Ghost of True Capitalist Radio defends his Austin retail venture against recession claims while alleging CME margin hikes suppress gold prices to protect the dollar. He critiques Obama's tax policies, promotes red meat over vegan diets, and mocks Lady Gaga's political involvement. The broadcast devolves into hostile call-ins featuring racial slurs, homophobic insults, and 9/11 conspiracy theories, culminating in an early termination due to caller toxicity and Ghost's expressed disillusionment with American society. [Automatically generated summary]
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Here we go.
Last dollar.
This is True Capitalist Radio.
True Capitalist Radio.
I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
For badass business.
Give him capitalism or give him death.
That's it.
Period.
Broadcasting from his skylight office studios in beautiful downtown Austin, Texas.
You sound fruitier than a box of fruit loops, for Christ's sake.
And now, he'll take it from here.
your host, the prognosticator of prognosticators, the man they call...
Go Me.
And thank you for tuning in with me to another edition of True Capitalist Radio.
And of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
And once again, folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
I know that I have not been on for the past several days.
I wasn't on Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday of last week, folks.
But you have to remember, I am trying to get some business done out here in the brick-mortar world.
For you folks that have been keeping track of the broadcast, you know that I've been actually in the process of opening up a brand new brick-mortar business in a retail location that caters to the high-end retail consumer.
And believe it or not, folks, this Saturday is going to be the grand opening of that particular venture.
And last week, I had to basically go out there physically and start kicking ass and taking names with a lot of these goddamn contractors and designers and all these other pussywhip subcontractors that were out here supposed to be finishing up this joint.
But brand new, baby.
It's ready.
It's ready to go.
We're going to have a goddamn grand opening.
I'm not going to say what it is because I don't want any of you damn troll ass clowns showing up there.
But let me tell you something.
I'm excited.
I'm hype about it, folks.
And the reason that I opened up a brick-mortar business that caters to the high-end retail consumer is because it reflects what's happening in the stock market.
If you take a look at the high-end retailers like Lulumon Athletica, like William and Sonoma, like Tiffany's Jewelry, like Macy's.
I mean, I can continue on and on with all the high-end retailers that continue, that continue to post better-than-expected earnings in a supposed recession.
You understand?
In a supposed recession out here.
So, you know, I basically took a lot of the capital that I've generated through a lot of business transactions that I have conducted within the past several years, and I am basically going out and putting on a brand new brick-mortar business right before Christmas time.
I'm excited, baby, right before the holidays.
I can't believe it, baby.
Anyway, that's what I've been doing for the past three days for the folks that are wondering what the hell happened.
I know that jerk dicks were out here, you know, claiming that I was dead.
Stupid idiots out here.
He died.
Rest in peace.
And you got idiots believing this crap.
You got to get believing that I'm dead here.
Government Intervention And Market Opportunities00:15:27
I got emails from people.
Are you dead?
No, I'm not dead, all right?
Do you understand?
I got business to take care of.
Do you understand what I'm saying?
I'm a bad man out here.
I got a 15 and a half-inch John Holmes sausage that I walk around with out here.
I can't even walk outside the door without Broads trying to pull the freaking balls out of my pants.
Do you understand what I'm saying?
I'm a capitalist.
I got to keep going.
I've got to continue to make money.
Do you understand?
Because I've got to have it.
Because that's what I do, baby, all right?
So for all you people that are out here hating on me for not, you know, coming up with another show, for all you ass clowns that were hating on me on Twitter, all you idiots that were hating on me in the email, well, you know what?
Screw you, all right?
Tuft Titty.
The bottom line is, I got to make some cash.
This little shindig, this little broadcast, believe it or not, it makes a little bit of capital, but it's like tip money.
It's no more than tip money.
You know what I'm saying?
I mean, the money that I make from this broadcast is tip money, for Christ's sake.
Geez.
I mean, come on.
I'm not joking.
I mean, you know, okay, let's say I was, you know, some ridiculous ethnic minority that needed, I don't know, maybe a thousand spot.
You know what I mean?
Maybe $1,500 a month.
And, you know, that was able to suffice my Section 8 housing.
And that was able to suffice, you know, the ramen noodles.
And that was able to suffice, you know, the Billy Carter beer, whatever cheap beer they're made.
I mean, yeah, maybe I'd be coming up here every goddamn day.
You know, maybe I wouldn't take off vast amounts of time like I did last week.
But maybe I got to make money.
You understand?
I got to make capital.
All you people that are out here that continue to tell me this nonsense, this ridiculous fallacy that, oh, ghost, money isn't everything.
Those idiots that try to sell you that down your cheese hole, those idiots are just bona fide losers that are trying to conjure up some significance for their pathetically anal life.
Let me tell you something.
Money isn't everything.
It's the only thing.
All right?
And I've said this time and time again.
You know, for you people that think that money isn't everything, let me tell you something.
I would bet you anything that I could buy your mother.
I could buy your mother if I wanted to.
You know, if I just wanted to start throwing money around just to prove a point out here, and I guarantee you, I could just go up to your mother, start dropping cash on the table.
And I just start dropping stacks of cash.
You know what I mean?
Ten stacks.
Boom, boom, one on top of another.
And before you know it, at some point, your mother will just say, okay, and she'll do whatever the hell I say.
You understand?
Drop trowel, throw salamis at her ass like it's a Howard freaking Stern show or something.
She'll do whatever I say because that's the way it is.
You understand what I'm saying?
So for you idiots that are sitting here talking this garbage that money isn't everything, you're losers.
And the reason you're saying it is because you don't know how to make it.
You don't know how to make it, and the reason you don't know how to make it is because you're lazy.
You don't want to think.
You don't want to read.
You don't want to go outside the box as far as your mental capacity is concerned.
So anyway, Jesus Christ, we got a lot of things to go over, folks.
And I'm sorry that I took a lot of days off here.
But once again, I have got to make the capital here.
I am looking forward to the holiday season.
I'm looking forward to the high-end retail consumer coming into my shop or my store, I should say, in this high-end retail shopping center and just going in there and just making me capital hand over fist.
I can't wait, baby.
I just can't wait.
I cannot wait.
Woo!
Anyway, let me get to the markets, because let me tell you, we saw a major sell-off last week.
And the reason that we saw a major sell-off, folks, is because hell for skelter.
It's a helter-skelter market.
These investors are reacting purely on emotional, impulsive nonsense.
And once again, you know, these idiots, I mean, remember, there's not that many people in the market to begin with.
You take a look at the volume that's, and of course, for you idiots that don't know what volume is, it's the amount of trades that are being conducted in the market in general.
It's a very low volume.
It's been low volume since the beginning of this year.
And unfortunately, when somebody sells off and a major group sells off because of emotional impulsiveness, whether it be the hedge fund guys, whether it be independent day traders, shorters, I mean, whoever it is, the culprits of the negative days, you have this domino effect of these emotional impulsive sell-offs.
And this is why you're seeing such volatile markets.
Now, why are you seeing such volatile markets, folks?
Well, it's basic economics 101.
When you have government intervention with private enterprise, you begin to see these artificial anomalies.
And they are artificial.
These are artificial anomalies that you're witnessing in the market that basically no one can basically, you know, pinpoint at any given time because we never know what the hell the government's gotten up their sleeve.
We don't know what the hell the government's going to propose, for Christ's sake.
I mean, you think that Buffett tax, you know, weighed pretty well on those on the market that basically base their income on these capital gains, which are supposed to be proposed as the taxes that are supposed to be heightened in this proposal of the Buffett taxes.
No, absolutely not.
And that had a big contributing factor to the sell-off last week.
Secondly, I hate to keep saying this goddamn crap, but we got a goddamn pussy-whipped, and I repeat, pussy-whipped investment community out here, man.
Jesus Christ, I can't believe this crap.
You know, the broads that play softball for the Olympics got bigger balls than these assholes trading stocks in the equities markets today, for Christ's sake, because, you know, any little thing in the news, any little thing, and it's stupid.
It's stupid, man.
I mean, we're the fundamentals in the market, for Christ's sake.
But once again, the reason we're seeing this, government intervention.
And any economist will tell you, all right?
Any economist will tell you that if you have government intervention in private enterprise, you are going to basically have these types of artificial anomalies.
And it's ridiculous.
And we're going to talk about a couple of these artificial anomalies in a second.
But whenever I see sell-offs like we did last week, I mean, on top of being at this location cracking the whip of these assholes that are contractors that are supposed to be building my store, I was out here, you know, trying to bottom feed on a whole bunch of bottom-feeding opportunities that were available for all in the sell-off last week.
All right?
I mean, I was out here, you know, scraping up some of these blue chips, scraping up some of these high-end yield dividend stocks.
You know what I mean?
It's ridiculous.
And I hope that you were too.
And you can see in today's market, people realize that, hey, we're overselling.
You know, we're overselling out here.
And I just, guess who's accumulating all these blue chips, for Christ's sake?
I know it sure as hell ain't the average American person.
You know, who's accumulating all these l low, high-end yield dividend stocks?
Who's accumulating all these goddamn blue chip stocks?
Individuals that can afford it in this recession.
It's a disgrace.
It's an utter disgrace.
And this is why I continue to tell folks out there that will listen to me, that aren't a part of these goddamn trolls that are sitting here trying to make me look like a jag off on the internet, that aren't, you know, just sitting there waxing their carrot every time somebody plays some stupid, ridiculous audiophile on the goddamn internet out here.
I'm talking about those that are listening in, that actually want to become capitalists, that want to make some serious goddamn money, and don't want to be left behind with all these idiots that are putting themselves in college debt, that don't want to be left behind with all these Nimrods that aren't forecasting their own futures and understanding what is not just the potential, but what is the probability.
I'm talking to you, you better jump on the capitalist bandwagon.
You better start, however you make your capital, however you're making your money, whether you have a job, whether you're selling freaking oranges on the side of the road, whether you're cleaning enema bags for a living, you need to know how to utilize that capital, put it in a financial instrument, put it somewhere so that not only is it safe with a certain level of certainty, and at the same time,
the ability for that not only safe generated revenue, but it also has the opportunity to mature in some fashion.
It has the opportunity to raise in value.
And we've talked about this time and time again, folks.
There's so many ways to make your money grow for you.
You know what I mean?
I mean, there's so many ways.
We've talked about it, but unfortunately, it's like beating a dead horse here.
You know what I mean?
It's like beating a goddamn dead horse.
I'm sitting here shooting pearls to you idiots.
And it just completely falls on deaf ears all the time.
All the freaking time.
All right?
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, let me go ahead and continue on.
Let's get to the markets because, like we said, last week was a little bit of a sell-off because of these pussy-whip assholes in the investment community.
But like I've always said, folks, what have I always said?
When people are leaving the market, that's when it's time for you to entertain bottom-feeding opportunities in the market.
Do you understand that?
And if you would have done that last week when everybody was selling off, everybody was pussywhipped, everybody was scared, everybody's like, oh no, I've got to show off.
I don't know what to do.
I mean, stupid idiots.
I hope that you were bottom-feeding because you made some serious money today.
Did you check out the markets today?
I mean, first of all, on Friday, it kind of gave very, very modest increases on the close-off of the markets last Friday.
All right, very modest.
But you take a look at today.
I mean, if you'd have just entertained bottom-feeding opportunities, when everybody was leaving last week, today you'd be up on your money, no matter what, especially in the blue chip sector.
Let's talk about the blue chips.
Dow Jones Industrials.
And for you folks that don't know, the Dow Jones Industrial just comprises of 30 stocks.
That's it.
30 stocks is comprised of the Dow Jones Industrials.
When you see this particular composite start going down, it's time for you to start entertaining some bottom-feeding opportunities, baby.
You understand?
Anyway, let's go ahead and get to the Dow Jones Industrials here.
It was up 272.38 points.
That was a percentage increase of 2.53%, closing out the Dow Jones Industrials at 11,043.90 points for the Dow.
All right, let me tell you something.
You would have made some serious money instead of sitting over there chafing your penis, you know, hoping that the big brother government gives you another loaf of bread.
You know what I'm saying?
I mean, you'd be making some serious money right now if you'd be entertaining some of these bottom-feeding opportunities like I've always suggested those should do when everybody's leaving the goddamn market, boy.
All right.
Let's continue going.
We got the S ⁇ P 500 up 26.52 points, a percentage increase of 2.33% closing out the day at 1,162.95 points for the S ⁇ P 500.
We've got the NASDAQ composite up also 33.46 points, a percentage increase of 1.35% closing out the day at 2,516.69 points for the NASDAQ.
And it's just unbelievable.
Unfreaking believable what's happening out here in the markets.
But once again, it's these goddamn anomalies, excuse me, that have been basically thrown in by our government.
Our government is basically causing these ridiculous, volatile anomalies.
And if our government would just get out of the private sector, if it would just stick its totalitarian nose up its own ass and take it out of the private sector's ass, we'd actually start seeing some regular fundamentals come back not only in this market, but to the economy of America.
But no, what has our government done?
It's basically turned the majority of the American people into a bunch of government-dependent socialist jerk dicks, for lack of a better term.
Anyway, let's continue going on, all right?
The FTSE, for all the folks that are across the pond that are investors, I know we got a lot of people in Europe that are investors.
The FTSE is also up today, 0.45% up 22.56 points, closing out the FTSE at 5,089.37 points for the FTSE 100.
Now, let's get to the commodities, because there is a story to be told on the commodities, all right?
There is a story to be told, and we're going to get to the story to be told on gold and silver here in just a second, all right?
Because Jesus Christ, you're talking about government intervention, all right?
What have I always said, folks?
What have I always, goddamn it, for all the listeners that have listened to me out there, what have I always said that would make the prices of gold and silver retract?
What have I always said would be the number one factor, the number one factor of the goddamn gold and silver retracting.
You understand what I'm saying?
What was the number?
Did anybody know?
Huh?
Anybody?
Hello?
Hello, McFly.
Is this goddamn thing on?
See, look, everybody's like, we're not listening, Ghost.
Of course you're not listening because you're an idiot.
All right?
You're an idiot, for Christ's sake.
Hey, engineer, goddammit, these people are spamming.
They're being jerk dicks for Christ's sake.
Look, the guy 1337, he's got it.
The guy 1337 just got it.
For all you idiots that can't read because you're spamming your jerk dicks off.
The guy 1337 that the CME group may have acted once again.
And let me tell you something that is the correct story.
Chat Room Martial Law Declared00:02:00
We're going to get to that in just a second.
The goddamn engineer, can you put some chat room martial law on these jerk asses that are sitting here spamming their asses off?
Do it!
Do it now!
Jesus Christ, I'm trying to enlighten these people about financial matters.
You know, and here they are, these fruity asshole troll bastards sitting here flapping their fat sausages of the fingers on the keyboard talking nonsense like we care about you idiots.
All right?
You idiots are going to be losers.
You're going to be in freaking lines to get a freaking bowl of soup.
That's what you people are going to be doing.
Well, us capitalists, we're going to be living lavish.
You understand what I'm saying?
We're going to have properties all over the world.
You understand?
We're going to have diversified portfolios and real estate, commercial businesses, stocks.
You name it, baby.
You understand what I'm saying?
Because that's what capitalists do.
We're not out here burning our money on ridiculous electronic widgets that are shitted out of the assembly line of China.
All right?
So anyway, let me continue going, folks.
I'm sorry.
I had to implement, if you're just tuning in with us right now, I had to implement chat room martial law once again because these idiots are, what I'm talking about, idiots, we're talking about the troll terrorists.
The troll terrorists have come in here and are trying to rattle rouse my show once again, and I'm not going to let it happen.
I'm not going to let it happen.
So as opposed to letting the troll terrorists win, we are going to implement chat room martial law so that we can have civility once again on the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
So once again, we got chatroom martial law.
I'm sorry, folks.
I am so sorry about the chat room martial law.
But if we don't do this, the troll terrorists win.
Anyway, let me get to the commodities, shall we?
Ethanol Subsidies And Gas Prices00:10:57
Because let me tell you, there was gains in most commodities, all right, except for gold and silver.
Of course, even though we saw sell-offs, massive sell-offs in the equities markets last week, you didn't see any gains in those gold prices, did you?
I mean, there was no traditional pendulum there as it related to the sell-off of the equities last week.
Traditionally, the way the old investors used to, well, not too old, we used to think like at least, what, five years ago, ten years ago, something like that, traditionally, when you saw sell-offs in the equities, you would see increases in gold and silver.
It's just the way it goes.
But last week, you saw a sell-off all around.
All around.
Gold, silver, equities, commodities, everything.
This just reasserts the helter-skelter mindset that we have in this pussy-whipped investment community.
I kid you not.
I kid you not, folks.
All right?
But today, we saw some increases in most of the commodities.
So let's get to those increases right now, shall we?
Brent crude, for all you ass clowns that don't know what Brent crude is, it's the oil that's shipped off to Europe and Asia.
All right, Brent Crude is up 92 cents today, a percentage increase of 0.88%, closing out the day at $104.89 per barrel of Brent crude oil.
