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And thank you for tuning in with me to another special edition of True Capitalist Radio.
And of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
And of course, folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
This is episode number 98 for all the folks that are keeping track with the True Capitalist broadcast.
And you know what that means.
That means we're getting close to 100.
100 episodes of True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
I'm guesstimating that we're going to get to that this Wednesday.
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It's going to be a hump day edition.
I'm looking forward to that.
But before we get into anything else, folks, I just wanted to go ahead and chime in on the hacker wars that are happening since we don't have any markets to cover today.
We don't have any equities markets to talk about today because it's Memorial Day.
For all the folks that are unaware, the United States out here celebrates Memorial Day for all the fallen veterans and the people of our military honoring their service.
And as a result, we don't have any equities news to talk about today.
But I do want to talk about the Lulz Boat.
It's so shocking and new.
I definitely want to talk about the hacker wars that are happening here, folks.
I mean, this weekend was, you know, some shocking news throughout the hacker community here.
We've got one of the spokesmen of Anonymous stepping down.
We got the Lulz Boat last night hitting PBS.
And we're going to talk about it, man.
I want to hear from you, though.
646-6524869 is the number to call here.
First thing we're going to talk about is Barrett Brown, the spokesman for Anonymous, has basically said he is leaving.
He is leaving Anonymous.
He is leaving it and going to pursue other endeavors.
He's going to be in the media, so on and so forth.
And apparently, according to him, that he's taken a good chunk of Anonymous leadership with him.
You know what I'm saying?
I mean, so it's pretty unbelievable what's happening here with Anonymous.
Moreover, there was always some kind of rift that was in the hacker social circles out here that basically kind of I was waiting for this to happen.
And at this point in time, we don't know what exactly the state of Anonymous is in at this point in time.
Barrett Brown said that the reason that he's stepping down is because there's no cause.
There's no purpose.
You know, it's just everybody's just kind of going out hacking, you know, whatever.
And not to mention, I'm sure that Barrett Brown listens to this broadcast, and he was rather shocked when one day I was referencing that the government could use RICO statue and Patriot Act to pursue these hackers.
And then two days later, that's exactly what Obama goes and does.
I mean, straight up, man, that's exactly what Obama goes and does.
And it's unbelievable.
But, you know, I don't know what's really going on with Anonymous.
I wish they would get better organized.
I wish they would better articulate their goals.
But let me tell you something.
There are sects of Anonymous that are breaking off.
And one of them is Lulsec.
And for all you folks that don't know who I'm talking about, it is, let me go ahead and post the Twitter address of these people.
Here it is right here.
The Lul Sect.
These guys right here actually hacked PBS.
All right?
PBS last night.
I actually saw it while I was going live.
They actually at first posted a news clip stating that Tupac Chaco, baby.
Tupac Chako's alive, baby.
He alive.
He out there in New Zealand, baby.
Kicking back, having some Philly Blust of an FOOs, baby.
And people actually believe this news report.
Secondly, they put a posting of Nyan Kitty, and, you know, basically with a message saying, we heard you were having trouble, Anonymous, written underneath Nyan Kitty.
Not to mention, with the Nyan Kitty image in it, it said that your base belongs to us.
Now, I don't know what that's supposed to mean.
It sounds to me that that was a little bit of a slap in the face to Anonymous.
Not to mention that when reporters were actually Twittering Lulsek in response, you know what I mean?
In response to what the hell is going on to PBS here, are you related to Anonymous?
Because that's what was initially first claimed, that Anonymous was the one taking control of PBS.
Lulsek had wanted nothing to do with Anonymous.
We ain't doing nothing with Anonymous.
And I thought it was pretty funny.
Now, the reason they gave behind the PBS hack, which is really, really pretty cool, is a response to the frontline documentary about WikiLeaks.
Now, I think that, first of all, Lulsek, all right?
Lulsek is an unbelievable, you know, new sect that has branched off from Anonymous.
This hack was unbelievably implemented, classic SQL hack.
But at the same time, they were able to lock out the administrators.
You know what I'm saying?
They were able to just do all kinds of things and just kind of ran rampant with the damn server for at least eight hours.
All right?
At least eight hours.
And lo and behold, the reasoning they gave behind this was not only because of the WikiLeaks situation, but the Bradley Manning jailing of the information that was basically branched out to WikiLeaks.
And for all the folks that don't know, Bradley Manning is the military gentleman who had access to certain information that was then given to WikiLeaks, which was then exposed to the public.
And what's unfortunate, what's unfortunate is that this young man is now, you know, from what I understand, being tortured.
You know, he's, you know, a lot of nefarious claims that are happening to Bradley Manning.
And I think that we need to talk about it.
I mean, you know, we need to bring issue to that.
I mean, Bradley Manning just didn't necessarily jeopardize national security here.
Everything's going smoothly.
The only thing that isn't going smoothly is the whole goddamn world.
So anyway, I want to hear from you.
646-652-4869.
Much props to Lulsec.
At least somebody's doing something for a reason and not just because, hey, look, we're over here now.
We're over here now.
Hey, look at us.
We hacked Sony because Joe Hot was able to mess around with some proprietary hardware that pissed off Sony.
Yeah, get out of here.
6466524869.
I had a good time last night.
I was on the Lulzboat.
It's so funny and lonely.
The Lulzboat.
I want to hear from you.
Let's take some callers here.
Special Memorial Day Edition.
And, you know, as we're doing this show, always remember that we've got men and women out there implementing the American ideology throughout the world.
906, you're on the horn.
Now, you don't have to play 9K now.
We'll play it later.
All right.
111, what's up?
China And Communist Ideology00:15:31
Hey, there.
Hey, Jeff.
How's it going?
Huh?
Hey, how's it going, man?
How you doing?
Hey, it's great.
Thanks.
I was reading this book the other day.
It was all about the ideals of communism.
Okay.
And what do you think about that?
It was all about how Joseph Stalin was being a bad man.
What do you think of that?
Not a lot.
Jesus Christ.
I mean, you almost had something going there kind of funny, and then you didn't even know what the hell to say after it.
Come on, man.
Jesus Christ.
We're talking about the Lulzboat.
And you're sitting over here wanting to talk about Joseph Stalin up in here.
Get the hell out of here.
Let's talk.
214, what's up?
Oh, is that me?
Yeah, it's you, man.
What's up, man?
Oh, did you hear about the fucking people arrested at the memorial for dancing, man?
Fucking outrageous.
Oh, yeah, you know, I'm glad you brought that up.
We were going to bring that up later, but, man, since you want to go right into that, go ahead and enlighten us a little bit.
It was like somewhat of a flash mob, so to speak.
Everybody was just kind of going to dance at the memorial, something to that effect.
They organized a dance at the Jefferson Memorial because somebody got arrested for it a couple years back, I think.
And the judge on that case ruled that you're not allowed to freely express yourself in public or some shit like that.
So those people were there protesting it.
And I mean, have you seen the video for it?
Yes, actually, I have.
And, you know, they're sitting over here taking down people, muscling them around for price.
They were drug meeting or something.
Oh, it's fucking ridiculous, man.
I wouldn't even throw a drug dealer on the ground like that.
That's crazy.
Drug dealers are good people, too.
I mean, they're just trying to make money.
I've been talking about this a lot, man.
I've actually been talking about how the police are the last people that you want to call when you're in trouble.
I mean, you notice how they're always the last people there when everybody's on the floor bleeding, dead, you know, your house has been robbed, somebody's already been raped.
I mean, they're always the last one there, but they're always the first one to catch you with your goddamn seatbelt off or your broken taillight or, oh, your car is parked in the yard, and it's against ordinance, so it's such and such.
I mean, you know, they're always there when it comes to tax collecting on people.
And that's what this is.
You know, some stupid law that some stupid totalitarian bureaucrat in that municipality probably implemented that law 100 years ago, whenever the hell it was implemented.
And now you've got these goddamn police implementing this taxation.
These guys are a sanctioned gang by the United States tax dollars.
And let me tell you something.
If crime is implemented on me, I'm not calling them.
I'm calling mercenaries, man.
I'm calling Blackwater.
You know, somebody that'll actually give crap.
I feel you.
That's not actually even what I call up to talk about.
I call up, back in my younger days, I was actually kind of a liberal and was all into the whole socialist movement.
And since then, I've changed.
And I want to tell you how I became a capitalist.
Not that you give a shit, but I just wanted to share the story with you.
Go ahead.
No, go right ahead.
Well, I moved to China a couple years back, and I hired a bunch of kids at 50 cents a day to sew shoes together.
Then I'd export them to the United States.
And by that, I'm now a millionaire, and I'm just loving the capitalist life, man.
I'm living it up big time like you.
I think because of you, I'm going to go out.
First and foremost, there, 214, you could sit here and try to be sarcastic about the, oh, yeah, I'm going down there, and I'm forcing children to work in sweatshops to make Air Jordans and pump shoes in China and bring them over here and charge $150 on something that would cost $0.75 to make.
Let me tell you something, son.
That has nothing to do with America.
That has nothing to do with anybody but the totalitarian government of China.
I have always advocated for the people's rights in China.
I will never forget 1988, 1989, Tenuman Square.
Taneman Square was one of the most grotesque nationally broadcast massacres on the face of this planet.
And for these people to sit over here and imply that capitalism has anything to do with what the hell's going on in communist China is just disgusting.
It's just pathetic.
The only reason the communist government of China has been able to do what it's doing is because no international intervention has been implemented on its humanitarian rights abuses.
We have allowed these people to put their own population below slavery.
I mean, below softdom, for Christ's sake.
Do you understand?
Below softdom, they're forcing these people to work at pennies an hour.
Meanwhile, all the communist government, who are the owners of all the manufacturing and the means of production in China, mind you, the communist government becomes billionaires while they're Feeding these people in China like a bunch of robots this warped idea of the reason they're working so hard is to do it for the people.
Let me tell you something, son.
I know you're trying to sit there and be cute and I'm a capitalist because I do this.
Let me tell you something.
I've always been against China and its regime.
And let me tell you, I know for a fact that some of the commentary that I have projected on this broadcast has penetrated the borders of China, and you've actually got Chinese raising up because they are tired of living like a bunch of disgusting below animalistic type of beings being told what to do, what to say, how to say it, how many kids you can have, how much you can make, what kind of house you should come.
Every single thing, they can't have religion.
They can't have this.
They can't.
I mean, it's just, it's disgraceful.
It's utterly disgraceful.
And for you to sit over here and imply that, oh, yeah, you know, I became a capitalist by going over there to China.
All right?
going over there to China and forcing kids to work.
Let me tell you something.
If it was capitalist, that wouldn't be happening.
Everybody would be prospering.
Let me tell you, that's what they're advocating.
Jasmine Revolution, all right, that happened this past March.
That's what it was about.
And let me tell you, the Chinese government is so afraid of the Jasmine Revolution that they are making sure that anybody that was affiliated with this uprising, and it wasn't even an uprising, it was just a bunch of people going into the streets holding up jasmine flowers and signs that say peace and no totalitarianism and all this other crap.
Give me a break.
Anyway, what all do you have to say, 214?
That's what capitalism.
Well, first I want to say you said that the wait a minute, that's not what capitalism here.
I know what you're going to say.
You say, that's what capitalism does.
No, it doesn't.
No, it doesn't.
You know what it did?
Do you know what capitalism is doing?
It's loosening the chains at this point in time of bondage of communism.
Now, the Chinese government has to up the pay in workers that manufacture these cheap electronic digits that you idiots buy at $500 a pop that cost the manufacturer like $5 to make.
You know, it just makes me sick to my stomach that you could sit here and say that capitalism has anything to do with what's going on in China.
It didn't.
All right?
What happened in China was the fact that you had this idea of communism that swept an already broken country.
If you look in the history, in the history of China, this country has been devastated and decimated by the Europeans.
You should look up the opium wars.
The opium wars when the Europeans went in there and hooked half the population of China on goddamn opium.
They were out there just screwing around, smoking opium until the turn of the 1900s there.
And then by the time the turn of the 1900s came around, you had Chiang Kai-shek and the nationalists attempt to bring some dignity to the Chinese people after being just completely raped by the Europeans here.
All right?
And lo and behold, after Chiang Kai-shek starts allowing foreign investment to come in and build the means of production, build the railroads, build communication lines.
I mean, the capitalists went in there and actually progressed the country of China at the turn of the 20th century.
And then what happened?
Well, The Chinese people went from being a damn peasantry society, and the kids went from their little peasant rounds into the cities that were built by the capitalists through the railroads, so on and so forth.
And lo and behold, what happened?
They didn't like working.
Yeah.
They didn't like working.
So, I mean, they didn't like assembly line manufacturing.
They didn't like all this crap.
So, lo and behold, communism was around.
You know?
You had dumbass Mao Cetong and his dumbass idea that the peasantry is the purest form of society.
It's just horrific.
Anyway, that's enough.
214.
What else you have to say?
First, you said that the people like the average people of China listen to your broadcast.
I don't believe that the majority.
I didn't say the average person listened to my broadcast.
I said that content that I have produced has penetrated the borders of China.
All right?
I'm not saying they listen to the broadcast.
I said that content that I produce, which includes blogs, which includes the capitalist army, which includes a lot of things.
So go ahead.
I didn't say that, so right off the bat, you're already lying.
Go ahead.
Is your blog written in Chinese?
You can translate it, asshole.
Is that so hard to do?
You ever heard of Google Translate?
You can translate the whole goddamn thing, you stupid milky liquor.
Not to mention, there's more people that speak English in China than there are in America.
Did you know that, you stupid moron?
I mean, capital.
Did you know that?
I asked you.
Did you know that there's more people in China that know English than in America?
Did you know that?
Maybe in Hong Kong, but I wouldn't say in all of China.
Also, do you know?
Are you kidding me?
You've got to be kidding.
Get this shit again.
Get him off!
I'm not going to sit here and talk this garbage to some uneducated, half-witted liberal who's been fed all this garbage, obviously, from his feminist mammy, because you know there's no fatherly influence on this fruity bastard, because if there was, he wouldn't be talking like he just popped out of the anal passage of the pink team.
Jesus Christ.
I mean, I know people have a hard time believing this, all right?
But Chinese people do know English.
They teach it in their education system, morons.
All right?
They know, there's more people in China that know English than there are Americans in this country that know English.
Jesus Christ, this is horrible.
Let's hope we get another caller here.
619, what's up?
All I have to say is, fuck your government.
Well, you're calling from California.
How can you say F the government when you're probably collecting money from the government?
I mean, can you explain?
Oh, and you hung up.
How convenient.
I mean, you know, California gives more government subsidies to losers than any other state in the Union besides Illinois.
I mean, you understand what I'm saying?
You're living off the government, and you're saying F the government?
I mean, that's how stupid our society is in America today, folks.
Jesus Christ, what else we got going on?
We're supposed to be talking about the Lulzboat.
But instead, you idiots are calling up, you know, just acting like Jagoffs.
I mean, Lulzek actually did a hack for a reason, you know?
They actually did something for a reason instead of just kind of, you know, oh, yeah, we're going to do it because, look, I hacked Anthony Wiener's Twitter and I'm going to send a picture of a crotch to some chick on his following and make it look like, you know, he wants to get it on.
And I'm a hitch.
Give me a break.
Anyway, we're talking about the split in Annan.
The split in Annan.
We want to talk about all that stuff.
And, you know, of course, the Jefferson Memorial arrests, the dancers that were dancing because they were trying to break taboo of some prehistoric law that's been in the books out there.
And lo and behold, the video is out there.
You've got police manhandling people for dancing.
And this is why I'm saying the police do not care about protecting and serving.
They're not out there to serve and protect.
They're out there to tax collect.
And anybody who thinks otherwise, I think that you need a slap into reality.
All right?
646-652-4869 is the number to call.
We got area code 901 on the horn.
What's up?
We do what we do with Chairman Mars.
What are you doing with Chairman Mouse?
Yeah, you stupid Mark.
Get him off, for Christ's sake.
You assholes need to stop doing these stupid little videos of me and these goddamn soundboards.
I'm serious, man.
They're starting to come back up again.
All right?
You're making me look like some racist jag off.
I'm not a racist asshole.
All right?
Let's make this perfectly, abundantly clear to all the jerk nuts that are out there waxing their carrots, believing that I'm some kind of a grand dragon, that I'm some kind of a goddamn David Duke racist or something.
Like me and Mel Gibson are kicking it together or something on the weekends.
And I am not a goddamn racist.
All right?
I'm not a racist.
So stop it.
Area code 404.
What's up, man?
Heal, what's up, ghosts?
Hey, how's it going, man?
Doing pretty good.
Just relaxing and smoking on a cigar.
I hear you, man.
I smoked on a couple of them last evening, man.
I got a Virgin Sun Grown Artura Fuente, and of course, an Opus X, man.
A couple of beautiful cigars.
Nice.
My sister got me like Maker's Mark 538 as a gift.
Oh, yeah, man.
I haven't tried those, man.
I actually seen those out there at some of these cigar shops out here.
How are those?
They're pretty good.
Pretty smooth.
Got a great taste.
I like it.
I know.
