[00:26:19]  As a matter of fact, let me go ahead and cheers to the capitalists in England for Christ's sake.
[00:26:25]  I know that there was a lot of capitalists out there during the riots going out there with baseball bats and literally just hitting these stupid, disgusting zombie rioters in the head like they should have been.
[00:26:36]  But cheers to the capitalists out there.
[00:26:38]  The reason that you're seeing such negative numbers in the FTSE 100 is because of the goddamn EU.
[00:26:45]  The European Union, for Christ's sake, because they continue to sustain these useless social models of socialism.
[00:26:53]  I mean, that's what they're debating right now on whether or not they should continue to sustain this useless socialist country called Greece, for Christ's sake.
[00:27:02]  You understand this?
[00:27:03]  I mean, you know, Greece, the government, they're sitting here not knowing what the hell to do because if they attempt to implement any kind of austerity measures, and for you idiots that don't know what austerity means, it means cutting the government books, cutting the government expenditures, which means less socialism for the people.
[00:27:22]  These idiots go out and riot in the streets.
[00:27:24]  They're killing people in the streets out there in Greece when they hear the word austerity, for Christ's sake.
[00:27:30]  But meanwhile, they do have to cut back on their books, for Christ's sake, because they can no longer sustain this level of socialism.

=== Crude Oil Price Predictions (06:31) ===

[00:27:38]  And this is why I'm telling everybody who's listening in, socialism doesn't work.
[00:27:43]  The only countries that prosper are those that produce something.
[00:27:47]  You understand?
[00:27:48]  Those that produce something.
[00:27:50]  Those idiots that are just, you know, sitting there thinking that they can be just socialist idiots and just kind of stagnate themselves in their own mediocrity and continue to sustain their country in that fashion.
[00:28:01]  They're lying to themselves.
[00:28:03]  All right, they are lying to themselves.
[00:28:05]  And this is why we're seeing the implosion of socialism across Europe.
[00:28:10]  And I know there's a lot of English people that don't like Dave Cameron.
[00:28:14]  But let me tell you something.
[00:28:15]  Dave Cameron is ahead of his time.
[00:28:17]  You're going to be thinking, Dave Cameron, here in about 10 years when England is once again a goddamn economic power.
[00:28:26]  I'm not joking.
[00:28:28]  I don't think it's a coincidence that Gordon Gecko in Wall Street 2 relocates his whole goddamn headquarters to England so we can see Big Ben in Parliament right out of his goddamn office window for Christ's sake.
[00:28:42]  All right.
[00:28:43]  So I'm just saying, I know there's a lot of English people that are used to that socialist crap, but the capitalists know what I'm talking about.
[00:28:50]  And let me tell you something.
[00:28:51]  If you're an English capitalist, I hope you prosper.
[00:28:53]  I hope you make millions.
[00:28:55]  And let me tell you something.
[00:28:56]  We'll be living lavish with each other one day.
[00:28:58]  And I hope that we pop on some Cubans and sip on some goddamn 70-year-old cognac, baby.
[00:29:04]  Because let me tell you something.
[00:29:05]  Give me capitalism or give me death for Christ's sake.
[00:29:12]  Oh, yeah.
[00:29:13]  Oh, yeah.
[00:29:14]  Unfortunately, that's blue label.
[00:29:16]  I shouldn't say unfortunately.
[00:29:17]  Jesus Christ.
[00:29:20]  I mean, I want to sip on some Louis XIV cognac.
[00:29:24]  Don't get me wrong.
[00:29:24]  But, you know, all we got to do here is, you know, Johnny Walker blue label today.
[00:29:30]  And that's all there is to it.
[00:29:31]  Anyway, once again, to my European brethren, my English brethren, don't worry about it.
[00:29:36]  Long-term investment reigns supreme.
[00:29:39]  Dave Cameron's got it right.
[00:29:40]  The austerity measures is what the government needs.
[00:29:43]  Moreover, moreover, I think that you're going to see more economic productivity coming out of England.
[00:29:50]  But it takes capitalists, folks.
[00:29:52]  It takes the capitalist in England to inspire that innovation.
[00:29:55]  It takes capitalist in England to inspire that entrepreneurial ship.
[00:30:00]  So once again, to my English brethren, go out there and make sure that you live lavish and live like capitalists.
[00:30:07]  Anyway, let me get to the goddamn commodities because, you know, the commodities didn't really look too much better.
[00:30:12]  All right.
[00:30:13]  I mean, you know, well, first of all, the equities were on the upside, but the commodities were just as hectic and just as volatile as the equities.
[00:30:23]  I mean, this is just unbelievable what's happening here in the marketplace.
[00:30:26]  But let's continue.
[00:30:27]  All right, we got energy, Brent crude futures.
[00:30:30]  For all you ask clowns that don't know what Brent crude futures are, it's the oil that's shipped off to Europe and Asia.
[00:30:35]  It is up 64 cents today, a percentage increase of 0.63%, closing out the day at $102.35 per barrel of Brent crude oil.
[00:30:46]  We got gasoline futures continuing to slide modestly.
[00:30:49]  They are down today, $2.25, a percentage decrease of 0.26%.
[00:30:54]  Heating oil futures are up.
[00:30:57]  I guess we're starting to see that Arctic, you know, that little bit of Arctic front coming into the United States slightly up from the north.
[00:31:04]  So obviously you've got speculators thinking that heating oil is going to go up in value.
[00:31:09]  So they are up today, $2.35, a percentage increase of 0.85%.
[00:31:15]  Natural gas, once again, another volatile market, it is up today, $0.04, a percentage increase of 1.13% on the day for natural gas.
[00:31:25]  And once again, folks, WTI Sweet Crude, which is the crude oil that is consumed by America, it is up modestly today.
[00:31:32]  After seeing negative numbers throughout the day, it is up 70 cents, a percentage increase of 0.90%, closing out the day at $78.31 per barrel of Brent, or excuse me, WTI sweet crude, not Brent Crude, WTI sweet crude.
[00:31:49]  And let me tell you, I would like to see that price come down even lower, too, in the $60 range.
[00:31:54]  How about $69, $68 WTI sweet crude levels, for Christ's sake?
[00:31:59]  That would definitely put a kick in the ass into the economy.
[00:32:03]  I mean, you have to remember, folks, this price, this WTI sweet crude price, reflects how much not only what we're going to pay at the goddamn gas pump, but what we're going to pay in the supermarket, what we're going to pay at the shopping mall.
[00:32:15]  Because remember, goods have to get from point A to point B.
[00:32:20]  And some mode of transportation is used to get those goods from point A to point B, and as a result, they have to utilize petroleum.
[00:32:28]  And if the price of petroleum is high, well, they're going to go ahead and just pass that cost on to the consumer.
[00:32:35]  So that's why you see such fluctuating prices in the prices of things at the supermarket, things at the goddamn shopping mall, for Christ's sake.
[00:32:43]  So if you don't keep up with anything, if you don't know what the markets are, anything at all, the least you could do is keep an eye on this WTI sweet crude futures level, and it'll gauge.
[00:32:53]  You can actually tell what you're going to pay at the pump and if you're going to have any increases in the goods that you pay for at the shopping mall or at the supermarket.
[00:33:02]  Anyway, let's get to the agricultural futures, shall we?
[00:33:05]  We got canola futures down today, $6.20, a percentage decrease of 1.16% on the day, and cocoa, baby.
[00:33:16]  I mean, I hate to keep tooting my own horn here, but beep, beep.
[00:33:23]  Maybe three weeks ago, I was telling everybody when we continuously saw decreases in the cocoa futures.
[00:33:31]  I was telling people that, look, this is about the time that you should start entertaining plays in the cocoa futures.
[00:33:37]  Do you understand what I'm saying?
[00:33:38]  I mean, right now, we're heading into the damn Halloween holiday season.
[00:33:43]  We're heading into the damn Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Year's.
[00:33:48]  And after that, you got, you know, Valentine's Day.
[00:33:52]  I mean, there was no way that we were going to continue to see the amount of decreases that we were seeing in cocoa three weeks ago.
[00:33:59]  And I was telling everybody, and you can look back in the archive for all you ass clowns that don't believe me, you can look back in the archive.
[00:34:06]  BlogtalkRadio.com/slash ghost.

=== Un-American Coffee Habits (03:22) ===

[00:34:10]  All right?
[00:34:11]  BlogtalkRadio.com/slash ghost.
[00:34:14]  I've been saying, baby, I've been telling you, I hope that the capitalists that were listening to me entertain some plays, whether it was through some equities plays, whether it was through ETFs, whether it through actually trading the futures itself for Christ's sake.
[00:34:31]  I hope that you capitalized.
[00:34:32]  All right?
[00:34:34]  I hope that you capitalize because it's going to continue going up, baby.
[00:34:37]  Cocoa is up $17, a percentage increase of 0.66%.
[00:34:42]  I mean, it's just going to continue to see those types of increases, like I said.
[00:34:45]  I hope that you at least had an ETF play, at least an ETF play.
[00:34:51]  Anyway, let's continue going.
[00:34:52]  Coffee is up.
[00:34:53]  Jesus Christ.
[00:34:55]  I mean, I don't get it, man.
[00:34:57]  I don't like coffee, believe it or not.
[00:34:59]  I don't like coffee.
[00:35:00]  I think it's a disgusting, despicable soft drink, or I don't know what the hell you call this thing.
[00:35:05]  What do you call this thing?
[00:35:06]  A drink, a bowl of like bean soup.
[00:35:10]  I mean, what do you call coffee anyway?
[00:35:14]  I hate coffee.
[00:35:15]  It's disgraceful.
[00:35:17]  Moreover, I hate assholes in the morning.
[00:35:21]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:35:22]  Because when I wake up, I'm pretty energized.
[00:35:24]  I don't really need much sleep.
[00:35:26]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:35:26]  I only need like, you know, the amount of sleep of maybe three and a half, four hours.
[00:35:31]  All right, you give me about three and a half, four hours of sleep.
[00:35:34]  I'm all right.
[00:35:34]  I'm great.
[00:35:35]  All right.
[00:35:36]  What I don't appreciate is when, you know, I wake up early in the morning, sometimes, you know, 5 o'clock.
[00:35:40]  Sometimes I wake up at 4.30 in the morning, head out here to the office.
[00:35:43]  I mean, I hate when I...
[00:35:49]  Don't talk to me without my coffee.
[00:35:51]  I need my coffee, dude.
[00:35:52]  I just got, you know, I just, I can't do it.
[00:35:54]  I can't talk to me without my coffee.
[00:35:56]  Shut up!
[00:35:58]  SHUT YOUR STINKIN' HOLE WITH ALL THAT NUTS!
[00:36:00]  I GOT KITS!
[00:36:12]  Jesus Christ.
[00:36:14]  I don't know what the hell.
[00:36:15]  Somebody's calling me un-American for not liking coffee?
[00:36:18]  Un-American?
[00:36:19]  Hey, assholes!
[00:36:20]  Coffee comes from South America, you stupid dick.
[00:36:23]  Jesus Christ, I'm un-American for not liking coffee.
[00:36:28]  When was the last American-made coffee that you had, you stupid moron?
[00:36:33]  Jesus Christ.
[00:36:34]  Do you see this, folks?
[00:36:35]  If you're not in the chat room, get here right now.
[00:36:37]  I mean, this is the type of ignorance that I've got to sit here and be subjected to, for Christ's sake.
[00:36:41]  You know?
[00:36:42]  These idiots that are sitting here saying, oh, yeah, you're un-American, dude.
[00:36:46]  You're un-American for not liking coffee, dude.
[00:36:50]  Coffee's not even made in America, you dickhead.
[00:36:54]  Jesus Christ.
[00:36:56]  Anyway, coffee is up for all you idiots that continue to pay $9 a sip of coffee at Starbucks.
[00:37:03]  It is up $3.10, a percentage increase of 1.39% on the day for coffee.
[00:37:09]  Let's get to them corn futures, shall we?
[00:37:11]  Oh, yeah, corn is down, baby.
[00:37:14]  Everybody see corn is down.
[00:37:17]  It is down $4.75, a percentage decrease of 0.80% on the day.
[00:37:24]  We need to see that goddamn price of corn come down even more, baby, because let me tell you something.
[00:37:28]  I'm from Texas, all right?
[00:37:30]  I'm from Texas.

=== Male Fashion and Corn Futures (08:18) ===

[00:37:32]  And let me tell you something right now.
[00:37:33]  I like to consider myself a little bit of a grill master, all right?
[00:37:37]  Oh, yeah, are you kidding me?
[00:37:38]  I can cook barbecue like it ain't no big thing.
[00:37:41]  I see these goddamn stupid, ridiculous shows about, yeah, baby, I'm a grill master.
[00:37:46]  I'm a grill.
[00:37:47]  Let me tell you something.
[00:37:48]  You get some of Ghost's goddamn barbecue.
[00:37:51]  Let me tell you something right now.
[00:37:53]  You ain't gonna even know what the hell other barbecue is.
[00:37:55]  I'll tell you that right now.
[00:37:56]  But one thing I like to do, one thing I like to do is to, you know, grill some corns on whether it's mesquite, whether it's oak, whatever I happen to be in the flavor for, you know, some kind of a fire, and have them sons of bitches, you know, just kind of roast with the husks on them, all right?
[00:38:17]  With the husks on them.
[00:38:19]  Always remember that, all right?
[00:38:20]  Don't take the husks off, you sons of bitches.
[00:38:22]  I mean, it makes it taste blander than, you know, Ann Haiti's twat or something.
[00:38:27]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:38:28]  I don't know.
[00:38:28]  I'm just assuming, since Ellen DeGenere has kind of dumped her off there.
[00:38:32]  But you know what I'm saying?
[00:38:33]  I mean, you don't want bland food, man.
[00:38:35]  You want something that's going to taste good, for Christ's sake.
[00:38:39]  Anyway, let me continue going.
[00:38:40]  I'm sorry.
[00:38:40]  I didn't mean to get that vulgar, folks.
[00:38:42]  I'm sorry.
[00:38:43]  I'm just, I'm a little pissed off here.
[00:38:44]  You know, you got this whole goddamn Occupy Wall Street nonsense.
[00:38:48]  The whole goddamn world's turning into disorder.
[00:38:51]  Ignorance is running rampant, for Christ's sake.
[00:38:53]  It's just, you know, I mean, sometimes, you know, I just got a, you know, I just got to vent, you know, with a curse word every now and then.
[00:39:00]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:39:01]  So I'm sorry.
[00:39:03]  I'm sorry.
[00:39:04]  Anyway, we've got cotton.
[00:39:06]  Let's get to cotton.
[00:39:06]  Cotton is up $2.66.
[00:39:09]  I mean, good God.
[00:39:10]  I mean, that's a percentage increase of 2.68%.
[00:39:14]  It looks like we're going to continue to see these over-feminized fruit bowls with their goddamn underground San Francisco bathhouse attire that we've come to know and love out here.
[00:39:24]  This Ed Hardy 8x2 small t-shirts that show off man ticks like we care.
[00:39:30]  Looks like we're just going to continue to see that because cotton is going up.
[00:39:34]  Jesus Christ, Amber Crombie, bitch, and all, you know, holeister and all these disgusting, despicable so-called men's attire.
[00:39:43]  This is so-called men's attire that accentuates their feminine physical attributes.
[00:39:50]  Haven't you noticed this?
[00:39:51]  Haven't you noticed that most of this goddamn men's attire is predominantly showing off the feminine physical attributes of males, for Christ's sake.
[00:40:02]  Of males.
[00:40:04]  I mean, this is horrible.
[00:40:09]  I'm sorry I'm getting so upset about this, but I'm out here in 6th Street, for Christ's sake, all right?
[00:40:14]  I mean, I'm out here, you know, when I'm walking home from the office, for Christ's sake, you know, hopping in, doing some bar hopping.
[00:40:20]  I see these schmucks.
[00:40:21]  They're walking in abundance, for Christ's sake.
[00:40:24]  You know what I mean?
[00:40:25]  Let me tell you something.
[00:40:26]  I was actually in a bar the other day.
[00:40:28]  I'm just going to go ahead and share this story.
[00:40:29]  I've been looking at the chat room.
[00:40:31]  People in here fairly decent.
[00:40:33]  They look like good people today.
[00:40:34]  So I'm just going to go ahead and tell a personal story here.
[00:40:37]  I was at the goddamn bar.
[00:40:40]  I was at the goddamn bar drinking a nice draft, sipping on some, I believe it was Chevas.
[00:40:47]  I like to have a beer and some drink to go ahead and make the goddamn alcohol start churning up that much faster.
[00:40:55]  And lo and behold, a whole group of these fruity ass Hollister Amber Crombie Fitch Ed Hardy jerk dicks walk into the bar.
[00:41:02]  And of course, they have to sit right next to me.
[00:41:06]  All right?
[00:41:07]  Right next to me.
[00:41:08]  They've got to sit on there.
[00:41:09]  There's like four of them, for Christ's sake, right?
[00:41:12]  So anyway, they're sitting there.
[00:41:14]  And of course, not only are they, you know, over-feminized, you know, not only do they have over-feminine physical attributes, but the feminine vernacular and the way they were talking to each other, for Christ's sake, it was horrible.
[00:41:26]  It was like, oh, yeah, I mean, I remember that asshole.
[00:41:29]  He was out there saying this and that.
[00:41:31]  I mean, what a jerk.
[00:41:33]  This is exactly the way they were talking, all right?
[00:41:36]  Anyway, a group of, you know, loose, loosey, slut bag college chicks walk into the bar, all right?
[00:41:43]  And let me tell you, there's a whole bunch of them out here on 6th Street.
[00:41:45]  Let me tell you something.
[00:41:46]  If you are, you know, one of these lonely jerks and, you know, and you don't have to be a male, you can be a female, either one, and you need some fun, come down here to 6th Street.
[00:41:58]  And if you don't get laid on 6th Street, well, then maybe you should just turn gay.
[00:42:02]  I mean, seriously, if you don't get laid out here on 6th Street, just turn gay.
[00:42:08]  There's no reason to even bother to go up.
[00:42:11]  I'm serious.
[00:42:12]  I'm not joking.
[00:42:12]  Anyway, the reason I'm saying this is because these loose, loosey whorebags saw these Amber Crombie Fitch fruity asses, right?
[00:42:21]  They saw them.
[00:42:22]  They were eyeballing them for Christ's sake.
[00:42:27]  They weren't even paying these idiots' attention, for Christ's sake.
[00:42:31]  You know?
[00:42:35]  I mean, the Fruit Bulls weren't paying the loose, Lucy whorebags attention for Christ.
[00:42:39]  They weren't even paying them attention.
[00:42:41]  And what happened?
[00:42:43]  What happened?
[00:42:44]  Well, the Loose Lucy whorebags, because like I've always said, folks, if you want, if you're a male that you don't have very many females talking to you when you're out there in the club or something of that nature, don't pay them any attention.
[00:42:55]  And all of a sudden, women are going to start coming up to you.
[00:42:58]  Unless you look like Elephant Man Ugly or something.
[00:43:01]  But let me tell you something.
[00:43:02]  Just don't pay them any attention whatsoever.
[00:43:04]  And all of a sudden, these women are going to come up to you like, oh, my God, why isn't he looking at me?
[00:43:10]  It's not fair.
[00:43:11]  I have this whore dress on.
[00:43:14]  I've got this whore dress on that's showing my ass and showing my breast assists.
[00:43:20]  Why isn't he looking at me?
[00:43:22]  Well, that's exactly the reaction of these loose, loosey whorebags when looking at these Amber Crombie Fitch boys.
[00:43:29]  So anyway, they actually go up to the Amber Crombie Fitch boys.
[00:43:33]  And let me tell you something right now.
[00:43:34]  I have never seen males turn down females who go up.
[00:43:38]  I've never seen it before in my life.
[00:43:39]  Never have.
[00:43:40]  Never have in my life.
[00:43:42]  Ever.
[00:43:43]  But these males actually seem bothered that these loose, loosey whorebags, which were, I mean, they were down.
[00:43:50]  They were ready.
[00:43:51]  They were looking for somebody to have a sexual rendezvous with.
[00:43:55]  I kid you not.
[00:43:56]  All right?
[00:43:57]  But these males were like.
[00:43:59]  Um, we're here as like a group of friends, and you know, we're not really interested in, you know, partying with you girls or anything of that nature.
[00:44:09]  So just, you know, kid, you just go over there.
[00:44:11]  Just go away.
[00:44:13]  And man, these chicks were like, wow.
[00:44:17]  I mean, their jaws were dropped.
[00:44:19]  They couldn't believe that they were being turned down for Christ's sake.
[00:44:23]  You know, I mean, they couldn't believe it.
[00:44:28]  I mean, this is what I'm talking about.
[00:44:30]  This is the new social environment that we have out here in America, for Christ's sake.
[00:44:34]  And it's because of this ridiculous attire.
[00:44:36]  It's because of this ridiculous feminine underground San Francisco nonsense that's being worn by males today.
[00:44:43]  I mean, you know what I'm talking about, for Christ's sake.
[00:44:45]  These males, predominant feminine features.
[00:44:49]  Prodominate feminine features.
[00:44:52]  I mean, you notice how these Amber Crombie Fitch and Hollister, they're trying to show an hourglass shape with males.
[00:45:01]  An hourglass shape?
[00:45:04]  Jesus Christ.
[00:45:05]  I kid you not.
[00:45:06]  These fruit bowls literally rejected a whole group of women.
[00:45:11]  And why do these women go up to these fruity asses?
[00:45:14]  Well, women believe that that's the way males are supposed to dress nowadays, believe it or not, huh?
[00:45:19]  And males are doing it, too.
[00:45:21]  It's not like, you know, oh, I mean, you know, I mean, males are dressing like this, like a bunch of fruity asses for Christ's sake.
[00:45:28]  I mean, that's what they're doing.
[00:45:30]  So, you know, they feel that, oh, look, he looks like a little pretty boy.
[00:45:34]  Well, let me go up to him and see if I can make him my boyfriend.
[00:45:38]  These idiots don't want your poontang, broads, all right?
[00:45:42]  You fruited up males so much that now they think taking it in the pooper is no big deal.
[00:45:47]  They think it's a Saturday night special, for Christ's sake.

