True Capitalist Radio - August 29th, 2011 True Capitalist Radio Hosted By Ghost EP 142
Aired: 2011-08-29
Duration: 02:52:51


=== Conviction in Steel and Markets (06:55) ===

[00:00:01]  That isn't just the sound of the 2016 Mercedes-Benz C-Class high-strength steel and aluminum frame being formed.
[00:00:09]  It's the sound of conviction.
[00:00:11]  Conviction that created a lighter, quicker, and more efficient C-Class, whose beautiful form commands attention, while its more powerful, fuel-efficient engine demands to be driven.
[00:00:22]  This is what conviction sounds like.
[00:00:24]  Now, discover what it feels like in a 2016 Mercedes-Benz C-Class.
[00:00:31]  Love Hope Radio.
[00:00:35]  Here we go.
[00:00:41]  Last door.
[00:00:46]  This is True Capitalist Radio.
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[00:00:50]  I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
[00:00:56]  The badass of business.
[00:00:58]  Give him capitalism or give him death.
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[00:01:01]  Period.
[00:01:02]  Broadcasting from his skylight office studios in beautiful downtown Austin, Texas.
[00:01:06]  You sound fruitier than a box of fruit loops, for Christ's sake.
[00:01:10]  And now, he'll take it from here.
[00:01:12]  your host, the prognosticator of prognosticators, the man they call...
[00:01:17]  Go Me.
[00:01:32]  Did you see the market?
[00:01:35]  What's going on, folks?
[00:01:37]  And thank you for tuning in with me to another edition of True Capitalist Radio.
[00:01:44]  And of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
[00:01:49]  And once again, folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
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[00:02:38]  So that's easy.
[00:02:39]  It's just that easy.
[00:02:40]  Anyway, let's go ahead and get to the crux of the program, folks.
[00:02:43]  And I'm talking about the markets.
[00:02:45]  I mean, I mean, what was I telling everybody back three, four weeks ago when everybody was leaving, when this helter-skelter market started retracting because these damn pussy-whipped investors that we have in today's investment community decided to just run, sell off.
[00:03:02]  They didn't even know where the hell to put their money.
[00:03:05]  Well, by God, did you see the markets today?
[00:03:08]  And let me tell you, I think that we're going to continue this trend.
[00:03:11]  I made this prognostication back in the spring.
[00:03:14]  I'm going to continue with the prognostication.
[00:03:18]  13,500 Dow Jones Industrials by the end of the year.
[00:03:23]  I wouldn't be surprised if we surpassed that.
[00:03:27]  But what did I tell you?
[00:03:28]  You know, three, four weeks ago, I had people emailing me, you know, assholes that are claiming to be, you know, real investors or forecasters or whatever the hell they call themselves.
[00:03:37]  When the Dow hit about, what is it, 10,003, 10,004?
[00:03:42]  They were emailing me up and, you know, sending me tweets saying, you know, I don't think it's very responsible of you being so bullish in this market when it's obvious that we're retracting.
[00:03:53]  And I didn't say anything.
[00:03:55]  I don't, you know, email anybody or anything of that nature.
[00:03:58]  I just say to them, you call yourself forecasters for Christ's sake.
[00:04:05]  That's why I am the prognosticator of prognosticators, and I am glad that every damn episode is time-dated and stamped.
[00:04:15]  Because let me tell you something, I am capitalizing on all the bottom-feeding opportunities that I took part in when everybody was leaving the market.
[00:04:24]  I mean, like I have always said, that's how Warren Buffett made billions, man.
[00:04:28]  When everybody's leaving the market, that's when you should go into the market.
[00:04:32]  All right?
[00:04:33]  And the long-term investor reigns supreme.
[00:04:37]  And let me tell you, I'm going to keep riding these long-term investments that I made about four or five weeks ago when everybody was out riding out.
[00:04:44]  They're like, I'm going away.
[00:04:45]  I don't know where to put my money.
[00:04:47]  You can't even keep your assets and money.
[00:04:50]  You understand?
[00:04:51]  If you keep your assets and money at this point in time, the governments are being so fiscally irresponsible that the money is losing value.
[00:04:59]  I hate to keep reiterating that, but people just don't seem to comprehend that.
[00:05:02]  They're simplistic brains.
[00:05:04]  If you keep your money in the bank, all right, the amount of inflation that is incurring because of the goddamn government and their fiscal irresponsibilities, and I'm not just talking about the United States government, I'm also talking about the Europeans.
[00:05:16]  I'm talking about all these goddamn governments that are out here fiscally irresponsible.
[00:05:20]  They're debasing their currencies.
[00:05:22]  That's why you have such a helter-skelter market in today's investment community.
[00:05:27]  They don't know where to go.
[00:05:28]  But the bottom line is, you've got to go to some of these financial instruments that are traditional to maneuvering certain wealth.
[00:05:37]  And one of those instruments, in my view, is equities, stocks.
[00:05:44]  I mean, why do you think Bill Gates, you know, if the goddamn Dow Jones Industrials tanks, all of a sudden he's lost billions of dollars?
[00:05:53]  That's because you idiots don't get it.
[00:05:56]  And for those that do get it, I don't mean to call you idiots, but groups defined by its majority folks.
[00:06:02]  But that's what people don't get.
[00:06:03]  You don't just have $60 billion in a goddamn bank account.
[00:06:09]  You know, Bill Gates just can't go to the bank and say, yeah, I want to withdraw about $25 billion.
[00:06:15]  That's not how it works.
[00:06:19]  That's not how you maneuver wealth.
[00:06:22]  All of Bill Gates' wealth is scattered amongst a variety of different financial instruments, and some of which include maybe some investment in banks, savings, some of these mutual funds, some other actual investment in the companies, so on and so forth.
[00:06:41]  So in my personal opinion, I think that people need to realize that just because you make money doesn't necessarily mean you're rich.
[00:06:49]  It's easy to make money.
[00:06:50]  Believe me, I'll be the first one to tell you, it is easy to make it.
[00:06:55]  It's hard to keep it.

=== Keeping Wealth Amidst Commodities (10:07) ===

[00:06:57]  All right?
[00:06:58]  And that's what capitalists, and as far as this show is concerned, that's what it was meant to do.
[00:07:02]  It was meant to hope to spark the synapses in those that are making money, helping them keep it.
[00:07:07]  And not only keep it, but grow it, make more money, flip it, baby.
[00:07:11]  You understand what I'm saying?
[00:07:12]  I mean, I'm a capitalist, for Christ's sake.
[00:07:14]  I don't want to just sit here with these losers and breadlines waiting for loaves of bread that are dispensed by the government.
[00:07:20]  Hell no, I want to create my own destiny.
[00:07:22]  I want to define my own level of success.
[00:07:25]  And that's what this beautiful concept of capitalism does for us all.
[00:07:30]  It inspires the best out of creativity, out of innovation.
[00:07:35]  And yet we insist, for some simplistic, internal, lazy reason, embrace these collective ideas that have done nothing but stagnated human progress.
[00:07:49]  If you look at every application, every social application of collective ideology, it has ended in nothing but stagnation.
[00:07:57]  Even Fidel Castro, with his old 80-year-old Cuban cigar-puffing, prostate-infected piece of bearded from the Saeda Maestra Woods-looking piece of garbage, this idiot even admitted that socialism, aka communism, is a failure.
[00:08:18]  So, with that said, I just wanted to rub it in the faces of those collectivists out there that listen to me that always email me, tweeting me, oh, yeah, communism, socialism.
[00:08:28]  Yeah, your own boy Fidel over there just said that it didn't work.
[00:08:31]  All right?
[00:08:32]  It sucks.
[00:08:35]  So, anyway, enough of that communism banter.
[00:08:39]  Let's talk about some capitalism, shall we?
[00:08:41]  Now, once again, I don't mean to toot my own horn here, but beep beep.
[00:08:46]  Once again, the prognosticator or prognosticator strikes again.
[00:08:53]  Hey, let me tell you something right now.
[00:08:55]  All right?
[00:08:55]  Let me tell you something right now.
[00:08:56]  You take a look at the markets right now, all right?
[00:08:59]  Dow Jones Industrials is up today.
[00:09:01]  It closed up on the upside, 254.71 points.
[00:09:05]  That's a percentage increase of 2.26% on the day, closing out the Dow Jones Industrials at 11,539 points and 0.20 if you want to be technical about it.
[00:09:19]  But let me tell you something right now.
[00:09:21]  It is raised considerably.
[00:09:23]  All the gains that were lost four weeks ago have been completely made back.
[00:09:28]  And that's why I told everybody that was sitting here scared.
[00:09:31]  They were emailing me.
[00:09:32]  They're like, what do I do?
[00:09:32]  I don't know.
[00:09:33]  Everybody's selling.
[00:09:34]  I'm looking at my stocks.
[00:09:35]  I don't know what it is.
[00:09:36]  And I was telling people, look, when everybody's leaving, that's when you go in.
[00:09:40]  And if you would have just listened to me, folks, you would have made at least, what, 35% on your goddamn money, baby.
[00:09:51]  I love being a capitalist.
[00:09:52]  I don't know about you folks.
[00:09:53]  Maybe you like waiting in red lines and waiting for Big Brother government to cash in your EBT check and you can go out there and spend it on substandard food.
[00:10:02]  But not me.
[00:10:04]  I like to capitalize, baby.
[00:10:05]  I like to make as much money as I possibly can.
[00:10:07]  I like to be able to parlay any capital that I generate, however I generate it, into another investment opportunity that in turn could make me some more and more capital.
[00:10:17]  You want to know why?
[00:10:18]  Because I've got to have it.
[00:10:23]  Oh, you freaking socialist.
[00:10:24]  Anyway, SP 500 closes up on the upside also.
[00:10:28]  It is up 33.28 points, a percentage increase of 2.83%, closing out the SP at 1,210.08 points, to be exact for the SP.
[00:10:40]  Let's go to the NASDAQ because the NASDAQ was the big winner.
[00:10:43]  And what have I always told you about the NASDAQ?
[00:10:45]  It's such a volatile market.
[00:10:47]  Whenever there's an upside of the equities markets, it's always the marketplace with the biggest percentage gains.
[00:10:54]  But whenever there's a retraction and whenever there's a sell-off, well, man, they're the ones that take it in the balls.
[00:11:00]  They don't take it in the teak.
[00:11:01]  They take it right in the goddamn cojones, for Christ's sake.
[00:11:05]  And that's why I always caution folks that want to play these NASDAQ stocks, although I do play them.
[00:11:12]  I'm not saying I don't.
[00:11:13]  I play them on the short-term basis.
[00:11:15]  And a few that are in the NASDAQ group, a few that are in the long term.
[00:11:20]  But for the most part, it's a very volatile market.
[00:11:22]  It's definitely for short-term investors, definitely for shorters, options traders.
[00:11:28]  It's definitely for these types of riskier and high-risk reward investments.
[00:11:34]  But once again, with that said, look at the NASDAQ.
[00:11:37]  It is up 3.32% on the day, baby.
[00:11:41]  Good God.
[00:11:42]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:11:44]  And we even had negative economic data come out.
[00:11:47]  Moreover, we had Barack Obama today just completely eliminate all his whole old economic team, which is a whole other subject matter that we'll get to later.
[00:11:57]  But, I mean, I don't know what's fueling this, but either way, I'm glad that the investors in the investment community are starting to realize that this is a way oversold market.
[00:12:07]  There's no way, no reason that these equities should be at this price at this point in time.
[00:12:12]  The only reason that they're at this point is because of the pussywhipped sediment that we have going on in the investment community.
[00:12:18]  That's the only reason why.
[00:12:20]  The only reason.
[00:12:22]  Only fuck, excuse me, I almost cursed there.
[00:12:27]  Must have had too much french fries or something.
[00:12:29]  I almost cursed there, but it just pisses me off, man.
[00:12:32]  You understand?
[00:12:33]  I mean, I'm a capitalist.
[00:12:34]  You understand?
[00:12:34]  Capitalists have to have balls.
[00:12:36]  Do you understand?
[00:12:37]  They have to have balls.
[00:12:38]  They have to have the ability to put up their money and invest it and be able to take the risk.
[00:12:43]  You understand?
[00:12:44]  All these collectivists, they don't want to take risk.
[00:12:47]  They want to utilize bureaucratic systems to be able to eliminate risk and just give them supreme authority of whatever bureaucratic little mechanism that they're in charge of.
[00:12:59]  But anyway, let me get to the damn market here.
[00:13:02]  I'm sorry for the folks.
[00:13:03]  I didn't mean to almost slip up there.
[00:13:05]  Anyway, FTSE 100, for some reason, slipped up on the negative.
[00:13:09]  Not much, but still, it was down 1.18 points percentage decrease of 0.02%.
[00:13:16]  That's pretty flat there on the FTSE, closing out the FTSE at 5,129.92 points.
[00:13:23]  Now, let's get to the commodities.
[00:13:25]  Now, you should have seen somewhat of a sell-off in commodities, right?
[00:13:29]  Wrong.
[00:13:31]  With the exception of the metals, of course, that's the only thing that was traditional about today's business.
[00:13:37]  But if you take a look at the majority of other commodities, I mean, most of them were up or flat.
[00:13:43]  You should have seen an extreme sell-off in the majority of these commodities, given the fact that we had these bumps.
[00:13:50]  I mean, what is it?
[00:13:50]  2 plus percent, 3% bumps in the equities.
[00:13:54]  This is why I'm telling you right now, traditional investing is not in its right frame of mind at this point in time.
[00:14:02]  So let's get to the commodities, and then I want to take your calls here.
[00:14:05]  We got Brent Crude.
[00:14:06]  All right, it went up modestly today.
[00:14:08]  It was up 76 points.
[00:14:09]  And Brent Crude, for all you milky liquors that don't know what the hell that is, that's the crude oil that's shipped off to Europe and Asia.
[00:14:17]  So this price reflects whatever they utilize crude oil for, aside from petroleum.
[00:14:24]  They could utilize it for other means out there.
[00:14:27]  This is why this price is so important to those folks.
[00:14:30]  And I want to say what's up to those folks across the world because believe me, I'm not just broadcasting to a bunch of dumbass entitlement EBT collecting Americans here.
[00:14:39]  I'm broadcasted to tens of thousands of people throughout the world.
[00:14:45]  And I want to say what's up to all those folks out there, man.
[00:14:48]  Y'all are cool.
[00:14:49]  Y'all are capitalists.
[00:14:50]  Remember, you can capitalize in any goddamn economy.
[00:14:54]  Now, I don't mean to get off on a tie rate.
[00:14:57]  The only reason that I'm going off on Cuba today is because I was kicking back in my condominium in Austin, Texas, overlooking the city while I was watching television.
[00:15:08]  And me, I like to watch good, informative television.
[00:15:12]  I actually really put my channels a lot on the Wealth Channel.
[00:15:17]  Have y'all ever heard of this network, the Wealth Channel?
[00:15:21]  Well, anyway, the Wealth Channel had this excellent documentary about Cuba and an insight on how basically what was once a budding emerging market until the revolution came in and just made it into a disgusting piece of crumbling collectivist garbage.
[00:15:42]  It went into the whole story about how there was casinos out there.
[00:15:46]  There were big buildings that were being erected out there.
[00:15:49]  I mean, there was foreign investment that were taking control of some of the means out there.
[00:15:53]  I mean, it was actually a pretty good economy.
[00:15:56]  The problem is you had these idiots from the jungle that were manipulated by a bunch of, for a lack of a better term, bureaucrats, because that's what Fidel Castro was.
[00:16:05]  He was just one of these idiot speakers that was able to manipulate a bunch of peasants into going out and risking their lives for some ridiculous secularist concept, even though most of these people are Catholic, which is a contradiction within itself.
[00:16:19]  But anyway, the bottom line is that this documentary went on and went inside the Cuban economy and take a look at who is making the most capitals per se.
[00:16:32]  There's not necessarily anybody making money out there, but there are more important people to the Cuban economy.
[00:16:39]  And one of the most important people are those mechanics.
[00:16:44]  And what I mean by mechanics, remember, folks, we have an embargo that's been going on with them since 1958.
[00:16:52]  So the cars that they have that are cruising the streets of Cuba are nothing more than 1958 and previous cars.
[00:17:00]  So believe it or not, the mechanics have become rock stars in Cuba.

=== Cuban Mechanics and Coffee Stocks (10:53) ===

[00:17:05]  Do you understand?
[00:17:05]  I mean, they're not necessarily getting more money, but what they're doing is they're actually becoming more prominent amongst the collectivist idea.
[00:17:14]  And as a result, you know, get more perks, get more food, get more better housing, so on and so forth.
[00:17:24]  So that's why I'm saying you can capitalize in anything, anything.
[00:17:31]  Anyway, let's go ahead.
[00:17:32]  Let's continue going, shall we?
[00:17:33]  We had Brent Crude, like I said, up 76 cents, a percentage increase of 0.68%, closing out Brent Crude today at $112.12.
[00:17:46]  We got gasoline futures up $9.25.
[00:17:52]  That's a percentage increase of just a little under percent.
[00:17:55]  Heating oil is up 0.69.
[00:17:58]  That's a 69 center there.
[00:18:00]  That's up 0.23%.
[00:18:03]  We've got natural gas took a huge slide.
[00:18:06]  I don't know what the hell is going on with natural gas and its futures.
[00:18:09]  I mean, it has been an unbelievable volatile market in the natural gas.
[00:18:14]  Unbelievable.
[00:18:15]  I mean, just look at the chart on that for at least the past month.
[00:18:18]  You know?
[00:18:19]  Just take a look at that chart for the past month and we'll see what's going on, man.
[00:18:24]  Anyway, we got was it natural gas down seven cents today?
[00:18:30]  That's a percentage decrease of 1.99% on the day for natural gas.
[00:18:36]  Like I said, just take a look at the natural gas.
[00:18:39]  I don't know what's going on with that market, but let me tell you something right now.
[00:18:42]  It is choppy as hell.
[00:18:43]  Just take a look at at least the past couple of months on that chart there.
[00:18:48]  And last but not least, folks, the WTI Sweet Crude Futures, which is the, of course, the oil that's consumed by North America, which is the basis of the petroleum prices that we pay at the pump.
[00:19:00]  It's spiked tremendously today because, of course, a refinery was hit in this Hurricane Irene natural disaster.
[00:19:09]  And unfortunately, folks, we're going to start seeing it reflecting on the gas prices.
[00:19:14]  Did anybody see WTI today?
[00:19:16]  It is up $2.17, a percentage increase of 2.54% on the day.
[00:19:24]  2.54% on the day closing out WTI Sweet Crude at $87.54 per barrel of WTI Sweet Crude.
[00:19:34]  So once again, you know, as much of positivity that we can put on the equities market as we start seeing this WTI sweet crude level start approaching more and more into the $90 range, I think that could once again halt any I don't see much potential growth.
[00:19:51]  I know that Ben Bernanke said that he saw it in that jackhole or Jackson hole speech that he had this past Friday.
[00:20:01]  But in my opinion, I don't see much economic growth.
[00:20:04]  But if there is any, even if it's at a snail's pace, it'll be completely retarded.
[00:20:10]  It'll be completely stagnant by the price of WTI sweet crude.
[00:20:15]  All right.
[00:20:17]  It'll retard any potential small growth that's happening in this damn fragile economy, if you call it that, for Christ's sake.
[00:20:26]  Anyway, let's get to agriculture, shall we?
[00:20:28]  Let's look at the prices.
[00:20:29]  Once again, you're going to see a lot of plus sides on here.
[00:20:32]  We got canola.
[00:20:33]  I mean, did anybody see canola futures?
[00:20:35]  They're up $13.70, a percentage increase of 2.41% on the day.
[00:20:42]  Cocoa, I don't know what's fueling all this.
[00:20:46]  Cocoa is up $60, a percentage increase of 1.95%.
[00:20:51]  We've got coffee.
[00:20:52]  I mean, haven't we been saying coffee has been going up and up and up?
[00:20:56]  I mean, I wonder what the hell's going on here.
[00:20:58]  I mean, I know that there was a hurricane, Irene, but it hit the Bahamas Caribbean area.
[00:21:05]  I mean, the majority of the coffee in South America is intact from what I understand.
[00:21:09]  I don't know if it's because it's back to school and, you know, everybody out there is, you know, sipping the coffee, you know, the teachers, the administrators, and all these bureaucrats out here.
[00:21:19]  I have no idea what's fueling this.
[00:21:21]  But if you take a look back at the chart here, it's been an ever-steady climbing chart.
[00:21:25]  And anybody who's been capitalizing on this coffee increase, because you can, whether or not you're investing in the futures market, capitalize on this coffee market.
[00:21:34]  As a matter of fact, there was a stock today that went up majorly that I saw.
[00:21:40]  I forgot the name of it, but it was coffee-related.
[00:21:43]  I mean, jumped up, I think, about 30% today.
[00:21:46]  30%.
[00:21:47]  Some small old coffee company, and I think it's reflected based upon the futures here.
[00:21:52]  So whoever is playing the coffee market, you know, and you called this particular trend and you made some money here, you know, way to go, man.
[00:22:00]  Keep capitalizing.
[00:22:01]  As a matter of fact, that deserves some cheers.
[00:22:03]  Because like I said, just take a look at a month's chart of the coffee futures completely an uptrend, beautiful uptrend.
[00:22:11]  So cheers to all the folks that are out there that are capitalizing in coffee.
[00:22:15]  Cheers, man.
[00:22:15]  I wish I would have called that, man.
[00:22:16]  I mean, you just got to, I mean, that's the thing about capitalism, man.
[00:22:19]  There's so many opportunities.
[00:22:20]  You just don't know what to do, baby.
[00:22:24]  Anyway, cheers, man.
[00:22:25]  Cheers.
[00:22:29]  That's a little bit of Johnny Walker Blue Label.
[00:22:36]  Yeah.
[00:22:38]  Anyway, cheers to those that made that coffee play.
[00:22:40]  Seriously, man.
[00:22:41]  Anyway, coffee is up $5.25 today.
[00:22:45]  That's a percentage increase today of 1.88% on the goddamn day.
[00:22:50]  I've been saying increases like that for the past at least two weeks, at least week and a half.
[00:22:56]  Whoever made money on that coffee, man, much props.
[00:22:59]  Now, let's get some corn, for Christ's sake.
[00:23:01]  Now, it just doesn't seem like corn's ever going to go down.
[00:23:05]  I've got to get used to the fact that, you know, Ghost, you're just not ever going to find any corn that, you know, costs nine ears of corn for a dollar anymore.
[00:23:15]  You're just not going to be able to find it anymore, man.
[00:23:16]  You're not going to be able to do it.
[00:23:19]  I mean, it just pisses me off because I'm from Texas, all right?
[00:23:22]  I'm from Texas.
[00:23:23]  We've got a lot of agriculture going on out here.
[00:23:26]  And we got a lot of things growing out here.
[00:23:29]  For me to sit here and have to pay either a dollar an ear or two ears of corn for a dollar makes me want to puke.
[00:23:37]  I mean, are you kidding me?
[00:23:39]  I'm from Texas.
[00:23:40]  I'm not out here living in New York City.
[00:23:43]  I'm not out here living in Los Angeles.
[00:23:46]  All right?
[00:23:47]  I'm in Texas, for Christ's sake.
[00:23:49]  And I expect corns to be at least, at least seven ears for a buck.
[00:23:54]  But, you know, according to the futures, and moreover, thanks to our government-subsidized corn ethanol program where we're burning food.
[00:24:03]  That's what we're doing.
[00:24:04]  Instead of, you know, letting those that are corn farmers just take the yields of corn and let it go into human consumption.
[00:24:14]  No, no, no.
[00:24:14]  They're subsidized by the government now to take at least half of that corn crop and give it to some refiner that'll refine it into ethanol so they can have a quote-unquote alternative energy source to petroleum.
[00:24:29]  And we're burning these.
[00:24:31]  I cannot believe it.
[00:24:32]  We're burning food.
[00:24:33]  We are burning food, for Christ's sake.
[00:24:37]  Anyway, corn is up modestly.
[00:24:39]  I just still, you look at the price of it.
[00:24:41]  It's ridiculous.
[00:24:42]  I don't even want to talk about it.
[00:24:43]  I'm sick of it.
[00:24:44]  I'm sick of looking at corn for Christ's sake.
[00:24:46]  I like corn, all right?
[00:24:48]  I like, you know, like I said, you got a mesquite fire or an oak fire or, you know, apple wood.
[00:24:54]  You put some corns.
[00:24:55]  Don't take the husks off, son of a bitches, all right?
[00:24:58]  And you just put it on that damn grill for Christ's sake and let it simmer.
[00:25:01]  And just, oh, Jesus Christ.
[00:25:03]  Unfreaking believable.
[00:25:04]  Unbelievable.
[00:25:05]  Anyway, let's continue going.
[00:25:07]  I'm already getting hungry for Christ's sake.
[00:25:09]  Anyway, cotton is up 60 cents today, a percentage increase of 0.58% on the day for cotton.
[00:25:16]  Once again, I know we saw some dramatic decreases in cotton.
[00:25:19]  I was hoping that we would be able to, you know, see some more males now be able to dress in attire that actually fits them.
[00:25:29]  I don't know.
[00:25:30]  I was always reflecting on some kind of common sense basis on why you have these males wearing these goddamn shirts and pants that are eight times too short and eight times too small for themselves.
[00:25:45]  And these idiots are paying like $150 for a pair of jeans that, I mean, give me a break.
[00:25:51]  I mean, you could see their mangina.
[00:25:54]  I mean, you could see their freaking mangina.
[00:25:56]  They're so freaking tight.
[00:25:58]  You got these goddamn Ed Hardy shirts, Amber Crombie Fitz shirts, or whatever the hell you're amber bitch or whatever they're called.
[00:26:06]  Whatever you call it.
[00:26:06]  I don't know what it is.
[00:26:08]  They have these shirts that are like eight times too small for the goddamn guy that's showing man boobs.
[00:26:15]  I don't want to see this crap.
[00:26:17]  I don't understand.
[00:26:18]  I never, ever thought I'd ever see in my life where we would have actual designers designing male attire to overemphasize the feminine features on a male body.
[00:26:33]  And I never ever thought I'd ever say that there was feminine features on a male body, but they are.
[00:26:39]  I mean, have you seen these fruits now, for Christ's sake?
[00:26:41]  I mean, it's just ridiculous, man.
[00:26:43]  They're trying to get the hourglass shape, for heaven's sake.
[00:26:46]  It's disgusting.
[00:26:47]  I mean, some of these fruits out here, you throw a goddamn wig and some lipstick on these idiots.
[00:26:53]  Half these morons out there in the club would try to pick this crap up for Christ's sake, man.
[00:26:58]  I'm not joking.
[00:27:01]  Jesus, I'm sorry.
[00:27:03]  I'm just saying, man.
[00:27:04]  I'm out here in Austin, Texas.
[00:27:06]  We're pretty liberal, unfortunately, as a city out here.
[00:27:09]  I mean, it's kind of a quasi-liberal conservative type of a situation.
[00:27:13]  Very weird.
[00:27:14]  As a matter of fact, it's the motto of the town.
[00:27:17]  Keep Austin weird.
[00:27:19]  But, man, there are some really, really fruit bowl bastards that walk around this town.
[00:27:24]  All you got to do is just walk up and down.
[00:27:26]  Don't mind it because it's inner city life.
[00:27:29]  I've gotten used to it.
[00:27:30]  I used to live out there in some land.
[00:27:33]  I used to be out, you know, you're one of them old, you know, country boy type of people.
[00:27:38]  But now I'm out here in the inner city out here in Austin, Texas, a great, great city.
[00:27:43]  And I feel safe every time I walk down the street.
[00:27:46]  Now, I know I've been getting some clips of that have been tweeted at me by some people of, I don't know, some homeless idiot hitting some bimbo in the head and danking her purse on 6th Street.

