True Capitalist Radio - June 24th, 2011 True Capitalist Radio Hosted By Ghost EP 116
Aired: 2011-06-24
Duration: 03:01:55


=== Commodities Market Crisis (15:10) ===

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[00:00:50]  I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
[00:00:55]  The badass of business.
[00:00:57]  Give him capitalism or give him death.
[00:00:59]  That's it.
[00:01:00]  Period.
[00:01:01]  Broadcasting from his skylight office studios in beautiful downtown Austin, Texas.
[00:01:06]  You sound fruitier than a box of fruit loops, for Christ's sake.
[00:01:09]  And now, he'll take it from here.
[00:01:11]  Your host, the prognosticator of prognosticators, the man they call...
[00:01:16]  Go Me.
[00:01:30]  Yes!
[00:01:33]  What's going on, folks?
[00:01:35]  And thank you for tuning in with me to another edition of True Capitalist Radio.
[00:01:42]  And of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
[00:01:46]  And once again, folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
[00:01:49]  This is episode number 116.
[00:01:52]  It's Bowler Friday.
[00:01:54]  And we're doing something a little bit different today.
[00:01:57]  I know that folks that are listening into the live broadcast are expecting the live chat at this point in time.
[00:02:03]  But we are going to open up the live chat here in about 20 seconds so that everybody who's listening out there, because believe it or not, we had 15,000 live listeners yesterday.
[00:02:14]  And a lot of those folks sent me some tweets, sent me some emails on the capitalist army, so on and so forth, saying they couldn't even get in the damn chat room.
[00:02:23]  So I want to give everybody an opportunity to do so.
[00:02:27]  So lo and behold, folks, if you're listening in, I don't know what it takes.
[00:02:31]  I don't know if you have to refresh the browser.
[00:02:33]  I don't know if you have to re-log in.
[00:02:35]  I don't know what it is.
[00:02:36]  But I am launching the chat room, the True Capitalist Radio chat room.
[00:02:40]  And you can get there, folks, at blogtalkradio.com/slash ghost.
[00:02:45]  And I'm launching it right now.
[00:02:50]  That's right.
[00:02:50]  Let me open it up.
[00:02:51]  You open it up, Engineer.
[00:02:52]  Come on.
[00:02:53]  That's Jack the Council again.
[00:02:56]  Well, come on, let's open it up.
[00:02:57]  I want to see how many people are going to come in here and listen to the True Capitalist Radio broadcast with me.
[00:03:02]  All right.
[00:03:03]  We got people already coming in.
[00:03:05]  Once again, the chat room is open.
[00:03:07]  There's a 500 user limit.
[00:03:09]  I was unaware of this.
[00:03:12]  But we do have a 500 user limit.
[00:03:14]  So right now, get in while you can, if you will.
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[00:03:30]  And let everybody know that True Capitalist Radio is in effect and in the house, folks.
[00:03:35]  And once again, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
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[00:03:47]  All right, Ghost Politics is the name to follow, all right?
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[00:03:58]  Hey, and congratulations.
[00:04:00]  Congratulations to all the people that are making it into the door here in the True Capitalist Radio Chat Room.
[00:04:06]  What's going on?
[00:04:07]  I want to say what's going on to all the people that are out there listening to Internet land.
[00:04:11]  But before we get into anything else, let's get to the markets because I know everybody's a little concerned about that.
[00:04:16]  We saw some negative numbers in the markets today.
[00:04:20]  But even though we saw some negative numbers, I'm not worried about it.
[00:04:23]  This is a helter-skelter market.
[00:04:25]  The investors out here in the investment community have no balls.
[00:04:29]  They're ballless.
[00:04:30]  You know what I mean?
[00:04:31]  Completely ballless.
[00:04:33]  And as you can see, nothing has any kind of fundamental investment ideology backing it up.
[00:04:41]  Everything is down today, folks.
[00:04:42]  I mean, you would think equities are down, commodities would be up.
[00:04:46]  If commodities are down, equities would be up.
[00:04:48]  And if both of these things are down, you would think that the securities, the bonds would be up.
[00:04:54]  But they're at all-time lows, for Christ's sake.
[00:04:57]  A 10-year note, for Christ's sake, hits an all-time low.
[00:05:00]  What the hell's going on with this crap?
[00:05:02]  There's no consistency, for Christ's sake.
[00:05:06]  Jesus Christ.
[00:05:08]  But anyway, if you were listening in right now, I would entertain some bottom-feeding plays into this market, folks.
[00:05:14]  Entertain some bottom-feeder plays, if you will.
[00:05:17]  Let me get through the markets, folks, so I can take your calls.
[00:05:20]  It's Baller Friday, baby.
[00:05:21]  Believe it or not, I broke out some more Chevis Blue label.
[00:05:25]  For all you folks that are unfamiliar with the finest scotches, well, you need to get yourself well acquainted with it, folks, because if you ever do any kind of business with an actual businessman, they're going to be some scotch drinkers for sure.
[00:05:36]  And you want to get well aware of what scotches you're drinking.
[00:05:39]  So right now, I'm drinking some scotch blended malt.
[00:05:44]  What is this?
[00:05:46]  Age 21 years, blue label Chevis, baby.
[00:05:50]  Anyway, folks, there's $300 bottle, by the way.
[00:05:53]  But I want to say cheers to everybody out there who's listening to me on Baller Friday.
[00:05:57]  I know that there's some down markets today, but it's Bowler Friday, baby.
[00:06:01]  I mean, what the hell?
[00:06:02]  Cheers to everybody out there.
[00:06:03]  Let me go ahead.
[00:06:07]  Man, it's a $30 sip right there.
[00:06:10]  Woo!
[00:06:11]  Anyway, Dow Jones Industrials goes below 12,000, believe it or not.
[00:06:15]  It closes out at 11,934.58 points, a decrease of 115.42 points.
[00:06:22]  I mean, God damn, Jesus Christ.
[00:06:25]  And that's a decrease of 0.96%, almost a percent on the day.
[00:06:30]  We got the NASDAQ closing out today at 2,652.89 points.
[00:06:36]  That's down 33.86 points.
[00:06:39]  A percentage decrease of 1.26%.
[00:06:42]  I mean, God damn, man.
[00:06:44]  Jesus Christ.
[00:06:47]  The SP 500 closes out today at 1,268.45 points.
[00:06:52]  That's down 15.05 points.
[00:06:54]  A percentage decrease of 17%.
[00:06:58]  I mean, can you, goddamn investors, take your heads out of your ass?
[00:07:04]  Jesus Christ.
[00:07:05]  Makes me sick.
[00:07:08]  I mean, you know, where's the consistency in the investment community out here?
[00:07:12]  I know that there's a lot of things to be worried about.
[00:07:14]  Don't get me wrong.
[00:07:15]  You know, you got the looming crisis out there in Europe, you know, where, you know, that's basically what's stupid in the market today, is this European crisis, the debt crisis with Greek, with the Greeks, excuse me.
[00:07:28]  Yeah, Greece is still, you know, mumbling and stumbling around whether or not they're going to take the austerity measures and have to go back to work, or they're going to go out and kill people because they want their socialist system.
[00:07:39]  And that's what everybody's worried about because, believe it or not, you've got a lot of financial institutions in this country, not only in this country, but in Europe.
[00:07:47]  You know, some of the European countries like Germany, France, Britain, these people have vested interest in Greek.
[00:07:57]  They're the ones who bought the Treasury notes.
[00:07:59]  They're the ones that bought the Treasury bonds so that Greece can sustain their socialist endeavor.
[00:08:05]  And it's a disaster.
[00:08:07]  So if the Greeks default on their debts, that means that the securities held by the financial institutions that bankrolled this particular socialist experiment are going to lose money.
[00:08:20]  All right?
[00:08:20]  They're going to lose serious capital, and that could cause a lock on the financial system once again.
[00:08:26]  And that doesn't include our own situation here in America.
[00:08:28]  I mean, you know, give me a break.
[00:08:30]  All right.
[00:08:30]  Our own situation here in America is pretty pathetic.
[00:08:33]  You know, I mean, we're pissing and moaning about our own debt ceiling for Christ's sake.
[00:08:37]  You've got these asshole, soulless cash whores in Washington playing politics with our goddamn debt for Christ's sake.
[00:08:45]  It's ridiculous.
[00:08:46]  It's pathetic.
[00:08:49]  Jesus Christ.
[00:08:50]  Anyway, let me get through the goddamn commodities market.
[00:08:54]  And once we get through the commodities market, I want to take your calls.
[00:08:58]  Don't be a jerk.
[00:08:59]  All right.
[00:08:59]  Hey, engineers, people scrolling here.
[00:09:01]  Kick the scrollers out of here.
[00:09:03]  All right?
[00:09:04]  Kick these scrolling bastards out.
[00:09:05]  Kick them out.
[00:09:07]  Kick them all out.
[00:09:09]  Kick those bastards out.
[00:09:11]  We don't want any goddamn scrollers here.
[00:09:12]  We don't need that crap.
[00:09:13]  Kick them out.
[00:09:16]  Jesus Christ.
[00:09:18]  Anyway, let me go through the commodities market, shall we?
[00:09:22]  We've got Brent crude oil down today.
[00:09:24]  And of course, for all you folks that don't know what Brent crude is, it is the crude oil that's shipped off to Europe and Asia.
[00:09:30]  Yeah.
[00:09:31]  Shipped off to Europe and Asia.
[00:09:33]  It is down today, $1.68.
[00:09:36]  That's a percentage decrease of 1.5%, closing out today at $105.58 per barrel of Brent crude oil.
[00:09:43]  We've got gasoline futures continuing to slide because of the, of course, releasing of the United States Strategic Petroleum Reserves by our president, which is one of the most dumbfounding moves of all time, if not socialist in its strategy.
[00:10:00]  But gasoline futures are down $12.75.
[00:10:03]  That's a percentage decrease of 1.43%.
[00:10:06]  Heating oil futures are also down.
[00:10:08]  They're down $1.50.
[00:10:10]  Natural gas saw a small spike.
[00:10:12]  They were up a nickel.
[00:10:13]  That's a percentage increase of 1.24%.
[00:10:18]  Jesus Christ.
[00:10:19]  And, you know, this is what boggles my mind here.
[00:10:22]  Here you've got Obama who basically says that they're going to release oil from the Strategic Petroleum Oil Reserve in America, which is meant for a rainy day, which is meant for if the oil prices spike to $200 a barrel, we'd be able to release these oil reserves into our markets to be able to hedge off these high prices that will be relayed to us.
[00:10:45]  That's what the Strategic Petroleum Oil Reserve was meant for, for Christ's sake.
[00:10:49]  And you know what?
[00:10:50]  The president decided he wanted to play 2012 politics.
[00:10:54]  He wants to attempt to artificially lower the prices of gasoline, lower the price of petroleum.
[00:11:00]  Because, you know, if the price of petroleum is lowered, everything's going to be lowered.
[00:11:05]  The only reason that we see a hike in prices on anything on the retail sector is because it takes money and gas to get it from point A to point B, from the manufacturer to the retailer.
[00:11:18]  I mean, it takes a lot of money for that crap.
[00:11:20]  You understand?
[00:11:22]  I mean, it takes a lot of goddamn money, and especially if gas prices are going up through the goddamn roof, I mean, give me a break.
[00:11:28]  This is why.
[00:11:29]  And here you got the damn president trying to play politics.
[00:11:33]  I think that this spells disaster for America, if you want my personal opinion, tapping into the oil reserves.
[00:11:39]  I mean, these are meant for rainy days.
[00:11:41]  I mean, he's acting as if there's no Arab Spring.
[00:11:44]  He's acting as if there's no potential threats to the oil-producing countries in the Middle East.
[00:11:52]  You know, he's acting like it just doesn't exist for Christ's sake.
[00:11:55]  Jesus Christ.
[00:11:56]  And just wait.
[00:11:57]  I'm telling you, I am long on oil.
[00:11:59]  I know that it's going down, but I'm long on oil because this only spells a recipe for disaster.
[00:12:07]  All right.
[00:12:08]  I mean, you know, I've said this yesterday.
[00:12:11]  I said it yesterday, so I don't even need to go through it again.
[00:12:14]  Let me just get through the market so I can take your calls here.
[00:12:17]  WTI sweet crude, believe it or not, it's up.
[00:12:21]  I mean, these investors have their heads in their ass.
[00:12:23]  It makes no sense for Christ's sake.
[00:12:25]  It is up 24 cents, a percentage increase of 0.26%.
[00:12:30]  It makes no freaking sense.
[00:12:32]  Closing out today at $91.26 per barrel of WTI sweet crude.
[00:12:37]  Jesus Christ.
[00:12:39]  Let's go on.
[00:12:40]  Agricultural futures.
[00:12:41]  Canola finally seeing some bottom feeders in that market.
[00:12:43]  It is up $2.50.
[00:12:46]  Cocoa seeing sell-offs today.
[00:12:47]  It is down $23.
[00:12:49]  Coffee for all you speed freaks that, hey, dude, I just, you know, don't talk to me until I get my coffee.
[00:12:55]  Don't talk to me unless I get my coffee that was picked by Juan Valdez.
[00:12:59]  You know, that's the kind of stuff I want.
[00:13:01]  You know, we want the stuff that's what Juan Valdez's asshole.
[00:13:05]  All you people that like that crap, coffee is up $1.80.
[00:13:10]  All right, $1.80, an increase of 0.72%.
[00:13:14]  We've got corn down.
[00:13:15]  Yes.
[00:13:16]  Yes.
[00:13:17]  I'm glad to see corn down for Christ's sake.
[00:13:20]  I'm telling you right now, it's getting into the summertime.
[00:13:23]  I'm barbecuing.
[00:13:24]  As a matter of fact, I'm barbecuing this weekend.
[00:13:25]  I'm headed to the coast for Christ's sake.
[00:13:27]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:13:30]  I'm headed to the coast.
[00:13:31]  I want to be sitting at the beach.
[00:13:33]  I'm going to be sipping on some goddamn premium President Day top shelf margaritas frozen on the beach for Christ's sake.
[00:13:41]  I'm going to be barbecuing some badass steaks on some mesquite wood.
[00:13:45]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:13:46]  You throw on some of them corns on the grill with the husks.
[00:13:49]  Throw them with the husks on, ass clowns.
[00:13:52]  Don't unhusk them.
[00:13:54]  Throw the damn corns on the fire with the husks.
[00:13:57]  It's beautiful.
[00:13:58]  It's great.
[00:13:59]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:14:00]  Anyway, corn is down, baby.
[00:14:02]  It is down $14, a percentage decrease of 2.17%.
[00:14:07]  Cotton is up.
[00:14:08]  Jesus Christ.
[00:14:09]  I guess we saw bottom feeders come into the sell-offs in cotton.
[00:14:13]  Cotton is up $2.52.
[00:14:15]  That's a percentage increase of 2.11%.
[00:14:18]  So I guess we're going to continue to see those fruity asses continue to dress up in these Hollister, Amber Crombie, Fitch, Ed Hardy, little eight times too small for my body so I can show my man boobs type of crap.
[00:14:30]  We're going to continue to see this crap.
[00:14:33]  Jesus Christ.
[00:14:34]  Who else we got going on?
[00:14:36]  Let's see.
[00:14:38]  Wheat futures are down $11, a percentage decrease of 1.41%.
[00:14:43]  We got sugar future down 8 cents.
[00:14:46]  Percentage decrease 0.31%.
[00:14:48]  Soybean is also down $8, for Christ's sake.
[00:14:51]  You know what I mean?
[00:14:52]  Lumber.
[00:14:53]  I mean, you know, we saw some sell-offs because of the negativity in the real estate market, some of the real estate numbers, for Christ's sake.
[00:14:59]  I mean, you know, lumber is up $1.10, a percentage increase of 0.45%.
[00:15:05]  Oats, if you'd have been holding anything in the oats futures, I mean, Jesus Christ, your gums were bleeding today.

=== Gold Silver Price Drops (14:54) ===

[00:15:10]  It is down $13.25.
[00:15:13]  That's a percentage decrease of 3.67% on the day.
[00:15:16]  I mean, good God!
[00:15:19]  Jesus Christ.
[00:15:21]  Let's see.
[00:15:22]  We got soybean oil futures down two cents.
[00:15:25]  And once again, I don't know if Rosie O'Donnell called up the bull-nose bulldykes, but wool futures continue to see an increase.
[00:15:34]  I mean, can somebody explain this to me?
[00:15:36]  I guess it's because people are starting to buy those nice threads.
[00:15:39]  They're out there buying, you know, virgin wool suits blended with cashmere like I do.
[00:15:44]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:15:45]  Oh, yeah.
[00:15:46]  Let me tell you something, man.
[00:15:47]  I dress like a badass mofo.
[00:15:49]  If y'all ever saw me in real life, for Christ's sake, I wear $1,000 suits like it's no big deal.
[00:15:54]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:15:55]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[00:15:56]  You know, I love it.
[00:15:57]  I love it.
[00:15:58]  Are you kidding me?
[00:15:59]  $1,000 suit.
[00:16:00]  I got a goddamn Rolex.
[00:16:02]  I got a couple of Rolex watches for Christ.
[00:16:04]  You got to look sharp.
[00:16:05]  You know what I mean?
[00:16:05]  You don't want to look like some stupid, disgusting, smelly scumbag.
[00:16:08]  Nobody's going to take you serious doing that.
[00:16:10]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:16:12]  I'm talking about Dobbs, baby.
[00:16:13]  I'm talking about Hugo Boss.
[00:16:15]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:16:16]  I'm talking about Giorgio Armani.
[00:16:19]  That's what I'm saying, baby.
[00:16:23]  Yeah, man.
[00:16:24]  I'm telling you, I just love living large.
[00:16:26]  I love looking good.
[00:16:27]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:16:28]  As a matter of fact, I actually like the way the English wear their suits.
[00:16:33]  For all the folks that are out there, I know I got a bunch of people in the UK, the werewolves of London out there.
[00:16:40]  We got them all out there.
[00:16:41]  As a matter of fact, I actually like their style of how they wear their suits, man.
[00:16:45]  I think that the vested look, it looks great.
[00:16:50]  I like the old traditional way of the way they tie their ties.
[00:16:53]  It's great, man.
[00:16:54]  It's unbelievable.
[00:16:55]  Anyway, much props, all right?
[00:16:56]  646-652-4869.
[00:16:58]  Let's get through the goddamn commodities and let's take your calls here.
[00:17:02]  Wool is up nine bucks.
[00:17:04]  The metals.
[00:17:05]  Copper is up $4.85, believe it or not.
[00:17:07]  We saw a slight increase in the copper's futures.
[00:17:11]  They're up 1.20%.
[00:17:14]  And Jesus Christ.
[00:17:16]  I mean, this doesn't make any sense.
[00:17:17]  Gold is down.
[00:17:18]  Gold is down.
[00:17:19]  You would think that the commodities aren't doing fairly mixed.
[00:17:24]  They're kind of flat as it relates to the agriculture and the oil.
[00:17:28]  You see equities selling off at a major rate today.
[00:17:31]  You would think that gold would be up.
[00:17:33]  You'd think that silver would be up.
[00:17:36]  But no, we got this dumbass investment community that just can't take their goddamn heads out of their ass.
[00:17:42]  And it makes me sick.
[00:17:43]  Gold is down, believe it or not.
[00:17:45]  $17.40.
[00:17:47]  I mean, good God.
[00:17:48]  Jesus Christ.
[00:17:52]  I mean, you know, $17.40, that's a percentage decrease of 1.14% on your goddamn money.
[00:18:00]  I mean, good God.
[00:18:03]  Jesus Christ.
[00:18:05]  Closing out today at $1,503.10 per Troy ounce of gold.
[00:18:11]  All right, and silver even took even a worse hit.
[00:18:14]  You know, took even a worse hit.
[00:18:16]  I mean, it is down 70 cents.
[00:18:17]  That's a percentage decrease of 2% on your goddamn money.
[00:18:21]  Good God!
[00:18:22]  Jesus Christ, man!
[00:18:26]  This is manipulation, man.
[00:18:27]  The government is manipulating these markets, and everybody knows it, for Christ's sake.
[00:18:33]  Everybody knows it.
[00:18:35]  I mean, look it up for yourself.
[00:18:37]  I mean, the CME Group, which is the Chicago Mercantile Exchange, which actually trades these futures, they did an unprecedented move here, I think it was a couple of months ago, by increasing the margin requirements required to trade silver and gold.
[00:18:55]  And what this did, it artificially brought down the price of gold and silver.
[00:19:01]  Why would the government want to do that?
[00:19:03]  So that everybody can look at that gold and silver price and manipulate themselves into believing that the currency that we currently have is actually worth more than it is, and it isn't.
[00:19:15]  This is disgraceful, man.
[00:19:16]  What's happening here?
[00:19:20]  Anyway, I think we got some more scrollers in here, engineer.
[00:19:23]  Kick those assholes out.
[00:19:25]  Kick them out.
[00:19:26]  Kick all these assholes out of here.
[00:19:28]  Kick them out of here.
[00:19:30]  Kick them.
[00:19:30]  Kick them out.
[00:19:34]  Well, kick them out for Christ's sake.
[00:19:36]  We don't want any goddamn spamming, scrolling pieces of milky-licking, nipple-clamp-loving, butt plug-up-the-ass-looking chicken-eating cornboy crap flapping their fat Cheeto-stained fingers up on the keyboard thinking they're cool because they can spam a goddamn chat room.
[00:19:49]  We don't want to see that crap.
[00:19:52]  Piece of crap.
[00:19:55]  Anyway, let me get through the markets here.
[00:19:57]  Where are we at?
[00:19:58]  We're at silver, for Christ's sake.
[00:19:59]  Silver is down 2%, closing out today at $34.31 per Troy ounce of silver.
[00:20:06]  Let's go to livestock.
[00:20:08]  Live cattle futures are up 47 cents.
[00:20:10]  That's a percentage increase of 0.42%.
[00:20:14]  Cattle feeder futures are up 72 cents, for Christ's sake.
[00:20:17]  I mean, we're seeing increases in these commodities.
[00:20:20]  That's a percentage increase of 0.53%.
[00:20:24]  And for all you fat jelly asses that like to throw a couple of ham bones down your gullet, lean hog futures are down, baby.
[00:20:33]  They're down a buck.
[00:20:34]  That's a percent decrease.
[00:20:36]  And that, my friends, is the markets for your ass.
[00:20:40]  Thank you very much, folks.
[00:20:41]  Let me tell you something.
[00:20:42]  Let me take another sip of my Chevis Blue here.
[00:20:46]  It's Baller Friday, baby.
[00:20:48]  I'm excited.
[00:20:49]  I'm damn excited, baby.
[00:20:52]  I'm damn excited.
[00:20:53]  I'm feeling good.
[00:20:54]  I'm feeling fresh.
[00:20:55]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:20:56]  Anyway, we need to kick some more spammers out of here.
[00:20:59]  And you kick them out.
[00:21:00]  Do your job, for Christ's sake.
[00:21:04]  We'll do it.
[00:21:06]  Jesus Christ.
[00:21:07]  Hold on, folks.
[00:21:08]  You know, the engineer is having a problem.
[00:21:11]  Let them kick some of these spammers out of here, and we'll get on our way, for Christ's sake.
[00:21:15]  It's Baller Friday.
[00:21:17]  You know, I'm not going to let any of these ass clowns sit here and ruin it for anybody.
[00:21:20]  You understand what I'm saying?
[00:21:22]  We're chilling like some insane villains, and I want to hear from you.
[00:21:25]  All right?
[00:21:26]  I want to hear from you.
[00:21:28]  Kick these spammers out of here, engineer.
[00:21:30]  I'm not joking, man.
[00:21:33]  Anyway, what we want to talk about, we've got a lot of things on the agenda today, man.
[00:21:36]  I want to talk a little bit about the White House.
[00:21:39]  We were talking about yesterday how the Republicans have dropped.
[00:21:42]  They have dropped the whole idea of talking to the Democrats that was led by Joe Biden.
[00:21:48]  You know, Joe Biden, believe it or not, is this asshole that's supposed to be leading the goddamn debates about this stupid increase of the debt ceiling.
[00:22:00]  And because he was leading it, everybody on the right wing of the political perspective just basically stood up and got out because they didn't even want to have nothing to do with blowhard Biden.
[00:22:11]  You know what I mean?
[00:22:12]  They just don't want to have nothing to do with blowhard Biden.
[00:22:14]  I don't blame him for Christ's sake.
[00:22:15]  He's a piece of crap.
[00:22:15]  I mean, he's a blowhard piece of garbage.
[00:22:17]  Some idiot that he's made a career, made a career out of being a bureaucrat.
[00:22:24]  I mean, he's done nothing in the private sector.
[00:22:27]  He has no kind of experience doing anything else other than being some career goddamn bureaucrat.
[00:22:32]  We're supposed to take his word for it.
[00:22:34]  You know, we're supposed to take this goddamn, oh, he knows what he's talking about.
[00:22:38]  He's a bureaucrat.
[00:22:39]  Of course he knows what he's talking about.
[00:22:41]  It's bull crap.
[00:22:42]  He's a prostate-infected blowhard, for Christ's sake.
[00:22:45]  I mean, didn't this guy have some kind of brain surgery, for Christ's sake?
[00:22:48]  And he's still, you know, serving as the vice president?
[00:22:51]  This guy had brain surgery, for Christ's sake.
[00:22:54]  Anyway, the whole purpose I'm bringing this up is because the White House has actually taken the initiative.
[00:22:59]  They must have been listening to the True Capitalist Radio broadcast, and Barack Obama heard me calling him out because now the White House is taking the initiative to go out there and discuss this debt ceiling situation that is not only putting the economy of America at risk, it's putting the economy of the whole world at risk.
[00:23:18]  If the United States defaults, I kid you not, folks, you're going to see an economic collapse on a global scale that we've never seen before in our lives.
[00:23:25]  And I know you've got all these right-wing ass clowns that are out here touting, oh, we're not afraid of a default.
[00:23:31]  Yeah, that's because you're backed up by the American taxpayer and you're a bureaucrat and you've got shelters to go underneath when this whole goddamn place goes into anarchy because Shaniqua and her eight kids can't keep getting her goddamn government cheese, can't keep getting the damn food stamps, can't get the housing voucher program.
[00:23:49]  People are going to go nuts.
[00:23:52]  And nobody's talking about any kind of fiscal responsibility.
[00:23:55]  It just seems to be the thing that nobody wants to talk about.
[00:23:58]  You know, we don't have money to continue to spend on this crap.
[00:24:02]  You know, the people don't, you know, the people that are collecting aren't really concerned about it, you know, because it's not their money.
[00:24:08]  They say the goddamn money grows on trees or some crap.
[00:24:12]  I'm serious.
[00:24:13]  I actually think the money grows on trees.
[00:24:14]  I think it's out of Obama's stash or some crap.
[00:24:16]  Yeah, getting out of Obama's stash, baby.
[00:24:19]  That's what they do to get out of Obama's stash.
[00:24:22]  Yeah.
[00:24:23]  It's sick, man.
[00:24:24]  I know.
[00:24:25]  Here we go.
[00:24:26]  Here we go.
[00:24:27]  People are calling me the racist.
[00:24:28]  Now I'm the racist.
[00:24:30]  Yeah, right.
[00:24:31]  All right.
[00:24:32]  I'm a melting pot of friendship.
[00:24:33]  You people know it.
[00:24:34]  You know, it's all over the internet.
[00:24:36]  I'm a melting pot of friendship.
[00:24:37]  All right.
[00:24:38]  There's no reason to sit here and make that false indictment that I'm some goddamn racist.
[00:24:42]  I am not a racist.
[00:24:44]  I happen to have a whole bunch of friends that happen to be black.
[00:24:48]  You know, I happen to have a whole bunch of friends that happen to be Mexican.
[00:24:52]  You know, I happen to have a whole bunch of friends that happen to be Oriental, for Christ's sake.
[00:24:57]  I mean, come on.
[00:24:58]  You know, I got a whole bunch of friends that are, you know, WAPs and Krauts and Irish whiskey drinkers, all of them, for Christ's sake.
[00:25:08]  You know what I mean?
[00:25:08]  I embrace everybody.
[00:25:10]  So stop it with the racist talk.
[00:25:12]  All right.
[00:25:12]  I'm sick and tired of you people spreading that all over the internet.
[00:25:15]  It makes me sick.
[00:25:17]  It makes me sick.
[00:25:20]  Anyway, it looks like Barack Obama was listening to the True Capitalist Radio.
[00:25:24]  He's finally taking the initiative on trying to organize the House and the Senate to come around some kind of an agreement to raise this debt ceiling because if we don't, we're going to be in some serious trouble.
[00:25:35]  Anyway, I want to hear from you.
[00:25:36]  Give me a call right now.
[00:25:37]  646-652-4869 is the number to call.
[00:25:41]  We're talking about the White House attempting to salvage the debt ceiling talks that Joe Biden completely ruined with his completely bureaucratic ass.
[00:25:48]  I want to hear from you.
[00:25:50]  Let's talk to you.
[00:25:51]  All right.
[00:25:51]  I mean, hopefully there's some people that have some important things to talk about and discuss about this subject matter.
[00:25:57]  Anyway, let's take some calls.
[00:25:58]  727, you're on the horn.
[00:26:01]  Hey, Ghost.
[00:26:03]  Hey, what's going on?
[00:26:04]  Good to hear from you, man.
[00:26:06]  You know, everything that we see from this point forward is nothing more than political positioning.
[00:26:13]  You know, from the releasing of the oil reserves, I mean, he knows that Bernanke's going in there the day before and is going to downgrade the economic growth for the rest of the year.
[00:26:30]  He knows, you know, Bernanke tells him, listen, we're going to downgrade it, and, you know, oil's going to crash.
[00:26:37]  And it had already been kind of crashing a little bit before that.
[00:26:40]  And so it's.
[00:26:41]  It was going down naturally, right?
[00:26:42]  It was going down naturally.
[00:26:44]  Right.
[00:26:44]  It was going down naturally.
[00:26:45]  And what Bernanke was doing was going to even push it down a big calc the day after.
[00:26:52]  So, you know, Obama goes on there and releases.
[00:26:54]  I mean, he don't release no oil reserves when it was $115 a barrel.
[00:26:59]  He releases it as the economic and the growth forecast are being lower, which means less oil consumption.
[00:27:05]  And, you know, Bernanke's going out there and downgrading the economy.
[00:27:09]  So, I mean, he just comes out and says, oh, yeah, we're going to release this and now oil tanks.
[00:27:14]  And it looks like he did something to lower the price of gas.
[00:27:17]  I know.
[00:27:18]  You should hear them.
[00:27:19]  You should hear them in the forums, these liberal forums, these liberal chat rooms.
[00:27:22]  These stupid, simple-minded morons actually believe that this tapping into the oil reserves is somehow smart economics and smart politics, for Christ's sake.
[00:27:34]  Yeah, no, I mean, it could be at different times, but this is just an afterthought.
[00:27:41]  This is totally taking advantage of the situation and knowing that the oil is going to go down anyway.
[00:27:47]  So, why not get credit for it at the last second and release it?
[00:27:51]  It's horrible.
[00:27:51]  I mean, you know, you were listening in with me here.
[00:27:54]  You've been a long time listener.
[00:27:55]  You were here when these goddamn oil prices were, you know, going up to about 120, 116 closing days.
[00:28:02]  And, you know, everybody was feeling the pinch on the oil.
[00:28:05]  And when they were asking the White House if they were going to tap into the oil reserves, I mean, they were pussyfooting around with it.
[00:28:10]  They weren't even contemplating it, for Christ's sake.
[00:28:12]  They were just being completely evasive about it.
[00:28:15]  Right, because there was too much going on in the world.
[00:28:17]  It wouldn't have made a debt of difference because there was too much speculation.
[00:28:20]  There was too much going on in the Middle East.
[00:28:22]  And it would have looked like a failed attempt by Obama.
[00:28:25]  So they didn't do it because it wouldn't have worked.
[00:28:27]  So it looked like he did something and it failed.
[00:28:29]  And they're not going to do something that's going to fail.
[00:28:31]  So they waited until oil's coming back.
[00:28:33]  I mean, we're in the middle of the summer, heading towards the fall.
[00:28:36]  And oil's going to come down anyways.
[00:28:38]  And, you know, took advantage of Bernanke announcement.
[00:28:41]  And the whole globe is slowing down again.
[00:28:45]  So you're not going to need as much oil.
[00:28:48]  Absolutely.
[00:28:48]  It's slowing down.
[00:28:49]  And not to mention that, you know, is anybody out there in the White House or somebody advising, I know that this is all David Axelrod's political strategizing, but is there anybody advising the president that we're in the middle of an Arab spring, which jeopardizes not only the supply routes, but the actual supply of oil?
[00:29:08]  I mean, the Middle East produces, you know, was it 60, 70% of the world's oil for Christ's sake, and most of it is under threat under this Arab Spring?
[00:29:16]  I mean, you know, don't you think that we should kind of save the oil reserves that America's got set aside just in case some of this Arab Spring kind of actually succeeds in places like the UAEA or Saudi Arabia or one of these big-time oil-producing states that would literally drive the price of oil up about $250, $300 oil for Christ's sake.
[00:29:38]  I mean, this is when we would need the reserves to be tapped into so that we can somehow curb the amount of extreme bite that we're going to take if such a supplier is compromised.
[00:29:51]  Right.
[00:29:52]  And you've got Egypt who's lost their entire tourism industry, which was a decent part of their economy.
[00:29:59]  I mean, it just vanished since that uprising took over.

