Ghost anchors True Capitalist Radio's 106th episode by analyzing market rebounds and criticizing corn ethanol subsidies, while aggressively debating callers on welfare, immigration amnesty, and the "pussification" of youth via Bronies. He mocks Citigroup's security failures, attacks the British monarchy's lineage, and permits a "Radio Graffiti" segment filled with racial slurs and threats. Ultimately, the broadcast champions unrestricted capitalism and taxpayer-only voting rights while dismissing government intervention as destructive to free markets. [Automatically generated summary]
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And thank you for tuning in with me to another edition of True Capitalist Radio.
And of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
And once again, folks, I want to thank you for tuning in with me.
This is episode number 106, 106.
Can't believe that we're still going.
Got a lot of support out there in the internet.
And I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
Before we go on to any other subject matter, I'd like for everybody to please retweet the broadcast.
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Anyway, I know that we've been getting a lot of requests as of late for folks that want to get shout-outs over the Twitter.
If you want to get shout-outs over Twitter, folks, go to my Twitter account.
If you don't know the Twitter account name, it is Ghost Politics.
For all the folks that aren't familiar with the Twitter account, here it is right here.
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I want you to retweet the first tweet on that Twitter account, and I will go ahead and start giving shout-outs periodically throughout the broadcast, folks, because we've got to spread around the True Capitalist Radio show.
You understand?
Right here, Ghost Politics.
All right, retweet the first tweet on that Twitter account, and you'll be helping us out really.
I mean, seriously, a lot.
Anyway, folks, let's go ahead and get to the markets.
We've been seeing negative days for the past week.
We saw our first positive bounce back, and I've been expecting this bounce back.
And as we've been seeing more and more losses, I've been bottom-feeding, and that bottom-feeding has come to big profits as far as my personal holdings are concerned.
I hope it's got some positivity on your end.
But let me tell you, this is just the beginning in my personal perspective.
If you take a look at all the other world's economies, they're pretty much fledgling as well as we are.
So we have to take a look at our fiscal responsibilities in government.
We've got to take a look at how to curb more dependency on the government from the general mass populace.
We need to start thinking about entrepreneurship, bringing in investment into America so that we can spawn jobs, so we can spawn innovation, so on and so forth.
And I think that we're going to start possibly seeing some bounce backs.
But let's just get through the markets.
We're on some positive numbers today.
Bottom feeders came in.
And not to mention, folks, that the reason that we saw such bounce today is helter skelter market.
Good news came out of the economic data.
For the month of April, we saw some record-setting positive economic data.
Production was up, and this, of course, put a run on the market equities, and not to mention the commodities.
So let's just get through the rundown, and I can take your calls here.
Dow Jones Industrials closes out today at 12,124.40, an increase of 75.42 points, percentage increase of 0.63%.
SP 500 closes out today at 1,289 points, 9.44 point increase.
And of course, the percentage increase on that is 0.74%.
NASDAQ closes out today at 2,684.87, point increase of 9.49 points, a percentage increase of 0.35%.
So we saw some decent gains.
Of course, if you're a day trader, shorter, basically not necessarily shorter today, but if you were an options trader, somebody who bet on the positive, you were definitely making some money today.
And if you were bottom feeding for the past five days, you probably saw some major profits.
So kudos to you.
Cheers.
As a matter of fact, I mean, I've been seeing profits.
Market Gains and Commodities00:15:28
I think I should start by giving myself a beer.
Now, right when the bell closed today at 3 o'clock Central Time, where I'm at in Austin, Texas, I decided I'm going to go ahead and start drinking.
And for all you folks that are going to sit over here and talk garbage about me drinking, you know, piss off, you know, seriously, because drinking is what I like to do.
So anyway, I decided to go ahead and sip on the last shiner blondes that I had here in the office refrigerator.
And I got some this Miller High Life.
And, you know, believe it or not, the reason I'm starting to buy Miller High Life, not only does it remind me in a nostalgic sense of my childhood and watching my old man, you know, coming home from a hard day's work, you know, not being able to go to sleep.
So, you know, cracking open a couple of Miller High Life's and passing out.
And, you know, a little old ghost here, you know, 13 years old, 12 years old, sitting over here cracking open a cry.
Hear that right there cracking open a little Miller High Life, smelling it and then taking a drink.
And let me tell you something right now.
When I first took a taste of that crap, I was like, meh.
But now, let me tell you something right now.
It just reminds me of the olden days, you know, when childhood still had two parent families, when parents were actually hard workers.
You know, when we had holidays, you know, we were actually having good meals and not being subsidized by the government and so on and so forth.
So that's what it takes me a time back in that nature.
You know, I've said this time and time again.
You know, every Christmas out here in America, you know, I know we're broadcasted all over the world.
Out here in America, every Christmas we have a nonstop 24 hours a day broadcast of a movie called The Christmas Story.
The Christmas story.
And for you folks that are unfamiliar with it, it's kind of a cult classic out here in America.
And everybody's out here watching it.
It's about some kid wanting to shoot some stupid BB gun.
It's a really pathetic movie, really.
But in essence, the reason people like it is because it has a certain nostalgic kindred spirit, a spirit that isn't in existence in today's America anymore.
I think people honestly look at this movie in the holidays wishing that they could go back to that idea of family, of actually appreciating these types of moments in one's existence on this planet.
You know, when a father and a mother were actually getting together and doing whatever it took to have these good family times, for Christ's sake, because they don't exist anymore, ass clowns.
They don't exist anymore.
That's why these people have a goddamn fetish for this movie.
And if you haven't seen it, I mean, it's basically, you know, a nostalgic 1940s.
It's horrible.
Anyway, I'm sorry.
I didn't meet you off that time.
Let's get through the damn commodities markets because they took an increased spike today.
And I want to talk to you in general.
I want to hear what you have to say.
So let's get through this.
Energy.
Brent crude oil futures.
For all you folks that are unfamiliar, Brent crude oil is the oil consumed by Asia and Europe.
It increased dramatically today.
$1.74 increase, percentage increase of 1.48%, closing out today at $119.59 per barrel of Brent crude oil.
Gasoline futures spiking up once again.
They've increased $14.25, a percentage increase of 1.46%.
We've got heating oil futures up $4.08, a percentage increase of 1.32%.
Natural gas saw a dramatic bottoming out, dramatic bottoming out.
It was down 17 cents.
It was on the negative today, 3.57% on the day.
God damn.
Oh, man.
I would have hate to have been holding on to them.
We've got WTI Sweet Crude, which is the crude oil consumed out here in America.
It is up today $1.18, an increased percentage of 1.17%, closing out today at $101.92.
Let me tell you, this is not good considering you've got Ben Bernanke that came out a couple of days ago saying that.
Well, we weren't necessarily any bounce back or any kind of a recovery.
Yeah, no kidding.
I've been saying that from day one.
I've been saying that from day one.
And now that we've got these increases in energy prices, I mean, it's not going to get any better.
I mean, once again, for the month of May, for all the folks that are unfamiliar with American economics and what's going on here, in the month of May, we only increased 56,000 jobs.
All right?
That's how much we added in the American economy.
56,000 jobs.
And I don't know if everybody remembers, but during that particular phase of calculation, McDonald's actually had that national hiring day.
Do y'all remember that where they promised that they were going to hire 40,000 people on a national scale on this National Hiring Day?
So you just do the math.
We only had 56,000 job increase for that month.
And if you would just take 40,000 of those jobs because they were obviously, you know, the job initiative, the National Hiring Day that McDonald's conducted, I mean, that was not a very good increase.
The economy looks bad, and it's disgusting.
But to see these WTI sweet crude levels to go up this, it's not going to make it any better.
We're going to see increases on everything, everything.
Meanwhile, let's be honest, economic opportunity is stagnant.
The wages are down because productivity is up.
And the reason productivity is up is the people that are working don't want to lose their freaking jobs.
You know, so they're working their asses off.
They're working their tails off out here.
Meanwhile, it just stagnates the wages, for Christ's sake.
We need to see an increased demand across the board with the decreases in certain commodities and a decrease in certain oil energy costs, so on and so forth, for us to see an actual rebound.
I'm not just saying this for America.
I'm also talking about the global economy.
You know, the global economy in general.
Anyway, let me continue going.
It's not good news that WTI is going up so rapidly.
But of course, OPEC and its stupid ass had decided, we are not going to raise production.
We are not going to do it.
Iraq and Iran and Venezuela said that they don't want increase.
We're not going to get the increase.
So, I mean, I guess that's pretty much it, huh?
Anyway, we got agriculture futures.
Canola up 40 cents.
Cocoa is up $49 for Christ's sake.
That's a percentage increase of 1.68%.
We got coffee futures increasing at $3.35.
That's a percentage increase of 1.26%.
Corn, ah, Jesus Christ.
I mean, come on.
I mean, didn't we see a 3% increase yesterday in corn now?
We've got, what is it, what is that, 2.81% increase on the day for corn, for Christ's sake?
I mean, that's a $21.50 increase, for Christ's sake, man.
But, you know, I'm not going to get off on a rant.
And I know I always go off on the whole subsidies going out to corn ethanol when it comes to reporting the corn futures.
But reports coming out today that their days may be numbered.
All right?
All these ass clowns that have been subsidized with our tax dollars to turn food into ethanol so that we can put in our gas guzzlers.
I mean, it's one of the most stupidest, ridiculous policies of all time.
It almost looks coordinated so that, you know, it could drive the cost of these commodities even that much more higher.
I mean, you have to understand.
We are burning food.
That's what we're doing.
We're burning food.
That's why the increase in corn and everything else is going higher because we have this stupid tax-funded subsidy that goes out to the corn ethanol industry to fund this supposed alternative energy source, and it's pathetic.
And you know who I feel sorry for is these Mexicans down here in Mexico.
I mean, how the hell are they going to make their tortillas?
How the hell are they going to make their tamales and their enchiladas?
You know what I'm saying?
I mean, this is a very integral part of these people's diets, for Christ's sake, man.
And, you know, they can't buy these types of products because, oh, America is going to use its corn to burn it, to put it in gas guzzlers as a supposed alternative energy source to petroleum.
Pathetic.
And I'm the racist, right?
I'm sitting over here worried about these Mexicans, but I'm the racist, right?
Now, screw all you assholes that say I'm racist.
All right?
Anyway, let's see.
What else we got?
We got cotton up.
Oh, that's great, isn't it?
$2.84.
That's a percentage increase of 2.81%.
And, you know, the reason I'm upset every time cotton goes up is because I'm tired of seeing these goddamn fruity asses, man.
I mean, especially out here in Austin, Texas.
I mean, we've got like a fruity-ass douchebag culture going on out here in Austin, Texas, man.
It's really fri freaking pathetic.
I mean, you know, Amber Crombie Fitch, what is it, Hollister, what is it?
Ed Hardy, all these little fruity-ass little names, man.
I mean, they should be ashamed of themselves manipulating these douchebags into believing that, you know, to pay $90 a shirt for something that's eight times too small to show man nipples and man boobs.
And, you know, I'd like to believe that the reason they're doing this is because of the increase in cotton.
But, you know, I'm starting to believe that the reason they're doing this is because people are just stupid.
They're idiots.
Anyway, let me go ahead and continue forward, folks.
We got wheat futures down at least $13.75.
We've got sugar up modestly, $0.08.
Soybean futures are down $5.75.
Lumber is up modestly.
It's only up 90 cents.
Oat futures, Jesus Christ.
Did you see oats for Christ's sake?
Everything we eat is going up.
How convenient, folks.
Not only are we going to take it up the tailpipe when it comes to energy costs, now we're going to take it up the tailpipe when it comes to freaking food.
Great.
This is going to eat into my drinking money.
As a matter of fact, where's my drink?
Jesus Christ, man.
I'm used to, you know, $400 bottles of scotch, baby.
You understand?
I'm used to the best.
The best that the alcoholic libation community has to offer.
And if I'm going to have to spend more money on my sirloin steaks, T-bone steaks, my rich meats, and so on and so forth, man, it's going to eat into my drinking time.
You know, it's going to eat into my drinking money.
I don't appreciate that.
I don't appreciate that whatsoever.
Give me my drink.
There it is right here.
Yeah.
That's some good stuff.
Hey, before we move on to talk about the other futures, I want to give some shout-outs to the folks that are actually retweeting the first tweet on my Twitter account, folks, because, you know, they deserve some props.
So let's see what we got here, folks.
We've got Alpha Q Hard.
Oh, yeah, screw you.
You see, you know what, folks, if you hear these funny names, if you're in the archive, because we do have a lot of archive listeners, believe it or not, and they wonder why exactly I say these ridiculous names.
These idiots are putting it out here.
These morons are making these accounts and they're making me say these things.
All I'm trying to do is give people shout-outs, give people some props, throw people a peace sign.
And this is what they're doing to me.
This is the kind of garbage that they do to me.
Jesus Christ.
It makes the ulcer that I've got in my stomach bubble up with stomach plasma.
There, smell that.
Anyway, I'm sorry, folks.
I didn't mean that.
That was horrible.
That was ungentlemanly-like.
But I mean, look at these people.
Look at what they're making me do here.
Anyway, what else we got?
We got Nick Hurt.
Ah, you stupid dumb assholes.
We got My Drew Peacock, FT Karma.
We've got I'm a Racist.
Screw you.
I'm not a racist, all right?
I'm a melting pot of friendship.
Stop making the implication.
We got D0 D010595 something.
We got Anal Worm Travel.
We got Mike Hunt Stink.
We got, oh, screw you, man.
We got Isaac Cox.
We got Feeling is Jewels.
I mean, I mean, Jesus Christ.
Oh, man.
Any other ones, Engineer?
We've got a couple more.
We've got Jim 9349.
What's up, Jim?
And we got Alcoholic.
Anyway, what I'm asking for everybody to do, if you haven't heard by now, please retweet the first tweet on my Twitter account.
And of course, if you don't know the Twitter account, well, you should have known by now, baby.
It is Ghost Politics.
Let me go ahead and post it on the screen for all the folks that don't know.
Here it is, Ghost Politics.
All right.
What are they saying here?
Isaac Cotton.
Oh, screw you.
I didn't even know.
Screw you, idiots, man.
Anyway, anyway, let's continue going.
All right.
Let's continue going with the commodities and we'll move on.
We were at, where were we?
Oat futures up $12.
That's a percentage increase of 3.13%.
We don't really cover rough rice, but I just want to show you that everything that we are eating is going up.
It is up 1.12% today.
Soybean oil futures are down 54 cents.
That's a percentage decrease of 0.93%.
And wool, oh, Jesus Christ.
I mean, I don't really, I don't trade wool futures, but did anybody see wool today, for Christ's sake?
Rising Food Prices Explained00:02:00
I mean, it's up $29 today.
That's a percentage increase of 2.02%.
I mean, what did the market bulldykes take control of the wool market?
I mean, come on, seriously.
I mean, this is horrible.
What's going on?
Carpet munching day at the, you know, Jodi Foster gay.
I'm kidding.
Anyway, let's move on to the metals market.
All right.
Industrial meals.
We got copper future down modestly 15 cents today.
Gold.
Gold at least is up.
It's up $6.50.
That's a percentage increase of 0.42%.
Closing out today at $1,545.20.
All right.
And that's per troy ounce of gold, folks.
$1,545.20 per troy ounce of gold.
Silver saw a dramatic increase today.
That was, I mean, silver was up 91 cents.
That's a percentage increase of 2.48%.
Closing out today at $37.53 per Troy ounce of silver.
We've got livestock.
This is all the stuff we eat.
Everything we eat.
Anyway, cattle futures are up 75 cents.
We've got cattle feeder futures up 52 cents.
And look at this bull run on lean hog futures.
I mean, for the past several days, we've been seeing 2.5%, 3% increases in lean hog futures.
Today, another increase of 1.76% increasing at 1.6, excuse me, $1.60.
So all you idiots that like to shove a couple of ham bones down your gullet every now and then, for Christ's sake, I mean, this is going to hit your pocketbook.
It's going to hit everybody's pocketbook, for Christ's sake.
Anyway, that's the markets for your ass, all right?
Junkyard America Critique00:15:45
Anyway, folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
I want to give some more shout-outs to people that are actually retweeting the program.
And, of course, you want to participate and get a shout-out over the program.
Retweet the first tweet at my Twitter account.
The Twitter account, of course, is Ghost Politics for all that don't know.
There it is.
Let me get a couple of more shout-outs here.
