True Capitalist Radio - June 21st, 2011 True Capitalist Radio Hosted By Ghost EP 113
Aired: 2011-06-21
Duration: 03:06:18


=== Commodities and Volatility (13:53) ===

[00:00:00]  A Napa guy knows not to judge a man by his car's multicolor paint job or absence of modern gadgetry.
[00:00:07]  Who cares if it's technically old enough to vote and the windows are powered by the strength of your left arm?
[00:00:13]  Your monthly payment is zero and it'll stay that way.
[00:00:17]  Because with over 400,000 parts and a little Napa know-how, you can keep anything on the road.
[00:00:23]  She may not be pretty, but she's all yours.
[00:00:27]  That's Napa Know-How.
[00:00:30]  Love Hope Radio.
[00:00:45]  This is True Capitalist Radio.
[00:00:47]  True Capitalist Radio.
[00:00:50]  I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
[00:00:55]  The badass of business.
[00:00:57]  Give him capitalism or give him death.
[00:00:59]  That's it.
[00:01:00]  Terry.
[00:01:01]  Broadcasting from his skylight office studios in beautiful downtown Austin, Texas.
[00:01:05]  You sound fruitier than a box of fruit loops, for Christ's sake.
[00:01:09]  And now, he'll take it from here.
[00:01:11]  your host, the prognosticator of prognosticators, the man they call...
[00:01:16]  Go Me.
[00:01:28]  What's going on?
[00:01:30]  Thank you for tuning in to another edition of True Capitalist Radio.
[00:01:37]  And of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
[00:01:42]  And once again, folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
[00:01:47]  Once again, this is episode number 113, baby.
[00:01:51]  Gosh, man, 113 episodes already.
[00:01:54]  And I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me right now.
[00:01:57]  Jesus Christ, I didn't even send a tweet to let everybody know that we're an affected in the house.
[00:02:01]  So let me go ahead and do that now.
[00:02:03]  And before we get into anything, before we get into anything into the subject matter on the broadcast this evening, I'd like for everybody to stop what you're doing.
[00:02:12]  All right.
[00:02:12]  I'd like for everybody to retweet the program, go to the social networks, go to the blogs, go to the forums, spread it around like wildfire and let everybody know that True Capitalist Radio isn't affected in the house, folks.
[00:02:26]  We got a lot of things to talk about today, but if you happen to be in the markets today, let me tell you something right now.
[00:02:33]  You were cashing in, but there's major profits.
[00:02:38]  That's right, making some serious capital out here, folks.
[00:02:41]  And I hope that you're taking advantage.
[00:02:42]  If you'd have been listening to the broadcast last week, and if you'd have just entertained the advice that I was giving last week, telling everybody that this was temporary, you should be bottom-feeding last week just like I was, even though we saw some high volatility and the negative numbers on last week's stock markets.
[00:03:01]  The bottom line is that if you bottom-fed, you put some stocks, put some money in the stock market last week, you'd be making some goddamn money right now.
[00:03:08]  Anyway, I want to get through the markets really quick.
[00:03:12]  Then once I get through the markets, I'd like to go ahead and take your calls.
[00:03:15]  Of course, if you hear anything that you'd like to chime in about, that's what's so beautiful about this program.
[00:03:20]  You can call up 646-652-4869 is the number to call.
[00:03:25]  And once again, folks, it's a Tuesday.
[00:03:28]  You know, enough with the lamer-ass prank calls, all right?
[00:03:32]  I mean, seriously, that's enough.
[00:03:35]  All right?
[00:03:36]  Jesus Christ.
[00:03:37]  Anyway, let's go ahead and go through the numbers for Christ's sake.
[00:03:40]  Dow Jones Industrials closes out today at 12,100.
[00:03:44]  That's an increase of 12 points.
[00:03:47]  A percentage increase.
[00:03:49]  We don't even have the percentage increase, for Christ's sake.
[00:03:51]  Jesus Christ, they got a new format here on Bloomberg, you dumbass clowns.
[00:03:56]  At least they're giving us the open.
[00:03:58]  It opened today at 12,028.
[00:04:00]  The high today was 12,100, and the low today was 12,004.
[00:04:05]  All right, so I guess so.
[00:04:06]  I don't know.
[00:04:07]  I have to go somewhere else for Christ.
[00:04:08]  What the hell is Bloomberg doing for Christ's sake?
[00:04:10]  You know what I mean?
[00:04:11]  You already screwed up New York.
[00:04:12]  Stop screwing up your website, you pretty little liberal bastard.
[00:04:17]  Stupid pseudo-bourgeois asshole.
[00:04:19]  Anyway, we got SP 500 closing out today at 1,288.20.
[00:04:24]  That's an increase of 0.30 points.
[00:04:28]  The high today, though, was at 1,288.4 points, and the low today was 1,287.40.
[00:04:38]  We got NASDAQ closing out today on the low side.
[00:04:40]  We saw some high volatility for Christ's sake.
[00:04:43]  12,000, it should be 12,000, 2,443 points.
[00:04:48]  That's a decrease of 1 point, for Christ's sake.
[00:04:50]  Jesus Christ, I mean, this is horrible, Bloomberg.
[00:04:53]  You know that?
[00:04:53]  This is horrible.
[00:04:55]  This is disgusting.
[00:04:56]  It's a disgrace.
[00:04:57]  What kind of format is this, for Christ's sake, you silly sacks of crap?
[00:05:02]  Jesus Christ.
[00:05:03]  Anyway, let's get to the commodities.
[00:05:04]  I'm already pissed off.
[00:05:05]  The bottom line is that I made some money.
[00:05:08]  If you'd have listened to True Capitalist Radio last week, you'd be making some capital.
[00:05:12]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:05:13]  And that's what it's about.
[00:05:14]  It's about making money.
[00:05:15]  I'm a capitalist, baby.
[00:05:16]  I'm not going to sit over here with my hand down waiting for another loaf of bread at the bread line like all these other losers out here.
[00:05:22]  Come on, baby.
[00:05:23]  I need monies.
[00:05:24]  I need monies from the government, baby.
[00:05:26]  You're not understanding, baby.
[00:05:28]  My kids.
[00:05:29]  My kids, baby.
[00:05:31]  I need some cash, baby.
[00:05:33]  I need it out of Obama's stash, baby.
[00:05:36]  Give me a day of break.
[00:05:38]  Anyway, let me get through the commodities.
[00:05:40]  We got Brent Crude, and of course, for all you ass clowns that don't know what Brent crude is, it's the crude oil that's shipped off to Europe and Asia.
[00:05:47]  It is down today $1.12.
[00:05:50]  That's a percentage decrease of 1.00%.
[00:05:54]  Closing out today at $110.57 per barrel of Brent crude oil.
[00:05:59]  Gasoline futures are seeing some dramatic decreases.
[00:06:03]  They're down $23.
[00:06:04]  That's a percentage decrease of 2.45% on the day, baby.
[00:06:09]  I mean, we better reflect that on airline costs, on gas pump costs, and on commodities costs.
[00:06:16]  Because let me tell you something.
[00:06:17]  The gas prices have been relayed to the consumer far too long, and we're seeing it reflected here in the futures that we should go down.
[00:06:26]  We should go down in price, for Christ's sake.
[00:06:30]  Anyway, hold on.
[00:06:31]  I've got to get some spamming assholes out of here for Christ's sake, really quick.
[00:06:34]  Hold on, just one second.
[00:06:35]  Hey, engineer, you having a problem?
[00:06:39]  Well, kick these assholes out.
[00:06:41]  Kick them out.
[00:06:42]  Get them out now.
[00:06:43]  We don't have to sit over here and take this crap and get them out.
[00:06:47]  Get out.
[00:06:50]  Anyway, who else?
[00:06:51]  Who else was doing it?
[00:06:52]  Who else was doing it, engineer?
[00:06:53]  Get them out.
[00:06:54]  The car won't go fall.
[00:06:56]  Well, get them the hell out now.
[00:07:00]  Sorry, folks.
[00:07:01]  I don't mean to be sidetracked here.
[00:07:02]  We got a bunch of spamming ass clowns out here trying to ruin it for everybody trying to kick back in the chat room.
[00:07:07]  Anyway, heating oil futures are down $5.70.
[00:07:11]  That's a percentage decrease of 1.94%.
[00:07:14]  And after seeing some dramatic sell-offs in natural gas, we're seeing a modest bump.
[00:07:19]  It is up 9 cents today.
[00:07:21]  That's a percentage increase of 2.18% for natural gas.
[00:07:25]  And, of course, WTI Sweet Crude, which is the crude oil that is consumed here in North America, it is down a modest 3 cents, a percentage decrease of 0.03%.
[00:07:36]  But still, you've got to love these numbers for WTI Sweet Crude, folks.
[00:07:40]  $93.60.
[00:07:42]  I want to see that come down.
[00:07:44]  I want to see that come down even more so we can see the prices of a lot of things come down as a result.
[00:07:50]  So once again, when I see WTI down, it's bad in a sense of any of the energy plays and energy stocks or oil stocks that I got in play out here in my portfolio.
[00:08:02]  But at the same time, it benefits the retail stocks that I got in my portfolio out here.
[00:08:07]  Do you understand?
[00:08:08]  I mean, that's what diversity is all about.
[00:08:10]  You never put all your eggs in one basket.
[00:08:13]  You know what they talk about?
[00:08:14]  How diversified is your portfolio?
[00:08:18]  That's what they're talking about.
[00:08:19]  They're talking about if you have an asset-based equities base there, do you have it diversified in the retail sector, the consumer staples, the energy sector, the pharmaceuticals?
[00:08:32]  So on and so forth.
[00:08:33]  You understand?
[00:08:35]  Anyway, let's continue going.
[00:08:37]  6466524869.
[00:08:39]  Let's get to agriculture, shall we?
[00:08:41]  Canola, we saw no change in canola futures today.
[00:08:44]  Cocoa continues to see its increase.
[00:08:46]  It's up $58.
[00:08:48]  That's a percentage increase of 1.95%.
[00:08:51]  Coffee, after seeing dramatic sell-offs in that futures market, it is modestly up today, 65 cents.
[00:08:58]  That's a percentage increase of 0.26%.
[00:09:00]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[00:09:02]  Jeez.
[00:09:03]  Did anybody see corn for Christ's sake?
[00:09:05]  Did anybody see the corn price for Christ's sake, man?
[00:09:11]  I thought that we were done with this crap.
[00:09:13]  I thought that we were done with seeing corn prices continuing to spike for Christ's sake.
[00:09:17]  Do you understand?
[00:09:18]  I'm from Texas.
[00:09:20]  All right.
[00:09:20]  I'm used to, you know, back in the day getting nine corns for a dollar, nine ears of corn for a dollar.
[00:09:27]  Now these freaking things are a dollar an ear of corn, for Christ's sake.
[00:09:30]  I mean, a dollar an ear of freaking corn.
[00:09:35]  And you know, I like corn.
[00:09:36]  Do you understand?
[00:09:37]  I like corn because, you know, I like to consider myself a grill master.
[00:09:40]  Do you understand what I'm saying?
[00:09:42]  I'm from Texas.
[00:09:42]  I like a barbecue.
[00:09:44]  Oh, let me tell you something right now.
[00:09:46]  You know, if this show ever gets real popular, I'm putting myself out of goddamn cookbook.
[00:09:50]  And let me tell you something.
[00:09:52]  I'm going to take on Bobby Flay.
[00:09:54]  I'm going to take on all those ass clowns that think they know how to grill for Christ's sake.
[00:09:58]  All right.
[00:09:58]  But anyway, that's besides the point.
[00:09:59]  I don't mean to get personal here.
[00:10:00]  But the bottom line is, is that corn should not be going up this high.
[00:10:05]  And this is an economic indicator for a lot of things.
[00:10:08]  Because just imagine how many things require high-fructose corn syrup.
[00:10:13]  Just imagine how many things that have corn as a component.
[00:10:16]  Not to mention that it's part of cattle fears.
[00:10:19]  You know, the crap that they feed cattle.
[00:10:21]  So, you know, when you see corn increasing, that means that price is going to be relayed into a variety of different factors.
[00:10:29]  So that's why I get so anal retentive about corn, you know?
[00:10:34]  Anyway, we got corn up.
[00:10:36]  What's the price on that, Engineer?
[00:10:40]  He said 1975, I guess that's a percentage increase of 3%.
[00:10:45]  We've got cotton futures down modestly $0.07.
[00:10:48]  That's a percentage decrease of 0.06%.
[00:10:52]  We've got wheat futures up modestly, $1.50.
[00:10:55]  Sugar continues to see its increase, although it was up modestly today.
[00:10:59]  It was up 5 cents, a percentage increase of 0.19%.
[00:11:04]  Soybean saw a spike today, $14.25 on the positive.
[00:11:09]  That's a percentage increase of 1.07%.
[00:11:13]  Lumber saw some sell-offs today because we saw some economic bad data that came out.
[00:11:19]  So you knew that they were going to slump to some degree.
[00:11:21]  They're down $1.40, a percentage decrease of 0.58%.
[00:11:25]  We got soybean oil futures up modestly, 59 cents, a percentage increase of 1.03%.
[00:11:32]  And I guess the bull-nosed bulldykes didn't take control of the wool futures market today because wool futures are unchanged as of right now.
[00:11:42]  Let's go to the metals, shall we?
[00:11:44]  The metals.
[00:11:46]  We got copper up a dollar.
[00:11:47]  That's a percentage increase of 0.24%.
[00:11:50]  Gold continues to see its modest increase, although I think it should be a lot higher than this.
[00:11:55]  It would be had the CME group not changed the margin requirements, which was an unprecedented move by any exchange twice.
[00:12:04]  Not once, but twice in one week.
[00:12:07]  Give me a break.
[00:12:09]  But anyway, they're still going up modestly.
[00:12:11]  Gold is up $5.20.
[00:12:13]  That's a percentage increase, excuse me, a percentage increase of 0.34%, closing out today at $1,547.20 per Troy ounce of gold.
[00:12:25]  We've got silver going up 29 cents.
[00:12:27]  That's a percentage increase of 0.83%.
[00:12:30]  Closing out today at $36.37 per troy ounce of silver, baby.
[00:12:35]  Now let's get to the livestock.
[00:12:37]  All right.
[00:12:38]  Let's get to the livestock because you know if there's going to be an increase in corn, there's going to be at least an increase in cattle feeder.
[00:12:44]  All right?
[00:12:45]  It's going to be at least an increase in cattle feeder, and that's exactly what you got.
[00:12:49]  You don't only got an increase in cattle feeder, it's in live cattle.
[00:12:52]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:12:53]  Jesus Christ.
[00:12:54]  Live cattle futures are up $1.5.
[00:12:58]  Cattle feeder futures are up $2.30.
[00:13:01]  That's a percentage increase of 1.70%.
[00:13:04]  And for all you fat, jelly-ass cottage cheese thighs having hambone gnawers, it's going to have to have a couple of ham bones shoved down your gullet.
[00:13:14]  Lean hog futures are up $1.10.
[00:13:18]  That's a percentage increase of 1.14%.
[00:13:21]  And that, my friends, is the market for your ass.
[00:13:26]  And like I've been saying, folks, I mean, the reason that we're seeing increases is because I know that the mainstream business media likes to claim that it's because of the anticipation of the Greek bailout here.
[00:13:38]  But you also got to look at the numbers.
[00:13:40]  I mean, look at these numbers, for Christ's sake.
[00:13:43]  I mean, you've got Whole Foods setting record numbers.
[00:13:46]  Whole Foods?
[00:13:47]  I mean, this is supposed to be an upscale higher-end grocer, and they're setting better-than-expected numbers.

=== Record Numbers at Whole Foods (03:54) ===

[00:13:54]  I mean, you look at all these, you know, affluent-like upscale retailers.
[00:14:00]  I mean, they're all increasing in prices.
[00:14:02]  I mean, you know, when everyone else is running scared, you've got high-end retailers making serious capital.
[00:14:08]  And, of course, I'm consuming in some of that retail.
[00:14:11]  But the bottom line is, if you can forecast these things, if you can read these things, well, by God, get on one of these stocks and ride the profits in it, for Christ's sake.
[00:14:20]  Ride the profits.
[00:14:21]  Don't be sitting over there chafing your penis, hoping that, you know, you get yourself something for Christ's sake.
[00:14:26]  I mean, Jesus Christ.
[00:14:29]  Anyway, let me give some shout-outs.
[00:14:30]  And for all you folks that don't know, I give shout-outs throughout the broadcast to anyone who retweets the first tweet on my Twitter account, folks.
[00:14:39]  Believe it or not.
[00:14:40]  And of course, if you don't know the Twitter account by now, if you're not following the official Twitter account right now, here it is right here.
[00:14:47]  All right.
[00:14:48]  Ghost Politics.
[00:14:49]  All right?
[00:14:50]  All one word, no underscores, baby.
[00:14:52]  Ghost politics.
[00:14:53]  All right?
[00:14:54]  Right here.
[00:14:55]  Retweet the first tweet on my Twitter account.
[00:14:57]  Let's go ahead and see if we got any retweets, shall we?
[00:15:01]  Engineer, we got any retweets going on over here?
[00:15:03]  What's going on with the retweet section here?
[00:15:05]  Oh, Christmas Crawl Cap!
[00:15:08]  Well, we must get, we got a lot of them then.
[00:15:11]  We got a lot of retweets up in here.
[00:15:12]  We got Xara Hawks, what's going on?
[00:15:15]  Saul Goodman, BWC, what's going on?
[00:15:18]  Pray for Default.
[00:15:20]  Screw you, you asshole.
[00:15:21]  You must be some socialist jerk nut.
[00:15:24]  We've got Alcoholic Ghost.
[00:15:26]  Oh, yeah.
[00:15:27]  Very funny asshole.
[00:15:29]  All right.
[00:15:29]  Very funny.
[00:15:30]  Alcoholic.
[00:15:33]  I mean, give me a goddamn break.
[00:15:35]  You know what just for that?
[00:15:35]  Give me a drink.
[00:15:36]  Give me a drink.
[00:15:38]  Jesus Christ.
[00:15:39]  Let me have a drink for Christ's sake.
[00:15:40]  And, of course, folks, for all you don't know, I'm drinking blue label Chevas Scotch, baby.
[00:15:46]  You understand what I'm saying?
[00:15:48]  Blue label Chivis Scotch, baby.
[00:15:50]  It's great stuff.
[00:15:51]  A nice, good, you know, blended mix of malts.
[00:15:55]  Unbelievable, smooth flavor, aged 21 years.
[00:15:59]  Oh, man, you've got to love it.
[00:16:00]  And all you idiots calling me an alcoholic, baby, I'm a connoisseur.
[00:16:04]  Do you understand that?
[00:16:04]  I'm a connoisseur.
[00:16:06]  I could taste any of the finest libations in the world and tell you exactly what it is.
[00:16:12]  That's how goddamn down I am when it comes to being a connoisseur of these libations.
[00:16:19]  So let me go ahead and take a $30 sip of some of this blue label Chivus here.
[00:16:26]  Let me take a $30 Chivas here.
[00:16:30]  Oh, yeah.
[00:16:31]  You just had a $30 sip right there, baby.
[00:16:36]  Woo!
[00:16:37]  Man, I'm feeling great, baby.
[00:16:39]  All right, let me go ahead and continue with the shout-outs because we got people retweeting.
[00:16:44]  We got Taxis Sox.
[00:16:45]  I'm not saying that.
[00:16:46]  Well, we got Ryan Dunn R.I.P. L.O.L. Oh, man.
[00:16:51]  Come on with that already, all right?
[00:16:53]  I mean, that's not funny.
[00:16:55]  All you idiots that are making fun of, that's horrible.
[00:16:57]  That is horrible.
[00:16:58]  You should be ashamed of yourself.
[00:17:00]  I mean, do you even have a goddamn soul?
[00:17:04]  Jesus Christ.
[00:17:06]  No, they put LOL at the end of it.
[00:17:08]  Like, Lahoo laughs out loud.
[00:17:10]  And here's another one.
[00:17:11]  LOL if U.S. defaults.
[00:17:13]  Yeah, shoving up your ass, all right?
[00:17:16]  Meredith is queen.
[00:17:18]  Jesus Christ.
[00:17:19]  New fags in chat.
[00:17:21]  What's going on?
[00:17:21]  We got Ryan TS45.
[00:17:23]  What's going on?
[00:17:24]  We got Seymour Botts.
[00:17:27]  We got, what is this?
[00:17:29]  LV.
[00:17:30]  I can't even pronounce it.
[00:17:31]  Ghosts Engineer.
[00:17:33]  All right, what's going on?
[00:17:34]  We got Gary Coleman, LOL.
[00:17:36]  What the hell is that supposed to be?
[00:17:38]  Gary Coleman, LOL.
[00:17:40]  Where do you come up with these goddamn Twitter names, for Christ's sake?
[00:17:44]  We got 13 Colt Fox 95.
[00:17:46]  We got Muzzles56.

=== Inflation and Savings Accounts (02:55) ===

[00:17:48]  What's going on?
[00:17:49]  We got Alcoholic.
[00:17:51]  What's going on?
[00:17:52]  We got Jordan 9911.
[00:17:54]  We got I support Taft NAFTA.
[00:17:59]  Well, I kind of do support NAFTA.
[00:18:00]  You know what I mean?
[00:18:02]  You ain't going to get any qualms out of me for that one.
[00:18:06]  Who else we got?
[00:18:06]  We got a Hugh G-Erection.
[00:18:10]  We got Fixed News in the house.
[00:18:12]  Who else we got?
[00:18:12]  We got Chicken Biddle.
[00:18:14]  Who else we got?
[00:18:15]  We got Social.
[00:18:16]  I'm not saying that.
[00:18:17]  I'm not saying that crap.
[00:18:19]  Isaac.
[00:18:22]  I'm not saying that either.
[00:18:23]  They're trying to make me say some kind of ridiculous racial garbage, and I'm not going to participate in this racial crap.
[00:18:29]  We got Boston Frank 617, about for ducks.
[00:18:34]  We got Mike Ock Hurts.
[00:18:38]  And that's about it.
[00:18:39]  That's the only shout-outs I'm giving.
[00:18:41]  Anyway, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
[00:18:44]  Please retweet the program.
[00:18:45]  We've got a lot of things to talk about on this edition of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast, folks.
[00:18:50]  And the first thing I want to talk about is what I've been discussing for a long period of time.
[00:18:54]  I know people were concerned at the end of June here.
[00:18:58]  The Federal Reserve's monetary policy of quantitative easing, which is nothing more than an economic fancy way of printing more money, is about to phase out here at the end of June.
[00:19:09]  And that's basically what took the market down for a header for a little while.
[00:19:13]  That's why we saw some negative numbers.
[00:19:15]  We saw the increase of the bull market for the past year kind of decrease and kind of sell off here.
[00:19:21]  But the reason is, is because of this ending of QE2.
[00:19:26]  Now, it just came out today, and I told you this was so, folks.
[00:19:30]  I mean, the prognosticator, a prognosticator, strikes again.
[00:19:36]  Ben Bernanke is going to continue his quantitative easing strategy up until October, baby.
[00:19:43]  October.
[00:19:44]  What did I tell you?
[00:19:45]  That's another reason why everybody's purchasing equities at this point in time.
[00:19:49]  All right?
[00:19:49]  The prognosticator of prognosticator strikes again.
[00:19:54]  And this is what I keep telling everybody who's listening in right now.
[00:19:56]  If you have a savings account, if you have a lot of money in a savings account right now, you're doing yourself a disservice.
[00:20:02]  All right?
[00:20:02]  The amount of money that you're getting from the interest rate that is gaining on your savings account isn't going to keep up with the rate of inflation.
[00:20:10]  It isn't even going to keep up with the goddamn rate of inflation.
[00:20:14]  So what you should be doing is taking a good chunk of that out of your savings account and start diversifying.
[00:20:20]  You know, start buying some physical gold, physical silver.
[00:20:23]  You know, start buying bottom feeding in some of these equities, for Christ's sake.
[00:20:27]  You know what I mean?
[00:20:27]  I mean, make some ETF plays so you can gain on some of these commodities rising and falling.
[00:20:33]  You know, do some shorting stocks.
[00:20:35]  You know, trade some options.
[00:20:36]  Learn about the financial system, baby.
[00:20:38]  Don't be sitting there like the rest of these losers out here waiting for another loaf of bread at the breadline, for Christ's sake.