=== Dangerous Debt Ceiling Talks (05:04) ===

[00:30:05]  You got all these other countries in chaos, you know, blowing up all kinds of infrastructure and sabotaging things.
[00:30:12]  These countries are going to become even poorer than they already were and desperate.
[00:30:17]  And the only thing over there is oil.
[00:30:21]  That's right.
[00:30:21]  And let me tell you, you know, the thing about oil, it can turn a third world nation into a first world nation within about 50 years.
[00:30:30]  And if you want proof of that, take a look at any of the oil-producing countries that have been able to modernize themselves in the middle of deserts.
[00:30:38]  And the only reason they've been able to do so is because they've been able to raise money.
[00:30:42]  And when you raise money as a country, you're able to build infrastructure.
[00:30:46]  You're able to educate people.
[00:30:48]  You're able to build some kind of an economy.
[00:30:51]  And this is why, you know, this is very dangerous, I think.
[00:30:55]  This Arab Spring is very dangerous because if an Islamic radical faction gets a hold of some of these oil supplies, we're in some serious trouble.
[00:31:06]  Right, because once they own the oil, they own the burst string, and they own the welfare drip to the villagers.
[00:31:14]  And the villagers will stone their youngest daughter in order to keep the money coming in.
[00:31:19]  They'll follow any religion.
[00:31:21]  They'll follow any decree.
[00:31:22]  They'll do whatever they can once those radicals have control of the oil.
[00:31:29]  Man, it's just a horrible situation.
[00:31:31]  And then for the president to tap into the oil reserves, I think that this is a recipe for future disaster.
[00:31:37]  And I think that we're going to be stuck like Chuck out here at about $10, $15 a gallon gasoline within the, I would say within the next year and a half, two years, because of this tapping into the oil reserves and because of not knowing that there's an Arab Spring going on right now that is jeopardizing oil-producing states.
[00:31:54]  It makes no sense.
[00:31:55]  And you're right.
[00:31:56]  It's purely political.
[00:31:57]  I've said it.
[00:31:58]  It's purely political.
[00:32:00]  Because the Democrats and the Liberals know that the American people are so, for lack of a better term, stupid, that they need an actual physical gauge to make a judgment on the economy.
[00:32:12]  And what's that gauge?
[00:32:13]  What's something that they have to go to and hits them in the pocketbook every single day?
[00:32:18]  The gas, the gas prices.
[00:32:20]  And if this little releasing of the strategic petroleum reserves is going to make a debt anywhere, it's going to make a debt in the psyche of American people into believing that the economy is getting better because of these ridiculous Keynesian concepts.
[00:32:38]  And going back to the debt ceiling, I mean, this is another political plug.
[00:32:45]  I mean, there's no way in the world that Barack Obama and his political advisors are going to let Joe Biden get credit for resolving that issue.
[00:32:54]  There's just no way in the world.
[00:32:55]  This thing was set to just stall at the time that they thought was right, and at that time, get it kicked up to the White House so that at the end of the game, somehow Obama can look like the hero.
[00:33:08]  You know, forever, the discussion was how much they were going to cut.
[00:33:13]  The Republicans wanted to cut whatever, $3 trillion over 10 years, whatever number it is.
[00:33:17]  And the Democrats weren't providing nothing.
[00:33:23]  They're just sitting there saying, no, we're not cut.
[00:33:25]  We know we're not cutting.
[00:33:26]  So what do they do now to make the whole thing blow up?
[00:33:30]  This week they proposed tax increases of like $500 billion and stimulus.
[00:33:37]  So there's no better way to make the whole process blow up than to inject the demand of having a stimulus in it and tax increases in it.
[00:33:48]  It's just horrible, man.
[00:33:49]  And, you know, once again, the dumbfounded American public, the majority, the voters, they actually are actually believing this is a good deal.
[00:33:58]  They think it was a great idea.
[00:33:59]  You know, they think that Obama's sticking it to Wall Street, even though, you know, he bailed out Wall Street and recapitalized Wall Street with our taxpaying dollars, but it doesn't really affect the entitlements, does it?
[00:34:13]  I mean, just as long as they continue to get that check versus a month and it cashes, they don't give two rats' asses.
[00:34:18]  And it's a shame.
[00:34:18]  That's what America's come down to, for Christ's sake.
[00:34:21]  It's horrible.
[00:34:22]  All right.
[00:34:23]  Yeah, I don't know what's going to happen with a dangerous game of chicken.
[00:34:27]  Dangerous is an understatement.
[00:34:29]  I mean, I heard somebody on, you know, I think with Yahoo Finance saying that it's goddamn straitjacket time, as far as I'm concerned.
[00:34:37]  All right.
[00:34:38]  Yeah, man.
[00:34:39]  Hey, man, thanks for calling up, man.
[00:34:41]  Do you want to give any shout-outs or anything?
[00:34:43]  I'm good, man.
[00:34:44]  I'll listen in.
[00:34:45]  All right, man.
[00:34:46]  Thanks a lot.
[00:34:46]  I really appreciate your call.
[00:34:47]  Great insight once again.
[00:34:50]  We're talking about the White House finally, conveniently getting in and getting personal with this raising of the debt ceiling.
[00:34:56]  They're trying to salvage the talks.
[00:34:59]  And let me tell you something right now.
[00:35:00]  We need this debt ceiling raised because if it's not, it's going to turn into something.
[00:35:05]  You know, it's already there as it is, but it's even going to turn worse.
[00:35:08]  You know it and I know it.

=== Lottery Ticket Mentality (06:44) ===

[00:35:10]  You know what I'm talking about, right, folks?
[00:35:11]  You know what we're in, right?
[00:35:13]  We're in Junkyard America.
[00:35:15]  Oh, yeah, that's right.
[00:35:16]  Junkyard America, baby, come on down.
[00:35:19]  We want more stimulus package of checks, baby.
[00:35:21]  We want that stimulus package of checks.
[00:35:24]  Come on down, baby.
[00:35:27]  Come on, baby.
[00:35:28]  I don't want to be happy to make it.
[00:35:47]  Yes, we can, baby.
[00:35:49]  Yes, we can.
[00:35:50]  You can down the bath and down just your style.
[00:35:58]  Come on down, baby.
[00:36:00]  Jump your merry.
[00:36:06]  Anyway, 646-652-4869.
[00:36:10]  All kidding aside, folks.
[00:36:11]  I mean, seriously, this is a serious subject matter.
[00:36:14]  We need to talk about it.
[00:36:15]  And the only way we're going to discuss it is if we discuss it in this manner.
[00:36:20]  You know, if we go out and say, yeah, it's Junkyard America, so on and so forth.
[00:36:25]  And this is the only way it's going to make a wrinkle in your brain so you can remember it.
[00:36:31]  Jesus Christ.
[00:36:34]  Anyway, I want to hear from you.
[00:36:35]  646-652-4869.
[00:36:37]  You have an opinion about this?
[00:36:39]  Anybody got an opinion about this?
[00:36:40]  I want to hear from you.
[00:36:42]  All right, I want to hear from you.
[00:36:43]  Let's take some calls here.
[00:36:45]  We got area code 239.
[00:36:47]  You're on the horn.
[00:36:47]  What's up?
[00:36:49]  Hello.
[00:36:50]  How's it going?
[00:36:51]  Hello.
[00:36:52]  Hello.
[00:36:53]  How's it going?
[00:36:55]  Hello?
[00:36:56]  You stupid, silly baby.
[00:36:58]  Get him out.
[00:36:58]  Get him off.
[00:37:00]  Get him off.
[00:37:01]  Jesus Christ.
[00:37:03]  I mean, it really makes me sick.
[00:37:05]  You know, you call up, you know that I'm calling on you.
[00:37:09]  All right?
[00:37:10]  I mean, it's disgraceful.
[00:37:12]  Hello?
[00:37:14]  Hello?
[00:37:15]  Fruit bowl bastard.
[00:37:16]  Just nothing but a fruit bowl bastard.
[00:37:18]  Anyway, let's continue going on, shall we?
[00:37:21]  Who else we got going on here?
[00:37:22]  Let me look for some guy.
[00:37:23]  We got a lot of calls going on.
[00:37:24]  Jesus Christ, the lines are lit up.
[00:37:27]  Can you give me somebody that's worth the crap talking to there, engineer?
[00:37:30]  That's it.
[00:37:34]  All right, well, let's see.
[00:37:35]  Let's see if we can get some serious callers.
[00:37:37]  That's what I want.
[00:37:38]  Area code 440, you're on the horn.
[00:37:42]  Hey, Ghost.
[00:37:43]  I wanted to talk about some of the shit that's been pissing me off of those food stamps and stuff.
[00:37:48]  Now, I work at a gas station.
[00:37:50]  What really pisses me off is you get all these people getting child support, food stamps, money from the government.
[00:37:55]  They come in and they buy beer, they buy cigarettes, and they buy freaking lottery tickets.
[00:38:01]  And I'm getting really sick of it.
[00:38:03]  Another thing, like, I went to CVS today, and it'll show you a list of what is what they'll take food stamps for.
[00:38:09]  Frickin', I bought a fucking pack of cookies, and they're saying that, you know, candy and shit, you can get that on your food stamps.
[00:38:16]  How about food people actually need?
[00:38:17]  Why are we giving away fucking candy to these fat ass pigs?
[00:38:21]  Hey, this is America, man.
[00:38:24]  This is a new America that we are having to embrace.
[00:38:27]  We've got to just sit back and just kind of bow down to it.
[00:38:30]  And that's why we need young people like yourself.
[00:38:32]  You're a young person, sir?
[00:38:34]  Yes, I'm 20.
[00:38:35]  Yeah, I mean, we need young people like yourself to realize that, hey, look, you know, what my parents left us is ridiculous.
[00:38:43]  All right, I mean, we can't sit here and continue to think that people being detriments on society by just sitting back and collecting checks is somehow, you know, progressive or somehow successful, somehow prosperous.
[00:38:58]  It's not.
[00:38:59]  And, you know, what you need to understand, son, is I know that you're working and I know that it's pretty easy to go to the dark side.
[00:39:05]  You know, it's pretty easy when you say, oh, I'm just going to go ahead and, you know, forget about work, and I'm going to collect unemployment for 99 weeks.
[00:39:12]  I'm going to get on this program.
[00:39:13]  I'm going to get on that program.
[00:39:15]  But inevitably, you have integrity.
[00:39:19]  You know what I mean?
[00:39:19]  I know that doesn't pay right now.
[00:39:21]  I know it pays to be, you know, some pathetically anal loser, but inevitably, son, what you're doing is you're building your integrity.
[00:39:28]  And let me tell you, the money that you're getting, you're saving.
[00:39:31]  You know, you're caring about it.
[00:39:32]  You work for it.
[00:39:33]  These imbeciles, they're getting free money.
[00:39:35]  And what are they doing with it?
[00:39:37]  They're spending it like it's going out of style, for Christ's sake.
[00:39:41]  I mean, these programs that these damn liberals try to tout as some kind of social progression, these goddamn programs have done more to subjugate the people that they're attempting to help.
[00:39:51]  And all I'm saying is you're right, son.
[00:39:54]  We got to just end it.
[00:39:55]  We've got to end it now.
[00:39:57]  Well, we had a guy come in a couple days ago, won a $500 lottery ticket.
[00:40:01]  He comes in a lot.
[00:40:02]  I know for a fact he doesn't work right now.
[00:40:04]  His dumbass came in the other day, spent all of it on more freaking lottery tickets, thinking he's going to buy more.
[00:40:09]  Oh, yeah, you know, I've actually told a story about this, man.
[00:40:13]  You know, you've got a lot of homeless people walking around out here in Austin, Texas.
[00:40:18]  And let me tell you, the reason that we have a lot of homeless people in Austin, Texas is not because Austin, Texas has a bad homeless problem.
[00:40:26]  No, the homeless know that the average median income out here in Austin, Texas is, was it, $85,000 last time I checked, and they know everybody's got money.
[00:40:36]  So, you know, all the homeless folks all over America, you know, all these, you know, idiot vagabonds, they realize that.
[00:40:43]  It gets through the grapevine.
[00:40:44]  They all come down here, and they just kind of kick back.
[00:40:47]  And they can have some change, man.
[00:40:49]  You can have some change.
[00:40:50]  Come on, man.
[00:40:51]  You can have some change.
[00:40:53]  And let me tell you a story.
[00:40:56]  There is a man out there that, and I'm not going to say his name because, you know, this is an actual idiot out here in Austin, Texas.
[00:41:05]  But this guy does exactly what you're saying.
[00:41:07]  This guy goes out, he asks for money.
[00:41:10]  Can I get some change?
[00:41:11]  Can I get this?
[00:41:12]  Can I get that?
[00:41:13]  And lo and behold, everybody's giving him change.
[00:41:15]  This guy's making at least $200, $300, believe it or not.
[00:41:18]  Working 12 hours a day, not only asking for change, but he looks for change on the ground.
[00:41:23]  He collects the pennies, he collects the dimes, he collects the quarters.
[00:41:27]  And what does this guy do?
[00:41:28]  He goes and spends it on lottery tickets.
[00:41:32]  He spends it on lottery tickets.
[00:41:34]  You're exactly right.
[00:41:35]  And then when he wins on the lottery tickets, he reinvests them in the lottery tickets.
[00:41:39]  And his logic, his logic is just, yeah, baby, you never know, baby.
[00:41:43]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:41:44]  I could hit the big one, baby.
[00:41:45]  I'll be set for life, baby.
[00:41:46]  You don't understand what I'm saying?
[00:41:47]  I mean, I'm kidding you enough.
[00:41:49]  This is the mentality that we're dealing with in America.
[00:41:53]  Well, I saw a video on YouTube.

=== 2008 Financial Lessons (04:58) ===

[00:41:54]  This pisses me off.
[00:41:56]  A guy actually teaching people how to appear like you're homeless, go out in the street, and showing people how he makes $200, $300 a day washing people's windshields and just being the piece of shit that he is.
[00:42:08]  The dude doesn't work.
[00:42:09]  He just goes out, and now he's making tutorials to show other people how to do it.
[00:42:12]  And you know, Jesus Christ.
[00:42:14]  They're doing just that.
[00:42:15]  Yeah.
[00:42:16]  That's just disgusting, man.
[00:42:18]  Hey, look, you know, keep your head up, young man.
[00:42:20]  You know, thank you for your call, man.
[00:42:21]  I really appreciate it because, you know, young people like yourself, I mean, they're rare.
[00:42:25]  They're rare out here.
[00:42:26]  You know, they're just, you know, young people that actually are collecting disability.
[00:42:32]  Believe it or not.
[00:42:34]  Believe it or not, you actually got young people collecting disability out here for ADHD.
[00:42:39]  For freak's sake.
[00:42:41]  I mean, are you kidding me?
[00:42:42]  ADHD?
[00:42:43]  Oh, I have attention deficit disorder, and I got to get that, you know, Social Security.
[00:42:48]  I can't work.
[00:42:49]  I can't pay attention to go to work.
[00:42:52]  I mean, Jesus Christ.
[00:42:53]  I kid you not.
[00:42:54]  These people are actually getting Social Security disability for ADD, for multiple personality disorder, for chronic depression.
[00:43:04]  Can you believe this crap?
[00:43:05]  Chronic depression.
[00:43:06]  Oh, chronic depression.
[00:43:10]  Jesus Christ.
[00:43:12]  What a disgusting, what a disgusting disgrace this country's turned out to be, for Christ's sake, man.
[00:43:18]  I mean, there is no shame anymore, man.
[00:43:20]  No shame whatsoever.
[00:43:22]  What the hell, for Christ's sake?
[00:43:24]  No shame.
[00:43:27]  No freaking goddamn shame.
[00:43:30]  Jesus Christ.
[00:43:33]  Anyway, let's continue going.
[00:43:35]  6466524869.
[00:43:37]  We're supposed to be talking about the White House attempting to salvage the debt ceiling talks.
[00:43:41]  And I hope they do because if they don't, we're going to go into some serious trouble here.
[00:43:46]  It's going to be a serious subject matter in everybody's lives that we go and default on this crap.
[00:43:52]  You understand what I'm saying?
[00:43:53]  I mean, this is not a joke.
[00:43:56]  I know these people are out here.
[00:43:57]  Don't worry.
[00:43:57]  I don't worry about it.
[00:43:59]  Yeah, okay.
[00:43:59]  Wait to your goddamn savings account.
[00:44:03]  You can't get to it because we have a clog in the economic system, huh?
[00:44:07]  Yeah, how'd you like that?
[00:44:08]  The goddamn this is what happened in 2008, man.
[00:44:12]  This is what happened in 2008.
[00:44:14]  Our goddamn piece of crap, goddamn system almost clapped up on us, for Christ's sake.
[00:44:22]  It's pathetic.
[00:44:24]  Jesus Christ.
[00:44:27]  Anyway, folks, I want to hear from you.
[00:44:29]  What do you think about this?
[00:44:29]  You think I'm making much to-do about nothing?
[00:44:31]  6466524869 is the number to call here.
[00:44:35]  All right, as a matter of fact, I want to get some Twitter shout-outs.
[00:44:38]  If anybody wants to get a Twitter shout-out, all you got to do is send a tweet at me and, of course, put the tag, I love Ghost.
[00:44:45]  You know, I'm not reading anything else like that.
[00:44:48]  And let me see what we got.
[00:44:50]  Do we have any?
[00:44:51]  Yeah, I got ghosts back.
[00:44:53]  You got a whole bunch of them here.
[00:44:56]  Let me see.
[00:44:57]  Let me see.
[00:44:58]  What's up to Annio Banderis?
[00:45:04]  Who else we got?
[00:45:04]  We got Dick.
[00:45:06]  I'm not saying that, you sick son of a bitch.
[00:45:08]  Who else we got going on?
[00:45:09]  Goof Bumps.
[00:45:10]  What's going on, man?
[00:45:12]  We got Saul Goodman, DWC, in the place.
[00:45:15]  We got Eli Vance.
[00:45:18]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:45:19]  We got who else?
[00:45:21]  Some guy named 4chan sucks, spelled S-U-K-S.
[00:45:24]  I don't know who did that.
[00:45:26]  That's kind of wrong.
[00:45:27]  We got Jack Thompson 7.
[00:45:29]  What's going on?
[00:45:31]  Oh, you want a shout-out to Angelo?
[00:45:33]  What's going on, Angelo?
[00:45:35]  We got Rubrikalou.
[00:45:37]  What's going on?
[00:45:38]  We got Mr. the K-Line.
[00:45:41]  What's going on?
[00:45:41]  It's Faller Friday, maybe.
[00:45:46]  Who else we got going on, man?
[00:45:48]  We got a whole bunch of people.
[00:45:49]  Look at all these people.
[00:45:51]  Look at all these people tweeting.
[00:45:52]  We got Catwoman17 who narked me out to those damn troll news idiots.
[00:45:57]  Who else we got going on over here?
[00:45:59]  Liquid Snake 13.
[00:46:01]  What's up, man?
[00:46:01]  Oh, screw you.
[00:46:03]  You said something bad for Christ's sake.
[00:46:04]  Screw you.
[00:46:04]  Shove it up your ass.
[00:46:06]  Who else we got going on?
[00:46:08]  We got a whole bunch of people.
[00:46:09]  Whole bunch of people that are tweeting.
[00:46:10]  They're still tweeting.
[00:46:11]  They're still tweeting for Christ's sake.
[00:46:13]  We got ACON6969.
[00:46:17]  What's going on?
[00:46:17]  We got Pure Nasher.
[00:46:19]  What's going on, Pure Nasher?
[00:46:21]  We got Sal Ad Tossa.
[00:46:23]  What's going on?
[00:46:24]  Screw you, you stupid sack of crap.
[00:46:27]  I mean, what is it with you people making these goddamn Twitter names and trying to make me sound like a jag off?
[00:46:34]  And then what you idiots do, you go out and you make these YouTube videos about me, making me look more stupid.
[00:46:40]  It's pathetic.
[00:46:41]  I mean, you know, one of these stupid videos that you people are making about me actually made it on Daniel Tosh's website, you know, Tosh.0.
[00:46:49]  That's a pretty stupid bastard.
[00:46:51]  I mean, I actually made it on his website.

