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What's going on, folks?
And thank you for tuning in with me to another edition of True Capitalist Radio.
And of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
And once again, folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
This is episode number 130, 130 episodes of the True Capitalist Radio.
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And as a result, you got a lot of construction work, a lot of machinery, a lot of banging going on.
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All right?
But anyway, folks, this is episode number 130.
I thought we had a decent show yesterday, folks.
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Anyway, folks, I want to thank you for tuning in with me.
I'm kind of on a – I kind of feel good today.
I mean, it's co-host Wednesday for all the bronies and all the little effeminate males out there.
It's Fruit Bowl Wednesday for these bastards.
It's utterly disgusting, urinal-smelling Fruit Bowl Wednesday is what it is.
Anyway, folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
Let's just go ahead and get through the markets.
Then I want to take your calls, of course, folks.
And the number to call is 646-652-4869.
And let's just get through the markets right now.
Let's get to the Dow Jones Industrials.
What did I say yesterday, folks, when everybody was running scared?
We had almost nearly 3% negative on the markets, whether it was the Dow Jones SP or the NASDAQ.
What was I saying?
I was saying this is the time for individuals who have spare liquidity, some money left over on the side to start entertaining, bottom-feeding plays in this market.
That's what I said, folks.
And as you can see, we saw some modest increases today, even though the investor is still a little helter-skelter about this equities market.
We saw modest increases.
The Dow Jones Industrials closed on the upside, 29.82 points.
It was on the increase today.
Closing out today at 11,896.40 points.
The S ⁇ P 500 closes up on the upside, 6.29 points.
Closing out today at 1,260.34 points for the S ⁇ P 500.
We got the NASDAQ closing out today at 2,693.07 points, an increase of 23.83 points.
And of course, folks, these gains are modest, to say the least.
But as I've been saying, this market is a little oversold.
We got a lot of helter-skelter investors that don't know what the hell to do for Christ's sake.
But as I've said a thousand times, where else are you going to put your liquidity?
In the bank?
I mean, the interest that you make in your savings account isn't even going to keep up with the rate of inflation on a fractional level.
Where else are you going to put your liquidity?
In gold and silver?
Hey, it's okay to ride the gold and silver bubble.
But remember, this is a short-term temporary bubble as the economic situation unfolds.
Because remember, this increase in the debt ceiling that our government has done has done nothing more than tick the problem down the road until 2012 presidential elections.
Remember, we're not out of the woods of the economic turmoil just yet.
So where is an investor supposed to put his assets, his liquidity?
Like I've said, equities, commodities, you know, physical objects, believe it or not, that are of value, artwork, wine, champagne, believe it or not.
I know people are like, what?
Wine and champagne?
Are you kidding me?
No, I'm not kidding you.
I mean, have you taken a look at this particular market?
For Christ's sake, it continues to grow.
I mean, how many wine snobs do you know that sit here and are so pompous about drinking a glass of wine?
You know, they shove their honkers in it like they're pretending they're smelling some aroma.
You know, they do the whole look at it in the light and tilt the glass and all this other nonsense.
There's a whole community of these goddamn wine snobs.
And because there's more people drinking wine, the increase of the price of wine goes up.
And as a result, the increase of more aged peaking type wine.
You know, the ones that have been around and stored properly for at least four to five years.
All right, just imagine you buy a bottle of wine today.
You hold on to it and store it properly.
In about five, six years, you could probably make 200, 300, 400% on what you invested in that bottle just about three, four, five years ago.
And all you're doing is letting it sit there and preserving the integrity of the wine so that you can sell it later on and get some more net worth, get some more profitability, baby.
I'm just giving y'all a heads up.
I'm shooting pearls here to you people.
I hope that somebody could grab them and use them, baby.
Anyway, let me move on.
All right.
Just in case there's anybody out there across the pond in the European markets that don't already know the FTSE took a bad decrease today.
The FTSE is down 133.88 points.
That's a percentage decrease of 2.34% on the day for the FTSE, closing out the FTSE at 5,584.51 points.
So our European brethren didn't pan out so well in the equities markets today, to say the least.
Anyway, let me go ahead and move on to the commodities markets because with the exception of the metals, every other commodity took a pretty much red dive.
And you're going to see that as we basically go off on the commodities.
I mean, just decreases all around.
I mean, the investors don't know where to go.
You know, they don't know where to go.
The uncertainty is in the air.
I mean, you know, Europe does, you know, they're doing the same thing the United States is doing.
I mean, emerging markets are precarious because the market in America is precarious.
I mean, it's disgusting for Christ's sake.
Has everybody gone mad?
Is there nobody living in a fiscally responsible world out here?
Does not everybody understand that we need actual capital to sustain any type of economic growth?
All right, not leverage debt.
I'm talking about capital, baby.
Capital.
You need to research those economic terms and reestablish them in your psyche out there for all the folks that are understanding or attempting to understand what I'm trying to project on this broadcast.
Anyway, let's get to the other commodities.
Energy.
Brent crude oil.
For all you folks that don't know what Brent crude oil is, it's the oil consumed by Asia and Europe.
It is down dramatically today.
It is down $3.27, a percentage decrease of 2.81%, closing out today at $113.19 per barrel of Brent crude oil.
We've got gasoline futures also on the decrease.
It is down $18.50, a percentage decrease, excuse me, a percentage decrease of 1.91% for gasoline futures.
Heating oil futures also down today, $6.57, a percentage decrease of 2.13%.
Natural gas also saw a decrease today, $0.06, a percentage decrease of 1.54%.
And of course, the WTI Sweet Crude futures.
And of course, for all you folks that don't know, WTI Sweet Crude is the oil consumed by the United States that is refined into gasoline and basically dictates how much money we're going to pay at the gas pump, how much money we're going to pay for goods, how much money we're going to pay for a lot of things.
And if there's any kind of bright spot in all this economic uncertainty, we are seeing dramatic decreases in the WTI Sweet Crude Futures area.
It is down again today as it was yesterday, down today, $1.89, a percentage decrease of 2.02% on the day, closing out WTI Sweet Crude at $91.90 per barrel of WTI Sweet Crude.
And let me tell you, I would like to see that WTI price go down even more.
Because if we see a decrease in the WTI sweet crude prices, there's going to be lower gas pump prices.
There's going to be lower costs going out to take the products and the services from the producers out to the retailers.
All these costs come down when you see the price of WTI sweet crude come down.
So let's get to the agriculture, shall we?
Canola down $1.50.
Cocoa down $13.
Coffee futures, after seeing a couple of days of increases, finally saw some sell-offs today.
Coffee futures down $1.60.
We've got corn futures after seeing increases the past couple of days and the goddamn corn futures.
They're finally down very modestly, but still down $2.75.
Cotton is also down $2.69.
Wheat futures are also down $10.
That's a percentage decrease of 1.24%.
Sugar is also continuing its descend.
It is down 47 cents, a percentage decrease of 1.67%.
Soybean futures are down $6.75.
Lumber continuing its descend.
It's a little more modest today, but still continuing.
It is down 20 cents.
Oat futures are down $8.50.
That's a percentage decrease of 2.33% on the day for oat futures.
Soybean oil futures are down 82 cents.
That's a percentage decrease of 1.42% on the day for soybean oil.
And wool, it looks like the bull-nosed bulldykes have come in and decided to start carpet munching in the goddamn wool futures today because wool is up $6.
Now let's go ahead and get through the metals, shall we?
Let's get through the metals.
Unfortunately, the only metal that isn't seeing a lot of this bullish activity is copper.
Copper is down today, folks, $5.50.
That's a percentage decrease of 1.25%.
But did anybody see gold for Christ?
I mean, good God.
Woo!
La Prognosticator of Prognosticator strikes again.
Because let me tell you, if you would have just listened to me on Monday, because gold was down $8 on Monday.
If you'd have just listened to yours truly and went out to some pawn shop, went out to some, you know, some guy on the street corner selling gold chains.
If you would have gotten or obtained gold in any fashion, made ATF plays, made plays into certain mining companies, into certain jewelry companies, whatever your play is for gold, you would be a lot richer today.
I mean, if you would have just listened to me on Monday and said, yeah, baby, I'm going to go to the pawn shop, baby.
I'm going to get me some gold chains, baby.
Pinky rings, baby.
Gold Surges and Silver Gains00:03:05
If you would have done that, you'd have been richer today.
Yesterday, we saw an increase in the gold markets, an increase of 40.40, Jesus Christ, $40.40.
Excuse me.
Jesus Christ.
I mean, I'm so flustered.
I'm making so much money here.
Making money.
That's what I do.
Anyway, gold was up yesterday, $40.40.
Okay?
Today, gold is up $18.70 today.
All-time new highs for gold, folks, because all the investors are a little bit scared.
They're a little helper-skelter.
They're a little scared because they don't know where to put their money in.
So they're looking at an old-school type of a safety net hedge against inflation type commodity like gold.
And let me tell you, gold is up $18.70.
A percentage increase of 1.14% on the day.
Closing out gold at $1,663.20 per troy ounce of gold.
I mean, if you had listened to me Monday, you would be up majorly today, whether gold or silver.
You know, if you're too cheap to buy gold or you just don't have enough money to buy gold, you can go into silver.
Silver today is up $1.60.
That's a percentage increase of get this, all right?
4% on the day for silver, baby.
I'm telling you, closing out silver today at $41.70 per Troy ounce of silver.
Oh, man.
I mean, let me tell you, I have been bullish on metals for a long period of time, and every time it increases and sets new all-time highs, I hate to say this, but I told you so.
The prognosticator of prognosticators strikes again.
Anyway, let's get through the damn livestocks, and then we're going to go ahead and take your calls.
All right, hold on.
Before we get into anything else, I just want to say that the reason that I do what I do, the reason that I give these prognostications, the reason that I continue to give this type of capitalist commentary is because I want everybody to capitalize.
Do you understand?
I want the whole world to become capitalist because, hey, all you have to do is take the initiative.
All you have to do is take the capital that you generate, and instead of going out there and blowing it on $12 MyTies on bimbos at the clubs, or, you know, for you ladies,
instead of going out to the coach shop and buying a $300 purse, instead of blowing your cash, you just diversify it in a variety of different financial instruments or investment opportunities so that not only can your money be somewhat safer than just blowing it on crap, but it'll actually increase in value.
Fat Bastards on Cheap Food00:04:38
It'll generate profitability.
And that's what it's all about, baby, generating profitability.
Anyway, let me move on to the last portion of the markets, and then we're going to take your calls.
Livestock, baby.
Live cattle futures are up 15 cents today.
Cattle feeder continues to see its descend.
Cattle feeder futures are down $1.65.
That's a percentage decrease of 1.19%.
And for all you fat, jelly-ass bastards that shove a couple of ham bones down your gullet, lean hog futures are up 20 cents today.
And of course, folks, as you know as well as I do, whenever I see some fat, disgusting, jelly-ass, bean and cheese-looking bastard.
And what I mean by bean and cheese, I don't mean anything racial by it.
But like I've said many times, you can distinguish between the poor fat and the fat of those that actually eat rich foods like steaks and rich proteins and that sort of thing.
Because I don't know if you've seen these fatties that have been getting fat on the damn dollar menu or getting fat on Taco Bell or getting fat on all these cheap-ass foods.
The goddamn fat is just a different kind of fat.
It's a disgusting, fat, celluloid-looking fat.
And you notice that the fat people that get fat on this garbage, not only are they fat, they're weak, you know.
But you see people that, you know, kind of like to eat some pretty good steaks, rich meats, you know, Some rich pork, you know, rich chickens, cornish hens, veal, you know, like to indulge on good, rich foods.
These individuals, yeah, they may, you know, have a little bit of a, you know, a bigger torso than your average person, but they are certainly, hell, they ain't fat bastards, you know what I mean?
They ain't fat bastards, you know.
There's different kinds of fat.
I strongly advise you.
I mean, go to the supposed impoverished parts of your town, whether it be a white piece of trailer park trash, whether it be a black ghetto or a Mexican barrio.
Why don't you just cruise on down the street and take a look at all these people that are fat?
And I'm talking like the cellulite is dripping over their pant loop there.
It's just dripping over.
I mean, these people can't see their penises.
You know what I mean?
I mean, they got this face fat that looks like three or four trunks underneath their goddamn jows, for Christ's sake.
You know what I mean?
They got like, you know, floppy, beefy tits.
You know, they're just kind of flopping around every time they walk for Christ's sake.
You know what I mean?
I mean, they got these disgusting jelly rolls that make them look like the state puff marshmallow man.
But you take a look at a rich, fat capitalist.
You know, take a look at a rich, fat capitalist, and what do they got?
They just got a pot belly.
You know what I mean?
They just got a pot belly and a big torso, and that's about it.
They don't have a big fat cottage cheese ass.
You know, haven't you noticed that?
Haven't you noticed that, you know, there are people out there that have like, you know, I mean, they don't have the slimmest waist, but they're not fat.
And all of a sudden, thunder thighs out of nowhere.
You know what I'm saying?
Cottage cheese ass that looks like it's going to pop out of jeans for Christ's sake.
This is what I'm saying.
All right, this is what I'm talking about.
These fat, bloated bastards that just can't put the cheap food down, you know?
I mean, they figure, you know, my colon can take it, so I'm going to get myself $10 double cheeseburgers with $5 French fries, and then I'm going to get myself a gallon of Coke, and that's just for brunch.
You know?
So give me a break.
Let me tell you, I eat T-bone steaks, sirloin steaks, prime rib briskets, pot roast.
I mean, you know, I am a goddamn carnivore.
I eat this crap every day.
Every day, baby.
You know what I'm saying?
And I'm not some fat, jelly-ass bastard.
My thighs aren't going out the ass out here.
I don't look like some fat barrel ass, all right?
I mean, I could still run when chased, assholes, all right?
I still run when chased.
I'm not going to just sit there and give up.
You know what I'm saying?
Anyway, unlike you people, you run with police.
I run from police.
Carnivore Steaks and Politics00:05:11
All right?
And I can still do it.
All right.
Anyway, let's continue on.
646652-4869 is the number to call.
All right.
I want to hear from you.
I want to talk a little bit about not only are we seeing all-time highs in gold and silver, but I want to About the political spectrum here in America.
Both sides, left-wing, right-wing, here in the American political system, are trying to take credit for this debt ceiling increase.
They're both trying to say that, oh, yeah, we won.
We won.
Yeah, we got this accomplished and we got that accomplished.
You got nothing accomplished, all right?
You kick the can down the road for Christ's sake, all right, you soulless cash whores in Washington.
And, you know, unfortunately, if we had just the slightest bit of an intelligent electorate, we would be able to perpetuate an idea throughout this electorate to pay back the soulless cash whores in Washington that have basically taken a dirty yellow bubbly piss on us and trying to tell us that it's a good deal, you know?
And what am I suggesting?
I am suggesting that, you know, if we had an electorate that was fairly articulate, or if not articulate, at least had the slightest bit of intellectual curiosity, we could perpetuate an idea throughout America and have it take forth that we don't want any more professional politicians in Washington, nor in state governments, nor in municipalities.
We don't want any of these career assholes.
I mean, there should be no reason a politician makes a career out of public service.
I mean, doesn't the whole concept breed corruption?
How can you make a career out of public service?
You can.
But these assholes in Washington are doing it.
These assholes in your state legislatures are doing it.
These assholes in your municipalities are doing it.
So what am I suggesting?
And what should every American should be suggesting in today's political and economic climate?
I'm suggesting that we should go out.
Well, I mean, of course, I've always advocated term limits for the folks that are putting term limits here in the chat room, but obviously the system isn't going to allow for term limits on these bureaucrats.
