Ghost analyzes May 2011 markets, noting the Dow at 12,402 and Tiffany's 25% revenue surge while urging investment over cash. He critiques the expiring Patriot Act, defends Rand Paul against Harry Reid, and mocks Obama's G8 appearance. Ghost promotes his Capitalist Army club, claims China forces dissidents to play World of Warcraft for $1.65 billion, and dismisses callers as atheists or "losers," arguing capitalism separates productive individuals from moochers while warning against government overreach. [Automatically generated summary]
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Give him capitalism or give him death.
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You sound fruitier than a box of fruit loops, for Christ's sake.
And now, he'll take it from here.
Your host, the prognosticator of prognosticators, the man they call Go Me.
For Christ's sake, Jesus.
What's going on, folks?
And thank you for tuning in with me to another edition of True Capitalist Radio.
And of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
And once again, folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
This is episode number 96 for all the folks that are keeping track of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
And before we get into anything else, I'd like for everybody, all right, everybody to please retweet the broadcast.
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Anyway, folks, I want to talk a little bit about the Helter Skelter equities markets for Christ's sake.
Commodities and Market Volatility00:15:07
I mean, if you were trading futures this morning, you would have been burned for Christ's sake because we ended up closing on the upside.
So before we get into anything else, let's just go right into the stocks.
And we're going to get into that right now.
Now, we got Dow Jones Industrials closing out today, modestly up, but still on the positive side.
I thought I saw Dow Jones Industrials up about 40 points at some point, but it ended up closing 8.10 points on the upside today, closing out at 12,402.80.
A little bit of a modest increase.
Same thing with the SP.
SP is increased 5.22 points, closing out at 1,325.69.
NASDAQ closed out with the biggest gains, still modest, though.
An increase of 21.54 points.
Closing out today at 2782.92, a percentage increase of 0.78%.
And let me tell you, if you happen to have been a day trader, this was your market.
Today was your day.
You were making some serious capital.
If you look at the charts of any of the markets, whether it's Dow Jones Industrials, NASDAQ or the SP, I mean, these things were all over the place.
And if you were going in and out of stocks, for Christ's sake, I mean, you were making money.
That's easy liquid, baby.
Easy liquid.
And that's what I've been doing, for Christ's sake.
Not to mention, trying to reposition certain long-term opportunities while bottom feeding during this retraction.
And believe me, folks, we're going to continue to see a correction here.
You're going to continue to see things on the downside.
But once again, we're heading into the Memorial Day weekend.
I think this is going to be the plus on the American economy.
I know that we're kind of fledgling with this so-called recovery.
The unemployment numbers came out today, you know, kind of worse than expected.
You know, of course, the real estate numbers that came out today really just stunk up the place, for Christ's sake.
People are not buying homes.
They're not buying homes.
You know, I mean, and the reason they're not buying homes is because they're paying for cash.
They're paying for the commodities.
Not too much economic opportunity out here, for Christ's sake.
Not to mention that these people got kids, baby.
They got so much kids out here that it's just ridiculous.
But I believe that they are not going to deprive themselves of a nice Memorial Day weekend.
I'm sure they're not going to deprive themselves from summer vacations, season passes to amusement parks.
I mean, the whole nine yards.
So in my personal opinion, I think that we're going to see some rebounding going into the summer and going into the holiday season.
I mean, you've got so many things that these people have saved up for.
You know that the regular schmuck, I'm not talking about the rich.
The rich are spending their money.
I mean, I mean, did you see the Tiffany's, you know, the jewelry outlet, the jewelry store, Tiffany's, for Christ's sake, increased revenues 25% in a supposed recession economy.
Can you believe this?
Up 25%.
This is a jewelry store, man.
This will be a high-class jewelry store.
Their revenues came out today, increased 25% above expectations.
The stock went up 9%.
I'm telling you, all you folks that are taking the insight and not necessarily absorbing it into your noggin, I'm telling you, the rich are spending their money.
So all these little high-class stocks where the rich actually go out and purchase, I mean, I'd be starting to entertain some of these plays if I was an investor that didn't know where to go.
All right.
Not to mention that there's a lot of these stocks that are consumer, mass-related, that have been beaten up.
You know what I mean?
And, you know, there's opportunities everywhere, in my opinion.
Let me just get through the markets here.
I want to take your calls.
Let's go to the commodities, shall we?
Let's go to the damn commodities markets.
And commodities, you know, it's I mean, you know, mixed reviews and commodities.
You know what I mean?
It was just as volatile as equities.
Brent crude was up modestly $0.07, closing out today at $115 even per barrel of Brent crude oil.
Gasoline futures continue their steady rise.
They were increased $4.50 today.
Heating oil futures are up $12.
Natural gas futures saw a modest sell-off.
They're down 5 cents, a percentage decrease of 1.20%.
We've got WTI sweet crude going down a tad.
I mean, we should have it go down even more, but that remains to be seen.
It's down $1.06 today, closing out at $100.26 per barrel of WTI sweet crude.
We've got canola futures up.
I mean, we've just always, every time I go into the agricultures and read canola, it's up.
You know what I'm saying?
So anybody who likes canola, I'm sure the Italians are probably getting hit up with the canola costs.
And that's no disrespect, of course.
You know what I'm saying?
Anyway, they're up $7.10.
Cocoa futures.
Now, let me tell you, I know that Laurent Conbogbo out there in the Ivory Coast, who was the ass clown that got unelected in the Ivory Coast in the fall of 2010, refused to step down from power and by default caused some kind of makeshift civil war out in the Ivory Coast situation.
Anyway, Laurent Gonbogbo got captured.
He's going to stand trial for war crimes and whatnot.
Anyway, the leader of the opposition that has been elected into the authority or into the presidency of the Ivory Coast, he himself, all right, he himself is committing war crimes.
I mean, they're finding burials of mass graves.
I mean, Amnesty International is saying this guy's killed over 1,000 people for Christ's sake.
You know what I mean?
1,000 people.
So anyway, we're still seeing destabilization.
We're still seeing violent crimes in the Ivory Coast.
And, of course, folks, the Ivory Coast is the largest producer of cocoa.
So all you assholes that like a couple of candy bars shoved down your goddamn gullets, this is going to affect your pocketbooks, there fat asses.
Anyway, we've got cocoa futures up $48.
We've got coffee futures increasing modestly today at $0.75 today.
We've got cotton down $5, percentage decrease of 3.20%.
We've got wheat futures up $14.
Jesus Christ.
I mean, everything that we're eating.
Everything we're eating for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, wheat up $14, an increase of 1.51%.
Sugar is up 5 cents.
Soybean is up $7.75.
Lumber continues to see its buy-in, for Christ's sake.
You know what I mean?
Big-time buy-in out there in the lumber futures, it's up $10.
You know, we've seen steady decreases.
Everybody who's been keeping track of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast, you know, and I know that we've been seeing just continuous decreases in lumber.
I've actually been saying, hey, why don't you take a step back from your busy lives, possibly take advantage of these low lumber costs, be super dad, super mom, and go build your goddamn kid a tree house or some kind of a little castle in the backyard or something instead of getting their thumbs bruised on the goddamn PlayStation network where they're getting their goddamn accounts hacked and their personal information hacked.
I mean, let's get back to the freaking basics.
I mean, if that's so hard to ask anymore, let's get back to the freaking basics.
But no, I'm sure your fat asses didn't do a damn thing except put the money in your pocket so you can get yourself an extra couple of ounce steak on a goddamn outback takeout night or something.
Give me a break.
Anyway, let's continue going.
We got oat futures up $9.
Jesus Christ.
I'm sick.
I'm sorry.
It's just sickening to me.
Soybean oil futures up 74 cents.
Full, after its spike yesterday, continues to modestly increase.
It's up $2.
We saw some sell-offs in metals today.
Copper was modestly up, though.
Copper was up $1.70.
Gold slid a tad.
It was down $7.30, closing out today at $1,520.50 per troy ounce of gold.
Silver decreased modestly also.
It was down 35 cents, closing out today at $37.28 per troy ounce of silver.
Livestock saw some sell-offs after spikes yesterday.
Livestock is down.
Live cattle futures, that is, are down 67 cents.
We got cattle feeder futures down $1.45.
And for all you assholes that like a couple of ham bones down your gullet, every now and then, you know, you like to suck the damn fat out of a ham, busting butt roast or something, it's down 20 cents today.
Anyway, I want to thank everybody for tuning in.
That's the markets for your ass.
You're tuning into the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
And before we get into anything else, I'd like to just make a comment on the Help or Skelter market for the investors out there that are listening and that are questioning how to play this market.
Once again, if you are one of those ones that are fortunate enough to have $25,000 so you can meet the federal requirements for day trading, which is nothing more than punishing the lower class or however you want to name this, it's the government's labeling.
It's not me.
I think it's sick that people that have under $25,000 in their brokerage accounts cannot participate in day trading or what is deemed pattern trading.
I think it's sick.
I think it's disgusting.
And it's just horrifically tragic that in a day and age where economic opportunities are scarce, you've got the federal government prohibiting the American people from participating in the market and actually gaining some liquidity.
They're putting these ridiculous limits that you've got to have $25,000 in your brokerage account.
And not to mention, you've got to put that on margin.
You've got to put that on margin so you can participate in day trading.
It's stupid.
It's silly.
It's pathetic.
But if you are one of these individuals that are fortunate enough to participate in this financial instrument of day trading, there is so much juice and so much liquid to be made out here.
The volatility is unbelievable.
I mean, if you look at the day chart of any stock, any stock whatsoever, up and down, I mean, at least 20 cent swings on stocks that are mid-cap, small cap, if you want to play some of the blue chips, whatever.
I mean, it just seems like volatility is here and there's money to be made out here.
And if you're just going to sit on the sidelines, well, goddammit, don't piss and moan when all of us capitalists out here are not only participating in the market, trying to build businesses, buy real estate, trying to buy gold, trying to purchase assets when we're out here living lavish, eating four-inch thick T-bone steaks at some of the greatest restaurants, five-star restaurants in the country, while you idiots are in the same government breadline begging for a loaf of bread.
Don't be sitting over here blaming us.
All right?
Don't be blaming the capitalists.
I'm sitting over here giving you an opportunity, for Christ's sake.
I mean, I'm shooting pearls to you idiots out here.
I'm shooting goddamn pearls for Christ's sake.
And it's up to you to gather the insight, the analysis that I am projecting on this fiber optically connected world that we call the internet, and it's up to you to use it.
Once again, I have predicted this economic contraction in the market.
You know, some of these negative numbers that we're seeing out here, I expected this.
Look back in the archive.
All right.
Blogtalkradio.com/slash ghost is where all the episodes that I've ever done on this show and even the show that I've done before this, they're all there.
I predicted this.
And I said that it could extend into the beginning of the summer.
But once the summer comes along, you're going to see the consumer come back because these assholes have already held back on a lot.
All right.
They've already stopped buying food.
They've already stopped buying the consumer goods, durable goods.
I mean, all the numbers have shown that they have kind of taken a step back on purchases.
And what I'm saying is that this summer, as we get into the mid and later summer, we're going to start seeing good numbers.
I would not doubt to see, you know, well, I shouldn't make bold predictions of this nature.
Remember, we're dealing with other elements and other factors in here, too.
Remember, we've had tsunamis that have disrupted certain supply lines and earthquakes that have disrupted supply lines in Japan.
We've had these unprecedented atmospheric disturbances here in the United States that have affected a few gasoline refineries out here in Mississippi and Missouri.
There's a lot of factors out here that you can't factor in when you're trying to prognosticate a certain forecast about the market.
But as far as I'm concerned, I think that everything's pretty good right now.
You may see a little bit more negative numbers as we go into the summer.
But once again, don't sit on the sidelines.
Look at charts.
Look at people's bottom lines or fundamentals if there's going to be demand and if there's potential profit and start investing a little bit of your capital in some of these equities out here.
For Christ's sake, don't leave your cash in the bank.
Your cash in the bank is useless.
It's useless.
It's actually being devalued the more time you leave it in there.
I mean, your money has less buying power by leaving it in the bank than you do actually putting it in another financial instrument.
Communism vs. Market Reality00:03:26
And I'm not just talking about stocks.
It could be anything.
It could be anything.
Real estate.
I mean, cars, believe it or not, are assets.
I mean, you know, just put it in something that can be resold again for a profit.
And that's how you continue to become a capitalist.
I mean, there's so many things you can invest in, folks, but just do not.
I repeat, do not just say, I'm just going to put my money in the bank.
You know, just leave it there and, you know, get, you know, 0.7% interest.
And it's what I'm going to do.
And it's just say, yeah, if you're going to do that, you're going to be poor and you're not going to be like us capitalists out here.
As a matter of fact, let me get my drink.
Where's my drink?
I need a drink here.
You know what I'm saying?
We got a drink right here.
Once again, Johnny Walker blue label, baby.
Johnny Walker, blue label.
And for all you folks that are, you know, kind of ridiculous and don't know what scotch is or don't participate in appreciating the high-class libations.
I mean, this is a $400 bottle, baby.
I mean, you get this at a bar.
You're at least dropping, you know, $50 for a shot.
Anyway, let me just cheers to everybody out there, folks.
Cheers.
Oh, man, this is great stuff.
Anyway, I want to hear from you, folks.
646-652-4869.
Is a number to call talking about the helter-skelter markets.
It went over the commodities, equities.
What do you got to say about it?
Are you an investor?
You got any questions?
I'll give some intuitive advice as it pertains to finance.
All right, for the next couple of minutes.
Let's see if we can get some people out here.
850, you're on the horn.
Hey, Area Code, 850, you're on the air.
What's up?
Oh, sorry, there.
I am an organized communist.
I'd like to display that first.
You sound like some dopey-ass stonehead of a communist.
Get this city out of it.
Get him!
You know, you communists, you need to realize that Karl Marx, when he was writing, you know, all these works that you idiots probably don't even read.
You just kind of listen to some old fart that has given you some kind of half-witted propaganda, and you're like, oh, yeah, I'm a communist now.
I mean, when he was writing all this crap, he didn't say that the losers of the world unite, you idiots.
All right?
I mean, as a matter of fact, if you read Marx's literature, his correspondence between Engels and himself, even his father and himself, I mean, it was nothing but disdain for, you know, the disgust and the filth of society.
I mean, you know, Marx considered himself somewhat of an intellectual elitist, you know?
So, you know, to sit here as a stoner, you know, sitting there, communist, dude, yeah, dude.
I mean, Marx would throw you into a goddamn labor camp because you're a miserable waste to the dialectic materialism that he preached as a philosophy, you idiots.
Anyway, let me take somebody else.
These idiots don't even know their own communism, for Christ's sake.
Hip-Hop Knowledge Callout00:05:53
Let me take some more callers here.
Who else we got?
337, what's going on?
Hey, Goes.
How's it going?
I want to call you out on your bullshit from yesterday when you're talking to 213.
What are you talking about?
What BS?
What do you mean?
That last question that you asked him, like, who sang the song, My Mind Playing Tricks on Me?
Yeah.
Yeah, he said Scarface.
No, no, All right?
First and foremost, it wasn't just Scarface.
I mean, Scarface, okay, was a part of the Ghetto Boys.
All right.
Okay, we'll give you that much.
Okay, great.
Oh, here, let's give you a cookie now.
All right?
But, you know, to sit over here and say that I'm wrong when I said that the ghetto boys were the ones who rapped that particular song, My Mind's Playing Tricks on Me, it's not inaccurate.
Now, how are you going to sit here and say that I'm wrong in that regard?
You're wrong because he was a member of the group and you got scared and you hung up on.
What are you talking about?
Why don't you go back in the archive there, brother?
All right, why don't you put down the bean pie and realize that back then when it was episode number 95, I schooled your own brother.
You're just mad because I know more about hip-hop than your own brothers here.
You know, that's what you're mad about.
All right, you want to go battle wits with me about hip-hop there, brother?
Okay, I got a question for you.
I got a question for you.
Go ahead.
Hurry up.
Don't give me no local crap.
Don't give me no local crap rapping artists.
I could get two rats' asses about local.
Yeah, at least the rejection.
I'm going to just ask you one question.
I want to give you callers another chance, but okay.
One question.
In the late 80s, Kumo D, he did a disrecord towards L.L. Cool J. What was the name of the song?
