Ghost hosts the 152nd episode of True Capitalist Radio, forecasting the Dow at 13,500 while criticizing Obama's $470 billion jobs bill and teacher tenure in Wisconsin. He mocks Governor Rick Perry's Fashion Week appearance, analyzes NATO's retreat in Libya, and discusses Palestine's UN bid. The broadcast covers Tarek Salahi's divorce from his Journey guitarist lover, South Africa blocking Chinese condoms, and concludes with a heated "Radio Graffiti" segment filled with listener insults before affirming support for capitalism. [Automatically generated summary]
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I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
The badass of business.
Give him capitalism or give him death.
That's it.
Period.
Broadcasting from his skylight office studios in beautiful downtown Austin, Texas.
You sound fruitier than a box of fruit loops, for Christ's sake.
And now, he'll take it from here.
Your host, the prognosticator of prognosticators, the man they call Go Me.
What's going on, folks?
And thank you for tuning in with me to another edition of True Capitalist Radio.
And of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
And once again, folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
It's Bowler Friday, everybody.
I want to extend a happy Baller Friday to all the capitalists that are listening to me live and in the archive right now.
And before we get into anything else, this is episode number 152.
152 episodes of the True Capitalist Radio have passed.
And like I always say in the beginning of the program, please retweet the broadcast.
Go to the social networks.
Go to the forums.
Go to the blogs.
And spread it around like wildfire.
And let everybody know that True Capitalist Radio is in effect and in the house.
And like I've said also, folks, there's all kinds of little buttons underneath the player there.
You know, all kinds of little buttons.
Use and abuse those buttons, baby.
It's just a freaking click, for Christ's sake, you lazy pricks.
Anyway, folks, I'm not trying to get all hyper.
I'm not trying to get all angry on today's Baller Friday.
I'm feeling lavish.
I'm feeling great because you know why?
You know why?
Have you seen the markets?
I mean, good God, it feels great being right.
Prognosticator, a prognosticator, strikes again.
Ha, ha, ha, ha.
Well, there's a lot of people's feelings getting hurt because, uh...
Oh, I wasn't really listening to what you were talking about, Ghost.
I was more worried about playing a little stupid audiophile and, you know, trying to get, you know, some makeshift lows for my fat, jelly-ass loser life.
I should have been listening to you.
Yeah, you're goddamn right.
You should have been listening because if you'd have been listening and entertaining some investment opportunities out here in the equities market, well, by God, you'd be making some money right now.
Woo!
Anyway, folks, before I get into anything else, I'm going to get through the markets.
And after I get through the markets, folks, I'm going to take your calls.
It's a Baller Friday.
I'm feeling good.
I'm feeling giddy for Christ's sake.
I mean, I'm making money here.
That's what I do.
Anyway, let's get to the damn markets for Christ's sake, because I mean, I really hope that some of you ass clowns that are out there listening, and I'm not talking about the capitalists.
The capitalists are already making money.
I already know they're making money.
I'm talking about the ass clowns who are listening to this broadcast for whatever reason.
Whatever reason that brings you listening to this broadcast, I hope that you have been entertaining some of these investment opportunities that I've been laying forth.
I've been spoon-feeding you, for Christ's sake.
I mean, I'm shooting pearls here.
Anyway, let's get to the markets so that we can get to your calls for Christ's sake.
It's Baller Friday.
As you can see, I'm in a pretty goddamn good mood.
Let's get to the markets because the prognosticator or prognosticator strikes again, and I'm going to continue to say this until the month of September is over.
Because as I've said, right before September, you know, like in late August of sorts, you saw all these ass clowns get on the business channel saying that.
Well, the month of September is really a bad month for equity, so I wouldn't advise anybody to go out and invest in the markets in the month of September because traditionally it's pretty negative.
And did that happen?
Did that wrong?
I prognosticated the complete opposite, folks.
And if you don't believe me, every episode that I broadcast is time dated and stamped.
And you can listen to it free right now.
Well, not right now, after this broadcast.
But you can listen to it, blogtalkradio.com slash ghost.
I was saying that we were going to have an untraditional September.
And those folks that are out there listening to the True Capitalist broadcast that are avid listeners know that I said that.
All right?
You all know that I said that.
I said this was going to be an untraditional September.
We were going to see gains.
Moreover, I continue to say, and I'm going to stick to this.
I've been saying this since the springtime, that we're going to see at the end of the year at least 13,500 of the Dow Jones Industrials, for Christ's sake.
So once again, don't sit there on the sidelines for Christ's sake.
Get on the front line.
Start doing something.
Start buying some equities for Christ's sake.
Don't be a chump.
They're cheap.
They're way oversold, man.
They're way oversold for Christ's sake.
I mean, it's only logical that these damn stocks are going to go up to the price that I believe.
I believe that the Dow Jones Industrial should at least be about $13,500 right now.
So I'm just saying to the folks out there that are listening in, there are some blue chips that are out there, and not only blue chips, high-end yield dividend stocks that you can get on some cheap prices for Christ's sake, and start putting some of your net worth into possibly some of these equities.
Of course, folks, before I say anything, please diversify your portfolio.
Never, and I repeat, never put all your eggs in one basket.
Remember, to have the stock market beat, one has to have a diversified portfolio.
So let me just get to the markets.
And then I want to get to your calls for Christ's sake.
Anyway, we've got the Dow Jones Industrials closing up on the upside once again in the supposed down month of September that all these experts on the damn business channels were telling us was going to be.
Oh, we're going to have a down September.
That's what traditionally happens.
We're not dealing in a traditional market, ass clowns.
All right, I mean, this is a health or shelter market.
Why is it so volatile?
Why are we seeing so many peaks and valleys?
Why is it attractive market today traders?
Because government intervention into the private sector.
That's what's making everything so uncertain.
That's why you're seeing so much untraditional volatility hit the marketplace for Christ's sake.
It's the government intervention.
But once again, folks, I hope you're making money.
I'm making money.
I mean, you can just listen to the way I'm talking.
You can hear the smile in my face.
You understand that?
I mean, I don't smile very often.
I usually try to look like a mean son of a bitch to intimidate anybody who comes in my way.
But I'm smiling, baby.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm smiling right now.
Anyway, the Dow Jones Industrials is up 75.91 points, a percentage increase of 0.66%, closing out the day at 11,509.10 points for the Dow Jones Industrials, for Christ's sake.
Let's get to the SP 500 because we saw major gains all across the board.
All right.
We've got S P 500 closing on the upside 6.90 points.
A percentage increase of 0.57% closing out the S P at 1,216.0 points for the S ⁇ P 500.
Let's go ahead and get to the NASDAQ, which is the most volatile of the markets, for Christ's sake.
But the volatility hasn't been hitting the NASDAQ as we've been seeing these increases in the equities.
It's actually been staying at the same rate as the other markets as the S ⁇ P and the Dow Jones.
So we still saw gains, though.
NASDAQ was up 15.24 points.
A percentage increase of 0.58% closing out the NASDAQ at 2,622.31 points.
Now, for all my brethren across the pond who are investing out there in the Europe markets, the FTSE 100 is up big time.
Well, not big time.
It's actually up rather more than usual.
You know, you don't really see half a percent or over half a percent increase in the FTSE because you have a lot of volatility in Europe because socialism looks like it's imploding from within.
But of course, these central banks continue to fund it.
Anyway, that's a whole other debate.
But anyway, the FTSE 100 is up 30.87 points, a percentage increase of 0.58%, closing out the FTSE 100 at 5,368.41 points.
Good God, I hope everybody's, you know, Jesus Christ.
I just hope that you're making money.
I mean, not even anybody that you would pay.
Like, let's say you paid some financial advisor for Christ's sake.
He would not even give you the type of information that you receive on this broadcast.
I guarantee it.
I guarantee it, man.
This asshole would not even come close to the type of advice and insight and financial analysis that you get right here on the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
And don't you ever freaking forget it.
All right?
Anyway, let's continue going, shall we?
Let's get to the commodities.
All right.
Now, we saw some buybacks in the commodities, saw a little bit of sell-offs in the agriculture, saw sell-offs in the damn oil, but the metals, different story.
But let's get to that in just a second.
All right, let's get to the energy sector.
Now, why are we seeing decreases in the energy sector?
Well, this is traditional.
I mean, we're seeing sell-offs after seeing some increases in energy, and they're putting it in the equities market, no matter what part of the world that you're investing in.
You're seeing this trend.
All right, so let's check this out.
Brent crude is down today very modestly.
It's down 25 cents, a percentage decrease of 0.22 percent, closing out Brent crude at $112.05 per barrel of Brent crude oil.
We've got minor sell-offs in gasoline future.
We saw a spike yesterday, mind you.
Minor sell-off today, $4.75 on the negative, a percentage decrease of 0.50%.
Heating oil futures are also down today after seeing a spike yesterday.
They're down $2.36, a percentage percentage decrease of 0.78%.
And natural gas, I don't know what the hell's going on with natural gas.
I guess I don't know.
These assholes are sucking too many farts or something because the volatility in this market is ridiculous.
Like I said, I know that there's been some major gains here within the past couple of weeks.
You know, it's went up dramatically out there in the natural gas, but inevitably we've been seeing some major decreases as of late.
And I'd hate to be holding the bag on some of those high prices that we saw here the past couple of weeks in the natural gas future.
So let's get to the natural gas price, shall we?
Down today, five cents, a percentage decrease of get this 1.34% decrease on the day for natural gas futures.
So, you know, that's why I'm complaining, for Christ's sake.
I mean, I don't have any interest.
I don't even really cover in my personal portfolio any natural gas investments, so to speak.
But still, you know, it's been a definite volatile market in that sector.
Now, let's get to the price of oil that everybody in America should be concerned with.
And I'm talking about the WTI sweet crude price.
All right.
Now, of course, for you ass clowns that are unaware of this, WTI sweet crude is the crude oil that's consumed by America.
And the price of WTI sweet crude not only reflects the price of how much we pay at the gas pump, but it also reflects the price that we're going to pay for goods at the supermarket.
It's going to reflect the price that we're going to pay for goods at the shopping mall, so on and so forth.
Because as I've said, I mean, these products have to get from point A to point B.
They have to get to those supermarket shelves some way.
They have to get to that mall in some way, and it's transported.
Some means of transportation transports those goods from point A to point B.
And unfortunately, they have to pay for gasoline.
And you see, if the gasoline prices go up, then that means that they're going to have to pay more to transport these products, and they're going to basically relay those costs to the consumer.
That's why you see increases in a lot of these goddamn prices of goods for Christ's sake.
That's why I always say that WTI, if you're not going to know anything about the market, if you don't want to keep up with it, the very minimum, just keep up with this price so you can actually gauge on how much not only you're going to pay at the pump, but how much you're going to pay for goods in general.
Anyway, WTI sweet crude is down today, which is a good sign.
Like I've always said, I'd like to see WTI at about $70, $60 range.
I doubt we'll ever see that again, but I'd like to see it because that means that petroleum prices will be low.
That means people will be more than likely to get in their cars, go out to a damn shopping mall, go to a restaurant, spend money.
The prices of goods being shipped from point A from point B are going to be a lot cheaper.
So, like I said, I'd like to see WTI sweet crude go down a lot more in price.
But today, it's down modestly.
Well, it's not, I shouldn't say modestly.
It's not as down as much as I'd like to see it.
Let's put it that way.
It's down $1.48 today, a percentage decrease of 1.66%, closing out WTI sweet crude at $87.92 per barrel of WTI sweet crude.
All right?
$87.92.
I'd like to see that price come down to about the $70-something dollar range.
And we might see some better consumer sediment out here in the markets.
Anyway, let's get to the agriculture, shall we?
Because we saw some sell-offs for some reason.
Agriculture ETF Losses Explained00:02:42
I have no idea why you're seeing sell-offs in agriculture.
I think that these investors obviously are selling off to try to get on some of these gains in the equities, some of these gains in the metals.
But I'm saying this right now: I'm in Texas.
Luckily, we had some rain here today.
We had some thunderstorms roll through Texas and basically extinguish any of these dry conditions that we have out here.
So we're probably not going to see too many wildfires anymore.
Thank God.
But we are suffering, or we had suffered, the worst drought in U.S. history, which means that there was a lot of loss in agriculture, a lot of loss in livestock.
So that means that there's going to be less yields for the consumer consumption.
They're not going to be able to consume as much.
And if they want to, it's going to raise the price.
I mean, supply and demand is going to be low because of these droughts.
Moreover, the wildfires have also put a dent in agriculture and livestock out here.
So once again, folks, I'm telling you this right now.
You're going to see a major spike in commodities that you ain't never seen before in your life.
And in my personal opinion, if you want to make plays on these commodities, unless you're, you know, got a lot of capital, you can go ahead and trade futures contracts, which is a very complicated financial instrument, which I would advise those that have been investing a long time to participate in.
Anybody who's not really used to investing, I wouldn't suggest futures.
If you want to make a play on commodities, ETFs.
All right?
ETFs.
Look it up.
There's a whole bunch of resources on ETFs.
You can actually be able to go into an ETF that's agriculture-based, corn-based, soybean-based, sugar-based, so on and so forth.
And you can actually buy these things like stocks.
It's like you buy one share, buy two shares, and so on and so forth.
And then once these commodities start going up, once these commodities start going up, that ETF starts going up majorly, for Christ's sake, and you start making some serious money.
You understand?
ETF.
F. Like an FU.
ETFs.
Anyway, let's get to the agricultures because we're seeing decreases in some of these agriculture futures.
Canola down 40 cents.
Cocoa saw a very, very modest increase of $1.
I might as well call that flat for Christ's sake.
But that's a percentage increase of 0.04%.
Coffee is down modestly, 15 cents, a percentage decrease of 0.06%.
Corn is continuing to go down, baby.
Minor Sell-Offs in Lumber and Corn00:12:25
Yeah.
Woo!
Let me tell you something right now.
I'm glad to see corn go down in price.
Let me tell you, if these assholes in Washington would take their heads out of their ass and realize that maybe we shouldn't spend taxpayer money on subsidizing corn ethanol ideas, I mean, let's just stop doing this.
And then we'll see the price of corn go down.
We could see the price of most goods that utilize corn as a component in their ingredients go down.
Because as I've said, you look on the ingredients of anything, there's going to have high fructose corn syrup as a main component, at least here in America.
I don't know, elsewhere it could be different.
But out here in America, we have a lot of high-fructose corn syrup as a major component as a substitute for sugar cane.
And if corn goes up, well, then those products that utilize high-fructose corn syrup go up.
Do you understand what I'm saying?
It's all economics, man.
It's all economics.
I mean, if you kept up to date with what I'm telling you, if you actually listen to the prices that I'm saying, if you actually listen to the increases, the decreases, you can actually gauge whether or not you're going to pay more for a certain product, for a certain commodity, or you're going to pay less.
You're going to pay more at the gas pump.
You're going to pay less at the gas pump.
You're going to pay more at the supermarket.
You're going to pay less at the supermarket.
So on and so forth.
So that's why I always go over these prices in hopes that capitalists that are out there listening understand where I'm coming from.
As a matter of fact, hold on.
Engineer, I see a lot of jerk dicks in the chat room flapping their fat Cheeto stained fingers saying they're bored for Christ's sake.
So if they're bored, why don't we just take away chat?
Let's implement chat room martial law on these imbeciles that are a little bored so they can even be more bored.
How about that?
They can even be more bored.
We take the chat away from their ass.
Go ahead, engineer.
I don't care.
I don't care if it's just a few bad apples in here.
You know, this is what fuels this type of negativity.
You understand?
We don't need this crap.
You know, these assholes that are flapping their fat Cheeto stained fingers on the keyboards talking about how they're bored, why don't you get the hell out?
Why don't you get your loser asses off my broadcast?
How about that?
Stupid losers.
How about we do a little bit of that?
This is the kind of things I did.
Do you understand what I'm saying, Engineer?
You know, I come here every single day for Christ's sake.
It's Baller Friday.
I mean, do you understand on 6th Street?
It's bitching on 6th Street on Friday.
You know it, right, Engineer?
I mean, it's bitching.
They closed the street.
I mean, you know, people can just kind of walk on 6th Street.
You know, I mean, it's just a great time.
You know, instead, what am I doing?
I'm sitting here messing around with these jerk dicks.
You know, they're sitting over here saying, I'm bling.
Well, you know what?
I don't give a crap if you're bored, Milky Liquors.
All right?
Implement chat martial law on these assholes, engineer.
Implement it now.
Nice day.
Good.
Implement it now.
Anyway, where the hell was I, for Christ's sake?
You see, you know, these assholes are sitting here.
They're screwing up.
They're making me mess up on the goddamn delivery of the prices here.
Anyway, where am I?
I forgot.
Put it back up on the screen, engineer.
I forgot what the hell I was talking about corn.
That's what I was talking.
I was talking about damn corn, for Christ's sake.
Now, corn is down today, $9, a percentage decrease of 1.28% on the day for corn.
And we need to see that price even come down even more.
We don't need any more corn ethanol programs, all right?
We don't need it.
We don't need it.
All right?
Big brother government, we do not need a supposed alternative energy source that not only burns dirtier than goddamn petroleum, but that's rising the cost artificially of food.
All right?
Stupid idiots in government.
And you know what?
The people in government are nothing more than those that, you know, are contingents of the population of the American people.
I mean, let's be honest.
I mean, this is a government made for the people and by the people.
All right?
And these idiots elected these jerk dicks.
So these morons have nobody to blame but their dumb moronic selves, to be honest with you.
Anyway, what the hell?
What the hell, engineer?
I told you to implement chat martial law on these milky liquors.
What the hell?
How are they still chatting, for Christ's sake?
God damn it, do it!
Jesus Christ.
All right, thank you.
It's about time, Engineer.
You better start listening for Christ's sake or it's your ass.
Do you understand?
I can go hire some other tar to come in here and mess around with the goddamn students.
You understand what I'm saying?
Good.
Anyway, I'm sorry, folks.
I didn't mean to get off keyster there.
