True Capitalist Radio - September 15th, 2011 True Capitalist Radio Hosted By Ghost EP 151
Aired: 2011-09-15
Duration: 03:13:06


=== Crude Oil Market Chaos (14:36) ===

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[00:00:56]  Your host, the prognosticator of prognosticators.
[00:00:59]  The man they call...
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[00:01:18]  What's going on, folks?
[00:01:20]  And thank you for tuning in with me to another edition of True Capitalist Radio.
[00:01:27]  And of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
[00:01:32]  And once again, folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
[00:01:35]  I want to say I'm sorry, and my sincerest apologies to all the folks that were expecting a broadcast yesterday.
[00:01:43]  Unfortunately, I'm a capitalist.
[00:01:45]  I have to take care of some business as it relates to this new brick mortar that I have been building here from the past couple of months, for Christ's sake.
[00:01:52]  It's almost in final phases.
[00:01:55]  We're ready to go out and start opening up for business.
[00:01:58]  No BS, man.
[00:02:00]  And as a result, I had to go and take care of some business related to that particular subject matter.
[00:02:06]  So for all the folks that are out there that were wondering what the hell happened yesterday, don't worry.
[00:02:12]  All right, I didn't have a goddamn heart attack.
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[00:02:20]  And let me tell you something right now.
[00:02:21]  I know there's a lot of slanderous lies, a lot of goddamn trolling activity, a lot of BS as it relates to me.
[00:02:27]  Hey, it ain't nothing going to bring me down.
[00:02:28]  Do you understand what I'm saying?
[00:02:30]  Ain't nothing going to bring me down, for Christ's sake.
[00:02:34]  Anyway, this is episode number 151, 151 episodes for the folks that are keeping track of the True Capitalist broadcast.
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[00:03:24]  It's just a freaking clip, for Christ's sake.
[00:03:29]  Anyway, before I get into anything else, I just wanted to, well, I hate doing this, but I guess I might as well go ahead.
[00:03:37]  I hate to toot my own horn here, but beep, beep.
[00:03:40]  The prognosticator or prognosticator strikes again.
[00:03:44]  Isn't that right, engineer?
[00:03:49]  That's right.
[00:03:50]  The prognosticator or prognosticator strikes again.
[00:03:53]  And I just wanted to ask everybody, have you taken a look at the markets?
[00:03:59]  Have you taken a look at the markets?
[00:04:01]  Let me tell you something.
[00:04:02]  I just hope that there are some of you folks out there that are not just a bunch of entitlement recipient troll bastards, you know, these fat jelly ass Tuberlards that are just sitting out here, you know, trying to make little stupid, dumbass audio files of the program, trying to frank all the program.
[00:04:18]  And I hope that some of you are sincerely listening and actually making some serious goddamn money.
[00:04:23]  Do you understand what I'm saying?
[00:04:24]  Because I am basically spoon-feeding economic opportunities for those that are out there listening.
[00:04:30]  And if you're not listening, you're not doing anything, well, that's your freaking problem.
[00:04:33]  You're the loser.
[00:04:34]  You're the asshole that's going to be in a goddamn government red line waiting for a freaking bowl of soup.
[00:04:39]  That's your problem.
[00:04:40]  All right?
[00:04:41]  Us capitalists, we're going to be capitalizing just fine, baby.
[00:04:46]  Anyway, folks, we have been posting gains in the month of September.
[00:04:50]  And I know there's a lot of individual investors out there that usually expect a negative response in the equities market as it relates to September.
[00:04:59]  That's what we traditionally think as the month of September.
[00:05:02]  Not necessarily a good month for the equities market.
[00:05:05]  And folks, I prognosticated this many shows ago.
[00:05:09]  You can look back in the archive, blog talkradio.com/slash ghost.
[00:05:15]  All right.
[00:05:16]  I was saying that this September was not going to meet up to the traditional Septembers of old.
[00:05:21]  I said that we were going to see some gains up in here.
[00:05:24]  I have been saying that this market was way oversold.
[00:05:27]  We're dealing with a health or skelter market.
[00:05:29]  We're dealing with a pussy-whipped investment community that's basically impulsively reacting, I should say, to news and to mergers and economic data and so on and so forth, folks.
[00:05:42]  And this is what we've been having to deal with.
[00:05:44]  It's been a very goddamn volatile market.
[00:05:47]  But I tell you what, the volatility hasn't hurt the day traders, the options traders, or anybody else out here in this market taking advantage of these peaks and valleys out here in this damn volatile.
[00:05:57]  And I do mean volatile market for Christ's sake.
[00:06:00]  But let's get to it.
[00:06:01]  I want to go through the markets.
[00:06:02]  They don't want to take your calls.
[00:06:04]  Once again, 646-652-4869 is the number to call here.
[00:06:08]  Let's get to the Dow Jones Industrials.
[00:06:10]  It is up once again today.
[00:06:14]  Up 186.45 points.
[00:06:17]  A percentage increase of 1.66%.
[00:06:21]  Closing out the Dow Jones Industrials at 11,433.20 points.
[00:06:27]  Good God.
[00:06:28]  I mean, just, I hope, all right?
[00:06:30]  I hope that you people just listen.
[00:06:33]  You just entertain some of these blue chip opportunities every time that I was saying, hey, these are the times to go in some of these bottom-feeding opportunities.
[00:06:41]  I just hope that some of you people did.
[00:06:44]  I just hope.
[00:06:46]  Because I'm sick and tired of hearing people, I didn't got no money, baby.
[00:06:50]  I need money.
[00:06:51]  I need my entitlements, baby.
[00:06:53]  You ain't understanding, but my kids ain't no economic opportunity out there, baby.
[00:06:58]  Now you shut up.
[00:07:00]  I'm freaking shooting pearls here at you people.
[00:07:04]  And it's up to you to catch them and collect them.
[00:07:06]  I don't know.
[00:07:07]  Some of you people are just tickling your ass cracks, counting the dingleberries when you should be actually listening.
[00:07:13]  Anyway, let's continue going, shall we?
[00:07:15]  The SP 500 is up today, 20.43 points, a percentage increase of 1.72%, closing out the SP at, get this, 1,209.11 points on the day for the SP.
[00:07:29]  And let's get to the most volatile of the markets.
[00:07:31]  We didn't see a tremendous spike as you would anticipate from all the increases in the other markets, but the NASDAQ still closed up on the plus side.
[00:07:39]  It is up 34.52 points, a percentage increase of 1.34%, closing out the day at 2,607.07 points for the NASDAQ composite.
[00:07:52]  And let's go ahead and talk about the FTSE 100 because let me tell you, all the markets across Europe were going up today because it looks like the central banks of the world are acting in concert to bail out these disgusting socialists.
[00:08:07]  That's right.
[00:08:08]  That's why the markets were up.
[00:08:09]  That's why you had the goddamn European markets up.
[00:08:12]  That's why you had the damn Japanese market.
[00:08:14]  You had all the goddamn markets all over the world up because of this ridiculous bailout.
[00:08:18]  And welcome to America.
[00:08:19]  Welcome not only to America.
[00:08:21]  Welcome to this disgusting world where you've got governments out here just completely turning their populations into completely mediocre, useless, non-productive ass clowns via this socialist idea.
[00:08:34]  And they're continuing to fund this socialist failure.
[00:08:38]  And it's ridiculous.
[00:08:41]  But anyway, they bailed them out once again, these disgusting, despicable loser socialists that provide nothing to the world other than turning perfectly good food into shit.
[00:08:50]  That's all socialists do.
[00:08:52]  I mean, any kind of socialist, that's their contribution.
[00:08:54]  I mean, let's be honest.
[00:08:56]  There's no type of innovation, creativity.
[00:08:58]  There's no type of progress for technology, science whatsoever.
[00:09:03]  Anyway, let's go ahead and get to the FTSE.
[00:09:05]  They were up today because of this bailout from the central banks of the world, bailing out the goddamn European Union out here.
[00:09:12]  Once again, the FTSE is up 110.52 points, a percentage increase of 2.11% for the FTSE, closing out at 5,337.54 points.
[00:09:25]  Good Lord.
[00:09:26]  All right, let's get to the commodities, shall we?
[00:09:28]  Now, of course, we saw a little bit of tradition come back into the market as we saw an increase in the equities.
[00:09:34]  We definitely saw sell-offs in certain commodities in today's market.
[00:09:38]  I mean, let's be honest.
[00:09:39]  I mean, it's about time we start seeing a little bit of fundamentals come back into the market.
[00:09:42]  Now, let's get to the commodities, shall we?
[00:09:44]  Energy, Brent crude.
[00:09:46]  And for all you ass clowns that don't know what Brent crude is, it's the crude oil consumed by Europe and Asia.
[00:09:51]  Brent crude is up today, $2.50, a percentage increase of 2.28% on the day, closing out the Brent crude futures at $112.15 per barrel of Brent crude oil.
[00:10:04]  Let's get to the gasoline futures.
[00:10:06]  They are up.
[00:10:07]  All right, we've been seeing downtrends in the gasoline.
[00:10:09]  They are up $29.75, a percentage increase of 3.23% on the day for the gasoline futures.
[00:10:17]  I think that we may see that reflected here at the gas pumps anytime soon here.
[00:10:20]  Let's get to the heating oil.
[00:10:22]  It is up today, $7.37, a percentage increase of 2.50%.
[00:10:27]  And I'm sure that the investors are anticipating a lot of these Arctic fronts that are coming into America out here.
[00:10:32]  And a lot more consumption in heating oil is going to incur here within the next couple of weeks.
[00:10:36]  We got natural gas futures falling tremendously.
[00:10:40]  Natural gas is down 15 cents.
[00:10:42]  Unbelievable, just complete and utter collapse in the natural gas.
[00:10:46]  It is down 3.81% on the day for natural gas.
[00:10:51]  And for all the folks that should be keeping their eye on this particular price, I'm talking about WTI Sweet Crude, which is the crude oil consumed by America.
[00:11:00]  It basically gauges not only how much we're going to pay at the pump for gasoline, it also basically gauges how much we're going to pay for products in general.
[00:11:08]  Because I've always said that products have to get from point A to point B. Do you understand that?
[00:11:14]  Point A to point B.
[00:11:16]  And if the gasoline price rises because the rise of this particular WTI sweet crude barrel, well, that price is going to be relayed to the consumer, all right, because they're going to have to pump more gas.
[00:11:28]  They're going to have to charge more gas for Christ's sake.
[00:11:32]  And unfortunately, it's going to be relayed to the consumer.
[00:11:34]  You're going to see it at the price on everything out there in the retail sector, whether it's even in the supermarket or in the goddamn super malls that you got out here.
[00:11:43]  It doesn't matter.
[00:11:44]  But once again, WTI spiked very little today.
[00:11:48]  It still was on the increase.
[00:11:49]  It's up 27 cents, a percentage increase of 0.30%, closing out WTI sweet crude at $89.18 per barrel of WTI sweet crude.
[00:12:00]  Once again, I'd like to see that price come down to about $70, $65 a barrel, because I believe that if we can get that price down there, we would see a little bit of, I guess, a little bit more consumer sediment come back into the economy out here.
[00:12:14]  I mean, if we had low WTI sweet crude levels, more people would go out and have a freaking dinner somewhere.
[00:12:20]  More people would go out to the damn movies.
[00:12:21]  More people would go out to the stiff shopping mall, so on and so forth, folks.
[00:12:25]  And, you know, unfortunately, with these WTI sweet crude prices as they are, it doesn't look like people are going to be going out much anytime soon.
[00:12:32]  I mean, only when they can afford it.
[00:12:35]  You know?
[00:12:36]  Anyway, let's get to the agriculture, shall we?
[00:12:38]  We got canola down $950.
[00:12:40]  Like I said, we're going to see sell-offs.
[00:12:42]  You understand?
[00:12:42]  We're going to see sell-offs in the commodities because we saw so much increases in equities.
[00:12:47]  This is how it traditionally used to go back in the markets before the goddamn helter-skelter idealism of this pussy-whipped investment community started asserting itself in this market.
[00:12:58]  But we've got canola down $9.50, a percentage decrease of 1.69%.
[00:13:03]  Cocoa continues to fall.
[00:13:06]  It's down $19.
[00:13:07]  Coffee is down today after seeing spikes throughout the past couple of weeks.
[00:13:11]  It's down $5.15, a percentage decrease of 1.94%.
[00:13:17]  And corn, good God, it's about time we start seeing decreases in corn.
[00:13:22]  And for you folks that are unaware about corn, and I hate to keep beating a dead horse here, but I got to keep beating it.
[00:13:31]  I got to keep beating a dead horse here.
[00:13:33]  All right?
[00:13:35]  Anyway, what I'm saying is, is that our tax dollars, our tax dollars are being used to turn corn into ethanol so we can provide a supposed alternative energy source.
[00:13:48]  I kid you not.
[00:13:49]  There's actual corn ethanol pumps out here in Texas, folks.
[00:13:52]  I kid you not.
[00:13:53]  There's actual trucks and other vehicles that are running on corn ethanol.
[00:13:59]  I kid you not out here in Texas.
[00:14:01]  This is funded by our tax dollars.
[00:14:03]  Now, you have to think about what's going on here.
[00:14:06]  You've got to think about what's going on here.
[00:14:08]  Our tax dollars are being used to burn food.
[00:14:13]  We're burning food that would otherwise go out and basically keep a low price on most consumer goods that are eaten by people.
[00:14:22]  But no, no.
[00:14:24]  You know what the government's going to do?
[00:14:26]  They're going to take half of the corn harvest, use it to refine it down into some corn ethanol to put in our gas guzzlers instead of actually feeding the people.

=== Trump's Temporary Commodity Spike (11:35) ===

[00:14:37]  You understand?
[00:14:37]  This is why corn is going up.
[00:14:39]  Not only has corn gone up, but everything that has high fructose corn syrup, and I think that you need to read the ingredients about how many products actually have high fructose corn syrup.
[00:14:50]  Whenever corn goes up, the prices of those products go up.
[00:14:54]  Now, why do they put high fructose corn syrup?
[00:14:57]  Well, I'll tell you why.
[00:14:58]  Because America doesn't produce sugar cane.
[00:15:01]  So as a result, we'd have to go out and be, I guess, dependent upon other countries for sugar cane.
[00:15:09]  And as a result, farmers out here in America decided that we can go ahead and kind of extract this high fructose corn syrup right out of the corn and substitute it as a sugar substitute.
[00:15:21]  As a matter of fact, I saw an article, what was it, yesterday, where people were actually saying that the Coca-Colas from Mexico are actually better than the actual Coca-Colas here in America because the Coca-Colas from Mexico are made out of sugar cane.
[00:15:39]  So I'm just saying, This corn price, it's actually a gauge on how much we are actually going to pay for certain products, not just corn in general.
[00:15:50]  So, just remember, whenever I say this price in corn, I'm not just saying it to be amusing.
[00:15:54]  I'm saying that because it could basically bring up the price of a lot of different products.
[00:16:00]  Anyway, corn is down, and it's good to see it down.
[00:16:02]  It needs to go down even more.
[00:16:03]  It's down $23.25.
[00:16:05]  That's a percentage decrease of 3.21% on the day.
[00:16:09]  But let me tell you, I think that's temporary, folks.
[00:16:12]  I think a lot of these sell-offs in commodities are temporary.
[00:16:15]  I think that everybody needs to take in consideration that we have had a lot of hurricanes.
[00:16:19]  We've had a lot of atmospheric anomalies out here in Texas.
[00:16:24]  We're having the worst drought in United States history.
[00:16:28]  You know, we're losing crop, we're losing livestock.
[00:16:32]  As a result, we've got wildfires going out here, which is even causing more of a dent in supply of certain agrarian and livestock goods, for Christ's sake.
[00:16:40]  So, I'm just saying for the speculators out there that want to make a couple of plays on some of these commodities, there are going to be plays to be made.
[00:16:48]  I'm already positioning my portfolio to potentially take advantage of these spikes in commodities.
[00:16:54]  And let me tell you about this spike in commodities that's going to come up.
[00:16:57]  It is going to come up here as we approach the end of the year.
[00:17:00]  What's going to happen is traditionally, Americans are so used to spending about 10, maybe 13 percent of their income on food, you know, on consuming food.
[00:17:12]  Yeah, 13 percent, maybe 15 percent if they're lard asses, but usually 10 to 15 percent on food.
[00:17:18]  Well, because of this next spike in commodities, and the reason it's going to happen is because of the lack of supply.
[00:17:24]  We're going to have a lack of supply.
[00:17:26]  Believe me, I read the reports.
[00:17:28]  You know, I read the agriculture reports, man.
[00:17:30]  I mean, I read the economic data.
[00:17:31]  I mean, it's what I do, I make money.
[00:17:34]  All right, I'm speculating that we are going to have some major spikes in commodities, folks.
[00:17:40]  And if you're not a futures trader, because futures, you have to have a lot of upfront capital, have a lot of upfront capital to be able to trade in the futures market.
[00:17:48]  What you could do is go into a financial instrument called ETFs, which is something that is a lot similar to a mutual fund, per se, but it's an actual equity.
[00:18:02]  It can be traded as an equity, it can actually be day-traded ETFs.
[00:18:07]  So, in my personal opinion, folks, if you are going to be making plays for this potential commodity spike, and I think it's going to come Christmas time as we get closer to the end of the year, and people in today's America are going to have to be spending about at least 30, 40 percent of their income on food because of these spikes.
[00:18:30]  Because remember, folks, America's agriculture economy only comprises of almost 2% of America's economic activity.
[00:18:42]  All right, everything that we produce out here, all the land, all the fertile land out here, everything we got, 2%, not even 2%, it's not even 2% of the American economy is agriculture.
[00:18:56]  And a lot of that agriculture is being damaged by these hurricanes and by the droughts and wildfires and floods, so on and so forth, folks.
[00:19:03]  So, you be prepared.
[00:19:05]  Be prepared for that.
[00:19:07]  Just a word of advice.
[00:19:08]  Anyway, let's continue going.
[00:19:10]  Like I said, corn is down $23.25, a percentage decrease of 3.21%.
[00:19:16]  We've got cotton also down $2.05, a percentage decrease of 1.80%.
[00:19:22]  We've got wheat futures up modestly.
[00:19:24]  They're up $3.25, a percentage increase of 0.41%.
[00:19:29]  Sugar slightly up $0.06 today, a percentage increase of 0.21%.
[00:19:34]  Soybean future continues to sell off, for Christ's sake.
[00:19:37]  It is down $24, a percentage decrease of 1.74%.
[00:19:42]  Lumber today is unchanged.
[00:19:44]  No change in the lumbers markets today.
[00:19:47]  Believe it or not, up or down, just zero, flat today.
[00:19:50]  We've got oak futures down $3, a percentage decrease of 0.86%.
[00:19:56]  We've got soybean oil future down 55 cents, a percentage decrease of 0.96%.
[00:20:02]  And the wool futures, folks, it looks like for some reason Ellen DeGeneres and Rosie O'Donnell and Jody Foster's Knuckles aren't coming to the wool futures today because wool is flat.
[00:20:14]  That's right.
[00:20:15]  Wool is flat, unchanged whatsoever, for Christ's sake.
[00:20:18]  So the Muffdivers stayed home today.
[00:20:21]  Anyway, let's get to the metals, shall we?
[00:20:23]  The metals?
[00:20:24]  Let's get to the metals.
[00:20:27]  Well, we got Copper Future increasing today because, once again, once you see an increase in a lot of, especially retailer manufacturing stocks, you're going to see an increase in copper.
[00:20:39]  Because once again, copper is a component of most of the appliances, a lot of these electronics that you're buying out here.
[00:20:46]  It's a major component.
[00:20:47]  So whenever you see retail stocks or any manufacturers up as far as their price of stock is concerned, you know for a fact that you're going to see some increases in the damn copper futures.
[00:20:59]  And that's exactly what we saw today, folks.
[00:21:01]  Copper is up $6.25, a percentage increase of 1.60%.
[00:21:08]  Now let's get to gold for Christ's sake because now we're finally, we're finally starting to get a little bit of tradition back into the market.
[00:21:16]  I know it's going to be temporary because we're going to have to still deal with the volatility, the uncertainty, the helter-skelterness of these pussy-whipped assholes in the investment community.
[00:21:25]  But gold sold off today, and the reason it sold off is because we saw so many goddamn gains in the equities markets.
[00:21:32]  Traditionally, what happens is, is when people in the futures market, people that have vested interest in gold, start seeing spikes, one and a half, two percent out there in the equities, they're going to sell off their positions here in gold because probably they probably bought in at about $900, $1,000 or $1,200 or troy ounce.
[00:21:52]  They're selling off here at about $1,800, $1,800 in change, parlaying those profits and putting them right into the equities markets because you want to go where the profit is.
[00:22:01]  And that's exactly what's happened here today, folks.
[00:22:03]  And I think this is very temporary.
[00:22:05]  Once again, we're seeing sell-offs in gold.
[00:22:08]  But I think that it's still perfect timing to ride that bubble, baby.
[00:22:13]  Get on it.
[00:22:14]  Get on it and ride it.
[00:22:24]  I'm not joking.
[00:22:26]  And just to prove to you that gold is not only being accumulated, not only is it being hoarded, not only is it being sought after, but it is now being utilized for payment.
[00:22:39]  It came out today that Donald Trump, Donald Trump with a squirrel in his head or whatever the hell that hairpiece is, a disgusting I mean, that couldn't be more obvious if he had a goddamn chin strap on himself.
[00:22:51]  But anyway, Donald Trump today basically signed one of his deals out there.
[00:22:57]  You know, he owns a lot of property out there in New York.
[00:23:00]  He's a property developer.
[00:23:01]  Anyway, he actually sold, or not necessarily sold, he leased out one of his bigger buildings.
[00:23:09]  And as a result, the company that paid him for the lease for that building didn't pay him in dollars.
[00:23:17]  They paid him in gold.
[00:23:20]  And let me tell you, Trump was more than willing to accept it in gold.
[00:23:23]  Matter of fact, he stated today that he's going to start accepting exclusively payments in gold, payments in silver, or can you believe this, Euros, Euros, until the economy starts getting better.
[00:23:37]  You know, I mean, unfreaking believable.
[00:23:39]  That just goes to show you what type of accumulation that we're having in gold here, folks.
[00:23:44]  I mean, when you got Donald Trump, I know I wasn't really too happy about the Euro situation either, given the fact that we just got the central banks bailing out these pieces of crap.
[00:23:54]  But once again, he said that he will basically accept silver.
[00:23:59]  He'll accept gold.
[00:24:01]  And that should show you that it seems to me, I don't know.
[00:24:05]  I mean, maybe I'm over-dramaticizing things.
[00:24:09]  Maybe I'm being a bit of a hypersensationalist.
[00:24:12]  But I mean, what is gold the new currency now?
[00:24:15]  Is that it?
[00:24:16]  Is gold a goddamn new currency?
[00:24:18]  I mean, you know, it's just, it's just, I don't even want to talk about it.
[00:24:20]  It's frightening just talking about it.
[00:24:24]  But like I said, folks, you know, like I said, here we go.
[00:24:28]  You better ride that bubble.
[00:24:29]  And it's pretty cheap right now, folks.
[00:24:31]  We saw a major sell-off because the gains and equities, it sold off today.
[00:24:35]  It's down $36.10, a percentage decrease of 1.98%, closing out today at $1,790.40 per troy ounce.
[00:24:46]  And like I said, folks, I mean, it's time to ride that damn gold bubble, baby.
[00:24:49]  Don't sit there on the sidelines when you can, you know, buy gold right now for $17 and change and then sell it off here as we get closer and closer to 2012 and closer to the elections, sell it off at about $2,500 plus.
[00:25:04]  Do you understand?
[00:25:05]  That's what I'm talking about.
[00:25:06]  That's making capital.
[00:25:07]  That's money, baby.
[00:25:08]  That's what I do.
[00:25:11]  And I'm strongly advising everybody who's listening in: if you ain't riding this gold bubble, then you're an idiot.
[00:25:16]  All right, that's all there is to it.
[00:25:17]  You're a goddamn idiot.
[00:25:19]  Anyway, let's get to silver, shall we?
[00:25:21]  We saw a minor sell-off today in silver.
[00:25:23]  It was down 63 cents today, a percentage decrease of 1.57%, closing out silver at $39.89 per troy ounce of silver.
[00:25:34]  All right, and let me tell you, I think that we're going to see $50 prices in silver here in the short term, possibly more.
[00:25:40]  Remember, I mean, you can only gauge investor sentiment on a conservative basis.
[00:25:45]  You can't be over-dramatic when guesstimating this helter-skelter market.
[00:25:50]  I mean, it's always good to underestimate the helter-skelterness of a goddamn pussy-whipped investment community than to overestimate.
[00:26:00]  So, once again, silver is down today modestly, 63 cents, a percentage decrease of 1.57%, closing out today at $39.89 per Troy ounce of silver.

