Ghost analyzes the August 26, 2011 market rally following Bernanke's speech, noting a 134-point Dow gain and speculating on Hurricane Irene insurance plays while criticizing $50k day-trading limits. He denounces EBT recipients as entitlement wastes, advocates for capitalist-only voting, and declares "martial law" over his chat room after users posted racial slurs and threats. Ghost justifies this censorship as necessary to preserve civility against "terrorist attacks," drawing parallels to Charles Whitman before ending the broadcast early amidst frustration with listener harassment. [Automatically generated summary]
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Bernanke QE3 Market Gains00:10:48
It's just a freaking clip, for Christ's sake.
Anyway, before I get myself all riled up, just trying to get people to go out there to promote the show, I do want to talk about Ben Bernanke's speech because I had made the assumption that had Ben Bernanke implemented QE3, we would have seen gains in the Dow Jones Industrials about 600 plus points.
We would see gains in gold about $300 plus.
But lo and behold, it seems that at this point in time, I guess, I don't know, maybe Rick Perry bitched out Ben Bernanke.
I don't know, but he didn't want to implement QE3, baby.
He did not want to implement QE3.
But at the same time, you know, as he alluded in the beginning of his speech that he wasn't going to implement any kind of economic instruments, the market reacted, of course.
And if you had money in the market, it looked pretty grim.
We were down 200 points right there at the beginning in the Dow Jones Industrial.
But then as Ben Bernanke continued his speech and the investors with their helper-skelter emotionally impulsive bitch ass started comprehending what Bernanke was saying, I personally believe,
and of course there's a whole contingent of investors that believe that Ben Bernanke is prolonging the potential quantitative easing that he's possibly going to have to implement by default to hedge off any kind of stagnation to economic growth or retraction to economic growth here in America.
And unfortunately, the reason he was a little tentative is because if you heard in this speech, he was basically passing the ball off on Congress and the public officials that are supposed to be representing the people,
basically stating that the whole debate about the debt ceiling was completely economically irresponsible, that these policymakers need to start getting with it as it relates to being fiscally responsible so that we can get the American economy back going again.
And in my personal opinion, Ben Bernanke in the speech, he alluded that the Federal Reserve is going to get together for a meeting.
It's their annual meeting this September.
He alluded that that, which is usually a day meeting, they meet one day.
They're actually going to meet two days.
He said in the speech that he's going to extend the meeting two days to, quote unquote, debate about any potential economic instruments that need or possibly need to be used at that given time to stimulate the economy.
Now, once Ben Bernanke alluded to this in the latter part of his speech, that's when you saw the stock market just completely do a 180, a complete turnaround.
That's why I said, folks, if you look back in the archive, I didn't even just say this in the archive.
I tweeted this.
I said that I don't know what's going to happen if Ben Bernanke doesn't implement QE3 today.
As you saw, the helter-skelter market implemented itself at the beginning.
It just started tanking 200 points.
It was down 200 points down Jones Industrials.
Then as Ben Bernanke started alluding more and more in his speech that it could possibly implement it, be excuse me, be implemented in the annual Federal Reserve meeting in September, that meeting is going to be extended.
So I don't know.
Of course, you got a lot of people, the market bulls buying into this, and this is why we closed up on the upside.
That's why I didn't make any prognostications on what was going to happen after Ben Bernanke did not implement a quantitative easing phase on this very day.
That's why I didn't make any prognostications.
As you can say on the last broadcast, as you can see on the damn Twitter account, I said, I don't know what's going to happen, you know, because this investment community is so pussy-whipped and emotionally impulsive.
And they actually alluded to that today on many of the business channels that, you know, these investors need to get a grip on things.
But this, you know, investment community is so pussy-whipped.
I had no idea how they would react if quantitative easing three was not implemented by Ben Bernanke and the Federal Reserve.
So this is why we had a Helter-Skelter Day on the market.
So before I get into anything else, if you were a day trader, this was your day to make some serious goddamn money.
You know what I'm saying?
I mean, it seems to me that the volatility benefits the day traders.
And of course, thanks to our government, who is regulating the marketplace, the only people that can participate in day trading legally are those that have a brokerage account that has about $50,000 in capital in there or $25,000 on margin.
Yeah, thanks to our government, the United States government, that's the only way that you can participate in day trading.
And I know there's a lot of individuals that don't understand what the hell day trading is.
They're like, well, what do you keep talking about?
You keep saying that you're making money in day trading.
Well, why don't you pull up a chart of the Dow Jones Industrials or the NASDAQ, which was a good winner today, or the SNP, whichever market that you want to look at.
Take a look at the day chart.
Take a look at how it just started off at the complete bottom in the morning, you know, and then all of a sudden it just took off there at midday and it kept taking off all the way until the end.
It kind of petered out there at the last hour, but it still pulled off on the plus side.
This is what I'm talking about.
Wouldn't you like to be able to participate in purchasing stocks in that morning at any point in time during that roller coaster ride of volatility?
Wouldn't you like to purchase some stocks on the low there?
Hold them for about, who the hell knows?
I mean, there is no right amount of time to hold a stock when it comes to day trading.
That's why I guess the government decided to implement this law about the only people that can actually day trade are those, I guess, that are, I don't know, have assets to accompany such risky investment.
I guess.
I have no idea.
But, you know, typically what you would want to do is if you see in the morning, this morning, I mean, I was doing day trading all morning.
In the morning, you see some of these blue chips tumble.
You see a lot of the retraction of the investment community being emotionally impulsive because Ben Bernanke didn't implement QE3.
Well, then you grab some of these stocks when everybody's selling off.
Now, you don't know whether or not you're going to hold them for the rest of the day.
You don't know whether you're going to hold them for five, ten minutes.
You don't know because it's up to you based upon your speculation and how much you're willing to take once you sell off the stock at whatever given price.
Do you understand what I'm saying?
That's day trading.
It's trading based upon the pattern of the chart.
And you see, there's a lot of money to be made in day trading.
I kid you not, folks, depending on your amount of capital, of course.
I mean, with $50,000, if you could just, I mean, literally, in today's volatility, you know, just complete volatile market, you can just ride some of these stocks with about 20, 30, 40 cent swings throughout the day and literally make about, geez, $1,000, maybe $1,500.
And that's if you don't know what the hell you're doing.
That's if you're just kind of riding the swings of a lot of these volatile stocks, for Christ's sake.
But, you know, the only people that can participate in this once again, thanks to our governments, are those that have $50,000 in their brokerage account or $25,000 on margin.
Yes, we can, Obama.
You know, don't you think that's sad?
I mean, that's sad.
I mean, don't you think that somebody who has $10,000, $5,000, $3,000, $1,000, don't you think that they should be able to participate in pattern trading and be able to make whatever beans they're able to scrape up after pattern trading on such a little amount of money?
It doesn't matter.
Some of these people could be out of work.
Some of these people could need a supplemented income of one of their spouses that were laid off for Christ's sake.
But no, we can't do it because, oh, yes, we can decided that he is going to separate pattern traders or day traders from everybody else.
It's just disgraceful.
It's disgusting.
And you need to write your local congressman.
And I urge all capitalists, write your congressman and your senator and tell them to lift this disgusting, ridiculous law about a prerequisite of participating in pattern trading, having $50,000 in your brokerage account.
It's ridiculous.
Take it out of there.
I mean, just look at the chart of any freaking stock for Christ's sake.
Just look at it for yourself.
And just imagine, had you just been looking at that, had you just had a brokerage account somewhere, they give you tools so where you can actually see real time, you know, every single trade that's taking place.
You know, I mean, you can actually see the chart moving in real time, for Christ's sake.
I mean, wouldn't you want to purchase some of that on the low?
Hold on to it for however long, 30 minutes, an hour, until the end of the day.
Whenever you think that the peak of the profit is, you sell off, you make serious capital.
And you do enough of that all day, I kid you not.
The liquid that you're able to accumulate after all those little trades, you take that liquid from day trading and you parlay that into long-term investments, baby.
Do you understand that?
I know there's a lot of day traders that take the liquid and they want to, you know, I guess, reestablish more capital in their day trading opportunities.
No, when you have a day trading account, and it's basically strictly geared towards that, take the liquidity from that and put it into long-term investments.
I kid you not.
And particularly, particularly long-term investments that possibly have high-end yield dividends or long-term investments that are on the complete low, for Christ's sake.
I mean, there's enough liquidity to be made in day trading to be doing this.
Anyway, let me get to the markets here because we did close out on the plus side.
I personally closed out on the plus side today, not only in the day trading in, but the long-term investments that I'm holding from the bottom feeding that I was doing two weeks ago.
I mean, I'm just making serious money.
Day Trading vs Long Term00:02:11
I mean, Bowler Friday, baby, I'm feeling good.
I'm feeling good here.
Anyway, let me go ahead and take a, let me get some beer.
I actually got some beer for the occasion.
And once again, I know there's a lot of people who give me a lot of crap about me drinking Miller High Life.
A lot of people say, oh, Ghost, it tastes like Kentucky Fried Chicken Piss.
And how the hell are you drinking that?
You have to understand, folks, you know, there's not much things in life outside material that you can kind of hold on to for an emotional, stable view upon this existence.
And when I look upon my childhood and when I look upon my youth, I think of very good memories, a good existence, a perception at that particular time that was like none other.
A very innocent perception.
I know there's a lot of children out here that listen to me that they've been robbed that innocent perception.
They've been robbed that Christmas story type of family interaction.
You know, what I mean by the Christmas story, I'm talking about the movie, The Christmas Story.
Anyway, to make a long story short, whenever I have a Miller High Life, I mean, it's one of those signatures.
You know, the taste of it is like a mental signature in my brain that brings me back to like a nostalgic time in my life when things were a lot more simpler as far as I'm concerned.
I mean, I don't know where the hell we're going now at this point in time.
We're just, I mean, we've just gone loco at this point in time.
I mean, you know, we got goddamn earthquakes rocking the East Coast for Christ's sake.
Anyway, let me go ahead and open up a beer here, and I want to go ahead and get through the markets.
After I get through the markets, folks, I want to hear from you.
I want to take your calls.
Let me go ahead and open up this beer here.
Oh, yeah.
All right, let's get through the markets here because it was a decent day.
Hyperinflation and Oil Roller Coaster00:08:36
It wasn't as good as it would have been had QE3 been implemented.
But once again, I mean, the side effect of QE3, folks, is the debasing of the currency, which is something that we have also talked about many times on this broadcast.
I mean, QE3 is just an economic fancy word of saying, we're going to print more money.
So as a result, you have hyperinflation as a result of that.
So there's a lot of negative side effects.
But at the same time, if you're in the stock market or if you have interest in certain commodities, you basically cash out fairly well.
I mean, let's be perfectly honest.
If QE3 had been implemented today and you had a good interest in a lot of the bottom-feeding stock opportunities that we had in the last couple of weeks, you would have made some serious, serious money.
I mean, seriously, you would have made some serious money.
Not to say that today's gains were chump change, but like I said, I mean, you know, Dow Jones Industrials today closes out at 134.72 on the plus side.
All right.
Now, I speculated that if QE3 had been implemented, we would have seen 600 plus.
Now, just showing this closing on today's market, you would have seen that the effect of not implementing quantitative easing three was not as negative as most of the investors anticipated there early in the morning.
Excuse me, folks.
I'm stumbling over my own tongue here, for Christ's sake.
Got a couple of ass clowns sitting here in the chat room talking garbage.
Screw you, idiots, all right?
I'm talking to the capitalists here.
I'm talking to the capitalists.
I'm not talking to you idiots.
I don't get it.
I don't get it.
Anyway, the point I'm trying to make here, let me not get distracted.
Let me look away.
Take that screen off, engineer.
What I'm saying is, is the Dow Jones Industrials is up 134.72 points today.
Just imagine, had quantitative easing three been implemented, I said 600 plus, just based upon today's closing, it could have been a hell of a lot more than that.
So anyway, let me just get through the damn markets.
These idiots are sitting here flapping their fat Dorito stained, pretzel-stained fingers on the keyboard, thinking that they're accomplishing something.
Hopefully the capitalists that are out there are understanding what I'm saying.
There's a helper-skelter market out here.
But once again, you know, you just got to roll the punches.
I mean, we are at the whim of this pussy-whipped investment community, for Christ's sake.
But once I've, like I've always said, long-term investment reigns supreme.
Always remember that.
I always believe that as long as your equity that you hold in your portfolio has good fundamentals, has good demand potential, and has good profitability potential, or at least proven profitability potential, well, then by God, hold on to it.
It's just going to go up and up and up.
Long-term investment reigns supreme, baby.
Always remember that.
That's what made Warren Buffett a billionaire.
Can you believe that?
Warren Buffett did nothing else in life than trade a couple of stocks.
Well, not a couple, but he trade many stocks.
But he traded stocks, and this guy is second richest man in the world.
He was, well, I think he's third or fourth now, but he's one of the top five now.
I mean, you know, they're always changing places.
You got that one Mexican from Mexico that's the richest man in the world now, wasn't it?
Julio Slim?
Julio Slim is the richest man in the world, believe it or not.
Some Mexican out of Mexico that owns it has a monopoly over the telecommunications industry out there in Mexico, extending into Central America and into South America for Christ's sake.
So, Julio Slim.
Anyway, folks, let's continue going.
We got Dow Jones Industrials up 134.72, a percentage increase of 1.21%, closing out today at 11,284.50 points.
SP 500 on the plus side, 17.53 points, a percentage increase of 1.51%, closing out today at 1,176.80 points for the SP.
The NASDAQ, all right, the NASDAQ 2,479.85 points.
It closes out today.
That was an increase of 60.22 points.
A percentage increase for the NASDAQ of 2.49%, for Christ's sake.
So, you know, let me tell you something.
All right, let me tell you some of the major gains today in the equities markets.