So what else am I suggesting?
I'm suggesting that this next election, this next coming election, we advocate just none of the above approach.
Let's just put absolute imbeciles in Washington.
All right.
As a matter of fact, I think that we should encourage imbeciles to go out and run just so that we can send these idiots out to Washington just to see what the hell happens.
All right.
And the reason I'm suggesting that is because we have already gone through this rigamaroo of sending professional statesmen or supposed statesmen, professional public servants to Washington only to not only sell out our country by outsourcing jobs and by basically selling out America to corporatists that donate to campaign contributions.
Now, I mean, all this nonsense that everybody banters about on the left, all right?
But, you know, these government officials, these career politicians, you know, when they accumulate monies in their campaign contribution accounts and only use a fraction of it to get reelected, and once they finally retire or once they're finally unelected, these politicians can get the remaining balance in their campaign contributions accounts and put it in their personal bank account tax-free.
Yeah, they get all that garbage that everybody donates, you know, the $10,000 dinners and the fundraisers for this and the fundraisers for that.
They get all that money after they retire or they're unelected in their pocket tax-free.
So do you think that the soulless cash whores in Washington give two rats' asses about you?
Absolutely not.
You know when these rat-faced rodents in Washington, you know when they'll actually start caring about the American people?
When the American people start organizing themselves and say, hey, the majority of this group or the majority of people that believe in this particular cause or the majority of the people in this particular area are not going to vote in you as our representative.
All right.
But obviously, because we have more idiots in America than intelligent people, that's not going to happen.
All right.
I mean, we can sit here and say we need to organize.
We can sit here and say we need to go out and organize people in a political sense.
Ain't going to happen.
So what else do you do?
Capitalists Spawned Revolutions00:07:20
Well, by God, the only thing you can do, the only thing that someone who wants to survive, one who wants to create their own destiny can do, and that's embrace capitalism.
That's embrace the ideology that has facilitated every innovation that has catapulted society into modernity.
And I'm talking about capitalism.
I'm talking about an ideology that not only facilitates and nurtures creativity and innovation, but inspires it.
I'm talking about capitalism.
This is what we need to embrace as individuals.
Individuals, not collective, ridiculous social experiments.
I'm talking about individuals.
Give me capitalism or give me death.
And that's all there is to it.
And I know there's a bunch of socialist asshole Europeans in here that are flapping their fat, disgusting, snail-eaten fingers on the keyboard talking about socialism for the world.
But the only reason that your little socialist pissing ground is even sustaining itself is because European countries that actually produce something like Germany and France, they're the ones buying your country right from under you, idiots.
You know, they're buying it.
I mean, you know, they fought for thousands of years.
I mean, you think about all the wars that were fought, you know, all those years for all these countries, Napoleon, Hitler, Stalin, all these wars.
And guess what's happening?
Germany and France are buying these stupid pissing ground socialist countries that just kind of remain in mediocrity because they don't want to do a damn thing for themselves.
And I'm talking about Greece.
I'm talking about Spain.
I'm talking about Portugal.
I'm talking about Italy.
I'm talking about Ireland.
They have all been purchased by Germany and France.
And these idiots think that they're living a socialist utopia.
And that's what's really what's sad about this whole scenario.
And this is what's happening here in America also, folks.
It's happening here.
Not just old Europe is this happening to.
This is happening here in America.
I mean, the American government has made the American populace so stupid, so dumbfounded, and so ignorant that the only thing that they can do for any type of savior of themselves is look to big brother government and say, please, please, can I have a housing voucher check?
Please, can I have a food card?
Please, can I have another loaf of bread, big brother?
Please.
And let me tell you something, capitalists like myself and other hard workers of the world aren't going to sit here and allow this to transpire too much longer without us asserting our authority.
And that's exactly what I am advocating on this broadcast.
It's time for capitalists to assert our authority, not only in this country, but throughout the international community.
We are the ones that fund these bureaucratic institutions that call themselves governments.
We are the ones that fund these bureaucrats that wave their fingers in our faces and pass legislation in an attempt to suppress private enterprise.
We're the ones that fund these pieces of crap.
And for us to sit here and wave their fingers in our faces as if they're our dictators is ridiculous.
And it's time for us, the capitalists, the individuals who produce, the individuals who inspire creativity and innovation.
It is time for us to stand up and it's time for us to assert our authority and it's time for us to stand up now.
And if we don't, we are going to be succumbed by mediocrity.
We are going to be succumbed by the savages that want to continue to live in this jungle and refuse.
These people who refuse to embrace modernity when modernity is right here for us to take and appreciate and enjoy.
It makes me sick to my stomach when I see these primitive souls walk this planet in an attempt to embrace primitive concepts as if it's going to perpetuate human progress when it does nothing but perpetuate human strife, human torture, human suffering.
The halls of timelines of history are stained with blood showing that all these primitive concepts that have been the basis of social order have done nothing but perpetuated human strife.
And the sooner primitive man begins to realize that and comprehend that in their simplistic conscience, the better off this country and this world will be.
And that's all there is to it.
646652-4869 is the number to call.
I want to hear from you.
What do you think?
You one of these socialists that are out here thinking that socialism is so great?
The reason that you think socialism is so great is because you are wallowing in your own mediocrity.
You're embracing your own complacency.
You appreciate being nothing at all with no contribution, no creativity, no original thought, no production whatsoever.
And as far as I'm concerned, this world civilization does not need any more of these human souls that are just going to stagnate the progress of humanity.
646-652-4869 is a number to call.
I want to hear from you.
And of course, before we take calls, I'd like for everybody to listen in to all the mindless idiots, these primitive souls that are going to attempt to agitate my broadcast, that are going to attempt to spread these file, disgusting concepts.
And they're going to amplify them over the internet.
And I want you to take notice of these individuals because these disgusting, despicable, ignorant individuals are the majority, the majority of the people in the world today.
And for those of us that have intellectual curiosity, for those of us that understand how world civilization needs to embrace modernity, we should utilize these particular callers that we are going to obviously hear in this broadcast.
We should use these callers as a poster child for reasoning why us capitalists, the individuals that spawned the Industrial Revolution, the individuals that spawned the technological revolution, the individuals that spawned the scientific revolution.
It is time for us to take power.
And if we don't, we are going to end up like Rome when these disgusting, despicable barbarians took over a civilized society.
And you can mark my words on that.
646-652-4869 is the number to call.
I want to hear from you.
Let's take some calls here.
Engineer, do we have any calls here?
What's that?
Ask the Harvard Mark.
All right, we got 502.
What's up?
502, you're on the air.
Howard Stern Lacks Personality00:15:36
Jesus Christ, looks like he's getting chewed out by his mom for not vacuuming or taking out the trash or some crap.
Come on, 201, you're on the air.
Why don't you get off your goddamn little video game for Christ's sake?
You know what I'm saying?
All right.
This isn't like, oh, yeah, the Army game, that little Army game that I like to play.
I'm playing it right now while I'm listening to Campus Radio.
And I'm totally owning right now.
Yeah, I'm not a noob.
I'm not a noob.
I know what I'm doing.
Stupid idiots.
Sick 760, you're on the horn.
Hey, I called you once before, and then we got off on the wrong foot.
All right.
I was the one who called you racist.
Now that I've listened to more of your shows, I can tell you're not.
I actually, at first, I thought you were obnoxious, but I really like listening to your radio show.
You speak the truth for the most part.
Our government is going down the poop hole, and it's just ridiculous.
And I wanted to say, I'm sorry I made you so upset last time.
Well, you know, hey, you don't even have to apologize.
Let me explain why.
Because you are nothing but a side effect of what has been usurped upon the youth of America today.
And what do I mean by that?
Well, you know, you take a look at your parents and take a look at what parenting used to be.
Parenting used to be you used to nurture your children, show them right from wrong, used to partake in family activities that created these sentimental memories that created a human being with compassion, with the ability to gauge right from wrong.
But unfortunately, we don't have that anymore.
The majority of parents out here, for a lack of a better term, are more worried about themselves than they are worried about their children.
And this is why you have a spike, what is it, a thousand percent increase in the past 20 years with children taking these ridiculous narcotic drugs, these mind-altering, hallucinating drugs like Ritalin, like Prozac, like lithium, and every other goddamn drug that they've anesthesized this youth with.
And this is why you're a side effect of this.
Because not only have they drugged you out, they have put these ridiculous concepts of entertainment in your face, these concepts of grandeur that you're never going to be able to obtain, but they make it seem so possible.
They make it seem within your grasp.
They say, oh, all you have to do is go to American Idol tryouts and you can be the biggest star in the world.
All you got to do is go with the dancing with the stars and you can be the biggest star in the world.
And this is what these youth believe.
I mean, you ask youth today, what do they want to be?
I want to be a a thinger.
I want to be an actor.
I want to be a model.
These unrealistic, superficial type dreams that were implanted in them by Hollywood, by this disgusting, despicable, liberal entertainment industry, for Christ's sake.
So you don't have to apologize to me.
I understand why you are, you know, the unfortunate side effect that you are.
What you need to do is instead of apologizing to me, is maybe read a couple of things and enhance your mental capacity.
Enlighten yourself about a few things instead of barrel rolls and disgusting memes.
Maybe you need to realize that you have to enhance the mental capacity that you have within your noggin so that you can actually have power, so you can actually possess something that other people want.
And let me tell you something right now, in this realm of complete and utter ignorance, this realm of absolute buffooneries, knowledge is not only power, knowledge is dominion.
And that's what I am trying to get across on this broadcast.
We are living in the day and age where we have the internet.
We have millions upon millions of libraries at our fingertips.
And yet, what do these people utilize the internet for?
They utilize it to go out and finger bang Miss Annie Mae Rottencrotch over the Internet.
They utilize it to transmit pedophilic images for Christ's sake.
They go out to web chat communities to go out and try to find affairs.
They utilize social networks in an attempt to justify their meaningless existences.
It's disgraceful.
It's disgusting.
And this is why people need to wake up and stop being so ridiculously bamboozled by primitive, imbecilic concepts, because that's exactly what you're trapped into right now.
Anyway, I hope that you took something from that young man because, you know, I remember you called in, you tried to, you know, say some kind of racial diatribe, some kind of racial slur, and me being the melting pot of friendship that I am, I took offense to it.
I took offense to it for Christ's sake.
But you don't need to apologize to me.
What you need to do is get up off your ass and start letting everybody throughout this international community know that you are serious and that you are a capitalist.
It's as simple as that.
Let's take some more callers.
Area code 917, you're on the air.
You there?
Hey, Ghost.
How's it going?
It's going pretty good.
I was listening yesterday.
I didn't get a chance to ask you.
You were talking about, you know, some guy called up, asked you about your position on interracial marriages.
My question is: if you don't have a problem with interracial marriages, why is it wrong for a man to marry a pony from my little parent?
Jesus Christ.
Are you there by yourself laughing at yourself?
Are you kidding me?
You're laughing at yourself.
No, I'm laughing at you.
No, no, you're laughing at yourself, you fat, jelly-ass bastard.
Look at everybody in the room.
Everybody's like, you ruined it.
You fat, disgusting, pathetic waste of human life.
You know, I bet you, money, right now that daddy left because mommy got too fat in the ass from eating too much bonbons and shoveling food down your gullet.
And then when daddy left, mommy trimmed down, and now she's at happy hour looking for the high hard one by some ethnic minority that knows how to speak to her in tribal languages.
Am I correct or am I wrong?
No, you're wrong.
I bet my dad makes more money than you do.
Oh, yeah.
What does he do?
He's a real reinsurance.
You don't know what the hell your daddy does because he's late a fake.
Your daddy ain't around.
That's why.
He's a Your daddy ain't around, all right?
And if he is around, all he's doing is cutting a check and saying, look, I'll see you when I see you, kid, all right?
Here, here's somebody, go play some fucking video games, you stupid milky liquor.
Get out of my face, all right?
Don't you see I'm banging this badass blonde broad here?
What do I want?
Some fat, jelly-ass brony kid coming around ruining my game for me?
Get the hell out of here, kid.
Get on.
Go deal with your mother, all right?
And that minority that she's living with.
You know it, and I know it.
So, get this stupid brony idiot.
Get him off for Christ's sake while he still has a ball left.
Jesus Christ.
Who else we got going on over here?
We got Friday 80.
Are you there, Friday, 80?
Yeah, you're just playing with your Peter Popper.
We ain't got time to wait for your stupid, sorry ass.
Get off the pot.
We got Tom Socrates.
What's your excuse?
And you're going to hang up, for Christ's sake.
Why in the blue hell do you have your hand up?
And what are you calling if you're not going to say a goddamn thing, you idiot?
Jesus Christ.
Who else we got?
405, you there?
Hey, what's going on, ghosts?
How's it going?
How do you feel about Howard Stern?
I think everybody knows what I feel about Howard Stern.
He's a waste of human flesh that needs to be taken off the air, for lack of a better term.
I mean, Howard Stern is the epitome of the lack of personality in this country.
You would think, after all these years, that this idiot has been on the air, what is it, 40, 50 years?
I mean, Jesus Christ, I don't know.
That somebody else would have come along and said, you know, we don't want Howard Stern on the air anymore.
He's old.
You can only throw salamis at porn stars' asses on the radio for so long before everybody's like, okay, yeah, we get it, Howard, you stupid piece of trash.
But no, there are no personalities in this country.
Do you understand?
What do you think?
Don Imis is still on the air.
The guy's 69, 70 years old.
The guy's got cancer of the prick, and he's still out there broadcasting with enough audience to sustain his private jet-fly-in lifestyle, for Christ's sake.
It's the lack of personality in this country that continues the continuity of these ridiculous, no-personality-having bastards.
So, as far as Howard Stern is concerned, not only is this man a lack of personality, wig-headed, wrinkled, old, sharp, disgusting piece of garbage bastard, but this guy is also being taken by that blonde bimbo.
Did y'all see that recent interview between him and that blonde bimbo?
I mean, it looks like there may be some trouble in paradise there.
Did anybody see that?
It looks like Howard thought that he could abandon ship on his wife and his family, thinking that he could go on and hop on this blonde, 20-something-year-old bimbo every night as a sexual amusement park.
But that ain't happening, is it, Howard?
That ain't happening, huh?
It seems that Howard always has to come out the pocket before this woman, you know, starts playing with his Johnson.
You know what I'm saying?
And it couldn't happen to a better person than Howard Stern.
You know, it couldn't have happened to a better person.
So, Howard, while you are trying to portray some life that you know you're not living, all right, and while you continue to act this ridiculous, pompous little attitude on the radio, you and I know the true empty loser that you are.
I mean, I bet you every time you look in the mirror, you look at yourself and you're like, why did I leave my family?
Why did I leave my daughters?
Why did I do this for this disgusting, you know, useless blonde bimbo where the only reason that she'll touch my Johnson is if I, you know, put her in another magazine or I put her in another movie.
But once again, this is shitbag America where the lack of personality is abundant.
And you've got so many people listening to Howard Stern over here.
And for what reason?
For what reason?
I have no idea.
I mean, it'd be one thing, and I've said this time and time again, it'd be one thing if Howard Stern was like making Starlets that he was interviewing cream out their pants, you know what I mean?
I mean, talking to this guy.
I mean, it'd be one thing if like, you know, Scarjo or J-Lo or any of these other ho broads out here go into this guy's little studio and they're completely smitten.
You know what I mean?
They're completely smitten with just complete awe.
Like, oh, my God, I can't believe I'm being interviewed.
But it's not, all right?