Gasoline futures have slipped up a bit.
They're down $4.25.
Modest decrease of 0.48%.
And we're starting to see a little bit of that reflected in the gas pump prices, for Christ's sake.
I've been seeing gas pump prices at least down at least 15 cents, which isn't much.
But once again, we're seeing them come down.
I'd like to see them come down a hell of a lot lower, which would help the flow of our economy.
Because once again, folks, the higher prices at the gas pump not only prohibit the average consumer from going out and having a damn meal at a restaurant or going to a shopping mall or just conducting themselves in any consumeristic manner, but it also raises the prices on everything on the shelves.
It also raises the prices on everything that is shipped from point A to point B, for Christ's sake.
So when we see these high energy prices, you know as well as I that we are not only going to pay more at the pump, but we're going to be paying more for everything on the supermarket shelves.
We're going to be paying more for everything on the damn shopping mall shelves.
No BS.
That's why I'm always letting everybody know about the goddamn goddamn oil prices.
We've got to be keenly aware of them.
Even if you don't follow the goddamn markets, it should be of concern to you because you can at least gauge ahead of time, just based upon the reflection of the futures prices, what you may pay here in the next couple of weeks.
But of course, people would rather watch that trans-testicle, you know, foreskin restoration sideshow, Cas Bono, shake her goddamn trans-testicle fruity ass off on dancing with the stars.
That's what most people would like.
Oh, yeah, that's what they want to do instead of actually keeping track of things that will actually help sustain the survival of their lives.
No, they want to listen to that.
They want to go watch that garbage.
Anyway, let me continue on.
All right.
Getting my own self-pissed off at the reactions of some of these jerk dicks in this chat room, for Christ's sake.
And if you're just tuning in, yeah, chat room martial law because of these goddamn troll terrorists.
Anyway, heating oil futures are up $2.03.
We've got natural gas futures up $0.08.
That's a percentage increase of 2.35% on the day for natural gas.
And let's get to the WTI sweet crude futures.
And, of course, y'all, you dumb idiots that don't know what WTI sweet crude is.
It's the oil consumed by us here in America.
It is up today, $1.46, a percentage increase of 1.83% on the day, closing out WTI sweet crude at $81.31 per barrel of WTI sweet crude.
Now, I like that level of 81.31, but I'd like to see it come down even more.
Oh, my God, I'd like to see it come down to about $70, $65, these types of prices, because then you'd start seeing some consumer confidence, even if we continue to see these levels of unemployment 9 plus percent.
I'm telling you, you can't even imagine the amount of help the lower prices of gasoline would have on the consumer economy.
I'm just saying.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm just saying.
And people are saying, if oil's down, why is gas prices so high?
Well, I'll tell you why.
We've been having a lot of hurricanes.
We've been having a lot of natural disasters.
And as a result, a lot of these refineries that are based off the coasts of a lot of these particular areas that have gotten hit, you know, sustain considerable damage.
And whenever the refineries sustain considerable damage, well, then that halts the actual production of gasoline because WTI sweet crude has to be refined into gasoline.
And once again, those refineries are off the coasts of a lot of these areas that have been hit by these natural disasters.
So this is why we haven't seen a considerable chop in the price of gasoline at the pump.
Do you understand?
Let's go ahead and continue going, shall we?
Agriculture, canola up modestly today, 70 cents.
Cocoa, what have I been telling you?
What did I tell you?
Was it last week?
What was I talking about, Coco, huh?
I was saying that, hey, now is possibly the time to start entertaining some plays on Coco.
And let me tell you something, I did.
I've been diversifying ETF style as it relates to for this particular play right here.
We had been seeing so much sell-offs on Cocoa, it was only bound to happen that we were going to see a bounce back.
And I hope that you entertain some of the plays that I was mentioning out here as it relates to Coco.
I mean, it was just, I mean, what was it?
For the past three weeks, we had been just broadcasting nothing, nothing but negative numbers for the cocoa sector.
All right.
And I was saying last week, you can look back in the archive at blog talkradio.com/slash ghost.
You can look back in that damn archive.
And I had told everybody that now is the time to start entertaining a play on cocoa after all these damn sell-offs.
And let me tell you something, folks.
If you would have been doing this, you'd be making a little bit of money today because Cocoa is up.
And we're going to continue to see rises because, hey, Halloween's across the corner here, man.
We got the holidays coming in.
After the holidays, we got Valentine's Day.
Hello, McFly.
Hello.
Time to start making plays.
This is how you read the economy.
This is how you start diversifying some of the capital you have, putting it in some of these plays and making some serious money.
That's capitalism, baby.
I just wish that some of you people would get some of these ideas, start utilizing it in your own everyday lives, become millionaires.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm not joking.
I want to see millionaires out here.
You know, and let me tell you, you know what I want in return?
I don't want anything in return other than when you're goddamn interviewed for the Wall Street Journal or the wherever, New York Times or whatever the hell.
And I just want you to say, yay, ghost true capitalist radio.
You understand?
That's what made me a capitalist.
All right.
Not some goddamn school, not my parents.
Nobody taught me how to run my own financial life other than ghost from true capitalist radio.
And because of that, I'm a millionaire.
I'm rich, bitch.
So that's all I'm saying.
Anyway, Coco, folks, I hope that you entertain that play because I mentioned it last week, folks, and now we're starting to see increases up $44, a percentage increase of 1.67%.
And let me tell you, we're going to continue to see increases, all right?
We're going to continue to see increases.
I mean, the holidays, baby.
Anyway, let's go ahead and continue.
We got coffee futures up today.
You know, very volatile market in the coffee futures as of late.
Up $4.50, a percentage increase of 1.94%.
We got corn.
Jesus Christ with corn.
Here we go with corn for Christ's sake.
We're going to see increases because, of course, we're headed towards those holidays.
You know, corn is a major component of a lot of these holiday foods out here.
Not to mention, folks, you should look at the ingredients of everything that you buy and take a look at how much high fructose corn syrup is in that product that you consume.
Because remember, the whole reason why people are consuming high fructose corn syrup is because they're utilizing it as a substitute for sugar.
Now, why would they be utilizing it as a substitute for sugar?
Because we can't produce sugar in America.
And as a result, it would leave us dependent upon a lot of South American countries and a lot of other people for that particular commodity.
So as a result, you, you know, in conjunction with the corn industry and our government, have allowed the manufacturing industry to label high fructose corn syrup as an actual substitute for sugar cane.
And you know, there's been a big debate as of late.
I don't know if you've been reading the articles out here in the news, but people are actually saying that Coke that has been manufactured in Mexico actually tastes better than Coca-Cola that was manufactured in the United States.
No, I'm not talking about that Coke asshole.
I know, but seriously, the reason that people are saying that the Coca-Cola in Mexico tastes better is because it's made from actual sugar cane, not high-fructose corn syrup.
So anyway, you take that in consideration that most items that are on the shelves of grocery stores utilize high-fructose corn syrup as a component and as a substitute for sugar.
Do you take that into consideration that we have an idea funded by our goddamn government, all right, to basically take half the yield of corn and basically refine it into ethanol and utilize it to fuel gas guzzlers in America?
I kid you not, folks.
I know there's a lot of people that find this hard to believe, but I would like for everybody to please go to Google.
I mean, just research the goddamn corn ethanol industry.
Our tax dollars, our tax dollars are being utilized to subsidize burning food, for Christ's sake, burning food.
CME Margin Requirements Explained00:15:03
Anyway, let me continue going, all right?
Jesus Christ.
Corn is up $9.50 today, a percentage increase of 1.49%.
All right.
Cotton.
Cotton is down today, $1.60, a percentage decrease of 1.58%.
And, you know, I keep saying this, but I just hope that these cotton prices continue to go down because I'm sick and goddamn tired of this goddamn attire, this attire, this fashion sense that this new modern-day youth of America has embraced for Christ's sake.
This underground San Francisco 1979 fashion, you know, straight out of the Harvey Milk Collection crap.
Do you understand what I'm saying, folks?
I mean, look, I mean, hey, if that's your thing, if that's what you are, you know, you like you take in the pooper and you're proud of it, well, fine.
That's your thing.
But the majority of males wearing this ambercrumby fitch Hollister crap.
I mean, has anybody noticed that these shirts and these jeans are tailored to basically predominate the feminine features with nails?
I mean, they're tapered to the body to make a male look like they have a freaking hourglass shape, man.
A freaking hourglass shape.
Give me a drink for crying a drink.
Let's give me a drink.
Jesus Christ.
An hourglass shape with males in America today.
I mean, Jesus Christ.
Give me a drink.
And I know, look at these people.
They're like, oh, Hollister's great.
I love wearing ambercrumby fits.
It's so great.
What are you trying to look like, a chick?
You know, and then this Ed Hardy crap.
I mean, whoever the hell Ed Hardy is, I'd like to personally meet him in a barroom and just literally get my pimp hand strong on that sorry son of a bitch for throwing carp and a picture of a freaking goldfish and some Chinese letters and making all the shirts 20 times too small so that these idiots can show off man tits.
All right.
I'm sick of man tits.
Enough of man tits.
All right?
Enough.
All right, guys.
I mean, I'm out here in Austin, Texas.
We see it.
I mean, Jesus Christ, these douchebags are walking all over the place with this freaking dumbass Ed Hardy crap man tits.
I'm sick of it.
All right.
We're seeing decreases in cotton.
And hopefully, that means that you're going to get some more goddamn material on that fruit ball body.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, let me continue, go.
We got wheat futures up today, for Christ's sake, $12.75, a percentage increase of 1.74% for the wheat futures.
Sugar is up modestly today, 58 cents, a percentage increase of 0.62%.
Soybean futures up very modestly, $1.75, a percentage increase of 0.14%.
Lumber is up a buck, modest increase of 0.43%.
Oat futures are down today, $1.50, a percentage decrease of 0.45%.
We got soybean oil futures down 24 cents.
And it looks like Rosie O'Donnell peeked her head out of her goddamn covey hole because today the wool futures are up modestly, $2.
A percentage increase of 0.16% for the wool future.
So all the bull-nosed bulldykes kind of came out.
I mean, it looks like they came out for a happy hour, something of that nature.
Anyway, let me continue going, shall we?
Let's get to the metals because, good God, I mean, just, I mean, you know, folks, you know, this metal story, I'm surprised none of these business channels are delving into the actual disgusting stench of corruption that I smell.
And I have not only smelt, but I have talked about many goddamn times on this broadcast, even going back to this past April.
You can go back to this past April when the CME group, the Chicago Mercantile Exchange, which basically handles the futures transactions or the majority of future transactions in the metals sector, these people went as far this past April to raise margin requirements.
And you can take a look at the chart of gold or silver, and you can actually see that reflected in the chart.
Then they did it again this past summer.
They, was it this past August, for Christ's sake, or late July, they decided to raise the goddamn margin requirements for gold, silver, and copper.
All right?
And once again, you can see that reflected in the goddamn price, for Christ's sake, then in the charts.
And goddamn it, folks, we saw $1,900 of gold, $1,900 a troy ounce of gold, was it two weeks ago?
Now the gold sold off.
Biggest sell-off last week in history.
All right?
Hey, hold on a second.
Engineer, why'd you take off the goddamn chat marshall, these sons of bitches?
Look at them.
Why do you do this, for Christ's sake?
The third is done right now.
Well, stop it.
Put it back on, for Christ's sake.
Good God, put it back on.
Jesus Christ, I'm frothing at the mouth out here because I'm pissed, man.
Right there.
Jesus Christ, man.
I can't, you have to understand, engineer, I can't sit here and do the analysis of the markets and watch these fat, jelly-ass pieces of sh trash sit here and act like text chat warriors.
I can't do it.
I can't.
All right?
Because I get pissed off.
I mean, look at them.
I mean, look at them now.
They're laughing at this crap.
They're laughing.
They're saying.
Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ.
I'm sorry, folks.
I know.
We're getting off Keystreet here.
I know.
I'm sorry.
Jesus Christ.
Let me just get to the medals.
All right.
I'm getting pissed off.
These people are pissing me off.
Chatroom martial law has been implemented.
I didn't even know it was taken off, for Christ's sake, goddamn engineer.
But we put it back on, folks.
Let me talk about the metals because I know there's investors out there wondering what the hell's happening here.
All right?
Wondering what the hell's happening.
You know, you got $1,900 per Troy ounce of gold two weeks ago.
Now, well, let's get to that in a second.
Let's talk about the copper futures.
Copper is up $7.40, a percentage increase of 2.26%.
Now, like I've always said about copper, the reason you're seeing an increase in copper is because you're seeing an increase in equities.
And it depends on the equity sector that is increasing that's going to reflect the copper futures increasing.
Now, if you're going to see increases in manufacturing sectors, if you're going to see increases in appliance retailers, widgets in goods that utilize copper as a major component within the construction of that particular good or service is going to basically reflect the price of copper going up or down.
And as you see today, we saw 2 plus percent increases in the Dow.
We saw close to 2% increases in the other composites.
So obviously, we're going to see a reflected price of an increase in the copper sector, and that's exactly what we saw.
All right, $7.40 increase, 2.26% increase on the day for copper.
Now, let's get you gold because this is a really sick-ass story.
Now, folks, I have always said that the only thing that is going to decrease the value of gold and silver is a ridiculous delving into the increase of margin requirements by the CME group.
Now, I alluded to this just a little while ago, that the CME group first did this this year around April, around mid-April, late March, April.
We saw the CME group raise margin requirements, and as a result, we saw a major sell-off in silver and gold.
It's reflected in the charts.
You can look back and see it.
Then we had it again in August, late July, August.
Another increase by the CME, the Chicago Mercantile Exchange.
Another increase, for Christ's sake.
So, and whenever you see these margin increases, folks, that means that these investors in the futures markets have to sell off their positions so that they can cover their margin requirements.
Now, for you folks that are unfamiliar with what margin is, well, maybe it's best that you don't know what it is because it's basically nothing more than stock market credit.
All right.
Let's say you've got $20,000 or $50,000.
So you've got $50,000.
Well, the exchange or the brokerage, whatever you're trading, in this particular instance, it's the futures of gold and silver.
So you're going to have to be trading on the Chicago Mercantile Exchange.
Unfortunately, if you want to increase the value of your bankroll beyond $50,000, the CME group will allow you to trade on margin, which means they'll give you a certain amount of credit on top of the $50,000 that you have trading in the Chicago Mercantile Exchange.
Now, what does this have to do with raising margin requirements?
Based upon the requirements set forth by the Chicago Mercantile Exchange, you have to have a certain amount of money in your brokerage account so that you can cover any kind of outstanding margins that you have.
And if for whatever reason the Chicago Mercantile Exchange, the CME group, decides to raise margin requirements and you don't have the positions necessary to hold your positions in the gold sector because you have to cover the amount required by the new margin requirements to be able to sustain these outstanding margins as opposed to having them all called back,
you're going to have to sell off a certain level of those particular positions that you have so that you can cover the amount required by the CME group so that you can actually continue to trade for Christ's sake.
I mean, it's just ridiculous, man.
I mean, you know, I can't believe this crap.
So, once again, one more time, all right.
The reason that we've seen a dramatic sell-off, and let me tell you, let's take a look at that sell-off right now.
Today, it was modest, but last week it was brutal.
The worst sell-off in gold in history we saw last week.
Believe it or not, over $100 sell-off in one day, a record sell-off in goddamn gold.
Now, why did this happen?
The Chicago Mercantile Exchange, the CME group, is going to raise their margin requirements again!
Again!
What is that?
Fifth time, fourth or fifth time this year?
I mean, does anybody smell anything fishy going on here?
I have been alluding to the fact that the reason the Chicago Mercantile Exchange is doing this is because the, remember, the administration that's in power today gave these people a lot of our taxpayer money.
You know what I mean?
I'm not joking.
I mean, literally.
I mean, they gave a lot of our taxpayer money to these goddamn pieces of garbage.
And the way, let's put it this way: the price of gold and silver reflects the integrity of the currency.
So, if we see high prices in gold and silver, that means that the rate of the currency or the value of the currency is being depleted.
But when you have artificial anomalies being set forth by outside influences, like these ridiculous continuous margin requirement increases that have been implemented five times throughout the year by the Chicago Mercantile Exchange, you're going to see these artificial anomalies happen right here as we've seen it in the goddamn market of the gold and silver markets, for Christ's sake, folks.
And it's sick.
It's unbelievably sick.
Because let me tell you, why do they want to keep this price of gold down?
Why do they want to keep this price of silver down?
They want to keep it down so that it can make these novice investors, it can make China, it can make those that are invested within the American economy make them feel as if the dollar, the American dollar, actually has value.
When you have a low gold price, when you have a low silver price, investors assume that the currency is valuable.
I mean, that's what people need to understand.
This is being transpired, in my personal opinion.
I think that this is a goddamn conspiracy with our government.
Because remember, we got to remember stimulus package too, folks, all right?
We've got to remember what the liberal regime did when they first took power in 2008.
