True Capitalist Radio - July 8th, 2011 True Capitalist Radio Hosted By Ghost EP 124
Aired: 2011-07-08
Duration: 02:28:49


=== Market Decreases and Corn (15:08) ===

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[00:01:12]  Your host, the prognosticator of prognosticators, the man they call...
[00:01:17]  Thank you for tuning in with me to another edition of True Capitalist Radio.
[00:01:42]  And of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
[00:01:48]  And once again, folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
[00:01:51]  I hate to repeat it, but I love saying it.
[00:01:53]  It's Baller Friday for all the folks that are keeping track of the True Capitalist broadcast.
[00:01:58]  It is episode number 124, 124 for all the folks that are keeping track.
[00:02:05]  I'm glad it's Friday.
[00:02:06]  I'm glad it's the weekend.
[00:02:08]  I'm celebrating once again with some Johnny Walker blue label, baby, because it's beautiful.
[00:02:14]  It's smooth.
[00:02:15]  It's aged 20 plus years, baby.
[00:02:17]  You understand what I'm saying?
[00:02:19]  $300 plus dollar a bottle.
[00:02:22]  And I'm a capitalist, and I'm living lavish.
[00:02:25]  That's all I'm talking about.
[00:02:26]  Some of the investments that I bought them fed on a couple of weeks ago, even though we saw a little bit of a retraction based upon the Labor Department's releasing of the employment numbers that basically kicked the investment market in the teeth.
[00:02:44]  We saw a retraction in equities, folks, if you happen to be in the equities markets.
[00:02:48]  And the reason is, folks, is because the Labor Department released their little numbers on how many jobs were created in the United States in the month of June.
[00:03:01]  And they were expecting 90,000, 9-0, 90,000.
[00:03:09]  And we only got, I mean, what was it?
[00:03:11]  19,000.
[00:03:13]  You know, I mean, it just, it didn't even meet up to the economist expectations, for Christ's sake.
[00:03:18]  It was just horrible.
[00:03:20]  Even though the ADP numbers, which the ADP is the private accounting firm that controls the paycheck cutting of most of the small businesses across the United States and mid-sized businesses also, they saw an increase of job creation based upon the amount of payroll increases or the amount of increase of people on their ADP payrolls.
[00:03:46]  So that's what caused the big spike yesterday, anticipating that the ADP private report that came out yesterday was going to reflect the labor department's numbers today.
[00:03:58]  And it didn't.
[00:04:00]  But anyway, folks, let me tell you something right now, folks.
[00:04:03]  I wouldn't worry about this retraction.
[00:04:05]  All right, earnings season kicks off next week.
[00:04:07]  For all you folks that are unfamiliar with earnings season, that's when the public companies that are out here on these stock markets begin to release their quarter earnings report.
[00:04:20]  And the quarterly earnings are not going to reflect the labor statistics that seem to bring such dismal negative news to the stock market today.
[00:04:32]  But before we get into anything else, folks, I'd like for everybody to please, please retweet the broadcast.
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[00:05:18]  Let's get to the markets for Christ's sake.
[00:05:20]  And let's just get through this.
[00:05:22]  It's Baller Friday.
[00:05:23]  I want to take your calls.
[00:05:24]  So let's get through this.
[00:05:26]  Once again, we saw some negative numbers in the equities markets.
[00:05:30]  And the reason we saw negative numbers is because of the Labor Department's releasing of the amount of jobs that were created in the month of June.
[00:05:39]  Economists and all the street experts were expecting 90,000 jobs created, and there was only 19,000 jobs created.
[00:05:48]  So that's basically what tanked the market.
[00:05:50]  You had the investors running with their chicken, with their heads with their heads chopped off for Christ's sake.
[00:05:57]  I mean, they're flustered.
[00:05:58]  It makes me sick the amount of ballist investors that are out here not knowing and understanding the fundamental of investing for Christ's sake.
[00:06:08]  I mean, you should have seen the futures because I trade futures, folks.
[00:06:11]  I wake up at about 5.30 in the morning.
[00:06:13]  I trade futures.
[00:06:15]  All right, the futures were on the plus side this morning for the Dow Jones Industrials, NASDAQ, and SP.
[00:06:20]  All right.
[00:06:21]  Right when this Labor Department employment data came out, the thing tanked down to about negative 100 points in the futures market, for Christ's sake.
[00:06:31]  So I mean, once again, let's just wait till Monday.
[00:06:35]  It's going to kick off earnings season.
[00:06:37]  And let me tell you, if we start seeing good earnings come out in earnings season, these numbers aren't going to reflect anything.
[00:06:45]  As a matter of fact, it should tell people that since people are leaving, it's good bottom-feeding opportunities out here.
[00:06:51]  It's good bottom-feeding opportunities to capitalize.
[00:06:55]  So anyway, let's get through the markets.
[00:06:57]  Dow Jones Industrials is down 62.29 points today.
[00:07:01]  It was down as low as 100 plus points, but closed out down 62.29 points, a percentage decrease of 0.49%, closing out today at 12,657.20 points.
[00:07:15]  SP 500 closes down on the negative 9.42 points today, a percentage decrease of 0.70%, closing out today at 1,343.80 points.
[00:07:29]  NASDAQ closes out today on the negative side also, 12.85 points on the negative, closes down on the percentage of 0.45%, closing out today at 2,859.81 points, for Christ's sake.
[00:07:47]  Sorry if I'm stumbling over my own tongue like John Edwards trying to explain how he didn't know the law about funneling campaign funds to his disgusting rodent looking of a mistress.
[00:07:59]  But I'm trying to do like 80 things at once at this point in time.
[00:08:02]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:08:05]  You know how the engineer is.
[00:08:06]  The engineer, you know, no offense, engineer, but I got to do a lot of things here.
[00:08:11]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:08:12]  No offense engineer, right?
[00:08:16]  Yeah, none taken.
[00:08:18]  Anyway, it's Pauler Friday.
[00:08:20]  Let's get through the commodities.
[00:08:22]  The commodities took a hit also, folks.
[00:08:24]  I mean, you know, not many of them, but the ones that took a hit were definitely in the petroleum.
[00:08:29]  Let's start with Brent crude.
[00:08:31]  For all you folks that don't know what Brent crude futures are, it's the oil that shipped off into Europe and Asia.
[00:08:37]  It was down today, 32 cents, a percentage decrease of 0.27%, closing out today at $118.27 per barrel of red crude oil.
[00:08:48]  Gasoline futures still shot up somewhat today.
[00:08:51]  They were up $6.75, a percentage increase of 0.70%.
[00:08:57]  Heating oil futures saw a modest sell-off.
[00:09:00]  It was down 65 cents.
[00:09:02]  Natural gas saw an increase today.
[00:09:04]  I mean, remember, we saw a tank yesterday.
[00:09:06]  It saw some bottom feeders come in today.
[00:09:08]  It is up $0.08, a percentage increase of 2.15% in natural gas.
[00:09:14]  And WTI Sweet Crude, we were worried that we were going to see some $100 a barrel oil.
[00:09:20]  I still think that we are.
[00:09:21]  I think that this sell-off in WTI Sweet Crude is just a ballless investor reaction to what the numbers did to the equities markets today.
[00:09:35]  But once again, it is down $2.18, a percentage decrease of 2.21%.
[00:09:42]  Closing out WTI Sweet Crude today at $96.49 a barrel.
[00:09:50]  $96.49 a barrel for all you idiots that didn't understand that.
[00:09:54]  Anyway, let's get to agriculture's futures here.
[00:09:57]  We got canola up $2.
[00:09:59]  Cocoa saw a major sell-off today.
[00:10:01]  It is now $95, a percentage decrease of 2.98%.
[00:10:06]  Coffee is also down $5.30, a percentage decrease of 1.97%.
[00:10:13]  And corn, I mean, Jesus Christ, what the hell's going on here with corn?
[00:10:18]  All right?
[00:10:19]  I mean, you know, we're in the middle of this debt ceiling raising debate out here in Washington.
[00:10:25]  You know, the teabaggers and Republicans and the left-wingers are out here.
[00:10:30]  You know, they're debating on what should be cut, what shouldn't be cut, what initiatives should be put.
[00:10:37]  It's just a bunch of bureaucratic political nonsense, and they're playing Russian roulette with the American and world economy with this crap.
[00:10:46]  All right?
[00:10:47]  But a part of the deal, according to all reports, ethanol subsidies, and for all you folks that aren't aware what ethanol subsidies are, they're actual tax dollars that go to corn producers so they can purposely produce corn to refine into ethanol so that they can provide a supposed alternative energy resource to gasoline.
[00:11:13]  All right.
[00:11:14]  I know it sounds ridiculous.
[00:11:16]  It's been happening.
[00:11:17]  Out here in Texas, we actually have corn ethanol gas pumps, believe it or not.
[00:11:22]  I kid you not, we have that.
[00:11:24]  And taxpaying dollars are being taken out of our pockets so that we can burn food.
[00:11:30]  That's what we're doing here.
[00:11:31]  That's why we see increases in corn.
[00:11:33]  We're burning food, for Christ's sake.
[00:11:36]  Why we're seeing an increase right now in corn futures, I have no ideas.
[00:11:40]  The talk on Washington, D.C. is, is that they're going to end corn ethanol subsidies.
[00:11:46]  They're going to end corn ethanol subsidies.
[00:11:50]  So why are these idiots buying into the corn?
[00:11:53]  I have no idea, but it's ridiculous.
[00:11:56]  Corn is up, all right, $21.50.
[00:12:00]  That's a percentage increase of 3.49% on the day.
[00:12:04]  That's ridiculous.
[00:12:05]  Piece of chicken-eating cornbore crap.
[00:12:09]  Cotton is up 36 cents, a percentage increase of 32%.
[00:12:14]  We've got wheat futures up $3.25.
[00:12:17]  We've got sugar down.
[00:12:19]  Remember, we've been seeing dramatic increases in sugar.
[00:12:22]  We finally saw somewhat of a decrease today.
[00:12:25]  It is down 16 cents, a percentage decrease of 0.54%.
[00:12:30]  Soybean futures are up $8.75.
[00:12:33]  Lumber continues to see its bounce from yesterday.
[00:12:36]  It is up today, again, $7.60, a percentage increase of 2.90%.
[00:12:43]  We've got oat futures up $4.50, a percentage increase of 1.28%.
[00:12:50]  We've got soybean oil futures down 32 cents.
[00:12:54]  And the bullnose bulldykes definitely took control of the goddamn wool futures today.
[00:12:59]  Did everybody see wool?
[00:13:03]  Did everybody see wool for Christ's sake?
[00:13:05]  It is up $12 today, a percentage increase of 0.82%, for Christ's sake.
[00:13:11]  So we've got the definite bull-nose bulldykes taking control of that wool market.
[00:13:16]  Let's go to the metals, shall we?
[00:13:18]  We got a sell-off from the dramatic spike we saw yesterday in copper.
[00:13:23]  Copper is down today, $4.05, a percentage decrease of 0.91%.
[00:13:30]  We've got gold up.
[00:13:31]  I mean, obviously, you would think, you would think that if you see a decrease in equities, that you would at least see some kind of an increase in some commodity.
[00:13:43]  And finally, finally, we have the traditional method of investing finding itself in today's trading.
[00:13:52]  Because today, we did see gold up today.
[00:13:55]  Did everybody see gold today, for Christ's sake?
[00:13:58]  I mean, it was a decent price.
[00:13:59]  It was up $13.60, a percentage increase of 0.89%.
[00:14:05]  Closing gold out today at $1,544.20 per Troy ounce of gold.
[00:14:12]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:14:14]  Per Troy ounce of gold.
[00:14:16]  I mean, this ain't no joke.
[00:14:20]  Anyway, let me go ahead and get through the damn livestock futures, and I'm going to take your calls.
[00:14:27]  Live cattle is down 10 cents today, pretty modest decrease.
[00:14:30]  Same thing with cattle feeder.
[00:14:32]  It is down 15 cents.
[00:14:34]  And for all you assholes that like to shove a couple of ham bones down your gullet, lean hog futures are up modestly two cents.
[00:14:42]  And that, my friends, is the markets for your ass.
[00:14:49]  Woo!
[00:14:50]  Anyway, folks, I'm excited.
[00:14:52]  I know that we're seeing somewhat decreases today in the market.
[00:14:56]  But like I said, it was just a market reaction to the numbers that came out of the labor department.
[00:15:02]  We saw what the numbers that came out of ADP, and you can look that up and Google it for yourself.
[00:15:08]  It was very positive.

=== Reverse Stock Split Growth (12:07) ===

[00:15:10]  It looked like more people were on the privatization payroll.
[00:15:14]  And that's what fueled yesterday's rally.
[00:15:16]  Well, today, we've got a lot of people in here running scared because the Labor Department didn't meet up to the economist's expectations of 90,000 jobs produced in June.
[00:15:28]  Instead, we only produced 19,000.
[00:15:32]  So this is definitely very precarious.
[00:15:35]  And not to mention that we've got this debate of the debt ceiling going on out there in Washington.
[00:15:44]  And let me go ahead and delve right into that for Christ's sake because Obama had a news conference.
[00:15:49]  I mean, he had to, right?
[00:15:50]  I mean, he had to have a news conference after these dismal employment numbers coming out of his labor department.
[00:15:58]  So he got on the stage and was like, yeah, baby, you see what I'm saying?
[00:16:03]  Let me break it down to you why stimulus package two, baby, and why all my policies ain't brought no jobs up in this motherfucker.
[00:16:11]  Let me tell you why.
[00:16:13]  Because these motherfuckers over here got John Bona, you know, them fools out there in the tea bag.
[00:16:20]  They ain't playing ball with the debt ceiling, baby.
[00:16:24]  You understand what I'm saying?
[00:16:25]  They're sitting over here trying to make the debt ceiling something and trying to take out of our pocket, baby, trying to take power out of our pocket.
[00:16:33]  We ain't like that, baby.
[00:16:35]  And for all you folks that don't understand what that means, basically what he said was that the reason that there's uncertainty, you know, there's uncertainty in the markets is because of the debt ceiling.
[00:16:51]  And that's why we haven't had job growth.
[00:16:54]  Can you believe this crap?
[00:16:55]  He actually got on the air today.
[00:16:58]  You know, he got on the air and said, look, the reason that we have stunting job growth is because of the uncertainty and the debate and the increase of the debt ceiling.
[00:17:10]  And now, look, I'll give Obama this much credit.
[00:17:18]  I think that the debt ceiling is weighing on the conscience of not just investors, but small businesses, big businesses alike.
[00:17:26]  All right, I'll give him that.
[00:17:28]  But at the same time, I think that it's this big government expansion, big government over-regulation, potential overtaxation, for Christ's sake.
[00:17:39]  I mean, Obamacare.
[00:17:41]  I mean, can we go on and on?
[00:17:43]  This is why we're not having private jobs being created.
[00:17:46]  You've got the government trying to stifle American jobs.
[00:17:51]  On top of which, you know, you've got a world economy comprised of individuals that, I hate to say this, they're a lot more qualified for highly technical trade-skilled labor than those that are walking the American continent at this point in time.
[00:18:10]  I'm just saying.
[00:18:13]  I'm just saying.
[00:18:14]  But once again, if you happen to be in the markets, I think that everything's going to be just fine.
[00:18:19]  All right.
[00:18:20]  I mean, I think that the earnings are going to reflect that it wasn't as bad as these idiots are anticipating.
[00:18:27]  Because let me tell you what this labor jobs report says to me.
[00:18:31]  All right.
[00:18:31]  It says diddly squat.
[00:18:34]  Because let's be honest.
[00:18:35]  You know, what is the basic fundamental key of middle class and lower middle class economy?
[00:18:43]  It's entitlements.
[00:18:45]  You understand?
[00:18:46]  It's entitlements.
[00:18:47]  So even though we're not producing the so-called growth jobs out here, these people are still collecting their government cheese.
[00:18:55]  These people are still collecting their food cards.
[00:18:58]  They're still collecting their housing voucher programs.
[00:19:01]  They're still collecting all these government entitlements, and they're out there spending it.
[00:19:08]  They weren't spending it in February, March, April, because, hey, I mean, you know, the bottom line is that we saw a spike in energy costs.
[00:19:17]  We saw a definite spike in commodities costs.
[00:19:20]  You can look on the charts on both of those and see what I'm talking about.
[00:19:24]  And this is why you saw a retraction.
[00:19:26]  It's summertime now, baby.
[00:19:27]  You think that the middle class and the Poe in America are going to just sit back and not do anything for the summer?
[00:19:34]  You mean they're just going to have a Coke and a smile and throw a jersey to mean Joe Green?
[00:19:39]  No, they're not going to be able to do it.
[00:19:40]  You know what they're going to do?
[00:19:41]  They're going to go out.
[00:19:42]  They're going to save their money.
[00:19:44]  They're going to take trips.
[00:19:45]  They're going to go on the road.
[00:19:47]  They're going to go out spending.
[00:19:49]  They're going to buy the latest iPad or iPhone or whatever the hellever electronic gacket that's made out of China.
[00:19:57]  This is what they're doing.
[00:19:59]  Moreover, this is going to carry over into back to school because you know back to school.
[00:20:05]  Oh, everybody loves back to school.
[00:20:07]  Back to school.
[00:20:10]  I mean, you know, the parents are going to go out.
[00:20:13]  They're going to buy the kids new clothes, new threads.
[00:20:15]  You've got the college kids going to buy their kid all kinds of new dorm crap.
[00:20:21]  I'm telling you, I'm not joking.
[00:20:22]  This is going to extend.
[00:20:24]  I'm not worried about it.
[00:20:25]  Whenever I see a retraction like this, I think of bottom-feeding opportunities.
[00:20:30]  And just to let you in on one of my personal bottom-feeding opportunities, and let me tell you, I'm not one.
[00:20:36]  I'm not one who is big on any kind of penny stocks per se.
[00:20:43]  But I was one who understood that there was a lot of people going away from the markets about three weeks ago.
[00:20:51]  Everybody was going away from the markets.
[00:20:53]  Everybody was just kind of retracting, selling off, liquidating.
[00:20:57]  They were running scared.
[00:20:59]  I put some money, believe it or not, a little small chunk of change.
[00:21:02]  This was after I bottom-fed all the blue chips and mid-cap stocks, and even small caps, all right?
[00:21:10]  There's a little penny stock that was called STEM, which is Stem Cell Research.
[00:21:19]  It was trading at about 50 cents here about a week, two ago.
[00:21:23]  50 cents.
[00:21:24]  I bought in on it.
[00:21:25]  I'm not going to tell you how many shares because it'll make you jealous.
[00:21:30]  It'll make you salivate.
[00:21:31]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:21:31]  Yeah.
[00:21:32]  It was symbol STEM.
[00:21:35]  All right.
[00:21:36]  Then they had a reverse stock split.
[00:21:40]  So for every 10 shares that you owned, it was consolidated into one.
[00:21:48]  All right?
[00:21:50]  That's right.
[00:21:51]  Now, you know, usually reverse stock splits, people don't like that.
[00:21:54]  They don't like the fact that the amount of stock that they have outstanding is consolidated during these affairs.
[00:22:01]  Well, yeah, I stuck with it.
[00:22:03]  I mean, it was one of these things that I just threw money at because I had the money to blow.
[00:22:08]  You know, it was like tip money that I was probably going to go out and blow on 6th Street, threw it out here.
[00:22:13]  And did anybody see STEM today?
[00:22:15]  Now, when they had the reverse stock split, 10 for one reverse stock split, they had to change their symbol.
[00:22:23]  So their new symbol is STEMD.
[00:22:27]  All right.
[00:22:27]  Did everybody see this?
[00:22:29]  Did everybody see today, for Christ's sake?
[00:22:32]  Yeah, baby.
[00:22:33]  20 plus percent on my goddamn money, baby.
[00:22:37]  Woo!
[00:22:41]  Yeah, because I got to have it.
[00:22:44]  I've got to have it.
[00:22:47]  Yeah.
[00:22:48]  As a matter of fact, let me go ahead and take some of this drink of Johnny Walker blue label.
[00:22:54]  Cheers to all the true capitalists out there.
[00:22:56]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:22:57]  Cheers.
[00:22:57]  Oh, my God.
[00:23:00]  want to tell you, baby.
[00:23:01]  I don't want to tell you how many stocks I, but remember, it was a penny stock.
[00:23:04]  50 cents.
[00:23:06]  All right?
[00:23:06]  50 cents.
[00:23:07]  So just imagine how many, you know, I mean, just, oh, Jesus Christ.
[00:23:12]  I don't even want to talk about it.
[00:23:13]  50 cents a share.
[00:23:15]  You consolidate the reverse stock split.
[00:23:17]  It was going up after the stock split because when the reverse stock split of 10 for one happened, the damn price of the stock reconverted itself to like foreign change, I believe.
[00:23:29]  It went up and up and up and up, baby, because I've got to have it.
[00:23:36]  Anyway, that's why I'm saying when everybody's running from the market, it's time for you to check out some bottom-feeding opportunities.
[00:23:42]  But you've got to do research, baby.
[00:23:44]  You've got to look at what's popular.
[00:23:46]  And you want to know what made the spike today?
[00:23:47]  Did you hear?
[00:23:49]  They made a freaking human trachea.
[00:23:52]  You know, they made a synthetic human trachea for some fool out there in Switzerland or something out of guess what?
[00:23:59]  Stem cells, baby.
[00:24:01]  Woo!
[00:24:01]  I've got to have it.
[00:24:03]  Oh, man.
[00:24:05]  I'm telling you, baby.
[00:24:06]  Let me take a sip of this for Christ's sake.
[00:24:11]  I love it.
[00:24:12]  Anyway, let me take your call.
[00:24:13]  646-652-4869.
[00:24:16]  Obama says that the uncertainty in the economy and what's stunting job growth is the fact that we don't have any kind of resolution on the increase of the debt ceiling.
[00:24:29]  And I think that's a crap.
[00:24:32]  I think that it is not just him.
[00:24:35]  He's signing off on a lot of incompetent bills that have done nothing but increase the amount of debt that America has taken on.
[00:24:45]  Moreover, he's done absolutely nothing in the fiscal responsibility of this country.
[00:24:54]  So let me take your calls.
[00:24:55]  I want to hear from you.
[00:24:56]  What do you have to say about this?
[00:24:57]  646-652-4869 is the number to call.
[00:25:01]  Let's take some calls.
[00:25:02]  Area code 919, what's up?
[00:25:04]  You're on the horn.
[00:25:06]  Winter wrap-up.
[00:25:07]  Winter wrap-up.
[00:25:08]  Let's see.
[00:25:10]  Now, shut up.
[00:25:11]  817, you're on the horn.
[00:25:13]  All your little energy tricks with your little YouTube videos and give me a look right now.
[00:25:18]  Yeah, here we go.
[00:25:18]  Yeah, exactly.
[00:25:19]  Exactly.
[00:25:20]  Yeah, YouTube videos is right.
[00:25:22]  Enough, all right?
[00:25:25]  I'm not going to go there.
[00:25:27]  This is baller for.
[00:25:28]  I'm not letting you assholes ruin Baller Friday for me, baby.
[00:25:31]  I mean, I know that we saw some negative numbers here in the equities markets, but let me tell you, I'm capitalizing.
[00:25:38]  I'm making serious capital for Christ's sake.
[00:25:40]  I mean, look at this.
[00:25:41]  Listen to this.
[00:25:42]  Listen to this.
[00:25:44]  Listen.
[00:25:48]  That right there was a $35 sip, maybe a $40 sip, depending on how many.
[00:25:54]  Let me see if I'm gonna go to that glass.
[00:25:56]  Yeah, it was about a $40 sip right there, folks.
[00:26:00]  All right, Johnny Walker blue label, baby.
[00:26:05]  I love it, baby.
[00:26:06]  I love it.
[00:26:07]  And I'm not gonna let you idiots ruin Bowler Friday.
[00:26:10]  It's Baller Friday, for heaven's sake.
[00:26:14]  I'm not gonna sit here and let you idiots ruin it.
[00:26:16]  Let me go ahead and take some more callers.
[00:26:18]  646-652-4869.
[00:26:21]  We're supposed to be talking about Obama saying that the reason that we're not seeing job creation and the reason that we only created 19,000 jobs in June when we should have made, according to Economist, and according to his boys, like Goolsby and all the people that are advising him, we were expecting 90, 90,000.
[00:26:43]  90,000, and they were completely wrong.
[00:26:46]  And this is what set the stage of negative numbers today in the equities market.
[00:26:51]  I want to hear from you.
[00:26:52]  All right?
[00:26:54]  I want to hear from you.
[00:26:54]  Let's take some more callers here.
[00:26:56]  Area code 973, what's going on?
[00:26:59]  You're on the horn.
[00:27:00]  Hello.
[00:27:01]  Is that me?
[00:27:02]  That's you.
[00:27:03]  Okay.
[00:27:04]  Yeah.
[00:27:05]  You got some pretty crazy callers here today.
[00:27:08]  We have them every day, unfortunately, sir.
[00:27:10]  When you're a capitalist, you get a lot of liberal, feminist, you know, these, I don't know, profits.