The engineer's not doing his damn job for Christ's sake.
But you see, this is what you have to do sometimes.
You see, if you don't get on your workers, you know, if you're a business owner and if you're not overseeing their activity, this is the kind of crap that you're going to get.
You're going to get some kind of laxadazical attitude, you know, a laxadazical approach to the job for Christ's sake.
Let me tell you something, you better not do that shit again, engineer.
Do you understand what I'm saying, boy?
Don't go there.
Good.
Anyway, Jesus Christ, I forgot where I was at for Christ's sake because the engineer just doesn't do his job.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, cotton is down $1.10.
It pisses me off for Christ's sake.
I'm sorry.
Cotton is down $1.10, a percentage decrease of 1%.
We got wheat futures down $11.25, a percentage decrease of 1.41%.
Sugar is down majorly today.
Did anybody see the crash in sugar?
I mean, good God.
I mean, I would have hate to have been in the sugar market today because sugar was down $1.87, a percentage decrease of get this, 6.64% on the day.
Can you get that?
6.64% on the day decrease.
Good Lord.
Anyway, soybean futures are down $3.25.
All right, that's a percentage decrease of 0.24%.
We're seeing some minor sell-offs in lumber because of all those increases, for Christ's sake.
For the past couple of weeks, the lumber futures have gone up at least, what, 15%, 20%.
Finally, we start seeing a sell-off a little bit because we're seeing increases in equities.
So the investors in the lumber futures are kind of selling off, parlaying those futures into the equities market, making major capital.
But lumbers are down $5.60, a percentage decrease of 2.24%.
And that's temporary, folks.
It doesn't look like any of these floods are letting up.
It doesn't look like any of these hurricanes are letting up.
Doesn't look like these natural disasters are letting up.
So once again, that's just a minor sell-off based upon all the gains that have been had.
Let's continue going.
We got oat futures up $1.50, a percentage increase of 0.44% for oats.
Soybean oil futures are up 31 cents, a percentage decrease of 0.55%.
And good God, I mean, what's wrong with the wool futures?
I mean, did y'all see the wool futures today?
It looks like, I guess, I mean, I don't know, I guess because Rosie O'Donnell's too busy, you know, cutting the ribbon on the new Harpo studios in Chicago today.
All right.
I mean, I guess, I don't know, Ellen DeGeneres is too busy, you know, shaking her disgusting bulldyke self on her stay.
I don't know what's going on, but the damn wool futures are down.
The bulldoze bulldykes did not come out for the wool futures because they are down $26 on the negative, a percentage decrease of 1.87% on the day for wool.
I mean, good Lord.
Jesus Christ.
Looks like the carpet munchers prefer, you know, wood flooring today.
I have no idea.
Anyway, let's continue going, all right?
Let's get to the metals, shall we?
The metals.
Let's get to the goddamn metals.
Anyway, we see a minor decrease in copper for some reason because we've been seeing increases because of consumer sediment being a little bit higher than normal.
And moreover, you're seeing increases in the equity.
So you saw an increase in copper because copper is a major component to a lot of electronics.
Copper is a major component to a lot of appliances, so on and so forth.
But we saw a minor sell-off today in copper.
Once again, Helter-Skelter market, folks, don't ask.
Down today, $2.90, a percentage decrease of 0.73% on copper.
But once again, what did I say about gold, huh?
What did I say about gold for Christ's sake, huh?
I've been saying that yesterday was just a minor sell-off.
I mean, you saw, was it, one and a half, nearly 2% increases in the equities market yesterday?
Well, the reason you saw that was because individuals in gold and other commodities were selling off and parlaying those profits into the equities market.
And we saw, you know, a pretty major sell-off yesterday in the equities, or excuse me, in the gold futures, not equities.
We saw major gains in the equities yesterday.
We saw a major sell-off yesterday in gold.
But like I said, it was temporary.
All right?
Temporary, and I think that everybody who's listening in, you need to make gold a part of your portfolio in some fashion.
Whether you're collecting physical gold or you're investing in ETFs, gold mining companies, jewelry companies, however you're making this play, it's time to ride that gold bubble, baby.
Ride it, baby.
Ride it, baby.
Don't sit there and play with your Peter Popper, and then once gold hits about $2,500 of Troy ounce, you're sitting there saying, Oh, my God, I should have gotten into it.
Anyway, gold is up again.
Well, not again, but it's up from yesterday's sell-off, $31.80, a percentage increase of 1.79% closing out gold at $1,813.20 per Troy ounce of gold.
All right, just like I said, just a minor retraction yesterday, minor retraction.
And the reason that we saw a minor retraction is because people were out there parlaying their profits in gold and putting it in the equities markets, for Christ's sake.
All right, silver, another increase.
And I've been saying that silver is going to see a short-term major gain here, folks.
I know we've been seeing some helter-skelter activity, but it's going to see some major gains.
I think we're going to see $50 a Troy ounce plus, possibly, for silver here within the next three to four months.
Unless, of course, the CME group or any of these goddamn exchanges decide to raise the margin requirements like they have been doing just to help the damn Obama administration look good in this disgusting, despicable socialist economy.
You know, so and that's really what's really what all these damn margin requirements are.
Because remember, the Obama administration bailed out Wall Street.
They bailed out Wall Street, for Christ's sake.
You know, so inevitably, they're going to help the administration look more favorable than they should, if you want my personal opinion.
Anyway, folks, let me continue going.
Like I said, silver is up $1.24, a percentage increase of 3.16%, closing out today at $40.75 per Troy ounce of silver.
Let's get to live stock, shall we?
Wall Street Bailout Critique00:14:48
We got live cattle futures down 42 cents today, a percentage decrease of 0.36%.
We got live cattle futures, or excuse me, cattle feeder, excuse me, cattle feeder futures down today, 27 cents, a percentage decrease of 0.20%.
And for all you fat, jelly-ass assholes that like to shove a couple of hambones.
I mean, they are down today.
I mean, good God, lean hog futures are down $1.57, a percentage decrease of 1.87%.
So for all you fat asses, like I said, that like to shove a couple of it looks like it's going to be a little bit less out of your pocket.
And moreover, I am trying to start the hambone campaign, and I hate to keep reiterating this, but I think that it would do the world a lot of good if you go across some fat, jelly-ass, disgusting waste of human life.
And I'm talking about fat, fat assholes.
I'm talking about these assholes that got the gut hanging over their private parts.
They haven't seen their feet in 20 years.
I'm talking about these idiots that got like four or five rolls in the tummy, four or five rolls in the damn chin.
You know, they lean their head back.
The back of their neck looks like a pack of beef franks.
These fat, jelly-ass bastards that are using these hover rounds in the supermarkets, these hover-rounds of the shopping malls.
When you go and pass by these fat sons of bitches, there's no need to go up to them and say, you fat bastard, you're a fat bastard.
You can't do that because, you know, these deliberals, they have hate crimes now.
They consider that a hate crime.
Can you believe that?
Can you believe that?
They actually consider, you know, calling fat asses fat asses is is a hate crime at this point in time.
So don't do that.
Don't put yourself in any kind of legal jeopardy for Christ's sake.
I mean, when you see these fat bastards, you know, you don't even have to look at them as you pass by them.
Just go, Hambo, Embo, fat, greasy ass jelly, embod.
I mean, just do that, all right?
Enough people do that.
I'm telling you right now, these goddamn fat people are going to tempt themselves to put the freaking fork down for about five minutes.
You know it, and I know it, all right?
Hey, I'm just trying to help, all right?
I'm just trying to make a contribution here in hopes of saving lives from some of these fat jelly asses that are putting themselves in a fast food grave, all right?
That's all I'm doing.
That's all I'm doing, all right?
I'm trying to help people.
I'm helping people.
All right, I'm a melting pot of friendship here.
You people need to see.
I don't know why y'all forget that.
Anyway, my friends, that, my friends, is the markets for your ass.
Anyway, folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
Damn engine you're Got to put that Marshall on And Jesus Christ.
That is going to put me in a bad mood.
You see that?
That's going to put me in a bad mood.
These scumbags are in here.
They're flapping their fat Dorito stained fingers on the keyboard, saying things, I'm bored.
I'm bored.
Well, if you're bored, then get your fat loser ass out of here.
How about that?
Yeah!
I don't want you to listen.
How about that?
I don't want your fat loser ass to listen.
You're a loser.
You're a waste of life.
All right?
And that's all there is to it.
Anyway.
Jesus Christ, engineer.
You know, you're in hot water, engineer.
God damn it.
You understand that?
You're in hot water.
Stupid asshole.
Anyway, where am I?
I mean, I'm getting off Keister here.
The engineer isn't doing his job.
Give me a drink.
Give me a goddamn drink, for Christ's sake.
Oh, yeah, we got some beer.
All right, we got some beer here.
And I got some Heinekens on the cans, for Christ's sake, because, you know, I like that German type of lager flavor.
So let me go ahead and open up this beer here.
Oh, yeah.
Woo!
I'm feeling good for Christ's sake.
And look, it's Baller Friday.
I posted major gains.
I've made some major capital.
I hope that you've been making some major capital on there, too, for Christ's sake.
So cheers to all the capitalists.
Hopefully you're drinking a libation.
Hopefully you're sitting back there kicking back with me for Christ's sake.
I have implemented chatroom martial law.
I have implemented chatroom martial law because we have troll terrorists attempting to facilitate troll terrorism in the chat room.
And if we don't do this, then the terrorists win.
So I am forced.
I am unfortunately forced to implement chatroom martial law in an attempt to fight troll terrorism.
Anyway, let me go ahead and take a swig of this Heineken beer.
Cheers, everybody.
Cheers.
Oh, it's great.
Anyway, let's see.
Let me get to the first subject matter.
Talked a little bit about these equities markets, the commodities markets.
I've told you all that September was not going to be your traditional down month like all these talking heads have been saying on the business channels.
I hope that you folks have been listening to me and entertaining some opportunities out here.
And if you haven't, well, you know, too bad.
Hey, you know what, engineer?
Let these idiots chat a little bit and see what they have to say.
All right.
Lift chat room martial law, all right?
All right, here we go.
Go ahead.
There we go.
We got chatroom martial law lifted now.
Now, what I want to talk a little bit about is Barack Obama.
Barack Obama is actually trying to sell his jobs bill out here across America.
You know what I'm saying?
You even had Mike Bloomberg say today.
And believe it or not, I don't know why Mike Bloomberg is trying to put his balls on the table here.
I have no clue.
But Mike Bloomberg is actually claiming that if we, the American government, the American people actually get in back of the stupid jobs plan, that it's going to create 770,000 new jobs.
Yeah, great, great, Bloomberg.
All right, great.
It's going to cost us $470 billion for this new Obama jobs bill just so that we can get 770,000 jobs.
I mean, what about the stimulus package 2 bill?
What about the stimulus package 2 that costs, what is it, $4 million a job that it created for Christ's sake and only created like a million bucks or a million jobs or something or barely a million bucks?
Barely a million jobs, excuse me?
$4 million a job that shit cost for Christ's sake.
Excuse my French.
I will never forget stimulus two.
Never.
So as a result, you know, the president is trying to, you know, spread this ridiculous jobs package, which is just ridiculous.
All right, it really is.
This damn jobs package is just utterly ridiculous.
Not to mention that I'm not the only one that's unhappy with the jobs package.
No, I'm not the only one upset with it.
No.
The Prime Minister of Canadia, believe it or not, is not very happy with the goddamn little jobs bill that's being proposed by our president.
Can you believe this, crap?
Assholes in Canadia are out here a little upset.
And the reason they're upset is because they're reading this jobs bill, and they're claiming that the jobs bill is protectionist.
And the Prime Minister of Canadia doesn't really appreciate the protectionist aspect of the jobs bill that's being proposed by our president.
That's supposed to create 770,000 new jobs, according to Bloomberg, which I think is a bunch of nonsense.
You understand what I'm saying?
So once again, those ass clowns in Canadia, not very happy with Barack Obama's protectionist attitude as it relates to the new jobs bill.
And I want to hear what you have to say about it.
I mean, what do you think?
The jobs bill a little protectionist?
I mean, Canadians, what are they going to lose out money or something?
Assholes from Canadia getting a little upset about it?
I want to hear from you.
646-652-4869 is the number to call.
I want to take some calls here.
And before we take calls, folks, I know that we're probably going to have a whole bunch of goddamn prank callers, a bunch of liberal agitators, a bunch of jerk dicks call up and talk all kinds of nonsense.
I'm not going to let it ruin my Baller Friday.
All right?
I'm not going to let it ruin my Baller Friday.
So as it stands right now, what we're talking about is the ass clowns from Canadia bitching about Barack Obama's jobs plan.
And I don't blame them, you know?
And I really don't blame them.
I don't like this jobs plan one bit whatsoever.
I think that the government needs to take its happy ass out of the private sector.
And if it took its ass out of the private sector, we'd be seeing a lot more economic growth than we've been seeing here within the past three and a half, four years.
Anyway, I want to hear from you.
646-652-4869 is the number to call here.
All right, I want to hear from you.
What do you think about Obama's jobs plan and those assholes in Canadia claiming that it's a little protectionist?
What do you think about it?
I want to hear from you.
Area code 240, what's up?
What do you think about Obama's jobs plan?
We're just playing with your Peter Popper for Christ's sake.
207, what do you think about Obama's jobs plan?
Oh, ghost, baby.
It's been so long since I last saw you.
You want to come over and watch Milo.
No, I don't, you stupid fruit bowl.
541, what do you think about Obama's jobs plan?
Hey, Jose, I missed you, boy.
Here we go.
More fruit bowls, for Christ's sake.
Why don't you assholes take about 10 steps away from my freaking butt crack?
All right.
I mean, don't you understand?
I've got a lot of homosexual contingent listening for some reason out here.
I've got these fruity-ass, over-feminine bronies.
I've got bullnose bulldykes.
You know, I've got flesh flute players out here.
The reason they listen to me is because they don't appreciate my commentary as it relates to their demographic for some reason.
You know, so for you to sit over here and act like some, you know, overly feminized fruit bowl is not really funny to these people because that's what they are.
You know, they're just over-feminine, physical, attribute-ridden pieces of brony crap.
You know, and that's why, you know, there's not too much lulls going on with you actually acting like some fruity-ass homosexual out of some San Francisco bathhouse or something.
All right, it's not funny.
No lulls whatsoever.
Anyway, 818, what's up?
What do you think about Obama's jobs plan?
What's up, ghost?
Happy Bowler Friday.
Hey, what's going on?
Happy Bowler Friday, man.
Hey, we got some stimulus money over here.
It fucked up everything.
Shit, I think this is going to be a horrible idea, man.
I think it's going to be a horrible idea beyond belief.
I mean, look at what this ridiculous stimulus package 2 bill did to our economy.
It made it even worse.
I mean, look at how many people have been collecting food stamps.
I mean, the statistics out there, go read for yourself.
From 2008 to now, I mean, it's almost doubled.
And the reason is, is because our government is intervening with the damn private sector.
We don't need the goddamn government intervening.
We talked about it yesterday, how our great government system-based postal system posted an $8.5 billion loss last year.
Now, why is that?
I mean, how in the hell can you post a loss in the post office when you've got taxpayer funds backing you up?
It's because anytime you give any kind of authority to bureaucracy, bureaucracy is another form of allowing paper pushers to basically waste time and juice a revenue generating system, whether it be the tax system, whether it be some nonprofit organization that collects donations and just puts it into the bureaucratic, disgusting corporate infrastructure there.
I mean, do you understand what I'm saying?
I mean, these are how people that work for nonprofit work.
They have no interest in whether or not the system is going to actually work.
As a matter of fact, in the bureaucratic system of the post office, in the bureaucratic system of school, the bureaucratic system of anything, it's in their best interest to not do a good job.
Do you understand?
I mean, if they don't do a good job, the bureaucrats can blame the system, and they can actually blame that they don't have enough resources, or they don't have enough authority, or they don't have enough money, so on and so forth.
Do you understand?
I mean, when you create bureaucracy and put it in charge of anything in the private sector, it's going to stagnate growth, and it's going to cause a negative reaction into the economy.
And that's what we're seeing here in today's America.
So, A1A, I hear you.
I think it's a bad idea.
I think it's going to be a bad, screwed-up situation.
I mean, it's going to be more money being blown down the drain.
And let's be honest, Stimulus Package 2 that was passed by not only Barack Obama, but a Democratic-controlled Congress.
Remember, the Democrats had complete and total control.
You know, they could have passed anything.
They could have passed anything.
But what did they pass?
The first thing they passed?
Stimulus 2.
And what was Stimulus Package 2?
Nothing more than a raid on the American tax system by allowing everyone who donated in the campaign contribution accounts to the Democratic Party to basically raid the American tax system.
It's a disgrace, and I can't believe that this president and Mike Bloomberg and all these other surrogates are actually trying to shove this down the American people's throat as something positive.
It's a disgrace.
It's an utter disgrace.
Get out of the private sector there, government.
Let's take another caller here.
646-652-4869 is the number to call.
What do you think about Obama's jobs plan?
Area code 401, what do you think about it?
Happy Bowler Friday, Ghost.
Teachers Union Pay Ruckus00:08:24
Hey, what's going on, man?
Happy Bowler Friday to you, man.
I've been wondering, do you think that this plan that he's putting into, you know, practice here, do you think that it has any glimmer of hope or no?
Absolutely not.
With glimmer of hope for what?
I mean, why is $470 billion going to help a situation when he had already spent a trillion in stimulus two?
Remember, a trillion dollars in stimulus package two.
What's another 400 and something billion?
I mean, what the hell is that going to prove?
It's going to prove nothing.
It's just going to blow the American tax money away.
Moreover, it's going to decrease the integrity of the American dollar, and it's just going to make hyperinflation.
That's it.
I mean, it's just disgusting what this president is doing.
It's got to be one of the most irresponsible presidents in American history.
I mean, don't get me wrong.
I mean, I haven't, like everybody else, what was it, the report today that came out that most people have actually lost wealth today?
