Ghost and Go Me dissect the July 6, 2011 market rally, mocking Obama's $289,000-per-job stimulus and criticizing cotton prices alongside Iraq's $2 trillion cost. They condemn California's proposed gay history curriculum as teaching "glory holes," attack single mothers using slurs like "Skankosaurus slutbags," and speculate Hugo Chavez faces assassination in Brazil. The episode concludes with Ghost promoting his "Capitalist Army" while dismissing TSA searches, Facebook privacy, and Howard Stern as obsolete losers. [Automatically generated summary]
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This is True Capitalist Radio.
True Capitalist Radio.
I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
For badass of business.
Give him capitalism or give him death.
That's it.
Period.
Broadcasting from his skylight office studios in beautiful downtown Austin, Texas.
You sound fruitier than a box of fruit loops, for Christ's sake.
And now, he'll take it from here.
Your host, the prognosticator of prognosticators, the man they call...
Go Me.
And thank you for tuning in with me to another edition of True Capitalist Radio.
And of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
And once again, folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
This is episode number 122, 122, for all the folks that are keeping track of the True Capitalist broadcast.
And of course, before we get into anything else, I'd like for everybody to please retweet the broadcast, go to the social networks, go to the blogs, go to the forums, spread it around like wildfire, and let everybody know that we're in affected in the house right now.
Do you understand what I'm saying?
Anyway, folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
It is Wednesday hump day.
I know a lot of you, you know, brony and homosexual persuasion ass clowns that post YouTube videos about me like to call this Fruit Bowl Wednesday because it seems to me like we got a lot of Fruit Bowls walking around out here listening to the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
And the thing about it is, I was just completely unaware, completely unaware that we actually had this much of a gay contingent listening to the True Capitalist broadcast.
All right.
Now, don't get me wrong, it doesn't surprise me because yours truly is a capitalist.
And, you know, most of the homosexuals that are out here working, you know, they're taxpayers.
You know?
I mean, homosexuals, what are they?
Makeup artists, you know, they're cutting hair.
You know what I'm saying?
You know, they're bartenders at gay bars.
Whatever they're doing, you know, servicing glory holes, $10 a pop, whatever.
All right?
Whatever they're doing, they're paying taxes for it.
And they're basically having to pay an exuberant amount of taxes because they have no dependents because they're homosexual.
They have to pay an exuberant amount of taxes because they can't get married.
So as a result, what's happening here is you've got these homosexuals out here paying for the breeders.
So it makes perfect sense on why you have a humongous homosexual contingent listening to the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
All right?
Anyway, folks, let me go ahead and get through the markets, folks.
It's Wednesday, hump day, and, you know, I can't, I hate to keep tooting my own horn here, but beep, beep.
Because what did I say about three weeks ago?
What did I say three weeks ago when everybody was running from the market?
We saw Dow Jones Industrials at $11,800.
What was I saying?
I was telling everybody to entertain plays.
I was talking about everybody to entertain ideas of investment in the equities market, folks.
And if you'd have been listening to me, you'd have been making some serious capital.
You understand?
You'd be making some serious goddamn capital, for Christ's sake.
Let me get through the markets first, folks, because I'm making money, baby.
I'm making money.
I don't know about you.
Maybe you're out there playing with your Peter Popper to, you know, old pictures of Ricky Martin's asshole.
But me, I'm here.
I'm making money.
God damn it.
It feels good to be a capitalist.
And by the way, since I'm making so much money on those bottom-feeding opportunities that I partook in when I was telling everybody that they should be partaking in it, let me tell you, I have stocked up on some great bottles of liquor.
You know what I'm saying?
Some bottles of some libations here.
And for you folks that know, I bought myself some Louis, some cognac, baby, cognac, the drink that's drank by jeez.
You understand what I'm saying here?
Probably one of the few products that Paris actually produces, or excuse me, France actually produces.
It's worth the crap besides champagne.
But let me tell you, I'm drinking on some cognac, Louis.
You know, what was that one rapper that said, I think it was Biggie Smalls, that fat diabetic bastard that said, birthdays was the worst days.
Now we're sipping on Louie when we thirst day.
And that's what I'm doing, man.
Cheers to everybody out there who's listening.
This is the Wednesday edition of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
Let me take a sip of this cognac here.
Oh, man, it's so smooth.
So smooth and good, baby.
Cheers to everybody out there, for Christ's sake.
And all you idiots that are calling me an alcoholic.
I hate to keep reiterating this.
I'm not.
All right?
An alcoholic drinks the same cheap-ass bottle of hooch every single goddamn day of his life.
I don't.
You understand?
I'm a connoisseur.
You people need to get that through your goddamn heads.
You need to make the distinguishing difference between them both.
All right?
I'm not an alcoholic.
I'm a connoisseur out here.
All right?
Every time you hear me drink, I'm drinking something new.
Because you want to know why?
Because I appreciate the libation.
I actually take the time to go out and actually appreciate the nuances of the taste of every different libation that's out there.
And I'm not talking about the cheap rotgut crap either.
I'm talking about premium.
I'm talking about high-class libations, baby.
I'm talking about $300 a bottle because I can do that.
Anyway, folks, let me go ahead and get through the markets here.
As you know, we're seeing pluses.
As a matter of fact, I mean, we were actually seeing a mixed bag throughout the day.
And then all of a sudden, there towards the end, the market bulls took control of the equities market and everything, everything increased on the plus side in the equities markets there at the end of the day.
Dow Jones Industrials closes out and get this.
Look.
This is why I'm saying I'm the prognosticator of prognosticators, all right?
Three weeks ago, you can look back in the archive.
Every one of these shows are archived at www.blogtalkradio.com/slash ghost.
All right?
You can look back there three weeks ago.
I was telling everybody while all the Wall Street investors out here were walking around ballless, you know, like a bunch of no-balls-having capitalists not knowing what the hell to do with their goddamn assets, selling off.
I was the only one up here saying, hey, it's time to start getting in on some of these bottom-feeding opportunities.
When we saw the Dow Jones Industrials at $11,800, I was telling everybody it's time to start making some opportunities out here.
When everybody's leaving the market, that's when you should go into the market.
That's what made Warren Buffett, the second richest man in the world, a billionaire.
All right.
That's what made Warren Buffett.
That's the key fundamental factor of investing when it goes to Warren Buffett's long-term strategy of investment.
When everybody's leaving, that's when you should start entertaining possibilities of coming into the market.
And then once everybody comes back into the market, you already have shares.
Your shares go up by default, baby.
You make serious capital like yours truly here.
And you can actually sip on some of these goddamn $300, $400 bottles of liquor, for Christ's sake.
I love it, baby.
I love being a capitalist.
I don't know about you, people, but I love being a capitalist, man.
Let me take a sip here.
Anyway, take this one sip here, folks.
Sorry.
Oh, man, that's smooth.
Anyway, the Dow Jones Industrials today closed out at $12,626.
$12,626, an increase of 56.15 points, a percentage increase of 0.45%.
I mean, we're seeing consistent increases day in and day out.
And why?
Because just like I said, I said during the springtime when all the investors were running out of the market, when everybody was running this helter-skelter type investment strategy, I was telling people that, hey, this retraction in economics is only going to be temporary.
And the reason that it's going to be temporary was because during the springtime, during the months of March, April, May, even going back into February, we saw an increase in not only the energy prices, but we saw an increase in commodities, which is all the crap that we buy at the grocery store, food and crap.
So as a result, all the classes that are underneath the high class, which is the middle class and the so-called Poe in America, these people didn't have enough money to go out and spend on these extracurricular activities.
So that's why you saw retailers like Walmart, like Target during these times didn't meet up to the streets' expectations of earnings.
And the reason they didn't meet up to the street's expectation of earnings, given the fact that these are retailers that generally retail to the mass populace and not a niche market retailer per se, they didn't meet up to the streets' expectations.
Now, who did?
Who did?
I'll tell you who did.
What was that?
Tiffany's Jewelers.
All right.
While everybody was posting in the retail sector, not meeting up to the streets' expectations, you got Tiffany's Jewelers, Williams and Sonoma.
I mean, you had Lulu Mon Athletica.
All these high-end retailers going up the roof.
And that's where I was hedging a lot of these retractions and a lot of these sell-offs that I did during that particular time phase.
I was putting them in these types of retail stocks.
You understand?
Now, at this point in time, we're seeing the bounce back from all the middle classes downward.
We're starting to see them come out the pocket this summer.
Why?
Because oil prices have come down.
Why?
Commodity prices are coming down.
That's why.
And as a result, you have these people saving.
They actually saved.
They saved by default because they couldn't go out and afford to blow money in the months of February, March, April, May, June.
Or it should be May.
June is when we started seeing this tick up, if you want my personal opinion.
So I'm saying, look, this bounce back is going to extend not only into the back-to-school day sales, but I think it's also going to extend into the holidays.
Right now, I know that the market still looks a little high, but there are some bottom-feeding opportunities for folks to partake in, and I think that you should do it.
Stop tickling your ass crack, you know, digging for gold in there.
It's time for you to start making some serious capital.
All right.
Anyway, we got SP 500 on the plus side today, even though it was down most of the day.
Was up modestly 1.34 points, a percentage increase of 0.10%, closing out today at 1,339.22 points.
NASDAQ closed up modestly 8.25 points, a percentage increase of 0.29%, closing out today at 2,834.02 points.
And for all the European brethren out there who invest in the FTSE 100, it is down today, believe it or not, 21.11 points, a percentage decrease of 0.35%, closing out the FTSE today at 6,002.92 points.
All right, let's get to the damn commodities because, you know, you saw this up, this gain in equities.
You would think that you would see some decreases in commodities, right?
Wrong.
Once again, we're in a healther-skelter market.
You understand?
These people don't know what the hell they're doing.
They know their asses from their elbow.
They don't know how to invest.
They don't know crap.
All right?
So anyway, let's get through the damn commodities markets.
Energy.
We got Brent crude oil futures.
Brent crude is the oil that's consumed by Asia and Europe for all you ignorant assholes that don't know.
It is up today 63 cents, a percentage increase of 0.55% closing out today at $114.24 per barrel of Brent crude oil.
We've got gasoline futures up $6.50.
Heating oil futures up $2.03.
Natural gas tanking today, for Christ's sake.
If you were in the natural gas sector today, let me tell you something.
You were losing some serious capital.
I mean, Jesus Christ, it was down 13 cents, a percentage decrease of get this, 3.16% on the day.
That's some horrible lossage.
I wouldn't like to wake up and see that.
Well, now let's get to the WTI Sweet Crude Futures, folks, which is the crude oil, the crude oil that is actually consumed by America here, which affects the prices of not only the gas pumps, but a lot of the retail products that we see in our stores, grocery stores, because it actually takes a truck, a train, some sort of mode of transportation that consumes fuel to get from the producer to the retailer.
And it is up today, modestly, 12 cents today, a percentage increase of 0.12%, closing out WTI Sweet Crude at $97.01 per barrel of Brent crude oil.
Let's get through agriculture.
Canola is up $3.
We got Cocoa Future down, selling off today, down $39, a percentage decrease of 1.21%.
A sell-off in coffee today.
We saw a sell-off in coffee.
It's down $2.10, a percentage decrease of 0.78%.
We got corn modestly down, not down enough, but it's still down.
Down $4, percentage decrease of 0.65%.
Stimulus Package Controversy00:15:17
Cotton continues its free fall, for Christ's sake, and it means hopefully that we won't have to continue to see these goddamn douchebags, fruity asses that continue to wear these goddamn shirts that are eight times too small for their bodies.
I'm sick of seeing that crap.
I mean, look, I'm out here in Austin, Texas, all right?
I mean, I see these douchebags, all right?
I mean, they're walking around all over the place, for Christ's sake, with these dumbass, stupid little fruity ass Ed Hardy t-shirts and Amber Crumby fitch and all this nonsense, for Christ's sake.
I mean, that's enough.
All right, that's just about enough.
Look, cotton prices are coming down.
There's no reason to dress like this kind of ridiculous, pathetic anal douche.
There is no reason.
All right.
Anyway, we've got wheat futures down $9.50.
We've got sugar continuing its increase.
It's up modestly today, $0.08, a percentage increase of 0.29%.
Soybean is up 50 cents today.
Lumber is down $8.60, a percentage increase, or excuse me, a percentage decrease.
Pretty bad decrease today in lumber.
3.29% decrease on the day.
Oats are down four bucks.
That's a percentage decrease of 1.13%.
We've got soybean oil futures up modestly today, 18 cents.
And I guess, once again, the bull-nose bulldykes stayed home today because the wool futures, that's right, the wool futures have just basically stayed the same today.
Anyway, let's get to the metals.
You know, you would thought that since you saw an increase in equities that you would see a decrease in metals.
Wrong.
Once again, I've been saying that we are in a health or skelter market.
You know what I'm saying?
Some kind of a goddamn health or skelter market where the investor has completely just lost track of reality, lost their balls, lost how to actually fundamentally trade, fundamentally invest, so on and so forth.
So this is what we're having to deal with.
We're having to make calculated stock-picking decisions on this environment.
But let me tell you something.
The long-term investor reigns supreme.
The long-term investor reigns supreme in this environment, folks.
So buy low, sell high.
It's as simple as that.
All right, it's as simple as that.
I know people out here.
I don't know anything.
I don't know anything.
Well, take your hat out of your ass and start getting some balls and realize, hey, it's time for you to get up and start being a goddamn capitalist and being a man and making some goddamn capital, to say the least.
Anyway, let's get through the goddamn markets.
Copper is down today, $1.50.
It's the only metal that was down today.
Gold is up $16.70, a percentage increase of 1.10%.
Over 1% increase today on gold, closing out today at $1,529.40 per troy ounce of gold.
We've got silver futures up 48 cents.
That's a percentage increase of 1.37%.
Closing out today at $35.89 per troy ounce of silver.
We've got live cattle futures down 62 cents.
We've got cattle feeder futures down 17 cents.
And for all you assholes that like a couple of ham bones shoved down your gullet every now and then, lean hog futures are up 85 cents.
And that, my friends, is the markets for your ass.
And I hope that you're capitalizing, baby, because I'm sure as hell am.
I'm sure as hell capitalizing for Christ's sake.
I mean, cheers to all the true capitalists throughout the world.
Throughout the world, baby.
And that's all there is to it.
Let me take a sip of this cognac, baby.
I just love cognac.
That's good.
That's good stuff.
Anyway, folks, I want to hear from you.
646-652-4869.
I'm pretty optimistic about the market, folks.
I think that right now, I mean, there's still some beautiful opportunities to be made out here in the stock market.
You just got to do your own investment, investment education.
You need to do your own investment research.
And let me tell you, don't depend on any of these mutual funds.
Don't depend on any kind of a stock fund manager.
Don't depend on these people.
You understand?
I mean, you have to depend on yourself.
Nobody's going to make you rich.
You understand?
That's what people don't understand when they give their money to their so-called money man.
That idiot doesn't give a crap how rich you are.
Only you are going to care about how rich you are.
You understand?
Only you're going to care about how wealthy that you want to be.
Only you're going to care on how many bottles of cognac and scotch and Cuban cigars.
Only you have the capability, the probability, and the eligibility to do so.
And it's time for you to grasp opportunity and take it because prosperity is there.
Prosperity is there for everybody.
That's all there is to it, folks.
Anyway, I want to talk a little bit about Obama's little virtual town hall meeting.
I don't know if y'all saw that today.
I was actually tweeting during that particular little town hall meeting.
I was hosted by Twitter.
And basically, Barack Obama was sitting there with some fruit bowl from Twitter.
And the Fruit Bowl from Twitter was supposedly getting tweets real time and asking them to Barack Obama.
Now, I tried to tweet a question in hopes of Barack Obama answering this particular question.
And of course, I asked people to retweet, and I even tweeted it a couple of times.
Did I get any kind of response?
No, absolutely not.
You want to know why?
Because he couldn't answer it.
The question I asked was, explain stimulus two and why you just didn't cut a check to all Americans for $100,000.
Taxpayers would have saved half a trillion.
I wish I had a little bit more characters to also say that not only would taxpayers have saved half a trillion dollars if you'd have just gave every American citizen $100,000 instead of this ridiculous trillion-dollar stimulus package two crap, which has done nothing, all right?
Which has done nothing.
That stimulus package two, each job that was created out of that, cost the taxpayer $289,000, all right?
$289,000, every job that was created by Stimulus Package 2.
All right?
I mean, seriously.
All right?
I mean, it's ridiculous.
Secondly, the reason that he didn't answer back and the reason that this town hall, and for all you people that weren't aware, there was a town hall today, assholes.
I'm not talking about him answering to me on Twitter.
I'm talking about the town hall meeting that he had on Twitter, you stupid jerk dicks.
He actually had a video conference there that was broadcasted to the world for Christ's sake, and he was supposed to be taking supposed questions from real time, and he didn't.
All right?
So give me a break.
And the reason that he didn't answer the question, which is very simple, you know, first of all, explain stimulus two and why it was even necessary.
He can't do that.
All he'll say is, oh, we created 2 million jobs because of the stimulus package 2, even though each and every one, each and every one of those jobs cost the taxpayer $278,000.
It's ridiculous.
You know?
