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Sept. 2, 2011 - True Capitalist Radio
02:53:57
September 2nd, 2011 True Capitalist Radio Hosted By Ghost EP 144

Ghost Sun analyzes the September 2nd, 2011 market crash triggered by zero job growth, blaming "pussy-whipped investors" for selling equities while commodities like cocoa surged due to UN peacekeeper scandals. He warns of Hurricanes Lee and Katia, criticizes the ATF's Fast and Furious operation, and endorses Rick Perry over Mitt Romney to save "Junkyard America." The broadcast concludes with chaotic "Radio Graffiti" segments where Ghost declares martial law against trolls before abruptly ending the show due to caller hostility. [Automatically generated summary]

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True Capitalist Radio Intro 00:02:08
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The badass of business.
Give him capitalism or give him death.
That's it.
Period.
Broadcasting from his skylight office studios in beautiful downtown Austin, Texas.
You sound fruitier than a box of fruit loops, for Christ's sake.
And now, he'll take it from here.
Your host, the prognosticator of prognosticators, the man they call Go Me.
And thank you for tuning in with me to another edition of True Capitalist Radio.
And of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
And once again, folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
I know I took yesterday off and I basically tweeted out a tweet basically saying I'm not going to have another broadcast until everybody tweets Attack of the Show, until they acknowledge the digital culture that this show has inspired.
Volatile Market Retractions 00:15:21
But of course, folks, I came back today because I couldn't miss Baller Friday, baby.
I couldn't miss Baller Friday.
And moreover, we want to continue the show.
This is episode number 144 for all the folks that are keeping track with the True Capitalist broadcast.
And before we get into anything, folks, I'd like for everybody to please retweet the broadcast, all right?
Go to the forums, go to the social networks, go to the blogs, and spread it around!
Spread it around!
Spread it around like wildfire!
It's Baller Friday, for Christ's sake, all right?
It's Baller Friday.
And we've got a lot of things to talk about, folks, because anybody who's been invested at this point in time in the equities market is basically seeing that we saw a retraction.
And I said it in the last broadcast, folks, that we are going to see some retractions.
And in that little diatribe on the last broadcast, not only did I allude to these minor retractions here in the coming month of September, but I also suggested that those folks, when they see those types of retractions, this is the time to start going in there and bottom feeding, for Christ's sake.
Now, why exactly are equities retracting?
Well, the Labor Department's monthly report, their little jobs report came out today, and it basically said that we didn't do anything.
We added no jobs for the month of August.
We added no jobs for the month of August.
And as a result, it spooked these pussy-whipped investors.
And as a result, you had them all selling off.
And that's what I basically alluded to the last time, that this is the kind of environment that we're in as investors.
And whenever you see these types of retractions, it's time for you to get on it, for Christ's sake.
I mean, these markets are still oversold regardless of how the investors are reacting at this point in time.
It's not too late, folks.
I'm telling you this, it is not too late.
But let's get to the bad news in the market, folks.
I know that it is bowler-free, but I know there's a lot of individuals right now that are looking at the stocks that they're holding on to, saying, oh, man, what the hell's going on?
Hey, helper-skelter.
That's the market that we're in, for Christ's sake.
But don't fret.
I'm telling you, these damn investors are going to start coming into swing.
These numbers that are coming out aren't lying.
They're not lying.
I know that these damn investors are just reacting based upon news, based upon whatever damn report comes out by whatever bureaucratic system puts out there, damn numbers or statistics or whatever.
But inevitably, these numbers don't lie.
Why do you think yours truly is investing in a brick-mortar business that is strictly geared towards those in the high-end retail demographic?
Because I'm looking at the damn profit margins that I mean, just these ridiculous retail outlets like Tiffany's Jewelry, Williams and Sonoma, you know, Lulu Mon Athletica.
I mean, these ridiculous products, we're supposed to be in a recession.
These are overpriced, high-end, you know, high-ticket, overpriced items.
And these stocks, folks, all right, these stocks have gone completely up the roof.
And not just because of speculation or investor sentiment, but based upon the profits.
All right?
Based upon the profits.
So, by God, I don't care what these investors are saying, folks.
This is why I said the last show: if you think it's too late, it's not.
All right?
It's not, believe me.
But let's get to the news, shall we?
We got Dow Jones Industrials down today because of these pussywhipped little headless chicken investors out here.
It was down 253.31 points, a percentage decrease of 2.20%, closing out the Dow Jones Industrials at 11,240.30 points.
Let's get to the SP.
SP is down 30.45 points, a percentage decrease of 2.53% on the day.
SP closes out at 1,173.97 points on the day for the SP.
Let's get to the NASDAQ.
The NASDAQ closes down 65.71 points, a percentage decrease of 2.58%, closing out the NASDAQ at 2,480.33 points on the day.
And let me tell you, it didn't fare very well for the folks over there across the pond because the FTSE 100 closed out negative also.
It was down 126.62 points, a percentage decrease of 2.34% on the day, closing out the FTSE 100 at 5,292.03 points on the day.
So let me tell you something.
It looked like everybody took it in the teeth today when it comes to the equities markets.
But like I said, all right?
I had said this the last broadcast.
You can look back in the archive, blog talkradio.com/slash ghost.
All right.
Look back in the archive.
I said that you're going to see these types of minor retractions because we're in a goddamn helter-skelter market.
And when you see these retractions, that's when you go in and you start bottom feeding, baby.
That's when you start bottom feeding.
And that's what the hell I'm doing.
As a matter of fact, where's my drink?
Where's my drink, for Christ's sake?
Yeah, here it is right here, folks.
And once again, we're still sipping on that 25-year single malt scotched Mac Allen.
Definitely some large living type of libations to be consuming on this Baller Friday.
So I want to say cheers to all the true capitalists that are kicking back with me, living lavish on this Baller Friday, folks.
Cheers.
Oh, man, that's good stuff.
That was like a $60 sip right there, boy.
I love being a capitalist, baby.
I mean, you know, making money, man, that's what I do, for Christ's sake.
That's what I do.
Oh, my God.
Anyway, let's continue going, Shelly.
I'm sorry, I'm getting a little over-rambunctious.
I mean, I know that we're retracting in the market, but let me tell you, I'm so well-diversified.
I've done so many bottom-feeding opportunities within the past several months that I have profited beyond my own comprehension.
And at this point in time, I'm just trying to figure out how much taxes I'm going to have to pay.
I mean, the taxes are killing me for Christ's sake.
I've got to think about how I'm going to maneuver this where, you know, it's going to fare at least decently for me when it comes tax time.
Oh, my God, man.
I'm feeling great.
I don't know about you folks.
It's a great Baller Friday.
Why do you think I came up here to do a broadcast?
Huh?
I mean, after last broadcast, all these assholes sitting over here ridiculing me, playing these ridiculous, stupid little remixes of YouTube videos, soundboards, and all these damn brodies and muff divers and fruit bowls and left-wing long-haired bed-wedding hippies and all these people agitating my broadcast.
I'm coming up here because I'm in a good mood.
I'm in a good mood, baby, because I am capitalizing, baby.
I love it, baby.
I love it for Christ's sake.
Right after this broadcast, I'm going to go to the most expensive restaurant that's in Austin, Texas.
I don't even think I've been there.
I mean, I've been to some exclusive joints out in this damn town.
But, goddammit, I want to go to the most expensive, goddamn restaurant.
As a matter of fact, engineer, go ahead and look it up online about the most goddamn expensive restaurant out here in Austin, Texas, all right?
I'm telling you, I'm not joking.
I'm feeling good today.
All right, I'm feeling good.
If you'd have listened to me, folks, you'd be feeling good too.
But anyway, let's get to the commodities now.
Those short-term gains on energy, those short-term gains on energy, are starting to retract.
And the reason they're retracting, folks, is because of this Labor Department monthly jobs report.
It really spooked the market, even though the numbers that are coming out in a lot of these corporations that are better than expected don't seem to sink in with a lot of these damn investors out here.
I don't know what the hell they're doing.
I don't know what the hell they're on.
I don't know what kind of investment traditional interpretation of the market they're looking at out here.
But as far as I'm concerned, I'm at least bullish until the end of the year.
I'll tell you that right now.
I'm at least bullish up until February.
No BS.
But let's continue on.
We got energy down all across the board.
Let's Start with Brent Crude.
And for all you milky liquor finger spankers that don't know what Brent Crude is, it's the crude oil that's shipped off to Europe and Asia.
It is down today $1.63, a percentage decrease of 1.43% on the day, closing out Brent Crude at $112.66 per barrel of Brent crude oil.
Let's get to the gasoline futures.
Gasoline is down $18.50, a percentage decrease of 1.92%.
Let me tell you something.
You're not going to see that kind of negative reflected at the gas pumps this Labor Day weekend because, like I was saying about two or three weeks ago, when we started seeing these rises in the energy costs and in gasoline futures, that we were going to see this reflected here within a couple of weeks.
And how convenient, how convenient we're seeing it reflected here in the Labor Day weekend where everybody's out there doing things, taking vacations, taking picnics, all this other nonsense.
So once again, even though we saw a major retraction here in the gasoline futures, we're not going to see it reflected in this weekend's gas pump prices.
I can guarantee you that.
We got heating oil futures down $4.93.
That's a percentage decrease of 1.44% on the day.
Natural gas, I mean, we've been talking about natural gas here for the past couple of weeks because of the unbelievable amount of volatility that has been in this market, folks.
And once again, anytime that you see kind of high pops of positive or negative volatility, it always spells disaster for those novices that aren't used to trading in this type of volatile market, folks.
You know, there's an element of greed that escapes rational interpretation of this type of high-frequency trading when it comes to certain individuals.
And as far as I'm concerned, when I day trade or when I am shorting any kind of financial instrument, I make sure that whatever the profit margin is, all right, I mean, I just try to get in and get out and try to get the liquid and try to accumulate as much liquid as possibly can and get onto the next trade.
Because in essence, folks, you're going to win some, you're going to lose some in high-frequency trading.
But if you continue on and you make the appropriate speculations, you're on the appropriate slopes of these positive and negative trends.
I guarantee you, you can make enough liquidity at the end of the day that you can parlay that liquidity and put that into long-term investment.
And I guarantee you continue to do that there for a couple of years.
You do that for a couple of years.
You're going to be living lavish just like all the capitalists out here.
I guarantee it, folks.
Don't sit over there and say you can't do it.
The only person that's denying you any kind of success, the only person that is denying you your own destiny is you.
All right?
It's you.
So anyway, let's continue going, shall we?
We got natural gas.
That's what we were alluding to earlier before I got on that little diatribe there.
Natural gas, major volatility.
It is down 18 cents.
Get this.
All right, get this.
It is a percentage decrease of 4.54% on the day.
I mean, good God.
I mean, for all the folks that I was praising a couple of days ago that were capitalizing on this, you know, high-end trend on natural gas, let me tell you something.
You're taking the teeth today.
All right.
You're taking the teeth today.
Anyway, let's continue going.
Let me tell you something.
That's a volatile market right there.
I don't know why.
I don't get it, but who knows?
Anyway, we got WTI Sweet Crude, which is the crude oil that's shipped here to North America, which we consume, and gasoline companies refine into gasoline.
And this price reflects the price that we pay at the pump, and not only what we pay at the pump, but what we pay on everything.
Remember, whoever manufactures or produces a product, it has to be shipped from point A to point B. There has to be a truck or a train or some kind of a some kind of a motor vehicle that transports the goods from the producer or the manufacturer to the retailer or the distributor.
And because of these high gas prices, this high WTI sweet crude price, wherever it gets to about, I don't know, 100, 120, 110, that's when these prices that it takes to ship these goods are reflected upon the prices on the shelves.
So as a result, this WTI sweet crude, all right, is not, all right, is not something to be messed with.
We should be very paying very keen attention to this particular price, even if you don't have anything to do with the markets, because it's going to basically gauge what you're not only going to pay at the pump, but what you're going to pay at the grocery store, what you're going to pay at the shopping mall or wherever the hell you consume goods.
All right?
Anyway, WTI Sweet Crude was down considerably today, which is good news for folks that want to see a lower energy cost.
And I like seeing lower energy costs, to be honest with you.
The lower that WTI sweet crude futures is to me says to me that the probability of those going out, gassing up their cars and taking time out to eat or going out on a family gathering or going out of the shopping mall is highly probable when you see a lower WTI sweet crude future.
But when you see it high, these people stay home.
And when they stay home, that's when the whole goddamn economy starts retracting once again.
So anyway, WTI sweet crude is down $2.34.
That's a percentage decrease of 2.63% on the day for WTI Sweet Crude.
And the price per barrel is $86.59 per barrel of WTI.
Let's get to agriculture, shall we?
Because let me tell you, we saw a lot of commodities on the plus side, minus the negative that we saw in the energies.
Agriculture, canola up 90 cents.
Corn Ethanol Subsidies 00:10:17
Cocoa futures up $23.
You know, we've been talking about this trend upwards with Cocoa Futures.
And I was basically wondering why exactly are we continuing with this cocoa trend upward.
As you know, folks, if you were listening to this broadcast back in Valentine's Day, you know as well as I that those were the highest prices of chocolate in history prior to that point and the reason was because the major producer of cocoa, which is the main component of chocolate, the Ivory Coast was under civil unrest because Laurent Gonbogbo, which was the unelected leader of that particular region of Africa at the time,
would not step down from office.
It basically turned into a mini civil war at that particular point and basically drove up the prices of cocoa.
Now, the reason I'm bringing this up is because we have continued to see a trend upward for cocoa.
Now, why is this?
Well, I'm going to get to this later on in the broadcast.
It turns out that the United Nations, oh, yeah, the great international institution that these damn bureaucrats try to shove down our holes, the goddamn United Nations is at it again.
What do I mean?
Well, apparently when the United Nations quote unquote peacekeepers went down to the Ivory Coast in an attempt to so-called defuse the whole civil unrest that was happening in the Ivory Coast, apparently the United Nations continued their practices that they participated in other parts of Africa in sexual exploitation and sexual abuse of miners and of villagers and of people I mean,
just complete and utter disgusting garbage that we have come to know and love when we come to these supposed United Nations peacekeepers.
And let me tell you something right now.
I can't believe this crap.
This is disgusting.
It's pathetic.
And that's why I'm starting to sense that we're seeing this increase in cocoa futures.
All right.
So we're going to get to that.
I don't want to get to the Ivory Coast situation right now.
We're going to get to it later on in the broadcast.
We're going to get through the markets first.
But once again, I mean, we've been talking about increases in cocoa.
I've been wondering what the hell it's about.
Now it's starting to come clear.
Anyway, cocoa is up $23, a percentage increase of 0.75%.
Coffee, remember, we've been seeing nothing but positive numbers come out of coffee.
We're finally starting to see people sell off.
They're selling off on coffee, for Christ's sake.
I was wondering when the hell the damn freaking top was going to pop off of this thing.
We were seeing nothing but positive numbers.
Nothing but positive numbers for Christ's sake.
All right.
Anyway, let me see.
Where were we at?
Yeah, coffee is down $1.70 today.
One of the few commodities that were down.
All right.
Coffee is down $1.70, a percentage decrease of 0.59%.
Corn, ah, Jesus Christ with this goddamn corn price.
Damn it.
You know, folks, I know there's a lot of people that laugh at me.
Look at them.
They're laughing now.
I'm not even going to let you assholes get to me.
All right.
But the reason I get so pissed off at corn is because I like to go out and barbecue.
All right.
I'm from Texas.
I like to consider myself some kind of a grill master.
All right?
And I like corn in the cob as a portion of my meal whenever I'm flaming up some pieces of goddamn steaks.
All right.
Or whatever beef, whatever part of the cow that I decide to flame up under a mesquite or an oak flame, for Christ's sake.
You understand what I'm saying?
I like corn, and I'm used to the old days when you could get nine or ten ears of corn for one dollar.
Well, folks, I've been paying, you know, in some instances, one ear of corn for a dollar, two or three ears of corn for a dollar here for the past year and a half, for Christ's sake.
And it just seems to me that we're just going to have to shove it down our damn colon pipes that the price of corn is never going to go back to the way it used to be.
