Ghost hosts Episode 120 of True Capitalist Radio, celebrating a Dow surge while condemning ethanol subsidies and Social Security's intergenerational theft. He predicts Hugo Chavez's imminent death will spark free-market reforms in Venezuela and attacks Obama for recognizing the Muslim Brotherhood. The broadcast devolves into vitriolic "Radio Graffiti," featuring racist slurs against callers, defenses of Dominique Strauss-Kahn, and conspiracy theories about Alex Jones and the New World Order, ultimately promoting Ghost's "Capitalist Army" brand amidst chaotic insults regarding race, religion, and politics. [Automatically generated summary]
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I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
The badass of business.
Give him capitalism or give him death.
That's it.
Period.
Broadcasting from his Skylight office studios in beautiful downtown Austin, Texas.
You sound fruitier than a box of fruit loops, for Christ's sake.
And now, he'll take it from here.
Your host, the prognosticator of prognosticators, the man they call Go Me.
And thank you for tuning in with me to another edition of True Capitalist Radio.
And of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
And once again, folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
This is episode number 120.
That is 120 for all the folks that are keeping track of the True Capitalist broadcast.
And of course, we did not have a broadcast yesterday because to be frank with you, I just wanted to take a little bit of a break.
You know, I figure that I just exude so much energy towards this broadcast, and I don't think that I am getting the respect that I deserve.
You know, just doing some scouring over the internet for Christ's sake, I've been, you know, just gathering up all kinds of ridiculous malarkey that has been posted up about yours truly that I really don't appreciate for Christ's sake.
I mean, there's a lot of motivating factors on why that I just decided to say, you know what, I'm just going to take a break.
I'm not going to do a Thursday show.
I'm just going to take a freaking break.
So that's exactly what I did.
I actually went out, actually bought some stuff, did some consumeristic type of stuff.
You know what I'm saying?
I got some money.
Let me tell you something.
If you would have listened to me back when all the investors were running around like, you know, red-headed stepchildren, they were running away.
They didn't know what they were doing.
They had no balls.
If you would have listened to yours truly and started entertaining some of these bottom-feeding plays, like I had suggested you'd be making some serious capital right now.
I mean, what is this five days of straight gains for Christ's sake?
I mean, you should have at least entertained some of these, I mean, just these bottom-feeding plays.
I mean, I know.
I've been telling you time and time again, Milky Lickers.
I've been telling you we've been dealing with a helter-skelter market.
A helter-skelter market because the investor doesn't know where the hell to go.
There's no type of fundamental.
There's no type of traditional pendulum to be able to follow any longer.
The government has intertwined itself so much in with private enterprise that at this point in time, the investor or the independent investor doesn't necessarily know where to go.
I mean, it's just, it's a helper skelter roller coaster.
But if you just take a deep breath and you calm your ass down, start listening to the True Capitalist Radio broadcast, take some of this analysis that I am projecting all across the world via this broadcast, and you incorporate that with your own strategy of potentially investing or moving liquid assets into actual hard assets, you'd be able to make some serious capital, baby.
You understand?
I mean, you'd be able to make some serious money.
You'd be living lavish, and there'd be no reason why you shouldn't.
You know, the only reason that you're not living lavish right now, all right?
Let me tell you a secret.
The only reason that you're not living lavish right now is because of you, idiots, all right?
Anyway, I'm sorry.
I had to buy myself a bottle of Louie, baby.
You know what I'm saying?
Cognac, baby.
The drink that's drinked by geez.
VSOP, baby.
Special Reserve.
Come and get some of that.
Let me go ahead and pour some out for Christ's sake.
Let me uncork this thing for Christ's sake.
There we go.
Uncork this son of a bitch.
We got cognac, baby.
Drink that's drank by geez.
Let me go ahead and pour some of this into this glass here.
Oh, yeah.
Whoa, don't pour too much now.
Woo!
Gotta love cognac.
You understand what I'm saying?
Gotta love cognac.
And for all you folks that are sitting over here continuing to insist that I'm a drunk, I've told you time and time again, drunks get drunk on the same goddamn thing every single day.
I'm a connoisseur.
All right, you dill holes.
I'm a connoisseur.
As a matter of fact, I'm drinking some nice VSOP Louie.
You know, what was that rap lyric?
How did it go?
Huh?
Birthdays was the worst days.
Now I'm sipping on Louie when I'm thirsty, you know?
You know what I'm saying?
Let me go ahead and take a drink of this.
Cheers to everybody out there.
I'm going to go through the markets, then I'm going to take your calls.
It's Baller Friday, man.
It's great.
I mean, I'm living lavish.
While everybody was running out of the market, I was out here bottom feeding.
You can go back in the goddamn archives if you don't believe me.
Of course, the archives of every broadcast that I ever, ever conduct on the internet is located and get this, blogtalkradio.com/slash ghost.
All right?
BlogtalkRadio.com slash ghost.
I mean, every archive of every goddamn show that ever done.
Let me go ahead and sip some of this cognac for Christ.
There's some good stuff.
Cheers to everybody out there.
It's Baller Friday.
And I've been taking in some badass gains.
I don't know about you, but let me go ahead and take a sip of this.
Smells good.
Oh, yeah.
I tell you, that French frog, Louie, he was good for something.
Anyway, let me go through the markets, folks, so we can get done because, of course, I took the day off yesterday.
We saw some gains in the equities market yesterday.
I don't want to necessarily go through yesterday's numbers.
So let's go ahead and go through today's numbers.
The Dow Jones Industrials is up 168.43 points, for Christ's sake.
Woo!
If you'd have been entertaining some bottom-feeding opportunities about two and a half weeks ago, like I was suggesting on this broadcast, you'd be making some serious money.
I mean, at least 5%, 10% on your money, unless you were a buffoon and decided to get in on some of this hype that's been going around the tech markets.
But anyway, the blue chips, Dow Jones Industrials, up today, 168.43 points.
That's a percentage increase of 1.36% today.
Closing out today at 12,582.80 points, the Dow Jones Industrial.
Let's go on to the S ⁇ P 500.
Closes up on the upside, 19.03 points, a percentage increase of 1.44%.
Can you believe this, crap?
I mean, everything was just on the move.
Closing out today at 1,339.67 points for the S ⁇ P 500.
NASDAQ closes up on the upside also, 42.51 points, a percentage increase of 1.53%, closing out today at 2,816.03 points for the NASDAQ.
And for the European brethren out there, the FTSE actually closes up on the upside also today, 44.05 points, a percentage increase of 0.74%.
Closing out the FTSE 100 today at 5,989.76 points.
The DAX, for all the Los Logish Legions out there, the DAX actually increased 43.20 points, a percentage increase of 0.59%, closing out today at 7,401, excuse me, 7,419.44 points.
All right, that's the equities markets.
It looked like, Jesus Christ, it looked like some gains all the way around.
Booing American National Anthem00:03:46
I don't know about you folks.
Maybe y'all were sitting on your asses playing with your Peter Poppers when you should have been checking out some of these potential bottom feeding opportunities when everybody was leaving out of the market.
But I don't know.
I mean, that's just me.
I don't know.
I don't know about you, man.
I'm living the dream, baby.
I'm living the dream.
Oh, yeah.
Speaking of which, man, did anybody know this?
I didn't know this in Canadia today.
Out there in Canadia, they're celebrating the equivalent of what is their Independence Day out there in Canadia.
Yeah, but believe it or not, they're out there shoving moose antlers up their ass, drinking blue ribbon, whatever in the hell they're doing.
They're doing it, prancing around out there, speaking two different languages.
I'm just saying, you know, today is Canadia Day for all the folks that are and look, I don't mean to, you know, really clown on those folks from Canadia, but, you know, I'll never forget you ass clowns.
Jesus Christ, it almost brings tears to my eyes every time I say this, but I'll never forget it, goddammit.
All right.
I'll never forget it.
But I remember after 9-11, I mean, it must have been about five days after 9-11.
There was a hockey game right after, you know, five days after 9-11.
And believe it or not, I don't keep up with hockey.
I don't really give two rats' asses.
I think it's a stupid game.
But hey, you know, if you like it, you know, that's all good.
All right.
I'm not passing judgment here.
All right.
But one thing that pissed me off was that when the visiting team, which that was the American team, I forgot what American team it was.
I don't know.
I don't care.
All right.
They went to Canadia five days after 9-11 and they had to sit there and listen to the damn, you know, whatever.
Oh, Canada.
I don't know this crap.
They had to listen to the national anthem.
Then when it came down to listening to the American national anthem, because you have to give both teams the, you know, the right to, you know, I guess listen to their national anthems to represent their countries or whatever.
Did you know what those Canadian faking ass lickers did?
Do you know what they did?
Those ass clowns in Canadia booed the American national anthem.
They booed the American national anthem five days after 9-11.
Do you understand that I will never ever forget or ever forgive these maple leaf ass tickling, one-ball Tom Green worshiping, Celine Deion pimping pieces of pasty white-thyed crap out there in that ice hole.
I will never forget those pieces of crap for doing that.
Do you understand what I'm saying?
You're going to sit over here and boo the American national anthem.
Who the hell are you idiots?
Who are you idiots?
I mean, Jesus Christ, you are a pimple on the ass of America.
Do you understand this?
You are a pimple on the ass of America.
So look, you know, while you idiots are sitting over here talking, oh, hey, it's Canadian Day.
It's Canadian.
Canadian.
Commodity Market Gains00:14:50
Shut up.
All right.
Who gives a crap?
Go ahead and take a sip of this cognac, baby.
I'm living large while you idiot socialists are out there waiting in line about, you know, three months for a heart surgery.
I'm out here living lavish, baby.
Buying $300 balls of liquor because I can do that.
All right?
That's what I, yeah, that's right.
Living lavish, baby.
That's what I do.
I'm living lavish.
Jesus Christ.
I mean, this past weekend, I was at my property, the property that I own off the coast out here in the Gulf of Mexico, for Christ's sake.
I mean, beachfront property right outside my door.
All right?
I posted it on YouTube.
I mean, this is what I do.
This is what motivates me.
I know a lot of idiots, you know, they're motivated by, well, dude, I just want to be able to score the latest score of pot, dude, and be able to just watch cartoons all day, dude.
And that's really all I care about, dude.
And, you know, as long as I get some, like, potato chips, dude, and, you know, get some kind of, you know, just ramen noodle or something, dude, I'll be okay, dude.
I mean, are you kidding me?
I mean, that's not how I'm living.
I'm motivated by the money.
And anybody who tries to tell you that it's not always about the money.
No, it's not always about the money.
Bull crap.
All right?
Those ass clowns that are saying that it ain't about the money, why don't you take a look at the motives that motivate their kindness?
Take a look at the triggers that motivates them to be the outspoken one or the caretaker or the one to save the day.
I mean, what are their motives?
It's money.
It's capital gain of some sort.
Nobody does anything out of the goodness of their heart.
And let me tell you, if you're one of those folks that do, if you're one of those, you know, unfortunate, innocent souls that have not grown up, that actually go out and do things out of the kindness of your heart, you're going to find out that you are going to have so many people stabbing your ass in the back because that's what these scumbags in this stupid, ungrateful country do now, for Christ's sake.
Nobody does anything out of the goodness of their heart.
It's a shame.
I think it's disgraceful, but that's not anybody else's fault, but the general psyche of the mass populace.
All right?
So anyway, I didn't mean to get up on that tie rate.
Let me go ahead and get through the damn commodities here.
They don't want to get through the calls and got a whole bunch of stuff to talk about on the agenda for Christ's sake.
So let me get through these things.
All right.
Now, fortunately enough, when you saw increases in the equities markets today, it did fall in line with what traditional investors would be used to seeing, and that was a decrease in commodities.
And that's what we got.
That's what we got today.
Anybody check out commodities for Christ's sake?
I mean, everything from oil to gold.
Jesus Christ, I don't even want to talk.
I don't even want to talk about gold for Christ's sake.
All right.
I don't even want to talk about gold, but let's just get through the markets here.
We've got bread crude oil down $1.1, a percentage decrease of 0.90%, closing out today at $111.47 per barrel, per barrel of bread crude oil.
All right.
We've also got gasoline futures down $6.50, which you would think that it would be a little bit more on the negative side, given the fact that we're seeing these decreases in the energy sector, but you know, whatever.
Heating oil futures also saw a gradual decrease.
It was down $2.63 today.
That's a percentage decrease of 0.89%.
Natural gas futures saw a decent decrease.
I mean, pretty decent gain, a decent decrease is there on the negative.
Minus $0.06, a percentage decrease of 1.37%.
A lot of volatility in this particular sector.
Anybody who happens to trade these particular futures, man, I mean, you got to give me a call.
Let me know what's going on out there for Christ's sake.
I mean, Jesus Christ, idiots, you know, like walking around with your chickens without your damn headset.
I mean, it's just ridiculous, for Christ's sake.
All right.
I mean, has anybody ever seen a damn chart on natural gas futures?
It's ridiculous.
It's ridiculous.
I mean, the volatility in that market is unbelievable.
And it's all because people are like, oh, well, they're going to actually have government subsidies to promote the infrastructure for natural gas.
They actually believe that at some point in time that the government can be bamboozled into passing some kind of goddamn initiative, I kid you not, passing some kind of goddamn initiative so that the government can fund the infrastructure of providing natural gas as an alternative energy source, just like they did with freaking corn ethanol.
All right?
Stupid.
It's ridiculous.
That's why you're seeing it.
Anyway, let me get through.
We got WTI sweet crude, which is the energy price that everybody should be focused on.
It has gone down.
I thought it would go down a little bit more than it has thus far, but a modest decrease, 65 cents on the negative, a percentage decrease of 0.68%, closing out today at $94.77 per barrel of WTI sweet crude.
All right.
Agriculture.
Canola futures are down $16.10.
That's a percentage decrease of 2.83%.
Cocoa is up very modestly.
They're up $4.
That's a percentage increase of 0.13%.
Coffee saw some decreases today.
It's down $1.95.
Corn is down.
Yes, I'm glad.
I'm glad.
All right.
I'm glad to see corn down because we don't want to see this crap anymore, for Christ's sake.
I'm sick of it.
All right?
I'm from Texas.
All right.
I'm from Texas.
I'm used to, you know, corn, nine corns, ten corns for a dollar.
All right.
I mean, you know, I've seen the price get so ridiculous that they're actually charging.
I mean, geez Christ.
They're actually charging a dollar for one ear of corn, for Christ's sake.
One ear of corn for a dollar, for Christ's sake.
I'm from Texas, all right?
We're not used to that kind of crap.
But once again, not to reiterate, not to keep beating a dead horse, you know, beating a goddamn dead horse here, but the reason that we see increases in corn is because of this ridiculous government-subsidized idea into burning food and to put into our gas guzzlers.
I kid you not.
This corn ethanol idea, this idea that our tax dollars is being used right now to utilize the corn crops that we produce in America to refine it into ethanol so that we can put in these ethanol-based vehicles.
Supposedly because it was initiated by all these green people, all these idiots that are like, oh my God, global warming, we've got to have an alternative energy source.
We've got to do something.
Meh.
And they actually convinced enough of these jagoffs in Washington, D.C. to pass this initiative to give government subsidies, which is nothing more than our tax dollars, to some kind of idea to not only help build the infrastructure or a small infrastructure, which is gasoline pumps that actually pump this corn ethanol crap,
but actually farm growers to grow this crap specifically to burn for fuel.
Anyway, we've actually got, believe it or not, corn ethanol gas pumps here in Texas.
I kid you not.
If you go in Texas, ever travel out here, believe it or not, you more than likely be able to find some kind of gas station that has one specific pump for corn ethanol, okay?
Now, get this.
Corn ethanol actually burns dirtier than the petroleum.
I mean, this is the biggest goof of all time, for Christ's sake.
I mean, not only did it defeat the whole green purpose because it burns dirtier than petroleum, but it also is contributing to the tremendous increases in corn prices.
You understand?
This is why we're seeing these types of corn prices.
And those corn prices relay to everything.
I mean, just look at the ingredients of anything you consume.
It's got high fructose corn syrup.
Well, where do you think high fructose corn syrup comes from, ass clowns?
It comes from corn.
Oh, yeah.
So when you see an increase in corn, you're going to see an increase relayed into the factor of those products.
I mean, like I said, when I started seeing these increases in corn, I felt bad for these Mexicans out there in Mexico.
I mean, how the hell are they going to play?
How are they going to pay for their tortillas, for Christ's sake?
How the hell are they going to pay for their tortillas?
I mean, you know, it's just a tragedy, all because us pompous, liberal asshole American jerk dicks want to sit here and claim that we know better for what the earth needs or whatever the case might be.
And they initiated this ridiculous, stupid corn ethanol idea, which is nothing more than an utter failure.
And not only is it an utter failure because it burns dirtier than petroleum, but goddammit, I mean, it's driving the cost of food up, you idiots.
You're hurting Americans by driving the cost of food up because we're burning food.
That's what we're doing here, folks.
We're burning food.
Sorry, I keep doing.
I know I say this all the time, folks, but Jesus Christ, it bears repeating.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, cotton is down 78 cents.
We've got wheat futures down $2 today.
We've got sugar up 91 cents today, man.
Continued bull run on sugar.
I guess everybody, like I said, they're feeling the heat all across the country.
You've got a big heat wave going on.
Everybody's running those goddamn ice cream sandwiches.
I know that I've been seeing a lot of Klondike commercials.
I don't know about you folks that have been watching the television.
I've been seeing all those little corny-ass Klondike commercials, and there's good reason for it.
There's obviously big-time demand for these types of cooling, slurpy, popsicle type of treats.
I kid you not, folks.
This is how you make plays.
This is how you invest.
This is how you speculate.
If you know things like this may potentially happen, well, then invest beforehand and you make some serious goddamn money.
All right, no BS.
Let me tell you something.
Sugar right now is up 91 cents, a percentage increase on the day.
Get this.
3.45% increase on the day.
I mean, that's serious money.
I mean, 3.5% increase on the day.
You can't get 3.5% interest in a money market account.