They even dipped the damn cigar.
They dipped the damn cigar case in the traditional wax like they do with the damn bourbon, man.
Evidence Of Depraved Behavior00:08:32
Unbelievable.
Oh, yeah, it's really cool.
Yeah, I wanted to ask you.
I mean, I've been meaning to talk to you about this, but I just haven't gotten to it.
Love, this is going to take you a little bit off.
But what do you think about that Casey Anthony case?
Casey Anthony, you're talking about the bride that's on trial for allegedly killing her daughter, but there's no body.
There's no, they can't find the daughter.
There's only circumstantial evidence is the deal.
I've vaguely kept up with the case, but am I correct?
Yeah, that was a case three years ago.
They found, they didn't find her body, but they found evidence that her body was in her trunk.
And then that was really the end I heard about it.
And then three years later, this just started up.
And Casey Anthony was saying, you know, that she blamed her parents.
Well, you know, and those pictures that came around.
There are pictures that were taken that were found as evidence because Casey was dancing and drinking and having parties while her little girl was missing at the time.
Yeah, I think I remember that, yeah.
Yeah, and I don't know, I just didn't see it on the news.
And she was saying that her father, Her father and her mother, they were swimming with her and then like the she drowned and her parents were telling him to hide the body.
So she says that her parents basically hid her little girl's death and she was saying that her father sexually abused her when she was a kid.
And they're using that as evidence.
Yeah.
The case really, really pisses me off.
I can't stand that.
But, you know, this is not uncommon in America today, man.
I mean, you know, America is becoming more and more twisted, more and more vile, disgusting, disgraceful.
I mean, this kind of stuff does not surprise me anymore.
Once again, you know, at the beginning of the month here, I was telling everybody on the internet that we're going to start seeing a lot of these convenient, I left my baby in the car routines this summer.
It happens every summer.
I always call it.
And every summer we see these ridiculous bimbos, you know, conveniently leave their children in the back of some car that's in 100 degree weather.
And lo and behold, you know, these babies are frying in there, and all they got to do is give a crying job.
And oh, I can't believe it.
I didn't know.
And yet this bitch still has her purse.
She got her nails did, got her hair done.
She didn't forget to do everything else except take her kid out of the car.
And the reason that you're seeing this kind of crap is because these women, believe it or not, they actually believe they can get away with this stuff.
You know, I don't know about the case of Casey Anthony.
I mean, you know, that is just looks like deep-seated, deep-rooted family problems.
But once again, it kind of relates to the fact that she wants to get a pass on allegedly killing her child.
And I just, I think that, you know, if you killed your child, you know, just take the plea and get the hell into jail where you belong.
But no, this idea that I'm going to try to defend myself from the idea that I killed my kid because of this problem.
It's my mama's fault.
Postpartum depression.
Postpartum psychosis.
The devil told me to do it.
I mean, you've got these women actually getting off on these cases.
I mean, that broad that, you know, killed her, was it five kids by drowning them in the bathtub?
She's out in the streets right now.
You know that?
Temporary insanity.
Was in jail for a couple of years.
She's out there partying in the streets, probably at some bar trying to make some more kids right now.
And this is America.
Yeah.
Yeah, man.
Even turning on her parents.
That's just messed up.
It's pathetic, man.
Yeah.
Anyway, man, I want to thank you for calling, man.
You want to give a shout-out?
I don't know if anybody should give a shout-out to.
Maybe CapitalSarmy.com.
Hey, man, thanks a lot, man.
I appreciate it, man.
You take it easy.
Thanks for the insight on the case there, man.
Yeah.
See ya.
All right, man.
Appreciate it.
You take it easy.
Anyway, man, I mean, this is not a joke, folks.
This is America.
All right.
This is what I try to discuss every single day that I conduct this broadcast.
I try to penetrate the psyche of those throughout the world in an attempt to spark synapses in the brains of you individuals so you can realize that we are living in complete and utter savagery, utter disgust and filth and waste and patheticness.
I mean, what's really unfortunate here is that we're allowing ourselves to get to this level of depravity.
We're allowing it to happen.
It's just disgusting, man.
I mean, women are getting off from killing their children, man.
They're getting off scot-free.
They're getting off scot-free, and nobody cares.
Nobody's talking about this.
Nobody gives two rats' asses.
And what?
We're just supposed to accept this crap, huh?
You know, we're going to have slut walks throughout the world this summer.
I hope you know this.
You've been covering this quite some time.
There was a slut walk that started in Toronto, I believe, made its way over to Boston.
Now, slut walks, all right, are happening all over the world.
Okay?
Now, what I'd like to know is how many of them sluts that are sitting over there, you know, scantily clad, showing off their assets out there in the streets, begging to be called a slut.
I wonder how many of them dirty, disgusting, dishrag whores actually have children and whether their children are being basically taken care of by who the hell knows who while they're out there conducting themselves in a goddamn slut walk.
This is America.
This is why I'm saying, I mean, to all the people that are listening out there, I know there's legitimate listeners.
I know there's some ass clowns who like to call up and barrel roll, barrel roll, and all that crap.
But I'm talking to the legitimate members of not only our society here in America, but legitimate societies throughout the international community.
You cannot just sit there and allow this level of depravity to go unnoticed.
It is time for you, as a decent human being of this earth.
It's time for you as a decent human being of society to stand up and start taking action against this kind of nonsense.
We can't accept children being shitted out by these disgusting, depraved sluts who participate in slut walks.
We can no longer allow government subsidizing baby making and turning it into big business.
We can no longer allow these disgusting, depraved entertainment peddlers demoralizing and completely deviating our children's minds in an area we can't even imagine.
We can no longer accept this crap.
And it's time for capitalists throughout the world.
It's time for us to start showing that we're not going to just sit here any longer while the masses are out here turning a civil world into an uncivil society.
Everybody who's listening that's a legitimate listener that believes in the capitalist endeavor, it's time for us to start making our voices heard.
It's time for you to start making your statements amplified.
And I'm talking about everybody that's out there, get a damn blog.
Go on the forum posts.
All right?
I mean, you've got all these stupid, dumb bookstores all over the place that nobody goes to anymore.
Why don't you organize a goddamn political talk or economics talk?
Why don't you go out there and there's a whole bunch of youths all over America?
No matter what city I go into, I see youths that are just out there, 12, 13 years old, walking the streets.
Why don't you go up to them and tell them, what the hell are you doing out here?
What's the problem?
You shouldn't be out here, man.
You should be going out there and mentoring these kids.
I mean, they're out there in the street being left vulnerable to who the hell knows who.
I mean, it's our duty, man.
We can't allow society to get any more depraved.
Economics Teacher Indoctrination00:02:48
646-652-4869.
We've got area code 906 on the hoard.
What's up?
You're just sitting there playing with your Peter Popper.
Companion Cube, what's up?
Hey, it's Companion Cube Jeffy.
Oh, Jeffy, what's up?
Okay, I had some problem going on in my economics class that kind of blew my mind.
I thought you'd be interested in.
Go for it.
All right.
So the teacher, for some reason, decided to ask every person individually how many Gatorades they would buy if it was 10 cents each.
And I personally said zero.
So then he later went around and asked everybody again How many they would buy if prices raised 25 cents?
And I said I'd buy 100 of them.
And then he looked at me and it was like, you said zero before.
You're just messing around.
You don't really count.
And I tried to explain to him that, well, the price went up, so it's likely the price will go up again, and it's at such a low price that if even if I don't make any if I don't, if I'm not able to sell them again, then it won't be that much of a loss.
Well, you know, it depends on your economics teacher of how he views that type of investments.
Remember, you've got a whole bunch of different theoretical approaches to economics.
You've got people that are bears, which are, you know, individuals that are not very big risk takers.
But then you've got bulls, which, believe it or not, you know, economics teacher would tell you that that right there is a bull way of interpreting that particular scenario.
Because, you know, you're anticipating, you know, more growth.
And, you know, it's a risky investment.
I mean, you have to weigh in a bunch of factors from the market to the actual people consuming this product to competitors to the wave of how many people are going to be employed in a given society, so on and so forth.
So, you know, I can understand maybe why your economics teacher was trying to, you know, I don't know, I guess maybe question your thinking because remember, these teachers are there to indoctrinate you with their own perspectives.
They're not there to teach you anything.
They're just there to indoctrinate you so you can think like they do.
That's why everybody out here that graduates from college or graduates from public education is no better than some schmuck that dropped out and went to work.
Yeah, that actually makes a lot of sense.
He didn't really explain it at all.
But that was like the beginning of the year.
And then yesterday, well, not yesterday, but Friday was the last day I was going to see him.
And it was kind of weird.
I guess he was still mad about that.
That kind of called him out in front of the entire class.
So he took me out in the hallway and slammed me up against the locker and said, you better trade me your Pikachu for my Charizard.
Questioning Student Thinking00:04:58
Yeah, man.
Well, I think that's a bad deal anyway.
You know what I'm saying?
I mean, I think Pikachu is probably worth more on the market.
But it's serious, man.
I mean, that's how these goddamn imbecilic professors and teachers are.
They want to teach you their interpretation, and you should call them out.
I mean, you're paying their salary, man, especially if you're in college, all right?
You're paying their freaking salary.
All right?
You're paying tuition.
You're paying for the books that they tell you to buy.
You're paying for all this crap.
The least you can do is call them out and get a good explanation.
Now, don't be that ass clown.
And you know who I'm talking about.
That ass clown in class that just likes to raise his hand or her hand and just ask ridiculous, disgusting, redundant questions just to ask.
Just to act like they're involved or act like they're an active student or something for Christ's sake.
It's disgraceful.
Anyway, where's my drink for Christ?
Give him a drink.
Jesus Christ.
Hey, we got some blue label.
Yeah, I'm still drinking the blue label, baby.
I'm not running away from that for Christ's sake.
Yeah.
Love all the rocks.
It's Memorial Day Edition, baby.
Anyway, 646-652-4869.
We're talking about a whole bunch of subject matters.
The markets are closed today.
It's episode number 98 of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
Like I said, last night, I was on the low boat.
And we had Lulsek to hack PBS website.
They said the reason that they hacked it was because of the WikiLeaks documentary by Frontline.
At the same time, they also wanted to pour some attention on Bradley Manning's imprisonment.
Not to mention, and I thought that they kind of called out anonymous on the pbs.org slash lu LZ post when they posted Nyan Kitty with the phrase, your base now belongs to us.
And below the image in text, it says, Hey, anonymous, we hear you were having trouble.
I don't know.
You know what I'm saying?
It just seems like a call out.
I don't know.
I'm just saying.
I'm just saying.
But it was a great hack.
They damaged nothing.
All right.
They damaged nothing.
And they even actually exposed what they did to the PBS administrators, which is unbelievably classic.
Unbelievably classic.
Oh, man.
The Lulzboat.
And if you don't know, for all the folks that are not aware, a group by the name of Lulzec, Lulsec.
That's L-U-L-Z-S-E-C basically posted a whole bunch of posts.
They took control of PBS.
PBS networks, they took control of it, started posting weird posts like Tupac's Alive.
They started posting things like we eat Shirins with some fat idiot eating a burger.
I mean, just unbelievable lulls were had.
You know, unbelievable.
I want to hear from you.
Did you happen to see it?
Did you take part in it?
I mean, I'd have to, I mean, it was just unbelievable.
Let's take some calls here.
Ex-Bo, what's up?
Ex-Bo Hunter.
Hello, I've got a couple of stories for you that I've actually come up.
One about China and one about a woman not right in the head.
That's okay.
Go for it.
First one's China.
About four years ago, when I was still living at home, we got this Chinese exchange student only because he had nowhere else to go.
His English was terrible first thing, and he's never seen a dog before in his life.
We've got four dogs, three cats, fish.
I think he's never seen one in his house in his life entirely.
We had fish, freaked him out completely.
He never saw animals.
We've got a big-ish house.
He was amazed because he lived in a one-floor flat with his mum, his dad, and his brother.
Absolutely ridiculous over there.
Because of the regime going on there.
Second one is, this one's true as well.
I've got a friend whose mum had a son before, you know what I mean?
An older brother of my friend.
And he died many years ago.
And recently, she took herself into the hostel and said, I need help.
The voice is telling me to kill my children.
And at the moment, she's locked up.
So these things do happen.
But you mean the things that I was discussing earlier happen?
Yeah, the both do.
You know, man, I just don't think so, man.
You just don't just kind of leave your kid in a goddamn car.
You don't just kind of kill your kid off and just be like, I'm sorry.
I wanted to comment actually on the things we're talking about on the show rather than all the random crap that people are calling in about.
Go ahead, go ahead.
Before I do, I just want to say that I'm also a fellow capitalist by your own definition.
I've got a job.
I work 40 hours a week.
I'm a software developer.
I pay my taxes, etc., etc.
So while I'm here, I'm not making your big bucks, but I'm drinking my own whiskey tonight.
It's LaFroy.
It doesn't matter, man.
You can get there eventually.
Always remember that you can get there with proper investment, proper financial maneuverings.
You can get there too, man.
Don't worry about it.
That's what I'm hoping.
I'm still kind of, you know, just starting out fairly recently after university, so we'll see how it goes.
Anyway, back to the anonymous thing.
I've been kind of involved in that partially.
Back when they were doing their Scientology protests and stuff, I was up in London, masked up, doing all that bullshit because I was in university then.
And all these people going, oh, whip out of anonymous, oh, we're against anonymous, we're a faction of it.
It's all bullshit.
I mean, when I was doing that, there was no guy going, oh, I'm in charge, I'm leading this.
It's just someone would post something and a bunch of people would do it, and another bunch of people would go, you're all faggots for doing it.
And it was just chaos, but it was just how it went.
So, but I mean, there has to be some level of organization in the sense of one word going out and things start happening.
And, you know, anybody who's been related to that kind of relay of a call to action is going to be subject to these new internet regulations that Obama's trying to at least put in America.
And the G8 discussed this past, what was it, Thursday or Friday when they met to discuss economic and political matters.
And in my personal opinion, I think that what Anonymous was at first was something that was an attempt at trying to facilitate some sort of idealism for the continuity of Internet freedom.
But at this point in time, I think that Anonymous itself has jeopardized the whole cause by a lot of the, I guess, digital chaos that it's conducting itself in and it's being linked to without actually deterring it or saying they have nothing to do with it or trying to find the culprits themselves so that they don't be implicated in any kind of organized terrorist idea.
But they refuse to do that.
Go ahead.
The thing I've got to say is, I mean, if you kind of take away this name Anonymous, and if everyone kind of said, you know, I'm doing this for the Curtains organization or some bullshit like that, anyone can go out and say, I'm doing it for them.
And then everyone's like, okay, you're part of that.
Anyone can turn around and say, I'm part of this.
I mean, as far as I'm concerned, Anonymous is just a chaotic collection of people, and someone will say, let's do this.
And either enough people will go, let's do it, and it will happen, or people will just go, no, we can't be asked.
It's not an organization.
It's just a load of geeks saying, do this, do that.
And some people do it, some people don't.
The media's built up this big, it's some powerful organization.
Absolutely.
And believe me, I was covering it back then when they started putting out these reports about Anonymous.
I mean, they were talking about past exploits, linking them to phrases like cyber terrorism, so on and so forth.
So I'm telling you right now, I mean, they're already planning in the works to link this up as a terrorist organization.
Now, remember, we have ourselves a bunch of power-hungry bureaucracies in the international community, not just the local governments of nation states, but we have international bureaucratic institutions attempting to facilitate power.
And one of the things that they're going to do is implement some kind of internet regulation based upon a lot of the chaos that's happening in the digital world today.
And they're linking this to Anonymous.
Now, my only qualm is that Anonymous needs to be telling the world that, look, this is garbage.
These people are Iranian hackers.
They're from Lebanon.
I mean, China, something.
Provide some kind of trace route knowledge.
I know they have the ability to do this.
The problem is that they don't want to do it.
And because I don't know why they don't want to do it.
And in my personal opinion, they would benefit the organization and they would benefit the Internet by doing so.
I mean, I'll agree with you to the fact Anonymous is its own worst enemy and it's turning around and making an amazing case for the government to step in.
But at the same time, you've got to remember things like DDoS attacks are entirely illegal.
And, you know, thousands of people will get stuck into that.
You'll have computers that people don't know about participating via botnets and stuff.
And it's like when thousands of people are doing this stuff and you can get one or two, maybe three of them arrested, it's like no amount of kind of Internet regulation is really going to help at this point because it's clearly obvious no one's able to take control of this as it is.
Well, and that's the problem.
I mean, you know, at some point, you know, they may just cut it off or limit Internet usage.
They're already starting that on the corporate level by allowing us to only have a certain set-based bandwidth input and output usage, for Christ's sake.
I mean, you know, it's already getting to the point where they're starting to limit how much time we can go online, what we can do, so on and so forth.
And I'm just saying, I'm all for Anonymous if we're talking about the Anonymous that is for Internet freedom, that's for free of any kind of regulation, government, private, anything.
I mean, this was made with the intent of having a virtual world with the exchange of ideas and communication to bring the world together in an attempt to at least break down some of these old prehistoric ideas that infect our brains and sends us to wars and makes us hate each other.