=== French Twitter Audacity (04:15) ===

[00:46:53]  I really don't appreciate it, man.
[00:46:54]  I think that you need to take that down for Christ's sake.
[00:46:57]  I don't want Ferdie Ash, Tosh.0 discussing anything about my political commentary.
[00:47:03]  All right?
[00:47:04]  I mean, my radio show is serious business.
[00:47:07]  It's not something to be made fun of.
[00:47:09]  It's not some joke, some circus sideshow out here.
[00:47:12]  All right?
[00:47:12]  I'm a capitalist.
[00:47:14]  All right?
[00:47:15]  I got tens of thousands of capitalists throughout the world who are listening to my broadcast, who want to listen to true capitalist commentary and don't want to be brought down to this level.
[00:47:26]  All right?
[00:47:28]  So, Tosh.
[00:47:32]  If you do, I'm going to have to give you a digital backhand.
[00:47:35]  All right?
[00:47:35]  That's all there is to it.
[00:47:37]  Anyway, let me take some more calls here.
[00:47:39]  Let me go on to the next subject matter and I'll take some more calls.
[00:47:42]  Congress today, believe it or not, tried to defund, tried to unfund the Libyan military effort.
[00:47:49]  Of course, they voted it down.
[00:47:51]  They voted it down for Christ's sake.
[00:47:53]  So unfortunately, everybody chickened out when the vote came down to it.
[00:47:57]  I think that they need to just basically unfund this ridiculous war in Libya.
[00:48:01]  I mean, we are basically funding Al-Qaeda.
[00:48:04]  I mean, did we not forget that the State Department labeled a lot of these rebel factions before we even engaged in this military theater?
[00:48:12]  They labeled these rebel factions as linked to Al-Qaeda.
[00:48:15]  I mean, you understand what I'm saying?
[00:48:17]  We're helping Al-Qaeda.
[00:48:18]  We're funding Al-Qaeda for Christ's sake.
[00:48:22]  Jesus Christ.
[00:48:25]  This is just disgusting.
[00:48:27]  I wish they would not have funded it so we could end that ridiculous military theater.
[00:48:32]  And then to top it all off, Sarkozy today came out and started talking garbage because he took offense to Robert Gates, who's the former Secretary of Defense, basically saying that NATO is just a bunch of crap and we need to stop funding it.
[00:48:46]  It's a waste of our time, waste of our money, a waste of our effort.
[00:48:49]  And then Zarkosi came back today and said, oh, you know, screw you, you dumbass Robert Gates.
[00:48:55]  Yeah, you know, France and the European Union, we're the ones taking the, we're taking the cost, we're the ones taking the military fight.
[00:49:05]  Oh, yes.
[00:49:08]  Believe it or not, this idiot actually had the audacity to say this.
[00:49:12]  He said that he and his European fellers are out there actually conducting the war.
[00:49:17]  Well, if you're conducting the war, why don't you put this idiot, goddamn Michael Jackson-faced tent-living freak show, Muamar Gaddafi?
[00:49:27]  Why don't you put him and make him take a dirt nap for Christ's sake, you croissant-eating French beret wearing fruit balls?
[00:49:34]  I mean, this is the same country, France.
[00:49:37]  You know, and for all my French listeners out there, I'm not talking about you guys.
[00:49:41]  You guys are cool.
[00:49:42]  The other French people, you know, these French out here, you know, they have the audacity to sit here and try to take credit about how they're now, you know, becoming more of an impact in the world, right?
[00:49:55]  And yet they cannot defeat Mu Mar Gaddafi.
[00:50:00]  I'm just saying, 75% of NATO's funding comes from our pocket, you know?
[00:50:05]  We don't appreciate the hate there, Europe, all right?
[00:50:08]  You tell Zarkosi to go, you know, suck on a goddamn croissant or something or whatever you French people eat for Christ's sake.
[00:50:16]  I hate French fruit.
[00:50:17]  That's another thing.
[00:50:18]  Why is French food somehow supposed to be elegant?
[00:50:20]  You know, like frog legs with a swirl of some kind of mustard sauce and parsley flakes.
[00:50:28]  You know, this is supposed to be some kind of cuisine for Christ's sake.
[00:50:31]  Yeah, French snails, you know, hooked up with some goddamn disgusting-smelling French sauce and some goddamn herbs.
[00:50:38]  Oh, yeah, this is the greatest.
[00:50:44]  Give me a goddamn break.
[00:50:45]  Anyway, I don't mean to get off on the French.
[00:50:47]  I know.
[00:50:47]  I got a lot of French people who listen to it.
[00:50:49]  I'm sorry.
[00:50:50]  All right.
[00:50:50]  Pauli Du Francais, we, we, bon bonds, and all that crap.
[00:50:55]  Anyway, I want to hear from you.
[00:50:56]  646-652-4869.
[00:50:59]  Congress attempted to defund or unfund the damn war in Libya.
[00:51:04]  It was unsuccessful.
[00:51:06]  And I want to hear what you got to say about it.

=== Bar Business Advice Needed (04:12) ===

[00:51:08]  646-652-4869.
[00:51:10]  We got 817 on the horn.
[00:51:12]  What's up?
[00:51:14]  Hey, Ghost, how many come to dick that you talk every day?
[00:51:17]  Jesus Christ.
[00:51:18]  How old are you?
[00:51:21]  How old are you?
[00:51:25]  I mean, what, nine, ten?
[00:51:26]  Tell me, how old are you?
[00:51:28]  Oh, don't hang on.
[00:51:30]  Come on.
[00:51:31]  Oh, I mean, give me a goddamn break, boy.
[00:51:37]  If you're going to call me up and try to sound like a man, you're going to act like a man and flex nuts like a man.
[00:51:42]  Why don't you sound off like you got a pair?
[00:51:45]  When a man asks you a question, don't be sitting over there running like you're running from your mammy.
[00:51:50]  Stupid, dumb peach fuzz on the balls-habbed fruit bowl.
[00:51:54]  Jesus Christ.
[00:51:55]  407, you're on the horn.
[00:51:57]  Hey, Ghost, how are you doing?
[00:51:59]  How's it going?
[00:52:00]  Pretty good.
[00:52:01]  I just want to sound off like a man, flex nuts so that little pussy doesn't come back ever again.
[00:52:06]  And can I ask you a question about the engineer?
[00:52:09]  Can you put him on the line?
[00:52:10]  The engineer?
[00:52:12]  Yeah, I want to talk to the engineer.
[00:52:13]  Why?
[00:52:14]  Because I like talking to the engineer.
[00:52:16]  He seems like a nice guy.
[00:52:18]  The engineer, you know, he can't come to the phone right now.
[00:52:21]  He can't come on the line.
[00:52:22]  It's not his job.
[00:52:22]  His job is to work the switchboards, work the chat room, and that's his job.
[00:52:27]  All right, get him off, bitch.
[00:52:28]  Get him off!
[00:52:30]  Can you believe this?
[00:52:31]  They want to talk to you for Christ's sake.
[00:52:32]  I mean, why the hell will they want to talk to you?
[00:52:36]  Well, I'm not just saying, I'm just kidding.
[00:52:38]  I mean, I'm just saying.
[00:52:39]  I mean, Jesus Christ.
[00:52:40]  Anyway, let's take another 972.
[00:52:42]  What's up?
[00:52:44]  Hi there.
[00:52:47]  Man, you sound too fruity to be on this broadcast.
[00:52:49]  408, you're on the horn.
[00:52:53]  Area code 408, you there?
[00:52:56]  Fuck you.
[00:52:57]  Yeah, yeah, too late.
[00:52:59]  657, you're on the air.
[00:53:02]  Happy Boar Friday, Ghost.
[00:53:04]  How are you doing, man?
[00:53:05]  How's it going?
[00:53:07]  Hey, man, I need some business advice right now.
[00:53:09]  Can you give it to me?
[00:53:10]  You know, you got some expertise in entrepreneurial capitalism, and I need some business advice right now.
[00:53:15]  Can you help me?
[00:53:15]  What do you need?
[00:53:17]  What kind of help do you know if it's going to be?
[00:53:18]  Here's the deal.
[00:53:18]  Let me lay it out for you, bro.
[00:53:20]  So basically, I got a business plan going on here, and I kind of need some help, you know, formulating a business plan.
[00:53:25]  I'm opening up a bar here in Houston, Texas.
[00:53:28]  I kind of need some help with, you know, starter costs, what?
[00:53:33]  Can you give me some starter tips for opening up my own bar?
[00:53:36]  Oh, well, you know, it's not too hard to open up a bar, really, man.
[00:53:40]  I mean, it's probably one of the easiest ventures that you can get into.
[00:53:43]  I mean, the first thing that you want to do is you want to be able to know that you have a good space that you can lease out for your bar.
[00:53:51]  The second thing you need to do is to make sure that you abide by the alcoholic laws of the state.
[00:53:57]  Here in the state of Texas, we have TABC, so you have to make sure that you oblige yourself behind the TABC laws.
[00:54:05]  And thirdly, you need to make sure that you have enough capital to not, after getting the licenses in your municipality to sell liquor after hours, so on and so forth, you have to make sure that you got enough money to stock up your bar.
[00:54:18]  You know what I mean?
[00:54:18]  I mean, stocking up a bar ain't cheap.
[00:54:20]  I mean, I know this for a fact.
[00:54:21]  I mean, you know, to stock up a nice good bar, you at least have to drop 50 Gs so that you can have enough liquor to be able to sell and not run out, all right?
[00:54:30]  And then you have to worry about decorating the bar.
[00:54:32]  You know, I mean, a lot of people in today's bar world, in today's bar business, they actually believe that all they got to do is just throw a couple of tables, a freaking pool table, and a dartboard.
[00:54:44]  And, you know, they think they got a bar for Christ's sake.
[00:54:46]  Let me tell you something.
[00:54:47]  When I go into a bar, I like to, you know, feel like I'm in a place that was happening.
[00:54:53]  You know, that's kind of cool, modern.
[00:54:55]  I don't care what the price of the drink is, really.
[00:54:57]  I mean, to me, you know, I'm somebody who drinks high-class liquor anyway, so I'm expecting to drop a few bucks whenever I go into any bar.
[00:55:05]  But the thing is, is that you have to make the ambience worth going into, for Christ's sake.
[00:55:12]  You know what I mean?
[00:55:13]  Have to make the ambiance work the crap.
[00:55:15]  And if you don't, it's going to suck, and you're going to go out of business for Christ's sake.

=== Complacent Capitalist Mindset (14:54) ===

[00:55:21]  I'm serious.
[00:55:22]  You're going to go out of business if it sucks.
[00:55:24]  I've seen many of them do it.
[00:55:25]  All right?
[00:55:26]  Many of them do it for Christ's sake.
[00:55:29]  Anyway, let me go ahead and take some calls here.
[00:55:31]  646-652486.
[00:55:34]  Let me take a drink.
[00:55:35]  Give me a drink.
[00:55:36]  Let me get some of this Chevis Blue label, age 21 years.
[00:55:41]  Smooth blends of scotch, baby.
[00:55:46]  Good stuff, baby.
[00:55:47]  Good stuff.
[00:55:48]  Anyway, we got a lot of people Twittering the broadcast here.
[00:55:52]  I want to say what's up to Isaac Bowles.
[00:55:55]  We got, who else we got?
[00:55:58]  ND Dynamite, what's going on?
[00:56:00]  We got Lady Gaga Man.
[00:56:02]  Are you kidding me?
[00:56:03]  Private Cowboy66, what's going on?
[00:56:06]  We got somebody named Meredith 4chan.
[00:56:09]  What's going on?
[00:56:10]  We got Annon Action UK.
[00:56:11]  What's going on to Annan out there in the UK, huh?
[00:56:15]  Annon's in the UK.
[00:56:16]  What's going on, man?
[00:56:18]  Who else we got?
[00:56:19]  You know what?
[00:56:20]  Since we got some UK people up in here, since we got some UK people up in here, we got to give them a shout-out.
[00:56:27]  We got to do something for him.
[00:56:29]  I don't know what I'm going to do.
[00:56:30]  I'll do something for him next week.
[00:56:32]  You know what I mean?
[00:56:32]  I'll do something for him next week.
[00:56:33]  I don't want to do it for him today because I didn't plan anything, but be expecting something.
[00:56:38]  We got Alt Disco.
[00:56:39]  What's going on?
[00:56:40]  Alt Disco.
[00:56:40]  Who else we got going on over here?
[00:56:42]  Stone Cold Ghost, what's going on, man?
[00:56:46]  Who else we got?
[00:56:46]  We got Dr. Lazers in the house.
[00:56:48]  You know what I mean?
[00:56:49]  Who else we got going on over here?
[00:56:51]  69 Lover Girl69 in the place.
[00:56:54]  All right, we got the urinator.
[00:56:57]  What's going on to the urinator?
[00:56:58]  Speaking of which, we're going to talk about, you know, urinating here in a little bit here.
[00:57:05]  You're going to be surprised what happened.
[00:57:06]  Poco hamster in the house.
[00:57:09]  Kalen Yamato, what's going on, man?
[00:57:12]  Anyway, let me continue on with the broadcast.
[00:57:14]  We're supposed to be talking about Congress trying to unfund the military theater in Libya.
[00:57:20]  Of course, it was unsuccessful today.
[00:57:22]  It did not happen.
[00:57:23]  It should have happened, but it didn't.
[00:57:25]  And I want to hear what you have to say about it.
[00:57:27]  Area coach 657, what's up?
[00:57:30]  Man, you know what?
[00:57:32]  I got some more opinions about my bar real quick.
[00:57:34]  Should be named the melting pot of friendship for the gay bar.
[00:57:38]  Yeah, you sick son of a bitch.
[00:57:40]  480, radio radio.
[00:57:42]  You're on the air.
[00:57:43]  You're on the air.
[00:57:44]  Jesus Christ, I'm getting ahead of Millis.
[00:57:45]  I'm getting ahead of myself.
[00:57:47]  Yeah.
[00:57:48]  Yeah.
[00:57:49]  I agree with all your points, and I also wanted to say I think you're a melting friendship.
[00:57:53]  Yeah.
[00:57:54]  Yeah, I know.
[00:57:55]  I know I'm a melting pot of friendship.
[00:57:57]  I know this.
[00:57:57]  You don't have to tell me.
[00:57:59]  712, you're on the air.
[00:58:02]  Goddamn, what a fucking stupid piece of shit.
[00:58:06]  Oh, yeah, that's great.
[00:58:07]  You know, it took you a lot of articulation to do that.
[00:58:09]  239, you're on the horn.
[00:58:15]  No, you idiot.
[00:58:16]  All right.
[00:58:17]  All right.
[00:58:18]  Friday's gone.
[00:58:19]  Friday's gone now.
[00:58:20]  It's in litigation.
[00:58:21]  It's in court litigation.
[00:58:22]  All right.
[00:58:23]  The brother screwed the little girl.
[00:58:25]  All right.
[00:58:26]  And that's all there is to it.
[00:58:27]  I'm not saying that what he did was illegal.
[00:58:29]  What he did was fair and square.
[00:58:31]  You know what I mean?
[00:58:32]  You know, a little girl and her parents say, come on, make my daughter a star, baby.
[00:58:37]  Make my daughter a star.
[00:58:39]  And, you know, the guy's like, yeah, man, I'll make your daughter a star.
[00:58:42]  He's sign a name on a dotted nine right here.
[00:58:45]  I want you initial dad.
[00:58:46]  I want you to do this here right there.
[00:58:49]  And now that the damn thing, you know, what did they have?
[00:58:51]  Like almost 100 million hits, whatever the case might be.
[00:58:54]  Now all of a sudden, you know, the black fool, whatever his name is, decided that he's the rightful owner of 100% of the copyrights of that particular song.
[00:59:06]  And believe it or not, that's in litigation right now.
[00:59:08]  I kid you not.
[00:59:10]  I mean, that black feller, you know, he's going to be on 2020 this evening, believe it or not.
[00:59:14]  You know?
[00:59:16]  I mean, ABC's actually giving this idiot props.
[00:59:19]  I kid you not.
[00:59:20]  Tonight, the goddamn blackfeller is going to be on 2020, and he's going to give another young artist a quote-unquote chance to be a star.
[00:59:29]  Oh, my God.
[00:59:30]  Another chance, huh?
[00:59:32]  Jesus Christ, he's going to rob people blind.
[00:59:34]  It's disgusting.
[00:59:35]  It's really disgusting.
[00:59:36]  I feel bad for Rebecca Black.
[00:59:38]  You know that?
[00:59:39]  I mean, here's a little girl wanting to be a star.
[00:59:42]  She was a star here for a second.
[00:59:44]  Now she wants to get paid.
[00:59:46]  And now that she's looking to get paid, Brother Man over here says, nah, baby, I got it.
[00:59:50]  You don't say I own 100% of this, baby.
[00:59:52]  Ain't nothing you can do about it, baby.
[00:59:54]  So it sucks, man, you know?
[00:59:56]  Anyway, I didn't mean to go into that.
[00:59:58]  I just, you know, these idiots are calling up doing this anyway.
[01:00:01]  602, you're on the horn.
[01:00:02]  What's up?
[01:00:04]  You there?
[01:00:05]  What's up?
[01:00:06]  What's going on?
[01:00:08]  Yeah.
[01:00:08]  Repin from CE.
[01:00:09]  How you doing?
[01:00:10]  I wanted to touch up on the whole White House thing.
[01:00:13]  Go for it.
[01:00:18]  Yeah, that's real lulzy, you idiot.
[01:00:20]  I mean, that's weak.
[01:00:21]  Last week.
[01:00:22]  All right.
[01:00:23]  571, you're on the horn.
[01:00:28]  Jesus Christ.
[01:00:29]  Here's another Peter Popper player, for Christ's sake.
[01:00:32]  Not going to say a goddamn thing.
[01:00:33]  You're just sitting there for 30 minutes, not saying anything, for Christ's sake.
[01:00:36]  Who else we got?
[01:00:37]  916, what's up?
[01:00:40]  Oh, hey, Ghost.
[01:00:41]  How's it going?
[01:00:43]  I just thought I'd remind you that the KKK meeting got rescheduled to Tuesday.
[01:00:47]  So I'll see you there.
[01:00:49]  Hey, really?
[01:00:50]  Hold on, stay on the line.
[01:00:51]  Are you serious?
[01:00:53]  Yeah.
[01:00:54]  Oh, man.
[01:00:54]  Hold on.
[01:00:55]  Stay on the line right there because I want to get more information about this because you know what time it is, folks?
[01:00:59]  It's time to play Guess the Minority.
[01:01:03]  That's right, folks.
[01:01:04]  I hear a little bit of an ethnic whang here.
[01:01:06]  I'm hearing a little bit of an ethnic whang, and I just want to speculate that there is some ethnicity going on here.
[01:01:13]  And if you have any guesses, please put it on the screen right now.
[01:01:17]  What do you think this is?
[01:01:18]  That's everybody's favorite game.
[01:01:20]  Guess the minority.
[01:01:21]  Anyway, let's go back to this caller here and see if we can guess his minority status.
[01:01:25]  All right, 916, you there?
[01:01:28]  Yeah.
[01:01:29]  All right.
[01:01:30]  I think that you're a Mexican.
[01:01:31]  Are you Mexican?
[01:01:33]  No.
[01:01:34]  You're lying.
[01:01:37]  I mean, what's up with that?
[01:01:38]  What's up with Mexicans when I call them out for being a Mexican?
[01:01:42]  They don't even want to admit it.
[01:01:43]  What's up with that?
[01:01:45]  I mean, wouldn't Kid Frost be rolling your ass right now for Christ's sake?
[01:01:49]  I mean, he wouldn't be down with that.
[01:01:50]  He'd be like, hey, Holmes, you should be doing it for Laraza.
[01:01:54]  You should be doing it for La Rasa.
[01:01:57]  And, you know, none of these Mexicans are brown and proud, for Christ's sake.
[01:02:00]  What's going on with that?
[01:02:02]  Why aren't you brown and you hung up?
[01:02:03]  Jesus Christ, you hung up.
[01:02:05]  Oh, come on.
[01:02:07]  Come on.
[01:02:10]  Jesus Christ.
[01:02:11]  Hey, look, if I am a racist, I would be supporting the supremacy of another race over everything else.
[01:02:20]  And I'm not.
[01:02:21]  All right?
[01:02:21]  Do you think that I'm standing up for these damn NASCAR watching Chaw chewing, Cheese Whiz guzzling, trailer park trash living, Dale Earnhardt worshiping pieces of trailer trash?
[01:02:33]  You think that I'm standing up for them, for Christ's sake?
[01:02:36]  I mean, give me a goddamn break.
[01:02:38]  I'm not standing up for them.
[01:02:39]  I'm standing up for the capitalists.
[01:02:41]  You understand?
[01:02:42]  That's who I'm standing up for.
[01:02:43]  I'm standing up for the capitalists.
[01:02:45]  I don't care what race you are.
[01:02:46]  I don't care what sexual orientation you are.
[01:02:49]  I don't care what gender you are.
[01:02:51]  As long as you are working, as long as you're paying taxes in your country of origin, and as long as you're not collecting one red cent from the government, well, then, by God, you are a capitalist, and I stand with you.
[01:03:03]  I fight with you.
[01:03:05]  I'll be on the front lines with you for Christ's sake against these disgusting heathens that want to do nothing but consume without any kind of productivity.
[01:03:15]  It's disgraceful, right?
[01:03:17]  It's disgraceful.
[01:03:17]  Look at these people are starting to wake up.
[01:03:19]  Look at them.
[01:03:20]  They're starting to wake up.
[01:03:21]  And I'm glad you're waking up because it's not fair.
[01:03:24]  The current situation that we have here in this country.
[01:03:27]  It is not fair that the capitalist, the working man, the individual that contributes to the government, is getting his finger shook up his ass by the government.
[01:03:36]  Shook up his ass by the goddamn people.
[01:03:39]  And it makes me sick to my stomach.
[01:03:41]  This is why I advocate.
[01:03:43]  And now that there are thousands, tens of thousands of people listening, we need to advocate this throughout the world.
[01:03:49]  And what am I talking about?
[01:03:51]  What am I suggesting?
[01:03:53]  What I'm suggesting is the capitalists.
[01:03:56]  The capitalists should assert their authority throughout the world.
[01:04:02]  We should demand from governments worldwide that capitalists be the exclusive party to participate in the political process.
[01:04:11]  The exclusive party.
[01:04:14]  Because look at what we have done thus far, allowing these regular American schmucks to vote here in this country.
[01:04:22]  The American experiment has been proven moot.
[01:04:25]  It has been proven mooch.
[01:04:29]  And it makes me sick to my stomach that nobody else can see it.
[01:04:33]  And the reason they can't see it is because they're collecting from the government.
[01:04:37]  They're moochers.
[01:04:39]  They're complacent with mediocrity.
[01:04:42]  They're complacent with being wastes of human flesh.
[01:04:48]  They're complacent with this crap.
[01:04:50]  And I'm a capitalist and I will not stand for this.
[01:04:55]  Give me capitalism or give me death.
[01:04:58]  For Christ's sake.
[01:05:01]  Give me capitalism or give me death.
[01:05:08]  Give me a goddamn drink.
[01:05:09]  Give me a drink.
[01:05:11]  Jesus Christ.
[01:05:15]  Give me capitalism or give me death.
[01:05:18]  That's all there is to it.
[01:05:20]  And you know what else?
[01:05:21]  I don't care what you do for a living.
[01:05:24]  I don't care if you're cleaning enema bags for a living.
[01:05:28]  I don't care if you're cleaning the leftover secretions after a night at the Triple X theater.
[01:05:35]  I don't care if you're cleaning shitballs, flipping burgers, or a CEO or a small businessman, a manager.
[01:05:41]  I don't care what you are.
[01:05:43]  As long as you're a capitalist, as long as you're making money and paying and contributing to society, contributing to the government, well, by God, you should have a bigger say-so in the political process than these simple minions that are doing nothing but mooching off the government.
[01:05:58]  These simplistic idiots that are complacent with being mediocre pieces of entitlement recipient crap.
[01:06:08]  I'm sorry, folks.
[01:06:10]  I'm getting a little out of head here.
[01:06:12]  I'm sorry, folks.
[01:06:12]  Give me a drink here, man.
[01:06:13]  I'm sorry.
[01:06:14]  I'm sorry.
[01:06:16]  I just have a lot of passion here.
[01:06:18]  I have a lot of passion for those hardworking people that are trying to prevent themselves from going to the dark side.
[01:06:26]  And what's the dark side?
[01:06:27]  Well, by God, it's easy.
[01:06:29]  It's so easy to sit here and be a disgusting, pathetic loser and apply for all the government programs that are available out here.
[01:06:38]  Oh, my God.
[01:06:38]  There are so many programs to sit back and just, oh, I'm going to collect unemployment.
[01:06:43]  Then I'm going to file for this bureaucracy for a housing voucher program.
[01:06:47]  Then I'm going to file for this bureaucracy for a food card.
[01:06:50]  Then I'm going to file for this bureaucracy so I can get myself a free cell phone.
[01:06:54]  I'm going to file for this bureaucracy so I can get myself some free insurance.
[01:06:57]  I'm going to file for this bureaucracy.
[01:06:58]  I mean, it's disgusting, man.
[01:07:04]  And I just can't.
[01:07:04]  I can't take it.
[01:07:05]  You know, I just can't take it anymore.
[01:07:07]  I mean, sometimes it hurts to wake up, man.
[01:07:10]  It hurts to wake up in the morning.
[01:07:14]  It hurts to wake up in the morning.
[01:07:16]  I mean, good.
[01:07:18]  Damn it.
[01:07:23]  It hurts to wake up in the morning.
[01:07:25]  God damn.
[01:07:28]  Jesus Christ.
[01:07:32]  I mean, what happened to America, man?
[01:07:35]  Jesus Christ.
[01:07:38]  Ah, Jesus Christ.
[01:07:45]  Jesus Christ.
[01:07:46]  I'm sorry, folks.
[01:07:48]  I'm getting off keys here.
[01:07:50]  I'm getting off Keister.
[01:07:51]  Let me get the.
[01:07:52]  Let's give me the mic.
[01:07:54]  I know.
[01:07:54]  I'm getting off Keyster here, folks, and I'm sorry.
[01:07:57]  I apologize, folks.
[01:07:58]  I mean, I've already missed the count here.
[01:08:01]  It's already seven minutes into the second hour of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
[01:08:08]  And, of course, I am your host, the man they call ghosts.
[01:08:12]  And, folks, I want to thank you.
[01:08:14]  Jesus Christ.
[01:08:16]  I want to thank you for tuning in with me.
[01:08:18]  If you could please, all right, please retweet the broadcast, all right?
[01:08:23]  Go to the forums, go to the social networks, go to the blogs, and spread around like wildfire.
[01:08:31]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[01:08:32]  My heart's beating like a rabbit.
[01:08:34]  Jesus Christ.
[01:08:37]  Oh, no.
[01:08:40]  Anyway, there's all kinds of little buttons underneath the player, folks.
[01:08:44]  As you can look underneath the player, there's all kinds of Facebook-like buttons.
[01:08:48]  There's all kinds of tweet this buttons and share this buttons.
[01:08:51]  Use and abuse those buttons, baby.
[01:08:53]  It's just a freaking click, for Christ's sake.
[01:08:57]  It's just a freaking click.
[01:09:02]  Anyway, I'm sorry, folks.
[01:09:05]  I'm sorry for Jesus Christ.
[01:09:08]  I'm sorry.
[01:09:08]  My heart's beating like a rabbit.
[01:09:09]  I'm sorry for letting everybody down.
[01:09:10]  I'm going off keyster, folks.
[01:09:12]  I'm sorry.
[01:09:13]  Let me just move on to the next subject matter.
[01:09:15]  We were talking about Congress trying to unfund the military theater in Libya.
[01:09:20]  Unfortunately, it was unsuccessful.
[01:09:23]  It was unsuccessful because these bedwetting liberals, they want to continue to send young people to die at war for no freaking reason.
[01:09:32]  Anyway, I want to talk a little bit about Lulsec, the Lulb.
[01:09:38]  It's so shocking and new.
[01:09:43]  Anyway, I want to talk a little bit about Lulsec here.
[01:09:46]  The reason that I want to talk about Lulsec, it's because they are finally starting to do some hacks for some serious causes.
[01:09:53]  I mean, you know, they are the only, as far as I know, I know Anonymous has thrown a couple of offshoot operations, but for the most part, Lulsec is actually going out and taking down targets for political purposes, baby.
[01:10:11]  I mean, this is what I'm talking about.
[01:10:13]  You understand?
[01:10:13]  This is what I'm talking about out here.