=== Newt Gingrich and Asian Markets (12:56) ===

[00:20:44]  I'm calling on you to become a goddamn capitalist and don't be like these other minions out here that are like, man, it's not fair, baby.
[00:20:51]  It's not fair.
[00:20:52]  You're not giving me my tax money, babe.
[00:20:55]  My kids, baby.
[00:20:56]  My kids need that wealth and money, baby.
[00:20:59]  My kids.
[00:21:02]  Give me a break.
[00:21:05]  Anyway, I want to take your calls here.
[00:21:06]  Once again, the prognosticator of prognosticators strikes again.
[00:21:12]  And I want to hear from you.
[00:21:13]  You understand?
[00:21:14]  I want to hear from you.
[00:21:15]  646-652-4869.
[00:21:18]  I told you that the Federal Reserve was going to continue with its quantitative easing strategy while everybody was like, no, it's not.
[00:21:26]  Ghost, they're going to stop it.
[00:21:27]  They're going to stop it.
[00:21:29]  You shove it up, your ass.
[00:21:31]  All right, let's take some calls here.
[00:21:32]  646-652-4869 is the number to call.
[00:21:36]  Area code 406, or excuse me, 416.
[00:21:38]  You're on the horn.
[00:21:40]  Hey, Ghost, I have a question for you.
[00:21:42]  Go for it.
[00:21:44]  I'm having my burnt mitzvah, and I need an opinion from a Jew of what to do.
[00:21:49]  Yeah, here you go again with these ridiculous racial slurs.
[00:21:53]  Well, why you got to be so racial for Christ's sake, huh?
[00:21:56]  Well, I heard you were a Jew, and you know, you know, I've been taking advice from an honest Jew.
[00:22:02]  You know, I really don't appreciate it.
[00:22:04]  Get him off, but get them off the line.
[00:22:07]  You know, for all you idiots out there that are making all these false indictments about me, you know what I mean?
[00:22:13]  They're sitting over here saying I'm, you know, this, I'm that.
[00:22:16]  I really don't appreciate it.
[00:22:17]  All right?
[00:22:18]  I really don't appreciate it.
[00:22:19]  I mean, you idiots call me a racist, and yet you're calling me, you know, a Jewish person.
[00:22:24]  You're making Jewish jokes in the chat room for Christ's sake.
[00:22:27]  You know what I mean?
[00:22:29]  You're doing all, I mean, it's just, it's disgusting.
[00:22:31]  It really is disgusting.
[00:22:32]  And you're calling me the racist.
[00:22:34]  That's the funny part about it.
[00:22:36]  You scumbags are calling me the racist.
[00:22:39]  That's just horrible.
[00:22:40]  That's just disgusting.
[00:22:41]  And not only that, I mean, that kid sounded like he didn't even have peach fuzz on his naz.
[00:22:44]  What the hell is he doing calling me?
[00:22:46]  All right.
[00:22:47]  Where's the parents?
[00:22:48]  That's all I'd like to know.
[00:22:49]  Where's the parents?
[00:22:50]  Jesus Christ.
[00:22:52]  Area code 530, you're on the horn.
[00:22:54]  What's up?
[00:22:55]  Hey, I'm on familywatchdock.us, and your apartment is lit up like a goddamn Roman candle.
[00:23:01]  What?
[00:23:03]  You may want to Google that.
[00:23:05]  Yeah, you don't even know what you're freaking talking about, you stupid moron.
[00:23:08]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:23:09]  You sound like some stupid, you know, out-of-work loser, probably collecting 99 weeks of unemployment, calling up trying to get your goddamn rocks off.
[00:23:17]  Get this idiot off, for Christ's sake.
[00:23:19]  845, you're on the horn.
[00:23:20]  What's up?
[00:23:24]  You know, you know, you get a personality.
[00:23:26]  You know, I know in America today, it's real easy being an obnoxious, absent-minded, lack-of-cognitive reasoning jerk dick.
[00:23:34]  I understand that's the trend, but it's time for you simple minions to start realizing that you have to get enlightened to a certain extent.
[00:23:41]  Do you understand?
[00:23:42]  You have to start getting enlightened.
[00:23:43]  Have to start getting educated and learning how to spoken.
[00:23:47]  You're not going to have these goddamn soundboards and these goddamn YouTube videos to talk for you all the time, for Christ's sake.
[00:23:54]  You understand?
[00:23:56]  Jesus Christ.
[00:23:57]  Let's go ahead and take some more calls.
[00:23:59]  We're supposed to be talking about Ben Bernanke increasing, once again, extending the so-called stimulus, extending quantitative easing, just as I predicted, folks.
[00:24:09]  Just as I predicted.
[00:24:11]  And I want to hear from you.
[00:24:12]  What do you got to say about it?
[00:24:13]  646-6524869.
[00:24:15]  We got Jamie Allen.
[00:24:17]  What's going on, Jamie Allen?
[00:24:18]  You there?
[00:24:19]  Yeah, hey there, guys.
[00:24:20]  I need a little bit of advice, man.
[00:24:21]  Go for it.
[00:24:22]  What's going on?
[00:24:23]  Okay, well, I'm an angry dude with many tattoos.
[00:24:27]  And I know I'm on crest, so I got one of you.
[00:24:30]  So am I crescent fresh?
[00:24:32]  So am I on the mess?
[00:24:34]  Jesus Christ.
[00:24:35]  I mean, you see what I'm saying?
[00:24:36]  You don't learn how to spoke and even over there across the pond.
[00:24:39]  You know what I mean?
[00:24:40]  You didn't even learn how to spoke.
[00:24:42]  Get him off.
[00:24:43]  Get this stupid idiot off.
[00:24:44]  I don't even understand what he's talking about, for Christ's sake.
[00:24:46]  I just don't go see him.
[00:24:48]  I just see him going pad.
[00:24:50]  Shut up.
[00:24:53]  All right.
[00:24:53]  Who else we got?
[00:24:54]  Do we got somebody from America, Engineer?
[00:24:57]  Seriously, we got somebody from America at least.
[00:25:02]  All right, well, let's do your damn job, then.
[00:25:05]  All right?
[00:25:07]  Jesus Christ.
[00:25:07]  We got 617.
[00:25:08]  You're on the horn.
[00:25:09]  What's up?
[00:25:10]  Hey, yo, what's up, man?
[00:25:12]  This is Frank from downtown Boston.
[00:25:13]  How's it going?
[00:25:14]  How's it going, man?
[00:25:15]  How you doing?
[00:25:17]  Pretty good.
[00:25:18]  Pretty good, man.
[00:25:19]  Listen, I was listening to your show yesterday, right?
[00:25:21]  And you were talking about the gold standard.
[00:25:23]  And I was just wondering, man, what's the conversion rate on your U-Gold?
[00:25:29]  You stupid seller.
[00:25:31]  You know what?
[00:25:34]  You're going to step for that, man.
[00:25:36]  Are you coming?
[00:25:37]  You're not going to stop that, man.
[00:25:38]  Hold on, hold on.
[00:25:39]  Stay right there for a second, alright?
[00:25:40]  Don't go anywhere.
[00:25:41]  All right?
[00:25:41]  Because I think you know what time.
[00:25:43]  I think everybody knows what time it is.
[00:25:45]  And it's time to play the game that everybody loves, folks.
[00:25:47]  It's guest the minority.
[00:25:50]  That's right, folks.
[00:25:52]  Guess the minority in the house, regressing.
[00:25:55]  And that's the way it is.
[00:25:57]  You understand?
[00:25:57]  And we want to know what race this person.
[00:26:00]  You understand?
[00:26:02]  What race are we listening to here, right?
[00:26:05]  If you have a guest, please post it on your screen right now.
[00:26:09]  All right, let me go ahead and get back to the caller.
[00:26:12]  Are you there?
[00:26:14]  Hold on, wrong caller here.
[00:26:16]  Are you there, caller?
[00:26:20]  Are you there?
[00:26:21]  Yeah, man.
[00:26:22]  Can you hear me?
[00:26:23]  Yeah, what's going on?
[00:26:24]  Now, what's your favorite food, man?
[00:26:27]  My favorite food?
[00:26:29]  Yeah.
[00:26:29]  Oh, shit, man.
[00:26:30]  We be talking about like motherfucking chicken and colla green up in here, baby.
[00:26:34]  No, you know what?
[00:26:35]  I'm saying that you're an Asian.
[00:26:37]  Are you Asian?
[00:26:39]  No, man.
[00:26:41]  The only color that matters, man, is that you're not.
[00:26:43]  You got a little scared now, huh?
[00:26:45]  Now that you know that I know who you are and your race, all of a sudden you're getting a little scared.
[00:26:49]  You're an Asian, aren't you?
[00:26:50]  Just admit it.
[00:26:51]  No, man.
[00:26:52]  The only color that mattered is green, baby.
[00:26:54]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:26:56]  No, no, no.
[00:26:57]  Just admit it.
[00:26:58]  You're an Asian, though, right?
[00:26:59]  You're an Asian.
[00:27:00]  Hey, man, why do you give a fuck, man?
[00:27:02]  You're a man.
[00:27:04]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:27:06]  Yes!
[00:27:07]  Yes!
[00:27:08]  I'm great at this game, baby.
[00:27:10]  I'm great at this game.
[00:27:11]  You see, all you idiots that are sitting here calling me a racist, how am I a racist if I'm always right?
[00:27:17]  If I'm always right, how am I being racist?
[00:27:21]  You know, I'm great at this game, baby.
[00:27:23]  As a matter of fact, I need to take another $30 sip of some Chevy's Blue here.
[00:27:26]  Let me have some of this crap.
[00:27:27]  Let me go take another sip of this.
[00:27:33]  Oh, man.
[00:27:33]  This is unbelievable.
[00:27:35]  I love this game.
[00:27:37]  Anyway, let's take some more calls.
[00:27:38]  We're supposed to be talking, like I said, about Ben Bernanke.
[00:27:41]  Once again, he's going to extend quantitative easing up until October.
[00:27:45]  So if you happen to be holding any physical dollars in U.S. currency, you might want to parlay that into some other investments that may be able to sustain itself and not only sustain itself, but beat the rate of inflation.
[00:27:58]  So once again, this is what we're talking about here.
[00:28:00]  I want to hear from you.
[00:28:01]  646-652-4869.
[00:28:03]  We seem to be having a bunch of milky liquors calling up.
[00:28:06]  I want to hear from you.
[00:28:07]  513, man.
[00:28:08]  What's going on?
[00:28:09]  You there?
[00:28:11]  Hey.
[00:28:12]  Hey, what's up?
[00:28:14]  Not bad.
[00:28:14]  What's going on with you, man?
[00:28:16]  No, no, no.
[00:28:16]  I've just been listening to your show for the past couple of days now, and I just wonder, what do you think of Newt Gingrich?
[00:28:22]  Newt Gingrich, you're asking me, I mean, this guy's a piece of crap.
[00:28:25]  That's what I think of Newt Gingrich, right?
[00:28:27]  He's a waste of human, bloated life.
[00:28:30]  I mean, this is an asshole.
[00:28:32]  This is my opinion, of course.
[00:28:33]  I've got to say this is my opinion.
[00:28:35]  I think he's utilizing this presidential campaign to get some more money so he can take that disgusting, pathetic, bitchy, blonde, platinum-headed wife of his to that Greek Isle beaches and, you know, getting him some more gold chains so his wife can maintain his happiness, for Christ's sake.
[00:28:53]  I mean, that's all it comes down to.
[00:28:55]  You know, Newt Gingrich is a piece of trash.
[00:28:58]  He deserves no credibility whatsoever.
[00:29:00]  As a matter of fact, he's a black stain on the right wing of the political perspective.
[00:29:06]  I mean, the Democrats are going to have a field day pointing to Newt Gingrich and his hypocrisy and his pathetic, you know, just waste of human life as ample political capital to show how incompetent the right wing of the political perspective is.
[00:29:23]  And that's exactly what's going on.
[00:29:25]  I don't like Newt Gingrich.
[00:29:26]  I think he's a piece of crap.
[00:29:27]  And if he knew better, he'd get out of the scene.
[00:29:30]  But he doesn't want to because he needs to make more money.
[00:29:31]  I mean, what does he owe Tiffany's jewelers, what, $500,000?
[00:29:36]  I mean, that bitch of his kind of costs a lot of money.
[00:29:38]  I mean, I'm sure he can get himself a hot tamale whorebag, you know, one of these little Mexican girls for at least, you know, 10% of the price.
[00:29:44]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:29:45]  I don't like Newt Gingrich.
[00:29:47]  Yeah, well, I completely understand.
[00:29:51]  And that's why I don't like Newt Gingrich.
[00:29:52]  I mean, he's a hypocrite.
[00:29:53]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:29:54]  He's an utter hypocrite.
[00:29:55]  Anyway, thanks for calling up, man.
[00:29:57]  I really appreciate the call.
[00:29:59]  508, man, you're on the ghost.
[00:30:02]  How's it going?
[00:30:04]  I'm good.
[00:30:04]  I had a question.
[00:30:05]  Go for it.
[00:30:07]  I was wondering why ice cream is so expensive because the hot dogs aren't as worthy as a lemon-flavored iPhone, which is inside the United States government is Jamaican loan to the Bank of Asia where there's unfortunately a 40-pound box.
[00:30:17]  Idiot, you can't even read properly without stumbling over your own tongue.
[00:30:22]  Do you understand?
[00:30:23]  I know you're reading that from some stupid Wikipedia little blog, a little blurb there, but you can't even read it because you're incompetent.
[00:30:31]  You're incompetent, for Christ's sake.
[00:30:34]  Jesus Christ.
[00:30:36]  Anyway, get him off, for Christ's sake.
[00:30:39]  We're not talking to some stupid, stumbling, mumbling little jerk.
[00:30:43]  All right, 336, you're on the horn.
[00:30:45]  What's up?
[00:30:46]  Butterscotch my balls.
[00:30:51]  That's it.
[00:30:52]  You were on hold all that time.
[00:30:53]  It was a 20 freaking minutes so you could say butterscotch your freaking little stupid peach buzz having nads.
[00:31:01]  I mean, these are just horrible.
[00:31:02]  This is just disgusting, man.
[00:31:04]  I mean, but this is America.
[00:31:05]  You know, this is the general American public, for Christ's sake.
[00:31:09]  For all you optimists out here that think that America is going to somehow bounce back.
[00:31:16]  I mean, you've got to be kidding me.
[00:31:17]  I mean, you're hearing the amount of not only imbecilic rhetoric that's coming from the majority of the callers out here, but notice the feminine physical attributes.
[00:31:31]  And notice the feminine vernacular of all these fruit bowls that attempt to call up here and attempt to disrupt my goddamn show for Christ's sake.
[00:31:39]  I mean, the absolute pussification, for Christ's sake, man.
[00:31:43]  The pussification of the American mail has been implemented, for Christ's sake.
[00:31:48]  Just listen.
[00:31:49]  I'm going to take some more callers here.
[00:31:51]  I want you, as a listener, to listen to this crap.
[00:31:54]  All right?
[00:31:54]  Feminine, fruity crap.
[00:31:57]  Listen.
[00:31:57]  All right, let's go ahead and take some more callers here.
[00:31:59]  See, we've got 845.
[00:32:01]  What's going on?
[00:32:01]  You're on the horn.
[00:32:03]  I love you, Jesus.
[00:32:11]  Everybody hear that right there?
[00:32:12]  You see, another butt-loving fruit bowl, for Christ's sake.
[00:32:15]  You understand what I'm saying?
[00:32:16]  I mean, this is what is encompassing our great nation out here.
[00:32:20]  This is why our country is being flushed down the proverbial toilet.
[00:32:24]  And you know who knows how to tap into the minds of these simplistic imbeciles?
[00:32:29]  The liberals.
[00:32:30]  And their rhetoric.
[00:32:31]  Their idea of, oh, it's not fair.
[00:32:34]  We got to do it for the people.
[00:32:36]  We got to do it for the people, baby.
[00:32:38]  We got to do it.
[00:32:39]  And that's all a liberal has to say.
[00:32:42]  A bunch of, you know, talking points that gets a simplistic crowd going, yay!
[00:32:48]  Yay!
[00:32:49]  I mean, that's all a liberal has to do, man.
[00:32:52]  That's all a liberal has to do.
[00:32:54]  I mean, you know, it's just disgraceful.
[00:32:55]  It's disgusting.
[00:32:57]  It really is.
[00:32:57]  It's horrible.
[00:32:59]  Jesus Christ.
[00:33:01]  I mean, why do you think all these scumbags that are liberals, all they do is serve public office?
[00:33:06]  I mean, do they serve anything in the private sector?
[00:33:09]  No.
[00:33:09]  I mean, did they get anything on their own accord or their own merits?
[00:33:13]  Absolutely not.
[00:33:16]  So give me a break.
[00:33:17]  Let's take some other callers.
[00:33:18]  361, you're on the horn.
[00:33:21]  Hey, ghosts, what's up, first-time caller?
[00:33:23]  My name's Otto.
[00:33:28]  I mean, we could tell you were a fruit bowl bastard right when you talked.
[00:33:31]  Your name was Otto.
[00:33:32]  You're actually calling yourself this?
[00:33:34]  Hi, Ghosts.
[00:33:36]  First time caller.
[00:33:38]  My name's Otto.

=== Texas Law and Political Rants (07:53) ===

[00:33:40]  And I'm going to do something that, you know, they did like two weeks ago, and I'm going to continue to think it's funny.
[00:33:49]  I mean, give me a freaking break with these fruits, man.
[00:33:53]  I mean, it's just so fruity.
[00:33:55]  Like I said, I was unaware.
[00:33:56]  I was completely unaware of the gay contingent that listens to my broadcast.
[00:34:00]  Do you understand?
[00:34:03]  I'm just completely unaware.
[00:34:04]  So, you know, when we go to break, and we're not going to go to break for a while, but when we go to break, I have picked out yet another fruity ass song for the internet butt stalkers and all these pink team playing ass pumpers that are out here listening to my broadcast, calling me up, attempting to agitate my show.
[00:34:23]  Do you understand what I'm saying?
[00:34:24]  I mean, I'm not kidding around.
[00:34:26]  I mean, it's time for you boys out there that are sounding like you just popped out of the anal passage of Ricky Martin.
[00:34:32]  It's time for you guys to start nutting up or shutting up.
[00:34:34]  That's all there is to it.
[00:34:36]  Nut up or shut up.
[00:34:37]  Stop acting like some stupid, pussified pansy ass that, you know, literally sounds like you belong at the Lilith Fair after a castration job, for Christ's sake.
[00:34:48]  Jesus Christ.
[00:34:49]  Give me a goddamn.
[00:34:50]  Give me a drink, for Christ's sake.
[00:34:56]  Oh, man, this is good stuff, baby.
[00:34:58]  Good stuff.
[00:34:58]  Anyway, we were supposed to be talking about the Federal Reserve, Ben Vernanke, prolonging, once again, the record stimulus, the quantitative easing that has been going on and quantitative easing, too, was supposed to end at the end of June this month, but the Federal Reserve is going to extend it up until October, for Christ's sake, up until October.
[00:35:18]  That's funny, isn't it?
[00:35:20]  That means I'm going to diversify my assets into maybe a little bit more equities.
[00:35:25]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:35:26]  Because you know, equities and medals are going to go up by default.
[00:35:30]  Even if the market isn't even attracted to those particular instruments, it's going to go up by default because this government continues to print money, print money, and print money.
[00:35:40]  Anyway, I want to go on to another subject matter.
[00:35:42]  You know what I want to talk about about, right, baby?
[00:35:44]  I hope you know what I want to talk about.
[00:35:46]  I want to talk about Texas, baby.
[00:35:48]  And I want to talk about Texas right now.
[00:35:53]  That's right.
[00:35:53]  I want to talk about the great state of Texas.
[00:35:56]  Let me tell you something right now.
[00:35:57]  Not only is the real estate market booming out here while everybody else is losing money while they're holding on to their home, not only is Texas the place to go down and get a job and work for a living out here.
[00:36:11]  All right.
[00:36:12]  But let me tell you this.
[00:36:13]  We got a governor.
[00:36:14]  By God, we got a governor and a state government that isn't going to let this goddamn federal government push us around out here.
[00:36:20]  All right.
[00:36:21]  Now, for all you folks that don't know, Rick Perry, our governor who may be running for president, you know what I'm saying?
[00:36:27]  And if he's running for president, you know I'm probably going to hop on that bandwagon because I'm from the state of Texas.
[00:36:34]  And during this man's tenure, I have had the most economic success ever.
[00:36:39]  All right?
[00:36:39]  The most economic success ever.
[00:36:42]  All right?
[00:36:43]  But what Rick Perry is proposing out here in the Texas state legislature is the idea that it's going to be a state law, a state law in Texas, if any of these TSA workers that like to implement the groin check, that like to implement the anal crap check, you know, just for kicks, just because they can do that, it is going to be a state crime in Texas.
[00:37:10]  If any of these TSA federal workers decide to give anybody a groin check or feel on their sack or, you know, you know, feel on some old lady's pink taco or something of that nature.
[00:37:20]  It is going to be a state law, baby.
[00:37:25]  Take that, federal government.
[00:37:27]  Take that.
[00:37:28]  While everybody else in the country is going to have to get their Johnson felt up by Shaniqua and Tyrone from the TSA, out here in Texas, our governor is saying, hey, wait a minute.
[00:37:37]  We're not going to let Texans get their Johnson stroked by a bunch of incompetent, uneducated TSA workers, for Christ's sake.
[00:37:45]  You understand what I'm saying?
[00:37:46]  And let me tell you something.
[00:37:48]  Rick Perry is standing up for Texas, and that's a man that we need to stand up for America.
[00:37:54]  That's what we need.
[00:37:55]  That's what we need.
[00:37:56]  Anyway, 646-652-4869.
[00:37:59]  Let me tell you something.
[00:38:00]  You know, that's what we need is a Texan in the White House.
[00:38:04]  And let me tell you, we'd be kicking ass and taking names.
[00:38:06]  I'm going to take some calls here.
[00:38:07]  If you've got something to say, by all means, give me a goddamn call.
[00:38:11]  646-652-4869 is the number to call.
[00:38:14]  We got 417 on the horn.
[00:38:16]  What's up, man?
[00:38:17]  You on the air?
[00:38:18]  Hello!
[00:38:21]  Jesus Christ.
[00:38:22]  You're losing a trans-testicle.
[00:38:23]  It's not even funny anymore, all right?
[00:38:25]  I mean, you used to sound like a trans-testicle.
[00:38:27]  Now, obviously, you're going through some puberty or something.
[00:38:30]  It's like that summertime puberty for you.
[00:38:32]  And you're losing it, so it doesn't work.
[00:38:34]  See, if you want to sound like a trans-testicle, you really have to have, like, you know, either the most unbelievable vocal skills, or you inject yourself with estrogen, or you got yourself a voice modulator program.
[00:38:47]  You know, either way, you know, instead of sounding like this, you'll be able to sound like this.
[00:38:52]  Hello, motherfuckers out there talking about ghosts, you assholes.
[00:38:58]  Oh, you see that, huh?
[00:39:00]  Now you all think y'all are all hard, right?
[00:39:02]  You think you're all big crap, huh?
[00:39:04]  Yeah, that's what I thought.
[00:39:05]  Anyway, 646652-4869 is the number to call here.
[00:39:09]  I want to hear from you.
[00:39:10]  We're supposed to be talking about the great state of Texas, baby.
[00:39:13]  You know what I'm talking about?
[00:39:14]  The great state of Texas.
[00:39:16]  That's right.
[00:39:18]  We have finally said, and we put it in the Texas state legislature, and it's going to be passed law.
[00:39:22]  And if it isn't passed law, well, by God, it's going to be the liberals in Texas that prohibited it from being a damn law.
[00:39:28]  It is going to be illegal for a goddamn Chaniqua or Tyrone from the TSA to grope your Johnson or to feel up your pink taco before you enter a plane in Texas today.
[00:39:39]  I'm not joking.
[00:39:41]  I am not joking for Christ's sake.
[00:39:43]  I love it.
[00:39:43]  I love it.
[00:39:46]  Anyway, let's take some more callers here.
[00:39:48]  774, what's up?
[00:39:49]  You're on the horn.
[00:39:55]  Yeah, no lulls, asshole, all right?
[00:39:58]  No freaking lulls.
[00:40:00]  Let's see.
[00:40:00]  Somebody has something to say here.
[00:40:01]  971, you're on the horn.
[00:40:03]  What's up?
[00:40:04]  Hello?
[00:40:05]  Yeah, what's going on?
[00:40:07]  No, my name's Hank, and I'm an average Texan.
[00:40:10]  And I like to say I love your show.
[00:40:14]  Okay.
[00:40:16]  And I got a confession for you.
[00:40:19]  You know, I'm starting to believe that you sound.
[00:40:22]  See, I hear a little Mexican twang in your voice, sir.
[00:40:25]  Are you putting on some kind of a redneck articulation here?
[00:40:29]  Because I hear a little bit of a Mexican twang there, sir.
[00:40:32]  God dang it.
[00:40:33]  I'm going to kick your ass.
[00:40:35]  Yeah, I know you're a Mexican.
[00:40:38]  I know you're trying to sound like Hank Hill, but you know what?
[00:40:41]  You can't do it, man.
[00:40:42]  You've got to let go of that goddamn Mexican accent for Christ's sake.
[00:40:46]  You know what I mean?
[00:40:46]  I mean, even the Mexicans that come from Mexico get rid of the Mexican accent.
[00:40:50]  How come the Mexican-Americans can't get rid of it?
[00:40:52]  Can somebody explain that?
[00:40:54]  I mean, you know, out here in Texas, we've got a lot of Mexicans walking around out here.
[00:40:57]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:40:58]  So I know what I'm talking about.
[00:41:00]  We've got a lot of Mexicans walking around out here.
[00:41:02]  And when you go up to them, this is how they're talking.
[00:41:04]  They're like, you know what I'm saying?
[00:41:16]  I mean, you know, they talk like that.
[00:41:17]  And even if they don't talk like that, they still have that, you know, Mexican twang there.
[00:41:21]  You know, they still have that Mexican.
[00:41:23]  I mean, you know, this is America here.
[00:41:24]  You should be articulating English as articulate as articulately as possible.
[00:41:30]  Because if you don't know how to speak English, you ain't going to know how to conduct business, baby.

=== Why I Left Conservatism (04:43) ===

[00:41:34]  All right.
[00:41:34]  English is the language of business.
[00:41:37]  All right.
[00:41:38]  And that's all there is to it.
[00:41:39]  I mean, yeah, you can learn all these other little, you know, side languages, you know, these cultural-based languages.
[00:41:45]  But English is the language of business.
[00:41:47]  And if you don't know how to communicate in English, well, then you're going to be on the breadline with every one of these other losers that are pissing and moaning about my kids, baby.
[00:41:56]  My kids.
[00:41:57]  It's not fair, baby.
[00:41:58]  My kids.
[00:41:59]  Give me a goddamn break.
[00:42:01]  Anyway, let's take some more callers here for Christ's sake.
[00:42:03]  I knew that was a Mexican.
[00:42:04]  You can't.
[00:42:05]  I'm from Texas, baby.
[00:42:06]  There's a lot of Mexicans walking around out here, for Christ's sake.
[00:42:09]  You know what I mean?
[00:42:10]  I know what I'm talking about.
[00:42:12]  801, you're on the horn.
[00:42:13]  What's up?
[00:42:14]  Hey, can you hear me?
[00:42:16]  Yeah, we can hear you, man.
[00:42:17]  What's up?
[00:42:18]  Oh, I just thought I'd give you a call, man.
[00:42:19]  I've been following you since 2009.
[00:42:21]  I thought you were pretty inspirational about the way you talk about things.
[00:42:25]  Hey, man, thanks a lot.
[00:42:26]  I appreciate it, man.
[00:42:27]  You mean you're back in the true conservative radio days?
[00:42:30]  Oh, yeah, man.
[00:42:32]  All right, cool, man.
[00:42:34]  I really thank you for listening to me far back to that time.
[00:42:38]  Because let me tell you, when I was a conservative, folks, I really meant it.
[00:42:42]  You understand?
[00:42:43]  I mean, this wasn't just some, you know, BS nonsense here.
[00:42:46]  I mean, this is not a joke.
[00:42:48]  I was a conservative.
[00:42:49]  I had lived the conservative lifestyle my entire life.
[00:42:53]  You know, I mean, I raised my children on conservative principles.
[00:42:57]  All right?
[00:42:57]  I mean, I based my marriage on conservative principles.
[00:43:01]  Do you understand what I'm saying?
[00:43:02]  And what's unfortunate is that the conservative movement stabbed me freaking stabbed me in the goddamn heart.
[00:43:10]  It stabbed me in the heart for Christ's sake when they put this disgusting, bald-headed Eskimo bimbo, Sarah Palin, as the damn mouthpiece of the conservative movement.
[00:43:22]  Disgusting, hypocritical disgrace became the mouthpiece of the conservative movement.
[00:43:30]  And once I started hearing conservatives who used to shun pre-teen pregnancy, they used to shun getting pregnant out of wedlock.
[00:43:39]  They used to shun divorce.
[00:43:41]  They used to shun these things.
[00:43:43]  Now, conservatives are embracing them.
[00:43:46]  Oh, my God, did you see the damn presidential Republican convention in 2008?
[00:43:53]  Oh, my God, you saw conservatives out there saying, oh, I think it's a beautiful thing that Bristol Palin is pregnant.
[00:44:03]  It's a gift from God.
[00:44:04]  And oh, my God.
[00:44:06]  And once they started doing that, once they started embracing things that I went against, and I dared my goddamn life to, I wasn't going to continue to oblige the damn conservative moniker.
[00:44:19]  Do you understand?
[00:44:21]  I am not going to oblige the conservative moniker.
[00:44:24]  So what I did is I renounce conservatism.
[00:44:27]  I renounce conservatism.
[00:44:29]  And that's why I started drinking a little bit more, drinking the nice libations.
[00:44:33]  I started smoking cigars.
[00:44:34]  I started being a little bit more riskier in my investments.
[00:44:37]  And it paid off, baby.
[00:44:39]  It paid off.
[00:44:40]  And you know what it's all about?
[00:44:41]  It doesn't matter about what political perspective is in the White House.
[00:44:45]  It doesn't matter.
[00:44:46]  What matters to me is capital.
[00:44:48]  What matters to me is money.
[00:44:50]  I mean, let me tell you something.
[00:44:51]  I'm a pretty sophisticated capitalist.
[00:44:53]  I'll be able to work around any government regulation system.
[00:44:56]  I'll work around any goddamn tax system for Christ's sake.
[00:45:00]  You know, no BS.
[00:45:01]  I'll work around anything and still capitalize.
[00:45:03]  I'm not going to just sit there and just, oh, I just can't do it.
[00:45:06]  I just can't find nothing.
[00:45:08]  I can't tell you, damn.
[00:45:09]  Shut up.
[00:45:11]  So as far as I'm concerned, I really don't care who's in office.
[00:45:14]  I mean, it'd be better for me economically if we got somebody on the right wing of the political perspective so they can lower my freaking taxes.
[00:45:22]  You understand?
[00:45:23]  So they can cut this government spending that is a drain on my damn taxpaying dollar and every other taxpaying dollar out there.
[00:45:32]  So that's why I'm no longer a conservative.
[00:45:35]  I'm a capitalist.
[00:45:37]  And I want everyone to amplify that as much as possible for Christ's sake.
[00:45:43]  I am a capitalist.
[00:45:44]  I could care less about the conservative movement.
[00:45:46]  I could care less about the liberal movement.
[00:45:48]  I could care less about all these assholes, these soulless cash whores that are in Washington just as long as I'm able to make my capital, baby.
[00:45:56]  It's all about the money.
[00:45:58]  It's all about the money.
[00:46:00]  And anybody who tells you otherwise is a freaking loser.
[00:46:04]  You know it, and I know it.
[00:46:06]  So anyway, let's continue taking some calls here, folks.
[00:46:10]  I know that we got a lot of people on hold.
[00:46:12]  Just bear with me, folks.
[00:46:13]  I mean, there's over 100 people on the line right now, so just bear with me.