=== Gold Accumulation in Austin Streets (15:05) ===

[00:27:58]  And there's all kinds of isolated incidences.
[00:28:02]  First of all, what are you doing as a small, frail woman, 12, 1 o'clock midnight, walking by yourself, just kind of with your purse, and just kind of walking down the street for Christ's sake?
[00:28:16]  I mean, it's bung central.
[00:28:19]  You should at least be with a bunch of girlfriends or something.
[00:28:23]  You should at least have some, you know, I don't know, what are these Neanderthal jocks that they got going on out here in Austin?
[00:28:29]  Have you seen these guys?
[00:28:31]  I mean, Jesus Christ, out here in Austin, Texas, I don't know what they're feeding these sons of bitches nowadays, but a lot of these football players that play for the University of Texas and these guys are humongous, Nordic, you know, 6'12 specimens for Christ's sake, man.
[00:28:48]  And yet, you know, they got these chicks that are like 5'1.
[00:28:54]  I just, you know, they're just weird connotations, so on and so forth.
[00:28:58]  Anyway, let's continue going.
[00:29:00]  I'm getting off keys.
[00:29:01]  Goddamn cotton, that's why.
[00:29:02]  Anyway, wheat is up $7.
[00:29:05]  Sugar's seeing a minor sell-off.
[00:29:06]  Well, a little bit minor than the sell-off.
[00:29:08]  Pretty good sell-off.
[00:29:09]  It is down 33 cents, a percentage decrease of 1.09%.
[00:29:14]  We got soybean future.
[00:29:15]  I mean, Jesus Christ, look at soybean up $23.50.
[00:29:19]  Is that right, Engineer?
[00:29:20]  Jesus Christ.
[00:29:25]  I can't believe it.
[00:29:26]  Up 1.65% for soybean, for Christ's sake.
[00:29:30]  Looks like people ain't eating meat for Christ's sake, huh?
[00:29:32]  Anyway, that'll be reflected if we see it.
[00:29:34]  Anyway, lumber.
[00:29:35]  Lumber is a modest sell-off today at $1.40.
[00:29:39]  That's down $1.40, a percentage decrease of 0.58% on the day.
[00:29:45]  And let me tell you, it was a volatile market in lumber.
[00:29:48]  I mean, I think that a lot of people thought that the devastation from Irene was going to be more spectacular than it was, but I think that it remains to be seen.
[00:29:59]  I keep my eye on that particular market at this point in time.
[00:30:03]  We've got oat futures down four bucks.
[00:30:06]  It looks like those Quakers, you know, they're not doing too good now.
[00:30:09]  They're down, you know, down 1.03% on the day.
[00:30:14]  Who else we got?
[00:30:15]  We got soybean oil futures.
[00:30:17]  They're up $1.26.
[00:30:19]  That's a percentage increase of 2.20% on the day.
[00:30:22]  I mean, good God.
[00:30:26]  Good God.
[00:30:29]  All right, who else do we got?
[00:30:30]  What do we got going on here?
[00:30:31]  We got, oh, man.
[00:30:33]  Did anybody see the goddamn wool market for Christ's sake?
[00:30:37]  I mean, I guess the bull-nose bulldykes did not come out to the que-smelling session out there at the wool futures today because wool is down $5, a percentage decrease of 0.37%.
[00:30:53]  I mean, good God.
[00:30:55]  And you want to know why this is?
[00:30:56]  Because you got Rosie O'Donnell.
[00:30:58]  You know, she's doing a new show now for Oprah's little stupid network.
[00:31:02]  Have you noticed?
[00:31:03]  Did anybody know about this?
[00:31:05]  Yeah, Rosie O'Donnell.
[00:31:07]  She's going to actually have some kind of quasi-reality show where she's going to take the viewers of the, I don't know, whatever the Oprah network is, whatever network that bimbo owns, all right?
[00:31:19]  She's going to take her into the life of her Bulldyke family.
[00:31:24]  Now, I don't know if you're familiar with her bulldyke family, but Rosie O'Donnell, from what I understand, of course, she keeps her life very private, but I'm just reflecting on the information that is put forth.
[00:31:36]  So, I don't know, maybe I'm wrong, but from what I understand, in my view, this woman is a bulldyke.
[00:31:44]  She was with like monogamy, like she had a monogamous relationship with another woman.
[00:31:50]  They adopted a bunch of kids.
[00:31:52]  I guess the muff that she was diving on just wasn't, I don't know, wasn't sweet enough for her.
[00:31:58]  The juice kind of turned sour.
[00:32:00]  I don't know.
[00:32:01]  I have no idea.
[00:32:02]  Anyway, they split up.
[00:32:04]  All right.
[00:32:05]  They split up, and now she's with somebody else, and I guess that's what we're going to be viewing on the Oprah Network, for Christ's sake.
[00:32:15]  You know what I mean?
[00:32:15]  So that's I don't know.
[00:32:17]  I don't know if y'all want to see a circus sideshow or something, but that's it.
[00:32:21]  You know, I mean, nothing like Rosie O'Donnell exploiting her adopted children for her own financial gain.
[00:32:31]  Anyway, anyway, let's continue going.
[00:32:34]  Where are we?
[00:32:34]  The metals.
[00:32:35]  That's right.
[00:32:36]  The medals.
[00:32:37]  Let's get to the goddamn metals.
[00:32:40]  Now, before I read the medals, folks, I want to let everybody know that we're finally starting to seek some kind of reflection of traditional investing as we see it here in today's business.
[00:32:50]  And if you look at the metals in general, the metals have all went down.
[00:32:55]  With the exception of copper, copper leveled off today flat, no change.
[00:32:59]  But if you take a look at gold, gold was up today, believe it or not, it was up early in the morning.
[00:33:04]  It retracted tremendously once all these investors really started buying into the buyback of today.
[00:33:11]  I mean, it was a big bump in today's equities markets.
[00:33:14]  And you could see it in today's charts of gold.
[00:33:17]  A lot of people were trying to go into that safe haven play.
[00:33:22]  But once everybody started purchasing up these equities, people started selling off of their gold positions and putting it right into the goddamn stock market.
[00:33:31]  And can you blame them?
[00:33:33]  You know what I mean?
[00:33:34]  Can you blame them?
[00:33:35]  Anyway, gold is down modestly today.
[00:33:37]  It is down $6.50, a percentage decrease of 0.36%, closing out today at $1,790.80 per Troy ounce of gold.
[00:33:49]  Now, once again, I still think that we are going to see an increase.
[00:33:53]  I still think that there is time to ride the gold bubble.
[00:33:56]  We're just seeing forces that are attempting to try to keep the price of gold at a given price.
[00:34:03]  Do you understand what I'm saying?
[00:34:04]  I mean, you have to understand why they would want to keep the price of gold down.
[00:34:09]  You have to understand why.
[00:34:11]  Because it reflects the integrity of the monetary system.
[00:34:16]  When people look or when investors look at gold and when they see a high gold price, traditionally it reflects that the monetary system itself is not solvent for them to hold their net worth in this particular currency.
[00:34:32]  So why is the CME group or the Chicago Chicago Mercantile Exchange or the Comx, which are these markets that actually, you know, they trade this crap.
[00:34:43]  They're the exchange that you have to go through to trade gold futures.
[00:34:47]  Well, the reason they're doing this, folks, is because Barack Obama, remember, he's the one that bailed them out.
[00:34:55]  He's the one that gave them the goddamn stimulus package to bill and basically allowed these Wall Street bastards to raid the taxpayer system.
[00:35:05]  That's why they're doing it.
[00:35:07]  You don't think that these people in the White House are telling the CME group and all these idiots in Wall Street, hey, look, we need for you to just kind of, you know, keep the price of gold and the price of silver down because, you know, our little economic stimulus package and our little economic Keynesian policies haven't worked.
[00:35:29]  And we don't want to look like complete schmucks.
[00:35:32]  We don't want to look like complete and utter schmucks.
[00:35:34]  So, you know, we need the price of gold to be lower than it actually is.
[00:35:39]  So could you please, could you please just, I don't know, raise margin requirements, which is one of the most unprecedented things I had ever seen twice in one year.
[00:35:51]  No, no, no.
[00:35:52]  Let me strike that back.
[00:35:53]  Three times.
[00:35:54]  All right, three times.
[00:35:55]  In April, they did it twice in one week.
[00:35:59]  And then last week, they did it again.
[00:36:03]  They did it again.
[00:36:04]  And what, I mean, how does raising margin requirements reflect gold selling off?
[00:36:11]  Well, the people that are invested in gold now have to sell off their positions so they can cover their margins.
[00:36:17]  And if you don't know what margins are, folks, well, I don't know what you're doing sitting here listening to me in the first place.
[00:36:22]  All right?
[00:36:23]  Stupid.
[00:36:26]  It's ridiculous.
[00:36:29]  So in my personal opinion, I know that we're seeing gold right now at about a little under 1,800.
[00:36:36]  But in my personal opinion, I don't care how much the government in cooperation with these, you know, the Chicago Mercantile Exchange or the goddamn Comx, all right, it doesn't matter how much they try to manipulate the markets by raising margin requirements, the price of gold is going to go up.
[00:36:53]  And that's all there is to it.
[00:36:55]  I mean, just take a look at any of these mainstream news media on the television and take a look who's advertising.
[00:37:02]  Take a look who's advertising, man.
[00:37:04]  It's all these gold jerk dicks.
[00:37:06]  You know, like, hey, why don't you call us and we'll buy your gold.
[00:37:09]  We'll sell you gold.
[00:37:10]  We'll sell you gold stocks.
[00:37:12]  We'll sell you gold this.
[00:37:14]  I mean, there's an obvious and accumulation factor happening right before our very eyes.
[00:37:19]  All right.
[00:37:20]  Moreover, our governments are not being fiscally responsible.
[00:37:25]  Do you understand?
[00:37:26]  And they are going to continue to be fiscally irresponsible as a result, debasing our currency.
[00:37:32]  And when currency is debased, by default, gold goes up.
[00:37:38]  So you take all these factors into consideration.
[00:37:41]  I say that gold is still got some ways to go.
[00:37:45]  But it's a short-term investment because remember, it is a bubble.
[00:37:48]  I hate to keep reiterating this, but it is a bubble.
[00:37:52]  And the only way that you're going to be able to capitalize on this is if you somehow invest in it, hold your position, and then cash out right before that bubble bursts.
[00:38:03]  Don't get too greedy because you may get caught holding the bag.
[00:38:06]  Do you understand what I'm saying?
[00:38:07]  But just you want to cash out right before it busts, for Christ's sake.
[00:38:10]  And that's what I'm doing.
[00:38:11]  That's what I'm telling everybody to do right now.
[00:38:13]  I'm telling everybody right now, go out.
[00:38:17]  If you don't know anything about investing, nothing.
[00:38:19]  The least you could do is go to a goddamn pawn shop.
[00:38:22]  And I know that sounds untraditional to most, but hey, tough titty.
[00:38:26]  This is a new third world technocratic economy that we've got going on here in America.
[00:38:32]  Thrift stores are starting to become the new goddamn trend amongst shopping centers out here.
[00:38:36]  All right?
[00:38:37]  Freaking thrift stores.
[00:38:40]  But anyway, go to a goddamn pawn shop.
[00:38:43]  All right.
[00:38:44]  And the reason I say a pawn shop is because they mark up their gold not based upon the market value of the day.
[00:38:50]  They mark up their gold based upon the profit margin that they need to make based upon how much they paid for the damn piece.
[00:38:58]  If they paid so much money for the piece, they want to mark it up so much percent so that they can know how much they're going to get back, so they can get a definite percentage on the return.
[00:39:07]  They don't care about the market value at that given time.
[00:39:11]  Do you understand what I'm saying?
[00:39:13]  And that's why I'm telling you, you know, go to a damn pawn shop and just take, just start, you know, saying, hey, I want that piece, I want that piece.
[00:39:19]  Make sure that they're good gold, too.
[00:39:20]  Don't get that 10 carat crap.
[00:39:22]  All right.
[00:39:23]  Get the best gold you can, 14 to 24.
[00:39:26]  All right.
[00:39:28]  And even 14.
[00:39:29]  You know, be careful with the 14s there, too, because they're starting to lighten up on the gold makeup of the 14 carats.
[00:39:34]  So make sure that you get the good stuff.
[00:39:37]  Hold on to it, baby.
[00:39:38]  You understand?
[00:39:39]  Hold on to it and make sure that when you hold on to it and this bubble goes up to about 2,500, 2,800, go out and sell it.
[00:39:47]  Sell every piece of gold you got when it gets about 2,500, 2,800, possibly 3,000.
[00:39:53]  But remember, once you get to that 2,800 mark, you're in dangerous territory.
[00:39:57]  It's very risky after that $2,800 mark, in my view.
[00:40:00]  It's very risky.
[00:40:01]  So, you know, you sell off, and, man, you make serious, serious capital.
[00:40:06]  And once the bubble bursts, in my opinion, I think the price is going to go back down to about $800, $900 possibly, a troy ounce.
[00:40:14]  I kid you not.
[00:40:15]  That's what I think actual gold is at, or it should be at at this point, even based upon the debased currency situation we've got in our government.
[00:40:23]  But once again, it's a bubble.
[00:40:26]  It's just my two cents.
[00:40:27]  Do what you got to do.
[00:40:28]  Anyway, let's continue going.
[00:40:29]  We got silver down today, modestly.
[00:40:31]  It is down $0.06, a percentage decrease of 0.16%.
[00:40:35]  Closing out silver at $40.93 per troy ounce.
[00:40:41]  $40.93 per troy ounce.
[00:40:43]  I keep an eye on silver, but silver, in my opinion, is just a little bit too volatile to invest in the long term.
[00:40:52]  In my opinion, I think that we're going to see also a bubble in silver.
[00:40:56]  We saw $50 silver.
[00:40:57]  I actually called that mark when it happened this past spring.
[00:41:02]  We saw $50 silver prices, but then the CME group decided to do its thing in April, and everybody had to sell off to cover their margins, and it went from $50 to $30-something dollars in a matter of a day and a half.
[00:41:18]  But in my personal opinion, I still think that there is some money to be made in silver.
[00:41:22]  I still think that we'll see that $50 mark again.
[00:41:25]  We could surpass it.
[00:41:26]  And I think that in my personal view, you could entertain some definite gains here in the short term.
[00:41:33]  And what I mean by the short term, I'd say from here, possibly to next February, or this, you know, February of next year, you could see some major gains if you somehow invest in silver.
[00:41:47]  Silver's really volatile right now.
[00:41:49]  It's not going to get, I mean, you're going to get better percentage as far as your money is concerned, but it's easy to retract, too.
[00:41:57]  You've got to look at that silver chart and make sure that you're ready to deal with the volatility.
[00:42:04]  Anyway, silver, once again, $40.93 per troy ounce.
[00:42:07]  Now, we were talking about livestock earlier as it relates to the soybeans because we saw soybean prices take off.
[00:42:14]  And I made the comment that it looks like nobody's eating meat.
[00:42:17]  I don't know.
[00:42:17]  It looks like nobody's eating cow anymore.
[00:42:19]  Look at the prices of livestock.
[00:42:21]  We've got cattle down 32 cents, a percentage decrease of 0.28%.
[00:42:26]  We've got cattle feeder down 52 cents.
[00:42:29]  That's a percentage decrease of 0.39%.
[00:42:32]  We got Lean Hog.
[00:42:34]  For all you assholes that like to shove a couple of fat hambones down your damn gullets, for Christ's sake, did everybody see ham bones?
[00:42:43]  I mean, good God, it's down 97 cents, a percentage decrease of 1.15% on the day.
[00:42:50]  I mean, good God.
[00:42:53]  I mean, seriously, good Lord, for Christ's sake.
[00:42:57]  And once again, for all you folks that are, you know, wondering, you know, why does everybody, why do we say ham bones?