=== Two Years of Joking Man (13:36) ===

[00:27:17]  Oh, my God.
[00:27:18]  I don't even want to talk.
[00:27:19]  I don't want to talk about it.
[00:27:20]  They're really, really bad scoundrel type of individual.
[00:27:24]  But go ahead.
[00:27:24]  Well, yeah, let's cut to the chase.
[00:27:27]  Well, yeah, you're right about the whole Obama thing being a bunch of crap.
[00:27:32]  But honestly, I don't think extending the debt ceiling is really a problem.
[00:27:36]  I mean, what we need to do, we got to invest in exporting, particularly to Equestria.
[00:27:48]  Get this idiot.
[00:27:49]  Get him off.
[00:27:50]  You know what?
[00:27:50]  You need to realize that these things that we're discussing is not a joke.
[00:27:55]  All right?
[00:27:56]  It's not a joke.
[00:27:58]  All right?
[00:27:59]  Stupid morons.
[00:28:02]  Let me explain something to you, idiots.
[00:28:05]  And for you folks that are wondering what the hell he was talking about, you've got these stupid bronies, you know, these stupid assholes who have invaded my show.
[00:28:22]  for my attention.
[00:28:24]  But this particular group, believe it or not, believe it or not, it is a group of males that are over the age of 18 that come together.
[00:28:34]  And what brings them together, their common cause, is liking the cartoon that was meant for eight-year-old girls, My Little Pony.
[00:28:45]  I kid you not, My Little Pony.
[00:28:47]  I'm not joking.
[00:28:48]  Now, you know, I don't mean to get off on a rant here, but there was an interesting article that was forwarded to me by somebody, and of course it was an anonymous person, but whoever it was, I appreciate it.
[00:29:02]  It's about a man out of Michigan, all right?
[00:29:06]  A man out of Michigan who is charged for having sex with a horse.
[00:29:11]  Yeah.
[00:29:12]  Yeah, I'm not joking.
[00:29:13]  You know, a man out of Michigan having sex with a horse, and it wasn't his first count of having sex with a horse.
[00:29:20]  I kid you not.
[00:29:22]  I mean, you would think that, hey, oh, Jesus Christ.
[00:29:25]  I mean, maybe the guy got hard up, drunk, you know, coked up, he harrowined out and tripped out on acid, smoked peyote, you know, took lewd, whatever the case might be, right?
[00:29:35]  No, this is his second count.
[00:29:38]  The guy, guess what?
[00:29:40]  He did time in 2001 for having sexual intercourse with, guess what?
[00:29:47]  Guess what he had?
[00:29:47]  Guess what he had intercourse with?
[00:29:49]  A freaking pony!
[00:29:51]  A freaking pony, you idiots!
[00:29:54]  I mean, this guy got started off with this sick, sadistic, sexual bibiant behavior because of my little pony, my little pony, my little pony.
[00:30:08]  I'm not joking, man.
[00:30:09]  And when you've got these sick sadistic idiots out here trying to make some kind of a case like, oh, yeah, we're bronies and we're so cool, and we're going to call your show, and we're going to be proud.
[00:30:22]  And that's disgusting.
[00:30:23]  Here's the article for all you folks that don't believe me.
[00:30:26]  There it is right there.
[00:30:27]  There it is right there for all you brony little fruit bowls out there that think there's nothing wrong with us.
[00:30:33]  There it is right there.
[00:30:36]  Jesus Christ.
[00:30:37]  I mean, I'm sorry, folks.
[00:30:38]  This is supposed to be Baller Friday here.
[00:30:40]  I know.
[00:30:40]  We're supposed to be talking about this, but of course, I mean, I am a target for a lot of groups out here who don't appreciate my commentary because I'm delivering capitalist fervor with no type of regard for anybody's feelings because I don't care.
[00:30:59]  And as a result of that, we have a lot of people that are trying to cause mischief on the show.
[00:31:05]  They're trying to deviate the show and other types of areas that we don't want.
[00:31:13]  So anyway, we're supposed to be talking about Obama.
[00:31:18]  He said that the reason that there is job stunting, quote unquote, is because of the uncertainty of the debt ceiling.
[00:31:26]  Think it's ridiculous that he blames the lack of job creation not on his policies, not on his tenure as president, not on his party, which had complete and total control of the government for two years.
[00:31:42]  No, no, no, no.
[00:31:43]  It's because of the debt ceiling debates.
[00:31:47]  Oh, yes, we can.
[00:31:49]  Yes, we can.
[00:31:50]  Get out of here for Christ's sake.
[00:31:52]  Come on, Mr. President.
[00:31:54]  Come on, man.
[00:31:55]  Come on, man.
[00:31:58]  Jesus Christ.
[00:32:01]  Anyway, and let me tell you, the Republicans ain't doing much better, all right?
[00:32:06]  The Speaker of the House, which is supposed to be, I guess, the new, what, the right-wing mouthpiece, or the John Boner, you know, this asshole who's the Speaker of the House.
[00:32:15]  This guy's supposed to be the, you know, asshole who's supposed to be the opposition to the left.
[00:32:20]  This idiot is a joke, too.
[00:32:22]  This idiot is an utter joke because he came out today trying to, you know, look like John Wayne or something, saying, well, I don't see little chance of making a quick deficit deal.
[00:32:36]  I just don't see it at all.
[00:32:39]  Yeah, I just don't care about my children.
[00:32:47]  My kids.
[00:32:50]  I mean, that's what this idiot was saying, man.
[00:32:52]  Damn John Boner up in here.
[00:32:56]  I mean, if you've got John Boner saying that he doesn't see a quick resolution to this debt ceiling, and you have Obama saying a lot of the same language, this doesn't look good for American economics.
[00:33:10]  You know, this doesn't look good for world economics, for that matter.
[00:33:14]  And I think it's a disgrace that us as American people are just sitting by while these scumbags in Washington are playing Russian roulette with our economy.
[00:33:22]  And I think it's a disgrace because let me tell you something.
[00:33:24]  If the government shuts down and everybody doesn't get paid, these scumbags in Washington still get paid.
[00:33:31]  Oh, yeah, they still get paid.
[00:33:33]  They're still working.
[00:33:34]  It's a disgrace, man.
[00:33:38]  So anyway, I think, let me just take some more callers here.
[00:33:42]  We're talking about Obama saying that, yeah, baby, the reason ain't no jobs is because of the debt ceiling, baby.
[00:33:50]  We didn't talk about it.
[00:33:51]  And then you've got John Boner saying, you know, I just don't see a debt ceiling deal happening anytime soon because my kids are just hearing from you.
[00:34:12]  646-652-4869 is the number to call.
[00:34:17]  I know this is the new America that we have to deal with, but welcome to it, huh?
[00:34:21]  Welcome to it.
[00:34:23]  Let's take some calls.
[00:34:24]  Have you got any calls, Engineer?
[00:34:30]  All right, Area Code 251, what's up?
[00:34:32]  You're on the horn.
[00:34:34]  Hey, man, what's up?
[00:34:36]  How's it going?
[00:34:38]  All right.
[00:34:38]  Okay, I totally agree with you.
[00:34:39]  The reason that nothing is happening up at Capitol Hill is because, okay, so Republicans have control of Congress.
[00:34:46]  On the other hand, Democrats have control of the White House.
[00:34:48]  So the Republicans are shooting.
[00:34:52]  Hold on, son.
[00:34:53]  What about the first two years?
[00:34:55]  What about the first two years when the Democrats had complete and total control of the government?
[00:34:59]  What about that?
[00:35:00]  No, no, no.
[00:35:01]  I know.
[00:35:02]  They didn't do anything.
[00:35:03]  Obama was trying to, like, I mean, I'm not a fan of Obama.
[00:35:07]  What was he trying to do back then?
[00:35:09]  What was Stimulus Package 2 about?
[00:35:10]  Explain that.
[00:35:13]  Okay.
[00:35:14]  I'll be honest.
[00:35:15]  I don't.
[00:35:16]  I wasn't really paying attention to Obama when he was.
[00:35:18]  No, of course you weren't.
[00:35:20]  You want to know what you're doing?
[00:35:21]  Calling up, trying to debate me, a man with substance, with talking head points that Keith Four Eyes fathead Oberman gave you, or that disgusting bull-nosed bulldyke.
[00:35:33]  What the hell is that bitch's name on MSNBC?
[00:35:36]  I don't even give a crap about her to know her name, for Christ's sake, but these stupid, dumb-talking heads.
[00:35:43]  It's ridiculous.
[00:35:45]  Give me a break.
[00:35:46]  Of course, you can't explain stimulus package two.
[00:35:49]  Of course, you can't explain why nothing was transpired in the first two years of Barack Obama's presidency, given the fact that the Democrats controlled the House and the Senate.
[00:36:01]  And the reason is, is because during those two years, son, during those two years, Barack Obama and the liberals and the Democrats bailed out Wall Street.
[00:36:12]  All right, let me repeat that again so it can get stuck into your stupid little head.
[00:36:16]  They gave our tax money to Wall Street.
[00:36:20]  They gave our tax money to recapitalize all these stupid loser businesses out here that were supposed to be in limbo.
[00:36:27]  All right, why don't you just Google up stimulus package two and just read all the expenditures of the $1 trillion that was given out to everybody?
[00:36:39]  All right?
[00:36:39]  Everybody.
[00:36:41]  I mean, everybody from Captain Morgan, they got a piece of that, eh?
[00:36:44]  The pornographic industry.
[00:36:46]  Yeah.
[00:36:46]  Yeah, that's right.
[00:36:47]  Porno got a bailout.
[00:36:51]  Read it for yourself.
[00:36:53]  I mean, you know, it's like $20 million to study pig odor at some stupid shitbag university.
[00:37:01]  Yeah.
[00:37:01]  I'm not joking, man.
[00:37:03]  This was supposed to be the stimulus package, and instead, the American people thought, yeah, Barack Obama, he's going to come in, he's going to give us, yes, we can.
[00:37:11]  He's going to do this, he's going to do that.
[00:37:13]  No, he didn't do anything.
[00:37:14]  He sold us all out.
[00:37:15]  He put us more in debt.
[00:37:18]  He made us cut and run out of Iraq.
[00:37:20]  Now that these goddamn Shiites think that they can take control of the country, the Iranians are just waiting to come in and consolidate power over there in Iran, for Christ's sake.
[00:37:30]  Afghanistan is falling apart because we've got unrest happening right across the border in Pakistan.
[00:37:37]  I mean, this has got to be one of the most disgusting disgraces.
[00:37:42]  And I'm not just talking about Barack Obama.
[00:37:44]  I'm talking about the entire Washington, D.C., left and right wing.
[00:37:48]  Doesn't matter who you voted for.
[00:37:50]  This has got to be one of the most disgusting displays of supposed public service in American history.
[00:37:58]  All right?
[00:38:00]  I'm serious.
[00:38:01]  It's disgusting.
[00:38:02]  And, you know, what I'm suggesting, and I've always suggested this, but of course the American people aren't going to do it because we're such star fuckers.
[00:38:10]  And excuse my French for all the folks that are taken aback by that language, but we're just such star fuckers out here that there is no way we would ever do something like this.
[00:38:19]  But what I've suggested is why don't we just all vote for utter idiots?
[00:38:25]  You know, people that have no interest in right-wing.
[00:38:29]  I'm just nobody that has any kind of interest in campaign contribution accounts or any just vote for utter morons and elect them.
[00:38:40]  All right.
[00:38:41]  If they're running in the Democrat, Republican, don't elect those bricks.
[00:38:46]  Elect an utter buffoon.
[00:38:47]  You know, I'm not joking.
[00:38:50]  I mean, we don't need any more career politicians.
[00:38:54]  You know, we need a whole reset of the government.
[00:38:57]  And, you know, the only way we can do that is if we advocate that it doesn't matter what party it is, let's just go in and let's just flush out all these career politicians.
[00:39:07]  And let me tell you, these career politicians ain't going to hurt when they get out of office either.
[00:39:12]  I mean, you know, you take a look at Anthony Weiner.
[00:39:15]  You know, even though this idiot, you know, screwed himself out of his own political career, this idiot is going to still leave with, what, what, $5, $10 million in his campaign contribution account, tax-free.
[00:39:27]  Yeah.
[00:39:27]  Yeah.
[00:39:28]  They actually, you know, once politicians are no longer in power, they can keep all the money in their campaign contribution accounts and put it in their personal bank accounts tax-free.
[00:39:42]  All right?
[00:39:43]  So that's why I'm saying, I mean, we have to realize as American people, if we're going to continue to think that we're free, you know, we have to remember that, you know, it is against our interests.
[00:39:55]  And I'm talking about taxpayers.
[00:39:57]  Screw the Poe in America that are just mooching off of us.
[00:40:00]  Now, I'm not talking about working Poe.
[00:40:03]  Now, if you are a working Poe person, like, let's say, you know, you ain't collecting off the government.
[00:40:08]  You understand?
[00:40:09]  You ain't collecting off government cheese.
[00:40:12]  But, you know, you just, you know, you're unskilled.
[00:40:14]  You know, you don't have much education.
[00:40:16]  But you want to do things on your own.
[00:40:20]  And the only thing you can do is get minimum wage jobs or a combination of minimum wage jobs.
[00:40:25]  I'm not talking about you when I say the Poe in America.
[00:40:28]  I'm not talking about you.
[00:40:30]  All right, because you're a capitalist.
[00:40:32]  It doesn't matter how much money you make.
[00:40:34]  It doesn't matter what material possessions you have.
[00:40:37]  As long as you're out there generating your own source of income and you're contributing in a fashion that is of a labor-oriented private enterprise-based occupation.