The Wild, Wild West.
The Wah, Wah, West.
Hey, man, you see, you can't do this to me.
You understand?
I know more about hip-hop than you brothers do.
Then you're going to call me the racist.
You brothers call me the racist, and I know more about hip-hop than you do.
Go ahead.
No, that was the wrong answer.
No, don't give me that crap.
Don't give that crap.
If you're talking about the other one, you know, if you're talking about LL Cool J's diss 2 Cool Mo D, it's, I'm going back to Callie, Callie, Callie.
It's like, just shut it up.
Get this brother off.
Don't even know about his own rap for Christ's sake.
Look, if you're going to sit over here and school me, if you're going to school me about rapper hip-hop, all right, why don't you come to the table with some knowledge, all right?
I mean, I'm bringing balls of knowledge the size of grapefruits.
I'm slapping it upside of everybody's chin, and they don't like it.
You know what I'm saying?
I mean, you know, they're mad that they actually live that stupid loser lifestyle.
You know, with the exception of that brother that just called in, you actually have a lot of these cracker-ass crackers, you know, these honkies that call up, try to act black, and, you know, they're trying to, you know, act like, you know, the dumb ridiculousness that was induced by the stupid rap that they listened to had some kind of significance, and it doesn't because they didn't even remember it.
They didn't even remember this crap.
So let me tell you something.
Don't battle witch with me.
You understand what I'm saying?
I'm ghost for Christ's sake.
I mean, not only, I mean, you have to think about this man right here.
All right?
The man that you are listening before you now.
You've got to listen about this man.
Not only does this man have just an uncanny ability to throw manly dominance around like it ain't shit.
I mean, you understand that my intellect and my ability to just, you know, completely verbally assault anybody at will is that of some kind of robotic machine.
You understand what I'm saying?
I mean, it's a shame that, you know, here I am on the internet talking to a bunch of, you know, no personality having Nimrods who call me up in an attempt to prank call me, and all they can do is sputter out sentence fragments, and they could only wish, they could only wish to be like this human specimen that's before them right now.
You understand what I'm saying?
And I say this to all males that are listening to me.
You better hope that your little speaker isn't loud enough so that your girl or your grandma or your mammy or any female within the vicinity is listening to my voice.
Because let me tell you something right now.
If they're listening, I guarantee you they're either putting a couple of fingers in their private parts, whacking their clitorises off like a windshield wiper out of whack, listening to some manly dominance finally being implemented in today's America right now, like it ain't crap.
All right?
I guarantee you right now that they're in some kind of a laundry room, they're putting their damn quads on the corner end of a spin cycle on the dryer, listening to the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
I guarantee it.
I guarantee it.
Anyway, folks, I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to get off Keystreet here.
All right?
646-652-4869 is the number to call here.
I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to mean for y'all to see that.
Let me get a drink here.
Another drink.
Jesus Christ.
French Swing and Internet Regulation00:02:34
We're supposed to be talking about the markets.
Obviously, we got sidetracked by some brothers who were unhappy that I made other brothers look lower than a leprechaun's nutsack as it relates to hip-hop and rap history.
And, you know, I know it's shocking to a lot of people of the urban persuasion that I know so much about rap and hip-hop.
But that should prove to all you ass clowns that I'm not a racist.
You know, all these slanderous lies about me on the internet saying that I'm a goddamn racist.
That should prove to you, sacks of crap, that I'm not.
I mean, how in the hell would I know about this crap?
I was some goddamn racist, you sack of crap.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, let's take some more calls.
Let me move into another subject matter.
You know, the president, all right, the president's out there in France right now visiting France and actually attending the G8 summit, which is the industrialized, industrialized nations of the world coming together to talk about economics, political matters, any kind of disputes, that sort of thing.
And one of the things they're talking about is the supposed Arab Spring that's happening throughout the Middle East.
You know, and another thing they're talking about is internet regulation.
That's right.
One of the focal points of the G8 summit is to possibly implement some type of internet regulation.
Can you believe this?
I want to hear from you.
You know, anyway, Obama, I'm sure he's fist bumping with Zarkozi.
And did you see Barack Obama next to Sarkozy, for Christ's sake?
Did you see this guy?
I mean, this guy, I mean, Obama looked like, you know, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, you know, trying to shake hands with Gary Coleman.
I mean, it was just pathetic.
I mean, pathetic.
I mean, I understand that the French, you know, they're not necessarily tall in that regard, but come on, man.
You know what I'm saying?
I mean, at least Kim Jung-il puts on those high heels in an attempt to add about four or five inches on his short ass.
I mean, what are you selling us here?
You know what I mean?
What are you selling us?
Not to mention that we're supposed to buy that this Zarkosi is nailing this, you know, what's this stupid model bitch that's supposed to be the first lady of France out there who said in some article that her and Zarkosi go to these like swinger clubs, you know?
Oh, yeah, you know how the French are like, oh, yeah, we go out, we go swing, and yeah, then they'll go out, they'll go swing, and oh, yeah.
Miami Cops and Party Chaos00:04:27
Yeah, you want to know why he's swinging, you want to know why these people are swinging?
Because it's her idea.
All right?
It's her idea to go out swinging.
It's not Zarkozi.
Zarkozi, you know, would be more than happy to be tagging that every time he can, but, you know, he's not.
So that's why they're swinging.
Anyway, sorry.
No offense, Zarkozi, you French croissant-eating bastard.
646-652-4869 is the number to call.
I want to hear from you.
I want to hear at least some kind of insight.
Something.
I want to hear from you.
Come on, boy.
We got 515.
What's up?
Yeah, my name is Ivan.
Jesus Christ.
Yeah, we can tell that your name's Ivan.
We can tell you're from some communist country.
It sounds like you've got some vitrollo that you're winding up on the goddamn spindle, and you just can't get enough winding crank.
I mean, I can just imagine you putting your goddamn phone up to the horn that comes out of the vitrollo for Christ.
Get this stupid.
Get out!
We got 786.
What's going on?
Hello, ghost.
Hey, how's it going?
Good, good.
I wanted to give you some insight.
We have, I'm calling from Miami, Florida, and I want to tell you about the urban party.
Got some urban pay-pop party going on this week, and it's disgusting down here.
Oh, man, I could imagine that's in Miami, Florida.
But yeah, go ahead and tell us about it.
Oh, it's it's incredible.
It's like they go on the streets and they have a big party and they drink and the patron.
Oh my god, and the cops have to break it off.
It's like it's all everything on the street.
It's like you can't park on the beach, you can't go to the beach, they shit on the streets.
Oh, man, are you getting a squat and you know, leaving turds in front of people's houses, and people complain and they leave the streets dirty?
Oh, my God.
I'm sure you're out there.
I'm sure you're out there right now for some kind of a vacation, right?
Trying to, you know, unwind.
No, no, I live here.
I live here.
I live here.
And I have to go away every year because of that.
Every year we go away and we go somewhere else because we can't, it's too much.
You can't park on the beach.
You can't go to the beach.
There's a lot of nudity.
There's drinking.
There's fights.
There's oh my god.
You have no clue.
It's so, so ghetto.
You know, I thought that, you know, Miami, Florida was the place to go at one point.
Remember Mr. Getting Jiggy Widet, you know, Fresh Prince of Bel Air?
This guy was out here talking about I'm going to Miami.
I mean, where's he going?
Where is he hanging out?
Miami's a great place, but you know what the thing is?
The thing is that instead of making it, if you want to go in here and make a hip-hop party and you want to make music and all that, it's cool, but it's just that people go down there and they get drunk and they get really nasty and there's fights and it's like really, really like low.
It's not like you're like if you go to a club and you dance hip-hop, it's just and then they shit on the streets and people are complaining because people have houses and kids there and children are watching that.
That is oh my god.
I mean what are they taking?
They're taking leaves and giving themselves a good wipe or something?
I mean I don't get it.
I mean how do you take a dump in the street?
There's not enough bathrooms for them to go.
The party's on the street.
The party is on the street and they drink, and then the drinking and the bottles and I'm telling you the cops are just like, oh my god, the cops just there ain't enough cops to handle that man.
So you know, the cops are just kind of letting it go on, I mean.
So you know it's.
Basically, I mean I don't know a lot of arrests.
There's a lot of, a lot of them get arrested and I'm telling you because I've never been to those parties, but I'm, I work at the airport, so when they're headed home they don't bring their IDs, they can't get on the airplane because they have no IDs to get on.
And then there's a lot of people don't tell me and don't, and don't tell me.
They do the oh man, I ain't got to do nothing, I ain't got to get my goddamn guy a packed phone, I ain't got to get my ID up in this.
Motherfucker, they do that right.
Healthcare Stocks Tanking Hard00:03:19
Yeah, you know it's.
I mean I'm just saying you know what I'm talking about.
I mean it's just, it's just rough to hear that.
You know, you just can't have civil society out here and people obey certain guidelines.
But you know hey, this is the new America that we're living in man little did I know though, that we're getting to the point where, in Miami Florida, that they're actually, you know, pinching loafs in the middle of the street.
I mean, and and you know to think about it, I'm sure most of them people are on liquid lunches anyway.
I mean, there's not that many people that are eating anything edible anymore, for Christ's sake.
Everybody's turning into a goddamn stick, so I could just imagine those are liquefied turds, you know so it's not even like.
You know.
Go ahead.
And it's funny you should mention that because I was going to ask you, what you would I mean, even though the market's a little unstable, what do you think?
Do you think we should invest in the market?
Or you think because I'm thinking about sticking some money in the market.
I took some money off, but I'm thinking about putting more money in.
Absolutely.
I mean, as a matter of fact, I mean, depending on how you want to invest, if you want to be there's two different ways of investing.
There's a bull and a bear.
A bear investor is somebody who invests money in a situation that is more secure, maybe going after dividends, going after modest gains for security.
But at the same time, if you wanted to put those securities up as collateral for a bank, so let's say you wanted to get a house or let's say you wanted to get a loan for some sort.
I mean, you know, the banks are more than willing to have stock as collateral.
That's why I always tell people: if you're going to invest in anything, invest in equities.
And if you don't know how to invest, if you don't know how to play the market for major capital, well, go into any of the Dow Jones industrial stocks that you like, and then just start purchasing it a little at a time, little at a time.
And before you know it, after one, two, three years, you may have $20,000, $30,000 in stock in a given blue chip.
And even though it hasn't made much per se in profit, the bank will use that as collateral and give you a nice loan.
Let's say if you want to make a business, let's say if you want to get a piece of property, let's say you want to make additions to your property, whatever the case, a car, so on and so forth.
So that's why I always encourage people to, even if you don't know about stocks, to go out there and participate in it.
You know what I mean?
Well, I know web stocks.
I had all the stocks in my company, and then I took them out because I wanted to go ahead and make a purchase.
But then I thought about going back because I was in I in the past I used to invest in the pharmaceutical company.
That's why I used to do the major investments.
Yeah, I invest in pharmaceuticals also, yeah.
But the health care, I don't know what's going on with health care because of all these reforms that Obama's doing.
I'm a little afraid of investing anywhere near health care.
Well.
Well, the healthcare and the health insurance stocks are just kind of tanked at this point.
I mean, they're pretty much oversold or overbought, excuse me.
I mean, I have some of them in the true capitalist portfolio.
And when I put them in, I mean, they've risen like 30% within the past three months.
Lucky Investors Take Calls00:04:46
So in my opinion, I think that they're a little topped out.
Sectors that I would start looking towards are the ones that have been beaten up recently in the retail sector because I think that you're going to start seeing profits here within the next six to eight months.
Because once again, we are seeing the retraction from people pulling back, not spending as much because of gas, because of high commodity prices, higher prices at the grocery store, so on and so forth.
So in my opinion, we're going to start seeing a rebound in this.
These people are not going to stop themselves from taking vacations, taking trips, so on and so forth.
So I would definitely look in there, look into some of these beaten-up tech stocks.
Remember, I think that we're seeing a possible tech boom here just by the initial public offering of LinkedIn going as high as it did.
I mean, we're talking about big time dot-com bubble like we're partying, like it's 1999.
So I mean, I would participate in some of that, you know, get some of that action.
Cool.
All right, Millay, thanks a lot for calling.
Man, do you want to give a plug or give a shout out to anybody?
Well, I just want to say hello to everyone out there, and I want to say that you have a good show out there.
You're very funny.
I just want to tell you, I had a call in, you know, you're very funny.
I laugh at all the things on your shows.
The only musician is going to get a chance, and it's hysterical, especially the trolls and all the butt stoppers that call you.
That's really funny the way you handle it.
It's hysterical.
I mean, we've got a whole bunch of internet butt stalkers up in here.
It's sick.
It's horrible.
We love so much at work, Coast.
We're like, this guy is incredible.
He handles it.
He must have some rating.
You have some rating, at least with us at work.
We all listen to you.
So you have some great rating with us.
Well, cool.
Well, thanks a lot for listening in.
And thanks a lot for calling, man.
You be cool, all right?
All right, baby.
All right.
Thanks a lot.
All right, man.
Once again, we're getting positivity.
Once again, for the True Capitalist Radio Show, not everybody is a dumbass milky liquor that's going to call up and sputter sentence fragments and be an internet butt stalker.
You know, we've got a lot of people out here who are loving the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
And, you know, once again, cheers to everybody who's loving True Capitalist Radio and cheers to everybody out there.
Let me go ahead and oh, yeah, that was pretty good.
Anyway, let's take another call.
506, what's going on?
Penis, triple crippling.
Are you referring to the operating system that I'm currently coding?
I think that you're actually referring.
I know, I don't know how this got out, but of course, this is the internet.
You understand?
This is the internet here.
I'm actually coding a new operating system that I am going to be releasing soon.
All right?
It's actually called Penix 2.0.
And let me tell you something right now.
It'll actually infect the viruses.
You know, so I mean, that's how elite it's going to be when it comes to just rejecting any kind of viri or any kind of infiltrations by utilizing any of these graphic user interface security holes, any of that other crap.
All right?
Peenix 2.0.
Let me go ahead and take another call here.
Who else we got?
We got 586.
What's up?
Hey, what's up?
This is Pierre Sleeve.
Another sentence fragment, Fruity Sound and Idiot, for Christ's sake, man.
I mean, we're.
I mean, can somebody please come with some kind of personality, man?
Please?
God damn it, man.
You know, it's something that I have to live with, you know, for the rest of my life here.
You know, I know I don't have too much long on this earth here, but I mean, for the remainder of it, I would like to at least meet a couple of souls that are walking around this mudball we call Earth and actually have some kind of personality that can spark some synapses in my brain, for instance.
You know what I'm saying?
I mean, you know, the whole reason why I do this show is because I don't have another show that I can listen to.
I'm actually my own biggest fan.
You know, I actually listen to, you know, my own show.
Feminine Voice Investment Advice00:05:29
You know, I mean, it's just how it is.
And there ain't no other person on the internet, on the radio, on TV, that provides the type of commentary, the type, the insight, the type of analysis that I provide on this internet, for Christ's sake.
You know what I'm saying?
As a matter of fact, you people should feel lucky right now.
Everybody who's listening to the sound of my voice should feel lucky.
They're participating in history right now.
You understand what I'm saying?
They're going to be reading about this radio show in the history books 100 years from now.
You understand what I'm saying?
This is the radio of record, baby.
This is the radio of record.
Anyway, 646-6524869 is the number to call here.
267, you're on the horn.
What's up?
Should I invest in T. Painsley?
I think that you should possibly invest in prophylactics so that no other kind of fruity bastard can reproduce with the same amount of femininity that you have in your voice.
Is that all right?
Yeah, I know.
I love being feminine.
I mean, why do you like being feminine, for Christ's sake?
I mean, you like giving up your booty hole to like 15 and a half inch John Holmes sausages or something?
Yeah, I like to take dicks and a plus.
Why?
I mean, what is it about it that you like?
I mean, explain, you know?
It's just a feeling of the throbbingness that you just achieved.
It's just a new feeling I've never feel before.
A throbbingness?
Is that even a word, son?
Throbbingness?
Yeah, throbbingness.
Well, no, seriously, I mean, is it the fact that the meat, once it goes into your can, it milks your prostate or something?
What does it do?
I'm just asking.
It fucking milks my prostate?
What the hell is that?