=== Immigrant Economic Impact (02:54) ===

[01:10:16]  And one of the recent causes, amongst many of them, but the most recent one here is them hacking into the Arizona Police Department immigration bureaucracy or something or other.
[01:10:27]  Yeah, I kid you not.
[01:10:29]  And the reason they did it, the reason they did it is because they disagree with the immigration situation out there in Arizona, and I can't blame them.
[01:10:38]  All right?
[01:10:39]  I can't blame them for Christ's sake.
[01:10:41]  I mean, the immigrants that are coming into this country are actually working.
[01:10:46]  They actually want to come in.
[01:10:47]  You know what I mean?
[01:10:48]  They want to work here.
[01:10:50]  You understand?
[01:10:51]  They want to work here.
[01:10:52]  They want to kick back.
[01:10:53]  They want to chill like some insane villains.
[01:10:54]  They want to actually take advantage of the freedoms that are accorded to these United States citizens that don't give a crap about it.
[01:11:03]  You understand?
[01:11:04]  They don't give a crap about the freedoms that they have, for Christ's sake.
[01:11:08]  So, I mean, I am in complete agreement with this particular hack.
[01:11:12]  I'm not endorsing this.
[01:11:13]  I'm not condoning this.
[01:11:15]  I'm not telling people to participate in this whatsoever.
[01:11:18]  Let's get that straight.
[01:11:20]  But if you are going to do it, you know what I mean?
[01:11:22]  Because people are doing it regardless.
[01:11:24]  Do it for a reason.
[01:11:25]  Do it for a cause, for Christ's sake.
[01:11:27]  You know what I'm saying?
[01:11:29]  I mean, do it for a cause.
[01:11:31]  I'm glad to see this.
[01:11:32]  I'm glad to see Lulsek saying, hey, you know what?
[01:11:35]  Enough with this disgusting, despicable immigration issue.
[01:11:39]  They're the only people working in this country.
[01:11:41]  And they're working below minimum wage, for Christ's sake.
[01:11:44]  And they're saving their capital.
[01:11:45]  They're sustaining themselves.
[01:11:47]  They're actually becoming a consumer market in this country.
[01:11:51]  And for you people that don't believe me, if you people that don't believe me that, hey, these immigrants are becoming an actual economic force, take a look at your goddamn latest sporting event.
[01:12:03]  And I guarantee you, you're going to see a Spanish-speaking advertisement during an English sporting event.
[01:12:10]  Now, why is this?
[01:12:12]  Why would any corporation advertise Spanish-speaking only?
[01:12:19]  Because the immigrants have actually become an economic force in this country.
[01:12:24]  You understand?
[01:12:25]  They have actually become an economic force in this country.
[01:12:30]  And, you know, what's really sad is that the majority of the American people, you know, the reason that they're hating on these illegal immigrants is because they're prospering out of their own work, out of their own hard work and ethic for Christ's sake.
[01:12:46]  You understand?
[01:12:47]  And they're pissed about it.
[01:12:48]  They're pissed that, man, it ain't fair, baby.
[01:12:51]  It ain't fair that the illegal immigrants out there, they're getting paid, baby.
[01:12:56]  I see them out there, man.
[01:12:57]  They're drinking, baby.
[01:12:58]  They got iPhones, baby.
[01:13:00]  They got all this, you know what I'm saying, baby.
[01:13:02]  And you're fair, baby.
[01:13:03]  It ain't fair that I don't get it, baby.
[01:13:05]  You want to know why you don't get it there, Mr. Entitlement Recipient?
[01:13:08]  Because you don't work.

=== Traffic and Trolls (15:44) ===

[01:13:10]  All right?
[01:13:11]  You don't care.
[01:13:12]  You just collect a check.
[01:13:14]  You don't work.
[01:13:16]  You know?
[01:13:17]  So I have no compassion for these American people.
[01:13:21]  What are the statistics?
[01:13:22]  53% or something of that nature or collected entitlements.
[01:13:25]  It's pathetic.
[01:13:26]  Pathetic.
[01:13:27]  What I'm saying is I want more immigrants to come into this country.
[01:13:31]  Are you kidding me?
[01:13:33]  I want more immigrants.
[01:13:34]  If you're from wherever you are in the world, come to America.
[01:13:38]  You know, do what was that, Neil Diamond song, you know?
[01:13:42]  From everywhere around the world, they're coming to America.
[01:13:49]  Come on down to America, everybody around the world.
[01:13:54]  They're coming to America.
[01:13:57]  Come on.
[01:13:58]  They're coming to America.
[01:14:01]  They're coming to America today.
[01:14:08]  Anyway, 646-652-4869.
[01:14:12]  Lulsek, the Lulzboat has sailed over to the Arizona Police Department.
[01:14:17]  Those racist bastards that now, if you happen to have a lighter shade of brown skin out there in Arizona, they can ask you for your papers.
[01:14:26]  Where's your papers?
[01:14:29]  But anyway, 646-652-4869 is the number to call.
[01:14:34]  Let's take some calls here.
[01:14:35]  We got 508.
[01:14:36]  You're on the horn.
[01:14:37]  What's up?
[01:14:41]  You there?
[01:14:44]  He's just sitting here.
[01:14:44]  He's not doing anything.
[01:14:45]  626, you're on the horn.
[01:14:48]  Talk Texas, you racist act of shit.
[01:14:52]  You waited like literally 30 minutes to say that?
[01:14:56]  Yeah.
[01:14:57]  It's Friday, for Christ's sake.
[01:14:59]  It's Friday.
[01:15:00]  You don't have like any chicks around there or any kind of like gamer events.
[01:15:04]  There's nothing you can do.
[01:15:05]  You waited 30 minutes just to say that.
[01:15:07]  I mean, you couldn't.
[01:15:08]  Is there anything to do in your town?
[01:15:11]  No, my girl's right here.
[01:15:12]  Is that a problem?
[01:15:13]  Oh, yeah?
[01:15:14]  Let's talk to her right now.
[01:15:15]  We all want to hear that you actually have a girl next to you.
[01:15:17]  We all want to hear it.
[01:15:20]  Does it matter?
[01:15:21]  No, we want to hear it.
[01:15:22]  You're claiming that, yeah, I got my girl right here.
[01:15:24]  She's sitting on my lap, baby.
[01:15:25]  We'll want to hear her.
[01:15:26]  All right?
[01:15:27]  We want to hear that it's an actual person and not a blow-up doll.
[01:15:33]  Oh, don't hang.
[01:15:34]  Why'd you hang on?
[01:15:39]  Come on.
[01:15:43]  I mean, what a piece of garbage, man.
[01:15:45]  I mean, don't lie to me, asshole.
[01:15:47]  Don't lie.
[01:15:48]  Don't call up and say, yeah, I got my girl right here, baby.
[01:15:51]  She's sitting on my lap.
[01:15:52]  Because I'm going to say, well, let's hear her.
[01:15:54]  You know, tickle her or something.
[01:15:55]  I didn't want to talk to her.
[01:15:56]  You know what I'm saying?
[01:15:57]  Just tickle the bitch or something.
[01:15:59]  So we had to know that, hey, this guy's probably going to get laid tonight.
[01:16:02]  He's lying.
[01:16:03]  And you want to know why you're lying, son?
[01:16:05]  Because you're a no-personality having jerk dick.
[01:16:08]  You called up, waited 30 minutes, and all you did was sputter out a sentence fragment.
[01:16:12]  That is why this Friday night you have no girl whacking your wiener.
[01:16:17]  You know?
[01:16:18]  You have no girl there, you know, wanting to, you know, somewhat pump out some of that dick snot out of your pecker shaft because you have no personality.
[01:16:29]  And I'm sorry for getting so vulgar out there, but it's Baller Friday, for Christ's sake.
[01:16:32]  Who cares?
[01:16:33]  It's Baller Friday.
[01:16:35]  Jesus Christ.
[01:16:36]  It's mature audiences only, anyway.
[01:16:38]  If anybody's too young to be listening, I'm sorry.
[01:16:40]  Come on.
[01:16:41]  Come on.
[01:16:44]  Anyway, 985, you're on the horn.
[01:16:46]  What's up?
[01:16:47]  Hi.
[01:16:48]  Hey, what's up?
[01:16:49]  So, don't hang out, but I do want to discuss some of the things you did say about your racism.
[01:16:54]  Go ahead.
[01:16:55]  I'm not going to call you that, but your definition of racism is completely wrong.
[01:17:00]  Racism is a noun.
[01:17:01]  A belief or doctrine that.
[01:17:03]  Jesus Christ, here we go.
[01:17:04]  Here we go with this crap.
[01:17:05]  You know what I mean?
[01:17:07]  Jesus Christ.
[01:17:08]  You see, this is what America's turned out to be.
[01:17:11]  There are a bunch of.
[01:17:12]  Oh, wait a minute.
[01:17:12]  I got to look it up.
[01:17:13]  I got to look it up and read it.
[01:17:15]  I don't remember it for myself.
[01:17:17]  I can't use common freaking sense.
[01:17:19]  I got to have something to tell me what to do and how to think.
[01:17:23]  That's what I need.
[01:17:24]  I need a book to tell me, yeah, this is a shut up for Christ's sake, all right?
[01:17:29]  Why don't you think out of your own brain, asshole?
[01:17:31]  Why don't you make an observation based upon the actions that are unfolding before you?
[01:17:36]  Stupid moron.
[01:17:38]  I don't want to hear your death.
[01:17:39]  I don't want to hear some regurgitated bunch of crap that some old idiot from like 200 years ago defined.
[01:17:45]  All right?
[01:17:46]  Jesus Christ.
[01:17:47]  Let's take some more callers.
[01:17:48]  408, what's up?
[01:17:50]  Ghost, you want to see a real player with a woman in the background?
[01:17:55]  Uh-oh, I think I reckon it's Scoopy Bone, baby.
[01:17:59]  Just give her a bone.
[01:18:00]  What's up, man?
[01:18:02]  Hey, girl, say hi to ghosts.
[01:18:03]  We're live on the ghost show right now.
[01:18:11]  You want to say anything else?
[01:18:15]  Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
[01:18:18]  Well, so obviously you can tell I'm getting laid tonight.
[01:18:22]  But first off, ghost, let me just say, fuck all those low-life pieces of fucking troll trash that you have in the chat room.
[01:18:29]  You know what I mean, ghosts?
[01:18:30]  Because they're coming on your show and they're trying to destroy it, but the man of your power is not going to let that happen.
[01:18:40]  And you know what, ghost?
[01:18:41]  I want to put a big cheers out because today we lost a great person.
[01:18:46]  I don't know if you're familiar with this person, but he goes by the name of Columbo.
[01:18:52]  Yeah, Peter Falk.
[01:18:54]  Rest in peace, Peter Falk, man.
[01:18:56]  Shout out to Peter Falk, man.
[01:18:58]  Yeah, no kidding, man.
[01:18:59]  I'm going to go ahead and cheer us to that here.
[01:19:01]  LCO and all the real fucking person right there.
[01:19:05]  But you know what, Ghost?
[01:19:06]  So you actually got yourself a hookup for this evening, man?
[01:19:12]  You're celebrating the weekend appropriately, that sort of thing.
[01:19:16]  Ghost, I took the day off of work today.
[01:19:18]  Last week, I was supposed to get a commission check of $5,000.
[01:19:23]  These fucking bastards told me, wait till next week.
[01:19:27]  We'll get you on the next one.
[01:19:28]  So this is the next week.
[01:19:30]  My $5,000 are here.
[01:19:32]  I was at Santana Row with my good old friend right here.
[01:19:35]  We were just having a good old lunch.
[01:19:37]  Banged her out real quick.
[01:19:39]  Now we're on the ghost show, and you know, I'm just here just chilling, ghost.
[01:19:42]  You know what I'm saying?
[01:19:43]  That's the way to live, baby.
[01:19:44]  That's the way to live, man.
[01:19:46]  I'm telling you that right now.
[01:19:47]  It's the way to live.
[01:19:48]  And you see, you see a lot of people here in this chat room.
[01:19:51]  We got 500 people on a consistent basis in this chat room.
[01:19:54]  We now have over 15,000 live streams going on at this point in time.
[01:19:59]  Now, tell these people, and they're mostly trolls, or mostly, you know, a bunch of single mom-raised fruit bowl, feminine vernacular, feminine physical attribute, George Michael, Glory, whole servant, fruit bowls.
[01:20:15]  Can you tell these people that it ain't worth being some goddamn entitlement recipient, and it's all about being a capitalist?
[01:20:24]  I mean, explain it.
[01:20:24]  And moreover, goofy bone, can you explain to them that I'm not a racist?
[01:20:29]  Can you explain to these people that I am not a racist?
[01:20:31]  Also, go ahead.
[01:20:33]  First off, let's start off with you not a racist.
[01:20:37]  If Ghost could give me more than five seconds on the phone line, I'm Mexican, people.
[01:20:42]  And to those idiots out there, I'm not black, you dumb shit.
[01:20:45]  I'm Mexican, okay?
[01:20:47]  So why would Ghost waste this time if he was racist on listening to a Mexican here with a bimbo, you know what I'm saying?
[01:20:55]  Well, I have like what, I'm going to say $4,900 something dollars left, but you know what I'm saying?
[01:21:01]  I'm just here just chilling, you know what I'm saying?
[01:21:02]  So to you people out there, Ghost is a melting pot of friendship, okay?
[01:21:10]  He wouldn't have me on the show.
[01:21:12]  He wouldn't have that fucking commie from fucking Sherman Mao fucking land.
[01:21:19]  He wouldn't have him on the show.
[01:21:20]  He wouldn't have fucking Tocki on the show.
[01:21:23]  He wouldn't have that fucking low-life loser on the show.
[01:21:25]  Ghost loves you all, and you fucking trolls should do the same fucking thing and love them back because he's here.
[01:21:33]  He's here laying it out for you, idiots, rolling the red carpet, letting you guys know that this is what it takes to be a capitalist.
[01:21:41]  Follow these procedures, and you will make money.
[01:21:44]  You will be a capitalist.
[01:21:46]  Women will look at you different than looking at you as a low-life self-entitlement piece of fucking monkey trash.
[01:21:53]  You know what I mean?
[01:21:56]  Hey, man, I couldn't have said it better myself.
[01:21:58]  But of course, I mean, look at these people in the chat room, for Christ's sake.
[01:22:01]  I mean, they are flapping their fat Dorito-stained fingers on the keyboard, talking garbage.
[01:22:06]  Now they're calling you a racist, for Christ's sake.
[01:22:08]  No, you're the racist.
[01:22:09]  Jesus Christ.
[01:22:09]  I am.
[01:22:10]  Make up your freaking mind.
[01:22:12]  Ghost, I am racist.
[01:22:13]  I'm going to say that for sure.
[01:22:15]  I hate everybody but you, ghosts.
[01:22:17]  You know what I'm saying?
[01:22:19]  That's all I could say.
[01:22:20]  But you know what, Ghost?
[01:22:21]  I want to give a special shout out and a special cheers to Lolsack.
[01:22:25]  You know the number that they had?
[01:22:27]  I left a little inquiry that, you know, since I'm a good old Mexican and I'm going to have an album called Illegal Alien coming out 9, 10, 11, I asked them if maybe they could do me a favor and, you know, get some news about some hacking regarding the immigration shit.
[01:22:43]  And you know what?
[01:22:44]  They answered my call.
[01:22:46]  So cheers, Lolsek.
[01:22:47]  Thank you for doing what I asked, Lolsack.
[01:22:50]  No kidding.
[01:22:51]  Let me tell you something.
[01:22:52]  It's good to see that Lulsack is actually doing some hacks for cause.
[01:22:56]  This is great.
[01:22:57]  I mean, you know, I am guinea today.
[01:22:59]  Believe it or not, when I heard that Lulsec actually infiltrated the Arizona police immigration bureaucracy or whatever the hell they penetrated, I mean, I was kidding.
[01:23:09]  You know, I was jumping for joy because now the government's starting to see that this isn't just about the lulz anymore.
[01:23:16]  You know, this is just like those hippies back in 1969 when they were out there having mud pit orgies out there in Woodstock, when they were out there, you know, selling Red Book, you know, Chairman Mao, all this other nonsense.
[01:23:29]  It's time for this generation.
[01:23:30]  It's time for your generation to rise up and start asserting your authority from these baby boomers that left you nothing but deficits, left you nothing but serfdom, left you nothing but crap.
[01:23:44]  And it's time for the young people, I'm telling you, Lulsec, Anonymous, these people are actually putting it on the scene that, hey, there may be a lot of dumb idiots in America.
[01:23:55]  There may be a lot of dumb people in the world, but there are those of us that are amongst this generation that are actually going to rise up and utilize the methods and the traditions that you utilized during the 1969 leftist uprising.
[01:24:12]  We're going to put it on you, baby boomers, but tenfold.
[01:24:17]  Hey, let me tell you something, much props to Lulsek on that.
[01:24:19]  No kidding, man.
[01:24:21]  Yeah, I mean, you know, American people, the American people are becoming racist, and it's not because of a race issue.
[01:24:28]  It's a class issue.
[01:24:30]  You know, they're seeing the Mexican, the illegal Mexicans coming in here.
[01:24:33]  They're working.
[01:24:34]  They're making capital.
[01:24:35]  They're spending money.
[01:24:36]  They're actually becoming an economic force, and they're envious.
[01:24:39]  That's what's happening out here in America, and it's disgusting.
[01:24:42]  I can't believe America can look at itself in the face and call themselves non-racists.
[01:24:47]  They can call themselves non-racists.
[01:24:49]  Go ahead.
[01:24:50]  You know, Ghost, you know what pisses me off?
[01:24:52]  Racism started when that fucking junkyard America Sanford and Sun reject went into the fucking Oval Office.
[01:25:00]  That's when racism ended.
[01:25:01]  All right, ghost.
[01:25:02]  You guys got your wish.
[01:25:04]  All you little black kids throughout the world prayed for a black president.
[01:25:08]  Here's your moment.
[01:25:09]  Now what is he doing?
[01:25:11]  Not even.
[01:25:11]  He's doing the same shit a white fucking president's doing.
[01:25:15]  So to those of y'all out there who wanted change, the only change you got was a skin color.
[01:25:20]  And, you know, all I got to say is to those of you people out there hating on the illegal aliens that are coming over the border trying to work, get off your lazy American ass, go do their jobs so those illegal aliens won't have any jobs to come over here for.
[01:25:37]  Think about it.
[01:25:39]  They're not going to go work.
[01:25:40]  I mean, you know, Georgia recently enacted a similar anti-immigration bill out there in the state of Georgia.
[01:25:47]  And now there are 11,000 farm jobs available, you know, to pickers and, you know, planters and farmhands.
[01:25:56]  There are 11,000 people available.
[01:25:58]  There are 11,000 jobs.
[01:26:00]  And are the ass clowns in Georgia that are collecting entitlements, are they getting off their asses and going and getting those jobs?
[01:26:06]  Hell no.
[01:26:08]  Anybody from across America, anybody from across America that needs a job, are they going down there to Georgia and kind of looking for a job in the farm industry?
[01:26:17]  There's 11,000 jobs available right now in Georgia because of this anti-immigration law.
[01:26:22]  And you see, this is what makes me sick.
[01:26:24]  And you know what's going to happen to all the crops out there?
[01:26:26]  They're going to go bad.
[01:26:27]  They're going to rot.
[01:26:28]  It's going to be famine out there because these stupid rednecks out there in Georgia decided, I don't like a Mexican out there working, boy.
[01:26:36]  We're taking away American jobs, boy, and I'm going to go out there and make it illegal.
[01:26:41]  And now they made it illegal.
[01:26:42]  There's 11,000 jobs available out there and nobody wants them.
[01:26:46]  Everybody's still collecting like a goddamn tournament loser.
[01:26:50]  You know what pisses me off, ghost?
[01:26:52]  If these entitlement pushers had the fucking brains, they would have gone over there, made a deal saying, hey, pay me under the table.
[01:27:01]  And, you know, they could get their entitlement plus and under the table with fucking money.
[01:27:06]  Boom.
[01:27:07]  You know what I'm saying, ghost?
[01:27:08]  But no, they don't have no brains.
[01:27:10]  All they have is fat belly, lazy fucking cheeto stain, pieces of monkey, drinking fucking chocolate milk pieces of shit.
[01:27:19]  That's all they are, ghosts.
[01:27:21]  And it pisses me off because I'm sitting here working as an independent contractor.
[01:27:26]  I can't even get a nine-to-five job, ghost.
[01:27:28]  I have to sit here and pray and pray that I get a sale today in order to make a fucking dollar.
[01:27:35]  You know what I mean, ghost?
[01:27:36]  And you're working, people.
[01:27:38]  That's the thing about it, Goofy.
[01:27:40]  You're working your ass off out there.
[01:27:41]  That's something that these entitlement recipient losers are never going to ever understand until they're forced to understand it.
[01:27:47]  And what's really unfortunate is people are talking about al-Qaeda.
[01:27:50]  People are talking about terrorism.
[01:27:52]  That's not a threat to America's national security.
[01:27:54]  That's not a threat to America's prosperity.
[01:27:56]  It's the American people.
[01:27:58]  The assholes are out here thinking that they somehow are owed all these damn entitlements.
[01:28:04]  Like, somehow they were born, and because they were born, we're supposed to just feed these people.
[01:28:10]  We're supposed to clothe these people.
[01:28:12]  We're supposed to house these people.
[01:28:13]  And that's a bunch of garbage.
[01:28:15]  That's a bunch of garbage.
[01:28:16]  And people need to get off the fast asses and start realizing they need to pull themselves off their bootstraps and start learning that they need to start taking care of themselves, for Christ's sake.
[01:28:25]  And let me tell you, I mean, you saw how they were reacting in Madison, Wisconsin when these teachers got their damn tenures taken away from them and, you know, did just minor adjustments to their ridiculous unionization.
[01:28:37]  These idiots went nuts, and these are teachers.
[01:28:39]  These are supposed to be teaching the wealth of America, and they went nuts.
[01:28:45]  Just imagine these people when they get their goddamn entitlements cut, government cheese cut, housing voucher cut.
[01:28:52]  It's going to be a damn madhouse out here, man.