I'm a cornmeat too, okay?
Hard for Howard.
Screw Howard Sturt.
Screw you and screw Howard Stern, all right?
You know, for you folks that don't know, you know, we got Howard Stern listeners and his minions coming in here trying to siphon the tens of thousands of listeners that I have listening to my broadcast worldwide throughout the world.
And this idiot sends his minions to come in here and try to siphon listeners from me, and I don't appreciate it, all right?
I don't appreciate it whatsoever, man.
So, you know, Howard Stern, you know, shove it up your ass.
Shove it up, you're clogged up pooper, all right?
You're not going to get the tens of thousands of listeners that I have throughout the world, all right?
You're not going to do it.
Anyway, we got I'm Connie Mist.
We've got my screw me, America!
I'm a capitalist.
And let me tell you, you idiots that, you know, make these little communist little inferences and try to make me say communist, I really take offense to that asshole.
All right?
Communism is the biggest threat to the world next to theocracy.
Next to theocracy.
So, you know, I mean, don't make me say anything in a positive manner to these disgusting, left-wing, long-haired, liberal, bed-winning, hippie commies.
Stupid asshole.
Anyway, we got Maya Azreaks.
Who else we got going on here?
And I'm going to move on.
I'm going to have to move on to another subject matter.
We got Oku U69.
We got Master Evate.
We got Uzygak.
And that's it, folks.
Let me go ahead and continue on with the program, folks, because we got a lot of things to cover here.
We got lots of things to cover.
We got Obama announcing new government programs to focus on quote-unquote economic growth in rural areas.
Yeah.
How convenient Obama comes out and is going to give some government subsidies to the Poe in the rural communities.
Now, what does this mean exactly?
Why would Obama be doing this?
Well, I'll tell you why.
I'll tell you why, all right?
Because Obama's trying to buy boats, baby.
I mean, he's already turned all the metropolises, well, at least most of them at least, in America, into Junkyard America.
You know what I'm talking about, right?
Oh, yeah.
We're the new Junkyard America, baby.
And you should have known by now.
You should have known by now.
That's the new liberal junkyard America.
Yeah, we're giving out handouts.
We're giving out taxpayer money down here.
We ain't paying taxes.
We're the government.
We're the government.
We don't get taxpayer money.
Hey, Junkyard America.
Yeah, we're giving out $300 million because we government paying taxes.
We don't care.
We're going to get our money anyway.
All Americans hope we believe it.
Junkyard America.
Anyway, no offense, folks, but that's what it's turning into.
It's turning into Junkyard America.
He's already turned every metropolis into a goddamn cesspool.
And now he wants to turn rural communities into the same thing.
And I think it's disgusting that we're sitting here allowing continuous government spending into sectors where the private sector should be worried about.
And the only reason that the private sector isn't making any kind of massive investments in anything is because of the tax structure, because of the regulation that this government has instilled upon us.
And I think it's disgusting that old Obama over here is trying to, you know, buy votes.
You know, remember, election time is 2012.
You know, a lot of people out there in rural America don't like Obama.
They're blaming Obama for a lot of things.
So if Obama kind of gives capitalist taxpayer money to the Poe in the rural communities, all them racist rednecks out there in the hillbillies of Kentucky and the Ozarks and the southern regions, they're going to be like, well, Obama gave me some money, right?
Go out there and get me some hillbilly heroin, some of that ox of cotton and go out there.
They're just going to be happy as a little lark.
They're going to go out there to the voting booth.
They're going to vote for Barack Obama so they can continue to get free money from taxpayers like myself and everybody who works hard out there in America.
It's horrible.
I want to hear from you.
What do you think about this?
All right?
What do you think about this?
646-652-4869 is the number to call.
All right, let's take some calls right now.
Area code 111.
What's up?
Hey, ghost.
I think you're a faggot, redneck, racist piece of shit.
Yeah, well, you know what?
Nobody cares what you have to say.
You got a little fruity ass voice.
You're too fruity to be on this program.
You're too freaking fruity.
All right?
Next time you call up here, boy, you better sound off like you've got a pair.
You better nut up or shut up, you stupid moron.
You're going to sit over here and call me some kind of homosexual derogatory name.
You sound fruitier than a box of fruit boobs.
Get this idiot off!
You have to forgive me, folks.
I had a steak for lunch today.
Go out of red meat.
You know what I'm saying?
So I'm a little pissed.
You know what I'm saying?
I've got the primal animal instincts, for Christ's sake.
You come at me with any kind of negativity, I'm going to start kicking some ass.
Do you understand?
I'm going to start kicking some freaking ass.
Hold on, let me calm down.
I'm sorry.
We're supposed to be talking about Obama announcing these new government programs for rural America.
You know, I mean, this is nothing more than buying votes.
You know, just like he bought votes in the inner city, this is what Obama's doing with these new initiatives.
And that's what I want to talk about.
Let me go ahead and get.
Where's my drink?
to drink.
This is what I'm talking about, baby.
Yeah.
I feel better.
I feel good now.
Let's take some more calls.
What's everybody think about these new government programs to pander to the Poe in rural America?
Let's talk to Josh Dyer.
What's up?
Yeah, you're a fucking idiot, right?
I think that Ron Paul is going to win the fucking 2012 election, and you're just a fucking fat.
Whoa, whoa, wait, wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
Do you even know what Ron Paul's about there, son?
Yeah, he's about liberty, fucking freedom, and you not being so fucking racist.
Liberty is the anti-racist.
Whoa, Calm your ass down there.
What are you talking about?
He's for liberty.
He wants to, you know, be some kind of an isolationist, prehistoric, restore borders type of ideology.
You know, I mean, this is a new world there, Josh Dyer.
I mean, you have to understand that, you know, we can no longer sit here and be under some kind of prehistoric society where we have these walls against each other.
And we think that this is just going to somehow continue with some kind of human progress without the collaboration of all people on this planet.
You know, so, you know, in my personal opinion, I think Ron Paul is nuts for being in isolationist, not to mention he's prehistoric in his idea that we have to, you know, go back to the gold standard.
I mean, I mean, do you know that, I mean, just take a look at this.
You take a look at all the growth economically that has happened under the gold standard.
Then, once Richard Nixon took America off the gold standard, take a look at all the capital that was made during that time.
Do you understand?
Take a look at all the capital that was made when Nixon took America off the gold standard.
All right?
I mean, you know, fractional reserve banking is where it's at.
It's just fiscal irresponsibility by our government is what's causing the economic crisis and the depletion and the debasing of our currency right here in America.
All right, so don't sit over here and give me this crap.
I mean, you know, what else are you going to say there, Josh Dyer?
Yeah, of course.
You don't have nothing to say.
Come on, say something.
I know you're here, boy.
Come on.
I couldn't hear you.
You were too busy sucking someone's dick, you fucking fat.
I'm now talking to you, like appropriate gentlemen, you stupid osclown.
Go ahead and talk.
Don't hang up.
Come on.
Don't hang up.
Come on.
You see, not even in Europe, man, not even in Europe can they sit here and attempt to try to school me.
And they can't do it.
All they hear is Americans saying, Ron Paul, Ron Paul, Ron Paul.
And then when you put these people in their place and they don't know what to say, they're just like, how did you stole soaking somebody's coke?
And then when you try to put them in their place, that's it.
They go away.
They go away and they hang up, man.
Stop hanging up.
Morons.
Come on there.
He went away for Christ's sake, this stupid milky liquor.
Anyway, 270 Area Code, you're on the horn.
What's up?
Hey, Ghost.
All right.
So I just heard you talking about how you're upset with the royal support from the government.
I haven't honestly read up on it yet, but I'm all for it.
Myself personally, I own a farm with about 200 head of cattle.
I myself am six months away from getting a master's degree in business here at a local college in Kentucky.
And, you know, I'm happy to hear about it because, I mean, who feeds these huge cities?
It's the rural areas.
And I mean, yeah, you can dog.
And, you know, maybe Eastern Kentucky, they do a lot of the backyard meth, you know, the Oxies, whatever.
But, I mean, I'm pleased to hear about this.
Well, you know, you're supposed to be getting a degree in business.
You should understand that by the government intervening with farming, it's what ruins the whole pricing structure of the commodities in general.
The whole reason why commodities and food has gone up is because of the government's interference in it.
I mean, you know, especially cattle farmers.
I mean, you know, I mean, wouldn't you like to be able to regulate your own prices without the government sitting in here and coming to your farm since you're going to be so embraceful of government intervention, government subsidy?
I mean, you know, the government's going to come into your farm and say, okay, you've got 200 cattle.
We're going to take 100 of those cattle and government subsidize those.
We're going to take the meat from those and give it to whoever we feel like it.
And we're only going to pay you this amount of money, no matter how much more you want.
We're just going to pay you this amount of money.
That's it.
Meanwhile, the hundred extra cattle that you have, you're going to increase the price because you're going to give me the same sob story that you're giving me now that, oh, I have to do this.
I got a master's degree.
I'm out here in Kentucky.
I've got our shit around this and that.
And look, I don't blame you for raising the price on that last hundred cattle, but you shouldn't have even been interfering with the government to begin with, boy.
And you're calling yourself somebody of business?
I mean, how can you embrace government intervention into the private sector and say that you've got a goddamn degree in business and are proud of it?
All right.
The only thing I saw was just economic growth in the rural areas.
Past in the three months, cattle prices, when it goes to actually sell them, has gone up about 150%.
It's crazy how much more profit I'm making now.
Yeah, well, no, I understand that, sir.
And the reason that you're increasing in profit is because 35% of America right now collects food stamps and food cards.
And they're getting about $1,000 a month, and they're going and they're getting steaks, they're getting sirloins, they're getting everything.
And of course, you love government influence.
And let me tell you something.
You know, the farmers, in my personal opinion, are the biggest next to corporate welfare recipients like Goldman Sachs and GM and GE.
The farmers are the biggest teeth suckers of the American government and of capitalists like myself.
I mean, let me ask you a question.
Since you're so embracing of government funding you, do you consider yourself a capitalist?
I do.
I mean, at the same time, I get what you're saying.
It's just a small-town farmer like me, it is a retirement plan.
You know, whenever I get out of the business world, I get up to be your age.
We all know you're old as fuck.
I'm going to have something to fall back on and spend my days as I sit on my ass and drink a job.
Yeah, you wait until us capitalists take power there, you damn government entitlement recipient.
Get that itchy out of it.
Get him off!
I'm not going to sit here and get any kind of asshole trying to justify any kind of government entitlement he's receiving.
Do you understand?
I mean, you're going to sit over here.
I don't care, man.
I'm on that me.
He sounds no different than the morons that are doing the same thing, having six or seven kids so that they can collect off the government.
It's disgraceful.
Damn farmers.
Of course they're.
Yeah, yeah, come on.
I want the government to bail out my farm.
I want them to bail out my farm.
Screw you, all you people that are collecting government entitlements.
Go screw yourselves, all right?
And I said it.
Oh, here's Josh Dyer again.
What happened to you, boy?
Yeah, of course.
Yeah, play a little stupid song, of course.
Of course.
No balls, no substance, nothing.
I mean, do we not remember stimulus package two, folks?
Do we not remember when the liberal regime implemented this so-called stimulus package two and bailed out everybody?
Everybody that contributed to their campaign contribution accounts, they bailed out.
I mean, does everybody not remember this crap?
This happened in 09, for Christ's sake.
All right, I mean, does everybody not remember this crap?
I mean, hello, I mean, God damn it, this thing on.
I mean, we bailed out corporate America, you assholes.
We bailed out these idiots that should have fallen.
All right, all these idiots, Goldman Sachs, GM, GE, hey, if they couldn't be around anymore, tough titty.
All right?
Tough titty.
All right, we wouldn't be in these deficits at this point in time.
Yeah, early 09 there, Inch Alottis.
Early 09.
Why don't you take a look at any goddamn chart of any stock, and you're going to see that the biggest dip, the biggest dip came in early 09, right after the president was sworn in.
Corporate Bailout Controversy00:02:38
You know it and I know it.
Take a look at any chart.
Take a look at Dow Jones Industrial.
Take a look at the SP 500.
Take a look at NASDAQ, you stupid morons.
Anyway, let's take it.
I mean, I just can't believe that we're having farmers call in now.
We're having rural farmers call in.
I'm the bad guy because I don't want these ass clowns to sit over here and c continue to collect government subsidies out of my taxpaying pocket and every other taxpayer who's out there.
Anyway, let me give some shout outs to the folks that are actually giving me a retweet on my Twitter account, folks.
And for you folks that don't know, I'm giving shout-outs right now.
Retweet the first tweet on my Twitter account, Ghost Politics.
Let me go ahead and take we got Okuyu, I think we already said him, Mass Tribate, Uzia Kak, Ghost Likes Toast, go screw yourself, Libby Earl, Goofy Bone Sexy, you sick freak, Goofy Virgin, I love you, Ghost, Rushan Pussia, screw you, I'm Sophie Hit.
Screw you too, all right?
I'm not a sophiot, you asshole.
Jack me off, I'm not saying that, you moron.
Orson Wells, we got Amanda Hump.
Oh, screw you, you stupid.
Where's my drink?
These idiots are making me look like a jag off on the air.
I'm trying to talk about, I'm trying to talk about serious subject matters.
I've got my whole listening base out here trying to make me look like a goddamn jag off.
Where's my dream?
Give me a drink.
I mean, this show is as serious as a heart attack, and this is the kind of crap that I get, for Christ's sake.
Engineer, are there any more tweets?
Yeah, there's no more tweets.
So let's take some calls here.
646-652-4869 is the number to call.
I want to hear from you.
Let's take some calls.
Area code 508, you're on the air.
What's up?
Yeah, Ghost.
I live on a farm, and why are you saying all this stuff about farmers and farm subsidies?
I mean, that's how we survive.
Without it, we'd be over $9,000 in debt.
No, shove it up, your ass.
All right, first of all, over $9,000 is an old meme.
Get in with the now there, new summer fag.
Farm Subsidies Debate00:02:38
Get in with the now, all right?
But first of all, I don't mean to be picking on the farmer.
Are you kidding me?
I know a bunch of farmers here in Texas that are independent.
Are you kidding me?
There's a farmer that's off the out here in Austin, Texas, that'll actually deliver you excellent cuts of meat out of their own private tattle farm, and they raise their meat under a certain set of environments, feed them certain things.
Unbelievable.
Unfreaking believable this meat, and they'll deliver to you, you know, you want to order about 10 pounds of this crap.
I mean, unfreaking believable.
All right.
And they're making gang loads of money.
You know, I actually know the individual that owns the farm.
I'm actually a customer of theirs.
that business couldn't be better.
I mean, you know, people actually like their, it's an upscale meat, of course.
It's not meant for general consumption.
You know, that stuff that's meant for general consumption.
I mean, what are they feeding them cows?
Like fertilizer or whatever.
You know what I'm saying?
Whatever.
Let me go ahead and give some more shout-outs.
I want to take another call here.
We got, I'm not saying those names.
I'm not saying these names, you asshole.
I can see them.
I'm not saying them.
iPod Master, what's going on?
Excuse me, iPod Master 93.
Bill Fodsham.
Ghetto Capitalism.
Screw you with your ghetto capitalism, whoever put that, all right?
Let's continue going, folks.
We were talking about Obama, of course, announcing an initiative to make government programs that will focus on economic growth in the rural communities.
I myself am believing personally, and I think everybody should personally believe in their opinion, that this is nothing more than buying votes.
And it's really disgraceful that the liberal regime, this is the kind of politics that they're playing.
And this is why I'm advocating, and I will always advocate until the day I die, that the general mass American public should not be allowed to vote.
All right?
The general mass American populace should not be allowed to vote, period.
I mean, the political participation should be limited to the group, exclusively to the group.
And I'm talking about none other than the capitalists.
I'm talking about the individuals that actually contribute to the government.
I'm talking about the individuals that are actually taxpayers.
All right?
And I'm not talking about, you know, how can I put it?
Taxpayer Funding Arguments00:03:42
You know, anything extraordinary.
I mean, it's really easy to be a capitalist.
I mean, you know, this is an easy little, just a little phase that we can add into the voting system that can, you know, just kind of even this all out.
A prerequisite before you go into the voting booth, you have to show a tax return from the previous year that shows that you at least worked and made at least, I don't know, like $15,000 to $17,000 at least.
Because if you're making anything under that, we're paying for you.
All right?