=== Fat Cattle and September Negativity (05:42) ===

[00:26:12]  Let's get to livestock, shall we?
[00:26:14]  Livestock, we got live cattle futures down today majorly, $1.50.
[00:26:19]  Percentage decrease of 1.24% for live cattle.
[00:26:22]  I mean, good God.
[00:26:23]  All right.
[00:26:25]  We got cattle feeder down, $1.07, a percentage decrease of 0.77%.
[00:26:30]  And I mean, good God, all you fat, jelly-ass hambones.
[00:26:37]  Fat jelly ass hambones.
[00:26:41]  For all you assholes that like to shove a couple of hambones down your damn gullet, for Christ's sake, ham bones, lean hog futures are up 85 cents, a percentage increase of 1.01 percent.
[00:27:00]  Good God, it looks like these fat asses around those hover rounds are really shoving a couple of goddamn ham bones down their gullets, for Christ's sake.
[00:27:07]  And once again, for all you folks that are wondering about what's with this hambone situation that we continue to kind of harp on in different aspects of the internets out here, let me tell you something right now.
[00:27:18]  Whenever you see a fat, jelly-ass jerk dick, you know, because you can't just go up to them anymore in America and say, hey, you're a fat fuck.
[00:27:26]  You're a fat, jelly-ass bastard.
[00:27:28]  You can't do that because they'll probably charge you with a hate crime now.
[00:27:31]  You know what I mean?
[00:27:32]  They'll probably charge you with a freaking hate crime that you're hating on fatties or something.
[00:27:35]  They'll throw you in jail or some crap.
[00:27:36]  So what you need to do is whenever you see these fat ass, I'm talking about these gigantic, fat, jelly-ass bastards, the ones where the gut is hanging over the private part area.
[00:27:48]  They can't even see their pricks, their privates, or whatever it is down there.
[00:27:52]  I'm talking about, you know, these fat, jelly asses that use these freaking hover-rounds to get around the mall and the supermarket.
[00:27:58]  I'm talking about these fat jerks.
[00:28:00]  All right?
[00:28:01]  Whenever you see these people, don't even look at them.
[00:28:03]  Don't acknowledge them.
[00:28:04]  Just as you're passing by these fat asses, just go, fat, greasy ass jelly.
[00:28:13]  Emboid.
[00:28:16]  I mean, if you do anything, please do that.
[00:28:18]  That's all I'm saying.
[00:28:19]  All right?
[00:28:20]  That's all I'm saying.
[00:28:21]  We don't need any more of these fat bastards just completely absorbing the natural resources of America.
[00:28:27]  We don't need this anymore.
[00:28:28]  These people are fat.
[00:28:29]  These people are contributing anything.
[00:28:32]  On the contrary, they're trying to claim that being overly a fat, jelly-ass bastard is some kind of a disease or something.
[00:28:37]  Can you believe this crap?
[00:28:39]  Oh, I'm overly fat.
[00:28:41]  It's a disease.
[00:28:43]  Shut up.
[00:28:44]  It's no goddamn disease.
[00:28:46]  Put the freaking fork down for about five minutes, all right?
[00:28:50]  Freaking disease.
[00:28:52]  Give me a freaking break.
[00:28:55]  Anyway, that, my friends, is the markets for your ass.
[00:28:59]  All right?
[00:29:00]  And I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
[00:29:02]  Once again, folks, I hate to keep tooting my own horn here, but beep, beep, the prognosticator or prognosticator strikes again for Christ's sake.
[00:29:12]  And what did I tell you?
[00:29:13]  What did I tell you assholes about September?
[00:29:15]  It was not going to be your traditional down September, like most of these assholes out here in the investment community were trying to say that.
[00:29:23]  Oh, well, I think that we might see a little bit of a downturn in September.
[00:29:28]  That's what we usually traditionally see in the months of September.
[00:29:32]  So I think that we're going to see some negativity in the month of September.
[00:29:35]  Wrong!
[00:29:37]  Wrong!
[00:29:39]  If you had to listen to True Capitalist Radio, you would have been on top of things, and you'd be making money right here, right now.
[00:29:46]  And good God, as a matter of fact, give me a drink.
[00:29:48]  Give me my drink for Christ's sake.
[00:29:50]  Good Lord.
[00:29:53]  Woo!
[00:29:54]  Cheers to all those that are out there listening in.
[00:29:55]  Cheers.
[00:29:56]  Let me go ahead and take a single swig of this here.
[00:30:01]  And of course, I'm drinking a little bit of Johnny Walker blue label for all the folks that are just wondering the libation that I'm consuming this evening.
[00:30:09]  I'm talking a little bit about Johnny Walker and Blue Label.
[00:30:12]  You want to know why?
[00:30:13]  Because drinking is what I like to do.
[00:30:21]  Anyway, folks, once again, I'm optimistic about this market for Christ's sake.
[00:30:25]  Like I've always said, these investors need to realize that there ain't nowhere to run to, baby.
[00:30:33]  Nowhere to hide.
[00:30:35]  I mean, what are you going to do?
[00:30:35]  You're going to put your assets in cash?
[00:30:38]  I've been telling people this for a long period of time.
[00:30:40]  If you put your assets in cash and put it in a savings account, you're not even going to keep up with your rate of inflation.
[00:30:47]  Even if you're getting a decent interest rate on your goddamn savings account, you are not going to even keep up with inflation.
[00:30:54]  You're losing money while you keep it in the savings account.
[00:30:57]  You are losing money.
[00:31:01]  So I have always suggested, folks, that you need to be really, really keenly observant about where you put your capital.
[00:31:09]  You want to put your capital where it's going to give you the most type of return possible, folks.
[00:31:14]  And that's why I hope that you're listening in.
[00:31:16]  Most of you folks are probably listening in because you're a bunch of troll jerk dick terrorist bastards.
[00:31:23]  But as far as I'm concerned, I mean, I hope that there's some capitalists out there that are making some money.
[00:31:28]  I hope that you're making some serious capital for Christ's sake.
[00:31:31]  As a matter of fact, I hope some of you people by listening to this show become millionaires.
[00:31:35]  And, you know, literally, I don't want nothing.
[00:31:38]  I don't want any money.
[00:31:39]  I don't want nothing.
[00:31:40]  You know what I want?
[00:31:41]  When you're in an interview from the Wall Street Journal and they're asking you how you got into business and how you got into finance, I want you to say, you know what?
[00:31:49]  Ghost from True Capitalist Radio.
[00:31:52]  Give me capitalism or give me debt.

=== Political Spectrum Betrayal (05:54) ===

[00:31:54]  That's it.
[00:31:54]  That's all I want.
[00:31:55]  That's it.
[00:31:56]  That's it.
[00:31:58]  That's all I'm saying.
[00:32:01]  Anyway, 646-652-4869 is the number to call here.
[00:32:07]  Before we take some calls, I want to get into our first subject matter of today.
[00:32:11]  I want to talk a little bit about President Obama.
[00:32:13]  That's right.
[00:32:14]  President Obama is supposed to propose some kind of deficit reduction type of nonsense again to Congress next week.
[00:32:24]  Have y'all heard about this?
[00:32:25]  I mean, he talked about it in that ridiculous speech that I didn't look at.
[00:32:28]  I was looking at the ball game when he was speaking because, I mean, what the hell do I want to listen to him for?
[00:32:33]  It's just more of the same.
[00:32:34]  You know what I mean?
[00:32:36]  But I want to talk about what he said here recently about these deficit reductions.
[00:32:41]  Because, look, what's going to happen, folks, is that our president is, you know, he's allotting a group of bureaucratic nimrods to supposedly study the American budget so we can see where we can, quote-unquote, cut, you know, so we can cut spending from American government so that we can supposedly balance our budget, right?
[00:33:03]  I mean, this is what this is all about.
[00:33:06]  But guess what this goddamn president of ours just said?
[00:33:09]  I mean, did you hear what he said?
[00:33:12]  He said that Social Security, all right, will not be included in any of the reforms.
[00:33:21]  Can you believe that crap?
[00:33:22]  Not even Obama is going to touch Social Security because all these seniors that are out here juicing the children, that are out here selling their children to the government, they even got that both sides of the political spectrum.
[00:33:38]  Are you kids getting this?
[00:33:39]  Both sides of the political spectrum are basically selling you out.
[00:33:43]  It really doesn't matter if you're under the age of 45.
[00:33:46]  This is a travesty what's happening here in politics.
[00:33:49]  This stamp political theater that we're seeing out here in America today is purely being pampered and pandered to these old pieces of garbage.
[00:33:57]  It doesn't matter what side of the political spectrum that you're looking at, whether you're looking at the left or the right, all of these parties are doing nothing more than pandering to these old pieces of trash that are out here that have 77% of America's wealth, that collect all the Medicaid and Medicare that you kids ain't never going to see, that are collecting all the Social Security that you kids are never going to see, and yet they left you with no economic opportunity.
[00:34:22]  They put you in college debts that you cannot go bankrupt on.
[00:34:26]  I hope that you folks have been listening to some of these tweets that I've been giving you for Christ's sake.
[00:34:29]  You cannot go bankrupt on your student loan.
[00:34:32]  Mr. Yes, we can over here.
[00:34:34]  Barack Obama nationalized the whole student loan program.
[00:34:38]  So you're basically obligated for that debt for life.
[00:34:42]  All right, so all I'm saying is, folks, is that if you're under the age of 45 at this point in time, you're taking it up the tailpipe in this political disgusting sideshow.
[00:34:54]  I mean, it's just ridiculous.
[00:34:56]  And I can't believe that these candidates can actually look into the camera and basically salivate over these disgusting old people that put us in the predicament that we're in today.
[00:35:09]  I mean, can we remind that in everybody's psyche, for Christ's sake?
[00:35:12]  These are the people that put us here.
[00:35:14]  And now they're basically utilizing their majority as a vote because they know that the youth isn't going to go out and vote.
[00:35:22]  They know that the middle-aged career people that are actually still working aren't going to go out and vote because they're too busy working.
[00:35:29]  So who's going to vote?
[00:35:30]  It's going to be these disgusting, despicable baby boomer Tea Party patriot assholes that are going to be waiting at the goddamn voting booth and voting.
[00:35:41]  Doesn't matter which direction of the country they vote in, whether it's left or right.
[00:35:45]  They're still getting paid.
[00:35:47]  They're still going to get their Social Security because you're paying for it while you're still paying for your college debt, while you're still paying for the increase in rent, while you're still paying for the increase in energy, while you're still paying for the increase in commodities, you're still paying for Social Security and Medicaid and Medicare.
[00:36:05]  And today, our president basically said that Social Security will not be a part of any reforms that he initiates to Congress.
[00:36:15]  Can you believe this crap?
[00:36:17]  I mean, that means that you people are going to continue to pay for these losers.
[00:36:21]  You kids are going to continue to pay for these losers.
[00:36:23]  And have you gone out there and gotten a job lately?
[00:36:26]  Are there any jobs where you can actually move up and have like six-figure incomes for Christ's sake?
[00:36:31]  Huh?
[00:36:32]  No.
[00:36:33]  And if you do find one, I don't know who you, whose, I mean, I don't need to be foul here, but I don't know who you blew or whose rim you're just saying, I don't know what you did to get there because let me tell you something right now.
[00:36:48]  The only thing that you can do here in America is become the president of Applebee's or TGI Fridays or something of this nature, folks.
[00:36:56]  I'm not joking.
[00:36:57]  I'm not joking.
[00:36:59]  Become a manager at a freaking Walmart.
[00:37:01]  I mean, this is it.
[00:37:03]  American employment sector for our youth today, and these disgusting baby boomers have the audacity to sit here and say, you kids need to keep paying Social Security because we have a good childhood.
[00:37:19]  That's what we did.
[00:37:20]  We gave you a good child.
[00:37:21]  We gave you all the video games.
[00:37:23]  We gave you everything that you wanted.
[00:37:25]  We put it all on credit.
[00:37:27]  And now it's your turn.
[00:37:28]  You've got to go and you've got to work now so that our old asses can continue to live and spend our money at casinos and go out on trips while you assholes are sitting here working your asses off worse than slaves.
[00:37:42]  You're not even slaves.
[00:37:43]  You're safes, but it's okay.
[00:37:46]  And you're not ever going to get any of this Social Security.

=== Baby Boomer Social Security Theft (13:16) ===

[00:37:48]  You're never going to get any of this Medicaid, Medicare.
[00:37:51]  But keep working, kids.
[00:37:53]  We deserve it.
[00:37:54]  We're the baby boomers.
[00:37:55]  We deserves it.
[00:37:57]  We deserves it.
[00:38:00]  I want to hear what you have to say.
[00:38:01]  646-652-4869.
[00:38:03]  Do you agree with this crap?
[00:38:04]  Huh?
[00:38:05]  Both sides of the political spectrum are pandering to these old forts.
[00:38:12]  So what do you think about it?
[00:38:13]  I want to hear from you.
[00:38:14]  646-652-4869.
[00:38:17]  817.
[00:38:18]  What do you think about these baby boomers?
[00:38:22]  You're taking too long.
[00:38:23]  508.
[00:38:24]  What do you think about these baby boomers?
[00:38:26]  Is that Yeah, what's going on?
[00:38:28]  You well, you know, my parents are baby boomers and testicles.
[00:38:37]  Well, well, you know, we can tell your parents are baby boomers, for Christ's sake.
[00:38:41]  I can tell they're not together.
[00:38:42]  I'm sure your mom's cougaring it.
[00:38:44]  And as a result, daddy wasn't there to show you how to be a real man, so that's why you're talking with that fruity-ass voice that you got going on, for Christ's sake.
[00:38:51]  Am I right?
[00:38:52]  Oh, yeah, no, totally.
[00:38:53]  Yeah.
[00:38:54]  Of course.
[00:38:54]  I mean, I know this.
[00:38:56]  I can just tell by the unbelievable fruitness and your lack of personality that you were raised by some dirty dishrag whore baby boomer mother who probably smoked too much pot, who probably listened to Timothy Leary, who probably, you know, wanted to name you some hippie name like Moonbeam or Moon Child or some crap.
[00:39:15]  And as a result, she thought that, I don't need a man.
[00:39:18]  I don't need a man to go out and I don't need this.
[00:39:22]  I can go out and raise my son all by myself.
[00:39:25]  And as a result, a little fruity ass piece of over-feminized crap like you came into existence.
[00:39:31]  And now the world, unfortunately, has to be graced with your disgusting, over-feminized, lack of personality presence.
[00:39:38]  Am I correct, 508?
[00:39:40]  Oh, yes, actually, I have two dads.
[00:39:42]  Yeah, I wouldn't doubt it.
[00:39:44]  I wouldn't doubt if you have two dads, two moms.
[00:39:46]  I wouldn't doubt if you're living on a freaking commune right now.
[00:39:48]  All right?
[00:39:50]  I mean, a lack of personality, for Christ's sake.
[00:39:54]  Do you all hear this idiot, folks, in 508?
[00:39:56]  This is the youth of America today.
[00:39:58]  They're being sold out.
[00:39:59]  They don't even know it.
[00:40:00]  They're like, look, I just said testicles.
[00:40:02]  I got three dads.
[00:40:05]  This is the youth.
[00:40:07]  They're being sold out right from under themselves, and they don't even care.
[00:40:10]  You know, just as long as you put a stupid American Idol program in front of them, and as long as some fruity ass Adam Lambert lookalike is prancing around the stage like he's got a gerbil in his ass, they're pacified.
[00:40:20]  Everything's great, huh?
[00:40:21]  Everything's just great.
[00:40:24]  516, what's up?
[00:40:26]  You're on the horn.
[00:40:26]  What do you think about these baby boomers here?
[00:40:29]  I'm not 100% sure what to think.
[00:40:31]  It's kind of a very tricky situation, but I.
[00:40:34]  Well, wait, wait, tricky situation.
[00:40:36]  What's so tricky about it?
[00:40:37]  I mean, you're being sold out.
[00:40:39]  All right?
[00:40:39]  I mean, you know, the baby boomers were blessed with 40-year jobs.
[00:40:43]  You know, they were blessed with job security.
[00:40:45]  They were blessed with social security.
[00:40:47]  They were blessed with the Medicaid, Medicare.
[00:40:50]  They were blessed.
[00:40:51]  I mean, why do you think everybody watches that one movie during Christmas time, a Christmas story?
[00:40:57]  Why do you think everybody likes that movie?
[00:40:59]  It's a stupid, corny movie.
[00:41:01]  Why do you think everybody likes it?
[00:41:02]  Because nobody has that anymore.
[00:41:05]  Nobody has that.
[00:41:06]  And guess who was blessed with that type of upbringing, that type of homie, type of family, type of upbringing?
[00:41:13]  The baby boomers.
[00:41:15]  That's right.
[00:41:15]  So what's so tricky about this situation, 516, that makes you kind of perplexed at, you know, what the hell's going on here?
[00:41:24]  All right.
[00:41:24]  First of all, I never saw the movie.
[00:41:27]  Whatever.
[00:41:28]  But it's kind of a tricky story, one, because there were some vets who didn't really get their fair share.
[00:41:36]  What?
[00:41:37]  No, vets.
[00:41:38]  Veterans.
[00:41:40]  We're talking about Social Security and Medicaid and Medicare here, son.
[00:41:44]  What are you talking about, veterans?
[00:41:46]  We're talking about these goddamn baby boomers that are out here that are wastes of human life that are doing nothing but just kind of juicing young children like yourself.
[00:41:55]  You see, get this.
[00:41:55]  Get him off for Christ's sake.
[00:41:57]  Do you see how stupid and bamboozled these young people are?
[00:42:01]  I mean, I'm sure that was implanted by his parents.
[00:42:04]  You understand?
[00:42:07]  I'm sure that was implanted by his parents.
[00:42:09]  And you see, these children, I mean, I'm telling you right now, they're conflicted.
[00:42:14]  You know, they're looking at their parents, and it's obvious that they sold them out.
[00:42:17]  They know it.
[00:42:18]  Everybody knows it.
[00:42:19]  But because these parents, and let me tell you something.
[00:42:22]  These baby boomers are excellent at emotional vampirism.
[00:42:27]  Yeah, emotional vampirism, you know, planting mental seeds in the children to make them feel guilty about potentially looking at the obvious.
[00:42:36]  And they utilize a whole bunch of different vehicles in an attempt to exploit that emotionalism, excuse me.
[00:42:43]  And they use religion, you know, they use politics.
[00:42:46]  They use all kinds of methods in a sense of letting these children feel sorry for these old people.
[00:42:52]  They've got 77% of America's wealth.
[00:42:55]  They'll be just fine, all right?
[00:42:57]  They'll be just fine.
[00:42:59]  It's kind of a tricky situation.
[00:43:00]  Do you hear these stupid kids?
[00:43:02]  For Christ's sake, it's stupid.
[00:43:04]  832, what's up?
[00:43:05]  What do you think about the damn baby boomers?
[00:43:08]  Hey, Ghost, I think the entire situation is like complete bullshit and everything, but there's something I've been meaning to ask you.
[00:43:15]  Well, you know, I really don't give a shit.
[00:43:17]  Get them off.
[00:43:17]  Get off, for Christ's sake.
[00:43:19]  You're only going to ask me a question if you sound like a goddamn man, for Christ's sake.
[00:43:23]  How about that?
[00:43:24]  417, what do you think about the damn baby boomers?
[00:43:27]  Hello, ghosts.
[00:43:28]  I'm currently developing an engine that is fueled by black matter.
[00:43:32]  Dark matter, I mean.
[00:43:34]  And I was calling.
[00:43:36]  Black matter.
[00:43:36]  Are you kidding me?
[00:43:37]  What are you, Druid?
[00:43:38]  Get this thing.
[00:43:38]  Get him off for Christ's sake.
[00:43:39]  I mean, what's up with this guy?
[00:43:41]  Jesus, is this thing on for Christ's sake?
[00:43:44]  Is this thing on?
[00:43:47]  Jesus Christ, man.
[00:43:49]  Did somebody give my goddamn number out of the freaking looney bin for Christ's sake?
[00:43:55]  Jesus Christ.
[00:43:56]  215, what do you think about Obama and the baby boomers here?
[00:44:00]  Grass grows, birds fly, sunshine.
[00:44:02]  And, brother, I heard.
[00:44:05]  We don't want to hear that fruit bowl crap, all right?
[00:44:07]  405, what's up?
[00:44:08]  What do you think about Obama and the baby boomers?
[00:44:09]  What's going on, ghosts?
[00:44:11]  How's it going?
[00:44:12]  Here's what I think about it, man.
[00:44:14]  And I really hope this is true, dude.
[00:44:17]  I think that we were talking about some Instagram class the other day.
[00:44:21]  The fucking old people, they cover the majority of the fucking vote.
[00:44:26]  So I'm hoping that when they say, oh, no, you're going to have your fucking Social Security if I got your vote.
[00:44:32]  So I'm hoping it's just a political thing until I can get some votes.
[00:44:36]  And then I hope they change their mind after that.
[00:44:39]  No, no way.
[00:44:40]  Are you kidding me?
[00:44:41]  No way they're changing their mind.
[00:44:43]  I mean, the only glimpse of hope that we had was Rick Perry, and then he backpedaled on the Social Security issue, this stupid piece of trash.
[00:44:53]  You know, I'm sitting over here, I'm optimistic about Perry.
[00:44:57]  I was ready to almost throw my head in for this piece of garbage, but no, he had to say, I'm going to stamp guarantee that seniors and those that are about to collect Social Security are going to continue to collect it.
[00:45:10]  Hell no.
[00:45:11]  Let me tell you something.
[00:45:13]  you young people need to start realizing that these old people didn't they want to suck some emotional vampirism out of you because take away our little What are we going to do?
[00:45:31]  You'll be just fine, you old piece of crap.
[00:45:33]  All right, you'll be just fine.
[00:45:34]  All right, because let me tell you, what are you going to tell?
[00:45:37]  Well, you're going to be worm food by that point.
[00:45:39]  But what are you going to tell these kids when they're your age and there ain't no Social Security?
[00:45:44]  There ain't no Medicaid Medicare.
[00:45:47]  There ain't nothing.
[00:45:48]  And basically, they're just sitting there dying while some disease is turning their damn insides into liquid shit.
[00:45:55]  But the baby boomers had, you know, everything.
[00:45:57]  Oh, Medicaid, Medicare.
[00:45:59]  Oh, you know what Medicaid Medicare pays for these old farts?
[00:46:02]  Viagra.
[00:46:03]  Yeah, male and woman Viagra, for Christ's sake.
[00:46:06]  And I'd like for you all to Google STD statistics.
[00:46:10]  All right, believe it or not, it's actually dropped in young people.
[00:46:13]  It's actually dropped dramatically in young people.
[00:46:15]  And it's spiked horribly in people over 50.
[00:46:19]  Can you believe this crap?
[00:46:20]  People over 50 are getting V D. They're catching chlamydia syphilis.
[00:46:26]  They're catching gonorrhea for Christ's sake.
[00:46:28]  They're even catching the AIDS.
[00:46:34]  They're getting it all for Christ's sake.
[00:46:35]  And guess what?
[00:46:36]  Our government is funding this Viagra crap.
[00:46:39]  You know?
[00:46:40]  I mean, can you imagine this?
[00:46:42]  I mean, you know, 50-year-old plus bags out there, you know, pumping Viagra in themselves, acting like freaking teenagers for Christ's sake.
[00:46:49]  These old wrinkly sacked, you know, the clitorises hanging down below their knees for Christ's sake.
[00:46:56]  They're actually going out and getting jiggy with it for Christ's sake.
[00:47:00]  Jesus Christ.
[00:47:01]  Anyway, 646-652-4869 is the number to call here.
[00:47:05]  I'm actually talking about Barack Obama stating that in his little deficit proposals that he's going to show the Congress next week, that he says that he is not going to touch Social Security.
[00:47:18]  So it seems to me that these old baby boomers think that they have it, you know, made in the shade out here because nobody's going to touch it.
[00:47:25]  The left-wing idiots aren't going to touch Social Security.
[00:47:28]  The right-wingers aren't going to touch Social Security.
[00:47:31]  So what does that mean?
[00:47:32]  That means you're going to pay for it.
[00:47:33]  And we even know you're never going to see it.
[00:47:35]  I mean, good God, man.
[00:47:37]  Get it through your heads.
[00:47:40]  Good God.
[00:47:42]  916, what do you think about Obama?
[00:47:46]  Shut that goddamn thing off.
[00:47:51]  Hey, 916.
[00:47:55]  I don't care what you do.
[00:47:57]  You get all that stuff off of there.
[00:47:59]  Nice.
[00:48:02]  Uh-oh.
[00:48:04]  Oh, it looks like somebody's getting yelled at by daddy.
[00:48:09]  Go work on it.
[00:48:10]  I am you realize.
[00:48:12]  Do you realize something?
[00:48:14]  Let me tell you: if the health department of the Green County sees those videos that you put on them internet, they could condemn our house and we would have to move out of it.
[00:48:31]  Oh, my God.
[00:48:33]  Is everybody hearing this?
[00:48:41]  You got to get that goddamn stuff off of there and fast.
[00:48:44]  I'm working on it.
[00:48:45]  I was like, you just tell everybody to get the images off of the internet.
[00:48:50]  It's on my control.
[00:48:52]  Oh, you get them off.
[00:48:53]  It's I'm my control.
[00:48:55]  I don't know where to go.
[00:48:56]  I don't care.
[00:48:57]  I'm loading them up there.
[00:48:58]  You unload them.
[00:48:59]  I'm working on it.
[00:49:00]  Go do it.
[00:49:01]  We're just doing it.
[00:49:02]  I'm sorry.
[00:49:05]  I'll be up all night with you if I have to.
[00:49:08]  Give her a slap.
[00:49:10]  I'm working on it.
[00:49:12]  Get in there and call it.
[00:49:13]  Give her a goddamn slap.
[00:49:16]  Everybody, I like your man.
[00:49:18]  The government.
[00:49:19]  Help me get everything off the internet about our house.
[00:49:22]  I don't want to get kicked out of my house.
[00:49:26]  Kick her out.
[00:49:27]  Kick her out in the street, old man.
[00:49:29]  Kick her out.
[00:49:33]  All right, let me just get that stuff off of there.
[00:49:35]  I'm working.
[00:49:37]  I'm working on it.
[00:49:38]  Kick her out, old man.
[00:49:41]  So, yeah, please.
[00:49:42]  Get everything off of the internet.
[00:49:43]  Now, Oh, Jesus Christ.
[00:49:49]  All right, that's enough.
[00:49:50]  I'm going to hang up on this, man.
[00:49:51]  Jesus Christ, I could sit here and catch a case or something for this crap.
[00:49:54]  Can you believe this crap?
[00:49:55]  Can you believe this?
[00:49:57]  I'm sitting over here.
[00:49:58]  I'm trying to get people on the horn here, and I hear some old man basically just berating his child there.
[00:50:05]  I don't know if it's a young, young male or if it's some kind of a female for Christ's sake.
[00:50:11]  I mean, good Lord.
[00:50:14]  Oh, my God.
[00:50:15]  Jesus Christ.
[00:50:16]  Anyway, 646-652-4869.
[00:50:19]  I don't know what the hell just happened.
[00:50:20]  We're supposed to be talking about Obama and the baby boomers for Christ's sake.
[00:50:23]  And unfortunately, we got tapped into somebody getting berated by some old piece of prostate-infected crap.
[00:50:29]  So we're going to get back on track here.
[00:50:31]  Let's take some calls right now.
[00:50:32]  Area code 401, what do you think about Obama and the baby boomers?
[00:50:37]  Hey, Ghost.
[00:50:38]  How's it going?
[00:50:39]  Pretty good.
[00:50:40]  I kind of want to inform you that the last clip you looked at was actually a meme called Chris Chan, which is on YouTube.
[00:50:51]  What?
[00:50:51]  What was that again?
[00:50:52]  That was Chris Chan?
[00:50:53]  Yeah, Christian Chandler.
[00:50:55]  He made the Son Shoe comics.
[00:50:58]  It's very fun.
[00:51:00]  Well, tell him to eat a dick up till he hiccups, okay?
[00:51:03]  I mean, give me a freaking break.