I was kind of afraid that there at the end we may have seen some kind of a sell-off, given the fact that we do have that hurricane coming into the East Coast that's obviously going to cause some major damage, you know.
And, you know, I don't know.
I'm not making any speculations on the potential damage.
I did make a prognostication on the last show that it was going to be serious, and all these idiots that are here in the chat room now, they're flapping their fat sausages of the fingers on the keyboards.
We're saying, oh, it's not going to be that big of a deal, Ghost.
It's not going to be that big of a deal.
Shove it up your ass.
Look at it now.
It's going to cause devastation.
People are running scared out there.
There's mandatory evacuations.
You're sitting over here.
Oh, is it going to be a big deal, Coast?
Shut up.
Just sit there and shut your stinking smelly holes.
Anyway, I thought we were going to see a last-minute sell-off because of that particular hurricane coming in.
I think that it, I don't know, I'm glad it didn't spook the investors.
We closed up on the plus side, but as this hurricane hits, I'd watch out for any insurance stocks, excuse me, any insurance stocks that you may be holding because you know they're going to be hit up.
Any stocks that have any headquarters in this particular region?
If you have an equity that has a headquarters in this particular region, I'd be looking out for this.
Another play that I'd be eyeballing in this hurricane situation is oil.
Now, I know oil today was roller coaster.
It closed up modestly on the plus side, but I would pay close attention to oil because first and foremost, there's a lot of oil refineries out here in the East Coast, and they're going to get destroyed, damaged, to say the least, in this hurricane situation.
And in my personal opinion, I think that there could be some good plays to be made as it relates to crude oil and gasoline futures, to say the least.
So, I mean, I think there could be a play to be made there.
Moreover, there's going to be a lot of people without electricity.
A lot of people have generators.
A lot of generators use gasoline and other such oil-like fuel-based sources.
So, in my personal opinion, I'm just saying, if you want to think about possible plays as it relates to this particular hurricane, there's some possible scenarios for you.
Moreover, I made some plays today early in the day's trading on some of these hardware stores.
You know, people are already getting ready for the storm.
So, you know, plywood is up, hammers are up, you know, nails are up.
You know, you know, I mean, just think about it.
Just imagine.
And then when you have this unfortunate act of God out here in the East Coast and have just a whole bunch of devastation, I mean, who do you think they're going to go for to get supplies?
You know?
They're going to go to the hardware stores.
They're going to go to lumber people.
You know?
They're going to go to the people that hold the products in their possession for Christ's sake.
So, you know, I'm just giving you a heads up on potential plays.
All right.
Starbucks Prices Skyrocket00:07:08
If you want to take them or you want to entertain them, you want to put them into your insight, that's fine.
But let me tell you, if you don't, and you just want to sit there and play the Peter Popper and you want to be like these jerk dicks in here saying, I'm boring, man.
You know what?
You're bored here.
I'll tell you what, be even more bored.
I'm turning off the chat.
How do you like that, huh?
How do you like that?
How do you like that?
You can just sit there in the chat room and play with your beer popper for Christ's sake and not say nothing.
How do you like that?
As a matter of fact, why don't you listen to me and take a swig of my beer, for Christ's sake.
Anyway, as I was saying, these idiots were sitting here, you know, pissing me off with their little comments in the chat room.
Now look at them, huh?
Now they're like Helen Keller, huh?
Now they're trying to, you know, do Morris code to me on goddamn Twitter or something, huh?
Yeah, get your ass and get out of here.
Now, as I was saying to the capitalists out here, once again, these are plays that need to be made.
All right?
These are plays that need to be made.
And in my personal opinion, if I were you, I would start entertaining these opportunities.
All right?
And I think that a lot of that fueled a lot of the markets rally today.
But let's get through the commodities, shall we?
All right, let me go ahead and lift the chat shut off.
Look at them.
I could just imagine them right now, these jerk dicks that live for the chat room.
Look at them, they're like, oh, that asshole took my power.
He took away my power.
And I hate that bastard.
I love the chat room, and I can't do it.
I feel so stupid.
I feel so insignificant.
Oh, my God.
Well, I'll tell you what, I'll put the chat room back on.
But, you know, maybe temporary, maybe not.
I have no idea.
I have no idea.
And let me tell you something.
If I turn off the chat room again, I'm only selecting a few people.
You know who I'm letting the chat?
The only people I'm going to let chat the next time I turn off this chat room are those that belong to the capitalist army.
You piece of crap.
Give me my drink.
for Christ's sake.
Hey, engineer, go ahead and turn it back on for Christ.
Turn the chat room back on for these Milky Liquors.
All right.
We're back now.
Now, let me get through the commodities here.
All right.
We got Brent Crude.
All right.
Brent crude is up modestly 47 cents today, a percentage increase of 0.42%.
That's an increase of $111.09.
Gasoline futures are modestly up, but I would anticipate if there's some major damage out there in the East Coast, that these prices here in the energy sector are going to spike.
That's just my prognostication.
I don't know.
I'm never wrong.
I don't know.
I'm just saying.
I'm just saying, you know?
Anyway, gasoline futures are up eight bucks.
That's a percentage increase of 0.85%.
We got heating oil futures up $1.07.
That's a percentage increase of 0.36%.
Natural gas up very modestly.
It's only up two cents, a percentage increase of 0.74%.
WTI Sweet Crude up very modestly.
It is up 16 cents today, a percentage increase of 0.19%, closing out WTI Sweet Crude at $85.46 per barrel of WTI sweet crude.
Once again, folks, I'm telling you right now, if we do have major devastation out there in the East Coast, watch those prices.
All right?
Watch those goddamn prices because they're going to go up.
And if you don't want to capitalize on it, well, then that's your problem, baby, all right?
I mean, don't be crying.
You know, there's a lot of people that sit here and talk a lot of garbage to me on the Twitter.
They talk a lot of garbage to me on the email.
That's not fair.
You're sitting there like a capitalist.
You're making all this money.
And you're making money off the working person.
You're making money off the working person.
What are you talking about?
I'm making money out of my own prognostications.
Do you understand that, you Milky Licker?
Huh?
I'm making money out of my own prognostications over here.
Don't you understand that?
I'm the prognosticator of prognosticators, for Christ's sake, all right?
I'm making capital.
That's what I'm making money.
That's what I do, for Christ's sake.
I know people's feelings get hurt.
I know people's feelings get hurt because, oh, it's not fair.
I mean, all I get to do is just call up ghost and try to play some stupid, dumb ass little recording and try to give my fat jelly ass life some kind of significance.
But it's not fair that I can't drink all day and I can't just take trips and I can just do what I want.
I can't do what I want.
All I got to do is wait for my EBT card so I can get my value great dinners and that's all I can do.
Shut up.
Anyway, here, let me go ahead and continue going, shall we?
We got agriculture.
It's up.
Canola, $5.60 on the plus side.
It's up a percent.
Cocoa is up $48.
That's a percentage increase of 1.59%.
Coffee for all you assholes that make a goddamn excuse being jerk dicks in the morning.
Oh, dude, don't talk to me.
I just have had my coffee, dude.
Don't talk to me, dude.
I haven't had my coffee, dude.
Yeah, yeah.
Shove it up, your ass.
All right, stop being a jerk.
Anyway, coffee is up.
All right.
It is up majorly.
$3.70.
That's a percentage increase of 1.34%.
That's a major trend, folks.
We've been talking about a percent increase as I recollect every day that we've been on the broadcast.
So that's going to translate into the price of all your little lattes out there at Starbucks, huh?
Straight up.
All your little Starbucks lattes for crazy.
Oh, yes, all lotte.
And you know what I'm going to do?
I'm going to talk like this, even though I'm not even from London.
I just think that, yeah, talking like this makes me smarter.
Yes.
It makes me sound like I'm, you know, know what I'm talking about.
They got a lotte here.
I'll get a lotte and everything will be okay, you know?
Stupid, dumbass Starbucks jerk asses.
Barbecue Grill Safety Rules00:02:44
Let me tell you something.
I think you you people that that buy all that $9 Starbucks coffee, you people are idiots.
All right.
I understand, hey, you know, every once in a while, but you idiots that are making that a part of your day, that's $9 every coffee.
You get one every day, you times that by five or seven, depending on every what every day is to you.
You times that by, you know, four.
I mean, it just it just gets expensive.
It just gets very expensive.
And, you know, you could be putting that money somewhere else that could be making you more money, for Christ's sake.
That's all I'm saying.
All right?
That's all I'm that's all I'm saying, baby.
You know what I'm saying?
Anyway, we got corn up.
Jesus Christ, corn.
Corn's up $23.50.
That's a percentage increase of 3.16% on the day.
I mean, good God.
Jesus Christ.
You know, I mean, I just I'm sick of hearing corn going on the plus side.
I mean, I guess I could just forget about the days of nine ears of corn for a dollar.
I guess that's just we just got to eat it, right?
I mean, luckily, I can afford this crap, but what about the Mexicans, you know, that have to, you know, make their tortillas and the burritos and stuff, you know?
I mean, I feel sorry for these people.
I feel sorry for, you know, everybody else that needs corn, you know.
I feel sorry for those shit-ticking hicks out there in Kentucky that use the leftover corn cobs for pipes for their tobacco.
You know?
I'm just saying.
And not to mention that, you know, I miss grilling those goddamn corns.
Nine ears of corn for a dollar.
Just throw them on the damn grill.
You know?
Just throw them on the goddamn grill.
No big deal.
And leave the husks on them.
And, you know, for all you assholes that barbecue, let me tell you something, all right?
You're not supposed to burn the crap that you barbecue.
I hate people that they see the flame going up into the grill and they're like, okay, it's ready.
And they throw whatever meat, whatever food on an open fire.
You're not supposed to throw meat.
You're not supposed to throw crap on an open fire, you asshole.
All right?
You're supposed to make the fire so that it can actually make some coals and some embers in the grill.
Moreover, it'll actually kill off anything that happened, any parasites or any crap that happens to be on the grill.
It heats up the grill to a temperature to where when you throw whatever meat, whatever goddamn food that you put on there, it's going to sizzle.
It's going to sear.
It's going to be great for Christ's sake.
Soybean Price Increase Mystery00:06:47
All right?
Don't ever throw your food on an open flame.
And that's why I don't like barbecue from anybody else.
I don't like barbecue from anybody else besides myself because everybody else's barbecue is burnt crap.
It's burnt crap.
That's not what barbecue is supposed to taste like, you stupid scumbags.
It's supposed to taste like the flavor of the charcoal, the smoke of the mesquite wood that you put in there, or if you're using oak or applewood or hickory.
I'm not a big fan of hickory, you know?
I'm not a big fan of hickory, but mesquite and oak, applewood, good stuff, man.
Good goddamn stuff.
No BS.
Anyway, corn is up $23.
Once again, up 3.16%.
We got cotton up $1.33.
That's a percentage increase of 1.29% on the day.
Wheat futures are up $9.25.
That's a percentage increase of 1.17% on the day.
Sugar is up 56 cents and I was expecting some kind of spike from sugar.
It's been selling off recently.
It is up 1.89% on the day for sugar.
Soybean, for some reason, is going up.
I'm assuming that everybody's just going to go eat soybean burgers because they're not going to have any money in their pockets to go out and eat anything that's actual beef.
I don't know where this place I'm just joking, of course, but I don't know where this place is coming from.
But soybean is up.
Get this.
$30.75 today.
That's a percentage increase of 2.21% on the day.
All right.
Lumber, man, it continues to see its spike.
And of course, the reason is today is because, well, we're having a hurricane out there in the East Coast.
So speculators, of course, are saying lumber is going to be in demand.
Scarcity of lumber is going to be about, and it's going to be afoot.
So as a result, the price of it is going to increase.
So that's where you're seeing this spike in lumber for the past couple of weeks.
And today is no different.
It is up today, $7.90, a percentage increase of 3.41% on the day for lumber futures.
That's some serious gains right there.
We got oat up $10.
That's a percentage increase of 2.65%.
We got soybean oil futures up $1.19.
That's a percentage increase of 2.12%.
And it seems like the bullnose bulldykes, they kind of came out for happy hour, but didn't really like sticking around because the wool futures are up very, very modestly at $2, a measly percentage increase of 0.15%.
So it looks like Rosie O'Donnell didn't seem like she wanted to dive on some carpet today.
I don't know.
I'm just saying I don't know.
Anyway, let's get to the metals, shall we?
Metals?
Let's get to the metals.
Now, let's take a look at the metals prices because this should go to show everybody that's invested in this market how helter-skelter and pussywhipped our investment community is in today's market.
All right.
It makes no sense why metals would be up at this point in time.
On the contrary, the whole pump and dump behind the idea of metals being such an expensive commodity is the fact that the Federal Reserve is going to continue to print money or to continue to implement quantitative easing phases.
Well, he didn't implement it today.
So I don't understand where this gold pop is coming from.
I mean, it just doesn't make any sense.
Everything was up today.
It makes no sense.
All right.
The dollar even increased today.
If you take a look at the dollar on the currency markets, if you trade that financial instrument.
All right.
Cash is actually worth more today because Ben Bernanke didn't print more money.
All right.
Now you've got gold up to what we're, you know, it's just complete pump and dump out here.
It's complete pump and dump.
Helter-skelter market.
A ridiculous investment community that's completely emotionally impulsive and doesn't know where to put their capital.
All right.
So before I read these metals prices, I want to tell you that I have no idea why they're up today.
I have no idea.
But let's see why.
All right.
We got copper up.
I can see why there's an industrial component to copper.
So we understand the modest increase there, two bucks, a percentage increase of 0.49%.
Now, gold today was up $67.
All right.
That's a percentage increase of 3.80% on the day.
3.80% on the day.
I mean, that increase makes it seem like it was like, I don't know, that there is a quantitative easing or something to that effect.