I mean, look, I'm not a socialist bastard, but I'm just saying if we wanted to play the game of Mr. Socialist out here, I mean, you know, since Obama in 2008 was caught talking about, yes, we can, baby, yes, we can, and all this ridiculous three-word mantra crap, how come he didn't just get in the office and say, hey, look, I'll tell you what, we're going to give $100,000 right now, $100,000 to everybody in America.
And you can do with it whatever you wish.
All right?
Whatever it is you wish, go out, spend it, blow it, party, invest in housing, invest in cars, invest in whatever, whatever the hell you wanted to do.
That would have put a bigger boost in the economy than this ridiculous stimulus package 2 bill that I was against from the beginning.
And you can look back at the archive with that crap.
You can look back at the archive.
And I just wanted to ask Barack Obama to, first of all, basically justify why we gave away $1 trillion in Stimulus Package 2, which was nothing more than the liberal regime paying back all its campaign contributors.
That's all Stimulus Package 2 was.
That's all it was.
Everybody who donated to the liberal regime's campaign contribution account, that's who got paid during stimulus two.
And it wasn't the American people, huh?
You elected these people.
You elected this leader, you know?
You elected this leader, and yet he can't help you in your time of turmoil.
Instead, what does he do?
He gives all a trillion dollars to everybody who donated to the campaigns of any Democrat that was elected in 2008.
Huh?
Oh, that's just great, isn't it?
And the only reason that I'm pulling out this number of $100,000 for everybody in America, because instead of Stimulus 2, Stimulus Package 2 cost us $1 trillion.
If he would have just cut everybody in America a check for $100,000, we would have saved a half a trillion dollars.
You understand that?
It would have been a half a trillion dollars less than the stimulus package.
I mean, I know this is kind of hard for you idiots to comprehend in your head.
I mean, it just doesn't make any sense, though.
I mean, you know, we spent a trillion in stimulus package two.
Now you've got Goolsby and all the other economic Keynesian goons in the Barack Obama administration talking about how we want stimulus package two.
No, it's not stimulus package three, stimulus package four.
I mean, they're already talking about several of these stimulus packages.
Who are they going to?
They're not going to the American people.
You know, they're not going to the American people, even though the American people think that they're getting everything from under the sun for Christ's sake.
I mean, are you kidding me?
You're getting the beans.
You know what I mean?
You're getting the beans for Christ's sake.
So anyway, I want to hear from you.
What do you think about this?
Barack Obama was out here in this town hall meeting, you know, justifying all his, you know, ridiculous sellout of the American taxpayer.
You know, he was actually out there actually justifying turning this great country that we used to know of as America, that used to be the bastion, the bastion of capitalism.
We have now become the bastards of capitalism.
And he was just basically justifying him and his regime turning America into what we now know of as, everybody knows, junkyard America.
All right?
Oh, man, that's right.
It's junkyard America, baby.
Four more years of junkyard America, baby.
Come on now.
Who wants another stimulus package check, baby?
Stimulus package.
Oh, stimulus package check.
Baby, baby, baby, baby.
Let's get four more years, baby.
Junkyard America.
How many of you people want a stimulus package check every year right now?
Come on.
How many of you want cash for Clark's cash for crap cat for YDF, baby?
Yeah, yeah.
Junkyard America.
Shake it, shake it, shake it.
Back it down now.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, junkyard America.
It's junkyard America, baby.
It's junkyard America.
That's what we turned into.
I mean, have you been to the mall?
Have you been to the grocery store for Christ's sake?
Have you looked at the amount of disgusting-looking peasantry that we have for American masses at this point in time?
These people don't even have enough integrity to put clothes on themselves.
They're out here with frayed-out shorts and shit-stained t-shirts, you know, and Dale Earnhardt bandanas for Christ's sake.
They're out there with flip-flops.
It's garbage, man.
It's garbage.
And you want to call this, you know, the new America?
Is this what you want to call it?
I mean, you know, it was one of these renaisser places that I saw on television.
You know, one of these advertisements, a lot of renaissors, believe it or not.
I don't never realize that that was such a prevalent business model.
But one of these rental places where you actually rent furniture, you know, rent to own, that kind of crap, one of the advertisements actually said, uh, shop a new way for the new economy.
The new economy?
The new way to shop for the new economy?
The new economy is this ridiculous, disgusting debt peasant hole that we call a country for Christ's sake.
I mean, give me a goddamn bird for Christ's sake.
I want to hear from you.
646-652-4869.
Did you see this town hall meeting?
Were you impressed?
Or were you one of these liberals that were creaming in the pants, feeling funny in the leg or something after you heard these so-called explanations by our president?
I want to hear from you.
All right?
I want to hear from you.
Area coach 734, you're on the horn.
What's up?
Nobody cares about your fat ass fapping.
All right, son.
832, you're on the horn.
Yeah, uh, hello?
Yeah, what's up?
Yeah, I just think it's bullshit how, like, we're just like, our economy is just going in this.
Man, you're stumbling over your own tongue.
You sound like some stupid, you know, over-feminized douchebag, and I don't really want to talk to you.
Don Lop, you're on the air.
What's up?
Y'all going to make that a new meme now?
Is that what y'all are going to do?
Y'all are going to make that a new meme?
Zach Morris and, you know, what was it?
Here's I'm saved by the bear.
Are you kidding me?
Y'all are going to make that a freaking meme?
Give me a freaking break.
I mean, we're supposed to be talking about the president.
He held a goddamn virtual town hall on Twitter.
And I want to hear what you had to say about it.
I mean, did anybody see it?
I bet you half of you people were, you know, tickling your ass cracks looking for something to finger bang over a chat room session when you should have been listening to this president or you should have been well aware of something that'll get you ahead in life as opposed to remaining in mediocrity.
Jesus Christ.
Baby Boomer Fiscal Responsibility00:15:24
Who else we got going on?
507, you're on the horn.
What's up?
Free your slaves.
Free your slaves.
Free your.
Yeah, that's not funny, asshole.
651, what's going on?
It's getting really annoying hearing all these people, these liberals, you know, you know what I mean?
Just cholling.
Hey, this is this is the this is America, man.
I mean, these are the people that are voting.
You want to know why we have scumbags in Washington?
You want to know why these assholes in Washington basically gave away taxpayer money to recapitalize Wall Street on their bad investments?
You want to know why that we have these assholes selling us out, outsourcing jobs, doing all the things that America hates?
It's because the stupid ass American public.
You know what I think too is the teachers are brainwashing a lot of these kids.
You go to a school, you'll hear them just babbling on and on about how Obama's the best and the Messiah and all that kind of crap.
Well, not only that, not only that, I think that public education has done more than any other mechanism of bureaucratic government to basically dumb down our kids into nothing more than stupid, pathetic, ignorant egomaniacs.
You know?
I'm serious.
I mean, you know, our kids nowadays, they've got a self-esteem that's through the roof when they have no reason to have a self-esteem.
Do you understand?
I mean, you know, you've got losers out here dressed in disgusting threads that look like they have stains of old excrement from the last booze session where you lost your bowels for Christ's sake and they're still sporting this crap and they actually believe that their life is somehow so significant for Christ's sake.
You know what I'm saying?
I mean, this is what's really, really unfortunate about our country.
Instead of American people just being content with wherever they are in life and possibly doing, even if it's just a minimal, a minimal amount of effort of improvement, you know, you go up and up and up.
You see, but education, what it's done to us, it has dumbed the American, the average American student down to the point where they can no longer cognitively reason.
They can no longer critically think.
The only thing they can do is regurgitate a bunch of nonsense.
That's why half these assholes that call me up trying to talk against capitalism, they're reading the crap from Wikipedia.
They're reading this crap from some stupid website because they cannot comprehend in their own simplistic Paxil Ridlin Prozac infected brains.
They can't comprehend an original thought process that they can put together and actually say, for Christ's sake, they can actually say and communicate to other people.
And all I'm saying is that the public education system is a contributing factor to the dumbing down of America.
It has dumbed down America.
I mean, how can you think that you're a good student?
How can you think that you're educated when the only thing that you can do is answer multiple choice tests?
You know?
I mean, you know, you've got four choices.
You've got a 25% chance of getting it right without you even knowing the freaking answer.
You understand?
It makes no freaking sense.
This is why America sucks.
This is why America is stupid.
This is why the pussification of America has been implemented upon our society.
It's disgraceful.
And the only thing they do is keep getting the multiple choice tests even more easier and more easier so these educators can say, hey, see, look, our students is learning.
You know, our children is learning.
They're putting food on their family.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, 6466524869.
Thanks for the call, man.
That's an interesting point and a point that I take because let me tell you something right now.
These educators, they are not helping our children one bit.
You know what they're doing?
They're turning them into future convicts.
You know, I mean, it's very penitentiary in the school system nowadays.
You know?
You know, they're trying to put them in uniforms now.
Can you believe this crap?
They're trying to put them in uniforms.
You know, they're trying to separate the sexes.
You know, I mean, we're going to talk about it later on.
Out there in California, they're going to put in a gay and lesbian history class in California education, for Christ's sake.
I'm not joking.
We're going to talk about that later.
But this is America.
This is America, folks.
I kid you not.
We're supposed to be talking about President Obama having a virtual town hall meeting on Twitter.
Meanwhile, the debt ceiling deadline continues to grow closer and closer, folks.
We need this debt ceiling to be increased.
Now, this is where something where me and the President actually agree on.
I do believe when he states that if we don't get a debt ceiling increase approved in the Congress and Senate here before the deadline, that let me tell you, we're going to see an economic collapse of world proportions that we have never seen in our life.
The problem is, is that the President wants to increase the debt ceiling while increasing spending.
You know?
And that's just completely fiscally irresponsible.
That's kicking the goddamn can down the ro the road for another day, and it's irresponsible.
Now, the right wing of the political spectrum in America, those that are, you know, Republican or Tea Party or Teabaggers, these people think that they are tax cutters.
These people like to think that, oh, we're cutting taxes.
We're fiscally responsible.
We're fiscally responsible, boy.
Well, if you're fiscally responsible, there, teabaggers, you know, if you're fiscally responsible, if you're tax cutters, how come you won't touch Social Security, you old pieces of crap?
Huh?
How come we can't cut Social Security?
Why don't we give the money that are taken out of checks from young people in America for Social Security?
Why can't we just let them have it and let them do what they wish with it?
You understand?
You know, I find it funny that these old people, you know, they try to say, oh, there's an age difference and age isn't.
He wants to take Social Security away from us and we're going to starve to death and we're not going to be able to afford our medication.
Folks, I blogged about this.
75% of the wealth in America today, 75% of the wealth is where?
Guess where?
The baby boomers, all right?
It's in the baby boomer generation.
So cutting your stupid little $1,500 a month Social Security check is not going to break these people.
You know?
It's not going to break them.
You know who, you know, continuing this ridiculous Social Security system, you know who it's breaking?
It's breaking the young people.
The young people that were told by our ignorant education system and by the slimy baby boomers that they had to get a college education and put themselves in debt.
And let me tell you something.
I've been hearing $90,000, $100,000 now in college debt since the increase in tuition.
You know, $90,000, $100,000.
That's before.
That's before they even enter into the goddamn workforce.
They're in debt.
And this is not the same type of debt like you put on your house.
This is not the same type of secure debt that you put on your car.
I mean, this is a whole new realm of secure debt.
You cannot.
And I repeat, you cannot go default on a student loan.
They will collect from your ass because now, because Barack Obama came into power and Stimulus Package 2 and all these regulated initiatives that he's passed, he's nationalized student loans.
So now, if you take out a student loan, they are going to collect from your ass for life.
And if you don't believe me, why don't you read about the Department of Education SWAT team?
You understand?
The Department of Education SWAT team.
Yeah, they got a SWAT team.
You know what I'm saying?
They are raiding people's houses as we speak that are trying to go default on student loans.
All right?
I'm not joking, folks.
People think I'm just pulling this out of my ass.
I kid you not.
This is for real.
And then you have these baby boomers.
They have the audacity.
They have the audacity to sit here and say, how can you take away our Social Security, you heartless bastards?
How in the hell can you put your children into economic bondage before they even had an opportunity to be employed, for Christ's sake?
Why don't you explain that one to me?
What doesn't anybody out there in internet land explain that to me?
Anyway, 646-652-4869 is the number to call.
I want to hear from you.
What do you got to say about this?
Area code 513, what's up?
You're on the horn.
Hey, what's up, ghost?
How you doing?
How's it going?
It's going pretty good.
Hey, first I want to apologize.
Last week, I called in and my mom started chewing you out about.
Oh, so you're the son of that mother that called up and just started going ballistic?
Yeah, I want to apologize.
She made me actually sit down and watch a Michael Moore movie about capitalism.
Made me watch it or she was going to kick me out.
Oh, my God.
How old are you, son?
Yeah.
I'm 18.
You're 19?
18.
18?
Well, once you go, once you get out of your mom's house, once you get yourself a job, get the hell out of there.
Well, I had a job until this stuff happened.
She won't let me listen to you anymore.
She literally took away the internet from me.
She took away the internet from me.
Well, how in the hell are you supposed to get ahead in life, son?
I mean, does she just want you to be there like her own personal slave?
And what?
Do you get her cigarettes?
Do you go out and get her crap?
I mean, is that your job?
Is that what you want your job to be?
Yeah, she has me to go out and do that stuff for her.
My job was I worked tech support from home for ISP local to us.
And since she took the modem with her, I don't have a way to do my job.
And so they let me go.
I was getting ready to move out.
Man, this is horrible.
You know, I mean, you know, you need to figure out, you need to figure out a way to, you know, just go somewhere else.
You know what I mean?
I mean, I have nowhere else to go.
Well, you know, I mean, you need to.
Hold on, let me explain.
Okay, you know, it's not that hard to scrape up a good 40 bucks.
All right, 40 or 50 bucks.
All right.
You scrape up a good 40 or 50 bucks.
All right.
In the morning, you just leave.
You pack up all your belongings.
You get the hell out of there.
You're 18 years old.
You don't need to be going through this crap.
And then you go to a motel.
You know what I'm saying?
I know that these fleabag motels got a lot of disgusting elements in it.
But hey, it's free HBO.
It's free air conditioning, heating, it's free shower.
You know what I'm saying?
I mean, that's how it is.
Now, the only reason I'm suggesting this is because it's a lot better than living with some 40 years worth of booze and smoke mother that wants you to just sit there and be her own personal child slave because I don't know.
I guess she thinks that you're obliged to do so because she shitted you out of her uterus.
But I mean, I am strongly advising you, son, it is time for you to just get the hell out.
Just get the hell out and don't even look back.
I mean, if your mom is doing this type of stuff to you, just don't even look back.
You know what I'm saying?
I know, guys.
I was trying to save up this car, my own business, and that's why I was still here.
I mean, I could have moved out earlier, but I was trying to save up capital so I could start a business, you know?
Well, you know, unfortunately, man, we're all dealt different types of hands here.
You know, we're all dealt different types of hands.
You're going to have to work harder, you know.
I mean, a lot of us, you know, I wasn't blessed with some mammy and daddy that gave me everything.
I mean, right when I was 18, I had to go out to work.
You know what I mean?
I had to go out and get a job.
I had to go out and do stuff, you know.
And instead of just sitting there at that job for 30 years, I decided to save my capital, stack my chips, flip my chips, and make myself a rich-ass bastard.
And that's what you're going to have to do, man.
You're 18, you're young.
You should be able to work 60, 70 hours a week, no problem.
You know, live out of a motel.
If you live out of a motel, you ain't got to worry about anything.
No electricity.
You don't have to worry about water.
You don't have to worry about trash.
You don't have to worry about nothing.
Absolutely nothing.
You save all your capital.
You save all your capital.
And once you save your capital, that's when you should start thinking, okay, let me get out of this little $40 a night flea bag.
And let me go ahead and start getting myself my own place.
Let me get my own apartment.
Get an efficiency.
You know what I'm saying?
And then once you get an efficiency, you just keep stacking your chips.
You know what I'm saying?
And then get yourself a small ride.
And believe me, you'll find that once you're employed for a good six months, credit card companies will start talking to you.
That's when you can start getting some credit cards, possibly getting some better threads, possibly moving up.
I mean, you have to start somewhere.
And I know that people are like, man, baby, that's a lot of work, ghosts, baby.
That's a lot of work, baby.
I don't know if I want to do that, baby.
That's a lot of work.
Hey, being a capitalist is a lot of work.
You're not going to just get money and be rich for life.
That's the biggest misconception of everybody throughout the world.
The biggest misconception is that you're going to get the big score.
You're going to get $100 million from the lottery, and you're going to be able to live on it for life.
That's not how it works.
Making the money is the easy part.
Keeping it is the hard part, baby.
You understand?
Keeping it is the hard part.
And that's the trick of being rich, man.
I mean, you know, you just have to go out and learn how to manipulate the financial situation so that you can capitalize and live a prosperous life as habitual and as long as possible.
Anyway, man, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry that you're stuck there with that disgusting mom.
I'm sorry that you're there in a precarious situation.
But that's life, man.
You're the only one keeping yourself there.
You're 18 years old.
You can go out and do some things.
I mean, you're a man.
Go out there and make some decisions.
I know that everybody, hey, I wanted to save up money.
I wanted to go out and start a business.
Hey, hey, you still can.
It's just going to take you a little longer, all right?
Flex nuts a little bit.
All right?
Go out and do something for Christ's sake.
You're going to have some integrity.
Have some pride for Christ's sake.