Or not today, but actually lost wealth since 2008.
Did y'all hear this?
U.S. households worth declines by $149 billion.
Payrolls decrease in 30 states in August?
I mean, do you understand what I'm saying?
This is the kind of crap we're dealing with because our government is intervening with private enterprise.
I mean, U.S. households, their net worth is declined by $149 billion.
Let me go ahead and post that damn article for all you folks that are like, no, Lagos, come on.
I mean, this is mystery.
Yes, we can out here.
This is what everybody elected.
Remember in 2008 when Barack Obama was elected, did you see those assholes that were crying?
Remember that?
Did you see those assholes that were crying?
It's going to be a great time and it shut up.
Are you better off than you were four years ago?
Absolutely not.
All right, so once again, I don't think it's going to do a damn bit of good.
All right.
Do you think it's going to do some good, 401?
Probably not.
But can I ask you one more thing?
Yeah.
Do you think that they're burning money like Texas is burning?
Shove it up your ass, you stupid moron.
516, what's up?
What do you think about Obama?
I think the whole thing is a tutted.
I mean, damn, the government is already getting themselves in such hot water, and we are already fucked up as it is.
I mean, no, not only are we messed up, I mean, you know, not only do we have a whole group of American moochers, you know, this is what we have.
Have a society, a population of American moochers that are just so enthralled with getting an entitlement check every month that if you even dare touch any of these idiots' entitlements, they're going to go out and riot.
I mean, just look at these teachers.
We're going to talk about those teachers in Washington that we talked about yesterday.
We're going to talk about them in a little bit.
I mean, look at these teachers.
They're out there causing a ruckus.
I mean, did you hear in Wisconsin, some teacher poured a beer on a Wisconsin GOP legislature because this guy was against the stupid little teachers' union strike that happened several months back?
Can you believe that, crap?
I mean, these are people that are educating our children that are out here causing a ruckus, not because they're getting decreases in pay, not because there's any kind of horrific, totalitarian, draconian situation being implemented on them.
No, You know what these assholes are doing in the teachers' union?
They want lifetime tenures.
No matter what the teacher is as far as their output is concerned, no matter if they have bad productivity, no matter if they're a bad, incompetent teacher.
This is what they're fighting for: lifetime tenures.
You can't fire these kids.
You know that, you know, in school districts today, that a teacher literally has to be caught in a closet, buck naked, with a 13-year-old student before they can actually be fired.
Can you believe this?
I mean, you know, there are school districts, and you can look this up.
You can look up, Jesus Christ, countless teachers that just got suspended with pay, making racial slurs, making sexual innuendo comments, interacting with students outside of the campus body.
I mean, so on and so forth, for Christ's sake.
And they continue to get paid.
They continue to be teachers.
And it's just disgraceful.
This is what they're fighting for.
Don't let these teachers in Wisconsin, don't let these teachers in Washington and Tacoma, don't let these people fool you.
They're not after anything.
I mean, we talked about it yesterday.
These assholes that are striking in Washington, the average income of these teachers are $63,000 in change per year.
And yet they're still bitching.
They're out there striking.
They're out there basically robbing education from children, and they call themselves educators.
Screw you.
All right?
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, we're supposed to be talking about Obama's jobs bill here.
And, of course, the Prime Minister from Canadia doesn't really like it very much.
He thinks it's a protectionist jobs plan.
And I want to hear what you have to say about it, for Christ's sake.
646-652-4869 is the number to call.
We got area code 847.
What's up?
What do you think about Obama's jobs plan?
You're just playing with your Peter Popper, too, for Christ's sake.
703, what's up?
What do you think about Obama's jobs plan?
What do you think it's ironic that you say it's spreading around like wildfire and then Texas goes on wildfire?
Do you think it's rather ironic that you sound like Richard Simmons' love child and you sound like you've got something in your mouth?
Isn't that kind of ironic?
Oh, not at all, sir.
Of course it doesn't, because you're probably servicing a glory hole right now while you're calling us from your goddamn Android phone for Christ's sake.
Get him off, Ageny.
Get him out of here.
Give me a freaking break.
Anyway, 646-652-4869.
We're supposed to be talking about Obama's jobs plan, for Christ's sake.
Unfortunately, we're having a bunch of flesh flute players, you know, a bunch of pink team players, a bunch of bull-nose bulldykes, bronies, and all these other milky liquors trying to agitate the broadcast, and we're not going to let them do it.
Do you understand what I'm saying?
I mean, I'm a capitalist here.
You understand?
It's Bowler Friday, baby.
It's Bowler Friday, and I'm not going to let these assholes bring me down for Christ's sake.
I have had major gains.
As a matter of fact, let me have some more beer for it.
Let me drink some more beer here.
Oh, yeah.
Woo!
Anyway, let's take some more calls here.
780, what's up?
What do you think about Obama's jobs plan?
I'm the one with an escrimate fetish.
I happen to have a whole fucking shut up, you fucking audio-splicing piece of trash.
240, what do you think about Obama's jobs plan?
I think it's bad.
Yeah, well, I think you're fruity, you know, if you want my personal opinion.
I think that your father should be repeatedly beaten the nuts with an acne brick.
And I think that your mother should have her uterus taken out by a doctor professional.
401, what's up?
What do you think about Obama's jobs plan?
Do you think Obama knows that friendship is magic?
I don't really think he gives two rats' asses, as a matter of fact.
I mean, I'm sure if you had like, you know, prime rib with a 40-ounce, you know, he'd probably give you dap or something, but I don't know.
951, what's up?
What do you think about Obama's jobs plan?
What's going on, Ghost?
How's it going, man?
You know, here's the thing.
With the whole thing with Obama's job plan, it's like, you know, just like the last time he had steamless stuff going down, you can promise all the money you want, but if you don't put it in the right spot, it's not going to do a goddamn bit of good.
You know what I'm saying?
Just like for somebody that has cancer, you can pump chemo into their body as much as you want, but if you're not focusing on the right spot, eventually it's going to die.
You know what I'm saying?
Corporate Entity vs Obama Plan00:12:55
I hear you.
Well, what do you think that they should be focusing the money on?
Well, because, you know, basically it boils down to the fact that the whole nation is a consumer nation.
And when nobody has jobs, nobody can buy anything, so the entire economy is going to go to shit.
They should focus jobs, or they should focus the money on the grassroot jobs, shit that people don't need to go and get an education for because nobody has fucking money to go get an education.
You know what I'm saying?
I hear you.
I hear you.
No, well, that's what supposedly this bill is intended to do.
You know, they said this the last time in Stimulus 2 that, hey, we're going to rebuild the roads.
We're going to do this and do that.
I don't know.
The infrastructure has gotten even worse as far as I'm concerned.
And now they're implementing this other jobs bill with the intention, according to the president, that we're going to go ahead and implement this job so we're going to put people rebuilding infrastructure, rebuilding roads, so on and so forth.
So I mean, in my personal opinion, I mean, it's kind of hard to depend on the government to allocate funds and allocate taxpaying money to actually give good paying jobs that are actually going to be productive, you know, and not going to go to some kind of bureaucratic pork barrel spending project or be allocated for other type of misuses that our government has come to know and love.
Well, it's just that.
But I mean, okay, so they're going to pump it into infrastructure.
But what if you're someone that doesn't necessarily want to do road construction for a living?
You know what I'm saying?
I mean, we shouldn't have to be forced to make a choice, but yet we should have the ability to make a choice.
You know, and like, you know, like, take me, for example.
I'm a truck driver, and I, you know, and I make decent money, but, you know, to go to trucking school, I had to take a loan out for four grand.
And yeah, it took a couple years to pay off, but that was back when they would give loans to anybody.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, I hear you.
For some shitbag job where I don't need to go to school for.
Well, I wouldn't call trucking a shitbag job.
I mean, I think trucking's going to be around for a long period of time.
But moreover, what really hits the truckers are the high prices in gas.
And, you know, nobody's really talking about that per se.
You know, I mean, a lot of these truckers are independents.
They're going out here delivering payloads of a variety of different widgets, and a lot of these independents are being taken out and being forced to get in line with these corporate freight trucking companies, and they don't even get paid half of what they could potentially get as an independent.
And you're absolutely right about those that actually want to become a truck driver, they've got to go out and you have to go to school for that.
Right.
I mean, and that happened to me a couple of years ago.
I was doing long haul, and back then, you know, just put it in the basics.
I mean, you could get from here from California to North Carolina on $1,500 worth of gas.
But now, it's almost $3,000 worth on gas.
And plus, if you're owning your own truck, you've got to pay for maintenance and all that.
And so I was making $5,000 a month, and then I had to take, you know, I'm now down to $2,500 a month because I take goddamn pay cut just because of fucking gas prices.
Are you independent?
Are you independent?
No, not anymore.
No, I work for a friggin' big company like everybody else that wants to have somewhat of a paycheck left every day.
Oh, I hear you, man.
No, I know I'm very aware of the trucking industry at this point in time.
You know, if you ever find yourself in a predicament where you're, you know, you have your own rig, correct?
I used to.
I solved it now.
Yeah, it doesn't look like anything's happening.
Well, I would strongly advise you, though, to entertain the trucking industry as an independent form of making capital.
The only difference is that a lot of truckers, they actually file for the IRS as a sole proprietor.
And as a sole proprietor, you have so many detriments as far as actually cutting certain write-offs as opposed to actually kind of constructing your own corporation.
And even if you're just a one-man operation that has one truck, if you were able to form a corporation, and I know it does take a little bit of money to form a corporation, so on and so forth, but you could actually write off some of these losses that you're incurring in the gasoline field.
You can actually write off a lot of the expenditures that you have on your truck.
You can actually write off a lot of these things.
And I know that it's not the same for sole proprietors.
And let me tell you, I think it's a tragedy, a genuine tragedy that sole proprietors are taxed at such a high rate when all one has to do is get a corporation and literally be taxed at not only a less rate than the actual individual sole proprietor, but be able to write off so many goddamn things that before you know it, you can be like GE and not pay a dime.
Even though you had, what is it, $25 billion or $30 billion in revenue, they didn't pay one red cent in taxes.
Why?
Because the bottom line is corporations have the loopholes, baby.
Why do you think I got a corporation?
Why do you think I'm here?
Do you think that I'm sitting here doing this show for my health, for Christ's sake?
I'm in an office building in Austin, Texas, for Christ's sake, that I write off on my corporation.
Everything that I've got in my office is written off on the corporation.
The drinks that I drink here in my office is written off on the corporation.
The goddamn show that I'm doing is written off on the goddamn corporation.
Do you understand what I'm saying, folks?
I mean, I hate people when they say, oh, it's not fair.
The corporations have this.
The corporations have that.
Well, what the hell are you doing?
Why don't you start a corporation?
Why don't you start a corporation for Christ's sake?
All right?
I mean, it's that simple for Christ.
It's not illegal.
I mean, is it illegal for that asshole in Lehman Brothers to give himself a $60 million office?
I mean, is it legal for these assholes out here in Wall Street to give themselves hundreds of millions of dollars in renovations for their office buildings?
No, it's not.
It's not illegal.
It's perfectly legal based upon the laws of today.
Perfectly legal.
I mean, you people need to understand that, I mean, you idiots need to understand how to work the system here.
I mean, I can only spoon-feed your ass so much.
You understand?
I mean, you have to learn this on your own.
You understand?
I mean, if everybody knew this knowledge, everybody would try to be millionaires, but they can't.
All right?
And we don't want everybody to be millionaires.
Let's be honest.
We don't want everybody to be millionaires because we'd be in communism if that was the case.
You understand?
But in capitalism, you have the opportunity to carve your own destiny.
You have the opportunity to base your own existence on some kind of a lifestyle level that you appreciate.
And if you're going to sit over here and talk garbage, you know, about corporations, you're going to talk about this, you're going to talk about that, why don't you make a corporation?
The people that are sitting here saying that I'm lying, these are the same people that are going to be on a breadline waiting for Big Brother government to give them a freaking bowl of soup.
These are the same people that are probably collecting DBT cards, and once that shit's cut from them, they're not going to know what the hell to do.
Do you understand?
Meanwhile, those of you that are out there making corporations that understand that, hey, you know, under an S-Corp, you can get taxed at 25% as opposed to a sole proprietor at 35%.
You know, I mean, as an S-Corp, you can, you know, write off losses.
You know, you can write.
I mean, do you understand what I'm saying?
Good God.
Give me my goddamn drink.
These assholes.
Give me my drink.
Got another beer.
Just open up another beer for Christ's sake.
You're goddamn right.
Corporations are people, too.
You're goddamn right.
Because you have to understand, folks, when you start a corporation, you're not, I mean, that's not your company.
The corporation is its own entity.
You understand?
So what does that mean exactly?
Well, I'll tell you what.
I'll tell you what it means, all right?
Let's say you've got a successful corporation.
Let's say you're making large sums of capital.
All right?
It's kind of like, let me use that guy from Orange County Choppers.
Do you know who I'm talking about?
Big Paul Tuttle.
Are y'all familiar with this guy from Orange County?
He's on Discovery Channel, Orange County Choppers.
Are you aware of the little dispute that he's having with his son there?
Well, I'm not going to get into the big deal about it, but unfortunately, West Coast Choppers, Big Paul and Little Paul Tuttle, it was a father and son operation that they were basically building motorcycles out of their garage, and they expanded that operation into an actual garage, and it just kind of blew up on them.
Well, Orange County Choppers, the dissension between the old man and the son got to a boiling point where the son finally got fed up and walked out of the company.
All right?
Paul Jr., that's right, Paul Jr. Designs.
He walked out of the company and said, I'm tired of this.
Forget it.
Now, Paul Jr. owns a portion of that corporation of Orange County Choppers.
He owns a portion of it.
But Paulie, Big Paulie, his goddamn old man is saying, well, I don't know what you own because the company's worthless.
The company's worth.
He's claiming the company's worthless, even though I don't know if you've seen Orange County Choppers.
He's got this humongous warehouse that's, you know, got departments for painting, for manufacturing, for metalworking.
I mean, there's this humongous corporation, all right?
And believe it or not, Paul Sr. is actually legally being able to screw over his son, all right?
I'm not joking by stating that the corporation isn't worth anything because it isn't.
You see, let me tell you what Pauly Sr. did, all right?
Paulie Sr. took all the money that was being generated off these custom motorcycle builds, all right?
And it's the corporation's money.
It's not Pauly Sr.'s money, all right?
Pauly Sr. gives himself a generous paycheck that's paid to him by the corporation.
You understand?
That's Pauly Sr.'s personal income.
That's not the corporation's income.
So Paul E. Sr. can write himself up a $1.5 million a year paycheck, $2 million a year paycheck, whatever, bonuses, the whole nine yards.
Meanwhile, all the money that's in the corporation, being the fact that Paul E. Sr. is the president of the company, he decided to take all the money in the corporation and reinvest it into capital, meaning that he reinvested in the expansion of the shop, reinvested into machinery, reinvested into new material.
And that's why Paul E. Sr. is going to court and legally screwing his son in this little event that's being broadcast on Discovery Channel.
He's legally being able to screw over his son and say that, hey, you know, you own a percentage of nothing.
You owe a percentage of debt.
That's what you owe.
I'm not joking, man.
I'm not joking.
I mean, do you understand?
I mean, that's why I'm saying, man, I mean, you people need to understand how business works.
If you do not understand how business works, you're going to get screwed, just like Paul Jr. over there.
All right?
I mean, Paul Jr. got screwed.
I mean, I know he's got Paul Jr. designs, but come on.
I mean, come on, man.
That looks like some operation that, you know, a couple of schmuck Hell's Angels threw their drug money together and bought a garage and just threw whatever they could in there.
I'm not joking, man.
All right?
I mean, big Pauly Sr. screwed his son because he could do that.
So even though Paulie's saying that he's claiming a percentage of Orange County chopper, he owns nothing.
I mean, by Paul E. Jr. claiming ownership of a percentage of a company in debt, all right, that means that Pauly Jr. has to come to the table actually as a party to fulfill those debt obligations.
Do you understand what I'm saying?
So that's why Paul E. Jr. is like, well, forget it.
He's like, forget it.
Forget about it.
Ownership Transfer Stories00:08:01
It's great, baby.
Look, I'm just telling you, I'm just planting seeds.
That's all I'm doing to you kids out there.
Don't sit there on your ass and say, I'm never going to be rich ever before.
No, you're wrong.
The only reason you're not going to be rich is because you don't want to be rich.
The only reason that you're not living your lifestyle is because you don't want to live your lifestyle.
All right?
Anyway, folks, we're already five minutes into the second hour of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
And of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
And once again, folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
Before we get into anything else, I'd like for everybody to please retweet the broadcast.
Go to the social networks.
Go to the forums.
Go to the blogs and spread it around like wildfire.
And, you know, make sure to let everybody know that we're in affected in the house.
Let me tell you, there's a lot of people in the chat room that are saying, hey, that's a hell of a story, Ghost.
I can't believe it.
Hey, believe it, baby.
You understand?
It's business.
It's never personal.
You know?
You have to remember that.
You ever heard that term?
It's just business.
That's what it's all about.
And if you are naive of business, well, then you are a prime candidate to be one of these stories out here.
Let me tell you one more story.
Let me tell you another story that's just completely unbelievable.
And these are true business stories.
I'm going to talk a little bit about a Texas-born company called Pace Peccani Sauce.
Y'all remember that?
Huh?
This Pace Pecani sauce is made from folks that know what true hot sauce is supposed to taste like.
Y'all remember that?
Y'all remember Pace Peccani sauce?
Well, anyway, believe it or not, it was ran by an old man named Pace.
All right?
I mean, he built this from the ground up.
As a matter of fact, Pace was a guy who not only delved in hot sauce, but he was a supplier to a lot of restaurants.
And Pace's hot sauce actually took off as one of his components of his restaurant manufacturer, a restaurant supply business.
So as a result, Pace built a huge assembly line and became nationally known for making salsa.