=== Gold, Silver, and Dollar Devaluation (07:26) ===

[00:45:50]  Do you understand?
[00:45:51]  They think that toe-tapping is some kind of rite of passage in the Dow Low Brother world, for Christ's sake.
[00:45:56]  And it's because of you ass-clown broads that insist upon going after these over-feminized fruit bowls and thinking that, I don't know, this should be the new male or some crap.
[00:46:07]  You know, like these over-feminized fruit bowls should be the new males.
[00:46:11]  They shouldn't be, all right?
[00:46:14]  Jesus Christ, whatever happened to being a man used to mean something.
[00:46:17]  Remember that?
[00:46:18]  Being a man used to mean something instead of, you know, looking like some over-feminized fruit bowl?
[00:46:24]  Anyway, let me continue going.
[00:46:25]  What do you got?
[00:46:26]  Where are we at, engineer?
[00:46:27]  I forgot where the hell we're at.
[00:46:29]  I'm losing track here.
[00:46:30]  Where are we at?
[00:46:35]  All right, wheat futures.
[00:46:36]  All right, I got it.
[00:46:38]  Wheat is down $15.50, a percentage decrease of 2.21%.
[00:46:44]  We've got sugar down today, 16 cents, a percentage decrease of 0.64%.
[00:46:50]  Soybean futures are down $17.50, a percentage decrease of 1.49% for soybean.
[00:46:58]  And let me tell you something.
[00:46:59]  Lumber is up.
[00:47:01]  Lumber is up.
[00:47:02]  I know we've got a lot of lumber investors out there listening in the capitalist listener demographic.
[00:47:07]  Lumber is up $2.80, a percentage increase of 1.31% on the day.
[00:47:15]  We've got oat futures down $3.50, a percentage decrease of 1.07% on the day.
[00:47:23]  Soybean oil futures are down $1.
[00:47:26]  That's a percentage decrease of 2% flat.
[00:47:30]  And it looks like the bull-nose bulldykes did not come to the wool futures market today.
[00:47:36]  Looks like Rosie O'Donnell and Ellen DeGeneres and Jody Foster's knuckle.
[00:47:42]  All right.
[00:47:44]  Jody Foster's knuckle isn't going to be at the wool futures market today because wool is down $5, a percentage decrease of 0.39% on the day.
[00:47:56]  Good God.
[00:47:57]  Anyway, let's get to the metals, shall we?
[00:47:59]  The metals!
[00:48:00]  Let's get to the metals.
[00:48:03]  All right, let's get to copper because let me tell you something.
[00:48:05]  We're starting to see at least some kind of reflection of some traditional investing going on here.
[00:48:11]  Traditionally, folks, if you see increases in the equities market, you would traditionally see decreases in the commodities market, particularly in the metals market.
[00:48:20]  And that's exactly what we see here today.
[00:48:24]  Exactly what we're seeing here today, for Christ's sake.
[00:48:26]  Let's get to the industrial metals, shall we?
[00:48:28]  We've got copper down $1.55, a percentage decrease of 0.49% on the day.
[00:48:34]  We've got gold down $31.70, a percentage decrease of $1.39, or excuse me, 1.91%, excuse me, closing out gold at $1,626 even.
[00:48:49]  Let me tell you something right now.
[00:48:50]  This just goes to show you how volatile this market is, how health-skelter this market is, for Christ's sake.
[00:48:57]  Early this morning, you would have thought that gold was going to go like a bat out of hell.
[00:49:02]  You know, you thought gold was going to go like a bat out of hell.
[00:49:06]  I mean, it was up, what, up to 40 bucks in the futures markets this morning.
[00:49:10]  Look at it now.
[00:49:12]  Look at it now.
[00:49:12]  But let me tell you something right now.
[00:49:13]  This is a good time to start bottom feeding.
[00:49:16]  Hello, McFly.
[00:49:18]  It's time to start bottom feeding in some of these precious metals, gold and silver specifically, because the government is going to continue to spend money.
[00:49:26]  And if the government continues to spend money that we don't have, that means that we have to sell treasury bonds to raise that money.
[00:49:36]  So what does that mean?
[00:49:37]  That means that the devaluing of the American dollar continues.
[00:49:41]  All right?
[00:49:42]  The devaluing of the American dollars continues.
[00:49:44]  And the only reason that we're seeing decreases in gold, once again, we saw another increase in margin requirements as it relates to gold and silver, which is the fifth increase in margin requirements this year.
[00:49:57]  Prior to that, you hadn't seen an increase in margin requirements in like, what, 10, 15, 20 years, something of that nature?
[00:50:05]  How convenient.
[00:50:07]  How convenient.
[00:50:09]  Anyway, we got gold once again closing out at $1,626 even.
[00:50:14]  Silver is down today also, 54 cents on the decrease.
[00:50:19]  We've got 1.77% on the negative side, closing out silver at $30.25 per Troy ounce of silver.
[00:50:29]  And let me tell you something, bottom feeding opportunities, baby.
[00:50:32]  Even if the goddamn margin requirements continue to raise at this point, there is no way that you can continue to water down this price of gold and silver.
[00:50:41]  I mean, this actual price does not reflect the literal paper that our currency is.
[00:50:49]  I mean, it's not even worth the paper.
[00:50:51]  I mean, our currency is so devalued at this point in time because we continue to spend on these ridiculous social programs.
[00:50:58]  We continue to spend on these wars that we have no idea what the hell the objectives are.
[00:51:04]  We continue to spend on these ridiculous, pathetic foreign policies like giving money to Pakistan so that they can house bin Laden.
[00:51:13]  Continuing to give money to imbecilic ideas like the Libyan ridiculous theater of combat.
[00:51:19]  I mean, do you understand?
[00:51:20]  This is where the money's going.
[00:51:22]  And every time that we continue to spend money, The value of the dollar continues to go lower and lower.
[00:51:28]  All right?
[00:51:31]  Anyway, let's continue going.
[00:51:32]  Livestock is down today.
[00:51:34]  Livestock, live cattle futures down $1.77, a percentage decrease of 1.44% on the day.
[00:51:42]  Let me tell you something.
[00:51:43]  I just had a three-inch cut T-bone steak, three-inch thick yesterday.
[00:51:48]  And let me tell you something right now.
[00:51:49]  I had to pay about, you know, 30 bucks at the damn butcher.
[00:51:52]  You know, 30 bucks for one steak.
[00:51:54]  Of course, I bought like seven of them.
[00:51:57]  But 30 bucks for one steak.
[00:51:58]  I hope that these sons of bitches go down in price because we've been seeing too many increases in this goddamn cattle.
[00:52:05]  I hope that we start seeing a little bit of decrease in popularity in meat so that they can come down and I can put more money in the drinking sessions.
[00:52:15]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:52:17]  Anyway, let's continue going.
[00:52:19]  We've got Cattle Feeder down today, also, $1.95, a percentage decrease of 1.37% on the day.
[00:52:27]  All right.
[00:52:28]  Let me see.
[00:52:28]  What else we got?
[00:52:29]  We've got lean hog futures.
[00:52:31]  Oh, my God.
[00:52:33]  I'd like to shove a couple of ham bones down your gullet.
[00:52:43]  Well, by God, lean hog futures are up very, very modestly today.
[00:52:47]  They're up a nickel, a percentage increase of 0.06%.
[00:52:53]  And that, my friends, is the market for your ass.
[00:53:01]  Let me tell you something, folks.
[00:53:02]  I am a capitalist.
[00:53:03]  God damn, it feels good to be a capitalist.
[00:53:06]  I think it's a little unfortunate that we have so many disenchanted losers in America today trying to ravel-rouse themselves into jehudi specials from Egypt.

=== Lean Hog Market Updates (12:29) ===

[00:53:17]  But in essence, folks, the only thing that these people in Occupy Wall Street and all this other nonsense are doing are helping to perpetuate totalitarianism, and I really don't appreciate it.
[00:53:28]  All right?
[00:53:28]  I really don't appreciate that these idiots and their stupid rabble-rousing and going out there and rabble-rousing across the country.
[00:53:35]  They're just helping to perpetuate totalitarianism for Christ's sake.
[00:53:40]  It's pathetic.
[00:53:42]  It's pathetic.
[00:53:43]  It's what it is.
[00:53:44]  It's disgusting.
[00:53:45]  And you know what's really unfortunate?
[00:53:47]  There is no intellectual foundation to any of this nonsense that's happening out there.
[00:53:51]  We went through this already, all right?
[00:53:54]  We went through this already, for Christ's sake.
[00:53:57]  Anyway, before we get into anything else, I'd like to give some Twitter shout-outs to the folks that are listening in right here, right now, on today's broadcast.
[00:54:05]  Hey, Engineer, do we have any Twitter shout-outs?
[00:54:12]  We got a couple of Twitter shout-outs to say, folks.
[00:54:15]  And before we get into anything, if you're not following me on Twitter, then what the hell are you doing?
[00:54:20]  All right?
[00:54:20]  I mean, Jesus Christ, follow me on Twitter right now.
[00:54:23]  Ghost Politics is the name to follow.
[00:54:26]  All right.
[00:54:26]  All one word, no underscores, all right?
[00:54:31]  And not to mention, retweet the first tweet on my Twitter account right here, right now, if you want a shout-out on the broadcast, all right?
[00:54:40]  That's right.
[00:54:40]  That's how you get a shout-out right here.
[00:54:42]  You go to Ghost Politics, all right?
[00:54:45]  Retweet the first tweet on the Twitter account, baby.
[00:54:48]  It's that freaking simple.
[00:54:50]  It's that freaking simple.
[00:54:54]  All right, who we got here?
[00:54:55]  Let's just stake it here.
[00:54:57]  What do we got?
[00:54:57]  We got, who do we got?
[00:54:59]  We got Mixo Tiny, Mr. Ken2501, Preston09 in the house.
[00:55:07]  We got, I'm not going to say that.
[00:55:09]  We got Ray MKO.
[00:55:11]  We got Top Badge.
[00:55:13]  Jesus Christ, some asshole named Seaman Connoisseur, for Christ's sake.
[00:55:18]  I mean, goddamn it, you sick old perverts.
[00:55:23]  I mean, how old are we here, immature children, for Christ's sake?
[00:55:28]  Jesus Christ.
[00:55:30]  Who el who else do we got going on over here?
[00:55:32]  We got Texan Hex, Chad Donovan.
[00:55:38]  I'm not going to say that, you idiot.
[00:55:39]  Apple Slice Dizzy.
[00:55:42]  I'm not going to say that.
[00:55:43]  Who else we got?
[00:55:43]  We got White Raven 92, S.P. Boogeyman.
[00:55:50]  I'm not going to say that.
[00:55:51]  You know, Potato Couch, Potato Couch.
[00:55:54]  That's great.
[00:55:55]  Who the hell else do we got there, engineer?
[00:55:57]  Got any more people?
[00:55:58]  That's sorry.
[00:55:59]  Yeah.
[00:56:02]  We got a couple more people, according to Engineer here.
[00:56:05]  So who do we got?
[00:56:07]  We got Ghost is Chasbono.
[00:56:10]  Shut up your ass.
[00:56:12]  You idiot.
[00:56:13]  Yeah, look at that.
[00:56:14]  Real but shut up your ass.
[00:56:18]  We got Elfoxo Loco in the house.
[00:56:21]  We've got Lady Gaga Man 3.
[00:56:24]  We got my wingest boner.
[00:56:27]  Who else do we got?
[00:56:28]  We got Donald Dubs.
[00:56:32]  What else do we got?
[00:56:33]  We got Mike Hawk 3.
[00:56:36]  Who the hell else do we got going on over here?
[00:56:38]  If you want a Twitter shout out, you know what to do.
[00:56:41]  Retweet the first tweet on my Twitter account for Christ's sake.
[00:56:44]  The hell else do we got going on over here?
[00:56:47]  Anonymous Plumo in the house.
[00:56:49]  We've got St. Nick 5.
[00:56:52]  We've got, what else do we got?
[00:56:54]  Oh, you sick son of a husband.
[00:56:56]  I mean, it's cancer for Mandela.
[00:56:58]  I mean, you soulless assholes.
[00:57:00]  I mean, give me a goddamn asshole.
[00:57:03]  Jesus Christ.
[00:57:04]  I mean, good God.
[00:57:08]  I mean, good God, for Christ's sake.
[00:57:13]  I mean, you're soulless.
[00:57:17]  You all are soulless out here.
[00:57:21]  I mean, you stupid freaking idiots, for Christ's sake, get him.
[00:57:25]  Give me my God.
[00:57:27]  Stupid idiots.
[00:57:28]  Don't you understand that Mandela spent 27 years of his life in prison for nothing?
[00:57:35]  For being a prisoner of conscience, you stupid ungrateful pricks?
[00:57:41]  And you have the audacity to sit over here and talk garbage about such a man who was in prison for 27 years because of conscience?
[00:57:53]  You sick son of a bitches, man.
[00:57:55]  I'm telling you right now, there's nothing funny about this, you assholes.
[00:58:01]  Nothing funny about it.
[00:58:04]  That's it.
[00:58:04]  I'm not saying any more shout-outs.
[00:58:06]  Screw all those people.
[00:58:06]  I'm not going to sit over here and give shout-outs to that.
[00:58:08]  That's horrible.
[00:58:10]  That's disgusting.
[00:58:11]  As a matter of fact, give me my drink.
[00:58:12]  Give me my drink for Christ's sake.
[00:58:14]  Good God.
[00:58:15]  I can't believe these disgusting, despicable pieces of malarkey.
[00:58:27]  It's not funny, folks.
[00:58:28]  I mean, I know you idiots think, it's funny.
[00:58:30]  Look at what I'm doing.
[00:58:31]  And it's not goddamn funny.
[00:58:32]  You people are sick in the head.
[00:58:34]  You people are sick.
[00:58:40]  Anyway, 646-652-4869 is the number to call if you have anything to chime in about on the broadcast.
[00:58:47]  Let's talk a little bit about how the New Jersey governor, Chris Christie, who the GOPs have been trying to court, the Republicans have been trying to court old Chris Christie to go out and run for president.
[00:59:00]  He's finally said, according to reports, he is not running for president.
[00:59:04]  So the GOP, boom, bump, bang.
[00:59:09]  Too bad.
[00:59:10]  You're going to have to settle with some of these corpses that you got out here running for the GOP nomination for Christ's sake.
[00:59:16]  You're going to have to settle for one of these assholes.
[00:59:18]  And I can't believe, you know, believe it or not, Herman Kane seems to be coming out on top out here.
[00:59:24]  Herman Kane, can you believe this crap?
[00:59:27]  You know, president of Godfather's Pizza, baby.
[00:59:29]  You know, he's out here coming out on top.
[00:59:31]  I mean, wouldn't that be a hell of a goddamn election, for Christ's sake?
[00:59:35]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:59:36]  That'd be a great election.
[00:59:37]  I'd love to see Herman Kane debating Obama for Christ's sake.
[00:59:42]  That'd be like, you know, Johnny Cochran debating, you know, Jimmy Superfly, you know, or Shaft or somebody.
[00:59:51]  What can you compare Obama to?
[00:59:52]  Like Shaft or somebody.
[00:59:54]  You know what I mean?
[00:59:54]  Herman Kane's going to come out.
[00:59:56]  You know, you're going to come out swinging and then Obama's going to come out.
[00:59:59]  Yeah, baby, you're not understanding, baby.
[01:00:01]  The Paul in America need about 50% more money on their government card, baby.
[01:00:07]  They need about 50% more on their government card, baby.
[01:00:11]  And that's what you can't do there, Herman Kane.
[01:00:14]  Herman Kane don't want to take care of pain, baby.
[01:00:17]  You don't want to take care of the pain, baby.
[01:00:21]  Anyway, I want to hear what you have to say about this.
[01:00:24]  646-652-4869 is the number to call here.
[01:00:28]  I want to hear from you.
[01:00:29]  What do you think about Chris Christie not running for president?
[01:00:32]  Moreover, the GOP trying to scramble to rally behind somebody for Christ's sake.
[01:00:38]  Let's take some calls right now.
[01:00:39]  646-652-4869.
[01:00:42]  We got area coach 702.
[01:00:43]  702, you're on the air.
[01:00:46]  Oh, my God, why are you so fucking racist?
[01:00:50]  Why are you a lispy bastard?
[01:00:53]  Why do you talk with a lisp?
[01:00:55]  Why are you?
[01:00:57]  Hang on!
[01:00:59]  He got his feelings hurt.
[01:01:04]  He didn't like the fact that I called him out for his little lispy ass for Christ.
[01:01:08]  Did y'all hear him?
[01:01:13]  Let me tell you something.
[01:01:14]  The reason that you're a lispy little bastard there, son, is because your mother decided to, I don't know, maybe take some shots of, you know, grain alcohol while you were in the womb.
[01:01:24]  Or either that or, you know, your dad, you know, tried to push her down the stairs.
[01:01:29]  I don't know.
[01:01:29]  Either way, the reason that you guys.
[01:01:35]  You need to go to your mother and ask her, what the hell are you doing?
[01:01:38]  What were you doing when I was a parasite in your womb there, you stupid, ungrateful bimbo?
[01:01:44]  Jesus Christ.
[01:01:46]  Anyway, let's continue going.
[01:01:47]  We got Harry Code 832.
[01:01:49]  What's up?
[01:01:49]  What do you think about the GOP?
[01:01:52]  Hey, what's up, ghost?
[01:01:53]  I just made a hot pocket for you.
[01:01:56]  Who is this?
[01:01:58]  Asho.
[01:02:00]  Oh, Asho.
[01:02:01]  Jesus Christ.
[01:02:02]  What the hell do you want now?
[01:02:04]  You're making hot pockets?
[01:02:05]  Is that what your mother gives you to eat after you get home from school, Miho?
[01:02:10]  Oh, yeah.
[01:02:11]  He's just leaving from Costco.
[01:02:14]  She buys a four-pack from Costco, yeah.
[01:02:16]  And where's she at right now there, Asho?
[01:02:21]  I don't know.
[01:02:22]  You don't even know where your mother's at, for Christ's sake.
[01:02:24]  I mean, does everybody hear this poor young man?
[01:02:27]  This poor young man doesn't even know where his mother is.
[01:02:30]  Sometimes she's at Applebee's at Happy Hour looking for Alabama Black Snake.
[01:02:34]  The next day she could be at TGI Fridays looking for an ethnic minority for the horizontal mambo.
[01:02:39]  And poor Asho is here, left there to eat a freaking pocket pizza to shut down this hole as compensation for Christ's sake.
[01:02:47]  I mean, Asho, I mean, you know, tell us your pain for Christ's sake.
[01:02:50]  Tell us your pain there, you burrito eating idiot.
[01:02:56]  It's good.
[01:02:56]  My pain is good.
[01:03:00]  What?
[01:03:01]  It feels good.
[01:03:02]  Except it feels good.
[01:03:03]  So my mom is out.
[01:03:05]  I can do whatever I want.
[01:03:07]  You can do whatever you want, huh?
[01:03:09]  I'm sure you love it, right?
[01:03:11]  Are you taking drugs, Asho?
[01:03:13]  Are you taking drugs, Asho?
[01:03:16]  I could watch porn and shit.
[01:03:19]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[01:03:20]  You're watching pornography, Ash hoe.
[01:03:24]  Uh-uh, does everybody hear this?
[01:03:28]  Get him off the shit.
[01:03:29]  Get him off, for Christ's sake, engineer.
[01:03:31]  Does everybody hear this?
[01:03:33]  I mean, this poor kid is like eight years old.
[01:03:35]  He's being left alone.
[01:03:36]  His mother's going to TGI Fridays to get the horizontal mumbo for somebody that looks good with a leather jacket out here.
[01:03:43]  Meanwhile, this poor kid is left with a freaking pocket pizza.
[01:03:46]  Like, left here to, you know, whack his little wee wee off to freaking pornography.
[01:03:51]  The freaking pornography, for Christ's sake, man.
[01:03:56]  God damn it, Ash hoe.
[01:03:59]  Let me tell you something.
[01:03:59]  If I find out who your mother is, Asho, I'm going to find out who she is.
[01:04:03]  I'm reporting that Skankosaurus.
[01:04:05]  Do you understand that?
[01:04:06]  I'm reporting that Skankosaurus to the Child Protective Service Agency.
[01:04:11]  And let me tell you something.
[01:04:12]  If there's anybody out there listening, if anybody knows who this young man is, all right, for the sake of this young man's future, please let me know so I can go and get the goddamn child protective services out here to make sure they're looking after this poor young eight-year-old kid for Christ's sake.
[01:04:31]  I mean, poor Ash hoe, man.
[01:04:34]  Poor Asho.
[01:04:36]  Jesus Christ.
[01:04:37]  We're supposed to be talking about how New Jersey Governor Chris Christie says he's not running for president.
[01:04:43]  And not only that, the damn GOP is trying to scramble to rally behind some candidate out here.
[01:04:50]  I want to hear what you have to say about it, all right?
[01:04:52]  Let's see who else we have.
[01:04:53]  We got Area Code 405.
[01:04:55]  What's up?
[01:04:55]  What do you think about it?
[01:04:56]  Hey, ghost, I'd like to occupy your butthole with my penis.
[01:05:00]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[01:05:02]  Take about 10 steps away from my freaking butt crack, you damn squirrel fister.
[01:05:08]  I mean, do you see the sickness that's happening in America today, for Christ's sake?
[01:05:14]  I mean, this idiot is begging to eat the corn at my crap out here.
[01:05:17]  I mean, this is shit.
[01:05:20]  We're supposed to be talking about how Governor Christie of New Jersey is not going to go and run for president, and we got the GOP trying to scramble to rally behind a given candidate out here.
[01:05:33]  And I'd like to hear what some of you ass clowns have to say about it, you butt sex-infested excrement fetish having fruit bowls.
[01:05:43]  Who else do we got?
[01:05:43]  Area code, who the hell is it?
[01:05:45]  909, what's up?