How does it milk your prostate?
I'm just saying, I'm just asking a question.
You're the one calling up saying, oh, yeah, I like getting up the booty and acting like some goddamn Woody Ellen butt loving fruit bowl.
I'm just asking, what's the point?
I mean, you know, what's the goddamn reasoning of you putting a human flesh flute up your poop chute?
The human flesh flute?
What the hell is that?
Yeah, Jesus Christ.
How old are you, son?
How old are you?
Twelve.
Twelve?
Yeah, Jesus Christ.
Get this sick son of a bitch.
Get him off.
Jesus Christ.
I mean, do you see what I'm saying here, folks?
I mean, this is how unoriginal and stupid these people are.
You know what I mean?
They actually think that if they call up and say these ridiculous, wannabe, shocking things, all right?
I mean, you ain't going to shock nobody here at the True Capitalist Radio broadcast, not to mention that you better bring your A game, you know, or you're going to be stumbling over your own tongue like that stupid fruity bastard did there in the last call.
Let's go ahead and continue going.
848, what's up?
Hey, what's up?
I've got a question.
I have a social economy.
Go for it.
So you run your video shut up and you talk about this.
How do you find those houses?
I can't understand you.
Can you speak a little clearly?
How do you find the three hours a day that you need to trip off the closet for the computer screen on the phone?
No, I'll explain to you perfectly.
First of all, once it hits 3 o'clock out here in Austin, Texas, the markets close, all right?
I start this broadcast here at 4 o'clock Austin, Texas time.
And, you know, 4 o'clock is basically the cutoff time when I conduct business.
You know what I'm saying?
I mean, I usually keep up to date with the brick-mortar businesses that I have.
You know, I have a couple of real estate ventures that I partake in, but I've actually got management companies dealing with them.
You know, I'm actually just here in my office here in Austin, Texas, trading futures, trading stocks, taking some of the liquidity that I'm getting from day trading and putting them into long-term opportunities for Christ's sake.
So once I'm done with that, I start drinking.
You know what I'm saying?
Because I'm still working technically.
I mean, this is what I'm doing.
I mean, you know, I'm not just doing this for my health.
Putting this down as I'm working.
I'm doing this into my office.
I'm using my office computer.
I'm using an office phone.
I mean, so technically, you sitting here calling me, acting like some stupid, half-witted sentence fragment sputtering jerk off is actually getting me paid.
So, what you're talking about?
One more question.
I have one more question.
I don't give a shit about your question.
I'm asking you, what do you think about that?
What do you think that, you know, your little stupid layman sentence fragment sputtering piece of garbage that you're sitting there doing, you actually think you're getting your rocks off doing?
I'm sitting over here getting paid on it, baby.
What do you think about that?
I was like the creation of a simple on the guy.
Of course, of course, you're going to sputter out some stupid, dumb, imbecilic anime reference or some ridiculous, pathetic, regurgitated nonsense that you heard on the internet, and that's the extent of your mental capacity.
Patriot Act and Capitalist Freedom00:16:01
That's really unfortunate.
I just owned your ass.
I'm just, I get tired of owning these simpletons, man.
I mean, and what's unfortunate is that these idiots can't get, I mean, they have no shame that even if they're humiliated to the point where they just look completely pathetic, pathetic.
They don't care.
They love it.
You know what I mean?
I mean, you know, depravity and the ability to demean somebody is gone.
I mean, you know, these people have no integrity any longer.
It's sick.
It's sad.
You know what I mean?
Jesus Christ.
Let me move on to the next subject matter.
We were talking about how the president, you know, President Obama is attending the GH summit in France.
They're talking about all kinds of economic matters.
It's the eight industrial nations of the world coming together, talking about certain economic disputes, political disputes, possibly working economic deals, that sort of thing.
But I'm going to move on to another subject matter that's near and dear to my particular heart here is the Patriot Act extension.
Believe it or not, the Patriot Act is set to expire at midnight tonight.
So we got these goddamn lawmakers in Washington, D.C. trying to scramble to see whether or not they can add some more totalitarianism to it or try to hopefully get it not passed at 12 a.m. tonight.
Because I don't think that we need the Homeland Security Act.
I mean, I think that it infringes upon at least capitalist personal freedoms.
I could give a crap about the masses.
I'm worried about the capitalists.
I'm worried about the capitalist personal freedoms and their liberties for Christ's sake.
And let me tell you, I don't think that the Homeland Security Act should be applicable to capitalists.
You know?
I mean, and cheers to that, as a matter of fact.
I want to hear from you.
What do you think about it?
All right, let me go ahead and take a swig of this Johnny Walker blue label out there.
And by the way, if you happen to be so-called Poe in America and you're pissed off that I'm sipping on a $400 bottle of scotch, my ass bleeds for you, okay?
Let me go ahead and take a sip of this here.
Anyway, I want to hear from you.
What do you think about the Patriot Act set to expire at midnight tonight?
You got the idiots in Washington right now, these power-hungry autocrats debating on whether or not they're going to extend it.
As a matter of fact, Rand Paul, which is Ron Paul's son, got called out by Harry Scary Reed, believe it or not.
All right?
Harry Scary Reed, Mr. Cowboy Poetry himself, the Senate Majority Leader, actually called out Rand Paul and said, you know, if you don't pass the Homeland Security Act, you're for terrorism.
And I think that Rand Paul is for terrorism because he's against the Patriot Act.
I mean, can you believe this crap?
I mean, Harry Reid called Rand Paul for terrorism.
I mean, he called him a pro-terrorist.
Can you believe this crap?
I mean, that's how sick it's getting out there right now as we speak.
All right?
Right now, as we speak in Washington, that's what they're doing.
I mean, they're calling each other pro-terrorists out there.
They're calling Rand Paul of all people.
Rand Paul.
Anyway, let's take some calls here.
646-652-4869.
We got 609 on the horn.
What's up?
Hey, ghost.
How's it going, man?
How's it going?
Just to take you off topic for a little bit, man.
I want to know why you deal with the people on the internet, man.
Like, why do you even mess around with all these trolls and little boys that play around and do all this other crazy stuff on the internet, man?
What do you get out of it?
What are you talking about?
I mean, I've got a whole legion of these people that are loyal to me.
I mean, you know, I'm deep inside the parents' children that'll betray them in my name.
What are you talking about?
I mean, like, you know, you come on air and, you know, you know, you're going to get trolls sometimes.
And all these niggers and other people, you know, they just act as stupid over the phone, man.
They just act stupid over the phone.
Why do you take this, man?
Why don't you, you know, just sometimes it's not even answered from this.
I want to hear what you have to say about a lot of stuff.
And, you know, I agree.
You know, believe me, I understand.
And, you know, I try to provide commentary.
I try to do what I do here.
But, you know, what I'm trying to do when answering these calls is show the listener that this is an audio fragment of not only America, but of the world.
You know, I mean, this is not fake.
I mean, this is an actual representation of the world here.
And, you know, I know there's a lot of people that get a little upset.
They're like, why do you even bother?
These people are, you know, pieces of garbage, whatever the case might be.
But this is it.
And believe it or not, for all the ones that are out here trying to make jackasses of me, you know, putting those ridiculous YouTube videos about me and spreading slanderous lies on forum posts and blogs, there's a lot of young people that are actually listening, man.
I mean, believe it or not, I mean, I get positive responses from young people, not just here in America, but I got some people in the UK.
I got people in India, Iran, Australia.
You know, I mean, I can name the countries that listen in throughout the world that are actually being influenced by the capitalist commentary that's being put forth here on this broadcast.
And that's why I continue doing what I'm doing.
Yeah, man.
I feel you, man.
I don't always listen to you, ghosts.
But when I do, man, you always see some real stuff, man.
You always put everything in perspective.
You make me realize how bullshit the government is and how they fucking up and all this stuff.
Excuse my language, ghosts.
Excuse my language.
Don't worry about it.
Go ahead, man.
Yeah, man.
The government's just like, it's crazy, man.
All this other stuff.
And what's the, what's that supposed to expire at midnight?
I heard you talk about it a little bit earlier.
Yeah, the Patriot Act, man.
The Patriot Act.
The Patriot Act, man.
What's up with that?
I mean, like, isn't that like a mainstay?
I mean, can't, like, isn't that something we're supposed to hold on to as a country?
You know, be proud in our laws.
Whoa, Like Black Rob said.
Like, whoa, whoa.
Wait a second there, brother.
All right.
Let me tell you something right now.
The Patriot Act is not what you think it is.
It's not something that we're all holding dear, like we're all patriotic and, you know, singing God.
I mean, we're not, we're not doing, that's not what this is about.
The Patriot Act is a totalitarian reach into our personal freedoms.
All right.
I mean, you know, with all due respect, sir, that's what it is.
I mean, it was enacted after 9-11 when everybody was kind of bamboozled by the attacks that everybody saw.
Everybody was a little taken back by it, to say the least.
And in my personal opinion, I think that we need to get rid of the Patriot Act.
I think that we need to get rid of any of these totalitarian laws that are geared towards, specifically, in my view, the capitalists, the individuals that are funding the government.
And the Patriot Act is not some kind of sacred thing that we got to put the flag on a huge 180-foot pole and we're popping fireworks for old glory.
Oh, yeah, that's not what it is, man.
I mean, it's a serious subject matter that can have the government come into your house at any point in time for any reason.
Even if, like, let's say your old lady said, all she got to do is make a call saying that you're doing something nefarious in a terroristic manner, and you can have the feds knocking down your door, man.
Really?
Yeah, that's the Patriot Act.
That's a whole brand new thing, man.
Like, I didn't even realize.
I mean, like, so, you know, if I was just going about my business, you know, working like, you know, I'm supposed to be doing, trying to live for myself, you know, and, you know, somebody just came around and it was like, you know, I think he's up to no good.
I think he's just doing something that's not supposed to be done.
I mean, I could have my whole privacy just infiltrated like that.
I could just have everything that I have in my house out there for everybody to see.
Are you kidding me?
I mean, you know, under the Patriot Act, I mean, if you read it, I mean, if you are deemed by whoever, whatever bureaucratic institution that is going to deem you a terrorist or a threat to America's national security, you know, they can basically just throw out habeas corpus.
They can throw out the, you know, constitutional search and seizures amendment.
They can throw out all this stuff, just go into your home, snag you under the Patriot Act.
They don't have to give you a trial.
They can jail you for indefinite amount of time.
I mean, there's a lot of things in the Patriot Act that gives this government, this bureaucratic institutionalist government, the right to do things to American people that shouldn't even be possible.
But anyway, I want to thank you very much there, brother man, for calling up, for Christ's sake.
I really appreciate the positive response.
I know there's a lot of people out here that try to say that I'm some kind of a racist, you know, that I'm some kind of a goddamn grand dragon because, you know, I have a little bit of racial humor going on.
And lo and behold, I'm David Duke, for Christ's sake, with a goddamn hood on my head because I'm saying a couple of things that aren't politically correct.
It's stupid.
Anyway, 630, what's up?
Hey, Gus.
I just want to know how you felt about your part in Modern Warfare 2 when you got shot in the head.
How did it make you feel?
One second.
Shut up, you stupid gaming asshole, for Christ's sake.
All right.
All right, look, PlayStation 3 is never going to be the same, idiot.
All right?
All right.
It's never going to be the same.
And, you know, I know that y'all idiots want to go to Xbox 360, but y'all heard the damn update.
You know what I mean?
The update was, I don't even want to talk about it.
You know as well as I know.
All right.
Anyway, let me continue going.
403, you're on the horn.
What's up?
Oh, is this me?
Yeah, it's you, man.
What's up?
Oh, hey, I just want to say I completely agree with you with that Patriot Act, Shindig there.
It was absolutely.
We need to just let it expire and if the lawmakers need some kind of tool for terrorism, well, let's just gear it towards the terrorist and not towards the American people.
Completely, dude, like it it created a lot of racism and created a lot of fear, which Deal Olipple said.
I myself am not American, I'm Canadian, but I just tuned into your radio.
You stupid idiot.
Get out of here!
Get that Canadian bacon ass off!
Get out of here!
Get your idiot ass out of here!
I don't want to hear some idiot from Canada give their opinion on the Patriot Act for Christ's sake.
I mean, do you give a crap about anybody from Canadia sitting here talking garbage about the Patriot Act for Christ's sake?
I mean, let me tell you something.
And I know there's people out there who hate on me because I talk garbage about people from Canadia.
All right?
I understand this.
I understand I've got capitalists that are in Canadia.
I understand this.
And I'm sorry.
But once again, I will never forget, never forget.
After 9-11, there was a damn hockey game in Canadia between, I don't know, I'm not a hockey fan.
I think it's a stupid sport.
But, you know, there was a hockey game in Canada like three or four days after 9-11.
And it was against an American team visiting in Canadia.
And what happened?
Well, the Canadian national anthem, you know, came about, so on and so forth.
And then when it came down time to announce the, you know, the American national anthem or broadcast, the American national anthem, for Christ's sake, do you know what these idiot Canadians did?
These Canadians booed the American national anthem.
They booed the American national anthem several days after 9-11, for Christ's sake.
And they had no shame about it.
They had no freaking shame, for Christ's sake.
And I have yet to hear any apology or any kind of remorse from any Canadian after that.
You stupid milky liquors from Canada.
Go shove a freaking moose antler up your ass for all I can care.
I mean, you understand what I'm saying?
And I know that there's capitalists in Canadia.
Get the hell out of there.
All right?
If you're a real capitalist, get the hell out of there.
Anyway, 646-652-486.
Hey, it's nothing.
It's nothing.
It happened.
It happened.
I saw it.
I saw it.
Goddamn Canadian bacon maple leaf up the ass having Tom Green one-ball loving piece of crap.
Anyway, I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to have that as a diatribe about people from Canadia, but once again, I just, you know, this is an American issue, and I want to talk to Americans about the Patriot Act here.
We're going to move on to another subject matter here in a second.
But once again, I just don't want to, you know, I just don't want to talk about it.
Anyway, let me take another caller here.
239, what's up?
Hey, do they call you ghosts in Chizz all the time?
What?
Do you call you?
Yeah, you sputtering, stumbling, dumbass, imbecilic idiot.
All right, why don't you talk like a man?
If you're going to call up and say something, why don't you talk clearly, you know, and articulately, and not like you're just Like some lazy-brained bastard.
You know, you got one of those relaxed brains, you know, not to quote Rocky Balboa, but you have one of them relaxed brains.
You know, you go with a relaxed brain, you know what I mean?
You know, everybody else, they dig up my dummy, you know what I mean?
Because I don't know the big words, you know what I mean?
You know, we're my angry.
Andrew!
Give me a break.
Jesus Christ.
I'm just trying here, folks.
You know what I mean?
254, what's up?
Hey, I was reading on your page, and it said something about the Asian government making prisoners play World of Warcraft.
Yeah, we're going to get to that in a minute there, gamer fruit bowl.
All right.
You just wait.
I know that you gamers are just waiting like, what?
There's games involved?
Would you just pipe your horses down, all right?
Asian Prisoners Play Warcraft00:15:36
Anyway, we're four minutes into the second hour of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
And, of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
And once again, folks, I want to thank you for tuning in with me.
Of course, this is the hardest working man in show business and in the financial world.
Episode number 96.
And before we get into anything else, please don't be a milky liquor.
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Spread it around like wildfire.
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Let everybody know we're in affected in the house here.
Anyway, we were talking about how the lawmakers in Washington, D.C. right now are debating the extension of the Patriot Act.
The Patriot Act expires at midnight tonight, and I think it should expire and go into the history books as far as I'm concerned.
The Patriot Act should go into the history books.
But I doubt that's going to happen.
So we're probably going to see some more incremental totalitarianism.
And of course, the American people aren't going to care.
So let's continue going, shall we?
We got Jack Russell on the horn.
Jack Russell.
Who else we got here?
We got 786.
What's up?
You're taking too long.
We got John Hammersmith.
What's up?
How are you, sir?
How are you doing, man?
I like rape.
Have you ever seen a sex act on a cat?
Are you still a virgin?
Jesus.
Stupid soundboard jerk off having wish that you had a personality.
Got to rip off Chris Hansen's personality.
Having ass-tickling, pedophile-looking piece of milky-licking cornboy crap.
We got 111 on the horn.