=== Theatrical Makeup and Gwar (05:56) ===

[00:40:53]  That's all there is to it.
[00:40:54]  I'm talking about the Poe that are just like, yeah, baby, it's the first of the month.
[00:40:59]  Wake up, wake up, wake up.
[00:41:01]  It's the first of the month.
[00:41:03]  I'm talking about those Poe people.
[00:41:04]  I'm talking about the white pieces of trailer trash who continue to provide NASCAR with ratings.
[00:41:12]  I'm talking about, yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
[00:41:14]  I don't care what race they are.
[00:41:17]  People are saying, oh, he don't like black people.
[00:41:19]  I don't like idiots.
[00:41:22]  I don't like morons.
[00:41:24]  I don't care what race they are.
[00:41:26]  I don't care what age they are.
[00:41:28]  I don't care what gender they are.
[00:41:30]  I mean, we should be living in the age of modernity here.
[00:41:35]  We're living in the age where the first 150-year person has been born on this planet.
[00:41:41]  And in 40 years, the first 1,000-year old person will be born on this planet.
[00:41:47]  I mean, I kid you not.
[00:41:49]  I mean, in my personal opinion, we should be a lot more farther advanced than this, but we're still dealing with the primitive human concepts of those that can't adopt, you know, not necessarily adopt, but can necessarily comprehend and understand and enlighten themselves that this is a new age, that this is a new world.
[00:42:09]  This isn't some old world primitive concept that's going to be dominated by theocracy or primitive political romanticism or any kind of ridiculous, dumbass, prehistoric social order concept.
[00:42:24]  And that's all there is to it.
[00:42:27]  646-652-4869 is the number to call here.
[00:42:31]  I want to hear from you.
[00:42:32]  What do you got to say about this whole debt ceiling nonsense?
[00:42:36]  What do you think about you, this John Boner talking all this crap?
[00:42:40]  What do you think?
[00:42:41]  All right?
[00:42:42]  What do you think?
[00:42:44]  Erico 209, you're on the horn.
[00:42:46]  What's up?
[00:42:47]  Hello.
[00:42:50]  That's not funny.
[00:42:52]  919, what's up?
[00:42:55]  The game.
[00:42:57]  It's an old meme and it's stupid.
[00:42:59]  503, what's up?
[00:43:03]  Oh, hey, well, Ghost.
[00:43:05]  How's it going?
[00:43:07]  Just want to say Johnny Walker Blue Label, baby.
[00:43:10]  That's right, man.
[00:43:11]  Johnny Walker Blue Label's the best.
[00:43:12]  And not only that, I just like Scotch in general.
[00:43:15]  I like good old-aged Scotch.
[00:43:18]  $40 sips, baby.
[00:43:20]  That's what I'm talking about.
[00:43:22]  You know, that's what these people don't understand.
[00:43:23]  You know, they're just going to sit there and watch you take a $40 sip out of a nice Johnny Walker blue label drink, and they're just going to be like, man, screw that MoPo, man.
[00:43:35]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:43:36]  People out here talking all that garbage, baby.
[00:43:39]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:43:39]  He's sitting over there drinking a $400 bottle of Scotch, baby.
[00:43:44]  That ain't cool, baby.
[00:43:45]  He need to be sharing that with me, baby.
[00:43:47]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:43:48]  That's what he needs.
[00:43:49]  He said that with me, baby.
[00:43:51]  Well, you know what?
[00:43:52]  Here's a $40 sip of Johnny Walker blue label.
[00:43:55]  Cheers to all the true capitalists throughout the world.
[00:43:59]  Let me go ahead and take a sip here.
[00:44:06]  That's some good stuff, man.
[00:44:09]  Anyway, we're supposed to be talking about Obama, debt ceiling, John Boner, and all these idiots.
[00:44:15]  I want to hear from you.
[00:44:16]  Let's take some Sky Callers here.
[00:44:18]  GGC Tuck, what's up?
[00:44:20]  You're on the horn.
[00:44:22]  Carry off Annelie, carry off Annale.
[00:44:25]  Tell you, Annelie, carry off Annale.
[00:44:28]  Jesus Christ, what is this?
[00:44:29]  What do I got?
[00:44:30]  Satanists now calling me up for Christ's sake?
[00:44:32]  I mean, that's all I need is these idiot satanic bands that are calling me up and they're trying to send subliminal messages so that they can get these losers to buy their album on iTunes or something.
[00:44:45]  You know what I mean?
[00:44:47]  I mean, I hate kind of like pseudo-satanic music.
[00:44:51]  You know what I'm talking about.
[00:44:52]  These wannabe metal heads.
[00:44:56]  Yeah, dude, Satan is good.
[00:44:58]  Satan is my pal.
[00:45:00]  I mean, what a bunch of crap.
[00:45:02]  You know, anybody who falls for any of this pseudo-subliminal messagery that's put into modern-day entertainment recordings, you obviously deserved whatever happens from listening to a simple audiophile.
[00:45:17]  All right?
[00:45:18]  Stupid idiots.
[00:45:21]  And don't blame Satan.
[00:45:23]  Blame your simplistic brain.
[00:45:25]  Blame your lack of cognitive understanding.
[00:45:29]  That's what you need to blame.
[00:45:30]  All right?
[00:45:31]  Yeah.
[00:45:31]  Like the assholes from Gwar, you know?
[00:45:35]  Go kill your family.
[00:45:37]  Meat, dun, Sandwich.
[00:45:42]  I mean, like Gwar.
[00:45:44]  These stupid scumbags are going to get you to kill your family and get you to do this.
[00:45:48]  If you do that because of guar, you're an idiot.
[00:45:51]  I mean, do you even know how Gwar even came about as a band?
[00:45:55]  I mean, there were fruity-ass little bastards going to college for theatrical makeup.
[00:46:02]  Yeah.
[00:46:03]  Oh, did I break your bubble?
[00:46:06]  Oh, it's a fact.
[00:46:10]  All right?
[00:46:10]  It's a fact.
[00:46:12]  Gwar was, you know, it was inspired because all these idiots knew each other from their little theatrical makeup class from theater arts, from whatever little pussywhip college that they went to.
[00:46:26]  And then they realized that there wasn't much money to be made in theatrical makeup.
[00:46:31]  So they decided to utilize their theatrical makeup to their advantage and gather up a whole bunch of ghoulish-looking, stupid costumes that they still use to this day, and make shift some stupid, dumb metal songs because what is metal?

=== International Law and Consulate (16:02) ===

[00:46:49]  I mean, really.
[00:46:50]  I mean, you know, metal died with dime bag Daryl.
[00:46:53]  You know it, and I know it.
[00:46:55]  All right.
[00:46:55]  Well, what is metal nowadays?
[00:46:56]  It's three or four chord crap.
[00:46:59]  That's all it is.
[00:47:00]  I mean, you're lucky to get a fourth chord, for Christ's sake.
[00:47:03]  I mean, it's a.
[00:47:08]  I mean, it's stupid.
[00:47:09]  It's stupid, man.
[00:47:11]  Can we get a little bit more originality going on in music, please?
[00:47:14]  If you're a musician taking offense to this because, oh, dude, it's not how metal is, dude.
[00:47:19]  Metal's good, dude.
[00:47:21]  It's good.
[00:47:22]  Well, why don't you impress me then, ass clown?
[00:47:25]  Why don't you impress me with some kind of good scaly type guitar riff in between that stupid little three or four chord strumming that you do on a habitual basis, for Christ's sake?
[00:47:39]  Jesus Christ.
[00:47:40]  Anyway, I'm sorry, folks.
[00:47:43]  I mean, these people are making me go off on tirates, for Christ's sake, man.
[00:47:46]  They're pissing me off.
[00:47:50]  Anyway, let me move on to the next subject matter because it's obvious you people don't care about the debt ceiling being raised.
[00:47:57]  I mean, on the contrary, we've got so many scumbags in this chat room right now that actually want the United States to default on its debts.
[00:48:04]  That's what's bad about this.
[00:48:06]  All right?
[00:48:07]  It's disgraceful.
[00:48:08]  That's what it is.
[00:48:09]  This is disgraceful.
[00:48:10]  This is hey, welcome to shitbag America, because that's what we're living in, for Christ's sake.
[00:48:15]  Anyway, let me move on to the next subject matter.
[00:48:17]  Nobody's talking about President Obama.
[00:48:19]  Nobody's talking about John Boner.
[00:48:21]  Let's go ahead and talk about something else.
[00:48:22]  Let's talk about a little bit of Texas, baby.
[00:48:27]  Yeah, that's right.
[00:48:28]  Let's talk a little bit about the greatest state in the Union.
[00:48:31]  Let's talk a little bit about the greatest piece of real estate on the face of the planet.
[00:48:37]  Let's talk a little bit about Texas, baby.
[00:48:41]  Well, anyway, we had some in a recent execution, because we like to kill these sons of bitches out here in Texas.
[00:48:49]  Oh, yeah, are you kidding me?
[00:48:51]  You come out here, kill somebody.
[00:48:53]  We're going to make sure that we put your ass on death row and get your ass out of this world so that you can no longer cause anybody any kind of infringement on their personal life, personal property, or infringing upon their personal freedoms.
[00:49:11]  All right, you don't mess with Texas.
[00:49:12]  You come on down here and talk garbage.
[00:49:15]  You get your ass pistol whipped with some nice old school Texas state trooper glasses.
[00:49:23]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:49:25]  Anyway, the only reason that I am bringing Texas up is because, believe it or not, the United Nations, oh, the United Nations is actually getting uppity that we executed some scumbag.
[00:49:40]  You know, what the hell is this idiot's name for Christ's sake?
[00:49:43]  I mean, I don't even care what his name is, but it's pretty ridiculous.
[00:49:48]  All right?
[00:49:48]  His name was Leal Garcia.
[00:49:52]  All right?
[00:49:53]  The United Nations is pissing and moaning saying that Texas broke international law by executing this disgusting, smelly scumbag.
[00:50:06]  Yeah.
[00:50:07]  That we broke international law by not allowing him to talk to, you know, somebody from the Mexican consulate.
[00:50:14]  You know?
[00:50:15]  Are you kidding?
[00:50:16]  This guy was convicted of raping and killing a 16-year-old girl and leaving her in a damn ditch to die.
[00:50:27]  All right?
[00:50:28]  And that's all there is to it.
[00:50:31]  All right?
[00:50:33]  That's all there is to it, for Christ.
[00:50:34]  It's just sick.
[00:50:35]  It's sick.
[00:50:36]  And then the United Nations, this international consortium of jerk dick proportions are sitting over here trying to wave their finger at Texas, saying that we broke international law by implementing our justice upon a person that broke our laws.
[00:50:55]  I mean, look, United Nations, why don't you piss off, all right?
[00:50:59]  I mean, you have already proven your significance, moot.
[00:51:04]  All right?
[00:51:05]  You are no longer needed as the supposed overlord of the international community as some international bureaucratic consortium that's supposed to bring peace on earth.
[00:51:15]  It didn't happen, all right?
[00:51:17]  You're a manukant-inspired League of Nations that spawned into the United Nations has not worked.
[00:51:26]  All right?
[00:51:26]  The whole world is in disorder.
[00:51:28]  All right?
[00:51:30]  You're an international bureaucratic bunch of garbage, and now you've got the audacity to sit here and wave your finger in my face.
[00:51:38]  And when I say my face, I speak for Texas, baby.
[00:51:41]  Let me tell you something.
[00:51:42]  I love Texas.
[00:51:43]  Out here in Texas, we force the children out here in the state of Texas to say the Texas Pledge of Allegiance before they say the American Pledge of Allegiance.
[00:51:52]  That's a true story, boy.
[00:51:54]  That's a goddamn true story, all right?
[00:51:57]  But let me tell you something.
[00:51:58]  I think it's a rather disgrace that these United Nations scumbags are going to sit over here and talk garbage to Texas.
[00:52:05]  I think it's a disgrace.
[00:52:06]  All right?
[00:52:08]  And I want to thank God that Rick Perry, Governor Rick Perry, didn't get swayed by the federal government trying to say, oh, we don't think that you should go and execute Leo Garcia because he needs to talk to some Mexicans at the Mexican consulate.
[00:52:27]  I'm glad that Rick Perry did not get scared by the goddamn United Nations by waving their finger and Rick Perry said, you know what? Execute this bean and cheese son of a bitch for raping and killing a 16-year-old girl and leaving her in a goddamn ditch like she was some disgusting piece of disposable road trash.
[00:52:48]  All right?
[00:52:49]  I'm glad that he was executed.
[00:52:51]  And let me tell you something.
[00:52:52]  Cheers to Rick Perry for having nuts.
[00:52:55]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:52:56]  And not bowing down to a bunch of bureaucratic nonsense.
[00:52:59]  And let me tell you, I cannot wait.
[00:53:01]  You know, I cannot wait till Rick Perry finally announces that he's running for president because you people are, you liberals that are flapping your fat Cheeto-stained fingers on the keyboard, trying to get me riled up, trying to ruin my baller Friday.
[00:53:15]  You idiots, wait until there's a Texan in the White House.
[00:53:19]  You ain't going to be talking all that liberal, long-haired, hippie, bad-wedding garbage once there's a goddamn Texan in the White House, baby.
[00:53:27]  And I can't wait, baby.
[00:53:28]  I can't wait.
[00:53:28]  Let me go ahead and tell you a chug of this here.
[00:53:34]  I mean, it'd be beautiful, baby, a Texan in the White House, baby.
[00:53:37]  That's when the whole world will start shaking in their boots, for Christ's sake.
[00:53:41]  You understand?
[00:53:42]  You know, we don't take nothing down here in Texas.
[00:53:46]  Jesus Christ.
[00:53:47]  We're suffering from one of the worst droughts in our history.
[00:53:50]  And are we pissing and moaning about it?
[00:53:51]  No, we're not.
[00:53:53]  All right?
[00:53:54]  You know, we're dealing with it.
[00:53:55]  That's what we do down here in Texas.
[00:53:57]  We deal with it.
[00:53:58]  You know, we're not out here.
[00:54:00]  No, no.
[00:54:03]  Shut up.
[00:54:06]  God bless Texas.
[00:54:07]  Let me go ahead and take some calls here.
[00:54:09]  What do you think about this?
[00:54:10]  Do you think the United Nations had any kind of legitimacy to say that Texas broke international law because we didn't let some rapist murderers, some rapist murderer of a minor talk to the Mexican consulate?
[00:54:26]  I'd like to hear your opinion.
[00:54:27]  What do you think about this?
[00:54:28]  646-652-4869 is the number to call.
[00:54:31]  I'd like somebody to defend this stupid scumbag and see what's going on.
[00:54:35]  563, what's up?
[00:54:37]  You're on the horn.
[00:54:38]  Cool, is that me?
[00:54:39]  Yeah, it's you, man.
[00:54:41]  Awesome.
[00:54:42]  Well, kind of, sorry to say, I want to go kind of backtrack on one of the things you comed out earlier.
[00:54:46]  I wanted to comment about the whole horse thing that you mentioned earlier in the show.
[00:54:52]  You know what?
[00:54:53]  I'm not even going to let you go through it because you're probably one of these brony jerk dicks that are going to go into some attempt at a spam troll, like, my little pony, my little.
[00:55:04]  We don't want to hear it, all right?
[00:55:05]  There's something wrong with you, idiots, all right?
[00:55:08]  I know that you don't want to admit it.
[00:55:09]  You don't want to face up to it, and I'm bringing it up to your attention.
[00:55:12]  It's bothering you in the heart, and the only way that you can remedy that is to sit here and call me and agitate my show.
[00:55:19]  But there's something wrong with you, stupid scumbags.
[00:55:22]  So stop it.
[00:55:24]  All right, we're supposed to be talking about Texas, boy.
[00:55:27]  I don't want to hear about no goddamn stupid little over-feminine fruity asses that are over the age of 18 and that are males that like my little pony.
[00:55:35]  I'm talking about Texas, boy.
[00:55:37]  I'm sitting over here talking garbage.
[00:55:39]  God, I'm glad I'm living in Texas.
[00:55:41]  I'll tell you that right now.
[00:55:43]  God bless Texas.
[00:55:44]  Area code 601, you're on the horn.
[00:55:46]  What's up?
[00:55:47]  Hey, ghost.
[00:55:49]  I'd just like to talk about science for a second, if you don't mind.
[00:55:52]  Go ahead.
[00:55:52]  I'll get back to Texas.
[00:55:53]  I'll get back to Texas.
[00:55:55]  Go ahead.
[00:55:57]  Scientists have discovered, and this is all new, that TV.
[00:56:02]  Well, hold on.
[00:56:03]  I don't want to talk about science, all right?
[00:56:05]  I mean, can we talk about the subject that I want to talk about?
[00:56:08]  Can you shove your stupid little subjects up your clogged up poopers?
[00:56:12]  We're talking about Texas.
[00:56:14]  All right?
[00:56:14]  We're talking about Texas up in here.
[00:56:18]  Stupid morons.
[00:56:19]  We've got the United Nations waving their fingers in Texas's face as if we broke international law because we executed some rapist scumbag, some rapist killer scumbag, because we didn't let him talk Spanish to some idiot that is a representative of the Mexican consulate.
[00:56:37]  All of a sudden, we break international law.
[00:56:40]  What a joke.
[00:56:41]  Screw you, the United Nations.
[00:56:44]  Area code 201, you're on the horn.
[00:56:49]  You're playing with your Peter Popper.
[00:56:51]  832, you're on the horn.
[00:56:54]  Hey, Kevin, I just wanted to say, I think technically we did break international law.
[00:56:58]  North Korea signed this agreement, so did Cuba and so forth.
[00:57:01]  Iran, too.
[00:57:02]  Technically, we did agree, but do you honestly think the UN is going to do anything?
[00:57:07]  I think they're just going to sit there and just say whatever the hell they want and be butthurt about it, and they're not going to do anything.
[00:57:12]  What do you think?
[00:57:12]  Well, you know, I think what we should be doing something about it.
[00:57:15]  I think that the United States should be doing something about it and say, oh, yeah, well, why don't we just cut the funding, which is 70% coming from our side, to the United Nations and see what kind of floundering piece of garbage international institution you'll be after that.
[00:57:31]  I'm all over that, UN.
[00:57:33]  Jesus Christ.
[00:57:34]  I mean, that's all I'm saying, man.
[00:57:36]  Can some of the politicians that are supposed to be representing the American people in Washington, can't these people get a little bit of balls and start realizing that, hey, it's the American economy, basically the heart of the world economy.
[00:57:51]  That should be the fundamental basis of most politicians' focal points of strategy as it relates to international relations, as it relates to defense, as it relates to the social interaction of those of the masses, as it relates to everything.
[00:58:07]  You understand?
[00:58:08]  I mean, do you understand that this country was created based upon the privatization of everything?
[00:58:15]  And now that we have seen government grow itself through our tax dollars and incrementally bring itself closer and closer into our lives, this whole damn place has gone to holy hell.
[00:58:29]  I mean, we've dumbed down the people.
[00:58:31]  The people are waiting in breadlines for a goddamn loaf of bread.
[00:58:35]  It's disgraceful.
[00:58:36]  It's horrible.
[00:58:40]  But I'm supposed to be talking about Texas, baby, because let me tell you something.
[00:58:43]  I love Texas.
[00:58:44]  I live out here in Austin, Texas.
[00:58:47]  Probably the greatest city in America.
[00:58:49]  I don't think I'm ever going to move from here.
[00:58:52]  I may visit other places.
[00:58:54]  I may get some pieces of real estate in other parts of the country.
[00:58:57]  But, you know, Austin, Texas, probably one of the greatest cities, if not the greatest city in the world.
[00:59:03]  And the reason is, is because it's still somewhat of a small city in a big city atmosphere, if that makes any kind of a sense.
[00:59:10]  All right?
[00:59:11]  And I like the way the economic system has worked out here because, you know, we got a lot of small businesses that are sticking by each other, that are promoting one another.
[00:59:22]  There's all kinds of variety of different types of businesses out here.
[00:59:26]  The Austin economy is unlike any other economy, I would think, or at least a local mid-sized economy, unlike any other in the world.
[00:59:36]  So let me tell you something.
[00:59:37]  All right.
[00:59:38]  Let me tell you something.
[00:59:39]  I think this is a great city, and that's all there is to it.
[00:59:43]  Let's take some more callers here.
[00:59:44]  5-0-7, what do you think about Texas breaking international law?
[00:59:50]  It looks like ponies.
[00:59:53]  You sound like a fruit bowl who's shoving a pony in your pooper.
[00:59:56]  778, what's going on?
[01:00:03]  Man, you're taking too long.
[01:00:06]  You idiots, you're taking too long.
[01:00:07]  I'm calling on you.
[01:00:08]  Why don't you say something for Christ's sake?
[01:00:11]  All right?
[01:00:11]  I'll tell you why they're not saying anything.
[01:00:13]  Because, you know, once you start talking about Texas, you know, people's balls start getting a little shoved into their anal cavity.
[01:00:22]  You know, they get a little quivery.
[01:00:23]  They get scared.
[01:00:25]  You know, I don't blame people for getting scared of Texas, for Christ's sake, man.
[01:00:28]  We got balls the size of grapefruits that'll slap you upside your chin into reality.
[01:00:33]  And let you idiots know that the reason that we were our own country at one point yeah, Texas was its own country the reason is is because we're badasses, you understand?
[01:00:44]  I mean, you know anything that you have to bring to it.
[01:00:47]  Bring it on, is all I said.
[01:00:48]  Bring it on, Jesus Christ.
[01:00:51]  Who else we got going on 856.
[01:00:53]  You're on the horn.
[01:00:55]  Hey, what's up, Ghost?
[01:00:56]  How's it going?
[01:00:58]  Uh, just want to know what you have against uh, my little pony.
[01:01:02]  Well, the.
[01:01:04]  The thing I have against it is it's supposed to be for eight-year-old girls and we've got little 18-year-old fruit bowls like yourself sitting over here trying to champion the uh, the promotion of it as some kind of venue for entertainment.
[01:01:17]  Jesus Christ anyway, we are already in the second hour of the True Capitalist radio broadcast and of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
[01:01:29]  And once again folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me before we get into anything else.
[01:01:34]  Please please, retweet the broadcast.
[01:01:37]  All right, go to the social networks, go to the forums, go to the blogs and spring around like wildfire and let everybody know that True capitalist radio is in effect, and in the house uh moreover folks uh, there's all kinds of little buttons underneath your player.
[01:01:55]  There, all right, there's a facebook like button, you understand?
[01:01:59]  There's, uh, there's a nice little uh uh, tweet this button.
[01:02:03]  Uh, there's a share this button.
[01:02:05]  Use and abuse those buttons, baby.
[01:02:08]  It's just a freaking click.
[01:02:09]  For Christ's sake, it's just a freaking click.
[01:02:17]  Jesus Christ, I told myself I wasn't gonna get this way.
[01:02:20]  But, Jesus Christ, all right.
[01:02:27]  All right, let me take some more callers.
[01:02:28]  We're supposed to be talking about Texas.
[01:02:30]  The United Nations is waving their international finger in our faces and you know what?
[01:02:34]  We still executed that disgusting, murderous rapist of a 16 year old girl, and I don't care if he needed to talk to some Mexican consulate jerk dick, all right, he deserved to die and I hope he burns it.
[01:02:47]  Air area code 281.