Yeah, I'm talking about Pace Pecani sauce, the hot sauce, yes.
All right?
Anyway, Pace had a daughter.
Didn't have any sons, unfortunately.
I guess the chromosome wasn't there for her, but he had a daughter.
And yeah, unfortunately, I'm going to tell you why, unfortunately, he had a daughter.
I'll tell you why.
Just listen to the goddamn story before you start calling me a sexist jerk, Dix.
All right?
He had a daughter.
All right?
And he started giving the daughter more and more authority over the company.
At some point, the daughter took full and total control of the company.
Well, the daughter got hooked up with some scumbag off of the assembly line.
Believe it or not, this is a true story.
I kid you not.
Got hooked up with somebody on the assembly line and just loved this guy and thought they were going to have a great time in life and thought this was the man of her dreams and so on and so forth.
That this guy, and I'm not going to name his name.
You can look him up for yourself because, you know, I don't want this idiot to sue me.
You know, so I'm not going to name his name.
All right.
But let me tell you something.
This idiot that bamboozled Pace's daughter, he actually convinced this broad to sign over ownership, majority ownership to his ass.
All right?
All right, no, no, no.
That's not the only story.
That's not all.
That is not all.
The guy got the ownership, signed over to him because, you know, Pace, his daughter, you know, was just some stupid Ditsy broad.
All right?
Signs over ownership to this guy.
He sells Pace Peccani sauce to Kraft Foods and makes $4 billion on the deal.
Can you believe it?
I'm not joking, man.
I am not joking.
And guess what?
Old Pace broad, because look, he couldn't legally get all ownership.
But he got enough.
He got $4 billion to sell the craft.
Now, what did old Pace get?
The daughter of Pay.
What did she get?
Huh?
What did she get?
She got $800 million.
Oh, that's great.
Oh, yeah, thanks.
$800 million.
While this schmuck, who was on the assembly line, he was on the assembly line, was able to bamboozle this broad through, let's be honest, through corporate maneuvering, corporate paperwork, having her sign this, sign that.
Sells it for four, it's over $4 billion.
I think it's $4.5 billion.
And now this guy's living in some mansion somewhere, probably laughing his ass off about Pace's daughter.
Unfortunately, Pace's daughter recently died.
So, you know, I'm sorry, Pace's daughter.
You know, I would have killed myself after that, if you want my personal opinion.
$800 million?
She was the owner of the company, man.
What do you mean, $800 million, not too shabby?
She owned it.
Her father created it, man.
I mean, she allowed this goof because she was naive of business.
She was completely naive of business.
She allowed this goof to just take complete control of the goddamn company.
And now this guy's $4.5 billion richer just by, you know, banging the right stupid Ditzy Bimbo.
I mean, it's just unbelievable.
And the reason is, folks, is because this is all corporate.
You understand?
Corporations.
So once again, folks, the only reason I'm telling you this story, folks, is because, man, don't be this stupid.
You know, don't put yourself in a situation.
You know, don't be an idiot and be naive of business.
And then when somebody takes you, you're like, I don't know.
I mean, give me a damn break, for Christ's sake.
I kid you now, that's a true story.
You can look up that son of a bitch.
He's always written about in the Forbes 100 list.
And they don't even put a big article about the guy.
They put like a little footnote because even Forbes knows that this is ridiculous.
Oh my God.
Anyway, I'm sorry, folks.
I didn't mean to get off Keystre there.
I just want to let everybody know, man, it's easy.
It's easy to make money in America.
You need to understand that naive of business doesn't excuse you of being somebody who's unproductive.
You understand?
And for all you people that are like, it's not all about the money, ghost.
It's not all about the money.
Anybody who tells you that it's not all about the money is a loser.
I guarantee they're a loser.
They're trying to, I guess, solidify their disgusting uselessness in this life by saying that money isn't everything.
Don't worry about it.
They're trying to excuse their laziness.
You know, they're trying to excuse their lack of approach to survival in this world.
That's what they're trying to do.
You know, I mean, money isn't everything.
It's the only thing.
Do you understand what I'm saying?
And all you idiots that say that it isn't, you know, I bet you money right now.
You know, if your mother was in front of me, I could pay her money and I could just start throwing cash on the table, throw gold on the table, whatever her pleasure is, I could throw it on the table and have your mother drop trowel and do whatever in the hell I want her to do.
Do you understand what I'm saying?
That's money.
You understand?
I could buy your mother.
I bet you buy.
You know what?
I almost want to do that.
When finally the show gets real popular, and something happens, I got to out myself to the media, so on and so forth.
I want to do that one day.
I'm going to put it on YouTube, too.
Shout-Outs and Frustrations00:04:22
I swear to God.
I'm going to go up to some disgusting piece of garbage that hated me.
I'm going to find out who they are.
I'm going to go up to their mother and just start throwing money at this mother, right?
They're going to start throwing money and then just film her for whatever in the hell I want her to do.
I'm not joking.
That is reality, folks.
That's reality.
I could buy your mother.
All right?
Cheers for me buying your mother.
Anyway, I'm sorry, folks.
I'm sorry.
Let me go ahead and do we got any shout-outs or anything, engineer?
No, sir.
No.
Ah, ah.
Well, according to the engineer, we got a few people to shout out for Christ's sake.
And if you want to shout out right here, right now on the True Capitalist Radio broadcast, well, by God, follow me on Twitter if you haven't already done so, for Christ's sake.
Ghost Politics, all one word, no underscores, no underscores, all right?
Ghost politics, all right?
Now, what you do is you retweet the first tweet on my Twitter account, and I will give you a shout-out right here, right now.
All right?
All right, let's go ahead.
What do we have here?
We've got Celtic group poop.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
We've got R34 Group Poop.
We got Cool Group Poop.
Prince Group Poop.
What the hell's up with this group poop crap?
You excrement fetish freak shows, man.
We got Top Badge.
What's going on, Top Badge?
We got Master Asia 2012, Anders Templar.
We got Flamin' Nipple Chop again.
We always usually see Flamin' Nipple Chops.
Who the hell else do we got?
We got CPT Hoovison, Engineer is a Spy, Weed Brony, Poop Spanker, Mauer's in the place, Troll LOL, LOL, LOL, Candy Ass, Mattermine in the place, Hot in Texas.
Yeah, shove it up, your ass asshole, all right?
Hey, look, we got our rain, all right?
There's not going to be any more goddamn wildfires.
Do you understand?
You know what I mean?
There's no more wildfires out here, you milky liquor.
So just stop with the nonsense that you're doing here, all right?
Enough with the damn Texas jokes.
I don't like them.
Anyway, who else do we have out here?
Who else do we have, engineer?
Let's see, we got anonymous Plumo.
What's going on, Plomo?
We got Cosmo CB.
We got Trolesta Molestia.
We got, I'm not going to say that.
Evil Bronze 5, Poop Masseus.
We've got, I'm not going to.
You sick sons of bitches, man, with these dumb names, man.
What the hell's up with these sick names, man?
Where you come up with this crap?
Jesus.
We're going to do a couple more shout-outs in that shit, all right?
That's all we're doing.
We're sit.
Look at these fruity names, for Christ's sake.
Good God.
Forget it.
Nosebleed, LOL.
Hey, that wasn't funny that I had a nosebleed the other day, assholes.
You know what I'm saying?
I mean, that meant my blood pressure was so high for Christ's sake.
I mean, I was bleeding through my freaking nose because of you people.
Yeah, I saw the stupid little avatar that y'all made of me with a little bloody nose.
Fuck you, assholes, all right?
Anyway, excuse my French, folks.
I didn't really mean to curse here, but I mean, Jesus Christ, I mean, you don't understand what it is being me, you know?
You don't understand the type of ridicule that I have to accept.
I have to accept.
You know, have you done a YouTube search lately?
Ghost Capitalist or True Capitalist Radio?
Have you done a damn Google search for Christ's sake?
They're humiliating me for Christ's sake.
They're humiliating me.
They're making me look stupid.
They're making me look like a Jagoff, for Christ's sake, man.
My show is serious business, and look at the way they're treating it, for Christ's sake.
Anyway, let me move on to another subject matter.
I know that we've gotten off Keaster.
Kardashian Humiliation Debate00:03:41
I mean, we've actually gotten behind, but it's Baller Friday, baby.
It's Baller Friday, and I'm trying to advance some information in hopes of sparking synapses in the brains of capitalists.
That's what I want for Christ's sake.
Anyway, let me move on to another subject matter.
Let's talk about double-talking Governor Rick Perry over here.
Yeah, let's talk about this scumbag who said that Social Security is a goddamn Ponzi scheme, and yet the next debate, this asshole's pandering to these freaking baby boomer seniors.
Yeah, you just lost my vote there, Rick Perry, you scumbag.
Anyway, he's attended Fashion Week in New York.
Can you believe this?
I mean, you know, Rick Perry attended Fashion Week in New York.
He had actually dinner with Donald Trump.
Now, why in the hell he had dinner with Donald Trump, I have no freaking clue.
All right.
But then afterwards, he went to the Sherry Hill show and went immediately backstage where 30 models with scantily clad attire were just kind of circling him around him.
You know what I mean?
He also chatted with Kim Kardashian, for Christ's sake.
I mean, for real, Rick Perry?
I mean, what the hell kind of image are you projecting?
I mean, what are you trying to be?
Hollywood?
Kim Kardashian, for Christ's sake.
I mean, screw Kim Kardashian, all right?
I mean, let's be honest.
This broad is famous because she got banged by Ray J and it got filmed and thrown all over the internet for Christ's sake.
And it was a stupid porn flick.
All right?
It was stupid.
I mean, you look at Kim Kardashian, right?
You see, you know, big, you know, tribal ass.
You know, you see her, you know, plastic face and all that other nonsense.
You would think that this broad would be, I don't know, a little freaky in the sack, you know?
But no.
What was that pornography?
She was, ah, Ray J. Ah, ah, eh, I mean, are you kidding me?
I mean, Paris Hilton was more freakier than a slut.
And I don't know about you.
I wouldn't want to do Paris Hilton.
I mean, that's, I mean, I don't know.
That's like borderline, you know, flat board that needs a screw.
You know what I mean?
That's a flat board that needs a screw, for Christ's sake.
And not to mention, I mean, I don't know what kind of bugs that you can get off Paris Hilton, for Christ's sake.
But anyway, the point is, is that, you know, Kim Kardashian, that's why she is known here.
And I don't understand why everybody looks to her as some kind of, I don't know, a role model.
She's a filthy, disgusting whore.
You can tell her I said that.
Even her brother, who's on Dancing with the Stars of all plays, even he said that.
She's a useless, disgusting, filthy broad, you know?
And her only use in life is to use her uterus pipe to make ejaculation for penises.
I mean, that's basically it.
I mean, you know, that it really makes me sad that there was an actual Kardashian, you know?
You know, the guy, the old man, you know, he was the original lawyer to O.J. Simpson, you know?
I forgot his first name, but I knew his last name, Kardashian.
This is where they're getting their name from.
They're getting their name from their father who died of cancer because he probably, you know, couldn't live with himself.
All the demons that he was holding in after all these criminals that he let go for Christ's sake.
And they're taking this poor scumbag's name and they're just kind of running it through this disgusting gambit for Christ's sake.
Ethnic Stereotypes and Guests00:06:00
You know what I mean?
I mean, it's just horror.
I don't mean to get off on the tie right here, but Rick Perry's out there hobnobbing with these people.
You know, he's out there at Fashion Week.
What the hell are you doing at Fashion Week there, Rick Perry?
Huh?
You double-talking prick.
I thought you said that Social Security was a Ponzi scheme, and you're sitting here pandering in these old people.
These baby boomers assholes are the ones that caused the problems that we're in today.
They're the ones that cause the problems.
And what we're supposed to just sit here and just kind of accept the fact that, what, we're supposed to continue to pay for these assholes?
They have 77% of America's wealth.
The baby boomers have 77% of America's wealth, and we're still supposed to take care of these pieces of garbage when they outsourced all the jobs, when they put their goddamn kids in debt bondage with college debt for Christ.
I mean, it's just stupid.
Anyway, I want to hear from you.
646-652-4869.
What do you think about Rick Perry going to Fashion Week?
What the hell do you think about this crap?
Area code 401?
What do you think about Rick Perry?
Shove it up, your ass.
508, what do you think about Rick Perry?
Playing with your Peter Popper.
571, what do you think about Rick Perry?
Christ, don't do this now, please.
All right.
I mean, we're not even close to Halloween, and we're already starting to see remnants of the freaking holidays, all right?
Enough, all right?
Let me celebrate Halloween.
Let me celebrate Thanksgiving before you start shoving goddamn freaking Christmas trees up everybody's asses.
Jesus Christ.
240, what do you think about Rick Perry?
I think he's a fight.
Yeah, well, you sound like one, too.
Why are you calling him one?
Because I don't know.
You sound like a lispy son of a bitch.
Do you have like a speech impediment or something?
Actually, I do.
Yeah, well, why don't you smack yourself a couple of times and smack yourself out of that speech impediment?
It sounds really good.
I just wanted to call to say that I agree with you and everything.
Yeah, shove it up, your ass.
780, what's up?
What do you think about Obama?
Or fuck Obama.
What do you think about Rick Perry?
With Kelpie Brony.
No battery.
Oh, shut up.
516, what's up?
What do you think about Rick Perry?
I don't even know.
What do you know, 516?
What is it that you know?
I know you're a huge picket.
Here we go.
Another speech impediment for Christian.
And not only that, 516, stay right there because, you know, I'm hearing something there.
Are you hearing it, folks?
I think it's about that time to play everybody's favorite game.
It's guest the minority.
That's right, folks.
We're trying to guess the minority group of this particular individual.
Not only does he sound like he has a speech impediment, but how do you guess if there's a little bit of ethnic whang there?
Ethnic whang.
Everybody's favorite game is guest of minority.
Go ahead and put your guesses on the screen right now, folks.
It's everybody's favorite game.
I love this day.
All right, let's go ahead.
516, go ahead and keep talking.
What were you saying again?
Oh, my God.
I love this game.
You don't want to express your race?
What are you trying to hide your cultural identity?
Come on, 516.
What are you?
Are you a Mexican?
Nope, senor.
No, you're a Mexican.
I knew I.
I could smell the bean and cheese from here, for Christ's sake.
Don't lie.
You're a goddamn Mexican, aren't you?
No, I'm not.
I'm actually not a Mexican.
Yeah, right.
You're a Mexican.
I can smell the goddamn bean and cheese from here.
I mean, what is it with Mexicans, man?
You know, whenever, you know, you see a whole group of them, they're always like, and all this crap, right?
But then when they call up to the True Capitalist Radio broadcast, and when I basically, you know, hey, we play guest the minority with them.
We're asking them, hey, what are you?
They're not really, you know, brown and proud about it.
What the hell's up with that?
How come Mexicans aren't brown and proud?
I thought they were brown and proud, Holmes.
I thought they were, you know, puto pinche la raza, you know, and all that stuff.
I mean, you know, give me a break.
I mean, just w why?
Why, five one six?
Why do y'all do that?
Again, I'm not Mexican.
You're lying.
We can hear the goddamn twang in your voice.
Stop lying.
I'm just lying, dude.
I learned Hebrew before I learned English.
I'm Jewish.
Happy?
I'm a minority.
No, you're not Jewish.
Come on.
You know, I mean, what are you, Nacho Bernstein?
Nacho Bernstein.
Just called for God.
Get this.
Hey get him off for Christ's sake.
He's not Jewish.
I heard that goddamn Mexican twang.
Hey, you people don't understand.
I'm from Texas.
All right?
I'm from Texas.
We got a lot of Mexicans walking around out here.
All right.
So, you know, that puts me like a little bit of an expert about Mexicans.
You know?
I'm not racist.
I'm just putting it on the table.
I'm not racist.
I'm a melting pot of friendship.
All right?
I mean, you people need to get that through your goddamn head for Christ's sake.
Anyway, let's continue going.
I'm sorry, I didn't mean to get off keister with the guest of the minority game there, but I know that was a Mexican.
All right?
All right, I knew it was a Mexican.
Come on.
Property Taxes for Schools00:04:41
818, what's up?
What do you think about Rick Perry?
It's Friday, Friday.
Got to get down on Friday.
Hey, you're Mexican too, aren't you?
Nope.
Don't lie.
Come on.
Stop lying.
Nope.
Well, then, why are you talking with like a broken English ass accent for Christ's sake?
Why don't you talk a little bit more articulately, like you're from America?
I am.
No, no, you're not.
You're like, hey, Friday, Friday.
Got to get down on Friday.
I mean, why don't you talk a little bit more American for Christ's sake, huh?
Good point.
Yeah, yeah, good point.
It's right.
Yeah, exactly.
Get the hell.
Get this shit.
Get him off for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, it looks like nobody gives a crap that Rick Perry went to Fashion Week, hobnobbed with all these ridiculous Hollywood stars and all this nonsense.
So let me go ahead and move on to something else for Christ's sake.
All right.
Let's talk a little bit about how these ridiculous teachers in Tacoma, Washington are resuming their strike.
A fourth day of strikes.
All right.
That means four days students have been without any kind of education on the and they're doing the same thing that they did to these kids in Wisconsin.
They're doing the same thing.
The teachers are bamboozling these kids, and they're saying, hey, why don't you go out and protest with us?
Protest with us so we can have lifetime tenures and continue to deliver you incompetent education.
Let me tell you something.
It's ridiculous that these goddamn teachers in Washington, Tacoma, Washington, are actually conducting this strike.
And I already reported yesterday.
The average income of these teachers is $63,000 in change.
All right?
$63,000 in change.
Now, why are they protesting?
Why are they striking?
Because they want lifetime tenure.
Lifetime tenure, folks, means that they are employed by the school district for life.
And the only way that they can get fired is if they have a breach of contract.
And the breach of contract, believe it or not, you literally have to find a teacher in a goddamn janitor's closet, putting a couple of fingers up a child's orifice or something before they actually fire these teachers.