What's up?
Oh, say, can you see?
And no lulls, and that was lame.
351, what's up?
Yeah, you're taking too long, you milky liquor.
We got 447.
What's going on?
America is gay.
Jesus Christ.
I'm telling you, you see these no personalities here, folks?
I can't make this up.
All right?
I cannot make this up for Christ's sake.
I know.
This is horrible.
This is horrible.
People are like, boo.
I mean, hey, I know, man.
I wish that these prank callers had a little bit more personality for Christ's sake, man.
You know what I mean?
I wish they had some kind of personality, too.
I mean, I can only kick losers' asses so much.
You know what I'm saying?
Anyway, let me see who else we got going on over here.
505.
Well, we called on that milky liquor.
425, what's going on?
Piece of crap.
Take that stupid communist crap off of there.
920, you're on the horn.
Yeah.
Hello?
Hello?
Hey, can you do me a favor?
Hey, dude, I think you put us in the party line, dude.
I want you to pull my balls over my dick so it looks like a bullfrog.
Oh, wait a minute.
Hold on, hold on.
I think it's time, folks.
You know what time it is, right?
It's time to play guest the minority.
It's time to play guest the minority here.
We're trying to figure out.
There's a three or four idiots back there.
I know.
I won't imagine there's like multiculture going on back there.
Hey, 920.
920.
Are you there?
Oh, don't hang on.
Oh, come on.
Oh, come on.
I mean, you see, why do minorities go away whenever I want to play that game?
You know what I'm saying?
Why do they go away when I want to play that game for Christ's sake?
It makes me sick to my stomach that I'm sitting over here want to play a game, and they're the ones calling my show.
They're the ones implementing havoc on my show here, and nobody wants to play the goddamn game.
I mean, it's stupid.
It's sick.
It pisses me off.
Anyway, we got who else we got here?
506, what's up?
Hey, how's it going?
How's it going?
Nothing much.
Just playing with my Peter Pupper.
Yeah, you sound like it for Christ's sake.
No fatherly influence, huh?
No, my parents broke up when I was just a little guy.
Jesus Christ, you can tell you stayed little, too, for Christ's sake.
Let me guess.
Your mom didn't feed you red meat because she was too busy getting sloppy drunk at happy hour, right?
Oh, no.
My mom's a fucking counselor at school.
Can I eat plunging?
She's a counselor at a school?
Why can't she counsel you into some manly dominance instead of sounding like some idiot that just got shitted out of Adam Lambert's excrement?
Well, I can show you manly dominance.
This could get physical, you know.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Oh, yeah, I'm really scared.
You know, you sound really threatening.
You know that?
I'm shaking in my balls right now.
You know that?
Come on, why don't you sound off, man?
All right?
Why don't you give me your war cry?
All right?
Come on.
Give me your war cry.
Ah!
Give me your war cry.
Come on.
Jesus Christ, you sick son of a bitch.
Get this in a moment.
I mean, I'm not joking.
This is America, man.
This is America, man.
I cannot make this up.
I cannot make this up, man.
I just.
This is disgusting, man.
This is just horrible.
This is just.
Where's my drink?
Give me a drink.
Jesus Christ.
Give me a goddamn drink up in here.
Oh, man.
Some good Johnny Walker blue label, baby.
Let's see what else we got.
We got 920 on the horn.
What's up?
You there?
Yes, sir.
You are a cool man.
Yeah, well, thanks.
What'd you got to say, man?
I want to say hi.
Another fruit bowl, for Christ's sake.
No false answer.
Fuck you, man.
Fuck you.
No.
So now you're going to say the F-word, and that's going to, what, what, bring you manly dominance brownie points out?
Oh, don't go away.
Don't hang on.
Come on, man.
How are you going to sit here and talk garbage to me and then run away and hang up?
I don't understand why.
Why do people do that?
I mean, you think you got the balls to call me.
You got the balls to sit here and flap your little milly mouth in the wind talking garbage to me over a goddamn telephone line.
You would think that you'd sit there and be able to give some kind of a rebuttal, but unfortunately, that's not the case because of the simplistic America that we live in, for Christ's sake.
You know what I mean?
We're sitting over here heading towards an election.
And I'm sick of all these politicians that are running for re-election or an election campaign.
I'm sick and tired of these idiots.
You know what I mean?
They have these stupid dumbass slogans like, ah, we're taking America back.
Ah, we're taking our country back and bringing back America and all this other crap.
Why don't we get down to the root of the problem?
I mean, why doesn't a real serious candidate come out and tell us how it is?
You know what I mean?
I mean, you know, a campaign slogan like, screw the American public.
The public sucks.
You know, the public's the problem.
You know, what isn't there a politician out there that is serious about getting to the issues that affect this country and say what it is.
All right.
It's the American public.
They're more worried about voting for Scotty McQuery on American Idol and giving him 100 million votes than they are worried about the assholes that are out here incrementally putting totalitarianism on us throughout the country.
Stupid.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, we're supposed to be talking about these lawmakers, these power-hungry autocrats in Washington, D.C. right now.
They're debating whether or not they should extend the goddamn Patriot Act.
And let me tell you, the Patriot Act ends at midnight tonight, and I think that they should let it expire, and they should put it in the history books as far as I'm concerned.
They're going to put it in the goddamn history books.
Anyway, we got Area Code 239.
What's going on?
Hey, you hung up on me before.
I'm sorry that my phone's all muffled.
Can you hear me now?
Yeah, we can hear you now.
What's up?
I just want to know: do they call you ghosts because you get can?
Yeah, shut up.
You sound like a candy ass, and you sound like too fruity to be on this broadcast.
214, what's up, man?
Hey, can you hear me?
Shove it up, your ass.
We've got 504.
What's up?
Hey, is this me?
Yeah, it's you.
Are you?
I've been listening to your show for the past few minutes now, and I'll start with some libertarianism.
So when you're going to get to capitalism now, do you even know what that is?
You stupid, silly bastard.
Do you even know what capitalism is for Christ's sake?
All right.
I mean, you've only been listening for a couple of minutes.
All right.
I'll tell you what.
All right.
I'll tell you what.
I know you're 14.
I know you're a little, I know you're a little peach-fuzzed, 14-year-old little bastard, all right?
I was discussing capitalism at the beginning of the show here.
At this point in time, I'm talking about the Patriot Act because it's an issue in today's America, you stupid little snot-nosed little piece of garbage.
Not to mention that you're 14 years old, and you still sound like some stupid fruity pansy, for Christ's sake.
I mean, we got transsexuals that sound manlier than you, for Christ's sake.
I mean, when are you where balls are going to drop to the bottom and you're going to actually talk to me with some confidence, for Christ's sake, instead of sounding like some s stupid two-bit whiny bed-witting liberal.
All right?
All right, come at me with some goddamn substance there, boy.
If not, get on it.
Get get off my show.
Turn off my show and go suck on mommy's taint.
All right.
Fuck off, dude.
That's what I thought.
Stumbling over your own tongue.
You want to know why you can't think of anything 504?
Because your father wasn't in your life.
Am I right?
Am I right?
No, he was.
He went to war.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah?
Oh, yeah, right.
Whatever.
Are you kidding me?
Give me a break.
Get this idiot out of me.
You make me sick for Christ's sake.
Don't compare me to a libertarian again.
All right.
I'm a capitalist.
Could give a crap about this idea of political romanticism out here.
All right.
I worry about what's going to make my pocket fatter.
But, you know, at the same time, a certain element of being prosperous is having economic and personal freedoms to expand in prosperity.
And when you have the government interfering with that potential prosperity is ridiculous.
209, what's up?
Is that me?
Yeah, it's you.
What's up?
Let's just fucking talk about the Patriot Act.
What's with all these little fuckers?
Well, this is America.
This is a glimpse of America here.
That's what it is.
A glimpse of America.
You could just take them all and go in an unmarked van and then rape them.
Yeah, you sick son of a bitch.
Let me take your number down.
I'll put you in the list, by the way.
All right.
Yeah, that's what I thought.
Too bad.
I still got your number, asshole.
Who else we got?
270, what's up?
Hey, ghost.
All right.
Yesterday, you talked about it.
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Obviously, you're on a 3G network.
All right, so stop moving around and get your signal straight and say it again.
You're coming in all staticky.
Go ahead.
You're cutting in and out.
Oh, my apologies.
Can you hear me right now?
Yeah, we can hear you.
Go ahead.
Okay, John Edwards, you were mentioning yesterday.
I mean, he's paying off this girl to make her keep quiet.
That is the essence of politics in America.
If you have the money and you fuck up, you pay off people.
No, no, I agree with that.
I agree.
But he wasn't using his own money.
This guy's got $400 million in his bank account, and he was using campaign contributions to shut this bimbo up.
I mean, that's how greedy this son of a bitch was.
I completely agree with you.
I mean, if you want somebody to shut their mouth, you put some money in their face and shut them up.
But it's got to come out of your dime.
It's got to come out of your pocket.
All right.
I mean, this idiot, dumbass John Edwards over here utilized campaign contribution.
Do you understand what that is, son?
Yes, I do.
I just can't understand why you leave a paper trail with his own campaign money to pay off his.
Yeah, yeah.
Switch the subject.
All right.
Give me a break.
Who else we got?
718.
What's up?
Hey, Ghost.
Honestly, I don't really care about the Patriot Act.
All right.
Well, why not?
It doesn't really affect me.
You know, like, what are they going to find in my email address?
I don't have shit to look through.
And I think, honestly, they have better time to do than look at, like, average fucking people and check my emails.
And they're not even finding...
Well, you don't understand.
They don't have to check your email.
All they got to do is run scanners through everything that's going through the bandwidth supply.
And all they got to do is throw some key words out there to throw you under some kind of a red flag category to have you under surveillance.
Believe me, I've been under that surveillance.
I've seen ice cream trucks outside my house when I used to live in Leander outside in the middle of winter, for Christ's sake.
And I agree that if people really don't have anything much to hide and they believe in obeying the laws of the land, they shouldn't have anything to worry about.
But at the same time, they're talking about taking things like speech as interpreted as terrorist acts and threats to national security.
And I think that once you start regulating speech and thoughts, which this ambiguous language that's written in the Patriot Act, that's basically what it does, can make people political prisoners in their own societies.
Pay Bills vs. Government Spying00:06:34
And I just think that we just need to let it expire.
I mean, this isn't catching terrorists, you know?
Yeah, I think it will expire.
I'm just saying I'm worried more about things like the economy, for one, because I'm worried about how I'm going to pay my bills, not how the government is spying on me, because that's a little paranoid, you know?
And I remember you.
Well, okay, okay, well, what's wrong?
What's wrong with you not paying your bill?
How come you can't pay your bills?
Oh, no, I'm not saying I can't pay my bills.
I'm just thinking, you know, is America going to stay an economic superpower once, you know, 10 years from now?
Well, obviously it's not.
But, you know, what do you mean, you know, how I'm going to pay your bills?
If you're paying your bills, well, then shouldn't you have an element of political responsibility to understand what's going on as it relates to your personal liberties?
Yeah, it's a good point.
But, you know, fixing the recession, getting it back on track, that's what I'm worried about.
Okay.
Well, what's your views on that?
You're saying that.
Well, what's your interpretation?
I mean, do you think that Obama's doing a good job?
If he's not doing a good job, what do you think he should be doing?
Even though I'm a liberal, I don't think Obama's doing a good job.
So what should he have done?
What should he have done to curb this recession?
Well, for one, I think the AIG bailouts and stuff, that wasn't the right thing to do.
I think.
Well, that's pretty easy to point out.
But obviously, what else?
I mean, you know, you're a liberal.
I mean, obviously, if you're a liberal, you're for government spending.
What government spending initiatives, in your eyes, would have fulfilled the rebound of this recession?
I think that's pretty easy.
That's military spending, NASA, right there.
Two things that should be cut.
Oh, well, I agree with NASA, but why military spending?
I mean, are you looking at how destabilized the world is?
There's a destabilized world going on, and the last thing we need is some megalomaniac like Hitler or Stalin to come up again and take on the whole world in its own egotistical means, for Christ's sake.
I mean, you know, what we need is we need an order of the world that understands that we can no longer be, you know, nationalist and auto-determined human beings that are submitting ourselves to primitive theocracies and primitive boundaries and this idea of culturalism and political romanticism.
I mean, we have to realize that this idea of being able to save everybody, you know, that every human being is God's special creature is nonsense.
I mean, that's how you feel as a liberal, right?
You feel that we need to feed everybody, we need to do this and that.
Am I correct?
No, not at all.
I know people.
Listen, I live across the street from the food stamps office over here in New York.
And I see people drive cars, park them, and get out to get.
Well, I'm a liberal because, you know, I was like other stuff, I think.
Yeah, just get this idiot off for Christ's sake.
You understand?
I try.
I try to, you know, have a conversation with people trying to get some kind of response out of assholes.
And this is what I get for Christ's sake, man.
He's a liberal, but he doesn't like food stamp recipients.
I mean, isn't it the basis of liberalism for Christ's sake?
You know, isn't it the whole basis of it that, oh, I think that every human being deserves to be fed and to be housed and to be clothed and to be, and to have a special someone and have an education and all that crap.
I mean, isn't that the basis of being a goddamn liberal for Christ's sake?
And what I'm saying is that being a liberal is actually destroying the world.
I mean, you know, I do not think that, you know, saving every human being is, you know, somehow a feasible nor a responsible way of approaching the human equation.
All right?
I mean, I think it's ridiculous that we feel as human beings so pompous that we have to, you know, what, preserve every useless human being on this planet?
Absolutely not.
And that's why capitalism provides the mechanism necessary to separate those that are going to be productive and those that are just going to be detriments to society.
You know, those that are actually going to contribute and those that are going to be moochers to society.
And this is why I, as well as everybody that, well, not everybody, but most people that listen to this broadcast and everybody that's a part of the capitalist army, we advocate capitalism throughout the international community because it's time to start separating ourselves from this idea of political romanticism, this idea that we have to embrace every single human being as God's special creature.
I mean, look, let's be honest.
All right, there are a good portion of the majority of the masses throughout the international community that are contributing nothing.
They're contributing nothing but turning perfectly good food into shit.
All right?
That's the extent of it.
That's all.
And it makes me sick to my stomach that you've actually still got these liberals out here utilizing the simpletons that are the masses and rabble-rousing them up and getting them into riot-filled hysteria and making them jeopardize the integrity of civility just so that they can fulfill their megalomania, so they can fulfill some egotistical cult of personality fetish of one asshole.
And it makes me sick.
And that's why I'm saying, folks, we can no longer continue to pacify this idea of political romanticism.
Our world cannot survive this.
We cannot sustain the natural resources that grow naturally from this earth by continuing to somehow house and feed and clothe every human being alive on this planet.
And it makes me sick that you people actually try to call me up and provide this type of an issue.
They provide debate for the issue of political romanticism, for Christ's sake.
Illegal Immigrants and Entitlements00:15:00
So anyway, 646-652-4869.
Let me move on to another subject matter, all right?
We've got the Supreme Court now giving states the authority.
The Supreme Court ruled today that they're going to give states the authority to act against illegal immigrants.
And now the states can act on businesses employing illegal immigrants.
And I'm sure that every bureaucratic municipality, every bureaucratic state, you know, law enforcement is going to go after every business that has some kind of illegal immigrant activity or internet or illegal immigrant affiliation, so to speak.
And in my personal opinion, I think that's it's just terrible.
You know, I think it's just unbelievably terrible that we're sitting out here pursuing illegal immigrants when, let's be honest, they're the only ones working.
I mean, all the American, well, not all the American, but most of the American population are just, you know, for lack of a better term, sitting on their fat, jelly asses collecting all the entitlements that are available for all the losers in this country, for Christ's sake.
I mean, that's what they're doing.
All right, I mean, I'm not joking for Christ's sake.
It's what they're doing, for Christ's sake.
It makes me sick.
I speak about it every single day on this program.
But once again, it falls on deaf ears, folks.
It falls on deaf ears.
And I think it's sad that everybody just feels that, oh, we're going to blame the illegal immigrant for taking away my job.
No, there's jobs out here, asshole.
You just don't want to do them.
You just think that you're worth more than you are.
And the illegal immigrants coming into this country and working below minimum wage, below minimum wage.
