Ghost analyzes September 8th, 2011 market volatility, citing Bernanke's warnings and a 1.04% Dow drop while predicting gold bubbles near $3,000. He endorses Rick Perry over Romney and Paul, labeling Social Security a Ponzi scheme and urging youth to reject entitlements like EBT cards. The broadcast escalates with anti-NASA conspiracy claims, support for the death penalty, and heated exchanges regarding callers' threats against Obama and personal insults, culminating in Ghost's abrupt sign-off due to online harassment. [Automatically generated summary]
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Terry.
Broadcasting from his skylight office studios in beautiful downtown Austin, Texas.
You sound fruitier than a box of fruit loops, for Christ's sake.
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Thank you for tuning in with me to another edition of True Capitalist Radio.
And of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
And once again, folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
This is episode number 147.
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Once again, Helter Skelter Day on the damn markets today, folks.
You know, I know we saw some major gains yesterday, but of course we saw some bad economic data.
We saw higher unemployment numbers come out.
We saw a lot of different numbers that kind of spooked the market.
And moreover, the leakage of a lot of the things that are going to come out in the speech tonight that is going to be taking place by the president or is going to be outlined by the president, this new jobs speech is what I'm speaking of.
He's going to outline this $300 billion, that's right, $300 billion little jobs initiative, which is not really speaking too highly, at least to the investors.
So as a result, they're spooked.
Moreover, we also heard Ben Bernanke today talk at the Economic Club, which also spooked the market.
So as a result, you could take a look at the day chart of any of these markets, Dow Jones, SP, or NASDAQ.
Unbelievably volatile.
We're going to continue to see this type of volatility, folks, until we have a complete and total change of administration.
But once again, minor retraction today.
I'm not really, you know, I'm not really faced by it.
I'm brushing my shoulders off with it, to be completely honest with you.
A lot of the things that Ben Bernanke talked about, well, let's get to that later.
Let's go ahead and go through the markets, and I'll talk about Ben Bernanke here in a second.
Let's get to the Dow Jones Industrials.
We saw modest sell-off, or a little bit more than a modest sell-off today.
Was down 119 points, a percentage decrease of 1.04% on the day, closing out the Dow Jones Industrial at 11,295.80 points.
Let's get to the S ⁇ P. SP is down 12.72 points, a percentage decrease of 1.06%, closing out the day at 1,185.90 points for the SP 500.
We've got NASDAQ closing out down 19.80 points, a percentage decrease of 0.78%, down 0.78% for the NASDAQ.
But lo and behold, we're continuing to see positive numbers to our friends across the pond.
The FTSE 100 is increased today.
It's increased because of the, I'm assuming the central bank, the European Central Bank, keeping their rates at half a percent or whatever the hell a percentage is.
I don't really care.
I'm not really invested in Europe, so I really don't give two rats' asses.
But as a result, we saw some modest increases in the FTSE 100.
It is up today, 21.79 points, a percentage increase of 0.41%, closing out the FTSE at 5,340.38 points.
All right, let's continue on.
Let's get to the commodities, shall we?
Now, once again, you saw a retraction in the equities market.
Traditionally, you would see an increase in the commodities.
Now, this somewhat happened today.
You're starting to see a little bit of fundamentals come back into the market.
But once again, these pussy-whipped investors out here in the investment community are completely just, they don't know what to do with them.
No, their asses from their elbow.
They're stupid.
Let's be honest.
All right, it's just the way it is.
Let's get to commodities, shall we?
Let's get to the energy.
Brent crude futures are down today after seeing increases the past several days, major increases the past several days.
It is down $1.59, a percentage decrease of 1.37%, closing out Brent crude at $114.21 per barrel of Brent crude.
Gasoline sliding modestly after seeing spikes within the past several days.
It is down $12, a percentage decrease of 1.24% on the day for gasoline futures.
Heating oil also saw a sell-off today.
It was down $3.56, a percentage decrease of 1.16% on the day for heating oil.
Natural gas, once again, I mean, you're talking about a goddamn volatile market.
The natural gas market just continues.
It's just unbelievable helter-skelter.
And for you folks that are wondering, if you're hearing like construction type of machinery in the background here, folks, I'm out here in Austin, Texas, and once again, development continues to flourish.
And whenever I see new high rises go up, whenever I see new development transpire, I think of growth.
I think of economic growth.
And as a result, if you hear any of these machines in the background, not only are they constructing some sort of new development on the outside of the office building that I'm residing in, but also we have some headquarters of sorts moving into the whole floor upstairs, moving in the whole damn floor of where I'm at upstairs.
So you're going to hear a lot of construction, a lot of old banging, that sort of thing.
But as a result, it's prosperity happening here in Austin, Texas, and I love it.
So if you hear any little beep, beep, you hear it.
They're already doing it now.
Do you hear it?
I mean, that's what I'm doing.
I think of that as development, baby.
I think of that as prosperity.
But anyway, now that we've gotten that out of the way, I want to talk about natural gas futures because the volatility in the natural gas market within the past three months has been unbelievable.
Just take a three-month chart of the natural gas futures.
Unfreaking real.
I mean, it's like the equities markets, for Christ's sake.
I don't know what it is.
I don't play the natural gas market.
But let me tell you something.
There's either people either winning or really losing in all this volatility.
Anyway, natural gas is up $0.06, a percentage increase on the day of 1.57%.
Let's get to WTI Sweet Crude, shall we?
Because let's just say that we need to keep close eye on this particular price.
Because as I've stated, whenever WTI Sweet Crude, which is the crude oil consumed by us here in America, whatever it spikes into the $90, $100 range, that price is not only reflected in the price that we pay at the pump, it's also reflected in the price that we pay for goods in general.
Because when the price of crude oil goes up, everything goes up by default.
Because you have to think, how does a product get from the producer to the retailer?
Well, obviously, it has to be delivered by some sort of transportation.
And that transportation utilizes petroleum.
And they purchase petroleum at the prices of the market.
So as a result, whenever you see these increases in WTI sweet crude, it's going to relay itself onto the products that you consume.
Moreover, you're going to see it at the gas pumps, which is going to prevent you from wanting to go out, have some drinks, have something to eat, go shopping.
But let's talk about WTI.
It was down today, 56 cents, a percentage decrease of 0.63% on the day today.
Closing out WTI, still a little high as far as I'm concerned.
It is $88.78 per barrel of WTI sweet crude.
And as I said, if we want to see a more flourishing, robust, a little bit more consumer-confident society here in America, we need to figure out how to bring down that cost of WTI sweet crude.
We need to see it in the $70, at least at the very minimum, $70 per barrel range, so that we can enable a lot of these folks out here in the consumer market to go out and spend some money, go out and have a few drinks, have a goddamn meal.
So anyway, let's continue on.
Agriculture, baby.
Agriculture, canola.
I mean, everything in agriculture sold off.
But once again, I think that we are seeing a helter-skelter market.
These idiots don't know what the hell they're doing out here.
The investors are just kind of moving their money with the news.
That's what it is.
It's stupid.
It's ridiculous.
You know, what did I tell you?
I've been saying this from day one.
If there's some goddamn news, if there's bad economic data, if there's anything that spooks the market, whether negatively or positively, it's going in that particular direction in that day, regardless.
But the volatility is great if you are a day trader.
All right?
Yeah, I mean, if you're a day trader, the volatility is great.
I mean, there's enough money to be making some serious liquid to parlay in long-term investments.
Once these investors finally take their heads out of their clogged up poopers and realize that, hey, we've way oversold this market.
We should be at 13,500 of the Dow Jones Industrials at this point.
And the reason that we oversold this market is because we're idiots.
Anyway, let me get back to the market here.
Agriculture, canola is down $1.80, a percentage decrease of 0.32%.
Cocoa continues its descend.
So for all you fat, jelly-ass bastards that like to shove a couple of damn candy bars down your hole, well, you're going to be able to do so with a lot less hole in your pocket because it is down continuing.
Its trend within the past at least five, six days of down negative numbers in the cocoa futures market, it is down again, $43, a percentage decrease of 1.46% on the day.
Let's go to coffee, shall we?
We saw a bump in coffee yesterday, but once again, seeing a modest sell-off today, it is down 40 cents, a percentage decrease of 0.14% on the day.
We've got corn continuing its descend, and I think it needs to go down even more, for Christ's sake.
It needs to go down even more as far as I'm concerned.
I mean, but of course it's not going to go down because our government, you know, basically gives tax dollars to the corn ethanol industry so that they can burn food.
That's what we're doing.
We're burning food to fuel our gas gustlers, and I hope you all are proud of it.
I talk about it every single time I can because I think it's a disgrace, but everybody's just sitting on their thumbs thinking it's a great day in Mr. Rogers' neighborhood.
Meanwhile, how in the hell are these Mexicans going to pay for their tortillas?
That's what I'm really concerned about.
These high-ass corn prices.
What about these Mexicans that, you know, they've got to make their goddamn tortillas.
Anyway, let me move on.
Corn is down.
It is down $14, a percentage decrease of 1.87%.
We've got cotton up.
Jesus Christ, I don't know what it is.
Is it the back to school?
Is it the potential Arctic front?
And people are going to need sweaters and all this nonsense.
I have no idea.
I have no idea, but cotton is spiked today.
I mean, anybody who made this play today made some serious money.
It is up $3.29, a percentage increase of 2.98% on the day.
Good Lord.
Made some serious money.
Anybody who made that play, let's talk about wheat, shall we?
Wheat is down $13, a percentage decrease of 1.51%.
Sugar, it's continuing that small bump that we're seeing.
We saw it yesterday.
It's continuing that trend.
It is up 32 cents today, a percentage increase of 1.13% on the day.
Soybean futures are down $2.50.
And has anybody seen this continuous trend on lumber, baby?
Lumber!
I mean, I've been talking about increases in lumber for the whole past week, for Christ's sake.
Anybody who made a play on lumber when I was telling everybody to entertain these plays as we start seeing these Arctic, or not Arctic, but these hurricanes come in and cause devastation, what have I been saying?
What have I been saying, baby?
Do some goddamn investing, and lumber is the way to do it.
And let me tell you something.
Lumber is up.
I've been saying that every time you've been listening to the broadcast, folks.
Lumber is up.
Lumber is up.
And let me tell you, it is up again today in a down market.
Lumber is up $5.20, a percentage increase of 1.91% on the day.
I mean, good God.
I mean, let me tell you like this.
If you would have entertained any kind of lumber plays, whether it be through the futures market, ETFs, any other financial instrument, equities, if you would have made these plays, you would have at least, at the very least, been at least up 15% on your goddamn money, baby.
Gold Silver Market Bubble00:11:23
Oh, my God, this is just unbelievable.
I'm telling you, the prognosticator of Prognosticator strikes again.
That's good to be right.
I tell you that right now.
Anyway, let's continue going, shall we?
I know I'm making people's feelings hurt because they're like, oh, my God, I missed another opportunity.
That ghost basically silver platter served my ass.
And all I did was flap my fat Cheeto stained fingers on the keyboard and try to call him up and play an audiophile that I didn't even freaking make.
Oh my God.
Anyway, let's continue going, shall we?
We got, where are we at?
Oat futures are down today.
Major sell-off in oat.
Down $8.25, a percentage decrease of 2.28% on the day.
Let's get to soybean oil.
It is down 34 cents, a percentage decrease of 0.58%.
And oh, my God.
I mean, oh, my God, did everybody see this ridiculous increase in the wool futures?
I mean, good God.
I mean, seriously, for Christ's sake, did everybody I mean, Jesus Christ, it looks like the bull-nosed bulldykes came out today and started carpet-freaking munching.
I mean, wool is up $21, a percentage increase of 1.53% on the day.
Good God.
It looks like Rosie O'Donnell had a pretty good appetite.
You understand?
Looks like her and Ellen DeGeneres went to the all-you-can-eat buffet on that one.
Anyway, let's continue going, shall we?
Let's go to the metals.
Anyway, copper is down because, once again, we saw bad economic numbers.
And as I've always said about copper, it's going to reflect the numbers or the consumer sentiment.
That's what the investors go by whenever they see bad, negative numbers as it relates to consumer confidence.
And a lot of these economic, excuse me, these job numbers that came out here, which was worse than expected, a lot of these unemployment numbers that came out today, spooked the market.
And obviously, it spooked the people that were in the copper's futures because they sold.
They sold off today.
Because like I said, folks, the reason people in copper sell off when they see these economic numbers, these bad unemployment numbers, is because they realize that there's not going to be enough people purchasing appliances and other goods that utilize copper as a major component of the construction of the particular widget in question, for Christ's sake.
So as a result, we're seeing a retraction today in copper.
It is down today, $1.20, a percentage decrease of 0.29% for copper.
But by God.
What did I tell you?
All right, what did I tell you about gold?
What did I tell all you?
I know we saw a minor retraction in gold today, and the reason I said it was was because we saw a lot of people selling off their positions and parlaying it in the equities market, for Christ's sake, all right?
Well, now, by God, because we're seeing more increase in stimulus spending, according to the released reports about the president's speech this evening, we're hearing the Federal Reserve and Ben Bernanke saying that he's open to more ideas in trying to hedge any kind of stagnation of economic growth, which means he's probably opening up for a possible, possible quantitative easing three phase.
You know, there's a lot of things that I have stated that is going to bring this gold price up.
And on top of the things that are being conducted by the government and the Federal Reserve, but look at the accumulation.
I mean, just take a look at any of your news media, for Christ's sake, and take a look at the commercials.
It's either somebody trying to buy or sell you gold, for Christ's sake, or silver.
And that tells me that there is obviously a mass accumulation of this commodity.
And as a result, and I've always said it is a bubble.
This is what this is.
Gold is a bubble.
And all I'm telling everybody right now, you better hop on the wave.
All right?
You better hop on that wave and ride that bubble, baby.
Ride that bubble.
Ride that bubble, for Christ's sake.
I'm not joking.
I'm not joking.
I mean, you're going to kick yourself in the ass when you start seeing these gold prices at $2,500.
I mean, possibly $3,000.
I'm stating my price at about $2,500, but I'm going to be looking tentatively on whether or not I should sell off my positions.
I may liquidate some position to $2,500, but we may see an increase, a dramatic bump into the $3,000 range once that $2,500 price point is matched or surpassed.
So once again, folks, I know that we're seeing a lot of volatility in the gold markets, but it's just the market.
It's just the way it is.
It's this uncertain, goddamn investment community that we have to deal with.
We saw a major sell-off yesterday, and guess what?
Day, they all bought back in for Christ's sake.
All right, gold is up $51.80, a percentage increase of 2.85% on the day.
All right?
Are you kidding me?
2.85% on the day for gold closing out at $1,869.40 per troy ounce of gold.
And let me tell you, you better hop on and you better ride that gold bubble.
Or I don't know what the hell, I think you're just going to be sitting there counting the dingle berries in your anal hair because you should be, at least, at the very least, starting to accumulate scrap gold, buy gold off of other people, go to the pawn shop.
I've always said that the easiest and the cheapest way to accumulate physical gold is go to a freaking pawn shop.
You go out there and negotiate with these guys because remember, pawn shops do not sell gold at the price of the market.
All right?
They do not sell gold at the price of the market.
So what they're doing is they're marking up the profit that they need so that they can recoup their money and generate a certain amount of money on profit.
And a lot of these profit margins are way below gold market value.
And as I've said, as I've said, it's one of the easiest ways to capitalize on this gold bubble.
Just start accumulating gold and put it in a safe somewhere and make sure nobody knows about it.
All right?
I'm serious.
Make sure nobody knows about it.
Don't show some chick so you, you know, so she can play with your wiener or anything.
Don't do anything of that nature.
Nothing.
You know, put it in a safe, accumulate it, and then once you start seeing these 2,500, 3,000 or troy ounce gold prices, liquidate that crap and ball till you fall, baby.
Ball till you fall, baby.
Woo, man.
I'm feeling good, baby, because I'm well diversified in all these things.
You know it and I know it.
I mean, a well-learned capitalist that wants to beat the market is fully diversified in all aspects of the market.
All right, and that's all there is to it.
Anyway, let's continue going.
We got silver continuing its uptrend.
And what I've been saying about silver, I think it's a short-term gain.
I think that we're going to see another $50 or troy ounce of silver.
I think that's my price point here within the next couple of months, I would say.
And once it hits that $50 mark, you're going to see another retraction.
So silver is a little bit different than gold.
Gold, I believe that you're going to see an uptrend from gold, at least for the next year and a half, at least for the next year and a half, or until we finally get a whole new administration in the White House.
But I'm telling you right now, if you want to make some short-term gains, silver right now is the place to be.
And I'm saying once it hits the $50 per troy ounce price point, we may see a retraction or we may not.
I mean, you know, I really don't know how to read this pussy-whipped investor sentiment.
I mean, all I'm trying to do is just make a little bit of coin and get the hell out of here and make some liquid and parlay those in other long-term investments.
And that's why you trade on the short term.
You trade on the short term, not to, you know, get a short-term chunk of change so you can go out to goddamn Hawaii.
No, you go out and you parlay all this liquid that you're accumulating in short-term trades, day trades, options trades, shorting.
You accumulate this and you parlay it into long-term investment.