And I understand there's people wondering why this is.
There's a lot of people that are very confused on why exactly corn is going up.
Well, folks, goddammit, I hate to keep beating a goddamn dead horse.
Damn it.
I got to keep beating it for Christ's sake.
The bottom line is, is our government is funding this goddamn idea of burning food.
All right.
We're burning food to fuel our gas guzzlers.
For you folks that don't understand what I'm talking about, our government is giving our tax dollars to the corn ethanol industry, which is nothing more than some ridiculous attempt at subsidizing some supposed alternative energy resource.
And it's been an utter failure.
Why we continue funding this, I have no idea.
I think they figured that they're so far in the hole at this point that they got to continue funding it.
Well, the bottom line is, folks, is that our government is spending tax dollars.
Giving tax dollars to the corn ethanol industry so that they can take half of our corn crop, which could be going out to people that need food at this point in time, especially during a recession.
I mean, it could bring down the cost of most foods, for Christ's sake.
But no, The government thinks that we need to take half the corn crop, burn it for a supposed alternative energy source.
And according to scientists, it burns dirtier than petroleum.
All right?
It burns dirtier.
People are like, corn?
Are you sitting there?
I'm not joking, for Christ's sake, man.
They actually have corn ethanol gas pumps here in Texas.
I kid you not.
They're out here all over the place.
You know, corn, ethanol, goddamn gas pumps for Christ.
It's just, it's stupid.
It's pathetic.
And people are bitching about.
Oh, we don't have enough food to feed people.
Well, that's because the government is taking half of the goddamn corn crop, giving it to the damn corn ethanol industry on top of, I don't know how many billions of our taxpaying dollars to burn it.
I mean, it's ridiculous.
I know it sounds stupid, but this is our government, for Christ's sake.
Good lord.
Anyway, I'm just sorry.
I mean, you know, for you folks that are like, well, I don't care.
I don't eat corn, dude.
I don't even like corn, dude.
I don't even eat it.
So why should I even give a shit, dude?
Well, you asshole, why don't you look at the ingredients of anything that you consume and take a look at how much high fructose corn syrup is put into a lot of these products.
And of course, high fructose corn syrup is a substitute for sugar.
And why, you ask, do we need a substitute for sugar?
Well, because, you know, the best sugar in the world is not grown in America.
And as a result, you know, we don't want to sit over here, I guess, and make other countries rich and pass that particular surcharge that it would take to pay for actual sugar cane from other countries and relay it to the consumer.
I don't know.
That's not my call.
It's corporate America's call.
But once again, there's a lot of high-fructose corn syrup as a substitute for sugar.
And when the corn price goes up, everything that has high-fructose corn syrup goes up.
Do you understand economics now, kids?
Are you getting it?
Yeah, you're starting to sink in.
Jesus Christ.
What else do we got for Christ's sake?
Anyway, corn is up $21.50.
Corn has increased 2.91% on the day, for Christ's sake.
Let's continue going.
We got cotton up 11 cents today, not much of an increase, but it doesn't seem like even if it gets lower that these asshole fruity bastards in America today are going to put on clothes that fit them.
You know, these Ed Hardy Chinese letter with a damn goldfish on it, you know, that shows off man boobs seem to be so not only prominently embraced, but seem to be the absolute norm of any male under the age of 30 today.
I don't get it, but anyway, let's continue going.
We got wheat futures up today, $8.
Sugar.
Yeah, we were just talking about high-fructose corn syrup going up because the price of corn going up.
Take a look at the price of sugar.
All right?
Take a look at the price of sugar.
It is down today, 41 cents.
I mean, it doesn't make sense for Christ's sake.
I'm sorry.
Let me calm down.
It's Baller Friday.
Here, let me act like one of those Oriental Confucius people.
All right.
Breathe in, breathe out.
The sun is warm and the glass is green.
All right.
I'm sorry, folks.
I don't want to get off keystroker here, but it pisses me off.
You know, we just finished talking about this spike in corn, which will increase anything that has high fructose corn syrup, which is a substitute for sugar.
And sugar today is down when everything else in the commodity sector is up.
Jesus Christ.
41 cents sugar is down today, a percentage decrease of 1.39%.
All right.
Let's continue going.
Soybean continues to see its increase for some reason.
I guess people, like I said, they're stopping eating actual food.
You know, they're not going out and eating beef.
They're not going out and eating good cuts of chicken anymore.
They're getting this soybean-based ramen noodle horse crap.
And I don't know, maybe I'm just speculating.
Maybe I'm a wrong speculator here, but I'm assuming that's why we're seeing such an increase in goddamn soybean futures because they continue to rise.
They are up today, $11.25, a percentage increase of 0.78%.
And let's go to lumber, shall we?
I mean, did everybody see lumber?
Has anybody seen lumber within the past couple of days?
All right, the last time we talked about lumber, it was up three and change, three percent in change, right?
Yesterday, it also went up, I believe, a percent, percent and a half, two percent.
Today, it is up again, four dollars and sixty cents, a percentage increase of one point eight two percent on the day.
Soybean Ramen Critique 00:02:37
I mean, good God.
Oh, my God.
And let me tell you something.
I know that there's been some people out there in the True Capitalist radio broadcast fan base that have been investing in the lumber.
They've been speculating on it because of a lot of these devastations, these atmospheric anomalies that we've been seeing out here.
And let me tell you something, they are capitalizing now, baby.
All right, they are capitalizing now.
Much pros.
Matter of fact, cheers, all right?
Cheers to everybody out there who's been investing and been riding the waves, baby, yeah?
Anyway, go ahead and take a sip of this here.
Oh, man, that's some good stuff.
Mac Allen, aged 25 years, single malt scotch, all right?
Traditionally, I know that you folks hear me drink a lot of Johnny Walker blue label, a lot of that.
That is actually blended malt scotch.
And I don't really have the time or the energy to basically describe the nuances of scotch because I'm sure most of you brony, fruity, muffdiving, liberal idiots wouldn't appreciate it anyway.
But for all the capitalists that actually appreciate scotch flavors and appreciate it for the nuances that it brings, you should really look up the difference between a blended malt scotch and a single malt scotch and appreciate it for what it is.
And let me tell you something once again.
Let me have another sip of that, Mac Allen, for Christ's sake.
Oh, man, that is so good.
Unbelievable.
And let me tell you, all you idiots in here that are flapping your fat sausages of fingers on the keyboards, being text chat warriors, talking a bunch of foul-mouthed malarkey about me saying that I'm a goddamn alcoholic.
Well, let me tell you something right now.
I'm not an alcoholic asshole.
I'm not out here drinking the same garbage every goddamn day just so I can get myself inebriated.
All right?
I'm a connoisseur.
All right, that's what I am.
I'm a connoisseur, for Christ's sake.
I'm the individual that likes the nuances of everything that I consume, no matter what libation, no matter what spirit.
You know, I'm a consumer of anything.
I guarantee you.
And let me tell you, if we're ever out, and I've been considering this coming South by Southwest, that I may, I don't know, make myself public out there.
I don't know.
I haven't decided yet.
But if I do, y'all can put me to this.
You all can put me to this.
You can blindfold me and put any drink, all right, any goddamn drink.
It doesn't matter what it is, scotch, beer, champagne.
And I can guarantee you I can tell you exactly what it is, baby.
Copper Metals Diversification 00:08:11
You want to know why?
Because I'm a connoisseur.
All right.
I'm a goddamn connoisseur.
I'm not some goddamn drunk.
All right.
I'm not out here going to the nearest corner store saying, you know, do you have 2020 Mad Dog?
All right, I'm not out here, you know, going to the nearest damn liquor store saying, Hey, do you got any Mickeys for Christ's sake?
I'm out here consuming the best because I'm living lavish, all right?
You only got one life to live out there.
What are you going to sit over there and tickle your dingleberry-ridden ass crack hoping that life comes to you?
You've got to go out there and take it.
You are the master of your own destiny.
And if you're not going to be the master of your own destiny, well, then somebody or something else will.
All right?
And if you're going to let that be the master of your destiny, well, that's your problem.
That ain't my problem.
Don't sit over here and piss and moan at me about it.
All right, I don't care.
All right.
Anyway, let me continue going, shall we?
I'm getting off keyster.
I'm having too good a time drinking this goddamn single malt Mac Allen here.
Anyway, lumber is up once again, 1.82% on the day.
Let's get to oat futures.
They're up $7, a percentage increase of 1.93% on the day.
We've got soybean oil futures increasing modestly.
They're up 3 cents.
And it looks like the bullnose bulldy carpet munching broads are out there in the wool futures because the wool futures are up today, $5, a percentage increase of 0.37%.
All right, let's get to the metals, shall we?
The metals.
Let's get to the metals.
Anyway, once again, we're seeing some volatility in the copper market.
And the reason that we're seeing it a negative in the copper market is because of the reflection of the numbers that came out of the labor department today.
Because most investors see that if we are not producing jobs, if we're not producing earners who are going to go out and purchase goods, that they're not going to go out and basically produce the type of goods that are going to utilize copper as a component for that good.
And as a result, this is why you see a reflection of a retraction in this particular metal.
It's down today, $4.80, a percentage decrease of 1.15%.
I know there's a lot of people saying, wait a minute, how come all the other metals seem to be increasing in price today, but copper seems to be down?
Well, once again, when traditional investors see a negative number, especially the labor department's number that we created no jobs in the month of August out here in America, that is going to send a spook in the investor in the coppers industry, in the copper sector, because copper is basically a commodity because of its manufacturing component element to a lot of products.
So once again, this is why you're seeing a retraction today.
I'm sorry to the copper investors that are trying to gauge whether or not they should get in, get out.
It's a very tricky market.
I know there was an investor that called up and said, hey, what should I do with the copper market?
Should I ride the waves?
And I was like, whoa, I wouldn't say ride the waves.
It's a very volatile market.
It's gauged upon a lot of data.
It's gauged upon a lot of manufacturers.
Not just the labor data, but the manufacturing data.
When the data comes out that manufacturing goods didn't meet up to Wall Street's expectations, this is another thing that tanks copper.
So once again, I'm sorry for all the copper futures.
I mean, I don't really gauge too much in copper.
Me, if you'd have been listening to me, baby, you know where I'm at.
I'm at gold.
I'm at silver right now.
I'm even getting palladium.
I'm getting plan.
I'm getting whatever it takes for Christ's sake because all precious metals are going up because of the security play, baby.
Everybody's scared.
These goddamn investors are running scared.
They're running scared for Christ's sake.
I mean, let's get to the gold, shall we?
Gold is up today, $55.50, a percentage increase of 3.03% on the day.
Remember when I was saying that uh when the price of gold was $1,900 a troy ounce, and I was saying I'm bullish on it, and the only thing that's going to make it retract is if the CME group or any of these mercantile exchanges attempt to increase the margin requirements as it pertains to the trading of these particular commodities, and that's exactly what they did.
You can read it in the chart, all right.
If you look at a chart of gold within the past month, you can read it in the goddamn chart for Christ's sake, but what did I say?
What did I say?
I told everybody, don't fret, all right, I know they were going to do this, but let me tell you, there's no way that they can stop this bubble.
There's just too many things going on in this gold pump and dump fever that we're seeing here that's not going to let it go down.
There's too many people pumping and dumping this commodity.
There's too many people that are on television convincing people to back up their IRAs and convincing people that this is an uncorruptible currency, that there is definitely a hype.
And that's why I continue to say to the folks that are listening in out there, ride the bubble, baby.
Don't sit there playing with your pecker shaft.
Ride it, baby.
Ride it, man.
And I'm telling you, if you'd have listened, you'd be making some serious capital at this point in time.
You understand that?
And even if you took it in the teeth today in the equities, if you would have diversified, if you would have had some of your portfolio and some of these metals, you would have been able to offset any kind of losses you took today in the equities with the damn gains you took today in the medals.
I mean, that's what diversification is, for Christ's sake.
That's why they always say diversification of your portfolio is always key.
That's what diversification is, baby.
When something's down, you're going to have something else in your portfolio that's going to keep it up.
All right?
And then when everything's up, well, then you're golden, for Christ's sake.
That's what it's all about.
Anyway, folks, I'm sorry, I don't mean to get off Keyshaw.
This is Baller Friday.
I want everybody to ball till they fall.
I want to see more capitalists.
I want to see more people making money for Christ's sake.
All right?
I mean, you and I want to see in like 10, 15 years, if I live that long, and you want to see I want to see some bastard on the T V being interviewed saying, I was just a schmuck, you know, thinking that I had to go to college, but then I heard ghosts from two conservative radio, and I decided that I wanted to become a capitalist, and I went out and I became a capitalist, and now I got a billion dollars, and I'm rich, bitch.
That's what I want to hear.
All right?
That's what I want to hear.
I'm rich, bitch.
Thanks, ghost.
Give me capitalism or give me cash, baby.
Anyway, sorry, folks.
I'm just getting off keys here, but that's really what I want.
That's my whole inspiration behind this broadcast.
I'm trying to spark synapses in the brains of those that just need a little bit of motivation.
They need a little bit of guidance.
All right, because mommy and daddy ain't going to tell you this crap.
Mommy and Daddy ain't going to tell you how to become a baller.
Mommy and Daddy ain't going to tell you how to finance or maneuver your finances to your benefit.
No, you know what they're going to tell you to do?
They're going to tell you, I'll go out to college, and even though you can't afford it, we're going to go ahead and take this stupid little dumbass little loan out in your name called a student loan that you can never ever foreclose on.
You can never go bankrupt on.
You're going to pay for it for the rest of your life.
So we're going to send you to college.
And then after you got $90,000 in college debt, we're going to go out here and we're going to throw you out there in the employment sector that's filled with nothing but service industry oil and jobs that's filled with nothing but crap.
But oh well, you're going to have to c you have to go out there and you know, fend for yourself.
Oh, yeah, and by the way, the any little beans that you get from whatever little service industry job that you got, uh, you gotta pay Social Security.
And you gotta do it because uh we're the baby boomers and you know, you kids, you know, we gave you everything.
We gave you computers and we gave you video games and we gave you 4chan and we gave you all these little things out here so you can occupy your little minds.
You had a better childhood than I did.
Silver Price Retraction 00:08:58
What are you talking about?
So now that you're growing older, you all have to be serfs to the state.
And when you're all serfs to the state, that's our payment to the government.
Remember, because they gave us the baby boomers, everything.
I mean, look at us.
We got 77% of America's wealth.
Yeah, we got 77% of the America's wealth.
And on top of which, we're forcing you children to go out and pay our Social Security.
We're forcing your children to go out and pay for our Medicare that you ain't never going to see in your life.
Huh?
Huh?
That's right.
And you know what we did?
We bamboozled you with all this stupid political correct nonsense.
We had you enamored with all this garbage while we were sitting here robbing you blind.
All right, I'm not joking.
I know that was a little bit of a bit there, but I'm not joking.
This is what's happening to you, idiots, and you people need to, you know, straighten up.
All right, straighten up.
Where the hell was I?
Where the hell was I, for Christ's sake, engineer?
All right, silver futures.
Anyway, I think, oh, let me replay gold here.
Give me gold back on the screen.
We got gold closing out today at $1,884.60 per Troy ounce of gold today.
All right?
Not too far away from them 1,900 points that we saw here not too long ago.
Now, let's get to silver because it was a major, major increaser.
And what did I say?
I mean, I'm just so brilliant at this goddamn market game.
It should be illegal.
You know, it should be freaking illegal.
Now, I said on the last broadcast, not only the last broadcast, I think the last several broadcasts, that the bottom line is, is that you're going to see the same type of increases in silver, but it's going to be short term.
All right?
Now, you want to ride the waves of silver, but it's not going to be the goddamn waves that you're seeing in gold.
Gold's waves are going to last here for at least another year and a half, in my personal opinion.
But this increase in silver is not going to last forever.
And I had said on the last broadcast, in the previous broadcast, that we're going to see $50 Troy ounce of silver once again.
But at the time that we see that, you want to sell that off.
Do you understand that?
You want to sell that off.
You want to be able to make major capital and make some major Benjamins, for Christ's sake.