=== Political Homework Lists (05:21) ===

[01:05:47]  What do you got to say?
[01:05:49]  Three times 100?
[01:05:51]  300, yeah.
[01:05:54]  This isn't the homework line there, fruity ass, all right?
[01:05:57]  This isn't the homework show.
[01:05:59]  Get out of here and go ask somebody who gives a crap.
[01:06:03]  718, what's up?
[01:06:05]  You're on the horn.
[01:06:05]  Hey, Goss, I'm calling from New York as you can tell.
[01:06:08]  I want to talk about Occupy Wall Street for a second.
[01:06:10]  Go right ahead.
[01:06:12]  So next weekend, the Slut Walk is actually going to be on Occupy Wall Street here in New York.
[01:06:18]  Yeah, I know.
[01:06:18]  I'm very well aware that not only is Slut Walk going to be with Occupy Wall Street, they actually conducted their own little walk about a couple of streets down from Occupy Wall Street, wearing nothing but scantily clad clothing, you know, shirts that are showing their breast assists, you know, little short skirts showing their ass cheeks saying, No means, no, no means, no, no means, no.
[01:06:42]  So, yeah, I'm well aware of that.
[01:06:44]  Go ahead.
[01:06:47]  What, you're going to hang up, too, for Christ's sake?
[01:06:49]  Is that it?
[01:06:50]  I mean, you're just, I mean, what are you just calling to inform us out here?
[01:06:53]  I mean, yeah, you're not telling me anything new there, buddy, all right?
[01:06:56]  Jesus Christ, I thought you were going to give us some, you know, behind-the-scenes audio of some of the crap that's happening out there at this ridiculous Occupy Wall Street.
[01:07:05]  That's all you had to say?
[01:07:07]  Jesus Christ.
[01:07:08]  Who else do we got going on?
[01:07:09]  219, what's up?
[01:07:10]  You're on the horn.
[01:07:11]  What do you think about the GOP?
[01:07:13]  Fuck you and fuck Texas.
[01:07:17]  How old are you?
[01:07:19]  Uh-oh, no, no, no, no.
[01:07:21]  You can't just say that and just hang up, boy.
[01:07:24]  Aw, man.
[01:07:26]  Call him back.
[01:07:27]  Engineer.
[01:07:27]  Call his ass back for Christ's sake.
[01:07:30]  We're going to get a hold of a mother.
[01:07:32]  And I'm telling you right now, I am going to make sure that I tear a mother a new one.
[01:07:37]  And make sure that, you know, we.
[01:07:40]  I'm just going to see what happens here.
[01:07:48]  Yo.
[01:07:50]  Who is this?
[01:07:51]  Hello?
[01:07:52]  Who is this?
[01:07:53]  You know what?
[01:07:53]  Ghost, you sound like a goddamn fucking liberal faggot, you goddamn idiot.
[01:07:58]  You fucking fucking fucking.
[01:07:58]  Come on, fuck it.
[01:08:00]  I'll fucking beat you up.
[01:08:00]  You gotta come up with a fucking dude.
[01:08:02]  Is that your stupid kid?
[01:08:04]  Is that your stupid fucking kid?
[01:08:05]  Fuck you, my kid, you stupid fucking faggot rapist motherfucker.
[01:08:08]  Let me tell you something right now.
[01:08:10]  Your kids are fucking- I'll fucking smoke your ass, won't you?
[01:08:13]  I bet you goobie-bung dick!
[01:08:15]  I bet you goobie-bung dick!
[01:08:17]  You shut your stupid stick and die!
[01:08:18]  I'll fuck you, you fucking liberal!
[01:08:20]  I fuck your son!
[01:08:20]  Your son's a dick!
[01:08:24]  You're fucking you!
[01:08:25]  Fuck your son!
[01:08:25]  You're such a fucking fruity bastard!
[01:08:30]  You!
[01:08:30]  You're a fucking milky liquor!
[01:08:32]  Yeah, fuck you, nigger!
[01:08:35]  Come on here and say that!
[01:08:35]  Come on!
[01:08:37]  Come down and six street and whip your fucking ass!
[01:08:39]  You come down and six street and whip your ass, boy.
[01:08:42]  You ain't shit, son.
[01:08:43]  You ain't shit.
[01:08:44]  You better close.
[01:08:45]  You're end up your shield.
[01:08:47]  Put that kid of yours on back of the phone.
[01:08:49]  Don't want to talk to that brat.
[01:08:51]  Okay.
[01:08:52]  Put that in.
[01:08:53]  Hey, what's up?
[01:08:56]  Hey, hey, fuck you, dude.
[01:08:57]  Fuck you.
[01:08:58]  What are you going to do?
[01:08:59]  You shut up.
[01:09:00]  Get on your knees and touch my dick.
[01:09:02]  Fucking drink my cum.
[01:09:04]  Oh, yeah.
[01:09:05]  You're saying that in front of your kid?
[01:09:06]  Yeah, that's great parenting there, you scumbag.
[01:09:08]  Great parenting.
[01:09:09]  You're the scumbag.
[01:09:10]  Great parenting, for Christ's sake.
[01:09:13]  For Christ's sake, great parenting.
[01:09:16]  I'm a melting pot of friendship.
[01:09:18]  You stupid son of a bitch.
[01:09:19]  You know, you're lucky that you're not in front of me, you son of a bitch, because I'd knock your ass out.
[01:09:23]  I'm not in front of you.
[01:09:23]  I'm on 6th Street right now.
[01:09:25]  I would knock your stupid ass out in the ground, boy.
[01:09:28]  You understand how it's going to be?
[01:09:29]  Yeah, boy, I'll knock your ass in the ground, boy.
[01:09:31]  Shut up!
[01:09:32]  Shut your stupid mouth!
[01:09:33]  I will stomp a mud hole in your ass.
[01:09:36]  I would kick it dry, and then I'd take a dirty yellow bubbly piss in it, and all you can do is look back at me with a yellow smile upon it, boy.
[01:09:44]  That's all you can do is look back at me with a yellow smile about it, you fruitball bastard.
[01:09:51]  Having this goddamn kid call up here for Christ's sake.
[01:09:54]  I mean, what kind of a parent are you, having your goddamn kid call up here, boy?
[01:09:59]  Boy, I'm a great parent, man.
[01:10:02]  I just fucked my son.
[01:10:04]  What?
[01:10:05]  What'd you say?
[01:10:06]  I said I fucked my son.
[01:10:08]  Just like you fucked yours.
[01:10:10]  Get this six out of Christ's sake.
[01:10:15]  Does everybody hear this?
[01:10:17]  Huh?
[01:10:18]  Does everybody hear this?
[01:10:19]  And let me tell you something else.
[01:10:20]  If there is an authority concerned about what this idiot just said, you just forward your inquiries to me.
[01:10:26]  I will give you his phone number.
[01:10:27]  All right?
[01:10:29]  forward your inquiries to me, I will give you his phone number, for Christ's sake, because we're not messing around with any of this nonsense of I don't look at me.
[01:10:38]  I'm going to pretend that I'm some Woody Allen butt-loving pedophile.
[01:10:41]  There's nothing funny about that, you disgusting, despicable scumbag.
[01:10:47]  You understand that?
[01:10:48]  You're putting put on the list right here.
[01:10:50]  All right?
[01:10:50]  You're being put on the damn list.
[01:10:52]  That's what you're being put in.
[01:10:53]  And let me tell you something.
[01:10:54]  Anybody who wants this idiot's number to put him, to turn him into any kind of federal authority, you let me know.
[01:11:00]  All right?
[01:11:01]  You let me know.
[01:11:03]  I'm going to call the local authorities on this son of a bitch.

=== Eric Holder and Gun Control (15:33) ===

[01:11:08]  Anyway, let's continue going.
[01:11:09]  I'm sorry, folks.
[01:11:10]  Didn't mean to get off keester there for Christ's sake, but look, this is America.
[01:11:15]  This is America, for Christ's sake, folks.
[01:11:17]  This is what's raising our children out here.
[01:11:19]  I wouldn't be surprised if this isn't even the biological father, for Christ's sake.
[01:11:25]  This isn't even the damn biological father.
[01:11:27]  This is probably some idiot taking care of this kid while mom's at happy hour having a quote-unquote girl's night out or at some stupid, disgusting bedpan changing job, and this kid is left alone with this disgusting pedophile.
[01:11:41]  This is not a joke.
[01:11:43]  This is what's happening in our country, for Christ's sake.
[01:11:48]  Why do you think I continue to do this broadcast?
[01:11:53]  Jesus Christ.
[01:11:55]  And I completely forgot.
[01:11:57]  I mean, I'm sorry.
[01:11:57]  We got off Keaster there, folks.
[01:11:59]  We're already, Jesus Christ, 12 minutes into the second hour of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
[01:12:06]  And, of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
[01:12:09]  Once again, folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
[01:12:12]  We were talking about how New Jersey Governor Chris Christie says he's not running for president, and the GOP is scrambling to unify behind a candidate out here.
[01:12:22]  But it doesn't seem like anybody really gives two rats' asses about that particular subject matter.
[01:12:27]  So let's go ahead and move on to something else.
[01:12:30]  I was reading here that House Republicans are requesting a special counsel to probe Attorney General Eric Holder.
[01:12:38]  Can you believe this crap?
[01:12:40]  And for you folks that don't know who the Attorney General is, that's the top cop.
[01:12:44]  That's the person that's supposed to be overseeing all of law enforcement.
[01:12:49]  You know, it's a presidential appointed seat, if you will.
[01:12:53]  And this was the same guy that called America a nation of cowards.
[01:12:59]  Now, I agree, but not under the context that he was talking about.
[01:13:02]  He was talking about how America is a nation of cowards because they don't want to discuss race, which, you know, I think it's really ridiculous.
[01:13:10]  I don't understand why we even have to continue to discuss race.
[01:13:13]  Race has done nothing but cause human strife ever since the beginning of time.
[01:13:17]  I wish that we would just kind of not acknowledge race, not acknowledge culture, not acknowledge theocracy, political romanticism, nationalism for Christ's sake, and start realizing that, hey, all this ridiculous nonsense is nothing, and all it has done is provided stained with blood, halls of history, habitual human strife, and we should no longer accept it for Christ's sake.
[01:13:43]  But anyway, the reason that the Republicans want a special counsel to investigate Eric Holder is because of this infamous case, now infamous case, called Fast and Furious.
[01:13:58]  And for you folks that are unfamiliar with the Fast and Furious case, this case has to do with the ATF, the Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms, the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms.
[01:14:12]  I hate these freaking bureaucracies.
[01:14:13]  You've got to know all of them.
[01:14:14]  You've got to say them appropriately, so on and so forth.
[01:14:18]  But anyway, the Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms Federal Agency was participating in an operation called Fast and the Furious, which they actually sold guns.
[01:14:32]  Yeah, where the federal government actually sold guns to the quote-unquote drug lords across the border in Mexico with the intention of supposedly tracking where those guns were going, for Christ's sake.
[01:14:46]  Can you believe this crap?
[01:14:48]  I kid you not.
[01:14:49]  The federal government was actually trying, or they did, not try, they did this.
[01:14:54]  They sold guns to the goddamn drug lords in Mexico with the intention, supposedly, of tracking where the guns were.
[01:15:03]  Unfortunately, too fast, too furious, whatever you call this stupid operation, it went amok because what happened?
[01:15:12]  We found a Border Patrol agent that was brutally murdered, and the guns that were supplied by the federal government were found on the scene of this Border Patrol agent's Border Patrol agent's murder.
[01:15:28]  Yeah, yeah, so you know, the ATF, they were sitting out here selling guns to the enemy with the hope of, I don't know what, you know, getting the tracking device.
[01:15:40]  I don't know what the hell these idiots were trying to do, but lo and behold, what happened?
[01:15:46]  These guns that were supposed to be used to track the supposed narcotics dealers were used.
[01:15:53]  They were used in the murder of a goddamn Border Patrol agent, for Christ's sake.
[01:15:57]  Now the House Republicans want an inquiry.
[01:16:00]  They want a special counsel to look in to Eric Holder because they're speculating that Eric Holder perjured himself.
[01:16:09]  That's right.
[01:16:09]  Eric Holder may have perjured himself because he may have lied under oath on what he exactly knew about this given operation.
[01:16:22]  Can you believe this crap?
[01:16:23]  I mean, I can't believe it.
[01:16:25]  I mean, I just.
[01:16:28]  I mean, let me tell you something right now.
[01:16:30]  It's getting dirty out here in politics, baby.
[01:16:32]  It's getting dirty.
[01:16:33]  Let me tell you something.
[01:16:34]  I know that Eric Holder thinks he's top cop out here, but if it is found that he lied under oath about this given operation, Fast and the Furious, whatever the hell it's called, this is serious implications here.
[01:16:48]  I mean, you know, this means that Obama may have to pardon old Eric Holder, and I don't know if that's going to hold over very well with those folks that, you know, kind of appreciate the rule of law out here.
[01:17:01]  You know, I mean, it's just gross out here.
[01:17:03]  I can't believe that, first of all, our government was conducting itself in such an operation, selling guns to drug lords, let alone those same guns being used in a murder of a Border Patrol agent.
[01:17:15]  It's just, oh, Jesus Christ.
[01:17:18]  I want to hear what you have to say about this.
[01:17:20]  All right.
[01:17:20]  646-652-4869 is the number to call here.
[01:17:24]  We're talking about Fast and the Furious, that operation that, according to House Republicans, they believe that Eric Holder knows a little bit more than he let on when he was testifying under oath.
[01:17:35]  And I want to hear what you have to say about it, all right?
[01:17:38]  916, what do you think about Eric Holder?
[01:17:41]  Maybe we should rub our fat cocks together sometime.
[01:17:44]  Maybe a little oil?
[01:17:46]  Two fat cocks?
[01:17:48]  Together.
[01:17:49]  Disgusting, sick son of a bitch.
[01:17:51]  Nobody wants to hear any goddamn gay porn.
[01:17:55]  Nobody wants to hear gay pornography for Christ's sake, you sick sons of bitches.
[01:17:59]  I mean, are you hearing this, people?
[01:18:02]  Are you hearing this?
[01:18:03]  This is what's protesting at Occupy Wall Street out here.
[01:18:06]  This is the mentality behind the lunacy that we see here in today's America.
[01:18:13]  Jesus Christ.
[01:18:16]  We're supposed to be talking about House Republicans requesting a special counsel to probe Eric Holder for basically lying, perjuring himself under oath about what he knew about Fast and Furious, this ATF operation that sold guns to drug lords.
[01:18:32]  I want to hear what you have to say about it.
[01:18:34]  Area Code 334, what do you think about Eric Holder?
[01:18:37]  You're fucking racist, ghost.
[01:18:39]  You kick your slaves horribly.
[01:18:42]  That's the best you got.
[01:18:44]  Yeah, Faggot.
[01:18:46]  Why are you calling me a derogatory term towards homosexuals when you sound like you just popped out of the anal passage of an AIDS-infected Greg's Luganis, for Christ's sake?
[01:18:55]  I mean, come on.
[01:18:56]  Because I love you, ghost.
[01:18:58]  Yeah, of course.
[01:18:58]  Get this city.
[01:18:59]  Get him off for Christ's sake.
[01:19:01]  Jesus Christ.
[01:19:03]  Who else do we got?
[01:19:04]  Area code 209.
[01:19:05]  What do you got to say about Eric Holder?
[01:19:08]  Ghost, give me that guy's number.
[01:19:09]  I will call the police right now.
[01:19:13]  You'll call the police on him right now?
[01:19:15]  Yeah, I'll do it on Skype overnight.
[01:19:18]  No, I'm going to do something personal to those peaks, all right?
[01:19:22]  I mean, you can't just say that on a broadcast.
[01:19:26]  It's documented.
[01:19:27]  You know, it's recorded.
[01:19:28]  As a matter of fact, you can get the broadcast at blogtalkradio.com/slash ghost.
[01:19:34]  But don't worry, I know where the area code is.
[01:19:36]  We're going to be doing something really soon.
[01:19:38]  Area code 563, what do you think about Eric Holder?
[01:19:41]  Show us your toolbox, ghost.
[01:19:43]  Show us your toolbox.
[01:19:46]  I'm getting infested by fruit bowls out here.
[01:19:49]  Jesus Christ.
[01:19:51]  I mean, does everybody hear the amount of gay contingent that continues to call my goddamn broadcast?
[01:19:57]  I mean, does everybody hear this?
[01:19:59]  I mean, you know, Jesus Christ, this is supposed to be Taco Tuesday, for Christ's sake.
[01:20:04]  This is supposed to be Taco Tuesday.
[01:20:06]  You're fruiting up, man.
[01:20:08]  You're fruiting up Taco Tuesday, man.
[01:20:11]  Jesus Christ.
[01:20:13]  Who else are we?
[01:20:13]  We're supposed to be talking about Eric Holder here.
[01:20:16]  Area code 253, what do you think about Eric Holder?
[01:20:22]  And you'll write my help in it.
[01:20:25]  That's stupid.
[01:20:26]  516, what do you think about Eric Holder?
[01:20:29]  Hey, Ghost, how you doing?
[01:20:30]  How's it going?
[01:20:32]  Yeah, so do you think that Eric Holder was bribed by the drug dealers to do this?
[01:20:41]  You don't even know what the hell you're talking about.
[01:20:47]  Too much riddling, asshole.
[01:20:49]  Too much riddling.
[01:20:50]  Who else we got?
[01:20:51]  617.
[01:20:52]  What do you think about Eric Holder?
[01:20:54]  Huge dick.
[01:20:56]  I doubt it.
[01:20:57]  Not with that Fruit Bowl voice, for Christ's sake.
[01:20:59]  You probably have one in your anal passage, but not one hanging between your legs.
[01:21:03]  Area code 301, what's up?
[01:21:05]  What do you think about Eric Holder?
[01:21:07]  Yo, ghost, I just want to say all these faggots that are calling up your show.
[01:21:11]  A bunch of bitches.
[01:21:14]  Oh, my God.
[01:21:16]  I mean, I hate assholes who laugh at their own stupid pranks and their own stupid jokes, for Christ's sake.
[01:21:22]  I mean, if there is a god of jokes, I mean, anybody who laughs at themselves should be injected with cancer of the rectum.
[01:21:30]  You understand that?
[01:21:31]  They should be injected with cancer of the rectum that'll turn their inside organs into liquid shit.
[01:21:40]  Anyway, 702, what's up?
[01:21:42]  What do you think about Eric Holder here?
[01:21:44]  Hey, How's Rick at the Third Coast Music Network?
[01:21:48]  What the hell is that?
[01:21:50]  You should know.
[01:21:52]  What the hell is the Third Coast Music Network?
[01:21:58]  I'm waiting.
[01:21:59]  Where the hell is it?
[01:22:03]  702, come on.
[01:22:04]  I'm waiting for you.
[01:22:05]  Why are you just sitting there?
[01:22:06]  What is it?
[01:22:10]  Hey, boy, I'm going to say something or what?
[01:22:12]  We got to call you back.
[01:22:13]  Come on.
[01:22:16]  Oh, come on.
[01:22:17]  Let's call that bastard back for Christ's sake.
[01:22:20]  Let's call him back.
[01:22:21]  What are you going to sit over there like some fruity asshole butt lover and not say anything?
[01:22:25]  Let's call him back.
[01:22:26]  Call his ass back, engineer, all right?
[01:22:28]  Get shot.
[01:22:30]  Get back.
[01:22:31]  Let's call his ass back, for Christ's sake.
[01:22:33]  What the hell is this idiot talking about?
[01:22:36]  Sounds fruitier than a box of fruit loops, for Christ's sake, talking garbage.
[01:22:39]  Come on.
[01:22:40]  What do we got going on here?
[01:22:42]  Oh, please state your name after the tone, and Google Voice will try to connect you.
[01:22:46]  Your whore mother.
[01:23:05]  Fuck my dick. Fuck my dick.
[01:23:11]  Third Coast, man.
[01:23:15]  Oh, he's hanging out.
[01:23:23]  I mean, what a loser, man.
[01:23:24]  One more.
[01:23:25]  Call him one more time back, for Christ's sake.
[01:23:52]  The Google Voice subscriber you have called is not available.
[01:23:55]  Please leave a message after the tone.
[01:23:59]  Oh, and you know what's really even sad is that you got a Google Voice number and you're still chicken shit to pick up and say something to me for Christ's sake.
[01:24:07]  But let me tell you something.
[01:24:09]  If I were you, I don't blame you for Christ's sake, boy.
[01:24:13]  I don't blame you.
[01:24:14]  You understand?
[01:24:15]  I mean, I got a 15 and a half inch sausage below my legs here, and I'm sure that's intimidating your over-feminized fruit bowl ass.
[01:24:24]  All right?
[01:24:25]  I mean, you're on a goddamn Google voice phone, man.
[01:24:28]  I mean, what are you afraid of?
[01:24:30]  What are you afraid of?
[01:24:33]  I'll tell you what you're afraid of.
[01:24:34]  You were raised by your dishrag whore of a mother.
[01:24:37]  You didn't have any fatherly influence as a kid.
[01:24:39]  And now that you see some manly dominance being thrown around this goddamn broadcast like it ain't crap, all of a sudden, you're shaking in your boots like some stupid pussy whipped little chicken-eating four-eyed feckle-faced cornboy.
[01:24:53]  I don't blame you, boy.
[01:24:55]  I don't blame you.
[01:24:55]  Anyway, get him off, engineer.
[01:24:57]  Get him off for Christ's sake.
[01:25:01]  Anyway, do you see what I'm saying, folks?
[01:25:03]  This is the kind of garbage that I get for Christ's sake.
[01:25:05]  Ballless, no personality having jerk dicks.
[01:25:09]  All right?
[01:25:10]  This is what I got.
[01:25:11]  This is the kind of garbage that I get for Christ's sake.
[01:25:14]  I mean, Jesus Christ.
[01:25:18]  I don't even know why I bother sometimes.
[01:25:20]  I really don't know why in the blue hell I even bother.
[01:25:24]  You know, I could be on 6th Street right now.
[01:25:26]  Don't you understand that?
[01:25:28]  I could be on 6th Street right now.
[01:25:30]  Do you understand it?
[01:25:31]  It's Tuesday on 6th Street.
[01:25:32]  Do you know what it is?
[01:25:33]  Dollar, you call it ass clowns.
[01:25:35]  That means any drink that you want in the house, one freaking dollar.
[01:25:41]  All right?
[01:25:42]  But instead, I'm sitting here, you know, screwing around with you jerk dicks.
[01:25:47]  You know?
[01:25:48]  Screwing around with you jerk dicks for Christ's sake.
[01:25:51]  Anyway, let's continue going, shall we?
[01:25:53]  Who else do we got going on out here?
[01:25:56]  We're supposed to be talking about the House Republicans requesting a special counsel to probe Eric Holder about his potential perjury charge as it relates to his testimony to the fast and nefarious ATF little debacle that happened.
[01:26:11]  But unfortunately, nobody wants to talk about that.
[01:26:14]  Everybody just wants to sit on their fat, jelly asses.
[01:26:17]  They want to flap their fat, Cheeto-stained fingers on the keyboard, talking a bunch of malarkey, not making any bit of sense for Christ's sake.
[01:26:24]  So let's just go ahead and move on to another goddamn subject matter because these text chat warriors are pissing me the hell off for Christ's sake.
[01:26:32]  Let's go ahead and talk a little bit about Occupy Wall Street.
[01:26:36]  That's right.
[01:26:37]  Let's talk a little bit about Occupy Wall Street because you know what they're doing now?