You can't get 3.5% interest in a goddamn savings account.
Do you catch my drift?
This is why you as a capitalist need to realize that, hey, just because I make money doesn't mean I should just spend it like a stupid, incompetent jerk dick that wants to pay about $1,000 for Dulce Gabbana glasses because some stupid celebrity jerk ass is on the TV showing it off like it's something to do, like it's in vogue, like we got to do it or something.
It's just ridiculous.
All right, when you make money, you better make sure that you capture all the money you can, however you make it, doesn't matter how you make it, and make sure that you take that money and make sure it works for you.
And the only way you're going to be able to make it work for you is if you take your liquid capital.
Liquid, for all you folks that understand the goddamn language of economics, liquid is the paper money that you make.
Liquid is your paycheck, all right, when you deposit it in your savings.
That's liquid, all right?
The problem with having liquid assets at this point in time, our governments, which doesn't matter where you live, America, Europe, doesn't matter where you're at, they continue to just print money because they continue to spend it on these ridiculous social entitlement programs that have done nothing but to stagnate human progress.
It has made masses of people just completely enjoyous and utopian in their own mediocrity.
I mean, we have just completely just halted society by providing all these ridiculous entitlement programs that it makes me sick.
All right.
But the longer that you hold liquid assets, let's say in a savings account, now I know a savings account does give you whatever, what is it?
Maybe if you're lucky, a percent.
I know it's not even that.
I know it's a decimal of a percent.
But if you're lucky, you know, some of these banks are actually offering a percent or maybe over a percent interest.
Well, you're losing money because each time you hear these governments bail out this, bail out that, you know, just printing money out of nowhere, that is depleting the value of the liquid assets you have in your bank account.
The amount of money that you're making in interest isn't even making a dent on the amount of inflation that's going on with your money just sitting there in a goddamn savings account.
Capitalist Mindset Needed00:15:22
You understand?
This is why you need to learn how to be a capitalist, son.
This is why people just sit there with their pewter poppets in their hand, not know what the hell to do.
All right?
I mean, I'm giving you advice that no one will give you.
And that's why if you're just going to sit here and flap your fat Cheeto stained fingers on the keyboard and talk all kinds of malarkey and just kind of go through life thinking that big brother government is just going to continue to shit out money and give it to you at the first of the month with no type of recourse.
Well, you've got another thing coming, son.
I mean, seriously, you've got another thing coming.
But if you want to be a capitalist, if you want to be in control of your own destiny, you have to show society that you are competent enough to be able to be in charge of your own destiny.
You have to show that you have the integrity to be able to not only sustain your own life, but capitalists that actually have impacts in society have lots of lives dependent upon them.
Individuals that are out here employing those in the private sector, whether it's small business, big business, these people are vocals in society.
Do you understand what I'm saying?
I mean, this is what capitalists and capitalism is all about.
Now, I know there's an element of greed that these leftists love to tout.
But you see, the problem with their remedy to the so-called greed factor, the greed factor, excuse me, is totalitarian bureaucracy.
And anybody knows that anytime you have any kind of totalitarian or authoritarian bureaucracy, it doesn't work.
All right?
It doesn't freaking work.
I mean, have you ever gone to anything that is government-funded?
It sucks, all right?
Out here in America, we have to go every, whatever it is, eight years, seven years, whatever the hell it is, to go renew our license, to renew our driver's license, all right?
And it's done through the state.
And everybody in America, it's notorious, they even mock it in movies in Hollywood, that, hey, you know, we've got to go to the DMV, and it's a horrible experience.
The people that are working there are jerks.
They got you herded there like cattle.
It's like four or five, six hours out of your day.
That's because it's government bureaucracy that's running it for Christ's sake.
I mean, Jesus Christ.
Anyway, I didn't mean to get off on that.
I'm sorry, man.
I mean, I just think that these things need to be said because right now, folks, believe it or not, at least in America, in America right now, we have this debt ceiling debate going on.
And you see, what's really funny is that both sides of the political persuasion, the left and the right, they are leaving the youth and those that have not even been born to pay off the financial obligations that these ass clowns are obligating on both sides.
It doesn't matter if you're a Democrat or a Republican, left or right.
It doesn't make a difference.
These people are leaving out the fact that the young folks that have been told to go to college and indebt themselves $50,000, $60,000, $70,000, $80,000 in debt before they even get into the employment sector.
And then once they finally get into the employment sector, they are left with no economic opportunity whatsoever.
And then when they finally are able to get a job, once they're finally able to get a job, they actually have to pay Medicaid, Medicare, and Social Security tax.
Taxes that they're never going to see in their life.
I mean, I just, I cannot believe that this debate has gone over the heads of everybody, but it makes sense why.
It makes sense why, okay?
Because they want the youth just to sit here and continue to watch American Idol, The Voice, you know, all these stupid douchebag.
What is this, the Jersey Shore?
I mean, is that what it's going to take for you kids to start listening for Christ's sake?
You know, me acting like some cannoli-eaten whop or something?
Like, hey, you're doing it, eh?
Hey, you want me to egg like this?
Like, I'm from the Jersey Shore or something, eh?
Man, I got big bulls over here.
Yeah, I'll start talking like this, eh?
How about I do that?
How about I start talking like this a little bit?
Hey, I got big bulls over here, right?
Hey, yeah, I got snookie over here.
She's cleaning out the bacon bicks out of my asshole.
You know what I'm talking about?
This is what I want to make.
All right, let me talk like this.
Let me get through the prices here, right?
Since everybody likes this over here, right?
Soybean futures are up $18.50, right?
A percentage increase of 1.43%.
Hey, Ray.
We got the lumber futures.
They're up $3.50.
All right.
That's an increase of $135.
All right.
Who are they?
We got oat futures up $6.
All right.
Hey?
Hey, we got soybean oil futures up 15 cents.
You sorry, silly ass bastards.
Hey, we got wool futures.
Hey, it looks like Rosie O'Donnell didn't come in here with a bull dykes over there, eh?
All right, I'll stop.
I'll stop.
All right, no more Jersey shore crap.
But I'm just trying to make a point, all right?
I'm trying to make a point.
Did anybody just see how these scumbags on the Jersey Shore just kind of just took over and just everybody's just kind of, oh my God, I want to be like the situation.
I want to be like Paul E. D in this douchebag hair.
I want to be like the disgusting overies hanging out to goddamn gut snookie.
I want to, I mean, it's just, it's pathetic, man.
And you got people actually acting like this.
It's just what happened to America is all I got to say.
Anyway, let me get through.
We got copper.
It's the only thing in the metals that's up.
Copper is up $3.05.
That's a percentage increase of 0.71%.
Man, gold.
Jesus Christ.
Let me take a drink for gold, for Christ's sake.
Let me take a drink for gold because gold saw some decreases, man.
Let me just put it this way.
It is under $1,500.
Oh, man.
It is under $1,500, believe it or not.
It is down today, $14.90.
All right, that's a percent decrease.
Closing out today at $1,487.90.
Good God!
Jesus.
Oh, man, this is horrible.
But once again, artificial, the CME Group, Chicago Mercantile Exchange, doing an unprecedented increase in the amount of margins one can take.
I mean, it just twice in one week.
I've already beaten a dead horse with that.
I don't want to talk about it.
But let me tell you, these medals should be a lot higher, reflecting the amount of outstanding currency that our government has obligated this particular country.
We've got silver down 95 cents.
That's a percentage decrease of 2.75%.
I mean, good God, Jesus.
I mean, just, you know, just it makes no sense, man.
I mean, our government continues to, you know, we're on the brink of default, man.
I mean, I don't think that people really understand the seriousness of where we're at here in America.
We're on the brink of default.
You've got both sides trying to flex nuts, thinking that they know whose politics is better.
You know, hey, my politics is my politics.
It's stupid, man.
I mean, don't these idiots realize that if the United States defaults, that not only would it just be devastating for America, but it could have economic implications worldwide.
It could collapse the entire financial system worldwide as we know it.
We could have a worldwide depression if these idiots pussyfoot around, for Christ's sake, these stupid idiots out here in Washington.
I mean, it's a disgrace that these people are actually representing us.
But hey, this is a government made for the people and by the people, right?
And these are the people.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, where are we at?
2.75% on the negative side today for silver, closing out at $33.87 per troy ounce of silver.
Livestock, live cattle is up $2.15 today.
And the reason that we're seeing live cattle, we're seeing some increases in equities, we saw some unbelievable economic numbers come out today that completely bamboozled the streets' expectations.
The manufacturing sector, and there's a big, important number.
I really don't want to describe it, but I'm sure if you did a Google search, you'll find out what it is exactly.
It's just a big economic number that comes out every month.
Anyway, the manufacturing sector actually grew.
It actually grew in profitability as opposed to expecting a loss from what every economist was expecting.
So this is what brought an increase into the markets.
Not to mention, did we see this unexpected positive manufacturing number that brought an increase into the equities markets?
Moreover, Hugo Chavez, that fat Mexican piece of garbage that insists upon shoving this leftist, Americana, Latina, Americana, bullcrap communism down the throats of South America, he is about to die.
Hugo Chavez is about to die, and I cannot wait for him to do so because I think that South America is great.
If they could just stomp out the leftism that's remaining out there in South America, that country, that whole continent, excuse me, the whole continent of South America would prosper at rates that we couldn't even imagine.
I mean, the amount of natural resources that have been untapped in South America, the amount of abundant of, I could just name the amount of different natural resources that they could export and be able to make some serious capital on.
The emerging markets out there, the private investment.
I mean, it would be unbelievable.
As a matter of fact, I mean, that's why when you hear futuristic movies, one futuristic movie that I recollect in my mind is Starship Troopers.
Do you all remember Starship Troopers?
Remember that a lot of these guys came from Buenos Aires?
Remember that?
Before they went into the, yeah, before they went into fight against the goddamn spiders or bugs or whatever the hell they were.
They lived in Buenos Aires.
Now, why would you think that in the future, you know, Anglo folk and black folk, you know, Latin folk, they all kind of, you know, homogenized, and, you know, they're all living across the world because, hey, everyone is going to go where capital is reigning supreme and freedom, especially economic freedom.
You know, I mean, one thing about economic freedom, personal freedom follows along with that.
That's what I love so beautifully about capitalism.
The only way for capitalism to work is if one has economic freedom.
You know, it's just, it's unbelievable.
And that's why I'm saying Hugo Chavez dying, it fueled some energy into the market, for Christ's sake.
I mean, hey, I'm not the only capitalist thinking about South America, baby.
All right?
Not to mention, I'm thinking about Cuba.
I'm waiting for that sack of crap Fidel Castro to die.
That's who I'm waiting for to die.
You know what I'm saying?
I mean, God, if you're listening, hold on, let me go ahead.
Let me pray here for a second.
Let me pray.
God, if you're listening in, please give Fidel Castro Cancer of the Prick.
This guy is a piece of garbage.
He claims to be some kind of secularist, atheist, political romantic, and yet he kisses the ring of the Pope, which is probably one of the most hypocritical things that I've ever seen in my life.
But I mean, God, I mean, you know, to each his own.
But please, God, Fidel Castro is a piece of trash.
All right?
He's a piece of trash.
Him and his brother.
They have had the country for 50 years.
50 years.
So that's about enough, God.
Please, if you exist, and if you're listening, please give this guy cancer of the penis, all right?
Or cancer of the colon or something.
Just get him, just get him out.
All right?
Just get him the hell out.
And the only reason I want Fidel the hell out of there is because, man, the Cuban people are just going to be so ready to embrace foreign investment to come in.
Do you know that the Cuban people at this point in time are still riding around in the same goddamn car, the same year that Castro came to power?
1959, you assholes.
They're still riding around in cars from 1959 because once Castro took power and decided that he wanted to become a communist out here, they decided to throw the embargo, and that's what they're writing around.
Those are the only cars riding around right now in Cuba.
Cuba is a disgrace with what's happening right now.
It's horrible.
But let me tell you, once Fidel and Raul Castro are dead, you know that yours truly, as probably a whole bunch of other capitalists, we're going to go right in there and we're going to modernize that beautiful piece of real estate.
Oh, are you kidding me?
That's what I'm waiting for.
I'm waiting for Castro to die so that I can go in there and buy probably my new home.
I'll probably buy my new home out there right off the coast.
You know what I mean?
It's kind of summer breeze style.
Investing in Emerging Markets00:03:32
Maybe invest in a couple of ventures out there because it's going to be a budding emerging market.
It's just going to be it's going to be unbelievable.
I cannot wait.
I cannot wait.
Anyway, sorry, folks.
I didn't mean for that tie rate, but that's something that I hope before I die, I can go in and invest some of the capital that I have into Cuba.
Seriously, I want to buy a small piece of Cuba.
It's a great country, great oceanside, not to mention it's virgin soil.
So the cigars from there are excellent.
Oh, oh, man, the best cigar I've ever had, Cuban Cohiba, baby.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Anyway, sorry.
I know people, you know, they're like, hey, they're commies.
I know they're commies, but it's only because of FIDEL's authoritarian rule.
Believe me, they want to, why do you think so many of them are trying to get the hell out?
All right?
Anyway, let me go ahead and get through the livestock.
That's why I wanted to relate to everything that I just said to the livestock, because you see these unexpected gains in manufacturing.
You see this potential regime change out there in Venezuela.
It's starting to look pretty good.
So as a result, if people are looking pretty good as far as companies are concerned, they may invest in widening their employment sector.
More people may be going to work.
More people are going to want to be living large.
And as a result, when you see an increase of this nature, it's going to relay into the price of everything.
And as a result, it's going to relay in the price of livestock because everyone is going to want to want a steak, baby.
I mean, when you're productive and when you guys are making large sums of money or you have a bomb-ass job or something, you want to go out and you want to have T-bone steaks, sirloin steaks, prime rib steaks, ribeye steaks, a brisket.
Oh, man, I love brisket, man.
Briskets are pretty good.
I mean, I can go on and on.
The cow is a great animal.
All right.
I mean, you know, it's probably one of the most delicious animals of all time.
And this is why we're seeing an increase right now.
You know, when you see an increase that was unexpected for the month of June, manufacturing data just went up the roof, did not expect it at all.
And this is why you saw a percent or over a percent across the board in the equities market.
Live cattle up $2.15.
That's a percentage increase of 1.94%.
Cattle feeder futures are up $2.35.
That's a percentage increase of 1.70%.
Lean hog, for all you folks that like to shove a couple of ham bones down your goddamn fat jelly ass gullets, lean hog is up $1.42.
That's a percentage increase of 1.55%.
And that, my friends, is the markets for your ass.
All right, folks.
And sorry, it took a little long, but I think that it bears repeating because the prognosticator, a prognosticator, strikes again.
And the reason I'm saying that is because you're seeing all these increases this week.
The week before and going into the week previous to that, everybody was running away from the markets.
Social Security Funding Issues00:06:37
Remember that?
We saw Dow Jones Industrials below 12,000.
You know, we saw them 11.8.
Remember that, huh?
11,800 Dow Jones Industrials.
If you'd have just listened, if you would have just listened, you would have made some serious capital.
Woo!
Happy Baller Friday to everybody who's listening right now.
And before we get into anything else, I'd like for everybody to please retweet the broadcast.
All right?
Everybody right now, retweet the broadcast.
All right?
Go to the forums.
Go to the blogs.
Go to the social networks.
Spread it around like wildfire and let everybody know that true capitalist radio is in effect and in the house.
Once again, I'm sipping on VSOP, baby Kogiac, the real drink that's drank by G's.
I want to say cheers to everybody out here for a baller Friday.
I'm capitalizing.
I'm capitalizing.
I don't know about you, but I'm capitalizing.
Let me go ahead and sip this, take some calls, go on to the next subject matters.
Yeah.
Oh, man, that's some good stuff.
Anyway, we just got finished going through the markets, folks, and we alluded to the government continuing to limp along with trying to raise the debt ceiling.
And I think it's a really disgusting display of pure politics by both sides of the political spectrum.
I don't really give a crap what political spectrum that you think that you reside on.
Both of these idiots in power are wrong.
All right?
The left over here, the left wants to be like.
Yeah, we want to sustain all the entitlements that have put us in this position to begin with.
We want to continue to do that, and then we want to add more.
We want to add more.
Not only do we want the entitlements that put us in this situation, we also want more.
So there's not, I mean, it just doesn't make any sense.
I mean, these leftists, they think that they could just spend their way out of this particular precarious economic situation.
Now, you got the right wing of the political spectrum, all right, trying to think that they're big balls over here saying, we want to cut spending.
We want to cut spending.
That's what we want.
We want to cut spending.
Hey, and I'm all for cutting spending, baby.
All right, believe me, I'm all for cutting spending.
But the bottom line is that you've got to take a look at what these assholes on the right are actually proposing as cutting.
They're not proposing jack.
All right.
You know, I find it funny that these old fogies that are out here collecting all these Social Security checks, you know, the baby boomers, these idiots that, you know, I don't know, the media wants us to feel so sorry for, even though they have 75% of America's wealth.
Yeah, they got 75% of America's wealth, and they're pissing and moaning because they may see a curbing in their Social Security checks.
Now, that doesn't make any sense to me.
Now, who's paying for those Social Security checks?
You are.
The young people.
Anybody who's under the age of 45.
Well, I guess under Paul Ryan's plan, you have to be under the age of 55.
Because under his proposal, anybody who's 55 years of age or older, you're still going to get your Social Security checks.
No problem.
Anybody who's under the age of 55, you ain't going to get it.
You're just going to have to take it up the tailpipe, even though the people that are collecting the Social Security put us in this position.
They put us here, and yet we're going to have to continue to we're going to have to continue to get the goddamn Social Security, Medicaid, and Medicare docked out of our paychecks.
It's stupid, man.
This is what I'm telling the young people, man.
They wake up for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ.
Give me a drink.
And then you've got these both assholes trying to look better in front of the general dumbass American public.
You know, you got the left, oh, we're trying to save people.
We're trying to save America.
Even though they want to increase spending, which is spending is what got us here in the first place.