They gave a trillion of our dollars to Wall Street, for Christ's sake.
And what did Wall Street do?
They gave themselves the big bonuses.
They gave themselves the recapitalization of their bad investments.
They did all this nonsense.
Now, do you think that the government is just going to sit back and allow these scumbags to get the big bonuses?
Do you think they're just going to sit back and allow these scumbags to continue to sustain their business as usual without having some kind of influence from the government?
Of course.
Of course not.
Of course, the government is going to influence what's happening in the private sector, and that's what we're seeing here.
I mean, this is one of the most unprecedented things I've ever seen.
Artificially Weighing Down Gold Prices00:11:41
All right?
I mean, the Chicago Mercantile Exchange increasing its margin requirements five times in one freaking year.
If this isn't artificially attempting to lower the price of gold and silver, I don't know what the hell is.
And this is a disgrace.
And I can't believe it, the business channels, I can't believe it, the goddamn mainstream media, nobody's talking about this.
Nobody's talking about this crap.
Anyway, I mean, it just pisses me off, folks, because you know as well as I, based upon the government spending, based upon the depletion of the American currency, based upon the accumulation of gold and silver itself, I mean, take a look at any commercial on any of these news media.
CNN, MSNBC, Fox, take a look at who's advertising.
It's gold companies, gold traders, gold buyers.
It's an obvious accumulation happening right before our eyes.
And you take all these factors into consideration, and you mean to tell me that, oh, we're still having decreases in gold and silver?
It's being artificially induced, man.
And for you folks that don't know, all right, I know that we saw an increase in the margin requirements this past August, late July, August.
We're going to have another one starting tomorrow.
And get this, all right?
They're going to increase the margin requirements by 21% for gold, 24% increase for silver, and an 18% increase for copper.
All right?
I mean, this is just a disgrace what's happening.
This is just an artificial watering down of the commodities in gold and silver.
And the reason they're doing this, all right?
The reason they're doing this is just to kind of put an artificial price on gold and silver so that it can fool investors into believing that the currency of the American dollar is actually worth something.
It ain't worth diddly.
Look, I mean, we're on the threat of a government shutdown.
We're going to talk about this here in a second.
September 30th, if these assholes in Washington don't take their heads out of their ass, the government's going to shut down again this coming, what, September 30th?
Yeah, I kid you not.
So you mean to tell me that the American currency is that secure that you're just going to go ahead and, oh, yeah, it's $1,600 Troy Ounce gold and $30 Troy Ounce silver.
Everything will be all right.
Don't worry about it.
We're cashing out.
We're going to keep our assets in dollars.
In dollars, for Christ's sake?
You know, this past weekend, you know, I took one of my grandchildren out with me, you know, shopping.
You know, I like to go out to some of these retail locations, trying to gauge some of the competition that are within my industry.
I also like to do a little bit of shopping, so on and so forth.
And I bought my grandchild an IC.
You know, those little damn ICs where, you know, it's like a frozen Coke, frozen cherry coke and all that other nonsense.
I remember buying those 20, 30 years ago for my children.
75 cents a dollar.
You know?
I mean, did you know how much I paid for this goddamn IC?
$3.75.
$3.75.
And that just goes to show you, you know what that said to me?
The American dollar's value is diddly.
It's diddly.
So even though the CME group is going to try to artificially weigh down the gold prices and the silver prices by continuously putting on these margin requirements, I kid you not, folks, there is still bottom-feeding opportunities to be made in these I mean, it's just it's obvious.
I mean, as quick as the sell-off that we saw last week is going to be as quick as we're going to see that buyback once these people realize that, hey, you know, the American currency ain't worth diddly.
I mean, what are they going to do?
You know, as this September 30th date approaches, what's the government going to do to prohibit a government shutdown?
They're going to increase spending.
Yeah, they're going to increase spending.
And as a result, that's going to deplete the currency.
It's going to debase the goddamn monetary system.
So how in the hell are the investors cashing out and basically holding their assets in cash when it's obvious, you know, it's obvious that the debasing of the American currency is going to continue.
You're going to lose money as you hold your assets in American currency.
You're going to lose money at the rate of inflation.
And let me tell you something.
We're seeing massive amounts of inflation thanks to these assholes who continue to spend money on our name out there in Wall Street, for Christ's sake.
And it makes me sick.
Anyway, let's get to gold for Christ's sake.
It's down $8.60, a percentage decrease of 0.52%.
Jesus Christ, closing out the day at $1,631.20.
I mean, it's just ridiculous.
And once again, you can think the CME group in bed with the Obama administration, all right, in bed with the goddamn Obama administration, artificially weighing down the price of gold and silver so that the goddamn investors, not only in America, but throughout the international community, can believe that the American currency is actually still viable.
I kid you not.
This is what all this is about.
I mean, raising the margin requirements five times in one freaking year, that's unprecedented.
Nobody smells a rat out here in the business community.
Nobody smells a rat out there in the investment community for Christ's sake.
I definitely smell it, you freaking milky-licking pieces of nipple clamp-loving butt plug-up-the-ass-looking bunch of socialist, milky-licking, cheese-hole-licking piece of Fabian crap.
Anyway, let's get to silver.
Silver is up at least.
I mean, people are realizing that that $29 silver price wasn't going to stay there for long, no matter how much they increased the margin requirements, because silver took the biggest hit.
I mean, they got the biggest increase.
24% increase.
I mean, we had already seen four increases prior to this.
All right, but silver is up.
69 cents, a percentage increase of 2.31% on the day.
Closing out silver at $30.79 per Troy ounce.
And let me tell you something.
I don't care how much the CME group tries to weigh down this goddamn this price.
I mean, there's no turning back.
The only way we can turn back, and the only way that we can actually instill any kind of integrity in the monetary system is if we actually cut spending.
And if the Obama administration wants to sit over here and talk about raising taxes for the sake of instilling integrity back into our economy, why doesn't he not only cut Social Security, Medicaid, Medicare, all these ridiculous social programs that have done nothing but stagnate our society, cut where it needs to be cut.
And instead of just upping the taxes on those that make money on capital gains, why don't we just have an increased 3% tax increase for everybody?
For everybody across the board.
I find it funny that, you know, Barack Obama is trying to play class warfare, you know, saying that the rich need to, quote unquote, pay their fair share.
Do you know that 10% of the top 10% of America's earners, the top 10% of America's wealthy, pay 75% of the taxes?
10% of the taxpayers pay 75% of the taxes.
So I don't understand where Barack Obama, you know, trying to implement this class warfare nonsense that the rich got to pay their quote-unquote fair share.
All I'm saying is if you want to raise taxes, let's cut, cut, cut, cut.
And if we still need to increase taxes, let's increase taxes across the board.
3%.
Everybody.
Everybody's got to pay it, baby.
Everybody.
I'm not going to sit here and allow this president and the administration and their surrogates to sit over here and shove down our holes that the rich got to pay their fair share.
It's not fair.
It's garbage.
It's nothing more than class warfare.
And we heard this past weekend the president basically championing the idea that he's a damn class warfare agitator.
He was championing the idea.
He's like, if you're going to come in inducing class warfare, well, then that's what I'm doing.
But no, you know what Obama's and his proposal is suggesting under the Buffett tax?
Not only increasing the taxes on those that make earnings on capital gains, but I mean, in essence, I don't know.
You know, I'll never win.
I mean, I've got people in the chat room saying, oh, ghost, it's not fair.
I mean, the rich, they have money.
They have the money to pay.
Why can't they pay it?
Why can't they do it?
They got the money to pay.
It's not fair.
Hey, you mean to tell me that we're going to punish people for success in America?
Huh?
Do you mean to tell me that you want to punish people for having a creative entrepreneurial spirit?
I mean, because that's what you're doing by sitting here and subjugating those that have a certain level of wealth income.
All right?
Look, do you want to raise taxes?
Let's raise taxes.
But let's raise it up 3% across the board for everybody.
Everybody.
All right?
And let's start cutting.
And I'm talking real cutting, baby.
I'm not talking the stupid, dumbass little pussyfoot, little cosmetic garbage that the damn government is trying to induce here.
I'm talking about real cutting that's going to do some real actual integrity instilling back into the damn monetary system, into the government system.
It's going to make America fiscally responsible again.
But that ain't going to happen.
We're not going to have any kind of actual compromise like that on W or on Washington.
We're not going to have it.
These idiots are going to sit there.
They may even throw the damn government into a shutdown.
It's ridiculous.
Anyway, let's continue going, shall we?
I'm sorry.
I'm getting off keys here, but I can't believe that this is the America that we're growing up in.
The Hambone Movement Critique00:07:52
I can't believe that this is what we've turned out to be.
Jesus Christ, let's get to livestock.
I mean, for all you assholes that like to, like me, you know, like a T-bone steak, prime rib steak, ribeye steak, New York strip steak, those types of steaks, you're going to see some increases if you haven't already seen it.
You know, I consume a lot of beef.
You know what I'm talking about?
I like to consider myself a damn carnivore.
It's good for you.
I find it funny that the government actually would promote red meat as a part of a nutritious diet back in the 50s and 60s.
Now they're trying to make a nutritious diet of you being some stupefied herbivore, and I'm not going to buy it.
I'm not buying it.
I'm not becoming some pussified herbivore for Christ's sake.
I mean, has anybody seen a vegetarian?
Honestly, has anybody seen a vegetarian?
I mean, I mistake these people for cancer victims, you know.
I kid you not.
They got the swollen eyes and sunken cheeks for Christ's sake.
They got a frail ass body.
You know what I'm saying?
They're always having bone problems.
And not to mention, it creates a a more docile type of a character with anybody who is a vegan.
You know what I'm saying?
I mean, haven't you noticed that these vegans are very docile, very kind of fruity, very...
Oh, yeah, I'm vegan.
And yeah, it's actually a really good lifestyle.
And it's actually very healthy.
And they look like, you know, literally a prune, you know, being sucked in for Christ's sake.
I mean, I can't believe that people are actually promoting this crap as a healthy lifestyle.
All right?
And the reason I'm saying this, folks, is because, I mean, let's be honest.
All right?
Let's be honest.
Have you noticed these kids are getting a lot shorter nowadays?
Haven't you noticed that?
These kids are getting a lot shorter.
You know, they're getting a lot more frail.
You know, they're getting a lot more broken bones easily.
It's because of this goddamn diet, you know?
It's because of this garbage that we're putting down our throats that...
Oh, well, we gotta feed them ramen noodles.
We got to feed them soybean burgers.
You know, we got to feed them this garbage that's going to turn their bone marrow into liquid shit.
That's what we're going to do.
You know what I'm saying?
Meanwhile, anybody who's eating steaks, anybody who's eating some really good goddamn protein, some red meats, what we were meant to do, all right, you're going to see them with the most energy.
You know what I'm saying?
You're going to see them with the most vigor.
You know what I'm saying?
You're going to see them with the most ability to go out and kick some ass.
You know, they don't break bones.
You know what I'm saying?
You know, us meat eaters, us carnivores, we're not out here breaking bones out here.
We're kicking ass.
That's what we're doing.
We're kicking ass out here.
Let me tell you something right now.
You know, and I feel bad for you folks that don't have the money to go out and eat steaks.
I mean, maybe you should stop consuming in some of those overpriced electronic widgets that are imported from China.
And maybe you should feed your freaking selves.
Give yourself something to eat for Christ's sake.
Get some beef.
Jesus Christ.
You know, I was at the supermarket.
Actually, I wasn't at the supermarket.
I was actually at the Sam's Wholesale Club.
You ever heard of that, Sam's Wholesale Club?
I was at the Sam's Wholesale Club.
And let me tell you, I actually like Sam's Wholesale Club because you can actually get some decent wholesale bulk goods for a decent price.
You know what I'm talking about?
But, you know, Jesus Christ.
You know what I saw?
All right, out there.
These people are feeding their families off of the Sam's Wholesale Club snack bar, for Christ's sake.
Have you ever has anybody else seen this crap?
Is it just me, or has anybody seen anything wrong with this picture?
Has anybody else been in a goddamn Sam's Wholesale Club in America and actually seen people feed their freaking families with the dollar hot dogs and the $1.25 pizza slices that they got going on out there?
They're feeding their families with this disgusting, ridiculous, dehydrated, put-together crap.
I mean, this is garbage, man.
This is garbage.
So all I'm saying is, because I was announcing the damn live cattle futures price, eat some more goddamn beef, you stupid, dumb vegan assholes, all right?
We don't think it looks good that you got little swollen eyes and sunken cheeks, all right?
You look like you've got these.
I'm just saying.
I'm just saying.
Anyway, cattle futures are up $3, a percentage increase of 2.57%.
Let's get to Cattle Feeder.
It's up $3 also, an increase of 2.20%.
And for all you fat, jelly-ass assholes that like a couple of you like a couple of fat, greasy ass hambones.
Well, you're going to have to pay a little less in the pocket today because they are down 47 cents, a percentage decrease of 0.57% for lean hog futures.
And for you people that keep asking, what the hell does that mean, hambone, hambone?
Well, I have been trying to promote throughout the international community and throughout the world that every time that you see some fat, jelly ass, greasy gut hanging over the private park, can't see their feet in 10 years, fat, jelly ass bastards.
Instead of going up to them and belittling them, because in today's freaking political correct world, you could probably be thrown in jail for a hate crime, calling these idiots fat, jelly asses to their face.
But when you just kind of walk by these disgusting pieces of garbage, don't even make eye contact.
Just say this.
Just say, fat, greasy ass, smelly hambone.
And I'm telling you right now, they're going to get the picture.
You know, they're going to get the picture, and hopefully we can light a fuse.
I'm talking about the hambone movement.
That's what I'm going to call this, the hambone movement.
Hambone.
Every time you cross some fat, jelly ass bastard, I'm talking about these assholes that use hover rounds and motor scooters to get to the freaking supermarket through the shopping malls.
Talking about these assholes, all right?
I'm talking about the assholes who break out in rashes in the sites in between their rolls.
Have you seen this for Christ's sake?
Idiots that are so fat, they're breaking out in rashes in their roles.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, let's continue going, all right?
Oh, wait, wait a minute.
What am I talking about?
That's the market, my baby.
That's the market, baby.
That's the market for your ass.
Anyway, folks, I'm sorry.
Man, Jesus Christ, we went over with the markets.
Jesus Christ, we're already four minutes into the second hour of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
And, of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
And once again, folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
Do we have any Twitter shout-outs by any chance there, Engineer?
Shout Outs To Ghost Politics00:06:56
We got a few Twitter shout-outs, according to the engineer here.
And, of course, if you want to send me a Twitter shout-out right here, right now, or not send me a Twitter shout out.
If you want me to send you a Twitter shout-out, is what I meant to say.
All right.
Go to this Twitter account, Ghost Politics, all right?
All one word, no underscores, Ghost Politics, all right, and retweet the first tweet on my Twitter account, all right?
Let me repeat that again for all you ass clowns that don't understand, all right?
You just gotta retweet the first tweet on the Twitter account, Ghost Politics, all right?
All one word, no underscores.
All right, let's go ahead and, you know, give some of these shout-outs to the people that have already retweeted the first tweet.
We got Wendy in Japan.
Who else we got?
We got Pony for Christmas.
Oh, here we go with the Christmas gag.
And I saw that Grinch little stupid remix of me, assholes.
There's nothing funny about that.
Who else we got?
We got Ven Anonymous.
We got Capitalist Queer.
Jesus Christ.
That's great.
A Capitalist Queer in the house over here.
I'm sure we're going to hear from his little fruity ass.
Who else we got?
We got Tazari Pyrope.
We've got another goth guy.
We've got Top Badge.
Who else we got?
I can't pronounce this guy.
Poopin Yapool.
Poopin Yapool.
All right.
Let's go.
Hey, what's going on, Poopin Yapool?
He's obviously from India or he's from one of these other countries.
How you doing out there, Poopin the Pool?
Who else we got going on out here?
We got Anonymous Plumo in the house.
How's it going?
El Foxo Loco.
Who else we got?
We got Ward 24 in the place.
Who else we got?
We got no gifts for Ghost.
Yeah, real funny, you jerks.
All right?
Real funny.
Hey, what do I tell you?
That's the whole reason why I don't care about Christmas.
I know all you idiots, you want to already sing your Christmas carols.
You want to go out and put your goddamn lights on your houses by now.
But you know why?
I don't really particularly like Christmas, all right?
Because nobody buys me crap.
Nobody gives me any presents whatsoever.
You know, I'm the one that gets the presents, all right?
Does anybody invite me to nice-ass choire's, you know, that have, you know, the type of elegance that I deserve?
No, I'm the one that throws that type of crap for my stupid pissant family.
All right?
And when I mean my piss-ant family, I'm not talking about my kids and my wife.
I'm talking about the extended family, you know, the aunts, the uncles, those jerk dicks.
You know, I'm sick and tired of seeing those people.
Anyway.
Anyway, I'm just sick.
I get nothing.