=== Lottery Investing for the Millionaire (14:11) ===

[00:51:05]  Brink of war.
[00:51:06]  What's up?
[00:51:07]  What do you think about Obama?
[00:51:09]  Hey, Ghost.
[00:51:10]  How's it going?
[00:51:11]  I'm fine.
[00:51:13]  Pretty much, I think it's ridiculous.
[00:51:15]  I think people really need to just start saving up instead of investing in the government for money.
[00:51:21]  Well, you know, unfortunately, it's easier said than done, sir, because we got a whole population of losers in America today.
[00:51:28]  And I'm not just talking about the Poe in America.
[00:51:31]  I'm also talking about these damn baby boomers who are just sitting on their fat asses and collecting their 40-year pensions that they had from their job security, collecting their goddamn Social Security checks, collecting their goddamn Medicaid, Medicare, so on and so forth.
[00:51:45]  And I mean, I don't understand.
[00:51:47]  How are people supposed to save in an economy when the majority of people are basically getting paid by the government and taxpayers?
[00:51:53]  Well, I guess they've got to invest, right?
[00:51:56]  Well, no, I understand.
[00:51:57]  I understand investing.
[00:51:58]  But what's really unfortunate is that you have to generate capital before you invest.
[00:52:03]  You have to make capital.
[00:52:05]  And right now, the only job opportunities that are left for young people out here are service industry-oriented.
[00:52:11]  That means that they're either flipping burgers, they're cleaning shit bowls, you know, they're telemarketers.
[00:52:19]  You know, I mean, these types of jobs here.
[00:52:21]  Do you understand what I'm saying?
[00:52:22]  And unfortunately, it's going to take a lot longer for you to basically generate capital at the rate that these baby boomers were able to generate capital.
[00:52:32]  I mean, remember, I mean, two or three years into the goddamn job back in the baby boomer days, they could be able to get a goddamn house.
[00:52:38]  Now, you ain't never going to get to be able to have a house out here for Christ's sake.
[00:52:42]  You're going to have to drop 25% before you even get a house.
[00:52:46]  And let's see if you can even qualify thereafter.
[00:52:50]  I mean, it's just ridiculous what's happened here.
[00:52:52]  And I can't believe that the young people of today aren't up in arms about this crap.
[00:52:55]  They're more worried about I really don't know what the hell they're worried about for Christ's sake, man.
[00:53:00]  I mean, bronies are more worried about looking like over-feminine jerknicks.
[00:53:06]  The women are more worried about slut walks.
[00:53:09]  You know, this is what they're worried about, for Christ's sake.
[00:53:11]  It's sick.
[00:53:14]  Anyway, let's just take another caller here.
[00:53:16]  510.
[00:53:17]  No, no, you know what?
[00:53:17]  Shady dude, what's up?
[00:53:19]  What do you think about Obama?
[00:53:21]  It's me again.
[00:53:23]  Yeah, some fruity bull.
[00:53:25]  Matt Cook, what's up?
[00:53:28]  I am a heavy weapons guy.
[00:53:30]  What?
[00:53:32]  And this is my weapon.
[00:53:36]  She weighs 150 kilograms and fires 200.
[00:53:40]  Shut up, you stupid, cockeyed Russian.
[00:53:42]  Go drink some more vodka, you stupid dumb idiot.
[00:53:44]  563, what's up?
[00:53:45]  What do you think about Obama?
[00:53:47]  What's up, Doug?
[00:53:48]  Is this me?
[00:53:49]  Yeah, it's you.
[00:53:50]  Hey, I have a question about the stock market if you wouldn't mind.
[00:53:55]  Go ahead.
[00:53:55]  What's up, man?
[00:53:58]  Okay.
[00:53:59]  You say you need like $50,000 to do day trading.
[00:54:03]  What do you need to do long what do you need to do long-term investment?
[00:54:08]  No, you can do anything.
[00:54:09]  You can actually put in $200 in some of these brokerage accounts and just start investing.
[00:54:14]  Oh, seriously?
[00:54:15]  That's awesome.
[00:54:16]  Yeah.
[00:54:16]  It's very cheap, man.
[00:54:17]  All you got to do is be 18 years of age or possibly negotiate something with your folks and have them sign off on.
[00:54:23]  Because remember, when you're below the age of 18, you're not a citizen.
[00:54:29]  Yeah.
[00:54:30]  So you need to be over the age of 18.
[00:54:32]  I think you could possibly get parents' consent with 16 to 15 years of age.
[00:54:37]  But like I said, if you want to long-term invest, I strongly advise doing so, no matter how much you invest into whatever you invest in.
[00:54:45]  And I've always said that, look, I mean, if you know nothing about investing, if you're somebody that just is very naive about the markets, what you could do is take whatever monies that you're going to allocate into savings or allocate into some type of, I don't know, IRA or any kind of ridiculous nonsense of that nature, I would strongly advise you just to put it in blue chips or high-end yield dividend stocks.
[00:55:08]  And even if you only buy two or three of them a month, I mean, after about five or ten years, if you get into that habit, before you know it, you may have about $10,000, $15,000, $20,000 worth of equities.
[00:55:19]  And believe it or not, those equities will be very attractive pieces of collateral so that you can actually take loans out and start making some serious business.
[00:55:30]  Do you understand what I'm saying?
[00:55:31]  That's the whole purpose in buying equities for the long term.
[00:55:35]  It's not only does your net worth grow with the price of the stock going up, but moreover, you can utilize those equities as assets or as collateral for potential loans out here, whether it be for a loan for a car, whether it be a loan for a goddamn house, a loan for a business, so on and so forth.
[00:55:55]  So that's why I strongly advise people, man, put some money in some stocks.
[00:55:58]  If you know nothing about it, just get some blue chips, get some high-end yield dividend stocks.
[00:56:03]  If you don't know what that means, well, look it up.
[00:56:04]  You're on the internet, dammit.
[00:56:07]  And I guarantee you, folks, in about five, ten years worth of working, you're going to be worth a hell of a lot more than you would have just putting it in the bank, you know, hoping that you put it in an IRA, hoping that you get a decent percentage yield for Christ's sake.
[00:56:21]  All right?
[00:56:21]  I mean, let me tell you, you've got $20,000 in a blue chip stock.
[00:56:24]  You're making some serious money.
[00:56:26]  Not to get off on a side note here, but I always hear about these bad stories of these people who win lotteries.
[00:56:34]  They win the lottery and it ruins their life.
[00:56:37]  It ruins their life.
[00:56:38]  They blow it all.
[00:56:40]  And some people find it unreal that somebody who wins $100 million in a lottery can actually lose that much money.
[00:56:47]  Yeah, you can.
[00:56:49]  You want to know why?
[00:56:50]  Because nobody teaches you what to do with it.
[00:56:53]  I mean, it's real easy to make money.
[00:56:55]  It's hard to keep it.
[00:56:58]  I mean, most lottery winners, once they get $100 million, they go out and pay for their mansion cash, not realizing that there may be some Homeowner Association cost there.
[00:57:08]  There may be some heavy-duty electricity bills, water bills.
[00:57:13]  If you don't keep your goddamn lawn in shape, you could get fined by the Homeowner Association, so on and so forth.
[00:57:20]  They pay for all their cars cash, which, let's be honest, you buy a brand new car cash, it's already depreciated 30% once you take it off the goddamn lot.
[00:57:31]  So on and so forth.
[00:57:32]  So this is why these idiots blow their money.
[00:57:34]  They have no money after about 10 years after hitting the lottery for Christ's sake.
[00:57:39]  You know what you should do if you hit the lottery?
[00:57:41]  I'll tell you what you should do.
[00:57:42]  And this is just a little side note for anybody that happens to hit the lottery.
[00:57:46]  Let's say you happen to hit $100 million.
[00:57:49]  Well, right off the bat, right when they give you that check for $100 million, you should go to some big corporation.
[00:57:56]  I mean, I particularly would go to Coca-Cola because I like that.
[00:57:59]  It's a pretty good drink.
[00:58:00]  And plus, I like it with Crown and Bourbon, you know, so on and so forth.
[00:58:04]  I would go directly to Coca-Cola.
[00:58:08]  Or for you bronies.
[00:58:09]  Yeah, Hasbro.
[00:58:10]  I'm going to go to Hasbro.
[00:58:11]  Yes, whatever.
[00:58:12]  Whatever company you want to go to.
[00:58:14]  And I'm going to I'd go right up to the front desk and say, I want to buy $100 million worth of stock in this company right here.
[00:58:23]  All right?
[00:58:24]  And I guarantee you, all of a sudden, everybody in that corporation is going to treat you with kid gloves for Christ's sake.
[00:58:31]  Oh, my God.
[00:58:32]  I mean, and by the time you purchase $100 million in stock, everybody in the stock market would have heard about it, so they would go in on that crap and it would automatically turn your $100 million into $200, $300 million just based on the hype, just based on the hype that there's going to be less outstanding shares for folks to go out and buy and purchase.
[00:58:51]  So as a result, the stock price goes up.
[00:58:55]  Your $100 million goes up.
[00:58:56]  Now, that's not all.
[00:58:57]  That's not all you should do.
[00:58:59]  You take that $100 million and you go to a bank.
[00:59:02]  You take that $100 million of Coke stock.
[00:59:04]  You go to a bank and say, look, I want to take a billion-dollar loan, a billion-dollar loan, and I've got my $100 million in Coke stock as collateral.
[00:59:14]  And I guarantee you, that goddamn bank will be just, oh, yes, sir, here's this sign here.
[00:59:21]  I mean, do you understand?
[00:59:22]  Do you understand what I'm saying?
[00:59:24]  I mean, this is what I'm talking about.
[00:59:26]  This is what capitalists are supposed to do for Christ's sake.
[00:59:29]  But does anybody teach you this stuff in school?
[00:59:31]  Does anybody teach you how to work this financial system that's meant to be worked for Christ's sake?
[00:59:37]  I'm not joking, man.
[00:59:40]  I'm not joking.
[00:59:42]  Look, this is why people, you know, a billion dollars.
[00:59:47]  What am I talking about?
[00:59:47]  They're going to give you a billion dollars.
[00:59:50]  All right?
[00:59:50]  You give them $100 million in stock.
[00:59:53]  All right?
[00:59:54]  Well, by that time, it'll be worth $200, $300, because, like I said, the stock people will be like, oh, my God, somebody's buying out $100 million worth of stock.
[01:00:02]  We've got to get in on that.
[01:00:03]  You know?
[01:00:06]  And then you just go in and you say, hey, I want to go out and go to a financial institution and say, hey, I want a billion bucks.
[01:00:12]  I got $100 million in stock as collateral.
[01:00:17]  They give you a billion, and then you really start playing the capitalist game, baby.
[01:00:24]  That's when you really start playing it.
[01:00:26]  That's when it's like, all right, I got a billion dollars now.
[01:00:29]  I want to go and buy a goddamn basketball team.
[01:00:33]  I want to go and buy a goddamn shopping mall.
[01:00:37]  I want to go out and buy, just, and you can go nuts.
[01:00:42]  All right?
[01:00:44]  That's the way you capitalize, baby.
[01:00:47]  That's the way you do it.
[01:00:49]  So hopefully that little story there can help some of you kids that are listening and trying to understand.
[01:00:55]  Wait a minute, how do you get right?
[01:00:56]  I don't get it.
[01:00:57]  How can somebody win the lottery and lose it all?
[01:01:00]  That's why they blow it.
[01:01:02]  They blow it.
[01:01:04]  And look, I'm just saying the lottery per se.
[01:01:06]  I mean, just say, let me tell you, before I move on, we're already in the second hour of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
[01:01:13]  Of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
[01:01:17]  And once again, folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
[01:01:20]  Before we move on, I'd like for everybody to please retweet the broadcast.
[01:01:23]  Go to the social networks, the forums, the blogs, and spread it around like wildfire and let everybody know that True Capitalist Radio is in effect and in the house.
[01:01:33]  Now, before I move on to another subject matter and take some more calls, I do want to say that that's just a kind of a what-if situation with the $100 million in the lottery.
[01:01:44]  This kind of idea of utilizing capital for leverage on loans and so on and so forth can still, you can still do the same thing with $20,000, you know, $50,000, so on and so forth.
[01:01:59]  You know, I see a lot of bronies in here.
[01:02:01]  You know what I mean?
[01:02:02]  I see a lot of bronies.
[01:02:03]  I see a lot of people that are real close friends out here in the chat room.
[01:02:07]  I see a lot of people that are out here, you know, they're real close to one another.
[01:02:12]  Well, let me tell you something.
[01:02:13]  This is how you should choose your friends, people.
[01:02:17]  You should kick it around individuals that are basically having the same motive as you.
[01:02:23]  And if your motive is making money, you better grace yourself around people that make money.
[01:02:29]  And what I strongly advise young people, let's say you're 16 years old.
[01:02:34]  All right?
[01:02:35]  Let's say that you've got yourself a decent job.
[01:02:37]  You're going to school.
[01:02:38]  You're getting some money at your job for Christ's sake.
[01:02:42]  Well, don't spend it.
[01:02:44]  Don't be like your typical 16-year-old friends.
[01:02:46]  Go out there and buy all this crap.
[01:02:48]  Save it.
[01:02:49]  Put it in stock.
[01:02:50]  Put it in gold.
[01:02:51]  Put it in silver.
[01:02:52]  Put it in something.
[01:02:53]  Don't just save it and do nothing with it.
[01:02:57]  All right.
[01:02:58]  And once you accumulate about $20,000, because I guarantee you, from 16 to 18 working, you can accumulate $20,000, no big deal.
[01:03:07]  I'm not joking.
[01:03:08]  You'd be surprised how easy it is to accumulate $20,000, $25,000.
[01:03:12]  Now, what you should do is have other friends that have capital, just like you do.
[01:03:18]  They have $25,000.
[01:03:20]  They have $30,000.
[01:03:21]  They may have $50,000.
[01:03:22]  And combine your capital together.
[01:03:25]  And then you can approach a financial institution and say, hey, look, we've got this much in capital.
[01:03:32]  We've got stocks.
[01:03:33]  We've got this.
[01:03:33]  We've got that.
[01:03:34]  We want to open up our own business.
[01:03:36]  Or we want to live in a freaking penthouse.
[01:03:39]  Or we want a goddamn, whatever, whatever it is.
[01:03:42]  I mean, it's that simple for heaven's sake.
[01:03:47]  It's that simple.
[01:03:49]  So if you're a young person right now listening, if you want to take anything from this program, work, save your capital, make sure to put it in something, gold, silver, stock, something.
[01:04:00]  You wait till you're about 18, 19, 20.
[01:04:03]  All right, whatever you feel comfortable in going in and actually making a financial transaction of this nature and go out and live better than your folks did.
[01:04:14]  You understand?
[01:04:15]  I mean, it's that simple.
[01:04:16]  I'm not joking.
[01:04:17]  It's that simple.
[01:04:18]  It's just nobody teaches you this stuff.
[01:04:20]  Nobody teaches you that, hey, you know, you need to do this with your money.
[01:04:24]  You need to do that.
[01:04:25]  No, they just teach you how to spend your money.
[01:04:28]  You need to know how to work your money so you can make serious capital, baby.
[01:04:32]  All right.
[01:04:32]  I guarantee you, you get a couple of friends, y'all got 20 grand apiece, three friends with 20 grand, that's 60 grand, and you go to a freaking bank and say, hey, we want a freaking penthouse up at the top of Austin, right?
[01:04:48]  Austin penthouse, 3,500 square feet with a damn jacuzzi in there, with a goddamn patio that extends across the city skyline for Christ's sake, and you can get it, baby.
[01:05:04]  I mean, the bank can't deny you guys, if you've got the capital, they can't deny you the loan, man.
[01:05:11]  Welcome to American Capitalism, baby.
[01:05:13]  Hey, I've been doing that my whole life, baby.

=== Real Estate Ownership Secrets (02:17) ===

[01:05:16]  That's why I'm doing what I'm doing.
[01:05:19]  That's why you've got to continue to make money.
[01:05:21]  And the money you make, you utilize it as assets.
[01:05:24]  Don't spend your money.
[01:05:26]  All right?
[01:05:27]  Don't spend your money.
[01:05:28]  Hey, veteran of Forum Wars, real estate is a good goddamn investment.
[01:05:32]  What are you laughing at?
[01:05:35]  You're laughing because you're renting and what?
[01:05:36]  You think you're better than everybody else for Christ's sake?
[01:05:38]  People that own property actually own something for Christ's sake.
[01:05:41]  The people that actually went in during the real estate boom, well, those assholes, yeah, they're a little stuck like Chuck.
[01:05:49]  I mean, they own properties that are probably three or four times less than what they paid for them.
[01:05:55]  I get it.
[01:05:55]  But let's be honest.
[01:05:56]  I mean, you know, real estate's a great investment.
[01:05:59]  I'm actually looking and entertaining some possible future real estate investments myself.
[01:06:03]  I've been looking at the Obama's plan and his way on trying to liquidate a lot of these toxic assets on the damn books of the government.
[01:06:13]  Remember, the government purchased a lot of these bad loans that were given out by the banks.
[01:06:18]  So a lot of these houses that are vacant, a lot of these neighborhoods that are just ghost towns out there, these people are owned by the bank.
[01:06:25]  The whole properties are owned by, excuse me, not by the bank, they're owned by the government.
[01:06:29]  And we've got Barack Obama saying that we're willing to go ahead and sell these toxic assets to speculators at pennies on the dollar.
[01:06:39]  Pennies on the dollar, for Christ's sake, just as long as you promise to rent these places out.
[01:06:46]  And let me tell you, I've been looking at some of these properties here.
[01:06:49]  I've been looking at some of these properties.
[01:06:51]  And I think that the next boom, if you want my personal opinion, in real estate is not in flipping houses.
[01:06:57]  It's not in flipping real estate.
[01:07:00]  It's in owning it and renting it.
[01:07:02]  We're already seeing rent across the nation go up the ass.
[01:07:07]  I mean, it's going up the roof for Christ's sake.
[01:07:09]  And, you know, hey, if you want yourself a piece of property, live there for about five years, want to graduate into a bigger property or something better, you can rent out the one that you already have.
[01:07:21]  All right, once you rent out the one you already have, you can go and purchase another piece of property.
[01:07:25]  Moreover, when you have property that is being rented out by a tenant, that's another piece of collateral that banks love.

=== Carving Your Own Destiny (03:56) ===

[01:07:33]  Are you kidding me?
[01:07:34]  They'll salivate over a property with a tenant in it, for Christ's sake.
[01:07:39]  All right?
[01:07:40]  I'm not joking.
[01:07:42]  They will come on down.
[01:07:45]  So you have to understand how to work this.
[01:07:47]  All right?
[01:07:50]  Anyway, I didn't mean to go off on that diatribe, folks.
[01:07:52]  I just want some people to become capitalists.
[01:07:54]  I want young kids to prosper out here.
[01:07:56]  I know mommy and daddy are selling you out.
[01:07:58]  I know they're sitting here forcing you to pay for their Social Security.
[01:08:02]  They're doing a bunch of stuff.
[01:08:02]  Anyway, it's time for you to capitalize.
[01:08:05]  Don't just sit on your ass and hope that a loaf of bread's just going to land on your lap.
[01:08:09]  You've got to go out and carve your own destiny out here.
[01:08:12]  Do you understand?
[01:08:13]  Anyway, let me go ahead and do we have any goddamn shout-outs, Engineer?
[01:08:22]  Well, according to Engineer, we got a few shout-outs here.
[01:08:25]  So let's go ahead and say some shout-outs.
[01:08:28]  And if you want to shout out right here, right now on the broadcast, well, by God, if you haven't already done so, follow me on Twitter and retweet the first tweet on my Twitter account, folks.
[01:08:37]  All right?
[01:08:38]  Ghost Politics is the name.
[01:08:40]  Ghost Politics.
[01:08:41]  All one word.
[01:08:42]  No underscores.
[01:08:44]  Ghost Politics.
[01:08:45]  All right.
[01:08:45]  We're going to give some shout-outs right now to all the folks that are retweeting.
[01:08:48]  Remember, retweet the first tweet on the Twitter account.
[01:08:51]  All right?
[01:08:52]  So let's go ahead here.
[01:08:53]  What do we got?
[01:08:54]  We got.
[01:08:56]  I'm not going to say that.
[01:08:57]  Happy Radio 3000.
[01:08:59]  We got Group Poop Buddy.
[01:09:02]  Jesus Christ.
[01:09:03]  We got PR Cat88.
[01:09:05]  Group Poop with.
[01:09:07]  I don't know what that is.
[01:09:08]  That's just disgusting.
[01:09:10]  We got Laughing Man, Stinky Group Poop.
[01:09:14]  What the hell is up with all this poop crap?
[01:09:16]  What the hell is up with you sick bastards, man?
[01:09:18]  What do you got?
[01:09:19]  An escrement fetish?
[01:09:22]  Anyway, we got Pony Kill Al Assad.
[01:09:24]  Yeah, I'm with you on that there.
[01:09:26]  Exeric 2007.
[01:09:30]  Let's continue going.
[01:09:31]  We're saying shout-outs right now, folks.
[01:09:32]  And if you don't know where to go, well, by God, follow me on Twitter, GhostPolitics, and retweet the first tweet on my Twitter account right here, right now, if you want to shout out.
[01:09:42]  All right?
[01:09:43]  Who else do we got?
[01:09:44]  We got Ghetto Farming.
[01:09:45]  Now, shut up your ass with that ghetto farming crap.
[01:09:49]  We got SP Boogeyman.
[01:09:51]  We got Dark Razors in the house.
[01:09:54]  We got Bad Egg Roll.
[01:09:56]  We've got Spermi the Brony.
[01:09:59]  Poop Newcomb.
[01:10:01]  HQO Derek E, Macroman.
[01:10:05]  See who else we got going.
[01:10:06]  Do we have any more engineer?
[01:10:11]  We got a couple of more here, so let's go ahead and say them.
[01:10:14]  We got American Moocher.
[01:10:17]  Shove it up your ass, American Moocher.
[01:10:19]  And I bet you're proud of that, you scumbag.
[01:10:22]  We got Dag Rockers.
[01:10:24]  We got Texas on Fire.
[01:10:26]  Shove it up your ass, you stupid jerk asses.
[01:10:29]  Enough with the Texas jokes, all right?
[01:10:32]  I mean, we got scorched earth over here for Christ's sake, and you people are laughing.
[01:10:36]  You're laughing about this crap.
[01:10:41]  Anyway, who the hell else do we got, for Christ's sake?
[01:10:45]  We've got ERPI22.
[01:10:49]  We've got Lone Star Roaster.
[01:10:52]  You son of a bitch.
[01:10:55]  You son of a goddamn bitch, for Christ's sake.
[01:10:58]  I'm telling you, look, I'm not going to do any more shout-outs if this is what you idiots are going to be doing.
[01:11:04]  I mean, there's nothing funny about Texas burning out here.
[01:11:08]  There's nothing funny about it.
[01:11:11]  We're suffering from the worst drought in our history, all right?
[01:11:15]  And there's nothing funny about sitting here laughing at Texas Burning.
[01:11:19]  There's nothing funny about it, asshole.
[01:11:23]  Anyway, let me say a few more shout-outs, and we're going to move on with the program.
[01:11:26]  We got Mauers.
[01:11:27]  We got Yez Yazari.