=== Fighting Welfare Fraud (15:16) ===

[01:26:41]  They must have heard this broadcast because now Occupy Wall Street and those stupid disgusting hobos that are out there protesting in Wall Street are now dressing up like zombies.
[01:26:53]  They're dressing up like zombies for Christ's sake.
[01:26:56]  I mean they must have been listening to the broadcast yesterday.
[01:26:58]  You know, don't you think?
[01:27:00]  I mean, they should have been listening to the broadcast because that's exactly what I was calling them.
[01:27:04]  I was calling them ridiculous zombies, you know, that are doing nothing.
[01:27:10]  I mean, why are they there?
[01:27:11]  Why are they there?
[01:27:12]  I had a whole broadcast yesterday dedicated to this ridiculous Occupy Wall Street.
[01:27:17]  Not one person, not one could describe to me the intellectual foundation behind this chaos that these disgusting, despicable, disgraceful bastards out there in this Occupy Wall Street nonsense are doing.
[01:27:34]  I mean, somebody tell me, please.
[01:27:36]  Tell me.
[01:27:39]  I want to know.
[01:27:42]  All right?
[01:27:43]  I want to know for Christ's sake.
[01:27:44]  They're dressing up like zombies now.
[01:27:46]  I mean, how serious can anybody take anyone when they're out here dressing up like zombies?
[01:27:51]  Huh?
[01:27:52]  I mean, isn't this supposed to be some political movement and you idiots are dressing up like zombies for Christ's sake?
[01:27:57]  I mean, what the hell is this crap?
[01:27:59]  I mean, this isn't Halloween, assholes.
[01:28:02]  Jesus Christ.
[01:28:07]  561, what do you think about Occupy Wall Street?
[01:28:11]  Ghost, I need your capitalist assistance.
[01:28:15]  I have a friend who is just completely leeching off the welfare system.
[01:28:20]  He hasn't had a job in like 10 years, and he just sits at home all day leeching off his parents, leeching off the government.
[01:28:29]  It's despicable.
[01:28:31]  He makes this webcomic called Sancho, which he assumes is going to get him somewhere, but he's just a fat ass who just pisses off little children and stuff.
[01:28:42]  Well, you know, what you should do is, believe it or not, some of these insta or some of these bureaucratic institutions, you have to gauge on what bureaucracies are paying this entitlement recipient loser.
[01:28:55]  Now, I'm not joking.
[01:28:57]  Now, if you know that they're collecting the food card, if you know that they're collecting the housing voucher program, if you know that they're collecting any of these given bureaucracies that are handing out these checks, you need to call them individually.
[01:29:11]  And believe it or not, if you can prove, if you can actually prove that these people are fraudulently collecting off of the American government, they're now actually giving incentives.
[01:29:21]  They're actually providing money to those that can actually dime out these food stamp and these welfare fraudulent jerk dicks.
[01:29:30]  I kid you not, folks.
[01:29:31]  You need to look into this.
[01:29:33]  You can actually turn these people into the bureaucracies because let me tell you something.
[01:29:38]  The bureaucracies and welfare systems and the goddamn housing voucher program system, whatever bureaucratic system that's paying these people, they have a wing of that bureaucracy that looks into these despicable, disgusting wastes of human life that are mooching off the government.
[01:29:55]  All right?
[01:29:57]  I mean, that are mooching off the government, for Christ's sake.
[01:30:00]  So let me tell you, if you know what bureaucracy that they're utilizing, if you know if they're collecting disabilities, so you can call the SSI people.
[01:30:10]  If you know that they're collecting a housing voucher program, you can go to the HUD people.
[01:30:16]  If you know that they're collecting a food card, you can go to the SNAP program or whatever.
[01:30:21]  You have to go to these individual bureaucracies and say, hey, this person is a fraud.
[01:30:26]  I've got the proof.
[01:30:28]  Here's the proof.
[01:30:29]  And believe it or not, before you know it, these idiots will be taken down and they'll have to do time in prison for being fraudulent to the American taxpayer.
[01:30:37]  And that's why Mr. EBT, as a matter of fact, that's the only reason why I did this broadcast, because everybody was tweeting at Mr. EBT over here and basically telling him that he should be thrown in jail.
[01:30:49]  You know what I'm saying?
[01:30:51]  And that's why Mr. EBT, if you go look at his goddamn Twitter account, this guy is literally throwing all kinds of tweets at me for Christ's sake.
[01:30:58]  And the reason is, is because he feels a little threatened.
[01:31:01]  He feels a little threatened for Christ's sake.
[01:31:04]  You know what I mean?
[01:31:05]  He's like, oh, man, I could go to jail for this, baby.
[01:31:09]  I could go to jail for Mr. EBT, baby.
[01:31:11]  That ain't fair, baby.
[01:31:13]  That ain't fair.
[01:31:14]  I got my EBT.
[01:31:15]  I'd be swiping, baby.
[01:31:16]  That's just free money, baby.
[01:31:18]  That ain't fair, baby.
[01:31:20]  That's why he's getting a little bit scared.
[01:31:22]  And let me tell you something right now, I think this son of a bitch should be thrown in prison.
[01:31:27]  All right?
[01:31:27]  And anyone else who is mooching off of the American tax system, that's what us taxpayers need to do.
[01:31:33]  That's what us capitalists need to do.
[01:31:35]  If we know that somebody is basically mooching off of the American tax system, if you basically know that they're mooching off of the American tax system, we'll turn their asses in.
[01:31:46]  And you better get on top of that bureaucracy and make sure that these sons of bitches are not collecting anymore.
[01:31:52]  Because let me tell you, these bureaucracies have to listen to you.
[01:31:55]  They have to listen to you.
[01:31:56]  If you're a taxpayer, you can go down to these bureaucracies and say, hey, I want to turn into some fraudulent activity.
[01:32:01]  I want to turn it in right now.
[01:32:05]  And throw these sons of bitches in prison.
[01:32:07]  All of them.
[01:32:09]  All of these idiots.
[01:32:13]  So, Mr. EBT, I know you're sitting out there saying, baby, I can't understand it, baby.
[01:32:18]  I don't understand why you ain't liking me, baby.
[01:32:22]  Well, the reason I don't like you is because you're the epitome of what's happening in this country.
[01:32:27]  Occupy Wall Street, and if you try to hear any of these idiots that are protesting on this Occupy Wall Street nonsense, they try to use the excuse that, oh, there's a discrepancy between rich and poor.
[01:32:39]  There's a lot of people starving in America today.
[01:32:43]  Yeah, there's a lot of people starving in America today.
[01:32:49]  Are you kidding me?
[01:32:49]  A lot of people starving in America today?
[01:32:52]  Has anybody seen the tweets that I have goddamn thrown out for Christ's sake?
[01:32:57]  And you're going to talk about starving people in America?
[01:33:00]  There are fat poor people for Christ's sake.
[01:33:03]  Fat poor people.
[01:33:06]  I mean, what the hell is this crap?
[01:33:07]  Fat poor people?
[01:33:09]  How can poor people be fat folks?
[01:33:12]  Explain that one to me.
[01:33:13]  How can poor people be fat?
[01:33:16]  They can't.
[01:33:17]  It's an oxymoron.
[01:33:19]  It's a lie.
[01:33:20]  It's a fallacy.
[01:33:21]  Do you understand that?
[01:33:22]  It's a goddamn fallacy.
[01:33:24]  And that's what these idiots on Occupy Wall Street are out there supposedly protesting for.
[01:33:30]  They're protesting because, oh, there's people starving in America.
[01:33:35]  The only reason that there's people starving in America is because they want to be starving.
[01:33:39]  We've got so many goddamn government entitlements out here that the more loser you are, the more money you get.
[01:33:48]  I mean, just ask Mr. EBT for Christ's sake, huh?
[01:33:52]  I mean, just ask Mr. EBT.
[01:33:54]  I mean, everybody tweet at that son of a bitch.
[01:33:56]  Let's throw a Twitter bomb at that son of a bitch and have him answer the question.
[01:34:01]  Have him answer the question for Christ's sake.
[01:34:05]  Huh?
[01:34:06]  Is he Paul in America?
[01:34:07]  Ask him.
[01:34:08]  Ask him for Christ's sake, huh?
[01:34:10]  Is he Paul in America when he's like, yeah, Mr. EBT, EBT, I got my EBT.
[01:34:16]  I'm eating good.
[01:34:17]  I got my potato chips.
[01:34:19]  Yeah, I'm EBT.
[01:34:20]  It's just stupid.
[01:34:23]  This is what Occupy Wall Street is fighting for right now, to sustain losers like Mr. EBT out here.
[01:34:32]  To sustain these disgusting, despicable moochers that contribute nothing to society whatsoever.
[01:34:38]  They contribute absolutely nothing.
[01:34:44]  Fricking Mr. E.B. T. Where are you at now there, brother?
[01:34:47]  Huh?
[01:34:48]  Where are you at now?
[01:34:48]  I bet you're a little scared now that you could be thrown in prison for being a fraudulent, dumbass welfare recipient, fraudulent asshole.
[01:34:57]  Stupid jerk.
[01:34:59]  Huh?
[01:35:00]  Where's he at?
[01:35:00]  He ain't nowhere.
[01:35:01]  You know what he's doing?
[01:35:02]  He's hiding his ass off.
[01:35:04]  He's hiding his ass off and he knows it.
[01:35:09]  Stupid son of a bitch.
[01:35:11]  I'm telling you right now, there is no reason for these assholes in Wall Street, Occupy Wall Street, to be bitching.
[01:35:18]  These are just ungrateful losers in life, folks.
[01:35:21]  Let's be honest.
[01:35:22]  They are losers in life.
[01:35:23]  Who they should be pissed off at is the baby boomers.
[01:35:27]  Who they should be pissed off at are the individuals that actually put them in the predicament that they're in today.
[01:35:34]  They should be mad at the government for nationalizing the college debt so they can't go default on college debt.
[01:35:41]  They can't go bankrupt on college debt.
[01:35:43]  All right?
[01:35:44]  I mean, they should be, you know, going out there and camping out in front of Washington, D.C. for all the ridiculous regulations that they have put in, for all the outsourcing of jobs that they have done.
[01:35:54]  Not only did they have, folks, you have to realize not only did they outsource jobs, but our government gave them tax money to do so.
[01:36:02]  Our government gave them tax incentives to do so.
[01:36:06]  And you're blaming Wall Street, you stupid losers?
[01:36:09]  I mean, this is a government made for the people and by the people.
[01:36:14]  That's all there is to it.
[01:36:17]  But you know what these idiots want out here?
[01:36:19]  These idiots on Wall Street, Occupy Wall Street?
[01:36:22]  This is what they're fighting for right here, Mr. E.B.T. Huh?
[01:36:26]  Mr. E.B. freaking T, for Christ's sake.
[01:36:29]  Here's another idiot that they're fighting for here, huh?
[01:36:32]  Here, here's another idiot.
[01:36:33]  Here, here, listen to this.
[01:36:34]  Let me get this stupid, ridiculous freaking video for Christ's sake.
[01:36:39]  Here, everybody watch this.
[01:36:41]  This is who Occupy Wall Street is fighting for right here.
[01:36:46]  And if you're on the archive, go to my Twitter account, Ghost Politics, all right?
[01:36:52]  All one word, no underscores, all right?
[01:36:55]  All one word, no underscores.
[01:36:57]  And I want you to go down, scroll down to about, you know, what's today's date?
[01:37:01]  Today is October the 4th, all right?
[01:37:04]  And read the tweet, hey, Occupy Wall Street.
[01:37:08]  You're not falling as capitalists.
[01:37:10]  Here's the Poe in America that you're protesting for.
[01:37:13]  Fat poor people.
[01:37:15]  Just read that tweet for Christ's sake.
[01:37:17]  And here, these are the people that Occupy Wall Street are basically fighting for.
[01:37:24]  You know?
[01:37:25]  This is what they're fighting for right here.
[01:37:27]  These despicable, useless human beings, for Christ's sake.
[01:37:30]  And they're trying to claim that they're starving people in America.
[01:37:33]  They're trying to claim that they're starving people in America.
[01:37:36]  It's a fallacy.
[01:37:38]  It's a lie, for Christ's sake.
[01:37:40]  It's an unbelievable lie.
[01:37:42]  And I can't believe that there's so many goose falling for this nonsense.
[01:37:45]  But hey, this is the same America that has been educated by our government-funded education system.
[01:37:51]  And as a result, this is why we have the type of nonsense that we have out here for Christ's sake.
[01:38:00]  Good stuff.
[01:38:01]  Luckily, I got Johnny Walker blue labeled again and ease away all the goddamn frustration for Christ's sake.
[01:38:06]  Anyway, I want to hear from you.
[01:38:08]  646-652-4869 is the number to call.
[01:38:11]  What do you think about Occupy Wall Street?
[01:38:13]  You think it's doing good?
[01:38:14]  You think they're fighting for the Poe in America?
[01:38:18]  You idiots.
[01:38:19]  There ain't no Poe in America.
[01:38:22]  You asshole.
[01:38:24]  I mean, if you the more loser you are, you know, the more you don't have a job, the more kids are shit out of your uterus pipe.
[01:38:32]  I mean, if you're a drug addict, if you're a disgusting piece of trash, there are so many government programs that'll just give you money.
[01:38:41]  I don't want to hear this crap about starving people in America.
[01:38:44]  I mean, do you idiots understand?
[01:38:46]  Every goddamn tax season, I am raped.
[01:38:50]  All right?
[01:38:51]  I am raped every time I got to pay taxes so I can continue to support these wastes of human life that are completely comfortable in their own mediocrity.
[01:38:59]  I mean, I get raped by paying taxes so that these disgusting human beings that are doing nothing but camping out in the street in front of Wall Street, I mean, who has the ability to camp out in front of the street for three weeks at a time besides somebody who's unemployed, somebody who has nothing, somebody who's some pothead, ambitionless piece of trash with no life?
[01:39:23]  I mean, even if they had a life, even if they had a freaking life, they wouldn't be there.
[01:39:29]  Even if these losers in Occupy Wall Street had a life, and I'm talking about any kind of a life.
[01:39:35]  I'm talking about Dungeons and Dragons.
[01:39:38]  You know, I'm talking about the Xbox.
[01:39:40]  You know, I'm talking about anything.
[01:39:43]  be there but these are what these are the rejects of society I mean, just look at them.
[01:39:48]  Just do a YouTube search for Christ's sake.
[01:39:51]  It's disgraceful.
[01:39:52]  This is not America.
[01:39:54]  This is not America, for Christ's sake.
[01:39:55]  This is some third world technocratic society, for Christ's sake.
[01:40:00]  Jesus Christ.
[01:40:04]  Oh, my God.
[01:40:05]  Let me tell you something.
[01:40:06]  There's people in here pissing and moaning.
[01:40:07]  Obviously, we've got a couple of liberals in here that are pissing and moaning and saying.
[01:40:11]  Oh, that's not fair.
[01:40:13]  You shouldn't be talking that way.
[01:40:15]  Nah, you're a meanie.
[01:40:18]  Nah.
[01:40:20]  Well, I'll tell you what, engineer, throw some goddamn chat room martial law on these sons of bitches because I don't want to see these liberal, long-haired bedwetting hippies sit here and give justification on why Mr. EBT and all these other disgusting fat so-called poe people in America can continue to rape the taxpayer.
[01:40:41]  Put them on goddamn martial law, engineer.
[01:40:43]  Put them on chat room martial law.
[01:40:47]  I'm not going to sit over here and allow these text chat warriors to flap their fat sausages of fingers on the keyboards talking nonsense against me for Christ's sake.
[01:40:57]  I'm a capitalist.
[01:40:59]  And me and other capitalists are the ones that make society go round.
[01:41:04]  We're the ones that fund these little people in government.
[01:41:07]  We're the ones that fund these disgusting Mr. EBT and their goddamn entitlements.
[01:41:13]  We, us, the American worker, the American taxpayer, for Christ's sake, we're the ones that pay for these useless human beings.
[01:41:20]  And we're getting just about tired of it.
[01:41:23]  We're getting just about tired of sustaining the mediocrity and the waste of humanity.
[01:41:29]  We're just about tired of it.
[01:41:33]  646-652-4869 is the number to call.
[01:41:36]  I want to hear from you.
[01:41:37]  What do you think about Occupy Wall Street?
[01:41:42]  Area code 334, what do you think about Occupy Wall Street?
[01:41:46]  What's up, ghost?
[01:41:47]  This is just I'm calling because your wife wanted me to let us be coming home late tonight.
[01:41:53]  You could have said it without stumbling over your own tongue.
[01:41:55]  What are you afraid of?
[01:41:57]  I'm sorry.
[01:41:57]  I'm scared.

=== Anonymous Communists and Mexicans (14:28) ===

[01:41:58]  You were raised by your mother, weren't you?
[01:42:01]  David.
[01:42:02]  Yeah, of course you were, for Christ's sake.
[01:42:04]  How come I always know when somebody is raised by their mammy?
[01:42:08]  How do I always know this?
[01:42:10]  Huh?
[01:42:11]  Let me tell you something.
[01:42:11]  You know what you should do there, 334?
[01:42:13]  You should go up to your mother, give her a bitch lap, and say, Hey, Mom, maybe you should have gotten a father to raise me.
[01:42:20]  Maybe you shouldn't have hopped on the lap of somebody that looked good with a slick back hair that flipped a nickel and had them ejaculate in your uterine wall, and then nine months later I came out.
[01:42:29]  Maybe you should have actually had a father that went out in the backyard and threw some football with me that actually cared about me for Christ's sake.
[01:42:37]  But no, mom thought she was misindependent.
[01:42:42]  Miss Gloria Steinem burned my bra feminist slut bag and decided I can raise my kids all on my own and I don't need no father.
[01:42:53]  I don't need nobody.
[01:42:55]  And lo and behold, mother leaves you with an illegal alien child care provider or in front of a damn boob tube or a violent video game.
[01:43:02]  And lo and behold, that is where you're learning not only how to become a person, how to become a man, but how to communicate.
[01:43:09]  And that's why your stupid stinking stumbling mumbling over your goddamn tongue ass can't come out with the right sentence fragments to spit out of your goddamn suckhole because your stupid dirty dishrag hole smelly sick ass salmon mother.
[01:43:24]  Am I correct, 334?
[01:43:29]  Am I correct?
[01:43:32]  Yeah, that's what I thought.
[01:43:33]  That's what I do.
[01:43:34]  You better just go out and do something else.
[01:43:37]  You know what I'm saying?
[01:43:38]  Haven't you noticed that right when I put these stupid fruity asses on the table and say, hey, your dumb, stupid mother is the reason why you can't conjure up an actual complete sentence.
[01:43:49]  Your mother is the reason why you can't talk like a man and you sound so ballless.
[01:43:54]  Your single dishrag whore is the reason why you sound like an over-feminine underground San Francisco fruity ass for Christ's sake.
[01:44:02]  Huh?
[01:44:03]  Haven't you noticed every time that I yank this reality in the faces of these stupid losers, they don't have anything to say because they know it's the truth?
[01:44:12]  Huh?
[01:44:13]  They know it's the truth.
[01:44:17]  So, you know, I'm just telling you right now, folks, I mean, I've had just about enough of this, all right?
[01:44:23]  I've had enough of single mothers who are out here thinking that they can raise children on their own, for Christ's sake.
[01:44:29]  This is proof, all right?
[01:44:31]  Not only are all the assholes who call me up in an attempt to try to talk garbage to me on this show proof, but this disgusting disgrace out here in Occupy Wall Street is proof.
[01:44:42]  The amount of disgusting bowels, I mean, the bowels of mental perception that everyone is in at this point in time in American history.
[01:44:52]  It's disgusting.
[01:44:54]  Anyway, let's continue going.
[01:44:56]  I want to hear from you.
[01:44:57]  646-652-4869.
[01:44:59]  We're supposed to be talking about Occupy Wall Street.
[01:45:02]  They're dressing up as zombies now.
[01:45:04]  Can you believe this?
[01:45:05]  Hell, they must have been listening to me.
[01:45:07]  That's what I called them yesterday.
[01:45:08]  I called them nothing but zombies, for Christ's sake.
[01:45:12]  Now they're dressing up like them, for Christ's sake.
[01:45:13]  I mean, what is this?
[01:45:14]  They think it's a big joke, these idiots.
[01:45:17]  You know?
[01:45:17]  They think that politics is a big joke.
[01:45:19]  I'm going to go out and dress like a zombie.
[01:45:22]  I'm going to pretend like it's a zombie fest, and I'm out there with my zombie outfit, and I'm going to dress real nice.
[01:45:31]  Shut up.
[01:45:34]  Give me a freaking break.
[01:45:35]  Area code 626.
[01:45:37]  What do you think about Occupy Wall Street?
[01:45:42]  Yeah, shove it up your ass with the remixes.
[01:45:44]  All right, asshole.
[01:45:45]  772, what do you think about Occupy?
[01:45:47]  Oh, my God, I love you.
[01:45:51]  You sound like a fruit bowl, for Christ's sake.
[01:45:53]  Your mother should be punching the pussy for having you.
[01:45:56]  818, what's up?
[01:45:57]  What do you think about Occupy Wall Street?
[01:46:01]  These Occupy Wall Street idiots are freaking annoying, is what they are, because they're basically going on strike to tell us something that we already know.
[01:46:09]  It's like, oh, people are starving.
[01:46:11]  Yeah, we already know.
[01:46:12]  Thanks.
[01:46:14]  Well, it's not only that.
[01:46:15]  I mean, there should be nobody starving in America.
[01:46:17]  I mean, my tax dollars are going to supposedly feed these losers, all right?
[01:46:23]  I mean, look at Mr. EBT over here.
[01:46:26]  Mr. EBT made a song about welfare fraud, for Christ's sake.
[01:46:33]  He made a song about welfare fraud, and everybody seems to be embracing this as if it's a big thing to do.
[01:46:40]  Like, we're supposed to just be like, yay, look, everything's great.
[01:46:46]  So you want to know why Mr. EBT can commit welfare fraud?
[01:46:49]  Because there are so many tax-funded programs that losers of America can qualify for and actually maintain their sustenance.
[01:46:59]  The problem is, is that these idiots, you know, for lack of a better term, either spend more than their entitlements allow or they're so ignorant that they can't even do the appropriate paperwork so that they can apply for these ridiculous, disgusting programs.
[01:47:16]  And because nobody taught them how to, you know, push feet pampered them through the whole process, so on and so forth, all of a sudden, oh, it's not fair.
[01:47:33]  It's unbelievably disgusting.
[01:47:35]  Anyway, let me move on to another subject matter because we're running out of time here.
[01:47:38]  I want to talk about anonymous.
[01:47:41]  That's right.
[01:47:42]  I want to talk about anonymous, and I want to talk about it right now.
[01:47:47]  Now, the reason I want to talk about anonymous is because these are the ass clowns that actually organized this whole disgusting display that we're witnessing out here on Wall Street.
[01:47:56]  All right, this is the organization that has basically come out and said, yes, we're a bunch of leftist commies, and that's what we are, and that's all there is to it.
[01:48:06]  So at this point in time, Anonymous has made itself very clear that it is a communist, leftist apparatus.
[01:48:15]  And in my personal opinion, I think it's a disgrace.
[01:48:18]  I think it's disgusting.
[01:48:20]  And anybody who's going to continue to affiliate with Anonymous, anybody who's going to affiliate with the guy Fox masks and all this other nonsense, you are affiliating with leftism.
[01:48:30]  You are affiliating with people that are holding up mouse-tongue faces.
[01:48:34]  You are affiliating with people that are out here wanting the government to take complete and total control of everything.
[01:48:42]  I mean, that's what communism is, you morons, that the government gives you loaves of bread at the breadline.
[01:48:48]  That the government gives you your car, your house, your job, and nobody has more than anybody else.
[01:48:56]  That's what these idiots and anonymous and these assholes that occupy Wall Street, that is what they're representing.
[01:49:03]  And let me tell you something right now.
[01:49:04]  I don't want to have nothing to do with it.
[01:49:05]  And if you want to have something to do with it, then you're a goddamn communist.
[01:49:10]  All right?
[01:49:11]  You're a goddamn communist, and that's all there is to it.
[01:49:13]  And let me tell you something.
[01:49:14]  Just to reassert their communist agenda, Anonymous has announced that they are going to, quote, erase the New York Stock Exchange.
[01:49:26]  Can you believe this, Crap?
[01:49:27]  That's Anonymous' latest threat, that they are going to, quote, unquote, erase the New York Stock Exchange.
[01:49:35]  I'm not joking.
[01:49:36]  I told you, folks, this is leftist nonsense.
[01:49:39]  I mean, you know, here you've got Anonymous claiming that, oh, we're for freedom of speech.
[01:49:43]  Oh, we're against corruption.
[01:49:45]  Oh, we're against this.
[01:49:51]  Meanwhile, they're out there in the middle of Wall Street begging for Big Brother government.
[01:49:56]  Please, we want more loaves of bread.
[01:49:59]  Please, we want more bowls of soup.
[01:50:02]  Please, Big Brother government, take care of us because I can't take care of my pathetically anal self.
[01:50:08]  Please do so.
[01:50:11]  Are you kidding me?
[01:50:14]  I mean, let me tell you something right now.
[01:50:16]  This is a disgrace.
[01:50:18]  Anybody who is anonymous at this point is a communist crap bastard.
[01:50:23]  And that's all I'm saying.
[01:50:25]  They are a communist.
[01:50:26]  And I'm not down with communism, you sorry sacks of crap.
[01:50:29]  All right?
[01:50:30]  I am not down with communism.
[01:50:32]  I will never be down with communism.
[01:50:34]  I'll never be down with socialism.
[01:50:36]  So as far as I'm concerned, we now know anonymous, anonymous, is a goddamn leftist piece of trash.
[01:50:46]  And you can tell them I said that.
[01:50:49]  Let's take some calls here.
[01:50:50]  I mean, they're threatening to erase the NYSC for Christ's sake.
[01:50:55]  Yeah, that's responsible.
[01:50:56]  Yeah, that's going to cause a lot of great rugged.
[01:50:59]  I mean, don't you understand that this contradiction that is anonymous, this contradiction is nothing more than an apparatus that's helping to perpetuate totalitarianism?
[01:51:11]  I mean, the whole reason why we have all these potential internet legislation, this internet regulation legislation, is because of anonymous and its ridiculous, stupid hacktivism for no fucking reason.
[01:51:24]  All right?
[01:51:25]  The whole reason why we're going to potentially have totalitarianism in a goddamn police state is because of these ridiculous, disgusting, pathetic assholes that want to insist upon causing chaos for the sake of doing it because they have no fucking life.
[01:51:39]  All right?
[01:51:40]  This is it right here.
[01:51:41]  This is it.
[01:51:46]  So let me tell you something right now.
[01:51:48]  Let me tell you, I am not going to sit here and be down with communists.
[01:51:52]  Anybody who's down with communism, as far as I'm concerned, is the enemy.
[01:51:57]  And we at the Capitalist Army have declared war upon you.
[01:52:03]  646-652-4869 is the number to call.
[01:52:07]  831, what do you think about anonymous?
[01:52:10]  My cat, baby.
[01:52:12]  My cat.
[01:52:13]  I'm just going to understand it, baby.
[01:52:15]  My kid.
[01:52:15]  Yeah, real funny asshole.
[01:52:17]  425, what do you think about anonymous?
[01:52:22]  I ain't saying shit.
[01:52:23]  248, what do you think about anonymous?
[01:52:26]  Hey, ghost, I got something to say about anonymous.
[01:52:30]  Also, I'd like to add that you're a fucking homophobic racist prick from Texas.
[01:52:38]  Can you do something for me, 248?
[01:52:40]  Can you say she sells seashells by the seashore?
[01:52:44]  Can you say that for us?
[01:52:46]  She sells she sells down by the seashore.
[01:52:50]  All right, go ahead, you lispy little bastard.
[01:52:53]  All right, go ahead and say whatever you're going to say there, you speech impediment fuck.
[01:52:57]  I'm from Chicago.
[01:52:58]  I'm from fucking Chicago.
[01:53:00]  That's why I think.
[01:53:00]  Yeah, right.
[01:53:01]  I know a cleft palette when I hear one, for Christ's sake.
[01:53:04]  You're a goddamn birth defect.
[01:53:06]  Now, go ahead and get to your point there, you cleft pallet, lispy prick.
[01:53:09]  You're a fucking homophobic racist.
[01:53:12]  And that's coming from a fucking my dad is black, my mom is white, and I'm bisexual.
[01:53:19]  So that's coming from me.
[01:53:20]  Oh, geez.
[01:53:23]  I mean, you're just running the gambit there, huh, boy?
[01:53:26]  I guess the reason you got Clef Pal is not necessarily because it's a birth defect, because you're servicing too many glory holes, huh?
[01:53:33]  You wouldn't let go of that goddamn pacifier, you know?
[01:53:36]  You wouldn't stop sucking on the noonie.
[01:53:38]  Oh, there, 248, huh?
[01:53:41]  You're a fucking homophobic racist.
[01:53:44]  I'm not a racist, and I'm not homophobic either, but go ahead.
[01:53:48]  What else you want me to say?
[01:53:50]  I know.
[01:53:51]  I hear you're wiping away your drool.
[01:53:53]  I mean, that goddamn overbite must be protruding very badly, for Christ's sake.
[01:53:56]  I mean, haven't you ever thought about getting surgery for that son of a bitch?
[01:53:59]  Oh, goddamn over, bite.
[01:54:01]  What are you talking about?
[01:54:02]  Come on.
[01:54:03]  Come on.
[01:54:03]  We can hear it every time you say the word S. All right, go ahead and say S. Go like that.
[01:54:13]  Say it one more time.
[01:54:14]  S. Ash.
[01:54:17]  Say it again.
[01:54:18]  S. Why the fuck do you keep having me say that?
[01:54:24]  Woo!
[01:54:25]  Man, I'm telling you, well, the reason I'm telling you this, sir, is because you're talking garbage to me, and I'm just basically saying you're calling me a racist.
[01:54:33]  You're calling me a homophobe.
[01:54:34]  I'm calling you a mumbling, stumbling, overbite-heaving, lispy bastard.
[01:54:39]  And all I'm asking you to do is say the word S.
[01:54:43]  And what I'm trying to do is hopefully get you out of your list, for Christ's sake.
[01:54:46]  I'm trying to provide you with service.
[01:54:48]  I'm doing what public education didn't do for your ass, all right?
[01:54:54]  All right, I shook.
[01:54:57]  Ghost, can you please do me a favor?
[01:54:59]  Can you please put a shotgun in your mouth and blow your brains out, you fucking Texas inbred piece of shit?
[01:55:06]  Say that again.
[01:55:07]  I'm a Texas what?
[01:55:09]  Say it again?
[01:55:10]  You're a Texas, you're a Texan piece of shit, Ghost.
[01:55:16]  Oh, my God.
[01:55:17]  Let me tell you something, man.
[01:55:18]  You know, we've got to have you on as like a regular man.
[01:55:21]  I mean, you've got one of the dumbest half-at-tarred lispy sounds on your goddamn voice, for Christ's sake.
[01:55:27]  I mean, it is just, it's hilarious.
[01:55:29]  I mean, hold on, let me lift chat room martial law.
[01:55:32]  Everybody is just laughing their asses off at you, man.
[01:55:35]  I mean, look at everybody here.
[01:55:37]  Can you say S for us again?
[01:55:39]  Like, S. Ash.
[01:55:44]  It sounds like you're about to roll your S like you're a goddamn Mexican.
[01:55:48]  Like, you say you're not a racist, but you're making fun of Mexicans right there.
[01:55:55]  I'm not making fun of Mexicans.
[01:55:57]  I'm saying what Mexicans do.
[01:55:59]  Mexicans predominantly roll their R's like, La Tar!
[01:56:06]  No tingo!
[01:56:09]  La talamundo!
[01:56:10]  La talamede!
[01:56:13]  All right, I don't understand how that's racist.
[01:56:15]  They roll their goddamn R's.
[01:56:16]  You're rolling a freaking S because you're a goddamn lispy little self.
[01:56:19]  That's all I'm saying.
[01:56:22]  I ghost, I got plenty of Mexican friends, and none of them sound like that.