Nothing of the sort is even transpiring.
On the contrary, everybody that's interviewed by Howard Stern has to put up with this disgusting, wig-headed piece of Sharpe-faced crap.
You know?
And it's garbage.
I mean, let me tell you something right now.
If I saw Howard Stern in the street, if I saw him in a bar or something of that nature, I would kick the living be Jesus out of him and be happy to go to jail for it.
All right?
I swear to God, I would stop a mud hole in his ass, kick it dry, and then take a dirty diarrhea shit right in it, and all Howard Stern can do is look back at me with a brown smile about it, and that's it.
So anyway, that's about enough of Howard Stern.
I'm sick of that bastard.
I'm sick of the stupid minions calling me up.
I'm sick of them.
Get a personality, Howard Stern, you milky liquor.
Let's go to another call.
423, what's up?
You're on the air.
Look at another man's hairy ass and say, shut up, you stupid moron.
Here we go again with the audio splicing.
You stupid, ridiculous losers out here are taking time and energy to splice stupid audio files in an attempt to make me sound like a jagoff, in an attempt to make me sound like a racist.
And you idiots are all in hot water if you continue to do that.
Believe me, I am taking the necessary steps to, you know, implement some of the harshest repercussions on those that are spreading slanderous lies about me.
And if you all think I'm joking, you just continue to do it and see what happens to your ass.
You continue to do it and see what happens.
Anyway, we were supposed to be talking about how both sides of the political spectrum are taking credit for this so-called debt ceiling increase.
They're both claiming to be the winner in this whole nonsense.
So I want to hear what you have to say.
I mean, are you a left-wing, long-haired liberal bedwetting hippie?
Are you one of these teabaggers out here that think that you, you know, have total victory because this debt ceiling was increased?
I want to hear from you.
I want to hear from you.
Area code 253, what's up?
You're on the air.
Yeah, you're taking too long, you idiot.
All right, 920, what's up?
You're on the horn.
Holy dove shit.
Texas only steers and queens come from Texas, private cowboy.
And you don't much look like a steer to me from that kind of narrows it down.
Oh, yeah.
Real funny, for Christ's sake, 920.
What?
I mean, are we going to rip off more movie lines?
Is this it?
Yeah, I got an idea.
I'm so weak and my goddamn voice is so pussywhip sounding.
I mean, I sound like Richard Simmons sweating to the oldies.
Then I'm going to go and gank the sound clip from the movie to project the lack of testicular fortitude that I have in myself.
Yeah, great going there.
Great going.
I bet your father is proud of you, aren't you, boy?
Stupid idiot.
You better have hung up, you stupid milky liquor.
I mean, Jesus Christ, if I were you, I would hang up too, for Christ's sake.
Who else we got?
919, you're on the horn.
Hello, ghost.
Ghetto Capitalism Calls In00:14:53
Yeah.
All right.
So I have a couple questions.
Like, I'm not a Republican or a Democrat, but I feel like the people who are in charge of just like sealing the deal are all those ghetto capitalists, man.
All those ghetto capitalists.
They deserve it.
They deserve it.
Welfare checks and everything.
I mean, first of all, man, you sound like half a fruit, you know?
I mean, literally, you sound like you're about to pull out the.
Money, success, fame, glamour, because we are living in the days of the figure.
You're about to bust that out for Christ's sake and start prancing around your room like a fruit bowl.
And then you're calling up pretending to be a ghetto capitalist.
You sound too fruity to be a ghetto capitalist.
Are you kidding me?
I mean, are you sucking Alabama black snake to get some money off of the food card?
What are you doing there, 919?
No, no, listen, listen, listen.
I don't want to listen to your fruit bowl voice.
I'm asking the questions.
You called up saying ghetto capitalism.
I'm saying you sound fruitier than Ricky Martin's asshole.
And I'm saying, how are you a ghetto capitalist unless you're waxing Jimmy's out there in the hood?
And from the sound of your voice and the lack of manliness in your voice, it sounds to me that's exactly what you're doing.
Or are you working for the toss salad man?
No, I believe I'm getting food stamps and I'm collecting your money, which is great.
No, no, no, no.
I guarantee you that the only way you're collecting my money is because you've serviced one too many bad glory holes and you're infected with the AIDS.
And you're collecting disability and Social Security because I can tell by that raspiness in your voice for Christ's sake.
It's like a crustated secretion stain that refuses to get off of your tansils.
So, I mean, if you're going to sit here and boast that you're collecting off my tax dollars, I'm pretty sure you're collecting off my tax dollars because you've got the age.
Am I right, 919?
Am I right?
Oh, wait, you're not going to say nothing now?
You're on the air.
Come on.
Am I right or am I right?
Oh, he's just going to.
Am I right or am I right?
No, no, no, no.
You're not right.
I believe.
Yeah.
It took you a little bit to talk there, huh?
I yanked your ass right out of the closet, baby.
That's why you're a little upset.
You're a little upset because I'm trying to take away these damn entitlements, and here you are.
You know, you took bad meat in the can at some bathhouse somewhere, and now you've got the age.
And now you're, you know, collecting off Social Security and disability, you're collecting off Medicaid and Medicare.
I bet you if we were on the phone with you long enough, we'd be hearing that cough, you know, that I don't really know what you're talking about.
You know what I'm saying?
Give me a freaking break.
Do you have anything else to say?
Oh, you hung up.
Oh, oh, why'd you hang up?
Oh, oh, I must have been telling the truth, huh?
I must have been telling the truth.
Oh, that was funny.
As a matter of fact, where's my drink?
Where's my drink for Christ's sake?
I need a drink after beating the living beat Jesus out of these trolls for Christ's sake, man.
Let me have a drink.
Let me have a drink of this, Grape.
God.
Good stuff, baby.
Johnny Walker blue label, of course.
You know, you know how it is.
Anyway, we're supposed to be talking about the debt ceiling fiasco and about how both sides of the political spectrum are claiming total victory.
And I'm saying none of them are claiming total victory.
Both of these sides are basically perpetrators.
All right?
They are perpetrators upon the American capitalist in this country.
Because instead of looking out for the American taxpayer, which is the capitalist, they're basically making us insolvent.
And they're making us look like incompetent jerk asses.
And it's the truth.
But anyway, let's go ahead and move on to another subject matter.
I want to talk about our president, you know?
The president that everybody was crying over once he was elected in 2008.
Remember that?
Remember all the, they were crying, oh, yes, we can, baby.
He's going to pay my mortgage, baby, gonna pay my bills, he's gonna pay my kids, baby.
Well, our president is going to turn 50 years old tomorrow.
50 years old for Barack Obama tomorrow.
And, you know, he's looking kind of bad.
I don't know if you've seen a side-by-side picture of him when he first got elected in 2008 and how he looks now.
You know, he's looking pretty haggard.
You know, he's looking pretty haggard.
And the reason he's looking haggard is because he told all these left-wing, long-haired liberal bedwetting hippies one thing during the campaign so they can go to the voting booth and vote for him and basically did the complete opposite to the thousandth degree for Christ's sake.
And I know there were people that were calling in saying that, oh, do you not like Barack Obama because he's black?
Do you not like Barack Obama because he's black?
Look, the bottom line is that I don't agree with Barack Obama's policy.
I don't agree with what he's signed into law.
I don't agree with these things.
But then again, he has not hurt my pocketbook, baby.
I mean, I've made more money during the Obama administration, and I have obtained more assets during this administration since Reagan.
All right?
So even though I may be talking against my president as his policies is concerned, I am living lavish.
I mean, I'm living in the greatest state in the world.
Real estate prices continue to go up out here.
I'm about to, I'm considering, I'm considering selling my downtown Austin high-rise condominium for Christ's sake because, I mean, it's literally doubled in price since I've moved into this particular condominium about a year, year and a half ago.
Doubled in price because we've got so many people coming to Austin, Texas, wanting to live in the inner city out here in the city of Austin, Texas.
So I'm thinking about selling it, making more capital, and getting me a badass house, baby.
I'm talking about mansion style.
I'm talking 10 rooms in the Texas Hill country, baby.
Woo!
That's what I'm talking about.
All right.
I'm talking about acreage.
I'm talking about badass gardens that are maintained by Mexicans.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm talking about driving driveways that can fit about 10 or 12 cars.
You understand?
I'm talking about a garage that's got about four or five different garage doors on it.
That's what I'm talking about, baby.
I'm a capitalist, and I want to live lavish, and I want to continue to make capital because I've got to have it.
I've got to have it.
Ugh, yeah.
Anyway, back to what I was discussing.
Yes, we can, baby.
Yes, we can.
Thank you, Obama.
Thank you for going out and making the rich richer and the po even poor.
You know, I mean, I know the Poe like to say, yes, we can, baby.
Obama did it for us, baby.
All he did was give 30, 35% increase on food stamps.
He gave, you know, a little bit more people some housing voucher programs, some housing vouchers, gave a little bit more people some of these weatherization programs, gave the Poe in America free cell phones, gave the Poe free wireless and all this other nonsense.
Meanwhile, I mean, I've been moving up and up and up, baby.
You understand?
I'm in a completely different class strata thanks to this president.
So, you know, even though I disagree with this man's policymaking and I tend to say a lot of vulgar things towards our president, let me get my goddamn Johnny Walker blue label.
Once again, yes, we can, Mr. President.
Yes, we can.
Now, unless Rick Perry runs for president, unless Rick Perry runs for president, I am seriously considering, seriously considering voting for Barack Obama.
I mean, I'm serious, man.
I'm seriously thinking about voting for Barack Obama because, I mean, I am just making money hand over fist, baby.
Hand over fist.
I mean, why do you think I've been missing so many shows out here?
I mean, I've been planning businesses.
I've been, you know, negotiating leases on shell spaces.
I've been negotiating contracts with contractors.
I've been negotiating wholesalers for product.
I've been doing this type of crap thanks to the president.
And now that they have, you know, pushed forth this ridiculous debt ceiling increase, you know as well as I, they are going to give incentives to businesses for hiring American people.
And what do I mean by incentives?
I'm talking about tax incentives.
I'm talking about tax breaks.
You know, so why else do you think I'm investing in another brick-mortar business, baby?
Yes, we can.
Anyway, I want to say happy birthday to the president before tomorrow.
Maybe we'll sing him happy birthday tomorrow, but I'm going to sing him happy birthday today because this guy, you know, even though I disagree with his warp policymaking, he's not very good at international relations.
He's kind of expanded the warfront.
You know, not a very good man of diplomacy as he claimed that he was going to be.
But when it comes to this economy, when it comes to making capital, I have made some serious money.
And I mean, what the hell can I say?
I mean, yes, we can.
I mean, that's all I got to say.
Hey, engineer, let's throw some music on and let's all sing to the president.
All right.
Everybody in this chat room, everybody listening to me, the tens of thousands of people throughout the world.
All right?
We are now in the second hour of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
And, of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
And once again, folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
Before we sing happy birthday to the president, I would like everybody to please retweet the broadcast.
Go to the social networks, go to the forums, go to the blogs, and spread it around like wildfire and let everybody know that we're in affected in the house here in the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
All right, and of course, for all you lazy bastards that are like, oh, I don't want to quit too many things.
I don't want to open too many windows.
Well, by God, you've got all kinds of little buttons that are there underneath your little player there.
You see all the retweet this buttons and the Facebook like buttons and the share this buttons?
Use and abuse those buttons, baby.
It's just a freaking click, for Christ's sake.
It's just a freaking click.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, hey, Engineer, do we got any tweet shout-outs, any Twitter shout-outs to say here?
All right, we're going to give some Twitter shout-outs and we're going to deliver them right now.
And all you have to do to get a shout-out here live on the True Capitalist Radio broadcast is to retweet the first tweet on my Twitter account.
And of course, if you don't know what the Twitter account is, well, by God, where the hell have you been?
All right, Ghost Politics is the Twitter name to follow.
All right?
Ghost Politics is the name to follow.
All right?
Here, one more time.
All right, Ghost Politics and retweet the first tweet.
All right?
That's all you got to do.
And you're going to get a shout-out right here, right now.
All right, let's go ahead and see what's going on here.
Do we got any retweeters there, Engineer?
All right, who do we got?
We got the Mo Slizlack, okay?
We got Dees DeSilo.
What's going on?
Jeff Jefferson, Flamin' Poop Juggler, Flamin' Poop Rub, Bay in the Vince.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
I can't even pronounce that name.
Anita Viagra, Lumpy Sperm Soup.
Ah, Jesus Christ.
Are you serious?
Are you serious with these disgusting names for Christ's sake?
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, we got Nicholas Brow.
We've got Grandma Logan.
I Juggle Midgets.
Who else we got going on over here?
Let's see who else is retweeting the first tweet on the account.
We got the aborted fetus.
We got Super Stevo.
We got Toon Faithful in the place.
Reuben McFennis.
Apple Bloom.
What's going on?
Derpitalism.
Ejaculate.
Queen of Caps Lock.
Who else we got?
Do we have any?
We got some idiot name.
I love bronies.
Oh, aw, great.
Screw the bronies.
God damn it.
Riley 304 in the place.
What's going on?
Mattermind, 99 in the place.
Who else is retweeting that first tweet?
Twisted Indica.
Stacey Erect.
Who else we got going on?
Chickenfeets.
DJ Zodia.
We've got Chrissy Sharp.
Taddus Brukowski.
Who else we got going on?
We're saying a lot of the same ones here.
Do we have any other ones there, Engineer?
All right, we got a couple of more here.
We got weed hacks in the place.
What's going on, weed hacks?
We got lobster pots.
Who else we got going on?
President Birthday Lamp Joke00:12:46
I think that's about it.
Gasgara, what's going on, Gasgara?
Anyway, that's enough of the shout-outs.
Once again, folks, this is the second hour of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
Let everybody know that we're in affected in the house.
We were just talking about the president.
Tomorrow is the president's birthday.
He turns the big 5-0.
You know, he turns the big 50.
And if we see a side-by-side from when he came into office in 2008 and compare it to his present picture now, it looks a vast contrast, to say the least.
I mean, he's looking a little haggard.
But once again, I just finished discussing the fact that even though I disagree with my president's foreign policies and some of his domestic policies, he has not ruined my pocketbook.
He hasn't hurt it at all.
I mean, I mean, I've made more money during the Obama administration since Reagan, baby.
All right, since Reagan.
So let's just go ahead and commemorate Barack Obama's birthday, which is tomorrow.
It's kind of like a tree birthday type of singing arrangement.
All right?
But let's go ahead and do a singing of a birthday song to Barack Obama, Texas style.
Now, let me get the guitar here.
Let me get a goddamn guitar.
Let me get this goddamn guitar here.
Let me just get this guitar.
And I want to, I'm serious about that.
People are laughing.
It's not funny.
All right?
It's not funny here.
I care about my president.
My president has made me lots of money, man.
All right?
I mean, I'm living lavish because of Barack Obama.
All right.
I mean, I know the Poe in America, they think that they're getting all theirs because they got, you know, more housing voucher programs and food stamps and government cheese and all this other crap.
But, man, I'm making so much money.
I just bought myself a $2,500 lamp.
Can you believe that?
I bought a $2,500 lamp for my house.
And I just bought this past weekend.
So that just goes to show you.
I mean, if I got $2,500 to throw on a freaking lamp, that just goes to show you, baby.
Oh, yeah.
And for all you folks that just want to see it for yourself, I actually bought a Morris Code C lamp that has actually been refurbished from the 1900s British Navy.
It has been re-chromed.
It is just beautiful, unbelievable lamp, for Christ's sake.
You can probably look it up on Google and find it.