=== Sarah Palin and Black Snake Rage (15:27) ===

[01:11:30]  Where else we got?
[01:11:31]  We got Meteoy Junkie.
[01:11:33]  We've got Exara Hawks.
[01:11:37]  We got Hugh G. Rection.
[01:11:40]  We've got Cole Ox.
[01:11:43]  We've got Hot Deals in Texas.
[01:11:45]  Shit.
[01:11:45]  That's it.
[01:11:48]  Enough.
[01:11:48]  Enough of the goddamn stupid shout-out.
[01:11:51]  They don't deserve it.
[01:11:55]  That's enough.
[01:11:55]  That's enough, engineer.
[01:11:56]  Take it off.
[01:11:59]  I don't care.
[01:12:02]  Anyway, what's the next subject matter for Christ's sake?
[01:12:05]  We're talking about how Obama's telling the baby boomers that he's not going to include reforms to Social Security as a part of his program for deficit reduction, for Christ's sake.
[01:12:16]  But let me move on to another subject matter.
[01:12:18]  Let's talk a little bit about Sarah Palin, huh?
[01:12:21]  That's right.
[01:12:22]  I want to talk a little bit about Sarah Palin because, unfortunately, the news about Sarah Palin came out yesterday, and I wasn't here yesterday, and I want to kind of talk about it today.
[01:12:33]  Did anybody read the article that I tweeted about about Sarah Palin having a one-night stand with NBA star Glenn Rice?
[01:12:43]  Did anybody read that for Christ?
[01:12:44]  Nobody read that?
[01:12:46]  Oh, my God.
[01:12:47]  Can you believe Sarah Palin was looking for Alabama Black Snake before it was even popular?
[01:12:56]  I mean, I kid you not, for Christ's sake.
[01:12:59]  There's a new supposedly unauthorized biography that is coming out that not only airs out this particular soiree out of Sarah Palin's past, but according to the book, it talks about how, according to that investigation of this particular author, that Sarah Palin and Todd Palin like to do a little bit of the old, you know, the old blow.
[01:13:25]  They like the old white powder.
[01:13:27]  They like the old nose candy, if you know what I'm talking about, huh?
[01:13:32]  Yeah, they like doing a little blow every now and then, huh?
[01:13:35]  Now, of course, Todd Palin came out today and completely blasted the whole idea of all these allegations that are coming out by this character that's actually writing this book about Sarah Palin.
[01:13:48]  And, you know, to be completely honest with you, I mean, come on.
[01:13:51]  I mean, come on.
[01:13:55]  Come on.
[01:13:56]  You know it, and I know it.
[01:13:57]  I mean, why do you think I renounced the conservative movement, folks?
[01:14:02]  I mean, if you have listened to my old broadcast back when I was a conservative, the whole reason why I just am not a conservative any longer is because of that Eskimo bimbo.
[01:14:13]  And it's no surprise to me that old Sarah Palin was not only doing a little blow and going out there and beer guzzling out of a moose antler or whatever the hell she was doing in Alaska, but she had jungle fever.
[01:14:28]  She had jungle fever.
[01:14:30]  She had gungo fever.
[01:14:32]  She's got jungle fever.
[01:14:35]  Oh, my God.
[01:14:35]  I mean, I could not believe it.
[01:14:37]  Glenn Rice?
[01:14:39]  Glenn Rice.
[01:14:40]  Now, according to the report, Glenn Rice, who was a junior at Michigan State at the time, was out there in Anchorage, Alaska, attending some sort of collegiate basketball tournament of sorts.
[01:14:52]  And, of course, Sarah Palin, she was a news anchor, actually a sports reporter for some Anchorage news organization.
[01:15:00]  She happened to have been covering this particular college event, bumped into Glenn Rice, and according to Glenn, I mean, you know, he was pretty whooped on that Eskimo Poontang.
[01:15:11]  You know what I mean?
[01:15:13]  You know, I don't know, but I've been told.
[01:15:17]  I don't know, but I've been told.
[01:15:20]  Eskimo pussy is mighty cold.
[01:15:22]  Eskimo pussy is mighty cold.
[01:15:25]  Real cold, real cold.
[01:15:27]  I mean, you understand what I'm saying?
[01:15:28]  I mean, he was hooked.
[01:15:29]  He was sprung, baby.
[01:15:31]  I mean, you should read the words of Glenn Rice himself.
[01:15:35]  I mean, good God, he was just, he was just like, I just, she's always been a memory of mine.
[01:15:42]  I mean, I wonder.
[01:15:44]  You know, I wonder what, you know, because when this one-night stand happened in 1987 between Sarah Palin and what's his name, Glenn Rice, when this happened, two, three months later, she got married to Todd Palin.
[01:15:59]  Oh, how could she do that to old fruity ass Todd, right?
[01:16:04]  Like two or three months right after she had the horizontal mombo with Alabama Black Snake over here, two or three months later, she was out there getting married with Todd Palin, you know?
[01:16:16]  I wonder if even Todd Palin could even, you know, fit in the vaginal wall.
[01:16:20]  Never mind.
[01:16:21]  Anyway, I want to hear from you.
[01:16:22]  646-652-4869 is the number to call for Christ's sake.
[01:16:27]  All right, I mean, what do you think about Sarah Palin having jungle fever?
[01:16:31]  She got jungle fever.
[01:16:33]  Oh, man, she liked the Alabama black snake.
[01:16:37]  She got jungle fever.
[01:16:39]  I want to hear from you.
[01:16:40]  What are you going to say about this?
[01:16:41]  646-652-4869.
[01:16:43]  813, what do you think about Sarah Palin, an Alabama black snake?
[01:16:49]  Yeah, you're taking too long.
[01:16:51]  347, what do you think about Palin and Alabama Black Snake?
[01:16:53]  What is this, the weird science version of that freaking remake?
[01:17:05]  God damn it, you goddamn you two bastards.
[01:17:08]  Enough of that crap.
[01:17:09]  4017, what do you think about Palin and Alabama black snake?
[01:17:13]  It sickens me.
[01:17:15]  Is that going to make you not look her direction, knowing that Glenn Rice gave her the horizontal mombo and probably stretched out that uterus enough for the first kid to kind of slide through?
[01:17:27]  Well, I hated her before then, but I think she's going to lose love or support from the tea party due to flicking around with niggers.
[01:17:36]  That's not cool.
[01:17:37]  Come on.
[01:17:38]  Don't be racial for Christ's sake, all right?
[01:17:40]  Don't be racist here, all right?
[01:17:44]  There's nothing to be racist about here, all right?
[01:17:46]  She wanted some Alabama black snake, all right?
[01:17:49]  She was tired of the cold cock that she was getting out there in Alaska.
[01:17:54]  You know, she found this Glenn Rice, who was what, a six foot seven, you know, probably reminded her of a Zulu warrior or something that she used to read about in the Alaskan book store.
[01:18:06]  You know what I mean?
[01:18:07]  She probably got all hot and bothered when she interviewed him while he was sweating after a day's game for Christ's sake.
[01:18:13]  And lo and behold, you know, she went out and gave this guy some Eskimo poontang, you know?
[01:18:21]  I'm just saying.
[01:18:21]  You know, there's no reason to be sitting here getting racist for Christ's sake.
[01:18:24]  I mean, there's no reason for that whatsoever.
[01:18:29]  All right.
[01:18:30]  516, what do you think about Palin and Alabama Black Snake?
[01:18:34]  I think Glenn Rice got Fox Buy from going down on her.
[01:18:38]  Yeah, that was lame.
[01:18:39]  All right.
[01:18:40]  916, what's up?
[01:18:41]  What do you think about Alabama Black Snake and Sarah Palin?
[01:18:44]  I mean, in my personal opinion, Sarah Palin.
[01:18:47]  Shut up, you stupid moron.
[01:18:49]  563, what do you think about Alabama Black Snake and Sarah Palin?
[01:18:53]  What's up?
[01:18:54]  How you doing?
[01:18:55]  What do you think about it?
[01:18:58]  Wow.
[01:19:02]  I mean, this kid's speechless.
[01:19:04]  You want to know why this kid's speechless?
[01:19:05]  Because it's reminding him of his mother.
[01:19:08]  You know?
[01:19:09]  Oh, yeah.
[01:19:09]  I mean, she's right now at Applebee's, you know, during happy hour right now.
[01:19:13]  And this kid knows here at about 7 p.m., once the True Capitalist Radio Show is over, mom's going to come in with some idiot, preferably an ethnic minority.
[01:19:24]  And he's going to have to live this nightmare that I'm just saying on this broadcast.
[01:19:28]  You're going to have to live it, you know?
[01:19:32]  Anyway, let's continue going.
[01:19:33]  We're talking about Sarah Palin.
[01:19:35]  And the reason we're talking about her is because, according to this unauthorized biography, not only does she like doing a little blow, not only is she kind of a power-trippy, ambitious, and politicking type of a woman, but moreover, she apparently got jungle fever.
[01:19:54]  She got jungle fever.
[01:19:56]  Oh, man, she got jungle fucking fever.
[01:20:01]  So I want to hear from you.
[01:20:02]  I want to hear what you have to say about it.
[01:20:04]  646-652-4869.
[01:20:06]  It's number to call.
[01:20:08]  I want to hear what you have to say.
[01:20:09]  Let's take some Skype callers, shall we?
[01:20:12]  Let's see.
[01:20:12]  Ghost Computer, what's going on?
[01:20:15]  I'm speaking in a Stephen Hawking voice, and there's nothing you can do about it.
[01:20:20]  In fact, lol.
[01:20:22]  Yeah, here we go again.
[01:20:23]  Here's the Stephen Hawking caller.
[01:20:25]  You know, you get the Stephen Hawking voice and then, you suck, ghost.
[01:20:29]  I don't like you, you piece of crap.
[01:20:34]  Enough with the Stephen Hawking voice, please.
[01:20:36]  Can we get hyperstick?
[01:20:37]  What's going on?
[01:20:37]  What do you think about Alabama Black Snake and Sarah Palin?
[01:20:42]  Surprise doll.
[01:20:44]  Yeah, we can't understand you because you're 386SX computer.
[01:20:47]  What's up?
[01:20:48]  Strap on, what do you think about Alabama Black Snake and Sarah Palin?
[01:20:51]  They embraced that dishrag whore, Eskimo Bimbo, and they justified.
[01:20:56]  You son of a bitch.
[01:20:58]  All right.
[01:20:58]  And that wasn't even a good splice.
[01:21:00]  I would get a little upset if that sounded like I said it.
[01:21:02]  Didn't even sound like I said it.
[01:21:04]  Note party.
[01:21:05]  What do you think about Alabama Black Snake?
[01:21:07]  Oh, I think it's just wonderful.
[01:21:09]  Oh, my God.
[01:21:11]  Oh, now we got a trans-testicle.
[01:21:12]  I'm sure you love it, don't you?
[01:21:14]  Yeah, I do.
[01:21:16]  Oh, my God.
[01:21:18]  Are you the type of woman that these black guys like to go for?
[01:21:24]  They give you a decent hump and they convince you to finance a 78 Cadillac on dubs and you go out there and do it and then you end up a subject on Joe Brown's court show or something like that?
[01:21:35]  Well, I just recently became a woman.
[01:21:38]  You know, congratulations to me, but I, yeah.
[01:21:42]  Oh, my God.
[01:21:42]  Get this trans-testicle.
[01:21:44]  Get off, for Christ's sake.
[01:21:46]  Good Lord.
[01:21:49]  I mean, we're supposed to be talking about Sarah Palin wanting Alabama Black Snake before it was cool, for Christ's sake.
[01:21:56]  According to this unauthorized biography, she was out there doing the horizontal Nombo with NBA star Glenn Rice before it was cool to actually go out and cougar it with the ethnic minorities.
[01:22:08]  And I just want to know what some of these teabaggers have to say about it, because the teabaggers are the ones that are out here.
[01:22:13]  Oh, Sarah Palin's so great.
[01:22:15]  She's going to run for president.
[01:22:17]  She's going to save the conservative movement.
[01:22:20]  So, I mean, I want to hear what you have to say about it.
[01:22:22]  I mean, do you have anything to say about her having jungle fever?
[01:22:26]  She got jungle fever.
[01:22:29]  Let's see what you have to say about it.
[01:22:31]  Area code 215, what's up?
[01:22:33]  What do you think about Alabama Black Snake and Sarah Palin?
[01:22:36]  What makes me a good demo mon?
[01:22:38]  If I were a bad demo, mom, I wouldn't be.
[01:22:41]  Shut up.
[01:22:42]  786, what's up?
[01:22:44]  Alabama Black Snake.
[01:22:45]  It's Sarah Palin.
[01:22:54]  Yeah, that's what I want to hear.
[01:22:56]  The Alexis remix.
[01:22:58]  Jesus Christ.
[01:23:01]  Well, look, we're going to move on to another subject matter because it's obvious nobody gives two rats' asses about Sarah Palin, you know, getting the high-hard one from Glenn Rice and about her liking Alabama Black Snake before it was cool in 1987.
[01:23:14]  I do want to leave with this note, though.
[01:23:16]  It's no coincidence that her daughter, that disgusting, filthy whore that shitted out a kid during her teenage years to old Levi Johnson, because he looked good, you know, flashing a hockey stick or something.
[01:23:30]  It looks like that, you know, that gene of dirty dishrag whoreness kind of passed on to the, I don't know.
[01:23:39]  I'm just saying.
[01:23:39]  I'm just saying.
[01:23:41]  Anyway, folks, let's move on to another subject matter for Christ's sake.
[01:23:44]  Nobody gives a crap about Alabama Black Snake and Sarah Palin.
[01:23:48]  I do want to talk about the House of Representatives basically swearing in two new GOP members of the House.
[01:23:56]  And one of them was a special election having to do with Anthony Weiner's vacant seat.
[01:24:02]  And for all you folks that were around during that particular time, you know as well as I, we gave Anthony Wiener some hell.
[01:24:09]  All right.
[01:24:10]  We were out there calling him out.
[01:24:12]  All right?
[01:24:13]  Calling his ass out.
[01:24:15]  I mean, I was the first one as this stupid, ridiculous tweet little episode, Wienergate episode started.
[01:24:21]  The next day after that tweet, I prognosticated that this was a bunch of crap and that this guy basically did not know how to use his Twitter.
[01:24:29]  He thought he was sending a private message when he was broadcasting it to the world for Christ's sake.
[01:24:34]  All right?
[01:24:36]  And I'm glad that sniveling little weasel, that bureaucratic liberal jerk dick, Anthony Wiener, is no longer in power because he was an evasive, a bureaucratic worm, a man that wouldn't even say yes or no to a question.
[01:24:50]  He was a sniveling, connived piece of trash.
[01:24:53]  And I'm glad that he got exposed for the goddamn pervert that he was, for Christ's sake.
[01:25:01]  But anyway, I just wanted to make that announcement that, you know, GOP members, two of them, were sworn into the House yesterday.
[01:25:09]  But I want to continue on because I don't really want to talk about Wienergate because that asshole's ancient history.
[01:25:15]  I do want to talk a little bit about Facebook, you know?
[01:25:18]  Because Facebook supposedly is supposed to be this technology this technological juggernaut.
[01:25:25]  You know, this big, huge company that's supposed to have unlimited amounts of profit potential, so on and so forth.
[01:25:31]  Well, anyway, it looks like Facebook missed this quarter's revenue target.
[01:25:37]  Can you believe that?
[01:25:38]  Oh, yeah.
[01:25:39]  I mean, it looks like they're not selling out your information enough.
[01:25:42]  You know, I mean, you would think that they're data mining your habits.
[01:25:47]  They have ownership rights to your profile, your pictures, your likes, your blogs, anything that you post on there.
[01:25:56]  They're able to sell your information, your name, your number, your address, the whole nine yards.
[01:26:01]  And you mean to tell me that they missed this quarter's estimates for profit generation, for Christ's sake?
[01:26:08]  I mean, it's stupid.
[01:26:09]  Are you kidding me?
[01:26:10]  What are you doing, Zuckerberg?
[01:26:12]  What are you doing over there?
[01:26:13]  Playing with your Peter Shaft or something for Christ's sake, you stupid, kinky-haired bastard?
[01:26:19]  I mean, how in the hell can you miss a quarter's revenue estimates, Zuckerberg?
[01:26:25]  How can you do that?
[01:26:26]  You're not even public.
[01:26:27]  And this is the funny part about it.
[01:26:29]  They actually want to sell shares of Facebook on the stock market, which when they do that, it's called an initial public offering.
[01:26:36]  You know, when they first start selling shares, that's what it's called.
[01:26:38]  It's called IPO, initial public offering.
[01:26:41]  Well, they were supposed to have an initial public offering this year, and everybody was anticipating it, but no, because they missed the revenue target for this quarter, they are going to wait on that IPO until 2012, mid-2012, for Christ's sake.

=== Facebook's Initial Public Offering (04:20) ===

[01:26:57]  Can you believe that?
[01:26:58]  Huh?
[01:26:59]  Yeah, thanks, Zuckerberg.
[01:27:01]  This should go to show you that you're not the fucking tech genius that this whole stupid, dumbass, snibbling media is trying to make you out to be.
[01:27:07]  All right?
[01:27:08]  You're a disgusting, despicable, ridiculous, albino-looking fruit that happened to have ripped off the software from a bunch of assholes, and you ripped it off, you used it as your own, and now you're a billionaire.
[01:27:21]  And now you think that because you were able to do one of these maneuvers, these little dot-com maneuvers out here, you actually think that you're the next big thing in technology.
[01:27:30]  All right?
[01:27:31]  You did nothing, Zuckerberg.
[01:27:33]  You did nothing.
[01:27:35]  All right?
[01:27:35]  All you did was basically make everybody in America and everybody in the world relinquish their information, relinquish the rights to their faces, on their pictures, relinquish the rights to their blogs for free.
[01:27:50]  That's all you did.
[01:27:51]  All right?
[01:27:52]  What do you think that you got Microsoft basically partnering up with you there, Facebook?
[01:27:58]  They're going to eat your fucking lunch.
[01:28:00]  Excuse my French.
[01:28:01]  They're going to eat your freaking lunch, Zuckerberg.
[01:28:04]  You don't know what's going about to hit you.
[01:28:06]  And when you're out there like the asshole, I'm not going to name names about the old dot-comers that basically were left with their pecker shaft in their hand.
[01:28:14]  But when you're finally there, hopefully you listen to this broadcast and you remember, Ghost was right.
[01:28:19]  You know, I should have taken myself a little bit more seriously than believing the social network movie.
[01:28:27]  Anyway, once again, 646-652-4869.
[01:28:30]  Facebook delays its IPO after missing this quarter's revenue target.
[01:28:35]  Can you believe that?
[01:28:36]  I want to hear from you.
[01:28:37]  What do you got to say about it?
[01:28:38]  Area code 818.
[01:28:39]  What's up?
[01:28:39]  You're on the horn.
[01:28:40]  What do you think about Facebook?
[01:28:41]  So you've never seen a boomerang.
[01:28:46]  Stop drinking the cheap bottles of hooch.
[01:28:48]  All right.
[01:28:48]  347, what do you think about Facebook?
[01:28:50]  Pure science.
[01:28:58]  780, what's up?
[01:29:00]  What do you think about Facebook?
[01:29:02]  When I get older, I want to be a baby boomer.
[01:29:06]  That made no sense, you stupid nook.
[01:29:08]  Not to merit.
[01:29:09]  I want to be a baby boomer.
[01:29:11]  When I'm old, I want to milk capitalist money.
[01:29:14]  That doesn't make any kind of sense because there's not going to be anybody.
[01:29:17]  There's not going to be any left.
[01:29:19]  Sorry.
[01:29:19]  I know you want to be a moocher.
[01:29:20]  Can't do it.
[01:29:21]  Sorry, Fruit Bowl.
[01:29:23]  All right, maybe you could probably get a dollar passed to you in the glory hole serving sessions, okay, 780?
[01:29:28]  Texas, burn Texas, burn Texas, burn Texas, burn Texas.
[01:29:34]  That's your voice now?
[01:29:35]  Now you're like the top.
[01:29:37]  You went from a bottom to a top.
[01:29:39]  You're a top man now.
[01:29:40]  Is that it?
[01:29:41]  Hey, ghosts, can I say something serious?
[01:29:44]  No, can I say something serious to you?
[01:29:46]  I'll tell you what, let me call you back, and I'll say something serious to you.
[01:29:49]  How about that?
[01:29:49]  Let me give him a call back.
[01:29:51]  Give him a call back.
[01:29:54]  Stupid idiot.
[01:29:56]  Yeah, that's what I thought.
[01:29:58]  That's what I thought.
[01:29:59]  831, what's up?
[01:30:02]  Well, really?
[01:30:03]  Why would they even sell Facebook information in the first place?
[01:30:06]  I mean, you know, you're fucking everybody over in a way, and then everyone's insecure about privacy on the internet.
[01:30:12]  So, I mean, why?
[01:30:15]  Well, they're selling it because, you know, each little Facebook like and each information that you input on your Facebook profile is data mining compilation of you, of who you are.
[01:30:29]  You know what I'm saying?
[01:30:32]  And what they're going to do is they're going to basically sell the profile that is you.
[01:30:38]  So if you like, if you thumbs up this program, well, they probably put you in a demographic.
[01:30:44]  You know, I don't really know.
[01:30:46]  I have no idea how this works.
[01:30:48]  It's about algorithms.
[01:30:49]  It's about dumb shit like that.
[01:30:51]  And inevitably, they're selling this information.
[01:30:54]  How do you think they're making money, 831?
[01:30:55]  How do you think they're making money?
[01:30:57]  I honestly, people were, it's more advertising going on.
[01:31:00]  That's the only reason why I kind of thought they were making money.
[01:31:04]  Advertising?
[01:31:04]  Are you kidding me?
[01:31:05]  Do you think that supposedly this is a billion dollars?
[01:31:09]  Was it a $15 billion company, $28 billion, whatever it is?
[01:31:14]  Some humongous evaluation.
[01:31:16]  I think it's $60 billion.