=== Capitalist Ideals Over Politics (08:06) ===

[00:46:18]  Area code 201, you're on the horn.
[00:46:20]  What's up?
[00:46:21]  Hello.
[00:46:22]  What's up?
[00:46:25]  I want to address the point you brought up earlier about the Texas law, about Texas law, about what allows.
[00:46:31]  You know what?
[00:46:31]  Hold on, let me stop you right there.
[00:46:33]  You sound too fruity to be on this broadcast anyway.
[00:46:35]  So, engineer, get him off.
[00:46:37]  Get him off!
[00:46:39]  Sound too fruity to be on this broadcast, right?
[00:46:41]  The next time you call up, why don't you sound off like you got up here, huh?
[00:46:44]  How about that?
[00:46:45]  Why don't you sound off like you got some goddamn bass in your voice for Christ's sake, all right?
[00:46:49]  Why don't you talk to me like you know what you're talking about, like you're not uncertain?
[00:46:53]  I can hear half you idiots thinking while you're talking.
[00:46:56]  Haven't you noticed that?
[00:46:57]  Haven't you noticed these idiots, they're thinking while they're talking, for Christ's sake?
[00:47:01]  Yeah, I just wanted to shut up.
[00:47:07]  I mean, why don't you sound like you know what you're talking about, all right?
[00:47:10]  Why don't you sound like you got a pair of balls, for Christ's sake?
[00:47:14]  Jesus Christ.
[00:47:15]  Anyway, let's take some more calls here.
[00:47:17]  510, you're on the horn.
[00:47:19]  What's up?
[00:47:22]  You waited, hold on, hold on.
[00:47:24]  You waited 45 minutes just to play that?
[00:47:27]  Jesus Christ.
[00:47:28]  5-1-2, you're on the horn.
[00:47:31]  Oh, ghost, man.
[00:47:32]  What's going on?
[00:47:33]  How's it going, man?
[00:47:34]  How you doing?
[00:47:35]  I'm the software engineer that called to talk about the Lil' Sex Skitties the other day.
[00:47:40]  Yeah, hey, what's going on?
[00:47:41]  Good to hear from you, man.
[00:47:42]  How you doing?
[00:47:43]  Yeah, I actually don't want to give the Skitties as much attention, but every time you talk to them, I talk about them, I can't help but realize that you're horribly incorrect on what you say about Lil' Sex.
[00:47:56]  Thank you.
[00:47:56]  Thank you.
[00:47:56]  Like, I see that you say that uh one of their members got arrested, and that's not true.
[00:48:02]  The person who got arrested, his name is Ryan, and he's like some nineteen-year-old kid.
[00:48:06]  I actually know his last name too, but I forgot it.
[00:48:09]  It's not important anyways.
[00:48:10]  Anyways, he is the one that uh owned uh the virtual private server or the VPS that they had their IRCD hosted on, Wolf WolfCo.org, I think was the domain name.
[00:48:24]  Anyways, he g he got busted and that whole DNS got seized by the feds, etc.
[00:48:29]  So it wasn't he's not actually a member of WolfSec.
[00:48:33]  But I will say this.
[00:48:34]  You know how last time I called up, I gave you those leaks logs?
[00:48:38]  Yeah.
[00:48:39]  If you go to WolfSec Twitter, they actually are acknowledging those leaks logs now, and they actually released the docks of their subcrew member that leaked those logs.
[00:48:51]  And now that guy is trying to flee the country to avoid prosecution.
[00:48:55]  So we haven't even covered that, but we were going to get to all that there.
[00:49:00]  And we were actually going to call that guy to see if he answered.
[00:49:03]  So we were going to get to that.
[00:49:05]  We just wanted to cover a couple of things.
[00:49:07]  Go ahead.
[00:49:07]  Actually, I haven't been in the underground black hat scene in, I think, a year and a half now.
[00:49:14]  But I've had so many old black hat friends from like this group I used to be in.
[00:49:20]  I'm not going to say the name of it, but they've actually contacted me and asked if I wanted to work with them again to try to dox every single member of Wolsec just because they're a bunch of peons that are making black hats and well they don't consider they don't call themselves black hats, but they're they're just script kitties who have way too much attention for what it's worth.
[00:49:41]  And so actually actually just by using those IRC logs I showed you and like just googling for like I think it took me ten minutes, I actually found a few doxes of their subcrew members and I can give you their phone numbers if you want to call them and talk to some real people that work at the real WolfSec.
[00:50:00]  I'm just saying man I can get that would be great.
[00:50:03]  Yeah, we would like to maybe give him give them a call, see what's going on.
[00:50:06]  That would be that would be excellent.
[00:50:08]  Here, hold on.
[00:50:09]  Let me, well, I'll have to get it to you in a bit.
[00:50:11]  Hold on, actually.
[00:50:12]  All right, don't worry about it.
[00:50:13]  We'll come back to you.
[00:50:14]  You want to stay on hold or you want to give us a call back?
[00:50:16]  No.
[00:50:17]  Oh, I actually want to talk about some other things.
[00:50:20]  I don't really know a whole lot about well, actually, I want to talk about 213.
[00:50:26]  I think that you and 213 should kind of, you know, make up.
[00:50:30]  I know that you guys were beefing a little bit, but I'd look at 213 kind of like Mr. Fortune cookie.
[00:50:35]  Nobody likes when that asshole calls up and brags about owning the U.S. and bragging that he owns all of our fucking treasury bonds and all that shit and how he's going to take us over.
[00:50:47]  213 is the same way, man.
[00:50:48]  Nobody likes when that asshole calls up and brags he's taking our tax dollars, but he's kind of like the update in the hood, you know.
[00:50:55]  He kind of keeps us informed on what's going on in the hood.
[00:50:58]  Hold on.
[00:50:59]  I mean, you were you were, you know, I was on your side up until you said 213.
[00:51:03]  All right.
[00:51:04]  First of all, 213 is a waste of human flesh.
[00:51:07]  All right.
[00:51:07]  He calls up every single time this asshole rubs it in the face of all capitalists, the tens of thousands of capitalists that are listening throughout the world.
[00:51:17]  All right.
[00:51:19]  He basically rubs it in the face of these guys that he's collecting government entitlements, that this man's collecting government cheese, and he's, you know, drinking on patron, and he's smoking on Philly Blunts, courtesy of the American taxpaying dollar.
[00:51:32]  And I just don't think that the tens of thousands of capitalists that are listening into my broadcast worldwide want to hear that crap.
[00:51:39]  As a matter of fact, they're sick of it.
[00:51:41]  I mean, if they're as sick as I am of it, I mean, they're probably pretty goddamn sick.
[00:51:45]  It makes them want to throw up nasty chicken grease and corn oil and cream of wheat with five-day-old cereal and stomach plasma, for Christ's sake.
[00:51:54]  Give me a break.
[00:51:56]  Anyway, let me, you know, we'll come back to you, man, if you get them numbers, all right?
[00:52:00]  We got a whole bunch of callers here, though.
[00:52:02]  We got a whole bunch.
[00:52:03]  You don't even know.
[00:52:05]  Anyway, area code 585.
[00:52:07]  What's up?
[00:52:08]  You're on the horn.
[00:52:09]  Hello.
[00:52:10]  Hello, what's up?
[00:52:12]  Put the lotion in the bumpkin.
[00:52:17]  No lulz, for Christ's sake.
[00:52:18]  Hey, engineer, can we get a major fail on this asshole on the line here, please?
[00:52:23]  Major fail?
[00:52:24]  No, Major freaking fail.
[00:52:30]  Come on.
[00:52:31]  Come on.
[00:52:33]  Get some lulz.
[00:52:34]  At least attempt to get some lulz.
[00:52:36]  All right.
[00:52:37]  At least attempt to do it.
[00:52:39]  Jesus Christ.
[00:52:40]  Who else we got going on?
[00:52:41]  We got an angry bird.
[00:52:42]  What's up?
[00:52:42]  Angry birds, you there?
[00:52:44]  Melibony, my little bony.
[00:52:49]  Molly bony.
[00:52:51]  Give me a break, man.
[00:52:53]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[00:52:54]  Get him off and get him off.
[00:52:57]  Look, I've already told you, idiots.
[00:52:58]  Look, Jesus Christ.
[00:53:01]  I mean, you know, every time, it's every freaking time for Christ's sake.
[00:53:05]  Look, asshole.
[00:53:06]  All right?
[00:53:07]  I have warned you, idiots.
[00:53:09]  I have warned all you idiots to cease and desist.
[00:53:13]  All those soundboards, those YouTube videos, and all that crap that's trying to make me look like a jaguar.
[00:53:19]  You better stop it, you assholes, all right?
[00:53:22]  And let alone calling me up with it.
[00:53:24]  All right?
[00:53:24]  It's bad enough that you're making them.
[00:53:26]  You're calling me up with it, for Christ's sake.
[00:53:28]  Cease and desist, and you better do it now.
[00:53:36]  Jesus Christ.
[00:53:39]  Let me get a drink.
[00:53:40]  Where's my drink for Christ's sake?
[00:53:42]  Throw it!
[00:53:42]  Thrink!
[00:53:47]  Oh, yeah.
[00:53:49]  Oh, that's better.
[00:53:51]  Yeah.
[00:53:52]  I just took a $40 sip of some Shivis Blue, baby.
[00:53:56]  All right?
[00:53:57]  But I'm warning you, idiots.
[00:53:58]  I've already told all of you idiots.
[00:54:00]  You idiots are in hot water with me, you idiots.
[00:54:03]  You're in hot water.
[00:54:06]  Sitting here making those goddamn YouTube videos about me, making those goddamn soundboards about me.
[00:54:14]  I'm not joking.
[00:54:17]  All right, let me calm down here, folks.
[00:54:19]  We're supposed to be talking about Texas and about how Texas is taking on the federal government.

=== Incandescent Bulbs vs Mandates (04:03) ===

[00:54:24]  We're not going to just let the federal government push us around out here.
[00:54:28]  And once again, Rick Perry, our governor, is in the special session of the Texas legislature, is initiating a law making it illegal for Shauniqua and Tyrone from the TSA.
[00:54:43]  TSA, of course, are those people that search your Johnson and feel up your crack and touch on your pink taco before you get into a goddamn plane.
[00:54:53]  It's going to make it illegal.
[00:54:56]  Illegal for these assholes to touch your junk before you get on the plane, for Christ's sake.
[00:55:02]  It's going to be a state law.
[00:55:04]  While everybody else across the country is going to be, you know, half-jacked off by Tyrone and Chaniqua with the long fingernails out there at the TSA across the country, out here in America, out here in Texas, I should say, out here in Texas, that ain't going to be we ain't down with that.
[00:55:20]  You understand?
[00:55:21]  We ain't down with that.
[00:55:22]  All right, we're going to put them folks in jail.
[00:55:24]  We're going to put them feds in state jail, baby.
[00:55:29]  Woo!
[00:55:29]  Oh, yeah.
[00:55:30]  And moreover, I know that the rest of the country can't get an incandescent bulb, you know, an incandescent light bulb that costs about 40 cents.
[00:55:38]  We still sell them out here in Texas, baby.
[00:55:41]  Oh, yeah, we still sell them out here in Texas.
[00:55:43]  You want to know why we ain't listening to the feds, baby.
[00:55:45]  We ain't listening to the feds, all right?
[00:55:48]  We ain't having these feds come up and tell us what we can or can't do, what we can or can't sell, for Christ's sake.
[00:55:55]  So all you people that are falling in line with that hazardous material called fluorescent light bulbs, oh yeah, it's a hazardous material.
[00:56:03]  You need to read a little bit on that little packaging.
[00:56:06]  If you happen to break them, you need to call some kind of hazardous material company because you could be exposing yourself to mercury.
[00:56:14]  Oh, yeah, isn't that great?
[00:56:15]  Oh, it's got to be in green, isn't it?
[00:56:18]  That's being green, giving yourself some mercury poisoning.
[00:56:20]  That's just being green, isn't it?
[00:56:22]  Jesus Christ.
[00:56:25]  Anyway, let's say 646-652-4869 isn't over to call.
[00:56:29]  I want to hear from you.
[00:56:30]  We're talking a little bit more about Texas.
[00:56:32]  You know how it is, folks.
[00:56:33]  And Texas is the greatest state in the Union.
[00:56:35]  It's all there is to it.
[00:56:37]  Area code 352.
[00:56:38]  What's up, 352?
[00:56:39]  You're on the horn.
[00:56:40]  What's up?
[00:56:41]  Ghost.
[00:56:42]  Hey, what's up, man?
[00:56:44]  Well, first off, I was going to troll you, but now I have some other points I would like to argue with.
[00:56:50]  Go for it.
[00:56:51]  Like the incandescent bulbs?
[00:56:54]  We still sell them here.
[00:56:55]  We build them here, actually.
[00:56:56]  They still sell them all over the world.
[00:56:59]  You need to look at your latest law.
[00:57:01]  The last ones are being sold right now in America, ass clown.
[00:57:06]  The last ones are being sold.
[00:57:08]  They're not manufacturing them anymore.
[00:57:11]  You're being forced to pay for a goddamn fluorescent light bulb because, oh, it's green.
[00:57:16]  It's green.
[00:57:18]  You know, and it's just all there is to it.
[00:57:20]  Meanwhile, you've got to pay $4 or $5 a light bulb just to get one of those goddamn things.
[00:57:25]  And that holds well in a bad economy, doesn't it?
[00:57:28]  Huh?
[00:57:28]  That holds well in a bad economy.
[00:57:30]  Yeah.
[00:57:30]  Let's go ahead and force the American people through federal mandate to force these people to buy a fucking, excuse my language, I didn't mean to curse there, but it gets me angry, to get a goddamn fluorescent light bulb for four or five bucks, for Christ's sake, when you got incandescent light bulbs that cost 40 cents on the retail sector, assholes.
[00:57:51]  Jesus Christ, can we get this stupid dumb kid off?
[00:57:53]  Get him off!
[00:57:54]  We're going to sit here and listen to some leftist ass clown sit here and tell us a bunch of propaganda-based lies.
[00:58:01]  Jesus Christ, we're supposed to be talking about Texas, for Christ's sake.
[00:58:04]  That's what we're supposed to do.
[00:58:04]  That's all about Texas.
[00:58:06]  And it's going to be illegal for these ass clown, dumbass TSA workers to feel on your Johnson in the state of Texas.
[00:58:13]  And I think everybody should be calling their own local and state governments and telling them, hey, why can't we have this in our state, milky liquor?
[00:58:22]  Let's take some calls.
[00:58:23]  Area code 678, you're on the horn.
[00:58:25]  What's up?

=== Demanding Truth From Idiots (02:42) ===

[00:58:27]  I'm an alcoholic.
[00:58:33]  Oh, shove it up, your ass, you idiot.
[00:58:35]  All right.
[00:58:35]  And again, again, with these goddamn soundboards.
[00:58:39]  Again, for Christ's sake.
[00:58:41]  And I like how you idiots with the damn soundboards loop these dumbass little, you know, edit these sayings that, you know, Jesus Christ.
[00:58:49]  Once again, making me look like an idiot.
[00:58:51]  Making me look like a goddamn jaggoff, for Christ's sake.
[00:58:54]  You idiots need to realize that I am not an alcoholic, you idiots.
[00:58:59]  I'm a connoisseur.
[00:59:00]  Do you understand that?
[00:59:02]  I mean, an alcoholic gets drunk on the same Billy Carter beer that he's been drinking for the past, you know, 40 years, for Christ's sake.
[00:59:10]  All right?
[00:59:11]  I mean, that's all there is to it.
[00:59:13]  It's just, it's pathetic.
[00:59:14]  It's stupid.
[00:59:15]  You know what I mean?
[00:59:18]  But anyway, the bottom line is, is that I consume the best libations, a different libation every goddamn day.
[00:59:27]  Do you understand?
[00:59:28]  And that's what connoisseurs do.
[00:59:30]  I can tell you right now, I can go to any bar, any high-class bar, and challenge any one of you sacks of crap to a drinking cup.
[00:59:37]  You can blindfold me.
[00:59:38]  You could just put the drinks in glasses unnamed, unnumbered, and I can tell you what exactly five-star liquor that is.
[00:59:45]  I kid you not.
[00:59:46]  Same with beer, same with wine, same with champagne, baby.
[00:59:49]  You understand?
[00:59:49]  Oh, let me tell you something.
[00:59:51]  I love champagne.
[00:59:52]  I got a champagne refrigerator, and I've got me some bottles of Dom P and Chrissy that I'm waiting to pop on the special occasion.
[01:00:00]  You understand what I'm saying?
[01:00:01]  If I don't pop them, I'll go and trade them because they increase in value not based upon demand, not only based upon demand, but based upon inflation, baby.
[01:00:12]  That's what I'm talking about.
[01:00:13]  You people need to recognize you understand how things work around here.
[01:00:18]  You understand?
[01:00:18]  You got to realize how things work.
[01:00:20]  I'm a capitalist, baby.
[01:00:23]  Anyway, let me go ahead and take another caller here.
[01:00:26]  I know people are calling me an alcoholic.
[01:00:28]  You can do it all you want to.
[01:00:30]  I don't give a crap, all right?
[01:00:31]  Let me tell you right now, this sip of Chevys Blue right here.
[01:00:39]  That right there would cost you $30, $40 in a bar.
[01:00:43]  I kid you not.
[01:00:47]  So you idiot could sit there and take it and like it and eat it!
[01:00:52]  Eat it!
[01:00:55]  Silly bastard.
[01:00:57]  All right, let's go ahead and continue going.
[01:00:59]  Let's talk to some other people here.
[01:01:00]  All right?
[01:01:01]  646-652-4869 is the number to call here.
[01:01:06]  Let's take some more callers.
[01:01:07]  We got 407.

=== Underage Stock Buyers Questioned (02:36) ===

[01:01:09]  You're on the horn.
[01:01:09]  What's up?
[01:01:11]  Hey, man.
[01:01:13]  How's it going?
[01:01:15]  I'm going pretty good.
[01:01:16]  Hey, I got a question for you.
[01:01:18]  Do you ever look at Apple Stock, Apple Inc.?
[01:01:22]  Yeah, I look at Apple Stock all the time.
[01:01:23]  What about it?
[01:01:25]  Yeah, well, actually, in 2009, right after the fall, they come in or whatever, I bought them at $74 a share.
[01:01:33]  And now he's up, what, $325.05?
[01:01:36]  Yeah, yeah.
[01:01:38]  Yeah, man.
[01:01:38]  Make some serious bank.
[01:01:40]  Hey, let me ask you something.
[01:01:41]  What is your mother's circumference for her areoles, man?
[01:01:46]  You stupid, silly bastard.
[01:01:48]  I mean, first of all, you sound underage to buy stocks.
[01:01:50]  Secondly, you sound black.
[01:01:52]  Are you a young black kid that hasn't gone through puberty yet?
[01:01:58]  Actually, no, motherfucker.
[01:01:59]  Why don't you fuck my dick, bitch?
[01:02:03]  I knew he was black.
[01:02:04]  I knew it.
[01:02:05]  I knew it.
[01:02:08]  You getting a little mad, brother?
[01:02:11]  You getting a little mad, you man?
[01:02:13]  Oh, why you hang up?
[01:02:14]  Oh, why'd you hang up?
[01:02:15]  Oh, oh, come on.
[01:02:20]  Oh, come on.
[01:02:23]  Give me a break.
[01:02:24]  You want to know why you hung up?
[01:02:25]  Because I yanked his ass right out of the minority closet.
[01:02:28]  You know what I'm saying?
[01:02:29]  You know, I mean, look, I know you idiots are going to call me a racist.
[01:02:33]  You're going to think I'm a bad man.
[01:02:34]  But if I'm a racist, I would be wrong, wouldn't I?
[01:02:38]  Every time I make an ethnic assumption about somebody who calls up, I'd be wrong.
[01:02:42]  And I'm always right, baby.
[01:02:44]  Always right.
[01:02:46]  100% right all the freaking time.
[01:02:50]  So, you know, that's all there is to it.
[01:02:53]  All right?
[01:02:55]  Anyway, we are in the second hour of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
[01:02:59]  And of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
[01:03:03]  And once again, folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
[01:03:07]  Before we get into anything else, I'd like for everybody to please retweet the broadcast, baby.
[01:03:12]  All right, retweet the broadcast.
[01:03:14]  Go to the forums, go to the blogs, go to the social networking sites, spread it around like wildfire and let everybody know that we're an affected in the house, for Christ's sake.
[01:03:23]  You understand?
[01:03:24]  You know that they're all there underneath.
[01:03:28]  They're all there underneath those buttons, those little Facebook like buttons, tweet this buttons, share this buttons, and all that other nonsense.
[01:03:36]  It's just a freaking click, baby.
[01:03:38]  Why don't you go out there and give me a couple of Facebook likes, huh?
[01:03:41]  Go out there and give me a couple of retweets on the retweet button for Christ's sake, all right?

=== Cigarette Labels and Taxes (08:33) ===

[01:03:46]  Use and abuse them, baby.
[01:03:48]  All right, let's go ahead and let's take some more callers here.
[01:03:52]  Before we get into anything else, once again, retweet the program.
[01:03:56]  Anyway, let's move on to another subject matter.
[01:03:58]  We were talking about how Texas is taking on the federal government by initiating an anti-groping bill for the TSA.
[01:04:04]  I want to talk about the next subject matter, and I'm talking about the new controversial labels that are going to be rolled out on cigarette cart packaging.
[01:04:13]  Have you heard about this?
[01:04:14]  Oh, yeah, they're going to have all these graphic-looking cigarette labels.
[01:04:20]  If you go out and try to get yourself a Marlboro, pack of Marlboroughs, pack of whatever the hell you're going to get, you're going to get a picture of some lung cancer victim.
[01:04:30]  You know what I mean?
[01:04:31]  You're going to get a picture of some beaten woman in a puddle of her own blood and piss.
[01:04:35]  You know, you're going to get these types of wicked-ass, supposedly disturbing pictures that are supposed to be preventing people from smoking.
[01:04:43]  You know?
[01:04:44]  And I think it's disgraceful.
[01:04:45]  You know what I mean?
[01:04:47]  I mean, who doesn't know that inhaling smoke into your cardiovascular system is going to do, I don't know, maybe some kind of damage.
[01:04:56]  You know what I'm saying?
[01:04:57]  I mean, some kind of damage for Christ's sake.
[01:04:59]  I'm just asking.
[01:05:00]  I'm just asking.
[01:05:02]  I mean, can somebody explain to me that where this was a mystery that, you know, oh, you know, if I take this stick, it's on fire.
[01:05:10]  And if I had held the smoke on it for 30 years, maybe I'll have some problems down the road.
[01:05:16]  Jesus Christ.
[01:05:18]  And now you've got the feds once again trying to shove it in our faces.
[01:05:22]  You know what this really does?
[01:05:24]  It actually puts people to government work.
[01:05:26]  That's why the government's initiating this.
[01:05:27]  You know what I mean?
[01:05:29]  Just imagine the models that are modeling for these discouraging pictures.
[01:05:34]  Just imagine the assholes actually snapping the pictures, the printers that are actually printing out this crap.
[01:05:39]  I mean, this is government jobs for Christ's sake.
[01:05:41]  That's what it is, for Christ's sake.
[01:05:43]  I mean, look, I don't care if you smoke.
[01:05:45]  I don't care if you smoke crack for Christ's sake.
[01:05:47]  Just as long as you do it in the privacy of your own home and you're not infringing upon anybody's private property or personal freedom for Christ's sake.
[01:05:54]  I don't really care.
[01:05:56]  You know what I mean?
[01:05:56]  I mean, people are always telling me, well, ghost, I mean, what about the children?
[01:06:00]  What about this?
[01:06:01]  What about that?
[01:06:01]  Who gives a crap?
[01:06:03]  Who gives a crap?
[01:06:04]  We are saving entirely too many losers with these goddamn laws that we're enacting for Christ's sake.
[01:06:10]  And it makes me sick.
[01:06:11]  Like the seatbelt law, like the seatbelt law, for Christ's sake.
[01:06:15]  I mean, you know, it's bad enough that these fucking pigs, these police officers, don't even go out and are there to fight crime.
[01:06:21]  They're not even there when, you know, somebody's robbing your home.
[01:06:24]  They're not there when somebody's burglarizing your business, but they're there if you got a seatbelt off on your goddamn car when they're hiding behind a bush and light you up and say, oh, you know, the little seatbelt law.
[01:06:36]  Who gives a crap?
[01:06:38]  Who gives a crap about the seatbelt law?
[01:06:40]  All right?
[01:06:41]  Who cares if people die if they don't wear a seatbelt?
[01:06:44]  You know what I'm saying?
[01:06:44]  Who gives a crap?
[01:06:46]  I mean, all I'm saying is, if you're going to die because you made a bad decision, that's life.
[01:06:53]  Do you understand?
[01:06:54]  That is life.
[01:06:55]  All right?
[01:06:56]  I mean, you know, you win some, you lose some.
[01:06:58]  All right?
[01:06:59]  You know, some days, you know, you beat fate, you know, trying to be a little risky.
[01:07:03]  Others you don't, man.
[01:07:05]  Jesus, I'm sick and tired of people saving losers like, oh, the seatbelt law.
[01:07:10]  And all you can't text while you're driving.
[01:07:16]  You know, life's a risk, assholes, all right?
[01:07:23]  I mean, I'm sick and tired of this government thinking that they could save me when they don't care.
[01:07:27]  They don't care.
[01:07:27]  You know what they're doing?
[01:07:28]  They're enacting these laws so they can be an indirect taxation on your ass.
[01:07:33]  All right?
[01:07:34]  Indirect taxation.
[01:07:35]  Let me tell you something.
[01:07:36]  Every time these stupid scumbag pigs write you a ticket, it is an indirect taxation on you.
[01:07:42]  You know that?
[01:07:42]  Because you're paying a fine to the municipality.
[01:07:45]  I mean, you think these cops are here to serve and protect?
[01:07:48]  They're there to tax collect.
[01:07:50]  And you can tell them I said that.
[01:07:53]  So anyway, once again, you know, the feds are going to roll out this ridiculous idea of putting, you know, disgusting, you know, cancer victims on the cover of cigarette packs that's supposedly going to discourage people from smoking.
[01:08:07]  But yeah, okay.
[01:08:08]  We'll see how that works out.
[01:08:11]  Anyway, I want to hear from you.
[01:08:12]  646-652-4869.
[01:08:14]  You a smoker?
[01:08:15]  Is this going to dissuade you from smoking?
[01:08:18]  Are you going to see a woman, you know, a picture of a woman in a puddle of her own blood and piss or something?
[01:08:23]  You know, is that going to prevent you from actually going out and purchasing some cigarettes?
[01:08:27]  You know, I want to hear from you.
[01:08:28]  Let's talk about it.
[01:08:29]  Here we go.
[01:08:29]  Are you code 631?
[01:08:31]  What's up, man?
[01:08:32]  You're on the horn.
[01:08:33]  Hello?
[01:08:34]  Yeah, what's going on, man?
[01:08:36]  Yeah, I've been smoking for about seven or eight years, I think.
[01:08:41]  No, it looks pretty ridiculous, I think.
[01:08:43]  I think that's.
[01:08:44]  Absolutely.
[01:08:44]  I mean, is it going to dissuade you, actually, from smoking if you see some bimbo that's been abused because some guy didn't have his cigarettes in time or whatever they're going to throw out?
[01:08:55]  They're going to throw out different scenarios.
[01:08:56]  I don't know the exact scenario, but you know what I mean.
[01:09:00]  Yeah, I know.
[01:09:01]  I mean, my name's Julian, so I have to deal with smoking.
[01:09:04]  And, you know, my name's Julian, so everybody has to make fun of me for that.
[01:09:08]  Of course.
[01:09:09]  You know?
[01:09:11]  Jesus.
[01:09:13]  Get him off, engineer, for Christ's sake.
[01:09:15]  He doesn't even know what the hell he's talking about.
[01:09:17]  I mean, I'm sick and tired of these people calling up.
[01:09:20]  They talk garbage, and they stumble over their own tongues with these goddamn sentence fragments, and they can't even get any lols, for Christ's sake.
[01:09:29]  I mean, let's get some lols, for heaven's sake.
[01:09:31]  Julian, who gives a shit if your name is Julian, all right?
[01:09:35]  I don't care if you take it up the ass and your name is Julian, you fruit ball bastard.
[01:09:39]  Why do we give two rats' asses?
[01:09:41]  We don't.
[01:09:43]  Jesus Christ.
[01:09:44]  There's over 9,000 trolls up in here trying to troll me.
[01:09:48]  646-652-4869 is the number to call, for Christ's sake.
[01:09:52]  I'm sick and tired of these idiots sputtering out sentence fragments as if they're going to get some lols for Christ's sake.
[01:09:59]  Everybody's lulling at you.
[01:10:01]  All right, sin buses.
[01:10:03]  You there, Sinbuses?
[01:10:05]  Yeah.
[01:10:06]  What's going on?
[01:10:07]  Ghost say to the wall.
[01:10:09]  Hey, Jim's flashing through.
[01:10:13]  Well, at least you tried, but that was horrible.
[01:10:15]  You know what I mean?
[01:10:16]  That was just disgusting.
[01:10:17]  Where did you get that?
[01:10:18]  101 elementary jokes, for Christ's sake?
[01:10:21]  I mean, Jesus Christ, the next thing you're going to come up with, hey, hey, ghost, why didn't the chicken cross the road, ghost?
[01:10:28]  Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
[01:10:30]  Because it was a chicken.
[01:10:35]  Jesus Christ.
[01:10:37]  This is horrible.
[01:10:39]  This is just a disgrace, for Christ's sake.
[01:10:41]  I mean, and we're supposed to have some optimism for this country, huh?
[01:10:44]  We're supposed to have some optimism for America as if America is going to somehow enlighten itself.
[01:10:48]  It's going to get, I don't know, inspired to go out and learn more.
[01:10:52]  Absolutely not.
[01:10:54]  Absolutely not, man.
[01:10:56]  That's why I'm trying to stack my chips and flip my chips.
[01:11:00]  And when it gets time to the, you know, cutting this government cheese and cutting the damn food card and covering the cutting the housing voucher program, these idiots are going to riot.
[01:11:09]  All right, they're going to riot in the streets.
[01:11:11]  And I'm going to be in Belize, baby, or, you know, Panama.
[01:11:15]  One of these badass South American countries that embraces capitalism, that embraces foreign investment, and actually has no taxation on investment in those countries.
[01:11:26]  And I'm going to be sitting on a beach sipping on a margarita, baby.
[01:11:29]  You know what I mean?
[01:11:30]  Oh, you kidding me?
[01:11:31]  I'll be on the beach, baby.
[01:11:33]  I'm going to be seeing crystal blue waters.
[01:11:35]  You know what I'm saying?
[01:11:37]  I'm going to have hula whores just, you know, hoolieing around, you know, giving me my drinks.
[01:11:41]  Do you understand what I'm saying?
[01:11:43]  I'm going to be eating sick-ass salmon, you know, like, you know, a la carte, for Christ's sake.
[01:11:47]  You know what I mean?
[01:11:48]  Right there on the goddamn beach.
[01:11:49]  It's going to be delivered by bimbos with straw dresses, and they want to lay me.
[01:11:55]  You know what I mean?
[01:11:56]  I mean, you know what I mean?
[01:11:57]  Not lay.
[01:11:58]  You know what lay means?
[01:11:59]  It's stupid little, you know, flowers necklace.
[01:12:01]  I'm not talking about any sexual relations asshole.
[01:12:04]  All right?
[01:12:05]  Talking about, you know, you know, laying, you know, like, anyway.
[01:12:09]  646-652-4869 is the number to call.
[01:12:12]  I want to hear from you.
[01:12:13]  We're supposed to be talking about these goddamn cigarette labels that are being rolled out.
[01:12:17]  I want to hear from you.
[01:12:17]  What do you got to say about it?