And then you got these asshole Republican right-wing teabag jerk dicks, whatever you want to call them.
They're trying to say, oh, well, we want to cut spending, and they don't want to cut dick.
They don't want to really cut.
You want to cut?
Let's cut Social Security in general.
How about that?
How about putting more money in the people's pockets by saying, hey, we can't fund Social Security, old folk.
All right?
You're a little great society.
You're a little liberal, you know, 1969.
I'm going to hold hands and have a mud pit orgy at Woodstock and free love and doing a little dance and making a little love with the bell bottoms and the goddamn disco era.
All that crap when you thought that government was just, it's okay to just go out and allow government to do this and allow government to take care of these people, allow government to take care of those people.
Well, hey, where do you think that money came from there, old folk?
Where do you think it came from?
It came from your Social Security fund.
All right?
Your Social Security fund has already been obligated like four or five times on a variety of different social programs that you idiots allow.
All right?
Now, all I'm saying is, why don't we just let the young people right now, which, you know, if you're a young person, if you're under the age of 45, under the age of 50 for that matter, if you're under the age of 50, you know how hard it is to get any kind of an economic opportunity in the employment sector.
You know it and I know it.
All right?
I'm just saying, why don't we allow these kids who are already taking it up the shape up the ass anyway?
They're taking it up the ass.
You're ganking them.
You're ganking the Social Security tax that they're never going to see.
They're just basically funding these people that caused the problem.
They're funding the baby boomers that caused the goddamn problem when they're not going to see it, man.
President and Political Struggles00:03:54
Jesus Christ.
It's a disgrace, man.
It's what it is.
And that's why whenever I see these idiots in Washington saying, oh, yeah, we're trying to debate for the debt ceilingers.
And shut up.
You're soulless cash whores and you could give a rat's ass.
All right?
Let me tell you something.
We've got till July 22nd.
July 22nd until this debt ceiling.
That's the deadline where it needs to be solved.
July 22nd.
If we don't have any kind of resolution between these soulless cash whore bastards in Washington, we're in some deep shit.
I mean, excuse my friends.
We're in some deep trouble.
All right?
Anyway, let me go ahead and take some calls here.
646-652-4869 is the number to call, folks.
I don't mean to get so serious out here, but I think it bears repeating.
All right, it bears repeating out here.
Let's take some calls right now.
Let's see if anybody has anything to say.
Area code 516, what's up?
Hey, ghost, what's up?
How are you doing?
I'm fine.
Well, I just got to ask some questions about the Hugo Chavez thing.
Go ahead.
How long has the thing been going on?
How long has he been have cancer?
Well, you know, of course, you know how communists are.
They don't want to let anything be public.
They're very secretive when delving out anything for propaganda purposes.
I mean, that's the basis of most leftist political philosophy is propaganda.
But according to reports, this guy has been suffering from this for some months now.
And this secretive flight from him going from his country to Cuba to get this abscess in his prostate removed has been a serious situation.
According to reports, not only did he get surgery here within the past few days, he just recently had a second surgery because apparently there were some complications from the first one.
So to my knowledge and how I know these damn leftists and how they work, I think that possibly Hugo Chavez may be in grave danger of dying.
They would not have put this out if they were able to treat this or if the percentages were in their favor for them to treat this.
And I think that right now the days of Hugo Chavez are pretty much numbered.
I think it's over for him.
I actually think that what do you think?
Is it going to be right going on in Venezuela now?
Well, no, as a matter of fact, it's not necessarily riding, but once the Hugo Chavez dictator is finally no longer on this earth, I think that you're going to start seeing a struggle for power.
And in my personal opinion, I think that you're going to start seeing pro-democracy, pro-free market individuals start rising up and maybe even be backed up by the military, in my personal opinion.
I think that we need it.
We need it because we don't need any more of this leftist crap infecting South America.
South America is budding with new emerging economies, and there's no way that we need this any longer.
We don't need any more of this leftist crap, all right?
It's been proven a failure.
All you dumb political romantic assholes who continue to be sold to propaganda, it's a goddamn failure, all right?
Anyway, thanks for calling, man.
We're supposed to be talking about the U.S. government continuing to limp along with raising the debt ceiling.
But, you know, we pretty much talked about that when we were discussing the markets.
I want to move on to another subject matter.
I want to talk about our president.
Leftist Failures in South America00:08:16
I want to talk about our president, Barack Obama.
Believe it or not, he is actually going to recognize Egypt's Muslim Brotherhood.
Yeah.
Yeah, I kid you not.
He is going to recognize the Egyptian Muslim Brotherhood as a legitimate political faction to negotiate with on the debating table.
Can you believe this crap?
I kid you not.
You can look it up for yourself, for Christ's sake.
I mean, it's disgraceful, man.
It's horrible.
I mean, Obama is actually embracing the Muslim Brotherhood, for Christ's sake.
I mean, I told you guys when all these media outlets were having a goddamn circle jerk for this damn Egyptian revolution, I was the only one on the air saying it was a joke.
I was the only one saying that the Egyptian revolution had no intellectual foundation in back of it.
It was all a bunch of wild jehooties that got riled up by whale gunham, whale gunham, some goddamn Google executive that manipulated the primitive civilization of Egypt by utilizing modern-day communication tools like Facebook and Twitter to rabble-rouse these idiots into complete and utter mayhem.
I mean, we saw all those wild jihudies.
I mean, we saw all those goddamn wild jihudies, for Christ's sake.
They were pillaging.
They were raping.
They were destroying, for Christ's sake.
I saw it, and anybody who saw the coverage, you saw it too.
And if you didn't, do a damn YouTube search.
It's there.
You know, and poor Lara Logan, a CBS reporter, for Christ's sake, she was out there covering these wild jihudies and their ridiculous, pathetic post-Katrina mayhem pathetic destroy fest.
This poor Lara Logan got gang raped and gang fondled by these disgusting, sweaty jihudis, for Christ's sake, covering this ridiculous crap.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, Obama, you know, when we were observing these revolutions, or so-called revolutions in Egypt, a lot of the commentators that were against this particular uprising, what was their particular disdain for the uprising?
It was the fact that the Muslim Brotherhood existed, that they could actually become a goddamn political faction, for Christ's sake.
I mean, hello, Mr. Twain!
I mean, have we all gone mad?
I mean, does everybody have short-term amnesia?
Does everybody got interrogated amnesia?
I mean, what the hell's going on here?
And fuck you, Whale Gonham, asshole.
You're the one who caused this.
You know, Whale Gonham, and I know I keep harping on this guy, but he's got blood on his hands.
Any one of us, any one of us did what that asshole did, we'd be tried for treason or we'd be executed.
All right?
And Whale Gonham, Whale Gonham is actually going to be invited because, oh, well, it's a Time magazine's little gala of most influential people because Time magazine named him the most influential ass clown of 2010.
Yeah.
And he's actually got a multi-million dollar book deal called Revolution 2.0.
Oh, yeah.
It's coming to a bookstore near you.
Whale Gonem.
You should look up that idiot.
He's got a goddamn Twitter account.
And let me tell you, if you've got his Twitter account, you tell him I think he's a freaking scumbag.
And you tell him that I said that he's got blood on his hands.
Stupid moron.
Anyway, Obama acknowledging the Muslim Brotherhood.
Does that make you feel safer?
Does that make you feel safer?
I want to hear from you.
949, you're on the horn.
What's up?
Whale Gonem, 2012 president.
You don't even know this idiot's name for Christ's sake, you stumbling, mumbling little jerk.
You know what that voice reminded me of?
It reminded me of one of those guys.
It's about probably 14, but he's like 6'8.
You know what I mean?
6'8.
He's got a buzz cut.
And, you know, everybody picks on him.
He's like that big, humongous oaf.
You know what I mean?
He's got the deep voice, you know, puberty hit him.
And yet you've got some asshole about 3'5, you know, kicking him in the shins, pushing him around in the lockers.
You know what I'm saying?
That's what that voice reminded me of, in my opinion.
319, what's up?
You're on the horn.
Jesus Christ, you idiots.
315, you're on the horn.
Oh, dos your cocks robs in my hand.
Did you hear that?
These are stupid kids saying this.
Did you hear that, folks?
Did everybody hear this stupid little kid, you know, just getting vile, getting sexual for Christ's sake?
This is America, folks.
This is America.
All right?
I mean, I know that there's people in here.
They think that I'm just, this is some put-on.
This is not a joke.
This is the way it is out here.
And you know whose fault it is?
It's the parents' fault.
It's the parents for dumping them off on an illegal alien childcare provider.
It's the parents' fault for dumping them off on a violent video game.
It's the parents' fault for dumping them off on some electronic widget or some violent movie or some ridiculous rap star that they listen to on their goddamn iPad and iPhone and I this and all this crap.
That's what it is.
Where's my drink?
Get in my drink for Christ's sake.
Where's my drink, engineer?
Jesus Christ!
Let me have a drink of this crap.
Oh, man.
Nice, baby.
Nice.
You're damn right.
It's the parents' fault.
You're goddamn right.
You hear these kids, for Christ's sake.
I mean, where's Mammy?
Where's Daddy?
Daddy probably ain't around because Mammy decided to hop on the next-door neighbor or hunt on the milkman or the pizza boy because, you know, whatever.
You know what I'm saying?
Now, now the kids sitting out there all alone, you know, probably watching, you know, Nickelodeon, which sucks now anyway, for Christ's sake.
I mean, whatever happened to you can't do that on television.
You know what I mean?
Whatever happened to those innocent Nickelodeon little programs, remember that?
Pinwheel, it's the pinwheel.
Whatever happened to that crap?
It's today's special.
Whatever happened to that crap.
Anyway, the bad part about it is, it's like a nine-year-old kid, a nine-year-old, you know, seven-year-old kid, they're home alone.
All right?
Home alone.
He's calling up, acting like some sexual deviant pervert.
Where is ma'am?
Where is Mammy?
She's a happy hour looking for an ethnic minority to give her the goddamn Lombarda horizontal mumbo for Christ's sake.
That's where she is.
That's where she is.
And this poor little son of a bitch is home alone for Christ's sake.
It's disgusting, man.
It's a disgrace.
And then we wonder why America is being flushed down the proverbial toilet.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
I'm sick, man.
Sick.
Sick of this crap.
Anyway, we're supposed to be talking about how Obama is recognizing the Egypt's Muslim Brotherhood as a legitimate political faction to negotiate with there in Egypt.
I mean, Jesus Christ.
I mean, what's the world coming to out here?
Jesus Christ.
Let's see who else we got.
Disgrace of Modern Society00:05:14
I'm just, I'm sorry.
I'm jaded, man.
I'm jaded.
Area code 504.
What's up?
You're on the horn.
Hey, ghost.
I mean, I am one of those kids.
Everything matches what you said back there.
But unlike the other ones, I am home alone and all that.
But I think that, you know, nobody ever anything like capitalism or anything.
And you're like the guy I listen to every week who's telling me, you know, what I should do.
Because, you know, I know capitalism is the right thing and all.
That is.
And look, look, I appreciate that, young man.
Look, I'm not saying that all young people are listening to me trying to be some jerk dick and trying to be some troll for Christ's sake, all right?
I'm not saying, I know there's a lot of young people out there that want to be capitalist.
They're like, yeah, what am I doing here?
I mean, I want to be ahead of the game, you know.
I want to be, you know, rich, you know, by the time I'm about 28, 29 years old.
All right, I'm about 16, 17 years old.
I'm working age.
You know, what the hell do I do?
What the hell?
I mean, and that's what I'm saying.
That's why I do this broadcast, for Christ's sake.
You know, and what you do is stack your chips, and then once you got your liquid capital, that's what makes you a capitalist, is what you do with that liquid capital.
All right?
If you're going to go out to the bar and blow it on some bimbos trying to buy them these $12 Mai Ties because they're showing you some cleavage, you're not going anywhere.
But if you stack your chips for a couple of years and decide to take your liquid capital and go out and actually do something with it, make it work for you, make it work for you, and get you more capital, make you more money.
Well, that's what it's all about, baby.
You understand, man?
Hey, thanks a lot for calling in, by the way, man.
Young kids like you.
The reason why I do this, man, you know what I'm saying?
Don't listen to these stupid dubbed imbeciles.
I mean, if you've got a single mother who's out there collecting not only the damn entitlements from the government, not only is she going and raiding all these nonprofit organizations for all the help they can give, not only is she going to the church and doing everything that she can get from them, but she's playing the child support lottery system.
She's doing all this nonsense, all right?
It's time for you to look at that and say, man, you know, that's just not right.
You know, that's just not right.
I should be raised by a mother.
You know, I mean, I see it on the TV all the time.
I mean, it had to have happened at one point in time where a mom and a father actually cared about their kid.
I mean, you know, actually, you know, got together with him on Christmas and had the meal and had the cherished memories, that sort of thing.
Yeah, it did happen.
But you know what?
It doesn't happen anymore because these goddamn broads out here, all right?
And I hate to encapsulate every single woman in this category because everybody's going to call me a goddamn sexist.
I already see them flapping their fat sausages of fingers on the keyboards right now.
But what's unfortunate is the feminist movement.
All right?
The feminist movement has turned the average everyday American woman into a subliminal prostitute.
And I know that there's going to be some people out here that are saying, oh, it's the truth.
All right.
It's the goddamn truth.
You notice how every time if you happen to be in the social settings, let me tell you, I like to go out here to 6th Street, Austin, Texas.
You know what I'm saying?
I like to live lavish.
And one thing I like to do in Austin is have some pretty good brew while at the same time observing the social scene out there.
I think that anybody who doesn't do anything, just go to a bar, even if it's by yourself, and just observe the scene.
And watch how many women, all right?
How many women, the first thing that comes out of a woman's mouth in a potential newly developed conversation with a gentleman, what is it?
What do you do for a living?
What are you doing?
Not if, hey, are you a rapist?
Hey, are you, you know, do you have a record?
Hey, do you got any kids?
No, no, what do you do for a living?
You understand what I'm saying?
I mean, this is what it all comes down to.
All right?
This is what it all comes down to, folks.
You know, I've got a lot of friends of mine.
You know, I just didn't even really call them friends.
You know, I just, in the business world, when you conduct business, you know, it behooves you to go out and make sure that you know other business folk.
All right?
And I don't like to call these assholes my friends because if it came down to a business deal, I mean, I'd be more than willing to stomp over this idiot's body to get some profit.
You understand what I'm saying?
But it's still good to know these people because, you know, you're going to see them at galas, you're going to see them at events, you're going to see them at certain business ventures, so on and so forth.
Networking with Older Gentlemen00:03:17
So I call them acquaintances.
You know what I'm saying?
That's what I like to do.
I call them acquaintances.
A lot of these acquaintances that are older gentlemen, you know, anywhere between the ages of, geez, 45 to like 70.
All right.
These guys, believe it or not, they have left their wives or their wives have left them because there's this new cougar thing going on, believe it or not.
And a lot of these guys have actually lost their wives because they bring home the bacon and these women just got to sit home and just, you know, worry about different facial makeups and worrying about blowing the old man's money.
Anyway, they get these divorces, whatever it is, right?
And what are these older gentlemen able to score?
Well, I mean, these are old wimbags that you know and I know can't get it up more than maybe once or twice every three months.
I'm serious.
I mean, old wim bags.
They're getting these 18, 19, 20-year-old pieces of poontank.
I kid you not, man.
I'm not joking.
I'm not joking.
You've got these old bastards getting these young dimes out here.
You know what I'm saying?
And let me explain why.
It's not because, oh, these old men, you know, they look so attractive.
No, no, no, no.
It's not because, oh, these old men, they've got, you know, good, kind hearts.
No, no, no.
It's because they got money.
You understand?
They've got the capital.
And these young women know that if they, you know, if they whack an old wiener every month or so, that lo and behold, they can go out on a shopping spree on an old folks dime.
They can get their bills paid on an old folks dime.
I kid you not.
That's the way it is, man.
I kid you not.
I'm not sure.
I know people are going to say, oh, that's wrong.
That's the bull crap.
All right?
Bull crap.
Anyway, we're supposed to be talking about Obama recognizing the damn Egyptian Muslim Brotherhood.
But anyway, man, I didn't even know.
We're already in, Jesus Christ, 12 minutes into the second hour of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
And, of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
And once again, folks, I want to thank you for tuning in with me.
Spread it around like wildfire that we're on right now, folks.
All right?
There's all kinds of little buttons underneath the little player that you've got going on there.
Use and abuse those buttons, baby.
It's Bowler Friday.
I'm feeling great.
I'm feeling great.
I don't know about you, but I'm feeling great, baby, and I'm living lavish.
And if you're a young person out here that's kind of biting your time with your single dishrag whore of a mother or some scumbag of a father, just bite your time.
And once you do and you go out there and work, make sure that every dime that you work for, you make sure that it works for you.
All right?
All right.
Let me go ahead and take some calls here.
646-652-4869 is the number to call.
Let's take some calls right now.
Area code 513.
You're on the horn.
Government Cheese and Corn Prices00:08:06
513.
You there?
Oh, here you go.
513, you there?
Hey, 513, what are you doing?
You playing with Peter Popper?
What are you doing?
Jesus Christ, you're taking too long.
518, what's up?
You're on the horn.
Hey, what's going on, Ghost?
How's it going?
Hey, not too bad.
I know it's The topic that you quite a while ago, but I wanted to hop back on to that ethanol subsidies talk that you hopped on back at the beginning of the show.
While you said it was hurting America, but isn't it better for America to have a local renewable energy source?
I mean, forget about the green aspect of it.
Isn't it better for us to acquire our energy from a local source than it is to still remain a deficit to Saudi Arabia?
And also, since corn is an export of the United States, isn't an artificial bump in price profitable for the nation as a whole?
Well, first of all, you have to know how corn is sold.
Corn, you know, it's a regulated price scheme.
And the reason is because the government has its arm in farming.
I don't even know what the statistic is for farming subsidies.
I know it's fairly high, but just because the prices of corn are high doesn't necessarily mean that it relates to profits to the corn farmer out there in middle America.