=== Teacher Strikes and Algorithmic Ads (14:05) ===

[01:31:18]  Excuse me.
[01:31:18]  That's right.
[01:31:19]  Somebody just PM'd me and it's $60 billion evaluation.
[01:31:24]  $60 billion.
[01:31:25]  Now, where is that $60 billion coming from, man?
[01:31:30]  Where is it coming from?
[01:31:32]  It's coming from Facebook selling your information to advertisers.
[01:31:37]  All right?
[01:31:40]  Anyway, we're talking about Facebook here.
[01:31:42]  Once again, it's delaying its initial public offering into the stock market after missing a revenue target for the quarter.
[01:31:49]  And, I mean, doesn't this pretty much show any potential?
[01:31:53]  Oh, it's $45 billion, excuse me.
[01:31:57]  Doesn't this kind of ruin any type of potential of Mark Zuckerberg being the CEO if they can't even make a quarter?
[01:32:06]  I mean, I'm just saying.
[01:32:07]  I mean, they haven't even gone public yet, and Mark Zuckerberg is already posting losses here.
[01:32:12]  I mean, I'm just saying, anybody who happens to buy Facebook stock next year, you better go and have a hostile takeover and force Mark Zuckerberg to get the hell out of there.
[01:32:21]  You know what I'm saying?
[01:32:22]  Get him out of there.
[01:32:23]  Get him out.
[01:32:24]  Get out of there, Mark.
[01:32:26]  Get out of there with that disgusting-looking cream of some young whore girlfriend that you got.
[01:32:31]  Get out of there.
[01:32:35]  Anyway, 646-652-4869 is the number to call.
[01:32:38]  We're going to move on to another subject matter.
[01:32:41]  All right.
[01:32:41]  Now, I want to talk a little bit about another teacher strike that's happening in the United States of America.
[01:32:47]  Can you believe this?
[01:32:48]  Another teacher strike.
[01:32:50]  Oh, like these teachers are just, you know, they're just so underpaid.
[01:32:54]  You know, it's just, oh, my God.
[01:32:57]  Anyway, it's out of Tacoma, Washington.
[01:32:59]  All right.
[01:33:01]  This is a strike in the third largest school district in Washington.
[01:33:07]  28,000 students were kept home today because these disgusting teachers, these disgusting, despicable teachers want to renegotiate their collective contract.
[01:33:23]  Yeah, that's right.
[01:33:24]  And you see, they've already filed injunctions.
[01:33:27]  I mean, a judge has already ordered these teachers, hey, don't, you know, you were ordered not to go out and strike, but they went out and struck anyway.
[01:33:35]  Now, why are they striking, huh?
[01:33:37]  Why are they striking?
[01:33:39]  I'll tell you what.
[01:33:40]  Because according to them, they've been working without a contract since September 1st, and that's just unacceptable to them.
[01:33:50]  That's just completely unacceptable to them.
[01:33:52]  So now they're taking them onto a strike.
[01:33:55]  And guess what?
[01:33:56]  How much do you think that these teachers on average make in this little Washington area?
[01:34:02]  What makes you think?
[01:34:03]  How much do you think?
[01:34:05]  How much do you think they're making?
[01:34:06]  If they're going out and they're striking, you would think that they're getting paid, what, $25K?
[01:34:14]  You know, maybe $30K?
[01:34:15]  They're barely able to make it, you know?
[01:34:18]  Wrong.
[01:34:19]  They're getting paid $63,793.
[01:34:26]  $63,793 a year.
[01:34:30]  And they got three months off, folks.
[01:34:32]  Always remember that.
[01:34:34]  That's the average.
[01:34:35]  Of course, you get seniority pay.
[01:34:37]  As a teacher, you get paid an extra, what is it, $1,000, $1,500, $2,000, whatever it is per year that you are with the district.
[01:34:45]  So let's say you've been in the district for about 30 years.
[01:34:49]  You could be a teacher that's making over $100,000 a year.
[01:34:52]  I kid you not.
[01:34:53]  It's happening in today's America.
[01:34:55]  All right?
[01:34:56]  You take a look at some of these old teachers that are in your schools that have been there for 30 years.
[01:35:00]  These idiots are actually making over $100,000.
[01:35:03]  I'm not joking, man.
[01:35:04]  I'm not joking.
[01:35:08]  So now they're acting like, you know, and these are the people that are supposed to be educating our children.
[01:35:13]  All right?
[01:35:14]  They're going out and they're striking because they are not happy with the $63,000 and change that they get on average as a group, as a teacher.
[01:35:24]  So they're going out on strike and they're keeping 28,000 kids at home in Washington.
[01:35:29]  And it's just unbelievably disgraceful.
[01:35:31]  I mean, this is why I'm saying, folks, I mean, look at the teachers.
[01:35:35]  Look at the way they're acting, you know?
[01:35:37]  And they're acting this way because they're not getting tenure, lifetime tenure anymore.
[01:35:42]  They're acting this way because they don't have these seniority pays and they don't have all these ridiculous bureaucratic mechanisms to prevent firing incompetent teachers, so on and so forth.
[01:35:53]  This is why they're striking.
[01:35:55]  They're not striking for the money.
[01:35:56]  They're striking because they don't want to be held responsible for their work.
[01:36:00]  They don't want to be held responsible for their job.
[01:36:03]  They want to protect bad teachers.
[01:36:06]  They want to protect bad people.
[01:36:07]  That's why they're striking.
[01:36:08]  They're not striking because they care about the children.
[01:36:11]  If they cared about the children, we wouldn't be in the predicament that we're in today, for Christ's sake.
[01:36:17]  So for these teachers in Washington, in Tacoma, to be striking, you all should be ashamed of yourself.
[01:36:23]  And let me tell you something.
[01:36:25]  It'll be a great day.
[01:36:26]  A great goddamn day in American history when all these teachers and all these administrators and all these bureaucrats are in the same unemployment line that most of these people in the private sector are right now.
[01:36:42]  I'm telling you this right now.
[01:36:44]  We need an all-out privatization of education.
[01:36:47]  Do you understand?
[01:36:48]  I mean, if I were president, I would completely get rid of the Department of Education.
[01:36:53]  I would get rid of it completely.
[01:36:55]  I would sell all the classrooms, all the schoolhouses all over America to speculators and investors and have them turn them into a goddamn apartment house or a goddamn shopping center.
[01:37:09]  I don't care.
[01:37:12]  We need to get rid of these disgusting, despicable teachers because they have done enough damage to our country, and I'm sick of them.
[01:37:18]  I'm sick of them.
[01:37:19]  And then they have the audacity to sit over here and strike.
[01:37:22]  You know what, teachers?
[01:37:23]  Piss off all of you disgusting, sniveling pieces of bureaucratic crap.
[01:37:28]  All right?
[01:37:29]  Piss off all you.
[01:37:30]  I spit on you, teachers.
[01:37:31]  I spit on.
[01:37:34]  I spit on you, dumb pieces of crap.
[01:37:36]  You're teaching our children nothing.
[01:37:38]  You're teaching her children nothing.
[01:37:39]  You're overpaid babysitters, for Christ's sake.
[01:37:42]  And you want more money?
[01:37:44]  I spit on you, T. Push, spit on all of you.
[01:37:50]  You piece of trash.
[01:37:51]  You're going to go out here and strike for Christ's sake.
[01:37:54]  You stupid, dumb, snibbling little bureaucratic pieces of weasel crap.
[01:37:59]  All right?
[01:38:00]  Screw all you teachers.
[01:38:01]  And if you're a teacher and you're getting pissed, talk Katie.
[01:38:05]  listen to it and like it 646-652-4869.
[01:38:19]  Huh?
[01:38:19]  Are you a teacher?
[01:38:20]  Huh?
[01:38:20]  Are you a little upset at the things that I'm saying here?
[01:38:23]  Why don't you provide some substance on the debating table right now?
[01:38:25]  How about that?
[01:38:26]  Why don't you provide some goddamn substance on the debating table and I'll make you look lower than a leprechaun's nutsack?
[01:38:33]  646-652-4869 is the number to call for Christ's sake.
[01:38:37]  I want to hear from you.
[01:38:39]  Area code 832, what do you think about these pussywhipped teachers?
[01:38:43]  Oh, yeah.
[01:38:44]  Oh, it's Ash.
[01:38:45]  And I was in my classroom today.
[01:38:49]  And there is.
[01:38:50]  Hey, you got bean and cheese, or is your mom at Applebee's?
[01:38:54]  I love it.
[01:38:55]  I just want to talk for real.
[01:39:02]  That was pretty lulzy, you've got to admit.
[01:39:05]  That was pretty lulzy there that I did.
[01:39:06]  For all you folks that don't know what I'm talking about, obviously you're not following me on Twitter.
[01:39:10]  So, you know.
[01:39:15]  Anyway, let's see what else we got going on.
[01:39:17]  Area code 201, what do you think about these teachers?
[01:39:19]  Hope you had a happy 9-11 day, also fuck niggas and social media.
[01:39:25]  What, did you put on your chimp or something?
[01:39:27]  What the hell was that, for Christ's sake?
[01:39:28]  It sounded like a freaking baboon.
[01:39:30]  718, what's up?
[01:39:31]  What do you think about the teachers?
[01:39:33]  We see bronies in the White House.
[01:39:35]  You understand what I'm saying?
[01:39:37]  Here we go with another brony splicer, for Christ's sake.
[01:39:40]  Give me a freaking break, you over feminized fruit bowl.
[01:39:43]  571, what do you think about the teachers?
[01:39:48]  Fuck the police.
[01:39:50]  Well, I agree with you, but I'm not talking about the police right now.
[01:39:53]  I'm talking about the teachers.
[01:39:54]  What do you think about them?
[01:39:56]  Oh, they're gay.
[01:39:58]  Well, I mean, to be honest with you, they're not really gay.
[01:40:02]  They're young, disgusting dishrag whores out there in today's teaching America.
[01:40:08]  I mean, why don't you take a look at how many of these dishrag whores are going out there and banging 13, 14-year-old boys out there?
[01:40:15]  How about that, huh?
[01:40:17]  Blonde bimbos that would be, you know, showing their tits off at the club or going out there hopping on a little boy's weewees that are out there in school for Christ's sake.
[01:40:26]  I mean, that's how sick this goddamn education system has gotten for Christ's sake.
[01:40:33]  Anyway, 347, what do you think about teachers?
[01:40:36]  Ghost, you drink Johnny Walker Boole, right?
[01:40:39]  You're damn right.
[01:40:40]  So how come when you get angry, all we hear is cans, no glass bottles?
[01:40:45]  Well, because first of all, I got a whole bunch of crap.
[01:40:48]  I've got a whole bunch of crap here in my goddamn desk for Christ's sake.
[01:40:52]  Whole bunch of crap here for Christ's sake.
[01:40:54]  You understand?
[01:40:55]  I mean, what am I going to do when I break bottles?
[01:40:57]  What am I going to cut my feet?
[01:40:59]  You stupid idiot, for Christ's sake.
[01:41:01]  I mean, goddamn it.
[01:41:02]  I mean, I'm just throwing stuff around here to pisses me off.
[01:41:06]  You see that crap?
[01:41:08]  Throw this clap around.
[01:41:10]  All this crap here, for Christ's sake.
[01:41:15]  So don't go.
[01:41:16]  Don't sit over here.
[01:41:16]  How come I don't hear bottles?
[01:41:19]  I like a good glass bottle in the anal passage.
[01:41:21]  That's why I'm saying they've got a bottle fetish.
[01:41:25]  Silly bastard.
[01:41:26]  780, what do you think about teachers?
[01:41:28]  Ghost, we should group poop together.
[01:41:31]  Yeah, I'm sure you would enjoy that there, you over-feminized top man fruit bowl.
[01:41:35]  HT Access, what's up?
[01:41:36]  What do you think about teachers?
[01:41:41]  You're playing with your Peter Popper.
[01:41:42]  Who else?
[01:41:42]  337, what's up?
[01:41:43]  What do you think about these teachers?
[01:41:45]  Yeah, man, I'm totally with you.
[01:41:47]  Fuck those teachers, man.
[01:41:49]  Oh, yeah.
[01:41:50]  Dude, I'm loving your show, man.
[01:41:51]  Today's show, this is going to set the record, man.
[01:41:55]  Yeah, you should listen more often, for Christ's sake.
[01:41:57]  This ain't nothing.
[01:41:58]  580, what's up?
[01:41:59]  What do you think about the?
[01:42:00]  I think I already called on your ass.
[01:42:01]  Get that.
[01:42:02]  Get him off.
[01:42:04]  304, what do you think about the teachers?
[01:42:08]  Okay.
[01:42:10]  You brought something up, and that actually reminds me of something that happened to my school last year.
[01:42:14]  Go ahead.
[01:42:16]  All right.
[01:42:17]  It was either 9th or 10th grade.
[01:42:19]  I can't remember which.
[01:42:20]  But there was this rumor going around that one of our teachers was having sex with kids for A's.
[01:42:34]  For A's?
[01:42:35]  Okay.
[01:42:35]  For A's, yeah.
[01:42:36]  Turns out that rumor was true.
[01:42:39]  They were caught.
[01:42:41]  Oh, my God.
[01:42:41]  They were caught doing it on the day.
[01:42:43]  I swear to God.
[01:42:45]  I mean, well, how old was the child?
[01:42:48]  The story I got is that she was 16 and that they were apparently dating.
[01:42:57]  Oh, my God.
[01:42:58]  That's just disgusting.
[01:43:00]  But that doesn't, I mean, that doesn't surprise me, man.
[01:43:03]  That's what teachers utilize education for now.
[01:43:06]  They use it.
[01:43:06]  It's a meat market.
[01:43:08]  It's a freaking meat market for these teachers out here.
[01:43:11]  You know what I'm saying?
[01:43:12]  I mean, just imagine these disgusting bureaucrats, you know, just kind of looking at these kids like pieces of meat.
[01:43:16]  They're like, oh, man, look at that one, huh?
[01:43:18]  Oh, my God.
[01:43:19]  I wonder if they got hair down there.
[01:43:21]  Oh, yeah.
[01:43:22]  I'm not joking, man.
[01:43:23]  This is sick America.
[01:43:25]  This is America, for Christ's sake.
[01:43:30]  Anyway, I want to, I'm going to move on to another sub.
[01:43:34]  Let's take a couple of more callers.
[01:43:35]  Maybe there's a teacher that's going to call up and I don't know, give the teaching community some kind of credibility or save their face or something.
[01:43:43]  Because they're looking lower than Minnie Me's nads right now.
[01:43:47]  I'm literally tearing them a new one.
[01:43:49]  417, what do you think about teachers?
[01:43:52]  Well, Ghost, in a past call, you didn't allow me to say, hey, ghost.
[01:43:58]  Yeah, well, you're a stumbling, mumbling little jerk.
[01:44:01]  That's why.
[01:44:02]  571, what do you think about teachers?
[01:44:05]  They're gay.
[01:44:07]  They're gay?
[01:44:09]  Didn't I just call on you for Christ's sake?
[01:44:11]  God damn it.
[01:44:13]  Why don't you go eat a taco or something for Christ's sake?
[01:44:15]  516, what's up?
[01:44:16]  What do you think about teachers?
[01:44:18]  I actually have a similar story going on in our school.
[01:44:22]  Go ahead.
[01:44:22]  Yeah, it was basically happening in middle school.
[01:44:26]  There was this guy called Mr. Burke, I think.
[01:44:29]  And there was a rumor going around saying that he was taking pornographic pictures of the kids and then sending it on the internet.
[01:44:38]  I actually heard it out in this rumor.
[01:44:40]  And one time I actually walked up the stairs and I entered a room.
[01:44:45]  I opened the door.
[01:44:46]  He got on the floor.
[01:44:48]  Are you sure that you weren't taking care of this teacher's Johnson?
[01:44:53]  I mean, it sounds like the over-femininity in your voice.
[01:44:57]  It sounds like you were fluffing up this goddamn teacher before class every day.
[01:45:01]  I mean, are you okay, son?
[01:45:07]  Are you going to say 516?
[01:45:08]  Did I just yank you out of the closet?
[01:45:09]  Are you all right?
[01:45:10]  Oh, he hung.
[01:45:12]  Oh, come on.
[01:45:18]  Anyway, I'm just saying, you know, I mean, you heard this idiot.
[01:45:22]  You thought he was going to troll for Christ's sake.

=== Matt Leinard and USC Drama (03:10) ===

[01:45:23]  I mean, you could hear it in his voice.
[01:45:25]  He was half laughing before he said it, for Christ's sake.
[01:45:28]  And then when I made him look lower than Roseanne Barr chasing after a greasy cheeseburger with her fat, jelly-ass hands tied behind her back, all of a sudden this guy hung up the damn phone because he knows I'm yanking him right out of the Fruit Bowl closet.
[01:45:42]  Let's see, who else we got going on?
[01:45:43]  404, what's up?
[01:45:44]  You're on the air.
[01:45:45]  What do you think about teachers?
[01:45:46]  Hey, Ghost, I actually wanted to talk about student loans.
[01:45:50]  All right, go ahead, man.
[01:45:52]  It's actually very easy to get around them.
[01:45:54]  All you have to do is join the Marine Corps and get an honorable discharge.
[01:45:57]  And they'll pay for college and they'll pay household allowance depending on your rank.
[01:46:02]  So it's actually pretty easy to get around that and not having to pay for it.
[01:46:06]  Well, no, I agree with you on that.
[01:46:07]  Believe it or not, I mean, that is a very easy way on getting all student loans paid off.
[01:46:12]  But do you actually believe that these losers out here would actually do that?
[01:46:16]  I mean, you know, they barely got through college.
[01:46:18]  You know that the average BSBA actually takes six freaking years to get.
[01:46:23]  You know, what used to take four years now takes six years because Billy wants to go out and party.
[01:46:29]  You know, he wants to go out and hit beer bongs.
[01:46:30]  He wants to go out and, you know, hit 18-year-old Poontang.
[01:46:34]  You know, that's what they want to do.
[01:46:35]  So they're going to take six years for Christ's sake.
[01:46:37]  It was like that one year.
[01:46:38]  Remember when Reggie Bush was playing for USC and Matt Leinert was like the star quarterback, man?
[01:46:45]  They had won every game they played for three years straight.
[01:46:48]  Y'all remember this?
[01:46:50]  Y'all remember this crap?
[01:46:51]  Anyway, Matt Leinard on his third year, his junior year, he was actually being wanted.
[01:46:57]  He was being courted by the NFL to go out and just skip his senior year and go right into the NFL and make millions.
[01:47:05]  You know, make millions.
[01:47:06]  But you know what this idiot did?
[01:47:08]  He decided to take another year.
[01:47:10]  You know?
[01:47:11]  Another year at USC.
[01:47:12]  Now, why would Leinert give up millions of dollars and play another year at USC?
[01:47:19]  I'll tell you why.
[01:47:21]  Because he's a dumb jock.
[01:47:23]  All right?
[01:47:24]  Because he didn't want to have any responsibility.
[01:47:26]  Because it was easy to be a cool college kid.
[01:47:29]  It was easy to finger bang 18, 19-year-old freshman, for Christ's sake.
[01:47:33]  That's why.
[01:47:34]  All right?
[01:47:35]  Where's Matt Leinard at now?
[01:47:37]  He's getting goddamn water for the first string quarterback at Arizona, for Christ's sake.
[01:47:42]  That's what Matt Leinard's doing.
[01:47:45]  So my point is, is that school sucks.
[01:47:49]  It actually screws up people's heads.
[01:47:53]  It screws up people's heads, for Christ's sake.
[01:47:55]  Matt Leinard should have jumped ship, went right in the NFL.
[01:47:58]  We'd probably be seeing him start for some team right now.
[01:48:01]  But no.
[01:48:04]  This asshole decided, hey, man, I'm Mr. USC.
[01:48:07]  I'm Matt Leinard, for Christ's sake.
[01:48:09]  I pulled my balls out of my pants.
[01:48:10]  I got broads on their knees begging to shine them up.
[01:48:15]  I mean, that's how he felt.
[01:48:16]  That's what he did.
[01:48:17]  It's just disgraceful, for Christ's sake.
[01:48:22]  Anyway, I'm sorry.
[01:48:23]  I didn't mean to get off on that tirate, but the reason I'm doing it is because, you know, people don't want to meet up to their full potential.
[01:48:32]  All right?

=== Postal Service Unfunded Liabilities (08:30) ===

[01:48:34]  Anyway, before I move on to another subject matter, once again, we were talking about how Washington teachers defied judge orders and went on strike because, oh, they don't have contracts.
[01:48:46]  Even though the average teacher in this district makes $63,000 in change, that's not good enough for them.
[01:48:54]  No, that's not good.
[01:48:55]  To be an overpaid babysitter, they need a lot more money than that.
[01:48:59]  And now 28,000 people or 28,000 students have stayed home today out there in Tacoma, Washington because of these scumbag bureaucrats.
[01:49:07]  And let me tell you something.
[01:49:08]  These people are lucky that I'm in nowhere near Washington because I would take a goddamn train.
[01:49:15]  I would take a damn car ride over there and get my pimp hands strong at the organizers of this strike.
[01:49:22]  I kid you not.
[01:49:22]  That's what these people really need.
[01:49:23]  That's all anybody really needs.
[01:49:25]  A good swift kick in the ass into reality.
[01:49:27]  You know, a good slap back into reality, for Christ's sake.
[01:49:32]  All right?
[01:49:33]  I mean, these teachers should be ashamed of themselves.
[01:49:35]  They're utilizing the children so they can get paid more.
[01:49:38]  They're extorting the taxpayer.
[01:49:40]  They're extorting the taxpayer, and you should be ashamed of yourself, all you scumbag teachers.
[01:49:44]  All of you.
[01:49:48]  Anyway, let's get to another part of the subject matter.
[01:49:50]  I want to talk about the postal service.
[01:49:53]  That's right.
[01:49:54]  You want to talk about government incompetence since we're talking about teachers.
[01:49:57]  Let's go ahead and talk about the goddamn post office and the postal service that's ran by our government.
[01:50:04]  Have you heard about this?
[01:50:05]  Our damn little postal service that's ran by our government, which, you know, you've got a lot of ass clowns out here that want to expand our government who believe government does everything great.
[01:50:15]  This goddamn postal service is get this.
[01:50:18]  It lost $8.5 billion last year.
[01:50:23]  It lost $8.5 billion last year.
[01:50:27]  That's what it lost.
[01:50:28]  All right?
[01:50:29]  And why did it lose that?
[01:50:30]  Well, because all the bureaucrats that are within there, all the bureaucrats that are giving themselves bonuses, all the bureaucrats that are, you know, utilizing the perks of being some bureaucrat and taking Lear Jets from here to there, I mean, they're just being unadulterated bureaucrats for Christ's sake.
[01:50:47]  And it's no wonder why we got an $8.5 billion loss in the Postal Service last year.
[01:50:53]  Well, anyway, they're finally going to do something about it.
[01:50:55]  They are going to cut 35,000 jobs from the Postal Service.
[01:51:00]  That's right.
[01:51:01]  35,000 jobs for the Postal Service.
[01:51:03]  Moreover, local mail, like if you wanted to send mail to Billy across town or something, it usually takes one to two days to get a letter from point A to point B.
[01:51:16]  Well, now, local mail is going to take you two to three days now.
[01:51:21]  And there's no more Saturday deliveries.
[01:51:25]  And they're going to start evaluating a lot of these post offices that are no longer needed on the post office repertoire, for Christ's sake.
[01:51:32]  So what I'm saying is, folks, is that because our government little system of the post office is so incompetent, they basically pissed away money.
[01:51:41]  They gave themselves big bonuses.
[01:51:43]  They blew money like it was going out of style.
[01:51:46]  Now the taxpayer has to have services cut back from them because these idiot bureaucrats couldn't, they couldn't keep the books right, for Christ's sake.
[01:51:57]  They couldn't keep up the books.
[01:51:58]  No, you want to know why you should care?
[01:52:00]  Because government sucks, and anything that government runs goes to piss.
[01:52:05]  So for all you liberals that want to continue to grow government, why don't you take a look at the Postal Service, huh?
[01:52:11]  Why don't you take a look at the goddamn Postal Service for Christ's sake?
[01:52:15]  It's a perfect example of incompetent government.
[01:52:20]  Silly bastards.
[01:52:21]  Let me go ahead and take some calls here.
[01:52:22]  646-652-4869 is number to call.
[01:52:26]  What do you think about the pussy with social service?
[01:52:28]  The Postal Service, excuse me.
[01:52:30]  The hell do you think about it?
[01:52:31]  Area code 239.
[01:52:32]  What do you think about the Postal Service?
[01:52:34]  Hey, ghost.
[01:52:35]  I heard that Texas changed their state song to this.
[01:52:44]  You could have picked a better fruitier song, you know, to get more lols, for Christ's sake.
[01:52:47]  That was horrible.
[01:52:49]  631, what do you think about the Postal Service?
[01:52:52]  How's the weather in Texas, you racist?
[01:52:57]  Are you a male or a female?
[01:52:59]  I'm your mom.
[01:53:02]  Are you a male or a female?
[01:53:03]  Seriously, I can't tell.
[01:53:04]  I mean, you sound like you kind of sound like a bulldyke that's got some leftover.
[01:53:09]  No, no, you sound like a bulldyke with some leftover, like, I guess, crustated pussy secretion in your throat because it's kind of making you sound a little raspy.
[01:53:19]  Are you okay there, 631?
[01:53:21]  Some fire that's burning across Texas.
[01:53:23]  I see your house.
[01:53:26]  Now, this is a little kid.
[01:53:27]  Get this.
[01:53:27]  Get this stupid, disgusting little kid.
[01:53:29]  Get him off for Christ's sake.
[01:53:31]  That's Chas Bono, if I've ever heard it for Christ.
[01:53:34]  That's Chasbona.
[01:53:35]  Get out of here.
[01:53:37]  Anyway, 916, what's up?
[01:53:39]  What do you think about the damn Postal Service?
[01:53:42]  The trolls.
[01:53:44]  Now, they persecute people.
[01:53:46]  And these trolls have found somewhere, somebody, that have engineered.
[01:53:51]  Shut up.
[01:53:52]  All right.
[01:53:52]  Just sit there and shut your stumbling, mumbling, drunk old ass up, all right?
[01:53:57]  405.
[01:53:58]  What do you think about the Postal Service?
[01:54:00]  Hey, uh, I just wanted to address the Sarah Palin thing.
[01:54:02]  I never got a chance to see what I just said.
[01:54:04]  Is that all right?
[01:54:05]  Go ahead.
[01:54:06]  All I wanted to say is, and I think you can agree, other than Sarah Palin being dumb as a fucking brick, hey, she might be a good lay, you know.
[01:54:13]  What do you think?
[01:54:15]  Give me a break.
[01:54:16]  Are you kidding me?
[01:54:17]  That's how that skankosaurus got by in life, you dumb stupid idiot.
[01:54:21]  All right, it's assholes like you that think with your little head instead of actually with your brain that makes that kind of assumption for Christ's sake.
[01:54:29]  Do you understand that?
[01:54:30]  Why do you think that the conservative movement got go got so goddamn gogga over this stupid Sarah Palin?
[01:54:36]  Because just like you said, these stupid old hard legs are all, oh, well, she's hot.
[01:54:41]  She looks like a MILF.
[01:54:42]  So I think I'm just going to disregard her complete gunsky ideology and just go right and vote for her because she's hot.
[01:54:51]  I mean, are you kidding me?
[01:54:53]  I mean, and moreover, I mean, would you still bang her even though she took some Alabama black snake in 1987, you know, before it was popular for Christ's sake?
[01:55:02]  I mean, that was like back during Drive and Miss Daisy days.
[01:55:05]  You remember that?
[01:55:07]  I mean, you know, that's pretty, you know, pretty hardcore for the time, if you want my personal opinion.
[01:55:11]  You know, and this is before the whole movie jungle fever.
[01:55:13]  You know?
[01:55:14]  I'm just saying, you know, I mean, right after the whole Glenn Rice alleged one-night stand between Glenn Rice and Sarah Palin, just to think that two months later, Todd Palin married the Skankosaurus.
[01:55:27]  And like I said, I mean, I'm sure there's so much goddamn room in that uterus hole that the damn first kid just kind of slided on through for Christ's sake.
[01:55:34]  You know what I'm saying?
[01:55:36]  You know, throwing up batons and pom-poms and crap.
[01:55:39]  There was that much room in that son of a bitch.
[01:55:43]  Anyway, let me go ahead and continue.
[01:55:44]  Go.
[01:55:44]  We're supposed to be talking about the Postal Service here.
[01:55:47]  All right.
[01:55:49]  Area Code 508.
[01:55:50]  What do you think about the Postal Service?
[01:55:53]  Yeah, Ghost.
[01:55:53]  Here's a really good reason, actually, why the Postal Service is doing so badly.
[01:55:57]  Can I tell you without getting interrupted?
[01:56:00]  Go ahead.
[01:56:01]  All right.
[01:56:02]  So in 2006, Representative Darrell Issa, he headed the committee that passed the Postal Accountability Enhancement Act, which requires the Post Office to fund their health benefits for all their employees and all future employees for 75 years in the future.
[01:56:20]  They already have 42 billion saved.
[01:56:22]  So basically, it's more like a Republican thing to try and kill the Post Office.
[01:56:26]  They have the money, but they're just not allowed to spend it.
[01:56:30]  No, no, they don't got the money.
[01:56:32]  They don't have the money.
[01:56:33]  They have unfunded liabilities going on.
[01:56:36]  All right.
[01:56:36]  They got unfunded liabilities.
[01:56:39]  I mean, what was it?
[01:56:39]  What was it like five years ago?
[01:56:41]  They spent like two billion dollars on some ridiculous advertising campaign in an attempt to get people more enthralled with the post office for Christ's sake.
[01:56:50]  I mean, it's just it's ridiculous.
[01:56:52]  All right.
[01:56:52]  I mean, they they ain't got the money.
[01:56:54]  Where are they going to get the money?
[01:56:55]  What's Social Security?
[01:56:57]  Social Security's already been borrowed like four or fifteen times over for Christ's sake.
[01:57:03]  You know what I mean?
[01:57:04]  They ain't got the money.