=== Want to Hurt Me (07:53) ===

[01:28:55]  And you know what, ghost?
[01:28:56]  I pray for that day because I want to sit back and watch every fucking entitlement pusher, every EBT fucking bimbo, every fucking low-life guy that depends on the government check to sit there and cry and put their fucking thumbs up their ass because they don't know what the hell's going to go on next, ghost.
[01:29:16]  You know what I mean?
[01:29:17]  They don't without that check.
[01:29:20]  And you know what pisses me off is that these idiots in the chat room are calling me fucking a fag when I got a chick over here sitting on the couch waiting for me to bang her out again while I'm yelling at you idiots to fucking wake up.
[01:29:33]  Make up.
[01:29:35]  No kidding, wake up.
[01:29:37]  No kidding, wake up, for Christ's sake.
[01:29:41]  Believe it or not, believe it or not, you said Taseki's name.
[01:29:43]  I don't mean to bring this up, but this guy somehow got himself on the switchboard here.
[01:29:48]  I haven't seen Taseki.
[01:29:50]  You say his name.
[01:29:51]  All of a sudden, Taseki is back.
[01:29:55]  Let me just bring him along, see what he's got to say.
[01:29:57]  Taseki, are you there, man?
[01:29:58]  You there, Taseki?
[01:30:00]  I am indeed, Ghost.
[01:30:01]  Nice to see you, sir.
[01:30:02]  How's it going?
[01:30:03]  You know, I know that you probably heard it through the grapevine that, you know, Goofy Bone was on the air.
[01:30:07]  You know, of course, he gave you maybe a 187 shot.
[01:30:11]  I was not very friendly to you.
[01:30:12]  So you call up.
[01:30:13]  So what's going on?
[01:30:15]  Do you want to ask me?
[01:30:16]  Well, I was going to ask the first thing, sir.
[01:30:18]  I was actually more amused that he managed to confuse race and nationality.
[01:30:23]  I'm a British national.
[01:30:24]  British isn't necessarily a race.
[01:30:27]  Additionally, I was quite amused that he's got a girl that sounds like she's his eight-year-old, illegitimate child.
[01:30:35]  So I assume he's there, like, taking care of her and hopefully paying the support.
[01:30:38]  Oh, yeah.
[01:30:38]  Let's make her the fucking crowd right now.
[01:30:40]  Let's see if she's an eight-year-old fucking, whatever the fuck you said, you stupid fucking brick.
[01:30:47]  Well, she did sound very young, Goofy, and you sounded very proud you were tapping that.
[01:30:51]  So I don't know what to say.
[01:30:52]  I didn't really know how to return.
[01:30:56]  Please don't talk over me.
[01:30:57]  It's very immature and very pathetic.
[01:31:00]  Well, how old did you say she was?
[01:31:03]  I said she sounded like she was eight.
[01:31:06]  They said you sound like you're eight.
[01:31:07]  Can you maybe talk like, you know, you got an older voice or something, eight-year-old girl?
[01:31:14]  Hold on.
[01:31:16]  What the fat?
[01:31:18]  Wow.
[01:31:19]  Your little eight-year-old's got some very bad language, Goofy.
[01:31:22]  You should be bringing her up better.
[01:31:26]  Oh, they say you have bad language, eight-year-old girl.
[01:31:30]  Are you eight years old?
[01:31:31]  Why don't you tell the audience because we're live on the radio to shut this fucking British cocksucker up?
[01:31:39]  obviously you're a British cocksucker according to an eight-year-old girl that you are you kidding me guys Calm down, guys.
[01:31:47]  Calm down.
[01:31:48]  Now, what's the beef between you guys, man?
[01:31:50]  Now, look, you know, this has even gotten on YouTube, this little fight between you guys.
[01:31:55]  What's the problem?
[01:31:56]  Goofy, what do you have against Tozeki?
[01:31:58]  And then Toseki, what do you have against Goofy here?
[01:32:00]  Because this is some kind of show drama, and people are kind of interested about it.
[01:32:05]  Well, if I could interject first, I'd actually just like to say I do respect Goofy's girl of whatever age she is, just because in terms of her reply, she's been better than almost every troll I've been hearing for this past week.
[01:32:19]  All these new fags have really screwed up the show, so I'd like to at least give her props for that.
[01:32:25]  Oh, man, he's dissing the new fags coming in.
[01:32:27]  What are you going to say, Goofy?
[01:32:28]  Go ahead, man.
[01:32:30]  Ghost, you're the one that has millions and billions of minutes of archives.
[01:32:34]  I mean, people could go back and you could just see Tozeki hated on me for God knows what.
[01:32:40]  So that's the only reason why I have a beef with him.
[01:32:43]  Obviously, I'm not on his level because we don't have the same intelligence.
[01:32:47]  And of course, he's not on my level because he doesn't have the same muscles.
[01:32:51]  So, I mean, even it out.
[01:32:53]  I guess we're at a draw.
[01:32:55]  I don't know how you could, please never say that we're anything alike or on any kind of similar level.
[01:33:04]  That is absolutely insulting, sir.
[01:33:08]  Excuse me, Tozeki.
[01:33:09]  Go back in the archives, you dumb Brit, and listen to the words you say.
[01:33:14]  Just listen to the, when I challenged you for a fight, listen to your words.
[01:33:20]  Yes, I said why do muscles count and why would it be me that would have to fly all the way to the U.S. when you make all this money mowing lawns?
[01:33:29]  I mean, you must have done an awful lot of mowing to make, what did you say, 5,000?
[01:33:36]  Okay, that's so funny.
[01:33:38]  Even if I did mow lawns out here in Northern California, I could probably make that $5,000 in a good week.
[01:33:43]  But anywho, fucking Tozaki, you said you're nothing in my intellectual show brainwave.
[01:33:52]  I did ask you not to resort to pathetic languages because it does make you seem incredibly ignorant, Goofy.
[01:33:58]  Well, Tozeki, like you told the world, I don't have any intelligence, so might as well act stupid, right?
[01:34:05]  Well, I just thought I'd, you know, try and make you a better person.
[01:34:08]  I mean, it is a bit like, but I am doing the very best I can for you, sir.
[01:34:13]  I know you are.
[01:34:14]  You know, because of you and all these other trolls, I used your all your little sniplets and put it on my show.
[01:34:19]  And believe me, everyone loves it.
[01:34:21]  So thank you guys.
[01:34:22]  You guys made my fucking day.
[01:34:24]  I'm glad to hear it.
[01:34:25]  I mean, there's got to be a low common denominator of humor somewhere.
[01:34:28]  So however you can get your laughs and hijinks, the better.
[01:34:32]  I can respect.
[01:34:33]  All right, look, look, let's calm down, guys.
[01:34:35]  I mean, this is really starting to get a little ugly here.
[01:34:38]  You know what I'm saying?
[01:34:40]  I mean, we got goddamn true capitalist radio show drama, for Christ's sake.
[01:34:44]  So let's just calm down here.
[01:34:45]  All right, we're supposed to be talking about Lulsec, you know, basically hacking the Arizona computers.
[01:34:52]  I think I've pretty much spent a pretty good time on that.
[01:34:54]  I want to talk about a little bit the FTC launching Google, you know, an antitrust inquiry on group Google for Christ's sake.
[01:35:02]  And of course, what's being alleged is that Google is utilizing its search requests because, believe it or not, two out of three searches on the Internet go through Google.
[01:35:12]  And they're actually, according to the inquiry by the FTC, the Federal Trade Commission, they are actually redirecting anybody who searches on their site to sites that are geared towards their specific interests or their financial interests or companies they own.
[01:35:30]  You understand?
[01:35:31]  I mean, it's pretty damn pathetic out here, and it doesn't surprise me that Google's doing this whatsoever.
[01:35:36]  It doesn't surprise me.
[01:35:38]  I mean, you know, Google decided that, you know, they weren't going to allow me to go out and use that stupid little banner crap, that stupid little advertisement garbage.
[01:35:48]  You know, because you're getting way too many clicks for what we think you deserve, so we're going to shut you down.
[01:35:57]  So shut up your ass, Google.
[01:35:59]  All right?
[01:36:00]  Shut up your ass.
[01:36:01]  I hope the FTC goes in there and shows that y'all are unscrupulous bastards.
[01:36:07]  Stupid moron.
[01:36:08]  Yeah, AdSense, whatever the hell it's called.
[01:36:10]  You think I care?
[01:36:11]  Stupid idiots sit over there, send traffic to Google.
[01:36:15]  Like, I don't know how many thousands of goddamn redirected traffic and they pay me shit.
[01:36:23]  Anyway, 6466524869 is the number to call here.
[01:36:26]  I didn't mean to get off on that tirade.
[01:36:28]  We're talking about this little dispute that Google's having with the FTC.
[01:36:36]  But, you know, I mean, I don't know what the hell to say.
[01:36:39]  You know what I mean?
[01:36:40]  I mean, hold on a second.
[01:36:42]  What the hell is going?
[01:36:43]  What's going on, engineer?

=== Vietnam Military Exercise (04:43) ===

[01:36:48]  Well, you know what?
[01:36:49]  Top titty if they don't like it, all right?
[01:36:53]  Top titty, all right?
[01:36:54]  I'm sick and tired of people sitting over here saying, oh, he's so mean.
[01:36:58]  He's so mean.
[01:36:58]  Why did he have to be that way?
[01:37:00]  He's so mean, man.
[01:37:01]  He has to be so mean.
[01:37:02]  I don't like it, man.
[01:37:03]  I don't like it as shit, man.
[01:37:05]  Why do you have to be so mean, man?
[01:37:07]  Hey, you know what?
[01:37:08]  I'm real.
[01:37:08]  That's what it is.
[01:37:09]  I'm a realist.
[01:37:11]  All right?
[01:37:12]  I'm a realist ass clown.
[01:37:13]  I'm not like you idiots out here that are, you know, living in la-la land for Christ's sake.
[01:37:17]  As a matter of fact, I'm going to take a break.
[01:37:19]  I'm going to take a break because we've got a lot of people in here flapping their fat Cheeto-stained fingers talking garbage about me, and I don't appreciate it, and I don't appreciate it whatsoever.
[01:37:28]  But before I take a break, I want to let everybody know, all right?
[01:37:31]  Especially all you trolls in here that are attempting to troll me, make me look like a jag off, all right?
[01:37:36]  Let me tell you something, all right?
[01:37:38]  I run this bitch.
[01:37:39]  Do you understand?
[01:37:40]  No matter how you idiots call me up, you soundboards, you know, rip off jokes from jokes.com, I run this bitch.
[01:37:48]  And you people need to understand this, all right?
[01:37:50]  You better not have your girlfriend or your mammy or somebody next to you listening to this broadcast because I guarantee you they're shoving a fist or two up their snatch hole, listening to my voice in complete freaking awe.
[01:38:04]  In complete freaking awe at the manly dominance that I'm throwing around this show like it ain't shit.
[01:38:14]  I'm telling you right now, if anyone, if any of these females that are next to you are listening in right now, they're probably whacking their clitorises off like a windshield wiper out of whack because I run this bitch.
[01:38:27]  All right?
[01:38:27]  I think that's what you need to understand.
[01:38:29]  All right?
[01:38:30]  I run this bitch for Christ's sake.
[01:38:32]  As a matter of fact, hey, engineer, do we have any goddamn, you know, run this bitch type of music?
[01:38:37]  You know, some kind of hardcore OG type of music, man.
[01:38:40]  What's going on?
[01:38:41]  Big Bear, Bet Burger, Big Burma.
[01:38:44]  Oh, yeah, that's right.
[01:38:47]  You see, this should go to show all you idiots that I am not a racist, all right?
[01:38:52]  One of my biggest role models, believe it or not, and he was a role model, you know, since he came out in 1998.
[01:39:00]  Birdman, baby.
[01:39:03]  The bird man.
[01:39:04]  That's right.
[01:39:05]  You got that on there, engineer?
[01:39:06]  The car.
[01:39:08]  That's right.
[01:39:08]  Let's put some birdman on, huh?
[01:39:11]  I run this bitch.
[01:39:12]  You got it?
[01:39:12]  Put it on.
[01:39:14]  Oh, man.
[01:39:17]  Oh, geez.
[01:39:20]  Oh, man.
[01:39:24]  I run this bitch.
[01:39:28]  But I'm never running out of money.
[01:39:33]  I run this house.
[01:39:34]  I'm talking money, nigga.
[01:39:37]  Much rocks to the bird man out here.
[01:39:39]  Anybody who knows birdman's Twitter, you tell them I said what up, man.
[01:39:43]  What up, man?
[01:39:45]  Yeah, I run this bitch, baby.
[01:39:47]  Walk for real.
[01:40:00]  Shining like a diamond from an eagle to a pigeon.
[01:40:03]  Birds on the wire, hunting deep, and we chillin'.
[01:40:06]  Finger on the trigger, that's an uptown living.
[01:40:09]  High to the sky, no dive in profit.
[01:40:12]  Hustling, doing donuts in the lamb.
[01:40:15]  Candy on the slab, fifty on the air.
[01:40:18]  Hunted at the crib, get it how you live.
[01:40:20]  Bunting on these bitches, red diamonds how I feel.
[01:40:23]  I run this bitch.
[01:40:25]  And I'ma keep running.
[01:40:26]  I'ma keep running.
[01:40:27]  But I'm never running out of money.
[01:40:29]  I'm a dog, I'm a sun.
[01:40:31]  Cause I don't do nothing.
[01:40:32]  And my car is so pretty.
[01:40:34]  I'll be told it's so fucking.
[01:40:35]  I got fifty wet times.
[01:40:47]  Give me a time to love my crime.
[01:40:58]  Let me love them and have it your eyes of love in you.

=== Abortion and Entitlements (08:20) ===

[01:41:32]  Do you really want to hurt me?
[01:41:36]  Do you really want to make me cry?
[01:41:41]  Brett's gift is the word that burn me.
[01:41:46]  Love is never asking why.
[01:41:51]  In my heart, the fire burning.
[01:41:55]  Truth, my God, I find it starved.
[01:42:00]  Brett's people always down me.
[01:42:05]  That's whatever can be fall.
[01:42:10]  Do you really want to hurt me?
[01:42:15]  Do you really want to make me cry?
[01:42:19]  Do you really want to hurt me?
[01:42:24]  Do you really want to make me cry?
[01:42:28]  Wait a minute, wait.
[01:42:29]  Engineer, turn this shit off.
[01:42:30]  Turn it off.
[01:42:31]  What the hell are you doing for Christ's sake?
[01:42:33]  This is crap.
[01:42:34]  What is this crap?
[01:42:40]  I don't care if the sound was messed up on the last song, for Christ's sake.
[01:42:44]  That's what you got, you piece of garbage?
[01:42:46]  You know, some stupid boy George butt-loving crap.
[01:42:50]  Do you really want to hate me?
[01:42:54]  Maybe, me, I mean, are you kidding me?
[01:42:57]  Jesus Christ, man.
[01:43:00]  Sorry, folks.
[01:43:01]  I mean, I was supposed to take a break here, but the engineer's sitting over here, you know, fruiting off or something.
[01:43:06]  I don't know what the hell's going on.
[01:43:07]  Anyway, let me move on to another subject matter.
[01:43:10]  We were talking about the FTC launching antitrust lawsuit against Google for, you know, its nefarious search result inquiries or queries, I should say, that redirect the searcher into sites that they have a vested interest in.
[01:43:28]  I want to hear from you.
[01:43:29]  I want to see what you've got to say about it.
[01:43:30]  646-652-4869 is the number to call.
[01:43:34]  Let's take some calls.
[01:43:35]  845, what's up?
[01:43:36]  You're on the horn, man.
[01:43:38]  Hey, Ghost.
[01:43:38]  I got to ask your opinion on something.
[01:43:40]  What's going on?
[01:43:42]  Who's your favorite character on My Little Pony?
[01:43:44]  Friendship is Magic.
[01:43:45]  No, shut up.
[01:43:46]  All right.
[01:43:46]  I tell you what.
[01:43:47]  I think you stupid little bronies, and for all you folks that don't know what bronies are, once again, these are actual young men that are 18 up into their 20s that are actually fans of the cartoon that was made for eight-year-old little girls, My Little Pony.
[01:44:05]  You understand?
[01:44:06]  And, you know, you've got all these stupid little bronies up in here.
[01:44:08]  They're calling up.
[01:44:09]  They think that this is some big joke or something.
[01:44:11]  I mean, they're fruity, for Christ's sake.
[01:44:13]  This is fruity crap.
[01:44:15]  This is the absolute pussification.
[01:44:17]  The absolute pussification of America being implemented right before our very eyes, and nobody gets two rats' asses about it.
[01:44:24]  The pussification of America.
[01:44:27]  Jesus Christ, we're supposed to be talking about the FTC launching a Google antitrust inquiry.
[01:44:33]  You know, and I think that that was long overdue.
[01:44:35]  I want to hear from you.
[01:44:36]  646-652-4869.
[01:44:39]  603, you're on the horn.
[01:44:41]  What's up?
[01:44:42]  Peters!
[01:44:44]  You stupid newfag.
[01:44:46]  Who else we got?
[01:44:47]  408, what's up?
[01:44:48]  You there?
[01:44:52]  Wrong, I guess not.
[01:44:53]  407, what's up?
[01:44:55]  Hey, Gosh, how you doing?
[01:44:56]  How's it going, man?
[01:44:58]  I'm doing pretty good.
[01:45:00]  I don't what's the deal with them trying to do with Google?
[01:45:06]  Do I understand what you said?
[01:45:08]  No, the FTC, the Federal Trade Commission, is actually looking into Google's search queries.
[01:45:14]  You know, like there's two out of three searches on the internet are actually made through Google.
[01:45:20]  And you've got a whole bunch of competitors like Bing, you've got other software competitors.
[01:45:26]  The EU is actually taking notice against this.
[01:45:29]  That Google is directing all searchers exclusively to their websites that they have vested interest in.
[01:45:36]  That's what they got.
[01:45:37]  I mean, it's pretty pathetic.
[01:45:40]  I see.
[01:45:43]  Okay, well, I guess you don't have an opinion about it.
[01:45:45]  832, what's up, man?
[01:45:50]  Yeah, you're playing with your Peter Popper.
[01:45:51]  239, what's up?
[01:45:57]  Shove that stupid shit up your ass.
[01:45:59]  334, Radio Grafana, you're on the air.
[01:46:02]  Jesus Christ, I'm getting ahead of myself, for Christ's sake.
[01:46:07]  Yeah, what's up?
[01:46:11]  I'd like to know a little more on your opinion about the Google stuff.
[01:46:16]  Well, you know, I think it's ridiculous, is what I think.
[01:46:19]  I think that Google has been trying to corner the market on a lot of different things.
[01:46:24]  I mean, they've been trying to become the overlord of the Internet, for Christ's sake.
[01:46:28]  I find it funny that Google is basically talking garbage against Facebook for data mining and psycho and demographic compiling when they've been doing it the whole time.
[01:46:40]  They've been doing it the whole time.
[01:46:42]  Moreover, you know, they redirect searches, you know, no matter what keywords you throw in there, they redirect your searches towards those websites that they have a vested interest in.
[01:46:53]  They have, you know, they've actually funded, or it's one of their offshoot companies.
[01:46:57]  It's pathetic, man.
[01:46:59]  It's really pathetic.
[01:47:01]  Anyway, are you there?
[01:47:06]  I guess you hung up.
[01:47:08]  203, what's up?
[01:47:10]  Yo, people just need to start using Ding. A.
[01:47:13]  It ties into a ton of shit, and it gives better search results.
[01:47:17]  Also, you're the first real man's man I ever heard on Blog Talk Radio that ever threw up because he got pissed off.
[01:47:24]  Yeah, I'm the first man on Blog Talk Radio that threw up because he got pissed off.
[01:47:28]  Well, you want to know why I'm throwing up for Christ's sake?
[01:47:31]  Because you idiots are burning a hole in my stomach.
[01:47:34]  That's why, you stupid sack of crap.
[01:47:36]  You people are making jackasses out of me on YouTube.
[01:47:40]  You're making goddamn stupid ass soundboards for Christ's sake.
[01:47:43]  You know what I mean?
[01:47:45]  It's pathetic.
[01:47:46]  It's sick.
[01:47:46]  It makes me sick for Christ's sake.
[01:47:48]  You're making, God damn it.
[01:47:50]  I mean, this is why I'm throwing up on the goddamn microphone for Christ's sake.
[01:47:57]  Take that shit.
[01:47:59]  God damn it.
[01:48:01]  God damn it.
[01:48:06]  I mean, this is supposed to be Baller Friday for Christ's sake.
[01:48:10]  This is supposed to be Baller Friday, and you people are ruining it.
[01:48:13]  You're ruining it for me.
[01:48:16]  You people are ruining Baller Friday.
[01:48:18]  And look at these people in the chat room.
[01:48:20]  They don't care.
[01:48:21]  They don't care.
[01:48:22]  They don't give a crap for Christ's sake.
[01:48:26]  Jesus Christ.
[01:48:31]  I don't know what else to say.
[01:48:32]  I have been trying.
[01:48:34]  I come up here every goddamn day.
[01:48:36]  Monday through Friday, I've been here, you assholes.
[01:48:38]  Monday through Friday.
[01:48:41]  4 to 7 p.m. Central Standard Time.
[01:48:44]  And every day I come up here, I get this.
[01:48:47]  I get this.
[01:48:49]  I mean, look at these people in the chat room.
[01:48:51]  Look at these sorry sacks of crap out here for Christ's sake.
[01:48:56]  I mean, they're stupid.
[01:48:57]  They're pathetic.
[01:49:01]  Jesus Christ.
[01:49:02]  Give me my drink.
[01:49:02]  Give me my drink for Christ's sake.
[01:49:09]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[01:49:15]  All right, give me the goddamn microphone.
[01:49:19]  Give me the goddamn microphone.
[01:49:24]  All right.
[01:49:25]  I think what I'm going to do now is I'm going to give some shout-outs on Twitter.
[01:49:30]  And for all you folks that aren't following me on Twitter, well, what the hell are you doing?
[01:49:34]  All right, Ghost Politics is the name to follow.
[01:49:37]  Jack Thompson, yeah, he's telling me to calm down.
[01:49:40]  I hear it.
[01:49:40]  We got Snake Kings in the house.
[01:49:42]  What's going on, man?
[01:49:43]  We got Emily Nayer in the place.
[01:49:45]  What's going on?
[01:49:46]  Stone Cold Ghost, what's up, man?
[01:49:50]  Love Joseph Fritzel.

=== Communist Government Talk (04:30) ===

[01:49:52]  Okay.
[01:49:53]  Who else we got going on here?
[01:49:54]  Ryan TS45, what's going on, man?
[01:49:59]  Who else we got going on here?
[01:50:01]  Gas Gara, what's up?
[01:50:04]  We are nice guys.
[01:50:06]  What's up, you stupid sack of crap trying to make fun of me, man?
[01:50:08]  I know what you're doing.
[01:50:10]  I know what you're doing for Christ's sake, you milky liquors.
[01:50:13]  Anyway, let's see who else we got going on over here.
[01:50:15]  We got East Infection.
[01:50:18]  We've got Brady Hender.
[01:50:20]  He's calling me a racist.
[01:50:21]  Well, you know, you look like a fruity bastard from where I'm seeing.
[01:50:25]  We got who else we got?
[01:50:27]  We got Pills here.
[01:50:28]  What's up?
[01:50:29]  We got Poco Hamster.
[01:50:33]  We got Saul Goodman in the place.
[01:50:36]  We've got that's about it.
[01:50:37]  That's about it for right now.
[01:50:38]  Jesus Christ.
[01:50:39]  Anyway, I want to hear from you.
[01:50:40]  646-652-4869 is the number to call here.
[01:50:45]  Let me move on to another subject matter because I want to talk a little bit about this situation.
[01:50:48]  As a matter of fact, we're running out of time, so let me just run through the goddamn rest of the agenda here.
[01:50:54]  It's Baller Friday, and I want to take some calls.
[01:50:57]  I want to do some other things.
[01:50:58]  I want to get to Radio Graffiti here at the last 30 minutes of the broadcast.
[01:51:02]  So let me just run through with this crap that we have to get through here.
[01:51:06]  And it's not crap.
[01:51:07]  It's actually informative.
[01:51:08]  It's news.
[01:51:08]  It's stuff that people need to know about.
[01:51:11]  But, you know, once again, nobody has any kind of thought on the matter.
[01:51:16]  I mean, they're just calling up, you know, acting stupid, sputtering out sentence fragments, for Christ's sake.
[01:51:22]  Anyway, I want to talk about the United States and the Philippines agreeing to do some kind of military exercise in the South China Sea.
[01:51:31]  And for you folks that have been listening in, I've been reporting that there has been a major confrontation between the Chinese and the communists in Vietnam.
[01:51:41]  The communists in Vietnam out there are basically flexing nuts against the Chinese, and the Chinese are flexing nuts against the communists in Vietnam over whether or not they can drill in the South China Sea.
[01:51:55]  And for the past week or so, China has been launching this military exercise in the South China Sea region.
[01:52:04]  And, you know, unfortunately, it's been putting a lot of people on edge, a lot of their goddamn neighbors on edge, to say the least.
[01:52:13]  And yesterday we reported that China warned those in the international community not to meddle with their dispute that they're having in this particular region.
[01:52:23]  All right?
[01:52:24]  They actually warned the international community.
[01:52:27]  They said that we don't want any kind of outside interference as it relates to the dispute that we have with Vietnam.
[01:52:34]  And now they have a dispute with the Philippines over the South China Sea.
[01:52:39]  Not only Vietnam, but the actual Philippines, for Christ's sake.
[01:52:43]  Well, now the United States is going to help the Philippines or kind of flex nuts to the Chinese by conducting a military exercise in that region, you know, which could do some saber-rattling, to say the least.
[01:52:59]  You know what I mean?
[01:52:59]  It's going to do some goddamn saber-rattling.
[01:53:02]  The Chinese are going to think that we're going to flex nuts against.
[01:53:05]  I don't know what the hell is going to happen.
[01:53:07]  This is very scary.
[01:53:09]  I mean, this is the last thing we need.
[01:53:11]  We're in like four military fronts as far as the American military is concerned.
[01:53:15]  The last thing we do need is some kind of military conflict with China, for Christ's sake.
[01:53:20]  That's the last thing we need.
[01:53:22]  But no, we got the American government saying, hey, we're just going to go ahead and help the Philippines, and we're going to conduct some kind of goddamn military operation out there in the South China Sea.
[01:53:33]  And, of course, yesterday we had, you know, told you folks that the Chinese have warned the international community not to meddle in that situation.
[01:53:42]  So I'm anxious to see what the hell is going to happen as a result of this particular military exercise that's going to be conducted next week.
[01:53:50]  All right, I think everybody should be concerned.
[01:53:53]  Anyway, let's take some calls.
[01:53:54]  646-652-4869.
[01:53:57]  We got 315 on the horn.
[01:53:59]  What's up?
[01:54:00]  You're on the air.
[01:54:02]  Ghost.
[01:54:03]  What's up?
[01:54:04]  Hey, I just recently got out of the military and I was wounded in Afghanistan.
[01:54:10]  So my question to you is: why do you hate what?
[01:54:17]  Why do you hate wounded and dead soldiers?
[01:54:21]  I don't hate wounded and dead soldiers.

