True Capitalist Radio - August 27th, 2011 True Capitalist Radio Hosted By Ghost EP 141
Aired: 2011-08-27
Duration: 02:21:59


=== True Capitalist Radio Intro (04:17) ===

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[00:00:30]  Love Hope Radio.
[00:00:35]  Here we go.
[00:00:40]  Last off.
[00:00:45]  This is True Capitalist Radio.
[00:00:47]  True Capitalist Radio.
[00:00:50]  I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
[00:00:55]  For badass of business.
[00:00:57]  Give him capitalism or give him death.
[00:00:59]  That's it.
[00:01:00]  Period.
[00:01:01]  Broadcasting from his skylight office studios in beautiful downtown Austin, Texas.
[00:01:06]  You sound fruitier than a box of fruit loops, for Christ's sake.
[00:01:09]  And now, he'll take it from here.
[00:01:11]  Your host, the prognosticator of prognosticators, the man they call...
[00:01:16]  Go Me.
[00:01:32]  That's right, folks.
[00:01:34]  What's going on?
[00:01:36]  And thank you for tuning in with me to this spontaneous Saturday edition of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
[00:01:44]  And of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
[00:01:50]  And once again, folks, I want to thank you for tuning in with me.
[00:01:53]  This is episode number 141.
[00:01:56]  And I'd like to reiterate this is a spontaneous Saturday edition of the True Capitalist Broadcast.
[00:02:02]  And there's a variety of different reasons why I decided to do a broadcast today.
[00:02:08]  It is 1 p.m. here in Austin, Texas, and I'm here in the office, decided to do some business.
[00:02:15]  And in the process of doing business, I was listening to the broadcast from yesterday, and I just, frankly, folks, I was rather disgusted in the unbelievable activity that I was conducting yesterday, folks.
[00:02:30]  And I just wanted to go ahead and say sorry for getting so sloppy drunk.
[00:02:38]  You know, I got so sloppy drunk yesterday.
[00:02:40]  I was just, you know, stumbling over my own tongue.
[00:02:42]  I was acting like some disgusting, despicable, you know, drunkard bastard on the street corner trying to ask you for some change but won't go away because I know you got a good suit on or something.
[00:02:56]  But anyway, once again, folks, this is episode number 141.
[00:03:01]  I just wanted to extend my apologies to all the capitalists that were listening in.
[00:03:04]  I mean, the bottom line is, is that, hey, I got a lot of trolls who troll my program.
[00:03:10]  Do you understand what I'm saying?
[00:03:11]  They like to agitate, you know, freaking agitators.
[00:03:15]  And unfortunately, they got to me.
[00:03:18]  You know, you get the alcohol going through you.
[00:03:21]  You know, it fills you with piss and fury.
[00:03:24]  And as a result, you know, a lot of that piss and fury unleashes itself, you know, kind of shooting from the hip type of reaction.
[00:03:32]  And once again, folks, I want to say I'm sorry to all the folks that just completely just, I mean, their jaws were to the ground probably yesterday, and I'm sorry, once again.
[00:03:44]  Anyway, folks, this is a spontaneous Saturday edition of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
[00:03:50]  And I want to thank everybody for tuning in.
[00:03:52]  I didn't really.
[00:03:53]  I mean, this was definitely spontaneous.
[00:03:55]  Just put in for the show about 15 minutes ago, and we already got a whole bunch of people sitting here listening live in the broadcast.
[00:04:02]  And if you're listening to this in the archive, wishing that you were here, well, by God, what are you doing?
[00:04:08]  You need to follow me on Twitter.
[00:04:10]  You would have been the first to know when I decided to go ahead and listen this damn broadcast.
[00:04:15]  Ghost Politics is the name.

=== Apologizing For Yesterday's Drunk Behavior (03:40) ===

[00:04:17]  Do you understand that?
[00:04:18]  Ghost politics.
[00:04:19]  All one word, no dumb, no damn underscores.
[00:04:22]  God damn it.
[00:04:24]  There it is.
[00:04:25]  You would have been first one here, and you've been chilling with us live.
[00:04:28]  Like I said, it's 1 p.m. here in Austin, Texas.
[00:04:32]  And, you know, I'm serious.
[00:04:33]  Sitting here in the office, I was taking care of some paperwork, some business-related activities.
[00:04:38]  Once again, I am expanding my brick-mortar businesses.
[00:04:42]  I'm trying to get this brick-mortar retail high-end retail location up and running right before the holiday season so I can capitalize on that high-end retail appetite that's obviously showing itself through the markets.
[00:04:57]  And what I mean by that is that if you take a look at the earnings of most companies that are in the stock market, that are in the retail sector, so to speak.
[00:05:09]  Yeah, excuse me, I'm a little hungover from yesterday, and it was just I was boozing.
[00:05:13]  You understand?
[00:05:14]  I mean, I'm sorry.
[00:05:14]  I was just boozing for Christ's sake.
[00:05:18]  But if you look at the retailers and you see who is the retailers that are actually generating better than expected earnings, it's all high-end retailers.
[00:05:28]  Do you understand?
[00:05:29]  It's all high-end.
[00:05:30]  It's Macy's.
[00:05:31]  It's Tiffany's Jewelry.
[00:05:33]  It's Williams and Sonoma.
[00:05:35]  It's these high-end retailers.
[00:05:36]  Why?
[00:05:38]  Because I'm telling you, there is a two-tier system that is transpiring right before our eyes.
[00:05:43]  A separation between those that have and those that have not.
[00:05:49]  Now, I know there's a lot of people out there on the left that want to justify revolution based upon this ridiculous idea.
[00:05:56]  But lest we not forget that this is a government made for the people and by the people.
[00:06:02]  And the assholes that are in Washington today are those that we elected.
[00:06:06]  Whether we like it or not, we elected these scumbags.
[00:06:09]  And as a result, the policies of this government and the vulgar display of power that it represents at this point in time has basically enabled this whole two-tier system that we're seeing transpire right before our eyes, for Christ's sake.
[00:06:25]  I mean, there is no middle class.
[00:06:27]  All right?
[00:06:28]  Middle class is gone.
[00:06:30]  There's only rich.
[00:06:31]  And, you know, I mean, there's like, I guess you could separate the rich into some subclasses, so to speak, but there's either rich or there's poor.
[00:06:42]  And I guess you can dissect the poor into subclasses.
[00:06:44]  There is no middle class.
[00:06:46]  And it's this disgusting, despicable government that we elected, that we continue to elect, that allowed this to happen.
[00:06:55]  Now, this is why I'm saying, folks, there's no communist solution for this problem, for all those collectivists out there that are trying to gain notoriety based upon the strife that we're currently seeing in this country.
[00:07:10]  I mean, if we implement a collectivist idea, we would only be implementing a bureaucratic power that's only bigger and more totalitarian than the one that we have currently in power today.
[00:07:25]  And that's why I'm saying, folks, this is the basis of the reason why I do what I do, is because I'm a capitalist, and I think that this government right now is just becoming completely and utterly disgusting.
[00:07:37]  Until the human conscience of the general American populace starts changing itself to a more intellectually curious mental capacity, then we're going to continue to see the kind of disgusting, despicable junkyard America that we've come to know and love for Christ's sake.

=== Henry Kravis And The Buyout Model (14:32) ===

[00:07:57]  You understand that?
[00:08:01]  Anyway, folks, this is a spontaneous Saturday edition of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
[00:08:06]  I don't know how long it's going to last.
[00:08:08]  I don't intend for it to last the whole three hours for Christ's sake.
[00:08:12]  The whole reason why I got up on here was because, once again, last episode, which was episode number 140, I was just acting like a complete and utter jerk, got too inebriated, and I just wanted to extend my apologies to all the capitalists out there that were a little taken back at my behavior.
[00:08:29]  Once again, that's what happens when you take too much of the sauce.
[00:08:33]  You know, you've got to pace yourself.
[00:08:34]  And that was one instance where I just wasn't pacing myself.
[00:08:38]  I was a little pissed off.
[00:08:39]  First of all, I was a little tired because I didn't really want to do the show.
[00:08:42]  I was day trading in a volatile market that we had yesterday.
[00:08:45]  Like I said, once Ben Bernanke came out saying that he was not going to implement quantitative easing three, you saw the market tank there about 200 points.
[00:08:55]  But then once Ben Bernanke continued speaking and talking, he basically alluded to the fact that the Federal Reserve annual meeting that they're going to have in September, which is usually scheduled for only one day, he's going to extend it for two days to quote unquote talk about other monetary instruments that he can use to potentially hedge off any inflation or not necessarily hedge off any inflation,
[00:09:18]  but hedge off any stagnation that's going to stagnate the economic growth of the country so far.
[00:09:26]  So once again, folks, once that happened, there was all kinds of volatility in the market.
[00:09:31]  And you know as well as I, I was out there day trading like SOB.
[00:09:36]  All right.
[00:09:37]  I was day trading like a mofo.
[00:09:39]  I mean, look at the peaks and valleys out there at the different stocks.
[00:09:42]  It doesn't matter what stock you look at.
[00:09:44]  And that's why I'm telling folks right now.
[00:09:46]  I mean, there is ways to make money in this America.
[00:09:50]  And it's not just in the stock market.
[00:09:52]  And that's what I want to talk to you about, folks.
[00:09:54]  I get a lot of emails from people that are like, well, how do you make all this money, Ghost?
[00:09:58]  What are you doing?
[00:09:59]  You know, you're just sitting on your ass.
[00:10:01]  Hey, let me put it to you like this.
[00:10:04]  I'm not sitting on my ass.
[00:10:05]  If I was sitting on my ass, I wouldn't be making money.
[00:10:08]  You understand?
[00:10:10]  I see all these propaganda videos.
[00:10:11]  You know, there's a propaganda video made by some stupid liberal jerk dick named Greenwald.
[00:10:18]  He put out this disgusting propaganda video against Henry Kravis.
[00:10:25]  Henry Kravis, probably one of the most brilliant financiers in our modern day, who's still alive, mind you.
[00:10:32]  This is a man.
[00:10:33]  Let me give you an insight about Henry Kravis.
[00:10:35]  This is a guy who basically made his wealth by innovating the whole game of finance.
[00:10:42]  This is a man who invented the whole concept of a liquidation buyout.
[00:10:49]  Now, what does that mean?
[00:10:50]  What does a liquidation buyout mean?
[00:10:52]  That means that Henry Kravis organized a bunch of bankers and a bunch of people that had large amounts of capital, organized them in a sense of presenting them an idea of suggesting that, hey, maybe we should all put our money.
[00:11:09]  We should buy out this public company.
[00:11:12]  And the reason we should buy out this public company is because it has a lot of tangible assets that we can liquidate.
[00:11:20]  And then we can chop the fat, which is nothing but a bunch of bureaucratic tentacles that are sucking the company dry.
[00:11:26]  Once we liquidate a fair amount of the capital assets and chop up a lot of the bureaucratic tentacles, what we'll do after that is we'll reissue the stocks back on the public stock market.
[00:11:39]  And as a result, everybody who put in on this whole scheme of liquidation buyout makes serious damn money.
[00:11:48]  And Henry Kravis was just the organizer.
[00:11:51]  He didn't put up any of the money.
[00:11:52]  He was the organizer of the liquidation buyout.
[00:11:56]  So this man made himself a billionaire based upon organizing a bunch of people who had capital and saying, hey, we got this company over here.
[00:12:07]  We feel that it's got great tangible assets.
[00:12:09]  Once we buy all the outstanding shares in the stock market, that's what a liquidation buyout is.
[00:12:14]  They're buying out every single share of whatever company that they're attempting to buy out.
[00:12:20]  They're buying it all out from everybody.
[00:12:22]  And once they do that, they liquidate the tangible assets and they cut the bureaucratic corporate tentacles, you know, and they basically make it run more efficiently, better on a low-cost scale.
[00:12:35]  And as a result, they release those stocks that they all bought back into the stock market and make serious damn money.
[00:12:44]  And all Henry Kravis does is just get a portion.
[00:12:48]  You know, he gets a percentage of the hundreds of billions of dollars that he's made for his investors.
[00:12:56]  All right, now, I just wanted to give you a little background on Henry Kravis, okay?
[00:13:01]  Now, there is an asshole by the name of Greenwald who's put out a propaganda video about Henry Kravis, making this man sound like he's a Satanist or somebody who eats babies or something, because this man has 10 houses, you know?
[00:13:20]  And the whole documentary, or it's not really that big, it's like a 10, 15 minute small documentary.
[00:13:25]  It's a propaganda video is what it's like.
[00:13:28]  All right?
[00:13:29]  This guy talks about how Henry Kravis has this $20 million home over here.
[00:13:36]  He's got a $15 million home over there.
[00:13:40]  He's got a $30 million home over here.
[00:13:43]  And then he interviews these people, regular everyday schmucks in America.
[00:13:49]  He interviews the everyday schmucks, and he's like, well, I only get paid $35,000, and I've been working at this job for 10 years, and I have to rent this apartment, and I could only wish to have what Henry Kravis has.
[00:14:06]  It's not fair.
[00:14:07]  It's not fair.
[00:14:08]  No, are you kidding me?
[00:14:11]  Are you kidding me?
[00:14:12]  You know, I can't believe the type of propaganda these leftists will go to demonize a successful person.
[00:14:19]  You know, that's why I wanted to give the pre-context of who Henry Kravis was.
[00:14:23]  This is not some Satanist, somebody who eats babies, somebody who stepped over bodies to make billions of dollars.
[00:14:32]  This is a guy who organized nothing more than a bunch of people who had capital, suggested to them that, hey, we can buy out this company.
[00:14:40]  I can sit here, trim down the corporate fat, liquidate some of the tangible assets, and we can make some serious money by reissuing it out there in the stock market once we've done this.
[00:14:51]  And I'm telling you, that's all he did, and he made billions doing that.
[00:14:57]  But you've got Greenwald over here utilizing the fact that he's got 10 houses, 10 mansions across the country, utilizing that as if, you know, I don't know, Henry Kravis is some bad man or something.
[00:15:09]  Let me tell you something, all right?
[00:15:10]  You want to know why Henry Kravis has got 10 houses and he's got billions of dollars?
[00:15:16]  Because the guy doesn't sleep.
[00:15:18]  Do you understand that?
[00:15:19]  The guy's working 15, 20 hours a day.
[00:15:22]  I mean, he's lucky to sleep in those houses maybe two or three days if he's lucky for Christ's sake.
[00:15:29]  He's got to be all over the country.
[00:15:30]  Do you understand if this man died today, how many people's livelihoods would just be in complete and utter jeopardy?
[00:15:39]  I just don't under I just don't get it.
[00:15:40]  You know, see, the simplistic primitive mind just doesn't understand that, hey, just because you are not in the position that you wish you could be i in this particular position or that particular you can.
[00:15:53]  The only hurdle is you.
[00:15:56]  The only hurdle is you and your simplistic primitive mental capacity.
[00:16:01]  Once you get beyond that primitive mental capacity and start embracing the idea of capitalism and start understanding that, hey, I got to make some money.
[00:16:10]  You understand?
[00:16:12]  Money talks BS walks for Christ's sake.
[00:16:17]  Anyway, I want to hear from you.
[00:16:18]  646-652-4869 is the number to call.
[00:16:22]  Don't believe the hype.
[00:16:23]  I know that these damn leftists are great propagandists.
[00:16:27]  Oh, I mean, are you kidding me?
[00:16:29]  I mean, they can make anybody look like a demon, you know, like a bad person because they're successful.
[00:16:35]  Don't let them fool you.
[00:16:37]  All right?
[00:16:39]  The only reason that you've got Greenwald and all these other damn leftists that are propagandists is because they're failures in the private enterprise.
[00:16:47]  These people are failures in the private enterprise.
[00:16:50]  So as a result, they know that they can manipulate the primitive mind through propaganda.
[00:16:55]  And let me tell you something.
[00:16:56]  The propaganda is really not that hard to do.
[00:16:57]  Let's be honest.
[00:16:58]  I mean, I mean, you know, when we're reading in history that Gorbels is one of the greatest propagandists, let me tell you something, Gorbels was a joke.
[00:17:08]  But, you know, they're crediting this guy as being one of the greatest propagandists of all time.
[00:17:13]  You know as well as I, propaganda is not very hard to do.
[00:17:16]  You understand?
[00:17:17]  It's not very hard at all.
[00:17:21]  But you see, these leftists, they understand how to manipulate the primitive mind through emotional exploitation.
[00:17:28]  That's what they do.
[00:17:29]  They emotionally exploit people.
[00:17:31]  They utilize the faults and the negativities and put that to the forefront so it can infuriate the ego.
[00:17:39]  And once they have the ego infuriated, that's when you've got the leftists antagonizing that infuriated ego to do all the garbage that communists have done throughout history.
[00:17:50]  You know, I mean, terrorism, you know, raising up arms, you know, revolution, so on and so forth.
[00:17:59]  Anyway, folks, I want to hear from you.
[00:18:00]  646-652-4869.
[00:18:03]  This is a spontaneous Saturday edition of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
[00:18:08]  And of course, I'm taking your calls right now.
[00:18:10]  If you have any questions, if you're somebody who's like, hey, I've listened to you a long time, Ghost, I hear about you talking about the markets.
[00:18:17]  I hear you talking about commodities.
[00:18:20]  I need to know how to make some money.
[00:18:21]  You understand?
[00:18:22]  I need to know how to make some capital.
[00:18:23]  Well, why don't you ask a question?
[00:18:26]  Why don't you give me your life scenario?
[00:18:28]  Let me know.
[00:18:28]  All right.
[00:18:29]  I'm giving intuitive advice here.
[00:18:32]  646-652-4869 is the number to call.
[00:18:36]  Let's see what we got here.
[00:18:36]  Who else we got on here?
[00:18:38]  We got Ariko 347.
[00:18:40]  What's going on?
[00:18:41]  You're on the horn.
[00:18:42]  Thank you.
[00:18:49]  You understand?
[00:18:49]  This is a spontaneous Saturday edition ass clown, all right?
[00:18:54]  All right, we don't need any of this nonsense at this point in time, all right?
[00:18:58]  I'm not in the mood for that.
[00:19:00]  All right?
[00:19:01]  Milky liquors.
[00:19:02]  I'm not in the mood for this crap.
[00:19:04]  We're actually supposed to be talking about capitalism right now.
[00:19:07]  Not to mention that we've got Irene slamming into the East Coast right now.
[00:19:11]  The eye of the storm is hitting North Carolina.
[00:19:15]  Come on and raise up.
[00:19:18]  So anybody who's on the East Coast that's about to be hit up by the hurricane, bunker down.
[00:19:24]  And let me tell you something right now.
[00:19:26]  To all the capitalists that are out there, I don't really care about the other people, but the capitalists, take care of your family, yourselves, and your property.
[00:19:34]  All right?
[00:19:35]  I mean, don't sit out there and take any chances.
[00:19:38]  Remember, these disgusting heathens that are basically moochers off the taxpayer system are just utilizing a natural disaster like this as justification to go out and act like a bunch of goddamn Neanderthals looting the whole goddamn place.
[00:19:56]  So just bunker down.
[00:19:57]  Make sure you're protected.
[00:19:59]  That's all I'm saying.
[00:20:00]  Just protect yourself.
[00:20:02]  All right?
[00:20:03]  Prayers go out to all the capitalists that are out there in the East Coast.
[00:20:08]  Thoughts and prayers go out to you.
[00:20:11]  Anyway, once again, this is a spontaneous Saturday edition of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
[00:20:17]  Once again, I wanted to extend my sincerest apologies for yesterday's just completely over-the-top drunkardness.
[00:20:26]  I was listening to the broadcast here today.
[00:20:28]  I was actually conducting some business here in the office today.
[00:20:31]  I was listening to it, and I was like, good Lord.
[00:20:34]  Good Lord.
[00:20:35]  I can't sit here and not do a show and say, look, maybe I had a little bit too much of the sauce.
[00:20:44]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:20:46]  Maybe I had a little bit too much to drink, and I'm sorry.
[00:20:50]  And I'm considering taking episode number 140 off for download or from the archive in general because of that obnoxious, ridiculous drunkard episode.
[00:21:03]  You know, I'm serious.
[00:21:04]  It was just horrible.
[00:21:08]  It was bad, for Christ's sake.
[00:21:10]  That's not me there.
[00:21:11]  Don't get me wrong.
[00:21:12]  I like to sip on the sauce.
[00:21:13]  You understand?
[00:21:14]  I like a drink every now and then.
[00:21:15]  I just got just completely and utter plastered.
[00:21:18]  I was like a goddamn 18-year-old college kid trying to try out for a fraternity or something.
[00:21:24]  It was stupid.
[00:21:25]  It was stupid.
[00:21:29]  Anyway, 646-652-4869 is the number to call.
[00:21:33]  I want to hear from you.
[00:21:34]  This is a spontaneous Saturday edition of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
[00:21:40]  Let's see who we got here.
[00:21:41]  We got Matt Cook on the horn.
[00:21:42]  What's going on, Matt Cook?
[00:21:44]  Hello?
[00:21:45]  Hey, what's up?
[00:21:46]  All right, here's the big question.
[00:21:47]  Are you a fan of anal sex?
[00:21:50]  Yeah, you stupid soundboard idiot.
[00:21:53]  All right.
[00:21:53]  And Howard Stern sucks.
[00:21:54]  All right, idiot.
[00:21:56]  I'm sick of you dumb young kids following this 65-year-old prostate-infected loser.
[00:22:02]  You know, like I've always suggested, it's one thing if this man was, you know, making the starlets cream out of their goddamn garter belts every time he interviewed them.
[00:22:12]  But no, that's not what he does.
[00:22:14]  He's a disgusting, despicable skin hanging off of his face bones-looking, disgusting, wig-headed bastard.
[00:22:23]  All right, and I cannot believe that, you know, young people are actually following this idiot.