=== Protesting Idiots and Buttons (05:01) ===

[01:56:27]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[01:56:28]  You don't got no Mexican friends, for Christ's sake.
[01:56:30]  I mean, who in the hell would want to listen to some lispy corn holyo-sounding bastard like you're to get this idiotic?
[01:56:36]  I've had him on enough.
[01:56:37]  Get him off, for Christ's sake.
[01:56:40]  Jesus Christ, some idiot who rolls his S.
[01:56:43]  I mean, how far is that goddamn overbite when you're fucking rolling your asses?
[01:56:49]  Huh?
[01:56:49]  Asses.
[01:56:52]  Oh, my God.
[01:56:55]  Anyway, let me continue going.
[01:56:56]  646-652-4869.
[01:56:59]  We're supposed to be talking about Anonymous threatening to erase the NYSC.
[01:57:03]  I'm calling them the leftists that they are.
[01:57:05]  I want to hear what you have to say about it.
[01:57:07]  Area code 347.
[01:57:09]  What do you think about Anonymous?
[01:57:10]  Hey, ghost.
[01:57:11]  How are you?
[01:57:12]  How's it going?
[01:57:13]  So I'm making the Ghost Android app for your hands.
[01:57:18]  Watch, Jake.
[01:57:19]  You shake your phone, your Android phone, and then you hear your hands.
[01:57:24]  Well, Jesus Christ, I'm very proud of you, for Christ's sake.
[01:57:27]  I mean, you know, what are you trying to do with that?
[01:57:30]  I'm going to put it on the Android marketplace, and so all your fans around the world can download the app.
[01:57:37]  Oh, well, good.
[01:57:38]  I'm very proud of you.
[01:57:39]  All right.
[01:57:40]  Who else we got?
[01:57:41]  413, what's up?
[01:57:43]  What do you think about Anonymous?
[01:57:44]  How are you doing, Ghost?
[01:57:46]  I'm not doing too bad, other than the fact that the world's turning to dog shit, but other than that, I'm alright.
[01:57:52]  I'm really not worried about anything Anonymous says.
[01:57:55]  I don't even think they know what they're talking about.
[01:57:57]  I don't even think they know what that means.
[01:57:59]  They don't know what they're talking about.
[01:58:01]  I mean, what is going on at Anonymous out here?
[01:58:03]  I mean, what is this crap?
[01:58:05]  I mean, they're turning into leftist commies, for Christ's sake.
[01:58:09]  I don't know.
[01:58:09]  I think they pretty much always were.
[01:58:12]  I don't really know.
[01:58:13]  Pretty much.
[01:58:16]  I mean, don't these idiots know that it's the government that's corrupting everything?
[01:58:20]  I mean, it was the government that gave Wall Street the bailouts.
[01:58:24]  I mean, Wall Street didn't just go up into the Washington, D.C. halls and say, Yeah, we're going to come in and start taking out the taxpayer money, and you ain't going to do a goddamn thing about it.
[01:58:33]  No, absolutely not.
[01:58:35]  The government gave Wall Street our tax dollars.
[01:58:39]  All right?
[01:58:39]  I mean, it was the government that gave out stimulus package two.
[01:58:43]  That was nothing more than an open raid on the American tax system by those that donated to the campaign contribution accounts of the liberal regime.
[01:58:51]  I mean, you know, it's all there is to it, man.
[01:58:54]  The reason, I'll tell you the reason why they're doing it on Wall Street is because thousands and thousands and thousands of people walk by.
[01:59:01]  They're going to get seen.
[01:59:03]  There's going to be people with cameras.
[01:59:04]  They're going to be all over the place.
[01:59:06]  They're not going to do it.
[01:59:07]  They're not going to bother the government because I guess in their heads they'll think, oh, you know, we will get on YouTube or something.
[01:59:15]  I don't know what they think, but it's all attention.
[01:59:17]  It's all attention.
[01:59:20]  It's obvious that it's all attention there, 413.
[01:59:22]  I mean, that's all it comes down to.
[01:59:24]  I mean, I have said that the idiots that are out here camping out for three weeks in front of Wall Street are losers.
[01:59:30]  These are people that basically maxed out their credit cards.
[01:59:34]  They got defaulted on a secured loan.
[01:59:38]  They still owe thousands of dollars on a college degree.
[01:59:42]  And now they're pissing and moaning.
[01:59:43]  Now they're pissing and moaning at the wrong people.
[01:59:46]  Wall Street is just a benefactor of what the government has done.
[01:59:50]  It's this despicable, disgusting, bureaucratic government that has allowed this disgusting discrepancy in wealth to happen.
[01:59:58]  I mean, I just don't understand why these assholes aren't blaming the government, but it makes perfect sense.
[02:00:05]  It makes perfect sense.
[02:00:06]  I mean, look who in the hell is actually out here protesting with these idiots, huh?
[02:00:12]  Look who's protesting with these idiots.
[02:00:15]  Michael Moore, Susan Sarandon.
[02:00:18]  I mean, all these people that ran the campaign of Barack Obama.
[02:00:23]  Huh?
[02:00:24]  These are the people that ran the campaign of Barack Obama.
[02:00:27]  They're out there protesting with these disgusting, disgraceful bastards.
[02:00:32]  So, of course, of course, they're not going to go after the government.
[02:00:38]  Jesus Christ.
[02:00:41]  Anyway, 413, man, I appreciate you calling up, man.
[02:00:45]  Keep thinking how you're thinking.
[02:00:46]  You can tell that you're not thinking along the same lines as these regurgitating, stumbling, mumbling sentence fragments, spitting jerks out here.
[02:00:54]  So keep your head up there, 413.
[02:00:56]  Good call.
[02:00:57]  Anyway, we are now in the third and final hour of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
[02:01:03]  And of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
[02:01:08]  And once again, folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
[02:01:12]  Before we get into anything else, I'd like for everybody to please retweet the broadcast.
[02:01:17]  All right, go to the social networks, go to the forums, go to the blogs, and spread it around like wildfire and let everybody know that True Capitalist Radio is in effect and in the House.

=== Chinese Government Policy Dictation (08:33) ===

[02:01:29]  Moreover, we got all kinds of little buttons underneath the player right there.
[02:01:33]  We've got to retweet this button.
[02:01:35]  We got a Facebook like button.
[02:01:36]  We've got to share this button.
[02:01:38]  Use and abuse those buttons, baby.
[02:01:41]  It's just a freaking click, for Christ's sake.
[02:01:44]  It's just a freaking click.
[02:01:48]  Anyway, folks, we're already running out of time here.
[02:01:51]  Let me move on to something else.
[02:01:52]  I'd like to spend some more time on Anonymous and Occupy Wall Street, but I mean, we dedicated last show to it, and of course, nobody called in defining the intellectual curiosity or the intellectual foundation behind this stupid protest.
[02:02:05]  And of course, today, nobody's calling in defining the intellectual foundation here again.
[02:02:10]  So, of course, once again, I am to assume what they are politically based upon the propaganda put forth by these disgusting individuals, and all of it is leftism.
[02:02:20]  All of it is socialism, and us capitalists aren't going to sit here and stand for it much longer.
[02:02:26]  Us capitalists are not going to stand for it much longer, you stupid, sorry sacks of milky-looking crap.
[02:02:33]  You know it and I know it, boy.
[02:02:35]  You know it and I know it.
[02:02:36]  Anyway, let me move on to another subject matter, folks.
[02:02:39]  Let me talk a little bit about China a little bit because China is warning the U.S.
[02:02:45]  Yeah, yeah, they're actually warning the U.S. that if they pass this, what the hell is this thing called?
[02:02:52]  The Currency Exchange Rate Oversight Reform Act of 2011.
[02:02:59]  China is warning that if they pass this act, that they are going to implement a trade war on the United States.
[02:03:07]  That's right.
[02:03:08]  You've got the Chinese government basically trying to dictate our own policy.
[02:03:13]  Moreover, this little bill called, I mean, it's a real long bill, you know how these bills are, the Currency Exchange Rate Oversight Reform Act of 2011, this little bill is actually put forth in Congress to force, to force the Chinese government to do something with its own economic situation there.
[02:03:34]  I mean, that's what this bill is.
[02:03:36]  It's to force China to basically gain some value in its currency, moreover, opening its borders to more and more American trade.
[02:03:47]  And they are going to force the Chinese government to do this by threatening tariffs on Chinese imports in America.
[02:03:55]  That's right.
[02:03:56]  I mean, you know, in this bill, if goddamn China, you know, doesn't reform itself like it's defined in this bill, well, by God, I mean, we are going to throw tariffs on China.
[02:04:08]  So what does that mean?
[02:04:09]  That means we're not going to have very many goods out here if this bill is put forth.
[02:04:13]  And China's going to say, hey, I know that we produce your little widgets that all your stupid people like, like the iPads and iPhones and all this other nonsense.
[02:04:23]  We're just going to not produce them for you anymore.
[02:04:25]  And that's what China's threatening, for Christ's sake.
[02:04:28]  I mean, this is a very scary situation out here.
[02:04:31]  Very scary situation.
[02:04:35]  And I'm telling you, I don't know what the hell's going to happen.
[02:04:37]  I don't know what the hell is going to happen, but this is the last thing that we need, given the fact that we've got a world going into disorder, given the fact that we've got a bunch of ignorant people on Wall Street that are blaming the wrong people for their own stupid, pissant lives.
[02:04:49]  They need to be looking at the mirror and looking at themselves for Christ's sake and understanding that it was their stupid, imbecilic decision-making that put them in the predicament that they're in for Christ's sake.
[02:05:00]  But once again, China threatening a trade war with America if they pass this ridiculous bill called the Currency Exchange Rate Oversight Reform Act of 2011.
[02:05:12]  And let me tell you something right now.
[02:05:13]  These Chinese ain't messing around for Christ's sake.
[02:05:15]  I mean, they sound serious.
[02:05:17]  I mean, they're already pissed off about the Taiwanese arms deal when we, what was this, two weeks ago when we sold Taiwan, all these F-16s and all these military armaments for Christ's sake.
[02:05:28]  I mean, China's already pissed off about that for Christ's sake.
[02:05:32]  They're pissed off about that now.
[02:05:34]  They're threatening trade wars.
[02:05:37]  Jesus Christ.
[02:05:40]  Anyway, before we get into anything else, you know as well as I, I have to, because Blog Talk Radio is broadcasted in the country of China, I am forced to give a rebuttal of any criticism that I give to the Chinese government.
[02:05:57]  I am forced to give a rebuttal by a representative of the communist government of China.
[02:06:04]  And this is, I have to do this, folks.
[02:06:06]  I'm sorry.
[02:06:07]  So, without any further ado, folks, do we got him on, engineer?
[02:06:15]  All right, well, apparently, we've got him on the horn.
[02:06:17]  So without any further ado, Mr. Fortune Cookie, are you there, sir?
[02:06:36]  Office of the Communist Government in China!
[02:06:39]  Let me tell you, America motherfucker, something.
[02:06:42]  You can't tell us what to do with our economy, motherfucker.
[02:06:46]  You can't tell us what to do with our economy, you stupid American motherfucker.
[02:06:50]  We own your country.
[02:06:52]  We own your people.
[02:06:54]  We own your country.
[02:06:56]  We own your people, motherfucker.
[02:06:58]  You sit here and talk garbage about the communist government of China.
[02:07:03]  You Americans have no rights no more.
[02:07:05]  We own your country, motherfucker.
[02:07:07]  We own you, motherfucker.
[02:07:10]  And there's nothing you can do about it.
[02:07:12]  We own all your debt.
[02:07:13]  Everything that you motherfucker buy, we produce, motherfucker.
[02:07:17]  We produce the motherfucker.
[02:07:21]  That iPhone that you like, my uncle built that iPhone, motherfucker.
[02:07:25]  The iPad that you motherfucker do, my uncle built that.
[02:07:32]  So all you motherfucker out there talking garbage about communist government of China, you stick a chopstick up your asshole, motherfucker.
[02:07:49]  All you people sitting there talking garbage about communist government of China, we stick a ginsu knife up your asshole.
[02:07:58]  Motherfucker.
[02:08:02]  And for all you people ask yourself why we do what we do, you want to know why we do what we do, motherfucker?
[02:08:10]  We do it for Chairman Man.
[02:08:39]  Oh, no.
[02:08:42]  My stomach hurt.
[02:08:43]  Oh, no.
[02:08:46]  Oh, my stomach.
[02:08:47]  Oh, no.
[02:09:06]  I got nothing else to say.
[02:09:09]  Oh, my stomach.
[02:09:10]  Oh no!
[02:09:33]  Bad Eggroll, motherfucker.
[02:09:42]  I got nothing else to say.
[02:09:45]  I am Mr. Fortune Cookie.
[02:09:48]  Thank you very much.
[02:09:52]  All right.
[02:09:53]  Yeah, get him off, Benji.
[02:09:55]  Get him off for Christ's sake.
[02:09:59]  I mean, did you hear him, folks?
[02:10:00]  Did you hear Mr. Fortune Cookie out there?

=== Stevie Asshole Windpipe Sounds (02:38) ===

[02:10:02]  He's basically telling you how it is.
[02:10:04]  He's saying that he doesn't care that he owns America, that the Chinese government owns America, and how dare we sit here and try to dictate the economic policies of the communist government of China, for Christ's sake.
[02:10:16]  You heard him.
[02:10:17]  You heard this son of a bitch.
[02:10:20]  You heard him yourself.
[02:10:23]  You heard it straight from the bowl of rice himself.
[02:10:25]  So don't sit over here and look all cross-eyed at me for Christ's sake, all right?
[02:10:31]  Jesus Christ.
[02:10:34]  Anyway, 646-652-4869 is the number to call.
[02:10:38]  I want to hear what you got to say.
[02:10:39]  What do you think about China over here trying to flex nuts?
[02:10:42]  Yeah.
[02:10:43]  China sitting over here trying to flex nuts at the United States.
[02:10:46]  I want to hear what you got to say about it.
[02:10:48]  All right.
[02:10:48]  Area code 423.
[02:10:49]  What do you think about China trying to flex nuts?
[02:10:51]  There's a lot of people who are afraid to pull out the ABT card.
[02:10:54]  I'm not afraid.
[02:10:55]  I'm not afraid to pull out my ABT card.
[02:10:58]  If I'm hungry, I'm swiping this card.
[02:11:00]  I'm swiping it.
[02:11:01]  Yeah, well, you know what?
[02:11:02]  You deserve to get your ass rolled by capitalists.
[02:11:05]  That's what you deserve, you stupid, ungrateful.
[02:11:07]  I can hear the fatnet idiot's windpipe.
[02:11:09]  Did y'all hear him?
[02:11:10]  Did y'all hear the fatnet idiot's windpipe for Christ's sake?
[02:11:14]  Yeah, I'm hungry.
[02:11:16]  Man, I'm going to slide my car.
[02:11:18]  I'm going to slide my car, man.
[02:11:20]  I'm hungry.
[02:11:20]  I'm going to give you a shut up.
[02:11:22]  Shut up.
[02:11:26]  We're supposed to be talking about how the communist government of China is threatening a trade war with the United States of America.
[02:11:32]  And I want to hear what you idiots have to say about it.
[02:11:36]  Area code 508, what do you guys think about China?
[02:11:40]  Hello.
[02:11:41]  I'm looking at your dox holder over here.
[02:11:43]  It's so good.
[02:11:45]  Look at that.
[02:11:46]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[02:11:47]  What are you?
[02:11:47]  What do you got that stupid Optimus Prime mask on for Christ's sake?
[02:11:51]  Is that what you're doing?
[02:11:52]  Huh?
[02:11:52]  You put the Optimus Prime mask on to disguise your voice to make it sound like you got a lower pair of nuts than you actually do?
[02:11:58]  Huh?
[02:11:58]  You may think you're stronger, but my nuts hang much longer.
[02:12:06]  Much longer and longer.
[02:12:09]  Amen.
[02:12:10]  Yeah!
[02:12:14]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[02:12:15]  Come on.
[02:12:16]  Who else do we got going on over here?
[02:12:18]  847, what's up?
[02:12:19]  What do you think about China?
[02:12:22]  Why weren't you at the last clad meeting, Chomsky?
[02:12:25]  Here we go again, Chomsky here.
[02:12:27]  I'm Robert Chomsky.
[02:12:28]  What am I now again?
[02:12:30]  Johnny Conquest is what I am now, right?
[02:12:33]  I'm Johnny Conquest.
[02:12:36]  I mean, you people are idiots.
[02:12:38]  You know, and no, I'm not Stevie B, asshole.