Because did you see silver today for Christ's sake?
Silver's up $1.75, baby.
A percentage increase of get this.
4.23% on the day, for Christ's sake.
4.23% on the day.
The prognosticator of prognosticators strikes again.
And let me tell you something.
I am sticking with the goddamn prognostication that we're going to continue to see this type of positive trend in silver until we see about the 50, possibly a couple of dollars over the $50 mark.
But then you're going to see a retraction.
All right?
Then you're going to see a goddamn retraction.
Anyway, folks, hold on a second.
We're having a lot of people in the chat room that are scrolling at their bored.
Oh, boy.
I want to hear people play little audio segments when he's getting mad.
Well, you know what?
It's Bowler Friday, baby.
And I'm not going to let you bronies.
I'm not going to let you fruit bowls.
I'm not going to let you muck divers.
I'm not going to let you damn liberals make me come down from the high that I'm getting from all the profits that I'm making.
So you know what I'm going to do?
You know what I'm going to do?
I am implementing chat martial law.
Y'all think y'all are bored now?
Hey, engineer, implement chat martial law on these sons of bitches.
Do it now.
I got a chance.
All right, now you can be bored.
And let me tell you something.
The only people that can hear your, that can see your little typing is me, you milky liquors.
All right?
How do you like that, huh?
How do you like that?
Are you still bored?
Here, I'll tell you what.
You'll hear me sip on some Mac Allen scotch for a little bit.
How do you like that, huh?
We're doing chat martial law this Bowler Friday because we're getting infested by bronies and all kinds of fruit bowls and all kinds of little milky liquor muck divers and all kinds of dumbass little bedwetting liberals.
We're not going to have them today, folks.
This is Baller Friday.
And I'm not broadcasting for anybody else.
Anybody else except for the capitalists that listen to me?
And I'm talking about the tens of thousands that listen to me throughout the world.
I'm broadcasting for them.
I don't give a crap if you're bored.
If you're bored, get out.
Get the hell out.
Nobody wants your stupid, sorry, stummy ass here anyway.
Get out.
That's right.
Get out if you don't like it, boy.
Let's continue going, shall we?
Put the goddamn numbers back on the screen, engineer.
I'm talking here, all right?
These people, they can't talk amongst themselves.
They can't appreciate the freedom of speech without sitting there being, you know, troll terrorists because that's what they're doing.
They're committing terrorism upon the true capitalist radio broadcast.
And I can no longer have a broadcast in disorder.
I can no longer have a broadcast in disorder.
So I have been forced because of the cyber terrorists, the troll terrorists, the cyber hooligans, the cyber vermin of the world.
I have been forced to implement chat martial law.
All right?
And I'm sorry.
I know there's people in here saying, hey, what's going on?
How come I can only see my own self-typing, huh?
Because I have implemented chat martial law because these implemented, these idiots have implemented goddamn troll terrorism.
It's what it is.
It's troll terrorism.
It's troll terrorism, for Christ's sake.
And I'm not going to sit here and tolerate it.
I am not going to tolerate troll terrorism on my broadcast.
All right?
You're either with us or you're with the trolls.
Anyway, where the hell am I at?
Where the hell am I at, for Christ's sake?
Put me back on the screen where the damn quotes are there, engineer.
All right.
Once again, silver is up 4.23% on the day.
Closing out silver at $43.29 per Troy ounce of silver.
All right?
Now let's get to the livestock futures, shall we?
We got livestock.
Live cattle futures are up $1.37.
Good God.
I was waiting for all those goddamn assholes that were selling off in this particular sector to finally come back in for some bottom feeding, and you're seeing it today.
It is up 1.21% on the day for live cattle.
Cattle feeder futures are up 37 cents, a percentage increase of 0.28%.
And for all you fat, jelly-ass bastards that like to shove a couple of hambones, fat, greasy, smelly-ass hambones.
For all you assholes that like to shove a couple of ham bones down your gullet, well, by God, lean hog futures are up a dollar today, a percentage increase of 1.22% on the day.
And my friends, that was the market for your ass.
And let me tell you something, folks.
I know that we saw a little bit of a retraction today.
It was just the reflective of the damn numbers released by the Labor Department.
But don't fret.
When you see people leaving the market, that's when you go in, baby.
That's when you go in, you start capitalizing.
You bottom feed.
Buy low, sell high.
That's how you get rich in this market.
Remember, that's the fundamentals of Warren Buffett.
Warren Buffett made himself a billionaire exclusively on trading equities, for Christ's sake.
All right?
So don't sit over here and say, oh, what Ghost is saying.
I don't know what he's saying.
I'm bored.
I'm bored.
If you're bored, well, then get the hell out of here.
Go somewhere else and go whack your little chafed-up Peter Popper to a naked picture of Ricky Martin's ass crack because we don't want you here.
We want true capitalists who appreciate the commentary in this broadcast.
And that's why I have implemented chat room martial law out of necessity to repel all these disgusting, despicable troll terrorists.
Hurricane Terrorism Discussion 00:09:42
And that's all there is to it.
And for all the capitalists that are listening in, that are in the chat room wondering what the hell happened, I apologize.
But once again, we have a whole bunch of chat room terrorists in the room, and I'm not going to sit there and let them continue.
Let them continue their terrorism in this broadcast.
I will not do it.
We will not falter and we will not fail.
Anyway, let me continue going on with the broadcast.
It's Bowler Friday, for Christ's sake.
It's Bowler Friday.
And moreover, not only did we talk a little bit about the markets, I want to talk a little bit about this potential hurricane that's going to be hitting America this weekend and another potential hurricane that's going to be hitting potentially the East Coast later on next week.
Now, Hurricane Lee is actually developing out here in the Gulf of Mexico, and it's been churning out there for a long time, gathering a bunch of energy.
And according to all these meteorologists out there, it's going to hit New Orleans this weekend.
So, by God, folks, let me tell you something.
I would not be surprised to see the type of situation that we saw during Katrina, given the fact that we have this developing system in the Gulf, which is just kind of stagnant, kind of just gaining energy for Christ's sake.
Once again, reports are that it's going to hit New Orleans this weekend.
And, you know, that's some pretty scary proposition given the fact that we understand the history, the low sea level of that particular city.
You know, all I'm saying, if you happen to live in the Louisiana region, head for cover.
Go inland at least about 300 or 400 miles.
Get a goddamn motel, hotel, stay somewhere else.
Do not be there and experience what happened.
I'm not saying it is, but I'm just saying that this particular system looks like it's developing a lot of not just steam and momentum as it pertains to the hurricane force, but the amount of storms that it's developing out here is unbelievable.
There's a high propensity for flooding.
Hurricane Lee, folks, developing out here in the Gulf of Mexico.
Now I want to talk about what's developing out there in the Atlantic that could potentially, and according to the cone of uncertainty to a lot of weather people out here, it could hit the East Coast once again.
And I'm talking about Hurricane Katia.
Hurricane Katia.
I kid you not.
That's the name of the, I don't know, I don't know who makes these names up, but Hurricane Katia Basically, it came in off the African coast there and is basically making its way beeline right to the goddamn East Coast once again.
And look, I understand right now that you have a lot of people in the East Coast still trying to get themselves out of the devastation that Irene put them through.
It looks like they may get a double whammy here within the next week.
And let me tell you something.
It's very, very, it's very, very scary, folks.
And that's what we're talking about.
We're talking about hurricanes here.
All right?
You live by the East Coast?
Do you live anywhere by the South Coast out there by New Orleans, the Mississippi region?
I want to hear what you have to say.
646-652-4869 is the number to call for Christ's sake.
Moreover, there's a lot of people that are just getting into the chat room saying, Am I the only one here?
Am I, what, can anybody hear me?
No, nobody can see you.
Nobody can hear you.
You all have been muted.
I have implemented chat room martial law because of the troll terrorists that are coming into this room implementing troll terrorism.
Do you understand that?
I have been forced.
I have been forced to do this.
I mean, I am bounded by justice and liberty, but I cannot sit here and allow these troll terrorists completely to unravel the civility that is this broadcast.
I will not do it.
I will not do it.
Anyway, let's continue going.
I was talking about these hurricanes here, folks.
Once again, if you're off the coast out there in New Orleans, off the coast of Louisiana, potentially the Mississippi, start making arrangements.
In my personal opinion, don't hunker down in there.
Hurricane Lee is developing off the Gulf Coast.
So be keenly aware of what's heading out there in your potential area this weekend.
All right, this weekend.
Now, Katia, Hurricane Katia, the hell is a Hurricane Katya.
Anybody heard of a freaking Hurricane Katia, for Christ's sake?
Can these stupid dunk hurricane name-making bookworms come up with anything more original for Christ's sake?
I mean, goddammit, haven't they ever wanted to bang broads that have more attractive names than this?
I mean, have they ever had a fantasy bass?
I don't just say it, man.
I'm just saying, Katia, Katia.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, Hurricane Katia is headed towards the East Coast.
All right, the Cone of Uncertainty is headed towards that way.
And once again, folks, the folks on the East Coast, they've already been hit up by Hurricane Irene.
I don't think that they need this particular hurricane to give them a double whammy at this point.
But once again, take all necessary precautions, folks.
And, you know, I mean, Jesus Christ, my heart goes out to the capitalists.
I could give a crap about everybody else out there in them coasts, but the capitalists is who I care about because that's who we need to save, folks.
We need to save capitalists.
We need to save capitalist families, for Christ's sake.
You know what I mean?
I mean, you know, let's be honest.
I mean, you know, the hurricanes could, you know, for a lack of a better term, help the freeways move a little bit more faster, if you understand what I'm talking about.
But the capitalists are the ones that really should have our energy and have our prayers and have our thoughts.
You know, screw all these other bastards.
Anyway, 646-652-4869 is the number to call.
I want to hear from you.
This is Baller Friday, Baller Friday.
And, of course, we've had to implement chat room martial law because the troll terrorists are in here running amok.
And I want to hear from you, folks.
Now, look, before I take calls, I know that we're probably going to get all kinds of agitators.
We're going to get Milky Liquors calling up thinking that they're cute, probably playing little stupid, dumbass YouTube videos and stupid soundboards and all this other nonsense.
But I'm not going to let them get to me, boy.
You understand that?
I will not let these scumbags get to me for Christ's sake.
As a matter of fact, let me get some breathing exercise going on for Christ's sake.
Confucius Oriental kind of Buddhist type of crap going on here.
Oh, the sun is warm!
The grass is green.
Ah, the sun is warm.
The grass is green.
All right.
All right, now we're going to go ahead.
We're going to take some calls.
Be prepared for the worst, folks.
We've got a lot of agitators.
So let's go ahead.
I have implemented chat room martial law, but look at the damn, look at the lines.
They've blown up, for Christ's sake.
They have blown up.
So let's see what we got here.
We got area code 215.
What's up?
You're on the horn.
What do you think about these hurricanes?
I'm a Jew.
I'm a Jew.
Get that through your hand.
I am a Jew.
Jesus Christ.
Get him off.
You see, this is what I'm talking about, folks.
Before I get angry, this is what I'm talking about.
Do you hear that?
These audio splicers, these assholes who, you know, put things together via an audio little program for Christ's sake and make me say nonsense that I have not said.
All right.
If you want to hear what I said, you come right here, blogtalkradio.com/slash ghost.
All right?
Every goddamn broadcast is time, dated, and stamped.
All right?
I never said whatever that asshole.
I'm a Jew.
I'm not a Jew.
All right.
I don't know how many times I have to say that to you, morons.
I am not a Jew.
Good lord.
Anyway, I'm going to be back.
I'm not going to sit here and do this.
I'll be right back.
Shut that goddamn thing off.
Look, look, engineer.
When I tell you to put on something so that these assholes that are sitting here trying to troll my chat room can go away, don't put on crap that's going to make their asshole pucker and make them pull out glow sticks and start prancing around like some goddamn 2-2 wearing fruit bowl.
Florida Criminality Rant 00:05:02
All right?
I mean, Jesus Christ, I mean, put something that's going to repel these idiots, please.
Well, do something for God.
You hear them?
You're on the board.
You're on the switchboards, for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ.
Look, I'm not going to let you idiots get to me.
Let me take another breathing session.
The sun is warm.
The grass is green.
Now, look, what I'm going to do here, I'm going to lift chat martial law.
Maybe this will prevent you idiots from implementing any more mischievous activity on this broadcast.
All right?
That's what I'll do.
I will.
I don't know.
Maybe I should.
Let me have a drink.
I need a drink today.
Me, my goddamn drink.
Oh, my God.
No, I'm not going to do it.
Let me continue on.
Anyway, 646-652-4869.
Before we took that short break, because I mean, I have to take breathing exercises, man.
These people piss me off, man.
I mean, you hear these people.
I mean, I got to do is look in the broadcast, listen to the archive.
I mean, these people are getting to me, man.
I mean, you know, they're getting to my goddamn cholesterol.
They're getting to my goddamn heart, my blood pressure, for Christ's sake.
They're getting to my goddamn vocal cords.
You know, I was sitting there listening to some old broadcast.
All right, some old broadcast at blogtalkradio.com/slash ghost.
I'm talking about old broadcast, 2008 broadcasts.
And, you know, I sounded like such a younger man at that particular time.
I mean, I'm not.
I wasn't really a young man at that particular time, but I sounded a lot better than I do today.
I'll tell you that right now.
And a lot of the reasons why I don't sound like I did back then is because of you scumbags.
All right?
It's because of you people.
All right?
You sitting here, you know, prank calling me up.
I mean, making me look like an asshole on YouTube.
It's you stupid jerk dicks.
All right?
I mean, you're turning my insights into liquid shit.
I mean, and do you people have a soul about it at any point?
I mean, you people think that you think this is funny.
You think this is a joke, for Christ's sake.
Anyway, let me take some calls.
We're supposed to be talking about Hurricane Lee and Hurricane Katia.
I want to hear what you have to say about it.
All right.
Area code, let me see.
Do we got anybody that doesn't usually call up and act like a jerk nut engineer?
My son, sister, trying to argue.
We'll try to look for somebody.
Jesus Christ.
Area code 217, what do you think about the hurricanes?
I honestly can't wait for the next one.
I mean, Katrina was just awesome.
You stupid fruity ass.
You know what?
I can't wait to get some bad meat in the can, and you get these.
All right, that's what I.
I mean, we can hear it from your voice, for Christ's sake.
All right?
Because you didn't say that with any kind of actual manly dominance whatsoever.
It was more like of a, I don't know, ass-puckering nature, if you will.
Anyway, let's continue going.
What do you think about the hurricanes?
Area code 954?
What do you think about the hurricanes?
I actually live in Florida, so I get hurricanes quite often.
And personally, a lot of it is just really a lot of like hype and stuff.
Because, well, first off, we build our houses down here really strong, like out of Concord and stuff.
Wait.
So, what do y'all do about the flooding?
I mean, are you not right there by the surf?
Are you somewhat inland?
Well, I don't live right next to the beach.
I have a little bit inland, but we have a whole canal system down here to deal with flooding.
Like, this whole area is built just to deal with hurricanes.
Like, everything is built with concrete.
We've got canals and everything.
So, the majority of the damage is that everybody's.
Well, you know what?
You know, to be honest with you, you know, that's kind of bad news because, I mean, you know, if a hurricane needs to hit and take out a group of people anywhere, it should be in Florida.
I mean, like I've always said, I mean, Florida is literally the colon of America.
It's geographically positioned as the colon of America.
You understand?
And I don't really like people from Florida.
I mean, they're jerks.
I mean, I hear they're doing, you know, all kinds of criminality out there in Florida, for Christ's sake.
Have you heard what they're doing recently?
Criminals are actually purposely bumping you from behind as like, you know, to, you know, under the pretext of some kind of fender bender of sorts.
And then they get out the car and rob your ass.
I mean, no, they rob you to take your car.
They take your crap, and that's Florida for you.
So, 954, who cares?
Who really gives a crap about Florida?
All right?
All right, who gives a crap about Florida?
Chat Room Martial Law 00:08:44
Hey, let's continue going.
Area code 780, what's up?
What do you think about the hurricanes?