=== Syria Military Violence Escalation (02:48) ===

[01:57:05]  All right.
[01:57:06]  It's over.
[01:57:06]  That's it for the damn Postal Service.
[01:57:08]  All right.
[01:57:09]  That's it.
[01:57:11]  I mean, we should be playing taps for that stupid, ridiculous bureaucracy right now.
[01:57:16]  I mean, let's start playing it right now for the damn Postal Service, because it's over.
[01:57:28]  All right, it's over.
[01:57:29]  215, what's up?
[01:57:30]  What do you think about the Postal Service?
[01:57:32]  Word around the office is you've got a fat talk.
[01:57:35]  Yes, I do.
[01:57:37]  Jesus Christ, this gay pornography, for Christ's sake.
[01:57:41]  It's enough of that crap.
[01:57:44]  Anyway, let me move on to another subject matter.
[01:57:46]  We're running out of time here.
[01:57:47]  Good God, I didn't realize the time was going by so goddamn fast here.
[01:57:51]  Let me go ahead and move on to another subject matter.
[01:57:54]  Another 12 dead in Syria as Bashar al-Assad continues to assault its own people just so he can sustain his own totalitarian bureaucratic power.
[01:58:04]  So once again, another day, more deaths in Syria.
[01:58:09]  Bashar al-Assad, the totalitarian leader of Syria, just does not want to relinquish power.
[01:58:15]  The people have basically risen up.
[01:58:17]  They don't want to have him as leader anymore.
[01:58:19]  He doesn't want to leave.
[01:58:21]  So as a result, he's killing people like dogs in the street.
[01:58:25]  He's ordering his military to just shoot people down.
[01:58:29]  No questions asked.
[01:58:30]  I've even tweeted a couple of these violent episodes that have been caught on camera out there in Syria for Christ's sake.
[01:58:36]  And I cannot believe that we can actually back up this whole idea in Libya, which, and I continue to say it and I will continue to say it, these rebels in Libya are tied to al-Qaeda.
[01:58:50]  Our own State Department website used to have this before we went into this ridiculous military theater out there.
[01:58:56]  But we are actually helping assholes in Libya that have ties with al-Qaeda.
[01:59:02]  And we're arming these pricks and we're basically turning these idiots into better soldiers.
[01:59:08]  We're training them.
[01:59:10]  Meanwhile, we've got people in Syria dying like dogs.
[01:59:14]  You understand that?
[01:59:15]  They are dying.
[01:59:16]  I mean, almost 3,000, seven months since this uprising started.
[01:59:21]  Seven months, 3,000 people dead.
[01:59:25]  And it wasn't until August the United Nations finally started to, I don't know, say something, pass some ridiculous resolution or some sort.
[01:59:33]  I mean, finally, President Obama says, oh, you know, this is not right, Bashar, and you've got to stop it.
[01:59:40]  It's ridiculous.
[01:59:41]  And I cannot believe that the international community is falling on deaf ears as it relates to this crime against humanity.
[01:59:48]  Do you understand?
[01:59:49]  Death to Bashar al-Assad.
[01:59:51]  Death, death, death to Bashar al-Assad.

=== Implementing Chat Room Martial Law (06:49) ===

[01:59:54]  And you can tell them I said that.
[01:59:57]  You can tell them I said that.
[02:00:01]  Death to Bashar al-Assad.
[02:00:04]  And let me tell you something right now.
[02:00:06]  I don't know what's going to happen with this Syrian situation.
[02:00:10]  But it doesn't look like Bashar al-Assad is going to stop killing his own people anytime soon.
[02:00:15]  And I think that's ridiculously sick.
[02:00:18]  Anyway, folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
[02:00:21]  We are now in the third and final hour of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
[02:00:26]  And of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
[02:00:31]  And once again, folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
[02:00:34]  Before we get into anything else, I'd like for everybody to please retweet the broadcast.
[02:00:39]  All right, go to the forums, go to the blogs, go to the social networks, and spread it around like wildfire and let everybody know that True Capitalist Radio is in effect and in the house.
[02:00:50]  Moreover, we got all kinds of little buttons underneath the player there.
[02:00:53]  All right, we got little Facebook like buttons.
[02:00:55]  We got little retweet this buttons, share this buttons.
[02:00:59]  Use and abuse those buttons, baby.
[02:01:01]  All right?
[02:01:02]  It's just a freaking click for Christ's sake.
[02:01:05]  It's just a freaking click.
[02:01:09]  Anyway, before we move on to anything else, let me see.
[02:01:12]  Do we have any other goddamn shout-outs there?
[02:01:15]  Do we have any shout-outs whatsoever?
[02:01:21]  Well, according to him, we got a few shout-outs.
[02:01:24]  And, of course, if you want to shout out right here, right now, live on the True Capitalist Radio broadcast, well, by God, go ahead and follow me on Twitter and retweet the first tweet on my Twitter account.
[02:01:34]  All right?
[02:01:35]  Ghost Politics is the name to follow.
[02:01:37]  All right, all one word, no underscores, ghost politics.
[02:01:42]  And I'm going to give some shout-outs right now to all those that are retweeting the first tweet on my Twitter account.
[02:01:47]  All right?
[02:01:48]  It's not that hard.
[02:01:49]  I know there's a lot of people like, the first tweet on my goddamn Twitter account.
[02:01:58]  It's not that damn hard, ass clowns, all right?
[02:02:02]  Good God.
[02:02:04]  Anyway, folks, let me see.
[02:02:06]  Let me see if I can find this here.
[02:02:08]  You got anything there, Engineer?
[02:02:13]  We got a couple of people here to shout out, so let's go ahead and do it.
[02:02:17]  We got Anders Templar.
[02:02:21]  We got Fart Smeller.
[02:02:23]  We've got who else we got?
[02:02:25]  We got, I'm not going to say that.
[02:02:27]  Got Raisin Bread.
[02:02:29]  We got who else?
[02:02:31]  Poppy Turdfarts.
[02:02:34]  T.S. Allison.
[02:02:35]  What the hell is that?
[02:02:36]  T.S. Allison.
[02:02:37]  What is it?
[02:02:37]  A Trans Testicle or something?
[02:02:39]  Good Lord.
[02:02:40]  Who the hell else do we got going on over here?
[02:02:43]  We're giving shout-outs right now.
[02:02:44]  You better go ahead and retweet the first tweet on my Twitter account.
[02:02:48]  We got American Moocher.
[02:02:51]  Get the hell out of here, American Moocher.
[02:02:53]  We got Ghost is JBL.
[02:02:56]  We got Poop Tickle Jr.
[02:02:58]  We got Gang Poop.
[02:03:00]  The New Era.
[02:03:02]  Vet Forum Wars.
[02:03:05]  Sixth Street Sizzler.
[02:03:07]  What?
[02:03:08]  The Sixth Street Sizzler.
[02:03:09]  That sounds so fruity, it's disgusting.
[02:03:12]  The Sixth Street Sizzler.
[02:03:13]  Jesus Christ.
[02:03:16]  Who the hell else do we got going on out here?
[02:03:18]  We're giving shout-outs right now, folks.
[02:03:20]  All right.
[02:03:21]  If you want to shout out, go ahead and retweet the first tweet on my Twitter account.
[02:03:24]  All right.
[02:03:26]  Who the hell else we got?
[02:03:27]  We got I'm John G. Brent.
[02:03:29]  Shove it up, your ass.
[02:03:31]  We got Little Group Poop.
[02:03:34]  We got, who else we got?
[02:03:36]  We got Brony Swipe My EBT.
[02:03:38]  We got Old Man Scrodem again.
[02:03:41]  British Brian in the house, for Christ's sake.
[02:03:45]  We got Flamin' Nipple Chops.
[02:03:46]  Yeah, here we go again with a flaming nipple chop.
[02:03:50]  Who the hell else we got?
[02:03:51]  Who else we got?
[02:03:55]  Well, put it up.
[02:03:57]  We got Miss Dash, Top Badge in the place, Irish Dirtbag, Dracula Fetus.
[02:04:07]  Who the hell else is it?
[02:04:08]  Jesus Christ with these Texas barbecue names, you piece of crap.
[02:04:16]  Enough of those Texas barbecue names.
[02:04:19]  Enough of making fun of Texas, for Christ's sake.
[02:04:21]  We got scorched earth out here, for Christ's sake.
[02:04:26]  We're suffering from scorched earth.
[02:04:31]  Jesus Christ, and you people, look at them, they're laughing.
[02:04:34]  They're laughing at Texas being burnt to the ground.
[02:04:37]  They're laughing!
[02:04:39]  Ghost piece of girl!
[02:04:46]  They're laughing!
[02:04:47]  They're laughing at Texas burning!
[02:04:49]  They're laughing!
[02:04:50]  They don't even have a goddamn soul!
[02:04:52]  They're laughing!
[02:04:59]  Goddamn sons of bitches!
[02:05:01]  Look at you.
[02:05:03]  Look at all the people laughing.
[02:05:05]  I mean, goddammit!
[02:05:10]  Give me that goddamn.
[02:05:11]  Give me that mic.
[02:05:13]  Goddamn it, engineer.
[02:05:16]  I think you know what time it is.
[02:05:17]  These people are pissing me off.
[02:05:18]  I think you know what time it is.
[02:05:20]  Implement chat room martial law.
[02:05:23]  Implement chat room martial law and implement it right now, goddammit.
[02:05:31]  I don't care.
[02:05:32]  Implement chat martial law and implement it now, God.
[02:05:41]  Do it!
[02:05:44]  all right I'm sorry, folks.
[02:05:51]  I didn't mean to get off Keyster there, folks.
[02:05:55]  I'm sorry, but as you can see, we got a lot of people in this chat room, you know, sitting here laughing at the misfortune that we're having out here in Texas.
[02:06:04]  I mean, not only are we suffering the worst drought in U.S. history, well, by God, we are suffering from some dramatic wildfires, and these assholes are laughing about it.
[02:06:14]  So I have been forced.
[02:06:15]  I'm sorry, folks, if you're just tuning in, I have been forced to implement chat room martial law in an attempt to try to prevent the troll terrorists from ruin civility.
[02:06:27]  I have been forced to do this.
[02:06:29]  I have been forced.
[02:06:33]  You stupid sacks of crap.
[02:06:36]  Anyway, folks, I'm not doing any more goddamn shout-outs.
[02:06:39]  Follow me on Twitter.
[02:06:40]  There's the Twitter name to follow for Christ's sake.

=== Pakistan Extremist Nuclear Threats (03:24) ===

[02:06:43]  All right, and moreover, all right?
[02:06:45]  We're looking for a few good men and women at the only social networking site exclusively for capitalists.
[02:06:51]  And I'm talking about the capitalist army, baby.
[02:06:54]  CapitalistArmy.com, baby.
[02:06:56]  That's right.
[02:06:57]  We're looking for people like you that are true capitalists.
[02:07:00]  So by God, get there.
[02:07:02]  www.capitalistarmy.com.
[02:07:05]  As a matter of fact, I may kick it there after the show.
[02:07:09]  I don't know yet.
[02:07:09]  I don't know.
[02:07:10]  You people are pissing me off.
[02:07:11]  I don't know what the hell is going on here.
[02:07:15]  God damn it, you idiots.
[02:07:16]  You're laughing at Texas.
[02:07:17]  You're laughing at Texas, you son of a bitch.
[02:07:20]  Now you're going to have to sit there and chat martial law.
[02:07:23]  Now you're going to sit there.
[02:07:26]  How do you like it?
[02:07:27]  How do you like it, huh?
[02:07:28]  I have robbed you, you little fat, chilly ass, flapping your fat Cheeto-stained fingers on the keyboard.
[02:07:34]  How do you like it?
[02:07:39]  You piece of crap.
[02:07:43]  All right, let me move on to the next subject matter for Christ's sake, all right?
[02:07:46]  We talked about Bashar al-Assad killing more Syrians because he doesn't want to relinquish power, another 12 dead, in its seventh month.
[02:07:55]  In its seventh month of torture, is what Bashar al-Assad has done.
[02:07:59]  Anyway, let me move on to another subject matter.
[02:08:01]  I want to talk about a suicide bomber.
[02:08:03]  We've been talking about Pakistan a lot as of late because a lot of Islamic extremists have been trying to destabilize the country by implementing horrific acts of violence.
[02:08:14]  And the terrorists believe if they continue to implement horrific terrorist acts of violence that they will destabilize the country.
[02:08:22]  And if they destabilize the country, they want to take over the country.
[02:08:27]  All right?
[02:08:27]  Now, what's really scary is that if Islamic extremists take over the country of Pakistan, then that means they are going to have access to a nuclear weapon.
[02:08:37]  Because remember, Pakistan is a nuclear power, for Christ's sake.
[02:08:42]  And if these Islamic extremists get a hold of these nuclear weapons, you better guarantee that they're going to throw a nuclear weapon right at India.
[02:08:52]  And let me tell you, to be honest with you, I think that India will preemptively strike Pakistan if they were to fall to Islamic extremists.
[02:09:00]  I guarantee it.
[02:09:02]  I think that they would preemptive strike and throw a nuke first, if you want my personal view.
[02:09:06]  Because let's be honest, I mean, back in the day, the Indians kicked the live and beat Jesus out of Pakistan in a couple of wars.
[02:09:16]  So there's still some bad blood there.
[02:09:18]  But once again, we're seeing more violence in Pakistan.
[02:09:21]  We've been announcing it for the past several shows, I can recollect.
[02:09:26]  But another 26 dead.
[02:09:29]  All right, another 26 dead as a suicide bomber kills more people in Pakistan.
[02:09:35]  Once again, another 26 dead in a suicide bombing.
[02:09:38]  And why is all this violence happening in Pakistan?
[02:09:41]  The Taliban, the Islamic extremists, they want to take control of Pakistan.
[02:09:45]  Because if they take control of Pakistan, they have a nuclear weapon.
[02:09:48]  And as a result, they have a new front to where they can launch other attacks from an actual belligerent nation as opposed to a rogue group of jehooties just hopping from country to country.
[02:10:01]  So this is scary crap, man.
[02:10:03]  I mean, we need to keep our eye on Pakistan and see what the hell happens here.
[02:10:07]  Because I'm not joking.

=== Australia's Third Gender Passports (14:53) ===

[02:10:08]  This is not a joke.
[02:10:10]  26 dead after a suicide bombing kills, you know, kills in Pakistan.
[02:10:16]  It's just disgusting.
[02:10:18]  This is world disorder, for Christ's sake.
[02:10:23]  Jesus Christ.
[02:10:24]  What else do we got going on?
[02:10:25]  What else do we got?
[02:10:27]  Oh, yeah.
[02:10:28]  Let's talk a little bit about, I come from Alanda, Nanda.
[02:10:33]  Let's talk a little bit about Australia, shall we?
[02:10:35]  All right, get out of your money.
[02:10:36]  I'm Crokinole Dundee here, coming straight from Australia.
[02:10:39]  I'm sticking at Crokinole straight up my ass here.
[02:10:41]  How about another shrimp out of the body, eh?
[02:10:44]  Well, anyway, let me tell you a little bit about Australia because Australia, believe it or not, is going to be the first country, the first country that's going to allow third gender on their passports.
[02:10:57]  Can you believe this?
[02:10:59]  Yeah.
[02:11:00]  Yeah, you don't necessarily have to mark down men or woman anymore.
[02:11:04]  Now there's a third gender.
[02:11:07]  Yeah.
[02:11:09]  It's called not male or female.
[02:11:11]  There's a third gender, and this is supposed to accommodate a lot of the trans-testicles and a lot of the chas bono, you know, little situations that we got going on out here in the world.
[02:11:22]  Can you believe this?
[02:11:23]  This is not a joke.
[02:11:24]  All right.
[02:11:25]  On your passport in Australia, you can now put, all right?
[02:11:31]  You can now put a third gender.
[02:11:33]  All right?
[02:11:34]  A third gender, for Christ's sake.
[02:11:37]  Yeah, yeah, well, it's not listed as she-male, or it's not listed as trans-testicle, but it's listed as a non-male, non-female gender.
[02:11:47]  Can you believe that, Cred?
[02:11:49]  Jesus Christ.
[02:11:52]  I mean, it sounds like something for the crocodile hunter to investigate, right?
[02:11:57]  I mean, I miss that guy.
[02:11:58]  Don't you miss that guy?
[02:11:59]  Fucking Stingray.
[02:12:00]  I ought to kick that stingray's ass.
[02:12:02]  But, man, it sounds like something that the damn crocodile hunter needs to look after.
[02:12:06]  Like, he goes out to the passport area and he's like, oh, Crocky, I just saw something that looks like a female, but it looks like she's got a bulge in her pants.
[02:12:14]  So I think that she might be a male.
[02:12:16]  Let's get a closer look, shall we?
[02:12:19]  Oh, Croiky, look at that.
[02:12:21]  Look at the tree trunk between that.
[02:12:23]  Do you understand?
[02:12:24]  It's for something that the goddamn crocodile hunter needs to investigate.
[02:12:30]  Jesus Christ.
[02:12:31]  Anyway, I kid you not.
[02:12:33]  Third gender on the passports in Australia.
[02:12:36]  And I want to hear what you have to say about it.
[02:12:38]  All right?
[02:12:39]  Let's take a couple of callers and see if anybody's got anything to say about third gender on the passports in Australia.
[02:12:43]  All right?
[02:12:44]  Koozie the Bird.
[02:12:45]  What do you think about Australia passports?
[02:12:51]  Yeah, you're playing with your Peter Popper.
[02:12:53]  111, what do you think about Australia passports?
[02:12:58]  Yeah, another idiot just playing with his Peter Popper.
[02:13:00]  Jesus Christ.
[02:13:00]  Don Patch, what's up?
[02:13:01]  What do you think about Australia passports?
[02:13:04]  Melting pot of brink hips.
[02:13:10]  Shut up.
[02:13:11]  All right.
[02:13:11]  Just shove it up your ass.
[02:13:13]  All right.
[02:13:14]  571, what do you think about Australia and the trans-testicle passports?
[02:13:18]  They're gay.
[02:13:22]  Yeah, we know they're gay asshole.
[02:13:23]  We don't know what the hell you have to say about them.
[02:13:25]  Area code 213, what do you think about Australia trans-testicle passports?
[02:13:31]  Yeah.
[02:13:33]  Yeah, that's nothing to me.
[02:13:34]  Him.
[02:13:38]  What guy?
[02:13:39]  The one I was took.
[02:13:42]  He got out of.
[02:13:47]  Sorry about Tukar.
[02:14:06]  guy I gave the horizontal mambo to when we were fighting.
[02:14:09]  Well, he's parked right outside my work right now.
[02:14:12]  He looks like he doesn't have any pants on, so can you come over here and take care of this for me, honey?
[02:14:17]  Anyway, 916, what's up?
[02:14:19]  What do you think about Australia trans-testicle passports?
[02:14:25]  It sounds like you're snorting blower, for Christ's sake.
[02:14:27]  What is that, Sarah Palin?
[02:14:29]  Area code 404, what's up?
[02:14:30]  What do you think about Australia passports?
[02:14:33]  Well, I think they're gay.
[02:14:36]  Well, yeah, no kidding, they're gay ass clowns.
[02:14:38]  All right, they're trans-testicles.
[02:14:40]  Of course they're gay.
[02:14:41]  All right?
[02:14:43]  Jesus Christ, 612, what do you think about trans-testicle passports in Australia?
[02:14:48]  I think it's just wonderful.
[02:14:51]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[02:14:52]  Another trans-testicle.
[02:14:54]  What is this crap?
[02:14:57]  What is this crap?
[02:14:58]  Did somebody, hold on, just stay right there, 612.
[02:15:00]  Did somebody go on a trans-testicle forum post, or did somebody go on a trans-testicle blog and say, hey, if you're a she-male with a 15 and a half inch between your legs, why don't you give old ghost a call?
[02:15:11]  I mean, this is just sick.
[02:15:13]  You understand?
[02:15:13]  This is just turning into an utter sideshow.
[02:15:15]  This is turning into Bathhouse Thursday.
[02:15:18]  That's what it's turning into.
[02:15:19]  It's turning into Bathhouse Thursday, and that's exactly what I didn't want it to happen.
[02:15:24]  That's exactly what I did not want to happen, for Christ's sake.
[02:15:29]  Now, 612, are you trans-testicle?
[02:15:32]  Yes, I am.
[02:15:34]  So why exactly do you believe it's a great thing for these kangaroo bangers down there in Australia to have a third gender for trans-testicles?
[02:15:43]  Well, I think it's a way to express my sexuality.
[02:15:47]  Express your sexuality?
[02:15:49]  Why do you need to express your sexuality for Christ's sake?
[02:15:52]  toe-tap in a bathroom.
[02:15:53]  How in the hell are you expressing?
[02:15:57]  Well, I have sex with other trans-testicles.
[02:16:01]  And I can see that on my passport now, so that's okay.
[02:16:04]  Jesus Christ.
[02:16:06]  So what are you doing now?
[02:16:07]  So you mean to tell me that you haven't had the surgery?
[02:16:10]  No, I have.
[02:16:11]  I'm post-doke!
[02:16:12]  And I couldn't be more proud.
[02:16:14]  Oh, so you actually had the thing cut off?
[02:16:18]  Yeah!
[02:16:19]  Okay, so why don't you just put woman down then?
[02:16:21]  Why don't you just put woman down instead of trans-testicle?
[02:16:25]  Because I'm a guy, too.
[02:16:27]  So he do it.
[02:16:30]  But no, you just said that some mad scientist cut off Willie Lump Lump down there, and now I guess all you got is a urine hole.
[02:16:39]  I don't know what the hell they do in these sexual augmented situations.
[02:16:44]  I'm just saying, I mean, wouldn't it behoove you, given the fact that you're a trans-testicle, for you to check off just woman instead of sitting over here saying, I'm a third gender.
[02:16:56]  Because I am a third gender.
[02:16:58]  Now, get this trans-testic.
[02:16:59]  Get out of here for Christ's sake.
[02:17:01]  Good God.
[02:17:04]  I mean, do you understand what I'm saying?
[02:17:05]  Do you all hear this?
[02:17:07]  Do you all hear this for Christ's sake?
[02:17:09]  I'm not joking, man.
[02:17:10]  This is America.
[02:17:14]  I mean, Jesus Christ.
[02:17:17]  Oh, my God.
[02:17:20]  I don't know what else to say, for Christ's sake, man.
[02:17:26]  Anyway, let's move on to another subject matter, please.
[02:17:29]  I mean, the last thing I need is another trans-testicle calling me up, all right?
[02:17:33]  No more trans-testicles, please, all right?
[02:17:37]  And look, and even if you are a trans-testicle, all right?
[02:17:40]  Why don't you be a good trans-testicle and actually look like a chick and actually cut off the wee wee down there so nobody knows that you used to be a goddamn guy and you have to have this little option of a little third goddamn little gender for Christ's sake.
[02:17:55]  I mean, how, Jesus Christ, could somebody explain to me how in the world you could be a third gender when you're a trans-testicle?
[02:18:04]  How is that a third gender?
[02:18:06]  A third gender would mean like there's another private part coming out of the hip or something.
[02:18:10]  You know what I mean?
[02:18:11]  You know what I mean?
[02:18:12]  Like you got two, like two schlongheads coming out of each hip.
[02:18:15]  You know what I mean?
[02:18:15]  All you got to do is just move your ass side to side and do some banging sessions or something.
[02:18:19]  I'm serious.
[02:18:21]  I mean, that's a third gender.
[02:18:22]  All right?
[02:18:23]  I mean, none of this, you know, trans-testicle crap.
[02:18:25]  All right?
[02:18:27]  Anyway, let me move on.
[02:18:29]  All right.
[02:18:31]  Once again, Australia allowing third gender on their passports.
[02:18:34]  All right, now let me move on to another subject matter because this subject matter should hit right home to a lot of people that are listening into my broadcast.
[02:18:41]  I want to talk a little bit about this troll.
[02:18:45]  Yeah, that's right.
[02:18:45]  I'm going to talk a little bit about this troll out there in the UK that is doing jail time because he was trolling, get this, dead people's Facebooks and YouTube accounts.
[02:18:58]  Yeah, I mean, has anybody seen this?
[02:18:59]  I actually tweeted about this earlier.
[02:19:01]  Did anybody see this disgusting troll for Christ's sake?
[02:19:04]  All right, everybody seen this guy?
[02:19:06]  Here, let me go ahead and cut and paste the goddamn link for Christ's sake.
[02:19:09]  His name was Sean Duffy, all right?
[02:19:11]  Sean Duffy was his name out of the UK.
[02:19:14]  And apparently, he was going out there and going to Facebooks of dead people, you know, doing the proverbial, hey, you died, so I lulled, and, you know, doing the whole meme pictures and all this other nonsense, right?
[02:19:28]  Well, anyway, and here's the article.
[02:19:31]  Anyway, according to the UK, they're implementing some kind of law for some reason, and they're going to basically put this kid in jail for 18 weeks.
[02:19:44]  And the way that they're, I guess, billing this, I guess, law or whatever the case, it's called cruel online jibes.
[02:19:54]  I can't even, I'm looking at the whole article.
[02:19:56]  I cannot see what exactly they're charging this kid with.
[02:20:00]  I have no idea.
[02:20:03]  I'm serious.
[02:20:03]  I have no idea.
[02:20:04]  But let me tell you something, all right?
[02:20:06]  The reason that I'm telling you this is because this kid is doing 18 weeks in jail for trolling.
[02:20:15]  And this is why I tell all of you people that are trolling me, all you people that are making these splices about me, all you people that are making these YouTube videos and spreading these slanderous lies about me, doing comment graffiti and all this other nonsense, all right?
[02:20:29]  This should be a warning call for all of you, all right?
[02:20:33]  It should be a warning call for all of you that I am going to get punitive damages out of your ass, all right?
[02:20:41]  Maybe y'all should start taking this a little bit more serious, huh?
[02:20:45]  Yeah, that's right.
[02:20:45]  Yeah, here's the article once again, you dumb assholes, all right?
[02:20:48]  Let me tell you something right now.
[02:20:50]  You think that you had the last laugh, huh?
[02:20:52]  He who laughs lasts laughs best, baby.
[02:20:55]  All right?
[02:20:55]  And all you idiots trolling me, you're all in hot water, all of you.
[02:21:02]  Woo!
[02:21:03]  Punitive damages, baby.
[02:21:05]  Punitive damages.
[02:21:07]  Now, I've got law for precedent for punitive damages, baby.
[02:21:11]  Woo!
[02:21:11]  Ha Woo!
[02:21:15]  Anyway, I didn't want to take too much time.
[02:21:17]  Excuse me, I don't want to take too much time on that subject matter because that troll, this fat, jelly ass Sean Duffy, he's probably the stereotypical look of most of these trolls that are out here.
[02:21:28]  He's some fat, disgusting, bloated, smells like beef frank type of disgusting nonsense.
[02:21:34]  And I'm sure that comprises the demographic that is in here trolling me.
[02:21:39]  But let me tell you something right now.
[02:21:40]  All right?
[02:21:41]  Let me tell you something right now.
[02:21:42]  You all will rule the day.
[02:21:44]  All right?
[02:21:45]  You will rule the day that you did this to Ghostrat here, boy.
[02:21:50]  Woo!
[02:21:52]  Anyway, let me go ahead and move on to another subject matter.
[02:21:55]  How about that?
[02:21:56]  How about I move on to another subject matter?
[02:21:58]  Because I don't want Sean Duffy to get all this goddamn attention, all right?
[02:22:02]  Now, I want to talk a little bit about slut walks once again, because slut walks are back in the news.
[02:22:08]  That's right.
[02:22:09]  I mean, all these disgusting, filthy whores are all getting together, and they're having marches in cities all over the world, basically demanding to be called a slut.
[02:22:20]  And that's what they're called.
[02:22:21]  I'm not making this up.
[02:22:22]  I mean, look it up for yourself.
[02:22:23]  These are women that are getting together, and they're congregating in cities, and they're having big marches, and they're wanting to be called sluts.
[02:22:32]  It's called a slut walk.
[02:22:34]  I think everybody needs to look up what the hell that is.
[02:22:36]  Slut walk.
[02:22:38]  All right?
[02:22:39]  This is an actual protest that's happening all over the world, folks.
[02:22:43]  All over the world.
[02:22:44]  I mean, it's happened in Boston.
[02:22:48]  It's happened in London.
[02:22:49]  It's happened in Canada.
[02:22:50]  It's happened in Australia.
[02:22:51]  It's happened everywhere.
[02:22:53]  Now, what I'm saying is, why exactly are these women out here demanding to be called sluts?
[02:23:00]  I mean, can somebody explain that?
[02:23:02]  I mean, I thought the whole purpose of trying to free yourself of that type of subjugation was to not be called a slut.
[02:23:10]  You know, it was not to be called some filthy, disgusting, useless piece of meat that's used to ejaculate penises.
[02:23:19]  You know, I thought that, you know, the whole idea of feminism was to bring yourself above that, you know, above that idea.
[02:23:26]  But no, you've got women actually begging, actually organizing themselves all over the world, and they're organizing these goddamn walks called slut walks.
[02:23:36]  And I'm telling you, they're organizing one down here in Austin, Texas.
[02:23:40]  And let me tell you something right now.
[02:23:42]  When this happens, when these sluts get to the street, you know, and demand themselves to be called a slut and so on and so forth, I'm going to be across the street from that slut walk.
[02:23:51]  Do you understand that?
[02:23:52]  I'm going to be across the street from that slut walk with the capitalist army behind me.
[02:23:57]  And we're going to be yelling at these sluts and telling them, you filthy whore, dishrag whore, filthy whore, dishrag whore.
[02:24:07]  We're just going to be yelling.
[02:24:07]  We're going to be screaming it right at them.
[02:24:09]  You know, we're going to call them what they want.
[02:24:12]  They want to become dirty dishrag whores.
[02:24:14]  They want to become filthy, disgusting, skankosaurus, bad period smelling slut bags.
[02:24:20]  Well, by God, that's what they're going to be, and that's what we're going to call them.
[02:24:24]  So let me tell you something.
[02:24:25]  When the damn slut walk comes down here to Austin, Texas, I'm going to be there across the street.
[02:24:30]  I'm going to have the damn capitalist army behind me.
[02:24:34]  All right?
[02:24:34]  And we're going to call these Skankosauruses the filthy whores, the dirty dishrag whores that they are.
[02:24:41]  You understand that?
[02:24:42]  Because we don't need any more slut walks.
[02:24:44]  It's bad enough that the average woman equates woman liberation from hopping to penis to penis to penis.
[02:24:52]  They actually think that's woman liberation.
[02:24:54]  They think it's woman liberation to shit out five or six kids from five or six different fathers.
[02:25:00]  That's woman liberation, for Christ's sake.