We're paying for you.
So I'm just saying, you know, before they enter in the voting booth, you've got to show that you actually work for a living.
And if not, if you're just one of these recipient entitlement ass clowns, well, then get over there in the side of the road and collect your goddamn welfare check while it's still here, you stupid loser.
Anyway, let's take some more calls here.
Oh, let me move on to another subject matter.
I don't want to beat up on farmers.
I mean, I'm from Texas.
I know a lot of private farmers.
I know a lot of private farmers that are making some serious capital without government subsidies, mind you.
And for all you people that are going to sit over here and say that that's what you live on, it'll bull crap.
Anyway, Citigroup.
That's right.
Citigroup, the bank, the credit card company, says that card customer names and IDs were breached in the latest hacker attack.
That's right.
I mean, things like social security numbers, names, information were actually leaked by some hack attempt, somebody that infiltrated the network systems of this company.
Over 210,000 credit card accounts in North America were breached.
So these are all American accounts.
So if you happen to have a Citigroup card, make sure you look into this, investigate, make sure that you are not an individual that has gotten breached because once again, I mean, this was not just credit card numbers and addresses.
This was, you know, this is social security numbers, names, accounts, contact information, dates of birth, bank security codes, you know?
I don't know.
Sorry.
Maybe I'm making Mountain out of a mohill.
It's just my opinion that maybe, just maybe Citigroup should secure their goddamn account.
I mean, this is Citigroup here, man.
Did you know that Citigroup, according to Bloomberg News, had over 21.1 million credit cards accounts, 21.1 million credit card accounts at the end of the first quarter of this year.
At the end of the first quarter this year, for Christ's sake, can you believe that crap?
I mean, the division said that first quarter profit from continuing operations more than tripled to $460 million from the same period last year.
I mean, do you understand what I'm saying?
I mean, they have all this money.
They're making all this money off of interest.
They're making all this money off of these stupid little bank charges.
I'm sick and tired of these credit card companies, you know, trying to how can I put it?
Rearrange the date when you pay your bill.
I like how those idiots like to do that.
They like to, you know, make sure that you buy some stupid insurance that you don't need in case of identity theft, which is ridiculous.
Bank Charges Rant00:15:26
You know what I'm saying?
Give me a break.
I mean, this is a billion-dollar company and they can't secure their damn networks for Christ's sake.
I mean, what's going on here, man?
Anyway, I want to hear from you.
What do you think about all this crap?
646-652-4869.
We got Dunlop.
What's up?
Shove it up, your ass.
We got Dr. Brilterson.
What's up?
Yo, Ghost, what's up?
How's it going, man?
Pretty good.
I just wanted to say that I think that Howard Stern is a better communist.
Well, who really cares?
Actually, Howard Stern isn't a communist, you idiot.
That guy's making hundreds of millions of dollars throwing salamis at porn stars' assholes, and you idiots are sitting over here buying it like lab rats running to a food pellet for Christ's sake.
I mean, give me a freaking break.
DO1, what's up?
Hey, Ghost.
How's it going, man?
Hey, I was just wondering.
Do you have a different job other than this?
Like, this is an honest question.
I've been saying that, you know, I have brick-mortar businesses that bring me in generated streams of revenue.
I've got some real estate that I currently own off the coast of Texas here that gives me some residual income.
I also, at 5:30 in the morning, start trading market futures.
You know, I start trading options.
I start, you know, once the day's trading begins, I'm day trading for Christ's sake, making liquid capital and parlaying that liquid capital so I can put them in my long-term investments, so on and so forth.
So, for you to sit over here and say that, what do you do for a living?
Well, you have to think.
I have an office space out here in Austin, Texas.
And let me tell you, I've already shown on YouTube, you know, a glimpse of what I'm looking at outside every time I broadcast.
I'm looking at the city lights of Austin, Texas.
I'm looking right here at the Capitol building.
I'm looking over here to the right.
I'm seeing the UT tower that one idiot went up and started sniping people from.
As a matter of fact, well, maybe I'm a little too far, but I was going to say maybe I'm even in sniping distance from this tower, but I think I'm a little far here.
But once again, I mean, I have office space where I come in 5:30 every morning, man.
You know, I'm trading futures.
I'm day trading.
You know, I'm moving money.
I mean, that's what I do, baby.
That's what I'm a capitalist.
Do you understand what I'm saying?
I mean, seriously, I'm a capitalist.
I mean, what the hell do you do for a living?
Oh, I'm a day trader.
I just trade.
Oh, yeah, you're a day trader.
Oh, I'm a day trader.
So, what's some of the recent plays you've done today?
I want to raise my kids with you.
Of course.
You don't know shit from Shinola.
You're just some stupid peach fuzz on the balls having kid that doesn't know shit from Shinola.
See, this is what's really unfortunate, Tom.
This is what's really unfortunate that the youth, you know, they want to be in opposition of yours truly.
You know, they want to, you know, sit over here and try to make a point that can put me in my place.
But when they realize they can't do it, and I make them look lower than Minnie Me's nutsack, this is the kind of garbage that they resort to.
This is it.
I mean, there's no cognitive reasoning.
There's no critical thinking.
It's disgraceful.
And I know there's a lot of folks out there that continue to say, they continuously say that, oh, ghosts, that's not America.
You're telling those people to call in ghosts.
There's no way that America's that dumb.
No, they're that freaking dumb.
All right?
They're that dumb.
Anyway, we're talking about Citigroup saying that card customers' names and IDs were breached, 210,000 of them.
And all I'm saying is that why isn't Citigroup paying more attention to their freaking networks?
I mean, once again, I mean, they made triple profits, baby, for this credit card industry for the first quarter.
How can they not take some of that capital, some of that money, and secure these goddamn networks?
It's pathetic.
Anyway, let's take some more calls here.
646-652-4869 is the number to call.
Oh, yeah, before we take calls, I want to give some shout-outs to people that are retweeting the first tweet on my Twitter account.
And if you don't know, folks, all you got to do is go to my Twitter account.
Ghost Politics is the Twitter name.
Here it is right here.
I'm going to go ahead and give some more shout-outs.
What else we got?
We got Ghetto Capitalism.
Yeah, screw you.
Alex Boy.
I'm not saying that, you idiot.
Neil and suck.
Screw you.
Gay for ghost.
Die for ghetto capitalism.
Screw you.
AIDS for breakfast.
Isaac Horses.
Screw you too, asshole.
What is capitalism?
Hoes.
I'm not saying that.
Single mom.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Here we got a single mom.
Yeah, I remember a single mom.
We got Nick.
Screw you too.
Ivana Humpel.
Screw you.
I'm not saying the last.
You people are really disgusting, man.
You know what I'm saying?
You people that are retweeting this and trying to get me to say these dumbass little names.
I really don't appreciate it, man.
I mean, the reason I'm asking you to retweet this is in hopes of spreading capitalism throughout the world.
You know what I'm saying?
Not to sit here and make me look like a damn jagoff.
All right?
Anyway, we got Citigroup once again saying card customers' names and IDs were breached.
210,000 of them.
Nobody seems to give a crap.
I mean, does anybody have a Citigroup card?
Area code 337, you're on the horn.
What's up?
Hey, this is Black Harry Connick.
Who that?
What?
I like you paying your taxes because it buys me steaks.
Oh, yeah, you're.
What did you say your name was again?
I didn't hear your name.
Black Harry Connick from yesterday.
Black Hair Econics.
You fucking reach out.
Is that what you said?
Because you know what?
I'm thinking, it's time to play Guest of Minority.
That's right, baby.
That's what I'm talking about.
It is time to play the game that everybody loves to play.
It is guest the minority.
I definitely hear some kind of ethnic way.
And if you hear it, I'd like to see you put your guests on the screen right now in the chat room.
All right?
I want to hear from you right now.
Anyway, go ahead.
Are you there, 337?
Go ahead.
Yeah, I'm here.
All right.
Now, what's your favorite food?
Everything.
Steaks.
Free steaks.
Free steaks?
Food stamp steaks.
You're black, right?
No.
Oh, yeah.
What are you?
I am white.
You're not white.
You're not white.
You're either black or Mexican or Black Sikin.
I am white.
You are not white.
As a matter of fact, you're just exhaling dope smoke.
I can hear it right now.
You're obviously in some lower end of the economic strata.
So why don't you just be plowed?
Why don't you just be brown and proud?
Well, I'm white, and I'm farming children, so I get free money from you.
Now, you're not white.
I know you want to be white.
You know, I don't know why.
I mean, you know, cracker-ass crackers ain't doing much better, but I mean, just be just be admitted.
Just admit it.
Come on, man.
We know what you are, right?
Come on.
What are you?
Come on.
I am so white.
Yeah, that's right.
Yeah, you see, I'm saying black.
What does everybody think?
It's either black, Mexican, or Black Sikin.
Either one.
You know, that's all I'm saying.
Anyway, obviously, he has no shame.
He's like, yeah, baby, I'm eating steaks, baby.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm eating steaks, baby.
I'm sitting over here collecting all the food stamp food car babies and new junk out of Megaba Obama, baby.
You understand what I'm saying?
Yeah.
Shut your ass.
Anyway, let's take some more calls.
We're supposed to be talking about Citigroup saying card customer names and IDs were breached here.
210,000.
Doesn't seem like anybody gives two rats' asses.
But let's see what else we got here.
We got Shooting Star.
What's up?
I'm really happy for you.
I'm let you finish.
But Beyonce had one of the best videos of all time.
Screw you.
All right.
And screw Beyonce, too, for Christ's sake.
I mean, isn't everybody tired of this Skankosaurus already, for Christ's sake?
I mean, that's enough.
All right?
That's enough of this bitch.
All right?
That bitch has been plastered on every media, and I'm sick of seeing this bitchy blonde weave that this bitch is sporting.
I know that everybody thinks that she's unbeweavable and she's got a nice rump or whatever the case might be, but that's just about enough.
This bitch is being taken care of by Jay-Z.
You know, you know that Jay-Z's making all the capital, all the money she should be in the kitchen where she belongs, you know, making this guy some, you know, corn grits or whatever the hell he likes to eat for Christ's sake, because I'm sick and tired of this bitch going out and her music sucks.
Her act sucks.
All it is is some tribal booty shaking.
And we're supposed to be happy about that or something.
This is supposed to be some great, you know, great thing for Christ's sake.
Anyway, that's enough.
Who else we got?
We got I'm a fat tard.
Go ahead.
Okay, thanks, man.
Really, thank you.
Well, here's the immigrant European Arab.
What the hell do you have to say today?
Well, I listened to your advice right about fucking communism, and I'm making tons of money, man.
Man, we can't even understand what you're saying.
You stupid, dumb, broken English jerk ass.
I mean, you understand?
I mean, you know, we can't understand what you're talking about.
Do you know how to communicate?
What language do you normally speak?
What language do you normally speak?
Mexican.
No, you don't normally speak Mexican.
You're a la Akbar or something is what you're doing, right?
A little a la Akbar?
Well, I also speak Dutch.
Is that better?
Well, I doubt it.
I think you're a little bit of an a la Akbar.
All right.
Let me see.
Who else we got going on over here?
We got area code 586.
What's up?
Mom, I wasn't doing anything.
No.
I would just stop it.
I don't care.
I'm not smoking cigarettes.
Stop, baby.
Stop.
No, you.
I know what to do.
No, don't send me there.
No, no.
No.
No, don't send me there.
Oh, Jesus.
You just, oh, man, just hung up there.
I mean, I did try to leave it on, man.
It is hung up there.
Obviously, somebody's trying to get a hold of the phone there.
I just wanted to take a call.
Obviously, some kid, you know, getting bees, obviously smoking cigarettes.
I'm hoping that, you know, if the parent is, you know, implementing some kind of disciplinary measures, hopefully it's for good reason.
All right.
I mean, hopefully it's for good reason.
All right.
Hey, I'm not one to judge.
Maybe the kid deserved it.
Maybe he's a brat.
Maybe he's one of these idiots that call up and barrel roll, barrel roll, and do all the prank calls.
You know, mom, it's the beginning of the month.
You just saw the bill.
And she's like, what the hell?
What is it?
What the hell is it?
And she's beating his ass.
I mean, you know, what the hell?
Anyway, let me move on to another caller.
416, what's up?
Get that Soviet crap off, Mike.
Get off!
Anyway, folks, we are in the second hour of the True Capitalist Radio Show.
And of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
And once again, folks, I want to thank everybody, everybody, for tuning in with me.
Once again, folks, follow me on Twitter if you haven't done so already.
And moreover, if you want shout-outs right now over the air, retweet the first tweet on my Twitter account and you'll get some damn shout-outs.
So let me go ahead and give some more shout-outs.
We got I Love Rusa.
Now, screw you.
Ama Sasha Lee.
No, I'm not saying that.
We got Niagara Roll.
What's going on?
We got Twitter, my clitter.
Ah, Jesus Christ.
I'm so Vietnam.
MOA Come A Kill Weiner.
Oh, come on.
No, no, we're not.
We don't want any bad things happening to Weiner.
All right.
We just want him to resign and go to jail.
That's it.
He just, you know, justice needs to be served.
That's all.
Olive Dixon.
Ghetto Capitalism for Life.
Yeah, right.
Shove it up your ass.
Dog Humph.
Screw you.
Nah, screw you too.
Smell my poop.
Buck Cocky.
Humphrey Willie.
And I'm not saying that last one.
This is just disgraceful.
I mean, is there anybody out there with a decent name for Christ's sake that can retweet the broadcast?
I mean, seriously.
This is horrible.
Anyway, let me move on to another subject matter since we're in the second hour.
Before, we were talking about how Citigroup said that card customer names and IDs were breached.
I want to talk a little bit about the wildfires that are going on in Arizona right now.
I mean, this is definitely a serious subject matter in America.
I know there's a lot of folks out there in the international community that, you know, this really doesn't really concern, but I mean, it is starting to affect three states.
It's affecting New Mexico.
It's affecting the definite west end of Texas in El Paso.
You know, it's affecting three states.
There could be rolling blackouts, rolling blackouts in the parts of Arizona that are afflicted, also in New Mexico, and extending into West Texas and El Paso.
I mean, come on.
Wildfires and Data Breaches00:16:58
I mean, this is just, you know, this wildfire is getting out of control and unbelievable.
It doesn't seem like they're being able to get a grip on it.
Now they're talking about rolling blackouts.
I mean, has anybody noticed the heat wave throughout America, for Christ's sake?
I mean, there's a dramatic heat wave going throughout the country, and now you've got these ass clowns talking about rolling blackouts.
I mean, does that seem feasible for Christ's sake?
Oh, God, where's Mike Drake?
I just can't believe that this is happening in America.
I can't believe that we can't keep control of these wildfires.
All this because some asshole out there in Arizona, you know, started a campfire and it went out of control.
You know, it went out of control, for Christ's sake.
Anyway, let me take some more callers here.
We got real prowess.
What's up?
Hey, you guys, what's going on?
How's it going?
I'm doing all right.
I've actually got a story that sort of relates to what we're talking about right now.
All right.
All right, so I live here in New York City.
All right.
And I'm down on, well, I don't live on, but I was walking down East 22nd Street today.
And I see this little Asian woman, I guess.
I don't know.
I didn't really get a good look at her.
But she was walking next to her.
I'm going to assume her granddaughter.
Okay.
And this guy, he's walking next to them.
And out of nowhere, he takes this, I don't know, blunt object.
Yeah, you're taking too long.
All right.
If you actually saw somebody get hit with a blunt object, you wouldn't be like, I mean, if you're going to call me work to talk, when you got a pair of balls, for Christ's sake, I mean, the lack of confidence in this young man's attempt at lulls is directly related to him not being raised with both of his parents and only being raised by his mammy.
Disgraceful, horrible, and growsome balls, you stupid weak pussy.
All right, let's see.
Who else we got going on?
Area code 213, you're on the horn.
You there?
Can you hear me?
Yeah, yeah, we can hear you.
What's going on?
Hey, I heard you talking duck about Beyonce earlier in your show.
And that's just the racism coming out again.
You hated when black people make their money.
I'm not hating on anybody.
I'm just sick and tired of seeing this abroad.
You know what I'm saying?
I mean, what was the last hit that she put out?
What, what, like, five years ago?
It's enough.
Go back in the closet or in the shelf or in the attic.
It's enough.
Stop choking that kid, all right?
Jesus Christ.
But hey, I want to tell you something about Beyonce Knowles, though.