I heard you like newborn baby butthole.
You stupid sick son of a bitch.
You see, I mean, you know, this is how unoriginal and disgusting and twisted these idiots are, for Christ's sake.
But, hey, this is the America, huh?
We wonder why America's flushed down the proverbial toilet.
We're turning into a third world technocratic society that's being surpassed by a bunch of totalitarian-run Chinese people.
Oh, there you go, right there, what you just heard.
903 Area Code, what's up?
What do you think about the hurricanes?
And all you assholes that say that's a freaking brony, hey, it's the truth.
I mean, you're landing your body for Christ's sake.
What the hell is this?
What the heck?
What the?
I'm not listening.
Screw this.
Get him off for cracking.
More bronies, man.
More bronzes.
How many of you idiots are there?
You know what I'm saying?
This is the consequence of a good time after taking some Skankosaurus that, you know, thinks that you look good in, I don't know, your members-only jacket or something back in the 80s.
You take this Skankosaurus home, and instead of actually putting on proper protection on your goddamn Johnson, you decide, hey, I'm going to do the whole pull-out technique, and you don't.
All right?
Out comes this kid nine months later, and you're out there somewhere else across the country, and you've got this Skankosaurus raising this kid.
This is what you have: a bunch of fruity-ass pink team playing, poop-shoot-loving, flesh-flute-playing bunch of jerk dicks that are actually proud to embrace a social pipeline that embraces freaking bronies, for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, we're already three minutes into the second hour of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast, folks.
And of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
And once again, folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
If you're just tuning in, I have implemented chat room martial law.
I have implemented chat room martial law so nobody can see what you're saying except yourself and me, of course.
Anyway, before we get into anything else, I'd like for everybody to please retweet the broadcast, all right?
Go to the forums, go to the social networks, go to the blogs, and spread around like wildfire and let everybody know that true capitalist radio is in effect and in the house, for Christ's sake.
Anyway, we've already had a good half hour, I believe, or at least close to it, of chat room martial law.
I am going, I'm thinking about lifting it.
I'm thinking about lifting it because it looks like these little milky liquors, these finger spankers, these dill hole lovers, are being a little bit more tame as it relates to a lot of the damn trolling terrorism that they have conducted here in this broadcast.
So I may lift it.
All right, I may lift it.
But let's take a call first before I lift it.
Area code 408, what's up?
You're on the horn.
408.
Hey, what's up?
Is that Goofy Bone?
Yeah, what's up, guys?
I'm walking on the streets right now, so sorry if my headset ain't working right now, but what's popping?
Hey, don't worry about it, man.
What's going on?
It's just give her a boat.
What's going on, Goofy Bone?
I just implemented chat room martial law because of the damn troll terrorists, man.
And I'm glad you're not in here because it's pretty filthy, pretty disgusting.
And I have been forced because of these troll terrorists to do this type of unfortunate instrument, if you will.
You know, Ghost, I know it's not your character to do this, but these little pieces of shit, like you just explained, how their mother Is watching over these idiotic kids.
She's at the ball right now, about to go meet me.
That's their mother's ghost.
I'm going to go to the ball right now, and I see it all the time.
All these low-line bimbo skanks, they got their kids at home or with their mom, or with grandma, you know.
They're just looking for a piece of a bomb.
Let's just put it that way.
I wouldn't be surprised.
I would not be surprised, Goofy, to know that some of these disgusting, feminine, brony assholes, their mothers, the reason that they're not there spending time with them, they're probably out meeting you, and you're out there just giving them a bone.
And they don't realize that they don't want to know it.
They don't want it to comp they don't want it to comprehend in your little fruit bull brains, for Christ's sake.
It's unbelievable.
Tell them the truth.
Tell them the truth that you're banging these goddamn cougar broads, and you're seeing these little feminine little teenage brony jerk dicks while you're out there giving these damn cougars that are uterus infected the bone, man.
Tell them, man.
You know what, Ghost?
The funny thing is, is last weekend, I wait was an old, I mean, she was a cougar, but she had a body of the year.
I mean, you would think she was fucking, what's her name?
The old Schwarzschild model, what's her name?
The one that's with the magician.
Yeah, yeah.
Shit, she was, she was, you know, she was aged like wine, perfect, good, and old.
She had it going on, ghost.
Did she have any kind of like a son or, you know, some kind of a fruity, kind of brony-looking son or something?
Oh, my God, Ghost.
In the morning, of course, you know, I was getting ready to go.
Hold on, hold on, before you say it, I'm going to lift the chat room martial law just to get the reactions of these milky liquors.
I may have to implement it again because these assholes, you know how they are, but I'm going to lift it.
Go ahead and lift chat room martial law, engineer.
All right, it's been lifted.
Go ahead, Goofy Bone.
Explain to us about this goddamn cougar that, you know, I guess had a son or some kind of a brony kid.
Go ahead.
Well, check this out, Ghost.
I was getting ready to leave, and this kid's on the table, you know, doodling on this piece of paper.
This kid's drawing unicorns, ghost.
I'm going to say he was about 16 years old, and he's drawing unicorns.
Are you kidding me?
The mother introduces me to this idiotic brat.
I mean, you could tell he was one of these kids that wanted everything he sees, but she had the nerve to introduce me to it.
I only banged her out once.
I never called her back because, you know, I'm dealing with some other nice honey that are more my age, ghosts.
You actually met the kid.
You met the kid during the first meeting, like when you were picking up this Skankosaurus.
That's when you met her?
More than my mother.
I was going home.
I was going home, and the kid was in the kitchen.
And the mom happened to introduce me, and I look over and see what this kid's doodling, and this kid's doodling freaking unicorns, man.
Oh, my God.
It's these bronies, man.
It's this over-feminine concept, man.
You know what I'm saying?
It's this idea that we got to just kind of be delicate to these fruit bowl bastards or something.
It's stupid, man.
You know, Ghost, when I was 12, 14, 15, I wasn't drawing no unicorns.
The craziest thing I drew was a marijuana leaf.
The craziest thing I drew was a marijuana leaf with some pussy legs and A woman's legs, you know, with her leg open and you see the good old, you know, the home run hitter, I guess you could say.
I don't want to cuss on your show, ghost, because these kids wouldn't even know what I'm talking about.
They wouldn't know.
They would not know.
I don't understand I don't understand what's going on in this world.
These kids would rather sit here, prank call you when they could be going out taking your information, their little cheap ass lunch money.
They could be, you know, at least a thousand heirs, not millionaires, but a thousand heirs by the time they're eighteen.
But no, they ought to sit there and jack off and act like that they're going to get some brownie points or win the brony award, the best brony of the year award.
You don't even know.
It's like, come on, man.
It's Baller Friday.
You kids should be going out, having a good time, making out underneath some bleachers, and who knows, get lucky, get laid, but wear rubber.
Always rubber.
And if you're not, for whatever reason, you feel like, oh, I like robbers, I'll shoot in your face or something.
Earthquake Anomalies Analysis 00:05:57
Do not have any more children, please, all right?
It's bad enough that your mom hopped on something that looked good in a leather jacket and shitted you out of your goddamn uterus hole.
We don't need any more children.
You know what I'm saying?
I mean, I can second that, man.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, thanks a lot, Goofy Bowman.
And if you want to, sit right there.
I want to talk a little bit more about not only these hurricanes, which Hurricane Lee is going to hit New Orleans this weekend, but CATIA, which is going to supposedly hit the East Coast here in the next week or so.
But I also want to talk about the 7.1 earthquake that rocked Alaska today.
Did everybody hear about that?
Oh, man.
Are you kidding me?
Alaska was rocked with an earthquake 7.1 on the Richter scale.
They were concerned about potential Arctic tsunamis out there in that particular region.
So once again, I mean, we're seeing all kinds of weird Mother Nature type of anomalies here.
I'm not necessarily in tune with all this end-of-the-world nonsense.
I don't believe in it, but by God, I mean, we're seeing a lot of crap here, in my personal opinion.
We're seeing a lot of weird anomalies here.
I never thought I'd, you know, see so many perpetual natural disasters.
But I want to hear from you.
What do you got to say about this, for Christ's sake?
What do you got to say about it?
I mean, do you think this is serious?
Do you think this is much to do about nothing?
You think that, I don't know, because of this day and age of technology that we've been able to just kind of be aware of these types of anomalies at a lot more faster rate.
I want to hear from you.
What do you think about it?
All right?
Don't be with these milky liquors calling up and saying, I'm going to play a little song and I'm going to make those men by playing them a song.
It's what I'm going to do.
I want to hear what you have to say about it, for Christ's sake.
646-652-4869 is the number to call for Christ's sake.
I'm not joking, man.
Look at these people.
Look at them.
They're just disgusting.
They need a good kick in the balls, if you want my personal opinion.
You know what I mean?
A good kick to the crotch would make these people put in line for Christ's sake.
I'm giving them the freedom to chat out here.
Look at look what they're doing.
Look at them.
They don't even appreciate it, for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ.
Who else do we got going on over here?
I want to talk about these anomalies.
What do you have to say about them?
Area code 405.
What do you think about all these goddamn anomalies?
Hey, what's going on?
Hoppy Baller Friday, ghost.
Hey, thanks a lot.
Happy Baller Friday to you, man.
How's it doing?
Not too bad, man.
I didn't have class today, so I was just chilling.
Looking forward to your show.
What about these anomalies, man?
It doesn't look too good, man.
I wasn't really a 2012 believer here, but Jesus, I'm starting to think twice.
I mean, neither am I. I'm not a 2012 person myself either.
I'm not.
I mean, I guarantee you, I'm the last person that's going to believe in any of this new age hoo-eye.
But as you look at all these anomalies here, I mean, 7.1 earthquake.
I mean, it seems to me like 7.1, 9.0, or 8.0, 9.0 just seems like, oh, well, no big deal.
I mean, weren't these supposed to be the quote-unquote big ones?
Remember that?
No, the big one's going to strike this and the big one's going to strike that.
I mean, we're just, we're getting desensitized by this nonsense, man.
And I don't think people are taking this very serious at all.
Yeah, I mean, it's definitely something to take serious dude.
All these people need to get the fuck out.
It's going to be that bad.
Well, they need to just take necessary precautions and, moreover, take life a little bit more seriously for Christ's sake.
I mean, they don't need to be sitting over here acting like obnoxious jerk dicks that, you know, I guess feel that they're bequeathed life because they're just sitting here and born.
They need to go out and appreciate the nuances that is this existence, at least as far as I'm concerned.
But as you can see from these assholes here in the chat room and the people that are calling up, these people don't care about anything.
They don't even care about themselves.
You know what I mean?
They're stupid.
I mean, just take a look at the news.
They're throwing their babies out of windows for Christ's sake.
You know what I mean?
I mean, look at Casey Anthony.
I mean, this is the kind of sick-demented world we're living in.
I am not, like you said, I am not one of these 2012 people, but by God, if it's the end of the world, what the hell's the, with all this disgusting filth in this goddamn world.
It's filth.
It's disgusting.
It's perversion.
It's murder.
It's exploitation of children, for Christ's sake.
And nobody cares, man.
Anyway, I'm sorry.
I don't mean to get so uptight, but do you understand what I'm talking about here?
Oh, of course, dude.
That's all.
Anyway.
Anyway, man, you said you were in college.
What are you majoring in, man?
I think computer science has every business going to have something to do with computers.
You're goddamn right.
You make sure that you really truly understand the fundamentals of computer science also, man.
Not just one aspect, not just the computer programming aspect, but board circuitry, you know, hardware, you know, semiconductors, chip technology.
I mean, you don't necessarily have to be an expert in all these realms, but if you know a little bit of everything, that's what makes people the innovators in the computer industry that they are today, man.
So make sure that you're well abreast to everything, or at least every aspect of computing technology.
Well, I always look at it as like, why go in the business if you don't want to be the best?
So I'm going to go in there and do the best I can.
I hope so, man.
Hey, man, thanks a lot for calling there, 405.
I hope you become a badass computer scientist and maybe put a dent in a lot of the troll terrorism that we're seeing here in the broadcast and elsewhere today.
Because, I mean, this is just about enough.
It's about enough for this goddamn troll terrorism that's out here.
Anyway, who else we got going on?
Alaska Richter Scale Shock 00:03:33
646-652-4869.
We're supposed to be talking about the earthquake that's happening in Alaska.
All right.
It happened, I think, this morning.
7.1 on the Richter scale.
7.1 on the Richter scale.
This is no joke.
And moreover, we've got a couple of hurricanes churning out here.
I mean, it's just what's this world coming to?
Anyway, let's see if we got anybody else with any other opinions or comments.
Area code 201, what do you think about all this nonsense?
Hey, Ghost, how are you?
How's it going, man?
Hi, it's going pretty good.
Okay, what's up with all the frank calls on Ball Friday?
That's not usual with that.
What's up?
Well, unfortunately, like I said, I mean, you know, we've got a lot of different agitators from all aspects.
You know, not just bronies, not just, you know, pink team players, not just French flute players, not just muff divers, not just bedwedding liberals, but just all aspects for Christ's sake.
You know, I'm starting to also realize that we're getting a lot of people that are just idiots, you know, like idiot people in America that are just kind of calling up and just saying, God talking about it, calling it an idiot.
I don't like it.
No, my God, I don't like it.
I mean, you know, give me a goddamn break for Christ's sake.
You don't want to know why people don't like what I'm saying?
Do you want to know why?
Because I'm telling the truth.
Everything that I say is the goddamn truth.
And when I slap them outside their fat, jelly ass faces about it, they don't want to see it.
All right?
When I'm putting the mirror right in their freaking eyes, and when I'm putting the substance on the debating table, and I'm forcing these fat, portly bastards, these fat, porky pig bats, I'm forcing them to eat it.
Eat!
And they don't like it.
They don't like eating it for Christ's sake.
They don't like the rancid caste in their mouth.
But it's the truth.
And I hope I smack all of you.
I hope I smack you all in the face with that goddamn rancid truth for Christ's sake.
Because the stench of it is all over the place.
I mean, just take a good whip for Christ's sake.
I mean, take a good whip.
And it smells like a dirty, smelly, disgusting carnival urinal for Christ's sake.
Like a mixture of piss and crap and puke and bio and stomach plasma.
That's why you sorry sacks of crap don't appreciate my commentary, because I give you idiots the truth!
Give it to you and smack you outside your fat asses with it.
God damn it.
Smack your fat, jelly asses with it, and that's all there is to it, for Christ's sake.
Anyway, it doesn't seem like anybody gives two rats' asses about earthquakes, hurricanes, as long as American idols are going to come with another season so that they can see more little fruity bastards prance around the stage while you got a hamster hanging out their asshole.
They're perfect.
They're fine.
That's all they care about.
And you know what?
Jesus Christ, I'm just, I'm sick.
I'm sick.
I'm just sick.
Obama Track Record Attack 00:05:48
This is supposed to be Baller Friday.
I'm supposed to calm down.
Let me calm.
I'm sorry, folks.
There's people in the chat room telling me to calm down.
I know.
I'm sorry.
All right, I'm calming down.
All right.
All right, I'm calming down.
Give me the mic.
Give me the mic.
Give me the mic, for Christ's sake.
All right, I'm calming down.
Let me do some more of that Confucius Oriental type of nonsense.
Ah, the sun is warm.
Ah, the grass is green.
Ah, the sun is warm.
Ah, the grass is green.
All right, I'm all right.
All right.
I mean, I'm all right minus this goddamn throbbing headache for Christ's sake.
I got a goddamn headache throbbing for Christ's sake.
I can feel my head like just kind of like, you know, throbbing for Christ's sake, man.
Anyway, let me move on to the next subject matter.
Nobody cares about earthquakes.
Nobody cares about hurricanes, but you should.
And if you don't, and you get afflicted with it and you're not a capitalist, well, tough titty.
All right?
Anyway, I want to talk a little bit about the last thing we discussed on the program about how Obama, Barack Obama, scheduled his new job speech program in exact correlation with the GOP debates that are going to happen next week.
And, of course, the Republicans were up in rage.
They were up in arms that Barack Obama is going to play politics, utilizing his position in power to basically negate potential competition that's going to contradict his present administration, for Christ's sake.