I guarantee you that you go out there and work your ass off from the bottom to the top.
You're going to be walking around with a pair of balls that everybody's going to be afraid of.
You understand?
You're going to be walking around with a type of confidence that everybody can see through some type of an invisible aura.
That's what people see when they look at me.
Whenever I walk into a room for Christ's sake, I mean, people don't even have to be looking at me.
I walk into a room, people just kind of turn around.
They can just kind of sense the manly dominance walking into the freaking room.
You know what I'm saying?
They kind of turn back.
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They're like, man, what the hell just came in?
You know what I mean?
And that's how it is.
That's how it is.
And that's the way you need to be.
That's the way every man needs to be.
They don't need to be these little pansy-ass fruit bowls for Christ's sake.
That's enough.
That is completely enough of these over-feminine males.
There's too many of them.
There's too many of them.
Anyway, 646-652-4869 is a number to call here.
We're talking about Obama, the town hall meeting, talking about how the debt ceiling deadline continues to get closer.
He's basically pussy-footing around with our future.
Not just the president, but these goddamn assholes on Washington.
I mean, they're pussy-footing around with our economy.
They're messing around with our future.
I don't appreciate it.
Anyway, let me move on to another subject matter because during the town hall meeting, there were a lot of questions asked about Afghanistan, asked about Iraq.
And let me tell you, no real questions were asked about Iraq or Afghanistan.
What I've always suggested is that, you know, since the United States went into Iraq, all right, since we went into Iraq and supposedly liberated this country, why we put in this whatever makeshift government, parliament, whatever you want to call this crap, we put in this crap in power, and for whatever reason, they're not giving us any oil so we can take it off the $2 trillion, the $2 trillion,
and all the thousands of American lives that were sacrificed in Iraq to liberate these people.
They can't give us oil pro bono.
We'll knock it off their cab?
No, no, you know what they're doing?
Well, first of all, our president has already cut and run from the country.
He's already cut and run from the country.
Now that we've kind of cut and run from the country, we're seeing bombs, suicide bombings at markets.
We're seeing assassinations of certain parliaments, members in the Iraqi parliament.
It's pathetic.
What we should have done, instead of just telling the American people to eat the $2 trillion and all the thousands of lives that were afflicted by this war, you should have said, hey, we're going to force the Iraqi parliament to give us oil pro bono, and that's how we'll artificially bring down the cost of oil.
Not by tapping into the strategic petroleum oil reserve, for Christ's sake.
I mean, what kind of stupidity is this?
Well, not only that, folks.
Not only did our government and the president, not only did they not do that, but now our supposed friends in Iraq that we liberated, now, guess who they're making deals with?
Guess who they're making oil deals with and giving them special treatment?
Iran!
The goddamn Ayatollah and the idiot asshole Ahmadimajad.
They are actually negotiating economic trade deals with these pieces of crap.
I mean, is this why we liberated Iraq?
Is this why Iraqi soldiers were trained out there?
Is this why American soldiers were burned up?
Is this why American soldiers were blown up for Christ's sake?
I mean, give me a break, Mr. President.
I mean, what are you going to do here for Christ's sake?
Iran, Iraq is doing business with Iran, for Christ's sake.
I mean, is there anybody out there who gives two rats asses at all?
about the hypocrisy.
It doesn't seem like you idiots give a rat's ass.
And it's no coincidence why we have these goddamn governments, governments worldwide, trying to become totalitarian.
They're trying to become totalitarian because you stupid simpleton idiots are letting them.
You're letting them.
Jesus Christ, when you got no freaking shame, you stupid surrender.
Get out!
Get out!
Jesus Christ!
Oh, the capital of God!
It doesn't take a brain scientist, you know.
It doesn't take some kind of a goddamn Mr. Wizard to see what's going on right here in our goddamn country.
It doesn't take some kind of special brain scientist to do this crap.
It just takes, Jesus Christ.
It just takes some goddamn balls.
It just takes some goddamn caring for the country.
It just takes some goddamn economic insight for Christ's sake.
Give me the mic.
Give me the mic.
Give me this goddamn mic for Christ's sake.
And give me my drink.
And give me my drink.
For Christ's sake.
Oh, Jesus Christ, I'm almost out of the drink.
Let me fill this up.
Let me fill this up.
Can we fill this up?
A little bit more cognac here.
Oh, man, my heart's beating like a rabbit.
Oh, Jesus.
I'm going to take a drink, folks.
I'm sorry.
Anyway, I didn't mean to get off on that.
I'm sorry.
But it's pretty goddamn upsetting knowing that we're getting troops coming back from Iraq with blown-off limbs that are severely disfigured.
We've spent over $2 trillion of American taxpaying money.
And it's just disgusting.
And then we've got Iraq doing economic deals with Iran.
Death to the Ayatollah.
Death Alpha Demagod.
Death of Ayatollah.
Death of the Amademagod.
I want to hear from you.
What do you think about this crap?
I want to hear from you here.
Area coach 262, you're on the horn.
Hey.
Yeah, what's up?
All right, so, um, how's it going?
Yeah, I'm all right.
All right, you sure over there?
You're gonna shove it up your ass, all right?
I don't care if you think or feel or are caring about how I'm feeling, all right?
Just get your stupid question out of your stupid hole.
I'm not in the mood for this crap.
507, you're on the air.
You're a racist.
Yeah, well, you're a fruity ass, or I can tell by your over-feminine voice.
541, you're on the air.
Yeah, you're just playing with your goddamn Peter Popper.
When I call your goddamn number, better be ready to talk instead of being some stupid deaf mute, not knowing what the hell to say.
Area coach 608, you're on the air.
Hey, ghost, if you don't like America so much, why don't you go to Canadia, you fucking faggot?
Yeah, here we go again.
You know, some stupid dumb kid laughing at his own joke before he even says it.
You know, it goes in line with what I've been telling everybody all along, the lack of cognitive reasoning, the lack of critical thinking, the lack of character, the lack of personality.
This has become abundant, and not only in America, but throughout the world, for Christ's sake.
This is the way it is.
Jesus Christ, and screw Canadia, all right?
I know all you socialists in Canadia are all pissed off because I'm calling your stupid little dumbass country some ice hole pissing ground, and you're all upset about it.
Well, tough kitty, all right?
Tough titty.
Anyway, let's take some Skype callers here.
See what we got.
We've got who else we got.
Terrence, what's up, Terrence?
Hey, ghost, how's it going?
How's it going?
Hey, man, I'm just saying, like, all this stuff you're saying about America, it's just, I don't know, it's just kind of depressing, like, like...
Oh, is it depressing?
Really?
Well, then, get the hell out of here, then, you pussywit bastard.
Now get out of here and go somewhere else.
All right?
Go to the stupid bronies little chat room.
My little pony, my little bony, my little pony.
I mean, give me a freaking break for Kraon.
This is just so depressing, and I don't like to, I don't really like to talk about this.
I like to watch American Idol.
I like to watch Dancing with the Stars.
Shut up.
Give me a break.
I mean, Jesus Christ, is there any is this thing on?
Is this microphone on for Christ's sake?
Jesus Christ.
Let me take another Skype caller.
Got swimsuit models.
You there, swimsuit models?
Hey, Ghost, can you hear me?
Yeah, we can hear you.
I really like your show.
Well, hold on, hold on.
Before you even say anything, that is the worst voice emulator or modulator or whatever stupid prog you got.
That has got to be one of the worst programs I've ever heard in my life.
But go ahead.
What were you saying again?
Okay, I'll call you back with a better one, okay?
No, no, you're not going to call me back with a better one.
You want to know why?
Because you probably can't afford to buy it.
Give me a break.
Get him out.
Get him off, for Christ's sake.
I mean, look, if you can't change your voice on your own, then a program's not going to be able to do it fluently unless you're dropping a couple of grand for it.
Do you understand?
I mean, Jesus Christ, did anybody hear that?
That was a horrible attempt that sounded like some stupid skank.
Horrible.
Jesus Christ.
Who else we got going on?
757, you're on the horn.
What's up?
My little pony.
My little pony.
Yeah, real funny, assholes.
Real freaking funny.
You know, all you stupid little bronies out there, for all you folks that don't know why these idiots are doing this little my little pony stick, I'll tell you why.
Because there's actually a contingent of males that are 18 years of age and over, that are 18 years of age and over, that are actually watching this 8-year-old girl cartoon and are becoming fans of this crap, and they're calling themselves Brodies.
Jesus Christ, you're supposed to be talking about how Iraq, you know, given the fact that the United States liberated these people, they're all of a sudden signing economic and oil deals with Iran.
And I think it's utterly disgusting.
I mean, I wanted to know what Barack Obama had to say about that.
Didn't really say anything about that, did he?
Huh?
Huh?
He really didn't say anything about that, huh?
Give me a goddamn break.
Anyway, I want to hear from you.
646-652-4869.
What do you think about all this crap?
Area code 712, you're on the horn.
What's up?
All right, that's Barack Office.
Yeah, you're taking too long.
607.
You there, 607?
Hey, Ghost.
Racist.
What?
Racist.
So you called up and waited 45 minutes so you can say one word and that's it?
You know, it was worth it.
It was worth it.
You want to know why it was worth it?
Because you have no freaking life.
All right?
You're one of these idiots that are collecting unemployment for 99 weeks.
Do you understand?
You're one of these losers that are collecting government cheese out of my taxpaying pocket.
Do you understand?
You're the idiot that's going out here getting government grants to go to stupid vocational colleges only to drop out the first semester and pocket the rest of the grant money.
That's what you are, you stupid, pathetic lack of personality-having loser.
All right?
That's what you are.
And by the way, you know, I mean, not to get off on a tie rate here, but I definitely think it's time to play everybody's favorite game, and it's guest the minority.
That's right.
I heard a little bit of a twang there.
I want to hear what you have to say.
Go ahead and put your guesses on the screen right now.
We're playing everybody's favorite game.
It's guest the minority, folks.
That's right.
Anyway, go ahead and turn it off, engineer.
Let's go back to 607.
607, you there?
I'm white.
White.
No, you're not white, man.
I'm saying you're a Mexican.
Be brown and proud, bro.
I know you're a Mexican.
Proham, I'm white.
All right.
You're lying, baby.
Why is it?
You know, how am I a racist?
You know what I'm saying?
How am I a racist when I pull these people out of the racial closet?
They have nothing to say other than, uh, oh, no, that's not me.
Why are they afraid of representing their nationality?
You know, I mean, you know, if if you're Mexican, why don't you be brown and proud?
You know what I'm saying?
I mean, why don't you be like all these other Mexicans that are walking around out here in Texas, you know, with the one button on the flannel shirt button on the top and all the other ones unbuttoned.
You know what I'm saying?
With the dicky khaki pants and the slick back hair, you know what I'm saying?
And the cheap sunglasses.
I mean, why don't you just embrace it, man?
You know what I'm saying?
Why don't you just embrace it?
Why don't you just do it for La Rossa?
That's all I'm saying.
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Anyway, that's about enough of that guy.
646-652-4869.
Let me tell you, you know, we're talking about Iran seeking to raise this trade deal that they already have with Iraq.
They've been inking on the, you know, throughout the year, they want to raise those particular trade deals to $10 billion this year.
$10 billion.
So, you know, this is not a joke here.
You know, I want to hear what you have to say about it.
Cave Johnson, you there, Cave Johnson?
All right, I've been thinking.
When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade.
Make life take the lemons.
Get mad.
I want you to.
You stupid soundboard jerk off.
All right?
Who else we got?
We got 253.
You're on the horn.
What's up?
We don't care about your stupid little song, buddy.
All right.
We don't give a crap.
All right?
I mean, do you think that, like, Russell Simmons or like Dr. Dre's listening in, you idiots, play the most stupidest crap.
Are y'all trying to get a record deal via my show, for Christ's sake?
Nobody cares, all right?
If anybody did care, you would post it on YouTube and be like a Rebecca Black or some crap, but you don't.
You want to know why?
Because it sucks.
248, you're on the horn.
What's up, 248?
Hey, yeah, if Iraq wants to sell Iran oil, that's their choice.
It's capitalism, baby.
Woo!
Yeah, you stupid idiot.
You don't know shit from Shinola, all right?
I mean, when we, the Americans, went out there to save the English from being blitz creeped by the goddamn Germans, the English, the Brits, they paid us back.
They paid us back all the money that we, you know, all the debts that we incurred helping them in World War II.
They just recently paid us back about five years ago.
I kid you not.
So, I mean, what are we supposed to believe that we're supposed to eat the $2 trillion?
All right?
We're supposed to eat all these thousands of lives that have been sacrificed in Iraq.
We're just supposed to eat it for Christ's sake.
It's stupid.
It's pathetic.
So, no, I think that, you know, America is within its moral and legal right to go and demand that these damn Iraqi parliamentary jerk dicks give us, and I'm talking give us oil pro bono.
We'll knock it off their tab.
We'll knock it off their tab, but they better give us oil pro bono, and we as Americans will artificially bring down the cost of oil and generate a better economy worldwide.
Anyway, let's take another caller here.
Area code 561.
What's up?
You're on the horn.
Hey, Ghost, what do you think about Iran?
You stupid idiot.
I think Iran's an imbecilic country.
That's what I think.
All right?
I mean, I think that the infrastructure within it's horrible.
I mean, I think that during 2009, when the Iranians, when the Iranians were trying to gather up a revolution, and I think that everybody should Google the revolution in Iran of 2009, because we actually had true patriots.
I'm talking about true patriots for freedom, true patriots for capitalism, that were out there taking to the streets against the Ayatollah, against the theocracy, against the fictitious political establishment ran by Abadimajad.
They went against it and they said that we didn't want to have anything to do with it.
And that's all there is to it.
Never forget the Iranian revolution of 2009.
Those people were patriots.
And that's all there is to it.
Anyway, I want to move on to another subject matter.
We're already three minutes into the True Capitalist Radio broadcast second hour.
And I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
Before we get into anything else, I'd like for everybody to please retweet the broadcast.
All right?
Go to the social networks.
Go to the forums.
Go to the blogs.
Spread it around like wildfire and let everybody know that True Capitalist Radio is in effect and in the house.
All right?
Anyway, I want to move on to the next subject matter.
The TSA, everybody's favorite groping organization prior to going into an airplane, the TSA today has warned airlines of exploding implants.
Oh, isn't that great?
You know what this is?
You know what this announcement by the TSA is doing?
It's justifying all the anal probes, all the illegal groin checks, you know, all the illegal removing of old people's diapers, all the disgusting child molestation that they're doing.
They're justifying it with this stupid, disgusting report.
I mean, what?
Explosive implants?
I mean, if you happen to have some bimbo with some breast implants, Tyrone from TSA is going to have to put his hands all up on them just to make sure that they're not explosive.
Is that what you're telling me?
I'm just asking.
I mean, you mean to tell me that Tyrone's got to fill up all up on your woman's breast assist to make sure that they're not, you know, C4 or some crap?
It's stupid.
It's pathetic, man.
But you see, the American people, we're not saying a goddamn thing about it.
We're just sitting on our asses taking it.
Every time we go to the damn airport and, you know, have these ridiculous bureaucracies like the TSA infringe upon our personal freedoms.
We don't say a goddamn thing about it.
And I'm saying something about it.
Do you understand what I'm saying?
I think the TSA needs to be vanquished of any kind of power or legitimacy.
I mean, have you seen who's basically working at the TSA?
It's Tyrone and Shaniqua with the long fingernails, for Christ's sake.
These are the people that have the authority, you know, to give you an illegal anal probe, you know, give you a groin check.
You know, go through those stupid x-ray machines.
Take a picture of your Johnson.
You know, I mean, these are the people behind the TSA scenes out here.
And if you want my personal opinion, I just think that a lot of these unnecessary searches, I don't know if you've seen a lot of these unnecessary searches on children, on people, all over YouTube.
They're all over YouTube.
Haven't you noticed that it's always Tyrone or Shaniqua doing it to somebody that's of, I don't know, a Caucasian-looking persuasion?
You know?
I mean, to me, I just think that, you know, a little bit of this TSA authority being accorded to these people that are searching people is basically, you know, I hate to say it, but, you know, black folk taking it to whitey.
You know, I mean, I think that's what it comes down to.
I know people are going to be like, oh, that's racist, ghost.
How can you say you're a racist bastard?
Well, why don't you go out and do a YouTube search?
TSA Pat Downs.
I mean, just go ahead and look at it, for Christ's sake.
Look at it for yourself.
It's always Shaniqua.
It's always Tyrone.
And it's always some Caucasian persuasion person, for Christ's sake.
Somebody that looks nothing like a goddamn terrorist.
But Shawneequa over here wants to feel up on this eight-year-old little girl here because I don't know.
She's dyking it now because Tyrone or her Tyrone left her with, you know, folk kids and no child support.
So now, you know, she's digging on the carpet.
And, you know, I don't know.
I don't know.
I mean, but I just cannot, I cannot fathom for the life of me seeing these dumbass TSA people feel up on children, feel up on old people, telling old people to take off their diapers.
It's disgusting.
In my personal opinion, with the amount of evidence that's being put out on YouTube of these people searching, you know, little girls, searching little children, searching, it's always Shaniqua and Tyrone.
It's just my personal opinion that are taking it to whiten.
I think that's just what it comes down to.
I think it's I'm sorry.