=== Conspiracy Theorists on the Beach (15:49) ===

[01:12:19]  612, what's up?
[01:12:20]  You're on the horn, man.
[01:12:22]  Oh, he goes.
[01:12:23]  How's it going?
[01:12:25]  Before we start, I'd just like to send a shout-out to my friends Marco Lucitero and Kyle O'Brien.
[01:12:30]  You know, they're tight guys.
[01:12:31]  Cool.
[01:12:32]  Okay.
[01:12:33]  And anyway, my parents are from Texas.
[01:12:35]  You know, you like Texas.
[01:12:37]  We all love Texas.
[01:12:38]  Right?
[01:12:38]  Yeah, of course.
[01:12:40]  Okay, well, anyway, they've been living there for about 15 years, and they decided to move once I was born.
[01:12:45]  And now we're living in the Great North.
[01:12:47]  Everything's so much better here, and I'm smelly and ragged and old and stupid.
[01:12:52]  Where's the Great North?
[01:12:54]  You've failed to say a state or a city?
[01:12:56]  Minnesota, nigger.
[01:12:58]  Minnesota?
[01:12:58]  Are you kidding me?
[01:12:59]  Minnesota?
[01:13:00]  I mean, what are you living next to Prince, for Christ's sake?
[01:13:03]  You're actually going to call that disgusting ice hole, Minnesota.
[01:13:08]  Everything's great over here in Minnesota.
[01:13:10]  I mean, give me a break, man.
[01:13:13]  You should be pistol-whipped for saying something so ridiculous.
[01:13:16]  Minnesota?
[01:13:18]  The same goddamn state that elected a wrestler as their governor?
[01:13:22]  You elected a freaking wrestler.
[01:13:26]  You elected Jesse the Body Ventura as your freaking governor, for Christ's sake.
[01:13:31]  Can you believe this crap?
[01:13:32]  Jesse the body.
[01:13:33]  You remember that asshole with gorilla monsoon?
[01:13:36]  Yeah, gorilla.
[01:13:37]  Yeah, gorilla.
[01:13:38]  It's not fair.
[01:13:39]  You know, he's sitting around with muscle-bound tights and he's doing a body slam, gorilla.
[01:13:44]  I mean, give me a break.
[01:13:46]  I mean, you know, I mean, I cannot believe that you actually came up with a serious, you know, a serious face trying to outdo Texas with Minnesota.
[01:13:55]  I mean, good God.
[01:13:56]  I take a dirty diarrhea shit on Jesse Ventura, you know, with a stupid dumb.
[01:14:02]  Oh, I'm a conspiracy theorist now.
[01:14:05]  I'm a conspiracy theorist.
[01:14:08]  Get out of here, you balding, trying to make a buck to sustain your lifestyle piece of wannabe wrestler crap.
[01:14:14]  Get out of here, Ventura.
[01:14:17]  Stupid idiot.
[01:14:19]  And another thing, you know, the funny thing about Ventura, you know who should be pissed about Ventura's little conspiracy theorist TV show?
[01:14:27]  You know, that reptilian asshole who claimed that he got all this messages from, you know, the reptilian god.
[01:14:33]  What's his name?
[01:14:33]  David Ike.
[01:14:34]  And that other fat portly bastard that's in my city with the bullhorn all the time, Alex Jones.
[01:14:40]  These are the people that should be pissing and moaning.
[01:14:42]  I mean, these were the guys out here, you know, exploiting this conspiracy theorist nonsense long before Ventura came along.
[01:14:49]  And now Ventura, he comes along, and I don't know, I guess because he's governor, he gets dibs on a true TV television show.
[01:14:57]  And now this idiot is actually thinking he's some kind of a conspiracy theorist, for Christ's sake.
[01:15:03]  I mean, good to God.
[01:15:05]  All right, Alex Jones, I'd be calling out that bastard for Christ's sake.
[01:15:09]  You know what I mean?
[01:15:09]  But he's not.
[01:15:10]  You want to know why?
[01:15:11]  Because Alex Jones sucks.
[01:15:12]  You know what I mean?
[01:15:13]  He does anything that he can for that Federal Reserve note that he hates so much, doesn't he?
[01:15:20]  Oh, yeah.
[01:15:21]  I mean, he's actually a quote-unquote consultant to Jesse Ventura's little conspiracy theorist show.
[01:15:29]  A quote-unquote consultant.
[01:15:32]  Oh, yeah.
[01:15:33]  You know, you know, Alex Jones, he's always talking about how he hates the Federal Reserve and he hates it.
[01:15:37]  It's not fair.
[01:15:38]  And I'm trying to cause roughness.
[01:15:40]  I'm trying to cause disorder.
[01:15:42]  Meanwhile, this idiot, all right, this idiot actually has all these idiots buying videos.
[01:15:51]  They're buying access to his website.
[01:15:53]  They're buying all that crap that this idiot is peddling out.
[01:15:56]  I mean, what are they paying?
[01:15:57]  What are they paying?
[01:15:58]  They're paying it with Federal Reserve notes, baby.
[01:16:03]  Federal Reserve notes, baby.
[01:16:05]  That's what they're paying with.
[01:16:06]  That's what they're paying it with.
[01:16:08]  What's wrong, Alex?
[01:16:10]  What's wrong?
[01:16:10]  I thought you were some big badass revolutionary, Alex Jones.
[01:16:14]  I thought you were some big badass going against the Federal Reserve, going against the Bilderbergers, going against this, going against that.
[01:16:21]  I mean, what's wrong, baby?
[01:16:23]  What's wrong with you?
[01:16:26]  You keep collecting Federal Reserve notes, baby.
[01:16:29]  You keep collecting Federal Reserve notes.
[01:16:31]  I mean, if you're that down for years there, Alex Jones, if you're really such a goddamn freedom fighter, why don't you renounce all the goddamn government, you know, or not the government, the Federal Reserve notes that you collect that keeps you in them portly suits that you buy for yourself there, Alex?
[01:16:45]  How about that?
[01:16:49]  Jesus Christ.
[01:16:50]  And not only that, you're being sponsored by Wendy's now.
[01:16:53]  That's another thing.
[01:16:54]  Alex Jones is being sponsored by Wendy's.
[01:16:56]  Even though Alex Jones claims that, oh, yeah, you got cancer in your vaccines.
[01:17:02]  They got cancer in your food.
[01:17:04]  And they got all these diseases in their food.
[01:17:06]  And they're manipulating you with your food.
[01:17:10]  And this idiot is being sponsored by Wendy's, for Christ's sake.
[01:17:13]  So look, all you Alex Jones assholes who continue to call me up, all you idiots, and it's not only people that are calling me up.
[01:17:21]  There's also idiots that are on this network that are claiming to be freedom fighters, that are claiming to be, you know, alternative media idiots, that are saying slanderous lies about me on this goddamn network.
[01:17:33]  And I don't appreciate it whatsoever.
[01:17:36]  All right?
[01:17:38]  You understand that?
[01:17:39]  I don't appreciate it whatsoever.
[01:17:41]  So you idiots continue to do that.
[01:17:43]  You better watch out.
[01:17:45]  I'm warning you.
[01:17:46]  I'm warning all of you.
[01:17:48]  This is your five way, especially when it comes to that.
[01:17:52]  Anyway, 646-652-4869 is the number to call here.
[01:17:57]  I want to hear from you.
[01:17:58]  We're supposed to be talking about these goddamn stupid little labels that they're going to throw on cigarettes.
[01:18:04]  But, you know, I guess we're going to go and move on to something else.
[01:18:07]  I want to talk about the alleged member of Lulsec that they have captured once again.
[01:18:14]  And we alluded to it earlier with that one caller trying to call out Lulsec.
[01:18:18]  But according to reports here, out in Essex in the UK, a 19-year-old was arrested.
[01:18:26]  Ryan Cleary was arrested supposedly for concocting some of these denial of service hacks that have supposedly compromised the census, the census count of the UK.
[01:18:41]  Can you believe this crap?
[01:18:43]  I mean, they actually got the census.
[01:18:47]  They've actually got a hold of the census for Christ's sake.
[01:18:51]  And supposedly, they got this 19-year-old kid.
[01:18:54]  According to Lul Sec, Lulsec is denying it.
[01:18:58]  They're denying that they have anything to do with this kid, nor do they accept any kind of acknowledgement for Lulsec being arrested or one of their members being arrested whatsoever.
[01:19:13]  So once again, Lulsek in the news.
[01:19:15]  And you know why I think Lulsec is one of these hacker groups that are probably going to go down in digital history?
[01:19:22]  Because at least they had the balls.
[01:19:25]  I know there's people that are talking garbage, like the guy from 512, he's obviously from Austin, Texas, out here talking garbage, how they're script kiddies, this and that.
[01:19:35]  But at least they had the balls to do something and not just be some ridiculous, dumb jerk nut talking garbage behind a screen without actually providing any kind of goddamn substance for it.
[01:19:48]  So anyway, 646-652-4869 is number to call.
[01:19:52]  Hey, engineer, I'm seeing a lot of goddamn spamming.
[01:19:55]  Can you get these idiots out for Christmas?
[01:19:57]  Kick them out.
[01:20:00]  Well, kick them the hell out for Christmas.
[01:20:02]  Kick them out now.
[01:20:04]  Kick them out.
[01:20:06]  For Christ's sake, I'm sick of these people sitting over here spamming up a goddamn storm for Christ's sake.
[01:20:11]  Kick them the hell out of here.
[01:20:14]  Telling you right now, folks, I'm sorry.
[01:20:16]  You know, you see a lot of goddamn spamming out here.
[01:20:19]  And I'm sorry, once again, you know, but these idiots, you know, there's a lot of them up in here.
[01:20:24]  We got about 500 people in the chat room.
[01:20:26]  And apparently, I was unaware that 500 is the maximum capacity for this ridiculous chat room.
[01:20:32]  I thought we had room for a little bit more out here, but I guess not.
[01:20:36]  All right?
[01:20:36]  I guess not for Christ's sake.
[01:20:39]  So anyway, because of that, we got a lot of spamming jerk nuts that are out here trying to spam up dumb, ridiculous nonsense.
[01:20:47]  And we're trying to get the engineer to kick their asses out for Christ.
[01:20:50]  And can you kick these idiots out, please, engineer?
[01:20:53]  Can you kick them out?
[01:20:54]  That's fair.
[01:20:57]  Well, do your job.
[01:21:00]  Jesus Christ.
[01:21:01]  646-652-4869 is number to call.
[01:21:05]  We're trying to kick out all these milky-looking jerk dicks that are out here trying to just spam the chat room with nonsense.
[01:21:14]  So please bear with us, folks.
[01:21:15]  I mean, this is the way it is.
[01:21:17]  This is America.
[01:21:18]  Do you understand?
[01:21:19]  This is America here.
[01:21:21]  And all you folks that are out here saying that, oh, ghost, this isn't America.
[01:21:25]  You're lying.
[01:21:26]  There's no way this is America.
[01:21:28]  It's America.
[01:21:30]  These are the stupid losers that are in your communities out here.
[01:21:35]  This is it.
[01:21:36]  This is America.
[01:21:38]  I mean, I'm not joking here.
[01:21:39]  I'm not just pulling this out of my dairy ear.
[01:21:41]  This is real.
[01:21:42]  This is it.
[01:21:43]  These are the losers.
[01:21:46]  So anyway, we're supposed to be talking about Lulsec.
[01:21:50]  Allegedly, one of their members was arrested in Essex, which is in Wickford in the UK.
[01:21:59]  And I want to hear from you.
[01:22:00]  What do you got to say about it?
[01:22:01]  646-652-4869.
[01:22:03]  What does everybody got to say about it?
[01:22:05]  How's everybody on the Lulzboat?
[01:22:10]  Everybody on that?
[01:22:11]  I want to hear from you.
[01:22:13]  We got 000 on the horn.
[01:22:15]  What's up?
[01:22:18]  Yo.
[01:22:19]  What's up, man?
[01:22:21]  Yo, what's up?
[01:22:21]  What's up, you fat Jew?
[01:22:23]  You ready for the crucification?
[01:22:24]  Wow!
[01:22:28]  And that's it.
[01:22:30]  That's all you got?
[01:22:31]  That's it.
[01:22:32]  That's it, man.
[01:22:33]  Oh, man.
[01:22:34]  That's horrible.
[01:22:35]  You know, I can tell that you're probably collecting government entitlements just by your limited amount of vocabulary, for Christ's sake.
[01:22:42]  I mean, you would think that if I'm pissing you off that bad, that I would be able to conjure up enough, you know, I don't know, hatred or anger or something that could make you come up with something a little bit better than sentence fragments.
[01:22:56]  You know what I mean?
[01:22:56]  I mean, come on.
[01:22:57]  Jesus Christ.
[01:22:58]  And you waited 50 minutes on that one, man.
[01:23:01]  You know, I'm working on the new switchboard, for Christ's sake.
[01:23:04]  I'm working on the new switchboard, and they actually show how much time an idiot has actually been waiting on hold.
[01:23:11]  That idiot's been waiting on hold for 50 minutes.
[01:23:14]  All to say that.
[01:23:15]  Jesus Christ.
[01:23:16]  Here's another 50-minute waiter.
[01:23:17]  Hopefully, it's somebody, somebody, somebody, somebody work to crack!
[01:23:21]  Somebody with some goddamn lulz!
[01:23:23]  Somebody with a personality.
[01:23:25]  I mean, is this thing on for Christ?
[01:23:27]  I mean, is this thing on?
[01:23:29]  I mean, is there anybody out there for Christ's sake?
[01:23:33]  Jesus Christ.
[01:23:35]  Oh, my God.
[01:23:36]  Anyway, here we got Ryan.
[01:23:37]  Ryan, what's going on?
[01:23:38]  You're on the horn.
[01:23:39]  What's up?
[01:23:41]  Guest who goes.
[01:23:44]  Man, I kicked the city again.
[01:23:45]  I'm not.
[01:23:46]  Get him off.
[01:23:47]  Get him off.
[01:23:48]  248, you're on the horn.
[01:23:50]  What's up?
[01:23:51]  Oh, yeah.
[01:23:51]  When the engineer bangs you in the ass, does he give you a return?
[01:23:55]  No, but when your daddy does you up your pooper, do you say, yes, sir, can I have another?
[01:24:02]  I mean, come on.
[01:24:03]  These are dumb.
[01:24:04]  These are horrible.
[01:24:05]  I should take a break.
[01:24:06]  That's what I should be.
[01:24:07]  I should be taking a break right now because you idiots are out here making stupid, ridiculous, dumbass attempts at lulz, man.
[01:24:15]  There's no lulz here.
[01:24:16]  I got over 9,000 scumbags trying to sit over here getting lulz, and it's not working.
[01:24:22]  Not working whatsoever, for Christ's sake.
[01:24:25]  Jesus Christ.
[01:24:28]  Anyway, we're supposed to be talking about this alleged lulsec member that's arrested in the UK.
[01:24:33]  And, of course, Lulsec has not stopped their hacking endeavors.
[01:24:37]  All right?
[01:24:39]  And, you know, that's what we're talking about at this point in time.
[01:24:41]  Before we get into anything else, I am going to give some shout-outs to the people that are retweeting the first tweet on my Twitter account, folks.
[01:24:50]  And if you don't know, if you don't know, go to my Twitter account, and of course, it's Ghost Politics.
[01:24:56]  All one word, no underscores.
[01:24:58]  There it is right there.
[01:24:59]  Ghost Politics.
[01:25:01]  All right?
[01:25:01]  And retweet the first tweet on my Twitter account.
[01:25:04]  All right?
[01:25:05]  And I'm going to give shout-outs right now.
[01:25:08]  Let's give some shout-outs to Peeps.
[01:25:10]  All right.
[01:25:11]  We got I May Fruit.
[01:25:13]  Oh, screw you.
[01:25:15]  Screw you, you idiot.
[01:25:18]  Who the hell did that?
[01:25:19]  Whoever did that, shut up your ass.
[01:25:21]  Whoever made that goddamn Twitter account, screw you, you stupid scumbag.
[01:25:26]  Jesus Christ.
[01:25:27]  Who else we got?
[01:25:28]  Oh, some idiot named Dead Capitalist.
[01:25:30]  Oh, that's great.
[01:25:31]  Oh, yeah.
[01:25:32]  It's shit.
[01:25:33]  Stupid, dumbass.
[01:25:34]  Niagara Roll.
[01:25:35]  What's going on in Niagara Roll, man?
[01:25:37]  Have a listener there.
[01:25:38]  We got Poop Listener.
[01:25:39]  Poop Listener?
[01:25:41]  Jesus Christ.
[01:25:44]  I'm understand.
[01:25:46]  I don't know how to say it.
[01:25:48]  Simachu.
[01:25:50]  Simachu, are you kidding me?
[01:25:52]  Explosive.
[01:25:53]  What's going on?
[01:25:53]  We got Muzzles56.
[01:25:55]  What's going on, man?
[01:25:57]  We got Ghost for Surrey.
[01:26:01]  No, Jesus Christ.
[01:26:03]  We've got Texan Mexican.
[01:26:06]  A Texan Mexican.
[01:26:08]  What's going on?
[01:26:08]  We got Ghostbusters.
[01:26:10]  Screw you, you idiot.
[01:26:11]  All right, screw you.
[01:26:13]  Who else we got?
[01:26:14]  We got I Love Cheese.
[01:26:16]  I'm not saying that, you idiot.
[01:26:19]  Screw you, you cheese pizza-loving pieces of garbage.
[01:26:22]  I know what that means.
[01:26:23]  All right?
[01:26:24]  I know what that means, you cheese pizza-loving pieces of garbage.
[01:26:28]  You're sick Woody Allen butt lovers.
[01:26:30]  That's what you are.
[01:26:30]  All you idiots that make reference to that, you're sick Woody Allen butt lovers.
[01:26:35]  That's what you are.
[01:26:37]  Jesus Christ.
[01:26:38]  What else we got?
[01:26:39]  We got Dash is my.
[01:26:42]  I'm not saying that either, you idiot.
[01:26:44]  The young Turk, the young Turk, what's going on to the young Turk?
[01:26:48]  Do we have any more retweets on the Twitter account there, engineer?
[01:26:52]  Yeah, we're dark there, Dark Dark.
[01:26:54]  Well, let's do it.
[01:26:55]  What else we got?
[01:26:56]  We got Laser Frog.
[01:26:57]  What's going on?
[01:26:58]  We got I Love Phil Collins.
[01:27:00]  Wow, there's a little Phil Collins fan.
[01:27:02]  Meredith is Queen.
[01:27:03]  What's up?
[01:27:04]  We got, who else?
[01:27:05]  I'm not saying that, you stupid sack of crap.
[01:27:08]  We got Dangerous.
[01:27:10]  What's going on?
[01:27:11]  Anyway, we're getting back to the program right now.
[01:27:14]  We're finished with the shout-outs.
[01:27:16]  We're talking about right now the alleged Lulsec member that was arrested here in Essex, U.K.
[01:27:23]  I want to hear from you.
[01:27:24]  What do you got to say about it, for Christ's sake?
[01:27:25]  Are you on the Lulzboat?
[01:27:29]  Are you on it or what?
[01:27:30]  I want to hear from you.
[01:27:31]  All right, Dr. Zombie, are you there?
[01:27:34]  Yeah, I'm here.
[01:27:35]  What's up, man?
[01:27:37]  Oh.
[01:27:39]  I forgot my question.
[01:27:40]  I'm sorry.
[01:27:41]  Well, that's because you're a stupid Milky Licker.
[01:27:43]  704, what's up?
[01:27:45]  You're on the horn.
[01:27:47]  Yeah, hey, Ghost.
[01:27:50]  How's it going?
[01:27:54]  Edmund, can you fix your ghetto-ass phone, please?
[01:27:57]  I mean, you know, I know that the government is giving out free phones, you know, courtesy of the taxpayer.
[01:28:03]  But, you know, shove that ghetto phone up your ass.
[01:28:06]  You know, call back when we can actually understand you.