But instead, instead, we sit here and we're allowing this same organization to be bastardized.
It's being bastardized into this terrorist organization, which I know it's not, but they're not helping the cause to say that it isn't.
And now I'm starting to give props to any of the offshoots or the sects, if you will, of Anonymous that are starting to gather their own legion within the community and implement their own plans of action.
Henceforth, LulSec, henceforth, there's a couple of other ones out there that I don't want to mention, but this is why I'm saying, you know, in my personal opinion, if you're going to do this type of nonsense, if you're going to risk going to jail, if you're going to risk all these things, do it for a reason.
And it was good to see that Lulsec, on top of getting lulz, they did it for a reason that, in my personal opinion, is somewhat noteworthy.
It's nice to hear from you, actually, Ghost, that there is a support for what Anonymous believes in.
I mean, I don't think anyone can condone some of the hacking they do, but I think they're right on the message.
Anyway, I'm getting a fair bit of hate in the chat room.
So are you okay if I do a couple of shout-outs and wrap up?
Go for it, man.
Cool.
I wouldn't mind shouting out to Ebenezzo, I hope I said that right.
Hippie Moose, I hate, and I'm not going to finish that, and Nick Guz, which I'll try and pronounce correctly.
And finally, I'd just like to say, you know, communist army.com and go politics on Twitter.
Get out of here, you idiot.
Anyway, like I'm saying, all right, like I'm saying, inevitably, what we need to realize, what we need to realize is we have to well, not we, I'm not a part of Anonymous, but Anonymous needs to realize that they need to either start branching off in their own sect, you know, like Lul Sect and a couple other hacking groups that have come about that have had some exploits, to say the least,
or they're just going to have to separate themselves completely, because in my personal opinion, there's bad news.
I mean, the media has bastardized Anonymous into a cyber terrorist organization, and it's horrible.
I mean, you know, this Tuesday, believe it or not, Sony's President, you know, wh wh whatever his name is, you know uh Muko Mamaku or whatever his name is, this guy's gonna testify in Congress, all right, uh, because he you know, they're actually having a congressional inquiry into this whole PlayStation network hack job.
I mean, this is not a joke.
You know what I mean?
Media Bastardizing Cyber Groups00:05:50
This is not a joke.
Anyway, let's take some more callers here.
Uh we got two, three, two.
What's up?
Hello, sir.
Yeah, what's up?
Yeah, I was listening to your show and I was really intrigued by the fact that these people were hacking into the PBS.
I'm surprised that they have the ability to do that.
It's not really that hard to do, but it's not really that hard to do.
But they did it, you know, just gotta know just gotta know some command lines and know how to exploit a poorly outdated colonel, but yeah, it's not that hard.
Yeah, and I just want to say, and I was listening to your thing about China earlier, and you know, I agree with you 100%, you know, that these people treating, you know, the Chinese people like slaves.
It's ridiculous.
And I want to let you in with a little quote, a quote that I heard from, you know, that really talks deep about my situation.
It says, you know, let freedom ring with a buckshot, but not just yet, because we first we need to truly understand the nature of the threat.
You see, the pale man walks on the threshold of darkness.
About roughly 20,000 years ago, the first humans evolved with a phenotypical trait, genetic recessive, blue eyes, blonde hair, and white skin.
Albinism apparently was a sin to the original man, Africans.
So the humans traveled north of the equator.
Because Europeans later, the first race hate us.
So is the devil's alpha to the beta.
Because history is best quality.
Oh, okay.
I get what you're doing.
I get what you're doing.
No, I hear you.
No, no.
And believe it or not, I've actually conversed with black intellectuals that actually believe this that actually can make a decent case.
You know, I just don't like you're not one of these people that are going to break down with Ebonics on me if we're going to talk about this, are we?
Oh, no, sir.
Certainly not.
Okay, now look, let me explain something.
I think that, you know, this idea that the black man was actually the first human is that what your argument is, right?
It was the first human being and that the offshoot was these an albino that ended up being ostracized from tribal Africa and ended up settling in Europe and henceforth that's where you have the European, so on and so forth.
I got it to a certain degree.
Am I correct?
I believe so, because quoting German philosopher Shepher, every white man was a faded or bleached one.
Migration created further mutation, you know, genetic risk evolution through combination, you know, adapting to the climate.
As they say, the Caucasus mountain man reverted to that of a primate, you know, savage Neanderthals until the late Paleolithic age.
That's when the black Gurmondi man came, you know, with the symbol of dragon, fire, and art.
Cave paints to France to Spain and the V-list of Willendorf.
And they say around 2000 BC, southern Russians migrated in small units, and those who traveled less west populated Europe.
And, you know, the people who settled east, southern, and Iran, known as Aryans.
In 1000 BC, some Some crossed the Khyber Pass into India and created Hinduism, you know, the first caste system.
They say the origins of racism, because the black dot men defeat the white dot elite, you know.
And they wrote the whole thing.
I mean, look, uh, you see, you know, when black supremacs attempt to facilitate that type of substance, they do it wrong.
They present it in a wrong fashion.
If you want to legitimately get people on the side of that particular persuasion or interpretation of history, you have to present it in a way where it actually makes sense.
You know, what you need to realize is that, okay, let's just for the sake of argument say that the first man on earth was African American, the first civilization, or African black, excuse me, African American is a liberal pseudo political correct term.
It was a black culture, black civilization in Africa, and the albinos that were produced were kind of outcasted and shunned from the African tribes, became the wicked Europeans, became the other races throughout the European and Asian areas stretching off into India.
And then the wicked Europeans came in and slaughtered everything and so on and so forth.
The argument that blacks should make is that the reason that the blacks were allowed, that allowed the Europeans to come in and enslave them, the reason that the Europeans were enslaving black people and the reason that they implemented so much of these disgusting,
horrific deeds upon the black race was because the true essence of the black race is that of righteousness and piety and submission.
It is not in the black man's nature to be able to extend themselves into such psychopathic violence.
But unfortunately, the counterargument to that, sir, is right now we're seeing, and I just posted up a tweet right now on my Twitter account at Ghost Politics.
I mean, you know, you have black on black crime and you have black violence being implemented on a consistent basis because of the subjugation of the black folk by the entertainment arena.
And no one discussed that.
On the contrary, the black people in America embrace hip-hop rap culture as if it's somehow the foundation of black culture itself.
And it's this foundation, this perception of reality is what, in my opinion, has kept the black, at least black man, black woman down in this country.
And it's starting to do it throughout the international community.
Now, why doesn't the black community stand up like Malcolm X, a moral leader, and say we're not going to sit here and stand for this definition of our people to be accepted as mainstream legitimacy?
Hip Hop Culture Critique00:16:28
Go ahead.
Well, I agree with you, actually.
You know, I hate black on black violence, but you see, it's crazy because it only takes a trigger and $12.98 plus tax to potentially murder 50 brothers.
So people have to, you know, duck like Daffy.
Because nowadays, average people like Butch Cassidy and the Sundance kids doing bids with no remorse.
Jesus Christ.
You know, I knew you were.
You see, right off the bat, busting out with the ebonics.
You know what I mean?
Busting out with the ebonics, for Christ's sake.
You see, I'm sitting over here trying to have a legitimate conversation about the black strife in the world.
And here's this idiot's talking about Butch Cassidy and the Sundance kid, for Christ's sake, and some idiots selling crackrock in the hood.
Jesus Christ, let's take some more calls here.
Who else we got?
We got, oh, do we have somebody from the Lulz boat on?
What's going on?
No, no, Ghost, it's Vince in the Bay.
I'm calling about the Lulz Boat topic.
Oh, okay, go ahead.
Yeah, yeah.
Sorry, it wasn't clear about that.
No, I actually witnessed that go down last night in real time, so to speak.
And I got to tell you, talk about Lulz.
That was my first exposure to a real-time hacking job, and it was amazing.
I've been riding the Lulz Boat all night long, baby.
I mean, let me tell you something.
It was pretty unbelievable, and it's good to see that these hackers are now, you know, trying to do something for a cause instead of just, hey, like, we're doing it for the lulz.
I mean, hey, yeah, you can do it for the lulz, too.
You can have the lulz boat going on.
But, you know, let's start focusing some attention on some things other than Nyan Kitty and stuff.
You know, even though they did focus attention on Nyan Kitty, too.
But still.
Yeah.
Yeah.
No, absolutely.
I tip my hat to them for their serious ownage of PBS.
I was really happy of their choice of target.
And it showed, and this is where you're, even though these people, these liberals complain that this organization gets only 10% of your tax dollars, you know what?
They're so lazy.
They don't have the IT support, the fortitude to take down a goddamn cat picture.
That thing was on there for like 12 hours.
There, I know.
That was great, man.
I put that on all those links.
It was great.
Yeah, and it was really fascinating.
And I can't believe that they put it – on top of that, they also posted the login names and the passwords for all the station affiliates throughout the entire PBS network.
And that stuff is still up there.
They put the command line code by code, line by line of the hack, man, of how they exploited this old outdated kernel, which seems to be the forte of most hacks at this point in time.
These dumbass system administrators can't even update their stupid operating systems.
Yeah, it was hilarious.
That was so epic.
I can't even tell you, and I was happy to be a part of it.
And tonight on my show, if I could do a quick plug and get out of your way, Ghost, I have Barrett Brown coming on my show tonight.
He's agreed to come on my show.
I've been in contact with him, and I'm going to have him on as a guest, and hopefully we'll get a little more in-depth into all this nonsense that's going on.
Really?
You're going to actually have Barret Brown, the real guy that is disbanded from Anonymous, took some members with him, that guy?
That dude, I think I got the right guy.
I'm pretty sure.
If not, then if it's a fake Barrett Brown, I'll hang out with him just the same.
But I think it'll be interesting.
I think it'll be fun, and I'd love for your true capitalist listeners to join me tonight.
Yeah, all right, man.
Well, we'll check you out, man.
And hopefully, Barrett Brown, if it is the real Barrett Brown that has turned his back on Anonymous, hopefully he can let us know why the hell he did it and what the hell he's planning to do.
Anyway, Vince, thanks a lot for calling, man.
I want to let everybody know right now that we are in the second hour, baby, the second hour of True Capitalist Radio.
And, of course, I am your host, The Mandate Call Ghost.
And once again, this is a special Memorial Day edition of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
Before we get into anything else, I'd like for everybody to please retweet the broadcast.
All right?
We got all kinds of little buttons underneath the player, Facebook thumbs up buttons, and tweet this button, share that buttons, spread it around like wildfire.
Let everybody know that we're an effect in the house.
Tell them to hop on the Lulzboat.
It's so funny and lowly.
Let me go ahead and take a swing of this blue label, baby.
Cheers to everybody out there.
Cheers to everybody who's chilling like some insane villains.
Cheer to all the true capitalists and the capitalist army, baby.
Go ahead and take a swig of this.
It's just so good, man.
Let's hit your goddamn list.
It's so great, man.
$400 a bottle.
Woo!
All right, let's take some more callers.
We were talking a little bit about the PBS hack.
And for all you folks that don't know, I mean, we were witnessing it firsthand.
If you'd have been following me, you'd have known about it.
All right?
Ghost Politics is the name to follow.
All one word, no underscores, folks.
You would have heard about it.
You would have been on the Lulz Boat.
There's the name to follow on Twitter, for Christ's sake.
I mean, it's just a good idea to follow me anyway, man.
I mean, I keep up to date with news that affects capitalists' prosperity.
And it's definitely something that's great.
So, once again, the Lulzboat.
Get on it at Ghost Politics, baby.
Follow me and spread it around like goddamn wildfire, boy.
Anyway, 646-652-4869 is the number to call.
I want to hear from you.
We're on the Lulz Boat.
We're talking a little bit about Barrett Brown, you know, basically going and leaving Anonymous.
We're talking a little bit about Lulz Sect, which is an offshoot of Anonymous.
Well, actually, it's a branch-off.
It's somebody that just kind of just said, Hey, you know, we're making our own sect here.
You know what I'm saying?
We're making our own hacking crew.
You know, and our lulz will be had.
So, anyway, let's take some more calls here.
What do we got?
845, what's going on?
Hey, ghost, I think you're a fruit ball.
Jesus Christ, you're calling me that with that voice?
Really?
You're a police officer.
You're calling me that with that voice?
Deal with it.
Oh, my God.
Put your mother on the phone.
I want to talk to that guy.
Yeah, I'm ghost.
I'm a fruit ball.
I like dick.
It feels good.
Man, major fail.
Major fail.
You must be from 4chan, aren't you?
Get this in there.
Get him off for Christ's sake.
Hey, Chris Poole, man.
Why don't you make another post area strictly for jokes?
All right?
Strictly for jokes.
Like, you know, jokes to tell ghosts when you're representing 4chan on true capitalist radio.
You know what I'm saying?
Seriously.
I mean, this is getting stupid and pathetic.
It's disgusting.
I mean, you're a fruit bowl.
And not to mention, make sure that you put in underscores in bold to sound like a man.
That sounds like you got a pair of cock and balls instead of some like, you know, pink pussy between your legs, for Christ's sake.
And excuse my friends for talking so vulgar, but listen to these jacknuts.
Listen to these morons.
Jesus Christ, for Christ's sake, man.
Sound like a man.
Have over 9,000 of these fruits calling me all the time, man.
Anonymous.
What?
Or Anana Moose?
What's up?
Hi there.
I'm Brian Van Eda, and I just want to share that father.
I love you so much.
Can you show me your toe box?
Oh, my God.
Now we got young people from Europe calling.
I mean, isn't it like midnight over there?
It's always weird, staying up to you.
Ah, Jesus Christ.
Get this boy George Buttlover on me.
Get him off!
For Christ's sake.
Hey, I mean, what's going on here, man?
I mean, you know, isn't everybody here, you know, kind of happy about the Lowell's boat?
No?
Well, I thought it was funny.
Let's see who else we got holding.
We got Texas Ranger up in the place.
What's up?
Would you let a woman put a strap on and do you from behind?
So we stirred a switchboard.
Get that idiot off.
I don't want Howard Stern's voice on true capitalist radio.
Do you understand me?
I don't want that old, wasted, prostate-infected, gumming his food, watching the Golden Girls should be in a goddamn retirement home, sucking the goddamn chrome of the 57 Chevy Bumper ass clown.
I don't want to hear his voice on my show.
You understand?
Howard Stern sucks.
He's an old piece of crap.
Look, I don't understand why even any young male even jocks this old piece of garbage.
He's old.
He's old.
I mean, it'd be one thing.
If this guy was some kind of hot radio disc jockey, and every time he had some starlet or some goddamn model come into his studio, they were like creaming out their pantyhose, you know, trying to pull the balls out of this guy's pants.
All right?
But that's not what happened.
On the contrary, anybody who's interviewed by Howard Stern is just like wincing, like, oh, I can't believe I'm talking to this old piece.
You know, I'm serious.
I mean, Howard Stern really sucks, man.
All right.
You can tell him I said that.
I'm sick and tired of you, Howard Stern assholes, calling me up, promoting his show on my show.
You understand that?
I mean, I don't want to promote Howard Stern's show on my show, you assholes, all right?
I mean, here you got Howard Stern.
I mean, he's probably what's he got?
A couple hundred million dollars going into his show, right?
You know, for writers and executive producers and all this other crap.
Right here, baby.
One-man show in my office after I finish the day's trading.
Right here.
No writing, no writers, no planning, nothing.
Nothing, baby.
So come and get some.
What else we got?
We got 000 on the horn.
What's up?
Yep.
Hello.
Yeah.
Hello.
Shove it up, your ass.
111, what's up?
Well, you're taking too long, too, you idiot.
Cave Explorer, what's up?
Hey, what's up, man?
How are you doing?
Yeah, fine.
It's me again, your favorite Mexican.
Did you think about my proposed?
You're not a Mexican.
Look, you know, that's an insult to Mexicans to say that your immigrant Arab ass is a Mexican.
It's a disgrace to Mexicans.
Stop saying it, all right?
You'll think about my proposal from last week.
No, no, listen to me.
Stop saying you're Mexican, all right?
It's a disgrace to Mexicans, for Christ's sake.
I mean, it's bad enough that they do a bad enough job on their own selves.
They don't need you to call up, hey, and your favorite Mexican.
Hey, you know what this means, really?
You know what time it is, right?
I think you know what time it is, folks.
It's guests.
I want to hear from you.
What do you think this guy is?
What is Arab?
I don't know.
I have to say, shut it off, engineer.
Cave Explorer, keep talking.
Yeah, I asked you a question, and I really would like to do it.
I don't really give a crap about your question.
Just keep talking.
Do you want to marry me, big boy?
We're going to move to Canadian stuff, and we're going to get married and raise a communist family.
Uh-oh, are you a Dutch?
Are you Dutch?
As a matter of fact, I'm Mexican.
You're not Mexican, all right?
You're Dutch, aren't you?
You're a Dutch immigrant Arab?
I got it, yeah.
I got it.
I got it.
Dutch immigrant Arab.
All right?
I love this game, baby.