All right, long-term investment reigns supreme, folks.
And I know there's a lot of individuals that are like, oh, I don't want to.
Long-term investment reigns supreme.
Just ask Warren Buffett.
This is a man who made billions, billions of dollars purely on long-term investment.
Bottom line.
Anyway, where the hell am I at?
Where am I at, engineer?
Oh, silver.
All right, we got silver up 76 cents today.
A percentage increase of 1.85% on the day, closing out silver at $42.40 per troy ounce of silver.
And this is why I'm saying, folks, this is why I'm saying short term on silver, long-term on gold.
And what I mean by long term is at least a year, year and a half.
But once that price point of $2,500 per troy ounce on gold is met, you need to tentatively look and make a decision.
You need to make an individual decision on what the hell you're going to do at that point in time.
Anyway, let's continue going, shall we?
We got livestock.
Live cattle is up.
It continues to go up 67 cents, a percentage increase of 0.57%.
And let me tell you, I have said that the reason we're seeing an increase in livestock is because of the worst.
And let me repeat.
They have said that the Texas drought, the Texas heat wave, has been the worst heat wave in the United States history.
All right?
So not only have we had the worst drought and the worst heat wave in United States history, on top of that, on top of that, we have this scorched earth situation that is completely wiping us out with all these damn forest fires and all these fires that are just jeopardizing not only livestock, but agriculture.
And of course, Texas is the largest producer of cattle.
And obviously, we're going to see a decrease in supply for cattle as a result of the drought in the wildfires.
So what I'm saying is, is the reason we're seeing this increase, and we may continue to see this trend, is because of these factors.
So live cattle is up 67 cents, a percentage increase of 0.57%.
We got cattle feeder, they're up 92 cents, a percentage increase of 0.69%.
We've got lean hogs for all you fat jelly ass hembones.
Fat, juicy, smelly, greasy ass hembones.
Well, lean hogs continue their uptrend, for Christ's sake.
I mean, whoever put in short term on lean hog, you're making money because they are up 75 cents again, 75 cents today, a percentage increase of 0.91%, for Christ's sake.
So for all you hembone assholes, it's going to burn a hole in your pocket for those ham and cheese sandwiches that you're shoving down your gullet, for Christ's sake, all right?
Capitalist Confessions Time00:15:52
Anyway, that, my friends, is the market for your ass.
Anyway, folks, we've got a lot of things to talk about today.
I want to talk a little bit about Ben Bernanke, because once Ben Bernanke spoke at the Economic Club in Minnesota and it was aired on a lot of these business channels, this is when we saw the biggest decrease in the markets.
Because for the most part, if you take a look at the trend, a day chart of the Dow Jones Industrials, we actually saw some positivity around 11 o'clock at 10 o'clock in the morning.
We actually saw some positivity.
But of course, Ben Bernanke came out and basically talked a bunch of economic gibberish that a lot of people really don't understand unless you understand economics.
But on top of which, he basically threw the basically threw the ball in the politicians' court.
He's saying that the Federal Reserve can only do so much and that it has to be a fiscally responsible public policymakers that are going to help the integrity of the American dollar.
Now, he reasserted once again that the American dollar is still the world currency of the world, but that could be jeopardized if we continue down this fiscally irresponsible trend that has been conducted by our governments and by our people.
And according to Ben Bernanke, a lot of these sacrifices that we're going to need to make as it results of America becoming fiscally responsible again are going to have to take it in stride.
But I just don't believe that's going to happen.
I just don't believe that's going to happen whatsoever, for Christ's sake.
All right?
I mean, we need fiscal responsibility.
I've been calling for fiscal responsibility in Washington, but unfortunately, we're not going to get it, man.
I mean, a lot of these politicians that are in Washington today depend on the fact that people are dependent on the government.
I mean, do you understand how a lot of these people are in office today?
They pander.
They pander to these losers.
They pander to the entitlement recipients out here.
I mean, vote for me, and I'll increase your entitlements 25%, 30%.
I'm not joking.
So I don't understand how we're going to become fiscally responsible if we have politicians who conduct themselves in this manner.
And moreover, they utilize the threat of the abolishing of these particular entitlements as leverage with these voters to hypersensationalize these people into going out in the streets and causing mass hysteria.
Do you know it, and I know it, folks?
We all remember those marches.
Remember, is it related to the immigration situation?
Do you all remember that?
When these goddamn left-wing liberals rabble-rouse these Mexicans that are going out in the streets and talking about La Rossa and all this other nonsense.
It's ridiculous.
I'm telling you, this is what the liberals are good for.
They're good at rabble-rousing a bunch of simpletons into going out in the street and causing havoc just so they can sustain their own bureaucratic authority.
It's a disgrace.
It's what it is.
It's an utter disgrace.
And Ben Bernanke out there at the Economic Club basically laid out saying, hey, look, the Federal Reserve can do all it can.
I mean, we are trying to exercise other financial and other instruments that could help in the preventing of not just stagnation, but, you know, just complete and utter deficits that can really hurt the economy.
It could throw us back about 20 years, for Christ's sake.
That's what Ben Bernanke is trying to hedge off.
But, of course, we got these politicians, and of course, our president today, he's going to come out tonight and say, we need another $300 billion.
Even though I spent a trillion in stimulus package, too, and it did absolutely nothing but put more money in Wall Street, GMG, every other corporate interest that donated to the campaign contribution accounts of the liberals.
But, oh, it's.
It's all right.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, I want to hear what you have to say.
646-652-4869, for Christ's sake.
We heard Bernanke, once again, calling out policymakers at the Economic Club saying, hey, you have to be fiscally responsible, jerk dicks.
All right, you can't keep pointing the finger at the Federal Reserve.
I mean, there needs to be some kind of statesman in Washington, D.C. You know, finally conducting themselves in the appropriate manner instead of turning this country into some disgusting socialist experiment.
Anyway, let me take some calls here, see what people have to say about Ben Bernanke here.
646-652-4869.
Let's take some calls.
916, what's going on?
What do you think about Ben Bernanke?
We're not doing that today, asshole.
630, what do you think about Ben Bernanke?
Hello?
Yeah, what's going on?
Yo, ghost nine days, your buddy Rittney.
You sound like a fruit bowl.
You sound too fruity to be on this broadcast.
215, what do you think about Ben Bernanke?
We don't care about your stupid little national anthem.
347, what's up?
What do you think about Ben Bernanke here?
Yeah, we don't want to hear you hitting up a damn water bong asshole, all right?
Oh, yeah, that's a big accomplishment.
Yeah, dude, I got myself a d nice little water bone, dude, at the head shop, dude.
Yeah, dude.
Maui Wowie, man.
Stupid dumb stoners.
817, what's up?
What do you think about Ben Bernanke?
Hey Ghost, how are you today?
How's it going?
I was just thinking with all these forest fires and all these natural disasters and shit and people murdering each other in the Middle East.
It's worse than it's ever been in this whole entire ever.
And I'm just saying, man, it's the book of Revelations, man.
If you haven't read it, you need to quit playing grab ass with engineers and fucking repent to Jesus Christ, you dumbass.
Oh, man.
Should I really repent to Jesus Christ?
Should I do it?
Do I want you to do it, son?
Oh, he hung up.
Oh.
Oh, listen.
I feel like I've got to repent now.
I've got to feel like...
Did you hear him?
He sounded very serious.
Did you hear the hatred in that supposed pious Christian voice?
Oh, isn't that Christian-like of him?
Huh?
Oh, my God.
Here, let's just all repent, all right?
Since this young man is inspiring theocratic nonsense on this broadcast, it's time for everybody's special edition of True Capitalist Confessions.
That's right.
Hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah, like a hiney, hiney, ho.
We're going to take some confessions right now on the air so we can repent and pray to Jesus and the Lord right now.
So let's go ahead and take some capitalist confessions right now.
801, do you have anything to confess, my son?
Apparently, he's doing confessions.
He doesn't like the fact that I'm doing confessions.
He's telling his butt boy.
Oh, my God.
I'm an atheist, and I didn't appreciate him, like, bringing up, like, all this little religious nonsense.
I don't like it.
I'd rather him talk about Liberace.
That's what I'd like to talk to him about.
847, do you have anything to confess, my son?
847.
Now, here we go again.
Just sitting there playing with her Peter Popper.
Cosmo Brockington, do you have anything to confess, my son?
What is up?
We can hear the confession, my son.
We can hear it.
your confession.
We understand you're confessing.
You're coming out of the closet and you're spreading your cheeks and you're saying open 24-7.
We get it.
All right, we get it.
Is there any more confessions?
You understand?
We just had some Christian Jesus freak call up and say, oh, you need to repent.
You need to talk to Jesus Christ.
So we are now having capitalist confessions.
831, do you have anything to confess, my son?
Yeah, I apologize to ask Kristen for trying to catch his Pikachu.
Yeah, it's unfortunate when you're capturing his Pikachu.
What did you do with his Pikachu?
How did you shove it in your anal passage?
No, I couldn't catch it.
They managed to send me blasting off again in my blimp.
Well, I can't even understand you.
You're a stumbling, mumbling little jerk, for Christ's sake.
We can obviously tell there's no daddy in the picture in that freaking household.
Come on, this is Capitalist Confessions.
We want to hear confessions from you.
We need to repent.
We just had a Jesus-free call-up saying we all need to repent.
So repent!
405, do you have anything to confess, my son?
Hey, what's going on, ghost?
Hold on, man.
How's that going?
I'll see that.
I'm driving.
I got a manual, so we get a second to get speaker off.
One sec.
All right, can you still hear me?
Yeah, you may not want to drive and talk about Jesus, son, so let me take you off the air.
Just sit there on hold for a second, all right?
I don't want to contribute to some lightning strike that strikes you your car and throws you off a cliff for Christ's sake.
And then when they look over your goddamn calls, your little history, they're like, wait a minute.
He was talking to a ghost from True Capitalist Radio, and they were having capitalist confessions, and the Lard didn't appreciate it.
So we'll come back to you, man.
All right, I got you on hold.
Don't worry about it.
215, do you have anything to confess, my son?
Nobody has anything to confess, huh?
Everybody's non-repentant, huh?
Nobody's repentant for Christ's sake.
Everybody's just, you know, a dandy for Christ's sake.
347, do you have anything to confess, my son?
Yes, I do, Ghost.
Can you hear me?
Yes, we can hear you.
What do you have to confess?
Okay, this might be a little fucked up, so just take a seat.
All right, so it was last summer.
I was in a Mountain Lodge camp.
Yeah, well, this doesn't sound good, but go ahead.
All right, Mountain Lodge Camp, got it.
Is it all boys?
No.
Oh, good.
Okay, so there was this.
I was there with my cousin.
She's ten.
Oh, no.
Oh, God.
You know what?
Get him off, engine.
This sounds creepy.
Get him off, for Christ's sake.
I don't even want him to say some kind of pedo, disgusting experience.
I don't want to hear it.
All right.
We don't want to hear that type of confession.
All right.
You know, take that with you to the damn police department and throw yourself in jail.
This isn't pedo-confession, asshole.
All right, this is true capitalist confessions, for Christ's sake.
I don't really appreciate these idiots trying to besmirch the holiness of the situation at hand here.
All right, I really don't appreciate it whatsoever.
Area coach 662, do you have anything to confess, my son?
Hey, Ghost.
This is something I've been holding in for many, many years, and I just feel fucking awful.
All right, go ahead, son.
I have never beaten Donkey Kong Country.
You never have?
Are you kidding me?
We're kind of a gamer on you, are you?
Get this stupid labor.
Get him off, for Christ's sake.
Get him off.
What kind of a gamer are you?
Jesus Christ, I bet you don't even know how to do a barrel roll in that one stupid little airplane, little stupid game that everybody jocks on 4chan.
Get this idiot off.
Who else do we got?
419, do you have any freaking confessions, my son?
Yes, I do.
I like to stick fish up my ass.
Oh, my God.
You're the guy, one man, two fish.
Are you that guy?
No.
You're not him?
Well, it sounds like you're him.
Get this in.
Get him off, dude.
This is disgusting.
These people are getting disgusting out here.
This is supposed to be true capitalist confessions.
Did you hear that Jesus freak that just called up?
All right, I mean, he struck a synapse in my brain.
You know, he said, repent, repent, and praise Jesus.
So that's what we're doing right now.
We are attempting to facilitate some holiness vibes across the internet.
Since no one has any confessions, I think that we all need to pray right now.
I think that we all need to pray.
But before we pray, let me go ahead and take a drink of this beer here.
Give me my drink, engineer.
Give me my drink.
All right, we got myself.
What is this?
Shinerbach in the can, baby.
Woo!
Let's take a drink of beer before we start praying, you know?
You never know what will happen.
So let's go ahead and take a drink.
Ah, good stuff.
All right.
Now, what I'd like for everybody to do is I'd like for everybody to please put your hand on the computer screen right now.
That's what I want you to do.
I want you to stop what you're doing.
I don't care if you're finger-banging in private message with Miss Annie Mae Rotten Crotch or looking at a naked picture of Ricky Martin's butt crack.
I don't care what you're doing.
Stop what you're doing.
Put your hand on the computer screen right now, and I want you to pray with me.
All right?
I want you to pray with me right now, and I want you to close your eyes, and I want you to think about the prayer and the holiness vibes that I am going to send across the internet right now.
Now, Lord, there are a lot of people out there that believe that I am a non-repentant man.
There's a lot of individuals out there that believe that I'm some kind of a nefarious character, that I'm an atheist, that I'm a reptilian shapeshifter, that I'm down with the Bilderbergers, that I'm down with the big banks, or whatever in the hell they're saying, Lord.
What I would like for you to do is send your holiness vibes through me so I may send it throughout the fiber optically connected world that we call the internet, so that these individuals understand the complexity and the importance of the ideologies and the getting a little emotional, Lord.
I'm sorry.
And the rhetoric that I'm trying to convey on this broadcast.
Lord, you didn't tell these people and have serious business.
Amen.
As for you, Satan, as for you, Satan, you're a fiend, Satan.
You pray on the mind of the young.
You pray on the mind of the weak.
And I want you to get back behind me, Satan.
Get back behind me.
You're a fiend, Satan.
And I will not let you subject your wickedness through these innocent youth that are listening to me on this broadcast today.
I will not let you in, Satan, so get back behind me, Satan.
Get back behind me.
All right.
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The Lord's talking to me right now.
The Lord's talking to me.
He said that somebody right now that is listening to True Capitalist Radio has just been cured of cancer.
Thank you, Jesus.
Thank you, Lord.
He has just said that a homosexual brony that has been afflicted with the AIDS virus has just been cured of AIDS for Christ.
Thank you, Jesus.
Praise Jesus, good Lord.
Oh, my God.
What else, Lord?
What'd you say?
What'd you say, Lord?
The Lord just told me that some cripple that hadn't walked for 20 years is jumping for Jesus right now.
Thank Jesus.
Oh, God.
Thank you, Jesus.
Oh, my God.
I can feel the holiness vibes.
Can you feel it?
Can you feel it?
Wait a minute.
The Lord's telling me something else.
What are you saying, Lord?
What are you saying?
Spermy the cat just got healed from his homosexual tendencies.
Praise Jesus, good God.
Praise Jesus.
Oh, my God.
Oh, Lord.
Thank you, Jesus.
Let me tell you, that deserves a drink of some Shinerbach beer.
I tell you that right now.
Oh, geez.
Thank you, Jesus.
Thank you, Jesus.
Let me tell you something.
I feel holy now.
Do you understand?
I feel great.
I feel the energy of the Lord.
I feel the energy of the Lord right now.
Are you repentant?
I know I am now.
I'm sorry.
That's enough for capitalist confessions.
Anyway, thank you very much to that Jesus freak that just called up and said, You need to repent, Coast and Ning.
Anyway, we were supposed to be talking about Ben Bernanke calling out the policymakers out there in Washington, but it looks like nobody really gives two rats asses.
But for the investors out there, I'm thinking, in my personal opinion, that Ben Bernanke may pull out another quantitative easing or another instrument of money mechanics that could, by default, raise stock prices dramatically at an instant.
I'm telling you, with this emotionally impulsive investor environment, once Ben Bernanke says the word, I think that we're going to see a spike that we haven't believed.
And I am still sticking.
And I've been saying this since this past spring.
You can look back in the archive.
BlogtalkRadio.com/slash ghost for Christ's sake.
All right, look back in the archive.
I've been saying that by the end of this year, we are going to see Dow Jones Industrials at the very minimum $13,500.
Or excuse me, $13,500 points, excuse me.
At the very minimum, all right, $13,500.
No BS.
All right, you can take that to the bank.
Anyway, let me go ahead and move on because nobody gives a crap about Ben Bernanke or the economy, with the exception of the true capitalists out there.
By the way, cheers to the true capitalists that are out there.
Cheers to you.
Let me go ahead and take a swing of the damn Shinerbach beer.
As a matter of fact, I'm thinking about heading out to Shinerbach for Oktoberfest.
You know what I mean?
They have a great shindig out there in Shiner, Texas.
It's a great event.
If all you folks that are listening in want to consider taking a trip out here to Texas, you come down here, Shiner, Texas, badass event.