I mean, I think you need to do a YouTube search.
I think you need to do a Google search.
And look at how many teachers get away with murder.
I mean, they get away with racial slurs.
You know, they get away with, you know, controversial teaching activity.
They get away with, you know, out-of-school contact with, you know, students, you know, so on and so forth.
I just don't get it.
You know, I have no idea.
I just don't get it.
And in my personal opinion, and I'm going to continue to say it, it'll be a great day in American history.
All right?
A great goddamn day in American history when these public educators, these teachers, these damn administrators, these damn school boards, all these people are on the unemployment line, having to get employed in the private sector like everybody else.
I mean, I think, and I'm going to continue to reiterate this, we need to privatize education.
I mean, look, I'm a taxpayer, and I feel like I'm getting raped here.
You know, because let me tell you where the school's funding comes from.
It actually comes from property taxes.
All right?
Now, property taxes, people that own property are the ones that fund these schools for Christ's sake.
Now, what I don't understand is I haven't had kids that went to public school for a long, goddamn time.
Why?
And not even that.
I own multiple properties.
I mean, so I'm not only paying property taxes for one school district, I'm paying property taxes for many school districts, for Christ's sake.
And I have no kids that go to these stupid schools, for Christ's sake.
So why am I getting raped to pay taxes to a school that I have no interest in whatsoever?
None whatsoever.
And moreover, the taxpaying dollars that I'm putting into these schools are producing nothing but non-cognitive reasoning, spitback knowledge, multiple choice test takers.
That's what they're producing.
I mean, they don't even know how to think critically anymore.
They can't even think on their feet.
All right, so I don't understand why I'm getting raped by supplying a bunch of bureaucrats in public education some ridiculous payday for lifetime tenure.
Undervalued Education System00:06:41
You understand?
I don't like teachers.
If you're a teacher, you know, screw you.
All right, if you're an educator, shove it up your ass.
All right?
You're juicing our goddamn tax dollars for Christ's sake.
You understand what I'm saying?
You're juicing our tax dollars, and you are producing an ill product.
I mean, just talk to anybody who's under the age of 30 in today's America.
I mean, I'm not joking.
Talk to anybody who's under the age of 30, and the majority of these males that are under the age of 30 have just predominant feminine physical attributes and predominant feminine vernacular.
And why are they so feminine?
Why are they so politically correct?
Why are they because their damn education has implemented this on our kids?
You understand?
They've implemented this fruity ass political correctness as subjugation for our children.
And I'm not joking.
Anyway, once again, we're talking about these asshole teachers going on strike for the fourth day in Tacoma, Washington.
I want to hear from you.
What do you think about these scumbag teachers?
646-652-4869 is the number to call.
We got Area Code 573.
You're on the horn.
What's up?
Oh, no, no, no, no.
Hey, look, 573, we don't want to hear your fat ass eat.
All right?
All right, we know that you're some fat, jelly-ass job of the hut bastard shoveling food down your gullet like a goddamn garbage disposal.
We don't care, all right?
I hope you die of a goddamn coronary here in the next 10 minutes, all right?
Area code 404, what's up?
What's going on, man?
Hey, what's going on?
We got Billy D. Williams in the house.
What's going on, man?
It's good to hear from you.
Cheers, man.
Cheers, baby.
So how do you bid?
I'm doing well.
How about you, man?
Just been capitalizing on the markets.
Like you said, you know, a while back when they took their dip, I did a little dollar cost averaging on some of my positions and been doing pretty well for me.
Yeah, you're damn right.
I'm glad it's going well for you, man, because let me tell you, I still think that Dow Jones Industrials is way undervalued.
I think the SP is undervalued.
NASDAQ, very volatile.
It's a high-risk, high-reward in the NASDAQ.
But I still think that a lot of these equities have been oversold, and it's good to hear from, especially a capitalist like yourself, that you're taking advantage of the market.
You're looking at these bottom-feeding opportunities and you're capitalizing, man.
Yeah, man.
Anyways, I guess going into the topic, teachers, you know.
Yeah, I hear you.
Not a whole lot you can say.
I mean, this is the same shit you're getting from Wisconsin.
I mean, they're pretty much laying down the same blueprint.
Of course.
I mean, they're laying down the same blueprint as right.
It's disgusting.
It's not like they're asking them to take a pay cut.
It's not like they're asking them to, you know, be subjected to cruel conditions or cruel and unusual workplaces.
Nothing.
No.
It's because they don't want lifetime tenures.
All right.
I mean, the government's like, look, we can't afford lifetime tenures.
We need some leverage to get rid of dumbass teachers that don't do their job.
And the unions are like, no, we're not going to do that.
We're saving the bad teachers.
We're risking education so that we can save the bad teachers.
That's what it comes down to, man.
This has nothing to do with saving the children.
This has nothing to do with educating the children.
This has something to do with creating lifetime tenures for teachers because they've been blessed with this for like, what, 40 or 50 years at this point in time?
Lifetime tenure.
And it's only until now, because we've got budget crunches and we've got a lot of bad, fiscally irresponsible districts out here.
It's only until now that they're starting to say, hey, we've got to stop with the lifetime tenures.
We've got to stop having these teachers who have been there for 30 years where technology has surpassed them, where the damn subject has surpassed them.
We need to get these goddamn teachers out, and they don't want to do it.
This is what these strikes are based upon.
It has nothing to do with the children, has nothing to do with pay cuts, has nothing to do with anything other than lifetime tenures.
And oh, yeah, they want them to pitch in a little bit.
Not a lot, but a little bit to their own health insurance.
And this is causing a freaking teacher revolution.
Isn't this great?
This is great.
Well, I mean, it's just, you know, it always goes back to their fear of competition.
You know, you start making them compete with private schools or having them even compete like colleges do now for the dollars.
You know, just have it be like, you know, okay, fine.
You guys want to be a teacher?
Then, you know what?
You got to start performing, and your students got to start performing.
If not, if you're a piece of shit teacher, then your ass has to go.
Sorry, that's just the way it is.
But they don't want that.
Hell no, they don't want that.
That's what they're fighting for in Wisconsin.
That's what they're fighting for in Washington.
And unfortunately, because they are teachers and they can manipulate the minds of these students, they have students with them at the picket lines.
And it makes it seem to the average, ignorant American asshole who's mostly visual as opposed to actually interpreting information.
It looks to them like, oh, look at them.
They're taking money away from the teachers.
It's not fair.
They're taking money away from our kids.
It's not fair.
Screw that.
You know, these teachers are getting way overpaid.
They're getting way overpaid beyond the median income of the private sector in America.
They get way more benefits.
I mean, unbelievable benefits that couldn't even be accorded to union workers that are in the private sector.
I mean, where in the private sector, even in union labor in the private sector, where do you get lifetime tenure?
You don't.
Where do you get seniority pay?
Where every year that you're with the district that you get $1,500 every year added to your goddamn yearly income.
And that's why a lot of these teachers that are 30-year teachers, 40-year teachers, believe me, that's why they're there.
They're collecting $100,000 a year, you know, teaching the same garbage that they taught 30 years ago, for Christ's sake.
And this is what the system has to get rid of, but they can't do it because of these disgusting, despicable teachers' unions.
And let me tell you, I know I have a lot of YouTube videos of me out there on YouTube.
If there's any YouTube makers, why don't you tell me that?
Well, why don't you put this out there, right?
It'll be a great day in American history when you goddamn scumbag mooching teachers and you scumbag administrators, and you scumbag school board members are out in the goddamn unemployment line.
Where do you belong?
Go ahead, Billy.
Tequila Bars and Capitalist Army00:02:31
I'm sorry, it just pisses me off man, because I mean look, I have a lot of youth who listen to me here and I have a lot of young people who are listening.
These are products of the public education system and you can actually hear the ignorance and the non-cognitive reasoning every time these assholes call in an attempt to get lulz.
They can't even get lulls.
I mean, some of these kids, they write the crap down before they even say it and they can't even say it.
Yeah, it's stupid.
Well, I got I.
I gotta admit I I, I cracked.
I had to laugh my ass off when I heard the group poop or whatever.
That was a pretty funny name, but anyway um, real quick, I had one question for you, with you being in Texas and everything, and you know, I know you were saying earlier how you have uh well, you're a melting pot of friendship and all that, and you, you got you're.
You're pretty good with foreign relations.
So I had a question for you, man.
Um, you know, I i'm going to uh, i'm going to one of these uh, I guess tequila bars tonight and uh, I I guess they uh well yeah, it's gonna be a good time right, but no, it should be yeah, but they have one of these guys there and I mean this just is weird to me.
But I want to know what's up with the, with with the.
When you go to some of these tequila bars, they have and at this one they do they have this kind of like fat Mexican guy with a whistle that you're talking about in your mouth.
You know you talk about that crap.
Yeah, what is that?
I don't know, I have no idea.
You know now look, i'm from Texas.
I mean, we've got a lot of Mexicans walking around out here but, believe it or not, that's not really prevalent out here in Texas.
You know we got really unfortunate strict alcohol laws out here.
So uh, you know, TABC will not allow uh, somebody to pour a goddamn tequila shot in somebody's mouth and do that.
But I, i've seen that in Mexico, i've seen that when i've taken trips to South America and, to be honest with you, I have no freaking clue what that's all about.
I mean, you know, I mean you got this fat, greasy Mexican, for christ's sake.
I mean you could smell the bean and cheese secreting off of these boars, for christ's sake.
And this guy's, you know, sitting over here, you know tilting your head back, putting you know a shot down your gullet.
And then you know, I mean it's more than a shot it, you know, they try to fill up your mouth with a goddamn tequila.
And then when you're sitting there swallowing and they see the Pain in your face, like, good God, this is way more tequila than I've ever had in my life.
Then they blow that stupid whistle.
So I have no idea what the hell that's about, man.
Gaddafi and Libya Conflict00:09:06
That's a good question, mind you.
Maybe if we get a couple of Mexicans calling up, maybe they'll give us an explanation if there's some kind of tradition behind that.
There you go.
That's a good question.
And outside of that, ghosts, have a great Baller Friday.
And I want to give a shout out to the engineer.
That's it, man.
Take it easy.
Hey, man.
Hey, it's always good to hear from you, Billy, man.
I appreciate it.
You too, man.
Take it easy.
All right.
Hey, that was Billy D. Williams, folks.
An avid listener, an avid caller, and once again, a member of the Capitalist Army.
And if you're not a member of the Capitalist Army, then I don't know what the hell you're doing.
By God, we were looking for a few good men and women in the capitalist army.
Do you understand what I'm saying?
We're looking for a few good men and women in the capitalist army.
So how do you get there?
www.capitalistarmy.com.
All right, capitalistarmy.com.
And let me tell you, you know, you people that are actually going and trying to join, at least put something in your profile description, please.
All right?
I mean, seriously.
I mean, put something in your profile because I'm not going to accept your membership.
All right?
CapitalistArmy.com.
Anyway, folks, man, we're getting way behind here, folks.
I'm sorry.
It's Baller Friday.
You know, we're going off Keaster here.
We were talking about how Rick Perry was attending Fashion Week.
We were talking a little bit about how the Tacoma teachers are striking for the fourth day.
Let me continue going.
I want to talk a little bit about the Gaddafi loyalists because according to the rebels, they supposedly had Gaddafi cornered in the last stronghold out there by Bani, Walid, and Shirty, Libya.
And according to the rebels, they were going to go in there and try to raid this area in an attempt to try to get Gaddafi.
Well, that's not what happened.
All right?
It looks like Muamar Gaddafi is putting up a decent last stand.
He basically repelled the rebel attacks that were at that particular area in Libya.
And believe it or not, the rebels are retreating.
They're retreating for Christ's sake.
They're like, I got to get out of there.
They're retreating for Christ's sake.
So, I mean, you know, good Lord, I cannot believe that they got Gaddafi cornered in one stupid city.
And the Gaddafi loyalists are not only repelling the rebels, but repelling the rebels with NATO backing, with NATO weapons.
I mean, you know, don't we all remember that NATO was supposed to be the alliance that was going to help the international community just in case Russia, the Iron Curtain, got uppity?
I mean, this just goes to show you that NATO would have been no match for the Iron Curtain.
All right?
No match for the Iron Curtain, for Christ's sake.
I mean, they can't even take out Gaddafi.
Jesus Christ.
Give me a drink.
Give me another drink, for Christ's sake.
Oh, yeah.
Woo!
Yeah, I know there's no NATO ground forces there, fat man, but they're training them, they're arming them, they're giving them tanks, they're giving them weapons, and they still can't go out there and beat Gaddafi's forces, for Christ's sake.
I mean, good Lord.
Not to mention, they got air cover.
They have NATO air cover.
So anyway, I want to hear from you.
What do you think about Gaddafi sitting over here repelling the rebels in Libya, for Christ's sake?
I mean, they're getting the hell out of this little town, Bani Walid, Shariti, Shariti, whatever the hell you call it.
I'm sorry if I'm butchering up.
I'm not, I don't speak Campbell.
Anyway, I want to hear from you.
What do you think about it?
Are you code 517?
What do you think about Libyan rebels?
Merry Christmas, girls.
I want to get through Halloween!
I want to get through goddamn Thanksgiving before I start having these goddamn corporations trying to shove a goddamn Christmas tree up our asses for Christ's sake.
You understand?
It's September!
Jesus Christ, man.
You assholes, I know why you like Christmas, huh?
You like Christmas because everybody gives you gifts, huh?
Oh, yeah, I like getting gifts and just everything's so great.
It's like a it's friendship is magic, and I'm gonna get a little brony doll, and I'm gonna probe my anal passage with it.
It's just stupid, right?
Stupid.
Let me take another caller here.
401, what's up?
What do you think about a Gaddafi and his loyalist?
Is it just me or does Gaddafi look like the side of a camel's ass?
To me, it looks like Gaddafi looks like an Arab Michael Jackson that was basically mauled by a few cats.
You know?
That's what I think.
You know what I mean?
Have you seen this fake?
It looks like a damn desert Michael Jackson, for Christ's sake.
I mean, that's just too much work.
916, what's up?
What do you think about Gaddafi and his loyalists?
Is there anyone who knows what Christmas is all about?
Jesus Christ.
I mean, what the hell is up with this Christmas theme?
It's September!
I don't want to think about Christmas, alright?
I want to get through Halloween.
I want to get through goddamn Thanksgiving, for Christ's sake, all right?
I mean, the last thing I need to worry about is goddamn Christmas, all right?
I mean, I don't want to think about it right now, for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ, we're supposed to be talking about these Libyan forces retreating because Gaddafi loyalists are basically fighting back.
You know what I mean?
And before we get into anything else, folks, you know us.
We actually have a personal connection with the Libyan rebels.
And they actually want to make a statement at this point in time.
So without any further ado, folks, I'm going to go ahead and put on a representative of the Libyan rebel faction.
But Mahmoud, are you there, sir?
That's what I told you, American people.
Your people need to pay your taxes so we can beat them.
You feed the American people.
You don't know the Libyan rebels with yourself.
for Allah, Wallah Rabbah, Wallah Rabbah, do this for Allah.
And all your Americans right now, you get on your knees.
You get on your knees and face Mecca.
You'll face Mecca now.
Get on your knees.
Stop what you're doing.
You get on your fucking knees and get on Mecca.
Your face is mecha now.
All faces due to the one I...
Hey!
All your people that are there in Texas.
Get on your knees and defeat the American.
You'll defeat the American people on your knees.
And you'll face Mecca.
You'll face Mecca now.
You understand me?
You fish mech.
You're a lot of fun.
Get them off, engineers.
Get him off for Christ's sake.
As you can see, the Libyan rebel faction actually seems rather confident, as you can tell from Mahmoud's little rant there.
Unfortunately, it looks like they retreated, and we didn't hear anything about that from Mahmood.
Of course, we heard the traditional nonsense that he wants Americans to pay their taxes so that they can continue to support the Libyan rebel faction.
But hey, Mahmood, I know that you're hung up now, but you're losing.
You're losing for Christ's sake.
And not to mention, folks, I hate to keep reiterating this, but don't we remember that the Libyan rebel faction, those that were against Muammar Gaddafi, according to our State Department, according to the United States State Department, these assholes are connected with al-Qaeda.
Israeli Statehood Unrest00:04:18
And we're supposed to be arming these guys.
We're supposed to be training these guys for Christ's sake?
Good lord.
Anyway, let me move on to another subject matter, folks.
I want to talk about the Palestinians.
That's right.
The Palestinians are trying to get full-fledged statehood at the United Nations.
And, of course, you've got Israel and you've got the United States a little apprehensive at this full-fledged statehood in the United Nations.
And the reason is, is because the Palestinians actually want to go back pre-1967 borders.
And, of course, the Israelis are up in arms about it.
They don't appreciate it.
They don't want to go back to those borders.
So on and so forth.
But what makes this very tricky is that in the United Nations, you have a lot of people that show favor to the Palestinian situation.
And according to the way the UN Council sets up its vote, it looks like the Palestinians actually have enough votes to possibly make this whole statehood an actual reality.
I'm not joking.
You know?
Serious.
I mean, it could be an actual reality up in here.
And I mean, you know, this does not look good for Israel at this point in time.
I mean, Israel is already dealing with the situation with Turkey.
I mean, you know, Turkey has already, you know, completely ejected any Israeli diplomats out of its country.
It's broken ties militarily and diplomatic relations with Israel, for Christ's sake.
Although the jihudis in Egypt today announced that they want to reiterate their connection with Israel.
They want to continue their peace talks with Israel according to the whatever regime that's running those jihudis in Egypt.
But Turkey is just not very happy with Israel.
And this is a powder tag waiting to happen.
And then with the Palestinians asserting their statehood ambitions at the United Nations and asserting their statehood ambitions based upon pre-1967 borders, just adds fuel to the fire, folks.
And I don't know about you, but I don't think that, you know, this situation, this little piece of geography here, should be the powder cake for potential World War III, because that's eventually what's going to happen.