I get nothing for Christmas.
You know what I get?
I get a freaking tie.
I get a freaking tie for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ.
What am I going to do with a tie?
All right.
I don't need a tie.
You know what I need?
You know what I freaking need?
I don't know.
I don't know what I need.
I don't need a tie.
That's all I need.
I don't need a freaking tie.
All right?
I don't need any freaking slippers.
All right.
I don't need any freaking, you know, I don't need any clearance aisle crap because you were too cheap to come out the pocket.
It's not the thought that counts, folks, all right?
I prefer you not to get me shit than to sit here and insult me and get me some off-the-clearance rack crap and shove it in my face and make me have to sit there with a shitty grin, sit there and say, oh, yeah, this is good look.
It's great.
Shut up.
Stupid assholes.
Anyway, who else do we got going on?
Oh, Jesus Christ.
He's sick ass.
Look at these sick, twisted idiots.
I want to give shout-outs here, but you people are sick, man.
Jesus Christ.
We got Ghost Meme.
Oh, great.
I'm a meme now.
Who else we got?
We got Twisted Indica in the place.
Groot Poop.
Groot Poop in the place.
Frank Martin, 24.
ISONRE.
Who else we got?
We got Flamin' Nipple Chop in the place.
I wonder what Flamin' Nipple Chops is doing over there these days.
Who else we got going on?
Who else we got, Engineer?
I thought that.
We got Croc Hunter LOL.
Oh, come on, asshole.
Jesus Christ, it wasn't funny.
That's not funny what happened.
That's not funny what happened to the Crocodile Hunter, all right?
All right, yeah, you know, he shouldn't have been there fingering a stingray or molesting it or whatever the hell I know, but still, it was sad.
It shouldn't have happened.
What else we got?
We got Brony News.
We got Mowers.
We got PETA for porn.
Jesus Christ.
I knew you idiots would get excited about that story last week.
We got moms at 6th Street.
Ah, geez.
Moms at 6th Street for Christ's sake of me.
Jesus Christ, you think this is funny?
Do you think it's funny that single dish rag whore cougar mothers are out there philandering around like they're teenage slut bags while they're leaving their children at home to be raised by some violent video game or some goddamn boob tube or the freaking internet?
For Christ's sake, I mean Good God, Jesus Christ, anyway.
I'm only going to give a couple of more shout outs.
And that said, we got Capitalist Chris in the place.
Fluter Shy in the house.
We got seven panels, Celtic Brony.
The stingrays for Steve.
That's it.
That's enough.
That's it, that's enough.
I'm not gonna give any more shout outs.
For Christ's sake, they think it's a big funny thing, it's a big freaking joke.
for Christ's sake, give me my drink!
I mean, do you idiots even have a soul?
For Christ's sake, I mean Good God.
stingrays for Steve look I agree with you folks all right he shouldn't have been out there philandering around with a goddamn stingray all right get it you You know, he shouldn't have been putting his finger in a freshly waxed blowhole or whatever he did to get sting by that or stung by that stingray.
I get it.
But to sit here and laugh about it, soulless is what you people are.
Soulless.
Anyway, I'm already, you know, Jesus Christ, I'm way off schedule because of you people.
GOP Nominee Struggles Continue00:14:33
We may or may not get to everything on the agenda here, but I mean, good God.
Anyway, let's talk a little bit about the Republican GOP nominee, how that's going.
It's not going too well for the Republicans.
No, it looks like Rick Perry, you know, he put his foot in his mouth one too many times and basically lost the steam of the Republican bandwagon because here in Florida, the straw poll shows that Herman Kane, that's right, the brother from Godfather's Pizza actually beat out all the other GOP candidates in this straw poll out there in Florida for Christ's sake.
Can you believe this?
Herman Kane, baby.
Herman Kane, he actually won the Florida straw poll for Christ's sake.
I mean, hey, you know what?
I almost want to pour out a little liquor for Herman Kane.
Well, wait a minute.
That's wrong urban euphemism.
That's right.
Pouring out a little liquor is reminiscing about dead homies that were gunned down in the hood.
I guess I should say cheers to the brother from Godfather's Pizza.
Hey, cheers, baby.
Cheers to Herman Kane out there.
I'll tell you that right now, I don't know what's going on, Herman Kane.
But it doesn't look good.
A lot of the GOP faithful, a lot of the Republican hopefuls are not looking too very highly at the nominee pool at this point in time.
You know, you've got a lot of people saying that, hey, they want other candidates to join.
Obviously, Sarah Eskimo Bimbo Palin has been completely X'd out because according to reports, and of course, this has been reported time again, and it's never really come to fluition, but maybe it's this time's the time.
Todd Palin may be looking to get out of the Sarah Palin bandwagon after the Alabama Black Snake Glenn Rice incident, for Christ's sake.
And, you know, I know Todd Palin, you know, he allegedly is a listener to this broadcast, and I'm sure he was listening in and didn't really appreciate the news that I had to break to everybody out here in the True Capitalist radio show that, you know, Sarah Palin not only had Alabama Black Snake, but two or three months later went and got married with Todd Palin after the Alabama Black Snake fling, for Christ's sake.
You know what I mean?
This is horrible, man.
I mean, come on.
And, of course, Glenn Rice, he's been, you know, kind of been tight-lipped about it, but he hasn't been too tight-lipped about it.
He's like, man, baby, I miss that girl, baby.
I mean, she had me driven by her for like five years, baby.
Keep me driven by her like five years, baby.
So he was sprung on that Eskimo Poon tang, huh?
Anyway, I want to get back to the GOP hopefuls here because let me tell you, Herman Cain winning the Florida straw poll really doesn't give any kind of positive momentum to the Republicans defeating Barack Obama.
I mean, it really doesn't.
It really freaking doesn't.
So you've got Republican donors, and I'm talking about the big donors, the big donors that donated to the campaign contribution accounts of George W. Bush, you know, that gave George W. Bush those hundreds of millions of dollars in campaign contribution accounts to win those elections for Christ's sake.
They are actually trying to court.
I mean, they're trying to plead with Chris Christie, the governor of New Jersey, to enter in the GOP rates.
I'm not joking.
I mean.
Excuse me.
I'm almost puked a little bit in my mouth there.
But the reason that I'm puking is because, good God.
I mean, are the Republicans really running that scared?
I mean, this doesn't seem good for anybody who doesn't like what's going on in this socialist transition of America.
It doesn't look like Barack Obama has a formidable adversary that he may have to be concerned about for Christ's sake.
When Herman Cain, I mean, with all due respect to my brother, Herman Kane, you know, I'm sure, you know, you took Godfather's Pizza and you made it profitable and whatnot.
But let's be honest, all right?
I mean, give me a break.
Herman Kane?
I'm just saying, you know, the Republicans are a little shaky out here, and I want to hear what you have to say about it, all right?
646-652-4869.
They're trying to court Chris Christie.
They're trying to court Chris Christie.
They're trying to persuade this guy to come in to be a part of the GOP nominee for Christ's sake, but it ain't.
I don't know.
I mean, he may or may not do it.
He is going on tour for a fundraiser, folks.
He is going to go on a three-state tour.
He's going to go to California, Missouri.
I believe he may be going.
Where the hell else is this guy going?
He's going to a whole bunch of places out here, even though he's claiming that he doesn't want to have anything to do with running for president.
But let me tell you something.
The money and the fundraisers and the support may be too good for Chris Christie, because let me tell you, the Republicans do need help.
You know, I mean, Rick Perry, you know, how can you sit over here and call Social Security unconstitutional?
How can you sit over here and say that Social Security should be, you know, for lack of a better term, abolished, and then backtrack on that and say, I guarantee that you old folk aren't going to get any kind of cuts or your Social Security ain't going to get taken away.
I mean, how the hell can you double-talk that there, Perry?
I really don't appreciate it, and I'm sure the youth of America doesn't appreciate it either.
All right?
So anyway, I want to take your call.
646-652-4869 is the number to call here.
What do you think about the GOP situation?
Let's hear from you right now.
Area code 404, what's up?
You're on the horn.
What do you think about the GOP?
You're not saying anything.
How about area code 425?
What's up?
What do you think about the GOP?
Okay, I was wondering, does the engineer have a gunslinger?
Give me a freaking break, you stupid moron.
801, what's up?
What do you think about GOP?
Hey, I want to know how Jewish do you have to be to hate Christmas?
What are you trying to assume I'm Jewish?
Is that what you're saying?
Pretty much.
What are you exactly, sir?
As a matter of fact, before you even say that, I think it's probably everybody's favorite time of the program, and I'm talking about guess the minority.
That's right, folks.
I don't know if I necessarily hear an ethnic clang.
I think I kind of do.
I'm not sure.
Go ahead and put your guesses on the screen right now.
It's everybody's favorite game.
It's just the minority, folks.
That's right.
Anyway, let's go ahead and get back to the call here.
801, go ahead.
Now, you're saying I'm Jewish?
Yeah, I am.
Oh, yeah?
What's your favorite food?
Favorite food does have to be chicken.
Chicken.
What's your favorite artist?
Music artist?
I'd have to say Skrillich.
You gotta say who?
Skrillitz.
You've ever heard of him?
No, I've never heard of him.
Let me see.
Do you celebrate Christmas?
Yes, I do.
This is a tough idea.
I think you're a cracker.
Are you a cracker?
Indeed.
Yeah, I knew he was a cracker.
You get this sick.
Get him off for Christ's sake.
That was a cracker trying to act black for Christ's sake.
Did everybody hear the hip-hop lingo, the hip-hop twang in his voice, for Christ's sake?
This idiot thinks that he listens to a couple of damn CDs of Eminem.
All of a sudden, this asshole thinks he's straight out of Compton, for Christ's sake.
Anyway, we're supposed to be talking about the GOP.
I want to hear from you what you have to say about it.
Area code 563, what do you think about the GOP?
Better play with your Peter Popper 2 for Christ's sake.
612, what do you think about the GOP?
He ghosts were laying in the last few days, huh?
What the?
Is this a trans-testicle?
I didn't see it.
Jesus Christ.
What's your excuse, man?
What do you want?
I just wanted to read you a quote from the Bible.
Oh, great.
Trans-testicle quote time from the Bible.
Go ahead.
Let's go ahead and hear a trans-testicle quote from the Bible.
Go right ahead there, you freak.
If a man lives with a man, as one lives with a woman, both of them will have done what is attestable.
They must be put to death.
Their blood will be put on their own heads.
It's okay to be gay, ghost.
Wait a minute.
You just read that it wasn't okay to be gay in the Bible.
Now you're saying it's okay to be gay.
What kind of trans-testicle quote are you trying to shove down our holes here?
The one I just read to you, silly dude.
Jesus Christ, get this sick.
Get him off for Christ's sake, man.
God damn it.
We're supposed to be talking about the GOP here for Christ's sake, man.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, Area Code 478, what's up?
What do you think about the GOP?
Ghost, baby, what's going on?
I'm glad to see you doing the show today.
I missed you, ghost.
I am glad.
That's great.
I'm very proud of you.
What's your excuse, for Christ's sake?
And stop choking that can already, for Christ's sake.
Yeah, baby, I just wanted to know if you seen my boy, Mr. EBT, oh, Fox Business Ghost, preaching about a ghetto capitalist revolution.
Yeah, I saw Mr. EBT on Fox Business.
I thought it was ridiculous, for Christ's sake.
I can't believe that that ridiculous ghetto five, blatant abuser of welfare is being put on a freaking pedestal.
But you know what?
It doesn't surprise me here.
It doesn't surprise me because this is the new America.
You know what I'm talking about there, ghetto capitalists, right?
This is the new goddamn junkyard America.
Oh, yeah.
Come on down.
We're going to go ahead and put people like Mr. EBT on a pedestal.
Come on now.
Come and get your bowl of soup.
Come and get your bread.
Yeah.
Welfare, baby, junkyard America.
This is what happened.
It's junkyard America is what it is.
Come and get your DBT.
Come and get your cup and cheese.
Yeah, Junkyard America.
That's what it is, baby.
It's what it is.
You know it, and I know it.
It's Junkyard America, isn't that right there, ghetto catalyst?
Baby, you ain't got to get mad because of ghetto capitalist revolution is being a televised ghost.
You can hate all you want, baby.
We're going to get out of ghost.
That's what we're doing right now.
We don't fox a business, baby.
We don't fox business.
Where are you?
You don't beat the art ghost.
You ain't nothing to 213, baby.
I'm bigger than you are.
Oh, yeah, yeah, well, you know what?
Let me tell you something right now because I'm not going to sit there and goddamn submit to socialism.
I will not submit to socialism.
I'd rather die than allow the government to take control of me.
I'd rather die than to allow the government to sit here and give me a loaf of bread and give me a bowl of soup and give me a roll of cheese of government cheese.
I'd rather die than to sit here and allow the government to take control of me and what I do and how much I make and how I live my life for Christ's sake, you stupid ghetto five piece of nipple clamp-loving butt lug out the ass having don't take care of your kid looking, putting your goddamn hot sauce up your ass looking, being a down-look brother with Pookie having piece of ghetto five capitalist crap.
I mean, let me tell you something.
Let me tell you all you goddamn ghetto five pieces of EDT collecting welfare recipient, waste of human life.
So I'm going to tell all you pieces of garbage something.
You idiots think that you're winning because you're getting free money from the government and you think that you're winning.
Your days are numbered.
All right?
Your days are goddamn numbered.
And let me tell you something, when you ain't got no EBT card, when you ain't got no goddamn socialist welfare, what you gonna do?
What you gonna do there, 213, when you ain't got no my goddamn EBT card, when you ain't got none of that welfare since then you'll see it, what you gonna do?
I'm just gonna do more interviews on Fox Business, baby.
That's what we're gonna do.
We just gonna keep winning, ghosts.
We like Charlie Sheen up in this motherfucker.
Tide of blood, motherfucker.
But you know what?
I know you hate the ghost and I know you're jealous, but you know what?
Next week I'll call you up on the first of the month and I get my money, ghosts, because I get my money every first of the month.
Get him off, engineer.
I don't want that asshole on my goddamn show again, ghost.
I don't want that stupid dumb welfare recipient out loud on my goddamn show again.
Fox Business Interview Plans Revealed00:03:49
You understand it?
I mean, don't you idiots understand that this is goddamn America?!
This is America, man.
We're a goddamn ghetto fight version of ourselves.
We have no pride.
We have no integrity.
And that's the proof.
Let this goes to show you.
Give me my goddamn goddamn mic.
Did y'all hear that?
Did y'all hear that?
That right there, my friends, what you just heard, which you just heard by that disgusting ghetto five piece of trash is nothing more than the majority.
Than the majority of America.
Soulless.
Prideless.
Ridiculous, for Christ's sake.
And they have no shame whatsoever.
Listen to them with such pride, for Christ's sake.
Sitting there eating, getting their fat, jelly asses off on the American taxpayer.
But let me tell you something right now.
Your days are numbered.
Do you understand what I'm saying?
The capitalists worldwide are coming together.
Let me tell you something.
Your days are numbered.
We are going to assert our authority soon.
And when the capitalists assert our authority throughout the international community, we are going to rectify the obvious contradictions that are unfolding within the human equation.
I guarantee you.
All you wastes of human life that contribute nothing to world civilization cannot continue to sustain this type of complacency.
You are actually becoming a cancer on the earth.
You are raping the earth of natural resources for Christ's sake.
And if we continue to sustain this lunacy and continue to sustain human mediocrity, then we are going to halt the progress of humankind and as a result, deplete the natural resources on this great planet caravan called Earth.
And I can't believe that people think this is a big joke out here.
You know, I mean, they think it's a big joke.
It's not a joke.
These assholes that collect welfare, these assholes that collect government entitlements are cancers on the earth because they don't contribute anything to civilization.
You know what they contribute?
They become baby factories and even contribute more mouths to feed by the American taxpayer.
You know what else they contribute?
They're shit and piss factories.
That's their contribution.
Yeah.
Yeah, they turn perfectly good food into shit.
That is their contribution.
And what's sad is the shit that they take actually has more contribution on this earth than they do.
Because at least their shit can fertilize the earth.
You know, inspire new vegetation.
Inspire new life for Christ's sake.
What are these assholes doing?
Nothing except consuming without any contribution whatsoever.
Sick.
And I spit on all you assholes that are collecting any form of government entitlement.
I spit on you, scumbags.
Give me capitalism or give me death.
And that's all there is to it.
And you think that I'm lying about that?
Well, by God, I'm telling you this right now.
As it says on my damn Twitter account, capitalism to the soul till the bullet hole.
And don't you ever forget that, bitches.
Entitlements Are A Cancer On Earth00:02:25
Area code 914, what's up?
What do you think about the GOP?
My mom doesn't understand your show.
Oh, yeah.
Well, what does she not understand?
What does she not understand?
The fact that you're racist.
Oh, that I'm racist.
Is this Asho?
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, I know.