I love this game.
Yes, yes, yes.
Anyway, let's get that idiot off, though.
Get him off.
Area code 337, what's going on?
You're on the air.
What's up, man?
Ghost, don't let me confuse it.
Is this a comedy show or is this a business show?
Well, I mean, right now we're just talking about anything right now, man.
I mean, you know, it's Memorial Day.
We're having a day off.
I wasn't even planning on doing a show today, but we had a whole bunch of people tweeting the show saying they wanted to hear it, so here I am.
So we're just talking about whatever.
Well, this is supposed to be about, you know, capitalism.
I mean, you just, you know, you just take it calls, make it fun.
They're minorities, you know, making fun of minorities.
Well, ask a question there, brother.
What do you want to know?
What do you want to know about capitalism, man?
That's what I want to know.
I mean, you keep talking about it.
Listen, listen, you know, look, go to blogtalkradio.com/slash ghost, all right?
Blogtalkradio.com/slash ghost.
There's so much advice, information.
There's at least a million dollars worth of information there alone, all right?
I mean, today we're taking the day off.
You know, we're kicking back.
We're on the walls boat.
You know, I mean, if you have something to say, man, why don't you ask me a question instead of complaining like, you know, some angry black man that just got his bean pie taken away or something.
Come on, man.
Now, why you got to mention I'm black?
Why does it matter?
Why you missed it?
Well, I'm not.
Listen to what, look, I'll tell you why it matters because you're bitching like Shaniqua, man.
You know what I mean?
Like, I just pulled your goddamn weave out your head.
Come on, man.
Just ask me a question.
If you want to ask a legitimate capitalist question, then hook me up, man.
And why do you think that black people are defined by hip-hop?
You're racist.
That is racism.
Now, come on, man.
Come on.
You know that's what it is, man.
I mean, I'm not saying that all black people embrace hip-hop as a culture, but the majority do.
You understand?
And let me tell you, a group is defined by its majority.
And in my personal opinion, Malcolm X would be on my side.
He'd be on my side, you know, trying to tell the black community that they have been bamboozled.
They have been hoodwinked by the entertainment community in Hollywood by implementing this idea of hip-hop culture, this idea of sagging your pants below your ass, even though in prison that means that you're the bottom.
Your ass is for the grabbing.
This whole idea of, yeah, baby, we're sipping on faux, baby, with my mind on my money and my money on my mind, baby.
Yeah.
You know, shorty wanna fig.
Shorty want a f.
You understand what I'm saying?
I mean, he would be agreeing with me that, you know, the African American, the black people in America need to get their heads out of their asses and realize that this hip-hop culture is what's screwing up your community.
It's screwing it up.
And another thing I don't like about the, you know, the black community as it relates to hip-hop.
Okay, okay, okay.
Just for the sake of argument, let's say that, okay, you're just not going to get rid of the hip-hop.
You like the beats.
Whatever, okay?
Why exactly do you celebrate Eminem?
Why is Eminem invited to BET events?
Can you explain that one to me?
I mean, I think that Eminem is the biggest mockery to black folk since they were performing blackface in the 20s.
You know what I'm saying?
I mean, you're going to sit over here and call me a racist for Christ's sake?
You're calling me the racist?
You got Eminem with bitchy blonde hair hopping around a goddamn stage like he's got a hamster hanging out his asshole, you know, sitting over here claiming that he's from the hood, he's from this, he's from that.
Black Community And Stereotypes00:14:31
He's not.
He's not from Detroit.
He got his ass kicked out of Detroit.
He went to West Virginia with his grandma, you know, and then he came back when he was 18 years old and tried to, you know, hop on the hop on the bandwagon of these gay homo clowns, and it didn't work for him.
He finally sucked off Dre in the back of some dumpster somewhere, and now he's famous.
So, once again, why does black America embrace Eminem?
Can you explain that one to me?
Okay, so you're saying that race is defined by the majority?
If they weren't true, they wouldn't be around, don't you think?
You're racist.
I am not a racist.
I mean, you know, what do I hear whenever I put it on a deaf comedy jam, which sucks now, by the way?
I think Russell Simmons needs to piss off with the new Deaf Comedy Jam.
It's horrible.
All right?
Stop it.
All right, this ain't 1991, brother.
All right?
It sucks now.
But, you know, every time you put it on there, what do you hear?
Crack a ass, crack a, crack a cracker.
Which I don't care.
I don't like crackers either.
You know what I'm saying?
I think crackers are a bunch of dumb, cheese-whiz, guzzling rednecks that, you know, watch NASCAR.
I mean, what kind of a race of people watch a stupid, dumb car go around and around and around in circles for five, six hundred, a thousand times, for Christ's sake.
What kind of fun is this?
You understand?
Who cares if Dale Earnhardt died?
He deserved it.
He was an idiot redneck.
All right?
He should have been wearing a better seatbelt.
All right?
Now what's your point, 337?
Ghost, what's the point to your show?
I mean, the point to my show is capitalism, baby.
I'm trying to spread capitalism around.
But you see the ignorance calling into my show.
You see all these people trying to barrel roll, barrel rolling, and spreading all this communist agitation.
You got feminists over here calling me and agitating me.
That's the point.
I'm exposing the world to the type of rip rap that is here, riding among us, walking among us, for Christ's sake.
All right?
I mean, do you understand this?
I mean, I just cannot believe that you could sit here and insinuate I'm a racist.
I know more about black culture than you do.
How about this?
How about we play a game who knows more about black culture, you or me?
How about that?
No, I'm not playing this bullshit game.
No, bro, come on, brother.
No, brother.
Come on, man.
You calling me out and being, baby, you calling me a racist, baby.
You understand what I'm saying?
I don't like that, baby.
I ain't no racist.
You understand what I'm saying?
I know what I'm talking about, baby.
You understand?
Me learns me some black history, baby.
You won't challenge me, baby.
You think I'm racist, baby?
Come on down, baby.
I mean, seriously, I want to know.
I mean, you know, if you want to challenge me, if you think that you're blacker than me, I'm challenging you, that I'm telling you I'm blacker than you, boy.
What do you got to say about that?
You see what you're doing?
You're using the stereotypical black man voice.
Why you got to do that in front of me?
Look, I'm just saying, look, if you think that you're smarter and you think I'm racist, then you would obviously school me in black history, right?
Am I right or am I wrong?
No, I'm not going to play this bullshit game with you.
Why?
Why not?
You're bringing it up, man.
You're bringing up the race car.
You, you are.
You are.
Everybody else is lulling.
You're the only one pissed off about it.
Now, I'm challenging you.
I am blacker than you.
I am blacker than you.
I'm challenging you.
If you don't believe me, well, then put it on the table.
All right?
Put it on the table right now, and we'll have a challenge right now.
Because why aren't you talking about business?
It says business on top of you keep it.
It's almost like you love these calls.
You love getting.
Okay, I'll tell you what.
I'll do it.
All right.
Who wrote Malcolm X's biography?
I don't care, Ghosts are trying to have a bad thing.
Oh, I don't care.
Oh, man.
Instead of, man, you see, you don't care now.
You don't care?
That's your brothers there, man.
You hating on your brothers.
You don't even know about your own brothers, man.
Alex Haley was the guy who wrote it.
Alex Haley.
Alex Haley was the same guy who wrote The Roots.
You know, The Roots, Kunta Kitay, all that crap.
He wrote that shit.
All right?
Okay, one more time.
All right, you want another question?
Goes, why do you play those bear can audiophiles every time you rage?
No, no, no, of course you're.
You're trying to change the subject because I'm putting you in your place, because you know that uh, you know I'm putting you down in your own.
I mean, I know more about your culture baby, than you do.
Baby, come on, bring it on man, bring it on baby.
How do you play that bear cane audiophile?
Every time you get mad?
First of all, it's not a beer can audiophile.
All right asshole, I got a whole bunch of crap here, you know.
Luckily we had the Mexican consuela broad come in and she cleaned everything.
I'm trying not to mess everything up, so I'm not going to get into it, but you know I do have crap around here and I got a whole bunch of crap here.
You know what I'm saying.
So anyway look brother, do you want to do you want to play who's blacker or no?
No, I don't.
I want to know why.
Why you always play an audiophile every time?
It's not an audio file, it's not an audiophile.
You see, it's not an audiophile, it is an audiophile.
I can tell you.
You don't have that many cans every time when you you, you stupid, silly bastard.
You know what I'm saying.
First of all, you call me a racist.
All right, you're calling my show, calling me a racist.
I'm calling you out and saying, I'm blacker than you baby, I'm blacker than you, and unfortunately you just can't.
Uh you you, you don't want to, you don't want to face up to it.
Now let me ask you one more black question, do you mind?
I'm not playing this game with you.
I'm what I'm?
No, come on, I'll even.
I'll even ask one that you should know.
You know.
I should ask one that you should know.
For Christ's sake, all right now, what was the introductory role of Ice Cube as a writer and a director?
Why do you keep muting when I'm trying to talk?
Answer the question.
I'm gonna answer the question.
What question?
I'm not playing this game with you.
You don't even know.
You know it was Friday Friday, you remember, with Chris Tucker.
You just got knocked the fuck out, you know.
I mean, give me a.
Get this guy off here for being an Uncle Tom, get out of here, Uncle Tom, get out of here, get out of here.
Damn, Uncle Tom's over here, trying to sit over here and school me, trying to school me, baby.
Can you believe this guy trying to say he's blacker than me?
Man, I know more about his own black history than he does.
Man, do you understand that?
But no, I'm the racist, right.
I'm the racist man, right.
I mean, why would a racist know about black history?
Why would a racist know about?
Racist wouldn't know about this kind of crap.
Racist would just care about yeah baby uh, Adolf Hitler saying heil, saying heil, and and not to mention that Adolf Hitler was half Jewish.
You idiots, Anyway, who else we got going on over here?
Engineer, give me another caller here.
423, you're on the horn.
Hello, sir.
Yeah, what's up?
I just want to talk to you about that last dude who's claiming you racist.
Can you hear this real quick?
Let me just real quick.
Go ahead.
This was going on December 27th, raising on the show.
Submission, Michael, the panel, sir.
Yeah, go ahead.
Why was that dude calling you racist?
That was a dude calling me a racist?
Yeah, why was he calling you racist?
What, somebody on a rap song now is calling me a racist?
I was just wondering, why is that dude calling you a racist?
I don't know.
Get this idiot off.
Who cares?
Now they're rapping about me for Christ.
Can you believe this crap?
Now you got rappers like, man, that ghost motherfucking man, he's racist, baby.
I'm rapping about it.
I'm rapping about it.
Yeah, I saw a man named Ghost.
He thought he was a host, baby.
Called me Uncle Tom.
I had to do his mom.
Yeah.
Jesus Christ.
I mean, you know, I just get no respect whatsoever, man.
No freaking respect.
I'm a melting pot of friendship, you know.
And you got people insisting and continuing to say that I'm a racist.
I am not a racist.
I have a whole bunch of friends that happen to be black.
I have a whole bunch of friends that happen to be Mexican.
You know, I have a whole bunch of friends that happen to be Oriental.
And for you idiots to sit here and continue to say this slanderous lie about me being racist is not only hurtful, but it's slanderous.
304, you're on the horn.
Yeah, actually, I got a question for you.
Go for it.
What do you like?
Just listening to you for a few minutes, it seems like you don't like anything.
What are you talking about?
What do you mean I like?
I'm for the capitalists throughout the international community.
All right?
I will stand side by side next to any capitalist and all capitalists throughout the international community to make sure that we implement the greatest economic and political theory throughout the world.
We can no longer sit here and embrace this idea of political romanticism.
That, oh, we got to save every human being by feeding everybody and we've got to house everybody and we've got to clothe everybody and we've got to do all this stuff for everybody.
Bull crap.
This idea of political romanticism has gone on far enough.
All right?
Far enough.
And it makes me sick to my stomach to sit here and listen to this nonsense that because I'm trying to implement capitalism, because I'm trying to spark the synapses out there on the internet throughout the goddamn world about capitalism, these idiots are calling me a racist.
Let me tell you, 304, I'm standing with the capitalist.
You know, give me capitalism or give me death.
Do you understand?
I understand that.
I understand that.
But since I've turned on the show, I've found a link on the internet.
Since I've turned on the show, it just seems like you're yelling at other people about other things that's not capitalism.
Well, I mean, it's Memorial Day, baby.
Do you understand?
I mean, you want to talk about the markets?
Well, ask me a question about the markets.
You want to talk about the economy?
Well, then ask me a question about the economy.
All right?
You want a prognostication?
You want a forecast?
Well, you know, tomorrow oil's going to go down because OPEC just upbits production, okay?
What else you want to know?
You want to know something else?
Awesome.
That would be amazing, personally, I think.
You know, like the reason that I called was that you could, like, you were going about the racist thing, and I don't think I don't necessarily, I'm not calling into question, that you're, I don't personally know you well enough to know whether or not I don't believe in racism or anything like that.
But, you know, as an educated person from West Virginia, because 304 is the area code from West Virginia, you just brought up West Virginia.
That brings up the next thing, the only thing that I really wanted to talk about.
We're not all dick sucking our cousins, you know, like.
I didn't say, well, hold on just a second, sir.
I didn't say anything bad against West Virginia.
I said that, what's his name?
Eminem was raised in West Virginia.
You know, that asshole was raised in West Virginia, even though he tries to claim that he was somehow raised in Detroit, you know, in D Town.
That's what I said.
I didn't say anything about West Virginians being hicks.
Although I don't understand why you idiots keep electing Bird out there as a political voice for your community.
He's dead.
Either way, I don't understand why you kept doing it.
Oh, I never voted for him.
I mean, that's the majority of the state.
I can't justify, man.
Like, once you've been in the Senate for so long, you know how that is.
Like, you're a made man, pretty much.
Yeah, but I mean, he was a grand dragon, literally.
He was a Ku Klux Klan member, and you guys kept him in there for his entire life.
Yeah, I mean, if you watch videos on you, there's videos of him on YouTube blurting out the end wire.
I mean, not exactly like he was the best representation of the state.
I understand that.
You know, I'm glad that there's a contingent of West Virginians listening in.
But with all due respect, turn off my show, you West Virginians.
Take piss off.
Damn, I got this shit in out of here.
I don't give a crap if people from West Virginia are listening in.
All right?
There are a bunch of hicks.
They're stupid.
They're idiots.
All right.
What do you think about that?
All right.
Oh, what are we going to get?
The West Virginia Hill gang to come down here.
Hey, ghost.
You're going to sit here and you're going to talk about West Virginia.
Yeah, go hump a cow, you stupid, dumb shit-ticking hick.
All right?
Screw West Virginia.
702, you're on the air.
Turn down your radio, ass clown.
386, you're on the horn.
Hey, Ghost is Capitalizing.
Hey, what's up, Capitalizing?
Good to hear from you.
Hey, I just wanted to know what you thought about Casey Anthony's trial.
Wait, man, I don't know what to think about it, man.
It says, you know, all the garbage that's coming out, all the things, the subject matters, videotapes of her, you know, chugging down beer like she's a goddamn girl's gone wild video contestant, and the allegations that her mother and father, you know, were the orchestrators of the disposal of the body.
I mean, I don't even, I don't know what to say.
What the hell can you say?
I don't know, man.
Ghetto Neighborhood Struggles00:10:23
When she first came out and said that the kid drowned, she could have just stuck with that, but she just had to add more to it, you know?
Yeah, yeah, I hear you, man.
I mean, what exactly is the allegation that the kid drowned, the parents told her to get rid of it?
The father hit it.
They sexually abused the girl.
And she said that she left the remains in the place where they would be found, but then she claimed that the dude with the meter reader had moved them back.
Something like that.
The meter reader?
What the hell?
The guy that originally found them and then called the police like a little while later oh man, this is just I mean it is just horrible.
I mean what the hell is going on with this world man?
That's why I keep saying you know we we need to start standing up we can't allow this crap to continue happening anymore for Christ's sake man.
I mean, that's why I always say that you know, these bimbos that are out here trivializing life, shitting out, you know, five or six kids from five or six different fathers and then, when they realize no one's gonna be a free babysitter for them, they decide to off these kids, you know, by drowning them in the damn bathtub or throwing them in a river with the damn car running, whatever the case might be, these bitches get off.
They get off man, and i'm afraid that that's what this brought.
I mean, is there any proof to this?
Is there any proof that the parents were involved?
Go ahead.
Well, they don't really have any proof.
But like when the father, he tried to commit suicide in a hotel which kind of makes it look like he knew something about it and he was trying to get like out of it, but the, the cops got to him before he could do it, or something like that.
But they, they say this, they, she chloroformed the baby and it died and she had it in the trunk.
So, Jesus Christ man, this is just disgusting.
Man hey uh, you want to give a shout out to anybody capitalizing?
Uh, I don't know.
I'll say he had a goofy bone, but that's about it.
I'm not at my computer so I don't know who's on.
All right man, no problem hey, thanks for calling in capitalizing you kick back man.
All right, all right man.
Later on we got on the Lulzboat.
We got him on the horn.
What's up taking too long Lulzboat?