=== Video Gaming Competitions (12:10) ===

[01:54:22]  Collecting all these benefits.
[01:54:24]  What?
[01:54:25]  Collecting all these benefits.
[01:54:27]  Yeah, here we go again with this crap.
[01:54:29]  You know what I'm saying?
[01:54:30]  Look, the bottom line is that the military signed up on the dotted line.
[01:54:36]  They're owed a certain amount of benefits, and they're getting those benefits.
[01:54:41]  All right?
[01:54:42]  You know, don't try to sit over here and twist this as if I'm, you know, going against the troops or some kind of crap.
[01:54:47]  All right?
[01:54:47]  Y'all put your names down.
[01:54:49]  Y'all are getting paid.
[01:54:50]  You know, free medical care, free everything.
[01:54:52]  There's no reason to sit over here and say, oh, I'm a veteran.
[01:54:56]  Are you saying because I'm collecting benefits that I don't have a rock to vote?
[01:55:00]  I mean, come on.
[01:55:01]  I mean, what sense does that make?
[01:55:04]  That doesn't make any sense.
[01:55:06]  All right.
[01:55:07]  So, you know, why don't you, you know, put your thinking cap on and stop acting like you're shell-shocked and get some reasoning going on.
[01:55:13]  All right, pal.
[01:55:14]  401, you're on the horn.
[01:55:16]  Hello.
[01:55:17]  What's up?
[01:55:20]  Never mind.
[01:55:21]  I forgot.
[01:55:22]  Yeah, well, of course you do.
[01:55:23]  You sound like a damn butt-loving fruit bowl.
[01:55:26]  Who else we got?
[01:55:26]  770.
[01:55:27]  What's up?
[01:55:28]  You're on the horn.
[01:55:30]  Hello?
[01:55:31]  Yeah, what's up?
[01:55:32]  Hey, this is about the KKK meeting that we were talking about earlier.
[01:55:35]  Is that a no or is that a go?
[01:55:37]  Here's this little nine-year-old peach buzz on the hash of an idiot.
[01:55:40]  Is that your dad in the background or somebody?
[01:55:42]  Let me talk to that son of a bitch.
[01:55:43]  I want to talk to one of your parents right now.
[01:55:49]  Hello.
[01:55:51]  Who is this?
[01:55:53]  This is your father.
[01:55:54]  You ever been a vote?
[01:55:55]  Oh, yeah, right.
[01:55:56]  Are you kidding me?
[01:55:56]  There's two little boys, you know, sitting here listening to the capitalist radio broadcast, and they're actually thinking they're getting some lulls for Christ's sake.
[01:56:04]  I mean, you sound a little old to be kicking it with that other feller there, don't you think?
[01:56:08]  Yeah, I rape him a regular base.
[01:56:11]  I bet you do.
[01:56:12]  You sound like you do, for Christ's sake.
[01:56:13]  Jesus Christ, just for admitting that, you know, I'm just going to take this number, you know, maybe give it to goddamn, what's that one called?
[01:56:22]  That one, that one pedophile, perverted justice, that's who.
[01:56:26]  Perverted justice, baby.
[01:56:31]  Anyway, let me give some more shout-outs, people.
[01:56:35]  We got a Harry Cox.
[01:56:38]  We got, I mean, what's up with the Fruit Bowl, man?
[01:56:41]  What's up with the Fruit Bowl crap that you people keep doing this for crap?
[01:56:45]  You make these fruity ass, dumb, stupid Twitter names, and you expect me to say it like some sort of fruit bowl or something.
[01:56:53]  Jesus Christ.
[01:56:56]  It's stupid, man.
[01:56:57]  It's enough.
[01:56:57]  Enough with these crap.
[01:57:01]  Jesus Christ.
[01:57:02]  Who else we got going on over here?
[01:57:05]  786, you're on the horn.
[01:57:08]  What's up, ghost?
[01:57:09]  What's up, man?
[01:57:11]  Hey, I just wanted to let you know, this is probably the worst impersonation of an Alex Jones show I've ever heard in my life.
[01:57:18]  Shove it up your ass, all right?
[01:57:19]  Screw Alex Jones.
[01:57:21]  I'm not trying to be Alex Jones, asshole.
[01:57:23]  All right?
[01:57:24]  Me and Alex Jones don't even think alike.
[01:57:26]  This idiot is sitting over here saying, Oh, we're going to end the Federal Reserve.
[01:57:30]  Oh, we're going to end the Federal Reserve.
[01:57:31]  Oh, we're going to end the Federal Reserve.
[01:57:33]  Meanwhile, this idiot is getting paid on what?
[01:57:35]  Federal Reserve notes.
[01:57:37]  That's right.
[01:57:37]  You know, I mean, you would think that if he was such a goddamn freedom fighter, that he would be like, I'm Alex Jones, and I renounce all the damn Federal Reserve notes that are set my way.
[01:57:48]  But no, he's not going to do that.
[01:57:49]  All right?
[01:57:50]  He's an idiot, and he's, you know, he's taking you kids all the way to the bank.
[01:57:55]  You know, why do you think that he always has to have a new crop of kids every like three or four years following around?
[01:58:00]  Why do you think he always has to have a new crop of kids for Christ's sake?
[01:58:03]  Because the old crop of kids realize that they ain't doing anything.
[01:58:07]  They ain't going nowhere.
[01:58:08]  All right.
[01:58:08]  They're being put on ridiculous lists that they don't belong on because Alex Jones, if you want my personal opinion, is exposing these people.
[01:58:19]  In my personal opinion, I think that goddamn Alex Jones is exposing these people for the neurotic nutcases that they are, for Christ's sake.
[01:58:28]  So anyway, I don't like Alex Jones.
[01:58:30]  Let's stop talking about that idiot already.
[01:58:32]  Let's stop talking about him.
[01:58:33]  He's a fat, pot-bellied bastard.
[01:58:35]  And how do you become fat and pot-bellied when you're supposed to be a freedom fighter?
[01:58:39]  Doesn't make any sense.
[01:58:40]  Anyway, let's take some more calls here.
[01:58:42]  803, what's up?
[01:58:48]  Jesus Christ.
[01:58:49]  770, you're on the horn.
[01:58:51]  Rainbow Dash for President.
[01:58:55]  Shut up.
[01:58:55]  All right.
[01:58:56]  Just shut your stupid mouth.
[01:58:57]  I mean, say something worth saying.
[01:58:59]  All right.
[01:59:00]  Make your voice worth the airtime, assholes.
[01:59:03]  425, you're on the horn.
[01:59:09]  You're taking too long, you idiot.
[01:59:10]  509, you're on the horn.
[01:59:12]  Hello?
[01:59:14]  Yeah.
[01:59:16]  On the matter of abortion, do you think the father has any rights?
[01:59:21]  Well, what do you mean?
[01:59:23]  What kind of rights?
[01:59:23]  What are you talking about?
[01:59:25]  Well, a lot of people say that the argument for abortion is that it's the mother's right to do with her body, but it's also the father's son.
[01:59:33]  Like, they usually don't get any say in it.
[01:59:36]  Well, you know, that's a good point.
[01:59:38]  You know, you're bringing up a very good point, son.
[01:59:40]  Now, if you want my personal opinion on the matter, I think that, you know, we need to get rid of all these entitlements and even child support.
[01:59:50]  Oh, yeah, I said it.
[01:59:52]  We need to get rid of child support so we can stop providing an opportunity for women to shit out children, trivialize life, just so that they can get paid.
[02:00:03]  All right?
[02:00:04]  Now, if you want my personal opinion, you know, if we're going to go out and say it's the woman's right and, you know, it's up to her whether or not she's going to have an abortion, well, then that's fine.
[02:00:13]  Well, then how about paying your own way, Broad?
[02:00:17]  All right?
[02:00:18]  I mean, look, can we just analyze this just for one second?
[02:00:21]  Let's just analyze it for one second.
[02:00:23]  All right.
[02:00:24]  In this country, the woman has the power to allow a man or not allow a man to penetrate their body.
[02:00:32]  You know?
[02:00:33]  I mean, it's that simple.
[02:00:35]  Now, if a man unwillingly penetrates a woman, that's rape.
[02:00:40]  And rightfully so.
[02:00:41]  They go to jail, they don't pass go, and they don't collect $200.
[02:00:46]  All right?
[02:00:46]  So if the woman has the power by law to oblige a sexual encounter, well, then why should the damn man be responsible when this stupid bimbo, you know, didn't prove herself not to be fertile, and she decides to shit out a kid for Christ's sake.
[02:01:04]  You understand what I'm saying?
[02:01:05]  It makes no sense.
[02:01:07]  All right?
[02:01:08]  I mean, look, I know that there's a lot of people out here that are going to disagree with me.
[02:01:12]  I know there's a lot of individuals that are going to say, I can't believe he's saying that.
[02:01:17]  I'm saying it.
[02:01:18]  All right?
[02:01:19]  Women are utilizing children as income.
[02:01:23]  All right?
[02:01:24]  Baby making has turned into big business.
[02:01:27]  All right?
[02:01:28]  I mean, the more children that you have, the more money you can collect from the government, the more money you can collect from nonprofit organizations, the more money you can collect from child support.
[02:01:39]  And then, you know, you combine all these incomes together.
[02:01:42]  They can still go out and work.
[02:01:45]  You know what I'm saying?
[02:01:46]  So you mean to tell me that we're supposed to sit here and give so much props to these single mothers out here that are, oh, I'm a single mother.
[02:01:56]  I'm great.
[02:01:57]  Shut up.
[02:01:58]  All right?
[02:01:59]  Just shut up.
[02:02:01]  You're the people who've trivialized life.
[02:02:03]  You've trivialized making a baby.
[02:02:05]  Making a baby was supposed to be a beautiful thing.
[02:02:08]  It was supposed to be a thing that was of nature.
[02:02:11]  It's supposed to be appreciated.
[02:02:13]  You people have turned it into a trivialized bunch of garbage.
[02:02:16]  All right?
[02:02:17]  And let me tell you something.
[02:02:18]  If you happen to be a young man or a young woman and you have been brought up by your mother, you know what I'm talking about.
[02:02:24]  If you're ever brought up by a single mother, you know what I'm talking about.
[02:02:27]  Unless your mother was one of these women that decided, hey, man, I hopped on something that looked good in a leather jacket.
[02:02:33]  I had this kid.
[02:02:35]  I got to go out and I got to pay for them.
[02:02:37]  You know, I got to go out and I got to work.
[02:02:39]  You know, I'm not going to go out and make excuses.
[02:02:41]  I'm not going to go to the damn welfare line.
[02:02:43]  I'm not going to collect a food card.
[02:02:45]  Those women, hey, more power to you.
[02:02:48]  I mean, those are capitalists.
[02:02:49]  You know, the women that don't make an excuse, that don't say, oh, man, he got me pregnant.
[02:02:55]  He got me.
[02:02:56]  He got me pregnant.
[02:02:57]  He got me pregnant.
[02:02:59]  I mean, give me a freaking break.
[02:03:03]  So, hey, I said it.
[02:03:04]  All right, assholes.
[02:03:05]  I said it.
[02:03:06]  And if you don't like it, shut up your ass.
[02:03:09]  All right?
[02:03:10]  Shut up your ass.
[02:03:13]  All right?
[02:03:13]  I mean, all these freaking single mothers out here.
[02:03:16]  I mean, you will never find a bigger emotional vampire than a single mother for Christ's sake.
[02:03:23]  Jesus Christ.
[02:03:24]  I kid you not.
[02:03:25]  I kid you not.
[02:03:26]  I mean, you see them all the time out here in everyday society.
[02:03:30]  You see them on TV for Christ's sake.
[02:03:32]  You know what I mean?
[02:03:33]  And I'm glad that at least in the court shows, you got some of these people that are trying to tell these stupid bimbos that they're skankosauruses and they need to keep their goddamn legs closed.
[02:03:42]  All right?
[02:03:44]  It's pathetic.
[02:03:48]  And I'm not a sexist.
[02:03:49]  You idiots could sit here and call me that all the time.
[02:03:51]  I'm protecting womanhood.
[02:03:53]  That's what I'm doing.
[02:03:54]  I'm protecting womanhood and promoting manhood, just like Judge Joe Brown says.
[02:03:58]  All right?
[02:03:58]  That's what I'm doing.
[02:04:01]  I mean, women should have more respect for themselves.
[02:04:03]  I mean, you know, women, with all due respect, you're literally just giving out the poontang.
[02:04:07]  You know what I mean?
[02:04:09]  You're just giving it out anywhere.
[02:04:11]  And the reason that you're giving it out is because you want to get pregnant so you can get more money.
[02:04:14]  You know what I mean?
[02:04:16]  I mean, why don't you slow down a little bit, women?
[02:04:18]  Why don't you slow down?
[02:04:20]  I mean, you know, I think Dave Chappelle said one time that if pussy was a stock, it would be plummeting right now.
[02:04:27]  You know what I mean?
[02:04:28]  It'd be going down the tubes.
[02:04:30]  You know what I mean?
[02:04:30]  It would be just completely on the negative because you're just giving it away out here.
[02:04:35]  And all I'm saying is that you women need to just realize that sexual relations can be casual.
[02:04:41]  Just make sure to get yourself goddamn fixed or something.
[02:04:44]  Get neutered.
[02:04:45]  You know, I mean, I've always wanted to open up a nonprofit organization for that specific purpose.
[02:04:50]  You know what I mean?
[02:04:51]  I mean, seriously, I've always wanted to open up a nonprofit organization and, you know, pay women, because these women, they're all material anyway.
[02:04:59]  You know, we pay them like with a Louis Vuitton purse or Dulce Gabbana glasses or coat.
[02:05:05]  You know, we do something like that and we get them neutered.
[02:05:08]  You know, we neuter women and make sure that, hey, I don't care if you want to be a slut bag.
[02:05:13]  You know, you got all these sluts out here.
[02:05:15]  I'm a slut.
[02:05:16]  Slut walk, baby.
[02:05:18]  Slut walk.
[02:05:20]  I don't mind if you do that.
[02:05:21]  I don't care if you hop around from penis to penis to penis.
[02:05:24]  All right?
[02:05:25]  I don't care what you do.
[02:05:26]  Just don't get married and don't have children, you stupid, irresponsible scumbag.
[02:05:31]  I mean, how hard is that?
[02:05:33]  How hard is not getting pregnant?
[02:05:35]  How hard is this?
[02:05:36]  I mean, you know, give me a break.
[02:05:39]  Jesus Christ.
[02:05:41]  Anyway, sorry, folks.
[02:05:43]  I didn't even mean to get off on that tie rate, but this young man's probably suffering from a situation where, you know, he, you know, had some broad that was willing to give him a hand job.
[02:05:53]  And lo and behold, you know, she dropped her drawers and, you know, he penetrated her body.
[02:05:59]  And now she's got a bun in the oven for Christ's sake.
[02:06:01]  You know what I mean?
[02:06:02]  And now he's a little concerned about it because, you know, this guy's like, hey, you know, you're supposed to be liberal.
[02:06:07]  You're supposed to be liberal.
[02:06:08]  I mean, don't you want to get an abortion?
[02:06:11]  And of course, you know, they never do.
[02:06:13]  You know, they never want to get an abortion because they believe, oh, I can't do it.
[02:06:17]  Jesus in Jesus' sake.
[02:06:20]  I mean, give me a break.
[02:06:21]  You know what I mean?
[02:06:22]  I mean, these women and these liberals are the first ones out here saying, oh, we want abortion.
[02:06:27]  We want control of our bodies.
[02:06:30]  We want control of our bodies.

=== Syria Assad Situation (06:54) ===

[02:06:33]  And then when it comes down to them getting pregnant and they don't want it, they're too scared to get on the goddamn goddamn line at the abortion clinic to get the damn thing vacuumed out of their body.
[02:06:45]  You know what I mean?
[02:06:45]  I mean, give me a break.
[02:06:47]  Makes me sick.
[02:06:50]  Jesus Christ.
[02:06:51]  Anyway, 646-652-4869 is the number to call.
[02:06:55]  I'm sorry, folks.
[02:06:55]  I didn't mean to get off Keyster there, but I'm sick, you know?
[02:07:00]  I'm sick of this crap.
[02:07:01]  Anyway, we're already like six minutes into the final hour, the third and final hour of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
[02:07:08]  And of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
[02:07:12]  Let me just get through this whole crap here.
[02:07:14]  All right, we were talking about the dispute in the South China Sea.
[02:07:19]  And, of course, folks, I hate doing this time and time again, but this is a requirement by Blog Talk Radio.
[02:07:25]  If any of the hosts on Blog Talk Radio happen to disagree or be critical to the Chinese government, we have to allow a representative of the communist government of China to come in here and have a rebuttal against anything that is being said on this broadcast.
[02:07:45]  So, I mean, I hate to do this, but Jesus Christ.
[02:07:47]  Without any further ado, folks, Mr. Fortune Cookie, are you there, sir?
[02:08:05]  I'm in his government in China.
[02:08:08]  You dumb motherfucker in America should not be coming in here to South China Sea with the Philippines.
[02:08:15]  No, no, you do not.
[02:08:19]  I can't believe that you motherfucker in America out there coming in here doing military exercise in the South China Sea.
[02:08:27]  The South China Sea is our property, motherfucker.
[02:08:30]  It's our property, not you.
[02:08:33]  I mean, we own you, American motherfucker.
[02:08:36]  We own you, motherfucker.
[02:08:37]  Why are you going to come here, try to flex not with a Chinese government, a communist government of China?
[02:08:47]  You Americans are going to regret this.
[02:08:50]  All you motherfuckers are going to regret this very badly.
[02:08:53]  I tell you this right now, motherfucker.
[02:08:58]  Going to sit here and talk garbage about communist government of China, and then you come here, and you're going to come in the South China Sea, and you're going to talk garbage, and flex the muscle to the motherfucker?
[02:09:17]  The communist government of China is going to come in here.
[02:09:19]  We're going to take a top sick of your asshole.
[02:09:23]  Motherfucker!
[02:09:25]  You turn up on that! Put up on that! Put up on that! Put up on that! Put up on that!
[02:09:35]  That's right.
[02:09:38]  So all you stupid motherfucker out there talking garbage about communist government in China.
[02:09:45]  We're taking your names down, motherfucker.
[02:09:47]  We're taking names right now, motherfucker.
[02:09:49]  We look in the chat room, we're taking down names.
[02:09:51]  We're going to visit you when we come to America and take our property.
[02:09:56]  Because you are our property now, motherfucker.
[02:09:59]  You are our property.
[02:10:00]  We own you, motherfuckers.
[02:10:01]  We own all your debt.
[02:10:03]  We own your country, motherfucker.
[02:10:05]  You don't sit here and talk garbage to communist government in China when we own you, people.
[02:10:09]  We own your people.
[02:10:14]  Stupid motherfuckers gonna see you talk garbage to the communist government in China!
[02:10:18]  I have nothing else to say.
[02:10:32]  I am Mr. Fortune Cookie.
[02:10:35]  Thank you very much.
[02:10:39]  All right.
[02:10:40]  Get this city down for get him off.
[02:10:44]  Well, you heard it.
[02:10:45]  You know, the Chinese government isn't too happy that the United States is going to conduct a military exercise with the Philippines.
[02:10:51]  And as you can see, they're not too happy with all this stuff.
[02:10:54]  So, Jesus Christ, I mean, what is America thinking?
[02:10:58]  We're in an economic dwindling point in our economy, or we're politically broken.
[02:11:04]  And now we're going to go out there and try to flex nuts with the Chinese for Christ's sake.
[02:11:08]  I mean, Jesus Christ.
[02:11:12]  Jesus Christ.
[02:11:13]  And did that idiot say cream of some young Hua?
[02:11:16]  Is that what that is?
[02:11:18]  Is that what that ad said?
[02:11:19]  Cream of some young Hwa?
[02:11:24]  Anyway, let me go ahead and take a call here.
[02:11:26]  646-652-4869.
[02:11:29]  Let me get through this other subject matter really quick since we've already given the rebuttal to the communist government of China.
[02:11:36]  I want to talk about Senegal's president Abu Dhabi Wade.
[02:11:41]  For all you folks that don't know Abu Dali Wade, he's the president of Senegal, Africa.
[02:11:48]  Anyway, in Senegal, Africa, they attempted, through the direction of Abu Dhabi Wade, to alter the Constitution so that Abu Dali Wade could be the president for life.
[02:12:02]  You know?
[02:12:03]  And of course, the individuals in Senegal said, hell no, and they rose up, baby.
[02:12:09]  You know what I'm saying?
[02:12:11]  They rose up.
[02:12:12]  And they decided that, you know, we're not going to sit here and allow this stupid scumbag to pull the wolves over our eyes.
[02:12:18]  And for you folks that don't know where Senegal is, it's actually north of Guinea.
[02:12:26]  So for all you folks that know where Guinea is, it's north of that.
[02:12:31]  But let me tell you right now, it's good to see the people rise up when they see totalitarian bureaucracy attempt to withhold from them freedom.
[02:12:40]  You understand?
[02:12:42]  I'm all about anybody who's promoting freedom out there.
[02:12:45]  That's all there is to it.
[02:12:47]  That's all there is to it.
[02:12:48]  All right?
[02:12:50]  So for the folks out there in Senegal, that's what I'm talking about.
[02:12:53]  As a matter of fact, because this Abu Dali Wade decided to do this, he decided to take it back.
[02:13:00]  He's like, I'm just kidding.
[02:13:01]  I was only kidding.
[02:13:05]  So anyway, he didn't fulfill it.
[02:13:07]  He didn't go through with it.
[02:13:08]  But let me tell you, there has been some destabilization.
[02:13:11]  If you look on YouTube, you'll be able to see some of the riots on YouTube, for Christ's sake.
[02:13:17]  I mean, they're no joke.
[02:13:18]  And this is why the government basically just stepped down.
[02:13:20]  They're like, no, we're not kidding.
[02:13:23]  We're not going to go ahead and take away political freedoms from you.

=== Radio Graffiti Launch (05:14) ===

[02:13:27]  We're kidding.
[02:13:27]  We're only kidding.
[02:13:29]  We're just kidding, man.
[02:13:32]  Well, yeah, you better be kidding, man.
[02:13:33]  You almost got your goddamn bureaucracy toppled from underneath you there in Senegal there, boy.
[02:13:39]  You know what I'm saying?
[02:13:42]  Woo!
[02:13:43]  Anyway, folks, I want to hear from you.
[02:13:45]  646-652-4869 is the number to call.
[02:13:49]  What do you think about the destabilization in Senegal?
[02:13:52]  It's just yet another area out there in Africa that's becoming destabled.
[02:13:57]  We've talked about the Ivory Coast.
[02:13:59]  We've talked about Nigeria.
[02:14:00]  We've talked about New Guinea.
[02:14:02]  We've talked about all these areas that are coming under its own strife of destabilization.
[02:14:07]  And I want to hear from you.
[02:14:08]  646-652-4869 is the number to call.
[02:14:12]  Let's take it.
[02:14:13]  707, what's up?
[02:14:14]  You're on the horn.
[02:14:16]  Hello.
[02:14:16]  Yeah, what's up?
[02:14:18]  First off, I'd just like to say you're hilarious.
[02:14:21]  And I love how outspoken you are.
[02:14:23]  I love your fucking spirit, man.
[02:14:25]  And I'm sorry, I'm going to go a little off topic, but I'd like to discuss this topic with you, too.
[02:14:32]  This is just all the little jackoffs in the chat that think they're trolling and they're funny.
[02:14:36]  They're really not.
[02:14:37]  I mean, they're really some of the biggest new fags I've ever seen.
[02:14:40]  They make me sick to my stomach, too.
[02:14:42]  I mean, why can't they come up with something funny for Christ's sake?
[02:14:45]  I mean, are you an old fag, man?
[02:14:49]  Are you an old fag?
[02:14:51]  No, I'm not an old fag.
[02:14:53]  I don't really consider myself anything.
[02:14:54]  I'm not really even a B-tard.
[02:14:55]  I mean, I've been on there before for a few years, but I don't really go on that much.
[02:15:00]  I mean, just by observing, just by observing, aren't these kids getting more and more stupid?
[02:15:05]  Aren't they getting more?
[02:15:06]  Yeah, they are.
[02:15:06]  I mean, you're saying rule one and two, and I haven't mentioned, you know, and they're just calling you like a fag and all this bullshit, and they don't know what they're like, they don't fucking know what they're doing.
[02:15:17]  I mean, what the hell is that?
[02:15:19]  I wish that the old fags are fucking up.
[02:15:21]  I hope the old fags out there realize that everything that I have been saying, everything that I've been saying is coming to pass out here.
[02:15:28]  These kids are getting more and more stupid, and it's hard for them to cognitively understand what's going on.
[02:15:34]  I mean, when you ask them a question, you can literally hear them thinking.
[02:15:37]  It's pathetic.
[02:15:38]  Yeah, I know.
[02:15:39]  Like, when I read these comments, it's like I can play out their voice in my head.
[02:15:44]  Like, if they sound, they'd sound really stupid to me if I was talking to them in real life.
[02:15:47]  Like, they don't know what they're talking about.
[02:15:49]  They're probably 12 and 13.
[02:15:51]  And I mean, I'm only 17, so, you know.
[02:15:54]  I can't let her, man.
[02:15:55]  I mean, but still, you know, you sound like you have a little bit more on the ball.
[02:15:59]  As a matter of fact, you're talking to me as if you are confident in your vernacular.
[02:16:04]  You're not somebody that's like, yeah, I'm going, yeah.
[02:16:09]  And you can hear your goddamn self-thinking, for Christ's sake.
[02:16:12]  I'm sick of these people that call me up, and we can hear them thinking.
[02:16:15]  It's stupid.
[02:16:17]  Yeah, like that one guy.
[02:16:18]  I remember, like, I don't know, I don't remember how long it was ago, but he just said, fuck Texas, and you totally went off on him.
[02:16:25]  That was a good idea.
[02:16:25]  I mean, you know, come up with something.
[02:16:27]  I mean, you're going to call up and you're going to get the airtight.
[02:16:29]  I mean, do something, man.
[02:16:31]  I mean, Jesus.
[02:16:31]  I'm putting my girl in here with me.
[02:16:33]  And he didn't have anything there.
[02:16:34]  It was hilarious.
[02:16:35]  He had nobody.
[02:16:36]  I was like, well, then put the girl on, and he had nobody.
[02:16:39]  He had nothing.
[02:16:40]  He was sitting there playing with his own pecker shaft.
[02:16:44]  Anyways, I have something that I actually wanted to ask you now.
[02:16:48]  Go ahead.
[02:16:50]  Have you ever heard of the gameplay commentary stuff on YouTube where they do like Minecraft and Call of Duty?
[02:16:56]  No, I haven't.
[02:16:58]  Okay, well, there are these people on YouTube.
[02:17:01]  They do this, they commentate over a video game and they actually get paid for it.
[02:17:06]  What are your opinions on that?
[02:17:08]  Well, hey, man, I mean, you know, more power to them.
[02:17:10]  Seriously, I mean, gaming's a big market.
[02:17:13]  You know, gaming's a big industry for Christ's sake.
[02:17:15]  You know, lots of people game, lots of gamers all across the world for Christ's sake.
[02:17:20]  So, believe it or not, there's some of these people that take these games very seriously.
[02:17:24]  And, you know, if you commentate over the actual gameplay, you actually give some strategy to individuals that take the game serious.
[02:17:32]  You know, I mean, no kidding.
[02:17:34]  So, and this is why I keep telling people, this is capitalism, baby.
[02:17:38]  I mean, you know, if you're a gamer, don't sit there and be a gamer for free.
[02:17:42]  I mean, you know, there's websites now where you can challenge people, if you think you've got the gaming skills, to a game and put $10, $20, $30, $40 on the table.
[02:17:50]  You know what I mean?
[02:17:51]  I mean, there's competitions.
[02:17:52]  There's video gaming competitions.
[02:17:54]  There's video gaming, you know, what was it?
[02:17:56]  Leagues for Christ's sake.
[02:17:58]  I mean, where you can play and potentially make thousands of dollars.
[02:18:03]  You know, I mean, if you're a YouTube producer, for Christ's sake, I mean, that's a perfect example.
[02:18:07]  If you're a good gamer, you just record your whole gameplay and you talk over it for Christ's sake.
[02:18:12]  I mean, believe it or not, these things make money.
[02:18:15]  And that's what it's all about.
[02:18:16]  It's all about the money.
[02:18:19]  Anybody who tells you that it's anything else but the money is a freaking loser, and they know it.
[02:18:25]  All right, they're a freaking loser.
[02:18:26]  There's somebody that's probably sitting over there trying to think that they have a great life, you know, going into the goddamn corner store and getting themselves a six can of slitch beer for like $1.99, and they think that their life is so goddamn great.