And for you folks that are unaware of Shiner beer, this is a Texas beer that has been brewed out here since 1909, for Christ's sake.
So cheers to everybody out there.
Move on to another subject matter.
I want to talk about the GOP debates last night.
Did everybody see that?
Did everybody see the GOP debates last night?
Now, I saw every Republican nominee go right after the juggler for old Rick Perry.
And I'll be the first to tell you that there were a couple of times that Rick Perry may have stumbled.
But I'll tell you something.
I am throwing my hat right now as it stands.
I mean, it could change because there could be somebody else entering the race.
It could be somebody running as an independent.
It could be somebody running in another party.
It could be something else.
But as far as I'm concerned right now, I think that we need a conservative in the White House.
I think that we need a Texan in the White House, baby.
That's what we need.
We need a Texan.
We need a Texan in the White House.
Now, the reason I'm saying this is because Rick Perry is the only politician to put his balls on the line and basically say what I have been saying all along, folks.
And I've been saying that Social Security is a scam.
It's a Ponzi scheme.
It's ridiculous.
And I'm glad that Rick Perry went out there on record and basically said that that's exactly what it was.
It's a goddamn Ponzi scheme.
And there should be no reason why these old fogies out here are extorting money out of the youth via the Social Security tax when these goddamn Social Security is never going to be seen by these young people.
All right?
You're never going to see Social Security, people.
All right?
And I'm glad that Rick Perry is finally putting it on the line out there.
And you notice that once Rick Perry said that, all of a sudden these old fogies, tea party, and all these old Republican ass clowns are like, oh my God.
I mean, that's a little harsh.
I mean, I don't think that you should be calling Social Security a Ponzi scheme.
I mean, it helps us old people.
It helps us old people get by every day.
Are you kidding me?
You're getting by with that little whatever check that you get each month from Social Security on the backs of your children, you six sons of bitches.
And on top of which, there is no opp economic opportunity anymore.
There is no economic opportunity anymore for your children to take advantage of so they can actually make enough income so that that stupid, ridiculous Social Security tax isn't significant.
But it is because there is no economic opportunity.
This is a service industry-oriented economy.
We don't produce anything except burgers and entertainment.
And let me tell you, we got foreigners coming into this country overtaking the entertainment aspect of that production.
So give me a break.
And then you want the youth to continue to pay for your Social Security?
It's ridiculous, man.
I mean, do you old people have a soul?
Honestly, you have 77% of America's wealth.
77% of America's wealth resides with the baby boomers.
And they want to continue to extort the young in an economic and employment environment that is nil, on top of which, a lot of these young people are in bondage, in debt bondage, because they've got $80,000, $90,000 in college debt that they cannot go bankrupt on.
You know what I'm saying?
They cannot default on a college loan.
You don't know that, folks?
You cannot do it.
And I hope that you folks looked up the Department of Education SWAT team.
I hope you folks look that up.
All right, because let me tell you, if you don't pay, they're going to knock down on your door and take you in.
And where are they going to take you?
I have no freaking clue.
But these are the baby boomers.
They're the ones that set these rules.
They're the ones that put these policies in place, for Christ's sake.
And now they're going to sit over here and act like the innocent victims out here.
Like, oh, it's not fair.
You take away my Social Security.
It's not fair.
Are you kidding me?
It's not fair that these young people were put in debt bondage because they were anesthesized via the public education system and their parents to go get a college degree and overpay for this piece of paper, $80,000, $90,000, only to go out into a workforce that doesn't want to employ them.
Yeah.
And the only employment that they can get is going out and working at a freaking Applebee's or at a freaking Starbucks coffee barista, huh?
It's unfreaking believable that these old people have the audacity to sit over here and spit on the youth.
And let me tell you something right now.
I will not go to the grave until I amplify the truth amongst the youth in America today.
And that's what it needs to be.
And that's what I'm going to continue doing.
That's what gets me right here.
Right here in the goddamn heart.
It's where it gets me, for Christ's sake.
Because I can't go to the grave knowing that we have sold the youth.
We have sold the youth to the government.
We sold the youth to the government, for Christ's sake.
And I don't know about you out there that are listening in.
I know there's a lot of young people listening in.
But this is a call to you, young people.
Don't just sit there and go quietly in that good night.
Don't just sit there and accept your selling of your souls to this government.
It's time for you to demand your economic opportunity.
It's time for you to demand economic freedom.
It's time for you to become a capitalist.
And that's what I'm trying to do with this broadcast in hopes of sparking synasses in the brains of those throughout the world.
Become capitalists.
Because as far as the political system is concerned, folks, it's leftists.
And the only thing that we have left is economic freedom.
And these goddamn scum-sucking bureaucrats are trying to take that away from us every day as every day goes by.
So I'm talking to you.
I'm talking to you.
It's time for you to become a capitalist.
And how do you become a capitalist, for Christ's sake?
Well, it's very simple.
First of all, you have to work.
All right?
I know that's a hard concept for these EBT card collecting, food stamp collecting, government cheese receiving jerk dicks, but go out and work.
Secondly, do not collect government entitlements.
Government was not created so that you can go and beg them for a loaf of freaking bread or a bowl of soup.
All right?
So don't collect entitlements.
And third, pay taxes, baby.
Pay taxes.
Those are three elements of being a capitalist.
Three elements, and that's it.
There's no politics.
There's no race.
You know, there's no socioeconomic strata.
I don't give a goddamn if you're cleaning shit bowls.
I don't give a goddamn if you're cleaning enema bags for a living, cleaning the leftover secretions after a triple X theater night at the weekend.
I don't care if you're a small business owner, a CEO.
I don't care if you're a goddamn construction worker.
If you are a capitalist, if you're somebody working for a living, you should have a bigger standing.
You should have more political clout, more political exclusive responsibility than these scumbags that are doing nothing but mooching off of America's government entitlement system.
And that's all there is to it.
That's all there is to it.
We do not need to sit here and continue to sustain human mediocrity because that's what we're doing here in today's America.
We are sustaining human mediocrity.
It's no coincidence that every time you hear somebody call up this broadcast, that they're a stumbling, mumbling little jerk with no personality.
They don't even have cognitive reasoning to understand the things that I'm conveying on this broadcast.
And why?
Because of these freaking baby boomers.
I mean, just think about it.
You're a young people.
Look at all the young people in this broadcast.
Look at all the young people that follow me on Twitter.
All right?
I mean, think about it.
Your parents, what did they do when they thought that they couldn't handle your disciplinary shenanigans?
They drugged you.
They gave you Ritalin.
They gave you lithium.
They gave you whatever in the hell this stupid pseudoscience psychology told them that will enable docile type activity in your ass.
And then you're wondering why the youth of America is so disenchanted.
Then you're wondering why the youth of America is sitting out here not caring that they are being sold by their parents to the government.
Because they've anesthetized these young people with entertainment.
They've anesthesized these young people with video games.
They've anesthesized these young people with these disgusting, despicable, wannabe characters, these role models.
The old have sold the young to the government.
And I know there's a lot of old fogies out there that want to sit over here and say, That's not true.
I cannot believe you saying that.
Well, you better believe it, young folks.
You better believe it.
I mean, it's no coincidence that 70% of college graduates are now moving back home with mommy and daddy.
Why are they moving back home with mommy and daddy?
Because they got the money, all right?
They've got 77% of America's wealth for Christ's sake.
So, of course, they're moving in with mommy and daddy.
So, the bottom line is, folks, is that my heart, my soul, everything that fuels the energy that is me is to basically amplify to the youth of America and throughout the world that these old people had it wrong.
These assholes were the ones that put us in the predicaments that we're in today.
And it's time for you to start standing up and realizing that you don't want to have any a part of this disgusting, despicable, primitive idealism that was put forth by these disrespectful, disgusting, soulless baby boomers.
And I'm not joking.
I know there's baby boomers in here that are like, I can't believe he's saying that.
Well, you better believe it.
You better believe it for Christ's sake.
You want to know why I can say these things and not bat an eye with any kind of sympathy or empathy to these baby boomers?
Because they have no sympathy for these children.
You know that 50, 60%, I read this yesterday.
50 or 60% of baby boomers are not going to leave one red cent to their offspring.
All right?
And this is supposed to be the love child generation, huh?
This is supposed to be, you know.
Tax the rich, feed the pole.
This is supposed to be that generation, remember that?
In 1969, they were out there in Woodstock, New York, having mud pit orgies.
Remember that?
1970s, they put their fake afros on with the stupid bell bottoms, did a little dance and made a little love and got down tonight for Christ's sake, sniffing cocaine off a chick's asses.
Let me tell you something right now.
The baby boomers have no right in their goddamn right mind to be sitting over here complaining about anything that is being implemented upon them at this point in time.
Because what you have done, baby boomers, is done nothing but implement disgrace, disgust, and complete disarray in today's America.
And for you to continue to live your pathetically anal old lives and think that you still have significance in the future is utterly laughable as far as I'm concerned.
Let me go ahead and take a swig of this beer for Christ's sake.
646-652-4869.
I did not mean to go off on that tirade, but by God, once Rick Perry came out and said that Social Security is a Ponzi scheme, you had these jerk dicks come out out here, these political talking heads, chastising this man as if he wants to slaughter old people or something.
Let me tell you something.
Old people security.
Do you understand that?
They are not going to die if you take away Social Security.
I repeat that one more time.
They are not going to die if you take away Social Security.
They got 78% of America's wealth.
78% of America's wealth or 77% of America's wealth.
You're going to tell me they're going to die?
I don't think so.
Man, let me take another swig of this beer.
Let me take some drinks.
And they don't want to take your calls for Christ's sake.
Once again, Rick Perry saying that Social Security is a Ponzi screen.
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A screen.
Scheme.
Excuse me.
I'm getting excited for Christ's sake.
I'm getting hype.
I'm getting hype, man.
Let me tell you something right now.
Rick Perry, you got balls, son.
You understand what I'm saying?
It's about time we have a Texan going out there kicking ass and taking names.
All right, it's about time that a Texan says it how it was.
Did you hear what he said about the death penalty for Christ's sake?
I mean, I've posted that on my Twitter account.
And if you don't have my Twitter account, well, by God, follow me on Twitter.
Ghost Politics is the name to follow.
All one word, no underscores, Ghost Politics.
All right?
I mean, I tweeted that, and did you see the reaction by the audience?
They were applauding.
They were applauding that we execute folks that are criminals out here in Texas.
That's what we do.
What was it, 230 some-odd criminals executed under Rick Perry's tenure?
And to be frank, I think it should be a lot more.
I think it should be a lot more than that, if you want my personal opinion.
All right, I mean, I think we need to just continue to get rid of the riffraft of society that does nothing but implement criminality.
All right, I think we need to execute a lot more people, as far as I'm concerned.
And I'm glad to see a Texan out here in the GOP nominee section that's finally telling it how it is and bitch-slapping these goddamn politically correct left-wing liberals and telling them how it is.
I'm telling you right now, we need a Texan in the White House, boy.
Woo!
Anyway, I know there's people out here getting their feelings here.
Let me take this swig of this beer.
We're going to move on.
Ah, there goes that beer.
Anyway, folks, we are now in the second hour of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
And of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
And once again, folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
Before we get into anything, I'd like for everybody to please retweet the broadcast.
All right?
All right, go to the social networks.
Go to the forums.
Go to the blogs and spread it around like wildfire and let everybody know that True Capitalist Radio is in effect and in the house.
And before we get into anything else, hey, Engineer, do we have any Twitter shout-outs to be given out for Christ's sake?
Well, apparently we have a couple of Twitter shout-outs to say.
And if you want a shout-out right here and now, live on the broadcast, you know where to go.
Ghost Politics.
All right, that's the name.
That's the Twitter name right there.
And what you do is retweet the first tweet on my Twitter account, and I will give you a goddamn shout-out right here, right now, baby.
All right, who do we got?
We've got Soldier Leaf Hat in the house.
What's going on?
Man, I always see brony news up in here for Christ's sake.
Enough with brony news.
We got A Fat Man, Celestia 2012, Top Badge.
What's going on?
DJ Thuggin'ass.
Gasgara, what's going on to Gasgara?
You know, he's capitalizing on some of them lumber plays that I was telling people to entertain about a couple of weeks ago.
Cheers to you, Gasgara.
Hopefully that you're capitalizing, baby.
Woo!
I know I am, baby.
It's great to be a capitalist, baby.
All right, who else?
Who else do we got?
Who else?
A couple more shout-outs, Engineer.
Come on, put them back up.
We got Cosmo CB.
We got Texas Wildfire LOI, you son of a bitch.
You son of a bitch.
I tell you, you son of a bitches with these heartless, disgusting, I don't know what you call them, jokes.
I don't know what you call them, trolls.
But do you idiots have a soul for Christ's sake, man?
Do you all have a soul?
There's nothing they're laughing at out here.
We're suffering from wildfires out here in Texas, man.
I mean, people are dying.
People are losing their homes.
You idiots are laughing.
You're laughing about this crap.
It's horrible.
I can't believe you people.
You people make me sick sometimes.
You know that?
Give me a freaking break.
I'm just going to say a couple of more shouts out.
We're moving on to something else.
All right.
Do we have any more, Engineer?
We got a couple of more here.
Who else do we got?
We got moms at TGIF.
Oh, you s I mean, I don't know whether to get mad or laugh at that one, for Christ's sake.
I just don't know.
That was kind of lulzy, I got to admit.
Who's been farting in the place?
Dom Coppler, Stacey Erect, Apple of My Anus.
That's disgusting.
Come on, man.
Tickle.
I'm not going to say that one, you disgusting piece of trash.
Dale Simps.
We got flaming nipple chops in the place.
Here he goes again.
Who else do we got?
We got the Whore Master.
Yeah, great name, sick bastard.
We see you all the time.
Who else do we got?
We got Nick Fondue.
Who else do we got?
These names are stupid, man.
That's it.
That's enough shout-outs.
These people don't need any more shout-outs, for Christ's sake.
Anyway, 646-652-4869.
I want to talk a little bit more about the debates.
Once again, I think Rick Perry kicked ass take names.
I think that he stumbled a little bit.
Mitt Romney was trying to swing for the fences at this guy, and it was more than obvious.
But I did not like how Mitt Romney was backpedaling on the Social Security issue.
Did y'all hear him?
Did y'all hear Mitt Romney backpedal on the Social Security issue, for Christ's sake?
It's horrible.
I mean, what?
Did those old people at that one event in Iowa scare the shit out of him or something?
I mean, he sounded like a backpedaling piece of trash.
And I was actually entertaining Romney as a potential candidate out here.
I mean, good Lord.
Anyway, let's take some calls here.
646-652-4869.
Did you happen to listen to the debates?
I want to hear what you have to say about it.
All right, let's go ahead and take some calls.
Do you have any calls, Engineer?
Let's see if we can get him on the line here, Engineer.
We got Area Code 250.
What's up?
You're on the horn.
Fuck you, Texas.
Son of it.
Get him off, for Christ's sake.
Look, we're not going to have that.
We're not going to have that today.
Do you understand that?
We're not going to do this today, ass clowns.
So I'm not going to let you idiots get to me.
I'm not going to be.
The sun is warm.
That glass is green.
All right, I'm doing some of that Oriental Fu Man Shu Confucius stuff.
It's actually helping with the potential anger that these goddamn bronies, these fruit bowls, and bedwetting liberals caused to me on this damn broadcast here.
All right, here we go.
Let's take some more calls here.
We're talking about the debates.
Area code 831.
What do you got to say about it?
Rick Perry's got to be president, man, no matter what.
He's going to win.
Hell yeah.
Hell yeah.
Let me tell you something, 831.
That wouldn't be that bad as far as I'm concerned.
I mean, look, I know that they threw in his face the whole cheerleader of Al Gore, so on and so forth.
But the bottom line is, is out here in Texas during 2008, when the economic collapse happened, I mean, I was pretty, you know, I was pretty secure out here.
I mean, on the contrary, I sold my home, and I made a generous profit while every other real estate was going down in the United States of America.
Out here in Texas, the real estate market was going up.
I mean, they were going up, for Christ's sake.
I mean, not to mention that we've got all kinds of jobs.
We've got an at-will work state.
We've got a bunch of carpetbaggers coming here to Texas trying to take advantage of some of these jobs.
So I hear you.
What do you like about Rick Perry there, 831?
You know what?
I think he just got great later.
So, I mean, why not?
Why not elect him for president?
Why not make him president?
I mean, I think he'd honestly do a good job making this country better than what it is now.
You're damn right he is.
And on top of which, he's Texan.
You know what I'm saying?
And that's what we need.
We need a Texan in the White House.
I mean, no more liberal apologists that we've come to know and love with in the past four years, for Christ's sake.
No more liberal apologists.
I mean, let's talk about leadership.
Let's talk about somebody who's a statesman, somebody who's going to instill integrity back in America again, all right?
You know, somebody who's going to, you know, cut taxes, somebody who's going to make a lot less regulated economic arena so that entrepreneurship can grow.
Anyway, thanks, 831.
I appreciate your call, buddy.
Let's talk about somebody, or let's call on somebody else, I should say.
Area code 508, what do you think about the debates last night?
Well, you're playing with your Peter Popper.
Who else do we got?
441, what do you think about the debates?