If this happens, and and I have said time and time again that Israel, because they feel isolated within the region, moreover, Israel is having domestic unrest as it pertains to their own citizens.
Like three weekends ago, we saw Israel's take to the street, the Israelis, excuse me, take to the street of Jerusalem, of Tel Aviv, and all the major cities in Israel.
Over 450,000 Israelis took to the street demanding from their government, quote unquote, social justice, which is just another word for socialism.
You understand what I'm saying?
I mean, I just I cannot believe.
I cannot believe the Israeli the Israelis!
The Israelis are calling for socialism for Christ's sake.
I mean, what's this world coming to?
Good God.
So, based upon all this that's happening in Israel, you know, the isolation within the region, the domestic unrest that they're having in Israel, in my personal opinion, I think that the Israeli government is going to implement a preemptive strike.
It's going to implement a preemptive strike in the region, folks.
And let me tell you, that may happen at any day.
At any day whatsoever, for Christ's sake.
I mean, there's just I don't want it to happen.
I do not want it to happen for Christ's sake.
But it seems to me, based upon the isolation that Israel has basically put itself in, moreover, you also have domestic unrest.
I just think that we're going to have a serious situation happen here in the Middle East.
And I don't want to see it.
I don't want to see it.
Let's take a couple of callers here, see if anybody has anything to say about the Palestinian statehood situation.
Area code 313, what's up?
What do you think about Palestine?
Multiple Choice Test Critique00:03:43
Fuck you, Texas.
Obviously a new fag.
847, what's up?
What do you think about the Palestinians?
Hey, honey, I'm looking at Giga.
We couldn't even understand you because you're cheap ass Salvation Army phone, for Christ's sake.
405, what's up?
What do you think about the Palestinians?
Before they go, what's going on?
What's going on?
Not too much.
I actually wanted to go back a few topics because I think you might think Discord is pretty good.
Go ahead.
To the point where you were talking about the teachers.
Go ahead, baby.
All right.
I was in class the other day, and our teacher was like, Yeah, we're going to have a quiz Thursday, so make sure you read this shit online or whatever.
Whoa, what did she ask you to read?
Some kind of a it was a chapter out of this thing called The Lawyer in the Maze and shit.
I don't even know.
It's fucking stupid.
That's how most people are like that, but go ahead.
Fucking busy word.
Yeah.
So the fucking black kid, I'm not trying to get racial.
I'm just saying he's a black gentleman.
And he goes he goes, Is that test going to be multiple choice?
And I laugh a little bit to myself.
And he has the nerve to look at me and act like I'm fucking retarded or something.
Are you kidding me?
What is he giving you one of the mean mugs?
Yeah, he He likes to look at me like, hey?
And I was like, multiple choice?
Are you serious?
Like, do you want to have an education?
Just wondering.
Let me get a little bit of a test.
He knows.
He knows that if he has multiple choice, all right?
The bottom line is, is that, you know, typically multiple choice tests have, what, four, four answers, maybe five, depending on the state you're in.
But typically, they're four.
All right?
And believe it or not, if you're special ed or if you're actually like, you know, considered special ed, it's three.
All right?
At least here in Texas.
So, yeah, of course he's asking for multiple choice because all he can do is just put ACDC, AC, DC, all down the little, what do you call the little bubbling in little sheet there that they give you kids, you know, where you bubble in the answer.
Yeah, Scantron.
You know, you give you a little ACDC.
And believe it or not, you can actually pass based upon that ridiculous scheme.
I kid you not.
Yeah, I believe it.
And let me tell you, and these idiots that don't know shit from Shinola, they know it too.
So that's why they're out there asking, hey, you got a multiple choice test?
It's horrible.
Then you laugh, dude.
So was it a multiple choice, or was it at least some kind of creative thing or critical thinking?
Two long answer questions and then like a few fill in the blank.
So they leveled with the black people.
Sorry.
Oh, man.
Well, hey, man, thanks for calling.
Believe me, I understand where you're coming from, man.
I mean, a lot of these idiots in America, that's all they want.
They want multiple choice tests.
That's it.
They want multiple choice tests.
And the teachers, that's what they want to teach, do.
They want to teach a multiple choice test.
You understand what I'm saying?
Oh, my God.
Anyway, we were talking a little bit about how the Palestinians are seeking full membership in the United Nations.
They want to be recognized as a state.
And, you know, Abbas, who happens to be the leader of Palestine, is being really aggressive about this.
And, of course, the two opposition, Israel and the United States, are trying to, you know, go up to Abbas and say, hey, calm your ass down.
Calm your ass down.
Mexican Independence Day Fever00:05:25
Because let's be honest, I mean, the Palestinians want to go back to the pre-1967 borders.
And I don't think any Israeli wants to even accept that, which is really unfortunate, but they don't want to accept it.
So this is a powder keg waiting to happen, folks.
So, you know, keep your eyes keenly aware on this particular situation.
All right, let's take one more call here.
571, what's up?
What do you think about Palestine?
Happy Christmas.
Mr. Greece.
Happy Christmas.
Who the hell says happy Christmas?
Hey, 571, I know you're Mexican.
Are you celebrating today's DS de Sace or whatever the hell it's called?
He's too busy getting in the Christmas spirit for Christ's sake.
I mean, for all that don't know, this is one of two Independence Days.
Believe it or not, Mexico has two Independence Days, all right?
I get you not.
Today is the Mexican Independence Day from Spain.
And of course, Cinco de Mayo, which is May 5th, is the Mexican Independence Day from France.
All right?
So anyway, since it is, you know, Mexican Independence Day today, one of two, I guess, before we get into anything else, I want to say that we are in the third and final hour of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
And of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
And once again, folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
Before we get into anything else, I'd like to please retweet the broadcast.
Go to the social networks.
Go to the forums.
Go to the blogs and spread it around like wildfire.
And let everybody know that True Capitalist Radio isn't affected in the house.
But before we get into anything else, folks, I want to celebrate.
That's right.
I'm from Texas over here.
We've got a lot of Mexicans walking around out here.
So I feel like it's my duty to celebrate, what is it, DSD Sace or something?
I think that's how you say it.
And sorry if I'm saying it wrong.
But I think that it's my duty to celebrate Mexican Independence Day.
And remember, folks, I am the king of Mexicans.
You know what I'm saying?
So let's just go ahead and celebrate Mexican Independence Day here for a minute, all right?
Hey, engineer, do you got any Mexican music going on?
All right, go ahead and put it on, Engineer.
Let's see if we got some kind of Mexican Independence Day type fever going on.
Go ahead, Engineer.
See what we got.
Oh, yeah.
All right, everybody, get in with me.
Everybody.
Hare by Lorico.
That's what I'm going to do.
I'm Mexican Independence Day.
I'm doing Fort Warico.
Do you hear me stomping?
Do you hear me stomping for Christ's sake?
I'm doing for Lorico.
I'm doing for Lorico.
Yes.
Mexican Independence Day.
I'm doing Fort Lorico.
Oh, man.
I'm almost out of breath doing all that for Lorrico.
Let's do a Mexican yelp, shall we?
Oh, man.
Mexican Independence Day, baby.
Mexican Independence Day is what it is today.
All right, shut it off, engineer.
Shut it off.
Shut it off.
Oh, man.
I'm out of.
Almost.
I'm out of breath here, for Christ's sake.
I'm out of breath.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, let me go ahead and open up with another.
Give me more beer.
More beer.
Got some beer up in here.
Oh, yeah.
Breathless Shout-Outs Segment00:02:59
Before we get into anything else, folks, I'd like to give some shout-outs to the people that are out there listening to the broadcast.
And of course, folks, if you don't know how, well, if you're not following me by now, well, go ahead and do it.
I don't know what the hell you've been doing, playing your peer popper, you know, doing something.
Follow me on Twitter.
Ghost Politics is the name to follow.
All one word.
No underscores.
No underscores.
And I want you to retweet the first tweet on my Twitter account, baby.
You understand what I'm saying?
And I will give you a shout-out right here, right now, live on the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
All right?
Let me take a swig of this beer here for a second.
Good stuff.
Anyway, we got Ray MKO1.
What's going on?
Tara Strong in the house.
Cosmo CB.
Group Poop Mass.
We got Irish Dirtbag.
Super Jazz Car.
What is this?
Mecha Dragon.
All right, great.
Yeah.
We got The Whore Master.
I haven't seen the Whore Master in a long time.
What's going on?
The Whore Master.
Who the hell else do we got?
We got The Only Water.
Okay.
Rubrical Lou.
Weed Hacks.
What's up?
Who else we got?
We got GGC Tuck.
Burn Texas.
Shove it up your ass with the Texas jokes, asshole.
All right.
Enough.
It's not funny.
We got Kono Sewer.
We got Box 94 up in the place.
What's going on?
Who else we got going on?
Remember, Ghost Politics.
All right.
Retweet the first tweet on the Twitter account.
Who else we got?
We got Shizzle.
I'm not saying that, you asshole.
El Foxo Loco.
Gasgara.
Hey, what's going on with Gasgara, man?
How you doing, man?
Cheers to Gasgara up in the place.
Let me go ahead and take a swig of this.
Good stuff.
Good stuff.
Anyway, let's see.
Who else do we got going on here?
We got Anal Tooth Fairy in the place.
Who the hell else do we got going on?
We got Rectum Cleaner.
Rectum Cleaner.
Jesus Christ.
We got Fat is a Disease.
Fat is not a disease, asshole.
All right?
Stupid fat bastards.
Oh, fat as a daisy.
Freaking break.
You just put the freaking fork down for about five minutes, and you'll be surprised how much goddamn weight you'll lose.
All right?
Anyway, we got Ghost Train, 123.
We got, screw that bastard.
We got Bad at Mario.
Well, too bad.
Jesus Christ, bad at Mario.
How can you be bad at Mario anything?
China Government Taiwan Claims00:05:40
Let's see.
We got Wacky Jackie, 98, Poop Tickle Jr.
I'm not going to say these disgusting, pathetic names.
Forget it.
These idiots are making big jokes about Texas still, for Christ's sake.
Yeah, look at it.
Barbecue, Texas.
Real funny.
Pot Roast, Texas.
Pot Roast, Texas.
You asshole.
Just shove it up your ass for Christ's sake.
I mean, Texas is experiencing scorched earth, for Christ's sake.
We're experiencing scorched earth.
And you idiots are sitting here, pot roast, Texas.
Hot deals in Texas.
Shove it up, your ass.
Jesus Christ.
Who the hell else do we have?
That's it.
Forget it, engineer.
I'm not giving any more shout-outs to these bastards.
They're scumbags.
They're scumbags laughing at Texas and scorched earth out here.
We got scorched earth.
Let me take a swig of this beer for Christ's sake.
I mean, I'm way behind.
I'm way behind schedules.
Baller Friday.
They're way behind schedule.
Ah, good stuff.
All right, what the hell were we talking about?
We were talking a little bit about the Palestinians seeking full membership in the U.N.
I want to talk a little bit about China.
That's right.
I want to talk a little bit about China because Obama needs to make a decision before August 1st on whether or not he is going to sell arms to Taiwan.
And for all you folks that don't know, the Chinese, the Communist government of China actually believes, no, excuse me, October 1st, not August, or October 1st.
Believe it or not, the Communist government of China actually believes that they own Taiwan.
And the autonomy that Taiwan has projected on itself, the Chinese believe is against their particular communist agenda.
And it's been a policy within the communist government of China that at some point in time they are going to invade Taiwan and basically take it over.
You know what I mean?
I'm not joking.
I mean, they want to actually take over Taiwan.
Now, what Obama is considering, what Obama's considering is actually sending arms or making a humongous arms deal with Taiwan so that Taiwan can actually have some American weapons if China decides to go in and raid the country.
Now, Barack Obama has until October 1st to basically state whether or not he is going to make this arms sale or he's not going to make this arms sale.
But it looks like it's going to be a go, and it's going to strain the relations between China and the United States.
And I don't know how that's going to pan out, given the fact that China owns most of our debt.
I mean, if they really wanted to be jerks, they could sell these goddamn bonds that they own on the world market and completely crash the bond market.
I mean, we would have to be obligated for the debts.
You know, we'd be like goddamn Greece, for Christ's sake.
You understand?
So it's a very precarious diplomatic situation that Barack Obama finds himself in.
And, you know, I really don't know what to say.
I mean, this is a very precarious situation.
I do believe that Taiwan should have its autonomy.
I think that I do, me personally, recognize Taiwan as an independent country.
I think that they should have the right to be autonomous.
And the Chinese need to get the hell out.
You know, they need to stay out of Taiwan.
All right?
I know that I'm criticizing the Communist government of China, folks, and the unfortunate prerequisite of me criticizing the communist government of China is for me to allow, I have to allow a representative of the communist government of China to rebuttal any dissension that I actually conduct on this broadcast.
Because you see, Blog Talk Radio is broadcasted in China.
You understand?
I mean, they're broadcasted in China.
So unfortunately, I have to give a rebuttal by the Communist government of China.
And if I don't, you know, I'm not going to be broadcasted in China anymore.
And I think that it's important.
It's important for me to be broadcasted in China.
Without any further ado, folks, uh, Mr. Fortune Cookie, are you there, sir?
Oh, Bishop, my comments, government, and change.
You need to understand, ghosts, that Taiwan is property of communist government in China, motherfucker.
Don't sit here and try to take sides with the communist government of China against Taiwan.
We own Taiwan, motherfucker.
That's our country.
That's our land, motherfucker.
Just like we took, just like we took Hong Kong away from the English, motherfucker.
We took Hong Kong away from English.
We're going to take away Taiwan away from them, motherfuckers.
And there's nothing that you, any motherfucker, can do about it out there in America.
Communist Debt Ownership Rant00:03:02
We own your debt, motherfucker.
We own your country.
The communist government of China owns your country, motherfucker.
Don't sit here and talk garbage of the communist government of China or we stick a chopstick straight up your closed-up earthwork.
Motherfucker, you don't understand, ghost.
We're taking a list of all your fucking capitalists in here, motherfucker.
We're taking a list of all the capitalists that are in here chatting your chat room.
And we're going to tell all you motherfuckers that when we take over your country, when we take over your country, we're going to put all you motherfuckers that listen to a show into a re-education camp.
We're going to put you into a re-education camp, motherfucker, and make sure that you people do what you do for the same reason we do what we do, motherfucker.
And you know why we do what we do?
Do you motherfuckers want to know why we do what we do?
We do it for champion man.
We do it for chairman man.
Oh no.
My stomach hurt.
Oh.
Oh no.
Holy shit.
My stomach hurt.
Oh.
Oh no.
Ben Ingram.
I have nothing else to say.
I am Mr. Fortune Cookie.
Thank you very much.
All right.
Good to see you.
Get him off here.
Get him off for Christ's sake.
I mean, good God.
Ottoman Empire Historical Context00:14:55
Well, you heard it from the communist government themselves, folks.
They think that they own us.
They think that we have no right to be selling any kind of arms to Taiwan.
They think that they own our debt, that they can just kind of sit here and wave their fingers in our faces for Christ's sake.
It's disgraceful.
And really it's just disgraceful what's happening here.
And you heard it right from the Communist government's mouth.
Mr. Fortune Cookie, like I said, is a representative of a communist government of China.
And the only way that I can I could be able to broadcast in China is if I give this damn communist bastard some kind of airtime for rebuttal.
Anyway, folks, anyway, 646-652-4869.
We're running major late, folks, and I want to say I'm sorry to the individuals that are out there listening in.
Let me move on to another subject matter.
I know that we're supposed to be talking about how Obama is I mean, we're waiting for this guy.
October 1st is going to be the day on whether or not he's going to sell arms to Taiwan.
And it may just hurt the diplomatic relations with the United States and China.
So let me move on to another subject matter.
I want to talk about the Turkey's Prime Minister since we were talking about Israel earlier.
Turkey's prime minister, not only is he disbanded any kind of diplomatic relations with Israel, but now the Turkish Prime Minister is actually going around, like I had said a couple other shows ago, like two or three shows ago, that I feel, in my personal opinion, that the Turkish Prime Minister is utilizing the fervor of the old Ottoman Empire prior to the Treaty of Versailles as some kind of a, I don't know,
nostalgic rallying point so that the Arab Spring that has transpired over the springtime here as of late can kind of fall in line with the way that the old Ottoman Empire used to comprise itself.
Now, let me explain.
Before World War I, the Ottoman Empire basically comprised all of the Arab nations that we have come to know and love.
It was one humongous empire.
I mean, the Ottoman Empire was around for close to 500 years until World War I, until they took the side of the Austrian-Hungarian Empire after a Serbian nationalist decided to throw a grenade and assassinate Archduke Ferdinand from the Austrian-Hungarian Empire.
That's the whole reason why World War I started, for Christ's sake, believe it or not.
All right?
But anyway, you know, the goddamn Ottoman Empire took the side of the Austrian-Hungarian Empire.
They lost.
And as a result, the Treaty of Versailles carved up these goddamn Arab nations that we've come to know and love.
I mean, don't you know that the Saudi royal family and all these United Arab Emirates royal families, I mean, don't you think it's kind of odd that they have quote-unquote royal families, even though monarchism or aristocracy has no prevalence in their culture whatsoever?
I mean, there's no prevalence of monarchism in their culture.
Now, why is there a Saudi royal family?
Why is there a United Arab Emirates royal family?
Because they were instilled there at the beginning of the 1900s during the Treaty of Versailles.
I think you people need to read Lawrence of Arabia.
Have you all heard of Lawrence of Arabia?
Well, Lawrence was actually a secret service of the Brits.
And this guy went into the Ottoman Empire incognito, you know, with the whole turban and all that nonsense, right?
He went into the Ottoman Empire and negotiated with each and every one of these tribes within the Ottoman Empire and basically promised them that if they helped the English and those that were fighting on the other side of World War I, that these Arab you know, these Arab tribal leaders would actually be accorded certain geography.
You know what I mean?
Can you believe this crap?
And that's what happened.