I mean, there is no purpose for this increase at this point in time.
You know, no purpose for this increase at this point in time.
I have no idea what's going on here.
None.
But for all the people that are holding on to gold, man, I mean, ride the bubble.
Like I said, man, ride it.
Ride that bubble, baby.
You know, it just ride the bubble is what I'm trying to say.
Anyway, it closes out today at $1,830.20 per Troy ounce of gold.
Silver saw a minor pop.
Well, I should say a little bit more than a minor pop.
It was a 1.51% increase on the day, increasing 61 cents, closing out today at $41.41 per Troy ounce of silver.
Let's get to livestock, shall we?
We got live cattle futures, excuse me, up $1.10, a percentage increase of 0.96%.
We've got cattle feeder futures up $1.07.
And for all you fat, jelly-ass bastards, you Tuberlard jerk dicks with the goddamn fat celluloid dripping off the penis type of garbage that like a couple of humbos down your gullet every now and then.
Well, I guess there's some good news for you today because lean hog futures are down 12 cents.
That's a percentage decrease of 0.14%.
And that, my friends, is the markets for your ass.
Lean Hog Futures Drop00:03:10
Anyway, folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me here.
This is a Baller Friday edition.
I'm drinking beer here this evening.
I want to say cheers to all the true capitalists that are out there.
And if you're in the East Coast and you're bunkering down, you're out there going to suffer the brunt end of this storm.
My heart and prayers go out to the capitalists that are out there in harm's way in this storm.
I mean, my thoughts and prayers are with you.
So cheers to everybody out there and cheers to everybody who's listening to me throughout the world.
Let me go ahead and take a chug of this beer here.
Before I give some shout-outs, I do want to say that I'm anticipating that Ben Bernanke is going to have to do something in September.
And this is another thing that fueled the markets rally today is the anticipation based upon the speech's language that was delivered by Ben Bernanke.
So once again, just because Ben Bernanke said that he's seeing modest growth in the America's economy, I don't think that we're just done with quantitative easing just yet.
All right, he did pass the ball on Congress.
He did pass the ball to the politicians.
And let's see if the politicians heed it.
You know, there was a lot of talk out here that Rick Perry, you know, old Governor Rick Perry made a bitched out Ben Bernanke.
And that's why Ben Bernanke didn't want to come out today and say, hey, quantitative easing three, because possibly Ben Bernanke may be a little scared of Rick Perry, to say the least.
I don't blame him, you know?
I mean, I don't blame him.
I mean, us Texans, you know, we're badasses out here.
You understand?
I mean, us Texans that were born and raised out here, we don't take no BS from anybody.
And I'm sure Ben Bernanke, you know, coming from Augusta, Georgia, you know, probably, you know, an economics nerd his whole damn life for Christ's sake, you know, just can't comprehend the amount of manly dominance that encompasses a real Texan.
And, you know, once Rick Perry started, you know, kind of shooting from the hip, I personally thought, I think that a lot of what Rick Perry said was off keaster, if you want my personal opinion.
What, you know, look at what look at what he did to Ben Bernanke, huh?
Look at what he did to Ben Bernanke.
I mean, he caved in for Christ's sake.
He caved in.
And why is he extending the annual Federal Reserve meeting in September for another day?
It's because he wants to hear what the hell they got to say.
You know, he's like, look, all I can do is just implement another phase of quantitative easing out here.
I've passed the ball to these ridiculous scumbag politicians.
They're sitting over here making me look like a boogeyman.
All right, I can't implement another quantitative easing three.
You got one asshole over here saying to him, he thinks I'm treasonous for implementing it.
So what do you idiot Federal Reserve governors think I should do?
What do you think I should do?
Federal Reserve Meeting Extension00:04:25
And let me tell you something.
They're going to pull off all stops to see if they can somehow maneuver some kind of money mechanics in an attempt to hedge off what should be, folks.
And I'm telling you right now, we should be in a goddamn depression.
And the only thing that isn't allowing us to go into a depression is the attempts by the Federal Reserve to fuel money markets, you know, in hopes of stimulating economic growth.
But what's stagnating economic growth is our goddamn government, because on top of our government spending continuous amounts of capital on entitlements, and this is taxpayer money, on top of all that, I mean, you've got this government implementing regulations that stagnate economic growth.
Don't people understand this?
That when you allow government to implement regulations, you stagnate growth, business growth, economic growth.
You stagnate it, for Christ's sake.
So, anyway, let me go ahead and take a swig of this here.
Go ahead and take a swig of this.
Anyway, let me give some chat shout-outs.
Let me see.
Do we got anybody to, or not chat shout-outs?
Screw the chat shout-outs.
The guy's being jerk dicks today.
Twitter shout-outs.
Do we have any Twitter shout-outs there, Engineer?
All right, folks, I'm going to give some Twitter shout-outs.
And if you don't know, what you do is retweet the first tweet on my Twitter account.
All right?
And of course, if you don't know the Twitter account yet, by God, go ahead and follow me now.
Ghost Politics is the name.
No underscores.
All right.
All one word, no underscores.
Ghost politics.
All right.
Hit me up with a goddamn couple of tweets.
Let me know what's going on with you.
And moreover, if you want a shout-out right now, retweet the first tweet on that Twitter account.
So let's go ahead and do it, shall we?
All right, who we got here?
We got Ryan Eddings.
What's going on?
We got Poop Wiggler.
I'm not going to say that.
I take LSD.
No, I don't, you idiot.
Cosmo CB.
No, I'm not going to say that, you sick, twisted bastard.
We got Anonymous.
What's up?
Anonymous Plumo.
What's up?
Alex Jones for president.
Shut up!
You damn Alex Jones worshipers, man.
You need to grow up.
You know what I'm saying?
You need to grow up already.
I mean, haven't you learned from the last batch of young people that have become disenchanted by that blowhard already?
Haven't you noticed that every one of his films, he always has a group of young people that just seem to not get any older?
That's because he has to continuously have more young people that are willing to buy his BS for that much more period of time so he can show to other young people that he's credible for Christ's sake.
I know what you're doing, Alex.
Don't give me that crap.
Anyway, who else do we got?
We got Capitalist Chris.
What's going on?
I want to say what's up to Gasgara.
What's going on, Gasgara?
We got Curtis Leonard.
What's up?
Who else we got?
We got Slapping My Uterus.
Ah, you sick son of a bitch.
We got Pony Poop Tickler.
I'm not going to say that asshole.
We got Ghost number one fan.
And yeah, you're my number one fan, and you got a freaking pony on your goddamn avatar.
Yeah, right.
Who else do we got?
We got Centennius.
What's going on, man?
Who else do we have?
Do we have any more?
We've got a couple more here, and then we're going to move on with the broadcast.
Who else do we got?
We've got Trolesta Molesta.
Jesus Christ.
We got Hando Bland.
We got Brony News.
Poop Tickler Jr.
We got Poop Pickler Tickle.
Navy Husky.
All right, that's enough.
And I already see the rest of them.
They're all sick, perverted names.
Modernity and Primitive Concepts00:11:37
I'm not going to sit there and say this.
I'm not going to sit there and say that anyway.
Let me go ahead and take a swing of this crap.
Let me chug the rest of this beer.
As you can see on the agenda, I really don't have much to talk about here.
So I'm just going to go off the head, you know, for the next three hours and take some calls and try some new things.
Because let me tell you something.
I am so exhausted from day trading today, man.
I mean, I made so much liquid in day trading.
You know what I'm saying?
I mean, I was up and down.
I mean, I was, I mean, I look like a boiler room operation, baby.
I was like, all right, we're going to hear.
So we're just going to go off the head here.
I really don't have anything to talk about.
We know about Hurricane Irene.
Once again, my thoughts and prayers go out to the capitalists that were not able to leave or did not want to leave.
Please keep yourself safe.
I guarantee you, if there's any kind of major damage in any of the major cities out there, be it expecting a ruckus by some of the so-called Poe in America.
Be expecting looting and pillaging.
And in my personal opinion, I feel bad for the capitalists, you know?
All right?
Somebody's asking, do you care about the other people that are out there?
No, I don't.
I care about the capitalists that are out there that are the vokes of society.
The individuals that contribute to the tax system.
The individuals that are actually making a contribution to society.
That's who I care about.
Do you understand?
I don't know what you people are asking here in the chat where they're asking me, well, what about the other people?
Well, what other people?
I care about the capitalists.
Do you understand that?
I care about the capitalists, the individuals that work for themselves, that go out there and contribute to society for Christ's sake.
That's who I care about.
That's who I'll stand in the front lines with for Christ's sake.
Not these despicable, disgusting scumbags that call themselves the so-called Poe in America when they're out here getting fed on the American taxpaying dime and not only getting fat in the ass, but now they're rubbing in the faces of capitalists.
I don't know if you folks have been aware of some of the tweets that I've been tweeting out by some of these disgusting entitlement-ridden wastes of human life out here.
These disgusting, despicable human beings actually have the audacity just to go out and actually rub it in the faces of capitalists as they're getting their stupid little EBT cards.
And if you're you folks that, well, I'm sure half of you idiots are sure you know what EBT is.
You're probably living on it, you fat bastards.
But this EBT card, all right, this EBT card, it's called an electric benefit transfer card.
All right?
You know what I mean?
It's an electric benefit transfer card where all the entitlement folks get their little entitlements delivered to.
They get it delivered to them on a little card.
Well, folks, if you haven't read my Twitter, by God, go about, let me see, one, two, three, four, five, six, go about six tweets down there, August 25th, where I write, I'm so disgusted by this vid.
The capitalist army has officially declared war against people like this.
And if you haven't seen it, well, by God, go to my Twitter account and go down about six to about August 25th and take a look at it for yourself.
These disgusting, despicable scumbags are rubbing it in the faces of capitalists throughout America out here.
And as far as I'm concerned, if you're a capitalist, if you're somebody that works hard for your money, if you're somebody that's working that actually has to service these disgusting, despicable scumbags, then you are who I'm talking to.
We have to declare war against these disgusting, ridiculous, pathetic wastes of human life.
And what do I mean by that?
I'm talking about us as capitalists starting to implement our authority.
Do you understand?
We need to implement our authority by not only implementing a new system of government that, well, not necessarily a new system of government, but to implement term limits on this government at this point in time.
Because I think that what's stagnating human progress and what's stagnating the human experiment here in America is this government.
We need strict term limits.
We don't need these government officials to be in office 40 freaking years, 50 years, 60 years.
See, we don't need these scumbags in office that long.
No one should be able to make a career out of public service.
No one.
And I know there's people out here saying, oh, it's not fair.
It's perfectly fair.
No one should be able to make a career out of public service.
And on top of term limits for the politicians, us capitalists have to implement a whole new voter electorate system.
A system where the general American populace don't have the right to go out and vote for whoever has nice teeth or whoever they want to have a beer with and so on and so forth.
No, You know who should have the exclusive right to participate in the political process?
The individuals that actually contribute to the mechanism of government.
The individuals that actually contribute to the construction and the continuity of civilization.
I'm talking about the capitalists.
I'm talking about the individuals that contribute to the tax system.
I'm talking about the ones that are working hard while these disgusting, despicable serfs are sitting here collecting our tax dollars and rubbing it in our faces.
I'm talking to you, capitalists.
And there's no race in capitalism.
There's no culture.
There's no religion.
There's none of these ridiculous, primitive ideas that one needs to embrace to be a capitalist.
All you have to understand is that you get what you put in.
You get what you put in.
And I know there's a lot of folks out there that want to go to the dark side.
Believe me, it's easy to go to the dark side at this point in time.
It seems the more loser you are, the more money you can collect from this government.
But I plead with you to not submit.
Do not submit to the sloth, to the laziness, to the lack of pride, the lack of integrity, the bowels of society.
I plead with you, don't do it.
Don't cross over for Christ's sake, because we need individuals like you to sustain the continuity of civilization.
Because without individuals like yourself, these disgusting mutants, these ridiculous primitive souls would overwhelm the population of this world and would completely cripple civilization itself.
And that's why I call on every capitalist out there who's listening to the sound of my voice.
This is a serious call.
We can no longer allow these liberals and these idiot propagandists who utilize misdirected empathy in order to extort political favors.
And what political favor are they extorting out of you to say, oh, we should go out and we should help everybody.
We should go out and we should help everybody get fed and we should help everybody get clothed and housed and everything.
Like we got to do it.
And once again, it goes against the laws of this realm, idiots, to make this assumption that we have to save every pathetic soul that shitted out of the uterus of some whore that hopped on some pogo stick of somebody that looks good in a leather jacket is pathetic.
It's ridiculous.
It goes against the fabric of nature for Christ's sake.
And if you take a look at any living organism on this realm, if you take a look at any living organism on this planet, every living organism has to kill and eat another organism to sustain itself, to survive.
And for these idiots to sit here and continue to extort the empathy of misguided people has to come to an end, and it has to come to an end now.
We're in the age of modernity for Christ's sake.
There's no need to embrace these primitive concepts of theocracy, culturalism, racism, political romanticism, nationalism.
There's no need for this crap.
But what holds these primitive concepts together?
What holds these primitive concepts together in existence?
It's these simpletons.
It's these primitive souls that are out here absent-minded in their own consciousness.
It is they that are being manipulated by primitive concepts that should no longer be acknowledged.
I plead to you, the intellectual and the intellectually curious, do not fall victim to these ridiculous old primitive concepts any longer because there is no need to hold on to them.
They are insignificant.
They have been contradicted.
They have been proven hypocritical.
And I plead to you, it is time for us to embrace an idea that has not only catapulted human civilization to the point that it is today, but is going to continue.
That's going to continue the continuity of human progress.
And I'm talking about capitalism.
You're goddamn right.
Anyway, folks, let me get another drink here for Christ's sake.