Remember, these immigrants aren't working for minimum wage.
They're working below minimum wage.
All right?
And they're accepting this money and they're actually stacking their chips below minimum wage.
They're working 15-hour days to the point where they're actually becoming a consumer base in this country.
And if you don't believe me, you look at any sporting event, ass clowns, any sporting event, you're going to see a Mexican Spanish-based commercial that's purely in Spanish.
You know, like Takate or, you know, one of these Spanish beers or, you know, you'll even see some of these corporate giants out here advertise in football games, basketball games, purely in Spanish.
And that's because, believe it or not, you've actually got the Mexican illegal immigrant contingent in this country an actual bigger economic consumer influence than the losers in America today.
And I think it's a disgrace that the Supreme Court is going to allow the states and the municipalities across America to go out and take away a good portion of the working force.
If anything, we need to allow these people to become citizens.
We need to give them amnesty.
And I guarantee you, we give these illegal immigrants amnesty and they start paying taxes.
They start getting credit lines.
They start buying houses.
They start buying cars.
We're going to start seeing a little bit of an increase as far as entrepreneurs, as far as business owners are concerned, when it comes to their bottom line.
Because these stupid Americans ain't buying Jack.
You know?
These dumbass Americans ain't buying nothing.
You know what they're buying?
They're using their goddamn entitlement money.
And, well, hell, I mean, they've already sang a goddamn welfare carol about it for Christ's sake.
You know what I mean?
I mean, it's every goddamn first of the month, it's like this.
It's like they wake up in the morning.
It's first of the month, right?
It's like, yeah, first of the month coming.
Yeah.
Wake up, wake up, wake up.
This is the first time I'm wake up.
I mean, do you understand what I'm saying?
Get it off.
Do you understand what I'm saying, folks?
I mean, they're singing welfare carols.
And in that song, what do they say they're spending their money on?
Oh, 40 ounces.
Oh, you know, they're spending their money on Philly Blunts and, you know, on all these narcotics and drugs and that sort of thing.
This is what they're spending their money on.
They're not out there consuming.
I mean, have you gone to a Walmart, you know, anywhere?
I mean, let me tell you, I don't go to Walmarts much.
The only time I go to Walmart is when I'm taking road trips in Texas.
You know, on the weekends, I take a lot of road trips all over Texas.
And, you know, occasionally, you know, you pass a Walmart because you've got to get some goods, that sort of thing.
I mean, if you go to a goddamn Walmart, all right, I mean, they don't have dick for meat selection, for any kind of goddamn any kind of food selection whatsoever.
But if you go by their beer department, oh, my God, if you go by their beer department, I mean, you know, they got beer galore.
I mean, I bought an 18-pack of goddamn MGD for $10.
$10 for an 18-pack of MGD.
But if I wanted a goddamn apple or some fruit for Christ's sake, it was $1.50 an apple, huh?
Great.
You know?
$1.29 for a pear, for Christ's sake.
And then we wonder why the Poe in America aren't going out and getting the healthy foods, huh?
Liberals?
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, I want to hear from you.
The Supreme Court gives states more authority to act against illegal immigrants.
Remember, when I was a conservative, I was against illegal immigration.
But now that I'm a capitalist, I see their value.
You know, they're a lot more valuable than these loser American people that are just collecting unemployment for 99 weeks and pissing and moaning about my kids, baby.
My kids.
I got to feed my kids.
Jesus Christ.
214, you're on the horn.
What's up?
Hey, I don't really know what the topic is supposed to be about, but I'd rather talk about you.
What is it that makes you the authority on other people in this country?
What is it that makes you the person?
Okay, first of all, I'll tell you right off the bat.
I'm a taxpayer, all right?
I mean, let me tell you, while you're sitting over there probably collecting unemployment for 99 weeks, I'm out here making money, and every dollar I make, I got to pay taxes on that, you sorry sack of crap.
I have to pay taxes, which in turn contributes to the system that assholes like you and probably your family are mooching off of.
So that's what gives me the authority.
All right, boy.
Now, what's your next question?
No, you're making the assumption about me that I don't pay taxes and somehow I'm an illegal immigrant, even though you know nothing about me.
I don't need to know anything about you.
I don't need to know anything about you.
Here you are.
You're making an assumption about me that I'm some big bad authority and I shouldn't be talking and I shouldn't be voicing my opinion from your liberal, pompous perspective.
And I'm saying to you that I'm a taxpayer.
I'm an earner for this government.
I'm an earner for this country.
And I don't appreciate how I'm being treated.
The losers in this country are getting a higher level of standard than the capitalists, the people that actually fund this government.
Once again, that's what gives me the authority.
So I don't give a crap about you.
You said you wanted to talk about me.
I don't care if you're a taxpayer.
I don't care if you're not.
You're a fruity bastard trying to question me thinking that you're going to put me in a corner or some crap.
I've already told you what gave me the authority.
I'm a taxpayer.
What's your next question there, fruity ass?
Jesus Christ, are you always at 11?
Can you fucking tone it down for two goddamn seconds?
Can you just stop wasting my goddamn time and sputter out what the hell you were going to say out of your suckhole, please?
All I have to say is I fucking love Ebom's world.
East Alba.
Yeah, of course.
Of course.
Of course, baby.
I owned another idiot's ass once again.
Get the hell out of here for Christ's sake.
Morons.
I love it.
I love it when I put them in a corner.
I love them when I make them look lower than Minnie Me's nutsack.
And they have nothing else to say but barrel roll.
Barrel roll.
Barrel roll.
Give me a break.
Anyway, Ebom sucks anyway.
Eric Bauman can eat a dick up till he hiccups.
All right.
How do you think?
How do you like that?
How do you like me now?
949, you're on the air.
Yeah, I have a question.
How can you call yourself a libertarian if you're for defending?
Why don't you open up your fucking ears, you stupid asshole?
I'm a capitalist.
I'm not a libertarian.
I'm a capitalist, you moron.
Jesus Christ, you see the simplicity in these idiots' minds, the selective hearing.
It's the way they're tested.
It's the way they're taught in school, for Christ's sake.
I'm not a libertarian, 949.
I'm a capitalist.
All right.
Now, what's your next question?
You sound mad.
Are you mad?
Your mother's mad.
You want to know why she's mad?
Because I'm sitting over here with a 15 and a half and I'm not putting it in her meat wallet.
Stupid moron, you stupid idiot.
There's another idiot.
I made him look like a moron.
I made him look lower than a leprechaun's nutsack, and all he can do is say, I'm mad.
I'm mad.
Sputtering out sentence fragments that are unoriginal.
They're not even his.
They're not even his memes.
They're not even his words, for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ.
I hope that you, I mean, I hope you get cancer of the colon, you moron.
111, what's up?
Hey, is this me?
Yeah, it's you.
All right.
Well, on the subject of the Supreme Court and illegal immigrants and all that shit, right?
You know, they subsidize like an important part of the industry in America, right?
Meat packing, clothing production, car production, like that, right?
Certainly.
Well, since the Supreme Court passed that legislation or whatever it is you're talking about, right?
Yeah.
Do you think since states now have the ability to target illegal immigrants, do you think they will pursue that?
Well, no, absolutely.
Well, maybe in liberal-based states like California, I don't know, I don't know, Illinois, you know, some of these liberal-based states that are kind of sanctuary states, sanctuary cities.
I don't think so.
But you've already got Arizona saying that they're going to pursue these illegal immigrants out of their state.
I'm sure that you're going to have some of these cash-strapped states utilize this opportunity to go out and use and abuse law enforcement funds that are allocated to them by the federal government, by the states, to go out there and make sure that they get as many Mexicans round up as possible.
So let me tell you, I do think that this is going to be actually implemented, excuse me.
And when it is, I think that we could see dramatic spikes and increases in an already going up commodities markets.
You're talking about how the prices of, like, you know, consumer goods and stuff like that, like food, like meat, corn, vegetables, shit like that, agriculture.
Illegal immigrants are a huge part of agriculture, especially here in California.
And, you know, since states now have the ability to do that, you know, if they're targeted, that's just going to make sheet go up even more and make it even more, you know, unaffordable or unreasonably priced for consumers, you know?
Absolutely, man.
And then you see what's unfortunate, and I want to thank you for calling, sir.
What's unfortunate is these ass clowns, you know, are are putting a condom on a G.I. Joe and sitting on it while they're shoving cheese balls and ramen noodles down their throat while they're watching the American Idol, not worried about the things that you're talking about there.
All right?
They're not worried about the things that you're talking about.
They're just, you know, sitting around, you know, wandering around like it's no big deal.
Oh, it's a great day in Mr. Rogers' neighborhood.
I mean, Jesus Christ, man.
You know what I mean?
In my personal opinion, I think that we need to give amnesty to these illegal immigrants.
You make them taxpayers.
You increase revenue into the tax system.
You give them credit lines.
You give some revenue into the retail sector.
You give them houses.
You provide revenue for the real estate sector.
I don't understand how this is a difficult thing to say no to or yes to.
I don't understand.
You know what I mean?
I don't understand this.
Anyway, let me move on.
We got 713 on the horn.
What's up?
Barrel roll, barrel roll, barrel roll, barrel.
Yeah, I'm doing a barrel roll over your mother's fat, jelly ass.
Have you seen her fat ass?
I mean, you can serve drinks on their fat ass.
Jesus Christ.
386, what's up?
Oh!
Man, you waited all that so you can do that stupid sound for Christ's sake.
I mean, this is horrible.
I mean, good God.
I mean, you know, seriously, I mean, good God, is all I got to say.
You know what I mean?
This is just.
I mean, I try and I try to, you know, accept calls from everybody.
But once again, this lack of personality out here in the world, this lack of personality here in America, I mean, this is all we're getting here.
You know what I'm saying?
Jesus Christ.
Let me go ahead and take some calls here.
111, you're on the air.
Hello?
Yeah.
Yeah, you know what the real problem in this country is?
It's the niggers, the Jews.
Yeah, it's your mother, really.
It's the bad period smell coming out of that bitch's meat wallet.
That's really what's the problem.
All right?
That really is the problem.
Racist Comments on the Air00:03:13
Who else we got?
Another 111.
What's up?
Hey, Ghost.
How's it going?
I'm looking to buy shares in a company in Europe that's just gone public.
Have you heard of the Tucking Ruckers?
Yeah, another European meme-loving asshole.
Who else we got?
254, what's up?
Yeah, I, myself, and from Canadia.
You sound a little fruity to be on here anyway.
Get him off!
I mean, come on, for Christ's sake.
Come on!
You don't understand how bad this pisses me off, for Christ's sake.
I mean, the lack of personality.
I mean, you would think that the internet would be at least some kind of a medium where you could find people with, or at least somebody with a personality out there.
I mean, hello, I mean, is this goddamn thing hot for Christ's sake?
I mean, it seems like personality trying to find one is like trying to find a diamond out here.
Jesus Christ, it's bad enough that I have to walk the streets out here and look at the sour scowls on all these losers' faces.
Yeah, look at me cross-eyed when I'm living lavish.
You know what I'm saying?
Look at me cross-eyed when I'm buying, you know, slabs of T-Bone steaks at the store.
Look at me cross-eyed when I'm going down the street in my nice badass virgin wool suit mixed with cashmere.
I mean, yeah, I don't appreciate this crap.
And and and then and then to top it all off, I've got to deal with the unoriginal lack of personality here in America in the internet on the world for Christ's sake.
I'm going to take a couple more calls.
And if everybody's just going to be a dumb no personality having milky liquor, then I don't know.
I don't know what I'm going to do.
239, what's up?
God doesn't exist.
Okay.
How do you know?
Oh, because there's no proof and science can't prove him right.
And he's a negative, so you can't prove a negative.
And he's not a positive.
That's obviously.
Jesus Christ.
Are you shitting me?
I mean, who told you this?
Your mother.
Yeah, well, she was wrong.
As a matter of fact, I don't have a mom.
Me and my dad share yours with a couple of other families there, son.
All right, so.
But anyway, you know, all these idiots that call me up and try to be race, you know, atheists, excuse me.
You know what I mean?
Atheist.
I mean, you know, I mean, if you idiots actually believe that we were shitting out of the anal passage of some chimp or something, I mean, you're a moron.
You know what I mean?
You're an utter moron, for Christ's sake.
Anyway, who else we got going on over here?
We got Guy.
What's going on, guys?
Hey, Ghost, ma'am.
I'm a big fan, but I figured a quest.
Could you do your black guy voice?
The black guy voice?
No, I'm not doing the black guy voice.
No, I'm not doing it.
Who else we got?
We got Always Reign Supreme.
Atheists and Internet Losers00:15:27
What's up?
Hey, what's up, Ghost?
I'm a big fan.
How's it going, man?
Yeah, I just called in.
I was wondering, I just have one question, like an honest question.
Why are you always so angry?
Like, why do I never see happiness out of you and your broadcast?
What are you talking about?
What do you mean?
How come you never see happiness in my broadcast?
Because look at the filth that's out here in this fiber optically connected world we call the internet, for Christ's sake.
But, you know, if you see, if you see me out here in Austin, Texas on 6th Street, you know what I mean?
Chilling like an insane villain, you know, out here on West 6th Street, East 6th Street, I got a smile on my face, man.
I'm on a rooftop bar smoking an Opus X cigar, sipping on some Covassier, baby.
It's great.
You know what I mean?
It's a great life out here.
You know what I mean?
As a matter of fact, this summer, I'm going to go down to this condo I got off the coast that I that I own.
As a matter of fact, I make money on it renting the crap out.
I mean, that's what's so beautiful about having real estate is that you can actually have a piece of real estate and be able to rent it out so where not only the people renting it out are going to pay your mortgage, but they give you profit, man.
You know what I mean?
I mean, that's the point.
You got to make money.
You know what I'm saying?
You got to make capital, baby.
All right?
That's all there is to it.
As a matter of fact, cheers to all the capitalists out there.
Let me go ahead and take a sip of this.
Good stuff, man.
This is some good stuff.
Woo, man.
Anyway, you still there?
No, you're gone.
Anyway, let me take another caller here.
Who else we got?
Brian Sean, what's up?
What's up, guys?
How's it going?
Yeah, I'm doing great, man.
I I got a question for you.
All right.
Okay.
I want to trade something, but I don't know.
Shove it up your ass.
How about that?
You trade your ass.
Anyway, let me go ahead and move on to another subject matter.
We've got Libya's government, you know, believe it or not, trying to push for negotiations with the rebels in Libya.
Yeah.
And this is outside of Muamm Qaddafi's control.
I mean, you know, the government, the bureaucrats are finally saying, you know, we need out of here.
We don't want to be down with Muammar Gaddafi.
We want to talk with the rebels.
Let's get back to normal.
Let's start doing business.
Can you believe this?
I mean, you know, Muammar Gaddafi is going to be like, you know, oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
You know, so, I mean, you know, once again, this goes to show you that the system that Muamar Gaddafi created wants to survive beyond Muammar Gaddafi.
And I think it is just a matter of time at this point in time to see Muammar Gaddafi's days numbered, to say the least.
I think his days are seriously numbered.
It's good to hear that you've got the bureaucracy of the Libyan government want to negotiate with the damn rebels.
Anyway, for Christ's sake, 646-652-4869, what do you got to say about it?
All right, 214, what's up?
You called me.
What the fuck do you want?
Oh, yeah.
Tell your mother to have three bean pies ready for me, or I'm going to kick her ass.
386, you're on the horn.
Here we go again with this guy's meat whistle.
Who else we got here?
We got 630.
What's up?
Hey, you guys.
You know, I just want to talk about how all these lazy people are just sitting on their asses and shit, you know, moving money and contributing nothing to fucking society at all.
And then they consider themselves.
What are you contributing to society exactly?
What do you do for a living?
I work as a carpenter, dude.
Oh, yeah, that's right.
That's right.
You don't do anything.
All right?
You do nothing.
All right.
And all you can do is sit back and complain at the people that are actually making things happen.
All you can do is sit over here and say, oh, I think it's unfair that all these guys can do is move money around and they make all the money and I don't get nothing.
And I don't think it's not fair.
And well, you know what?
Life ain't fair, buddy.
All right?
Life ain't fair.
If you can't get capital, if you can't maneuver your capital, it's your fault.
All right?