Uh, the unofficial hot dub.
What's up?
Hey, I want to start off by saying better dead than red, but I wanted to know um, about capitalism.
I agree with the whole fact that uh, certain things like uh, kids need like uh uh, how do you say it?
Um like, if you, you shouldn't have to like uh, raise the, you shouldn't have to help every family, you shouldn't have to do all that.
But what about the kid who was raised in the ghetto, who went to shitty schools and didn't get the amount of attention he needed to actually be able to be successful or have that chance in life, and just that kind of thing in general?
You know good question.
Well, you know uh, first and foremost, that's pretty much the majority of America at this point in time.
I mean there.
There are no more good neighborhoods unless it's gated and it's got a goddamn you know a security, private security, roaming around the son of a bitch.
All right.
I mean, there is no more good neighborhoods.
Everybody's living in a crap hole neighborhood.
If you are not living in a gated community, then you are living in the ghetto.
As far as I'm concerned, I was living out in a neighborhood upper higher class neighborhood in Leander, Texas and when the 2008 economic recession hit, people started, you know, getting out of their homes, so on and so forth, and then you had these disgusting, despicable wastes of human life that raised generation after After generation after generation on tax dollars and entitlements.
All right?
You had these people come in, you know, two or three women would compile all their entitlement money, all their child support money, all this nonsense to buy a home in my neighborhood.
I mean, can you believe this crap?
They turned a high-class neighborhood into the goddamn ghetto.
And let me tell you, out there, they were smoking Philly blunts.
You know, they were chugging down 40 ounces and the whole nine yards, man.
And luckily, there was a boom in the real estate market in Texas as every other real estate market was crashing.
I sold my home and got myself a beautiful badass high-rise condominium in the heart of Austin, Texas.
And that's what I'm doing now.
But, you know, as far as your question, I mean, what about those kids?
I just have to say, you know, it's just tough luck, man.
It's tough luck that those kids were born into the ghetto.
They were born into unfortunate environmental-induced ideas.
But once again, it's not like they don't have a chance, you know.
I mean, there's opportunity for everybody.
I don't understand.
We got publicly funded libraries.
All right?
We got publicly funded libraries that are funded by tax dollars.
And you know what the Poe is doing with this?
They're using this as free video rental.
You understand?
Instead of reading books, instead of going out there and saying, hey, I need to expand my mind.
Maybe since I'm collecting entitlements, maybe I should go out and maybe spend eight hours at the library and expand my mind, learn some shit.
But no, that's not what they're doing.
They're utilizing the public library for free video rental.
And you should go to your nearest public library.
You're going to see these dumb, disgusting, tubberlard bitches bring in their like five or six, seven kids and allow them to get all the free videos because it's funded by the taxpayer.
So once again, I mean, whenever I see the kids, I feel a little sorry for them.
But then again, I think about it to myself, that's going to be probably somebody robbing me in about 10 or 15 years.
So why the hell should I care is what I've got to say about that.
You know what I mean?
Well, I can kind of see your point there, but, you know, it just I can understand your point.
I live in Tampa.
I live a little bit in the ghettos.
It's not that bad.
But, you know, when you got Rick Scott fucking taking all our train money, shit, that's kind of annoying, selling the fucking private planes.
But when you are raised in the ghetto and you don't know any better, you could go.
It's not as equal of a chance because then you've got this kid here who was born with good parents, probably not an orphan.
Let's say he had the perfect life.
And then you've got this kid here whose dad sold drugs and his mom was a hooker and he grew up in an orphanage until he was 18 and then he was kicked out on the streets and is a homeless man, never got a good education.
Like, how is a kid like that supposed to be able to actually expect to succeed in life when in my personal opinion, I know it's going to shock a lot of people, but if they end up in an orphanage, I think that we need to lax the adoption requirements.
And even if two steady, you know, fruity-ass homosexuals that are gainfully employed, want to adopt a child or two bulldykes, you know, that are gainfully employed, want to, you know, adopt a child, I think that they should do that.
You know, in my personal opinion, I think that we're institutionalizing a lot of children via these orphanages out here, which are nothing more than a prison for kids.
And in my personal opinion, I just think that They would probably have a better material-based life if some of these assholes would just allow a lot of the kids that are not wanted.
These are not wanted kids out here to lower the requirements for adopting these kids and allowing some of these goddamn fruit bowls to go out and support some of these kids.
Man, they're making some money.
You know what I mean?
I find it funny that a lot of the homosexual community has taken a bad rap from me.
You know what I mean?
They think that I'm some kind of a homophobe.
I have a lot of homosexuals who tweet me on Twitter saying, I can't believe that you do that.
I can't believe that you say that you're a homophobe.
But I'm not.
I am not.
I actually appreciate the fact that these homosexuals aren't producing.
They're not out here becoming a dread on society by producing a whole bunch of fruit bowls.
They're out here paying taxes.
You notice that most of the people that are homosexuals, they're actually making money and they're paying taxes out here.
And they're paying for these breeders who are shitting out children like it's going out of style.
So that's one way to kind of help these people.
Another way is to hold parents responsible for kids' wrongdoings.
How about that?
How about throwing mom and dad in prison for kids going out doing vandalism and robbing and killing people?
How about that?
I don't think that's fair because the kid is somebody who is whose brain isn't fully developed and they don't know.
Right.
Absolutely not.
Are you kidding me?
I mean, let me tell you something right now.
These stupid scumbag parents need to be held responsible.
You know, I find it funny that Derek Harris and Eric Liebold, this asshole, these assholes that did the Columbine shootings, their stupid, dumb parents had nothing, nothing as far as any kind of charges held against them.
Nothing.
I find it coincidental that these idiots can go shoot up and have one of the worst grotesque school shootings in history, and these idiot parents aren't even afflicted with any kind of law enforcement repercussion.
It's stupid.
Conservative Movement Delusions00:10:53
Anyway, thanks for calling, man.
Who else we got here?
214, what's up?
Hey, you know the slut walk you mentioned earlier in the show?
The what?
The slut walk you mentioned earlier in the show.
Yeah.
They had a show about the sluts walking.
Can you explain that a little bit?
I didn't really get a good hearing on what you said about that.
Oh, well, no.
Well, apparently you aren't informed.
Well, it started off in Toronto when some Toronto, I don't know, some idiot from Canadia that was the head of the Mounties or whatever the hell they got up there that's law enforcement said something to the effect of that these women shouldn't walk around looking like sluts, implying that, you know, some of the negative attention afflicted on some of the women walking around in Toronto are basically self-induced by the way they dressed.
Well, you know these bitches in Toronto, given the fact that they're all socialist.
You know Canadian bimbos.
Anyway, they went out there and actually protested against this stupid, dumb mounty chief, or whatever the hell it is, and and and and had this march on the streets of Toronto called a slut walk, you know.
And these women are out there demanding to be called a slut, and this was replicated in Boston, believe it or not.
They had over two, three thousand sluts walking the streets of Boston.
You know two or?
And they have organized these.
There's actually going to be one down here in Austin, Texas.
There's going to be some in London.
There's going to be some in Australia.
All across the world this summer, you're going to have slut walks where women are just going to go out and hold picket signs saying, I'm a slut.
You know, no means no.
Yes means yes.
I own my body.
You know, they're out here dressed scantily clad.
They're showing, you know, they're showing ass.
They're showing a little bit of the breasts, the whole nine yards.
And I just personally feel that it's just a disgrace that, you know, women in this day and age are actually submitting to themselves that, you know, oh, well, you know what?
I'm just going to go ahead and flaunt my ass and see if it gets me free $15 my ties at the bar.
You know what I'm saying?
I mean, it just makes me sick to my stomach that we're going to sit here and allow these stupid dish rag whores all across the world.
We're just going to allow these bitches to just organize these things called slut walks and completely bamboozle the minds of women everywhere.
And what makes me sick is what about the chicks that aren't sluts?
What about the chicks that are the women that are capitalists, that are individuals that actually produce and work and have morals and integrity?
You know, they get overlooked.
You want to know why they get overlooked?
Because they're not some flirtatious whorebag, some flirtatious whorebag like these sluts are out here at this slut walk.
And speaking of sluts, before I go, do you have any other questions, 214?
Well, I just want to say that I actually went to one of those walks, I guess, not even a year back, and I met a woman there.
And I actually took her back to my place and got her drunk off some blue label and fucked her.
Anyways, I ended up having a kid.
Don't lie.
It was a man, baby.
By the voice that you're sporting, it was a man, baby.
She was doing you.
She was doing you, and you know it.
Anyway, let me tell you something.
All right?
Let me tell you something right now.
Since we're talking about sluts, I want to talk about this broad Sarah Palin.
That's right.
I want to talk about this bimbo, Sarah Palin, that is, you know, believe it or not, she's got herself a bus out.
You know, she took her little stupid tour bus, and she's out there, you know, in Washington and touring the East Coast out there.
She even intervened and pushed herself into this little rally, the Memorial Day rally that these bikers, you know, the motorcycle riders, they like to have a ride to commemorate Memorial Day out there.
I believe it's in Washington, all across the United States for that matter.
And you had this bitch, Sarah Palin, actually have the audacity to assert her stupid media whore ass out there by revving up some stupid Harley.
And they were interviewing the idiots that were out there.
And these guys were like, look, we didn't invite this bitch.
I don't even know what the hell this bitch is doing.
And of course, Sarah Palin, she doesn't want to take any media questions because we remember the last time between her and Katie Couric, Katie Couric asking those hard-hitting questions like, what newspapers do you read?
Oh, man, those are out-of-left deal.
That's ambush journalism, according to Sarah Palin out here.
You know what I'm saying?
But Sarah Palin is a perfect example of today's America.
You see, Sarah Palin has already been a documented idiot.
She's an unbelievably stupid person.
I mean, you know, when you cannot name one newspaper that you supposedly read for insight, that you supposedly read to be informed, you can't name one.
And not to mention the response that she gave, which was, um, I read all of them.
I read all of them, all of them.
She gave that same response to Glenn Beck when Glenn Beck asked her who was her favorite founding father.
That was the same response, so you know that she's some stupid Skankosaurus bimbo that has gotten away by just saying, um, um, all of them, uh, all of them, uh, all of them.
You can tell she's used that stupid, disgusting response so many times in life that it's worked for her that she thinks that it's actually going to work for her again and again.
Not to mention that stupid little dumbass wink that, I'm winking at you like I'm about to pull the balls out of your pants.
Yeah.
I mean, let's be honest, folks.
The whole reason why people are infatuated with Sarah Palin, the reason that they want to vote for her, is because they want to come under glasses.
All right?
You know it, and I know it.
And the women, they're just like, oh, it's a woman.
It's a woman.
Woman power.
Hear me roar.
Rain.
I mean, Sarah Palin is a complete and utter buffoon, an utter idiot.
And she's thinking about running for president.
Can you believe it?
Thinking about running for president?
Are you kidding me for Christ's sake?
And she's claiming that, oh, well, I'm not officially running for president, okay?
I just happen to have a bus.
I just happen to have some media whore tour over here in the East Coast.
I happened to push my mug in some kind of a motorcycle rally to commemorate Memorial Day, but it's okay.
Jesus Christ.
You know what I want everybody to do right now?
And then I'm going to take some more callers.
I'd like for everybody right now, right goddamn now, to stop what you're doing.
And I want you to tweet Sarah Palin right now.
All right?
I want everybody to tweet Sarah Palin right goddamn now.
Here's Sarah Palin's stupid Twitter address.
I want you to tell her we don't want to have nothing to do with her.
All right?
We don't want to have nothing to do with her.
You're stupid bimbo.
You're idiot.
You're an idiot.
You can't even raise your daughters.
Oh, yeah.
And did you hear about Bristol Palin, for Christ's sake?
Bristol Palin is now living with the guy, what is it, Corey in the house?
Remember that kid that was Corey in the house, man?
She's got jungle fever.
She's got jungle fever.
I mean, seriously, man.
I mean, Jesus Christ.
And then you got Trigg, Trigg, Twig, Wig, and all her other kids out there all screwed up.
Didn't Twig have like a horrific drug narcotic problem?
You know?
I mean, Jesus Christ, I'm serious, folks.
Right here is Sarah Palin's Twitter address.
Tell her, look, don't run for president.
Just do your little book tours.
All right.
Shake your little asses in front of old men, conservative old, or supposed conservative old men that want to hear you say, yeah, we're just a couple of Mavericks.
And, you know, I'm Sarah Palin, and I like to club a seal, and that makes me conservative.
Seriously, I am not down with Sarah Palin.
Tweet that broad until she is finally put in the realm of novelty where she belongs.
All right?
Where she belongs, for Christ's sake.
Hey, you know what, Oksuma, you don't like it?
Go piss off.
Get that idiot out of here.
Get Oksuma out of here.
Get out of here, you stupid moron.
Get him out.
There's Sarah Palin's Twitter address.
Get him out and get it out there and tell her we do not want her for president.
All right?
You're a moron.
You're a dumb bimbo.
And you ruined the conservative movement.
You've ruined the conservative movement with your stupid, simplistic self and your dumb neurotic hick family from Alaska, Australia.
Where the hell you idiots are from?
Russia, wherever you can see Russia from your backyard, wherever the hell you're from.
It's stupid.
It's sick.
So once again, I mean, before this bitch hits any more delusions of grandeur, can you please tweet this broad and tell her we don't want her for president.
She's a stupid moron.
All right?
Go on some speaking tour.
All right.
Plug your little stupid book.
I'm going rogue.
I'm going rogue.
That's what I'm doing.
Shut up, your ass.
Here, get check doubles out of here.
Get that asshole.
Get out.
Kick his ass out of here.
Get out.
It's just a disgrace.
I'm sorry.
I want to hear from you.
What do you think about Sarah Palin?
You think it's some great deal for American politics, for Christ's sake?
Capitalist Gene, what's up?
Hello.
Sarah Palin Political Audacity00:15:24
How are you?
How's it going?
It's going, kids.
I'm just going to ask if you're.
If your voice is going to be.
Yeah, shut up.
You can't even fulfill the goddamn prank call without stumbling over your own tongue with laughter, for Christ's sake.
No lulls were had.
All right?
No freaking lulls.
Matter of fact, that's a fail.
Get a fail on there, engineer.
Major fail.
Too bad.
Although you can skip to the middle part if you press up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, BA, and start.
Anyway, who else we got?
We got Michael Moore.
What's up?
We don't want to hear your rap song, you idiot.
All right?
We don't want to hear your rap song.
All right.
This isn't some goddamn soul train awards where you can be like, yeah, baby, look, this is my new album.
This is my new album.
Coming soon, my album.
631, you're on the horn.
I hate niggas.
What?
I hate them.
Oh, yeah.
Well, I'll tell you what I'll do, all right?
So you're actually a racist then.
Is that what you're admitting to us?
Yeah.
You're admitting it to us?
Okay, now what I'm going to do is I'm going to take your number, okay, because I got your number here.
I'm going to give it to the, you know, one of the most blacks.
Oh, don't hang on.
Oh.
Let's call that son of a bitch back.
All right.
How about those?
Let's call him back.
We're calling him back right now, and we're getting some answers, and we're getting them now.
That's what we're doing.
All right?
We're getting them right now.
Call that son of a bitch.
Get him on the line, engineer.
Come on, boy.
Don't be scared.
Hello?
Hey, what's up, man?
Somebody just called over here.
I'm sorry, what?
Yeah, somebody just called over here, man.
Who's over there in the house?
Do I are you sure you're calling the right person?
Yeah, I'm calling the right person.
I'm calling right.
You know who I'm talking about.
You call up here saying racial slurs, and then when I say I'm going to put your goddamn number, shut your mouth until I'm finished talking.
Shut your hole until I'm finished talking.
I'm sitting over here telling you that I'm going to put your goddamn number in the goddamn Black Panther Party email, and all of a sudden you start hanging up.
You start going, what happened?
Oh, you hang up again, for Christ's sake.
Call his ass back.
Call him back.
Call him back, engineer.
We're not going to sit here and allow this stupid little twerp to sit here and think that, hey, I'm going to call up and say the N-word because I'm on the phone and there's no blacks around.
And because there's no blacks around, they can't whoop my ass.
They can't put the, you know, Alabama black snake up my poop chute.
So I'm just going to sit here and I'm going to call up this guy and say the N-word, and I'm not going to have any repercussions whatsoever.
Your call has been forwarded to an automated voice messaging system.
Aww.
Three, one.
Aww.
Oh, isn't that sad?
Five.
At the tone, please record your message.
When you've finished recording, you may hang up or press one for more options.
To leave a callback number, press five.
Yeah, this is Ghost from True Capitalist Radio.
We got a call from some fruity-sounding little bastard from this particular number claiming, didn't really claim anything, actually, just said the racial slur, the N-word, a whole bunch of times, admitted that they was a racist on episode number 98 of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast about two hours and about 53 minutes in, or excuse me, one hour and 53 minutes in, excuse me.
So what we want to know is, why are you scared?
Why are you scared now?
I mean, you know, you sit here, you call up, you say the N-word, you think that you could just kind of, you know, hey, look at me.