And if they're not Shaniqua or Tyrone, they're fat-bloated white people.
They're these fat, disgusting white people that would, you know, if they didn't have the TSA job, they'd probably be behind a goddamn chat screen somewhere guzzling down cheese whiz, looking for a piece of anime rotten crotch to finger bang to, you know.
But now since we got this uh, you know expanding, ever expanding bureaucracy of the TSA, you know, they get a job here and they're like, oh man, I could finally, you know, get a little bit of a feel up without getting caught.
I can actually go up, look at somebody's skirt, you know, and say this for national security.
Yeah, I can actually feel up on a pink taco and say hey, i'm just checking for explosives.
Yeah, I can actually give an anal probe to somebody and just say hey, i'm searching for cocaine.
Give me a break, man.
I want to hear from you what do you have to say about T SA.
For Christ's sake, 646-652-4869 is number to call.
Huh, I mean, are you somebody that likes to go out there and go through the lines multiple times getting your Johnson feeled up by Shaniqua Tyrone or some fat, bloated trailer park trash living piece of crap?
I want to hear from you.
Area code 414, you're on the horn.
What's up?
Hey ghost, how's it going.
I just wanted to say that I love mudcaps.
Thank you.
Well that that meme is older than the crustaceans in your mother's snatch pipe.
All right, come up with something a little bit better and more original 734.
What's up?
You're on the horn, hi?
I'd like to clarify that earlier the person said Ayn Rand, as in the author, not Iran.
Oh, Ayn Rand oh okay well, you know, I think that the libertarians, I think, blow that book out of proportion.
If you want my personal opinion, I mean, I agree with a lot of what the libertarians stand for, but I just think that I think that libertarians are a little bit nuts, you know.
I mean, they're living in like the equivalent of a Pierre Joseph Perdon perspective Of politics and political theory.
You know what I mean?
I mean, that's how I feel about it.
I mean, libertarians think that there's some inherent goodness of everybody in the world today.
And that if you give everybody, you know, this so-called unlimited freedom to do this and do that, I mean, that somehow it's all going to come together.
It's not.
All right?
It's not.
I mean, just look at America today.
All right.
Okay.
America doesn't have every freedom that every goddamn libertarian wants, but just take a look at the amount of freedoms that we have today and take a look at the subterranean cesspool that we've created as a social environment in this country.
All right?
I mean, that's all I'm saying.
I mean, I think that these libertarians are completely nuts.
And, you know, to be honest with you, I think that libertarian talking heads in the media today are doing nothing more than trying to bloviate an already outspoken conservative talking head organization in the talk radio movement and basically hopping on that bandwagon.
But in actuality, the practicality of any of these libertarian ideas are, you know, for a lack of a better term, ridiculous.
All right?
TSA Search Experiences00:04:06
Anyway, let me move on.
909, you're on the horn.
What's up?
Hey, Gosh.
How's it going?
I totally agree with you on the TSA thing.
Well, cool.
What about it?
And you're totally right about everyone touching each other and just all that shit about.
Well, I'm sorry, man.
It sounds like you enjoy it.
24-310, you're on the horn.
Hey, Gosh.
How's it going?
I think it's really bad how they just hold up on you and they just getting in there.
It's bad because last time I went to the airport, this guy, he really grabbed up on me.
And I told him, you know, it's enough.
Like, you know, you already searched me and you don't find anything.
I had to go through three people, three people, three different people to touch up on me and stuff.
And they wouldn't stop until finally I just had to leave the airport.
Wow, are you kidding me?
I mean, you just had to leave the damn airport and you didn't even get on your flight.
I mean, what was it?
They wanted to get me past one more, one more person.
And I just said, you know what?
Screw this.
I'm leaving.
I'd rather just take my trip through car.
You know, I don't mind.
But what was the purpose?
Why did they tell you that you had to be searched down?
Why did they tell you this?
They were saying, like, oh, we have to take the only thing they could tell me was, I take it as racial, you know, but they told me, you know, we have to search for any kind of weapon.
I told them, you know, you searched me down like almost five times already and you haven't found anything.
What are you trying to do?
Like, you know?
Well, what do they tell you?
I mean, they have to tell you something.
I mean, they have to say, hey, you look suspicious or hey, your name came up.
They didn't really tell me anything specific, like, oh, you look suspicious.
We think you're carrying a weapon.
They were just telling me this is a procedure that has to be done to, you know, be able to get on the airplane.
I was like, I've been seeing people get searched, patted down once or twice, and why am I getting patted down five times?
Like, you know.
That's horrible.
What nationality are you, man?
What nationality are you?
I'm Latino.
Latino?
Now, are you kind of dark?
I mean, do you kind of look like possibly, you know, can you be construed as somebody who's Middle Eastern or something?
I haven't been told that, honestly.
Like, I haven't been told that I look anything like Muslim or anything.
I just, they just tell me, you look like a regular Mexican dude, you know?
I asked that around my neighborhood, like, you know, because I told them the story too, but, you know, they just didn't believe me.
They just, they were all like, nah, they couldn't have patted you down that much.
No, were these males that were doing this?
I mean, what do they look like?
What do the TSA males look like?
There was two African-Americans that patted me down.
And then afterward, they sent in a lady, like a big lady.
She just patted me down.
Like, she got in my, like, you know, she tried searching me in my private parts, like, you know.
And I was telling them, I'm like, you know, that's enough.
You know, you didn't find anything, so you're not going to find anything else, you know?
Like, there's nothing.
That's just horrible.
But once again, you know, what this gentleman is saying is what I have been talking about, and all you assholes that say that I'm racist.
Hey, it's the truth.
I mean, 310, can you tell everybody that, oh, he hung up.
Oh, that sucks.
Well, anyway, he said that the two people, the two gentlemen that were frisking him, you know, feeling up on his, you know, chorizo were black.
And, you know, there ain't no love loss between blacks and Mexicans, man.
You know what I'm saying?
I mean, you know, with all due respect to both races, y'all folks don't like each other.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm not joking.
I'm not joking.
You know, blacks and Mexicans, you know, they're not down with each other.
You know what I'm saying?
Unless, you know, the Mexican was brought up in the black hood or the black was brought up in the Mexican hood.
Beyond Old World Mentality00:05:07
You know?
And I'm just thinking that maybe, you know, a couple of these black fools probably saw this Mexican kid.
You know, they probably saw him.
He's like, hey, it's a good-looking kid.
He probably had some hot tamale girlfriend swinging on his Johnson or something.
And Tyrone and his friend out there in TSA decided, hey, you know what I'm going to do, man?
I'm going to go out and search this motherfucker right here, man.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm going to make him look stupid in front of a girl, baby.
I mean, I'm serious.
I'm serious.
Anyway, folks, I mean, look, I know that people are thinking, oh, I'm a bad guy.
I'm getting racial.
Hey, you want to know why I get so racial?
Because I think race is stupid.
I think the whole concept of race and culture is trivial.
It's prehistoric.
It's primitive.
You know?
I mean, I think it's a disgrace that we still acknowledge the whole racial factor of the human equation.
Moreover, I also think that it's ridiculous that we acknowledge this whole nonsense of theocracy.
You know, this idea that my God's wee we is bigger than your God's wee-wee.
So I'm going to go out and kill myself for the name of my God.
You know what I'm saying?
I also think that these stupid primitive concepts of, you know, nationalism, you know, political romanticism, these types of concepts are primitive.
We don't need them.
I mean, we're in modernity, man.
We're in modernity.
We don't need to be acknowledging these old primitive concepts of mankind.
This is the old world.
This is old world mentality, for Christ's sake.
I mean, a report came out yesterday that right now, the people that are being born right now, we are actually being born in the generation where we are going to see our first 150-year-old person.
And here in the next, what was it?
What would I read?
25 years?
In the next 25 years, we're going to see our first thousand-year-old person.
I mean, this is the day and age of modernity, for Christ's sake.
We don't need these old world concepts to keep us stagnant in our mediocrity.
You understand?
We should be exploring space.
We should be colonizing planets.
We should be doing things of the future, not holding on to the past.
And that's what these human beings are doing right here, right now in today's world.
They're holding on to past primitive concepts that we should no longer acknowledge.
And I'm talking about cultures.
I'm talking about these nationalist ideas.
I'm talking about political romanticism.
I'm talking about theocracy.
We no longer have to hold on to these ridiculous old concepts of justified life because we know we are the kings of this world.
We've turned hell into heaven for Christ's sake.
I mean, just imagine the first man walking the face of the planet minus any electricity, minus any clothes, minus anything, and having to build its own sustainable survival type of situation on the world.
Just imagine from that primitive point to now.
And it's not time for us to stop.
It's not time for us to stop for Christ's sake and say, oh, yeah, look, we accomplished so much on this earth, and, you know, we just got to sit here and live in stagnant complacency until the end of time.
Bull crap.
Bull crap.
And that's why you have a lot of these idiots in the alternative media movement, all right, trying to affiliate me with these stupid, dumb conspiracy theorist concepts like the New World Order, like the Bilderberg, the big banks.
You know, they've grouped me with shape-shifting lizard men.
You know, I mean, they've linked me with all this crap.
And the reason is because they want to hold on to their mediocrity.
They want to hold on to their ridiculous, pathetic, simplistic view of what life is and continue that particular lineage on forward through their damn family.
And what I'm saying is that it's time for us to go beyond this.
It's time for us to realize that humanity has gone beyond design.
We've gone beyond the design.
I mean, we can control nature.
We can control nature.
We can manipulate nature.
I mean, we can blast ourselves into space.
We can do so many things out here.
And the only thing that's holding us back is the ignorance of the masses.
The ignorance of the masses is what's holding humanity back.
The ignorance of the masses is what's preventing us from catapulting ourselves into that futuristic age that we were sold 20 or 30 years ago.
And that's why I'm calling on everybody throughout the international community.
I don't care what race you are.
I don't care where you're from.
Voter Reform Ignorance00:07:21
All right?
This is one world.
We're all the same human beings.
The only thing is that we have to acknowledge that we have conquered nature and it's time for us to progress forward instead of sitting here wallowing in our own mediocrity.
And that's all there is to it.
All right?
I want to hear from you.
What do you got to say about it?
646652-4869 is the number to call for Christ's sake.
I know there's a lot of people out here saying, oh, that's not right, ghost.
That's not right.
I don't like it.
The only reason you don't like it is because you're primitive.
You know?
You're primitive.
And that you need to maybe enlighten yourself.
Give yourself a little bit of enlightenment.
Illuminate your mind and realize that we're not stupid meatbags.
We're not animals on the planet.
We're something better.
646652-4869 is the number to call.
I want to hear from you folks.
I want to hear from you.
We were talking a little bit about the TSA warning airlines about explosive implants, which is just another excuse for these idiots to feel up on your girlfriend's breastasis.
But I want to hear from you.
What do you think about all this?
I mean, I'm curious.
I'm definitely curious.
Area code 917, you're on the horn.
917, you there?
What?
Oh, oh, sorry.
Can I go back to education for a second?
Go for it.
It's more about investment, I guess.
I'm a junior right now, and I have a summer job, and I want to get in stocks, right?
All right.
And, you know, so I know it's dumb to buy like one share of Apple.
So do you have any recommendations on small stocks to kind of get started?
Well, you know, I don't necessarily want to, you know, get anybody towards a specific stock at this point in time because a lot of the interest that I own, I'll be basically pumping on this particular broadcast.
And I don't want to do that given the fact that we're having some new regulations by our government that are going to be put into place.
And that's why I don't do any more portfolio stock picking any longer because the government is regulating this crap to the point where, you know, these idiots will take you to court.
So I really can't suggest to you about a particular stock.
But if you do want to talk about stocks, you should join the capitalist army.
You know what I'm saying?
And discuss with us in the discussion forum posts, and we'll see what's going on.
But one share of Apple, no, don't even try.
Don't even bother.
Don't even bother.
Let's take another caller here.
541, what's up?
You're on the air.
Hey, Dos.
I was wondering if I could backtrack a few subjects to all this corruption going on in the government.
Go for it.
All right.
Well, I was talking to my friend Looney yesterday of our local government.
The leader over there is doing some crazy shit, too.
It's not just in the federal government or the state government.
Well, of course.
Are you kidding me?
I mean, I know this.
I mean, I know that states and municipalities have been completely incompetent.
I mean, we have a bond crisis.
You know, we've got a bond crisis where, you know, the plausibility of municipal and state bonds going default is highly probable.
You know, it's highly probable.
And, you know, I think it's rather disgusting that nobody talks about this particular subject matter because, you know, at some point in time, we're going to have to see the government, and I kid you not, mark my words, mark my words, at some point here, we are going to have to see the government come in and bail out the states.
That's right.
They're going to bail out California.
They're going to bail out Illinois.
They're going to bail out Florida.
They're going to bail out all these idiots.
And it's ridiculous and it's stupid.
And why did the states and why did the municipalities go default?
Well, I'll tell you why.
Because of the incompetent American government that is elected by and for the people.
We need voter reform.
And we need voter reform now, for Christ's sake.
And that's the only thing that's going to change this country.
The only thing that's going to change the political process of America is if we have voter reform.
And let me explain this.
It's not very hard.
It's not very hard to change.
Now, what am I proposing?
What am I saying as far as voter reform?
I've said this many times, and of course, the avid listeners know what I'm talking about.
We need to make sure that every American citizen doesn't have the right to vote.
Yeah.
Yeah, I said it.
I don't believe that every American citizen should have the right to vote.
All right?
You know who I think should have the right to vote?
Do you know who I think that should have the exclusive right to vote?
Capitalists, baby.
Capitalists.
They should be the only exclusive party participating in the political process.
Now, how do we know you're a capitalist?
Well, it's very simple.
It's very simple.
All you have to do is work for a living, pay taxes, and don't collect any entitlements.
And by God, you are a capitalist.
If you oblige those particular three things, you're a capitalist.
All right?
Work, pay taxes, and don't collect government entitlements.
It's that freaking simple.
Now, how do you implement such a voter reform strategy?
Very simple.
Very simple.
Before you go into the voting booth, you have to show a tax return showing that you actually contributed to the government that you were voting for.
All right?
It's as simple as that.
It's that easy, for Christ's sake.
And that way, we don't have these losers that are basically voting for the politician that promises them to give them more money in their government cheese account or their food stamp account or more housing voucher programs.
I mean, this is just extortion.
This is public extortion.
I mean, this is buying votes for Christ's sake by a leftist politician coming in and saying, hey, if you elect me, I'm going to up your increase of food card stamps to 30, 40, 50, 60, 70, 20, whatever percent.
And that's all there is to it, man.
I'm talking about the capitalists.
We should have the political say-so.
We need to assert our authority in not only this country, but every country throughout the world.
The capitalists.
We're the ones that fund these little people in government.
We're the ones that fund the mechanism of the governing system.
We fund this.
And yet we're getting the shaft.
And yet we got these goddamn government bureaucrats waving their finger in our faces saying that they want to tax us, saying that it's bad to be successful.
It's bad to be prosperous for Christ's sake.
Capitalist Funding Failures00:08:36
I kid you not.
Give me capitalism or give me death, baby.
Do you understand that?
Capitalism to the soul till the bullet hole.
You understand?
I'm willing to die.
I'm willing to die for capitalism, baby.
That's all there is to it.
All right?
I'd rather die than to sit in some goddamn breadline waiting for a loaf of bread from big brother government.
And that's all there is to it.
Anyway, I'm going to move on to another subject matter.
We were talking about how the TSA is warning the airlines of explosive implants.
And I'm just saying that, you know, this is another excuse or justifying the TSA's reasoning on groping you, molesting you, penetrating you, whatever.
But I want to talk about another subject matter out of California since we're talking about states defaulting.
California is set to put a U.S. gay and lesbian history class in the public school curriculum.
The only signature that it needs is the governor that's of California, what knows his name?
Brown, whatever the hell his name is.
That's it.
It just needs to sign off the bill and they will have gay and lesbian history class in public schools in California.
I kid you not.
I kid you not.
All right?
I mean, what is that supposed to mean?
What kind of history are you supposed to teach in like gay and lesbian history class, you know?
Yeah, well, then turn the 80s.
And then when the 80s came around, there was an infatuation of putting rodents in the anal passages of many homosexual men.
One in particular, Richard Gere.
No, all right, all right.
But you know what I'm saying.
I mean, what are you supposed to say in a, you know, a homosexual lesbian history class, huh?
I mean, give me a break.
Yeah, Franklin Delano Roosevelt's wife actually was muff diving on the secretary.
I mean, come on.
I mean, this is California for you.
You know what I'm saying?
This is California for you.
They're going to mandate gay and lesbian history.
It's going to be taught in California.
How do you like it?
How do you like it?
646-652-4869 is the number to call.
I want to hear what you have to say about it, all right?
Let's see.
Who we got here?
We got area code 540.
What's up?
What the fuck?
Yeah, you're taking too long.
201, you're on the horn.
What's up?
Hey, Goats.
How's it going?
Hey, I just think it's retarded.
Well, what about it, is retarded?
What do you think about it?
Would you want your kids being taught homosexual history?
Well, who are they going to put as a teacher, you know?
I have no idea.
I mean, maybe somebody who services glory holes on the weekend and comes in and teaches gay history on the weekdays.
I have no idea.
Well, Ghost, that's not funny.
But, you know, if the person who teaches the class is gay, then it would make no sense for the class to be put at all because it would have a bias.