=== Single Whore and Mammy (14:37) ===

[01:02:52]  You're on the horn.
[01:02:54]  That me, that's you.
[01:02:56]  Oh uh, Fuck, I forgot what I was going to say.
[01:03:00]  Well, that's because you're a stupid, dumb, imbecilic loser.
[01:03:04]  507, what's up?
[01:03:05]  You're on the horn.
[01:03:07]  Hello.
[01:03:08]  Yeah, what's up?
[01:03:10]  Oh, hey, I um I just want to talk about the well, you sound too young to even be listening to this program for Christ.
[01:03:17]  I mean, what what the hell?
[01:03:18]  Where's the parents for this crap, man?
[01:03:21]  I mean, look, I know that we were going to be listened to by those that are fifteen, sixteen, seventeen years old.
[01:03:28]  I understand that.
[01:03:29]  I mean, I'm not promoting that.
[01:03:31]  I don't advertise that at all.
[01:03:34]  This is an over 18 show.
[01:03:36]  But unfortunately, this is the internet.
[01:03:39]  And, you know, these kids, you know, they're left in front of some goddamn computer machine while their parents are out at happy hour, you know, looking to get the horizontal mambo by some ethnic minority that, you know, gives them a decent Lombarda session on some makeshift dance floor.
[01:03:56]  I mean, this is why these kids are here.
[01:03:58]  And these kids aren't just little fifteen, sixteen-year-old kids.
[01:04:02]  I mean, these kids sound like they're ten, nine years old, eight years old, for Christ's sake.
[01:04:09]  Jesus Christ.
[01:04:13]  Anyway, let me take another caller.
[01:04:15]  I mean, hopefully it's somebody with some kind of bass in their voice.
[01:04:18]  I mean, if it's not a young kid, hopefully it's somebody, you know, with some kind of testicular fortitude and they have some bass in their voice.
[01:04:26]  And they're not these over-feminine jerk dicks that we're seeing in everyday life.
[01:04:31]  I mean, have you gone up to anybody who's under the age of 30 lately?
[01:04:34]  I mean, it it's obnoxious, isn't it?
[01:04:37]  It's obnoxious.
[01:04:38]  You go up to them, you're like, hey, how's it going?
[01:04:40]  And it's like, oh, how are you doing?
[01:04:42]  Yeah, you know, I mean, yeah.
[01:04:45]  This is how these people are talking, man.
[01:04:48]  I'm not joking.
[01:04:53]  Jesus Christ.
[01:04:54]  Who else?
[01:04:54]  Have we got anybody else engineer?
[01:04:56]  This is getting ridiculous.
[01:04:57]  This is supposed to be Baller Friday, for Christ's sake.
[01:05:00]  We got anybody else or what?
[01:05:06]  All right, well, we got what is this?
[01:05:08]  Owl Mix?
[01:05:09]  Is that you?
[01:05:10]  Owl Mix?
[01:05:14]  Now you're just playing with your Peter Popper.
[01:05:16]  Who else?
[01:05:16]  801, what's up?
[01:05:17]  You're on the horn.
[01:05:19]  Welfare's free money.
[01:05:20]  Deal with you, you racist son of a bitch.
[01:05:23]  Oh, yeah.
[01:05:24]  How old are you?
[01:05:26]  54.
[01:05:28]  Right.
[01:05:28]  You sound about 15.
[01:05:29]  Are you saying that it's free money because your single whore mammy is collecting it?
[01:05:35]  Yes.
[01:05:36]  Yeah.
[01:05:36]  And why is your single whore mammy collecting it and where is she now?
[01:05:41]  Because she faked it.
[01:05:43]  What?
[01:05:45]  She faked being hurt alert to get welfare.
[01:05:49]  She faked to get it worked.
[01:05:51]  So if I take this number of yours and I turn it into because I can actually get paid, you know, for turning in welfare cheats.
[01:06:00]  So you're admitting to me right now that your mother's a welfare cheat and she faked on her application to get some kind of government assistance.
[01:06:09]  Is that what you're admitting to?
[01:06:12]  Yes, you racist son of a bitch.
[01:06:14]  Hey, 801-600.
[01:06:16]  So you'd be more than okay for us to dox you, do a reverse lookup on your number, turn you into the social services and let them know about this.
[01:06:25]  You'd be okay with it?
[01:06:28]  I don't give you permission, but go on ahead.
[01:06:30]  No, come on!
[01:06:37]  Look, son, why do you think that collecting hard-earned people's money is somehow free money for you?
[01:06:45]  I mean, I know that, you know, you got some disgusting, probably bad period-smelling slut bag of a mother who's probably brought in about, what, maybe five or six, seven, eight guys that have come in and tried to be your daddy.
[01:06:58]  Am I right or am I wrong so far?
[01:07:01]  Well, what, like 10, 11 years old?
[01:07:04]  Like 10, exactly.
[01:07:04]  That's what I'm saying.
[01:07:05]  I mean, I was just trying to give you the benefit of the doubt, for Christ's sake.
[01:07:08]  You know, about 10 guys coming in, they're trying to be your father, and, you know, they don't really want you around anyway.
[01:07:13]  You know what I'm saying?
[01:07:14]  I mean, they're just coming in here to try to give your mother the high-hard one.
[01:07:18]  They'd more than willing to just, you know, kind of dump you off on some kind of stupid little video or a violent video game or some kind of goddamn illegal alien or something while they're tagging your mom.
[01:07:32]  So what you're trying to say is, is that you're perfectly okay with your mom being some waste of human flesh that does nothing but services flesh flutes to get a payday beyond the sustenance provided to her by the government.
[01:07:50]  Is that a fair assessment?
[01:07:52]  Well, yeah, it sounds a lot like you, kind of.
[01:07:55]  No, I know you're getting a little offended by it because it, you know, it's kind of harsh to realize that, oh, geez, Christ, you know, this mother that I've justified, you know, coming home drunk in a puddle of her own piss and vomit in the middle of the apartment stairwell, you know, that I justified when she brought home that fat, disgusting, bloated idiot that smelled like olive oil.
[01:08:20]  And the only reason was was because, you know, he took us on a trip to Disney World.
[01:08:25]  You know, the reason that, you know, mom stays late, you know, after work is to go to happy hour in hopes of getting another daddy.
[01:08:33]  I mean, you know, this whole nonsense, I mean, it's hitting you right in the breadbasket.
[01:08:38]  And I know that you're getting a little offense or taking a little bit offense to it.
[01:08:43]  What you should be doing is taking offense to it from your mother, you know, because it's your mother's fault.
[01:08:49]  Where's your father in all this, 801?
[01:08:51]  I mean, I'm trying to be serious.
[01:08:52]  I'm trying to talk to you for real.
[01:08:54]  Where's your father?
[01:08:56]  He's dead.
[01:08:57]  He's dead.
[01:08:58]  What happened to you?
[01:08:58]  What happened to him?
[01:09:01]  He got killed in the Iraq War.
[01:09:03]  No, yeah, it took you a long time to say that.
[01:09:07]  Maybe, I mean, it's really sad, man, because you really can't trust these women.
[01:09:14]  Let me hang them up.
[01:09:15]  I don't want to say anything.
[01:09:16]  Let me hang them up.
[01:09:17]  Hang them up, engineer.
[01:09:18]  You know what I'm saying?
[01:09:20]  Because you know the story.
[01:09:22]  You know, you know the story.
[01:09:23]  You know, mom tells the kid, hey, your dad died in war, you know, just to make the kid feel better to make sure that, you know, he doesn't realize that he was just some bastard conceived in some bar bathroom shit stall.
[01:09:37]  You know what I'm saying?
[01:09:38]  So I don't want to break this kid's heart for Christ's sake.
[01:09:41]  I've just let me just go ahead and move on.
[01:09:44]  I'm sorry, folks.
[01:09:45]  646-652-4869.
[01:09:48]  It's number to call here.
[01:09:50]  Supposed to be talking about Texas, boy, and it seems like nobody wants to talk about Texas because they know that Texas is the greatest state in the Union, if not the world.
[01:10:00]  Area code 319, you're on the horn.
[01:10:03]  What's up?
[01:10:07]  Jesus Christ, another stupid deaf mute.
[01:10:10]  How about 111?
[01:10:11]  You're on the horn.
[01:10:12]  What's up?
[01:10:14]  Yeah, I was just wondering if Texas you're stumbling over your own tongue, kid.
[01:10:22]  You want to know why?
[01:10:23]  Because you're stupid.
[01:10:24]  You understand?
[01:10:25]  You're uneducated.
[01:10:26]  It's not your fault.
[01:10:27]  Once again, this applies to you, too.
[01:10:29]  You've got to thank your single whore mother that hopped on something that looked good in a leather jacket, outcame you out of the oven nine months later, and now who was there to raise you?
[01:10:40]  Who was there to show you how to be a man?
[01:10:42]  Who is there to show you how to piss with your own two feet instead of squatting on a goddamn pot?
[01:10:49]  Nobody.
[01:10:50]  It was Mammy.
[01:10:51]  It was Mammy.
[01:10:53]  And that's why you can't even say a statement without thinking about it.
[01:10:56]  We can hear you think, you stupid kid.
[01:10:59]  We can hear you thinking like, I wanted to talk about Texas.
[01:11:07]  I mean, we can hear you stupid kids think because you're stupid.
[01:11:11]  And instead of being stupid, why don't you acknowledge it and use this tool that we call the internet to enlighten yourself?
[01:11:19]  I mean, make yourself educated.
[01:11:21]  Whatever question that you've ever wanted to ask is answered right here on the internet.
[01:11:26]  Don't just read it.
[01:11:28]  All right?
[01:11:28]  Don't just read it.
[01:11:30]  Remember it.
[01:11:31]  Retain it.
[01:11:32]  Absorb it in that stupid noggin of yours instead of these dumbass acronyms for, you know, shorter text chats on goddamn iPhones, for Christ's sake.
[01:11:43]  Jesus Christ.
[01:11:46]  Oh, man.
[01:11:47]  Let me move on to the next subject matter.
[01:11:49]  It seems to me that, like I said, whenever I say the name of the state of Texas, everybody's just shaking in their boots and they know better to say anything and froth at the mouth of my great state.
[01:11:59]  So instead of intimidating the listening audience by continuing to talk about Texas, let me go ahead and move on to the next subject matter, folks.
[01:12:10]  And I want to talk a little bit about this British tabloid by the name of News of the World.
[01:12:17]  Now, we talked a little bit about this hacking scandal.
[01:12:19]  We've been talking about it for the past couple of days.
[01:12:22]  And if you haven't heard about it, well, then, you know, maybe you need to Google it up for yourself at this point.
[01:12:26]  I don't want to go over what we've gone over for the past couple of days.
[01:12:30]  But now, this scandal has gone from, you know, a little girl who was missing and the news of the world hacking her voice mailbox for whatever nefarious purposes.
[01:12:43]  It's gone from that, and it's hit the prime minister's office, baby.
[01:12:48]  I mean, David Cameron is linked to this news of the world crap.
[01:12:52]  I mean, David, what are you doing, baby?
[01:12:55]  What are you doing?
[01:12:56]  You're trying to put your country on a fiscal responsible path.
[01:13:00]  You're trying to implement a lot of economic policies that are unpopular with the country.
[01:13:06]  I mean, this is the last thing you do is hire some stupid jerk dick that is related to something as nefarious and disgusting as this.
[01:13:17]  Well, the reason that I bring this up, folks, is because, well, let's be honest, all right?
[01:13:22]  This little hacking situation doesn't just relate to this little girl that was missing and ended up becoming dead.
[01:13:31]  This also relates to everything that the news of the world did.
[01:13:35]  The implications of this hacking investigation has gone from just this little poor dead girl that they hacked her voice mailbox to all of their celebrity exposés, the exposés of Sarah Ferguson.
[01:13:52]  You know, a lot of these inside scandals that they were able to find on some of these British celebrities.
[01:13:58]  You know, I mean, there are alleging out there, it's all alleged, of course, that hacking, that there was actual a hacking type of wing, for lack of a better term, a hacking type of wing within the news of the world that was known about by the editors at the time to get a lot of the information that you're seeing, all right?
[01:14:24]  I mean, to get a lot of the information that you're seeing in some of this publication.
[01:14:27]  It's horrible.
[01:14:28]  And it's hitting David Cameron's goddamn cabinet, for Christ's sake.
[01:14:33]  His director of communications up in here, I even forgot his, I forgot his name, what's his name?
[01:14:39]  Andy Coulson, I think his name is.
[01:14:41]  I mean, he got put in jail and was bailed out on Friday after being arrested for these allegations of phone hacking while he was the goddamn editor of the News of the World paper.
[01:14:53]  I mean, you know, this this guy, uh, Andy Coulson, was the director of communications for David Cameron, for Christ's sake.
[01:15:01]  I mean, David!
[01:15:02]  What are you doing for Christ's sake?
[01:15:05]  What are you doing?
[01:15:06]  I mean, you know what you're doing?
[01:15:07]  I'll tell you what you're doing, David.
[01:15:08]  All right, you're doing a recipe for this.
[01:15:11]  All right?
[01:15:11]  Go ahead, engineer.
[01:15:13]  You're doing a recipe for this.
[01:15:18]  Uh-oh.
[01:15:20]  Yeah, I mean, this is what I'm saying.
[01:15:23]  What are you doing, David?
[01:15:25]  What are you doing?
[01:15:26]  I am in it.
[01:15:47]  That's what you're doing, man.
[01:15:51]  You want me to do a goddamn thing, man?
[01:16:08]  Wake up, man.
[01:16:13]  Wake you!
[01:16:14]  Let's go not to the greenhouse.
[01:16:23]  Shut it off.
[01:16:24]  Shut it off.
[01:16:28]  That's what I'm saying.
[01:16:29]  I mean, I want to hear from you.
[01:16:30]  646-652-4869 is the number to call.
[01:16:34]  I want to hear from you.
[01:16:35]  What do you think about this whole scandal that has unfolded out here?
[01:16:39]  And it's gone all the way up to David Cameron's office.
[01:16:44]  Oh man, this is just disgraceful.
[01:16:45]  And of course, Rupert Murdoch, he's standing behind that one Ginger Bimbo.
[01:16:50]  I forgot her name, who was also an editor during this tenure of hacking.
[01:16:56]  And, you know, it's just an utter mess, you know?
[01:17:00]  It's just an utter mess.
[01:17:03]  Let's take some calls here.
[01:17:04]  Let's take some Skype calls.
[01:17:06]  Jamie Allen, I know you're, you know, from this particular part of the country.
[01:17:10]  What do you are a particular part of the world?
[01:17:11]  What do you think about this?
[01:17:14]  Yeah.
[01:17:14]  Hey there, guys.
[01:17:15]  Just to clarify, you know who I am, yeah?
[01:17:17]  Yeah.
[01:17:18]  You know where I live, yeah.
[01:17:21]  Well, I, you know, first of all, you're cutting in and out.
[01:17:23]  Yeah, I know where you live.
[01:17:24]  You live in the French Alps, and it's still you're part of the area there.