I'm so cool.
Ying, ying, yay.
Anyway, we're calling you right back.
Let's call him back.
Call him back.
Call him back.
You know what I'm saying?
You call him back.
You're going to call up acting a racist.
We want to hear an explanation.
That's what I want to hear.
I want to hear an explanation right now.
Your call has been forwarded to an automated voice messaging system.
Oh, you turned it off.
Oh.
Well, that's going into the list.
I'm telling you right now, you idiots.
You know, I don't collect all the numbers.
I want to make that abundantly clear, all right?
I mean, you know, if you call up and you're trying to get lulz, I understand.
But don't call up and thinking that you're just some badass and you're just going to call up and just, hey, look at me.
I'm going to call up and say N-word.
and, yeah, I'm going to say this, and nothing can happen to me.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
646-652-4869 is the number to call.
All of a sudden, once I started calling back that stupid sorry sack of crap, all of a sudden, people started dropping off the line.
Woo!
Started dropping off the line there, boy.
Got a little skirt there, huh?
You a little scared?
Don't be scared.
All right?
Don't be scared.
Anyway, let me go ahead and take another caller here, folks.
As a matter of fact, let me see.
I mean, it just seems like we're having the lulz vote tonight.
We were talking about Sarah Palin continuing to shove her disgusting face into our damn TV as a legitimate member to lead the country.
Look, I'm going to say this right now.
I'm going to say this right now, okay?
If Sarah Palin, and mark my words, I want you all to quote me on this, all right?
Put it on YouTube, you idiots, put all the other shit on YouTube.
You put this on YouTube, all right?
You put this on YouTube.
All right, you put this on YouTube.
If Sarah Palin, by some long shot, by some stupid, ridiculous idea of a miracle, becomes president, I will leave the country.
Do you understand?
I will leave the country.
I will leave America if this bimbo is by some chance elected president.
I will leave the country and never come back.
All right?
Never.
Ever.
So you can mark my words on that one.
Anyway, 646-652-4869.
Another presidential news, Rudy Giuliani, Rudolph Giuliani, is considering running for president now.
He hinted to it at a certain address when he was making a commencement speech, which, you know, I would rather, you know, anybody else besides Sarah Palin, for Christ's sake.
All right?
I mean, anybody, I'd rather see Barack Obama, baby.
You understand what I'm saying?
And you know I'm no fan of Barack Obama.
But I would rather see Barack Obama and have, you know, junkyard America for another four years than to sit here and allow Sarah Eskimo Bimbo Palin to come in and just put our already stupid society down even more in a pathetic sense.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
I want to hear from you.
646-652-4869.
Who I'm really wanting to run for president, all right?
Who I really want to run for president is Rick Perry, the governor of Texas, baby.
The governor of Texas.
Let me tell you something.
You put a Texan in the White House, America is going to be something again.
You understand?
You put a kick-ass Texan in the White House.
You know, we're going to start kicking ass and taking names.
I'll tell you that right goddamn now.
646-652-4869.
Let's take some more callers here.
We got area code 310.
What's up?
Hey, Ghost, Dave.
They just want to see how great last night was.
Is that supposed to be Lowell's worthy?
Is that supposed to be Lowell's worthy, really?
Ghost, what are you talking about?
I just wanted to say how great the sex was last night.
Jesus Christ, this is horrible.
I mean, it's not funny, man.
You understand?
It's not funny.
And Davy Crockett wasn't a Texan.
He was from Tennessee.
But he came to Texas and fought for Texas.
And if you don't believe me, he was actually, I think, what is he?
A congressman out of Tennessee.
Believe it or not.
Who else we got going on over here?
408, you're on the horn.
Yeah, Ghost.
Hey, it's Todd Palin.
How are you doing?
Oh, Jesus Christ, Todd Palin again.
What do we want?
Yeah, we started the tour.
I'm out here with Sarah's here.
She's warming up the bike right now.
Honey, not right now.
No, no, I'm on the air with ghost.
Please don't start the bike now.
Please.
Honey, I told you.
She's, goddammit.
You fucking hold on.
Turn off the bike.
I'm on the harm with Jesus.
God damn it.
You know women, ghosts.
Hang on a second.
Get off that bike right now.
Jesus.
God damn it.
Hi, ghosts.
Are you there?
You know, Todd, you know, Todd, you know, your public image of yourself is a lot different than what you're displaying here for us on the True Capitalist Radio Show.
Well, look, look, sorry, I didn't realize that we were live.
Look, okay, I'm ready.
Let me take it out of the speaker.
There it goes.
God damn it.
So, yeah, so we're starting the bike tour.
I just wanted to let you know that whole flash mob scene that went down at the at the at the Capitol there, because you know we're in D.A. Jefferson Memorial or whatever?
Yeah, yeah.
Guess who called the cops on him, ghost?
Oh, that's right.
The tour enemies contact you are about Karina.
I thought you were about freedom.
I thought you were about to talk about the Alamo, ghosts.
Remember the Alamo.
We're coming for you in San Antonio, baby.
The bike tour is coming your way, baby.
Todd, you stupid, silly bastard, Todd.
And I'm in Austin, by the way, also.
You keep insulting me by saying I'm from that subterranean colon of the earth, San Antonio, Corpus Christi, and anything south of Austin is the colon of America.
All right?
But let me tell you something, Todd.
We're not going to let you sit here and besmirch us any longer.
We're not going to sit here and allow you to.
What else do you have to say, by the way?
What else do you have to do?
I'm trying to own ghosts on the radio right now, honey.
Could you turn the bike off?
own ghost on the radio and you're turning how can you own me for Christ's sake You are an idiot who gets hand jobs from Eskimos, sir.
You're in Alaska getting hand jobs from Eskimos, according to reports.
And you're going to sit over here and own me, Mr. Todd Palin.
I mean, are you serious?
I mean, are you trying to get Lols here?
I can't hear a thing over the goddamn bike, Ghost.
What do you say?
Oh, Jesus Christ.
So, I guess Sarah Palin's on the bike or whatever.
Who cares?
Get him off, engineer.
Get that egg off.
Anyway, folks, let me tell you something right now.
We are in the third and final hour of True Capitalist Radio.
And, of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
And once again, folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
This is a special edition, you know, a random edition of True Capitalist Radio.
You know, we were supposed to be off today.
I kind of planned to take the day off, but I came into the office anyway to do a broadcast.
And that's what we do.
Anyway, 646-652-4869 is the number to call.
And before we get into anything else, please retweet the broadcast, spread it around like wildfire, and let everybody know all over the internet that we're in affected in the house here.
All right?
And tell them to give me a call.
Anyway, follow me on Twitter also, folks.
Follow me on Twitter.
Ghost Politics is the name to follow.
All right, there it is right there.
Ghost Politics.
Follow me on Twitter, man.
All right?
Be up to date, baby.
Be up to date with what's going on about capitalists, what affects capitalists.
All right?
Anyway, let me go ahead and take some more calls here.
We were talking a little bit about Sarah Eskimo Bimbo Palin.
We had Todd Palin call up like a milky liquor.
You know, let's talk a little bit about Libya for a second.
According to reports, and this is out of reports out of Europe, that we have ground troops.
America has now put ground troops in Libya, which, of course, was something that the administration was kind of putting on the back burner as an impossibility, so to speak.
But now we've actually got American ground troops in Libya.
So now that makes four warfronts for America.
We've got the warfront in Afghanistan, which, by the way, is going horrible.
I mean, you know, you've got the Taliban and Al-Qaeda faction stepping up their terrorist acts in there.
They've killed NATO troops.
They actually killed a supreme commander, a German Supreme Commander in a certain area of Afghanistan.
A lot of bombings, horrific situation happened in Afghanistan.
Pakistan also is getting hit up and afflicted with terrorist acts.
We heard about that report where the Taliban tried to overrun a military installation of Pakistan.
We also have the military theater in Iraq, and we also now have the military theater in Libya.
So let me tell you something right now.
It's been very precarious, you know, the international policymaking of our government here.
Not to say that I'm completely against the whole idea of spreading modernity throughout the international community.
But once again, one has to look into the organic mechanisms necessary to facilitate that type of leap into modernity.
And in my personal opinion, I think that this Libyan situation was a complete disaster.
We should have not gone into Libya whatsoever.
I mean, did we not forget that the people that were against Gaddafi, I mean, and this was listed on the goddamn State Department's website, that al-Qaeda is out there.
Al-Qaeda is in Libya.
Libya Intervention Disaster00:03:57
Who do you think's fighting Gaddafi, you idiots?
Who do you think's fighting Gaddafi?
It's pathetic.
Unbelievably pathetic here.
And meanwhile, in Syria, Bashar al-Assad, this stupid, disgusting, despotic asshole, continues to kill his people at will.
All right?
Yeah.
Yeah, the people want Bashar al-Assad out.
All right?
He's a despotic dictator that was bequeathed the country.
He inherited the country from his daddy.
And these people are just being killed at will because this guy does not want to leave power.
I want to hear from you.
Before I take some more callers, let's not forget that we have Syrian people now taking up arms.
They are now arming themselves.
Instead of being mowed down like a bunch of dead dogs out there in the street, they are now arming themselves.
And that's a good thing to see.
So let's take some calls.
646-652-4869.
We got area code 530.
What's up?
My name is Nathan, and I'm retired.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Here we go again.
Let me tell you something right now.
There's a lot of people who call up and act like tards, you know.
And I don't appreciate somebody actually posted up a video of me talking, and they rearranged the audio.
You know, they made me sound like I hated retarded people of some sort, for Christ's sake.
You know, I mean, and I really don't appreciate, you know, that video that was posted about me.
It actually made a couple of Facebook pages of these anti-R-word groups that are trying to get rid of the word retarded.
And I really don't appreciate that whatsoever, all right?
Because I actually employ a retarded person, all right?
I love retarded people.
Are you kidding me?
I wish the whole world was retarded.
I mean, they're the most innocent, sweetest souls on the face of the planet, always happy.
You understand?
Always, you know, just no matter what.
No matter what the situation is, they're doing it with a smile and with graciousness and joy and glee, for Christ's sake.
You know what I'm saying?
I mean, you know, I have this, you know, Tard who works for me at one of my brick-mortar establishments.
And, you know, I pay him a decent wage.
Of course, he gets an entitlement from the government because he's a tard, and rightfully so.
I mean, if anybody should be getting entitlements for anything, it's TARDS at least.
But this young man, I mean, just does his job with absolute glee, with unbelievable passion and happiness and joy.
Every time I go down to this brick-mortar establishment, I just am amazed on how happy this young man does his work.
I mean, it's just unbelievable.
I mean, you know, he cleans the shit bowl, he cleans the floors, you know, so on and so forth, and he's happy about it.
He loves it, all right?
I mean, look at these people.
Look at regular people.
All right, compared the happiness of tards, all right, to the regular members of society, all right?
The regular members of society are wastes of human life, all right?
These are people that have disgusting, sour scowls on their pusses, and we're supposed to be like, oh, oh, it's okay, and I show compassion for your strife, and when they're the ones that threw themselves in their own mediocrity, all right?
Their own mediocrity.
So let me tell you, I wish the whole world was retarded.
Regular People Happiness00:11:43
You know what I mean?
I wish the whole world was retarded, and we would embrace retards in a serious, compassionate way.
And I love them, man.
I mean, I don't think there could be a more pro-retarded person than Ghost right here.
All right.
Let's take some calls.
What do you think about the TARDS?
515, what's up?
Yeah, I was wondering what country you are going to move to when Sarah Palin becomes president.
Well, she's not going to be president, but if I did have to go somewhere, I'd probably go somewhere either in South America, probably somewhere in South America.
Okay, thanks.
No problem.
Hey, who else?
508, what's up?
Ghost?
Yeah.
Can you suck a nigger's dick for me?
Yeah, Jesus Christ.
Hold on, let's get this idiot's number real quick.
Don't hang up, boy.
You hung up, you zack of crap.
No, I didn't.
Oh, no, you didn't.
You're right.
Now I'm going to hang you up and I'm going to call you back.
All right.
How about that?
Hold on, just one second, this milky licked piece of crap.
All right, let's give him a call back.
All right.
We got area code 508.
I'm serious.
I'm sick of this crap.
You idiots think that you're all cool saying the N-word behind the goddamn computer, man.
You just wait till some big 6'6, 350-pound-looking sons of bitches, you know, with Alabama black snakes about 15 and a half inches start raping your little pink poop chute and turn your goddamn anal passage into a rosebud asshole after they get done with your ass, you stupid milky liquors.
Let's just call this son of a bitch.
Get him on the horn.
Nobody's answering.
Scared again.
Hey, you answer, boy.
You answered that, boy?
Scared little bitch.
Call him back.
Call him back.
We're calling him back, man.
I'm not joking around, man.
This guy's a piece of garbage.
You got the balls.
Why don't you call up and keep saying, man, why don't you give me the phone to your mom and see if she'll say the same crap, huh?
Come on, I want to hear from you, boy.
Stupid, milky-licked piece of crap.
All right, let's do this.
Come on.
You have reached the Sprint voice mailbox of 5-0-8-2-3-4.
Don't want to give anybody's number out.
You see, why are you going to turn off your phone for, man?
Why are you going to turn off your phone, huh?
You're scared all of a sudden.
You call up, and all of a sudden you're scared.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, let's take some more calls.
That's another number on the list.
Who else we got?
347, what's up?
Suff Ghost.
How's it going, man?
What are you doing?
I mean, we don't want to hear you playing with your vibrator, sir.
I mean, is that what you're doing?
What are you doing exactly?
He's got a vibrator up his ass.
Get him off for Christ.
Get the city off the line.
Get him off the lie.
Jesus Christ.
Let's take some more calls, man.
I mean, you know, enough.
I mean, let's get some personality.
Is this thing on for Christ's sake?
Hello, is this thing on?
Anyway, let me move on to another subject matter.
We've got Libya also in the news once again.
The generals of Libya's army that are down for MoMAR Gaddafi are defecting.
You know what I mean?
You know what I'm saying?
I mean, they're defecting.
They don't want to be down with Gaddafi anymore.
They're going to try to work with this offshoot, makeshift little government that they're trying to form out of the rebel faction.
And that's even more and more steps closer for MoMAR Gaddafi to be in the grave.
Or at least stand trial at least for war crimes.
Area code 224, what's up?
Hello?
Yeah.
I just want to give a shout out to my friend Carlos.
And, you know, as a black male, I find it very offensive.
Fucking niggers.
That's all I have to say.
Really?
Hold on a second.
Man, we're just compiling these lists, man.
I'm telling you.
I swear to God, I'm giving all this list to the Black Panther Party or some real hardcore supremacist group, man.
I'm not joking.
You think I'm joking about that, but I'm not, man.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm not joking, man.
I don't have to show up in front of your doorstep, baby, and be like, yeah, come out the house, honky.
Come out the house, there, little honky ass honk.
I'll kick your ass, baby.
Come on, come on down, baby.
The number you have dialed has not been recognized.
Please try again.
Shut up, whore.
Shut up.
Stupid, filthy bitch.
You actually spent money to do that.
You could have phone number masked yourself and done something a little better than that.
You know what I mean?
Stupid whores.
I ain't got a number.
I ain't easy.
Shut up.
All right.
Let's see.
We got Mitchell Henderson.
What's up?
Another vibrator.
You know what I mean?
We got Capital Fan.
What's up?
Hi, it's Howard Stern W.A. Shut up.
And stop it with your 14-4K modem for Christ's sake, all right?
I mean, look, your little stupid 286SX that you got from the goddamn swap meter Goodwill is just not cutting it, all right?
Just because you can download a couple of posts on 4chan doesn't mean that you can run these multimedia applications, you ass clown.
Anyway, let's see who else we got here.
We got 530.
What's up?
Hello?
Hey, it's JJ Ken.
You've been a nigger.
Well, you didn't do that.
That's stupid, man.
You know what I mean?
Seriously.
I tell you what.
I'm going to go on a break.
That's what I'm going to do.
Yeah, I'm going to go on a break.
And as a matter of fact, I'm going to play everybody's favorite song here.
Hey, can we get Give Her a Bone again here?
Throw it on.
DC, people love it.
All right.
And, you know, the reason that I'm going to a break and I'm going to play Give Her a Bone is because you ass clowns are, you know, you're pissing me off.
You know, I'm having a good day today.
All right?
I mean, last night I saw Lul Sack hack PBS, and I was on the Lulzboat.
And now you idiots are sitting here trying to, you know, you're ruining my high, man.
You're a buzzkill, all of you people.
You know?
You're a freaking buzzkill.
And I'm not going to allow you to get me upset and angry.
I'm not going to do it.
All right?
I am not going to do it.
So anyway, well, you know what?
Since I was on the Lulz boat last night, and, you know, we did see on PBS.org/slash L-U-L-Z, we did see the Nyan Kitty.
So why not we just throw on Nyan.
Engineer, go on, Nyan, for Christ's sake.
Who cares?
We'll be right back.
The Loles Boat.
There were so many wolves that have been had.
The Loles Boat.
Cucumbers Laced With E. Coli00:15:22
Anyway, what's going on, folks?