=== Hurricane Relief and Social Media Rage (16:07) ===

[00:43:04]  I am calling on the people of the world.
[00:43:07]  If you pass by some of these fat, jelly-ass bastards, you know, and I'm not talking about people that are just, you know, they're capitalists.
[00:43:14]  You know, they got the pot bellies.
[00:43:16]  You know, they're eating rich.
[00:43:17]  I'm talking about fat asses that can't see their penis, all right, or can't see their private parts, all right?
[00:43:23]  I'm talking about fat asses that, you know, have to use those freaking hover-rounds to get around the supermarket or the shopping malls.
[00:43:29]  All right?
[00:43:31]  I mean, I'm talking about those assholes when you pass by them.
[00:43:34]  All right?
[00:43:35]  Don't say anything hateful because, like I said, in America today, you could probably be charged with a hate crime.
[00:43:41]  But when you pass these fat, obese, disgusting, sweaty, smelly, beef frank assholes, when you pass by these sons of bitches, just go by them and say, hambone.
[00:43:57]  Fat, greasy ass, hambo.
[00:44:02]  Smelly ass, fat, greasy, hambo.
[00:44:07]  Do that for Christ's sake.
[00:44:08]  And you'll be doing me a favor and the entire global community a favor too.
[00:44:16]  Anyway, that's the markets for your ass.
[00:44:19]  All right?
[00:44:21]  Piece of crap.
[00:44:23]  Anyway, engineer, do we got any shout-outs on Twitter for Christ's sake?
[00:44:26]  We got anything to say?
[00:44:32]  All right.
[00:44:33]  According to Engineer, we got shout-outs on Twitter.
[00:44:36]  And for you folks that don't know, what you have to do is retweet the first tweet on my Twitter account.
[00:44:43]  And the Twitter account is Ghost Politics.
[00:44:46]  All one word, no underscores, Ghost Politics.
[00:44:50]  All right?
[00:44:51]  And for all you idiots that are out here saying, hey, ghost, on your Facebook, I don't have a Facebook.
[00:44:57]  All right?
[00:44:58]  I don't have a Facebook.
[00:45:00]  I never will have a Facebook.
[00:45:02]  The only time I will ever have a Facebook in my life is when Mark Zuckerberg comes out the pocket and pays me.
[00:45:09]  That's when I'll have a goddamn Facebook.
[00:45:12]  Anyway, now that we've got that out of the way, I just want to officially say I have no Facebook.
[00:45:17]  So anybody you're following is some fat-bloated jerk dick that probably has no life and needs some kind of social interaction and is utilizing that as a method.
[00:45:27]  So just don't do it.
[00:45:30]  Anyway, what else do we got?
[00:45:31]  Oh, yeah, let me get to the goddamn shout-outs for Christ's sake.
[00:45:35]  Do we have any shout-outs?
[00:45:36]  Here we go.
[00:45:37]  Let's see.
[00:45:37]  We got Who's Been Farting?
[00:45:41]  What's going on?
[00:45:41]  We got Apple Woves Ghost.
[00:45:44]  Oh, great.
[00:45:46]  We got East Coast LOLs.
[00:45:49]  God damn it, you sick bastard.
[00:45:51]  Come on, man.
[00:45:53]  I mean, do you people have a heart, man?
[00:45:55]  Those people just got hit by a goddamn hurricane, for Christ's sake.
[00:46:01]  I mean, you people that make these accounts, man, I just, do you have a soul for Christ's sake?
[00:46:07]  We got Riley 304.
[00:46:09]  What's going on?
[00:46:11]  We got Ghost LOL Acost.
[00:46:15]  You stupid dumbasses.
[00:46:16]  Shove it up, your ass, all right?
[00:46:20]  Guy has a damn swastika on his freaking dumbass profile.
[00:46:23]  Oh, yeah, barely.
[00:46:25]  It's funny.
[00:46:27]  Shut up.
[00:46:29]  Uncle Poop Tickler.
[00:46:30]  All right.
[00:46:33]  You got Sarakit.
[00:46:34]  All right.
[00:46:36]  Meta Lord 7290.
[00:46:39]  Poop Tickler Junior.
[00:46:41]  Ponies Caused 9-11.
[00:46:43]  Ah, come on.
[00:46:45]  Ponies caused 9-11.
[00:46:47]  I mean, it's, you know, we're we're headed towards the anniversary here.
[00:46:50]  I think it's just a little bit, you know, I mean, it's just, I mean, you guys are sick, man.
[00:46:54]  It's all I'm saying.
[00:46:55]  It's just sick bastards, is what you are.
[00:46:57]  It's all I'm saying.
[00:46:59]  Anyway, we got James 9876-543212.
[00:47:03]  What's up?
[00:47:05]  We got Honky the Bear.
[00:47:06]  We got Martin Montag.
[00:47:09]  We got Death to Texas.
[00:47:10]  Oh, you son of a bitch.
[00:47:11]  You come over here to Texas and say that, you sack of crap.
[00:47:15]  You come over here to Texas and say that, boy.
[00:47:17]  You wouldn't last five minutes sitting there flapping your little fat mealy mouth like that against Texas, boy.
[00:47:23]  I'll tell you that right goddamn now.
[00:47:27]  Talk that garbage behind a goddamn little Twitter account, eh?
[00:47:30]  Son of a bitch.
[00:47:33]  Anyway, get back to the we got Pickle Poop Tickle.
[00:47:37]  We got Poopy King.
[00:47:38]  I mean, listen to these sick names for Christ's sake.
[00:47:42]  We got Slapping My Uterus.
[00:47:44]  Ah, come on.
[00:47:47]  We got Fluttershy is Cut.
[00:47:51]  We got Izzy Vikant.
[00:47:54]  We got Capitalist Chris in the place.
[00:47:56]  What's going on, Capitalist Chris?
[00:47:57]  Who else we got?
[00:47:58]  We got any more there, Engineer?
[00:47:59]  We've got a couple more, according to the Engineer, here.
[00:48:08]  Anyway, let's continue going.
[00:48:09]  We got Warthog 117.
[00:48:12]  What's going on?
[00:48:13]  DJ Thugginass.
[00:48:16]  I'm a parrot.
[00:48:17]  I'm not going to say that, you son of a bitch.
[00:48:20]  Tiger Uppercunt.
[00:48:21]  Oh, come on.
[00:48:23]  I make one reference to Street Fighter, and all of a sudden, you know, Street Friday references are coming out of the woodwork, you know?
[00:48:30]  Jesus Christ.
[00:48:33]  Anyway, what else we got?
[00:48:34]  I'm just going to say a couple of more, and that's it.
[00:48:36]  All right, these people are getting sick.
[00:48:37]  We got British Brian in the place.
[00:48:40]  Taseki is also.
[00:48:42]  I don't know about that.
[00:48:43]  He's a freaking brony.
[00:48:44]  Oh, and speaking of bro, we got Capitalist Brony in the place.
[00:48:47]  There you go.
[00:48:48]  That's enough.
[00:48:48]  That's enough.
[00:48:49]  I mean, I don't want to.
[00:48:50]  No more Twitter shout outs.
[00:48:51]  Let's just get to the program, please, and take your calls.
[00:48:55]  All right, 646-652-4869 is the number to call.
[00:48:59]  I want to say to everybody out there, I hope that you've been capitalizing on the bottom feeding opportunities that I have been overemphasizing on this broadcast.
[00:49:07]  And if you don't believe me, go to the archive right now.
[00:49:10]  Look at all the shows that I have done.
[00:49:12]  They're time-dated and stamped.
[00:49:14]  All right.
[00:49:15]  Ghost Pop, or excuse me, that's not the goddamn name.
[00:49:18]  It's www.blogtalkradio.com slash ghost.
[00:49:24]  Jesus Christ, I almost sounded like a senile driving Miss Daisy for Christ.
[00:49:27]  I was giving you all my Twitter address for Christ's sake.
[00:49:29]  What the hell's going on with this crap?
[00:49:31]  Anyway, www.blogtalkradio.com slash ghost.
[00:49:36]  All right.
[00:49:36]  It has every episode I have ever done on that damn website.
[00:49:41]  You can get it for free.
[00:49:43]  It's there all the time.
[00:49:46]  So anyway, let me continue going.
[00:49:49]  I want to talk a little bit about Hurricane Irene out here because it did do some devastation.
[00:49:53]  We got about 5.5 million people without electricity.
[00:49:58]  And I can see it reflected here in the chat room.
[00:50:01]  You know, we usually have tens of thousands of people in the chat room here.
[00:50:05]  And we can see that it's it's fledgling a little bit.
[00:50:08]  So that 5.5 million people that have been out of power out there on the East Coast, it's reflecting here in the broadcast of the True Capitalist Radio Show.
[00:50:19]  But I want to hear from you.
[00:50:21]  I mean, if you happen to be somebody on the East Coast, let me know if you happen to have seen any kind of damage taking place that you take damage on your private property.
[00:50:32]  I want to hear from you.
[00:50:34]  I want to hear stories from the East Coast.
[00:50:37]  Hurricane Irene stories.
[00:50:39]  And I know there's 5.5 million people out there without power, and I'm sorry.
[00:50:43]  You know, I hope those capitalists out there are taking cover.
[00:50:46]  They're taking care of their property.
[00:50:47]  They're taking care of their family.
[00:50:49]  And hopefully they're not getting looted by a bunch of disgusting, despicable entitlement moochers.
[00:50:56]  So anyway, let's continue going here.
[00:50:59]  Let's take some calls, see if anybody has anything to say about Hurricane Irene here.
[00:51:04]  Let's go to the phone, shall we?
[00:51:06]  We got area code 269.
[00:51:08]  What do you think about Hurricane Irene?
[00:51:11]  I can't decide whether you shouldn't have all died.
[00:51:15]  Oh, you'll probably go to heaven.
[00:51:18]  Man, that's bad.
[00:51:19]  You know, if you're trying out for American Idol via True Capitalist Radio, that was bad, man.
[00:51:25]  That was horrible.
[00:51:26]  That was, you know, somebody should throw a tomato right at this guy's face for Christ's sake.
[00:51:32]  Anyway, 417, what do you think about Irene?
[00:51:35]  Well, Ghost, I'm calling from Newark, New Jersey, and I'd like to talk about my experience with this hurricane.
[00:51:42]  All right, let's hear it, man.
[00:51:44]  Well, this is the first time I've had an experience with a hurricane.
[00:51:49]  And my boyfriend's from the area, and he knew just right what to do.
[00:51:55]  What would y'all do?
[00:51:56]  Did y'all, you know, head for the nearest closet and put your flesh glute in each other's poopers?
[00:52:01]  What would y'all do?
[00:52:02]  Well, we spent an entire weekend and we went through about 12 bottles of baby oil.
[00:52:09]  Ah, Jesus cricket to sick suck.
[00:52:12]  for Christ's sake.
[00:52:14]  The next thing I'm going to hear from this idiot is and then we decided to bleach our assholes because we noticed it looked a little bad from all the turds that we take on a consistent basis because we like Mexican food.
[00:52:26]  So we were bleaching it.
[00:52:27]  Yeah, Jesus Christ.
[00:52:31]  Good Lord.
[00:52:34]  I mean, this is sick, man.
[00:52:35]  But this is America.
[00:52:36]  People always write me, man.
[00:52:38]  They're always saying there's no way these are real calls.
[00:52:41]  You're putting us up, ghost.
[00:52:42]  This is real.
[00:52:45]  This is real.
[00:52:45]  As a matter of fact, give me a drink after that.
[00:52:47]  It's disgusting.
[00:52:49]  Disgusting, for Christ's sake.
[00:52:51]  Jesus Christ, give me a drink.
[00:52:57]  Oh, man, that's some good stuff.
[00:52:58]  Johnny Walker, blue label.
[00:53:00]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:53:01]  What's going on?
[00:53:02]  Anyway, let's take some more calls.
[00:53:03]  That was a sick, disgusting call, folks.
[00:53:05]  I'm sorry.
[00:53:06]  It's a little early in the program to be listening to that type of malarkey.
[00:53:10]  And I wanted to apologize for all the folks that are tuning in that, you know, kind of flabbergasted by the malarkey that was just conducted here.
[00:53:17]  Let's take another call here.
[00:53:18]  We're talking about Irene, the Hurricane Irene that hit the East Coast.
[00:53:21]  I want to hear from you if, you know, I want to hear from you.
[00:53:25]  See what you've got to say about it.
[00:53:26]  You understand what I'm saying?
[00:53:28]  I want to hear from you.
[00:53:28]  646-652-4869.
[00:53:31]  Were you a participant in it?
[00:53:32]  Did you witness it?
[00:53:33]  Did you take the brunt in?
[00:53:35]  I mean, we're taking callers here.
[00:53:37]  253, what's up?
[00:53:39]  You're on the horn.
[00:53:39]  What do you think about Irene?
[00:53:44]  Ah, you stupid soundboard splicing pieces of crap!
[00:53:49]  I'm warning all of you idiots, man.
[00:53:53]  I'm not going to let you.
[00:53:54]  It's too early.
[00:53:55]  I'm sorry, folks.
[00:53:56]  I'm not going to let these idiots get to me.
[00:53:57]  I've been getting a lot of tweets.
[00:53:59]  They keep telling me, look, ghost, don't let these idiots get to you.
[00:54:01]  Don't let these schmucks sit over here and think they're doing something.
[00:54:05]  Don't let them think they're getting to you by playing these stupid little sound clips for Christ's sake.
[00:54:09]  And I'm not.
[00:54:10]  All right?
[00:54:11]  I'm not going to let these morons get to me for Christ's sake.
[00:54:14]  All right?
[00:54:15]  I'm just going to keep drinking.
[00:54:16]  All right, I'm going to keep drinking.
[00:54:17]  I'm not going to be chugging beers.
[00:54:19]  Going to just drink Johnny Walker blue label, drinking style, while these idiots are waiting for their EBT checks and their goddamn food cards and their government entitlement checks while I'm living lavish, baby, sipping on $350 bottles of scotch.
[00:54:35]  Woo!
[00:54:37]  What you got to say about that?
[00:54:39]  Let me go ahead and take a sip of that.
[00:54:40]  Let me see here.
[00:54:41]  Here's a $40 sip for your ass.
[00:54:45]  Oh, yeah.
[00:54:48]  Oh, my God.
[00:54:49]  $40 sip right there.
[00:54:51]  If you don't believe me, you go to your nearest bar and ask for a shot of Johnny Walker blue label.
[00:54:57]  And if it ain't $40, it ain't Johnny Walker blue label, all right?
[00:55:04]  Yeah, I got this one for $350, alright?
[00:55:06]  I don't want to tell you how, but when you're in Austin, Texas, which is like the alcohol epicenter of the world, when you got so many alcoholic bottles exchanging hands amongst people conducting business, you know, you're able to get some discounted stuff.
[00:55:21]  You know what I mean?
[00:55:22]  I mean, hey, I belong to my Chamber of Commerce for Christ's sake.
[00:55:25]  You know what I mean?
[00:55:28]  Woo!
[00:55:28]  I love being a capitalist, baby.
[00:55:30]  I love it.
[00:55:31]  I love it.
[00:55:34]  Anyway, we're supposed to be talking about Hurricane Irene.
[00:55:36]  I don't mean to be taking so much glee while we have half the East Coast out there basically having to deal with the devastation caused by Mother Nature.
[00:55:47]  Once again, Hurricane Irene hitting the East Coast.
[00:55:49]  It's moving to Canadia now.
[00:55:52]  It's moving to Canadia.
[00:55:53]  I want to hear from you.
[00:55:53]  What do you have to say about it?
[00:55:55]  646652-4869.
[00:55:57]  It's number to call.
[00:55:58]  405, you're on the horn.
[00:56:00]  What do you think about Hurricane Irene there?
[00:56:04]  You know.
[00:56:05]  Yeah, what do you think about Hurricane Irene?
[00:56:07]  Yeah, me.
[00:56:08]  Yeah, what do you think about Hurricane Irene, 405?
[00:56:11]  Oh, sorry, I was just seeing there.
[00:56:13]  That's what I think about it.
[00:56:15]  No, I'm feeling good.
[00:56:16]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:56:19]  You know, you don't even have enough brain cells to concoct a full sentence, do you?
[00:56:23]  Huh?
[00:56:24]  You're that stupid.
[00:56:25]  You want me to conduct a full sentence?
[00:56:28]  This is horrible.
[00:56:29]  I hope you're trying to impress a chick.
[00:56:31]  And if you are trying to impress a chick, please don't give this guy any poon.
[00:56:34]  All right, he doesn't deserve it.
[00:56:36]  All right, he better be peeping you better game than the kind of lulls that he's trying to attempt here.
[00:56:41]  All right, that's all I'm saying.
[00:56:43]  Get that idea.
[00:56:44]  Get him off for Christ's sake.
[00:56:45]  Don't, hey, if you're that chick, don't give him none.
[00:56:51]  We got 215.
[00:56:52]  You're on the horn.
[00:56:52]  What do you got to say about Irene?
[00:56:57]  You're playing with your Peter Popper.
[00:56:58]  257, what do you got to say about Irene?
[00:57:01]  I'm baby bunch.
[00:57:02]  I was so scared.
[00:57:03]  Can I play with you, Toolbox?
[00:57:05]  Ah, Jesus Christ, not this internet butt stalker again, God.
[00:57:09]  Damn it.
[00:57:14]  Damn it.
[00:57:17]  I thought we got rid of that guy, man.
[00:57:21]  I thought we were through with that internet buttonstalker.
[00:57:24]  I thought he was done with it.
[00:57:25]  I thought he got tired.
[00:57:28]  Let me have the mic.
[00:57:28]  Give me the mic.
[00:57:29]  Give me the goddamn mic.
[00:57:30]  You know, that asshole, believe it or not, if you look back in the archive, that asshole called every freaking episode for like two and a half years.
[00:57:41]  And geez, let me calm down.
[00:57:42]  I'm sorry.
[00:57:43]  I'm sorry.
[00:57:43]  I'm going to calm down.
[00:57:44]  I'm sorry.
[00:57:45]  Same crap.
[00:57:53]  Same stupid routine.
[00:57:55]  You know, sounding like some Dominican male prostitute, you know, like some fruit bowling heat out there in Port Portry, Kenya or something.
[00:58:04]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:58:05]  You know, it's just, Jesus Christ.
[00:58:11]  Oh, my God.
[00:58:12]  Give me, you know, look, let me have a goddamn drink.
[00:58:15]  Give me a drink for Craig.
[00:58:15]  Give me a damn drink.
[00:58:25]  Hurricane Irene here.
[00:58:26]  I think this is a very serious subject matter.
[00:58:28]  There's 5.5 million people in the East Coast that don't have power.
[00:58:32]  They don't have electricity.
[00:58:33]  They're not able to sit here with us in the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
[00:58:37]  And let me tell you something.
[00:58:38]  We are reflecting the people that don't have power in the East Coast.
[00:58:42]  We're seeing it here in the numbers right here on the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
[00:58:46]  Once again, we usually have tens of thousands of people in the chat room.
[00:58:50]  And unfortunately, it's reflecting on the amount of people that are in here.
[00:58:54]  So it's unfortunate.
[00:58:55]  It's really unfortunate.
[00:58:56]  And I hope that the people that are out there in the East Coast, I hope they get power soon.
[00:59:00]  And I hope they come by the blogtalkradio.com/slash ghost and listen to the archive episode because, you know, this episode's for you, baby.