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[01:17:29]  You know what I'm saying?
[01:17:30]  I mean, you're from the UK.
[01:17:32]  You're now living in the French Alps.
[01:17:33]  Yeah, no, go ahead.
[01:17:35]  Okay, if Texans have schools that you speak of, they're...
[01:17:39]  We can't understand you there, Jamie.
[01:17:41]  All right.
[01:17:42]  You know, maybe you need to go back on the ski slopes or whatever the hell you're doing out there in the French Alps because you're coming in all staticky like some net zero internet connected jerk dick.
[01:17:53]  507, what's up?
[01:17:54]  You're on the horn.
[01:17:58]  Yeah, once again, nobody, nobody talking for Christ's sake.
[01:18:00]  Is there anybody out there?
[01:18:02]  Is this thing on for Grant?
[01:18:04]  Is this goddamn thing on?
[01:18:08]  How about Luke Garrett?
[01:18:09]  Are you there?
[01:18:10]  Hello?
[01:18:11]  How's it going?
[01:18:13]  All right.
[01:18:13]  I'm from the USA as well.
[01:18:17]  I've just heard about this news of the world thing going on.
[01:18:20]  What do you think about it?
[01:18:22]  I mean, do you think that it could potentially spell disaster for David Cameron or what?
[01:18:27]  Well, yeah, what's been going on with him?
[01:18:28]  Yeah, I mean, he's quite trustworthy.
[01:18:32]  You sound like an ignorant UK piece of fish and chips eating tea, drinking crap.
[01:18:37]  Get this, you know.
[01:18:38]  Get him off.
[01:18:39]  I mean, are there any educated English people out there for Christ's sake?
[01:18:44]  I mean, is there any education?
[01:18:46]  I mean, I used to think that, you know, some of these Europeans were somewhat more educated than the average American, but did you hear that right there?
[01:18:56]  You're talking about, yeah, you should have gotten, oh, yeah, David Kevin, yeah, guys, you guys.
[01:19:04]  I mean, give me a goddamn break.
[01:19:07]  Jesus Christ.
[01:19:08]  Who else we got going on?
[01:19:10]  Who else?
[01:19:11]  It's pissing me off.
[01:19:15]  Hold on, I'm going to take one more Skype caller, then we'll go back to the regular numbers here.
[01:19:18]  Who else we got?
[01:19:19]  We got El Fox over you there.
[01:19:26]  Jesus Christ, what is this dumb and dumber now, huh?
[01:19:29]  You want to hear the most annoying sound in the world?
[01:19:35]  Give me a break.
[01:19:38]  I'm going to go back to the regular numbers here.
[01:19:40]  918, what's up?
[01:19:41]  You're on the horn.
[01:19:43]  A freak shit.
[01:19:51]  I know.
[01:19:51]  Ha Real funny.
[01:19:56]  I'm going to make a stupid little song to make a jag off out of ghost over here, huh?
[01:20:01]  Ha ha ha.
[01:20:03]  Give me a break.
[01:20:06]  We're supposed to be talking about this news of the world scandal hitting David Cameron's office for Christ's sake.
[01:20:13]  Can't get anybody to have any kind of opinion about it.
[01:20:17]  How about Dun Dun 5?
[01:20:19]  What's going on with you?
[01:20:22]  Can I rape you anally?
[01:20:24]  I want you to.
[01:20:26]  Stupid, sick prick.
[01:20:29]  Who else we got?
[01:20:29]  504, what's up?
[01:20:31]  You're on the horn.
[01:20:32]  Hello.
[01:20:34]  Yeah, goodbye.
[01:20:35]  You sound fruity.
[01:20:37]  Who else we got going on?
[01:20:38]  408, you're on the horn.
[01:20:42]  Damn, Ghost, can a player get a VIT pass on Baller Friday?
[01:20:46]  Uh-oh, I didn't see it, man.
[01:20:48]  It's Goofy Bone.
[01:20:50]  Just give her a bell.
[01:20:53]  What's up, man?
[01:20:53]  It's good to hear from you.
[01:20:54]  Happy Baller Friday, man.
[01:20:57]  Happy Baller Friday, guys.
[01:20:58]  I'm over here at Walmart about the stock up on a party we're going to throw tonight.
[01:21:04]  And, yeah.
[01:21:07]  You know, the thing about Walmart, are you going to Walmart to get beer?
[01:21:11]  Yeah, of course.
[01:21:13]  I mean, I was completely unaware that Walmart had such cheap-ass prices on beer.
[01:21:20]  I mean, I literally saw, I mean, when I was going out there to the coast on my private property and I was, you know, kind of packing up and taking pit stops all the way at local Walmarts, I couldn't believe it.
[01:21:32]  I mean, I was finding 18 packs of MGP, $10, baby.
[01:21:37]  Can you believe that crap?
[01:21:38]  $10.
[01:21:39]  It's out here in Texas, of course.
[01:21:42]  Well, I'm getting a 24-pack of Corona for only $14.99, Ghost.
[01:21:46]  I mean, come on, can we beat that?
[01:21:49]  Capital Night.
[01:21:50]  Man.
[01:21:51]  Come on.
[01:21:53]  I like Mexican beers, man.
[01:21:55]  I mean, I like Corona, Toseki's.
[01:21:58]  I like a little bit of that, what is that called?
[01:22:01]  La Cocina or whatever that's called coming out nowadays.
[01:22:04]  I like, Jesus Christ, El Sol, that's a pretty good one.
[01:22:10]  Who else we got?
[01:22:11]  We got La Corolo Negra.
[01:22:15]  That one, I can't pronounce it.
[01:22:17]  Man, I've tasted a lot of Mexican beers.
[01:22:19]  I'm a connoisseur, as you know.
[01:22:21]  Of course.
[01:22:23]  That's what these idiots don't understand.
[01:22:25]  They think that they're supposed to just get a favorite beer and chug it down for 30 years of their life and think that that's supposed to give them a good time.
[01:22:32]  You're supposed to live lavish.
[01:22:34]  You're supposed to appreciate the libations that you're consuming.
[01:22:37]  You got to appreciate the nuances up in the taste buds of whatever you're drinking, whether it be a nice good beer or champagne or a nice good cognac or scotch.
[01:22:48]  You know what I'm saying?
[01:22:49]  You've got to be a connoisseur, Ghost, because say if another person in the crowd is talking about a beer and you don't know what the hell they're talking about, this way you can be ahead of the game and you can know, yeah, I had that beer, it tastes all right, but try this other beer.
[01:23:04]  You know what I'm saying?
[01:23:05]  A lot of ladies love for you to recommend them some beer.
[01:23:09]  Trust me.
[01:23:10]  Yeah, and you know, a lot more ladies are starting to drink beer too because beer's good, man.
[01:23:16]  I mean, you know, that's what they paid the Egyptians that built the pyramids.
[01:23:21]  That's what they paid them, and they paid them in beer.
[01:23:24]  But, Ghost, I wanted to talk about the jobs in your first subject.
[01:23:28]  That's how long I've been on hold.
[01:23:30]  But go for it.
[01:23:33]  I wanted to talk about how they found a loophole in the section because nowadays there's not full-time jobs.
[01:23:41]  They're just part-timers.
[01:23:43]  You know what I mean?
[01:23:44]  And the companies don't have to pay any taxes for full-timers.
[01:23:50]  They don't have to do all this.
[01:23:51]  They don't have to give them health care.
[01:23:53]  They don't have to do all that stuff.
[01:23:55]  And so nowadays, out here in the Silicon Valley, where I'm at, that's what they're doing.
[01:24:00]  Everyone is on part-time or either an independent contractor or something like that.
[01:24:06]  So it's just, I wanted to talk about that because, you know, these stupid people.
[01:24:09]  Well, yeah, I mean, I hear you on the part-time work, man, because I know that they're just, you know, putting people on the part-time specifically, like you said, to pay less taxes.
[01:24:21]  You know, they could still put on the books that they're hiring people without having to give them health care, certain benefits.
[01:24:28]  So, yeah, I know exactly what you're talking about.
[01:24:31]  The unfortunate part about that, Goofy, is that this is our government that is claiming to be for the people and by the people.
[01:24:40]  Remember when Barack Obama came into power?
[01:24:42]  Like, yeah, baby, yes, we can, baby.
[01:24:44]  Yes, we can.
[01:24:45]  And now, look at this.
[01:24:46]  It seems like everybody's taking it in the tailpipe, unless you're in the higher economic class strata.
[01:24:53]  Oh, yeah.
[01:24:54]  It happens out here, Ghost, because out here, these Indians, goddamn, this girl keeps calling.
[01:25:01]  These Indians that come from India, they get these jobs out here in the Silicon Valley, but they always cut the corners.
[01:25:10]  They want to always put everybody on part-time.
[01:25:13]  Don't want to give them help or anything.
[01:25:15]  No Cobra.
[01:25:16]  Have you heard of Cobra Ghost?
[01:25:18]  Yeah, I've heard of Cobra.
[01:25:19]  Yeah, they don't want to even offer you that.
[01:25:23]  That's why out here, the jobs are hurting because you only get four at the max four hours a day of work.
[01:25:31]  Well, you know, hold on right there, Goofy, because you are in California.
[01:25:34]  All right.
[01:25:35]  Now, let me go off on California here for a second because the reason that you're getting less jobs out there in California is because you have this exuberant state tax, all right, on top of federal income taxes.
[01:25:48]  All right.
[01:25:48]  Not to mention that the leftists all out there in California believe that everybody should be unionized.
[01:25:55]  Everybody.
[01:25:56]  So everybody's a unionized worker.
[01:25:58]  Everybody has to pay state taxes.
[01:26:01]  Everybody, I mean, if you read on the back of your furniture, there's a specific piece of documentation on your furniture that is geared towards the state of California.
[01:26:14]  I mean, you know, read whatever.
[01:26:16]  If you're sitting on a desk chair, look on the bottom of it.
[01:26:18]  It says, this meets the requirements of the Department of California Furnitures Bureaucracy.
[01:26:24]  And fam, fam, fam, fam.
[01:26:27]  So that means that whoever manufactures a product for California has to pay a tax to do business in California.
[01:26:35]  And the people that sell the product that gets into California have to pay a state income tax.
[01:26:41]  I mean, it's disgusting, man.
[01:26:43]  That's why you have such a bad situation in California.
[01:26:47]  And on top of which, unionization.
[01:26:50]  I mean, unionization.
[01:26:51]  I remember back in the early 2000s, unions were making the grocery stores out there in California suffer because these goddamn bag boys wanted $10 to $12 an hour, for Christ's sake.
[01:27:04]  I mean, are you kidding me?
[01:27:06]  I mean, $10 to $12 an hour to bag some freaking groceries for Christ's sake.
[01:27:11]  I mean, the cart does most of the work, man.
[01:27:15]  The goddamn cart does most of the work.
[01:27:17]  I mean, it's stupid.
[01:27:21]  So, I mean, you know, Goofy, hold on, I'll come back to you in a second, but that's why California is in where it's in.
[01:27:27]  And that's why they're, you know, trying to bring in nothing but part-time workers.
[01:27:32]  Because California sucks, man.
[01:27:34]  California really sucks.
[01:27:35]  I mean, it is literally a liberal colon hole that has gone completely wrong.
[01:27:41]  All right.
[01:27:42]  And the reason I'm saying that is because right now, as it shows on paper, California is the eighth largest economy in the world.
[01:27:49]  Can you believe the shit?
[01:27:52]  All the business that's coming out of California, you know, it's the equivalent of the eighth largest economy in the world.
[01:27:59]  But yet they have the largest deficits in the country.
[01:28:04]  You know, they have the largest deficits in the country next to Illinois.
[01:28:08]  Now, why?
[01:28:09]  Because the more and more taxes that you generate, don't let these liberals fool you.
[01:28:14]  When they talk about more taxes, it's not going to go to anything.
[01:28:17]  You know what's going to go to?
[01:28:18]  It's going to go to grow the government.
[01:28:21]  It's going to go to grow bureaucracy.
[01:28:24]  It's going to go to grow regulation.
[01:28:26]  And you're going to end up like goddamn California.
[01:28:29]  Let me tell you something.
[01:28:29]  Out here in Austin, Texas, we got a lot of Hollywood movies actually being made in Austin, Texas.
[01:28:36]  Why?
[01:28:37]  Because there's no unions out here.
[01:28:39]  You know, I mean, haven't you ever wondered why you had to see all these stupid, pathetic credits at the end of movies?
[01:28:46]  Like the asshole who got the coffee for the production assistant and all this nonsense.
[01:28:53]  It's because there are so many unions in California that you got to go through all this stupid prep work and all this garbage before you can even produce a movie.
[01:29:04]  Literally, the unions have it to where if somebody, like a prop builder, like let's say a prop builder wanted to, that they needed to build a prop and they needed a hammer, all right?
[01:29:16]  Well, that prop builder would have to go through the unionized prop builder assistant who would tell the unionized tool assistant or whatever.
[01:29:28]  I mean, it's stupid, man.
[01:29:30]  It's stupid.
[01:29:30]  Like three or four people have to touch that hammer before it gets to the prop builder on set.
[01:29:36]  I mean, that's how stupid the unionization is out there.
[01:29:38]  Well, anyway, the reason I'm bringing this up is because out here in Austin, we have a director out here.
[01:29:45]  He's a Mexican director.
[01:29:47]  You've probably heard of him.
[01:29:48]  Robert Rodriguez, you know, probably one of my favorite Mexicans out here.
[01:29:54]  He made a lot of money with a little movie called Desperado.
[01:29:59]  And believe it or not, how he got signed to make Desperado is actually your typical American dream.
[01:30:06]  You know, he made a movie called El Mariachi.
[01:30:10]  All right?
[01:30:11]  And he bankrolled this by putting himself in debt about $20,000 to make this movie, El Mariachi.
[01:30:19]  And the reason he made it was to specifically sell it to Latin American markets.
[01:30:24]  You know what I'm saying?
[01:30:27]  Well, by chance, Not only did he sell it in the Mexican-American, or not Mexican-American, excuse me, he was going to sell it in the markets in Mexico, not Mexican-American, the markets in Mexico.
[01:30:39]  Anyway, he put it in a couple of film festivals.
[01:30:42]  Everybody thought the production quality was great given the low budget, so on and so forth.
[01:30:47]  The rest is history.
[01:30:47]  Anyway, Robert Rodriguez made a whole bunch of movies, and he's made some old airline hangers out here in Austin, Texas into actual studios.
[01:30:57]  And I don't know if you notice, you can see the Austin skyline in a lot of movies out here.
[01:31:03]  If you know the Austin skyline, I mean, I mean, you know, people are coming down here to Austin, Texas to make Hollywood movies because there's no union, there's no kind of state taxes on any business that's done out here.
[01:31:16]  We have no state taxes, and that's all there is to it, baby.
[01:31:22]  Woo!
[01:31:23]  Oh, people are getting bored.

=== Faking Feelings Act (02:37) ===

[01:31:25]  Well, I'm sorry, you're getting bored.
[01:31:26]  I'll tell you what, here, let me put on Goofy Bones' number one hit on his upcoming album, Illegal Mexican.
[01:31:34]  How about that?
[01:31:35]  It's coming out, what is it, 1, 2, 3, 11, 1, 2, 3.
[01:31:41]  I forgot what it was.
[01:31:42]  We'll call it back.
[01:31:43]  It's called Give Her a Bone.
[01:31:45]  Since everybody's bored out here, let's go ahead and give it to her.
[01:31:47]  Go ahead, Angie.
[01:31:48]  You're throwing on.
[01:31:49]  Go ahead.
[01:31:49]  Go ahead.
[01:31:50]  They're bored, for Christ's sake.
[01:31:52]  Sorry.
[01:31:52]  I've got that clear mind.
[01:31:54]  You know what?
[01:31:54]  Please, don't fucking hot.
[01:31:55]  You're turning me on.
[01:31:56]  Everybody's learning to fuck you.
[01:31:58]  And here's my can.
[01:32:00]  Girl, you misunderstand.
[01:32:02]  I could never be a man.
[01:32:04]  I'm just here to be your bones.
[01:32:06]  Giving you something to moan.
[01:32:09]  Hoping that you like it thick.
[01:32:11]  Trust me, baby, I'll bust them lips.
[01:32:13]  Getting you nasty, ready to dance.
[01:32:15]  At the end, I'ma be in your hands.
[01:32:17]  Back at my patch, sending it slow.
[01:32:19]  Positions are nice where she don't wanna go.
[01:32:21]  Through strangers that are getting freaky, I feel like a plumber fitting this leaky.
[01:32:26]  Footing in the hole like Tiger Woods.
[01:32:28]  Watching this girl just feel so good.
[01:32:30]  She's only in love, but I think it's too quick.
[01:32:32]  Cause I'm not a boy Just give her a rumble.
[01:32:50]  Just give her a gift.
[01:32:52]  Faking girl wants to go on a date.
[01:32:54]  I hope she knows I eat a big plate.
[01:32:56]  So we're talking about our bullshit lives.
[01:32:59]  After the meal, we pay for a drive.
[01:33:01]  Smoking on the big ass book.
[01:33:03]  She's looking at me like she wants some, so I pass it to her.
[01:33:06]  Welcome to my last.
[01:33:07]  She got so high, wish she couldn't even laugh.
[01:33:10]  Laying on the back with her feet in the air.
[01:33:12]  Like a naughty fix in the clothes didn't care.
[01:33:14]  Let me hit it all kinds of ways.
[01:33:16]  Sweating like ducks, trying to run away.
[01:33:19]  Cause you know what we doing is a crime.
[01:33:20]  But let me hit that one more time.
[01:33:23]  She gotta get going, her husband down.
[01:33:25]  Cause I'm not a boyfriend.
[01:33:26]  I'm just.
[01:33:30]  Just give her a ball.
[01:33:34]  Just give her a boy.
[01:33:39]  Just give her a rumble.
[01:33:44]  Faking girls don't know what to do.
[01:33:46]  She's starting to have feelings and act like a fool.
[01:33:49]  I told her I'm the guy on the side, but she can't live with it and let it ride.
[01:33:53]  Clutching her trying to hold me down.
[01:33:55]  Buying me things, tryna keep me around.
[01:33:57]  You can't stop me when I'm on a one-way.
[01:33:59]  I'ma play it full lock and there's no other way.