And secondly, how can you sit here and argue the fact that it's hey, we need a local renewable energy source that can be an actual alternative to petroleum when it's food, man?
It's things that people eat.
I mean, people got to eat to survive.
I mean, burning food so that we can gas our gas guzzlers through an alternative energy source, I think that's pretty pompous, liberal, and jerky, don't you think?
I mean, this is why we've got a lot of people kind of holding back at the grocery store because the goddamn corn is up the ass.
And the reason is our tax dollars, capitalist tax dollars, are paying to subsidize this ridiculous ethanol concept.
I mean, don't you think that's not you think that's nuts a little bit?
It would if we had a food problem.
And I'm not saying we'll never have a food problem, but currently we are a nation of fat people.
And you can't.
Yeah, but you see, you know, you only think of it one-sided, all right?
The world depends on a lot of our commodities, for Christ's sake.
The world depends upon a lot of our exports, especially when it comes to agriculture.
You know, the one thing I'd like to tell young people: hey, if you have no skill whatsoever, if you don't understand all this complicated financial mumbo jumbo, if you don't understand capitalism, if you're kind of a dummy, well, then by God, at least save enough money to go out and get yourself a hoe.
And I'm not talking about that kind of hoe like some skankosaurus.
I'm talking about a hoe to hoe some fields and get yourself a crop of land and just start producing crops, you know?
And the profitable ones, the ones that aren't highly regulated by the government.
You know, I mean, let me tell you something.
These commodities are they're not just for American consumption.
All right?
They're for world consumption.
They're not just for American consumption.
So when we as selfish Americans, and let me tell you, this is pretty selfish of America to subsidize this goddamn corn ethanol idea.
It is ridiculous that we're burning food so that we can fill up our gas guzzlers.
And we're subsidizing it with taxpayer money.
Subsidizing it with taxpayer money.
It makes no sense.
And to be completely honest with you, man, I mean, I just think that you're out there when you say that, you know, hey, you know, America's fat, so as a result, we can continue to burn food.
Look, I agree with you.
America's fat, but it's not because we have an abundance of food.
America's fat because we're giving them food cards.
We're giving them government cheese.
We're giving them housing voucher programs.
We're giving them all these entitlements so that the bigger loser they are, the more entitlements that they get.
And all they have to do is basically sit on their ass and watch every little television program or sit on their fat ass and chat on the internet all 24 hours of the day, do all this crap on the American government's dime because that's what America has turned into, for Christ's sake.
Let me get this.
Get him off for Christ.
Get this stupid kid off, for Christ's sake.
You can tell he's got some liberal mammy or something telling him, well, why don't you tell him about this?
Supposed to be talking about Barack Obama recognizing the Muslim Brotherhood in Egypt, for Christ's sake.
But let me move on to something else.
All right.
Let's move on to Minnesota.
That's right, Minnesota.
Do y'all know anybody from Minnesota?
Anyway, Minnesota government, the state Minnesota government, has shut down.
That's right, right before July 4th weekend, Minnesota decided that it is going to shut down because they're having a similar debate that the federal government is having.
You have the right wing and the left wing of the political spectrum in Minnesota wanting to take the state government into two different directions.
You've got the liberals, of course, wanting to spend more and more money.
And how are they going to get that money?
How do the liberals expect to get more money when they're obligating more and more expenditures?
Taxes, baby.
They want to tax this.
They want to tax this, baby.
And I don't want to be taxed anymore, for Christ's sake.
And of course, you've got those on the right wing of the perspective sitting over here saying that they want to cut, they want to do this, they want to balance the budget.
And because these scumbags out there in Minnesota state legislature, they can't come up to any kind of agreement.
Right now, as we speak, Minnesota, the government of Minnesota, is no longer up and running right now.
The parks have shut down.
Everything that has anything to do with government funding has completely shut down in Minnesota.
And it's some serious business that's happening out there.
If there's anybody in Minnesota, I'd like for you to please try to give me a call.
Let me know what's going on out there.
I know that this is affecting the entire state.
They've shut down lakes.
They've shut down parks.
They've shut down public libraries.
22,000 state workers are out of work, from what I understand, for Christ's sake.
22,000 out of work because these scumbags in Minnesota can't come up to a goddamn agreement on how to take the state government's finances for Christ's sake.
But hey, this is bureaucracy.
All right, for all you leftists that are out there, this is bureaucracy.
And you see, that's the leftists' answer when their debate against capitalism is ever initiated.
They want more of this.
They want more government.
They want more bureaucratic crap.
It's stupid, for Christ's sake.
Let me take some more callers here.
646-652-4869.
We got 775 on the horn.
Volkswagen Slogan Controversy00:11:11
What's up?
You're on the air.
Hey, Ghost.
I'm actually in Minnesota right now.
And I've seen how things are.
It's quite ridiculous because I got three kids, and they want to go to the park, but they can't do it.
It's closed.
So The library's all closed, and they say the reason why is because you're a racist.
Yeah, well, I knew you weren't from Minnesota because I can just tell.
You know what I mean?
I can just tell by the goddamn little twang that you got in your voice that it's about that time to play everybody's favorite game, and it's guess the minority.
That's right, folks.
Let me tell you something right now.
I can sense that minority twang right in that idiot's voice right when I heard him.
And let me see if we can guess the minority.
If you've got any guesses, go ahead and put them on the screen right now.
It's everybody's favorite game.
All right, let's go ahead and shut it off, engineer.
All right, 775.
Okay, now what were you saying?
Sorry, I'm actually from Germany.
Oh, you're from Germany, huh?
Well, how can you call me a racist?
I mean, don't you have like a whole lineage of racism?
Las Schlagesliegen Slogan Volkswagen?
Well, yeah, that's actually why I called you because I also heard you were a Jew, so I thought you'd like to check out my oven.
Yeah, you stupid idiot.
You know, so what is it?
Am I a racist?
Am I a Jew?
I mean, what am I, you stupid kraut?
Well, actually, I'd like to know what the whole idea with that is.
I mean, why is the internet taking a sudden interest to your show?
And everyone called at you, and you know, I'm curious, actually.
I mean, I just called because I've heard about it.
I mean, you want to know why everybody has taken an interest to true capitalist radio?
I'll tell you why, Mr. L Slager Schliegen Slogan, Volkswagen.
I'll tell you why, all right?
Everybody throughout the world that's listening in understands that capitalism, capitalism, is what spawns success.
They understand that they want to be capitalists no matter where they are in the world.
And that's what I give the individuals who listen to this broadcast.
Not only do I give them a leg up on capitalism, but I'm also a decent commentator for Christ's sake.
You know what I'm saying?
I mean, I got balls the size of grapefruits that'll slap your wife in her chin back into reality to recognize that she's actually with some stupid goof and she might need to kick him in the ass to get his goddamn balls to drop.
I mean, I'm just saying, you know, that's all I'm saying, all right?
I mean, a lot of people appreciate true capitalist radio.
A lot of people appreciate this man right here.
And the reason that they appreciate this man right here, I mean, just listen to me for Christ's sake.
I mean, just listen to me.
I mean, I'm just throwing around manly dominance on this broadcast like it ain't shit.
I mean, are you kidding me?
You know, German, you know, Kraut, I hope that your wife is not anywhere around the vicinity of this broadcast because I guarantee you that this bimbo is putting about two or three fingers in her pink taco, listening to my voice, because she can't believe she cannot believe that there is a real man asserting manly dominance on the internet like it ain't crap.
And she's in complete freaking awe.
She's in complete freaking awe about it.
All right, that's why people are listening here there, Kraut.
Are you there?
Yeah, yes, I'm still here.
All right, what else do you have to say?
Well, you say that, but you see my wife, she doesn't speak English.
She's actually Czechoslovakian.
I don't even understand.
Oh, so you had to go one of those mail-order wife type of things, so you couldn't get yourself some kraut woman that'll actually whack on your Polish sausage or oh, that's right, German sausage, excuse me.
Well, you see you see, in Europe, we actually we have a melting pot.
In America, you claim to have a melting uh melting pot.
However, um, you see, uh, the big problem is you don't understand other cultures.
You're very you're talking about a melting pot.
Uh, Germany and France are single-handedly letting Europe uh fall on its own socialist sword so that they can come in and buy the rest of Europe.
What what France and Germany have been trying to battle for thousands of years?
These people are doing it with these dumb bailouts.
What are you talking about?
A melting pot of uh yeah, you you don't have a melting pot over there in Europe.
I mean, you've got a a subliminal war going out there, you dumb kraut.
What are you talking about, man?
Why do you think that the Germans and the French continuously bail out these stupid loser countries that continue with this social experiment?
Because they're buying the countries.
They are buying the countries.
I know that there's people in here that don't believe that's true.
Well, you know, keep thinking that.
And then once you start seeing krauts over there start just opening up shop, you know, acting like they own the place, it's because they do.
So don't give me that melting pot crap there, you stupid crack.
Get this kraut off my get him off, for Christ's sake.
It's probably got a damn picture of Adolf Hitler staring at his dumb ugly mug right now.
What the hell are you talking about, for Christ's sake?
Look, slogan, slig and slogan!
Look on a slogan, Volkswagen!
Give me a break.
Jesus, I mean, what's going on here, for Christ's sake?
You know what I mean?
I mean, what am I being broadcasted to, for Christ's sake?
I mean, I used to be broadcasted to tens of thousands of capitalists throughout the world.
And now, what am I getting?
I'm getting socialist krauts up in here.
Jesus Christ.
646-652-4869 is the number to call.
We're supposed to be talking about the Minnesota government shutting down because they've got a $5 billion budget deficit that they've got to solve.
And, of course, the leftists of that particular state legislature want to increase taxes and not cut spending.
And, of course, the right wing of that particular Minnesota state legislature wants to cut spending and not raise taxes.
And this is why you have a government shutdown because these stupid idiots cannot come up with an agreement.
And I want to hear from you.
What do you got to say about it?
646-652-4869 is the number to call, for Christ's sake.
Do we got any callers, Engineer?
What's going on?
All right.
Well, let's go ahead and take some calls then, man.
Who else we got?
We got 630.
You're on the horn.
Hey, Ghost, this is Bebop from Chicago.
I called a couple of days ago to talk about the TSA, and I got caught off by trouble.
What's going on?
Not too much, actually.
I was going to share a story on here, and I still will, if you're okay with that, but I went to the BBC actually with my story about the TSA.
And now I'm actually getting threats of a treason charge from American lawyers.
Are you kidding me?
I'm not.
Do you have a website or do you have a blog or something we can see this?
I don't.
I'm actually, I've been told to get one.
And I'm thinking about doing that.
But I went to the BBC, and they're very interested.
And I wanted to know if you'd allow me to share that here, just so I can get out that the TSA is not something Texas has a right that the TSA is not something that you want in your neighborhood.
Yeah, absolutely not.
But go ahead.
Well, I'm flying from O'Hare International Airport to LAX.
I'm from Chicago, and I'm visiting some friends in California.
So I go with a bunch of friends.
We have this van going there.
We're having a great time.
It's an awesome party van.
And we actually get to the airport and we know that we're going to have to go through security checks.
But we've been drinking on the way.
And one of my friends decided that.
I'm sorry, man.
This is taking too long.
You know, this is just kind of putting me to sleep.
You know, I'm drinking Louie here, right?
I'm drinking Louie VSOP, baby.
All right?
Look, if something bad happened to you, put it on a blog.
We'll cover it, all right?
We don't have time for you to be like, freaking party van.
906, you're on the horn.
What's up?
Hi, Ghost.
Hey.
How's it going?
Hey, I just want to talk really quickly.
Someone actually called the other day, and I've been listening to your show for a long time.
And I know him.
He's a friend of mine.
He called the other day.
He was wondering if you could touch on the pubic missile crisis.
I just.
Jesus Christ, you stupid idiot.
Get him off, for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ, pubic missile.
I mean, you idiots.
All right.
I mean, no shit.
That was an awful voice, for Christ's sake.
That was one of the most disgusting voices of all time.
You're talking about lard clogging the windpipe type of son of a bitch, for Christ's sake.
Jesus Lord.
But anyway, once again, I know I've been getting a lot of emails for it, but yours truly, I'm going to put up my own operating system.
You know, it's getting a little bit more difficult as one continues to code on the new operating system front out here.
But be on the lookout.
Peenix 2.0.
All right, Peenix 2.0.
It'll be out here soon.
I don't know when, but Peenix 2.0, man.
And let me tell you something.
If anybody tries to infect you with the virus, you infect them with digital AIDS.
So it'll be awesome.
Anyway, let's continue going, shall we?
Area code 304, you're on the air.
Me?
Yeah, you.
Sorry, I'm kind of nervous.
That's okay.
Go ahead.
I've been in your chat room a couple times under the name TacoWiz.
That's my internet pseudonym.
My question is that there's some sort of trend going on among nerds.
For some reason, the new My Little Pony TV show has become popular with grown men.
Nerds and My Little Pony00:03:04
And I was curious, what do you think of this whole thing?
Well, obviously, you know, you haven't heard my show because I think it's freaking sick.
I think it's sick.
I think it's disgusting.
I think it's vile.
I think it's disgusting for Christ's sake.
My little pony, my little pony, my little pony.
I mean, this is just horrible.
This is just horrible and disgusting.
But then again, you really cannot blame a lot of these males out here.
I mean, you know, at first, when, you know, all this fruit crap started coming about in the 80s, you know, all this fruity ass crap, you know, the 80s, you know, you know what I'm talking about.
You know, it's when it started really becoming prevalent, the 80s.
I figured that, hey, you know, this is just going to be some kind of little subculture group of over-feminite, fruity asses that are just going to kind of congregate in their own clubs and that sort of thing.
But then all of a sudden, it became a complete phenomenon.
All right.
It became a complete phenomenon.
And while the American males, not only American, but Westernized males, as the implementing of the pussification, the absolute pussification of the American and Westernized males of America was happening, we had this feminist movement turning the majority of women out here in the westernized world into subliminal prostitutes.
I mean, you know, no longer is it about romance.
Is it about being a couple, growing together, you know, having children, you know, leaving children behind, some kind of nest egg?
No, it's no longer about that anymore.
You know, I mean, women have turned baby making into big business.
Yeah.
I mean, you know, you can be some disgusting, filthy maniac who shits out about, you know, five or six kids from five or six different fathers for Christ's sake, and you're rewarded by the government with entitlements, free education, free housing, free government cheese, the whole nine yards.
Moreover, these same slut bags can go out and play the child support lottery system.
Oh, yeah.
And this is what I'm saying, folks.
I mean, this is what I'm saying.
I mean, it makes me sick to my stomach that I'm sitting over here supporting this type of America.
You know, this is the type of America that I'm supporting with my tax dollars.
Let me tell you something.
Every time I pay taxes, I feel like I'm getting raped here.
Do you understand what I'm saying?
I feel like I'm getting raped.
I mean, do you think I have a choice?
Do you think I have a choice that I'm going to have these tax dollars extorted out of my pocket?
I'm being extorted out of my pocket, and where is it going?
Twitter Shout Outs to Peeps00:02:52
It's going to ungrateful people that aren't bettering themselves.
I mean, wasn't the whole concept of these social programs is so that people can get a leg up, so that people can get a break.
And what are they doing?
They're happy in their own mediocrity.
They're complacent in their own shitbag.
It's disgraceful.
It's horrible.
I feel bad for capitalists that got to get raped every time they pay taxes for Christ's sake.
I mean, I'm getting raped for Christ's sake.
I'm a victim here.
I'm the victim.
Capitalists throughout the world are the victims here.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, folks, I'd like for everybody to please follow me on Twitter, folks.
And for you folks that don't know the Twitter account, I mean, by God, it's Ghost Politics.
All right?
All one word, no underscores.
All right.
Don't be a Milky Liver.
Ghost Politics is the name to follow.
And as a matter of fact, we're going to send some, we're going to do some Twitter shout-outs.
All right?
We're going to do some Twitter shout-outs.
We're going to do them right now.
All right.
All you got to do is tweet me right now.
Of course, my Twitter name is Ghost Politics.
I'm going to give people shout-outs.
So if you want a shout-out, go ahead and send me a tweet right now.
We got the Tapmaster up in the place.
What's going on?
We got Justin Fashon.
What's going on?
Who else we got?
We got Alvin Rowe.
You know what I'm saying?
We got Y6000.
You know, we got Ghost Van One.
What's up, man?
We got Kinky Kinks.
All right.
What's going on, man?
Do we got any more for Christ's sake?
The detector!
We got Boy on Pluto, Mattermind 99.
What's up?
We got Lockington, Loud Lickington, or whatever the hell it is.
Who else we got?
We got, oh, I'm some asshole calling me a racist.
I'm not a racist asshole.
All right.
We got Big Tur23.
What's up, man?
All right, we got Devon in the place.
What's going on, man?
Who else we got going on?
Poco hamster again.
What's up?
Who else we got?
The Death Decker.
All right, we got Aspinall.
What's up?
I'm not saying that name.
That's a disgusting, despicable name.
I'm not saying that.
We got Sammyo291.
What's up, man?
Rubrika Lou, Bowler Friday.
It's Baller Friday, folks.
And of course, for all you folks that don't know, Baller Friday means that it's about time for all the folks that have been capitalizing throughout the week to get down, to do their thing.
You know what I'm saying?
Anonymous Hacking Exposed00:15:39
To start living lavish.
You know what I mean?
What's up, Choli Bear in the place?
What's going on?
Got a lot of peeps up in there.
I want to thank you very much for tuning in with me.
Once again, please retweet the broadcast and spread it around like wildfire.
All right?
All right, there's all kinds of little buttons underneath the goddamn player.
Use and abuse those buttons.
You got a little Facebook like button.
All right?
You got a little retweet this button.
You got to share that button.
It's just a freaking click, for Christ's sake.
It's just a freaking click.
So just do it.
Just do it.
We got Leroy EST, TF Hurricane.
What's up?
All right, we got Smart AV.
What's up?
We got B3NDIZ.
What's up, man?
And I'm not racist.