=== Women Aging Disgustingly In Media (05:23) ===

[00:22:29]  All right?
[00:22:31]  All right?
[00:22:32]  I can't believe it.
[00:22:33]  I'm just saying, the old 65-year-old wimbag, for Christ's sake.
[00:22:37]  And I know that people are going to say, well, he's got that young blonde wife.
[00:22:43]  Yeah, do you actually think that this idiot is tapping that like two or three times a day?
[00:22:48]  No, he's not.
[00:22:49]  All right.
[00:22:51]  I guarantee you, this broad is rationing out the JJ.
[00:22:57]  She's just rationing it out.
[00:22:59]  I bet you she just gives it out maybe one time on his birthday, and that's if the Viagra kicks in.
[00:23:05]  Maybe on Jesus' birthday.
[00:23:08]  Well, no, he's Jewish, so maybe on one of those eight days that the menorah burns, I guess the eighth day, maybe he gets a foot job.
[00:23:17]  Don't know.
[00:23:18]  But I guarantee you that Howard Stern, the only reason that he has that little blonde bimbo next to him is to have a little trophy so that other people like you people, like you young people, can sit there fooled and bamboozled and look at this man enamored about his fake life.
[00:23:36]  And I guarantee you, that's exactly what it is.
[00:23:38]  It's a fake life.
[00:23:39]  And I'll be damned if I'll ever get some stupid Skankosaurus bimbo standing next to me just because she looks like a dime at the time.
[00:23:49]  You give that Skankosaurus ten years, she's going to look like Kelly McGinnis.
[00:23:53]  All right?
[00:23:54]  You know it, and I know it.
[00:23:57]  All you assholes out there that are, you know, thinking with your little head down there, that are trying to score with the biggest, the finest-looking piece that's ever glanced your direction, for all you idiots that are out there trying to go for chicks for looks, Kelly McGinnis.
[00:24:14]  Do you understand what I'm saying?
[00:24:16]  Yasmine belief.
[00:24:18]  All right?
[00:24:18]  I mean, do we want to continue going?
[00:24:23]  I mean, do you understand that these Skankosauruses get old and they get disgusting and they stay with the despicable, disgusting, simplistic, air-headed attitudes that they came with?
[00:24:34]  You get nothing.
[00:24:35]  These bimbos become a bag of bricks.
[00:24:39]  All right?
[00:24:41]  So all I'm saying, all I'm saying to the males out there, don't go after these Skankosauruses that are, you know, trying to, you know, lure you in with the short skirt that's showing ass cheeks and the low cleavage shirts for crab.
[00:24:56]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:24:59]  Anyway, 646-652-4869 is the number to call.
[00:25:04]  We got Dr. Poop McTickler.
[00:25:06]  What's going on?
[00:25:07]  Ghost Jewish mom swallowed so much of my combat.
[00:25:10]  She was sneezing sperm for day.
[00:25:12]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[00:25:13]  Here's this dumb idiot, Stephen Hawking asshole.
[00:25:18]  Why don't you talk with your real voice, huh?
[00:25:20]  You afraid we're going to just yank you right out of the fruit bowl closet?
[00:25:24]  You want to get that stupid Stephen Hawking voice box?
[00:25:27]  Well, you little piece of crap.
[00:25:30]  You heard nothing.
[00:25:31]  I take your ass.
[00:25:36]  Stupid idiots.
[00:25:39]  Let's see.
[00:25:39]  Who else do we have here?
[00:25:40]  We got The Rock.
[00:25:41]  What's up?
[00:25:41]  You're on the horn.
[00:25:42]  Hey, ghost.
[00:25:43]  Can you hear me?
[00:25:44]  How's it going?
[00:25:45]  Hey, happy spermy Saturday.
[00:25:48]  Spermy Saturday.
[00:25:49]  Ah, that's a major fail.
[00:25:51]  Get this idiot off.
[00:25:52]  Get him off, engineer, for Christ's sake.
[00:25:54]  We don't need a spermy Saturday.
[00:25:56]  Give him a major fail with that, too, all right?
[00:26:02]  Major fail.
[00:26:05]  Jesus.
[00:26:07]  Oh, man.
[00:26:08]  You see, I'm sitting over here trying to give a spontaneous Saturday edition of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast, and this is the kind of garbage I get.
[00:26:15]  I get fruit bowls calling up, happy spermy Saturday.
[00:26:22]  I mean, did you hear him laughing like a little bitch for Christ's sake?
[00:26:25]  I mean, yeah, this is males nowadays, all right?
[00:26:28]  All right, and we're wondering why these women are muff diving, you know.
[00:26:33]  Seriously, and then you're wondering why these women are going down doing a couple of carpets every now and then, huh?
[00:26:39]  Then we're wondering why these women are having these convenient slumber parties.
[00:26:43]  Listen to the men out here, all right?
[00:26:46]  I mean, do you think if there were some real men, you know, giving it to these broads and giving them a damn curl in their spine and a popping in their toes, do you think they'd be out here going out having a muff dive as a ride in a passage of womanhood out here?
[00:27:06]  I think not.
[00:27:08]  So, anyway, sorry, folks.
[00:27:10]  I didn't mean to get off Keyster there.
[00:27:11]  I'm just tired of hearing fruity ass males, man.
[00:27:14]  I'm tired of it.
[00:27:15]  All right.
[00:27:16]  I mean, I'm sick of it, to be honest with you.
[00:27:18]  It makes me sick.
[00:27:20]  And I think that there needs to be something done about it.
[00:27:23]  All right.
[00:27:23]  I mean, there should be nothing cool about being some over-feminized fruit bowl.
[00:27:30]  And there's nothing cool about it.
[00:27:31]  All right.
[00:27:32]  I mean, there's nothing cool about it at all.
[00:27:36]  All right.
[00:27:36]  There's nothing cool about my little bony, my little bony, my little bony.
[00:27:47]  There's nothing cool about that crap.
[00:27:50]  It's stupid.
[00:27:51]  It's sick, and it's sick in the head.

=== Riding The Gold Investment Bubble (06:58) ===

[00:27:53]  It's what it is.
[00:27:54]  You need some testosterone in the ass.
[00:27:56]  That's what you idiots do, for Christ's sake.
[00:27:58]  You got too much estrogen pumping in your goddamn little pancreas or wherever the hell you're producing that crap.
[00:28:04]  Anyway, let's take some calls here.
[00:28:07]  646-652-4869 is the number to call.
[00:28:11]  Let's take a little bit.
[00:28:12]  Hopefully, we can get some callers with some intellectual curiosity and not a bunch of dumb jerk dicks who are just going to sit over here and troll for Christ's sake.
[00:28:20]  If I'm going to get this, I mean, why the hell am I going to spend a couple more hours of my damn Saturday talking to a bunch of milky liquors who are going to do this crap?
[00:28:27]  Jesus Christ.
[00:28:29]  Anyway, who else do we got?
[00:28:31]  We got Ghost is Pro.
[00:28:32]  What's up?
[00:28:33]  You're on the horn.
[00:28:37]  Yes.
[00:28:37]  Yes, yes, yes.
[00:28:38]  Finish face.
[00:28:40]  Here's another one.
[00:28:41]  Sorry.
[00:28:43]  Sorry.
[00:28:44]  Jesus Christ.
[00:28:45]  What is this?
[00:28:46]  Aliens now, huh?
[00:28:48]  Cowboys and aliens.
[00:28:50]  Hey, yo, sir, we want to take you to our planet.
[00:28:56]  Can we get to...
[00:28:59]  I mean, can we get some serious conversation here, please?
[00:29:03]  Note party, you're on the air.
[00:29:05]  Hi, Ghost.
[00:29:06]  With copper prices going up and down, would you say we should just ride the waves or wait for it to go way up?
[00:29:14]  Is it going to balloon like gold?
[00:29:17]  I don't know about copper ballooning.
[00:29:18]  You know, it's a very volatile market, copper.
[00:29:21]  You know, there's a lot of things that make the copper markets volatile.
[00:29:26]  One in particular is the manufacturing data that comes out every single month.
[00:29:31]  And whenever we see negative manufacturing data, which we have for the past several months, that's when we start seeing negative numbers in the copper markets.
[00:29:41]  You can just time the news reports that come out as it relates to the economic manufacturing data and time that with a particular date in a chart on copper.
[00:29:52]  And you'll see when these charts on copper begin to slide.
[00:29:57]  So I don't think there's going to be necessarily a big run on copper.
[00:30:01]  Now, I do agree that copper as it stands, as a regular price stands, is basically going to be these levels as we see it.
[00:30:10]  I mean, the average price has already gone up.
[00:30:14]  So I wouldn't necessarily ride these waves if you could.
[00:30:18]  If you're an actual futures trader of copper, or if you can trade ETFs or if you can actually purchase copper in a physical form, however, you can make capitalized plays, you're going to see choppy waves, but it's going to be a short-term type of investment.
[00:30:35]  It's not going to be like gold.
[00:30:37]  It's not going to be like, I hate to say silver, but I don't want to put silver in the same category as gold because silver is just as volatile.
[00:30:45]  Gold at this point, as we saw yesterday with the increase, I mean, what did it increase about $60 yesterday?
[00:30:52]  For what?
[00:30:53]  I mean, there's no reason why gold should have increased $60 yesterday.
[00:30:58]  Ben Bernanke said that he's not going to implement quantitative easing three.
[00:31:02]  As a result, gold should go down.
[00:31:04]  The whole basis of the pump and dump for gold is that Ben Bernanke and the government, they're going to continue to print money.
[00:31:11]  But unfortunately, Ben Bernanke, well, not necessarily unfortunately, but yesterday, Ben Bernanke said he wasn't going to implement QE3, and traditional investment idealism would make you perceive that the gold price would have gone down.
[00:31:27]  A lot of these people that were making bets on gold would sell off because the printing of the presses pretty much stopped.
[00:31:34]  And that's basically what's fueling the pump and dump.
[00:31:36]  Because remember, folks, a lot of the price, of course, is the accumulation.
[00:31:41]  You've got a lot of people out here selling it, buying it.
[00:31:44]  I mean, you look at whatever news media outlet that you go to for TV news.
[00:31:50]  If you take a look at every damn commercial, it's buy gold, sell gold, and so on and so forth.
[00:31:56]  But the basis of that pump and dump is the fact that the government's going to continue printing money.
[00:32:03]  And the reason is, is because by default, just by default, the price of gold increases every time a new phase of quantitative easing is implemented.
[00:32:14]  It's just by default.
[00:32:17]  So unfortunately, I don't understand why yesterday's markets were up.
[00:32:22]  But you know what it says to me that these goddamn investors don't know their asses from their elbow.
[00:32:28]  And it seems to me, just by yesterday's reaction in the gold market, it seems to me like the bubble has begun.
[00:32:35]  And it seems to me that I'm going to keep riding this gold bubble until we start seeing 2,500.
[00:32:43]  I don't know about 3,000.
[00:32:44]  I know I said 3,000 is a possibility.
[00:32:46]  It's still a tentative possibility.
[00:32:49]  But I think that you're going to see a lot of people cashing out at about $1,700, $18,000, or excuse me, $2,800, $2,700 or $2,800 before it hits $3,000.
[00:32:58]  And if it does hit $3,000, man, it's going to sell off so fast.
[00:33:02]  We're going to see the biggest sell-off in gold history.
[00:33:04]  I guarantee you.
[00:33:05]  We're going to see that gold bubble burst so fast.
[00:33:08]  It's going to be unbelievable.
[00:33:10]  But that's what I'm saying.
[00:33:11]  You have to ride that gold bubble, and you've got to get a piece of that action.
[00:33:14]  Don't just sit on the sidelines.
[00:33:16]  Go out there and get a piece of that action.
[00:33:18]  There's a whole variety of different ways to invest in the gold market.
[00:33:22]  You either invest in ETFs and make sure to look at those ETFs and see how they're doing.
[00:33:27]  Invest in gold mining companies.
[00:33:30]  Invest in, you know, look at some of these jewelers.
[00:33:34]  I mean, you know, people are starting to buy jewelry now, not just based upon the fashion sense, but based upon the investment angle of buying jewelry.
[00:33:41]  You take a look at, in my personal opinion, I think that having good physical gold reserves on hand isn't that, it won't hurt at all as far as I'm concerned.
[00:33:52]  I think that you could actually barter in today's age of regular everyday business by having physical scrap gold on you and trading that for whatever product or service that you're trying to barter for.
[00:34:04]  Now, what I'm trying to say is, if you're going to invest in gold, ride the bubble, but just be tentative and make sure that you sell off before the goddamn thing bursts.
[00:34:18]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:34:18]  That's all I'm saying.
[00:34:21]  Anyway, 646-652-4869 is the number to call, man.
[00:34:25]  Thanks a lot for calling up there, Node Party.
[00:34:26]  I appreciate it.
[00:34:28]  Who else we got going on?
[00:34:29]  Deregulation.
[00:34:30]  What's up?
[00:34:31]  You're on the horn.
[00:34:32]  Hey, Ghost.
[00:34:33]  I just wanted to say that I think the stocks did what they had to do.
[00:34:37]  Actually, I think it was a cause for celebration that Ben Bermanke didn't do anything because, I mean, pumping more money into their economy would have had us, the dollar would have inflated a lot more.
[00:34:48]  You know, gold would have gone up, just as you said.
[00:34:50]  But I just want to talk.