Beyonce knows.
You know, she may act like a diva on the screen, but she ain't nothing but a gold digger.
I don't care what she says.
She's gold digging Jay-Z.
And Jay-Z's at Paul Potakin.
That's my opinion on it.
Oh, you think you think that she's gold digging Jay-Z, huh?
What, baby?
What did you say?
Do you think she's gold-digging Jay-Z, huh?
You think that she's just in it to win it with this fool, huh?
Why the hell not, baby?
I would, you know, that's a lot of money, ghost.
She's trying to win the lottery.
She is trying to win the lottery, ghost.
That's, you know, that's that's it.
I almost heard a little bit of an inkling that you said that you would even screw Jay-Z for that money, huh?
That's a lot of money, Ghost.
That's a lot of money.
That's definitely, you know, when I think about it, I mean, you know, getting screwed by Jay-Z and getting that money is like that's the finest form of ghetto capitalism.
And I don't know how I could really disagree with that form of capitalism.
Are you advocating, are you actually advocating women going out and utilizing their asses to get paid?
I mean, isn't what you're advocating as ghetto capitalism?
Hey, look, baby, if those guys are dumb enough to do it, then why not?
You know, the government's dumb enough to give me a check every month, even though I'm a lawn on the side.
The government's dumb enough to give me a check every month, even though I don't really care about my school.
They're not dumb enough to give you a check.
You're ripping off the government, you stupid loser.
You're ripping us off.
You're ripping off the taxpayer, and you're shameless.
You're useless.
You're a waste of human life.
And every time you call in here, you've got that goddamn kid crying in the background, just waiting to get his diaper rash diaper changed.
I mean, I can't believe that you're shameless.
You're utterly shameless.
What is it within you that makes you so gutless, so shameless, so pathetic?
I mean, what is it?
I mean, do you have a lack of pride, a lack of integrity?
No, baby, it ain't a lack of nothing.
It's a lack of money.
I'm making my money, ghost.
You always get so mad when I make my money.
You know, I mean, you know, you, all right, let's break it down like this, ghost.
I made my money off government entitlements.
You got people on Wall Street making money off other people's 401ks.
What's the difference, Ghost?
What's the difference?
Well, you know, the difference is, is that people voluntarily put their money in 401ks.
And I think that's the most ridiculous thing of all time.
Anybody who's going to say, I got my nest egg.
I'm going to give this investment banker, hedge fund manager, mutual fund.
I'm going to give this whole chunk of money, my whole life savings.
I'm going to give it to you so you can make me more money.
That's the most ridiculous idea I've ever heard of my life.
And, you know, when I heard Bernie Madoff, you know, the Bernie Madoff scheme, I can't believe that they're actually going to compensate the assholes who lost money on this scumbag.
I mean, are you kidding me?
Are you kidding me?
Screw the people that lost money on this guy.
I mean, anybody who can't manage their own finances obviously doesn't give a shit about their life.
They obviously don't care about the progress of their future.
Everybody should be on top of every part of their personal finances.
You should never be dependent on anybody, anybody, when it comes to any of these mutual funds, 401ks, and none of this crap.
None of it.
You know, so, you know, to sit over here and, you know, to give pity on those that lost money with Bernie Madoff, screw you.
All right?
Anyway, do you have anything else to say, 213?
Because you're getting on my nerves.
I'm sorry, ghosts.
I don't mean to get on your nerves.
But, you know, I have to agree with what you say because, you know, I called you about a month and a half ago or two months ago when that Japan nuclear meltdown happened.
Hey, I just started buying bottles of water thinking the FEMA would compensate me for it.
But you know what?
They compensate before.
And you know what?
I didn't go out there and make a big deal about it, Ghost.
That's just money lost out of my pocket.
Shut up.
Shove it up.
It's money lost of my pocket.
It's money lost from the taxpayer's pocket, not your pocket, you moron.
You stupid idiot thought that you were going to actually get compensated for bottled water that you bought during the goddamn radioactive tsunami of Japan.
Are you kidding me?
And you actually want kudos?
You know what I mean?
You actually made kudos saying, oh, yeah, that's what I'm going to do.
I'm doing it.
That's no money out of my pocket.
Asshole.
Anyway, we were talking about the Arizona wildfires threatening electric utilities in three states.
You know, Arizona, New Mexico, and the west end of Texas.
And this is just getting ridiculous.
I can't believe that this is not making more headlines out there in the mainstream media.
It's pathetic.
My heart and prayers go out to all those folks, especially the capitalists.
Screw the losers.
I hope they get caught in the fire.
It would help the freeway travel a lot less more fluidly.
But let me tell you, for the capitalists that lost money, that lost lives, that lost property, my heart goes out to you because I know that your hard-earned money, your hard-earned money went into actually going and putting into your real estate, your car, your house, your prized possessions.
It's horrible.
It's just unbelievably horrible.
Anyway, I want to hear from you.
646-652-4869.
Hearts and prayers go out to the folks out there in Arizona and everywhere else that's afflicted with these wildfires.
I want to hear from you.
What do you got to say about it?
We got KDR.
What's up?
You're on the horn.
Yeah, you're just sitting there.
You're sitting there playing with your Peter Popper.
We got Capitalist Youth.
What's up?
Yeah, you're just sitting there playing with your Peter Popper.
We got Dennis Jones.
What's up?
I want to talk about the welcome.
Shut up.
We got 111.
What's going on?
Yep, sitting there playing with your Peter Popper.
We got Ry Tan.
You there?
I just can't do so music quick.
I fucking control my niggas and stupid idiot.
Who else we got?
We got David Duke.
Are you there?
Oh, Jesus Christ.
I mean, why call?
Why call up if you're not going to say anything, you assholes?
Anyway, just for that, I'm giving shout-outs to everybody who retweeted the first tweet on my Twitter account.
All right, let's give some props to some people here.
Who else we got?
We got I Started Fire.
Alcoholic Goat, screw you.
P. Drinka, screw you too.
Anita Mandick.
I'm not saying that, you asshole.
I fed.
No, I'm not saying that either.
Band 213, please.
They don't like you, ghetto capitalism.
They don't like your stupid dumbass and your dumb, stupid, crying kid.
It's enough.
It's stupid.
Who else we got?
We got I'm So V. No, I'm not saying that either.
Clint Horace.
Chris G. Chris P. Chiss.
I have no idea.
Buck Stocking.
Forgive Weiner.
No, no, I'm not going to forgive Weiner.
Forgive Wiener for lying to the American people.
Forgive.
I mean, screw you.
I'm not forgiving Weiner for nothing.
Nothing.
I propane.
All right.
You know, what else we got?
LOL at Arizona.
Oh, come on, you assholes.
All right, now it's going too far.
That's going way too far sitting over here LOLing at Arizona.
That is just too far.
That's disgraceful.
You people should be, you know, you should be ashamed of yourself.
You should be utterly ashamed of yourself for even making such an account for Christ's sake.
You know what I mean?
That's just horrible.
I'm not even going to give any more shout-outs after that.
It was just disgusting.
Area code 203, you're on the horn.
What's up?
Hey, Ghost.
Hey, what's going on?
Hey, I wanted to get your opinion on Bitcoins.
Oh, Bitcoins.
Yeah, that's actually a pretty good subject matter to talk about.
You know, Bitcoins, in my personal opinion, looks like a possible currency that could be a substitute for Internet transaction.
And the thing that I like about it is the anonymity.
The only thing I don't like about it is the open source code that they allow for some of the software when it comes to coin mining and that sort of thing.
I mean, a lot of things can be manipulated, in my personal opinion.
But if they fix the bugs in the software and they make it a little bit more user-friendly, I think that Bitcoins could be the currency of the internet.
You there, man?
203?
Yeah, well, I guess he didn't want to.
I mean, that's what I think about Bitcoins.
You know?
Who else we got?
We got two.
508.
What's up?
You're on the horn.
What's going on?
Ghost, you know the Galleria, right?
The Galleria?
You know the mall?
Which mall?
What the hell is it?
Galleria?
The one in Texas, because I went down there when I was 10, and then the security guard took you down.
Fuck.
Ah, boo.
A major fail.
Good God.
Hey, engineer, can we get a major fail for this asshole, please?
Can we get a major fail?
Oh, my God.
Horrible.
You should feel ashamed of yourself.
Unbelievable.
Unbelievable.
Jesus Christ.
What a horrible fail for Christ's sake, man.
I hope somebody sends you the Melissa virus.
And for all those that are wondering, I've been getting a lot of tweets.
I've been getting a lot of emails asking me about the new operating system that I'm programming.
You know, it's in development, folks.
Peanuts 2.0.
Peenix 2.0.
It's going to be coming to an open source community near you soon.
And let me tell you something right now.
Anybody who attempts to hack you with Peenix 2.0 is going to be infected with virtual herpes and all the other bad viruses that are not sought after by machines.
So Peenix 2.0, it's coming out soon, baby.
You know it and I know it.
Who else we got?
We got Capitalist Youth.
Did you get your mic situated or something?
Of course not.
We got Bottle Owada.
Are you there?
Hi, guys.
Jesus Christ.
We got a foreign trans testicle.
We got 337.
What's up?
What's up?
How's it going?
Why are you trying to finger little black kids' assholes?
Oh, you stupid idiot.
You know, I mean, is that the best you could come up with for Christ's sake?
I mean, seriously, man.
Why don't you come up with something a little bit more lulzy?
You want to know why you can't come up with it?
Because you're an ignorant piece of garbage, right?
Right?
That's right.
You know, I'm just an ignorant little piece of trash.
Of course.
I mean, you know, you couldn't come up with anything for Christ's sake.
I'll tell you what, all right?
You will cease to be an ignorant piece of trash.
Are you familiar with the hip-hop culture by any means?
No.
No?
Okay.
What do you listen to as far as your musical taste?
Bands like Come and Conquer.
Dying Feet, Agorpork, Nosebleed, Magruder Grind.
Oh, man.
You mean to tell me you're a metalhead, dude?
Yeah.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
That would explain the unoriginality for Christ's sake.
I mean, if I had to listen to the same three chords played by the same 50 bands, you know, I'd be just as stupid as you are, too, brother.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
Yeah, of course.
And you want to know why you're laughing?
Because I'm telling you the truth, all right?
I'm telling you the truth.
I mean, what is it to be a metalhead, really?
All right?
Give me a break.
You know, I mean, you don't shower.
You got nappy-headed long hair.
You play three power chords, and then you just scream over it like, Yeah, Satan!
Satan is my pal.
Satan is good.
That's all metal is, man.
All right, metal died.
Metal died with dime bag daryl.
British Monarchy Tirade00:13:00
So let's just leave it at that.
All right?
Let's just leave it at that.
Anyway, what else we got going on over here?
000, you're on the horn.
What's up?
Of course, you're just playing with your Peter Popper.
Who else we got going on?
We got 512, somebody from Alston, Texas.
Yo, what up, ghost?
What's going on, man?
How's it going?
Man, I want to say that that guy who called up talking about the Bitcoins, I think that that was that nine-year-old named Smell My Poop, but that's just my opinion.
I wasn't even going to say anything until he called up.
I think it's that nine-year-old, though.
Anyways, I hear you ranting about the New England, well, the UK's monarchy, like about the Queen and how they still have it and haven't abolished it yet.
And I actually have a reason on why they keep the monarchy around.
Let's hear it.
Let's hear it.
I mean, even though you're in Austin defending the monarch, but go ahead, you monarch words.
I'm not actually from Austin.
I'm from Colorado.
I'm just up here smoking weed with my friend that lives in Austin, but it's a beautiful city.
Anyways, are you there?
Yeah, we're waiting for you to give us an explanation on the pertinence of monarchism.
Go ahead.
All right.
Pretty much, you say that they give the monarchs a lot of money, which is true.
They give them tons and tons, millions of dollars.
But you have to think, how many dumbass people from around the world visit fucking England every year to take a picture with their wiener outside of Buckingham Palace?
I mean, think about how many dumbasses fucking watch the royal wedding on TV.
It's all tourism, baby.
It makes them billions of fucking dollars, man.
Billions.
It makes all the money back that they give to the Queen.
Oh, what a bunch of crap.
Get this shit out.
Get him off!
I mean, you know, in the time of austerity, you know, when the dependent UK people are so used to certain socialist endeavors like medical care and, you know, a lot of the other perks that the people in the UK like to take advantage of, and now they have to take a step back from it because of the austerity measures.
All right?
You've got these pompous-ass imbeciles in these monarch castles continuously being lavish and pompous when they are contributing a goddamn thing, all right?
They're not contributing a goddamn thing except being pompous and oh, look at me, oh I'm the queen, oh I'm the king of England.
Oh, yes.
I mean, look, I think England has a great system under the parliament system.
All right, I think that, you know, they could be doing just fine minus the monarchy.
You know, I think that what the English people should do, I mean, and moreover, these aren't even really real English or British.
These aren't even real British people.
Remember, the monarch, the name, the lineage of Britain, died when executed, King Philip II, I think.
King Philip II, something like that, was it?
What are those kings?
When Lord Cromwell took control of the monarch and took control of the government, that right there was the last British monarch.
And then when Lord Cromwell realized that, oh man, I don't want to be in charge of these people.
They want monarchy.
We have to make sure that we implement the monarch once again.
Because remember, Lord Cromwell, what was he?
He was in charge for like, what was it, almost 10 years, you know, or five years, something like that.
It was a considerable amount of time here.
All right.
And then when they tried to look for another monarch with lineage, the only one they could find was one in Bavaria.
You know what I'm saying?
One in the Austrian-Hungarian Empire.
And it wasn't even a male.
It was a female.
You know, it was the lineage of some female that they gave away to the Austrian-Hungarian Empire like five generations ago or something.
And then they took the heir of that stupid little offshoot, which was King George.
All right?
King George.
And that, my friends, is where the lineage starts with the current monarchy in power today.
These people aren't even British.
All right?
These people aren't even British.
They're German.
I mean, do you think it was a coincidence that Prince Harry went to that stupid costume party with a Nazi uniform?
Even though Britain was completely leveled in Blitzkrieg in the midst of World War II, so on and so forth.
I mean, can you believe this?
I mean, it's not a coincidence.
It's not a coincidence that he had no problem, you know, dressing in a goddamn Nazi uniform, throwing a sea hil, because he is German.
He is German.
So I do not respect the monarchy in England.
I respect the people of England.
They have an intense history.
You know, there's a rich history.
You know, they were the first out here to conduct what America is conducting at this point in time.
But let me tell you, I just, you know, I'm just saying, man, I mean, you know, this is just not cool what Britain's doing with this monarch.
I mean, we should not be acknowledging these people as anything special.
All right?
I mean, seriously, nothing special.
So anyway, I didn't want to get off on a tirade about the British monarchy, but I think that the British people are more than capable of doing without these stupid moochers that are in power.
I mean, you know, let's be honest.
I mean, they're moochers.
Anyway, let me move on.
I didn't want to get a debate about English history.
I just think it's sad that people are still worshiping monarchs here.
And it's sad.
I mean, this is a primitive concept.
This is primitive man.
Do you understand?
I mean, do you understand that we have to get rid of all these old world perceptions?
You know, monarchism, political romanticism, you know, what else?
Theocracy, culturalism, nationalism.
I mean, we've got to get rid of all these dumbass ideas.
All right?
We have to get rid of all of them because they're primitive.
I mean, we don't want to go back to the old world.
This is a new world where we're going to go forward.
We should be leaping forward in human progress.
We shouldn't be staying behind, for Christ's sake.
It's sick.
It's sick that these primitive idiots want to stay back and continue to live in some kind of jungle-based savagery.
It's disgraceful, man.
Anyway, let me move on to another subject matter.
We were talking about the Arizona wildfires out here in America threatening three states.
They're talking about rolling blackouts in parts of Arizona, parts of New Mexico, and far west Texas.
You know what I'm saying?
It's really, really sad, really pathetic, you know, what's happening here.
We can't control these fires.
My heart and prayers, once again, goes out to the capitalists that are being affected in this particular national disaster, you know.
Anyway, let's continue going, shall we?
We got Alabama enacting anti-illegal immigration laws.
Oh, isn't that great?
I mean, could you expect anything else from these three-toothed rednecks from Alabama, for Christ's sake?
Sweet home, Alabama.
Hurry, and I'm coming home for you.
I mean, you know, give me a break.
Anti-immigration laws.