=== Syria Assad Bashar Al (12:45) ===

[01:34:02]  So let's get back to what we do best.
[01:34:04]  Pulling down the zip up on her dress.
[01:34:06]  That's the body of the year and it ain't so good.
[01:34:08]  She likes to nail because I got that wood.
[01:34:11]  Hitting it harder, I roll back.
[01:34:13]  This girl is pursuing and needs to relax.
[01:34:15]  I gotta get going, no bullshit at home.
[01:34:18]  My friend.
[01:34:43]  Oh, sexy back.
[01:34:45]  I'm bringing sexy back.
[01:34:48]  Oh, sexy back.
[01:34:50]  Ah, sexy fact.
[01:34:52]  That's my favorite part right there.
[01:34:56]  You're listening to Ghost on True Capitalist Radio.
[01:35:00]  True Capitalist Radio.
[01:35:05]  All right, I'm back, folks.
[01:35:07]  I needed a refill on my Johnny Walker blue label.
[01:35:10]  And not to mention, there were a couple of ass clowns that were tickling their ass cracks, counting the dingleberries in there, saying that they were a little bored.
[01:35:19]  So we decided to play Goofy Bones hit on his upcoming record coming out 9-10-11.
[01:35:26]  That's when it's coming out, 9-10-11.
[01:35:29]  It's give her a bunch.
[01:35:30]  Just get her a bon.
[01:35:34]  You know what I'm saying?
[01:35:36]  So anyway, what were we talking about before that?
[01:35:38]  We were supposed to be talking about the British tabloid news of the world.
[01:35:41]  The hacking scandal is now involved.
[01:35:44]  Dave Cameron, the prime minister of the UK, and it's getting a little hairy, to say the least.
[01:35:50]  But now what I want to talk about is how Obama is finally trying to acknowledge the Syrian situation.
[01:35:57]  For all the folks that are unfamiliar with Syria, we've been having a supposed government crackdown on protesters that are doing nothing more than protesting their right to vote.
[01:36:08]  And they're not taking up arms against Bashar al-Assad.
[01:36:11]  They're not taking up arms against the government of Syria.
[01:36:14]  And yet, the government of Bashar al-Assad continues to kill these people like dogs, for Christ's sake.
[01:36:22]  I mean, they continue to mull them down.
[01:36:24]  They're shooting them.
[01:36:25]  They're killing children.
[01:36:27]  They're torturing children for Christ's sake.
[01:36:31]  And finally, the administration of Barack Obama sent the diploma to send a diplomat out there, to say the least.
[01:36:42]  All right?
[01:36:44]  They sent the ambassador to the UN out there to meet, not with Bashar al-Assad, but to actually meet with some of the protesters.
[01:36:54]  You know, and once they saw United States representatives out there on the ground in Syria and into Lebanon, everybody in Syria was giving, and who was this guy's name?
[01:37:07]  His name's Robert Ford.
[01:37:09]  Robert Ford is the guy that was sent out there to meet with the protesters.
[01:37:13]  And the protesters were throwing flowers at the U.S. Ambassador.
[01:37:17]  They were throwing olive branches at the U.S. Ambassador.
[01:37:21]  You want to know why?
[01:37:22]  Because they want to see death.
[01:37:24]  Death to Bashar al-Assad.
[01:37:26]  They want to see death to the Baptist Party, for Christ's sake.
[01:37:30]  And let me tell you something right now.
[01:37:31]  It's about time at least Barack Obama acknowledged this particular crisis that's happening because it's an utter devastation.
[01:37:39]  It's a crime against humanity.
[01:37:41]  There's no reason for these people in Syria to be just completely destroyed and decimated just because Bashar al-Assad doesn't want to leave power.
[01:37:50]  It's stupid.
[01:37:53]  Anyway, let me take your calls.
[01:37:54]  What do you got to say about this?
[01:37:55]  64665-24869 is the number to call.
[01:37:58]  It's Baller Friday, baby.
[01:38:02]  I'm high off some games, but once you read the news and see all the debt and disorder and destruction all across the world, you've got to keep in your frame of mind and live every day as if it's your last because if not, you never know.
[01:38:17]  You could be stuck out here in the cold for Christ's sake.
[01:38:19]  You could have been like one of these poor sons of bitches that ate some bean sprouts and got some freaked out E. coli that shut down their kidneys and made them die.
[01:38:27]  You know what I'm saying?
[01:38:28]  You could have a goddamn aneurysm.
[01:38:31]  You could have a heart attack.
[01:38:32]  You could be hit by a bus.
[01:38:33]  Anything can happen, baby.
[01:38:35]  So that's why I'm living lavish.
[01:38:37]  I'm taking investments.
[01:38:39]  I'm parlaying my money.
[01:38:40]  I'm flipping them for Christ's sake.
[01:38:42]  You understand?
[01:38:42]  Because I've got to have it.
[01:38:46]  I've got to have it.
[01:38:48]  That's why, baby.
[01:38:49]  All right, let's take some callers here.
[01:38:50]  What do you think about this crap?
[01:38:51]  712, you're on the horn.
[01:38:53]  What's up?
[01:38:55]  Hello?
[01:38:56]  Hey, what's going on?
[01:38:58]  Not much.
[01:38:59]  Happy Brawler Friday.
[01:39:00]  Hey, happy Brawler Friday to you, man.
[01:39:02]  What's up?
[01:39:03]  Yeah, I actually wanted to talk about Texas.
[01:39:07]  I was actually on the internet earlier, and I was actually looking up some facts about some states, and it actually said that the state of Texas has the highest rate of teenage pregnancies.
[01:39:18]  Do you have any thoughts on this?
[01:39:19]  Teenage?
[01:39:21]  What's the address of that particular quote that you're quoting there?
[01:39:24]  What's the website address?
[01:39:27]  I can't actually.
[01:39:29]  Oh, you can't.
[01:39:30]  I can't actually.
[01:39:33]  That's right.
[01:39:33]  Shut up, you stupid, dumb, snot-nosed little brat.
[01:39:36]  Get this stupid, stupid, dumb, fruity-ass scumbag out of here.
[01:39:41]  That's exactly what I thought.
[01:39:44]  Do you see what I'm saying, folks?
[01:39:45]  People believe this crap.
[01:39:47]  People believe it.
[01:39:49]  This was probably told to him by his disgusting slut bag of a mother or some talking head on television.
[01:39:56]  And this idiot thinks that it's factual.
[01:39:59]  That's why I asked him.
[01:40:00]  I said, well, go ahead and put up that particular stat that you're bringing up there, boy.
[01:40:06]  He couldn't.
[01:40:08]  He couldn't, baby.
[01:40:10]  Let me tell you something about Texas.
[01:40:12]  All right, while everybody else's real estate prices are going down, the real estate prices in Texas are going up.
[01:40:18]  While everybody out there is dwindling, trying to look for jobs out here, out here, and there's jobs plentiful all over the great state of Texas.
[01:40:26]  Do you understand?
[01:40:27]  I mean, we are a pro-business state.
[01:40:30]  We don't have a state income tax.
[01:40:32]  Do you understand?
[01:40:33]  We are a pro-I mean, it's beautiful.
[01:40:35]  It's a beautiful place to live out here in Texas.
[01:40:37]  And for you scumbags to sit over here and try to spread these slanderous lies about our great state, you are nothing more than a haterous scumbag that's probably having to pay state income tax, and you're just a little pissed off about it.
[01:40:51]  All right?
[01:40:52]  Well, that's all there is.
[01:40:54]  You're just haters.
[01:40:55]  You're haters, baby.
[01:40:58]  Jesus Christ.
[01:40:59]  Anyway, we're supposed to be talking about Obama dispatching the U.S. Ambassador to Syria to meet with protesters and how the protesters were throwing flowers, olive branches.
[01:41:08]  You know, they were trying to greet the Americans with open arms out here.
[01:41:13]  I want to hear what you have to say about it.
[01:41:15]  646-652-4869 is the number to call.
[01:41:18]  Area code 774.
[01:41:20]  What's up?
[01:41:20]  You're on the horn.
[01:41:24]  Yeah, you're taking too long.
[01:41:25]  609, what's up?
[01:41:26]  You're on the horn.
[01:41:28]  Yeah, I want to talk about Texas.
[01:41:31]  Go ahead.
[01:41:33]  That kid just said about the highest teenage pregnancy rate in the United States, right?
[01:41:41]  Well, that's what he claimed, but he couldn't cite the source for that particular claim.
[01:41:48]  Yeah, I didn't think there was.
[01:41:51]  Stop stumbling over your own tongue, you dumb, stupid, imbecilic idiot.
[01:41:56]  Give me a break.
[01:41:58]  Makes me sick to my stomach, for Christ's sake.
[01:42:01]  You know what?
[01:42:01]  You idiots can sit here and try to pull off all these dumbass wannabe statistics that are probably put up by some propagandist-based website.
[01:42:10]  But the bottom line is, folks, is that the best place to live is metropolises right here in the great state of Texas.
[01:42:18]  God damn, I love being a Texan boy.
[01:42:20]  And let me tell you, I walk outside my office building right now, and I'm going to take a look at all these carpet baggers that are driving all these cars from plates from different states.
[01:42:31]  And why are they coming down here?
[01:42:32]  They're coming down here because they know where the jobs are.
[01:42:36]  They know where the real estate prices are going to go up.
[01:42:39]  They know where to invest, for Christ's sake, because they know that Texas is the greatest state in the Union, for Christ's sake.
[01:42:48]  I love Texas, baby.
[01:42:49]  You idiots are just haters.
[01:42:51]  You're haters.
[01:42:52]  I mean, look at these people in the chat room talking garbage against Texas.
[01:42:55]  You know, they're flapping their fat sausages of fingers on the keyboard talking garbage against Texas.
[01:43:00]  The reason you're talking garbage is because you live in a ridiculous, indebted, incompetent state that's left you high and dry with your pink willie in your hand and nothing to show for it, for Christ's sake.
[01:43:15]  Ha, ha, ha.
[01:43:16]  Wah, wah, wah, wah.
[01:43:21]  Ha, ha, ha, ha.
[01:43:25]  I'm pumped.
[01:43:26]  I'm pumped for Christ's sake.
[01:43:29]  Let's take some more callers.
[01:43:30]  We're supposed to be talking about Syria and talking about the U.S. Ambassador visiting some of these damn protesters out there and how they're wishing that, you know, hey, the U.S. can stop Bashar al-Assad from killing and torturing him.
[01:43:42]  Let me take another caller here.
[01:43:43]  Area code 805.
[01:43:44]  You're on the horn.
[01:43:45]  What's up, 805?
[01:43:47]  Hey, ghost, Ladies here.
[01:43:48]  I love your show.
[01:43:51]  I'd just like to get your opinion about something relating to the topic.
[01:43:54]  I hope you don't mind.
[01:43:55]  Now, I know that presidency is a topic that someone doing a show like yours can't avoid, but everyone is biased in some way.
[01:44:01]  And I just wanted to know, how do you feel about Brock?
[01:44:03]  I mean, just overall.
[01:44:04]  Like, in a nutshell, do you hate him?
[01:44:07]  I mean, personally, I hate him.
[01:44:08]  I think he's just the toughest leader of them all.
[01:44:10]  And I just wanted to know, like, what's your feeling about it?
[01:44:14]  Well, I mean, I mean, Barack Obama, you know, to be honest with you, he's just like your average president that takes power and is going to assert certain values that were given to him during his campaign contribution.
[01:44:28]  I mean, in my personal opinion, I just think that Barack Obama is like any other president as a capitalist.
[01:44:34]  I mean, there's no sense to say that you hate the man.
[01:44:37]  I don't hate the man.
[01:44:38]  I disagree with his policies.
[01:44:41]  I think that his policies are completely ridiculous.
[01:44:44]  I think that he's sold out the taxpayer.
[01:44:46]  I think that he's done a lot of things.
[01:44:47]  But, you know, Barack Obama, you know, is just a character here for four years.
[01:44:54]  He may get voted in for another.
[01:44:56]  He may not.
[01:44:57]  But you as a capitalist, you need to realize that there are ways for you to maneuver around any red tape that any of these bureaucrats attempt to try to put forth in your attempts to prosper.
[01:45:09]  What is in jeopardy, though, is this death ceiling that these stupid scumbags in Washington keeps pussy-footing around about, and we can't keep going on with it.
[01:45:18]  We can't allow these idiots to keep pussy-footing around and playing Russian roulette with the damn economy because, oh, I want to look like the politician that did something.
[01:45:28]  I want to look like the politician that did something.
[01:45:32]  Be a damn break.
[01:45:33]  Area code 216, what's up?
[01:45:35]  You're on the horn.
[01:45:36]  So you hate black people and children.
[01:45:39]  Let me get this straight.
[01:45:40]  Oh, shut up.
[01:45:41]  Get this stupid dumb scumbag, another agitator, for Christ's sake.
[01:45:45]  First of all, I don't hate anybody.
[01:45:48]  Do you understand?
[01:45:49]  I don't hate anybody.
[01:45:51]  All right?
[01:45:52]  I'm not a racist.
[01:45:53]  I happen to have a whole bunch of friends that happen to be black.
[01:45:57]  I happen to have a whole bunch of friends that happen to be Mexican.
[01:46:02]  You know, I happen to have a whole bunch of friends that happen to be Oriental, that happen to be WAP and Kraut and Camel Jockey and, you know, kangaroo bangers and all that other crap on me.
[01:46:14]  I am a melting pot of friendship, and for you idiots to insist and continue to spread the slanderous lie that I'm some kind of a goddamn racist is a false indictment, and you people need to stop doing that, all right?
[01:46:28]  I'm telling you this right now.
[01:46:29]  I'm warning you idiots, all right?
[01:46:31]  I'm warning you idiots one last time.
[01:46:34]  You idiots are in hot water.
[01:46:37]  You're in hot water for Christ's sake.
[01:46:42]  Anyway, let me go ahead and take some more callers here.