All right.
All right, two grand for a lamp, baby.
You want to know why?
Because I got to have it.
Woo!
Anyway, let me get back to the president here because if it hadn't been for Yes, We Can Obama, I don't know what the economy would have been like.
I mean, you know, who the hell knows?
I mean, who the hell knows?
Let me take a sip of this here, and then we're going to sing happy birthday to our president here.
All right.
Now, I'm going to get this guitar here, and we'll start strumming it a little bit here.
Let's see if we can get something going on.
I'm going to do a little strumming here.
Yeah, and I'm serious about this here.
You know, it's my president here.
All right?
Let's get something.
Let's get a song going on here.
There we go.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Happy birthday, my friend.
I'm drinking blue label every goddamn day.
Happy birthday, Mr. President.
Thanks for making the poe even more moving.
I'm filthy rich.
And I thank you for it.
I just bought myself a $2,000 lamb.
Yeah.
Not to mention.
$10,000 worth of art.
Not to mention.
I'm thinking about buying a T-Series, baby.
Happy birthday, Mr. President.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I know, Mr. President, that I said that this was Junkyard America.
But I have to say that maybe it's Junkyard America for the so-called Poe in America.
And maybe the so-called Poe in America are Poe because they want to be Poe.
There's nobody holding a gun to their head saying, hey, you're going to be Poe.
No, no, no.
This is not.
They're Poe because they want to be Poe.
And all you're doing, Mr. President, is giving them Mo money so they can be happy being Poe.
That's what you're doing, right, Mr. President?
You're just giving them a 30% increase on their food card because you want the Poe to be happy being Poe.
You know?
You want them to be happy.
You want them to be fat in the ass.
You know, you want them to buy those plasma screen TVs for their Section 8 housing.
You know, you want them to get a free cell phone.
I get it.
I get it, Mr. President.
Because I don't want those people at my house.
I don't want the Poe coming to my house, Mr. President.
So I understand what you're doing.
And all I got to say is happy birthday, Mr. President.
Happy birthday, oh Barma.
Happy birthday, Mr. President.
All right.
Yeah, let's get a little round of applause here, huh?
Yeah.
Woo!
Anyway, man, anyway, I want to say cheers to Mr. President.
Thank you, sir, for making the Poe poer and the rich richer.
You know what I'm saying?
Thank you very much.
I want to get to you.
What do you think about this?
646-652-4869 is the number to call.
If you disagree or agree with any of the things that I'm saying, well, by God, get up off your fat cottage cheese ass, get to the nearest phone, and give me a goddamn call for Christ's sake.
All right?
We're celebrating the president's birthday.
All right?
We're celebrating the president's birthday for Christ's sake.
Happy birthday, Mr. President.
Happy birthday.
Area code 253, what do you got to say to our president?
Now, yeah, obviously, nothing.
Obviously, the cat got your fat tongue.
How about 321?
Huh?
How about you?
What do you got something to say?
Jesus Christ, is this thing on?
I mean, is this thing on here?
Hello?
I mean, Jesus Christ, are you just going to sit there and just tickle your ass crack and count how many dingleberries are intertwined with your anal hair?
I mean, what the hell are you doing?
Jesus Christ.
512, are you on the air?
Jesus Christ, what the hell is going on?
What is this crap?
Am I on the air?
Can y'all hear me for Christ?
Hello?
Hello?
Jesus Christ.
Everybody's just sitting there.
509, you there?
And all you assholes that say that I'm racist, hey, it's the truth.
You stupid splicing asshole.
Stop with those false, spliced audio files.
That is not me.
That is not me, you stupid asshole.
You people are splicing audio files and you're spreading slanderous lies about me.
And believe me, you idiots are going to be sorry.
You idiots are going to be very, very sorry when I am taking the necessary precautions to make sure that everyone that is spreading slanderous lies about me are going to have to pay for it with interest.
334, you're on the horn.
Okay, I've got two points about when you were doing your shout-outs.
Two of them were bronies.
Apple Bloom and Derpetalism.
Yeah, Jesus Christ.
So what?
All right, so what?
You got these little fruity-ass brony idiots who are putting my little prony doll up their anal passage listening to my show.
All right?
I mean, I can't get rid of them.
All right.
I mean, I wish I had the ability to be able to cut the internet connection off from my audio stream to their computer, but I can't do that.
All right?
These freaking bronies, they're infesting my show for Christ's sake.
They're infesting the internet.
They're infesting the American youth out here.
I mean, they're like a bad case of herpes.
You know what I'm saying?
They just won't go away for Christ's sake.
They won't go away for Christ's sake.
Freaking bronies.
Anyway, what was your point, 334?
They're worth capital if you think about it.
You stupid dumb fruit bowl.
You're a fruity bastard, for Christ's sake.
You know, if this idiot wasn't here calling me up saying all this pro-brony crap, he'd be out in a shit stall tapping his toe right now.
And you know it.
I know it.
And everybody in this room knows it's a hoo-eye bullshit.
626, you're on the horn.
Why you waste this noodle?
Yeah, bro.
Why you waste this?
Are there two of you or one of you?
Yo, dog.
It's my nigga.
Yo, me.
You don't mess with my nigga.
Why you waste this noodle?
No, this is a white cracker ass cracker.
Stop trying to act black.
You can't, you don't sound black, man.
You sound like a cracker ass cracker because you were raised by NASCAR watching cheese whiz guzzling hee-haw viewing pieces of crap.
So stop trying to act black.
You're not black.
I heard that you like the hot lube.
Yeah, you see, that's exactly what I thought.
Here comes the white cracker voice coming right out of you for Christ's sake.
All right.
Look, if you're going to call up and act black, well, why don't you sound black?
Why don't you sound black?
Why don't you be like this?
Like, hey, what's up, man?
You know what I'm saying?
I'm just chitting like a villain, baby.
You know what I'm saying?
Shipping on some 40 ounces up in here, motherfucker, talking all this yin yang, thinking he's black and shit.
Motherfuckers ain't black.
Motherfuckers are just sitting there talking all that ging, babe.
I'll be flipping.
I be flipping wigs.
You know what I'm saying?
I'll be flipping wigs in the hood.
Gee, growing up in the hood.
All right.
Or, or you can, I mean, because that's that smooth black.
You know, that's that smooth sounding, you know, I'm going to get your girl and make her, you know, put a car note in her name for my 79 Cadillacs on dubs black.
Now, this is the black that comes up to you for change on the corner.
This is this black, all right?
Hey, baby, what's going on, baby?
You got some change, baby.
Come on, baby.
I got my kids to feed, baby.
My kids, baby.
My kids.
You're not understanding, baby.
My kids, baby.
So, you know, why don't you, you know, find some kind of middle ground between those spectrums.
And maybe, just maybe, you may fool me the next time when you try to act a little bit of the urban persuasion.
You know?
Anyway, who else we got going on?
413, you're on the horn.
Hi.
Hi.
What the hell is it?
Are you Stephen Hawking's wife?
I mean, what the hell is this crap?
I mean, what is this?
What is this crap?
Is this Terry Shivo or some crap?
I mean, who who is this?
Autumniku.
Who needs you?
Oh, Jesus Christ.
It's some freaking geisha, for Christ's sake.
Hey, why don't you go in the back and make me some freaking egg rolls and put the powder on your face and shut your mouth?
Give Me The Microphone00:12:29
Jesus Christ.
Who else?
I mean, is there anybody serious on the broadcast here?
Is there anybody here that has any kind of substance to say in the broadcast?
All right?
Is there anybody throughout the world who's listening in?
502, you're on the horn.
What's up?
Go?
Yeah.
Hey, Ghost.
How are you, man?
How's it going?
Doing pretty good listening to the broadcast.
I just wanted to ask you one question.
What's up?
What do you think of the legalization of gay marriage in New York?
Well, you know, to be completely honest with you, I don't really see nothing wrong with it anymore.
I don't see nothing wrong with gay marriage.
All right.
As a matter of fact, I mean, if there is actually such thing as a homosexual monogamous relationship, I mean, I am more than happy that gays are going to get together and get married and combine their assets because that's what it's all about, really.
It's not about the whole what these dumb right-wing Christians are trying to say it is.
Oh, you're ruining the sanctity of marriage.
I mean, I used to believe that, but, you know, the conservative movement took a piss on everything that I believed in.
So if they're going to do that, why the hell should I believe in any of this ridiculous nonsense that they shoved down our hole?
But, you know, like I said, if there happens to be a homosexual relationship or a lesbian relationship that happens to be monogamous, well, by God, who the hell cares?
They want to go out and get married?
That's their problem.
But, you know, in my personal opinion, I think that this just kind of is a big win for the divorce attorneys.
Because in my opinion, I mean, and I'm not trying to be judgmental here, but the homosexual community has a little bit of a promiscuous connotation to it.
And, you know, even though you may supposedly be a monogamous homosexual couple, you leave your significant other in the wrong bathroom where, you know, somebody is showing off Alabama black snake.
You never know.
I mean, you know, that better half of the homosexual relationship may drop trow and, you know, have some infidelity right there, right then.
You know, and let me tell you, I'm not just saying that to be, you know, you know, some homophobic person.
I'm saying that because, I mean, that's what they portray.
That's what the homosexual community portrays to the public.
I mean, every time there's a homosexual parade, I mean, what do you see in this parade?
People, you know, servicing each other right in the middle of the goddamn street across the street from an elementary school.
You know, I mean, what do you see in the homosexual community?
I mean, things like glory holes, you know, things like bathhouses, you know, things like, you know, I hate to say it.
I mean, I almost want to puke when I say it, but bleaching assholes.
Can you believe this crap?
But I kid you not.
These homosexuals out here, because they take it in the can too much, you know, because their anal passage is used as an ejaculator machine, all right, they tend to have a, you know, pretty bad-looking rose-butted brown anal passage.
So this new trend has come into effect in the homosexual community called bleaching assholes.
You know, bleaching assholes, where they actually bleach their hole so it can still look like some pink pumpkin pie or some crap.
I have no idea.
I don't know.
It's disgusting.
I know it's sick, but this is real.
This is what's happening in your country.
This is what's happening in America's pop culture.
I'm not just yanking this out of my dairy ear.
This is the truth.
This is the truth, for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, who else is on the line here?
Who else is on the horn?
We're supposed to be talking about our president turning 50 here, and by some chance, some homosexual called up, and now we're talking about bleaching assholes.
Jesus Christ, is there anybody else that cares that our president is turning 50 tomorrow?
Mr. Yes We Can himself is turning 50?
917, you there?
Hey, ghost.
How's it going?
It's going pretty good.
I just wanted to tell you that bronies are banding together against you because you are a racist against us.
Oh, I'm so scared.
I'm so scared.
Oh, I'm so scared.
A bunch of over-feminine males are ganging up against me for Christ's sake.
Hey, bronies, take about 10 steps away from my fucking butt crack with all this anal sniffing that you're trying to do against me here, all right?
You stupid brony bastards.
I don't care if all you idiots gang up against me in an attempt to try to, I don't know, I mean, over-brony my broadcast.
But the bottom line is, is that you people are sick in the head, all right?
There's obviously some overproduction of testosterone in your weak little over-feminine bodies.
And instead of, you know, maybe going to the doctor and maybe getting some testosterone shots and rectifying this little fruit bowl program, instead you're embracing it and saying, oh, I'm just going to embrace it and be a little my little pony follower.
I'm going to follow a cartoon that was meant for eight-year-old girls.
And I'm going to follow it myself.
And I'm going to be so cool.
And I'm going to have a whole legion of little fruity-ass little males in the international community via the internet.
They're all going to come together.
And we're going to be, my little bony, my little pony, my little bony.
Give me a freaking goddamn break.
Jesus Christ.
I mean, I'm serious.
This is not fake, all right?
These freaking bronies, for Christ's sake.
Oh, God.
Let's take some Skype callers.
Hopefully we can get some different responses out here for heaven's sake.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, Barry Hill.
Are you there, Barry Hill?
There you go.
We were going Nye in Kitty, huh?
A little bit more Nye Inky.
Mohe3439, you're on the air.
Hey, Ghost.
How's it going?
It's going good.
It's going good.
So, yeah, happy birthday to Motor, Mr. President.
You know, turning 50 that, you know.
Even with modern medicine, a pretty, you know, big landmark on, I have to say.
Also, wait, what was that?
I said, all right, go, what else?
Yeah.
Also, let me think.
Oh, yeah, I want to sort of address a point that you bring up.
I'm going to preface this as saying I am a person who identifies himself politically as LeBron.
So, you know, use it as just.
Well, you know, with all due respect, I mean, I think that you need to politically identify yourself with glory hole servers because you sound a little fruity.
Engineer, get this idiot off.
Get him off, for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ.
You know, I really hate when, you know, people call up my broadcast and they beat around the bush.
You know, they're like, say what you got to say and sound off like you got a pair.
Sound off like you know what you're talking about, like you got some authority.
All right, like you got some knowledge for Christ's sake, not this mumbling, stumbling sentence fragment crap that we're coming to know and love from all these people that call up the broadcast.
Give me a goddamn break.
Engineer, I mean, are you gonna give me some decent calls or what?
We'll do it!
Jesus Christ!
315, you there?
Oh, uh, yeah.
Yeah, I think you are.
Happy birthday, Mr. Obama.
I can sing too.
My little pony, my little pony, my little pony.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
I mean, I don't know what to do.
I don't.
I don't know what the hell to do for Christ's sake.
You know, I come here, I try to shoot pearls, I try to let everybody know about the capitalist ideology.
I try to broadcast to tens of thousands of people throughout the world, throughout that fiber optically connected world we call the internet, and this, this, this is what I get.
I got eight-year-old kids calling me up for Christ's sake, trying to besmirch the integrity of true capitalist radio, trying to besmirch the integrity of yours truly, and I'm not gonna take it, goddammit!
I'm a capitalist!
I'm sick!
I'm sick and tired of all these people agitating my soul for Christ's sake!
I'm sick and tired of the youth being bamboozled and being ignorant for this stupid, goddamn crap!
I mean, I'm jaded, man.
I mean, I'm jaded for Christ's sake.
I mean, I'm depressed!
I mean, I'm trying to shoot pearls throughout the international community, trying to make more losers capitalists.
That's what I'm trying to do: make more losers capitalist!
And this is what I got.
This is the kind of crap that I got.
This is what I'm getting for Christian goods, too!
Piece of crap!
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Oh, my heart.
My heart's beating like a rabbit.
Oh, Jesus Christ, man.
I'm tired of this crap.
Give me a drink for Christ's sake.
Give me a goddamn drink, you stupid doctor drink.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
I don't even know why I do this broadcast for Christ's sake.
I don't even know why I do this goddamn broadcast.
You know, I should just end this son of a bitch right now.
You know that?
I could be on 6th Street.
I say this all the time.
I could be on 6th Street.
I could be drinking.
I could be taking advantage of happy hour out here.
No, I'm broadcasting to you, ungrateful fritz, who call me up and agitate me every day, you sick son of a bitch.
Give me the mic.
Oh, Jesus Christ, my heart.
Give me the mic.
Give me.
Give me.
Give me the mic for Christ.
Give me the mic.
Give me the mic for Christmas.
Jesus Christ.
Give me the mic for Christmas.
Give me the mic.
Give me the goddamn microphone.
Jesus Christ.
I'm tired of this crap.
I mean, what is it going to take for you, idiots?
Nutty Illuminati Conspiracy00:07:38
What is it going to take for all of you to open your minds?
Open your minds for Christ's sake.
This government is selling you out.
It's selling you outright from under you.
And you don't care, God.