All right.
Please stop saying that.
I don't appreciate it.
Jesus Christ, my heart's beating like a rabbit.
All right, let me calm down here for a second.
We're supposed to be talking about Minnesota government shutting down over its $5 billion budget deficit.
But I want to move on to something else.
I want to talk about Levi Strauss Khan, the former head of the International Monetary Fund, the IMF.
He was the character that got charged with the alleged raping of a housekeeper in one of these swank hotels that are about whatever, $5,000 a night or whatever.
All right.
Well, anyway, come to find out that Strauss Khan is going to be released without bail.
All right?
As the rape victim's credibility wavers completely.
It looks like the woman that is alleging rape on StrossCon is kind of backtracking on her story.
Initially, she said that once she got the old in-out, in-out raping style from allegedly, of course, from StrossCon, she went directly to her boss or to somebody or coworkers or something and told them to call the police.
But according to reports, that was a lie.
She actually not only made up a room that was down the hallway, but she also came back and made up the room of Strauss Khan after the so-called alleged rape incident.
And because of these discrepancies in her testimony, Strauss Khan looks like he's going to be able to just kind of go out freely, like no big deal for Christ's sake.
Can you believe this crap?
I mean, I can't believe this crap, man.
I mean, Strasska, this socialist piece of crap, is going to be able to just walk free.
Oh, my God, that's horrible.
But anyway, we all knew that StrossCon, you know, he comes from some big-time backing.
He's a pretty powerful individual as it relates to foreign affairs.
Moreover, it was alleged that the woman that he allegedly raped, even though I'm assuming that they are talking about that this was a consensual type of sexual encounter, but according to reports, the woman, the alleged rape victim, is an African immigrant from Guinea.
And according to reports, she's living in a community that is specifically housing those that are afflicted with HIV AIDS.
So, like I was saying at the time, not only did Strauss Khan catch a rape charge banging some black jehudi from Africa, but he got these.
And that's according to reports.
Maybe he didn't.
Maybe, you know, he's got the vaccine or something.
I have no idea.
All right, I have no idea.
Anyway, I want to hear from you.
Strauss Khan, he's out and about.
He's probably living large, huh?
Because he's a fat French frog socialist bastard.
You know what I mean?
He's finally, oh, yes, you're African.
You thought you can come here and tell me that I raped you.
You should be so happy that my French penis went up in your black jabi.
Yeah, yeah.
Jesus Christ.
646-652-4869 is the number to call.
I want to hear from you.
What do you think about Stross Khan walking off?
Huh?
Because of the credibility of the actual rape or the rapey.
Erico 201, what's up?
You're on the horn.
Jesus Christ, you waited 50 minutes to do that.
712, you're on the horn.
Ghost?
Here.
Yeah, what's up?
I am from Minnesota, and I thought I'd just point out that I'm not really feeling the pressure right now.
Like, I'm not, I can't really tell what's going on.
I'm taking summer school right now.
One of my teachers is going to be out of there because of that.
But other than that, it's not actually a bad thing.
And so, yeah.
You're okay with the government shutting down, and if it extends even further, no police in the streets, firemen, that sort of thing?
Well, actually, they're keeping those up, to my knowledge.
No, I understand that.
But, you know, if they don't come up with some kind of an agreement, I mean, there's a $5 billion deficit, budget deficit at stake here.
I mean, if they can't figure out how they're going to take the financial direction of the state, well, there's not an unlimited amount of funds to keep those officers and all those safety people out there on the beat for an unlimited amount of time.
You know, I mean, this has got to be worked out.
So let's say, you know, these politicians continue to play politics.
You're okay with no cops, no none of that stuff out there?
Yeah, I'm okay with it.
I mean, where I live, there's not really any crime here.
Shut this.
Shut this.
Get him off.
Get him off, engineer.
Get this stupid Minnesotan rootin'-tootin' jerk thousand lakes jerk ass off for Christ's sake.
Oh, yeah, I don't mind.
I don't mind.
He's living with Mammy underneath his basement.
That's why he doesn't mind.
You know what I mean?
He's not out here having to suffer, having to survive on his own for Christ's sake.
Somebody's taking care of this stupid jerk ass jerk ass, for Christ's sake.
I'm sick of people making these general assumptions like, oh, yeah, you know, I don't mind that.
You're living with Mammy.
I can tell by the femininity in your voice.
You're a fruity ass Thousand Lakes Loving Minnesotan jerk dick.
All right?
If the cops weren't there, the the big brothers, you know what I'm talking about?
I'm talking about these big six foot eight, three hundred pound, uh, mean looking Wesley snipes looking brothers.
They're gonna be coming to your house because you're the jerk ass that actually believes that oh, yeah, I don't really mind.
Shut up.
I'm telling you, man, I'm just trying to just you know, I'm shooting pearls to these idiots, and this is the kind of crap that I get from these stupid losers.
Anyway, let me move on.
We're supposed to be talking about Straska being released after the alleged rape victim that he's supposed to have raped, you know, is kind of dwindling in her credibility because her story keeps zigzagging in truth.
You know?
But of course, I'd like to know.
You know, I hope that Barbara Walters gets to this prostate-infected French frog because I would like to know if he's got these.
I'm curious, that's all.
Let's continue going, child.
We've got area code 570.
What's up?
You're on the horn.
Me?
Yeah, it's you.
Yeah, I got two things.
First off, happy Canadian Day.
And second off.
Well, you know, I'm going to have to stop you right there there, Canadian bacon butt boy.
All right.
We don't give a crap about Canadian Day over here.
All right?
I don't really give a crap.
You idiots booed the national anthem five days after 9-11.
I could care less about Canadian bacon maple least up the ass having humping a dead moose looking Canadian bacon butt boy land day.
All right.
I don't give a c I don't give a crap.
Sick of these idiots from Canadia, you know, thinking that we're supposed to care about them because they're the pimple on the ass of America.
You know what I'm saying?
Jesus Christ.
I mean, is this thing on?
I mean, I mean, am I just getting nothing but a bunch of jerk dicks from these socialist countries?
I mean, is this goddamn thing on?
Jesus Christ.
Area code 801, you're on the horn.
What's up?
Hello?
Yeah.
Um, I have one question for you.
What's up?
Um, you know that angry mother that called you?
Yeah.
It's kind of obvious that you knew she was black.
Why were you treating her so mean?
It was kind of obvious that she was black.
Yeah, you it kind of seemed like you knew she was um black.
Well, uh, first of all, I didn't think she was black.
I thought she was some, you know, 45 years worth of booze and smoke, a white piece of single-wide trailer trash.
You know what I'm saying?
I mean, can somebody get can we get somebody with some bass in their voice, please?
I mean, can you guess somebody that actually sounds like a man?
This is true capitalist radio.
This is Bowler Friday, for Christ's sake.
The hells is I mean, Jesus Christ, do something, engineer.
Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ.
Burn stuff.
Yeah.
Do something.
Jesus Christ.
Makes me sick.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, we're supposed to be talking about this stupid dumb scumbag, XIMF Levi Strass Kahn released from his house arrest situation because of this goddamn rape victim's credibility waiver.
And it looks like nobody gets two rats' asses.
So I'm gonna move on to something else.
I'm gonna move on to anti-sec.
Oh, yeah, you know what I'm talking about, right, folks?
Do you idiots know what I'm talking about?
I'm asking you a question, boy.
Do people know what the hell I'm talking about?
Well, you better know what I'm talking about.
Talking about anti-sec.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh, everybody remember this, huh?
Oh, this is Fruity Boys.
Exciting and new.
Come aboard.
Expecting you and Low.
Arizona hacked again.
Sweetest reward.
Let it flow.
Third time, baby.
Third time everyone against London.
Everybody's singing.
Everybody's singing.
It's so shocking and new.
It's the low boat.
Promise is laughing for everyone.
Ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya, travelers.
I, whatever.
Get it off.
Look, the only reason I'm bringing it up is because Anti-Sec, which is the Lulsec-inspired collective, ever since Lulsec said that it was throwing its digital guns to the ground, truthfully told, though, they got doxxed by the Jester and Web Ninjas.
But even so, they inspired an anonymous slash Lulsec type of situation called Anti-Sec, which has basically taken targets that are government-related.
This is turning into serious business.
All right, this is turning into serious business out here.
And I think that what separates what's happening now from what happened before Lulsec, what happened before Lulsec was nothing more than people hacking for stupid crap, you know?
And I hate to keep repeating this, but GeoHot.
All right, that was a ridiculous, stupid reason to hack Sony.
All right?
Because what happened to GeoHot?
What happened to GeoHot, for Christ's sake?
What happened?
He's working for Facebook now, huh?
Oh, yeah.
Thanks, Ann.
Thanks a lot.
You go out, you take a penitentiary chance, you know, taking down Sony for this idiot GeoHot, and this idiot goes out and becomes a product developer for Facebook.
I mean, what a joke.
What an utter joke.
You know, I mean, Annan should really be ashamed of it.
I mean, Anon's got egg on its face for this.
You understand?
You know what I mean?
I mean, Annan has got egg on his face for Christ's sake.
All right.
But then Lulsec came around.
You know what I mean?
Lulsec came around and they said, you know what?
I mean, screw this.
I mean, we're taking penitentiary chances.
You know, I mean, the stuff that we do could send us to jail.
You know, and if we're going to go to jail, well, let's go to jail focusing some attention on actual subject matters.
On actual political substance-based subjects, for Christ's sake.
I mean, freaking GeoHot?
GeoHot, for Christ's sake.
I mean, what a sell-out bastard.
Yeah, I know Lulsec took Sony.
They took it after Annan decided, oh, dude, it's not fair.
They're not letting GeoHot.
The whole reason why I brought this up is because anti-sec, which, you know, let's be honest, it's the anonymous members that actually have a brain and actually want to take penitentiary chances for actual political subject matters with substance.
and not just because, oh, Scientology!
Oh, Scientology!
Who gives a crap about Scientology?
Who gives a shit?
Never understood that crap for Christ's sake.
I mean, look, look, okay.
Oh, Scientology, they bring in people and they brainwash them and then they force them to be in these little, you know, alien sex cults.
And who cares?
All right?
Who gives a cramp?
Scientology Brainwashing Critique00:02:03
This is stupid.
I thought it was the most stupidest, dumb, imbecilic protest of all time.
You know, stupid, dumbass Scientology.
I mean, give me a freaking freak, man.
Stupid.
I'm not a Scientologist either.
What do you think of L. Ron Hubbard?
Some fat-bloated bastard that spent his life trying to figure out if a tomato scream when you cut them, for Christ's sake?
Yeah.
Yeah, that's what L. Ron Hubbard did.
He actually tried to, you know, go out and try to spend his life figuring out if damn vegetables and fruits scream if you cut them in half.
It's stupid.
All right, I get it.
I'm not taking up for Scientology, but Jesus Christ.
I mean, Anonymous focusing all this attention and all this energy and all this crap for Scientology.
I mean, this is obvious that some asshole up top from Anonymous or, I don't know, moot or somebody, somebody's parents were lured by this stupid crap.
And because they were lured by it, everybody at Anonymous has just got to, you know, stop what they're doing, you know, stop what they're doing and just kind of, oh, well, we got to throw a denial of service attacks and we got to go through this because this idiot, stupid, dishrag whore of a mother decided to go into Scientology and, you know, for whatever reason, she can't leave on her own accord.
It is stupid.
And that's why I give lulsec props.
And all you hackers are out there saying, oh, man, they're using Tor.
They're using these programs.
They're not hacking with any kind of actual command line code skill.
They're using old exploits of pre-reg.
You know what?
Who cares?
Who cares what they're using?
They know they're going to jail.
They know they're taking penitentiary chances.
But you know what they're doing?
They're doing it because of a purpose.
That's the difference between lulsec and anti-sec from anonymous.
Exclusive Capitalist Army Website00:06:27
Period.
646-652-4869 is the number to call here.
I want to hear from you.
Area coach 650.
You're on the air.
Hello.
I was actually meaning to call about the previous subject about the rape and all that.
The reason why I was going to ask you a question is if you're given this hypothetical situation, because it's related to a court case that happened here recently, and that is a man raped a woman, and halfway through, he stopped enjoying it, but the woman started enjoying it.
And then he claimed that he was being raped by the woman.
And he actually shut up, you stupid foreigner.
All right.
Get your speech impediment situated for Christ's sake.
All right?
That was a stupid, dumbass, wannabe, pathetic story.
Oh, yeah.
You know, it was ripping the woman.
It was ripping the woman.
And then, like, that way, they just didn't want to do it no more.
And then she started liking it.
And then shut up.
All right.
You fuzzy little foreigner.
Jesus Christ.
Uh, four hundred one seven, you're on the horn.
You take it all.
Shut that shit up.
Shut off.
All right.
Enough.
Enough with that crap.
Idiots think it's real funny, huh?
Yeah, look at it.
Yeah, you think it's so freaking cute, don't you?
Look at these assholes.
They think it's so funny.
Yeah, you think it's so cute, huh?
Well, let me tell you something right now.
You idiots ain't going to be laughing.
You're not going to be laughing when there's a Texan in the White House.
Do you understand?
That's what America needs.
That's what America's waiting for.
A Texan in the White House.
Woo!
That's right, boy.
Let me tell you something right now.
Out here in Texas, we're not having a real estate devaluing problem out here in Texas.
Do you understand that?
As a matter of fact, real estate prices are going up.
All right?
It's great to do business out here in Texas.
You idiots are just hating.
You're just haters, baby.
That's what you are.
You're just haters.
And I don't blame you for hating.
All right?
I don't blame you.
I know that you wish you had the balls the size of a Texas man.
You understand?
I know that every time I throw the manly dominance around on this broadcast, you wish, you can only wish that you could muster up even a quarter of the manly dominance that I project on this broadcast.
And I don't blame you, boy.
I don't blame you.
Jesus Christ.
We're supposed to be talking about anti-sec, and of course, this is the third hack on Arizona, folks.
The Arizona law enforcement has been hacked once again by the Lord.
And I want to hear what you have to say about it, for Christ's sake.
It seems to me like nobody really gives two rats' asses, but much probes to people that are going to take penitentiary chances for at least a cause, you know, and not be some idiot just doing it because I'm bored.
I'm just bored, dude.
I'm bored.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, we are in the third and final hour of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
And of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
And once again, folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
It's Baller Friday, baby.
I can't believe it.
I want to thank everybody for tuning in live with me, for Christ's sake.
And if you haven't already done so, please retweet the broadcast.
Go to the forums.
Go to the social networks.
Go to the blogs.
It's spread around like wildfire.
And let everybody know.
Let everybody know that we're in affected in the house right here, right now.
Okay?
We got all kinds of little buttons underneath the player right there.
We got Facebook like buttons.
We got retweet this buttons.
We got share that buttons.
Use and abuse those buttons for Christ's sake.
All right?
Use it old Facebook like button.
It's just a freaking click for Christ's sake.
It's just a freaking click.
Give me another drink.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, that's good.
That's what I'm talking about, baby.
And once again, since it's Baller Friday, I want to give a shout out to everyone.
And I'm talking about everyone who's a part of the capitalist army.
That's right.
You know who you are.
All right.
I'm talking to you.
All right.
This Baller Friday goes out to the capitalist Army.
All right.
Cheers to all those that are listening in, that are part of the Capitalist Army.
And if you are not, well, then by God, go and apply.
And of course, membership is exclusive.
All right?
Exclusive.
So once again, www.capitalistarmy.com.
That's www.capitalistarmy.com, folks.
We're looking for a few good men and women that actually are not only capitalists, but they want to help spread capitalism throughout the world.
That's who we want.
That's who we want, my friends.
The capitalist army.
Anyway, folks, what the hell were we talking about?
We were talking about anti-sec.
We were talking about how the Arizona police have been hacked once again a third, a third time, once again, folks.
And that sounds pretty cool to me.
Anyway, let me move on to another subject matter.
I want to talk a little bit about dictator of Venezuela Hugo Chavez.
He finally came out and admitted that he's got cancer.
All right.
They admitted that he's got cancer for Christ's sake.
He has, you know, some kind of cancer of the prostate.
They had to remove some kind of abscess from there, and probably too much bean and cheese tacos or something.
These little fat, portly bastards.
But it looks like everybody, I mean, this is what I feel.
I think that he may be dying.
I think that's it.
You know, I think that's it.
I think that's it for Chavez.
They would not have released it had this guy not been in some kind of critical condition.
I mean, they would not have released the fact that he had to go under the knife for a second time for cancer if this guy was not on the verge of a deathbed, if not already dead already.
Remember, these goddamn leftists are propagandists.
Hugo Chavez Cancer Diagnosis00:08:07
You know what I'm saying?
I mean, everything that they put out, I mean, it's calculated, it's purposeful.
That's what they live on.
That's what fuels their stupid political philosophy.
Nothing but propaganda.
Anyway, let me move on.
I didn't want to talk too much about Chavez because we talked about him earlier in the show.
And not only that, I want to have a party when he's dead, for Christ's sake.
You know what I mean?
I want to have me a little, what those Mexicans like to call it, huh?
Fiesta.
I want a little bit of fiesta.
Arieva!
You know what I'm saying?
You know, as a matter of fact, folks, I know there's a lot of people out here that claim that I'm some kind of a grand dragon racist or some kind of crap like that.
You know, I've got a lot of friends, folks.
I mean, I got a lot of friends that happen to be black.
I happen to have a whole bunch of friends that happen to be Mexican, that happen to be Oriental.
As a matter of fact, I've actually got myself a Mexican.
You know, for all the folks that are sitting here talking garbage, I've got me a Mexican here.
Let me go ahead and put him on the horn here.
Hey, Paco, are you there, Paco?
What's going on?
Are you there?
Paco!
Hey, that's right, hon!
The Baco up in here, home.
That's right, Don.
He's got some money from the government, oh!
Ghost holes, he's not, he's not redidious, oh!
He's just mad, homes, and I'm collecting all this feria up on the government, homes.
Vivo Obama!
Vivo Obama!
Viva Obama Este!
All right.