Look at yourself in the mirror because that's the loser, my friend.
That's the asshole that you need to be blaming if you can't somehow maneuver yourself a capitalist life in this country.
You need to be blaming yourself.
And as a matter of fact, if you can't somehow maneuver yourself out of your current situation, well, then maybe it's time for you to just kind of think of other arrangements.
You know what I mean?
Maybe you should, you know, I don't know.
I mean, that one old lady that was selling suicide machines is no longer available.
The feds just raided her house.
She was actually selling suicide machines out of California.
I was thinking that maybe you should go out and get one of those for Christ's sake, because in my personal opinion, anybody who's going to sit over here and piss and moan about capitalists making money, all right, is a hater and they shouldn't even be walking the earth as far as I'm concerned.
Anyway, let me go ahead and continue on.
Who else we got going on?
We got Mort Goldman on the horn.
What's going on, Mort Goldman?
Guess who knows?
I think your son would look great and yellow, don't you think?
Yeah, here's this sick son of a bitch again, for Christ's sake.
I mean, what the hell does your Roman Polanski pedophile ass want for Christ's sake?
Why do you continue to call my show?
Because this is a pedophile radio ghost.
Shut up with that crap.
Shut your stupid, stinking, whistling hole with that crap, all right?
This is a true capitalist radio show, and I deserve the respect accorded that title.
Do you understand what I'm saying, you Woody Allen, butt-loving, pedophile sack of shit?
Not really, ghost.
But that's what I'm saying.
Yeah, of course you don't.
Of course you don't.
You want to know why?
And you better be shaking.
You better be shaking and you better be stumbling over your own tongue, because I know for a fact that your little stupid Woody Allen butt loving pedophile ass is shaking in your little stupid old wrinkled ball sack ass, because you can't believe that a real man is showing your ass how it is and how it's gonna be.
Don't you boy, don't you?
I'm shaking your son's ball sack though.
That's exactly right.
Continue on with the sick Woody Allen butt loving pedophile act.
It ain't working.
All right, it ain't working.
You're not gonna get us.
Look, you're not gonna get a voiceover scene in Family Guy.
Stop trying it.
All right, asshole.
Get him off.
Stupid asshole trying to rip off Family Guy thing, maybe shoving up your ass man, you people are pissing me off.
Let me tell you something right now.
All right, I do this show out of seriousness.
I'm trying to relay different thoughts of subject matters.
I'm trying to deliver news out here, and this is the kind of crap that I'm getting here.
People always ask me, oh ghost, I mean why, why do you do this?
And they, why is your your, your show so controversial?
Why this?
For Christ's sake, folks, I'm just, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to go off keister there.
I'm sorry, I know I'm going off keester.
Anyway, we're talking about Libya's government pushing for a ceasefire and actually talking about, you know, negotiating some kind of peace agreement with the rebels, minus Mu Mar Gaddafi.
Mo Mar Qaddafi is not going to have anything to do with this.
It's just the Libyan bureaucratic government and the rebels, and I want to hear what you have to say about it.
Six four six six five two four eight six, nine.
We got seven, one five on the horn.
What's up?
Hey ghost yeah, just a big support over the show.
Uh, keep on capitalizing.
You're a good man.
Hey man, thanks a lot, I appreciate it.
Man, you want to give a shout out to anybody?
Nope, oh man.
Well, thanks a lot, man.
Thanks, appreciate the kind words.
Man, you keep capitalizing yourself.
We got 901 on the horn, what's up?
No, that gets no lulls.
All right, Mike Stewart, what's up?
That's the asshole that you need to be blaming.
Turn down your radio, you.
Fruit bowl 830 what's up?
Jesus Christ, why call?
Why call if you're not gonna say anything?
You know what I'm saying.
Why call?
You would think that maybe you would get everything arranged.
Maybe you would write something down.
You know, I don't know, prepare something before you call, for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ 111, that me, yeah.
Um well, I don't get.
Yeah, you're stumbling mumbling, little jerk.
111, you're on the air.
Hey ghost, did you hear about the BP OIL League?
Stupid idiot, that was like a year ago.
You asshole one one one, what's up, hey ghost?
Yeah yeah, what's up.
You stupid nigger loving faggot.
That's it.
That's all you got for Christ's sake?
I mean, Jesus Christ.
I mean, this is it, man.
I mean, a major fail is all I got to say for Christ's sake.
Major fail.
No, Oh, my God.
Horrible.
This is horrible.
I mean, let me tell you something.
Fortune, E-bombs, anonymous, you all suck, man.
Seriously.
I mean, you all suck.
I mean, you know, I can't believe that I have given you this much time to call up, provide some lulz, to provide some goddamn, you know, entertainment out here.
Nothing whatsoever.
Nothing.
Nothing.
I am unamused.
I mean, this is supposed to be the youth of America, for Christ's sake.
I mean, I am just completely unamused by what's going on here.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, 646-652-4869 is the number to call.
I just, I don't know, man.
I don't know.
I mean, I'm just, I'm sick of it.
I'm sick of this crap.
Let me move on to another subject matter.
We got seven NATO soldiers killed in Afghanistan after, you know, suicide bombing attack.
As a matter of fact, we got two American, I believe two or three American servicemen killed in that blast as well, according to the latest reports.
So you've got these Taliban jihudis out there in the Afghanistan-Pakistan area out there trying to implement all kinds of terrorist action as a result of this Osama bin Laden killing.
And they seem to be a little upset about it.
They seem to have their goddamn turbans a little bit too tight on their heads.
So, you know, they're going out there doing the whole, you know, doing all that crap.
So anyway, I want to hear from you, man.
This is a pretty serious subject matter.
Another bombing, once again, in Afghanistan.
Seven NATO soldiers killed.
And according to reports, we got about two or three American soldiers killed.
Who else we got going on?
We got Derek.
What's up, Derek?
Hey, do you want to marry me in Mexico?
It's me, your favorite Mexican.
Stop saying you're Mexican, man.
You don't even sound like a Mexican.
You sound like a European Arab immigrant that's probably calling me from some Allah Akbar mosque somewhere.
And this is how you idiots get kicks.
You know, instead of actually going out and participating in family events, banging your wives, instead you guys all gather around these Allah Akbar little mosques for Christ's sake, have big circle jerks and go, and all this crap.
And this is your off time, isn't it?
I mean, just admit it.
This is your off time, right?
Man, I just want to get married and move to Canadia with you.
No, no, seriously.
No, no, it's not working anymore.
All right.
This has no lulz, all right?
I mean, you have a fruity-ass, dumb Arabic immigrant voice, and it's not working, all right?
I mean, if you're going to, you know, keep that Arabic immigrant dialect, the least you could do is, you know, play it off like you're some stupid, dumb Arab at a store or something.
You know what I mean?
You know what I mean?
Like you're going to, you know, give me, you know, a bag of, you know, Cheetos or something.
ODS is in my, I mean, do something like that.
All right?
I mean, you know, this, hey, go, do your favorite Mexican.
I mean, give me a break.
It's not funny.
It's not funny.
All right?
I want to make it communist.
See, it's not funny.
Get this idiot off.
It's not funny, you see?
But these people think it's funny.
That's what's so unfortunate, man.
I mean, you know, these people are so stupid that they actually think that this garbage is funny.
It's just it's just horrible.
It's just unbelievably horrible.
Anyway, Jesus Christ.
We're talking about seven NATO soldiers and two or three American soldiers killed in Afghanistan after a suicide bombing, according to reports.
Talibans claiming responsibility.
Of course, nobody gives a crap.
All right?
These are all people that don't care.
They don't care whatsoever.
713, what's up?
Yeah, you're taking too long.
214.
You're taking too long.
906.
What's up?
You're taking too long, too, you stupid milky-licked piece of nipple clamp-loving butt-blug-upy-ass-looking hot dog tickling your furty ass having chicken-eating cornboy crap.
Come on, personality, for Christ's sake.
You're pissing me off and wasting my time.
I'm wasting my time with these losers.
It's disgusting, for Christ's sake, man.
I mean, I'm wasting my time with these idiots.
I mean, look at these people.
Look at them in the chat room, for Christ's sake.
They don't care.
They're stupid.
They're pathetic, man.
I mean, look at these ass clowns.
They have no shame, God damn it.
They have no goddamn shame.
It's just a disgrace, man.
It's just a disgrace.
It's a disgrace.
Disgraceful Chat Room Behavior00:08:16
and let it go.
I get three hours a day, you ass clowns.
Three hours a day of my life, trying to inform you, trying to give you insight, trying to provide some analysis.
And this is how you assholes repair me.
Repay me.
This is how you get doing it.
It makes me sick.
I mean, I'm jaded for Christ's sake.
I mean, I'm depressed.
I cannot stand the amount of stupidity.
I cannot stand the amount of ridiculousness that's out here floating on the internet.
That's floating through the world.
I mean, I'm shooting pearls to you, mindless, numbskulls.
I'm shooting pearls to you, sons of a motherless goat.
And look at you.
Look at you shoving your fat fingers on the goddamn keyboard.
Good.
Christ.
[background noise]
I'm going to be at Six Street right now.
I'm scared of dealing with these goddamn stupid internet butt stalkers.
I've got to be a six street.
I've got to be having drinks for Christ's sake.
You know, I've been with people my caliber, you know?
But no.
I'm dealing with these internet losers out here.
That's what I'm doing.
I'm dealing with this crap.
These unappreciative pieces of crap.
That's what I'm freaking.
with for Christ's sake.
This is the kind of crap I'm dealing with for Christ's sake and I deal with it on a consistent basis.
And let me tell you, it hurts me right, goddamn hair.
Hercules right here.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Anyway, I'm sorry, folks.
I'm sorry that I'm going off caster here, folks, but god damn it.
I mean, you're hearing it.
You're listening to this crap.
You're listening to the kind of garbage that our country is going down.
The type of stupidity.
The type of garbage that we have to just accept as the norm out here.
We've got to accept this crap.
We've got to just accept this garbage.
You know, I find it funny, you know, every time.
Hold on a second.
You know what?
I find it funny every time that I go across the internet and I come across these goddamn supposed conspiracy theorist assholes.
I come across these assholes who claim that, oh, I'm saying this about the reptilians because I care about humanity.
Oh, I'm saying this about the, you know, whatever, the Bilderberg group because I'm caring about humanity.
Oh, I'm saying this against Bohemian Grove because I care about humanity.
You people don't give a crap about humanity because if you did, you would realize that the threat to humanity's existence, the threat to the world itself, are these disgusting, despicable, mindless, non-contributing, mooching individuals that you're witnessing right here on this program assert their lack of personality.
I'm telling you right now, folks, this is the threat to civilization.
The masses, the primitive masses that refuse to enlighten themselves, that refuse to illuminate themselves with knowledge so that they can go beyond primitive theocracy, so they can go beyond primitive borders, beyond primitive culturalism.
I mean, this is what we need for Christ's sake.
And I'm sick and tired of people out here trying to talk all this malarkey and trying to put the human conscience in all different directions.
What the human conscience needs to understand is that the threat to the world, the threat to world security, the threat to world peace is nothing more than the masses themselves.
Their ignorance, their primitive thinking, their acceptance of theocracy, their acceptance of nationalism, their acceptance of political romanticism, their acceptance of culturalism.
This, my friends, is the threat to civilization throughout the world.
And as long as everybody out there is going to continue to be blinded with ignorance, if everybody's going to continue to be blinded with stupidity, then we're going to continue to see the type of disorder that we have come to know and love in today's present society.
And it makes me sick to my stomach that nobody gives two rats' asses that this is going on with the exception of the enlightened few.
And let me tell you something.
The enlightened few are being hated on by the rest of the masses because they know, they know that they are something special.
Anyway, folks, let me go ahead and take a couple more callers here.
All right, 646-652-4869.
Who else we got?
We got Zag.
What's up, Zag?
Stupid idiot.
We got who else?
The same schmucks.
The same schmuck's calling in, for Christ's sake.
Steven, what's up?
That me?
Yeah, it's you.
Oh, hey, Ghost.
Look, I just want to talk about that G8 thing.
I know I couldn't get in the other day.
I just want to talk about that G8 thing of the internet regulation thing.
Go ahead.
It's going to get.
It's going to get the seated off.
Once again, you know, you assholes with these soundboards, you assholes with these goddamn YouTube videos.
I'm telling you, goddamn idiots to stop it.
I'm not joking.
I'm coming after all of you people that are sitting here making a jag off out of me on YouTube, making a jag off out of me with these soundboards.
I'm coming after all of you.
I'm coming after all of you assholes.
Hey, look at you.
You keep laughing, you idiots.
You keep laughing.
You think it's a big joke?
It's a big joke.
It's a big joke.
I'm coming after all of you idiots.
So you keep making those stupid YouTube videos.
See what happens to you.
All right?
All right?
Because I don't appreciate being made a jag off of.
And let me tell you, I'm not going to go quietly and allow you idiots to continue to do it.
You better cease and desist those goddamn YouTube videos.
You better cease and desist those goddamn soundboards because you're about to get something on your ass that you ain't going to want.
And it's coming from right here, boy.
It's coming from the True Capitalist Radio broadcast because you idiots, you idiots are besmirching me.
You're besmirching my broadcast.
And I'm going to make sure that I'm going to use everything in my power to pursue you idiots and make sure that you suffer.
You understand?
And make sure all of you suffer.
So cease and desist those YouTube videos, you stupid, milky-licking ass clowns.
All of you idiots.
All of you.
I'm turning all of you.
513, you're on the horn.
Hey, long-time listener, first-time caller.
Day Trading and Blue Chips00:03:57
How's it going, man?
It's going pretty good.
Hey, I'm going to be getting a bachelor's in finance.
I was just looking for some advice.
What do you mean?
What kind of advice do you want?
Well, I'm thinking about being a day trader.
Well, you know, that's actually a pretty good field to go into.
But do you have about $25,000 laying around?
Not quite.
I have a side business, but that's beside the point.
What do you think about currency trading?
Well, you know, currency trading is not very lucrative at this point in time, in my personal opinion, when you've got all currencies debased because of the government spending.
You've got the uncertainty happening in the Euro because of those idiots abandoned or should be bailing out those socialists.
You've got the American currency kind of stumbling and mumbling over itself.
So in my personal opinion, I would start long-term investing.
I'd start earning right now since you've got some kind of a finance degree.
I would start looking for some kind of a job with a financial institution of some sort.
Utilize the earnings that you get from that and start parlaying them in some long-term investments.
Make sure to buy low, sell high.
And once you accumulate at least the ability to be able to at least get $25,000, whether in general capital or in a loan of some sort, that's when I would strongly advise you to go into the day trading, the day trading financial instruments, because there's a bunch of liquidity out there in day trading.
The volatility of the markets is unbelievable.
The problem is that because our liberal regime blamed the American people for the crash of two thousand eight, two thousand nine, now regular individual investors have to have twenty-five thousand dollars in their brokerage accounts before they can even participate in pattern trading.
But if you take a look at any day chart of any stock and you look at them at 10, 20, 30 cent swings, for Christ's sake, especially on the small and mid-cap stocks, you invest in $1,000, it goes up about $20 or $0.30.
You're out of there within an hour.
You're making some serious liquid.
You know what I mean?
And you can parlay those liquidities into long-term investments, real estate, so on and so forth.
Yeah, I mean, that's really sound advice.
If you had, you know, I'm sure you probably do, $25,000 to invest in a company.
What's a company you would invest in right now?
Well, you know, me personally, I don't invest all my money in one basket.
I mean, you want a diversity.
You know, right now, if you're working with limited capital, you'd want to start playing the small cap stocks so that you can take advantage of certain movements in sectors because a lot of the large caps are going to be rather difficult to play unless you're going to accumulate them as the months go by.
For instance, you're going to put $500 or $1,000 a month into equities.
Well, the equities market that you put or the stock that you put your money into is a blue chip.
You're going to buy that blue chip, like let's say, I don't know, Microsoft or Walmart or one of these blue chip stocks that never go down, that pay decent dividends.
Let's say you continue to buy these stocks on a $1,000 a month rate.
By the time that you've invested in that blue chip about two or three years, hopefully you'd be at least $30,000, $20,000, $30,000 in as far as net worth is concerned for those stocks.
And any financial institution, after you have accumulated that much blue chip, will use that as collateral to finance anything that you want.