=== Steve Jobs Changing PC Thought (08:48) ===

[00:34:52]  Did you see the pictures of Steve Jobs that TMZ got today?
[00:34:55]  I mean, that's terrible.
[00:34:57]  No, I haven't seen him.
[00:34:59]  What is he looking like, Skeletor?
[00:35:00]  Is he looking bad?
[00:35:01]  Yeah.
[00:35:02]  I mean, I woke up this morning and looked on the judge's report, and it was scary.
[00:35:06]  That's like a Halloween customer.
[00:35:08]  That's horrible, man.
[00:35:09]  And you know, the thing about Steve Jobs is he's the only person I know that has gotten pancreatic cancer and has lived beyond six months.
[00:35:18]  I mean, when was he diagnosed?
[00:35:20]  What was it?
[00:35:21]  You know, 2008, 2007?
[00:35:24]  Yeah, from what I've heard.
[00:35:26]  Yeah.
[00:35:27]  But, man, I haven't seen Steve Jobs' pictures, and that's a shame.
[00:35:32]  You know, it's unfortunate.
[00:35:35]  And, you know, I just want to take this time to once again reiterate Steve Jobs' his particular place in history.
[00:35:44]  You know, had Steve Jobs, this is what capitalism has done to people.
[00:35:48]  I mean, because let's be honest.
[00:35:50]  Steve Jobs really didn't make the PC.
[00:35:54]  He didn't make the personal computer.
[00:35:56]  As a matter of fact, it was Steve Woznik.
[00:35:58]  Steve Woznik that made the personal computer out of some old wood and some old manufactured boards that his father had left over from Hewlett-Packard.
[00:36:10]  But let's be honest here.
[00:36:12]  What Steve Jobs did is saw the capitalist idealism behind the computer.
[00:36:19]  And what Steve Jobs did was take Woznik's idea and took it to a whole new revolutionary idea.
[00:36:27]  I mean, you know, when all these people that were dominating the computer market at that particular time, like IBM, Intel, these people were looking at Steve Jobs cross-eyed, asking him, what are people going to use the computer at home for?
[00:36:44]  They're never going to use the computer at home.
[00:36:48]  But Steve Jobs continued to push and continued to market and continued to sell.
[00:36:55]  And let me tell you, it was his capitalist idea.
[00:36:57]  It was his entrepreneurship.
[00:37:00]  It was his vision that turned Steve Woznik's little piece of garbage wooden computer into the multinational corporation that is Apple today.
[00:37:11]  And had Steve Jobs had not been alive, had he just not been in existence, we wouldn't be here, in my personal opinion.
[00:37:19]  I don't think that we would be on the personal computer.
[00:37:21]  We wouldn't be on the internet.
[00:37:23]  I don't think that the Internet would have been as commercial and as communicative and as interactive as we've seen it today.
[00:37:31]  All right?
[00:37:31]  I kid you not.
[00:37:33]  I mean, you just look at the movie Pirates of Silicon Valley and take a look at how everyone was telling Steve Jobs that, and I'm talking about all the big wigs in the computer industry at that particular time.
[00:37:47]  They were telling them that people, there's no need to give them computers.
[00:37:51]  They're not going to want a computer.
[00:37:53]  So had Steve Jobs not been initiating the whole concept of the commercialization of the computer to general American populace or general homes in general, then I believe that the Internet would have just been something that the corporations, the universities, and the governments would have used.
[00:38:15]  And I don't think that we would have had the type of communicative innovations that we have today.
[00:38:21]  I don't think that we would have these types of things, man.
[00:38:23]  And Steve Jobs was the guy who pushed forth the commercialization of the personal computer.
[00:38:32]  And I have to say, thanks a lot, Steve.
[00:38:34]  I mean, I know that you got the pancreatic cancer, and I know you've invested a lot of the money that you've made off of a lot of the things that you've sold in keeping you alive, man.
[00:38:45]  But it looks like, you know, it looks like it's coming down to time to meet the maker there, man.
[00:38:53]  So, Steve Jobs, I don't have a drink in my hand.
[00:38:56]  It's too early to drink, for Christ's sake, but cheers.
[00:38:59]  All right?
[00:39:00]  Cheers.
[00:39:02]  Anyway, thanks a lot, deregulation.
[00:39:03]  That's for calling up.
[00:39:04]  Who else do we have going on?
[00:39:06]  We got Wild Goose.
[00:39:07]  What's going on, Wild Goose?
[00:39:09]  Hey, uh yeah, uh I saw the same picture of uh Steve Jobs, you know, and he was a real uh pioneer and and I think if he brought anything to um uh the world of the PC, it was totally changing the the realm of thought.
[00:39:23]  You know, anybody was qualified any other uh business was qualified to make the PC, but what he did was uh create the vision for it.
[00:39:32]  You know, he it m most of them they start with uh w you know, what, how, and then they got to why, but he had the vision first, and then he created um his PC.
[00:39:43]  Absolutely.
[00:39:44]  He created a context in which uh average everyday people would be able to buy a personal computer or a a computer in general and be able to communicate and be able to use the tools that a lot of these uh corporations have been taking advantage of for a long period of time.
[00:39:59]  And every time he went to these uh bigwigs, IBM, uh, Intel, and all these other Hewlett-Packard, uh, when they would go up to him and tell them their ideas, they'd laugh in their face.
[00:40:10]  Yeah, uh I mean, that's what happens to the real visionaries.
[00:40:13]  You know, uh but the one thing I wanted to get at was the the copper.
[00:40:17]  I don't know if you've been following uh Drudge, but it seems like every other week we're seeing uh uh a bunch a bunch of looters that go out and they strip copper from you know uh you know phone poles or whatever.
[00:40:29]  Uh I'm not really certain where you would find copper, but apparently it's in high demand.
[00:40:35]  So I think it's worth looking into.
[00:40:38]  And in fact, there's a politician in Alabama.
[00:40:42]  His name's Senator John C. Poop Tickler, and he's actually putting in a law that makes it a federal John C. Poop Tickler.
[00:40:52]  Come on, Goose.
[00:40:55]  Anyway, you are right, though, Goose, about the fact that you've got a lot of people going into air conditioned units.
[00:41:03]  As a matter of fact, out here in Texas, we're hearing about reports of people that are putting their cars in the parking lots of shopping malls.
[00:41:12]  And before you know it, you know, they go and they realize their car is not running right.
[00:41:17]  It's not it's running real funny.
[00:41:19]  They go underneath the car.
[00:41:21]  They're taking some goddamn tube or something, some goddamn chamber that goes from the engine to the muffler.
[00:41:29]  They're actually physically cutting that off.
[00:41:32]  All right.
[00:41:33]  And yeah, there's some copper, there's some kind of palladium and copper in there where they're actually cutting that off and selling it out there in the black market because it's now a black market.
[00:41:45]  There's a regulation now that prohibits the independent sale of copper and palladium and things of that nature.
[00:41:53]  That's why I'm saying the only plays that you can make as far as being able to obtain physical metals and be able to resell them out here in the market is gold and silver.
[00:42:03]  You know, so I'm telling you, you're absolutely right.
[00:42:06]  I mean, the reason that they're doing this is because they're trying to get a lot of money on the copper.
[00:42:13]  Like I said, I think that the copper prices have gone up within the past four to five years.
[00:42:18]  And we've pretty much hit a new standard of what the standard price is for copper.
[00:42:24]  But at this particular rate, we're seeing a lot of volatility.
[00:42:28]  And all I can suggest to those that are trying to make copper plays, and it's just it's a short-term investment.
[00:42:35]  You may see some copper go up when you see some positive numbers in the manufacturing data that comes out every month.
[00:42:41]  You may see some pop in copper if you see some electronic widgets that are really, really popular.
[00:42:47]  Because believe it or not, you got a lot of copper components within these electronic widgets within the circuitry, so on and so forth.
[00:42:54]  So there's a lot of plays to make on short-term copper.
[00:42:58]  But as far as long-term copper, I don't know.
[00:43:01]  I'm not a big long-term copper.
[00:43:03]  I'm not a big long-term metals person in general.
[00:43:07]  I've always been short-term on medals.
[00:43:09]  I mean, if you take a look at the charts throughout the years, whether you go back 10, 20, 40, 50 years, the medals have always been very volatile.
[00:43:18]  And it's always been a safety play for investors.
[00:43:21]  Whenever times get uncertain in the equities markets and other markets and other financial instruments, I'm not one who goes in long-term on metals.
[00:43:30]  But that's just me.
[00:43:31]  But don't get me wrong.
[00:43:32]  I'm riding the gold wave, baby.
[00:43:36]  I'm riding that gold wave.
[00:43:38]  Don't get me wrong.

=== Nintendo Memories And Power Pads (08:54) ===

[00:43:40]  Anyway, thanks a lot, Wild Goose, even though for the poop tickler comment, everything will appreciate that.
[00:43:45]  Anyway, 646-652-4869.
[00:43:47]  Let's see who else we got on the horn here.
[00:43:49]  We got Pivot Idiot.
[00:43:50]  What's up?
[00:43:51]  Nice shout out.
[00:43:52]  Hey, Ghost.
[00:43:53]  This is Billy Mayfonto Paltalk.
[00:43:56]  Who is it?
[00:43:57]  Billy Mayfound Palk.
[00:43:59]  Oh, how's it going, man?
[00:44:01]  You know what I think I'm doing for the Hurricane?
[00:44:03]  I'm going to ride out the Storming The Style of Doctor Strange Love.
[00:44:07]  You're going to watch Doctor Strange Love, huh?
[00:44:09]  No, I don't ride the Storm of the Style with Dr. Strangelove.
[00:44:12]  You know the bomb scene?
[00:44:14]  Yeah.
[00:44:15]  I'm going to just go out there, wild my hat, and yell woohoo.
[00:44:22]  Hopefully, I and it will be awesome.
[00:44:25]  All right.
[00:44:26]  Well, you know, I'm very proud of you.
[00:44:28]  All right.
[00:44:28]  Now, here's a little lollipop.
[00:44:30]  Now go home to Mammy.
[00:44:32]  603, you're on the horn.
[00:44:34]  What's up?
[00:44:36]  Oh, hi, Mark.
[00:44:38]  Hello?
[00:44:42]  You're taking too long, for Christ's sake.
[00:44:44]  Who do we got?
[00:44:45]  We got Bloodhawk.
[00:44:46]  What's up?
[00:44:46]  You're on the horn.
[00:44:47]  Hey, so I wanted to talk about Bernanke's speech that he gave on Friday.
[00:44:52]  And I was reading a little article about it by someone I'm not a very big fan of, Paul Krugman.
[00:44:58]  I'm sure you've heard of him.
[00:44:58]  He's kind of an idiot.
[00:44:59]  Jesus Christ, yeah.
[00:45:01]  But he had a little excerpt that I found that was kind of interesting.
[00:45:04]  And it's kind of short, and it's actually kind of interesting, even though he is someone I don't agree with.
[00:45:13]  So here we go.
[00:45:14]  Pinky moved to the next wing and started sweat sawing.
[00:45:17]  Destinant struggle this time.
[00:45:18]  She's given up trucking.
[00:45:19]  Stupid idiot.
[00:45:20]  You are stupid moron.
[00:45:22]  You would sound like somebody who reads Paul Krugman, you fruit bowl.
[00:45:28]  All right.
[00:45:29]  Oh, yeah.
[00:45:30]  I Krugman's little article in the New York Times.
[00:45:33]  I mean, he's just so leftist.
[00:45:36]  You know, he just knows what to talk about when it comes to liberal propaganda.
[00:45:41]  Fruity ass bastards.
[00:45:43]  Something wrong with you over producing estrogen, femi-ass fruit bowls.
[00:45:48]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:45:48]  You know that, right?
[00:45:50]  You know that.
[00:45:51]  Now, now, it could be heredity.
[00:45:53]  It could be environment.
[00:45:55]  I don't know.
[00:45:56]  All right.
[00:45:56]  I don't know.
[00:45:59]  Anyway, who else do we got going on over here?
[00:46:01]  We got burned food stamps.
[00:46:13]  Artists Program, huh?
[00:46:16]  Yeah.
[00:46:17]  Don't get me wrong.
[00:46:18]  I like the 8-bit.
[00:46:19]  It kind of reminds you of the old Nintendo.
[00:46:23]  Let me tell you something right now.
[00:46:24]  When the Nintendo first came out in like 1985, I bought that son of a bitch.
[00:46:29]  You understand what I'm saying?
[00:46:30]  Everybody in the neighborhood was at the house, you know, playing Super Mario Brother.
[00:46:41]  I mean, the duck hunt, you know?
[00:46:46]  Man, then they came out with some cool games like Contra.
[00:46:48]  Remember Contra?
[00:46:49]  Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, and start, huh?
[00:46:54]  Yeah, yeah, remember Transylvania?
[00:46:57]  That was another cool game.
[00:47:00]  Double Dragon, another cool game.
[00:47:02]  You know, I even bought the power pad.
[00:47:05]  Can you believe that?
[00:47:06]  I was one of the assholes that bought the power pad.
[00:47:09]  It was just stupid.
[00:47:10]  You know?
[00:47:11]  Just stupid.
[00:47:12]  I bought the power glove because I had Mike Tyson's punch out.
[00:47:15]  You know, I thought that the, you know, that the mic, you know, I don't know what the hell I thought.
[00:47:18]  It was ridiculous.
[00:47:20]  But I still bought it.
[00:47:21]  I really liked the old 8-bit games.
[00:47:23]  You know, it was Nintendo, man.
[00:47:26]  You know, they're pretty innovative.
[00:47:28]  Anyway, let's see.
[00:47:29]  646-652-4869.
[00:47:31]  Didn't mean to get off on that reminiscent, nostalgic run-through of 8-bit gaming.
[00:47:39]  But I do appreciate the old Nintendo games.
[00:47:42]  I'm telling you that right now.
[00:47:43]  All right?
[00:47:44]  I mean, every time a new Mario game came out, are you kidding me?
[00:47:48]  I was right there.
[00:47:49]  All right?
[00:47:49]  Mario 2, classic.
[00:47:52]  Mario 3, another classic.
[00:47:55]  You know?
[00:47:56]  But then when they made the Super Nintendo and then the Nintendo 64, they started losing me.
[00:48:01]  I wasn't going to sit over here and continue.
[00:48:03]  I'm not going to continue buying this crap.
[00:48:05]  Are you kidding me?
[00:48:07]  Man, you either put out a goddamn gaming system that's going to be has just as much of longevity as the Nintendo, the first one, or I'm not going to buy it.
[00:48:21]  Anyway, sorry.
[00:48:23]  646-652-4869.
[00:48:26]  We got Nature Davey.
[00:48:27]  What's up?
[00:48:28]  You're on the horn.
[00:48:32]  What?
[00:48:33]  As the Spaniard, just want to give a big shout out to Spare Me the Aunt and Spare Me the Duck.
[00:48:38]  Shut up, you stupid Scottish kilt wearing bagpipe up your ass having fruit bowl.
[00:48:43]  All right?
[00:48:44]  Nobody really gives a crap.
[00:48:45]  All right?
[00:48:47]  Don't shove that and your head up Sean Connery's asshole, you fruit bowl.
[00:48:54]  Sean Connery.
[00:48:54]  Yeah, that's your contribution, huh?
[00:48:56]  You Scottish prick, huh?
[00:48:58]  Sean Connery.
[00:48:59]  Hey, did everybody remember that Barbara Walters interview that Sean Connery gave?
[00:49:03]  You know, I think it's every now and then a woman deserves a smack to the mouth.
[00:49:08]  Y'all remember that?
[00:49:10]  Y'all remember that?
[00:49:11]  This guy actually said that to Barbara Walters.
[00:49:14]  You know, every now and then a woman deserves a good smack every now and then.
[00:49:17]  You know what I mean?
[00:49:22]  Oh, that was funny.
[00:49:24]  Anyway, and Barbara Wo-Wo, she was like, huh?
[00:49:30]  I remember that, man.
[00:49:31]  What are the days?
[00:49:32]  It was acceptable in the 80s.
[00:49:36]  It was acceptable at the time.
[00:49:40]  I got love for you if you was born in the 80s, the 80s.
[00:49:46]  Oh, yeah.
[00:49:48]  I got love for you if you were born in the 80s, the 80s.
[00:49:54]  Sorry.
[00:49:55]  Tension breaker had to be done.
[00:49:58]  Area code, no, no, I'm not going to get another area.
[00:50:00]  Let's get one more Skype person.
[00:50:02]  Hey, Sam Swissgood, what's going on?
[00:50:05]  Hey, what's going on, Goose?
[00:50:07]  I was actually listening to your show the other night, and you were talking about all the foreign policy and stuff.
[00:50:13]  Yeah.
[00:50:14]  I was wanting to bring that up partly because of just the way that the way that I've got our government and the way that it's currently working.
[00:50:21]  I mean, basically have two princesses up running everything.
[00:50:25]  And what's going to happen?
[00:50:27]  Yeah, you stupid bronies.
[00:50:29]  I'm telling you.
[00:50:29]  You know, you bronies are starting to get on my freaking nerves.
[00:50:32]  Not to mention, your 386SX computer is laggy.
[00:50:36]  All right?
[00:50:37]  I mean, you probably got one of those modems where you got to put the phone into the little cup thing.
[00:50:42]  Y'all remember that?
[00:50:44]  Y'all remember when you had to, you know, take the phone and then put it into the little the little phone cup suction cup thing and then you you plugged it into your computer and that was your modem.
[00:50:53]  Remember that crap?
[00:50:55]  Give me a freaking break.
[00:50:58]  No, this is before modems were, you know, put in as PCI or slots or anything like that.
[00:51:05]  Was before that.
[00:51:07]  Anyway, let's see.
[00:51:09]  Who else we got?
[00:51:10]  Area code 603, what's up?
[00:51:15]  What's going on?
[00:51:17]  I'm so happy I have you as my best friend.
[00:51:20]  Oh, yeah?
[00:51:21]  I'm your best friend?
[00:51:29]  Are you okay?
[00:51:31]  I'm tired.
[00:51:32]  I wasted.
[00:51:34]  Hello, darling.
[00:51:37]  You stupid soundboard prick.
[00:51:41]  I mean, come on, man.
[00:51:42]  This is a spontaneous Saturday edition, for Christ's sake, all right?
[00:51:47]  All right, we deserve better than this.
[00:51:51]  Jesus Christ.
[00:51:52]  Who else we got going on over here?
[00:51:53]  781, you're on the horn.
[00:51:56]  Hello.
[00:51:57]  Hey, what's up?
[00:51:59]  I like to say that niggers are gay, and I love niggers.
[00:52:03]  Well, you know, I'm sure you do.
[00:52:04]  It sounds like it, for Christ's sake.
[00:52:06]  It sounds like you're taking Alabama Black Snake up the colon right now.
[00:52:10]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:52:12]  Mr. Prolapse Anus just gave us a call, talked about how he likes Alabama Black Snake on the next Geraldo.
[00:52:18]  Jesus Christ.
[00:52:19]  Hey, we got Karai.
[00:52:20]  What's going on, Karai?
[00:52:21]  You there?
[00:52:22]  Hey, Ghost.
[00:52:24]  How's it going?
[00:52:25]  Not too bad yourself?
[00:52:27]  I'm just, you know, sitting here on the spontaneous Saturday edition, not getting any respect by any of the callers out here.
[00:52:33]  But other than that, I'm all right.
[00:52:34]  How are you doing?