=== Scarlett Johansson Fake Marriage Scandal (05:35) ===

[02:25:02]  I mean, do y'all remember when that disgusting, dirty whore octo-mom, when she was on the media little screen, for Christ's sake, for a little bit?
[02:25:11]  Remember that?
[02:25:11]  They were putting this bitch up as a poster child of woman liberation.
[02:25:16]  Yeah, octo mom.
[02:25:17]  Some stupid bitch that didn't have any money.
[02:25:20]  She was in debt, didn't have a place to stay, lived with Mammy, you know, collected entitlements.
[02:25:26]  But no, they put her on as a poster child for woman liberation because she went to some mad scientist that stuck a freaking turkey baster up her uterus pipe and injected her with, I don't know, eight cans or whatever the hell it is.
[02:25:40]  And this is woman liberation, for Christ's sake.
[02:25:46]  It's disgusting.
[02:25:47]  But hey, this is slut walks, huh?
[02:25:50]  How about you?
[02:25:50]  Are you going to participate in a freaking slut walk?
[02:25:53]  Huh?
[02:25:54]  How are you going to go out there and dressed up like some scantily clad bitch and go out there with your ass cheeks hanging out of your shorts and cleavage hanging out saying, call me a slut?
[02:26:03]  Call me a slut.
[02:26:06]  Is that what y'all are going to do out there?
[02:26:08]  Y'all proud of yourselves?
[02:26:09]  Woman liberation?
[02:26:10]  Huh?
[02:26:11]  Give me a freaking break.
[02:26:14]  Anyway, enough of the damn slut walks.
[02:26:17]  I mean, let me tell you something.
[02:26:18]  I would conjure up the spirit of Ike Turner and direct him towards the nearest slut walk so he can get his pimp hands strong on these disgusting, sniveling, smelling like sick-ass salmon whores that are out here proud to be sluts.
[02:26:33]  You know what I mean?
[02:26:35]  You know, you can always smell it on girls that sell it.
[02:26:41]  Anyway, let's continue on, shall we?
[02:26:43]  I want to talk a little bit about Scarjo.
[02:26:47]  You know what I mean?
[02:26:48]  Scarlett Johanson.
[02:26:50]  Did y'all hear about this for Christ's sake?
[02:26:52]  Some hacksaur actually hacked the mobile phones of not only Scarlett Johansson, but Jessica Alba and Mila Kuntis.
[02:27:02]  Yeah, I mean, I don't know whoever did that.
[02:27:05]  I mean, you know, let me tell you something.
[02:27:06]  Whoever hacked those phones, I mean, you literally get a thousand internets for that because, I mean, I tweeted the Scarlett Johanson nude photos.
[02:27:14]  Did y'all see that?
[02:27:15]  Of course, you have to be over 18 to look at that.
[02:27:18]  So I put that in the tweet.
[02:27:20]  You got to be over 18.
[02:27:22]  But did anybody see Scarlett Johansson?
[02:27:24]  I mean, did you see this narcissistic slut, for Christ's sake?
[02:27:28]  I mean, you know, trying to predominantly, you know, like, like, pucker up her ass and take a mirror shot of the butt, you know?
[02:27:36]  And I wasn't really too happy with her breastasis, you know?
[02:27:41]  You know, her breastasis, that didn't look good, you know?
[02:27:45]  Straight up.
[02:27:46]  It didn't look good to me.
[02:27:47]  You know what I mean?
[02:27:48]  I mean, I don't know.
[02:27:49]  I kind of like breastasis a little bit better, you know, a little bit pronounced.
[02:27:55]  You know, not as flapjacky.
[02:27:56]  I think she had flapjack tits, you know, as far as I'm concerned.
[02:28:01]  But, you know, at least she knows where her assets are.
[02:28:04]  And, you know, she puckered up that, you know, ass of hers, and it's all over the internet now.
[02:28:10]  Now, the reason that I'm bringing this up is because Scarjo, what the hell are you thinking, you stupid skank?
[02:28:19]  I mean, you could have sold that.
[02:28:21]  You could have sold that to Playboy, and you got a million bucks.
[02:28:26]  And instead, you're just sending sexting pictures to what?
[02:28:30]  I mean, Ryan Reynolds?
[02:28:32]  Oh, yeah, you're talking about a damn narcissistic, egotistical, superficial marriage that was, huh?
[02:28:38]  Ryan Reynolds and Scarlett Johansson.
[02:28:40]  Talking about a fake-ass marriage.
[02:28:42]  Give me a freaking break.
[02:28:43]  But I mean, that's the only person I can think of that she'd be doing this for, you know?
[02:28:49]  And not only that, why would you do that?
[02:28:50]  You're a star, you stumbled skank.
[02:28:53]  You know, I mean, all these hard legs want to see you naked.
[02:28:56]  Why would you do that, you stupid broad?
[02:28:59]  Now, everybody sees your ass, and you ain't getting one red cent for it.
[02:29:04]  You know?
[02:29:04]  Everybody sees those flapjack little breasts that you got going on, and you didn't even get paid for it, for Christ's sake.
[02:29:12]  Why exactly would you put that and leave that on your phone, you stupid skank?
[02:29:16]  I mean, all these people that are getting all these, you know, high-tech phones with Android operating systems and iPhones and all this other nonsense, you people need to realize that that is like a vulnerable, no firewall-having, you know, no kind of protection-having computer that you have in your pocket.
[02:29:38]  I mean, when you're taking pictures, when you're taking media, when you're taking all these things, I mean, that's a computer, you idiot.
[02:29:45]  You've got to secure your computer, you dumb skankosaurus.
[02:29:51]  Now we all see, you know, that, you know, let's be honest.
[02:29:56]  I mean, you know, her ass looks like a damn hambone ass, you know, like a perfect rup roast.
[02:30:02]  And now we get to all see it for free.
[02:30:03]  Yeah, thanks a lot, Scar Joe.
[02:30:05]  We appreciate it.
[02:30:09]  Anyway, let me go ahead and move on to another subject matter.
[02:30:13]  As a matter of fact, we're actually done with the subject matters.
[02:30:15]  Let's take a couple of more shout-outs in the Twitter shout-outs, and then we're going to go ahead and move on to the favorite part of the program.
[02:30:22]  Once again, if you want a shout-out right here, right now in the broadcast, well, by God, you've got to retweet the first tweet on my Twitter account, and I will give you a shout-out right here, right now on the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.

=== Tempting the Host with Trolls (02:49) ===

[02:30:37]  We are live here, all right?
[02:30:39]  Ghost Politics is the name to follow, all right?
[02:30:42]  Retweet the first tweet on that Twitter account, for Christ's sake.
[02:30:45]  You understand what I'm saying?
[02:30:47]  We're going to go ahead and see what we got here.
[02:30:51]  We got Lone Star Barbecue.
[02:30:52]  You shoving up your ass with the first one, the first one, for Christ's sake, man.
[02:31:03]  Enough of the Texas barbecue jokes, all right?
[02:31:06]  Enough of the Texas on fire, Texas hot deals.
[02:31:10]  It's enough.
[02:31:11]  Enough of this crap.
[02:31:12]  You're pissing me off.
[02:31:13]  I'm serious, man.
[02:31:17]  Jesus Christ.
[02:31:21]  Yeah.
[02:31:21]  Oh, you think it's funny, huh?
[02:31:23]  It's funny.
[02:31:25]  It ain't going to be funny when I don't do goddamn radio graffiti for you, Milky Liquors.
[02:31:29]  How do you like that, huh?
[02:31:32]  How do you like a little bit of that, you stupid Milky Liquors?
[02:31:34]  I could be on 6th Street right now.
[02:31:36]  You understand?
[02:31:37]  It's Thursday on 6th Street, baby.
[02:31:40]  I have to be out there melody.
[02:31:42]  That's what I could be doing, but instead I'm messing around with you, stupid jerks.
[02:31:45]  Oh, you want to tempt me?
[02:31:47]  You want to tempt me?
[02:31:49]  I'll end the show right goddamn now.
[02:31:51]  You want to tempt me, you piece of crap?
[02:31:53]  You want to give me the mic.
[02:31:55]  Give me the goddamn mic.
[02:31:57]  You want to tempt me, you piece of crap, huh?
[02:31:59]  Oh, you think I'm bluffing?
[02:32:01]  I think I'm joking.
[02:32:02]  You think it's a big freaking joke or something?
[02:32:04]  You done goofed, you idiots.
[02:32:06]  You done goofed.
[02:32:07]  Oh, you idiots that done goofed.
[02:32:09]  As a matter of fact, I'm out of here for Christ's sake.
[02:32:11]  I'm not going to sit here and take this crap from a bunch of asshole trolls and a bunch of jerk dicks that don't appreciate.
[02:32:19]  I deserve more respect.
[02:32:23]  I'm out of here.
[02:32:24]  You know what?
[02:32:25]  Screw all you people.
[02:32:26]  Get me out of here, engineer.
[02:32:27]  Get me out.
[02:32:31]  I don't care how many people are listening.
[02:32:34]  I don't care how many people are out there flapping their fat cheeto saying fingers on the keyboard.
[02:32:37]  They have turned this Thursday into a bathhouse Thursday.
[02:32:41]  That's what they turned it into.
[02:32:44]  They turned it into a bathhouse Thursday.
[02:32:46]  And not only that, they're laughing.
[02:32:48]  They're laughing at Texas being scorched earth out here.
[02:32:52]  They're laughing at it.
[02:32:56]  So I'm out of here.
[02:32:58]  Screw all you people.
[02:33:00]  I don't need this crap from you.
[02:33:01]  I don't need any of this crap forget.
[02:33:03]  Get me out of here, engineer.
[02:33:04]  I'm not going to sit here and conduct any kind of radio graffiti if this is how they're going to treat me for Christ's sake.
[02:33:09]  I deserve more respect.
[02:33:13]  I'm a capitalist.
[02:33:14]  Do you understand it?
[02:33:17]  And I deserve the respect accorded that title.
[02:33:23]  Get me out of here, engineer.
[02:33:24]  I don't want to work.
[02:33:25]  Get me out.
[02:33:26]  Peace out.

=== Killing Someone and Bathhouse Thursdays (03:32) ===

[02:33:27]  You've been listening to True Capitalist Radio.
[02:33:29]  The thoughts, views, ideas, comments, and opinions of the host of this show are absolutely his.
[02:33:35]  Catch more live episodes Monday through Friday from 3:30 to 6:30 Central.
[02:33:39]  Or check out archive shows at Blog TalkRadio.com.
[02:33:42]  True Capitalist Radio.
[02:33:44]  That's it.
[02:34:20]  You're such an inspiration for the way that I will never ever shoot to be so many to show you how you think have abandoned you.
[02:34:37]  Fuck your God.
[02:34:39]  You're going to your Christ.
[02:34:42]  Even though you had him and you never strive, never hate someone.
[02:34:52]  Never thought you'd question one.
[02:34:56]  Not like you killed someone.
[02:35:00]  Not like you drove an evil family to his side.
[02:35:04]  Praise the one who knocked you broken down in powerlines.
[02:35:52]  Oh, somebody would show you how you're going to have an end to your one.
[02:36:05]  They know the thing will bring him up.
[02:36:11]  No, he's the one who gets it for you.
[02:36:19]  Not like you killed someone.
[02:36:23]  It's not like you dropped my fire family to his side.
[02:36:27]  Fuck his eyes and strive to them.

=== Open Your Mind to Youth (02:25) ===

[02:36:59]  Open your mind.
[02:37:25]  Yeah, you hear that?
[02:37:26]  Open your freaking mind, trolls.
[02:37:29]  Open your mind, youth.
[02:37:32]  Enough of the baby boomers.
[02:37:37]  Enough of the baby boomers.
[02:37:39]  Enough of the tea party.
[02:37:41]  Enough of Glenn Pack, for Christ's sake.
[02:37:43]  Open your mind!
[02:37:47]  Just going to sit there and paint yourself security?
[02:37:58]  You're just going to sit there and pay their Medicaid and Medicare.
[02:38:01]  Is that what you're going to do?
[02:38:04]  Huh?
[02:38:05]  Open your mind, you minions.
[02:38:07]  But you're far off.
[02:39:07]  Capitalist Radio.
[02:39:15]  I'm back.
[02:39:17]  I'm back because I tell you why.
[02:39:20]  I saw the room clear out, you know, once I told everybody I was leaving for Christ's sake.

=== Urban Radio Graffiti Beer Run (02:25) ===

[02:39:25]  You know what I'm saying?
[02:39:25]  The room cleared out.
[02:39:27]  And hopefully, we don't have that many jerk dicks in the chat room flapping their fat Cheeto stained fingers on the keyboard being text chat warriors.
[02:39:35]  You understand that?
[02:39:36]  Because I'm sick and tired of those goddamn text chat warrior jerk dicks.
[02:39:40]  You know what I'm saying?
[02:39:42]  Anyway, not to mention, not to mention that I wanted some beer.
[02:39:47]  All right?
[02:39:47]  I wanted beer.
[02:39:48]  As a matter of fact, I wanted a lot of beer, so that's what I went to go get.
[02:39:51]  I went to go get a lot of beer for Christ's sake.
[02:39:53]  So let's go ahead and open up some beer here.
[02:39:56]  Oh, yeah.
[02:40:00]  I want to say cheers to all the capitalists out there.
[02:40:02]  As a matter of fact, let me go ahead and take a chug of this beer.
[02:40:09]  Pretty good stuff, man.
[02:40:10]  I'm going to start chugging beers here.
[02:40:13]  That's what I'm going to do.
[02:40:14]  I'm going to start chugging beers because I can do that, all right?
[02:40:22]  Oh, man.
[02:40:26]  Excuse me.
[02:40:27]  Man.
[02:40:29]  All right, I want to hear from you.
[02:40:30]  All right.
[02:40:31]  Oh, wait a minute.
[02:40:31]  Wait a minute.
[02:40:32]  What am I doing?
[02:40:33]  Wait a minute.
[02:40:33]  What am I doing?
[02:40:36]  What am I doing?
[02:40:37]  It's everybody's favorite part of the broadcast, for Christ's sake, and I'm talking about Radio Graffiti.
[02:40:44]  That's right, folks.
[02:40:45]  And for you folks that are unaware, this is your time to participate in the broadcast.
[02:40:51]  What you do is you can give me a call.
[02:40:53]  646-652-4869 is the number to call here.
[02:40:57]  And when I call on your goddamn area code or in your Skype name, be ready to say whatever it is that you have to say because you will have three to four seconds.
[02:41:06]  Three to four seconds to say whatever it is that you have to say on your mind.
[02:41:09]  That's radio graffiti, baby.
[02:41:11]  That's the way it is.
[02:41:12]  As a matter of fact, Radio Graffiti, Melting Pot of Friendship, and True Capitalist Radio all on the Urban Dictionary.
[02:41:20]  You know that?
[02:41:22]  All on the Urban Dictionary.
[02:41:23]  You want to know why?
[02:41:24]  I made it.
[02:41:26]  I made it.
[02:41:27]  Anyway, let me go ahead and take another sway here.
[02:41:30]  Let's take it from the top, shall we?
[02:41:37]  111, Radio Graffiti.
[02:41:40]  Good.
[02:41:40]  All I have to say is, you're a racist.
[02:41:43]  Yeah, well, shove it up your ass.
[02:41:44]  Golden Ground, Radio Graffiti.

=== Steve Jobs Navy Husky Bandwidth (02:45) ===

[02:41:50]  Well, too late.
[02:41:52]  Shady Poop McTickle, Radio Graffiti.
[02:41:54]  Yeah, I called on Taco Tuesday, and you call me gay, so now I'm suing you, filtered.
[02:41:58]  I'm coming for you.
[02:41:59]  Well, sue me, asshole.
[02:42:01]  All right, you still sound gay.
[02:42:02]  Do you think that scares me?
[02:42:04]  Discard Skype, Radio Graffiti.
[02:42:06]  Right?
[02:42:06]  And I will continue to say my race is better than your race.
[02:42:09]  I'm going to kill you.
[02:42:10]  You stupid splicer.
[02:42:11]  Shove it up, your ass.
[02:42:12]  Azuka, radio graffiti.
[02:42:19]  Your 386SX computer sucks the chrome of a 57 Chevy bumper ass clown.
[02:42:24]  iChaos, Radio Graffiti.
[02:42:27]  I'm going to sell my soul.
[02:42:29]  It's Celestia.
[02:42:33]  We couldn't even understand that brony splice, for Christ's sake.
[02:42:36]  I know you all want to get lulls.
[02:42:38]  I know you all want to laugh for Christ's sake, but Jesus Christ, can you get off the cheap ass Windows 3.1 computers already?
[02:42:45]  Jesus Christ.
[02:42:46]  Exara Hawks, Radio Graffiti.
[02:42:49]  Hey, he goes, I was actually wondering if I could throw in a quick word of, I don't know, insight about the Facebook Mark Zuckerberg issue.
[02:42:59]  Go ahead.
[02:43:00]  Oh, well, you say he's not exactly a genius, but one could consider him a genius, or at least smarter than the average Joe, for being successful in manipulating over 800 million people to give up their information.
[02:43:18]  Well, no, I'll give him that much credit, but let's be honest.
[02:43:21]  I mean, he didn't do what Steve Jobs did for the computer industry.
[02:43:25]  He didn't do what Bill Gates and Steve Ballmer have done for the computer industry, for Christ's sake.
[02:43:31]  He hasn't done what BlackBerry has done to the computer industry, for Christ's sake, man.
[02:43:36]  So, in my personal opinion, he just had a website.
[02:43:42]  His net worth is purely based upon his ownership of Facebook.
[02:43:46]  This man has not made the billions of dollars that he claims to have had.
[02:43:50]  I mean, all his worth is on that paper, and it's based upon the worth of Facebook.
[02:43:55]  But when you have Facebook missing, you know, quarterly revenue estimates, you know that there's something wrong up top management.
[02:44:04]  I think that, you know, if I was going to be a potential shareholder for an IPO of Facebook, I'd want dumbass Mark Zuckerberg out of there.
[02:44:13]  All right, let's get back to Radio Graffiti, though.
[02:44:15]  Navy Husky, what's up?
[02:44:26]  We couldn't make that out there, Navy Husky.
[02:44:28]  Maybe you need to stop downloading gay porn and give up some of that fee, give up some of that bandwidth so we could hear it next time.