=== Iraq Spending and Smart Choices (11:36) ===

[01:28:08]  All right?
[01:28:08]  Jesus Christ.
[01:28:10]  All right, what else we got?
[01:28:11]  774, what's up?
[01:28:12]  You're on the horn.
[01:28:16]  Jesus Christ.
[01:28:18]  And this idiot's playing with his pecker shaft.
[01:28:20]  Who else we got?
[01:28:21]  We got 347.
[01:28:22]  You're on the horn.
[01:28:23]  What's up?
[01:28:24]  What's your number?
[01:28:27]  Hey, big guy.
[01:28:28]  What's going on?
[01:28:29]  How's it going?
[01:28:30]  How's it going?
[01:28:32]  Chilling like an insane villain.
[01:28:34]  What are you doing?
[01:28:35]  What are you doing?
[01:28:36]  Nothing much.
[01:28:36]  Just jacking it as usual, you know.
[01:28:38]  You're jacking it?
[01:28:40]  I mean, I hear a couple of you guys out there.
[01:28:41]  You're actually admitting to jacking while you have like two or three friends in the room there.
[01:28:45]  Is that what y'all do?
[01:28:46]  Do a nice little circle jerk to True Capitalist Radio?
[01:28:49]  Oh, yeah, baby.
[01:28:51]  Yeah, I bet you do.
[01:28:52]  Get this sick son of a bitch out.
[01:28:54]  Get him off, for Christ's sake.
[01:28:56]  Jesus Christ.
[01:28:58]  I'm not joking, man.
[01:28:59]  I'm not joking.
[01:29:00]  I know that you people think that this is all an act.
[01:29:03]  This is, oh, this isn't real.
[01:29:05]  It's real.
[01:29:06]  These are real people.
[01:29:07]  They're really calling, and they really sound this fruity.
[01:29:10]  They really sound like they're playing for the pig team, for Christ's sake.
[01:29:14]  I kid you not.
[01:29:14]  This is them.
[01:29:15]  This is the absolute pussification of America being implemented in audio radio form that you're listening to right now.
[01:29:23]  The absolute pussification.
[01:29:25]  I mean, notice.
[01:29:26]  Notice the feminine vernacular in these idiots.
[01:29:29]  Look at how they sound.
[01:29:31]  Listen to how they sound.
[01:29:32]  Hello, ghost.
[01:29:34]  Yeah, I used to say.
[01:29:36]  I mean, you're fruity.
[01:29:38]  That's what I want to tell you.
[01:29:39]  You're fruity.
[01:29:42]  You're a fruit ball, for Christ's sake.
[01:29:48]  Anyway, I'm sorry, folks.
[01:29:49]  I got to calm down here.
[01:29:50]  My heart's pumping like a rabbit.
[01:29:52]  Let's move on to another subject matter.
[01:29:53]  We were talking about Lil Second Lol Moat.
[01:30:00]  But, you know, you people ain't taking this very seriously, for Christ's sake.
[01:30:04]  So I'm going to go ahead and move on to another subject matter.
[01:30:07]  646-6524869 is the number to call if you want to chime in about something.
[01:30:12]  I want to talk about Obama.
[01:30:14]  He's going to address the nation tomorrow about his potential withdrawal or a potential withdrawal from Afghanistan.
[01:30:22]  Now, look, I was for a withdrawal from Afghanistan a long time ago.
[01:30:28]  Now that we have come to find out that the Pakistani government is somewhat rogue in its Islamic extremist regard, and the proof of that is them housing Osama bin Laden right in the middle of what's the equivalent of some military institution or some military barracks for Christ's sake.
[01:30:50]  I mean, it's stupid.
[01:30:52]  It's ridiculous.
[01:30:53]  Now, what I'm saying is that the only reason that we would potentially need to still be in Iraq is to make sure that the goddamn Taliban, which has been hiding in that mountainous, borderous region of Afghanistan and Pakistan, they're going to come out of the mountains and they're going to take control of Afghanistan and they're going to put those broads in burqas and in beekeeper suits.
[01:31:14]  And, you know, it's just going to be a complete, totally pathetic 13th century style Islamic, disgusting, extremist mess, for Christ's sake.
[01:31:24]  You know what I'm saying?
[01:31:25]  I mean, come on.
[01:31:27]  I mean, look, I was for getting out of there at this point in time, but I mean, we just can't afford to do it.
[01:31:32]  I mean, the Taliban's going to take over, and everybody who backed us up in that country is going to get slaughtered.
[01:31:38]  They're going to get killed for Christ's sake.
[01:31:40]  I mean, look at what happened today in Iraq, you know, the place our president cut and run from.
[01:31:46]  You know what I mean?
[01:31:46]  Our president's like, yes, we've got to get out of Iraq.
[01:31:50]  Even though we've got $2 trillion in debts that the scumbag Iraqi parliament hasn't even attempted to pay back.
[01:31:57]  On the contrary, when they were there during the OPEC meeting on whether or not they were going to increase production, Iraq voted against us.
[01:32:06]  Iraq, for Christ's sake.
[01:32:09]  So what I'm saying is that we need, especially in Iraq, I mean, but unfortunately, it seems our president feels that, you know, Iraq is just something that we're just going to bite the bullet on.
[01:32:19]  The American taxpayer is just going to have to eat the $2 trillion that was spent liberating these people.
[01:32:26]  I mean, $2 trillion, that's not peanuts, all right?
[01:32:28]  All right, we're just going to kind of wave that off and put that on the American taxpayer and the American youth.
[01:32:34]  That's right, the American youth is going to have to pay for this because you think these old pieces of crap that are collecting Social Security and Medicaid, Medicare, getting their goddamn Viagra paid for by taxpayer money, you think they're going to pay for the $2 trillion that was spent on this goddamn war?
[01:32:47]  No!
[01:32:49]  And the $2 trillion on Iraq doesn't include whatever was spent on Afghanistan.
[01:32:56]  And I think leaving at this point would only infuriate the Islamic situation.
[01:33:00]  I mean, you know, these Islamic jehudis, I mean, they would just be up in arms saying, I mean, they would be, you know, more adamant about pursuing this Islamic endeavor, you know, more and more for Christ's sake.
[01:33:14]  I kid you not.
[01:33:15]  I kid you not.
[01:33:17]  Anyway, I want to hear from you.
[01:33:18]  What do you think about Obama tomorrow?
[01:33:20]  He's going to address the nation.
[01:33:21]  He's going to supposedly talk about Afghanistan.
[01:33:24]  I want to hear from you.
[01:33:24]  What do you think about this?
[01:33:25]  Area code 925.
[01:33:27]  What's up, 925?
[01:33:28]  You're on the air.
[01:33:29]  Hey, what's up?
[01:33:31]  How's it going?
[01:33:31]  Hello?
[01:33:32]  Pretty good.
[01:33:34]  I think Obama is going to talk about pretty much nothing.
[01:33:37]  Yeah, of course.
[01:33:38]  Well, do you think that he's actually going to withdraw troops from Afghanistan?
[01:33:41]  I mean, is this an appropriate measure, given the fact that, you know, Pakistan doesn't look like it's very much stable?
[01:33:48]  And, you know, if we leave Afghanistan, we're leaving it vulnerable for Taliban takeover.
[01:33:52]  And if the Taliban takes over, they're going to take over Afghanistan.
[01:33:56]  The next is going to be Pakistan.
[01:33:57]  And you've got this huge Islamic state of fundamentalism.
[01:34:01]  Not to mention that Pakistan is a nuclear power.
[01:34:04]  They have nuclear weapons.
[01:34:07]  So I'm just saying, I mean, is this smart?
[01:34:09]  Is this really smart?
[01:34:11]  Politically for him, it's smart because he's trying to get re-elected.
[01:34:16]  I mean, but I mean, is this really smart for the American people, though?
[01:34:20]  I mean, you know, this is why I keep saying that anything that's happening right now to America, the American people want it, because this is a government made for the people and by the people.
[01:34:29]  And if the people are stupid and they elect these soulless cash whores that are doing nothing but, you know, kind of raping the American tax system, is this really wrong?
[01:34:38]  I mean, is it really wrong if the American people think this is okay?
[01:34:42]  Yeah.
[01:34:44]  It's still wrong.
[01:34:45]  How is it wrong?
[01:34:46]  I just think it's wrong, but I have a question for you.
[01:34:50]  No, you know what?
[01:34:51]  I don't want to hear it.
[01:34:52]  I don't want to hear it.
[01:34:53]  I don't want to hear your stupid question.
[01:34:54]  You don't want to know why that stupid response that you just gave me just proves to me how stupid you are.
[01:35:00]  No, I think it's just wrong.
[01:35:02]  I just think it's just wrong.
[01:35:03]  Well, why do you think it's wrong, you unoriginal, detailed prick?
[01:35:07]  Why do you think it's wrong?
[01:35:10]  Stupid idiot.
[01:35:12]  Jesus Christ.
[01:35:13]  Does anybody have any kind of opinions on any of the subject matters that we're discussing today?
[01:35:18]  Or is everybody just some incompetent jerk?
[01:35:21]  Is everybody here just some jerk nut that's just, I'm just here, dude.
[01:35:26]  Yeah, dude.
[01:35:27]  Yeah, we're all woohoo and shit, dude.
[01:35:31]  We're all woohoo and shit.
[01:35:34]  Shove it up, your ass.
[01:35:36]  Jesus Christ.
[01:35:37]  I don't even know why I tried, man.
[01:35:38]  I could be on 6th Street right now.
[01:35:40]  You know what I'm saying?
[01:35:41]  I could be on 6th Street partying, for Christ's sake.
[01:35:43]  You know, it's Tuesday out here on 6th Street, man.
[01:35:46]  We got dollar, you call it, baby.
[01:35:48]  Dollar, you call it.
[01:35:49]  You go to any one of these bars on 6th Street, on East 6th Street, not West 6th Street.
[01:35:54]  You know, West 6th Street, you got to have some money.
[01:35:55]  You know what I mean?
[01:35:56]  That's around about where I live.
[01:35:58]  You know what I mean?
[01:35:58]  You got to have some money to be living on West 6th Street.
[01:36:00]  But East 6th Street, where my office is located, dollar, you call it, baby.
[01:36:06]  Anything on the bar menu, a dollar.
[01:36:10]  Any believe that, huh?
[01:36:12]  A dollar.
[01:36:13]  So if you ever come down here to Austin, Texas, make sure to come down here during the week, or at least during a Tuesday or something, because let me tell you something right now.
[01:36:21]  A dollar, you call it.
[01:36:22]  You can't beat it.
[01:36:24]  You cannot beat it, for Christ's sake.
[01:36:25]  Anyway, engineer, I'm seeing people scroll for Christ's sake.
[01:36:29]  Can you get these assholes out of here?
[01:36:31]  All right, get these assholes that are scrolling out of here.
[01:36:33]  Get them out.
[01:36:34]  What's your problem?
[01:36:38]  Well, get them out.
[01:36:40]  I'm not going to let these idiots sit here and scroll for Christ's sake.
[01:36:43]  Get them the hell out.
[01:36:44]  Get them out now.
[01:36:46]  I'm sorry, folks, if you happen to be listening live, I'm trying to have the damn engineer kick these stupid sons of bitches that are out here scrolling all this ridiculous nonsense crap.
[01:36:57]  Get them the hell out of here for Christ.
[01:36:59]  Get them out!
[01:37:01]  Get them the hell out of here.
[01:37:02]  I'm sick of them.
[01:37:03]  Sick of it.
[01:37:04]  I'm sick of these losers.
[01:37:06]  Sick of them.
[01:37:08]  Jesus Christ.
[01:37:11]  Anyway, 646-652-4869 is the number to call, folks.
[01:37:15]  I'm sorry.
[01:37:15]  We're trying to kick people out of the chat room here.
[01:37:18]  You know, these idiots are trying to be little internet wannabe tough guys up in here trying to scroll stuff.
[01:37:25]  And we've got to kick them out.
[01:37:27]  We've got to kick them the hell out of here.
[01:37:28]  That's all there is to it.
[01:37:29]  We've got to kick them the hell out of here.
[01:37:33]  Anyway, 646-652-4869 is the number to call.
[01:37:37]  I want to hear from you.
[01:37:38]  We're supposed to be talking about Afghanistan and about how Barack Obama is going to be addressing the nation tomorrow about attempting to withdraw, attempting to withdraw troops from Afghanistan.
[01:37:49]  And I want to hear what the hell you've got to say about it, for Christ's sake.
[01:37:52]  I want to hear what the hell you got to say about it.
[01:37:54]  646-652-4869.
[01:37:56]  Let's take some more callers.
[01:37:57]  937.
[01:37:58]  What's up?
[01:37:59]  You're on the horn.
[01:38:01]  Hey, Doug.
[01:38:02]  How's it going?
[01:38:03]  How's it going, man?
[01:38:05]  Hey, have you been following the situation in Detroit at all?
[01:38:09]  Well, I don't know.
[01:38:10]  What kind of situation was?
[01:38:11]  I didn't know there was a situation other than it being 30% unemployed.
[01:38:15]  Well, yeah, actually, it is 30% unemployed.
[01:38:18]  Rick Snyder, the governor here, has been privatizing all of the prisons, and I was wondering what the best way to get into that would be.
[01:38:24]  We're talking like niggarian investment here, you know.
[01:38:27]  Niggers are always going to nigga.
[01:38:30]  Come on, come on, don't be racist, you idiot.
[01:38:33]  All right, come on.
[01:38:35]  Trying to be a racist for Christ's sake.
[01:38:37]  Stop being racist, all right?
[01:38:39]  You idiots, call me up, and you try to say, ah, you racist ghost.
[01:38:43]  Why are you so racist?
[01:38:46]  And listen to you, silly bastards.
[01:38:47]  Listen to the way you are.
[01:38:49]  I mean, can you believe this crap?
[01:38:50]  I mean, isn't this the pot calling the kettle black here, huh?
[01:38:54]  Jesus Christ.
[01:38:54]  Anyway, if you do want to get into the prison market, you know, let's say you've got an extra 10 mil to throw around, all right?
[01:39:02]  What you do is you've got to get in, you know, good connected contact with your state and local governments, all right?
[01:39:09]  You know, go to these fundraisers that are about $5,000 a plate.
[01:39:14]  Start hobnobbing with the bureaucratic imbeciles that are in charge of this particular sector of the bureaucratic government.
[01:39:21]  All right?
[01:39:22]  You go up and say, hey, I'm considering investing in the correctional facilities system.
[01:39:30]  And say, I understand that we're having a shortage in correctional facilities, and I'd like to see if I can get into it.
[01:39:38]  So, what do you do is you have to go up to some government bureaucracy, give them a proposal.

=== Libya Funding and Islamic Fascism (12:22) ===

[01:39:44]  You give them a proposal and tell them how much money that you're putting up on the table as it pertains to this particular prison.
[01:39:51]  You tell them how much it's going to house, tell them how many guards it's going to take, and so on and so forth, and tell them how you're going to keep them enclosed, so on and so forth.
[01:40:01]  And believe it or not, if they approve it, you can actually build that prison with that $10 million and get about $30,000 an inmate, for Christ's sake.
[01:40:09]  You know what I mean?
[01:40:11]  I get you not.
[01:40:12]  That's how it is, baby.
[01:40:14]  Anyway, let's just continue going.
[01:40:15]  646-652-486.
[01:40:18]  Now, we're supposed to be talking about the president tomorrow talking about a withdrawal from Afghanistan, but it seems like nobody really gives a crap because, you know, let's be honest, this whole damn country has been dumbed down during the tenure of not only this president, but the liberal regime when it was in office.
[01:40:34]  I mean, they've been completely dumbed down.
[01:40:37]  And as I've been saying for a long period of time, that, you know, this is no longer the bastion of capitalism that we had come to know and love that is America.
[01:40:47]  We're no longer the bastions of capitalism.
[01:40:50]  We're the bastards of capitalism, all right?
[01:40:53]  And I'd like for everybody to know, everybody who's out there to know, welcome to Junkyard America, baby.
[01:41:00]  All right?
[01:41:01]  Oh, yeah.
[01:41:02]  Welcome to Junkyard America.
[01:41:50]  Welcome to Junkyard America, folks.
[01:41:52]  All right.
[01:41:52]  So it's no coincidence that the idiots that are calling up, doing nothing but sounding fruitier than a box of fruit loops, have no concern about the president's address tomorrow as it pertains to the withdrawal of troops in Afghanistan.
[01:42:07]  It makes no coincidence.
[01:42:09]  I mean, this is how stupid America is, for Christ's sake.
[01:42:13]  And I'm saying that it's a very threat to a big threat to America's national security if we cut and run on Afghanistan.
[01:42:19]  We are going to see the Taliban come in, take control of Afghanistan, and they're going to use Afghanistan as a position to take over Pakistan.
[01:42:28]  And once they take over Pakistan, folks, they're going to send a goddamn ballistic missile filled with a uranium-tipped head, for Christ's sake, and blowing up one of the targets that's convenient and easiest for them, for Christ's sake.
[01:42:42]  So it makes no sense whatsoever.
[01:42:45]  646-652-4869.
[01:42:48]  I want to hear from you.
[01:42:48]  What's going on?
[01:42:49]  All right, 407, you're on the horn.
[01:42:51]  What's up?
[01:42:53]  Hey, I got a question.
[01:42:54]  What do you think about those UAVs, man?
[01:42:58]  What?
[01:43:00]  UAVs, the unmanned drones that you can blow up people up from anywhere around the world, man.
[01:43:06]  I don't see anything wrong with it, for Christ's sake.
[01:43:08]  You know what I mean?
[01:43:09]  I mean, you know, to be honest with you, at least we're kind of converging technology so that these useless gamers that are out here getting their thumbs bruised just so they can show the idiot that lives next door that he beat the latest version of Duke Nukem.
[01:43:24]  I mean, at least they'll actually have something to do.
[01:43:27]  You know, they'll actually be shooting actual targets and they have to join the military for Christ's sake.
[01:43:32]  You know what I mean?
[01:43:33]  I'm serious.
[01:43:34]  You know what I mean?
[01:43:35]  At least we're doing something to make gaming productive.
[01:43:38]  I mean, to all the gamers out there, I know I got a whole bunch of gamers that listen in.
[01:43:42]  If you are a gamer, do not just play games to waste time.
[01:43:48]  I mean, you know, you have opportunities now where you can make money playing games.
[01:43:52]  If you're that good at playing whatever stupid pussywhip game that you're playing, you can actually make money doing that by challenging fools.
[01:44:00]  You know?
[01:44:01]  I mean, I'm just saying, I mean, do something that's going to make you capital.
[01:44:04]  Stop being a waste of human life.
[01:44:06]  You know, that's all it is.
[01:44:07]  Just stop being a waste of human life.
[01:44:09]  That's all I'm saying.
[01:44:10]  That's all I'm saying.
[01:44:12]  I mean, is that so hard?
[01:44:13]  Is that so wrong?
[01:44:15]  Is that so wrong?
[01:44:18]  I don't think so.
[01:44:20]  Anyway, let me move on.
[01:44:22]  Let me take one more caller, then we'll move on to another subject matter.
[01:44:25]  609, you there?
[01:44:27]  Yes, sir.
[01:44:28]  What's up, man?
[01:44:30]  I got a question for you.
[01:44:31]  Go for it.
[01:44:39]  You waited 30 minutes.
[01:44:40]  You waited 30 minutes for that, you stupid loser?
[01:44:43]  Jesus Christ.
[01:44:45]  Anyway, let me move on to another subject matter.
[01:44:47]  I want to talk about NATO.
[01:44:49]  That's right.
[01:44:49]  NATO is defending its credibility against this military theater that it's conducting itself in in Libya.
[01:44:56]  That's right.
[01:44:57]  This military theater in Libya, NATO is trying to say they're doing a good job.
[01:45:01]  Remember, NATO, folks, was supposed to be an international institution that was created during the Cold War to prevent Russia from getting uppity.
[01:45:11]  I mean, this was supposed to be the last line of defense if Russia decided to flex Russian vodka drinking nuts and decided to take over Europe with some kind of a vulgar display of communist power.
[01:45:28]  You actually had NATO that was supposed to be, supposed to be a deterrent of such things.
[01:45:35]  And now you can't even have NATO get rid of Muamm Gaddafi.
[01:45:39]  I mean, are you kidding me?
[01:45:40]  You can't even get rid of Muamar Gaddafi.
[01:45:43]  This is a guy who's mangled his face to look like goddamn an Arab Michael Jackson.
[01:45:50]  And we can't get rid of this scumbag.
[01:45:52]  I mean, give me a break.
[01:45:53]  I mean, this is supposed to be an international institution that was supposed to prevent the Russians from attacking.
[01:45:58]  And these idiots are having this much of a hard time with Muammar Gaddafi.
[01:46:03]  I mean, give me a freaking break here.
[01:46:06]  I mean, seriously, give me a freaking break.
[01:46:10]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[01:46:11]  And then, you know, to top it all off, you know, here we are, America.
[01:46:15]  We're supposed to be backing up these idiots, right?
[01:46:16]  We're supposed to be, you know, backing up NATO.
[01:46:19]  We're supposed to be backing up the Libyan rebel faction, for Christ's sake.
[01:46:23]  Even though the State Department had listed the rebels or the factions that were against Gaddafi, they listed them as a goddamn link to Al-Qaeda.
[01:46:35]  As a link to Al-Qaeda, for Christ's sake.
[01:46:37]  I kid you not.
[01:46:38]  I mean, this was on the State Department website.
[01:46:40]  Here we are.
[01:46:40]  We're weaponizing these people because, oh, we got to help them because of Muammar Gaddafi for Christ.
[01:46:46]  It's stupid.
[01:46:48]  It's stupid, man.
[01:46:50]  Good God.
[01:46:51]  I just can't believe it, for Christ's sake.
[01:46:53]  I cannot believe this crap.
[01:46:54]  That's all I'm saying.
[01:46:55]  I just can't believe it.
[01:46:57]  Jesus Christ.
[01:46:58]  Anyway, 646652486.
[01:47:01]  Now, I want to hear from you.
[01:47:03]  Are you in disagreement or something?
[01:47:04]  I mean, do you think I'm just pulling this out of my ass?
[01:47:06]  I mean, I want to hear from you.
[01:47:08]  I mean, I want to hear from you, for Christ's sake.
[01:47:11]  Stupid, milky-licking pieces of garbage.
[01:47:15]  Anyway, 646-652-486.
[01:47:19]  You know, before we get into anything, folks, before we get into anything, you know as well as I, yours truly has mainstream connections to get, you know, a hold of some of the best guests and some of the best people in the world.
[01:47:34]  And believe it or not, we've been able to get in contact with the rebel faction of Libya.
[01:47:40]  The rebel faction of Libya, and we've actually got him on the phone.
[01:47:44]  He's actually going to give us a little bit of an update on what they're doing out there in Libya.
[01:47:49]  So, without any further ado, Machmood, or are you there, Makhmood?
[01:47:55]  Are you there, sir?
[01:47:56]  Who is the love home?
[01:48:00]  Hey, Machmood, we can't.
[01:48:01]  Mach mood, we can't hear your music, man.
[01:48:04]  Can you turn it up and do a little something like that?
[01:48:07]  Who is the love?
[01:48:15]  That is correct.
[01:48:17]  If you don't understand us here in Libya, we are doing this for Allah.
[01:48:22]  We are doing this for Allah.
[01:48:23]  All you people that are in America, you better keep paying your taxes.
[01:48:28]  You better keep paying your taxes.
[01:48:32]  Obama is going to implement Sharia law.
[01:48:36]  He is implementing Sharia law.
[01:48:37]  There's nothing you can do about it.
[01:48:38]  You some American people.
[01:48:41]  You American people, keep paying your taxes.
[01:48:43]  And do it for Allah.
[01:48:46]  Do it for a lot.
[01:48:58]  Arapa.
[01:48:59]  For your American people, need to keep them in your taxes.
[01:49:01]  Okay, did you too?
[01:49:02]  And you need to keep backing up the Libyan rebels.
[01:49:05]  Because we are going to be more al-Qaddafi.
[01:49:07]  We are not going to stop until we are dead.
[01:49:10]  We are doing it for Allah.
[01:49:14]  We are maintaining our military discipline.
[01:49:28]  We want your American people to continue to give us guns.
[01:49:32]  We want you to continue to give us bonds.
[01:49:34]  We want you to give us the pain.
[01:49:36]  We want you to give us everything.
[01:49:39]  Because we are going to implement Sharia law.
[01:49:43]  Barack Obama.
[01:49:45]  Barack Obama, our brother, he's going to implement Sharia law in America.
[01:49:50]  He's going to implement Sharia law in America and there's nothing you can do about it.
[01:49:55]  And we're doing it for Allah.
[01:49:58]  I have nothing else to say.
[01:50:06]  I have nothing else to say.
[01:50:09]  We are going to do it for Allah.
[01:50:12]  He gave us life.
[01:50:14]  I am part of the living previous protection.
[01:50:17]  What a lot of fun. What a lot of fun.
[01:50:25]  Get him off and shut him up.
[01:50:29]  Well, you heard it right there, you know, from the rebel's mouth, man.
[01:50:32]  I mean, you know, that's what they're about.
[01:50:34]  You know, they want to continue to get weapons.
[01:50:36]  They want to continue to get funded by the American government.
[01:50:39]  And we're basically funding Al-Qaeda.
[01:50:42]  We're funding some kind of Islamic fascist ridiculous nonsense.
[01:50:46]  Meanwhile, we've got people in Syria.
[01:50:49]  We've got people in Syria dying because they want a vote in their government.
[01:50:54]  They want to vote and they're dying in the streets.
[01:50:57]  They're being killed like dogs by Bashar al-Assad, for Christ's sake.
[01:51:01]  You know what I'm saying?
[01:51:02]  I mean, this is just disgusting.
[01:51:04]  This is just a disgrace.
[01:51:05]  That's what this is.
[01:51:06]  It's a disgrace.
[01:51:08]  Jesus Christ.
[01:51:09]  And for all those that are in Syria right now that are still fighting, keep fighting.
[01:51:14]  Keep fighting.
[01:51:15]  Death of Bashar al-Assad.
[01:51:17]  Death of Bashar al-Assad.
[01:51:21]  Bashar al-Assad needs to be targeted for termination.
[01:51:25]  And that's all there is to it.
[01:51:29]  Anyway, we're supposed to be talking about Libya.
[01:51:31]  I don't even want to talk about Libya anymore, for Christ's sake.
[01:51:33]  Let's talk about Ireland.
[01:51:35]  Oh, yeah.
[01:51:36]  We haven't heard much from Ireland ever since those drunkard, you know, gingered bastards defaulted on their European debt, you know?
[01:51:46]  But now, Ireland, they're starting to see a little bit more sectarian talk out here, starting to be a little bit sectarian violence.
[01:51:53]  You know what I'm talking about, right?
[01:51:55]  I'm talking out of Belfast.
[01:51:57]  Out of Belfast, we got the IRA coming back up once again, trying to do some Irish car bombs, you know, trying to do some riots and some ruckus out here.

=== Bombing Ireland and Racism Claims (03:25) ===

[01:52:07]  You know what I'm saying?
[01:52:07]  I mean, I'm serious.
[01:52:08]  I mean, you know, in Ireland, for Christ's sake.
[01:52:10]  You know what I mean?
[01:52:11]  I mean, that's the way it is.
[01:52:13]  Uh-oh.
[01:52:15]  Uh-oh.
[01:52:16]  That's right, lad.
[01:52:17]  We're here and we're going to continue that.
[01:52:20]  Shove it up, your horse.
[01:52:23]  I'm an Irishman, and we're going to continue to bomb ourselves.
[01:52:29]  We bomb our own countrymen because that's what we do.
[01:52:33]  We'll shut our bomber up for your ass because we don't know what else to do.
[01:52:37]  We're going to continue to reband, but we don't know what to call.
[01:52:42]  We believe in leptitans, that's why we're so stupid to go.
[01:52:47]  Anyway, I'm sorry.
[01:52:49]  I'm sorry.
[01:52:49]  Turn it off.
[01:52:50]  Turn it off, engineer, for Christ's sake.
[01:52:52]  It's too much.
[01:52:52]  I'm sorry.
[01:52:55]  Engineer, did you turn that off?
[01:52:59]  Look, I did not mean to be that harsh against Ireland, but hey, buddy, buddies in Ireland.
[01:53:05]  I mean, haven't y'all been doing this IRA, you know, nonsense since, like, what is it, 1903 or something of that nature?
[01:53:14]  I mean, you know, haven't y'all been killed.
[01:53:15]  You're killing each other.
[01:53:16]  Do you understand that, right?
[01:53:17]  You're killing fellow Irishmen.
[01:53:19]  All right?
[01:53:20]  It's Irish on Irish crime, for Christ's sake.
[01:53:23]  It's not even like you're raising up against anybody.
[01:53:25]  It's Irish on Irish crime.
[01:53:28]  I mean, what the hell's going on, for Christ's sake?
[01:53:31]  Jesus Christ, that's almost as stupid as thinking that gingers have souls.
[01:53:35]  Anyway, 646-6524869.
[01:53:38]  Let's take some callers.
[01:53:39]  347.
[01:53:40]  You're on the horn.
[01:53:41]  What's up?
[01:53:45]  Hello?
[01:53:46]  Yeah, what's up, man?
[01:53:47]  What's going on?
[01:53:48]  What's going on?
[01:53:49]  Why are you such a racist?
[01:53:51]  I'm not a racist asshole.
[01:53:53]  I'm not a racist.
[01:53:53]  What are you talking about?
[01:53:57]  Why are you laughing?
[01:53:58]  I'm not racist.
[01:53:59]  I mean, don't you, idiot dog, you're going to hang up.
[01:54:01]  Oh, you're going to hang up after you laugh.
[01:54:03]  Let me tell you something.
[01:54:04]  All you idiots need to realize, and not to mention that guy, the last caller, was a fruity-sounding fruit bowl.
[01:54:10]  I am not a racist.
[01:54:12]  I'm a melting pot of friendship.
[01:54:13]  I've said it time and time again.
[01:54:15]  I'm a melting pot of friendship.
[01:54:17]  I don't care what race you are.
[01:54:20]  I mean, I'll be anybody's friend.
[01:54:22]  I mean, I happen to have a whole bunch of friends that happen to be black, for Christ's sake.
[01:54:26]  You know what I mean?
[01:54:27]  I have a whole bunch of friends that happen to be Mexican.
[01:54:31]  You know, I mean, a whole bunch of friends that happen to be Oriental, for Christ's sake.
[01:54:36]  I even have a few WAP friends, you know, and German sauerkraut friends.
[01:54:40]  So for you to sit here and make this assumption and make this false indictment that I'm some kind of a damn Grand Dragon racist is a lie, and I want you idiots to stop.
[01:54:50]  You understand?
[01:54:51]  I want you to stop now.
[01:54:52]  Stop calling me a goddamn racist, for Christ's sake.
[01:54:57]  Anyway, who else we got?
[01:54:58]  714, what's up?
[01:55:00]  You're on the horn.
[01:55:01]  Hello.
[01:55:03]  What's up?
[01:55:04]  Good that Jebby speak to you, but it took a long time.
[01:55:07]  So my husband, he cancels Sadiq Manuel in the world, so we came to America because Island of Capitalist Bay is not anymore.
[01:55:16]  What happened?
[01:55:17]  You stupid, silly bastard.
[01:55:19]  I mean, you don't have a husband.
[01:55:20]  You're just some fruity Femi boy that's trying to conjure up some goddamn stupid alternative, you know, some alternative, stupid personality, for Christ's sake.