=== Why I Avoid Currency Trading (03:26) ===

[00:52:35]  I'm not doing too bad.
[00:52:37]  I was wondering what your opinion is on the currency trade market.
[00:52:41]  I know you talk a lot about the stock exchange and selling trading metals, but I don't think I've ever heard you talk about trading currencies.
[00:52:53]  Well, the reason I don't talk about trading currencies is because it's not lucrative to trade currencies any longer.
[00:52:59]  And that's my personal opinion.
[00:53:00]  It used to be cool back when economic prosperity was hitting emerging markets, and you could literally double your money by exchanging American dollars to what used to be the Euro.
[00:53:14]  You could have done it to a whole bunch of other emerging markets in Asia, South America, so on and so forth.
[00:53:20]  But in my personal opinion, I just don't leave my assets in cash.
[00:53:25]  The only cash that I do have is set aside in a checking and a savings account, and that's only to get access to cash when I need to pay things that require cash.
[00:53:36]  You know, I don't particularly like to exchange any more currency notes.
[00:53:41]  I used to do that.
[00:53:42]  Don't get me wrong.
[00:53:42]  It's still a viable financial instrument, I guess, if you want to bottom feed on, I guess, 10 or 15 cent swing on a given currency.
[00:53:52]  But in my personal opinion, I'm just not a big fan of currency trading at this point in time.
[00:53:56]  There's not a government that is fiscally responsible and not a government that understands the monetary system or money mechanics enough to be able to trust as far as putting your dollars into any given currency.
[00:54:13]  I'm not feeling it, man.
[00:54:18]  Oh, yeah, sorry.
[00:54:20]  Yeah, because I was asking because my father was telling me that trading currencies was a very safe bet compared to trading stocks.
[00:54:30]  They're a lot less dangerous.
[00:54:34]  That's true.
[00:54:35]  I mean, you know, you lose a lot less in currency, but still, you still lose value, especially if you have some bad news that comes out of any particular government.
[00:54:45]  I mean, you take a look at the Euro.
[00:54:47]  I mean, just imagine all the people that exchange their whatever currencies into the Euro at the peak of its value.
[00:54:55]  They're only half value of that particular high point, and you're still holding that cash at the exchange rate of what you exchanged it for At its peak value.
[00:55:06]  I just, you know, in my per per particular opinion, there's just not enough profit for the risk.
[00:55:12]  Of course, everybody, you know, has their own financial instrument.
[00:55:15]  That's definitely a bear type of an investment.
[00:55:18]  I'm more of a bull, if you will.
[00:55:21]  You understand?
[00:55:21]  I'm a bullish person.
[00:55:23]  A tentative bull, of course.
[00:55:25]  I'm not somebody who's just throw caution to the wind and start gambling with money.
[00:55:29]  I mean, you know, stock market is not a gamble.
[00:55:32]  All right, it's calculated risk.
[00:55:34]  You know, it's being able to read consumer sentiment if it's based upon consumer sentiment.
[00:55:40]  It's being able to read certain litigations if it's based upon litigation.
[00:55:44]  Believe it or not, I've made lots of money prognosticating the outcomes of certain litigations when it came to companies.
[00:55:51]  That's a big play to be looked upon.
[00:55:55]  You have to be able to understand different trends in different sectors.

=== Calling For Capitalist Commentary Only (15:08) ===

[00:56:02]  That's all I'm saying.
[00:56:05]  Anyway, thanks a lot for calling, Karai.
[00:56:07]  Once again, I'm not big on currency trading.
[00:56:10]  I'd rather do something completely different than currency trading.
[00:56:13]  I'd rather buy physical gold or put the money into an ETF.
[00:56:19]  I'd rather options trade.
[00:56:22]  I'd rather short, if you will.
[00:56:25]  There are other financial instruments, but unfortunately, currency trading is just not something that I particularly oblige to.
[00:56:36]  Anyway, we got Navy Husky on the horn.
[00:56:38]  What's up?
[00:56:39]  All right, I've been thinking.
[00:56:42]  When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade.
[00:56:45]  Make life take the lemons back.
[00:56:47]  Get mad.
[00:56:50]  Jesus Christ.
[00:56:51]  And this is supposed to be funny.
[00:56:55]  This is hilarious here.
[00:56:56]  This is supposed to be something that people are finding humorous in this dry-witted humor America.
[00:57:03]  Sick of this goddamn dry-witted humor crap.
[00:57:06]  You understand what I'm saying?
[00:57:08]  You don't understand.
[00:57:10]  There's an epidemic happening in comedy, not just here in America, but throughout the international community, of dry-witted humor.
[00:57:18]  Now, I don't like dry-witted humor because it's not funny.
[00:57:22]  All right?
[00:57:23]  I'm sick and tired of these stupid little jokes, you know, and that just make that just give you those laughs that go, ha ha.
[00:57:32]  That's not funny, asshole.
[00:57:34]  All right?
[00:57:36]  All right.
[00:57:36]  Steve Corell is not funny.
[00:57:38]  The office, not funny.
[00:57:40]  All right?
[00:57:42]  What was that stupid dumb little ridiculous nerd comedy sitcom that's out nowadays with the two nerds?
[00:57:50]  You know, one's a half a fruit.
[00:57:52]  The other one was that Dyke Gilbert's boyfriend and Roseanne.
[00:57:57]  What was it called?
[00:57:58]  What was it called?
[00:57:59]  I mean, it got, damn it, I forgot the damn name of it.
[00:58:02]  Yeah, no, no, not two and a half men.
[00:58:04]  That one, two.
[00:58:06]  No, I'm talking about the Big Bang theory.
[00:58:10]  That's what I'm talking about.
[00:58:11]  The stupid Big Bang theory.
[00:58:13]  That's not funny.
[00:58:14]  All right, assholes.
[00:58:16]  Not funny.
[00:58:19]  Jesus Christ.
[00:58:21]  Not funny.
[00:58:25]  Stupid, dry-witted humor that's being shitted out of the ass of Seth Rogan and that fat jelly ass Jonah Hill and that other idiot Cerna, that stupid asshole who's like 40 years old, still acting like he's a 15-year-old kid.
[00:58:40]  That crap is not funny.
[00:58:43]  All right?
[00:58:44]  And any of you people that think that's funny, you need to take that, you know, probably about 18-inch long stick and just take it out of your anal passage without giving yourself splinters of the poop chute.
[00:58:58]  I mean, seriously.
[00:59:01]  Give me a break.
[00:59:04]  Anyway, 646-652-4869.
[00:59:07]  This is a spontaneous Saturday edition of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
[00:59:11]  And the reason that I came up on here is because of yesterday's broadcast was just completely obnoxious.
[00:59:20]  And I just got completely and utterly inebriated.
[00:59:24]  And I just wanted to extend my apologies to all the capitalists that are out there who are listening, who witnessed that drunkard display of just unbelievable just immature angst.
[00:59:40]  And I just wanted to say I'm sorry to those folks out there.
[00:59:42]  I may take down episode number 140 so that it can never be circulated again out there in the internets because it just wasn't me.
[00:59:53]  You understand?
[00:59:54]  I mean, it was just too much beer.
[00:59:56]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:59:57]  I mean, and did you hear how many beers I was cracking open for Christ's sake?
[01:00:01]  I was chugging them.
[01:00:02]  Do you hear me?
[01:00:02]  I mean, I'm just chugging it in there like it was gasoline for Christ's sake.
[01:00:06]  You know what I mean?
[01:00:08]  Oh, man.
[01:00:10]  Anyway, don't download it.
[01:00:12]  All right.
[01:00:12]  Don't download it.
[01:00:14]  I'm going to take it off.
[01:00:15]  You know, and I just don't want to, I don't want to, I don't want anybody to hear how disgustingly disgraceful I was drinking.
[01:00:25]  You know what I mean?
[01:00:27]  I may have to take a step back from the sauce for Christ's sake.
[01:00:30]  All right?
[01:00:31]  I don't know.
[01:00:33]  Jesus Christ.
[01:00:34]  Anyway, what else we got over here?
[01:00:35]  646-652-4869.
[01:00:38]  Once again, I know Irene is hitting North Carolina.
[01:00:43]  Come on and raise up.
[01:00:44]  I know that North Carolina is being hit by Hurricane Irene right now.
[01:00:49]  But once again, to all the capitalists out there on the East Coast, bunker down, protect yourselves and protect your family, all right?
[01:00:56]  We need you.
[01:00:58]  We need you alive for Christ's sake.
[01:01:00]  So please take care of yourself, all right?
[01:01:05]  Anyway, we are in the second hour of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
[01:01:09]  And of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
[01:01:15]  And once, again, folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
[01:01:19]  This is a spontaneous Saturday edition of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
[01:01:24]  And before we get into anything else, I'd like for everybody to please retweet the broadcast, all right?
[01:01:30]  All right, go to the forums, go to the blogs, go to the social networks and spread it around like wildfire and let everybody know that True Capitalist Radio is in effect and in the house.
[01:01:42]  All right?
[01:01:44]  Moreover, you got all kinds of little buttons underneath the player there.
[01:01:48]  You know, you had a little tweet this button, a little Facebook like button for Christ's sake.
[01:01:52]  Use and abuse those buttons, all right?
[01:01:55]  It's just a freaking click, for Christ's sake.
[01:02:00]  I better calm down for Christ.
[01:02:01]  I'm already sweating.
[01:02:02]  I'm sweating for Christ's sake.
[01:02:04]  You know, it's all that beer I was drinking last night.
[01:02:08]  Sweating, man.
[01:02:11]  Anyway, 646-652-4869 is the number to call.
[01:02:15]  I don't know how long we're going to continue this broadcast because this is a spontaneous edition of the True Capitalist Radio show.
[01:02:23]  So I'm just, I don't know how long we're going to continue this.
[01:02:26]  I'm just doing this as a, you know, as a potential special edition for the folks that are capitalists out there that wanted to hear some capitalist commentary and not hear me, you know, act like an obnoxious drunkard.
[01:02:44]  What else?
[01:02:44]  Who else do we have here?
[01:02:45]  We got a friendly capitalist on the horn.
[01:02:47]  What's going on, man?
[01:02:48]  How you doing?
[01:02:49]  It needs to be about 20% cooler.
[01:02:53]  You stupid dumb brony.
[01:02:56]  I hate Bronies 85.
[01:02:58]  What's up?
[01:02:58]  How you doing?
[01:03:00]  Don't think dopey pop up.
[01:03:01]  Wake up.
[01:03:01]  Don't think dopey pot.
[01:03:03]  Filthy building pot to break a filthy building pot cotton.
[01:03:06]  Stupid stuff.
[01:03:08]  For Christ's sake.
[01:03:09]  We don't need to start this crap right now.
[01:03:12]  You understand that?
[01:03:13]  I don't want to do this.
[01:03:14]  I'm not doing this on a Saturday.
[01:03:16]  Do you understand that, you stupid, sorry, sex of brony little fruit bowl estrogen in the ass happen, tickling your damn dingleberry ass-written chicken-eating cornborn crap?
[01:03:26]  I don't want to do this goddamn crap today.
[01:03:30]  Do you understand that?
[01:03:31]  I don't want to do this crap.
[01:03:35]  I don't deserve this.
[01:03:39]  Anyway, 646652-4869 is the number to call.
[01:03:42]  This is a spontaneous Saturday edition.
[01:03:45]  I really don't appreciate you folks calling up here doing this.
[01:03:49]  All right?
[01:03:51]  I really don't appreciate you people calling up and doing this.
[01:03:54]  You people are pieces of crap.
[01:03:55]  All right?
[01:03:56]  You assholes that are calling up, playing these stupid little soundboards, little YouTube videos and all that.
[01:04:01]  You people are pieces of four-flushing crap.
[01:04:04]  That's what you are.
[01:04:09]  We got 508.
[01:04:10]  You're on the horn.
[01:04:12]  Hello?
[01:04:13]  Yeah.
[01:04:17]  What's going on?
[01:04:21]  508, you're going to say something?
[01:04:26]  Jesus Christ, you're playing with your Peter Popper for Christ's sake.
[01:04:28]  We got Jake Cotton.
[01:04:29]  What's going on, Jay Cotton?
[01:04:32]  I am your host of the Mandate Codos.
[01:04:35]  I'm a goddamn racist.
[01:04:37]  I'm a goddamn fish and crap.
[01:04:39]  I am your host and the man-based code.
[01:04:41]  Get that goddamn soft girl!
[01:04:51]  I know there's a lot of people out there making that stupid little song popular.
[01:04:55]  You know, I saw it on the little charts on YouTube.
[01:04:58]  Oh, yeah, real fun.
[01:05:00]  Real funny assholes, all right?
[01:05:03]  Real funny.
[01:05:06]  Yeah, yeah, I saw it.
[01:05:07]  Yeah, I saw it, you stupid Milky Lickers.
[01:05:09]  I don't appreciate it, all right?
[01:05:12]  I don't know how many times I have to reiterate this to you, simplistic, dumb, imbecilic morons, all right?
[01:05:17]  Stop sucking your thumbs and giving yourself a cleft palate and understand what I'm telling you.
[01:05:23]  My show is serious business.
[01:05:26]  Do you understand?
[01:05:28]  I've got tens of thousands of capitalists who listen to me throughout the world.
[01:05:34]  And for you people to sit here and besmirch the integrity of this show, for you stupid, silly, bad period-smelling scumbags to sit here and besmirch the integrity of me.
[01:05:49]  I'm telling you something right now.
[01:05:51]  You idiots are going to get it.
[01:05:54]  That's all I'm saying.
[01:05:55]  You idiots are going to goddamn get it.
[01:06:00]  Jesus Christ.
[01:06:01]  Who else do we got going on over here?
[01:06:02]  We got.
[01:06:06]  Jesus, the same schmucks calling up.
[01:06:08]  Do you think I want to call on you, huh?
[01:06:10]  Navy husky, you stupid Milky Licker.
[01:06:12]  Get off my line, you stupid idiot.
[01:06:16]  We got Capitalist Uncle.
[01:06:18]  What's going on, Capitalist Uncle?
[01:06:20]  I am your host of the Mandate Codos.
[01:06:27]  I am your host of the Mandate Codos.
[01:06:32]  I mean, I don't know what.
[01:06:34]  I'm just, I'm sick.
[01:06:35]  I'm putting a spontaneous Saturday edition.
[01:06:40]  And look, this is what they're doing.
[01:06:41]  You know, they think this is a real funny thing to do on Saturday, for Christ's sake.
[01:06:44]  Did everybody hear this crap?
[01:06:45]  Everybody hear this getting this garbage?
[01:06:48]  I get no kind of respect whatsoever.
[01:06:50]  You know, I don't even need to be here.
[01:06:51]  I don't even need to be here for Christ's sake.
[01:06:56]  Calm down.
[01:06:58]  I don't even need to be here.
[01:07:00]  You know?
[01:07:02]  But you pieces of crap.
[01:07:06]  God damn it.
[01:07:10]  I'm just going to calm down.
[01:07:11]  I'm not going to let you idiots get to me.
[01:07:12]  Y'all got to me yesterday for Christ's sake.
[01:07:14]  I mean, y'all made an ass of me when I was drunk.
[01:07:16]  You know what I'm saying?
[01:07:18]  Should all be ashamed of yourselves.
[01:07:20]  All of you.
[01:07:22]  Took advantage of me for Christ's sake.
[01:07:25]  You know, I was like one of these 18-year-old bimbos after a fraternity party, you know, shit-faced drunk.
[01:07:29]  You know, you took advantage of me.
[01:07:31]  You know what I'm saying?
[01:07:34]  That's what you did.
[01:07:35]  You know it, and I know it.
[01:07:39]  Jesus Christ.
[01:07:40]  Who else do we got going on?
[01:07:41]  6466524869 is the number to call.
[01:07:45]  I want to hear from you, all right?
[01:07:46]  What do you got to say?
[01:07:48]  We got awesome one, two, three.
[01:07:50]  What's up?
[01:07:51]  You're on the horn.
[01:07:54]  Well, you're taking too long.
[01:07:56]  Who else do we have?
[01:07:57]  We got Akido Mordecai.
[01:07:59]  What's going on?
[01:08:03]  Hello?
[01:08:04]  Hello?
[01:08:06]  Good afternoon.
[01:08:07]  My name is Twilight Sparkle.
[01:08:10]  Jesus Christ, you stupid sick bronies, for Christ's sake.
[01:08:16]  I mean, you see, this is what we get for taking away Saturday morning cartoons.
[01:08:20]  You know, these idiots would still be watching that right now instead of, you know, listening to the True Capitalist radio broadcast playing this disgusting, despicable nonsense, huh?
[01:08:31]  And this is what we get.
[01:08:32]  You know, these simplistic morons, these, you know, estrogen in the anal passage having fruit bowls that insist on being a 30-year-old hairy-assed male and calling themselves a brony because they watch my little pony.
[01:08:48]  Isn't it great?
[01:08:49]  Isn't it?
[01:08:50]  Jesus Christ.
[01:08:53]  Good Lord.
[01:08:57]  Tony, I don't even need to be here for Christ's sake.
[01:08:59]  You know what I mean?
[01:09:00]  I mean, I could be doing something right now.
[01:09:01]  It's Saturday.
[01:09:03]  Thinking about going out to the lake for Christ's sake.
[01:09:05]  You know what I mean?
[01:09:06]  Chartering a boat.
[01:09:08]  You know what I mean?
[01:09:10]  Having some dinner out there on the lake for Christ's sake.
[01:09:12]  No, no BS.
[01:09:15]  Got a lovely Travis out here in Austin, Texas, baby.
[01:09:18]  You know what I'm saying?
[01:09:18]  Woohoo!
[01:09:22]  Anyway, let me go ahead and take some more callers here.
[01:09:25]  6466524869.
[01:09:27]  219, what's going on?
[01:09:29]  You're on the horn.
[01:09:30]  Hey, ghosts.
[01:09:31]  How are you doing, man?
[01:09:32]  How's it going?
[01:09:35]  Thanks a lot, man.
[01:09:36]  Yeah, I really like the show, but I liked it a lot when Howard Stern was doing it 10 years ago.
[01:09:41]  Yeah, stupid idiot.
[01:09:42]  What, what?
[01:09:43]  Howard Stern was doing what?
[01:09:47]  Yeah, you stupid idiot.
[01:09:48]  You know what Howard Stern was doing 10 years ago?
[01:09:51]  He was throwing salami at porn stars' asses.
[01:09:54]  All right.
[01:09:55]  He was bringing trans-testicle midgets on his show for interviews 10 years ago.
[01:10:00]  All right?
[01:10:01]  You know, this guy was bringing, you know, twin-headed porn stars.
[01:10:06]  You know what I'm saying?
[01:10:07]  I mean, this is what this idiot was doing.
[01:10:10]  Don't compare me to that disgusting, prostate-infected, food-gumming, ovalteen-drinking, golden girls-watching, wig on the head-having piece of crap called Howard Stern.
[01:10:22]  Do you understand?
[01:10:23]  Do not compare me.
[01:10:24]  There is no comparison.
[01:10:28]  There is no comparison.
[01:10:32]  All right.
[01:10:32]  6466524869.
[01:10:35]  We're supposed to be taking calls.
[01:10:36]  This is a spontaneous Saturday edition.
[01:10:39]  And unfortunately, we're getting bombarded by a bunch of agitators of the program.
[01:10:44]  And obviously, these are these idiots that are collecting entitlements that us as capitalists continue to sustain.
[01:10:52]  And I don't understand why, folks.
[01:10:53]  I don't understand why we continue to sustain the pieces of garbage, these wastes of human life that are providing absolutely nothing.
[01:11:03]  Absolutely nothing.
[01:11:07]  Except turning perfectly good food into crap.