What is this?
I mean, did somebody put out an ad?
Hey, if you're a deaf mute, call 646-652-4869.
Assholes.
563, what do you think about the debates?
It's Thursday, Thursday.
Can I infrastructure on Thursday?
They'll be pushing forward to dump and God.
Somebody is trying to bite Rebecca Black and Thursday.
I'm not even going to ignore it.
That was horrible.
718, what do you think about the debates?
I'm going to extend my hand, of course, with a glove on.
Shut up, you audio splicers.
I don't want to hear from you assholes today, all right?
All right, I'm not going to have it.
All right.
Area code 304, what do you think about the debates?
I think they're going pretty well.
Who's going to go for?
Rick Perry, of course.
I think everything is a little shaky right now, but I think later on, around 2012 or so, we'll see something solid.
Oh, absolutely.
And as a matter of fact, I think that we'll start seeing stability in the markets.
Moreover, if we elect a whole new administration out here, I mean, don't get me wrong.
I mean, I've been taking advantage of the volatility in the markets in day trading, you know, getting some liquid, parlaying that liquid into long-term investment.
But the only way people can partake in day trading is if you have $50,000 in a brokerage account because of Mr. Yes, We Can.
So what I'm saying is, do you think that Rick Perry, and I'm a little speculative on this as well, do you think Rick Perry will actually do what he says, go into the White House and completely dismantle all these regulations that prohibited economic growth?
Okay, you want my honest opinion?
Yeah.
All right.
I've noticed something when it comes to presidents, and that is they will promise a whole lot.
The thing is, is that 90% of the time they will not follow through with that.
Well, I mean, he does have a proven track executive record.
I mean, once again, I am proof.
I mean, in 2008, when the economic collapse happened, out here in Texas, we didn't really feel the ripple effects of that whatsoever.
I mean, we were out here raising our real estate prices in the midst of a falling real estate market.
We have jobs.
We still have plentiful jobs out here in Texas.
We've got headquarters moving.
We had like 17 different headquarters in this tenure that have moved down here to Texas and created new jobs.
You know, we've got some serious, nice economic productivity happening in Texas thanks to Rick Perry and his hands-off approach to private enterprise.
Right, I hear you.
And, well, this is coming from someone that has Texan blood in them.
My dad is from Texas.
I think he was born there, to be honest.
Oh, man, let me tell you something right now.
You've got some good blood running through your veins.
That's what we need right now, son, is a goddamn Texan in the White House.
And after last night's debates, I feel pretty optimistic.
I feel pretty optimistic about what's going to happen here in the future.
I'm glad that we're actually having some competition that may dethrone this disgusting socialist experiment that the liberal regime has shoved down our hole here within the past four years.
But anyway, let me continue going out here.
817, you there?
Well, they're not there.
Who else we got going on here?
215, what's up?
You there?
We don't want to hear from you, you idiot.
678, you there?
Ghost.
How's it going?
You said you hate bonies.
Does that mean you hate furries, too?
Jesus Christ.
You know, I think bronies and what do you got, furries?
I think you all need to get a freaking life.
All right.
I mean, you idiots are tapping into a social pipeline on the internet when you need to get out of your house.
All right?
Go to a social arena or something for Christ's sake.
Good Lord.
Who else do we got?
912.
What do you think about the debates?
You know, okay.
502, what do you think about the debates?
Give me a break.
Market Capital, what do you think about the debates?
Hey, ghost, I'm to let your father die.
You was a Nazi.
Hey, honey, honey, it's a stupid, dumb idiot Arab immigrant in Dutchland over there.
305, what's up?
What do you think about the debates?
What's going on, Ghost?
How's it going?
It's going pretty good.
Ash, I think about the debates.
I was hearing a couple of things about Rick Perry.
All right, go ahead.
Hold on, before you say it, let me go ahead and open up another beer first.
Let me open up another beer.
All right, go ahead.
All right, well, actually, I actually heard some bad things.
Some pretty bad things about Rick Perry.
Well, let's hear it.
Come on.
Well, I heard some bad things about you, too, Ghost.
Well, you know what?
I don't really care.
You keep saying I hate bad things, and I'm going to tell you, you hate bad things.
Well, say him out of your suckhole, you stupid, fruity-sounding, looking like you're whacking off to a naked picture of sweating today, oldies, Richard Simmons-looking piece of chicken-eating cornboy crap.
Jesus Christ.
219, what do you got to say?
219.
Hey, Ghost, what's up, man?
How's it going?
And what are you drinking today?
I'm drinking some Shiner Buck out of the can here, straight out of Shiner, Texas.
Oh, really?
I've never had that before.
That sounds good, but I heard it.
It's pretty goddamn good.
It's pretty strong, too.
It's not for, you know, idiots that like to babysit a beer.
Shut up with your stupid soundboard, for Christ's sake, all right?
I am not going to let you idiots ruin my day, all right?
I'm not going to let you fruity bastards that don't like me because I'm not praising anybody who's playing for the pink team.
I'm not going to sit over here and allow you muffdivers and you bulldykes.
I'm not going to let you bronies or your furries or any of you long-haired liberal hippies continue to not only agitate me, but ruin myself.
I'm not going to let you do it.
All right?
So, you idiots that think that you're getting to me, you're not ass clown.
I'm not going to let you turn this into Bathhouse Thursday.
I'll tell you that right goddamn now, you fruity bastards.
I'm not going to let you do it.
All right, we're going to take a couple of more calls about the debates, and we're going to move on.
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903, what do you think about the debates?
Stupid audio splicing pieces of crap.
That's enough.
We're moving on.
All right?
Nobody cares about the debates.
All I'm saying is that we need a Texan in the White House.
All right, let me move on to the next subject matter here.
All right.
I want to talk about Obama because tonight he's making his infamous job speech.
All right?
His infamous job speech where supposedly he's going to initiate $300 billion spending initiative that's supposed to bring back stimulation to the economy, which is utter ridiculous.
Utterly ridiculous.
Moreover, moreover, I can't believe that all the yes, we can people are praising this potential speech tonight in front of Congress when in actuality he's going to propose an element in his proposal that is going to be free labor.
Free labor, for Christ's sake.
He's going to give tax initiatives to those that actually hire people for free and to work in their business for free for 8 to 12 weeks for so-called, how can I put it, on-the-job training?
Huh?
Free labor.
Yes, we can, baby.
Woo!
Man, oh, it's $450 billion.
Jesus Christ, the shit goes up every damn five minutes.
It's typical with these socialists that are in power today.
Anyway, I want to hear what you have to say about it.
What do you have to say about this jobs plan?
646-6524869.
You're going to watch the speech, or are you going to be like me and watch the ball game, you know?
801, you're on the horn.
What's up?
Shut up, you stupid moron.
Who else do we got?
Do we got anybody else?
I mean, is this thing on for quick, is this thing on?
703, you're on the horn.
What's up?
Guess, how you doing?
How's it going?
Pretty good.
Yeah.
I think I'm going to watch it tonight, and I'm certainly not thrilled about it.
But I tell you what, what does kind of scare me is, obviously, what's Obama's rating right now?
Like, 42%?
I think, yeah, low 40s, yeah, low 40s.
Yeah, something like that.
Because what scares me is, like, what, Bush was in the 40s, too, when he got re-elected.
So even though I don't see how it's possible, I'm kind of scared that Obama's going to get reelected and ruin this country.
Oh, man, I hope not.
I hope not.
And let me tell you, I think that things have gone so bad at this point in time that, I mean, it's just going to behoove those that are in America to vote for something completely different.
Although these people in America are pathetic and they are naive and for lack of a better term, they are stupid.
So they may just fall for some other three-word mantra and, you know, go out and vote for, you know, Barack Obama because.
Oh, man, it was Bush's fault, baby.
Bush did this, baby.
And all Obama was doing was putting more food in my pocket in my food cop for my kids, baby.
My kids.
That's what he was doing.
Anyway, but I think that that's how you're absolutely right.
He could weasel himself into a potential victory.
And I completely agree with you, man.
Yeah.
It's pretty bad.
Like I said, I voted.
I mean, well, I didn't vote for Bush.
I wouldn't hold enough the time.
I definitely would have.
But yeah, it's pretty scary.
And I'm definitely.
So actually, you might have to go back on the previous topic because I actually did call him for that.
Go ahead.
All right, because I watched it too.
And yeah, I definitely think I'm 100% certain now that Perry is going to be the Republican candidate.
But here's the thing, because do you see the part where Bachman brought up the whole Senate thing, talked about how you can't really just go in there and just executively just remove all these programs?
And she said that if she got elected president, which she's not, but if she did, she's going to bring 14 Republican senators with her.
She guaranteed it.
And that's why I think that she should be the vice president.
Well, I don't know.
I mean, you know, it seemed to me by the way the debates were going that Perry and Romney are sizing each other up to be each other's running mates.
I mean, in my personal opinion, I think that that's the way it's going to go if it goes down that direction, which wouldn't be that bad.
But I do agree with what you're saying about, you know, how is Rick Perry going to instill these executive orders.
I'll tell you how he's going to do it.
He's going to go out and make sure that he puts these idiots, politicians, feet to the fire.
I mean, he's going to go out and say, hey, look, you voted for this and it's a failure, so you're going to continue to stand by this.
I'm telling you, he's going to go out and he's going to kick ass and he's going to take names.
And I just can't wait.
I just can't wait to see a Texan in the White House to instill integrity back in America once again, instead of being the international apologists that we've become.
Anyway, thanks a lot, man.
I appreciate you for calling up there, 703.
Let's take another call.
817.
What's up?
You're on the horn.
Hello.
Hello.
Yeah, what's going on?
Hey, sorry.
I just, Perry Stocks, I'm in here in Texas.
He gave me the shot from when I was 16.
Like, seriously, he's like Bilderberger.
Find a lot of people.
He gave him the shot.
It was a voluntary shot.
It was black shilling and he made it mandatory for everyone for one year for 16.
But anyways, he's not a capitalist.
He's not even a capitalist.
And I'm very upset because it's the first time I listened to your show.
And I've heard so much about you.
And everyone thinks you're awesome.
And I just, what about freaking Ron Paul?
He's a shit.
He's a boss.
I love him.
It all comes clear.
Hold on right there, 817.
It all comes clear where you're coming from.
All right.
You're one of these Alex Jones kind of David Icke Bilderberger type of situation, aren't you?
We get it.
All right.
We get it.
Now, look, did everybody see Ron Paul in the debates yesterday, for Christ's sake?
Did everybody hear?
Did everybody see his ass?
I mean, he looked like a whiny little prick.
They were laughing at him.
They were laughing at him, for Christ's sake.
Did y'all see that?
They were laughing at him, for Christ's sake.
I mean, moreover, they threw his feet to the fire when he was trying to halt the Reagan Revolution in the 80s when that was the biggest economic growth spurt for American history, for Christ's sake.
And, of course, Ron Paul was backpedaling.
He was backpedaled.
Well, you know, the reason I went against Reagan was because of and moreover, I don't agree with his policy of, hey, we're just going to become an isolationist country and go back to prehistoric man and believe that somehow being an isolationist country is going to continue to sustain any kind of meaningful economic growth.
Now, go ahead, 817.
Am I on?
You're on.
Finally, oh my God, he was the one that first got started Reagan.
He was the only one of four Republicans to sit up and do it.
Reagan sold out in the end.
Reagan was the one that sold out and raised taxes.
Like, what else did he say?
Everything he said was wrong.
He is not an isolationist at all.
He is not at all.
He's the most open.
I mean, gosh, that's the founders.
That's the founders are just like.
Hold on, Paul.
Here we go.
Hold on, lady.
Now, here you go talking and recanting the founders.
You know, I love you, Alex Jones people, when you try to fall back on the Constitution.
You know, well, let's talk about the Constitution for a second, shall we?
In the Constitution, as I read it, and of course, anybody who knows how to, I don't know, read can read it too.
The only party that was exclusive to the political process were property owners.
All right?
I mean, you know, nowhere in the Constitution does it hold the Bill of Rights and all the rights implicated in that document to all of mankind.
All right?
I mean, you know, so, Miss Ron Paul Chick, I know that you want to recant the founders and the Constitution, but let's be honest.
I mean, they wanted an exclusive party to participate in the political process for a reason.
Because if you allow every loser that doesn't understand the complexity of the comprehension that it takes to be politically active, this in today's America is what you have today.
All right?
So, okay, you want to quote the founding fathers?
Let's go back to the Constitution.
All right, I own like two or three different properties.
Let's go back to the Constitution and make property owners the exclusive participants in the political process.
Better yet, I don't even want to make it property owners.
How about we just make it taxpayers?
How about that?
I mean, a prerequisite before you get into the voting booth, before you get into the voting booth, you go and show that you actually paid taxes so you can participate in the political process.
How do you like that, 817?
You're such a constitutionalist.
You're a Ron Paul girl.
Let's go back to that.
That's used to be.
That's how it used to be.
That's how it used to be, and that's how Ron Paul would have done it.
That's like the four-fourth clause.
Women didn't vote because they didn't own land.
That's the way it was.
That's the way it should have been.
I mean, in my voice, I'm sorry, guys.
No, I'm losing my voice, but that's the way it should have been.
And that's the way if you don't own property, you shouldn't do it.
But that's what Perry is not for.
He takes away property rights.
He's ruined Texas.
How has he ruined Texas?
Are you kidding me?
I'm making serious capital.
I'm about to open up another business in Texas.
What are you talking about?
He's ruined Texas.
My pocketbook has gotten fat within the past four years.
And this is during an economic recession, lady.
Okay, well, maybe it wasn't fair.
How about that?
I don't know.
I really don't.
Well, you know what, woman?
Life isn't fair.
All right.
Life ain't fair.
All right.
Give me a freaking break.
Why don't you tell that to the cow that you're going to eat tonight when you're having a cheeseburger or a steak or whatever the hell you're going to eat?
Huh?
Why don't you tell the cow, oh, I'm going to eat you, but it's not fair.
Jesus Christ, lady, you're not making any sense.
Get back in the kitchen where you belong, for Christ's sake, and make your man something to eat.
Get her off.
Get her off my goddamn chat room for Christ's sake.
Give me a damn break.
Don't make a sandwich where you belong.
Come on.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, where's my drink?
I mean, I need a drink after that ridiculous malarkey.
I need a drink.
Give me a drink.
Jesus Christ.
I'm telling you.
Oh, look at these assholes in the chat room.
They're calling me a sexist.
Oh.
Oh.
How can I be a sexist?
The woman was just on the phone saying that women shouldn't vote.
She just said it herself out of her own mouth.
Why don't you replay it in the archive?
She said that women shouldn't vote.
All right.
I don't think women shouldn't vote.
I think women should vote.
I just think that taxpaying women should vote.
Not these disgusting, dirty, dishrag whore mothers who are shitting out five or six kids from five or six different fathers so they can get money from the government.
All right?
All right, I'm talking about taxpaying women.
All right.
So don't call me a sexist because I'm telling some mealy mouth bimbo that's trying to sit over here and flap her milly mouth to the wind at me on this broadcast.
Don't call me the sexist because I'm telling her where she belongs.
All right?
Give me a damn break.
Who else do we got?
I mean, give me a break, engineer.
Let's move on to another subject matter because it's obvious that nobody cares about Obama's job speech.
Frankly, I don't care either.
I'm going to watch the ball game tonight.
I'm watching the ball game.
As a matter of fact, I may go down here to 6th Street out here in Austin, Texas, and go into one of the goddamn rowdiest bars out here and watch the damn ball game.
I'll tell you that right damn now.
You ain't going to watch no president speak about spending more of my tax dollars.
Good Lord.
Who else do we got?
Let me move on to another subject, man.
Let's talk a little bit about Dick Cheney because Dick Cheney has been rolling heads with his memoirs, his autobiography, basically bitch slapping Colin Powell and Condi Rice.
But another, just twist, another one out of left field.
You actually have now Dick Cheney telling Hillary Clinton to run for president for 2012.
Can you believe this crap?
I mean, you've got Dick Cheney saying that Hillary Clinton actually has a shot at winning 2012, and he's encouraging her to do it.
He's encouraging her to do it for Christ's sake.
I mean, oh, good God.
I mean, I liked the fact that, you know, Hillary literally got Ike Turner backhanded in the primaries in the Democratic primaries in 2008.
But for Cheney, Dick Cheney, you know, Mr. Conservative Darth Vader himself to say that Hillary Clinton should just step aside as her duties as Secretary of State and just go out there and run against Barack Obama.
I mean, I think that's a brash endorsement by Dick Cheney, for Christ's sake.
I don't know if that pacemaker was hooked on correctly to his posterior or what.
I don't know.
I don't know where he was coming from.
I don't know where he was coming from, for Christ's sake.
But let me tell you something right now.
I think that would be an interesting election, to say the least, you know?
You know what I'm saying?
Miss Traveling Pants suit herself, Hillary Clinton, running for 2012 presidency.
I mean, that would be an interesting election, to say the least.
You know what I'm saying?
And not only that, would Humma Wiener come with her?
Anthony Weiner's wife, would Humma Wiener come with her?
I would want to know if Humma Wiener was going to come with her.
I may even contemplate a vote if she brings along a Humma Wiener.