Well, anyway, I know that we made a big deal about this, but of course, like Obama, you know, he's been caving into everything.
He's the all-around international apologist.
He's the guy that caves in.
Mr. Cave-In caved in once again, he has rescheduled his little job speech to another day so it wouldn't interfere with the GOP debates.
I kid you not.
That's what Barack Obama did for Christ's sake.
So let me go ahead and take a sip.
Barack Obama caving in once again, folks, huh?
I bet you all you idiots that were out here crying with the yes we can garb and sitting over here thinking that we were going to have some kind of kumbaya session once this man was elected.
Where are you idiots now?
Where are you hyper-sensationalists that were out here pumping and dumping the credibility of Barack Obama?
Where are you idiots now?
I'm just asking.
Anyway, 6466524869.
Once again, Barack Obama caves into the Republicans.
What do you think about it?
Area code 214, what do you think about Barack Obama?
Wait.
Wait, I'm sorry.
What?
I was kind of zoned out for a couple of seconds.
Yeah, yeah, you're playing with your Peter Popper looking at Sweating of the Oldies 2 with Richard Simmons.
Get out!
Get out of here for Christ's sake!
912, what do you think about Barack Obama?
You know, personally, I think this is all a bunch of crap.
I mean, he's saying the same shit over and over.
And I think that we need to donate to Infowares.com to stop this.
Shut up, you stupid idiot.
You can't even say that with a straight face.
You know, Alex Jones is relying on these assholes to pump and dump his stupid hypersensationalism, all right?
Look, I don't care what that stupid, fat, pot-bellied bastard says about yours truly.
He can call me an NWO shill.
He can call me a reptilian shapeshifter.
He can call me a Bilderberger, a goddamn, whatever he wants to call me.
It's all a slanderous lie.
And the only reason he's saying it is so that he can continue to sell the type of malarkey that he sells to you mindless morons.
All right?
And it's no wonder that every single time that this guy's doing some kind of protest, the demographic of the protest never gets to get any older.
Haven't you noticed that?
Haven't you noticed that every time this asshole's out there with a bullhorn, these idiots that are around him are always the same age, no matter what time in history you basically see these stupid protests on YouTube?
They're all the same age because he needs perpetual dumbasses to continue to buy his nonsense.
That's what keeps him in business.
All right?
I mean, you heard this kid.
He couldn't even say his little Alex Jones website without even laughing.
You know, because it's a joke.
All right, Alex, you hear that, boy?
You're a joke.
Your own followers think you're a joke.
Anyway, enough of that bastard.
He doesn't deserve any more of my airtime, for Christ's sake.
Area code 423, what do you think about Obama?
You stupid, dumb son of a bitch.
Let me tell you something.
Let me.
God damn son of a Stupid Don't you ever talk about my family, You sorry sick.
Don't you ever talk about my goddamn family again, you sorry sack of pro terrorist for implement track martial law on these scumbags.
Implement track martial law right now.
Martial Law Implementation 00:14:24
For Christ's sake, Don't you ever talk about my family, you strap You idiots lucky run on the goddamn barroom because I beat the living,
beat Jesus out of you all.
I beat the living beat Jesus out of you all.
You stupid.
I'd stump a mud hole in your ass, I'd kick it dry and then take a dirty diary of crap right in it and all you can do is look at me with a brown smile about it.
You took all my family.
Sorry sex of crap.
You don't even have a soul geez, oh you.
Sorry sex of crap, that's.
I'm not gonna let you idiots do this to me.
You know this Bowler Friday for crap.
I'm not gonna let you know what I'm gonna do.
I'm not gonna let you idiots do this to me on this Bowler Friday.
I refuse to let you cyber Vermin sit here and make me look stupid like this recruit My shoe is serious.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Oh, you sorry sex of crap.
Look at you.
You have no soul for getting my goddamn I'm warning you, you sorry saxophrap.
Don't you ever do that again, all right?
You don't talk about my goddamn family, you stupid pieces of trash.
You understand that you people aren't even worthy of my presence on this digital platform.
for Christ's sake.
I'm going to calm down.
You're a god damn great.
All right.
All right, I think I think I'll calm down.
I think I'll calm down.
Oh man, I'm sweating for Christ.
I'm sweating for Christ's sake, man.
It's 63 degrees in here.
I'm sweating.
The goddamn heart's beating like a rabbit because of you waste of human flesh.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Oh, you dumb freaking fruit balls, man.
I'm just, I'm tired of it.
I'm tired of it.
I'm tired of it.
I'm tired of you.
God.
Oh, Jesus Christ, man.
Look at you people are turning this into a circus sideshow.
It's what this whole world is.
It's what this whole world is.
A goddamn circus sideshow.
It's what it turned into be.
I don't even know why I tried for Christ's sake.
for crushing.
Oh, you sorry sack of crap.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Oh, my heart's beating like a goddamn rabbit, you sorry sack of crap.
Like, uh...
I gotta take a break, bro.
I'm taking a break.
Get me out of here.
I'm taking a break.
Put on something that these idiots are gonna hate that they can't stand for Christ's sake, alright?
Put something on.
You got anything like that, engineer, for Christ's sake?
Well, put something on, for Christ's sake.
I don't want these stupid fruity asses assholes to pucker.
You know, whenever we put something on out here that's going to only yang, I like getting like that for these fruit bowls because they don't deserve it, all right?
They don't deserve this crap.
Put something on for these idiots, engineer.
Put something on for these stupid, fruity-ass milky-looking fruit bowls.
All right?
Put something on right now.
All right?
Put something on.
Oh, yeah, here's something for them, huh?
Man, this will get into their head, huh?
Thank you.
We'll have some world.
We'll never come down the world.
We'll have to warn.
Let's go away.
From hurricane, swift and sold out.
Now it's cold today.
Long for hell.
That is cold.
Turn it off, engineer.
They like this song by cold, huh?
They like that song by Cold.
It's the end of it, so turn it off.
I don't want something that they stupid, filthy, disgusting.
Despicable scumbags, this wastes of dick snack.
I don't want them to have any kind that likes gratification on any of this crap.
All right?
So put something on.
Won't you put something serious?
Something that'll absorb through their goddamn thick, mushy skulls, for Christ's sake.
That has been infected by Hollywood.
That's been infected by the goddamn media, for Christ's sake.
Put something.
We'll never come out of the world.
We'll have some out of the world.
Let's go away.
From the hurricane, swift and so now.
Now it's cold today.
Long for that is good.
Turn it off, engineer.
They like this song by cold, huh?
They like that song by Cold.
It's the end of it, so turn it off.
I don't want something that is stupid, filthy, disgusting.
Despicable scumbags, this wastes of dick snack.
I don't want them to have any kind that likes gratification on any of this crap.
All right?
So put something on.
Won't you put something serious, something that'll absorb through their goddamn thick, mushy skulls, for Christ's sake, that has been infected by Hollywood, that's been infected by the goddamn media, for Christ's sake, put something there!
All right, there you go, huh?
Huh, you little finger-bangers like that, huh?
Huh, you little dingleberry eaters, huh?
You like that there, you stupid fruit holes?
Oh, yeah.
Look at what you've turned this country into!
Look at what you've turned liberty into!
Look at what you've turned America into, for Christ's sake!
You have no soul!
You have no integrity!
You have no pride, for Christ's sake!
Are you just gonna sit here and continue?
Are you gonna get a loaf of bread from Big Brother government because the baby boomers told you?
Are you gonna do something about it?
You're listening to Ghost on True Capitalist Radio.
True Capitalist Radio.
Fast And Furious Scandal 00:08:07
All right, we're back.
I've settled my ass down a little bit.
I'm not gonna let these milky liquors get to me for Christ's sake.
Anyway, what you just heard right there was a little bit of Merlin Mississippi with a little bit of We're from America!
Which the lyrics of that song are pretty much reigning true with what's happening today.
And before that, we started off with a little bit of cold it's the end of the world at that song, which is pretty easy to sing if you happen to be a karaoke milky liquor.
But anyway, folks, we've just gone completely off keystroke of the broadcast, folks.
I didn't intend for this to happen, but once again, these milky liquors just do not.
And I repeat, they do not just they just don't stop.
They don't stop, for Christ's sake, and they're pissing me off.
So, you know, we're going to continue to try to conduct the broadcast and continue going on with what we were supposed to be talking about.
Now, what I wanted to talk about here was the White House, which is the next subject matter.
The White House has been tied to this ATF alcohol, tobacco, and firearms operation that was called Fast and Furious.
And for you folks that are unfamiliar with what I'm talking about, this Fast and Furious little ATF operation was an attempt by ATF agents to basically sell Mexican drug cartels guns that were distributed by our government.
Now, this is why the ATF had to step down for Christ, but it's all over the news.
Now, the White House is being tied with this.
Now, Fast and Furious was an operation where the ATF would actually sell weapons.
They would actually sell fully automatic weapons to the drug cartels in an attempt to supposedly trace where these guns ended up being, where they were trying to trace the root so they can hopefully get to the, I don't know, internal drug organization.
I have no idea what the hell the whole idea was, all right?
But the bottom line is, is that they lost track of these guns.
The ATF lost complete track of these guns.
And what's even more tragic about this scenario is that a Border Patrol agent, you know, and a former U.S. Marine, Brian Terry, actually got completely slaughtered and killed using the guns that were sold by the ATF.
I kid you not.
This is not a joke.
This is a real story.
All right.
This is a real story that's happening out here.
And it seems to have White House connections because apparently, according to the Los Angeles Times, and this is a great report put out by who the hell put this out?
Richard A. Serrano.
It's called White House Receives Emails About Fast and Furious Gun Trapping Operation.
Be sure to keep your eyes on this because I think that this could spell big trouble for the White House.
Because according to this report, internal inner circle national security people within the administration actually kept close dibs according to the emails on this particular operation.
So what's really unfortunate is that this is just another example of why government sucks.
Government botches operations.
Bureaucracy doesn't work.
Some asshole bureaucrat thought it was a good idea in the ATF to sell guns to those that are slaughtering people, not only in the border, but in Mexico, for Christ's sake.
We sold the enemy guns.
We sold these drug cartels' guns in hopes of supposedly tracing the root of those guns.
We lost the guns, and then those guns end up at the scene of a border patrol agent being killed.
All right?
I mean, can you believe this crap?
Now, they were trying to hope that this whole story would blow over if the ATF, the head of the ATF, would step down, which he did about a couple of weeks ago.
Now these emails are coming forward, folks, and it looks like the White House may be a little bit more interlocked with this disgusting, filthy operation than they're putting forth.
And, you know, I just think it's even more and more of an example of why anytime that you expand government, anytime that you grow government, it's a bad idea.
An unbelievable bad idea.
I want to hear what you have to say about this.
646-652-4869.
This is not a joke.
This is a real story.
As a matter of fact, let me go ahead and put a link to the Los Angeles Times article that I actually had read this.
It was actually a great read.
Everybody should read it.
This is not a joke.
It looks like the White House is tied with this crap.
It's actually tied with this ridiculous, fast and nefarious operation, this gun trafficking operation, for Christ's sake.
Anyway, I want to hear what you have to say about it.
646-652-4869.
We got area code 563.
What's up?
You're on the air.
Yeah, that was unoriginal and ridiculous.
347, you're on the air, man.
What do you think about our government conducting themselves in this manner?
I have the engineer office.
I mean, does everybody hear these people were on hold for like an hour and a half, and that's what they did.
Did everybody hear this?
This is America.
Who else we got?
We got 646.
You're on the horn.
What's up?
Hello?
646.
You there?
Yeah, I'm there.
Hey, what's going on?
Hey, can I ask a question?
Can I talk with the engineer?
Because I don't really know anything about him.
And whenever he talks, I only hear.
You know, you know, I hear like a park background setting back there.
Everybody hear that?
Just be quiet, Roo 646.
We hear like a park background.
Are you in a park or something?
Close to one.
Yeah.
It sounds to me, and I'm just making speculation here because it sounds like you're in a park.
I think that you're close to a bathroom about to service a glory hole.
Am I correct about that?
No, I'm a good distance away from a bathroom, but I am about to serve a glory hole.
I knew it.
I knew it.
Get this in.
Get him off for Christ's sake.
You understand what I'm saying?
This is a sick-ass America.
This is sick-ass America for Christ's sake, man.
I knew it, man.
Jesus Christ, man.
Everybody hear that back there?
Everybody hear the little park setting back there?
Like, you know, people are going out to the park.
It's Friday.
You know, they're probably flying kites and, you know, I don't know, having picnics.
This idiot is out there about to go into a goddamn shit stall in one of the goddamn bathrooms out there, ready to goddamn service some Johnson that puts itself through the goddamn glory hole for Christmas.
Jesus God, this is gross, it's crumb yeah, oh my god, Jesus man, it's just horrible man, horrible.
A self-admitted glory hole server here on the TRUE Capitalist Radio.
Brian, can you believe this disgusting, ridiculous nonsense?
Can you believe it?
I mean, this is serious business here.
The White House is tied to this ATF fast and the furious gun trafficking operation and they're trying to distance themselves from it.
It's going to be a serious subject matter.
Mark my words, this is not going away And I think it's disgusting that our government was actually conducting itself in this manner, where they were actually selling the guns to the supposed enemy.
Remember, they're labeling these Mexican drug cartels as terrorists.
And yet you've got the Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms Bureau selling these supposed quote-unquote terrorists, selling them guns, supposedly to see where the path of the guns lead them to.
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They end up losing the guns, and then the guns end up at a murder scene of a murdered Border Patrol agent.
I mean, this is the government for you, huh?
This is goddamn government.
It just makes me sick.
Makes me disgustingly ill.
Anyway, we're running out of time here.
Let me move on to another subject matter, folks.
I want to talk a little bit about the GOP frontrunners right now.
And I'm talking about Mitt Romney, and I'm talking about Rick Perry.
Now, yours truly has been hype at the fact that there could be a potential Texan in the White House out here, because I think that's what the hell we need.
We need a Texan in the White House so that America could be respected once again, so we won't be bitched around by third-rate countries out here.
We won't have our finger waved to by international institutions like NATO and all this other nonsense.
That's what I'm talking about.
We need a Texan in the White House to kick ass and take names.
And I've been pretty, you know, I've been pretty hype about it ever since that Rick Perry announced that he's running for president.
But now you've got Mitt Romney coming out swinging.
All right, and I like the new Mitt Romney that's being reinvented by whoever his goddamn keepers are, for Christ's sake.
I like the new Mitt Romney.
He's out there swinging at Obama, calling him one of the worst presidents in American history.
He's out there calling out Rick Perry, saying that we, quote, don't need any more career politicians.
You know what I'm saying?
I mean, you know, good God.
I mean, they're taking swipes.
You know, taking swipes at each other, for Christ's sake.
And, of course, Rick Perry fired back.
You know, he said that my actions as governor are helping to create jobs in this country.
You know, and he's right.
I mean, you know, a lot of the executive decisions that this man has made as an executive bureaucrat of the state of Texas has made Texas a rather prosperous state in the nation, considering that we are in a recession and an economic contraction.
And moreover, most of the country is starting to turn into Junkyard America.
You know what I'm saying?
I mean, that's what most of America is turning out into me, except Texas.
You know, every other real estate market in the country is going down in value as time goes by, except for Texas, boy.
And you wonder why everybody wants to move to Texas?
Because the jobs are in Texas.
Do you understand that?
The jobs are in Texas.
Everybody's in Texas.
I mean, that's what I'm saying.
Everywhere else besides the state of Texas is Junkyard America, baby.
You understand that?
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh, everybody, remember it is Junkyard America.
Welcome to Junkyard America, baby.
Come and get your cash for Clark Cash for crap, baby.
Yeah.
You want free health care?
We'll give that to you, too.
You want a government cheese?
You want free housing vouchers?
Welcome to Junkyard America.
Come on down.
Junkyard America.
Ow.
Yeah.
Junkyard America.
Baby bag.
Come on now.
Junkyard.
Junkyard America, baby.
It's Junkyard America.
Yeah.
It's Junkyard America, except for the state of Texas.