=== Fruiting Up During Live Calls (07:19) ===

[01:11:10]  That's what they do.
[01:11:11]  Turning perfectly good food into shit.
[01:11:13]  That's their contribution.
[01:11:14]  That's it, huh?
[01:11:15]  Great.
[01:11:19]  Jesus Christ.
[01:11:23]  I don't even know if I want to do this show this Saturday.
[01:11:25]  You people are getting me jaded for Christ's sake.
[01:11:27]  No, I'm not giving shout-outs.
[01:11:29]  Summit up your ass, all right?
[01:11:31]  I mean, I don't even know if I want to do this show, man.
[01:11:34]  I mean, every time I do this show in an attempt to try to, I don't know, try to have some kind of a heart for Christ's sake.
[01:11:41]  You know what I mean?
[01:11:42]  You idiots, stab me.
[01:11:43]  That's what you do.
[01:11:44]  You idiots, stab me.
[01:11:46]  You stab me right here.
[01:11:47]  Right.
[01:11:49]  Right in the goddamn heart.
[01:11:54]  And I really don't need to do this crap.
[01:11:56]  You understand?
[01:11:56]  I really don't.
[01:11:57]  I don't need this type of harassment.
[01:11:59]  I don't need this type of troll terrorism.
[01:12:02]  Do you understand?
[01:12:03]  I don't need this amount of disrespect.
[01:12:05]  You people are besmirching my goddamn show, and I don't appreciate it.
[01:12:09]  You know, this used to be a great show.
[01:12:11]  Do you understand?
[01:12:12]  Tens of thousands of capitalists listening to me throughout the world for insight, you know, for financial advice for Christ's sake.
[01:12:19]  And now it's been bombarded by a bunch of over-feminine, fruity-ass bronies, you know, pink-ting playing fruit bowl homosexuals, muffdiving, bull-nosed bulldykes, left-wing, bedwitting, long-haired liberal hippies.
[01:12:36]  I mean, I just, I mean, it's just disgusting.
[01:12:39]  It's disgraceful, man.
[01:12:41]  You know?
[01:12:44]  It really is.
[01:12:44]  It's disgraceful.
[01:12:49]  Jesus Christ.
[01:12:53]  I mean, it's not even Saturday in the evening, and these people are fruiting it up.
[01:12:57]  You know what I mean?
[01:12:59]  It's not even, you know, it's 212 out here in Austin, Texas, and these guys are fruiting it up out here.
[01:13:06]  They're fruiting it up.
[01:13:10]  Jesus Christ.
[01:13:11]  Anyway, well, let's take some more callers, all right?
[01:13:14]  646-652-4869.
[01:13:16]  We got area code 603.
[01:13:18]  What's up?
[01:13:18]  You're on the horn.
[01:13:19]  Bye!
[01:13:23]  Your mother, Ghosts Cowboy ad.
[01:13:27]  What's up?
[01:13:27]  You're on the horn.
[01:13:29]  Fuck you, shit.
[01:13:30]  Fuck your little starving.
[01:13:33]  Fuck that fucking mill hole and fuck the wall horse.
[01:13:37]  Fuck every salad.
[01:13:39]  Goddamn son of a bitch.
[01:13:40]  Get up for Christ's sake.
[01:13:46]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[01:13:48]  I'm just, I'm sick of this crap.
[01:13:50]  Yeah?
[01:13:53]  I'm sick of it.
[01:13:55]  These people are fruiting it up for Christ's sake.
[01:13:57]  Listen, go ahead.
[01:13:58]  Hey, engineer, throw on some fruit bowl music for these fruit bowls, all right?
[01:14:07]  Well, it doesn't matter what it is.
[01:14:09]  These people are out here fruiting it up.
[01:14:11]  Look at them.
[01:14:12]  Look at them.
[01:14:12]  Their assholes are puffering up right now, just anticipating some fruit bowl music being played.
[01:14:17]  Look at these filthy, disgusting, glory wholesale and scumbags.
[01:14:21]  Look at these over-feminine, having asshole popcorn pieces of glory wholeserving crap.
[01:14:26]  Look at them!
[01:14:30]  Put some fruit bowl music on, engineer.
[01:14:32]  Look at them.
[01:14:33]  That's what they want.
[01:14:34]  That's what they want.
[01:14:35]  That's what they're yearning for.
[01:14:36]  Look at them.
[01:14:37]  Look at them.
[01:14:38]  They're perspiring in desire as they anticipate the fruit bowl music, huh?
[01:14:45]  You sit-twisted freaks.
[01:14:50]  Go ahead and put it on, engineer.
[01:14:55]  There we go.
[01:14:57]  Uh-oh.
[01:14:59]  You're fruiting it up now, huh?
[01:15:01]  Wait a minute, I don't want to let it turn that off, Vicky.
[01:15:04]  Turn it shut it off for Christ's sake.
[01:15:06]  I don't want to hear that boy George butt-loving crap.
[01:15:11]  Put something else.
[01:15:13]  Put something else that's fruiting up.
[01:15:15]  I don't want to hear today, boy George, that half a woman, now bald and looking freak.
[01:15:19]  I mean, put something else for Christ's sake.
[01:15:22]  Good God.
[01:15:24]  You got something?
[01:15:28]  All right.
[01:15:29]  Uh-oh, hey-oh.
[01:15:31]  Uh-oh.
[01:15:33]  Here it is.
[01:15:35]  Uh-oh.
[01:15:37]  Look at everybody fruiting up.
[01:15:39]  Look at everybody right now, fruiting up, for Christ's sake.
[01:15:41]  Look at everybody.
[01:15:42]  Uh-oh.
[01:15:42]  They're fruiting up.
[01:15:44]  Uh, yeah, yeah.
[01:15:46]  Yeah.
[01:15:47]  Ugh.
[01:15:48]  Fruiting.
[01:15:49]  Uh.
[01:15:50]  Yeah.
[01:15:51]  Ugh.
[01:15:52]  Shantae.
[01:15:57]  Look at these people fruiting up.
[01:15:58]  They're fruiting up.
[01:16:00]  Let me speak at you on a tree.
[01:16:03]  You're fruiting up for Christmas.
[01:16:05]  Rootin' it up!
[01:16:24]  Let me show you the world in my eyes.
[01:16:55]  Everyone in math believe me.
[01:17:03]  Now let my body do me.
[01:17:10]  Fruiting up for Christ's sake.
[01:17:12]  Look at them.
[01:17:13]  It's disgusting.
[01:17:14]  They're fruiting up.
[01:17:42]  All right, get that stupid fruit ball crap.
[01:17:45]  Get out of here.
[01:17:46]  Get out of here.
[01:17:46]  Smelling up the whole room like butt crack, fruiting it up.
[01:17:52]  Jesus Christ.
[01:17:55]  Anyway, folks, I didn't mean for this episode to get this way.
[01:17:59]  The reason I even brought this episode up was to apologize for yesterday's disgusting drunkard display.
[01:18:07]  And now we've got depeche mode being played because these idiots are fruiting it up.
[01:18:12]  They're fruiting it all up for Christ's sake.
[01:18:16]  Let me show you.

=== Federal Reserve Monetary Mechanics (03:42) ===

[01:18:30]  Anyway, 646-652-4869, this number to call.
[01:18:34]  Let me take some callers here.
[01:18:35]  A spontaneous Saturday edition.
[01:18:38]  And the only way that you would have been able to know that my show was coming onto the air is if you'd have followed me on Twitter.
[01:18:45]  All right.
[01:18:46]  And the Twitter name to follow is GhostPolitics.
[01:18:48]  All one word, no underscores.
[01:18:50]  All right, ghost politics.
[01:18:53]  Let's continue on, shall we?
[01:18:55]  Who else do we got?
[01:18:56]  We got Gray Fox on the horn.
[01:18:57]  He just called up.
[01:18:58]  What's going on, Gray Fox?
[01:18:59]  How you doing?
[01:19:04]  You're just playing with you, Peter Popper.
[01:19:07]  Who else we got?
[01:19:08]  We got Dunlop.
[01:19:09]  What's up?
[01:19:14]  Jesus Christ, shut that stupid Celine Dion, crustated crap up.
[01:19:18]  Shut up.
[01:19:19]  We got Nutter.
[01:19:20]  What's going on, Nutter?
[01:19:22]  Hey, how you doing, Ghost?
[01:19:24]  How you doing?
[01:19:25]  So I wanted to ask you, do you think that the Federal Reserve has really done its job, what it thought it was made for?
[01:19:32]  Because I know there's different kinds of standpoints on whether the Federal Reserve is rather capable of doing what it was made for.
[01:19:40]  And I'm not going to really voice my opinion on this.
[01:19:42]  And I know there's different points of capitalism about it.
[01:19:46]  Different capitalists believe different things.
[01:19:47]  But what do you think about the Federal Reserve and how effective do you think it's?
[01:19:52]  Well, no, it's a good question, Nutter.
[01:19:54]  You know, I think that the Federal Reserve has tried, with the exception of Greenspan's tenure, I thought that Greenspan's tenure was rather ridiculous, and I'm glad that he's gone.
[01:20:05]  And whenever he takes a dirt nap, I'm not going to necessarily cry over spilt milk on this prick.
[01:20:14]  But as far as Ben Bernanke and his tenure, I think that this man has tried to do whatever is within his power to not allow the United States to go into a Great Depression.
[01:20:25]  Because I think that's what we should be in at this point in time.
[01:20:28]  And the only reason that we're not in a Great Depression is because a lot of the quantitative easing instruments that have been implemented by the Federal Reserve.
[01:20:37]  Now, I know that is just an economic, funny way of saying printing money.
[01:20:42]  But once again, you have to realize that the only reason that the Federal Reserve prints money is because our government obligates that money, and somebody has got to print it.
[01:20:54]  Somebody's got to somehow maneuver the whole concept of money mechanics and be able to have some kind of sound monetary system around the fiscal irresponsibility of our government, for Christ's sake.
[01:21:09]  I know there's a lot of people out there that Alex Joneses and all these idiots that say, oh, the Federal Reserve are a bunch of evil people.
[01:21:17]  The Federal Reserve has no interest in debasing the currency, has no interest whatsoever.
[01:21:24]  I mean, if you read the 1913 charter, I mean, they are, I mean, and let me tell you, the Federal Reserve does answer to the people and to the government.
[01:21:33]  But when the people and the government are embracing the economic and money mechanic ideals that have been put forth for the past 20, 30, 40 years, this is the result of that.
[01:21:47]  So, in my personal opinion, I don't think they've done the greatest job.
[01:21:51]  But as far as Bernanke is concerned, I think that he's done whatever he could to hedge America away from a Great Depression.
[01:21:59]  And that's my personal opinion.
[01:22:02]  Anyway, 646-6524869.
[01:22:05]  Thanks, Nutter, for the call, man.
[01:22:06]  I appreciate it.
[01:22:07]  Who else we got?
[01:22:08]  We got Don Bitchen.
[01:22:09]  What's going on, Don Bitchin?
[01:22:11]  Hey, Ghost.
[01:22:12]  Can you hear me?

=== Three Elements Of Stock Profits (04:31) ===

[01:22:13]  Hey, how's it going?
[01:22:15]  I've been listening to your show for some time, and I have been interested in the financial fields.
[01:22:20]  So I was thinking, I was wondering if you could give us any financial tips on stocks.
[01:22:27]  Any do's and don'ts?
[01:22:29]  When should I buy?
[01:22:30]  Sure, no.
[01:22:32]  Well, at this point in time, I don't know about buying at this point.
[01:22:35]  I would have told you to start buying if there would have been some kind of quantitative easing implemented.
[01:22:42]  As I've stated in my Twitter and on this broadcast, I was expecting if Ben Vernanke had implemented QE3, we would have seen a 600-point increase in the Dow.
[01:22:52]  We would have seen gold go up about $300.
[01:22:55]  But I found it kind of weird that we closed up on the plus side on Friday on the equities and in the commodity sector.
[01:23:03]  And it just goes to show me that the investors really don't know where in the hell to put their assets.
[01:23:10]  And until these investors take their heads out of their proverbial asses, I wouldn't necessarily know what to invest in, whether it be commodities or stocks at this point in time.
[01:23:24]  But as far as tips for purchasing a stock, there's three elements to success that I like to coin myself.
[01:23:34]  The three elements to a successful stock.
[01:23:36]  The first thing, it needs to have good fundamentals.
[01:23:40]  It has to have a good positive cash flow.
[01:23:42]  It has to have a low PE ratio.
[01:23:45]  It's got to have good fundamentals that you can read on a balance sheet.
[01:23:51]  It's got to have a low debt to income ratio, so on and so forth.
[01:23:57]  Second thing that it possibly needs to have is potential demand.
[01:24:00]  If you see that whatever product or whatever investment that this equity that you're considering investing in, if you see that whatever they're potentially designing for future implementation into the market, you see a future demand for whatever product or service they have.
[01:24:17]  Well, by God, that is an element to potentially entertain an investment on that stock because demand automatically spells profits.
[01:24:27]  And that's the third and final element to a successful stock, profitability.
[01:24:34]  Profitability is something that is probably the most important to investors.
[01:24:40]  Because once investors start seeing that a given equity is profitable and continues to sustain profitability beyond the expectations of Wall Street, well, that's when stocks go up majorly in prices.
[01:24:55]  I'm talking big jumps.
[01:24:59]  And that's the basics of picking stocks.
[01:25:01]  Now, there are other ways to make plays, and I have made this suggestion many times.
[01:25:06]  You have to look at what sector that you want to start investing in.
[01:25:10]  If you want to be a broad-based investor, you've got to know where these plays are made.
[01:25:15]  And you can make plays based upon news, based upon, I don't know, an announcement of a given product or service, based upon an acquisition, based upon a court proceeding.
[01:25:28]  I mean, there are so many angles to play for the short term for some easy liquidity if you just keep your nose to the book and start reading about all these corporations that are available on the stock market to purchase to the public.
[01:25:43]  And if you read about these companies and you start knowing about the products that they developed or the services that they provide, and you know there's going to be some potential boom in demand, you know there's going to be potential boom in profits or you know that they're doing some kind of a buyback in stock.
[01:25:58]  I mean, there are so many ways to play the market.
[01:26:01]  You just have to be able to understand how to make them.
[01:26:04]  That's what makes this game so great.
[01:26:06]  You have to be a good speculator on top of being a good prognosticator.
[01:26:10]  You have to be able to read consumer sentiment while at the same time understanding corporate infrastructure and how they utilize profits.
[01:26:18]  You know, it's one thing to have profits.
[01:26:19]  It's another thing on how the corporate infrastructure utilizes those profits.
[01:26:23]  Are they going to utilize those profits to give themselves bigger jets to fly to and from wherever the hell they want to go?
[01:26:31]  Are they going to use those profits to build some humongous headquarters with a $50,000 statue in the middle of the Fourier?
[01:26:40]  I mean, you know, this is the things that you have to look for when you're talking about stocks.