All right?
Anyway, 646-652-4869 is the number to call.
I want to hear from you.
All right.
What do you think about this?
Dick Cheney saying, hey, Hillary Clinton run for president against Barack Obama.
I want to hear what you have to say about it.
Area code 301.
You're on the horn.
What's up?
How's it going?
I'm Ray Bingo.
You're raping now?
Ray Bingo.
I'm Ray Bingo.
How's it going?
Oh, I thought you said you were raping now.
All right, go ahead.
What's up, Ray Bingo?
I just wanted to step back on the whole Obama.
All right, go ahead.
Say what you got to say, man.
Here in the Bingo household, we will not be watching the Obama speech.
No, we will be in Washington preparing for Operation Takedown Obama.
Operation Roots.
Take Down Obama.
That's a good idea.
It's like a rifle.
It's where I snipe Obama.
I will snipe Obama.
You hear me?
What the hell are you talking about?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, Ray Bingo.
Hold on.
Hold your horses there.
What the hell are you talking about?
What kind of sick-ass crap are you talking?
Get this asshole off.
Get him off, engineer.
Are you kidding me?
I mean, are you kidding me, you asshole?
I mean, you actually have the audacity to say that, you stupid loser?
I mean, good God, Ray Bingo, you're about to get a bingo FBI visit on your ass after that, for Christ's sake.
I mean, what the hell are you doing?
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I mean, do you understand that we live in a land of civility out here?
You don't like Barack Obama?
Why don't you vote against him, for Christ's sake, all right?
Why don't you take it out on him in the ballot box?
We're not out here living like we're in Nigeria or something.
We're not out here living like we're in goddamn the Ivory Coast with Laurent Gonbogbo.
All right?
I mean, what the hell is your problem there, Ray Bingo?
I mean, do you have any kind of shame for yourself?
Yeah, you better hang up, boy.
You better hang up.
I mean, what a sick son of a bitch.
You know that?
Oh, my God.
Jesus Christ.
I'm not going to call him back.
Are you kidding me?
I'm not even going to, I mean, I'm going to let the authorities deal with that.
I'm not going to sit over there and be attached to that ridiculous nonsense.
Good God.
Let me take a swig of beer, man.
I mean, just say, Jesus Christ, this is civility here, people.
All right?
We don't need any more of these acts of ridiculous primitive violence.
I mean, all you've got to do is go out and vote for somebody, all right?
Unfortunately, we have a lot of dumb people in America, and they're voting for some incompetent leadership.
All right?
Now, I disagree with it.
I'm critical of it.
I mean, as a matter of fact, I've been critical of it for many years.
But, you know, to sit over here and go into this prehistoric idea of making threats of that nature is just disrespectful and disgusting.
You know, it's just unbelievably horrible.
And, you know, I'm not one for a government intervention of any sorts.
But when you're doing stuff like that, I mean, there should be some kind of federal authority.
All right?
There should be some sort of federal authority watching over that piece of crap right there.
That's horrible.
Unfreaking believable.
Unfreaking believable.
I'm at a loss for words after that.
Are you kidding me?
Oh, man.
I'm sorry, folks.
I'm just kind of taken back by that.
I just, I mean, there's some sickos out here.
I'll tell you that right now.
And, you know, we're seeing these random acts of violence.
You know, we're seeing these random acts of violence all over America, for Christ's sake.
And it's, I mean, it's, it's just, I mean, I wrote about this, folks.
I wrote about this in a blog called The Coming Loser Revolution.
That's what I wrote about, The Coming Loser Revolution.
And I talked about these scumbags coming out of the woodwork and, you know, making these random acts of violence just because they want to blame somebody else for their own discord, for their own misfortune.
Unfreaking real, man.
Anyway, my apologies to anybody that offended that.
That was not a part of the show.
It's just some idiot calling up being a chirp.
Jesus Christ.
We're supposed to be talking about Dick Cheney telling Hillary to go run for president in 2012.
And, of course, we had some asshole, you know, basically just, I don't know, I don't know what he was doing that for shock value or what, but he's definitely in some serious business.
I'll tell you that right goddamn now.
Anyway, area code 250.
What do you think about Dick Cheney telling Hillary to run for president?
Fuck you, Cheney.
Fucking little star up, son of a bitch.
Look, I don't want to deal with this right now.
Do you understand that?
I don't want to deal with this right now.
We're talking about Dick Cheney telling this traveling pantsuit broad, all right?
This traveling pantsuit broad Hillary Clinton to run for president.
All right?
Anyway, let me continue going, shall we?
Can we continue going?
Area code 563, you're on the horn.
Hey, Ghost.
How's it going?
I think it's pretty crazy how Dick Cheney is supporting something like that.
I mean, there's no way she's going to win.
You don't think that she'll win against Barack Obama if it came down to it?
I mean, I know it'll be a three-way race, but you don't think that she has a shot with that pantsuit?
Well, maybe against Obama, but man, I'm pretty sure no one takes her seriously anymore.
Wow, man.
Well, I mean, what do you think it was that doesn't make her contingent take her serious?
Was it her succumbing to Barack Obama and conceding and basically being a Secretary of State?
Well, I think it's because Princess Celestia is such a better candidate.
I mean, she's obviously the best candidate for the fucking brony.
Excuse my French folks, but this is another brony here.
And for you folks that are unaware, all right, we have a humongous contingent of males that are over the age of 18 that actually call themselves bronies, and they are fans of My Little Pony, a cartoon meant for eight-year-old girls, for Christ's sake.
And believe it or not, these dumb asses, they don't think there's anything wrong with this sick, twisted, disgusting idea.
All right?
They have nothing.
So anytime you hear, oh, yeah, Princess Celestia and Fluttershy and Bronies.
It's these sick, twisted, demented individuals that are over the age of 18 that call themselves bronies.
Good Lord.
Anyway, that's enough.
You know, I mean, I'm trying to talk serious.
My show's serious business out here.
It looks like nobody gives a crap about Dick Cheney telling Hillary Clinton to run for president in 2012, so we're going to move on.
I want to talk about Texas because it recently was recorded that Texas's summer, which has been the hottest summer in Texas history, was not only the hottest summer for our state history, it was the hottest summer anywhere in the U.S. history.
Can you believe this crap?
Out here in Texas, not only was it the worst drought, but it was the hottest place in U.S. history.
Yes, Texas.
I kid you not.
I mean, this is why we have a lot of scorched earth happening out here.
What is it?
3.5 million square miles of scorched earth.
You know, I mean, we have no rain whatsoever.
You know, I tell you, you know, this is starting to get a little scary for Texas as far as I'm concerned.
You know, it's starting to get a little scary for Texas.
You know, real, real hot out here.
I mean, I never thought I'd ever see consistent 107-degree temperatures out here.
I mean, it's just horrible.
Moreover, I'm out here in Austin, Texas, and Austin, Texas is being threatened with wildfires out here.
I mean, Austin, Texas is right by the place that's on fire, that's completely engulfed called Bass Drop, Texas.
And let me tell you something right now.
I mean, I'm a little concerned about the potential for wildfires jeopardizing Austin, Texas itself.
I think it's scary.
And now that you have them officially saying, you know, the meteorologist officially saying that this is the hottest summer in U.S. history for Texas, or the hottest summer recorded anywhere in the United States.
Unreal.
Anyway, 646-652-4869.
I want to hear what you have to say about it.
Let's take some Skype callers.
How about Top Badge?
Ghetto Farmers EBT Seeds00:08:11
What's up?
You're on the horn.
You're playing with your Peter Popper.
Who else?
We got SP Lee.
What's up?
Hey, what's up, Ghost?
How's it going?
Hey, I actually want to go back to the Dick Cheney and Hillary Clinton thing.
Is that all right with you?
Go for it, man.
Go ahead.
What's up?
All right.
What I'm thinking about here is like, I don't really think Hillary Clinton and Dick Cheney actually matters.
What really matters is Rick Perry making president right now.
I hear you that, man.
I'm telling you right now, that's what I'm doing.
That's what I'm trying to do here.
All right.
I'm trying to amplify the capitalist ideology throughout the world.
And moreover, we've got a Texan about ready to go into the White House and basically get rid of all these regulations that were implemented by this disgusting, despicable liberal regime.
All right?
I mean, we need a Texan in the White House to kick ass and take names in the international community.
We need a Texan in the White House.
You understand what I'm saying?
So I completely agree with you there, SP Lee.
We need Rick Perry.
Need somebody out there to kick some ass and instill some integrity back in America.
We got 47A.
What's up?
You're on the horn.
Ghost, baby, what's up?
It's your favorite capitalist in the world, Ghost.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Not this guy.
Come on.
What the hell do you want?
Young ghost, I'm just, you know, I'm excited.
You know, we're kicking off the NFL season, and we got a ghost show going on on the internet.
It's like Christmas to me, ghosts.
I'm in such a good mood right now.
What are you talking about?
It's Christmas to you every day.
You collect government entitlements, all right?
You collect government cheese, for Christ's sake.
What are you talking about?
It's Christmas.
It's always Christmas to you.
You don't do shit.
Well, it's only Christmas on the first of the month, ghost, and that ain't why I called to talk to you.
I wanted to talk to you about this scheme that me and Pookie got going on.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
What scheme now?
What are you going to piss every other capitalist that's listening off right now?
What scheme?
Listen, ghosts, listen.
You know, I was on the California Social Services website today, and I was looking over, you know, exactly what I can and cannot do with my EBC card.
And for the most part, you know, you can buy food.
You know, you can go to the grocery store, buy food.
I can go down to the nearest Asian Bodega, and I can get, you know, some noodles and fried chicken.
But there was one line, ghost, that caught me off guard.
You know, I could use my EBC card to buy seeds for plants that grow food.
All right.
So check this out.
What are you getting at, all right?
I mean, I already don't like this.
What are you getting at?
Well, basically, Pookie's uncle has a killer, a gas-powered killer.
We're going to till out the backyard.
We're going to stockpile tomato seeds, ghosts.
And when spring comes around, we're going to plant them seeds, ghosts.
We're going to take those tomatoes to the farmer's market.
We're going to make money.
And to say it is, he says, no initial investment because it's all paid for by EBC.
Oh, you son of a bitch.
I mean, are you kidding me?
I mean, where do you come up with this discharge for Christ's sake?
Where did you go out and get a job?
How about doing that?
How about going out and get a freaking job instead of sitting on your fat ass and thinking about how to throw over the taxpayer?
And stop choking that kid, for Christ's sake.
Every time you call up, you're choking that kid, that dick crying for Christ's sake.
Where's California Child Protection Services when you need it?
Good stop.
Well, I mean, it works out.
You know, it works good both ways.
Say, you know, say we plant the plant wrong and they don't grow nothing.
We can just hit the government up for farmer subsidy, baby.
There you get this in.
Get him off, get them off.
I mean, what do we got?
Ghetto farmers now?
We're going to have ghetto farmers in the hood buying seeds on EBT cards so they can make liquid capital off of shit they're growing in their backyard.
You're ridiculous.
These people have no shame.
They have no shame, no compassion, nothing.
Jesus Christ.
They're shitting out children.
They're shitting them up to get a payday from our government.
I mean, God, Jesus.
Jesus Christ.
I mean, Jesus Christ, give me the mic.
Give me the mic.
Give me the mic.
Give me that goddamn mic.
Let me tell you, sorry, sacks of crap.
You waste of human life.
They're doing nothing but mooching off the American taxpayers.
Your days of mooching the American taxpayer are numbered.
You're not going to be able to continue to sustain your pathetically anal life on the taxpayer dime that much longer.
You understand that, you sorry sex of waste of human life.
Huh?
I know you have no shame.
I know you don't really give two rats asses about mooching off of the goddamn taxpaying system.
But let me tell you something.
Us as taxpayers, us as capitalists, we're not going to continue to take this crap.
We're not going to continue.
And that's why.
That's why I do this broadcast.
I do this broadcast in hopes of sparking synapses in the capitalists.
I mean, listen to these people.
Listen to these people.
They have no shame, capitalists.
And it's time for us to take power.
It's time for us to assert our authority.
And let me tell you something.
We need to assert our authority and we need to assert it quick.
Do you understand that?
This government can no longer wave its finger in our faces and think that it continues to tax us and give it to these wastes of human life.
It ain't going to happen.
It ain't going to continue to happen as far as I'm concerned.
I will not go quietly in that good night.
And I hope that all of you understand.
I hope that all of you understand that I'm serious business here.
All right?
My show is serious business.
And I've got tens of thousands.
I'm talking about tens of thousands of capitalists who listen to me throughout the world.
And they listen to the capitalist commentary that I'm conveying on this broadcast.
They're listening to the riffraff that calls my broadcast and rubbing it in the capitalist faces that they're mooching.
They're mooching off of our tax dollars.
And by God, I'll tell you this.
I tell you this.
Us capitalists will not go quietly in that good night.
I guarantee goddamn to you.
I guarantee goddamn T you.
Anyway, let me move on to another subject, Matt.
We're running out of time here.
All right.
I mean, once again, Texas summer is the hottest recorded in U.S. history, folks.
We're suffering out here in Texas.
Not only do we have unbelievable drought-like temperatures, but we've got scorched earth out here.
All right?
We've got scorched earth, 3.5 million square miles of basically scorched earth because of these goddamn fires that are happening out here in Texas, for Christ's sake.
But you know what I say?
You know what us Texans do when Mother Nature tries to deal us a bad hand for Christ's sake, huh?
Syria Assad Violence Images00:14:00
Now, you know what?
We dust our shoulders off, baby.
You understand?
I mean, and I speak on behalf of Texans everywhere.
Mother Nature, bring it on.
Do you understand that?
Bring it on, you piece of crap.
All right?
We ain't afraid of Mother Nature.
We conquered Mother Nature for Christ's sake.
So, anyway, let me move on to another subject matter, all right?
I want to talk about the violence that's escalating in Syria.
For you folks that are unaware, I was tweeting this earlier today, some violent images out of Syria.
And if you haven't gotten it, well, by God, follow me on Twitter.
Ghost Politics is the name to follow.
All right?
Ghost Politics.
Now, what you need to realize is that Bashar al-Assad, the asshole that's in power in Syria, continues to kill his own people to sustain his own bureaucratic power.
Do you understand that?
Another 28 dead today.
Another 28 dead today because Bashar al-Assad, the disgusting, despicable totalitarian leader of Syria, is killing people just because he wants to sustain his bureaucratic power.
All right, I kid you not, folks.
And you know, it really makes me sick because I've actually been discussing this particular subject matter for a long period of time.
I mean, ever since this past February.
All right?
Ever since this past February, I've been talking that there are crimes against humanity happening in Syria because Bashar al-Assad is continuing to kill his own people because he wants to sustain power.
And you know what I say to it?
You know what I say to it?
I say death to Bashar al-Assad.
Death to Bashar al-Assad.
Death to Bashar al-Assad and any other bureaucratic leader that kills people to sustain their own bureaucratic power.
Death to Bashar al-Assad.
As a matter of fact, let me go ahead and take a swig of some more beer for Christ's sake.
Let me have another beer.
Oh, yeah.
Everybody hear that?
This drink right here is to the death, to the unadulterated death of Bashar al-Assad to avenge all those souls that were taken by this despicable, disgusting tyrant.
Death to Bashar al-Assad.
Let me go ahead and take a swig of this for Christ's sake.
Oh, some good stuff.
Woo!
Anyway, I want to hear what you have to say about it.
Bashar al-Assad and his despicable Alawi army are killing innocent people because people don't want to be under the totalitarian rule of Bashar al-Assad.
I mean, what's wrong with that?
I mean, let me tell you, let me explain one more time to you people that in Syria, they're protesting in civil unrest.
They weren't acting like these disgusting jehudis out there in Egypt.
Do y'all remember that?
This disgusting, despicable media was highlighting these jehudis that were rioting in Egypt, that were destroying their infrastructure, that were pillaging, that were raping.
And our American media was projecting this disgusting, despicable display in Egypt as if it was glorious revolution.
As if it was a glorious thing for Christ's sake.
When they were pillaging, they were destroying their own country.
There were wild jehudis with no substance backing up their intellectual supposed reason for debate.
There was no justification.
And that's why Egypt is in the stagnant point that it is today.
They don't know where they're going.
They don't know what they're doing.
Because there was no intellectual foundation to their revolution.
It was just a bunch of wild jehudis that saw an opportunity to go out and rape and pillage.
And that's exactly what they did in Egypt.
But that's not what's happening in Syria.
That is not what's happening in Syria.
What's happening in Syria, people have no guns.
They have no weapons.
They're going out there protesting in peace.
They are protesting the totalitarian government of Bashar al-Assad.
And Bashar al-Assad is ordering his army to kill these people.
Ordering his army to kill innocent people.
And if you're part of the army, and if you don't kill innocent people, well, then Bashar al-Assad, he's already ordered that anybody who disobeys orders gets killed themselves.
If you refuse to shoot upon the Syrian people, well, then you are going to get executed as well.
All right, and this is what is happening right now in Syria.
And I want to hear what you have to say about it.
646-652-4869 is number to call.
We got area code 269 on the horn.
What's up?
What do you think about Syria?