Your mother doesn't even know how to speak freaking English, so no wonder she doesn't know how to understand my show, for Christ's sake.
Tell your mother, I'll tell you what, tell your mother this, all right?
Tell your mother, Caiathan Losico Pinche Culeta.
Okay, okay, let me tell her that right now.
Yeah, tell her that right now there, you freaking stupid eight-year-old bean and cheese prick.
Okay.
Hold up.
Bobby!
Oh, she's right here.
Where's she at?
Let me guess.
No, you go ahead, tell me, where's she at?
Where is she at?
Some bar.
Art all.
Some bar, yeah, great.
Didn't everybody hear this?
Some bar, huh?
What is she looking for Alabama Black Snake?
Both.
Mexican and Zach.
Jesus Christ.
Get this sick kid.
Get him off for Christ's sake.
I mean, do you people hear this?
I mean, this kid has access to a goddamn computer and an internet connection every damn day I broadcast, all right?
And every day he calls up, does this same shin dig for Christ's sake, and it just makes you wonder where the hell the parents and he may not be lying.
His mother is probably at happy hour right now looking for Alabama black snake or looking for a new, you know, schlong to do the horizontal mombo with and to take home for Christ's sake.
I'm sure this poor kid is subjected to countless amounts of different scumbags that basically use their house as a revolving door so that they can get an ejaculation out of their penis by this poor kid's mother for Christ's sake.
It's sick.
It's sick, man.
Jesus Christ.
I feel sorry for you.
Hey, Asho, you know, come on, man.
Government Shutdown Concerns Arise00:15:10
You know, you know, I don't know what to say.
Get him off, Edgy.
Get him off, Edgy.
I don't want to talk to that kid for Christ's sake.
It's sick.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, nobody really gives a crap about the GOP.
Once again, the Republican donors, the major Republican donors, are trying to court Chris Christie, governor of New Jersey, in an attempt to join the race to try to provide some credibility to the GOP.
Because as we see it now, Mitt Romney's, the Rick Perrys, the goddamn wide-eyed Michelle Bachmans, it ain't working.
It ain't working.
It's scaring the base.
Anyway, once again, we were alluding to this earlier in the broadcast.
The government could shut down September 30th.
For you folks that are witnessing a little bit of deja vu, yeah, we're back to this crap again, all right?
Where the government may shut down September 30th because of some dispute over the funding of FEMA, all right?
The Republicans don't want to fund FEMA anymore.
You got the Democrats saying, hey, we need to fund FEMA so that we can give people who got damaged through natural disasters, you know, FEMA trailers that cause cancer and all this other stuff.
And this is the dispute that they're having right now.
They're having right now in Washington, D.C. All right?
As a matter of fact, there should be a key vote here in about an hour on whether or not we're actually going to see a potential shutdown as the date looms of September 30th, or we're going to actually see these assholes in Washington take their heads out of their ass and actually increase the budget.
I mean, I hate to keep sounding like some Keynesian jerk here, but I mean, we can't afford a government shutdown, folks.
I mean, just look at the amount of losers that depend on government paychecks.
Just imagine when their goddamn government paychecks don't come in because of a government shutdown.
Where are they going to go?
They're going to go to your house.
Yeah, they're going to loot your food.
They're going to loot your goods.
They're going to loot your private property.
Do you understand what kind of situation the government has put us in here?
They have made a whole population of disgusting, despicable zombies that run to government checks like lab rats running to a food pellet for Christ's sake.
I kid you not.
So I want to hear what you have to say.
All right, 646-652-4869, this number to call here.
Potential government shutdown this September 30th.
And let me tell you something.
We have a government shutdown.
You better well believe that these assholes that ain't collecting their damn government checks are going to go somewhere to get their groove, to get they how do those folks say it?
How do the urban folks say it?
Yeah, baby, I do me.
I'm ripping off from the government, baby.
I'm ripping off from welfare, baby, because I'm doing me.
I'm doing me, baby.
That's what I do, baby.
I do me.
And I do me because of my kids, baby.
My kids.
I'm ripping off the government because of my kids, baby.
Anyway, let me go ahead and take some calls here.
646-652-4869.
What do you think about the potential government shutdown this September 30th, huh?
Area code 702, what do you think about the government shutdown?
How about a game?
Ghosting.
It's called.
Yes.
Sounds like.
Yeah, shove it up your ass, you stupid brony, all right?
That's one thing I didn't miss from my time off here recently from the broadcast.
These freaking bronies, all right?
I didn't miss these stupid jerk dicks.
832, what's up?
What do you think about the damn government shutdown?
Hey, ghost, my computer's just low.
Come face it for me.
Is this you again, Asho?
Oh, yes.
Your favorite kid.
Jesus Christ, can somebody shove a bean and cheese down this idiot's shit funnel for Christ's sake?
I'm gonna give you a freak.
Jesus!
I mean, we're the parents!
We're the bean and cheese parents to this stupid brat.
Good God!
We're the freaking bean and cheese parents to the stupid little brat.
God damn it!
Jesus Christ!
Give me the mic!
Give me the goddamn freaking mic, for Christ's sake.
Do you see what I have to put up with?
Do you see?
Jesus Christ.
Area code 703, what the hell do you think about the government shutdown?
Turn your vibrator off there, fruit bowler.
All right, 405.
What do you think about the government shutdown?
You gotta pay the troll toll.
If you want to get into the little boy's hole, you gotta pay the troll toll.
If you want it.
You know, just by hearing your voice, you sound like a damn little subject on To Catch a Predator, Chris Hansen.
You know what I'm saying?
You sound like that one fat, bloated bastard with the shit stains on his shirt with the four eyes.
Yeah, you know, I was actually busted for this, like, you know, two years ago, but, you know, nothing, nothing ever transpired over this thing.
Give me a freaking break.
Get that freak book.
Get him out of here.
Area code 404, what's up?
Yeah, shout out to my boyfriend, Capitalist Quitter.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Capitalist Queer, huh?
Jesus Christ.
I mean, did everybody hear these lists of characters that call up to the broadcast for Christ's sake?
This is America, man.
This is how sick and demented and twisted and vile this country has become for Christ's sake.
I mean, good lord.
We're supposed to be talking about this potential government shutdown September 30th, and it looks like nobody gives two rats' asses about it, but we're going to try to take one more call in hopes of getting somebody's opinion on it.
Area code 757, what do you think about the goddamn government shutdown?
Well, I think they should shut down because they definitely don't know how to run shit.
Oh, yeah.
Now, what's going to happen to all these damn disgusting mutants that are dependent upon the government cheese and welfare that the government sends them each month when they don't receive their check?
Where are they going to go?
Are they going to go to your house?
Probably.
They're going to look around like dumbasses, like, oh, I don't have any food.
I guess I should get a job, Herbert.
They're not going to get a job.
I mean, there's jobs out here now, they're not getting jobs.
What are you talking about?
Yeah, I know.
You're a stupid little freaking 15-year-old little twerp, for Christ's sake, living on mommy and daddy's money, all right?
You don't know what the hell you're talking about.
Get your ass out of here, you stupid new fag.
417, what the hell do you think about this government shutdown?
I've created a cartoon series called My Little Penis.
Shove it up, your ass.
612, what do you think about the government shutdown?
Oh, I think it's just wonderful.
Jesus Christ, this trench.
How many numbers do you people have, man?
What do you want, Tranny?
I want your love and affection.
Jesus Christ.
Are you a tranny brony?
Is that what you are?
A tranny freaking brony?
That is exactly what I am.
How do you know?
Oh, my God.
How do they draw a tranny brony?
Can you explain that one to me?
I mean, what do you have, like a little ding-dong and your little hoo-hoo, or what?
I have no idea.
Jesus Christ.
Trans-testicle bronies that take it up the pooper on the next Geraldo.
I bet you'd love to be a subject on that show, huh?
This is just horrible for get this in.
Get him off for Christ.
Can you get this trans-testicle idiot?
I mean, come on, engineer.
You're supposed to be screening these callers for Christ's sake.
It's been nothing but circus sideshows.
But God, Kenny, you're done.
Let's go.
We'll do a better job, man.
Good God.
Jesus Christ.
Look, I'm sorry, folks, that we're getting all these ridiculous callers out here.
We're getting off keaster.
And, you know, I'm sorry, but I mean, this is goddamn America.
I mean, I can't.
I mean, this is not a joke.
This is not some act.
This is the way America is.
They're scumbags.
They're losers.
All right?
I mean, they're sick in the head for Christ's sake.
You know?
Anyway, let me continue going.
Who else we got?
We got.
I'm going to take one more call on this subject matter.
818, what do you think about the government's shutdown?
I hear about three or four male voices and one female voice.
I mean, you're a normal guys.
You're like, I love my place.
Now, you see what's happening there at 818?
Does everybody hear that?
Does everybody hear that?
I hear about two or three guy voices and one chick voice.
All right?
I mean, do you see what's going on there?
Do you see what I'm saying?
I'm just saying.
I mean, you're seeing a lot of this.
I'm seeing this out here in Austin, Texas, too.
You know, I mean, I'm out here at the bars, and I'm seeing, you know, like four or five different cocks around like one whole of, or excuse me, one broad, excuse me, one chick.
I mean, what is this new trend?
I mean, is everybody like, you know, just kind of, you know, sharing one broad?
Is it like, hey, you know, instead of going out and having to, you know, take care of, you know, one broad apiece, let's all pitch our money together, get this, you know, filthy pig, you know, drunk as a skunk, bring her over to the pad, and we all have a turn on this disgusting sexual playground.
Is that what this is?
Is this this new trend here?
Just asking.
Anyway, let me move on to another subject matter because nobody really gives a crap.
Anyway, Obama last night, or actually this weekend, had a fundraiser.
For all you folks who are unaware, he had a great fundraiser.
For all you folks that missed it, it was $35,800 a plate.
It was in Atherton, California.
It was in the backyard of one of the Facebook executives.
And Obama was out there, you know, hobnobbing.
You know, people were paying, what is it, $35,800 a plate?
You know, you would think that, you know, it's going to be some pretty high-class people, right?
Well, guess who showed up to the party, yeah?
Guess who showed up to the old party?
Lady Gaga.
That's right, Lady Gaga with her, I'm born this way, showed up to the goddamn party at a goddamn Barack Obama fundraiser, for Christ's sake.
Lady Gaga, for Christ's sake, like we're supposed to care about this trans-testicle hermerphidite penis.
And we're supposed to take politics serious when we've got disgusting, despicable, you know, hermerphidite penis characters like this showing up to political events for Christ's sake.
I mean, we're supposed to actually have, you know, respect for the political system.
I mean, I'm just saying.
I mean, you know, when you've got Lady Gaga, you know, going at one of these fundraisers for the president, for Christ's sake, I mean, and then we wonder why our country is in the bowel situation.
We're in the bowel situation that we're in for Christ's sake.
I mean, good God, Lady Gaga.
I wonder if she showed Obama the hermerphidite penis that everybody's talking about for Christ's sake.
I was just, I'm just, I'm just asking.
Anyway, I want to hear from you.
646-652-4869.
What do you think about Lady Gaga showing up at a damn Obama fundraiser, huh?
Is this politics for you?
Huh?
I want to hear from you.
All right.
Area code 563.
What do you think about Lady Gaga?
It's Capitalist Clear, and I love it.
I mean, come on.
She's my favorite singer, and I was born this way, born gay.
No, I can tell by your voice that you weren't naturally born that way.
You know, because let me tell you, I can tell by your voice right now that you're not naturally over-producing estrogen.
You're one of these assholes.
I can tell by your voice, you're one of these assholes that were rejected by every social outlet.
You're rejected by, you know, the jocks.
You're rejected by the douchebags.
You're rejected by the freaks.
You're rejected by everybody.
And the only group that would accept you unconditionally were the homosexuals.
And as a result, you decided that, hey, you know, I'll go ahead and take it in the pooper.
I'll be getting more action than I was as a straight guy anyway.
So I'm going to go out and take it in the pooper and, you know, just pretend that I'm some homosexual fruit bowl when in actuality, I'm not.
The only reason I'm acting this way is because, oh, it's the only social pipeline that accepts me.
Huh?
Am I right, 563?
No.
No, no, I'm exactly right.
You don't sound like a natural, over-feminized fruit bowl like some of these bronies that call up, all right?
Some of these bronies that call up, it sounds like they're taking estrogen in the ass.
They sound so freaking fruity.
You, on the other hand, sound like some jerk dick that was rejected by every social pipeline, and by default, you decide to take it in the pooper because it's the only social pipeline that'll accept you.
Am I correct or what?
Partly, actually, I wouldn't.
Partly my ass.
It's the whole truth and nothing but the truth and who we be assing, all right?
I can tell by your voice that you're not naturally homosexual, all right?
The only reason that you are is because it's the only goddamn social pipeline that accepts your sorry, no personality-having ass.
That's all there is to it.
All right, now, I mean, let's be honest.
Do you really like being homosexual, 563?
Do you really like it?
Huh?
Yeah.
Yeah, right.
You're a troll.
Get this asshole.
Get him out for Christ's sake.
Give me a break.
But this is America, folks.
Slanderous Lies About The Host00:04:24
I'm not joking.
This is it.
All right?
This is it.
Anyway, once again, we're talking about Lady Gaga showing up at an Obama fundraiser.
Of course, this fundraiser was $35,800 a plate to enter.
And I just find it funny that, you know, here we are, we're in the midst of America basically being flushed down the goddamn proverbial toilet.
And we've got Lady Gaga showing up at one of these political fundraisers, and we're supposed to take this goddamn political system serious.
Jesus Christ.
Area coach 604, what do you think about Lady Gaga and Obama?
Hey, ghost, I just want to welcome you back.
And second of all, I just thought that it's like the most unnecessary thing ever.
I was wondering, aside of that, I'm moving to Austin soon to attend UT, and I was wondering if I could ask a quick question.
Go ahead.
All right, well, I'm not really, you know, accustomed to the traditions and stuff.
And I was asking my friends, and they all say that, you know, you're the expert.
So I just wanted to ask, what's the proper way to tie a lynching noose?
You stupid son of a bitch.
Get this here.
Get him off for Christ's sake.
I'm sick and tired of you assholes insinuating that I'm some kind of a goddamn racist, all right?
I've went through this time and time and time again.
I am not a racist.
Let me get this in your goddamn head one more time.
I am not a racist.
I am not a racist.
Freaking pieces of crap.
I'm a melting pot of friendship.
I'm a night guy, you goddamn certain guy.
Piece of crap.
I mean, stop it.
Just stop it with that slanderous lie.
Stop saying I'm racist, man.
God damn it.
I mean, you know, you have to understand, folks.
I mean, Jesus Christ.
You gotta understand.
I mean, do a freaking YouTube search for Christ's sake.
Do a YouTube search, Ghost Capitalist, and take a look at all the garbage that you're going to find for Christ's sake.
All the slanderous lies, all those disgusting remixes, all this disgusting crap for Christ's sake.
I mean, give me the back.
Give me the mic.
Freaking Mike, for Christ's sake.
I'm not joking, folks.
I mean, look at all the slanderous lies.
Look at all the crap that's out there about me on the internet, for Christ's sake.
It's a joke.
All right?
It's a goddamn joke.
And the thing that really pisses me off, and really the goddamn thing that really pisses me off is you idiots insinuating that I'm some kind of a goddamn grand dragon racist, all right?
That's what really pisses me off, for Christ's sake.
You understand?
Because I happen to have a whole bunch of friends that happen to be black, all right?
I happen to have a whole bunch of friends that happen to be Mexican, all right?
I happen to have a whole bunch of friends that happen to be Oriental and WOP and Kraut and Camel Jockey.
So for you assholes to be sitting here insinuating that I'm some kind of a goddamn grand dragon racist, that is a false indictment, that is a goddamn slanderous lie, and you assholes better stop, or I am going to make sure, and I'm doing it right now as we see it, folks, as we see it, I am going to take the necessary precautions and the necessary steps so I can get punitive damages.
That's right!
damages, I think it's a big freaking joke.
For all you assholes that think it's real funny to be spreading these slanderous lies and make these goddamn YouTube videos about me, you keep doing it.
Punitive Damages And Cease Orders00:11:59
Because goddamn it, I'll tell you this right now.
Punitive damages.
All right, two words, asshole.
Punitive freaking damages.
Stupid assholes.
Cease and desist.
Cease and desist.
That's all I gotta say.
Cease and desist.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, let me move on.
We're way behind, for Christ's sake, way behind.
Because of you idiots.
I want to talk a little bit about this little OnStar.
Does anybody know about OnStar that's on the GM cars out here?
You know, that little stupid crap that's supposed to be there in case you get into an accident or whatever they try to promote that as.
Well, it came out recently, all right, that even though you're not a customer of OnStar, but you have OnStar on your car, that they are going to keep track of every movement that you make and every time your car is parked and basically going to sell that to third-party advertisers.
All right, now this is very open.
They just announced this last week.