=== Understanding Corporate Infrastructure (03:42) ===

[01:26:44]  All right, because remember, you are, you know, part of the company.
[01:26:47]  You know, I mean, when you buy a goddamn stock, you're a part of the company.
[01:26:52]  Don't ever forget.
[01:26:55]  Anyway, thanks for calling, man.
[01:26:56]  I appreciate it.
[01:26:58]  Who else do we got here?
[01:26:59]  We got who is this?
[01:27:01]  We got a big fat wallet in the house.
[01:27:03]  What's going on?
[01:27:04]  Are you playing bagpipes banjo style there?
[01:27:16]  I've never heard that before.
[01:27:18]  Did everybody hear this?
[01:27:18]  He's playing the bagpipes in banjo style.
[01:27:22]  Good Lord, huh?
[01:27:25]  Anyway, we got Chris from 716.
[01:27:27]  What's going on?
[01:27:28]  Hey, ghost.
[01:27:29]  Long time, no talk.
[01:27:30]  How are you, sir?
[01:27:31]  Hey, how you doing, Chris?
[01:27:32]  How you been, man?
[01:27:33]  I've been good.
[01:27:34]  Hey, I am going to a party tonight.
[01:27:36]  I thought you'd like this.
[01:27:38]  I'm going to a party tonight, and I bought a bottle of Johnny Walker.
[01:27:41]  I couldn't get the blue label because, you know, I'm a capitalist, but I'm not at that level yet, but I got some.
[01:27:47]  Oh, no, hey, no, that's perfectly fine, man.
[01:27:49]  You want to, you know, buy whatever is in your pay grade, and at some point in time, when you continue to relay your assets and get more and more profitability, then you'll be able to buy some blue label.
[01:27:59]  Then you'll be able to buy some bluey and all that good stuff.
[01:28:03]  Don't fret upon that, man.
[01:28:05]  Yeah, I was going to get the gold label, but I ended up going with the black label.
[01:28:10]  So I'm going to have some Johnny Walker in your name tonight.
[01:28:15]  Hey, man, I appreciate it.
[01:28:16]  Let me tell you, Johnny Walker black label is not that bad either.
[01:28:19]  I mean, it's not a bad scotch to sip on.
[01:28:23]  It's very smooth.
[01:28:24]  I don't like red label.
[01:28:25]  Red label is a little harsh.
[01:28:27]  It's for those that think that they want to drink rich but can't really drink rich.
[01:28:32]  But Johnny Walker black label is pretty good.
[01:28:37]  It goes down smoothly.
[01:28:38]  I think you did a pretty good choice there, man.
[01:28:40]  All right, buddy.
[01:28:41]  Well, you have a great day, and yeah, live lavish.
[01:28:46]  No problem.
[01:28:46]  You too, Chris, man.
[01:28:47]  Thanks a lot for calling up and live lavish this evening at that party and make sure to stay safe and don't let any player haters get in your way out there, man.
[01:28:56]  You know what I'm saying?
[01:28:58]  Because, you know, this is what's unfortunate about going to a party.
[01:29:01]  It's one of the most highly probable places to get into an altercation that could lead to a stabbing or a shooting.
[01:29:10]  And I just want you to know that you just got to watch yourself.
[01:29:14]  95% of the time when parties end up in altercation, it's because of a female.
[01:29:21]  So if you see some bimbo walk into the damn party and she's got some meathead in the back of her and she's giving you the eye screwing session, she's giving you the eyeball.
[01:29:35]  Just don't even look her direction.
[01:29:36]  Just look away.
[01:29:38]  Just look away because meathead over there may just decide, oh, this is my chick.
[01:29:44]  This is my kick.
[01:29:47]  Give me a break.
[01:29:50]  Anyway, thanks for calling, Chris, man.
[01:29:52]  I appreciate it.
[01:29:52]  You're a good cat, man.
[01:29:53]  All right.
[01:29:54]  That's Chris from 716, an avid listener and an avid caller, and of course a member of the Capitalist Army.
[01:30:00]  And if you're not a member of the Capitalist Army, well, by God, what in the hell are you doing?
[01:30:04]  CapitalistArmy.com.
[01:30:06]  All right.
[01:30:07]  That's where you need to go for Christ's sake.
[01:30:09]  It's an i i it's a social network for the capitalists.
[01:30:15]  Anyway, who else do we got?
[01:30:16]  We got Area Code 603.
[01:30:18]  What's up?
[01:30:20]  This event is about trolling through capitalist radio and obviously it's led by Brothers of 4chan.

=== Handling Caller Accents And Spanglish (14:38) ===

[01:30:27]  The hostist radio host who is patriotic into as holish level.
[01:30:31]  And he is short and I'm trolled news.
[01:30:34]  Get it!
[01:30:34]  Shut that off!
[01:30:36]  I don't want to hear troll news on here.
[01:30:40]  All right?
[01:30:41]  It's the last thing that I want to hear.
[01:30:42]  This guy sitting over here is making slanderous lies about me.
[01:30:45]  It's the last thing I want to goddamn here.
[01:30:50]  Who else do we got going on for Christ's sake?
[01:30:52]  I shouldn't even have to be doing this show.
[01:30:53]  These people are not giving me any goddamn respect whatsoever, goddamn, ever.
[01:30:58]  Who else do we have?
[01:31:00]  We got awesome one two three.
[01:31:02]  You there once again playing with your Peter Popper.
[01:31:07]  347, what's up?
[01:31:12]  Racista, maldito.
[01:31:15]  What?
[01:31:17]  Racista.
[01:31:20]  I'm racist, you speak Spanish?
[01:31:29]  Yes.
[01:31:32]  You don't want shit with this fucking shit here, bitch?
[01:31:37]  Bitch!
[01:31:41]  Este mero mero mas chingon este grande huevo.
[01:31:49]  Grande huevo en tu cara.
[01:31:51]  Este gringo es...
[01:31:59]  Este greeno e grande huevo.
[01:32:03]  Gringo!
[01:32:05]  Green dollar.
[01:32:17]  Everybody hear that for Christ's sake, huh?
[01:32:19]  Yeah, I bet she did.
[01:32:20]  Hey, look, I'm from Texas.
[01:32:22]  People are like, what the hell?
[01:32:24]  You know how to speak Spanglish there, ghost?
[01:32:27]  Yeah, well, yeah, I'm from Texas, for Christ's sake.
[01:32:29]  We got a lot of Mexicans walking around out here, all right?
[01:32:33]  I mean, I got to conduct business for Christ's sake, so I know a little bit of Spanglish, all right?
[01:32:38]  That's why she was taken back that, you know, I know a little bit of Spanish out here.
[01:32:43]  You know what I'm saying?
[01:32:45]  Are you still there, Heina?
[01:32:51]  I know.
[01:32:52]  She doesn't even want to talk.
[01:32:53]  I mean, she doesn't even want to talk in her own language.
[01:32:55]  You know, she was trying to give me a taco troll, you know, and then she didn't realize that old ghost over here knows a little bit of Espanor, huh?
[01:33:05]  Yeah, the only reason I know Espanor is I got a friend of mine.
[01:33:08]  His name's Paco.
[01:33:10]  You know, he teaches me a little bit about the Spanish vernacular, you know?
[01:33:14]  Because as you can see, I was just saying nothing but a bunch of slang, disgusting, cholo-based terminology.
[01:33:22]  You know what I'm saying?
[01:33:24]  Anyway, 646-652-4869 is the number to call here.
[01:33:30]  Let's call King O Khan.
[01:33:32]  What's going on?
[01:33:37]  What?
[01:33:38]  You know, my Royal Pony is a successful part of capitalism, right?
[01:33:43]  My little pony is a successful part of capitalism.
[01:33:45]  No, you know what it's a successful part of?
[01:33:48]  Exploiting the over-est testosterone, excuse me, estrogen-pumping nature of you fruit bowls that insist on looking over-feminine.
[01:33:58]  And, you know, I don't even want to have this debate.
[01:34:00]  Get this dude.
[01:34:01]  I'm just getting off for Christ's sake.
[01:34:03]  I don't have a debate about my little pony, being capitalist.
[01:34:10]  Jesus Christ.
[01:34:10]  We got Orph 83.
[01:34:12]  What's up?
[01:34:13]  You're on the horn.
[01:34:14]  Hello, Ghost.
[01:34:16]  How's it going?
[01:34:18]  Can you guess what minority I belong to?
[01:34:21]  What?
[01:34:22]  What minority I belong to?
[01:34:26]  Hold on, hold on.
[01:34:27]  Stay right there, Orph.
[01:34:30]  Let me think here.
[01:34:31]  And not to mention, I think it's about that time to play everybody's favorite game, and it's on our mind.
[01:34:39]  You know what I'm saying?
[01:34:42]  Hey, engineer!
[01:34:43]  And here's my game.
[01:34:44]  Engineer!
[01:34:45]  What are you doing?
[01:34:46]  You missed the stand.
[01:34:47]  I could never get it.
[01:34:50]  Take it off for Christ's sake.
[01:34:52]  It's not that time.
[01:34:53]  When I give you this cue, when I'm giving you one of these cues, it means guess the minority, you idiot.
[01:34:59]  Not give her a bone.
[01:35:00]  What the hell are you doing?
[01:35:01]  The surgeon shot.
[01:35:04]  I'm giving you one of these.
[01:35:05]  I'm giving you a little snap, a little old goddamn hand gesture for Christ's sake.
[01:35:10]  The surgeon shot.
[01:35:14]  Now you ruined the bit for Christ's sake.
[01:35:16]  Here, here, look, you see the fucking hand gesture I'm doing?
[01:35:21]  Okay, well, let's do it, all right?
[01:35:24]  Jesus Christ, all right, on three.
[01:35:28]  All right, excuse me.
[01:35:30]  It's everybody's favorite game.
[01:35:32]  It's guest the minority.
[01:35:36]  That's right, folks.
[01:35:38]  I want to thank everybody once again for tuning in.
[01:35:42]  It's everybody's favorite game, and I'm talking about guest the minority.
[01:35:47]  Right now, we have a minority, and we have to guess it.
[01:35:51]  So go ahead and put your guesses on the screen.
[01:35:54]  It's guest the minority, all right?
[01:35:56]  It's everybody's favorite game.
[01:35:57]  Favorite game.
[01:35:58]  All right, shut it off, engineer.
[01:36:00]  Shut it off.
[01:36:01]  Now, Orphe, go ahead and speak.
[01:36:04]  Okay, hello there.
[01:36:05]  How are you doing, Soph?
[01:36:09]  My portrait, your booty is Matsut.
[01:36:12]  Hold on, you're putting on an accent.
[01:36:15]  Continue talking.
[01:36:16]  Okay, I can talk in two accents: my kind of bad accent and my Hebrew accent.
[01:36:25]  That's a fake accent.
[01:36:26]  This is just some fake white cracker ass cracker.
[01:36:28]  Get him off!
[01:36:29]  Get him off!
[01:36:30]  For Christ's sake!
[01:36:31]  This is some fake cracker-ass cracker.
[01:36:34]  That's what it was.
[01:36:35]  All right, just get him off for Christ's sake.
[01:36:38]  He was a fake white cracker-ass cracker.
[01:36:40]  It's what he was.
[01:36:41]  And he was a fruity one, too, you know?
[01:36:45]  He was a fruity bastard.
[01:36:47]  Let's see.
[01:36:48]  Who else do we got on the damn horn here?
[01:36:50]  We got Jordan Powers.
[01:36:51]  What's up?
[01:36:51]  You're on the horn.
[01:36:52]  Sing that song for Christ's sake.
[01:37:01]  Jesus.
[01:37:01]  503, you're on the horn.
[01:37:03]  What's up?
[01:37:04]  I am your host of ABA Colco.
[01:37:09]  Stupid, dumb idiots.
[01:37:12]  Anyway, we got somebody named Liberal Laura.
[01:37:14]  What's up, Liberal Laura?
[01:37:20]  Jesus Christ.
[01:37:21]  You got a ridiculous sounding song for being a bedwetting, long-haired liberal freak.
[01:37:28]  Jesus Christ.
[01:37:29]  Anyway, I'm getting a little tired of this program, as a matter of fact.
[01:37:35]  I only came up on here to apologize for yesterday's broadcast of being such an obnoxious jerk.
[01:37:42]  You know, I don't really need this type of ridicule from, you know, disrespectful, despicable jerk dicks like the ones that I've got sitting here trying to agitate my broadcast.
[01:37:54]  You know what I'm saying?
[01:37:55]  Let me go ahead and take a swig of this.
[01:38:02]  You're driving me to drink for Christ's sake, all right?
[01:38:04]  You're driving me to drink.
[01:38:06]  It's your fault.
[01:38:14]  Good stuff.
[01:38:17]  Anyway, I'll tell you what.
[01:38:19]  Let's go ahead and do some early radio graffiti.
[01:38:23]  How about that little bit of radiography?
[01:38:28]  And for all you assholes that don't know radio graffiti, well, by God, you've obviously been under a rock or something.
[01:38:35]  Anyway, uh, what you do is you give me a call at 646-652-4869.
[01:38:42]  And when I call your area code or your Skype name, you've got three to four seconds to say whatever it is that you have to say on your mind.
[01:38:50]  Do you understand what I'm saying?
[01:38:51]  And not to mention, before we get into anything else, please follow me on Twitter.
[01:38:55]  Ghost Politics is the name to follow.
[01:38:58]  All right, Ghost Politics.
[01:38:59]  All one word, no underscores.
[01:39:02]  Let's go ahead and get some radio graffiti going on.
[01:39:06]  And of course, if you want to chime in, if you want some radio graffiti, all you got to do is give me a call.
[01:39:10]  646-652-4869 is the number to call.
[01:39:15]  Let's do this.
[01:39:17]  Deregulation, radio graffiti.
[01:39:20]  Hi.
[01:39:23]  We got 441, radio graffiti.
[01:39:29]  We got Long Live Capitalism, Radio Graffiti.
[01:39:35]  We got Brose of Stalin, Radio Graffiti.
[01:39:44]  You know what I'm saying?
[01:39:45]  You assholes are jerk dicks.
[01:39:47]  That's all I got to say.
[01:39:48]  Pivot idiot, radio graffiti.
[01:39:50]  Hey, go not bad news, you baggy.
[01:39:53]  Well, we can't understand you because you're 386SX computer once again.
[01:39:57]  Maybe you need to upgrade.
[01:39:59]  Oh, that's right.
[01:40:00]  You're a socialist.
[01:40:00]  You can't.
[01:40:01]  603, what's up?
[01:40:03]  I made an 8-bit of that song for real.
[01:40:14]  I mean, really?
[01:40:16]  I mean, you made an eight-bit of that goddamn song.
[01:40:19]  I mean, that's just stupid.
[01:40:21]  Now you're just...
[01:40:23]  Give me a f ⁇ .
[01:40:31]  I mean, give me a break.
[01:40:33]  This is supposed to be Saturday, man.
[01:40:35]  This is supposed to be Saturday.
[01:40:36]  It's a spontaneous Saturday edition, and this is how you idiots are repaying me for this crap.
[01:40:44]  I shouldn't even have to be here for you, cyber vermin.
[01:40:47]  Look at me, huh?
[01:40:48]  Look at the passion.
[01:40:54]  All right, let me give you the mic.
[01:40:56]  Give me the bike.
[01:41:03]  Jesus Christ.
[01:41:05]  All right, give me the mic.
[01:41:12]  Give me the mic, for Christ's sake.
[01:41:18]  Now, let me explain something to you assholes, all right?
[01:41:23]  You idiots are not going to ruin this spontaneous Saturday for me, all right?
[01:41:26]  I'm going to go ahead and continue doing the radio graffitis, for Christ's sake, all right?
[01:41:30]  But you idiots piss me off, and it's over.
[01:41:32]  It's over.
[01:41:33]  Can you understand that?
[01:41:34]  Get that through your simplistic, stupid Mitchum Radio Graffiti.
[01:41:47]  You need to shut the fuck up.
[01:41:51]  You starry sack of scumbag crap.
[01:41:54]  I bet you the reason that you got to use that George Carlin soundboard is because you're a little fruity ass sounded bastard and you're afraid that I'm going to yank your ass right out of the Fruit Bowl closet in that right there, navy husky, you fruit bowl, huh?
[01:42:08]  Now you don't want to say, you want to show your little over-feminized voice, huh?
[01:42:15]  Huh?
[01:42:15]  I'm a little fruity bastard.
[01:42:17]  So what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna call up and use the soundboard of another man who sounds more, you know, manly dominant than me, and then I'm gonna play it on the show, and it's gonna prove that I got a pair of bulls.
[01:42:33]  Give me a break.
[01:42:35]  Note party, radio graffiti.
[01:42:38]  I say you fuck all these trolls.
[01:42:40]  Ignore them.
[01:42:42]  Yeah, it's it's hard to for Christ's sake, but look at these idiots.
[01:42:45]  Look at these idiots.
[01:42:46]  Oh, and look, they're getting the word out that I'm doing radio graffiti.
[01:42:49]  Look at all the people that are coming in.
[01:42:51]  Stop.
[01:42:52]  Stop getting the word out for Christ's sake.
[01:42:54]  We're having a decent show.
[01:42:56]  We don't need these scumbags coming in and start, you know, fruiting up the place.
[01:43:01]  All right.
[01:43:01]  It's already fruiting up enough.
[01:43:03]  We don't need any more people.
[01:43:04]  Stop the raid.
[01:43:06]  Stop it now.
[01:43:08]  Stop it.
[01:43:11]  Asshole.
[01:43:14]  503, radio graffiti.
[01:43:16]  Fucking brony asshole.
[01:43:20]  Oh, my God.
[01:43:21]  That sounded like a fatty, huh?
[01:43:23]  That sounded like a fat woman that's hanging around the bronies to get adulation from fruity males, for Christ's sake.
[01:43:32]  Keep eating, fatty.
[01:43:38]  Anyway, play 38, radio graffiti.
[01:43:42]  Fox RFALI, screw bronies, and fat capitalism, ghost.
[01:43:46]  Shove it up, you're stupid foreign ass.
[01:43:49]  441, radio graffiti.
[01:43:54]  Get out of here.
[01:43:54]  You're not even saying anything for Christ's sake.
[01:43:57]  Goat Farmer 99, Radio Graffiti.
[01:44:00]  Happy spermy Saturday, you faggot.
[01:44:02]  Stupid, dumbass idiot over here with the Stephen Hawking voice, huh?
[01:44:07]  Stephen Hawkin.
[01:44:08]  Any little least of crap, you don't know.
[01:44:11]  You little freaking idiot.
[01:44:13]  I am afraid to talk with an on-anyone little voice, so I didn't want to act like Stephen Hawking.
[01:44:21]  Asshole.
[01:44:23]  Play Madness, Radio Graffiti.
[01:44:29]  You see, you're scared.
[01:44:30]  You know, if I were you, I'd be scared of me, too, boy.
[01:44:32]  Do you understand that?
[01:44:33]  I'd be scared of me, too.
[01:44:35]  We got Matt, Matt, radio graffiti.
[01:44:38]  Alex Jones is a better host, ghost.
[01:44:40]  You better reboot.
[01:44:42]  Yeah, shut up, for Christ's sake.
[01:44:43]  You sound like some fat kid that, you know, barely has puberty, and you probably got peach fuzz on your nads, and you think that you can let him flex.
[01:44:50]  Well, you can't, boy.
[01:44:51]  You understand?
[01:44:52]  You need to grow some bass into your voice so you can intimidate somebody, for Christ's sake, all right?
[01:44:59]  Jesus Christ.
[01:44:59]  And look at it.
[01:45:00]  Look, I've already told you, idiots, stop, all right?
[01:45:03]  Stop with all these people coming in here, alright?