=== Private Chat Room Rules (15:17) ===

[02:18:41]  I kid you not.
[02:18:42]  You know, I mean, it's all about the money.
[02:18:45]  And anybody who says otherwise, like I said, they don't know their ass from their elbow, and they're stupid.
[02:18:49]  They don't make money.
[02:18:51]  I mean, money makes the world go round, baby.
[02:18:53]  You understand what I'm saying?
[02:18:55]  Let me tell you something.
[02:18:56]  Anybody, hey, look at these people.
[02:18:57]  Well, they're like, oh, it's not about the money for me.
[02:19:00]  Oh, I don't have a price.
[02:19:02]  Everybody has a price, all right?
[02:19:03]  Let me tell you something.
[02:19:04]  Anybody who tells me that it's not about the money, I bet you money I could buy your girlfriend.
[02:19:10]  I could buy your mom.
[02:19:12]  You understand?
[02:19:13]  I kid you not.
[02:19:14]  I could buy your mom.
[02:19:16]  You know, I could say, hey, mom, what do you need?
[02:19:19]  What, $10,000, $20,000, $35,000, $100,000?
[02:19:24]  At some point, she'll have a price, and, you know, I can own her.
[02:19:29]  You know, that's just what it's all about, baby.
[02:19:31]  I mean, everybody's got a price.
[02:19:33]  All right?
[02:19:33]  Everybody.
[02:19:35]  I mean, some of these people don't even need to, and they're doing it for free.
[02:19:38]  I mean, look at Facebook.
[02:19:39]  Look at what Facebook's done to the world.
[02:19:42]  They actually have made the world believe that it's cool making yourself not private, you know, giving all the crap that advertising agencies used to spend millions on obtaining.
[02:19:53]  I mean, advertising agencies used to spend millions on obtaining all the psycho and demographic information that is given away free via Facebook.
[02:20:02]  You know what I mean?
[02:20:03]  So give me a break.
[02:20:06]  Anyway, 646-652-4869.
[02:20:09]  Good call, by the way.
[02:20:09]  Thanks a lot for calling up.
[02:20:11]  Let me get through this goddamn news here because we're running out of time.
[02:20:16]  15 die in Syria once again.
[02:20:19]  I mean, we talk about Syria every day because I don't want people to forget that there's people dying for freedom out there.
[02:20:25]  And every day they continue to die.
[02:20:27]  We're almost close to 2,000 people dead since this supposed crackdown on the uprising by Bashar al-Assad in Syria.
[02:20:35]  And that started in mid-March sometime.
[02:20:38]  And let me tell you something.
[02:20:39]  I'm sick and tired of seeing people die for freedom.
[02:20:41]  I mean, Bashar al-Assad was given the goddamn country by his daddy.
[02:20:47]  All right?
[02:20:50]  And for this idiot to be killing people because he doesn't want to lose power is disgusting.
[02:20:54]  It's disgraceful.
[02:20:55]  And I'm surprised nobody in the international community is doing anything about it.
[02:21:00]  How many people have to die?
[02:21:03]  How many people have to die before something serious happens to this disgusting despotic regime of Bashar al-Assad?
[02:21:11]  Death of Bashar al-Assad.
[02:21:13]  Death of Bashar al-Assad.
[02:21:16]  And you can tell them I said that.
[02:21:18]  All right?
[02:21:19]  Stupid, power-hungry bastard.
[02:21:23]  Death of Bashar al-Assad.
[02:21:26]  All right?
[02:21:26]  I'm going to continue saying that.
[02:21:28]  I want that to be in your head.
[02:21:30]  All right?
[02:21:31]  I want that to be in your head right now.
[02:21:33]  Death of Bashar al-Assad.
[02:21:35]  Long live the freedom fighters that are there standing up for freedom.
[02:21:39]  All they want is a freaking vote for Christ's sake.
[02:21:43]  Anyway, let me move on to another subject matter.
[02:21:46]  And screw all you idiots saying long live Assad.
[02:21:49]  He's an idiot.
[02:21:50]  He's a despotic jerk.
[02:21:52]  I mean, this is a man who tortures children.
[02:21:55]  He tortures children.
[02:21:56]  I mean, did you hear what Bashar al-Assad's troops did to this eight-year-old kid?
[02:22:02]  They shot his arms.
[02:22:03]  They shot his legs.
[02:22:04]  They mutilated his testicles.
[02:22:06]  They put him in his mouth.
[02:22:07]  An eight-year-old boy, for Christ's sake.
[02:22:10]  An eight-year-old boy.
[02:22:13]  I mean, he's done this to 40 reported children, for Christ's sake.
[02:22:17]  And anybody who decides that they don't want to fulfill the orders of Bashar al-Assad, well, the soldiers get killed too.
[02:22:24]  Soldiers become assassinated.
[02:22:27]  It's disgusting.
[02:22:28]  It's despicable.
[02:22:29]  Death of Bashar al-Assad.
[02:22:31]  Anyway, I want to talk about something else.
[02:22:33]  I want to talk about this Europe E. coli situation.
[02:22:36]  I know everybody thought it was over.
[02:22:37]  It's not.
[02:22:38]  People are still dying in Europe over this goddamn E. coli situation.
[02:22:43]  Like I said, at first they thought it was the cucumbers.
[02:22:47]  And when this first started coming to light, becoming public, I was telling, kidding around tongue-in-cheek, of course, that maybe the Europeans need to stop shoving the cucumbers up their ass.
[02:23:00]  But I was joking.
[02:23:02]  It was a joke.
[02:23:03]  And it ended up not being the cucumbers.
[02:23:05]  It's actually the bean sprouts or some kind of sprouts out of some organic farm out there in Germany.
[02:23:12]  And people are still dying.
[02:23:15]  People are still dying.
[02:23:16]  There are 44 estimated dead in Europe from this E. coli outbreak.
[02:23:21]  And it's horrible.
[02:23:23]  And let me tell you, my heart goes out to all the Europeans out there.
[02:23:27]  I mean, you've got to be concerned about eating freaking food now.
[02:23:31]  You know, this is horrible.
[02:23:33]  And not to mention, you know, Germany and France, I think, are on the hook now for all the farmers that lost money in Spain and Italy and all these other places because of this epidemic, you know, because Germany was quick to jump the gun and say that it was the Spaniards' cucumbers that was causing the E. coli situation.
[02:23:52]  So, man, I mean, to all the people that are out there in Europe, man, be careful.
[02:23:57]  Be careful with them sprouts.
[02:23:59]  And, you know, cook your damn vegetables or something.
[02:24:02]  I don't know what the hell to say.
[02:24:03]  You know, I don't know what the hell to say, you know, but be careful out there to my European friends.
[02:24:08]  I know I got a lot of people in the UK and a lot of people out there in Europe that listen to me, Belgium, Deutschland, all that stuff.
[02:24:16]  So what's going on, man?
[02:24:18]  Anyway, who else we got going?
[02:24:20]  Oh, yeah.
[02:24:20]  I want to talk a little bit about some stuff that isn't that serious yet funny.
[02:24:25]  All right?
[02:24:27]  Some asshole, all right?
[02:24:29]  Some disgusting piece of trash that is typical America.
[02:24:34]  I mean, this is just typical for America today, isn't it?
[02:24:38]  Some asshole actually urinated.
[02:24:40]  A 21-year-old man in Washington, Seattle, Washington, actually took a piss in the Seattle Reservoir.
[02:24:50]  You know what I mean?
[02:24:51]  You know, out there in like Portland or something.
[02:24:54]  I don't know.
[02:24:54]  It was like in Portland or something.
[02:24:55]  He took a piss in the reservoir of the drinking water, for Christ's sake.
[02:24:59]  And now the city of Portland or Washington, somewhere up there on the northwest, they actually had to throw away 8 million gallons of water because some asshole took a piss in the water supply.
[02:25:14]  Can you believe this?
[02:25:15]  This is how stupid in America that we're getting, for Christ's sake.
[02:25:18]  You've got some idiot, and he was on camera, too.
[02:25:21]  He was on camera taking a piss in the goddamn water supply of the damn city of city of Portland, for Christ's sake.
[02:25:32]  8 million gallons, man, they had to get rid of because this stupid jerk.
[02:25:38]  I mean, but this is America, isn't it?
[02:25:40]  Hey, dude, it'd be funny, dude.
[02:25:42]  It'd be funny if I go over there, you know, the water treatment plant, dude, take a piss, dude.
[02:25:47]  That'd be funny, dude.
[02:25:49]  And then, like, you know, dude, when people are drinking the water, dude, they're cooking with the water, dude.
[02:25:54]  They're like cooking with my piss, dude.
[02:25:56]  You know what I mean?
[02:25:57]  Just give me a break.
[02:25:58]  I mean, this is America, for Christ's sake.
[02:26:01]  This is stupid shitbag America.
[02:26:05]  Jesus Christ.
[02:26:09]  Oh, God.
[02:26:10]  This is disgusting.
[02:26:11]  All right.
[02:26:12]  This is disgusting.
[02:26:13]  Some idiot going in and saying, I'm going to take a piss in the water supply of my city because I want them to drink my piss.
[02:26:21]  It's stupid.
[02:26:23]  Disgusting and pathetic.
[02:26:26]  Hey, look at these people think it's funny here.
[02:26:28]  Look at all these assholes in the chat room.
[02:26:29]  They actually think it's a big joke.
[02:26:32]  Screw you, huh?
[02:26:33]  Why don't you eat some, why don't you drink some Kentucky fried chicken piss, huh?
[02:26:37]  Why don't you do that there, you stupid milky-licking piece of crap?
[02:26:41]  You would.
[02:26:42]  You wouldn't.
[02:26:43]  You know it, and I know it.
[02:26:44]  You would.
[02:26:46]  Stupid morons.
[02:26:49]  Anyway, let me get to the last subject matter and let's get to radio graffiti so I can get the hell out of here.
[02:26:54]  I want to go down to 6th Street.
[02:26:55]  I'm sitting out here.
[02:26:56]  I'm looking out the window for Christ's sake, you know, because I can see 6th Street from my window.
[02:27:01]  It's popping.
[02:27:02]  Everybody's already drinking for Christ's sake.
[02:27:04]  And I want to go down there and have some drinks.
[02:27:05]  You know what I mean?
[02:27:06]  Have a good time, for Christ's sake.
[02:27:07]  You know what I mean?
[02:27:08]  It's Bowler Friday, for Christ's sake.
[02:27:11]  All right, it's Bowler Friday.
[02:27:14]  And I'm not going to let you milky liquors mess it up for me at all.
[02:27:16]  I'm not going to let you do it.
[02:27:18]  I'm not.
[02:27:19]  I'm not going to let you assholes do it.
[02:27:23]  Jesus Christ.
[02:27:24]  Anyway, what was I going to talk about?
[02:27:27]  Oh, yeah, that's right.
[02:27:28]  The FTC has basically okayed businesses and employers into background checking your Facebook accounts.
[02:27:39]  That's right.
[02:27:40]  So if you happen to be a social networker out here in America attempting to go out there and, you know, I don't know, get paid or do something, well, you are going to have to, you know, basically eat a background check into your social networking activities.
[02:27:55]  They have a legal right now to fire you if you show yourself going out there with a goddamn beer bong, you know, having a great time.
[02:28:05]  Hey, look at me, dude.
[02:28:06]  Yeah.
[02:28:07]  Woo!
[02:28:08]  Maui Wowie.
[02:28:10]  Maui Wowie, man.
[02:28:12]  Yeah, dude.
[02:28:15]  Now you can't get a job.
[02:28:16]  You're going to get fired.
[02:28:17]  It's going to prevent you from going out there to the workforce.
[02:28:21]  So all you people that are Facebookers out there that love Facebook, that think it's a great thing, if you're some playboy that uses Facebook to get laid or anything of that nature, that's all public, your employer can now legally make a judgment call on whether or not they are going to continue to employ your disgusting, scandalous ass, especially you idiots that like to show yourselves partying all the time.
[02:28:49]  I mean, I've never seen such stupidity.
[02:28:51]  You know what I mean?
[02:28:53]  But yeah, dude, look at this beer bong, dude.
[02:28:56]  Yeah, I got a beer bong right here, dude.
[02:28:59]  Jesus Christ.
[02:29:01]  Stupidity is what it is.
[02:29:03]  It's utter, ridiculous stupidity.
[02:29:05]  You know, but these people, they love it, don't they?
[02:29:08]  They love this crap.
[02:29:10]  Jesus Christ.
[02:29:13]  Anyway, 646-652-4869 is the number to call, folks.
[02:29:17]  I want to hear from you.
[02:29:18]  I want to hear from you.
[02:29:19]  All right.
[02:29:21]  What we're doing.
[02:29:22]  As a matter of fact, I mean, let me get done with the subject matter I'm talking about.
[02:29:25]  Then we're going to go into radio graffiti because it's all about radio graffiti time.
[02:29:29]  But seriously, folks, I mean, you know, if you're going to go and actually participate in the social network of the internet, I mean, why don't you keep some shit to yourself, huh?
[02:29:42]  How about keeping some crap to yourself?
[02:29:45]  Just, I'm just saying, all right?
[02:29:47]  I'm just saying, keep some stuff to your goddamn self.
[02:29:53]  I'm just saying, I don't know.
[02:29:56]  Anyway, folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
[02:30:00]  Now is the time that everyone has all been waiting for, folks.
[02:30:07]  That's right.
[02:30:08]  It's radio graffiti.
[02:30:12]  That's right, folks.
[02:30:14]  And let me tell you something right now.
[02:30:15]  I'd like for everybody to please retweet the program.
[02:30:18]  All right, go to the social networks.
[02:30:19]  Go to the blogs.
[02:30:21]  Spread around like wildfire.
[02:30:25]  And let everybody know that Radio Graffiti is now in effect and in the house, folks.
[02:30:30]  All right?
[02:30:31]  You know, as a matter of fact, let's give some Twitter shout-outs before we start to Radio Graffiti.
[02:30:35]  Do you have any Twitter shout-outs here?
[02:30:40]  All right, we got a couple of Twitter shout-outs here.
[02:30:43]  We got Anonio Banderas.
[02:30:46]  What's going on?
[02:30:48]  We got Jack Me Off.
[02:30:50]  Yeah, very funny, you asshole.
[02:30:53]  We've got the Electric Fence Street.
[02:30:56]  We got who else we got?
[02:30:58]  Fan of.
[02:30:59]  That's disgusting.
[02:31:00]  You are disgusting pieces of that.
[02:31:02]  I mean, why do you make these goddamn Twitter accounts for Christ's sake?
[02:31:07]  Jesus Christ.
[02:31:08]  Anyway, we got Jaterio.
[02:31:10]  What's going on, Jaterio?
[02:31:12]  We got R.I.P. O.Sam.
[02:31:15]  Screw you.
[02:31:16]  Screw you, asshole.
[02:31:18]  I know what you're trying to do, you fruity bastard.
[02:31:24]  What else we got?
[02:31:24]  We got, man, these are all just dumbass.
[02:31:28]  Look at these dumbass names for Christ's sake.
[02:31:29]  Look at these people trying to make me look stupid.
[02:31:32]  That's all you do.
[02:31:33]  That's what you people live for, it seems like, to make me look stupid.
[02:31:37]  To make me look stupid.
[02:31:40]  Anyway, we got Luke and Forwood.
[02:31:44]  What else?
[02:31:45]  We got Gordon Freeman.
[02:31:46]  What's going on?
[02:31:48]  We got Anita Dick.
[02:31:50]  We got, who else we got?
[02:31:52]  We got Pills here.
[02:31:54]  Who else we got going on here?
[02:31:56]  So we can start Radio Graffiti going on here.
[02:31:59]  We got Reuben McHawk.
[02:32:03]  Who else we got?
[02:32:03]  Man, Gordon Freeman again.
[02:32:05]  Captain Juice, what's going on?
[02:32:08]  Let's continue going.
[02:32:09]  Come on, any more shout-outs here, Reengineer?
[02:32:15]  We got Alt Disco, Kitty Cat Kitten.
[02:32:18]  What's going on?
[02:32:19]  Anyway, that seems about it.
[02:32:21]  You know, all the other ones are just sick-ass perverted names, and I'm not going to say them for Christ's sake.
[02:32:25]  You make me look stupid.
[02:32:27]  You know, you're going to make me look stupid.
[02:32:28]  Anyway, let me go ahead without any further ado and get to the favorite part of the show that everybody likes for Christ's sake, and I'm talking about radiography.
[02:32:40]  Anyway, folks, if you're unfamiliar with what Radio Graffiti is, it's very simple.
[02:32:44]  You call up the program right now, 646-652-4869 is the number to call, and I will give you three to four seconds to say whatever in the blue hell that you want to say.
[02:32:57]  And everybody who's on hold right now that's listening to my voice, well, by God, get your statements prepared.
[02:33:03]  All right?
[02:33:03]  When I call on you, just say it for Christ's sake.
[02:33:06]  Don't be some stupid, milky-licking jerk, dick, that's just going to sit there like some impotent jerk.
[02:33:12]  All right?
[02:33:13]  Say something.
[02:33:14]  Say something worth the crap for Christ's sake.
[02:33:16]  All right?
[02:33:17]  646-652-4869.
[02:33:21]  Let's start it.
[02:33:21]  Let's start Radio Graffiti right now.
[02:33:25]  All right.
[02:33:27]  We got I Like the Harley, Radio Graffiti.
[02:33:30]  Hey, what's up, ghost?
[02:33:32]  Hey, what's going on?
[02:33:34]  Good to hear from you.
[02:33:36]  Let's see.
[02:33:37]  Laurie G. Bogo.
[02:33:39]  Don't worry, you aim me, Dot Doma.
[02:33:42]  Do I do?
[02:33:44]  Shut up.
[02:33:45]  All right.
[02:33:46]  713, Radio Graffiti.
[02:33:49]  Fuck you, motherfucker.
[02:33:51]  Yeah, screw your mom.
[02:33:53]  Black Hawk, what's up?
[02:33:54]  Radio graffiti.