Everywhere else is Junkyard America, for Christ's sake.
I mean, and you got all these carpetbaggers coming here to Texas to try to recoup on some of this job flurry that we have down here in Texas.
All right, but let me tell you something.
Let me tell you something right now.
Only i it takes a real badass to be a real Texan.
Do you understand what I'm saying, boy?
Anyway, 646652-4869.
We're supposed to be talking about Mitt Romney versus Rick Perry.
And even though I like the new swagger that Mitt Romney's putting forth out here, nothing can beat that Texas swagger that goddamn Rick Perry's going out there.
I mean, he's scaring the begges out of everybody.
I mean, he's got Obama backpedaling for Christ's sake.
All right.
I mean, he's got Mitt Romney and all the other GOP nominees out there running for cover.
He's even bitched out Ben Bernanke.
You know, he even bitched out Ben Bernanke for Christ's sake.
That's why he didn't implement quantitative easing three last Friday.
He was afraid of dad Rick Perry for Christ's sake.
Let me tell you something, you idiots that are sitting here flapping your fat Cheeto stained fingers on the keyboard right now in the chat room.
You people aren't going to be talking that garbage when there's a goddamn Texan in the White House.
I can't wait till there's a Texan in the White House, boy.
Anyway, let's continue going.
646652-4869 is the number to call.
Chris from 716, how you doing, man?
How you doing?
Happy Baller Friday, brother.
Hey, Happy Baller Friday there, Chris.
It's good to hear from you, man.
Oh, dude, it's good to hear you and your show, man.
How you been doing?
Not too bad.
I've been actually capitalizing fairly well on the bottom feeding opportunities that I took advantage of about four weeks ago.
And moreover, today, when we saw a minor retraction because of the labor numbers that came out today, I went out and bottom-feed today, for Christ's sake.
I mean, let me tell you, there ain't nowhere to run.
There's nowhere to put your assets with the exception of equities and other financial instruments because if you leave it in the bank, you're not even going to cover the rate of inflation based upon that little ridiculous interest rate they give you keeping it in the savings.
You know what I'm saying?
You're goddamn right.
You know, I was just sitting here doing some mathematics.
The numbers are in.
The words are in.
Let me just tally up the number here of all the created jobs by Obama in the month of August.
Oh, look, Darrett.
Zero.
I know.
He created nothing.
He created what happened to the $1 trillion that went to the stimulus package 2 bill.
I'll tell you where it went.
It went to all the assholes that donated to the liberal regime's campaign contribution account.
And what's unfortunate is that you've got such an idiotic electorate here in America.
They're too stupid to realize it.
And I'm sure that you're sitting here in the chat room looking at these half-witted Nimrods.
These are the disgusting pieces of waste of human flesh that I'm talking about.
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Yep, this is what we pay for right here.
These scumbags.
I mean, look at them.
They're not only scumbags, they're unoriginal.
They don't know how to spoke.
They can't even call up with a personality.
They can't amuse anybody.
They can't do anything for Christ's sake.
I mean, at least back in the day, back in my day, when you had bums out in the street, at least they try to do a little freaking dance for you.
At least they do a little jibe shuffle or something.
They try to do something.
These idiots are just going out with signs saying, why lie?
I need a goddamn beer.
And idiots are giving them money for Christ's sake.
I mean, what kind of stupid, pathetic, pussy-whit world are we living in, man?
It's a joke.
It's an absolute joke.
Hey, do you dabble in real estate at all?
You know I do.
Absolutely.
Actually, like I said, I sold my house off last year around summertime out there in Leander and made a tremendous amount of profit.
I mean, I got that some years ago and made a tremendous amount of profit and moved here in the inner city of Austin, Texas in a nice high-rise, for Christ's sake.
And since I've moved here, the real estate price for this particular high-rise condo has gone up also.
So I'm figuring I may flip this, create another, I think, $40,000 or $50,000 profit just staying in this goddamn condominium and either upgrade or, you know, I don't know.
I haven't really decided what I'm going to do as it pertains to that living situation.
But I also have a piece of real estate off the coast of Texas out there in the coastal region, which I rent out.
I actually have a realty company that actually does that for me.
They actually are in charge of all the maintenance and all the collected fees and so on and so forth.
But I actually have a condominium out there on the coast that is rented out most of the season until I decide that I want to go out there and spend some time with the family out there.
So you're damn right.
I'm investing in some real estate.
You're damn right.
Absolutely.
Absolutely.
And, you know, Texas is really one of the greatest states.
I mean, I live in New York and it is a, let me tell you, it's a fucking dump.
New York State's a dump because of all the entitlement.
Here's your health care.
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Here's welfare.
It's a joke.
It's a dump.
And fuck it.
Let me tell you.
I've actually been to New York City, man.
I've been to New York City right when I stepped off the plane.
There's this whiff of just trash, piss, puke, and crap that just, you know, it's just like in the air and it won't go away.
I mean, do you smell that out there when you're in New York City?
You know, I don't do business in New York City.
I'm from Buffalo.
It's a bigger dump.
It's a gigantic dump.
Jesus.
Really?
It's even a bigger dump?
Oh, yeah.
It's a filthy cesspool of just shit.
That's horrible.
And believe me, there's a lot of places like that in America, man, where there's just no way of going ahead.
I mean, the city itself is just a bummer.
It sucks.
I mean, there's no economic activity.
There's no money exchanging hands.
It's just a bunch of entitlement recipient jerk dicks getting drunk every weekend, hoping that the Buffalo Bills will, I don't know, avenge the ghost of Jim Kelly or some crap.
I don't know.
Wrong.
You know what, folks?
I'm going to get out of here.
I know you're busy.
So hopefully we'll do some Pell Talk or whatever that little program is, and we'll chat soon.
Certainly, man, no problem.
Hey, thanks a lot, Chris from 716.
That's a member of the Capitalist Army, and of course, an avid member, or an avid listener, an avid caller.
And if you're not a member of the Capitalist Army, well, by God, become a member.
We have gotten all that bandwidth nonsense squared away.
I mean, once I started threatening that I was going to leave the goddamn service for Christ's sake, all of a sudden, you know, the server was like, oh, no, wait, wait, wait, no, So anyway, anybody who wants to become a member of the Capitalist Army, well, by God, go ahead.
I'm accepting any members that put up a decent profile.
And as you can see, there's a bunch of freaking bronies infesting the capitalist army.
But by God, I am going to keep to my word that anybody who wants to be a member of the capitalist army can be one.
Because at this point in time, I mean, it's not just about the capitalist army.
It's the true capitalist radio community.
That's what I think it is.
You know, the true capitalist radio community.
So get there, become a member, www.capitalistarmy.com.
All right.
Become a member for Christ's sake and, you know, kick back with me.
Moreover, speaking of the capitalistarmy.com, folks, I am going to give away cash and prizes for assholes.
Well, I shouldn't say assholes, but for people that actually create good blogs, good forum posts, and that sort of thing.
I kid you not, man.
I'm not joking anymore.
I know everybody likes all these little electronics and little tablets, the little cell phones, and all this other nonsense.
I'm going to be giving away that crap.
I'm not joking.
If you're a member of the capitalist army, I'm not kidding.
I'm not joking, man.
I'm making serious money, and I want everybody who's a listener and who's an avid follower and who is a member of the capitalist army to capitalize too.
All right?
And I'm not joking.
I'm talking about cash.
I'm talking about iPods.
I'm talking about a whole bunch of things in the works.
So if you're not a member, if you're not a member, www.capitalistarmy.com.
All right?
Anyway, we are in the third and final hour of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
And of course, I am your host, The Mandate Call Ghost.
And once again, folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
Before we get into anything else, we got all kinds of little buttons underneath your player there.
We got a little Facebook like button.
We got a tweet this button.
We got to share this button.
Use and abuse those buttons, baby, all right?
It's just a freaking click, for Christ's sake.
It's just a freaking click.
All right?
And moreover, before we get into anything else, I'd like to give some chat shout-outs, not chat shout-outs, Twitter shout-outs.
All right, because we haven't been doing that today, have we?
Have we given Twitter shout-outs today, Engineer?
Well, do we have any Twitter shout-outs?
Yes, sir.
It doesn't shout.
So we got a whole bunch of Twitter shout-outs.
So if you want a shout-out right here, right now on the True Capitalist Radio broadcast, I'm going to tell you what to do, all right?
What you do is you retweet the first tweet on my Twitter account.
And the first in the Twitter account is Ghost Politics, all right?
All one word, no underscores, all right?
Ghost politics, all right?
Retweet the first tweet on my Twitter account, and all that do, I'm going to go ahead and give them a shout-out right here, right now on the broadcast, all right?
So let's go ahead and do that.
Do we got anything here, Engineer?
All right, who else we got?
We got Goat Poop Tickles.
Jesus Christ.
Landon Manning, ND 1489.
We got Senator Poop Tickler.
We got Grenade Plasma.
Commie Brony.
Jesus Christ, a communist Brony, huh?
Let's see.
We got Gambagbo.
What's going on?
We got Columbine, LOL.
Ah, you sorry, sack of crap.
Not, no.
Let's not start this, guys.
Come on, all right?
Come on.
Don't start this crap.
Piece of crap.
That's not funny, you idiots.
There's nothing funny about that.
Anyway, we got Minty Floss.
All right?
Dubstep Psycho.
All right.
Sprite Indeed.
Game Freak 007.
I'm not going to say that, you sick son of a bitch.
We got I'm not saying this.
I'm not saying that either.
I mean, you sick son of a bitches.
I mean, look, I'm not going to give any more goddamn Twitter shout-outs if you are going to come up with the type of sick-twisted Twitter accounts that you idiots are coming up with.
I'm telling you this right now.
I'm not going to give them anymore.
All right.
I mean, look at these sick names.
I mean, look at this crap.
Look at this crap.
King of excrement.
All right.
Well, at least British Brian.
We know who he is.
What's going on, British Brian?
Ty-Dyninja, huh?
Trolesta Molesta.
We got Brony's FTW.
All right.
Shoot 603.
I mean, give me a break.
SP Boogeyman, what's going on?
We got weed hacks in the house.
What's going on?
And you see, look, look, LOL, Alaska.
Look at this asshole.
Look at whoever made that.
Screw you, asshole, all right?
Now, I'll agree, I don't really like those from that particular part of the ice hole geographical location, but to sit over there and say LOL, I mean, you know, give me a freaking break, man.
Seriously.
All right?
Anyway, we got James Anthony.
What's going on?
We got Angus, too.
What's going on?
We got Poop Tickler's Cat.
All right, Poop Tickler's Cat.
I mean, good God, with all these poop ticklers, man.
Poop Tickler's cat, for Christ's sake.
Poop Tickler's cat.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, we got Uncle Phil 11.
Do we got any more, engineer?
Because I'm getting sick of this.
Do we got any more?
Mr. Kirk.
Hey, what's going on, Anonymous Plumo in the place?
What's going on, man?
Kevin Cooper.
Who else we got?
We got Lema Hurro.
Who else we got?
Chef Poop Tickler now, and that great chef poop tickler.
Philip Krangle, that fruity bastard Navy Husky, for Christ's sake, huh?
Wonder why they call you a husky there, boy.
You old flab into the ass, huh?
I'm just joking.
Anyway, who else we got going on over here?
We got Mr. Dick Tickler.
Jesus Christ.
Escavator.
DJ Thantososis or something.
We got Ghost is a Cupcake.
Shove it up, your ass.
All right.
Who else we got?
That's it.
I'm not.
Take it off, Benji.
I'm not saying any more of these for DC.
I'm not saying anymore.
All right?
I'm not saying anymore.
They're assholes or being jerks.
Anyway, we're almost out of time here.
Let me go ahead and run through the gist of what we were supposed to talk about today.
Unfortunately, we got sidetracked off Keister by these disgusting, despicable agitators.
So let me just continue on.
We were talking about Romney versus Perry, but now I want to talk about Scotland Yard making two arrests of suspected members of Lulsec.
And they can't identify these people, but one of the people they say they can identify is the Lulsec member that went by the name of Kayla.
Went by the name of Kayla.
And for all you folks that are actually intertwined with this particular Lulsec anonymous situation, you know that that particular name, Kayla, was rather intricate in a lot of the notorious hacks that were implemented by this particular group for Christ's sake.
And what really bothers me, you know, what really bothers me is that the amount of cooperation, the international cooperation that it's taken to capture a lot of these members, for Christ's sake.
I mean, I'm reading here that they're in collaboration with, and this is a Scotland Yard, all right?
They're in collaboration with the FBI, the South Yorkshire Police, Interpol, other law enforcement bodies in the UK and overseas, independent hacktivist groups like Jester and those types of people that are supposed to be good hackers, right?
Good hackers.
And it's just, it's disgusting the type and the extent of which these bureaucracies went to try to capture these particular members of Lil Sec.
And I want to hear what you have to say about it.
646-652-4869.
Let's take some calls from Skype, shall we?
Maybe somebody will have something to say about this.
Maybe not.
Maybe they'll just play some stupid-ass little thumb ridiculous sound clip and think they're doing something about it.
Who else we got?
We got Orphe.
What's up?
What do you think about Lil Sec?
Israel supports you, Ghost.
What's up?
Israel supports you, Ghost.
Israel supports me?
Where are you in Israel?
In the Santa, Nita, Viba Nerdolia.
No, you're not in Israel, you idiot.
You sound like a Mexican.
Note Party, what's up?
What do you think about Lil Sec?
I think they're idiots, for uh, uh did y?
Are you saying they're getting caught or something because uh, that happened to one of their members already?
Well no, we know.
Topieri was, is has already been in prison or we are.
We're actually on house arrest.
We already know this.
But uh, Lulsec is comprised of about nine, ten members, from what I understand, and uh, one of the main members was uh Kayla, or what was identified as Kayla uh, which was one of the persons that uh contributed to the hacks that uh that took down a lot of these websites.
All righty well, obviously you don't give a shit.
Uh, Army JACK, what do you think about little secret game pick?
This is game pick.
This is game pick, this game.
You stupid piece of crap.
You come down here in Texas and say that you, little twerp, we're talking about little sec here.
Two, seven zero.
What do you think about little security?
No, you stupid fruit ball trying to sit over here and spread your little flesh flute playing garbage.
It's not gonna happen.
Seven one, eight.
What do you think about?
Uh, little sec?
Now you're taking too long playing with your Peter Popper.
Five one, zero.
What do you think about little security poppers, for Christ's sake.
Seven eight, zero.
What do you think about little sack?
I want your son's butthole, you sick son of a bitch.
You know you're one.
Six, son of a bitch.
I want to stretch your son's butthole really yeah, or do you live by?
Do you live by yourself by?
Any chance?
I hope your parents are burning in hell.
Do you live by yourself?
I'm asking you, do you live by yourself, tickler?
So can I, can I announce your number on the air right now?
Seven eight zero two one, eight.
Can I, can I, can I do it?
Go ahead, I get full permission, full permission to release my number on this episode of TRUE Capitalist Radio.
Oh yeah well, you are, you lonely.
It's Friday right, you're looking for, maybe to get laid, or something you may be looking to, you know, maybe with your son, with your son, you're looking to like hook up with some poop poop tickler, of sorts, is that it?
Huh, get this.
Get him off, for Christ's sake, hold on.
Let me call him back to make sure this is his number, and if it's his number, then I'm giving it out.
All right, it's not his number, stupid idiot.
It's not his number.
Nine one four, what's up?
Hello ghost, I'm in the closet with my boyfriend.
Yeah, he wants a song for you.
What the hell is this?
Our Santa Me?
Oh, hold on, hold on, stay right there.
914, because I think it's about time for everybody's favorite game.
It's just the minority!
Ha ha!
Let me tell you something.
I know this kid is about 8 years old, but I definitely hear an ethnic twang here.
You know what I'm saying?
I hear an ethnic twang, aside from all the vulgarities, and he's spitting.
It's everybody's favorite game.
It's just the minority, folks.
Go ahead and put your guesses on the screen right now.
It's everybody's favorite game.
All right, go ahead and turn it off.
Man, turn it off.
All right.
Nine one four, are you there?
Yeah, I am.