Hey, Ghost, Guest the Minority is best game and Fluttershy is best pony.
Well, I don't believe Fluttershy is the best pony for Christ's sake, but I do agree that Guest the Minority is probably the best game on the planet.
I have to admit that.
832, what's up?
You're on the horn.
You're just sitting there playing with your Peter Popper, for Christ's sake.
Who else have we got?
678, what's up?
You're on the horn.
Ghost, do you want me to?
How are you going?
Would you fuck your QB pony with me?
Jesus Christ.
Another fruity-ass butt boy over here trying to take a whiff of my butt crack, for Christ's sake.
719, what's up?
You're on the horn.
You're taking too long.
563, what's up?
You're on the horn.
Hey, Ghost.
Is this me?
Yeah, it's you.
What's going on?
Hey, this is Dan.
I think it's, I'm trying to think of the word.
Sorry.
Don't worry about it, man.
Take your time.
Go ahead.
It's an injustice that Bashar al-Assad is killing all those people.
I mean, I think it's beyond an injustice.
I think it's a crime against humanity.
But you're on the right track, 563.
I mean, all you have to do is do a YouTube search and take a look at all the destruction and devastation that Bashar al-Assad is implementing on his own people.
And the basis of it is just to sustain power.
Sustained power.
That's it.
That's why people are dying in Syria today, and it's disgusting.
And it wasn't until this past summer that the United Nations and Barack Obama finally said, this isn't right.
That's not cool.
We're going to give you a warning, Syria.
We're going to give you a warning.
It's disgusting, man.
But I agree with you there, 563.
It is an it's just tragedy.
It's disgusting.
I've been discussing the crimes against humanity in Syria, like I said, since February.
And go back into the archive, blogtalkradio.com/slash ghost.
All right, I have every episode that I ever conducted tondated and stamped and archived.
You go back to February.
I've been talking about this.
I've been talking about the crimes against humanity in Syria.
It's disgraceful.
Anyway, thanks a lot for calling there, 563.
I appreciate it.
Who else we got?
916, you're on the horn.
What's up?
I just wanted to say that penis, Yeah, obviously you got one in your mouth.
We can tell by your lispy little voice, for Christ's sake, you like sucking on things.
520, what's up?
You're on the horn.
Hey, Ghost, how's it going?
How's it going, man?
I just wanted to bring up two subjects to you.
Go for it.
All right, so first one is about Governor Rick Perry.
Now, he should be elected for the White House, but one thing that's been concerning some people is his take on the death penalty, because he's oversee more death penalties than the governors in Virginia and Oklahoma together.
And I just want to know what your take on it, because I'm poor Rick Perry, but most people aren't.
Well, you know, 520, I actually discussed this earlier in the broadcast, but I'll reiterate it.
I think that Rick Perry didn't execute enough, if you want my personal opinion.
I think that we need to execute a lot more.
I think 230 some-odd executions in his tenure was just not enough.
I think we need to execute more people.
I think that we need to just get rid of death row altogether and just kind of just, you know, seamlessly just get these idiots out of this life that implements such criminality, such as killing innocent people, such as killing innocent children, so on and so forth.
So as far as I'm concerned, I don't think that we did enough executions out here in America in Texas.
Now, there's people out here saying, oh, that's not fair, ghost.
How can you sit there and be pro-death penalty?
Well, we have something called the justice system.
All right.
Now, if you get busted for something, I mean, you can have not only due process of law, but you can also have an appellate court system that can have at least, I don't know how many different layers of appellate courts till finally you can get to the Supreme Court if necessary.
And after all those appellate courts, after all the Supreme Court nonsense, you're still found guilty.
Well, then, by God, you're guilty.
All right?
You shouldn't have been there in the first place.
Whatever got you put into the system and whatever made you a suspect for a murder or anything of that nature, you shouldn't have been there to begin with.
And by God, you know, too bad.
Tough titty.
Get out of here.
You know, don't pass go.
Don't collect $200.
You're getting your ass executed.
Bottom line.
So I don't think that he executed enough as far as I'm concerned.
I mean, as long as people have due process of law and have the ability to attempt to show their innocence, genuine innocence, based upon the evidence, well, then by God, I don't see nothing wrong with executing these sons of bitches.
Execute more of them, baby.
I mean, let me tell you, I know I'm pretty much against a lot of what the traditional conservative ideology and the traditional conservative sentiment on this is, but I'm pro-death.
All right?
I'm pro-death penalty.
I'm pro-assisted suicide.
I'm pro-suicide.
All right?
I mean, we're saving entirely too many people in this country because we got to protect people.
I mean, I don't understand why our police officers are, you know, going out there looking for people that they're traveling with their seatbelt on.
You know, I can't believe that they're out there.
You don't have your seatbelt, so we're going to have to give you a ticket.
Who cares?
Who cares if they don't have their seatbelt?
I mean, it should be up to an individual's right to, you know, whether or not they're going to have their seatbelt on or not.
And if they die, they die.
Tough titty.
You know, same with the helmet law.
You know?
I mean, what the hell is the helmet law about, man?
I mean, if an asshole wants to ride a motorcycle without his helmet, why in the hell should it be up to the government to save this asshole's life for Christ's sake?
You know?
I mean, if the guy falls off his goddamn bike and breaks his head open, tough titty.
It's social Darwinism for Christ's sake.
We're saving entirely too many people in this country.
All right?
And the bottom line is, is that most people, you know, they're like everything else.
You got some winners, but you got a lot of losers.
All right?
We got a lot of losers out here in America that are not being taken out by social Darwinism because we're enacting laws to save these wastes of human life.
You know?
And all I'm saying is let's just take them away.
Why are we even caring about, you know, saving human life for Christ's sake?
All right?
I mean, come on.
I'm just saying.
I mean, you know, give me a break.
Anyway, 6466524869.
Hey, look, I'm for whatever that's going to make the freeway flow faster.
All right?
That's what I'm going to say.
I don't care.
All right?
So you people that are shocked, you people that are like, oh, my God, I cannot believe he's saying that.
Well, tough titty.
Jesus Christ.
Let me go ahead and take another swig of this beer for Christ's sake.
Ah, good stuff.
And that's another thing.
Look, I'm drinking.
You're going to put a law against drinking?
I'm going to go back to prohibition.
I think people should have the right to do whatever it is that they want to do.
All right?
Piece of crap.
And I'm not an alcoholic asshole.
I'm a connoisseur.
All right?
I'm a connoisseur.
I don't drink the same Kentucky fried chicken piss every day like most of you drunks do.
All right?
All right.
I mean, I consume in a vast array of different libations and spirits.
So for you idiots to sit over here and flap your fat cheeto stained fingers on the keyboard calling me a goddamn alcoholic.
You don't know your ass from your elbow.
Anyway, sorry I hurt people's feelings about the whole pro-death commentary here, but I'm telling you the honest truth, folks.
I mean, if people want to throw themselves off planes and hope their parachute works, and people are bungee, I don't care what they're doing.
I don't care.
Israel Military Offensive Launch00:04:24
We're saving entirely too many people in this country as far as I'm concerned.
So that's all there is to it.
Anyway, let me move on to another subject matter.
We're running out of time here.
I want to talk about Turkey.
I don't know if you, I mean, we've been talking about the dissent and the dissension between Turkey and Israel.
Once again, it looks like Israel has lost its last Arab ally in the Middle East, leaving itself vulnerable within the region.
We've talked about recently that Turkey has expelled the Israeli diplomats out of their country.
We've talked about how Turkey is, you know, kind of not necessarily in line with Israel's persuasion of how the Middle East should go.
Well, to add to the more, to add to the ridiculous garbage that's making this situation into a powder keg, Turkey is basically saying that they are going to escort the next flotilla.
And if you folks aren't familiar with the first flotilla that attempted to go into Palestine, it was raided by Israeli forces, and the Arab community went up in arms about it.
Just look up flotilla.
Well, this time, Turkey says that it's going to escort the next flotilla with its warships.
And if Israeli troops attempt to board the flotilla, they are going to commence military action against any kind of obstruction of the flotilla in question.
All right?
But anyway, we are already in the third and final hour, folks, of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
And of course, folks, I want to thank you for tuning in with me.
And before we get into anything else, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
And before we get in to the next subject matter, please retweet the broadcast.
Go to the forums.
Go to the blogs.
Go to the social networking sites and spread it around like wildfire and let everybody know that true capitalist radio is in effect and in the house.
Anyway, back to Turkey and this flotilla situation.
I mean, this could be the powder keg that explodes into a major military escalation in the Middle East.
And like I have said many times, I believe that Israel is going to launch a military offensive here in the coming future.
Remember, this is the prognosticator of prognosticators prognosticating an event.
Once again, I believe that Israel is going to implement a military offensive, not only because it's vulnerable within the Middle East and it's trying to assert its authority within the region.
Moreover, they're having domestic unrest within their own country.
I mean, this past weekend, you had 450,000 Israelis taken to the streets of Tel Aviv and Jerusalem, all over Israel, begging for quote-unquote social justice.
I mean, Israelis are begging for socialism in Israel, for Christ's sake.
I mean, what is this world coming to?
And not to mention that the Israelis in general aren't particularly happy with the standing government that's in power in Israel.
So, in my personal opinion, and based upon how I've read the empirical evidence of other actions of other principalities and other governments, I believe that Israel within the next month is going to launch a military offensive because not only does it need to gain credibility in the region amongst a hostile group of Arab countries,
moreover, it is going to socially organize all those discontented within its domestic boundaries, meaning that the social organism of organization is war.
And once war is implemented, that is a social motivating mechanism to bring the country together as a unified force.
So, I guarantee it, folks, one more time, Israel will launch a military offensive here within the next month, possibly two months.
I kid you not.
And when this happens, I hope you idiots realize that they don't call me the prognosticator of prognosticators for nothing, baby.
War Social Organizing Mechanism00:02:59
Anyway, folks, before we get into anything else and take any more calls, I want to give some Twitter shout-outs.
Do we have any more Twitter shout-outs there, Engineer?
He says we got a couple of Twitter shout-outs, so let's go ahead and say them right now.
All right, folks, and what you have to do to get a shout-out right here, right now, is just go to my Twitter account, GhostPolitics.
All right, all one word, no underscores, folks, Ghost Politics, and retweet the first tweet on my Twitter account.
It's that simple.
All right, that goddamn simple.
Go to Ghost Politics, retweet the first tweet on my Twitter account.
Let's go ahead and take it from the top there, Engineer.
Who do we got?
We got No Corn for Texas.
Great, that's funny.
We got Fluttershy Ass.
We got Z Twinkle Sparkle.
We've got Rainboom Dasher.
We got Zach VI.
We got Poland Ball 101.
We got PRCAT88.
Who the hell else do we got?
Once again, if you want a shout-out, retweet the first tweet on my Twitter account.
It's that simple.
All right?
It's that freaking simple.
Let's go ahead.
Who else do we got?
We got you hoard beer cans.
Shove it up your ass, all right?
Shove it up your ass.
I'm not hoarding no goddamn beer cans for Christ's sake.
I mean, when you idiots piss me off, I'm breaking crap in my office for Christ's sake.
I'm sure I mean, look at this crap.
Look at this crap.
Look at this crap.
God damn it.
Listen to that crap.
I got to go and call that Mexican consuela looking broad to come in here and clean up the office for Christ's sake.
And the only reason I'd like to bring her is because, oh, I'm going to come in here, Mr. Coast, and I'm going to clean your office, Mr. Coast.
But my mijo, he's going to sit here in the chair and he's going to have his taco.
He's going to have his taco.
He's going to sit over there by himself, or mijo?
And I mean, you know, I don't like that crap.
I'm sitting over here trying to conduct trades, and I've got Consuela, you know, trying to sweep the ground over here.
I've got some Mexican cake and a burrito sitting right across from me, for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, do we have any more Twitter shout-outs, Engineer, for Christ's sake?
Because these guys are pissing me off.
Do we got any more?
All right, we got a few more, according to the engineer here.
We've got, I'm not going to say that.
We got R.K. Fox.
We got some asshole named Spermy the Brony.
Minty Floss, Chad A. King, what's going on?
We got Prey Bronies Die.
Capitalist Brony.
Prey Bronies.
That's horrible.
Who the hell else do we got here?
Jesus Christ.
Hurry up, Engineer.
Flotilla Killing Motherfuckers00:02:34
Come on.
We got, I'm not going to say that sick name.
We got Kano Sur.
We got Homo Quiercicle.
Homo Quercicle?
Are you kidding me?
Good God, man.
Two six sons of bitches, man.
Who the hell else?
We got Lektech.
I'm not going to say any more of these.
Get it off, Engineer.
That's enough.
That's it.
Anyway, 646-652-4869 is the number to call here.
We're talking a little bit about the flotilla that Turkey is going to send into the Palestine region.
And if you all remember correctly, last year, there was another flotilla that was attempting to go into the Palestinian territories and attempt to basically deliver aid to the country.
And it was intercepted by Israeli special forces.
As a matter of fact, the footage of that raid is actually on YouTube if you actually want to see it.
Well, this time, the Turkish have said that they are going to escort the next flotilla with warships.
And if the Israelis attempt to board the flotilla, they are going to implement military action.
And I think this is very, very serious.
All right, a powder keg waiting to happen.
Let's see if anybody has anything to say about it.
All right.
724, what's up?
What do you think about flotilla?
Hey, actually, I want to talk about the Turkey Flotilla and back about Siberia.
All right.
Go ahead.
What do you guys think?
Well, I'm in the U.S. military, and I have a feeling if all this does happen, I have a feeling I'll be getting sent over there and be killing some motherfuckers.
Which is fine and dandy by me, because I mean, I just love doing my job.
All right, well, you know, it's good for you.
Very proud of you.
425, what's going on?
What do you think about Flotilla?
You're just playing with your Peter Popper.
661, what do you think about Flotilla?
I'm too busy playing with my Peter Popper right now.
Bye.
Okay, well, you know, stick G.I. Joe with a condom on it up your anal passage because you sound that fruity, and it sounds like you'd enjoy it.
703, what's up?
What do you think about Flotilla?
You're just playing with your Peter Popper, too.
563, what do you think about Flotilla?
Hey, go back again.
Can I go back to the death penalty thing again?
Yeah, you already had a turn.
817, what do you think about Flotilla?
Lincoln Suspended Constitution00:02:43
So going back to the seatbelts and how you believe that no one, that you don't care if people die.
Well, it says in the Declaration, and I believe that you are supportive of the Founding Fathers.
Well, it says in the Declaration of Independence that all men are created equal and we're endowed by our Creator, which is Jesus Christ.
No, no, no.
He didn't say anything about Jesus Christ.
As a matter of fact, Thomas Jefferson was very specific in using the word creator in referencing anything theocratic.
And the reason that he chose creator, because remember, the United States was a haven for freedom of religion, asshole.
All right?
I mean, people that came over here to, I guess, escape religious persecution didn't all believe in Jesus.
All right?
So what else do you have to say, 817?
I just think you're fucked up because all the founding fathers were Christian ghosts.
No, they were not.
Thomas Jefferson was not a Christian.
I think you need to reread some of his works.
All right, son?
He was not a Christian.
Go ahead.
Well, even if he wasn't a Christian, our best president of the United States, Abraham Lincoln, and Ronald Reagan were both Christian.
Whoa, Now, I know you're going to sit over here and get on the goddamn Abraham Lincoln bandwagon, but this is a man who suspended the Constitution and suspended habeas corpus.
All right?
I mean, do you understand that this was the Abraham Lincoln was the man that set precedent for totalitarian presidents thereafter?
I mean, this is a guy who suspended the Constitution.
This is a guy who suspended habeas corpus for Christ's sake, and it was disgraceful.
All right?
So don't sit over here and put Abraham Lincoln on such a high pedestal out here.
He was a dictator, and it's no coincidence that Fidel Castro, this freaking dictator out there in Cuba, this guy has statues of Abraham Lincoln in his office.
I'm not kidding.
He's got busts and statues of Abraham Lincoln in his office.
I kid you not.
He even quotes Abraham Lincoln.
So don't sit over here and get on this high horse that Abraham Lincoln was the greatest president in American history.
I mean, give me a break.
All right.
On the contrary, it was his actions, his overstepping of the federal government that caused the Civil War.
All right?
Bottom line.
Anyway, let's take another caller here.
San Francisco Nudist Laws00:10:15
301, what do you think about flotilla?
I think the Koreans deserve it because of what the Geth did to them.
You're an idiot.
All right, that's about enough.
Nobody gives a crap about the Turkish and how they're going to escort the next flotilla into the Palestinian region.
And let me tell you something right now.
That is going to be a precarious situation.
Mark my word, mark my word that if the flotilla that is going to be escorted by warships into Palestine is intercepted by Israeli special forces, I guarantee you that it's not going to be a pretty situation.
That's all I got to say.
It's not going to be a pretty situation.
Anyway, let me move on to another subject matter.
I want to talk a little bit about San Francisco.
Oh, yeah.
I know that a lot of little fruity-ass bronies, assholes, puckered up when I started talking about San Francisco, huh?
They're prancing around like a bunch of tutu wearing pieces of fruity ass flesh flute playing crap.
Anyway, the reason I want to talk a little bit about San Francisco is because they are actually going to implement some law.