I'm getting all worked up because these losers out here in not only America, but throughout the world, are jeopardizing civility for us all.
Let me go ahead and open this beer for Christ's sake.
Open up another damn beer.
They're jeopardizing civility for us all.
Seth Rogan Liberal Jokes00:14:50
Anyway, we are in the second hour of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
And of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
And once again, folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
Before we get into anything else, please retweet the broadcast.
Go to the forums.
Go to the social networks.
Go to the blogs and spread it around like wild.
Not to mention, there's all kinds of little buttons underneath the player there, folks.
All kinds of buttons underneath the player.
Use and abuse those buttons.
Do you understand what I'm saying?
It's just a freaking click, for Christ's sake.
It's just a freaking click, all right?
Anyway, I want to hear from you.
646-652-4869.
I hear a lot of people talking a lot of garbage to me, not just in this despicable, disgusting chat room, but I hear a lot of dumbass jerk dicks all over the internet talking about me, making slanderous lies about me, talking all kinds of nonsense when they don't know one bit about me.
They don't listen to the broadcast on a consistent basis.
They don't understand the ideas that I'm attempting to convey across the internet in hopes of sparking synapses in the brains of those that are intellectually curious.
They don't understand and don't have the mental capacity for comprehension to understand.
So if you want to sit here and have a debate with me about any of these subject matters that I have discussed on this broadcast, I want you to give me a call right goddamn now.
646-652-4869 is the number to call.
It's Baller Friday, baby.
Once again, I hope that you've been making some serious capital.
I know I have.
I know I have, but once again, you know, people out here, they like to sit here and piss and moan about things that they could have had.
You know, and oh man, you go to any bar out here, you run into about 20 of those sons of bitches.
Oh, man, I could have been this.
I could have done that.
That's because you're a sucker.
They're getting my drink.
Let me tell you something.
If you've got something to say, you scumbags, get your fat asses up off that chair and give me a damn call.
I want to hear from you.
646-652-4869.
Let's take some calls right now.
We got, let's see.
Let me see here.
Do you got a call, engineer?
All right, we got area code 336.
You're on the horn.
Hey, ghost.
Happy Baller Friday.
Happy Baller Friday, man.
Man, what's going on with you?
Not much.
Got off school and just relaxing now.
Can't wait for the weekend.
How was the first week?
How was your first week?
It was really good.
It was a lot easier.
We got like a new schedule now, and it's a little easier.
I'm surprised I was the first call on the horn or whatever.
No, don't worry about it.
Hey, do you, what grade are you in?
Oh, a sophomore.
Sophomore.
So is there already some kind of social hierarchy going on in your high school?
Like, there's a group of tough wannabe assholes on this end, and there's Jock.
And then there's the freaks.
And then there's the, you know, whatever the hell else, the fruit bowls.
I don't know.
Yeah.
I mean, how do you deal with that?
I mean, what group are you in?
I just go along with whatever.
I really don't give a shit about what other people are.
That's the best way to be, man.
That's the best way to be.
Because let me tell you something.
College quicks are idiots.
All right?
Let me tell you something.
The coolest guy in high school today, you give him 10 years.
That'll be a funny fucking showing right there.
Excuse my French, but that'll be a funny showing.
If you see the coolest guy in the school in 10 years, that'll be a freaking joke.
You'll laugh your ass off.
You know what I'm saying?
Anyway, thanks a lot, kid, man.
I appreciate you for calling up.
And good luck on your sophomore year.
All right?
Let me take a swig of this beer here.
All right, who else we got?
914, you're on the horn.
What's up?
Hell, you're showing boring.
Oh, yeah.
How old are you?
15.
You're 15?
Yeah, right.
You're like eight years old.
Get this shit.
Get off for Christ's sake.
You want to know why it's boring to you, huh?
Because it's not.
My little bony, my little bony, my little bony.
That's why you don't think that it's so great.
That's why you don't think it's so hot, huh?
I'm actually saying things that could make you money, but the simplicity of your mental capacity refuses you to take advantage.
304, you're on the horn.
Hey, how are you doing?
How's it going?
Going good.
How's it for you?
Not too bad here.
Just, you know, of course, getting completely bombarded by internet butt stalkers.
But other than that, it's, you know, what else is new?
So, wait, actually, I have a question when you use that word.
Go for it.
Do they mean that they literally stalk your butt?
Do they just look at your butt, like, no matter what?
Jesus Christ.
Get this.
Get him.
Get him off.
Get out of here for Christ's sake.
What do you think you are?
Seth Rogan or something, huh?
Trying to get that Steve Corell's stupid, dumbass, dry-witted humor?
Like, let me ask you, you know, I can really stalk your butt.
Jesus Christ, man.
I'm telling you, you dry-witted humor assholes.
You're ruining the world.
You know?
Straight up, man.
Anybody who gives me any more dry-witted humor and they're within arm's length of my vicinity, I'm giving them a slap to the face.
And I don't really care if I get taken to jail for it.
I'm serious.
I mean, you know, these idiots that think that they can go out and just, I don't know, get pity laughs, because that's what it is.
I mean, that's what dry-witted humor gets.
They get the pity laugh that.
Are you kidding me?
I mean, this is just stupid.
It's stupid, man.
Good lord.
Who else?
269, you're on the horn.
What's up?
I'm getting bested by Bronies!
Fested by Bronies!
Stupid idiot.
You see?
See, here we go.
It's Baller Friday, and look, this is how they repay me here.
This is what they do, for Christ's sake.
You know what I mean?
I mean, not knowing that I could be on 6th Street right goddamn now.
I could be chugging beers.
It could be Milla Time, baby.
You know what I'm saying?
I mean, what was that song?
I was on 6th Street recently, and I heard one of these cool songs, you know, by some robot or something.
Some robot or something.
I saw it on the some DJ was like mixing something where he mixes the videos or something.
And on the video, some robot, and he kept going, around the world, around the world, around the world, around the world.
I mean, that was kind of cool, man.
You know, that's not bad.
You know, rowing around the world, around the world, around the world, around the world.
Anyway, I could be down there right now on 6th Street listening to that crap, chugging down on some beers.
Mill a time, baby.
Milletime.
Anyway, I like that robot group there.
It's pretty good.
Let me go ahead and take a chug of this.
I wonder who programmed them, man.
It's pretty good stuff.
Let's see.
Area coach 630, you're on the horn.
What's up?
Oh, hey, ghost.
How's it going?
How's it going?
Oh, it's doing pretty good.
And I just wanted to tell you about Seth Rogan.
I think he's a faggot.
Who?
Seth Rogan.
You said Seth Rogan.
No, I think Seth Rogan's an idiot.
Okay, what's up?
How many niggers have you hung in your boiling pot of shit?
You disgusting fat little bastard.
You know, I can tell by that kid's voice.
That is a fat, spoiled kid right there.
That's a fat, spoiled kid.
He's one of those fat kids that's about probably 13 years old, but still talks with a high-pitched voice.
You know what I'm saying?
Because he's been treated like a pussy-whit bastard by Mammy.
I'm telling you, I just get no respect around here.
You know that?
No respect whatsoever.
It's a Baller Friday edition.
We don't even have anything on the agenda.
I'm just talking about random things.
Let me go through the news here.
Maybe we'll find something to talk about.
Let's go through the freaking news.
All right, we already talked about Hurricane Irene out here.
All right.
Who else we got going on?
The MLK, that Martin Luther the King.
You heard about that?
That Martin Luther the King memorial that they were going to have in Washington, D.C. is going to have to be postponed because of this, you know, this act of God, this hurricane.
You know?
So, Martin Luther the King, you know, that particular induction of that particular monument is going to have to wait because of the goddamn Irene hurricane.
Anyway, I like Martin Luther the King.
Let me hear what you have to say about it.
We already called on that bastard.
Who else was that?
214, what's up?
You're on the horn.
Hey, am I the only Texan that isn't racist?
No, but you might be the only Texan taking it up the pooper.
Are you taking the pooper?
Wait, am I still on it?
Yeah, you're still on.
You're taking him the pooper, right, by the sound of the femininity of your vernacular?
Yeah, no, I'm not.
Yeah, exactly.
Get this.
Get him off for Christ's sake.
Look at him.
He's fruiting up.
He's fruiting up right now.
What are you talking about?
Give me a break.
Give me some of that Negra right there.
Give me a Negra.
Give me some of this stuff here.
All right, man.
I'm Weta.
That's what they call it.
A Weta.
I'm sorry.
They call them a Weta.
They're the Mexicans.
They call Miller highlight Wetas out here.
Anyway, let's continue going, shall we?
I mean, I'm just talking about random things.
It's a Baller Friday edition.
We're just talking to random things, random people.
Hopefully, we can get some decent personalities out here.
How about 813?
What's up?
You got a decent personality or what?
Is this my 813 or no?
Am I on the line?
Yeah, it's yours, man.
What's up?
All right, hey, man.
You enjoying that beer?
And just, you know, I was just asking conversation, but I do actually have a serious question.
Yeah, it's a good beer.
What's up?
What's your question?
All right.
May Aunt Linda is the ultimate.
Well, actually, she's my great aunt.
She's the ultimate anti-liberal.
I'm not going to agree or disagree or whatever.
But she tells me, listen to Rush Limbaugh.
And I want to know what's your take on this guy before I just go over.
First of all, I don't think you even know your ass from your elbow.
All right.
First of all, I don't think you know your ass from your elbow because you're sitting over here saying that your mom's a lint Linda Lou or whoever the hell you said was a liberal, and then they're telling you to go listen to Rush Limbaugh.
I mean, you're an idiot.
You understand that?
You're an utter buffoon.
You couldn't even get lulls and do a prank right for Christ's sake.
Rush Limbaugh is a right-wing, fat, jelly-ass bastard, you idiot.
Get out of here, you stupid moron.
Give me a break.
Good lord, you stumbling, mumbling little jerk for Christ's sake.
Did you hear what I just did to that person right there?
You hear what I did to that kid?
I did a Ryu from Street Fighter.
Are you open?
Are you open?
That's what I did.
What do we got?
Who else we got here?
563, you're on the horn.
Hey, me, Ghost.
Yeah, it's you.
What's going on?
I'm just going to say, I think that guy said his mom was an anti-liberal, not his aunt, like, whatever, whatever.
Oh, anti-liberal.
Well, he was a stumbling, mumbling little jerk anyway.
Don't be like him.
What's your point?
I just want to know how your day's going.
Yeah, my day's not going very good at this point.
I mean, it's Baller Friday.
I've made serious capital, and yet I don't get respect from these scumbags that are sitting here in my chat room.
I don't appreciate it.
So, you know how we have the woman running for president?
What woman?
What?
Bachman?
Yeah.
That's a joke.
Come on.
You know, Bachman ain't going nowhere.
Come on.
Look at her wide-eyed look.
Look at her wide-eyed look for Christ's sake.
Good lord.
No, no, no, no.
I saw it on the news, and, you know, I had my friend over, and we were like, we were angry because we're capitalists.
And we just went in my bedroom and butt-fucked.
Yeah, that was horrible.
That wasn't funny at all.
Can we get a major fail for this asshole, please?
Engineer, can we get a major fail, please, for this asshole?
Huh?
Major fail.
Horrible.
Unfreaking believable.
I mean, do you understand that?
That's not going to get laughs in this crowd that's listening into this chat room here.
That's not going to get laughs.
You want to know why?
Because half of them are taking it up the pooper as they speak.
All right, so they're not going to laugh about it.
They're just going to be like, oh, holler.
Holler.
Anyway, 541, you're on the horn.
What's up?
You got something to say?
It's time.
Jesus Christ.
770, you got anything to say?
Hey there, Ghost.
You having a good brony Friday?
Yeah, stupid, dumb-ass brony.
Get that ad.
Get him off, for Christ's sake.
You're supposed to be screening these callers, engineer.
God damn it!
All right, calm your ass down.
Caller Interaction and Profits00:15:44
Just give me a damn caller worth of crap here, Ben, please.
All right, 347, you're on the horn.
You can have it planned right.
You see, you're whistling for your boy.
Hey, go over there, man.
Get out the toilet, man.
Get out the toilet.
You're on the phone now, man.
215, what's up?
on the horn.
Stupid song, you idiot.
4-2-3, what's up?
Fuck your bitch in the clique, you claim.
Let's not when we fire coming.
You know, I find it funny that Tupac Shakur wrote, hit him up, and then he got blasted.
Sorry, I'm sorry.
Anyway, 757, what up?
Cup Gov?
How's it going?
Nothing.
Happy Baller Friday.
That's pretty good to Baller Friday.
I'm having a good bowler Friday.
How about you?
Pretty good, man.
I made $280K today from the stock market.
Oh, yeah?
Well, were you bottom feeding since last weekend or what, or two weeks ago?
Yeah, fuck you too, man.
What?
Yeah, fuck you, too.
You just going to sit there quiet, or you want me to call you back?
757, you want me to give you a call back?
Yeah, sure, later.
There's going to be a two-757-250.
You get a call back, man.
Come on.
How about I?
I got your number out on the air.
How about that?
Yes.
Yes, sure.
Everybody hear that?
He is confirming that I can give his number out on the air, okay?
No, you just confirmed.
Everybody ready?
Everybody ready for this guy, your ass?
Everybody ready?
No, dude, don't.
That's.
Come on, man.
Well, why not, man?
I mean, you know, I'm sitting over here talking to you.
Now you're prank calling me.
I think I have carbon to just go ahead and do it.
You gave me permission.
Now you're saying, no, no, no, no, don't do it.
What's wrong?
Oh, man.
No, I should have screwed up.
I'm calling you.
Yeah, you screwed up.
Let me tell you something.
Hey, you better say.
Okay, I'll forget about this whole thing, but you better say something for me right now on the air.
Do you understand that?
Do you understand that?
What?
I want you to say something for me right now in the goddamn air.