Damn it.
God.
You don't care.
I've been sitting here shooting pearls to everybody throughout the world for the longest period of time.
I have been spreading the capitalist endeavor throughout the world for the past four to five years.
It's time for you, mindless minions, to open up your mind, you disgusting, despicable cyber vermin.
It's time for you to open up your minds and crank.
Open your mind.
goddamn mind.
Open your I'm talking to all of you throughout the international community.
Are you going to be a peasant?
Are you going to be a socialist?
Are you going to be a big brother government subject?
Are you going to be a capitalist?
Are you going to dictate your own destiny?
Are you going to figure out that you are your own man?
Are you going to let big brother government dictate to you?
Thank you.
Deal for nutty.
Illuminati.
A secret society doing good.
You're listening to Ghost on True Capitalist Radio.
True Capitalist Radio.
I'm telling you, man, you know, I'm sitting over here shooting pearls to people, telling you people to open your mind, telling you what's up, and this is the kind of thanks I get from you, ungrateful trolls, you cyber vermin, you despicable scum of the fiber optically connected world we call the internet, you disgusting, anti-social, soulless pieces of trash.
Thank Christ For Idiots00:02:07
This is the kind of thank I get for Christ's sake.
I told you it's time for you idiots to open up your minds for Christ's sake instead of open up your anal passage so that you can take another meat in the can.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, let me go ahead and is there any Twitter shout-outs to be given there, Engineer?
All right, I'll tell you what we're going to do.
We're going to give shout-outs to anybody who tweets at my Twitter name for Christ's sake.
Here's the Twitter name, Ghost Politics.
Tweet at this Twitter name right now and make sure to say some positive things towards that Twitter account.
And then I'll give you some prompts.
I'll give you some shout-outs right now.
All right?
And I'll give you some damn shout-outs right goddamn now.
All right, let's go ahead and see if we got any shout-outs.
You got any shout-outs to give there, Engineer?
We got George Capital.
What's going on?
We got Toon Faithful.
What's going on?
We got Nawe Deaths LOL.
All right.
We got Rumple Foreskin.
All right.
Who else we got going on?
Go ahead and keep tweeting.
All right.
Drew P. Weiner.
Oh, yeah, really funny.
Hey, we got Ghost in the Place.
What's going on, Ghost in the Place?
We got ASDF Nuggets.
We got Gasgara.
What's going on?
We got Riley 304 in the place.
We got Titty Tickle.
All right.
We got Anal Tooth Fairy.
We got DJ Zodia.
We got Mike Hunt Stink.
We got I Have Crabs.
Who else do we have here?
We got Mike.
I'm not going to say that, you sorry sacks of crap.
Hey, we got Liz Scarlett in the place.
We got Chuck Chuckle.
I'm not saying that disgusting district.
I'm not saying that crap.
We got Apple Boom in the place.
We've got Micro or Macroman, excuse me.
We've got I. I'm not saying that either, you idiots.
Scented Markers is telling me I suck.
You know what?
You swallow, you sorry sack of crap.
What do you think about that, huh?
Humanity Versus Natural Resources00:03:32
What do you think about that?
Cosmo CB in the place.
We got Gonbagbo in the house.
What's going on?
We got Robbie 5566.
What's going on?
We got Princess Bitch in the place.
We got Goku.
What's going on, Goku?
How's it going, man?
I hope that you're chilling like an insane villain before the school year starts.
We've got Renegade Manzari.
All right.
We've got Vera Sam in the place.
We've got Prop Membrane.
Who else do we got giving shout-outs to out here?
We got Grandma Logan.
Who else we got?
We got Spike the Dragon.
We got T. I'm not going to say that sixth century, but Capitalizer One.
What's going on?
Who else?
We got a lot more people calling up, for Christ's sake.
We've got a lot more people tweeting up, I should say.
Remember, the Twitter name to follow ghost politics.
All right?
Randall Sillian is saying that socialism above capitalism, are you kidding me?
Socialism above capitalism?
Yeah, right.
You're probably some loser sipping on some goddamn government cheese whiz, thinking that you're living the greatest life in the world when in actuality you're nothing more than a waste of human flesh that is turning perfectly good food into shit.
And that is your contribution to society.
Turning perfectly good food into shit.
And as a matter of fact, that's most people's contribution to society throughout the international community.
You know, they're just useless eaters.
You know, they're depleting the earth of natural resources while contributing absolutely nothing for Christ's sake.
You know?
Turning perfectly good food into shit.
And the bad part about it is the shit they take actually has more contribution than they do.
Because at least shit fertilizes the earth.
You know, it grows in new vegetation.
It inspires new life.
You know, what do they do besides sit there and just shove food down their gullet and shit it out and make no contribution whatsoever?
I mean, these people are like parasites.
They're like cancer.
You know?
They're just, you know, raping the earth of natural resources when they're contributing absolutely nothing to human progress.
And that's stupid.
It's a political romantic idea if you believe that we need to clothe every human being, that we need to feed every human being, that we got to house every human being.
That's a political romantic concept that goes against the very fabric of nature.
I mean, why don't you go out to the woods and observe nature for a little bit, assholes?
Why don't you watch the National Geographic Channel and take a look at nature at its finest?
Take a look at every living organism in nature having to kill and eat another living organism in order to sustain itself, in order to continue to survive in this realm.
All right, and you're going to tell me that humanity is somehow superseding nature, that somehow we can continue to feed and clothe and house every useless, meaningless human, primitive being that's out here while at the same time continue to sustain the natural resources that are on this earth?
Absolutely not.
Absolutely not.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, let me move on to another subject matter for Christ's sake.
Android Smartphones and Voice Text00:10:36
I mean, we've got off-keyster.
You know, we've got all these idiots calling up, throwing the show into another realm of debate out here.
I want to talk about something else.
I want to talk about something that affects us all out here because I know that everybody who's listening to me is on the internet.
This is an internet broadcast.
But I want to talk about some of these new gizmos, these new little smartphone devices that are actually coming pre-packaged with this Android operating system.
And for you folks that are unfamiliar with the Android operating system, it's an operating system for these new little smartphone devices that is actually created by Google.
The unfortunate part about the Android Android operating system is the fact that it sucks the Chrome of a 57 Chevy bumper, and there's so many bugs written on this particular piece of operating system crap that even the most ridiculous, absent-minded script kitty could actually hack your smartphone and start utilizing your phone for nefarious purposes.
Well, T speaking of different malware and speaking of different viruses that your particular Android smartphone can catch, there is a new Trojan horse out here hitting all of the Android phones.
And if you folks don't know what I'm speaking of, well, this latest Trojan horse actually infects your smartphone and allows the end user, the individual that actually infected you with a Trojan horse, to be able to not only listen to your conversations, but record them.
Yeah.
And not to mention that they have full access to anything else.
You know, if you happen to check your email, if you haven't to check any apps on your Android phone, they can also look at that.
But this new Trojan horse that was programmed, I'm not going to name the programmer, but this new Trojan horse, if you can find it, and if it doesn't have its own viry on it, you can actually infect an Android operating system smartphone and listen and record people's phone calls.
I mean, Jesus Christ.
I mean, are you kidding me?
I mean, I don't want anything to do with Android after this.
You know, and what is Google doing?
They're just sitting there saying, ah, don't worry about it.
The bugs will take themselves out.
We'll keep putting out the service packs and everything will be okay.
No, it's not going to be okay, you idiots.
All right.
I mean, you've got people buying these Android smartphones, you know, doing banking, doing brokerage information, doing all kinds of crap, you know, doing all kinds of personal information over the phone for Christ's sake.
And now you've got Trojan horses that are specifically programmed to hit Android smartphone operating systems so that not only can they get into your little smartphone and all the pictures and all the videos and all that other crap in there, they can actually record your phone calls.
They can actually record your goddamn phone call for Christ's sake.
So yeah, thanks a lot, Google.
All right.
Thanks a lot for just shitting out something out of your codec asses and not just taking maybe two or three precautionary steps to figure out if the goddamn thing works.
Jesus Christ.
Listening to your phone calls.
So all you idiots that like to, I don't know, do these little Facebook banging sessions that seems to be so prevalent nowadays.
Yeah, you know, Goofy Bone and a couple other people have actually called me up in past programs and said that people actually utilize Facebook as a means of hooking up out here and that the women on these particular social networks are more than willing to allow some Mr. King ding-a-ling that looks good without a shirt or looks good in a leather jacket to come over to their pad and give them the high hard one for Christ's sake.
So if you're hooking all this stuff up on your Android operating system, just imagine that there could be some nefarious, for lack of a better term, no life having geek not only listening and recording your phone calls amidst all this little rendezvous, but could potentially compile enough information utilizing these nefarious methods given this Android operating system to exploit you, to extort money off of you.
I mean, this is serious subject matters here, folks.
So, you know, for all you idiots that think that, hey, look at me, I've got the greatest phone ever.
Look at I've got this new Android operating system phone.
It's so great.
And I'm downloading all the apps.
I'm downloading all the apps.
Look at this little app that it makes my phone look like it's a little glass of beer.
And then if I tilt the phone this way, it looks like the glass of beer is pouring out.
Isn't that great?
Give me a freaking break, man.
Give me a freaking break.
Anyway, thanks, Google.
I mean, it's not like you had your head shoved any more farther up your ass.
This just goes to show you that you don't care about your consumer.
All right?
A Trojan horse that allows you to record phone calls for Christ's sake?
I mean, give me a break.
What do you all here?
What do you all have to say about this?
Do you have an Android phone?
Are you all concerned about this ridiculous nonsense?
956, you're on the air.
What's up?
Yeah.
Hey, Ghost, I'm a real big fan of your show, and I love what you're doing.
But I heard that you have big, floppy man teddy.
Great, great comeback for Christ's sake.
And no, I don't, all right.
But I'm sure that it probably gets you to sleep at night, making you think that I do, huh?
I bet you're sitting there, you know, chapping and chafing your goddamn fruit bowl little pecker shaft off, listening, saying, oh, yeah, a man, Teddy.
509, you're on the horn.
What's up?
You're taking too long.
706, you're on the horn.
What's up?
Hello, and again, welcome to the Aperture Science Computer Aid Edition Center.
We hope your brief detention in the relaxation vault has been a pleasant one.
Your specimen has been processed, and we are now ready to begin the test proper.
Hey, uh, uh, uh, can you shove your little stupid little voice-to-text engine and shove it up your ass, please?
Jesus Christ.
George the Capitalist, what's up?
You there?
Yeah, I'm here.
How's it going?
Good, good.
How's your day going?
It is not going too good.
I got a whole bunch of freaking bronies calling me up.
I got a whole bunch of trolls calling me up.
I really don't appreciate it.
But other than that, I'm all right.
Man, that sucks.
Man, they should really stop calling you.
So, yeah, I mean, this whole Android virus thing, I mean, this is just bullshit.
I mean, Google has never screwed up this badly.
Yeah, well, they haven't really screwed up this badly as right.
But at the same time, I mean, do you think that they're, I mean, given all the billions and billions of dollars that this company generates, that they didn't have beta testers that could, you know, protect against something as simple as this, as being able to be infected with a server-side client that can be, you know, put through downloading the simplistic app?
I mean, you're right.
I mean, why didn't they actually go through the proper testing?
I really don't know when the last Android phone was actually taken out, but it seems to me that they really didn't put enough effort into making this phone really secure.
Well, and you know what's really unfortunate is that you know what it is?
It's the fact that the smartphones are like the PCs were back in the 90s.
Because that's all a smartphone is.
It's just a mini PC running at a lower processor speed and RAM speed than your average personal computer or your laptop.
And the problem is that there hasn't been any kind of firewall technology or any kind of network activity-based software where one can actually look at their Android phone and see if there's any connections or active connections that are being put forth on their phone.
There's nothing like that whatsoever.
All it is is just apps.
Let me go ahead and download the app.
I want an app.
I want to know if they have an app.
It's all it is, man.
And these fucking apps are stupid.
Have you seen these apps?
Angry birds?
I mean, you know, half of America should be injected with Cancer of the Cock for making a millionaire out of these idiots that made this Angry Birds app.
You know?
I mean, what a bunch of you know that America sucks you know, 15 inches worth of John Holmes AIDS-infected sausage when, you know, you've got people out here saying, oh my God, I love Angry Birds.
Oh, yeah.
Ah!
And then these Facebook assholes.
I mean, have you heard this new epidemic of Farmville, like, you know, overtaking middle-aged people?
Have you heard about this?
I mean, there are actually middle-aged people, people that are over the age of 45, that are becoming addicted to Farmville.
Can you believe this shit?
They're actually becoming addicted to Farmville to the point where they're becoming antisocial.
They're becoming anti-social.
Now, for you folks that don't know what Farmville is, it is one of the cheapest graphic-based, web-based games that I have ever seen since throwing baby into wood chippers.
And these idiots actually have to, like, I don't know, I mean, grow some ridiculous plants or grow some crops or something.
I have no freaking idea.
But it's stupid.
It's ridiculous.
And believe it or not, there is a phenomenon within people that are over the age of 45 that are addicted to Farmville.
I mean, addicted to the point where they're putting on diapers and they're not getting up from out of their seats so they can keep cultivating or, you know, keep growing these stupid crops or whatever the case might be.
You know?
I mean, give me a break, man.
I mean, are we this absent-minded?
Are we this stupid?
Jesus.
Anyway, let me move on to the next subject matter for Christ's sake.
Global Currency And Putin00:08:10
You know what I mean?
It just seems to me, because look, I've got people saying, oh, I like Farmville.
I like angry birds.
I don't know why you're talking that way, ghost.
It's actually a good way to pass away the time.
Yeah, just because you're a loser, you idiot.
That's because you can't even, you know, get the testicular fortitude or if you're a girl, the intestinal fortitude to get up and go to a social gathering of sorts.
All right?
I mean, go somewhere.
You know, why don't you go to the freaking Walmart and just hang around out there?
You know, maybe you might meet somebody for Christ's sake.
You know, why don't you go to a goddamn comic book store, hang around there or something?
Why don't you go to a freaking bar?
Why don't you go to the mall?
Why don't you go somewhere where you can actually meet somebody for Christ's sake?
Instead of messing around, flapping your fat sausages of fingers on the keyboard, chatting with a bunch of internet losers that have a bigger infected prostate than you do.
You know, why don't you go out to the goddamn, you know, go anywhere?
Jesus Christ.
Anyway.
I'm just saying.
I'm just trying to help you guys out.
That's all I'm trying to do.
All right?
Anyway, let me move on to the next subject matter.
News out of Russia.
All right.
The Prime Minister, Vladimir Putin.
Yeah, Pootie Pooh.
Vladimir Putin was talking to a group of young Russian classmates out there.
He'd be making some big speech and basically called the United States a parasite on the world economy.
That's right.
That's what Pootie Pooh said.
He said Vladimir Putin, the Prime Minister of Russia, said that the United States is nothing more than a parasite on the world economy.
And to be completely honest with you, Pootie Pooh is somewhat right.
I mean, I hate to say this about this ex-KGB commie bastard, but there's a lot of validity in the what the hell he's saying.
The United States is a disgusting piece of garbage moocher off of the world economy.
I mean, just look at this debt ceiling situation.
This debt ceiling, because these stupid soulless cash whores in Washington were playing politics with our economy, these idiots almost defaulted the United States on a lot of the financial obligations and could have indirectly crippled the whole world economy.
You know?
They would have crippled the whole goddamn world economy, for Christ's sake.
Luckily, that didn't happen.
And let me go ahead and quote Vladimir Putin, all right?