That's right, home!
I break it down to you like this, homes.
to say you don't make the pot of friendship or elect you it's just mad all this tax dollars are going to my lady She got six kids, oh, she's making that a period, home.
He's mad on the government cheese holes and the government media going right here in my body.
And all I'm doing is just getting back, having feeding cheese holes, you can serve me.
You can do about it, eh?
Order.
I gotta go.
I gotta go score some some motajos.
But hey, I'm out of here.
Get me out of here, Ghost.
I don't want to talk no more.
Get me out of here.
All right.
That's about enough of Paco there, folks.
But as you can see, I'm not a goddamn racist.
I'm a melting pot of friendship.
All right.
Look, I don't agree with Paco living off the government.
You know, he obviously likes all that government entitlement nonsense, has himself some kind of little Mexican girl who's shitted out about six or seven kids.
So, but that's the way it is, too.
And the only reason I brought Paco in is because we're talking about that fat Mexican, Hugo Chavez.
He's on his way out, for Christ's sake, having himself some kind of a prostate abscess, having to get removed from his shit funnel.
But anyway, oh, oh, yeah, before we move on, I know we got some Mexican peeps who listen to me.
We got some Mexican kids.
I just want to give a heads up, since this is Baller Friday, to the Mexican males.
All right, this is who I'm talking to.
The Mexican males.
This is a serious public service announcement.
All right.
Be careful.
Be careful having sexual relations with Mexican women because they seem to be rather fertile.
I mean, I don't know.
It just seems to me.
I mean, I'm out here in Texas.
You know what I'm saying?
We got a lot of Mexicans walking around out here.
All right?
And it just seems to me that every Mexican girl doesn't matter how old she looks.
It doesn't matter, you know, if she looks young, she looks old.
I mean, literally two or three kids minimum following these, you know, hot tamale whorebags.
You know what I'm saying?
I mean, I kid you not.
All right, I kid you not.
So all I'm saying to the Mexican males out there, be careful, because it seems like when you just touch these bimbos, they kind of shit out a kid.
You know, I mean, you're just like, you just, you know, you do just the tip.
You know what I mean?
You just do one of those, just the tip.
You don't even put the whole thing in.
It's just like, just the tip.
You know, even then, nine months later, you know?
I'm just saying, I'm not being racist.
I'm just trying to give my Mexican brethren friends out there a heads up, especially the Mexican brothers out there.
Anyway, let me move on to another subject matter here.
Let's talk a little bit about this E. coli outbreak that, of course, has stricken Europe.
For all the folks that don't know, we've had this ridiculous E. coli outbreak that has killed over 50 people thus far out there in Europe for Christ's sake.
And of course, the Germans, speaking of Germans, they came out initially when these E. coli deaths started first popping up.
They started blaming the Spaniards.
They started saying that the Spaniards were the ones that were infecting everybody with E. coli with these cucumbers or something.
I don't know.
I don't know.
They were accusing the damn Spaniards of shoving them up their ass or something.
I don't know.
Anyway, when the Spaniards got a little pissed off, they started doing their own investigation and found out that it wasn't their products.
It wasn't the fact that the Spaniards were shoving cucumbers up their ass.
They found out that all this E. coli traced back to some organic farm.
That just goes to show you how pure organic is.
Traced back to an organic farm in the bean sprouts.
And guess where?
Germany.
That's right.
Germany.
So Germany is on the hook for all these lost wages that Spain and Italy took because of the Germans' accusations that the E. coli originated from their crops.
But the reason I'm bringing this up is because it you know people have been investigating this particular goddamn E. coli.
You know what I'm saying?
And they figured out that this E. coli actually not only came from Germany bean sprouts, but from an organic farm, but it was spawned from Egyptian seeds.
Oh, yeah, that's right.
Germany actually bought some Egyptian bean sprout seeds, grew them at this organic farm, and when they started selling them out to the general mass public, lo and behold, people started getting sick and dying.
So it kind of all makes sense now.
You know, it kind of, oh, oh, I get it.
Anyway, what do you mean no point?
There, of course, there's a point.
The point is that there were Egyptian seeds, for Christ's sake.
And once again, Germany's trying to pass the ball.
You know, they're trying to pass the ball that it was Egyptian seeds.
Osloga Schliegen slogan.
So, you know, once again, they're trying to blame somebody else.
Egyptian Seeds Mystery00:03:05
Anyway, I want to hear from you.
646-652-4869 is the number to call.
Let's take some more callers.
Hey, I think we got Goku on the hey, Goku, what's going on, man?
Good to hear from you.
Well, he might be away from the computer.
Anyway, who else we got?
323, what's up, man?
My little pony, my little pony.
Oh, and I want to give a shout out to all the bronies and a shout out to you, ghost, and a shout out to all capitalists.
Number one radio, baby.
Number one.
Don't you agree?
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Can we get a fail on this asset, please?
No, no, no.
The major fail.
Oh, Jesus.
Major freaking fail, for Christ's sake.
And did you hear the femininity on that voice for Christ?
Hey, can you talk again for us?
You got an old record.
You say the same thing every time.
Ghost the man they call host.
Like, what the hell, man?
Old record much, huh?
Hold on, hold on, hold on, wait, wait, wait, hold on.
I was saying, hold on.
I mean, I was calling you a fruit bowl, but now I'm sensing a twang.
I think it's time to play everybody's favorite game.
It's guess the minority.
I sense all twang there.
I don't know about you, but I sense it.
I hear it.
And it's everybody's favorite game.
Guess the minority.
I want to hear from you.
Go ahead and put your guesses on the screen right now.
Let's go ahead.
Anyway, are you there again, three, two, three?
What are you saying for yourself?
Love this game.
I always wanted to be a guest on it.
I never thought I would be a guest.
I'm surprised.
I'm guessing some kind of Latin descent.
Oh, no, that is wrong.
Oh, yeah, well, what are you?
Would you like to know?
You're lying!
You're Latin!
You're Latin!
I'll tell you right now, if you were anything else other than Latin, you'd say it right off the bat.
You'd say it right off the head.
You'd be proud about it.
But you didn't.
You're just sitting there thinking about it because you can't think on your toes.
All right?
I knew he was a Mexican.
I was a Mexican.
I knew it.
I knew it, for Christ's sake.
You know, speaking of Mexicans, you know, you got you got all them turning a little fruit bowl, too.
You notice that?
I remember when Mexicans, they used to actually come out with a couple of cool, you know, stereotypes, you know.
You know, they used to come out with a guy with the slick back hair.
They had the little flannel, the flannel shirt on with the one button on top button and all the other ones unbuttoned.
You know what I'm saying?
They used to wear the dicky pants and they used to iron them.
I mean, I don't understand, but they used to iron them and starch them up all the I mean, now, have you seen them now?
They're either fat balone Mexican.
You know, pelon means like bald.
That's what that's what they like.
Fat palone Mexicans.
Or they're fruit bowls.
You know, either one.
Communist Government China Threat00:10:32
It's one or the other.
You know what I mean?
I mean, completely, it's either you're a fat palone or you're a fruit bowl.
That's all there is to it.
And I guess you really can't blame these Mexicans turning one or the other because, I mean, the Mexican women, like I was saying earlier, they're pretty fertile, man.
You know what I mean?
I mean, you give these bitches just the tip.
And I'm telling you, they're impregnated, you know?
I mean, you're screwed, is what I'm saying.
You know, I'm just, I'm just saying, all right?
I'm just saying.
That's why you got a lot of these, you know, Mexican males out here, you know, taking up the pooper because they can't go out and score with these Mexican women anymore because they got about five kids and they're looking for daddy.
You know what I mean?
They're looking for somebody to, you know, come in and say, yeah, I take care of your kids, baby.
I take care of your kid.
I take you to shut up, all right?
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, let me move on to the next subject matter.
I want to talk a little bit about the communist government of China.
And the reason I am is because not only are the stupid, pasty, white-thighed asshole-living jerk dicks in Canada celebrating Canadia Day, but also we have these communists in China.
The communists in China are celebrating 90 years of communism in China.
Can you believe this?
1921 is when Mao Citong decided to start taking the 5,000-mile march.
And for all you folks that haven't studied Mao Cetong's 5,000-mile march, well, you know, maybe you should read about it a little bit.
And not only that, read about how he was in a convenient situation of having the Japanese fighting the nationalist government.
And all Mao had to do was just sit there and kill everybody, which was pretty much of an easy situation.
But anyway, the communist government of China celebrating 90 years of communism, even though the communist government themselves are not communists.
They're billionaire capitalists that are exploiting their people by manipulating them from birth into believing that they need to work for the people.
You need to work for the people and you do work for 15 cents an hour.
You got to do it for communism.
You know what?
Screw the communist government of China.
Do you understand what I'm saying?
These people are hypocrites.
They either need to start giving people political and economic freedoms or they just need to get the hell out of the way.
Do you understand what I'm saying, China?
Do you understand what I'm saying there, China?
I'm sick and tired of you celebrating that.
Oh, we are communists.
You're not communist, you idiots.
You're manipulating your people into enslaving themselves under the ideology of communism so that you can exploit their labor and become billionaires.
I've never heard of communist billionaires, but, you know, believe it or not, the second largest population of billionaires are in China.
And guess what?
The only way you can become a billionaire in China is if you are a part of the communist government.
Oh, isn't that great?
You're a part of the communist government.
You can go ahead and become a billionaire.
Everybody else that's a regular schmuck in this communist society, you're nothing.
You're stupid.
We're going to give you what we think that you're worth, and that's all there is to it.
You want to know why?
Because we're the communist bureaucratic government.
That's why.
Give me a freaking break.
90 years of common.
I spit on communist government in China.
I spit on 90 years of communism.
I spit on 90 years of communism.
What do you think about that?
Huh?
I take a dirty yellow bubbly piss on Mao Setong's grave site.
What do you think about that, huh?
Stupid piece of crap.
Let me tell you something right now, Mao Se Tongue.
If you were alive, you fat-bloated piece of garbage, I would blindfold your ass with dental floss and stake egg rolls in your ass until you were exploding with goddamn fortune cookies.
You stupid, dumb, ridiculous commie.
Anyway, folks, I'm sorry, folks.
I know I'm going off keester here, but I know I'm a little upset.
And I'm sorry, folks, but, you know, I'm passionate about these particular subject matters.
I don't know if you understand that I'm passionate about these things.
You know, while you idiots are passionate about, you know, putting your goddamn votes in for American Idol, while you're passionate about going out there and showing your energy for the latest jagoff, dancing around on dancing with the stars, I've got the passion right here for capitalism.
I've got passion right here for freedom.
Don't you understand that?
I want capitalists throughout the world.
I'm not going to stop until there's capitalism throughout the goddamn world.
And I don't want any of you scumbags to forget about it.
None of you scumbags forget about it.
It's time for capitalists to take our authority right now.
If we do not assert our authority, we're going to be overtaken by the masses that are doing nothing but mooching, that are doing nothing but turning perfectly good food into shit, that are participating in no type of contribution to civilization.
We're going to be succumbed to these stupid, ridiculous, disgusting heathens.
You understand?
This is the age of modernity.
We don't need to go back with primitive concepts of theocracy.
We don't need to go back with primitive concepts of political romanticism.
We don't need to go back with political, primitive philosophies like nationalism and culturalism.
We don't need these primitive concepts.
We're living in modernity.
We're living in modernity, you piece of crap.
I don't need these goddamn stupid primitive concepts anymore.
Anyway, folks, before we move on to anything any further, because blog talk radio is broadcasted in the communist government of China, it's broadcasted within the borders of China.
We are obligated to give a representative of the communist government time on this broadcast to do a rebuttal on any opposition that we have pretty much amplified on this broadcast.
We have to have a representative of the communist government of China come in here and give a rebuttal.
So without any further ado, folks, let me tell you, I'm sick of this bastard myself, for Christ's sake.
Not any further ado, Mr. Fortune Cookie, are you there, sir?
I'm going to follow me in China.
90 years, motherfucker.
90 years of communist government of China have been here, and we're not going nowhere, motherfucker.
We're not going nowhere, because we own America.
We own all of America debt, motherfucker, and there's nowhere for your motherfucker to go.
That's right.
So all you stupid motherfucker talking garbage about the communist government of China, we're going to find out who you are and we're going to stick a chopstick up your asshole.
Manifaka?
You come in here, talk garbage about communist government in China, we stick insu knife up your asshole.
90 years, motherfucker.
90 years of communism, and there's nothing you can do about it.
You American people have to sit there.
You have to take it right now.
And there's nothing you can do.
We're making a list, motherfucker.
We know who you are.
We're making a list of all the people you're here and through capitalist radio.
We're taking a list on all you, motherfucker.
We're doing a backwild check on everybody who listens to this show through capitalist radio.
We're taking a list on anybody who listened to the show through capitalist radio.
And you two ghost.
You there's a number, motherfucker.
Anyway, I have nothing else to say.
90 years of communism and all you motherfucker in America listening out there on the radio, that's nothing you can do about it.
You want to know why we do what we do?
You want to know why we do what we do, motherfucker?
We do it for German Man.
We do it for Sherman Man.
We do it for Chairman Man.
I have nothing else to say.
I am Mr. Fortune Cookie.
Thank you very much.
All right, get him off.
Get him off.
As you can see, you know, the communist government isn't really bashful, you know, about its position here.
Knowing that it's got all of our debt for Christ's sake, it's just unbelievably sick, is what I've got to say about it.
Casey Anthony Drama Feeder00:04:40
It's sick.
It's stupid.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, I'm going to take a real quick break and then after this break, we're going to, well, you know what?
Look on, let me get through the other subject matters and then we're going to take a break.
First of all, I want to go off in this Casey Anthony trial.
Get over it, you stupid, dumb drama whores that keep feeding this crap ratings.
All right?
You people are emotional pornographers.
Like what you are.
You're tragedy porn.
Jesus Christ, enough of the stupid Casey Anthony crap.
Enough of it.
It's stupid.
All right.
The stupid bimbo killed her kid.
She's got some nutty parents that are like, oh, I don't want my daughter to go into the death penalty.
I don't want to do it, so I'm going to get on the stand and be some incompetent, stupid, dumb perjury jerk.
Enough, all right, you drama whores, for Christ's sake.
Do you know that while you idiots are sitting here waxing your carrots to this Casey Anthony trial, right now, right goddamn now, especially in hot summer America, okay?
There are women purposely leaving their children in cars, okay?
And I know they try to say, oh, I forgot.
I forgot.
Bull crap.
All right?
There are women just kind of leaving their kids into these cars, letting them roast to death, letting them roast to death, and they're letting themselves go out freely.
No problem.
No questions asked.
All they have to do is just make some hysterics, make some emotional hysterics, and lo and behold, they'll say, oh, it was an accident.
She accidentally left her kid in 103-degree weather with the windows rolled up in the car.
Oh.
But I bet you that bitch didn't leave her purse in the car.
I bet you that bitch didn't leave her hairspray away from her hair.
I bet you that bitch didn't forget to do her nails.
But the kid, oh, I forgot.
So look, all you Casey Anthony, you know, emotional, you know, whore addicts, you know, literally kill yourselves.
Literally.
Everybody who's giving this Casey Anthony trial all these ratings, all you people that are giving that stupid, dumb bull haircut bitch, Nancy Grace, and all these other talking heads, you're giving them employment for this crap, all right?
All you people that are watching this, that are giving these people employment, kill yourself, please.
All right?
Stupid.
You people are stupid.
Casey Anthony Trough, for Christ's sake.
And one more thing.
Google, believe it or not, has been told by a San Francisco judge that, and I didn't realize that Google did this, but then again, you know, it's Google, so it's no surprise to me.
Google actually sniffs out open Wi-Fi connections.
Yeah, so let's say that, you know, you've got yourself a bar or you've got some kind of retail location and you give people and your customers free access to the internet, all right?
Free access to the internet via Wi-Fi.
Well, Google is actually sniffing out packets from open Wi-Fi networks to basically tap into what people are doing, what people are saying, what people are buying, what people are looking for.
I kid you not.
I kid you not.
And for all you folks that don't know what sniffing is, well, then obviously you're not a hacksoar.
You're probably one of these script kiddies that are used to using programs to hack, and you think that you're actually elite.
But believe it or not, I didn't realize that Google was participating in this, but they are actually sniffing out packets of information off of Wi-Fi networks across the world.
Across the freaking world, for Christ's sake.
Unfreaking believable.
Unfreaking believable.
Welcome to America, though.
We just have to get used to this.
And why not?
I mean, hey, this is America.
We just have to get used to it.
I mean, we've got losers in America.
I mean, have you been to the mall?
Have you been to the supermarket, for Christ's sake?
The sour scowls on these losers are abundant.
It seems like everybody's got some sob story, some sour scowl.
They're looking at you cross-eyed because you're getting steam T-bone steaks, sirloin steaks, for Christ's sake.
It's stupid.
Wake Up Losers in America00:15:42
But I tell you what, guess what today is.
All right, it's July 1st.
And guess what all these entitlement, unappreciative, fat, jelly-ass American jerk dicks are saying today?
Guess what they're saying?
Just take a guess.
Just take a guess what they're saying today.
I mean, take a goddamn guess.
I'll tell you what they're saying.
They're saying this.
And I want fight with one wise.
The first thing I'm smoking, joking, rolling nothing.
Never know the outfit again.
Gum, gum, we got the bustin'.
Rubbed.
Nothing more nice.
We hide up the back to where that night.
I get what my nigga, they give us up yo.
Double ass bigger, what you need.
We can't wait.
Yo, dick me for the green league.
Every life for the first to show but it lay low.
Because the four book feet where they roll up.
If you can't get away, but it's okay.
Yeah, yo, keep your bank roll.
We have it a bit of raisins or to stay high.
Niggas never leave with a time to climb.
I'm down for mine.
Climb after crime.
Finally, creep to the bag of smart and the girl on the grill.
If we got the blow up, you know what the first of them, my nigga, we killed for real.
Wake up, wake up, wake up, this wake up.
Wake up, get Wake up, wake up, wake up, let's wake up.