All right?
Sure.
What do you want me to say, bro?
All right.
I want you to say that you lick the bacon bits out of anal passages.
Say it right now.
I have watched the full season of My Little.
No, no, no, you idiot.
I'm going to say it.
You think I'm joking?
I want you to say it right now.
Say it!
What was the third word?
I want you to say that you lick the bacon bits out of people's anal passages.
Say it.
That sounds horrible wrong.
Say it.
I don't feel like it.
Oh, okay.
Well, I'll just go ahead and give out your number.
Maybe somebody will teach you how to say it.
How about that?
Hey, how many people want to teach this guy how to say it?
Everybody put a one right now.
Everybody wants to teach this guy how to say that.
See, look at that.
You see that on the screen there?
All right, bro.
Don't do it.
Well, come on, hurry up.
You better say it, man.
You're wasting my airtime.
[background noise]
Oh, shit.
You know what it is.
Come on.
Don't be sitting over there all kind of a little shy about it.
You called me up.
You prank called me.
And, you know, I wouldn't be this hard on you if it was worth a crap.
You there?
Oh, he hung up.
He hung up.
Is this a fake hang-up?
Is this a fake hang-up?
This better not be a fake hang-up.
Piece of crap.
Hung up for Christ's sake.
Everybody, hold on for Christ's sake.
We've got to call this guy back for Christ's sake.
All right.
I'm not going to sit over here and allow this to happen.
We're not allowing this to happen on my show for Christ's sake.
Gonna call me up and try to make me look like some besmirched fool or something.
All right, I don't think so.
We ain't playing this.
All right, I don't play that.
All right, homie.
Homie, don't play that.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, let me take a swig of this beer.
We're going to call the son of a bitch back because I don't appreciate it.
Let me give a little bit of a, are you all good?
Are you all good?
Are you all good?
All right, here we go.
Let's give a call back real quick.
Bam-damp-bam, bam-bamp, bam, bam, amp, bam, bam, I go.
You scared me.
Hey, what's up?
Well, what's going on, man?
Come on.
Let me talk to somebody over there.
Who's over there right now?
I'm going to talk to somebody over there.
Nothing.
It's just me.
Dude, you scared me enough.
Okay.
Well, okay, okay.
I'll tell you what.
I won't let you say that.
How about if I let you say this?
How about if I let you say that true cat say that's true?
No, you're not.
You wouldn't be calling me up acting like some stupid, obnoxious, fruity-ass jerk dick if you weren't a capitalist.
All right, I appreciate it.
All right, say you're sorry.
Say that you apologize for being the anal passage that you are.
Say it.
I am a capital capitalist.
I am sorry.
Say you're sorry.
For being the anal passage I am.
Did you hear me?
Yeah, all right.
All right.
That's good enough.
All right.
We won't mess with you anymore.
Back up.
What?
No, Neil, what?
Talk to me for what?
No.
Prank off my show.
Get this shit up.
Get him off my show, engineer.
Get him off my show.
Give me a prank.
I'm telling you right there.
You know what I did there?
I did a tiger, tiger, uppercut, tiger, uppercut.
Anyway, 6466524869.
Anyway, 757, thanks for being a good sport, you idiot.
But if you're going to prank call me, the least you can do is make it worth a crap.
All right?
Seriously, I don't like annoying prank calls.
I don't like a prank call that they call up, nobody's laughing, it's not funny, it's not creative, it's stupid, and the only person that's laughing is you.
I hate that crap.
I mean, you don't understand how much just pisses me off when I hear these stupid fruit balls.
Oh, hey, dude, you're like stupid.
You're a fat killer.
I hate that crap.
All right, hopefully, this fuels some fire under that fruity ass of yours to get some originality.
Because had you had originality at that particular time, I would have moved on and went to another call, but you didn't.
All right, you didn't.
You pissed me off, and you continued to piss me off.
And I'm telling you this right now.
It makes me sick.
Jesus Christ.
I shouldn't even have to be doing this.
I kid you not, man.
I shouldn't even have to be doing the show.
I could be on 6th Street mill a time.
You understand what I'm saying?
But instead, what am I doing?
I'm doing, are you looking tiger, tiger, uppercut?
Anyway, who else do we got?
520, what's up?
You're on the horn.
Hey, ghost.
I was just wondering, do you use E-Trade to do what's that, E-Trade?
No, I don't use E-Trade.
I don't necessarily want to say what brokerage account I do use, but I'm going to say that the one that you just mentioned is not that bad.
I think that most of these online brokerage accounts that are available today aren't that bad.
They give you real-time tools so that you can be able to keep track of your equities, keep track of your positions.
They give you up-to-the-date, real-time type of bid-ask prices.
I like it.
You know, I mean, I like the fact that individuals can be masters of their own portfolios and not be reliant on a bunch of jerk dicks that claim to be stock experts when they're doing nothing but doing goddamn Bernie Madoff Ponzi schemes.
And I say it again: I don't care.
All those people that lost money in Bernie Madoff's Ponzi scheme, you deserve it.
All right?
You deserve it.
Anyway, thanks for calling, man.
We got 603.
What's up?
You're on the horn.
I'm off.
What's going on?
You're just playing with Peter Popper for Christ's sake.
Let's take some Skype callers.
Dr. Poop Tickler, what's your excuse?
But, you know, who gives a crap about the capitalists?
Because there are pieces of garbage in your cap.
Ah, you stupid splicing pieces of four-flushing, dumb-ass garbage.
Let me tell you something.
I'll tell you right now, I could quit this show right now.
I could end this show right now, you scumbags.
I'm going to force you idiots to hear me sip my beer now.
How do you like that?
You stupid, filthy cyber vermin.
You're going to have to hear me sip my beer now.
How do you like that, huh?
Huh?
You think it's funny?
Huh?
You stupid jerks.
Ah, Jesus Christ.
Let me tell you something.
You idiots better not tip me, you sorry sacks of crap.
You better not tip me because I'll stop the damn show right now, all right?
I don't need to be here.
I made money today, for Christ's sake.
I got profits coming in while you scumbags are going to be chafing your penis tonight on a Friday evening, all right?
I'm going to be out there eating three-inch thick steaks for Christ's sake, all right?
I'm going to be riding around town out here in Austin, Texas, baby.
I'm going to be on top of the world while you people are going to be in your little cubby hole somewhere playing with your goddamn Peter Poppers, tickling your ass crack, and counting how many dingleberries are tied in your asshair.
You fruity bastards.
Oh, it makes me sick to my stomach.
Give me a drink.
Get in my drink, engineer.
my drink.
Give me the goddamn mic for Christ's sake.
I've warned all of you, and I know that you think this is a big joke.
I know all you assholes that are posting all these goddamn YouTube videos, and all you people that are posting all these goddamn soundboards and making all these splices of me for Christ's sake.
I know you think this is a joke, but I'm warning you, sorry sex of crap.
Cease and desist those goddamn videos, those soundboards, those YouTube videos.
And if you don't, I guarantee you, goddammit.
I guarantee you, you sorry sex of half-pint-looking crap.
I guarantee you that I am going to get punitive damages out of all your asses.
And you just wait.
You sorry sex of crap, just wait.
Give me my goddamn drink.
I'm going to chug beers for Christ's sake.
That's what I'm doing.
I'm almost out of here.
I got to go to the I'll be right.
Well, let me finish this beer, and then I got to go get some more beers for Christ's sake.
I've already drank four beers for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, this is a Baller Friday edition.
You know, we're.
I mean, I don't know where we're going.
I don't know where we're headed.
But this is just getting out of proportion, folks.
I'm sorry.
All right.
I'm so sorry.
778.
What's up?
You're on the horn.
Hello, ghost.
How's it going?
I just want to talk about the Hurricane I reading.
All right.
NASA has satellites in space, and they said the main cause of the hurricane was a hot blast of air from Howard Stern's vagina.
I mean, it's just bad.
This is just bad.
That's horrible, man.
It's just.
I mean, LOL at Peru was more lulzy than that.
I mean, give me a break.
559, you're on the air.
Yo, is this me?
Yeah, it's you.
What's up?
Yeah, see, I've been waiting here for about 30 minutes, man.
I'm just.
Well, you know what?
That's too bad.
You're going to have to keep waiting.
How about that?
How about that?
You're going to have to keep waiting.
You piece of crap.
This ain't no goddamn breadline.
Get out.
Get him off my life.
Get him out of here.
Piece of crap.
I don't give a crap how long you've been waiting.
You keep waiting.
All right?
You wait until I call on you.
You speak when you're freaking spoken to, you piece of crap.
I've been waiting 30 minutes.
Do you think I care?
What the hell does that got to do with me?
You're the idiot that's doing it, huh?
Jesus Christ.
619, what's up?
You're on the horn.
Hey, what's up, man?
Hey, how's it going?
I got two requests.
Hey, can you please command the I was probably messing you and you banned me.
It's DSA Charlie.
And first of all, you were spamming the chat room.
I don't like spamming jerks, okay?
But what I wasn't spamming.
I was trying to spamming it.
Yes, you were.
You were spamming.
All right, Speedy Gonzalez, you were spamming.
Now, what's your second request?
All right.
Either when Goofy Bone or Zecky talks, can you please hang over those motherfuckers?
I want to talk to those pieces of shit.
Oh, you want to talk to Tazeki and Goofy Bone?
I don't see them around here, but do you what do you want to do?
You want to call them out or what?
I just want to fucking put them on their place.
I just want to put people in their place.
You're going to put them in their place?
Calling Out Tazeki and Goofy Bone00:05:50
Yeah.
Well, wait a minute.
What I don't understand is, look, look, Vato, what I don't understand is, I know that you're, what is it, Mexican or Hispandex?
I know that I know you're one of those.
What I don't understand is why exactly are you hating on Goofy Bone, given the fact that Goofy Bone is down with Larasa?
You know, I mean, what does this Larasa on Larasa hate here?
That's what you think.
You know what?
All he does is collect welfare checks.
Hey, how can you contradicting those ghosts?
He's not a capitalist.
He went to jail.
He has no job.
What is he doing calling your show?
Well, he had a job.
He had a job.
He just, you know, he gave somebody a smack to the teeth.
He went to jail.
I mean, you know, jobs aren't going to keep your job open if you're in jail.
Hey, but I kept my but I kept my job.
I never gone through jail like this, motherfucker.
Why does he have to go to jail?
Because he had to go to jail.
I agree.
I have to agree with that.
I mean, there was no need for him to go to jail, but the man went into jail.
He suffered his consequences.
They acquitted him from, you know, stomping some fool's teeth in.
And, you know, he's going to have to go from there.
He's got no job, but he's got to go look for one.
I mean, he's back to square one.
You know what I'm saying?
He can stop anyone, Steve.
You got to be back here.
Do you think that Goofy Bone is collecting government checks?
Is that what you're saying?
Exactly.
He shouldn't be calling his show what his job is.
He should be looking for a job.
You know, that's a good point here.
Stay right there, 619.
I'll see if he comes back and calls up, and we'll have you two go ahead and go at it.
It'll be Larasa versus Larasa.
You know, well, actually, aren't you?
Yeah, 619, you're from San Diego, and I think that Goofy Bone's from San Jose, so it's going to be like the old Mexican gangs.
Isn't it going to be like Norteños versus Serdenos?
Is that how you say Seranos?
Yeah, that's how you say it.
Anyway, stay right there.
We're going to see what else we got going on over here.
Eric 423, what's up?
You're on the horn.
And I say hey.
Yeah.
I'll say hey.
What's going on?
You sorry, Sacksa crap.
You know, I really don't appreciate that.
I did that one time, and now you idiot what?
You're making a goddamn remix out of it for Christ's sake?
You're making a remix out of it.
I was doing that to make fun of the asshole that was playing the song, and now you're going to.
No, Jesus.
Damn it.
I'm just sick, man.
I'm sick of this crap.
I get no respect out here.
I'm the goddamn prognosticator of prognosticators.
These scumbags is what they do.
This is what they do.
God damn it.
I'm sick of this crap.
You know that?
I'm really sick of this crap.
I mean, Jesus Christ, man.
I don't know.
I'm going to have to call him today.
I don't know for Christ's sake.
I don't know.
These people are fruiting it up, man.
They're fruiting it up for Christ's sake.
They're fruiting up the place.
I bet you half the over-feminine males that are in this chat room right now would probably eat the corn out of everybody's crap.
That's how fruity people are, for Christ's sake.
I mean, these assholes in this chat room are so fruity.
If I was to blow a fart and it sounded like this, these idiots would be saying, Oh, it's a virgin.
That's a virgin.
You sick son of a bitch!
You sick over-feminine jerks!
You sick brony!
Oh, you people!
Good God!
Oh, Jesus Christ.
I don't know how long I don't know how long I do this, man.
I mean, I got chest pains, man.
My goddamn heart's beating like a goddamn rabbit.
I don't know how long I can do this, you sorry sex of crap for Christ's sake.
I mean, I do this broadcast.
I do this show in hopes of sparking synapses in the goddamn brains of people throughout the goddamn internet community.
And all I get in return is the kind of rip rat, the cyber vermin, the fouls of the internet's sitting here infesting my goddamn show.
They're besmirching the integrity of me.
They're besmirching the integrity of my show for Christ's sake.
I can't take it.
I can't take this.
Give me the money.
I can't take this crap.
You know what?
I'm just.
Show Integrity Under Attack00:04:58
I'm going to go to a break.
I don't need to be doing this crap.
I'm going to.
I'm going to go to a break.
Do something that these idiots will cream to their engineer.
Play something these idiots will be creaming out of their panteos to.
I'm going to take a freaking break.
I'm gonna go out the fucking window.
You better work!
Do your thing on the runways work.
You're gonna work it, girl.
The camera works.
Turn for the back of the sword.
It don't matter what you wear.