Because this is what he said, okay?
They, the United States, are living beyond their means and are shifting a part of the weight of their problems to the world economy, said Putin.
They are living like parasites off of the global economy and their monopoly of the dollar.
Now, what the hell does he mean by the monopoly of the dollar?
Well, believe it or not, the whole world economy utilizes the American dollar as the standard when they compare their currencies to the world economy.
And what's unfortunate is that the United States is debasing.
It's debasing the world by debasing the currency of America.
And this is why you've got people like China.
This is why you have Russia.
You've got all these people within the international community that are working within the framework of the global economy that are actually starting to advocate a global currency.
And let me tell you, I'm not completely against the whole concept of a global currency myself.
Because if we're not going to have fiscal responsibility in the United States to bring some integrity to the American dollar, given the fact that the world dollar is the currency standard in the world, then we must need a new standard.
You know, we need a new standard to put up other currencies throughout the international community against.
And to have a world currency would basically regulate all the other outstanding currencies throughout the international community, no matter what country you're from.
And we'll actually have a currency to put, whether it's Mexico's currency, whether it's European Union's currency, whether it's the United States' currency, we would actually have a fiscal sound currency that's global, that is universal, that can be utilized in any country, that can actually be a standard with some kind of element of responsibility, in my personal opinion.
All right?
Now, there are some people in this chat room saying, well, what about the British pound?
Well, believe it or not, why do you think Dave Cameron, you know, the Prime Minister of England today, why do you think that he's trying to cut a lot of these socialistic programs?
Why do you think that he's implementing austerity measures?
Because he sees the future.
He understands that the only way that the Brits are ever going to come up on top again in global economics is if their currency is sound so that they can become the currency standard of the international economic community.
Because we know, as far as the United States is concerned, they're not going to stop debasing the currency anytime soon.
So you've got everybody else in the global community pissed off at America, calling America a bunch of parasites because we refuse to be fiscally responsible and instill some kind of integrity and value to our currency.
So this is why you got Poodie Pooh over here, the Prime Minister of Russia, saying that we're nothing more than a bunch of parasites.
Let me give you one more quote that he said.
He said, thank God, even though this guy's supposed to be some secular communist atheist, but he, you know, said, thank God.
He said, thank God that they had enough common sense and responsibility to make a balanced decision.
You know, thank God.
And, you know, he's also said that if over there in America there is a systematic malfunction, this will affect everyone.
Countries like China and Russia hold a significant part of their reserves in American securities.
There should be other reserve currencies.
And this is what I'm talking about, folks.
This guy right here, amongst a whole bunch of other people that are participating in the global economic system, they want a global currency.
And let me tell you, me being a capitalist who is about to probably going to leave the United States because, I mean, let's be honest, the United States looks like on a recipe for disaster.
But if I'm going to be participating in the global economy, I want an international currency that's going to be sound.
So let's say I transfer my wealth from the United States to South America.
Let's say I go into Belize or I go into Panama and I transfer my wealth over there.
Well, I don't want to necessarily transfer all my United States dollars into pesos or whatever the currency is down there.
If there was a global currency which is universally sound, where you can go into any country, any country whatsoever, and this universal currency will be accepted by everybody, I would in turn be able to exchange my American dollars, my American assets to this global currency and be able to either live in Panama, South America, Asia, whatever the case might be.
So there's a lot of validity to those in the international community calling for a global currency.
And in my personal opinion, I think that we need it.
I think we need it.
646-652-4869 is the number to call.
I want to hear from you.
Area code 321.
You're on the air.
Hello.
Yeah.
I would just like to say, shout out to Clarso and all the bronies on the funny junk pony, Fred.
United Nations Perpetuated Chaos00:15:29
Jesus Christ.
And believe it or not, that was a 30-year-old man, folks.
That was a 30-year-old man giving props to bronies.
Do you understand what I'm saying?
I mean, the over-feminization of America here.
I mean, the absolute pussification of the American mail.
It's being implemented right now.
It's being implemented right now.
And, you know, I'm trying everything within my power in hopes of amplifying this, in hopes of stopping this.
Anyway, folks, we are in the third and final hour of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
And, of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
And once again, folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
Before we get into anything else, I'd like for everybody to please, please retweet the damn broadcast, all right?
Go to the forums, go to the blogs, go to the social networking sites.
Jesus Christ, I'm stumbling over my own tongue here.
Spread it around like wildfire and let everybody know that true capitalist radio is in effect and in the house, all right?
There's all kinds of little buttons underneath the player right there.
Tweet this buttons, Facebook like buttons, share this buttons, use and abuse those buttons.
It's just a freaking click, man.
It's just a freaking click.
So look, if you like what you're listening to, if you appreciate the true capitalist radio broadcast, well, by God, use and abuse those buttons.
Don't be a milky liquor.
Don't be a freaking milky liquor.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, hey, Engineer, do we got any more shout-outs on Twitter to say, for Christ's sake?
All right, we got a couple of them over here.
We've got Red Scarebot in the place.
We've got the Green Wavering in the place.
Flamin' Poop Juggler.
All right.
Who else we got?
We've got Your Mother's Breast.
We've got Toon Faithful.
We've got Invader Zim22.
We got Buster Hyman.
Oh, Jesus Christ, you sick son of a bitch.
We got Niagara Roll.
What's going on, Niagara Roll?
We got Orson Welles in the place.
Who else do we got, Engineer?
We got Anel Tooth Berry.
We got Keisho Katsu.
What's going on, Keisho Katsu?
We got Spike the Dragon.
We got Trolista Molest.
Oh, you sick son of a freaking bitch.
Are you kidding me?
Jesus Christ.
We got Ruben McPhenus.
We got Ham Ham Rivals.
Who else do we got?
Who else do we got on here, for Christ's sake?
We got Marcus P. Kelly.
We got Navy Husky.
All right.
Let me see.
We're going to do this different, Engineer.
We're going to go ahead and give a shout-out to whoever is retweeting the first tweet on the Twitter account.
So let's go ahead and switch up.
Do you got that, Engineer?
All right, so if you want shout-outs now, go ahead and retweet the first tweet on my Twitter account right now.
Let's see.
Who do we got?
We got Marcus P. Kelly94.
What's going on?
We've got Ham Ham Rivals.
We've got Dr. Hooves, Chrissy Sharp.
We've got Val Fasser, okay?
Lobster Potts, Derpetalism, some idiot name, I love bronies, Drew P. Weiner, we got John Marston, we got Mike Hunt Stink.
You sick son of a bitch.
Who the hell else do we got?
We got Flamin' Nipple Chops.
We got Berserker Ninja.
I'm not saying that disgusting, ridiculous racial slur for Christ's sake.
Mohe3439 in the place.
Who else we got?
I'm not saying that either, you sick son of a bitch.
You guys are sick sons of bitches.
You know that?
You guys are some sick sons of bitches out here.
I'm reading these sicko perverted names for Christ's sake.
You guys are some sick sons of bitches.
I'll tell you that right goddamn now.
Anyway, we got Capitalize Now in the place.
What's going on?
We got Mr. Bigglesworth.
Rubricaloo, what's going on?
We got Gasgara in the house.
All right, like I said, you want some shout-outs?
Retweet the first goddamn tweet on my Twitter account.
It's not very hard.
It's very easy to do.
Ghost Politics is the name.
All right?
Ghost Politics is the name.
Anyway, we got some fruity ass brony named Flutterguy1555.
We've got Emperor Derpy.
Jesus Christ.
What the hell's up with all these freaking bronies, for Christ's sake?
I mean, are there that many bronies out there in the international community?
Are there that many bronies out there that are fruiting up the place for Christ's sake?
I mean, good God.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, that's it.
That's enough.
That's enough of the goddamn.
That's enough of the Twitter shout-outs.
This is just getting sick.
This is getting sick and perverted.
That's what it's getting.
Jesus Christ.
Where are we at, Engineer?
Where are we at?
We got a couple of things to talk about.
The United Nations recently condemned Syria for its terror that it's enforcing upon its people.
Once again, I think it's way overdue, the United Nations, you useless international bureaucratic bunch of crap.
All right, I mean, Bashar al-Assad, the leader of Syria, this disgusting, despicable, totalitarian tyrant, has been killing his own people since March.
All right, the United Nations.
This dumbass has been killing his own people since March.
And the only reason Bashar al-Assad wants to kill his own people is because his people don't want him in power anymore.
They're tired of his bureaucratic totalitarian ass.
All right?
And they've been out there peacefully trying to protest against Bashar al-Assad, and this man has utilized his military to kill these people like dogs for Christ's sake.
And you know what?
If you happen to be serving on Bashar al-Assad's Syrian military and you refuse to shoot upon the Syrian people, you're executed.
You get executed if you do not shoot the Syrian people if you are a Syrian soldier.
Welcome to, and now the United Nations is finally starting to flex nuts.
Oh, now the United Nations is about to start to flex nuts, huh?
I mean, people have been dying since March for Christ's sake.
And now all of a sudden, the United Nations is finally going to let its nuts hang and say, yeah, we condemn it.
We condemn you, Bashar al-Assad.
Give me a freaking break.
Death to Bashar al-Assad!
Death to Bashar al-Assad!
Death!
Death to Bashar al-Assad!
And you can tell him I said that.
You can tell him I said that.
646652-4869 is the number to call for Christ's sake.
Oh, the United Nations condemned the Syria.
It's about time, you milky liquors.
You useless international bureaucratic pieces of scum.
It's about time.
And as far as I'm concerned, I don't think the United States should send one more red cent to the United Nations.
The United Nations has proven itself just moot.
It has proven itself non-working.
It does not work.
Remember, the whole concept of the United Nations stems from the political theorist Emmanuel Kant.
Immanuel Kant, the guy from Germany, he wrote a little piece called Perpetual Peace, in which he outlines this concept called the League of Nations.
And in this little stupid perpetual peace writing that he wrote, this is the foundation of the United Nations.
You know what I'm saying?
The League of Nations, they tried that.
They tried to use the Immanuel Kant's perspective on perpetual peace.
And it's useless.
All right?
Immanuel Kant was wrong.
All right?
As a matter of fact, I am going to use that little book of perpetual peace written by Immanuel Kant, and I'm going to use it as toilet paper because that's the only significance that the United Nations has provided to the international community.
All right?
And that's all there is to it.
I'm sick of the United Nations.
They have provided no type of stability in the international community.
On the contrary, if we want to talk about something, remember Sobrincia?
Huh?
Remember Sobrincia?
When they allowed Miledic to just go in and slaughter the people in that enclave for Christ's sake, the United Nations sanctioned that crap.
And now they're trying to put Miladic on trial for war crimes now, huh?
They're trying to put Miladic on trial for war crimes in the international tribunal.
Meanwhile, the United Nations sanctioned the slaughter and the backstab at Sabrencia.
But we're not going to go there, right?
No, let's not go there.
Yeah?
Let's not go there.
I bet you the United Nations doesn't want to talk about that, right?
I bet you the United Nations doesn't want to talk about how the United Nations so-called peacekeeping force that went into Sobrencia to stop Miladic from going in and slaughtering those innocent people in that Islamic enclave.
You know, all the damn United Nations forces did was sponsor it.
They perpetuated it for Christ's sake.
And now the United Nations at the World Tribunal is putting Miladic on trial for war crimes.
And what a joke.
What a freaking joke, man.
Give me a freaking break.
Sobranica, Sobrencia, who gives a shit, all right?
People died, and that's all there is to it, for Christ's sake.
And the United Nations sanctioned it.
That's the point.
Let's take some calls here.
646-652-4869.
Area code 201, you're on the horn.
Playing with your fucking Peter Popper, you stupid freaking loser.
I hope you get injected with Canter of the Cock.
817, what's up?
You're on the horn.
I hope you get Canter of the Anus.
404, you're on the air.
What's up?
Now, Ghost, you know the United Nations has done a lot.
I mean, just look at all the dictators they've provided supplies and food to throughout the years.
Oh, yeah.
Are you kidding me?
I mean, you don't even have to hear that.
It goes without saying.
What's going on?
This is Billy D. Williams, man.
How you doing, man?
I'm doing well.
Doing well.
Glad to see you back, man.
Yeah, well, you know, I got to take care of business, got to keep capitalizing.
But, you know, you bring up a point that the United Nations, not only are they aiding and abetting dictators and ruthless totalitarian regimes, but they're also providing legitimacy for these regimes.
I mean, wasn't Syria put on, or weren't they on some kind of humanitarian board?
Same with China, same with a whole bunch of other totalitarian, ruthless regimes that are suppressing their own populations.
And you've got the United Nations putting them on, like, humanitarian boards and stuff like that.
Right.
And one of the ones that also comes to mind for me is Liberia, where they went over there and, you know, they're giving the supplies and food to who they think is the right person to give it to.
Meanwhile, this guy's out there, you know, actually cannibal.
He's a cannibal and killing people and all types of crazy stuff.
And not to mention, you know, you speak of the United Nations actions in Africa.
It came out that the United Nations troops were actually utilizing food as sexual exploitation for the people that were out there in Africa.
So that's what the United Nations is good at.
You know, they come in, they bring in the food, and they're utilizing food to exploit sexual favors from the people that they're supposed to be saving.
Oh, yeah.
Thanks a lot, United Nations.
Thanks a lot.
World peace, here we come.
Right, or it's joined the, you know, if it's a male, it's joined the dictator's cause and fight in his army, or else you're not going to get shit.
I know, I know.
That goes without saying.
But, hey, you mind if I jump back to the Google phone thing real quick?
Yeah, go for it, man.
I just think it's going to be, you know, it's messed up.
But then I also think it's going to be pretty funny when you start getting all these videos and different things out here on YouTube of all these.
Yeah, no kidding.
I mean, I j just imagine, like, you know, some of these secret videos on people's phones for Christ's sake.
That's going to be funny.
Phone sex, and I bet you Anthony Weiner probably had an Android phone.
Man, no kidding, man.
I mean, did you hear that Anthony Weiner actually has the audacity to he's going to try out for dancing with the stars?
Can you believe this, Grab?
Oh, well, I could absolutely see it.
I could actually see him going all the way because all of a sudden, you know, like you said, all the women go, oh, man, he's looking pretty good.
I've seen his cock before.
I like that.
I don't know.
That's the way it is nowadays.
I'm telling you, man, that's the way it is.
And why do you think this disgusting scoundrel thinks that he can come back and reinvent his image and come back to politics?
This stupid, disgusting, left-wing blowhard that thought that he was the ultimate debater because he was able to skirt around questions with ridiculous language.
I mean, this guy actually believes that he can come on to Dancing with the Stars, and these women are going to cream out their pantyhose because they saw his uncut Johnson or cut Johnson.
I don't know.
I didn't look at it, so I don't know.
Yeah, I don't know that it got that in detail, but I think, you know, who knows?
Maybe he's taken a page out of Brett Favre's playbook.
I couldn't tell you.
Yeah, no kidding.
Yeah, Brett Favre, that's another idiot, for Christ's sake.
This guy's got a dying wife with cancer.
She just got cured.
She didn't remission.
This guy's, you know, hey, look at me.
I'm Brett Favre going for the long ball and taking a picture of his Johnson and sending in some skankosaurus that goes in there and does interviews while these guys are changing.
I mean, give me a break.
I mean, what's this new phenomenon of guys taking pictures of their cocks?
You know, what is it?
I mean, are women actually appreciating this?
Are they looking at this and going, oh, yeah.
I mean, is this it?
You know, that's not one for me to answer.
That's probably a goofy bone question.
But you also brought up, I'm kind of bouncing around, but you brought up an interesting thing about the world currency.