=== Obama's Economic Team Overhaul (15:39) ===

[00:59:12]  All right, and all the capitalists that are out there.
[00:59:14]  And if you're not a capitalist and you're out there, well, tough titty.
[00:59:16]  How about that?
[00:59:17]  Anyway, let's continue going.
[00:59:19]  Let's take one more caller here, see if anybody has anything to say about Irene.
[00:59:23]  718, what do you say about Irene, man?
[00:59:25]  Ghost is a great person that nobody wants to fucking business, and he's not, and he has an alcoholic.
[00:59:30]  Oh, wait, that's all because he's from the state of Texas.
[00:59:33]  Ghost is rich.
[00:59:36]  You son of a bitch.
[00:59:37]  You're making a Marca Rana song?
[00:59:39]  The Marca Rana, for Christ's sake?
[00:59:42]  The Marquarana?
[00:59:45]  First of all, that song sucks.
[00:59:47]  And that's like, was it 20 years ago, for Christ's sake?
[00:59:53]  You sacks of crap.
[01:00:02]  I know.
[01:00:03]  There's people that just calm down.
[01:00:04]  I know, I know, but goddammit, do you see what I have to put up with on a consistent basis for Breakfast?
[01:00:11]  All I'm trying to do is conduct a freaking show.
[01:00:16]  That's all I'm trying to do is conduct the show to the tens of thousands of capitalists who listen to me for financial analyzation, financial insight that get bombarded by this disgusting.
[01:00:32]  Hold on, I'm just going to calm down.
[01:00:33]  Let me just calm.
[01:00:34]  I'm sorry.
[01:00:34]  I'm sorry.
[01:00:36]  Take some breaths here.
[01:00:49]  All right.
[01:00:49]  That's enough.
[01:00:50]  All right.
[01:00:50]  I'm sorry.
[01:00:51]  All right.
[01:00:51]  I'm going to calm down now.
[01:00:52]  But goddamn, the markerana, man.
[01:00:54]  Give me a freaking break.
[01:00:57]  Anyway, we are in the second hour of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
[01:01:03]  And I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
[01:01:07]  And once again, folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
[01:01:12]  I just wanted to say, once again, this is another episode where I got all these different agitators agitating my show.
[01:01:20]  We're trying to talk about Hurricane Irene.
[01:01:23]  We're trying to get some people's opinions about it.
[01:01:25]  And unfortunately, we just got a bunch of immature jerk nuts that are just sitting here agitating the show, thinking that everything that happened on the East Coast is one big lulz factory when it isn't.
[01:01:38]  And all I'm trying to do is in hopes of, you know, just forget it.
[01:01:44]  Jesus Christ, just forget it.
[01:01:45]  Forget about it, all right?
[01:01:46]  It's unfortunate what happened to the folks out there in Hurricane Irene.
[01:01:51]  It's really more unfortunate that these assholes that are listening into the broadcast here don't have any more compassion for you folks.
[01:01:58]  And, you know, I'm the one that's being called a heartless bastard.
[01:02:01]  I mean, I see the comments on all these YouTube videos and all the tweets that I'm some heartless, soulless bastard.
[01:02:07]  It's you people.
[01:02:08]  It's you people that are heartless.
[01:02:10]  It's you people that are soulless for Christ's sake.
[01:02:13]  It's you people that are racist.
[01:02:15]  You stupid, milky-looking pieces of nipple-clamp-loving butt-plug-upy ass-looking.
[01:02:20]  Wish you had a blow-up gull to sit over there and squeeze your Johnson hammer chicken-eating cornboard crap.
[01:02:30]  All right, let me just calm down here.
[01:02:31]  I'm sorry, folks.
[01:02:32]  I know I'm going off keester.
[01:02:34]  But these sons of bitches are really pissing me off, and that's all I got to say about it.
[01:02:38]  I'm going to move on to another subject matter because obviously these ass clowns don't give two rats' asses about the poor folks on the East Coast.
[01:02:45]  And once again, my thoughts and prayers go out to the capitalists that are out there that have been afflicted by this natural disaster.
[01:02:53]  Anyway, let me move on to the next subject matter.
[01:02:55]  I want to talk about Obama.
[01:02:56]  He has revamped his whole economic team, for Christ's sake.
[01:03:00]  Can you believe that?
[01:03:03]  Goodbye, Austin Goolsby.
[01:03:05]  Goodbye, Christina Romer.
[01:03:07]  And for you folks that don't know who they are, let me tell you, they are the economic advisors to Barack Obama that were the constructors of Stimulus Package 2.
[01:03:18]  They're the assholes that constructed all these ridiculous economic plans and ideas, cash for clunkers, cash for crap.
[01:03:26]  You understand?
[01:03:28]  I'm not joking, man.
[01:03:29]  This is what they did.
[01:03:30]  These are the people.
[01:03:31]  Finally, Obama's like, look, baby, you making me look bad, baby.
[01:03:36]  I got to go get the re-election of 2012 up here, baby.
[01:03:39]  And you make me look bad, baby.
[01:03:41]  Y'all got to go.
[01:03:43]  Y'all got to go, baby.
[01:03:44]  Get the hell out.
[01:03:45]  Get the hell out of the White House.
[01:03:46]  Or should I say, the Black House, baby?
[01:03:51]  And seriously, that's what happened under Barack Obama fired his, well, I don't know.
[01:03:56]  I guess they stepped down, so to speak, but basically, yeah, shit can.
[01:04:00]  And he put in a new economic advisor, Alan Krueger, a Princeton University economist, which, in my personal opinion, is nothing more than another Keynesian economic theorist that's going to attempt to utilize the ridiculous economic mess that Goolsby and Romer put us in, and it's going to somehow manipulate the whole economy through Keynesian theories, and it's going to screw it up even more, more, and more.
[01:04:28]  All right?
[01:04:30]  But either way, I'm going to capitalize.
[01:04:32]  And like I said, I mean, people can sit over here and say, oh, why don't you like Obama?
[01:04:37]  I don't, hey, I like Obama.
[01:04:39]  Are you kidding me?
[01:04:40]  I think he's a great teleprompter reader.
[01:04:42]  All right?
[01:04:43]  And you know what I'm saying?
[01:04:43]  I mean, I think that, you know, he talks well, you know, but let's be honest.
[01:04:48]  I mean, he has separated the gap between rich and poor.
[01:04:52]  Let's just be completely honest.
[01:04:53]  There is no more middle class.
[01:04:55]  The middle class has either been completely absorbed by the poor or those that were in the upper middle class have merged into the lower class of the rich.
[01:05:05]  And that's a fact.
[01:05:06]  And it's been done by the economic policies of Barack Obama and Austin Goolsby and Christina Romer.
[01:05:13]  And anybody who's going to deny it, well, that's because you're probably in that Poe bracket.
[01:05:17]  You used to be a decent middle-class American that worked for your living.
[01:05:21]  You know, you made money, so on and so forth.
[01:05:23]  The economic contraction happened.
[01:05:25]  Now you're part of the Poe demographic of America.
[01:05:28]  And now you're sitting over there bitching at the government, wanting them to give you a free loaf of bread.
[01:05:32]  That's not how it works.
[01:05:33]  It's not how America was built.
[01:05:35]  And let me tell you, Kruger is just going to do the same thing.
[01:05:39]  He's going to do the same damn thing.
[01:05:44]  So anyway, let me take your call.
[01:05:46]  What do you think about this?
[01:05:47]  We got President Obama firing his whole economic team, and I really don't blame him.
[01:05:52]  But what do you think about Kruger up in here?
[01:05:54]  Some Princeton economics professor.
[01:05:57]  Oh, that's great.
[01:05:57]  You know, some Ivy League jerk dick.
[01:06:00]  Let's hear what you have to say about it.
[01:06:01]  832, what do you think about it?
[01:06:04]  You there?
[01:06:04]  Here's the definition of racist.
[01:06:07]  I am not a goddamn racist, you milky liquor, all right?
[01:06:10]  I'm sick and tired of you people putting that out there on the internet and putting YouTube videos about me, putting out slanderous blogs and all this crap.
[01:06:18]  I am not a racist, all right?
[01:06:21]  I'm a melting pot of friendship.
[01:06:23]  And you people need to realize this.
[01:06:25]  You people need to put that through your heads for Christ's sake.
[01:06:28]  I have a whole bunch of friends that happen to be black, all right?
[01:06:33]  I have a whole bunch of friends that happen to be Mexican, for Christ's sake, all right?
[01:06:39]  I'm gonna have a whole bunch of friends that happen to be Oriental, all right, and WAP and Kraut and Camel Jockey.
[01:06:46]  So for you idiots to sit over here and make this goddamn assumption that I'm some kind of a grand dragon racist is a false indictment, and you people need to cease and desist those false, slanderous rumors.
[01:06:58]  And if you don't, I guarantee you, I guarantee goddamn T, you idiots will rule the day that you make slanderous lies against this man right here.
[01:07:10]  I guarantee it.
[01:07:11]  All right?
[01:07:12]  I'm going to get punitive damages out of your ass.
[01:07:19]  I'm not joking.
[01:07:21]  I'm not goddamn joking.
[01:07:24]  Goddamn, my heart's beating like a rabbit.
[01:07:30]  Oh, Jesus Christ, you piece of garbage.
[01:07:35]  Jesus Christ.
[01:07:41]  Because I need a goddamn freak!
[01:07:51]  All right.
[01:07:52]  Here we go, folks.
[01:07:53]  I want to hear what you have to say about President Obama revamping his economic team, for Christ's sake.
[01:07:59]  I'm saying it's more Keynesian economics when we need a little bit more Milton Friedman.
[01:08:05]  That's what we need.
[01:08:05]  No more Keynesian economic theory.
[01:08:08]  We need a little bit more Milton Friedman, you milky liquors.
[01:08:12]  571, you're on the horn.
[01:08:14]  What do you think about Obama?
[01:08:17]  Hello?
[01:08:18]  Yeah, what's up?
[01:08:19]  Hey, so nigga.
[01:08:21]  How are you, my nigga gof?
[01:08:24]  How you little bitch?
[01:08:25]  Oh, man.
[01:08:26]  Jesus Christ.
[01:08:27]  Here we go again.
[01:08:29]  But you know what, 571?
[01:08:30]  Stay right there.
[01:08:31]  You know, stay right there because I think it's about time for everybody's favorite game, and it's guest the minority.
[01:08:39]  That's right, folks.
[01:08:40]  Everybody here has a little bit of ethnic quang in that voice there.
[01:08:45]  And I want you to take your guess and put it on the screen right now.
[01:08:49]  It's everybody's favorite game, folks.
[01:08:51]  It's guest the minority.
[01:08:53]  Anyway, let's go ahead and get back to the call and see if we can guess the ethnic minority makeup of this character.
[01:09:00]  Let's go ahead.
[01:09:00]  Elm, shut off, engineer.
[01:09:03]  Shut off, engineer.
[01:09:04]  God damn it.
[01:09:07]  What the hell's the problem, and just shut the damn thing ash off?
[01:09:12]  Oh, man.
[01:09:13]  God, Jesus Christ.
[01:09:15]  Please.
[01:09:18]  We got a goddamn freeze-up on the damn stupid freezing up on the goddamn switchboard here.
[01:09:43]  What's the point?
[01:09:43]  What's the problem, engineer?
[01:09:49]  Oh, well, I mean, what the hell's the damn?
[01:09:51]  I mean, give me a break, man.
[01:09:53]  We're having a switchboard problem up.
[01:09:55]  Apparently, according to the old engineer here, we're having some kind of a goddamn ridiculous switchboard problem.
[01:10:04]  So anyway, anyway, put your letters or put your guesses on the screen.
[01:10:09]  571, are you there?
[01:10:12]  Yeah.
[01:10:13]  Yeah, okay.
[01:10:13]  What's your favorite food there, son?
[01:10:17]  I'm a motherfucking Mexican.
[01:10:19]  You're a Mexican?
[01:10:21]  Yeah.
[01:10:23]  Yeah, you sound Mexican.
[01:10:27]  So you're proud to be Daniel La Rossa?
[01:10:31]  Not really.
[01:10:32]  Not really.
[01:10:34]  Why don't you like being Daniel LaRosa?
[01:10:37]  Because people like Goofy Bone, this motherfucker right there.
[01:10:41]  Fucking Poofy.
[01:10:41]  Because of Goofy Bone.
[01:10:42]  Man, why is everybody all like Goofy Bone, huh?
[01:10:45]  Mary, it's like Mexican on Mexican crime here.
[01:10:49]  Yep, pretty much.
[01:10:51]  Why?
[01:10:52]  Hey.
[01:10:53]  B. Piece of shit.
[01:10:56]  It even you.
[01:10:58]  Who?
[01:11:00]  Goofy Bone.
[01:11:01]  Goofy Bones, it's you?
[01:11:03]  No, he's a Mexican.
[01:11:05]  I can attest to the fact that Goofy Bone is a Mexican.
[01:11:10]  No, I mean like him religiously.
[01:11:13]  But anyways, Ghost, you know that Goofy Bone doesn't work.
[01:11:18]  He's always on the welfare line.
[01:11:22]  You know that's true.
[01:11:23]  Ghost.
[01:11:24]  How do you know that?
[01:11:24]  Have you seen Goofy Bone out there?
[01:11:26]  Have you seen him out there on the welfare line?
[01:11:30]  He sounds like he gets like $200 every day from welfare.
[01:11:35]  All right, here.
[01:11:36]  Here's a burrito and get the hell out of here.
[01:11:38]  Get this.
[01:11:38]  Get him off for Christ's sake.
[01:11:40]  Give me a break.
[01:11:42]  Mumbling, stumbling, speedy Gonzalez jerk.
[01:11:45]  Give me a break.
[01:11:45]  Give me another caller.
[01:11:46]  I mean, we're supposed to be talking about President Obama revamping his whole economic team for Christ's sake.
[01:11:52]  I don't give a crap about what this idiot has to say about Goofy Bone.
[01:11:55]  269, what do you think about Obama?
[01:11:59]  Is this on?
[01:12:01]  Yeah, it's you.
[01:12:02]  What's up?
[01:12:04]  Hey.
[01:12:06]  Yeah, I was going to ask him.
[01:12:08]  Shut up.
[01:12:08]  You're stumbling, mumbling, little jerk, just like the last idiot.
[01:12:12]  3-4-7, what's up?
[01:12:19]  Shut that crap off, for Christ's sake.
[01:12:22]  Do you understand?
[01:12:22]  Shut it off.
[01:12:25]  I'm telling you, you people are pissing me off.
[01:12:27]  You know that?
[01:12:29]  I mean, you're.
[01:12:32]  Jesus Christ.
[01:12:34]  I'm sitting over here.
[01:12:35]  I'm shooting bursts to you idiots, and you this way you repay me, man.
[01:12:39]  I mean, I. You're making me stumble and mumble for Christ's sake.
[01:12:43]  You're making me stutter because you're pissing me off.
[01:12:50]  Jesus Christ.
[01:12:51]  Who else do we have here?
[01:12:52]  Come on.
[01:12:53]  We're supposed to be talking about Barack Obama and his revamping of his economic team.
[01:12:59]  I think that people should be at least concerned about it.
[01:13:02]  I want to hear what people's opinions are about it instead of a bunch of freaking audio files that somebody else made that somebody else is playing to signify their ridiculous pathetic significance in this realm.
[01:13:14]  Area code 215, you're on the horn.
[01:13:16]  What do you think about Obama?
[01:13:20]  Jesus Christ.
[01:13:22]  Here we go again.
[01:13:22]  God damn it.
[01:13:23]  415.
[01:13:24]  What do you think about Obama?
[01:13:26]  Well, you brought up an interesting point.
[01:13:29]  It's kind of interesting that you say, you know, with his whole team being changed up and everything, that, you know, things are going to change.
[01:13:37]  But really, it's just going to be the same story over and over again.
[01:13:40]  We're going to see our economy getting.
[01:13:42]  Yeah, I just said that, asshole.
[01:13:44]  604, what do you got to say about Obama?
[01:13:51]  Jesus Christ, I don't want to hear you play frogger.
[01:13:53]  714, what do you think about Obama?
[01:13:57]  I think that you're a fat alcoholic brony.
[01:14:01]  Oh, yeah?
[01:14:01]  Oh, yeah.
[01:14:02]  Well, I think that you're some fruity-ass little bastard turd burglar.
[01:14:05]  What do you think about that?
[01:14:07]  I am.
[01:14:07]  It's true.
[01:14:08]  I'm sure you are.
[01:14:09]  I'm sure you're the type of son of a bitch while somebody's trying to pinch a loaf in like a public bathroom.
[01:14:15]  You're the asshole that goes up and tries to take a peek in that little crack in the shit stall there, and you completely rip off somebody's privacy of taking a turd because you're a goddamn turd burglar piece of crap freaking turd burglars, man.

=== Martial Law and Angry Listeners (16:17) ===

[01:14:51]  I'm sick, man.
[01:14:52]  I'm just so sick.
[01:14:54]  This is why I don't even want to do this broadcast any longer.
[01:14:57]  Do you understand what I'm saying?
[01:14:58]  This is why I don't even want to do this goddamn broadcast.
[01:15:01]  It's you.
[01:15:02]  It's you, stupid scumbags, man.
[01:15:07]  The cyber vermin of the world, for Christ's sake.
[01:15:15]  Hey, look at it.
[01:15:16]  Let's give you the mic.
[01:15:18]  Goddamn mic for Christ.
[01:15:19]  Say, these idiots are proud to be turd burglars.
[01:15:22]  Can you believe this?
[01:15:23]  Huh?
[01:15:23]  You have one idiot sitting over here saying, ah, yeah, that's totally true.
[01:15:27]  I'm a turd burglar.
[01:15:28]  They're proud to be turd burglars, for heaven's sake.
[01:15:33]  Jesus Christ.
[01:15:35]  Who else do we got?
[01:15:36]  We got 917.
[01:15:37]  You're on the horn.
[01:15:41]  Yeah, you're just, you know, just playing with your Peter Popper.
[01:15:43]  What else?
[01:15:43]  We got 646 Bryce with these bronies, man.
[01:15:53]  Enough with these bronies already.
[01:15:57]  Enough with these goddamn bronies.
[01:16:05]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[01:16:11]  Let me.
[01:16:12]  I'm just, I don't know what to say.
[01:16:13]  I'm just.
[01:16:15]  I'm jaded.
[01:16:16]  I mean, I'm depressed.
[01:16:24]  I mean, you people just don't understand.
[01:16:27]  I mean, I make a lot of capital.
[01:16:28]  I make a lot of money.
[01:16:29]  I live lavish, you know.
[01:16:30]  I mean, that's the only, that's the only thing you can do amidst this jungle of ignorance.
[01:16:36]  I mean, just a jungle of it.
[01:16:37]  I mean, just walk outside your goddamn door, walk into the supermarkets, walk to the goddamn malls, the sour scowls on people's faces, man, the sour scowls on their faces.
[01:16:51]  And then when you are taking advantage of this great society and you're purchasing great T-bone steaks, prime rib steaks, sirloin steaks, these people are looking at you like you farted on their best suit or some crap because you're capitalizing, you're living lavish, you're living large because you had the initiative to go out there and stake your own claim out there while these dumbasses are sitting here waiting at a breadline.
[01:17:17]  They're waiting for a bowl of soup.
[01:17:19]  And they're saying, if any of you can add some more bladier, shut up.
[01:17:25]  I'm a capitalist.
[01:17:29]  CAPITALISM OR TASIM!
[01:17:38]  That'll be on my goddamn headstone when I die.
[01:17:42]  Do you understand that?
[01:17:44]  Give me capitalism or give me death, you sorry sack of crap.
[01:17:52]  You freaking stupid pieces of crap.
[01:17:54]  You've got me angry.
[01:17:56]  You get me angry, get You get me angry, God damn it.
[01:18:26]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[01:18:30]  I am.
[01:18:36]  I gotta calm down.
[01:18:38]  I'm sorry.
[01:18:42]  Give me a drink, guys.
[01:18:58]  It just pisses me off, man.
[01:19:04]  These people piss me off, man.
[01:19:13]  Jesus Christ.
[01:19:19]  Give me the goddamn.
[01:19:21]  Give me the money.
[01:19:35]  Give me the gun.
[01:20:11]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[01:20:27]  Oh, sh Jesus Christ.
[01:20:35]  What happened to this fucking place?
[01:20:38]  God.
[01:20:45]  Oh, man.
[01:20:49]  That's it, man.
[01:20:50]  You people listen to it.
[01:20:51]  God, Goddammit.
[01:20:54]  Come on, give me the goddamn mic.
[01:20:58]  I hope you people are happy, huh?
[01:21:00]  I hope you people are very happy at the kind of misery that you're making me go through on a consistent basis.
[01:21:07]  I mean, I'm a capitalist and I deserve the respect of Coring that title and I and I don't appreciate all the goddamn glee that you people, All the satisfaction you people are getting by
[01:21:37]  me, angry because you're pissing me off.
[01:21:42]  You're pissing me off!
[01:22:15]  God damn it!
[01:22:16]  Still laughing at me, bitch!
[01:22:20]  Take off the...
[01:22:44]  Oh, geez!
[01:22:49]  Oh, geez!
[01:22:50]  Give me the mic!
[01:22:53]  Goddamn, goddamn naked people are pissing me off!
[01:22:58]  That's it.
[01:22:59]  I'm not gonna let you get to me anymore.
[01:23:07]  That's it.
[01:23:08]  You people have forced me to do this.
[01:23:12]  You people have forced me to implement martial law.
[01:23:17]  I am gonna implement martial law because these troll terrorists are jeopardizing the civility of the goddamn show.
[01:23:25]  They're besmirching the integrity of the show.
[01:23:28]  And I am going to implement radio martial law.
[01:23:32]  So, all you idiots, you better tight your little asses off while you still got the little freedom of speech while you still got it because I am implementing radio martial law.
[01:23:45]  And the only people that are going to be able to read your stupid little hatred and your stupid troll terrorism is me because I am the eye in the sky looking at you.
[01:24:00]  I can read your mind.
[01:24:03]  I am the maker of rules, dealing with food.
[01:24:08]  I can read your mind.
[01:24:13]  All right.
[01:24:15]  I now decree from this point on, I am going to implement radio martial law.
[01:24:22]  And it's not because I want to do this.
[01:24:25]  I don't want to do this.
[01:24:26]  But the troll terrorists are forcing martial law upon us.
[01:24:31]  And I will have to do this.
[01:24:32]  I'm sorry.
[01:24:33]  I don't.
[01:24:33]  I know people are like, oh, yeah, right.
[01:24:36]  I'm telling you this right now.
[01:24:38]  I don't want to do this, but I'm doing this for your own good.
[01:24:42]  I'm doing this for your own good.
[01:24:44]  any further ado, we have implemented martial law.
[01:24:51]  Woo!
[01:24:57]  I have implemented martial law on these people because people are troll terrorists, for Christ's sake.
[01:25:03]  And you can listen to them every goddamn broadcast.
[01:25:11]  I'm going to move on to another subject matter.
[01:25:13]  That's what I'm going to do.
[01:25:14]  I'm going to be, we're going to be under martial law, and I'm going to talk the whole way through.
[01:25:20]  How do you like that?
[01:25:22]  Does that make y'all feel good, huh?
[01:25:23]  You're going to flap your little fat sausages in the fingers.
[01:25:26]  Hey, screw you people.
[01:25:27]  I can still see you chatting, assholes, even though nobody else can.
[01:25:30]  Can see you.
[01:25:36]  Except for me.
[01:25:46]  Martial law for all the people that are in here.
[01:25:50]  And the reason that we had to is because these troll terrorists, these cyber hooligans, these cyber vermin have come in here and run rampant upon our show.
[01:26:01]  And we are not going to let this happen.
[01:26:03]  We are going to continue to pursue capitalist endeavors, and we're not going to let these idiots sidetrack our objective.
[01:26:11]  Give me capitalism or give me death.
[01:26:14]  That's all I have to say to you, sorry scumbags.
[01:26:18]  All right, let me move on to another subject matter.
[01:26:20]  Obviously, you idiots don't care that Barack Obama, that Barack Obama has fired his economic team, or any shit canned Austin Ghoulsby and Christina Romer, all right?
[01:26:33]  Hooked it up with this goddamn Princeton economist, Keynesian asshole, was his Kruger.
[01:26:42]  And it seems like none of you idiots really give two rats' asses about it.
[01:26:45]  So we're going to move on to another subject matter, all right?
[01:26:47]  But once again, this is going to be more of the same.
[01:26:50]  We're not going to see anything changing whatsoever.
[01:26:52]  Do you understand that?
[01:26:55]  All right.
[01:26:56]  All right, let's continue going.
[01:26:57]  Let's talk about something from Texas.
[01:26:59]  Let's talk a little bit about Texas, boy.
[01:27:01]  The greatest state in the universe.
[01:27:03]  Texas.
[01:27:08]  I'm going to talk a little bit about Rick Perry.
[01:27:10]  That's right, the Texas governor, baby.
[01:27:12]  The Texas governor is out there kicking ass and taking names.
[01:27:16]  He's got all the GOPs that want to run for president shaking in their boots.
[01:27:21]  He's got Barack Obama backpedaling.
[01:27:24]  He's got Ben Bernanke cowering under pressure, for Christ's sake.
[01:27:27]  And you want to know why?
[01:27:29]  This is what I've always been saying.
[01:27:30]  If you look back in the archive before Rick Perry was even a thought in the damn election, I was saying that we need a damn Texan in the White House.
[01:27:40]  That's what we need.
[01:27:41]  And by God, once we get a Texan in the White House, we're finally going to start seeing some real change happen.
[01:27:48]  And I'm talking about no more of these countries out here waving their fingers in our faces.
[01:27:53]  Everybody in the international community is going to be shaking in their nards, and there's nothing they can do about it.
[01:27:59]  Do you understand what I'm saying?
[01:28:01]  America's going to be respected amongst the international relations field once again.
[01:28:06]  We're no longer going to be apologists like these disgusting, despicable liberals that have apologized for America for far too long.
[01:28:15]  And I'm telling you, and all you people that were talking garbage about me, all you assholes that were talking garbage about me, all right, I told you.
[01:28:25]  I told you, you idiots ain't going to be laughing when there's a Texan in the White House.
[01:28:30]  And by God, it looks like we may just see a Texan in the White House, boy.
[01:28:38]  How do you like me now, huh?
[01:28:39]  How you like the good old great state of Texas now?
[01:28:42]  That's why you idiots that are sitting here talking garbage about Texas, you need to respect Texas.
[01:28:46]  Do you understand that?
[01:28:47]  We used to be our own country, boy.
[01:28:49]  As a matter of fact, we have a special stipulation in the Constitution.
[01:28:53]  If this goddamn federal government oversteps its boundaries and we feel that we no longer want to participate in the United States, we can just go ahead and just say, we're out of here.
[01:29:03]  Sorry.
[01:29:04]  All right.
[01:29:04]  We're our own country now once again.
[01:29:07]  And it wouldn't be treason.
[01:29:09]  It wouldn't be treason because it's completely legal.
[01:29:12]  It's completely legit based upon the documents.
[01:29:17]  So don't sit over here and give me this malarkey.
[01:29:19]  You people are just pissed off.
[01:29:20]  Anyway, the reason I want to talk about Rick Perry and a Texan in the White House is because Rick Perry has basically stated, and he's got all these old people running, you know, talking garbage, and oh, Rick Perry's able.
[01:29:33]  wants to see seniors dead let me lift martial law in the chat room We had implemented martial law here in the chat room, but I want to hear the responses from the young people because this should affect them.
[01:29:50]  Because they're the ones still paying for Social Security, even though there's no economic opportunity in America today.
[01:29:55]  The only thing that you can do is be a service industry worker.
[01:30:00]  You know, I mean, the best you could probably be is a manager of an Applebee's, for Christ's sake, and you're still paying for Social Security that you are never going to see ever.
[01:30:09]  You're never going to see it.
[01:30:14]  So, once again, I am going to lift.
[01:30:17]  I am going to lift the chat room martial law because we have had many troll terrorists, and we've had a lot of people sitting over here jeopardizing the integrity of the broadcast.
[01:30:31]  So, we had to implement chat martial law, folks, but I am going to lift it.
[01:30:34]  But let me tell you something.
[01:30:35]  You idiots, continue.
[01:30:37]  You idiots, continue with the type of malarkey that you're giving me.
[01:30:41]  Well, by God, I am going to implement chat, the radio martial law once again, and don't think I won't.
[01:30:51]  Don't think I won't, boy.
[01:30:54]  All right, I now decree we will lift temporarily with tentative exclusive oversight.
[01:31:04]  We are going to lift martial law right now.
[01:31:07]  Go ahead, lift martial law.