Let me tell you, when I was a conservative, and let me tell you, the reason, you know, I'm no longer conservative, folks, is because Sarah Palin and how the conservative movement has turned from a movement with values into something that is accepting cougars, accepting, you know, single whore mothers that are accepting teen pregnancies, that are accepting all these ridiculous, fruity ass concepts.
And they stabbed me in the heart.
They stabbed me in the goddamn heart.
And I will never forgive the conservative movement for that.
So that's why I'm no longer conservative.
I am a capitalist.
And I don't care what your political position is.
We can disagree in politics.
We can disagree on certain subject matters, but all of us have to agree on capitalism.
All of us have to agree that we have to get what we put in to get what we deserve.
All of us have to agree that we can no longer embrace the riffraft of humanity and continue to feed, clothe, house these people, because not only is it becoming an economic burden on those of us that actually contribute to society, but it's also hurting the earth and the natural resources.
You know, so on and so forth.
This is just a disgrace that we have all these people saying that, oh, yeah, we got it.
We are the world.
We are the children.
Meanwhile, the people that are producing the children are trivializing life itself.
You understand?
People think that I'm the bad guy when I say that we should no longer continue feeding these wastes of human life that are doing nothing but mooching off of America, off of not only American governments, but governments throughout the international community.
I mean, it doesn't really matter what country you're living in.
If you're working hard 50, 60, 70 hours a week, you're getting taxes taken out of your check just so that you can see these idiots walk to the goddamn welfare check center.
It's pathetic.
It's horrible.
And this is why I'm saying, if you're a capitalist, and it doesn't matter what you do, I don't care if you're cleaning toilets.
I don't care if you're cleaning enema bags for a living.
I don't care if you're the, I don't care what you are, a CEO, a business owner, as long as you're working, as long as you're paying taxes, and as long as you are not collecting an entitlement, well, by God, I will fight with you on the front lines to make sure that the continuity of our prosperity will continue to flourish until the end of time.
I'm not joking.
And you know, what really makes me sick is that you got these shit-kicking hicks in Alabama thinking that they're actually doing something by saying, oh, yeah, we're not going to let these immigrants work here and grant property here.
We're not going to let them do that.
What?
Do you think these stupid white cracker ass cracker rednecks in Alabama, do you think that they're actually going to go out and work these jobs?
You actually think that you're going to get three-tooth rednecks that are guzzling down cheese whiz in their single-wide trailers, making money off the American government?
Do you think that they're actually going to go out there in the fields out there in Alabama?
Do you actually think they're going to go out there and do the jobs that nobody wants to do because it's so easy to be a goddamn loser?
Absolutely not.
And that's why, folks, I have changed my mind, you know, making this transition and denouncing the conservative movement.
I've changed my mind on immigration.
And I've already said this many times before.
I've said this, you know, a year or two ago.
That we need to start embracing immigration.
We need to start allowing individuals that are in this country actually working.
We need to give them amnesty so that we can make them taxpayers.
So that can be a whole new line of credits and mortgages.
I mean, that would actually increase the economy's productivity.
You know, I mean, you know, making these people United States citizens.
And, you know, what's really unfortunate is that I know people disagree with me, but why don't you take a look at how many illegal immigrants out here are working and how many Americans are collecting unlimited unemployment.
How many Americans are collecting food cards and food stamps?
It's a disgrace.
And I'm telling you, I mean, and this is what should be a prerequisite in this amnesty implementation.
If they're working here, if they've got a house here, if they've managed to be somewhat productive in this country, well, then by God, give them the goddamn amnesty.
Welfare System Discussion00:15:00
Anyway, I want to hear from you.
I think Alabama is being a bunch of stupid typical rednecks.
And, you know, I hope that we see a national amnesty bill that's implemented out here because it would help my businesses.
It would help my pocketbooks.
I mean, you know, that would mean that, you know, we would have actual credit lines out here from working people that could actually pay their freaking bill and not a bunch of deadbeat losers that when they can't pay their bill, they piss and moan and everything's taken away from them when it wasn't even theirs to begin with.
Anyway, let me take some calls here.
646-652-486.
Now, we got Ken Masters.
What's up?
Hello there.
Yeah, shut up.
We got Annie Anna Muss.
What's up?
Hi, I just wondered why you took this on confessionals.
What's that?
I can't understand you, that horrible voice modulator.
Can you say it again?
What voice modulator?
This is my voice.
Man, let me tell you, it's one of the worst voice modulators I've ever heard in my life.
I mean, seriously, I mean, I know anonymous.
You're not anonymous.
I mean, anonymous would actually have something a little bit better than that.
All right?
I mean, come on.
I mean, you know, I mean, there are Yahoo chat modulators that are better than that, for Christ's sake.
And this is the best you got?
Jesus Christ.
Get him off.
All right.
What else we got here?
111, what's up?
You motherfucker.
Yeah, your mother's a fucker.
Is that what you're saying?
Do you respect Howard Stern's penis?
Yeah, here we go.
Another, you know, fruity ass, sounding like a 17-year-old peach fuzz on the balls having gay boy trying to promote Howard Stern once again.
And let me tell you, I really don't appreciate this, man.
I mean, you know, these Howard Stern assholes are starting to piss me off.
Can somebody please email Baba Bowie or one of these idiots and tell them to piss off?
Can you tell them to piss off for Christ's sake, man?
I mean, look, Howard Stern can't compare to me, man.
He wouldn't even dare battle wits with me for Christ's sake.
I mean, compared to me, this man is a mental midget.
All right, the only thing he can do is throw salamis at an ass of some porn star.
And how hard is that?
How hard is that, really?
I mean, not to mention he's got a fake mop on his head, in my view, a fake-ass mop on his head.
You know, he wears those stupid glasses.
He's a 65-year-old prostate-infected piece of crap, and I don't appreciate him sending his minions over here in an attempt to siphon listeners from my tens of thousands of listener base across the world.
I don't appreciate that one bit.
I don't appreciate it one bit, for Christ's sake.
So, Howard Stern pissed off, man.
And, you know, what's sad is that this asshole doesn't go anywhere, you know.
I mean, he's not like me.
I'm out here at the goddamn 6th Street all the time.
I'm patronizing the great restaurants out here in Austin, Texas, like Perry's and other great restaurants, for Christ's sake.
Howard Stern doesn't go nowhere except to a stupid little studio and home.
You know what I'm saying?
I mean, you know, I wish I knew where he went so I can go and approach him and, you know, maybe take that man outside so we can throw fisticuffs and I can stomp a mud hole in his ass, kick it dry, then take a dirty yellow bubbly piss in it, and all he could be able to do is look at me with a yellow smile.
That's all there is to it, this stupid sack of crap.
Now, you could tell him I said that, and he'd be scared shitless, too.
You know it and I know it.
He'd be scared.
I mean, it ain't nothing for me to whoop a man's ass, folks.
I mean, you just don't understand that.
I mean, don't let this whole radio thing fool you here.
All right?
It is nothing for me to whoop a man's ass.
I mean, as a matter of fact, I enjoy it.
All right?
You come up to me thinking that you're going to mouth off, froth at the mouth.
I'm going to whoop your ass.
All right?
I'm not joking.
I got about 250 pounds of a gallon drum of whoop ass, and I'd pour it all over your ass.
I'm a big boy, boy.
I'm about 6'4, for Christ's sake.
You come on over here and talk that garbage, boy.
I'll whoop your ass.
Anyway, let me continue on.
I'm sorry.
I don't mean to go.
I'm starting to get a little juvenile.
I'm sorry.
Anyway, let me continue going.
We're supposed to be talking about this immigration law that Alabama is implementing, for Christ's sake.
All right?
I want to hear from you.
646-652-4869.
DFM, you're on the horn.
Sure.
I remember your immigration talk, and now I would like to come to America.
So you have number four Soviet embassy.
You stupid idiot.
I mean, you know what?
Why don't you stay right there?
Because I think it's time to play our favorite game.
And it's guest of minority!
That's right, folks.
Let me tell you, I know this guy is trying to hide.
Linguistic player to point in the direction of what culture this man is.
And I want to hear from you.
What are you doing?
Boy on the screen.
Let's hear you out that hook right now.
We're playing together.
Anyway, DFM, go ahead and keep talking.
What were you saying again?
I'm actually British and I'm not in the mood for playing so bye.
Oh, yeah, Roy.
Oh, he hung up.
I was thinking that he was a little Asian, you know.
I'm thinking that he was Asian for Christ's sake.
I mean, I heard a little bit of an Asian twang there.
You know what I'm saying?
A little bit of Asian twang.
I think I've heard some people making some, you know, assembly line products in the background, too, for Christ's sake.
Anyway, let's continue going.
What else we got?
337, what's up?
Hey, Ghost.
Why are you always hating on 213, my brother?
Why are you always hating on him?
What are you talking about?
Why am I always hating him?
He's a loser.
He collects taxpayer dollars for Christ's sake.
He's sipping on 40 ounces, smoking on Philly blunts, acting like a menace to society and ice cube from Boys in the Hood.
And what, we're supposed to embrace this crap?
I mean, he's just trying to get by.
I mean, how about getting a job?
How about that?
I mean, ghosts, it's free money.
I mean, welfare is free money.
No, it's not free money.
Look, look, look, look, hold on.
Hold on, brother.
Hold on.
I know you're black, so look, let me try to break it down in your Erbonics linguistics so that you can understand it, all right?
Yeah, you see, a motherfucker like me, man, I go out to work, I'll be slanging my thing, baby.
You know what I'm saying?
I'll be putting in my work out there collecting my chips, baby.
You understand?
And then when I got to go out and pay the man, when I got to go out and pay the man, the man be giving all the money to the motherfucker that ain't be doing nothing.
You understand what I'm saying?
They ain't be doing nothing up in here.
So I don't appreciate that, baby.
I don't appreciate that.
I don't play that.
That's trifling, baby.
You understand?
That's trifling.
Did you understand that, 337?
Now, why do you got to talk to me like that?
You know that's racist, bro.
Because I'm trying to explain.
No, no, you're trying to justify, man, that what 213 is doing is somehow getting by.
He's ripping off the government as a result.
He's ripping off money that's coming out of my pocket.
You understand?
But it's free money, though.
It is not free money.
All right, brother?
Are you collecting it by any chance?
Are you collecting this?
No, but I mean, it's free money.
I mean, what's the problem?
Because I haven't gotten it.
It's not free money.
It is coming out of my taxpaying pocket and every other capitalist taxpayer pocket.
Hold on, give me a drink.
Give me a goddamn drink for Christ's sake.
Give me a drink.
And no, brother, it ain't Colt 45 or Old E, okay?
You know what I'm saying?
Why do you always play that audiophile every time when you drink a beer?
We can tell that's an audio.
It isn't an audiophile.
I'm drinking beer here.
What are you talking about?
I don't know.
You're not fooling me.
I'm drinking beer here.
I'm chugging beers.
Unlike you, you probably wish that you had a Colt 45 and a Kit Kat.
What, you're saying I'm poor?
Just because I'm black?
You're racist.
Well, no, look, look, I'm going to make an honest I'm just going to make a presumption about you.
I don't think that you're that poor.
I think that you're possibly middle-class black.
I'm thinking that possibly you live in an actual home that possibly isn't subsidized, but you still had to go through HUD.
You still had to get an SHA loan.
But I still think that possibly you're living large.
I mean, your linguistics isn't that Ebonics ridden.
So I'm kind of proud of you.
I'm just giving you crap, though, because you're sitting here saying that 213 is getting free money when it's money coming out of the taxpaying pockets.
So you're saying blacks aren't supposed to talk articulate?
So I'm one of the good ones, right?
I'm one of the good ones.
Yes, sir, master.
No, you see, now you're taking it all out of proportion here.
You see, why is it that, you know, when somebody like myself, you know, gives praise to those that, you know, are articulate, you know, all of a sudden you get offended.
I mean, you should embrace that comment for Christ's sake, man.
You know, you know who's a good black American that black people should be following, but they just completely dismiss him as some kind of an Uncle Tom, Bryant Gumble.
I think that every black man that is living in America today should be utilizing Bryant Gumble as a man, as a template on how to be a man, a black man in America.
I mean, don't you agree, man?
I mean, you haven't answered my question.
What's wrong with free money?
I mean, the government gives us money.
They're supposed to help us.
No, we're not talking about free money.
Obviously, you know, you think it's okay to, you know, get, you know, rate the taxpayer.
What the hell happened?
Your ghetto phone go out?
No, I'm right here.
So it's your phone.
No, it ain't my phone.
Are you kidding me?
It's your phone.
Are you saying I can't afford a good phone because I'm black?
Well, no, because, you know, my taxpaying dollar public paying for the free phone.
You know, we have a free phone initiative going on in our entitlement system.
She's probably getting that.
But look, brother, look, I actually am a compassionate man.
You know, I hate when you call up, you specifically.
You call up, you say I'm a racist.
I'm not a racist.
And now you're trying to agitate me by saying that 213 is getting nothing but quote-unquote free money.
And it's not free money.
It's coming out of the taxpaying system, man.
And I'm saying to you, since you're trying to stick up for your brother from 213, why exactly would you be championing the subjugation of your own race by doing this?
I mean, he's just trying to get by.
I mean, he probably lives in a poor neighborhood, and he needs the money.
How about getting a job, man?
How about getting a job, brother?
You know how hard it is to get a job nowadays?
Oh, give me a break.
I mean, McDonald's just hired 40,000 people last month.
What are we going to do tomorrow?
What are you talking about, man?
Go to the service industry.
Let me tell you something.
You can bawl till you fall in the service industry, man.
Look, do you have any kids?
Oh, just because of a black ass now.
Oh, yeah, exactly.
Let me tell you something.
If I was a betting man, I would say yes.
Yeah.
No, I don't.
Well, the only reason I'm asking you is because you're not Mexican.
If you were Mexican, I would just assume it.
But, you know, since you're black, you know, you never know.
You could be throwing them Magnum Jimmy hats on and banging bras and actually being smart about it.
But let me tell you, you can actually go out to a McDonald's or Wendy's and actually bawl till you fall, baby.
You get 40 hours on one job.
You get another 20 hours on another job.
And you know what?
Not only can you get yourself an apartment and a car on that money, but you'll have enough money to suffice yourself to go out and go to the club.
Just don't be spending $10, $12 my ties on bitches with big busts and big asses hanging out.
You understand what I'm saying?
And you keep bawling like that.
And let me tell you, just because you start off on minimum wage in the service industry doesn't mean you're going to stay there.
The only reason they do that is to make sure that you're not one of the revolving door employees that they have.
You understand what I'm saying?
So, you know, by the end of like six months, you're going to be team leader.
You know what I mean?
You'll be bumped up to eight, nine bucks an hour.
You're going to be making capital.
It's just you don't want to work, do you?
But you don't understand.
It's free money.
It's not free money, you idiot.
It's not free money, okay?
You know, this is how dumb you are, sir.
I bet you I know more about your own black culture than you do.
And you know what?
You're not going to take me up on this challenge because you know I'm right, right?
Just because you know random facts about black people doesn't mean you know black culture.
No, hey, you're supposed to know them, baby.
I mean, you black, right?
You black, baby.
I mean, so let's start.
Let's start it.
Come on, man.
You want me to give you a question that all black people should know?
No, because I actually have all questions before and you never could answer them.
You're the one that couldn't answer, baby.
You were the one giving us this jive turkey talk.
And, you know, whenever I asked you who was the author of Malcolm X's biography, you couldn't name it.
I said it was Alex Haley.
And you were like, oh, I'm not playing this game, man.
I'm not playing this game, baby.
I mean, let me tell you something.
I know more about black culture than you do.
I'm putting you out on the line right now.
You're supposed to be a black American represent for the brothers.
I remember when I asked you that Kumo D question, you couldn't even answer, and you hung up on me.
What are you talking about, Ku Mo D?
Who the hell listens to Ku Mo D anymore for Christ's sake?
Wah, wah, wus.
Wah, wah, wus.
What was this disrecord?
What?
What was this disrecord to L.L. Cool J called?
You don't know.
Who gives a crap?
I mean, nobody listens to both those artists anyway.
I mean, L.L. Cool J's got to resort to being the sidekick of that one asshole cracker on that one of those offshoot CSI programs, for Christ's sake.
The guy has to stretch his face like you're stretching, you know, a silly putty over your goddamn elbow or something just so he could get a job.