And I wasn't really aware of this, but there is a big contingent of nudists in the Castro district of San Francisco.
I mean, I kid you not.
You've actually got nudists that are freely walking the streets of San Francisco in the goddamn Castro district.
All right?
Now, there is a politician out there in San Francisco named, what the hell is his name?
Wiener.
I know his last name's Wiener.
I forgot his first name.
Anyway, there's a guy out there.
His name is Weiner.
Yes, Scott Weiner.
All right?
Scott Weiner actually wants to make it a little bit more etiquette-based as it relates to this free nudity that's happening out there in San Francisco.
Now, let me explain what he's talking about.
Now, these people that walk the streets of San Francisco nude, they actually put their bare dirty asses on the seats of public seating.
And they actually go into restaurants nude and put their dingleberry-ridden dirty asses on the seats with no protection.
Well, Scott Weiner says that we need to stop doing that.
All right?
I mean, we need some goddamn anal protection, you know, or some kind of ass protection.
So now he is implementing a law to where if you're going to be walking around the Castro district out there in the nude, that you need some sort of ass protector so your dirty ass doesn't touch anything public seating.
Do you understand what I'm saying?
I kid you not, and believe it or not, you actually have fruit bowls in San Francisco calling this harassment.
They're calling this prejudice, for Christ's sake, because oh, it's not fair.
I mean, why do I have to have ass protection on my seat?
I mean, I mean, give me a break.
I mean, I don't care.
I mean, I'm not joking, man.
I'm not joking.
I mean, this is just disgraceful.
What have I told you about the homosexual contingent of America today?
All right?
What have I told you?
I mean, these people, I mean, the majority of the homosexual contingent, not all of them.
I know there's a lot of conservative homosexuals and they do listen to my broadcast.
I want to thank you for listening.
But I'm talking about these homosexuals that are flamboyant, you know, I mean, that are just disgusting, disgraceful.
I'm telling you, these are the type of people that have oral compilation between two men across the street from an elementary school, and they want it protected by the first freaking amendment, for Christ's sake.
I'm not joking.
So now that you have some lawmaker out there in San Francisco saying, hey, this could be a potential health problem, we got so many assholes in San Francisco Castro District walking around with no goddamn clothes on, sitting their dirty asses on public seating and on restaurant seating, so on and so forth.
I think that we need some kind of a law just based on the health potential disease spreading situation that you can have here to at least force these nudists to go out and sit on some kind of ass protector as opposed to just sitting there disgusting, shitty ass, because you know, I mean, come on, you know, after these nudists get out of the shitter, for Christ's sake, you think that they're cleaning all that crap out of that dirty crack?
I mean, come on.
Some of that escrement is going to be on any seat that they sit their fat, disgusting, dirty asses on, and you know it.
But once again, once again, what do we got?
We got people out here saying it's harassment.
It's not fair.
I don't need an ass protector.
Jesus Christ.
I want to hear what you have to say about this.
646-652-4869 is the number to call.
Area code 559.
What do you think about ass protectors for nudists in San Francisco?
Well, I think that, you know, like not very sanitary, but.
You know, what are you going to do?
People just want to.
People never want to listen to anything, you know?
Well, it sounds to me like you want to see dirty asses or something.
Get them off, for Christ's sake.
757, what do you think about dirty asses in San Francisco?
I think that it's really weird.
Really weird.
This is San Francisco.
They're walking around nude for Christ's sake.
They're walking around nude for Christ's sake.
I mean, I can't believe this crap.
And because some lawmaker actually wants to force these nudists to have ass protectors so that they don't get their dirty asses on any kind of public seating for Christ's sake, these freaks are having a problem with it, you know?
They're having a problem.
Oh, it's not fair.
I mean, I should be able to put my dirty ass on anything.
Oh, my God.
I mean, especially in San Francisco.
I mean, do you know how many people are walking around with the AIDS?
Huh?
They've got these.
And you mean to tell me that you want one of these nudists that got AIDS?
You want some AIDS excrement on their goddamn seat that you're sitting on for Christ's sake?
I mean, good God.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, let's take another caller here.
646-652-4869-419.
What do you think about dirty asses in San Francisco?
Ghost?
What's up?
Hey, I think that it's just really wrong.
I mean, you think about that kind of stuff and makes you think, what's wrong with our government today?
Well, actually, I don't really think what's wrong with our government.
I think what's wrong with these disgusting people.
I mean, just imagine that these nudists are actually a part of the electorate out here.
They're the ones voting in these disgusting, despicable tyrants that are in our government today, for Christ's sake.
It's disgraceful.
I mean, I can't believe this crap.
I can't believe it.
But this is America, for Christ's sake.
This is America.
Give me a break.
What do you got to say, 817?
What do you got to say about dirty asses in San Francisco?
Can I talk about the flotilla?
All right, go ahead.
Okay.
Well, actually, I was going to say that, okay, Israel, I don't know.
You sound really neoconish and like my parents.
And I think you should vote for Ron Paul and not Perry because Perry sucks.
Oh, here we go, Ron Paul.
Go ahead.
Oh, hang on.
Well, talk about the flotilla.
Okay, I think that I don't can't understand if you're for Israel or against it by the way you're talking about it.
Well, what do you exactly have to say about it?
I mean, you know, I'm just saying that it's a potential powder cake situation that could jeopardize America's national security.
Are you a Zionist?
Is what I mean?
A Christian for Israel?
All that good stuff?
A Christian for Israel?
Where are you coming up with this, woman?
Zionism has a lot to do with a lot of stuff that's going on in the world.
It does.
So are you anti-Semitic?
Is that it?
a cup for coffee filters or something since you like that capital hey we don't have to have in texas we should not have the speedy laws First off, and if you really wanted that, you would vote for Ron Paul because that's Prairie puts in more government.
He loves me.
Lady, we can drive 85 miles an hour in Texas freeways now.
What are you talking about?
You shouldn't be able to get a ticket for feeding.
That's your freedom.
You should be able.
That's crazy.
I mean, that's just one example of all the ways that we're so brainwashed to think that this is normal to live in a society like this.
So we should have no laws on the roads whatsoever.
We should let idiots just kind of drive drunk and drive 150 miles an hour, kill people, and nothing else.
And the private sector wants to make it.
If the private sector wants to do it, then fine.
But if they don't, then no.
Jesus Christ.
Didn't I just tell this woman to go in the kitchen and make her man a sandwich for Christ's sake?
I mean, good God.
I mean, do you hear the sickness, the the the the disgusting, whacked out ideas that are being put forth by individuals that are out here in America, for Christ's sake?
I mean, good Lord.
Jesus Christ.
I bet you, money, if that woman had a man, she wouldn't be up here talking garbage to me, I guarantee you, you know?
I bet you, money, if there was a man giving her the high, hard one, popping her toes and putting a curl in her spine, she wouldn't be sitting here and mouthing off to me this utter nonsense.
You know it, and I know it.
So who we be Sing, all right?
Anyway, that's enough of, you know, all I'm saying is this disgusting disgrace that's happening in San Francisco.
NASA Satellite Crashing Texas00:05:59
I can't believe that they're even having this debate.
I can't believe that they're actually having a debate that they need to have ash protectors for nudists.
You know?
Ash protectors to protect Dingleberry Eskerman from touching public seats because these nudists are walking around with their low sacks that hang down below their knees for Christ's sake, thinking that it's funny, thinking that it's a great day, thinking that it's freedom or something.
Jesus Christ.
What else do we got?
Let's go to the next subject matter, all right?
Let's talk a little bit about NASA, huh?
That's right.
Let's talk a little bit about NASA up in here because you know that I am not a big fan of NASA.
I think that NASA is the biggest farce of all time.
And I know that people don't agree with me on this, but tough titty.
I think it's a waste of money.
I think that all it's done is just inflated a budget for bureaucratic, four-eyed, freckle-faced, beaten stepchildren book nerds just to continue to mooch the taxpaying system.
That's what NASA is, for Christ's sake.
It's a piece of trash.
And if it were up to me, I would basically sell NASA on the world market and all the little gizmos that it created to the highest bidder, for Christ's sake.
All right?
I don't like NASA.
All right?
I don't.
I don't think that we went to the moon.
And I don't think that stupid rover is out there roaming Mars either, for Christ's sake.
All right?
I don't believe that we're the stupid footage that's coming out of that stupid robot, for Christ's sake, that looks like Nevada.
And I've seen Nevada.
I've been to Nevada, and that's what it is.
You can't fool me, NASA.
All right?
You can't fool me by showing me pictures of Nevada and sit over here saying, oh, yeah, this is Mars.
We went to Mars.
Look at this.
I mean, give me a goddamn break.
It's Nevada.
I've seen it.
And anybody who's been to Nevada, you know what I'm talking about.
Jesus Christ, give me a drink.
Give me a drink.
Let me open up another beer for Christ's sake.
There we go.
Anyway, the reason I'm bringing up NASA is because not only do I not believe it went to the moon, not only do I not believe that that stupid little rover is on Mars, not only do I believe that that latest Cassini satellite shot of Saturn is legitimate.
Have you all seen the latest Cassini satellite shot of Saturn?
What a bunch of Photoshop crap, man.
It's a bunch of Photoshop nonsense.
I know there's some people out here that are listening to me that could do a better Photoshop job than what NASA released as supposed high-end resolution shot of Saturn.
Anyway, the reason that I am talking about NASA is because not only do I think they're incompetent and the only thing that they have done was put these satellites into space that can track us, GPS our every move, that can look at us from every different angle via satellite.
That's the only thing that NASA has done is being able to throw satellites so that the governments can use it to spy on us.
Yeah, thanks, NASA.
But speaking of their satellites, folks, it looks like one of their disgusting, despicable, ridiculous satellites may come crashing down to the Earth's surface at any point.
That's right.
I'm talking about this disgusting, despicable, what do they call it?
This upper atmosphere research satellite.
All right?
It was launched September 15th, 1991.
It was originally designed to operate for only three years.
Instead, it conducted scientific research for 14 years.
Well, why am I bringing this up?
Well, because NASA has basically stated that we should expect this crashing satellite at any time, at any day between the days of September to October.
All right?
Now, why am I bringing this up?
Because this just goes to show that NASA isn't worth diddly.
All right?
I mean, how in the hell are you going to sit over here and say, well, we may have a satellite come crashing down to Earth, and yeah, it's six and a half tons, and yeah, it may cause some damage, but we feel that it may burn, it may burn as it goes through the atmosphere.
Don't worry about it.
I mean, are you kidding me, NASA?
Are you kidding me?
Jesus Christ.
And, you know, if that, let's pray to God again.
Since we have a religious theme of this show, let's go ahead and pray to God one more time.
All right, let's go ahead and bow your heads.
Bow your heads.
God, I know that you're going to send the satellite crashing down to Earth at any point in time.
But if you could please spare Texas from the brunt end of this landing of this satellite and make sure that it's isolated to the damage in a pissing ground like Florida, because to be honest, Lord, you know, the Floridians need a good swift kick in the ass.
So whatever you do, Lord, do not have that satellite crash here in Texas.
If you can, at least have it crash down in Florida, which is geographically the colon of America.
It's no coincidence that we have such disgusting, despicable humanity coming out from that region.
But please, Lord, I mean, just make sure that it's landing in Florida and not in Texas.
Anyway, thank you, Lord.
Amen.
Voicemail Setup Assholes00:04:07
Anyway, I want to hear from you.
646-652-4869, what do you think about this satellite just coming crashing down at any point in time?
563, you're on the horn.
What do you think about it?
Oh, hey, Doug.
This is Ben again.
I mean, why do you keep calling you, Milky Liquor?
All right?
I mean, you make no comments.
You make no sense, and you suck.
508, what's up?
You're on the horn.
Thank you, August.
How's it going?
I just have to say, Benny Hoover, 2011, baby.
What?
Couldn't even understand you.
Why don't you take whatever had in your mouth?
Take it out for Christ's sake, you oral, fixated fruit bowl.
215, what's up?
You're on the horn.
Word around the offices.
You've got a fat cock.
Yes.
What the hell?
What are you?
Are you playing gay pornography?
I mean, good God, man, you sick son of a bitches, man.
I mean, we don't want to hear that crap.
Good Lord.
559, what's up?
You're on the horn.
Hey, Ghost, just want to say happy fucking fire day.
Oh, yeah, you think it's real funny that, you know, Texas is birds now.
You think it's funny?
That's fucking hilarious, man.
Great.
Oh, yeah?
I mean, do you really, really think it's funny?
You think it's hilarious?
Yeah, fuck.
Satan's a fucking gift, man.
It's a gift.
Why do you think it's a gift?
Gift from Satan, man.
A gift from Satan?
Are you a Satanist?
Are you one of those?
Are you one of those assholes that are like Sapphire is good?
Satan is my pal.
You're one of those assholes?
Fuck yeah, bro.
Are you okay, man?
You sound like you're on some shit.
Are you alright?
Yeah, dude, it just fucking sniffs like an ounce of Coke.
I'm fucking ready to do some shit, man.
What exactly are you?
Are you okay?
What are you ready to do, exactly?
I can fucking put out those fires myself, man.
Oh, yeah?
I tell you what.
How about if I give your number out right now?
And, you know, maybe some Texans that want to talk to you about this situation can call you and maybe y'all can have a debate about it.
How about that?
Can I give your number out, 559?
Oh, what's wrong?
Oh, well, oh, oh, he hung up.
What happened?
What happened?
He got a little scared all of a sudden, you know, when you were flexing nuts and he thought that you, hey, I'm going to call in.
I'm going to get a shock value and there's nothing you can do about it.
Well, I'm just telling you, why don't we just give your number out to the people out here, huh?
Why don't you say what you mean, mean what you say for Christ's sake, huh?
You stupid milky liquor.
What are you afraid of?
What are you afraid of?
Call it back.
Pull his ass back.
The stupid bastard.
You're damn right I'm calling back.
I'm sorry, but the person you called has a voice mailbox that has not been set up yet.
How come these assholes never set up their voicemails?
Shut up, bitch.
All right?
How come these assholes never set up their voicemails for Christ's sake?
Why don't you set it up, alright?
Why don't you set it up for Christ's sake?
I mean, good lord.
I mean, how hard is it?
You push a couple of buttons, you say your goddamn message, and it's over, alright?
Stupid.
Come on, boy.
We know you're there.
Come on, come on.
Come out, come out wherever you are, boy.
But the crew is a voicemail box that has not been.
Voice Mailbox Not Set Up00:03:27
You know what?
I know there's a lot of people out here that are, you know, aw, ghosts a bully.
Ghosts of me man.
And he's a jerk.
And he sits there and he gives away numbers to jerk off racists that think that they can hide behind the phone lines.
But when they put some out on the table, they're like, no, no.
This is harassment.
I can't take it.
Yeah, you know, you can't take the hate out of the kitchen, boy.
Oh, man.
You want to know why I do this?
You know what I mean?
You want to know why I do this?
I'll tell you.
You know what?
I'll tell you why I do this.
Go ahead and put the music on, engineer.
All right?
I'll tell you why I do what I do.
All right?
There it is right here.
This is why I do what I do.
Folks, I'd like to see a song about the American dream.
About me.
About you.
About the way our American hearts beat way down in the bottom of our chests.
About that special feeling we get in the cockles of our hearts.
Maybe below the cocktails.
Maybe in the subcoccal area.
Maybe in the liver.
Maybe in the kidneys.
Maybe even in the colon.
We don't know.
I'm just a regular Joe with a regular job.
I'm your average white superb and I slouse.
I like football and porno and books about war.
I got an average house with a nice hardwood floor.
My wife and my job.
My kids and my car.
My feet on my table.
And a cubed cigar.
But sometimes that just ain't enough to keep a man like me interested.
Oh, no.
No way.
No, I've got to go out and have fun at someone else's expense.
Oh, yeah.
I drive really slow in the ultra-fast lane while people behind me are going insane.
I'm an extra.
I'm on Esto.
I use public toilets and I sit on the seat.
I walk around in the summertime saying, How about this heat?
I'm on Esto.
I'm an Estro.
Sometimes I bark in handicapped spaces while handicapped people make handicapped faces.
I'm an Exo.
I'm an Esto.
Maybe I shouldn't be singing this song.
Rancing and raving and carrying on.
Maybe they're right when they tell me I'm wrong.
Now, I'm an Esto.
Come on, Esto.
Radio Graffiti Anal Tooth Theory00:15:08
You know what I'm gonna do?
How do you like land?
I like a woman list.
I'm a woman at Chat Marshall Shit.
With a look at it right now.
Chat Marshall Shit.
I'm going to wipe my mouth with the American flag.
And then I'm gonna toss the styrofoam containers right out the side.
And there ain't a goddamn thing anybody can do about it.
You know why?
Because we got the bombs.
That's why.
Two words.
Nuclear fucking weapons, okay?
Russia, Germany, Romania, they can have all the democracy they want.
They can have a big democracy cakewalk right through the middle of the interim square.
And it won't make a lick of difference because we got the bombs.
Okay!
John Wayne's not dead.
He's frozen.
And as soon as we find a cure for cancer, we're going to throw out the Duke.
And he's going to be pretty pissed off.