=== Challenging the Social Security Ponzi Scheme (15:10) ===

[01:31:08]  There it is.
[01:31:10]  There it is.
[01:31:14]  All right, we have now lifted martial law, and I hope everybody's happy about it.
[01:31:20]  Jesus Christ, man.
[01:31:22]  Jesus, I'm sweating here, man.
[01:31:24]  It's 68 degrees here in my office, and I'm sweating for Christ's sake.
[01:31:29]  I'm sweating bullets for Christ's sake.
[01:31:31]  You people are pissing me off.
[01:31:32]  You got my blood boiling for Christ's sake.
[01:31:36]  Jesus Christ.
[01:31:37]  And if you think I'm joking, yes, oh my God, I'm just sick.
[01:31:43]  That's what I own.
[01:31:44]  I'm sick of this crap.
[01:31:47]  Oh, man, it's just horrible.
[01:31:50]  I'm sweating for Christ's sake, man.
[01:31:52]  I'm sweating up a storm here.
[01:31:58]  Oh, Jesus Christ, it's so hot.
[01:32:01]  Oh, my God.
[01:32:01]  I'm sweating for Christ's sake.
[01:32:03]  Anyway, the reason that I am bringing up Rick Perry is because Rick Perry said today that Social Security, oh, Jesus Christ, I'm sorry, folks.
[01:32:15]  I'm sweating like a goddamn racehorse here.
[01:32:17]  I'm sorry.
[01:32:18]  No, Jesus Christ.
[01:32:19]  I want to tell you right now: the bottom line is, is Rick Perry saying that Social Security is nothing more than a Ponzi scheme.
[01:32:29]  And he's absolutely right.
[01:32:31]  All right?
[01:32:32]  He's absolutely right.
[01:32:33]  It's nothing more than a Ponzi scheme.
[01:32:35]  And that's why he's got all these old people saying, oh, no, I don't know what to do.
[01:32:41]  Hey, Rick Perry, he's a bad guy.
[01:32:43]  It's not fam.
[01:32:53]  Freaking break.
[01:32:54]  All right?
[01:32:55]  Give me a freaking break.
[01:32:58]  I mean, you know, these old people have no souls whatsoever, all right?
[01:33:02]  No souls.
[01:33:03]  You know, they just want these young people to continue to pay for this Social Security, even though they force them to go into college.
[01:33:10]  All right?
[01:33:11]  Force them to go into a college when, you know, let's be honest, we've already oversaturated the market with college degrees here in America.
[01:33:18]  Moreover, all the trades that everybody went to college for has all been outsourced.
[01:33:25]  It's all been outsourced.
[01:33:27]  So as a result, these kids are in the game, are in the employment game, already $80,000, $90,000 in college debt before they even play the game.
[01:33:37]  Then when they finally get out and become employed, what happens?
[01:33:41]  They become employed and then they have to pay Social Security, Medicaid, Medicare.
[01:33:46]  They're never going to see it.
[01:33:49]  And let me tell you something.
[01:33:50]  It's about goddamn time we got a Texan that's ain't scared to tell these goddamn milky-looking pieces of old crap, tell them how it is and say, hey, wait a minute, we can't keep this ridiculous Social Security Ponzi scheme going any longer.
[01:34:05]  We can't do it.
[01:34:07]  We can't do it.
[01:34:08]  And the sooner that we take care of it, the better it'll be.
[01:34:11]  You understand that?
[01:34:12]  The better off it'll be.
[01:34:13]  And I want to hear from you.
[01:34:14]  If you're a young person that happens to pay Social Security, I want to hear what you have to say about it for Christ's sake.
[01:34:20]  Because the bottom line is that you're never going to see it in your goddamn life.
[01:34:25]  Never.
[01:34:26]  And we've got Rick Perry here finally kicking ass and taking names and saying, hey, boy, we don't need this Ponzi scheme anymore.
[01:34:33]  And by God, that's exactly what we need.
[01:34:34]  We need somebody who's going to tell these senior citizens, hey, you people have 77% of the wealth today, baby boomers.
[01:34:42]  All right, that's a fact.
[01:34:43]  You have 77% of the wealth.
[01:34:47]  And yet you're still slaving your children so that you can get your Social Security check so that you can pay for your little Cadillac payment every month for Christ.
[01:34:56]  It's ridiculous.
[01:34:57]  All right?
[01:35:00]  So anyway, let me go ahead and take some calls.
[01:35:03]  What do you think about Rick Perry just basically kicking ass and taking names out here?
[01:35:07]  What do you think about this bastard here?
[01:35:10]  Area code 908, you're on the horn.
[01:35:14]  Or 980, excuse me.
[01:35:16]  Oh, hi.
[01:35:17]  Can you hear me?
[01:35:17]  Yeah, what's going on?
[01:35:19]  I think Rick Perry is an excellent candidate for the GOP.
[01:35:22]  I thought it was a fantastic move on his part to end the presidential race.
[01:35:27]  Absolutely.
[01:35:28]  It was a great, just a great opportunity in general for a man of this statesman caliber to go out and run for the presidency.
[01:35:37]  I mean, I have to tell you folks, being a Texan, living here in Austin, Texas, and taking advantage of the prosperity that we have had amidst the economic recession time, all right?
[01:35:49]  The bottom line is, is that Texas in 2008 didn't really feel the economic contraction.
[01:35:55]  Texas has not felt the real estate bubble burst like everybody else.
[01:36:01]  I mean, on the contrary, our real estate prices in Texas have gone up.
[01:36:06]  They've gone higher, for Christ's sake.
[01:36:08]  I mean, business is booming out here.
[01:36:10]  We got jobs galore.
[01:36:12]  I mean, you know, it's brilliant.
[01:36:14]  I love Texas.
[01:36:15]  And we need a governor of a state that has experience in making executive decisions in favor of the private sector so that we can create these types of jobs.
[01:36:29]  All right?
[01:36:31]  We can create these types of jobs.
[01:36:33]  And that's why I'm saying, you know, Rick Perry, it's about time that you kick ass and you take names for Christ's sake.
[01:36:40]  Don't take any crap from any of these milky-looking pieces of nipple clamp-loving butt plug-up the ass-looking stick up the prostate having four-flushing garbage.
[01:36:49]  Don't do it.
[01:36:50]  All right?
[01:36:51]  Social Security is a Ponzi scheme, and the baby boomers should be ashamed of themselves for not only bamboozling the youth to go into going to college, putting themselves in $80,000 in debt for a college degree that's useless, but on top of which leaving them no economic opportunity for them to even support themselves.
[01:37:08]  That's why there's no coincidence that after somebody gets their college degree in college, where do they go?
[01:37:14]  They go to Mommy and Daddy's house.
[01:37:18]  Mommy and Daddy's house.
[01:37:20]  Why?
[01:37:21]  77% of the wealth of America is in their hands.
[01:37:26]  And you young people need to slap yourselves out of this disgusting, glee, American idol fog and realize that it's time for you to start asserting yourself in an intellectual manner.
[01:37:37]  And that's why I'm doing this show in hopes of sparking synapses and those that have intellectual curiosity that understand the substance that I'm conveying on this broadcast.
[01:37:47]  It is time for you to start asserting your authority.
[01:37:50]  It's time for you to start staking your claim.
[01:37:53]  It's time for you to promote the greatest social ideology ever to hit mankind.
[01:37:58]  And by God, I am talking about capitalism.
[01:38:05]  646-652-4869 is the number to call.
[01:38:08]  We're actually getting some reports here that we got about 35 dead right now as far as the latest death toll for Hurricane Irene.
[01:38:17]  Unfortunately, not too many people cared about that particular natural disaster incident that was afflicted by the East Coast.
[01:38:25]  Because you can see by these idiots in the chat room, you can see by the responses out here in the goddamn idiot phone, for Christ's sake.
[01:38:33]  But these people don't care.
[01:38:34]  They think it's a big joke.
[01:38:36]  They think it's real funny, you know?
[01:38:38]  They think it's real funny.
[01:38:40]  Yeah, Jesus Christ.
[01:38:41]  Who else do we got going on?
[01:38:42]  646-652-4869.
[01:38:45]  We're talking about Rick Perry calling Social Security a Ponzi scheme and him having these goddamn senior citizens run for cover.
[01:38:51]  I want to hear what you have to say about it.
[01:38:53]  Area code 405, what's going on?
[01:38:56]  Hey, I want to sing you a song.
[01:38:59]  Well, sing the song.
[01:39:00]  Hurry up.
[01:39:01]  What do you want me to sing?
[01:39:03]  I want you to sing your way out of here.
[01:39:05]  How about that?
[01:39:05]  912, what's up?
[01:39:08]  9-11 was a godsend, you fucking asshole.
[01:39:12]  Oh, you think so?
[01:39:13]  Yeah, bitch.
[01:39:15]  Oh, yeah?
[01:39:16]  Well, you think you're big time, don't you?
[01:39:19]  Yeah, man.
[01:39:20]  Yeah?
[01:39:22]  I'll tell you what, how about if I aired your number right here on the air and some of the 9-11 victims, 912-48?
[01:39:29]  Do you want me to do that?
[01:39:30]  Hey, oh, no, don't drive off!
[01:39:34]  Oh!
[01:39:35]  Oh, he hung up!
[01:39:41]  Let's call him back.
[01:39:43]  Call him back!
[01:39:45]  All right, you want to say 9-11 was a godsend?
[01:39:47]  You wanted to stand up to it, boy?
[01:39:49]  Come on, boy.
[01:39:52]  All right, let's call this son of a bitch back.
[01:39:55]  All right?
[01:39:56]  Call him back.
[01:39:57]  But the person you called has a voicemail box that has not been set up yet.
[01:40:01]  Uh-oh.
[01:40:02]  Goodbye.
[01:40:04]  Uh-oh, he didn't have his voicemail box set up yet, for Christ's sake.
[01:40:07]  I should have pushed, what do you push star and just made my own voicemail there, huh?
[01:40:15]  Oh, man, let's call him by one more time.
[01:40:17]  All right, let's see if we get him.
[01:40:19]  Can we try to get him on the horn here, Engineer, for Christ's sake?
[01:40:22]  Come on.
[01:40:23]  I'm sorry, but the person you called has a voicemail box that's going to look at him.
[01:40:28]  He's going to turn off his phone now.
[01:40:33]  Anyway.
[01:40:39]  Anyway, folks, 646-652-4869.
[01:40:42]  Hold on, hold on, I'm getting another, what the hell is this?
[01:40:47]  Anyway, I'm getting some kind of message from Blog Talk Radio.
[01:40:50]  I don't know what the hell they're talking about.
[01:40:52]  Anyway, let's take some more callers here.
[01:40:53]  646-652-4869.
[01:40:55]  Who else do we have?
[01:40:57]  We got, let's see.
[01:40:59]  We got let's get some Skype callers, all right?
[01:41:02]  Note Party, what's up?
[01:41:03]  You're on the horn.
[01:41:05]  Hi, ghost.
[01:41:06]  Could we go back to Hurricane Irene for a second here?
[01:41:10]  Yeah, go ahead.
[01:41:12]  Are we going to see any prices go up and anything?
[01:41:16]  And I mean, because of this hurricane and all the damage, and are you going to capitalize on it?
[01:41:21]  Well, you know, to be completely honest with you, I've been capitalizing on it.
[01:41:25]  I've been telling people since last Friday that, look, you need to look, spot your positions, figure out what's going to be up.
[01:41:32]  I figured, you know, there was an oil play.
[01:41:34]  If you look back in last Friday's edition of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast, I was telling people that, hey, oil is going to go up.
[01:41:41]  I mean, these refineries are going to get hit.
[01:41:44]  And lo and behold, what happened, huh?
[01:41:48]  Not only that, when everybody was leaving the market, was it four weeks ago?
[01:41:52]  And the Dow Jones Industrials was about $10,300.
[01:41:55]  And the bottom line is, I was telling people to go in there.
[01:41:58]  It's time for you to go in.
[01:41:59]  Jump into that damn market.
[01:42:01]  I mean, capitalize.
[01:42:02]  Bottom feed.
[01:42:04]  And if you'd have been listening, you'd have been up at least 30 or 40 percent on your goddamn money, baby.
[01:42:11]  So, yeah, there's a lot of ways to capitalize.
[01:42:14]  Don't get me wrong.
[01:42:15]  All right, a lot of ways to capitalize, but I don't necessarily want to play wet nurse to folks out there.
[01:42:20]  You know, I just give the analysis, and I hope that individuals can take that analysis and do something with it.
[01:42:27]  You know what I'm saying?
[01:42:28]  Let's take some more callers, shall we?
[01:42:30]  Who else we got?
[01:42:30]  We got Electric Man Bobby.
[01:42:32]  What's up?
[01:42:32]  You're on the horn.
[01:42:33]  This American boot just kicked your ass back to Russia.
[01:42:36]  Go play your pico chess game with the devil.
[01:42:39]  Shut up, you stupid, dumb idiot with your stupid soundboard.
[01:42:43]  Shove it up, your ass.
[01:42:44]  Let's see.
[01:42:45]  We got a Xara Hawks.
[01:42:46]  What's up, man?
[01:42:46]  How are you doing?
[01:42:48]  Hello?
[01:42:49]  Yeah, what's going on, Exara Hawks?
[01:42:51]  Oh, hey, goes.
[01:42:51]  I was actually in the queue for radio graffiti.
[01:42:54]  You know, it takes maybe over an hour.
[01:42:57]  All right, man.
[01:42:57]  Well, just go ahead and keep waiting there.
[01:42:59]  I got you on cue then.
[01:43:00]  520, what's up?
[01:43:02]  Hey, Gristo.
[01:43:03]  Are we still talking about Rick Perry?
[01:43:05]  Yeah, we're talking about Rick Perry.
[01:43:06]  How's it going?
[01:43:09]  I think it's really good, and I really want him to do something about it because it's going to be affecting me soon.
[01:43:15]  Yeah.
[01:43:16]  Well, I think he needs to rectify the economy, you know, to say the least.
[01:43:19]  I mean, our economy, our gums are bleeding, for Christ's sake.
[01:43:23]  I mean, our teeth are falling out.
[01:43:25]  You know what I mean?
[01:43:27]  We got that freaking gum disease where your gums are literally moving away from your teeth.
[01:43:31]  You know, I mean, that's how bad our goddamn economy is.
[01:43:35]  And we need somebody that understands that the private enterprise is where jobs are made.
[01:43:42]  That's where they're created.
[01:43:43]  And, you know, if you're going to create regulation, if you're going to create overtaxation on the sector of the economy that creates jobs, there's no way that you're going to create an economic growth plan based upon any Keynesian economic theory.
[01:44:03]  So, I mean, I don't care who they throw into this White House.
[01:44:06]  I think that what we need is a complete and total change of administration.
[01:44:10]  And minus a change of administration, we're going to continue to see this type of volatile markets.
[01:44:14]  We're going to Helter-Skelter type of situation that we're seeing out here in the marketplace.
[01:44:18]  We're going to continue to see the goddamn investment community act like a bunch of emotional, impulsive jerk dicks.
[01:44:25]  We're going to continue to see this, man, and it's unfortunate.
[01:44:29]  Who else do we got going on?
[01:44:30]  Area code 563, what's up?
[01:44:32]  You're on the horn.
[01:44:34]  Hey, can you and Rick Perry do a song of face?
[01:44:39]  Stupid idiot.
[01:44:40]  Sound like a horrible trans-testicle cross-dresser, for Christ's sake.
[01:44:45]  Who else do we got going on over here?
[01:44:47]  571, you're on the horn.
[01:44:50]  No medicades me to unietero te sagar un susto porciste colerno me yame fricolero pinchy gringo pu tero.
[01:44:58]  Hey, Tut.
[01:45:00]  Hey, Duquez Chingaso, puto.
[01:45:04]  Duquez Chingaso.
[01:45:15]  No, no, yo soy el mero más chingón, bichy puto de mierda.
[01:45:19]  Tu mamá chupla mi huevo con mi chorizo.
[01:45:24]  Tu esposa me mama la verga, güey.
[01:45:27]  Mama la chocho, pendejo.
[01:45:30]  Tu puto, chinga tu madre, me la pelas, cabrón.
[01:45:35]  Uh, mi, uh, mi, mi, uh, Mexican, ¿verdad?
[01:45:40]  That's enough.
[01:45:40]  God damn off.
[01:45:41]  I don't want to speak any Mexican for Christ's sake.
[01:45:44]  All right.
[01:45:45]  I don't want to speak any Mexican.
[01:45:48]  And if people are like, oh, my God, how do you know Spanglish, Ghost?
[01:45:51]  How do you know this stuff?
[01:45:52]  Well, don't you people realize that I'm from Texas?
[01:45:57]  And we've got a lot of Mexicans walking around out here in Texas for Christ's sake.
[01:46:01]  All right.
[01:46:01]  And, you know, let's be honest.
[01:46:03]  We got to do business with these folks.
[01:46:05]  You know what I mean?
[01:46:06]  Some of these people don't know how to speak English.
[01:46:09]  So, you know, you got to learn to speak their language to a certain degree so you can jive them out the money that they got in their pocket, you know?