Are you a Mexican kid?
Oh yeah, I knew it.
I knew he was a Mexican.
Huh, I knew it.
Yes yes, I freaking love this game.
Man, where's your uh, where where's your?
Where's your Jefita and your Jefito Ghost, um, I'm not eight years old.
I'm 14.
Don't, don't try, don't lie, all right?
You sound like an eight-year-old little brat.
I'm asking you a question, all right?
Uh, where's to mama to papa?
Uh, K-Pasa.
Uh-huh.
They're at Fridays.
They're at Fridays.
You see, I knew it.
I knew it.
They're at TGI Fridays.
And let me tell you something.
This is an ethnic minority, so this is like a Mexican woman.
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So you know what she's after?
She's after the complete opposite of what a white single cougar's after.
You see, a white single cougar would be out at TGI Fridays looking for an ethnic minority to give her the high-hard one, okay?
But let me tell you what this Mexican mother of this eight-year-old kid's going to TGI Fridays for.
She's looking for whitey, all right?
That's what she's looking for.
She's looking for whitey.
So you got to take care of my kid, man.
You got to take care of my kids.
You don't go to take care of my kids.
I take care of my kids.
Give me a freaking break.
I mean, do you have any shame that your mother is at TGI Fridays, you know, looking for Cavachio 914?
No, my boyfriend takes care of me.
Your boyfriend takes care of you?
Yeah.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
So, see, now, not only does this, you know, Hispandex mother leave this poor eight-year-old kid home alone while she's out at TGI Fridays, you know, looking for some jarhead, you know, to give her the high-hard one or something, but now he, you know, this mother has got this poor little Mexican kid dressing up like a trans-testicle.
You know, probably got some old man taking care of this poor little bit.
It's just disgusting, man.
It's just horrible.
I mean, this is, I'm not joking, man.
I'm not joking.
I mean, haven't you noticed that most of that trans-testicle type of adult entertainment nonsense that's spread across the internet has like a Latin twist to it.
Most of those trans-testicles are a little Latin.
Haven't you noticed that?
Huh?
They're Latin for a reason, for Christ's sake.
They breed them.
They breed them.
I mean, are you there?
Were you bred for this 914?
Were you bred to be a trans-testicle?
Hold up.
My boyfriend says that you sound kind of raisin.
Oh, my God.
Get this sick set up.
Get him off for Christ's sake.
Good God.
I mean, you know, folks, that there is no law against being a bad parent.
You know that?
So these people can just shit out these kids and turn them into trans-testicles and trisexuals and whatever the hell.
Dump them off on an illegal alien child care provider or in front of a boob tube, a violent video game, the internet.
It doesn't matter.
All right?
There's no law against being a bad parent for Christ's sake.
And I think that, you know, that's disgusting.
I mean, you know, parents are completely escaping their responsibility.
And this kid is a perfect example of what I'm disgusting for Christ's sake, man.
This is a perfect example of what I'm disgusting, man.
And they don't care.
Good God.
They don't care.
Good Lord.
I can't.
Let me move on.
Nobody gives a crap about these two suspects.
You see, that's what's unfortunate.
Lulsec.
Lulsec actually attempted to facilitate hacktivism for the reasons that Anonymous thinks that they're implementing their hacktivism.
You understand?
And it really sucks that both of these groups are being correlated together because they're completely the opposite.
All right?
Lulsec was an actual political group that went out and highlighted hacktivism upon certain subjects or to highlight certain subject matters for Christ's sake.
Anonymous just goes out and helps Time Warner make more money for their bottom line each year by buying those Guy Fox masks, getting together around the West Coast to protest against Scientology.
The protest against Scientology.
And let me tell you something.
I don't give a crap about Scientology, okay?
I think Scientology, as well as most theocratic nonsense, is that crap.
It's utter crap.
Now, why exactly Anonymous continues to protest Scientology is beyond me.
I don't know.
I guess maybe somebody from Anonymous's Mammy got hooked up with this group.
And because somebody from Anonymous's Mammy got hooked up with this group, all of Anonymous say it has to be Anonymous' problem now, right?
It's all got to be Anonymous' problem.
Because one asshole's mother got hooked up in this group, all of a sudden, it's got to be everybody, every Anonymous's problem.
That's bullshit, man.
That's crap.
And that's why I can't respect Anonymous, man.
I can't respect Anonymous.
Every hacktivist idea that Anonymous has done has done the complete opposite of what they're claiming that they're doing it for.
They say that they're doing the Scientology protest because, oh, you're keeping people against their will.
It's not fair.
Who cares?
They went there against their own free will.
They went over there on their own free will.
These idiots want to worship, I don't know what the hell, they're inner alien or whatever.
Who the freak knows what those idiots talk about?
But who cares?
Who cares?
Now, what's the next thing that Anonymous did, huh?
The Sony situation, huh?
The Sony.
Oh, we're going to take down Sony because GeoHot, GeoHot, Sony sued GeoHot for messing around with the PlayStation 3 hardware, and we're going to go out and protest.
We're going to implement hacktivism for GeoHot.
And then what happened?
You idiots go out there like a bunch of minions.
You go out and throw these denial of service attacks at Sony, for Christ's sake.
And what happened?
What happened?
For Christ's sake, huh?
Is that what Anonymous is?
Anonymous was, we're anti-corporate.
That's what we are.
We're anti-corporate.
You idiots are helping people to become corporate.
I mean, that's why I'm saying, you know, to lump Lulsec in with Anonymous is just ridiculous.
Lulsec actually had balls.
They went out and put highlights on certain subject matters, and there were certain subject matters that actual people really believed in.
Not half-assed, two-witted bunch of crap like Scientology.
Who cares about Scientology?
Who cares?
I think Scientology is stupid.
I think anybody who's a part of a cult is an idiot, and they deserve anything negative that happens to them.
You understand?
Why should it be Anonymous' problem because some anonymous leader, his mammy or his daddy or somebody in his family got hooked up with Scientology?
It shouldn't be.
But you see, you have so many mindless people, you know, falling in line with this whole aura of Anonymous, which, you know, I told you guys the last broadcast, man.
Time Warner is making a fortune off of Guy Fox masks, and yet you've got Anonymous coming out with their ridiculous operations saying we're anti-corporate.
We're anti-corporate.
Even though we go out and buy guy Fox masks and we give so much money, it's one of the highest-grossing selling masks in math history, and it's all going to Taiwana, you know, the great evil corporatists that are the ones that we're fighting against, but it's okay, don't worry, we're still good guys.
It's stupid, it's stupid, man.
So, Lulsec, this is cheers to Lulsek.
I am not condoning any kind of hacking activity whatsoever, but by God, if you're going to take a penitentiary chance, the least you could do is do it for a reason.
All right?
Do it for a freaking reason.
So, you know what?
Cheers to the Lulsec members out there.
Cheers.
And for you, anonymous members, I don't even know why you're even in the same sentence as Lulsek because you don't deserve it.
All right?
You don't deserve it.
Cheers to Lulsek out here for Christ.
Let me have a sip of this.
Anyway, let me move on.
All right?
Let me move on to another subject matter.
All right.
Because we're running out of time, 10 minutes until everybody's favorite part.
But let me move on.
All right.
We got 11 dead in Syria because we're, you know, I know everybody's saying, oh, here he goes about Syria again.
I've been covering the Syria situation since February.
Since these people started taking to the street and protesting against their goddamn totalitarian government, Bashar al-Assad.
Well, another 11 people dead today.
And guess what Bashar al-Assad's troops did to kill these 11 people?
They attacked the hospital.
Huh?
Oh, isn't that great?
Oh, there you go.
Yeah.
Yeah.
They hacked a friend.
They went out and killed 11 people that were wounded in a hospital.
Now, Anonymous, I don't know.
Hmm.
Maybe that is a good target to hack.
Maybe that's a good operation.
Hacking these goddamn governments that I don't know really implement totalitarianism on their goddamn people, but maybe, I don't know, Scientology's worse.
Yeah, right.
Shove it up, your ass.
All right, you got people dying out here, over 3,000 dead out here in Syria, just because they want to get rid of their totalitarian government, and nobody cares.
I mean, it wasn't until last week that the United Nations even acknowledged this particular human tragedy that's happening in today's world.
And these are real people.
This isn't the kind of garbage that you saw in Egypt.
In Egypt, you saw a bunch of wild, sweaty jehudis just go out and completely pillage and plunder and riot and destroy the infrastructure for no reason, no type of intellectual foundation whatsoever.
I'm talking about Syria where they're just going out protesting.
They're not destroying the infrastructure out there.
They're not pillaging businesses.
They're not going into people's homes and pillaging their possessions.
No, no, they're not doing that in Syria.
They're actually rising up.
They want liberty.
They want capitalism.
They don't want to be completely just smothered by this goddamn totalitarian government that's ran by Bashar al-Assad.
And that's why I continue to throw any kind of spotlight on Syria because those people are actually crying to the international community to help them amidst this disgusting, despicable tyrant.
Anyway, another 11 dead out there in Syria, like anybody cares.
Anyway, let me move on to another subject matter.
The United Nations.
Now, we alluded to this earlier in the broadcast, but the United Nations are at it once again.
The so-called peacekeepers, we covered the civil war or the small civil war that the Ivory Coast in Africa had during the springtime from February to about March or April.
And we talked about how the then sitting president at the time, Laurent Gonbagbo, did not want to step down, all right?
So as a result, you had this horrific civil war happening because of this asshole Laurent Gonbagbo, all right?
So as a result, as a result, the United Nations thought, you know, like they always think, it'd be a good idea to send in United Nations peacekeeper troops to supposedly prevent further bloodshed in this civil war that was happening at the time in the Ivory Coast.
Well, guess what the United Nations did, huh?
They did the same thing that they did in Somalia, the same thing they did in Bosnia, the same thing they'd go everywhere and do.
They raped innocent children.
That's what they did.
They sexually exploited villagers.
That's what the United Nations peacekeepers did, huh?
That's what the hell they did.
And, you know, if you read about these cases, man, these United Nations people are actually sexually exploiting people out there when they're supposed to be peacekeepers by rationing out food in exchange for sexual relations.
You know, child rape and that sort of thing.
I kid you not, folks.
This is what's happening out here thanks to the United Nations.
And you've got these bureaucrats in Washington today that want us to acknowledge this international bureaucratic institution that has done nothing, that has done nothing to perpetuate peace.
Perpetuate peace.
That's where this whole idea of this bureaucratic institution of the United Nations comes from, folks.
It comes from the philosopher Immanuel Kant.
Immanuel Kant.
You should read his little dumbass piece about perpetual peace.
It's what it's called, perpetual peace.
And in it, he outlines the League of Nations, which they tried to implement there at the turn of the 20th century, which ended up morphing itself into the United Nations.
And this is what we have, for Christ's sake.
So I'm just saying that the United Nations should no longer be acknowledged by not only the American government, but by every government in the international community because it has done nothing to perpetuate peace.
All right?
Nothing.
Screw you, the United Nations.
NASA Space Debris Orbit 00:05:49
Anyway, I want to talk about Muamm Gaddafi now because he's on the run out there in Libya, and reports have came out that he is actually dressing up like a woman to evade capture by the Libyan rebels.
He's dressing up like a woman, believe it or not.
Moreover, in troll news related to Muamm Gaddafi, remember about, I guess, 25, a little over 25 years ago, Ronald Reagan actually bombed a compound that supposedly was housing Muamm Gaddafi because of the terrorism that Gaddafi was inspiring and sponsoring at the time.
And in that raid of Gaddafi's compound, Gaddafi claimed that the United States had bombed and killed his daughter, Hannah Gaddafi.
You know?
I mean, you know, we thought that, I mean, it was written in history.
It was written in history books that we had killed, or the United States had killed in that bombing, Hannah Gaddafi.
But it turns out, now that the rebels have taken control of the country of Libya and a lot of these documents are coming unearthed, come to find out she was never dead.
She was never dead, for Christ's sake.
You got Muamar Gaddafi trolling America, trolling the world for Christ's sake, because Hannah Gaddafi was actually a doctor at one of the hospitals there in Tripoli, for Christ's sake.
Can you believe this crap?
Huh?
Here you got Muamar Gaddafi trolling the world here, man.
Oh, my God.
Not to mention, he's dressing like a woman.
He he doesn't want to surrender, but he's dressing like a woman to evade capture for Christ's sake.
And it's looking pretty bad.
All right.
Anyway, that's enough of that.
Let me get through this other stuff so we can get to radio graffiti, man.
I'm sorry.
Here we go.
I want to go off on NASA again.
That's right.
I know that, you know, everybody heard my last diatribe on NASA.
And if you haven't heard it, I think it's on YouTube.
It's actually a pretty good rhetorical speech about NASA.
But I want to talk about NASA again because NASA, believe it or not, all the crap that they have thrown into space, you know, all the stupid satellites and all the stupid telescopes and all that crap, it's still floating around the orbit of the Earth.
All right?
Well, now that debris, you know, they're calling it space debris, is now threatening the credibility of not only many GPS satellites that we use for our systems as far as the American government, the American people with their stupid OnStar and all that other crap, but moreover, the space junk could potentially jeopardize the space station itself for Christ's sake.
I mean, this is why I don't like NASA, man.
This is why NASA sucks.
It sucks, man.
I mean, can you believe that space junk is actually jeopardizing the integrity of the space station?
And then you've got NASA pissing and moaning like a bunch of four-eyed, freckle-faced, red-headed, beaten stepchildren talking nonsense that we should continue their funding?
Absolutely not, man.
And I'm going to say it, and I'm going to continue to say it.
We should auction off all of NASA's assets to the highest bidder on the international community, world market.
And whatever we get for it, we apply it to the national debt, for Christ's sake, because they've done nothing.
They've done nothing, all right?
I mean, they've got space junk in space.
Moreover, I don't think we went to the goddamn moon, all right?
And I said it last time, and I'm going to continue to say it, all right?
You can't have shadows that go in three or four different directions, all right?
I don't believe in the moon landing.
I don't believe that we're in Mars right now.
That stupid little space rover that they keep showing pictures of.
It's the latest space rover Mars landing thing.
And look, look what it looks like.
I don't believe it, all right?
I don't believe we're at Mars right now.
All right, I don't believe it.
I'm sorry, I don't believe it, for Christ's sake.
That's Nevada, all right?
I've been to Nevada.
I know what it looks like.
Don't sit over here and try to piss on my leg and tell me it's raining out here, NASA, all right?
I know what Nevada looks like.
I've been there, you idiot.
I'm going to sit over here and justify your whatever, however trillions of dollars you spent on that ridiculous satellite, all right, to quote-unquote send to Mars.
Who the hell knows where all that money went?
All right, I don't believe it.
And for all you people that are like, oh, my God, I can't believe that he doesn't believe we're in Mars that we went to the moon.
Well, if you're going to believe it, how come we haven't been back, asshole, huh?
How come we haven't been back?
How come we haven't colonized the moon?
If it's that easy of a trip to just kind of go back and forth, how come we can't just send common spaceships back and forth to the moon and colonize it?
How about that, huh?
How come we haven't sent a goddamn spaceship with a whole bunch of astronauts and cosmonauts to go out there and colonize Mars?
Because we haven't been there.
We haven't been there for Christ's sake.
And if any of you astrophysicists think that I'm just off my rocker, I would like for you to give me a call, 646-652-4869, and explain to me how the human body could withstand the Van Allen radiation belt.
And for you folks that don't know what the Van Allen radiation belt is, well, by God, look it up for yourself, all right?
And then after you read what the hell it is, then you'll realize, wait a minute, how the hell did they get to the moon?
How the hell?
Because they did it.
Jesus Christ.
UK Unemployed Population Stats 00:03:50
Anyway, who else I'm supposed to be talking about other things here?
Let me move on to another subject matter.
Chas Bono, you know, for all you folks that don't know, Chasney Bono, now known as Chas Bono, is basically running a ruckus out here in America because she is now part of the cast of dancing with the stars, and people are going uproar because they don't want Chaz Bono to dance with a woman.
You know, they want Chaz Bono to dance with the man, if that makes any kind of sense whatsoever.