=== Egyptian Revolution Cultural Religion (11:22) ===

[01:46:47]  We're supposed to be talking about Syria.
[01:46:49]  But let me move on to another subject matter since nobody really cares about Syria.
[01:46:53]  Let's talk a little bit about Egypt.
[01:46:55]  Yeah, remember that?
[01:46:57]  Remember back in February and January, you had the American media jocking this particular so-called revolution that was rabble-roused by some Google executive by the name of Whale Gonem.
[01:47:11]  Yeah, yeah.
[01:47:12]  They made it seem like, oh, it's a beautiful thing to sit here and witness the revolution here in Egypt.
[01:47:19]  Things are never going to be the same.
[01:47:22]  And I, I was the only one out here saying that this is a recipe for disaster, that there's nothing that's going to be transpired from this Egyptian revolution other than devastation, torture, and human strife.
[01:47:34]  And that's exactly what's happened.
[01:47:37]  What have I always said?
[01:47:38]  I said that Whale Gonem, Whale Gonham, utilized first world type of communication technology that was introduced to the primitive population of Egypt.
[01:47:52]  The primitive population of Egypt couldn't comprehend that these modes of communication like Facebook, like Twitter, were to be taken literally.
[01:48:04]  When one ass clown says, oh, yeah, go to Tyrion Square, go to Tyrion Square, and we need to get that Mubarak, we need to get that Mubarak and we're la.
[01:48:15]  I mean, when somebody says that on Twitter and Facebook, you don't actually do it.
[01:48:21]  And unfortunately, what happened is Whale Gonem, who should be, you know, at least brought to justice in Egypt for rabble-rousing this whole revolution into complete, utter anarchic hysteria, all right?
[01:48:34]  Instead of actually having an actual revolution, Egypt turned itself into a post-Katrina wasteland and they started damaging their own infrastructure.
[01:48:44]  They started going in and pillaging their own people's houses, raping women.
[01:48:49]  It was the most disgusting display I'd ever seen.
[01:48:52]  And yet you had the American media trying to say that this Egyptian revolution was somehow historical.
[01:48:58]  Well, fast forward to now because the Egyptian protesters, the same wild jehudies that were out there back then in Tier Square, you know, gang raping American journalists like Larry Logan out here pillaging their own people's property.
[01:49:17]  I mean, when they were doing all this crap because they wanted supposedly Hansi Mubarak out of office, and now that he's out of office, what's happening?
[01:49:29]  Nothing.
[01:49:30]  Nothing, just like I said was going to happen.
[01:49:32]  It's nothing but disaster for Christ's sake.
[01:49:34]  There was no intellectual foundation backing up the Egyptian revolution.
[01:49:39]  There was no intellectual outcry for any kind of opposition in political or social or economic context within the crux of this revolution.
[01:49:50]  Nothing whatsoever.
[01:49:51]  Was one stupid moron who happened to have been a Google executive by the name of Whale Gonham utilizing first world communication technologies via Twitter, via Facebook, that were introduced to this primitive country in Egypt, and this is what has transpired as a result.
[01:50:12]  All right?
[01:50:14]  This is what's transpired.
[01:50:15]  And now they're still not happy.
[01:50:16]  They're still pissing and moaning right now.
[01:50:18]  The reason I'm bringing this up is because now instead of Muslim and Christian clashes that we've been having for the past couple of months since the fall of Mubarak, now you've got the people turning against the military.
[01:50:31]  You know what I mean?
[01:50:32]  Oh, now they're turning against the military.
[01:50:34]  Remember, during the whole revolution, oh, the military respect us.
[01:50:39]  The military respect us.
[01:50:41]  And we don't tell us, shut up.
[01:50:45]  I mean, what a joke.
[01:50:46]  What an utter joke, man.
[01:50:49]  I'm telling you, I'm glad that I am on record during the time of this Egyptian revolution.
[01:50:54]  I am on record as saying that this was going to transpire into nothing but ridiculous disaster.
[01:51:01]  All right?
[01:51:01]  The prognosticator, a prognosticator, strikes again.
[01:51:09]  Oh, man.
[01:51:10]  Let me go ahead and take some more callers here.
[01:51:12]  843, what's up?
[01:51:13]  You're on the horn.
[01:51:15]  Big ghost.
[01:51:16]  Happy Baller Friday.
[01:51:17]  Hey, Happy Baller Friday, man.
[01:51:19]  What's going on?
[01:51:21]  Hey, man.
[01:51:22]  Longtime listener, first-time caller, just wanted to say what's up.
[01:51:25]  I joined the capitalist army.
[01:51:28]  Hey, man, I appreciate it.
[01:51:30]  I love how racist you are.
[01:51:31]  Keep it coming, baby.
[01:51:33]  First of all, I'm not racist, all right?
[01:51:35]  I mean, let's get that straightened out.
[01:51:37]  All right.
[01:51:37]  I am not a racist.
[01:51:39]  All right.
[01:51:39]  I'm a melting pot of friendship.
[01:51:42]  I happen to have a whole bunch of friends of all races, all creeds.
[01:51:46]  And for you people to continuously insinuate that I am a racist is a false indictment.
[01:51:51]  All right.
[01:51:52]  I am not a racist.
[01:51:53]  As a matter of fact, I think that race is ridiculous.
[01:51:56]  You know?
[01:51:57]  I think that culture is ridiculous.
[01:52:01]  I think that nationalism is ridiculous.
[01:52:05]  I think that theocratic fanaticism is ridiculous.
[01:52:10]  Do you understand what I'm saying?
[01:52:12]  I mean, you know, some of you simplistic morons have a hard time understanding that the reason that I'm so loose with my racial humor is because I think that racial cultural type of mindset is primitive.
[01:52:26]  You understand?
[01:52:27]  We don't need to be, you know, obliging ourselves to old cultural tribal nonsense for Christ's sake.
[01:52:34]  You know what I mean?
[01:52:35]  I mean, this is the age of modernity.
[01:52:39]  I mean, you know, this is not the day and age when we were still roaming the jungle and we had to hunt for our food and we had to make our own houses and we had to do all these things as a communal, civilized tribal situation.
[01:52:53]  This is modernity, folks.
[01:52:55]  All right?
[01:52:56]  This is modernity.
[01:52:58]  All right?
[01:52:59]  And we no longer have to sit here and acknowledge any of these dumbass, you know, ridiculous cultural concepts that encapsulate the minds of so many simplistic people on this planet and it jeopardize the civility of this very planet.
[01:53:16]  And I'm not just exclusively picking on cultures.
[01:53:19]  Nationalism, all right?
[01:53:21]  Political romanticism, you know, like communism, socialism, you know, these primitive concepts, theocracy, you know, like religion.
[01:53:32]  You know, oh, Jesus Christ.
[01:53:34]  I mean, let's not start talking about religion up in here, all right?
[01:53:38]  I mean, I don't care what religion you're talking about.
[01:53:41]  I mean, let's get real, all right?
[01:53:44]  Nobody gives a crap about whose God's we is bigger than whose God's we.
[01:53:50]  I mean, I wish people would really understand this.
[01:53:52]  I mean, these people are killing each other because, oh, my God is better than your God.
[01:53:58]  It's better, and I'm going to kill you, and I'm going to kill this, and I'm going to kill.
[01:54:02]  I mean, it's primitive, it's stupid, it's ridiculous, all right?
[01:54:06]  I mean, don't you people realize that we've gone beyond these fabled deities that they talk about in these ridiculous, primitive historical books?
[01:54:15]  You know, we've gone beyond these deities.
[01:54:18]  I mean, we've conquered nature.
[01:54:20]  As I've said, I mean, we're 40 years from singularity, for Christ's sake.
[01:54:24]  I mean, we're about to integrate ourselves with technology.
[01:54:28]  I mean, before you know it, we're going to be living for thousands of years by integrating our biological makeup with actual technological advancements.
[01:54:38]  I mean, and you people want to sit here and continue to, you know, be meatbags about it.
[01:54:43]  You know, like, we're going to go out and we're going to continue to praise these primitive, theocratic, primitive political, primitive cultural concepts and kill ourselves and have a habitual pissing ground of mediocrity, habitual pissing ground of human strife, because that's the only thing that those concepts have ever provided for humanity.
[01:55:06]  And don't you ever forget it.
[01:55:08]  You understand that?
[01:55:09]  Don't you ever forget it.
[01:55:11]  Those are the only concepts, these concepts of culture, these concepts of political romanticism, theocracy, culturalism have done nothing but perpetually brought mankind into nothing but human strife, wars, torture, devastation, totalitarianism.
[01:55:29]  I mean, it's disgraceful.
[01:55:33]  So that's why I'm not sitting here saying, oh, yeah, Jesus now, Jesus.
[01:55:39]  I'm saying this because, look, I am calling on all those that are at the mental capacity, at least where I'm at, and start realizing that, look, we can no longer save every human being out here, all right?
[01:55:55]  I mean, this political romantic idea that, oh, we got to clothe every human being.
[01:56:02]  We got to feed them.
[01:56:03]  We got to house them.
[01:56:05]  We got to clothe.
[01:56:06]  We got to do everything for them, even though they don't do a goddamn thing for Christ's sake, is ridiculous.
[01:56:13]  It goes against the very foundation of the realm of this earth.
[01:56:17]  You know, I mean, it makes no sense.
[01:56:20]  It makes no sense to me why you human beings on this planet insist that just because you're born in this realm means that for some reason you deserve to be fed even though you make no contribution to the progress of this civilization.
[01:56:39]  I mean, it makes no sense to me.
[01:56:42]  You want to be fed, clothed, housed, even though you make no contribution.
[01:56:47]  Now, you're asking yourself, well, what's a contribution, ghost?
[01:56:51]  Huh?
[01:56:52]  What's a contribution, ghost?
[01:56:54]  Well, by God, just work, you idiot.
[01:56:59]  Just work.
[01:57:02]  It's that simple.
[01:57:04]  It's that easy.
[01:57:05]  But you see, you idiots don't want to work.
[01:57:09]  You want to remain stagnant and complacent in your pathetic mediocrity.
[01:57:13]  And as you can see, the level of mediocrity, the bar, has gone even lower as time goes by.
[01:57:21]  You know, I mean, it's very, very simple for Christ's sake.
[01:57:24]  And it makes me sick that human beings want to hold on to these goddamn primitive concepts that have proven themselves wrong, hypocritical, and pathetic, and unusable.
[01:57:36]  And we don't even acknowledge them anymore.
[01:57:41]  So all you people that are sitting here calling me up trying to promote old concepts, shove it up your ass.
[01:57:47]  All right?
[01:57:47]  Your days are numbered.
[01:57:49]  All right?
[01:57:50]  It'll be a great day, a great goddamn day in world history when all these primitive old world concepts are in the halls of antiquity.
[01:58:00]  And only then will we see human civilization catapult itself to the truest potential that it was meant to be.
[01:58:07]  And you can quote me on that, my friends.

=== Ghost Politics Viagra Nipple (02:55) ===

[01:58:09]  646-652-4869 is the number to call.
[01:58:13]  Oh, look at everybody getting all butthurdles.
[01:58:15]  Look at all the leftists in here.
[01:58:16]  Like, oh, that's not nice.
[01:58:19]  Oh.
[01:58:21]  Shove it up, your ass.
[01:58:25]  646-652-4869 is the number to call here.
[01:58:29]  All right.
[01:58:30]  Let me go ahead and give a couple of shout-outs.
[01:58:32]  Do we have anybody out here retweeting or anybody tweeting at us there, Engineer?
[01:58:40]  We got a couple of people out here.
[01:58:42]  You know what I'm saying?
[01:58:43]  We got a couple of people out here sending me some tweets out here.
[01:58:46]  What's going on to Beach Bum 5255?
[01:58:48]  You know what I'm saying?
[01:58:50]  And if you don't know my Twitter address, Ghost Politics is the name.
[01:58:54]  Ghost Politics.
[01:58:56]  We got Dubstep Psycho.
[01:58:58]  What's going on?
[01:58:59]  We got Flamin' Nipple Chops.
[01:59:01]  Jesus Christ.
[01:59:03]  The hell is this crap?
[01:59:05]  What is this crap?
[01:59:06]  I mean, yeah, I'm not even going to give a shot.
[01:59:08]  I don't even know why I even bother, for Christ's sake.
[01:59:10]  Chris from 716, what's going on?
[01:59:14]  What's up, Rumpel Foreskin?
[01:59:16]  Oh, Jesus Christ, that's horrible, man.
[01:59:18]  Come on with the names.
[01:59:19]  Come on.
[01:59:21]  Lobster Pots, Boy on Pluto, Deuce Scar.
[01:59:25]  What's going on?
[01:59:26]  All right.
[01:59:27]  Send me a tweet right now if you want to shout out Ghost Politics.
[01:59:30]  All right, all one word, no underscores.
[01:59:33]  Ghost.
[01:59:34]  G-H-O-S-T-P-O-L-I-T-I-C-S.
[01:59:39]  Ghost Politics.
[01:59:41]  What's up to Niagara Roll?
[01:59:43]  You know what I'm saying?
[01:59:45]  What's going on to NHOSUR?
[01:59:48]  What's going on to Lawler 94?
[01:59:52]  What's going on to...
[01:59:54]  I'm not saying that, you sick piece of crap.
[01:59:56]  We got Mattermind99.
[01:59:58]  What's going on?
[02:00:00]  We've got Crafted by Hand.
[02:00:02]  Now it's Bower Friday, baby.
[02:00:09]  Anyway, who else we got going on over here?
[02:00:11]  Do we got any more, Engineer?
[02:00:12]  Because we're getting ready here.
[02:00:14]  The girl God stay on back.
[02:00:16]  Hey, we got Vincent the Bay in the house.
[02:00:19]  What's going on?
[02:00:20]  We got Anita Viagra.
[02:00:23]  Screw you, you idiot.
[02:00:24]  I don't need no Viagra boy.
[02:00:26]  You understand?
[02:00:27]  I'm not one of these imbeciles that need some kind of, you know, fake penis pump.
[02:00:32]  Anyway, Cosmo CB, what's going on, man?
[02:00:36]  We got Flaming Nipple Chip now.
[02:00:38]  Jesus Christ.
[02:00:39]  We got Leroy EST.
[02:00:41]  What's going on?
[02:00:42]  Anyway, we are in the third and final hour, folks, of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
[02:00:48]  And of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
[02:00:53]  It's Bower Friday, baby.
[02:00:55]  And before we move on to anything else, I'd like for everybody to please retweet the broadcast right now, all right?
[02:01:01]  Go to the forums.
[02:01:02]  Go to the blogs.
[02:01:03]  Go to the social networking sites.

=== Cowboy Hats Lard Wore (12:42) ===

[02:01:05]  It's spread it around like wildfire.
[02:01:09]  And let everybody know that we are in effect and in the house, baby.
[02:01:13]  All right?
[02:01:13]  Let everybody know there's all kinds of little buttons underneath the player right there.
[02:01:16]  All kinds of little buttons.
[02:01:18]  All right?
[02:01:19]  Use and abuse those buttons.
[02:01:21]  There's a little Facebook like button.
[02:01:22]  All right?
[02:01:24]  There's a little tweet this button.
[02:01:26]  Share this button.
[02:01:27]  All right.
[02:01:28]  It's just a freaking click, for Christ's sake.
[02:01:31]  It's just a freaking click.
[02:01:37]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[02:01:38]  I'm sorry, folks.
[02:01:39]  I'm getting off keys here, folks.
[02:01:41]  Let me go ahead and take some more callers.
[02:01:43]  We're supposed to be talking a little bit about these Egyptian jihudis that went completely ballistic after Whale Gonem manipulate them through first world communication technologies like Facebook and Twitter to these primitive people out there in Egypt to ravel route them into supposed revolution, which looked nothing like a revolution.
[02:02:06]  It looked like a goddamn post-Katrina wasteland, for Christ's sake.
[02:02:11]  Now the Egyptian people are still pissed off.
[02:02:14]  Now these jehudis are turning against their military, for Christ's sake.
[02:02:18]  I mean, thanks a lot, Whale Gonham, you piece of crap.
[02:02:21]  You've got blood on your hands, you stupid scumbag.
[02:02:24]  You've got blood on your hands, and you can quote me on it.
[02:02:28]  Stupid scumbag.
[02:02:29]  Anyway, let me move on to the next subject matter.
[02:02:31]  We've got violence in Pakistan, folks.
[02:02:34]  That's right.
[02:02:34]  Violence in Pakistan.
[02:02:36]  And, you know, this jeopardizes a whole array of different things out there in Afghanistan as far as that operation is concerned.
[02:02:44]  But out in Karachi, which is the capital of Pakistan, 95 people dead.
[02:02:49]  All right.
[02:02:50]  95 people dead as we see ethnic type of violence between the two communities and their political representatives.
[02:03:00]  Right now we have two groups, one called the Alwami National Party and the other called the Mahida Kwame Movement.
[02:03:10]  These two particular factions are clashing in the middle of Karachi as we speak.
[02:03:16]  95 people are dead.
[02:03:19]  And the reason that I'm bringing this up, folks, is because I've been saying we better keep an eye on Pakistan.
[02:03:25]  I mean, Pakistan is on the verge of potentially collapsing to some Islamic fundamentalist faction, potentially, potentially the Taliban.
[02:03:37]  And what's really scary about this is that Pakistan is a nuclear power.
[02:03:42]  They have nuclear weapons.
[02:03:44]  This is not a joke.
[02:03:45]  This is actual seriousness.
[02:03:47]  I mean, you know, I know people that think that, oh, everything's going to be okay.
[02:03:51]  Pakistan.
[02:03:54]  Oh, yeah, well, just waiting until the damn Taliban.
[02:03:57]  I mean, look, the ISI, which is the equivalent of the CIA of America, the ISI is the Secret Service of Pakistan.
[02:04:04]  They were housing and aiding and abetting bin Laden.
[02:04:09]  So what makes you think that they're not going to oblige any kind of Islamic fundamental radical takeover of Pakistan?
[02:04:18]  I'm kidding you now.
[02:04:19]  This is a serious business.
[02:04:22]  95 people dead.
[02:04:24]  The clashes between these two.
[02:04:25]  I want to hear from you.
[02:04:26]  What do you got to say about it?
[02:04:27]  646-652-4869.
[02:04:30]  This number to call.
[02:04:31]  Let's take some more callers here.
[02:04:32]  858, what's up?
[02:04:35]  Ghost?
[02:04:36]  Yeah.
[02:04:38]  Yeah, I was just wondering, why were you giving Egyptians an Indian accent?
[02:04:44]  Ben Bailey already made that joke.
[02:04:46]  Yeah, you stupid idiot.
[02:04:47]  Can you just shut up?
[02:04:48]  All right.
[02:04:49]  207, you're on the horn.
[02:04:51]  What's up?
[02:04:52]  I think the hole in your stomach is caused by your alcohol addiction.
[02:04:57]  The what?
[02:04:57]  The wet in my stomach is caused by my alcohol.
[02:04:59]  What did you say?
[02:05:00]  The hole in your stomach, Sagitt.
[02:05:04]  No, it's caused by assholes like you, all right?
[02:05:08]  Stupid scumbags like you that I have to listen to on this broadcast.
[02:05:12]  Stupid, dumb, disgusting, pathetic waste of human life like you that I got to see at the supermarket when I go and buy my groceries.
[02:05:20]  You know, these dumb scumbags that got sour scowls on their faces, and they're looking at me while I'm buying slabs of T-bone steaks, prime rib, you know, some of the gray A meat, for Christ's sake.
[02:05:31]  Looking at me cross-eyed like I just farted on their best suit or something because I'm paying money for steaks out of my own pocket, but because they can't afford it, because they had children that they couldn't afford, because they have debts that no honest man can pay, and they put themselves in their own ridiculous predicament.
[02:05:51]  They're looking at me as if it's my fault.
[02:05:53]  Well, you know what?
[02:05:53]  Screw you, all right?
[02:05:55]  Piss off.
[02:05:57]  I mean, that's why I do this.
[02:05:59]  You understand?
[02:06:00]  That's why I do this broadcast because it's venting.
[02:06:03]  You know, I'm venting my frustration at you idiots.
[02:06:07]  I vent all my frustration at you idiots because I see you out here in real life.
[02:06:12]  I see you out here every day.
[02:06:13]  You got these goddamn sour scowls, and they make me sick.
[02:06:18]  And then you want to spit in everybody's face for Christ's sake, man.
[02:06:22]  I mean, everybody's envious of everybody, and I'm sitting out here with my Rolex watch for Christ's sake.
[02:06:27]  People eyeballing it like it was a piece of ass straight out of Playboy Entertainment, for Christ's sake.
[02:06:36]  It's disgraceful.
[02:06:41]  It's disgraceful.
[02:06:42]  It's what it is.
[02:06:43]  All right?
[02:06:44]  Supposed to be talking about Pakistan here.
[02:06:46]  I want to hear from you.
[02:06:46]  646-652-4869 is the number to call.
[02:06:50]  We got area code 256.
[02:06:52]  What's up?
[02:06:53]  You're on the horn.
[02:06:54]  Yeah, since you're such a Russell Limbaugh, I want to be.
[02:06:56]  Why don't you tell us more black jokes, fat ass?
[02:06:58]  Oh, yeah.
[02:06:59]  And what are you supposed to be?
[02:07:03]  Why are you hanging?
[02:07:04]  Don't hang.
[02:07:05]  Oh, you're going to hang up.
[02:07:12]  Why are you going to hang up?
[02:07:14]  Huh?
[02:07:16]  Stupid idiot.
[02:07:17]  Anyway, we got Vince in the Bay in the house.
[02:07:19]  Vince in the Bay, what's up, man?
[02:07:21]  How you doing?
[02:07:22]  Hey, ghosts.
[02:07:23]  Hey, good to be on with you, man.
[02:07:25]  Happy Free Ball Friday.
[02:07:26]  How's it going?
[02:07:28]  Good, man.
[02:07:29]  I just wanted to a quick fact check.
[02:07:32]  You said that the USA funds the UN to a tune of 70%.
[02:07:36]  That's incorrect.
[02:07:37]  It's actually around more like 22%.
[02:07:41]  Well, you know, here you go, you know, trying to say, oh, well, it's 22% of the American government.
[02:07:46]  Do we not forget that there's a lot of these business idiots that are donating to the United Nations, like, I don't know, Ted Turner that donated a billion dollars of his own money to the United Nations?
[02:08:01]  I mean, don't we have, like, I mean, you see, this is what these people don't understand.
[02:08:04]  You know what?
[02:08:05]  Get this idiot.
[02:08:06]  Get Vince in the Bay out of here.
[02:08:07]  Get him off for Christ's sake.
[02:08:09]  And kick him out of my chat room for being such a fritty bastard, loud ass, dude.
[02:08:13]  Get him out!
[02:08:15]  Get him the hell out of here!
[02:08:16]  Get him out!
[02:08:17]  Get him out!
[02:08:19]  Get him out now!
[02:08:20]  Get that piece of crap out of here.
[02:08:24]  Dingleberry-ridden San Francisco bathhouse piece of garbage.
[02:08:29]  504, you're on the air.
[02:08:33]  I'm proud to be a shepherd of this herd of sharks.
[02:08:37]  Yeah, well, you know, shove it up your sharkhead ass, all right, and say something pertinent.
[02:08:42]  586, what's up?
[02:08:45]  Hey, ghost.
[02:08:46]  Why are you such a fucking racist?
[02:08:48]  I'm not a racist there, Fruit Bowl.
[02:08:50]  How old are you?
[02:08:52]  18.
[02:08:54]  Yeah, right.
[02:08:54]  You sound about 14 for Christ's sake, all right?
[02:08:57]  All right, what are you doing with yourself if you're 18?
[02:08:59]  What are you doing?
[02:09:01]  I'm you're nothing.
[02:09:06]  You're a 14-year-old little snot-nosed little brat that mommies out there at happy hour hopping from penis to penis to penis while you're sitting over here taking care of yourself when there should be some kind of family gathering going on over there.
[02:09:21]  So I'm going to family gathering.
[02:09:24]  Jesus Christ.
[02:09:25]  207, what's up?
[02:09:26]  You're on the horn.
[02:09:28]  Why are you such a nazi?
[02:09:31]  Yeah, Jesus Christ.
[02:09:32]  I mean, once you get that lard surgically extracted from your throat, what's up with lard asses nowadays, man?
[02:09:38]  What's up with so many lard asses?
[02:09:40]  I mean, can't you just be kind of fat instead of, like, completely obese where you can't see your prick?
[02:09:47]  You know, that's most of these pretty.
[02:09:49]  You can hear them in their voice.
[02:09:50]  I mean, you can hear it.
[02:09:51]  I mean, they look down.
[02:09:53]  They're seeing nothing but belly.
[02:09:55]  The only reason that they know they have a penis is because their fat arm is still able to get under that belly fat and hold on to some little, you know, something that guides the urination out of their bodies.
[02:10:06]  You know what I mean?
[02:10:07]  And you can hear how fat these people are, for Christ's sake.
[02:10:11]  I know you idiots think I'm some fat lard ass, but could a fat lard ass be this energized?
[02:10:16]  Could a fat lard ass continue to go three hours straight like it ain't no big deal for Christ's sake?
[02:10:22]  I think not.
[02:10:23]  All right?
[02:10:23]  I think not.
[02:10:25]  These lard asses can't even go upstairs for Christ's sake.
[02:10:28]  I see them myself.
[02:10:29]  You know what I mean?
[02:10:30]  Have you ever seen a lard ass go upstairs for Christ's sake?
[02:10:37]  Give me a break.
[02:10:40]  Anyway, I don't want to talk about Pakistan because you idiots don't care about it.
[02:10:44]  Maybe this will cheer you up.
[02:10:46]  How about that, huh?
[02:10:47]  Maybe this will cheer you up.
[02:10:48]  Let's talk a little bit about Prince William and Kate Middleton.
[02:10:55]  Oh, yes, it's the Royals.
[02:10:58]  Oh, yes.
[02:11:00]  Oh, the Royals.
[02:11:02]  Oh, yes.
[02:11:04]  Here comes Kate Middleton.
[02:11:06]  Here comes Prince William.
[02:11:07]  Yes, bring him down, shall we?
[02:11:10]  Oh, yes.
[02:11:12]  They're in Calgary now.
[02:11:14]  They're out there going to the Calgary Rodeo.
[02:11:17]  Did anybody see this?
[02:11:18]  Oh, yes.
[02:11:20]  Prince William and Kate going out there.
[02:11:23]  All right, that's another.
[02:11:24]  Shut it off.
[02:11:25]  Shut it off.
[02:11:26]  You know, the reason I'm bringing this up is because did anybody see these stupid prehistoric monarch bastards actually visit this, what is this, Calgary Rodeo?
[02:11:38]  Did anybody see this?
[02:11:39]  These idiots actually wore cowboy hats, and this asshole they call Prince William actually got on stage and was given a speech with some stupid, disgusting, pathetic cowboy hat on.
[02:11:53]  I mean, it was just disgusting.
[02:11:55]  Here's the YouTube video for all the folks that haven't seen it.
[02:11:58]  I mean, it is a joke.
[02:12:00]  I mean, what an utter joke.
[02:12:01]  And since when did Calgary have cowboys?
[02:12:04]  Can somebody explain that to me?
[02:12:06]  Since when did, out there in Canadia, did they have cowboys that actually wore cowboy hats?
[02:12:13]  I mean, look, do you want to know why, you idiots, the cowboys wore cowboy hats?
[02:12:19]  Do you understand why they wore cowboy hats?
[02:12:21]  Because back in the day, before we had trains and at least the train infrastructure to get connected all across the country, before we had these trucks, we had cowboys who would rustle herds of cattle from one place to another.
[02:12:39]  And these cowboys would not have showers.
[02:12:42]  They'd have to camp out.
[02:12:43]  They'd be hours and hours in the sun.
[02:12:47]  So they'd wear these cowboy hats so they wouldn't become rednecks.
[02:12:51]  You understand?
[02:12:52]  So they wouldn't become rednecks.
[02:12:54]  That's why the goddamn bill of a cowboy hat extends to the back as well as to the front, you idiots.
[02:12:59]  All right?
[02:13:00]  Now, where in Canada do they get so much fucking sun that they need a goddamn cowboy hat so they don't become rednecks?
[02:13:08]  Can somebody explain that to me?
[02:13:10]  I mean, that is a subterranean ice hole.
[02:13:13]  Where and why is there any kind of justification for cowboy hats in Canadia?
[02:13:18]  Can somebody explain this to me?
[02:13:20]  Can somebody explain this?
[02:13:21]  I mean, look, don't you understand?
[02:13:23]  Cowboys, they wore those hats for a reason.
[02:13:28]  They wore them for a reason.
[02:13:29]  They were on the road for like three or four months herding thousands of cattle from one state to state to state until they got to the end of when they were supposed to deliver these cattle for Christ's sake, all right?
[02:13:43]  Jesus Christ.
[02:13:46]  Stupid, dumbass idiot.