=== Radio Graffiti Remix Building Pot (16:36) ===

[02:44:36]  615, what's up?
[02:44:37]  Radio graffiti.
[02:44:39]  Ghost, why don't you like IRAs?
[02:44:43]  I think IRAs are, for lack of a better term, a chump change way of putting money aside.
[02:44:49]  Yeah, great.
[02:44:50]  They have great tax benefits.
[02:44:52]  But in my personal opinion, for a low rate of return and good tax benefits, I would prefer just to go ahead and hold it in equities, for Christ's sake.
[02:45:02]  Moreover, I mean, an IRA won't even give you a fraction of what you could get if you accumulate high-end yield dividend stocks.
[02:45:10]  I mean, just imagine high-end yield dividend stocks, not only do you own the price of the stock itself, but you also get a yield of a dividend per stock that you have in your possession.
[02:45:22]  So IRAs, in my opinion, those are for assholes that don't want to invest and just want to keep working like some ant in an ant pile.
[02:45:30]  563, Radio Graffiti.
[02:45:33]  Hey, Ghost, just wanted to say thanks for answering my question about the stock market earlier.
[02:45:38]  I appreciate it.
[02:45:39]  832, Radio Graffiti.
[02:45:42]  Hello, Ghosting.
[02:45:47]  Got bean and cheese.
[02:45:48]  914, Radio Graffiti.
[02:45:52]  I'm doing trans tests.
[02:45:55]  Oh, you're trans-testicle now?
[02:45:57]  We pretty much know that from your freaking dumbass stupid picture, for Christ's sake.
[02:46:01]  I mean, you're a stupid little Mexican kid with beaver hair.
[02:46:06]  Jesus Christ.
[02:46:07]  478, Radio Graffiti.
[02:46:09]  Me and Pookie headed down to Austin, Ghost.
[02:46:11]  I'll see you soon, baby.
[02:46:13]  We're going to be there shortly.
[02:46:14]  I'll see you soon.
[02:46:15]  Oh, is it?
[02:46:16]  You're going to come down here to Austin?
[02:46:18]  Yeah, baby.
[02:46:20]  Did you collect enough entitlements that you can come down here to Austin, for Christ's sake?
[02:46:24]  What are you taking the train or the bus?
[02:46:27]  We're taking Pookie's car, but see, I think you got me misunderstood.
[02:46:30]  We just need to smoke a blunt and talk because I think you got a wrong perception about me, Ghost.
[02:46:36]  I got the wrong perception.
[02:46:38]  Have you seen your goddamn YouTube channel?
[02:46:40]  You're rubbing in the faces of capitalists that do rat pieces of crap like you are juicing the goddamn tax system.
[02:46:49]  What do I have wrong?
[02:46:51]  What do I have wrong?
[02:46:52]  Look, baby, just because I put those rap videos up, you know, that's just my boys trying to come up off music.
[02:46:58]  They try to be capitalist, Ghost, and that's what you don't see.
[02:47:01]  No, Neil, they're not being capitalists.
[02:47:03]  Capitalists make their own money through private means.
[02:47:06]  They don't juice the American taxpayer.
[02:47:08]  That's what you're all about.
[02:47:09]  That encompasses your whole goddamn persona.
[02:47:12]  Being a goddamn American moocher, and your only contribution to society is turning perfectly good food into shit.
[02:47:18]  And the bad part about it is, is the shit that you take has more of a contribution to life than you, because at least shit brings new vegetation.
[02:47:26]  It brings new life.
[02:47:28]  What do you do besides plague the cancer of the earth by consuming natural resources?
[02:47:33]  I mean, good God.
[02:47:35]  Well, all I got to say, Ghost, is we packing up the car now.
[02:47:38]  We head into Austin, and I'll hit you up when we get there, baby.
[02:47:43]  Get him off, get that stupid ghetto fight piece of mooch and crap out of here.
[02:47:47]  You come down here to Austin and I'll whoop your ghetto ass.
[02:47:51]  You come down here to Austin, and I'll whoop your ghetto ass for Christ's sake.
[02:47:55]  You kidding me?
[02:47:56]  I'll take your goddamn government cheese, shove it up your damn pooper, and then roll you down 6th Street like a goddamn cheese wheel, you son of a bitch.
[02:48:06]  Sick of that asshole.
[02:48:11]  Jesus Christ.
[02:48:11]  I'm sorry, folks.
[02:48:12]  I didn't mean to get off keister there.
[02:48:14]  But, you know, we have this asshole who calls up, rubs it in the faces of capitalists every goddamn day, saying that he's, you know, collecting entitlements, collecting government cheese, and talking about all his government scams and all this crap.
[02:48:28]  And I'm sick of it.
[02:48:31]  Jesus Christ, after that, I need to give me a drink.
[02:48:33]  Give me another drink.
[02:48:41]  Good stuff, all right?
[02:48:44]  All right, let's go ahead and take some more calls here.
[02:48:46]  BAP FAP, Radio Graffiti.
[02:48:48]  How did you get so racist?
[02:48:51]  Well, I got a look at your mother and took a look at all the Tyrone was here and Junebug was here, all tattooed on her ass.
[02:49:01]  215, what's up?
[02:49:02]  Radio Graffiti.
[02:49:15]  Texas, man!
[02:49:18]  Stop making a fool of me, man.
[02:49:22]  For Christ's sake.
[02:49:26]  And I'm not racist, assholes.
[02:49:28]  It was a joke, all right, assholes.
[02:49:29]  Don't sit over here flapping your fat Cheeto stamped fingers on the keyboard.
[02:49:32]  I am not racist.
[02:49:34]  I'm a melting pot of friendship.
[02:49:37]  I mean, I don't know how many times I have to say that to you people.
[02:49:39]  I mean, I am a melting pot of friendship, and I happen to have a whole bunch of friends that happen to be black.
[02:49:46]  I don't know what the hell you're talking about.
[02:49:48]  I happen to have a whole bunch of friends that happen to be Mexican.
[02:49:53]  You know, I happen to have a whole bunch of friends that happen to be Oriental and WAP, you know, and Kraut and Camel Jockey.
[02:50:02]  So for you idiots to sit over here and make that false indictment that I'm some kind of a grand dragon, that I'm some kind of a racist, it's a false indictment, it's a slanderous lie, and you idiots better take note from that stupid troll that got, you know, sentenced to 18 weeks in jail.
[02:50:17]  You keep doing that.
[02:50:18]  I'm taking punitive damages out of your ass.
[02:50:23]  Anyway, 646-652-4869, we're supposed to be doing radio graffiti here.
[02:50:29]  Area coach 719, radio graffiti.
[02:50:32]  Hey, ghost.
[02:50:33]  I was listening to you yesterday, and I just want to ask you something.
[02:50:37]  If you do this show and it's killing you, why do you do it?
[02:50:41]  I'll tell you why I do it.
[02:50:43]  I do it in hopes of sparking synapses in the brains of potential capitalists throughout the world.
[02:50:49]  That's what I hope of doing.
[02:50:50]  That's what I want to do.
[02:50:51]  I want capitalists throughout the world listening in.
[02:50:56]  That's what I want.
[02:51:00]  So I hope that answers your question there, Fruit Bowl.
[02:51:03]  712, Radio Graffiti.
[02:51:06]  This is wildfires.
[02:51:07]  What a joke.
[02:51:11]  Was I supposed to get mad at that?
[02:51:12]  347 Radio Graffiti.
[02:51:14]  Here we go again.
[02:51:22]  Here we go again with the weird science remix of my voice here, huh?
[02:51:26]  Huh?
[02:51:27]  She blinded me with science.
[02:51:31]  I don't believe it.
[02:51:32]  There she goes again.
[02:51:34]  She's doing a barrel roll.
[02:51:36]  Engine the melting pot of friendship.
[02:51:40]  Anyway, 603, radio graffiti.
[02:51:42]  What the hell is DBT DBT?
[02:51:46]  I've displayed my DVT.
[02:51:47]  My EVT, my EVT.
[02:51:49]  Freaking DBT, damn welfare carol singing pieces of garbage.
[02:51:53]  Screw you.
[02:51:54]  337, radio graffiti.
[02:51:58]  Hey, I'm cooking babies for the clam meeting tonight.
[02:52:03]  You stupid idiot.
[02:52:04]  No party, radio graffiti.
[02:52:06]  Hey, yes, it's me again.
[02:52:09]  Jesus Christ.
[02:52:10]  What do you want, you trans-testicle?
[02:52:13]  I just wanted to know what you're doing.
[02:52:17]  What am I doing?
[02:52:17]  I'm doing radio graffiti here, you trans-testicle.
[02:52:20]  What the hell do you want?
[02:52:20]  This isn't some bathroom shitstall here, all right?
[02:52:23]  There's not a hole in the wall, is there?
[02:52:25]  There's no hole in a virtual wall here.
[02:52:27]  Is that all you're doing?
[02:52:30]  You're squeaking a little bit, huh?
[02:52:32]  You haven't gotten all the testosterone out of your body yet, huh?
[02:52:35]  The the little estrogen pumps ain't working?
[02:52:38]  Nope.
[02:52:39]  They're not working yet.
[02:52:40]  I'll tell you what, look.
[02:52:41]  What you need to do, Node Party, is you need to realize that, you know, i if you're going to act like a trans-testicle, at least you you sound like one.
[02:52:47]  You know what I mean?
[02:52:48]  I mean, look, try to talk again.
[02:52:50]  Talk again here.
[02:52:54]  I mean, you're starting to sound like you're you're starting to sound like freaking uh Mickey Mouse.
[02:52:58]  That's what you're starting to sound like, all right?
[02:53:00]  I mean, you know, this is what you should sound like.
[02:53:03]  Hello.
[02:53:04]  Um, I'm listening to True Capitalist Radio because he's such a rockin' motherfucker.
[02:53:09]  He's so hardcore.
[02:53:11]  He's a fucking ghost, man.
[02:53:13]  I mean, you should be doing something like that.
[02:53:15]  You know, not sitting over here, you know, acting like Mickey Mouse, for Christ's sake.
[02:53:20]  All right?
[02:53:22]  Anyway, let's continue going.
[02:53:23]  417, radio graffiti.
[02:53:26]  Texas wouldn't burn so easily if it wasn't a sun-dried wave.
[02:53:30]  Yeah, shove it up, your ass.
[02:53:31]  508, what's up, radio graffiti?
[02:53:34]  How's the heat over there?
[02:53:37]  Enough with the goddamn jokes about Texas Wildfires, asshole.
[02:53:40]  Enough!
[02:53:42]  203, Radio Graffiti.
[02:53:44]  Building pot, building pot, building, building pot, a French ship.
[02:53:49]  Stupid dumbass remixes, for Christ's sake.
[02:53:52]  I mean, who still plays Yoshi anymore?
[02:53:54]  What is it?
[02:53:54]  Super Nintendo Days, for Christ's sake.
[02:53:56]  917 Radio Graffiti.
[02:54:06]  Don't tell me you made a Nyan Cat remix.
[02:54:09]  God damn it.
[02:54:17]  I mean, Nine Kitty!
[02:54:18]  Nine Kitty, or God damn it, man.
[02:54:25]  Jesus, Craig, give me the mic.
[02:54:26]  Give me a graffiti.
[02:54:27]  Give me this goddamn mic for Christ's sake.
[02:54:29]  Nine kitty now, all right?
[02:54:32]  Jesus, Craig, give me a drink.
[02:54:36]  I'm out of beer.
[02:54:36]  Give me another beer for Christ's sake, Andrew.
[02:54:38]  Give me a beer.
[02:54:39]  I'm sorry, Craig.
[02:54:41]  Yeah, give me a beer here.
[02:54:44]  Oh, yeah.
[02:54:48]  We got some more beer up in here.
[02:54:50]  Let's take a chug here, all right?
[02:54:52]  Let's take a chug.
[02:54:57]  Oh, man, it's good stuff.
[02:55:00]  Really good stuff, baby.
[02:55:03]  Let's take a couple more callers here.
[02:55:05]  5-7-3-Radio-Graffiti.
[02:55:10]  No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
[02:55:13]  Cheers with you.
[02:55:15]  Freaking, he mixes me.
[02:55:17]  How many remixes are there, man?
[02:55:20]  How many remixes are out there, man?
[02:55:26]  Jesus Christ!
[02:55:30]  972, radio graffiti.
[02:55:33]  Could you talk to your girl voice some more?
[02:55:35]  It's kind of getting me hard.
[02:55:37]  Jesus Christ, you sick son of a bitch.
[02:55:39]  405, radio graffiti.
[02:55:41]  I like your political cartoon.
[02:55:43]  Good job.
[02:55:46]  The hell you mean my political cartoon?
[02:55:47]  I ain't got no political cartoon.
[02:55:49]  Who the hell's drawing cartoons about me?
[02:55:50]  What the hell are they doing about me now?
[02:55:54]  Jesus Christ.
[02:55:56]  778 Radio Graffiti.
[02:56:03]  I didn't understand that because your phone sucks.
[02:56:06]  Let's be honest.
[02:56:07]  It sucks.
[02:56:08]  That's his, Radio Graffiti.
[02:56:17]  Get up for Christ's sake, man.
[02:56:21]  Jesus Christ, what's freaking remixes, man?
[02:56:23]  How many remixes?
[02:56:25]  How many remixes?
[02:56:29]  Dammit!
[02:56:41]  God damn it.
[02:56:43]  Jesus.
[02:56:48]  I mean, I don't deserve this, man.
[02:56:51]  I mean, I'm jaded for Christ's sake.
[02:56:54]  I mean, I'm depressed.
[02:56:57]  I can't believe how much of a fool these damn trolls are trying to make me out here.
[02:57:07]  I mean, they're useless.
[02:57:09]  I mean, they're a waste of human life.
[02:57:29]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[02:57:33]  Oh, my God.
[02:57:36]  Oh, my heart's beating like a goddamn rabbit.
[02:57:41]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[02:57:43]  Damn it.
[02:57:44]  I'm sweating.
[02:57:45]  I'm sweating.
[02:57:46]  It's 62 degrees in here.
[02:57:48]  I'm sweating like a gunther.
[02:57:58]  I'm fucking sweating in here for Christ's sake.
[02:58:03]  We got two minutes left.
[02:58:08]  I'm going to take a couple more calls here.
[02:58:09]  646 Radio Graffiti.
[02:58:17]  Remix is gone!
[02:58:37]  Jesus Christ.
[02:58:39]  Get this mic out of my face.
[02:58:42]  Get me out of here, engineer.
[02:58:57]  I'm sick.
[02:58:58]  I'm done.
[02:58:59]  I'm done.
[02:59:00]  Put a fork in me.
[02:59:01]  I'm goddamn.
[02:59:09]  I'm done.
[02:59:13]  Jesus Christ.
[02:59:14]  Give me the mic.
[02:59:15]  Give me the mic.
[02:59:17]  Give me that freaking mic for Christ's sake.
[02:59:20]  Let me tell you something.
[02:59:23]  You assholes will be lucky.
[02:59:25]  You'll be lucky if I come here tomorrow for Baller Friday.
[02:59:28]  Do you understand that?
[02:59:29]  The type of disrespect you're giving me, for Christ's sake.
[02:59:35]  You should all be ashamed of yourselves.
[02:59:41]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[02:59:43]  Anyway, I'm out of here for Christ's sake.
[02:59:45]  Everybody, follow me on Twitter, alright?
[02:59:47]  Follow me on Twitter.
[02:59:48]  Ghost Politics is the name to follow.
[02:59:50]  And moreover, if you don't have your fair fix of True Capitalist Radio, then go to bloghalkradio.com/slash ghost.
[02:59:58]  Alright, I get every goddamn blog talk, radio, bronze up radio broadcast on there for on-demand downloading, for Christ's sake.
[03:00:07]  Jesus Christ, I'm stumbling over my own tongue for Christ's sake because I'm light-headed.
[03:00:11]  I'm light-headed up in here for Christ's sake.
[03:00:13]  I got this damn vein in my head just throbbing for Christ's sake because of you assholes.
[03:00:22]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[03:00:24]  Anyway, folks, we are already off the air.
[03:00:27]  We're already off the air for Christ's sake.
[03:00:29]  I'm not giving no goddamn chat shout-outs to you, sons of bitches.
[03:00:32]  We'll do a couple of more after-the-show radio graffitis, and that's about it.
[03:00:37]  All right?
[03:00:37]  After the show, radio graffiti, and that's about it.
[03:00:42]  All right?
[03:00:43]  So, what do we got here?
[03:00:44]  We got Boo Dude 5, Radio Graffiti.
[03:00:47]  Ghost, I can supply you some insight on the Scarlet Johansson pics.
[03:00:51]  Well, well, you know, maybe not today.
[03:00:54]  Banjo the Bear, Radio Graffiti.
[03:01:04]  Remix this, man.
[03:01:06]  I mean, where do you find time for this crap?
[03:01:10]  215, Radio Graffiti.

=== Jamaica Jackass Radio Graffiti End (11:22) ===

[03:01:13]  It must be legal in Texas to shoot niggers.
[03:01:16]  Shut up, you stupid, dumb audio splicer.
[03:01:19]  I never said that.
[03:01:21]  I never said that, you moron.
[03:01:25]  318, radio graffiti.
[03:01:28]  I would love to see a squat barbecue in Texas.
[03:01:32]  Shove it up, your ass.
[03:01:33]  Strap on, radio graffiti.
[03:01:36]  I fucking hate niggers.
[03:01:40]  God damn it.
[03:01:41]  I never said that, you audio splicers.
[03:01:44]  I never said that.
[03:01:50]  I never said that, man.
[03:01:54]  I never said that crap.
[03:01:59]  Jesus Christ, give me a like.
[03:02:01]  Give me that.
[03:02:03]  Give me the damn mic for Christ's sake.
[03:02:04]  I never said that crap.
[03:02:06]  All the true fans of True Capitalist Radio know I never said that.
[03:02:09]  You got a whole bunch of audio splicer agitator troll jerk dicks that are trying to agitate the broadcast, splicing my audio files and attempting to try to make me look like a jag off.
[03:02:20]  571 radio graffiti.
[03:02:23]  Go, why are you looking at passive 13-year-old pictures, you thick fuck?
[03:02:28]  Yeah, shove it up your ass.
[03:02:29]  Maybe because he's a stupid burrito eating idiot.
[03:02:32]  718, radio graffiti.
[03:02:37]  Yeah, you're just sitting there playing with your Peter Popper for Christ's sake.
[03:02:40]  Who else do we got going on?
[03:02:41]  We got John Scott, Radio Graffiti.
[03:02:48]  Jesus Christ, is everybody going to play with their Peter Popper today?
[03:02:51]  Is that it?
[03:02:51]  Is everybody just going to sit back and count the dingleberries on their shit funnel?
[03:02:55]  Jesus Christ.
[03:02:56]  Jacuzzi the bird, radio graffiti.
[03:03:06]  Freaking man.
[03:03:08]  I'm giving you idiots an opportunity for radio graffiti.
[03:03:12]  Enough, enough, enough.
[03:03:27]  Enough, man!
[03:03:30]  I'm giving you idiots after the radio graffiti, after the show, radio graffiti, for Christ's sake.
[03:03:38]  I mean, I'm shooting pearls to you, idiots.
[03:03:41]  And look at you.
[03:03:41]  Look at how you're repaying me, for Christ's sake.
[03:03:43]  Look at how you're repaying me.
[03:03:45]  I deserve more respect.
[03:03:50]  Goddamn mic, give me the mic.
[03:03:54]  We're going to try this again, folks.
[03:03:56]  So let me tell you something.
[03:03:56]  I really don't appreciate the type of agitation that I'm taking on this broadcast.
[03:04:00]  All right?
[03:04:01]  All these fruity ass flesh flute playing pieces of Milky Lick and pink tank playing crap garbage.
[03:04:07]  Are out here basically turning today's broadcast into a damn bathhouse Thursday, and I don't appreciate it.
[03:04:14]  563, Radio Graffiti.
[03:04:17]  Head the show with the hot tokens.
[03:04:19]  Do it.
[03:04:20]  Yeah, shove it up, your ass.
[03:04:22]  425, Radio Graffiti.
[03:04:24]  I'm on dashboards.com.
[03:04:28]  I can't understand you.
[03:04:31]  We can't understand you.
[03:04:32]  No Nintendo.
[03:04:34]  No Nintendo.
[03:04:36]  832, Radio Graffiti.
[03:04:39]  Ghost, what are the discussions between Transaction?
[03:04:43]  We can't hear you.
[03:04:43]  You got bean and cheese or is Mom at Applebee's?
[03:04:46]  919, Radio Graffiti.
[03:04:48]  Get up, my friend.
[03:04:49]  Let's talk to you.
[03:04:54]  Stop making fun of the engineer, assholes, all right?
[03:04:57]  They're making fun of you, engineer.
[03:04:58]  I mean, this is sick.
[03:05:01]  Yeah, I'm cracked.
[03:05:03]  Yeah, you heard him.
[03:05:04]  417, radio graffiti.
[03:05:08]  Let Texas burn.
[03:05:10]  Yeah, you sound like a fruit bowl.
[03:05:12]  It's the same top man fruit bowl.
[03:05:13]  We'll call you top man from now on.
[03:05:15]  719, radio graffiti.
[03:05:18]  Hey, ghost, how's it going?
[03:05:19]  I appreciate you.
[03:05:21]  And I think that you have some really good points, and you got an avid listener, all right?
[03:05:26]  Hey, thanks a lot, man.
[03:05:27]  I appreciate it, man.
[03:05:28]  I really do.
[03:05:29]  I appreciate it.
[03:05:30]  Big time.
[03:05:31]  720, Radio Graffiti.
[03:05:34]  Hey, giving you guys a shout-out, Engineer.
[03:05:36]  You're awesome.
[03:05:38]  Somebody gave you a shout-out, Engineer.
[03:05:43]  Good.
[03:05:43]  817, Radio Graffiti.
[03:05:45]  You only hit Abraham Lincoln because he freed the black people and destroyed the Texas asshole.
[03:05:50]  Yeah, shut up.
[03:05:51]  That's a Jesus freak.
[03:05:52]  All right, that's a Jesus freak over there.
[03:05:54]  570, Radio Graffiti.
[03:05:58]  Hurry up, tough guy.
[03:06:01]  What do you think, your Frank Rizzo, Sizzle Chest?
[03:06:03]  Jesus Christ, happy Radio 3000, Radio Graffiti.
[03:06:14]  What kind of nigh-in kitty is that, for Christ's sake?
[03:06:16]  Jesus Christ, sounds like some Rastaganja crap.
[03:06:21]  You know what I mean?
[03:06:21]  It sounds like some idiot from Jamaica.
[03:06:23]  Oh, you're doing I'm Bujo from Jamaica, man.
[03:06:27]  I'm gonna play Jamaica, Nyan Katman.
[03:06:31]  I'm Buju from Jamaica.
[03:06:33]  Smoking the Rasta Ganja straight from Jamaica with a Green Glass groove.
[03:06:37]  That's right, man.
[03:06:39]  I am from Jamaica.
[03:06:40]  Baba Churanga, Baba Churanga.
[03:06:43]  Ole Male Sile Malego Le Malanga.
[03:06:46]  I am singing because I can amboranga.
[03:06:52]  Anyway, sorry, I got in that river.
[03:06:54]  You get that goddamn Rastaganja stuff in your head.
[03:06:57]  You know, you just kind of, you know, you get the Jamaican, you know, the Jamaican spirit.
[03:07:02]  nine-one-seven radio graffiti uh...
[03:07:09]  financials 662, radio graffiti.
[03:07:14]  Hey, ghosts.
[03:07:16]  Another avid listener here.
[03:07:18]  Thanks to you, I finally beat Donkey Kong Country.
[03:07:21]  Yeah, well, I told you it was an easy freaking game.
[03:07:24]  You just needed somebody to kick in the balls and put you into reality.
[03:07:27]  989, Radio Graffiti.
[03:07:31]  Burn, motherfucker.
[03:07:36]  Yeah, real funny asshole.
[03:07:38]  All right, real funny.
[03:07:39]  712 Radio Graffiti.
[03:07:48]  Goddamn circus.
[03:07:50]  Jesus Christ.
[03:07:51]  How many remixes are there out there, man?
[03:07:55]  I mean, it's like there are thousands or something, man.
[03:08:00]  Jesus Christ, man.
[03:08:02]  831, radio graffiti.
[03:08:04]  Hey, ghost.
[03:08:04]  Keep up the good work.
[03:08:05]  For anchoring one out.
[03:08:07]  Hey, man, I appreciate it, man.
[03:08:09]  Take it easy.
[03:08:10]  64.
[03:08:11]  Screw that asshole.
[03:08:12]  512, Radio Graffiti.
[03:08:14]  You're a funny asshole.
[03:08:24]  Real funny.
[03:08:25]  You know, I'm taking a couple of more, and that's it.
[03:08:28]  All right, that's it.
[03:08:30]  Anal Tooth Fairy, radio graffiti.
[03:08:33]  Melting, melting pot of break.
[03:08:35]  Melting, melting pot.
[03:08:37]  Melting, melting pot of break shit.
[03:08:42]  You son of a bitches, man.
[03:08:46]  That's enough.
[03:08:47]  I've had about enough.
[03:08:48]  That's it.
[03:08:49]  That's it.
[03:08:50]  Get me out of here.
[03:08:51]  That's freaking enough.
[03:08:52]  These people have made enough jackass out of me.
[03:08:54]  Enough.
[03:08:59]  All right?
[03:09:02]  Enough.
[03:09:06]  Jesus Christ.
[03:09:08]  Anyway, let me get out of here.
[03:09:10]  Give me the mic here.
[03:09:12]  Give me the goddamn mic for Christ's sake.
[03:09:15]  All right?
[03:09:16]  Anyway, I'm out of here, folks, all right?
[03:09:20]  And maybe, just maybe, I may do tomorrow's Baller Friday edition.
[03:09:25]  I just may.
[03:09:26]  It just depends, all right?
[03:09:28]  It just depends.
[03:09:30]  So, why don't you give me a tweet on Twitter and try to convince me whether or not I should conduct another goddamn broadcast tomorrow, especially after all these disgusting, despicable scumbags are out here trying to besmirch my show, trying to besmirch my integrity, for Christ's sake.
[03:09:48]  So, once again, hook me up.
[03:09:51]  Ghost politics, all one word, no underscore.
[03:09:54]  Send some tweets at me.
[03:09:55]  Break bread with me, baby.
[03:09:57]  Let me know what's going on.
[03:09:58]  All right?
[03:10:01]  Anyway, folks, I am out of here.
[03:10:03]  No, no, I'm not giving chat shout-outs, all right?
[03:10:06]  No!
[03:10:07]  No, I'm not going to get chat shout-outs.
[03:10:09]  You goddamn assholes were treating me like dick snot.
[03:10:14]  You assholes were treating me like dog shit, for Christ's sake.
[03:10:17]  You assholes were sitting here laughing at Texas.
[03:10:21]  Texas barbecue, hot nails and text.
[03:10:26]  Screw all you idiots.
[03:10:27]  I'm going to give you no freaking chat shout-outs, boy.
[03:10:31]  You milky-licking piece of nipple-clamp-lubbing butt-lug up the ass-looking crap.
[03:10:37]  I'm getting the hell out of here.
[03:10:38]  I'm going somewhere else.
[03:10:40]  All right?
[03:10:40]  Screw all you trolls that are out there talking garbage to me, all right?
[03:10:44]  You will rue the day.
[03:10:46]  I'm going to repeat this one more time.
[03:10:47]  You will rule the day that you tried to make a jackass out of ghosts, for Christ's sake.
[03:10:52]  All right?
[03:10:53]  Two words.
[03:10:54]  Punitive damages, asshole.
[03:10:56]  Punitive damages.
[03:10:57]  Anyway, I'm out of here.
[03:10:59]  I may or may not be here for Baller Friday.
[03:11:01]  I don't know yet.
[03:11:03]  I don't know.
[03:11:05]  But if you want to know if I'm going to show up, well, by God, follow me on Twitter.
[03:11:08]  It's the best way to figure out when I'm going to conduct a broadcast or if I'm going to be chatting.
[03:11:11]  I actually conduct voice chats and actually have a lot of the fans that come in and we have great conversations about capitalism.
[03:11:19]  It's actually a lot better than the show, for Christ's sake.
[03:11:21]  You know, I mean, a lot of these voice chats that I conduct are a lot better than the show out here.
[03:11:25]  All right, because in the voice chat, I just kick their asses out.
[03:11:28]  You know, when they sit over here trying to troll, try to be some jerk dick, I kick them out.
[03:11:34]  So anyway, folks, I am out of here.
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=== Boarshead Teriyaki Chicken Flavor (00:31) ===

[03:12:35]  That's it.
[03:12:36]  Boarshead is bringing a slice of Japan to the deli.
[03:12:40]  Introducing Boarshead Ichiban Teriyaki Style Chicken.
[03:12:44]  Tender, slow-roasted chicken breast, coated in our signature teriyaki glaze, where ginger, garlic, and a hint of brown sugar meet for a flavor that's both sweet and savory.
[03:12:56]  New Boarshead Ichiban teriyaki style chicken.
[03:13:00]  The bold flavor of Japan.
[03:13:02]  Now at the deli.
[03:13:03]  Only from Boar's Head.
[03:13:05]  Compromise elsewhere.