=== New Avatar Graphics Artists (08:07) ===

[02:12:41]  All right?
[02:12:41]  Stevie B, speaking of Stevie B, that asshole got arrested a couple of days ago on a stage in Las Vegas for Chaltzapote.
[02:12:49]  If y'all know, remember Stevie B?
[02:12:52]  He's that guy that sang that song.
[02:12:55]  Because I love you, and I'll do anything.
[02:13:03]  Girl, won't you please come on in?
[02:13:08]  Because I love you.
[02:13:13]  I'll be right by your side to be alive, to be your guy.
[02:13:22]  I'm not that guy, all right?
[02:13:23]  I'm not Stevie B. All right?
[02:13:26]  But anyway, I'm not John Madden either.
[02:13:29]  I'm not Johnny Brennan.
[02:13:30]  All right?
[02:13:30]  Give me a goddamn break, man.
[02:13:32]  I know you idiots think that, oh, look, look, I found where the image that he uses as an avatar is from.
[02:13:39]  Let me tell you something about that image, all right?
[02:13:41]  Let me tell you something about it.
[02:13:43]  First and foremost, before I started broadcasting, I used to actually voice chat for a good period of time.
[02:13:50]  All right?
[02:13:51]  I used to be in Yahoo voice chat under the names American Fundamentalists of Most Hated.
[02:13:59]  What else did I use in Yahoo?
[02:14:00]  I used a couple of names out there.
[02:14:03]  Anyway, I decided that Yahoo Chat just got way too much damn troub too many spammers back in like 2002, 2003.
[02:14:12]  Then came PAL Talk, which a lot of the people that are listening to me now, whenever I host a voice chat event, that's where I host it.
[02:14:19]  I hosted a PAL Talk because from 2003, 2004, 2005, 2006, all the way to about 2007, 2008, I was actually out there talking on Pal Talk.
[02:14:30]  And you can actually still go out there and go into any of the rooms, you know, the political, what does it call?
[02:14:37]  The political halfway room and the NFL 2 room.
[02:14:40]  You can basically go into any one of those rooms, and those idiots are going to know who I am.
[02:14:45]  On Pal Talk, I chat under the name OG underscore ghost.
[02:14:51]  Now, the problem is, is that I didn't ever have any kind of picture on my profile.
[02:14:58]  I never put any kind of picture on my profile.
[02:15:02]  I put a description there, but most people like to see a picture on the profile.
[02:15:06]  So, one night I decided that I was going to utilize something as my avatar and decided to do a Google image search for something nice, something cool, something a little Texan, something a little badass, something with a little balls in it.
[02:15:21]  You know what I'm saying?
[02:15:22]  And lo and behold, I put Skull and Bones Texas, and out comes this image for Christ's sake, and I started using it at Pal Talk, believe it or not.
[02:15:32]  Started using out at Pal Talk, and before you know it, I was actually approached by some of the people here at Blog Talk Radio.
[02:15:41]  They had actually heard about me via a whole bunch of different channels.
[02:15:46]  And lo and behold, they invited me over here to actually do a broadcast.
[02:15:51]  I thought that was very kind of Blog Talk Radio, so I came over here and took that avatar with me.
[02:15:57]  Now, lo and behold, I'm barely getting notice right now.
[02:16:00]  People are private messaging me up saying, yeah, we found the image.
[02:16:05]  It's Third Coast Music Network or some kind of crap like that.
[02:16:09]  I don't know.
[02:16:09]  I don't care.
[02:16:10]  All right?
[02:16:11]  I don't care.
[02:16:14]  All right, but now that these idiots out here are probably emailing these pricks and so on and so forth, I may have to just go out and do something else.
[02:16:24]  I may have to get a new avatar because these assholes and their disgusting, despicable asses want to sit over here and we found it.
[02:16:35]  We found it.
[02:16:37]  Jesus Christ.
[02:16:40]  All right.
[02:16:41]  The bottom line is this.
[02:16:43]  The bottom line is this.
[02:16:44]  If people are that concerned about the avatar, I'll tell you what we're going to do.
[02:16:50]  I will, any of you goddamn little graphics artists that are out there, all right?
[02:16:57]  Any of you graphics artists that are out there that have some skills that want to go out and create a new avatar, because I may have to pull this down because these stupid jerk dicks are out here saying, hey, look, we found it.
[02:17:11]  That's why I've never put out any t-shirts.
[02:17:14]  You know, that's why I've never put down any, you know, any kind of garb or anything related to that avatar because I knew I found it on the internet.
[02:17:22]  All right.
[02:17:24]  So I tell you what, all you graphics artists, you go out and make the new avatar for the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
[02:17:33]  All right?
[02:17:34]  And get this.
[02:17:35]  Anybody who makes the new official avatar for the True Capitalist Radio broadcast, I'm going to put it on some shirts.
[02:17:43]  I'm going to put it on goddamn everything, and I'll split the cost.
[02:17:47]  I'll split the profits, baby.
[02:17:48]  I will split the profits 50, 50.
[02:17:52]  All right?
[02:17:53]  How about that?
[02:17:54]  How about that?
[02:17:55]  I'm going to start jobs, baby.
[02:17:56]  That's what I'm going to do.
[02:17:57]  I'm going to create jobs out of True Capitalist Radio.
[02:17:59]  How about that?
[02:18:00]  I'm going to create jobs.
[02:18:01]  If you're a graphics artist, and if you're somebody who knows that, hey, I've got the skills to pay the bills, I'm going to redo this damn true capitalist radio show graphic, the new true capitalist radio show avatar.
[02:18:14]  I guarantee you, you do it, and I like it, and I use it.
[02:18:18]  I give you 50%.
[02:18:20]  50%, all right?
[02:18:22]  50%, and I'll put it on shirts.
[02:18:24]  I'll put it on freaking mugs.
[02:18:26]  I'll put it on freaking everything for Christ's sake.
[02:18:29]  Because, look, I don't really care about making money off of this goddamn radio show.
[02:18:33]  You understand?
[02:18:34]  I don't care.
[02:18:36]  I'm doing this to spread capitalism, for Christ's sake.
[02:18:39]  And, of course, you know, because I doxed a few people that were trying to dox me, they're getting a little pissed off about it.
[02:18:44]  They're trying to, hey, look, I found the graphic.
[02:18:48]  And look, his name is Johnny Conquest.
[02:18:52]  Shut up.
[02:18:55]  Shut your stupid mouth.
[02:18:59]  All right, so once again, all right, 50-50, anybody who comes up with the new avatar for the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
[02:19:07]  Y'all hear me?
[02:19:08]  Y'all hear me?
[02:19:09]  I'm not joking.
[02:19:10]  All right, and you know my Twitter account, all right?
[02:19:13]  You know my Twitter account, Ghost Politics, baby.
[02:19:16]  I'm not joking, man.
[02:19:17]  I'm not kidding.
[02:19:19]  The sooner you make the new avatar, the sooner you're going to start making some freaking money, all right?
[02:19:27]  Woo!
[02:19:28]  And let me tell you, the idea that I have for the avatar for the True Capitalist Radio broadcast is something similar to what we have now.
[02:19:36]  But, of course, I've got to get rid of it because these idiots are sitting over here saying, hey, look, we found it.
[02:19:42]  Ying, yin, yin, yang.
[02:19:45]  And I'm sure now I'm going to have to take it down for Christ's sake, even though I haven't used this for any kind of profit basis whatsoever.
[02:19:51]  I've never sold a goddamn t-shirt.
[02:19:52]  I've never done any of this crap with this avatar.
[02:19:55]  But because these jerk dicks, you know, these idiots want to sit over here and talk garbage.
[02:20:00]  And now, look, we found it, Johnny Conquest, or whatever the hell they think I am.
[02:20:06]  Now, what are we going to have to do?
[02:20:07]  We're going to have to change.
[02:20:07]  Everybody can thank Celtic Brony for that.
[02:20:10]  Everybody thank Celtic Brony for us having to take the damn avatar down.
[02:20:13]  Thanks a lot, Celtic Brony, you stupid milky liquor.
[02:20:16]  All right?
[02:20:18]  I hope that you get these.
[02:20:24]  Anyway, 646-652-4869 is the number to call.
[02:20:29]  All right.
[02:20:29]  Once again, if you're a graphic artist, right now, I'm telling you right now, if you create a new avatar for the True Capitalist Radio broadcast, I'm telling you right now, you, my friend, are going to get 50% of the profits that we generate from selling the t-shirt.
[02:20:46]  And I don't even want to sell the t-shirt.

=== Eurasian Union and Putin (04:02) ===

[02:20:48]  I don't even want to sell crap.
[02:20:50]  But, you know, you can thank Celtic Brony for giving you a job because that's what happened.
[02:20:55]  All right?
[02:20:57]  That's what happened.
[02:20:58]  Now I'm going to be given jobs in America.
[02:21:00]  That's what I'm doing.
[02:21:00]  I'm going to be given jobs in America.
[02:21:02]  So all you graphics artists, all you graphics artists, you better come up with your best avatar to replace the avatar of the True Capitalist Radio Broadcast.
[02:21:13]  All right?
[02:21:15]  Anyway.
[02:21:17]  And the new avatar will probably be a lot cooler anyway.
[02:21:20]  Not only that, I'll probably make a little bit more than tip money on this broadcast, baby.
[02:21:25]  I'll probably take a look.
[02:21:26]  I'm probably going to actually profit now, baby.
[02:21:29]  I mean, this opens up a whole new door of all kinds of crap, baby.
[02:21:33]  So look, if you're serious, if you're a graphics artist, baby, you throw them goddamn images to me, 50-50, no BS, all right?
[02:21:42]  I will give you 50% of the profits, baby, all right?
[02:21:44]  And that's all there is to it.
[02:21:46]  And you better hurry up and do it before Christmas.
[02:21:48]  You know what I mean?
[02:21:49]  I mean, come on.
[02:21:51]  You better do it before Christmas so we can both make some serious capital.
[02:21:55]  You know what I mean?
[02:21:56]  So, you know, this Christmas you can very have a ho-ho-ho Christmas.
[02:22:03]  Anyway, let me move on, folks.
[02:22:04]  We're running out of time here because of these ass clowns in the chat room.
[02:22:08]  Vladimir Putin, we were talking about how China wants a trade war.
[02:22:12]  Well, look at Vladimir Putin, the Prime Minister of Russia.
[02:22:16]  He actually wants his own European Union.
[02:22:19]  Yeah, that's what Vladimir Putin is asking for.
[02:22:23]  He wants his own European Union, and he wants to call it the Eurasian Union.
[02:22:30]  The Eurasian Union.
[02:22:32]  So for all you anti-New World Order assholes that listen to Alex Jones because...
[02:22:38]  Oh, look, he's always on Russia Today.
[02:22:41]  And because he's interviewed by Russia today, Russia must be against the New World Order.
[02:22:47]  They must be against it.
[02:22:49]  Well, here we go.
[02:22:51]  Eurasian Union.
[02:22:52]  Eurasian Union.
[02:22:54]  Vladimir Putin, old Pootie Pooh, he wants it.
[02:22:57]  So, you know, put that in your stupid alternative media pipe and smoke it there, you stupid dumb Alex Jones worshipers.
[02:23:04]  Alex Jones, wrong again.
[02:23:07]  All right, because old Pootie Pooh wants his own European Union called the Eurasian Union, huh?
[02:23:15]  The Eurasian Union, for Christ's sake.
[02:23:20]  Oh, my God, Alex, you know, you're such an idiot.
[02:23:23]  You know that?
[02:23:24]  You don't even know your ass from your elbow, you little pot belly bastard.
[02:23:27]  And how the hell does Alex Jones get that pot belly bastard?
[02:23:30]  How does he afford to keep all those potbelly suits that he's got to pay for himself, huh?
[02:23:36]  He's doing it by selling fear.
[02:23:38]  All right, that's what he's doing.
[02:23:39]  He's doing it by selling fear.
[02:23:42]  So once again, Vladimir Putin, Prime Minister of Russia, old Pootie Pooh, actually wants to start his own EU-like block called the Eurasian Union, huh?
[02:23:53]  Isn't that great?
[02:23:55]  Oh, that's just great.
[02:23:58]  Anyway, last but not least, the EU presses for the United Nations for action against Bashar al-Assad.
[02:24:05]  I mean, isn't this a little late, asshole?
[02:24:09]  You know, isn't this a little late?
[02:24:11]  I mean, you know, we've been covering this disgusting, horrific crimes against humanity in Syria since February.
[02:24:20]  I mean, I've been talking about the thousands of people that have been slaughtered because Bashar al-Assad doesn't want to relinquish his goddamn totalitarian power over his people.
[02:24:32]  And because he doesn't want to stop being a totalitarian tyrant, well, people have to go out and get killed, huh?
[02:24:40]  People have to die.
[02:24:42]  Oh, oh, oh, let me tell you something, you sorry sacks of crap.

=== Breast Cancer Awareness Nonsense (12:39) ===

[02:24:51]  I've been saying this since February, that something should be done against this crimes against humanity that's happening in Syria.
[02:24:59]  I've said this time and time again.
[02:25:02]  Death!
[02:25:02]  Death!
[02:25:03]  Death to Bashar al-Assad!
[02:25:05]  Death of Bashar al-Assad, for Christ's sake, and any other totalitarian tyrant that's going to kill human life to sustain their own bureaucratic power.
[02:25:14]  Death to Bashar al-Assad, and that's all there is to it.
[02:25:19]  I've been saying this since February, and if you don't believe me, go back into the archive, blog talkradio.com/slash ghost, baby.
[02:25:30]  Death to Bashar al-Assad.
[02:25:34]  Anyway, let me move on to another subject matter, folks.
[02:25:36]  Did anybody hear Hank Williams Jr.?
[02:25:40]  You know what I'm talking about?
[02:25:41]  I'm talking about that asshole that comes on Monday night.
[02:25:43]  Oh, you're ready for some football.
[02:25:46]  It's Monday night.
[02:25:49]  Are you ready for some football?
[02:25:52]  It's Monday night.
[02:25:55]  That idiot, all right?
[02:25:56]  Well, anyway, Hank Williams Jr. basically put his proverbial foot in his mouth by getting on Fox and Fiends, which is the Fox News' morning show, and actually comparing Barack Obama to Hitler.
[02:26:14]  You know?
[02:26:14]  Yeah.
[02:26:16]  I mean, you know, what's wrong with you idiots that are in the entertainment industry?
[02:26:20]  You know, you're making all kinds of money in the entertainment industry.
[02:26:23]  Why don't you just shut your mouth and dance?
[02:26:26]  Sing and dance like you're supposed to.
[02:26:27]  Entertain me, you stupid, ungrateful pricks.
[02:26:30]  We don't care about your goddamn political perspective.
[02:26:33]  All right, you stupid moron.
[02:26:35]  Well, anyway, now Monday Night Football is basically canceling the old song that is encompassed, an audio signature for Monday Night Football because old Hank Williams Jr. decided to compare Obama to Hitler, huh?
[02:26:53]  That's just great.
[02:26:54]  Yeah, no kidding, a socialist to a fascist.
[02:26:57]  Somebody here in the chat room, the guy just said, yeah, great going there, Hank Williams, huh?
[02:27:02]  Anyway, he finally apologized today, but I'll tell you the song that he is singing.
[02:27:07]  He's singing, There's a tear in my beard because I'm crying for you, man.
[02:27:15]  You were all my lonely man.
[02:27:20]  Whatever the hell that stupid son of a bitch is.
[02:27:22]  I don't care, whatever.
[02:27:24]  The case is, folks, is that Hank Williams Jr. put his proverbial foot in his mouth comparing Obama to Hitler, and now he may not have a job.
[02:27:37]  He may not have a job.
[02:27:38]  I mean, what was the last thing that Hank Williams Jr. put out that anybody bought for Christ's sake, huh?
[02:27:44]  Anybody?
[02:27:45]  I mean, the last time I heard about Hank Williams Jr. is when he had that ridiculous accident.
[02:27:50]  Y'all remember this?
[02:27:51]  He had that ridiculous accident that turned his goddamn face into a mangled, disgusting version of itself.
[02:27:57]  That's why he's always wearing sunglasses.
[02:27:59]  He's got the Fu Man Chu for Christ's sake.
[02:28:01]  Y'all remember this?
[02:28:02]  Yeah, Hank Williams Jr., he fell down or something, hit his face, and mangled his face up or whatever the case may be.
[02:28:09]  That's the last time I ever heard of this son of a bitch, other than, oh, you're ready, boop, boop, boop, boop, boo, anyway.
[02:28:18]  I don't think we're going to be hearing that Monday night because he compared Obama to Hitler and it was stupid.
[02:28:23]  Now, secondly, I want to go off on this breast cancer awareness nonsense that we continue to be having shoved down our throats.
[02:28:32]  All right, now let me explain something.
[02:28:34]  I'm sitting down watching football on Sunday, right?
[02:28:38]  And I'm seeing all these over-testosterone-pumped athletes that are out there ready to just eat each other for Christ's sake, wearing pink.
[02:28:48]  Yeah, I look on the media, assholes are wearing pink shirts, assholes are wearing pink ties, assholes are wearing pink bracelets.
[02:28:58]  I mean, give me a freaking break with all this pink and all this nonsense.
[02:29:02]  I mean, let's be honest, all right, please.
[02:29:04]  Let's be honest.
[02:29:05]  This is the absolute pussification, the absolute pussification of the American male being implemented by the goddamn stupid nonprofit group Breast Cancer Awareness.
[02:29:17]  Now, let me explain something to you about this stupid, dumbass, ridiculous nonprofit organization.
[02:29:24]  All right?
[02:29:25]  I know as well as I, you've known people who have died of breast cancer.
[02:29:29]  It's a tragic, horrific disease.
[02:29:31]  It's one of the most disgusting afflictions to women out there.
[02:29:35]  Don't get me wrong.
[02:29:37]  I know people who have died from it, and I'm sure everybody out there knows somebody who's died from it.
[02:29:42]  But this whole pink nonsense is nothing more to not only is it pussifying, and then not only is it asserting the absolute pussification, the utter pussification of the American male, but on top of which it's putting this stupid organization on a pedestal that it doesn't need to be.
[02:30:01]  I mean, let's be honest.
[02:30:03]  I mean, how much money are we donating to these breast cancer nonprofits?
[02:30:08]  How much money are we spending on AIDS, nonprofits, all these stupid, dumb, philanthropy-based, ridiculous nonprofit organizations?
[02:30:18]  How much money is going into this crap, and how much of it actually goes into the research of curing this crap?
[02:30:25]  I'll tell you right now, I bet you it's not even 10%.
[02:30:29]  I bet you it's not even 10%.
[02:30:32]  I would even say it's probably not even 5%.
[02:30:35]  And let me tell you, I think it's a disgrace that these disgusting nonprofit organizations can sit here and emotionally suck the emotion out of everyone in America because, oh, look, we're all going to wear pink.
[02:30:49]  We're all going to buy pink shirts.
[02:30:51]  We're all going to buy pink shirts.
[02:30:52]  And we're all going to do this because it's national breast cancer awareness.
[02:30:57]  Nah.
[02:31:00]  I mean, what a joke.
[02:31:01]  You know that?
[02:31:02]  What a joke.
[02:31:03]  Let me tell you something right now.
[02:31:05]  If you want breast cancer awareness, why don't we all come together?
[02:31:10]  Why don't we all walk down to this nonprofit organization that is supposed to be, I don't know, researching the cure for this crap.
[02:31:18]  And why don't we demand that they come up with a cure or give us our fucking money back?
[02:31:23]  How about that?
[02:31:24]  Excuse my French.
[02:31:25]  How about we do that?
[02:31:26]  How about we go out there in front of the goddamn breast cancer awareness nonprofit organization and say, look, we want to see what kind of progress you have made in the realm of breast cancer.
[02:31:37]  And if you can't show us diddly, well, then give us our goddamn money back.
[02:31:41]  All right?
[02:31:42]  And I wipe my ass with anything that is pink, for Christ's sake.
[02:31:46]  The only people that should be wearing pink are very feminine females and little girls.
[02:31:51]  That's it.
[02:31:52]  That's the only people that should be wearing goddamn pink.
[02:31:54]  Anybody else, you're a fruit bowl.
[02:31:57]  You're an over-feminized, ridiculous, fruity-ass bastard that has been implemented the absolute pussification of America.
[02:32:07]  I mean, let's cure something.
[02:32:08]  How about that?
[02:32:09]  Let's cure something instead of supporting some nonprofit group that is exploiting the emotionalism out of whatever disease, whether it's breast cancer, whether it's AIDS, whether it's multiple sclerosis, whether it's muscular dystrophy, whatever the hell it is.
[02:32:26]  It doesn't matter.
[02:32:28]  Let's start curing crap.
[02:32:30]  Let's start curing stuff for Christ's sake.
[02:32:35]  Jesus Christ.
[02:32:37]  Anyway, last but not least, you know, slut walks.
[02:32:41]  You know, let me tell you something.
[02:32:42]  And I know we're a little over time here, but this has to be said.
[02:32:46]  This has to be said.
[02:32:48]  Look, you idiots that are, you know, congregating all over the country and, you know, basically having rallies dressed up as something that just walked out of a fucking strip club and are holding up picket signs and screaming, no means, no, no means, no, no, means, no, no, means, no.
[02:33:10]  I mean, this is just hideous.
[02:33:12]  This is ridiculous, and this is pathetic.
[02:33:15]  And let me tell you something.
[02:33:16]  I know these skankosauruses are out here protesting the fact that the cops are basically telling these skankosauruses, hey, maybe you shouldn't go in with your ass cheeks hanging out and your breast, you know, exposed to a club full of about 150 hard legs, huh?
[02:33:35]  Maybe you shouldn't do that.
[02:33:36]  Maybe it's not the best idea to go in half-naked in a sausage fest for Christ's sake.
[02:33:42]  You know what I'm saying?
[02:33:44]  But no, all of a sudden, it's sexist, right?
[02:33:47]  Oh, it's sexist for Christ's sake.
[02:33:49]  You know what?
[02:33:49]  There's nothing sexist.
[02:33:51]  You're a fucking filthy, disgusting slut bag, all right?
[02:33:54]  If you're showing off your tits, if you're showing off your ass, you are for sale, all right?
[02:34:00]  People should be throwing their money down on the table saying, hey, get on your knees and start servicing because that is what you are.
[02:34:08]  I mean, and you know who should be really pissed off about this?
[02:34:10]  The women that don't wear this crap.
[02:34:13]  You know, the women that don't sell their sexuality.
[02:34:16]  You know, the women that are being overlooked because, oh, they're not, you know, wearing that slutty shirt.
[02:34:23]  Or, oh, they're not wearing that slutty dress.
[02:34:26]  Or, oh, they're not sucking the balls out of the boss's schlong head.
[02:34:31]  You understand?
[02:34:32]  I mean, this is who it really hurts.
[02:34:33]  It really hurts these women that are actual women of skill, of substance.
[02:34:38]  You understand?
[02:34:39]  This is what this ridiculous slut walk and this whole idea of embracing being a dirty dishrag whore hurts for Christ's sake.
[02:34:47]  It actually hurts the women with thoughts.
[02:34:50]  The actual women that think.
[02:34:52]  The actual women that say, hey, wait a minute.
[02:34:54]  I mean, I thought the whole idea of feminism was for us not to be a man's whore.
[02:35:00]  You know, I thought that's what the whole idea of feminism was, was the fact that I wasn't supposed to be some slut whore.
[02:35:07]  But now the feminist movement has embraced the idea that, you know, every woman who dresses like, you know, something that just walked out of the goddamn ooh la la strip bar is supposed to be put on some goddamn pedestal for Christ's sake.
[02:35:21]  You know what I'm saying?
[02:35:22]  I mean, give me a goddamn break.
[02:35:24]  So look, if you're a filthy, disgusting slut that dresses in scantily clad clothing and, you know, God forbid something happens to you in a sexual accosted manner.
[02:35:38]  I mean, you know, it's like little Red Riding Hood, right?
[02:35:43]  I mean, come on.
[02:35:46]  You're a filthy slut, all right?
[02:35:48]  You're going to be treated like one, all right?
[02:35:50]  If you look like a whore, you dress like a whore, you talk like a whore, you're a filthy whore.
[02:35:55]  That's all there is to it.
[02:35:56]  You're a filthy, disgusting, salmon-smelling whore, all right?
[02:36:02]  You can always smell it on the hoes that's selling, all right?
[02:36:06]  So don't sit over here and give me this nonsense, all right?
[02:36:09]  All you skankosauruses that are out here showing your breastasis and showing your ass cheeks off, you're a filthy, disgusting slut.
[02:36:18]  That's what you are.
[02:36:19]  You know, and let me tell you something.
[02:36:20]  Guys, instead of sexually accosting these bitches, all right, instead of going out there and raping and assaulting these bitches, why don't you just call them the whores that they are?
[02:36:31]  I mean, straight up, just say, you filthy, disgusting bitch.
[02:36:34]  I can smell you from here.
[02:36:35]  You smell like a bad period, you filthy slut.
[02:36:39]  Straight up.
[02:36:40]  I mean, you really have to tell these bits, and not only men, women.
[02:36:44]  Women have to do this too.
[02:36:46]  I mean, you see these bitches walking down the freaking supermarket, showing their asses with freaking high heels and cleavage hanging out.
[02:36:53]  I mean, you know, it's your woman duty.
[02:36:56]  It's your woman duty to basically call this disgusting, filthy, camel toe, sporty piece of trash, calling her the filthy whore that she is.
[02:37:08]  All right?
[02:37:08]  And that's all there is to it.
[02:37:12]  I'm sick of these slut walks.
[02:37:14]  Let me tell you something.
[02:37:15]  You're lucky that you haven't done a slut walk here lately in Austin, Texas, because I would have to conjure up the spirit of Ike Turner and Gotina on these sluts, man.
[02:37:27]  Anyway, that's about enough.
[02:37:29]  I've had about enough of this.