They said that whether or not these people that are OnStar customers or not, they are going to keep track of all the movements that they utilize within their car, whether they go to the store, what stores they go to, you know, what clubs they go to, what shops they shop at, so on and so forth.
I kid you not.
So if you have OnStar, folks, and you're not a customer, but you still have it, they are watching you.
I kid you not.
This is not a joke.
You need to look this up for yourself.
They have already admitted it this last week.
They are going to be watching you and selling your goddamn information to the highest bidder.
I kid you not.
Google it up yourself if you think I'm lying.
All right?
But once again, I'm glad I don't have OnStar.
And let me tell you something else.
If I did, I'd rip the goddamn thing out of my car.
All right?
But anyway, I want to hear from you.
646-652-4869 is the number to call here.
What do you think about OnStar and the company keeping track of your every movement and selling it to advertisers?
What do you think about it?
Area code 203, what do you think about OnStar?
Race 2.
514, what do you think about OnStar?
Walking down the aisle because I'm looking for some help, ghost.
You know you love that jam.
That's the greatest song ever, ghost.
Oh, you see.
Get this gun off, capitalist.
How many numbers do these people have now, man?
How many numbers do they have?
Jesus Christ, man.
These freaking DVT collectors, all these jerk dicks, for Christ's sake, give me the mic.
Sick and tired of hearing that goddamn ghetto fide piece of garbage's voice, for Christ's sake.
I don't even know why I continue doing this show, for Christ's sake, man.
Anyway, we're supposed to be talking about OnStar, how they're keeping track of all their devices.
Whether you're a customer or not, they're keeping track of your every movement and selling it to advertisers.
Do you care?
I want to hear from you.
Area code 702, what do you think about all OnStar?
I think it's pretty dumb.
It's pretty dumb.
Yes.
And that's your only contribution?
It's dumb?
Yes.
Fuck you.
Jesus Christ.
Here's another eight-year-old for Christ.
Did everybody hear this?
I mean, I was just completely unaware how many eight-year-olds are listening to the broadcast, all right?
This is supposed to be an 18- or over broadcast, all right?
You shouldn't even be listening to this.
You know, and I keep saying, where are the parents of these goddamn kids?
I'm telling you, folks, you think I'm lying.
You think this is a big joke?
I kid you not.
These kids, their parents are at freaking Applebee's.
They're at TGI Fridays.
They're at Happy Hour right now looking for Alabama Black Snake.
They're looking for some ethnic minority to give them the horizontal mumbo.
And it's just a disgrace.
And this is what these children have to put up with every freaking week.
Just as long as they're in front of a boob tube.
Just as long as these kids are in front of a video game or a goddamn internet connection.
These mothers don't care.
They don't care.
You know, they're cougaring it right now, right?
They're cougars.
Right?
Ah, I'm cougaring it.
Yeah.
I'm a cougar.
You're a cougar.
We're all cougars.
You're a cougar.
Can you be a cougar?
Take it.
Give me a freaking break.
Sick, man.
It's a sick freaking world.
We're supposed to be talking about OnStar.
That little crap that's attached to GM cars is supposed to help you in an accident.
Well, it's come to, you know, they've basically disclosed to the public that they are now keeping track of every one of your movements and selling it to third-party advertisers.
And it doesn't seem like anybody gives two rats asses.
Area code 831.
What do you think about OnStar?
I don't think that's right.
They're even doing that in the first place.
I mean, you know, if you're not a customer, you think they deactivate it.
I mean, if I was getting a car and I know they had OnStar, I'd rip the chip out myself, too.
Well, I mean, you know what?
I mean, people are just accepting this, though.
People are just accepting this.
A lot of people don't even know this.
They kind of release this information kind of underneath the table.
And the only reason that people know about it now is because some of these assholes in Congress are starting to make waves about it.
They're starting to say, hey, the FCC needs to look after OnStar and their nefarious activities, so on and so forth.
So all I'm saying is, is that I don't think that it's right that OnStar not only has these goddamn stupid little GPS tracking devices already pre-configured to cars off the lot, but they're also keeping track of your every freaking move for Christ's sake.
And if they're selling it to advertisers, you don't think that they're giving it to government agencies, you know?
Of course.
They're going to do that.
I mean, that's the only way they're going to make some more money out of that.
I mean, don't you think that they would find out immediately if you did rip off the chip and then give you a call on that?
I wouldn't be surprised.
I would not be surprised.
Yeah, you rip off the chip.
They're going to give you a call.
They're going to be like, hey, what are you doing?
Huh?
You're messing around with the Nathan Howe.
The hell knows?
Who the hell knows anymore, for Christ's sake?
All I know is OnStar and any kind of GPS device, even these stupid little GPS devices that are supposed to help you find your way around the city.
I don't trust any of them.
No kind of goddamn GPS devices on any of my goddamn automobiles, anything transportation-wise whatsoever.
None.
So, anyway, Jesus Christ, we're already in the third and final hour of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
Jesus Christ, of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
And once again, folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
Before we get into anything else, please retweet the broadcast, all right?
Go to the social networks, go to the forums, go to the blogs, and spread it around like wildfire and let everybody know that True Capitalist Radio isn't affected in the house.
We got all kinds of little buttons underneath the player there.
You know, we got all kinds of little Facebook-like buttons.
Retweet this buttons, share this buttons.
Use and abuse those buttons, baby.
It's just a freaking click, for Christ's sake.
And not to mention, for all you folks that got independent blogs, for all you folks that have independent websites or, you know, have some accessibility to some source code in your social networking sites, you can actually implement, or not implement, you can actually embed, I should say.
You can embed the True Capitalist Player on your website.
I kid you not.
All you've got to do is click that little embed this show.
And believe it or not, if you embed a True Capitalist player on your website, you can actually simulcast the broadcast.
Can you believe that?
You can actually simulcast the broadcast from your website.
I kid you not, baby.
All right?
So go ahead and use and abuse those freaking buttons.
All right, now I'm afraid to even ask, Engineer.
I'm afraid to even freaking ask.
But are there any Twitter shout-outs that we should be conducting at this point in time?
We got a couple of Twitter shout-outs according to the Engineer.
And of course, folks, if you want a shout-out right here, right now, well, by God, all you have to do is retweet the first tweet on my Twitter account.
And of course, the Twitter account is Ghost Politics.
All one word, no underscores, folks.
All right, right there, Ghost Politics.
And I'm going to give you a shout-out right here, right now on the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
So let's go ahead and make some shout-outs.
We got Poop Tickle Jr. in the place.
We've got Top Badge in the place.
British Guy Scott.
Some freak show named Anal Plumber.
I mean, Jesus Christ.
Candy Haas.
We got Honeymoon in Iran.
Jesus Christ.
Honeymoon in Iran?
Jesus Christ, what kind of cheap bastard are you?
What are you trying to throw your chick in a goddamn beekeeper suit and beat her with a club every time she shows a little foot?
Jesus Christ, honeymoon in Iran.
Jesus Christ.
What else we got?
We got Battery 333.
We got Ghost the Brony.
I'm not a brony asshole.
Stop making that assumption and stop putting me in brony form.
I'm sick of it.
We got Frank Martin24.
We got Poop Tickler's Cat.
We've got Diane Texas Fry.
Shy, you son of a bitch.
We got blinded by science.
She blinded me with science.
She got a little bit out of me.
Anyway, who else we got?
We got any more engineer?
Some of these goddamn names that I'm seeing here on the damn freaking screen are looking a little obnoxious.
Are there anyone serious here?
All right, we got some idiot named Asho for president.
God, Jesus Christ.
That's all we need, an eight-year-old Mexican talking about, I want some more bean and cheese in the White House, for Christ's sake.
Who else we got?
Ray MKO1.
We got Navy Husky.
I don't like that new remix you made of me, Navy Husky, you sorry sack of crap.
We got, who else we got?
We got, I'm not going to say that.
Urine Smoothies, Poop Soup, Urine Caressor.
I mean, just listen to these sick names, man.
They're sick.
They're sick for Christ's sake.
I'm going to give a couple of more in that said, man.
I mean, these names are just getting way too disgusting.
They're getting way too sick.
And I know there's people that are sitting there in the chat room that are just flabbergasted at some of these goddamn names out here.
All right?
All right, so let me go ahead and see who else we got.
Anonymous Plumo in the house.
What's going on?
Overtones of Levi.
Imonics in the place.
Freaking old man Scrodum.
Jesus Christ.
Just sick.
Facebook Changes Spark Instant Reaction00:04:37
That's enough.
I'm not going to do it.
Burn Texas.
Yeah, burn for Texas.
Just shove it up your ass.
Shove it up your ass for all you people that are making fun of Texas.
We got scorched earth out here in Texas, for Christ's sake.
We got scorched earth.
And you people are laughing about it.
Yeah, just shove it up your ass, assholes, all right?
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, we're way over time, man.
I mean, we're supposed to be talking about a whole bunch of stuff.
Right now, we were talking about how OnStar is keeping track of customers, even if they don't have the service.
If you have it on your car, they're keeping track of all your movements and selling it to third-party advertisers.
And if you don't believe me, well, goddamn, Google it up yourself if you don't believe me for Christ's sake.
Let's go to another subject matter.
I want to talk about Facebook.
It changed its whole interface this past weekend, and I know that everybody got so pissed off about it.
I mean, it was all over every freaking media.
I was like, oh, I don't like the new Facebook layout.
Maybe.
I mean, I don't really give a crap because I don't like Facebook.
All right?
I will never have a Facebook, and the only time I'll ever have a Facebook is if Mark Zuckerberg pays me.
So for all you people that are following Facebook pages that are related to this show or related to me, I am endorsing no Facebook pages.
I will never have a Facebook page unless Mark Zuckerberg pays my ass.
That's it.
All right?
I have no Facebook.
All right?
Anybody you're following is some fat loser wishing he had a life.
All right?
But anyway, everybody got all pissed off.
I mean, it seemed like the world was ending because people don't like the new Facebook layout.
And as a result, people are out there switching their social networks.
And guess where they're going?
They're going to Twitter.
That's right, Twitter.
At least you can actually still remain somewhat anonymous with Twitter for Christ's sake.
They're not trying to get your goddamn shit and piss blood sample before you can become a member like they are at goddamn Facebook over there.
But the bottom line is everybody's going to Twitter.
And, you know, I like Twitter, to be completely honest with you.
I think that it gives people instant access to instantaneous news around the world.
I mean, if anything happens throughout the world, I mean, something major, you can have it up to the second.
Instant reaction from people that are witnessing the event.
Instant pictures.
Instant goddamn videos, for Christ's sake.
So I like Twitter.
Excuse me.
Twitter's nice.
Twitter's nice.
Anyway, what do you think about the Facebook changes?
Let's take a couple of calls with that.
250, what do you think about the Facebook changes?
Obviously, you don't like it because you're playing with your Peter Popper.
954, what do you think about the Facebook changes?
Yeah, about those Facebook changes.
I don't really have a Facebook, but it's just the way they do business.
They're making money, shareholders making money.
Capitalism.
Shareholder, first of all, there's no shareholders.
All right, first of all.
Secondly, they're not making any money.
They missed their last quarter's expectations for revenues, which has delayed their initial public offering into the stock market until 2012.
Remember, they were supposed to have this big initial public offering here this fall.
I think they were supposed to do it next month or the month after.
Do you remember that?
Facebook was supposed to go public.
They were expecting the price of Facebook to go up to $500 a share for Christ's sake.
And look, they haven't even gone public yet, and they can't meet their own revenue expectations.
I mean, that says to me that, and I announced this right when Zuckerberg started doing business with Microsoft, that we're witnessing the beginning of the end of Zuckerberg.
And, you know, I know that Zuckerberg thinks he's the king of all media.
He thinks he's great.
He thinks that, you know, this goddamn little Facebook disgusting garbage is going to last forever.
Hey, it's going to be just like MySpace.
It's going to be just like Friendster.
It's going to be just like all these social networks because let's be honest with you, I mean, not too many people really give two rats' asses about grandma and the family reunion pictures.
Kick The Dog Or Lose Respect00:02:37
You know what I'm saying?
Nobody gives a crap about some stupid bimbo who takes half-nude pictures of herself and has blogs about, oh, the other day I met this guy who paid my rent.
Nobody cares about this kind of crap.
And that's why we're seeing the retraction in Facebook, and it couldn't happen to a better company.
I mean, this pullback couldn't happen to a better company.
Anyway, what do you think about the Facebook changes?
626.
What do you think about the Facebook changes?
You're a bitch, girl.
Push that my wife.
Oh, fuck you, motherfucker.
I'll fucking kill you.
I'll fucking choke you here, you fag-ass bitch.
Man, you sounded kind of scared to say that.
And you're talking all that with that pussy-whipped dog in the background?
Why don't you go kick that pussy-whipped dog, and then maybe you'll make me scared a little bit.
He's fucking barking at you, fag ass.
You're a fucker.
Go kick that dog.
Kick the dog, and you'll earn my respect.
Go kick it right now.
Fuck you, man.
Fuck you, bitch.
Go kick that dog, and you'll win my respect.
You'll be a man.
Go ahead.
Kick the dog.
Barking at your ass.
Go, not me.
Fuck you.
Kick the damn dog, you stupid pussy whipped over-estrogen-producing feminine-sounding purse of crap.
Kick the dog!
Kick the damn dog!
It's getting on my fucking nerves.
No, you.
All right, get this stupid.
Get him off.
Get him off.
First of all, if you're going to sit here and threaten me over my own broadcast, the least you can do is have the shit pre-written so that it can sound like you got a pair and you got some authority and you know what you're talking about.
Secondly, don't get some faggy dog in the background to start, you know, barking like some stupid chihuahua trying to hump the leg of a new guest that just entered into the room for Christ's sake and expect to get me scared for Christ's sake, all right?
I mean, and and thirdly, what's up with the over-feminized voice, you know?
I mean, you know, he's he wants what, my respect, he wants my fear, you got an over-feminized voice, you got a stupid, faggy dog in the background for Christ's sake, you're supposed to, what, I'm supposed to be scared.
Look, the bottom line is, is that if you want my respect, kick the goddamn dog, you know, kick the dog.
You know, if you want me to be scared, if you want me to think you're serious, kick the dog, and of course he didn't.
So anyway, let me move on to another subject matter.
Nobody really cares about Facebook.
Tibetan Monks And Communist Claims00:12:10
Well, actually, they do.
They just don't want to admit it.
They're just pissed off that the Facebook changed, and I'm going to have to go somewhere else in my social networking.
Give me a freaking break.
Anyway, I want to talk a little bit about how Admiral Mueller, Admiral Mueller, which is supposed to be the head of the Joint Chiefs, has basically stated that Pakistan is involved in the recent attacks in Afghanistan.
Yeah, the Pakistan has actually helped and aided the Taliban in the recent attacks on U.S. targets in Afghanistan, for Christ's sake.
I mean, this is what I keep saying.
Well, why do you think I keep bringing up Pakistan every time I broadcast?
It's a powder keg.
It's a powder keg waiting to blow up for Christ's sake.
And I'm telling you this right now.
If the Islamic extremists get control of Pakistan, you better well know that those Pakistanis, once they're under the Islamic extremist control, are going to throw nuclear weapons around like it ain't nothing.
All right?
Like it ain't nothing.
You know it and I know it.
That's why I keep saying keep your eye on Pakistan.
It's a powder keg for Christ's sake.
And let me tell you, I wouldn't be surprised if Pakistan did fall under Islamic extremist control if India wouldn't throw a preemptive strike against Pakistan for their own personal security.
I wouldn't doubt it.
I mean, the world is becoming a very scary place.
This is why I say some of these news items and the reason I report are the things I report for Christ's sake.
You need to know this stuff.
So just in case nuclear fallout happens, just in case nuclear war transpires, just in case World War III happens, you'll have somewhat idea of how that transpired for Christ's sake.
Anyway, once again, Admiral Mueller, under testimony on one of these congressional subcommittees or committees, basically stated that Pakistan is involved.
And the Secret Service of Pakistan is involved in the recent attacks on the U.S. targets in Afghanistan, which doesn't spell very well to our military exercise, or rather military theater, I should say, in Afghanistan.
It doesn't spell very well for that.
But anyway, we're running out of time, so I'm just going to skim through a lot of these subject matters here.
For you folks that are unaware, China has warned the Dalai Lama.
Yeah, the communist government of China has warned the Dalai Lama that he better not pick a a successor to his little sect of monks or whatever, you know, the to the Tibetan people, the Tibetan monks, you know, and you know, in Buddhism, and, you know, the Dalai Lama is supposed to be this enlightened soul that was chosen by I don't know.
I don't get it either, okay?
I d I don't.
I don't get it either.
But to be honest with you, the Tibetan monks are peaceful people.
All right?
They they don't go to war.
They live in pretty much solitude.
They meditate.
You know, I mean, these Tibetan monks aren't hurting anybody.
But China, for some reason, consistently oppresses the Tibetan monks in the Tibet region.