Wake up, get Wake up, wake up, wake up, let's wake up, wake up, get Wake up, wake up, wake up, this wake up, wake up, get Pick up, and I'm feeling my picture was already changed.
Instead of a runnin', go get them a dance.
Wanted to make sure no one touches my chance.
Nigga, that's the film, man.
We'll be right back.
Needed to get him up with a net dude.
And they catch that, man.
I gotta get checked.
Stay up there, holler.
Holler, they got much to offer.
Well, then we don't nine days.
I'm on the dark lock for some dollars.
Love in a bag of dope and a portal.
Most all of my niggas got the time.
We gonna roll it all up the coast.
And then they're reef for hydro.
They know to cut the fucking pump up.
Talk about the tango that well with a ground and label.
Want to do the valley in the mile.
I'm about to second the sun down on my swamp.
January, you're not a december.
I'm loving the bust of the money.
Wake up, get up, wake up, get up, wake up, wake up, get Wake up, wake up, wake up, this wake up.
Wake up, get Wake up, wake up, wake up, let's wake up, wake up, get Wake up, wake up, wake up, this wake up, wake up, get up, get up, get up, get up, gotta grind, gotta get mine and do that acclaim.
And I'm playing on the divine, gotta find them dubs.
Over that bullet, gotta do it though.
Clear niggas don't like that.
And selling them dumb is making that money.
Come back, niggas.
That fabric.
But I'm first in the bed.
See, niggas smoke bitch weed.
But I gotta tell you, gotta come up.
Spoon my rocks in the cup.
Wanna get high, nigga, plays that bug.
Never roll to the bag.
Got a bomb in the edit to the stag.
Gotta watch my back.
See, for niggas that tryna rob me.
But never know something no longer.
Don't make me beat these niggas up on me.
See, cause it's up to home god.
Get a couple of beers.
Smoke a lot of weed on no first.
Wake first.
Wake up, wake up, wake up, get wake up, get up, get up.
Waking up to the buzz up early in the morning.
Down that life wake bitch.
Thank you.
The buck was big.
And I'm coming with blackouts.
I'm blind of the sun.
Nigga, Jesus, put me down.
Oh, God, how was it when it first come around?
Now I'm begging this black and mine.
Nigga, the first gets celebrated.
Running to the block because I want to get faded.
Looking on while cause I'm needing me headbated.
Heavy up into the sky, just call me that post line, the nickels and dimes, the 20s and 50s, the first be the day for the domain, playing that go-kai, boo.
And I'm working late tonight.
And all the fakes be loving them.
Till they got some rocks full of them boxes come with the end.
I gotta get done.
First, gotta play the muffler.
You lie with the bustle.
Put where the custlers in the graveyard shift on the fire.
Wake up, get up, get up, get up, get up, wake You're listening to Ghost on True Capitalist Radio.
True Capitalist Radio.
Oh, yeah, I'm back, baby.
You understand what I'm saying?
There's a little bit of bone thugs in harmony, and that's what everybody's screaming right now in America because we're living in shitbag America.
And everybody right now is singing.
It's the first of the moon freaking welfare carols, for Christ's sake.
I mean, that's how, you know, bad America's gone for Christ's sake.
I mean, Jesus Christ.
But I'll tell you what I did get, you know, I've been sipping on cognac.
I'm feeling lavish.
I'm feeling a little great.
But, you know, what could I mean?
What could top off some nice alcohol besides some beer?
Beer!
As a matter of fact, let me go ahead and open up some beer right now.
And it's Bowler Friday.
It's Baller Friday, baby.
That's right.
Everybody, cheers right now.
Let me go ahead and take a chug of this beer.
As a matter of fact, I've got about four or five beers here on the table.
I hope I can chug them all before the damn broadcast is up because it's Baller Friday, baby.
Bowler Friday.
And not only that, we're about ready to go into Radio Graffiti right here, right now.
And for all you folks that don't know what Radio Graffiti, if you don't know what it is, well, by God, it's where you call in.
646-652-4869 is the number to call.
And I give you three to four seconds to say anything that you want on your mind.
It's as simple as that.
When I call your number or when I call your name, well, by God, don't just sit there like an imbecile.
Say something.
You got three to four seconds.
Don't just sit there and say nothing.
Don't just sit there and say nothing for Christ's sake.
Let me go ahead and take a swig of this beer here.
Caller Friday.
All right, let's start it right now.
Let's start from the bottom.
757 Radio Graffiti.
What's up, ghost?
Happy Baller Friday.
Hey, thanks a lot, man.
I appreciate it.
985, Radio Graffiti.
I think Michael Moore is way better than this.
Yeah, you're stumbling over your own tongue.
You don't even know what the hell to say.
817, Radio Graffiti.
So you're a melting pot of racism?
I'm a melting pot of friendship, asshole.
All right, once you take your head out of your clogged up shit funnel, and then maybe you understand that.
Area code 201 radio graffiti.
Bingo!
You know, Jesus Christ.
570, Radio Graffiti.
If you're not a racist, how come you're making fun of Mexicans?
And yeah, give you a break.
Get over it, all right?
Get over it.
Uh three one five radio graffiti.
Jesus.
480, radio graffiti.
Hey, Ghost, should I short JPM?
Oh, man, I don't know, man.
I don't like JPM at all, but you know, shorting, probably.
You know, I wouldn't necessarily go all in on it, but shorting sounds like a very highly probable financial instrument for the short term.
917, radio graffiti.
How's how last week?
How's the clan meeting?
Shut up, you half a tard, for Christ's sake.
Can't even talk.
775, radio graffiti.
Hello, it's Mr. Kraut again.
I just thought I'd let you know.
Hi, Gen Schnagging.
Shut up, you stupid kraut.
661, radio graffiti.
You ever have sex with a dolphin?
It's fucking great.
Yeah, I bet you like a freshly waxed blowhole, you sick silly bastard.
817, radio graffiti.
Hello, this is Ghost.
Jesus Christ, you're too fruity to be even talking on this broadcast.
404, radio graffiti.
D-Net Bruin eats in the floor.
All right.
571, Radio Graffiti.
Baller Friday?
Baller Friday.
Yeah, Baller Friday.
702, Radio Graffiti.
Hey, Ghost.
I just performed a self-circumcision, and I was wondering how to stop the bleeding.
No, you're a sick son of a bitch.
435, radio graffiti.
Yeah, maybe y'all shouldn't be circle jerking laughing.
626, radio graffiti.
Jesus Christ.
619, radio graffiti.
Who is that?
Ray Mysterio Jr. or shit?
712, radio graffiti.
It's pronounced Canada, not Canadian.
You know what?
Who gives a crap?
Who gives a crap?
All right.
I don't care about you idiots from Canadia.
All right, so who gives a crap?
Stupid idiot.
Stop tickling your asses with maple leaves.
803, radio graffiti.
Jesus Christ.
516, radio graffiti.
Sounds like Goose from Goose Clues.
Stupid idiot.
Blues Clues, are you serious?
I mean, did you actually make a quote for Blues Clues?
I mean, even the schmuck that, you know, actually was the main character had to give up midway through its success because he couldn't believe that kids were watching this crap.
Jesus Christ.
513, radio graffiti.
Yeah, kid.
Hell, yeah.
Stupid idiot.
949, Radio Graffiti. 224, Radio Graffiti.
Fivo O'Felm Biladen.
You stupid little son of a bitch.
906, radio graffiti.
It's your friend making a bus.
What's on there?
Ghost my headphones.
Idiot.
Radio Graffiti.
Let me see.
Benedict Rocksvag, radio graffiti.
Jesus Christ.
What is this?
A couple of kids, for Christ's sake.
The Taft Master, Radio Graffiti.
Hey, Ghost.
Just wondering if you had any advice on stopping my friend Chuggo from being such a fucking communist?
Uh, well, you know, i if he just can't stop voluntarily, maybe he needs to, I don't know, overdose on uh, you know, some highly toxic pills or something.
417, radio graffiti.
Shove that song up your ass, all right?
Seriously, I don't have time for that.
It's Baller Friday, all right?
Baller Friday, it's the last thing I want to hear.
Shove it up your ass, all right?
323, Radio Graffiti.
For sure.
540, radio graffiti.
Alex Jones calls.
He wants his braces on back.
Shove it up, fucking Alex Jones.
Screw Alex Jones.
412, radio graffiti.
You're a fat fuck.
Yeah, so is your mother's ass cheek.
858, radio graffiti.
Hey, ghost, don't you think that kid sounded hot?
You sick son of a bitch.
Let me tell you something.
Some of you sick sadistic mooses out there are disgusting.
You're disgusting out there.
You know what I'm saying?
I mean, do you idiots even have a soul for Christ's sake?
Sick son of a bitch.
337, radio graffiti.
Ghost, don't think I forgot about that racial comment you said to me last week.
What?
What racial comment?
Oh, don't act like you don't remember.
What racial comment?
Well, you said it.
Why don't you say what I said?
You said, what was that you said?
You said the difference between me and a bucket of chicken is that a bucket of chicken can feed a family of four?
What did you mean by that?
Well, look, I mean, you know, I'm just, you were saying that you were collecting entitlements.
You were saying that you were on welfare or whatever.
And I'm just saying that, you know, the only difference between you and, you know, I don't think I said a bucket of chicken, but even if I did say it, I would say something like, just for the sake of argument, let's just say a pepperoni pizza, a cheeseburger.
You know, the only difference between you and that is that that food can actually feed a family of four, and the only thing you can do is just sit back and be like, man, my kids, baby.
You're not understanding, baby.
My kids.
You know what I'm saying?
What you said to me was the perfect example of why you're a racist ghost.
I know it hasn't been a while since I called you racist, but this is the perfect example why.
Why?
Why am I a racist?
Okay, two reasons.
You're implying that all black people love fried chicken, and two, you're implying that's a rich race.
I'm not implying nothing of that nature.
No, no, no.
All right?
No.
That's not what I'm implying, all right?
I mean, you know, I know black people who like buckets of ribs, you know?
I mean, you know, I know black people who like buckets of chitlins.
So, I mean, you know, I don't know what you're talking about that.
I'm just assuming that black people just like chicken or something.
I don't know what the hell you're talking about.
You see how racy you're still being?
I mean, you haven't changed a bit, ghost.
What are you talking about?
How am I being racist?
Explain to me.
Explain to me in extensive detail.
Minus the ubonics.
I'll just explain it to you.
You mentioned fried chicken, and you mentioned that I can't feed a family of four.
That implies that I don't have a job.
Well, do you have a job?
Yes, I have a job.
Well, what industry do you work in then?
What industry do you work in?
I'm an IT.
You're an IT?
Yes, I'm an IT.
So were you that guy on ITT Tech was like, yeah, I went back to school for my kids, baby, and now I'm I'm a server administrator at Joe Bob's barbecue.
What?
See how you're talking?
You see how you're talking?
Racist Roller Coaster Ride00:15:13
Why are you talking to me that way?
Why can't you just talk to me regular ghosts?
Because you're accusing me of being an NWO show.
You're accusing me of being a goddamn racist.
For Christ's sake, I've got to take that kind of personal.
All right?
I take that a little bit personally, for Christ's sake.
Why do you have the NWO theme music in your intro?
What are you talking about?
I got a whole bunch of music in the intro.
All right?
What are you talking about?
Well, you have it in your intro.
I mean, why don't you take it out if you're not an NWO show?
I didn't make the intro, all right?
I purchased that intro from some professional, for Christ's sake.
They threw it in there, all right?
Oh, you NWO show buddies?
They made it for you.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Here's the sky ghost again.
Why are you doing this?
I mean, well, why do you, you dumbass alternative media jerk dicks do this?
It's because you have no life and you need something to keep the conversation going.
Am I correct?
What are you talking about?
Alex Jones exposed you.
I showed everybody the link.
It's at InfoWars.com.
Go to prisonplanet.com, join the forms.
They expose you, ghosts, okay?
No, they don't expose it.
Get this brother man off the game.
Get him off.
Get this idiot off for Christ's sake.
I'm going to sit over here and let this idiot sit over here, make me look like a jag off, trying to say that I'm racist for Christ's sake.
I'm not racist, all right?
I'm a melting pot of friendship.
I'm a nice guy.
God damn it, I hate when you idiots call me a racist for Christ's sake.
I mean, it hurts me right freaking ear in the heart.
Hurts me right in the goddamn heart.
Jesus Christ, let me take a drink of this beer.
646-652-4869.
We're supposed to be going through radio graffiti, but then this asshole had to call up.
And, you know, you know how these people are.
They're trying to push my buttons for Christ's sake.
You know what I'm saying?
I mean, we're lucky we're not in the damn barroom because I'd be kicking some ass right now and taking names.
I mean, I've already told all of you people.
I've already told all you.
It ain't nothing for me to whoop a man's ass.
And you people need to spread that around the internets.
All right?
It ain't nothing for me to whoop a man's ass.
Let me go ahead and take another chug of this beer here.
Let me take a step back.
Let me take a step back and let me take some Skype callers.
How about that?
I'll take some Skype callers.
Maybe they're a little better, all right?
Jesus Christ.
I'm jaded, man.
I'm jaded.
I'm sick.
I mean, you're listening to the calls.
I'm jaded for Christ's sake.
I mean, I'm depressed.
I try to come here and give three hours of my life of capitalist fervor up in here, and this is what I get.
Poco Kitty, radio graffiti.
We're more like a professional alcoholic.
All right, shut up.
All right.
Lucy, Tori Torzer, Radio Graffiti.
Shut up, you stupid, dumb fish and chips, gurgling piece of garbage.
Jerry Mustard, radio graffiti.
Call a Friday bingo, baby.
I won.
Why do I win?
This goddamn stupid, dumb idiot.
Arab immigrant asshole.
God damn it.
Go find the country.
Pivot divot, Radio Graffiti.
Goffy Pokemon furry.
There's some more goofy bone hate there.
Who else we got going on?
478, Radio Graffiti.
Yeah, baby, want to give you a fucking shout out.
Everybody trying to feed their kids.
Red meat and similar, baby.
Shut up.
Get that idiot off.
Get him off.
God damn it, engineer.
I thought you phased that idiot out.
I thought you stopped taking calls from that idiot.
What the hell's your problem?
The girl, graffiti, girl, I don't want to hear from that idiot.
Every time he calls, all he does is runs it into the faces of capitalists throughout the world that he's collecting all these government entitlements, all right?
And capitalists do not want to hear.
Capitalists do not want to hear, okay?
Scumbags talking garbage that they're collecting.
First of the month.
Do you understand that, engineer?
God damn it.
The third time we'll do it.
Jesus Christ, my heart's pumping like a rabbit.
724, Radio Graffiti.
Oh, hey, ghosts, me again.
I just want to let you know you're in denial about being erased.
Shout out to 32.
Shut up.
323, Radio Graffiti.
You know, you're taking too long.
Radio Graffini, 2-6, Radio Graffini.
Is May of A Sam Student?
Jesus Christ.
Vince, Radio Graffiti.
Hey, love you, ghost.
Unfortunately, it's really sad to see your show sort of devolve into this cancerous growth on the ass of the internet, bro.
Happy Baller Friday, though.
I hope you're going to have a great 4th.
Do you have any plans?
Well, I'm thinking about possibly doing another weekend situation out there at the coastal property that I've got there, Vince.
But hey, you know, this is the unfortunate reality of the internet.
We've got ourselves a bunch of, you know, internet butt stalkers that want to call me up and talk a bunch of garbage.
They think it's real cute to sputter out sentence fragments and think it's a big freaking joke.
They think it's a big freaking deal.
And it's stupid.
One more time, I want to say cheers to all that belong to the capitalist army.
All right, www.capitalistarmy.com.
All right, it's the only social network for capitalists throughout the world.
www.capitalistarmy.com.
And of course, folks, send me a tweet.
Ghost Politics is the name to follow and send a tweet.
As a matter of fact, do we got any goddamn retweets for Christ's sake?
All right, well, let me see who we got here.
We got a couple of them.
We've got Ben Botton.
We've got Electric Fed Street.
What's going on, man?
Let's see.
Who else we got?
We got Red Plumo.
We got CRN New.
What's going on, man?
Booty and Pollyan, okay?
We got Sizable Scrotum.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
We got What is OP?
We got Cattle or excuse me.
We got Cal ID 93.
What's going on, man?
We got the Taft Master.
All right.
We've got Irish Capitalist in the house.
What's going on?
See who else we got going on.
We got a lot of people retweeting and tweeting.
We've got Tender Nips.
Are you kidding me, you sick son of a bitch?
Philip McChuff.
Okay, that's about enough.
These geese guys are getting just go on with radio graffiti for Christ's sake.
Next thing you know, we're gonna have names like flaming nipple chops, you know, and stuff like that.
That's the last thing you need to see.
Anyway, 972, radio graffiti.
Ghost Goopy Bones of Vita.
Oh, man.
408, Radio Graffiti.
Yeah, man, nobody there.
Let's see who else we got.
We got 201, Radio Graffiti.
And you're laughing at it, too.
You're not even saying anything.
You're hitting the phone on your NADs and you're laughing.
That's great.
Yeah, original.
817, Radio Graffiti.
Hello.
I would like to ask if you are a nothing public race.
Shut up.
858, Radio Graffiti.
You're racist.
Yeah, how original, all right?
I'm a melting pot of friendship, you assholes.
Stupid idiot.
I'm not letting you idiots ruin my Baller Friday.
Y'all ruined the last couple of my Baller Fridays.
I'm not letting y'all do it.
All right?
213, Radio Graffiti.
Shout out to my friend, Brandon Shannon, Temple City.
Okay, you're giving shout-outs here.
We got Terrence, Radio Graffiti.
Hey, Ghost, thanks for the shout out on Twitter.
It made my day a lot better.
And also, happy Baller Friday.
Hey, thanks a lot, man.
Appreciate it.
Liquid Shadow.
Wait, Radio Graffiti.
Me to LoP.
Jesus Christ.
317, Radio Graffiti.
What is a melting pot?