You know why?
If you're ever taking a cold shower, we'll multiply that by 15 million times.
That's how pissed off the Duke's going to be.
I'm going to get the Duke, and John Cassamedi, and Lee Marvin had a 10-second hit, and a cage of Ready, and drive down a technique.
You know, you really are an asshole.
Why don't you just shut up and sing this song, Val.
Come on, you, yo, yo, yo, yo.
Come on, Esto, Miss Earth.
A, S, S, H, O, L, E, everybody.
A, S, S, S, O, L, E. Shut it off, that's shut it off.
A little bit of dentist theory.
I'm an asshole.
As you can see, I implemented chat martial law on all these assholes who are flapping their fat Cheeto-stained fingers on the keyboard talking malarkey against me.
Huh?
I know that we're late for radio graffiti, but you know what?
I kind of like being late for radio graffiti because I know it pisses these dumbasses off, huh?
Huh?
Do you think it's real funny now?
Huh?
You think it's funny?
You think it's funny now?
You're fruiting up.
That's what you're doing.
You're fruiting up the goddamn broadcast for Christ's sake.
You're fruiting up.
As a matter of fact, they're fruiting up so much.
Go ahead and play some fruity music for these fruity ass bastards there, engineer.
Look at these idiots.
They're fruiting up.
Their assholes are puckering, for Christ's sake.
I mean, they want to bend over and get their asses bleached.
They're so goddamn fruity, for Christ's sake.
Look at them.
Throw some goddamn fruity music for these, you know, flesh flute playing bastards, for Christ's sake.
Put it on.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Oh!
Uh-oh, here's some fruity music for these fruits.
Look at the puckers!
Look at their assholes!
They're puckering!
Look at them!
My body rocks a rhythm.
You beat me.
You're fruiting up!
Look at them!
I might just kick it, kick it.
You wanna lick it, lick it.
I like to stick it, pick it.
From London to L.A.
Yeah, that's the ticket, ticket.
Come on and get the kick.
I like the Gucci, Gucci.
I love the dollar bill.
I love your pocket rocket.
We lift your shock and shock it.
Look at this breakin' up now.
Your hands are dumping, dumping, song.
I like that.
Look at them, they're smelling the room like button crap.
I like that.
I like that.
I like your dusty mind.
Mine's on it all the time.
Oh, let me shake it, shake it.
Oh, Bolleroy, shake it.
I'm a graffiti girl.
I wanna spray it, spray it.
I like to throw the paint.
You wanna throw the bait?
I'm knocking up your puppin'.
You lift me up tight.
It's getting drinky, drinky.
You're getting sticky, sticky.
I like that.
I like the eight chat.
It takes me way back.
I like that.
You're beautiful.
You be my mother.
I like that.
I like that.
Their assholes are puckering.
They're so fucking fruity.
I love the money, money.
I'm tripping, tripping, go.
I like you, disco, baby.
You want me, kick now, baby.
I'll buck up fucking you.
You're just to kill me, kill me.
So if I die tonight.
All right, that's enough.
That's enough of that static Revenger, Richard, Vision, Luciana, whatever the hell.
That is enough of that crap, alright?
It's bad enough.
They're fruiting up the joint out here.
They're smelling up the whole room like butt crack.
Anyway, we're already a little late for this time of the broadcast, but I think it's about time to implement it.
I'm talking about everybody's favorite time of the broadcast.
I'm talking about radio graffiti.
Woo!
Now, of course, folks, for all you people that don't know, radio graffiti is that time of the program when you can participate in the True Capitalist Radio Show.
That's right.
What you do is get to your nearest phone, call up 646-652-4869, and when I call your area code or your Skype name, you will have four to five seconds.
Four to five seconds to say whatever it is that you want to say on your mind.
And that, my friends, is radio graffiti.
Not to mention, did y'all see radio graffiti made urban dictionary, baby?
It made the urban dictionary, for Christ's sake.
I made it.
Woo!
Anyway, let me go ahead and let's start the Radio Graffiti.
Once again, be prepared.
Don't be a deaf mute.
When I call on your goddamn area code or your Skype name, please be ready.
All right?
Please be ready.
Anyway, let's take it from the top.
Matt Cook, Radio Graffiti.
Cookie Texas and fucking little starving.
Stupid freaking asshole.
Anal tooth theory, radio graffiti.
Pan Tragedy LOL.
You son of a bitch.
I've taken these stupid audio splicers off.
Get them off, engineer.
I don't want to see another audio splicer make it on Radio Graffiti again.
You hear that, engineer?
I gotta say the strange engine!
We'll do it!
Jesus Christ, it's the last thing we need.
You understand?
These goddamn audio splicers pissing me off.
That's the last thing we goddamn need.
Anyway, who else do we got going on?
We got Note Party, Radio Graffiti.
Hey, ghost!
I just bought a pony and I couldn't be more proud.
Oh, my God, what a fruity bastard.
Bap Faf, radio graffiti.
Get pride, you fucking homophobe.
Now, shut up, all right?
You're just mad because I don't agree with oral compilation between two men across the street from an elementary school.
That's why you're upset.
Or F83, what's going on, man?
There's going to be a Warson.
Oh, yeah?
You're in Israel, right?
Yeah.
So am I correct when I say that Israel is possibly going to implement a military offensive to try to rally the discounts.
Oh, yeah.
20 September.
The 20th of September.
You know, when the Arabs declare their country.
What?
Oh, man, you heard it.
Thanks a lot, Orph.
Let me tell you, that's coming straight from an Israeli right there.
Thanks a lot for calling in, man.
We got Renegade Blood Edge, Radio Graffiti.
Ghost?
You're racist.
Shut up, you idiot.
404, Radio Graffiti.
Ghost, I just want to pour a gallon of gasoline down your asshole and drink it out with a sh.
You sick son of a bitch.
Electric Man Bobby, radio graffiti.
Everybody, I'm shouting.
Yes, a shut-shitch.
Yes, a shit.
Yes, a chaos.
Yes, a sucker.
Give me a break.
Poco Kitty, radio graffiti.
Satan is good.
Satan is my pal.
Satan is good.
Satan is my pal.
Satan is good.
Satan is.
Oh, you son of a bitch, man.
Can you shove it?
Can you shove those remixes up your ass for Christ's sake?
I'm sick of you people.
I'm sick of you idiots making me look stupid on the internet for Christ's sake.
I mean, have you all done a YouTube search lately of yours truly?
I mean, all you have to do is search Ghost Capitalist and look at how they're making me look stupid.
They're making me look stupid.
They're besmirching my show.
They're besmirching me.
And I guarantee you, you assholes better stop it or I'm going to get punitive damages out of your ass.
I better calm down for Christ's sake.
My heart's beating like a rabbit for Christ's sake.
And I'm not going to let you idiots take me there.
I'm not going to let you idiots get me angry.
Let me do some of that Confucius Fu Manchu Oriental meditation crap.
The sun is warm.
The grass is green.
And I'm sick of that panda bear that sits that keeps looking at me for Christ's sake.
I'll be anyway.
Let me calm down.
563, radio graffiti.
Hey, ghost, you never called back.
You got me really drunk that night.
Shut up, you stupid loser.
520, radio graffiti.
I think if they attack the flotilla, I think it's going to lead to World War III.
I don't doubt it, man.
301, radio graffiti.
How's the heat in Texas, ghost?
Shove it up your ass, you stupid loser.
All right.
How's the floods in the East Coast, asshole?
I know you're an East Coast bastard.
817, Radio Graffiti.
Repent to Jesus Christ.
Repent.
Repent to Jesus Christ.
Repent.
Repent, ghost.
Oh, here we go.
Let's start repenting, huh?
Let's not, everybody start repenting.
Leka, look a high, like a high knee hole.
Everybody better start repenting, or the Lard is going to come by and kick our ass.
Isn't that right there, 817?
Oh, yeah, man.
Yeah, shut up.
All right.
Let me tell you something about these Jesus freaks.
All right.
I was actually out here in Austin, Texas.
I had one of these Jesus freaks give me one of these little pamphlets.
And I kid you not.
I kid you not.
This pamphlet actually had the image of Jesus literally like throwing somebody.
He had like a person over his head like he was a freaking wrestler.
And he was throwing like somebody into a pit of fire.
I kid you not.
That's what they were handing out out here in Austin, Texas.
Jesus throwing people into a pit of fire.
And how are you supposed to persuade me that this theocracy is joyous and lovely?
I mean, give me a freaking break.
All right?
How are you going to get people to repent when you're saying that Jesus is going to throw them into a pit of fire?
I mean, shove it up your ass.
603, radio graffiti.
Jesus Christ, why don't you shove that goddamn song up your ass?
757, radio graffiti.
Sup, ghost.
How's it going?
214, radio graffiti.
Stupid moron.
712, radio graffiti.
My fingers hurt.
Well, shove them up your ass.
111, radio graffiti.
You're just sitting there playing with your Peter Popper.
Red Tiger, Radio Graffiti.
Ghost is a racist that nobody wants to fucking push his son.
And he's dumb and he is an alcoholic.
Oh, wait, that's only because he's from the state of Texas.
Hey, Ghost is racist.
Shove it up your ass, you stupid Marcarena remix asshole, alright?
I am not a racist.
I know you idiots are trying to spread that around the internet for Christ's sake, but good God, I'll say it.
I'm going to say it again.
I'm going to say it.
I'm not racist.
I'm not a goddamn racist.
I'm a melting pot of friendship.
God damn it.
I'm a nice guy.
You stupid pieces of crap.
I'm not a goddamn racist, you piece of crap.
I don't know how.
Jesus Christ.
I don't know how many times I have to say this.
I don't know how many times I have to reiterate this crap.
But I've already told you, assholes.
I've already told all of you to spread it across the internet and across the world that Ghost from True Capitalist Radio is a melting pot of friendship.
And that's all there is to it.
Give me the goddamn mic.
Give me the mic.
Give me the goddamn mic.
I'm a melting pot of friendship.
And I just don't know how many times I have to convey that on this goddamn broadcast.
Good lord.
I'm only going to do a couple of more calls.
559, Radio Graffiti.
Hey, Ghost, my call dropped.
Why did you know?
Shut up.
801, Radio Graffiti.
You're racist.
You're a goddamn racist, you piece of trash.
The Chiz, what's going on?
The Chiz, Radio Graffiti.
There's a couple Skick Sickens in here, for Christ's sake, I can see him.
Give me a break.
347, Radio Graffiti.
Ghost from True Capitalist Radio is a brony.
Hey, it's stupid assholes.
You goddamn bronies.
I'm tired of you, bronies, man.
I mean, don't you idiots have a life?
Aren't you supposed to be watching my little pony or something for Christ's sake?
I mean, good goddamn it.
I mean, I'm gonna say it, and I'm gonna say it again.
You asshole bronies are a bigger pain in the ass than a sticky shit.
Jesus Christ.
Dr. Hurpington, radio graffiti.
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You're playing with your Peter Popper.
Spread like wildfire.
Radio graffiti.
Yeah, Ghost, I love Ivan Ezzo, and we're gonna get married.
Well, you gave me.
Well, you know, go chew each other up the clogged up pooper or something.
Go eat the corn out of his crap.
I don't care, all right?
Just take about ten steps away from my freaking butt crack with that talk.
Jesus Christ, 919, radio graffiti.
Ghost, I'm gonna put my burrito on your fish tacos.
You disgusting imbecile.
404, radio graffiti.
Ghost, I want to stick crayons up your ass.
And then how here's the crayon fetished asshole for Christ's sake.
I mean, good God.
707 Radio Graffiti.
I mean, y'all listening to this?
Are y'all listening?
I mean, I cannot believe that you assholes actually made a freaking goddamn remix of me doing that!
You're making me sound like some fruiter.
You're making me sound like some fruiter.
Some pig team player or something.
I am not down with bronies.
And I don't know how many times I have to convey that to you assholes on the internet for Christ's sake.
Trying to make me look like some kind of a goddamn fruiter or something, for Christ's sake.
God damn it.
Let me tell you something right now.
If you goddamn bronies were in front of my freaking face trying to make me look like a fruiter, let me tell you something.
If this was your face, if this was your goddamn freak, you face.
Give it to your face.
I wish it was your face.
Damn it.
I wish it did with your fucking face.
Where was you with your goddamn face?
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, me, give me the mic.
Give me the gang, cause you're burning a hole in my stomach, for Christ's sake.
You're turning up the stomach plasma in my stomach because you're pissing me off.
another drink, engineer.
Man, goddamn it.
Give me a drink.
Give me a goddamn drink.
Give me another beer here.
Here you go.
Oh, I need a drink.
Oh, God.
Jesus Christ.
All right, I'm going to.
I'm just going to tell you a couple more, and that's it, alright?
Area code 813, radio graffiti.
Sup, ghost.
How's it going, man?
952, radio graffiti.
Hey, ghosts, I want to give a shout out to my Minnesota bronies out there.
Woo!
Shove it up, your ass, you ice hole-living land of a thousand frozen lakes piece of brony crap.
603, radio graffiti.
Everybody, I have an announcement to make.
We expecting.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
What are you, a pregnant man or something for Christ's sake, huh?
You think that you're actually going to take a turd and it's going to walk and live and say goo-goo, gaga, and all that crap?
Jesus Christ.
831, radio graffiti.
Because he's still considering joining Team Rocket.
I can't even understand you, you mumbling, stumbling little jerk.
512, radio graffiti.
Yeah, we can't even understand you.
It was too loud.
215, radio graffiti.
Save Gaddafi.
Save Gaddafi, you stupid splicers.
Get the Gaddafi.
What are you talking about, Save Gaddafi?
Get the Gaddafi, you piece of crap.
Try to make me say something I'm not saying.
817, Radio Graffiti.
Texas State.
Texas National.
Yeah, you're stumbling over your own tongue, you stupid noarticulating having jerk nut.
508, radio graffiti.
Yeah, we can't understand it.
778, radio graffiti.
Now you're playing with your Peter Popper.
623, Radio Graffiti.
A ghost?
Yeah.
So do you think you would survive in a zombie invasion?
I think I'd be alright with a zombie invasion.
I think that I've got myself pretty well supplied with firearms to keep a lot of these idiots at bay.
King Kron, Radio Graffiti.
I finished your game.
It's on my channel on some shy guy.
Oh, my God.
Are you kidding me?
Ghost the game.
It's bad enough that I've got somebody that made a goddamn what is it?
What it was, a Doom mods?
Have y'all seen the latest Doom modification that they've made of the True Capitalist broadcast?
I mean, good God.
And now we've got this guy sitting over here claiming that I made a game.
Jesus Christ, who else we got?
Discard Skype, radio graffiti.
Look, I mean, I just look at that man's hairy ass and say, I want to shove it up, your ass.
I'm not going to let you make me look stupid on this damn ridiculous audio splicing bit that you idiots are doing, all right?
Plasma Grenade, Radio Graffiti.
You know, it wasn't that bad.
Are you kidding me, you asshole?
563, radio graffiti.
Just at least call me back, Coat.
I mean, come on.
You got me your stupid fruit bowl.
305, radio graffiti.
Assholes, you're making me say crap.
I'm never even shit.
209, radio graffiti.
You're playing with your Peter Popper, too.
Who else do we got going on over here?
Let's take a couple more Skype callers.
We got Tara Strong, Radio Graffiti.
Do you not know that sucking my dick is a serious offense?
Punishable by fuck you!
Ah, Jesus Christ, you sick, twisted cunt.
I mean, you know, now we've got disgusting, despicable, disrespectful, dishrag whore mothers that are going to sit over here and flap their little milly mouths in the wind.
I mean, Jesus Christ, one more engineer, and we're getting off this goddamn thing.
563, radio graffiti.
I'm not going to end on that note.
Banjo the Bear, radio graffiti.
Don't, don't, don't get pot.
Don't be pot about the pulp.
Don't, don't, don't get pot.
Don't be pot about the pulp.
With these goddamn remixes of me, Gunther!
You're making me look stupid!
You're making me look stupid for Christ's sake!
And I'm not gonna sit here and let you do it any longer, for Christ's sake.
That's it.
I'm done!
I'm done!
Stick a fork in me!
For Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ.
I'm sick of this crap!
I'm sick of these people!
I'm sick of it!
I ain't sick of your head!
God damn it!
I'm sick of it!
Give me the mic!
Give me the goddamn mic!
Give me the mic!
I am done!
And you assholes will be lucky!
You'll be lucky if I come up here again and do another broadcast for you assholes, making me look stupid with these YouTube videos and these remixes and these soundboards.
That's it.
I'm out of here for Christ's sake.
And I'm going to be at the Capitalist Army, www.capitalistarmy.com.
And of course, follow me on Twitter.
Not you stupid, dumbass ass clowns that are sitting over here making my life a living hell.
I'm talking about everybody else.
Ghost politics is the name.
You stupid sacks of crap.
I'm out of here.
You'll be lucky if I come back tomorrow.
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You'll be lucky.
Get me out of here, engineer.
I don't want to talk to these stupid, freaking milky-looking pieces of nipple clamp-loving butt-plug-up-ass-looking.
Wish they had a goddamn life-having piece of garbage.
Get me out of here, engineer.
Get me good!
Good job!
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