You know what I'm saying?
And all I'm saying is, why are we even discussing this?
You know, why is Chaz Bono given all this airtime and media time?
Why can't Chas be a reverse female to male trans-testicle in her own time, in her own place?
I mean, why are you shoving this down our holes there, Hollywood?
I mean, you might as well let her drop trial and let everybody see what type of foreskin restoration type of surgery that she had in her crotch down there to make her a man.
All right?
I'm just saying, tonight.
I don't want to spend too much time on Bono there, but I do want to spend a little time on this last subject matter.
I know we're going a little off Easter here, but I read an article, and it was the most disgusting, pathetic article I had ever heard in my life.
But for all the folks that are across the pond that are Britain, that are British, excuse me, this should make you all very proud.
All right?
Now, let me explain this so you can understand.
In Britain today, there are 1.8 million children that live in a home where their parents or anybody living in that home has never had a job whatsoever.
Never had a job.
I mean, 300,000 people have never had a job in Britain.
Never, ever, ever, ever had a job.
They're just wastes of human life that are mooching off of the government entitlement system.
All right?
And for you folks that it's not true.
We ain't talking about it.
Oh, yeah?
Here's the article, ass clowns.
Here it is right here for all you milky liquors.
Read it for yourself.
All right.
This is out of your own media.
This is out of your own media, the Daily Mail.
All right?
This is out of your own media.
Now, for all you Brits that think that you're all high and mighty, because oh, yes, I talk like this.
And because I talk like this, I can have a little bit more standards.
Shove it up your ass.
You are lazy pricks out there in England.
And this proves it.
All right?
I mean, you wonder why you all had riots for Christ's sake?
You've got a bunch of losers with idle hands and nothing to do for Christ's sake.
You got a bunch of losers that's never worked in their life.
They've never worked in their life.
All right?
300,000 people have not worked in their life.
And that's 300,000 adult people, all right?
Have never worked in their life.
So I hope you're proud there, UK, because that's just ridiculous.
It's no coincidence why you had all these disgusting, despicable mass jehooties going out in the middle of the night out there going after the electronics and claiming, oh, yes, I'm going here because I'm going to get my taxes back.
I'm trying to get my taxes back.
Shut up.
All right.
You're a useless socialist scum, stagnant, mediocre piece of humanity that needs to be thrown away with the garbage as far as I'm concerned.
Radio Graffiti Wake Up Call 00:15:40
Anyway, 646-652-4869 is the number to call.
I want to hear from you.
All right.
Well, screw that.
I'm already done.
Screw that.
I don't want to hear from anybody.
It's time for everybody's favorite time of the broadcast.
That's what time it is.
Huh?
It's time for everybody's favorite time of the broadcast, and I'm talking about Radio Graffiti.
And of course, for you folks that are just tuning in that don't know what I'm talking about, Radio Graffiti is a time of the program where you can actually take part in the broadcast.
What you do is give me a call at 646-652-4869.
All right, and when I call on your area code or on your Skype name, and you better be ready, you milky liquor.
Don't just sit there and tickle your bingle berries on your anal passage, all right?
Be ready.
When I call on your area code or on your Skype name, you have three to four seconds to say whatever it is that's on your mind.
You understand what I'm saying, folks?
Whatever it is on your mind, all right?
It's Bowler Friday, baby.
I'm feeling hype, for Christ's sake.
I'm feeling hype.
Anyway, let's get right to it.
Let's start to the top.
Spread like wildfire, radio graffiti.
Yeah, Ghost Sun likes to gurgle hot sauce out of my ass.
Yeah, yeah, that's great, you sick twisted prick.
Ghost Train 123, Radio Graffiti.
I'm going to extend my hand, of course, with a glove on.
Yeah, shut up, you stupid splicing jerk dick.
Happy Flapitalist, Radio Graffiti.
Stop the gay bag.
Present the gay bag.
Your 386SX computer sucks.
Electric Man Bobby, Radio Graffiti.
Happy Baller Friday from Bulgaria, bro.
Hey, Baller Friday from Bulgaria.
What's going on, Bulgaria?
HyperStick, Radio Graffiti.
Happy Baller Friday.
What's going on?
Happy Baller Friday, man.
903, Radio Graffiti.
Who gives a crap about, my son?
Mr. Freddy ass fruit business.
You stupid, sorry, sex of crap.
I'm telling you, you idiot splicers, all right?
I'm serious, you idiots.
I'm going after you first, all right?
Because what you're doing is not only, you know, worse than what these other idiots are doing, but you're spreading slanderous lies.
All right, and I kid you not.
I kid you not.
You sit over there and think that you're going to go out and splice all you want, that there's not going to be any punitive damages implemented on your ass.
You better, you just wait.
I'm just saying.
I'm not going to say anything.
You just wait.
You will rule the day that you idiots made those ridiculous audio splices of me.
And then when you finally get taken down and you have to suffer punitive damages, all right, don't sit here and cry and say, it's not fair.
It's not fair.
You can't do that.
It's not fair.
It's not fair.
Well, tough titty, all right?
I'm going to take it out of your ass.
I hope that you, you know, I hope that you're healthy because you're going to have to work for the next 20 years to pay me.
248, Radio Graffiti.
What up, ghosts?
Happy Baller Friday.
I love my wife, but also how it is.
What's going on?
Happy Baller Friday.
919, Radio Graffiti.
Hey, Joseph, a friend wants to talk to you.
You stupid idiot.
All right.
Don't make fun of the engineer like that, all right?
The engineer is not put here to be on-air talent, all right?
He's here to be an engineer, and for you to be making fun of him like that is, you know, somewhat, you know, soulless, for lack of a better term.
You understand that?
Don't call on that asshole again, engineer.
You got that?
Back there.
All right, let's see what we got.
7563, radio graffiti.
Yeah, we can't hear you.
You're stupid anyway.
786, radio graffiti.
See, play with her, Peter Poppers.
423, radio graffiti.
That's an insult to me.
That's an insult to the ghetto capitalist army.
That's an insult to ghetto capitalists who listen to me.
You stupid idiot.
You don't put my goddamn name in anything with goddamn kill kick.
God damn it.
God damn it.
You freaking idiots, man.
Give me the mic.
You're the goddamn mic sitting over here trying to put me in the same category as these ghetto-fied, disgusting, despicable losers.
All right?
Trying to put my voice in correlation with the so-called Poe in America.
Let me repeat this to all you idiots that it just doesn't get through your thick-ass brain.
It's very hard for you to get through your thick ass brain, all right?
My ass bleeds for the freaking Po in America.
Do you understand that?
I don't give a crap about the Po in America.
You want to take a look at the Poe in America?
Why don't you go and take a drive down any goddamn white trailer park?
Take a drive down any black ghetto or Mexican barrio.
And why don't you take a look at all the fat, jelly-ass assholes that are waddling their fat asses up and down the streets for Christ's sake?
And I ask you this.
I ask you this.
Do poor people get fat?
Huh?
Huh, assholes?
And I'm asking you guys: do poor people get fat for Christ's sake?
No!
No, they don't.
They don't get fat.
And if you idiots that are going to sit over here and say, yeah, poor people do get fat, ghosts.
Well, why don't you tell that to the poor folks that are starving to death in Africa and in third world out here in the international community?
Why don't you go tell them that, huh?
What are y'all doing?
What are y'all doing with all your skin and bones hanging off of you?
You're supposed to be fat, because remember, the poor, they're fat in the ass.
It's your fault that you're fat.
It's your fault that you're not fat.
You people are idiots.
You know that?
You people are dumbasses.
And once again, I don't give a crap about the Poe in America, all right?
We got dollar menus on every freaking corner.
A dollar menu.
A dollar.
You can get a freaking meal for Christ's sake.
And these idiots are still bitching.
Oh, baby.
I need more money, baby.
I need more money.
My kids, baby.
My kids.
I need more money.
I need more damn government cheese because of my kids, baby.
You're not understanding, man.
My kids, baby.
You freaking break.
Anyway, 570, radio graffiti.
I'm going to extend my hand, of course, with a glove on it.
You stupid idiot.
Poco kitty, radio graffiti.
Man, you're taking too long, you morons.
952, radio graffiti.
Ghost, you have made me a lot of money, and I appreciate that, sir.
Hey, thank you very much, man.
I hope you keep capitalizing.
281 Radio Graffiti. 8-bit artist bastards.
718, radio graffiti.
Don't milk the pot.
Don't pot.
Don't milk the milk pot.
Don't milk me.
Don't turn it off.
Don't milk the pot.
Don't be pot.
Don't.
I mean, are you kidding me?
What are you?
Screwing and chopping my voice now.
What is this?
The down south MFs out here, huh?
Yeah, we got DJ Screw in the place into here.
Yeah, baby, I'm on milk pot and motherfucker e-bay.
I'm going to screw it chopped in up a melt and meltin' pot.
Meltin' pot of friendship.
Meltin' pot.
Melton meltin' pot of friendship.
Meltin pot.
I mean, give me a break.
Freaking DJ screw in my goddamn voice for Christ's sake.
Who else we got?
256, radio graffiti.
Obama.
I somehow been lying for president.
You don't even know what you were about to say.
Look at you.
You're like, oh, I'm not.
Spit it out, boy.
Spin it out.
417, radio graffiti.
Happy Baller Friday from San Francisco, butt boy.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Take about 10 steps away from my freaking butt crack from San Francisco, all right?
I don't care.
If you're in San Francisco, you're not a capitalist, all right?
You appreciate the smell of, you know, freshly waxed butthole or something.
You know what I mean?
I mean, you like the fact that every shit stall you go into, there's a hole on the side of the wall there.
That's what you like.
That's why you're there.
All right?
I mean, there's no reason to stay in San Francisco any longer unless you're literally squirrel fisting or chewing idiots up the poop or something of that nature.
That's all I'm saying.
That's all I'm saying.
Anyway, 478, radio graffiti.
Oh, my God.
We partying so hard, baby.
We've been partying for 24 hours straight up in the hood.
What the hell is this?
This better not be ghetto capitalist, man.
This 213.
Yeah, baby.
It's me.
What are you doing?
You're partying now.
It's first of the month.
That's right, little scumbags like you are getting paid, aren't they?
Scumbags like you are getting paid with your old EBT card.
Am I right, huh?
Oh, yeah, baby.
We, you know, we do it.
We're swiping.
We're swiping up in the 213 ghost.
That's what we're doing.
You're swiping.
Listen to me.
Swiping.
Get him up.
Get this idiot off for Christ.
Hey, I'm swiping.
I'm swiping.
Yeah, you're ass swiping, you stupid, fruity ass bastard.
You're bottom-feeding, you stupid, filthy pieces of crap.
This is what I don't like.
Do you see what I'm saying about the Poe in America?
Huh?
That's a perfect example of the disgusting, pathetic Poe in America sitting here rubbing in the faces of taxpayers.
And yeah, baby, first of the month, baby.
First of the month.
Wake up, wake up, wake up.
It's the first of the month.
Wake up, wake up, wake up.
It's the first of the month.
They're rubbing it in our faces, for Christ's sake.
And I and other capitalists will no longer stay silent.
We will no longer go silently in that good night.
We will sit here and continue to amplify the capitalist ideology.
And we're going to continue to amplify it throughout the world until there's enough capitalists throughout the international community to finally suppress the biggest threat to civility itself and its disgusting, monotonous, mediocre human beings that insist upon threatening civility so they can continue to sustain their monotony.
And I will not sit here and continue to tolerate that.
I don't know about you, but I will not continue to do it.
Jesus Christ.
Area code 215, radio graffiti.
Now, here we go with these goddamn splicers.
I'm telling you, punitive damages are going to be coming out of your ass.
That's all I got to say about it.
778, radio graffiti.
Oh, you sick son of a bitch.
That's it.
That's all.
That's it.
Disgusting.
It's disgusting.
That was disgusting.
These idiots are splicing racial slurs about me for Christ's sake.
That's it.
Get me out of here.
I'm dead.
Give me the mic.
Give me the mic.
That's it.
I'm done.
I'm out of here.
I'm not going to broadcast while you idiot, little stupid radio splicers are out here trying to make me look like some kind of a goddamn grand dragon.
I'm not going to give you the time of day any longer for Christ's sake.
So, if you people want to continue to hear the true capitalist radio broadcast, well, by God, you're going to have to listen to it in the archive because I'm not going to sit here and continue to give you the graciousness and the joy that my voice brings to so many people throughout the international community.
I will refuse to continue to do this broadcast because you people are disgusting, filthy, uncivilized, disgusting waste of human pieces of garbage.
You are a threat to common decency.
You are a threat to civilized society.
And this is why, us as capitalists, we need to look at these examples of disgusting human filth and realize that we can no longer be exploited.
We can no longer be exploited by misdirected empathy because if we continue to be exploited, this is the result.
If you sustain mediocrity, if you sustain complacency, if you sustain laziness, this is the kind of garbage that you're going to get.
What you're hearing calling up to this broadcast, that's what you're going to get.
And I know there's a lot of liberal longhairs who want to sit over here and say, oh, if that's not true, ghosts, you're lying.
That's just an isolated incident.
You're lying.
You're lying.
I'm telling the goddamn truth, you stupid, sorry, smilky-looking pieces of nipple clamp-loving butt-plug up the ass looking, wish-you had a clue having pieces of crap.
All right, this is the real America.
These are the real people.
You understand?
And for all you idiot liberals that want to continue to, I don't know, ride through life as if, you know, the only thing that matters is this warp perception of humanity that you continue to shove in everybody's faces.
It's not, you losers.
All right?
It's absolutely not.
Anyway, I think I'm going to get the hell out of here.
There's no reason for me to broadcast anymore on this Baller Friday because all I'm getting, all I'm getting is a bunch of agitators who don't appreciate the broadcast, who don't appreciate the commentary, who sit here and continue to agitate because, oh, look, look what I'm doing.
I'm so cool.
I'm getting my life.
It's so significant.
I'm going to play an audiophile and it's going to be so significant.
It's going to make my anal life so much significant.
Yay!
I'm out of here.
I'm not going to sit over here and take any more of this crap.
All right?
All right, you people, you know, if you're, all you people that are like, no, don't go do this.
I mean, it's these idiots.
It's these morons.
So anyway, I'm out of here.
I may or may not, I don't know, host some kind of a goddamn chat session later on or maybe sometime.
I don't know.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do.
But I tell you what, I'm not going to do.
I'm not going to sit over here and continue to be belittled by these disgusting, despicable wastes of human life.
I'll tell you that right goddamn now.
It ain't going to be me.
All right?
That ain't going to be goddamn me.
So you people can sit here and eat my dick up to your hiccup.
How you like that, you stupid morons, huh?
How do you like that?
Anyway, I'm out of here.
Get me out of here, engineer.
I don't want to sit here and I don't want to do it.
Get me.
Get me out of here.
I don't want to deal with these assholes anymore.
I'm sick of it.
Get me out of here.
Get me out.
I mean, these people make me sick, man.
They make me sick.
Baller Friday Engineer Exit 00:02:21
I mean, this is supposed to be Baller Friday.
You know, it's supposed to be Baller Friday.
It's supposed to be Baller Goddamn Friday, for Christ's sake, and look at him.
Look at him.
Jesus Christ.
Ah, man.
I mean, they're laughing for Christ's sake.
They're laughing here.
It's supposed to be Baller Friday.
You know, it's supposed to be Baller Goddamn Friday.
Power.
And I'll tell you this.
You assholes aren't going to have old ghosts to kick around any longer.
Give me the mic.
Give me the mic for Christ's sake.
Get me out of here, Engineer.
I don't want to sit here and broadcast.
I've only got about eight, ten minutes left for Christ's sake.
Get me out of here.
I don't want to talk to these pieces of crap.
But God's dangerous saying ah!
I don't care how many people are listening.
I don't care how many people are out there.
Hey, if they want to get to me, they can get at me at my Twitter account, alright?
Ghost politics.
All right?
If they want to get at me, they can join www.capitalistarmy.com.
I'm not going to sit here and have these idiots sit here and make a mockery of me anymore.
Get me out of here, engineer.
Get out!
Get me out!
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