=== Fruity Songs and Sticky Voices (06:40) ===

[01:55:32]  And not only that, you sound fruity.
[01:55:34]  And you know what?
[01:55:35]  I'm going to take a break.
[01:55:36]  I shouldn't even be having to talk to these fruity bastards.
[01:55:39]  I'm going to take a break.
[01:55:40]  That's what I'm going to do.
[01:55:41]  And let me tell you, since we have so many goddamn fruit bowls and ass pumpers and pink team players and fruit bowls and all these idiots, I am going to continue with the theme.
[01:55:56]  We are going to play a fruity ass song because I did not realize the gay contingent that I had listening to the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
[01:56:06]  I mean, I had the slightest idea that there were this many homosexuals that appreciated the True Capitalist Radio Show.
[01:56:12]  And since they are listening, I figure that if I'm going to go to a break, we might as well appease the appetite of some of these butt-loving fruit bowls out here, you know, that appreciate all this little fruity music.
[01:56:26]  So I'm going to go ahead, without any further ado, let's go ahead and throw a little, you know, fruity little dance music on, like it's a little dance, like a little fruity dance club or something.
[01:56:35]  Do we have any little fruity dance music there, Engineer, for Christ's sake?
[01:56:42]  Well, try to look for something.
[01:56:44]  Try to look for something different, you know, something dancey.
[01:56:47]  You know, oh, oh, wait a minute.
[01:56:50]  I know what you can play, Engineer.
[01:56:51]  I know what you can play.
[01:56:52]  Play that one song that they were playing the other day.
[01:56:56]  You know what song I'm talking about?
[01:57:00]  Yeah, play that song.
[01:57:02]  And, you know, what I'd like for everybody to do is just take a step back, and I'd like for everybody to listen to this song, all right?
[01:57:09]  Now, for all you idiots that are turning gay because you can't get a girl, because that's probably why half of you people that are in here that are taking it up the pooper, that's probably why you're taking it up the pooper, because you can't get a chick, you know?
[01:57:21]  And the reason you can't get a chick is because the chicks you do get are the ones that either moot you off your pocketbook, emotionally drain you, or are just pieces of bitch crap.
[01:57:32]  You know, I mean, that's all there is to it.
[01:57:33]  So this is a song right here.
[01:57:35]  I mean, I want you to listen to this song.
[01:57:37]  If a chick says this, the chick that's talking, if a chick says this to you, well, then maybe you should take your no personality having ass and find a personality and try to get a decent hump out of this bimbo.
[01:57:50]  Do you understand what I'm saying?
[01:57:52]  Maybe more.
[01:57:52]  Maybe try to start.
[01:57:54]  I don't know.
[01:57:54]  I'm just saying.
[01:57:55]  I'm just saying.
[01:57:56]  So, without any further ado, let's go ahead and put on a song here for all the losers that are out there for Christ's sake that you know, you know, they're turning queer because you know they can't find a girl.
[01:58:06]  If you find a girl that says this kind of stuff, maybe you should consider it.
[01:58:10]  Go ahead and throw it on, and here throw it off.
[01:58:13]  I like that.
[01:58:18]  Listen, listen, baby.
[01:58:29]  My body rocks a rhythm.
[01:58:31]  You beat my drum hard.
[01:58:33]  I might just kick it, kick it.
[01:58:34]  You wanna lick it, tick it.
[01:58:36]  I like to stick it, stick it.
[01:58:38]  From London to LA.
[01:58:40]  Yeah, that's the ticket, ticket.
[01:58:42]  Come on and kiss it, kick it.
[01:58:44]  I like the Gucci, Gucci.
[01:58:46]  I love the dollar bill.
[01:58:48]  I love your pocket rocket.
[01:58:49]  We lift your shock and shock it.
[01:58:51]  I like the way you smile.
[01:58:53]  I might just bite your lip.
[01:58:55]  I see you talking, fucking.
[01:58:57]  Your hands are popping, something like that.
[01:59:13]  I like that.
[01:59:14]  I like your dusting mind.
[01:59:16]  Mine's on it all the time.
[01:59:18]  Oh, let me shake it, shake it.
[01:59:19]  Oh, Bola Roy to shake it.
[01:59:21]  I'm a graffiti girl.
[01:59:23]  I wanna spray it, play it.
[01:59:25]  I like to throw the bait.
[01:59:27]  You wanna throw a bait?
[01:59:29]  I'm locking up here, hopping.
[01:59:31]  You lick me up at night.
[01:59:32]  It's getting drinky, drinky.
[01:59:34]  You're getting sticky, sticky.
[01:59:36]  I like the eight fact.
[01:59:38]  It takes me way back.
[01:59:40]  I like to bite New York.
[01:59:42]  I've been through night before.
[01:59:44]  My body rocks the rhythm.
[01:59:46]  You beat my drum hard.
[01:59:48]  I like that.
[01:59:59]  love the money, money.
[02:00:01]  I'm dripping, dripping, goo.
[02:00:03]  I like you, it's so baby.
[02:00:04]  You wanna keep down, baby.
[02:00:06]  I'll buck up, fucking you.
[02:00:08]  You're just to kill me, kill me.
[02:00:10]  So if I die tonight, at least you throw me through.
[02:00:14]  My body rocks the rhythm.
[02:00:16]  You beat my drum heart.
[02:00:18]  My body rocks the river.
[02:00:19]  Rocks the rhythm, rocks the river.
[02:00:21]  My body rocks the rhythm.
[02:00:23]  You beat my drum heart.
[02:00:25]  My body rocks the river.
[02:00:27]  Rock the river.
[02:00:29]  I like that.
[02:00:33]  I like that.
[02:00:34]  Like that.
[02:00:35]  I like that.
[02:00:36]  Like that.
[02:00:37]  I like that.
[02:00:38]  Like that.
[02:00:39]  I like that.
[02:00:41]  I like that.
[02:00:42]  Like that.
[02:00:43]  I

=== Ending the Broadcast Shout-Outs (06:56) ===

[02:02:13]  You're listening to Ghost on True Capitalist Radio.
[02:02:16]  True Capitalist Radio.
[02:02:21]  Hey, what's up, baby?
[02:02:22]  We're back.
[02:02:23]  And thank you for tuning in with me, like I said, for another edition of True Capitalist Radio.
[02:02:30]  We are in the third and final hour, folks.
[02:02:32]  The third and final hour of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
[02:02:37]  And, of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost, folks.
[02:02:42]  And once again, I hope you like that song.
[02:02:43]  What the hell's the name of that song you did for Christ's sake?
[02:02:45]  I don't even know the hell.
[02:02:46]  I know it's I like that.
[02:02:48]  I know that, but it's by some fruit bowl.
[02:02:51]  Richard Vision and Static Revolver featuring, you know, Lusania.
[02:02:58]  You know, that's the name of the song.
[02:02:59]  I like that.
[02:03:02]  So anyway, if you just wanted to know, anyway, third and final hour, folks, thank you for tuning in with me to another edition.
[02:03:09]  Before we get into anything further, I'd like for everybody to please retweet the broadcast, all right?
[02:03:15]  Retweet the broadcast, spread it around like wildfire, and let everybody know that we're in affected in the house, folks.
[02:03:22]  We got all kinds of little buttons underneath the player there.
[02:03:25]  We got a little retweet this button, Facebook like button.
[02:03:29]  We got a share this button, email that.
[02:03:32]  Use and abuse those buttons, for Christ's sake.
[02:03:34]  It's just a freaking click, baby.
[02:03:36]  It's just a freaking click.
[02:03:38]  So go out there and let everybody know.
[02:03:39]  All right?
[02:03:40]  Let everybody know what it's about.
[02:03:42]  And moreover, folks, please, you know, follow me on Twitter.
[02:03:46]  All right?
[02:03:46]  The Twitter name to follow is Ghost Politics.
[02:03:49]  All one word, no underscores.
[02:03:51]  All right?
[02:03:52]  Ghost Politics, baby.
[02:03:53]  All right?
[02:03:54]  Don't be a Milky Licker.
[02:03:55]  Give me a follow.
[02:03:56]  Let me know what's going on.
[02:03:56]  Tweet me up sometime, man.
[02:03:58]  Let me know what's going on.
[02:03:59]  Moreover, I am going to give shout-outs to anybody who is retweeting the first tweet of my Twitter account.
[02:04:06]  Do we have any retweets there, Engineer?
[02:04:08]  Yes, we've heard you're going to fall on it.
[02:04:12]  So we got a couple of retweets.
[02:04:13]  We're going to go ahead and read them right now.
[02:04:17]  See if anybody out there is retweeting the program.
[02:04:20]  Let's see who we got here.
[02:04:21]  We got Mohe3439.
[02:04:24]  What's going on?
[02:04:24]  We got Deke Cruncher.
[02:04:27]  Shove it up, your ass, you fruit ball.
[02:04:31]  We got Doggy Fizzle.
[02:04:32]  What's going on, Doggy Fizzle?
[02:04:34]  We've got Dick C. Normas.
[02:04:38]  Okay.
[02:04:38]  We got IQ Seven Colors.
[02:04:40]  Oh, you sick son of a bitch.
[02:04:43]  Dash is my wife.
[02:04:44]  Are you kidding me?
[02:04:46]  Ghost for Surya.
[02:04:48]  Okay.
[02:04:49]  Who else we got?
[02:04:50]  We got Simeon Chew.
[02:04:53]  Screw you, you racist prick.
[02:04:55]  All right?
[02:04:55]  I mean, I can't believe that you idiots, all right?
[02:04:58]  You idiots call me the racist, and you're the racist.
[02:05:03]  You're the assholes of the racists, all right?
[02:05:07]  Anyway, who else we got?
[02:05:08]  We got the young Turk in the house.
[02:05:11]  We got Spidey Me's.
[02:05:13]  We got I Love CP.
[02:05:15]  Oh, you stupid son of a bitch.
[02:05:18]  Screw you.
[02:05:19]  Screw you, idiots.
[02:05:23]  You asshole, man.
[02:05:24]  You know what?
[02:05:25]  I shouldn't even be doing this.
[02:05:26]  You know what?
[02:05:27]  I shouldn't even be on the air for Christ's sake.
[02:05:29]  You know what I mean?
[02:05:31]  I shouldn't even be doing it.
[02:05:32]  I'm going to end the show.
[02:05:33]  That's what I should be doing.
[02:05:34]  I should end the show now.
[02:05:35]  No shout-outs.
[02:05:36]  No radiography.
[02:05:38]  And say, screw you all.
[02:05:39]  That's what I should be doing.
[02:05:41]  I should be saying, screw you, idiots, for Christ's sake.
[02:05:44]  You understand?
[02:05:45]  That's what I should be doing because I can't believe this crap.
[02:05:48]  I mean, look at this ungrateful loser idiot.
[02:05:50]  I mean, look at him in the chat room.
[02:05:52]  Look at them!
[02:05:54]  Look at them!
[02:05:57]  Can't believe these idiots, for Christ's sake, it makes me sick!
[02:06:00]  You know, I'm giving you props, you know what I'm saying?
[02:06:02]  I'm giving you props by giving you shout-outs on the goddamn Twitter, on the goddamn stupid list here.
[02:06:08]  And this is how you repay me, for Christ's sake.
[02:06:12]  I do this goddamn show every Monday through Friday, 4 to 7 p.m. Central Standard U.S. Time, and this is what I get for it.
[02:06:20]  This is the kind of things that I get for Christ's sake.
[02:06:24]  And let's make sure.
[02:06:38]  It makes me sick!
[02:06:41]  I mean, look at these people!
[02:06:43]  I mean, do you sacks of shit have a soul?
[02:06:52]  I mean, do you have a goddamn soul?
[02:06:58]  Oh, Jesus Christ!
[02:07:01]  Give me a friend!
[02:07:04]  Oh, geez.
[02:07:05]  Oh, my God.
[02:07:08]  Give me a drink.
[02:07:08]  Give me a goddamn drink for Christ's sake.
[02:07:10]  I'm not gonna.
[02:07:11]  I'm not gonna sit here.
[02:07:13]  I should end this broadcast now.
[02:07:14]  Give me a goddamn.
[02:07:15]  Give me a drink.
[02:07:22]  God.
[02:07:25]  You have no soul for Christ's sake, man.
[02:07:29]  I mean, I'm a capitalist!
[02:07:34]  I'm a capitalist, and I deserve the respect according to the goddamn title.
[02:07:51]  Goddamn Catholic, that's great, thank God.
[02:08:05]  for us to come here every goddamn day Every Thursday I come here.
[02:08:11]  And this is what I get, man.
[02:08:12]  This is the kind of crap I get for Christ's sake.
[02:08:14]  I mean, look at these people.
[02:08:17]  Look at these people.
[02:08:20]  I mean, I'm jaded for Christ's sake, man.
[02:08:23]  I mean, I'm depressed.
[02:08:26]  I can't believe that this is the kind of crap that I'm going to take for Christ's sake.
[02:08:33]  Oh, Jesus Christ, give me my goddamn drink.
[02:08:36]  I'm sick of this.
[02:08:36]  I should end the goddamn show, man.
[02:08:38]  Give me a drink.
[02:08:41]  Give me a goddamn drink.
[02:08:44]  Jesus Christ.
[02:08:51]  Jesus Christ.
[02:08:53]  You know what?
[02:08:54]  Just for that, you sorry sacks of crap.
[02:08:56]  You know what?
[02:08:56]  That's it.
[02:08:57]  You know what?
[02:08:58]  Let's throw another song on.
[02:08:59]  I don't feel like doing it.
[02:09:00]  I don't feel like talking right now, alright?
[02:09:02]  Put another fruity ass song for these idiots, alright?
[02:09:05]  Put another fruity-ass song, engineer.
[02:09:07]  I have one thing to say.

=== Illuminati Secrets and Depression (04:42) ===

[02:09:09]  You put it on!
[02:09:12]  Oh, there you go.
[02:09:13]  Here, put it up a little louder.
[02:09:15]  There you go.
[02:09:17]  Now, that's something for you, fruit bowl bastards, huh?
[02:09:20]  There you go, huh?
[02:09:23]  That's what you want, you fruit bowlers, you pussified fruit bowls, huh?
[02:09:27]  Yeah, you know, huh?
[02:09:28]  You got a little gay club going on?
[02:09:30]  Huh?
[02:09:30]  You all freaking off now?
[02:09:32]  On the dance floor work!
[02:09:34]  Huh?
[02:09:35]  You like that crap?
[02:09:36]  Huh?
[02:09:36]  You like that crap?
[02:09:37]  I bet you like that crap.
[02:09:39]  I bet you do.
[02:09:43]  Now turn to the right.
[02:09:44]  Now you like that, huh?
[02:09:46]  Huh?
[02:09:46]  Shantae!
[02:09:47]  Shantae!
[02:09:48]  How do you like that crap?
[02:09:50]  Don't you, you fruit bowls?
[02:09:51]  Look at you!
[02:09:51]  You want it!
[02:09:52]  You want it?
[02:09:53]  You wanted this crap!
[02:09:54]  You're wanna listen to it for a little bit, dear engineer.
[02:09:57]  No matter what you wear, no matter what you wear, you're not yourself off here.
[02:10:04]  Oh, yeah.
[02:10:04]  And it don't matter what you do.
[02:10:08]  Don't everything look good on you.
[02:10:15]  Working class.
[02:10:16]  What the world through your face on the runway work for the fucking lot of working class.
[02:10:24]  How the world went your lips.
[02:10:26]  And take another look to the camera work.
[02:10:39]  Illuminati, a secret society doing this.
[02:10:43]  Illuminati T I Luminuti, a secret society doing this.
[02:10:50]  You're home, I'm nothing.
[02:11:54]  hands day and hands and hands and hands and hands Illuminuti, a secret society doing this.
[02:12:07]  Illuminati T T.

=== Jon Stewart as False Propagandist (14:31) ===

[02:13:51]  You're listening to Ghost on TRUE Capitalist Radio.
[02:13:55]  True Capitalist Radio.
[02:13:59]  All right.
[02:14:00]  All right.
[02:14:00]  I've had about enough.
[02:14:02]  I was just, you know, kind of chilling, looking at all these idiots in the chat room talking malarkey, talking garbage for Christ's sake.
[02:14:09]  And, you know, I just, you know, I don't even know why I do this show, man.
[02:14:14]  I really don't.
[02:14:15]  You know, I'm sitting over here, you know, trying to provide commentary that'll spark synapses in the brains of people that are listening to the sound of this broadcast.
[02:14:25]  And unfortunately, all it has done is it inspires a bunch of stupid, dim-witted nimrods that are out here just trying to, hey, like you went with me.
[02:14:37]  Shut up.
[02:14:40]  Anyway, let me move on with the program.
[02:14:41]  Let me end it really fast because I don't even want to do this show anymore.
[02:14:45]  I don't want to do this show today.
[02:14:46]  You know what I mean?
[02:14:47]  I'm going to end it early.
[02:14:47]  That's all there is to it.
[02:14:49]  I want to talk about Jon Stewart.
[02:14:51]  You know, this stupid, dumb idiot has been shoved down our throats so long.
[02:14:56]  Now he's claiming that a little interview that he had with Fox News in the morning with Chris Wallace, he's claiming that he was unfairly edited during this interview, for Christ's sake.
[02:15:08]  Are you kidding me?
[02:15:10]  I mean, you know what's really sad is that people are actually listening to this stupid two-bit failed comedian loser as a source for some kind of political commentary, for Christ's sake.
[02:15:22]  Can you believe this crap?
[02:15:24]  I mean, it's disgusting.
[02:15:25]  Jon Stewart, for Christ's sake, I mean, let's take a step back, all right?
[02:15:29]  I mean, Jon Stewart, they've been trying to shove his ass down our throats ever since the late 80s.
[02:15:37]  Ever since the late 80s, you know, they tried to throw so many shows, you know, at this idiot.
[02:15:42]  Y'all remember that?
[02:15:43]  Y'all remember, yeah, we got the Jon Stewart show.
[02:15:46]  We got, you know, I mean, they tried to shove him down our throats, for Christ's sake, and nobody wanted him, man.
[02:15:52]  You know what I'm saying?
[02:15:53]  Nobody wanted him.
[02:15:55]  But then Craig Kilbourne, which was the guy who was the original, you know, host of the Today Show, Craig Kilbourne, he thought that his schlonghead was bigger than it actually was, and he thought that he could make the jump from that stupid little Comedy Central, you know, Craig Kilbourne Today Show, whatever, that stupid, dumb show that Stewart has now.
[02:16:16]  He went from that to going to the 12 o'clock spot on CBS thinking he could become the next David Letterman.
[02:16:23]  And then when they realized that Craig Kilbourne didn't really have a personality, you know, they asked him, but who do they give Craig Kilbourne's, you know, dumbass little, what is it, daily show, whatever the hell it is called.
[02:16:34]  I mean, well, who do they give it to?
[02:16:35]  Dumbass, imbecilic Jon Stewart.
[02:16:39]  Some uneducated, you know, doesn't know shit from Shinola when it comes to politics.
[02:16:44]  And the only reason that he comes up with a little quirky little liberal tidbits is because he's got a team of about 20 writers who research and write these stupid little pathetic jokes for him.
[02:16:56]  All right?
[02:16:57]  This guy is an uneducated jerk dick.
[02:17:00]  That's why he was pissed off at Fox News for re-editing himself because he finally saw himself for the real light that he was, some neurotic jerk.
[02:17:08]  And, you know, Fox News put it as it was.
[02:17:10]  I mean, you know, there's nothing that he didn't do that wasn't there.
[02:17:14]  So if he looked like a complete neurotic asshole, it's because he is.
[02:17:18]  All right?
[02:17:19]  It's because he is.
[02:17:20]  So I'm sick and tired of hearing Jon Stewart's name.
[02:17:22]  I'm sick and tired of seeing Jon Stewart as some kind of a goddamn political figure.
[02:17:26]  He's a loser.
[02:17:28]  And let me tell you something.
[02:17:29]  If I saw him in, if I happen to ever go to that pissing ground called Los Angeles or New York, wherever the hell he's at, wherever the hell he's at, all right?
[02:17:37]  If I saw this guy at a bar, I would go to jail.
[02:17:40]  I kid you not, I would go to jail giving this idiot a bitch slap.
[02:17:44]  You know, are you kidding me?
[02:17:45]  I'd give him a bitch slap right in front of everybody, and if they took me to jail, I'd be proud of it, man.
[02:17:50]  I'd be in the jail saying, yeah, I've bitch-slapped that pussywhip bastard, Jon Stewart.
[02:17:55]  I bitch slapped him for being such a fake, false propagandist.
[02:18:00]  That's why I gave him a bitch slap.
[02:18:03]  All right?
[02:18:03]  That's why I give him a nice bitch slap because he's a false propagandist that doesn't even know the shit that he's told to speak.
[02:18:11]  He's a complete and utter imbecile, for Christ's sake.
[02:18:14]  So, you know, if anybody happens to know where Jon Stewart hangs out, let me know.
[02:18:19]  I may just take a trip down there this summer and do a bitch slap on this fool just so I can get some goddamn media coverage on this show of mine over here and get millions upon millions of listeners instead of tens of thousands of listeners.
[02:18:32]  You understand what I'm saying?
[02:18:33]  Better yet, all you hacksaurs out there, all you hacksaurs, you know, if you happen to come across Jon Stewart's phone number, all right, that would be even better.
[02:18:44]  Are you kidding me?
[02:18:45]  Oh, my God.
[02:18:46]  If somebody could come up with Jon Stewart's phone number, I'd be more than happy to call that sorry sack of crap and just school him right here on the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
[02:18:57]  I kid you not.
[02:18:58]  I kid you not, baby.
[02:19:01]  Anyway, 64665-2486.
[02:19:04]  Now, let me move on so we can move on to other subject matters.
[02:19:06]  Fuck Jon Stewart, all right?
[02:19:08]  Fuck you, Jon Stewart.
[02:19:10]  Excuse my French.
[02:19:12]  Anyway, we've got Roger Ebert.
[02:19:15]  For all you folks that don't know who Roger Ebert is, he used to be the sidekick to Siskel and Ebert.
[02:19:21]  He was a fat bastard that used to sit on his fat ass and look at movies and, you know, kind of talk about them like we were supposed to care about his stupid, dumbass criticism of a stupid movie.
[02:19:31]  But anyway, he no longer criticizes movies anymore because he lost his jaw to cancer.
[02:19:38]  Yeah, so he can't even talk anymore, this, you know, Roger Ebert.
[02:19:41]  You know, he's missing his jaw.
[02:19:44]  You know what I mean?
[02:19:47]  He's missing his freaking jaw.
[02:19:49]  But that didn't stop him this past couple of days, I think it was yesterday, from him tweeting about the death of Ryan Dunn that, you know, don't let jackasses drive drunk, you know, something of that nature.
[02:20:05]  Don't let jackasses drive drunk.
[02:20:07]  And now everybody and their brother is talking garbage towards Roger Ebert.
[02:20:13]  Even the dumbass Perez Hilton, that fruit bull.
[02:20:18]  Even he said, you know, come on, Ebert, you know what I'm saying?
[02:20:21]  I mean, we weren't talking about, you know, your slack lack of jaw when you came out of the damn cancer emergency room, you know, coming out with your goddamn esophagus exposed.
[02:20:31]  You know what I'm saying?
[02:20:32]  I mean, we weren't clowning you, you know, when you were out there looking like a 24-hour day half-smile when you're out there in front of the American public on Oprah, for Christ's sake.
[02:20:41]  You know, we weren't laughing at you when you were typing in your thoughts like Stephen Hawking on a goddamn paraplegic wheelchair.
[02:20:51]  You understand?
[02:20:51]  We weren't doing that to you there, Roger Ebert.
[02:20:53]  So what the hell makes you think that you have car blanche to go out and make an assumption about a death of somebody that you had nothing to do with, you didn't even know this man.
[02:21:03]  You didn't even know this man, and you're going to sit over here, I'm not going to let jackasses drive drunk.
[02:21:11]  You stupid, silly bastard.
[02:21:13]  You know what I'm saying?
[02:21:14]  I mean, it makes me sick.
[02:21:15]  It really makes me sick.
[02:21:17]  If anybody's got a Twitter account, anybody know Roger Ebert's Twitter name?
[02:21:21]  You tell him Ghost said to shove it up his fat, jawless ass.
[02:21:25]  All right?
[02:21:26]  You tell him I said to shove it up his fat, jawless ass for Christ's sake, you stupid sack of crap.
[02:21:33]  I mean, that's all there is to it.
[02:21:34]  All right, Roger Ebert, you fat-bloated piece of jungle fever having crap.
[02:21:39]  You're an idiot.
[02:21:40]  You're an idiot.
[02:21:44]  Yeah, jungle fever.
[02:21:45]  He's got a black wife, believe it or not.
[02:21:47]  He's got a black wife.
[02:21:49]  All right?
[02:21:51]  So, not that there's anything wrong with that, but just saying.
[02:21:55]  Anyway, I want to talk a little bit about Eminem now.
[02:21:59]  Oh, yeah, Eminem.
[02:22:00]  Yeah, Jesus Christ.
[02:22:01]  You call me a racist.
[02:22:03]  I mean, I'm surprised that the urban community, the black community, has allowed Eminem to stay alive this long.
[02:22:11]  I mean, are you kidding?
[02:22:13]  I mean, are you kidding me, for Christ's sake?
[02:22:15]  I mean, you couldn't get any more of a racist stereotype and a mockery to black strife than this idiot, Eminem, for Christ's sake.
[02:22:25]  I mean, you know, I mean, come on.
[02:22:26]  I mean, if I was black and I saw this idiot hopping around a stage, he's got a hamster hanging out his asshole, claiming that he was from the hood, claiming that he was doing this, doing that, while at the same time, bitch crying over a stupid whore girlfriend that got gangbanged by the insane homo clowns.
[02:22:45]  I mean, are you kidding me?
[02:22:47]  I mean, we're supposed to, you know, put this guy on some kind of a goddamn big pedestal as being a legitimate gangsta when this guy's bitching and moaning about his stupid loose loosey whore bag that got gangbanged by, you know, the insane homo clowns, for Christ's sake.
[02:23:04]  I can't believe this.
[02:23:06]  Anyway, the reason I'm bringing up Eminem, because you know Eminem, he doesn't like to talk about real gangsters, you know.
[02:23:12]  He doesn't like to talk about any of the real gangsters that are out there rapping on the scene out there.
[02:23:16]  No, no, no, he doesn't like to talk about them.
[02:23:18]  No, he likes to talk about people like Moby.
[02:23:22]  Oh, remember that, huh?
[02:23:23]  You remember when Eminem went up to Moby at the MTV Music Awards or something?
[02:23:29]  I mean, if you all know who Moby is, I mean, you need to look up a picture of this guy.
[02:23:34]  This guy is about maybe 5'7, maybe a buck 10 in weight for Christ.
[02:23:40]  I mean, this guy's skinny as hell.
[02:23:42]  I mean, definitely a Femi, fruity bastard, right?
[02:23:46]  So, of course, Eminem's going to go up to him and be like, yeah, what's up, man?
[02:23:50]  What up, man?
[02:23:50]  You're talking garbage, man.
[02:23:51]  Yeah, yeah, yeah, Eminem, baby.
[02:23:53]  I mean, why doesn't he go up to somebody like Suge Knight and talk that crap, huh?
[02:23:59]  I mean, why doesn't he go up to Suge Knight?
[02:24:01]  Why doesn't he go up to Ice Cube?
[02:24:02]  You know what I mean?
[02:24:03]  Old Eminem over here.
[02:24:04]  You know what?
[02:24:05]  Why doesn't he go?
[02:24:06]  And he goes after the chicks, too.
[02:24:08]  He talks garbage about the chicks like Christina Aguilera and Britney Spears.
[02:24:14]  He doesn't go after like real gangster rappers that'll take a pop shot at him.
[02:24:18]  Well, anyway, he decided to take a pop shot at Lady Gaga.
[02:24:24]  That's right.
[02:24:25]  This guy actually tried to take a goddamn pop shot at Lady Gaga.
[02:24:29]  Now Lady Gaga is all defensive because he called her the hermerphidite penis bimbo.
[02:24:34]  That she was.
[02:24:35]  And now Eminem's, you know, kind of saying, yeah, yeah, baby, she's a hermerphidite, baby.
[02:24:40]  Yeah.
[02:24:41]  I mean, can somebody from the goddamn hip-hop community that's a real gangster shoot this idiot already?
[02:24:46]  I mean, seriously.
[02:24:48]  I mean, can somebody bust a cap at this asshole already, for Christ's sake?
[02:24:52]  I mean, you know, I mean, where's the guys that shot Tupac when you need them?
[02:24:55]  You know what I'm saying?
[02:24:56]  Where's the idiots that shot Biggie Smalls when you need them?
[02:25:00]  You know what I mean?
[02:25:00]  Where are the people that shot these guys?
[02:25:03]  Where are these guys?
[02:25:04]  Where are these guys at, man?
[02:25:06]  I mean, step your game up and step your chain up for Christ's sake.
[02:25:11]  Jesus Christ.
[02:25:14]  I'm sick and tired of these studio-ass gangsters, man.
[02:25:16]  Take a pop shot at this idiot.
[02:25:20]  And speaking of idiots, you know, Tracy Morgan, ah, Jesus Christ.
[02:25:24]  I mean, you know, I'll admit, okay, I'll admit, black comedy at one point in time used to be kind of funny.
[02:25:30]  All right?
[02:25:30]  It used to be funny.
[02:25:32]  You know, remember, remember Def Comedy Jam back in the early 90s?
[02:25:36]  That was some pretty funny stuff.
[02:25:38]  Now it's just completely ridiculous.
[02:25:40]  All right?
[02:25:40]  It's stupid.
[02:25:41]  It's stupid now.
[02:25:43]  All right?
[02:25:44]  And now you've got this Tracy Morgan, you know, who acts like a, you know, 40-year-old man-child, and because they don't have their token black guy on the, you know, national broadcasting television, they throw this stupid moron in her faces as if this is the best that black community has to offer when it comes to comedy.
[02:26:04]  You understand?
[02:26:05]  I mean, are you kidding me?
[02:26:07]  Tracy freaking Morgan, Tracy Morgan, for Christ's sake.
[02:26:11]  I mean, good God, man, I could fart something funnier than this guy.
[02:26:14]  Look, I'm going to fart something funnier right now.
[02:26:15]  Come here.
[02:26:16]  I'm going to fart something funnier than Tracy Morgan for Tracy.
[02:26:27]  That's funnier than all Tracy Morgan's entire bits, for Christ's sake.
[02:26:33]  Jesus Christ.
[02:26:36]  Anyway, folks, I've had about enough.
[02:26:38]  I don't want to talk about any of this stuff anymore.
[02:26:41]  Let me take a couple of more callers and then we're going to go to radio graffiti, okay?
[02:26:44]  I know that's what you ass clowns are waiting for anyway.
[02:26:48]  Jesus Christ, sorry, sexy shit.
[02:26:50]  Let me go ahead and take a call.
[02:26:52]  Apparently, we got Leon Panetta on the horn here.
[02:26:55]  He's the ex-CIA director.
[02:26:57]  Now is going to be the, I believe he's going to be the Secretary of Defense now that Robert Gates is stepping down.
[02:27:03]  Leon Panetta, are you there, sir?
[02:27:06]  Go see, baby, looking good.
[02:27:08]  How you doing, buddy?
[02:27:11]  I'm not doing too well, but yeah, go ahead.
[02:27:12]  Oh, I got good news.
[02:27:13]  I got good news, baby.
[02:27:15]  It's Leon here.
[02:27:16]  Great news, baby.
[02:27:17]  100.
[02:27:17]  That's the number.
[02:27:18]  100.
[02:27:19]  The vote just went past, just past the Senate.
[02:27:22]  100.
[02:27:23]  Unanimous, baby.
[02:27:24]  100%.
[02:27:25]  That's right.
[02:27:26]  I'm in.
[02:27:27]  I'm in charge of the tanks now.
[02:27:29]  Oh, great.
[02:27:30]  That's exactly what we need.
[02:27:31]  I mean, weren't you the same person that didn't know whether or not the situation in Egypt was dire or not?
[02:27:38]  Remember, they were questioning you?
[02:27:41]  Oh, it was just bad intel, baby.
[02:27:43]  Bad intel.
[02:27:44]  Forget about it.
[02:27:44]  I got Osama, baby.
[02:27:46]  Ah, mmm, baby.
[02:27:48]  They replaced me.
[02:27:49]  Ah, mm, Osama.
[02:27:51]  That was me, honey.
[02:27:52]  Come on.
[02:27:52]  Ghost.
[02:27:53]  Oh, so you're trying to take credit for the Osama hit?
[02:27:56]  Is that what you're trying to take credit for?
[02:27:57]  Yeah.
[02:27:57]  Come on, baby.
[02:27:58]  We know who was on.
[02:27:59]  Who was calling shots?
[02:28:00]  Who do you think was doing it, baby?
[02:28:02]  Hey, I don't want to talk about that.
[02:28:03]  That's all news.
[02:28:04]  I got news for you, baby.
[02:28:06]  I'm going out.
[02:28:07]  I'm outgoing here at the CIA.
[02:28:09]  So it's my last week here.
[02:28:11]  I got to clean up some loose ends here.
[02:28:13]  And I was looking at your file here.
[02:28:16]  My file.
[02:28:17]  Hold on, hold on.
[02:28:18]  My file.
[02:28:18]  What are you talking about?
[02:28:19]  My file?
[02:28:20]  I got a file out there at the CIA.