They make everyone in the class gay.
Well, no, this is actually going to be a universal class.
It's going to be a universal class teaching gay and lesbian history.
How'd it pass?
How do you pass?
How the hell do I know how you pass?
What?
You go to the bathroom, you start toe-tapping?
I mean, you know how to drill a glory hole in a shit stall?
I don't know how you pass.
I don't know.
I have no idea, for Christ's sake.
I mean, that's a good question.
I mean, you know, is there anybody out there in California that can call in 646-652-4869 and tell us?
I mean, how the hell do you pass a class of gay and lesbian history?
I want to know.
That's a good question.
248, you there?
My name's Uncle Rucka, no relation.
I'm tired of all these smelly porchmonky new fags ruining all the people.
You can't even say it without laughing.
You're an unpersonable prick, for Christ's sake.
Your father should be pistol-whipped.
Your mother should be punched in the pussy for bringing such an incompetent, no-personality, no character-having jerk like you, for Christ's sake.
Major fail.
Major freaking fail.
Can we get a major fail there, engineer?
For Christ's sake, can we get a major fail?
Give him a major fail for a failure.
Major freaking fail.
Major freaking.
Get the hell out of here.
Don't pass, GOAT.
Don't collect $200 and stop laughing at your own stupid jokes.
Jesus Christ.
We're talking about California putting in some gay and lesbian history courses out there in the public education system.
I want to hear what you have to say about it.
Area code 203, you're on the horn.
What's up?
We don't care.
209, what's up?
You're on the horn.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
209, 209?
That sounded like a fat, greasy, black bastard right there.
And that's not being racist.
I'm just calling it how it is.
507, you're on the horn.
Can you shove that song up your ass, please?
608, what's up?
Hey, Ghost, what's it liking a TSA check from your uncle?
From your uncle?
Here we go again.
You're laughing again.
Another failure.
I mean, this is horrible, man.
I mean, you're not even saying anything funny.
It'd be a different story if you're, like, thinking of it in your head.
You're thinking about it.
You're thinking about my reaction.
You're thinking about what could happen.
Then I can understand, okay, it's a little funny.
You know, okay, I'm going to crack up a little bit.
But it's not.
Jesus Christ, you people should really look into yourself.
Look at yourself in the mirror and say, you know what?
Ghost has a point.
I mean, no wonder I'm not getting laid.
No wonder chicks aren't taking me serious.
I can't even say anything looking serious or acting serious, for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ.
I mean, this is horrible.
Is there anybody out there that, you know, knows anything worth the crap for Christ's sake?
Who else we got going on?
Let's take some Skype callers, capitalists, spermy.
What the hell's your excuse?
Hey, Ghost.
I wanted to talk about the internet police in the UK.
Yeah, go for it.
Okay, last week in Scotland, the first ever woman was charged with downloading MP3s off of a BitTorrent site.
Oh, man, really?
Yeah, but they don't go through the domestic court.
It went through the criminal court, and now she has a criminal record, so she can't leave the country.
Wow.
So was it like a criminal offense in the sense out here in America, we would call them a felony?
Do you know that you know the difference between a misdemeanor and a felony out here in America?
No, I don't, actually.
Well, you know, out here, a misdemeanor are things like, you know, peeing in public, you know, drunken, disorderly conduct, you know, getting into a bar brawl and mutual combat, that sort of thing.
Felonies, on the other hand, are things of an extreme nature.
And there's certain degrees of felonies, that sort of thing.
So would that particular music pirating scenario that you just discussed with us, would it fall in the category of a felony, like the equivalent of somebody carrying a gun or somebody making some kind of terrorist threat against an authority official, something of that nature?
Yeah, to be honest, I think it would be more on the felony side.
It's been blown away out of proportion.
I mean, I once downloaded a torrent and had a bit of a problem with it.
I mean, there was an MP3 file that was actually an MP4.
It had been hidden.
And it did some really nasty things to my computer.
It showed me a video of you fucking a cat.
Like, I'm not sure really what it is.
Shut up.
Just spermy's ass to hell.
Get him out!
Stupid idiots.
That was a boring-ass Scottish troll, for Christ's sake.
I hope that you're prancing around in your goddamn kilt, you know, bending over, you know, showing your Scottish next-door neighbor your disgusting, pathetic Scottish cheese hole, because that's about the only satisfaction you're going to get from that particular useless prank call that you just did there, Spermy, you stupid milky liquor.
646, what's up?
You're on the horn.
Ghost, I have a very serious question.
Yeah, what's up?
What is your favorite pony, Fluttershy or Applejack?
Hugo Chavez Speculation00:06:36
Yeah, Jesus, you sound fruity.
You sound like what do you do when you're listening to the bronies or when you're watching My Little Pony?
What do you do to it?
I beat my meat.
Yeah, I know.
I know you do.
I know you do.
You want to know why?
Because that's the sick-ass America that we're living here.
You understand?
That's the sick-ass America that we're living in, for Christ's sake.
Do you understand, folks, that these are not made-up calls?
These are actual people in this country that are future, the future of America.
You understand?
I mean, this person is going to be of authority here in about 10 or 15 years.
Can you believe this crap?
I mean, these are really serious idiots.
You know, I mean, it's no wonder why California is going to put a gay and lesbian history class in the public school curriculum.
It makes perfect sense now, for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ, I'm sure Harvey Milk is tickling his ass crack in hell right now, saying, oh, my God, yes, it's about time.
We're going to fuck teaching about glory holes and gay.
Give me a break.
Anyway, let me move on to another subject matter.
I want to talk about Brazil.
That's right.
Brazil, believe it or not, is extending its hand of graciousness by offering that fat Mexican Hugo Chavez, the dictator, the communist dictator of Venezuela, who is actually suffering from prostate cancer.
Brazil is actually extending their medical hand in hopes of treating or potentially helping or providing extra care for Hugo Chavez.
Yeah, yeah, Hugo Chavez, believe it or not, went into Cuba a couple of weeks back to have some supposed personal surgery, come to find out that this guy has actually got prostate cancer.
You know what I mean?
You know, maybe just a little bit too many bean and cheese tacos.
I know I talked about this yesterday, folks, but I think this is a serious subject matter.
Because you see, I'm out here in Texas.
And, you know, out here in Texas, we got a lot of Mexicans walking around out here.
You know what I'm saying?
We got a lot of Mexicans walking around.
And, you know, you can't go down the street anywhere in Texas without seeing anywhere from 49 cent to 79 cent bean and cheese taco.
You know what I mean?
You know, 49 cent to 79 cent bean and cheese taco.
And let me tell you, bean and cheese taco has got to be one of the sickest, worst nuclear experiments I've ever seen in my life.
Now, let me explain.
I explained this yesterday, but I want to say it one more time.
What they do is they take beans that have already been made, preferably within the past couple of days.
They take beans and they put it on some kind of a skillet.
They refry the beans.
That's why they call them refried.
That's why they call them refried beans because they were made like two days ago.
They're putting them back on a skillet.
You know what I'm saying?
And they're making them, and then they mash them up into a bad turd, like a bad diarrhea turd.
They mush them up for Christ's sake.
And then they slop this crap onto a disgusting tortilla and then throw some damn, you know, some cheddar cheese on it.
And there you go.
There you go.
And then you got fatties over here like Hugo Chavez over here.
You know what I'm saying?
Trying to be like a dictator, Venezuela, big-time communist asshole getting abscess in his prostate.
You know?
I'm just saying, man.
I'm just saying.
The only reason I'm talking about that again is because I got a lot of emails from Mexicans saying that I was being racist.
How am I being racist when I'm discussing about the cuisine?
I'm from Texas.
I know about what's going on out here.
I've got a lot of Mexicans walking around.
I know about cuisine.
All right?
I was talking about Vegetas yesterday and how the butcher used to throw them out back at the turn of the 20th century.
They used to just throw them out in the trash.
The Mexicans would go in the trash.
They'd get the skirt steak that the butcher used to throw out.
They'd spice it up with all that Mexican cumin and all that other crap.
And before you know it, they had themselves some Vegeta tacos, for Christ's sake.
Anyway, let me go ahead and tell you.
I'm sorry, folks.
I mean, we're supposed to be talking about Brazil offering cancer care for Hugo Chavez, but we went a little off keystroker here.
I want to hear from you.
What do you think about it?
What do you think about Hugo Chavez being extended some hospitality by the Brazilians?
832, what's up?
You're on the horn.
What's up?
Yo, Ghost.
How's it going?
Good.
How are you?
Not bad.
Just chilling like a villain, man.
Oh, that's nice.
All right, I have a serious question, though.
What's up?
Where does Brazil get off doing this?
Well, you know, the reason that they're getting off doing this, I'm hoping, is because Brazil is trying to assassinate Hugo Chavez.
I'm hoping, you know, because we remember that Hugo Chavez is a communist bastard, and the authority of Brazil is a military junta.
A military junta, which is basically a military dictatorship that embraces the private sector.
Now, lest we not forget that we had Barack Obama going down to South America, going into Brazil, actually signing trade deals with Brazil.
So that just goes to show you that they are pro-capitalist.
They're more like a dictatorship capitalist model, much like what Chile was back in the Pinochet days.
So that's what Brazil is doing.
And I'm hoping that Brazil is extending their hands to this fat Mexican piece of crap so they can assassinate this piece of trash.
All right?
I mean, you've already got speculators, foreign speculators salivating at the potential death of Hugo Chavez so we can go in there and start buying up some of that prime piece of natural real estate that has been basically used and abused by these commie fat bastards in my opinion.
You know what I'm saying?
Anyway, let me go ahead and let me take some calls here.
646-652-4869.
I want to hear from you.
Area code 201, what's up?
You're on the horn.
What are you doing?
It's me again.
All right, what you want?
Well, I just wanted to go back to the game that's being on the T-Can's hospitals in California.
All right.
I just wanted to say that if my kid was born in California, I'd kill myself.
You know why?
Hashtag Racism Debates00:04:25
Why?
Because everyone in California is a nigga.
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
Are you black, sir?
Are you black?
Yeah.
Yeah, you know, I can tell that you're black.
Now, is this the black contingent that's always like, you know, spamming YouTube, or not YouTube, excuse me, that's spamming Twitter with these ridiculous hashtags like, yeah, man, he hungry.
Yeah, man, my kids.
Yeah, you know they stalking you, baby.
Yeah, go seek some help, baby.
Are you part of that contingent that continues to throw these ridiculous trending hashtags of, you know, broken-down Ebonics crap?
I'm just asking.
You know, I mean, is that you and your contingent that I hear listening or back there?
Is that you?
Oh, no, no, that's not me.
What the hell?
I don't even know.
Who's doing that?
No, no, listen to me.
I'm being serious here.
You know, I mean, I'm not trying to be some jerk dick here.
I'm actually being serious.
You know, I can't believe that every time that I see what's trending on Twitter, it's always some broken English, Ebonics-ridden, you know, urban vernacular garbage.
You know?
Like, yeah, he's hungry, baby.
Yeah, my kids.
Yeah, I be going to the stove, baby.
Yeah, you know he be cheating, baby.
Yeah.
I mean, I don't want to, I mean, you know, why are you all doing that?
And first of all, why do you even have a computer and have enough time to be doing this on a consistent basis to where you're trending?
First of all, because, you know, from what I understand, I thought the African American contingent was only about, what, 9%, 10% of the population?
And yet, if you look at these goddamn Twitter trends, you know, like, yeah, he hungry.
Yeah, he doing it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, my kids.
And you click on some of these hashtags.
I mean, the amount of urban population that is consumed by Twitter is just unimaginable.
And all I'm saying is that if you have enough time to go out and, you know, sputter out these sentence fragments of Ebonics-ridden vernacular and put them as hashtags on Twitter, don't you think that possibly you have just a little bit of energy to go out and maybe do some work?
You know?
You know, just maybe a little bit of work, I'm asking.
What do you think?
Oh, you're talking to me?
Yeah, I'm talking to you.
I'm talking to you and your whole brood back there.
I know you got about eight kids and two fat broads back there laughing, so what's going on?
Well, no, because we just laughing because, you know, it's normal.
Why do you be like that?
Yeah, yeah, you're stuttering now, right?
You're stuttering because Ebotnix isn't really that extensive of a vocabulary.
And now that I'm hitting you up with some Sesquipedalian type of vernacular, you don't even know what to say.
You understand?
Maybe, just maybe, you should have spent a little less time watching Ice Cube and Friday, you know what I'm saying?
And smoking Philly Blunts and, you know, sipping on phony ounces and all this other crap.
Maybe, just maybe, you should have spent some time, got yourself an education, learned how to spoke, and then maybe you'd be able to come up here and hang with the big boys.
Do you understand what I'm saying there, brother?
No, well, when you're saying that, it's kind of racist.
That's what I thought.
Stumble over your own tongue, boy.
You understand?
I know, I know you black fools, you think you can come up and say, yeah, honky.
Yeah, racing, baby.
Honky.
White racing.
Yeah.
This ain't 1991 anymore, boy.
You understand?
This ain't, you know, Deaf Comedy Jam 1991, when all you had to do was say a concurrent sentence of foul-mouthed explicits and be able to catch a laugh, all right?
You actually have to have some vernacular skill to be able to get a laugh out of people.
You understand?
And that's all I'm saying.
That's all I'm saying, man.
All right?
And I'm not racist either because I could give a rat's asses about honkies, too.
All right?
Do you think I give a crap about honkies?
Do you think I give a crap about these single-wide trailer park trash living cheese whiz guzzling, watching old episodes of hee-haw on a new TV, sitting on an old TV type of crap?
You think that I want to sit here and embrace this type of garbage?
No, absolutely not.
Jesus Christ.
Who else we got going on over here?
College Loan Warnings00:03:22
720, what's up?
You're on the horn.
Amen.
What's up?
All right, I got one question.
Well, you sound like a stupid stoner coming straight out of the trailers, and I don't want to talk to you.
You understand?
If you're going to talk to me, at least come up with some vernacular that makes you sound like you know what you're talking about.
At least sound like you know what you're talking about.
At least sound off like you got a pair.
Jesus Christ.
608.
Oh, no, I already called on your ass.
540, what's up?
You roll, ghost.
Hey, thanks a lot, man.
I appreciate it.
507, what's up, man?
I love you.
Well, I don't love you, so take about 10 steps away from my freaking butt crack with all that gay talk.
All right, son?
801, what's up?
You're on the horn.
You, sorry, I'm going to go a little off topic here.
All right, well, go ahead.
Yeah, so I'm 15 years old already, and I am, like, getting a summer job.
But I was wondering, like, you say that it's kind of like the education system is failing.
Like, what's the point of not going to college?
Well, don't.
That's what I'm telling kids not to do.
Don't go to college, all right?
I mean, unless you're going to get your college paid for by mommy and daddy, unless you're going to have a full scholarship, and that includes books and room and board, all right?
Unless you're going to have all that crap paid for, don't go to college, all right?
Don't go to college.
I mean, it's as simple as that.
Go to work and get yourself some capital and save.
Especially if Mammy is going to let you live with her for a couple of years, all right?
You know, as long as you're sitting there working and kicking her back a couple of bucks for her, you know, bingo habit or whatever the hell she's doing, all right?
Save your goddamn capital, all right?
And if you save your capital, you'd be able to save more money in four years of saving than you would 40 years of working after your college degree.
I kid you not.
Because remember, every time you work, that college loan is going to be siphoned from your check.
I know that there's a lot of people that don't know this.
A lot of people think that they can just get this student loan and party on it, hit up liquor stores for beer kegs and buy tetrahydrocannabinol in abundant quantities on this student loan.
But inevitably, you are going to have to pay that back for life.
You cannot go bankrupt on a student loan.
It will never go away.
It's not like your Mammy when Mammy financed the $250,000 house on $25,000 year income, and Mammy couldn't afford it, so all they did was take her house back, and she was okay.
No, that's not how it's going to be when you, as a former student, have to pay on your student loan.
I strongly recommend all of you looking up Department of Education SWAT team.
Department of Education SWAT team.
All right?
And that's going to show your future if you don't pay your college tuition or your college loan.
I kid you not, folks.
Student Loan Saturation00:03:22
Anyway, let me move on to another subject matter.
I know that this is confusing a lot of kids, and the reason it's confusing is because it goes against the very grain of what the hell they're being told by their parents and by the goddamn school system.
But if you just look at the facts, you take a look at the fact that there are thousands upon thousands of kids at every single university.
Out here at University of Texas, there are over 50,000 students, all right?
50,000 full-time students and another like 75,000 part-time students here at the University of Texas, all right?
And all those people are eventually going to get their degrees.
Just imagine every other university all across America.
They're going to get their degrees.
So all I'm saying is, don't you think that there's possibly going to be a little bit of a, I don't know, saturation in the college degree market, for Christ's sake?
I'm just saying.
I mean, just basing it on the numbers.
Don't you think there'd be a little bit more of an oversaturation of college degree graduates out here, which pretty much demeans the whole degree itself?
I'm just saying, you know, start thinking.
Anyway, I want to go on to the next subject matter, folks.
I want to talk about the Libyan rebels.
I know.
I know.
We shouldn't even be there.
The United States shouldn't even be throwing this crap any kind of support because, like I've stated, the opposition to Libya's dictator, Muammar Gaddafi, the rebels, so to speak, were listed by the State Department before this military theater that we're conducting in.