That would be interesting to see implemented.
Interesting World Currency Idea00:03:58
I think it's another one of these, like you say, politically romantic ideas because it would just be interesting to see how all these countries trying to get them to agree on what the conversion rate would be into this actual world currency.
That would be the interesting thing.
You could probably base that exchange rate based upon how much of the outstanding world currency there's in circulation.
The problem is, the problem that I see with a world currency is who is going to be the world central bank?
Who's going to regulate this currency on an international level?
And I don't want no United Nations.
I don't want no international bureaucracy.
I mean, and that's where the big trouble lies in implementing a world currency: who's going to be in charge of it?
Yeah, well, unfortunately, with the majority of these organizations, with the power comes corruption.
So that's the worst thing.
But then it'd be interesting to see, you know, if everything was reset back to zero, how would the United States fare in today's society?
Would we just end up being the lazy consumers that everyone makes us out to be?
Or would we actually pull ourselves up and get our asses out there and start working again and be back, everything would reset back to the way it was?
You know, I wish, I sincerely wish that the latter part was the case, that we would pull ourselves out of our bootstraps, but it's just not going to happen, Billy.
I mean, I'm not trying to be a pessimist here, but these so-called Poe people in America, the only reason that they still think they're Poe is because they're not getting all the crap that they want.
You know, they're want Poe.
They're not need Po.
Need Po is like those poor souls in Africa that are being held hostage by their governments using food as a weapon.
You know, I mean, these people are hanging off, you know, skin off their bones in the third world.
This is need poor because they need food.
They need clothing, that sort of thing.
These people in America, these people are want Po.
I want my cell phone, iPhone.
I want my plasma screen, baby.
I want my phony ounce.
I want this.
I want that.
And that's why I'm saying, you know, anybody who is out here talking garbage in America, claiming that they're poor, I just don't have any compassion for these people.
None whatsoever.
Because let's put it this way.
The whole purpose, the whole purpose of welfare and the whole purpose of government assistance was to give somebody a leg up, was to give somebody, you know, a so-called chance, a so-called opportunity.
Well, it seems to me, the more money that you give to these people, the more complacent that they are, the more easily they're influenced into just embracing mediocrity and not doing a goddamn thing, man.
I mean, there is no progress in welfare.
You know, my mother always said, son, don't feed the stray animals.
You know, don't feed strays because they breed.
All right?
And that's what we're seeing in today's America.
We're feeding these loser, poor, demented, imbecilic idiots, and they're breeding.
They're breeding, and they're not taking care of their children, and they're just breeding more and more criminality, more and more mental, emotional instability.
And that's it for Christ's sake.
And we need to nip this in the bud, and we need it now.
I agree with you.
Hey, man, before I go, I was wondering if I could give one shout-out.
I was catching the replay yesterday of your show, or the replay this morning of your show.
Yesterday.
I got to say, this name made me spit my coffee out this morning at work.
And it was, I think, something like Poopy Cum Squats or something.
Pakistan Nuclear Extremists Threat00:03:22
Ah, yeah.
I know, I know.
The sick demented jerk dicks, the cyber vermin that infest not only my show, but the internet.
I mean, you know, these names that come out of their heads, for Christ's sake, I mean, there's definitely something wrong here.
Yeah, but I got to give it to that guy.
That was creative and hilarious.
I love the shout-outs at the end, man.
That stuff cracks me up with some of the creative stuff they come up with.
But anyways, great show, man.
I don't want to take up any more of your time.
I'll catch you.
No, no problem.
No problem.
Thanks for calling Billy D. Williams, folks.
And of course, he's an avid listener, avid caller, and a member of the capitalist army.
And if you're not a member of the capitalist army, what the hell are you doing?
Go to www.capitalistarmy.com, baby.
All right, become a member.
All right?
And we're exclusive.
We're not just going to let any Tom Dick and Harry come in.
You've got to be a capitalist, you Milky Liggers.
Anyway, we're running out of time here.
I've got to hurry up and get through the show here.
I want to talk a little bit about Pakistan.
Once again, we're continuing to see violence out of Pakistan.
And the reason is, is because you've got these Islamic fanatics that are, you know, they were in Afghanistan.
They're now in Pakistan attempting to destabilize that particular country.
You know, these are these Taliban fighters, these Islamic fundamentalists that think they're doing jihad.
They're out here trying to cause destabilization in Pakistan, particularly in the southern city of Karachi.
47 people dead in Pakistan in this violence, the latest violent episode out there.
And what makes this really, really scary is the fact that if Pakistan does fall to Islamic extremism, Pakistan is a nuclear power.
A nuclear power.
That means they have nuclear weapons.
And if those weapons fall in the hands of Taliban or Islamic extremists, for Christ's sake, I don't even want to know the implications of that particular possibility.
We know as well as all the astute people that know about the international relations of India and Pakistan.
They have had two brutal wars, you know?
And Pakistan still has some egg on its face from some of those confrontations over the disputed area of Kashmir.
And I say that if Islamic extremists or the Taliban finally take control of Pakistan, the first thing they're going to do is throw a nuclear weapon or some kind of a nuclear explosive device at India and take over the disputed area of Kashmir.
The second thing they would do, of course, would be to declare war on Western powers and start utilizing some of these nuclear assets that they would have obtained in this takeover of Pakistan and implement them on targets throughout the international community.
Now, this is why I bring this up because this is not a joke.
Pakistan is in very dire straits.
They're on the brink of potential revolution if they're not there already.
And I think that everybody in the international community should keep an eye on this particular area because, once again, if the Taliban or any of these Islamic extremists get a hold of these nuclear weapons, we're in some serious trouble.
Slut Walks Kill Brain Cells00:10:49
You know, serious freaking trouble.
Anyway, Karachi, once again, Pakistan, 47 people dead and uprisings up there.
Let me move on to the next subject matter.
The next subject matter is to all these idiots that think that they're so cool with whatever diet that they're on.
Oh, I'm on an Atkins diet.
I'm on the salad diet.
I'm on a tuna fish diet.
I'm on the carrot diet.
I'm on the potato salad diet.
Well, it comes to show that dieting actually kills your brain cells.
Can you believe that?
Believe it or not, research conducted out of the Albert Einstein College of Medicine in the journal Cell Metabolism.
It says that if you happen to be dieting, you are actually enabling your brain cells to begin to start eating one another.
You know, can you believe that crap?
Your brain cells begin to eat one another if you diet.
I mean, can you believe this crap?
I mean, you're damned if you do, and you're damned if you don't, huh?
Now, don't start going out there and eating bean and cheeses at about 10 at a time just yet.
All right?
Everybody knows that, you know, you can't be some fat jelly ass and expect to have a long, prosperous, healthy life.
All right?
But then again, you can't be some overbearing, vegan, I'm all natural, gluten-free, you know, diet extremist either.
I mean, you know, even Gwyneth Paltrow, Miss all-natural vegan, you know, who tries to keep that, you know, skinny stick figure that she has, because of her dieting and because of her particular ways of consuming her calories, she has developed a, you know, a bone deterioration disease.
And she's developed this disease at a very young age.
Now, why do you think that she's, you know, kind of got like a like a makeshift osteoporosis?
The reason is because she's a goddamn vegan and she's basically starving herself.
You know, she's starving herself.
So it's no wonder her body is reacting in such a fashion where it's starting to break down.
All right.
So once again, if you're out there, you know, trying to diet, keep in mind that you are starving yourself and you are doing your body not the best.
All right?
The source, all right, here, let me give you the source, these idiots.
Where's the source?
Dieting.
Where's the source?
I actually read this in the L.A. Times.
So here it is right here.
Let me paste this stupid, dumb, idiotic clip of this article here.
Here it is right here.
There it is.
All right?
You're actually killing your brain cells.
You know, by dieting, you're literally smoking marijuana.
That's basically what you're doing.
By dieting, it's like smoking Philly Blunts on the corner in some ghetto somewhere.
That's basically what dieting is.
Can you believe that crap?
Huh?
I mean, you might as well smoke marijuana for Christ's sake, man.
You might as well sniff gasoline or sniff paint dinner or some crap.
I mean, dieting kills brain cells for heaven's sake.
And what the hell is this crap?
Once again, here's the source where all you folks are like, I don't believe it.
I don't believe you, men.
I don't believe you, men.
Anyway, let me move on to another subject matter.
I want to talk about slut walks.
And the reason I'm talking about this is because this is the epitome of what liberalism and feminism have done to not only American women, but Western women throughout the international community.
For you folks that were unaware, at the beginning of the summer, yours truly was a little upset at the fact that we've had these little stupid get-togethers by all these dirty, disgusting dishrag whores that are congregating and marching all over the country, calling themselves sluts, and they're calling their little organization slut walks.
Now, what I don't understand is, I mean, weren't women trying to steer themselves away from being called dirty dishrag whores and sluts and skankosauruses and smelly holes and this type of crap?
Why exactly are women, not just here in the Western community, but now it's hitting India.
You know, it's hitting other communities out here.
Why exactly are these women going out begging to be called a filthy slut?
You know, can somebody explain this to me?
I mean, you know, when in womanhood or when in some feminist convention did they correlate woman liberation with women, you know, going out and being loose, loosey whorebags?
Can somebody explain that to me?
Can somebody explain how it's woman liberation when all you're doing is hopping around from cock to cock to cock?
I mean, how is this woman liberation?
Can somebody explain this to me?
How is it woman liberation when you're out here holding up signs saying, I'm a slut?
I'm a slut.
And let me tell you, you know, we got some people organizing a slut walk out here in Austin, Texas.
You know, they already had one.
They're organizing another one.
And the next time they do it, I'm going to be out there.
I'm going to be out there across the street with a bullhorn.
You know, hopefully Alex Jones doesn't hop on my bandwagon like he does for everybody else trying to gather around some kind of a political subject matter.
This idiot just kind of goes and finds his way in there.
But I'm going to go out there with a goddamn bullhorn and I'm going to have the goddamn capitalist army behind me.
I'm going to have the capitalist army behind me and we're going to tell these sluts and call these sluts exactly what they are.
We're going to be across the street saying, filthy whore!
Filthy whore!
Filthy whore!
You're a filthy, disgusting slut.
We can smell you from over here.
You're smelling up the streets like a bad period, for Christ's sake.
You're smelling up the whole corner like sick-ass salmon.
You filthy sluts.
And I'm going to be across the street with the capitalist Baharmi behind me, and we are going to be yelling at these filthy sluts and calling them what they are.
And if you happen to be a female that doesn't agree with this slut bag perspective, well, by God, it is time for you to start raising up.
Because you know who I'm talking about.
I'm talking to these women that aren't, you know, they aren't bequeathed these, they're not born with these looks.
They're not born with these big knockers and these fat asses and these big blowjob lips and whatever else is being exploited by slut walks.
And as a result, what happens?
Women that actually have the mental competence, women that actually have the knowledge, have the ability, are completely overlooked because some bitch in a short skirt shows some, you know, apple, you know, apple ass cheek or something, and she gets the job, even though she's a dumb Ditzy bimbo.
That's why I'm calling on women, man.
It's time for you to stand up and you see these filthy sluts, you know, going into the supermarket with shorts crawling up their ass.
It's time for some of you females just to call them what they are.
You'll spit on these bitches.
Say, you filthy, disgusting whore.
This is a supermarket.
What the hell are you doing dressed like that?
I'll tell you what she's doing dressed like that.
She's looking for somebody to pay her grocery bill.
That's what she's doing.
You know, that's why they go out to the supermarket looking like disgusting, despicable slut bags that basically are for sale.
And this is the consequence of feminism, folks.
All right?
This is the consequence of feminism.
Feminism has equated woman liberation for shitting out eight, nine kids from eight or nine different fathers.
You understand what that is?
Huh?
That's feminism.
Feminism is octo-mom.
Yeah.
Feminism has equated the average Western woman into becoming a subliminal prostitute.
You know it, and I know it.
And if you don't believe me, why don't you take a look at the music that some of these women, these so-called women pop stars, are singing?
I mean, they're saying it in their goddamn songs that you're not going to get any piece of poontang unless you buy them some materialistic widget.
You know?
Unless you're paying for their bills, unless you're paying their rent, unless you're paying their goddamn car note, for Christ's sake.
I mean, the average woman in the westernized civilization are basically subliminal prostitutes.
And typically, whenever two people meet each other, whether it be in a social setting or at a first date, whatever the case might be, all right?
Whenever they meet each other, what's the first thing that comes out of their mouth?
What's the first question that they ask?
What do you do for a living?
Oh, yeah.
What do you do for a living?
Not, oh, are you a killer?
Not, are you a rapist?
Not, are you a nice person?
Not, no, no.
What do you do for a living?
And let me tell you something.
If you answer anything under the bracket of $40,000 a year, then you can forget about having any kind of a sexual relation with that particular piece of poontang that evening.
But I guarantee you, you tell this Skankosaurus that, you know, you own clubs, you own businesses, and you're making over $150,000 a year, those panties will drop within three hours of you telling her that you're worth about $150,000.
I guarantee you.
I guarantee you.
So that's the equivalent of the slut walk.
That's what the slut walks have brought to Western society.
And each and every one of you filthy, disgusting, sick-ass salmon-smelling whores that are proud to call yourself sluts.
Well, then don't be surprised when we call you that.
All right, you filthy, disgusting slut bags.
Don't be surprised when you're out here showing Camel Toe with some tight jeans that we're calling you the filthy, disgusting, dirty dish rag whore that you are.
All right?
Jesus Christ.
Radio Graffiti And Puerto Ricans00:15:19
Anyway, screw these bimbos that are going on slut walks.
They need a backhand into reality.
Anyway, folks, I know it's about me five or six minutes overtime, but you know what time it is, everybody.
It's radiography.
And of course, folks, for all you idiots that don't know already, well, by God, radio graffiti is a very interesting concept.
All you have to do is call me up right now.
646-652-4869 is the number to call.
And when I call your area code or when I call your Skype name, you have three to four seconds.
Three to four seconds to say whatever it is that you have to say on your mind, no matter what it is.
All right?
And the bottom line is, is when I call your goddamn area code, when I call your goddamn name, don't just sit there like some deaf mute.
All right?
Be prepared.
Be prepared to say whatever it is that you have to say out of your disgusting, despicable, chopped sock hole.
And that's all there is to it.
Now, without any further ado, folks, we are going to go ahead and we're going to go into radio graffiti.
Once again, you want to participate?
Get to the nearest phone, 646-652-4869.
And when I call your area code or Skype name, by God, you got four to five or three to four seconds to say whatever the hell it is you want to say.
So let's go ahead and start everybody's favorite time of the program.
It's radiography.
All right, let's go ahead and start it.
Area code 781, radio graffiti.
Racist bastard.
Now, shove it up, your ass.
509, radio graffiti.
I'm getting fisted, buddy, bronze.
Fisty buddy bronze.
Stupid piece of crap.
903 Radio Graffiti.
305, what's up, radio graffiti?
Happy Fruit Bowl Wednesday.
Yeah, yeah, it is Fruit Bowl Wednesday.
It's fucking freak Fruit Bowl Wednesday because all you freaking bronies are fruiting up the whole broadcast.
405 Radio Graffiti.
Sid Retzley and Shape Shit Groups breeding with bronies?
Stupid asshole.
7-0-6, what's up, Radio Graffini?
It's a crap set.
780, Radio Graffiti.
Winter wrap up, winter wrap-up.
Hey, you sound like a future bulldyke.
111, what's up, radio graffiti?
You're just playing with your Peter Popper.
Mika Kenny, Radio Graffiti.