=== Taking A Break From The Idiots (12:01) ===

[01:45:06]  Look at this.
[01:45:06]  There's 217 people.
[01:45:07]  You're fruiting up the place, alright?
[01:45:10]  You're fruiting it up, and I don't want all these goddamn people in here.
[01:45:14]  I want this to be a spontaneous special Saturday edition of the True Capitalist Radio Show.
[01:45:24]  That's all I'm saying, you asshole.
[01:45:28]  Stupid scumbags.
[01:45:31]  Pivot idiot, radio graffiti.
[01:45:33]  Hey, don't you Nazi bastards?
[01:45:34]  How'd you do, you fucking racist bastard?
[01:45:36]  No one likes you.
[01:45:37]  Yeah, shut up.
[01:45:39]  All right.
[01:45:39]  Yeah, if no one likes me, how come you're hanging on my nuts like a chongo and hanging on for about an hour just so that you can say that, huh?
[01:45:48]  Huh?
[01:45:49]  You're hanging on my nuts like a chongo.
[01:45:52]  That broad that just called up speaking the Spanglish.
[01:45:55]  She could tell you what a chongo is, huh?
[01:45:58]  Who else we got?
[01:45:59]  We got Matt Cook, radio graffiti.
[01:46:01]  Magnets, how do they work?
[01:46:04]  Magnets, how do they work?
[01:46:08]  Stupid idiot with that stupid old-ass meme for Christ's sake.
[01:46:12]  All right, and now you're going to use that, huh?
[01:46:14]  You're going to call up and use that for Christ's sake, huh?
[01:46:16]  Magnets.
[01:46:17]  How do they work?
[01:46:23]  It's an old-ass stupid meme, and you need to get original and you need to get a freaking life for Christ's sake, you stupid scumbags.
[01:46:29]  All right?
[01:46:30]  You people are ruining my Saturday here.
[01:46:32]  You people are ruining my spontaneous Saturday edition of this broadcast, and you should all be ashamed of yourselves.
[01:46:38]  Each and every one of you.
[01:46:41]  Jesus Christ.
[01:46:44]  I mean, look at these people.
[01:46:46]  Look at them.
[01:46:50]  646-652-4869 is the number to call.
[01:46:53]  We're going to go ahead and take some more callers.
[01:46:55]  It's Radio Graffiti.
[01:46:57]  Go ahead.
[01:46:58]  646, Radio Graffiti.
[01:47:00]  Goals, youlluminati piece of shit.
[01:47:04]  Shut up.
[01:47:04]  I'm not an Illuminati asshole.
[01:47:06]  347, Radio Graffiti.
[01:47:10]  Goddamn basic mass.
[01:47:12]  I am your host, the Mandalorian.
[01:47:16]  I hear some kids back there, bitch.
[01:47:18]  You know, maybe you need to, you know, get off the computer and stop listening to me and change that shit diaper of that kid that I hear crying in the background.
[01:47:25]  Who do we got?
[01:47:26]  Play Madness, Radio Graffiti.
[01:47:28]  I just want to give a shout out to all of our real capitalists who are watching this.
[01:47:32]  We need to the real capitalists, to the true capitalists that are listening to me throughout the world.
[01:47:44]  Anyway, 646-652-4869.
[01:47:46]  Let's take some more callers here.
[01:47:47]  405, you're on the horn.
[01:47:49]  Hey, Ghost, you got to have our show today.
[01:47:51]  It was kind of surprising.
[01:47:53]  Yeah, well, welcome to America.
[01:47:55]  You know, I mean, I'm a spontaneous person.
[01:47:56]  Not to mention that I wanted to apologize for yesterday's show.
[01:48:00]  All right?
[01:48:00]  I made a complete and utter jag off of myself in yesterday's broadcast, and I wanted to extend my sincerest apologies to all the true capitalists that saw me act like some disgusting, filthy, sloppy drunk.
[01:48:14]  All right?
[01:48:15]  And once again, I'm sorry to all the capitalists that had to listen to me do that.
[01:48:19]  I'm sorry.
[01:48:20]  All right?
[01:48:22]  That's why I'm doing this broadcast.
[01:48:24]  All right.
[01:48:24]  But unfortunately, this special spontaneous Saturday edition is being infested by a bunch of ass clowns who are attempting to raid my broadcast now.
[01:48:36]  I'm asking you, idiots.
[01:48:37]  All right.
[01:48:38]  I'm asking you to stop.
[01:48:39]  Stop the raid.
[01:48:41]  Stop it now.
[01:48:45]  Stop it.
[01:48:49]  We got the Rock 8884 Radio Graffiti.
[01:48:53]  I am now officially declaring myself the king of the equestrian army because I'm down with my.
[01:48:58]  Yeah, you stupid, dumbass bronies, for Christ's sake.
[01:49:01]  You idiots.
[01:49:02]  I only wish I was a brony.
[01:49:04]  You only wish.
[01:49:06]  But it'll never happen.
[01:49:07]  You want to know why?
[01:49:07]  Because I'm a real man.
[01:49:09]  You understand?
[01:49:10]  I'm a real man.
[01:49:11]  I let my nuts hang for Christ's sake.
[01:49:13]  I don't tuck my sap back like all you trans-testicle bronies out there, all right?
[01:49:19]  You may think you're stronger, but my nuts hang much longer, much longer and longer.
[01:49:35]  Area code 413, Radio Graffiti.
[01:49:39]  Hey, Gold, can we get a Shor Yukin from you?
[01:49:43]  A what?
[01:49:44]  A Shor Yukin, Dragon Pun.
[01:49:46]  Oh, you're talking about are you good?
[01:49:49]  Are you good?
[01:49:50]  Tiger, Tiger.
[01:49:54]  Who else we got?
[01:49:55]  We got the gay bar, radio graffiti.
[01:49:58]  Huh?
[01:49:58]  Huh?
[01:49:58]  Huh.
[01:50:01]  Oh, God.
[01:50:05]  Jesus Christ.
[01:50:08]  We got Orphe, Radio Graffiti.
[01:50:11]  God save it.
[01:50:14]  Stupid idiot.
[01:50:15]  405, radio graffiti.
[01:50:17]  Fuck the bronies.
[01:50:19]  You're damn right.
[01:50:21]  You're damn right.
[01:50:22]  These bronies, like I said, they are just a disease to social society out here.
[01:50:28]  And I can't believe that we've actually got people embracing this sick sadistic social pipeline that they call a goddamn bronies, for Christ's sake.
[01:50:37]  It's stupid.
[01:50:38]  Let me take a drink here.
[01:50:43]  Good stuff.
[01:50:46]  Anyway, let's take some more calls, shall we?
[01:50:49]  We got 908 radio graffiti.
[01:50:52]  Hey, Ghost.
[01:50:53]  Just tuned in.
[01:50:54]  So, have you been talking about Hurricane Irene yet?
[01:50:57]  Yeah, we've been talking about it, and I've been saying to all the capitalists that are out there in the midst of that Hurricane Irene: by God, hunker down, protect yourselves, protect your family, and protect your properties, because you know as well as I, the so-called Poe in America, the goddamn so-called Poe in America are going to utilize a natural disaster of this nature to go out and loot and pillage and basically rob your goods, and they're going to justify it by the proverbial, my kids, baby.
[01:51:27]  You're not understanding, baby.
[01:51:29]  My kids, I got to go and loot, baby.
[01:51:32]  I got to go rob your house because of my kids, baby.
[01:51:36]  So, everybody out there who's a capitalist, please bunker down out there.
[01:51:40]  Protect your family, protect yourself, protect your property.
[01:51:44]  And, you know, and you know, my dad always said, shoot first, ask questions last.
[01:51:51]  That's all I got to say.
[01:51:52]  Anyway, let's see who else we got.
[01:51:53]  646-652-4869 is the number to call.
[01:51:58]  We got Bar Bacco, Radio Graffiti.
[01:52:01]  Hey, ghost, I love you.
[01:52:04]  Okay.
[01:52:06]  We've got happy radio, Radio Graffiti.
[01:52:15]  We got Pivot Idiot, Radio Graffiti.
[01:52:20]  Stupid moron.
[01:52:22]  We got play.
[01:52:23]  Oh, well, it was 646, Radio Graffiti.
[01:52:26]  Sarah Palin is the best conservative in the whole world.
[01:52:30]  Yeah, right.
[01:52:31]  Yeah, you wouldn't say that.
[01:52:32]  You sound like an ethnic minority.
[01:52:34]  You'd be the last person that votes for Sarah Palin, for Christ's sake.
[01:52:38]  Capitalist Experiment, Radio Graffiti.
[01:52:40]  Happy Spermy Saturday, you faggot.
[01:52:43]  Shut up, you stupid dumb Stephen Hawking jerk dick.
[01:52:46]  347 Radio Graffiti.
[01:52:55]  I'm telling you, that asshole, that son of a bitch who made that goddamn stupid ridiculous remix.
[01:53:07]  My shit list.
[01:53:08]  That's all I got to say.
[01:53:11]  Christopher Reeves, Radio Graffiti.
[01:53:14]  Wow, what's going on?
[01:53:14]  I'm just listening.
[01:53:15]  You can pass me if you want.
[01:53:17]  What's going on, man?
[01:53:18]  Thanks for listening.
[01:53:19]  We got 405, Radio Graffiti.
[01:53:21]  That's me again.
[01:53:22]  Sorry.
[01:53:25]  Oh, well.
[01:53:26]  We got Navy dumbass husky without his voice.
[01:53:29]  Radio graffiti.
[01:53:30]  I'm a melting pot of friendship.
[01:53:37]  I'm a melting pot of friendship.
[01:53:39]  Melting pot of friendship.
[01:53:41]  I'm a melting pot of friendship.
[01:53:47]  I'm a melting pot of friendship.
[01:53:49]  Can you get this?
[01:53:50]  Damn off, please.
[01:53:53]  I mean, you know, enough with the remixes, all right?
[01:53:57]  Enough with the YouTube videos.
[01:53:59]  Enough with the soundboards.
[01:54:01]  Enough with the splicings.
[01:54:04]  Enough, You piece of crap!
[01:54:22]  I'm just I don't even know why I'm doing this broadcast.
[01:54:27]  I really don't know why the hell I'm doing it, you know?
[01:54:30]  I don't, I mean, look at these fruits.
[01:54:32]  Look at these fruits, Jesus Christ.
[01:54:41]  I don't know.
[01:54:42]  I think I should just end the show.
[01:54:43]  I mean, this is supposed to be a special spontaneous Saturday edition anyway.
[01:54:47]  I shouldn't even be doing this goddamn broadcast.
[01:54:51]  I should just straight up end the goddamn broadcast right now.
[01:54:55]  I'm not feeling shy to shoving up your clogged up colon pipe with the goddamn shout-outs.
[01:55:03]  Give me a goddamn break.
[01:55:04]  You think I'm going to give you scumbags shout-outs for the disrespect that you have done to me, huh?
[01:55:10]  For the amount of besmirching that you have done to my show, for Christ's sake?
[01:55:14]  You think I want to sit here and give you scumbags any kind of shout-outs for Christ's sake?
[01:55:19]  You think I actually want to do that crap?
[01:55:24]  Screw you.
[01:55:26]  That's all I gotta say.
[01:55:27]  You understand?
[01:55:28]  You people out there, you people out there that educate me, you people out there that make these ridiculous YouTube videos, you people are cyber burman!
[01:55:42]  God damn it!
[01:55:47]  You're cyber burmin, for Christ's sake.
[01:55:52]  Jesus Christ, I don't need this crap.
[01:55:55]  I don't need it.
[01:55:57]  I don't need this crap.
[01:55:58]  Give me the mic out.
[01:56:01]  Get a goddamn mic for Christ's sake.
[01:56:06]  I don't need this crap.
[01:56:07]  You understand that?
[01:56:09]  I don't need this crap at all.
[01:56:12]  I mean, I'm listened to by tens of thousands of true capitalists throughout the world.
[01:56:18]  I don't need this from these troll terrorists that are sitting here trying to agitate my show.
[01:56:24]  I don't need this crap.
[01:56:34]  You know, I'm going to go to a break really quick.
[01:56:37]  I'm going to go to a freaking break because, you know, I got to calm down.
[01:56:42]  All right, as a matter of fact, here, instead of putting on a song, why don't you learn something?
[01:56:47]  Hey, engineer.
[01:56:48]  Jack!
[01:56:50]  Put on some Milton Friedman for their asses, alright?
[01:56:54]  Let these idiots learn something, all right, while I take a break.
[01:56:56]  All right, put on some goddamn Milton Friedman for their asses, all right?
[01:57:03]  All right, well, put it on now.
[01:57:04]  Put it on right now, for Christ's sake.
[01:57:05]  There's a little bit of Milton Friedman.