And you're going to sit over here and talk like, yeah, yeah, LL Cool J, baby.
Yeah, yeah, Kumo D, baby.
I mean, come on, man.
You know, I'm tired of talking, dude.
Civil Disobedience Topics00:03:13
You're being racist.
I'm going.
Goodbye, guys.
Yeah, here, yeah, okay, yeah, whatever.
Get out of here.
Get out.
Here's a bean pie while you're at it there.
Get out of here.
Go listen to Louis Farrakhan or something, boy.
Anyway, who else we got going on over here?
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry y'all had to see that, folks.
This is just unbelievable.
These are the kind of calls that I get, for Christ's sake.
He's calling me a racist, and I'm challenging him that I know more about his black culture than he does.
And he's like, nah, baby, now whatever.
L.L. Cool J, baby.
Anyway, we were supposed to be talking about Alabama-enacted anti-immigration laws.
And let me tell you, I am against this.
I think that this Alabama anti-immigration is nothing more than racist garbage.
You know what I'm saying?
I mean, seriously, this is racist.
I'm supposed to be the race.
You idiots call me the racist.
I think that what Alabama did was racist.
And I think that it's a disgrace.
All right?
I think that it's a disgrace.
All right?
And I think that we should throw amnesty to anybody who's working here and is not a legal citizen.
All right?
I don't care where you're from.
You know what I'm saying?
You could be from Mexico or Djibouti.
I don't care where you're from.
As long as you're making money, as long as you have capital, and as long as you're a productive member of American society, because good God knows that the American people aren't being productive whatsoever.
Whatsoever.
Anyway, let me move on to another subject matter here.
I want to talk about how a new move to condemn Syria in the United Nations is coming up on the Security Council.
Of course, we've already been through this before, and both that were in opposition, the Peeps that were in opposition on the Security Council against any kind of a resolution against Syria was none other than Russia and China.
All right?
Now, supposedly, the writers of the new resolution have put language within this resolution to make supposedly almost certain that this resolution passes.
All right?
And I think that this is long overdue.
I think that David Cameron had it right when he said that the U.K. is not going to stand silent when it comes to the crimes against humanity that are being implemented on the Syrian people by Bashar al-Assad and his despotic regime.
I mean, he's killing his own people so he can stay in power, and it's pathetic.
It's utterly pathetic.
And I can't believe that the world can stand by and watch, you know, children being murdered, tortured, slaughtered, men, women, and children that are causing nothing more than civil disobedience.
What's that?
That's all they're doing.
Civil disobedience.
That's it.
It's horrible.
What's happening in Syria is a way more crime against humanity.
I mean, Bashar al-Assad should be targeted for termination, and you can tell him I said that.
He should be targeted for termination.
Syria Conflict Opinions00:03:17
Anyway, let me give some shout-outs to all the folks that are retweeting the first tweet on my Twitter account, folks.
And of course, for all you folks that don't know, my Twitter account is ghostpolitics right here on the screen.
All one word, no underscores.
There it is, ghost politics.
And I'm going to give some shout-outs to anybody who retweets the first tweet on my Twitter account.
So by all means, please retweet it, folks.
We're trying to spread the word about the true capitalist radio broadcast.
Yeah, the first tweet.
All right?
And for all you idiots that are like, I couldn't find the first tweet, you're a bunch of milky-licking ass clowns that deserve cancer of the prick.
All right?
Boris loves 213.
Kick 213's baby.
We got engineer number one fan.
Hey, engineer, you got a fan here, man.
We got Vince in the Bay.
What's going on, Vince?
We got Neat Gro.
Ah, you asshole.
We got Harry Buck Rack.
Jesus.
I'm not saying that other one.
I know what that one is.
Nuke, Alabama.
Geez, that's kind of harsh, huh?
Another idiot by the name of Ghetto Capitalism 26.
We got Howard Sperm, too.
Yeah, no kidding.
He doesn't have any.
My Little Pony.
You know what?
Believe it or not, I don't mean to get off on a rant about My Little Pony, but did you know that there is an actual movement with males in America today of people, males specifically, that appreciate My Little Pony?
My Little Pony, they're calling them Bronies.
Can you believe this crap?
Bronies?
I mean, that just goes to show you the absolute pussification.
The absolute pussification of the American male being implemented on our American youth right here.
Now, bronies?
I mean, are you kidding me?
I mean, males liking my little pony for Christ's sake.
I mean, this is sick, man.
I mean, what are they putting in the food?
I mean, what are they putting in the water to make these goddamn males that are under the age of 30 so goddamn fruity?
I mean, you've seen them.
I mean, talk to anybody, folks.
If you don't believe me, talk to anybody who's under the age of 30.
And notice the feminine physical attributes and the feminine vernacular that is prominent on the majority of these males.
And then to see them say, oh, I love my little pony.
That's what I like.
My little pony and me.
My little pony, my little pony.
This is disgraceful, man.
That's just horrible, man.
I can't.
When I saw that, and this was an actual news story, I was going to be sick.
Anyway, let me move on.
We got 213 is legit.
Welfare is free.
No, it's not, you stupid jerk ass.
We got Carlton Banks.
I don't know, Carlton Banks is listening.
We got Kill 213's baby.
Well, you know, maybe if he was still in the womb or something, maybe they could, you know, go to one of these abortion clinics and put a vacuum up the uterus pipe or whatever the hell they do.
Pop Culture Criticism00:03:48
What else we got?
We got Alpha Q Hard.
We got Osama's.
Hey, screw you, Alpha.
We got Osama's alive.
Well, I don't know.
Maybe he is, maybe he isn't.
I mean, we didn't see a body, you know.
What else we got?
Single Mom Commie.
Yeah, screw you, single mom commie, all right?
Yeah, you think it's great because, yeah, look at me.
I can shit out five or six kids from five or six different fathers.
Just shit them out.
Mo money from the government, baby.
And we got Logan Dorkins.
What's going on, Logan Dorkins?
And, you know, I got a couple of tweets from that guy.
So, hey, let me go ahead and open up another beer.
Let me go ahead and give me a drink.
We got some beer.
Let me open it up.
Oh, yeah.
Woo!
I want to say cheers to everybody out there who's listening to the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
All right?
Let me tell you something right now.
I'm going to chug this beer.
I'm going to chug it all right now.
We got 16-ounce tall boys.
All right.
And I'm drinking Miller High Life.
You know, out here where I'm from in Austin, Texas, they actually, the Mexicans, because, you know, out here in Texas, we got a lot of Mexicans walking around out here.
You know, they actually call Miller High Life's Wetas.
You know?
And, you know, for a while, listeners that were listening to the old program, they knew that I would drink this, and they started putting ethnic broads on the can.
They started actually putting broads on the can.
And in February, if you go back to the archive at blogtalkradio.com/slash ghost, if you go back to the archive in February, they actually put a black woman on the can of Miller High Life.
And, you know, it really pissed off the Mexicans that were walking around out here because they usually call them wetas.
You know, because they usually have some white blood bimbo.
But, you know, they actually had, and conveniently, black history month is February, so they had a black model on there.
And for a while, we were calling these NAGRAs.
And then after the Black History Month, you know, faded away after February, and I find it funny that the liberals dedicated the shortest month of the year for Black History Month.
And yet, I'm the racist, right?
Give me a break.
Anyway, the next month, you know, in March, they put some ethnically ambiguous bimbo that you couldn't even look at and guess what racial makeup or what racial persuasion this broad was.
I mean, it was like a little bit of Oriental with a little bit of, I don't know, a little bit of Black Sikin, a little bit of, you know, Indian.
I mean, you didn't even know.
But now, High Life has just put the regular can.
And not to mention, folks, it says right here that for every can of Miller High Life that's bought, 10 cents is going to go, 10 cents per can is going to go to help the troops that have been afflicted with these atrocities, that have been afflicted with casualties, so on and so forth.
Even though this beer to most tastes like Kentucky fried chicken piss, I'm still drinking it because it gives me nostalgic feelings and thoughts.
And moreover, it's helping the troops out there.
So cheers to everybody out there and all the true capitalists and those that are a part of the capitalist army.
Cheers to everybody out there.
Let's go ahead and take a chug here.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, man, that's some good stuff.
Libya and Gaddafi Trial00:03:23
Oh, man.
Let me chug this beer.
Let me chug, chug, chug, chug.
That's what I should be doing.
Chug this idiot.
Chug this goddamn crap.
The wedding, whatever you want to call it.
Weta.
The weta.
Here we go.
Let me show you.
Yes.
Yeah.
I'm filled with pests and fury.
Woo!
Oh, man.
I'm feeling good for Christ's sake.
Man, I'm done with my beer.
I got to go to a, I got to go get another beer now, for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ.
Oh, man.
Woo!
Man, that was a good chug there.
I'm kind of getting hit by it for Christ's sake.
Anyway, what the hell were we talking about anyway?
We were talking, oh, yeah, that's right.
The United Nations is drawing up some resolution in the Security Council in hopes of denouncing the Syrian atrocities that are happening in Syria by Bashar al-Assad and his despotic regime.
I want to talk a little bit about something else because anybody who listens to my broadcast knows that I talk about Syria a lot.
If you're an avid listener to my program, you know as well as I that Syria has been a focal point on the coverage of this broadcast.
I mean, crimes against humanity are happening and nobody's acknowledging it.
And yet, look at this.
We're in Libya, right?
We've got NATO and American troops in Libya.
And Libya, I mean, does not anybody read the State Department?
I mean, the opposition to Gaddafi in Libya was affiliated with Al-Qaeda.
He's affiliated with Al-Qaeda, for Christ's sake.
So, you know, meanwhile, when we're sitting over here saying, oh, yeah, we're trying to help the Libyans.
I mean, we're helping Al-Qaeda over here for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ, my heart goes out to the patriots out there that are fighting for freedom and fighting for capitalism in Syria.
Keep fighting.
Anyway, I want to talk about Libya because, you know, we've got the world court indicting Muamm Gaddafi, and they're trying to compile all the evidence that they possibly can so that they can indict Muammar Gaddafi and try him in the international court at The Hague.
And, you know, part of the investigation into compiling evidence against Muammar Gaddafi was that he directed, believe it or not, he dispensed Viagra to all his troops.
I kid you not, this is out of the reports that are coming out of the investigation in a case against Muammar Gaddafi.
He purposely pumped his troops full of Viagra and told his troops to use rape as a weapon to subjugate the people that were attempting to rise up in Libya for Christ's sake.
Rape as a weapon.
Can you believe this crap?
Unfreaking believable, man.
Unfreaking believable.
And this is, I mean, I mean, you can't make this stuff up, man.
Muammar Gaddafi Allegations00:08:30
I mean, you're going to give your troops Viagra?
I mean, that's disgraceful, man.
Anyway, we're two minutes into the third and final hour.
Jesus Christ, we're already in the third and final hour of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
And, of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
And once again, folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
If you haven't already done so, follow me on Twitter.
And moreover, if you want a shout-out in today's broadcast, retweet the first tweet in my Twitter account.
My Twitter account is Ghost Politics.
Ghost Politics.
There it is on the screen, all right?
Ghost politics, all one word, no underscores.
I am going to send some shout-outs here to more people that are helping out and retweeting the first tweet on my Twitter account, man.
Thanks a lot.
We got Brony and Proud.
Oh, look at him.
Somebody got their butt hurt by me criticizing these assholes that are out here.
I like my little pony, and I'm male, and there's nothing wrong with that.
I like combing my little pony's hair, and there's nothing wrong with being a brony.
There's nothing wrong.
So nah.
Give me a break.
Screw you.
All right.
We got, I hope, I hope AZ Burns.
Oh, come on, asshole.
That's out of line.
Whoever put that.
Look, I hope AZ Burns.
You're an asshole.
All right?
Seriously.
Now, there's nothing funny about that, ass clowns.
Nothing funny.
That's horrible, you stupid jerks.
Here's a sock mic.
I'm not saying that, you ass.
Screw you.
We got Rainbow Dash Brony, another brony.
We got some socialist idiot.
We got Flutter Shy Brony.
Flutter Shy Brony?
I mean, Jesus Christ.
I mean, how more fruitier can we get, man?
How more fruitier can we get, for Christ's sake, man?
Jesus Christ.
Who else do we got?
We got Pink Pie Brony.
Oh, yeah.
Pink.
I mean, you've got to be kidding me, man.
This is a joke.
There's no way that there's that many bronies listening to me.
This is a joke.
This is a setup.
I mean, give me a break.
And if there is, I mean, once again, it reiterates the amount of gay contingent that listens to the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
And we've been acknowledging that as of late in the past several shows.
You know, the large amount of gay contingent.
You can hear it in the calls, for Christ's sake.
I mean, you know, I mean, the amount of feminine vernacular that is predominant in most of the callers that are calling up for Christ's sake.
I mean, look at these tweets.
Look at these retweets.
I mean, Rarity Brony.
I mean, you know, I mean, God, Jesus Christ.
This is a joke, man.
This is a set.
There's no way.
There's no way, for Christ's sake.
We got Alan Kaida, Hecker Roast, Suck Me Gizwam.
Screw you.
Screw you.
And screw the bronies that are out there.
It's enough of the bronies.
I mean, how can you be a male and like My Little Pony?
It's disgraceful.
Anyway, we're talking about how Mu Mar Gaddafi in Libya basically utilized rape as a weapon.
He dispensed Viagra to his army and told his army to rape women to terrorize the people.
I mean, he's giving his troops Viagra, for Christ's sake.
I mean, I want to hear from you.
What do you got to say about this crap, man?
I mean, you know, 845, you're on the horn.
What are you going to say about Momar Gaddafi dispensing Viagra to rape women?
Hey, Ghost, is the same guy from a few shows ago?
Can you put the gay music back on?
Oh, what?
You're the homosexual that got offended, right?
And then we started fruiting off, and you were okay with it, right?
Yeah, you want to fruit off a gang.
I know you've been drinking, so I think you'd be okay with that.
No, no, I'm just saying, you know, you're an omitted homosexual, right?
No, yeah, you know it.
Now, I'm going to ask you some serious questions, all right?
Now, are you the type of homosexual that's out here trying to advocate for gay marriage and you believe in monogamy when it comes to the homosexual persuasion?
Or are you one of these people that are out here, you know, servicing gory holes, toe-tapping?
You know what I'm saying?
I mean, you want to, you know, a gay house hopping or a bathhouse hopping, that sort of thing.
Is that what you are?
I mean, no, no, no, nothing, because that's what you do.
You kind of, you know, you go behind a stall, you drill a hole, and you just take all comers, literally.
That is exactly what I do.
I'm actually doing that right now.
Oh, my God.
You sick, son of a, where are you doing this right now?
Where at?
I mean, are you at a shit stall truck station?
I mean, what are you doing?
I'm parked outside your headquarters in Austin, Texas.
Yeah, shut up.
Get this.
Get him off for Christ's sake.
Some stupid, fruity bastard over here.
Get him off.
Give me a break.
Give me my drink for Christ's sake.
What is this?
I didn't even have any beer in here.
What is this?
What is this piss?
I mean, give me another beer, engineer.
Give me another goddamn beer.
Give me that shit.
I'm drinking another beer, folks.
I'm sorry if I'm drinking a lot here, but I mean, listen to these fruit bowls.
Listen to these fruit bowls calling in, for Christ's sake.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Anyway, let's go ahead and take some more calls.
We're supposed to be talking about the Libyan dictator Muamar Gaddafi utilizing rape as a weapon.
Utilizing rape as a weapon, dispensing Viagra to his troops, and I think it's pretty pathetic and pretty sad.
111, what's up?
You're on the air.
Yo, I'm a black man with a PhD in negatology.
No, yeah, that's a horrible attempt at sounding black.
I mean, if you're going to call up and act at, well, first of all, you're a cracker-ass cracker, and you're going to act black.
Why don't you try to act black?
Look, I'm going to call on you again.
Try to get your black voice and do it again.
Go ahead.
111, you're on the air.
How's the black man supposed to sound, you stereotyping piece of shit?
No, you are not a black man.
You're a cracker-ass cracker.
Look, if you're going to sit here and act like a black man, act like a black man.
Look, let me show you how that black man.
I mean, they sound a whole bunch of ways, but this is one way to sound to an attempt, in an attempt to sounding black.
Look at it, right here.
Hey, baby, you don't say it's sitting like an insane villa, baby.
You know what I'm saying?
Sounding black up in here.