=== Nose Bleeding Radio Graffiti (14:20) ===

[02:37:30]  Anyway, let's move on to everybody's favorite part of the broadcast.
[02:37:34]  And I'm talking about Real Graffiti.
[02:37:40]  That's right, folks.
[02:37:41]  I'm talking about everybody's favorite part of the broadcast, Radio Graffiti.
[02:37:45]  And this is your chance for you, the audience, to partake into the broadcast.
[02:37:50]  What you do is you give me a call, 646-652-4869 is the number to call.
[02:37:56]  And when I call on your area code or on your Skype name, you have exactly three to four seconds.
[02:38:02]  Exactly three to four seconds to say whatever it is that you have to say.
[02:38:06]  And, you know, that's how Radio Graffiti works for Christ's sake.
[02:38:12]  All right.
[02:38:12]  And once more, when I call on your goddamn area code or your Skype name, don't just sit there like a Helen Keller deaf mute.
[02:38:20]  All right?
[02:38:20]  Don't just sit there like some idiot that got their tongue taken out of their goddamn mouth hole.
[02:38:25]  All right?
[02:38:26]  Be prepared.
[02:38:27]  Say whatever you're going to say.
[02:38:28]  Get prepared.
[02:38:29]  Write it down.
[02:38:30]  Take a picture of it.
[02:38:30]  I don't care.
[02:38:33]  But let's take it from the top, shall we?
[02:38:35]  We got 847, radio graffiti.
[02:38:39]  Jew.
[02:38:41]  I'm not a Jew, asshole.
[02:38:42]  Matt Cook, Radio Graffiti.
[02:38:45]  How many remixes?
[02:38:47]  Remixes, Christmas.
[02:38:49]  How many remixes?
[02:38:50]  How many remixes?
[02:38:52]  How many damn asshole, for Christ's sake?
[02:38:54]  I mean, no kidding, man.
[02:38:56]  No kidding.
[02:38:57]  How many remixes are out there for Christ's sake?
[02:39:00]  How many remixes?
[02:39:03]  You silly pieces of crap.
[02:39:06]  Tango whiskey, radio graffiti.
[02:39:09]  My god, it's break in, Rainbow Dash.
[02:39:14]  Woo!
[02:39:15]  Shut up, you stupid, sick brony bastard.
[02:39:17]  Spermy the cat, radio graffiti.
[02:39:24]  Okay, we can't even understand you, Spermi, alright?
[02:39:27]  Take whatever you have in your mouth, take it out, and then call back.
[02:39:29]  Carol Strong, radio graffiti.
[02:39:35]  And that is...
[02:39:37]  Stupid dumb brony.
[02:39:38]  Shut up.
[02:39:39]  Shut up and die.
[02:39:42]  Seems legit, radio graffiti.
[02:39:44]  How well, pop-up?
[02:39:47]  Who is this?
[02:39:52]  Your favorite.
[02:39:52]  What the hell?
[02:39:53]  It sounds like some horrific 1998 visual basic written voice modulator program.
[02:40:00]  That's what it sounds like.
[02:40:05]  Yeah, let me tell you something.
[02:40:06]  You know, get a better program for Christ's sake, all right?
[02:40:09]  I mean, seriously, I mean, you get a better program.
[02:40:12]  That sounds horrible.
[02:40:14]  Alpha Charlie, radio graffiti.
[02:40:17]  Melting pot of red ship.
[02:40:19]  Melt pot.
[02:40:21]  Melting pot of rent ship.
[02:40:23]  Yeah, real funny assholes, all right?
[02:40:25]  Enough with the goddamn remixes.
[02:40:27]  Texas Troll, radio graffiti.
[02:40:30]  I happen to have a 15-inch sausage in my anal passage.
[02:40:34]  All right?
[02:40:34]  Shove it up, your ass.
[02:40:36]  I never said that, you sick son of a bitch.
[02:40:38]  All right?
[02:40:39]  I mean, do you hear these people?
[02:40:40]  I mean, this is the kind of crap that I've got to put up with because I'm a capitalist and these disgusting, despicable socialist communist scumbags want the government to give them everything.
[02:40:48]  Their house, their job, their car, their girlfriend, for Christ's sake.
[02:40:55]  Jesus Christ.
[02:40:56]  Who else we got?
[02:40:56]  Area code 111, radio graffiti.
[02:40:59]  Hey, I talked to David Ludwig, and he said you weren't in the office.
[02:41:02]  Yeah, shove it up, your ass.
[02:41:04]  All right.
[02:41:04]  Give me a break.
[02:41:05]  All right?
[02:41:06]  Who the hell is David Ludwig anyway?
[02:41:09]  3-1 Radio Graffiti.
[02:41:15]  Here we go again with the goddamn remixes.
[02:41:18]  580, radio graffiti.
[02:41:20]  What can our ghost have a going?
[02:41:23]  What?
[02:41:25]  I said, how's it going?
[02:41:26]  Yeah, we can't even understand you.
[02:41:28]  903, radio graffiti.
[02:41:30]  Because I believe it's going into the goddamn bread line for a lump of bread that the government is getting.
[02:41:34]  Yeah, here we go again with the damn splicing, you stupid jerk dicks.
[02:41:38]  All right, 425, radio graffiti.
[02:41:41]  Shout out to Gamzy Makara.
[02:41:46]  Oh, there you are.
[02:41:46]  Horny the clown.
[02:41:47]  You should have just you should have just honked your horn for Christ's sake.
[02:41:51]  I didn't know it was Horny the Clown, for Christ's sake.
[02:41:54]  Three, four, seven, Radio Graffiti.
[02:42:10]  Assholes with these remixes, you're really starting to piss me off, you know?
[02:42:13]  I mean, the only reason that I sing those songs is so that you idiots can identify them, you know?
[02:42:19]  So that y'all can be like, oh, yeah, I remember that song, but no, you idiots are taking that, splicing it, putting it on a goddamn stupid soundtrack for Christ's sake.
[02:42:27]  Enough with the goddamn remixes.
[02:42:29]  Enough!
[02:42:33]  Stupid asshole.
[02:42:34]  636, radio graffiti.
[02:42:36]  Oh, Pinkie Pie.
[02:42:38]  Keep copying me.
[02:42:39]  Yeah.
[02:42:40]  Oh, you fucked this.
[02:42:41]  You stupid dumb Brody.
[02:42:42]  I hope you get cancer of the penis.
[02:42:44]  832, radio graffiti.
[02:42:47]  Pinkie pie.
[02:42:48]  Hello?
[02:42:49]  Oh, I have an idea for the profile picture.
[02:42:51]  Maybe we can.
[02:42:52]  No, no, nobody really cares.
[02:42:53]  All right.
[02:42:54]  I hope you're choking a bean and cheese, you stupid fruit bowl.
[02:42:57]  Exara Hawks, what's up?
[02:42:58]  I'll bring your graffiti.
[02:43:08]  Hey, Xara, you're pretty good on the damn piano, man.
[02:43:11]  I hope that you're actually doing some recitals or doing something with that, man.
[02:43:14]  That's pretty good.
[02:43:15]  Anyway, who else we got going on?
[02:43:16]  904, what's up?
[02:43:17]  Radio Graffiti.
[02:43:26]  Anders Breverick.
[02:43:28]  Stupid assholes, man.
[02:43:30]  Alright?
[02:43:30]  Enough!
[02:43:31]  Enough!
[02:43:32]  423 Radio Graffiti.
[02:44:02]  Jesus Christ!
[02:44:03]  Here, give me the mic!
[02:44:04]  Give me the graffiti!
[02:44:05]  Let me tell you something, you stupid scumbag!
[02:44:09]  You stop making these goddamn remixes about me, for Christ's sake!
[02:44:14]  My show is serious business!
[02:44:17]  My show is serious, goddamn business, for Christ's sake!
[02:44:26]  Jesus Christ, my nose is bleeding again!
[02:44:28]  God damn it!
[02:44:29]  My nose is bleeding again!
[02:44:31]  You're pissing me off so much!
[02:44:32]  My nose is Goddamn it!
[02:44:47]  Freaking nose is bleeding here!
[02:44:49]  My nose is bleeding!
[02:44:50]  God damn it!
[02:44:55]  Jesus Christ!
[02:45:06]  Jesus Christ!
[02:45:10]  God damn it!
[02:45:13]  Goddamn you!
[02:45:14]  Goddamn all of you!
[02:45:17]  Goddamn all of you!
[02:45:21]  God Jesus Christ!
[02:45:23]  Give me the mic!
[02:45:24]  Give me the goddamn mic for Christ's sake!
[02:45:26]  You're a goddamn shit.
[02:45:30]  Goddamn, I gotta do this with my goddamn nose beer.
[02:45:34]  I'm pinched for Christ's sake so I can stop the goddamn bleeding, you sorrow sack of crap.
[02:45:41]  I'm gonna continue doing goddamn radio graffiti.
[02:45:46]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[02:45:49]  Screw all of you assholes talking garbage about me, man.
[02:45:52]  My nose is bleeding for Christ's sake.
[02:46:03]  code 208, Radio Graffiti.
[02:46:12]  Stupid, silly bastard.
[02:46:13]  You're nothing.
[02:46:14]  You're not such stupid.
[02:46:16]  563, radio graffiti.
[02:46:19]  My bambi just dropped me off at the bowling alley.
[02:46:22]  I can't really hear you.
[02:46:24]  God damn it, this bowling alley bastard again.
[02:46:26]  Why did your goddamn mother drop you off in the goddamn bowling alley?
[02:46:29]  Huh?
[02:46:29]  She don't want to be with you?
[02:46:33]  So I don't know what she's doing there.
[02:46:36]  She's at TGI.
[02:46:36]  Of course she's at TGIS.
[02:46:38]  She's looking for Alabama Black Snake.
[02:46:40]  That's what the hell she's doing.
[02:46:41]  She's looking for Alabama Black Snake while dumping you off in the bowling alley for Christ's sake.
[02:46:46]  Jesus Christ.
[02:46:48]  Jeez.
[02:46:51]  I'm sorry, folks.
[02:46:52]  My nose is bleeding.
[02:46:52]  Dear man, my nose is goddamn bleeding.
[02:46:58]  Oh, man.
[02:47:00]  Erico 317, radio graffiti.
[02:47:04]  Ghost Eurasia Jude, pony faggot.
[02:47:07]  Yeah, you're real funny asshole, alright?
[02:47:09]  Real funny.
[02:47:10]  219, radio graffiti.
[02:47:12]  You have been exposed.
[02:47:13]  You're an NWO shill.
[02:47:15]  Fuck you, Texas.
[02:47:16]  Shut up.
[02:47:17]  I'm not no goddamn NWO shill, you silly bastard.
[02:47:20]  All right?
[02:47:21]  337, radio graffiti.
[02:47:25]  Yeah, shove it up your asshole, you dump, stupid, silly bastard.
[02:47:29]  508, radio goddamn graffiti.
[02:47:32]  Filthy pot of alcohol.
[02:47:34]  Filthy clamp alcohol.
[02:47:36]  Filthy pot of alcohol.
[02:47:38]  Filthy clamp alcohol.
[02:47:40]  Stupid, silly, goddamn bad.
[02:47:41]  I'm sick of tired of you goddamn idiots out here talking all this goddamn garlic, and I mean making a goddamn remix.
[02:47:48]  For Christ's sake.
[02:47:53]  Damn it, goddamn nose is bleeding like a goddamn faucet.
[02:47:57]  For Christ's sake, I'm warning all you assholes that are sitting out here making these goddamn YouTube videos about me, all these goddamn remixes.
[02:48:06]  I got two words, you freaking assholes.
[02:48:09]  Putative damages, that's all I gotta say.
[02:48:11]  Putative damages, ass clowns, face and defist that crap, you stupid.
[02:48:18]  Milk and liquor, all right, where are we here?
[02:48:22]  Where are we?
[02:48:22]  Where are we?
[02:48:23]  Goddamn engineering sacks.
[02:48:28]  All right, we're gonna kick a nigga going here.
[02:48:31]  All right six one, seven.
[02:48:32]  Radio graffiti.
[02:48:34]  Hey ghost, how does it?
[02:48:35]  How does uh David Lugwig hotfilling your app?
[02:48:38]  Who the hell is David Lugwick?
[02:48:40]  you stupid moron?
[02:48:41]  209, radio graffiti.
[02:48:43]  Ghost, ghost, do you have any ideas for the avatar?
[02:48:46]  What do you want added?
[02:48:47]  What do you want removed?
[02:48:49]  I just want it to look somewhat the same but better and more kick-ass with a little bit more pair of balls on it.
[02:48:54]  All right, then we'll go ahead and put it on some shirts.
[02:48:57]  50-50, baby.
[02:48:59]  Whoever creates it, and whoever I choose.
[02:49:02]  No BS, man, to try to do it before Christmas so we can make some goddamn money up in this son of a bitch.
[02:49:08]  817, radio graffiti.
[02:49:11]  Dude, this hot Texas weather is bullshit, but it makes some really good cocksucking weather.
[02:49:17]  Ah, Jesus Christ, you sick son of a bitch.
[02:49:19]  Take about 10 steps away from my freaking butt crack with that garbage.
[02:49:23]  614, Radio Graffiti.
[02:49:27]  I don't feel you still have to lie in the fourth floor.
[02:49:31]  Oh, my.
[02:49:33]  Jesus Christ, is this asshole calling me from the tub again, for Christ's sake?
[02:49:37]  Take a ten steps away from my freaking butt crack with that crap.
[02:49:41]  Why in the hell are you listening to me in the tub?
[02:49:44]  Why are you listening to me in the damn tub?
[02:49:49]  Jesus Christ.
[02:49:51]  219, Radio Graffiti.
[02:49:53]  Don't think we forgot about you backing out of meeting the ghetto ghost.
[02:49:56]  Now I'm coming down to Austin this week.
[02:49:58]  And if you don't.
[02:49:59]  I'll be here, asshole.
[02:50:00]  You come on down here.
[02:50:01]  I'm on 6th Street all the goddamn time.
[02:50:03]  You're coming down here to get your ass whooped.
[02:50:05]  David Duke, radio graffiti.
[02:50:11]  That sounds like you're trying to give me a blowjob.
[02:50:14]  508, radio graffiti.
[02:50:16]  Ghost, the way they say blowjob is just fucking hilarious.
[02:50:20]  Oh, well, that's great.
[02:50:21]  7-0-6, Radio Graffiti.
[02:50:25]  Let's finish our holiday cheer.
[02:50:27]  Get a wrap-up, get a wrap-up.
[02:50:30]  Stupid goddamn brony.
[02:50:32]  413, radio graffiti.
[02:50:34]  You ever notice that your nose bleeds like once a month?
[02:50:39]  No, because it bled two weeks ago, you stupid asshole.
[02:50:42]  305, radio graffiti.
[02:50:45]  Ghost, man, why are you such a goddamn racist?
[02:50:48]  I'm not a racist, for Christ's sake.
[02:50:50]  I'm a melting pot of friendship.
[02:50:53]  I'm a nice guy.
[02:50:56]  God damn all you assholes calling me a racist.
[02:51:02]  702, radio goddamn graffiti.
[02:51:08]  I am the quit fapping.
[02:51:10]  907 Radio Graffiti.
[02:51:12]  Shut up, you stupid splicing jerk.
[02:51:22]  513, radio graffiti.
[02:51:25]  Hey, I'm the engineer.
[02:51:29]  God damn it, stop talking garbage about the engineer.
[02:51:32]  What have I told all you ass lickers about that?
[02:51:34]  Huh?
[02:51:35]  What have I told all you ass pumpers about talking garbage about the engineer?
[02:51:39]  They're talking garbage about you, engineer.
[02:51:41]  God damn it!
[02:51:45]  Fuck you!
[02:51:47]  You heard him.