=== Anonymous Masks and Fox News Critique (15:16) ===

[01:46:19]  Anyway, let's see.
[01:46:21]  Who else we got going on?
[01:46:23]  Area code 563.
[01:46:24]  You're on the horn.
[01:46:25]  What's up?
[01:46:26]  Hey, ghosts.
[01:46:27]  What about the threesome with Rick Perry?
[01:46:30]  What we're going to have a threesome with Rick Perry.
[01:46:33]  Want to join?
[01:46:34]  Hey, you fruity bastard.
[01:46:36]  Shut up.
[01:46:37]  619, what's going on, man?
[01:46:40]  Hey, what's up, man?
[01:46:41]  How you doing?
[01:46:42]  Is that piece of shit?
[01:46:43]  Is that piece of shit to secure a fucking goofy bone field knife?
[01:46:47]  I'm still waiting for them.
[01:46:48]  I want to kick their asses.
[01:46:49]  Man, another Mexican hating on Goofy Bone.
[01:46:52]  What's the problem, man?
[01:46:53]  Why are y'all hating on Goofy Bone all of a sudden here?
[01:46:56]  We're going to get rid of that motherfucker.
[01:46:58]  We got to get rid of him right now.
[01:47:00]  Oh, Jesus Christ, man.
[01:47:01]  You got all the Mexicans all over California hunting Goofy Bone.
[01:47:06]  I mean, that's just rowdy, man.
[01:47:08]  I mean, what are you going to do to him when you capture this guy?
[01:47:11]  Oh, my God.
[01:47:13]  What I'm not going to do to him, I'm going to fucking.
[01:47:16]  I can't even imagine.
[01:47:17]  Just wait.
[01:47:18]  Just let me know when he calls in.
[01:47:21]  I want to talk to that piece of shit.
[01:47:23]  You want to talk?
[01:47:24]  Oh, man.
[01:47:24]  I don't even know if he's in jail or if he's here or what.
[01:47:28]  I mean, but stay on the line, 619.
[01:47:30]  All right.
[01:47:30]  Here, let me put some, let me give you a burrito with guac, or what do you call it, guacamole here, gnawing that for a minute, and I'll come back to you if Goofy Bone happens to call up anytime soon.
[01:47:43]  Once again, 646-652-4869 is the number to call here.
[01:47:47]  We're talking about Rick Perry calling Social Security a Ponzi scheme.
[01:47:50]  Let me move on to another subject matter because we're running out of time here.
[01:47:53]  I want to talk a little bit about Dick Cheney, another man who kicks ass and takes names for Christ's sake.
[01:47:57]  Dick Cheney is going to release his memoirs tomorrow.
[01:48:01]  That book goes on sales tomorrow.
[01:48:03]  Apparently, according to the preliminary copies that were given to certain media groups, Cheney, Dick Cheney, actually calls out Condoleezza Rice, calls out Colin Powell.
[01:48:16]  Colin Powell yesterday was on with, I think it was Bob Schieffer yesterday in one of those Sunday morning shows, sitting here saying that he can't believe that Cheney's calling him out.
[01:48:30]  So the only reason that I bring that up is because he's claiming that it's going to be explosive, that people's heads are going to explode out there in Washington.
[01:48:39]  It should be a nice, juicy book for all the political junkies out there.
[01:48:43]  The only reason I'm bringing it up is because I'm considering about buying it or, you know, something.
[01:48:48]  I'm considering acquiring it in some fashion and reading this juicy stuff.
[01:48:54]  You know what I'm saying?
[01:48:55]  I want to know what's in this man's head for Christ's sake.
[01:48:58]  You know what I'm saying?
[01:48:59]  This man here's, you know, for a lack of a better term, probably got the soul of Darth Vader.
[01:49:05]  So it's interesting to hear what kind of memoirs this individual is going to have.
[01:49:12]  It's just interesting.
[01:49:13]  Anyway, if you didn't see Colin Powell literally tongue dancing on Bob Schieffer's show in that Sunday morning episode, you need to see it for Christ's sake.
[01:49:23]  I mean, he was backpedaling.
[01:49:24]  He acted like a betrayed servant, for lack of a better term.
[01:49:30]  Anyway, I don't want to take too much time with Dick Cheney.
[01:49:34]  I do want to say, though, that he is putting out his memoirs.
[01:49:37]  And if you do want to check that out, it's definitely going to be one of those historical documents that is probably going to be quoted from for a long period of time.
[01:49:45]  So once again, Dick Cheney going out there, releasing his memoirs.
[01:49:49]  I'm going to move on to another subject matter.
[01:49:51]  And this subject matter is rather funny.
[01:49:54]  And I want to talk a little bit about Anonymous.
[01:49:57]  That's right, folks.
[01:49:59]  I want to talk a little bit about Anonymous here because I found one of the funniest articles that I have ever read in my entire life, written by the LA Times, or actually the New York Times, excuse me.
[01:50:11]  Written by the New York Times, labeled Mask Protesters Aid Time Warner's Bottom Line.
[01:50:18]  And in this article, it basically interviews the head of Time Warner.
[01:50:25]  And basically, Time Warner is saying, hey, you know, we're capitalizing off of the Guy Fox masks.
[01:50:30]  I mean, because Time Warner owns the rights to Guy Fox.
[01:50:35]  Yeah.
[01:50:36]  So indirectly, while Anonymous is claiming to be against corporate interest and against, you know, corporations and, you know, corporate masters and all this other nonsense, every time they buy an anonymous mask, they're contributing to the $20 billion that Time Warner made last year.
[01:50:58]  $20 billion.
[01:51:00]  Anonymous is actually contributing to that, huh?
[01:51:04]  Hey, can you believe it?
[01:51:07]  I kid you not.
[01:51:08]  In the article, folks, and let me give a quote on this article because it was a pretty good article.
[01:51:12]  Nick Bilton.
[01:51:14]  In the article, it actually goes into when the Guy Fox mask was being used as a symbol of Anonymous.
[01:51:21]  It even quotes, you know, 4chan, for Christ's sake.
[01:51:24]  It quotes some broad.
[01:51:25]  Hold on, let me find the name of that particular woman that here it is.
[01:51:31]  Here it is.
[01:51:34]  It is.
[01:51:36]  They quoted the 4chan from 20, it appeared in 2006.
[01:51:40]  It did not take on its new life until much later.
[01:51:44]  That occurrence after members of online message board group known as 4chan showed a crudely drawn stick figure known as Epic Fail Guy peering into trash can and reappearing wearing the mask.
[01:51:57]  Then in 2008, Anonymous embraced it, explained Gabriella Coleman, an assistant professor at New York University's Department of Media, Culture, and Communication.
[01:52:08]  I mean, can you believe this?
[01:52:09]  They're actually studying 4chan at New York University, for Christ's sake.
[01:52:16]  They're actually studying 4chan for Christ's sake.
[01:52:19]  I'm not joking.
[01:52:20]  This is a New York Times article.
[01:52:21]  Let me go ahead.
[01:52:22]  Do I have it here?
[01:52:22]  Let me see if I copied it on the clipboard.
[01:52:25]  No, I didn't.
[01:52:25]  Let me copy it now.
[01:52:27]  You got to check this out.
[01:52:28]  This is not a joke.
[01:52:30]  But anyway, I just wanted to say that not only is 4chan being taught at NYU, I believe that's NYU, right?
[01:52:38]  Yeah, NYU.
[01:52:42]  Guy Fox masks are the best-selling masks in history.
[01:52:47]  And they're making millions for Time Warner.
[01:52:52]  And meanwhile, you've got Anonymous who's claiming that, well, we're against corporations and we're against the evil corporations with governments and so on and so forth.
[01:53:04]  These people are generating mass amounts of capital on the Guy Fox mask hysteria.
[01:53:10]  They own the rights for Guy Fox masks, man.
[01:53:13]  I mean, every time you buy one, every time you see one, you put money in your corporate masters.
[01:53:19]  You know?
[01:53:22]  Can you believe that crap?
[01:53:24]  And let me tell you, Gabrielle Coleman, this assistant professor at NYU Department of Media and Culture Communication Studies, I want to know if she's keeping up to date with a true capitalist radio broadcast, huh?
[01:53:37]  I want to know if she's doing a little bit of that.
[01:53:39]  I wonder if these idiots, I mean, what are they doing their jobs for Christ's sake, all right?
[01:53:42]  I mean, I mean, this is digital culture right here.
[01:53:46]  If this isn't digital culture, I don't know what is.
[01:53:48]  So you know what I'm going to do?
[01:53:49]  I'm going to make my contribution to digital culture.
[01:53:51]  All right?
[01:53:53]  I know that Guy Fox masks are corporate and, you know, Guy Fox is a symbolism for Anonymous.
[01:54:01]  I am going to put out a mask of Ghost himself.
[01:54:06]  I kid you not.
[01:54:08]  And I want to usurp all the anonymous members that are out there disenchanted, not knowing where in the hell Anonymous Direction is going, where the hell they're going to, whether it's Scientology or PlayStation, and then hooking up goddamn GeoHot with a Facebook job for, you know, six figures.
[01:54:31]  I am going to offer my mask.
[01:54:34]  I kid you not.
[01:54:35]  And just be on the lookout for that.
[01:54:37]  I am in negotiations with that right now.
[01:54:41]  And let me tell you something right now.
[01:54:43]  That will be the new anonymous mask.
[01:54:47]  You understand?
[01:54:48]  That will be the new anonymous mask.
[01:54:54]  You hear that?
[01:54:55]  Mark my words right now.
[01:54:57]  All right?
[01:54:58]  I am going to create my own mask, and I want all the anonymous members that actually want direction in what to do, not just do ridiculous, pathetic hacktivism for no freaking reason.
[01:55:10]  For no freaking reason.
[01:55:11]  What's that?
[01:55:12]  Scientology?
[01:55:13]  Who gives a shit about Scientology?
[01:55:16]  I mean, on the contrary, if there is a religious cult that is forcing imbecilic, half-tarded people to separate themselves from regular society, I'm all for it.
[01:55:31]  So, look, I'm going to tell you this right now.
[01:55:35]  You be on the lookout for that, all right?
[01:55:38]  And that money ain't going to go to no goddamn corporation, baby.
[01:55:42]  You know what I'm saying?
[01:55:43]  It ain't going to go to no goddamn corporation.
[01:55:45]  It's going to go to this man right here.
[01:55:47]  And I tell you what, they said that they average 100,000 Guy Fox masks a year.
[01:55:55]  100,000 Guy Fox masks a year, for Christ's sake, all right?
[01:56:00]  And the average mask is about $6.
[01:56:03]  So just take a, just imagine how much that is.
[01:56:06]  Just imagine.
[01:56:09]  So I am going to put my own masks out.
[01:56:13]  And I am, I'm not protecting Scientology.
[01:56:15]  I give a shit about Scientology.
[01:56:17]  I spit on Scientology.
[01:56:18]  What do you think about that?
[01:56:18]  Huh?
[01:56:19]  All you idiots that are like, oh, look, he's protecting Scientology.
[01:56:22]  I take a dirty yellow bubbly piss on Scientology.
[01:56:25]  What do you think about that?
[01:56:27]  I just don't think that it's worth the amount of energy and effort that these idiots in Anonymous are putting forth to it.
[01:56:34]  Who cares?
[01:56:35]  Who cares about these people?
[01:56:36]  People are stupid.
[01:56:37]  They deserve to be exploited.
[01:56:39]  Anybody who joins a cult deserves whatever they get.
[01:56:43]  All right?
[01:56:43]  I'm going to repeat that again.
[01:56:45]  Anybody who joins a cult deserves whatever they get.
[01:56:48]  So, if that means that you have to participate in sexual orgies and get anal probed with weird devices, that's your problem, you stupid moron.
[01:56:57]  That's your fault.
[01:57:00]  But anyway, I am going to put out my own mask.
[01:57:02]  Let me tell you something.
[01:57:03]  If you think Anonymous had so-called purpose, and if you think Anonymous had so-called vision and idealism, you wait.
[01:57:12]  You wait till the ghost masks come out.
[01:57:15]  And they're going to be out right before Halloween, boy.
[01:57:17]  You better believe it.
[01:57:20]  And you wait and see when the capitalists, the ghosts of the capitalists, come around and start activating a place near you.
[01:57:35]  I want to hear from you.
[01:57:36]  646-652-4869.
[01:57:39]  What do you think about Guy Fox Anonymous Masks making money for Time Warner?
[01:57:43]  What do you think about it?
[01:57:44]  832, what's up?
[01:57:45]  What do you think about it?
[01:57:48]  Hello, Aw, at my new charts class.
[01:57:52]  I don't really care what you do.
[01:57:54]  315, what's up?
[01:57:55]  What do you think about the Guy Fox masks?
[01:57:57]  Well, see, the thing is, Faggot, you can suck my dick.
[01:58:02]  Well, I'm sure you would love that for Christ's sake.
[01:58:05]  You know, that's the kind of guy that tries to touch your foot in a shit stall, and then when you check him on it, he's like, I'm sorry, dude, just looking for some paper.
[01:58:14]  Yeah, I don't take craps in public places anymore because of this crap.
[01:58:18]  I'm telling you this right now.
[01:58:20]  If you were in a public arena and had to take a shake pinch a loaf, you know what I'm talking about.
[01:58:25]  These idiots are getting more and more brazen with this, you know, disgusting, you know, under-the-shit stall, you know, jerk-off play.
[01:58:33]  You know what I mean?
[01:58:34]  I mean, it's just disgusting, is what it is.
[01:58:36]  Anyway, I don't want to get into it.
[01:58:37]  Anyway, 717, what's up?
[01:58:39]  You're on the horn.
[01:58:41]  Hey, ghost, what's up, Lauren?
[01:58:42]  Talk about Rick Perry.
[01:58:44]  Go ahead.
[01:58:45]  Well, we did a lot of support from up here.
[01:58:47]  There's actually a support song going around the radio.
[01:58:51]  A support?
[01:59:00]  That's no lulz, Mitch.
[01:59:01]  Straight up.
[01:59:02]  That was stupid.
[01:59:03]  That was it.
[01:59:04]  Can we get some originality, please?
[01:59:06]  Huh?
[01:59:07]  Please?
[01:59:08]  Please?
[01:59:09]  Can we get some originality, please?
[01:59:12]  Good God, man.
[01:59:15]  Anyway, 815, what do you think about the Guy Fox masks?
[01:59:18]  My little pony, my little pony.
[01:59:23]  Shove your sub, shove your pony dolls up your clogged up anal passage, you colon polyp having fruit bowl.
[01:59:30]  Fourth, two, three, you're on the horn.
[01:59:32]  What do you think about the guy fox masks?
[01:59:36]  Thank you.
[01:59:43]  Don't tell me you've made.
[01:59:44]  No, tell me you did that, please.
[01:59:48]  No.
[01:59:49]  No.
[01:59:50]  Don't tell me you did that, for Christ's sake, man.
[01:59:53]  You see, you know, folks, and for all you folks that are unfamiliar, man, I mean, these idiots, they call me up, they play like these satanic songs or whatever they're playing.
[02:00:02]  And, you know, I make this reference all the time that, hey, great, another satanic song.
[02:00:06]  Yeah, Satan is good.
[02:00:08]  Satan is my pal.
[02:00:09]  No, they made a freaking remix of it.
[02:00:12]  And on top of which, all you ass clowns that are making these remixes out there, I'm telling you, I'm making a shit list and I'm checking it twice.
[02:00:19]  All right?
[02:00:20]  Enough!
[02:00:21]  Enough of these goddamn remixes, all right?
[02:00:23]  This show is serious business, for Christ's sake.
[02:00:27]  It doesn't need to be made a jackass out of because you idiots don't agree with the capitalist idealism.
[02:00:37]  Anyway, folks, we are in the third and final hour of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
[02:00:42]  And of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
[02:00:47]  And once again, folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
[02:00:51]  Ah, Jesus Christ.
[02:00:52]  It's been one hell of a Monday.
[02:00:53]  You know, one hell of a carpet muncher Monday.
[02:00:55]  I'll tell you that right, goddamn now.
[02:00:57]  But anyway, before we get into anything else, I'd like for everybody to please retweet the broadcast.
[02:01:03]  All right, go to the social networks, go to the forums, go to the blogs, and spread it around like wildfire and let everybody know that true capitalist radio is in effect and in the house.
[02:01:15]  All right?
[02:01:15]  And moreover, we got all kinds of little buttons underneath the player there.
[02:01:19]  You see those buttons?
[02:01:20]  You got a Facebook like button.
[02:01:21]  You got to retweet this button.
[02:01:24]  You got all these types of little buttons.
[02:01:26]  Use and abuse those buttons, baby.
[02:01:29]  It's just a freaking click, for Christ's sake.
[02:01:32]  It's just a freaking click.

=== Billionaires in China and Japan (04:07) ===

[02:01:36]  Yeah, Jesus Christ.
[02:01:38]  All right, we're already in the third hour, for Christ's sake, man.
[02:01:40]  We're wheeling and dealing.
[02:01:41]  We're going here.
[02:01:42]  Anyway, we're talking about how Guy Fox masks, the sale of the anonymous mask, is helping Time Warner generate its profitability.
[02:01:51]  or not it's their highest grossing mask ever produced in their time warner history and even though these anonymous members are are trying to claim that uh we're against the corporations We're against the corporate masters.
[02:02:06]  Every time they buy a Guy Fox masks, of course, Time Warner owns the rights to Guy Fox.
[02:02:12]  They are making capital.
[02:02:15]  All right.
[02:02:18]  Anyway, let me move on to another subject matter.
[02:02:20]  Japan named a new prime minister again.
[02:02:24]  I think it's like the sixth in five years, I think, something like that.
[02:02:29]  I don't know, but they elected another, or they put another prime minister after the last one stepped down.
[02:02:34]  Yes, sixth in five years.
[02:02:36]  The former finance minister, Yoshikio Noda, gets the job as the prime minister of Japan.
[02:02:44]  And let me tell you, what a horrible situation this man's in.
[02:02:46]  I mean, the last guy completely bumbled the whole disgusting situation that happened after the earthquake and tsunamis, and then the whole radiation exposure scenario.
[02:02:58]  I mean, just completely debacled the whole scenario.
[02:03:01]  I mean, the Japanese were calling for this guy's ouster, and lo and behold, he was out of there.
[02:03:07]  He got the hell out of there.
[02:03:08]  He's no longer in power.
[02:03:10]  Now the Japanese have a new prime minister.
[02:03:14]  The prime minister is Yoshihikio Nodo.
[02:03:23]  I'm sorry if I'm butchering his name.
[02:03:25]  I'm sorry, but I don't speak Japanese very well.
[02:03:29]  Anyway, let me move on because we're running out of time here.
[02:03:33]  A typhoon.
[02:03:34]  It's flooded Taiwan for all the Taiwanese listeners that are out there.
[02:03:39]  All the capitalists, please, bunker down, try to find safe high ground because we have a typhoon that has flooded Taiwan, now headed for China.
[02:03:48]  And I don't know how China is going to deal with this typhoon.
[02:03:51]  I've been looking at the last couple of tragedies that have been afflicted by China.
[02:03:55]  The earthquakes, a couple of building fires that have happened recently.
[02:04:00]  And it seems the people, which, you know, believe it or not, I mean, this is the way they constructed their government, their people are solely dependent upon the government.
[02:04:08]  And like every bureaucracy, whenever the bureaucracy needs to actually implement its job, of course, it always, you know, retards itself.
[02:04:16]  It always stagnates.
[02:04:18]  It always doesn't do what it was intended to do.
[02:04:22]  And you can see the angst in the Chinese people, especially after a couple of those high-rise apartment fires, especially after the earthquakes.
[02:04:33]  I mean, you saw some definite dissension in the Chinese people against the government.
[02:04:38]  And I think that's going to continue going if this typhoon implements dramatic devastation out there in China.
[02:04:45]  You know?
[02:04:47]  Straight up, I think that, you know, it it could cause some dissension in the video.
[02:04:51]  There's already dissension for Christ's sake.
[02:04:52]  There's been dissension.
[02:04:55]  You know, I mean, the Chinese people are a complete contradiction.
[02:04:57]  I mean, not the people, the government, the Chinese government are a complete contradiction, for Christ's sake.
[02:05:02]  I mean, how can you sit here and claim to be communist?
[02:05:05]  How can you claim to be communist when you're participating in capitalism?
[02:05:10]  You know, once again, China has the largest population of billionaires, or second largest, excuse me, they have the second largest population of billionaires.
[02:05:18]  Now, who's a billionaire in China?
[02:05:21]  The communists.
[02:05:22]  You have to be a member of the Communist Party to be a billionaire in China.
[02:05:28]  That's not capitalism.
[02:05:30]  That's not capitalism whatsoever, for Christ's sake.
[02:05:34]  So it's pathetic.
[02:05:37]  It's horrible.
[02:05:40]  And these people are talking garbage.

=== Communism vs Capitalist Respect (03:44) ===

[02:05:43]  Screw all you people that are talking garbage to me in the chat room, right?
[02:05:46]  All you are are flapping fat Dorito Said fingers on the keyboard, your text chat warriors.
[02:05:52]  And if we were in a goddamn barroom, I'd stop your teeth so far down your goddamn throat that you'd be able to chew the last Chipotle burrito you shoved down your hole, you piece of crap.
[02:06:04]  And that's a fact, you morons.
[02:06:07]  I mean, let me take some calls here.
[02:06:08]  What do you think about what's going on here, the typhoon in China that's heading towards China?
[02:06:14]  305, what do you think about it?
[02:06:17]  I'm putting a couple of fingers in my pink taco right now.
[02:06:21]  All right, you stupid audio-splicing pieces of crap.
[02:06:27]  I mean, give me a break for Christ's sake.
[02:06:33]  I mean, give me a goddamn show now, for Christ's sake.
[02:06:44]  I should be ending the show right now because you people are unappreciative pricks.
[02:06:49]  You're pricks.
[02:06:52]  And you're unappreciative.
[02:06:57]  I mean, look at you.
[02:06:58]  You're unappreciative pricks.
[02:07:00]  I mean, they're laughing for Christ's sake.
[02:07:02]  They're breathing.
[02:07:05]  Damn it, man.
[02:07:07]  I wish this was your face.
[02:07:10]  I wish this was your fucking face.
[02:07:14]  I wish this was your face.
[02:07:19]  I wish this was your face, you pieces of crap.
[02:07:26]  How dare you besmirch me, you cyber verban?
[02:07:34]  How dare you besmirch the true capitalist radio broadcast?
[02:07:43]  Goddamn Mike, get ahead, Mike.
[02:07:49]  I'm telling you, you goddamn sons of bitches out there, you're pissing me off.
[02:07:53]  I should just end this show right goddamn now.
[02:07:55]  How about that, huh?
[02:07:55]  How would you like that, you stupid milky liquors?
[02:07:57]  Huh?
[02:07:58]  How about I end this show, and you stupid idiots won't be able to wax your carrots sitting over here trying to get off plating audio files on my damn broadcast.
[02:08:06]  How about that, huh?
[02:08:07]  How about a little bit of that?
[02:08:11]  Stupid milky liquors.
[02:08:14]  Oh, you want me to end?
[02:08:15]  That's it.
[02:08:15]  I'm ending this show.
[02:08:16]  Screw this.
[02:08:16]  Get me out of here, Engineer.
[02:08:17]  I don't need this crap.
[02:08:19]  I don't need this crap.
[02:08:20]  These people are morons.
[02:08:21]  These people are unappreciative pricks.
[02:08:23]  And I don't deserve this.
[02:08:25]  I deserve a certain level of respect.
[02:08:27]  I'm a capitalist, for Christ's sake.
[02:08:29]  I'm not giving any shout-outs.
[02:08:31]  I'm not doing nothing.
[02:08:32]  So shut up your ass, all of you people, all right?
[02:08:35]  I'm getting out of here.
[02:08:36]  I'm into the show.
[02:08:37]  Screw all you people.
[02:08:38]  I'm out of here.
[02:08:39]  Get me out of here, Engineer.
[02:08:40]  Get me out.
[02:08:40]  True Capitalist Radio.
[02:08:42]  The thoughts, views, ideas, comments, and opinions of the host of this show are absolutely his.
[02:08:48]  Catch more live episodes Monday through Friday from 3:30 to 6:30 Central.
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=== True Capital Army and American Hearts (06:18) ===