They were listed on the State Department's website as being linked to Al-Qaeda.
Yeah, the liberal rebels.
I mean, before this whole Libya, you know, we're going to help the Libyan rebels.
We're going to help them liberate themselves.
Before all that crap, the State Department of the United States of America listed the opposition of Muammar Gaddafi as being linked with al-Qaeda.
And here we are now.
We're not only aiding and abetting this particular rebellion in Libya, but we're arming these pricks.
I mean, we're training these pricks to how to be, you know, trained soldiers for Christ's sake.
It's just stupid, man.
But anyway, regardless of what you feel about the Libyan military theater, they have taken a stronghold, believe it or not.
The rebels have fought back.
They've been taking big losses because Muammar Gaddafi has been taking the offensive to these rebels, for Christ's sake.
I mean, been kicking the living crap out of them.
Now, they've gotten a stronghold in a key village by the capital of Libya, Tripoli, and it seems like, you know, Muamar Gaddafi and his troops are falling back a little bit.
They're taking a couple of steps back.
They're taking a couple of steps back.
And, you know, I guess this is some kind of a win for the rebels.
I don't know.
I don't care.
I just think it's a disgrace that America is even affiliated with this military theater of combat.
I mean, what?
We're just going to incur losses of money and of weapons, just like we incurred the losses in Iraq and Afghanistan.
I can't believe you people that can sit here and look at these soldiers that are rolling around in wheelchairs that are rolling around with no goddamn arms or some disfigurement.
And they got it from Iraq, for Christ's sake, and you idiots can just say, oh, well, we're just going to cut and run.
We're just going to cut and run from Iraq.
Gay Teaching Controversy00:03:09
And it doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter that Iraq is doing deals, oil deals with Iran, which is Iran, and it doesn't matter.
Give me a break.
Anyway, I want to hear from you.
What do you got to say about this?
646-652-4869.
All right, Libyan rebels take the stronghold in a key village by the capital of Libya in Tripoli.
I want to hear what you have to say.
Area code 757, what's up?
You're on the horn, man.
Yes, yes.
How about the Holy Ghost?
Jesus Christ.
Who else?
We got 315.
What's up?
You're on the horn.
Ghost?
Yeah.
Yeah, I want to backtrack to where you're talking about the gays and lesbians for the classes.
Go for it.
I mean, I have no problem with gays and lesbians, but I understand everyone's concern.
I mean, people who don't believe in gays and lesbians shouldn't be taught it and all this other stuff.
So, I mean, I don't have a problem with it, but at the same given point in time, they shouldn't be doing it.
Well, I mean, what's the real need of actually going into the history of gay and lesbians, first of all?
I mean, what's the educational or intellectual aspect of knowing this to begin with?
Exactly.
I mean, that's what I was trying to, while on hold, I'm trying to think about what to basically talk about.
I mean, I'm just thinking about the whole topic here, and there's really nothing to learn about it.
No, there isn't anything to learn.
I mean, what are you going to learn?
I mean, in 1980, you know, whatever, Freddie Mercury, who used to prance around the stage and do this, died of AIDS.
I mean, you know, what are we supposed to do?
What are we learning as far as gay and lesbian history?
That's all I'm asking.
You know, I mean, I'm not against anybody doing whatever the hell they want to do in the privacy of their own home.
All right?
Yeah.
I mean, that's all there is to it.
As a matter of fact, I don't care if they have clubs, you know, where they participate in this sexual deviant activity in clubs.
I mean, it's their prerogative.
What I disagree with is when you've got homosexuals, you know, like oral compilation between two men across the street from an elementary school, and they want to protect this crap by the First Amendment.
That's what I'm against, for Christ's sake, this deviant behavior.
That's what I'm against.
Yeah, but I agree 110%.
So, I mean, like you said, whatever is in the private own home, I have a bunch of friends that are gay and lesbian, but at the same given point in time, they really shouldn't be teaching kids this kind of stuff.
Well, you know, I don't happen to have too many friends that are gay and lesbian, although I am acquainted with those out here in Austin, Texas that are homosexual, because I think that if you are somebody who has a lot of homosexual friends and that sort of thing, I think that possibly you could be construed as one yourself.
I'm just saying, you know, or if you happen to have a lot of homosexual friends, you sip on the sauce too much, you get a little loaded, and before you know it, they're pulling the balls out of your pants.
And, you know, before you know it, you're homosexual.
So I don't know.
Sharia Law Fears00:03:08
Anyway, 646-652-4869 is the number to call here.
We were talking about how the rebels in Libya, the rebels in Libya, excuse me, have taken hold of a village near Tripoli.
And believe it or not, folks, you know, you know Ghost here in the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
You know, we know how to get the guests here.
And we actually have a connection to the rebel faction in Libya.
You understand?
We actually have a connection to the rebels in Libya.
And we have somebody that's going to talk and represent the Libyan rebels that are fighting Muammar Gaddafi right now.
So, Jesus Christ, without any further ado, Mahmoud.
Are you there, Mahmood?
Who is Al-Manana in the world?
That is right, your American people.
You need to understand that you do this for Allah.
Barack Obama is doing this for Allah.
He is going to implement Shoria law.
He's going to implement Shoria law all over America.
And your American people need to pay your taxes.
You need to pay all your taxes and you continue to give us guns.
You continue to give us thanks.
But we do it for Allah.
Walar Rakba.
Your American people do this for Allah, too.
Your president Ol Qama do it for Allah.
He's going to reinforce Shoria law.
He's going to put in Shoria law on America.
That's why he's up in the Mujahideen.
The most of Your American people need to continue to pay your taxes, all of you.
Because what you're doing, what the American sacrifice is doing, is you're doing it for Allah.
We are taking down Omar Gaddafi.
We are going to take out more Mar Gaddafi and we are going to implement Shoria law.
And we are doing it for Allah.
We are doing this for Allah.
What to say?
Walla, Rabbi.
I have nothing else to say.
All right, get him off, engineer.
Get him off.
As you heard, as you heard, that's right from the mouth of the rebels in Libya.
You know, they don't really care about what we're doing, how we're helping them.
They don't care.
All right?
They don't really care.
They're doing for Allah Akbar and all that other stuff, folks.
Helping Rebels in Libya00:04:13
I mean, we are in a completely wrong direction.
If we were going to implement any kind of American assets into any of this military theater in the Middle East, we should be helping the people in Syria.
We should be helping the revolutionaries in Iran.
We should be helping people that actually want to embrace capitalism, that actually want to embrace freedom, that actually want to embrace liberty, not some goddamn ex-Alqa-link faction out of Libya, for Christ's sake.
It's ridiculous.
Jesus Christ.
Makes me sick, man, for Christ's sake.
Anyway, we are in the third and final hour of the True Capitalist Radio Broadcast, folks, and I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
And folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me right now.
I'd like for everybody to stop what you're doing.
Go out and retweet the broadcast.
All right.
Go to the social networks.
Go to the blogs.
Go to the goddamn forum posts.
Spread it around like wildfire.
And let everybody know that True Capitalist Radio is in effect and in the house.
Moreover, we have all kinds of little buttons underneath the player there.
Do you see all these little buttons underneath the player right there?
Use and abuse them.
I mean, it's just a freaking click.
It's just a freaking click for Christ's sake.
All right?
We got a little Facebook like button right there.
We got a little pre-tweet this button for Christ's sake.
You know what I'm saying?
We got a little sear this button.
It's just a freaking click.
You piece of crap.
Anyway, we're in the third and final hour of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
Do we have any tweets for Christ's sake, Engineer?
Do we have any people who tweeted at us?
All right, we got a couple of tweets, folks.
And of course, if you don't know where to tweet, well, by God, you better follow me on Twitter.
You understand?
Follow me on Twitter.
Here's the Twitter name to follow, Ghost Politics.
Send me a tweet right now.
I will give you a goddamn shout-out right here on the air live.
Right here on the air live, for Christ's sake.
So go ahead.
Ghost Politics is the name.
Let's go ahead and see if we have anybody here that's retweeted at me.
Let's see what we got.
We've got the Tapmaster.
What's going on?
We got Proteologist.
What's going on?
Who else we got?
We got, what is this crap?
Alpha Q Hard One.
Ah, screw you, you stupid scumbag.
We got Centennius.
What's going on?
We got Ray Pugh.
What's up?
Say who else we got going on out here.
We're sending twin Twitter shout-outs.
We got Stone Cold Ghost in the house.
We got Deuce Car.
What's going on?
Rubricaloo in the house.
What's going on?
We got Big Tur23, Mike Dow.
We got that stupid Spermi the cat.
What's going on?
We got Andrew Crawford 9 in the place.
You know what I'm saying?
Who else we got going on?
Who else is sending me some tweets out here?
Ghost Politics is the name.
All right?
LOL Master Pylons.
Ah, Jesus Christ.
Cosmo CB, what's up?
Fable 3333.
And screw you, by the way.
It's not bronies for life.
Some idiot named I'm J did telling me that I'm an NWO shill or something.
We got Gasgara.
What's going on?
The Columbus.
All right.
Who else we got going on?
Let's give a couple more shout-outs and then we'll go ahead and move on with the show for Christ's sake.
We got Boy on Pluto.
We got Mr. Bigglesworth in the house here.
What's going on?
Who else we got?
Who else we got?
We got Aussie Lazyas.
What's going on?
Who else we got?
We're doing shout-outs, man.
We're doing shout-outs.
Legendito, what's up?
How's it going?
Legendito.
That's funny.
Anyway, let's just go ahead and continue taking calls here.
I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
Like I said, please retweet the broadcast and let everybody know that we're in effect in the house.
We were talking a little bit about how Libya has taken hold of some village near the capital of Libya in Tripoli.
Facebook Data Privacy Issues00:05:18
I want to talk a little bit about how Facebook has partnered with Skype.
That's right.
Facebook now offers video conferencing.
Huh?
Isn't that great?
Huh?
Video conferencing on Facebook?
Yay!
I mean, give me a freaking break, man.
I mean, look, I don't have a Facebook account because I think Facebook is the most disgusting disgrace to human privacy, you know?
And I don't have a Facebook.
Will never have a Facebook unless Facebook pays me to have a Facebook because I ain't getting one.
All right?
Secondly, this little merging of Facebook and Microsoft seems to be a prevalent theme.
I don't know if you've actually gone and done a Bing search, but Bing actually gives you now search results that have actually been liked by some of your friends on Facebook.
I kid you not.
So it's only a, you know, it only seems right that since Microsoft purchased Skype, that they're going to make this move to converge Skype with Facebook, and this is what you have.
Well, let's not count Google out just yet.
They announced this Google Plus recently, and it seems to be taking off with a little bit of enthusiasm.
There seems to be a lot of people that are actually preferring the Google Plus because it's not as open to the public as Facebook is.
You know, it doesn't air your goddamn business all over to the goddamn world like Facebook does.
But either way, I think both social networking options are a disgusting disgrace into the prying into personal privacy.
I think it's a disgrace.
I hate the whole concept of social networking.
I think it's a disgrace.
I think it's stupid.
You know that back in the 90s, hell, back about eight to ten years ago, eight to ten years ago, marketing companies, advertising companies would pay millions, millions of dollars for this type of information that everybody on Facebook is giving to Mark Zuckerberg for free.
I mean, can you believe this crap?
All the psychographic and demographic information that Facebook and Mark Zuckerberg are data mining out of the free will of its members, I mean, marketing companies pay millions and millions of dollars for this crap, and you're giving it away for free.
You're giving it away for free.
Jesus Christ.
And it makes no sense.
I want to hear from you.
What do you got to say, huh?
You little social networker, Facebooker, Google Plus.
What do you think about it?
423, what's up?
You're on the horn.
What's up, guys?
How's it going?
Pretty good.
I don't think the sky's really going to change much because, I mean, you see how MySpace is right now.
It's pretty much shit.
Yeah.
So I think Facebook's going to eventually turn this shit, too.
Well, you know, I absolutely hope so because it's about time that people start waking up and realizing that the reason that Mark Zuckerberg's company is being evaluated at, what, $65 billion?
$65 billion is what Facebook is worth, you know?
And the reason that it's worth $65 billion is because everybody on this network is giving, giving, not selling, giving their information away to Mark Zuckerberg to data mine and to sell the companies.
I mean, do you understand that Zuckerberg, and I reported this like three or four months ago, he filed with the FCC so that they can also not just sell your demographic and psychographic information, your name.
No, they want to sell your address and your phone number.
You understand?
They want to sell your address and your phone number.
And you're asking, well, how the hell can they get my address and my phone number?
Because you're on the internet and everybody knows who you are, you idiot.
I mean, you've got an IP location for Christ's sake.
It's stupid.
So, you know, I really hope that you're 423.
I really hope that you're serious.
I mean, that's what I believe, too.
I believe that hopefully Facebook's going to go down just like MySpace went down.
You know what I'm saying?
We talk about MySpace being sold off by News Corp.
News Corp actually sold off MySpace for, what is it, $30 million, $40 million?
Rupert Murdoch paid Tom, what was it, $513 million?
$513 million for MySpace, and they end up selling it for $30 million?
That's a hell of a loss for you, huh?
Anyway, let's take some more callers here.
Thanks for calling, man.
Talk a little bit about Facebook and talking about how them and Skype are getting together and you're going to start being able to voice chat via Facebook.
Aww.
Aww.
Airport Strip Search Stories00:02:41
Area Coach 630, what's up, man?
Hello, ghost.
This is Bebup from Chicago again.
How you doing, man?
Not too bad yourselves?
Not too bad, just here.
I called in a few days ago to share a TSA story, and you cut me off.
I think you thought I was a troll, and you said that I was taking too long to get to the point.
Yeah, go ahead.
I remember you.
Go ahead.
I have a condensed version of my story if you're still interested in hearing it.
Go ahead.
Yeah, we're listening, man.
All right.
Well, as I said, right now I am getting lawsuit threats for treason for sharing this story with the BBC.
When I arrived to the airport with all my friends, I went from O'Hara International to LAX.
I arrived at the airport with some of my friends, we got to the first security checkpoint, and that was the full body scanner.
And I knew about my opt-out right for this.
I'm not sure if many people know about opt-outs for security scanners or not.
I'm sure they don't.
You can actually say the words, I don't want to do this.
I'm opting out.
And they will take you off to the side.
They'll pat you down.
Or they'll take you off to a private room and they'll strip search you.
But there will be no cameras involved.
So either way, you're still risking that.
For a strip search?
Because you don't want to go and get your Johnson x-ray photograph?
Are you kidding me?
Well, it's because a lot of people will opt out because they actually store those images on a database.
And with all the security leaks that are coming out, I'd rather them strip search me than have my Johnson on the database that might get leaked by a Lulsec group.
Well, how do you know there's not a camera in that room to begin with anyway?
You know that they have cameras the size of pinholes now.
Well, they had you sign or had me sign a waiver, actually, saying that I was not being videotaped, but I do understand that since there is no videotape, then whatever I say couldn't be used legally.
But, I mean, aren't you afraid that, you know, I mean, it didn't, but well, just get to the story.
I mean, where did the infringement on your rights happen and you say this to the BBC and you're getting tried with treason?
That's where we want to get to.
How did that happen?
Right.
So they take me to the back room and I see that they have a little box of latex gloves.
And I don't know if any of you know what that means, but they don't put on latex.
They're not putting anal cavity search or something, man.
Are you kidding me?
Were they suggesting that you have an anal cavity search?
Saturn White Spot Mystery00:04:32
They weren't only suggesting it, however, they're insisting it.
And I immediately, once I saw that, I told them I'd turn around, I'd go home, and I would drive with some of my other friends.
I'd drive to California.
And they told me flat out that I could not leave.
And if I were to leave, then I would be put under arrest.
Oh, my God.
Are you kidding me that this happening in America?
This happened going out of O'Hare International Airport in Chicago, Illinois.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
So, you know, they proceed with the body cavity search, as they call it.
And the entire time, all I could think was, you know, what would anybody else do in this situation?
What would people like you do in this situation?
I started to think about what you do.
I started to think about you, and I started coming buckets all over the floor.
Well, they're fisting my asshole.
I just couldn't, like, my asshole started constraining against the wrist.
And the sensation of it was so beautiful.
I spewed all over the floor.
And it took so long.
And you decided that, hey, you know, it's time for me to turn a little fruit bowl and, you know, time for me to turn flesh flute player.
It's time for me to, you know, take it up the pooper.
Is that what you're thinking?
Oh, it's Fruit Bowl Wednesday, Ghost.
And I just wanted to give you a nice little story to relate.
Everybody's got the best assless chops, son.
Everybody's wearing it.
Let's just go ahead.
Hold on.
I'll tell you what.
Since you're fruiting off on the mic, let's go ahead and throw some fruit music on here so it'll make you feel a little better.
Go ahead.
Throw some fruit music.
Let's celebrate Football Wednesday like a champion.
There it is.
You shante for me.
You shantay, shantay, shantay.
Santa.
Now you know the words.
You beat my drum hard.
I might just kick it, kick it.
You want to get it?
Yeah, that's the ticket, ticket.
Come on, they get literally.
I like the Gucci Bucci.
I love the.
All right, that's about enough of that Fruit Bowl crap.
You know, I mean, that's why I hung up on you last time, Fruit Bowl, because you were stumbling over your own tongue for Christ's sake.