=== Long Live Capitalism (15:01) ===

[02:33:59]  You're taking too long.
[02:34:00]  Dumb man, sir, radio graffiti.
[02:34:02]  Fly away, sir!
[02:34:03]  I work hard!
[02:34:07]  All right, Captain Cock, radio graffiti.
[02:34:13]  Yeah, it looks like he's playing with it.
[02:34:15]  678, radio graffiti.
[02:34:18]  Hello, fuck capitalism.
[02:34:20]  Yeah, it sounds like you guys are having a big circle jerk over there, you fruit bowl bastards.
[02:34:25]  408, radio graffiti.
[02:34:31]  Listen to you there, little kid.
[02:34:33]  Huh?
[02:34:33]  Where's your mommy?
[02:34:34]  Uh-oh, that's right.
[02:34:35]  At happy hour looking for Alabama Black Snake to give her the high hard one.
[02:34:39]  Uh 817, radio graffiti.
[02:34:42]  Hello?
[02:34:43]  Yeah.
[02:34:45]  Hey.
[02:34:46]  Yeah, well, taking too long.
[02:34:47]  850, radio graffiti.
[02:34:53]  Taking too long.
[02:34:54]  757, radio graffiti.
[02:34:58]  You kids with camera.
[02:35:01]  Jesus Christ.
[02:35:02]  111, radio graffiti.
[02:35:08]  Taking too long.
[02:35:09]  512, what's up, radio graffiti?
[02:35:12]  Is Howard's turn come delicious?
[02:35:16]  Fuck Howard Stern.
[02:35:17]  618, radio graffiti.
[02:35:20]  Hey, how much money would it take for you to suck Alex?
[02:35:24]  Matt, stop stuttering, you stumbling, mumbling little jerk.
[02:35:28]  605, radio graffiti.
[02:35:31]  Has anyone really been far as decided to use even to go?
[02:35:35]  Why don't you say something a little bit more clear there, Fruit Bowl?
[02:35:38]  856, radio graffiti.
[02:35:40]  Hey, Ghost, great show.
[02:35:42]  Happy Bowl of Friday.
[02:35:43]  Hey, man, thanks a lot.
[02:35:44]  Appreciate it.
[02:35:46]  407, Radio Graffiti.
[02:35:48]  Goofy Bone's a faggot.
[02:35:50]  Well, here we go with the Goofy Bone hate again.
[02:35:53]  509 Radio Graffiti.
[02:35:55]  Good brony crap.
[02:36:01]  551, radio graffiti.
[02:36:08]  Here we go with Nyan Kitty, for Christ's sake.
[02:36:10]  Anyway, 239, radio graffiti.
[02:36:13]  God doesn't exist.
[02:36:17]  Okay, Mr. Atheist.
[02:36:18]  480 Radio Graffiti.
[02:36:30]  Hey, engineer, can you get somebody out for the goddamn chat room?
[02:36:33]  There's a couple of scrollers in here, for Christ's sake.
[02:36:35]  I can see them.
[02:36:36]  Get these sacks of crap out.
[02:36:38]  Get them out.
[02:36:39]  Get them out now.
[02:36:40]  Get them all out.
[02:36:43]  Get them out.
[02:36:46]  Get these stupid, sorry sacks of crap out of here.
[02:36:49]  We're not going to sit over here and let them do this anyway.
[02:36:51]  Get them out.
[02:36:53]  Stupid piece of crap.
[02:36:57]  Anyway, 646-652-4869 is number call here.
[02:37:02]  I want to hear from you.
[02:37:03]  All right?
[02:37:06]  I want to hear from you.
[02:37:08]  This is radio graffiti for all you folks that don't know what radio graffiti is.
[02:37:12]  Well, by God, you know, take your heads out of your ass.
[02:37:15]  All right.
[02:37:15]  It's three or four seconds to say whatever in the blue hell that you want to say.
[02:37:19]  All right?
[02:37:21]  I'm giving you all that opportunity right now.
[02:37:25]  All right?
[02:37:25]  Say whatever it is that you want to say, three to four seconds.
[02:37:28]  But goddammit, why don't you take your heads out of your ass and realize what it is that you want to say.
[02:37:33]  All right, let's go.
[02:37:34]  One more time.
[02:37:35]  631, radio graffiti.
[02:37:39]  Um how does Howard Stern six?
[02:37:42]  Yeah, I'm sure you know for Christ's sake, sounding as fruity as you do.
[02:37:45]  Um, how's him see him again?
[02:37:49]  Shut up, all right?
[02:37:50]  Talk to me like you got up here.
[02:37:53]  Stupid moron.
[02:37:56]  845, radio graffiti.
[02:37:58]  You're a horrible radio personality with shit impressions.
[02:38:02]  Yeah, and you have room to talk for Christmas.
[02:38:05]  You're a hell of a personality with shit impressions.
[02:38:09]  And I'm over here servicing the glory hole right now.
[02:38:13]  Oh, yeah.
[02:38:14]  Jesus Christ.
[02:38:16]  Fruity bastards, man.
[02:38:18]  Fruity bastards.
[02:38:20]  847, radio graffiti.
[02:38:22]  Piece of glass or something.
[02:38:24]  What are we building?
[02:38:25]  Yep, you're taking too long.
[02:38:26]  Stop talking to your boyfriend.
[02:38:28]  786, Radio Graffiti.
[02:38:30]  It's really key though.
[02:38:31]  You think you're not a racist?
[02:38:33]  I'm not a goddamn racist, you sorry sack of crap, alright?
[02:38:37]  I'm not a racist.
[02:38:39]  I've told everybody this.
[02:38:40]  I've said it time and time again.
[02:38:41]  It's about time the whole internet knows.
[02:38:44]  The whole internet knows that I am not a racist.
[02:38:47]  I am a melting pot of friendship.
[02:38:49]  And everybody needs to get that through their goddamn head.
[02:38:52]  You know, everybody needs to get that through their stinking, smelly shit funnel hole.
[02:38:57]  All right?
[02:38:57]  I am a melting pot of friendship, for Christ's sake.
[02:39:00]  All right?
[02:39:01]  I happen to have a whole bunch of friends that happen to be black.
[02:39:05]  I have a whole bunch of friends that happen to be Mexican, for Christ's sake, all right?
[02:39:10]  I have a whole bunch of friends that happen to be Oriental.
[02:39:14]  I mean, you know, give me a break with this crap.
[02:39:17]  I am not goddamn racist, and all you idiots that are sitting here calling me a racist, you're the racists.
[02:39:23]  All right?
[02:39:23]  You're the stinking, smelly racist.
[02:39:25]  I mean, look at you people throwing all this racial crap in my chat room.
[02:39:30]  You're the racist.
[02:39:31]  You freaking dillhole.
[02:39:33]  You're the racist.
[02:39:35]  Stupid sack of dick snot.
[02:39:39]  509, radio graffiti.
[02:39:42]  Prostitution should be legal.
[02:39:45]  Prostitution should be legal.
[02:39:47]  Maybe so.
[02:39:47]  706, radio graffiti.
[02:39:50]  Hey.
[02:39:52]  B. 714, radio graffiti.
[02:39:56]  I have a serious question for you, sir.
[02:39:58]  Do you agree that niggers only three-fifths of the shut up?
[02:40:01]  201, radio graffiti.
[02:40:03]  Hey, CE, Flutterside is my wife who.
[02:40:07]  Jesus Christ, speak English, all right?
[02:40:08]  315, radio graffiti.
[02:40:11]  Ghost loves dead black soldiers.
[02:40:14]  Yeah, here's this idiot again.
[02:40:16]  757, radio graffiti.
[02:40:18]  Ghost, you said my name wrong, and I love you.
[02:40:22]  Okay.
[02:40:23]  413, radio graffiti.
[02:40:27]  Yep, taking too long, you stupid milky liquor.
[02:40:29]  786, what's up, radio graffiti?
[02:40:32]  Hey, you're a racist.
[02:40:33]  Austin sucks.
[02:40:35]  Yeah, come down here and say that, you milky liquor.
[02:40:37]  251, radio graffiti.
[02:40:40]  Hey, ghost, what's up?
[02:40:41]  I just wanted to, um, I just wanted to let you.
[02:40:44]  Yep, too bad.
[02:40:44]  440, radio graffiti.
[02:40:49]  Yep, taking too long.
[02:40:51]  111, radio graffiti.
[02:40:56]  Yep, taking too long, too, buddy.
[02:40:57]  Come on, man.
[02:40:58]  Get up off your fat asses and do something.
[02:41:00]  702, radio graffiti.
[02:41:03]  Hey, did you get all your knowledge of Oriental people from the Hangover?
[02:41:05]  You're racist?
[02:41:07]  Yeah, give me a break.
[02:41:08]  I hate that stupid movie, The Hangover, you idiot.
[02:41:10]  All right?
[02:41:11]  I hate that stupid movie.
[02:41:12]  I cannot believe that you idiots actually made this the best comedy of all time, for Christ's sake, the freaking hangover.
[02:41:20]  I'll tell you why so many ass clowns like the hangover, because everybody's life in America sucks.
[02:41:26]  All right?
[02:41:27]  Everybody's life in America sucks.
[02:41:29]  Everybody's just sitting back, you know, tickling their ass cracks, thinking it's a great day in Mr. Rogers' neighborhood, for Christ's sake.
[02:41:36]  I mean, it's horrible.
[02:41:38]  It's horrible.
[02:41:41]  I mean, you know, come on, man.
[02:41:43]  The freaking hangover?
[02:41:45]  Jesus Christ.
[02:41:47]  Stupidity, I tell you.
[02:41:49]  Stupidity.
[02:41:51]  Anyway, do we got anybody else, Engineer, or what the hell?
[02:41:57]  All right.
[02:41:57]  Anyway, let's take some calls here once again.
[02:42:00]  209, Radio Graffiti.
[02:42:07]  Shut up.
[02:42:08]  Two, four, eight, radio graffiti.
[02:42:10]  Three.
[02:42:17]  305, Radio Graffiti.
[02:42:24]  That was horrible.
[02:42:25]  954, Radio Graffiti.
[02:42:31]  Jesus Christ.
[02:42:32]  770, Radio Graffiti.
[02:42:35]  Hey, what's up, Pete?
[02:42:37]  Shut up.
[02:42:38]  712, what's up, Radio Graffiti?
[02:42:44]  Taking too long, you stupid moron, all right?
[02:42:47]  907, Radio Graffiti.
[02:42:49]  Predatory capitalism will be a downfall of the nation and a self-destructive equity.
[02:42:53]  Socioeconomic.
[02:42:54]  Stop reading, you see?
[02:42:55]  I mean, I hate that about you idiots.
[02:42:57]  You try to sound smart by reading something else, man.
[02:43:01]  That's the new America that we're living in.
[02:43:03]  All right?
[02:43:04]  They think they can act smart by reading some shit.
[02:43:07]  It makes me sick, man.
[02:43:09]  Anybody who calls up reading something thinking they're smart should be pistol whipped.
[02:43:13]  Bottom line.
[02:43:14]  And their parents should be repeatedly beaten in the head with an Acme brick for producing such a non-cognitive understanding jerk dick.
[02:43:23]  Give me a break.
[02:43:27]  360, Radio Graffiti.
[02:43:30]  How do you justify being racist and sexist?
[02:43:33]  I am not a racist, and I'm not a sexist either.
[02:43:37]  All right, asshole.
[02:43:39]  So stop making that assumption.
[02:43:41]  Now they're going to call me sexist because I am putting out the truth and the obvious, huh?
[02:43:46]  You can call me whatever you want to, for Christ's sake, but what you need to call me, and what you need to respect, what you need to respect is that I'm a capitalist.
[02:43:55]  That's what you need to respect.
[02:43:57]  Do you understand that?
[02:43:58]  I'm a goddamn capitalist, and I deserve the respect accorded that title.
[02:44:03]  And if you sorry sacks of crap, don't give it to me, boys.
[02:44:05]  You're going to be sorry.
[02:44:06]  All right?
[02:44:07]  You idiots are going to be sorry for Christ's sake.
[02:44:09]  I kid you not.
[02:44:10]  I kid you not for Christ's sake.
[02:44:13]  Anyway, 646-652-4869 is the number to call here.
[02:44:17]  We're taking callers for radio graffiti.
[02:44:21]  You know, hold on, let me.
[02:44:22]  Can you get some of these scrollers out of here, engineer?
[02:44:25]  Jesus Christ.
[02:44:26]  I mean, you know, all these damn new fags in here scrolling and think they're doing something ain't doing jack.
[02:44:31]  Get them out.
[02:44:32]  Get them out.
[02:44:35]  Jesus Christ, get them all out of here.
[02:44:37]  Get out.
[02:44:40]  You're going to sit over here and allow these idiots to think that, oh, look at me.
[02:44:47]  I mean, this is sad.
[02:44:48]  This is horrible.
[02:44:49]  This is just disgusting.
[02:44:50]  Get them out.
[02:44:51]  Get them all out.
[02:44:52]  I'm not joking, engineer.
[02:44:54]  Get them out of here.
[02:44:54]  We don't need these sorry sacks of crap in here.
[02:44:56]  Get them out.
[02:44:58]  Get them all the hell out of here, stupid morons.
[02:45:02]  Get them out.
[02:45:04]  All right, folks.
[02:45:05]  Sorry, but we got to get these people out of here because these dumbasses are scrolling a bunch of dumb milky liquors up in here.
[02:45:11]  The engineer seems to be having a little bit of a problem with these peeps.
[02:45:15]  But don't worry.
[02:45:16]  Bear with us.
[02:45:18]  We're going to get these people out of here as soon as possible.
[02:45:20]  So don't worry about it.
[02:45:21]  All right?
[02:45:23]  Anyway, 646-652-4869 is the number to call here.
[02:45:27]  We're taking radio graffiti.
[02:45:29]  Radio graffiti in the house.
[02:45:33]  Let me tell you, you idiots, you know, I don't really need to be doing this crap, you morons.
[02:45:39]  You keep scrolling.
[02:45:40]  I'm just going to end the show.
[02:45:41]  How do you like that?
[02:45:42]  Keep scrolling.
[02:45:43]  I'll end the show.
[02:45:44]  And not only will I end the show, the next time I won't even have a chat room up and running.
[02:45:48]  How do you like that, huh?
[02:45:49]  How do you like a little bit of that?
[02:45:51]  You stupid milky liquors.
[02:45:53]  How do you like that crap?
[02:45:57]  Stupid dumbasses out here scrolling like they're doing something for Christ's sake.
[02:46:01]  You know what I mean?
[02:46:03]  That's how sad America's turning into, man.
[02:46:05]  They have no freaking personality whatsoever.
[02:46:08]  No freaking personality.
[02:46:10]  And yet I'm going to get out of schooling, dude.
[02:46:13]  I'm scrolling in here.
[02:46:17]  Jesus Christ.
[02:46:19]  I mean, this is just sad.
[02:46:20]  You know, I think I'm going to end the show.
[02:46:23]  That's what I think I'm going to do.
[02:46:24]  That's what I'll do.
[02:46:25]  You know, no more radiography.
[02:46:27]  You can thank all the damn new fags for this.
[02:46:29]  All of you.
[02:46:30]  You can thank these guys for it.
[02:46:32]  It's their fault.
[02:46:33]  All right.
[02:46:34]  I'm out of here.
[02:46:35]  All right.
[02:46:35]  I don't need to be doing that.
[02:46:36]  I can go down to 6th Street for this crap and go do some drinking for Christ's sake.
[02:46:39]  I don't need to be sitting over here doing this crap.
[02:46:42]  I'm out of here.
[02:46:42]  All right.
[02:46:43]  That's what I'm going to do.
[02:46:44]  I'm out of here.
[02:46:45]  Thank the new fags for it.
[02:46:46]  It's their fault.
[02:46:47]  All right.
[02:46:47]  It's their fault.
[02:46:48]  Not only that, I'm actually going to do some drinking.
[02:46:51]  And after I do some drinking, I'm going to the coast and I'm going to go be kicking back on the beach.
[02:46:57]  You know what I'm saying?
[02:46:59]  And while you people are sitting here, I don't know, doing whatever the hell it is that you're doing.
[02:47:03]  I'm going to be on the beach for Christ's sake, sipping on a goddamn margarita.
[02:47:06]  You know what I mean?
[02:47:07]  Taking a look at the beach.
[02:47:08]  And if you haven't seen my beachfront property, well, by God, you need to do a YouTube search for Christ's sake because it's beautiful.
[02:47:15]  It's right out here on the Texas coast.
[02:47:17]  Unbelievable.
[02:47:18]  Most of the year, it's used as a rental property.
[02:47:21]  I get some money on the rental as well as the equity I got on that particular piece of property.
[02:47:27]  It's great.
[02:47:27]  It's beautiful.
[02:47:28]  You know what I'm saying?
[02:47:29]  I mean, it's private, too.
[02:47:31]  It's a private beach.
[02:47:32]  That's what I love about it.
[02:47:33]  I'd rather go take a trip to the ghetto.
[02:47:36]  I'd rather take a trip to the ghetto before I take a trip to a goddamn public beach.
[02:47:41]  I mean, good God.
[02:47:43]  I mean, anybody who goes to public beaches, I feel sorry for you.
[02:47:46]  I mean, what a misfortunate life you must be living if you got to go to a goddamn public beach.
[02:47:53]  I mean, like I said, I would go to the goddamn ghetto before I go to a public beach.
[02:48:01]  You know, straight up.
[02:48:04]  Anyway, folks, I'm out of here.
[02:48:06]  Thank you very much for tuning in with me.
[02:48:08]  I'm not doing any shout-outs.
[02:48:09]  I'm not doing any of this crap.
[02:48:11]  Screw all you people scrolling in here.
[02:48:13]  The next time, I'm not going to have a chat room.
[02:48:16]  How do you like that, huh?
[02:48:17]  How you like them apples?
[02:48:19]  And if I do have a chat room, it's going to be in a private location.
[02:48:23]  It's going to be a private area.
[02:48:25]  All right, so go ahead and tweet me up.
[02:48:27]  Maybe I'll tweet you where exactly this thing's going to be at because we don't need any of this crap.
[02:48:32]  This is disgusting.
[02:48:33]  This is horrible.
[02:48:35]  And welcome to America, folks.
[02:48:37]  Welcome to the new world that we're living in out here where people are such simpletons and losers that they can't concoct anything to say.
[02:48:44]  They just got to sit here and flap their fat Cheeto stained fingers on the keyboard, and that's all there is to it.
[02:48:49]  Welcome to America, folks.
[02:48:51]  Anyway, I'm going to be back Monday.
[02:48:53]  You know me.
[02:48:53]  I'm here Monday through Friday, 4 to 7 p.m. Central Standard Time, baby, United States.

=== No More Public Chat Rooms (12:25) ===

[02:49:00]  All right?
[02:49:01]  Make sure to get in with it, baby.
[02:49:02]  You understand what I'm saying?
[02:49:05]  Get with it.
[02:49:06]  And you know, I am going to get rid of the chat room.
[02:49:08]  No more chat room from now on.
[02:49:10]  All right?
[02:49:11]  Sorry, folks.
[02:49:12]  As a matter of fact, if you're going to have some chat sessions next week, I think that's what people should be doing.
[02:49:18]  You should gather around and host your own chatting events while listening to the broadcast.
[02:49:23]  And if you do have some chatting events or some chat rooms, let me know.
[02:49:27]  I'll tweet them on my Twitter account.
[02:49:29]  Ghost Politics is the Twitter name to follow, for Christ's sake, all right?
[02:49:33]  And tweet them to me, and I'll be sure to broadcast them to the world.
[02:49:37]  Let everybody know that you've got yourself going on a little party going on at your specific chat room.
[02:49:45]  No BS, man.
[02:49:46]  No BS.
[02:49:48]  Anyway, Ghost Politics.
[02:49:49]  And I want to give a props and a shout-out to everybody out there who's a part of the capitalist army.
[02:49:55]  I want to give a shout-out to Red Plum.
[02:49:58]  Who else is out here that gave me a tweet out here?
[02:50:01]  Poco Hamster, a lot of people.
[02:50:03]  Red Bull2401, what's going on?
[02:50:05]  The Taft Master, what's going on?
[02:50:08]  EFC Dom, what's going on, man?
[02:50:10]  We got a lot of people tweeting me up as we speak.
[02:50:13]  If you want a shout-out, tweet me up right now.
[02:50:17]  I'm not doing any more radio graffitis or anything of that nature, all right?
[02:50:21]  Ghost Politics is the name.
[02:50:24]  Send me a tweet right now if you want some shout-outs because I'm not doing any more radio graffiti.
[02:50:28]  These people are scrolling in the chat room and they're pissing me off.
[02:50:31]  All right?
[02:50:32]  Anyway, we got Cygnatus.
[02:50:34]  What's going on?
[02:50:35]  We got Gasgara.
[02:50:36]  What's going on?
[02:50:37]  We got I Love Wrestling.
[02:50:39]  What's going on?
[02:50:40]  We got Jataro.
[02:50:42]  We got Emily Nayer.
[02:50:43]  We got, what is this?
[02:50:45]  Reese's Pieces.
[02:50:46]  What's going on, man?
[02:50:47]  We got a lot of people tweeting up now because they realize that these goddamn stupid imbeciles are ruining it for everybody.
[02:50:53]  All right, we got who else?
[02:50:55]  You, Seth, what's going on?
[02:50:57]  We got, I'm not saying that, you idiot.
[02:51:00]  My Naton, what's going on?
[02:51:03]  We got Callan Yamado.
[02:51:05]  What's up, man?
[02:51:06]  We got a lot of people tweeting up.
[02:51:08]  You know what it's about?
[02:51:09]  Maybe it's Miller time for me.
[02:51:11]  Fritz Muffin's in the place.
[02:51:13]  You know what I mean?
[02:51:14]  We got John Wanna.
[02:51:15]  What's up, man?
[02:51:16]  What's up, John Wanna?
[02:51:18]  We got some idiot named Alex Saves USA, obviously.
[02:51:21]  What's up, Nicholas Bro?
[02:51:23]  What's up?
[02:51:23]  Nicholas Bro's in the house, man.
[02:51:25]  He's a big supporter.
[02:51:26]  We got Joey Buchanan 32, not 33, 32.
[02:51:31]  We got Nozartson.
[02:51:33]  What's going on, Nozart?
[02:51:35]  Man, we got a lot of people up in here.
[02:51:36]  Give me some props, man.
[02:51:37]  Thanks a lot, man.
[02:51:38]  Thanks a lot.
[02:51:39]  We got British Fag in the house.
[02:51:40]  What's going on?
[02:51:41]  We got K1 since 1995.
[02:51:44]  What's up, man?
[02:51:45]  We got Ted Jossie.
[02:51:46]  What's going on, man?
[02:51:48]  We got Coast.
[02:51:50]  Screw you, asshole.
[02:51:51]  Screw you.
[02:51:52]  All right.
[02:51:53]  We got The Column Bus.
[02:51:55]  What's up?
[02:51:57]  We got that dude in Shades.
[02:51:58]  What's going on with that dude in Shades, man?
[02:52:00]  Tweeting from the iPhone, man.
[02:52:02]  Probably listening, chilling, man.
[02:52:03]  What's going on with the dude with shades?
[02:52:05]  Who else we got?
[02:52:06]  We got a whole bunch of people calling out.
[02:52:08]  We got a whole bunch of people tweeting, and I want to thank you for following me on Twitter.
[02:52:13]  Gordon Freeman, you know, what's going on, man?
[02:52:15]  We got Tampon Lollipops.
[02:52:18]  That's disgusting, Broad.
[02:52:19]  We got the Frantic.
[02:52:22]  We got Man Bear Pig Joe.
[02:52:24]  What's going on, man?
[02:52:25]  We got Linuatis.
[02:52:28]  What's up?
[02:52:29]  Who else we got?
[02:52:30]  We got Jonah, ex-Joner.
[02:52:33]  What's going on, man?
[02:52:34]  Who else we got going on in here?
[02:52:35]  We got, Jesus Christ.
[02:52:38]  I'm not saying that either.
[02:52:39]  We got George Gilliver.
[02:52:41]  What's up, man?
[02:52:42]  We got Jack Mead.
[02:52:44]  I'm not saying that, you silly sack of crap.
[02:52:46]  Who else we got going on over here, folks?
[02:52:48]  Do you got any more, engineer?
[02:52:50]  That's the character bear.
[02:52:54]  All right, we got a couple of more up in here.
[02:52:57]  Who else we got?
[02:52:58]  Do we got any more shout-outs?
[02:53:00]  Are we going to end the show now?
[02:53:01]  What's going on?
[02:53:05]  Shadow Fear in the place.
[02:53:07]  What's going on, Shadow Fear?
[02:53:09]  We got Jack.
[02:53:10]  I'm not saying that, you sick freak.
[02:53:14]  We got, man, you got a bunch of sick, perverted names that I am not going to say, you stupid, dumb jerk dicks.
[02:53:21]  All right?
[02:53:23]  Anyway, we got Kai Maury.
[02:53:25]  What's going on, man?
[02:53:27]  Who else we got going on over here?
[02:53:29]  We got Mercury Sulfide.
[02:53:32]  What's up, man?
[02:53:34]  Man, we got a lot of people.
[02:53:35]  We got D.Gaio, 93.
[02:53:38]  What's up, man?
[02:53:38]  D-G-A-O-93.
[02:53:40]  What's up?
[02:53:41]  Who else wants a shout-out up in here, man?
[02:53:44]  Alt Disco, what's up?
[02:53:46]  iPod Master93.
[02:53:47]  What's up, man?
[02:53:49]  Who else we got going on over here?
[02:53:51]  We got C. Harbinger.
[02:53:53]  What's up?
[02:53:54]  And you know what?
[02:53:56]  Let's just do a couple of more radio graffitis.
[02:53:58]  What the hell, right?
[02:53:59]  What the hell?
[02:54:00]  281, radio graffiti.
[02:54:03]  Fat fucking pig.
[02:54:05]  Your mother.
[02:54:06]  Your mother's a fat slob.
[02:54:08]  520 radio graffiti.
[02:54:10]  When he's talking to his dick, doesn't it taste like a watermelon?
[02:54:14]  Oh, man.
[02:54:15]  Are you kidding me with that?
[02:54:16]  Because I think it's time to play guest the minority.
[02:54:21]  That's right.
[02:54:22]  It's the end of the show, but I think it's down to play.
[02:54:25]  I said a little ethnic dwang here.
[02:54:26]  I don't know about you, but I sense it.
[02:54:29]  So let's go ahead and guess the minority.
[02:54:31]  Go ahead and throw your guesses right now on the screen.
[02:54:34]  Right now, throw your guesses.
[02:54:36]  All right, let me see.
[02:54:37]  Are you there?
[02:54:38]  Are you there?
[02:54:39]  Yeah.
[02:54:40]  All right.
[02:54:40]  Now, what's your favorite food?
[02:54:43]  I really like watermelon.
[02:54:46]  You really like it.
[02:54:47]  Are you black?
[02:54:49]  Yeah.
[02:54:50]  Yeah, you're black.
[02:54:51]  I knew it.
[02:54:51]  Yes.
[02:54:52]  Yes, I knew it, baby.
[02:54:54]  I love this game.
[02:54:55]  I freaking love this game, baby.
[02:54:57]  I'm great at it.
[02:54:58]  Hey, and don't call me racist, asshole.
[02:55:01]  All right?
[02:55:02]  Call me racist if I was wrong, but let me tell you, every time I do this show and every time I play this game, I'm always right.
[02:55:09]  I'm always right, baby.
[02:55:11]  Yes!
[02:55:12]  I freaking love this game.
[02:55:16]  Anyway, 480, Radio Graffiti.
[02:55:18]  What's up?
[02:55:20]  You'll be good for children.
[02:55:25]  Christ, give me a break.
[02:55:27]  Anyway, hey, we got Goku in the house, man.
[02:55:29]  What's up, Goku?
[02:55:31]  What's up, Ghost?
[02:55:32]  How's it going, man?
[02:55:33]  Goku, avid listener, avid caller, and of course, a member of the Capitalist Army.
[02:55:38]  How's your summer been treating you there, Goku?
[02:55:41]  It's going good, Ghost.
[02:55:43]  Yeah, no kidding, man.
[02:55:44]  Hopefully, you're chilling like an insane villain, for Christ's sake.
[02:55:47]  Having some good time, not getting into any, well, not too much mischief, at least, right?
[02:55:53]  Yeah, not much mischief, you know what I'm saying?
[02:55:55]  Yeah, I hear you, man.
[02:55:57]  Any girls out there, you know, you know, getting that summertime spirit, you know, wanting to get on the old Goku special?
[02:56:05]  Wait, what?
[02:56:06]  I didn't hear you.
[02:56:07]  No, I'm saying, are there any girls out there, you know, out there trying to get on since it's the summertime?
[02:56:13]  Try to get on the Goku special.
[02:56:16]  Yeah, we'll see you, Ghost.
[02:56:17]  You never know.
[02:56:21]  Or if you like the other side, either way, I mean, you know, have a good summer, man.
[02:56:24]  You know what I mean?
[02:56:25]  I mean, live it up.
[02:56:26]  You know what I mean?
[02:56:26]  You're going to be a senior this year.
[02:56:28]  You know what I mean?
[02:56:29]  It's your only last hope of eliminating yourself of any kind of responsibility.
[02:56:35]  So take advantage of it, Goku.
[02:56:38]  Yeah, I will, Ghost.
[02:56:38]  You know, just live up like you can until I have to go to college.
[02:56:42]  Yeah, I hear you, man.
[02:56:43]  I hear you.
[02:56:44]  Anyway, thanks, Goku, man.
[02:56:45]  We're about to run out of time for Christ's sake, man.
[02:56:47]  Thanks for calling up.
[02:56:47]  Thanks for listening.
[02:56:48]  Once again, Goku, avid listener, avid caller, and a member of the Capitalist Army, baby.
[02:56:55]  If you haven't been to the Capitalist Army, well, by God, www.capitalistarmy.com, a social network exclusively for capitalists.
[02:57:05]  Exclusively for the capitalists.
[02:57:08]  You understand what I'm saying?
[02:57:09]  That's what it's all about.
[02:57:10]  Exclusively for all the capitalists that are out there throughout the world.
[02:57:16]  www.capitalistarmy.com.
[02:57:19]  And of course, folks, don't you forget, follow me on Twitter.
[02:57:24]  The Twitter name to follow is Ghost Politics.
[02:57:26]  All one word, no underscores, baby.
[02:57:29]  Ghost Politics.
[02:57:30]  All right?
[02:57:32]  Anyway, folks, we got about three minutes left in the broadcast.
[02:57:35]  Let's do a couple of more radio graffitis and we get on out of here.
[02:57:38]  518 Radio Graffiti.
[02:57:39]  What's up?
[02:57:44]  That didn't really work.
[02:57:46]  407.
[02:57:48]  Hey, Ghost, I just want to say I'm sorry for all the scrollers, and please don't stop the chat.
[02:57:54]  I'll try not to stop the chat, but this is what you have out here: a bunch of scrolling-ass chicken-eating cornboy bastards that are sitting over here.
[02:58:02]  You know, they're pissing me off.
[02:58:03]  Really?
[02:58:04]  They're pissing me off.
[02:58:05]  They're pissing me off.
[02:58:06]  But, you know, welcome to this country.
[02:58:08]  I mean, this is what I expect from these simpleton idiots.
[02:58:11]  You know what I mean?
[02:58:12]  I mean, are we surprised?
[02:58:14]  I mean, seriously, are we surprised that this is the reaction that we get from this goddamn type of country that we're living in, for Christ's sake?
[02:58:22]  I mean, this is it.
[02:58:24]  I mean, this is it.
[02:58:25]  These are the losers that we have to deal with, for Christ's sake.
[02:58:27]  I mean, you ever been to a supermarket and seen these idiots look at you cross-eyed?
[02:58:31]  You know, because you're sitting over there, you know, buying steaks, you know, you're buying T-bones, you're buying sirloins, and these idiots are looking at you cross-eyed like, oh, oh, I can't believe this.
[02:58:42]  I can't believe what's just going on.
[02:58:44]  Shut up.
[02:58:48]  Anyway, let me get a couple more callers here.
[02:58:50]  What else?
[02:58:50]  605, Radio Graffiti.
[02:58:55]  Yeah, shut up.
[02:58:56]  785, Radio Graffiti.
[02:59:02]  Taking too long, you idiots.
[02:59:03]  786, Radio Graffiti.
[02:59:06]  Greatness in the Sola Century.
[02:59:09]  Stupid idiot.
[02:59:11]  Who else we got going on?
[02:59:12]  270, Radio Graffiti.
[02:59:15]  And the show.
[02:59:18]  You're calling me that with that fruity ass voice, for Christ's sake?
[02:59:22]  Are you kidding me?
[02:59:23]  And you hung up?
[02:59:25]  I would hang up too, boy.
[02:59:28]  If I were you with that fruity-ass voice, I would hang up too, for heaven's sake.
[02:59:34]  Anyway, folks, I'm out of here, man.
[02:59:37]  I'm going to the coast.
[02:59:38]  I'm going to have a great weekend at my property, folks.
[02:59:41]  I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
[02:59:44]  Please follow me on Twitter.
[02:59:46]  And, folks, if you don't have your fix, I'm not going to be back till Monday, all right?
[02:59:50]  Not till Monday.
[02:59:50]  But if you want some more True Capitalist Radio, go to the archive, all right?
[02:59:55]  BlogtalkRadio.com/slash ghost.
[02:59:59]  Very simple, very easy.
[03:00:01]  It's got all the broadcasts I've ever done for free on demand.
[03:00:06]  All right?
[03:00:07]  BlogtalkRadio.com slash ghost.
[03:00:10]  All right?
[03:00:11]  And moreover, folks, spread the word about the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
[03:00:16]  All right?
[03:00:16]  Let everybody know about it.
[03:00:17]  Spread it around like wildfire.
[03:00:20]  And follow me on Twitter.
[03:00:21]  Ghost Politics.
[03:00:23]  All right.
[03:00:23]  Ghost Politics is the name to follow.
[03:00:25]  All right.
[03:00:25]  Ghost Politics, for Christ's sake.
[03:00:28]  No BS.
[03:00:30]  Anyway, folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
[03:00:33]  Long live the capitalist movement, baby.
[03:00:36]  And anybody else who ain't down with it, they better get down or lay down, baby.
[03:00:41]  Get down or lay down.
[03:00:44]  I'm out of here, baby.
[03:00:45]  I'm living large.
[03:00:46]  It's great to be a capitalist, baby.
[03:00:48]  I hope you're a capitalist and not one of these stupid losers out here waiting for a loaf of bread at the bread line.
[03:00:55]  All right?
[03:00:55]  I'm out here for you, for the capitalists throughout the world.
[03:01:00]  I'm out of here.
[03:01:01]  Get me out of here, engineer.
[03:01:02]  Get me out of here.
[03:01:03]  I'm not here for the weekend, baby.
[03:01:05]  It's Miller time.
[03:01:06]  You've been listening to True Capitalist Radio.
[03:01:08]  The thoughts, views, ideas, comments, and opinions of the host of this show are absolutely his.
[03:01:15]  Catch more live episodes Monday through Friday from 3:30 to 6:30 Central.
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[03:01:22]  True Capitalist Radio.
[03:01:24]  That's it.

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