=== Collecting Entitlements Immigrants Land (03:29) ===

[02:13:47]  And you know what?
[02:13:48]  Just the royals are coming here now.
[02:13:50]  Oh, they're going to make an American tool now.
[02:13:53]  Yes, that's what they're going to do.
[02:13:56]  They're actually coming to Hollywood.
[02:13:58]  Can you believe it?
[02:13:58]  Huh?
[02:14:00]  They're going to Hollywood for Christ's sake, huh?
[02:14:02]  Yeah, they're going to hobnob with all these leftist scumbags for Christ's sake.
[02:14:06]  It's stupid.
[02:14:09]  I mean, no American people should even be gracing these royal families.
[02:14:14]  You know, isn't that why the forefathers rebelled against the goddamn crown?
[02:14:20]  Because, you know, they pretty much surmised that monarchism was ridiculous.
[02:14:25]  I mean, come on, man.
[02:14:28]  I mean, this is why the forefathers said, you know, we're not going to have any more of this monarch crap, all right?
[02:14:35]  We need a constitutional republic, you know?
[02:14:38]  And that's what they did for Christ's sake.
[02:14:40]  As a matter of fact, if we held on to the values of our forefathers, I think that the United States would be better off today.
[02:14:48]  I mean, you know, remember, in the Constitution, assholes, for all you stupid, dumb teabaggers out there that love to quote the Constitution, it says that the only people that should be allowed to vote are those that own property.
[02:15:03]  Those that own property, it just seems like we just forgot about that.
[02:15:07]  It just kind of just went away for Christ's sake, right?
[02:15:10]  So I'd be more than happy to do that.
[02:15:12]  But better yet, why don't we not go that drastic?
[02:15:14]  Why don't we just force people to show that they actually worked the previous year or previous years period before they get into the ballot box?
[02:15:25]  You know, why don't they show some tax forms showing that they actually contributed to the government that they're voting for?
[02:15:31]  All right?
[02:15:31]  I mean, it's as simple as that.
[02:15:33]  I don't see why anybody who's collecting entitlements, anybody who's collecting any government cheese, food cards, or any of that other crap, I don't see why they should have the right to vote.
[02:15:42]  They shouldn't.
[02:15:43]  They shouldn't, for Christ's sake, because if they did, you know, they could be bought off by whatever politician gives them promises for more money in their goddamn government cheese account or their food card for Christ's sake.
[02:15:56]  It's legal extortion.
[02:15:59]  I mean, they're buying votes for Christ's sake.
[02:16:01]  This is why those that are collecting entitlements should not, and I repeat, they should not be allowed to vote, period.
[02:16:09]  All right?
[02:16:09]  And if you don't like it, well, then tough teddy.
[02:16:12]  All right?
[02:16:12]  This is the land of the free and the home of the brave.
[02:16:15]  All right?
[02:16:16]  And, you know, it seems that we've lost a little bit of that bravery part when all these stupid scumbags in America decided to become assholes in a breadline, begging big brother government to please give them another loaf for Christ's sake.
[02:16:31]  It's disgraceful.
[02:16:33]  It's no coincidence why we have illegals, and not just illegal immigrants, but regular legal immigrants coming into this country, not only working, but they're making businesses, man.
[02:16:43]  I belong to my local Chamber of Commerce, and there are countless immigrants that are actually business owners.
[02:16:49]  Now, can somebody explain to me why a person that's not native to this particular land, all right, why exactly can they go and capitalize off of the freedoms that these stupid name American idiots take for granted?
[02:17:06]  Can somebody explain that to me for Christ's sake?
[02:17:08]  Can somebody please explain it to me with some kind of logic?
[02:17:14]  Jesus Christ.
[02:17:15]  778, you're on the horn.

=== Brick Mortar Money Bottom (06:21) ===

[02:17:16]  What's up?
[02:17:20]  Yeah, you're taking too long.
[02:17:21]  909, what's up?
[02:17:24]  Hello?
[02:17:25]  Yeah, you'd sound too young to be on here.
[02:17:27]  502, what's up?
[02:17:31]  Oh, quality.
[02:17:32]  What, Mohammed?
[02:17:33]  Look at this idiot sitting back watching My Little Pony.
[02:17:36]  That's how sick some of these bronies are for ISR.
[02:17:40]  I could just see this idiot, some fat-bloated piece of crap.
[02:17:43]  He's got cellulite dripping off the chair, huffing down on some goddamn cheese balls, watching my little pony.
[02:17:51]  It's just sick-ass, perverted, Woody Allen butt-loving garbage.
[02:17:56]  801, you're on the horn.
[02:18:00]  Hello.
[02:18:01]  Yeah, what's up?
[02:18:04]  Hey, I have a question.
[02:18:06]  Yeah.
[02:18:08]  Do you work for the radio because no other job will accept KKK members?
[02:18:14]  You stupid son of a bitch.
[02:18:17]  What you do idiots don't understand is that I'm my own man.
[02:18:20]  Do you understand?
[02:18:21]  I work for nobody.
[02:18:23]  I work for myself.
[02:18:24]  You see, that's what you idiots want to be, but you can't.
[02:18:27]  And the reason that you can't is because you're more worried about knowing every episode of My Little Pony.
[02:18:33]  You're more worried about knowing who's the latest asshole hopping around stage like he's got a hamster hanging out his shit funnel on American Idol.
[02:18:44]  You're more worried about the latest couple on Dancing with the Stars.
[02:18:48]  That's what you people are worried about.
[02:18:51]  You understand?
[02:18:52]  I mean, you know, I am my own man, for Christ's sake.
[02:18:54]  I wake up at 5.30 every morning, come to my office.
[02:18:58]  I come to my office.
[02:18:59]  I start trading futures in the futures market.
[02:19:02]  For all you folks that are unfamiliar with futures, well, it's a little complicated.
[02:19:06]  That's why I don't even cover it.
[02:19:07]  I mean, these idiots out here can barely understand equities and commodities.
[02:19:11]  What makes you think that they're going to be able to trade actual Dow and NASDAQ and S ⁇ P futures, for Christ's sake?
[02:19:18]  Not only that, I get options squared away for any potential option plays that I'm doing before the trading day is happening.
[02:19:25]  And then once the trading day starts, I'm day trading.
[02:19:29]  You understand?
[02:19:30]  I'm day trading.
[02:19:31]  I'm out here trying to get liquid capital off of the volatility that we have in today's markets, for Christ's sake.
[02:19:37]  And there's a lot of volatility to be able to get some decent liquidity.
[02:19:42]  And what do I do with the liquidity that I get from day trading?
[02:19:45]  I put it in other long-term investments, or maybe I just cash out a little bit every now and then.
[02:19:51]  But the bottom line is that's what I'm doing.
[02:19:53]  And on top of doing that, I'm a capitalist, baby.
[02:19:58]  I've got real estate.
[02:19:59]  You know, I own like several pieces of real estate all across Texas.
[02:20:02]  I've got a piece of real estate off the coast, which is beachfront, you know, beautiful beach, you know, private, the whole line.
[02:20:10]  All right.
[02:20:11]  I've got, you know, a piece of property right here in the middle of downtown Austin, Texas.
[02:20:15]  And I've got another piece of property somewhere else out here in Texas.
[02:20:19]  And, you know, I'm living lavish off those pieces of real estate because they're assets.
[02:20:24]  You understand?
[02:20:25]  I mean, I could use those as collateral because, you know, if I ever wanted to build some big, humongous project of some sort.
[02:20:34]  All right.
[02:20:34]  Thirdly, I've got, I used to have three, but now I've got two brick-mortar businesses, all right?
[02:20:40]  Which means brick-mortar means they're actual retail locations or they're an actual store somewhere in Texas.
[02:20:46]  I used to have three, got two.
[02:20:48]  I sold one off here the past couple of months, which has generated a humongous amount of capital.
[02:20:56]  That's the money I've been bottom-feeding on, baby.
[02:20:58]  You understand?
[02:20:59]  That's the money I've been bottom-feeding on right there, is the selling and the liquidation of that one brick-mortar business, for Christ's sake, all right?
[02:21:08]  And that's how I'm making money, baby, because I've got to have it.
[02:21:13]  Ooh, I've got to have it.
[02:21:17]  I mean, that's what I do, baby.
[02:21:19]  I'm a capitalist.
[02:21:21]  All right?
[02:21:22]  I mean, that's what I do.
[02:21:23]  And not to mention that, you know, when I make big profits, I make sure that well, let me put it to you like this.
[02:21:30]  All right.
[02:21:31]  The easy part's making the money.
[02:21:33]  The hardest part is keeping the money because you got so many people trying to grab a piece of that cake.
[02:21:39]  If it's not the government trying to tax your ass to death, it's family out here trying to, you know, get on, hop on board with your lifestyle.
[02:21:49]  And I'm not just talking about your intermediate family.
[02:21:51]  I'm talking about your extended family, like asshole cousins that you ain't seen in like fifty years.
[02:21:57]  They come out and they're like, hey, how you doing?
[02:21:59]  Cousin?
[02:22:01]  You know, I'm talking about, you know, stupid bimbos that, you know, you gave the high-hard one to after a night at the ooh-a-la bar.
[02:22:08]  They find out that you're worth a couple of bucks and they come up here with some kid that they that they're claiming is yours, you know, that sort of thing.
[02:22:16]  You know, I mean, the bottom line is that I am a capitalist.
[02:22:20]  I'm going to be a capitalist to the day I die.
[02:22:22]  As a matter of fact, I'm considering, because I do have some extra capital, I'm considering making another venture into a brick-mortar business.
[02:22:31]  I kid you not.
[02:22:32]  Now, the bad part about it is that this potential project that I'm thinking about out here, I'm going to open up another store out here in Texas.
[02:22:43]  I've been considering.
[02:22:43]  I haven't made any final decisions on it.
[02:22:45]  I've been pricing out all the potential costs, so on and so forth.
[02:22:51]  I've got capital in my pocket.
[02:22:52]  I can generate and raise capital.
[02:22:55]  I've been thinking about going into another brick-mortar business.
[02:22:59]  The problem is that I'm not going to be able to do this show that often if I do that.
[02:23:05]  And I'm considering it because I'm getting a little greedy, baby.
[02:23:09]  I mean, I want to live larger, baby.
[02:23:11]  I want to live larger.
[02:23:15]  And I'm considering it.
[02:23:17]  I'm considering it here.
[02:23:19]  I'm not going to say what business I'm getting into, but let me tell you right now, I'm thinking high-end retail right now.
[02:23:27]  That's what I'm thinking, high-end retail as it relates to any potential ventures of the future.
[02:23:32]  And I strongly advise anybody who's got enough money to go into a business venture.

=== US Sing Rest Show See Later (04:41) ===

[02:23:38]  And you don't necessarily have to have the money on you.
[02:23:42]  You just have to have enough assets to be able to put up as collateral so that the bank can lend you the money.
[02:23:49]  And when the bank lends you the money, don't be an idiot and blow it.
[02:23:53]  Be an actual business owner and take that money, use it to your advantage, pay back your loan.
[02:23:59]  You're living golden.
[02:24:01]  It's as simple as that.
[02:24:02]  It's as simple as that.
[02:24:05]  But anyway, like I said, I mean, I've been considering it.
[02:24:08]  I'll let people know here in the next couple of months whether or not I'm going to take a hiatus from the show because this business that I'm considering investing in, I mean, I've got to go and make sure that it is constructed properly.
[02:24:20]  So that means I've got to be there and make sure that these goddamn contractors aren't short-changing me with material.
[02:24:26]  I've got to make sure that these idiots aren't doing shoddy work.
[02:24:31]  I've got to make sure that they're not, you got to be on the ball with these things.
[02:24:35]  And once the thing's constructed, you've got to make sure that you build yourself a pretty decent employment team.
[02:24:41]  The whole nine yards, baby.
[02:24:43]  And that's the way it is.
[02:24:48]  And I love it.
[02:24:49]  Oh, people are saying they're bored, for Christ's sake.
[02:24:51]  They're bored?
[02:24:53]  Oh, man.
[02:24:53]  I didn't know y'all are bored.
[02:24:54]  Well, let's just tell you what, let's sing something.
[02:24:58]  How about that?
[02:24:59]  How about let's all sing something.
[02:25:01]  Let's all sing this.
[02:25:02]  Here we go.
[02:25:02]  Ready?
[02:25:03]  Here you go.
[02:25:04]  There you go.
[02:25:04]  We're going to do this for the rest of the show.
[02:25:06]  Listen to the show.
[02:26:33]  Shut it up.
[02:26:34]  Shut it up.
[02:26:37]  I'll do that for the rest of the show, you sax of crap.
[02:26:40]  You know what I'm saying?
[02:26:41]  And this is Bowler Friday, baby.
[02:26:44]  Bowler Friday is what it is.
[02:26:48]  I don't need to be sitting here talking to these people.
[02:26:50]  They're like, oh, I'm bored.
[02:26:52]  Well, if you're bored, turn it off.
[02:26:54]  How about that?
[02:26:55]  Turn it off, you stupid, pathetic loser.
[02:26:57]  How about that?
[02:26:58]  Let me go ahead and take a swing of this cryer.
[02:27:03]  I could be on 6th Street right now, millet time, baby, out there drinking it up.
[02:27:09]  I mean, you know that they closed the whole street of 6th Street.
[02:27:13]  You know what I'm saying?
[02:27:14]  They closed the whole street of 6th Street every weekend, baby, so everybody could just kind of walk in the middle of the street, drunk as a skunk, you know, no big deal.
[02:27:26]  That's what I'm saying, baby.
[02:27:29]  As a matter of fact, you know, I'm kind of feeling good.
[02:27:32]  I'm kind of feeling good.
[02:27:33]  And, you know, there's a lot of new fags in here that are saying they're bored, they're this and that.
[02:27:38]  So I tell you what: instead of doing radio graffiti, instead of doing shout-outs, and instead of doing everything else, I'm out of here, baby.
[02:27:49]  I'm going to 6th Street, and I'm capitalizing.
[02:27:53]  See you later, baby.
[02:27:54]  See you later.
[02:27:56]  So long, suckers.
[02:28:00]  You've been listening to True Capitalist Radio.
[02:28:02]  The thoughts, views, ideas, comments, and opinions of the host of this show are absolutely his.
[02:28:08]  Catch more live episodes Monday through Friday from 3:30 to 6:30 Central.
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[02:28:18]  That's it.

=== Luxury Innovation Benz GLC Driving Modes (00:28) ===

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