And what I mean by oppress, I'm talking about not only going in and abusing these people in totalitarian fashion, but now you've got the Chinese government trying to dictate to the Dalai Lama not to choose a successor.
Well, this has disturbed the Tibetan monks so much that yesterday a whole bunch of Tibetan monks decided to light themselves on fire in protest.
I can't do not.
They decided to light themselves on fire in protest against the oppression and the totalitarian dictatorship of the Chinese government.
Can you believe this, crap?
They lit themselves on fire in protest.
You know what I'm saying?
They're like, we're not going to take this.
We're not going to let the Chinese government sit over here and dictate to us who we can or can't anoint as the Dalai Lama.
And they set themselves on fire in protest.
Unfreaking believable.
If you happen to have come across some of these videos and the footage of this, unbelievable.
Unreal.
But, you know, this, you know, this is one of those protests to highlight the kind of totalitarianism that the Chinese government is implementing on the Tibetan monks.
All right?
Now, whenever I criticize China, folks, and I know that people are like, oh, no, here he goes again.
I know, I know.
Every time I criticize China, folks, I have to bring in a representative of the communist government of China to make a rebuttal on anything that I have basically stated against the communist government.
And I have to do this because Blog Talk Radio is broadcasted in China.
So as a result, I have to have a representative of the Communist Government of China give a rebuttal to anything that I say against the Communist government.
So without any further ado, folks, do we got him, Engineer?
Without any further ado, folks, Mr. Fortune Cookie, are you there, sir?
Why do you motherfucker care about Kapa and monks?
What do monks ever do for you, motherfucker?
You see, the monks are causing a lot of trouble out here for the communist government of China.
So we don't want Hapey and monks to practice anymore the Buddha crap anymore.
We don't like Buddha, Madhaka.
The Communist government of China don't like Buddha no more, madafaka.
Buddha went out with Confucius, madafaka.
That's right.
We want everybody in China, and we want everybody in Tibet.
We want them to do what they do.
We want them to do what they do for shaming man.
They need to do it for chairman man.
They need to do it for chairman.
That's right.
So, all you motherfucker out there talking garbage about communist government in China because of Tibetan monks.
We're taking a list of you, motherfucker.
And when we find you, we take off, we're gonna stick a chopstick right up your asshole.
Motherfucker!
We're going to stick again soon up your asshole!
Matterfucker!
Oh, no.
My stomach hurt off.
There's nothing else to say.
I am Mr. Fortune Cookie.
Thank you very much.
All right, get him out and get him off for Christ's sake.
Good God.
But you heard him.
He doesn't give a crap.
You know, I mean, they don't care that they're slaughtering Tibetan monks.
They don't care that Tibetan monks are setting themselves on fire in protest to communist totalitarianism by the Chinese government.
They don't give a crap.
You heard, Mr. Fortune Cookie.
They're going to continue their totalitarianism and they don't care.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, let me take a couple of calls just in case anybody has anything to say about the communist government of China.
973, what do you think about the communist government of China?
What am I now?
Yeah, we can't understand you because your phone sucks.
All right.
215, what do you think about the communist government of China?
Hello?
Goodbye.
Sound too fruity to be on this broadcast.
Let's see.
914, what do you think about the Communist Government of China?
He wants to breed off my ass.
I want it now.
Yeah, Jesus Christ, this kid, for Christ's sake.
Hey, stop shopping at the SWAT meet there, Andres.
All right?
Your phone sucks.
All right?
563, what's up?
What do you think about the goddamn Tibetan monks burning themselves?
Am I too gay of the Beyoncé broadcast?
Yeah, you are too gay to be on the broadcast, for Christ's sake.
Take about 10 steps away from my freaking butt crack with that fruit bowl talk.
201, what's up?
What do you think about the communist government of China?
Can you lick my toes?
What?
You're licking toad?
You lick my toes!
Oh, my God.
I mean, let me tell you something.
You shouldn't be licking toad.
You know what I'm saying?
I mean, you lick toad.
You might, you know, hallucinate because of the DMT that some of these goddamn frogs secrete for Christ's sake.
All right?
Don't be licking toad now, all right?
Let's see.
Who else we got?
315, what's up?
Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle off.
These stupid dumbass Christmas songs, for Christ's sake.
All right, let's get through Halloween, assholes.
Anyway, let me move on to another subject matter.
Syria, the protesters in Syria are claiming that Bashar al-Assad's army may be ready to strike against him.
Can you believe this crap?
Now, this is just alleged.
I mean, this is just talk happening, you know, within the Syrian protester community.
But it looks like, according to talks, that Bashar al-Assad's army may be ready to strike.
And let me tell you something right now, that'd be great because there's been way too many people that have died.
And I have been covering the Syrian uprising ever since it started in February.
And if you people don't believe me, look back in the archive, blogtalkradio.com/slash ghost, all right, and take a look at every goddamn broadcast.
I made sure to give some attention to the damn Syrian situation that is happening.
It is a crime against humanity, and I can't believe that it took up until August for the United Nations and Barack Obama to even bat an eye towards this crime against humanity in Syria.
It's unbelievably disgusting and disgraceful.
And all I've got to say is death to Bashar al-Assad.
Death!
Death!
Death of Bashar al-Assad, for Christ's sake.
You can tell him I said that, too, that sorry sack of crap.
Anyway, let me move on, shall we?
Because, man, we're running out of time here for Christ.
We've got five minutes before we get to Radio Graffiti.
Anyway, Texas, in its recent execution, we executed that one sorry sack of crap that drug that one poor black man from the back of a truck out here in Jasper, Texas.
Death To Bashar Al-Assad Called For00:03:11
Did y'all hear about this?
Remember this happened in the 90s?
It was a real big time case.
Stupid, dumb white supremacist assholes started to, you know, yeah, you know what I'm talking about.
There's some people that understand.
Well, anyway, we put one of those sons of bitches to death.
All right, we put one of those sons of bitches to death.
And before he got put to death, all these death row inmates have these final meal requests.
Well, this son of a bitch actually ordered everything from under the sun.
This guy got, he had burgers, he had barbecue brisket, the son of a bitch had, you know, he had everything.
I mean, mounds and mounds of food.
The son of a bitch didn't eat one thing.
He didn't eat one thing.
Nothing but a waste of taxpayer money.
So you know what Texas did?
We ain't got no more last meal.
All right?
We're going to give you a freaking three Musketeers bar, and then you're going to go right in the goddamn gas chamber.
And that's the way it should be, for Christ's sake.
All right?
That's the way it should be.
We'll give these idiots a freaking granola bar and then shove them into the electric chair for Christ's sake.
Anyway, Texas has ended the final meal situation.
There's no longer going to have no final meal.
These guys are just going to get their goddamn, you know, like I said, a little protein bar or something and then be thrown in the goddamn gas chamber like the way it should be.
All right?
Anyway, I just want to talk about that.
Moreover, I also want to talk a little bit about this UC Berkeley bake sale.
Did anybody hear about this?
Out there at the University of California at Berkeley, they are having a guest the minority bake sale.
And let me tell you something.
The reason I know about this is because I actually have a couple of these students that actually go to Berkeley that are participating in this guest the minority bake sale.
Now, for you folks that are unfamiliar with this, the Berkeley Republicans are actually going to have a bake sale tomorrow.
And they are going to sell the baked goods based upon your ethnic minority status.
Yeah.
So if you happen to be white, it's going to cost you $1.50 a cookie, or something of that nature.
If you happen to be black, it's going to cost you like 75 cents a cookie.
If you happen to be Mexican, it's going to be like 75 cents.
If you happen to be an Indian, you're going to pay a quarter or something.
Seriously, this is not a joke.
All right?
This is a real bake sale that's going to happen tomorrow at UC Berkeley.
And the reason they're doing this is to protest the new requirements that are being proposed by the California government that's going to allow universities to take into consideration racial and socioeconomic makeup when actually taking into consideration acceptance into universities.
Can you believe this, Crab?
So what does this mean exactly?
Well, it means that they're going to have to have a quota of certain, you know, racial and socioeconomic makeup to continue to get certain government fundings from California government.
Can you believe this, Crab?
Hypocrisy In Today's Government Exposed00:03:00
I mean, it's disgraceful.
It's pathetic, for Christ's sake.
I mean, can we throw this whole primitive concept of race in the halls of antiquity, please?
I mean, can we do this already?
It's stupid.
It's too bad that I don't live in California because I would attend that goddamn guess the minority bake sale.
And let me tell you something.
I'd buy a dollar.
I'd buy a whole bunch of them cookies.
You know what I'm saying?
I'd even round up some minorities like some American Indians and, you know, give them a quarter.
I mean, you understand what I'm saying?
I mean, it's just showing the type of hypocrisy that we have in today's government.
It's hypocrisy.
What it is.
It's unbelievably hypocrisy.
And before we get on to anything else, I do want to announce that Anonymous finally hacked the right people.
Instead of worrying about ridiculous, mundane, pathetic ideas like Scientology, who gives a shit about Scientology?
Who gives a shit about PlayStation Network suing geo-hots?
Who gives a shit about these stupid, unrelated, ridiculous causes that Anonymous has basically hopped on the bandwagon with?
And it's about time that Anonymous finally hacks the right people.
All right?
And I'm talking about the Syrian government.
Now, if you would have been following me on my Twitter account, of course, the Twitter account is ghostpolitics, all one word, no underscores, you would have seen the post on which I showed that Anonymous had hacked a Syrian government website.
Yeah.
Syrian government website up in this son of a bitch.
All right?
A Syrian government website.
And let me tell you something.
The way they had set up that Syrian government website was pretty cool.
You know, it was pretty goddamn cool, to say the least.
I mean, they had this graphic on where you would basically, you know, hover over any one little, what looked like a little bit of a graphic of a person.
There were 2,000 of these little people, or two, you know, I think it's actually over two, it's like 2,700 of these little people.
And if you hovered over every one, it basically said the name and when these people died as it related to the Syrian cause and the Syrian protest against Mashar al-Assad.
It was a beautiful hacking, a beautiful hack job.
It's about time that Anonymous takes its head out of its ass and starts realizing, hey, if we're going to take penitentiary chances, the least we can do is go out and do something for a real cause out here instead of, you know, occupying Wall Street and singing, Kumbaya, Mala, a Kumbaya.
I mean, give me a freaking break.
I mean, how in the hell are you going to win anybody over with a freaking kumbaya?
Kumbaya Singers Need A Lesson00:10:01
All right?
Anybody who sings kumbaya in a protest should get their ass whooped.
All right?
I'm not joking.
Anybody who sings a freaking kumbaya in a protest needs to be bitch slapped.
Ike Turner style with some freaking stank on it, for Christ's sake.
Freaking kumbaya.
Give me a freaking break.
Anyway, that's about enough.
I've had about enough talking about all this crap.
Anyway, it's about time for everybody's favorite part of the broadcast.
But before we get into that, I'm going to give a couple of more Twitter shout-outs to the individuals that are out there listening in.
And of course, if you want a shout-out right here, right now, well, retweet the first tweet on my Twitter account.
And the Twitter account is Ghost Politics.
All one word, no underscores, baby.
All right?
All one word, no underscores.
Ghost politics.
All right?
Retweet the first tweet up in there, and I'm going to go ahead and give you a goddamn shout-out right here, right now.
Let's go ahead.
Well, we got a couple of shout outs here, folks.
And of course, if you want to take advantage, I mean, don't be sitting here like a Milky Liquor.
Retweet the first tweet on the broadcast.
All right?
Retweet the first tweet on the Twitter account.
All right, here we go.
Let's go ahead and take it from the top.
All right, who do we got going on here?
Sick-ass names once again.
We got Ghost Poop Ticklicks.
We've got Zombie Freak 18.
Ghosts Love Smurfs.
Moms at IHOP.
RJD279.
Brown Dwarf Nair.
Gimme Fapitalism.
C-Man Kono-Sur.
Oh, you sick set of us.
Screw you, stupid assholes, trying to sell me.
You see what I'm saying, man?
I'm sitting over giving these idiots shout-outs, and look at this sick-ass name that they're sitting out here putting up.
Look at this sick-ass crap.
Assholes.
Something funny about that, jerks.
Anyway, who else do we got?
We got Texas Euroast.
Assholes.
Got scorched earth out here in Texas, assholes.
There's nothing funny about that.
Poop Soup.
Mega Jaws.
Moms at TJIF.
Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ.
We got British Guy Scott.
We got Chieftain Darth.
We got Crotch Hunter.
That's enough.
No, that's it.
Seriously.
I mean, that's enough.
I mean, people are pissing me off for Christ's sake.
You know what I mean?
I mean, I deserve more respect than the kind of crap that these people are implementing upon me right now for Christ's sake.
I mean, I'm the capitalist.
I'm the capitalist, and I deserve the respect accorded that title.
You pieces of crap.
Anyway, that's about enough.
Give me the mic.
Give me the mic for a second.
Goddamn mic, for Christ's sake.
Anyway, it's about that time for everybody's favorite part of the broadcast, and I'm talking about radiography.
That's right, folks.
It's about that time for everybody's favorite time of the broadcast.
And I'm talking about radio graffiti.
It's your time to participate in the True Capitalist Radio Show.
And how you do it is by calling me, 646-652-4869 is the number to call.
And when I call on your area code or I call on your Skype name, you have three to four seconds to say whatever it is that you have to say on your mind.
Do you understand what I'm saying?
And let me tell you something, you assholes better be ready.
All right?
Don't sit there like some stupid deaf mute for Christ's sake.
It's time for you to get ready.
All right, when I call your Aerico, when I call your Skype name, three to four seconds, hurry up and say it.
All right.
Anyway, let's go ahead and take it from the top.
All right.
We got Area Code 305, Radio Graffiti.
Taking too long, asshole.
We got Ghetto Christmas, Radio Graffiti.
Yeah, goat.
I got some sad news.
Your friend Goofy Bone killed himself this weekend.
Yeah, shut up.
Texas, Radio Graffiti.
Tango whiskey, radio graffiti.
Anyway, let's just go ahead and get to everybody's favorite cartoon show.
And I'm talking about my little pony.
The first episode.
You stupid, dumbass bronies.
I didn't say that.
That's an audio splice.
I hate that stupid, dumbass cartoon.
I mean, you know, especially after season two, for Christ's sake, we're supposed to believe this crap.
Give me a break.
Collateral damage, radio graffiti.
Hey, you bastard.
It's me again, your favorite Mexican.
Here we go.
This, you know, European Arab.
Alpha Charlie, radio graffiti.
And I hate to keep beating my son here, but shut up, you stupid assholes.
All right?
That's ridiculous.
That was a ridiculous, stupid sound recording.
4080, radio graffiti.
Yeah, I just celebrate 9-11.
That's not to be celebrated, asshole.
It was a national tragedy, you jerk dick.
425, radio graffiti.
911 would be funnier if 911 people died.
Isn't that supposed to be funny?
Yeah.
You know, you sounded a little bit slow on the tongue.
Do you have a speech impediment, or are you a foreigner?
Why are you asking?
Because your tongue is a little heavy.
It sounds like you either got dropped on your head when your mammy was picking you up, or you're a foreigner.
That's what I'm asking.
Oh, you know what?
Just stay right there for a second.
Stay right there for a second because I think it's about time to play everybody's favorite game once more.
It's guest a minority.
That's right, folks.
I definitely hear some kind of ethnic whang here.
A little bit of ethnic whang, and I think it's about time to play everybody's favorite game.
It's guest the minority, folks.
Go ahead and put your guests on the screen right now.
Go ahead.
Anyway, let's go ahead and get back to this guy.
Oh, wait, wait, hold on.
Oh, why'd you hang up?
Oh, don't.
Hell no, no.
He didn't hang up.
There you are.
425.
What's going on?
How do you say you're not racist?
I'm not racist.
Are you really not racist?
No, I'm not racist.
Why do you even have this part of the show?
Are you a gay Mexican?
A gay Mexican?
No.
It's not a real race.
You're a gay Mexican.
I know it.
I know it.
Get this gay Mexican off my...
Get him off, for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ.
It's a gay Mexican, if I've ever heard one, for Christ's sake.
347, radio graffiti.
Suck my dick, Oh, yeah, real funny, 347.
You know what?
Let's go ahead and 417, Tara Strong, 404.
412, 916.
Who else we got?
We got our back hog together sometime.
Hey, ladies, what's going on?
Shut up, Faggot.
I got something for you, Faggots.
I'm going to play it.
Stay right there.
Let's musically like the explorer.
I can always just hear you.
From you and I have...
That's not a breather.
God.
Let's do this.
That's no problem.
God.
What are you?
You people are lame.
You know that?
Every one of you that are on the field right now, you're lame as hell.
No, but you can't feel yourself.
You're looking at the bad.
We know you're the names of your children.
We know the names of your grandchildren.
We know the name of your wife.
We know your address.
And we know your home phone number.
Oh, yeah.
Say it now, then, Faggot.
Say it now.
Say it now if you know it.
Say it now.
Don't be a lamer.