Get her a better internet connection, you useless waste of human life, all right?
I mean, I mean, how much is a goddamn broadband connection anymore, huh?
Get off the net zero connection and get in with the now.
201, radio graffiti.
I'm booping!
I'm booping!
It sounds like you're a little constipated.
617 Radio Graffini.
619, radio graffiti.
Hey, everyone in the shadow room.
Press one if you think goes your game.
Press two if you think that this is a Mexican.
Because guess what?
It's everybody's favorite game.
It's guess the minority.
That's right, folks.
I'm telling you, I know that this is an ethnic minority.
I can just tell by the area code 619.
I'm willing to bet, buddy, that this is a Mexican.
Go ahead and push your guesses on the screen.
It's everybody's favorite game.
Guess the minority.
But let's go ahead.
Hey, 619, go ahead, admit it.
You're Mexican, right?
Yeah.
Yeah, you're Mexican?
Yeah.
Yeah, you're brown and proud?
Yep.
So everything that you do, do you do it for Larasa?
Yeah.
Yeah, what do you do for Larasa?
Yeah.
Oh, new no oblo English, Pinche Puto, huh?
Do Mama Lachocho, Pinche Pendejo, huh?
Du Chupla, me Wevo, Comicho, Niso, Pinche Puto.
Do you get that?
Lo Te Lijo.
Do you get that?
Tu Entiendo?
Tu Nintiendo?
No, no, no, no, don't.
Tu En Tiendo, Pinche Puto.
Tu Mama Chupa Mi Asshole.
Huh?
Lo Te Lijo.
Huh?
Tu no Vale Vedga.
Tu no vale Vedga.
Go che get the Lada.
Chingo tumada, you pinche puto.
Tuno quetas chingasos with este meto meto mas chingon.
Este meto meto mas chingon got wevos the size of grapefruit that'll slap you upside your cata.
All right, you got that, boy?
No.
Yeah, that's a guy going.
Get this stupid Mexican off.
Get him off, for Christ's sake.
Idiot is smiling like he's got a taco or something.
Anyway, 917, radio graffiti.
If tens of thousands of capitalists listen to your broadcast, why do you only trolls call?
Yeah, shove it up your ass.
712, radio graffiti.
Yeah, shove it up your ass.
508, radio graffiti.
Taking too long, you milky liquor.
614, what's up, radio graffiti?
Touch, Yourself.
712, Radio Graffiti.
6-0, Radio Graffiti.
Hey, ghost, who's your favorite pony?
Shove it up your ass with all that brody crap, you stupid fruit bowl.
317, what's up, radio graffiti?
Don't talk about my fucking country, man.
What's your country?
You don't even know what your country is, for Christ's sake.
646, radio graffiti.
Hola, poppy.
125?
Give me a break.
You're a Puerto Rican.
All right, let me tell you something.
It's bad enough that, you know, Mexicans call up my broadcast.
All right, but Puerto Ricans, you know, Puerto Ricans, for Christ's sake, I mean, come on.
You know, I mean, the bad part about Puerto Ricans is that they don't know how to pick a race.
You know, it's like whenever they're around a bunch of black guys, they're like, hey, what's up, man?
Yeah, what's up, man?
And with the with the Ebonics Jive, they even say the N-word, you know, whenever these Puerto Ricans are around a bunch of black guys.
And then when they're around a bunch of Mexicans, they're like, I mean, pick a race.
That's all I'm saying, Mr. Puerto Ricans and Mrs. Puerto Ricans.
Pick a freaking race.
All right?
You're either going to be Latin or you're black.
You can't be both.
All right?
You can't be freaking both.
Stop acting like both of them because it makes you idiots look stupid.
All right?
I mean, why can't y'all just realize that, you know, you're Puerto Ricans, be proud of Puerto Ricans, and that's all there is to it.
Why?
Whenever there's a bunch of black fools, it's like, hey, what's up, man?
And you even say the N-word, you say this, you say that.
Then when a bunch of Mexicanos, when a bunch of Mexicanos comes along, what happens?
I mean, pick a race, Puerto Ricans.
That's all I'm saying.
Just pick a freaking race.
That's all I'm saying.
All right?
Jesus Christ.
423 Radio Graffiti. Radio Graffiti.
540, radio graffiti.
I'm not going to listen to any more of you dumbasses that are splicing my voice with ridiculous banter that is untrue, that is slanderous lies, you idiots.
You stop it.
513, radio goddamn graffiti.
Ghost, you cheated on ghosts, you fucking pony slut.
That made no sense.
708, radio graffiti.
Texas is gay Bronys rule.
Jesus Christ, you sound like you're choking on some sausage.
Notice, radio graffiti.
Yeah, that's you blowing in water from your nostrils.
You don't got a bong, you idiot.
Synonymous, radio graffiti.
I'm getting biscuit by Broni!
Disgusting freak shows.
Look at you people.
Look at you people.
You're sick.
You're sick, twisted, sexually perverted, effeminate males, for Christ's sake.
If you weren't here, you'd be in a boy's bathroom right now sniffing underpants.
You know it, and I know it.
417, radio graffiti.
Hey, ghosts, it's only racist if it's not true, man.
Great show.
Get rid of these script K little faggots.
Yeah, yeah, I wish I could, but they're coming in in abundance, for Christ's sake.
They come in in abundance.
I mean, they're fruiting up the whole broadcast.
I mean, look, take a good whip.
Take a good whiff.
It's smelling like butt crack.
It's smelling like unclean butt crack for Christ's sake.
Gingleberry-written butt crack because the idiots are fruiting up the place.
They're fruiting up the whole goddamn place for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ.
At 12 Radio Graffiti, up your ass because that's a pretty song.
Stupid milky liquor.
We already called on 417.
What's going on?
720, radio graffiti.
Hey, don't forget the KKK meeting tonight.
Yeah, shut up.
All right.
Shut up, you little snot-nosed little kid, and go call your mother.
You know as well as I, she's at happy hour right now looking for a Puerto Rican to give her a come and get you poppy.
781, what's up, Radio Graffiti?
I'm coming.
I'm coming.
That's a horrible fapping job.
858, Radio Graffiti.
KTM Gamer is best pony.
Nobody gives a crap about your favorite pony, okay?
I know that you are rimming yourself with the head of a My Little Pony doll, but we don't give a crap.
5-0-2, Radio Graffiti.
We got a metal head.
That's great, huh?
Metal head now.
We got some metal heads calling up, huh?
Playing death metal.
I mean, let me tell you something.
When are you metalheads going to realize that it's the same four chords or three chords every goddamn song?
When are you idiots going to realize that?
You know?
I mean, how many times do you have to hear these chords in different order for you idiots to realize that maybe I need to get a better expansion in my musical tastes?
Are you kidding me?
I mean, seriously, I mean, metal is a...
Satan is good.
Satan is my pal.
Satan is...
That's all it is, for Christ's sake.
All right?
Metal died with Dime Bag Daryl.
All right?
Because Dime Bag Daryl was the only metal guitarist that actually played riffs.
Not chords.
That's stupid.
Power chords.
Rips, man.
All right?
And that's what's unfortunate about metal.
You know, some idiot gets a goddamn piece of shit guitar for Christmas.
All he's got to do is learn how to play three or four power chords, and these idiots are starting a band, for Christ's sake.
720, what's up?
Radio graffiti.
It's lame.
201, radio graffiti.
Turn down your radio ass clown.
Jamie Allen, radio graffiti.
Hey, Alex, I love the show.
You spread out some rewrite stuff, man.
Thanks a lot, man.
Appreciate it.
Ginster Radio Graffiti because of your cheap ass internet connection and your 386SX computer with only 4 megabytes of RAM and 900 megabytes of hard drive space you stupid, filthy lamer who shops at the swap meet.
601, radio graffiti.
Go, buddy, this tags in Texas.
Which are you?
I couldn't understand you because it sounded like you had balls in your mouth.
920, radio graffiti.
We are the cutie crusaders on the crisify who we are.
Oh, Jesus Christ, man.
Who's killing the cat?
903, Radio Graffiti.
Yeah, here we go with this goddamn song again.
405, Radio Graffiti.
Gee, bleach my asshole.
Yeah, you sick son of a bitch.
You see, I shouldn't have even brought asshole bleaching up because now I'm getting all these fruit balls, getting ideas for Christ's sake.
Do you hear this crap?
Huh?
I mean, I'm sure they're looking at their anal passages, you know, through a double-way mirror, and they were like, yeah, it does look rather shitty, doesn't it, huh?
It does look rather dingleberry-ridden.
It does look kind of rose buddy.
You know?
Maybe I should splash some bleach on it and maybe make it look like pumpkin pie again, huh?
Sick freaks.
Who else we got?
We got Hyper Stick, Radio Graffiti.
Guess what, asshole?
Jesus Christ, no wonder you had to have some kind of a wave file there next to you.
Did you hear your voice?
Huh?
Do you hear your voice?
Um, what, asshole?
Shove It Up Your Ass00:08:59
I want to see your toolbox.
Jesus Christ, man.
I'm going to take a couple of more and then I'm getting out of here because, I mean, this is just too fruity.
Too fruity.
Fruitier than a box of fruit loops.
It's horrible.
512, Radio Graffiti.
Ghost of the Lizard in W. Schills, Equestrian Slack Pony Champ.
Yeah, shut up.
301, Radio Graffiti.
Hey, Ghost, did you get the clan newsletter?
Because I missed it last time.
Now, Jesus Christ, that sounds like one of those older fruits.
You know, that sounds like one of those older fruits.
You know what I'm talking about, right?
You know, you're in the gym, you're just trying to work out, you know, trying to get some cardio in.
And here comes this old pepper-haired bastard coming up to you saying, hey, yeah, you got good form over there.
You got good form.
And, you know, that's that asshole right there.
You know, those indirect fruits that are trying to get in your anal passage through good friendship and materialism.
That's that guy.
Who else we got?
603, you're on the air.
Radio graffiti.
Piece of crap.
706, radio graffiti.
Jesus Christ.
Let's take some Skype callers for Christ's sake.
Tom Plato, Radio Graffiti.
Fuck you, shove it up your ass.
Annan Suck Sausage, Radio Graffiti.
Yeah, hey, this is Mexi.
I want to give a shout out to all my fun junk bronies and Porta Shai.
Shove a brony up your ass.
Who else we got?
We got 709, Radio Graffiti.
Rosie Oshi Dianasvar.
Rosie.
Hold on, hold on.
Stay right there.
Stay right there because I think it's time.
I don't know about you.
I don't know about you, people.
I think it's time to play everybody's favorite game once again.
It's rest of the minority.
All right, I definitely hear something.
I hear some kind of quang there.
A little bit of quang in that voice.
A little bit of ethnic minority quang.
Put your guesses on the screen right now.
All right, let's go ahead.
Hey, 709, are you there?
Yes.
All right, keep talking for us.
Keep talking.
Keep singing whatever the hell you're singing or whatever.
All right, go ahead.
Keep deep on.
What do you want me to say?
Now, keep talking.
Keep talking.
Okay, I'll keep talking.
But what do you want me to talk about?
Are you a disgusting, smelly Polok?
No, I'm Russian.
No, don't lie.
Come on, D. Just because Russia took over Poland does not mean that you're Russian.
I sense some Polish hot dog smell coming from your arena right there.
You know what I'm saying?
I mean, give me a freaking break.
Get this Polish idiot out.
Get him off, for Christ's sake.
Anyway, we got five minutes left.
Let's do one more or two more, and then we're out of here.
909, Radio Graffiti.
Hey, ghost, I have about $500 in my bank account.
What should I do with it?
What I think you should do with it is buy gold, buy silver.
702, radio graffiti.
Radio graffiti.
Playing with your Peter Popper.
Who else we got?
405, Radio Graffiti.
You still haven't bleached my asshole.
You sick son of a bitch.
903, what's up?
Idiot.
American Militant, Radio Graffiti.
What?
Why don't you get it for that?
Jesus Christ, what is this, a half a tard or something?
Willie Nelson, radio graffiti.
I can suck my own dick before.
Well, Jesus Christ, if you can do that, what the hell are you doing calling me, huh?
Why don't you, you know, sit over there and suck on your own schlung head until you're into oblivion.
715 Radio Graffiti.
715 Radio Graffiti.
614 Radio Graffiti.
How are you doing today, Mr. Muslim man?
Is your son well?
That's a horrible Herbert attempt.
All right.
I mean, come back to me when you finally master it down, you fruit bowl.
646, Radio Graffiti.
I'm a Puerto Rican in praw, motherfucker.
Oh, yeah, you're Puerto Rican?
Damn right.
Oh, yeah, I bet you money you're collecting from the government or your mother's collecting from the government.
Am I right?
You're a lion.
You're a lying.
You're a goddamn liar, and you know it.
You know it.
You know you get free codfish from the government, and you know it.
I swear I don't.
Yeah, right.
I can hear that dwang.
Oh, honey.
Oh, honey, you need to go out to the store and you need to get me some more codfish.
You need to get me some more codfish from the store.
Boriqua, Marana, Boriqua, Adana, Boriqua.
Get out of here.
That's about enough.
I've had about enough of this show, for Christ's sake.
You know, I've had about enough.
I've been besmirched.
I've been belittled.
I've been insulted enough today.
All right, this is Fruit Bowl Wednesday, and I know everybody all wants shout-outs.
Everybody, oh, give me a shout-out, ghost.
Give me a shout-out.
Shove it up, your ass, all right, with a shout-out.
All right?
You people are disrespectful.
You people have besmirched my show.
You are besmirching capitalism, and you're besmirching me, and you idiots have no shame about it.
You people should be on your knees begging for forgiveness.
Instead, you're sitting here flapping your fat Dorito-stained fingers on the keyboard in an attempt to agitate my show for Christ's sake.
You people shouldn't even be graced with the personality presence of ghosts through this fiber optically connected world we call the internet.
And one more thing: if you happen to be listening to me and you're actually got me on speakers, you better hope that your girlfriend, your wife, your mammy, or your sister, or any female that's within the vicinity doesn't listen to this broadcast.
Because I guarantee you, if they're listening in, they're probably putting a couple of fingers up their snatch pipe right now, listening to the manly dominance that I'm throwing around this goddamn broadcast like it ain't shit.
So you better be careful if you're going to sit there listening to the True Capitalist Radio broadcast and listening to it over the speakers and having your girlfriend or having your mammy or having your sister around for Christ's sake.
Because I guarantee you, these broads are going to search for their nearest couple of little pocket rockets and they're going to put it in each and every orifice listening to ghost assert not only unbelievable, unfathomable personality and intellect, but manly dominance.
Manly dominance that's going to slap them upside their chin into reality for Christ's sake.
Give me a goddamn break.
Holy dog shit.
Anyway, folks, I am out of here, folks.
Thank you very much for tuning in with me.
Once again, follow me on Twitter.
The Twitter name to follow is Ghost Politics.
All one word, no underscores.
Ghost Politics.
Send me a little tweet.
Let me know what's going on.
Moreover, I'm probably, probably going to have a chat later on this evening.
All right?
Later on this evening.
So if you want to be a part of that, by God, follow me on Twitter.
And whenever I announce a little chat that I'm hosting, well, come back with us and break bread with us.
You know what I'm saying?
Let us know what you're all about.
Anyway, I don't know if I'm going to be doing a show tomorrow, folks.
I may have to conduct business.
I don't know.
Stay tuned for that, but I am definitely going to be here for Baller Friday.
I'm definitely going to be here for Baller Friday.
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It is in the air on whether or not I am going to conduct a broadcast.
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