Let's see, who else we got?
We got Natas in the place.
What's up, Nadis?
Hey, why are you so racist?
Because you're such a Fruit Bowl.
That's why.
And I'm not racist, all right?
Anyway, let me move on to another subject matter.
And this is kind of off topic.
This is kind of off politics, off capitalism, off economics, but rather interesting to everybody that's into space exploration, that sort of thing.
Anyway, we have a satellite revolving around the planet Saturn called the Cassini satellite.
Now, recently, the Cassini, which has been revolving around the planet Saturn, has actually found a great white spot is what the scientists are dubbing it as.
A humongous size storm that has come about out of nowhere on the planet Saturn.
Highly visible.
Highly freaking visible.
I mean, big, huge white spot that can be seen from the satellite in question.
Moreover, they can see tremendous amounts of violent weather, atmospheric activity.
They can see lightning.
They can see these types of just an unprecedented thing to be seen on Saturn, given the fact that we've seen Saturn for such a long period of time.
And it just seems to stay there.
It's like the equivalent of what Jupiter has in the big red spot.
They have the same thing on Saturn now that it's just come out of nowhere.
You know?
It's come out of nowhere, for Christ's sake.
And, you know, I just think it's, you know, it's kind of weird, you know?
And if you want my personal opinion, you know, I think that what we should be doing, instead of looking at Saturn, we should take the nuclear plutonium that's left on the Cassini and just crash it into the planet Saturn.
You know, just crash it into planet Saturn.
And Saturn is mostly, was it, hydrogen, I think.
You know, I think it's mostly hydrogen.
You know, once the nuclear reaction, you know, happens when it slams on the surface of Saturn, the whole goddamn thing will blow up into a second sun.
You know?
Single Mother Society Critique00:14:57
I mean, that's what I think that we should be doing.
Anyway, 646-652-4869.
What do you think?
You know?
What do you think about this great white spot?
You know?
801, you're on the horn.
What's up?
Hey, what up?
How's it going?
Oh, nothing much.
I'll just, I just, this is totally off subject, but I just wanted to tell you what I'm doing with my saving account.
All right, go for it.
I am sending all of it to Al-Qaeda and all that stuff.
That's not funny, man.
I mean, when you're trying to get lows or something, that's not funny at all.
It's stupid.
How old are you?
14 or something?
Well, the reason you think it's pretty funny is because you were raised by a single mother who's probably out right now trying to get finger-banged by some ethnic minority at Happy Hour.
That's why you think it's funny.
You're stupid.
You're dumb.
You're idiotic, for Christ's sake.
I at least ain't racist.
Well, I mean, it's better to be racist than to be stupid, for Christ's sake.
I mean, did you hear yourself?
How can you not be racist when you say you're going to go and donate all your money to Al-Qaeda, you stupid hypocritical bastard?
They hate everybody that ain't Muslim.
So how are you not racist?
Oh, yeah, 9-11.
Oh, yeah, that's right.
You want to know why you don't know?
Because you're stupid.
You know, you are a pathetic waste of human life.
You are what I'm describing out here in America.
This is the general American public right here.
All right?
This is the general American masses.
They're stupid.
They're ignorant.
They're stumbling over their own tongue.
They're pathetic.
They're pathetic.
I mean, do you have any shame, 801?
Seriously, I mean, you sound like some, you know, 15-year-old snot-nosed little brat.
It's obvious that you have no girlfriend.
And, you know, by the sound of your voice, you sound like you want to take it in the pooper.
And I know you probably ain't got no boyfriend either because you wouldn't know how to communicate that in your young age.
So the best you can come up with is calling up and saying, oh, yeah, you know what?
I'm just going to donate all my money to Salmon Laden in Al-Qaeda.
I mean, you know, what exactly are you trying to do with that call?
I mean, you know, the reason people call up to my broadcast and try to troll it is an attempt to actually get some laughs from some of these jerk dicks that they affiliate with online.
Why exactly did you do what you did, 801?
Explain that in extensive detail for us.
You like it up to Cooper.
So you're just going to take one of the lines that I said and say it back to me, and that's supposed to be some original concept?
I didn't say it was original now, did I?
Well, I'll tell you what.
Why don't you put your, well, I'll tell you what.
I know your father isn't there, but I know that you have your father's number.
So why don't you just give me your father's telephone number right now?
I want to call him up and tell him what type of dumb, fruity-ass, pink-team-playing, flesh-flute-sucking piece of garbage popped out of his fruity-ass nutsack.
All right?
Give me your father's number right now.
Give me his number.
All right.
It's 801.
Oh, hold on.
I'll even put you.
Hold on, hold on.
I'll put you.
I'll even put you in another room.
Hold on.
I'll even put you in another room so that you can give it to me and I'll call him.
And you know what you're probably going to do?
You're probably going to give me the number to some idiot that you're internet butt-stalking because you really want to sniff his dirty underpants, but are too chicken shit and non-communicative to go up to him and tell him that you want to do that.
Am I right?
Huh?
I tell you what, I'll take all the stuff that I said right now back.
If you can give me a complete sentence, that is more than seven words.
Go.
Do you like peanuts?
Yep.
You see, this is what I'm saying, folks.
This is America right here.
This is it.
This is this disgusting, despicable America that we're living in, for Christ's sake.
It's disgusting.
It's disgraceful for Christ's sake.
And you know who we have to thank for all this?
You know who I have to?
The single mothers that are out here trivializing life, you know?
And let me go ahead and talk about that.
Since we had the Casey Anthony acquittal trial out here in America, where we allowed some disgusting, despicable bimbo while her daughter was supposedly missing and kidnapped, this bitch was hopping from penis to penis to penis at every club down there in Florida and tattooing on herself Bella Vita, which means the beautiful life.
Meanwhile, her daughter is supposed to be missing.
Her daughter is supposed to be kidnapped for Christ's sake.
But no, let's just go ahead and give her a pass, right?
Let's just go ahead and give her a pass.
You want to know why?
Because, oh, look at her, poor thing.
She didn't really want to have that kid.
You know, she didn't really want to have that.
Poor kid.
You know, poor kid.
Let's just go ahead and give her a pass.
Just like we gave that disgusting bitch in Dallas who drowned five of her children in a bathtub.
Just like we gave her a pass.
You know?
Just like we gave, you know, that one stupid bimbo down South Texas who chopped off her goddamn kids, ate her kids' toes off and then sliced her kid's throat or whatever the hell she did.
She got off on post-pydem psychosis, right?
Post-partem psychosis.
Huh?
And then you got OctoMom over here in 2008 when she was announced that she shitted out eight kids in an octuplet type of birth.
All the feminists out here were kind of putting their fists in the air saying, yay, woman liberation.
Yay, woman liberation.
I mean, this is the kind of sick society that we're living in.
This is why these kids are ending up stupid, man.
This is why these kids can't sputter out anything else other than a sentence fragment.
This is why these kids cannot go out and communicate with one another.
This is why they're more intricate in the texting world than they are actually talking to each other.
They know more little stupid speed text acronyms than they do dumbass words for Christ's sake.
It's disgraceful, man.
But hey, Casey Anthony is a perfect example of where our society is.
I mean, why don't you do a Google search right now of kids being left in cars and take a look at the thousands, all right?
The thousands of children that are left in cars.
All right?
That are left in cars to gross to death, to burn to death.
It happens every summer.
I say it every, I mean, I said it this past May.
I said it last May.
I said it the May before that.
I say it every single beginning of the summer that we're going to have an increase in spikes of women conveniently leaving their children in the car.
And what happens?
You know, what happens?
They go outside.
They throw a stupid emotional shit fit like, oh, I can't believe I had my kids.
I can't believe.
Hey!
And then they just do that for, you know, a good five hours.
They do that when the goddamn cops come.
They do that when being questioned.
And, you know, before everything else, you know what happens to these women?
Nothing.
Nothing.
They go and say, oh, it was an accident.
She accidentally left her kid in the car.
Even though she didn't leave her purse in the car, even though she didn't forget to put on her stupid shoes and her makeup and her goddamn lipstick and her cell phone and all the other things that took more priority than her kid.
No, but it was an accident, right?
It was an accident.
That's what it was.
It was an accident.
Bull crap.
And let me tell you something.
You women out here, no, I'm not talking about the single women that don't have children.
And let me tell you, the single women that don't have children, that's a rarity.
I mean, that's a freaking rarity, for Christ's sake.
But the women that don't have children, I mean, you know, these women that are shitting out children and trivializing life are jeopardizing the integrity of the human relationship.
And not only are they jeopardizing the integrity of the human relationship, but they're also jeopardizing the integrity of life itself.
They're trivializing life.
You understand?
They're just shitting out children like it's no big deal, like it's a big freaking game.
You know, like it's no big deal.
I'm just going to shit one up.
Let me let me shit out of the give me a freaking break, man.
So it's no coincidence that Casey Anthony got off on this stupid technicality.
I mean, this is what women are doing nowadays.
You know, they think that, you know, whenever they're in the relationship, they're going to trap some man by, you know, going and getting pregnant, you know?
And then they think they can keep him.
Then when they realize they can't, they get all pissed off and they're like, man, it's nothing.
And what do they do?
What do they do?
They abuse their kid, they neglect their kid, or they kill their kid.
And that's what's happening in today's America.
Why do you think we have so many young people calling up to this broadcast, not only sounding overly feminine, but stupid?
It's the single mothers, man.
It's these freaking single mothers.
And you should all be ashamed of yourselves.
Every one of you single mothers, with the exception of those that are actually taking care of their own.
You know, I'm talking about the single mothers that ain't collecting government cheese.
The single mothers that ain't collecting free entitlements.
You know, the single mothers that ain't out here, you know, partaking in the traditional stereotypical garbage.
But everybody else, like all you other single mothers out here, you make me sick.
You know that?
I mean, there's not a bigger emotional vampire in the world than a freaking single mother.
I mean, oh, Jesus Christ.
I mean, you know, you can't even put these people in a goddamn social setting without them talking about my kids, baby.
You don't understand, baby.
My kids, man, my kids.
And let me tell you, I see these single mothers all over Texas, you know.
I mean, I have brick-mortar businesses down there in the south part of Texas here.
And whenever I go south of Austin, Texas, I mean, you go into any supermarket, go into any shopping mall.
I guarantee you, you're going to see these bimbos with like five or six, seven kids trailing back of them, walking around as a majority out there in South Texas.
I'm not joking.
I mean, they're just a majority out there.
And, you know, these stupid Skankosaurus slutbags that basically opened up their legs to anything that looked good in a leather jacket and had this idiot ejaculate in their uterus pipe.
They want me to feel bad because they couldn't put a condom on it or put a goddamn sponge in or put a diaphragm or something of that nature.
I mean, are you kidding me?
I'm supposed to feel sorry for you, your stupid Skankosaurus ass.
I mean, why didn't you think?
How about that?
Why didn't you think before you got penetrated and allow this idiot to ejaculate up in your snatch hole?
How about that?
Why didn't you think about the consequences?
Why didn't you think about the probability of you getting pregnant and you not having shit from Shinola?
How about that?
But no, us out here in society, we have to care about these stupid bitches.
You know, like, oh, look, she's a single mother with five kids and she doesn't have any goddamn thing to wear but these stupid, disgusting rags that she made out of her shower curtain, and we're supposed to care.
Oh, Let me tell you something.
Every time I see a single mother in this regard, every time I see a single mother with like five or six kids trailing them, I saw I spit on these bitches.
I kid you not, I spit on them.
I pupped.
I spit on them for Christ's sake.
All right?
Because I'm sick and tired of these women out here trivializing life.
You know, these kids are being raised in a sick-ass world, and they're being raised by television.
They're being raised by entertainment.
They're being raised by violent video games for Christ's sake.
And then we wonder why they can't communicate.
Then we wonder why they don't know shit from Shinola.
Then we wonder why they can't add, subtract, multiply, divide.
I mean, it's these stupid, disgusting single mothers that think that it's funny.
They think it's a big deal.
They're like, I just want to have another kid so I can have a baby shower.
I just want to have another kid so that, you know, we can all get together and I can hold him.
Shut up.
It's ridiculous.
And I kid you not.
I kid you not.
I spit on single mothers.
You know what I'm saying?
I strongly advise everybody, if you see some disgusting, despicable single dishrag whore mother, and I'm talking about these mothers that got like five kids, four or five kids maximum, you know, or a minimum.
Excuse me, four or five kids minimum.
All right?
And there's a lot of them out here, believe me.
But when you see these bimbos, spit on them.
You know, call them names for Christ's sake.
Call them a disgusting heathen.
You know, call them a disgusting waste of human life.
You know, that it's just disgraceful, man.
It's disgraceful.
And Casey Anthony, too, what a Skankosaurus slut bag that is.
Jesus Christ.
Hey, look, look at these people who are like, oh, how can you say that, ghost?
How can you say that about single mothers?
They can't take care of their children.
It's not right the way you're talking to you.
Shut up.
You know what is ridiculous?
These single whore mothers not stopping at one kid out of wedlock.
All right?
That's what's stupid, all right?
Okay, you hopped on something that looked good in a leather jacket, and you made a mistake.
Out comes one kid, bastard kid, out of wedlock, out of the oven.
Okay, fine.
All right?
But no.
What?
Two, three, four, five, six, seven?
Let me give you a break.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, I don't want to talk anymore about these feminist bimbos out here who have turned the average everyday American woman into a subliminal prostitute or into some disgusting slut bag whore.
I don't want to talk about this anymore.
I think I'm just going to go ahead and go right in to the next particular segment of the show.
Radio Graffiti Defense00:15:49
And I'm talking about radio graffiti.
That's right, folks.
And for all you folks that don't know what radio graffiti is, radio graffiti is a segment of the show where you call in 646-652-4869 is the number to call.
And when I call your area code prefix or when I call your Skype name or number, I'm going to give you three to four seconds to say whatever it is that you want to say over the air no matter what.
All right?
No matter what.
So right now, you better be prepared.
You better know what you're going to say for Christ's sake.
All right?
You better know what you're gonna say, for Christ's sake.
Don't just sit there like an incompetent jerk and don't say a goddamn thing.
You better know what you're gonna say.
All right.
But before we do, let me ask the engineer.
Engineer, do we have any goddamn shout-outs on Twitter?
We got a couple of shout-outs on Twitter, and of course, if you want to get a shout-out on Twitter, all you have to do is tweet my name here.
All right?
Send a tweet at Ghost Politics, and I guarantee you, you'll get yourself a goddamn shout-out.
All right, right there's the name, Ghost Politics.
All one word.
No underscores, Milky Liquors.
Let's see.
Let's see who we got here to give a shout-out to, for Christ's sake.
Let's see.
We got Sharon Seaman.
We got Nutflex.
Who else we got going on?
Ghost is default.
Now, shove it up your ass, you stupid moron.
We got Boron Pluto again.
We got Dubstep Psycho.
What's going on?
Who else we got going on over here?
Keep them tweeting.
We got Shadow Sphere.
What's going on?
Who else we got?
Who else do we got?
Keep them coming.
I'm not saying that disgusting, despicable name, you asshole.
Anyway, we got Bang Camaro.
Bang Camaro.
99.
What's up, Bang Camaro?
We got Chris Foam 716.
We got Niagara Roll.
What's going on in Niagara Roll?
Who else we got going on?
We got the Proteologist.
We've got who else we got?
Remember, keep tweeting.
Keep tweeting right now if you want a goddamn shout out.
We got a fat gay atheist.
What's going on, fat gay atheist?
How you doing?
Who else do we got?
Who else do we got here?
I mean, you know, we got my left teeth.
That's disgusting.
We got Fable 3333.
We've got Tampon Lollipops.
Jesus Christ.
We got Stacey Recht.
Who else we got?
We got Trestle Bridge.
Okay.
Yeah, these names are getting a little interesting here.
Keep them coming.
Come on.
We're going to get a couple more here.
Of course, the Tap Master.
going on to the Tapmaster, and, uh, we got, uh, nah, these are all stupid, you know?
These are all dumb.
I'm not saying anymore.
Anyway, let's get to Radio Graffiti, and we're getting to it right now.
Anyway, folks, let's go ahead and start Radio Graffiti.
And once again, Radio Graffiti is where you have three to four seconds to say whatever it is that you want to say.
So when I start and I say your name or your area code prefix, you better be ready to say whatever it is that you have to say.
All right?
So let's start right now.
386, Radio Graffiti.
Oh, bro.
Okay, barrel roll.
786, radio graffiti.
Why do you have so much poop inside your mouth?
Shut up, your ass.
248, radio graffiti.
What's up?
Thanks for making it Fruit Bowl Wednesday.
Woo!
Without your waist.
Stupid idiot.
We got 732, radio graffiti.
How many niggers do you have in your basement?
You sick son of a bitch.
You see, and you're calling me the racist.
Look at you, racist asshole.
You understand?
Look at you, racist assholes.
Jesus Christ.
507, radio graffiti.
You're a douchebag.
And you're a fruit bowl.
I mean, give me a break with that voice.
276, radio graffiti.
My little pony, my little pony.
Stupid, dumb, fruity ass brony asshole.
Get him off!
905, radio graffiti.
Everybody's heard about the bird.
Nigger, Man, I hope you're proud of yourself.
778, radio graffiti.
My name is Lunar Fox.
I'm gonna fucking eat out your child's asshole.