You knock yourself off here.
It don't matter what you do.
Don't everything look good on you.
Give me a turn to love the curve.
We'll see you next time.
Soul and Beer Break00:10:02
True Capitalist Radio.
Hey, you assholes are lucky I came back.
I'll tell you that right now.
You goddamn assholes here.
You're lucky I got enough beer.
I'll tell you that right goddamn now.
You know what I'm saying?
Let me go ahead and get some beer here.
Let me go ahead and open up another one here.
Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
The only thing I'm missing now is tobacco.
You know, and out here in Austin, Texas, you can't smoke indoors out here.
It's illegal.
Wish I had some damn tobacco out here.
A nice good cigar would go real good with these beers that I'm chugging here.
You know what I'm saying?
Real goddamn good cigar.
Anyway, I want to say cheers to everybody out there.
I think I'm okay.
I kind of cooled myself down a little bit.
You know, kind of stood by the freezer, so to speak.
You know what I'm saying?
And, well, not the freezer, but the fridge right.
I got a little refrigerator here in my office here.
And I'm feeling a little better.
So hopefully, everybody out there is chilling like some villains out there.
It's Baller Friday, baby.
And we don't really have anything on the agenda.
We were just kind of going with the flow.
And unfortunately, that flow has been rather negative, and I really don't appreciate it whatsoever.
I don't.
I don't appreciate it at all.
So let me go ahead and take a swig of this here.
Yeah, I think, you know what?
I think I'm going to try to get drunk here because, I mean, for lack of a better term, I'm depressed that you assholes aren't giving me the goddamn respect that I deserve for Christ's sake, man.
And sometimes I find it hard to comprehend that particular anomaly.
So let me go ahead and chug these beers.
All right, we're just going to chug beers.
I really don't give a crap.
All right.
And if you don't like it, if you're one of these people that are like, Uncle, don't do it.
It's bad for you.
It's bad for your liver, man.
Not good for you, man.
Well, tough titty.
All right.
All right.
I mean, you don't understand that, you know.
Jesus Christ.
It hurts to wake up every morning, for Christ's sake.
It hurts to wake up every morning to see the sour scowls on these individuals on the outside world out here.
It hurts to see these kids that are out here in these disgusting hand-me-down clothes while Mammy's there with her hair done and her nails did.
It hurts to see the sour scowls at the supermarket give me ugly looks because I am buying T-bone steaks, sirloin steaks, prime rib steaks in abundance amounts out of my own pocket.
And these idiots are, you know, looking at me like I just farted on their best suit because I'm out here living lavish.
Hey, it's your fault, you scumbag, that you're in the position that you're in.
Haven't you ever heard that, huh?
It's your disgusting, despicable fault.
That's what it is.
I know it's hard for you to comprehend that ridiculous, simplistic noggin, but it needs to be slapped in the mouth right in the goddamn face.
It needs to be slapped in your mouth.
Jesus Christ.
It's supposed to be Baller Friday, for Christ's sake.
I'm not having a very good Baller Friday because of you assholes.
You understand?
I hope you assholes appreciate it.
All right?
Freaking dick snot.
Give me my drink.
Give me my drink, for Christ's sake.
Pretty good stuff.
All right, let me take a couple of callers here and see if we get anything different.
If not, I'm out of here.
I tell you, right, I'm going to 6th Street.
Miller time, baby.
You understand that?
Miller time.
And if any of you dumbasses have anything to say about it, well, talk to me.
You're just going to have to sit there and eat it, boy.
Because look at how you scumbags are treating me here.
You know, I deserve better than this.
You understand that?
You dumb, disgusting scuzzbuckets shouldn't even have the courtesy of having my presence graced in front of you, for Christ's sake.
No, I'm not going to give any shout-outs.
Area code 269, you're on the horn.
What's your excuse?
Shut up.
305, what's your excuse?
Hey, what's going on, ghost?
How's it going?
I just heard a couple of things.
Well, what'd you hear?
Well, I heard two things.
First off, I heard that you like taking it in the pooper.
And second off, I heard that.
I'll walk around out here in Texas with my strap on.
You sorry sack.
Get him off, for Christ's sake.
Go on!
Good!
Good!
I'm tired, man!
I'm tired!
Jesus Christ.
I'm done.
I'm done.
Stick a fork in me.
I'm done.
I'm not.
I'm done.
That's it.
Get me out of here, engineer.
Get me out of here.
I'm not going to do any more of this show.
Screw these people.
These people are ungrateful, disgusting, despicable human beings, for Christ's sake.
And it's no wonder the earth is throwing so much natural disaster anomalies towards our direction when you've got disrespectful, ungrateful, waste of human life, disgusting pieces of class like this in human existence, for Christ's sake.
I'm telling you that right now.
I don't even know.
No, no, for Christ's sake, no!
No, you assholes!
No!
No hell, no stupid scumbags.
No!
You piece of crap, look at you.
Look at you, people's sake.
Look at you, idiots.
You're laughing, for Christ's sake, you idiots are laughing at me.
For Christ's sake.
How do you do that if I do your team?
Have a soul, for Christ's sake.
Good God, This is supposed to be Baller Friday.
For Christ's sake, Good God Oh, Jesus Christ, That's it, I'm done.
Get me out of here, engineer.
I'm I'm, I'm done with this crap.
Get me out, Get me out of here.
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Pursuit of Money and Fame00:04:08
We are living in the age in which the pursuit of all values other than money, success, fame, glamour, has either been discredited or destroyed.
So if I die tonight, at least you throw me through me.
My body rocks the rhythm.
You beat my drummer.
My body rocks the rhythm.
Rocks the rhythm.
Rocks the rhythm.
My body rocks the rhythm.
You beat my drummer.
My body rocks the rhythm.
Rock the rhythm.
Uh-huh, get me out.
Look, I run this business.
I'm a yeast running.
I'm a deep running, but I'm never running out of money.
I'm a dial.
The purple feeling.
Make my cup highway.
Yeah, I got pussy with my hands.
And it looks like a guy like me.
Your money on the bitches.
250 on the rib, nigga.
We beat the feelings.
We beat the realist.
CMB niggas.
Up town soldier with the money to the feeling.
Shining like a diamond from an eagle to a pigeon.
Birds.
Alright, hey, hey, shut up, bitch.
Just shut it off.
Shut it off.
Alright.
Marshall Law Baller Friday00:15:38
Now, let me tell you something.
I know there's a lot of people out here that are like, hey, wait a minute.
I thought you were going, ghost.
What's happening?
Well, you know what I just did?
Well, not only did I just get rid of all the scumbags that are calling up, doing all this disgusting, ridiculous garbage and making me pissed off.
But moreover, I have taken control of the chat room.
That is correct.
You know what we're doing this bowler Friday?
You know what we're doing?
We're doing the world is mine, Friday.
That's what we're doing.
Huh?
The world is mine.
It's mine.
World is mine.
And the world is yours.
The world is yours.
So, anyway, that's what we're playing today.
I know there's a lot of people in the chat room sitting over there wondering why they can't see anything on the chat room.
It's because these people are disgusting scumbags in the chat room sitting here talking a bunch of malarkey against me.
You understand what I'm saying?
Anyway, I have taken control of the broadcast.
There will be order here.
There's going to be a new order here.
So, with that being said, let me go ahead and take a swig of this beer.
All right?
Huh?
Let's take a little swig of this beer.
Oh, yeah.
Woo!
Oh, man.
Let me go ahead and take a swig of this, huh?
Pretty good stuff.
Oh, wait, wait, wait.
All of a sudden, the people are coming back.
Oh, they're coming back now.
No, I don't want you to come back.
I want you to leave, you stupid scuzzbuckets.
Do you understand what I'm saying, you freaking milky liquors?
I want you to go.
I want you to go because you people are getting on my freaking nerves.
This is supposed to be Baller Friday, for Christ's sake.
This is supposed to be Baller Friday, and you people have ruined it.
You've ruined it.
So, because you people can't keep civility in the chat room, because you people can't keep civility on the goddamn broadcast, I have been forced.
All right?
I have been forced, like the government's going to be forced, to implement martial law in this broadcast.
I'm sorry, I am forced to do so because the threat of the civility of this broadcast is in jeopardy.
And as far as I'm concerned, I would rather have the continuity of this broadcast continue than to have the type of terrorism that we're having here in this broadcast because that's what it is.
That's what it amounts to.
It's terrorism.
And that's why I have been forced to implement martial law in this room.
And let me tell you, I can see everybody chatting.
Everybody's out there.
What's happening?
I don't know what's going on.
No one else can see you.
All right?
No one else can see you.
Only me, because I am the eye in the sky looking at you.
I can meet your man.
I am the maker of rules.
Dealing with fools.
I can be a man.
And I don't want to leave anymore.
I can read your mind.
Looking at you.
Anyway.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
I wasn't trying to sing, asshole.
There's people out here saying, you can't sing.
Shut up, your ass.
I'm not trying to sing.
All right, I can see all of you.
I can see all of you still chatting, for Christ's sake.
All of you.
Every single one of you.
I can still see.
Every single one of you.
You just can't see each other.
You want to know why?
Huh?
Because you like to organize little terrorist attacks against me, little trolling, organized terrorist attacks against me.
You understand what I'm saying?
So I have been forced.
I have been forced out of just complete and utter incivility to implement martial law.
So I'm sorry.
Look, people are saying it's not fair.
Hey, life ain't fair.
All right?
I'm sorry.
Life ain't fair.
You know, because let's just look at it.
Let's put it this way.
What's happening here is much like what's going to happen here in the world today.
All right?
Because the majority of assholes in the world cannot keep civility.
All right?
The justification for martial law will be justified by the powers that be because they're jeopardizing civility as we know it.
Huh?
Anyway, everybody hear those UT bells?
Huh?
Everybody hear the UT bell?
That's where Charles Whitman, for Christ's sake, got up on top of the building for Christ and started shooting people.
Anyway, they ring that bell every now and then.
Anyway, like I said, this is a martial law episode of Baller Friday.
I'm sorry, folks.
I'm sorry I have to do this.
But this is a martial law of Baller Friday.
I can see everything that you're chatting.
Don't get me wrong.
I can see you.
No one else can.
No one else can.
Only me, because I'm the eye in the sky.
You like that, huh?
It's your fault.
It's your fault if people are telling me, oh, you're a dictator.
No, no, it's your fault.
It's your fault.
I'm doing this to preserve the national security of the true capitalist radio broadcast.
All right, that's what I'm doing.
I'm trying to preserve the integrity and the sustenance and the continuity of the true capitalist broadcast.
And because the civility of the true capitalist broadcast was in jeopardy, I, in turn, am implementing martial law in this Baller Friday edition of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
All right?
Now, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Hold on.
I mean, you know, I'm sorry.
Look, I am forced to do this.
All right?
I am forced to do this.
Do you think I want to do this?
It's like a child that's about to get hit, you know, get a whooping from their parents.
Do you think the parent wants to do that?
No, they've got to do it.
You know, they've got to show you disgusting primitive souls that, hey, you can't act like obnoxious, stupid, disgusting jerk dicks in the jungle.
You can't do this.
All right.
I mean, you can't act like an uncivil prick.
All right?
So now look at you folks.
I wonder how the show looks now that you can't see all you stupid little scumbags flapping your fat Cheeto stained fingers on the keyboard, huh?
Oh, okay.
Let me tell you what.
I'll take some callers here.
I'll take a few callers.
And of course, if we get any kind of prank callers or anything like that, you know what?
It's no big deal.
All right?
It's no freaking big deal for Christ's sake.
All right?
It's no freaking big deal.
Let me go ahead and take some calls.
239, what do you think about martial law Baller Friday?
I think this is one step away from being a racial Wednesday.
I mean, fuck, Heidi Cullers, Heidi Spix, it's going to get racial up in this bitch.
They're going to get racial, asshole, all right?
There's no race involved here.
Don't you understand that I don't like race?
I mean, if there's anything that you take from my broadcast is the fact that I don't give a crap about all these primitive concepts of social order.
I don't give a crap about racism, culturalism, nationalism, political romanticism, theocracy.
I mean, these are old primitive concepts.
We no longer need to acknowledge these concepts.
That's what you need to understand.
We don't need to acknowledge these concepts anymore.
We're in modernity.
And you see, do you understand what's happening in today's modern age, folks?
The individuals that are threatening the progress of humanity, the individuals that are threatening the progress of modernity are those that are out here basically threatening the whole concept of civility.
I mean, like those assholes in London.
Huh?
Did y'all see that out there in goddamn UK for Christ's sake?
You don't think that something like that can't happen over here in this in this part of the world for Christ's sake?
You're goddamn right.
You're goddamn right, it will.
And let me tell you something.
I will be damned if I'm going to sit here and just, you know, play with my Peter Popper and just, you know, wait there in the wind for Christ's sake.
You're damn going to happen.
You understand that?
Ain't going to happen.
So for all you idiots that think that I'm just going to sit around and just wait for the uncivil to jeopardize the civility, you got another thing coming.
And I'm talking to everybody that's out there throughout the international community and throughout the world.
Believe me, these disgusting, despicable human beings that are out here thinking that it's a great day in Mr. Rogers' neighborhood to be some obnoxious piece of trash, these people are going to jeopardize the civility of this world.
All right?
Huh?
413, what do you think about Martial Law Baller Friday?
Now you're taking too long.
239, what do you think about Marshall Law Baller Friday?
Back at 6.
Nah, too bad.
We can't understand you.
657, what do you think about Marshall Law Baller Friday?
He goes, did you enjoy watching My Little Pony?
Shut up, you fat kid.
714, what do you think about Marshall Law Baller Friday?
I think I want to stick crayons in your butthole.
Yeah, you sound like you do.
As a matter of fact, I mean, on Marshall Law Baller Friday, individuals like you would probably be subjugated to another part of the region so you could be separated from civilized society.