[02:09:28]  I'd like to see the show.
[02:09:32]  About me.
[02:09:33]  About you.
[02:09:34]  About the way our American hearts beat way down in the bottom of our chests.
[02:09:39]  About that special feeling we get in the cockles of our hearts.
[02:09:43]  Maybe below the cockles.
[02:09:44]  Maybe in the subcockal area.
[02:09:47]  Maybe in the liver.
[02:09:48]  Maybe in the kidneys.
[02:09:50]  Maybe even in the colon.
[02:09:52]  We don't know.
[02:09:56]  I'm just a regular Joe with a regular job.
[02:10:01]  I'm your average white suburbanized woman.
[02:10:05]  I like football and porno and books about war.
[02:10:09]  I got an average house with a nice hardwood floor.
[02:10:13]  My wife and my job.
[02:10:15]  My kids and my car.
[02:10:17]  My feet on my table.
[02:10:20]  And a Cuban cigar.
[02:10:25]  But sometimes that just ain't enough to keep a man like me.
[02:10:29]  It's oh no.
[02:10:31]  No way.
[02:10:32]  Uh-uh.
[02:10:33]  No, I've got to go out and have fun at someone else's expense.
[02:10:38]  Oh, yeah.
[02:10:42]  I drive really slow in the ultra-fast lane while people behind me are going insane.
[02:10:50]  I'm an extra.
[02:10:54]  I'm an exposure.
[02:10:58]  I use public toilets and I piss on the seat.
[02:11:03]  I walk around in the summertime saying, How about this heat?
[02:11:07]  I'm an exposure.
[02:11:11]  I'm an extra.
[02:11:15]  Sometimes I park in handicapped spaces while handicapped people make handicapped spaces.
[02:11:23]  I'm an extra.
[02:11:27]  I'm an excuse.
[02:11:32]  Maybe I shouldn't be singing this song.
[02:11:36]  Prancing and raving and carrying on.
[02:11:40]  Maybe they'll write when they tell me I'm wrong.
[02:11:47]  Now I'm an extra.
[02:11:52]  I'm an extra.
[02:11:57]  You know what I'm gonna do?
[02:11:58]  I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Canillac Eldorado Convertible.
[02:12:02]  Hot pink with a whale skin hop cap and all-leather cow interior and big brown baby seal eyes for headlights.
[02:12:09]  Yeah!
[02:12:10]  And I'm gonna drive around in that baby at 115 miles per hour, getting one mile per gallon, sucking down quarter-pound of cheap Burtis McDonald's in the old-fashioned non-biodegradable styrofoam containers.
[02:12:19]  And when I'm done sucking down because, you know, I gotta get some more beer first of all, and secondly, we gotta get ready for radio graffiti.
[02:12:27]  So go ahead and throw on a song, engineer.
[02:12:29]  Back single mom with the best of children waiting in line for the welfare check.
[02:12:36]  Hey, I've got a plan.
[02:12:39]  job like a real man.
[02:12:57]  I've only got for guns.
[02:12:59]  I live in the hood.
[02:13:00]  I'm all the fucking gangsters get round easily.
[02:13:04]  I sold every black in the city.
[02:13:08]  Join the true Capital Army to save us from Rolls Fast.
[02:13:15]  He's a melting butter.
[02:13:16]  Friendship, don't you know?
[02:13:21]  If you're a serious dude and you want capital, then buy some stock and drink blue label.
[02:13:27]  It's a slack and goofy phone box is dad.
[02:13:34]  It's cool after day.
[02:13:35]  I hope we get some good cool.
[02:13:37]  Cause most of the coolers are for me, Bam's world.
[02:13:40]  Now ain't that a bitch?
[02:13:42]  I wanted to discuss with you the Green Grid.
[02:13:47]  Join the true Capitolist Army to save us from freaks by setting up the engineer is clearly ain't fine.
[02:13:59]  If you want five seconds, just be cute.
[02:14:03]  The radio beat is what you just do.
[02:14:06]  It's such fun.
[02:14:08]  The goofy phone box is mom.
[02:14:13]  Hip-hop toss standing on the corner.
[02:14:16]  Who will remark anyone at all?
[02:14:19]  Hey, I've got a plan.
[02:14:21]  Go and get a job just like a real man.
[02:14:26]  I mean, this is America.
[02:14:27]  This is America.
[02:14:29]  God damn it.
[02:14:58]  I like that best.
[02:15:13]  I like that.
[02:15:14]  My body rocks a rhythm.
[02:15:16]  You beat my drum hard.
[02:15:17]  I might just kick it, kick it.
[02:15:19]  You wanna lick it, tick it?
[02:15:21]  I love to stick it, pick it.
[02:15:23]  From London to LA.
[02:15:25]  Yeah, that's the ticket, ticket.
[02:15:27]  Come on and kiss it, kill it.
[02:15:29]  I like the Gucci Groupy.
[02:15:31]  I love the dollar bill.
[02:15:33]  I love your pocket rocket.
[02:15:34]  We lift your shock and shock it.
[02:15:36]  I like the way you smile.
[02:15:38]  I might just bite your lips.
[02:15:40]  I see you talking, talking.
[02:15:42]  Your hands are talking something.

=== Handling Typhoons and Communist Garbage (03:30) ===

[02:15:46]  I like that bad.
[02:15:54]  I like that set.
[02:15:58]  I like that.
[02:15:59]  I like your dusty mind.
[02:16:00]  Mine's on it all the time.
[02:16:02]  Oh, let me shake it, shake it.
[02:16:04]  Oh, boiler royalty, shake it.
[02:16:06]  I'm a graffiti girl.
[02:16:08]  I wanna spray a spray.
[02:16:10]  I like to throw the paint.
[02:16:12]  You wanna throw a bait?
[02:16:14]  I'm locking up hip-hop.
[02:16:15]  You lift me up to sight.
[02:16:17]  It's getting drinky, tricky.
[02:16:19]  You're getting sticky, sticky.
[02:16:21]  I like that.
[02:16:21]  I like the eight chat.
[02:16:23]  It takes me waiting.
[02:16:24]  You are listening to Ghost on True Capitalist Radio.
[02:16:28]  True Capitalist Radio.
[02:16:33]  Alright.
[02:16:35]  I came back.
[02:16:36]  All right, I came back.
[02:16:37]  Right, goddammit.
[02:16:39]  You know, I'm just saying, you know, you people are pissing me off here.
[02:16:43]  That's all I'm saying.
[02:16:43]  You're pissing me off.
[02:16:46]  Jesus Christ, you got my goddamn stomach churning for Christ.
[02:16:49]  Anyway, the reason I had to come back is because I completely forgot that we were criticizing China.
[02:16:57]  And, you know, because Blog Talk Radio is allowed to be broadcasted in China, as a result, we have to allow any kind of dissent coming from the Blog Talk Radio Network has to be met by a rebuttal by a representative of the Communist government of China.
[02:17:17]  All right, so without any further ado, I actually have that communist representative on the phone right now.
[02:17:23]  He's going to go ahead and give the rebuttal for some of the criticism that we made against China.
[02:17:30]  So without any further ado, Mr. Fortune Cookie, are you there?
[02:17:46]  Fucker, I did talk to all kinds of garbage about communist government in China.
[02:17:52]  But you motherfucker don't know, ghost.
[02:17:55]  You don't know that our communist government of China knows how to handle a typhoon.
[02:18:01]  We know how to handle typhoons, motherfucker.
[02:18:04]  We're not afraid of mother nature.
[02:18:06]  We don't care about mother nature, motherfucker.
[02:18:09]  We're sick of communists, motherfucker.
[02:18:11]  That's what we are.
[02:18:13]  So for you people out there talking garbage about communist government in China, you sit here wanting to see a communist government in China fail, I stick a chopstick right up your asshole.
[02:18:27]  Motherfucker, huh?
[02:18:30]  All you people talking garbage about communist government in China, I stick an in two knife up your asshole.
[02:18:39]  Motherfucker, huh?
[02:18:43]  And you too, ghosts, we're making a list of all you motherfucker capitalists talking garbage about communist government in China.
[02:18:51]  We're making a list of all you, motherfucker.
[02:18:54]  And we're going to take over America because we own you.
[02:18:57]  We own you, ghost.
[02:18:59]  We own your debt, motherfucker.
[02:19:01]  We make all electronics that you motherfucker sit here and buy on a cassette based.
[02:19:06]  You understand how, motherfucker?
[02:19:08]  We own you, motherfucker.
[02:19:10]  We own you.
[02:19:11]  I own your sister.
[02:19:12]  I own your butter.
[02:19:13]  I own your son.
[02:19:14]  I own your daughter.

=== Syria, Assad, and Mass Desertions (02:39) ===

[02:19:17]  Matter of fact, huh?
[02:19:22]  Oh.
[02:19:24]  Oh, no.
[02:19:24]  My stomach hurt.
[02:19:25]  Oh.
[02:19:28]  Oh, no.
[02:19:30]  Oh, my stomach hurt bad.
[02:19:32]  Oh.
[02:19:38]  Oh.
[02:19:41]  Bad egg roll.
[02:19:43]  Oh, no.
[02:19:49]  Oh, bad egg roll.
[02:19:56]  I have nothing else to say.
[02:19:59]  I am Mr. Fortune Cookie.
[02:20:02]  Thank you very much.
[02:20:06]  All right.
[02:20:07]  Get him off.
[02:20:08]  Get him off, engineer, for Christ's sake.
[02:20:10]  We don't want to hear any more of that crap.
[02:20:14]  Anyway, sorry, folks.
[02:20:15]  Once again, we had to give a representative of the Chinese government a little bit of time here so that they can give a rebuttal on some of the commentary that we were speaking against China.
[02:20:28]  So there you go.
[02:20:31]  Anyway, what else do we got on the agenda here?
[02:20:33]  All right, we talked a little bit about the Chinese typhoon.
[02:20:36]  Oh, yeah, we got mass desertions going on out there in Syria.
[02:20:41]  As you know, we've been trying to cover this Syria situation.
[02:20:45]  The leader of Syria, Bashar al-Assad, is slaughtering his own people and forcing his army to kill his own people just so he can sustain power.
[02:20:54]  He's some totalitarian Baptist dictator that doesn't want to leave.
[02:20:58]  I mean, the people don't want his leadership, but unfortunately, the guy wants to go out and kill everybody that doesn't want it.
[02:21:04]  You know what I'm saying?
[02:21:06]  So, as a result, you are actually having mass defections from the army, you know, because let's put it this way: if you don't obey Bashar al-Assad's orders, all right, if you can't obey Bashar al-Assad's orders, he'll kill your ass, all right?
[02:21:21]  He's going to order somebody else to shoot you.
[02:21:25]  It's just a never-ending story, for Christ's sake.
[02:21:28]  Mass desertions out there in Syria, for Christ's sake, all right?
[02:21:32]  All right, let's continue on because I don't want to talk too much about Syria.
[02:21:35]  We give a lot of time to Syria.
[02:21:37]  Nobody seems to care.
[02:21:38]  The United Nations just barely called it a humanitarian situation when I was calling it a humanitarian situation in February.
[02:21:47]  All right, but no, no, no.
[02:21:48]  The United Nations waited till August to say that, oh, enough people have died for us to call it a humanitarian situation.

=== Al Gore and Humanitarian Situations (14:55) ===

[02:21:56]  It's disgusting.
[02:21:59]  Anyway, let me move on to another subject matter.
[02:22:01]  Did anybody happen to see that disgusting, despicable filth that was called the MTV Video and Music Awards yesterday?
[02:22:09]  Did anybody see that crap?
[02:22:11]  Huh?
[02:22:12]  Did everybody see that disgusting?
[02:22:14]  This is what entertainment is, for Christ's sake.
[02:22:17]  I mean, look at how fruity it's become, for Christ's sake.
[02:22:20]  Did anybody see Lady Gaga come out as some disgusting, you know, half fruity ass male for Christ's sake?
[02:22:28]  Everybody see that?
[02:22:29]  She came out as Joe Calderon or something.
[02:22:33]  She thinks she's Mexican now.
[02:22:35]  Yeah, you know, Joe Calderon.
[02:22:36]  She doesn't only think she's male, she thinks she's Mexican, for Christ's sake.
[02:22:40]  I almost threw a freaking taco at my goddamn screen when I saw that crap.
[02:22:47]  I mean, give me a break, man.
[02:22:49]  I'm sick of that hermerphidite penis bitch, man.
[02:22:51]  I'm sick of her.
[02:22:54]  Jesus Christ.
[02:22:58]  I'm sick of it, man.
[02:23:00]  The freaking Hermerphidite penis, man, a trans-testicle.
[02:23:04]  You know it, and I know it.
[02:23:06]  Come on.
[02:23:07]  You know it and I know it.
[02:23:09]  Jesus Christ.
[02:23:10]  But not just Lady Gaga, all right?
[02:23:14]  But all those assholes.
[02:23:15]  I mean, can we, can somebody please, whoever's supplying the smack to Richard Brand, all right, whoever's, whoever his dealer is, please overload it with bad toxins so we can wipe this idiot off the face of the planet, please.
[02:23:33]  All right?
[02:23:34]  Whatever his name is, Russell Richard, I don't care.
[02:23:36]  He's a stupid, disgusting, half-skeletor-looking limey, and I'm tired of seeing him, for Christ's sake.
[02:23:42]  I'm tired of seeing him.
[02:23:44]  He makes me sick.
[02:23:45]  Anybody who hits his dealer, please give him some bad crap so he can overdose and die.
[02:23:51]  All right?
[02:23:52]  No, no, let's bow our heads.
[02:23:54]  Let's pray.
[02:23:54]  Let's pray for that, shall we?
[02:23:57]  God, this guy, Russell Brand, is one of the most annoying pieces of crap I have ever seen on the face of the planet.
[02:24:08]  And he, you know, he just gets on my earth.
[02:24:11]  He ruined Arthur.
[02:24:12]  How about that?
[02:24:13]  He ruined Arthur, a great movie by Dudley Moore.
[02:24:16]  Ruined it.
[02:24:18]  So, God, can you kill this guy and wipe him off the face of the planet for Christ's sake?
[02:24:24]  I mean, did you see Katie Perry with that stupid block on her head?
[02:24:29]  Anyone see that crap?
[02:24:30]  That's his wife, right?
[02:24:31]  You know for a fact that she's praying for this too.
[02:24:35]  You know she's praying.
[02:24:36]  Oh, God, please.
[02:24:38]  I just got mesmerized by his stupid, dry-witted, limey humor, and I married the bastard, and now I don't know what to do.
[02:24:51]  I mean, seriously, kill that bastard.
[02:24:53]  All right, please.
[02:24:54]  All right, God, you're hearing me?
[02:24:56]  Thank you.
[02:24:57]  All right, amen.
[02:24:59]  Anyway, I mean, you know, anyway, anybody have any opinion about this?
[02:25:03]  I mean, is this what we're going to have to get used to?
[02:25:05]  Is just, you know, overly fruity, playing for the pink team type of award shows like this.
[02:25:10]  Is this what we're just going to have to get used to?
[02:25:13]  Here, let's take a couple of callers.
[02:25:14]  Did y'all watch the MTV Music Movie Award?
[02:25:17]  Whatever the hell you call it.
[02:25:18]  I didn't watch it.
[02:25:19]  I just kind of glanced through it every time I was flipping through the channels, and it became more and more like a fruit bowl fruit fest ever since.
[02:25:25]  I mean, they were fruiting up.
[02:25:27]  You know what I mean?
[02:25:27]  Or fruiting up, for Christ's sake, man.
[02:25:30]  571, what do you think about MTV Video Music Awards?
[02:25:35]  Hey, ghost, how many children do you have tied up in your basement?
[02:25:38]  Yeah, shut up, you stupid Mexican.
[02:25:40]  918, what do you think about the MTV Video Music Awards?
[02:25:44]  I think they were fucking stupid.
[02:25:46]  I mean, is this what modern-day entertainment is turning out to be?
[02:25:50]  You know, the fruitier and dumbass and ridiculous you are, the more fruit bowls are going to follow you.
[02:25:54]  I don't get it.
[02:25:55]  Look at 70% of the children's population watching fucking Jersey Shore.
[02:26:00]  Well, I can attest to that for Christ's sake.
[02:26:02]  Yeah, I know.
[02:26:03]  I mean, Jersey Shore.
[02:26:04]  I mean, look, let's be honest, all right?
[02:26:07]  All the males on the Jersey Shore are taking it in the pooper, all right?
[02:26:11]  Anybody who thinks that it's not true, you're an idiot, all right?
[02:26:16]  All right, nobody gives a crap about how they look.
[02:26:20]  If you're a man, I mean, you just don't want to look completely, you know, elephant man ugly, all right?
[02:26:25]  But nobody cares about their physical attributes that much except for a homosexual, all right?
[02:26:31]  So the situation and Paul E. D, those guys are more queer than a $3 bill, for Christ's sake.
[02:26:40]  You know it, and I know it.
[02:26:42]  But no, because they're so fruity, though, they're so popular, right?
[02:26:47]  They're so popular.
[02:26:48]  Yeah, we're fist pumping like champs, baby.
[02:26:50]  Yeah.
[02:26:51]  Boots, boots, boons, boons, boons, boons, booch.
[02:26:54]  And what the hell's a fist pump?
[02:26:56]  I mean, if there is, I mean, is there anything more pseudo-homosexual than a freaking fist pump?
[02:27:02]  Fist pump.
[02:27:03]  I mean, just the two words combined together doesn't sound appropriate whatsoever.
[02:27:07]  All right, fist pump.
[02:27:10]  All right?
[02:27:12]  Jesus Christ.
[02:27:15]  Anyway, we got a couple more minutes.
[02:27:16]  I want to talk a little bit about Al Gore, that fat-bloated bastard.
[02:27:20]  I don't know if you've seen him recently, but because he didn't win the election in 2000, this guy's all of a sudden, I don't know what made him some savior for global warming, but I don't know.
[02:27:31]  He put out some stupid, dumb documentary.
[02:27:33]  The assholes that kissed his ass in Hollywood, gave him some props, gave him some award, and all of a sudden, Al Gore's Mr. Global Warming.
[02:27:43]  Well, in a recent speech about global warming, he called everybody who denies climate change a racist.
[02:27:51]  Yeah.
[02:27:53]  He's like, if you deny climate change, you're a racist bastard.
[02:27:58]  Yeah, great going, Al Gore.
[02:28:00]  Yeah.
[02:28:01]  Great way to bring together the people.
[02:28:03]  You claim to be so goddamn liberal.
[02:28:05]  You claim to be leftist.
[02:28:07]  And what's the so-called basis of leftism?
[02:28:09]  Oh, we're going to gather around the people.
[02:28:11]  We're doing it for the people.
[02:28:13]  Yeah, that's a great way to bring together the people there, Al Gore, you fat-bloated, dumbass contradiction bastard.
[02:28:20]  If you deny climate change, you're a racist.
[02:28:24]  Jesus Christ.
[02:28:27]  Fuck you, Al.
[02:28:28]  All right?
[02:28:29]  Fuck you.
[02:28:32]  Anyway, folks, I'm sorry.
[02:28:33]  I just had to get that off my chest.
[02:28:35]  I cannot stand Al Gore, all right?
[02:28:38]  What a waste of human life that guy is, all right?
[02:28:41]  What a waste of human life that piece of garbage is.
[02:28:45]  And then Tipper, that crazy bitch, she even left him.
[02:28:49]  So that just goes to show you when a crazy bitch like Tipper Gore, who's got that wide-eyed look like she's ready to go off and go postal at any point, when a broad like that is saying no to a man, I mean, there's got to be something there.
[02:29:02]  That's all I'm saying.
[02:29:03]  All right?
[02:29:04]  Anyway, folks, it's getting about that time.
[02:29:06]  It's about that time for everybody's favorite time in the broadcast.
[02:29:10]  And I'm talking about radiography.
[02:29:16]  But before we get into radio graffiti, folks, I'd like to give some Twitter shout-outs.
[02:29:20]  Do we have any Twitter shout-outs to give out there on the internet there, Engineer?
[02:29:28]  We got a couple of Twitter shout-outs according to Engineer.
[02:29:31]  And once again, if you want a shout-out, well, by God, all you got to do is go to my Twitter account.
[02:29:36]  And if you don't know the Twitter account by now, well, then where the hell have you been for heaven's sake?
[02:29:41]  All right, Ghost Politics is the name to follow right there.
[02:29:45]  Follow me up, and not only that, retweet the first tweet on my Twitter account.
[02:29:50]  I will give you a shout-out right now if you retweet the first tweet on my Twitter account.
[02:29:55]  And believe it or not, tweet went in as one of the newest words in the dictionary, if I'm not mistaken this year.
[02:30:01]  I read that here recently.
[02:30:02]  So tweet, a little tweet.
[02:30:04]  Tweet, tweet.
[02:30:06]  Anyway, let's go ahead and see what we got here.
[02:30:08]  We've got Jew Poop Tickler.
[02:30:11]  Yeah, that's not anti-Semitic asshole.
[02:30:13]  We got WTF00101.
[02:30:18]  We've got Mama Poop Tickler.
[02:30:20]  Ah, Jesus.
[02:30:21]  And then you put a goddamn picture of Casey Anthony as your goddamn avatar, Mama Poop Tickler, for Christ's sake.
[02:30:28]  Jesus Christ, you're talking about another waste of human life that God needs to take.
[02:30:32]  As a matter of fact, let's bow our heads one more time.
[02:30:34]  Bow our heads.
[02:30:36]  God, please, you know, if you're not going to kill Casey Anthony, at least make somebody have close proximity to her so they can punch her in the pussy.
[02:30:47]  Amen.
[02:30:49]  All right, I'm sorry.
[02:30:50]  I know that was a little vulgar.
[02:30:51]  I know, I'm sorry, but goddammit, that bitch is disgusting.
[02:30:54]  I'm sorry.
[02:30:54]  She needs it.
[02:30:57]  Anyway, where the hell was I, for Christ's sake?
[02:30:59]  I'm sorry.
[02:30:59]  I didn't mean to be so vulgar.
[02:31:00]  I know people are probably taking back, like, me.
[02:31:04]  Anyway, I'm a capitalist.
[02:31:07]  What's going on?
[02:31:07]  We got Stu P. DeSoul.
[02:31:11]  Pray Texas dies.
[02:31:12]  Shove it up, your ass.
[02:31:14]  You people that make them sick to make a goddamn Twitter name.
[02:31:17]  Screw you.
[02:31:18]  All right.
[02:31:18]  You come out here to Texas and say that, you stupid moron.
[02:31:21]  You come out here and say that.
[02:31:24]  You punk bastard.
[02:31:26]  You come out here and say that sick in your last five minutes, boy.
[02:31:31]  Anyway, we got anonymous Plumo.
[02:31:33]  What's going on, Plumo?
[02:31:36]  Capitalist Chris, what's going on?
[02:31:37]  Him again.
[02:31:38]  Brony News.
[02:31:39]  Oh, great.
[02:31:40]  Yeah, bronies, for Christ's sake.
[02:31:42]  I'm telling you.
[02:31:44]  Let me give you a little bit of a feedback about bronies.
[02:31:46]  Let me tell you something.
[02:31:47]  I didn't realize how big of a contingent of people this group, this subculture comprised, all right?
[02:31:55]  I mean, let me tell you, there are a lot of freaking bronies out here.
[02:31:58]  I don't know if you people are aware of this, but there's got to be at least, you know, a lot of bronies.
[02:32:04]  A lot of overly fruity, feminine fruit bowls.
[02:32:09]  And I just have to say one thing to you, bronies.
[02:32:12]  Can you please, you know, please take about 10 steps away from my freaking butt crap?
[02:32:18]  For Christ's sake, man.
[02:32:19]  Have you seen the YouTube videos?
[02:32:22]  Have you seen the goddamn posts on forums?
[02:32:25]  Have you seen the slanderous lies these goddamn bronies are saying?
[02:32:29]  Have you done an image search lately and seen the type of garbage they're putting out about me for Christ's sake?
[02:32:35]  It's horrible.
[02:32:39]  So, once again, you bronies, I'm not going to sit here and make nice with you idiots.
[02:32:47]  All right?
[02:32:47]  I know that's what you want me to do.
[02:32:48]  I know you want me to extend my hand out in here and take my hand, and we're going to be friends.
[02:32:53]  No!
[02:32:54]  Your friendship is not magic, all right?
[02:32:58]  As a matter of fact, your friendship smells like a dirty, smelly, used-up carnival urinal.
[02:33:03]  That's what it smells like.
[02:33:06]  And I don't want to have anything apart of it.
[02:33:10]  Now, what I'm going to do to you, bronies, is the same thing I did to Anonymous, all right?
[02:33:15]  I'm going to extend my hand, of course, with a glove on it, with a rubber glove on it.
[02:33:20]  I'm going to extend my hand to some of you bronies that are just, I don't know, mesmerized by the whole social pipeline of the brony concept.
[02:33:28]  And I am extending my hand, of course, with protection on it.
[02:33:31]  I'm extending my hand to you to come over here to the capitalist side.
[02:33:35]  Don't be some pussy-whipped, feminine, fruity ass that probes your anal passage with my little pony dolls.
[02:33:42]  It's time for you to capitalize.
[02:33:44]  It's time for you to do something.
[02:33:46]  Do you understand what I'm saying?
[02:33:48]  It's time for you to be masters of your own destiny, for Christ's sake.
[02:33:57]  I mean, you don't need to be embracing this over-feminine, fruity-ass brony garbage.
[02:34:04]  Jesus, give me my drink for Christ's sake.
[02:34:10]  Good stuff.
[02:34:12]  Anyway, let me take a couple more callers here.
[02:34:16]  We got USB Fuse, Nazi Poop Tickler, you idiot.
[02:34:21]  Discharge Soup, Stacey Erect, Fluttershy ass, Baby Poop Tickler, Commie Brony.
[02:34:32]  Shove it up your ass, you stupid dumbass Commie Brony.
[02:34:35]  Give me a freaking break.
[02:34:39]  All right, who else?
[02:34:39]  We're going to give a couple more shout-outs, then we're going to go on to Radio Graffiti, all right?
[02:34:44]  Now, these are the same schmucks retweeting all of it.
[02:34:47]  You've got Capitalist Brony.
[02:34:49]  Oh, yeah, that's great, huh?
[02:34:50]  Capitalist Brony.
[02:34:52]  I'm a capitalist brony.
[02:34:55]  My little pony.
[02:34:58]  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[02:35:01]  Give me a freaking break.
[02:35:04]  Anyway, that's it.
[02:35:05]  Let's get on to radio graffiti.
[02:35:06]  And of course, for you folks that are unfamiliar with radio graffiti, it's when you call up 646-652-4869.
[02:35:16]  And when I call your area code or your Skype name, you have three to four seconds to say whatever it is that you have to say on your mind.
[02:35:25]  You understand?
[02:35:26]  And this is the segment that we all like to call Radio Graffiti.
[02:35:33]  So let's go ahead and take it from the top, shall we?
[02:35:35]  Engineer, do we got some people for radio graffiti?
[02:35:42]  We got a lot of people here.
[02:35:43]  So let's go ahead and take it from the top.
[02:35:45]  Spread it like wildfire.
[02:35:46]  Radio graffiti.
[02:35:48]  Yeah, I want to put a stop to this because I want to talk about China and Japan right now.
[02:35:53]  Okay, well, we're radio graffitiing it right now.
[02:35:56]  Orph, what's up?
[02:35:57]  Radio graffiti.
[02:35:58]  Thank you, guys.
[02:35:59]  You're saving for socialism here in Israel.
[02:36:02]  What?
[02:36:04]  Poop.
[02:36:05]  Dickler, Radio Graffiti.
[02:36:12]  You need to get a better computer, asshole.
[02:36:15]  All right?
[02:36:16]  32 megabytes of RAM.
[02:36:18]  You know, it doesn't cut it.
[02:36:19]  This ain't the 90s anymore, asshole.
[02:36:21]  This book belongs to me, radio graffiti.
[02:36:25]  And all you assholes that say that I'm racist, hey, it's uh shrubbing up your ass, you dumb radio splicing piece of crap.
[02:36:33]  111, radio graffiti.
[02:36:39]  Are you just blowing farts on the mic?
[02:36:41]  For Christ's sake, we don't want to hear you passing gas, you sick son of a bitch.
[02:36:44]  All right, plasma grenade, radio graffiti.
[02:36:47]  And you need to face the fact.
[02:36:49]  You are a racist.
[02:36:50]  Hey, racist.
[02:36:51]  You, not me.