=== Milton Friedman For Their Asses (10:36) ===

[01:57:07]  What is America?
[01:57:08]  What is America?
[01:57:10]  All right?
[01:57:11]  Listen and learn.
[01:57:14]  Stupid moron.
[01:57:23]  Listen and learn something, you stupid waste of human life.
[01:57:27]  With respect to that title, which I admit leaves you wondering what it's all about, including me, I'll tell you what I really had in mind.
[01:57:37]  The title had to do with the question of whether America, by which I mean the United States of America, I mean our society, whether America is what it was, whether America is the land of opportunity, which produced over the past 200 years the greatest freedom and prosperity for the widest range of people that the world has ever seen.
[01:58:02]  Whether it still is the land in which people of many races, many beliefs, many origins, are free to cooperate together to achieve their separate objectives, while at the same time retaining a diversity of values and opinions.
[01:58:20]  Is that still America?
[01:58:23]  Or is America what it has seemed to be becoming these past few decades?
[01:58:28]  Is America not what it has been, not the land of promise of the past 200 years, but is it instead a land of growing bureaucracy and diminishing freedom?
[01:58:40]  Is it a land of squabbling groups seeking to control the political levers of power, of divisive tendencies that are producing not merely variety, not merely diversity, but open conflict?
[01:58:55]  Is it becoming instead a land of ethnic separatism rather than the land of the melting pot?
[01:59:02]  I believe the choice is still open to us, that we can still decide, you and I and our fellow citizens, which of these two directions we want to go in, whether we want to return to the path that made this the great land of opportunity for millions and millions and millions of people, or whether instead we want to continue down the road toward a destruction of both liberty and prosperity.
[01:59:29]  I believe very deeply that we are nearing the point of no return, that we still have the choice, but that if we continue much longer along the road that we have been going, we no longer shall have the choice, that we shall degenerate into a society which will lose that spark of creativity, that spark of independence, of freedom that we have all loved in our country.
[01:59:58]  You know, I've always been fascinated by the story of golden ages in history.
[02:00:04]  The fascinating thing about them is how brief they are.
[02:00:07]  If you go back to the golden age of the 5th century BC in Greece, or you go back to the golden age in Rome, or go back to the several Elizabethan golden ages, or to the Renaissance, in each case, you have the same kind of phenomenon, a tremendous efflorescence, a flowering of culture, of art, of industry, of architecture, of whatnot, for about 75, 100, 125, 150 years, and then somehow or other it all disappears.
[02:00:37]  It's the same people, same Peloponnesian Peninsula, same land that was there before the Golden Age came, and that is there after the Golden Age disappears.
[02:00:47]  Have we been going through such a process?
[02:00:49]  Was the 19th and first half of the 20th century our Golden Age?
[02:00:53]  Are we on the way down?
[02:00:56]  Or is there still a possibility of our being able to resume and have a renewed, a second, a repeated golden age?
[02:01:07]  We already have gone very far in the direction of restricting our freedom.
[02:01:12]  I need not go into all the details, but all of you are aware of the many ways in which you and I are not free to control our own lives in accordance with our own values.
[02:01:22]  And there is a tremendous tyranny of the status quo.
[02:01:26]  Each one of us will be very, very negative about the restrictions on freedom, except for those that benefit us.
[02:01:32]  Now, that's a different story.
[02:01:34]  It's far easier to get a law into effect than to repeal it, as we've all found out, because you always establish interest, vested interest, which is very hard for any of us to get back.
[02:01:50]  To get back on the track, we need an understanding of the real nature of freedom, economic and political, and the interrelationship between the two.
[02:02:01]  We need really to have a greater understanding than these general comments I have so far given of the kind of system, the kind of principles that have enabled us to get this great achievement of the past 200 years.
[02:02:18]  We need to understand how it is that a free market works to enable millions of people to cooperate peacefully together.
[02:03:02]  We are living in the age in which the pursuit of all values other than money, success, fame, glamour, has either been discredited or destroyed.
[02:03:17]  Money, success, fame, glamour.
[02:03:21]  We are living in the age of the things.
[02:03:25]  Money, success, fame, glamour.
[02:03:49]  glamour.
[02:03:52]  Money, success, and fame glamour, and money, success, fame, glamour, money, success, fame, glamour.
[02:04:28]  to Ghost.
[02:04:31]  True Capitalist Radio.
[02:04:36]  All right, we're back.
[02:04:38]  You know, look, I hope that you idiots saw the reactions of all these mindless numbskulls that are in the chat room right now.
[02:04:47]  When I put on Milton Friedman, these people were like, oh, I'm so bored, and my head hurts from listening to this man give me knowledge.
[02:04:59]  Oh, I can't, I don't get it.
[02:05:02]  I don't get it.
[02:05:04]  But then once I started putting on the fruity music, once I started putting out the old Felix de House cat, money, success, fame, glamour.
[02:05:13]  Because we are living in the age of the things.
[02:05:17]  All of a sudden, these idiots' assholes started puckering up.
[02:05:20]  They started getting on their knees as if they're about to service a glory hole, you know, waiting for a flesh flute to be playing for Christ's sake.
[02:05:30]  I mean, did you understand?
[02:05:32]  I mean, did you see the difference in reaction to the people that were in the chat room for Christ's sake?
[02:05:36]  It's a vast contrast.
[02:05:38]  All right?
[02:05:39]  I mean, a horrific, vast contrast of reaction.
[02:05:42]  All right?
[02:05:43]  Jesus Christ.
[02:05:46]  I mean, their assholes were puckered.
[02:05:47]  I mean, look at them.
[02:05:48]  Look at them.
[02:05:49]  They loved it.
[02:05:50]  For Christ's sake.
[02:05:51]  When Milton Friedman was trying to tell them about America, and believe it or not, that little speech there, that little five-minute blurb of Milton Friedman, he gave that speech in like 1980.
[02:06:02]  1980.
[02:06:05]  And this guy saw it from back then that we were entering into a phase of just complete and utter degeneration, for Christ's sake.
[02:06:14]  But well, no, once I started playing the fruit bowl music, for Christ's sake, did you hear these?
[02:06:19]  Did you see these mangina having fruit bowls here?
[02:06:21]  Did you see them in the chat room?
[02:06:22]  They're like, oh, yes, it's great.
[02:06:33]  Horrible.
[02:06:34]  It's disgusting.
[02:06:35]  You understand what I'm saying?
[02:06:36]  I mean, that's why I get so goddamn jaded.
[02:06:38]  You know, I mean, every time I go to a shopping mall, every time I go to a goddamn supermarket, I get so jaded because these disgusting, despicable assholes that are out here wandering around with sour scowls, they're sitting over here trying to justify.
[02:06:54]  They're trying to justify their disgusting, despicable squalor based upon, I don't know, some ridiculous excuse.
[02:07:02]  And it's ridiculous.
[02:07:03]  All right?
[02:07:06]  And then when they look at somebody successful like myself, I mean, all their feelings get hurt.
[02:07:11]  You know what I mean?
[02:07:11]  All of a sudden, they get a little bit of envy, a little bit of hate going on for Christ's sake.
[02:07:15]  Hey, asshole, if you're not obtaining what you want, if you can't purchase what you want, it's your pathetic, stupid, ghetto-ass fault.
[02:07:24]  Do you understand that?
[02:07:25]  It is your lack of motivation.
[02:07:27]  It is your lack of intellectual curiosity that prohibits you from obtaining all the materialistic widgets that you want to consume.
[02:07:35]  Do you understand that?
[02:07:36]  Do you understand that, son?
[02:07:40]  Piece of crap.

=== Arnold Schwarzenegger Success Envy (13:28) ===

[02:07:44]  Anyway, let me go ahead and take a couple of callers here for Christ's sake.
[02:07:49]  646-652-4869 is the number to call here.
[02:07:53]  We got any callers, engineer.
[02:07:55]  I know that we're taking some kind of half-assed radio graffiti.
[02:07:59]  Do we have any callers to call on for Christ's sake?
[02:08:02]  Yes, sir.
[02:08:03]  That's just gotta ask.
[02:08:06]  All right, we got a couple of people to call on on here.
[02:08:08]  All right, go ahead.
[02:08:09]  It's radio graffiti time.
[02:08:11]  but not a brony.
[02:08:12]  Radio Graffiti.
[02:08:13]  Oh, Red Bull Black.
[02:08:21]  Are you kidding me?
[02:08:23]  908, radio graffiti.
[02:08:28]  Yeah, you're just playing with your Peter Popper.
[02:08:30]  347, Radio Graffiti.
[02:08:35]  Yeah, stupid, dumb idiot.
[02:08:37]  Jacking off, radio graffiti.
[02:08:40]  Dude, do you know who I am, ghost?
[02:08:42]  It is me.
[02:08:42]  I'm Schwarzenegger.
[02:08:43]  You're a fucking queer.
[02:08:45]  You're a fucking.
[02:08:46]  You stupid.
[02:08:47]  If this is really Arnold Schwarzenegger, then why in the blue hell did you bang that disgusting, despicable maid that looked like, you know, Sharp A face, for Christ's sake?
[02:08:57]  I mean, you're Arnold Schwarzenegger.
[02:08:59]  You mean to tell me that you couldn't bang a starlet or something?
[02:09:02]  You know, you couldn't take your shirt off and have one of these bitches cream in their pants and, you know, you give her the high-hard ones, so on and so forth.
[02:09:08]  But no, you had to bang this disgusting bitch.
[02:09:12]  That was your help.
[02:09:14]  I mean, he was banging the help for Christ's sake.
[02:09:16]  I mean, it's not like he met this bitch at a cocktail lounge or something.
[02:09:19]  You know what I'm saying?
[02:09:20]  I mean, no, he met this bitch at the supermarket.
[02:09:22]  I mean, he was fucking the help.
[02:09:24]  Excuse my French.
[02:09:25]  I'm sorry.
[02:09:26]  It's a little early to be cursing this man.
[02:09:28]  But he was screwing the help.
[02:09:31]  And not to mention, did you see this disgusting Sharpe face?
[02:09:34]  I mean, she looked, you know, and I'm sorry, I don't mean to get racial here, but she looked like typical East Loast trash.
[02:09:40]  You know?
[02:09:41]  You know, East Loos, East Los Angeles.
[02:09:44]  Typical East Loast trash.
[02:09:46]  Looked like man she was, you know, guzzling down bottles of Old English at about seven years old.
[02:09:51]  For christ's sake, I mean, there's like a road map on this bitch's face.
[02:09:55]  There's so many wrinkles.
[02:09:57]  For christ's sake, you know what I mean.
[02:09:59]  I mean it just.
[02:10:00]  I just don't understand what's the motivation behind Arnold Schwarzenegger.
[02:10:04]  Be so faithful to this disgusting mistress.
[02:10:06]  I mean, this bitch must have been doing some sick, disgusting sexual carnality.
[02:10:14]  Uh, to be, you know, having Arnold that god God, over a damn stupid sharpaid face broad like this.
[02:10:22]  All right, i'm just saying that's my personal opinion.
[02:10:25]  I mean, you know you're Arnold Schwarzenegger, remember you took the shirt off.
[02:10:28]  Bitches would be like, oh my god, and you're banging the help.
[02:10:34]  I mean, come on, you're banging the help.
[02:10:37]  For Christ's sake, good lord, it's stupid.
[02:10:43]  Jesus Christ, banging the goddamn help.
[02:10:49]  Did everybody see that kid?
[02:10:50]  For Christ's sake, I mean Skeletor, I mean Dry, what's it?
[02:10:56]  What's it?
[02:10:56]  What's it?
[02:10:57]  What's his wife's name?
[02:10:58]  Yeah Shriver, that's it.
[02:11:01]  Hey Shriver, you didn't know that that little kid came out of the nutsack of your man.
[02:11:08]  For Christ's sake, he's got your old man's grill.
[02:11:11]  For Christ's sake man, oh Jesus, I mean, you know anyway six four six six five two four eight six, nine.
[02:11:20]  I'm telling you that broad must have been licking the wiener schnitzel out of Arnold Schwarzenegger's butt crack or something, because I just don't get it.
[02:11:29]  I don't understand why this man would be so faithful for to a disgusting fat piece of sharpaid face crap like this.
[02:11:36]  I just don't get it.
[02:11:37]  You know, maybe you know he had like a fantasy with the predator, remember?
[02:11:41]  You remember that predator?
[02:11:42]  You know he did that movie and he was, you know, rather got into it.
[02:11:45]  You know what I'm saying and I don't know, maybe he had some bestiality, internal sexual things going on.
[02:11:53]  I don't know, I'm just saying because that bitch did look like the predator.
[02:11:58]  I'm just, you look pretty bad.
[02:12:01]  Anyway, let's go back to radio graffiti, area code 603.
[02:12:04]  Radio graffiti, Alaska.
[02:12:06]  This is my home.
[02:12:07]  I understand the thesis of shut up, all right.
[02:12:12]  IChaos Radio Graffiti, stupid dumbass, my little pony brony bastard.
[02:12:24]  Texan Patriot Radio Graffiti, you Texans and fucking old.
[02:12:29]  Shut that.
[02:12:30]  Shut that stupid song off, for Christ's sake.
[02:12:32]  All right, we're not having that today on this spontaneous, special Saturday edition of the TRUE Capitalist Radio broadcast.
[02:12:39]  We're not having it all right.
[02:12:42]  We got power.
[02:12:43]  Ghost, you're in the house.
[02:12:44]  What's up?
[02:12:44]  Radio graffiti, those Russians love you.
[02:12:47]  I love you so much ghost, I talk to you every day.
[02:12:51]  Yeah well, you know what I don't like, Russians.
[02:12:53]  All right, you cockeyed bastards.
[02:12:54]  All right.
[02:12:55]  First of all uh, you idiots just can't close your mouths.
[02:12:59]  You know, whenever you're just standing or walking around, it's like your mouths are just uh, they're open, like there's something keeping them open or something like nature.
[02:13:06]  Not to mention, you're cockeyed.
[02:13:08]  I mean, haven't you noticed that these goddamn Russians, they got these goddamn like bug eyes, these bug cockeyes.
[02:13:14]  You know what I mean.
[02:13:14]  They look real weird.
[02:13:16]  You know what i'm saying?
[02:13:16]  And not to mention, all right, not to mention that you goddamn Russians drink vodka.
[02:13:22]  All right vodka, I mean, vodka tastes like nothing.
[02:13:27]  All right, it tastes like nothing.
[02:13:31]  But all the Russian capitalists, I'm not talking about you guys.
[02:13:33]  You guys are cool.
[02:13:34]  But all the other Russians, screw them.
[02:13:36]  All right.
[02:13:37]  Play 38, radio graffiti.
[02:13:40]  Melty hot, melting hot.
[02:13:42]  I'm a melting pot of friendship.
[02:13:48]  Stupid dumbass.
[02:13:49]  Get it off for crying.
[02:13:50]  Another, another remix, for Christ's sake.
[02:13:53]  Enough!
[02:13:54]  Enough!
[02:13:56]  mixes in these damn Enough of this goddamn crap!
[02:14:23]  Just Jesus Christ.
[02:14:27]  Enough of this crap.
[02:14:31]  Piece of crap.
[02:14:33]  I've had about enough of the damn.
[02:14:35]  I've just, I've had it.
[02:14:37]  I've just had it, man.
[02:14:43]  Jesus Christ.
[02:14:49]  Stupid half-pint motherf.
[02:14:55]  Damn it.
[02:14:59]  Damn it.
[02:15:12]  You pissed me off, man.
[02:15:14]  You pissed me off.
[02:15:15]  Oh, you're pissing me off here.
[02:15:21]  Jesus Christ.
[02:15:25]  Give me the mic.
[02:15:32]  God damn it.
[02:15:45]  damn pieces of crap are getting on my freaking nerves!
[02:15:51]  I mean, how long have I been on here for Christ's sake?
[02:15:54]  We're already 15 minutes into the third and final hour, for Christ's sake.
[02:15:57]  I wasn't even expecting to go three hours.
[02:16:01]  I just wanted to come here and give my apologies to all the people that listened to me in the last broadcast.
[02:16:09]  I wanted to apologize for myself that making me look like a jag off out here, acting like an obnoxious drunkard.
[02:16:17]  All right, I'm talking about last episode, episode number 140.
[02:16:20]  I'm sorry for acting like an obnoxious drunkard, and as a result, look at this, huh?
[02:16:24]  Huh?
[02:16:25]  Look at this crap.
[02:16:30]  Jesus Christ.
[02:16:38]  Let's uh, Jesus Christ.
[02:16:41]  Let's take some calls here, all right?
[02:16:44]  Uh, area code 757, radio graffiti.
[02:16:48]  You broke the rule.
[02:16:49]  You broke the rule.
[02:16:51]  You're shut up.
[02:16:52]  646, radio graffiti.
[02:16:55]  Welcome to Pony Season 2 from here, September 17.
[02:17:00]  No one gives two rats asses except you little fruit bowl estrogen running through the brain bronies.
[02:17:10]  Jesus Christ.
[02:17:10]  Equities Market General, Radio Graffiti.
[02:17:13]  Ghosted your wife's vibrator here.
[02:17:16]  She has left me turned on in the cupboard after used with a mine.
[02:17:20]  Here we go again with the damn Stephen Hawking bullshit.
[02:17:23]  I don't even go stealing sort of crap.
[02:17:26]  I'm sitting here playing with my poodle nanny.
[02:17:30]  Oh, yes, you piece of crap.
[02:17:36]  Piece of crap.
[02:17:38]  657, radio graffiti.
[02:17:43]  Don't be hot.
[02:17:44]  Don't be hot.
[02:17:45]  I'm a milky part of friendship.
[02:17:47]  Fuck off, you stupid idiot.
[02:17:52]  I mean, Jesus.
[02:17:59]  Oh, man, I don't know.
[02:18:06]  I don't know.
[02:18:08]  For Christ's sake.
[02:18:13]  You know, this show used to be a show for capitalists, for individuals who want to make money, you know, for individuals who want to make some capital out here, you know?
[02:18:23]  Now it's turned into a place that's been infested by bronies.
[02:18:28]  It's infested with disgusting troll terrorists.
[02:18:32]  It's infested with the losers, the absolute bowels of society, these wastes of human life that shouldn't even be living amongst us.
[02:18:40]  But because we maintain their sustenance by giving them entitlements, by us enacting these ridiculous laws like helmet laws and seatbelt laws and all these ridiculous safety laws, we have saved an entirely too many, just too much group of losers.
[02:19:00]  You understand?
[02:19:01]  We've been saved entirely way too many losers for Christ's sake.
[02:19:05]  And now they're jeopardizing the integrity of the whole goddamn civility of the country, in my personal opinion.
[02:19:13]  You understand what I'm saying?
[02:19:14]  We've got too many losers out here.
[02:19:16]  Way too many losers being saved.
[02:19:19]  And in my personal opinion, this is why we're having an overabundant amount of fruity-ass bastards attempting to call up and agitate my show.
[02:19:29]  And lo and behold, all they're doing is playing recordings.
[02:19:31]  They have no original personality.
[02:19:33]  If they did, things would be a little bit more lulzy.
[02:19:36]  But they don't.
[02:19:37]  They just play in recordings because they have no personality.
[02:19:40]  They're losers.
[02:19:41]  And they're so stupid that they can't realize how big and pathetic of a loser they really are.
[02:19:47]  And that's what sucks.
[02:19:49]  That's what sucks about this goddamn society in America.
[02:19:52]  That's why America is going to turn into a third world technocratic nation if it isn't already at that point at this time.
[02:20:01]  And let me tell you something.
[02:20:02]  When these losers that are collecting entitlements can no longer get their little stupid cards so they can go get their food and the housing voucher programs run out and so on and so forth, these idiots are going to be forced to get loaves of bread at some ridiculous bread line.
[02:20:20]  They're going to be forced to wait for a bowl of soup.
[02:20:23]  And they're going to be crying.
[02:20:24]  They're going to be like, man, it ain't fair, baby.
[02:20:26]  It ain't fair.
[02:20:27]  I used to be able to get whatever I want with my EBT card, baby.
[02:20:31]  I used to get whatever I want with my food stamp, baby.
[02:20:34]  Now they're forcing me to drink the bowl of soup, baby.
[02:20:37]  They're forcing me to sit here and get this loaf of bread, baby.
[02:20:41]  That ain't fair, baby.
[02:20:42]  They're not understanding, baby.
[02:20:44]  They're not understanding.
[02:20:45]  My kids, baby.
[02:20:47]  My kids.
[02:20:48]  I'm going to go out and loot, baby, because of my kids.
[02:20:51]  I'm going to go out and rob, baby, because of my kids.
[02:20:56]  It's disgusting.
[02:20:59]  It really is disgusting.
[02:21:02]  And it makes me sick, you know?
[02:21:10]  You've been listening to True Capitalist Radio.

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