Say it now if you know it.
Say it now.
Why don't you always threaten somebody other people's phone numbers, but you never do.
Say it now.
You say you know who I am.
Say it now.
I'm waiting.
Why should I?
I'm waiting for the lamer.
You think he can cost me.
I'm waiting for the lamer.
Personal Information Threats Discussed00:02:06
Hey, Koe, how do you throw that whipster that can be a subject?
Texas, Texas executes 13-year-olds.
Dogma! Dogma!
Oh, guys, did you start doing the last of your time when it was younger?
When it was younger?
You know what I'm saying?
Maybe I'll have to look further.
Maybe I'll have to look further.
Then you'll have to go.
All of you are lame, and you know it.
All of you, you're lame.
Hey, Burke, why do you come straight up to my face?
You push me.
Hey, Burke, my name is Tom Screeder.
I live in Saginaw, Michigan.
You're in Saginaw, Michigan.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
You better go in Saginaw, Michigan, you piece of crap.
What I was talking about is you see, this is the remix I was talking about with Navy Husky over here.
Does everybody hear that for Christ's sake?
I mean, Jesus Christ with these freaking remixes, man.
How many remixes are there, man?
Jesus Christ.
Who the hell else do we got?
code 614, Radio Graffiti.
We can't understand you, ass clowns.
704, radio graffiti.
Hey, ghost, what's your favorite color Yamaka to wear?
I use Yamakas for coffee filters, asshole.
207, radio graffiti.
It's Christmas time.
Christ, with you goddamn Christmas crap.
Let's get through Halloween first.
Let's get through Thanksgiving first before we sit over here and start talking garbage about.
Oh, yeah, it's Christmas time.
It's Christmas time.
Give me a freaking break.
5144.
Turn down your radio, asshole.
604, radio graffiti.
Playing with your Peter Popper.
563, Radio Graffiti.
It's Capitalist Clear, and I am officially a brony.
Well, we could have all guessed that there, fruity ass.
315, radio graffiti.
I just swiped my DVT.
My EBT, my DVT.
I just swiped my DVT.
Shove that up, your ass.
Shove that up your ass.
Let me tell you something right now, all right?
I don't want to hear that song again, the EBT song, all right?
As a matter of fact, I better not say anything before I get myself in trouble.
All I gotta say is, if I see EBT out in the streets, he better not be caught slipping because me and the capitalist army, we got an eye out for that son of a bitch.
That's all I gotta say.
That's all I gotta say.
719, radio graffiti.
Niggers and beaners deserve to burn.
Say that a little bit more clear there, you cheese whiz-guzzling redneck.
954, radio graffiti.
And all you assholes that say that I'm a freaking brony, hey, it's the truth.
You stupid audio splicing jerk dick, all right?
I'm not a brony asshole.
215, radio graffiti.
Playing with your Peter Popper.
246 Radio Graffiti.
989, radio graffiti.
Ghost, I support you, but why are you so goddamn racist?
I'm not goddamn racist for Christ's sake, man.
How many perks do I have to get through your goddamn thick hits?
I'm a melting pot of friendship.
Assholes.
Dr. Poop Tickler, Radio Graffiti.
I am goddamn racist, and all you idiots that are sitting here calling me a racist.
Shut up, you stupid, dumb, audio splicing jerk ass.
727, radio graffiti.
Hey, Ghost, your show is awesome and everything.
Shout out to the engineer as well.
Hey, thanks a lot.
778, Radio Graffiti.
I never said that, you stupid, dumb audio splice and jerk.
908, radio graffiti.
You're a monster.
Mr. Ghost.
You're hot.
You're racing.
Yeah, you're real funny.
Real funny.
Real funny, you jerks.
All right?
I mean, why do you think I don't want to come back on here sometimes, huh?
Why do you think I even get jaded when contemplating doing another broadcast up on here for Christ's sake?
I mean, I get jaded.
I mean, I'm depressed.
I mean, I can't believe that this is what America's turned out to be for Christ's sake, man.
That's it.
A couple of more, and then we're getting the hell out of here for Christ's sake.
This is a horrible, horrible carpet-munching Monday.
I'll tell you that right goddamn now.
Area code 414, radio graffiti.
Ghost, I just want to say that your show is awesome, and shout out to Porn Talk Pyram.
Jesus Christ.
818, Radio Graffiti.
Hey, ghost, I just wonder how many black people have on your yard.
Shut up, you asshole, alright?
They're Mexican, not black.
715, radio graffiti.
Hey, ghosts, I love burning ethanol.
You love burning ethanol?
Well, good for you there, you stupid, come gurgling piece of nipple clamp-loving butt-plug-up up the ass-looking chicken-eating cornboy crap.
612, radio graffiti.
I'd like to give a big shout-out to my friend Hoodie, the man in the tub.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
419, Radio Graffiti.
Yeah, dude, I was just calling and say, I got a problem with all these trolls calling constantly.
Well, I have a problem with your fruity ass.
All right, how you like that?
We got Mike Logan, Radio Graffiti.
Top badge, Radio Graffiti.
Have a happy Halloween, Halloween, Halloween.
Have a happy Halloween, man.
Have a happy Halloween.
God damn it, would you remixes?
Remix after remix after remix after freaking portrayed by these stupid trolls out here.
I mean, freaking remix after freaking remix after freaking remix after freaking Take these trolls!
They're cyber vermin!
That's all there are is cyber vermin!
God damn it!
That's it.
I'm getting out of here get me out of here!
Get me out of here!
Get me out of here, Engineer.
I'm so sick of these people.
I'm sick of them.
Cyber Vermin Must Be Eliminated00:15:24
I'll give a couple chat shout-outs.
All right, should I give a couple of chat shout-outs, Engineer?
Well, I guess we should do a couple of chat shout-outs.
All right, let's take it from the top.
We got exclamation point, 15.5 inches.
Exclamation point, Meredith loves Gaga.
Exclamation point, Meredith for Anal Cheese.
Exclamation point, Meredith for Cunt Spray.
Exclamation point, Meredith for President.
I can't even read that one.
I'm not going to say those, you asshole.
All right?
We got 0000 DJ Pony.
We got 0000 Lone Starfield Nightmare something or other.
I don't know.
00000 Xmas Goat.
0000 Texass.
0000 Celtic Brony.
0000 Ghost is Goat.
Screw you, asshole.
0000 Group Poop.
0000 Yeppity Ha.
0001 Capitalism.
000 1A Capitalism.
000 Amy R Slicker.
Okay.
000 Hotheaded Ghost.
000 I Love A Lessia.
Man, I better have gotten somebody laid there.
You know what I'm saying?
That's all I'm saying.
I better have gotten somebody laid.
Zero zero zero roasting text.
Get that asshole.
Get out of here.
Roasting Texas.
Screw you.
Zero zero zero Vendel times Ron Paul.
Zero zero zero Waco Texas LOL.
Get that asshole.
Get him out.
Get Waco Texas out of here.
Get out.
Piece of crap.
Zero zero zero Engineer is a spy.
Who the hell else do we got out here?
Zero zero zero Frozen Texas LOL.
Zero zero Ghost Watches MLP.
Yeah, shove it up your ass.
Zero zero Spermy the Flea.
Zero zero Spermy the Foreskin.
Ah, Jesus Christ.
Zero zero Trixie is Best Pony.
Zero Zero Ghost Doesn't Drink.
Zero Fart Dog.
Zero.
I'm not going to say that.
I'm not going to say that either.
I'm not going to say these.
Ghost Swipe EBT.
Yeah, shove it up your ass.
Get that asshole out of here.
Get Ghost Swipe EBT.
Get him out.
Get him out now.
Get him out, Adrian.
Get him out.
We got Zero I Really Lit Texas.
Ah, you assholes.
Get that asshole out of here, too.
Stupid jerk.
We got zero India Shaken, not stirred.
Oh, man.
Jesus Christ with some of these names, man.
Jesus Christ.
Zero Klingon My Willie.
Zero Matex.
I'm not going to say that.
Zero Meredith for Cumrag.
Zero Meredith for Jizbucket.
I'm not saying that one either.
I'm not saying Zero Poop Tickler Jr.
Zero Reno Jihad LOL.
Get that at.
Get him out.
That's a sick, twisted name.
Get him out right now.
Get him out.
Jesus Christ.
This is just disgusting.
I'm going to stop saying these goddamn sons of bitches, man.
I mean, this is just disgusting.
Look at this.
Zero zero Texas Smokehouse.
Zero zero my wide.
I'm not going to say that, you sick sons of bitches.
Zero zero zero Grandpa Poop Tickler.
Zero zero zero.
I'm not going to say that.
Zero zero Huge Janus.
Who else we got?
Zero L Poop Tickler 6th.
Who else we got?
We got Zero Texas Futurist Bright.
You son of a get that at.
Get him out.
Get that sorry sack of crap out of here for Christ's sake.
There should be no reason these assholes should be laughing.
They should not be laughing about Texas' misfortune, for Christ's sake.
We got one Dixie Normus.
We got one reindeer ghost.
One Spermy the Poop Tickler.
I'm not saying that one either.
One India Be Shaking.
You assholes, man.
What a bunch of jerks.
2012 The Engineer.
Two big Tetas.
Too Fat for Spandex.
Six Street Fume.
Get Sixth Street Fumes out of here.
Get that.
Get him out.
We got a Frosty Xmas for Ghost.
We got Accidental Pony.
What?
Accidental Pony Boner.
Jesus Christ.
African American Ghost.
We got.
We got.
I'm not going to say that either.
I'm not going to say these sick names.
There's another donut, another Gothic guy.
Who else we got?
I'm not going to say these sick names.
Baby Poop Tickler.
Balls of Steel.
Bang is Mexican.
Based Capitalism.
Barbecue Lone Star.
Get Barbecue Lone Star.
Get him out.
Get him out of here.
Barbecue Lone Star, you assholes.
We got Bernie Tech Haas, Blog Talk Pirates, Bloody Tampon, Bob Jones.
Who the hell else do we got here?
We got Boomer727, Boomsickle, Brandon Tripp, The Brew Crew, Brinko War, Brony Party, Brony Forever.
I'm not saying that.
I'm not saying that either.
Let's see.
Burnt Texas Toast.
Shut up, you're right.
Get that asshole out.
Burnt Texas Toast.
We got Candy Vadge, Caper Corn, Capital Bro, I'm not saying those.
This asshole Capitalist Queer.
Capitalist Wife Beater.
Capitalist Can Smasher.
Celtic Brony.
Coxy Normus.
Man, that's enough.
I'm not saying these sick names.
That's enough.
I'm through with this crap.
Give me a shit.
Get me out of here, man.
These are sick names.
These are sick ass names for Christ's sake.
These names are sick.
You know what I'm going to do?
I'm going to do some after-the-show radio graffiti, all right?
So if you're listening in right now, you better call up 646-652-4869 right now if you want some after-the-show radio graffiti.
That's right.
Because I'm not giving any more shout-outs to you dumbass sick Milky Liquors.
I'm not going to do it.
I'm not going to do it.
Let me.
Look, they're laughing at this.
They're laughing.
They're laughing about this crap.
It's stupid.
Anyway, Ghost Politics is the name to follow on Twitter, alright?
Make sure to follow me on there, Ghost Politics.
Anyway, we are now off of the official broadcast on the True Capitalist Radio Show.
Now, anything that is listened to from now on in is only going to be exclusive to those that are listening to me on the phone line right now and those exclusively in the archive.
All right, once again, the Twitter name to follow is Ghost Politics.
All one word, no underscores.
And before we get out of here, let's go ahead and take some after-the-show radio graffiti.
I know everybody's looking forward to it.
Let's take it from the top.
5-6-1, Radio Graffiti.
Okay, 3-3-7, Radio Graffiti.
Uh...
Eric Boyette.
Stupid idiot.
412 Radio The Biggie.
Brinko War, Radio Graffiti.
Take it up the poop.
Shove it up, your ass.
Shell Cod, Radio Graffiti.
Hey, Ghost, what's up?
How's it going, man?
Meredith for President, Radio Graffiti.
You're taking too long.
Orph 83, what's up?
Radio Graffiti.
Good to have you back, Ghost.
Hey, how's it going, man?
Good to hear from you, Orphe.
510, Radio Graffiti.
Hey, Ghost, would you like to see my book credit?
How would we like to show this on TM?
Sick son of a bitch.
Discard Skype, Radio Graffiti.
You know what?
He's an old piece of prostate infected crap.
All I do is shove it up your ass, you dumbed audio splicing piece of garbage.
347, radio graffiti.
Wicked, wicked, wicked, super servant.
Wicked, wicked, wicked, stupid sack of crap.
Jesus Christ, 347 Radio Graffiti.
Come on, Fidger.
Get him off!
We got Bill, Bill, Bill, Radio Graffiti.
The first episode of season two, Return of Harmony.
Really kicked ass.
It was like shoving up your ass, all right?
First of all, I'm not a brony, but secondly, all right, secondly, season two suck.
If you expect us to believe this, then obviously, it just, it's, forget it, all right?
The 757 Radio Graffiti.
313, radio graffiti.
You know who gives a crap about my son?
Shut up.
914, radio graffiti.
Oh, yes, ghosts.
I love you.
I love the ass.
Jesus Christ, here's on Thress again.
What do you want?
I want to bury the up my ass.
Yeah, you sound a lot.
You sound like you bean and cheese little eight-year-old prick.
563, radio graffiti.
Hey, everybody, it's Ghost of the Sun, and I am a fruit bowl.
Stupid idiot aren't my son.
Are you kidding me?
My son would whoop your ass.
860, radio graffiti.
Pick a medium, asshole.
919, radio graffiti.
Hey, Ghost, what fellows attack you?
Stupid asshole.
Navy Poop Tickler, Radio Graffiti.
It's about to get cut off.
Do what I did.
Go downtown, nigga!
I'll pop the EBT!
What, nigga?
Make sure you can sell the shit, and you can keep cashing it.
Shove up your ass, you stupid EBT jerk dick.
815, radio graffiti.
Since you're singing telegram, I hope they fight too well.
Mr. Right is still a break.
Just to think you're really smart.
Stupid idiots.
Jeffers, Jeffers, radio graffiti.
Wait, sorry, I'm having some audio problems here.
It sounds like you're having some poop shoot problems from where I'm standing.
413, radio graffiti.
Hey, sir.
Goodbye.
813, radio graffiti.
Hey, it's Metro Jokey.
I just want to say welcome back and hope you will continue to enjoy the Dumod.
Yeah, Dumont is pretty good, man.
732, Radio Graffiti.
EBT, my EBT, IBT asshole.
Get him off, for Christ's sake.
I mean, do you think that I want to hear this ridiculous EBT jerk dick?
Rub it in the faces of taxpayers throughout the world that he's mooching off of.
Do you think I actually want to see this crap?
Do you think I want to hear this crap?
I'm telling you, you just wait and jeez Christ.
If I see that Mr. EBT in a freaking barroom, he's getting dealt with.
That's all I'm saying.
All right?
That's all I'm saying.
And I'm going to do it for the capitalists.
661, radio graffiti.
Yo, ghost, what's up?
Nothing.
703, radio graffiti.
If you could have any car in the world, what would it be?
Oh, any car in the world?
Probably a Phantom.
516, Radio Graffiti.
Check up the poop.
That wasn't funny at all, new fag.
612, radio graffiti.
Jesus Christ, you trans-testicle.
How many goddamn phone numbers do you have?
Come on, eight.
Jesus Christ, get this trans-testicle out of here for Christ's sake.
Take up a 10 steps away from my freaking butt crap.
God damn it.
513, radio graffiti.
Dude, I love your racism.
I'm not racist, asshole.
All right, I think you need to recognize.
7-0-2, Radio Graffiti.
Well, what is it?
What is this?
Axel Foley remix or some crap?
What is that crap?
What is that?
The Beverly Hills Cop remix now.
God, with these freaking rumors, you bitch!
Jesus Christ.
Makes me sick.
You know, that makes me sick to my stomach.
A couple more and that's it, for Christmas.
A couple more and that's it.
All right, a couple of more and that's it.
All right?
6-0-9, Radio Graffiti.
You're not saying...
You suck, all right?
You can't do it.
Only I can do it.
You suck.
614, radio graffiti.
Ghost, get this top of the girls all over each other's songs.
Oh, my God.
Are you in the tub?
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Jesus Christ, this sick son of a bitch.
That's it.
I'm done.
I'm done.
You goddamn put a fork in me.
I'm done.
I'm done with this crap.
Get me out of here, engineer.
You're God.
I got a sick.
I don't care.
I don't care how many people are in the chat room.
I don't care how many people are listening.
I don't care for Christ's sake.
I'm not going to be sitting over here having some asshole in the club stroking his goddamn pecker shack while listening to my goddamn show.
I'm not going to do it.
Get me out.
At the side!
Get me out for Christ's sake, Jesus.
Engineer, I'm not joking.
Your goddamn job's on the line if you don't get me the hell out of here.
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