=== Radio Graffiti and Canadian Bacon (15:53) ===

[02:28:23]  Well, about the Internet Buttsuckers.
[02:28:25]  We weren't communique about the Internet buttsuckers.
[02:28:27]  You having some problems?
[02:28:28]  You have some infestation.
[02:28:29]  Apparently, it's still going on, right?
[02:28:31]  Yeah, obviously, yeah.
[02:28:33]  Well, I'm going to unfortunately, after this week, it's out of my hands.
[02:28:37]  I'm turning it over to my friend Petraeus, and he's going to be taking it over.
[02:28:43]  But I wanted to give you a couple of updates on the Internet buttsuckers.
[02:28:47]  The one guy, the one guy from with the, he's got the Irish, the Irish thing going on.
[02:28:52]  You know what I'm talking about?
[02:28:53]  Yeah, I think you're talking about it.
[02:28:55]  Okay, we got his docs.
[02:28:56]  His docs are coming your way.
[02:28:58]  My assistant, Liz, is going to send that to you.
[02:29:01]  She's going to shoot to you in an email.
[02:29:03]  All right?
[02:29:04]  Who else we sent?
[02:29:05]  Oh, Spermy the Cat?
[02:29:06]  Ah, your days are nothing, Spermy.
[02:29:08]  You're just going to be another squeegee.
[02:29:11]  Your sperm is going to be squeegeed off the internet like nothing.
[02:29:16]  All right?
[02:29:17]  Oh, man.
[02:29:18]  So you got dox on Spermy the Cat, huh?
[02:29:20]  Oh, baby.
[02:29:21]  Baby, I didn't even realize.
[02:29:23]  Have we not talked?
[02:29:24]  Have we not talked ghosts?
[02:29:25]  Ghosts, what do you got in your chat room right now?
[02:29:27]  Are you kidding me?
[02:29:28]  I got this file is like I don't even have a binder clip big enough for it.
[02:29:33]  Wow.
[02:29:34]  Say, you're doc.
[02:29:35]  You mean to tell me that you probably doxed half of the idiots that are out here that are attempting to provide spam and agitate the show, that sort of thing.
[02:29:44]  Oh, babe.
[02:29:45]  Hey, and check this out.
[02:29:46]  Now, starting next week, my man Petraeus, who's got a military background, this is going to be, it's going to get really chaotic starting next week, though.
[02:29:54]  So they're going to get.
[02:29:55]  You think it's bad under me?
[02:29:56]  I've been playing.
[02:29:57]  I've been playing good copia with these kids, all right?
[02:30:00]  It's going to get ugly.
[02:30:01]  All right, starting next week.
[02:30:02]  They're going to go military on these on these banana.
[02:30:04]  They're going to go bananas on these kids.
[02:30:06]  Let's just leave it at that, all right?
[02:30:08]  But I'm going to drop off here.
[02:30:11]  I'm going to look for General Petraeus who'll be checking in with you in the future.
[02:30:16]  Well, you know, I hope that he does check in with me in the future and forward me those docs for Spermi the Cat.
[02:30:23]  You know what I'm saying?
[02:30:24]  And we'd be more than happy to post them on the Capitalist Army website.
[02:30:29]  You know what I mean?
[02:30:29]  www.capitalistarmy.com.
[02:30:33]  And anyway, thank you, you know, Panetta.
[02:30:36]  Thanks for calling up, even though you did a sucky ass job as the head of CIA.
[02:30:41]  But, you know, hopefully, you know, you won't completely tank the country as the Secretary of Defense.
[02:30:47]  All right?
[02:30:48]  Anyway, folks, it's about that time, folks.
[02:30:50]  You know what time it is.
[02:30:52]  You know what time it is.
[02:30:54]  It's Radio Graffiti, baby.
[02:30:59]  That's right, folks.
[02:31:00]  And for all you folks that are kind of unfamiliar with what Radio Graffiti is, it is where I start calling on people that call me.
[02:31:09]  And of course, the number to call is 646-652-4869.
[02:31:14]  I give people three to four seconds to say whatever it is that they want to say.
[02:31:19]  It doesn't matter what it is, all right?
[02:31:22]  Three to four seconds.
[02:31:23]  You know, it's called radio graffiti.
[02:31:24]  That's why we're calling it radio graffiti, for Christ's sake.
[02:31:27]  All right?
[02:31:28]  And we're going to start that right now.
[02:31:32]  All right, folks.
[02:31:33]  Now, before I start taking radio graffiti, you idiots better have something on the table.
[02:31:38]  I'm sick and tired of you losers out here providing no type of lulls whatsoever.
[02:31:43]  You sputter out sentence fragments.
[02:31:45]  You sound fruity.
[02:31:46]  I mean, you fruit up the goddamn broadcast so much it smells like butt crack in here.
[02:31:52]  It smells like bacon bit written butt crack in this son of a bitch.
[02:31:57]  Jesus Christ.
[02:32:00]  Anyway, let me go ahead and take some callers here.
[02:32:04]  It's radio graffiti.
[02:32:05]  Once your number or name is called, you've got three to four seconds.
[02:32:09]  All right?
[02:32:10]  Three to four seconds to say whatever it is that you want to say.
[02:32:15]  And then you're going to get clicked off, and you can always call back again if you want your goddamn call to be heard.
[02:32:20]  All right?
[02:32:21]  All right.
[02:32:22]  Let's take it.
[02:32:23]  Let's take it from the top.
[02:32:24]  Swimsuit models, radio graffiti.
[02:32:27]  And playing with my Peter Bubba.
[02:32:31]  That's great.
[02:32:31]  Liquid Shadow, Radio Graffiti.
[02:32:38]  Okay.
[02:32:39]  Acid Skittles, Radio Graffiti.
[02:32:42]  Why are you hide your racism behind a melting pot of friendship?
[02:32:46]  Why don't you grow some nuts?
[02:32:48]  Sin buses, radio graffiti.
[02:32:50]  Hey, it's your boy Watkins, and I love your show.
[02:32:54]  Hey, thanks a lot, Humpty.
[02:32:56]  Nozark, radio graffiti.
[02:32:58]  Good, sure.
[02:32:59]  I just want to say Little Sex, definitely not in ethics, nothing intelligent telecommon ethics, to be honest with you.
[02:33:04]  Oh, man, there's some news.
[02:33:06]  Mohe, well, no, you already clicked off.
[02:33:09]  718, radio graffiti.
[02:33:12]  Hello?
[02:33:13]  Yeah.
[02:33:13]  You mad?
[02:33:14]  You mad, bro?
[02:33:15]  Your mom's mad.
[02:33:16]  Little Nero, radio graffiti.
[02:33:19]  My throats are doing Ironman numbers, and I don't care anymore.
[02:33:24]  Okay.
[02:33:25]  Sejananus, Radio Graffiti.
[02:33:28]  I'm Mark Gehard, and you are a racist.
[02:33:31]  Thank you.
[02:33:33]  Shove it up, your ass.
[02:33:34]  I'm no goddamn racist, all right?
[02:33:35]  Stop saying that crap.
[02:33:38]  512, radio graffiti.
[02:33:43]  Okay, we got great big mongoose, radio graffiti.
[02:33:48]  Were you born ignorant, or did you have to work on it?
[02:33:52]  No, you're an ignorant bastard.
[02:33:53]  551, radio graffiti.
[02:34:00]  You stupid idiot.
[02:34:02]  We got Ray Hahn, Radio Graffiti.
[02:34:04]  Hello, big boy.
[02:34:06]  It's me again, your favorite Mexican.
[02:34:08]  Hey, man.
[02:34:09]  Jesus Christ, this stupid, dumb idiot immigrant over here.
[02:34:13]  This Arab immigrant that's obviously living in Europe, all right?
[02:34:17]  We knew it.
[02:34:18]  We could hear the damn Arab twang in your voice.
[02:34:21]  609, Radio Graffiti.
[02:34:27]  Shove it up, your ass.
[02:34:28]  Poco Kitty.
[02:34:29]  All right, Poco Kitty, Radio Graffiti.
[02:34:31]  You're racist.
[02:34:34]  I'm not a goddamn racist.
[02:34:35]  Can you shut up?
[02:34:37]  Goddamn, shut up.
[02:34:38]  Shut up.
[02:34:39]  Get all that racist talk and shove it up your ass.
[02:34:42]  I'm not a racist, all right?
[02:34:44]  I'm a melting pot of friendship.
[02:34:46]  Get that through your goddamn head.
[02:34:50]  Radio Graffiti.
[02:34:52]  This is for Christ's sake.
[02:34:59]  What do we mean?
[02:34:59]  The Bahamas?
[02:35:01]  Marston O'Neill, Radio Graffiti.
[02:35:12]  Who else we got?
[02:35:13]  We got 617, Radio Graffiti.
[02:35:17]  Osama bin Laden.
[02:35:18]  Rest in peace, 2011, baby.
[02:35:20]  Oh, you sick son of a get that ass!
[02:35:22]  Get him off!
[02:35:23]  Get that sick son of a bitch off of here for Christ's sake!
[02:35:27]  Jesus Christ, if Leon Panetta's listening to that, get that ass clown.
[02:35:31]  We got Hank D. Very's what's going on.
[02:35:34]  Wait, this holistic.
[02:35:37]  We can't understand you because you're a cheap 486SX computer.
[02:35:41]  502, Radio Graffiti.
[02:35:43]  What's up?
[02:35:44]  10 seconds flat, man.
[02:35:45]  10 seconds flat.
[02:35:47]  That's all.
[02:35:48]  Are you actually saying that with that fruity ass voice for Christ's sake?
[02:35:52]  Ne fan.
[02:35:54]  Especially, Sante.
[02:35:56]  Sante.
[02:35:57]  Give me a break.
[02:35:58]  Exara Hawks, the piano man, radio graffiti.
[02:36:02]  Putty, putty.
[02:36:04]  Putty, buddy, buddy, buddy, buddy.
[02:36:09]  Now, Jesus Christ, I can't believe it.
[02:36:11]  You putty.
[02:36:12]  You know, I actually thought that you had some talent there, Exara Hawks.
[02:36:15]  Ain't that putty?
[02:36:22]  Jesus Christ.
[02:36:23]  What else we got?
[02:36:24]  Josh Dyer, radio graffiti.
[02:36:26]  What's about Alex Jones, you racist?
[02:36:30]  Shove it up your ass.
[02:36:31]  774, radio graffiti.
[02:36:35]  I'm an alcoholic.
[02:36:38]  You stupid sack of crap.
[02:36:40]  Bass player, radio graffiti.
[02:36:46]  You're just sitting there playing with your pecker shaft.
[02:36:48]  I mean, come on.
[02:36:50]  Ari Bedford, radio graffiti.
[02:36:55]  Jesus Christ.
[02:36:57]  Three of the things.
[02:37:05]  Get off!
[02:37:05]  Get off my goddamn broadcast engineer!
[02:37:08]  Give me a goddamn break.
[02:37:09]  That's the last thing that we want to hear is the damn Canadian bacon national anthem, for Christ's sake.
[02:37:16]  I'm sick and tired of you people from Canadia.
[02:37:19]  You people from Canadia call me up every goddamn day of my life, and I've been telling you people from Canadia that you people are a pimple on the ass of America.
[02:37:28]  You're a pimple on the ass of America.
[02:37:31]  You sit over there in your dumbass ice hole talking all this garbage while you're humping a dead moose, you know, talking garbage about other countries knowing that no one will invade your country because you're a pimple on the ass in America.
[02:37:42]  I mean, give me a goddamn break, you people from Canadia, man.
[02:37:46]  You make me sick.
[02:37:49]  Jesus Christ.
[02:37:52]  Anyway, got these assholes from Canadia over here.
[02:37:55]  What are you going to play?
[02:37:56]  Some Celine Deon for me next time, huh?
[02:37:58]  You want to play some Celine Deon?
[02:38:00]  Because I'm your lady.
[02:38:06]  Give me a break.
[02:38:10]  Jesus Christ.
[02:38:10]  856, Radio Graffiti.
[02:38:13]  You're a fucking racist.
[02:38:15]  Jesus, shut up your ass.
[02:38:17]  Come along.
[02:38:17]  Shut up.
[02:38:18]  Shut up.
[02:38:19]  407, Radio Graffiti.
[02:38:22]  No!
[02:38:26]  Give me a break.
[02:38:27]  586, Radio Graffiti.
[02:38:30]  Wild injury in my prayers, rest in peace, buddy.
[02:38:34]  Stupid, silly bastard.
[02:38:36]  We got T.C. Locke, Radio Graffiti.
[02:38:42]  Yep.
[02:38:42]  You know what I'm saying?
[02:38:43]  239, Radio Graffiti.
[02:38:45]  Draw a communist flag, you fat racist.
[02:38:49]  Why don't you talk like you got a pair of balls for Christ's sake, you fruit bowl?
[02:38:53]  We got Cutter KK, Radio Graffiti.
[02:38:57]  This is the best.
[02:38:59]  Alex Jones is the best guy of 2011.
[02:39:03]  Are you kidding me?
[02:39:04]  I mean, are you getting tars to call me up now?
[02:39:06]  Jesus Christ.
[02:39:07]  We got 901, Radio Graffiti.
[02:39:09]  Hey, we up here on the Grandadio won't get your Texas ass, motherfucker.
[02:39:14]  Yeah, you come on over here and talk that garbage to me there, you Canadian bacon butt lover.
[02:39:18]  786, Radio Graffiti.
[02:39:24]  Too late.
[02:39:25]  571, Radio Graffiti.
[02:39:28]  If you're a racist, you'll hang up on me.
[02:39:31]  You stupid, silly bastard.
[02:39:33]  We got 337, radio graffiti.
[02:39:35]  Rick Perry is an NWL shill just like yourself, ghost.
[02:39:39]  Here's the brother again.
[02:39:41]  Here's the brother.
[02:39:41]  Look, okay, look, okay.
[02:39:42]  Now, I'm going to stop radio graffiti just for you because it's you and a couple other idiots that keep calling me this NWO shill, that I'm a reptilian shapeshifter, that I'm this and that.
[02:39:55]  I want you to stop, and if you're not going to stop, why don't you provide the proof right now that I'm an NWO show?
[02:40:01]  Come on, right now.
[02:40:02]  Provide the proof.
[02:40:04]  Ghost, you can't stop radio graffiti.
[02:40:05]  It's radio graffiti.
[02:40:07]  No, no, no.
[02:40:08]  Give me the goddamn proof.
[02:40:09]  Give me the proof.
[02:40:10]  Stop acting like you're sitting there with a bean pie in your hand and tell me the truth.
[02:40:15]  Why are you always on my butt crack, ghost?
[02:40:17]  I mean, why do you always want to talk to me on radio graffiti?
[02:40:19]  I mean, it's radio graffiti.
[02:40:20]  Get this stupid, get this stupid idiot out of here.
[02:40:22]  You know, the only difference between that guy and a bucket of chicken is that a bucket of chicken can actually feed a family of four.
[02:40:29]  Give me another.
[02:40:30]  Where's another caller here, for Christ's sake?
[02:40:32]  715, Radio Graffiti.
[02:40:37]  They can't even hear you for Christ's sake, all right?
[02:40:39]  We can't even hear you.
[02:40:41]  Jesus Christ.
[02:40:43]  I mean, you know, this is just.
[02:40:44]  I'm trying to give you all an opportunity with Radio Graffiti up in here.
[02:40:47]  This is what you do to me, man.
[02:40:48]  You make me look like a jaggal.
[02:40:50]  You're trying to spread slanderous lies about me, and I don't appreciate it.
[02:40:54]  All right, I don't appreciate it.
[02:40:59]  Anyway, 604, radio graffiti.
[02:41:01]  Canada over Texas, bitch.
[02:41:03]  Fuck you.
[02:41:05]  Shut up, you Canadian bacon butt boy.
[02:41:08]  417, radio graffiti.
[02:41:10]  Dark Razor Z, you're fucking dead.
[02:41:14]  Yeah, shut up.
[02:41:16]  Who else we got?
[02:41:16]  Jay Gomes, Radio Graffiti.
[02:41:19]  Psycho Taroski almost.
[02:41:23]  Shut up, you cockeyed Russian.
[02:41:25]  530, Radio Graffiti.
[02:41:28]  You're a racist Jew.
[02:41:30]  I'm not, first of all, I'm not racist.
[02:41:32]  Secondly, I'm not a Jew, all right?
[02:41:34]  I mean, I can't.
[02:41:35]  I hate when you idiots keep saying that.
[02:41:36]  I am not a Jew, all right?
[02:41:38]  I use yarmulcas for coffee filters, all right?
[02:41:42]  So don't sit over here and give me this crap that I'm a Jew.
[02:41:45]  I don't like bagels, all right?
[02:41:46]  I don't eat matzah.
[02:41:48]  As a matter of fact, I love pork, all right?
[02:41:51]  I love pork.
[02:41:52]  I love non-kosher beef, all right?
[02:41:54]  How do you like that?
[02:41:58]  Anyway, let me move on here.
[02:41:59]  We got 713, radio graffiti.
[02:42:03]  Alex Jones called and say wants his time slop back, my friend.
[02:42:07]  Screw Alex Jones.
[02:42:08]  512, radio graffiti.
[02:42:12]  Hey, yes.
[02:42:13]  Yeah, real big fan of yours.
[02:42:16]  Thanks, man.
[02:42:17]  828, radio graffiti.
[02:42:20]  Don't mess with Texas.
[02:42:21]  It's not nice to make fun.
[02:42:23]  You're damn right, don't mess with Texas.
[02:42:25]  980, Radio Graffiti.
[02:42:27]  This punch.com.
[02:42:30]  Yeah, that was gay.
[02:42:32]  111, radio graffiti.
[02:42:37]  Anyway, Nozard Hull, Radio Graffiti.
[02:42:42]  Giant fight.
[02:42:46]  408, Radio Graffiti.
[02:42:52]  Okay.
[02:42:52]  Liquid Shadow, Radio Graffiti.
[02:42:58]  Jesus Christ, if you're going to call him, say something.
[02:43:01]  779, Radio Graffiti.
[02:43:04]  Everybody, stop trolling him.
[02:43:07]  Hey, thanks, man.
[02:43:08]  Who else we got?
[02:43:09]  We got 207, Radio Graffiti.
[02:43:12]  Oh, God.
[02:43:15]  Oh, oh, man, no.
[02:43:17]  Get that.
[02:43:17]  Get him off, for Christ's sake.
[02:43:19]  Get that moose humping piece of maple leaves up ass having crap out of here.
[02:43:24]  I don't want to hear another idiot from Canadia again.
[02:43:26]  Do you understand that, engineer?
[02:43:28]  No more idiots from Canadia.
[02:43:34]  Well, seriously, man, do your job.
[02:43:38]  Jesus Christ, I don't want to hear another Canadian bacon butt lover out here.
[02:43:41]  I'm telling you, I don't want to hear it.
[02:43:43]  I don't want to hear.
[02:43:43]  I'm sick of them.
[02:43:44]  I'm sick of them already.
[02:43:47]  111, you're a radio graffiti.
[02:43:52]  You're taking too long, you stupid bastard.
[02:43:55]  Unmayer, radio graffiti.
[02:44:00]  Yeah, you're taking too long.
[02:44:01]  Classic kill, radio graffiti.
[02:44:07]  Taking too long, you Milky Liquor.
[02:44:08]  111, radio graffiti.
[02:44:10]  Ghost, you just say Howard Stern because he's a Jewish cap.
[02:44:14]  Oh, shut up, you liar.