Well, you don't know what a melting pot is.
Obviously, you got some freaking problems.
609, Radio Graffiti.
Ghost, I'm not going to stop calling until you tell me why you called the Crisis Hotline.
We need to know, and I'm going to keep calling you.
Shut up, all right?
Shut up.
917, Radio Graffiti.
Idiot.
516, Radio Graffiti.
I'm tired of these motherfucking communists in this motherfucking nation.
408, Radio Graffiti.
Fuck Alex Jones.
Fuck Howard Stern.
Fuck Joe Jackie, because he's a cut.
And fuck Debbie Daly.
I'm a good fan.
Baller Friday, ghost.
Hell yeah, Baller Friday.
201 Radio Graffiti, 443 Radio Graffiti.
817, Radio Graffiti.
Um, yes, is this Ghost?
Um, yeah, it is.
Stupid, fruity bastard.
513, Radio Graffiti.
Jesus Christ.
513, Radio Graffiti.
You are a capitalist racist.
Stupid, silly bastard.
I mean, you know, you idiots are really pissing me off.
You know that?
I mean, first and foremost, I'm a capitalist, alright?
I deserve the respect accorded that title.
And secondly, I'm not a racist, all right?
I happen to have a whole bunch of friends that happen to be black.
I happen to have a whole bunch of friends that happen to be Mexican.
I happen to have a whole bunch of friends that happen to be Oriental.
All right, so don't sit here and give me this garbage, all right?
It's enough.
A couple more calls.
718, Radio Graffiti.
Taking too long.
435, Radio Graffiti.
Guess what?
I'm on a racist roller coaster, and you're in it.
Shut up.
406, Radio Graffiti.
Ghost, when you get a man up at 55, you lizard pussy.
Oh, yeah, once you come on down here to Austin, Texas, I'll be more than happy to stomp a mud hole in your ass, kick it dry, and then take a dirty diarrhea shitting it.
And all you can do is look back at me with a brown smile about it there, you little pussy-whipped-ass bastard.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, we've got about a minute left in the broadcast, okay, folks?
Now, of course, I'm going to extend the broadcast a little bit, folks.
I mean, that's what I do.
So everybody has a reason to tune into the podcast.
So I'm going to extend the broadcast maybe another 20, 30 minutes, all right, possibly.
The only way that you're going to be able to hear it is if you actually call into the show.
All right, we're going to end the broadcast.
It's going to stop streaming live here in about one minute.
All right?
So call 646-652-4869 is the number to call here.
All right.
We're going to continue the show for podcast purposes.
All right?
So if you want to continue on with post-podcast radio graffiti, 646-652-4869 is the number to call.
All right.
Once again, folks, please follow me on Twitter.
Ghost Politics is the name to follow.
All right.
All one word.
No underscores.
All right.
Send me a tweet for Christ's sake.
I don't know if I'm going to be broadcasting on July 4th.
I don't know yet, so that's why I need some people to, you know, send me a tweet.
Let me know.
Get me motivated for Christ's sake, man.
I mean, if I'm going to do a broadcast, that means I'm going to have to be away from my family.
So by God, send me a tweet.
Ghost Politics.
Let me know what's going on for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ.
646-652-4869.
We're about to end the broadcast here in about 43 seconds.
I want to say thank you for everybody tuning in with me.
Once again, I said that I will show myself off to the world.
I will show myself off to the world if we get 150,000 live listeners in one broadcast.
It's not that hard.
We've already had 15,000 live listeners, baby.
So spread it around.
Spread it around like wildfire.
Let everybody know about the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
And let them know where to listen to it live.
Let them know where to listen to it in the podcast.
All right?
And for all you idiots getting those YouTube videos about me, stop.
Stop the YouTube videos.
Stop the goddamn soundboards.
Stop them now.
Stop making me look like a goddamn Jagov.
Jesus Christ.
Are we off the air?
All right.
All right.
We're off the air.
I'm sorry, folks.
I'm so sorry, for Christ's sake, that, you know, I'm going off Keister here.
But Jesus Christ.
Oh, man.
My heart's pumping like a rabbit for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ.
Hold on.
Let me go ahead and type in some things here.
Of course, folks, for all the folks that don't have your fix of True Capitalist Radio, well, by God, go to the official website of all the goddamn podcasts I've ever done in my goddamn broadcasting career.
Radio Graffiti Sign Off00:14:28
All right?
Right here, blogtalkradio.com/slash ghost.
All right?
BlogtalkRadio.com/slash ghost.
All right?
Check it.
All right?
All right.
Let me see.
Do we got some tweets here?
We've got a couple of tweets going on.
Katie Banana, what's going on?
Who else we got?
We got Dew Scar.
What's going on?
Flaming nipple child.
How convenient.
How convenient some asshole actually got flaming nipple chops.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, let me move on.
People are still.
Poco Hamster, Niagara Roll.
What's going on in Niagara Roll?
TF Hurricane.
What's going on, man?
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, folks, we're still broadcasting.
This is the podcast edition for all the folks that, you know, they just got finished tuning in live to the broadcast.
We're going to take a couple more Radio Graffiti's calls and hopefully they're worth the crap.
All right.
Let's keep taking them.
All right.
Notice 96, Radio Graffiti.
Now, you're just sitting there.
417, Radio Graffiti.
I can't wait till Beba the Love Sponge gets sick of your shit and beats the fuck.
Shut up, you idiot.
480, Radio Graffiti.
Yeah, ghost Patron or Cabo Wabo.
Oh, man.
I don't know, man.
I'm thinking Cabo Wabo because, you know, it's not as commercial.
You know, now that Patron has become commercial, it's pretty sick, you know.
Who else we got?
We got 111, Radio Graffiti.
How many 10 hands do you have?
Now, shut up, you fruit bowl.
201, radio graffiti.
Yeah, you're just sitting there for Christ's sake.
276, radio graffiti.
Hey, ghost.
Shut up!
Yeah, come over here and say it to my face there, boy.
609, radio graffiti.
Ghost ghost, stop mixing Xana said alcohol.
It's really bad for you, men.
Shut up.
619, what's up, Radio Graffiti?
Yeah, shut up, Greg Luganus.
516, Radio Graffiti.
Would you like to shut Taku's legs off your ass?
Shut up, you stupid moron.
512, radio graffiti.
Accidentally, your wife's pussy.
Now you might be having my bastard kid.
No, that fruit voice.
478, radio graffiti.
You're taking too long.
702, radio graffiti.
You know, your gay music sounds awful like it could be a capitalist thing.
513, radio graffiti.
Oh, my God, ghost.
I'll have your penis in my asshole.
You sound like it, too.
858, radio graffiti.
Hi, ghost.
Jesus Christ.
508, radio graffiti.
When I look at O'Brien, the sun was going down.
Tell me.
Jesus Christ, shut up.
435, radio graffiti.
You're a racist, also blowing.
Shut up, you stupid, snot-nosed little brat.
646, radio graffiti.
Hey, ghost, can I milk your milk, Gary?
Oh, Jesus.
315, radio graffiti.
Ghost, my talk is hard for you.
Yeah, you sick son of a bitch.
408 or 480.
Excuse me, radio graffiti.
Sarah Palin saves the Conservative Party.
Oh, yeah, right.
Shut up your ass with that crap.
All right?
Sarah Palin destroyed.
Destroyed the conservative movement.
That is why I am no longer a goddamn conservative.
So don't sit here and give me that crap.
Stupid assholes.
Poco Kitty, radio graffiti.
Connoisseur.
More like a professional alcoholic.
Oh, yeah, right.
Shut up, your ass.
All right.
I'm a connoisseur, asshole.
All right, there's a big difference.
Let me go ahead and take another chug.
So, all you idiots that can realize and get through your goddamn thick skulls that I'm a connoisseur, all right?
I'm not a goddamn alcoholic.
An alcoholic gets drunk on some dumbass garbage like it's going out of style for Christ's sake.
I mean, I am drinking a new drink every single time I'm coming up on here and doing some boozing.
You know it, and I know it for Christ's sake, because I'm living lavish, baby.
That's what I do, that's what motivates me, baby.
Living lavish.
I don't know about you, but it motivates me.
Good stuff, good stuff.
Anyway, let me go ahead and let everybody know one more time, folks.
The capitalist army is looking for a few good men and women, all right?
A few good men and women that are capitalists and they want to exchange capitalist ideas, that want to get rich, live lavish.
We're calling on you, www.capitalistarmy.com.
Let's go back to Radio Graffiti here.
Of course, this is after hours, folks.
This is after the three-hour live event.
We are not being broadcasted live.
The only people that are able to listen to me live are the ones that have actually called 646-652-4869.
864, Radio Graffiti.
Hey, I'd like to give a shout out to the Flood, I'm a Flying Goldfish, and Flora Shy.
540, Radio Graffiti.
Call Marxist Right.
Stupid idiot.
425, Radio Graffiti.
801, Radio Graffiti.
Yo, I just want to say good showouts, Jones, and I love how racist you are.
You stupid idiot.
I'm not Alex Jones.
918, Radio Graffiti.
Uh, hey, uh, do you think someone can explode twice?
Stupid idiot.
952, radio graffiti.
Just listening.
Okay.
Who else we got going on over here?
MWM, Radio Graffiti.
Hey, I hope your first sports work tarded, you stupid racist bitch.
Well, it's too late.
I've already got First Morning Son, and he's a pretty successful capitalist.
775, Radio Graffiti.
Well, Ghost, I'd like you to stack time broadband in my Sauerkraut.
Yeah, shut up, you silly, fuzzy little foreigner.
Dragon, Radio Graffiti.
Is that you?
Yes.
Sup?
Fruit Bowls.
906, Radio Graffiti.
Oh, my God.
Is this Alex Jones?
Here we go again with this crap for Christ's sake.
571, Radio Graffiti.
Boulder Friday, first of the month, different names, same holiday.
Shut up, you stupid silly bastard.
Are you kidding me?
It's not the same holiday, oh crap, for Christ's sake.
Bowler Friday is for those of us that are hard working.
That are out there making our own money for Christ's sake.
You understand what I'm saying?
They're out there living lavish out of their own accord and not mooching off the government, you stupid, sorry sack of crap.
Get it through your goddamn head.
J-Mac, Radio Graffiti.
Hi, come back.
Why are you so racist?
Shut up, you stupid, dumb, fuzzy little foreigner.
Nick Clark, Radio Graffiti.
If your tail gets cut off, does it grow back eventually?
Stupid idiot.
Sinbus, radio graffiti.
Obama going to implement Sharia law.
Obama.
Shut up.
Andreas Linder.
Hey, you host the best feminist raid on the Block Tale Radio.
Learn how to speak English, asshole.
Renegade Master, Radio Graffiti.
If you show not racist, why all the racist jokes?
Get a better internet connection, you net zero heaven prick.
315, Radio Graffiti.
Oh, yeah, it does!
Jesus Christ.
Dunlop, Radio Graffiti.
If you want to be my lover, you got to get this hand.
Freaking spice, girls.
Are you kidding me for Christ's sake?
I mean, what is this, 1996, 97?
Jesus Christ.
Synonymous radio graffiti.
Shut up.
All right, here's my kids, Radio Graffiti.
Shut up.
Hey, Taseki, what's up?
Radio Graffiti.
Hello, guys.
Goofy Bone is an admitted paedophile and failure at life.
Thank you, sir.
Oh, man, that's rough.
408, Radio Graffiti.
I'm not even going to waste my time on that little British prick.
Ghost, have a good weekend.
Be safe.
And happy Boller Friday, ghosts.
Hell yeah, man.
Happy Baller Friday.
All right.
And let me tell you something, folks.
Let me take a chug of this beer really quick.
One more beer.
How about that?
I'm all over that, baby.
Oh!
Oh, yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
Anyway, folks, what I'd like for everybody to please do is spread the word about the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
All right, I mean, I cannot underscore that anymore.
Remember that this is pure digital culture, baby.
You know, there ain't no advertisement going on over here.
We're not out here trying to plug this crap.
This is pure organic radio via the fiber optically connected world that we call the internet.
And I want to thank everybody who tunes in with me.
Let me tell you, you know, what I need some help on, and believe it or not, I'm going to be tweeting this weekend.
I'm going to need some help getting some guests.
You know, I mean, wouldn't it be cool to be interviewing some goddamn guests on this broadcast?
The problem is they're too chicken shit.
They're too chicken shit to come up on here for Christ's sake.
I mean, they're afraid that I'll make them look lower than a goddamn mini-me's nutsack, for Christ's sake.
You understand what I'm saying?
I mean, you know, I'm a fairly decent interviewer.
I mean, we interviewed Mike Vallely, or Mike Valali, excuse me, the infamous skateboarder, actor, you know, lead singer to Revolution Mother.
We interviewed him, gave him a great interview.
As a matter of fact, the guy didn't even want to, he didn't even want to get off the phone, man.
The guy was having a good time.
You know what I mean?
I mean, straight up.
I mean, you know, cheers to Mike Valally for Christ's sake.
But, you know, we need some help.
Moreover, moreover, all the members of the True Capitalist Army, of course, that's located at www.capitalistarmy.com.
All right?
I am going to be giving out cash.
Believe it or not, I'm going to start it.
I'm going to start it this month.
I'm going to start giving out cash.
And what I'm going to do is I'm going to give $100.
I'm going to give out $100 to anybody that can make a badass blog.
Now, the only way that you can win this capital is if you're contributing to the Capitalist Army website, whether it's forum posts, whether it's blog posts, whether it's video posts, whatever the case might be, because we need more capitalist ideology being promoted via the internet.
Do you understand what I'm saying?
I am not joking.
All right?
This is not a joke.
If you're listening in, if you're a part of the capitalist army, write a good blog about capitalism.
Write a good blog against communism.
You understand?
And that's what I'm calling on.
I'm calling on all of you.
Anyway, let me take another chug here.
Take another chug of this beer here.
We'll take a couple more calls.
209, Radio Graffiti.
Fucking old sorry.
Shut this.
Get it off.
Get that crap out of there.
We don't want to hear that crap.
817, radio graffiti.
I would like to know.
You're too fruity to be here.
Daniel Wine, Radio Graffiti.
Taking too long.
786, Radio Graffiti.
Stupid moron.
111, Radio Graffiti.
Jesus Christ.
El Foxo Loco, Radio Graffiti.
Jesus Christ.
914, Radio Graffiti.
Now, you people are idiots.
You know that?
111, radio graffiti.
Ghost?
Ghost are done tired and get a job at the Walmart.
Jesus Christ.
786 Radio Graffiti.
Blake Earhart, Radio Graffiti.
Is it working?
I'd just like to say that you suck terribly.
Yeah, well, you sound like you swallow.
Jesus Christ.
I mean, with that Fruit Bowl voice, sounds like you're doing some kind of Rod Stewart type of swallowing.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Become a Goddamn Capitalist00:04:07
Anyway, folks, I think that's about it for me, folks.
It's Baller Friday.
I'm going to 6th Street, baby.
And Lika, out here in Austin, Texas, they actually close off the whole street of 6th Street so everybody can kind of go in the middle of the street.
Everybody's a half a drunkard.
I mean, when the last call for alcohol happens, I'm telling you, you know, you've got to be a damn fool if you can't get some stumbling, mumbling broad to take you to her goddamn apartment somewhere out here on 6th Street.
I kid you not, baby.
I kid you not.
That's just the way it is.
That's how you live lavish, baby.
It's how you live lavish.
Look at it.
Let me take a drink of this.
Once again, if you haven't had your fix of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast, www.blogtalkradio.com slash ghost.
All right, follow me on Twitter.
Ghost Politics is the name to follow.
All right?
And moreover, everybody who's out there who's listening throughout the world who's a true capitalist, we want you to be a part of the capitalist army.
So www.capitalistarmy.com is the address to go to to become a part of the capitalist army.
All right?
I want to say cheers.
All right?
Cheers to everybody out there who's listening in.
I want to thank you very much.
It's been a great Baller Friday.
Not only has it been a great Baller Friday because a lot of the trolls got their ass smacked down by yours truly, but I've been making some serious goddamn capital.
I mean, when everybody was running scared a couple of weeks ago out of the market, everybody was selling off.
I was out here bottom feeding, baby.
I was out here bottom feeding, getting some capital, making some cake for Christ's sake, and now I'm just, man, I'm living lavish, baby.
I'm saying, summer dream makes me feel fine.
Moving in the dead of mine.
Yeah.
Let me take another chug, for Christ's sake.
Anyway, folks, I'm getting the hell out of here.
I broadcast every Monday through Friday, 4 to 7 p.m. Central Standard U.S. Time.
So make sure to mark it on your calendars and let everybody know that we're in affected in the house.
I hope that everybody's having a good and safe weekend.
Have a happy Baller Friday.
If you ain't doing nothing this weekend, well, get up off your fat jelly ass and do something.
All right?
I mean, even if you only got about 20 bucks in your pocket, go to your nearest bar and just kind of hang around.
Even if your baby's sitting a beer, do something.
Don't just sit in your fat ass in the four walls you call room and expect that you're going to get your wiener whacked or have any kind of goddamn life good time.
All right?
It's time for you to go out there and become a goddamn capitalist.
It's time for you to live lavish.
Remember, the future belongs to no one, so live it up now, baby.
All right?
I want to say I'm out of here.
I'll be here Monday.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Whoa, I don't know if I'm going to be here Monday.
It's 4th of July Monday.
But if you send me a tweet, Ghost Politics, I'll consider coming up here, man.
You know what I'm saying?
I mean, show me some love, man.
You know what I'm saying?
Represent, baby.
And we'll see if we do a show here on July 4th, which is this Monday, all right?
All right, I'm out of here.
I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
Give me capitalism or give me death.
I'm out of here.
Thank you, everybody, for listening.
You've been listening to True Capitalist Radio.
The thoughts, views, ideas, comments, and opinions of the host of this show are absolutely his.
Catch more live episodes Monday through Friday from 3.30 to 6.30 Central.
Or check out archive shows at BlogtalkRadio.com.
True Capitalist Radio.
That's it.
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