=== Radio Graffiti and Foot Fetishes (08:31) ===

[02:36:52]  I'm not the racist.
[02:36:53]  No is Mr. Kitten's here.
[02:36:55]  Shut up, you stupid idiot.
[02:36:57]  405, radio graffiti.
[02:36:59]  Come a little closer, baby.
[02:37:02]  Do you like listening?
[02:37:05]  Jesus Christ.
[02:37:06]  I mean, Odie, you drunk?
[02:37:08]  I bet you that idiot was sipping, you know, shots of grain alcohol this morning, for Christ's sake.
[02:37:13]  He sounds so sloppy drunk.
[02:37:16]  417, radio graffiti.
[02:37:18]  Ghost, you're a kike.
[02:37:21]  You're a stupid dumb fruit bowl.
[02:37:23]  All right, first of all, that's a horrible word to be making reference to any racial makeup.
[02:37:29]  And secondly, I'm not a Jew.
[02:37:33]  I am not a Jew.
[02:37:37]  347, radio graffiti.
[02:37:41]  I am your host, the man-a-cold ghost.
[02:37:44]  I'm a goddamn racist.
[02:37:45]  I'm a goddamn basic crap!
[02:37:48]  I am your oh, yeah, that's real great.
[02:37:50]  Yeah, salsa mengue version now.
[02:37:52]  Oh, that's great.
[02:37:53]  Oh, that's just beautiful, isn't it, huh?
[02:37:57]  Huh?
[02:37:58]  I mean, good damn it.
[02:38:00]  I mean, how many of you idiots are out there going to continue to make remixes of me for Christ's sake?
[02:38:07]  How many of you idiots are out there?
[02:38:12]  Jesus Christ, man.
[02:38:14]  A salsa merengue?
[02:38:16]  Jesus Christ.
[02:38:17]  540 Radio Graffiti.
[02:38:27]  I'm telling you.
[02:38:28]  Alexis, I'm telling you, you're on my shit list.
[02:38:31]  The tombstone, you idiots are on my shit list, you morons.
[02:38:35]  Not joking, all right?
[02:38:37]  I'm not joking.
[02:38:39]  256, radio graffiti.
[02:38:44]  You're taking too long, you idiot.
[02:38:46]  Dunlop, radio graffiti.
[02:38:52]  Turn it down, asshole.
[02:38:54]  Kel Poise, radio graffiti.
[02:38:57]  Hey, ignore the trolls.
[02:38:58]  Keep on capitalizing.
[02:39:02]  347, radio graffiti.
[02:39:04]  Um, crisis.
[02:39:08]  You stupid broad.
[02:39:10]  712, radio graffiti.
[02:39:12]  Hey, ghost.
[02:39:13]  You lied about Canada booing because 9-11 ancho season didn't even start.
[02:39:19]  No, don't.
[02:39:20]  You're lying.
[02:39:21]  You're lying, you idiot.
[02:39:22]  You're lying.
[02:39:23]  I remember it very vividly.
[02:39:25]  All right?
[02:39:25]  9-11 happened.
[02:39:27]  All right.
[02:39:28]  Then a week after 9-11, there was some stupid hockey game in Canadia.
[02:39:33]  And those assholes in Canadia had the audacity after the goddamn Canadian national anthem was played.
[02:39:39]  They were going to play the America's national anthems because there was an American team there playing.
[02:39:45]  You idiots, booed, you stupid, soulless, socialist, ice hole-living moose hooking assholes.
[02:39:51]  You assholes from Canadia, booed the American National Anthem seven, eight days after 9-11.
[02:39:59]  You're despicable, soulless pieces of crap, and I'm never going to forgive you for it.
[02:40:02]  Ever.
[02:40:03]  Ever, you Canadian bacon fruit bowls.
[02:40:06]  So stick that with a goddamn maple leaf right up your ass.
[02:40:13]  917, radio graffiti.
[02:40:17]  Oh, yes.
[02:40:19]  Oh, my God.
[02:40:20]  Oh, Jesus Christ, you stupid brats.
[02:40:23]  832, radio graffiti.
[02:40:27]  Oh, my hell.
[02:40:30]  Jesus Christ.
[02:40:31]  I mean, what is this?
[02:40:32]  Eight-year-olds are Ross, for Christ's sake?
[02:40:34]  This show is mature rating, for Christ's sake.
[02:40:38]  I mean, where are the parents?
[02:40:40]  Where are the parents for all these brats?
[02:40:44]  I'll tell you where they're at.
[02:40:45]  They're at TGI Friday's happy hour looking for Alabama Black Snake or some asshole Puerto Rican to give them the living Levita loca in the pants.
[02:40:57]  407 Radio Graffiti.
[02:41:03]  Stupid song.
[02:41:04]  Shove that song up, you're pooper.
[02:41:07]  305, radio graffiti.
[02:41:10]  I am goddamn racist and all you idiots that are sitting here calling me.
[02:41:14]  You stupid goddamn splicers, man.
[02:41:19]  I don't even need to be here on this goddamn carpet-munching Monday edition that you idiots are implementing upon us right now.
[02:41:26]  I don't even need to be here.
[02:41:30]  Stupid morons.
[02:41:32]  563, radio graffiti.
[02:41:35]  I love burly.
[02:41:36]  I love burly.
[02:41:38]  I love burlies.
[02:41:39]  God damn it.
[02:41:40]  Screw you, bronies!
[02:41:43]  Screw all your stupid brony-isms and you're my little pony.
[02:41:47]  Screw you all!
[02:41:55]  You're fruity!
[02:41:56]  You're sick in the head!
[02:41:57]  And you people just don't want to get it through that thick noggin of yours that you got some kind of a goddamn social disease, for Christ's sake.
[02:42:04]  You're embracing bronies!
[02:42:10]  God damn it.
[02:42:14]  I'm only going to take a couple of more, and if he's pissed me off, I'm just ending the goddamn broadcast.
[02:42:19]  I don't give a crap.
[02:42:21]  563, radio graffiti.
[02:42:24]  Oh, the craft!
[02:42:28]  Shove it up, your ass, all right?
[02:42:29]  I am depressed, alright, asshole.
[02:42:31]  Every time I sit here and witness the amount of ignorance that is put upon my broadcast, I get jaded and I get freaked.
[02:42:49]  571, radio graffiti.
[02:42:52]  Get that asshole.
[02:42:53]  Fuck the loss out of here.
[02:42:54]  Fuck the fucking goat.
[02:42:56]  Shut up, you guacamole stuffing fruit bowl.
[02:42:59]  Go have a gourd eat, you fat bastard.
[02:43:02]  732, radio graffiti.
[02:43:04]  I came in your sock drawer.
[02:43:07]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[02:43:08]  What do you got?
[02:43:09]  A foot fetish or something, huh?
[02:43:10]  You like the smell of feet?
[02:43:12]  Huh?
[02:43:13]  You one of those bastards?
[02:43:14]  What the hell is up with that foot fetish?
[02:43:15]  I mean, give me a break.
[02:43:17]  All you idiots that got foot fetishes, man, you know, what you should do is take, like, a metal bat that's an aluminum one and hit yourself in the head with it, and maybe it'll knock whatever's loose in your head back into place.
[02:43:29]  Because what the hell's a foot?
[02:43:31]  Who gives a shit about a foot, man?
[02:43:33]  Oh, it's a foot.
[02:43:36]  How can a foot get you hard?
[02:43:37]  How can a foot get you all hot and bothered for Christ's sake?
[02:43:40]  It's a stinky, smelly athlete's foot.
[02:43:45]  You know, it's corroded.
[02:43:46]  It's got like the heel is all crusty and calloused, for Christ's sake.
[02:43:50]  It's smelly.
[02:43:51]  You got toe jam in there.
[02:43:52]  It's a freaking foot.
[02:43:57]  Stupid foot fetish idiots near.
[02:43:59]  Grow up for Christ's sake, man.
[02:44:01]  Straight up, man.
[02:44:02]  Straight up.
[02:44:03]  I mean, foot fetish.
[02:44:06]  If you're a chick, all right, and there's some guys like, oh, I have a foot fetish.
[02:44:10]  Let me see your foot.
[02:44:11]  Oh, yeah.
[02:44:12]  If you got a guy doing that to you, kick him right in the balls, all right?
[02:44:16]  And make sure that you kick him hard enough so there's no reproduction possibilities whatsoever.
[02:44:22]  Just literally right in the nards.
[02:44:25]  All right?
[02:44:27]  Writing the old hairy guys, which probably won't be hairy because these idiots are shaving their nads now, right?
[02:44:32]  You know, these idiots are shaving their private parts like they're a bunch of bitches or something, right?
[02:44:37]  Huh?
[02:44:38]  They're getting the old Brazilian bikini wax on their Johnsons, for Christ's sake.
[02:44:42]  It's just sick.
[02:44:43]  It's just horrible.
[02:44:45]  You know, it's just horrible.
[02:44:46]  Anyway, we got 918, radio graffiti.
[02:44:49]  Bronies.
[02:44:51]  You're damn right.
[02:44:52]  You're damn right.
[02:44:53]  502, radio graffiti.
[02:44:56]  I am going to take the fucking shit out of you.
[02:45:01]  Oh, man.
[02:45:02]  It doesn't sound like you're tolerating me there there, Fruit Bowl.
[02:45:04]  Huh?
[02:45:05]  It sounds to me like you're trying to get on your Fruit Bowl soapbox and shoving your bronyisms down our throats like it was some glory hole or something.
[02:45:14]  But it ain't happening there, Mr. Friendship is Magic Boy.
[02:45:17]  It ain't happening.
[02:45:19]  253, Radio Graffiti.
[02:45:22]  Hello.

=== Ruined Broadcasts and Audio Spoilers (06:57) ===

[02:45:24]  Goodbye.
[02:45:26]  586, Radio Graffiti.
[02:45:29]  I am now officially declaring myself the tangle 10-year-old west.
[02:45:34]  You freaking goddamn it, you audio spoisters and audio splisters.
[02:45:58]  I hate you!
[02:46:02]  You've ruined my broadcast!
[02:46:04]  You've ruined true capitalist radio, for Christ's sake.
[02:46:11]  You know, this show was serious business until you idiots started fruiting up.
[02:46:18]  You started fruiting up the place, for Christ's sake.
[02:46:21]  And now, this seems like a goddamn cyber haven hole for fruit balls.
[02:46:27]  That's what my show turned out to be, for Christ's sake.
[02:46:30]  A cyber haven hole for fruit balls.
[02:46:37]  And look at them.
[02:46:38]  Look at them.
[02:46:38]  They're laughing.
[02:46:39]  I'm like, they're worth going to fuck this club.
[02:46:41]  They're worth going to fuck this clerk.
[02:46:47]  Stop laughing!
[02:46:54]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[02:46:59]  They're freaking laughing, man.
[02:47:01]  They're fucking laughing, for Christ's sake.
[02:47:07]  That's it.
[02:47:09]  That's it.
[02:47:10]  I'm tired.
[02:47:10]  This is a sorry-ass show today.
[02:47:12]  I'll tell you that right goddamn now.
[02:47:14]  This is a sorry-ass carpet munching Monday.
[02:47:17]  I'll tell you that right goddamn now.
[02:47:20]  Good God.
[02:47:24]  I mean, I'm jaded for Christ's sake, man.
[02:47:28]  I'm jaded.
[02:47:29]  I mean, I'm depressed because you people don't understand and don't appreciate the capitalist ideology and the synapses that I'm attempting to spark in the brains of those throughout the world.
[02:47:47]  Jesus Christ.
[02:47:49]  I'm just, I'm tired.
[02:47:50]  I'm getting out of here.
[02:47:52]  I don't need this crap.
[02:47:53]  You understand that?
[02:47:54]  I don't need to be sitting over here putting up with this crap from you, people.
[02:47:57]  All right?
[02:47:57]  I could be on 6th Street right now.
[02:47:59]  Do you understand this?
[02:48:00]  You own 6th Street.
[02:48:01]  It's Monday, for Christ's sake.
[02:48:03]  It's a dollar you call us on 6th Street right now.
[02:48:06]  You believe that?
[02:48:07]  A dollar you call it.
[02:48:08]  Any goddamn liquor out there on the goddamn 6th Street?
[02:48:11]  It's $1, make you goddamn holler.
[02:48:14]  I can't do not.
[02:48:16]  $1.
[02:48:18]  But instead, I'm sitting over here messing around you milky liquors.
[02:48:23]  Yeah, yeah, I'm sitting over here messing around you you old finger spankers.
[02:48:27]  Huh?
[02:48:29]  You little dingleberry collectors.
[02:48:30]  I'm sitting around here messing around you people.
[02:48:34]  And I don't need it.
[02:48:36]  You understand that?
[02:48:37]  I don't freaking need any of these.
[02:48:38]  Give me the mic.
[02:48:39]  Give me the goddamn shit.
[02:48:41]  Give me a goddamn mic.
[02:48:42]  I'm out of here for Christ's sake.
[02:48:44]  All right?
[02:48:46]  And no, I'm not giving any shout-outs.
[02:48:48]  Shut up your ass.
[02:48:49]  I'm not giving no shout-outs.
[02:48:50]  All right.
[02:48:51]  I'm not giving shout-outs to nobody.
[02:48:53]  All right?
[02:48:54]  You people make me sick.
[02:48:55]  You know that?
[02:48:56]  You people suck.
[02:48:57]  You know, you're right here, making me look like a jag off, man.
[02:49:00]  I don't know my goddamn show serious business.
[02:49:02]  And look at you people.
[02:49:02]  You think it's a big joke.
[02:49:08]  Look at you.
[02:49:09]  You think it's a big joke?
[02:49:13]  I'm into the broadcast.
[02:49:14]  Get me out of here.
[02:49:15]  Get me out of here, engineer.
[02:49:16]  I don't want to be sitting over here with these idiots anymore.
[02:49:18]  I'm sick of them.
[02:49:19]  I'm sick of them.
[02:49:20]  They make me sick.
[02:49:21]  All of them.
[02:49:24]  Piece of garbage.
[02:49:27]  Telling you.
[02:49:29]  I'm not joking, man.
[02:49:29]  Look, I don't even know if I'm going to be doing this broadcast anymore.
[02:49:32]  I'm going to be completely honest with you.
[02:49:33]  All right?
[02:49:35]  I mean, the whole reason why I made this broadcast is in hopes of sparking synapses of capitalists throughout the world.
[02:49:42]  And unfortunately, unfortunately, what we have here, what we have is nothing but a bunch of milky liquors that are, they just ruined the broadcast.
[02:49:52]  I mean, they ruined this great show that used to be True Capitalist Radio.
[02:49:58]  So I don't know if I'm even going to continue this goddamn show.
[02:50:01]  I'm going to be completely honest with you folks.
[02:50:03]  I don't even know if I'm going to continue doing it.
[02:50:06]  I don't know.
[02:50:07]  I mean, look at them.
[02:50:07]  I mean, have you seen the YouTube videos, folks?
[02:50:10]  Have you seen all the jerk dick garbage activity they have done to me?
[02:50:16]  I just can't take this anymore.
[02:50:18]  All right?
[02:50:19]  Anyway, ghost politics.
[02:50:21]  Hook me up with a tweet.
[02:50:22]  All right?
[02:50:22]  I'm getting out of here.
[02:50:23]  Ghost politics.
[02:50:24]  All one word.
[02:50:25]  No underscores, assholes.
[02:50:27]  Ghost politics.
[02:50:29]  All right?
[02:50:30]  Moreover, go to www.blogtalkradio.com/slash ghost.
[02:50:36]  All right?
[02:50:37]  Blogtalkradio.com/slash ghost and check out every archive episode that I have ever done on this broadcast whatsoever.
[02:50:46]  All of them, all archived, all right?
[02:50:50]  All right, blogtalkradio.com/slash ghost.
[02:50:53]  All right?
[02:50:54]  Moreover, this goes out to all the capitalists, all right?
[02:50:58]  Because I'm going to be hanging out there after the end of the show here.
[02:51:01]  I'm going to be hanging out here.
[02:51:02]  Be a member of the capitalist army.
[02:51:05]  All right?
[02:51:06]  Be a member of the capitalist army, and that's www.capitalistarmy.com.
[02:51:12]  All right?
[02:51:12]  I'm going to be there here for the next 20, 30 minutes out there in the chat rooms, for Christ's sake.
[02:51:17]  I hope to see the true capitalists out there.
[02:51:20]  I hope to see all of the true capitalists out there because I'm sick.
[02:51:23]  I'm sick of what these idiots have done to my broadcast.
[02:51:26]  The bronies, the fruity asses, the bullnosed bulldykes, the long-haired liberal, bed-wedding hip-hop.
[02:51:32]  All these idiots.
[02:51:33]  All of them.
[02:51:34]  They've ruined it.
[02:51:35]  They've ruined my show for Christ's sake.
[02:51:39]  So I'm out of here.
[02:51:40]  Get me out of here.
[02:51:41]  I'm out.
[02:51:42]  Get me out.
[02:51:43]  Get me out of here.
[02:51:44]  I'm out there.
[02:51:46]  Get me out of here, Edgy.
[02:51:48]  I don't want to do this.
[02:51:48]  You're good.
[02:51:51]  Piece of crap.
[02:51:54]  What's it doing, Engineer?
[02:51:55]  Are you going to take me out or what?
[02:52:00]  We'll do it for Christ's sake.
[02:52:01]  Jesus.
[02:52:02]  You've been listening to True Capitalist Radio.
[02:52:04]  The thoughts, views, ideas, comments, and opinions of the host of this show are absolutely his.
[02:52:10]  Catch more live episodes Monday through Friday from 3:30 to 6:30 Central.
[02:52:14]  Or check out archive shows at blogtalkradio.com.
[02:52:18]  True Capitalist Radio.
[02:52:20]  That's it.

=== Leaving the Show Amidst Chaos (00:30) ===

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