=== Sick Crap and British Fags (14:46) ===

[02:44:16]  Was that the tech guy?
[02:44:17]  Was that the tech guy, for Christ's sake?
[02:44:19]  I mean, that's another bad part about Canada.
[02:44:21]  You know what I mean?
[02:44:22]  That's what Canadia offers the world.
[02:44:25]  The guy like the tech guy, Avery Chiccone.
[02:44:28]  You know, that's what Canada provides you right there.
[02:44:31]  Some useless piece of toothless CP-loving bastard.
[02:44:35]  That's Canadia right there.
[02:44:37]  You know?
[02:44:37]  And, you know, there's evidence upon evidence on the capitalist army that this asshole is a blatant child predator.
[02:44:44]  And is Canadia going out and arresting Avery Chiccone?
[02:44:48]  No, they're not.
[02:44:49]  All right?
[02:44:50]  They're not.
[02:44:52]  So, I mean, that just goes to show you that, you know, the country of Canadia, you know, kind of embraces child Woody Allen butt-loving pedophiles.
[02:45:02]  All right?
[02:45:03]  No BS.
[02:45:06]  609, Radio Graffiti.
[02:45:08]  Yeah, hey, I was just wondering how many black people you have hanging in your front yard.
[02:45:12]  Shove it up, your ass.
[02:45:13]  Radio Graffiti.
[02:45:25]  Jesus Christ.
[02:45:26]  The sloth killer, radio graffiti.
[02:45:30]  How much?
[02:45:35]  Uh, no, Monday.
[02:45:36]  Because then she's home alone and there's no school or anything.
[02:45:39]  She's talking to somebody.
[02:45:44]  Hello?
[02:45:48]  Hey, you're talking to your old butt boy.
[02:45:50]  I know your old butt boy over there.
[02:45:52]  You hear him?
[02:45:52]  Did you hear him talking to us, butt boy?
[02:45:54]  Oh, don't worry about it.
[02:45:55]  There's no school tomorrow.
[02:45:56]  You can just come over here and chew me up the ass.
[02:45:59]  It's okay.
[02:46:00]  And then you heard somebody knocking there like, you know.
[02:46:02]  And he's like, oh, oh, hold on.
[02:46:04]  Hello?
[02:46:05]  You stupid fruity bastard.
[02:46:06]  All right, keep your eye on the ball there, asshole.
[02:46:09]  You're going to call me up.
[02:46:10]  Don't be caught talking to your butt boy, alright?
[02:46:13]  Jesus Christ.
[02:46:14]  Poco Kitty, radio graffiti.
[02:46:17]  So, bro, is it true that you are a lizard?
[02:46:21]  Shut up.
[02:46:22]  We got Mohi, Radio Graffiti.
[02:46:24]  You're not lazy, you're just anti-Semitic.
[02:46:26]  There's a difference.
[02:46:28]  Here we go again.
[02:46:29]  Now I'm.
[02:46:30]  Okay, I go from being a Jew, now I'm anti-Semitic.
[02:46:35]  That's just great, isn't it?
[02:46:37]  I mean, give me a goddamn break.
[02:46:38]  Make up your freaking mind, ass clowns.
[02:46:40]  Make up your freaking mind.
[02:46:43]  Jesus Christ.
[02:46:44]  337, radio graffiti.
[02:46:47]  Hey, Ghost, you're a fat fucking racist prick, and I beat you in a shut up.
[02:46:53]  We got 971, radio graffiti.
[02:46:55]  You better check on your kids, motherfucking Jew.
[02:46:58]  Piece of shit, racist.
[02:47:00]  Oh, my kids can take care of themselves.
[02:47:02]  They're old and grown.
[02:47:03]  You know what I'm saying?
[02:47:04]  We got Ryan Dunn, 68, Radio Graffiti.
[02:47:07]  Why do you hate Mexicans, man?
[02:47:09]  Why?
[02:47:10]  Here's this stupid idiot again.
[02:47:12]  Davio 1, Radio Graffiti.
[02:47:14]  Oh, no.
[02:47:16]  Jesus Christ, what are you calling from a...
[02:47:21]  A screwed up part of New Orleans or something?
[02:47:24]  626, Radio Graffiti.
[02:47:26]  Hey, Patrick, what am I now?
[02:47:30]  Stupid?
[02:47:31]  No, I. Jesus Christ is just stupid crap.
[02:47:34]  radio graffiti.
[02:47:35]  You messed up on that one too, man.
[02:47:45]  Learn how to play the chord right.
[02:47:47]  774, Radio Graffiti.
[02:47:50]  Racist fuck.
[02:47:52]  Oh, is that all you're going to say, gay boy?
[02:47:54]  Jesus Christ.
[02:47:56]  Who else we got?
[02:47:57]  609, Radio Graffiti.
[02:48:00]  Hold on, you're not coming in.
[02:48:01]  Hold on, just one second.
[02:48:02]  Now you're there.
[02:48:02]  609, Radio Graffiti.
[02:48:04]  How the fuck are you going to say you're not racist?
[02:48:06]  I mean, you're making fun of Canadians, Jews.
[02:48:08]  I mean, what the fuck's wrong with you?
[02:48:10]  What are you talking about?
[02:48:11]  I'm not a racist, man.
[02:48:12]  All right?
[02:48:12]  I'm a melting pot of friendship.
[02:48:15]  I'm a nice guy.
[02:48:18]  And for you idiots to sit here and make that false indictment of me being a racist is not only a slanderous lie, but you people are obviously, you know, just obsessed.
[02:48:28]  You're obsessed with this racist notion, for Christ's sake.
[02:48:33]  Pisses me off for Christ.
[02:48:34]  I don't even know why I'm even doing radio graffiti.
[02:48:36]  I shouldn't even be doing this crap.
[02:48:38]  I shouldn't even be giving you the privilege of doing this crap.
[02:48:41]  I shouldn't even be giving you this.
[02:48:42]  Forget it.
[02:48:44]  Shit.
[02:48:49]  I'm sick of it.
[02:48:50]  I've been doing this crap for Christ's sake, man.
[02:48:53]  I do this goddamn show every goddamn day.
[02:48:56]  Every day.
[02:48:57]  And this is what I get.
[02:48:58]  This is what I get.
[02:49:02]  I mean, every Monday through Friday, I'm here, you ass clowns.
[02:49:06]  Every Monday through Friday.
[02:49:09]  And this is what I get for Christ.
[02:49:10]  This is it.
[02:49:14]  I mean, I'm shooting pearls here.
[02:49:17]  I'm shooting burls to you people.
[02:49:20]  And this is the kind of thanks that I get.
[02:49:22]  I'm shooting pearls.
[02:49:25]  Jesus Christ.
[02:49:29]  I don't know what I don't know.
[02:49:31]  Let me pray for Christ's sake.
[02:49:32]  I'm sick of this crap.
[02:49:42]  I said, you know what?
[02:49:44]  I should be.
[02:49:44]  I should have.
[02:49:45]  Screw this crap.
[02:49:46]  Give me the mic.
[02:49:47]  Give me the mic.
[02:49:49]  Give me that goddamn mic.
[02:49:52]  I'm through with this crap, alright?
[02:49:53]  I'm through with this crap.
[02:49:54]  I give you every goddamn damn mile.
[02:49:57]  Three hours I give you, idiots.
[02:49:59]  Three hours a day, Monday through Friday.
[02:50:01]  4 to 7 p.m. Central Standard Term, and this is it.
[02:50:09]  I think I'm going to give up.
[02:50:10]  I think that's it.
[02:50:10]  I think I'm.
[02:50:12]  No shout-outs.
[02:50:13]  No more radio graffiti.
[02:50:15]  That's it.
[02:50:16]  All right, screw it.
[02:50:17]  That's it.
[02:50:21]  Screw it.
[02:50:22]  I'm out.
[02:50:22]  I'm done with the crap.
[02:50:24]  I'm done with it.
[02:50:28]  Jesus Christ.
[02:50:30]  I don't care.
[02:50:32]  What?
[02:50:32]  What do you want?
[02:50:33]  Pathetic!
[02:50:36]  I don't care how many people are there.
[02:50:38]  I don't care if there's 500 people in the chat room.
[02:50:41]  I don't care for Christ's sake.
[02:50:43]  Persona!
[02:50:46]  I don't give a crap!
[02:50:49]  Christ.
[02:50:53]  Jesus Christ.
[02:50:57]  Oh, my God.
[02:51:00]  You know what I'm going to do?
[02:51:00]  I'll tell you what.
[02:51:01]  Here's the mic.
[02:51:04]  Where's the mic?
[02:51:05]  I can't find the goddamn mic.
[02:51:08]  Where's the mic?
[02:51:14]  Jesus Christ, I lost the freaking mic.
[02:51:16]  Where's the mic?
[02:51:17]  Where's the goddamn mic, for Christ's sake?
[02:51:20]  I'm throwing crap around.
[02:51:21]  I'm throwing crap around here.
[02:51:22]  Got a freaking freaking Christ.
[02:51:28]  I can't find it.
[02:51:29]  Am I on the air for Christ's sake?
[02:51:30]  We just got knocked off the air.
[02:51:32]  We got knocked off the air for Christ's sake.
[02:51:36]  God, it's crap.
[02:51:37]  Goddamn crap all over the place out here.
[02:51:39]  We just got knocked off the air.
[02:51:41]  And I want to say I'm sorry, folks.
[02:51:43]  I mean, I was throwing this goddamn computer around, and it just, you know, we got disconnected.
[02:51:48]  I'm sorry.
[02:51:49]  I'm sorry, folks.
[02:51:50]  We still got about eight minutes left in the broadcast.
[02:51:52]  Let me go ahead and give some shout-outs.
[02:51:54]  You know what?
[02:51:55]  Let's try one more or two more radio graffiti calls.
[02:51:58]  And then we're going to give some shout-outs to everybody who's listening in right now.
[02:52:01]  All right.
[02:52:02]  703 Radio Graffiti.
[02:52:04]  Hey, Ghost, do you like websites?
[02:52:06]  Is this one time I went on?
[02:52:08]  Jesus Christ.
[02:52:10]  754 Radio Graffiti.
[02:52:13]  USS Audi's Dominic World.
[02:52:15]  Now, shut up, you vodka-drinking, cockeyed Russian asshole.
[02:52:20]  Swimsuit models, radio graffiti.
[02:52:26]  Jesus Christ.
[02:52:27]  407, Radio Graffiti.
[02:52:31]  Shove that up your ass, all right?
[02:52:34]  Jesus Christ.
[02:52:35]  386, radio graffiti.
[02:52:38]  Engineers are spy.
[02:52:39]  Do a barrel roll!
[02:52:42]  Yeah, do a barrel roll!
[02:52:44]  Barrel roll!
[02:52:45]  Barrel roll!
[02:52:45]  Oh, yeah, there you go.
[02:52:47]  One more, one more.
[02:52:48]  901, radio graffiti.
[02:52:55]  Got this idiot fapping on the goddamn phone for Christ's sake.
[02:52:58]  Like we all give two rats asses.
[02:53:01]  Jesus Christ.
[02:53:02]  Anyway, folks, let me go ahead and let everybody know that I am on Twitter, folks.
[02:53:08]  It's the best way to keep in contact with me, folks.
[02:53:11]  I'm telling you right now, I do voice chatting.
[02:53:14]  I post tweets, the whole nine yards.
[02:53:15]  Follow me on Twitter.
[02:53:17]  Ghost Politics is the name, baby.
[02:53:19]  Ghost Politics.
[02:53:21]  All one word, no underscores.
[02:53:23]  Understand what I'm saying?
[02:53:25]  All right, go out there and follow me on Twitter.
[02:53:27]  All right.
[02:53:28]  Maybe you can voice chat with me.
[02:53:30]  Break bread with me.
[02:53:31]  You understand what I'm saying?
[02:53:32]  That's what I'm talking about.
[02:53:34]  Anyway, 646-652-4869.
[02:53:37]  We're going to take two more callers for a radio graffiti.
[02:53:39]  Just two more.
[02:53:40]  Two more, and you better make it good and you better make it great.
[02:53:43]  217, radio graffiti.
[02:53:47]  Hey, I heard you're a shape-shifting salamander.
[02:53:50]  You sick son of a bitch.
[02:53:51]  646, radio graffiti.
[02:53:54]  Hi, yes.
[02:53:55]  I just want to say all these people calling in are from this website called ebombsworld.com.
[02:54:00]  No j.
[02:54:00]  Yes, screw e-bombs and screw Eric Bauman, too.
[02:54:03]  You tell him I said I'll shove a boot in his ass.
[02:54:06]  All right?
[02:54:06]  You tell him I said that.
[02:54:09]  Anyway, folks, you know, we got about six minutes left in the broadcast.
[02:54:14]  All right.
[02:54:14]  What I want to do is just give shout-outs to everybody.
[02:54:17]  Everybody.
[02:54:18]  All right.
[02:54:19]  That's in the chat room right now.
[02:54:20]  All right.
[02:54:21]  If you happen to be in the chat room, you're going to get a shout-out.
[02:54:23]  All right.
[02:54:25]  15-11 Tim Barker in the house.
[02:54:28]  One, get that ghost idiot out of there.
[02:54:31]  Get him out.
[02:54:33]  Get that sorry sack of crap that's in here making fun of me using a goddamn derogatory slur.
[02:54:38]  Get him out now.
[02:54:40]  We got 25-year-old Powerlifter.
[02:54:42]  We got 289-326.
[02:54:44]  Okay.
[02:54:45]  We got Adam Bob Moskowitz.
[02:54:49]  We got Alcoholic.
[02:54:51]  We got Alex Roselli.
[02:54:53]  What's going on?
[02:54:53]  We got Anana Mouse.
[02:54:56]  We got Anns.
[02:54:57]  We got Arcane.
[02:54:59]  We got Arthur Cavalerho.
[02:55:02]  We got Bad Knee.
[02:55:04]  I'm not saying that.
[02:55:05]  I'm not saying that for Christ.
[02:55:07]  Bang is a Mexican.
[02:55:08]  Beach Bum in the house.
[02:55:10]  That fruity ass Bobo.
[02:55:13]  We got Bones 4.
[02:55:14]  We got Boston Frank 617 in the place.
[02:55:18]  We got Boxy Brown in the damn house.
[02:55:20]  We got British Fag in the place.
[02:55:22]  We got Broseph Stallum.
[02:55:24]  Get Broseph Stallham out of here, too.
[02:55:26]  We don't want some stupid idiot that's going to sit over here and think that he's going to take the name of a goddamn child.
[02:55:31]  I'm not telling that crap out of you.
[02:55:32]  Get him out.
[02:55:33]  Get him out now.
[02:55:34]  Get out.
[02:55:37]  We got BS Listener.
[02:55:41]  We got C4ZR4R.
[02:55:45]  Okay.
[02:55:46]  We got Calvin Hill.
[02:55:47]  We got Campin' Core.
[02:55:48]  We got Captain Scarlett.
[02:55:50]  We got Chairman Mao.
[02:55:51]  Screw Chairman Mao.
[02:55:52]  Get Chairman Mao out of here, too.
[02:55:54]  Get that sorry sack of crap out of here.
[02:55:56]  We're not going to be worshiping some goddamn idiot that thinks that the peasantry is the purest form of humanity.
[02:56:02]  Get that asshole out of here.
[02:56:04]  That red book writing piece of rice bowl-eating piece of gun.
[02:56:08]  Get him out.
[02:56:10]  We got Charlotte Ahmadi.
[02:56:12]  We got Check My Doubles.
[02:56:13]  We got Chip Hansen.
[02:56:16]  We got Choke Lioris.
[02:56:20]  Okay.
[02:56:20]  We got Coast.
[02:56:22]  I don't know what the hell that means.
[02:56:24]  We got Coast is.
[02:56:28]  Can you just come up with a name that we can pronounce, please?
[02:56:31]  Jesus Christ.
[02:56:32]  We got Cocaine 420.
[02:56:34]  Okay.
[02:56:34]  We got a couple of commies in here.
[02:56:37]  Get the commies out of here.
[02:56:38]  We don't want any goddamn commies in here.
[02:56:40]  This isn't some goddamn commie radio show.
[02:56:43]  This is a capitalist, true capitalist radio.
[02:56:46]  Get it through your goddamn heads, all of you.
[02:56:49]  Anyway, now that we're getting the commies out of here, we got Cool Friend Story, Corey Kindler, Cosmo Brockington.
[02:56:57]  We got Crane 123, Daddy Buttchicks.
[02:57:01]  Jesus Christ.
[02:57:02]  David Fruit Bowl.
[02:57:03]  Dead Beat Dad.
[02:57:04]  Deception.
[02:57:06]  Dracula Pirate.
[02:57:07]  We got Dr. David Davidson.
[02:57:10]  Dr. Harry Shipman.
[02:57:11]  We got Dylan O.M. Who else we got here?
[02:57:14]  We got Eat My Wiener, big boy, you sick son of a bitch.
[02:57:18]  Got Edge 0183, Edward Cahill.
[02:57:24]  We got Emily Crowley.
[02:57:26]  We got Emma.
[02:57:27]  I'm not saying that, you stupid ass.
[02:57:29]  You got Easton.
[02:57:30]  We got Face Punch.
[02:57:32]  Who else we got?
[02:57:33]  We got the Future Damn Man now.
[02:57:35]  What's up, Future DMB?
[02:57:36]  We got Flying Spaghetti Troll in the house.
[02:57:40]  We got, screw that.
[02:57:42]  Get that F you Texas out of here.
[02:57:44]  Get him out.
[02:57:45]  I'm not going to sit here and stand for this crap.
[02:57:47]  I'm not going to give a shout out to that.
[02:57:48]  Get him out now.
[02:57:49]  Get him out, engineer.
[02:57:51]  Get him out of here.
[02:57:53]  The faster.
[02:57:55]  I don't care, come out.
[02:57:59]  Who else we got?
[02:58:00]  We got Gadolph Schittler.
[02:58:04]  I'm not saying that one.
[02:58:05]  We got Ghost is My Idol.
[02:58:08]  We got Ghost Did 9-11.
[02:58:10]  Screw you, asshole.
[02:58:12]  We got G-Menzari.
[02:58:14]  We got Gog Magog.
[02:58:15]  Goku in the house.
[02:58:16]  What's going on, Goku?
[02:58:18]  Goku's in the place.
[02:58:19]  We got all the guests, man.
[02:58:20]  Take a look at all these damn guests that are up in the joint.
[02:58:22]  What's going on, man?
[02:58:23]  Hook me up with a follow on Twitter.
[02:58:25]  All right?
[02:58:26]  Tweet me up.
[02:58:27]  Let me know what's going on, for Christ's sake.
[02:58:28]  Let me know what's going on in your neck of the woods, man.
[02:58:31]  All right, let me continue on with the shout-outs.
[02:58:33]  Let me tell you, the show may cut the live broadcast, folks, before the shout-outs are done.
[02:58:39]  But don't get me wrong, you can go to the archive of the broadcast.
[02:58:44]  You can actually go to the podcast version of the broadcast and be able to hear your name broadcasted with a shout-out.
[02:58:51]  All you have to do is stay in the goddamn chat room, and where you can find the damn podcast of the show is blogtalkradio.com/slash ghost.

=== Slash Ghost Blogtalkradio Links (03:50) ===

[02:59:02]  All right?
[02:59:03]  BlogtalkRadio.com/slash ghost.
[02:59:05]  So if you didn't get your name shouted out, just wait until the thing encodes after we get off and go there and check it out.
[02:59:14]  All right?
[02:59:15]  All right.
[02:59:16]  BlogTalkRadio.com slash ghost.
[02:59:18]  All right?
[02:59:19]  And it's got thousands upon thousands of hours.
[02:59:22]  All right?
[02:59:23]  Moreover, follow me on Twitter, for Christ's sake.
[02:59:25]  Follow me on Twitter.
[02:59:26]  Ghost Politics is the name to follow.
[02:59:28]  Follow me on Twitter and go to www.capitalistarmy.com.
[02:59:32]  CapitalistArmy.com.
[02:59:34]  Go there right now.
[02:59:35]  Capitalist Army.
[02:59:38]  Anyway, that's it.
[02:59:40]  We're over.
[02:59:41]  Let me go ahead and continue to go on with the shout-outs, folks.
[02:59:44]  We're not on the air, but we're going to continue.
[02:59:47]  We got Ham Fist Mick Fond Miss Act.
[02:59:49]  Hold on, let me say that again.
[02:59:51]  Jesus Christ.
[02:59:53]  Ham Fist Mick Asfondle.
[02:59:55]  All right.
[02:59:56]  We got He Be Mad, Herpa Derp 2000, Herpa Derp Charlie Sheen, Hippie Goose, Honky.
[03:00:03]  We had Honky in the house for Christ.
[03:00:04]  I didn't realize we had Honky.
[03:00:06]  I mean, we're in the face of a honky.
[03:00:08]  I propane.
[03:00:09]  I rub sheep.
[03:00:11]  I don't know what the hell that means.
[03:00:13]  I Band Ezzo.
[03:00:16]  What is this?
[03:00:18]  I'm not even going to say that.
[03:00:19]  Illuminatus 1337.
[03:00:22]  I love the ponies in the house.
[03:00:24]  I'm deflecting pearls here.
[03:00:26]  Well, you're an idiot.
[03:00:28]  Who else we got going on here?
[03:00:29]  We got I'm Ryder User in the place.
[03:00:34]  We got James Junksculla, Junkskiola.
[03:00:39]  Sorry if I mispronounced your name.
[03:00:41]  We got Jason McNaskey, Jason Bluefire, Jay Gatchby, Jim's 93.
[03:00:46]  What's going on, Jims?
[03:00:48]  We got Joel LaBoga.
[03:00:50]  Okay, whatever the hell that means.
[03:00:52]  Who else we got?
[03:00:53]  Hold on, we scrolled up a little bit too hard.
[03:00:55]  Kangaroo Green.
[03:00:57]  We got Kyle Volonsky.
[03:01:01]  We got Cranks, Laser Frog in the house.
[03:01:04]  Live Fast, Rage Hard.
[03:01:06]  We got LOL Cats are cool.
[03:01:08]  Lucifer Rising.
[03:01:10]  I'm not going to say that next one for Christ's sake.
[03:01:13]  That's disgusting.
[03:01:14]  That's just horrible.
[03:01:15]  That's just horrible.
[03:01:17]  I'm not going to say it.
[03:01:17]  I'm sorry.
[03:01:18]  I'm not going to do it.
[03:01:19]  I'm not.
[03:01:19]  I'm not going to do it.
[03:01:21]  What else we got going on here?
[03:01:23]  We got Mark Twain, Meredith Vieira, Midnight Tide, Mike Ox Limp, asshole.
[03:01:32]  Mike Hunt 1.
[03:01:33]  Muzzles 56.
[03:01:35]  Niagara Roll in the place.
[03:01:38]  Nick Davis.
[03:01:39]  Nicholas Bro.
[03:01:41]  What's going on, Nicholas Bro?
[03:01:43]  We got Nick DiBrome.
[03:01:45]  We got Nozart in the place.
[03:01:48]  Some idiot that calls himself NWO Ghost, probably that stupid brother that keeps telling talking that crap.
[03:01:54]  We got P. Ask Pete.
[03:01:56]  We got Paul Nose.
[03:01:57]  We got Pariah Shaw.
[03:01:59]  We got Ralph Pu Tuan, okay?
[03:02:03]  Ratings Transfer.
[03:02:04]  Who else we got?
[03:02:05]  Ronald Reagan.
[03:02:08]  We got Rose Dower away.
[03:02:10]  We got Saggy.
[03:02:12]  We got Scissor Me Timbers, Shinji.
[03:02:15]  We got Shlong Dong.
[03:02:16]  We got Signitis.
[03:02:18]  We got Smash Can, Smell My Poop.
[03:02:20]  We got Spencer Smith.
[03:02:22]  We got Spide-Amies.
[03:02:23]  We got Steve Minnesota, Stone Cold, Ghost, Austin.
[03:02:27]  We got Some Black Guy.
[03:02:29]  We got Texas Guy Man, Thy Kingdom Come, Timothy Davey, T Karma, Trey Lee Lee, Trollers Are Us, Two-Headed Sex Beast, Tyler Prist, Varg Vickers.
[03:02:44]  We got Will Breton.
[03:02:46]  We got, I can't even pronounce that one.
[03:02:48]  We got Rodolf Hitler.
[03:02:50]  We got Honk Honk.

=== Listener Names and Special Shows (02:59) ===

[03:02:52]  We got a whole bunch of other guests.
[03:02:53]  We got the guy 1337.
[03:02:56]  We got Duchenne Mandik.
[03:02:58]  We got some more guests.
[03:02:59]  We got FU Tech.
[03:03:00]  Screw you.
[03:03:01]  The guy who put in FU Texas.
[03:03:02]  We got Wiener Snitzel and Deception.
[03:03:06]  Anyway, folks, I know that took a long time, but hey, we got a lot of people who listen to the True Capitalist Radio broadcast, want to make sure that they get their damn shout-outs.
[03:03:15]  You know what's what people listen to, for Christ's sake.
[03:03:17]  You know what I mean?
[03:03:19]  Anyway, folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
[03:03:22]  I'm here every Monday through Friday, baby.
[03:03:24]  Every Monday through Friday, 4 to 7 p.m. Central Standard Time.
[03:03:29]  And I'd like for everybody to please spread it around like wildfire.
[03:03:33]  Let everybody know that capitalist radio is in effect in the house.
[03:03:36]  All right?
[03:03:37]  I want to see you tomorrow.
[03:03:38]  Tomorrow is going to be Hump Day.
[03:03:40]  And I don't know, I might have something in line.
[03:03:43]  I might have something special.
[03:03:44]  Why don't you send me a tweet if you want to hear something specific, if you want to talk about something in general?
[03:03:50]  Remember, that's what I'm open to, baby.
[03:03:52]  I'm open to that.
[03:03:54]  So, you know, follow me on Twitter.
[03:03:55]  Send me a tweet.
[03:03:57]  Ghost Politics is the name, of course.
[03:03:59]  All right, right there.
[03:04:00]  I mean, send me a tweet.
[03:04:01]  Let me know what you want to do.
[03:04:02]  Let me know what you want to talk about.
[03:04:03]  You know what I'm saying?
[03:04:06]  Anyway, folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
[03:04:08]  I am going to be here tomorrow.
[03:04:11]  Same place, same time, 4 to 7 p.m. Central Standard U.S. Time.
[03:04:16]  So make sure that you get your time zones right.
[03:04:19]  You definitely want to be here live.
[03:04:20]  That's all I got to say.
[03:04:21]  You definitely want to be here live.
[03:04:22]  You know, if you go do a YouTube search of yours truly and take a look at all the goddamn videos that are up on YouTube, every one of the comments states that they wish that they were there.
[03:04:33]  You know, oh, man, I wish I was there.
[03:04:36]  I wish I would have made it live.
[03:04:38]  Well, by God, put it on your calendar, baby.
[03:04:40]  Monday through Friday, 4 to 7 p.m. is when I'm on here.
[03:04:43]  Moreover, you don't just have to listen through the computer.
[03:04:46]  You can listen through your cell phone.
[03:04:47]  You understand?
[03:04:48]  You can listen to a variety of different mechanisms for Christ's sake.
[03:04:51]  And I want you here.
[03:04:52]  You understand?
[03:04:53]  I want you here for Christ's sake.
[03:04:55]  Anyway, folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
[03:04:58]  It's been a great show.
[03:04:59]  Tomorrow is going to be another great show.
[03:05:01]  It's always going to be another great show.
[03:05:04]  And if you want to hear something, you want me to cover a certain subject matter or whatever the case might be, let me know.
[03:05:10]  Let me know.
[03:05:10]  Ghost Politics is the name to follow.
[03:05:12]  All right?
[03:05:13]  And that's it.
[03:05:14]  I'm out of here.
[03:05:16]  All right?
[03:05:16]  Long live the capitalist movement, baby.
[03:05:19]  That's all I gotta say.
[03:05:20]  All right, can you repeat after me?
[03:05:22]  Long live the capitalist movement, huh?
[03:05:25]  And depth of feminism.
[03:05:26]  Can you say that?
[03:05:28]  I'm out of here.
[03:05:28]  Good night, everybody.
[03:05:31]  You've been listening to True Capitalist Radio.
[03:05:33]  The thoughts, views, ideas, comments, and opinions of the host of this show are absolutely his.
[03:05:39]  Catch more live episodes Monday through Friday from 3:30 to 6:30 Central.
[03:05:43]  Or check out archive shows at Blog TalkRadio.com.
[03:05:47]  True Capitalist Radio.
[03:05:49]  That's it.

=== Long Live the Capitalist Movement (00:26) ===

[03:05:51]  A Napa guy knows the only way you'd give a freshly minute driver a brand new car is if he promises to never drive it.
[03:05:59]  Instead, let him grind the gears and knock over the neighbor's mailbox in something a little more suited to his skill level.
[03:06:07]  And with over 400,000 parts and a little Napa know-how, he can safely drive something that's nearly as old as he is.
[03:06:14]  It's not perfect, but it's perfect for him.
[03:06:17]  That's Napa Know