That's the whole reason why we have Saudi royal families, for Christ's sake, because the goddamn Treaty of Versailles allowed this to happen for Christ's sake.
They were carving up the freaking Arab world like it was freaking tank or something.
And this is why we're having so much backlash in today's America, or in today's world.
That's why we're having so much terrorism in today's world.
You know what I mean?
Anyway, 646652486.
Now, the whole reason I'm bringing this up, folks, is because the Turkish Prime Minister, because believe it or not, the Ottoman Empire, their capital was in Turkey.
You know, that was their main, main, you know, stomping grounds.
That was their capital, Turkey.
Well, the Turkish Prime Minister is going around the Arab Spring countries and touting that they should utilize the Turkish democratic model as a means of re-establishing their civilization.
And I had alluded to the fact that the Turkish were trying to assert their particular kind of idealism of the old remnants of the Ottoman Empire by asserting themselves within the Arab Spring.
And this just proves what I had said, wasn't it, two or three shows ago?
So, once again, Turkish Prime Minister touting its democratic model around the Arab Spring countries so that everybody can be like, hey, we should be like the Turkish.
Anyway, I'm sorry if I'm being very brief with these last couple of subject matters, folks, but we're almost out of time.
And, you know, I don't want to eat into radio graffiti time.
So I just want to get through these damn subject matters, okay?
Now, I want to talk about Syria.
And we're going to be real brief about this because everybody who's an avid listener of the broadcast knows that I have been yelling and screaming since February of this year that Bashar al-Assad, the asshole who is massacring his own people because he wants to sustain his own bureaucratic power, all right?
This guy continues to kill his own people.
He's killing his own people to sustain power.
Can you believe this crap?
I've been saying this.
Another 15 dead today.
Another 15 dead as Bashar al-Assad kills his own people to sustain his own totalitarian bureaucratic power.
I'm not going to spend too much time on this, folks, because everybody that listens to me knows where I'm coming from on this subject matter.
If you're an avid listener to the program, you know exactly what I'm talking about.
So once again, another 15 dead.
15 dead thanks to Bashar al-Assad and his goddamn totalitarian ass.
You understand?
We don't need this crap.
Do you understand?
I've been calling for death, death, death to Bashar al-Assad, and that continues to need to be a sediment within all of us that are within the internet community.
You understand?
Death to Bashar al-Assad!
Death to Bashar al-Assad!
Death!
Death!
Death to Bashar al-Assad!
And that's all there is to it.
And let me tell you something.
Death to any other totalitarian leader that's killing people to sustain their own power.
Do you understand what I'm saying?
Death to Bashar al-Assad.
Anyway, let me move on to another subject matter.
Everybody pretty much knows my stance on Syria.
I want to talk about some other things.
Now, I don't know if y'all read this wherever you view your news information.
But there were actually a couple of assholes out of Colorado this past couple of days.
I think it was last night or something of that nature.
Two Colorado men actually played the actual real-life weekend at Bernie's.
That's right.
No, no, let me explain here.
Two friends, all right, uh, found their friend dead.
You know, I mean, he was unresponsive.
He was dead.
Nobody knows how he died.
It looks like he died from natural causes.
And instead of taking him to the goddamn hospital or instead of taking him to the morgue or instead of doing the right thing and going out and disposing of his body in the proper manner, these assholes actually took out the body, all right?
And they took it out on the town.
They took it out cruising and drinking, for Christ's sake.
I kid you not, they actually took this guy, this dead guy.
They don't know how he died.
They think he died of natural causes.
But the two schmuck friends that were with them decided to take his corpse.
And not only that, the guy had a Lincoln Navigator, so they took his Lincoln Navigator, and they went out on the town.
I'm serious.
They went out to bars.
They went out to drink.
They went out to strip clubs, a whole nine yards.
They went out on the town with this corpse in the goddamn Lincoln Navigator.
And guess what they did?
They used the corpse's credit cards.
Oh, come on!
What kind of friends is that, for Christ's sake?
Not only do they take the corpse, they put it in his car, they take his Lincoln Navigator out cruising in Colorado, but these two scumbags actually use this guy's credit card and literally like just go out on the town.
They go nuts.
All right?
They go completely nuts.
Well, anyway, these two people, Robert Young, age 43, Mark Rob Rubenson, excuse me, Mark Rubenson, age 25, they have been charged with abusing a corpse, identity theft, because you can't use a dead man's credit cards to go out drinking and getting drunk, all right?
And criminal impersonation, you know, because according to the prosecutor, they impersonated the dead guy.
You know what I mean?
So they've got these two guys in custody.
I think they got bailed out, if I'm not mistaken.
But, man, you're talking about weekend at Bernie's.
Have y'all seen weekend at Bernie's, for Christ's sake?
If y'all haven't seen it, it's about two men arriving at a beach home of their boss.
And the boss, his name is Bernie Lomax, only to find him, like, dead.
He's just sitting there dead.
All right?
But I'm not going to get into the movie or whatnot, but the two guys, they find their boss dead and they decide, hey, we're going to put sunglasses on him, prop him up in a couch, and drag him around everywhere we go so we can make believe that he's still alive.
You know what I mean?
These guys actually lived this crap.
Can you believe this crap?
I mean, I don't know about you.
I wouldn't be too easy about a corpse traveling with me in a freaking Lincoln Navigator.
You know what I mean?
I mean, you know, rigamortis sets into corpses and it starts to stink.
You know, it's just horrible.
Anyway, I thought it was a funny story.
Once again, Colorado men accused of taking the dead friend out in the town using his goddamn credit cards to go out drinking.
Anyway, let me continue going for Christ's sake because I'm almost running out of time and we don't want to take time from radio graffiti.
So what's the next subject matter here for Christ's sake?
Oh, yeah.
Does anybody know Tarek Salah?
Tarek Salahi.
Does anybody know who I'm talking about when I say that asshole, Tarek Salahi?
Well, anyway, Tarek Salahi, believe it or not, was the guy that actually crashed one of these White House soires.
Do y'all remember this?
When these two people ended up crashing like some White House dinner, they weren't even invited, but yet they were still able to kind of maneuver themselves into the White House and attend the whole White House soiree, so on and so forth.
Well, anyway, you need to look it up because this happened about last year, all right?
Happened about last year.
Some asshole named Tarek Salawahi, Salhahe, or some shit, this guy actually had crashed one of these White House dinners.
Yes, Salawahi, Salawahi or something, whatever his name is, all right?
Anyway, the reason I'm bringing him up, folks, is because, well, you know, not only was his wife one of the housewives of Washington or housewives of something, right?
And not only did Tarek Salawahi use this disgusting blonde-headed plastic-faced bimbo as a trophy wife and thought that he had her loyalty based upon buying her, well, it looks like Tariq Zalawahi didn't have enough money or at least enough sexual type of moves to keep this bimbo because, believe it or not, a couple of days ago,
Swalawahi thought that his wife, Michelle, had been either kidnapped or she was missing.
He actually reported her missing.
No, she wasn't missing.
Now you know where she was?
She actually left this bastard.
And believe it or not, Tariq Salahi, whatever the hell his name is, is actually a pretty rich guy.
But you know what?
She left him.
That's what happened.
She actually left him for the guy, the guitarist from Journey.
The guitarist from Journey.
Don't stop believing.
Amen, man, and man, man.
Don't stop believing.
I'm not joking, man.
I mean, he actually thought that she was missing, that she had gotten kidnapped or something of that nature, man.
She ran off with the guitarist from Journey, all right?
And not only that, she actually put out a video, you know, saying, hey, we're fine.
I'm right here.
She had the dude from Journey right next to her.
If you haven't looked at this, this is just funny.
It's just something to like, you know, get some lols at for Christ's sake.
All right?
I mean, I'm serious.
She actually put out a video and said, hey, I'm just fine.
I'm over here hopping on this Johnson with the guitarist from Journey.
Thank you.
And this Tariq Salawahi just went completely ballistic.
He's like, I'm going to divorce that bitch.
I mean, come on, man.
What do you think, Salawahi?
Small Condoms Joke Story00:04:31
I mean, you pay for a trophy wife, and you know how trophy wives are.
They're just stupid, ditchy bimbos that care about their looks.
They don't think about anything else.
They don't care how much money you're paying for them.
They don't care the type of sacrifices that you're doing.
They don't care.
They don't care.
All right?
All they care about is, you know, especially you assholes that are sitting over here talking about, you know, getting a trophy wife.
All they care about is the money.
And once they feel like they don't need the money anymore, let me tell you why they don't need the money.
Once they're married to your ass, they know that they can get 50% of what you got.
So this bitch decided, hey, I'm going to go hop on the Johnson of this old 80s used up prostate-infected asshole in Journey and live this kind of rock star life for Christ's sake.
And I'm going to take this asshole for 50% of what he's worth.
And that's what's going to happen.
Even though this asshole got cheated, even though this bitch basically ran off with the journey guitarist, he still has to get 50% of what he earns for Christ's sake.
So, once again, it just goes to show you for all you rich bastards that are out there trying to buy trophy wives, not worth it.
All right?
Not worth it.
Let me tell you something.
My wife, all right, my wife would follow me into hell.
She would.
My wife would follow me into hell.
That's the kind of wife, that's the kind of partner that you need to have.
Do you understand what I'm saying?
That's all I'm saying.
Anyway, let me move on to another subject matter, and then we're going to get to radio graffiti in just a second.
Did anybody hear about this?
I'm sorry, it's kind of funny.
I guess it shouldn't be funny, but it is.
All right?
Anyway, out of South Africa, all right, the government of South Africa has blocked the government from buying 11 million condoms from China.
Now, why did they block 11 million condoms being bought from China?
Because they're too small.
The Chinese condoms are too small for Zulu warrior black snake, for Christ's sake.
This is not a joke.
This is for real.
This is a real story for Christ's sake.
The condoms are too small for the Zulu warriors out there.
I kid you not, for Christ's sake.
So they are rejecting 11 million condoms made for by the goddamn Chinese.
It's just, it's disgusting.
It's horrible.
But I don't know.
Between you and me, I mean, have y'all seen an Oriental pornography flick?
I mean, you know, we're all adults here, or at least most of us are.
Have y'all seen a goddamn Oriental pornography flick, for Christ's sake?
I mean, you know, I mean, you couldn't have guesstimated that.
I mean, come on, man.
I mean, you know, these guys out there in China, I mean, they're not really packing that much meat, all right?
I mean, literally.
I mean, they're lucky they have a four and a half.
You know what I mean?
I mean, with the Oriental brethren across the pond over there, it's not about how long it is.
It's about how thick it is.
You know what I'm saying?
You know, they don't care how long it is.
They don't care if it's as long as a thumb or a pinky, just as long as it's as thick as a goddamn, I don't know, Pringles can or something.
I have no idea.
But anyway, I kid you not, this is a real story.
The Chinese have been rejected from actually delivering 11 million condoms into South Africa because they're too small.
Oh, they're too small.
Aww, aww.
Jesus Christ.
As a matter of fact, here, here.
I mean, I don't even know what to say.
I have no idea what to say.
I have no idea what to do.
I mean, small condoms for Christ.
Oh, my God.
Here, here, listen to this for a little bit.
I mean, Jesus, I don't even know what the hell else to say.
I mean, it's just small condoms.
Your mom's a horse, your mom's a horse.
She sucked cocked at the dollar store.
Native Americans and Iroquois00:04:42
Your mom is gank, your mom's gank.
She licked my balls and gave me a yank.
Your mom's tricked.
Your mom's tricked.
She eats the gina that you follow dick.
Your mom's the coose, your mom the goose.
She sucks the muzzle and sucks the shape.
All right, shut it off.
All right, that's enough.
All right.
That's enough.
Anyway, the only reason I put that on because I just don't even know what to say.
I have no idea what the hell to say.
I mean, condom's too small.
I mean, what would Chairman Mao said?
You know, what would Chairman Mao say if the Africans told Chairman Mao, your condoms are too small.
Got it out of the way.
Got it away.
I mean, what do you think that goddamn Chairman Mao would be saying?
He's probably in Bay Africa, for heaven's sake.
Anyway, 646-652-4869.
Hey, what am I doing?
All right, it's already about that time, baby.
It's Baller Friday.
It's about that time.
And you know what time it is?
It's everybody's favorite time of the broadcast, and I'm talking about Radio Graffiti.
And of course, folks, if you want to participate in radio graffiti, it's very simple.
All you have to do is give me a call right now, 646-652-4869.
And when I call your area code or your Skype man, you've got three to four seconds to say whatever it is that you want to say that's on your mind right here, right now.
Do you understand what I'm saying?
So go ahead.
Go ahead and put your calls in.
Make sure you know what you're going to say before you say it.
We've got a lot of ass clowns who call up and act like a bunch of deaf mutes and Helen Kellers and don't say a goddamn thing.
It's about time for you, when I call your goddamn area code, when I call your goddamn Skype name, say something.
All right, let's go ahead and take it from the top.
111, Radio Graffiti.
Ghost, I can hear it.
I can feel it here, contacted you in Oklahoma.
Yeah, well, good for you.
Ghost Train, Radio Graffiti.
Happy Baller Friday.
What's going on, man?
Happy Baller Friday.
The Rock, Radio Graffiti.
Shut up, you asshole.
Tara Strong, Radio Graffiti.
You are so racist.
I'm not racist, asshole.
Golden Grouderon, Radio Graffiti.
How do we sleep while Texas is burning?
Stupid asshole.
Collateral damage, radio graffiti.
Power gliding with your son.
You're a gay dude.
Learn English, asshole.
215, radio graffiti.
Now, you're playing with your Peter Popper, for Christ's sake.
Where's another one?
We got Red Tiger, Radio Graffiti.
Yeah, Ghost, I'd like to know your opinion on Native Americans since you seem to have one on every other race.
I really don't have an opinion on them.
They got reservations.
They got casinos.
I mean, what am I supposed to say about them?
You know what I'm saying?
I mean, you know, they got their stuff.
I mean, what do you want me to say?
I mean, give me a break.
I mean, let's be honest.
I know there's a lot of people in here that want to sit over here and say, oh, this isn't your country, ghost.
This isn't your country.
This is a Native Americans' country.
No, it's not.
All right?
I mean, where do you think that you get the term Indian giver?
You know what I mean?
I mean, you know, the Iroquois, you know, Captain John Smith came to Chesapeake, all right?
They negotiated with the Iroquois.
That's where the whole goddamn Pocahontas thing comes from.
Then when the Iroquois started looking at their domestication processes of farming and livestock, they just started to say, no, we want to take back that land.
We think that you guys are getting too big for your own good.
And that's what happened.
All right?
I mean, let's be honest.
I mean, you know, I don't know.
I mean, you see, people are already calling me a racist here.
I mean, let's be honest.
If we would have just kept it the way the Native Americans had it, I mean, we'd be all living in TPs right now.
We'd have to go to the a medicine man if one of us got gonorrhea or the clap or something.
You know what I mean?
I mean, you know, we'd have to do rain dance.
I'd have to do a rain dance here to get rain in Texas.
I mean, seriously, I have to go up to Chief Slapahoe.
I have to go up to Chief Slapahoe to get any kind of permission to do anything within the tribe, for Christ's sake.
Chief Slapahoe Tribal Permissions00:04:03
You know what I mean?
Not to mention that we'd be all drunk up on fire water.
So, anyway, I mean, look, I mean, I like Native Americans.
It's great.
You know, they got a good piece, peyote pipe.
You know, they got good casinos, but that's about it.
All right.
Anyway, who else we got?
408.
What's up, Radio Graffiti?
Hey, happy Brawler Friday, ghost.
I hope you have a good weekend, too.
Hey, man, what's going on?
It's Goofy Bone, everybody.
Just give her a bone.
Hey, how's it going, man?
It's good to hear from you, bro.
Oh, man.
I'm just drinking it up.
It's Barler Friday.
I'm having a good old day, ghost.
I don't know about you.
I'm capitalizing off silver now.
You know what I mean?
That's what I'm talking about, man.
I mean, silver is going to have a short-term spike here in the next three to four months, and I guarantee you, we're going to see $50, possibly plus a Troy ounce of silver, man.
So good for you, man.
And I've been bottom-feeding off this one.
I told you about it, and you told me it's a yay or a nay.
It's SLV, the stock SLV.
Now, it hit the tank, you know, within six months, but I mean, it's climbing right back.
I mean, shit, I bought it at 32 bucks.
I mean, and now it's at what?
$42.
So there, $10 on each stock I got.
So that's money, ghost.
That's what I'm talking about, man.
Man, keep capitalizing, baby.
You know, fucking Goofy Bone.
I mean, even Goofy Bone's capitalizing, baby.
I know there's a lot of haters for Goofy Bone up in here, but man, even this man's capitalizing.
Matter of fact, hey, engineer, since we got a lot of assholes sitting here flapping their fat Keto State fingers on the keyboard talking garbage to me, let's go ahead and throw on Goofy Bone's hit off of his new album that came out on 9, 10, 11, Illegal Mexican.
Let's go ahead and give it to her.
Give her a bone, babe.
Just give her a bunch.
Go ahead and put it on, engineer.
Let's look at the idiots here.
They love it.
They love it.
You're turning me on.
I've always wanted to fuck you.
And here's my chance.
Girl, you must understand.
I could never be a man.
I'm just here to be your bones.
Giving you something to moan.
Hoping that you like it thick.
Trust me, baby, I'll bust them lips.
Getting you nasty, ready to dance.
At the end, I'm gonna be in your pants.
And back at my patch, shitting it slow.
Positions are nice where she don't wanna go to strangers that are getting free.
I feel like a plumber skating is linked.
Put it in the hole like Tiger Woods.
Watching this girl just feel so good.
She's only in love, but I think it's too quick.
Cause I'm not a boyfriend.
I'm jumping her.
Just give her a bone.
Just give her a rumble.
Just give her a bone.
She keeps on.
Girl wants to go on a date.
I hope she knows I eat a big plate.
So we talking about our bullshit lies.
After the meal, we go for a drive.
I feel like she wants some passage to her.