You're sitting over here, cracker-ass cracker, trying to sound black, but gee.
You ain't sit, baby, you know what I'm saying?
You're trying to talk all that yin-yang.
You know what I'm saying?
You know what I'm saying?
Gee.
Or you could do like, you know, the ghetto guy kind of way.
You know, the ghetto black guy.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, yeah, baby, you know what I'm saying?
I'm sitting over here, man.
I'm collecting government entitlements, baby.
I'm collecting government entitlements, baby, because of my kids, baby.
My kids.
All you people talking garbage about me collecting entitlement, you're not understanding, baby.
My kids, baby.
My kids.
So, you know, if you would have done anything like that, maybe you would have gotten some lulz.
But you sound like some, you know, peach fuzz on the balls having cracker-ass cracker to me.
Oh, you're playing easy.
Yeah, exactly.
Not to mention you sound like you're taking it up the pooper.
200, you're on the line.
What's going on?
Of course, you're playing with your Peter Popper.
We got Baller Friday.
Militant Attacks Analysis00:08:37
It's not even Bowler Friday.
Tomorrow's Baller Friday, but go ahead.
Hey, Ghost.
How's it going?
Hey, how come you're not doing that guest host Wednesday and party line anymore?
Well, well, first of all, yesterday, I don't know.
I mean, we kind of phased out co-host Wednesday for a second in response to trying something new.
We're trying something called Radio Graffiti.
As a matter of fact, we're going to dedicate that probably the last 20 minutes of the show to radio graffiti every single day.
Everybody loves it, man.
I got a whole bunch of emails.
I got a whole bunch of people saying they love this crap.
So that's what we're going to do.
Co-host Wednesday was a bomb.
Sorry, man.
If anybody actually wants to co-host with me, you can, you know, you have to be a member of the capitalist army, first of all.
And secondly, you have to have a personality.
You can't be some jag off that's going to bore the balls off of people.
You know what I'm saying?
You actually have to have some kind of insight and some kind of opinion about something, for Christ's sake, and not just a bunch of opinionated hot air.
Anyway, let me move on.
I think everybody knows that Libyan dictator Muammar Gaddafi gave soldiers Viagra to rape women.
And he's using rape as a weapon.
That's what is alleged in The Hague and the investigation on trying to compile a case against Muammar Gaddafi for crimes against humanity.
Now I want to talk about attacks, a militant attacks.
Over 100 militants attacked Pakistan's area of Waziristan.
And for you folks that aren't familiar with Waziristan, it's on the border of Afghanistan and Pakistan.
It's a kind of a lawless area that really doesn't have any kind of control by any sovereign government.
But now what we have is we have individuals probably related to the Taliban, Al-Qaeda, and other Islamic extremists attempting to attack some military bases in Pakistan.
This is a third or fourth attempt at this brazen military implementation, for Christ's sake.
I mean, it's horrible.
I mean, I know they're getting desperate because Bin Laden's dead, but give me a break.
And this just goes to show you that, you know, for all the folks that are talking about how we should have a withdrawal from Afghanistan, well, these types of attacks ain't going to let us go away.
You know what I'm saying?
I mean, it's just going to get fuel to the fire to the bureaucrats that want to continue to fund this war, that want to continue to give out the contracts for helicopters and guns, bullets, flapjackets.
I mean, all that crap.
You know what I'm saying?
Anyway, I want to hear from you.
What do you think about this?
All right.
Hundred militants attack Pakistan Northwest area with Waziristan.
Waziristan is an area that's supposed to be controlled by Pakistan, but it's pretty much lawless.
A lot of tribes out there.
A lot of people willing to die for nothing.
It makes it somewhat dangerous.
So I want to hear from you.
What do you got to say about it?
646-652-4869-571.
You're on the horn.
What's up?
Hey, Ghost.
I'm a big fan.
Will you take a shot with me?
What?
Will you take a shot with me, Ghost?
Shot a shot.
S-H-O-T, a shot, right?
Yeah, a shot like a drink.
All right, man.
You know, because there's some people that call up and say they want to take a shower with me, and I just don't want to, you know, I'm not down with that.
I don't do that like that.
Yeah, no, no way.
Anyway, man, anyway, here, here, I got a new beer here.
I don't have a shot with me here.
I don't have any alcohol that I'm willing to take a shot with.
I usually like to stop this stuff, so here I'm thinking.
What?
I'm thinking, shot your sons come.
Oh, you sick son of a bitch.
You probably like gay Bukaki, don't you?
No, and you're why hang up?
Why are you going to hang up?
Why are you going to hang up, you sick son of a bitch?
Anyway, sorry.
And for all those folks that are wondering, what the hell is Bukaki?
Don't look it up.
It's sick shit.
All right?
It used to be a punishment in Asia for women that cheated on their man.
You know, believe it or not, I kid you not.
It used to be a punishment for Asian women.
Now you've got women doing it to get a paycheck.
I mean, it's just disgusting.
I mean, seriously, you've got a beehive.
Just picture this.
A beehive broken over a bitch's head.
That's what Bukaki is.
Area code 304.
What's up?
You're on the horn.
Hey, man.
If he's really doing this to his troops and America goes over there to liberate it, they're going to have a new meeting to getting caught with their pants down.
What are you talking about?
You said it kind of fast, man.
Did you say it again?
Well, if he really does this to his troops and his troops really go out there and just start raping everybody and we go over there and we liberate them, they're going to have a new meeting to getting caught with their pants down.
Well, I hear you, but this is not necessarily something to be joking about, sir.
I mean, you got women being raped because some asshole wants to stay in power.
I mean, you know, I don't think that that kind of rape is funny, sir.
I don't think that there's any humor in any kind of, you know, wartime rape.
Now, date rape, you know, that's a different story.
But, you know, rape like this is horrible.
No one should utilize rape as a weapon.
This is disgraceful.
This is crimes against humanity.
And I hope that, you know, no, I'm just joking about the date rape stuff, man.
I'm just kidding, all right?
I'm kidding.
I'm not kidding.
But, no, but seriously, man, this is a really serious situation.
There's nothing funny about war rape.
901, you're on the horn.
You're there.
Come on, boy.
Don't be saying no bad shit about it.
What?
I don't say that shit.
I don't say that shit.
You stupid soundboard idiot.
111, you're on the horn.
What's up?
Well, now you're going to say anything.
Let's take 515 area code.
What's up?
Yeah, I'm a pretty big fan of your show, but I was wondering what's with the hate with the bronies.
What's with the hate with the bronies?
It's fruity, man.
Come on, man.
There's other things to be jockeying other than my little pony.
What's the purpose in jockeying my little pony?
It's a fun show.
It's not a fun show.
It's meant for little girls, man.
It's meant for little girls.
I mean, next thing you know, you're going to want to be wearing dresses, and before you know it, you're going to be a trans-testicle.
You know what I'm saying?
You have a point there, but you should really give it a try sometime.
No, absolutely not.
Give it a try.
Are you a future trans-testicle, sir?
I mean, you see, you don't even want to answer.
You don't even want to answer.
You're like, oh, man, I don't really want to put myself on record.
I want to run for governor.
I can't do it.
Of course not.
Of course you don't want to be a trans-testicle.
You know, going out there and looking like, hey, look at me.
I'm a man dressed as a woman.
Get that idiot.
Get him off.
Let me go ahead and continue giving shout-outs.
And for you folks that want shout-outs, folks, retweet the first tweet on my Twitter account, folks.
Very easy, very simple.
Here's the Twitter account, Ghost Politics, right there.
Retweet the first tweet, baby.
And let me go ahead and see who else has been tweeting this tweet here.
Who else we got?
We got a lot of people here.
Come on, you ass clown.
I mean, all of a sudden, it's waiting.
It's a hindering.
There it is.
All right, we got, who else we got?
We got Octavia Brony, Rob McLaris, Mike Hawk, Philip McCrack.
Man, oh, come on, man.
You're hitting me up.
I don't even know it.
I'm just trying to give shout-outs here, man.
I'm just trying to give shout-outs.
Sick.
You're making me sound like I'm fruity or something.
Maybe you sound like I'm gay or some crap.
Screw all you assholes.
I'm not saying any of these Soviets or communists.
China Government Remarks00:15:51
I'm not saying any of this crap.
Iron Curtain, screw you.
Engineer Brony.
Oh, that's great.
I'm not saying that one.
Socialist USA, go screw yourself.
Brony Goetze.
Screw you, asshole.
Oh, we got a communist mom in the house.
Oh, that's great.
Oh, yeah.
I'm a communist mom.
I'm a communist man.
And we got other communist assholes here, man.
Screw all you assholes, man.
I'm sitting over here.
I'm trying to give you props here.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm trying to give you props, and this is how you repay me.
You know what I mean?
Look at that.
Super brony man.
Brony knicker.
Oh, you assholes.
I'm not doing this anymore.
I'm taking a break.
I'm not letting you idiots make me act like a jerk off, man.
I'm not going to do it.
I'm not.
I'm not going to let you make me look like a jerk off any longer, for Christ's sake, all right?
I mean, for you people to sit over here, and look at it, they're laughing.
They're laughing at me, for Christ's sake.
They think it's a big freaking joke out here.
I mean, do you understand that this show that I conduct, I give you three hours of my life, Monday through Friday, you idiots.
All right?
Monday through Friday, 4 to 7 p.m. Central Standard Time.
And this is how you assholes repay me.
Come on, beer.
Give me a drink.
Thank you.
We're supposed to be talking about serious subject matters here.
We were talking about how over 100 militants have attacked Pakistan in the northwest area of Waziristan.
I want to talk a little bit about how China, believe it or not, of course, we're always talking about China because China's always flexing nuts.
You know what I'm saying?
China always thinks it's, you know, it can just kind of, you know, flex nuts at anybody, and nobody's going to do anything about it.
And I don't appreciate it.
But China is now warning its fellow communists.
Can you believe this?
It's warning its fellow communist Vietnam to stay out of the China Sea.
And what Vietnam's trying to do in the China Sea, they're trying to look for oil.
They're trying to look for energy resources.
And the South China Sea is obviously being guarded by the Chinese government and the Chinese military.
And they've actually damaged a couple of these investigative little boats by Vietnam looking for oil.
I mean, can you believe it?
Two commies, two commie governments going against each other.
It's beautiful.
It's beautiful, for Christ's sake.
I mean, what happened to communism there, China?
What happened to what happened to communism there, Vietnam?
I mean, all of a sudden, Vietnam, you know, wants to be capitalist for Christ's sake, huh?
That's funny.
Isn't that funny for Christ's sake?
I love it.
Vietnam works for us for Christ's sake now.
And now they're out there looking for oil, looking for energy resources so they can continue to become better capitalists, for Christ's sake, huh?
Yeah, Ho G Min is a son of a bitch.
O G Min is a son of a bitch.
Woo!
Oh, man.
I want to hear what you have to say about this.
What's going on?
What do you think about China sitting over there flexing nuts against Vietnam?
What do you think about it?
What do you think about it?
Let's take some calls here.
304.
Area code 304, you're on the horn.
If you suck a nigga dick, doesn't taste like watermelon.
You stupid idiot.
And that's a horrible black accent.
Horrible.
Who else we got?
We got I like hamsters.
What's up?
Oh, hi, big boy.
Ah, Jesus.
Why don't you hop around your house like you got a hamster hanging out your asshole, you fruity bastards?
And I know, you know, people don't know this, believe it or not.
They do not know that this was an actual gay phenomenon.
Out here in America, believe it or not, in the 80s, believe it or not, they Jesus Christ.
I mean, I know people have a hard time to believe this, but they used to actually wrap tape around the bodies of hamsters, rats, and gerbils.
And then they would shove these poor creatures up their ass.
You know, they would shove them up their ass, and the homosexual community would actually get off on the rodents suffocating in the anal cavity.
You know, and that's what they got off on.
That's what prostated or massaged their prostate for Christ's sake.
You know what I mean?
This was an actual phenomenon.
All I got to say is, Richard Gere.
That's all I got to say.
It's a rumor.
I know.
Richard Gere's going to call me up and say, I don't appreciate that ghost.
I didn't do that.
I actually banged Julia Roberts.
Yeah, right.
We believe you.
Anyway, we're supposed to be talking about how China is flexing nuts against Vietnam.
And the reason they're flexing nuts against Vietnam is because Vietnam is actually going into the South China Sea looking for oil, and China is not really happy about it.
So they damaged one of their boats and their disdain for Vietnam searching for oil in the South China Sea.
And it's unbelievable.
Unfreaking believable, man.
I can't believe that this is happening here.
Anyway, you all know, folks, that if we're going to talk about China, because Blog Talk Radio is broadcast within the borders of China, a stipulation of Blog Talk Radio being broadcasted is that the Communist government of China can actually have a rebuttal time on any broadcast that criticizes the Communist government.
So, you know, unfortunately, we talked about the Communist government in China on this episode, so we have to give the rebuttal by a representative of the Communist government of China.
So without any further ado, Jesus Christ, I really hate this guy.
Mr. Fortune Cookie, are you there, sir?
Talking on a government, talk on garbage about the common government in China.
I'm gonna tell all you, motherfucker, we're going against communists too.
That's right.
You better bow down to Chinese people.
I've been telling all you, motherfuckers, this on the capital radio show.
I've been telling all you, motherfucker, this.
But you want to continue thinking that your country is bigger than it is.
You American motherfucker need to realize that the Chinese government owns all your debt, motherfucker.
We own all your debt.
And there's nothing you can do about it, motherfucker.
You just have to sit there and take it.
And Vietnam.
Oh, Vietnam, you want to sit here and talk garbage about communist government in China.
You want to come in here into South China Sea looking for oil.
Let me tell you, motherfucker, son, we don't care if you're a communist government.
You better listen to communist government in China.
Oh, yeah, you know, ghost, you didn't tell these motherfuckers out there on the internet that we had just released our first aircraft carrier.
China released its own first aircraft carrier so we can have naval military assets, motherfucker.
And there's nothing you can do about it.
And we got it because we own you, motherfucker.
All the iPad, all the cell phone, all the electronic digits.
You motherfucker buy from us, motherfucker.
We are the ones that manufacture all your TV, all your blender, all your appliance, all that, motherfucker.
And we buying weapons.
We buying aircraft carrier.
We buying aircraft.
And there's nothing you can do.
No, no, there's nothing you can do, motherfucker.
And for all you people talking garbage about communist government in China, all you people talking garbage about why we do what we do, we do it for Jimmy Man.
We do it for Chamin Man.
Oh.
Oh, my stomach hurt.
Oh.
Oh.
We do it for Chamin Man.
Oh, my stomach hurt.
Oh.
Oh no!
Oh, no.
Oh, I have nothing else to say.
I am Mr. Fortune Cookie.
Thank you very much.
All right, get them all and get them off.
Anyway, we all heard, you know, the communist government of China doesn't give a crap.
They think they own us.
They think they own Vietnam now.
You know what I'm saying?
They think that they own the South China Sea.
They think they own Taiwan.
They think they own everybody.
And it's sick.
And you're hearing it right from the communist government's mouth.
Jesus Christ, you know what?
I got to take a break for Christ's sake.
Hey, engineer, can you put something on for these pricks?
I mean, can you put something on that they'll like and get off to and search jacking off or whatever they do?
Can you do something like that?
No, no, no.
Well, put something on there, you milky licker.
Go ahead.
We're going to try to bust a flow here.
I don't know really what I don't really know where to start, but I guess we'll figure it out, right?
Here we go.
Hey, and remember, the beat is Stuntin' Like My Daddy by Bird Man.
So, for all you rapper idiots that like that kind of crap, you know, give him the credit because this is, you know, kind of a capitalist song here.
So, can we get the beat going on again, please?
Oh, yeah.
Here we go.
Goes out to all you liberals and all you feminists.
You don't want none of those.
You don't want none to go, Stay back.
Here we go.
Well, look who it is.
This the man they call ghost, the host with the most.
And I don't mean to brag about people hating because I talk about the president.
The fruity liberals and the illegal Mexicans.
They all say that ghost is a dangerous man.
Doesn't speak to politics that they don't understand.
True conservative took my heart just to let them know.
Capitalism took the soul to the bullet hole.
I'm living rich, sitting fat, but I want mo.
I'm living lavish and I ain't got no time for the po.
My ass bleeds for single mothers update.
But like Maurice said, let them bitches eat cake.
I'm not heartless.
I'm like Rob Hobbs in.
The old politics book calls a via youth then.