=== Eminem Family Fame Attempts (15:50) ===

[02:51:51]  Taylor the Tiger, radio graffiti.
[02:51:53]  The engineer is obviously a soundboard.
[02:51:57]  Jesus Christ, stop talking garbage about the engineer fruit bowl.
[02:52:00]  All right, stop talking garbage.
[02:52:02]  Who the hell else we got?
[02:52:03]  215 Radio Graffiti.
[02:52:15]  Man, is that Contra, for Christ's sake?
[02:52:17]  Was that Contra remix?
[02:52:19]  Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, BA, and start, man.
[02:52:22]  That's the bomb right there.
[02:52:23]  347, radio graffiti.
[02:52:25]  Yo, ghost, this is Mr. EBT, man.
[02:52:29]  This is Mr. EBT.
[02:52:30]  Yeah, this is Mr. EBT, man.
[02:52:33]  I see you going on Twitter.
[02:52:35]  I see you go on Twitter getting some fame off of me, man.
[02:52:38]  I ain't getting fame off of you for Christ's sake.
[02:52:40]  What are you talking about?
[02:52:42]  What the fuck?
[02:52:44]  What are you talking about?
[02:52:46]  I got 39,000 followers.
[02:52:48]  Of course, you're trying to get fame off of me, man.
[02:52:50]  Man, why am I going to get fame off of you?
[02:52:52]  All I'm going to get is a bunch of EBT recipient ghetto five pieces of garbage.
[02:52:55]  I don't want to win.
[02:52:57]  You see what you did there?
[02:52:58]  Now, that's racist, man.
[02:52:59]  That's racist.
[02:53:00]  Just because we're black, that means that we got to get EBT cards.
[02:53:04]  No, I know a whole bunch of people that are black that don't have EBT cards in the world.
[02:53:08]  No, a lot of black people out here in Austin would whoop your ass for collecting an EBT card.
[02:53:13]  Yeah, you don't know no black folks over there in Austin.
[02:53:16]  What are you doing?
[02:53:19]  I'm Mr. Black people.
[02:53:20]  What are you talking about?
[02:53:21]  I don't know anybody.
[02:53:22]  That's racist friends.
[02:53:23]  That's racist right there.
[02:53:25]  That's racist.
[02:53:26]  I mean, what do you?
[02:53:27]  I got my friend Tyrone.
[02:53:28]  You only call Tyrone on the horn.
[02:53:29]  I got my friend Tyrone on Speed Dial, for Christ's sake.
[02:53:33]  That's you, man.
[02:53:36]  I'm Mr. Black People.
[02:53:37]  I've been listening for three hours straight.
[02:53:39]  I've been listening for three hours straight.
[02:53:41]  First, you saw some Mexican there.
[02:53:43]  That's racist.
[02:53:44]  And then you start acting like a Chinese man.
[02:53:46]  What's wrong with you, man?
[02:53:48]  What are you talking about?
[02:53:49]  What are you talking about?
[02:53:50]  I'm a melting pot of friendship, sir.
[02:53:52]  I'm a melting pot of friendship.
[02:53:54]  For you to sit over there and call me a racist is a false indictment, for Christ's sake.
[02:53:58]  That's racist, man.
[02:54:00]  And second of all, man, I ain't on food stamps anymore.
[02:54:03]  But if you want to, I'll get on back on it.
[02:54:06]  I'll get back on it.
[02:54:09]  Are you admitting that you're a welfare fraud?
[02:54:11]  Is that what you're admitting right now?
[02:54:13]  I ain't no welfare fraud.
[02:54:15]  I live in the ghetto.
[02:54:16]  I live in the ghetto.
[02:54:18]  None of us is rich like you.
[02:54:20]  Hey, I'm not rich.
[02:54:21]  I'm not rich like you.
[02:54:21]  I'm not rich.
[02:54:22]  I'm wealthy, but I'm not.
[02:54:24]  You go off and say that you're a Catholic.
[02:54:29]  Goddamn racist.
[02:54:30]  Look, 347.
[02:54:31]  Look, look.
[02:54:32]  Mr. EBT, look.
[02:54:34]  The reason you're upset is because I'm yanking you right out of the welfare fraud closet.
[02:54:38]  You're starting to get a little scared on whether or not you can actually go to prison, which you can, for being an EBT collecting, welfare recipient, fraudulent ass clown.
[02:54:49]  And that's why you're getting all uptight at me, sir.
[02:54:53]  And the only thing you got, the only thing you got, is you're racist.
[02:54:56]  That's all you've got.
[02:54:57]  Listen, listen, listen, ghosts.
[02:54:59]  I'm not really EBT.
[02:55:01]  Shock my dick.
[02:55:06]  That's what I thought, just stupid Milky Licker.
[02:55:09]  916, Radio Graffiti.
[02:55:12]  I'm a man, and you can't make a run.
[02:55:14]  Don't win no more, Ray.
[02:55:16]  Don't shot God.
[02:55:19]  What the hell?
[02:55:19]  What kind of stupid music is that?
[02:55:21]  860, Radio Graffiti.
[02:55:23]  Hey, ghosts, where do I send the designs, and how do I know I'm not getting scammed?
[02:55:28]  Well, if I use it and I don't pay you, you can sue me.
[02:55:31]  I mean, what the hell?
[02:55:33]  Where do I go on capitalistarmy.com and send it to you there?
[02:55:37]  Yeah, just post it on the Capitalist Army.
[02:55:38]  That's a good idea.
[02:55:39]  Just post it on the pictures there.
[02:55:41]  And if I choose it, and, you know, I mean, you can't get scammed, man.
[02:55:44]  If I use it and if I profit you, you can sue me.
[02:55:47]  I've already documented, I've documented that, hey, 50-50 to whoever I use as the official goddamn avatar is the true capitalist radio broadcast.
[02:55:56]  All right?
[02:55:57]  It's been documented.
[02:55:58]  50-50 of the profits.
[02:56:00]  All right?
[02:56:01]  865, Radio Graffiti.
[02:56:04]  Hey, Ghost, I just wanted to say you're doing a horrible job as Rainbow Dash.
[02:56:08]  Yeah, well, you're doing a horrible job of being a man.
[02:56:11]  All right?
[02:56:12]  712, Radio Graffiti.
[02:56:18]  Hey, I already told you, assholes, lay off my family, all right?
[02:56:21]  Don't talk about my family.
[02:56:24]  All right, especially my son, all right?
[02:56:27]  My son would kick the crap out of all of you, and you know it.
[02:56:31]  Orf, Radio Graffiti.
[02:56:32]  What's up, Orph?
[02:56:33]  Happy Taco Tuesday and shout out to Moon Rabbits.
[02:56:36]  Hey, thanks a lot, Orphe.
[02:56:37]  That's right.
[02:56:37]  It's Taco Tuesday.
[02:56:39]  And before we get into anything else, I do want to say that yesterday was actually the birthday of the chicken wing, huh?
[02:56:48]  So I want to say happy birthday, Chicken Wing, and thanks for providing an extra little culinary cuisine for fat jelly asses on Sunday afternoon when they're guzzling down gallons of beer and watching the ball game.
[02:57:01]  Thanks, Chicken Wing.
[02:57:04]  It's 46, by the way, 46 years old, the chicken wing.
[02:57:07]  You know, the first chicken wing was served at the Anchor Bar in Buffalo, New York.
[02:57:12]  Buffalo, New York.
[02:57:15]  And not only that, they serve a hell of a goddamn sauce.
[02:57:17]  If you don't have the anchor bar sauce in your goddamn kitchen cabinet, you're an idiot.
[02:57:23]  563, Radio Graffiti.
[02:57:26]  Go give them a Hadook and Glease.
[02:57:28]  I love it when you do that.
[02:57:29]  Are you kidding me?
[02:57:30]  I've been giving everybody an ayah.
[02:57:32]  Are you good?
[02:57:33]  Are you good?
[02:57:34]  Tiger, tiger, tiger, uppercut.
[02:57:40]  Let's see.
[02:57:41]  Who else do we got going on over here?
[02:57:42]  631, what's up, Radio Graffiti?
[02:57:45]  Hey, if Obama gets re-elected in 2012, I'm moving to Ponyville with Fluttershy and.
[02:57:52]  Hey, let me tell you something right now.
[02:57:53]  You should move there now because we don't want you here.
[02:57:56]  All right?
[02:57:56]  Plasma Grenade, Radio Graffiti.
[02:58:03]  Stupid idiot.
[02:58:05]  813, Radio Graffiti.
[02:58:13]  What is this?
[02:58:14]  Are you trying to play the guitar or something?
[02:58:16]  Are you thinking you're metal?
[02:58:18]  You see, this is what I hate about people that get a guitar?
[02:58:20]  They think, hey, dude, I can play power cords, dude.
[02:58:28]  And I can play, dude.
[02:58:30]  No, you idiot.
[02:58:31]  You actually have to know how to play scales and play the guitar and create new rhythmic patterns for Christ's sake, all right?
[02:58:39]  Striking power cords is not playing the guitar.
[02:58:43]  Jesus Christ.
[02:58:46]  646, Radio Graffiti.
[02:58:49]  Fuck Texas.
[02:58:50]  Fuck everyone from here.
[02:58:51]  Fuck your family that listens.
[02:58:52]  Oh, yeah, you come down here to Texas and get your ass whooped saying that crap there, you chicken-eating cornboy.
[02:58:58]  313, Radio Graffiti.
[02:59:01]  You know, who gives a crap about my son?
[02:59:02]  Who's the free ass?
[02:59:04]  What I tell you, bastard.
[02:59:05]  Stop talking about my goddamn family, goddammit.
[02:59:09]  260, radio goddamn graffiti.
[02:59:13]  Hey, Ghost, beats and sweets every day.
[02:59:17]  What?
[02:59:17]  I can't even understand you for Christ's sake.
[02:59:19]  Hey, 340, Radio Graffiti.
[02:59:22]  Or 304, excuse me, 304.
[02:59:26]  How you doing, Ghost?
[02:59:28]  Yeah, well, goodbye.
[02:59:30]  720, Radio Graffiti.
[02:59:35]  You stupid, silly bastard.
[02:59:36]  512, Radio Graffiti.
[02:59:39]  Meet me at the Jack-aloat Nightclub so we can fight, pussy.
[02:59:42]  Oh, yeah, you want to meet me somewhere?
[02:59:44]  I'll Do you want?
[02:59:45]  Why don't you meet me at Treasure Island right now?
[02:59:48]  All right.
[02:59:48]  I'll end the show, and then I'm going to beat your over-feminized ass into dog meat and treat you like the father that you never had there, you starry sack of crap.
[02:59:56]  How about that?
[02:59:58]  Say the place one more time.
[02:59:59]  I didn't catch that.
[03:00:00]  Treasure Island, you stupid bastard.
[03:00:02]  You know what I'm talking about.
[03:00:03]  It's one of the best clubs out on 6th Street right now, you silly piece of crap.
[03:00:07]  All right?
[03:00:08]  Anyway, I'm getting the hell out of here.
[03:00:10]  I'm going to go meet some asshole out here for a fight.
[03:00:12]  Let's see if he shows up for Christ's sake.
[03:00:15]  All right?
[03:00:15]  I'm going to be there with a big pair of balls, for Christ's sake, the size of grapefruits, that's going to slap this idiot's girlfriend into reality and realize that she's with some over-feminine jerk off that would otherwise be servicing a glory hole and taking it up the shit funnel if he wasn't with you.
[03:00:34]  Jesus Christ, you sick son of a bitch.
[03:00:38]  Anyway folks, I mean, we're already went over time.
[03:00:40]  For Christ's sake, we have gone overtime.
[03:00:43]  I want to say that I'm sincerely sorry for the folks that you know kind of missed this part of the broadcast, but since we are here, let's go ahead and have some after the show.
[03:00:54]  Radio graffiti.
[03:00:55]  How about that?
[03:00:56]  How about a couple of after the show?
[03:00:58]  Radio goddamn graffiti.
[03:01:00]  How about that?
[03:01:03]  All right, discard skype.
[03:01:05]  Radio graffiti.
[03:01:07]  But uh, you know i'm pretty much tired of black people.
[03:01:09]  They're a sub-race.
[03:01:11]  Shut up, you stupid bastard.
[03:01:12]  I never said that.
[03:01:13]  You're an audio splicing piece of trash that needs to be dealt with.
[03:01:17]  Richel Richard C Mongler.
[03:01:19]  Radio graffiti.
[03:01:23]  You're just playing with your pecker shaft.
[03:01:24]  Uh, Derpentite, Radio Graffiti.
[03:01:34]  111 radio graffiti.
[03:01:39]  Jesus Christ, who else we got skull?
[03:01:42]  Three four three one, four.
[03:01:43]  Radio graffiti.
[03:01:47]  Can't even, we can't even understand you.
[03:01:49]  Two one, five.
[03:01:49]  Radio graffiti.
[03:01:51]  Now, this is the story all about how your life got swift, turned upside down, and i'd like to take the management.
[03:02:00]  Stupid, dumb old meme.
[03:02:01]  For christ's sake, Nicholas Cage.
[03:02:03]  Radio Graffiti.
[03:02:04]  I'm a juice, stupid asshole, all right, I am not a cue.
[03:02:12]  For christ's sake, all right, i'm not a cue, all right.
[03:02:17]  Six three, zero Radio Graffiti.
[03:02:20]  Manchester soccer team sucks.
[03:02:24]  Oh well, I guess I can agree with you.
[03:02:25]  I don't like soccer, I like rugby, though.
[03:02:27]  Uh, did anybody see?
[03:02:28]  Uh, New Zealand kick the living, beat Jesus out of Canadia?
[03:02:33]  I saw that one.
[03:02:35]  Uh, how many European chaps actually saw that?
[03:02:37]  For christ's sake?
[03:02:38]  I mean these New Zealanders man, they're animals, you know.
[03:02:41]  I mean, they're out there just running rampant over these Canadian bacon Maple Leaf up the app ass having wannabe rugby players.
[03:02:47]  For christ's sake.
[03:02:52]  all right 425 radio graffiti dude my My gum tastes like.
[03:02:58]  Come.
[03:03:00]  Maybe it's because you're servicing glory holes.
[03:03:02]  423, Radio Graffiti.
[03:03:05]  My name is My name is.
[03:03:08]  Hey, hey, asshole.
[03:03:09]  Don't play Eminem on my broadcast.
[03:03:11]  Don't insult me by playing Eminem for Christ's sake, all right?
[03:03:14]  I mean, look, for all the gangster rappers that are listening to me, for all the thug stys that want to make a name for themselves, for Christ's sake, why hasn't anybody literally thrown a couple of caps towards the direction of Eminem?
[03:03:28]  Why does it have to be like, you know, I don't know, people like Tupac and Biggie Smalls and all these other people that have gotten gunned down for Christ's sake because of this rap violence.
[03:03:40]  Although Eminem just seems to just get a pass.
[03:03:42]  Eminem just seems to get a pass.
[03:03:44]  I mean, isn't this kind of racist?
[03:03:46]  I mean, isn't this kind of like, you know, Whitey, you know, taking control of an industry that's dominated by blacks and basically showing blacks, you know, how to be the good boys or something.
[03:03:58]  I don't know.
[03:03:58]  I'm just saying.
[03:03:59]  I'm just saying.
[03:04:00]  Every rapper has a beef.
[03:04:02]  Ice Cube has a beef.
[03:04:04]  Dr. Dre has a beef.
[03:04:06]  I mean, you know, you name the rappers.
[03:04:08]  They all got beefs with somebody.
[03:04:10]  But you know who doesn't have a beef?
[03:04:12]  Oh, Eminem.
[03:04:13]  And who does he start beefs with?
[03:04:15]  Half-faggy ass people like Moby.
[03:04:18]  Huh?
[03:04:19]  Moby, for Christ's sake.
[03:04:21]  I mean, some stupid, over-feminized jerk dick that can't even defend himself.
[03:04:25]  Yeah, great job, Eminem.
[03:04:27]  You know what I'm saying?
[03:04:28]  I hope some real gangster actually deals with you proper-like.
[03:04:31]  And I'm not talking about the insane clown pussy either.
[03:04:35]  All right?
[03:04:36]  Area code 909, Radio Graffiti.
[03:04:40]  Hey, ghost, this is Jeremy.
[03:04:44]  Yeah, Ed?
[03:04:45]  Great.
[03:04:46]  817, Radio Graffiti.
[03:04:48]  Fuck you.
[03:04:49]  Fuck your family and everyone who ever liked you in your entire life.
[03:04:55]  Oh, my God.
[03:04:55]  Are you a woman?
[03:04:59]  Are you a woman?
[03:05:00]  You sound like a half, you know, eight-year-old boy.
[03:05:02]  Are you a woman or are you an eight-year-old kid?
[03:05:05]  Nope, I'm 12.
[03:05:07]  Now, no, are you male?
[03:05:10]  Yes.
[03:05:11]  Oh, my God, for Christ's sake.
[03:05:12]  Are you homosexual already?
[03:05:15]  Do you already know that you're a homosexual at this age?
[03:05:17]  Because they could tell in your voice that you are.
[03:05:19]  You know what you sound like?
[03:05:20]  You sound like Jonathan from Who's the Boss.
[03:05:22]  Do you remember that little prick?
[03:05:24]  You sound exactly like that little fruity bastard.
[03:05:26]  Look what happens with a trans-testicle.
[03:05:28]  My voice determines my sexuality.
[03:05:31]  Wow.
[03:05:32]  Yeah.
[03:05:32]  Yeah.
[03:05:32]  Like, talking like a little bitch like this means that you're probably going to be a little trans-testicle bitch like this.
[03:05:42]  Wow.
[03:05:43]  Do you get that there, little fruit bowl?
[03:05:45]  Hmm.
[03:05:46]  Let's see.
[03:05:48]  Could you just shut your f ⁇ ?
[03:05:49]  Yeah, that's exactly right.
[03:05:51]  You can't even come up with something to insult me with.
[03:05:53]  You want to know why?
[03:05:54]  No fatherly influence.
[03:05:56]  You want to know why you're talking the way you're talking, 817?
[03:05:59]  Because your mammy is trying to treat you like one of the girls.
[03:06:02]  I bet you when she talks to you, she's trying to treat you like one of the girls.
[03:06:05]  I can hear your mother in your voice.
[03:06:07]  That's how I know that you were raised by your mammy and no fatherly influence.
[03:06:11]  Am I correct, 817?
[03:06:14]  No, and you should go.
[03:06:16]  No, you're lying your ass off.
[03:06:18]  You're lying your ass off.
[03:06:19]  I can hear your dirty dishrag whore mother in your voice.
[03:06:24]  I can hear her.
[03:06:25]  I can hear her, for Christ's sake.
[03:06:26]  Can anybody else hear her out there in the chat room?
[03:06:28]  I mean, I can hear this stupid skank bitch.
[03:06:31]  You know, like, um, oh my god.
[03:06:33]  Like, I can just tell that this stupid skank is treating this 12-year-old kid like one of the girls, for Christ's sake.
[03:06:41]  This dirty dish rag whore is treating this young 12-year-old boy like one of the girls, for Christ's sake.
[03:06:50]  Jesus Christ.
[03:06:50]  Hey, 817, put your mom on the phone.
[03:06:52]  I want to talk to this skank.
[03:06:53]  Put her on the phone.
[03:06:54]  I mean, with her.
[03:06:56]  Oh, you don't live with her?
[03:06:57]  Who do you live with?
[03:07:00]  I live with this.
[03:07:02]  Yeah, exactly.
[03:07:03]  Exactly.
[03:07:03]  You want to know why you can't put her on the phone?
[03:07:05]  It's because she's out at happy hour, just like every other kid that's calling me up, trying to make a prank call on my broadcast.
[03:07:14]  She's at happy hour looking for Alabama black snake or an ethnic minority to give her a goddamn horizontal mambo, huh?
[03:07:23]  I bet you she's doing like uh, she's probably doing the kumbia, huh?
[03:07:26]  She's about there doing the kumbia.
[03:07:28]  Coombia, I'm a kumbia, you know, shaking her money maker, hoping that some Latin piece of uncut, you know, sausage comes up her snatch pipe.
[03:07:40]  Stupid idiot.

=== Growing Hood Ethnic Blang (08:01) ===

[03:07:41]  209, radio graffiti.
[03:07:43]  Jesus Christ, that guy's a fucking faggot.
[03:07:46]  Yeah, he sounded like one.
[03:07:48]  563, radio graffiti.
[03:07:50]  My mammy wants to talk to you.
[03:07:52]  Well, let's talk to your goddamn mammy.
[03:07:55]  All right, hold on.
[03:07:56]  Bob, come here.
[03:08:01]  Yeah, that's a horrible, that's a horrible lady-like type of imitation, all right?
[03:08:07]  If you're gonna act like a woman, why don't you act like a woman there, trans-testicle?
[03:08:11]  305, radio graffiti.
[03:08:15]  And the Grinch!
[03:08:16]  Emma Grinch!
[03:08:17]  And the freaking grandiest.
[03:08:19]  I'm not a Grinch, asshole.
[03:08:21]  317, Radio Graffiti.
[03:08:23]  Sextus.
[03:08:26]  Sextus.
[03:08:28]  I'm not a sexist idiot.
[03:08:30]  786, Radio Graffiti.
[03:08:32]  Hey, 305, you better not let me catch her.
[03:08:34]  Goddamn barroom.
[03:08:37]  I can't even understand you, for Christ's sake.
[03:08:39]  907, Radio Graffiti.
[03:08:41]  I can't even understand you guys.
[03:08:47]  Get a better phone and stop shopping at the Salvation Army.
[03:08:50]  571, Radio Graffiti.
[03:08:53]  Hey, ghost.
[03:08:54]  My mom and I are going to Texas Austin on Friday.
[03:08:58]  Well, let me know where you go so I can kick your mother in the pussy so she doesn't have any more shitbag bean and cheese kids like you.
[03:09:04]  614, radio graffiti.
[03:09:08]  Hello, Yama, and you've got a single in my face.
[03:09:11]  So my this guy in the tub again, for Christ's sake, why are you listening to me in the tub?
[03:09:18]  Why are you listening to me in the tub, for Christ's sake?
[03:09:22]  I mean, there's something very Canadian about that.
[03:09:24]  You know what I'm saying?
[03:09:25]  There's something very Canadian about you listening to me in the goddamn tub, you milky liquor.
[03:09:32]  Jesus Christ.
[03:09:33]  I'm only going to take a couple of more in that sit.
[03:09:35]  850, radio graffiti.
[03:09:37]  My name's Hank Hill.
[03:09:40]  Who cares, you soundboard-using piece of trash.
[03:09:42]  347, radio graffiti.
[03:09:45]  Hi, Ghost.
[03:09:45]  Hoggers, your biggest fan.
[03:09:48]  Yeah, you're trying to sound like the Trans Testicle.
[03:09:51]  It's not working.
[03:09:52]  508, Radio Graffiti.
[03:09:54]  Yo, yo, yo, yo.
[03:09:58]  Shut up.
[03:09:59]  Top badge, radio graffiti.
[03:10:06]  Shove it up, you're commie ass.
[03:10:08]  Poco Kitty, Radio Graffiti, 337 Radio Graffiti.
[03:10:20]  You have multiple personalities in Spooker.
[03:10:23]  Why are you asking that?
[03:10:25]  Well, because you're obviously the engineer.
[03:10:27]  You're obviously Mr. Fortune cookie.
[03:10:29]  No, wait, whoa, whoa, whoa.
[03:10:30]  Wait a second.
[03:10:31]  First of all, I am not the engineer, all right?
[03:10:34]  I am not the engineer.
[03:10:36]  And secondly, we have to have Mr. Fortune cookie patched in any time that I criticize the communist government of China.
[03:10:44]  I mean, it's it was a prerequisite.
[03:10:46]  I mean, it's the whole reason why blog talk radio can be broadcasted in China, for Christ's sake.
[03:10:53]  So don't give me that crap, all right?
[03:10:55]  Stupid fruity ass.
[03:10:57]  Uh, who else we got?
[03:10:58]  We got Boomsickle, Radio Graffiti.
[03:11:01]  Hey, ghost, if you could eliminate one race of human from the earth, what would it be?
[03:11:06]  Uh, it's not a race of people.
[03:11:08]  I would eliminate all ignorant people, all right?
[03:11:11]  Not a race of people, all ignorant bastards off the face of the planet.
[03:11:16]  Uh, 702, radio graffiti.
[03:11:22]  You're taking too long.
[03:11:23]  All right, taking too long.
[03:11:24]  9-1-6, Radio Graffiti.
[03:11:28]  It sounds like he's taking it in the ass or something.
[03:11:35]  Uh, Carlito Fly, Radio Graffiti.
[03:11:41]  Yeah, you stupid idiot.
[03:11:43]  Uh, 508, radio graffiti.
[03:11:47]  I'm a melting pot of friendship!
[03:11:53]  And I'm a melting pot of friendship!
[03:11:55]  Melting pot of friendship!
[03:11:57]  Yeah, very nice asshole.
[03:11:59]  347, Radio Graffiti.
[03:12:01]  I'm your profit!
[03:12:03]  Beat him in!
[03:12:05]  I do honey, baby!
[03:12:07]  Apple remixes, for Christ's sake, enough of this crap!
[03:12:10]  313, radio goddamn graffiti!
[03:12:13]  You know, I really find it hypocritical that you call them fruit bows, but yet you use a feminized voice.
[03:12:17]  What's up with that?
[03:12:20]  I don't give a crap.
[03:12:21]  What is up with that?
[03:12:22]  Who cares?
[03:12:22]  I mean, you know, just because somebody can sound like somebody, it means it's them.
[03:12:27]  I mean, look at you.
[03:12:28]  First of all, before we get into that subject matter there, 313, I think it's about time for everybody's favorite game, and it's just the minority.
[03:12:39]  That's right, folks.
[03:12:40]  I am definitely sensing a little bit of an ethnic blang here.
[03:12:45]  A little bit of an ethnic blang.
[03:12:47]  And it's everybody's favorite game, folks.
[03:12:49]  It's just the minority.
[03:12:50]  Go ahead and put your guesses on the screen right now, folks.
[03:12:55]  Go ahead and put your guesses on the screen.
[03:12:57]  It's everybody's favorite game.
[03:12:59]  Anyway, 313.
[03:13:01]  Now, what were you saying again?
[03:13:02]  What were you saying now?
[03:13:03]  I think I find it hypocritical that you call him fruit bows, but yet you posing as a woman most of the time.
[03:13:11]  Are you black?
[03:13:12]  Yeah, a smart black guy might have said.
[03:13:15]  I kind of figured, but you know what, sir?
[03:13:16]  I can sound more black than you.
[03:13:18]  You know that?
[03:13:19]  Yeah, that's because I'm not very, how you say hood.
[03:13:22]  I'm more.
[03:13:23]  No, I can talk more black than you.
[03:13:26]  I can sound more black than you.
[03:13:27]  Watch this.
[03:13:28]  Watch it.
[03:13:30]  Hey, what's up, nigga?
[03:13:31]  You know what I'm saying?
[03:13:32]  I'm chilling like an insane really, baby.
[03:13:35]  You know what I'm saying?
[03:13:36]  Ain't nothing you can do about it, baby.
[03:13:37]  I'm growing up in the hood, baby.
[03:13:40]  You know what I'm saying?
[03:13:41]  Gia.
[03:13:42]  Growing up in the hood.
[03:13:44]  Ain't nothing you can do about it, baby.
[03:13:45]  You know what I'm saying?
[03:13:46]  My name's Tyrone, up at this motherfucker.
[03:13:49]  You know what I'm saying?
[03:13:50]  Tyrone, up at this motherfucker.
[03:13:52]  Gia, growing up in the hood.
[03:13:56]  You see what I'm saying?
[03:13:58]  I mean, do you understand what I'm saying, sir?
[03:14:00]  Yeah, I gotta admit, you're very entertaining.
[03:14:02]  All right, well, I appreciate it, man.
[03:14:04]  Thanks for being a good sport.
[03:14:06]  573, Radio Graffiti.
[03:14:08]  Do you know who I am?
[03:14:10]  I'm the man.
[03:14:11]  No, and I don't care.
[03:14:12]  All right, you sound like a stupid milky liquor that needs to get repeatedly kicked in the balls.
[03:14:17]  201, radio graffiti.
[03:14:19]  Ghost maybe racist, but it's not as racist as you feel.
[03:14:22]  That's true.
[03:14:24]  I didn't even understand what the hell you said, but okay.
[03:14:26]  626, radio graffiti.
[03:14:29]  Hey, ghosts, if you're not brony, how come you know all those clips are from?
[03:14:34]  Because they sound like a fruity ass brony, for Christ's sake.
[03:14:37]  I mean, are you kidding me?
[03:14:38]  Every brony sounds like a high-pitched soprano that just got their balls cut off.
[03:14:42]  All right, I mean, it's not hard to figure out what a brony clip is.
[03:14:46]  903, radio graffiti.
[03:14:48]  This will be legal injections to shoot beers.
[03:14:51]  Shut up.
[03:14:52]  I never said that, you idiot.
[03:14:54]  563, radio graffiti.
[03:14:56]  Ghost.
[03:14:57]  Oh, you're a closet brony, and you know it.
[03:15:01]  No, I'm not, you stupid fruit bowl.
[03:15:03]  As much as you want to, you know, chafe your penis to that concept, it's not going to happen.
[03:15:07]  Cosmo Brockington, Radio Graffiti.
[03:15:20]  A goddamn Johnny B. Good mix?
[03:15:23]  Johnny B. Good Chuck Berry?
[03:15:26]  Chuck freaking Berry with good.
[03:15:33]  God damn it, I'm sick of you remixers.
[03:15:36]  I'm sick of all you freaking remixers.
[03:15:38]  I'm sick of all of you.
[03:15:41]  That's it.

=== Milky Lickers Broadcast Tomorrow (02:26) ===

[03:15:42]  I'm getting the hell out of here.
[03:15:44]  I'm not conducting any more of this broadcast for Christ's sake.
[03:15:47]  I should be on 6th Street right now, Milletime, baby.
[03:15:52]  Milletime is what I should be conducting myself in instead of messing around with you stupid, useless losers that are sitting here whacking your pecker shafts off like a windshield wiper out of whack because it's inside of your freaking body, you over-feminized fruity asses.
[03:16:10]  Jesus Christ, give me the mic.
[03:16:12]  Give me the mic.
[03:16:15]  Give me the goddamn mic, for Christ's sake.
[03:16:19]  Let me tell you something, you scumbags.
[03:16:22]  I'm not going to sit here and take this any longer from you, Milky Lickers.
[03:16:26]  Do you understand that?
[03:16:27]  I'm not going to sit here and take any more of this from you, Milky Lickers.
[03:16:30]  So I'll tell you what, I may or may not do a broadcast tomorrow.
[03:16:35]  Do you understand that?
[03:16:36]  I may or may not do a broadcast tomorrow.
[03:16:39]  The only way to figure out if I am is to follow me on Twitter.
[03:16:42]  All right?
[03:16:43]  Ghost Politics is the name to follow.
[03:16:45]  All one word, no underscores, baby.
[03:16:49]  All right, follow me on Twitter, and I'll basically say whether or not I'm going to conduct a broadcast or not.
[03:16:55]  All right?
[03:16:56]  Yeah, look at you.
[03:16:57]  You people are sitting there flapping your fat Cheeto-stained fingers on the keyboard talking malarkey about me.
[03:17:01]  But let me tell you something, you idiots will be lucky.
[03:17:04]  You idiots will be lucky if I conduct a broadcast tomorrow, you stupid Milky Lickers.
[03:17:11]  Anyway, I'm getting the hell out of here.
[03:17:13]  Engineer, can you get us the hell out of here?
[03:17:15]  I don't even know if I'm going to come back.
[03:17:16]  I mean, this was a horrible Taco Tuesday because of these freaking Milky Lickers, all right?
[03:17:21]  Get me out of here.
[03:17:23]  Get me out of here!
[03:17:28]  I don't care!
[03:17:29]  Get me the hell out of here, engineer, before I give you a goddamn slap!
[03:17:34]  Jesus!
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