I'm telling you, a business, a house, a car.
I mean, that's where the riches are at.
Internet Freedom and Regulation00:04:57
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
What do you think about the video game market?
I think the video game market's on its way out, if you want my personal opinion.
I think that with cloud computing, I know that cloud computing is kind of going through some hurdles at this point in time.
I know there's a lot of vulnerabilities to cloud computing, but you're going to see a lot of that integrated with video gaming.
It's no longer going to be, hey, I'm going to go to GameStop and get a game.
It's not going to be that way anymore.
You're going to have to actually go online and play it on a server.
You're actually going to have to play it on the server side having the software and all the gaming coding and whatnot.
I kid you not.
That's the future of gaming, and it's going to be coming sooner than you think.
646-652-4869 is the number to call.
I want to move on to another subject matter.
I want to talk about Mark Zuckerberg coming out today and downplaying Facebook's role in all the Arab Spring and all the unrest that's happening throughout the international community.
And mind you, he's actually warning the leaders at the G8 Summit not to not to plan any kind of regulation on the Internet.
You know what I mean?
Straight up.
I mean, no regulation on the I mean, he's like, look, I'm Mark Zuckerberg, dude, and you better not have any regulation on the Internet, dude, because it will get you.
And I don't really agree with Mark Zuckerberg much, but I have to agree with him here.
We cannot have Internet regulation.
I mean, especially bureaucratic governments regulating this Internet.
We cannot allow this.
This cannot happen.
We have to make sure as Internet citizens, I mean, since we're not taking care of our own land, since we're not taking care of our own governments in real life, maybe it's time for you to come up out of your goddamn chair and realize that, hey, I've got to start fighting for my Internet freedom before these goddamn bureaucratic governments start taking that away from us.
And the reason Mark Zuckerberg warned the government is because the G8 summit that's happening today in France, all eight industrialized nations in the world coming together for economic and political purposes, one of the focal points of their discussions is Internet regulations, man.
I mean, they want to start some international consortium to regulate the Internet for Christ's sake.
I mean, what are they going to regulate exactly?
I mean, are they going to regulate speech?
I mean, they're going to regulate expression.
They're going to regulate what you put on your blog.
I mean, it's disgusting, man.
So anyway, it's just, I mean, Mark Zuckerberg, you know, me and this guy don't agree on much, but I have to say that I got to agree with him on this.
No Internet regulation.
All right.
No freaking Internet regulation whatsoever.
Anyway, 646-652-4869.
Let's take some more callers.
Area code 734.
What's up?
Oh, man.
Well, I just want to say, first of all, I think everything you're doing is great.
Okay.
And don't mind all these haters calling in.
All right.
And giving you all that bullshit, all that monkey button or whatever you call it there.
They're just haters, all right?
And I got a question for you, though.
I got a question for you.
All right.
So what do you all think about this Obama going into office, you know, taking all our damn monies?
You stupid, ignorant bastard.
You're so stupid.
You can't even come up with a legitimate opposition viewpoint that can make me mad for Christ's sake.
You're just some stupid imbecile acting like some cheese whiz guzzling NASCAR watching trash.
I mean, just give me a break.
It's just sad.
As a matter of fact, I'm going to take a break now.
You know what I'm saying?
I mean, we're talking about how Mark Zuckerberg came out today and said that, you know, you governments better not regulate the Internet.
And I agree with him here.
We can't have Internet regulation.
You know?
We cannot have Internet regulation.
So I'm going to take a break here.
And, you know, I know there's a lot of people, especially on the blog talk, radio broadcast, that say a lot of slanderous things about me, which I really don't appreciate.
You know what I'm saying?
I mean, you know, you've got certain alternative media people on this network that try to affiliate me with some of these conspiracy theorist groups.
You know, they try to call me a A reptilian shapeshifter, they try to call me, you know, whatever, whatever they call me, but inevitably I'm a capitalist.
Reptilian Shapeshifter Break00:02:37
All right?
I'm a goddamn capitalist.
And for all you people that are sitting over here trying to read anything else into that, you're just chasing flies, man.
You're just you're chasing shadows for Christ's sake.
All right?
I mean, that's enough.
That's enough for Christ's sake.
But, you know, since you dumbass imbeciles out there in the conspiracy theory world like to you know, you just you just like to just talk, you like to make up things, you like to put two and two things together.
You try to you try to say, you know, oh, he's saying this in a symbolic form.
He's using the symbolism and this and that.
You know, here's a here's a song just for you, just so you can ravel your feathers a little bit.
Hey, engineer, throw on some music that'll ravel the feathers of conspiracy theory.
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You sound fruitier than a box of fruit loops, for Christ's sake.
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Capitalist Army Website Promo00:15:15
What's going on, folks?
And thank you for tuning in with me to another edition of True Capitalist Radio.
And of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
And once again, folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
This is episode number 96 for all the folks that are keeping track of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
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No kidding.
Anyway, folks, I want to talk a little bit about the Helter Skelter equities markets for Christ's sake.
I mean, if you were trading futures this morning, you would have been burned for Christ's sake because we ended up closing on the upside.
So before we get into anything else, let's just go right into the stocks.
And we're going to get into that right now.
Now, we got Dow Jones Industrials closing out today, modestly up, but still on the positive side.
I thought I saw Dow Jones Industrials up about 40 points at some point, but it ended up closing 8.10 points on the upside today, closing out at 12,402.80.
A little bit of a modest increase.
Same thing with the SP.
S ⁇ P is increased 5.22 points, closing out at 1,325.69.
NASDAQ closed out with the biggest gains.
Still modest, though, an increase of 21.54 points.
Closing out today at 2,782.92, a percentage increase of 0.78%.
And let me tell you, you know, if you happen to have been a day trader, you know, this was your market.
You know, today was your day.
You were making some serious capital.
If you look at the charts of any of the markets, whether it's Dow Jones Industrials, NASDAQ, or the SP, I mean, these things were all over the place.
And if you were going in and out of stocks, for Christ's sake, I mean, you were making money.
That's easy liquid, baby.
Easy liquid.
And that's what I've been doing for Christ's sake.
Not to mention, trying to reposition certain long-term opportunities while bottom feeding during this retraction.
And believe me, folks, we're going to continue to see a correction here.
You're going to continue to see things on the downside.
But once again, we're heading into the Memorial Day weekend.
I think this is going to be the plus on the American economy.
I know that we're kind of fledgling.
A little bit of Ozzy Osborne there.
Mr. Crowley.
That's the name of the song, Mr. Crowley.
I hope you all appreciated that.
Nice song.
Anyway, before we move on to anything else, I'd like for everybody to please follow me on Twitter.
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All one word, no underscores.
It's right there on the screen for your ass.
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And not to mention, I want to remind everybody that we do this show every Monday through Friday, 4 to 7 p.m. Central Standard Time.
Not to mention that tomorrow is going to be Baller Friday.
You know what I'm saying?
Tomorrow is Baller Friday.
And it's always an exciting day here at True Capitalist Radio on Fridays.
Baller Fridays in the house.
If you want to know how to make some capital, you want to know how to make some money, tune in tomorrow.
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Put the thumbs up, the Facebook thumbs up button, man.
Hook out for the Facebook thumbs up button.
And share this and all that other nonsense.
Anyway, before we went into the break, which was Ozzy Osborne's Mr. Crowley, that was the name of the song, the name of the artist.
We were talking about how Mark Zuckerberg basically told the G8, do not regulate the Internet.
And of course, I am amplifying that also.
I'm not a big fan of Mark Zuckerberg, but I do agree that we should not regulate the Internet whatsoever.
Whatsoever.
So anyway, let me move on to another subject matter.
And oh, oh, everybody's going to love this subject, huh?
Everybody's going to love this subject.
Scotty McQuery wins American Idol.
Isn't that great, folks?
Oh, the latest fruity ass that's hopping around the stage like he's got a hamster hanging out his asshole wins American Idol.
Scotty McQuery.
Scotty McQuery, who not only looks like he's playing for the pink team, but looks like Clay Aiken's long-lost gay lover, of course, wins the American Idol.
And I just can't believe that, you know, America is actually believing that this, you know, Scott McQuery is somehow a visual representation of what the American Idol should be.
I mean, are you kidding me?
Scott McQuery up in here, for Christ's sake?
I mean, is this a joke?
I mean, did you vote for him?
I mean, if you're an ass clown that voted for this idiot, don't sit on your fat ass.
Give me a call right now.
I want to hear from you.
I've got to hear some justification about Scotty McQuery and, you know, his, you know, over-souled ass on the mainstream media out here.
What is it about Scott McQuery that made you go out there and have a circle jerk and go out and vote for this moron?
I mean, answer me right now.
Give me a call right now, all right?
Give me a call right now.
See what's going on.
I want to hear why people did this.
408, you're on the air.
You picked the wrong call to ask about if I voted for that Scott McQuery faggot.
I don't even watch that shit, Ghost.
Scoopy Bo, what's going on, man?
Just give her a boat.
What's going on, man?
Oh, man, Ghost, you know, all these strong claims claim that I'm an overweight pig.
So I went out and got me a punching bag and a little punching bag holder.
So I was putting it together.
And, you know, I get sick and tired of all these stupid, idiotic kids that don't know how to make people laugh.
You know what I mean, Ghost?
I mean, they're here trying to get some lols.
They're here to try to be somebody.
But come on.
The joke is over.
You guys are sorry, pathetic losers.
Waste of life.
Give it up.
You're not going to be able to do it.
I mean, they don't really have much personality either.
They're goofy.
I mean, they call up, you know, sentence fragments.
They sputter one out, and that's it, man.
I mean, that's all they've got.
Oh, to the people in the chat room, it's blogtalkradio.com slash goofy-bone.
If you got a problem and you want to talk to me personally, I'll take it off of Ghost of the Show.
But no, Ghost, you know, it just pisses me off.
You're over here shooting pearls, telling us how the world is working.
And these idiotic kids, all they could do is sit there, try to get some lols, try to look cute in front of a fucking woman.
You know what I mean, Ghost?
They sit here after-school programs.
They're like, oh, we're going to crank haul ghosts.
And let's see if this girl will like me if I make ghosts mad.
You know what I mean, ghosts?
It's like, come on.
I know.
I mean, it's silly.
It's stupid.
I mean, I hope, I hope that they are actually getting some kind of poontang doing this.
I don't think they are.
I mean, this is really unoriginal and stupid, but I really hope that somebody is whacking their pecker shaft for acting such a fool and ridiculous and no personality.
I genuinely hope so.
It's like, come on, go get laid.
Go meet a girl online.
Go do something.
That's why I thank God for AOL.
When AOL came out, remember the dialogue ghost?
I started with AOL 2.0 and I ended, I think, at 10 or whatever it ended at.
Yeah, I mean, I was on AOL when it first came out, started charging by the hour.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
I mean, you know, it was like, what is it, $2 an hour, $3 an hour or some crap?
What a waste.
Go ahead.
I was a capitalist, so, you know, I had to find somebody within the AOL organization, and then I got a job there, so then I got AOL free for the rest of my life.
But that's how I invested in some stock from AOL.
But thank God you told me and many others about the stupid Ariana Huffington.
I don't even know what the stock number is now.
If I would have stayed in there, I would have lost maybe about a good $3,000, $4,000 in AOL stock alone just because of that stupid bimbo.
Yeah, I mean, I could not believe Tim Armstrong, which is now the current CEO of AOL, paying what was it, $400 million, whatever it was, for Ariana Huffington's Post or Huffington Post, for Christ's sake.
I mean, it was stupid, ridiculous.
Exactly, Ghost.
And can I give a shout out to a special friend of mine up in the chat room?
She goes by the name of Debbie Daly.
She is the most beautifulest woman here on Blog Talk Radio.
And, you know, she's a great supporter of your show, too, Ghost.
I just want to throw that out.
I know, I know.
What's up to Debbie Daly out there?
And what's up to everybody out there for Christ's sake?
Anyway, Goofy Bone, stay right there for a second because these people are starting to piss me off.
And I think that what they deserve is to hear your hit that's going to be coming out 9, 10, 11.
And I'm talking about none other than Give It To Her by Goofy Bone.
So, hey, engineer, put it on one more time here.
Let's put it on here.
I've been putting that on my mind.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
There it is.
Here we go.
Here we go.
I will beat your man.
I'm your people.
Oh, never.
Yeah.
Trust me, baby.
I'm listening for you.
Oh, yeah.
Ready to dance.
Damn.
And when you came in, I'm going to go to stage.
Put it in the hole.
Watching this group.
Yeah, man.
I'm doing a clip to that, man.
I'm doing a clip one.
Oh, no, here we go.
Girl wants to go one a day.
I hope she knows you to be playing talking about all bullshit lives after the meal week back.
All right.
Turn it off.
Turn it off.
All right.
All right.
Anyway, I want to thank Goofy Bone for calling, man.
He's always providing good commentary.
He's an avid listener, avid caller, member of the Capitalist Army, folks.
And once again, please, if you're listening out there, join the Capitalist Army.
All right?
Seriously, we're looking for a few good men and women out there that are down with the capitalists.
You know what I mean?
That aren't just some bunch of milky liquors falling in line with the supposed communists and all these other ass clowns out here.
So once again, capitalistarmy.com is the address to go to.
All right?
CapitalistArmy.com.
All right, let me put it in the chat room.
Join now, folks.
Join now.
And seriously, this is an exclusive club.
We're not just accepting everybody.
This is not something where we're just allowing people just to come in here.
We're actually accepting a seldom group of people.
When you apply to the capitalist army, you have to make sure that you tell us that you are a capitalist.
Explain to us why you're a capitalist, that sort of thing.
So go there right now, all right?
www.capitalistarmy.com, go there, all right, right now, all right?
Go apply.
Not to mention that I've got a hell of a blog over there, and we've got hella forums, all right?
We got great forums over there, we've got great chat rooms, the whole nine yards, capitalistarmy.com, baby.
All right?
And all you haters, go shove it up your ass.
All right?
Anyway, let me go ahead and let me go ahead and move on to another subject matter.
We were talking about Scotty McQuery, this fruity bastard over here, you know, winning the American Idol like we're supposed to care.
You know what I mean?
So we're going to move on to another subject matter.
Now, the subject matter I'm about to talk about is probably going to get everybody all wet in the pads, especially these gamers out here.
You know what I mean?
I mean, oh, yeah, are you kidding me?
Now, let me explain to you what China is doing now.
Now, before the age of China becoming the manufacturing hub of the world, China was rather primitive in its labor camp approach.
You see, if you were a political dissident, if you were against the communist government of China, they threw you into a labor camp, and they put you in there for 10, 15, 20 years, hard labor.
You know, you'd be breaking rocks or you'd be making some of the infrastructure against your will out there in China, so on and so forth.
But now, let me explain to you what China is doing now to any political dissident, anybody who happens to be in a labor camp, all right?
China is now forcing all the labor camp prisoners in their labor camps to play World of Warcraft for 15 hours a day.
I'm not joking.
I'm not joking.
They are forcing these Chinese prisoners to play World of Warcraft for 15 hours so that they can gank all these people's little, I don't know, World of Warcraft bucks.
China Labor Camp Scam00:13:06
I don't know how the hell, you know, you can win money, apparently.
I don't play this stupid crap.
I know there's a lot of nerds out there that love this junk, but believe it or not, all right, believe it or not, they are forcing these Chinese dissidents and Chinese political opposition, anybody they deem is a threat to the Chinese government.
They are forcing them to play World of Warcraft, for Christ's sake, man.
I'm not joking.
I mean, what is it called?
You know, it's kind of a money-making scam.
You know what I mean?
I mean, they work like 12, 15 hours a day, and apparently they compete for, I don't know, some kind of something where you can exchange for real currency.
But according to China's Internet Data Center, they've made over $1.65 billion worth of virtual currencies as it relates to things like what's happening in World of Warcraft through this type of mechanism of labor camp espionage, labor camp, I don't know, money scams.
I mean, it's disgusting.
I mean, you know, they're at the G8 Summit.
Why doesn't somebody bring this up about China?
Why don't they bring this up about China about how they're utilizing their labor camps to force these people into 12 or 15-hour days at the computer so they can gank people of their virtual money?
You know what I mean?
It's sick.