I'm not cold.
I'm a humanitarian.
I want to see human progress to the very end.
Woo!
Man!
Damn.
That's pretty hard there, man.
You're listening to Ghost on True Capitalist Radio.
Capitalist Radio.
Anyway, that was an old rap clip that I did on a show like three years ago, man.
It went down in infamy.
I just wanted to replay it again.
I didn't realize that I had that type of flowness inside of me, baby, but I do.
That just goes to show you that rap is crap.
Anyway, I want to get through everything.
Radio Graffiti Segment00:17:16
We've got the Supreme Court ruling that if you run from the police, it is now considered a violent felony.
So for you idiots that are out there thinking about running from the police, the Supreme Court now set precedent that is now a violent felony, and you can basically go to jail for a long period of time.
I mean, felonious crimes are not a joke.
You know?
Thanks a lot, Supreme Court.
So let's see what the Supreme Court's done.
The Supreme Court has made it legal for cops to bust down your door on a hunch if they happen to smell marijuana or if they happen to supposedly hear a crime or anything of that nature taking place.
So they can come into your house without a search warrant now.
They now are able to, you know, just kind of take you to jail for any reason.
I mean, we talked about out here in Texas, some asshole cop took a woman to jail because, you know, she failed to put her turn signal on.
And now the Supreme Court's saying that if you happen to run from police, and of course, it's up to interpretation.
You know, let's say you just kind of walk away from the police.
You know, you see them, you're like, Jesus Christ, I don't really want to deal with these dumb pigs.
I'm out of here.
You know what I'm saying?
Well, now it's a violent felony.
Thanks, Supreme Court, you pieces of crap.
And I know I was supposed to go off on Single Mothers, the Economy, and the Poe in America, but I think everybody pretty much knows my stances on those.
So we don't really need to get into those right now.
I do want to give some shout-outs to anybody who's retweeting the first tweet on my Twitter account.
Do you understand?
Ghost Politics is the name to retweet or to follow if you're on Twitter.
All right?
Go right now, retweet the first tweet on my Twitter account, folks.
I am going to give shout-outs right now.
Let's go ahead and give shout-outs.
Russ Das Man, we got what is this, Mike Ox Little.
Oh, screw you for Christ's sake.
I got a John Holmes sausage between my legs.
It's about 15 and a half, so don't give me this crap.
We got Brony Goetzy.
Screw you, too.
We got Engineer Sucks.
We got Ghost as a Brony.
I'm not a Brony, you asshole.
All right?
We got Minty Swirl Brony.
We got Straight Brony.
I mean, screw all you bronies, man.
Screw all you bronies.
It's a knot.
It's a knot.
My divorced wife.
Sunny Days Brony.
Jesus Christ.
Chauncey Oil Can.
Pretty fruity picture in the profile there, too, buddy.
Play brony music.
I mean, come on.
Brony forever.
Jesus Christ, you gotta be kidding me.
Why you hate bronies?
Brony, I'm not gonna say that.
Scottish brony.
I mean, look, listen to all these my little pony lovers, man.
These are males that like my little pony.
This is a new movement that's starting out.
It's fruiting up America.
The absolute pussification.
The absolute pussification of America has been implemented.
And you can sense by this embracing of, oh, males embracing my little pony.
This is it.
This is the pussification here.
Anyway, we got 20 minutes left in the broadcast, folks.
I think it's about time for radio graffiti.
And for you folks that aren't familiar with what radio graffiti is, it is something that we implemented yesterday.
We're going to probably dedicate the last 20 minutes of all programs from now on.
Everybody loves this crap.
Everybody thinks that this is a good segment, so we're going to keep it.
Now, what you do is I am going to give like four or five seconds to anybody who calls in.
I'm going to give you four or five seconds to say whatever it is the hell you want.
It doesn't matter if it's racial slurs or whatever the hell it is.
Four to five seconds.
That's all there is to it.
That's it.
All right?
That's it.
All right, so make sure you know what you're going to say before I call on you for radio graffiti because I'm going to cut you off after the four seconds are up.
So call up right now.
646-652-4869.
If you want to participate in Radio Graffiti, let's go ahead and see what's going on.
337 Radio Graffiti.
What's up?
Hey, if you want to see ghost pictures, go to Come and Conquer on Facebook.
Shut up.
Ball or Friday, Radio Graffiti.
At 9.06, Radio Graffiti.
4, Radio Graffiti.
Josh Dyer, Radio Graffiti.
Today it seems that all you see is violence in movies and sex on TV.
That's what 515 Radio Graffiti.
I love you.
817, Radio Graffiti.
Goofy Boat is a gigantic packet.
He loves your PS.
Okay, 111, Radio Graffiti.
Ghost is a pen.
Plumb for president.
000, Radio Graffiti.
Bill West has been thinking about this decimal situation, death of patients, alpha major amputation, artillery, ration yesterday.
571, Radio Graffiti.
I just want to tell you, ghosts, I've been posting the videos of you on YouTube and doing your soundboards, and it ain't gonna stop me here.
Well, that's great.
408, Radio Graffiti.
Fuck all you trolls.
www.capitalistonomy.com.
Be a man, not a bitch that plays with my little pony.
Another 408, Radio Graffiti.
Shove it up your ass.
1-1-1, Radio Graffiti.
Are you kidding me?
That's not funny.
508, radio graffiti.
My uncle raped me when I was talking.
Now, Jesus Christ, sounds like a personal problem.
906, Radio Graffiti.
I think you should ban 213.
Should ban 213?
Okay.
404, radio graffiti.
Goofy bones is a fat fuck.
All right, we got 512, radio graffiti.
The other thing that comes from Texas is steers and queer is Goofy Bones gay.
Screw you, all right?
Texas is the greatest state in the Union.
304, Radio Graffiti.
My little pony, my little pony.
Shove that crap up your ass.
Was it Josh Dyer, Radio Graffiti?
Do you have a big dick?
425, Radio Graffiti.
Oh, no.
Hurts a curve over all of the walls.
Caught the car and burl on the soul.
901, Radio Graffiti.
That's what sucks, and so does Goofy Bone.
I hope he gets that over bad suck.
Man, there's a lot of hatred for Goofy Bone here.
That's not really cool, man.
Who else we got?
864, Radio Graffiti.
My knee is boxy.
My knee is boxy.
My knee miss boxy.
And she's a slut that can't get it in real life and gets the hard legs hard of four-eyed, freckle-face-beating stepchildren online.
Anyway, 440, you're on Radio Graffiti.
What's up?
What's up, Ghost Goku?
Hey, great show, man.
Keep it going.
Hey, man, thanks a lot, Goku.
I appreciate it, man.
906, Radio Graffiti.
Bark, bark, bark.
111, Radio Graffiti.
Now, this story all about how my life got flipped, turned upside down, and I'd like to take them over to you.
304, Radio Graffiti.
My little pony, my little pony.
Stupid idiots.
the Dunlop Radio Graffiti.
Woo!
Man, a man, and you can.
That's actually a good cartoon, man.
I mean, it's a pretty capitalist cartoon, you know.
Scrooge McDuck, man.
Major capitalist.
As a matter of fact, let me take a drink to Scrooge McDuck for Christ's sake.
You know, I mean, you know, you got these assholes sitting over here jocking bronies.
Jocking bronies, jockeying my little pony.
Here you got DuckTails.
Uncle Scrooge telling you how to be a capitalist, and you idiots are like, my little pony, my little pony, my little pony and me.
Here, let me go ahead and take a swig of this beer, and we're going to go back to radio graffiti in just a second here.
I also want to give shout-outs to people that are retweeting the tweet here, folks, because, I mean, that's what we're doing here.
You know, we are giving people shout-outs, okay?
We got Candy Brony, Betty Humpter, Brony for Life, Do You Like My Avatar? Brony Boy 28, Goofy Welfare, Goofy Brony, Goofy Isabrony, and those are the last people that retweeted the first tweet on my Twitter account.
That's what'll get you shout-outs right here, Ghost Politics.
Ghost Politics is the name.
Retweet the first tweet on my Twitter account, and I will give you some shout-outs on this broadcast.
All right, let's go back to Radio Graffiti here.
304, Radio Graffiti.
My little pony, my little pony.
Jesus Christ.
Taseki, Radio Graffiti.
Goofy Bone is a talentless, reprehensible pox on humanity and probably a closet brony.
That's horrible, man.
That's horrible.
Connor A.A., Radio Graffiti.
Zeki's your pompous faggot and fuck his gay following the chat room.
He's a fing idiot.
Goofy bone for president.
Oh, man.
Somebody don't like Taseki.
111, Radio Graffiti.
Ghost, I know exactly where you're at in Austin.
I'm coming to get you.
Oh, I'm scared.
Exara Hawks, Radio Graffiti.
We got 000 on Radio Graffiti.
408, Radio Graffiti.
Fuck all you trolls.
You guys are supposed to be fucking the girls, not fucking the My Little Pony dolls.
111, Radio Graffiti.
People suck and doesn't have anything on My Little Pony.
Fuck Goofy Bone.
We got Jeff Jackson, Radio Graffiti.
My Little Pony, My Little Pony.
Shove that up.
Shove it up, your ass, already, please.
337, Radio Graffiti.
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Shove it up, your ass.
906, Radio Graffiti.
I'm from Michigan.
Man, Michigan sucks.
1-1-1, Radio Graffiti.
Okay, Nahan Kitsche, Radio Graffiti.
What's up?
I want to shout out to Jeffy's male 404 Aero in Orange, and you're a faggot.
Yeah, but not as big as you are there, you illegal immigrant.
864, Radio Graffiti, Radio Graffiti.
We got 1-1-1 Radio Graffiti.
We got 4-2-5 Radio Graffiti.
Ghost, would you be willing to box Alex Jones for us?
Hey, you just name me the time and the place, and I'll be more than happy to beat Alex Jones' ass, all right?
But I'll tell you what Alex Jones will do.
He'll be like, oh, go ahead and hit me.
I'll call the cops.
I'll call the cops.
Anyway, let's take a couple of more Radio Graffiti calls and start wrapping this thing up, all right?
Let's see.
Baller Friday, Radio Graffiti.
Bam My Jerry.
You know, it's unfortunate that he dumped his chick and got with that stupid Skankosaurus that ruined his whole career.
But hey, that's such is life.
Who else?
We got Wheatley.
Graffiti.
Vatochi, Radio Graffiti, man.
Sack up and quit, Wiener.
Ho Chi Men, sack for life, baby.
Okay.
We got 845, Radio Graffiti.
Let me show you the world in my eyes.
Tell you the way, baby.
111, Radio Graffiti.
Offer you the opportunity to join me in glorious battle.
111, Radio Graffiti.
Hey, Ghost, I just wanted to have a brief of my $250.
He's so hot.
Jesus Christ.
111, Radio Graffiti.
Are you ready for me, Ghost?
I'll be seeing you soon.
Shut up, your ass.
Who else we got?
Biddy Stan, Radio Graffiti.
Man, you say you're not paying these trolls yet.
You have a section where I'll do his rigging.
I mean, come on.
What's up to the show?
What are you talking about, man?
It's just radio graffiti.
People can say whatever they want.
Have they got a website?
Have they got something they want to plug?
Have they got a blog?
I mean, it's just these idiots that want to sit over here and act like jag offs and say these dumbass things for Christ's sake.
It's not my fault, there, boy.
Jesus Christ, here's some fish and chips for you.
Where's my drink?
Give me my drink.
Give me my drink here.
Good stuff.
Let's take a couple more calls here.
One, one, one, Radio Graffini.
Don't wonder what they're supposed to do.
You're watching his magic with me.
Big adventure.
Anyway, I think that's about it for Radio Graffiti, folks.
We got about eight minutes left in the broadcast.
I want to give the last shout-outs to everybody who's retweeted the first tweet on my Twitter account.
Final Call-Outs and Thanks00:08:23
And then we're going to go ahead and start ending the show.
We got Justin his.
No, I'm not saying that.
We got Captain Charisma.
We got X4040.
We got Bronies for Commies.
You sick, son of a bitch.
Ophelia Balls.
I'm not saying that either.
Goofy Bone Brony.
And who else we got here?
We got that's about it.
Anyway, folks, okay, we'll take a couple more calls for Radio Graffiti, and that's it.
All right, that's it.
A couple more calls.
We got My Kids Are Dead.
Radio Graffiti.
Can I take a shower with you?
1-1-1, Radio Graffiti.
1-1-1, Radio Graffiti.
That's horrible guitar.
That's just, you know, the most horrible guitar I've ever heard in my life.
I mean, whoever it is that's calling up, playing that guitar, just pawn it and sell it for food.
Anyway, folks, we've got six minutes left in the broadcast.
I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
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404 Tear.
We got A. Null, Aid for Breakfast, Alcoholic, Anal Hamster Rides, Annie Oni Moose, Anon 93691, Area Code 340, Awesome equals, I'm not saying that.
Banana Boat Goat.
Get that asshole out.
Get him out for college.
Get that sack of crap out.
Bang is a Mexican.
Blow it out your ass.
Blues 111.
Blumpkin Blown.
Bro Chillington.
Get that asshole out of here, too.
Get that piece of crap out of here.
We got Brony Lover, believe it or not.
Camping Corps, Captain Charisma, Chairman Mao, Chicken Rape, you sick son of a bitch.
All right, Coast is a, get that asshole out of here, too, for Christ's sake.
Get him out.
Common.
Now get that other asshole.
Get that other asshole out of here, too.
Get communist single mom out of here, too.
We don't need a communist single mother out here mooching to say, get him out.
Get out.
Get him out.
We got CR and new.
We got Debbie Daly in the house.
We got Desert Rose.
What's going on, Desert Rose?
We got Dixie Normas.
We got Dr. Harry Shipman.
We got Edge 0183.
We got I Like Madick.
We got I Loves Tall and I don't know.
Get that idiot talking about Texas.
Get that name about Texas out of Filthy Pack A. Get gas the Jews out of here, too.
Get that sick son of a bitch out of here.
Get him out.
Get those idiots making fun of me out here, too.
Get him out.
Get him out, engineer.
Get him out now.
Get him out.
Get him out.
Get the people making fun of Goofy Bone out here, too.
I don't know if you got Goofy Bone or Goofy Brony.
Get him out.
Get him out now.
Get out.
We got all the Gene Hunt, and we've got all the guests up in the place.
What's going on to all the guests?
Why don't you hook me up with a follow on Twitter, baby?
Hook me up with a follow on Twitter.
Ghost politics is the name to follow.
Here it is right here.
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Well, as a matter of fact, not only follow me on Twitter, why don't you go to the official website of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast for free, how can I put it?
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All right.
Anyway, let's just continue going.
We got high, get that other idiot.
Get high out of here.
Get him out.
We got hippie goost.
We got Humad Coast.
We got I Hate.
Get that Other Idiot out of here.
Get out.
I Propane.
Ivan Ezzo.
Get I Hate Ghost out of here.
Get that sorry sack of crap out.
Get him out.
I'm Ryder User, Enchiladas, Ion Vasht, Ivana Sockda, whatever the hell his name is.
I want Cap, Jack Meoff, Jack Over.
I can't even pronounce it.
We got Jims93, John Brand.
What's up, Jims?
John Brand, Josh Dyer, Juice Dunn.
I don't know.
Get that other idiot out.
Get Juice out of any name with the juice.
Get him out.
We got Kim Jong Daliest.
We got Coast.
Get that other idiot out of here.
Get these idiots making fun of me out.
Liberals are fruity.
Logan Spears.
LOL What?
Lucky Sinner.
Mike Kids.
Men O Mem.
Michael Thomas.
Mystery Man Ryan.
Niagara Roll.
What's going on in the anger roll?
We got... I'm not saying that other one.
I'm beginning to get...
Get those racist ones out of here.
Get the racist ones out of here.
Get him out.
Get out.
We've got the Nigerian in the house.
Nozark.
What's going on?
The Nigerian Nozart.
OkaU.
What else we got?
Plum Gargle or something.
Poop Tickler.
Razor XX.
Seaman Feline.
Smell my poop.
Stabby McHuggins.
Sweat Off Cannes.
What else we got?
The Guy1337.
German shame for...
No, don't say that one.
T-Karma, Taseki, what's going on, Taseki?
We got Vincent the Bay.
We got Winging Palm.
We got Wizard Sleeve.
We got Zach Walker, Wild Goose, and Wiener Snitzel.
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