We got about 40 minutes left in the broadcast, a special edition of True Capitalist Radio.
Of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
I hope you all appreciated Nine Kitty.
As a matter of fact, I saw the Nine Kitty on a commercial here recently, believe it or not.
It was wonderful.
I think one of these Motorota Galaxy or one of these Android-based phones, believe it or not.
You know what I'm saying?
So, you know, Nine Kitty, you know, strikes again.
Wolves were hat.
Anyways, Me a follow on the Twitter site and send me a couple of tweets, man.
Ghost Politics is the name to follow, and send me some tweets.
Let me know what's going on.
All right, ghost politics in the house.
Anyway, let me go ahead and let's take some more callers here.
646-652-4869, talking about a bunch of subject matters.
Talked a little bit about Syria, Libya.
I want to talk a little bit about this E. coli outbreak happening in Europe at this point in time.
Ten people are dead.
300 people are sick throughout Europe because of some E. coli-laced cucumbers.
Now, is it just me, or is it a coincidence that it's a cucumber?
You know what I'm saying?
I mean, now, we had a similar incident that happened to us here at America with lettuce.
Do you remember when E. coli had been tainted with lettuce, lettuce-tainted with E. coli out here?
Well, you know why that happened because at that time there was a bunch of migrant strikes, a bunch of Cesar Chavez nonsense that happened.
And because it didn't transpire any type of mainstream outcry, the Mexicans that picked the lettuce out of the lettuce patches out there or whatever the hell it is, started putting the lettuce patches on their crotches and on their ass.
You know what I'm saying?
I mean, he's putting the damn, they're putting the lettuce on their crotches, on their ass.
So I'm thinking that you got this, and of course, these cucumbers came out of Spain allegedly.
That's what the Germans are alleging, that the E. coli-laced cucumbers have come out of Spain.
That didn't really sound very well, but they were exported out of Spain.
And the Spaniards are taking a little bit of a step back and saying, wait a minute, you remember that?
Fuck it.
It's not us.
And it's a lot of, you know, he said, she said, that country said, this country said.
Russia, at this point in time, has said we're not going to accept any more European vegetables for Christ.
We are not going to do it, Comrade.
No more.
I mean, I can't believe that it's a cucumber.
I'm just guesstimating.
Don't you think that the people that were picking these cucumbers probably were anal probing or something?
I mean, how did the E. coli get there?
You know what I'm saying?
How did the E. coli get on the cucumbers, for Christ's sake?
Unless they were shoving them up their ass.
All right, I'm just guesstimating.
All right?
Give me a call.
646-652-4869.
Do you have a cucumber?
I want to hear from you.
Let's take some calls here.
Area coach 773, what's up?
Hey, we just played that.
347, what's up?
You're taking too long.
Jack Daniels, what's up?
Hey, what's up?
I want to give a shout out to Tiggy and one more thing.
I don't really care.
You're a stupid-sounded son of a bitch.
508, what's up?
Can you suck a nigger's dick for me?
No, but your mom probably does, you know, and she's probably doing it right now behind a dumpster somewhere.
Who else we got?
We got Dan Marcellus.
What's up?
Nigger, a nigger, a nigger, a nigger.
A nigger, nigger, a nigger, a nigger.
You're a nigger, nigger, a nigger.
Yeah, but your mom's out there getting groped by them every day.
I don't understand why are you so upset?
You know, I'm willing to bet you money that all these guys that are doing this, they're raised by their mammy, okay?
You know it is.
You know they're raised by their dumbass mammy.
You know it, and I know it.
All right?
You know it and I know it.
And they're mad because they're going to happy hour and mom's bringing home, you know, Wesley snipes after, you know, a a good seven to four drinking session after work, or that's if she does work.
And, you know, they're a little upset about it.
You know what I'm saying?
They're upset that, you know, mom's getting, you know, laid by Alabama Black Snake.
You know what I'm saying?
So, you know, what do they do i in return?
They call up and, you know, say this disgusting racial garbage as you're hearing right now, for Christ's sake.
And yet these idiots call me the racist.
You know what I'm saying?
It's stupid.
Unbelievably stupid and pathetic.
All right?
I mean, it's dumb.
And I'm not a racist.
Stop saying it.
Stop saying it now.
Stop saying it.
Anyway, 646-652-4869 is number to call.
I want to hear from you.
All right.
We got, like I said, E. coli outbreak in cucumbers in Europe.
You know what I'm saying?
And I think that it's a possibility that, you know, maybe, just maybe, some of the farmers in the cucumber industry out there in Europe were possibly having some anal probing sessions with the cucumbers.
And I want to hear from you.
What do you think about it?
I mean, where do you think this E. coli comes from, huh?
They were shoving them up their ass.
You know it, and I know it.
All right?
111, what's up?
Hey, ghost.
Yeah.
I think you're a racist because you allow these people to say the A-word on your show.
Yeah, yeah.
You know, that's your little stupid, dumb-ass trick.
You know what I'm saying?
You know, it's your little stupid, dumb-ass trick, and it ain't going to work.
And not only that, you sound like a fruit bowl.
So why don't you go service a glory hole and take your little stupid opinions for somebody who gives two rats' asses.
All right.
Who else we got?
We got Jap crack pipe.
Hi, I'm Boer Jaap.
I come out of Holland.
And I'm going to build a company.
African?
I mean, I'm expecting a couple of clicks to come out.
What kind of language are you speaking here?
Of course, stay quiet.
Yeah, yeah.
You weren't expecting me to put you in your place, right, boy?
Get out of here.
Get them off.
We're talking about E. coli-laced cucumbers that, in my opinion, were probably shoved up the ass of the farmers that were picking these things.
All right, in my opinion.
I mean, where does the E. coli come from?
All right?
Jesus Christ.
Who else is on the horn here?
We got 516.
What's up?
I hate niggas.
I hate niggas.
Jesus Christ.
It is pretty bad here, man.
This is upsetting.
I mean, look at all the racism up in here, man.
This is just disgusting.
And I'm the race.
That's the funny part about it is we got these same idiots calling me a racist, and yet they're calling up saying these damn derogatory statements.
It's just pathetic.
It's unbelievably.
Unbelievable.
Unfreaking believable.
As a matter of fact, you know what?
Let's just let me take one more call before I do this.
111, what's up?
Now you're taking too long.
845, what's up?
You're taking too long.
Who else we got?
We got 530.
What's up?
Yeah, you sound too fruity to be on here, though.
111, what's going on?
You're good, stuff going.
How's it going?
Yo, yeah, I think the cucumbers laced to be coli.
Do you think it's a bit of a bit of a coincidence that cucumbers look a lot like dicks?
That's what I was implying earlier.
You take the crustaceans of cum out of your ears from servicing too many glory holes, you would have heard that, yeah, I think it's rather convenient that it's a cucumber and it's E. coli.
All right?
And, you know, I think that in my personal opinion, that they were shoving these cucumbers up their ass.
All right?
And that's why I got E. coli.
Stupid kangaroo-banging fruit.
Get this in a camera.
What else we got here?
We got three.
We already called on 347.
Get them off.
713, what's up?
Nigger, Fruity ass, Get some bass in your voice, slap your mother for raising you like some pansy ass fruit bowl and sounding like, I'm hi, I sound like this.
You know, all you idiots saying this, you could say that all night long.
You could say the N-word all night long on my show and on everybody else's show, but you'll still have that same fruity ass voice for the rest of your life, man.
I mean, you know, there is no way that you're ever going to get rid of that little fruit bowl voice.
You know what I mean?
So you know as well as I that you'll never be able to intimidate a man if you come face to face.
I could just imagine your ass getting into fisticuffs with some gentleman in some alcoholic beverage establishment and you sporting these fruity ass voices that you keep sporting on this broadcast.
You know what I mean?
I just would love to hear one of these idiots in action trying to, you know.
Oh, hi, you know, yeah, you're a bastard, and I really don't appreciate you looking at my girlfriend.
And if you don't stop looking at my girlfriend, we're going to have to take this outside and we're going to have to settle this like gentleman and shut up.
I mean, you will all still have that fruity ass voice.
And I want you all to know that the reason that your voice sounds so fruity is not because you have not gone through puberty.
It's because you were raised by your dishrag whore mothers that just decided to shit you out.
And whether your dad's in the picture because, you know, he's not in the picture because she left him or he left her, whatever the case might be, she chose the wrong penis to ejaculate in her uterus hole.
All right?
And now out comes you, and you, as a result, are nothing more than the fruity epitome of what males should not be.
You know, that's why I continue to say all the time, all the time, that notice the fruity vernacular that's predominant in these ass clowns who keep calling up.
It's fruity as hell for Christ's sake, man.
You know, I mean, listen, listen, let's just start calling 713.
You still there?
Let's hear your fruit bowl voice one more time.
Come on, 713.
We know you're there.
Come on, keep saying it.
Say the N-word.
Whatever you want to do.
Go ahead.
You're a faggot.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You see how long it took him to say that?
You want to know why?
Because I struck a nerve in his head.
I'm striking a nerve in all these dumb kids' heads.
They're like, wait a minute.
He's right.
My mother did raise me by herself.
And he's right.
She dumped me off on an illegal alien child care provider or in front of a violent video game or in front of a television.
Oh, my God.
I mean, he's right.
He's all.
That's why he was sitting there speechless.
That's why he couldn't say anything.
You know what I'm saying?
I mean, you kids know I'm telling the truth.
All right?
You know I'm telling the truth.
You're a bunch of fruity asses because you're dishrag whore mothers.
All right?
Hey, 713, why don't you put your whore mother on the phone?
I want to talk to that disgusting prostitute.
Do I put her on the phone?
Okay.
I'll find her.
No, yeah, I'm serious.
I'm not joking.
If you put her on the phone, I will send you $5 in the mail.
You put that bitch on the phone.
Let's find your mom.
I hear that.
She does a good boy.
No, Look, I'm not joking.
Stop trying to get lols.
Lols aren't had.
You sound too fruity.
All right?
You're not intimidating anyone.
I want to talk to your disgusting, despicable hole the size of a watermelon between her legs mother of yours.
All right?
Because I want to tell her what type of fruity ass George Michael garbage popped out of her uterus pipe.
All right?
And I want to tell her that she had better gotten neutered because the last thing we need is fruity asses like you fruiting up the whole world, smelling up the damn earth like butt crack, for Christ's sake.
Do you understand?
Do you understand what I'm saying?
Put your dumb mother on the phone.
And you had to go find fucking radio voice.
You're a faggot.
Stop being a faggot.
Oh, look at him.
You know, I can tell in your voice that you don't know what to say.
I can tell in your voice that you're so uncertain.
You know, you're like, oh, yeah, you're faggot.
You know, I'm getting to you.
You know, I'm getting to your heart.
You know, and that's good.
I'm glad I'm getting into your brain.
I hope I'm getting into all your kids' brains with single mothers out here.
All right?
Now, look, I'm not trying to say that all single mothers are dirty dishrag whores, but let's be honest here, okay?
I mean, women are turning baby making into big business.
You know, women that are single mothers out here love to suck the emotion out of everybody, for Christ's sake.
I mean, I can't even go to a goddamn social event anymore without some single mother coming.
Oh, you know, it's so hard to raise my children, and it's so hard to raise my boys, and I'm just a single mother.
Well, hey, you know, you're the one that allowed yourself to lay with this moron.
You know what I'm saying?
Hey, 713, did your dad rape your mom?
Did your dad rape your mom, 713?
Did he rape her?
Yeah.
I think he raped you.
No, no, answer the question.
Answer the question.
That's not funny anyway.
It's stupid.
Look, you have no personality, all right?
The reason that you can't come up with anything else other than regurgitated memes that have been around for five years is because of your stupid, dumb, imbecilic mother that had you and dumped you in front of a freaking computer instead of actually reading to you as a kid, as a child.
So I'm asking you an honest to God's question.
I mean, we want to get to the root of the problem here.
We want to know why in the hell you sound like a pansy-ass fruit bowl.
All right?
And I'm sure there's everybody all over the internet right now wants to know why exactly.
I mean, look at the people in the chat room.
They know you're fruity.
They know you're fruity.
So why don't you explain to us what kind of upbringing you had?
Because I know your story.
I don't even know you, and I know your story.
All right?
Your mother's some stupid, loose, loosey slut.
You've probably been around at least a half a dozen cocks that have come in and out of your life.
You know, some of them were mean and they slapped you around because you were kind of a weak kid and they couldn't believe that some weak ass little fruit bowl popped out of this bitch's uterus pipe.
You know, some of them tried to take you fishing.
You know, come on, boy, take you fishing.
And, you know, you love those guys.
But, of course, you know, because your mom's such a filthy, disgusting dishrag whore, she didn't like that.
Chat Room Fruity Accusations00:15:01
She likes to get smacked around a little bit.
You know, she likes to, you know, be told what to do.
So as a result, all right?
As a result, this is what you got.
All right?
This is what you got, 713.
Are you proud of yourself now?
Are you proud of yourself?
Because you tell yourself at night.
I mean, you notice you're the only one laughing, man.
You're the only one laughing.
You're an audience of one.
I think you're an audience of one, and you know Bill O'Reilly.
Yeah, I don't know trying to be Bill O'Reilly.
Are you kidding me?
Fuck Bill O'Reilly.
Let me tell you something.
That asshole is lucky he's still on the air.
After sexually harassing that producer and calling her up on the telephone and claiming that he's anal probing himself with a goddamn dildo, all right?
I'm no goddamn Bill O'Reilly anyway, so don't compare me to that sack of crap.
Secondly, I'm asking you the questions.
It sounds to me like you're scared.
Are you scared?
I mean, you know, that little nervous laugh that you got, the reason it sounds so nervous is because I'm telling you the truth.
I'm telling your life story.
That's why you can't come up with an honest response.
All you're doing is regurgitated crap that you read off of a forum post because you're unoriginal.
And it's not your fault, son.
It's your stupid whore mother.
So I'm asking you, are we going to continue playing this game?
Are you going to put this bitch on the line here?
Are you going to, oh, oh, don't hang up?
Give me a break.
Let me tell you something, 713.
You just got owned.
You got your ass owned.
And as a matter of fact, you know what you should be doing right now, 713?
You should be tucking your tail between your legs, seeing how you look as a woman, because I just made you my bitch.
You know?
I just made you my bitch.
I mean, I feel bad for you now at this point in time, for Christ's sake, man.
I mean, Jesus Christ, you might as well turn trans-testicle at this point in time.
Yeah, no kidding.
I wouldn't be surprised if you anheroed, you know?
Anyway, let me go ahead and take another call here.
Who else we got?
906.
What's going on?
Oh, wait, screw 906.
Those idiots are morons.
870, what's up?
What's up, ghosts?
How's it going?
I just wanted to know if you were ever going to get back on topic and quit feeding the trolls or not.
Quit feeding the trolls?
Hey, what am I?
This is America.
All right?
I mean, you make it seem as if I'm trying to put these people on the air as if, you know, I want these people to call up.
I mean, do you understand?
This is a legitimate America here.
This is legitimate America.
I mean, this is the world.
This is the masses out here.
You understand what I'm saying?
I know people want to think that, oh, this is not an accurate representation of the world, ghost.
This is not an accurate representation.
It is.
All right?
These people are losers out here.
And they're embracing it and they're loving it and they have no shame about it.
No freaking shame.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, y'all are starting to piss me off.
Luckily, there's only 22 minutes left in the broadcast.
I mean, Lulsec, one more time, much props to Lulsec for providing the low boat.
So many lules were had.
Yeah.
Let me tell you something, man.
You know, it's good to see hacker groups starting to, you know, hack something for a reason instead of some ridiculous nonsense because some anonymous member's mammy got hooked up with Scientology or something.
Who gives a crap about Scientology, man?
You know what I'm saying?
Who cares about Scientology?
Whoever gets involved with Scientology deserves whatever happens to him, all right?
If Scientology tells them, hey, you're going to have to take a dight nap by drinking some of this, well, then go drink it.
I mean, do you think I give a crap about some stupid, ridiculous imbeciles in a group that actually believes that they're tapping into their inner alien?
I mean, screw those people.
I hope they all do a Jonestown and off each other.
You know what I mean?
And drink the Kool-Aid, for Christ's sake.
Disgusting.
Unbelievable.
Unfreaking believable.
And what I'm saying is that why don't we get something for a reason?
And Lulsec, This is the hacking group right here, L-U-L-Z-S-E-C, Lol Sec, right there.
You tell them, you give them a follow, you tell them I sent you, and you tell them that, you know, it's the low boat.
Because at least they did something for a reason, man.
They did something for a reason.
They went out there and said, hey, we don't agree with how WikiLeaks is being portrayed in this goddamn documentary.
We don't appreciate, you know, how this is happening to Bradley Manning.
We don't appreciate these types of things.
We need some attention towards that idea.
And that's the way it is.
All right?
That's all there is to it.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, we were talking about cucumbers.
You know?
We were talking about how in Spain.
All right?
In Spain, they are allegedly, according to the Germans, the Germans are having a problem because there's over 10 dead and 300 sick by tainted cucumbers.