Welcome to my land.
She got so high where she couldn't even land.
Laying on the back with her feet in the air.
Like a naughty fix in the clothes didn't care.
Let me hit it all kinds of ways.
Sweating like thugs trying to run away.
From the mom, cause you know what we're doing is a crime.
But let me hit that one more time.
She gotta get going her husband at home.
Cause I'm not her boyfriend.
I'm just her.
Just give her a ball.
Just give her a little bit of a ball.
Just give her a rumble.
Girl, don't know what to do.
She's starting to have feelings and act like a fool.
I told her.
I'm the guy on the side, but she can't live with it and let it rise.
Watching her trying to hold me down.
Find me things trying to keep me around.
You can't stop me when I'm on a one-way.
Radio Graffiti Shout-Outs00:15:49
I'ma play it for a lot, and there's no other way.
So let's get back to what we do best.
Pulling down the zip up on her dress.
That's the body of the year, and it tastes so good.
She likes to nail because I got that word.
Hitting it hard, bro.
I roll back.
This girl is pursuing and needs to relax.
I gotta get going, no bullshit at home.
Cause I'm not her boyfriend.
I'm kidding.
Just give her a rumble.
Just give her a rumble.
Just get her rumble.
Oh, it's my favorite part.
Sexy back.
I'm bringing sexy smash.
Come on, yeah.
Look at everybody's dancing.
You're listening to Ghost.
True Capitalist Radio.
How'd you like that?
All you goddamn assholes that are text chat warriors that are talking garbage to me in here.
How'd you like a little bit of that, huh?
Oh, shut up.
You loved it, and you know it, you assholes.
Anyway, let's continue on with Radio Graffiti, shall we?
Who else we got?
We got Swords Mixed Swords Radio Graffiti.
The school of the Undefeated in the East.
The winds of the King.
Shut up.
Koozie the bird, Radio Graffiti.
Here we go again with these goddamn remixes, man.
I mean, how many remixes are there at?
I mean, how many of them, man?
Jesus Christ, man.
Discard Skype Radio Graffiti.
We have any black people within the vicinity.
Hang them all up.
Moreover, why don't you join the KKK?
It doesn't sound like me, asshole.
Do a better splicing job than that.
El Foxo Loco, what's up?
Radio Graffiti.
401, Radio Graffiti.
Yeah, I say I fucking hate your old girls.
Yeah, I say I'll fucking hate.
Oh my god, you sick son of a bitch.
409, radio graffiti.
Hello, Ghost.
I have a question.
You don't I don't care what your question is.
We're doing radio graffiti there, foreigner.
508, radio graffiti.
Hey, ghost, you suck it off of Hooker's ass.
It took you a long time to say that, too, there, you little fruit bowl bastard.
Jesus Christ, I mean, your dad should be kicked to the balls for providing some fruity ass crap like you into this world.
You know that, 508?
508, you're on.
Come on.
You want to say something, or are you just going to sit over there and tickle your ass crack?
You're a fruit bowl.
Yeah, that's what I thought.
That's what I thought.
You better be a stumbling, mumbling little jerk.
573, radio graffiti.
We don't want to hear you eating fat ass, all right?
614, radio graffiti.
I got the federal with Rick Perry in Olaf.
Oh, my.
Is this that asshole in the tub again?
Always for you, ghost.
Always.
Sick son of a bitch.
425 Radio Graffiti.
I mean, what's up with you assholes in Christmas, man?
Shove Christmas up, you're clogged up pooper.
571, what's up, radio graffiti?
Happy Christmas, ghost.
Shove a burrito up your ass.
All right, six one two, radio graffiti.
Hey, ghost, aren't you excited for the second season of my little pony friendship with Mac?
Jesus Christ.
917 Radio Graffiti.
563, radio graffiti.
Ghost, Lucky Show.
Everybody get ready for season two, baby.
Shove it up your ass for season two, all right?
Shove it up, you're clogged up feminine pooper.
848, radio graffiti.
Texas Shellburn, pre-earl.
Okay, 417, radio graffiti.
Do you hate Christmas because you're Jewish?
I'm not goddamn Jewish.
I am not a Jew.
I don't know how many times I'm going to say that to you, idiot.
I am not a Jew.
I'm not a Jew, assholes.
347, Radio Graffiti.
Hi, Ghost.
I'd like to thank you for your show.
I listen to your show all the time, and they give me plenty of material to make lots of remixes, such as the drift.
Yeah, well, it sounds like you need to do remixes because that's the only thing that's going to get you laid, Fruit Bowl.
305, Radio Graffiti.
Yeah, play with the Peter Popper.
Who else?
405, Radio Graffiti.
Hey, Ghost.
Just by your vernacular.
I can't tell you.
Well, yeah, you can't because you're an idiot.
603, Radio Graffiti.
Yep, another deaf mute for Christ's sake.
Christopher Reeve, Radio Graffiti.
Judging by your vernacular, sound like a Jewish midget.
You know, judging by your name, it looks like you can't stand tall, huh?
619 Radio Graffiti.
972, Radio Graffiti.
Oh, Merry Christmas.
Fuck you, Santa Claus.
520, Radio Graffiti.
Happy Baller Friday.
Yeah, that's right.
Happy Baller Friday, baby.
831, Radio Graffiti.
Hey, happy Baller Friday.
Doing good job, Ghost.
Thanks a lot, man.
I appreciate it, bro.
831, much props.
209, Radio Graffiti.
I am a Jew.
I'm a Jew.
Shove it up, your ass.
I'm not a Jew, asshole.
You're just radio splicing that crap to make me look stupid, all right?
I am not a Jew.
256, Radio Graffiti.
Happy Claiming Friday.
Spring around.
Shut up, Fruit Bowl.
423, Radio Graffiti.
Or Eskimo Bimbo, my wife.
And they just doesn't sound like me, you asshole radio splicer.
719, Radio Graffiti.
Hey guys, I just want to say I agree with you in everything, including being a racist.
Well, maybe I would appreciate that if you would take that little speech impediment out of your stupid mouth hole.
778 Radio Graffiti.
405, what's up, Radio Graffiti?
508, radio graffiti.
Joe, if you're such a bigger man than all the trolls and shit, then go into the military, you pussy.
I'm a little old to be going in the military, you fruit bowl.
337, radio graffiti.
Do babies go in the blender headfirst or feet first?
If it's your baby, headfirst.
408, radio graffiti.
Now, Jesus Christ.
How about 4563, radio graffiti?
571, radio graffiti.
This is not a closed, and we're going to get ABT text to everyone.
What is that?
Poncho clause?
Jesus Christ, man.
I mean, Santa Claus is white.
All right?
This is poncho clause.
You know, this is the Mexican Santa Claus that comes in and gives Mexican, you know, jumping beans and stuff like that.
850, radio graffiti.
Jesus Christ.
Who else we got?
417, radio graffiti.
You're a kite.
We're on to you.
Shove it up, your ass, all right?
I am not a Jew, you assholes.
Want to sit here and say that I am not a Jew.
All right?
I use yarmicas for coffee filters.
How could I be a Jew?
573, radio graffiti.
Idiot.
646, radio graffiti.
Stupid idiot.
Who else we got going on?
480, radio graffiti.
Hey, you have a question.
Why are you a Jew?
You couldn't even say it without laughing.
That's how lame you are, for Christ's sake.
Your father should be jumped.
He should be rolled for spitting out a goddamn asshole fruity idiot like you out of his nutsack.
901, what's up?
Radio graffiti.
Poco!
Poco!
That was stupid.
Let's see.
405, what's up, Radio Graffiti?
Yep, just sitting there playing with your Peter Piper.
719, Radio Graffiti.
You're fucking bald.
Yeah, eh, eh.
You see that?
Did everybody hear that right there?
You are a stupid morons, man.
Non-cognitive reason jerk dicks.
That's what we have here.
305, radio graffiti.
I didn't say that, you idiot.
Meteor junkie, radio graffiti.
Hey, Brony, Sailor Moon kicks my little pony's ass.
Deal with it.
508, Radio Graffiti. 201, Radio Graffiti.
Stop being a race, Jewish kite!
Shove it up, your ass.
All right, first of all, I'm a melting pot of friendship, and secondly, I'm not a Jew.
563, radio graffiti.
Give us a hot token.
I love it when you do it.
409, radio graffiti.
Why did you call me a pornard?
I am Texan, asshole.
Shut up.
You're not Texan.
You're a foreign piece of trash.
Let's see.
914, Radio Graffiti.
I saw the word you before you.
Shut up.
Do you got bean and cheese?
404, radio graffiti.
Hey, Ghost, I was thinking about the Columbine.
I was wondering how they only got 13 kills.
Probably because 7-8-0, Radio Graffiti.
I happen to have a whole bunch of friends that group poop.
Shut up.
Enough of you, group poop assholes.
Are you kidding me?
I mean, why don't you take about ten steps away from my freaking butt crack with all that group poop nonsense?
You ask for mid-fetish freak shows.
I mean, good Lord.
I mean, that's about it.
That's enough.
It's enough.
All right, I'm going to get some shout-outs out here.
And once again, you know, the shout-outs may go over time.
We may go over time here and we may end the broadcast, but as long as you are in the chat room, you will get a shout-out.
All right.
So let's go ahead and let's start from the top.
We got my first name LOL.
We got Ghost You Are.
We got Really Dumb.
We got Lone Star, Texas BBQ, Bacon, Texas.
Shove it up your ass, you asshole.
Dr. Herpenstein, Newt Gingrich, Alamo in Ashes.
Fuck you, asshole.
All right.
Blazing Lone Such.
Mitch, enough.
Enough of the Texas goddamn stupid dumb names.
All right.
Enough.
Jesus Christ.
I'm not going to say that one.
I'm not going to say the other one.
I'm not going to say that one either.
We got Rectum Cleaner.
We got Senior Klopp.
Texas Bonfire.
Shove it up your ass.
Racial Slur, Spermy the Adam.
Who else we got?
We got Texas Inferno.
Shove it up your ass.
All right.
All you idiots, man.
I mean, Texas has got scorched hurt down here.
How the hell can you sit over there and make jokes about Texas for Christ's sake?
Jesus Christ.
We got Dr. Ricdo Finn.
Engineer is Asian.
We got Fart Dog.
Ghost Heart Attack LOL.
Yeah, shove it up your ass.
We got Gong Ying Lee.
I'm not going to say that.
I love Rainbow Dash.
Rainbow Dash sucks.
All right.
What do we got?
We got Poop Tickler Jr., Spermy the Texan.
Urine Caressor.
Urine Correct.
I mean, Jesus Christ.
Some asshole named Ghost Stole My EBT.
You can't read something.
What else we got?
We got Praise to Be Luna, Scorched Ranger, Ghost's Nosebleed, LOL.
Shove it up your ass, man.
It was a really serious subject matter there, man.
All right.
I mean, my blood pressure got so high, my nose started bleeding.
We got a fat man.
And I'm not going to say that.
Alpha Q Hard.
We got Anders Templar.
We got another Gothic guy.
App Ray Tech Serious Business.
What is this?
Awesome Master.
A Young Group Pooper.
Bobo Bees.
Baby Poop Tickler.
What else we got?
Beach Bum 55.
I'm not going to say that.
I'm not going to say that.
Big Mac Yup.
We got Bird Disease.
What else we got?
We got Blackfire Brony, Black Waffles, or Blue Waffles, I should say.
Bob Jones.
Bronies Make Ghost.
Now, shove it up your ass.
All right.
Brony Lowell's, Brony Navy.
Burn Baby Tech.
Shut up your ass with the goddamn Texas crap.
We got Candy Vadge, Capitalist Can Smasher, Capitalizing, Captain Fat Jiggler, Captain Butt Slapper, CB Pony, Chaos 1232, we got Chief Shits on Buffalo, Chief Slapahoe, what else?
We got Christian Atwood, Christopher Reeves, Cole Knows, who else we got?
We got Con Yore, Cornman, Crow H6, Cry Samore, CH Charlie, Cutie Mar Crusader.
Ghetto Ghost Guest List00:07:55
Who the hell else do we got going on?
We got Daniel Butler, Dark Orceda.
We got Dark Werewolf.
I'm not going to say that.
I'm not going to say that either.
Dennis Lineman, Derek E., Derpy Dinky, Derpy Hooves, Destroyed Rectum, Devastator or something.
I don't know what the hell that is.
We got Electric Fence in the house.
We're going on Electric Fence.
We got Elton Burns.
We got Engineer is a Spy.
Escrement Muncher.
You sick son of a bitch.
I'm not going to say any of those.
Easio Auditor.
We got Final Cut 747.
We got Fiona Shiman.
Fire Roasted Texas.
Shove it up, your ass.
Flaming Texas Chops.
Flutershy.
Flubber.
Fluffy.
Fluttershy Friday.
Fluttershy is cute.
You sick sons of bitches, for Christ's sake.
Who the hell else we got?
We got Gasgara.
What's going on to Gasgara?
Some asshole named Ghetto Ghost is shoving it.
Kick Ghetto Ghost ass out of here.
Get him out.
Get him out of here.
Get him out now.
I ain't going to sit over here and allow this idiot to sit over here and sit here.
Get him out.
Asshole.
Hey, where the hell else am I at, for Christ's sake?
We got a group poop, Giggle and Ghosty.
We got all these guests up in the place.
What's going on to all the guests that are in the joint up in here?
How's it doing?
We got Har Urion Hat-Tricks, Holden, McGrowing, Honky the Bear, Hooves in the Brony, Hump a Hardur.
Who else we got?
We got Hyper Metal Sonic.
Let me see.
Who else I got?
Icy Butts.
I'm not going to say that.
I'm an alcoholic.
I'm not an alcoholic asshole.
I'm from the future.
Immigrant Brony, Invalid Point, Jizz Brony, John Guy, Josh Lancaster.
Who the hell else we got?
We got a whole bunch of people up in here.
Kazu.
Let me see.
Kill your family.
I can't.
I'm not going to say any of that.
I'm not going to say any of that garbage.
Light Yagami, Love and Smash, Lowrider 12.
I made this account in 10 seconds.
Mala Poop Tickler.
Marius Barkas.
Melting Pot of Alcohol.
Meteor Junkie.
We got Mexican Ghost.
Mummy Yummy Lemons.
More or less Station.
Mother Russia CA.
Mr. Folsey.
I'm not going to say that.
My buddy Keith.
I'm not going to say that either.
No, I'm good.
Nevada IHOP LOL.
You son of a bitch.
That's horrible.
The Nigerian, Nosebleed LOL.
Shove it up your ass.
Obesity is a disease.
It's not a disease, asshole.
Get out of your goddamn head.
We got Picazi.
We got Person 69, Philip, Ponies E. Min.
Jesus Christ.
Poop Dickler UK.
Prankster Pink Pie.
Princess Incestia, Rainbow Dash for Ghost, Ray MK01.
Who else we got?
We got Richard Barrett, Ron Paul.
We got Sam Baker 743.
What's going on, Sam?
We got Skull155.
I'm not going to say that one.
Simply X, Slapshot, Sunkiss, Texas Wildfire.
Shut up your ass with the Texas crap.
And that's a nut.
We got Syphilitic Meat.
We got Toy Cocky.
We got Tara Strong.
We got Tess Tickler.
We got The Chiz.
What's going on?
The Chiz into the house.
Who else we got?
We got The Guy 1337, the Man with the Plan, The Rock 88, Timothy Weaver, Twinkle Sparkle 2012, Taseki, Vaginal Enema, Veteran of Forum Wars.
We got Von Richofin, William Nutt, Ghetto Ghost.
He's done enough with a ghetto ghost asshole.
And a couple of guests.
And that's about it.
All right, that's about it for Christ's sake.
Anyway, folks, it's been a great bowler Friday.
I've had a pretty good time.
I don't know about you folks.
I've had a pretty goddamn good time.
I've got to get the hell out of here, folks, for Christ's sake, because let me tell you something.
Sixth Street is calling me.
Sixth Street is calling me right now.
And you know what it's saying?
It's saying, Miller time, baby.
Miller time.
Anyway, folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
Please retweet the broadcast every time you see it broadcasting.
And moreover, why don't you follow me on Twitter?
If you haven't done it by now, well, by God, it's about time for you to follow me on Twitter.
And the Twitter name to follow is Ghost Politics.
All one word, no underscores, Milky Liquors.
Ghost Politics.
Go out and give me a follow.
And not only that, I mean, send me a tweet.
You know, let me know what's going on.
You know, I mean, let me know what you're thinking.
You know, give me some comments.
All right, and moreover, if you haven't had your fair share of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast, well, by God, I mean, go to the official website of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast, blogtalkradio.com slash ghost.
All right?
BlogtalkRadio.com slash ghost.
Every single episode that I have ever conducted is there for you to listen to.
It's time-dated and stamped.
Go out there and check it out.
And moreover, folks, all you people that are out there that are capitalist, we're looking for a few good men and women out there at the Capitalist Army.
That's right, CapitalistArmy.com.
Go out there and register to be a part of the damn capitalist army, for Christ's sake.
Anyway, folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
I don't know if I'm going to be doing another broadcast on Monday.
Everything's up in the air, for Christ's sake, because I'm doing business for Christ's sake.
But anyway, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
It's been a great bowler Friday.
Not too many of these assholes other than the Christmas assholes and those idiots that are making fat Texas.
But everything's been pretty good today.
It was a pretty decent baller Friday.
And I may, I may, I may do a PAL talk this evening.
I may.
It just depends on the type of Twitter activity that I have.
If I get a bunch of negative Twitters from a bunch of assholes that are going to sit over there and berate me, talk garbage about me, well, then I'm not going to do a PAL talk.
But there's enough positive response on the Twitter.
And of course, send me a tweet at GhostPolitics.
All one word, no underscores.
I'll come out here and see what's going on.
So go ahead.
Follow me on Twitter.
I'm out of here.
Long live the capitalist movement, baby.
And you know how it is.
Death to communism.
I'm out of here.
Get me out of here, engineer.
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