Who else do we got?
510, what do you think about Marshall Law Baller Friday?
Hello, if it's me.
Yeah, it's you.
Okay, hold on.
I don't want to hold on.
You shoving up your ass to hold on.
502, Marshall Law Baller Friday.
What's up?
Nope, don't want to hear it.
571, what's up?
What do you think about Marshall Law Baller Friday?
No, you don't think nothing about it, huh?
Nobody likes it, huh?
All right, I tell you what.
I'll tell you what I'm going to do.
I'm going to act like Abraham Lincoln.
All right.
I am going, well, not Abraham Lincoln.
That's the wrong.
Oh, that's wrong.
That's a wrong context.
Wrong context.
All right.
I'm going to act like I'm going to act like George Washington.
That's better.
All right.
I'm going to act like George Washington, and I am going to free everybody right now.
I tell you what, I'm going to give a little bit of time for everybody out there who were subjected to re-education via true capitalist radio style.
I'm going to give people a little bit of a treat.
I'm going to give them a little bit of radio graffiti.
So let's go ahead and give it to them.
Let's go give it to them right now.
Thanks a lot for being good captives.
All right, how about that?
Here's 563, Radio Graffiti.
Hey, Ghost, just wanted to say I love your show, man.
Hey, man, thanks a lot.
I appreciate it, bro.
516, Radio Graffiti.
The hurricane was caused by Texas Pony's flesh I bet.
Yeah, shut up, you stupid moron.
619, Radio Graffiti.
What's up?
When is that bitch going to show up?
He ain't showing up, man.
He ain't here.
860, Radio Graffiti.
Hey, Ghost, I have a question.
I don't give a shit if you got a question.
It's Radio Graffiti.
423, what's up?
Radio Graffiti.
832, Radio Graffiti.
Hey, Ghost, I love your show.
Fuck you, nigga.
You stupid eight-year-old little snot-nosed little brat.
Where's your parents, huh?
Huh?
I tell you, your mother, right now, she's at a TGI Friday's looking to get about 15 and a half inches of Alabama black snake up that disgusting uterus pipe that's the size of a watermelon.
503, radio graffiti.
I thought you had to give a ticket to the louder.
She was on me.
Here we go, these stupid bronies again.
209, radio graffiti.
And all you handles that say I'm radio.
Shut up.
302, radio graffiti.
I'm ghost, don't you feel bad for Gaddafi?
Oh my god, he's like gonna die.
Oh, shut up, you stupid, dumb scumbag.
I thought we got rid of this fruit.
I thought we got rid of this internet butt stalker for Christ's sake.
I thought you're screening these engineers.
God damn it.
Yeah, shut up.
Shut up.
We'll do something about that crap, man.
Idiot used to call every goddamn day for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ.
903, radio graffiti.
I'm a mess.
I'm Racix, for Christ's sake.
Shove it up, your ass.
239, radio graffiti.
We don't need that on Baller Friday.
All right.
301, radio graffiti.
Screw you.
Yeah, screw your mother, too.
All right.
She's a smelly, disgusted, bad period-smelling slut bag.
All right?
714, radio graffiti.
I still want to put crayons in your butthole.
Yeah, you sound like it, you fruit bowl.
707, radio graffiti.
Copy baller Friday.
That's right.
Happy Baller Friday.
347, Radio Graffiti.
You stupid brony bastards.
Lobster Pots, Radio Graffiti.
Radio Graffiti from Canada00:15:11
Ghost, go, I don't say yes.
Go, huh, huh.
Man, I almost broke down in the black man dance in that one, man.
Are you kidding me?
Man, I'm serious, man.
That was pretty good.
Anyway, let's go.
Let's go another one.
914, radio graffiti.
Yeah, you're taking too long, moron.
215 Radio Graffiti.
719, radio graffiti.
Yo, what's up?
This is Derby Groove.
And listen, Ghost, don't even trip, man.
You're off.
Yeah, okay.
417, Radio Graffiti.
Ghost, I'm on 6th Street.
Why don't you come out so I can?
Yeah, you're not on 6th Street.
405, Radio Graffiti.
Capitalist Chris in the house.
What's up, man?
What's going on to the Capitalist?
Not only that, what's going on to all the members of the capitalist army?
And if you're not a member of the capitalist army, well, by God, get become one for Christ's sake.
www.capitalistarmy.com for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ.
520, Radio Graffiti.
Nope.
Happy Bowler Friday.
Hey, man.
Thanks a lot, man.
Happy Bowler Friday.
619, Radio Graffiti.
Hey, Joe, I just want to say, man, I love your show, and Happy Bowler Friday, man.
Hey, man, thanks a lot.
Happy Bowler Friday.
As a matter of fact, let me keep drinking for Christ's sake.
You see?
You know, now that everybody is, you notice how everybody's in control now?
Haven't you noticed that?
Even the radio graffiti is going a little smoothly.
Haven't you noticed that?
Now that I implemented a little bit of martial law, all of a sudden everything's going a lot more smoothly.
Everything's flowing very efficiently, very nicely.
I've even neglected the consumption of my alcohol.
That's how easy everything's been going nowadays, huh?
Not bad.
me take another swig of this beer here, huh?
Let me take a swig of this beer.
I'm going to just chug this can here.
I've already had about seven, eight cans.
Let me just chug this and make it nine, right?
Let's make it nine.
It's Bowler Friday, for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ.
All right, let me tell you one more.
Oh, man, hold on.
Hold on.
Well, I got all that stomach plasma that's bubbling up in my stomach, man, because you assholes piss me off, all right?
And every time you assholes piss me off, it's like that, it's like that song from Allison Change.
You ever heard that song?
Angry Chair?
Sitting in my angry chair.
Stomach hurts, but I don't care.
That's a badass song, by the way.
That's how I'm feeling right now, man.
I got the stomach plasma mixed with the alcohol in there.
It's like, oh, Jesus Christ.
All right.
Let me take the last swig of this and we'll continue on with Radio Graffiti.
All right.
I'm drinking.
I'm drinking here.
It's military.
It's Bowler Friday.
Can you see the gains in the markets?
Jesus Christ, man.
Shouldn't even be here.
I should be on 6th Street right now.
Do you understand that?
Should be on 6th Street.
That's it for that can.
Before we get into another round of radio graffiti, let's give some Twitter shout-outs to all the folks that are out there listening to the broadcast.
If you don't know what I'm talking about with Twitter shout-outs, well, by God, all you've got to do is follow me on Twitter here.
Ghost Politics right here is the name to follow.
Let's go ahead and show everybody that.
All one word, no underscores, all right?
Ghost Politics.
All right, and retweet the first tweet on my Twitter account.
And by God, I'm going to give you a shout-out right here, right now.
All right?
We got Hatsio Miku11.
We got Hughes Ben Farden.
We got Japan Tragedy LOL.
Aw, you stupid, sorry, sack of crap.
I mean, give me a break with that stupid shit, man.
Why do y'all people do that?
Why do y'all scumbags do that, for Christ's sake?
And look, the other idiot right next to him, Save Gaddafi.
Oh, that's great, isn't it?
Oh, let's say this shut.
Screw Gaddafi.
We got Bonafide Rebel.
We got some asshole named Furries Rock.
Some asshole named Lady Gaga Man.
He X2, for Christ's sake.
I mean, come on, man.
I hope there's no more sick names.
Please, no more sick names, man.
All right.
What's up, Lobster Pots?
How's it going?
We got Minty Floss.
We got Apple Woves Ghost.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
We got Chef Poop Tickler.
Oh, that's somebody that you want messing around with your food.
Some asshole named Chef Poop Tickler.
That's it, huh?
We got Private Poop McTickle.
We got Capitalist Chris.
What's going on, Capitalist Chris?
We got Tom Wood.
We got Red Smoke 169.
All right.
Who else we got?
We got Flamin' Nipple Chops.
We got Munch Makuchi 911.
We got the Whore Master.
We've got who else we got?
We got Gasgara.
What's going on with Gascar out there, man?
He's a down-ass capitalist.
What's going on?
Who else do we got here?
Hold on a second.
Hold on.
We got something going on with the damn chat room here.
All right, let's go ahead and see who else we got going on.
Just because I made reference to Ryu from Street Fighter, these idiots are going to make some sick, twisted, demented, sexual idea, for Christ's sake.
Do you understand that?
I mean, are you kidding me?
Come on.
Jesus Christ.
We got there on Job Boy LOL at Peru.
Oh, here's LOL at Peru, for Christ's sake, man.
Are we kidding?
God, man.
They suffered an earthquake, you assholes.
Sick sons of bitches, man.
Whoever that guy is, I hope you get injected with Cancer of the Prick.
All right?
And you'll have to end up like that one bastard who went in there trying to get circumcised, excuse me, and then ends up getting his penis chopped off by the doctor because the doctor said, oh, we saw Cancer of the Prick.
Jesus Christ.
Who else we got?
We got I'm a Jew.
God damn it.
I don't know how many times did I have to tell you assholes this.
I'm not a Jew.
I am not a Jew.
Jesus Christ.
We got Homo Queersicle.
Jesus.
I mean, come on.
Man, this is just disgraceful, man.
I mean, it's just bad.
This is just bad for Christ's sake.
I mean, we got Kuboto Chris.
What's going on?
We got 16199426252.
We got Death to the East Coast.
Man, that's it.
I'm not going to say anymore.
These guys are getting sick.
They're getting perverted.
They're getting ridiculous.
And as far as I'm concerned, I mean, this is starting to become a little bit of troll terrorist activity.
And I may have to implement martial law once again if this continues to happening.
I mean, I may have to implement martial law.
I don't know.
Anyway, let me go ahead and crack open another beer here.
Let me go ahead and crack open another beer.
Yeah, here we go.
Another beer and another chug.
Here it goes.
No more troll terrorism, or I'm going to have to implement martial law once again on Bowler Friday.
920, what's up?
Radio Graffiti.
Leave my number on the air, you stupid racist people.
Shut up.
563, Radio Graffiti.
AJ Jonah Zach, what's up?
Shut up.
732, Radio Graffiti.
I want to stick a funnel in your ass and pour melted crayons in you.
You sick son of a bitch.
310, radio graffiti.
Shout out to fuck Texas.
Now, here's another asshole from Canadia, huh?
Another idiot from Canada over here.
Let me tell you something.
I have more haters from Canadia than anywhere else in the world.
You know?
I'm serious.
I mean, I have more haters from Canadia than anywhere else.
And you know what?
I don't give a crap because Canadia sucks.
All right?
Go hump a dead moose.
All right?
Go stick a moose antler up your clogged up, ice-filled shit funnel.
Woo!
All right, anyway, that's enough about Canadia for Christ's sake because I'm sick of those bastards.
832, radio graffiti.
Canada sucks.
Texas rules.
Fuck Canada.
You're damn right.
Texas kicked a living bee Jesus out of Canada.
You know that?
I bet you if Texas took Canada to war, our little state could take over that whole country within 48 hours.
All right?
Just like the Third Reich took over France.
All right?
Can you believe that?
Hitler took over the whole country of France in 48 hours.
That's exactly what Texas would do to Canadia.
All right?
Who else we got?
714, Radio Graffiti.
Can I please just put crayons in your butthole?
Shut up.
571, Radio Graffiti.
I named it Canada.
Stupid idiots.
I'm telling you, you guys are getting stupid.
Spread it around like wildfire.
Radio graffiti.
You're taking too long.
Navy Husky, radio graffiti.
Melty hot, melting hot.
I'm a melting pot of friendship.
Fuck off, you stupid idiot.
Milty heart, melting heart.
I'm telling you, I mean, I'm losing track.
I'm losing track about how many goddamn remixes are out there floating about on YouTube about yours truly, for Christ's sake, all right?
I am not amused by this.
All right?
I am not amused.
I'm not taking any kind of grandeur in this whatsoever.
And the reason is, folks, is because these are not flattering type of remixes, all right?
These guys are trying to make me look like jagos.
All right?
This is the last warning.
Somebody else does something like that on Radio Graffiti, I am going to be forced.
I am going to be forced to implement goddamn radio martial law again.
Do you understand what I'm saying?
I can't implement goddamn martial law, and I don't want to do that.
I don't want to do it.
All right, I know, but you're going to force me.
You people are going to force me to do so.
You're forcing me to do it.
Jesus Christ.
Who else do we got?
got electric man bobby radio graffiti Don Patch, Radio Graffiti.
You're taking too long.
Simon Wilson, radio graffiti.
Yo, that was a Mexican alcoholic.
Yeah, that's good for you.
Plasma Grenade, Radio Graffiti.
Yeah, Jesus Christ.
Who else we got?
630, Radio Graffiti.
Hello?
Yeah, fuck you, Ghost.
You're a faggot.
And you're talking to me like that with that fruity ass voice?
Come on, man.
I mean, if you're going to call me that, the least you can do is sound like Rocky Balboa or something.
You know, be like, hey, yo, ghost, you know what I mean?
You sound a little fruity.
You know what I mean?
I mean, don't sit there and sell me, um, ghost.
You're like, you know, some fruity ass.
I mean, oh, my God.
I mean, selling you on a pair of cocking balls, for Christ's sake.
You know what I mean?
Like, Rocky.
You know what I mean?
Like, hey, yo, you know, you're pretty punk.
You know, you talk too much.
You know what I mean?
Hey, yo, Adra, Adra, Adra, Andra.
Give me a break.
510, Radio Graffiti.
Let me tell you something.
You know, Alex S., the guy who made the remix of me, the melting pot of alcohol, I don't appreciate what you did, you sorry scumbag.
All right?
All right, I've seen the charts.
I know that you're, you know, breaking the charts on YouTube right now for the music section, all right?
But let me tell you something right now.
My show is serious business, Alexis.
All right?