Yeah, you're a one-sixth son of a bitch.
908, radio graffiti.
Yeah, you're taking too long.
423, radio graffiti.
All right, we got 720, radio graffiti.
Show me a moose.
Wait, what is this?
Breaking two, for Christ's sake?
What do you want me to do?
A little moonwalk or something?
Jesus Christ.
608, radio graffiti.
9-11 was a conspiracy.
It was a conspiracy, huh?
What, did George Bush have the demolition explosion button in his hand or something?
Get the hell out of here.
540, you're on the air.
Radio graffiti.
I support Texas like you support racism.
I'm not a racist assholes, all right?
I know all you idiots want to spread it around the internet that I'm some kind of a goddamn grand dragon, but that is not the case.
It's a slanderous lie, and all you idiots know it.
So stop saying it.
Area code 843, radio graffiti.
Rainbow dots is death, pony.
What is Canada?
Shut up, you idiot.
661, radio graffiti.
Yeah, you're taking too long.
239, radio graffiti.
Um, hello, ghost.
I think you should watch my show and then something about friendship.
If um yeah, Jesus Christ.
305, radio graffiti.
TC Anthony, number one model model.
You sit bastard.
You're a one-sixth son of a bitch saying that.
646, radio graffiti.
I want to pump my beef in Jay and Leslie's history class.
Jesus Christ.
801, radio graffiti.
You capitulous piece of shit.
You mad?
712, radio graffiti.
Yeah, you're taking too long.
405, radio graffiti.
We can't hear you on your cheap ass Salvation Army phone, ass clown.
323, radio graffiti.
Hey, what's going on?
nelson radio graffiti Let me shine, radio graffiti.
Hey, fuck you, English.
Fuck you, stupid T. Fuck.
Wow, I guess we got some English haters up in here.
111, Radio Graffiti.
I bet you can suck a golf ball through a garden hose.
Jesus Christ.
I mean, what are you going to rip off full metal jacket now?
Jesus Christ.
Who else we got?
Deadly Eagle, Radio Graffiti.
McDonald's.
Yeah, we got a whole bunch of circle jerk dicks happening over there, huh?
There, Fruit Bowls.
Jesus Christ.
Exora Hawks, the piano man, radio graffiti.
Hey!
Good.
Hey, let me out, Johnny.
Anyway, thanks a lot, Diggs.
You have some skills here.
Who else we got?
Song Gaucus, Radio Graffiti.
Racist.
You stupid, silly bastard.
I'm not racist, asshole.
Who else we got?
917 Radio Graffiti.
Are you kidding me?
You're playing Beyoncé Knowles, you asshole.
Huh?
Are you kidding me?
Auditing lady.
Auditing lady.
Are you kidding me for Christ's sake?
I mean, give me a break.
I mean, you're talking about the Skankosaurus that made other Skankosauruses Skankosauruses.
All right?
I mean, Beyonce Knowles was the bitch that put out that song in the 90s.
You can pay all of my bills.
You can pay my telephone bills.
You pay all of my bills.
And then maybe we can chill.
I mean, are you kidding me?
Jesus Christ.
Who else we got?
602 Radio Graffiti.
Michael Morgan, president.
Jesus Christ, a fat liberal bastard.
Yeah, that's what we need.
604, radio graffiti.
Yep, me, baby.
Yep, me real hard.
Sick bastard.
832, radio graffiti.
What's up, your ass that makes you such a racist?
Well, I'm not a racist, first of all, and secondly, the sign on my ass says do not enter their fruit bowl.
All right, so take about 10 steps away from my freaking butt crack with that talk.
715, radio graffiti.
This mark, idiot.
951, radio graffiti.
Go to the gay racist sex shifting NWR.
Shut up.
Katie Dobston, radio graffiti.
White collar, import beer drinking, flea bag, you patient trap.
And can you take that touchstone terrorist little recording and shove it up your ass, all right, and come up with your own little comedy bitch, please?
425, Reno Graffiti.
5-0-7, Radio Graffiti.
I want the volume on that when I, after I get, he hangs up with me, so you can hear what he says about me.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
BlogtalkRadio.com forward slash show.
He's talking to his boyfriend.
You hear that?
Everybody over there?
507 talking to his boyfriend.
He's like, hey, dude, you know, there's some guy that he's making fun of like the homosexual movement.
And you need to get to this guy and you need to troll him.
And we need to make sure that we show him our toolbox.
This is how you get there.
You go to blogtalkradio.com slash ghost.
And that's how you got it.
Shut up.
Jesus Christ.
423, Radio Graffiti.
Explain to me why Bronies are so goddamn gay.
Because they're watching an eight-year-old girl cartoon and jacking off to it.
That's why.
I mean, is there something wrong with that picture?
917, Radio Graffiti.
Yo, ghost, get the podcast up as soon as possible because I'm making a video of it.
No, hell no.
You better not be, you sorry sack of crap.
All right?
I've already warned all of you idiots to stop making these goddamn YouTube videos about me.
Now, look, for all the people that are making positive YouTube videos, the YouTube videos that are actually promoting capitalism, the YouTube videos that are actually promoting the capitalist army, promoting the true capitalist radio broadcast.
I'm not talking about you guys, all right?
I'm talking about the scum-sucking, dumb, ridiculous, pathetic waste of human life that re-edit my broadcast to make me sound like some racist, dumb idiot jagoff.
I'm talking about those assholes, all right?
I've told all of you idiots, and I don't want to tell you again.
I've continued to tell you people, all right?
I'm in the process right now, as we speak.
I am in the process of rectifying this whole video phenomena situation that we've got going on against the true capitalist radio broadcast.
I kid you not, all you idiots, all of you idiots that made videos about me, unauthorized videos about me, you idiots are in hot water, all of you.
And if you knew what was good for you, if you knew what was good for you, your ass would stop before you get it.
I'm not joking.
You get out yelling, real funny.
You just wait.
You just wait, you idiots.
Cease and desist the goddamn YouTube videos about me, folks.
I'm not kidding around, man.
You don't understand how bad that pisses me off.
You don't understand how bad that pisses me off, and I want you to stop it.
I'm warning you.
I am warning you.
This is my final warning to all you idiots that think that I'm a big joke, all right?
True capitalist radio is serious business.
And I think that you people need to start understanding that.
All right, let me take some more callers here.
We got 111.
You're on the horn.
I agree with the Canada guy.
Rainbow Dash really is the best pony.
Stupid idiot.
708, radio graffiti.
Why are you so acist?
720, radio graffiti.
Talk old boss!
Idiot.
318, radio graffiti.
Taking too long.
801, radio graffiti.
Punk tickler!
What kind of a name is Punk Tickler?
I already told you, idiots, to stop with the goddamn soundboards and stop with the goddamn YouTube videos.
Stop it all!
Jesus Christ!
Lewis Pearl's Radio Graffiti!
Christ, what kind of 16-bit MIDI crap was that?
Are you kidding me?
Did you make that on like a 486SX or something, for Christ's sake?
What the hell was that?
Jesus Christ.
Who else we got going on over here?
276, Radio Graffiti.
What was here?
And your mom was over here licking my ass pipe.
435, radio graffiti.
What is that?
You all keep spreading that slanderous lie about me, you sorry sack of crap, all right?
You all keep spreading that slanderous lie, but I'm not a racist.
I'm a melting pot of friendship.
I've said it time and time again, all right?
I've said it time and time again.
I happen to have a whole bunch of friends that happen to be black.
I happen to have a whole bunch of friends that happen to be Mexican.
I happen to have a whole bunch of friends that happen to be Oriental and Womp and Kraut.
I mean, I happen to have a whole bunch of friends of all races.
So for you idiots to be sitting here talking garbage to me, that I'm some kind of a goddamn grand dragon David Duke racist is a false indictment and a slanderous lie, and you idiots know it.
Howard Stern Sirius Show00:12:51
All right?
You idiots know it.
Anyway, let's take some more radio graffiti calls, shall we?
We got Goku in the house.
What's going on, Goku?
What's up, Ghost?
How are you doing, man?
How's everything going with you?
Hey, it's good, man.
It's good.
Just another day in the summer, huh?
You looking forward to your senior year?
Yeah, it's going to be a good year, man.
That's going to be cool, man.
What are you thinking about?
You thinking about working after high school or going right to college?
I don't know.
Because people say if you don't go to Cobb Director's record uh high school, you probably won't go later because you're used to sleeping in all that stuff.
Well, you know, I mean, you know, just ask Bill Gates.
Bill Gates dropped out of Harvard, became the richest man in the world.
Yeah, I know, but I mean, I don't know, Ghost, I don't know what I'm gonna do.
I still got uh my senior year to decide what I'm gonna do.
So, all right, man.
Hey, Goku, I hope that you you decide, man, but make sure to be concise and make sure not to be afraid.
Make sure not to have anybody persuade you any direction other than your own direction.
Be completely autonomous when it comes to making your decision.
All right, three, two, three, radio graffiti.
Yeah, too late.
The guy, one three, three, seven, radio graffiti.
Join the KKK Capitalist Army, everybody.
Fuck you.
Shut up, you stupid moron.
310, radio graffiti.
Canada, screw Texas.
Screw Canadia.
All right, asshole.
I mean, I've told you time and time again that Canadia is a pimple on the ass of America.
You understand?
It's a pimple on the ass of America.
That's why you idiots from Canadia can talk all that garbage from that subterranean ice hole you call a country.
You know?
Oh, yeah, you're always talking garbage about all kinds of international affairs, you know, even though you know that nobody will invade your stupid ice hole of a country because you're a pimple on the ass of America.
You know?
So screw all you assholes from Canadia.
601, radio graffiti.
Bob Jonk wants to know why you hate Brownies so much.
Because they're fruit bowls.
Sple 360, radio graffiti.
Hey, what's up?
Get a better computer than a 386SX.
All right.
What are you on?
Windows 3.0, for Christ's sake.
786, Radio Graffiti.
Go press your teeth, you racist coop mouse.
What is this?
Did your mother tell you to say that to me for Christ's sake?
I mean, Jesus Christ.
209, radio graffiti.
Uh, yeah.
Turn on the fire.
Yeah.
Come on now, man.
You fucking idiot.
You fucking idiot.
You're real funny, you stupid jerk dick.
Get that!
Get that stupid idiot off, for Christ's sake.
Trying to get some choir to sing to me.
Shut up your ass.
You know what?
Just for that, I'm pissed off now.
I'm pissed off.
Oh, wait a minute.
We only got nine minutes left.
I can't put on a song.
Let me just go ahead and continue with radio graffiti.
You idiots are lucky.
You kick this up, man.
I'm just going to end the show.
No shout-outs.
Shut up your ass.
770, radio graffiti.
Or 778, radio graffiti.
My bad.
778.
Oh, yeah.
Sorry, that's fine.
Yeah, my name's Lunar Fox.
And why do you have so many ads on your website about Howard Stern's peanuts, you fucking sick?
Now, here we go.
Another peach fuzz on the balls having pre-teenage jerk dick actually admiring a 65-year-old prostate-infected loser in Howard Stern.
Yeah, there's nothing wrong with that, right?
There's nothing wrong with teenage boys admiring some 65-year-old prostate-infected, ridiculous rug-on-the-head-having loser that basically is repulsive to everybody in this country with the exception of the ball of the bra that's tongue in his balls once a year so she can get her career bankrolled by old Howard Stern.
You know, I'm sick and tired of that stupid piece of crap.
Look, Howard Stern, look, your days as a little shock jock DJ, your days as, oh, yeah, let me go ahead and see your ass.
Oh, oh, yeah.
Let me see your kids.
Oh, yeah, here, let me throw some salami on your ass, and everybody on the radio is going to get off on it.
Your days are numbered.
Do you understand what I'm saying, Howard Stern?
Your days are numbered.
And let me tell you, I am going to make sure here in the next couple of weeks, we're going to start an anti-Howard Stern campaign.
Because not only do I want Howard Stern off of serious radio, all right?
Not only do I want that idiot off of serious radio, I want to take his stupid job and show the world what real radio is.
I want to show the world what real radio is.
I'm one man, baby.
I'm one man.
Howard Stern has writers.
He has that stupid, disgusting, disgusting Uncle Tom Bimbo Robin Queef, or whatever the hell her name is.
He had that fat, jelly ass, useless wannabe comedian, Artie Lang, that tried to supposedly stab himself when he didn't do a good job.
He couldn't even do that right.
He had that stupid Jackie, the joke man, Martling.
He had that other idiot, Fred Norris.
And they give me a break.
I'm one man, baby.
One man radio.
You know what I'm saying?
So look, if Sirius Radio is listening, hey, Sirius, why don't you dump Howard Stern's loser ass, all right?
He sucks.
All right?
He's not funny.
He's old.
All right?
I mean, his crowd has left him.
He's resorting to going and doing free internet webcasts so that this guy can continue to sustain his ridiculous, pathetic demographic base.
So anyway, and oh, yeah, by the way, Sirius Radio is taking Howard Stern to court, or actually, Howard Stern is taking Sirius to court because they didn't pay him what he thought that they agreed to.
You want to know why they're not paying you there, Howard?
Because you suck, all right?
They expected you, they gave you everything from stock options to a big paycheck because they expected you to bring in some of these jerk dicks from regular terrestrial radio to satellite radio.
And it didn't happen.
It didn't happen.
So your days are numbered, Stern.
And same with you, Don Imis.
We don't care about your stupid, dumb idiot opinions.
Unless you're going to be extensively detailed about it, you're just that old man that yells at the kids, hey, get off my lawn.
Get off night lawn.
It's time for some new blood.
It's time for some new people to take over the airwaves.
And by God, Ghost is going to be there.
Let me tell you, if you're listening in right now, why don't you go out and write Sirius Radio?
Go out and write these news.
I mean, all these stupid, dumb media outlets that think that they produce content for Christ's sake.
Go and email them for Christ's sake.
Go and tell them that I'm as serious as a heart attack and I'm not going to give up until what God gives me and recognizing that capitalism is taking over and we're not going to stop.
We're not going to stop, you fucking stop.
I'm going after Howard.
I'm going after Imis.
I'm going after all of them, for Christ's sake.
I'm going after all of them.
I had 15,000 people listen to me at one time on this broadcast.
15,000 people.
All right?
I mean, they don't have 15,000 people watching the goddamn G4 network for Christ's sake.
So that's why I'm saying.
That's why I'm saying it's time for some new blood to come out here.
And I'm calling on all these idiots that think that they're funny at Tosh, fruity ass.0.
I mean, did anybody see the recent Tosh.0 for Christ's sake?
This idiot's trying to be the white version of Dave Chappelle.
You ain't Dave Chappelle there, fruity ass!
I mean, you know, have you seen these so-called excuses for entertainment out here?
They suck.
They suck for Christ's sake.
And these idiots are getting paid tremendous amounts for what?
For nothing.
So anyway, you know what?
I'm sick of this crap.
I don't even want to do it.
You know what?
Screw the shout-outs.
Screw all this crap, all right?
I'll be back tomorrow.
Same place, same time, for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ.
You know, follow me on Twitter, Ghost Politics.
All right?
Well, actually, I'm getting paid.
I'm just not getting paid, you know.
I'm not getting paid Howard Stern money, but, you know, that day is rapidly approaching where I am.
Believe me, I've gotten some media solicitations.
It's not like I haven't been contacted or been in contact with people like, I don't know, Comedy something or other center or whatever you call that organization.
You know, a couple of other people that have asked me that, hey, why don't you come on over here?
And you know what I say?
I say, you know what?
You give me Dave Chappelle money, and then I'll go into your little stupid pissing ground of a goddamn network, all right?
That's right.
I'm out of here, folks.
I'm going somewhere else.
Ghost politics.
Follow me on Twitter tomorrow.
Tomorrow is Thursday.
I'm going to be here, same place, same time.
All right, 4 to 7 p.m. Central Standard Time, baby.
All right?
4 to 7 p.m. Central Standard Time is where I'm always located Monday through Friday right here, blogtalkradio.com/slash ghost.
All right?
And that's all there is to it.
That's all there is to it.
I'm going to be here tomorrow.
Same place, same time, baby.
So I want to hear, I want to see you here.
Moreover, moreover, we're looking for a few good men and women to join the Capitalist Army.
All right?
www.capitalistarmy.com.
And tonight, you know, maybe not tonight, maybe this Friday.
This Friday after the show.
This Friday after the show, I'm going to be at the Capitalist Army.
I'm going to be at the Capitalist Army website chatting with everybody who is a member of the Capitalist Army, baby.
www.capitalistarmy.com.
And once again, follow me on Twitter, ass clowns, all right?
Anyway, if you haven't had your fair share of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast, we've got every broadcast I've ever done archived and on demand at blogtalkradio.com slash ghost.
All right?
BlogtalkRadio.com slash ghost.
That's where all the archive segments are.
That's where all the shows I've ever done are located at.
By God, go out there and do something, all right?
Anyway, folks, I'm out of here.
Once again, take a look at the sponsors for Christ's sake.
Anybody who supports the True Capitalist Radio broadcast, you should support too, baby.
You understand what I'm saying?
It's just a freaking click.
I'm out of here, baby.
I'm gone.
I'm going to be here tomorrow like I am Monday through Friday, 4 to 7 p.m. Central Standard U.S. Time.
Mark it on your calendars.
I'm out of here.
Long live capitalism, baby.
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