It's disgusting, for Christ's sake.
But this is the new China, huh?
Oh, God.
And I mean, what do you have to say about it?
I mean, you know, what do you got to think?
111, what's up?
Now, you're taking too long.
Mr. Middleton, what's up?
Mary me, big boy.
You stupid, dumb imbecile.
906, what's up?
I would play Wow Forever, man.
Well, yeah, why don't you go to China?
You know, act a lot of people.
I fucking know.
I'll do it for a job.
It's easy to stay around and play games.
No, you're not doing it for a job.
You're doing it for the Chinese government.
They're going to give you, you know, if you're lucky, second harvest.
And then you go back and you play some more World of Warcraft.
You like second harvest?
No, dude.
Well, no, I mean, that's what you'll be eating.
You'll be eating some nice, good, fresh second harvest.
You'll love it.
You know?
Play World of Warcraft for 12, 15 hours a day.
What do you think about it?
I don't know, man.
Yeah, you stupid, silly bastard.
This is what I'm getting.
This is it.
This is America.
Do you understand that?
This is America here.
Anyway, area coach 775, you're on the horn.
What's up?
See you with another idiot.
Another idiot not saying a goddamn thing.
Another idiot not saying a goddamn thing.
Well, anyway, once again, folks, you know as well as I, whenever we make any kind of comments against the communist government of China, because Blog Talk Radio actually broadcasts into China, we have to give the Communist government of China their opportunity to rebuttal, to rebuttal any criticism that we give the Communist Government of China.
So without any further ado, let's just go ahead and bring it on.
Mr. Fortune Cookie, are you there, sir?
I have to talk garbage about the communist government in China.
Let me bring it down to you, motherfucker, like this, motherfucker.
Okay?
We put our political prisoners to go out there and make a virtual money for us on a world of war crime.
You understand that, motherfucker?
We put the motherfuckers to work so they can make us money.
$1.65 billion is what they made us, motherfucker.
But a World of Warcraft in order to hold out a call by Cartier, motherfucker.
And there's nothing you're going to do about it.
Now, I know you motherfucking American motherfucker out there like to talk a lot of garbage and say that we are torturing our people.
We're not torturing the Communists.
The Communist Government of China is not torturing the Chinese people.
We are not torturing the Chinese people.
Look at what we're doing, motherfucker.
Look at what we're doing.
We're allowing them to play a World of Warcraft.
12, 15 hours a day, World of Warcraft, motherfucker.
I mean, you heard you, American motherfucker.
You say you do it all day.
You heard that American kid on the line that just called up.
He wants to do World of Warcraft all day.
We're doing that for a prisoner.
Our prisoner plays World of Warcraft all day.
That's not torture, motherfucker.
That's not torture at all.
We deserve a humanitarian peace prize for putting the labor camp people on the World of Warcraft and making the money for the Communist government of China.
We deserve a Nobel Peace Prize.
And anybody out there asks about why we do what we do, I'll tell you why we do what we do, okay?
You're motherfucker?
I tell you, we do it for Chairman Man.
We do it for Chamin Man.
What are you doing?
What shall we now That's right?
So all you stupid motherfucker, continue to talk about the common economy of China.
We gonna stick a chopstick up your asshole.
Manifaka ghost I I, my stomach hurt yeah I, I think I talk too much and my stomach hurt.
Egg roll All right, get him off.
Get him off.
He's having a bad egg roll or something.
For Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ anyway, You heard it right there.
The Communist government of China is throwing their people into labor camps and they're forcing them to play World Of Warcraft for 15 12, 15 hours a day.
And this is this is labor camps in China.
I want to hear what you have to say about it.
For Christ's sake, who else we got going on over here?
We got 90.
We already called 906, 713.
What's up?
That song sucks.
It's old already.
All right, it's old.
Get something new.
All right, get in with the now.
Dude 830 what's up?
You're taking too long.
Chinese noodle what's up?
Yeah, you stupid.
Fruit bowl.
Uh, we got three one, zero.
What's up?
Yeah, because?
Is it okay if I say a couple things?
Well, go ahead.
Well, first of all, wrong league with the devil.
Canada is better yeah well, right off the bat, I'm gonna cut you off there.
Canadian bacon, fruit bowl, because we don't want to hear your moose humping ass and your promotion of the country Canadia.
All right, we could give two rats asses about the country Canadian ass clown.
All right, you can take you and your goddamn Celine Dion back to that goddamn ice hole you call a country.
All right, because I'm young, I am sick of that song.
Shove that song up, your Eskimo Canadian bacon cheese hole, stupid assholes.
I'm sick of people from Canadia.
These people from Canadia make me sick, man.
They're shoving moose antlers up their ass and we're supposed to care about it, for Christ's sake.
anyway once again we're talking about the communist government of China forcing the people that are in their labor camps in their concentration camps to play World of Warcraft 12 to 15 hours a day let me move on to another subject matter I want to talk about this teenage girl out Out of Washington, believe it or not.
A teenage girl actually shot her father with the crossbow.
I mean, I don't I don't mean to be I don't mean to be laughing about this, but a teenage girl out of Washington actually shot her father with a crossbow because he took away her freaking cell phone.
Can you believe this?
You know what?
Some stupid little teenage little snot-nosed brat because she got punished for probably being some lady gaga, you know, s MTV episode of skins having slut bag.
The old man's trying to implement some d some goddamn discipline, and lo and behold, the snot-nosed little brat takes his crossbow that he probably goes out hunting with, shoots him right in the chest for Christ's sake.
You know what I mean?
I mean, for taking away her freaking cell phone.
I mean, what's wrong?
What's going on to this crap?
What's going on with this garbage?
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Anyway, I mean, it's in out of Tahoah.
Tahuya.
That's the it's a forest area in Washington, Tahuya, Washington.
I mean, what is this?
Tommy boy, for Christ's sake?
I mean, what have I, what is this crap?
I mean, not type of black sheep, whatever, Chris Farley going out there campaigning for Jesus Christ, Governor Donnelly.
Anyway, what do you think about this?
I mean, what exactly do you think about a teenage little snot-nosed little brat gets her cell phone taken away, shoots her father in the chest with a crossbow?
I mean, what is this crap?
What's going on here?
All right.
778, you're on the horn.
Hey, 778, you there or what?
Jesus Christ.
You call or you just play with your pecker shaft.
111, what's up?
We can't hear you.
Can you speak up a little louder?
We can't hear you.
Oh, man.
Jesus Christ.
You're going to hang up after that.
I think I just kicked this stupid asshole out of the chat room.
What the hell do you want there, Meno Mem?
What do you want?
Ghost?
Yeah, what do you want?
I just kicked your ass out of the chat room.
What the hell do you want?
I just want to make a comment on that phone.
Well, you know what?
We don't want to hear your comment.
You sound too fruity to be in here.
Get him off, for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ.
Sounds like Underground San Francisco, 1979, for Christ's sake.
He sounds like what was underneath the damn podium of a Harvey Milk when he was campaigning for mayor of San Francisco, for heaven's sake.
Get him out of here.
Jesus Christ.
We're supposed to be talking about this teenage girl out of Washington out here who shot her father in the chest with a crossbow because he took away her cell phone for Christ's sake.
You know what I mean?
I mean, that's what we're talking about.
111, what's up?
Yeah, ghost?
Yeah.
Yeah, you said teenage.
I was wondering, like, how old was she?
How old?
Let me see the report here.
Report says that she was 15 years old.
15 years old, she was.
Oh, yeah, fucker.
Yeah, yeah, well, you you probably wouldn't be able to get laid for Christ's sake, man.
You have no personality.
What kind of game would you be spitting on her?
Let's hear your game.
Let's hear it.
Uh I'd take her in my basement and pull my dick.
No, no, I'm not asking you about what you do.
I'm just saying what would you be telling her?
Like, how would you convince her to drop her drawers?
Oh, I wouldn't.
I would just, you know, rip them off.
Well, yeah, you know, you sound like some rapist three-tooth-having snaggle-tooth-sounding larding the windpipe-having piece of garbage.
Teenager Dating Game Disaster00:10:53
So, yeah, I could probably imagine that's probably what you'll do.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, I'm sure.
Anyway, we got who else we got?
We got Goofy Bone.
Is this Goofy Bone?
No, we don't got Goofy Bone.
Who else we got?
We got 408, you're on there.
Now, shove it up your ass with you, O Canada.
830, what's up?
I mean, this is getting old, man.
You people suck.
Seriously.
You people are sucking up the joint here, all right?
I'm trying to take all.
You idiots aren't saying a goddamn thing.
You're boring the balls off of me, and you're boring the balls off of my audience, for Christ's sake.
And I don't appreciate this crap.
So, look, I mean, I better get some personalities here, or I'm ending the goddamn show, and that's it.
Because I could be at 6th Street at a happy hour Miller time, baby.
You understand what I'm saying?
I could be out there right now.
As a matter of fact, let me get up and take a look by the window for Christ's sake.
I mean, from my office window, I can see 6th Street.
And let me tell you something right now: it's Thursday.
It's popping.
It's college night.
As a matter of fact, tomorrow is the last day of finals.
And let me tell you, I've got a lot of things.
I'm going to deliver my commencement speech tomorrow to all the college kids that are listening to me that are ending their finals.
They're not going to have to go back to school.
They actually have to go out in the real world.
I'm going to be talking about that tomorrow.
So, anyway, let me move on to another subject matter before we start ending the show.
Asshole out of New Zealand, believe it or not.
Actually, somehow, I don't know, Act of Fate.
I don't know.
He had an air compressor on.
The air compressor, he was trying to pump some air into his tires.
Somehow, the air compressor penetrated his anus, believe it or not.
I kid you not.
This is not a joke.
This is out of New Zealand, folks.
All right?
Out of New Zealand.
The air compressor penetrates his anus.
And as the air compressor continues to go, I mean, you know, I mean, the head of the air compressor is still going, even though it penetrated his anus, it started blowing this guy's skin up like a goddamn blow-up doll.
I kid you not.
I kid you not.
This is out of New Zealand.
You know, some guy actually got a compressed air and literally forced air into his body at 100 pounds per square inch.
I mean, he started blowing up like a balloon.
I kid you not.
This was a no, he survived.
Believe it or not, he survived.
They pulled the allegedly, they pulled the goddamn air compressor out of his ass.
But when he was taken to the hospital, they had to deflate this idiot.
I kid you not.
Here's the report here for all the folks that don't believe me.
They're like, oh, no way, ghost.
Here it is.
Oh, shit.
Sorry, folks.
I didn't mean to curse there.
I just messed up there.
Here, let me put this here.
There it is.
Here's the damn article.
There it is right there.
I mean, you know, this guy became a human balloon, for Christ's sake, because he got an air compressor head shoved up his ass.
You know?
I mean, not in his colon, all right?
Don't think that he, you know, it was shoved up his hole or something.
I mean, you know, it actually penetrated the skin of his anus.
And as this air compressor was continuing to go, his skin started blowing up.
Started blowing up like a balloon for Christ's sake.
Anyway, we got eight minutes left in the broadcast, folks.
Let me take a couple of more callers here.
I mean, most of these idiots are the same schmucks that have called all day, but let's take a couple more.
760, what's up?
Is that me?
Yeah, it's you.
What's up?
Just going back to the China and Warcraft thing, isn't that more capitalism than what we're doing?
Because, I mean, they're making a pretty good profit off of it.
Yeah, fraudulent activity for Christ.
What do you do for a living exactly there, Mexican?
Nothing.
Of course.
You know, and I'm saying you're probably contributing, you know, probably about two or three generations on welfare, right?
Oh, no, I'm in college.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, scholarship, right?
Yeah?
Because you're Mexican?
No, I'm not Mexican.
Yeah, right.
You're Mexican.
Why don't you be brown and proud, Holmes?
Come on.
We can hear the twang of your voice.
Why don't you just be brown and proud, eh?
You're not answering my question.
Yeah, of course, of course, you stupid milky liquor.
Anyway, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me, folks.
I mean, once again, we got nothing but a bunch of no personality having jerk nuts here.
And before we move on to anything else, I'd like for everybody to please, please follow me on Twitter, folks.
The Twitter name to follow is Ghost Politics.
All one word, no underscores, folks.
All right, here it is right here in the chat room.
Follow that name right there.
All right, and spread the link around.
Spread it around like wildfire.
That true capitalist radio is in effect in the house.
All right.
And I know there's people out here that are criticizing me that, you know, I'm not following anybody.
You know, I don't follow anybody on Twitter or whatever the case might be.
Well, we may have some kind of a, you know, contest this summer pertaining to that situation.
You understand what I'm saying?
I mean, we may just have some kind of a goddamn contest relating to that particular situation.
No BS.
All right?
So all the peeps that are out there wondering, well, you're not following nobody.
You're not following nobody.
Well, there might be something going on.
Anyway, before we move on to anything else, we've been just notified here in the chat room that the Patriot Act just passed.
So anybody who believed that possibly there could be some, I don't know, just an allowing of an expiration on this is just not happening.
All right.
We're going to see more and more totalitarianism, just like I anticipated, because the American public sucks.
What's going on to all the guests that are chilling like some insane villains with us, man?
Look at all these guests, man.
What's going on, baby?
What's going on to all the guests out there?
Anyway, we've got some asshole names.
I love fish sticks, iPropane, I-band Ezzo.
I'm an alcoholic.
I'm shooting pearls.
Jim's 93.
What's up?
We got Jerome Woodstock, John Brand, Kim Jung-Il.
Get that asshole out of here, too.
Kick Kim Jung-il's at.
Kick him out.
Trying to name himself after some piece of crap.
Get him out.
And kick I-band out of here, too.
Kick that stupid piece of garbage out.
I-Ban, that asshole.
Kick him out.
I-Ban Ezzo.
Kick him out.
He's a piece of crap.
Kick him out now.
Piece of garbage.
We got, where are we?
We got Johnny Darky.
We got Liberal.
We got Love Rush High.
We got My Kids.
We got Max Talk.
We got My Kids again.
You got a bunch of My Wife names, which are ridiculous.
You got one name named My Wife Beats Me.
Once you take your balls out of your wife's purse, buddy.
We got Niagara Roll.
Man, we got – I'm not saying that.
Get that other idiot out.
Get him out.
Get that stupid ass.
Get him out.
Both of them.
Both those stupid sacks of crap.
Get him out of the room.
Get out.
Get out.
Get him out now.
All those racist bastards, get him out.
They're calling me a raid.
They're the raid.
Get him out.
We've got nipple scoops.
We got no God.
We got nobody.
We got no Zark.
We got Oku.
We got Overlord.
We've got Peter Cottonball.
We got Pinkie Pie, Ralpho.
Kick Scissor Me Timbers out, too.
That sack of crap was pissing me off.
Kick his stupid ass out.
We got Smell My Poop.
Get Soviet out of there, Addie.
Kick his ass out of here.
Kick him out.
We got Syphilitic Meat.
That's sick bastard.
We got Todd in the place.
Terry Nicholson, the guy.
We got Taseki.
We got Osukma.
We got, get that other idiot.
Get Vladimir out of here.
Get him out.
We got the world's tallest baby.
Get that other idiot after World Tallest Baby.
Get him out.
We got Exani.
Get that other idiot after Exani out to get that stupid sack of crap out of here.
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And then Z the FN is the last name to be broadcasted here for the shout outs.
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All right?
And not to mention, man, follow me on Twitter, man.
I mean, don't be a milky liquor.
You know, shoot me a couple of tweets.
You know, I'm always responding on Twitter.
I'm always cool, chilling like a villain.
So once again, Ghost Politics is the name to follow.
All right, there it is.
Ghost Politics.
Don't be a Milky Licker.
Give me a follow.
All right?
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So hook me up with a follow, www.capitalistarmy.com.
CapitalistArmy.com, baby.
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And I'm out of here, folks.
I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
I'm here tomorrow, same place, same time.
Tomorrow is Baller Friday, baby.
That's right, it is Baller Friday.
So make sure that you're here and everybody that you know is here so you can get the first-class advice from your man, yours truly, the man himself, the host of True Capitalist Radio, Ghost.
All right, another episode into the history books.
I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
Once again, long live the capitalist movement, baby.
And anybody who's a hater, well, you're just going to have to keep hating while I'm keep getting rich, baby.
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