Capitalist Music Serious Business00:15:32
And you're giving a glimpse of my broadcast throughout the international community as if it's some kind of a joke, for Christ's sake.
As a matter of fact, I even put on that little video there that, oh, he's an actor.
He's an actor.
Let me tell you something.
And I want everybody to be very well aware of this.
I am not acting, all right?
I am as serious as a heart attack, for Christ's sake.
I mean, don't you think if I was acting that I would actually, I don't know, maybe change up the act for one sir twice?
No.
Because I mean what I say and I say what I mean.
Do you understand what I'm saying?
I've been on this broadcast for almost five years.
Five years.
So don't sit over here and give me this nonsense.
And for all you people that are saying, well, you make money off the broadcast, ghost.
You make money off it.
I don't, are you kidding me?
That's tip money.
It's tip money for Christ's sake.
Give me my drink for Christ.
Give me a drink.
Good stuff.
Anyway, let's take some more callers for Radio Graffiti here.
And I better not hear any of you troll terrorists.
405 radio graffiti shows that goddamn stupid remix again You're on my shit list, Alexis.
You're on my shit list, you goddamn brown brony 770, radio graffiti.
Now you're a baby, you better not say anything.
If I were you, I'd be scared of me too, boy.
I'd be scared of me, too.
347 Radio Graffiti. Scumbags.
I'm telling you, I really don't appreciate you assholes remixing my voice with things that I'm making fun of, for Christ's sake.
I was making fun of the brony.
I was making fun of my little pony, you dumb scumbag.
I wasn't singing that so you can loop it together with a little pony background.
I'm telling you, you idiots are close.
You idiots are very close for martial law to be implemented up in here.
I saw your little stupid chats there, alright?
Nobody else can see them but me.
I saw y'all.
Y'all didn't like it, huh?
Yeah, y'all don't like sitting there not being able to flap your fat Cheeto-stained fingers on the keyboard and talk about me.
That's what I thought.
One more act.
One more act.
That's all I'm saying.
Area code 90.
Jesus Christ, shut that goddamn crap up.
540, radio graffiti.
God damn it with that stupid sucker!
Oh, yeah, because it's the last experience.
You understand?
If I implement martial law right now, these idiots will say, oh, you see, he always wanted to do it.
He wanted to be a dictator.
That's what he wanted.
And all this other crap.
It is a last resort.
It is a last resort.
609, radio graffiti.
God damn it, you scumbag!
God damn it!
I freaking hate that song, man!
I freaking hate that song!
The stupid scumbag Brony that made us on my shit list!
And you can tell him I said that!
Jesus Christ.
Give me the mic!
Give me the mic!
Give me the goddamn, give me a beer for Christ.
One more.
All right.
One more.
All right.
I'm going to give the public the benefit of the doubt like most leaders have done throughout history.
You know, giving the general mass population the benefit of the doubt only to be, how can I put it?
Disappointed.
So let's just go ahead and give them one more time.
A32, radio graffiti.
Oh, yes.
You stupid little kid.
I mean, how many eight-year-olds are listening to this broadcast?
For Christ's sake.
I mean, we're the parents.
We're the parents for this crap.
Damn, that's it.
I'm implementing martial law.
All right?
That's it.
You better get the last of your messages out right now because I am implementing martial law as we speak.
I'm implementing martial law.
And you see, I am forced to do this because the threat of the civility of the true capitalist radio show is in jeopardy.
So without any further ado, I shall implement martial law right now.
Woo!
That's right, folks.
And look at it, look at it, look at all the people.
They're like, oh, it's not fair.
I wanted to chat.
I wanted to talk coffee to you.
Yeah, you ain't going to be able to talk nothing.
All right?
Nothing.
You ain't talking nothing.
You're going to sit over there and listen to me drink beer all night.
How you like that, huh?
How you like all of that, huh?
Jesus Christ.
Hey, hey, 404, you're on the horn.
What's up, man?
I'm Goff.
Can you do Martha on my butt hole?
What?
Damn it.
Get him off.
Let me tell you something.
I'm not taking any more callers.
Do you understand?
Or you know what?
I'll tell you what I'll do.
I'm going to, okay, 304-503.
Go ahead and talk.
It's pronounced Cow Caka.
I am your host, a man they call us.
You're the coffee racing.
Got a goddamn place in my host, a man-bank code.
Stupid scumbags.
Hey, you want a true capitalist song?
Huh?
You want true capitalist music?
Listen to Electric Fence, baby.
You understand what I'm saying?
There, hey, go ahead and throw it on for an engineer.
So these people will be forced to be listening to capitalist music.
Throw it on for them.
Because, you know, I got to get some more beer, first of all.
And secondly, we've got to get ready for radio graffiti.
So go ahead and throw on a song, engineer.
Back single mom with the best of children waiting in line for a welfare check.
Hey, I've got a plan.
Like a real man I've only got forgotten to live in the hood.
And I'm all the fucking gangsters around easily.
I sold everybody in the city.
Join the true capitalist army.
Savage with his he's the mouthing part of friendship, don't you know?
If you're a serious dude and you want capital, then by some stock and drink blue label, it's the slack and goofy bone box is dying.
It's blue after day.
I hope we get some good goals.
Cause most of the coolers off of me bamboo.
Now, ain't that a bitch?
I wanted to discuss with you, the green bridge.
Join the true capitalist army.
Savage with freaks by death.
But the engineer is clearly ain't fine.
If you want five seconds, just be you.
Radio graffiti is what you just do this heartbug.
And Goofy Bone Bucks is more hip-hop card standing on the corner.
Who will he mug anyone at all?
Hey, I've got a plan.
Go and get a job just like a real man.
I mean, this is America.
This is America.
This is a goddammit!
You're listening to Ghost on True Capitalist Radio.
True Capitalist Radio.
All right, we have martial law going on.
And of course, that song you just heard was the True Capitalist Radio song by Electric Fence Studios.
Man, that guy was in the middle of the whole UK disorder and was willing to take out bats and start bashing losers in the head that were out there pillaging on people's private property.
He was out there doing his thing.
So much props.
As a matter of fact, he's in the chat room.
Much props to Electric Fence.
I know that he's making capitalist music.
Continue making that capitalist music, baby.
You understand what I'm saying?
We need more capitalists like you.
All right?
Not like you stupid, brony assholes that are just going to sit back and play with their Peter Popper and give an excuse why they're just disgusting, pathetic, useless losers in life.
You understand?
That's what I'm talking about.
Anyway, we're taking a couple of more radio graffitis and then I'm getting the hell out of here.
All right?
That's what I'm doing.
I'm getting the hell out of here.
Let me get another beer.
Give me a drink.
Where's another beer for Christ's sake?
Give me a beer.
Yeah, hey, cheers to you, Electric Fence.
He just put on the chat room.
Cheers, cheers to you.
As a matter of fact, I'll tell you what, Electric Fence, hold on, where are you at?
Put something else on the screen so I know it's you here.
So I know it's not some goddamn hacksor trying to sit over here and do some mischievous, disgusting, pathetic, ridiculous nonsense.
For Christ's sake.
And Gasgara, too.
How about Gasgara?
Put something on the screen there, Gasgara.
Because, you know, I mean, I can say, here's Gasgara here.
There it is.
Where's he at?
Hold on, keep putting stuff on the screen.
I'm gonna prove Gasgara's message here.
That's what I'm gonna do.
I'm gonna approve Electric Fence's message here so that they can go ahead and chat.
Oh, I don't like it.
Oh, I don't like it.
What's wrong, man?
What's wrong?
You don't like it, eh?
I don't like it, man.
I don't like him, man.
Stupid man.
I don't like it, dude.
Oh, man.
Not fair, man.
Not fair.
Oh, my God.
It's martial law, baby.
It's just how you have to remember.
It's martial law.
Sometimes, you know, I mean, you know, when you were some disgusting, despicable jerk dick the whole time, I mean, sometimes you don't get rewarded.
It's just all there is to it.
You know, I know, I know, you know.
That's just it, you know.
Desert Rose, what's going on?
Let me, you know, what's going on to all the peeps that, you know, give me some respect around here.
I appreciate it.
What's going on?
Huh?
Anyway.
Anyway, let me go ahead and lift martial law for a second, okay?
Just so that everybody can go ahead and chat for a little bit.
All right, everybody, I've lifted martial law.
Everybody like it?
I'm free.
Huh?
There we go.
ahead and take a chug of this beer here take some more ball Let's take some more callers here.
How about that?
712 Radio Graffiti.
541, radio graffiti.
That was stupid.
563, radio graffiti.
Where's the pairing?
Oh, I'm going to lie.
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Dumbass.
949, radio graffiti.
I am your host, the madman called Ghost.
I'm a good deal.
Shut up, your ass, you idiot.
All right?
This is a karaoke Friday, asshole.
All right?
We don't want to hear your stupid, disgusting, ridiculous, third-rate lounge rendition of that stupid, pathetically disgusting song.
All right?
Stupid asshole.
Who else do we got?
We got 508.
What's up?
Radio graffiti.
You are!
Yeah, shut up.
Pivot idiot, radio graffiti.
You fucking mad bastard.
We can't understand you, mate.
We can't understand you, mate.
You know what I'm saying?
You go stupid place computer.
You know what I'm talking about, mate?
Stupid idiot.
Bob the liver, radio graffiti.
Looking at another man hairy ass.
We can't understand you either.
L go, radio graffiti.
Now, shut up.
You idiots that are sitting here trying to act like me for Christ's sake.
I don't appreciate it, man.
This isn't some kind of game.
This isn't a fucking joke for Christ's sake.
Every time you idiots say or advertise, you piss me off.
You pissed me off!
You really pissed me off for Christ's sake, man.
Do you think I care about you people that are sitting here trying to agitate my show?
You pissed me off!
You disgusting waste of human life, you cyber vermin!
You pissed me off!
God damn it!
Christ.
Give me another beer.
Give me another beer for Cray.
I need some more beer.
I need some more beer.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Oh, my God.
You know what?
I think I've had about enough.
A couple more, and that's it.
All right.
215, radio graffiti.
Hey, Patrick, what am I now?
No, I got there.
You stupid, sorry, sack of four-flesh and crap.
Get the asshole out of here.
Just for that martial law once again.
All right, how about that?
Huh?
Martial Law Friday, huh?
You know that's what they're going to be implementing once the East Coast is hit up with its.
Well, never mind.
But you know what I'm saying?
Yeah, yeah, you want to make it.
Oh, I didn't implement martial law yet.
Did I?
There we go.
Now we've done it.
Now we did it.
There we go.
There we go.
Look who it is.
It's Marshall Law.
It's Marshall Law.
And everybody's going to have to accept it because they allowed it.
Let me give some chat room shout-outs, and let me get the hell out of here.
How about that?
All right?
All right, let me take it from the top.
All right.
Let me, well, before I do, let me take a chug of this last beer.
All right.
First of all, let me take a couple more.
Let me take a couple more sweaks from that.
I got to open up one more beer here.
That's what I got.
I got it.
Open up one more beer here.
All right.
All right, we're done with that.
We'll say one more, freaking more, baby.
All right, you know what?
I'm in a good mood.
You know, it must be the beer that's that's running through my veins at this point in time.
I am going to lift martial law.
Lift martial law, Sparken.
Let's lift it.
I'm sorry.
I had a good day in the markets, man.
I'm getting drunk.
You got to forgive me.
Anyway, where are we?
I don't even know where that.
Where are we at?
Where are we at?
I don't even know.
I don't even know what the hell's going on.
I don't even know where we're at.
We're supposed to be taking radio graffiti, but we're supposed to be.
Wait a minute.
Ain't I supposed to be doing like chatroom shout-outs or something like that?
Wouldn't I supposed to be doing something like that?
I don't know.
I don't even know if I should be doing chatroom shout-outs.
I mean, look at all the amount of scumbags that are sitting over here making me look like jerk dicks.
I mean, look at them, man.
I mean, you know, what am I supposed to sit here and just forget about that?
I'm supposed to just make nice, huh?
I'm supposed to be like the goddamn, where do we go?
The stupid, the s stupid sisters that were talking against Bush, what are they called?
Forgot what the hell they were called.
You know, those stupid three country hick sisters.
You know, man, they're talking against Bush and I'm not ready to make ninja.
Whatever the hell their names were.
Jesus Christ.
I'm sick, man.
I'm telling him, I'm sick of this crap.
Anyway, I think I've had just about enough, man.
To be honest with you, I've had just about enough of this crap.
I think I'm about out of here.
I shouldn't even have to be putting up with this.
I mean, do you understand?
I'm an enlightened soul here.
You know, I'm somebody who knows a thing or two about a thing or two.
I shouldn't have to be subjected to the type of ridicule and the type of malarchy that I am subjected to on a consistent basis on this goddamn broadcast.
So, you know, that's why I may be sounding a little bit upset.
I may sound a little angry because I really don't appreciate it.
Anyway, folks, I'm out of here.
I want everybody to know that if you're on the East Coast and if you're a capitalist, get out.
And if you can't get out, make sure that you're bunkered down with enough protection to be able to heat off any potential savagery, butchery, looting, or pillaging.
Because you goddamn well better know that a lot of these sorry sacks of crap after a lot of these natural disasters like to go out and take it upon themselves to make use of a lot of possessions that they didn't pay for.
You understand what I'm saying?
So that's my strong suggestion to everybody out there within the international community, or not the international East Coast, I should say.
And other than that, man, I'm out of here.
There's nothing else to do.
Everybody, you ruined my Baller Friday.
All of you assholes ruined my Baller Friday.
So for all you people that want shout-outs, you want this, rot that, here, you'll get this, all right?
And then you'll shove it up your ass and you'll leak an idiot for crashing things.
I appreciate all of you that are sitting here.
You ruined my Baller Friday.
You ruined my Baller Friday.
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