I mean, the Germans are hopping mad about it.
They're blaming the Spaniards.
The Spaniards are saying the Germans are lying.
I mean, it's unbelievable, for Christ's sake.
Unbelievable.
I mean, you should hear these Germans for Christ's sake.
Losla Ma Schliegenschlagen, Volkswagen.
See a and they're really complaining about the damn cucumbers.
You know what I mean?
I mean, it just, something killed them.
You know, and I'm just saying that possibly, just possibly, they may have shoved these things up their ass.
I'm just saying.
It's a possibility.
All right?
I want to hear from you.
Let's take some more callers here.
All right.
508, what's up?
I just want.
Yeah, you're taking too long.
763, what's going on?
Hey, what's going on?
How are you doing?
Didn't good.
As far as the cucumbers thing, I mean, really, it's more of the people that get sick's fault.
You should always watch your vegetables.
Even if you get them from a good store, you should wash them up first.
Because you never know who was handling them.
Somebody in the store could have just walked, could have wiped their butt, not washed their hand, and just took their hand and ran it across the whole thing in the store and infected them.
That's a good point there, you know.
I mean, once again, I mean, I think people should wash their vegetables.
So you're saying that the Germans are just dirty-ass people.
They're as dirty as their pornography, and they're just not, you know, washing their cucumbers and just shoving it in their hole?
Basically, yeah.
Oh, man, that's just a gross, disgusting idea.
I mean, I thought that it was universal that you washed your damn vegetables.
I mean, is this not a trend in Europe?
I guess not.
Oh, Jesus Christ, man.
But hey, that's a good point, man.
And, you know, thanks a lot for calling in.
And you know what?
Maybe it is the Germans' fault.
You know what I mean?
They think they make the best crap anyway.
Why don't you wash your goddamn vegetables for Christ's sake?
I mean, it's a cucumber.
It's a cucumber for Christ's sake, man.
I mean, you know, you, I mean, especially in Europe, especially in Europe where, you know, they like to go both ways in Europe, all right?
You know it and I know it.
All right, I wouldn't be surprised if they shoved these cucumbers up their ass, man.
I'm kidding you not.
All right?
Who else we got?
813, what's up?
Hello.
Yeah.
I would like to say that everyone is jealous of you and that you're amazing.
You know what?
Turn off the radio.
I don't want you listening.
You sound too fruity.
Get him off.
Get him off.
All right, I don't want you listening.
You sound like a fruity bastard, and you sound uncertain.
Now, look, I don't care if you sound fruity, but don't sound uncertain.
You know, we can hear you think.
So every time you hear these kids talk, you can hear them think, like, Um, yeah, um, you know, I was, you know, I've been neglecting my drink because of you bastards, for Christ's sake.
You idiots are eating into my drinking time.
Where's my drink?
Give me a drink for Christ's sake, man.
These idiots are eating into my drinking time up in here, for Christ's sake.
Ah, it's good stuff, man.
Good stuff.
I'm having a good day.
I mean, I know you idiots are trying to get me mad.
You want me to rage, but I'm not raging today, man.
I feel great.
You know what I'm saying?
I feel great for Christ's sake, man.
I mean, you know, oh, look, we got people saying, oh, this show is so awful.
This show is so awful.
How is this on the air?
Hey, well, first of all, this show isn't awful.
It's informative.
It's educational.
It's newsworthy.
It's the radio of record.
You know?
And for you people to sit over here and make this assumption that I'm some kind of a bad guy because I am basically putting the realism on the table, slapping you around with it a couple of minutes, and all you can do is say, oh, that's racist.
That's bad.
Just shut up.
All right, just shut your mouth.
630, what's up?
Yeah, it seems like every other word out of your mouth, fruit bull, faggot.
I think you're trying.
Wait a minute.
First of all, I've never said the word faggot.
Never.
Never said it.
But go ahead.
As a man said over 9,000 cucumbers in the past, where do you get off calling anybody a fruit bull?
Yeah, exactly.
You know, another old, weak-ass meme, over 9,000.
I mean, how old is that?
Five years old for Christ's sake?
I mean, what are you, an old fag or what?
Oh, I'm an old fag.
Really?
Well, maybe you should, you know, go back in the closet because you sound fruity.
Get him on.
Get out of here.
Jesus Christ.
Can we come up with some new memes, please?
You know?
Please?
New memes, please?
Please?
These are old, all right?
I mean, you know, Jesus Christ.
I mean, you know, Jesus was using these freaking memes.
You know what I'm saying?
I mean, this dude was cracking these memes at the Last Supper, for Christ's sake.
3.05, you're on the horn.
We don't want to hear your life.
203, you're on the horn.
I think I'm 203.
Hello?
Yeah.
Hi.
How about shoving a gerbil up your ass, you fruity-sounded bastard?
All right?
If you're going to call up here, say something!
Say something, and stop sounding like some fruity-ass bastard.
You stupid, silly prick.
Anyway, 516, what's up?
Yo, Gary, you're a fucking pussy.
That's a horrible voice modulator, man.
Come on.
I mean, you couldn't program something better than that?
You couldn't program something better than that, for Christ's sake?
You know what I mean?
I mean, it's stupid voice modulator, man.
What is that?
Is that shareware or something?
Yes, you're fucking pussy.
Oh, my God, man.
Well, get your money back.
All right?
Get your goddamn money back.
I mean, this is the kind of voice generator you want, all right?
You want one minute to sound like this.
Or sound like this, motherfucker.
You see, this is how you do it with a voice modulator, you motherfuckers.
You know what I'm saying?
I mean, you know, for you to sit over here and, you know, try to act like some hacks or, oh, look at me.
I programmed a stupid little shareware program.
Shut up.
Stupid idiot.
No lulls were had there, buddy.
All right?
No lols were had.
828, what's up?
Hi, I'd like to thank you so much for contributing to the Internet.
Your intellectual topics have always sparked.
Stop stumbling over your own tongue, all right?
I know that you thought about it a long time.
You're a little nervous.
All right, let's try it again.
Stop stumbling.
Go.
You're just one of the greatest intellectuals of our time.
That's what I'm saying, ghost.
Yeah, I'm sure that's what you were going to say, you fruit bolt.
Get him on.
Get this idiot.
Get out of here.
You know, it's about ten minutes left of the broadcast.
You know what I'm going to do?
I think I'm going to call somebody.
You know?
I think that's what I'm going to do.
I think I'm going to call somebody.
Anybody got anybody to call here?
Anybody got any kind of call that we can do here?
I'm leaving it up to the people.
All right?
I'm leaving it up to the people.
Who should I call?
Let's call somebody that is worth the crap calling.
Seriously.
All right, let's do this.
Here, let's do this here.
Anybody here got any calls that they could send to me?
Why don't you feed me some kind of story behind this person?
All right?
Like, you know, if it's your ex-girlfriend, your ex-boyfriend, whatever the case might be.
I want one of those situations.
If you've got an ex-boyfriend or an ex-girlfriend and you want me to give her a call, right now we're doing it.
It's a special edition for God's sake.
You know what I mean?
It's the Loles Boat.
You know?
Now, hold on.
Stop scamming.
Stop s spamming so much.
Hold on.
Let me see here.
Let me see if I can get one of these numbers here cut and pasted here.
Hold on.
Jesus Christ.
Okay, hold on, hold on.
I got one, I got one, I got one, hold on.
Damn it.
Spamming pieces of crap.
Hold your horses.
I'm trying to get one for Christ's sake.
Hold on.
Damn it.
And stop calling me Aaron, assholes.
Who else we got going on over here?
God damn it, man.
He's goddamn spamming pieces of garbage.
Spamming And Scamming Calls00:07:03
All right.
Stop spamming.
I'm trying to get a number here.
I'm trying to get a goddamn number.
Hold on, man.
God damn it.
Oh, this is horrible.
This is horrible.
I can't even, you know, what is this?
All right.
There, we got dog fart.
Dog fart just hooked it up.
All right.
Let's go ahead and see what Dog Fart has to say.
All right?
Thanks a lot, Dog Fart.
Oh, wait, no, no, no, hold on, hold on.
Hold on.
Wait a minute.
Hold on a second.
Hold on.
We have got a number.
Supposedly it's some guy's ex-girlfriend here.
All right?
It's some guy's ex-girlfriend.
Let's call this one.
This one sounds good.
All right.
We got 10 minutes left, man.
We better hurry the hell up.
What do we got here?
All right.
All right.
Hold on.
I'm inputting it now, folks.
Sorry for the dead air.
We're trying to input.
This is an ex-girlfriend.
She's a single mother with a black guy now.
Or, yeah, with some kind of a black guy or something.
So let's see what happens.
All right, Dog Fart.
We'll see what's going on.
Thank you for calling.
Blockbuster Amanda speaking.
I'm sorry, what did I reach?
Blockbuster?
Oh, Blockbuster.
Oh, my God.
I thought this was Netflix.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
What does it take to be a member over there?
Do I go over there and I have to give my insurance, take a stool sample?
What do I do?
You just need photo ID and a second piece to verify.
A photo ID, and then a second piece, like what?
Like anything to validate your address or something else with a picture?
Okay, what if I live in a room inside a room and I don't necessarily have like a mailing address?
Then we can't really sign you up for an account.
Okay.
Well, thank you very much, Darling.
You sound very hot, by the way.
I mean, how old are you?
I am definitely not answering that question.
Okay, well, thanks for the help, honey.
We appreciate it.
Thank you.
I mean, come on.
This was an ex-girlfriend, assholes.
Come on.
Jesus Christ.
I mean, you know, I mean, I'm serious here.
You want me to call somebody?
I mean, give me something here.
Give me a damn call here, all right?
Hold on, let me stop this.
Hold on.
All right, supposedly we got one here.
All right, hold on.
Let's see what we got.
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
We got something here.
Hold on, let me move up.
God damn it.
I'm wasting time trying to scroll this crap.
Sorry.
All right, supposedly, hoodie, and you know, you got to trust somebody by the name of hoodie.
You know what I'm saying?
We're going to go ahead and call hoodies up.
You know what I mean?
Somebody with a hoodie.
He said it's going to be good.
We'll see it.
All right.
All right?
Let's see what we got here.
Two, five.
Excuse me.
Don't want to say that over the air there.
All right.
Let's see what we got.
Let's see what we got going on.
This is Hoodie's number.
Let's do this.
Ah, Jesus Christ, man.
Who the hell still has a busy signal for Christmas?
Who can't afford call waiting, man?
Jesus Christ.
Who in the hell cannot afford call waiting?
Can somebody explain that to me?
Jesus Christ.
One more time, man.
Let me.
Jesus Christ.
Here, I'll tell you what.
We'll try dog farts again.
We got all right.
Hold on, folks.
Hold on, hold on, nine.
Hold on.
All right, here we go.
Let's try this one.
See what's going on.
Come on.
Nothing, man.
We're getting done.
You're giving me blanks here, man.
You're shooting blanks here.
All right, we'll try one more.
All right.
Here, let's try this one.
All right, this better be a real guy who stole your girlfriend there, asshole.
If it's not, then I'm ending the show now.
All right.
Here we go.
All right.
Let's see what we got going on.
It's a ghost show, baby.
All right, let's go.
I think I got it.
Yeah, we did.
We got it.
All right, let's do this, all right?
We got four minutes left.
Hopefully, we get an answer, man.
Hopefully, we get an answer before the end of the show, man.
God damn it.
Thank you for calling.
GameStop Rika Prioritor, Duke Newcomb, Shell speaking.
Yes, ma'am.
I was in there yesterday.
Were you working there yesterday?
Yeah.
Were you there in the morning, like around 11 to 1 in the afternoon?
No.
Okay, well, I mean, I was rudely.
I mean, did you have like a discriminatory?
Like, you don't service white folk or anything like that?
No, sir.
Okay, well, I just had some ethnic minority there, all right, come up to me and belittle me because, you know, here I am.
I'm wearing a Rolex watch.
I'm looking lavish, you know, trying to buy a game for my kid over here.
And I'm being gawked at.
You know, I'm being, you know, stumbled upon with eyes of deceit by some of your employees there because, you know, I'm living lavish, man.
I mean, look, I'm sorry y'all work at GameStop, but why y'all got to do this for?
I apologize for your stupid bitch.
Shut up.
All right.
Anyway, we got three minutes left in the broadcast.
All right.
You idiots obviously don't have any ex-girlfriends.
I should have remembered that, you know, half you morons are, you know, got rosy palms in her five fingers, for Christ's sake.
I mean, that's the extent of your girlfriend.
So anyway, check it out.
I'm going to do some shout-outs here real quickly before I do.
Spreading The Word Loudly00:06:17
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And not to mention that we've got over thousands of hours, thousands of hours of on-demand episodes of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast at www.blogtalkradio.com/slash ghost.
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And once again, all right, I broadcast every Monday through Friday, 4 to 7 p.m.
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And you need to spread that word out.
Anyway, let me go ahead and get some shout-outs before it gets too late here.
And we may end the show before the shout-outs are over.
So let me go ahead and start.
Let me start from the bottom up.
How about that?
Let me start from the bottom up.
We've got Trolls McTrollin, Tommy Tanko, T Karma, Thomas Nikolai, The Germans here, Todd, Susie, Cream Cheese, Stroll Court, Spermy the Cat.
We got Soviet Liberal.
You idiot.
Get that asshole out.
Kick him out.
Kick that Soviet liberal asshole act.
Kick him out.
Kick him out.
We've got Scissormeat Timbers.
We got Six Made.
We got Salvador.
Get that other idiot out of Salvador.
Get him out.
Get out.
We got Reload.
We got Quap.
We got Papa Dot.
What's going on, Papa Dot?
We got Pinky Pie.
We got Phil McCracken.
Paul 101 nose art nipple scoops we got, get that other idiot after nipple scoop, get it Get him out.
Get another idiot after Nipple Scoops.
Get him out of here.
We got Niagara Roll.
What's going on?
We got Much Lulz Was Given.
We got Mr. Dumbass Russia.
We got Masellan Derp.
We got Max Power, Lowells Be Had, Ludwig Anderson.
We've got Lewis Brown, Kells Low Token.
We got Katie Jones, Jolly Wide, Harry Johnson.
We got John Brand, Jim's 93, Jake Zombies, Ian Vash.
We got I'm Ape to Fall.
I got I-Van Ezo, EN69, iPropane, I Love Fish Sticks, Hermadur, HPN2, Bobo.
We got Hoodie 787, Hammer and Sickle.
Get that asshole out of here.
Get Hammer and Sickle out of here.
Get him out!
Get out!
Get him out, man!
Get that stupid sack of crap out!
Get out!
All right, we got a whole bunch of guests, baby.
All right, we got a whole bunch of guests.
I want to thank them for calling up and or at least listening.
We got Gotta Move That Gear Up.
We got Good Luck Johnson.
We got Gog Magog.
We got a couple of other idiots.
George Orwell, Future DMB.
What's up?
We got somebody named Fruit Bowl.
We got that Soviet idiot out of here.
Get him out.
Get out!
We got Fleece Johnson.
We got I Love Rush.
We got Drowning Fish.
We got Easton.
We got Dr. Harry Shipman, Dog Fort.
We got this.
I'm not going to say that.
We got DePurmania.
We got Deflector of Pearls.
Give me a break.
We got Dave Steve.
We got Danny Kennell.
We got Communist Single Mom out of here.
Get that stupid Skankosaurus out.
Get out!
Communist singleman, get out of here!
Get out!
We got Chu Ming Wang.
We got Chris Hansen.
We got some idiot named Chairman Mao.
We got Cat P Tailsman.
We got Buttsex.
You sick son of a bitch.
Jesus Christ.
We got Brandon Thorpe.
We got Bobo.
We got Banana Cannon.
We got Ass Blaster.
Jesus, you six sons of bitches, man.
We got ARL Net.
What's going on, ARL Net?
Good to see you.
We got Andon 963, or 9369, excuse me.
We got Andrew Lush.
All right, we got Alcoholic.
We got AIDS for Breakfast and Aaron.
All right.
Anyway, folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
It's been a great time.
You know, it was the lows, boats.
So many lulz were had.
Yes, they were.
And we're not necessarily streaming live now, so the only people that are listening in are those that are actually called up listening in.
Everybody in the chat room is leaving.
But once again, spread the word about the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
All right?
Spread the goddamn word, baby.
All right?
Let everybody know that we're in affected in the house.
Anyway, I want to thank everybody for tuning in.
It's been great.
A fun time.
Much props to Lulsek.
Much props to all the other individuals that are out there trying to spread the word, give highlights to certain important issues to everybody out there.
I thought that Lulsec pulled off a great hack without damaging anything.
All right, basically just telling the administrators that you needed to update your goddamn colonel.
But anyway, thank you very much for tuning in with me.
I'm going to be here tomorrow, like I am every Monday through Friday, 4 to 7 p.m. Central Standard Time, baby.
And put that on your calendar.
All right.
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All right.
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All right.
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All right.
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Anyway, I'm out of here.
Thank you.
Thank everybody for tuning in.
And long live capitalism, baby.
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